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THE WRECKER



by Robert Louis Stevenson and Lloyd Osbourne










CONTENTS

CONTENTS


PROLOGUE.

IN THE MARQUESAS.

THE YARN.

CHAPTER I  A SOUND COMMERCIAL EDUCATION

CHAPTER II  ROUSSILLON WINE

CHAPTER III  TO INTRODUCE MR. PINKERTON

CHAPTER IV  IN WHICH I EXPERIENCE EXTREMES OF FORTUNE

CHAPTER V  IN WHICH I AM DOWN ON MY LUCK IN PARIS

CHAPTER VI  IN WHICH I GO WEST

CHAPTER VII  IRONS IN THE FIRE

CHAPTER VIII  FACES ON THE CITY FRONT

CHAPTER IX  THE WRECK OF THE “FLYING SCUD.

CHAPTER X  IN WHICH THE CREW VANISH

CHAPTER XI  IN WHICH JIM AND I TAKE DIFFERENT WAYS

CHAPTER XII  THE “NORAH CREINA.

CHAPTER XIII  THE ISLAND AND THE WRECK

CHAPTER XIV  THE CABIN OF THE “FLYING SCUD"

CHAPTER XV  THE CARGO OF THE “FLYING SCUD"

CHAPTER XVI  IN WHICH I TURN SMUGGLER, AND THE CAPTAIN CASUIS

CHAPTER XVII  LIGHT FROM THE MAN OF WAR

CHAPTER XVIII  CROSS-QUESTIONS AND CROOKED ANSWERS

CHAPTER XIX  TRAVELS WITH A SHYSTER

CHAPTER XX  STALLBRIDGE-LE-CARTHEW

CHAPTER XXI  FACE TO FACE

CHAPTER XXII  THE REMITTANCE MAN

CHAPTER XXIII     THE BUDGET OF THE “CURRENCY LASS"

CHAPTER XXIV  A HARD BARGAIN

CHAPTER XXV  A BAD BARGAIN

EPILOGUE


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__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_3__  A SOUND BUSINESS EDUCATION

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_4__  ROUSSILLON WINE

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_5__  MEETING MR. PINKERTON

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_6__  WHERE I EXPERIENCE UPS AND DOWNS

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_7__  WHEN I'M DOWN ON MY LUCK IN PARIS

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_8__  MY JOURNEY WEST

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_9__  IRONS IN THE FIRE

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_10__  FACES IN THE CITY

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_11__  THE WRECK OF THE “FLYING SCUD"

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_12__  WHEN THE CREW DISAPPEARS

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_13__  WHEN JIM AND I GO OUR SEPARATE WAYS

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_14__  THE “NORAH CREINA"

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_15__  THE ISLAND AND THE WRECK

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_16__  THE CABIN OF THE “FLYING SCUD"

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_17__  THE CARGO OF THE “FLYING SCUD"

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_18__  WHEN I BECOME A SMUGGLER, AND THE CAPTAIN'S CASUIST

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_19__  LIGHT FROM THE WARSHIP

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_20__  CROSS-QUESTIONS AND TWISTED ANSWERS

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_21__  TRAVELS WITH A SHYSTER

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_22__  STALLBRIDGE-LE-CARTHEW

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_23__  FACE TO FACE

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_24__  THE REMITTANCE MAN

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_25__  THE BUDGET OF THE “CURRENCY LASS"

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_26__  A HARD BARGAIN

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_27__  A BAD BARGAIN

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PROLOGUE.





IN THE MARQUESAS.

It was about three o'clock of a winter's afternoon in Tai-o-hae, the French capital and port of entry of the Marquesas Islands. The trades blew strong and squally; the surf roared loud on the shingle beach; and the fifty-ton schooner of war, that carries the flag and influence of France about the islands of the cannibal group, rolled at her moorings under Prison Hill. The clouds hung low and black on the surrounding amphitheatre of mountains; rain had fallen earlier in the day, real tropic rain, a waterspout for violence; and the green and gloomy brow of the mountain was still seamed with many silver threads of torrent.

It was around three o'clock on a winter afternoon in Tai-o-hae, the French capital and entry port of the Marquesas Islands. The trade winds blew strongly and made for squally weather; the surf crashed loudly onto the pebble beach; and the fifty-ton war schooner, carrying the flag and influence of France throughout the islands in the cannibal group, rocked at her moorings under Prison Hill. The clouds hung low and dark over the surrounding mountains; it had rained earlier in the day, a real tropical downpour with a torrential force; and the green and gloomy face of the mountain was still marked by many silvery threads of rushing water.

In these hot and healthy islands winter is but a name. The rain had not refreshed, nor could the wind invigorate, the dwellers of Tai-o-hae: away at one end, indeed, the commandant was directing some changes in the residency garden beyond Prison Hill; and the gardeners, being all convicts, had no choice but to continue to obey. All other folks slumbered and took their rest: Vaekehu, the native queen, in her trim house under the rustling palms; the Tahitian commissary, in his beflagged official residence; the merchants, in their deserted stores; and even the club-servant in the club, his head fallen forward on the bottle-counter, under the map of the world and the cards of navy officers. In the whole length of the single shoreside street, with its scattered board houses looking to the sea, its grateful shade of palms and green jungle of puraos, no moving figure could be seen. Only, at the end of the rickety pier, that once (in the prosperous days of the American rebellion) was used to groan under the cotton of John Hart, there might have been spied upon a pile of lumber the famous tattooed white man, the living curiosity of Tai-o-hae.

In these warm and vibrant islands, winter is just a term. The rain hadn’t refreshed anything, nor could the wind energize the residents of Tai-o-hae: at one end, the commandant was overseeing some changes in the garden beyond Prison Hill; and since all the gardeners were convicts, they had no choice but to keep working. Everyone else was sleeping and resting: Vaekehu, the native queen, in her neat home under the swaying palms; the Tahitian commissary, in his flagged official residence; the merchants, in their empty stores; and even the club servant in the club, his head drooping over the bottle counter, beneath the map of the world and the cards of navy officers. In the entire length of the single streetside road, with its scattered wooden houses facing the sea, its pleasant shade of palms, and the lush jungle of puraos, no one could be seen moving. Only at the end of the rickety pier, which once (in the prosperous era of the American rebellion) creaked under the weight of John Hart’s cotton, one could spot on a pile of lumber the famous tattooed white man, the living curiosity of Tai-o-hae.

His eyes were open, staring down the bay. He saw the mountains droop, as they approached the entrance, and break down in cliffs; the surf boil white round the two sentinel islets; and between, on the narrow bight of blue horizon, Ua-pu upraise the ghost of her pinnacled mountain tops. But his mind would take no account of these familiar features; as he dodged in and out along the frontier line of sleep and waking, memory would serve him with broken fragments of the past: brown faces and white, of skipper and shipmate, king and chief, would arise before his mind and vanish; he would recall old voyages, old landfalls in the hour of dawn; he would hear again the drums beat for a man-eating festival; perhaps he would summon up the form of that island princess for the love of whom he had submitted his body to the cruel hands of the tattooer, and now sat on the lumber, at the pier-end of Tai-o-hae, so strange a figure of a European. Or perhaps from yet further back, sounds and scents of England and his childhood might assail him: the merry clamour of cathedral bells, the broom upon the foreland, the song of the river on the weir.

His eyes were open, staring out at the bay. He saw the mountains sag as they neared the entrance, breaking into cliffs; the surf foaming white around the two sentinel islets; and in between, on the narrow stretch of blue horizon, Ua-pu revealed the ghost of her peaked mountain tops. But his mind ignored these familiar sights; as he drifted in and out of sleep, memory served up broken pieces of the past: brown faces and white, of skippers and shipmates, kings and chiefs, would appear in his mind and then disappear; he would remember old voyages, old landfalls at dawn; he would hear again the drums beating for a man-eating festival; perhaps he would summon up the image of that island princess for whom he had submitted his body to the cruel hands of the tattooist, now sitting on the lumber at the pier-end of Tai-o-hae, looking like such a strange figure of a European. Or maybe from even further back, sounds and scents of England and his childhood would reach him: the cheerful clamor of cathedral bells, the broom on the foreland, the song of the river at the weir.

It is bold water at the mouth of the bay; you can steer a ship about either sentinel, close enough to toss a biscuit on the rocks. Thus it chanced that, as the tattooed man sat dozing and dreaming, he was startled into wakefulness and animation by the appearance of a flying jib beyond the western islet. Two more headsails followed; and before the tattooed man had scrambled to his feet, a topsail schooner, of some hundred tons, had luffed about the sentinel and was standing up the bay, close-hauled.

It’s rough water at the mouth of the bay; you can steer a ship close enough to either lookout to toss a biscuit onto the rocks. So it happened that, as the tattooed man sat dozing and dreaming, he was suddenly startled awake and alert by the sight of a flying jib beyond the western island. Two more headsails appeared, and before the tattooed man had gotten to his feet, a topsail schooner, weighing around a hundred tons, had turned around the lookout and was making its way up the bay, close-hauled.

The sleeping city awakened by enchantment. Natives appeared upon all sides, hailing each other with the magic cry “Ehippy”—ship; the Queen stepped forth on her verandah, shading her eyes under a hand that was a miracle of the fine art of tattooing; the commandant broke from his domestic convicts and ran into the residency for his glass; the harbour master, who was also the gaoler, came speeding down the Prison Hill; the seventeen brown Kanakas and the French boatswain's mate, that make up the complement of the war-schooner, crowded on the forward deck; and the various English, Americans, Germans, Poles, Corsicans, and Scots—the merchants and the clerks of Tai-o-hae—deserted their places of business, and gathered, according to invariable custom, on the road before the club.

The sleeping city came to life with magic. Locals appeared from all sides, greeting each other with the enchanted call “Ehippy”—ship; the Queen stepped out onto her porch, shading her eyes with a hand that showcased incredible tattoo artistry; the commandant broke away from his domestic duties and rushed into the residency for his drink; the harbour master, who also served as the jailer, hurried down Prison Hill; the seventeen brown Kanakas and the French boatswain’s mate, who made up the crew of the war-schooner, crowded on the front deck; and the various English, Americans, Germans, Poles, Corsicans, and Scots—the merchants and clerks of Tai-o-hae—left their workplaces and gathered, as usual, on the road in front of the club.

So quickly did these dozen whites collect, so short are the distances in Tai-o-hae, that they were already exchanging guesses as to the nationality and business of the strange vessel, before she had gone about upon her second board towards the anchorage. A moment after, English colours were broken out at the main truck.

So quickly did these twelve white people gather, and since the distances in Tai-o-hae are so small, they were already speculating about the nationality and purpose of the strange ship before she turned around on her second pass toward the anchorage. Moments later, English flags were raised at the main mast.

“I told you she was a Johnny Bull—knew it by her headsails,” said an evergreen old salt, still qualified (if he could anywhere have found an owner unacquainted with his story) to adorn another quarter-deck and lose another ship.

“I told you she was a Johnny Bull—I could tell by her headsails,” said an old sailor, still fit to serve (if he could ever find an owner who didn’t know his story) on another quarter-deck and lose another ship.

“She has American lines, anyway,” said the astute Scots engineer of the gin-mill; “it's my belief she's a yacht.”

“She has American lines, anyway,” said the clever Scottish engineer of the bar; “I believe she’s a yacht.”

“That's it,” said the old salt, “a yacht! look at her davits, and the boat over the stern.”

“That's it,” said the old sailor, “a yacht! Check out her davits and the boat at the back.”

“A yacht in your eye!” said a Glasgow voice. “Look at her red ensign! A yacht! not much she isn't!”

“A yacht in your eye!” said a voice from Glasgow. “Check out her red flag! A yacht! There's hardly anything she isn't!”

“You can close the store, anyway, Tom,” observed a gentlemanly German. “Bon jour, mon Prince!” he added, as a dark, intelligent native cantered by on a neat chestnut. “Vous allez boire un verre de biere?”

“You can close the store, anyway, Tom,” said a polite German. “Good morning, my Prince!” he added, as a dark, clever local rode by on a neat chestnut horse. “Are you going to have a beer?”

But Prince Stanilas Moanatini, the only reasonably busy human creature on the island, was riding hot-spur to view this morning's landslip on the mountain road: the sun already visibly declined; night was imminent; and if he would avoid the perils of darkness and precipice, and the fear of the dead, the haunters of the jungle, he must for once decline a hospitable invitation. Even had he been minded to alight, it presently appeared there would be difficulty as to the refreshment offered.

But Prince Stanilas Moanatini, the only somewhat busy person on the island, was racing to check out this morning's landslide on the mountain road: the sun was already setting; night was approaching; and if he wanted to avoid the dangers of darkness and cliffs, as well as the fear of the dead, who haunted the jungle, he would have to turn down a friendly invitation for once. Even if he had wanted to stop, it soon became clear that there would be issues with the refreshments provided.

“Beer!” cried the Glasgow voice. “No such a thing; I tell you there's only eight bottles in the club! Here's the first time I've seen British colours in this port! and the man that sails under them has got to drink that beer.”

“Beer!” shouted the Glasgow voice. “No way; I’m telling you there are only eight bottles in the club! This is the first time I’ve seen British colors in this port! And the guy who sails under them has to drink that beer.”

The proposal struck the public mind as fair, though far from cheering; for some time back, indeed, the very name of beer had been a sound of sorrow in the club, and the evenings had passed in dolorous computation.

The proposal seemed fair to the public, but it wasn't exactly uplifting; not long ago, the mere mention of beer had brought sadness to the club, and the evenings had been spent in gloomy calculations.

“Here is Havens,” said one, as if welcoming a fresh topic. “What do you think of her, Havens?”

“Here’s Havens,” one of them said, as if introducing a new subject. “What do you think of her, Havens?”

“I don't think,” replied Havens, a tall, bland, cool-looking, leisurely Englishman, attired in spotless duck, and deliberately dealing with a cigarette. “I may say I know. She's consigned to me from Auckland by Donald & Edenborough. I am on my way aboard.”

“I don’t think so,” replied Havens, a tall, laid-back, stylish Englishman dressed in crisp white, casually handling a cigarette. “In fact, I know. She’s been sent to me from Auckland by Donald & Edenborough. I’m on my way to board.”

“What ship is she?” asked the ancient mariner.

“What ship is she?” asked the old sailor.

“Haven't an idea,” returned Havens. “Some tramp they have chartered.”

“Don't have a clue,” Havens replied. “Just some drifter they’ve hired.”

With that he placidly resumed his walk, and was soon seated in the stern-sheets of a whaleboat manned by uproarious Kanakas, himself daintily perched out of the way of the least maculation, giving his commands in an unobtrusive, dinner-table tone of voice, and sweeping neatly enough alongside the schooner.

With that, he calmly continued his walk and soon settled into the back of a whaleboat crewed by loud Kanakas, carefully perched to avoid any mess, giving his commands in a subtle, polite tone, and smoothly maneuvering alongside the schooner.

A weather-beaten captain received him at the gangway.

A weathered captain welcomed him at the gangway.

“You are consigned to us, I think,” said he. “I am Mr. Havens.”

“You're assigned to us, I believe,” he said. “I’m Mr. Havens.”

“That is right, sir,” replied the captain, shaking hands. “You will find the owner, Mr. Dodd, below. Mind the fresh paint on the house.”

“That’s right, sir,” replied the captain, shaking hands. “You’ll find the owner, Mr. Dodd, downstairs. Watch out for the fresh paint on the house.”

Havens stepped along the alley-way, and descended the ladder into the main cabin.

Havens walked down the alley and climbed down the ladder into the main cabin.

“Mr. Dodd, I believe,” said he, addressing a smallish, bearded gentleman, who sat writing at the table. “Why,” he cried, “it isn't Loudon Dodd?”

“Mr. Dodd, I believe,” he said, speaking to a short, bearded man who was writing at the table. “Wait,” he exclaimed, “isn’t that Loudon Dodd?”

“Myself, my dear fellow,” replied Mr. Dodd, springing to his feet with companionable alacrity. “I had a half-hope it might be you, when I found your name on the papers. Well, there's no change in you; still the same placid, fresh-looking Britisher.”

“Me, my good man,” replied Mr. Dodd, jumping to his feet with eager friendliness. “I had a slight hope it might be you when I saw your name in the papers. Well, you haven't changed; still the same calm, fresh-faced Brit.”

“I can't return the compliment; for you seem to have become a Britisher yourself,” said Havens.

“I can’t return the favor; it looks like you’ve become a Brit yourself,” said Havens.

“I promise you, I am quite unchanged,” returned Dodd. “The red tablecloth at the top of the stick is not my flag; it's my partner's. He is not dead, but sleepeth. There he is,” he added, pointing to a bust which formed one of the numerous unexpected ornaments of that unusual cabin.

“I promise you, I haven't changed at all,” Dodd replied. “The red tablecloth at the top of the stick isn’t my flag; it belongs to my partner. He's not dead, just sleeping. There he is,” he added, pointing to a bust that was one of the many surprising decorations in that unique cabin.

Havens politely studied it. “A fine bust,” said he; “and a very nice-looking fellow.”

Havens politely examined it. “A great bust,” he said; “and a really good-looking guy.”

“Yes; he's a good fellow,” said Dodd. “He runs me now. It's all his money.”

“Yeah; he's a great guy,” said Dodd. “He's taking care of me now. It's all his money.”

“He doesn't seem to be particularly short of it,” added the other, peering with growing wonder round the cabin.

“He doesn’t seem to be running low on it,” added the other, looking around the cabin with increasing curiosity.

“His money, my taste,” said Dodd. “The black-walnut bookshelves are Old English; the books all mine,—mostly Renaissance French. You should see how the beach-combers wilt away when they go round them looking for a change of Seaside Library novels. The mirrors are genuine Venice; that's a good piece in the corner. The daubs are mine—and his; the mudding mine.”

“His money, my style,” said Dodd. “The black-walnut bookshelves are Old English; the books are all mine—mostly Renaissance French. You should see how the beachcombers fade when they pass by, searching for a change of Seaside Library novels. The mirrors are genuine Venetian; that's a nice piece in the corner. The paintings are mine—and his; the plastering is mine.”

“Mudding? What is that?” asked Havens.

“Mudding? What is that?” asked Havens.

“These bronzes,” replied Dodd. “I began life as a sculptor.”

“These bronzes,” Dodd replied. “I started my career as a sculptor.”

“Yes; I remember something about that,” said the other. “I think, too, you said you were interested in Californian real estate.”

"Yeah, I remember something about that," said the other. "I also think you mentioned you were interested in California real estate."

“Surely, I never went so far as that,” said Dodd. “Interested? I guess not. Involved, perhaps. I was born an artist; I never took an interest in anything but art. If I were to pile up this old schooner to-morrow,” he added, “I declare I believe I would try the thing again!”

“Surely, I never went that far,” said Dodd. “Interested? I doubt it. Involved, maybe. I was born an artist; I never cared about anything except art. If I were to wreck this old schooner tomorrow,” he added, “I honestly think I would try it again!”

“Insured?” inquired Havens.

“Got insurance?” inquired Havens.

“Yes,” responded Dodd. “There's some fool in 'Frisco who insures us, and comes down like a wolf on the fold on the profits; but we'll get even with him some day.”

“Yes,” replied Dodd. “There's some idiot in San Francisco who insures us and swoops down on the profits like a wolf on the fold, but we’ll get back at him someday.”

“Well, I suppose it's all right about the cargo,” said Havens.

“Well, I guess it's fine about the cargo,” said Havens.

“O, I suppose so!” replied Dodd. “Shall we go into the papers?”

“O, I guess so!” replied Dodd. “Should we check the news?”

“We'll have all to-morrow, you know,” said Havens; “and they'll be rather expecting you at the club. C'est l'heure de l'absinthe. Of course, Loudon, you'll dine with me later on?”

“We'll have all tomorrow, you know,” said Havens; “and they'll be expecting you at the club. It’s time for absinthe. Of course, Loudon, you'll have dinner with me later?”

Mr. Dodd signified his acquiescence; drew on his white coat, not without a trifling difficulty, for he was a man of middle age, and well-to-do; arranged his beard and moustaches at one of the Venetian mirrors; and, taking a broad felt hat, led the way through the trade-room into the ship's waist.

Mr. Dodd nodded in agreement, put on his white coat with a bit of effort since he was middle-aged and well-off, adjusted his beard and mustache in one of the Venetian mirrors, and, grabbing a wide felt hat, led the way through the trade room into the ship's waist.

The stern boat was waiting alongside,—a boat of an elegant model, with cushions and polished hard-wood fittings.

The sleek boat was waiting beside us—an elegantly designed boat, with cushions and polished hardwood fixtures.

“You steer,” observed Loudon. “You know the best place to land.”

“You drive,” Loudon said. “You know where the best place to land is.”

“I never like to steer another man's boat,” replied Havens.

“I never like to steer someone else's boat,” replied Havens.

“Call it my partner's, and cry quits,” returned Loudon, getting nonchalantly down the side.

“Call it my partner's, and let’s call it even,” replied Loudon, casually climbing down the side.

Havens followed and took the yoke lines without further protest. “I am sure I don't know how you make this pay,” he said. “To begin with, she is too big for the trade, to my taste; and then you carry so much style.”

Havens followed and took the yoke lines without any more complaints. “I really don’t get how you make this work,” he said. “First of all, she's too big for the job, in my opinion; and then you add so much flair.”

“I don't know that she does pay,” returned Loudon. “I never pretend to be a business man. My partner appears happy; and the money is all his, as I told you—I only bring the want of business habits.”

“I don't know if she actually pays,” replied Loudon. “I never pretend to be a businessman. My partner seems satisfied, and all the money is his, as I mentioned—I just lack business skills.”

“You rather like the berth, I suppose?” suggested Havens.

“You like the cabin, I guess?” suggested Havens.

“Yes,” said Loudon; “it seems odd, but I rather do.”

“Yes,” said Loudon; “it seems strange, but I actually do.”

While they were yet on board, the sun had dipped; the sunset gun (a rifle) cracked from the war-schooner, and the colours had been handed down. Dusk was deepening as they came ashore; and the Cercle Internationale (as the club is officially and significantly named) began to shine, from under its low verandas, with the light of many lamps. The good hours of the twenty-four drew on; the hateful, poisonous day-fly of Nukahiva, was beginning to desist from its activity; the land-breeze came in refreshing draughts; and the club men gathered together for the hour of absinthe. To the commandant himself, to the man whom he was then contending with at billiards—a trader from the next island, honorary member of the club, and once carpenter's mate on board a Yankee war-ship—to the doctor of the port, to the Brigadier of Gendarmerie, to the opium farmer, and to all the white men whom the tide of commerce, or the chances of shipwreck and desertion, had stranded on the beach of Tai-o-hae, Mr. Loudon Dodd was formally presented; by all (since he was a man of pleasing exterior, smooth ways, and an unexceptionable flow of talk, whether in French or English) he was excellently well received; and presently, with one of the last eight bottles of beer on a table at his elbow, found himself the rather silent centre-piece of a voluble group on the verandah.

While they were still on board, the sun had set; the sunset gun (a rifle) went off from the warship, and the flags were lowered. Dusk was deepening as they arrived on shore, and the Cercle Internationale (as the club is officially and fittingly named) began to glow under its low verandas with the light of many lamps. The pleasant hours of the day were winding down; the annoying, biting day-fly of Nukahiva was starting to quiet down; the land breeze came in refreshing gusts; and the club members gathered for their absinthe hour. To the commandant himself, to the man he was then competing against at billiards—a trader from the neighboring island, honorary member of the club, and once a carpenter's mate on a Yankee warship—to the port doctor, the Brigadier of Gendarmerie, the opium farmer, and to all the white men whom commerce or the misfortunes of shipwreck and desertion had brought to the shores of Tai-o-hae, Mr. Loudon Dodd was formally introduced; everyone (since he was a good-looking guy, smooth-talking, and had an engaging conversation style in both French and English) welcomed him warmly; and soon, with one of the last eight bottles of beer beside him, he found himself the rather quiet focal point of a lively group on the verandah.

Talk in the South Seas is all upon one pattern; it is a wide ocean, indeed, but a narrow world: you shall never talk long and not hear the name of Bully Hayes, a naval hero whose exploits and deserved extinction left Europe cold; commerce will be touched on, copra, shell, perhaps cotton or fungus; but in a far-away, dilettante fashion, as by men not deeply interested; through all, the names of schooners and their captains, will keep coming and going, thick as may-flies; and news of the last shipwreck will be placidly exchanged and debated. To a stranger, this conversation will at first seem scarcely brilliant; but he will soon catch the tone; and by the time he shall have moved a year or so in the island world, and come across a good number of the schooners so that every captain's name calls up a figure in pyjamas or white duck, and becomes used to a certain laxity of moral tone which prevails (as in memory of Mr. Hayes) on smuggling, ship-scuttling, barratry, piracy, the labour trade, and other kindred fields of human activity, he will find Polynesia no less amusing and no less instructive than Pall Mall or Paris.

Talk in the South Seas is pretty much the same everywhere; it's a vast ocean, but a small world. You can’t talk for long without hearing about Bully Hayes, a naval hero whose adventures and eventual downfall left Europe indifferent. People will mention commerce—copra, shells, maybe cotton or mushrooms—but in a distant, casual way, as if they aren’t really invested. Throughout the conversation, names of schooners and their captains will pop up, as frequent as mayflies; news about the latest shipwreck will be shared and discussed calmly. To an outsider, this talk might initially seem dull, but they’ll quickly pick up on the vibe. After spending a year or so in the island life and encountering plenty of schooners—where every captain's name conjures up an image of someone in pajamas or white clothing—and getting used to the relaxed moral standards that exist (thanks to Mr. Hayes), regarding smuggling, shipwrecking, piracy, the labor trade, and other similar activities, they’ll discover that Polynesia is just as entertaining and educational as Pall Mall or Paris.

Mr. Loudon Dodd, though he was new to the group of the Marquesas, was already an old, salted trader; he knew the ships and the captains; he had assisted, in other islands, at the first steps of some career of which he now heard the culmination, or (vice versa) he had brought with him from further south the end of some story which had begun in Tai-o-hae. Among other matter of interest, like other arrivals in the South Seas, he had a wreck to announce. The John T. Richards, it appeared, had met the fate of other island schooners.

Mr. Loudon Dodd, even though he was new to the group in the Marquesas, was already an experienced trader; he knew the ships and the captains well. He had seen the early stages of various careers in other islands, and now he was hearing about their successes, or he had brought with him from further south the conclusion of a story that had started in Tai-o-hae. Among other interesting news, like many newcomers to the South Seas, he had a wreck to report. It turned out that the John T. Richards had suffered the same fate as other island schooners.

“Dickinson piled her up on Palmerston Island,” Dodd announced.

“Dickinson stacked her up on Palmerston Island,” Dodd announced.

“Who were the owners?” inquired one of the club men.

“Who were the owners?” asked one of the club members.

“O, the usual parties!” returned Loudon,—“Capsicum & Co.”

“O, the usual parties!” replied Loudon, — “Capsicum & Co.”

A smile and a glance of intelligence went round the group; and perhaps Loudon gave voice to the general sentiment by remarking, “Talk of good business! I know nothing better than a schooner, a competent captain, and a sound, reliable reef.”

A smile and a knowing look passed around the group, and maybe Loudon expressed everyone’s thoughts when he said, “When it comes to good business, I can’t think of anything better than a schooner, a skilled captain, and a solid, trustworthy reef.”

“Good business! There's no such a thing!” said the Glasgow man. “Nobody makes anything but the missionaries—dash it!”

“Good business! That doesn't exist!” said the Glasgow man. “Nobody creates anything except the missionaries—damn it!”

“I don't know,” said another. “There's a good deal in opium.”

“I don’t know,” said another. “There’s a lot in opium.”

“It's a good job to strike a tabooed pearl-island, say, about the fourth year,” remarked a third; “skim the whole lagoon on the sly, and up stick and away before the French get wind of you.”

“It's a smart move to hit a forbidden pearl island, like, around the fourth year,” said a third person; “sneak around the whole lagoon and take off before the French catch on.”

“A pig nokket of cold is good,” observed a German.

“A cold pig nose is good,” observed a German.

“There's something in wrecks, too,” said Havens. “Look at that man in Honolulu, and the ship that went ashore on Waikiki Reef; it was blowing a kona, hard; and she began to break up as soon as she touched. Lloyd's agent had her sold inside an hour; and before dark, when she went to pieces in earnest, the man that bought her had feathered his nest. Three more hours of daylight, and he might have retired from business. As it was, he built a house on Beretania Street, and called it for the ship.”

“There's something about shipwrecks too,” said Havens. “Look at that guy in Honolulu and the ship that ran aground on Waikiki Reef; it was blowing a kona hard, and it started breaking up as soon as it hit. Lloyd's agent sold it within an hour, and before dark, when it really started falling apart, the guy who bought it had already made a profit. If he had just three more hours of daylight, he might have been able to retire. Instead, he built a house on Beretania Street and named it after the ship.”

“Yes, there's something in wrecks sometimes,” said the Glasgow voice; “but not often.”

“Yes, there’s something in wrecks sometimes,” said the Glasgow voice; “but not very often.”

“As a general rule, there's deuced little in anything,” said Havens.

“As a general rule, there’s hardly anything in anything,” said Havens.

“Well, I believe that's a Christian fact,” cried the other. “What I want is a secret; get hold of a rich man by the right place, and make him squeal.”

“Well, I think that's a Christian fact,” shouted the other. “What I want is a secret; grab a wealthy guy by the right spot, and make him talk.”

“I suppose you know it's not thought to be the ticket,” returned Havens.

“I guess you know it's not considered the solution,” replied Havens.

“I don't care for that; it's good enough for me,” cried the man from Glasgow, stoutly. “The only devil of it is, a fellow can never find a secret in a place like the South Seas: only in London and Paris.”

“I don’t care about that; it’s good enough for me,” shouted the man from Glasgow, firmly. “The only downside is that you can never find a secret in a place like the South Seas: only in London and Paris.”

“M'Gibbon's been reading some dime-novel, I suppose,” said one club man.

“M'Gibbon's been reading some cheap novel, I guess,” said one club member.

“He's been reading Aurora Floyd,” remarked another.

“He's been reading Aurora Floyd,” said another.

“And what if I have?” cried M'Gibbon. “It's all true. Look at the newspapers! It's just your confounded ignorance that sets you snickering. I tell you, it's as much a trade as underwriting, and a dashed sight more honest.”

“And what if I have?” shouted M'Gibbon. “It's all true. Look at the newspapers! It's just your annoying ignorance that makes you laugh. I’m telling you, it’s as much a profession as underwriting, and a hell of a lot more honest.”

The sudden acrimony of these remarks called Loudon (who was a man of peace) from his reserve. “It's rather singular,” said he, “but I seem to have practised about all these means of livelihood.”

The sudden harshness of these comments brought Loudon (who was a peaceful man) out of his shell. “It's kind of strange,” he said, “but I feel like I’ve tried almost all these ways to make a living.”

“Tit you effer vind a nokket?” inquired the inarticulate German, eagerly.

“Did you ever find a pocket?” the inarticulate German asked eagerly.

“No. I have been most kinds of fool in my time,” returned Loudon, “but not the gold-digging variety. Every man has a sane spot somewhere.”

“No. I’ve been all sorts of a fool in my time,” Loudon replied, “but not the kind that chases after gold. Every man has a rational side somewhere.”

“Well, then,” suggested some one, “did you ever smuggle opium?”

“Well, then,” suggested someone, “have you ever smuggled opium?”

“Yes, I did,” said Loudon.

"Yes, I did," Loudon said.

“Was there money in that?”

"Was there cash in that?"

“All the way,” responded Loudon.

“Totally,” responded Loudon.

“And perhaps you bought a wreck?” asked another.

“And maybe you bought a junker?” another asked.

“Yes, sir,” said Loudon.

“Sure, sir,” said Loudon.

“How did that pan out?” pursued the questioner.

“How did that turn out?” asked the questioner.

“Well, mine was a peculiar kind of wreck,” replied Loudon. “I don't know, on the whole, that I can recommend that branch of industry.”

“Well, my situation was a strange kind of disaster,” replied Loudon. “I don’t know, overall, that I can endorse that line of work.”

“Did she break up?” asked some one.

“Did she break up?” someone asked.

“I guess it was rather I that broke down,” says Loudon. “Head not big enough.”

“I guess it was more me that broke down,” says Loudon. “Head not big enough.”

“Ever try the blackmail?” inquired Havens.

“Have you ever tried blackmail?” asked Havens.

“Simple as you see me sitting here!” responded Dodd.

“It's as simple as you see me sitting here!” Dodd replied.

“Good business?”

“Is this good business?”

“Well, I'm not a lucky man, you see,” returned the stranger. “It ought to have been good.”

“Well, I’m not a lucky guy, you see,” the stranger replied. “It should have been good.”

“You had a secret?” asked the Glasgow man.

“You had a secret?” asked the guy from Glasgow.

“As big as the State of Texas.”

“As large as the State of Texas.”

“And the other man was rich?”

“And the other guy was rich?”

“He wasn't exactly Jay Gould, but I guess he could buy these islands if he wanted.”

“He wasn't exactly Jay Gould, but I guess he could buy these islands if he wanted to.”

“Why, what was wrong, then? Couldn't you get hands on him?”

“Why, what was the problem? Couldn't you get to him?”

“It took time, but I had him cornered at last; and then——”

“It took time, but I finally had him cornered; and then——”

“What then?”

"What's next?"

“The speculation turned bottom up. I became the man's bosom friend.”

“The speculation flipped around. I became the man's close friend.”

“The deuce you did!”

"What the hell you did!"

“He couldn't have been particular, you mean?” asked Dodd pleasantly. “Well, no; he's a man of rather large sympathies.”

“He couldn't have been picky, could he?” asked Dodd pleasantly. “Well, no; he's a guy with pretty broad sympathies.”

“If you're done talking nonsense, Loudon,” said Havens, “let's be getting to my place for dinner.”

“If you’re done with the nonsense, Loudon,” said Havens, “let’s head to my place for dinner.”

Outside, the night was full of the roaring of the surf. Scattered lights glowed in the green thicket. Native women came by twos and threes out of the darkness, smiled and ogled the two whites, perhaps wooed them with a strain of laughter, and went by again, bequeathing to the air a heady perfume of palm-oil and frangipani blossom. From the club to Mr. Havens's residence was but a step or two, and to any dweller in Europe they must have seemed steps in fairyland. If such an one could but have followed our two friends into the wide-verandahed house, sat down with them in the cool trellised room, where the wine shone on the lamp-lighted tablecloth; tasted of their exotic food—the raw fish, the breadfruit, the cooked bananas, the roast pig served with the inimitable miti, and that king of delicacies, palm-tree salad; seen and heard by fits and starts, now peering round the corner of the door, now railing within against invisible assistants, a certain comely young native lady in a sacque, who seemed too modest to be a member of the family, and too imperious to be less; and then if such an one were whisked again through space to Upper Tooting, or wherever else he honored the domestic gods, “I have had a dream,” I think he would say, as he sat up, rubbing his eyes, in the familiar chimney-corner chair, “I have had a dream of a place, and I declare I believe it must be heaven.” But to Dodd and his entertainer, all this amenity of the tropic night and all these dainties of the island table, were grown things of custom; and they fell to meat like men who were hungry, and drifted into idle talk like men who were a trifle bored.

Outside, the night was filled with the sound of the crashing waves. Scattered lights glimmered in the green underbrush. Native women walked by in pairs and small groups from the darkness, smiling and flirting with the two white men, perhaps enchanting them with bits of laughter, then passed by again, leaving behind an intoxicating scent of palm oil and frangipani blossoms. It was just a short walk from the club to Mr. Havens's house, which must have seemed like a step into a fairy tale to anyone from Europe. If someone had been able to follow our two friends into the spacious, veranda-covered house, sit with them in the cool, trellised room where the wine sparkled on the lamp-lit tablecloth; taste their exotic food—the raw fish, the breadfruit, the cooked bananas, the roast pig served with the unique miti, and that ultimate treat, palm tree salad; see and hear a certain attractive young native woman in a loose garment, who seemed too modest to be part of the family but too commanding to be anything less—now peering around the door, now scolding invisible helpers—then if that person were suddenly whisked back through space to Upper Tooting or wherever else he honored his home, “I had a dream,” I think he would say as he sat up, rubbing his eyes in his familiar armchair by the fireplace. “I dreamed of a place, and I truly believe it must be heaven.” But for Dodd and his host, all the charm of the tropical night and the delicacies of the island table had become familiar routines; they dug into their food like hungry men and fell into casual conversation like men who were slightly bored.

The scene in the club was referred to.

The scene in the club was mentioned.

“I never heard you talk so much nonsense, Loudon,” said the host.

“I’ve never heard you talk so much nonsense, Loudon,” said the host.

“Well, it seemed to me there was sulphur in the air, so I talked for talking,” returned the other. “But it was none of it nonsense.”

"Well, it felt like there was sulfur in the air, so I just kept talking," replied the other. "But none of it was nonsense."

“Do you mean to say it was true?” cried Havens,—“that about the opium and the wreck, and the blackmailing and the man who became your friend?”

“Are you saying that it was true?” shouted Havens, “that stuff about the opium and the wreck, the blackmailing, and the guy who became your friend?”

“Every last word of it,” said Loudon.

“Every single word of it,” said Loudon.

“You seem to have been seeing life,” returned the other.

"You seem to have experienced life," the other replied.

“Yes, it's a queer yarn,” said his friend; “if you think you would like, I'll tell it you.”

“Yes, it’s a strange story,” said his friend; “if you think you’d like it, I’ll tell it to you.”

Here follows the yarn of Loudon Dodd, not as he told it to his friend, but as he subsequently wrote it.

Here’s the story of Loudon Dodd, not as he shared it with his friend, but as he later wrote it down.





THE YARN.





CHAPTER I. A SOUND COMMERCIAL EDUCATION.

The beginning of this yarn is my poor father's character. There never was a better man, nor a handsomer, nor (in my view) a more unhappy—unhappy in his business, in his pleasures, in his place of residence, and (I am sorry to say it) in his son. He had begun life as a land-surveyor, soon became interested in real estate, branched off into many other speculations, and had the name of one of the smartest men in the State of Muskegon. “Dodd has a big head,” people used to say; but I was never so sure of his capacity. His luck, at least, was beyond doubt for long; his assiduity, always. He fought in that daily battle of money-grubbing, with a kind of sad-eyed loyalty like a martyr's; rose early, ate fast, came home dispirited and over-weary, even from success; grudged himself all pleasure, if his nature was capable of taking any, which I sometimes wondered; and laid out, upon some deal in wheat or corner in aluminium, the essence of which was little better than highway robbery, treasures of conscientiousness and self-denial.

The start of this story is about my poor father's character. There wasn’t a better man, nor a handsomer one, nor (in my opinion) a more unhappy one—unhappy in his work, his leisure, where he lived, and (I regret to say) in his relationship with me. He began his career as a land surveyor, quickly got involved in real estate, explored many other ventures, and gained a reputation as one of the smartest men in Muskegon State. “Dodd has a big brain,” people would say; but I was never completely convinced of his abilities. His luck, at least, was undeniable for a long time, and his dedication was constant. He fought in the daily grind of making money, with a kind of sad-eyed loyalty, almost like a martyr; he got up early, ate quickly, returned home dejected and exhausted, even after achieving success; he denied himself any enjoyment, if he was even capable of feeling it, which I sometimes doubted; and invested, in some scheme involving wheat or a corner on aluminum, effort that was hardly better than theft, sacrificing his integrity and self-discipline.

Unluckily, I never cared a cent for anything but art, and never shall. My idea of man's chief end was to enrich the world with things of beauty, and have a fairly good time myself while doing so. I do not think I mentioned that second part, which is the only one I have managed to carry out; but my father must have suspected the suppression, for he branded the whole affair as self-indulgence.

Unfortunately, I never cared about anything but art, and I never will. I believe the main purpose of life is to enrich the world with beautiful things while having a pretty good time doing it. I don't think I mentioned that second part, which is the only thing I've actually managed to do; but my father must have suspected that I was holding back, since he labeled the whole thing as simply being self-indulgent.

“Well,” I remember crying once, “and what is your life? You are only trying to get money, and to get it from other people at that.”

“Well,” I remember saying once, “what about your life? You’re just trying to make money, and you’re trying to take it from other people, too.”

He sighed bitterly (which was very much his habit), and shook his poor head at me. “Ah, Loudon, Loudon!” said he, “you boys think yourselves very smart. But, struggle as you please, a man has to work in this world. He must be an honest man or a thief, Loudon.”

He sighed sadly (which he often did) and shook his head at me. “Ah, Loudon, Loudon!” he said, “You boys think you’re so clever. But no matter how hard you try, a man has to work in this world. He has to be an honest man or a thief, Loudon.”

You can see for yourself how vain it was to argue with my father. The despair that seized upon me after such an interview was, besides, embittered by remorse; for I was at times petulant, but he invariably gentle; and I was fighting, after all, for my own liberty and pleasure, he singly for what he thought to be my good. And all the time he never despaired. “There is good stuff in you, Loudon,” he would say; “there is the right stuff in you. Blood will tell, and you will come right in time. I am not afraid my boy will ever disgrace me; I am only vexed he should sometimes talk nonsense.” And then he would pat my shoulder or my hand with a kind of motherly way he had, very affecting in a man so strong and beautiful.

You can see for yourself how pointless it was to argue with my dad. The despair that took hold of me after such a conversation was made worse by regret; I could be moody at times, but he was always gentle. I was fighting for my own freedom and enjoyment, while he was solely focused on what he believed was best for me. Yet, he never lost hope. “There’s good in you, Loudon,” he would say; “you have what it takes. Blood will show its worth, and you’ll come around eventually. I’m not worried that my boy will ever embarrass me; I just get annoyed when he talks nonsense sometimes.” Then he would give my shoulder or hand a reassuring pat in a way that was quite tender for such a strong and handsome man.

As soon as I had graduated from the high school, he packed me off to the Muskegon Commercial Academy. You are a foreigner, and you will have a difficulty in accepting the reality of this seat of education. I assure you before I begin that I am wholly serious. The place really existed, possibly exists to-day: we were proud of it in the State, as something exceptionally nineteenth century and civilized; and my father, when he saw me to the cars, no doubt considered he was putting me in a straight line for the Presidency and the New Jerusalem.

As soon as I graduated from high school, he sent me off to the Muskegon Commercial Academy. You’re an outsider, and you’ll find it hard to understand what this school is all about. I promise I’m completely serious. The place really existed, and it might still be around today: we were proud of it in the state, seeing it as something uniquely 19th century and civilized; and my dad, when he put me on the train, definitely thought he was setting me on the path to the presidency and the promised land.

“Loudon,” said he, “I am now giving you a chance that Julius Caesar could not have given to his son—a chance to see life as it is, before your own turn comes to start in earnest. Avoid rash speculation, try to behave like a gentleman; and if you will take my advice, confine yourself to a safe, conservative business in railroads. Breadstuffs are tempting, but very dangerous; I would not try breadstuffs at your time of life; but you may feel your way a little in other commodities. Take a pride to keep your books posted, and never throw good money after bad. There, my dear boy, kiss me good-by; and never forget that you are an only chick, and that your dad watches your career with fond suspense.”

“Loudon,” he said, “I’m giving you an opportunity that Julius Caesar couldn’t give to his son—a chance to see life as it really is, before it’s your turn to get serious. Avoid reckless risks, try to act like a gentleman; and if you want my advice, stick to a safe, conservative business in railroads. Grains may seem tempting, but they can be very risky; I wouldn’t recommend grains at your age, but you can explore a bit with other commodities. Make it a point to keep your books updated, and never throw good money after bad. There, my dear boy, give me a kiss good-bye; and always remember that you’re an only child and that your dad is watching your journey with loving anticipation.”

The commercial college was a fine, roomy establishment, pleasantly situate among woods. The air was healthy, the food excellent, the premium high. Electric wires connected it (to use the words of the prospectus) with “the various world centres.” The reading-room was well supplied with “commercial organs.” The talk was that of Wall Street; and the pupils (from fifty to a hundred lads) were principally engaged in rooking or trying to rook one another for nominal sums in what was called “college paper.” We had class hours, indeed, in the morning, when we studied German, French, book-keeping, and the like goodly matters; but the bulk of our day and the gist of the education centred in the exchange, where we were taught to gamble in produce and securities. Since not one of the participants possessed a bushel of wheat or a dollar's worth of stock, legitimate business was of course impossible from the beginning. It was cold-drawn gambling, without colour or disguise. Just that which is the impediment and destruction of all genuine commercial enterprise, just that we were taught with every luxury of stage effect. Our simulacrum of a market was ruled by the real markets outside, so that we might experience the course and vicissitude of prices. We must keep books, and our ledgers were overhauled at the month's end by the principal or his assistants. To add a spice of verisimilitude, “college paper” (like poker chips) had an actual marketable value. It was bought for each pupil by anxious parents and guardians at the rate of one cent for the dollar. The same pupil, when his education was complete, resold, at the same figure, so much as was left him to the college; and even in the midst of his curriculum, a successful operator would sometimes realize a proportion of his holding, and stand a supper on the sly in the neighbouring hamlet. In short, if there was ever a worse education, it must have been in that academy where Oliver met Charlie Bates.

The commercial college was a spacious and comfortable place, nicely located among the woods. The air was fresh, the food was great, and the tuition was high. Electric wires connected it (to quote the prospectus) with “the various world centers.” The reading room was well stocked with “commercial publications.” The conversation was straight out of Wall Street, and the students (ranging from fifty to a hundred guys) mostly spent their time trying to outsmart each other for small amounts of money in what was called “college paper.” We did have class hours in the mornings, where we studied German, French, bookkeeping, and other useful subjects; but the majority of our day and the essence of our education revolved around the exchange, where we learned to gamble on commodities and securities. Since none of the participants actually owned a bushel of wheat or any stock, real business was obviously impossible from the start. It was pure gambling, with no pretense or disguise. Just what hinders and destroys all genuine business ventures, that’s what we were taught with all the drama of a performance. Our imitation market was influenced by the real markets outside, so we could witness price changes and fluctuations. We had to keep records, and our ledgers were checked at the end of each month by the principal or his aides. To add a touch of realism, “college paper” (similar to poker chips) had a real market value. Parents and guardians bought it for each student at a rate of one cent on the dollar. Once a student completed his education, he would sell any leftover college paper back to the college for the same rate; and even during his studies, a successful trader would occasionally cash in some of his holdings and treat himself to dinner in the nearby village. In short, if there was ever a worse education, it must have been at that academy where Oliver met Charlie Bates.

When I was first guided into the exchange to have my desk pointed out by one of the assistant teachers, I was overwhelmed by the clamour and confusion. Certain blackboards at the other end of the building were covered with figures continually replaced. As each new set appeared, the pupils swayed to and fro, and roared out aloud with a formidable and to me quite meaningless vociferation; leaping at the same time upon the desks and benches, signalling with arms and heads, and scribbling briskly in note-books. I thought I had never beheld a scene more disagreeable; and when I considered that the whole traffic was illusory, and all the money then upon the market would scarce have sufficed to buy a pair of skates, I was at first astonished, although not for long. Indeed, I had no sooner called to mind how grown-up men and women of considerable estate will lose their temper about half-penny points, than (making an immediate allowance for my fellow-students) I transferred the whole of my astonishment to the assistant teacher, who—poor gentleman—had quite forgot to show me to my desk, and stood in the midst of this hurly-burly, absorbed and seemingly transported.

When I was first led into the exchange to have one of the assistant teachers show me my desk, I was overwhelmed by the noise and chaos. Some blackboards at the far end of the building were filled with figures that kept changing. As each new set appeared, the students swayed back and forth and shouted loudly with an intimidating and, to me, completely meaningless uproar; they jumped on the desks and benches, gesturing with their arms and heads, and scribbling quickly in their notebooks. I thought I had never seen a more unpleasant scene; and when I realized that the whole activity was illusionary, and that all the money in circulation couldn't even buy a pair of skates, I was initially shocked, though not for long. In fact, as soon as I remembered how grown-ups with substantial wealth can lose their tempers over tiny fluctuations, I redirected my surprise towards the assistant teacher, who—poor guy—had completely forgotten to show me to my desk and stood there amidst all the chaos, absorbed and seemingly transported.

“Look, look,” he shouted in my ear; “a falling market! The bears have had it all their own way since yesterday.”

“Look, look,” he shouted in my ear; “the market is dropping! The bears have been in control since yesterday.”

“It can't matter,” I replied, making him hear with difficulty, for I was unused to speak in such a babel, “since it is all fun.”

“It doesn’t matter,” I replied, trying to make myself heard over the chaos, “because it’s all just fun.”

“True,” said he; “and you must always bear in mind that the real profit is in the book-keeping. I trust, Dodd, to be able to congratulate you upon your books. You are to start in with ten thousand dollars of college paper, a very liberal figure, which should see you through the whole curriculum, if you keep to a safe, conservative business.... Why, what's that?” he broke off, once more attracted by the changing figures on the board. “Seven, four, three! Dodd, you are in luck: this is the most spirited rally we have had this term. And to think that the same scene is now transpiring in New York, Chicago, St. Louis, and rival business centres! For two cents, I would try a flutter with the boys myself,” he cried, rubbing his hands; “only it's against the regulations.”

“True,” he said; “and you have to remember that the real profit comes from keeping good records. I hope, Dodd, to be able to congratulate you on your accounts. You’re starting off with ten thousand dollars in college funds, a pretty generous amount, which should last you through the entire program if you stick to a safe, conservative approach.... Wait, what’s that?” He paused, drawn again by the changing numbers on the board. “Seven, four, three! Dodd, you’re lucky: this is the most exciting rally we’ve seen this term. And to think the same thing is happening in New York, Chicago, St. Louis, and other competing business hubs! For two cents, I would jump in and play with the guys myself,” he exclaimed, rubbing his hands together; “but it’s against the rules.”

“What would you do, sir?” I asked.

“What would you do, sir?” I asked.

“Do?” he cried, with glittering eyes. “Buy for all I was worth!”

“Do?” he shouted, his eyes shining. “Buy for all I was worth!”

“Would that be a safe, conservative business?” I inquired, as innocent as a lamb.

“Would that be a safe, conservative business?” I asked, as innocent as a lamb.

He looked daggers at me. “See that sandy-haired man in glasses?” he asked, as if to change the subject. “That's Billson, our most prominent undergraduate. We build confidently on Billson's future. You could not do better, Dodd, than follow Billson.”

He shot me a glare. “Do you see that sandy-haired guy in glasses?” he asked, as if trying to change the topic. “That’s Billson, our top undergraduate. We’re counting on Billson’s future. You couldn’t do better, Dodd, than to follow Billson.”

Presently after, in the midst of a still growing tumult, the figures coming and going more busily than ever on the board, and the hall resounding like Pandemonium with the howls of operators, the assistant teacher left me to my own resources at my desk. The next boy was posting up his ledger, figuring his morning's loss, as I discovered later on; and from this ungenial task he was readily diverted by the sight of a new face.

Right after that, in the middle of a still escalating chaos, the people were moving around more busily than ever in the room, and it felt like a scene from hell with the loud cries of workers echoing everywhere. The assistant teacher left me to handle things on my own at my desk. The boy next to me was updating his ledger, calculating his losses from that morning, as I found out later; and he quickly got distracted from this unpleasant job by seeing a new face.

“Say, Freshman,” he said, “what's your name? What? Son of Big Head Dodd? What's your figure? Ten thousand? O, you're away up! What a soft-headed clam you must be to touch your books!”

“Hey, Freshman,” he said, “what's your name? What? Son of Big Head Dodd? What's your deal? Ten thousand? Wow, you're really something! What a clueless person you must be to hit the books!”

I asked him what else I could do, since the books were to be examined once a month.

I asked him what else I could do since the books would be reviewed once a month.

“Why, you galoot, you get a clerk!” cries he. “One of our dead beats—that's all they're here for. If you're a successful operator, you need never do a stroke of work in this old college.”

“Why, you fool, you get a clerk!” he shouts. “One of our lazy good-for-nothings—that's all they're here for. If you're a successful operator, you'll never have to do a lick of work in this old college.”

The noise had now become deafening; and my new friend, telling me that some one had certainly “gone down,” that he must know the news, and that he would bring me a clerk when he returned, buttoned his coat and plunged into the tossing throng. It proved that he was right: some one had gone down; a prince had fallen in Israel; the corner in lard had proved fatal to the mighty; and the clerk who was brought back to keep my books, spare me all work, and get all my share of the education, at a thousand dollars a month, college paper (ten dollars, United States currency) was no other than the prominent Billson whom I could do no better than follow. The poor lad was very unhappy. It's the only good thing I have to say for Muskegon Commercial College, that we were all, even the small fry, deeply mortified to be posted as defaulters; and the collapse of a merchant prince like Billson, who had ridden pretty high in his days of prosperity, was, of course, particularly hard to bear. But the spirit of make-believe conquered even the bitterness of recent shame; and my clerk took his orders, and fell to his new duties, with decorum and civility.

The noise had become deafening. My new friend told me that someone had definitely “gone down,” that he needed to find out the news, and that he would bring me a clerk when he came back. He buttoned his coat and jumped into the crowd. He was right: someone had fallen; a prince had collapsed in Israel; the corner in lard had been fatal for the powerful; and the clerk who came back to manage my books, handle all the work, and earn my share of the education for a thousand dollars a month (ten dollars in U.S. currency) was none other than the well-known Billson, whom I had no choice but to follow. The poor guy was really unhappy. The only positive thing I can say about Muskegon Commercial College is that we all, even the little guys, were deeply ashamed to be labeled as defaulters; and the downfall of a merchant prince like Billson, who had lived pretty high during his successful days, was especially tough to take. But the spirit of pretending defeated even the sting of recent embarrassment, and my clerk took his orders and got to work with composure and respect.

Such were my first impressions in this absurd place of education; and, to be frank, they were far from disagreeable. As long as I was rich, my evenings and afternoons would be my own; the clerk must keep my books, the clerk could do the jostling and bawling in the exchange; and I could turn my mind to landscape-painting and Balzac's novels, which were then my two preoccupations. To remain rich, then, became my problem; or, in other words, to do a safe, conservative line of business. I am looking for that line still; and I believe the nearest thing to it in this imperfect world is the sort of speculation sometimes insidiously proposed to childhood, in the formula, “Heads, I win; tails, you lose.” Mindful of my father's parting words, I turned my attention timidly to railroads; and for a month or so maintained a position of inglorious security, dealing for small amounts in the most inert stocks, and bearing (as best I could) the scorn of my hired clerk. One day I had ventured a little further by way of experiment; and, in the sure expectation they would continue to go down, sold several thousand dollars of Pan-Handle Preference (I think it was). I had no sooner made this venture than some fools in New York began to bull the market; Pan-Handles rose like a balloon; and in the inside of half an hour I saw my position compromised. Blood will tell, as my father said; and I stuck to it gallantly: all afternoon I continued selling that infernal stock, all afternoon it continued skying. I suppose I had come (a frail cockle-shell) athwart the hawse of Jay Gould; and, indeed, I think I remember that this vagary in the market proved subsequently to be the first move in a considerable deal. That evening, at least, the name of H. Loudon Dodd held the first rank in our collegiate gazette, and I and Billson (once more thrown upon the world) were competing for the same clerkship. The present object takes the present eye. My disaster, for the moment, was the more conspicuous; and it was I that got the situation. So you see, even in Muskegon Commercial College, there were lessons to be learned.

These were my first impressions of this ridiculous place of education, and honestly, they weren’t all that bad. As long as I had money, my afternoons and evenings were mine to enjoy; the clerk would take care of my books, he could handle the hustle and noise at the exchange, allowing me to focus on painting landscapes and reading Balzac’s novels, which were my two main interests at the time. So, the challenge for me was to stay wealthy; in other words, I needed to engage in a safe, conservative type of business. I’m still on the lookout for that, and I believe the closest thing to it in this imperfect world is the kind of speculation that’s sneakily suggested to children in the phrase, “Heads, I win; tails, you lose.” Remembering my father’s last words, I cautiously turned my attention to railroads; for about a month, I stuck to a position of low-key security, investing small amounts in the least volatile stocks, trying to endure the mockery of my hired clerk. One day, I decided to take a bit of a risk as an experiment, and confidently expecting the prices to keep dropping, I sold several thousand dollars worth of Pan-Handle Preference (I think that was it). No sooner had I made this move than some idiots in New York started driving up the market; Pan-Handles shot up like a balloon; and in less than half an hour, I saw my position unravel. My father used to say, “Blood will tell,” and I stood firm: I spent the entire afternoon selling that dreadful stock, while the price kept climbing. I suppose I had unwittingly crossed paths with Jay Gould; in fact, I think I remember that this market craziness turned out to be the first step in a significant deal. That evening, at least, the name H. Loudon Dodd was at the top of our college newspaper, and I found myself competing with Billson (once again on my own) for the same clerkship. The present moment captures attention. My misfortune stood out more, so I ended up getting the position. So, you see, even at Muskegon Commercial College, there were lessons to be learned.

For my own part, I cared very little whether I lost or won at a game so random, so complex, and so dull; but it was sorry news to write to my poor father, and I employed all the resources of my eloquence. I told him (what was the truth) that the successful boys had none of the education; so that if he wished me to learn, he should rejoice at my misfortune. I went on (not very consistently) to beg him to set me up again, when I would solemnly promise to do a safe business in reliable railroads. Lastly (becoming somewhat carried away), I assured him I was totally unfit for business, and implored him to take me away from this abominable place, and let me go to Paris to study art. He answered briefly, gently, and sadly, telling me the vacation was near at hand, when we could talk things over.

For my part, I didn’t really care whether I won or lost at a game that was so random, so complicated, and so boring; but it was tough to write to my poor dad about it, so I used all the persuasive skills I had. I told him (which was true) that the kids who won had none of the education, so if he wanted me to learn, he should be happy about my bad luck. I then went on (not very consistently) to ask him to support me again, promising that I would focus on investing in reliable railroads. Finally (getting a bit carried away), I insisted that I was completely unfit for business and begged him to take me away from this terrible place and let me go to Paris to study art. He replied briefly, gently, and sadly, saying that vacation was coming soon, and we could discuss everything then.

When the time came, he met me at the depot, and I was shocked to see him looking older. He seemed to have no thought but to console me and restore (what he supposed I had lost) my courage. I must not be down-hearted; many of the best men had made a failure in the beginning. I told him I had no head for business, and his kind face darkened. “You must not say that, Loudon,” he replied; “I will never believe my son to be a coward.”

When the time came, he met me at the station, and I was surprised to see him looking older. He seemed focused only on comforting me and helping me regain (what he thought I had lost) my confidence. I shouldn’t be discouraged; many of the best men had failed at first. I told him I wasn't good at business, and his kind expression changed. “Don’t say that, Loudon,” he replied; “I will never believe my son is a coward.”

“But I don't like it,” I pleaded. “It hasn't got any interest for me, and art has. I know I could do more in art,” and I reminded him that a successful painter gains large sums; that a picture of Meissonier's would sell for many thousand dollars.

“But I don't like it,” I pleaded. “It doesn’t interest me, and art does. I know I could achieve more in art,” and I reminded him that a successful painter makes a lot of money; that a painting by Meissonier could sell for many thousands of dollars.

“And do you think, Loudon,” he replied, “that a man who can paint a thousand dollar picture has not grit enough to keep his end up in the stock market? No, sir; this Mason (of whom you speak) or our own American Bierstadt—if you were to put them down in a wheat pit to-morrow, they would show their mettle. Come, Loudon, my dear; heaven knows I have no thought but your own good, and I will offer you a bargain. I start you again next term with ten thousand dollars; show yourself a man, and double it, and then (if you still wish to go to Paris, which I know you won't) I'll let you go. But to let you run away as if you were whipped, is what I am too proud to do.”

“And do you really think, Loudon,” he replied, “that a guy who can paint a thousand-dollar picture doesn't have the guts to hold his own in the stock market? No way; this Mason you mentioned or our own American Bierstadt—if you dropped them in a wheat pit tomorrow, they would show what they're made of. Come on, Loudon, my dear; I genuinely care about your well-being, and I have a deal for you. I’ll give you another shot next term with ten grand; prove yourself and double it, and then (if you still want to go to Paris, which I know you won’t) I’ll let you go. But letting you run off like you’re beaten is something I won’t do.”

My heart leaped at this proposal, and then sank again. It seemed easier to paint a Meissonier on the spot than to win ten thousand dollars on that mimic stock exchange. Nor could I help reflecting on the singularity of such a test for a man's capacity to be a painter. I ventured even to comment on this.

My heart raced at this suggestion, then fell again. It seemed simpler to paint a Meissonier right there than to make ten thousand dollars on that fake stock exchange. I couldn't help but think about how strange it was to use that as a measure of a man's talent as a painter. I even dared to share my thoughts on it.

He sighed deeply. “You forget, my dear,” said he, “I am a judge of the one, and not of the other. You might have the genius of Bierstadt himself, and I would be none the wiser.”

He sighed deeply. “You forget, my dear,” he said, “I am a judge of one and not the other. You could have the talent of Bierstadt himself, and I wouldn’t know it.”

“And then,” I continued, “it's scarcely fair. The other boys are helped by their people, who telegraph and give them pointers. There's Jim Costello, who never budges without a word from his father in New York. And then, don't you see, if anybody is to win, somebody must lose?”

“And then,” I continued, “it's hardly fair. The other guys get support from their families, who send messages and give them tips. There's Jim Costello, who never moves without a message from his dad in New York. And you see, if someone is going to win, someone else has to lose?”

“I'll keep you posted,” cried my father, with unusual animation; “I did not know it was allowed. I'll wire you in the office cipher, and we'll make it a kind of partnership business, Loudon:—Dodd & Son, eh?” and he patted my shoulder and repeated, “Dodd & Son, Dodd & Son,” with the kindliest amusement.

“I'll keep you updated,” my dad said excitedly; “I didn’t know that was allowed. I’ll message you in the office code, and we can turn it into a kind of partnership, Loudon:—Dodd & Son, right?” He patted my shoulder and repeated, “Dodd & Son, Dodd & Son,” with the warmest amusement.

If my father was to give me pointers, and the commercial college was to be a stepping-stone to Paris, I could look my future in the face. The old boy, too, was so pleased at the idea of our association in this foolery that he immediately plucked up spirit. Thus it befell that those who had met at the depot like a pair of mutes, sat down to table with holiday faces.

If my dad were to give me advice, and the business school was a way to get to Paris, I could face my future confidently. The old man was so excited about our partnership in this foolishness that he instantly became enthusiastic. So, it happened that those who met at the station like a couple of strangers sat down to eat with cheerful expressions.

And now I have to introduce a new character that never said a word nor wagged a finger, and yet shaped my whole subsequent career. You have crossed the States, so that in all likelihood you have seen the head of it, parcel-gilt and curiously fluted, rising among trees from a wide plain; for this new character was no other than the State capitol of Muskegon, then first projected. My father had embraced the idea with a mixture of patriotism and commercial greed both perfectly genuine. He was of all the committees, he had subscribed a great deal of money, and he was making arrangements to have a finger in most of the contracts. Competitive plans had been sent in; at the time of my return from college my father was deep in their consideration; and as the idea entirely occupied his mind, the first evening did not pass away before he had called me into council. Here was a subject at last into which I could throw myself with pleasurable zeal. Architecture was new to me, indeed; but it was at least an art; and for all the arts I had a taste naturally classical and that capacity to take delighted pains which some famous idiot has supposed to be synonymous with genius. I threw myself headlong into my father's work, acquainted myself with all the plans, their merits and defects, read besides in special books, made myself a master of the theory of strains, studied the current prices of materials, and (in one word) “devilled” the whole business so thoroughly, that when the plans came up for consideration, Big Head Dodd was supposed to have earned fresh laurels. His arguments carried the day, his choice was approved by the committee, and I had the anonymous satisfaction to know that arguments and choice were wholly mine. In the recasting of the plan which followed, my part was even larger; for I designed and cast with my own hand a hot-air grating for the offices, which had the luck or merit to be accepted. The energy and aptitude which I displayed throughout delighted and surprised my father, and I believe, although I say it whose tongue should be tied, that they alone prevented Muskegon capitol from being the eyesore of my native State.

And now I need to introduce a new character that never spoke a word or raised a finger, yet shaped my entire subsequent career. You’ve traveled across the States, so you’ve likely seen its dome, partially gilded and oddly fluted, rising among trees from a wide plain; this new character is none other than the State Capitol of Muskegon, which was just getting started. My father embraced the idea with a mix of genuine patriotism and commercial ambition. He joined every committee, contributed a significant amount of money, and was making arrangements to be involved in most of the contracts. Competitive designs had been submitted; by the time I returned from college, my father was deeply involved in reviewing them, and since it completely occupied his mind, the first evening didn’t pass before he called me in for a discussion. Finally, here was a topic I could dive into with enthusiasm. Architecture was new to me, but it was at least an art, and I had a naturally classical taste and a knack for delighting in details, something that some famous fool has claimed is synonymous with genius. I threw myself into my father’s work, familiarized myself with all the plans, their strengths and weaknesses, read special books, mastered the theory of forces, studied current material prices, and (in short) I completely dove into the whole project, so much so that when the plans were under review, Big Head Dodd was thought to have earned new acclaim. His arguments won the day, his choice was approved by the committee, and I had the quiet satisfaction of knowing that the arguments and choice were entirely mine. In the redesign that followed, my role grew even larger; I designed and crafted a hot-air grill for the offices by hand, which was fortunate enough to be accepted. The energy and skill I showed throughout delighted and surprised my father, and I believe, though it may sound boastful, that they alone prevented the Muskegon Capitol from becoming an eyesore in my home State.

Altogether, I was in a cheery frame of mind when I returned to the commercial college; and my earlier operations were crowned with a full measure of success. My father wrote and wired to me continually. “You are to exercise your own judgment, Loudon,” he would say. “All that I do is to give you the figures; but whatever operation you take up must be upon your own responsibility, and whatever you earn will be entirely due to your own dash and forethought.” For all that, it was always clear what he intended me to do, and I was always careful to do it. Inside of a month I was at the head of seventeen or eighteen thousand dollars, college paper. And here I fell a victim to one of the vices of the system. The paper (I have already explained) had a real value of one per cent; and cost, and could be sold for, currency. Unsuccessful speculators were thus always selling clothes, books, banjos, and sleeve-links, in order to pay their differences; the successful, on the other hand, were often tempted to realise, and enjoy some return upon their profits. Now I wanted thirty dollars' worth of artist-truck, for I was always sketching in the woods; my allowance was for the time exhausted; I had begun to regard the exchange (with my father's help) as a place where money was to be got for stooping; and in an evil hour I realised three thousand dollars of the college paper and bought my easel.

Overall, I was in a good mood when I went back to the business college, and my earlier efforts had been very successful. My dad wrote and texted me all the time. “You need to make your own decisions, Loudon,” he would say. “All I do is provide you with the numbers; but whatever you decide to do is completely up to you, and everything you earn will be entirely because of your own initiative and planning.” Still, it was pretty clear what he wanted me to do, and I always made sure to follow his lead. Within a month, I had about seventeen or eighteen thousand dollars in college paper. That’s when I fell victim to one of the flaws in the system. The paper (which I’ve mentioned before) had a real value of one percent and could be traded for actual cash. Unsuccessful traders were often stuck selling clothes, books, banjos, and cufflinks to cover their losses; meanwhile, those who succeeded were often tempted to cash in and enjoy some of their profits. I wanted thirty dollars’ worth of art supplies since I was always sketching in the woods; my allowance was used up; I had started to see the exchange (with my dad’s help) as a way to get cash easily; and in a moment of weakness, I exchanged three thousand dollars of the college paper for my easel.

It was a Wednesday morning when the things arrived, and set me in the seventh heaven of satisfaction. My father (for I can scarcely say myself) was trying at this time a “straddle” in wheat between Chicago and New York; the operation so called is, as you know, one of the most tempting and least safe upon the chess-board of finance. On the Thursday, luck began to turn against my father's calculations; and by the Friday evening, I was posted on the boards as a defaulter for the second time. Here was a rude blow: my father would have taken it ill enough in any case; for however much a man may resent the incapacity of an only son, he will feel his own more sensibly. But it chanced that, in our bitter cup of failure, there was one ingredient that might truly be called poisonous. He had been keeping the run of my position; he missed the three thousand dollars, paper; and in his view, I had stolen thirty dollars, currency. It was an extreme view perhaps; but in some senses, it was just: and my father, although (to my judgment) quite reckless of honesty in the essence of his operations, was the soul of honour as to their details. I had one grieved letter from him, dignified and tender; and during the rest of that wretched term, working as a clerk, selling my clothes and sketches to make futile speculations, my dream of Paris quite vanished. I was cheered by no word of kindness and helped by no hint of counsel from my father.

It was a Wednesday morning when everything arrived, and it put me in a state of pure bliss. My father (since I can hardly claim it was me) was at that time trying a “straddle” in wheat between Chicago and New York; as you know, this move is one of the most tempting yet least safe on the financial chessboard. By Thursday, luck started to turn against my father’s strategies; and by Friday evening, I was marked as a defaulter for the second time. This was a harsh blow: my father would have reacted poorly regardless, because no matter how much a man might resent his only son’s mistakes, he feels his own failures even more intensely. However, in our bitter cup of failure, there was one element that could truly be called toxic. He had been keeping track of my position; he noticed the missing three thousand dollars in paper, and in his eyes, I had stolen thirty dollars in cash. It might have been an extreme perspective, but in some ways, it was fair: my father, although (in my opinion) quite reckless about honesty in the core of his dealings, was a man of integrity when it came to the details. I received one heartfelt letter from him, dignified and caring; and throughout the rest of that miserable term, working as a clerk, selling my clothes and sketches to make futile investments, my dream of Paris completely faded. I was not lifted by any words of kindness or advice from my father.

All the time he was no doubt thinking of little else but his son, and what to do with him. I believe he had been really appalled by what he regarded as my laxity of principle, and began to think it might be well to preserve me from temptation; the architect of the capitol had, besides, spoken obligingly of my design; and while he was thus hanging between two minds, Fortune suddenly stepped in, and Muskegon State capitol reversed my destiny.

All the while, he was probably thinking mostly about his son and what to do with him. I believe he was genuinely shocked by what he saw as my lack of strong principles and started to think it might be best to keep me away from temptation. The architect of the state capitol had also said nice things about my design; and while he was caught between two thoughts, luck unexpectedly intervened, and Muskegon State capitol changed my fate.

“Loudon,” said my father, as he met me at the depot, with a smiling countenance, “if you were to go to Paris, how long would it take you to become an experienced sculptor?”

“Loudon,” my father said, meeting me at the station with a big smile, “if you went to Paris, how long do you think it would take you to become a skilled sculptor?”

“How do you mean, father?” I cried. “Experienced?”

“How do you mean, dad?” I exclaimed. “Experienced?”

“A man that could be entrusted with the highest styles,” he answered; “the nude, for instance; and the patriotic and emblematical styles.”

“A man who could be trusted with the highest styles,” he answered; “the nude, for example; and the patriotic and symbolic styles.”

“It might take three years,” I replied.

“It might take three years,” I said.

“You think Paris necessary?” he asked. “There are great advantages in our own country; and that man Prodgers appears to be a very clever sculptor, though I suppose he stands too high to go around giving lessons.”

“You think Paris is essential?” he asked. “There are great advantages in our own country; and that guy Prodgers seems like a really talented sculptor, although I guess he’s too important to go around giving lessons.”

“Paris is the only place,” I assured him.

“Paris is the only place,” I assured him.

“Well, I think myself it will sound better,” he admitted. “A Young Man, a Native of this State, Son of a Leading Citizen, Studies Prosecuted under the Most Experienced Masters in Paris,” he added, relishingly.

“Well, I think it will sound better,” he admitted. “A young man, a native of this state, son of a prominent citizen, studied under the most experienced masters in Paris,” he added, enjoying the thought.

“But, my dear dad, what is it all about?” I interrupted. “I never even dreamed of being a sculptor.”

“But, Dad, what’s it all about?” I interrupted. “I never even imagined being a sculptor.”

“Well, here it is,” said he. “I took up the statuary contract on our new capitol; I took it up at first as a deal; and then it occurred to me it would be better to keep it in the family. It meets your idea; there's considerable money in the thing; and it's patriotic. So, if you say the word, you shall go to Paris, and come back in three years to decorate the capitol of your native State. It's a big chance for you, Loudon; and I'll tell you what—every dollar you earn, I'll put another alongside of it. But the sooner you go, and the harder you work, the better; for if the first half-dozen statues aren't in a line with public taste in Muskegon, there will be trouble.”

“Well, here it is,” he said. “I took on the contract for the statues at our new capitol; I initially saw it as a deal, but then I thought it would be better to keep it in the family. It fits your vision; there's a good amount of money in this; and it's patriotic. So, if you’re on board, you can go to Paris and come back in three years to decorate the capitol of your home state. This is a great opportunity for you, Loudon; and I’ll tell you this—whatever you earn, I’ll match it. But the sooner you leave, and the harder you work, the better; because if the first half-dozen statues don’t align with public taste in Muskegon, there will be issues.”





CHAPTER II. ROUSSILLON WINE.

My mother's family was Scotch, and it was judged fitting I should pay a visit on my way Paris-ward, to my Uncle Adam Loudon, a wealthy retired grocer of Edinburgh. He was very stiff and very ironical; he fed me well, lodged me sumptuously, and seemed to take it out of me all the time, cent per cent, in secret entertainment which caused his spectacles to glitter and his mouth to twitch. The ground of this ill-suppressed mirth (as well as I could make out) was simply the fact that I was an American. “Well,” he would say, drawing out the word to infinity, “and I suppose now in your country, things will be so and so.” And the whole group of my cousins would titter joyously. Repeated receptions of this sort must be at the root, I suppose, of what they call the Great American Jest; and I know I was myself goaded into saying that my friends went naked in the summer months, and that the Second Methodist Episcopal Church in Muskegon was decorated with scalps. I cannot say that these flights had any great success; they seemed to awaken little more surprise than the fact that my father was a Republican or that I had been taught in school to spell COLOUR without the U. If I had told them (what was after all the truth) that my father had paid a considerable annual sum to have me brought up in a gambling hell, the tittering and grinning of this dreadful family might perhaps have been excused.

My mom's family was Scottish, and it was considered appropriate for me to stop by and visit my Uncle Adam Loudon, a wealthy retired grocer in Edinburgh, on my way to Paris. He was really stiff and very sarcastic; he fed me well, put me up in a nice place, and seemed to find endless amusement in my presence, which made his glasses shine and his mouth twitch. The source of his barely hidden laughter (from what I could tell) was simply the fact that I was American. “Well,” he would say, stretching the word out, “I guess in your country, things will be this way and that.” And my cousins would giggle happily. I suppose these repeated interactions were the foundation of what they call the Great American Jest; I even found myself joking that my friends went around naked in the summer and that the Second Methodist Episcopal Church in Muskegon was decorated with scalps. I can't say these comments landed well; they seemed to spark less surprise than the fact that my dad was a Republican or that I was taught to spell COLOUR without the U in school. If I had told them (which was the truth) that my dad paid a considerable amount of money to have me raised in a gambling den, maybe this dreadful family’s laughter would have been more understandable.

I cannot deny but I was sometimes tempted to knock my Uncle Adam down; and indeed I believe it must have come to a rupture at last, if they had not given a dinner party at which I was the lion. On this occasion, I learned (to my surprise and relief) that the incivility to which I had been subjected was a matter for the family circle and might be regarded almost in the light of an endearment. To strangers I was presented with consideration; and the account given of “my American brother-in-law, poor Janie's man, James K. Dodd, the well-known millionnaire of Muskegon,” was calculated to enlarge the heart of a proud son.

I can't deny that I was sometimes tempted to take down my Uncle Adam; in fact, I think it would have come to a breaking point if they hadn't thrown a dinner party where I was the guest of honor. That night, I was surprised and relieved to find out that the rudeness I had faced was more of a family issue and could almost be seen as a form of affection. To outsiders, I was treated with respect; and the way they described “my American brother-in-law, poor Janie's husband, James K. Dodd, the well-known millionaire of Muskegon,” would have made any proud son’s heart swell.

An aged assistant of my grandfather's, a pleasant, humble creature with a taste for whiskey, was at first deputed to be my guide about the city. With this harmless but hardly aristocratic companion, I went to Arthur's Seat and the Calton Hill, heard the band play in the Princes Street Gardens, inspected the regalia and the blood of Rizzio, and fell in love with the great castle on its cliff, the innumerable spires of churches, the stately buildings, the broad prospects, and those narrow and crowded lanes of the old town where my ancestors had lived and died in the days before Columbus.

An elderly assistant of my grandfather’s, a friendly, modest guy who enjoyed whiskey, was initially assigned to show me around the city. With this harmless but not exactly high-class companion, I visited Arthur's Seat and Calton Hill, listened to the band play in Princes Street Gardens, checked out the regalia and the blood of Rizzio, and fell in love with the impressive castle on its cliff, the countless church spires, the grand buildings, the wide views, and those narrow, busy streets of the old town where my ancestors lived and died long before Columbus.

But there was another curiosity that interested me more deeply—my grandfather, Alexander Loudon. In his time, the old gentleman had been a working mason, and had risen from the ranks more, I think, by shrewdness than by merit. In his appearance, speech, and manners, he bore broad marks of his origin, which were gall and wormwood to my Uncle Adam. His nails, in spite of anxious supervision, were often in conspicuous mourning; his clothes hung about him in bags and wrinkles like a ploughman's Sunday coat; his accent was rude, broad, and dragging: take him at his best, and even when he could be induced to hold his tongue, his mere presence in a corner of the drawing-room, with his open-air wrinkles, his scanty hair, his battered hands, and the cheerful craftiness of his expression, advertised the whole gang of us for a self-made family. My aunt might mince and my cousins bridle; but there was no getting over the solid, physical fact of the stonemason in the chimney-corner.

But there was another curiosity that caught my attention even more—my grandfather, Alexander Loudon. In his day, the old man had been a working mason and had climbed the ranks more through shrewdness than actual talent. His looks, speech, and manners clearly showed where he came from, which drove my Uncle Adam nuts. No matter how much he was watched, his nails often looked unkempt; his clothes hung off him in bags and wrinkles like a farmer's Sunday best; his accent was rough, broad, and drawn out: even at his best, and even when he managed to be quiet, just having him in the corner of the living room, with his weathered face, thinning hair, battered hands, and the cheerful cleverness in his expression, revealed us all as a self-made family. My aunt might be prim, and my cousins might be stiff, but there was no ignoring the solid, physical presence of the stonemason in the corner.

That is one advantage of being an American: it never occurred to me to be ashamed of my grandfather, and the old gentleman was quick to mark the difference. He held my mother in tender memory, perhaps because he was in the habit of daily contrasting her with Uncle Adam, whom he detested to the point of frenzy; and he set down to inheritance from his favourite my own becoming treatment of himself. On our walks abroad, which soon became daily, he would sometimes (after duly warning me to keep the matter dark from “Aadam”) skulk into some old familiar pot-house; and there (if he had the luck to encounter any of his veteran cronies) he would present me to the company with manifest pride, casting at the same time a covert slur on the rest of his descendants. “This is my Jeannie's yin,” he would say. “He's a fine fallow, him.” The purpose of our excursions was not to seek antiquities or to enjoy famous prospects, but to visit one after another a series of doleful suburbs, for which it was the old gentleman's chief claim to renown that he had been the sole contractor, and too often the architect besides. I have rarely seen a more shocking exhibition: the bricks seemed to be blushing in the walls, and the slates on the roof to have turned pale with shame; but I was careful not to communicate these impressions to the aged artificer at my side; and when he would direct my attention to some fresh monstrosity—perhaps with the comment, “There's an idee of mine's: it's cheap and tasty, and had a graand run; the idee was soon stole, and there's whole deestricts near Glesgie with the goathic adeetion and that plunth,”—I would civilly make haste to admire and (what I found particularly delighted him) to inquire into the cost of each adornment. It will be conceived that Muskegon capitol was a frequent and a welcome ground of talk; I drew him all the plans from memory; and he, with the aid of a narrow volume full of figures and tables, which answered (I believe) to the name of Molesworth, and was his constant pocket companion, would draw up rough estimates and make imaginary offers on the various contracts. Our Muskegon builders he pronounced a pack of cormorants; and the congenial subject, together with my knowledge of architectural terms, the theory of strains, and the prices of materials in the States, formed a strong bond of union between what might have been otherwise an ill-assorted pair, and led my grandfather to pronounce me, with emphasis, “a real intalligent kind of a cheild.” Thus a second time, as you will presently see, the capitol of my native State had influentially affected the current of my life.

That’s one advantage of being American: it never crossed my mind to feel ashamed of my grandfather, and the old man quickly noticed the difference. He held my mother in fond memory, maybe because he liked to compare her to Uncle Adam, whom he hated passionately; he also passed down to me his expectations based on his favorite. On our walks, which soon became daily, he would sometimes (after warning me to keep it a secret from “Aadam”) sneak into some old familiar bar; and there (if he happened to run into any of his old buddies) he would introduce me to the group with obvious pride, while subtly insulting the rest of his family. “This is my Jeannie’s boy,” he would say. “He’s a fine fellow.” The purpose of our outings wasn’t to look for historical artifacts or enjoy famous views, but to visit a series of depressing suburbs, for which the old gentleman’s main claim to fame was that he had been the sole contractor, and often the architect as well. I rarely saw a more shocking sight: the bricks seemed to be blushing in the walls, and the slates on the roof looked pale with embarrassment; but I made sure not to share these thoughts with the aging craftsman beside me. When he would point out some new monstrosity—maybe commenting, “There’s an idea of mine: it’s cheap and stylish, and it had a grand run; the idea was soon stolen, and there are whole districts near Glasgow with the Gothic addition and that plinth”—I would quickly pretend to admire it and (what I found pleased him the most) ask about the cost of each decoration. It goes without saying that Muskegon Capitol was a frequent and welcome topic; I would draw all the plans from memory, and he, with the help of a small book full of figures and tables, which I believe was called Molesworth and was his constant pocket companion, would draft rough estimates and make imaginary bids on various contracts. He called our Muskegon builders a bunch of crooks; and this shared topic, along with my knowledge of architectural terms, the theory of loads, and the prices of materials in the States, created a strong bond between what might have otherwise been a mismatched pair, leading my grandfather to pronounce me, with emphasis, “a really intelligent kind of kid.” Thus, as you will soon see, the capital of my home state once again significantly influenced the course of my life.

I left Edinburgh, however, with not the least idea that I had done a stroke of excellent business for myself, and singly delighted to escape out of a somewhat dreary house and plunge instead into the rainbow city of Paris. Every man has his own romance; mine clustered exclusively about the practice of the arts, the life of Latin Quarter students, and the world of Paris as depicted by that grimy wizard, the author of the Comedie Humaine. I was not disappointed—I could not have been; for I did not see the facts, I brought them with me ready-made. Z. Marcas lived next door to me in my ungainly, ill-smelling hotel of the Rue Racine; I dined at my villainous restaurant with Lousteau and with Rastignac: if a curricle nearly ran me down at a street-crossing, Maxime de Trailles would be the driver. I dined, I say, at a poor restaurant and lived in a poor hotel; and this was not from need, but sentiment. My father gave me a profuse allowance, and I might have lived (had I chosen) in the Quartier de l'Etoile and driven to my studies daily. Had I done so, the glamour must have fled: I should still have been but Loudon Dodd; whereas now I was a Latin Quarter student, Murger's successor, living in flesh and blood the life of one of those romances I had loved to read, to re-read, and to dream over, among the woods of Muskegon.

I left Edinburgh without the slightest idea that I had just made a great decision for myself and was thrilled to escape from a somewhat gloomy house and dive into the vibrant city of Paris. Everyone has their own story; mine was all about the arts, the lives of students in the Latin Quarter, and the world of Paris as painted by that gritty genius, the author of the Comedie Humaine. I wasn’t let down—I couldn’t be; because I didn’t just see the reality, I brought my own version of it with me. Z. Marcas lived next door to me in my awkward, smelly hotel on Rue Racine; I ate at my terrible restaurant alongside Lousteau and Rastignac: if a carriage almost ran me over at a street corner, Maxime de Trailles would be at the reins. I ate, I repeat, at a cheap restaurant and stayed in a budget hotel; and this wasn’t out of necessity, but out of sentiment. My father provided me with a generous allowance, and I could have lived (if I had wanted) in the Quartier de l'Etoile and commuted to my studies every day. If I had done that, the magic would have disappeared: I would still have been just Loudon Dodd; while now I was a Latin Quarter student, Murger’s successor, experiencing in real life one of those stories I had loved to read, reread, and fantasize about among the woods of Muskegon.

At this time we were all a little Murger-mad in the Latin Quarter. The play of the Vie de Boheme (a dreary, snivelling piece) had been produced at the Odeon, had run an unconscionable time—for Paris, and revived the freshness of the legend. The same business, you may say, or there and thereabout, was being privately enacted in consequence in every garret of the neighbourhood, and a good third of the students were consciously impersonating Rodolphe or Schaunard to their own incommunicable satisfaction. Some of us went far, and some farther. I always looked with awful envy (for instance) on a certain countryman of my own who had a studio in the Rue Monsieur le Prince, wore boots, and long hair in a net, and could be seen tramping off, in this guise, to the worst eating-house of the quarter, followed by a Corsican model, his mistress, in the conspicuous costume of her race and calling. It takes some greatness of soul to carry even folly to such heights as these; and for my own part, I had to content myself by pretending very arduously to be poor, by wearing a smoking-cap on the streets, and by pursuing, through a series of misadventures, that extinct mammal, the grisette. The most grievous part was the eating and the drinking. I was born with a dainty tooth and a palate for wine; and only a genuine devotion to romance could have supported me under the cat-civets that I had to swallow, and the red ink of Bercy I must wash them down withal. Every now and again, after a hard day at the studio, where I was steadily and far from unsuccessfully industrious, a wave of distaste would overbear me; I would slink away from my haunts and companions, indemnify myself for weeks of self-denial with fine wines and dainty dishes; seated perhaps on a terrace, perhaps in an arbour in a garden, with a volume of one of my favourite authors propped open in front of me, and now consulted awhile, and now forgotten:—so remain, relishing my situation, till night fell and the lights of the city kindled; and thence stroll homeward by the riverside, under the moon or stars, in a heaven of poetry and digestion.

At this time, we were all a bit Murger-crazy in the Latin Quarter. The play Vie de Boheme (a dull, whiny piece) had been performed at the Odeon, had run for an unreasonably long time—for Paris—and had revived the freshness of the legend. You could say that a similar act was being quietly staged in every attic of the neighborhood, and about a third of the students were consciously playing Rodolphe or Schaunard to their undisclosed satisfaction. Some of us took it quite far, and some even farther. I always looked on with intense envy (for example) at a certain fellow from my hometown who had a studio on Rue Monsieur le Prince, wore boots, and had long hair in a net, and could be seen heading off, dressed like that, to the worst eatery in the area, followed by a Corsican model, his mistress, in her eye-catching traditional outfit. It takes a certain greatness of spirit to take even foolishness to such extremes; as for me, I had to settle for pretending very hard to be poor, wearing a smoking cap in the streets, and chasing, through a series of misadventures, that extinct species, the grisette. The worst part was the eating and drinking. I was born with a refined palate and a taste for wine; and only a genuine love for romance could have kept me going through the terrible meals I had to endure, downed with the cheap wine from Bercy. Every now and then, after a long day at the studio, where I was consistently and quite successfully working hard, a wave of distaste would wash over me; I would sneak away from my usual spots and friends, treat myself for weeks of self-denial with fine wines and exquisite dishes; sitting perhaps on a terrace, maybe in a garden arbour, with a volume of one of my favorite authors opened in front of me, sometimes being read, sometimes forgotten:—I would stay there, enjoying my situation, until night fell and the city lights lit up; then I would stroll home by the riverside, under the moon or stars, in a beautiful blend of poetry and good food.

One such indulgence led me in the course of my second year into an adventure which I must relate: indeed, it is the very point I have been aiming for, since that was what brought me in acquaintance with Jim Pinkerton. I sat down alone to dinner one October day when the rusty leaves were falling and scuttling on the boulevard, and the minds of impressionable men inclined in about an equal degree towards sadness and conviviality. The restaurant was no great place, but boasted a considerable cellar and a long printed list of vintages. This I was perusing with the double zest of a man who is fond of wine and a lover of beautiful names, when my eye fell (near the end of the card) on that not very famous or familiar brand, Roussillon. I remembered it was a wine I had never tasted, ordered a bottle, found it excellent, and when I had discussed the contents, called (according to my habit) for a final pint. It appears they did not keep Roussillon in half-bottles. “All right,” said I. “Another bottle.” The tables at this eating-house are close together; and the next thing I can remember, I was in somewhat loud conversation with my nearest neighbours. From these I must have gradually extended my attentions; for I have a clear recollection of gazing about a room in which every chair was half turned round and every face turned smilingly to mine. I can even remember what I was saying at the moment; but after twenty years, the embers of shame are still alive; and I prefer to give your imagination the cue, by simply mentioning that my muse was the patriotic. It had been my design to adjourn for coffee in the company of some of these new friends; but I was no sooner on the sidewalk than I found myself unaccountably alone. The circumstance scarce surprised me at the time, much less now; but I was somewhat chagrined a little after to find I had walked into a kiosque. I began to wonder if I were any the worse for my last bottle, and decided to steady myself with coffee and brandy. In the Cafe de la Source, where I went for this restorative, the fountain was playing, and (what greatly surprised me) the mill and the various mechanical figures on the rockery appeared to have been freshly repaired and performed the most enchanting antics. The cafe was extraordinarily hot and bright, with every detail of a conspicuous clearness, from the faces of the guests to the type of the newspapers on the tables, and the whole apartment swang to and fro like a hammock, with an exhilarating motion. For some while I was so extremely pleased with these particulars that I thought I could never be weary of beholding them: then dropped of a sudden into a causeless sadness; and then, with the same swiftness and spontaneity, arrived at the conclusion that I was drunk and had better get to bed.

One such indulgence led me during my second year into an adventure I need to share: indeed, it's the very point I've been aiming for since it brought me into contact with Jim Pinkerton. I sat down alone for dinner one October day when the rusty leaves were falling and skittering along the boulevard, and the minds of impressionable men leaned equally towards sadness and good times. The restaurant wasn’t fancy, but it had a decent wine cellar and an extensive printed list of vintages. I was going through it with the enthusiasm of someone who enjoys wine and appreciates beautiful names when my eye landed (near the end of the menu) on that not-so-famous or familiar brand, Roussillon. I remembered it was a wine I’d never tasted, so I ordered a bottle, found it excellent, and when I finished, I asked (as I usually do) for one last pint. Apparently, they didn’t have Roussillon in half-bottles. “That’s fine,” I said. “Another bottle.” The tables in this place were close together, and the next thing I remember is being in a somewhat loud conversation with my neighbors. From there, I must have gradually spread my attention; I clearly recall looking around a room where every chair was half turned, and every face was smiling back at me. I can even remember what I was saying at that moment; however, after twenty years, the embers of shame are still alive, and I’d rather let your imagination fill in the details by simply saying my topic was patriotic. I had planned to go for coffee with some of these new friends, but as soon as I stepped outside, I unexpectedly found myself alone. At the time, it didn't surprise me much at all, nor does it now; but I was a bit frustrated later to realize I had walked into a kiosque. I started to wonder if I was feeling the effects of that last bottle, and I decided to steady myself with coffee and brandy. In the Café de la Source, where I went for this pick-me-up, the fountain was flowing, and (to my great surprise) the mill and various mechanical figures on the rockery seemed freshly repaired and were putting on the most charming little shows. The café was incredibly warm and bright, with every detail in sharp focus, from the faces of the guests to the headlines on the newspapers at the tables, and the whole room swayed back and forth like a hammock, creating an exhilarating motion. For a while, I was so extremely happy with these details that I thought I could never get tired of watching them; then suddenly, I fell into an inexplicable sadness; and then, just as quickly, I concluded that I was drunk and should probably head to bed.

It was but a step or two to my hotel, where I got my lighted candle from the porter and mounted the four flights to my own room. Although I could not deny that I was drunk, I was at the same time lucidly rational and practical. I had but one preoccupation—to be up in time on the morrow for my work; and when I observed the clock on my chimney-piece to have stopped, I decided to go down stairs again and give directions to the porter. Leaving the candle burning and my door open, to be a guide to me on my return, I set forth accordingly. The house was quite dark; but as there were only the three doors on each landing, it was impossible to wander, and I had nothing to do but descend the stairs until I saw the glimmer of the porter's night light. I counted four flights: no porter. It was possible, of course, that I had reckoned incorrectly; so I went down another and another, and another, still counting as I went, until I had reached the preposterous figure of nine flights. It was now quite clear that I had somehow passed the porter's lodge without remarking it; indeed, I was, at the lowest figure, five pairs of stairs below the street, and plunged in the very bowels of the earth. That my hotel should thus be founded upon catacombs was a discovery of considerable interest; and if I had not been in a frame of mind entirely businesslike, I might have continued to explore all night this subterranean empire. But I was bound I must be up betimes on the next morning, and for that end it was imperative that I should find the porter. I faced about accordingly, and counting with painful care, remounted towards the level of the street. Five, six, and seven flights I climbed, and still there was no porter. I began to be weary of the job, and reflecting that I was now close to my own room, decided I should go to bed. Eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen flights I mounted; and my open door seemed to be as wholly lost to me as the porter and his floating dip. I remembered that the house stood but six stories at its highest point, from which it appeared (on the most moderate computation) I was now three stories higher than the roof. My original sense of amusement was succeeded by a not unnatural irritation. “My room has just GOT to be here,” said I, and I stepped towards the door with outspread arms. There was no door and no wall; in place of either there yawned before me a dark corridor, in which I continued to advance for some time without encountering the smallest opposition. And this in a house whose extreme area scantily contained three small rooms, a narrow landing, and the stair! The thing was manifestly nonsense; and you will scarcely be surprised to learn that I now began to lose my temper. At this juncture I perceived a filtering of light along the floor, stretched forth my hand which encountered the knob of a door-handle, and without further ceremony entered a room. A young lady was within; she was going to bed, and her toilet was far advanced, or the other way about, if you prefer.

It was just a step or two to my hotel, where I got my lit candle from the porter and climbed the four flights to my room. Although I couldn't deny that I was drunk, I was also clearly rational and practical. My only concern was to wake up on time for work the next day; so when I noticed the clock on my mantelpiece had stopped, I decided to go downstairs again and talk to the porter. Leaving the candle burning and my door open to guide me back, I set off. The house was completely dark, but since there were only three doors on each landing, I couldn't get lost. I just had to go down the stairs until I saw the glow of the porter's night light. I counted four flights: no porter. It was possible I had miscounted, so I continued down another flight, then another, counting as I went, until I reached the ridiculous number of nine flights. At this point, it was clear that I had somehow passed the porter’s lodge without noticing; in fact, I was at least five flights below street level, completely underground. It was fascinating to think that my hotel was built on catacombs; if I hadn’t been in a businesslike frame of mind, I might have explored this underground world all night. But I needed to wake up early the next morning, so I had to find the porter. I turned around and carefully counted as I climbed back toward street level. I went up five, six, and seven flights, and still no porter. I was getting tired of this, and since I was now close to my room, I decided to just go to bed. I climbed eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen flights; my open door felt as lost to me as the porter and his flickering light. I remembered that the building had only six stories at its highest point, which meant I was now at least three stories above the roof. My initial amusement was replaced by irritation. “My room has to be around here somewhere,” I said, and I stepped toward where I thought the door should be with my arms outstretched. There was no door and no wall; instead, I found myself facing a dark corridor, and I continued walking forward for some time without hitting any obstacles. This was in a house that barely had three small rooms, a narrow landing, and the stairs! It was clearly ridiculous, and you won’t be surprised to hear that I was starting to lose my temper. At that moment, I noticed some light filtering along the floor, reached out my hand, found a doorknob, and entered a room without further hesitation. Inside was a young lady; she was getting ready for bed, and her preparations were quite advanced, or the opposite, depending on your perspective.

“I hope you will pardon this intrusion,” said I; “but my room is No. 12, and something has gone wrong with this blamed house.”

“I hope you’ll excuse this interruption,” I said; “but my room is No. 12, and something has gone wrong with this cursed house.”

She looked at me a moment; and then, “If you will step outside for a moment, I will take you there,” says she.

She glanced at me for a moment, then said, “If you step outside for a second, I’ll take you there.”

Thus, with perfect composure on both sides, the matter was arranged. I waited a while outside her door. Presently she rejoined me, in a dressing-gown, took my hand, led me up another flight, which made the fourth above the level of the roof, and shut me into my own room, where (being quite weary after these contraordinary explorations) I turned in, and slumbered like a child.

Thus, with complete calm on both sides, the situation was settled. I waited for a little while outside her door. Eventually, she came back to me, wearing a dressing gown, took my hand, led me up another flight of stairs, which brought us to the fourth floor above the roof, and shut me into my own room, where (feeling quite tired after these unusual explorations) I went to bed and slept like a child.

I tell you the thing calmly, as it appeared to me to pass; but the next day, when I awoke and put memory in the witness-box, I could not conceal from myself that the tale presented a good many improbable features. I had no mind for the studio, after all, and went instead to the Luxembourg gardens, there, among the sparrows and the statues and the falling leaves, to cool and clear my head. It is a garden I have always loved. You sit there in a public place of history and fiction. Barras and Fouche have looked from these windows. Lousteau and de Banville (one as real as the other) have rhymed upon these benches. The city tramples by without the railings to a lively measure; and within and about you, trees rustle, children and sparrows utter their small cries, and the statues look on forever. Here, then, in a seat opposite the gallery entrance, I set to work on the events of the last night, to disengage (if it were possible) truth from fiction.

I’m sharing this calmly, just like it seemed to me at the time; but the next day, when I woke up and reflected on it, I realized that the story had a lot of unlikely elements. I wasn’t in the mood for the studio after all, so I went to the Luxembourg gardens instead, surrounded by sparrows, statues, and falling leaves, trying to clear my head. It's a garden I've always loved. You sit there in a place filled with history and stories. Barras and Fouche have looked out these windows. Lousteau and de Banville (both just as real as each other) have written poetry on these benches. The city flows by without a care, creating a lively beat; and all around you, trees rustle, children and sparrows make their little sounds, and the statues watch forever. So here I was, seated across from the gallery entrance, ready to work through the events of the last night, to untangle truth from fiction if I could.

The house, by daylight, had proved to be six stories high, the same as ever. I could find, with all my architectural experience, no room in its altitude for those interminable stairways, no width between its walls for that long corridor, where I had tramped at night. And there was yet a greater difficulty. I had read somewhere an aphorism that everything may be false to itself save human nature. A house might elongate or enlarge itself—or seem to do so to a gentleman who had been dining. The ocean might dry up, the rocks melt in the sun, the stars fall from heaven like autumn apples; and there was nothing in these incidents to boggle the philosopher. But the case of the young lady stood upon a different foundation. Girls were not good enough, or not good that way, or else they were too good. I was ready to accept any of these views: all pointed to the same conclusion, which I was thus already on the point of reaching, when a fresh argument occurred, and instantly confirmed it. I could remember the exact words we had each said; and I had spoken, and she had replied, in English. Plainly, then, the whole affair was an illusion: catacombs, and stairs, and charitable lady, all were equally the stuff of dreams.

The house, in daylight, turned out to be six stories tall, just like before. With all my architectural experience, I couldn’t find any space in its height for those endless staircases, nor any width between its walls for that long hallway where I had walked at night. There was also a bigger issue. I had read somewhere that everything can be misleading except for human nature. A house might stretch or grow—or at least seem to do so to someone who had been out for dinner. The ocean could dry up, the rocks could melt in the sun, the stars could fall from the sky like autumn apples; none of these things would confuse a philosopher. But the situation with the young lady was different. Girls either weren't good enough, weren’t good in that way, or were too good. I was ready to accept any of these viewpoints: all pointed to the same conclusion, which I was about to reach, when a new argument popped up and instantly confirmed it. I could remember the exact words we had both said; I had spoken, and she had replied, in English. Clearly, then, the whole thing was an illusion: the catacombs, the stairs, and the charitable lady—all were just stuff out of a dream.

I had just come to this determination, when there blew a flaw of wind through the autumnal gardens; the dead leaves showered down, and a flight of sparrows, thick as a snowfall, wheeled above my head with sudden pipings. This agreeable bustle was the affair of a moment, but it startled me from the abstraction into which I had fallen like a summons. I sat briskly up, and as I did so, my eyes rested on the figure of a lady in a brown jacket and carrying a paint-box. By her side walked a fellow some years older than myself, with an easel under his arm; and alike by their course and cargo I might judge they were bound for the gallery, where the lady was, doubtless, engaged upon some copying. You can imagine my surprise when I recognized in her the heroine of my adventure. To put the matter beyond question, our eyes met, and she, seeing herself remembered and recalling the trim in which I had last beheld her, looked swiftly on the ground with just a shadow of confusion.

I had just come to this decision when a gust of wind swept through the autumn gardens; dead leaves fell like rain, and a flock of sparrows, as thick as snowfall, flew above me with sudden chirping. This lively scene lasted only a moment but snapped me out of the daydream I had fallen into like a wake-up call. I quickly sat up, and as I did, my gaze landed on a woman in a brown jacket holding a paintbox. Next to her was a guy a few years older than me, carrying an easel under his arm; from their direction and what they were carrying, I figured they were headed to the gallery, where she was likely going to do some copying. You can imagine my surprise when I realized she was the heroine of my adventure. To make it clear, our eyes met, and she, seeing that I recognized her and remembering how I last saw her, quickly looked down, a hint of embarrassment on her face.

I could not tell you to-day if she were plain or pretty; but she had behaved with so much good sense, and I had cut so poor a figure in her presence, that I became instantly fired with the desire to display myself in a more favorable light. The young man besides was possibly her brother; brothers are apt to be hasty, theirs being a part in which it is possible, at a comparatively early age, to assume the dignity of manhood; and it occurred to me it might be wise to forestall all possible complications by an apology.

I couldn't tell you today if she was plain or pretty; but she had acted with such good sense, and I had made such a poor impression in front of her, that I immediately felt the urge to show myself in a better way. The young man with her was possibly her brother; brothers can be quick to act, as they can often take on the role of manhood at a relatively young age. It crossed my mind that it might be smart to prevent any possible misunderstandings by offering an apology.

On this reasoning I drew near to the gallery door, and had hardly got in position before the young man came out. Thus it was that I came face to face with my third destiny; for my career has been entirely shaped by these three elements,—my father, the capitol of Muskegon, and my friend, Jim Pinkerton. As for the young lady with whom my mind was at the moment chiefly occupied, I was never to hear more of her from that day forward: an excellent example of the Blind Man's Buff that we call life.

On this thought, I approached the gallery door and had barely gotten into place before the young man stepped out. This is how I came face to face with my third destiny; my life has been completely shaped by these three factors—my father, the capital of Muskegon, and my friend, Jim Pinkerton. As for the young lady who was currently on my mind, I would never hear from her again from that day on: a perfect example of the Blind Man's Buff that we call life.





CHAPTER III. TO INTRODUCE MR. PINKERTON.

The stranger, I have said, was some years older than myself: a man of a good stature, a very lively face, cordial, agitated manners, and a gray eye as active as a fowl's.

The stranger, as I mentioned, was a few years older than me: a tall guy with a very expressive face, friendly but restless mannerisms, and a gray eye that was as lively as a bird's.

“May I have a word with you?” said I.

“Can I talk to you for a minute?” I asked.

“My dear sir,” he replied, “I don't know what it can be about, but you may have a hundred if you like.”

“My dear sir,” he replied, “I’m not sure what it’s about, but you can have a hundred if you want.”

“You have just left the side of a young lady,” I continued, “towards whom I was led (very unintentionally) into the appearance of an offence. To speak to herself would be only to renew her embarrassment, and I seize the occasion of making my apology, and declaring my respect, to one of my own sex who is her friend, and perhaps,” I added, with a bow, “her natural protector.”

“You just left the company of a young woman,” I said, “towards whom I unintentionally acted in a way that seemed offensive. Speaking to her directly would only make her more uncomfortable, so I’m taking this opportunity to apologize and express my respect to one of my own gender who is her friend, and perhaps,” I added with a bow, “her natural protector.”

“You are a countryman of mine; I know it!” he cried: “I am sure of it by your delicacy to a lady. You do her no more than justice. I was introduced to her the other night at tea, in the apartment of some people, friends of mine; and meeting her again this morning, I could not do less than carry her easel for her. My dear sir, what is your name?”

“You're from my country; I know it!” he exclaimed. “I'm certain of it because of how you treat a lady. You're giving her just the respect she deserves. I was introduced to her the other night over tea at some friends' place, and when I ran into her again this morning, I had to help her carry her easel. My dear sir, what's your name?”

I was disappointed to find he had so little bond with my young lady; and but that it was I who had sought the acquaintance, might have been tempted to retreat. At the same time, something in the stranger's eye engaged me.

I was disappointed to see that he had such a weak connection with my young lady; and if I hadn't been the one to seek out his company, I might have been tempted to step back. At the same time, something in the stranger's eye caught my attention.

“My name,” said I, “is Loudon Dodd; I am a student of sculpture here from Muskegon.”

“My name,” I said, “is Loudon Dodd; I’m a sculpture student here from Muskegon.”

“Of sculpture?” he cried, as though that would have been his last conjecture. “Mine is James Pinkerton; I am delighted to have the pleasure of your acquaintance.”

“Of sculpture?” he exclaimed, as if that was the last thing he expected. “I'm James Pinkerton; I'm really glad to meet you.”

“Pinkerton!” it was now my turn to exclaim. “Are you Broken-Stool Pinkerton?”

“Pinkerton!” it was now my turn to shout. “Are you Broken-Stool Pinkerton?”

He admitted his identity with a laugh of boyish delight; and indeed any young man in the quarter might have been proud to own a sobriquet thus gallantly acquired.

He laughed with boyish joy as he revealed who he was; in fact, any young man in the area would have been proud to claim a nickname earned in such a stylish way.

In order to explain the name, I must here digress into a chapter of the history of manners in the nineteenth century, very well worth commemoration for its own sake. In some of the studios at that date, the hazing of new pupils was both barbarous and obscene. Two incidents, following one on the heels of the other tended to produce an advance in civilization by the means (as so commonly happens) of a passing appeal to savage standards. The first was the arrival of a little gentleman from Armenia. He had a fez upon his head and (what nobody counted on) a dagger in his pocket. The hazing was set about in the customary style, and, perhaps in virtue of the victim's head-gear, even more boisterously than usual. He bore it at first with an inviting patience; but upon one of the students proceeding to an unpardonable freedom, plucked out his knife and suddenly plunged it in the belly of the jester. This gentleman, I am pleased to say, passed months upon a bed of sickness, before he was in a position to resume his studies. The second incident was that which had earned Pinkerton his reputation. In a crowded studio, while some very filthy brutalities were being practised on a trembling debutant, a tall, pale fellow sprang from his stool and (without the smallest preface or explanation) sang out, “All English and Americans to clear the shop!” Our race is brutal, but not filthy; and the summons was nobly responded to. Every Anglo-Saxon student seized his stool; in a moment the studio was full of bloody coxcombs, the French fleeing in disorder for the door, the victim liberated and amazed. In this feat of arms, both English-speaking nations covered themselves with glory; but I am proud to claim the author of the whole for an American, and a patriotic American at that, being the same gentleman who had subsequently to be held down in the bottom of a box during a performance of L'Oncle Sam, sobbing at intervals, “My country! O my country!” While yet another (my new acquaintance, Pinkerton) was supposed to have made the most conspicuous figure in the actual battle. At one blow, he had broken his own stool, and sent the largest of his opponents back foremost through what we used to call a “conscientious nude.” It appears that, in the continuation of his flight, this fallen warrior issued on the boulevard still framed in the burst canvas.

To explain the name, I need to take a moment to discuss a part of the social history from the nineteenth century, which is definitely worth remembering. Back then, in some studios, the initiation of new students was both cruel and obscene. Two incidents, happening one after the other, led to a bit of progress in social behavior, often through a brutal appeal to primal instincts. The first was the arrival of a young man from Armenia. He wore a fez and, unexpectedly, had a dagger in his pocket. The initiation began in the usual manner, perhaps even more rowdy than normal due to the newcomer’s headgear. He initially endured it with surprising patience, but when one of the students crossed the line, he pulled out his knife and quickly stabbed the jokester in the stomach. Thankfully, this jokester spent months recovering in bed before he could return to his studies. The second incident involved Pinkerton, who became well-known for this event. In a crowded studio, while a shaky newcomer was being subjected to some pretty nasty antics, a tall, pale guy jumped up from his seat and, without any warning, shouted, “All English and Americans, get out!” Our culture might be rough, but it isn't filthy, and everyone responded with honor. Every Anglo-Saxon student grabbed their stool, and in no time, the studio was filled with chaos, the French scattering for the exit, and the victim freed and bewildered. The two English-speaking nations handled this situation with pride, but I’m proud to say the mastermind behind it was an American—an American who, later on, had to be held down in a box during a performance of L'Oncle Sam, crying out at times, “My country! Oh my country!” Meanwhile, another acquaintance of mine, Pinkerton, was said to have played a prominent role in the actual conflict. With one swing, he broke his own stool and sent the biggest of his opponents flying backwards through what we used to call a “conscientious nude.” It turns out that in his ongoing retreat, this defeated fighter ended up on the boulevard still caught in the torn canvas.

It will be understood how much talk the incident aroused in the students' quarter, and that I was highly gratified to make the acquaintance of my famous countryman. It chanced I was to see more of the quixotic side of his character before the morning was done; for as we continued to stroll together, I found myself near the studio of a young Frenchman whose work I had promised to examine, and in the fashion of the quarter carried up Pinkerton along with me. Some of my comrades of this date were pretty obnoxious fellows. I could almost always admire and respect the grown-up practitioners of art in Paris; but many of those who were still in a state of pupilage were sorry specimens, so much so that I used often to wonder where the painters came from, and where the brutes of students went to. A similar mystery hangs over the intermediate stages of the medical profession, and must have perplexed the least observant. The ruffian, at least, whom I now carried Pinkerton to visit, was one of the most crapulous in the quarter. He turned out for our delectation a huge “crust” (as we used to call it) of St. Stephen, wallowing in red upon his belly in an exhausted receiver, and a crowd of Hebrews in blue, green, and yellow, pelting him—apparently with buns; and while we gazed upon this contrivance, regaled us with a piece of his own recent biography, of which his mind was still very full, and which he seemed to fancy, represented him in a heroic posture. I was one of those cosmopolitan Americans, who accept the world (whether at home or abroad) as they find it, and whose favourite part is that of the spectator; yet even I was listening with ill-suppressed disgust, when I was aware of a violent plucking at my sleeve.

It’s clear how much buzz the incident stirred up in the students' area, and I was really pleased to meet my famous fellow countryman. As luck would have it, I got to see more of the quirky side of his character before the morning ended. While we continued our walk together, I found myself near a young French artist's studio whose work I had promised to check out, and in the neighborhood's style, I brought Pinkerton along with me. Some of my classmates from that time were pretty unpleasant. I could usually admire and respect the established artists in Paris, but many of those still in training were absolutely disappointing, to the point that I often wondered where the real painters came from and what happened to the awful students. A similar mystery surrounds the middle stages of the medical field, which must have confused even the least observant people. The troublemaker I was taking Pinkerton to see was one of the most disheveled in the area. He presented us with a large “crust” (as we used to call it) of St. Stephen, sprawled out in red on his stomach in a drained receiver, with a bunch of guys in blue, green, and yellow throwing what looked like buns at him. While we stared at this odd creation, he entertained us with tales from his recent life, which he was still very hung up on and seemed to think portrayed him in a heroic light. I was one of those cosmopolitan Americans who accepted the world (whether at home or abroad) as it is and preferred the role of an observer, yet even I was listening with barely contained disgust when I felt a strong tug at my sleeve.

“Is he saying he kicked her down stairs?” asked Pinkerton, white as St. Stephen.

“Is he saying he pushed her down the stairs?” asked Pinkerton, pale as a ghost.

“Yes,” said I: “his discarded mistress; and then he pelted her with stones. I suppose that's what gave him the idea for his picture. He has just been alleging the pathetic excuse that she was old enough to be his mother.”

“Yes,” I said: “his rejected lover; and then he threw stones at her. I guess that's what inspired his picture. He just claimed the sad excuse that she was old enough to be his mother.”

Something like a sob broke from Pinkerton. “Tell him,” he gasped—“I can't speak this language, though I understand a little; I never had any proper education—tell him I'm going to punch his head.”

Something like a sob escaped from Pinkerton. “Tell him,” he gasped—“I can't speak this language, but I understand a little; I never had any proper education—tell him I'm going to punch his head.”

“For God's sake, do nothing of the sort!” I cried. “They don't understand that sort of thing here.” And I tried to bundle him out.

“For God's sake, don't do anything like that!” I shouted. “They don't get that kind of thing here.” And I tried to push him out.

“Tell him first what we think of him,” he objected. “Let me tell him what he looks in the eyes of a pure-minded American”

“First, let him know what we really think of him,” he protested. “Let me show him how he appears to a clear-minded American.”

“Leave that to me,” said I, thrusting Pinkerton clear through the door.

“Leave that to me,” I said, pushing Pinkerton right through the door.

“Qu'est-ce qu'il a?” [1] inquired the student.

“What's wrong with him?” [1] inquired the student.

     [1] “What's the matter with him?”

"What's wrong with him?"

“Monsieur se sent mal au coeur d'avoir trop regarde votre croute,” [2] said I, and made my escape, scarce with dignity, at Pinkerton's heels.

“Monsieur feels queasy from looking at your crust too much,” [2] I said, and made my escape, hardly with any dignity, at Pinkerton's heels.

     [2] “The gentleman is sick at his stomach from having looked too long at your daub.”

[2] “The guy feels nauseous from staring at your painting for too long.”

“What did you say to him?” he asked.

“What did you say to him?” he asked.

“The only thing that he could feel,” was my reply.

“The only thing he could feel,” was my reply.

After this scene, the freedom with which I had ejected my new acquaintance, and the precipitation with which I had followed him, the least I could do was to propose luncheon. I have forgot the name of the place to which I led him, nothing loath; it was on the far side of the Luxembourg at least, with a garden behind, where we were speedily set face to face at table, and began to dig into each other's history and character, like terriers after rabbits, according to the approved fashion of youth.

After this scene, the way I had sent my new friend away and then rushed after him, the least I could do was suggest lunch. I’ve forgotten the name of the place where I took him, but it was on the far side of the Luxembourg, with a garden behind it. We quickly sat down at the table and started digging into each other's backgrounds and personalities, like terriers chasing rabbits, just like young people do.

Pinkerton's parents were from the old country; there too, I incidentally gathered, he had himself been born, though it was a circumstance he seemed prone to forget. Whether he had run away, or his father had turned him out, I never fathomed; but about the age of twelve, he was thrown upon his own resources. A travelling tin-type photographer picked him up, like a haw out of a hedgerow, on a wayside in New Jersey; took a fancy to the urchin; carried him on with him in his wandering life; taught him all he knew himself—to take tin-types (as well as I can make out) and doubt the Scriptures; and died at last in Ohio at the corner of a road. “He was a grand specimen,” cried Pinkerton; “I wish you could have seen him, Mr. Dodd. He had an appearance of magnanimity that used to remind me of the patriarchs.” On the death of this random protector, the boy inherited the plant and continued the business. “It was a life I could have chosen, Mr. Dodd!” he cried. “I have been in all the finest scenes of that magnificent continent that we were born to be the heirs of. I wish you could see my collection of tin-types; I wish I had them here. They were taken for my own pleasure and to be a memento; and they show Nature in her grandest as well as her gentlest moments.” As he tramped the Western States and Territories, taking tin-types, the boy was continually getting hold of books, good, bad, and indifferent, popular and abstruse, from the novels of Sylvanus Cobb to Euclid's Elements, both of which I found (to my almost equal wonder) he had managed to peruse: he was taking stock by the way, of the people, the products, and the country, with an eye unusually observant and a memory unusually retentive; and he was collecting for himself a body of magnanimous and semi-intellectual nonsense, which he supposed to be the natural thoughts and to contain the whole duty of the born American. To be pure-minded, to be patriotic, to get culture and money with both hands and with the same irrational fervour—these appeared to be the chief articles of his creed. In later days (not of course upon this first occasion) I would sometimes ask him why; and he had his answer pat. “To build up the type!” he would cry. “We're all committed to that; we're all under bond to fulfil the American Type! Loudon, the hope of the world is there. If we fail, like these old feudal monarchies, what is left?”

Pinkerton's parents were from the old country. I also learned that he was born there too, although he often seemed to forget it. Whether he ran away or if his father kicked him out, I never figured out. But around the age of twelve, he had to fend for himself. A traveling tin-type photographer found him, like a hawk out of the bushes, on a roadside in New Jersey. He took a liking to the boy, brought him along in his nomadic life, taught him everything he knew—how to take tin-types and to question the Scriptures—and eventually died in Ohio at a crossroads. “He was a remarkable person,” Pinkerton exclaimed, “I wish you could have seen him, Mr. Dodd. He had a generous spirit that reminded me of the patriarchs.” After this random protector passed away, the boy inherited the photography business and kept it going. “It was a life I could have chosen, Mr. Dodd!” he exclaimed. “I’ve been to all the beautiful places in this amazing continent we’re meant to inherit. I wish you could see my tin-type collection; I wish I had them with me. They were taken for my own enjoyment and as mementos, showing Nature in her grandest as well as her gentlest moments.” While he traveled through the Western States and Territories capturing tin-types, he constantly picked up books—good, bad, and mediocre, popular and obscure—from novels by Sylvanus Cobb to Euclid's Elements, both of which I found (to my great surprise) that he managed to read. He was observing the people, products, and the land with an unusually keen eye and a great memory. He was building a collection of lofty yet somewhat nonsensical ideas that he thought represented the natural thoughts and full duty of an American. To be pure-hearted, to be patriotic, to seek culture and wealth with equal passion—these seemed to be the main beliefs he held. Later on (not during this first talk), I would sometimes ask him why, and he had his response ready. “To create the ideal type!” he would say passionately. “We're all in this together; we’re all obligated to fulfill the American Type! Loudon, the world's hope is there. If we fail, like those old feudal monarchies, what will be left?”

The trade of a tin-typer proved too narrow for the lad's ambition; it was insusceptible of expansion, he explained, it was not truly modern; and by a sudden conversion of front, he became a railroad-scalper. The principles of this trade I never clearly understood; but its essence appears to be to cheat the railroads out of their due fare. “I threw my whole soul into it; I grudged myself food and sleep while I was at it; the most practised hands admitted I had caught on to the idea in a month and revolutionised the practice inside of a year,” he said. “And there's interest in it, too. It's amusing to pick out some one going by, make up your mind about his character and tastes, dash out of the office and hit him flying with an offer of the very place he wants to go to. I don't think there was a scalper on the continent made fewer blunders. But I took it only as a stage. I was saving every dollar; I was looking ahead. I knew what I wanted—wealth, education, a refined home, and a conscientious, cultured lady for a wife; for, Mr. Dodd”—this with a formidable outcry—“every man is bound to marry above him: if the woman's not the man's superior, I brand it as mere sensuality. There was my idea, at least. That was what I was saving for; and enough, too! But it isn't every man, I know that—it's far from every man—could do what I did: close up the livest agency in Saint Jo, where he was coining dollars by the pot, set out alone, without a friend or a word of French, and settle down here to spend his capital learning art.”

The job of a tin-typer was too limited for the kid's ambitions; he said it couldn’t grow, it wasn't really modern; and suddenly, he switched gears to become a railroad scalper. I never fully got the principles of this trade, but its essence seems to be tricking the railroads out of their rightful fare. “I threw myself into it completely; I skipped meals and lost sleep while I was doing it; even the most experienced scalpers admitted I grasped the concept in a month and transformed the practice within a year,” he said. “And it’s interesting, too. It’s fun to pick someone passing by, make assumptions about their personality and preferences, dash out of the office, and hit them with an offer for the exact destination they want. I don’t think there was a scalper on the continent who made fewer mistakes. But I viewed it just as a stepping stone. I saved every dollar; I was planning for the future. I knew what I wanted—wealth, education, a nice home, and a thoughtful, cultured woman to marry; because, Mr. Dodd”—with a serious tone—“every man is meant to marry someone above him: if the woman isn’t the man’s superior, I consider it just lust. That was my theory, at least. That’s what I was saving for; and I had enough! But not every man, I know this—far from every man—could do what I did: shut down the busiest agency in Saint Jo, where he was raking in money, set out alone, without a friend or any understanding of French, and settle here to spend his savings on learning art.”

“Was it an old taste?” I asked him, “or a sudden fancy?”

“Was it an old habit?” I asked him, “or a sudden craving?”

“Neither, Mr. Dodd,” he admitted. “Of course I had learned in my tin-typing excursions to glory and exult in the works of God. But it wasn't that. I just said to myself, What is most wanted in my age and country? More culture and more art, I said; and I chose the best place, saved my money, and came here to get them.”

“Neither, Mr. Dodd,” he admitted. “Of course, I had learned during my typing adventures to appreciate and celebrate the works of God. But it wasn’t that. I just asked myself, What is most needed in my time and place? More culture and more art, I said; so I picked the best place, saved my money, and came here to get them.”

The whole attitude of this young man warmed and shamed me. He had more fire in his little toe than I had in my whole carcase; he was stuffed to bursting with the manly virtues; thrift and courage glowed in him; and even if his artistic vocation seemed (to one of my exclusive tenets) not quite clear, who could predict what might be accomplished by a creature so full-blooded and so inspired with animal and intellectual energy? So, when he proposed that I should come and see his work (one of the regular stages of a Latin Quarter friendship), I followed him with interest and hope.

The entire vibe of this young man warmed and embarrassed me. He had more passion in his little toe than I had in my whole body; he was bursting with masculine qualities; thrift and courage shone in him; and even though his artistic path seemed (to one of my strict beliefs) a bit unclear, who could say what could be achieved by someone so full of life and driven by both instinct and intellect? So, when he suggested that I come see his work (one of the usual steps in a Latin Quarter friendship), I followed him with interest and hope.

He lodged parsimoniously at the top of a tall house near the Observatory, in a bare room, principally furnished with his own trunks and papered with his own despicable studies. No man has less taste for disagreeable duties than myself; perhaps there is only one subject on which I cannot flatter a man without a blush; but upon that, upon all that touches art, my sincerity is Roman. Once and twice I made the circuit of his walls in silence, spying in every corner for some spark of merit; he, meanwhile, following close at my heels, reading the verdict in my face with furtive glances, presenting some fresh study for my inspection with undisguised anxiety, and (after it had been silently weighed in the balances and found wanting) whisking it away with an open gesture of despair. By the time the second round was completed, we were both extremely depressed.

He lived simply at the top of a tall house near the Observatory, in a bare room mostly filled with his own trunks and plastered with his own terrible studies. I have less taste for unpleasant tasks than anyone; maybe there’s only one topic on which I can't compliment a person without feeling embarrassed; but regarding that, and everything related to art, my honesty is unwavering. Once or twice I walked around his walls in silence, looking in every corner for some hint of quality; meanwhile, he trailed closely behind me, reading my expression with furtive glances, presenting some new study for my review with obvious concern, and (after it had been quietly evaluated and found lacking) snatching it away with an open gesture of despair. By the time we finished the second round, we were both feeling very down.

“O!” he groaned, breaking the long silence, “it's quite unnecessary you should speak!”

“O!” he groaned, breaking the long silence, “you really don’t need to say anything!”

“Do you want me to be frank with you? I think you are wasting time,” said I.

“Do you want me to be honest with you? I think you’re wasting time,” I said.

“You don't see any promise?” he inquired, beguiled by some return of hope, and turning upon me the embarrassing brightness of his eye. “Not in this still-life here, of the melon? One fellow thought it good.”

“You don’t see any potential?” he asked, intrigued by a flicker of hope, and fixing me with the uncomfortable intensity of his gaze. “Not in this still-life of the melon? One guy thought it was good.”

It was the least I could do to give the melon a more particular examination; which, when I had done, I could but shake my head. “I am truly sorry, Pinkerton,” said I, “but I can't advise you to persevere.”

It was the least I could do to give the melon a closer look; after I was done, I could only shake my head. “I’m really sorry, Pinkerton,” I said, “but I can’t recommend that you continue.”

He seemed to recover his fortitude at the moment, rebounding from disappointment like a man of india-rubber. “Well,” said he stoutly, “I don't know that I'm surprised. But I'll go on with the course; and throw my whole soul into it, too. You mustn't think the time is lost. It's all culture; it will help me to extend my relations when I get back home; it may fit me for a position on one of the illustrateds; and then I can always turn dealer,” he said, uttering the monstrous proposition, which was enough to shake the Latin Quarter to the dust, with entire simplicity. “It's all experience, besides;” he continued, “and it seems to me there's a tendency to underrate experience, both as net profit and investment. Never mind. That's done with. But it took courage for you to say what you did, and I'll never forget it. Here's my hand, Mr. Dodd. I'm not your equal in culture or talent—”

He seemed to regain his strength in that moment, bouncing back from disappointment like a rubber band. “Well,” he said confidently, “I can’t say I’m surprised. But I’ll continue the course and put my heart into it, too. You shouldn’t think the time is wasted. It’s all about gaining knowledge; it will help me expand my connections when I get back home; it might prepare me for a position at one of the magazines; and if not, I can always become a dealer,” he said, expressing that outrageous idea with such ease it could shake the Latin Quarter to its core. “It’s all about experience, anyway,” he continued, “and it seems like people tend to underestimate experience, both as a gain and as an investment. Never mind. That’s behind us now. But it took bravery for you to say what you said, and I won’t forget it. Here’s my hand, Mr. Dodd. I’m not your equal in knowledge or talent—”

“You know nothing about that,” I interrupted. “I have seen your work, but you haven't seen mine.

“You don't know anything about that,” I interrupted. “I've seen your work, but you haven't seen mine.”

“No more I have,” he cried; “and let's go see it at once! But I know you are away up. I can feel it here.”

“No more I have,” he cried; “and let's go see it right now! But I know you’re far away. I can feel it here.”

To say truth, I was almost ashamed to introduce him to my studio—my work, whether absolutely good or bad, being so vastly superior to his. But his spirits were now quite restored; and he amazed me, on the way, with his light-hearted talk and new projects. So that I began at last to understand how matters lay: that this was not an artist who had been deprived of the practice of his single art; but only a business man of very extended interests, informed (perhaps something of the most suddenly) that one investment out of twenty had gone wrong.

To be honest, I felt a bit embarrassed to show him my studio—my work, whether it was good or bad, seemed so much better than his. But his spirits were now fully lifted; he surprised me on the way with his cheerful conversation and new ideas. Finally, I started to get the picture: he wasn't an artist who had lost touch with his craft; he was simply a businessman with a wide range of interests, who had just found out that one out of twenty investments had gone south.

As a matter of fact besides (although I never suspected it) he was already seeking consolation with another of the muses, and pleasing himself with the notion that he would repay me for my sincerity, cement our friendship, and (at one and the same blow) restore my estimation of his talents. Several times already, when I had been speaking of myself, he had pulled out a writing-pad and scribbled a brief note; and now, when we entered the studio, I saw it in his hand again, and the pencil go to his mouth, as he cast a comprehensive glance round the uncomfortable building.

Actually, besides (though I never suspected it), he was already looking for comfort with another muse, convincing himself that he would make up for my honesty, strengthen our friendship, and at the same time, restore my respect for his talents. Several times before, when I was talking about myself, he had taken out a notepad and jotted down a quick note; and now, when we walked into the studio, I saw it in his hand again, with the pencil near his mouth as he surveyed the awkward space.

“Are you going to make a sketch of it?” I could not help asking, as I unveiled the Genius of Muskegon.

“Are you going to draw a sketch of it?” I couldn’t help asking as I revealed the Genius of Muskegon.

“Ah, that's my secret,” said he. “Never you mind. A mouse can help a lion.”

“Ah, that's my secret,” he said. “Don't worry about it. A mouse can help a lion.”

He walked round my statue and had the design explained to him. I had represented Muskegon as a young, almost a stripling, mother, with something of an Indian type; the babe upon her knees was winged, to indicate our soaring future; and her seat was a medley of sculptured fragments, Greek, Roman, and Gothic, to remind us of the older worlds from which we trace our generation.

He walked around my statue and had the design explained to him. I depicted Muskegon as a young, almost boyish mother, with hints of an Indian appearance; the baby on her knees had wings to suggest our bright future; and her seat was a mix of sculpted fragments from Greek, Roman, and Gothic styles, to remind us of the older worlds from which we trace our heritage.

“Now, does this satisfy you, Mr. Dodd?” he inquired, as soon as I had explained to him the main features of the design.

“Does this satisfy you, Mr. Dodd?” he asked as soon as I explained the main features of the design to him.

“Well,” I said, “the fellows seem to think it's not a bad bonne femme for a beginner. I don't think it's entirely bad myself. Here is the best point; it builds up best from here. No, it seems to me it has a kind of merit,” I admitted; “but I mean to do better.”

“Well,” I said, “the guys seem to think it's not a bad choice for someone new. I don’t think it’s too bad either. Here’s the best part; it gets better from here. No, I believe it has its merits,” I admitted; “but I plan to do better.”

“Ah, that's the word!” cried Pinkerton. “There's the word I love!” and he scribbled in his pad.

“Ah, that's the word!” shouted Pinkerton. “There’s the word I love!” and he quickly wrote it down in his notebook.

“What in creation ails you?” I inquired. “It's the most commonplace expression in the English language.”

“What’s wrong with you?” I asked. “It’s the most ordinary expression in the English language.”

“Better and better!” chuckled Pinkerton. “The unconsciousness of genius. Lord, but this is coming in beautiful!” and he scribbled again.

“Better and better!” chuckled Pinkerton. “The unawareness of genius. Wow, this is turning out great!” and he wrote again.

“If you're going to be fulsome,” said I, “I'll close the place of entertainment.” And I threatened to replace the veil upon the Genius.

“If you’re going to be so flattering,” I said, “I’ll shut down the venue.” And I threatened to cover the Genius again.

“No, no,” said he. “Don't be in a hurry. Give me a point or two. Show me what's particularly good.”

“No, no,” he said. “Don’t rush. Give me a few pointers. Show me what’s especially good.”

“I would rather you found that out for yourself,” said I.

"I’d prefer you figured that out on your own," I said.

“The trouble is,” said he, “that I've never turned my attention to sculpture, beyond, of course, admiring it, as everybody must who has a soul. So do just be a good fellow, and explain to me what you like in it, and what you tried for, and where the merit comes in. It'll be all education for me.”

"The problem is," he said, "that I’ve never really focused on sculpture, except, of course, for admiring it, which everyone does if they have any soul. So please, just be a good friend and tell me what you appreciate about it, what you aimed for, and where the value lies. It’ll be all educational for me."

“Well, in sculpture, you see, the first thing you have to consider is the masses. It's, after all, a kind of architecture,” I began, and delivered a lecture on that branch of art, with illustrations from my own masterpiece there present, all of which, if you don't mind, or whether you mind or not, I mean to conscientiously omit. Pinkerton listened with a fiery interest, questioned me with a certain uncultivated shrewdness, and continued to scratch down notes, and tear fresh sheets from his pad. I found it inspiring to have my words thus taken down like a professor's lecture; and having had no previous experience of the press, I was unaware that they were all being taken down wrong. For the same reason (incredible as it must appear in an American) I never entertained the least suspicion that they were destined to be dished up with a sauce of penny-a-lining gossip; and myself, my person, and my works of art butchered to make a holiday for the readers of a Sunday paper. Night had fallen over the Genius of Muskegon before the issue of my theoretic eloquence was stayed, nor did I separate from my new friend without an appointment for the morrow.

“Well, in sculpture, the first thing you have to think about is the masses. It’s basically a form of architecture,” I started, and gave a talk on that art form, using my own masterpiece as an example, all of which, if you don’t mind, or whether you mind or not, I plan to leave out. Pinkerton listened with intense interest, questioned me with a certain rough cleverness, and kept writing notes, tearing fresh sheets from his pad. I found it motivating to have my words recorded like a professor's lecture; and since I had no prior experience with the press, I didn’t realize that everything was being written down incorrectly. For the same reason (amazing as it might sound for an American), I never suspected that my words would be twisted into a sensational gossip piece, and that my personal life and my artwork would be sliced apart to create entertainment for Sunday paper readers. Night had fallen over the Genius of Muskegon before the flow of my theoretical talk was finally interrupted, nor did I part ways with my new friend without setting a time for the next day.

I was indeed greatly taken with this first view of my countryman, and continued, on further acquaintance, to be interested, amused, and attracted by him in about equal proportions. I must not say he had a fault, not only because my mouth is sealed by gratitude, but because those he had sprang merely from his education, and you could see he had cultivated and improved them like virtues. For all that, I can never deny he was a troublous friend to me, and the trouble began early.

I was really impressed by my first glimpse of this fellow countryman, and as I got to know him better, I found him equally interesting, entertaining, and appealing. I can't say he had any faults, not just because I'm grateful to him, but because the issues he had were simply a result of his upbringing, and you could tell he worked on them like they were strengths. Still, I can't deny he was a challenging friend for me, and the challenges started right from the beginning.

It may have been a fortnight later that I divined the secret of the writing-pad. My wretch (it leaked out) wrote letters for a paper in the West, and had filled a part of one of them with descriptions of myself. I pointed out to him that he had no right to do so without asking my permission.

It might have been two weeks later when I figured out the secret of the writing pad. My unfortunate friend (it came out) wrote articles for a paper in the West and had included some descriptions of me in one of them. I told him that he had no right to do that without getting my permission first.

“Why, this is just what I hoped!” he exclaimed. “I thought you didn't seem to catch on; only it seemed too good to be true.”

“Wow, this is exactly what I was hoping for!” he said. “I thought you didn’t get it; it just felt like it was too good to be true.”

“But, my good fellow, you were bound to warn me,” I objected.

“But, my friend, you were supposed to warn me,” I replied.

“I know it's generally considered etiquette,” he admitted; “but between friends, and when it was only with a view of serving you, I thought it wouldn't matter. I wanted it (if possible) to come on you as a surprise; I wanted you just to waken, like Lord Byron, and find the papers full of you. You must admit it was a natural thought. And no man likes to boast of a favour beforehand.”

“I know it’s usually seen as polite,” he admitted; “but between friends, and since it was only to help you, I figured it wouldn’t matter. I wanted it (if possible) to catch you by surprise; I wanted you to just wake up, like Lord Byron, and see the papers filled with you. You have to agree it was a natural thought. And no guy likes to brag about a favor before it happens.”

“But, heavens and earth! how do you know I think it a favour?” I cried.

“But, oh my gosh! How do you know I see it as a favor?” I exclaimed.

He became immediately plunged in despair. “You think it a liberty,” said he; “I see that. I would rather have cut off my hand. I would stop it now, only it's too late; it's published by now. And I wrote it with so much pride and pleasure!”

He was instantly filled with despair. “You see it as a freedom,” he said; “I understand that. I would have preferred to cut off my hand. I would stop it right now, but it's too late; it's already published. And I wrote it with so much pride and joy!”

I could think of nothing but how to console him. “O, I daresay it's all right,” said I. “I know you meant it kindly, and you would be sure to do it in good taste.”

I could think of nothing but how to comfort him. “Oh, I'm sure it's all good,” I said. “I know you meant it well, and you would definitely do it with good taste.”

“That you may swear to,” he cried. “It's a pure, bright, A number 1 paper; the St. Jo Sunday Herald. The idea of the series was quite my own; I interviewed the editor, put it to him straight; the freshness of the idea took him, and I walked out of that office with the contract in my pocket, and did my first Paris letter that evening in Saint Jo. The editor did no more than glance his eye down the headlines. 'You're the man for us,' said he.”

“That you can absolutely believe,” he exclaimed. “It's top-notch, A1 paper; the St. Jo Sunday Herald. The concept for the series was entirely mine; I talked to the editor and laid it out for him directly; he loved the originality of the idea, and I left that office with the contract in my pocket, writing my first Paris letter that evening in Saint Jo. The editor only took a quick look at the headlines. 'You're exactly the person we need,' he said.”

I was certainly far from reassured by this sketch of the class of literature in which I was to make my first appearance; but I said no more, and possessed my soul in patience, until the day came when I received a copy of a newspaper marked in the corner, “Compliments of J.P.” I opened it with sensible shrinkings; and there, wedged between an account of a prize-fight and a skittish article upon chiropody—think of chiropody treated with a leer!—I came upon a column and a half in which myself and my poor statue were embalmed. Like the editor with the first of the series, I did but glance my eye down the head-lines and was more than satisfied.

I definitely wasn't feeling reassured by this overview of the type of literature I was about to debut in; but I kept quiet and remained patient until the day I received a newspaper with a note in the corner that said, “Compliments of J.P.” I opened it with a sense of dread, and there, sandwiched between a report on a prizefight and a quirky article about foot care—imagine foot care being treated with a smirk!—I found a column and a half that featured me and my poor statue. Just like the editor with the first piece, I only glanced at the headlines and felt more than satisfied.

     ANOTHER OF PINKERTON'S SPICY CHATS.

     ART PRACTITIONERS IN PARIS.

     MUSKEGON'S COLUMNED CAPITOL.

     SON OF MILLIONAIRE DODD,

     PATRIOT AND ARTIST.

     “HE MEANS TO DO BETTER.”

In the body of the text, besides, my eye caught, as it passed, some deadly expressions: “Figure somewhat fleshy,” “bright, intellectual smile,” “the unconsciousness of genius,” “'Now, Mr. Dodd,' resumed the reporter, 'what would be your idea of a distinctively American quality in sculpture?'” It was true the question had been asked; it was true, alas! that I had answered; and now here was my reply, or some strange hash of it, gibbeted in the cold publicity of type. I thanked God that my French fellow-students were ignorant of English; but when I thought of the British—of Myner (for instance) or the Stennises—I think I could have fallen on Pinkerton and beat him.

In the body of the text, I noticed, as I skimmed through, some harsh phrases: “a bit pudgy,” “bright, intellectual smile,” “the cluelessness of genius,” “‘Now, Mr. Dodd,’ the reporter continued, ‘what do you think defines an American quality in sculpture?’” It was true that the question had been asked; it was true, unfortunately, that I had answered; and now my response, or a weird mix of it, was publicly displayed in print. I thanked God that my French classmates didn’t understand English; but when I thought about the British—like Myner or the Stennises—I felt like I could have attacked Pinkerton.

To divert my thoughts (if it were possible) from this calamity, I turned to a letter from my father which had arrived by the same post. The envelope contained a strip of newspaper-cutting; and my eye caught again, “Son of Millionaire Dodd—Figure somewhat fleshy,” and the rest of the degrading nonsense. What would my father think of it? I wondered, and opened his manuscript. “My dearest boy,” it began, “I send you a cutting which has pleased me very much, from a St. Joseph paper of high standing. At last you seem to be coming fairly to the front; and I cannot but reflect with delight and gratitude how very few youths of your age occupy nearly two columns of press-matter all to themselves. I only wish your dear mother had been here to read it over my shoulder; but we will hope she shares my grateful emotion in a better place. Of course I have sent a copy to your grandfather and uncle in Edinburgh; so you can keep the one I enclose. This Jim Pinkerton seems a valuable acquaintance; he has certainly great talent; and it is a good general rule to keep in with pressmen.”

To distract my thoughts (if that was even possible) from this disaster, I started reading a letter from my dad that had come in the same mail. The envelope included a newspaper clipping, and my eyes caught the phrase, “Son of Millionaire Dodd—Figure somewhat fleshy,” along with the rest of the humiliating nonsense. What would my dad think about it? I wondered, and opened his manuscript. “My dearest boy,” it began, “I’m sending you a clipping that made me very happy, from a reputable St. Joseph paper. Finally, you seem to be making a name for yourself; and I can’t help but reflect with joy and gratitude how very few young men your age get nearly two columns of press coverage all to themselves. I only wish your dear mother could have been here to read it over my shoulder; but let's hope she shares my grateful feelings from a better place. Of course, I’ve sent a copy to your grandfather and uncle in Edinburgh, so you can keep the one I’ve enclosed. This Jim Pinkerton seems like a valuable contact; he definitely has great talent, and it’s generally a good idea to stay on friendly terms with journalists.”

I hope it will be set down to the right side of my account, but I had no sooner read these words, so touchingly silly, than my anger against Pinkerton was swallowed up in gratitude. Of all the circumstances of my career, my birth, perhaps, excepted, not one had given my poor father so profound a pleasure as this article in the Sunday Herald. What a fool, then, was I, to be lamenting! when I had at last, and for once, and at the cost of only a few blushes, paid back a fraction of my debt of gratitude. So that, when I next met Pinkerton, I took things very lightly; my father was pleased, and thought the letter very clever, I told him; for my own part, I had no taste for publicity: thought the public had no concern with the artist, only with his art; and though I owned he had handled it with great consideration, I should take it as a favour if he never did it again.

I hope this gets recorded in the positive part of my story, but as soon as I read those words, which were so frustratingly silly, my anger towards Pinkerton faded into gratitude. Out of everything in my life, except maybe my birth, nothing had brought my poor father as much joy as this article in the Sunday Herald. What a fool I was to be upset! I had finally, for once and at the cost of just a few blushes, repaid a small part of my debt of gratitude. So, when I next saw Pinkerton, I took it all lightly; my father was happy and thought the letter was really clever, I told him. As for me, I had no interest in being in the spotlight: I believed the public should only care about the artist’s work, not the artist themselves; and although I admitted he had treated the subject with great thoughtfulness, I would appreciate it if he never did that again.

“There it is,” he said despondingly. “I've hurt you. You can't deceive me, Loudon. It's the want of tact, and it's incurable.” He sat down, and leaned his head upon his hand. “I had no advantages when I was young, you see,” he added.

“There it is,” he said sadly. “I’ve hurt you. You can’t fool me, Loudon. It’s the lack of sensitivity, and it can’t be fixed.” He sat down and rested his head on his hand. “I didn’t have any advantages when I was young, you know,” he added.

“Not in the least, my dear fellow,” said I. “Only the next time you wish to do me a service, just speak about my work; leave my wretched person out, and my still more wretched conversation; and above all,” I added, with an irrepressible shudder, “don't tell them how I said it! There's that phrase, now: 'With a proud, glad smile.' Who cares whether I smiled or not?”

“Not at all, my friend,” I said. “Next time you want to do me a favor, just talk about my work; keep my miserable self and my even more miserable conversation out of it; and above all,” I added, shuddering uncontrollably, “don’t mention how I said it! That phrase, for instance: 'With a proud, glad smile.' Who cares if I smiled or not?”

“Oh, there now, Loudon, you're entirely wrong,” he broke in. “That's what the public likes; that's the merit of the thing, the literary value. It's to call up the scene before them; it's to enable the humblest citizen to enjoy that afternoon the same as I did. Think what it would have been to me when I was tramping around with my tin-types to find a column and a half of real, cultured conversation—an artist, in his studio abroad, talking of his art—and to know how he looked as he did it, and what the room was like, and what he had for breakfast; and to tell myself, eating tinned beans beside a creek, that if all went well, the same sort of thing would, sooner or later, happen to myself: why, Loudon, it would have been like a peephole into heaven!”

“Oh, come on, Loudon, you're completely wrong,” he interrupted. “That’s what the public enjoys; that’s the appeal of it, the literary value. It’s about bringing the scene to life for them; it’s about allowing even the most ordinary citizen to experience that afternoon just like I did. Imagine how it would have felt for me back when I was wandering around with my snapshots to stumble upon a column and a half of genuine, cultured conversation—an artist in his studio overseas discussing his craft—and to actually know what he looked like while doing it, what his workspace was like, and what he had for breakfast; and to tell myself, sitting there eating canned beans by a creek, that if everything turned out alright, something similar would eventually happen to me: honestly, Loudon, it would have been like a glimpse into heaven!”

“Well, if it gives so much pleasure,” I admitted, “the sufferers shouldn't complain. Only give the other fellows a turn.”

“Well, if it brings so much joy,” I admitted, “the ones suffering shouldn’t complain. Just let the other guys have a chance.”

The end of the matter was to bring myself and the journalist in a more close relation. If I know anything at all of human nature—and the IF is no mere figure of speech, but stands for honest doubt—no series of benefits conferred, or even dangers shared, would have so rapidly confirmed our friendship as this quarrel avoided, this fundamental difference of taste and training accepted and condoned.

The bottom line was to get myself and the journalist into a closer relationship. If I know anything about human nature—and the “if” is not just a figure of speech, but true doubt—no amount of favors done or even dangers faced together would have strengthened our friendship as quickly as avoiding this argument, accepting, and being okay with this fundamental difference in taste and background.





CHAPTER IV. IN WHICH I EXPERIENCE EXTREMES OF FORTUNE.

Whether it came from my training and repeated bankruptcy at the commercial college, or by direct inheritance from old Loudon, the Edinburgh mason, there can be no doubt about the fact that I was thrifty. Looking myself impartially over, I believe that is my only manly virtue. During my first two years in Paris I not only made it a point to keep well inside of my allowance, but accumulated considerable savings in the bank. You will say, with my masquerade of living as a penniless student, it must have been easy to do so: I should have had no difficulty, however, in doing the reverse. Indeed, it is wonderful I did not; and early in the third year, or soon after I had known Pinkerton, a singular incident proved it to have been equally wise. Quarter-day came, and brought no allowance. A letter of remonstrance was despatched, and for the first time in my experience, remained unanswered. A cablegram was more effectual; for it brought me at least a promise of attention. “Will write at once,” my father telegraphed; but I waited long for his letter. I was puzzled, angry, and alarmed; but thanks to my previous thrift, I cannot say that I was ever practically embarrassed. The embarrassment, the distress, the agony, were all for my unhappy father at home in Muskegon, struggling for life and fortune against untoward chances, returning at night from a day of ill-starred shifts and ventures, to read and perhaps to weep over that last harsh letter from his only child, to which he lacked the courage to reply.

Whether it came from my training and repeated failures at the business school, or I inherited it from old Loudon, the mason from Edinburgh, there’s no doubt that I was thrifty. Looking at myself objectively, I believe that's my only true manly quality. During my first two years in Paris, I not only made sure to stay well within my budget but also saved a decent amount in the bank. You might say that living as a broke student made it easy for me to do so; however, I could have just as easily spent it all. In fact, it's amazing that I didn't; and early in my third year, or soon after I met Pinkerton, a strange incident showed that my caution had been wise. Quarter-day arrived, but my allowance didn’t. I sent a letter of complaint, and for the first time ever, it went unanswered. A cablegram was more effective; it at least got me a promise of a response. “Will write at once,” my father messaged; but I waited a long time for his letter. I was confused, angry, and worried; but thanks to my earlier thrift, I can’t say I was ever really in a tough spot. The embarrassment, the distress, the agony all fell on my poor father back in Muskegon, struggling for life and success against tough circumstances, coming home after a day of failed jobs and ventures, to read and maybe cry over that last harsh letter from his only child, to which he didn’t have the courage to reply.

Nearly three months after time, and when my economies were beginning to run low, I received at last a letter with the customary bills of exchange.

Nearly three months later, as my savings were starting to run low, I finally received a letter along with the usual bills of exchange.

“My dearest boy,” it ran, “I believe, in the press of anxious business, your letters and even your allowance have been somewhile neglected. You must try to forgive your poor old dad, for he has had a trying time; and now when it is over, the doctor wants me to take my shotgun and go to the Adirondacks for a change. You must not fancy I am sick, only over-driven and under the weather. Many of our foremost operators have gone down: John T. M'Brady skipped to Canada with a trunkful of boodle; Billy Sandwith, Charlie Downs, Joe Kaiser, and many others of our leading men in this city bit the dust. But Big-Head Dodd has again weathered the blizzard, and I think I have fixed things so that we may be richer than ever before autumn.

“My dearest boy,” it said, “I think that with all the stress of busy work, your letters and even your allowance have been neglected for a while. You have to try to forgive your poor old dad, as he has had a tough time; and now that it’s over, the doctor wants me to take my shotgun and go to the Adirondacks for a change of scenery. You shouldn’t think I’m sick, just feeling worn out and a bit off. Many of our top players have fallen: John T. M'Brady ran off to Canada with a trunk full of cash; Billy Sandwith, Charlie Downs, Joe Kaiser, and many other leading men in this city have faced difficulties. But Big-Head Dodd has survived the storm again, and I believe I’ve arranged things so that we may be richer than ever before autumn.”

“Now I will tell you, my dear, what I propose. You say you are well advanced with your first statue; start in manfully and finish it, and if your teacher—I can never remember how to spell his name—will send me a certificate that it is up to market standard, you shall have ten thousand dollars to do what you like with, either at home or in Paris. I suggest, since you say the facilities for work are so much greater in that city, you would do well to buy or build a little home; and the first thing you know, your dad will be dropping in for a luncheon. Indeed, I would come now, for I am beginning to grow old, and I long to see my dear boy; but there are still some operations that want watching and nursing. Tell your friend, Mr. Pinkerton, that I read his letters every week; and though I have looked in vain lately for my Loudon's name, still I learn something of the life he is leading in that strange, old world, depicted by an able pen.”

“Now I’ll share my plan with you, my dear. You said you’re making good progress on your first statue; go ahead and finish it. If your teacher—I can never remember how to spell his name—sends me a certificate that it meets market standards, you’ll get ten thousand dollars to spend however you want, either here or in Paris. I suggest, since you mentioned that the work facilities are much better in that city, that you should buy or build a small place; before you know it, your dad will be popping by for lunch. Honestly, I’d come over now because I’m starting to feel my age, and I really want to see my dear boy; but there are still some procedures that need to be monitored and cared for. Tell your friend, Mr. Pinkerton, that I read his letters every week; and even though I’ve been looking for my Loudon’s name lately without success, I still learn a bit about the life he’s leading in that strange, old world, described by a talented writer.”

Here was a letter that no young man could possibly digest in solitude. It marked one of those junctures when the confidant is necessary; and the confidant selected was none other than Jim Pinkerton. My father's message may have had an influence in this decision; but I scarce suppose so, for the intimacy was already far advanced. I had a genuine and lively taste for my compatriot; I laughed at, I scolded, and I loved him. He, upon his side, paid me a kind of doglike service of admiration, gazing at me from afar off as at one who had liberally enjoyed those “advantages” which he envied for himself. He followed at heel; his laugh was ready chorus; our friends gave him the nickname of “The Henchman.” It was in this insidious form that servitude approached me.

Here was a letter that no young man could possibly digest alone. It marked one of those times when having someone to confide in is essential; and the chosen confidant was none other than Jim Pinkerton. My father's message may have played a part in this choice, but I doubt it, since our friendship was already well-established. I had a genuine and strong affection for my buddy; I laughed at him, scolded him, and loved him. He, on his part, showed a sort of dog-like loyalty, admiring me from afar as if I had easily enjoyed those “advantages” he wished for himself. He followed closely behind; his laughter was a constant backup; our friends even nicknamed him “The Henchman.” It was in this subtle way that servitude came to me.

Pinkerton and I read and re-read the famous news: he, I can swear, with an enjoyment as unalloyed and far more vocal than my own. The statue was nearly done: a few days' work sufficed to prepare it for exhibition; the master was approached; he gave his consent; and one cloudless morning of May beheld us gathered in my studio for the hour of trial. The master wore his many-hued rosette; he came attended by two of my French fellow-pupils—friends of mine and both considerable sculptors in Paris at this hour. “Corporal John” (as we used to call him) breaking for once those habits of study and reserve which have since carried him so high in the opinion of the world, had left his easel of a morning to countenance a fellow-countryman in some suspense. My dear old Romney was there by particular request; for who that knew him would think a pleasure quite complete unless he shared it, or not support a mortification more easily if he were present to console? The party was completed by John Myner, the Englishman; by the brothers Stennis,—Stennis-aine and Stennis-frere, as they used to figure on their accounts at Barbizon—a pair of hare-brained Scots; and by the inevitable Jim, as white as a sheet and bedewed with the sweat of anxiety.

Pinkerton and I read and re-read the famous news: he, I can swear, with an enjoyment that was pure and much more expressive than my own. The statue was almost finished: just a few days of work were needed to get it ready for the exhibit; the master was approached; he agreed; and one clear morning in May, we gathered in my studio for the moment of truth. The master wore his colorful rosette; he was accompanied by two of my French classmates—friends of mine who were both notable sculptors in Paris at this time. “Corporal John” (as we used to call him), breaking for once his usual habits of study and reserve that have since earned him great respect in the world, had left his easel that morning to support a fellow countryman in some nervousness. My dear old Romney was there at special request; for who that knew him would think a pleasure could be complete unless he shared it, or not be able to ease a discomfort more easily if he were present to comfort? The group was rounded out by John Myner, the Englishman; the brothers Stennis—Stennis-aine and Stennis-frere, as they used to appear on their bills at Barbizon—a pair of scatterbrained Scots; and, of course, Jim, as pale as a ghost and drenched in sweat from anxiety.

I suppose I was little better myself when I unveiled the Genius of Muskegon. The master walked about it seriously; then he smiled.

I guess I was slightly better myself when I revealed the Genius of Muskegon. The master walked around it thoughtfully; then he smiled.

“It is already not so bad,” said he, in that funny English of which he was so proud. “No, already not so bad.”

“It’s not so bad anymore,” he said, in that quirky English he was so proud of. “No, really, it’s not so bad.”

We all drew a deep breath of relief; and Corporal John (as the most considerable junior present) explained to him it was intended for a public building, a kind of prefecture—

We all let out a deep sigh of relief, and Corporal John (being the most senior among us) explained to him that it was meant for a public building, a sort of prefecture—

“He! Quoi?” cried he, relapsing into French. “Qu'est-ce que vous me chantez la? O, in America,” he added, on further information being hastily furnished. “That is anozer sing. O, very good, very good.”

“He! What?” he exclaimed, slipping back into French. “What are you singing to me? Oh, in America,” he added, after quickly receiving more information. “That's another thing. Oh, very good, very good.”

The idea of the required certificate had to be introduced to his mind in the light of a pleasantry—the fancy of a nabob little more advanced than the red Indians of “Fennimore Cooperr”; and it took all our talents combined to conceive a form of words that would be acceptable on both sides. One was found, however: Corporal John engrossed it in his undecipherable hand, the master lent it the sanction of his name and flourish, I slipped it into an envelope along with one of the two letters I had ready prepared in my pocket, and as the rest of us moved off along the boulevard to breakfast, Pinkerton was detached in a cab and duly committed it to the post.

The idea of the required certificate had to be presented to him as a joke—like the imagination of a wealthy person who was barely more advanced than the Native Americans in “Fennimore Cooper”; and it took all our combined skills to come up with wording that would satisfy both parties. We found a solution: Corporal John wrote it out in his unreadable handwriting, the master added his signature and flourish, I put it in an envelope along with one of the two letters I had already prepared in my pocket, and while the rest of us walked along the boulevard to breakfast, Pinkerton took a cab and properly mailed it.

The breakfast was ordered at Lavenue's, where no one need be ashamed to entertain even the master; the table was laid in the garden; I had chosen the bill of fare myself; on the wine question we held a council of war with the most fortunate results; and the talk, as soon as the master laid aside his painful English, became fast and furious. There were a few interruptions, indeed, in the way of toasts. The master's health had to be drunk, and he responded in a little well-turned speech, full of neat allusions to my future and to the United States; my health followed; and then my father's must not only be proposed and drunk, but a full report must be despatched to him at once by cablegram—an extravagance which was almost the means of the master's dissolution. Choosing Corporal John to be his confidant (on the ground, I presume, that he was already too good an artist to be any longer an American except in name) he summed up his amazement in one oft-repeated formula—“C'est barbare!” Apart from these genial formalities, we talked, talked of art, and talked of it as only artists can. Here in the South Seas we talk schooners most of the time; in the Quarter we talked art with the like unflagging interest, and perhaps as much result.

The breakfast was ordered at Lavenue's, where no one felt embarrassed to host even the master; the table was set in the garden; I had picked the menu myself; and when it came to choosing the wine, we had a strategic meeting with great results. As soon as the master set aside his awkward English, the conversation became lively and enthusiastic. There were a few interruptions for toasts. We had to toast the master's health, to which he replied with a nicely crafted speech full of clever references to my future and to the United States; then it was my turn to be toasted; and after that, we had to toast my father's health too, which not only needed to be proposed and drank, but we also had to send him a full report right away by cable—a luxury that almost led to the master’s undoing. Choosing Corporal John as his confidant (probably because he was already too talented to be called an American except by name), he summed up his astonishment with one commonly repeated phrase—“C'est barbare!” Aside from these friendly formalities, we talked, talked about art, and discussed it as only artists can. Here in the South Seas, we primarily talk about schooners; in the Quarter, we talked about art with similar unwavering interest, and probably with just as much payoff.

Before very long, the master went away; Corporal John (who was already a sort of young master) followed on his heels; and the rank and file were naturally relieved by their departure. We were now among equals; the bottle passed, the conversation sped. I think I can still hear the Stennis brothers pour forth their copious tirades; Dijon, my portly French fellow-student, drop witticisms well-conditioned like himself; and another (who was weak in foreign languages) dash hotly into the current of talk with some “Je trove que pore oon sontimong de delicacy, Corot ...,” or some “Pour moi Corot est le plou ...,” and then, his little raft of French foundering at once, scramble silently to shore again. He at least could understand; but to Pinkerton, I think the noise, the wine, the sun, the shadows of the leaves, and the esoteric glory of being seated at a foreign festival, made up the whole available means of entertainment.

Before long, the master left; Corporal John (who was already a bit of a young master) followed right after him; and the rest of us were naturally relieved by their departure. We were now among equals; the bottle passed around, and the conversation flowed. I can almost still hear the Stennis brothers launching into their lengthy rants; Dijon, my hefty French classmate, tossing out well-timed jokes like himself; and another guy (who struggled with foreign languages) jumping eagerly into the chat with something like “Je trove que pore oon sontimong de delicacy, Corot ...,” or “Pour moi Corot est le plou ...,” and then, with his little bit of French sinking fast, scrambling back quietly to safety. At least he could understand; but for Pinkerton, I think the noise, the wine, the sun, the shadows of the leaves, and the special thrill of being at a foreign celebration made up all the entertainment he needed.

We sat down about half past eleven; I suppose it was two when, some point arising and some particular picture being instanced, an adjournment to the Louvre was proposed. I paid the score, and in a moment we were trooping down the Rue de Renne. It was smoking hot; Paris glittered with that superficial brilliancy which is so agreeable to the man in high spirits, and in moods of dejection so depressing; the wine sang in my ears, it danced and brightened in my eyes. The pictures that we saw that afternoon, as we sped briskly and loquaciously through the immortal galleries, appear to me, upon a retrospect, the loveliest of all; the comments we exchanged to have touched the highest mark of criticism, grave or gay.

We sat down around 11:30; I guess it was around 2 when, during a discussion about something specific and a particular painting being mentioned, someone suggested we head to the Louvre. I paid the bill, and soon we were heading down the Rue de Renne. It was sweltering; Paris sparkled with that superficial glow that feels so nice when you're in a good mood and so discouraging when you're feeling down; the wine buzzed in my ears, swirling and brightening my vision. The artworks we saw that afternoon, as we moved quickly and chatted excitedly through the famous galleries, now seem to me the most beautiful of all; the conversations we had hit the highest marks of criticism, whether serious or lighthearted.

It was only when we issued again from the museum that a difference of race broke up the party. Dijon proposed an adjournment to a cafe, there to finish the afternoon on beer; the elder Stennis, revolted at the thought, moved for the country, a forest if possible, and a long walk. At once the English speakers rallied to the name of any exercise: even to me, who have been often twitted with my sedentary habits, the thought of country air and stillness proved invincibly attractive. It appeared, upon investigation, we had just time to hail a cab and catch one of the fast trains for Fontainebleau. Beyond the clothes we stood in, all were destitute of what is called (with dainty vagueness) personal effects; and it was earnestly mooted, on the other side, whether we had not time to call upon the way and pack a satchel? But the Stennis boys exclaimed upon our effeminacy. They had come from London, it appeared, a week before with nothing but greatcoats and tooth-brushes. No baggage—there was the secret of existence. It was expensive, to be sure; for every time you had to comb your hair, a barber must be paid, and every time you changed your linen, one shirt must be bought and another thrown away; but anything was better (argued these young gentlemen) than to be the slaves of haversacks. “A fellow has to get rid gradually of all material attachments; that was manhood” (said they); “and as long as you were bound down to anything,—house, umbrella, or portmanteau,—you were still tethered by the umbilical cord.” Something engaging in this theory carried the most of us away. The two Frenchmen, indeed, retired, scoffing, to their bock; and Romney, being too poor to join the excursion on his own resources and too proud to borrow, melted unobtrusively away. Meanwhile the remainder of the company crowded the benches of a cab; the horse was urged (as horses have to be) by an appeal to the pocket of the driver; the train caught by the inside of a minute; and in less than an hour and a half we were breathing deep of the sweet air of the forest and stretching our legs up the hill from Fontainebleau octroi, bound for Barbizon. That the leading members of our party covered the distance in fifty-one minutes and a half is (I believe) one of the historic landmarks of the colony; but you will scarce be surprised to learn that I was somewhat in the rear. Myner, a comparatively philosophic Briton, kept me company in my deliberate advance; the glory of the sun's going down, the fall of the long shadows, the inimitable scent and the inspiration of the woods, attuned me more and more to walk in a silence which progressively infected my companion; and I remember that, when at last he spoke, I was startled from a deep abstraction.

It was only when we left the museum that a difference in race broke up the group. Dijon suggested heading to a café to enjoy the afternoon with some beer; the older Stennis, disgusted at the idea, proposed going to the countryside, preferably to a forest, for a long walk. Immediately, the English speakers rallied around the idea of any sort of physical activity: even I, who have often been made fun of for being lazy, found the idea of fresh country air and peace incredibly appealing. Upon checking, we found we had just enough time to grab a cab and catch one of the fast trains to Fontainebleau. Aside from the clothes we were wearing, we had nothing that could be called (with a delicate ambiguity) personal belongings; there was a serious discussion about whether we had time to stop and pack a bag. But the Stennis boys mocked our weakness. They had come from London just a week earlier with only their overcoats and toothbrushes. No baggage—there was the secret to living. It was, of course, costly; each time you needed to comb your hair, you had to pay a barber, and every time you changed your shirt, you had to buy a new one and throw the old one away; but anything was better (argued these young men) than being slaves to backpacks. “A guy has to gradually get rid of all material attachments; that’s what being a man is” (they said); “and as long as you’re tied down to anything—house, umbrella, or suitcase—you’re still connected by the umbilical cord.” Something appealing about this idea swayed most of us. The two Frenchmen, however, scoffed and went back to their beer; and Romney, being too broke to join the trip and too proud to borrow, quietly slipped away. Meanwhile, the rest of us packed into a cab; we encouraged the horse to go (as drivers often need appealing to their pockets); we caught the train with less than a minute to spare; and in less than an hour and a half, we were breathing in the sweet air of the forest and stretching our legs up the hill from Fontainebleau’s customs office, heading toward Barbizon. That the main members of our group made it in fifty-one and a half minutes is (I believe) one of the landmark achievements of the colony; but you won’t be surprised to find that I lagged a bit behind. Myner, a relatively philosophical Brit, accompanied me in my slow progress; the beauty of the sun setting, the long shadows falling, the unique scent, and the inspiration of the woods, made me more and more inclined to walk in silence, which gradually affected my companion too; and I remember when he finally spoke, I was jolted out of a deep trance.

“Your father seems to be a pretty good kind of a father,” said he. “Why don't he come to see you?” I was ready with some dozen of reasons, and had more in stock; but Myner, with that shrewdness which made him feared and admired, suddenly fixed me with his eye-glass and asked, “Ever press him?”

“Your dad seems to be a pretty good kind of dad,” he said. “Why doesn’t he come to see you?” I had a bunch of reasons ready and more on hand; but Myner, with that cleverness that made him both feared and admired, suddenly focused his eye-glass on me and asked, “Have you ever pushed him on it?”

The blood came in my face. No; I had never pressed him; I had never even encouraged him to come. I was proud of him; proud of his handsome looks, of his kind, gentle ways, of that bright face he could show when others were happy; proud, too (meanly proud, if you like) of his great wealth and startling liberalities. And yet he would have been in the way of my Paris life, of much of which he would have disapproved. I had feared to expose to criticism his innocent remarks on art; I had told myself, I had even partly believed, he did not want to come; I had been (and still am) convinced that he was sure to be unhappy out of Muskegon; in short, I had a thousand reasons, good and bad, not all of which could alter one iota of the fact that I knew he only waited for my invitation.

Blood rushed to my face. No; I had never pushed him; I had never even suggested that he come. I was proud of him; proud of his good looks, his kind and gentle nature, and the bright smile he showed when others were happy; proud, too (if you want to call it mean pride) of his wealth and generous nature. And yet he would have disrupted my life in Paris, much of which he would have disapproved of. I was afraid to expose his innocent comments about art to criticism; I had convinced myself, and even partly believed, that he didn’t want to visit; I had been (and still am) sure that he would be unhappy outside of Muskegon; in short, I had a thousand reasons, both good and bad, none of which changed the fact that I knew he was just waiting for my invitation.

“Thank you, Myner,” said I; “you're a much better fellow than ever I supposed. I'll write to-night.”

“Thanks, Myner,” I said; “you're a much better guy than I ever thought. I'll write tonight.”

“O, you're a pretty decent sort yourself,” returned Myner, with more than his usual flippancy of manner, but (as I was gratefully aware) not a trace of his occasional irony of meaning.

“O, you're a pretty decent person yourself,” Myner replied, with more than his usual casualness, but (as I was gratefully aware) without a hint of his occasional sarcasm.

Well, these were brave days, on which I could dwell forever. Brave, too, were those that followed, when Pinkerton and I walked Paris and the suburbs, viewing and pricing houses for my new establishment, or covered ourselves with dust and returned laden with Chinese gods and brass warming-pans from the dealers in antiquities. I found Pinkerton well up in the situation of these establishments as well as in the current prices, and with quite a smattering of critical judgment; it turned out he was investing capital in pictures and curiosities for the States, and the superficial thoroughness of the creature appeared in the fact, that although he would never be a connoisseur, he was already something of an expert. The things themselves left him as near as may be cold; but he had a joy of his own in understanding how to buy and sell them.

Well, these were exciting days that I could think about forever. The days that followed were also brave, when Pinkerton and I walked around Paris and the suburbs, checking out and pricing houses for my new place, or getting dusty and coming back loaded with Chinese figurines and brass warming pans from the antique dealers. I found that Pinkerton was well-informed about these shops as well as the current prices, and he had a decent grasp of what’s good and what’s not; it turned out he was investing money in art and curiosities for the States, and the way he approached things showed that while he would never be a true expert, he was already somewhat knowledgeable. The objects themselves didn’t excite him much, but he found his own pleasure in knowing how to buy and sell them.

In such engagements the time passed until I might very well expect an answer from my father. Two mails followed each other, and brought nothing. By the third I received a long and almost incoherent letter of remorse, encouragement, consolation, and despair. From this pitiful document, which (with a movement of piety) I burned as soon as I had read it, I gathered that the bubble of my father's wealth was burst, that he was now both penniless and sick; and that I, so far from expecting ten thousand dollars to throw away in juvenile extravagance, must look no longer for the quarterly remittances on which I lived. My case was hard enough; but I had sense enough to perceive, and decency enough to do my duty. I sold my curiosities, or rather I sent Pinkerton to sell them; and he had previously bought and now disposed of them so wisely that the loss was trifling. This, with what remained of my last allowance, left me at the head of no less than five thousand francs. Five hundred I reserved for my own immediate necessities; the rest I mailed inside of the week to my father at Muskegon, where they came in time to pay his funeral expenses.

During that time, I waited for my father to respond. Two letters came and went, but they brought nothing. By the third letter, I received a long and nearly incoherent message filled with regret, encouragement, consolation, and despair. From this sad letter, which I burned out of a sense of respect as soon as I finished reading it, I understood that my father's wealth had disappeared, leaving him both broke and ill; and that instead of expecting ten thousand dollars for my youthful indulgences, I could no longer count on the quarterly payments that supported me. My situation was tough, but I had the sense to recognize it and the decency to act responsibly. I sold my collectibles—or rather, I had Pinkerton handle their sale; he had previously bought them and managed to sell them so well that I hardly lost anything. This, combined with what was left of my last allowance, left me with a total of five thousand francs. I kept five hundred for my immediate needs and mailed the rest within the week to my father in Muskegon, where it arrived just in time to cover his funeral expenses.

The news of his death was scarcely a surprise and scarce a grief to me. I could not conceive my father a poor man. He had led too long a life of thoughtless and generous profusion to endure the change; and though I grieved for myself, I was able to rejoice that my father had been taken from the battle. I grieved, I say, for myself; and it is probable there were at the same date many thousands of persons grieving with less cause. I had lost my father; I had lost the allowance; my whole fortune (including what had been returned from Muskegon) scarce amounted to a thousand francs; and to crown my sorrows, the statuary contract had changed hands. The new contractor had a son of his own, or else a nephew; and it was signified to me, with business-like plainness, that I must find another market for my pigs. In the meanwhile I had given up my room, and slept on a truckle-bed in the corner of the studio, where as I read myself to sleep at night, and when I awoke in the morning, that now useless bulk, the Genius of Muskegon, was ever present to my eyes. Poor stone lady! born to be enthroned under the gilded, echoing dome of the new capitol, whither was she now to drift? for what base purposes be ultimately broken up, like an unseaworthy ship? and what should befall her ill-starred artificer, standing, with his thousand francs, on the threshold of a life so hard as that of the unbefriended sculptor?

The news of his death didn't really surprise me or make me sad. I couldn’t picture my father as a poor man. He had lived too long with carefree generosity to handle this change; and while I mourned for myself, I found some comfort in knowing my father had been spared from the fight. I mourned, I admit, for myself; and it’s likely that at the same time, many thousands of others were grieving for reasons not as significant. I had lost my father; I had lost my allowance; my entire fortune (including what had been returned from Muskegon) barely added up to a thousand francs; and to add to my sadness, the statue contract had changed hands. The new contractor had a son or maybe a nephew; and I was told, in a straightforward manner, that I needed to find a new market for my pigs. In the meantime, I had given up my room and was sleeping on a trundle bed in the corner of the studio, where I read myself to sleep at night, and when I woke up in the morning, that now-useless statue, the Genius of Muskegon, was always before my eyes. Poor stone lady! Born to be placed under the gilded, echoing dome of the new capitol, where was she now to go? For what unworthy purposes would she ultimately be broken up, like a ship that couldn’t sail? And what fate awaited her unfortunate creator, standing with his thousand francs at the start of a life so tough for a sculptor without connections?

It was a subject often and earnestly debated by myself and Pinkerton. In his opinion, I should instantly discard my profession. “Just drop it, here and now,” he would say. “Come back home with me, and let's throw our whole soul into business. I have the capital; you bring the culture. Dodd & Pinkerton—I never saw a better name for an advertisement; and you can't think, Loudon, how much depends upon a name.” On my side, I would admit that a sculptor should possess one of three things—capital, influence, or an energy only to be qualified as hellish. The first two I had now lost; to the third I never had the smallest claim; and yet I wanted the cowardice (or perhaps it was the courage) to turn my back on my career without a fight. I told him, besides, that however poor my chances were in sculpture, I was convinced they were yet worse in business, for which I equally lacked taste and aptitude. But upon this head, he was my father over again; assured me that I spoke in ignorance; that any intelligent and cultured person was Bound to succeed; that I must, besides, have inherited some of my father's fitness; and, at any rate, that I had been regularly trained for that career in the commercial college.

It was a topic that Pinkerton and I often discussed intensely. He believed I should just give up my profession immediately. “Just quit it, right now,” he would say. “Come back home with me, and let’s put our hearts into the business. I have the capital; you bring the creativity. Dodd & Pinkerton—I’ve never seen a better name for an ad; and you can’t imagine, Loudon, how much a name matters.” I would admit that a sculptor needs one of three things—capital, connections, or a relentless energy that could only be described as insane. I had lost the first two; I never had any claim to the third; and yet I wanted the cowardice (or maybe it was the bravery) to turn my back on my career without putting up a fight. I also told him that while my chances in sculpture were poor, I was sure they were even worse in business, for which I had no taste or skill. But on this point, he was just like my father; he assured me I was speaking from ignorance, that any smart and cultured person is bound to succeed, that I must have inherited some of my father’s abilities, and that, in any case, I had been properly trained for that career in commercial college.

“Pinkerton,” I said, “can't you understand that, as long as I was there, I never took the smallest interest in any stricken thing? The whole affair was poison to me.”

“Pinkerton,” I said, “can’t you see that, while I was there, I never cared at all about anything that was suffering? The whole situation was toxic for me.”

“It's not possible,” he would cry; “it can't be; you couldn't live in the midst of it and not feel the charm; with all your poetry of soul, you couldn't help! Loudon,” he would go on, “you drive me crazy. You expect a man to be all broken up about the sunset, and not to care a dime for a place where fortunes are fought for and made and lost all day; or for a career that consists in studying up life till you have it at your finger-ends, spying out every cranny where you can get your hand in and a dollar out, and standing there in the midst—one foot on bankruptcy, the other on a borrowed dollar, and the whole thing spinning round you like a mill—raking in the stamps, in spite of fate and fortune.”

“It's impossible,” he would shout; “it can't be; you can't be right there and not feel the magic; with all your poetic soul, you just couldn't help it! Loudon,” he would continue, “you're driving me insane. You expect a guy to be all emotional about the sunset, while he doesn't give a hoot about a place where fortunes are fought for, made, and lost all day long; or about a career that involves studying life until you have it all figured out, looking for every little opportunity to grab a buck, and standing right there—one foot in bankruptcy, the other on a borrowed dollar, with everything spinning around you like a mill—collecting the cash, despite fate and fortune.”

To this romance of dickering I would reply with the romance (which is also the virtue) of art: reminding him of those examples of constancy through many tribulations, with which the role of Apollo is illustrated; from the case of Millet, to those of many of our friends and comrades, who had chosen this agreeable mountain path through life, and were now bravely clambering among rocks and brambles, penniless and hopeful.

To this negotiation about love, I would respond with the beauty (which is also the strength) of art: reminding him of the examples of loyalty through various challenges, like the stories of Apollo; from Millet’s case to those of many of our friends and peers, who had chosen this enjoyable journey through life and were now courageously climbing over rocks and thorns, broke but full of hope.

“You will never understand it, Pinkerton,” I would say. “You look to the result, you want to see some profit of your endeavours: that is why you could never learn to paint, if you lived to be Methusalem. The result is always a fizzle: the eyes of the artist are turned in; he lives for a frame of mind. Look at Romney, now. There is the nature of the artist. He hasn't a cent; and if you offered him to-morrow the command of an army, or the presidentship of the United States, he wouldn't take it, and you know he wouldn't.”

“You’ll never get it, Pinkerton,” I would say. “You focus on the outcome, you want to see some payoff from your efforts: that’s why you could never learn to paint, even if you lived to be Methuselah. The result is always a letdown: the artist’s gaze is inward; he lives for the creative mindset. Look at Romney, for instance. That’s the essence of an artist. He’s broke; and if you offered him tomorrow the chance to command an army or the presidency, he wouldn’t accept it, and you know he wouldn’t.”

“I suppose not,” Pinkerton would cry, scouring his hair with both his hands; “and I can't see why; I can't see what in fits he would be after, not to; I don't seem to rise to these views. Of course, it's the fault of not having had advantages in early life; but, Loudon, I'm so miserably low that it seems to me silly. The fact is,” he might add with a smile, “I don't seem to have the least use for a frame of mind without square meals; and you can't get it out of my head that it's a man's duty to die rich, if he can.”

“I guess not,” Pinkerton exclaimed, running his fingers through his hair. “And I don’t understand why; I can’t figure out what he’d want to do that for; I just don’t get that perspective. Sure, it’s probably because I didn’t have the same advantages in life as others, but, Loudon, I feel so down that it seems pointless. The truth is,” he might add with a smile, “I just can’t see the value in a mindset that doesn’t involve having enough to eat; and I can’t shake the belief that it’s a man’s responsibility to die wealthy, if he can.”

“What for?” I asked him once.

“What for?” I asked him once.

“O, I don't know,” he replied. “Why in snakes should anybody want to be a sculptor, if you come to that? I would love to sculp myself. But what I can't see is why you should want to do nothing else. It seems to argue a poverty of nature.”

“O, I don’t know,” he replied. “Why on earth would anyone want to be a sculptor, if you think about it? I would love to sculpt myself. But what I don’t understand is why you would want to do nothing else. It seems to show a lack of creativity.”

Whether or not he ever came to understand me—and I have been so tossed about since then that I am not very sure I understand myself—he soon perceived that I was perfectly in earnest; and after about ten days of argument, suddenly dropped the subject, and announced that he was wasting capital, and must go home at once. No doubt he should have gone long before, and had already lingered over his intended time for the sake of our companionship and my misfortune; but man is so unjustly minded that the very fact, which ought to have disarmed, only embittered my vexation. I resented his departure in the light of a desertion; I would not say, but doubtless I betrayed it; and something hang-dog in the man's face and bearing led me to believe he was himself remorseful. It is certain at least that, during the time of his preparations, we drew sensibly apart—a circumstance that I recall with shame. On the last day, he had me to dinner at a restaurant which he knew I had formerly frequented, and had only forsworn of late from considerations of economy. He seemed ill at ease; I was myself both sorry and sulky; and the meal passed with little conversation.

Whether or not he ever really understood me—and I’ve been through so much since then that I’m not even sure I understand myself—I soon noticed that he recognized I was completely serious. After about ten days of debate, he abruptly dropped the topic and declared that he was wasting resources and needed to go home immediately. He probably should have left long before and had already extended his stay out of our friendship and my troubles. But people are so unfairly judgmental that what should have eased my feelings only made my frustration worse. I took his departure as a betrayal; I wouldn’t say it, but I probably showed it; and there was something guilty in his expression and demeanor that made me think he felt regretful himself. It’s definitely true that during the time he was getting ready to leave, we started to drift apart—a fact I remember with embarrassment. On his last day, he took me out for dinner at a restaurant he knew I used to go to but had stopped visiting recently due to budgeting. He seemed uncomfortable; I felt both sad and sullen; and the dinner went by with hardly any conversation.

“Now, Loudon,” said he, with a visible effort, after the coffee was come and our pipes lighted, “you can never understand the gratitude and loyalty I bear you. You don't know what a boon it is to be taken up by a man that stands on the pinnacle of civilization; you can't think how it's refined and purified me, how it's appealed to my spiritual nature; and I want to tell you that I would die at your door like a dog.”

“Now, Loudon,” he said, with clear effort, after the coffee had arrived and we had lit our pipes, “you can’t possibly understand the gratitude and loyalty I feel for you. You have no idea what a blessing it is to be taken under the wing of a man who stands at the top of civilization; you can’t imagine how it’s refined and purified me, how it’s touched my spirit; and I want to say that I would die at your doorstep like a dog.”

I don't know what answer I tried to make, but he cut me short.

I don’t know what response I was trying to give, but he cut me off.

“Let me say it out!” he cried. “I revere you for your whole-souled devotion to art; I can't rise to it, but there's a strain of poetry in my nature, Loudon, that responds to it. I want you to carry it out, and I mean to help you.”

“Let me say it clearly!” he shouted. “I admire you for your complete dedication to art; I can't quite reach that level, but there's a bit of poetry in me, Loudon, that connects with it. I want you to pursue it, and I intend to support you.”

“Pinkerton, what nonsense is this?” I interrupted.

“Pinkerton, what is this nonsense?” I interrupted.

“Now don't get mad, Loudon; this is a plain piece of business,” said he; “it's done every day; it's even typical. How are all those fellows over here in Paris, Henderson, Sumner, Long?—it's all the same story: a young man just plum full of artistic genius on the one side, a man of business on the other who doesn't know what to do with his dollars—”

“Now don’t get upset, Loudon; this is straightforward business,” he said; “it happens every day; it’s even typical. How are all those guys over here in Paris, Henderson, Sumner, Long?—it’s the same old story: a young man bursting with artistic talent on one side, and a businessman on the other who has no idea what to do with his money—”

“But, you fool, you're as poor as a rat,” I cried.

“But, you fool, you're as broke as a rat,” I cried.

“You wait till I get my irons in the fire!” returned Pinkerton. “I'm bound to be rich; and I tell you I mean to have some of the fun as I go along. Here's your first allowance; take it at the hand of a friend; I'm one that holds friendship sacred as you do yourself. It's only a hundred francs; you'll get the same every month, and as soon as my business begins to expand we'll increase it to something fitting. And so far from it's being a favour, just let me handle your statuary for the American market, and I'll call it one of the smartest strokes of business in my life.”

“You wait until I get my projects started!” Pinkerton replied. “I’m determined to be rich, and I want to enjoy some of the ride along the way. Here’s your first payment; take it from a friend. I value friendship as much as you do. It’s only a hundred francs; you’ll get the same amount every month, and as soon as my business starts to grow, we’ll boost it to a more fitting sum. And far from it being a favor, just let me handle your sculptures for the American market, and I’ll consider it one of the smartest business moves I’ve ever made.”

It took me a long time, and it had cost us both much grateful and painful emotion, before I had finally managed to refuse his offer and compounded for a bottle of particular wine. He dropped the subject at last suddenly with a “Never mind; that's all done with,” nor did he again refer to the subject, though we passed together the rest of the afternoon, and I accompanied him, on his departure; to the doors of the waiting-room at St. Lazare. I felt myself strangely alone; a voice told me that I had rejected both the counsels of wisdom and the helping hand of friendship; and as I passed through the great bright city on my homeward way, I measured it for the first time with the eye of an adversary.

It took me a long time, and it cost us both a lot of gratitude and pain, before I finally managed to decline his offer and settled for a bottle of specific wine. He suddenly dropped the subject with a casual, “Never mind; that's all behind us,” and he didn’t bring it up again, even though we spent the rest of the afternoon together, and I walked with him to the doors of the waiting room at St. Lazare when he left. I felt oddly alone; a voice inside me said I had turned down both wise advice and a friend's support; and as I made my way through the bright city on my way home, I saw it for the first time as an opponent.





CHAPTER V. IN WHICH I AM DOWN ON MY LUCK IN PARIS.

In no part of the world is starvation an agreeable business; but I believe it is admitted there is no worse place to starve in than this city of Paris. The appearances of life are there so especially gay, it is so much a magnified beer-garden, the houses are so ornate, the theatres so numerous, the very pace of the vehicles is so brisk, that a man in any deep concern of mind or pain of body is constantly driven in upon himself. In his own eyes, he seems the one serious creature moving in a world of horrible unreality; voluble people issuing from a cafe, the queue at theatre doors, Sunday cabfuls of second-rate pleasure-seekers, the bedizened ladies of the pavement, the show in the jewellers' windows—all the familiar sights contributing to flout his own unhappiness, want, and isolation. At the same time, if he be at all after my pattern, he is perhaps supported by a childish satisfaction: this is life at last, he may tell himself, this is the real thing; the bladders on which I was set swimming are now empty, my own weight depends upon the ocean; by my own exertions I must perish or succeed; and I am now enduring in the vivid fact, what I so much delighted to read of in the case of Lonsteau or Lucien, Rodolphe or Schaunard.

In no part of the world is starvation enjoyable; but it’s widely accepted that there’s no worse place to starve than in this city of Paris. The vibe of life there is especially cheerful, it feels like a giant beer garden, the buildings are so fancy, the theaters so numerous, and the pace of the vehicles is so fast that someone dealing with deep worries or physical pain is constantly drawn inward. To himself, he appears to be the only serious person moving in a world of terrible unreality; chatty people coming out of cafes, the line outside theater doors, Sunday rides filled with second-rate pleasure-seekers, the flashy ladies on the streets, the displays in the jewelers' windows—all the familiar sights mocking his own unhappiness, need, and loneliness. At the same time, if he’s anything like me, he might find a childish satisfaction in it: this is life at last, he might think, this is the real deal; the floats I was set adrift on are now empty, my own weight is at stake; by my own efforts, I must either fail or succeed; and I’m now experiencing in real life what I used to love reading about in the stories of Lonsteau or Lucien, Rodolphe or Schaunard.

Of the steps of my misery, I cannot tell at length. In ordinary times what were politically called “loans” (although they were never meant to be repaid) were matters of constant course among the students, and many a man has partly lived on them for years. But my misfortune befell me at an awkward juncture. Many of my friends were gone; others were themselves in a precarious situation. Romney (for instance) was reduced to tramping Paris in a pair of country sabots, his only suit of clothes so imperfect (in spite of cunningly adjusted pins) that the authorities at the Luxembourg suggested his withdrawal from the gallery. Dijon, too, was on a leeshore, designing clocks and gas-brackets for a dealer; and the most he could do was to offer me a corner of his studio where I might work. My own studio (it will be gathered) I had by that time lost; and in the course of my expulsion the Genius of Muskegon was finally separated from her author. To continue to possess a full-sized statue, a man must have a studio, a gallery, or at least the freedom of a back garden. He cannot carry it about with him, like a satchel, in the bottom of a cab, nor can he cohabit in a garret, ten by fifteen, with so momentous a companion. It was my first idea to leave her behind at my departure. There, in her birthplace, she might lend an inspiration, methought, to my successor. But the proprietor, with whom I had unhappily quarrelled, seized the occasion to be disagreeable, and called upon me to remove my property. For a man in such straits as I now found myself, the hire of a lorry was a consideration; and yet even that I could have faced, if I had had anywhere to drive to after it was hired. Hysterical laughter seized upon me as I beheld (in imagination) myself, the waggoner, and the Genius of Muskegon, standing in the public view of Paris, without the shadow of a destination; perhaps driving at last to the nearest rubbish heap, and dumping there, among the ordures of a city, the beloved child of my invention. From these extremities I was relieved by a seasonable offer, and I parted from the Genius of Muskegon for thirty francs. Where she now stands, under what name she is admired or criticised, history does not inform us; but I like to think she may adorn the shrubbery of some suburban tea-garden, where holiday shop-girls hang their hats upon the mother, and their swains (by way of an approach of gallantry) identify the winged infant with the god of love.

I can't go into all the details of my misery. Usually, what were politically called “loans” (even though they were never intended to be paid back) were a regular part of life for the students, and many had relied on them for years. But my bad luck hit me at a tough time. Many of my friends were gone; others were struggling themselves. For example, Romney was walking around Paris in a pair of wooden shoes, and his only outfit was so patched (despite clever use of pins) that the officials at the Luxembourg suggested he stop showing it off in the gallery. Dijon was barely getting by, designing clocks and gas fixtures for a dealer; the best he could do was offer me a spot in his studio to work. By that point, I had lost my own studio, and during my expulsion, the Genius of Muskegon was finally separated from me. To keep a full-sized statue, a person needs a studio, a gallery, or at least access to a backyard. You can't just carry it around like a backpack in a cab, nor can you squeeze it into a tiny attic room with such an important companion. My first thought was to leave her behind when I left. There, in her birthplace, she might inspire whoever came next. But the landlord, with whom I had unfortunately fallen out, took the opportunity to be difficult and told me to take my things away. For someone in my tough situation, hiring a moving truck was a big deal; but even that I could have managed if I had anywhere to take it. I burst into hysterical laughter as I imagined myself, the driver, and the Genius of Muskegon, standing in plain sight in Paris, with no idea where to go next; maybe ending up at the nearest dump, tossing away the beloved creation of my imagination among the city's refuse. Just in time, I got a reasonable offer, and I let go of the Genius of Muskegon for thirty francs. Where she stands now, under what name she is admired or criticized, history doesn’t tell us; but I like to think she might brighten up the garden of some suburban tearoom, where holiday shopgirls hang their hats on her, and their boyfriends, trying to be romantic, mistake the winged infant for the god of love.

In a certain cabman's eating-house on the outer boulevard I got credit for my midday meal. Supper I was supposed not to require, sitting down nightly to the delicate table of some rich acquaintances. This arrangement was extremely ill-considered. My fable, credible enough at first, and so long as my clothes were in good order, must have seemed worse than doubtful after my coat became frayed about the edges, and my boots began to squelch and pipe along the restaurant floors. The allowance of one meal a day besides, though suitable enough to the state of my finances, agreed poorly with my stomach. The restaurant was a place I had often visited experimentally, to taste the life of students then more unfortunate than myself; and I had never in those days entered it without disgust, or left it without nausea. It was strange to find myself sitting down with avidity, rising up with satisfaction, and counting the hours that divided me from my return to such a table. But hunger is a great magician; and so soon as I had spent my ready cash, and could no longer fill up on bowls of chocolate or hunks of bread, I must depend entirely on that cabman's eating-house, and upon certain rare, long-expected, long-remembered windfalls. Dijon (for instance) might get paid for some of his pot-boiling work, or else an old friend would pass through Paris; and then I would be entertained to a meal after my own soul, and contract a Latin Quarter loan, which would keep me in tobacco and my morning coffee for a fortnight. It might be thought the latter would appear the more important. It might be supposed that a life, led so near the confines of actual famine, should have dulled the nicety of my palate. On the contrary, the poorer a man's diet, the more sharply is he set on dainties. The last of my ready cash, about thirty francs, was deliberately squandered on a single dinner; and a great part of my time when I was alone was passed upon the details of imaginary feasts.

In a certain cab driver's diner on the outer boulevard, I was able to get credit for my lunch. I was expected not to need dinner since I joined some wealthy friends for a fancy meal every night. This arrangement was poorly thought out. My story seemed believable at first, as long as my clothes were in decent shape, but it must have looked questionable after my coat became frayed and my boots started to squish and squeak across the restaurant floors. Only getting one meal a day, which was fine considering my finances, didn’t agree with my stomach. The diner was a place I'd often tried out before, to experience the life of students who were worse off than I was; and I had never entered it without feeling disgusted or left it without feeling sick. It was odd to find myself sitting down eagerly, getting up satisfied, and counting the hours until I could return to that table. But hunger is a powerful force; as soon as I ran out of cash and couldn’t fill up on bowls of chocolate or pieces of bread anymore, I had to rely entirely on that cab driver's diner, along with a few rare and long-anticipated windfalls. For example, Dijon might get paid for some of his odd jobs, or an old friend might stop by Paris; and then I would enjoy a meal that really appealed to me and take out a loan for the Latin Quarter, which would keep me in tobacco and morning coffee for two weeks. One might think the coffee would seem more important. You might assume that living so close to actual hunger would dull my taste, but actually, the poorer a person’s diet, the more they crave delicacies. I deliberately spent my last bit of cash, about thirty francs, on a single dinner, and a lot of my free time when I was alone was spent dreaming up details of imaginary feasts.

One gleam of hope visited me—an order for a bust from a rich Southerner. He was free-handed, jolly of speech, merry of countenance; kept me in good humour through the sittings, and when they were over, carried me off with him to dinner and the sights of Paris. I ate well; I laid on flesh; by all accounts, I made a favourable likeness of the being, and I confess I thought my future was assured. But when the bust was done, and I had despatched it across the Atlantic, I could never so much as learn of its arrival. The blow felled me; I should have lain down and tried no stroke to right myself, had not the honour of my country been involved. For Dijon improved the opportunity in the European style; informing me (for the first time) of the manners of America: how it was a den of banditti without the smallest rudiment of law or order, and debts could be there only collected with a shotgun. “The whole world knows it,” he would say; “you are alone, mon petit Loudon, you are alone to be in ignorance of these facts. The judges of the Supreme Court fought but the other day with stilettos on the bench at Cincinnati. You should read the little book of one of my friends: Le Touriste dans le Far-West; you will see it all there in good French.” At last, incensed by days of such discussion, I undertook to prove to him the contrary, and put the affair in the hands of my late father's lawyer. From him I had the gratification of hearing, after a due interval, that my debtor was dead of the yellow fever in Key West, and had left his affairs in some confusion. I suppress his name; for though he treated me with cruel nonchalance, it is probable he meant to deal fairly in the end.

One glimmer of hope came my way—an order for a bust from a wealthy Southerner. He was generous, cheerful in conversation, and had a joyful demeanor; he kept me in good spirits during the sittings, and when they were done, he took me out for dinner and to see the sights of Paris. I ate well and gained some weight; by all accounts, I created a good likeness of him, and I honestly thought my future was secure. But once the bust was finished and I shipped it across the Atlantic, I could never find out if it arrived. The blow hit me hard; I would have given up and not tried to get back on my feet if it weren’t for my country’s honor being at stake. Dijon took this chance to go off on the European style; he told me (for the first time) about America’s ways: how it was a place full of bandits with no law or order, and debts could only be collected with a shotgun. “The whole world knows it,” he would say; “you are alone, my little Loudon, you are the only one ignorant of these truths. The Supreme Court judges were just fighting with knives on the bench in Cincinnati. You should read the little book by one of my friends: Le Touriste dans le Far-West; you'll find it all written there in great French.” Finally, frustrated by days of this talk, I decided to prove him wrong and handed the matter over to my late father's lawyer. After some time, I was pleased to learn that my debtor had died from yellow fever in Key West and had left his affairs in a bit of a mess. I won't mention his name; even though he treated me with cruel indifference, it’s likely he intended to settle things fairly in the end.

Soon after this a shade of change in my reception at the cabman's eating-house marked the beginning of a new phase in my distress. The first day, I told myself it was but fancy; the next, I made quite sure it was a fact; the third, in mere panic I stayed away, and went for forty-eight hours fasting. This was an act of great unreason; for the debtor who stays away is but the more remarked, and the boarder who misses a meal is sure to be accused of infidelity. On the fourth day, therefore, I returned, inwardly quaking. The proprietor looked askance upon my entrance; the waitresses (who were his daughters) neglected my wants and sniffed at the affected joviality of my salutations; last and most plain, when I called for a suisse (such as was being served to all the other diners) I was bluntly told there were no more. It was obvious I was near the end of my tether; one plank divided me from want, and now I felt it tremble. I passed a sleepless night, and the first thing in the morning took my way to Myner's studio. It was a step I had long meditated and long refrained from; for I was scarce intimate with the Englishman; and though I knew him to possess plenty of money, neither his manner nor his reputation were the least encouraging to beggars.

Soon after this, I noticed a change in how I was treated at the cabman's eating house, marking the start of a new level of distress for me. On the first day, I convinced myself it was just my imagination; by the next day, I was sure it was real; and on the third day, in a panic, I decided to skip it altogether and fasted for forty-eight hours. This was a pretty irrational choice, because a debtor who disappears only draws more attention, and a boarder who misses a meal is definitely seen as untrustworthy. So on the fourth day, I returned, feeling anxious inside. The owner eyed me suspiciously when I walked in; the waitresses, who were his daughters, ignored my needs and rolled their eyes at my overly cheerful greetings; and most clearly, when I asked for a suisse (just like everyone else was being served), I was flat-out told there were none left. It was clear I was at my breaking point; just one more setback would lead me to desperation, and now I could feel it coming. I spent a sleepless night, and first thing in the morning, I made my way to Myner's studio. It was a move I had thought about for a long time but hadn’t acted on; I hardly knew the Englishman, and while I knew he had plenty of money, his manner and reputation didn’t offer much hope for someone in need.

I found him at work on a picture, which I was able conscientiously to praise, dressed in his usual tweeds, plain, but pretty fresh, and standing out in disagreeable contrast to my own withered and degraded outfit. As we talked, he continued to shift his eyes watchfully between his handiwork and the fat model, who sat at the far end of the studio in a state of nature, with one arm gallantly arched above her head. My errand would have been difficult enough under the best of circumstances: placed between Myner, immersed in his art, and the white, fat, naked female in a ridiculous attitude, I found it quite impossible. Again and again I attempted to approach the point, again and again fell back on commendations of the picture; and it was not until the model had enjoyed an interval of repose, during which she took the conversation in her own hands and regaled us (in a soft, weak voice) with details as to her husband's prosperity, her sister's lamented decline from the paths of virtue, and the consequent wrath of her father, a peasant of stern principles, in the vicinity of Chalons on the Marne;—it was not, I say, until after this was over, and I had once more cleared my throat for the attack, and once more dropped aside into some commonplace about the picture, that Myner himself brought me suddenly and vigorously to the point.

I found him working on a painting that I could honestly praise, dressed in his usual tweeds—simple but pretty fresh—making my own faded and shabby outfit look even worse. As we talked, he kept glancing back and forth between his artwork and the chubby model sitting at the far end of the studio, completely nude, with one arm dramatically raised above her head. My task would have been challenging enough in the best circumstances, but being stuck between Myner, lost in his art, and the naked, plump woman in such a silly pose made it nearly impossible. I tried over and over to get to the point, but I kept falling back on compliments about the painting. It wasn't until the model took a break and started talking, sharing details about her husband's success, her sister's sad fall from grace, and their father's anger—a stern peasant from near Chalons on the Marne—that I finally got my chance. It was only after that conversation was done and I cleared my throat again, trying to make my point, that Myner suddenly and forcefully led me back to the main issue.

“You didn't come here to talk this rot,” said he.

“You didn't come here to talk this nonsense,” he said.

“No,” I replied sullenly; “I came to borrow money.”

“No,” I replied sulkily; “I came to borrow money.”

He painted awhile in silence.

He painted in silence for a while.

“I don't think we were ever very intimate?” he asked.

“I don’t think we were ever that close?” he asked.

“Thank you,” said I. “I can take my answer,” and I made as if to go, rage boiling in my heart.

“Thank you,” I said. “I can handle my answer,” and I started to leave, fury boiling in my heart.

“Of course you can go if you like,” said Myner; “but I advise you to stay and have it out.”

“Sure, you can go if you want,” Myner said, “but I recommend you stay and sort it out.”

“What more is there to say?” I cried. “You don't want to keep me here for a needless humiliation?”

“What else is there to say?” I said. “You don't want to keep me here for no reason, do you?”

“Look here, Dodd, you must try and command your temper,” said he. “This interview is of your own seeking, and not mine; if you suppose it's not disagreeable to me, you're wrong; and if you think I will give you money without knowing thoroughly about your prospects, you take me for a fool. Besides,” he added, “if you come to look at it, you've got over the worst of it by now: you have done the asking, and you have every reason to know I mean to refuse. I hold out no false hopes, but it may be worth your while to let me judge.”

“Listen, Dodd, you need to work on controlling your temper,” he said. “You asked for this meeting, not me; if you think this isn’t uncomfortable for me, you’re mistaken; and if you believe I’ll hand over money without fully understanding your situation, you must think I’m an idiot. Besides,” he added, “if you really think about it, you’ve already gotten through the toughest part: you did the asking, and you should know I plan to say no. I'm not giving you any false hopes, but it might be beneficial for you to let me evaluate things.”

Thus—I was going to say—encouraged, I stumbled through my story; told him I had credit at the cabman's eating-house, but began to think it was drawing to a close; how Dijon lent me a corner of his studio, where I tried to model ornaments, figures for clocks, Time with the scythe, Leda and the swan, musketeers for candlesticks, and other kickshaws, which had never (up to that day) been honoured with the least approval.

Thus—I was going to say—encouraged, I stumbled through my story; I told him I had credit at the cab driver's café, but I started to feel like it was coming to an end; how Dijon let me use a corner of his studio, where I tried to create ornaments, figures for clocks, Time with the scythe, Leda and the swan, musketeers for candlesticks, and other fancy items, which had never (until that day) received even a hint of approval.

“And your room?” asked Myner.

"And your room?" Myner asked.

“O, my room is all right, I think,” said I. “She is a very good old lady, and has never even mentioned her bill.”

“O, my room is fine, I think,” I said. “She’s a really nice old lady, and she hasn’t even brought up the bill.”

“Because she is a very good old lady, I don't see why she should be fined,” observed Myner.

“Since she is a really nice old lady, I don't understand why she should be punished,” Myner said.

“What do you mean by that?” I cried.

“What do you mean by that?” I exclaimed.

“I mean this,” said he. “The French give a great deal of credit amongst themselves; they find it pays on the whole, or the system would hardly be continued; but I can't see where WE come in; I can't see that it's honest of us Anglo-Saxons to profit by their easy ways, and then skip over the Channel or (as you Yankees do) across the Atlantic.”

“I mean this,” he said. “The French really value recognition among themselves; they find that it pays off overall, or they wouldn't keep doing it. But I don't see how it benefits US; I don't think it's fair for us Anglo-Saxons to take advantage of their easygoing ways and then just hop over the Channel or (like you Americans do) across the Atlantic.”

“But I'm not proposing to skip,” I objected.

“But I'm not suggesting we skip,” I said.

“Exactly,” he replied. “And shouldn't you? There's the problem. You seem to me to have a lack of sympathy for the proprietors of cabmen's eating-houses. By your own account you're not getting on: the longer you stay, it'll only be the more out of the pocket of the dear old lady at your lodgings. Now, I'll tell you what I'll do: if you consent to go, I'll pay your passage to New York, and your railway fare and expenses to Muskegon (if I have the name right) where your father lived, where he must have left friends, and where, no doubt, you'll find an opening. I don't seek any gratitude, for of course you'll think me a beast; but I do ask you to pay it back when you are able. At any rate, that's all I can do. It might be different if I thought you a genius, Dodd; but I don't, and I advise you not to.”

“Exactly,” he replied. “And shouldn’t you? There’s the problem. You seem to lack sympathy for the owners of cab drivers’ diners. By your own account, you’re not doing well: the longer you stay, the more it’ll cost the dear old lady at your lodgings. Now, here’s what I can do: if you agree to leave, I’ll cover your ticket to New York, and pay for your train fare and expenses to Muskegon (if I have the name right) where your dad lived, where he must have left friends, and where, no doubt, you’ll find an opportunity. I’m not looking for any gratitude, since you’ll probably think I’m a jerk; but I do ask you to repay me when you can. At any rate, that’s all I can offer. It might be different if I thought you were a genius, Dodd; but I don’t, and I recommend you not to think that either.”

“I think that was uncalled for, at least,” said I.

“I think that was unnecessary, at the very least,” I said.

“I daresay it was,” he returned, with the same steadiness. “It seemed to me pertinent; and, besides, when you ask me for money upon no security, you treat me with the liberty of a friend, and it's to be presumed that I can do the like. But the point is, do you accept?”

“I would say it was,” he replied, with the same calmness. “I thought it was relevant; and also, when you ask me for money without any guarantee, you treat me like a friend, so it’s fair to assume I can do the same. But the question is, do you accept?”

“No, thank you,” said I; “I have another string to my bow.”

“No, thanks,” I said; “I have another option.”

“All right,” says Myner. “Be sure it's honest.”

“All right,” Myner says. “Make sure it’s honest.”

“Honest? honest?” I cried. “What do you mean by calling my honesty in question?”

“Honest? Honest?” I exclaimed. “What do you mean by questioning my honesty?”

“I won't, if you don't like it,” he replied. “You seem to think honesty as easy as Blind Man's Buff: I don't. It's some difference of definition.”

“I won't, if you don't like it,” he replied. “You seem to think honesty is as easy as Blind Man's Buff: I don't. It's a different definition.”

I went straight from this irritating interview, during which Myner had never discontinued painting, to the studio of my old master. Only one card remained for me to play, and I was now resolved to play it: I must drop the gentleman and the frock-coat, and approach art in the workman's tunic.

I went straight from this annoying interview, where Myner never stopped painting, to my old master's studio. I only had one card left to play, and I was determined to play it: I had to ditch the formal attire and embrace art in a workman's outfit.

“Tiens, this little Dodd!” cried the master; and then, as his eye fell on my dilapidated clothing, I thought I could perceive his countenance to darken.

“Look at this little Dodd!” exclaimed the master; and then, as he noticed my torn clothes, I thought I saw his expression change for the worse.

I made my plea in English; for I knew, if he were vain of anything, it was of his achievement of the island tongue. “Master,” said I, “will you take me in your studio again? but this time as a workman.”

I made my request in English because I knew that if he took pride in anything, it was his mastery of the island language. “Master,” I said, “will you let me back into your studio? But this time as a worker.”

“I sought your fazer was immensely reech,” said he.

“I said your father was incredibly rich,” he said.

I explained to him that I was now an orphan and penniless.

I told him that I was now an orphan and broke.

He shook his head. “I have betterr workmen waiting at my door,” said he, “far betterr workmen.

He shook his head. “I have better workers waiting at my door,” he said, “way better workers.”

“You used to think something of my work, sir,” I pleaded.

"You used to think something of my work, sir," I said earnestly.

“Somesing, somesing—yes!” he cried; “enough for a son of a reech man—not enough for an orphan. Besides, I sought you might learn to be an artist; I did not sink you might learn to be a workman.”

“Something, something—yes!” he exclaimed; “enough for a wealthy man's son—not enough for an orphan. Besides, I hoped you would learn to be an artist; I didn't expect you would learn to be a laborer.”

On a certain bench on the outer boulevard, not far from the tomb of Napoleon, a bench shaded at that date by a shabby tree, and commanding a view of muddy roadway and blank wall, I sat down to wrestle with my misery. The weather was cheerless and dark; in three days I had eaten but once; I had no tobacco; my shoes were soaked, my trousers horrid with mire; my humour and all the circumstances of the time and place lugubriously attuned. Here were two men who had both spoken fairly of my work while I was rich and wanted nothing; now that I was poor and lacked all: “no genius,” said the one; “not enough for an orphan,” the other; and the first offered me my passage like a pauper immigrant, and the second refused me a day's wage as a hewer of stone—plain dealing for an empty belly. They had not been insincere in the past; they were not insincere to-day: change of circumstance had introduced a new criterion: that was all.

On a bench on the outer boulevard, not far from Napoleon's tomb, shaded by a worn tree and overlooking a muddy road and a blank wall, I sat down to deal with my misery. The weather was gloomy and dark; in three days, I had eaten only once; I had no tobacco; my shoes were soaked, my pants filthy with mud; my mood and the whole situation felt miserable. Here were two men who had both spoken well of my work when I was doing well and had everything I needed; now that I was broke and had nothing: “no talent,” said one; “not enough for a poor orphan,” said the other; and the first offered me a ticket home like a destitute immigrant, while the second wouldn’t pay me a day’s wage for chopping stone—straightforward treatment for an empty stomach. They hadn’t been insincere in the past; they weren’t insincere now: a change in circumstances had just created a new standard—that was all.

But if I acquitted my two Job's comforters of insincerity, I was yet far from admitting them infallible. Artists had been contemned before, and had lived to turn the laugh on their contemners. How old was Corot before he struck the vein of his own precious metal? When had a young man been more derided (or more justly so) than the god of my admiration, Balzac? Or if I required a bolder inspiration, what had I to do but turn my head to where the gold dome of the Invalides glittered against inky squalls, and recall the tale of him sleeping there: from the day when a young artillery-sub could be giggled at and nicknamed Puss-in-Boots by frisky misses; on to the days of so many crowns and so many victories, and so many hundred mouths of cannon, and so many thousand war-hoofs trampling the roadways of astonished Europe eighty miles in front of the grand army? To go back, to give up, to proclaim myself a failure, an ambitious failure, first a rocket, then a stick! I, Loudon Dodd, who had refused all other livelihoods with scorn, and been advertised in the Saint Joseph Sunday Herald as a patriot and an artist, to be returned upon my native Muskegon like damaged goods, and go the circuit of my father's acquaintance, cap in hand, and begging to sweep offices! No, by Napoleon! I would die at my chosen trade; and the two who had that day flouted me should live to envy my success, or to weep tears of unavailing penitence behind my pauper coffin.

But even though I cleared my two naysayers of being insincere, I definitely didn’t see them as infallible. Artists have been looked down upon before and managed to turn the tables on their critics. How old was Corot when he finally discovered his unique talent? When has any young man been more ridiculed (or deservedly so) than the great Balzac? And if I needed bolder inspiration, all I had to do was look toward the shining gold dome of the Invalides against those dark clouds and remember the story of him resting there: from the time a young artillery sub was laughed at and called Puss-in-Boots by lively girls, to later days filled with crowns, victories, hundreds of cannons, and thousands of hooves trampling the surprised roads of Europe eighty miles ahead of the grand army? To go back, to give up, to label myself a failure, an ambitious failure, first soaring like a rocket, then crashing down like a stick! I, Loudon Dodd, who had scorned all other career options, and was advertised in the Saint Joseph Sunday Herald as a patriot and an artist, to return to my hometown of Muskegon like damaged goods, and to visit my father's friends cap in hand, begging to sweep floors! No, by Napoleon! I would die doing what I chose; and those two who mocked me that day would either end up envying my success or crying tears of regret behind my poor coffin.

Meantime, if my courage was still undiminished, I was none the nearer to a meal. At no great distance my cabman's eating-house stood, at the tail of a muddy cab-rank, on the shores of a wide thoroughfare of mud, offering (to fancy) a face of ambiguous invitation. I might be received, I might once more fill my belly there; on the other hand, it was perhaps this day the bolt was destined to fall, and I might be expelled instead, with vulgar hubbub. It was policy to make the attempt, and I knew it was policy; but I had already, in the course of that one morning, endured too many affronts, and I felt I could rather starve than face another. I had courage and to spare for the future, none left for that day; courage for the main campaign, but not a spark of it for that preliminary skirmish of the cabman's restaurant. I continued accordingly to sit upon my bench, not far from the ashes of Napoleon, now drowsy, now light-headed, now in complete mental obstruction, or only conscious of an animal pleasure in quiescence; and now thinking, planning, and remembering with unexampled clearness, telling myself tales of sudden wealth, and gustfully ordering and greedily consuming imaginary meals: in the course of which I must have dropped asleep.

In the meantime, even though I still felt brave, I was no closer to getting a meal. Not far away stood the cabbie's diner, at the end of a muddy taxi rank, on the edge of a wide, muddy road, giving off a vibe that was hard to read. I could be welcomed in; I could fill my stomach there again; but then again, maybe today was the day I'd be kicked out instead, amid loud chaos. I knew it was a smart move to try, but I had already faced too many humiliations that morning, and I felt I would rather go hungry than deal with another. I had plenty of courage left for the future, but none for that day; courage for the bigger challenges ahead, but not a bit for that initial battle at the cabbie's restaurant. So I stayed on my bench, not far from the remains of Napoleon, sometimes sleepy, sometimes light-headed, sometimes blank in my thoughts, or just enjoying a simple pleasure in stillness; and at other times, thinking and planning with unusual clarity, imagining stories of sudden wealth and vividly ordering and eagerly devouring imaginary meals: during which I must have fallen asleep.

It was towards dark that I was suddenly recalled to famine by a cold souse of rain, and sprang shivering to my feet. For a moment I stood bewildered: the whole train of my reasoning and dreaming passed afresh through my mind; I was again tempted, drawn as if with cords, by the image of the cabman's eating-house, and again recoiled from the possibility of insult. “Qui dort dine,” thought I to myself; and took my homeward way with wavering footsteps, through rainy streets in which the lamps and the shop-windows now began to gleam; still marshalling imaginary dinners as I went.

It was getting dark when I was suddenly reminded of hunger by a cold splash of rain, and I jumped up, shivering. For a moment, I stood confused: all my thoughts and dreams replayed in my mind; I felt once more tempted, drawn in like I was tied up, by the thought of the cab driver’s diner, and again I pulled back from the possibility of being insulted. “Who sleeps eats,” I thought to myself; and I started my way home with unsteady steps, through rainy streets where the lights and shop windows were beginning to shine; still imagining delicious meals as I walked.

“Ah, Monsieur Dodd,” said the porter, “there has been a registered letter for you. The facteur will bring it again to-morrow.”

“Ah, Mr. Dodd,” said the porter, “there's been a registered letter for you. The mailman will bring it again tomorrow.”

A registered letter for me, who had been so long without one? Of what it could possibly contain, I had no vestige of a guess; nor did I delay myself guessing; far less from any conscious plan of dishonesty: the lies flowed from me like a natural secretion.

A registered letter for me, after such a long time without one? I had no idea what it could possibly contain; I didn't waste time trying to guess, not from any deliberate intention to deceive: the lies just came out of me naturally.

“O,” said I, “my remittance at last! What a bother I should have missed it! Can you lend me a hundred francs until to-morrow?”

“O,” I said, “my money finally! What a hassle it would have been to miss it! Can you lend me a hundred francs until tomorrow?”

I had never attempted to borrow from the porter till that moment: the registered letter was, besides, my warranty; and he gave me what he had—three napoleons and some francs in silver. I pocketed the money carelessly, lingered a while chaffing, strolled leisurely to the door; and then (fast as my trembling legs could carry me) round the corner to the Cafe de Cluny. French waiters are deft and speedy; they were not deft enough for me; and I had scarce decency to let the man set the wine upon the table or put the butter alongside the bread, before my glass and my mouth were filled. Exquisite bread of the Cafe Cluny, exquisite first glass of old Pomard tingling to my wet feet, indescribable first olive culled from the hors d'oeuvre—I suppose, when I come to lie dying, and the lamp begins to grow dim, I shall still recall your savour. Over the rest of that meal, and the rest of the evening, clouds lie thick; clouds perhaps of Burgundy; perhaps, more properly, of famine and repletion.

I had never tried to borrow from the porter until that moment: the registered letter was my proof; and he gave me what he had—three napoleons and some silver francs. I put the money in my pocket without much thought, chatted for a bit, and then slowly walked to the door; and then (as fast as my shaky legs could take me) around the corner to the Cafe de Cluny. French waiters are quick and efficient; they weren't quick enough for me; and I barely waited for the guy to set the wine on the table or to place the butter next to the bread before I filled my glass and my mouth. Amazing bread from the Cafe Cluny, an incredible first glass of old Pomard tingling at my wet feet, and an unforgettable first olive taken from the hors d'oeuvre—I guess, when I’m dying, and the light starts to fade, I’ll still remember your taste. The rest of that meal and the rest of the evening are a blur; maybe clouds of Burgundy; or perhaps more fittingly, clouds of hunger and indulgence.

I remember clearly, at least, the shame, the despair, of the next morning, when I reviewed what I had done, and how I had swindled the poor honest porter; and, as if that were not enough, fairly burnt my ships, and brought bankruptcy home to that last refuge, my garret. The porter would expect his money; I could not pay him; here was scandal in the house; and I knew right well the cause of scandal would have to pack. “What do you mean by calling my honesty in question?” I had cried the day before, turning upon Myner. Ah, that day before! the day before Waterloo, the day before the Flood; the day before I had sold the roof over my head, my future, and my self-respect, for a dinner at the Cafe Cluny!

I remember clearly, at least, the shame and despair of the next morning when I looked back at what I had done and how I had cheated the poor honest porter; and, as if that wasn’t enough, I completely burned my bridges and dragged bankruptcy back to my last refuge, my attic. The porter would expect his money; I couldn’t pay him; there was going to be a scandal in the house; and I knew very well that the source of the scandal would have to leave. “What do you mean by questioning my honesty?” I had yelled the day before, confronting Myner. Ah, that day before! The day before Waterloo, the day before everything changed; the day before I sold the roof over my head, my future, and my self-respect for a dinner at the Cafe Cluny!

In the midst of these lamentations the famous registered letter came to my door, with healing under its seals. It bore the postmark of San Francisco, where Pinkerton was already struggling to the neck in multifarious affairs: it renewed the offer of an allowance, which his improved estate permitted him to announce at the figure of two hundred francs a month; and in case I was in some immediate pinch, it enclosed an introductory draft for forty dollars. There are a thousand excellent reasons why a man, in this self-helpful epoch, should decline to be dependent on another; but the most numerous and cogent considerations all bow to a necessity as stern as mine; and the banks were scarce open ere the draft was cashed.

In the midst of these sorrows, the famous registered letter arrived at my door, bringing a sense of relief hidden under its seals. It had a postmark from San Francisco, where Pinkerton was already buried in various matters: it renewed the offer of a monthly allowance, which his improved situation allowed him to set at two hundred francs; and in case I was in urgent need, it included an introductory check for forty dollars. There are many good reasons why someone in this era of self-reliance should avoid being dependent on anyone else; however, the most compelling reasons all yield to a need as pressing as mine, and the banks were hardly open before I cashed the check.

It was early in December that I thus sold myself into slavery; and for six months I dragged a slowly lengthening chain of gratitude and uneasiness. At the cost of some debt I managed to excel myself and eclipse the Genius of Muskegon, in a small but highly patriotic Standard Bearer for the Salon; whither it was duly admitted, where it stood the proper length of days entirely unremarked, and whence it came back to me as patriotic as before. I threw my whole soul (as Pinkerton would have phrased it) into clocks and candlesticks; the devil a candlestick-maker would have anything to say to my designs. Even when Dijon, with his infinite good humour and infinite scorn for all such journey-work, consented to peddle them in indiscriminately with his own, the dealers still detected and rejected mine. Home they returned to me, true as the Standard Bearer; who now, at the head of quite a regiment of lesser idols, began to grow an eyesore in the scanty studio of my friend. Dijon and I have sat by the hour, and gazed upon that company of images. The severe, the frisky, the classical, the Louis Quinze, were there—from Joan of Arc in her soldierly cuirass to Leda with the swan; nay, and God forgive me for a man that knew better! the humorous was represented also. We sat and gazed, I say; we criticised, we turned them hither and thither; even upon the closest inspection they looked quite like statuettes; and yet nobody would have a gift of them!

It was early December when I sold myself into slavery, and for six months, I dragged a slowly growing chain of gratitude and anxiety. Despite going into some debt, I managed to outdo myself and overshadow the Genius of Muskegon with a small but very patriotic Standard Bearer for the Salon; it was duly accepted, stood there for the proper number of days entirely unnoticed, and returned to me just as patriotic as before. I poured my heart and soul (as Pinkerton would say) into clocks and candlesticks; not a single candlestick-maker wanted anything to do with my designs. Even when Dijon, with his endless good humor and endless disdain for such work, agreed to sell them alongside his own, the dealers still recognized and rejected mine. They came back to me, as true as the Standard Bearer; who now, at the front of a growing parade of lesser figures, was starting to become an eyesore in my friend's cramped studio. Dijon and I have spent hours just looking at that collection of images. There were the serious, the playful, the classical, and the Louis Quinze—from Joan of Arc in her soldier's armor to Leda with the swan; and, God forgive me for knowing better! the humorous was also represented. We sat and gazed, I say; we critiqued, we adjusted their positions; and even upon closer inspection, they definitely looked like statuettes; yet nobody wanted to take one home!

Vanity dies hard; in some obstinate cases it outlives the man: but about the sixth month, when I already owed near two hundred dollars to Pinkerton, and half as much again in debts scattered about Paris, I awoke one morning with a horrid sentiment of oppression, and found I was alone: my vanity had breathed her last during the night. I dared not plunge deeper in the bog; I saw no hope in my poor statuary; I owned myself beaten at last; and sitting down in my nightshirt beside the window, whence I had a glimpse of the tree-tops at the corner of the boulevard, and where the music of its early traffic fell agreeably upon my ear, I penned my farewell to Paris, to art, to my whole past life, and my whole former self. “I give in,” I wrote. “When the next allowance arrives, I shall go straight out West, where you can do what you like with me.”

Vanity is hard to shake; in some stubborn cases, it outlasts the person. But around the sixth month, when I owed nearly two hundred dollars to Pinkerton and about the same amount in scattered debts around Paris, I woke up one morning feeling an overwhelming sense of oppression and realized I was alone: my vanity had finally run out of steam during the night. I couldn't dig myself deeper into this mess; I saw no hope in my pitiful art; I admitted defeat at last. Sitting down in my nightshirt by the window, where I could see the treetops at the corner of the boulevard and hear the pleasant sounds of early traffic, I wrote my farewell to Paris, to art, to my entire past life, and my old self. “I give in,” I wrote. “When the next allowance comes, I’ll head straight out West, where I can do whatever you want with me.”

It is to be understood that Pinkerton had been, in a sense, pressing me to come from the beginning; depicting his isolation among new acquaintances, “who have none of them your culture,” he wrote; expressing his friendship in terms so warm that it sometimes embarrassed me to think how poorly I could echo them; dwelling upon his need for assistance; and the next moment turning about to commend my resolution and press me to remain in Paris. “Only remember, Loudon,” he would write, “if you ever DO tire of it, there's plenty of work here for you—honest, hard, well-paid work, developing the resources of this practically virgin State. And of course I needn't say what a pleasure it would be to me if we were going at it SHOULDER TO SHOULDER.” I marvel (looking back) that I could so long have resisted these appeals, and continue to sink my friend's money in a manner that I knew him to dislike. At least, when I did awake to any sense of my position, I awoke to it entirely; and determined not only to follow his counsel for the future, but even as regards the past, to rectify his losses. For in this juncture of affairs I called to mind that I was not without a possible resource, and resolved, at whatever cost of mortification, to beard the Loudon family in their historic city.

It’s clear that Pinkerton had been kind of nudging me to come from the start; he described how isolated he felt among new acquaintances, “who don’t have your culture,” he wrote. He expressed his friendship in such heartfelt terms that it sometimes made me uncomfortable to realize how poorly I could respond. He emphasized his need for support and then, just like that, would turn around to praise my determination and urge me to stay in Paris. “Just remember, Loudon,” he would write, “if you ever DO get tired of it, there’s plenty of work here for you—honest, hard, well-paid work, developing the resources of this practically untouched State. And of course, I don’t need to say how much it would mean to me if we were working SIDE BY SIDE.” Looking back, I’m amazed I could resist these appeals for so long, while continuing to spend my friend's money in a way I knew he disliked. But when I finally woke up to my situation, I really woke up; I decided not only to take his advice moving forward but also to make things right regarding the past and his losses. At this crucial moment, I remembered that I might have a possible solution and resolved, no matter how embarrassing it might be, to confront the Loudon family in their historic city.

In the excellent Scots' phrase, I made a moonlight flitting, a thing never dignified, but in my case unusually easy. As I had scarce a pair of boots worth portage, I deserted the whole of my effects without a pang. Dijon fell heir to Joan of Arc, the Standard Bearer, and the Musketeers. He was present when I bought and frugally stocked my new portmanteau; and it was at the door of the trunk shop that I took my leave of him, for my last few hours in Paris must be spent alone. It was alone (and at a far higher figure than my finances warranted) that I discussed my dinner; alone that I took my ticket at Saint Lazare; all alone, though in a carriage full of people, that I watched the moon shine on the Seine flood with its tufted islets, on Rouen with her spires, and on the shipping in the harbour of Dieppe. When the first light of the morning called me from troubled slumbers on the deck, I beheld the dawn at first with pleasure; I watched with pleasure the green shores of England rising out of rosy haze; I took the salt air with delight into my nostrils; and then all came back to me; that I was no longer an artist, no longer myself; that I was leaving all I cared for, and returning to all that I detested, the slave of debt and gratitude, a public and a branded failure.

Using the excellent Scots' phrase, I made a moonlight escape, something usually not impressive, but in my case, it was surprisingly easy. Since I hardly had a pair of boots worth carrying, I left behind all my belongings without a second thought. Dijon inherited Joan of Arc, the Standard Bearer, and the Musketeers. He was there when I bought and modestly filled my new suitcase; and it was at the trunk shop's door that I said goodbye to him because I needed to spend my last few hours in Paris by myself. It was alone (and for much more than my budget allowed) that I ordered my dinner; alone that I got my ticket at Saint Lazare; all on my own, even though I was in a carriage full of people, that I watched the moonlight reflecting on the Seine with its little islands, on Rouen with its spires, and on the ships in the harbor of Dieppe. When the first light of morning woke me from troubled sleep on the deck, I initially welcomed the dawn with joy; I watched with pleasure as the green shores of England emerged from the rosy mist; I inhaled the salty air with delight; and then it all hit me again - that I was no longer an artist, no longer myself; that I was leaving everything I cared about and returning to everything I hated, a slave to debt and obligation, a public and branded failure.

From this picture of my own disgrace and wretchedness, it is not wonderful if my mind turned with relief to the thought of Pinkerton, waiting for me, as I knew, with unwearied affection, and regarding me with a respect that I had never deserved, and might therefore fairly hope that I should never forfeit. The inequality of our relation struck me rudely. I must have been stupid, indeed, if I could have considered the history of that friendship without shame—I, who had given so little, who had accepted and profited by so much. I had the whole day before me in London, and I determined (at least in words) to set the balance somewhat straighter. Seated in the corner of a public place, and calling for sheet after sheet of paper, I poured forth the expression of my gratitude, my penitence for the past, my resolutions for the future. Till now, I told him, my course had been mere selfishness. I had been selfish to my father and to my friend, taking their help, and denying them (which was all they asked) the poor gratification of my company and countenance.

From this picture of my own disgrace and misery, it’s no surprise that my mind shifted to thoughts of Pinkerton, waiting for me, knowing that he was filled with endless love for me and looked at me with a respect I had never earned, and so I could reasonably hope to never lose. The imbalance in our relationship hit me hard. I must have been really foolish if I thought about the history of that friendship without feeling ashamed—I, who had given so little and taken so much. I had the whole day ahead of me in London, and I decided (at least in words) to try to balance things out a bit. Sitting in a corner of a public place, I kept ordering sheet after sheet of paper and poured out my feelings of gratitude, my regret for the past, and my plans for the future. Until now, I told him, my actions had been purely selfish. I had been selfish towards my father and my friend, taking their support while denying them (which was all they asked for) the simple pleasure of my company and presence.

Wonderful are the consolations of literature! As soon as that letter was written and posted, the consciousness of virtue glowed in my veins like some rare vintage.

Wonderful are the comforts of literature! As soon as that letter was written and sent, the feeling of doing the right thing flowed through my veins like a fine wine.





CHAPTER VI. IN WHICH I GO WEST.

I reached my uncle's door next morning in time to sit down with the family to breakfast. More than three years had intervened almost without mutation in that stationary household, since I had sat there first, a young American freshman, bewildered among unfamiliar dainties, Finnan haddock, kippered salmon, baps and mutton ham, and had wearied my mind in vain to guess what should be under the tea-cosey. If there were any change at all, it seemed that I had risen in the family esteem. My father's death once fittingly referred to, with a ceremonial lengthening of Scotch upper lips and wagging of the female head, the party launched at once (God help me) into the more cheerful topic of my own successes. They had been so pleased to hear such good accounts of me; I was quite a great man now; where was that beautiful statue of the Genius of Something or other? “You haven't it here? not here? Really?” asks the sprightliest of my cousins, shaking curls at me; as though it were likely I had brought it in a cab, or kept it concealed about my person like a birthday surprise. In the bosom of this family, unaccustomed to the tropical nonsense of the West, it became plain the Sunday Herald and poor, blethering Pinkerton had been accepted for their face. It is not possible to invent a circumstance that could have more depressed me; and I am conscious that I behaved all through that breakfast like a whipt schoolboy.

I arrived at my uncle's house the next morning just in time to join the family for breakfast. It had been over three years since I last sat there, back then as a confused American freshman surrounded by strange foods like Finnan haddock, kippered salmon, baps, and mutton ham, trying unsuccessfully to guess what was under the tea cozy. If anything had changed, it seemed that I had grown in their eyes. My father's death was brought up, and with a solemn nod of the Scotch upper lips and a shake of the female heads, the conversation quickly shifted (God help me) to my achievements. They were so happy to hear such good news about me; I was quite a big deal now; where was that beautiful statue of the Genius of Something or other? “You don't have it with you? Really?” asked the liveliest of my cousins, shaking her curls at me, as if I might have carried it in a taxi or hidden it on me like a birthday surprise. In this family, not used to the bizarre trends of the West, it became clear that the Sunday Herald and poor, blathering Pinkerton had been taken at face value. There's no scenario more likely to deflate me, and I realized I acted throughout that breakfast like a chastised schoolboy.

At length, the meal and family prayers being both happily over, I requested the favour of an interview with Uncle Adam on “the state of my affairs.” At sound of this ominous expression, the good man's face conspicuously lengthened; and when my grandfather, having had the proposition repeated to him (for he was hard of hearing) announced his intention of being present at the interview, I could not but think that Uncle Adam's sorrow kindled into momentary irritation. Nothing, however, but the usual grim cordiality appeared upon the surface; and we all three passed ceremoniously to the adjoining library, a gloomy theatre for a depressing piece of business. My grandfather charged a clay pipe, and sat tremulously smoking in a corner of the fireless chimney; behind him, although the morning was both chill and dark, the window was partly open and the blind partly down: I cannot depict what an air he had of being out of place, like a man shipwrecked there. Uncle Adam had his station at the business table in the midst. Valuable rows of books looked down upon the place of torture; and I could hear sparrows chirping in the garden, and my sprightly cousin already banging the piano and pouring forth an acid stream of song from the drawing-room overhead.

Eventually, once the meal and family prayers were both successfully finished, I asked for a chance to talk with Uncle Adam about “the state of my affairs.” When he heard that ominous phrase, the good man’s face noticeably fell; and when my grandfather, who was hard of hearing, had the proposition repeated to him and announced his wish to be present at the meeting, I couldn't help but think that Uncle Adam’s sadness flared up into a brief irritation. However, he only showed the usual grim politeness on the outside, and the three of us walked formally to the adjacent library, a gloomy setting for an unpleasant discussion. My grandfather loaded a clay pipe and sat nervously smoking in a corner of the cold fireplace; behind him, even though it was both chilly and dark outside, the window was partly open and the blind slightly drawn. He looked so out of place, like a man shipwrecked there. Uncle Adam took his place at the business table in the middle. Valuable rows of books loomed over the place of torment; I could hear sparrows chirping in the garden, and my lively cousin already banging on the piano and belting out a harsh stream of song from the drawing-room above.

It was in these circumstances that, with all brevity of speech and a certain boyish sullenness of manner, looking the while upon the floor, I informed my relatives of my financial situation: the amount I owed Pinkerton; the hopelessness of any maintenance from sculpture; the career offered me in the States; and how, before becoming more beholden to a stranger, I had judged it right to lay the case before my family.

It was in these circumstances that, speaking briefly and with a bit of a childish sulk, while looking at the floor, I told my family about my financial situation: how much I owed Pinkerton, the impossibility of making a living from sculpture, the job opportunity I had in the States, and how I felt it was better to share this with my family before getting in deeper with a stranger.

“I am only sorry you did not come to me at first,” said Uncle Adam. “I take the liberty to say it would have been more decent.”

“I just wish you had come to me first,” said Uncle Adam. “I feel I can say it would have been more appropriate.”

“I think so too, Uncle Adam,” I replied; “but you must bear in mind I was ignorant in what light you might regard my application.”

“I think so too, Uncle Adam,” I replied; “but you have to remember that I didn’t know how you might view my request.”

“I hope I would never turn my back on my own flesh and blood,” he returned with emphasis; but to my anxious ear, with more of temper than affection. “I could never forget you were my sister's son. I regard this as a manifest duty. I have no choice but to accept the entire responsibility of the position you have made.”

“I hope I would never turn my back on my own family,” he said emphatically; but to my worried ear, it sounded more like anger than love. “I could never forget that you’re my sister’s son. I see this as a clear obligation. I have no option but to take full responsibility for the situation you’ve created.”

I did not know what else to do but murmur “thank you.”

I didn’t know what else to say but to mumble “thank you.”

“Yes,” he pursued, “and there is something providential in the circumstance that you come at the right time. In my old firm there is a vacancy; they call themselves Italian Warehousemen now,” he continued, regarding me with a twinkle of humour; “so you may think yourself in luck: we were only grocers in my day. I shall place you there to-morrow.”

“Yeah,” he went on, “and it’s pretty fortunate that you showed up just at the right moment. There’s an opening in my old company; they now call themselves Italian Warehousemen,” he said, giving me a playful look. “So you could consider yourself lucky: we were just grocers back in my day. I’ll get you set up there tomorrow.”

“Stop a moment, Uncle Adam,” I broke in. “This is not at all what I am asking. I ask you to pay Pinkerton, who is a poor man. I ask you to clear my feet of debt, not to arrange my life or any part of it.”

“Hold on a second, Uncle Adam,” I interrupted. “This isn’t at all what I’m asking. I’m asking you to pay Pinkerton, who is struggling financially. I’m asking you to get me out of debt, not to control my life or any part of it.”

“If I wished to be harsh, I might remind you that beggars cannot be choosers,” said my uncle; “and as to managing your life, you have tried your own way already, and you see what you have made of it. You must now accept the guidance of those older and (whatever you may think of it) wiser than yourself. All these schemes of your friend (of whom I know nothing, by the by) and talk of openings in the West, I simply disregard. I have no idea whatever of your going trekking across a continent on a wild-goose chase. In this situation, which I am fortunately able to place at your disposal, and which many a well-conducted young man would be glad to jump at, you will receive, to begin with, eighteen shillings a week.”

“If I wanted to be blunt, I might remind you that beggars can’t be choosers,” said my uncle. “And when it comes to managing your life, you’ve already tried doing it your way, and look at what you’ve made of it. You now need to accept the guidance of those who are older and, whether you like it or not, wiser than you. I’m completely dismissing all these plans your friend has (whom I don’t know, by the way) and talk about opportunities in the West. I have no interest in you trekking across a continent on a wild-goose chase. In this situation, which I’m fortunately able to offer you, and which many well-behaved young men would be eager to take, you will start with eighteen shillings a week.”

“Eighteen shillings a week!” I cried. “Why, my poor friend gave me more than that for nothing!”

“Eighteen shillings a week!” I exclaimed. “Well, my poor friend gave me more than that for free!”

“And I think it is this very friend you are now trying to repay?” observed my uncle, with an air of one advancing a strong argument.

“And I think it’s this very friend you’re trying to repay now?” my uncle pointed out, taking on the tone of someone making a solid case.

“Aadam!” said my grandfather.

“Aadam!” my grandpa said.

“I'm vexed you should be present at this business,” quoth Uncle Adam, swinging rather obsequiously towards the stonemason; “but I must remind you it is of your own seeking.”

“I'm annoyed you’re here for this,” Uncle Adam said, leaning a bit too much towards the stonemason. “But I have to remind you that you brought this on yourself.”

“Aadam!” repeated the old man.

“Aadam!” the old man repeated.

“Well, sir, I am listening,” says my uncle.

“Well, sir, I’m listening,” says my uncle.

My grandfather took a puff or two in silence; and then, “Ye're makin' an awfu' poor appearance, Aadam,” said he.

My grandfather took a puff or two in silence; and then, “You’re looking really rough, Aadam,” he said.

My uncle visibly reared at the affront. “I'm sorry you should think so,” said he, “and still more sorry you should say so before present company.”

My uncle clearly bristled at the insult. “I’m sorry you feel that way,” he said, “and even more sorry you would say it in front of others.”

“A believe that; A ken that, Aadam,” returned old Loudon, dryly; “and the curiis thing is, I'm no very carin'. See here, ma man,” he continued, addressing himself to me. “A'm your grandfaither, amn't I not? Never you mind what Aadam says. A'll see justice din ye. A'm rich.”

“A believe that; A know that, Aadam,” replied old Loudon, dryly; “and the curious thing is, I don't really care. Look here, my man,” he continued, turning to me. “I'm your grandfather, right? Don't pay attention to what Aadam says. I'll make sure you get justice. I'm wealthy.”

“Father,” said Uncle Adam, “I would like one word with you in private.”

“Dad,” Uncle Adam said, “I’d like to have a word with you alone.”

I rose to go.

I got up to leave.

“Set down upon your hinderlands,” cried my grandfather, almost savagely. “If Aadam has anything to say, let him say it. It's me that has the money here; and by Gravy! I'm goin' to be obeyed.”

“Sit down on your backsides,” shouted my grandfather, almost angrily. “If Aadam has something to say, let him say it. I'm the one with the money here; and by God! I’m going to be obeyed.”

Upon this scurvy encouragement, it appeared that my uncle had no remark to offer: twice challenged to “speak out and be done with it,” he twice sullenly declined; and I may mention that about this period of the engagement, I began to be sorry for him.

Upon hearing this dismal encouragement, it seemed that my uncle had nothing to say: twice prompted to “just say it and get it over with,” he twice grimly refused; and I should note that around this time in the engagement, I started to feel sorry for him.

“See here, then, Jeannie's yin!” resumed my grandfather. “A'm goin' to give ye a set-off. Your mither was always my fav'rite, for A never could agree with Aadam. A like ye fine yoursel'; there's nae noansense aboot ye; ye've a fine nayteral idee of builder's work; ye've been to France, where they tell me they're grand at the stuccy. A splendid thing for ceilin's, the stuccy! and it's a vailyable disguise, too; A don't believe there's a builder in Scotland has used more stuccy than me. But as A was sayin', if ye'll follie that trade, with the capital that A'm goin' to give ye, ye may live yet to be as rich as mysel'. Ye see, ye would have always had a share of it when A was gone; it appears ye're needin' it now; well, ye'll get the less, as is only just and proper.”

“Look here, Jeannie’s dear!” my grandfather continued. “I’m going to give you a leg up. Your mother was always my favorite because I never could get along with Adam. I like you just fine; there’s no nonsense about you; you’ve got a great natural talent for building; you’ve been to France, where they say they’re excellent at modeling plaster. It’s a fantastic material for ceilings, the plaster! And it’s a valuable disguise too; I don’t think there’s a builder in Scotland who has used more plaster than I have. But as I was saying, if you follow that trade, with the investment I’m going to give you, you might just end up as rich as I am. You see, you would have always had a share of it when I was gone; it seems you need it now; well, you’ll get less, as is only fair and right.”

Uncle Adam cleared his throat. “This is very handsome, father,” said he; “and I am sure Loudon feels it so. Very handsome, and as you say, very just; but will you allow me to say that it had better, perhaps, be put in black and white?”

Uncle Adam cleared his throat. “This is really nice, father,” he said; “and I’m sure Loudon thinks so too. Very nice, and as you said, very fair; but can I suggest that it might be better to put it in black and white?”

The enmity always smouldering between the two men at this ill-judged interruption almost burst in flame. The stonemason turned upon his offspring, his long upper lip pulled down, for all the world, like a monkey's. He stared a while in virulent silence; and then “Get Gregg!” said he.

The tension always simmering between the two men at this poorly timed interruption nearly ignited. The stonemason turned to his son, his long upper lip pulled down like a monkey's. He glared for a moment in furious silence, and then said, “Get Gregg!”

The effect of these words was very visible. “He will be gone to his office,” stammered my uncle.

The impact of these words was clear. “He will be at his office,” my uncle stammered.

“Get Gregg!” repeated my grandfather.

“Get Gregg!” my grandfather repeated.

“I tell you, he will be gone to his office,” reiterated Adam.

“I’m telling you, he’s at his office,” Adam repeated.

“And I tell ye, he's takin' his smoke,” retorted the old man.

“And I tell you, he's having his smoke,” replied the old man.

“Very well, then,” cried my uncle, getting to his feet with some alacrity, as upon a sudden change of thought, “I will get him myself.”

“Alright, then,” my uncle said, jumping to his feet quickly, as if he had just had a change of mind, “I’ll go get him myself.”

“Ye will not!” cried my grandfather. “Ye will sit there upon your hinderland.”

“Will you not!” shouted my grandfather. “You will sit there on your backside.”

“Then how the devil am I to get him?” my uncle broke forth, with not unnatural petulance.

“Then how the hell am I supposed to get him?” my uncle burst out, with a bit of natural annoyance.

My grandfather (having no possible answer) grinned at his son with the malice of a schoolboy; then he rang the bell.

My grandfather, with no answer in sight, grinned at his son like a mischievous schoolboy; then he rang the bell.

“Take the garden key,” said Uncle Adam to the servant; “go over to the garden, and if Mr. Gregg the lawyer is there (he generally sits under the red hawthorn), give him old Mr. Loudon's compliments, and will he step in here for a moment?”

“Take the garden key,” Uncle Adam said to the servant; “head over to the garden, and if Mr. Gregg, the lawyer, is there (he usually sits under the red hawthorn), give him old Mr. Loudon's regards and ask if he can come in here for a moment?”

“Mr. Gregg the lawyer!” At once I understood (what had been puzzling me) the significance of my grandfather and the alarm of my poor uncle: the stonemason's will, it was supposed, hung trembling in the balance.

“Mr. Gregg the lawyer!” Instantly, I realized (what had been confusing me) the importance of my grandfather and the worry of my poor uncle: it was believed that the stonemason's will was hanging by a thread.

“Look here, grandfather,” I said, “I didn't want any of this. All I wanted was a loan of (say) two hundred pounds. I can take care of myself; I have prospects and opportunities, good friends in the States——”

“Look here, Grandpa,” I said, “I didn't want any of this. All I wanted was a loan of about two hundred pounds. I can handle myself; I have prospects and opportunities, good friends in the States—”

The old man waved me down. “It's me that speaks here,” he said curtly; and we waited the coming of the lawyer in a triple silence. He appeared at last, the maid ushering him in—a spectacled, dry, but not ungenial looking man.

The old man signaled for me to come over. “I’m the one talking here,” he said sharply; and we waited in silence for the lawyer to arrive. He finally walked in, the maid leading him—a man with glasses, unassuming, but not unfriendly looking.

“Here, Gregg,” cried my grandfather. “Just a question: What has Aadam got to do with my will?”

“Here, Gregg,” my grandfather shouted. “Just a question: What does Aadam have to do with my will?”

“I'm afraid I don't quite understand,” said the lawyer, staring.

“I'm sorry, I don't really get it,” said the lawyer, staring.

“What has he got to do with it?” repeated the old man, smiting with his fist upon the arm of his chair. “Is my money mine's, or is it Aadam's? Can Aadam interfere?”

“What does he have to do with it?” repeated the old man, banging his fist on the arm of his chair. “Is my money mine, or is it Aadam's? Can Aadam interfere?”

“O, I see,” said Mr. Gregg. “Certainly not. On the marriage of both of your children a certain sum was paid down and accepted in full of legitim. You have surely not forgotten the circumstance, Mr. Loudon?”

“O, I get it,” said Mr. Gregg. “Definitely not. When both of your children got married, a specific amount was paid and accepted as full settlement of legitimacy. You haven’t forgotten that, have you, Mr. Loudon?”

“So that, if I like,” concluded my grandfather, hammering out his words, “I can leave every doit I die possessed of to the Great Magunn?”—meaning probably the Great Mogul.

“So that, if I want,” my grandfather concluded, stressing his words, “I can leave everything I own when I die to the Great Magunn?”—probably referring to the Great Mogul.

“No doubt of it,” replied Gregg, with a shadow of a smile.

“No doubt about it,” replied Gregg, with a hint of a smile.

“Ye hear that, Aadam?” asked my grandfather.

“Did you hear that, Aadam?” asked my grandfather.

“I may be allowed to say I had no need to hear it,” said my uncle.

“I can honestly say I didn’t need to hear that,” said my uncle.

“Very well,” says my grandfather. “You and Jeannie's yin can go for a bit walk. Me and Gregg has business.”

“Alright,” says my grandfather. “You and Jeannie can go for a short walk. Gregg and I have some business to take care of.”

When once I was in the hall alone with Uncle Adam, I turned to him, sick at heart. “Uncle Adam,” I said, “you can understand, better than I can say, how very painful all this is to me.”

When I was alone in the hall with Uncle Adam, I turned to him, feeling really upset. “Uncle Adam,” I said, “you can understand, better than I can express, how painful this all is for me.”

“Yes, I am sorry you have seen your grandfather in so unamiable a light,” replied this extraordinary man. “You shouldn't allow it to affect your mind though. He has sterling qualities, quite an extraordinary character; and I have no fear but he means to behave handsomely to you.”

“Yeah, I’m sorry you’ve seen your grandfather in such an unflattering way,” replied this remarkable man. “You shouldn’t let it get to you, though. He has solid qualities, truly an extraordinary character; and I have no doubt that he intends to treat you well.”

His composure was beyond my imitation: the house could not contain me, nor could I even promise to return to it: in concession to which weakness, it was agreed that I should call in about an hour at the office of the lawyer, whom (as he left the library) Uncle Adam should waylay and inform of the arrangement. I suppose there was never a more topsy-turvy situation: you would have thought it was I who had suffered some rebuff, and that iron-sided Adam was a generous conqueror who scorned to take advantage.

His calmness was something I couldn't replicate: the house felt stifling, and I couldn't even promise to come back. To accommodate this weakness, it was decided that I would stop by the lawyer's office in about an hour, after Uncle Adam caught him as he left the library and filled him in on the plan. I guess there’s never been a more absurd situation: you’d think I was the one who got rejected, and that tough Adam was the magnanimous victor who refused to exploit my misfortune.

It was plain enough that I was to be endowed: to what extent and upon what conditions I was now left for an hour to meditate in the wide and solitary thoroughfares of the new town, taking counsel with street-corner statues of George IV. and William Pitt, improving my mind with the pictures in the window of a music-shop, and renewing my acquaintance with Edinburgh east wind. By the end of the hour I made my way to Mr. Gregg's office, where I was placed, with a few appropriate words, in possession of a cheque for two thousand pounds and a small parcel of architectural works.

It was clear that I was about to receive an inheritance: I spent an hour contemplating the details and conditions while walking through the empty streets of the new town, chatting with the statues of George IV and William Pitt at street corners, browsing the pictures in a music shop window, and reacquainting myself with Edinburgh's east wind. By the end of the hour, I made my way to Mr. Gregg's office, where I was given a cheque for two thousand pounds and a small package of architectural works along with a few fitting words.

“Mr. Loudon bids me add,” continued the lawyer, consulting a little sheet of notes, “that although these volumes are very valuable to the practical builder, you must be careful not to lose originality. He tells you also not to be 'hadden doun'—his own expression—by the theory of strains, and that Portland cement, properly sanded, will go a long way.”

“Mr. Loudon asks me to add,” continued the lawyer, looking at a small sheet of notes, “that while these volumes are really valuable to the practical builder, you need to be careful not to lose your originality. He also advises you not to be 'hadden doun'—his own expression—by the theory of strains, and that Portland cement, when properly mixed with sand, will be very effective.”

I smiled, and remarked that I supposed it would.

I smiled and said that I figured it would.

“I once lived in one of my excellent client's houses,” observed the lawyer; “and I was tempted, in that case, to think it had gone far enough.”

“I once lived in one of my great client's houses,” remarked the lawyer; “and I was tempted, in that situation, to think it had gone far enough.”

“Under these circumstances, sir,” said I, “you will be rather relieved to hear that I have no intention of becoming a builder.”

“Given these circumstances, sir,” I said, “you’ll be somewhat relieved to hear that I don’t plan on becoming a builder.”

At this, he fairly laughed; and, the ice being broken, I was able to consult him as to my conduct. He insisted I must return to the house, at least, for luncheon, and one of my walks with Mr. Loudon. “For the evening, I will furnish you with an excuse, if you please,” said he, “by asking you to a bachelor dinner with myself. But the luncheon and the walk are unavoidable. He is an old man, and, I believe, really fond of you; he would naturally feel aggrieved if there were any appearance of avoiding him; and as for Mr. Adam, do you know, I think your delicacy out of place.... And now, Mr. Dodd, what are you to do with this money?”

At this, he laughed genuinely; and once the ice was broken, I could talk to him about my behavior. He insisted that I had to go back to the house, at least for lunch, and one of my walks with Mr. Loudon. “For the evening, I can give you an excuse, if you’d like,” he said, “by inviting you to a bachelor dinner with me. But lunch and the walk are necessary. He’s an old man, and I believe he really likes you; he would understandably feel hurt if it seemed like you were avoiding him; and as for Mr. Adam, honestly, I think your sensitivity is unnecessary... Now, Mr. Dodd, what are you going to do with this money?”

Ay, there was the question. With two thousand pounds—fifty thousand francs—I might return to Paris and the arts, and be a prince and millionaire in that thrifty Latin Quarter. I think I had the grace, with one corner of my mind, to be glad that I had sent the London letter: I know very well that with the rest and worst of me, I repented bitterly of that precipitate act. On one point, however, my whole multiplex estate of man was unanimous: the letter being gone, there was no help but I must follow. The money was accordingly divided in two unequal shares: for the first, Mr. Gregg got me a bill in the name of Dijon to meet my liabilities in Paris; for the second, as I had already cash in hand for the expenses of my journey, he supplied me with drafts on San Francisco.

Oh, that was the question. With two thousand pounds—fifty thousand francs—I could go back to Paris and the arts, living like a prince and millionaire in that budget-conscious Latin Quarter. I think part of me was grateful that I sent the letter from London; but I also know that the rest of me deeply regretted that hasty decision. One thing, however, was clear: since the letter was sent, there was no turning back, I had to go. The money was split into two uneven portions: for the first, Mr. Gregg arranged a bill in the name of Dijon to cover my debts in Paris; for the second, since I already had cash for my trip, he provided me with drafts for San Francisco.

The rest of my business in Edinburgh, not to dwell on a very agreeable dinner with the lawyer or the horrors of the family luncheon, took the form of an excursion with the stonemason, who led me this time to no suburb or work of his old hands, but with an impulse both natural and pretty, to that more enduring home which he had chosen for his clay. It was in a cemetery, by some strange chance, immured within the bulwarks of a prison; standing, besides, on the margin of a cliff, crowded with elderly stone memorials, and green with turf and ivy. The east wind (which I thought too harsh for the old man) continually shook the boughs, and the thin sun of a Scottish summer drew their dancing shadows.

The rest of my time in Edinburgh, aside from an enjoyable dinner with the lawyer and the awkward family lunch, was spent on an outing with the stonemason. This time, he didn’t take me to a suburb or to a site of his past work, but rather to a more permanent resting place he had chosen for himself. It was in a cemetery, oddly enough, surrounded by the walls of a prison; it also sat on the edge of a cliff, surrounded by old stone memorials, and covered in grass and ivy. The east wind (which I thought was a bit harsh for the old man) continually rustled the branches, and the weak sun of a Scottish summer cast their shifting shadows.

“I wanted ye to see the place,” said he. “Yon's the stane. Euphemia Ross: that was my goodwife, your grandmither—hoots! I'm wrong; that was my first yin; I had no bairns by her;—yours is the second, Mary Murray, Born 1819, Died 1850: that's her—a fine, plain, decent sort of a creature, tak' her athegether. Alexander Loudon, Born Seventeen Ninety-Twa, Died—and then a hole in the ballant: that's me. Alexander's my name. They ca'd me Ecky when I was a boy. Eh, Ecky! ye're an awfu' auld man!”

“I wanted you to see the place,” he said. “That’s the stone. Euphemia Ross: she was my wife, your grandmother—oh wait! I’m mistaken; that was my first one; I had no kids with her;—yours is the second, Mary Murray, Born 1819, Died 1850: that’s her—a nice, plain, decent sort of person, all things considered. Alexander Loudon, Born Seventeen Ninety-Two, Died—and then there’s a gap in the ballad: that’s me. Alexander’s my name. They called me Ecky when I was a boy. Eh, Ecky! you’re such an old man!”

I had a second and sadder experience of graveyards at my next alighting-place, the city of Muskegon, now rendered conspicuous by the dome of the new capitol encaged in scaffolding. It was late in the afternoon when I arrived, and raining; and as I walked in great streets, of the very name of which I was quite ignorant—double, treble, and quadruple lines of horse-cars jingling by—hundred-fold wires of telegraph and telephone matting heaven above my head—huge, staring houses, garish and gloomy, flanking me from either hand—the thought of the Rue Racine, ay, and of the cabman's eating-house, brought tears to my eyes. The whole monotonous Babel had grown, or I should rather say swelled, with such a leap since my departure, that I must continually inquire my way; and the very cemetery was brand new. Death, however, had been active; the graves were already numerous, and I must pick my way in the rain, among the tawdry sepulchres of millionnaires, and past the plain black crosses of Hungarian labourers, till chance or instinct led me to the place that was my father's. The stone had been erected (I knew already) “by admiring friends”; I could now judge their taste in monuments; their taste in literature, methought, I could imagine, and I refrained from drawing near enough to read the terms of the inscription. But the name was in larger letters and stared at me—JAMES K. DODD. What a singular thing is a name, I thought; how it clings to a man, and continually misrepresents, and then survives him; and it flashed across my mind, with a mixture of regret and bitter mirth, that I had never known, and now probably never should know, what the K had represented. King, Kilter, Kay, Kaiser, I went, running over names at random, and then stumbled with ludicrous misspelling on Kornelius, and had nearly laughed aloud. I have never been more childish; I suppose (although the deeper voices of my nature seemed all dumb) because I have never been more moved. And at this last incongruous antic of my nerves, I was seized with a panic of remorse and fled the cemetery.

I had a second and more sorrowful experience with graveyards at my next stop, the city of Muskegon, now noticeable because of the dome of the new capitol wrapped in scaffolding. It was late afternoon when I arrived, and it was raining. As I walked through wide streets, with names I didn’t even know—double, triple, and quadruple lines of streetcars clattering by—hundreds of telegraph and telephone wires crisscrossing above my head—massive, glaring buildings, flashy and gloomy, crowding me from both sides—the thought of Rue Racine and the cab driver's diner brought tears to my eyes. The whole repetitive chaos had grown, or rather I should say ballooned, so much since I left that I had to constantly ask for directions; and the cemetery was brand new. Death, however, had been busy; the graves were already numerous, and I had to navigate through the rain among the gaudy tombstones of millionaires and past the simple black crosses of Hungarian workers, until chance or instinct guided me to my father's grave. The stone had been put up (I already knew) “by admiring friends”; I could now judge their taste in monuments; I could well imagine their taste in literature, and I held back from getting too close to read the inscription. But the name was in bigger letters and jumped out at me—JAMES K. DODD. What a strange thing a name is, I thought; how it stays with a person, often misrepresenting, and then outlasts them; and it suddenly struck me, with a mix of regret and bitter amusement, that I had never known, and probably never would know, what the K stood for. King, Kilter, Kay, Kaiser, I went through names randomly, and then stumbled upon the ludicrous misspelling of Kornelius, almost laughing out loud. I had never felt more childish; I suppose (even though the deeper parts of me seemed silent) it was because I had never been more affected. And at this last odd reaction of my nerves, I was overtaken by a wave of remorse and fled the cemetery.

Scarce less funereal was the rest of my experience in Muskegon, where, nevertheless, I lingered, visiting my father's circle, for some days. It was in piety to him I lingered; and I might have spared myself the pain. His memory was already quite gone out. For his sake, indeed, I was made welcome; and for mine the conversation rolled awhile with laborious effort on the virtues of the deceased. His former comrades dwelt, in my company, upon his business talents or his generosity for public purposes; when my back was turned, they remembered him no more. My father had loved me; I had left him alone to live and die among the indifferent; now I returned to find him dead and buried and forgotten. Unavailing penitence translated itself in my thoughts to fresh resolve. There was another poor soul who loved me: Pinkerton. I must not be guilty twice of the same error.

Not much less gloomy was the rest of my time in Muskegon, where I still hung around, visiting my father's friends for a few days. I stayed out of respect for him; I could have saved myself the heartache. His memory had already faded. I was welcomed there because of him, and we struggled to keep the conversation going about his good qualities. His old friends talked about his business skills and his generosity for causes, but as soon as I wasn’t around, they didn’t think of him anymore. My father had loved me; I had left him to live and die among people who didn’t care; now I came back to find him dead, buried, and forgotten. My pointless guilt turned into a new determination. There was another lonely person who cared for me: Pinkerton. I couldn’t make the same mistake twice.

A week perhaps had been thus wasted, nor had I prepared my friend for the delay. Accordingly, when I had changed trains at Council Bluffs, I was aware of a man appearing at the end of the car with a telegram in his hand and inquiring whether there were any one aboard “of the name of LONDON Dodd?” I thought the name near enough, claimed the despatch, and found it was from Pinkerton: “What day do you arrive? Awfully important.” I sent him an answer giving day and hour, and at Ogden found a fresh despatch awaiting me: “That will do. Unspeakable relief. Meet you at Sacramento.” In Paris days I had a private name for Pinkerton: “The Irrepressible” was what I had called him in hours of bitterness, and the name rose once more on my lips. What mischief was he up to now? What new bowl was my benignant monster brewing for his Frankenstein? In what new imbroglio should I alight on the Pacific coast? My trust in the man was entire, and my distrust perfect. I knew he would never mean amiss; but I was convinced he would almost never (in my sense) do aright.

A week had probably been wasted like this, and I hadn’t prepared my friend for the delay. So, when I changed trains at Council Bluffs, I noticed a man at the end of the car holding a telegram and asking if anyone on board was named “LONDON Dodd.” I thought that was close enough, claimed the message, and found it was from Pinkerton: “What day do you arrive? Really important.” I replied with the day and hour, and when I got to Ogden, there was another message waiting for me: “That works. Unbelievable relief. Meet you in Sacramento.” Back in Paris, I had a nickname for Pinkerton: I called him “The Irrepressible” during times of frustration, and the name came to mind again. What trouble was he up to now? What new chaos was my well-meaning monster creating for his Frankenstein? What complicated situation would I stumble into on the West Coast? I trusted him completely, but I also distrusted him entirely. I knew he would never intend harm; I just believed he would almost never do the right thing in my eyes.

I suppose these vague anticipations added a shade of gloom to that already gloomy place of travel: Nebraska, Wyoming, Utah, Nevada, scowled in my face at least, and seemed to point me back again to that other native land of mine, the Latin Quarter. But when the Sierras had been climbed, and the train, after so long beating and panting, stretched itself upon the downward track—when I beheld that vast extent of prosperous country rolling seaward from the woods and the blue mountains, that illimitable spread of rippling corn, the trees growing and blowing in the merry weather, the country boys thronging aboard the train with figs and peaches, and the conductors, and the very darky stewards, visibly exulting in the change—up went my soul like a balloon; Care fell from his perch upon my shoulders; and when I spied my Pinkerton among the crowd at Sacramento, I thought of nothing but to shout and wave for him, and grasp him by the hand, like what he was—my dearest friend.

I guess these vague expectations added a bit of gloom to that already gloomy travel experience: Nebraska, Wyoming, Utah, Nevada, all seemed to frown at me and pointed me back to my other home, the Latin Quarter. But once we climbed the Sierras and the train, after so much effort and noise, finally stretched out on the downhill track—when I saw that vast expanse of thriving land rolling towards the sea from the woods and blue mountains, that endless spread of shining corn, the trees swaying in the cheerful weather, the local boys crowding onto the train with figs and peaches, and the conductors and even the Black stewards clearly excited about the change—my spirits lifted like a balloon; worry fell off my shoulders; and when I spotted my Pinkerton among the crowd in Sacramento, all I could think of was shouting and waving for him, then shaking his hand, like he was—my dearest friend.

“O Loudon!” he cried. “Man, how I've pined for you! And you haven't come an hour too soon. You're known here and waited for; I've been booming you already; you're billed for a lecture to-morrow night: Student Life in Paris, Grave and Gay: twelve hundred places booked at the last stock! Tut, man, you're looking thin! Here, try a drop of this.” And he produced a case bottle, staringly labelled PINKERTON'S THIRTEEN STAR GOLDEN STATE BRANDY, WARRANTED ENTIRE.

“O Loudon!” he exclaimed. “Dude, I've really missed you! And you couldn’t have arrived at a better time. You’re already recognized and expected here; I’ve been hyping you up! You've got a lecture scheduled for tomorrow night: Student Life in Paris, Grave and Gay: twelve hundred seats sold out at the last minute! Wow, man, you look a bit run-down! Here, have a sip of this.” He pulled out a bottle, boldly labeled PINKERTON'S THIRTEEN STAR GOLDEN STATE BRANDY, WARRANTED ENTIRE.

“God bless me!” said I, gasping and winking after my first plunge into this fiery fluid. “And what does 'Warranted Entire' mean?”

“God bless me!” I exclaimed, gasping and blinking after my first dive into this hot liquid. “And what does 'Warranted Entire' mean?”

“Why, Loudon! you ought to know that!” cried Pinkerton. “It's real, copper-bottomed English; you see it on all the old-time wayside hostelries over there.”

“Why, Loudon! You should know that!” exclaimed Pinkerton. “It's genuine, traditional English; you find it on all the old inns over there.”

“But if I'm not mistaken, it means something Warranted Entirely different,” said I, “and applies to the public house, and not the beverages sold.”

“But if I'm not mistaken, it means something completely different,” I said, “and applies to the pub, not the drinks sold.”

“It's very possible,” said Jim, quite unabashed. “It's effective, anyway; and I can tell you, sir, it has boomed that spirit: it goes now by the gross of cases. By the way, I hope you won't mind; I've got your portrait all over San Francisco for the lecture, enlarged from that carte de visite: H. Loudon Dodd, the Americo-Parisienne Sculptor. Here's a proof of the small handbills; the posters are the same, only in red and blue, and the letters fourteen by one.”

“It's totally possible,” Jim said, completely unashamed. “It's definitely working; and I can tell you, sir, it's really boosted that spirit: it's now being sold by the dozen. By the way, I hope you don't mind; I've put your portrait all over San Francisco for the lecture, enlarged from that photo: H. Loudon Dodd, the Americo-Parisienne Sculptor. Here’s a sample of the small flyers; the posters are the same, just in red and blue, and the letters are fourteen by one.”

I looked at the handbill, and my head turned. What was the use of words? why seek to explain to Pinkerton the knotted horrors of “Americo-Parisienne”? He took an early occasion to point it out as “rather a good phrase; gives the two sides at a glance: I wanted the lecture written up to that.” Even after we had reached San Francisco, and at the actual physical shock of my own effigy placarded on the streets I had broken forth in petulant words, he never comprehended in the least the ground of my aversion.

I looked at the flyer, and my head turned. What was the point of words? Why try to explain to Pinkerton the tangled horrors of “Americo-Parisienne”? He quickly mentioned it as “a pretty good phrase; captures both sides at a glance: I wanted the lecture written up to that.” Even after we got to San Francisco, and when I saw my own likeness posted around the streets, I had reacted with annoyed words, he never understood at all the reason for my distaste.

“If I had only known you disliked red lettering!” was as high as he could rise. “You are perfectly right: a clear-cut black is preferable, and shows a great deal further. The only thing that pains me is the portrait: I own I thought that a success. I'm dreadfully and truly sorry, my dear fellow: I see now it's not what you had a right to expect; but I did it, Loudon, for the best; and the press is all delighted.”

“If I had only known you didn’t like red lettering!” was as far as he could go. “You’re absolutely right: a solid black is better and much more visible. The only thing that bothers me is the portrait: I truly thought it was a success. I’m really sorry, my dear friend: I realize now it’s not what you had the right to expect; but I did it, Loudon, with the best intentions; and the press is thrilled.”

At the moment, sweeping through green tule swamps, I fell direct on the essential. “But, Pinkerton,” I cried, “this lecture is the maddest of your madnesses. How can I prepare a lecture in thirty hours?”

At the moment, moving through the lush green tule swamps, I came straight to the point. “But, Pinkerton,” I exclaimed, “this lecture is the craziest of your crazy ideas. How can I get ready for a lecture in thirty hours?”

“All done, Loudon!” he exclaimed in triumph. “All ready. Trust me to pull a piece of business through. You'll find it all type-written in my desk at home. I put the best talent of San Francisco on the job: Harry Miller, the brightest pressman in the city.”

“All done, Loudon!” he shouted with excitement. “All set. You can count on me to get things done. You'll find everything typed out in my desk at home. I hired the best talent in San Francisco for the job: Harry Miller, the top pressman in the city.”

And so he rattled on, beyond reach of my modest protestations, blurting out his complicated interests, crying up his new acquaintances, and ever and again hungering to introduce me to some “whole-souled, grand fellow, as sharp as a needle,” from whom, and the very thought of whom, my spirit shrank instinctively.

And so he kept talking, ignoring my polite protests, spilling out his complicated interests, praising his new friends, and repeatedly eager to introduce me to some “genuine, great guy, as sharp as a needle,” from whom, and even the thought of him, my spirit instinctively recoiled.

Well, I was in for it: in for Pinkerton, in for the portrait, in for the type-written lecture. One promise I extorted—that I was never again to be committed in ignorance; even for that, when I saw how its extortion puzzled and depressed the Irrepressible, my soul repented me; and in all else I suffered myself to be led uncomplaining at his chariot wheels. The Irrepressible, did I say? The Irresistible were nigher truth.

Well, I was in deep: involved with Pinkerton, dealing with the portrait, and committed to the typed lecture. I got one promise—that I would never be kept in the dark again; even for that, when I saw how my demands confused and upset the Irrepressible, I regretted it. In everything else, I allowed myself to be led without complaint at his chariot wheels. The Irrepressible, did I say? The Irresistible was closer to the truth.

But the time to have seen me was when I sat down to Harry Miller's lecture. He was a facetious dog, this Harry Miller; he had a gallant way of skirting the indecent which (in my case) produced physical nausea; and he could be sentimental and even melodramatic about grisettes and starving genius. I found he had enjoyed the benefit of my correspondence with Pinkerton: adventures of my own were here and there horridly misrepresented, sentiments of my own echoed and exaggerated till I blushed to recognise them. I will do Harry Miller justice: he must have had a kind of talent, almost of genius; all attempts to lower his tone proving fruitless, and the Harry-Millerism ineradicable. Nay, the monster had a certain key of style, or want of style, so that certain milder passages, which I sought to introduce, discorded horribly, and impoverished (if that were possible) the general effect.

But the right time to have seen me was when I sat down for Harry Miller's lecture. He was quite the jokester, this Harry Miller; he had a bold way of tiptoeing around inappropriate topics that made me feel physically sick. He could also be sentimental and even melodramatic about young women and struggling artists. I realized he had used my letters to Pinkerton to tell some stories: my own adventures were horribly misrepresented here and there, and my feelings were echoed and exaggerated to the point where I blushed at recognizing them. I have to give Harry Miller credit; he must have had a kind of talent, almost genius, since all attempts to tone him down were useless, and his style was inescapable. In fact, the guy had a unique style, or lack of it, such that the softer parts I tried to add just clashed terribly and made the overall impact even worse, if that was even possible.

By an early hour of the numbered evening I might have been observed at the sign of the Poodle Dog, dining with my agent: so Pinkerton delighted to describe himself. Thence, like an ox to the slaughter, he led me to the hall, where I stood presently alone, confronting assembled San Francisco, with no better allies than a table, a glass of water, and a mass of manuscript and typework, representing Harry Miller and myself. I read the lecture; for I had lacked both time and will to get the trash by heart—read it hurriedly, humbly, and with visible shame. Now and then I would catch in the auditorium an eye of some intelligence, now and then, in the manuscript, would stumble on a richer vein of Harry Miller, and my heart would fail me, and I gabbled. The audience yawned, it stirred uneasily, it muttered, grumbled, and broke forth at last in articulate cries of “Speak up!” and “Nobody can hear!” I took to skipping, and being extremely ill-acquainted with the country, almost invariably cut in again in the unintelligible midst of some new topic. What struck me as extremely ominous, these misfortunes were allowed to pass without a laugh. Indeed, I was beginning to fear the worst, and even personal indignity, when all at once the humour of the thing broke upon me strongly. I could have laughed aloud; and being again summoned to speak up, I faced my patrons for the first time with a smile. “Very well,” I said, “I will try, though I don't suppose anybody wants to hear, and I can't see why anybody should.” Audience and lecturer laughed together till the tears ran down; vociferous and repeated applause hailed my impromptu sally. Another hit which I made but a little after, as I turned three pages of the copy: “You see, I am leaving out as much as I possibly can,” increased the esteem with which my patrons had begun to regard me; and when I left the stage at last, my departing form was cheered with laughter, stamping, shouting, and the waving of hats.

By early evening, you might have seen me at the Poodle Dog, having dinner with my agent, as Pinkerton loved to call himself. From there, like a lamb to the slaughter, he took me to the hall, where I soon found myself alone, facing a crowd in San Francisco, with nothing but a table, a glass of water, and a pile of notes representing Harry Miller and me. I read the lecture; I hadn’t had the time or the motivation to memorize the junk—so I read it quickly, modestly, and with clear embarrassment. Here and there, I’d catch a glimpse of someone in the audience who seemed engaged, and occasionally, I’d stumble upon a more clever bit from Harry Miller in my notes, which made my heart sink, and I would rush through it. The audience yawned, shifted uncomfortably, murmured, complained, and finally shouted things like “Speak up!” and “No one can hear!” I started skipping sections, and since I didn’t know the area very well, I almost always jumped back in at the wrong time, mid-topic. What worried me was that these mishaps were met with silence instead of laughter. I was starting to dread what might come next, even personal embarrassment, when suddenly the absurdity of the situation hit me. I could have laughed out loud; and when I was called again to speak up, I finally faced my audience with a smile. “Alright,” I said, “I’ll give it a shot, even though I doubt anyone wants to listen, and I can’t see why they would.” The audience and I laughed together until we were in tears; loud, enthusiastic applause followed my off-the-cuff remark. A little later, as I turned three pages in my notes, I said, “You see, I’m leaving out as much as I can,” which made the audience appreciate me even more. When I finally left the stage, there was laughter, stomping, shouting, and hats waving in my honor.

Pinkerton was in the waiting-room, feverishly jotting in his pocket-book. As he saw me enter, he sprang up, and I declare the tears were trickling on his cheeks.

Pinkerton was in the waiting room, frantically writing in his notebook. As soon as he saw me walk in, he jumped up, and I swear tears were streaming down his cheeks.

“My dear boy,” he cried, “I can never forgive myself, and you can never forgive me. Never mind: I did it for the best. And how nobly you clung on! I dreaded we should have had to return the money at the doors.”

“My dear boy,” he exclaimed, “I can never forgive myself, and you can never forgive me. It doesn’t matter: I did it with good intentions. And how bravely you held on! I feared we would have to return the money at the entrance.”

“It would have been more honest if we had,” said I.

“It would have been more honest if we had,” I said.

The pressmen followed me, Harry Miller in the front ranks; and I was amazed to find them, on the whole, a pleasant set of lads, probably more sinned against than sinning, and even Harry Miller apparently a gentleman. I had in oysters and champagne—for the receipts were excellent—and being in a high state of nervous tension, kept the table in a roar. Indeed, I was never in my life so well inspired as when I described my vigil over Harry Miller's literature or the series of my emotions as I faced the audience. The lads vowed I was the soul of good company and the prince of lecturers; and—so wonderful an institution is the popular press—if you had seen the notices next day in all the papers, you must have supposed my evening's entertainment an unqualified success.

The reporters followed me, with Harry Miller at the front; and I was surprised to find them, overall, a decent group of guys, probably more wronged than wrongdoers, and even Harry Miller seemed like a gentleman. I had oysters and champagne—because the food was fantastic—and in my high state of nervous excitement, I kept the table laughing. Honestly, I’ve never been more inspired in my life than when I talked about my watch over Harry Miller’s work or shared my feelings facing the audience. The guys insisted I was the life of the party and the best lecturer; and—what a remarkable thing the popular press is—if you had seen the reviews the next day in all the papers, you would have thought my performance was a total triumph.

I was in excellent spirits when I returned home that night, but the miserable Pinkerton sorrowed for us both.

I was in great spirits when I got home that night, but the unhappy Pinkerton was upset for both of us.

“O, Loudon,” he said, “I shall never forgive myself. When I saw you didn't catch on to the idea of the lecture, I should have given it myself!”

“O, Loudon,” he said, “I will never forgive myself. When I saw you didn’t get the idea of the lecture, I should have just given it myself!”





CHAPTER VII. IRONS IN THE FIRE.

Opes Strepitumque.

Opes and noise.

The food of the body differs not so greatly for the fool or the sage, the elephant or the cock-sparrow; and similar chemical elements, variously disguised, support all mortals. A brief study of Pinkerton in his new setting convinced me of a kindred truth about that other and mental digestion, by which we extract what is called “fun for our money” out of life. In the same spirit as a schoolboy, deep in Mayne Reid, handles a dummy gun and crawls among imaginary forests, Pinkerton sped through Kearney Street upon his daily business, representing to himself a highly coloured part in life's performance, and happy for hours if he should have chanced to brush against a millionnaire. Reality was his romance; he gloried to be thus engaged; he wallowed in his business. Suppose a man to dig up a galleon on the Coromandel coast, his rakish schooner keeping the while an offing under easy sail, and he, by the blaze of a great fire of wreckwood, to measure ingots by the bucketful on the uproarious beach: such an one might realise a greater material spoil; he should have no more profit of romance than Pinkerton when he cast up his weekly balance-sheet in a bald office. Every dollar gained was like something brought ashore from a mysterious deep; every venture made was like a diver's plunge; and as he thrust his bold hand into the plexus of the money-market, he was delightedly aware of how he shook the pillars of existence, turned out men (as at a battle-cry) to labour in far countries, and set the gold twitching in the drawers of millionnaires.

The food for the body isn't that different for a fool or a wise person, an elephant or a little bird; the same basic elements, just dressed up differently, sustain everyone. A quick look at Pinkerton in his new environment made me realize a similar truth about mental digestion, where we get what we call “fun for our money” out of life. Just like a schoolboy, lost in a Mayne Reid adventure, plays with a toy gun and crawls through imaginary woods, Pinkerton raced down Kearney Street on his daily errands, picturing himself playing a vibrant role in life’s performance and feeling happy for hours if he happened to brush against a millionaire. Reality was his romance; he took pride in being involved; he reveled in his work. Imagine a man digging up a sunken treasure ship on the Coromandel coast, his stylish schooner anchored nearby, and him measuring gold ingots by the bucket on a lively beach by the light of a huge wreckwood fire: he might collect greater material wealth, but he wouldn’t have any more romance than Pinkerton when he was adding up his weekly balance in a dull office. Every dollar earned was like something pulled from a mysterious ocean; every new opportunity felt like a diver’s leap; and as he boldly reached into the money market, he delighted in knowing he was shaking the foundations of existence, sending workers out (as if at a battle cry) to toil in distant lands, and making the gold quiver in the drawers of millionaires.

I could never fathom the full extent of his speculations; but there were five separate businesses which he avowed and carried like a banner. The Thirteen Star Golden State Brandy, Warranted Entire (a very flagrant distillation) filled a great part of his thoughts, and was kept before the public in an eloquent but misleading treatise: Why Drink French Brandy? A Word to the Wise. He kept an office for advertisers, counselling, designing, acting as middleman with printers and bill-stickers, for the inexperienced or the uninspired: the dull haberdasher came to him for ideas, the smart theatrical agent for his local knowledge; and one and all departed with a copy of his pamphlet: How, When, and Where; or, the Advertiser's Vade-Mecum. He had a tug chartered every Saturday afternoon and night, carried people outside the Heads, and provided them with lines and bait for six hours' fishing, at the rate of five dollars a person. I am told that some of them (doubtless adroit anglers) made a profit on the transaction. Occasionally he bought wrecks and condemned vessels; these latter (I cannot tell you how) found their way to sea again under aliases, and continued to stem the waves triumphantly enough under the colours of Bolivia or Nicaragua. Lastly, there was a certain agricultural engine, glorying in a great deal of vermilion and blue paint, and filling (it appeared) a “long-felt want,” in which his interest was something like a tenth.

I could never fully understand the extent of his ambitions, but he proudly claimed five distinct businesses. The Thirteen Star Golden State Brandy, Warranted Entire (a very bold distillation) occupied much of his mind and was promoted through a persuasive but misleading brochure: Why Drink French Brandy? A Word to the Wise. He ran an office for advertisers, offering advice, designing ads, and acting as a go-between for printers and poster companies for those who were inexperienced or lacking inspiration: the bland haberdasher sought his ideas, while the sharp theatrical agent looked for his local insights; everyone left with a copy of his pamphlet: How, When, and Where; or, the Advertiser's Vade-Mecum. Every Saturday afternoon and evening, he chartered a tugboat to take people outside the Heads, providing them with fishing lines and bait for six hours at five dollars a person. I've heard that some of them (likely skilled fishermen) turned a profit from the trip. Occasionally, he bought shipwrecks and boats marked for demolition; these later (I can't explain how) returned to the sea under different names and successfully sailed under the flags of Bolivia or Nicaragua. Lastly, there was a particular agricultural engine, painted bright red and blue, seemingly fulfilling a “long-felt need,” in which he had roughly a ten percent stake.

This for the face or front of his concerns. “On the outside,” as he phrased it, he was variously and mysteriously engaged. No dollar slept in his possession; rather he kept all simultaneously flying like a conjurer with oranges. My own earnings, when I began to have a share, he would but show me for a moment, and disperse again, like those illusive money gifts which are flashed in the eyes of childhood only to be entombed in the missionary box. And he would come down radiant from a weekly balance-sheet, clap me on the shoulder, declare himself a winner by Gargantuan figures, and prove destitute of a quarter for a drink.

This is about the face or front of his concerns. “On the outside,” as he put it, he was involved in various mysterious activities. He never held onto any money; instead, he kept it all moving like a magician juggling oranges. When I started to earn something, he would show me my share for a moment and then scatter it away again, like those tempting money gifts that are shown to children only to be locked away in the missionary box. He would come down from reviewing the weekly balance sheet looking thrilled, pat me on the shoulder, claim he had made a ton of money, and then be unable to find a quarter for a drink.

“What on earth have you done with it?” I would ask.

“What on earth did you do with it?” I would ask.

“Into the mill again; all re-invested!” he would cry, with infinite delight. Investment was ever his word. He could not bear what he called gambling. “Never touch stocks, Loudon,” he would say; “nothing but legitimate business.” And yet, Heaven knows, many an indurated gambler might have drawn back appalled at the first hint of some of Pinkerton's investments! One, which I succeeded in tracking home, and instance for a specimen, was a seventh share in the charter of a certain ill-starred schooner bound for Mexico, to smuggle weapons on the one trip, and cigars upon the other. The latter end of this enterprise, involving (as it did) shipwreck, confiscation, and a lawsuit with the underwriters, was too painful to be dwelt upon at length. “It's proved a disappointment,” was as far as my friend would go with me in words; but I knew, from observation, that the fabric of his fortunes tottered. For the rest, it was only by accident I got wind of the transaction; for Pinkerton, after a time, was shy of introducing me to his arcana: the reason you are to hear presently.

“Back to the mill; everything re-invested!” he would exclaim, filled with joy. Investment was always his focus. He couldn’t stand what he referred to as gambling. “Never touch stocks, Loudon,” he would advise; “only legitimate business.” Yet, God knows, many a hardened gambler might have been horrified at the first hint of some of Pinkerton's investments! One, which I managed to trace back, and use as an example, was a one-seventh share in the charter of a certain ill-fated schooner headed for Mexico, tasked with smuggling weapons on one trip and cigars on another. The outcome of this venture, which included (as it did) shipwreck, confiscation, and a lawsuit with the underwriters, was too painful to discuss in detail. “It’s turned out to be a disappointment,” was as far as my friend would go in explaining it to me; but I knew, from what I observed, that his financial situation was shaky. For the rest, I only found out about the deal by chance; Pinkerton, after a while, was hesitant to introduce me to his secrets: the reason you will hear soon.

The office which was (or should have been) the point of rest for so many evolving dollars stood in the heart of the city: a high and spacious room, with many plate-glass windows. A glazed cabinet of polished redwood offered to the eye a regiment of some two hundred bottles, conspicuously labelled. These were all charged with Pinkerton's Thirteen Star, although from across the room it would have required an expert to distinguish them from the same number of bottles of Courvoisier. I used to twit my friend with this resemblance, and propose a new edition of the pamphlet, with the title thus improved: Why Drink French Brandy, when we give you the same labels? The doors of the cabinet revolved all day upon their hinges; and if there entered any one who was a stranger to the merits of the brand, he departed laden with a bottle. When I used to protest at this extravagance, “My dear Loudon,” Pinkerton would cry, “you don't seem to catch on to business principles! The prime cost of the spirit is literally nothing. I couldn't find a cheaper advertisement if I tried.” Against the side post of the cabinet there leaned a gaudy umbrella, preserved there as a relic. It appears that when Pinkerton was about to place Thirteen Star upon the market, the rainy season was at hand. He lay dark, almost in penury, awaiting the first shower, at which, as upon a signal, the main thoroughfares became dotted with his agents, vendors of advertisements; and the whole world of San Francisco, from the businessman fleeing for the ferry-boat, to the lady waiting at the corner for her car, sheltered itself under umbrellas with this strange device: Are you wet? Try Thirteen Star. “It was a mammoth boom,” said Pinkerton, with a sigh of delighted recollection. “There wasn't another umbrella to be seen. I stood at this window, Loudon, feasting my eyes; and I declare, I felt like Vanderbilt.” And it was to this neat application of the local climate that he owed, not only much of the sale of Thirteen Star, but the whole business of his advertising agency.

The office that was (or should have been) the hub for so many growing dollars was right in the city center: a large, open room with lots of glass windows. A glossy cabinet made of polished redwood displayed a lineup of about two hundred bottles, each clearly labeled. All of them contained Pinkerton's Thirteen Star, although from a distance, it would take an expert to tell them apart from an equal number of bottles of Courvoisier. I would tease my friend about this similarity and suggest a new version of the pamphlet with a catchy title: Why Drink French Brandy, When We Offer You the Same Labels? The cabinet doors spun on their hinges all day; and if anyone walked in who didn’t know the brand, they left carrying a bottle. Whenever I protested about this wastefulness, Pinkerton would exclaim, “My dear Loudon, you just don’t understand business! The actual cost of the liquor is practically nothing. I couldn't find a cheaper way to advertise if I tried.” Leaning against the cabinet was a flashy umbrella, preserved there as a memento. Apparently, when Pinkerton was about to launch Thirteen Star, the rainy season was coming. He was in a tough spot, almost broke, waiting for the first rain, which would serve as a signal for his agents and ad vendors to spread out on the main streets, while the entire city of San Francisco—everyone from busy businessmen rushing to the ferry to ladies waiting for their ride—sought shelter under umbrellas bearing the unusual message: Are you wet? Try Thirteen Star. “It was a massive success,” Pinkerton said, reminiscing with a smile. “There wasn’t another umbrella in sight. I stood at this window, enjoying the view, and I swear, I felt like Vanderbilt.” It was this clever use of the local weather that not only boosted Thirteen Star's sales but also secured his entire advertising agency's business.

The large desk (to resume our survey of the office) stood about the middle, knee-deep in stacks of handbills and posters, of Why Drink French Brandy? and The Advertiser's Vade-Mecum. It was flanked upon the one hand by two female type-writers, who rested not between the hours of nine and four, and upon the other by a model of the agricultural machine. The walls, where they were not broken by telephone boxes and a couple of photographs—one representing the wreck of the James L. Moody on a bold and broken coast, the other the Saturday tug alive with amateur fishers—almost disappeared under oil-paintings gaudily framed. Many of these were relics of the Latin Quarter, and I must do Pinkerton the justice to say that none of them were bad, and some had remarkable merit. They went off slowly but for handsome figures; and their places were progressively supplied with the work of local artists. These last it was one of my first duties to review and criticise. Some of them were villainous, yet all were saleable. I said so; and the next moment saw myself, the figure of a miserable renegade, bearing arms in the wrong camp. I was to look at pictures thenceforward, not with the eye of the artist, but the dealer; and I saw the stream widen that divided me from all I loved.

The large desk (to continue our look at the office) stood about in the middle, surrounded by piles of flyers and posters for Why Drink French Brandy? and The Advertiser's Vade-Mecum. On one side, there were two female typists who didn’t stop working between nine and four, and on the other was a model of an agricultural machine. The walls, broken up by telephone boxes and a couple of photos—one showing the wreck of the James L. Moody on a rugged coast, the other the Saturday tug filled with amateur fishermen—were almost completely covered in brightly framed oil paintings. Many of these were remnants from the Latin Quarter, and I must give Pinkerton credit for the fact that none of them were bad, and some had notable merit. They sold slowly but at good prices; and as they were sold, they were gradually replaced by works from local artists. Reviewing and critiquing these new pieces became one of my first responsibilities. Some of them were awful, yet all were marketable. I acknowledged this; and in that moment, I felt like a miserable traitor, fighting for the wrong side. From then on, I was to look at art not with the eyes of an artist, but as a dealer; and I saw the gap widen between me and everything I cherished.

“Now, Loudon,” Pinkerton had said, the morning after the lecture, “now Loudon, we can go at it shoulder to shoulder. This is what I have longed for: I wanted two heads and four arms; and now I have 'em. You'll find it's just the same as art—all observation and imagination; only more movement. Just wait till you begin to feel the charm!”

“Now, Loudon,” Pinkerton said the morning after the lecture, “now Loudon, we can tackle this together. This is what I’ve been waiting for: I wanted two minds and four hands; and now I’ve got them. You’ll see it’s just like art—all about observation and imagination; just with more action. Just wait until you start to feel the excitement!”

I might have waited long. Perhaps I lack a sense; for our whole existence seemed to me one dreary bustle, and the place we bustled in fitly to be called the Place of Yawning. I slept in a little den behind the office; Pinkerton, in the office itself, stretched on a patent sofa which sometimes collapsed, his slumbers still further menaced by an imminent clock with an alarm. Roused by this diabolical contrivance, we rose early, went forth early to breakfast, and returned by nine to what Pinkerton called work, and I distraction. Masses of letters must be opened, read, and answered; some by me at a subsidiary desk which had been introduced on the morning of my arrival; others by my bright-eyed friend, pacing the room like a caged lion as he dictated to the tinkling type-writers. Masses of wet proof had to be overhauled and scrawled upon with a blue pencil—“rustic”—“six-inch caps”—“bold spacing here”—or sometimes terms more fervid, as for instance this, which I remember Pinkerton to have spirted on the margin of an advertisement of Soothing Syrup: “Throw this all down. Have you never printed an advertisement? I'll be round in half an hour.” The ledger and sale-book, besides, we had always with us. Such was the backbone of our occupation, and tolerable enough; but the far greater proportion of our time was consumed by visitors, whole-souled, grand fellows no doubt, and as sharp as a needle, but to me unfortunately not diverting. Some were apparently half-witted, and must be talked over by the hour before they could reach the humblest decision, which they only left the office to return again (ten minutes later) and rescind. Others came with a vast show of hurry and despatch, but I observed it to be principally show. The agricultural model for instance, which was practicable, proved a kind of flypaper for these busybodies. I have seen them blankly turn the crank of it for five minutes at a time, simulating (to nobody's deception) business interest: “Good thing this, Pinkerton? Sell much of it? Ha! Couldn't use it, I suppose, as a medium of advertisement for my article?”—which was perhaps toilet soap. Others (a still worse variety) carried us to neighbouring saloons to dice for cocktails and (after the cocktails were paid) for dollars on a corner of the counter. The attraction of dice for all these people was indeed extraordinary: at a certain club, where I once dined in the character of “my partner, Mr. Dodd,” the dice-box came on the table with the wine, an artless substitute for after-dinner wit.

I might have waited a long time. Maybe I just don’t get it; our entire existence felt like one exhausting hustle, and the place we hustled in was aptly named the Place of Yawning. I slept in a small nook behind the office; Pinkerton, in the office itself, lay on a patent sofa that occasionally collapsed, his sleep further threatened by a nearby alarm clock. Awakened by this awful device, we got up early, went out early for breakfast, and returned by nine to what Pinkerton called work, and I called distraction. We had piles of letters to open, read, and reply to; some by me at a side desk that had been set up on my first morning; others by my bright-eyed friend, pacing the room like a trapped lion while he dictated to the clattering typewriters. We had stacks of wet proofs to review and scribble on with a blue pencil—“rustic”—“six-inch caps”—“bold spacing here”—or sometimes more intense remarks, like this one I remember Pinkerton scribbled in the margin of an ad for Soothing Syrup: “Throw this all down. Have you never printed an advertisement? I'll be there in half an hour.” We always had the ledger and sales book with us. This made up the core of our job, which was tolerable enough; but a much larger portion of our time was taken up by visitors, who were certainly great guys, sharp as a tack, but sadly not entertaining to me. Some seemed somewhat slow and needed to talk for hours before they could make even the simplest decision, only to leave the office and come back ten minutes later to change it. Others arrived with a lot of hurry and urgency, but I noticed it was mostly just for show. The agricultural model, for example, which was workable, became like flypaper for these busybodies. I’ve seen them blankly turn the crank on it for five minutes straight, pretending to be interested in business: “Good thing this is, Pinkerton? Do you sell a lot of it? Ha! I couldn’t use it as a way to advertise my product, could I?”—which was probably toilet soap. Others (an even worse type) took us to nearby bars to gamble for cocktails and (after the cocktails were paid for) for cash on the edge of the counter. The fascination with dice among all these people was truly remarkable: at one club, where I once dined as “my partner, Mr. Dodd,” the dice came out with the wine, an innocent substitute for after-dinner entertainment.

Of all our visitors, I believe I preferred Emperor Norton; the very mention of whose name reminds me I am doing scanty justice to the folks of San Francisco. In what other city would a harmless madman who supposed himself emperor of the two Americas have been so fostered and encouraged? Where else would even the people of the streets have respected the poor soul's illusion? Where else would bankers and merchants have received his visits, cashed his cheques, and submitted to his small assessments? Where else would he have been suffered to attend and address the exhibition days of schools and colleges? where else, in God's green earth, have taken his pick of restaurants, ransacked the bill of fare, and departed scathless? They tell me he was even an exacting patron, threatening to withdraw his custom when dissatisfied; and I can believe it, for his face wore an expression distinctly gastronomical. Pinkerton had received from this monarch a cabinet appointment; I have seen the brevet, wondering mainly at the good nature of the printer who had executed the forms, and I think my friend was at the head either of foreign affairs or education: it mattered, indeed, nothing, the presentation being in all offices identical. It was at a comparatively early date that I saw Jim in the exercise of his public functions. His Majesty entered the office—a portly, rather flabby man, with the face of a gentleman, rendered unspeakably pathetic and absurd by the great sabre at his side and the peacock's feather in his hat.

Of all our visitors, I think I liked Emperor Norton the most; just mentioning his name reminds me that I'm not giving enough credit to the people of San Francisco. In what other city would a harmless madman who thought he was the emperor of the two Americas have been so cherished and supported? Where else would even everyday people have respected his delusion? Where else would bankers and merchants have welcomed his visits, cashed his checks, and gone along with his small requests? Where else could he have attended and spoken at school and college events? Where else, in this beautiful world, could he choose from any restaurant, go through the menu, and leave without any trouble? I've heard he was even a demanding customer, threatening to stop coming if he was unhappy; I can see that, because his face definitely had a culinary expression. Pinkerton received a job appointment from this monarch; I've seen the document and mostly marveled at the good nature of the printer who made it, and I think my friend was in charge of either foreign affairs or education: it really didn't matter, since the presentation was the same for all positions. It was at a fairly early time that I saw Jim carrying out his public duties. His Majesty walked into the office—a stout, somewhat soft man, with the face of a gentleman, made incredibly tragic and ridiculous by the large sword at his side and the peacock feather in his hat.

“I have called to remind you, Mr. Pinkerton, that you are somewhat in arrear of taxes,” he said, with old-fashioned, stately courtesy.

“I called to remind you, Mr. Pinkerton, that you're a bit behind on your taxes,” he said, with a formal, polite demeanor.

“Well, your Majesty, what is the amount?” asked Jim; and when the figure was named (it was generally two or three dollars), paid upon the nail and offered a bonus in the shape of Thirteen Star.

“Well, your Majesty, what’s the amount?” asked Jim; and when the figure was given (it was usually two or three dollars), he paid it on the spot and offered a bonus in the form of Thirteen Star.

“I am always delighted to patronise native industries,” said Norton the First. “San Francisco is public-spirited in what concerns its Emperor; and indeed, sir, of all my domains, it is my favourite city.”

“I’m always happy to support local businesses,” said Norton the First. “San Francisco is really community-minded when it comes to its Emperor; and honestly, sir, out of all my territories, it’s my favorite city.”

“Come,” said I, when he was gone, “I prefer that customer to the lot.”

“Come on,” I said after he left, “I like that customer better than the rest.”

“It's really rather a distinction,” Jim admitted. “I think it must have been the umbrella racket that attracted him.”

“It's really quite an honor,” Jim confessed. “I think it was probably the umbrella business that caught his attention.”

We were distinguished under the rose by the notice of other and greater men. There were days when Jim wore an air of unusual capacity and resolve, spoke with more brevity like one pressed for time, and took often on his tongue such phrases as “Longhurst told me so this morning,” or “I had it straight from Longhurst himself.” It was no wonder, I used to think, that Pinkerton was called to council with such Titans; for the creature's quickness and resource were beyond praise. In the early days when he consulted me without reserve, pacing the room, projecting, ciphering, extending hypothetical interests, trebling imaginary capital, his “engine” (to renew an excellent old word) labouring full steam ahead, I could never decide whether my sense of respect or entertainment were the stronger. But these good hours were destined to curtailment.

We were recognized by other, more significant people. There were days when Jim seemed particularly capable and determined, spoke with more brevity like someone rushed, and often used phrases like “Longhurst told me so this morning,” or “I heard it straight from Longhurst himself.” It was no surprise, I used to think, that Pinkerton was called to consult with such giants; his quick thinking and resourcefulness were remarkable. In the early days, when he would consult me openly, pacing the room, brainstorming, calculating, expanding hypothetical interests, tripling imaginary capital, his “engine” (to use a great old term) working at full speed, I could never determine whether I felt more respect or amusement. But those good times were destined to be cut short.

“Yes, it's smart enough,” I once observed. “But, Pinkerton, do you think it's honest?”

“Yes, it's smart enough,” I once mentioned. “But, Pinkerton, do you think it's honest?”

“You don't think it's honest!” he wailed. “O dear me, that ever I should have heard such an expression on your lips!”

“You don't think it's honest!” he cried. “Oh dear, I can't believe I heard you say that!”

At sight of his distress, I plagiarised unblushingly from Myner. “You seem to think honesty as simple as Blind Man's Buff,” said I. “It's a more delicate affair than that: delicate as any art.”

At the sight of his distress, I shamelessly copied from Myner. “You seem to think honesty is as simple as Blind Man's Buff,” I said. “It's a more nuanced matter than that: as delicate as any art.”

“O well! at that rate!” he exclaimed, with complete relief. “That's casuistry.”

“O well! at that rate!” he said, feeling totally relieved. “That's just playing with logic.”

“I am perfectly certain of one thing: that what you propose is dishonest,” I returned.

“I’m absolutely sure of one thing: what you’re suggesting is dishonest,” I replied.

“Well, say no more about it. That's settled,” he replied.

“Well, don’t worry about it anymore. That’s settled,” he replied.

Thus, almost at a word, my point was carried. But the trouble was that such differences continued to recur, until we began to regard each other with alarm. If there were one thing Pinkerton valued himself upon, it was his honesty; if there were one thing he clung to, it was my good opinion; and when both were involved, as was the case in these commercial cruces, the man was on the rack. My own position, if you consider how much I owed him, how hateful is the trade of fault-finder, and that yet I lived and fattened on these questionable operations, was perhaps equally distressing. If I had been more sterling or more combative things might have gone extremely far. But, in truth, I was just base enough to profit by what was not forced on my attention, rather than seek scenes: Pinkerton quite cunning enough to avail himself of my weakness; and it was a relief to both when he began to involve his proceedings in a decent mystery.

So, almost right away, my point got across. But the problem was that these differences kept coming up, and we started to look at each other with concern. If there was one thing Pinkerton took pride in, it was his honesty; if there was one thing he held onto, it was my good opinion. When both were in question, as they were in these tricky business situations, he was really struggling. My own position, considering how much I owed him, how unpleasant it is to be a fault-finder, and that I was thriving off these questionable dealings, was probably just as troubling. If I had been more principled or more confrontational, things might have escalated quickly. But honestly, I was just opportunistic enough to benefit from what I wasn’t being forced to see, rather than stirring up trouble: Pinkerton was shrewd enough to take advantage of my weakness; and it was a relief for both of us when he started to shroud his actions in a bit of mystery.

Our last dispute, which had a most unlooked-for consequence, turned on the refitting of condemned ships. He had bought a miserable hulk, and came, rubbing his hands, to inform me she was already on the slip, under a new name, to be repaired. When first I had heard of this industry I suppose I scarcely comprehended; but much discussion had sharpened my faculties, and now my brow became heavy.

Our last argument, which had an unexpected outcome, was about fixing up rejected ships. He had bought a sorry old vessel and came to me, rubbing his hands, to tell me it was already in the yard, under a new name, getting repairs. When I first heard about this project, I don't think I fully understood it; but after a lot of discussion, my mind got sharper, and now I felt a weight on my forehead.

“I can be no party to that, Pinkerton,” said I.

“I can’t be part of that, Pinkerton,” I said.

He leaped like a man shot. “What next?” he cried. “What ails you, anyway? You seem to me to dislike everything that's profitable.”

He jumped up like someone who just got startled. “What now?” he yelled. “What’s wrong with you? You seem to hate everything that’s actually beneficial.”

“This ship has been condemned by Lloyd's agent,” said I.

“This ship has been declared unfit by Lloyd's agent,” I said.

“But I tell you it's a deal. The ship's in splendid condition; there's next to nothing wrong with her but the garboard streak and the sternpost. I tell you Lloyd's is a ring like everybody else; only it's an English ring, and that's what deceives you. If it was American, you would be crying it down all day. It's Anglomania, common Anglomania,” he cried, with growing irritation.

“But I assure you it's a deal. The ship's in great shape; there’s hardly anything wrong with her except for the garboard streak and the sternpost. I tell you, Lloyd’s is just a group like any other; it’s just that it’s an English group, and that’s what misleads you. If it were American, you’d be complaining about it all day. It’s Anglomania, pure Anglomania,” he exclaimed, getting more and more irritated.

“I will not make money by risking men's lives,” was my ultimatum.

“I refuse to make money by putting people's lives at risk,” was my ultimatum.

“Great Caesar! isn't all speculation a risk? Isn't the fairest kind of shipowning to risk men's lives? And mining—how's that for risk? And look at the elevator business—there's danger, if you like! Didn't I take my risk when I bought her? She might have been too far gone; and where would I have been? Loudon,” he cried, “I tell you the truth: you're too full of refinement for this world!”

“Wow, Caesar! Isn't all guessing a gamble? Isn't the most honest form of owning a ship about risking people’s lives? And mining—how's that for a gamble? And check out the elevator business—there's danger if you want it! Didn't I take a chance when I bought her? She could have been too far gone; where would I be now? Loudon,” he exclaimed, “I’m telling you the truth: you’re too sophisticated for this world!”

“I condemn you out of your own lips,” I replied. “'The fairest kind of shipowning,' says you. If you please, let us only do the fairest kind of business.”

“I condemn you with your own words,” I responded. “'The fairest kind of shipowning,' you say. If you don’t mind, let’s only engage in the fairest kind of business.”

The shot told; the Irrepressible was silenced; and I profited by the chance to pour in a broadside of another sort. He was all sunk in money-getting, I pointed out; he never dreamed of anything but dollars. Where were all his generous, progressive sentiments? Where was his culture? I asked. And where was the American Type?

The shot hit home; the Irrepressible was quieted; and I took the opportunity to launch a different kind of attack. He was completely focused on making money, I pointed out; he never thought about anything other than cash. Where were all his generous, progressive ideas? Where was his culture? I asked. And where was the American Type?

“It's true, Loudon,” he cried, striding up and down the room, and wildly scouring at his hair. “You're perfectly right. I'm becoming materialised. O, what a thing to have to say, what a confession to make! Materialised! Me! Loudon, this must go on no longer. You've been a loyal friend to me once more; give me your hand!—you've saved me again. I must do something to rouse the spiritual side; something desperate; study something, something dry and tough. What shall it be? Theology? Algebra? What's Algebra?”

“It's true, Loudon,” he exclaimed, pacing the room and tugging at his hair. “You're absolutely right. I'm becoming too focused on material things. Oh, what a thing to admit, what a confession to make! Materialized! Me! Loudon, this can't continue. You've been a faithful friend to me once again; give me your hand! You've saved me yet again. I need to do something to awaken my spiritual side; something drastic; study something tough and challenging. What should it be? Theology? Algebra? What even is Algebra?”

“It's dry and tough enough,” said I; “a squared + 2ab + b squared.”

“It's dry and tough enough,” I said; “a squared + 2ab + b squared.”

“It's stimulating, though?” he inquired.

"Isn't it stimulating?" he asked.

I told him I believed so, and that it was considered fortifying to Types.

I told him I thought so, and that it was seen as strengthening for Types.

“Then that's the thing for me. I'll study Algebra,” he concluded.

“Then that’s what I’ll do. I’ll study Algebra,” he concluded.

The next day, by application to one of his type-writing women, he got word of a young lady, one Miss Mamie McBride, who was willing and able to conduct him in these bloomless meadows; and, her circumstances being lean, and terms consequently moderate, he and Mamie were soon in agreement for two lessons in the week. He took fire with unexampled rapidity; he seemed unable to tear himself away from the symbolic art; an hour's lesson occupied the whole evening; and the original two was soon increased to four, and then to five. I bade him beware of female blandishments. “The first thing you know, you'll be falling in love with the algebraist,” said I.

The next day, through one of his typewriting assistants, he learned about a young woman, Miss Mamie McBride, who was ready and available to guide him through these unexciting meadows; and since her situation was modest, her fees were reasonable, and he and Mamie quickly agreed on two lessons a week. He became incredibly enthusiastic; he seemed unable to pull himself away from the abstract art; a one-hour lesson took up the entire evening; and the initial two lessons soon grew to four, and then to five. I advised him to be cautious of female charms. “Before you know it, you’ll be falling for the math tutor,” I warned.

“Don't say it even in jest,” he cried. “She's a lady I revere. I could no more lay a hand upon her than I could upon a spirit. Loudon, I don't believe God ever made a purer-minded woman.”

“Don’t say that, even jokingly,” he shouted. “She’s a lady I respect. I could no more touch her than I could a ghost. Loudon, I really don’t think God ever created a woman with a purer mind.”

Which appeared to me too fervent to be reassuring.

Which seemed too intense to be comforting.

Meanwhile I had been long expostulating with my friend upon a different matter. “I'm the fifth wheel,” I kept telling him. “For any use I am, I might as well be in Senegambia. The letters you give me to attend to might be answered by a sucking child. And I tell you what it is, Pinkerton: either you've got to find me some employment, or I'll have to start in and find it for myself.”

Meanwhile, I had been arguing with my friend about something else. “I'm just a fifth wheel,” I kept telling him. “For all the help I am, I might as well be in Senegambia. The letters you give me to handle could be answered by a baby. And here’s the deal, Pinkerton: either you need to find me some work, or I’ll have to go out and find it myself.”

This I said with a corner of my eye in the usual quarter, toward the arts, little dreaming what destiny was to provide.

This I mentioned with a glance in the usual direction, toward the arts, not realizing what fate had in store.

“I've got it, Loudon,” Pinkerton at last replied. “Got the idea on the Potrero cars. Found I hadn't a pencil, borrowed one from the conductor, and figured on it roughly all the way in town. I saw it was the thing at last; gives you a real show. All your talents and accomplishments come in. Here's a sketch advertisement. Just run your eye over it. 'Sun, Ozone, and Music! PINKERTON'S HEBDOMADARY PICNICS!' (That's a good, catching phrase, 'hebdomadary,' though it's hard to say. I made a note of it when I was looking in the dictionary how to spell hectagonal. 'Well, you're a boss word,' I said. 'Before you're very much older, I'll have you in type as long as yourself.' And here it is, you see.) 'Five dollars a head, and ladies free. MONSTER OLIO OF ATTRACTIONS.' (How does that strike you?) 'Free luncheon under the greenwood tree. Dance on the elastic sward. Home again in the Bright Evening Hours. Manager and Honorary Steward, H. Loudon Dodd, Esq., the well-known connoisseur.'”

“I've got it, Loudon,” Pinkerton finally said. “I came up with the idea on the Potrero cars. I realized I didn’t have a pencil, borrowed one from the conductor, and sketched it roughly all the way into town. I figured out that it was the right approach; it really showcases everything you can do. Here’s a draft of the advertisement. Just take a look. 'Sun, Ozone, and Music! PINKERTON'S WEEKLY PICNICS!' (That's a catchy phrase, ‘weekly,’ even though it's a bit tricky to pronounce. I took note of it when I was checking the dictionary for how to spell hexagonal. 'Well, you’re a great word,' I said. 'Before too long, I’ll have you in print as long as yourself.' And here it is, see?) 'Five dollars a person, and ladies get in free. HUGE VARIETY OF ATTRACTIONS.' (How does that sound to you?) 'Free lunch under the shady trees. Dance on the soft grass. Home again in the beautiful evening hours. Manager and Honorary Steward, H. Loudon Dodd, Esq., the well-known expert.'”

Singular how a man runs from Scylla to Charybdis! I was so intent on securing the disappearance of a single epithet that I accepted the rest of the advertisement and all that it involved without discussion. So it befell that the words “well-known connoisseur” were deleted; but that H. Loudon Dodd became manager and honorary steward of Pinkerton's Hebdomadary Picnics, soon shortened, by popular consent, to the Dromedary.

Singular how a man rushes from Scylla to Charybdis! I was so focused on making sure one specific term was removed that I accepted the rest of the ad and everything it entailed without question. So it turned out that the phrase “well-known connoisseur” was deleted; but H. Loudon Dodd became the manager and honorary steward of Pinkerton's Hebdomadary Picnics, which was quickly shortened, by popular agreement, to the Dromedary.

By eight o'clock, any Sunday morning, I was to be observed by an admiring public on the wharf. The garb and attributes of sacrifice consisted of a black frock coat, rosetted, its pockets bulging with sweetmeats and inferior cigars, trousers of light blue, a silk hat like a reflector, and a varnished wand. A goodly steamer guarded my one flank, panting and throbbing, flags fluttering fore and aft of her, illustrative of the Dromedary and patriotism. My other flank was covered by the ticket-office, strongly held by a trusty character of the Scots persuasion, rosetted like his superior and smoking a cigar to mark the occasion festive. At half-past, having assured myself that all was well with the free luncheons, I lit a cigar myself, and awaited the strains of the “Pioneer Band.” I had never to wait long—they were German and punctual—and by a few minutes after the half-hour, I would hear them booming down street with a long military roll of drums, some score of gratuitous asses prancing at the head in bearskin hats and buckskin aprons, and conspicuous with resplendent axes. The band, of course, we paid for; but so strong is the San Franciscan passion for public masquerade, that the asses (as I say) were all gratuitous, pranced for the love of it, and cost us nothing but their luncheon.

By eight o'clock on any Sunday morning, you could find me being admired by the crowd on the wharf. My outfit and accessories of the day included a black frock coat with ribbons, pockets stuffed with candies and cheap cigars, light blue trousers, a shiny silk hat, and a polished wand. A big steamer stood at my side, huffing and throbbing, with flags waving at both ends, representing the Dromedary and a sense of patriotism. On my other side was the ticket office, manned by a reliable guy of Scottish descent, decked out like me and puffing on a cigar to make the day feel festive. By half past eight, after making sure everything was set with the free lunches, I lit a cigar myself and waited for the sounds of the “Pioneer Band.” I never had to wait long—they were German and always on time—and just a few minutes after the half-hour mark, I would hear them coming down the street with a loud military drumroll, with a bunch of free performers leading the way in bearskin hats and buckskin aprons, proudly carrying shiny axes. We paid for the band, of course, but the San Franciscans' love for public displays meant that those performers (as I call them) were all free, doing it for the fun, and only costing us their lunch.

The musicians formed up in the bows of my steamer, and struck into a skittish polka; the asses mounted guard upon the gangway and the ticket-office; and presently after, in family parties of father, mother, and children, in the form of duplicate lovers or in that of solitary youth, the public began to descend upon us by the carful at a time; four to six hundred perhaps, with a strong German flavour, and all merry as children. When these had been shepherded on board, and the inevitable belated two or three had gained the deck amidst the cheering of the public, the hawser was cast off, and we plunged into the bay.

The musicians gathered at the front of my steamer and started playing a lively polka; the donkeys stood guard at the gangway and the ticket office. Soon after, in family groups with dads, moms, and kids, or as pairs of lovers or solitary youths, the crowd started coming aboard in groups of four to six hundred, mostly with a strong German vibe, and all cheerful like children. Once they had all been herded on board, and the usual latecomers managed to reach the deck amid the cheers from the crowd, we cast off the rope and headed into the bay.

And now behold the honorary steward in hour of duty and glory; see me circulate amid crowd, radiating affability and laughter, liberal with my sweetmeats and cigars. I say unblushing things to hobbledehoy girls, tell shy young persons this is the married people's boat, roguishly ask the abstracted if they are thinking of their sweethearts, offer Paterfamilias a cigar, am struck with the beauty and grow curious about the age of mamma's youngest who (I assure her gaily) will be a man before his mother; or perhaps it may occur to me, from the sensible expression of her face, that she is a person of good counsel, and I ask her earnestly if she knows any particularly pleasant place on the Saucelito or San Rafael coast, for the scene of our picnic is always supposed to be uncertain. The next moment I am back at my giddy badinage with the young ladies, wakening laughter as I go, and leaving in my wake applausive comments of “Isn't Mr. Dodd a funny gentleman?” and “O, I think he's just too nice!”

And now look at me, the honorary steward on duty and in the spotlight; see me mingle in the crowd, spreading charm and laughter, generous with my candy and cigars. I say bold things to awkward girls, tease shy young people that this is the married folks' boat, playfully ask those lost in thought if they're thinking of their sweethearts, offer a cigar to dad, am struck by the beauty and wonder about the age of mom's youngest who (I cheerfully assure her) will be a man before his mother; or I might notice, from the wise look on her face, that she seems like someone who gives good advice, and I ask her earnestly if she knows any particularly nice spots along the Saucelito or San Rafael coast, since the location of our picnic is always seen as uncertain. A moment later, I'm back to my playful banter with the young ladies, sparking laughter as I go, leaving behind remarks like “Isn't Mr. Dodd a funny guy?” and “Oh, I think he's just so nice!”

An hour having passed in this airy manner, I start upon my rounds afresh, with a bag full of coloured tickets, all with pins attached, and all with legible inscriptions: “Old Germany,” “California,” “True Love,” “Old Fogies,” “La Belle France,” “Green Erin,” “The Land of Cakes,” “Washington,” “Blue Jay,” “Robin Red-Breast,”—twenty of each denomination; for when it comes to the luncheon, we sit down by twenties. These are distributed with anxious tact—for, indeed, this is the most delicate part of my functions—but outwardly with reckless unconcern, amidst the gayest flutter and confusion; and are immediately after sported upon hats and bonnets, to the extreme diffusion of cordiality, total strangers hailing each other by “the number of their mess”—so we humorously name it—and the deck ringing with cries of, “Here, all Blue Jays to the rescue!” or, “I say, am I alone in this blame' ship? Ain't there no more Californians?”

An hour later, I begin my rounds again, carrying a bag full of colored tickets, each with a pin attached and clear labels: “Old Germany,” “California,” “True Love,” “Old Fogies,” “La Belle France,” “Green Erin,” “The Land of Cakes,” “Washington,” “Blue Jay,” “Robin Red-Breast”—twenty of each type; because when it's time for lunch, we sit down in groups of twenty. These are handed out with careful consideration—this part of my job is quite delicate—but I act outwardly casual, amid a lively buzz and excitement; they’re soon pinned onto hats and bonnets, spreading a warm atmosphere, and even total strangers greet one another by “the number of their mess”—as we jokingly call it—with the deck ringing with shouts of, “Here, all Blue Jays to the rescue!” or, “Hey, am I the only one on this blamed ship? Aren't there any more Californians?”

By this time we are drawing near to the appointed spot. I mount upon the bridge, the observed of all observers.

By this point, we’re getting close to the designated spot. I climb onto the bridge, the center of attention for everyone.

“Captain,” I say, in clear, emphatic tones, heard far and wide, “the majority of the company appear to be in favour of the little cove beyond One Tree Point.”

“Captain,” I say, in clear, strong tones, heard all around, “most of the crew seem to be in favor of the small cove beyond One Tree Point.”

“All right, Mr. Dodd,” responds the captain, heartily; “all one to me. I am not exactly sure of the place you mean; but just you stay here and pilot me.”

“All right, Mr. Dodd,” the captain replies enthusiastically, “it’s all the same to me. I’m not exactly sure where you mean, but just stay here and guide me.”

I do, pointing with my wand. I do pilot him, to the inexpressible entertainment of the picnic; for I am (why should I deny it?) the popular man. We slow down off the mouth of a grassy valley, watered by a brook, and set in pines and redwoods. The anchor is let go; the boats are lowered, two of them already packed with the materials of an impromptu bar; and the Pioneer Band, accompanied by the resplendent asses, fill the other, and move shoreward to the inviting strains of Buffalo Gals, won't you come out to-night? It is a part of our programme that one of the asses shall, from sheer clumsiness, in the course of this embarkation, drop a dummy axe into the water, whereupon the mirth of the picnic can hardly be assuaged. Upon one occasion, the dummy axe floated, and the laugh turned rather the wrong way.

I do, pointing with my wand. I do guide him, to the indescribable amusement of the picnic; for I am (why should I deny it?) the popular guy. We slow down off the mouth of a grassy valley, fed by a brook, and surrounded by pines and redwoods. The anchor is dropped; the boats are lowered, two of them already filled with the supplies for a makeshift bar; and the Pioneer Band, along with the flashy donkeys, fills the other boat and heads toward shore to the catchy tune of "Buffalo Gals, won't you come out tonight?" It's part of our plan that one of the donkeys will, out of sheer clumsiness, in the course of this boarding, drop a fake axe into the water, which sends the picnic into fits of laughter. One time, the fake axe floated, and the laughter turned in the wrong direction.

In from ten to twenty minutes the boats are along-side again, the messes are marshalled separately on the deck, and the picnic goes ashore, to find the band and the impromptu bar awaiting them. Then come the hampers, which are piled upon the beach, and surrounded by a stern guard of stalwart asses, axe on shoulder. It is here I take my place, note-book in hand, under a banner bearing the legend, “Come here for hampers.” Each hamper contains a complete outfit for a separate twenty, cold provender, plates, glasses, knives, forks, and spoons: an agonized printed appeal from the fevered pen of Pinkerton, pasted on the inside of the lid, beseeches that care be taken of the glass and silver. Beer, wine, and lemonade are flowing already from the bar, and the various clans of twenty file away into the woods, with bottles under their arms, and the hampers strung upon a stick. Till one they feast there, in a very moderate seclusion, all being within earshot of the band. From one till four, dancing takes place upon the grass; the bar does a roaring business; and the honorary steward, who has already exhausted himself to bring life into the dullest of the messes, must now indefatigably dance with the plainest of the women. At four a bugle-call is sounded; and by half-past behold us on board again, pioneers, corrugated iron bar, empty bottles, and all; while the honorary steward, free at last, subsides into the captain's cabin over a brandy and soda and a book. Free at last, I say; yet there remains before him the frantic leave-takings at the pier, and a sober journey up to Pinkerton's office with two policemen and the day's takings in a bag.

In about ten to twenty minutes, the boats are back alongside, the groups are lined up separately on the deck, and the picnic goes ashore to find the band and the makeshift bar waiting for them. Then come the hampers, stacked on the beach, surrounded by a stern guard of strong guys with axes on their shoulders. This is where I take my spot, notepad in hand, under a sign that says, “Come here for hampers.” Each hamper has a complete setup for twenty people: cold food, plates, glasses, knives, forks, and spoons. A desperate printed plea from Pinkerton’s frantic writing is pasted on the inside of the lid, asking everyone to be careful with the glass and silver. Beer, wine, and lemonade are already flowing from the bar, and the various groups of twenty head into the woods with bottles under their arms and hampers hung from a stick. They feast there until one o'clock, enjoying a bit of seclusion while still within earshot of the band. From one until four, people dance on the grass; the bar is bustling; and the honorary steward, who has already worn himself out trying to liven up the dullest groups, must now tirelessly dance with the plainest women. At four, a bugle call sounds, and by half-past, we’re back on board, pioneers, corrugated iron bar, empty bottles, and all; while the honorary steward, finally free, sinks into the captain's cabin with a brandy and soda and a book. Free at last, I say; yet he still has to deal with the frantic goodbyes at the pier and a serious journey up to Pinkerton's office with two policemen and the day's earnings in a bag.

What I have here sketched was the routine. But we appealed to the taste of San Francisco more distinctly in particular fetes. “Ye Olde Time Pycke-Nycke,” largely advertised in hand-bills beginning “Oyez, Oyez!” and largely frequented by knights, monks, and cavaliers, was drowned out by unseasonable rain, and returned to the city one of the saddest spectacles I ever remember to have witnessed. In pleasing contrast, and certainly our chief success, was “The Gathering of the Clans,” or Scottish picnic. So many milk-white knees were never before simultaneously exhibited in public, and to judge by the prevalence of “Royal Stewart” and the number of eagle's feathers, we were a high-born company. I threw forward the Scottish flank of my own ancestry, and passed muster as a clansman with applause. There was, indeed, but one small cloud on this red-letter day. I had laid in a large supply of the national beverage, in the shape of The “Rob Roy MacGregor O” Blend, Warranted Old and Vatted; and this must certainly have been a generous spirit, for I had some anxious work between four and half-past, conveying on board the inanimate forms of chieftains.

What I’ve sketched out here was the routine. But we definitely appealed to the tastes of San Francisco more during specific events. “Ye Olde Time Pycke-Nycke,” which was heavily advertised in flyers starting with “Oyez, Oyez!” and popular among knights, monks, and cavaliers, got rained out unexpectedly, and returning to the city was one of the saddest sights I’ve ever seen. In a great contrast and clearly our biggest success was “The Gathering of the Clans,” or Scottish picnic. So many pale knees had never been shown publicly at once before, and judging by the number of “Royal Stewart” patterns and eagle feathers, we looked like a noble group. I showcased the Scottish side of my ancestry and was accepted as a clansman to applause. There was, however, one small cloud on this memorable day. I had stocked up on a lot of the national drink, in the form of The “Rob Roy MacGregor O” Blend, Warranted Old and Vatted; and this must have been quite the spirit, as I had some stressful work between four and half-past, getting the unconscious forms of chieftains onboard.

To one of our ordinary festivities, where he was the life and soul of his own mess, Pinkerton himself came incognito, bringing the algebraist on his arm. Miss Mamie proved to be a well-enough-looking mouse, with a large, limpid eye, very good manners, and a flow of the most correct expressions I have ever heard upon the human lip. As Pinkerton's incognito was strict, I had little opportunity to cultivate the lady's acquaintance; but I was informed afterwards that she considered me “the wittiest gentleman she had ever met.” “The Lord mend your taste in wit!” thought I; but I cannot conceal that such was the general impression. One of my pleasantries even went the round of San Francisco, and I have heard it (myself all unknown) bandied in saloons. To be unknown began at last to be a rare experience; a bustle woke upon my passage; above all, in humble neighbourhoods. “Who's that?” one would ask, and the other would cry, “That! Why, Dromedary Dodd!” or, with withering scorn, “Not know Mr. Dodd of the Picnics? Well!” and indeed I think it marked a rather barren destiny; for our picnics, if a trifle vulgar, were as gay and innocent as the age of gold; I am sure no people divert themselves so easily and so well: and even with the cares of my stewardship, I was often happy to be there.

At one of our regular parties, where he was the center of attention in his own group, Pinkerton showed up incognito, with the algebraist on his arm. Miss Mamie turned out to be a pretty enough girl, with big, bright eyes, great manners, and a way of speaking that was the most polished I've ever heard. Since Pinkerton was keeping a strict cover, I didn’t have much chance to get to know her, but I later learned she thought I was “the wittiest gentleman she had ever met.” “Lord help your taste in humor!” I thought, but I can’t deny that was the general impression. One of my jokes even spread around San Francisco, and I’ve heard it (while remaining unknown to me) tossed around in bars. Being unknown started to feel like a rare experience; a buzz would follow me wherever I went, especially in modest neighborhoods. “Who’s that?” someone would ask, and the response would be, “That! Why, it’s Dromedary Dodd!” or, with heavy sarcasm, “You don’t know Mr. Dodd of the Picnics? Well!” I think it was a sign of a rather empty fate; because our picnics, though a little lowbrow, were as joyful and innocent as the golden age; I’m sure no group has more fun than we do: and despite my responsibilities, I was often happy to be there.

Indeed, there were but two drawbacks in the least considerable. The first was my terror of the hobbledehoy girls, to whom (from the demands of my situation) I was obliged to lay myself so open. The other, if less momentous, was more mortifying. In early days, at my mother's knee, as a man may say, I had acquired the unenviable accomplishment (which I have never since been able to lose) of singing Just before the Battle. I have what the French call a fillet of voice, my best notes scarce audible about a dinner-table, and the upper register rather to be regarded as a higher power of silence: experts tell me besides that I sing flat; nor, if I were the best singer in the world, does Just before the Battle occur to my mature taste as the song that I would choose to sing. In spite of all which considerations, at one picnic, memorably dull, and after I had exhausted every other art of pleasing, I gave, in desperation, my one song. From that hour my doom was gone forth. Either we had a chronic passenger (though I could never detect him), or the very wood and iron of the steamer must have retained the tradition. At every successive picnic word went round that Mr. Dodd was a singer; that Mr. Dodd sang Just before the Battle, and finally that now was the time when Mr. Dodd sang Just before the Battle; so that the thing became a fixture like the dropping of the dummy axe, and you are to conceive me, Sunday after Sunday, piping up my lamentable ditty and covered, when it was done, with gratuitous applause. It is a beautiful trait in human nature that I was invariably offered an encore.

Sure, here’s the modernized paragraph: Indeed, there were only two minor drawbacks. The first was my fear of the awkward teenage girls, to whom I had to be so open because of my situation. The second, although less significant, was more embarrassing. Early on, as a kid sitting at my mother’s side, I learned the unfortunate skill (which I’ve never been able to shake off) of singing Just before the Battle. I have what the French call a limited voice; my best notes are barely audible at a dinner table, and my higher notes are more like a form of silence. Experts also tell me that I sing out of tune; and even if I were the best singer in the world, I wouldn’t choose Just before the Battle as my go-to song. Despite all this, at one painfully dull picnic, after trying everything else to entertain, I finally resorted to singing my one song. From that moment, my fate was sealed. Either we had a regular visitor (though I could never spot him), or the very wood and iron of the steamer somehow carried on the tradition. At every following picnic, word spread that Mr. Dodd was a singer; that Mr. Dodd sang Just before the Battle, and eventually that it was the time when Mr. Dodd sang Just before the Battle; so the whole thing became a routine, like the dropping of the dummy axe, and you can picture me, Sunday after Sunday, singing my sad song and then being met with unwanted applause when I finished. It really is a beautiful aspect of human nature that I was always asked for an encore.

I was well paid, however, even to sing. Pinkerton and I, after an average Sunday, had five hundred dollars to divide. Nay, and the picnics were the means, although indirectly, of bringing me a singular windfall. This was at the end of the season, after the “Grand Farewell Fancy Dress Gala.” Many of the hampers had suffered severely; and it was judged wiser to save storage, dispose of them, and lay in a fresh stock when the campaign re-opened. Among my purchasers was a workingman of the name of Speedy, to whose house, after several unavailing letters, I must proceed in person, wondering to find myself once again on the wrong side, and playing the creditor to some one else's debtor. Speedy was in the belligerent stage of fear. He could not pay. It appeared he had already resold the hampers, and he defied me to do my worst. I did not like to lose my own money; I hated to lose Pinkerton's; and the bearing of my creditor incensed me.

I was well compensated, even for singing. Pinkerton and I, after an average Sunday, had five hundred dollars to split. Moreover, the picnics, albeit indirectly, led to an unexpected gain for me. This happened at the end of the season, following the “Grand Farewell Fancy Dress Gala.” Many of the hampers had been damaged, and it was deemed smarter to get rid of them and stock up again when the campaign resumed. One of my buyers was a workingman named Speedy, and after several unsuccessful attempts to reach him by letter, I had to go to his house in person, finding it strange to be back on the wrong side and acting as the creditor to someone else’s debtor. Speedy was in a confrontational state of fear. He couldn't pay. It turned out he had already sold the hampers and dared me to take action. I didn’t want to lose my money; I hated to lose Pinkerton's; and I was angered by my creditor's attitude.

“Do you know, Mr. Speedy, that I can send you to the penitentiary?” said I, willing to read him a lesson.

“Did you know, Mr. Speedy, that I can send you to prison?” I said, eager to teach him a lesson.

The dire expression was overheard in the next room. A large, fresh, motherly Irishwoman ran forth upon the instant, and fell to besiege me with caresses and appeals. “Sure now, and ye couldn't have the heart to ut, Mr. Dodd, you, that's so well known to be a pleasant gentleman; and it's a pleasant face ye have, and the picture of me own brother that's dead and gone. It's a truth that he's been drinking. Ye can smell it off of him, more blame to him. But, indade, and there's nothing in the house beyont the furnicher, and Thim Stock. It's the stock that ye'll be taking, dear. A sore penny it has cost me, first and last, and by all tales, not worth an owld tobacco pipe.” Thus adjured, and somewhat embarrassed by the stern attitude I had adopted, I suffered myself to be invested with a considerable quantity of what is called wild-cat stock, in which this excellent if illogical female had been squandering her hard-earned gold. It could scarce be said to better my position, but the step quieted the woman; and, on the other hand, I could not think I was taking much risk, for the shares in question (they were those of what I will call the Catamount Silver Mine) had fallen some time before to the bed-rock quotation, and now lay perfectly inert, or were only kicked (like other waste paper) about the kennel of the exchange by bankrupt speculators.

The worried expression was heard from the next room. A big, warm-hearted Irishwoman rushed in immediately and began to shower me with hugs and pleas. “Come on now, you wouldn't want to be harsh, Mr. Dodd, you're known as a nice guy; and you have a pleasant face, just like my brother who has passed away. It's true he's been drinking. You can smell it on him, poor guy. But honestly, there's nothing in the house except the furniture, and Thim Stock. You should really take the stock, dear. It has cost me a fortune over time, and to be honest, it's not worth an old tobacco pipe.” Persuaded by her, and feeling a bit awkward due to my serious demeanor, I allowed her to hand me a good amount of what’s known as wild-cat stock, where this kind-hearted but illogical woman had been wasting her hard-earned money. It didn’t really improve my situation, but it calmed her down; plus, I figured there wasn’t much risk, since the shares in question (which I'll refer to as the Catamount Silver Mine) had dropped a long time ago to rock-bottom prices and were now just sitting idle, or being tossed around (like other worthless paper) by bankrupt investors.

A month or two after, I perceived by the stock-list that Catamount had taken a bound; before afternoon, “thim stock” were worth a quite considerable pot of money; and I learned, upon inquiry, that a bonanza had been found in a condemned lead, and the mine was now expected to do wonders. Remarkable to philosophers how bonanzas are found in condemned leads, and how the stock is always at freezing-point immediately before! By some stroke of chance the, Speedys had held on to the right thing; they had escaped the syndicate; yet a little more, if I had not come to dun them, and Mrs. Speedy would have been buying a silk dress. I could not bear, of course, to profit by the accident, and returned to offer restitution. The house was in a bustle; the neighbours (all stock-gamblers themselves) had crowded to condole; and Mrs. Speedy sat with streaming tears, the centre of a sympathetic group. “For fifteen year I've been at ut,” she was lamenting, as I entered, “and grudging the babes the very milk, more shame to me! to pay their dhirty assessments. And now, my dears, I should be a lady, and driving in my coach, if all had their rights; and a sorrow on that man Dodd! As soon as I set eyes on him, I seen the divil was in the house.”

A month or two later, I noticed from the stock list that Catamount had skyrocketed; by the afternoon, “that stock” was worth a pretty penny. I found out, upon asking around, that a gold mine had been discovered in a previously condemned lead, and the mine was expected to perform wonders. It’s strange to see how gold mines are found in condemned leads, and how the stock is always at rock bottom just before! By some stroke of luck, the Speedys had held onto the right investment; they had escaped the syndicate; just a little longer, and if I hadn’t gone to collect from them, Mrs. Speedy would have been buying a silk dress. I couldn’t bear to take advantage of the situation, so I returned to offer restitution. The house was bustling; the neighbors (all stock gamblers themselves) had gathered to console them; and Mrs. Speedy was sitting there in tears, the focus of a sympathetic crowd. “For fifteen years I’ve endured this,” she was lamenting as I entered, “and begrudged the kids even the milk, what a shame on me! I could have been a lady by now, riding in my coach, if everyone got what they deserved; and a curse on that man Dodd! As soon as I laid eyes on him, I could tell there was trouble in the house.”

It was upon these words that I made my entrance, which was therefore dramatic enough, though nothing to what followed. For when it appeared that I was come to restore the lost fortune, and when Mrs. Speedy (after copiously weeping on my bosom) had refused the restitution, and when Mr. Speedy (summoned to that end from a camp of the Grand Army of the Republic) had added his refusal, and when I had insisted, and they had insisted, and the neighbours had applauded and supported each of us in turn; and when at last it was agreed we were to hold the stock together, and share the proceeds in three parts—one for me, one for Mr. Speedy, and one for his spouse—I will leave you to conceive the enthusiasm that reigned in that small, bare apartment, with the sewing-machine in the one corner, and the babes asleep in the other, and pictures of Garfield and the Battle of Gettysburg on the yellow walls. Port wine was had in by a sympathiser, and we drank it mingled with tears.

It was with those words that I made my entrance, which was pretty dramatic, but nothing compared to what happened next. When it seemed like I had come to restore the lost fortune, and after Mrs. Speedy (after crying a lot on my shoulder) refused the money, and Mr. Speedy (who had been called in from a camp of the Grand Army of the Republic) also refused, and I insisted, and they insisted, and the neighbors cheered and supported each of us in turn; finally, it was agreed that we would hold the stocks together and share the profits in three parts—one for me, one for Mr. Speedy, and one for his wife—I’ll let you imagine the excitement that filled that small, bare apartment, with the sewing machine in one corner and the kids asleep in another, with pictures of Garfield and the Battle of Gettysburg on the yellow walls. A supporter brought in some port wine, and we drank it mixed with tears.

“And I dhrink to your health, my dear,” sobbed Mrs. Speedy, especially affected by my gallantry in the matter of the third share; “and I'm sure we all dhrink to his health—Mr. Dodd of the picnics, no gentleman better known than him; and it's my prayer, dear, the good God may be long spared to see ye in health and happiness!”

“And I drink to your health, my dear,” sobbed Mrs. Speedy, especially touched by my kindness in giving up a share; “and I’m sure we all drink to his health—Mr. Dodd of the picnics, there’s no gentleman better known than him; and it’s my prayer, dear, that the good God may keep you in health and happiness for a long time!”

In the end I was the chief gainer; for I sold my third while it was worth five thousand dollars, but the Speedys more adventurously held on until the syndicate reversed the process, when they were happy to escape with perhaps a quarter of that sum. It was just as well; for the bulk of the money was (in Pinkerton's phrase) reinvested; and when next I saw Mrs. Speedy, she was still gorgeously dressed from the proceeds of the late success, but was already moist with tears over the new catastrophe. “We're froze out, me darlin'! All the money we had, dear, and the sewing-machine, and Jim's uniform, was in the Golden West; and the vipers has put on a new assessment.”

In the end, I benefited the most; I sold my share when it was worth five thousand dollars, but the Speedys held on longer and ended up lucky to get maybe a quarter of that amount when the syndicate pulled out. It turned out to be for the best; most of the money was (in Pinkerton's words) reinvested. The next time I saw Mrs. Speedy, she was still dressed lavishly from the profits of their recent success, but she was already tearful over the new disaster. “We’re shut out, my darling! All the money we had, dear, and the sewing machine, and Jim’s uniform, was in the Golden West; and the snakes have imposed a new tax.”

By the end of the year, therefore, this is how I stood. I had made

By the end of the year, this is where I was. I had made

     By Catamount Silver Mine..................... $5,000  
     By the picnics...............................  3,000  
     By the lecture...............................    600  
     By profit and loss on capital  
     in Pinkerton's business......................  1,350  
     ———  
     $9,950  

     to which must be added  

     What remained of my grandfather's  
     donation.....................................  8,500  
     ———  
     $18,450  

     It appears, on the other hand, that  

     I had spent..........................  4,000  
     ———-  
     Which thus left me to the good............... $14,450  

A result on which I am not ashamed to say I looked with gratitude and pride. Some eight thousand (being late conquest) was liquid and actually tractile in the bank; the rest whirled beyond reach and even sight (save in the mirror of a balance-sheet) under the compelling spell of wizard Pinkerton. Dollars of mine were tacking off the shores of Mexico, in peril of the deep and the guarda-costas; they rang on saloon-counters in the city of Tombstone, Arizona; they shone in faro-tents among the mountain diggings; the imagination flagged in following them, so wide were they diffused, so briskly they span to the turning of the wizard's crank. But here, there, or everywhere I could still tell myself it was all mine, and what was more convincing, draw substantial dividends. My fortune, I called it; and it represented, when expressed in dollars, or even British pounds, an honest pot of money; when extended into francs, a veritable fortune. Perhaps I have let the cat out of the bag; perhaps you see already where my hopes were pointing, and begin to blame my inconsistency. But I must first tell you my excuse, and the change that had befallen Pinkerton.

A result that I’m not ashamed to say I looked at with gratitude and pride. About eight thousand (from a later conquest) was liquid and actually available in the bank; the rest swirled out of reach and even sight (except in the balance sheet) under the enchanting influence of wizard Pinkerton. My dollars were drifting off the shores of Mexico, at risk of the deep and the coast guard; they were being spent on saloon counters in Tombstone, Arizona; they gleamed in faro tents among the mountain mines; following them became exhausting, as they were so widely spread and flew off quickly with the turn of the wizard's crank. But here, there, or everywhere, I could still tell myself it was all mine, and what was even more convincing, I could draw actual profits. I called it my fortune; and when expressed in dollars, or even British pounds, it represented a decent sum of money; in francs, it was a real fortune. Maybe I’ve revealed too much; perhaps you can already see where my hopes were heading and start to criticize my inconsistency. But first, I need to explain my excuse and the change that had happened to Pinkerton.

About a week after the picnic to which he escorted Mamie, Pinkerton avowed the state of his affections. From what I had observed on board the steamer, where methought Mamie waited on him with her limpid eyes, I encouraged the bashful lover to proceed; and the very next evening he was carrying me to call on his affianced.

About a week after the picnic where he took Mamie, Pinkerton admitted how he felt. From what I saw on the steamer, where Mamie seemed to look at him with her clear eyes, I encouraged the shy guy to go for it; and the very next evening, he was taking me to visit his fiancée.

“You must befriend her, Loudon, as you have always befriended me,” he said, pathetically.

“You need to be her friend, Loudon, just like you’ve always been my friend,” he said, sadly.

“By saying disagreeable things? I doubt if that be the way to a young lady's favour,” I replied; “and since this picnicking I begin to be a man of some experience.”

“By saying unpleasant things? I doubt that’s the way to win a young lady’s favor,” I replied; “and after this picnic, I’m starting to feel like a man of some experience.”

“Yes, you do nobly there; I can't describe how I admire you,” he cried. “Not that she will ever need it; she has had every advantage. God knows what I have done to deserve her. O man, what a responsibility this is for a rough fellow and not always truthful!”

“Yes, you’re amazing there; I can’t express how much I admire you,” he exclaimed. “Not that she’ll ever need it; she’s had every advantage. God knows what I’ve done to deserve her. Oh man, what a responsibility this is for a rough guy who isn’t always honest!”

“Brace up, old man, brace up!” said I.

“Pull yourself together, old man, pull yourself together!” I said.

But when we reached Mamie's boarding-house, it was almost with tears that he presented me. “Here is Loudon, Mamie,” were his words. “I want you to love him; he has a grand nature.”

But when we got to Mamie's boarding house, he introduced me with almost tearful eyes. “Here’s Loudon, Mamie,” he said. “I want you to love him; he has a wonderful character.”

“You are certainly no stranger to me, Mr. Dodd,” was her gracious expression. “James is never weary of descanting on your goodness.”

“You're definitely not a stranger to me, Mr. Dodd,” was her kind remark. “James never gets tired of talking about your kindness.”

“My dear lady,” said I, “when you know our friend a little better, you will make a large allowance for his warm heart. My goodness has consisted in allowing him to feed and clothe and toil for me when he could ill afford it. If I am now alive, it is to him I owe it; no man had a kinder friend. You must take good care of him,” I added, laying my hand on his shoulder, “and keep him in good order, for he needs it.”

“My dear lady,” I said, “once you get to know our friend a bit more, you’ll understand his big-hearted nature. My kindness has been letting him support me and work hard for me when he barely had the means to do so. If I’m alive today, it’s thanks to him; no one could ask for a kinder friend. You have to look after him,” I added, putting my hand on his shoulder, “and keep him in good shape, because he needs it.”

Pinkerton was much affected by this speech, and so, I fear, was Mamie. I admit it was a tactless performance. “When you know our friend a little better,” was not happily said; and even “keep him in good order, for he needs it” might be construed into matter of offence; but I lay it before you in all confidence of your acquittal: was the general tone of it “patronising”? Even if such was the verdict of the lady, I cannot but suppose the blame was neither wholly hers nor wholly mine; I cannot but suppose that Pinkerton had already sickened the poor woman of my very name; so that if I had come with the songs of Apollo, she must still have been disgusted.

Pinkerton was really affected by this speech, and I’m afraid so was Mamie. I admit it was a pretty tactless performance. Saying “When you know our friend a little better” wasn’t the best choice, and even “keep him in good order, for he needs it” could be taken the wrong way, but I present this to you knowing you’ll see it differently: do you think the overall tone was “patronizing”? Even if that’s how she felt, I can’t believe the blame lies solely with her or with me; I think Pinkerton had already turned the poor woman against my very name, so even if I had come with the songs of Apollo, she still would have been put off.

Here, however, were two finger-posts to Paris. Jim was going to be married, and so had the less need of my society. I had not pleased his bride, and so was, perhaps, better absent. Late one evening I broached the idea to my friend. It had been a great day for me; I had just banked my five thousand catamountain dollars; and as Jim had refused to lay a finger on the stock, risk and profit were both wholly mine, and I was celebrating the event with stout and crackers. I began by telling him that if it caused him any pain or any anxiety about his affairs, he had but to say the word, and he should hear no more of my proposal. He was the truest and best friend I ever had or was ever like to have; and it would be a strange thing if I refused him any favour he was sure he wanted. At the same time I wished him to be sure; for my life was wasting in my hands. I was like one from home; all my true interests summoned me away. I must remind him, besides, that he was now about to marry and assume new interests, and that our extreme familiarity might be even painful to his wife.—“O no, Loudon; I feel you are wrong there,” he interjected warmly; “she DOES appreciate your nature.”—So much the better, then, I continued; and went on to point out that our separation need not be for long; that, in the way affairs were going, he might join me in two years with a fortune, small, indeed, for the States, but in France almost conspicuous; that we might unite our resources, and have one house in Paris for the winter and a second near Fontainebleau for summer, where we could be as happy as the day was long, and bring up little Pinkertons as practical artistic workmen, far from the money-hunger of the West. “Let me go then,” I concluded; “not as a deserter, but as the vanguard, to lead the march of the Pinkerton men.”

Here, however, were two signs pointing to Paris. Jim was getting married, so he needed my company less. I hadn't impressed his bride, so maybe it was better if I stayed away. Late one evening, I brought up the idea to my friend. It had been a big day for me; I had just deposited my five thousand catamountain dollars, and since Jim had refused to touch the investment, all the risks and rewards were mine, which I was celebrating with beer and crackers. I started by telling him that if my idea caused him any stress or worry about his situation, he just had to say the word, and I wouldn't mention it again. He was the truest and best friend I'd ever had, and it would be strange if I didn't help him with something he truly wanted. At the same time, I wanted him to be certain; my life felt like it was slipping away. I felt like someone far from home; all my true interests were calling me away. I also reminded him that he was about to get married and take on new responsibilities, and that our close bond might even upset his wife. “Oh no, Loudon; I don't think so,” he replied passionately; “she DOES appreciate your character.” Well, that’s good, I said, and I went on to explain that our separation wouldn't have to last long; with how things were going, he could join me in two years with a fortune—small by U.S. standards, but significant in France. We could pool our resources and have one home in Paris for winter and another near Fontainebleau for summer, where we could be as happy as could be and raise little Pinkertons as practical skilled workers, far from the money obsession of the West. “So let me go then,” I concluded; “not as a deserter, but as the advance party to lead the way for the Pinkerton men.”

So I argued and pleaded, not without emotion; my friend sitting opposite, resting his chin upon his hand and (but for that single interjection) silent. “I have been looking for this, Loudon,” said he, when I had done. “It does pain me, and that's the fact—I'm so miserably selfish. And I believe it's a death blow to the picnics; for it's idle to deny that you were the heart and soul of them with your wand and your gallant bearing, and wit and humour and chivalry, and throwing that kind of society atmosphere about the thing. But for all that, you're right, and you ought to go. You may count on forty dollars a week; and if Depew City—one of nature's centres for this State—pan out the least as I expect, it may be double. But it's forty dollars anyway; and to think that two years ago you were almost reduced to beggary!”

So I argued and pleaded, not without emotion; my friend sitting across from me, resting his chin on his hand and (except for that one comment) silent. “I've been looking for this, Loudon,” he said when I finished. “It really hurts me, and that’s the truth—I’m so miserable selfish. And I think it’s a big blow to the picnics; it’s pointless to deny that you were the heart and soul of them with your charm, your heroic presence, and your wit and humor, creating that kind of social atmosphere. But even so, you’re right, and you should go. You can count on forty dollars a week; and if Depew City—one of nature’s centers for this State—pans out as I expect, it could be double. But it’s forty dollars anyway; and to think that two years ago you were almost broke!”

“I WAS reduced to it,” said I.

“I had to do it,” I said.

“Well, the brutes gave you nothing, and I'm glad of it now!” cried Jim. “It's the triumphant return I glory in! Think of the master, and that cold-blooded Myner too! Yes, just let the Depew City boom get on its legs, and you shall go; and two years later, day for day, I'll shake hands with you in Paris, with Mamie on my arm, God bless her!”

“Well, those savages gave you nothing, and I'm actually glad about that now!” Jim exclaimed. “It's the triumphant return I'm excited about! Just think of the master and that heartless Myner too! Yes, just let the Depew City boom get started, and you’ll leave; and two years later, to the day, I’ll be shaking hands with you in Paris, with Mamie by my side, God bless her!”

We talked in this vein far into the night. I was myself so exultant in my new-found liberty, and Pinkerton so proud of my triumph, so happy in my happiness, in so warm a glow about the gallant little woman of his choice, and the very room so filled with castles in the air and cottages at Fontainebleau, that it was little wonder if sleep fled our eyelids, and three had followed two upon the office clock before Pinkerton unfolded the mechanism of his patent sofa.

We talked like this well into the night. I was so excited about my newfound freedom, and Pinkerton was so proud of my success, genuinely happy for me, glowing with admiration for the brave little woman he had chosen. The room was filled with dreams and fantasies, so it was no surprise that sleep escaped us, and the time passed quickly until three had struck on the office clock before Pinkerton opened up his patented sofa.





CHAPTER VIII. FACES ON THE CITY FRONT.

It is very much the custom to view life as if it were exactly ruled in two, like sleep and waking; the provinces of play and business standing separate. The business side of my career in San Francisco has been now disposed of; I approach the chapter of diversion; and it will be found they had about an equal share in building up the story of the Wrecker—a gentleman whose appearance may be presently expected.

It’s quite common to see life divided into two parts, like sleep and waking; the areas of leisure and work staying distinct. The work aspect of my career in San Francisco has been taken care of; I’m moving on to the chapter of fun; and you’ll find that both have played an equal role in shaping the story of the Wrecker—a gentleman whose arrival should be expected soon.

With all my occupations, some six afternoons and two or three odd evenings remained at my disposal every week: a circumstance the more agreeable as I was a stranger in a city singularly picturesque. From what I had once called myself, The Amateur Parisian, I grew (or declined) into a waterside prowler, a lingerer on wharves, a frequenter of shy neighbourhoods, a scraper of acquaintance with eccentric characters. I visited Chinese and Mexican gambling-hells, German secret societies, sailors' boarding-houses, and “dives” of every complexion of the disreputable and dangerous. I have seen greasy Mexican hands pinned to the table with a knife for cheating, seamen (when blood-money ran high) knocked down upon the public street and carried insensible on board short-handed ships, shots exchanged, and the smoke (and the company) dispersing from the doors of the saloon. I have heard cold-minded Polacks debate upon the readiest method of burning San Francisco to the ground, hot-headed working men and women bawl and swear in the tribune at the Sandlot, and Kearney himself open his subscription for a gallows, name the manufacturers who were to grace it with their dangling bodies, and read aloud to the delighted multitude a telegram of adhesion from a member of the State legislature: all which preparations of proletarian war were (in a moment) breathed upon and abolished by the mere name and fame of Mr. Coleman. That lion of the Vigilantes had but to rouse himself and shake his ears, and the whole brawling mob was silenced. I could not but reflect what a strange manner of man this was, to be living unremarked there as a private merchant, and to be so feared by a whole city; and if I was disappointed, in my character of looker-on, to have the matter end ingloriously without the firing of a shot or the hanging of a single millionnaire, philosophy tried to tell me that this sight was truly the more picturesque. In a thousand towns and different epochs I might have had occasion to behold the cowardice and carnage of street fighting; where else, but only there and then, could I have enjoyed a view of Coleman (the intermittent despot) walking meditatively up hill in a quiet part of town, with a very rolling gait, and slapping gently his great thigh?

With all my activities, I had about six afternoons and two or three random evenings free each week: a situation that was even more enjoyable since I was new to a city that was uniquely beautiful. From what I had once called myself, The Amateur Parisian, I transitioned (or maybe regressed) into a waterfront wanderer, someone who hung around the docks, explored off-the-beaten-path neighborhoods, and made acquaintances with quirky characters. I checked out Chinese and Mexican gambling dens, German secret societies, sailors' boarding houses, and all kinds of shady and dangerous places. I witnessed greasy Mexican hands pinned to tables with knives for cheating, seamen knocked out in public streets when the stakes were high, blood spilled, and the smoke (and crowd) dispersing from bar entrances. I heard cold-hearted Poles debate the quickest way to burn San Francisco to the ground, hot-headed workers cursing and shouting at the Sandlot, and Kearney himself starting a fund for a gallows, naming the manufacturers who were to hang from it, and reading a telegram of support from a state legislator to the excited crowd: all these preparations for a workers' uprising were quickly overshadowed and halted by the mere name of Mr. Coleman. That leader of the Vigilantes only had to stir and shake himself, and the rowdy crowd fell silent. I couldn't help but think what a strange person this was, living unnoticed as an ordinary merchant, yet feared by an entire city; and while I was disappointed in my role as an observer that the events ended ingloriously without a shot fired or a single millionaire hanged, my philosophy reminded me that this moment was indeed more picturesque. In countless towns and times, I might have witnessed the cowardice and bloodshed of street fights; but where else, except in that moment, could I have enjoyed seeing Coleman (the temporary ruler) walking thoughtfully up a quiet hill, with a rolling gait, gently slapping his large thigh?

Minora Canamus. This historic figure stalks silently through a corner of the San Francisco of my memory: the rest is bric-a-brac, the reminiscences of a vagrant sketcher. My delight was much in slums. Little Italy was a haunt of mine; there I would look in at the windows of small eating-shops, transported bodily from Genoa or Naples, with their macaroni, and chianti flasks, and portraits of Garibaldi, and coloured political caricatures; or (entering in) hold high debate with some ear-ringed fisher of the bay as to the designs of “Mr. Owstria” and “Mr. Rooshia.” I was often to be observed (had there been any to observe me) in that dis-peopled, hill-side solitude of Little Mexico, with its crazy wooden houses, endless crazy wooden stairs, and perilous mountain goat-paths in the sand. Chinatown by a thousand eccentricities drew and held me; I could never have enough of its ambiguous, interracial atmosphere, as of a vitalised museum; never wonder enough at its outlandish, necromantic-looking vegetables set forth to sell in commonplace American shop-windows, its temple doors open and the scent of the joss-stick streaming forth on the American air, its kites of Oriental fashion hanging fouled in Western telegraph-wires, its flights of paper prayers which the trade-wind hunts and dissipates along Western gutters. I was a frequent wanderer on North Beach, gazing at the straits, and the huge Cape-Horners creeping out to sea, and imminent Tamalpais. Thence, on my homeward way, I might visit that strange and filthy shed, earth-paved and walled with the cages of wild animals and birds, where at a ramshackle counter, amid the yells of monkeys, and a poignant atmosphere of menagerie, forty-rod whiskey was administered by a proprietor as dirty as his beasts. Nor did I even neglect Nob Hill, which is itself a kind of slum, being the habitat of the mere millionnaire. There they dwell upon the hill-top, high raised above man's clamour, and the trade-wind blows between their palaces about deserted streets.

Minora Canamus. This historic figure quietly walks through a corner of the San Francisco in my memory: the rest is a mix of random memories, the recollections of a wandering sketch artist. I found much joy in the rundown areas. Little Italy was one of my favorite spots; I would peek through the windows of small eateries, straight out of Genoa or Naples, filled with their pasta, chianti bottles, portraits of Garibaldi, and colorful political cartoons; or (when I ventured inside) engage in lively discussions with some earring-wearing fisherman about the intentions of “Mr. Austria” and “Mr. Russia.” I could often be found (if anyone was around to notice) in that empty, hillside quiet of Little Mexico, with its quirky wooden homes, endless rickety wooden stairs, and treacherous mountain goat paths in the sand. Chinatown, with its thousand quirks, captured and held my attention; I could never get enough of its strange, mixed-race atmosphere, like a lively museum; never stop marveling at its bizarre, mystical-looking vegetables displayed in ordinary American shop windows, its temple doors wide open with the scent of incense wafting into the American air, its Oriental kites tangled in Western telegraph wires, its streams of paper prayers that the trade winds hunt down and scatter along Western gutters. I was a regular wanderer on North Beach, staring at the straits, and the massive Cape Horners sailing out to sea, and the looming Tamalpais. From there, on my way home, I might stop by that odd, filthy shed, with a dirt floor and walls lined with cages of wild animals and birds, where at a rickety counter, amid the screams of monkeys and the distinct atmosphere of a zoo, forty-rod whiskey was served by a proprietor just as dirty as his animals. I also didn’t overlook Nob Hill, which is really a sort of slum, being the home of mere millionaires. They live atop the hill, raised high above the noise of the city, while the trade winds blow between their mansions on the empty streets.

But San Francisco is not herself only. She is not only the most interesting city in the Union, and the hugest smelting-pot of races and the precious metals. She keeps, besides, the doors of the Pacific, and is the port of entry to another world and an earlier epoch in man's history. Nowhere else shall you observe (in the ancient phrase) so many tall ships as here convene from round the Horn, from China, from Sydney, and the Indies; but scarce remarked amid that crowd of deep-sea giants, another class of craft, the Island schooner, circulates: low in the water, with lofty spars and dainty lines, rigged and fashioned like a yacht, manned with brown-skinned, soft-spoken, sweet-eyed native sailors, and equipped with their great double-ender boats that tell a tale of boisterous sea-beaches. These steal out and in again, unnoted by the world or even the newspaper press, save for the line in the clearing column, “Schooner So-and-so for Yap and South Sea Islands”—steal out with nondescript cargoes of tinned salmon, gin, bolts of gaudy cotton stuff, women's hats, and Waterbury watches, to return, after a year, piled as high as to the eaves of the house with copra, or wallowing deep with the shells of the tortoise or the pearl oyster. To me, in my character of the Amateur Parisian, this island traffic, and even the island world, were beyond the bounds of curiosity, and how much more of knowledge. I stood there on the extreme shore of the West and of to-day. Seventeen hundred years ago, and seven thousand miles to the east, a legionary stood, perhaps, upon the wall of Antoninus, and looked northward toward the mountains of the Picts. For all the interval of time and space, I, when I looked from the cliff-house on the broad Pacific, was that man's heir and analogue: each of us standing on the verge of the Roman Empire (or, as we now call it, Western civilization), each of us gazing onward into zones unromanised. But I was dull. I looked rather backward, keeping a kind eye on Paris; and it required a series of converging incidents to change my attitude of nonchalance for one of interest, and even longing, which I little dreamed that I should live to gratify.

But San Francisco is not just herself. She's not only the most interesting city in the country and the largest melting pot of cultures and precious metals. She also holds the gates to the Pacific and serves as the entry point to another world and an earlier time in human history. Nowhere else can you see so many tall ships gathering here from around the Horn, from China, Sydney, and the Indies; but amidst those deep-sea giants, another type of vessel, the Island schooner, quietly operates: low in the water, with tall masts and graceful lines, built and rigged like a yacht, crewed by brown-skinned, soft-spoken, sweet-eyed native sailors, and equipped with their large double-ender boats that hint at lively sea shores. These boats come and go unnoticed by the world or even the newspapers, except for a brief mention in the classifieds, like “Schooner So-and-so for Yap and South Sea Islands”—leaving with nondescript cargoes of canned salmon, gin, bright cotton fabric, women's hats, and Waterbury watches, only to return a year later, piled high with copra or heavy with tortoise or pearl oyster shells. To me, as an amateur Parisian, this island trade, and even the island world, was beyond mere curiosity, let alone knowledge. I stood there on the outer edge of the West and of today. Seventeen hundred years ago, and seven thousand miles to the east, a soldier might have stood on the wall of Antoninus, looking north towards the mountains of the Picts. Despite all the time and distance that separated us, when I looked from the cliff house at the vast Pacific, I felt like that man’s descendant: each of us on the brink of the Roman Empire (or, as we now call it, Western civilization), each gazing into unromanized territories. But I was uninspired. I found myself looking backward, keeping a warm eye on Paris; it took a series of meaningful incidents to shift my indifference into genuine interest and a yearning I never thought I would come to fulfill.

The first of these incidents brought me in acquaintance with a certain San Francisco character, who had something of a name beyond the limits of the city, and was known to many lovers of good English. I had discovered a new slum, a place of precarious, sandy cliffs, deep, sandy cuttings, solitary, ancient houses, and the butt-ends of streets. It was already environed. The ranks of the street-lamps threaded it unbroken. The city, upon all sides of it, was tightly packed, and growled with traffic. To-day, I do not doubt the very landmarks are all swept away; but it offered then, within narrow limits, a delightful peace, and (in the morning, when I chiefly went there) a seclusion almost rural. On a steep sand-hill, in this neighbourhood, toppled, on the most insecure foundation, a certain row of houses, each with a bit of garden, and all (I have to presume) inhabited. Thither I used to mount by a crumbling footpath, and in front of the last of the houses, would sit down to sketch. The very first day I saw I was observed, out of the ground-floor window by a youngish, good-looking fellow, prematurely bald, and with an expression both lively and engaging. The second, as we were still the only figures in the landscape, it was no more than natural that we should nod. The third, he came out fairly from his intrenchments, praised my sketch, and with the impromptu cordiality of artists carried me into his apartment; where I sat presently in the midst of a museum of strange objects,—paddles and battle-clubs and baskets, rough-hewn stone images, ornaments of threaded shell, cocoanut bowls, snowy cocoanut plumes—evidences and examples of another earth, another climate, another race, and another (if a ruder) culture. Nor did these objects lack a fitting commentary in the conversation of my new acquaintance. Doubtless you have read his book. You know already how he tramped and starved, and had so fine a profit of living, in his days among the islands; and meeting him, as I did, one artist with another, after months of offices and picnics, you can imagine with what charm he would speak, and with what pleasure I would hear. It was in such talks, which we were both eager to repeat, that I first heard the names—first fell under the spell—of the islands; and it was from one of the first of them that I returned (a happy man) with Omoo under one arm, and my friend's own adventures under the other.

The first of these incidents introduced me to a certain San Francisco character, who had a bit of a reputation beyond the city and was known to many fans of good English. I had stumbled upon a new slum, a place of unstable, sandy cliffs, deep sand cuts, lonely, old houses, and dead-end streets. It was already surrounded. The streetlamps formed a continuous line through it. The city, packed tightly on all sides, buzzed with traffic. Today, I have no doubt that the very landmarks have been wiped away; but back then, it offered, within a small area, a delightful sense of peace, and in the mornings, when I usually visited, a seclusion that felt almost rural. On a steep sand dune in this neighborhood, there was a row of houses, teetering on shaky foundations, each with a small garden, and all (I assume) lived in. I would climb up a crumbling path and sit in front of the last house to sketch. On my very first day, I noticed that a young, attractive guy, who was somewhat bald, was watching me from a ground-floor window with a lively and engaging expression. The second day, since we were the only two people in sight, it felt natural to nod at each other. By the third day, he came out from his hideout, complimented my sketch, and, with the spontaneous friendliness of artists, invited me into his apartment; where I found myself surrounded by a collection of strange objects—paddles, battle clubs, baskets, rough stone carvings, shell ornaments, coconut bowls, and snowy coconut plumes—evidence of another world, another climate, another race, and a different (albeit more primitive) culture. These objects were accompanied by insightful commentary from my new acquaintance. You have probably read his book. You already know how he wandered and starved, and how he thrived while living among the islands; and meeting him, as I did, one artist to another, after months of working and picnicking, you can imagine how charmingly he spoke and how much I enjoyed listening. It was during these conversations, which we both wanted to continue, that I first heard the names—first fell under the spell—of the islands; and it was from one of those trips that I returned (a happy man) with Omoo under one arm and my friend's own adventures under the other.

The second incident was more dramatic, and had, besides, a bearing on my future. I was standing, one day, near a boat-landing under Telegraph Hill. A large barque, perhaps of eighteen hundred tons, was coming more than usually close about the point to reach her moorings; and I was observing her with languid inattention, when I observed two men to stride across the bulwarks, drop into a shore boat, and, violently dispossessing the boatman of his oars, pull toward the landing where I stood. In a surprisingly short time they came tearing up the steps; and I could see that both were too well dressed to be foremast hands—the first even with research, and both, and specially the first, appeared under the empire of some strong emotion.

The second incident was more dramatic and had implications for my future. One day, I was standing near a boat landing under Telegraph Hill. A large barque, maybe around eighteen hundred tons, was coming unusually close to the shore to reach its moorings. I was observing it with a casual lack of interest when I noticed two men stride across the bulwarks, drop into a small boat, and forcefully take the boatman's oars to row toward the landing where I was standing. In a surprisingly short time, they came rushing up the steps, and I could see that both were too well-dressed to be crew members—the first one even more meticulously dressed—and both, especially the first, seemed to be under the grip of some strong emotion.

“Nearest police office!” cried the leader.

“Closest police station!” shouted the leader.

“This way,” said I, immediately falling in with their precipitate pace. “What's wrong? What ship is that?”

“This way,” I said, quickly matching their hurried pace. “What’s going on? What ship is that?”

“That's the Gleaner,” he replied. “I am chief officer, this gentleman's third; and we've to get in our depositions before the crew. You see they might corral us with the captain; and that's no kind of berth for me. I've sailed with some hard cases in my time, and seen pins flying like sand on a squally day—but never a match to our old man. It never let up from the Hook to the Farallones; and the last man was dropped not sixteen hours ago. Packet rats our men were, and as tough a crowd as ever sand-bagged a man's head in; but they looked sick enough when the captain started in with his fancy shooting.”

“That's the Gleaner,” he replied. “I’m the chief officer, this guy’s the third; and we need to give our statements before the crew. You see, they might corner us with the captain, and that’s not a good situation for me. I’ve sailed with some tough characters in my time, and I’ve seen pins flying like sand on a stormy day—but never anyone like our captain. It was relentless from the Hook to the Farallones; and the last guy was dropped less than sixteen hours ago. Our men were like packet rats, as tough a crowd as ever knocked someone out; but they looked pretty queasy when the captain started with his fancy shooting.”

“O, he's done up,” observed the other. “He won't go to sea no more.”

“O, he's finished,” remarked the other. “He's not going to the ocean again.”

“You make me tired,” retorted his superior. “If he gets ashore in one piece and isn't lynched in the next ten minutes, he'll do yet. The owners have a longer memory than the public; they'll stand by him; they don't find as smart a captain every day in the year.”

“You make me tired,” his boss shot back. “If he gets on land in one piece and isn’t lynched within the next ten minutes, he’ll be fine. The owners remember things longer than the public does; they’ll support him; they don't come across a sharp captain like him every day.”

“O, he's a son of a gun of a fine captain; there ain't no doubt of that,” concurred the other, heartily. “Why, I don't suppose there's been no wages paid aboard that Gleaner for three trips.”

“O, he's a really great captain; there’s no doubt about it,” agreed the other,enthusiastically. “I don't think they’ve paid any wages on that Gleaner for three trips.”

“No wages?” I exclaimed, for I was still a novice in maritime affairs.

“No wages?” I exclaimed, since I was still a newbie in maritime matters.

“Not to sailor-men before the mast,” agreed the mate. “Men cleared out; wasn't the soft job they maybe took it for. She isn' the first ship that never paid wages.”

“Not for sailors before the mast,” the mate agreed. “They cleared out; it wasn’t the easy job they might have thought it would be. She isn’t the first ship that hasn’t paid wages.”

I could not but observe that our pace was progressively relaxing; and indeed I have often wondered since whether the hurry of the start were not intended for the gallery alone. Certain it is at least, that when we had reached the police office, and the mates had made their deposition, and told their horrid tale of five men murdered, some with savage passion, some with cold brutality, between Sandy Hook and San Francisco, the police were despatched in time to be too late. Before we arrived, the ruffian had slipped out upon the dock, had mingled with the crowd, and found a refuge in the house of an acquaintance; and the ship was only tenanted by his late victims. Well for him that he had been thus speedy. For when word began to go abroad among the shore-side characters, when the last victim was carried by to the hospital, when those who had escaped (as by miracle) from that floating shambles, began to circulate and show their wounds in the crowd, it was strange to witness the agitation that seized and shook that portion of the city. Men shed tears in public; bosses of lodging-houses, long inured to brutality, and above all, brutality to sailors, shook their fists at heaven: if hands could have been laid on the captain of the Gleaner, his shrift would have been short. That night (so gossip reports) he was headed up in a barrel and smuggled across the bay: in two ships already he had braved the penitentiary and the gallows; and yet, by last accounts, he now commands another on the Western Ocean.

I couldn't help but notice that our pace was slowly easing up; and I've often wondered since if the rush at the start was just for show. It's clear that when we got to the police office, and the mates shared their statements, recounting the horrific story of five men murdered—some out of savage rage, others with cold brutality—between Sandy Hook and San Francisco, the police were sent out but ultimately arrived too late. By the time we got there, the criminal had already slipped out onto the dock, blended in with the crowd, and taken refuge at a friend's place; the ship was only occupied by his recent victims. Lucky for him that he had acted so quickly. When news started spreading among the locals, when the last victim was taken to the hospital, and when those who had miraculously escaped from that floating slaughterhouse began to show their wounds to the crowd, it was shocking to see the panic that swept through that part of the city. Men openly wept; managers of boarding houses, who were used to violence—especially against sailors—shook their fists at the sky: if they could have gotten their hands on the captain of the Gleaner, he wouldn't have lasted long. That night, or so the rumors say, he was stuffed into a barrel and smuggled across the bay: in two previous ships, he had already faced prison and the noose; and still, according to the latest reports, he’s now commanding another ship on the Western Ocean.

As I have said, I was never quite certain whether Mr. Nares (the mate) did not intend that his superior should escape. It would have been like his preference of loyalty to law; it would have been like his prejudice, which was all in favour of the after-guard. But it must remain a matter of conjecture only. Well as I came to know him in the sequel, he was never communicative on that point, nor indeed on any that concerned the voyage of the Gleaner. Doubtless he had some reason for his reticence. Even during our walk to the police office, he debated several times with Johnson, the third officer, whether he ought not to give up himself, as well as to denounce the captain. He had decided in the negative, arguing that “it would probably come to nothing; and even if there was a stink, he had plenty good friends in San Francisco.” And to nothing it came; though it must have very nearly come to something, for Mr. Nares disappeared immediately from view and was scarce less closely hidden than his captain.

As I mentioned, I was never entirely sure if Mr. Nares (the mate) actually wanted his superior to escape. It would have fit with his preference for loyalty over the law; it would have reflected his bias, which leaned towards the after-guard. But that will just have to remain a matter of speculation. Although I got to know him well later on, he never really opened up about that or any details regarding the Gleaner's voyage. He must have had his reasons for not sharing. Even during our walk to the police station, he debated several times with Johnson, the third officer, whether he should turn himself in along with reporting the captain. He ultimately decided against it, arguing that “it would probably lead to nothing; and even if it caused a stink, he had plenty of good friends in San Francisco.” And it did lead to nothing, though it almost seemed like it might, because Mr. Nares quickly vanished from sight and was barely less concealed than his captain.

Johnson, on the other hand, I often met. I could never learn this man's country; and though he himself claimed to be American, neither his English nor his education warranted the claim. In all likelihood he was of Scandinavian birth and blood, long pickled in the forecastles of English and American ships. It is possible that, like so many of his race in similar positions, he had already lost his native tongue. In mind, at least, he was quite denationalised; thought only in English—to call it so; and though by nature one of the mildest, kindest, and most feebly playful of mankind, he had been so long accustomed to the cruelty of sea discipline, that his stories (told perhaps with a giggle) would sometimes turn me chill. In appearance, he was tall, light of weight, bold and high-bred of feature, dusky-haired, and with a face of a clean even brown: the ornament of outdoor men. Seated in a chair, you might have passed him off for a baronet or a military officer; but let him rise, and it was Fo'c's'le Jack that came rolling toward you, crab-like; let him but open his lips, and it was Fo'c's'le Jack that piped and drawled his ungrammatical gibberish. He had sailed (among other places) much among the islands; and after a Cape Horn passage with its snow-squalls and its frozen sheets, he announced his intention of “taking a turn among them Kanakas.” I thought I should have lost him soon; but according to the unwritten usage of mariners, he had first to dissipate his wages. “Guess I'll have to paint this town red,” was his hyperbolical expression; for sure no man ever embarked upon a milder course of dissipation, most of his days being passed in the little parlour behind Black Tom's public house, with a select corps of old particular acquaintances, all from the South Seas, and all patrons of a long yarn, a short pipe, and glasses round.

I often ran into Johnson. I could never figure out where this guy was from; even though he claimed to be American, neither his English nor his education backed that up. He was likely of Scandinavian descent, long immersed in the crew quarters of English and American ships. Like many people in similar situations, he may have completely lost his native language. Mentally, he was pretty much stripped of any nationality; he thought only in English—if you could call it that. And although he was naturally one of the gentlest, kindest, and most carefree people you’d meet, he had been so accustomed to the harshness of life at sea that his stories (sometimes told with a chuckle) could occasionally give me the chills. Physically, he was tall, lightweight, with noble features, dark hair, and a smooth, even tan that suited an outdoor man. Sitting down, you might take him for a gentleman or a military officer; but when he stood up, he looked like a rough sailor coming toward you, moving with a kind of sideways shuffle. And as soon as he opened his mouth, he revealed himself to be that same sailor, speaking his ungrammatical slang. He had sailed a lot, especially among the islands; after a passage around Cape Horn with its snow squalls and freezing conditions, he declared he wanted to “hang out with those Kanakas.” I thought he’d be leaving soon, but as per the unspoken rules of sailors, he had to spend his wages first. “Guess I'll have to paint this town red,” he said jokingly; but honestly, no one embraced a more laid-back approach to partying, spending most of his days in the small living room behind Black Tom's pub with a close group of old friends, all from the South Seas, who loved long stories, short smokes, and sharing drinks.

Black Tom's, to the front, presented the appearance of a fourth-rate saloon, devoted to Kanaka seamen, dirt, negrohead tobacco, bad cigars, worse gin, and guitars and banjos in a state of decline. The proprietor, a powerful coloured man, was at once a publican, a ward politician, leader of some brigade of “lambs” or “smashers,” at the wind of whose clubs the party bosses and the mayor were supposed to tremble, and (what hurt nothing) an active and reliable crimp. His front quarters, then, were noisy, disreputable, and not even safe. I have seen worse frequented saloons where there were fewer scandals; for Tom was often drunk himself; and there is no doubt the Lambs must have been a useful body, or the place would have been closed. I remember one day, not long before an election, seeing a blind man, very well dressed, led up to the counter and remain a long while in consultation with the negro. The pair looked so ill-assorted, and the awe with which the drinkers fell back and left them in the midst of an impromptu privacy was so unusual in such a place, that I turned to my next neighbour with a question. He told me the blind man was a distinguished party boss, called by some the King of San Francisco, but perhaps better known by his picturesque Chinese nickname of the Blind White Devil. “The Lambs must be wanted pretty bad, I guess,” my informant added. I have here a sketch of the Blind White Devil leaning on the counter; on the next page, and taken the same hour, a jotting of Black Tom threatening a whole crowd of customers with a long Smith and Wesson: to such heights and depths we rose and fell in the front parts of the saloon.

Black Tom's, out front, looked like a rundown bar, catering to Kanaka sailors, filled with dirt, cheap tobacco, bad cigars, worse gin, and guitars and banjos that had seen better days. The owner, a strong Black man, was not only a bartender but also a local politician, the leader of some group of "lambs" or "smashers," whose influence supposedly made the party bosses and the mayor nervous, and (which didn’t hurt at all) a crafty and effective recruiter. So, his main area was loud, disreputable, and not particularly safe. I've been to worse bars that had fewer scandals; after all, Tom was often drunk himself, and there’s no doubt the Lambs were essential, or the place would have been shut down. I remember one day, not long before an election, seeing a well-dressed blind man being led to the counter, where he spent a long time talking with the Black owner. The two looked so mismatched, and the way the other customers stepped back and left them alone in an impromptu private conversation was so out of the ordinary in that place that I turned to the person next to me and asked about it. He told me the blind man was a notable party leader, known by some as the King of San Francisco, but perhaps even better recognized by his colorful Chinese nickname, the Blind White Devil. “The Lambs must really be in demand, I guess,” my informant added. I have a drawing of the Blind White Devil leaning on the counter; on the next page, at the same hour, I jotted down a sketch of Black Tom brandishing a long Smith and Wesson, highlighting the wild swings of life in the front section of the bar.

Meanwhile, away in the back quarters, sat the small informal South Sea club, talking of another world and surely of a different century. Old schooner captains they were, old South Sea traders, cooks, and mates: fine creatures, softened by residence among a softer race: full men besides, though not by reading, but by strange experience; and for days together I could hear their yarns with an unfading pleasure. All had indeed some touch of the poetic; for the beach-comber, when not a mere ruffian, is the poor relation of the artist. Even through Johnson's inarticulate speech, his “O yes, there ain't no harm in them Kanakas,” or “O yes, that's a son of a gun of a fine island, mountainious right down; I didn't never ought to have left that island,” there pierced a certain gusto of appreciation: and some of the rest were master-talkers. From their long tales, their traits of character and unpremeditated landscape, there began to piece itself together in my head some image of the islands and the island life: precipitous shores, spired mountain tops, the deep shade of hanging forests, the unresting surf upon the reef, and the unending peace of the lagoon; sun, moon, and stars of an imperial brightness; man moving in these scenes scarce fallen, and woman lovelier than Eve; the primal curse abrogated, the bed made ready for the stranger, life set to perpetual music, and the guest welcomed, the boat urged, and the long night beguiled, with poetry and choral song. A man must have been an unsuccessful artist; he must have starved on the streets of Paris; he must have been yoked to a commercial force like Pinkerton, before he can conceive the longings that at times assailed me. The draughty, rowdy city of San Francisco, the bustling office where my friend Jim paced like a caged lion daily between ten and four, even (at times) the retrospect of Paris, faded in comparison. Many a man less tempted would have thrown up all to realise his visions; but I was by nature unadventurous and uninitiative: to divert me from all former paths and send me cruising through the isles of paradise, some force external to myself must be exerted; Destiny herself must use the fitting wedge; and little as I deemed it, that tool was already in her hand of brass.

Meanwhile, in the back quarters, sat the small, casual South Sea club, discussing another world and certainly a different century. They were old schooner captains, South Sea traders, cooks, and crew members: remarkable people, softened by their time among a gentler population; well-rounded individuals, though not from books but from unique experiences; and for days on end, I could listen to their stories with lasting enjoyment. Each one had a hint of the poetic; because the beachcomber, when not just a brute, is the struggling relative of the artist. Even through Johnson's awkward speech, his “Oh yes, there’s no harm in those Kanakas,” or “Oh yes, that’s a hell of a fine island, mountainous all the way; I really should never have left that island,” there was a certain enthusiasm for appreciation: and some of the others were great storytellers. From their lengthy tales, their character traits, and spontaneous landscapes, I gradually formed an image in my mind of the islands and island life: steep shores, pointed mountain peaks, the deep shade of hanging forests, the restless surf on the reef, and the never-ending peace of the lagoon; sun, moon, and stars shining with regal brightness; man moving in these scenes barely fallen, and woman more beautiful than Eve; the original curse lifted, the bed prepared for the traveler, life set to continuous music, and the guest welcomed, the boat urged on, and the long night entertained with poetry and choral song. A man must have been an unsuccessful artist; he must have starved on the streets of Paris; he must have been tied to a commercial force like Pinkerton before he could grasp the longings that sometimes overtook me. The drafty, rowdy city of San Francisco, the busy office where my friend Jim paced like a caged lion daily from ten to four, even (at times) the memories of Paris, faded in comparison. Many a man less tempted would have given up everything to realize his dreams; but I was by nature unadventurous and lacking initiative: to pull me away from all past paths and send me cruising through the islands of paradise, some force outside of myself had to be at work; Destiny herself had to use the right tool; and as little as I believed it, that tool was already in her hand of brass.

I sat, one afternoon, in the corner of a great, glassy, silvered saloon, a free lunch at my one elbow, at the other a “conscientious nude” from the brush of local talent; when, with the tramp of feet and a sudden buzz of voices, the swing-doors were flung broadly open and the place carried as by storm. The crowd which thus entered (mostly seafaring men, and all prodigiously excited) contained a sort of kernel or general centre of interest, which the rest merely surrounded and advertised, as children in the Old World surround and escort the Punch-and-Judy man; the word went round the bar like wildfire that these were Captain Trent and the survivors of the British brig Flying Scud, picked up by a British war-ship on Midway Island, arrived that morning in San Francisco Bay, and now fresh from making the necessary declarations. Presently I had a good sight of them: four brown, seamanlike fellows, standing by the counter, glass in hand, the centre of a score of questioners. One was a Kanaka—the cook, I was informed; one carried a cage with a canary, which occasionally trilled into thin song; one had his left arm in a sling and looked gentlemanlike, and somewhat sickly, as though the injury had been severe and he was scarce recovered; and the captain himself—a red-faced, blue-eyed, thickset man of five and forty—wore a bandage on his right hand. The incident struck me; I was struck particularly to see captain, cook, and foremost hands walking the street and visiting saloons in company; and, as when anything impressed me, I got my sketch-book out, and began to steal a sketch of the four castaways. The crowd, sympathising with my design, made a clear lane across the room; and I was thus enabled, all unobserved myself, to observe with a still-growing closeness the face and the demeanour of Captain Trent.

I sat one afternoon in the corner of a large, shiny, silver saloon, with a free lunch on one side and a "conscientious nude" painting by a local artist on the other. Suddenly, the swing doors burst open with a rush of people and a wave of chatter. A crowd entered, mostly sailors, all incredibly excited, and they seemed to focus around a central group of interest, much like children in the Old World surrounding a Punch-and-Judy show. Word spread quickly around the bar that these were Captain Trent and the survivors of the British brig Flying Scud, rescued by a British warship on Midway Island, who had just arrived that morning in San Francisco Bay and had finished making their statements. Soon, I got a good look at them: four tanned, seafaring guys standing at the counter with drinks in hand, surrounded by a crowd of questioners. One was a Kanaka—the cook, as I was told; another held a cage with a canary that occasionally sang a little tune; one had his left arm in a sling and looked somewhat refined yet sickly, as if his injury had been serious and he was just getting better; and the captain himself—a red-faced, blue-eyed, stocky man around forty-five—had a bandage on his right hand. The scene caught my attention, especially the sight of the captain, cook, and crew casually hanging out and visiting bars together. As I often do when something impresses me, I pulled out my sketchbook and started drawing the four castaways. The crowd, understanding what I was doing, cleared a path across the room, allowing me to observe Captain Trent's face and demeanor more closely without being noticed.

Warmed by whiskey and encouraged by the eagerness of the bystanders, that gentleman was now rehearsing the history of his misfortune. It was but scraps that reached me: how he “filled her on the starboard tack,” and how “it came up sudden out of the nor'nor'west,” and “there she was, high and dry.” Sometimes he would appeal to one of the men—“That was how it was, Jack?”—and the man would reply, “That was the way of it, Captain Trent.” Lastly, he started a fresh tide of popular sympathy by enunciating the sentiment, “Damn all these Admirality Charts, and that's what I say!” From the nodding of heads and the murmurs of assent that followed, I could see that Captain Trent had established himself in the public mind as a gentleman and a thorough navigator: about which period, my sketch of the four men and the canary-bird being finished, and all (especially the canary-bird) excellent likenesses, I buckled up my book, and slipped from the saloon.

Warmed by whiskey and encouraged by the eager crowd, that guy was now sharing his story of misfortune. I only caught bits and pieces: how he “filled her on the starboard tack,” how “it came up suddenly out of the nor'nor'west,” and “there she was, high and dry.” Sometimes he would ask one of the men—“That’s how it went, right, Jack?”—and the man would respond, “That’s how it was, Captain Trent.” Finally, he stirred up more sympathy by declaring, “Damn all these Admiralty Charts, and that’s what I say!” From the nods and murmurs of agreement that followed, I could tell that Captain Trent had made a name for himself as a decent guy and a skilled navigator: around that time, my sketch of the four men and the canary was finished, and all (especially the canary) were excellent likenesses, so I closed my book and slipped out of the saloon.

Little did I suppose that I was leaving Act I, Scene I, of the drama of my life; and yet the scene, or rather the captain's face, lingered for some time in my memory. I was no prophet, as I say; but I was something else: I was an observer; and one thing I knew, I knew when a man was terrified. Captain Trent, of the British brig Flying Scud, had been glib; he had been ready; he had been loud; but in his blue eyes I could detect the chill, and in the lines of his countenance spy the agitation of perpetual terror. Was he trembling for his certificate? In my judgment, it was some livelier kind of fear that thrilled in the man's marrow as he turned to drink. Was it the result of recent shock, and had he not yet recovered the disaster to his brig? I remembered how a friend of mine had been in a railway accident, and shook and started for a month; and although Captain Trent of the Flying Scud had none of the appearance of a nervous man, I told myself, with incomplete conviction, that his must be a similar case.

Little did I realize that I was leaving Act I, Scene I, of the drama of my life; yet the scene, or rather the captain's face, stayed in my memory for a while. I was no prophet, as I said; but I was something else: I was an observer; and one thing I knew for sure, I could tell when a man was scared. Captain Trent, of the British brig Flying Scud, had been smooth-talking; he had been ready; he had been loud; but in his blue eyes, I could see the fear, and in the lines of his face, I could detect the constant agitation of a deep terror. Was he worried about his certificate? In my opinion, it was a more intense kind of fear that was coursing through the guy as he turned to drink. Was it because of a recent shock, and was he still reeling from the disaster that had struck his brig? I remembered how a friend of mine had been in a train accident and had been shaken and jumpy for a month; and although Captain Trent of the Flying Scud didn’t look like a nervous man, I told myself, with wavering belief, that his situation must be similar.





CHAPTER IX. THE WRECK OF THE “FLYING SCUD.”

The next morning I found Pinkerton, who had risen before me, seated at our usual table, and deep in the perusal of what I will call the Daily Occidental. This was a paper (I know not if it be so still) that stood out alone among its brethren in the West; the others, down to their smallest item, were defaced with capitals, head-lines, alliterations, swaggering misquotations, and the shoddy picturesque and unpathetic pathos of the Harry Millers: the Occidental alone appeared to be written by a dull, sane, Christian gentleman, singly desirous of communicating knowledge. It had not only this merit, which endeared it to me, but was admittedly the best informed on business matters, which attracted Pinkerton.

The next morning, I found Pinkerton, who had gotten up before me, sitting at our usual table, engrossed in what I’d call the Daily Occidental. This was a newspaper (I’m not sure if it still exists) that stood out among its peers in the West; the others, down to their smallest details, were filled with bold headlines, flashy language, over-the-top misquotes, and the cheap drama of the Harry Millers. The Occidental seemed to be written by a straightforward, sensible, and decent person who genuinely wanted to share knowledge. Not only did it have this quality, which I appreciated, but it was also recognized as the best source for business news, which appealed to Pinkerton.

“Loudon,” said he, looking up from the journal, “you sometimes think I have too many irons in the fire. My notion, on the other hand, is, when you see a dollar lying, pick it up! Well, here I've tumbled over a whole pile of 'em on a reef in the middle of the Pacific.”

“Loudon,” he said, looking up from the journal, “you sometimes think I have too many things going on. My belief, though, is that when you see money just sitting there, you should grab it! Well, here I’ve stumbled upon a whole bunch of it on a reef in the middle of the Pacific.”

“Why, Jim, you miserable fellow!” I exclaimed; “haven't we Depew City, one of God's green centres for this State? haven't we——”

“Why, Jim, you pathetic guy!” I said; “don’t we have Depew City, one of God’s green spots in this State? don’t we——”

“Just listen to this,” interrupted Jim. “It's miserable copy; these Occidental reporter fellows have no fire; but the facts are right enough, I guess.” And he began to read:—

“Just listen to this,” Jim interrupted. “It's terrible writing; these Occidental reporter guys have no passion; but the facts seem to be accurate enough, I suppose.” And he started to read:—

“WRECK OF THE BRITISH BRIG, 'FLYING SCUD.'

“WRECK OF THE BRITISH BRIG, 'FLYING SCUD.'”

“H.B.M.S. Tempest, which arrived yesterday at this port, brings Captain Trent and four men of the British brig Flying Scud, cast away February 12th on Midway Island, and most providentially rescued the next day. The Flying Scud was of 200 tons burthen, owned in London, and has been out nearly two years tramping. Captain Trent left Hong Kong December 8th, bound for this port in rice and a small mixed cargo of silks, teas, and China notions, the whole valued at $10,000, fully covered by insurance. The log shows plenty of fine weather, with light airs, calms, and squalls. In lat. 28 N., long. 177 W., his water going rotten, and misled by Hoyt's North Pacific Directory, which informed him there was a coaling station on the island, Captain Trent put in to Midway Island. He found it a literal sandbank, surrounded by a coral reef mostly submerged. Birds were very plenty, there was good fish in the lagoon, but no firewood; and the water, which could be obtained by digging, brackish. He found good holding-ground off the north end of the larger bank in fifteen fathoms water; bottom sandy, with coral patches. Here he was detained seven days by a calm, the crew suffering severely from the water, which was gone quite bad; and it was only on the evening of the 12th, that a little wind sprang up, coming puffy out of N.N.E. Late as it was, Captain Trent immediately weighed anchor and attempted to get out. While the vessel was beating up to the passage, the wind took a sudden lull, and then veered squally into N. and even N.N.W., driving the brig ashore on the sand at about twenty minutes before six o'clock. John Wallen, a native of Finland, and Charles Holdorsen, a native of Sweden, were drowned alongside, in attempting to lower a boat, neither being able to swim, the squall very dark, and the noise of the breakers drowning everything. At the same time John Brown, another of the crew, had his arm broken by the falls. Captain Trent further informed the OCCIDENTAL reporter, that the brig struck heavily at first bows on, he supposes upon coral; that she then drove over the obstacle, and now lies in sand, much down by the head and with a list to starboard. In the first collision she must have sustained some damage, as she was making water forward. The rice will probably be all destroyed: but the more valuable part of the cargo is fortunately in the afterhold. Captain Trent was preparing his long-boat for sea, when the providential arrival of the Tempest, pursuant to Admiralty orders to call at islands in her course for castaways, saved the gallant captain from all further danger. It is scarcely necessary to add that both the officers and men of the unfortunate vessel speak in high terms of the kindness they received on board the man-of-war. We print a list of the survivors: Jacob Trent, master, of Hull, England; Elias Goddedaal, mate, native of Christiansand, Sweden; Ah Wing, cook, native of Sana, China; John Brown, native of Glasgow, Scotland; John Hardy, native of London, England. The Flying Scud is ten years old, and this morning will be sold as she stands, by order of Lloyd's agent, at public auction for the benefit of the underwriters. The auction will take place in the Merchants' Exchange at ten o'clock.

arrived at this port yesterday, bringing Captain Trent and four crew members from the British brig Flying Scud, which was wrecked on February 12th at Midway Island and miraculously rescued the next day. The Flying Scud was 200 tons, owned in London, and had been at sea for nearly two years. Captain Trent left Hong Kong on December 8th, heading for this port with rice and a small mixed cargo of silks, teas, and Chinese goods, all valued at $10,000 and fully insured. The log recorded good weather, with light winds, calm periods, and squalls. At latitude 28 N, longitude 177 W, with his fresh water supply spoiling and misled by Hoyt's North Pacific Directory, which stated there was a coaling station on the island, Captain Trent stopped at Midway Island. He found it to be a mere sandbank surrounded by mostly submerged coral reefs. There were plenty of birds, good fish in the lagoon, but no firewood, and the water, which could be dug up, was brackish. He found solid holding ground off the northern end of the larger bank in fifteen fathoms of water, with a sandy bottom and coral patches. He was stuck there for seven days due to calm weather, with the crew suffering from the bad water; it was only on the evening of the 12th that a bit of wind picked up from the N.N.E. Despite the lateness, Captain Trent immediately weighed anchor and tried to leave. While the vessel was navigating the passage, the wind suddenly died down, then shifted to a squall from the north and even N.N.W., causing the brig to run aground on the sand about twenty minutes before six o'clock. John Wallen from Finland and Charles Holdorsen from Sweden drowned while trying to lower a boat, neither of them able to swim, with the squall being dark and the sound of the breakers drowning everything out. At the same time, John Brown, another crew member, broke his arm while managing the falls. Captain Trent later told the OCCIDENTAL reporter that the brig hit hard initially bow-first, likely on coral; then it slid over and is now stuck in sand, leaning heavily to starboard. The vessel must have sustained some damage in the first impact, as it was taking on water forward. The rice is likely ruined, but fortunately, the more valuable part of the cargo is safely in the afterhold. Captain Trent was getting his long-boat ready when the timely arrival of the Tempest, following Admiralty orders to check islands for castaways, saved him from further danger. It’s worth mentioning that both the officers and crew of the unfortunate vessel spoke highly of the kindness they received aboard the man-of-war. We provide a list of the survivors: Jacob Trent, master from Hull, England; Elias Goddedaal, mate, native of Christiansand, Sweden; Ah Wing, cook, native of Sana, China; John Brown, from Glasgow, Scotland; John Hardy, from London, England. The Flying Scud is ten years old and will be sold as she is this morning by order of Lloyd's agent at a public auction for the benefit of the underwriters. The auction will take place at ten o'clock in the Merchants' Exchange.

“Farther Particulars.—Later in the afternoon the OCCIDENTAL reporter found Lieutenant Sebright, first officer of H.B.M.S. Tempest, at the Palace Hotel. The gallant officer was somewhat pressed for time, but confirmed the account given by Captain Trent in all particulars. He added that the Flying Scud is in an excellent berth, and except in the highly improbable event of a heavy N.W. gale, might last until next winter.”

“Further Details.—Later in the afternoon, the OCCIDENTAL reporter located Lieutenant Sebright, the first officer of H.B.M.S. Tempest, at the Palace Hotel. The brave officer was a bit short on time but confirmed everything Captain Trent had reported. He also mentioned that the Flying Scud is in a great spot and, unless an unlikely heavy northwest gale occurs, it could last until next winter.”

“You will never know anything of literature,” said I, when Jim had finished. “That is a good, honest, plain piece of work, and tells the story clearly. I see only one mistake: the cook is not a Chinaman; he is a Kanaka, and I think a Hawaiian.”

“You will never understand literature,” I said when Jim finished. “That’s a solid, straightforward piece of work, and it tells the story clearly. I see only one mistake: the cook isn’t Chinese; he’s a Kanaka, and I think he’s Hawaiian.”

“Why, how do you know that?” asked Jim.

“Why, how do you know that?” Jim asked.

“I saw the whole gang yesterday in a saloon,” said I. “I even heard the tale, or might have heard it, from Captain Trent himself, who struck me as thirsty and nervous.”

“I saw the whole crew yesterday in a bar,” I said. “I even heard the story, or I could have heard it, from Captain Trent himself, who seemed really thirsty and on edge.”

“Well, that's neither here nor there,” cried Pinkerton. “The point is, how about these dollars lying on a reef?”

“Well, that's not the issue,” shouted Pinkerton. “The point is, what about these dollars sitting on a reef?”

“Will it pay?” I asked.

"Will it be worth it?" I asked.

“Pay like a sugar trust!” exclaimed Pinkerton. “Don't you see what this British officer says about the safety? Don't you see the cargo's valued at ten thousand? Schooners are begging just now; I can get my pick of them at two hundred and fifty a month; and how does that foot up? It looks like three hundred per cent. to me.”

“Pay like a sugar trust!” Pinkerton exclaimed. “Can’t you see what this British officer is saying about the safety? Don’t you realize the cargo is worth ten thousand? Schooners are in high demand right now; I can choose from them for two hundred and fifty a month; so how does that add up? It looks like three hundred percent to me.”

“You forget,” I objected, “the captain himself declares the rice is damaged.”

“You're forgetting,” I argued, “the captain himself says the rice is spoiled.”

“That's a point, I know,” admitted Jim. “But the rice is the sluggish article, anyway; it's little more account than ballast; it's the tea and silks that I look to: all we have to find is the proportion, and one look at the manifest will settle that. I've rung up Lloyd's on purpose; the captain is to meet me there in an hour, and then I'll be as posted on that brig as if I built her. Besides, you've no idea what pickings there are about a wreck—copper, lead, rigging, anchors, chains, even the crockery, Loudon!”

“That's a good point, I know,” Jim admitted. “But the rice is pretty useless anyway; it's hardly worth anything more than weight. It's the tea and silks I'm interested in: all we need to figure out is the ratio, and a quick glance at the manifest will clear that up. I've called Lloyd's specifically for this; the captain is supposed to meet me there in an hour, and after that, I'll know everything about that brig as if I built her myself. Plus, you can't imagine what treasures there are around a wreck—copper, lead, rigging, anchors, chains, even the dishes, Loudon!”

“You seem to me to forget one trifle,” said I. “Before you pick that wreck, you've got to buy her, and how much will she cost?”

"You seem to be forgetting something small," I said. "Before you take that wreck, you've got to buy her, and how much will that cost?"

“One hundred dollars,” replied Jim, with the promptitude of an automaton.

“One hundred dollars,” Jim replied, responding quickly like a robot.

“How on earth do you guess that?” I cried.

“How on earth do you figure that out?” I exclaimed.

“I don't guess; I know it,” answered the Commercial Force. “My dear boy, I may be a galoot about literature, but you'll always be an outsider in business. How do you suppose I bought the James L. Moody for two hundred and fifty, her boats alone worth four times the money? Because my name stood first in the list. Well it stands there again; I have the naming of the figure, and I name a small one because of the distance: but it wouldn't matter what I named; that would be the price.”

“I don’t guess; I know it,” replied the Commercial Force. “My dear boy, I might not know much about literature, but you’ll always be an outsider in business. How do you think I purchased the James L. Moody for two hundred and fifty, when her boats are worth four times that amount? Because my name was first on the list. Well, it’s there again; I get to decide the amount, and I pick a small one because of the distance: but it wouldn’t matter what I chose; that would be the price.”

“It sounds mysterious enough,” said I. “Is this public auction conducted in a subterranean vault? Could a plain citizen—myself, for instance—come and see?”

“It sounds pretty mysterious,” I said. “Is this public auction happening in an underground vault? Could an ordinary person—like me, for example—come and check it out?”

“O, everything's open and above board!” he cried indignantly. “Anybody can come, only nobody bids against us; and if he did, he would get frozen out. It's been tried before now, and once was enough. We hold the plant; we've got the connection; we can afford to go higher than any outsider; there's two million dollars in the ring; and we stick at nothing. Or suppose anybody did buy over our head—I tell you, Loudon, he would think this town gone crazy; he could no more get business through on the city front than I can dance; schooners, divers, men—all he wanted—the prices would fly right up and strike him.”

“Oh, everything's transparent and on the level!” he exclaimed angrily. “Anyone can come, but no one competes with us; and if someone did, they’d get shut out. It's been attempted before, and once was enough. We have the operation; we’ve got the connections; we can afford to outbid any outsider; there’s two million dollars at stake; and we won't stop at anything. Or suppose someone did try to buy behind our backs—I’m telling you, Loudon, they’d think this town has gone mad; they wouldn’t be able to get any business done on the city front any more than I could dance; ships, divers, whatever they needed—the prices would skyrocket and hit them.”

“But how did you get in?” I asked. “You were once an outsider like your neighbours, I suppose?”

“But how did you get in?” I asked. “You used to be an outsider like your neighbors, I guess?”

“I took hold of that thing, Loudon, and just studied it up,” he replied. “It took my fancy; it was so romantic, and then I saw there was boodle in the thing; and I figured on the business till no man alive could give me points. Nobody knew I had an eye on wrecks till one fine morning I dropped in upon Douglas B. Longhurst in his den, gave him all the facts and figures, and put it to him straight: 'Do you want me in this ring? or shall I start another?' He took half an hour, and when I came back, 'Pink,' says he, 'I've put your name on.' The first time I came to the top, it was that Moody racket; now it's the Flying Scud.”

“I picked that thing up, Loudon, and really looked into it,” he said. “It caught my interest; it felt so adventurous, and then I realized there was money to be made; I thought about the business until no one alive could give me advice. Nobody knew I was watching wrecks until one fine morning I dropped in on Douglas B. Longhurst in his office, shared all the facts and figures, and asked him straight up: 'Do you want me in this deal? Or should I start another one?' He took half an hour, and when I came back, 'Pink,' he said, 'I've put your name on.' The first time I hit it big, it was due to that Moody situation; now it's the Flying Scud.”

Whereupon Pinkerton, looking at his watch, uttered an exclamation, made a hasty appointment with myself for the doors of the Merchants' Exchange, and fled to examine manifests and interview the skipper. I finished my cigarette with the deliberation of a man at the end of many picnics; reflecting to myself that of all forms of the dollar hunt, this wrecking had by far the most address to my imagination. Even as I went down town, in the brisk bustle and chill of the familiar San Francisco thoroughfares, I was haunted by a vision of the wreck, baking so far away in the strong sun, under a cloud of sea-birds; and even then, and for no better reason, my heart inclined towards the adventure. If not myself, something that was mine, some one at least in my employment, should voyage to that ocean-bounded pin-point and descend to that deserted cabin.

Pinkerton glanced at his watch and exclaimed, quickly setting up a meeting with me at the doors of the Merchants' Exchange before rushing off to check manifests and talk to the captain. I finished my cigarette leisurely, like someone coming to the end of a series of picnics, thinking to myself that out of all the ways to make a buck, this wrecking adventure captured my imagination the most. As I headed downtown through the bustling and chilly streets of familiar San Francisco, I couldn't shake the image of the wreck, baking in the bright sun far away, surrounded by a flock of sea birds. Even then, for no particular reason, I felt drawn to the adventure. If it wasn't going to be me, then something of mine, or at least someone working for me, should go to that far-off spot and explore that abandoned cabin.

Pinkerton met me at the appointed moment, pinched of lip and more than usually erect of bearing, like one conscious of great resolves.

Pinkerton met me at the scheduled time, lips pressed together and standing straighter than usual, like someone aware of important decisions ahead.

“Well?” I asked.

"Well?" I asked.

“Well,” said he, “it might be better, and it might be worse. This Captain Trent is a remarkably honest fellow—one out of a thousand. As soon as he knew I was in the market, he owned up about the rice in so many words. By his calculation, if there's thirty mats of it saved, it's an outside figure. However, the manifest was cheerier. There's about five thousand dollars of the whole value in silks and teas and nut-oils and that, all in the lazarette, and as safe as if it was in Kearney Street. The brig was new coppered a year ago. There's upwards of a hundred and fifty fathom away-up chain. It's not a bonanza, but there's boodle in it; and we'll try it on.”

“Well,” he said, “it could be better or it could be worse. This Captain Trent is a really honest guy—one in a thousand. As soon as he found out I was interested, he came clean about the rice straight up. By his estimate, if there's thirty mats of it saved, that's the highest figure. But the manifest looked more promising. There’s about five thousand dollars in total value with silks, teas, nut oils, and all that, safely stored in the lazarette, as secure as if it were on Kearney Street. The brig was re-coppered a year ago. There’s over a hundred and fifty fathoms of heavy chain. It's not a jackpot, but there’s good money in it; and we’ll give it a shot.”

It was by that time hard on ten o'clock, and we turned at once into the place of sale. The Flying Scud, although so important to ourselves, appeared to attract a very humble share of popular attention. The auctioneer was surrounded by perhaps a score of lookers-on, big fellows, for the most part, of the true Western build, long in the leg, broad in the shoulder, and adorned (to a plain man's taste) with needless finery. A jaunty, ostentatious comradeship prevailed. Bets were flying, and nicknames. “The boys” (as they would have called themselves) were very boyish; and it was plain they were here in mirth, and not on business. Behind, and certainly in strong contrast to these gentlemen, I could detect the figure of my friend Captain Trent, come (as I could very well imagine that a captain would) to hear the last of his old vessel. Since yesterday, he had rigged himself anew in ready-made black clothes, not very aptly fitted; the upper left-hand pocket showing a corner of silk handkerchief, the lower, on the other side, bulging with papers. Pinkerton had just given this man a high character. Certainly he seemed to have been very frank, and I looked at him again to trace (if possible) that virtue in his face. It was red and broad and flustered and (I thought) false. The whole man looked sick with some unknown anxiety; and as he stood there, unconscious of my observation, he tore at his nails, scowled on the floor, or glanced suddenly, sharply, and fearfully at passers-by. I was still gazing at the man in a kind of fascination, when the sale began.

It was nearly ten o'clock when we walked into the auction. The Flying Scud, though important to us, seemed to barely catch the public's interest. The auctioneer was surrounded by about twenty spectators, mostly large guys with the typical Western look—tall, broad-shouldered, and dressed (in a simple man's opinion) in unnecessary fancy clothes. A lively, showy camaraderie filled the air. Bets and nicknames were flying around. The "boys" (as they called themselves) were quite youthful, clearly there for fun rather than business. In stark contrast to these men, I spotted my friend Captain Trent, who had come (as I could easily imagine a captain would) to catch the final moments of his old ship. Since yesterday, he had dressed in ill-fitting ready-made black clothes; the upper left pocket displayed a corner of a silk handkerchief, while the lower one bulged with papers. Pinkerton had just given him a high recommendation. He certainly seemed very open, so I looked at him again to see if I could find that quality in his face. It was red, broad, flustered, and (I thought) insincere. He appeared to be overwhelmed with some unspoken worry; as he stood there, unaware of my scrutiny, he picked at his nails, frowned at the floor, or suddenly glanced around with a sharp, fearful expression at those passing by. I was still captivated by him when the auction started.

Some preliminaries were rattled through, to the irreverent, uninterrupted gambolling of the boys; and then, amid a trifle more attention, the auctioneer sounded for some two or three minutes the pipe of the charmer. Fine brig—new copper—valuable fittings—three fine boats—remarkably choice cargo—what the auctioneer would call a perfectly safe investment; nay, gentlemen, he would go further, he would put a figure on it: he had no hesitation (had that bold auctioneer) in putting it in figures; and in his view, what with this and that, and one thing and another, the purchaser might expect to clear a sum equal to the entire estimated value of the cargo; or, gentlemen, in other words, a sum of ten thousand dollars. At this modest computation the roof immediately above the speaker's head (I suppose, through the intervention of a spectator of ventriloquial tastes) uttered a clear “Cock-a-doodle-doo!”—whereat all laughed, the auctioneer himself obligingly joining.

Some preliminaries were quickly handled while the boys played around, and then, with a bit more focus, the auctioneer began to sound off for a few minutes. Fine ship—new copper—valuable fittings—three great boats—remarkably good cargo—what the auctioneer would call a totally safe investment; in fact, gentlemen, he would go even further, he would put a number on it: he had no problem (that bold auctioneer) putting it in numbers; and in his opinion, considering everything, the buyer could expect to make a profit equal to the total estimated value of the cargo; or, gentlemen, in other words, a sum of ten thousand dollars. At this modest estimate, the ceiling right above the speaker’s head (I assume, thanks to a spectator with a talent for ventriloquism) let out a clear “Cock-a-doodle-doo!”—which made everyone laugh, including the auctioneer himself who joined in.

“Now, gentlemen, what shall we say?” resumed that gentleman, plainly ogling Pinkerton,—“what shall we say for this remarkable opportunity?”

“Now, guys, what should we say?” that gentleman continued, clearly staring at Pinkerton, “what should we say about this incredible opportunity?”

“One hundred dollars,” said Pinkerton.

“$100,” said Pinkerton.

“One hundred dollars from Mr. Pinkerton,” went the auctioneer, “one hundred dollars. No other gentleman inclined to make any advance? One hundred dollars, only one hundred dollars——”

“One hundred dollars from Mr. Pinkerton,” said the auctioneer, “one hundred dollars. Is there any other gentleman willing to bid higher? One hundred dollars, just one hundred dollars——”

The auctioneer was droning on to some such tune as this, and I, on my part, was watching with something between sympathy and amazement the undisguised emotion of Captain Trent, when we were all startled by the interjection of a bid.

The auctioneer was babbling on to some tune like this, and I was watching Captain Trent's obvious emotions with a mix of sympathy and amazement when we were all taken aback by a sudden bid.

“And fifty,” said a sharp voice.

“And fifty,” said a sharp voice.

Pinkerton, the auctioneer, and the boys, who were all equally in the open secret of the ring, were now all equally and simultaneously taken aback.

Pinkerton, the auctioneer, and the guys, who were all fully aware of the ring's secret, were now all equally and suddenly surprised.

“I beg your pardon,” said the auctioneer. “Anybody bid?”

“I’m sorry to interrupt,” said the auctioneer. “Is there anyone interested in bidding?”

“And fifty,” reiterated the voice, which I was now able to trace to its origin, on the lips of a small, unseemly rag of human-kind. The speaker's skin was gray and blotched; he spoke in a kind of broken song, with much variety of key; his gestures seemed (as in the disease called Saint Vitus's dance) to be imperfectly under control; he was badly dressed; he carried himself with an air of shrinking assumption, as though he were proud to be where he was and to do what he was doing, and yet half expected to be called in question and kicked out. I think I never saw a man more of a piece; and the type was new to me; I had never before set eyes upon his parallel, and I thought instinctively of Balzac and the lower regions of the Comedie Humaine.

“And fifty,” repeated the voice, which I could now trace to a small, scruffy person. The speaker's skin was gray and blotchy; he spoke in a sort of off-key chant, with a lot of variation; his gestures seemed, like in the condition known as Saint Vitus's dance, to be slightly out of control; he was dressed poorly; he carried himself with a mix of pride and nervousness, as if he was glad to be where he was and doing what he was doing, yet half-expecting to be questioned and kicked out. I don't think I've ever seen a person quite like him, and the type was unfamiliar to me; I had never before encountered anyone similar, and I instinctively thought of Balzac and the lower depths of the Comedie Humaine.

Pinkerton stared a moment on the intruder with no friendly eye, tore a leaf from his note-book, and scribbled a line in pencil, turned, beckoned a messenger boy, and whispered, “To Longhurst.” Next moment the boy had sped upon his errand, and Pinkerton was again facing the auctioneer.

Pinkerton glared at the intruder with a hostile look, ripped a page from his notebook, jotted down a quick note in pencil, turned, signaled a messenger boy, and quietly said, “To Longhurst.” In the next moment, the boy was off on his errand, and Pinkerton was back facing the auctioneer.

“Two hundred dollars,” said Jim.

“$200,” said Jim.

“And fifty,” said the enemy.

"And fifty," said the enemy.

“This looks lively,” whispered I to Pinkerton.

“This looks lively,” I whispered to Pinkerton.

“Yes; the little beast means cold drawn biz,” returned my friend. “Well, he'll have to have a lesson. Wait till I see Longhurst. Three hundred,” he added aloud.

“Yes; the little beast means cold drawn biz,” my friend replied. “Well, he'll need a lesson. Just wait until I see Longhurst. Three hundred,” he added loudly.

“And fifty,” came the echo.

“And fifty,” came the reply.

It was about this moment when my eye fell again on Captain Trent. A deeper shade had mounted to his crimson face: the new coat was unbuttoned and all flying open; the new silk handkerchief in busy requisition; and the man's eye, of a clear sailor blue, shone glassy with excitement. He was anxious still, but now (if I could read a face) there was hope in his anxiety.

It was around this time that I noticed Captain Trent again. A darker shade had risen to his red face: his new coat was unbuttoned and completely open; the new silk handkerchief was in active use; and his clear sailor-blue eyes shone brightly with excitement. He was still anxious, but now (if I could interpret his expression) there was a sense of hope in his anxiety.

“Jim,” I whispered, “look at Trent. Bet you what you please he was expecting this.”

“Jim,” I whispered, “check out Trent. I bet he was totally expecting this.”

“Yes,” was the reply, “there's some blame' thing going on here.” And he renewed his bid.

“Yeah,” was the response, “there's some blame happening here.” And he made his offer again.

The figure had run up into the neighbourhood of a thousand when I was aware of a sensation in the faces opposite, and looking over my shoulder, saw a very large, bland, handsome man come strolling forth and make a little signal to the auctioneer.

The crowd had grown to nearly a thousand when I noticed something in the faces across from me. When I turned my head, I saw a very large, friendly-looking, attractive man casually walking up and giving a small signal to the auctioneer.

“One word, Mr. Borden,” said he; and then to Jim, “Well, Pink, where are we up to now?”

“One word, Mr. Borden,” he said; then to Jim, “So, Pink, where are we at now?”

Pinkerton gave him the figure. “I ran up to that on my own responsibility, Mr. Longhurst,” he added, with a flush. “I thought it the square thing.”

Pinkerton gave him the amount. “I came up with that on my own authority, Mr. Longhurst,” he added, blushing. “I thought it was the right thing to do.”

“And so it was,” said Mr. Longhurst, patting him kindly on the shoulder, like a gratified uncle. “Well, you can drop out now; we take hold ourselves. You can run it up to five thousand; and if he likes to go beyond that, he's welcome to the bargain.”

“And so it was,” said Mr. Longhurst, giving him a friendly pat on the shoulder, like a proud uncle. “Well, you can step back now; we’ll take over. You can push it up to five thousand, and if he wants to go beyond that, he’s welcome to the deal.”

“By the by, who is he?” asked Pinkerton. “He looks away down.”

“By the way, who is he?” asked Pinkerton. “He seems distant.”

“I've sent Billy to find out.” And at the very moment Mr. Longhurst received from the hands of one of the expensive young gentlemen a folded paper. It was passed round from one to another till it came to me, and I read: “Harry D. Bellairs, Attorney-at-Law; defended Clara Varden; twice nearly disbarred.”

"I've sent Billy to find out." And at that moment, Mr. Longhurst received a folded paper from one of the wealthy young men. It was handed around until it reached me, and I read: "Harry D. Bellairs, Attorney-at-Law; defended Clara Varden; nearly disbarred twice."

“Well, that gets me!” observed Mr. Longhurst. “Who can have put up a shyster [1] like that? Nobody with money, that's a sure thing. Suppose you tried a big bluff? I think I would, Pink. Well, ta-ta! Your partner, Mr. Dodd? Happy to have the pleasure of your acquaintance, sir.” And the great man withdrew.

“Well, that gets me!” said Mr. Longhurst. “Who could have hired a scam artist like that? Definitely not anyone with money, that’s for sure. How about trying a big bluff? I think I might, Pink. Well, see you! Your partner, Mr. Dodd? Nice to meet you, sir.” And the important man left.

     [1] A low lawyer.

A bad lawyer.

“Well, what do you think of Douglas B.?” whispered Pinkerton, looking reverently after him as he departed. “Six foot of perfect gentleman and culture to his boots.”

“Well, what do you think of Douglas B.?” whispered Pinkerton, watching him leave with admiration. “Six feet of the perfect gentleman, cultured all the way down to his boots.”

During this interview the auction had stood transparently arrested, the auctioneer, the spectators, and even Bellairs, all well aware that Mr. Longhurst was the principal, and Jim but a speaking-trumpet. But now that the Olympian Jupiter was gone, Mr. Borden thought proper to affect severity.

During this interview, the auction had come to a standstill, with the auctioneer, the audience, and even Bellairs all fully aware that Mr. Longhurst was the main player, and Jim was just a mouthpiece. But now that the powerful figure was gone, Mr. Borden decided to pretend to be strict.

“Come, come, Mr. Pinkerton. Any advance?” he snapped.

“Come on, Mr. Pinkerton. Any updates?” he said sharply.

And Pinkerton, resolved on the big bluff, replied, “Two thousand dollars.”

And Pinkerton, determined to go for the big bluff, said, “Two thousand dollars.”

Bellairs preserved his composure. “And fifty,” said he. But there was a stir among the onlookers, and what was of more importance, Captain Trent had turned pale and visibly gulped.

Bellairs kept his cool. “And fifty,” he said. But there was a buzz among the spectators, and more importantly, Captain Trent had gone pale and was obviously swallowing hard.

“Pitch it in again, Jim,” said I. “Trent is weakening.”

“Throw it in again, Jim,” I said. “Trent is losing strength.”

“Three thousand,” said Jim.

“3,000,” said Jim.

“And fifty,” said Bellairs.

"And fifty," said Bellairs.

And then the bidding returned to its original movement by hundreds and fifties; but I had been able in the meanwhile to draw two conclusions. In the first place, Bellairs had made his last advance with a smile of gratified vanity; and I could see the creature was glorying in the kudos of an unusual position and secure of ultimate success. In the second, Trent had once more changed colour at the thousand leap, and his relief, when he heard the answering fifty was manifest and unaffected. Here then was a problem: both were presumably in the same interest, yet the one was not in the confidence of the other. Nor was this all. A few bids later it chanced that my eye encountered that of Captain Trent, and his, which glittered with excitement, was instantly, and I thought guiltily, withdrawn. He wished, then, to conceal his interest? As Jim had said, there was some blamed thing going on. And for certain, here were these two men, so strangely united, so strangely divided, both sharp-set to keep the wreck from us, and that at an exorbitant figure.

And then the bidding went back to its original pattern of hundreds and fifties; but in the meantime, I had managed to draw two conclusions. First, Bellairs had made his last bid with a pleased smile, clearly enjoying the attention that came with his unusual position and confident of winning in the end. Second, Trent had again changed color at the thousand-dollar jump, and his relief when he heard the response of fifty was obvious and genuine. So here was a puzzle: both were presumably on the same side, yet one didn’t trust the other. And that wasn't all. A few bids later, I happened to catch Captain Trent's eye, and his, which sparkled with excitement, was quickly and, I thought, somewhat guiltily withdrawn. He wanted to hide his interest? As Jim had mentioned, there was something strange happening. And clearly, these two men, so oddly connected yet so oddly at odds, were both intent on keeping the prize away from us, and at an outrageous price.

Was the wreck worth more than we supposed? A sudden heat was kindled in my brain; the bids were nearing Longhurst's limit of five thousand; another minute, and all would be too late. Tearing a leaf from my sketch-book, and inspired (I suppose) by vanity in my own powers of inference and observation, I took the one mad decision of my life. “If you care to go ahead,” I wrote, “I'm in for all I'm worth.”

Was the wreck worth more than we thought? A sudden rush of excitement surged in my mind; the bids were approaching Longhurst's limit of five thousand; in another minute, it would all be too late. Ripping a page from my sketchbook, and driven (I assume) by pride in my ability to observe and draw conclusions, I made the one crazy decision of my life. “If you're ready to move forward,” I wrote, “I'm in for everything I've got.”

Jim read and looked round at me like one bewildered; then his eyes lightened, and turning again to the auctioneer, he bid, “Five thousand one hundred dollars.”

Jim read and looked at me, clearly confused; then his eyes brightened, and turning back to the auctioneer, he bid, “Five thousand one hundred dollars.”

“And fifty,” said monotonous Bellairs.

“And fifty,” said flat-toned Bellairs.

Presently Pinkerton scribbled, “What can it be?” and I answered, still on paper: “I can't imagine; but there's something. Watch Bellairs; he'll go up to the ten thousand, see if he don't.”

Presently, Pinkerton wrote, “What could it be?” and I replied, still on paper: “I can't guess; but something's going on. Keep an eye on Bellairs; he might go up to ten thousand, just watch.”

And he did, and we followed. Long before this, word had gone abroad that there was battle royal: we were surrounded by a crowd that looked on wondering; and when Pinkerton had offered ten thousand dollars (the outside value of the cargo, even were it safe in San Francisco Bay) and Bellairs, smirking from ear to ear to be the centre of so much attention, had jerked out his answering, “And fifty,” wonder deepened to excitement.

And he did, and we followed. Long before this, word had spread that there was a big showdown: we were surrounded by a crowd that watched in curiosity; and when Pinkerton had offered ten thousand dollars (the maximum worth of the cargo, even if it were safe in San Francisco Bay) and Bellairs, grinning from ear to ear to be the center of so much attention, had replied with, “And fifty,” the curiosity turned into excitement.

“Ten thousand one hundred,” said Jim; and even as he spoke he made a sudden gesture with his hand, his face changed, and I could see that he had guessed, or thought that he had guessed, the mystery. As he scrawled another memorandum in his note-book, his hand shook like a telegraph-operator's.

“Eleven thousand one hundred,” said Jim; and as he spoke, he suddenly gestured with his hand, his expression shifted, and I realized he had figured out, or thought he had figured out, the mystery. As he hastily wrote another note in his notebook, his hand shook like a telegraph operator's.

“Chinese ship,” ran the legend; and then, in big, tremulous half-text, and with a flourish that overran the margin, “Opium!”

“Chinese ship,” read the inscription; and then, in large, shaky half-letters, and with a flourish that spilled over the edge, “Opium!”

To be sure! thought I: this must be the secret. I knew that scarce a ship came in from any Chinese port, but she carried somewhere, behind a bulkhead, or in some cunning hollow of the beams, a nest of the valuable poison. Doubtless there was some such treasure on the Flying Scud. How much was it worth? We knew not, we were gambling in the dark; but Trent knew, and Bellairs; and we could only watch and judge.

To be sure! I thought: this has to be the secret. I knew that hardly any ship came in from a Chinese port without carrying, somewhere behind a wall or in some clever hollow of the beams, a stash of the valuable poison. There was probably some treasure like that on the Flying Scud. How much was it worth? We didn't know; we were taking a blind gamble, but Trent did, and so did Bellairs; we could only watch and make our own judgments.

By this time neither Pinkerton nor I were of sound mind. Pinkerton was beside himself, his eyes like lamps. I shook in every member. To any stranger entering (say) in the course of the fifteenth thousand, we should probably have cut a poorer figure than Bellairs himself. But we did not pause; and the crowd watched us, now in silence, now with a buzz of whispers.

By this point, neither Pinkerton nor I was thinking clearly. Pinkerton was frantic, his eyes wide. I was shaking all over. To any outsider walking in (let's say) during the fifteenth thousand, we probably looked worse than Bellairs himself. But we didn't stop; the crowd watched us, sometimes in silence, other times with a murmur of whispers.

Seventeen thousand had been reached, when Douglas B. Longhurst, forcing his way into the opposite row of faces, conspicuously and repeatedly shook his head at Jim. Jim's answer was a note of two words: “My racket!” which, when the great man had perused, he shook his finger warningly and departed, I thought, with a sorrowful countenance.

Seventeen thousand had been reached when Douglas B. Longhurst pushed his way into the opposite row of faces, clearly and repeatedly shaking his head at Jim. Jim's response was a two-word note: "My racket!" which, after the great man read it, made him shake his finger in warning and leave, looking, I thought, rather sad.

Although Mr. Longhurst knew nothing of Bellairs, the shady lawyer knew all about the Wrecker Boss. He had seen him enter the ring with manifest expectation; he saw him depart, and the bids continue, with manifest surprise and disappointment. “Hullo,” he plainly thought, “this is not the ring I'm fighting, then?” And he determined to put on a spurt.

Although Mr. Longhurst knew nothing about Bellairs, the shady lawyer knew all about the Wrecker Boss. He had seen him enter the ring with clear expectation; he saw him leave, and the bids keep going, with obvious surprise and disappointment. “Huh,” he clearly thought, “this is not the ring I'm fighting in, then?” And he decided to kick it into high gear.

“Eighteen thousand,” said he.

“Eighteen thousand,” he said.

“And fifty,” said Jim, taking a leaf out of his adversary's book.

“And fifty,” Jim said, copying his opponent’s approach.

“Twenty thousand,” from Bellairs.

"20,000," from Bellairs.

“And fifty,” from Jim, with a little nervous titter.

“And fifty,” Jim said, nervously chuckling slightly.

And with one consent they returned to the old pace, only now it was Bellairs who took the hundreds, and Jim who did the fifty business. But by this time our idea had gone abroad. I could hear the word “opium” pass from mouth to mouth; and by the looks directed at us, I could see we were supposed to have some private information. And here an incident occurred highly typical of San Francisco. Close at my back there had stood for some time a stout, middle-aged gentleman, with pleasant eyes, hair pleasantly grizzled, and a ruddy, pleasing face. All of a sudden he appeared as a third competitor, skied the Flying Scud with four fat bids of a thousand dollars each, and then as suddenly fled the field, remaining thenceforth (as before) a silent, interested spectator.

And with one agreement, they went back to the same routine, but now it was Bellairs who was handling the big bets and Jim who was dealing with the smaller ones. By this point, word had spread. I could hear people whispering “opium” among themselves, and by the looks they were giving us, I realized they thought we had some inside scoop. Then a rather typical San Francisco moment happened. Right behind me had been a stout, middle-aged man, with friendly eyes, a bit of gray in his hair, and a cheerful face. Suddenly, he jumped in as a third competitor, placing four hefty bids of a thousand dollars each on the Flying Scud, and just as quickly, he vanished from the scene, staying quiet but still clearly interested.

Ever since Mr. Longhurst's useless intervention, Bellairs had seemed uneasy; and at this new attack, he began (in his turn) to scribble a note between the bids. I imagined naturally enough that it would go to Captain Trent; but when it was done, and the writer turned and looked behind him in the crowd, to my unspeakable amazement, he did not seem to remark the captain's presence.

Ever since Mr. Longhurst's pointless interference, Bellairs had seemed on edge; and with this new challenge, he started (in his turn) to jot down a note between the bids. I naturally thought it would be for Captain Trent; but when he finished and looked back into the crowd, to my utter shock, he didn't seem to notice the captain was there.

“Messenger boy, messenger boy!” I heard him say. “Somebody call me a messenger boy.”

“Messenger boy, messenger boy!” I heard him say. “Someone call me a messenger boy.”

At last somebody did, but it was not the captain.

At last, someone did, but it wasn't the captain.

“He's sending for instructions,” I wrote to Pinkerton.

“He's asking for instructions,” I wrote to Pinkerton.

“For money,” he wrote back. “Shall I strike out? I think this is the time.”

“For money,” he replied. “Should I go for it? I think this is the moment.”

I nodded.

I agreed.

“Thirty thousand,” said Pinkerton, making a leap of close upon three thousand dollars.

“Thirty thousand,” said Pinkerton, jumping by nearly three thousand dollars.

I could see doubt in Bellairs's eye; then, sudden resolution. “Thirty-five thousand,” said he.

I could see doubt in Bellairs's eyes; then, a sudden determination. “Thirty-five thousand,” he said.

“Forty thousand,” said Pinkerton.

"40,000," said Pinkerton.

There was a long pause, during which Bellairs's countenance was as a book; and then, not much too soon for the impending hammer, “Forty thousand and five dollars,” said he.

There was a long pause, during which Bellairs's face was like an open book; and then, just in time for the upcoming hammer, “Forty thousand and five dollars,” he said.

Pinkerton and I exchanged eloquent glances. We were of one mind. Bellairs had tried a bluff; now he perceived his mistake, and was bidding against time; he was trying to spin out the sale until the messenger boy returned.

Pinkerton and I exchanged meaningful glances. We were on the same page. Bellairs had attempted a bluff; now he realized his error and was stalling; he was trying to delay the sale until the messenger boy came back.

“Forty-five thousand dollars,” said Pinkerton: his voice was like a ghost's and tottered with emotion.

“Forty-five thousand dollars,” said Pinkerton; his voice was like a ghost's and trembled with emotion.

“Forty-five thousand and five dollars,” said Bellairs.

“Forty-five thousand and five dollars,” said Bellairs.

“Fifty thousand,” said Pinkerton.

"50,000," said Pinkerton.

“I beg your pardon, Mr. Pinkerton. Did I hear you make an advance, sir?” asked the auctioneer.

“I’m sorry, Mr. Pinkerton. Did I just hear you place a bid, sir?” asked the auctioneer.

“I—I have a difficulty in speaking,” gasped Jim. “It's fifty thousand, Mr. Borden.”

“I—I find it hard to speak,” gasped Jim. “It's fifty thousand, Mr. Borden.”

Bellairs was on his feet in a moment. “Auctioneer,” he said, “I have to beg the favour of three moments at the telephone. In this matter, I am acting on behalf of a certain party to whom I have just written——”

Bellairs was up on his feet in no time. “Auctioneer,” he said, “I need to ask for three moments at the phone. In this matter, I'm representing someone I just wrote to——”

“I have nothing to do with any of this,” said the auctioneer, brutally. “I am here to sell this wreck. Do you make any advance on fifty thousand?”

“I have nothing to do with any of this,” the auctioneer said harshly. “I’m just here to sell this wreck. Will you bid more than fifty thousand?”

“I have the honour to explain to you, sir,” returned Bellairs, with a miserable assumption of dignity. “Fifty thousand was the figure named by my principal; but if you will give me the small favour of two moments at the telephone—”

“I have the honor to explain to you, sir,” replied Bellairs, with a sad attempt at dignity. “Fifty thousand was the amount mentioned by my principal; but if you could spare me just two moments at the phone—”

“O, nonsense!” said the auctioneer. “If you make no advance, I'll knock it down to Mr. Pinkerton.”

“O, come on!” said the auctioneer. “If you don't bid higher, I'll sell it to Mr. Pinkerton.”

“I warn you,” cried the attorney, with sudden shrillness. “Have a care what you're about. You are here to sell for the underwriters, let me tell you—not to act for Mr. Douglas Longhurst. This sale has been already disgracefully interrupted to allow that person to hold a consultation with his minions. It has been much commented on.”

“I warn you,” shouted the attorney, suddenly sounding sharp. “Be careful about what you’re doing. You’re here to sell for the underwriters, just so you know—not to represent Mr. Douglas Longhurst. This sale has already been shamefully interrupted to let that guy have a meeting with his followers. People have talked a lot about it.”

“There was no complaint at the time,” said the auctioneer, manifestly discountenanced. “You should have complained at the time.”

“There was no complaint back then,” said the auctioneer, clearly disapproving. “You should have said something then.”

“I am not here to conduct this sale,” replied Bellairs; “I am not paid for that.”

“I’m not here to handle this sale,” Bellairs replied; “I’m not getting paid for that.”

“Well, I am, you see,” retorted the auctioneer, his impudence quite restored; and he resumed his sing-song. “Any advance on fifty thousand dollars? No advance on fifty thousand? No advance, gentlemen? Going at fifty thousand, the wreck of the brig Flying Scud—going—going—gone!”

“Well, I am, you see,” replied the auctioneer, his confidence fully back; and he continued his rhythmic chant. “Any bids over fifty thousand dollars? No bids over fifty thousand? No bids, gentlemen? Going at fifty thousand, the wreck of the brig Flying Scud—going—going—gone!”

“My God, Jim, can we pay the money?” I cried, as the stroke of the hammer seemed to recall me from a dream.

“My God, Jim, can we afford the money?” I exclaimed, as the sound of the hammer pulled me back from a dream.

“It's got to be raised,” said he, white as a sheet. “It'll be a hell of a strain, Loudon. The credit's good for it, I think; but I shall have to get around. Write me a cheque for your stuff. Meet me at the Occidental in an hour.”

“It's got to be raised,” he said, pale as a ghost. “It's going to be a huge strain, Loudon. I believe the credit is solid for it; but I’ll need to make some arrangements. Write me a check for your things. Meet me at the Occidental in an hour.”

I wrote my cheque at a desk, and I declare I could never have recognised my signature. Jim was gone in a moment; Trent had vanished even earlier; only Bellairs remained exchanging insults with the auctioneer; and, behold! as I pushed my way out of the exchange, who should run full tilt into my arms, but the messenger boy?

I wrote my check at a desk, and I swear I could never have recognized my signature. Jim was gone in an instant; Trent had disappeared even earlier; only Bellairs was left trading insults with the auctioneer; and, look! as I pushed my way out of the exchange, who should run right into my arms but the messenger boy?

It was by so near a margin that we became the owners of the Flying Scud.

We came so close to owning the Flying Scud.





CHAPTER X. IN WHICH THE CREW VANISH.

At the door of the exchange I found myself along-side of the short, middle-aged gentleman who had made an appearance, so vigorous and so brief, in the great battle.

At the entrance of the exchange, I found myself next to the short, middle-aged man who had shown up, so energetic and so briefly, in the great battle.

“Congratulate you, Mr. Dodd,” he said. “You and your friend stuck to your guns nobly.”

“Congratulations, Mr. Dodd,” he said. “You and your friend stood your ground admirably.”

“No thanks to you, sir,” I replied, “running us up a thousand at a time, and tempting all the speculators in San Francisco to come and have a try.”

“No thanks to you, sir,” I replied, “racking up a thousand at a time and inviting all the speculators in San Francisco to come and give it a shot.”

“O, that was temporary insanity,” said he; “and I thank the higher powers I am still a free man. Walking this way, Mr. Dodd? I'll walk along with you. It's pleasant for an old fogy like myself to see the young bloods in the ring; I've done some pretty wild gambles in my time in this very city, when it was a smaller place and I was a younger man. Yes, I know you, Mr. Dodd. By sight, I may say I know you extremely well, you and your followers, the fellows in the kilts, eh? Pardon me. But I have the misfortune to own a little box on the Saucelito shore. I'll be glad to see you there any Sunday—without the fellows in kilts, you know; and I can give you a bottle of wine, and show you the best collection of Arctic voyages in the States. Morgan is my name—Judge Morgan—a Welshman and a forty-niner.”

“Oh, that was just a moment of temporary craziness,” he said; “and I’m grateful to the higher powers that I’m still a free man. Walking this way, Mr. Dodd? I’ll join you. It’s nice for an old-timer like me to see the young folks in the ring; I've taken some pretty wild risks back in the day in this very city when it was a smaller place and I was younger. Yes, I know you, Mr. Dodd. In fact, I know you quite well by sight, you and your friends, the guys in the kilts, right? Excuse me. But I have the misfortune of owning a little place on the Saucelito shore. I’d be happy to see you there any Sunday—without the guys in kilts, of course; and I can offer you a bottle of wine and show you the best collection of Arctic voyages in the States. Morgan is my name—Judge Morgan—a Welshman and a forty-niner.”

“O, if you're a pioneer,” cried I, “come to me and I'll provide you with an axe.”

“O, if you're a pioneer,” I exclaimed, “come over and I'll give you an axe.”

“You'll want your axes for yourself, I fancy,” he returned, with one of his quick looks. “Unless you have private knowledge, there will be a good deal of rather violent wrecking to do before you find that—opium, do you call it?”

“You'll want your axes for yourself, I think,” he replied, with one of his quick glances. “Unless you have insider information, there will be quite a bit of messy wrecking to do before you find that—opium, is that what you call it?”

“Well, it's either opium, or we are stark, staring mad,” I replied. “But I assure you we have no private information. We went in (as I suppose you did yourself) on observation.”

“Well, it's either opium or we’re completely crazy,” I replied. “But I promise you, we don’t have any insider information. We went in (just like I assume you did) purely to observe.”

“An observer, sir?” inquired the judge.

“An observer, sir?” asked the judge.

“I may say it is my trade—or, rather, was,” said I.

“I can say it’s my job—or, actually, it used to be,” I said.

“Well now, and what did you think of Bellairs?” he asked.

“Well, what did you think of Bellairs?” he asked.

“Very little indeed,” said I.

"Very little indeed," I said.

“I may tell you,” continued the judge, “that to me, the employment of a fellow like that appears inexplicable. I knew him; he knows me, too; he has often heard from me in court; and I assure you the man is utterly blown upon; it is not safe to trust him with a dollar; and here we find him dealing up to fifty thousand. I can't think who can have so trusted him, but I am very sure it was a stranger in San Francisco.”

“I can tell you,” the judge continued, “that to me, employing someone like that makes no sense. I know him; he knows me too; he’s heard from me in court many times; and I assure you the man is completely exposed; it's not safe to trust him with a dollar; and here he is dealing with up to fifty thousand. I can't imagine who would have trusted him like that, but I'm pretty sure it was a stranger in San Francisco.”

“Some one for the owners, I suppose,” said I.

"Someone for the owners, I guess," I said.

“Surely not!” exclaimed the judge. “Owners in London can have nothing to say to opium smuggled between Hong Kong and San Francisco. I should rather fancy they would be the last to hear of it—until the ship was seized. No; I was thinking of the captain. But where would he get the money? above all, after having laid out so much to buy the stuff in China? Unless, indeed, he were acting for some one in 'Frisco; and in that case—here we go round again in the vicious circle—Bellairs would not have been employed.”

“Definitely not!” the judge exclaimed. “Owners in London have nothing to do with opium smuggled between Hong Kong and San Francisco. I’d guess they would be the last to find out—until the ship was taken. No; I was thinking about the captain. But where would he get the money? Especially after spending so much to buy the stuff in China? Unless, of course, he was working for someone in 'Frisco; and in that case—here we go again in the vicious circle—Bellairs wouldn’t have been hired.”

“I think I can assure you it was not the captain,” said I; “for he and Bellairs are not acquainted.”

“I think I can assure you it wasn’t the captain,” I said; “because he and Bellairs don’t know each other.”

“Wasn't that the captain with the red face and coloured handkerchief? He seemed to me to follow Bellairs's game with the most thrilling interest,” objected Mr. Morgan.

“Wasn't that the captain with the red face and colored handkerchief? He seemed to be following Bellairs's game with the most intense interest,” objected Mr. Morgan.

“Perfectly true,” said I; “Trent is deeply interested; he very likely knew Bellairs, and he certainly knew what he was there for; but I can put my hand in the fire that Bellairs didn't know Trent.”

“That's completely true,” I said; “Trent is really interested; he probably knew Bellairs, and he definitely knew why he was there; but I can bet my life that Bellairs didn't know Trent.”

“Another singularity,” observed the judge. “Well, we have had a capital forenoon. But you take an old lawyer's advice, and get to Midway Island as fast as you can. There's a pot of money on the table, and Bellairs and Co. are not the men to stick at trifles.”

“Another uniqueness,” the judge pointed out. “Well, we've had a great morning. But you should take an experienced lawyer's advice and get to Midway Island as quickly as possible. There's a lot of money at stake, and Bellairs and Co. aren’t the type to mess around.”

With this parting counsel Judge Morgan shook hands and made off along Montgomery Street, while I entered the Occidental Hotel, on the steps of which we had finished our conversation. I was well known to the clerks, and as soon as it was understood that I was there to wait for Pinkerton and lunch, I was invited to a seat inside the counter. Here, then, in a retired corner, I was beginning to come a little to myself after these so violent experiences, when who should come hurrying in, and (after a moment with a clerk) fly to one of the telephone boxes but Mr. Henry D. Bellairs in person? Call it what you will, but the impulse was irresistible, and I rose and took a place immediately at the man's back. It may be some excuse that I had often practised this very innocent form of eavesdropping upon strangers, and for fun. Indeed, I scarce know anything that gives a lower view of man's intelligence than to overhear (as you thus do) one side of a communication.

With that last piece of advice, Judge Morgan shook my hand and walked down Montgomery Street, while I went into the Occidental Hotel, where we had wrapped up our conversation on the steps. The clerks recognized me instantly, and as soon as they realized I was there to wait for Pinkerton and have lunch, they invited me to a seat at the counter. So, in a quiet corner, I started to collect myself after such intense experiences when who should rush in, and after a quick chat with a clerk, dash to one of the phone booths but Mr. Henry D. Bellairs himself? Call it what you want, but the urge was too strong, and I stood up and took a spot right behind him. Perhaps it’s worth mentioning that I had often indulged in this harmless form of eavesdropping on strangers, just for fun. Honestly, I can’t think of anything that paints a poorer picture of human intelligence than overhearing just one side of a conversation like that.

“Central,” said the attorney, “2241 and 584 B” (or some such numbers)—“Who's that?—All right—Mr. Bellairs—Occidental; the wires are fouled in the other place—Yes, about three minutes—Yes—Yes—Your figure, I am sorry to say—No—I had no authority—Neither more nor less—I have every reason to suppose so—O, Pinkerton, Montana Block—Yes—Yes—Very good, sir—As you will, sir—Disconnect 584 B.”

“Central,” said the lawyer, “2241 and 584 B” (or something like that)—“Who’s that?—Okay—Mr. Bellairs—Occidental; the lines are messed up in the other location—Yes, about three minutes—Yes—Yes—Your number, I regret to say—No—I didn’t have the authority—Neither more nor less—I have every reason to believe so—Oh, Pinkerton, Montana Block—Yes—Yes—Very good, sir—As you wish, sir—Disconnect 584 B.”

Bellairs turned to leave; at sight of me behind him, up flew his hands, and he winced and cringed, as though in fear of bodily attack. “O, it's you!” he cried; and then, somewhat recovered, “Mr. Pinkerton's partner, I believe? I am pleased to see you, sir—to congratulate you on your late success.” And with that he was gone, obsequiously bowing as he passed.

Bellairs turned to leave; as soon as he spotted me behind him, his hands shot up, and he flinched and recoiled, as if afraid of being attacked. “Oh, it’s you!” he exclaimed; then, somewhat regaining his composure, “Mr. Pinkerton’s partner, right? It’s nice to see you, sir—to congratulate you on your recent success.” With that, he left, bowing exaggeratedly as he walked by.

And now a madcap humour came upon me. It was plain Bellairs had been communicating with his principal; I knew the number, if not the name; should I ring up at once, it was more than likely he would return in person to the telephone; why should not I dash (vocally) into the presence of this mysterious person, and have some fun for my money. I pressed the bell.

And now a wild idea struck me. It was clear that Bellairs had been in touch with his boss; I knew the number, if not the name. If I called immediately, it was likely he would come back to the phone in person; so why not confront this mysterious person and have some fun? I pressed the button.

“Central,” said I, “connect again 2241 and 584 B.”

“Central,” I said, “reconnect with 2241 and 584 B.”

A phantom central repeated the numbers; there was a pause, and then “Two two four one,” came in a tiny voice into my ear—a voice with the English sing-song—the voice plainly of a gentleman. “Is that you again, Mr. Bellairs?” it trilled. “I tell you it's no use. Is that you, Mr. Bellairs? Who is that?”

A ghostly voice repeated the numbers; there was a pause, and then “Two two four one,” came in a soft voice into my ear—a voice with an English sing-song—clearly the voice of a gentleman. “Is that you again, Mr. Bellairs?” it chimed. “I’m telling you it’s no use. Is that you, Mr. Bellairs? Who is this?”

“I only want to put a single question,” said I, civilly. “Why do you want to buy the Flying Scud?”

“I just have one question,” I said politely. “Why do you want to buy the Flying Scud?”

No answer came. The telephone vibrated and hummed in miniature with all the numerous talk of a great city; but the voice of 2241 was silent. Once and twice I put my question; but the tiny, sing-song English voice, I heard no more. The man, then, had fled? fled from an impertinent question? It scarce seemed natural to me; unless on the principle that the wicked fleeth when no man pursueth. I took the telephone list and turned the number up: “2241, Mrs. Keane, res. 942 Mission Street.” And that, short of driving to the house and renewing my impertinence in person, was all that I could do.

No answer came. The phone vibrated and buzzed with the chatter of a busy city, but the voice from 2241 was silent. I asked my question once and then again, but I didn’t hear that small, sing-song English voice again. Had the man really run away? Run away from a rude question? That didn’t seem natural to me, unless it followed the idea that the guilty flee when no one is chasing them. I grabbed the phone book and looked up the number: “2241, Mrs. Keane, 942 Mission Street.” That was all I could do, short of driving to the house and being rude to her in person.

Yet, as I resumed my seat in the corner of the office, I was conscious of a new element of the uncertain, the underhand, perhaps even the dangerous, in our adventure; and there was now a new picture in my mental gallery, to hang beside that of the wreck under its canopy of sea-birds and of Captain Trent mopping his red brow—the picture of a man with a telephone dice-box to his ear, and at the small voice of a single question, struck suddenly as white as ashes.

Yet, as I settled back into my seat in the corner of the office, I felt a new sense of uncertainty, something sneaky, maybe even dangerous, in our adventure; and there was now a new image in my mental gallery, to hang beside that of the wreck under its swarm of sea birds and Captain Trent wiping his flushed forehead—the image of a man with a phone to his ear, who suddenly turned as pale as a ghost at the sound of a single question.

From these considerations I was awakened by the striking of the clock. An hour and nearly twenty minutes had elapsed since Pinkerton departed for the money: he was twenty minutes behind time; and to me who knew so well his gluttonous despatch of business and had so frequently admired his iron punctuality, the fact spoke volumes. The twenty minutes slowly stretched into an hour; the hour had nearly extended to a second; and I still sat in my corner of the office, or paced the marble pavement of the hall, a prey to the most wretched anxiety and penitence. The hour for lunch was nearly over before I remembered that I had not eaten. Heaven knows I had no appetite; but there might still be much to do—it was needful I should keep myself in proper trim, if it were only to digest the now too probable bad news; and leaving word at the office for Pinkerton, I sat down to table and called for soup, oysters, and a pint of champagne.

From these thoughts, I was brought back to reality by the sound of the clock. An hour and nearly twenty minutes had passed since Pinkerton left to get the money; he was twenty minutes late, and for someone like me who knew his intense focus on work and had often admired his strict punctuality, that was significant. The twenty minutes slowly turned into an hour; the hour was close to becoming a second; and I still sat in my corner of the office or walked the marble floor of the hall, consumed by terrible anxiety and regret. The lunch hour was almost over before I realized I hadn’t eaten. God knows I had no appetite, but there could still be a lot to do—it was important to stay in good shape, even if only to handle the now likely bad news; so I left a note for Pinkerton at the office, sat down to eat, and ordered soup, oysters, and a pint of champagne.

I was not long set, before my friend returned. He looked pale and rather old, refused to hear of food, and called for tea.

I hadn’t been sitting long before my friend came back. He looked pale and somewhat old, wouldn’t hear of eating, and asked for tea.

“I suppose all's up?” said I, with an incredible sinking.

“I guess it's all over?” I said, feeling an intense sinking feeling.

“No,” he replied; “I've pulled it through, Loudon; just pulled it through. I couldn't have raised another cent in all 'Frisco. People don't like it; Longhurst even went back on me; said he wasn't a three-card-monte man.”

“No,” he replied; “I managed to get it done, Loudon; just barely pulled it off. I couldn't have raised another penny in all of San Francisco. People aren’t into it; Longhurst even turned on me; said he wasn’t a three-card-monte kind of guy.”

“Well, what's the odds?” said I. “That's all we wanted, isn't it?”

“Well, what are the odds?” I said. “That's all we wanted, right?”

“Loudon, I tell you I've had to pay blood for that money,” cried my friend, with almost savage energy and gloom. “It's all on ninety days, too; I couldn't get another day—not another day. If we go ahead with this affair, Loudon, you'll have to go yourself and make the fur fly. I'll stay of course—I've got to stay and face the trouble in this city; though, I tell you, I just long to go. I would show these fat brutes of sailors what work was; I would be all through that wreck and out at the other end, before they had boosted themselves upon the deck! But you'll do your level best, Loudon; I depend on you for that. You must be all fire and grit and dash from the word 'go.' That schooner and the boodle on board of her are bound to be here before three months, or it's B. U. S. T.—bust.”

“Loudon, I swear I've had to bleed for that money,” my friend shouted with fierce energy and a dark mood. “It’s all due in ninety days, too; I couldn't get an extra day—not a single day. If we go through with this, Loudon, you’ll have to dive in and make things happen. I’ll stay here, of course—I have to stay and deal with the issues in this city; but honestly, I really want to leave. I’d show these lazy sailors what real work looks like; I’d be through that wreck and out the other side before they could even get themselves on deck! But you’ll give it your all, Loudon; I’m counting on you for that. You need to be full of fire, determination, and action right from the start. That schooner and the money on board have to be here within three months, or it’s B. U. S. T.—bust.”

“I'll swear I'll do my best, Jim; I'll work double tides,” said I. “It is my fault that you are in this thing, and I'll get you out again or kill myself. But what is that you say? 'If we go ahead?' Have we any choice, then?”

“I promise I’ll do my best, Jim; I’ll work extra hard,” I said. “It’s my fault that you’re stuck in this situation, and I’ll get you out of it or die trying. But what do you mean by 'If we go ahead?' Do we even have a choice here?”

“I'm coming to that,” said Jim. “It isn't that I doubt the investment. Don't blame yourself for that; you showed a fine, sound business instinct: I always knew it was in you, but then it ripped right out. I guess that little beast of an attorney knew what he was doing; and he wanted nothing better than to go beyond. No, there's profit in the deal; it's not that; it's these ninety-day bills, and the strain I've given the credit, for I've been up and down, borrowing, and begging and bribing to borrow. I don't believe there's another man but me in 'Frisco,” he cried, with a sudden fervor of self admiration, “who could have raised that last ten thousand!—Then there's another thing. I had hoped you might have peddled that opium through the islands, which is safer and more profitable. But with this three-month limit, you must make tracks for Honolulu straight, and communicate by steamer. I'll try to put up something for you there; I'll have a man spoken to who's posted on that line of biz. Keep a bright lookout for him as soon's you make the islands; for it's on the cards he might pick you up at sea in a whaleboat or a steam-launch, and bring the dollars right on board.”

“I'm getting to that,” Jim said. “It's not that I doubt the investment. Don't blame yourself for that; you showed great business instinct: I always knew it was in you, but then it just came out. I guess that little beast of an attorney knew what he was doing; and he wanted nothing more than to push the limits. No, there's profit in the deal; that's not the issue; it's these ninety-day bills, and the strain I've put on credit, since I've been borrowing, begging, and bribing to get loans. I don't think there's another person besides me in San Francisco,” he exclaimed, with a burst of self-pride, “who could have raised that last ten thousand!—And there's one more thing. I had hoped you might have sold that opium through the islands, which is safer and more profitable. But with this three-month limit, you have to head straight for Honolulu and communicate by steamer. I'll try to set something up for you there; I'll have someone talk to a guy who's knowledgeable about that business. Keep an eye out for him as soon as you reach the islands; because it's possible he might pick you up at sea in a whaleboat or a steam-launch, and bring the cash right on board.”

It shows how much I had suffered morally during my sojourn in San Francisco, that even now when our fortunes trembled in the balance, I should have consented to become a smuggler and (of all things) a smuggler of opium. Yet I did, and that in silence; without a protest, not without a twinge.

It shows how much I had suffered morally during my time in San Francisco that even now, when our fortunes were hanging by a thread, I agreed to become a smuggler, and (of all things) an opium smuggler. Yet I did, and I did it in silence; without a protest, though not without a twinge.

“And suppose,” said I, “suppose the opium is so securely hidden that I can't get hands on it?”

“And what if,” I said, “what if the opium is so well hidden that I can't get my hands on it?”

“Then you will stay there till that brig is kindling-wood, and stay and split that kindling-wood with your penknife,” cried Pinkerton. “The stuff is there; we know that; and it must be found. But all this is only the one string to our bow—though I tell you I've gone into it head-first, as if it was our bottom dollar. Why, the first thing I did before I'd raised a cent, and with this other notion in my head already—the first thing I did was to secure the schooner. The Nora Creina, she is, sixty-four tons, quite big enough for our purpose since the rice is spoiled, and the fastest thing of her tonnage out of San Francisco. For a bonus of two hundred, and a monthly charter of three, I have her for my own time; wages and provisions, say four hundred more: a drop in the bucket. They began firing the cargo out of her (she was part loaded) near two hours ago; and about the same time John Smith got the order for the stores. That's what I call business.”

“Then you’ll stay there until that ship is just firewood and you'll stay and chop that firewood with your pocketknife,” shouted Pinkerton. “We know the materials are there; we just have to find them. But this is just one option we have—though I tell you I've thrown myself into it completely, as if it’s all our money at stake. The first thing I did before raising a single dollar, and with this other idea already in my mind—the first thing I did was secure the schooner. It’s the Nora Creina, sixty-four tons, plenty big enough for our needs since the rice is ruined, and the fastest of her size leaving San Francisco. For a bonus of two hundred and a monthly fee of three, I’ve got her for my use; wages and provisions are about another four hundred: a small amount in the grand scheme. They started unloading cargo from her (she was half loaded) nearly two hours ago; and around the same time, John Smith got the order for the supplies. That’s what I call business.”

“No doubt of that,” said I. “But the other notion?”

"No doubt about it," I said. "But what about the other idea?"

“Well, here it is,” said Jim. “You agree with me that Bellairs was ready to go higher?”

“Here it is,” Jim said. “Do you agree with me that Bellairs was ready to move up?”

I saw where he was coming. “Yes—and why shouldn't he?” said I. “Is that the line?”

I understood where he was coming from. “Yeah—and why wouldn’t he?” I replied. “Is that the plan?”

“That's the line, Loudon Dodd,” assented Jim. “If Bellairs and his principal have any desire to go me better, I'm their man.”

“That's the deal, Loudon Dodd,” agreed Jim. “If Bellairs and his boss want to compete with me, I'm their guy.”

A sudden thought, a sudden fear, shot into my mind. What if I had been right? What if my childish pleasantry had frightened the principal away, and thus destroyed our chance? Shame closed my mouth; I began instinctively a long course of reticence; and it was without a word of my meeting with Bellairs, or my discovery of the address in Mission Street, that I continued the discussion.

A sudden thought, a sudden fear, shot into my mind. What if I had been right? What if my childish joke had scared the principal off, ruining our chance? Shame silenced me; I instinctively fell into a long stretch of silence; and it was without mentioning my meeting with Bellairs or finding the address on Mission Street that I carried on with the discussion.

“Doubtless fifty thousand was originally mentioned as a round sum,” said I, “or at least, so Bellairs supposed. But at the same time it may be an outside sum; and to cover the expenses we have already incurred for the money and the schooner—I am far from blaming you; I see how needful it was to be ready for either event—but to cover them we shall want a rather large advance.”

“I'm sure fifty thousand was initially mentioned as a round number,” I said, “or at least, that’s what Bellairs thought. But it could also be a maximum amount; to cover the expenses we've already paid for the money and the schooner—I don't blame you at all; I understand how important it was to be prepared for either situation—but to cover those costs, we'll need a pretty hefty advance.”

“Bellairs will go to sixty thousand; it's my belief, if he were properly handled, he would take the hundred,” replied Pinkerton. “Look back on the way the sale ran at the end.”

“Bellairs will reach sixty thousand; I believe that if he were managed correctly, he could hit the hundred,” said Pinkerton. “Think about how the sale progressed at the end.”

“That is my own impression as regards Bellairs,” I admitted. “The point I am trying to make is that Bellairs himself may be mistaken; that what he supposed to be a round sum was really an outside figure.”

“That’s how I see it when it comes to Bellairs,” I admitted. “What I’m trying to say is that Bellairs might be wrong; that what he thought was a solid amount was actually just an estimate.”

“Well, Loudon, if that is so,” said Jim, with extraordinary gravity of face and voice, “if that is so, let him take the Flying Scud at fifty thousand, and joy go with her! I prefer the loss.”

“Well, Loudon, if that’s the case,” Jim said, his face and voice incredibly serious, “if that’s the case, let him take the Flying Scud at fifty thousand, and best of luck to her! I’d rather take the loss.”

“Is that so, Jim? Are we dipped as bad as that?” I cried.

“Is that true, Jim? Are we in that much trouble?” I exclaimed.

“We've put our hand farther out than we can pull it in again, Loudon,” he replied. “Why, man, that fifty thousand dollars, before we get clear again, will cost us nearer seventy. Yes, it figures up overhead to more than ten per cent a month; and I could do no better, and there isn't the man breathing could have done as well. It was a miracle, Loudon. I couldn't but admire myself. O, if we had just the four months! And you know, Loudon, it may still be done. With your energy and charm, if the worst comes to the worst, you can run that schooner as you ran one of your picnics; and we may have luck. And, O, man! if we do pull it through, what a dashing operation it will be! What an advertisement! what a thing to talk of, and remember all our lives! However,” he broke off suddenly, “we must try the safe thing first. Here's for the shyster!”

“We've reached further than we can pull back, Loudon,” he said. “That fifty thousand dollars will actually cost us closer to seventy before we're in the clear again. It adds up to more than ten percent a month; I couldn't have done any better, and no one else could have either. It was a miracle, Loudon. I couldn't help but admire myself. Oh, if only we had just four more months! And you know, Loudon, it might still be possible. With your energy and charm, if things go south, you can run that schooner just like you ran one of your picnics; and we might get lucky. And, oh man! if we do make it, what an exciting operation it will be! What great publicity! What a story to tell and remember for the rest of our lives! But,” he suddenly interrupted himself, “we need to try the safe option first. Here's to the con artist!”

There was another struggle in my mind, whether I should even now admit my knowledge of the Mission Street address. But I had let the favourable moment slip. I had now, which made it the more awkward, not merely the original discovery, but my late suppression to confess. I could not help reasoning, besides, that the more natural course was to approach the principal by the road of his agent's office; and there weighed upon my spirits a conviction that we were already too late, and that the man was gone two hours ago. Once more, then, I held my peace; and after an exchange of words at the telephone to assure ourselves he was at home, we set out for the attorney's office.

There was another struggle in my mind about whether I should admit that I knew the Mission Street address. But I had missed the right moment to say it. Now, I not only had the original discovery but also the awkwardness of not confessing it sooner. I couldn’t help thinking that the most natural thing to do was to go through the agent’s office to reach the principal. On top of that, I felt convinced that we were already too late and that the man had left two hours ago. So once again, I stayed silent, and after checking over the phone to confirm he was home, we headed to the attorney's office.

The endless streets of any American city pass, from one end to another, through strange degrees and vicissitudes of splendour and distress, running under the same name between monumental warehouses, the dens and taverns of thieves, and the sward and shrubbery of villas. In San Francisco, the sharp inequalities of the ground, and the sea bordering on so many sides, greatly exaggerate these contrasts. The street for which we were now bound took its rise among blowing sands, somewhere in view of the Lone Mountain Cemetery; ran for a term across that rather windy Olympus of Nob Hill, or perhaps just skirted its frontier; passed almost immediately after through a stage of little houses, rather impudently painted, and offering to the eye of the observer this diagnostic peculiarity, that the huge brass plates upon the small and highly coloured doors bore only the first names of ladies—Norah or Lily or Florence; traversed China Town, where it was doubtless undermined with opium cellars, and its blocks pierced, after the similitude of rabbit-warrens, with a hundred doors and passages and galleries; enjoyed a glimpse of high publicity at the corner of Kearney; and proceeded, among dives and warehouses, towards the City Front and the region of the water-rats. In this last stage of its career, where it was both grimy and solitary, and alternately quiet and roaring to the wheels of drays, we found a certain house of some pretension to neatness, and furnished with a rustic outside stair. On the pillar of the stair a black plate bore in gilded lettering this device: “Harry D. Bellairs, Attorney-at-law. Consultations, 9 to 6.” On ascending the stairs, a door was found to stand open on the balcony, with this further inscription, “Mr. Bellairs In.”

The endless streets of any American city stretch from one end to the other, showcasing bizarre contrasts of wealth and hardship, running under the same name between massive warehouses, the haunts and bars of criminals, and the lawns and gardens of mansions. In San Francisco, the steep changes in elevation and the sea on so many sides amplify these differences. The street we were headed to started among blowing sands, somewhere overlooking the Lone Mountain Cemetery, ran across the breezy heights of Nob Hill, or maybe just along its edge; shortly after, it passed through a neighborhood of small houses, rather boldly painted, and offered a curious feature for onlookers: the large brass nameplates on the small, brightly colored doors only displayed the first names of women—Norah, Lily, or Florence; it moved through Chinatown, likely filled with hidden opium dens, its blocks riddled, like rabbit holes, with countless doors, passages, and galleries; caught a glimpse of bustling activity at the corner of Kearney; and continued, amidst dives and warehouses, toward the City Front and the area of the water-rats. In this final stretch, where it was both dirty and lonely, and alternately quiet and filled with the noise of delivery trucks, we found a certain building with a touch of neatness and a rustic outdoor staircase. On the pillar of the stairs, a black plate displayed in gold lettering the message: “Harry D. Bellairs, Attorney-at-law. Consultations, 9 to 6.” At the top of the stairs, a door stood open on the balcony, with this additional note, “Mr. Bellairs In.”

“I wonder what we do next,” said I.

“I’m curious about what we should do next,” I said.

“Guess we sail right in,” returned Jim, and suited the action to the word.

“Guess we just sail right in,” Jim said, and he did just that.

The room in which we found ourselves was clean, but extremely bare. A rather old-fashioned secretaire stood by the wall, with a chair drawn to the desk; in one corner was a shelf with half-a-dozen law books; and I can remember literally not another stick of furniture. One inference imposed itself: Mr. Bellairs was in the habit of sitting down himself and suffering his clients to stand. At the far end, and veiled by a curtain of red baize, a second door communicated with the interior of the house. Hence, after some coughing and stamping, we elicited the shyster, who came timorously forth, for all the world like a man in fear of bodily assault, and then, recognising his guests, suffered from what I can only call a nervous paroxysm of courtesy.

The room we found ourselves in was clean but very sparse. An old-fashioned secretary stood against the wall, with a chair pulled up to the desk; in one corner was a shelf with a few law books; and I honestly can't remember any other furniture. One conclusion was clear: Mr. Bellairs usually sat down while his clients stood. At the far end, hidden by a red baize curtain, a second door led to the rest of the house. After some coughing and shuffling around, we finally got the shyster to come out, looking timid, as if he was afraid of being attacked. When he recognized his guests, he went through what I can only describe as a nervous bout of politeness.

“Mr. Pinkerton and partner!” said he. “I will go and fetch you seats.”

“Mr. Pinkerton and partner!” he said. “I’ll go get you some seats.”

“Not the least,” said Jim. “No time. Much rather stand. This is business, Mr. Bellairs. This morning, as you know, I bought the wreck, Flying Scud.”

“Not at all,” Jim replied. “I don’t have time. I’d much rather stand. This is business, Mr. Bellairs. This morning, as you know, I bought the wreck, Flying Scud.”

The lawyer nodded.

The lawyer agreed.

“And bought her,” pursued my friend, “at a figure out of all proportion to the cargo and the circumstances, as they appeared?”

“And bought her,” my friend continued, “for an amount that's totally disproportionate to the value and the situation, as they seemed?”

“And now you think better of it, and would like to be off with your bargain? I have been figuring upon this,” returned the lawyer. “My client, I will not hide from you, was displeased with me for putting her so high. I think we were both too heated, Mr. Pinkerton: rivalry—the spirit of competition. But I will be quite frank—I know when I am dealing with gentlemen—and I am almost certain, if you leave the matter in my hands, my client would relieve you of the bargain, so as you would lose”—he consulted our faces with gimlet-eyed calculation—“nothing,” he added shrilly.

“And now you have second thoughts and want to walk away from your deal? I've been thinking about this,” the lawyer replied. “My client, to be honest, was upset with me for pricing her so high. I think we both got a bit carried away, Mr. Pinkerton: rivalry—the spirit of competition. But let me be straight with you—I know when I'm dealing with gentlemen—and I'm almost certain, if you leave this with me, my client would let you off the hook, so you would lose”—he looked at our faces with sharp interest—“nothing,” he added sharply.

And here Pinkerton amazed me.

And here, Pinkerton blew my mind.

“That's a little too thin,” said he. “I have the wreck. I know there's boodle in her, and I mean to keep her. What I want is some points which may save me needless expense, and which I'm prepared to pay for, money down. The thing for you to consider is just this: am I to deal with you or direct with your principal? If you are prepared to give me the facts right off, why, name your figure. Only one thing!” added Jim, holding a finger up, “when I say 'money down,' I mean bills payable when the ship returns, and if the information proves reliable. I don't buy pigs in pokes.”

"That's a bit too thin," he said. "I have the wreck. I know there's a lot of value in it, and I intend to keep it. What I need are some tips that could save me unnecessary costs, and I'm ready to pay for them, cash upfront. The important thing for you to think about is this: am I dealing with you or going directly to your boss? If you’re ready to give me the details right away, just name your price. But there's one thing!" Jim added, raising a finger, "when I say 'cash upfront,' I mean bills due when the ship comes back, and only if the information turns out to be reliable. I don’t buy something without checking it first."

I had seen the lawyer's face light up for a moment, and then, at the sound of Jim's proviso, miserably fade. “I guess you know more about this wreck than I do, Mr. Pinkerton,” said he. “I only know that I was told to buy the thing, and tried, and couldn't.”

I saw the lawyer's face brighten for a moment, then, as soon as Jim mentioned his condition, it dropped sadly. “I guess you know more about this mess than I do, Mr. Pinkerton,” he said. “All I know is that I was told to buy it, tried to, and couldn’t.”

“What I like about you, Mr. Bellairs, is that you waste no time,” said Jim. “Now then, your client's name and address.”

“What I like about you, Mr. Bellairs, is that you don't waste any time,” said Jim. “So, what's your client's name and address?”

“On consideration,” replied the lawyer, with indescribable furtivity, “I cannot see that I am entitled to communicate my client's name. I will sound him for you with pleasure, if you care to instruct me; but I cannot see that I can give you his address.”

“After thinking it over,” replied the lawyer, with a secretive air, “I don’t believe I’m able to share my client’s name. I’d be happy to check with him for you, if you’d like to instruct me; but I don’t think I can give you his address.”

“Very well,” said Jim, and put his hat on. “Rather a strong step, isn't it?” (Between every sentence was a clear pause.) “Not think better of it? Well, come—call it a dollar?”

“Alright,” Jim said, putting on his hat. “That’s quite a bold move, isn’t it?” (There was a noticeable pause between each sentence.) “Not reconsidering? Well, how about we make it a dollar?”

“Mr. Pinkerton, sir!” exclaimed the offended attorney; and, indeed, I myself was almost afraid that Jim had mistaken his man and gone too far.

“Mr. Pinkerton, sir!” the insulted attorney shouted; and, honestly, I was nearly scared that Jim had picked the wrong person and pushed it too far.

“No present use for a dollar?” says Jim. “Well, look here, Mr. Bellairs: we're both busy men, and I'll go to my outside figure with you right away—”

“No current use for a dollar?” says Jim. “Well, listen, Mr. Bellairs: we're both busy guys, and I’ll share my highest offer with you right away—”

“Stop this, Pinkerton,” I broke in. “I know the address: 924 Mission Street.”

“Stop this, Pinkerton,” I interrupted. “I know the address: 924 Mission Street.”

I do not know whether Pinkerton or Bellairs was the more taken aback.

I don't know whether Pinkerton or Bellairs was more surprised.

“Why in snakes didn't you say so, Loudon?” cried my friend.

“Why didn’t you say that, Loudon?” my friend exclaimed.

“You didn't ask for it before,” said I, colouring to my temples under his troubled eyes.

“You didn't ask for it before,” I said, feeling my face heat up under his worried gaze.

It was Bellairs who broke silence, kindly supplying me with all that I had yet to learn. “Since you know Mr. Dickson's address,” said he, plainly burning to be rid of us, “I suppose I need detain you no longer.”

It was Bellairs who spoke up, generously giving me all the information I still needed. “Since you have Mr. Dickson's address,” he said, obviously eager to get rid of us, “I guess I don’t need to keep you any longer.”

I do not know how Pinkerton felt, but I had death in my soul as we came down the outside stair, from the den of this blotched spider. My whole being was strung, waiting for Jim's first question, and prepared to blurt out, I believe, almost with tears, a full avowal. But my friend asked nothing.

I don’t know how Pinkerton felt, but I felt dead inside as we walked down the outside stairs from that crazy spider's lair. I was on edge, ready for Jim's first question, and I think I was almost about to cry and confess everything. But my friend didn’t ask anything.

“We must hack it,” said he, tearing off in the direction of the nearest stand. “No time to be lost. You saw how I changed ground. No use in paying the shyster's commission.”

“We have to do it ourselves,” he said, running toward the nearest stand. “There's no time to waste. You saw how I switched tactics. No point in paying that scammer’s fee.”

Again I expected a reference to my suppression; again I was disappointed. It was plain Jim feared the subject, and I felt I almost hated him for that fear. At last, when we were already in the hack and driving towards Mission Street, I could bear my suspense no longer.

Again, I expected a mention of my suppression; again I was let down. It was clear Jim was afraid to bring it up, and I felt a strong dislike for him because of that fear. Finally, when we were already in the cab and driving towards Mission Street, I couldn’t handle my anxiety any longer.

“You do not ask me about that address,” said I.

“You're not asking me about that address,” I said.

“No,” said he, quickly and timidly. “What was it? I would like to know.”

“No,” he said quickly and shyly. “What was it? I’d like to know.”

The note of timidity offended me like a buffet; my temper rose as hot as mustard. “I must request you do not ask me,” said I. “It is a matter I cannot explain.”

The hint of hesitation upset me like a slap; my anger boiled to the surface. “I have to insist that you don’t ask me,” I said. “It’s something I can’t explain.”

The moment the foolish words were said, that moment I would have given worlds to recall them: how much more, when Pinkerton, patting my hand, replied: “All right, dear boy; not another word; that's all done. I'm convinced it's perfectly right.” To return upon the subject was beyond my courage; but I vowed inwardly that I should do my utmost in the future for this mad speculation, and that I would cut myself in pieces before Jim should lose one dollar.

The moment those foolish words came out, I wished I could take them back: how much more when Pinkerton, patting my hand, said, “Alright, dear boy; not another word; that's all done. I’m convinced it's perfectly fine.” Bringing it up again was beyond my courage, but I silently promised that I would do everything I could in the future for this crazy idea, and that I would do anything before Jim lost even a dollar.

We had no sooner arrived at the address than I had other things to think of.

We had barely arrived at the address when I had other things on my mind.

“Mr. Dickson? He's gone,” said the landlady.

“Mr. Dickson? He's not here anymore,” said the landlady.

Where had he gone?

Where did he go?

“I'm sure I can't tell you,” she answered. “He was quite a stranger to me.”

“I'm not sure I can tell you,” she replied. “He was pretty much a stranger to me.”

“Did he express his baggage, ma'am?” asked Pinkerton.

“Did he check his luggage, ma'am?” asked Pinkerton.

“Hadn't any,” was the reply. “He came last night and left again to-day with a satchel.”

“Didn't have any,” was the reply. “He came last night and left again today with a bag.”

“When did he leave?” I inquired.

“When did he leave?” I asked.

“It was about noon,” replied the landlady. “Some one rang up the telephone, and asked for him; and I reckon he got some news, for he left right away, although his rooms were taken by the week. He seemed considerable put out: I reckon it was a death.”

“It was around noon,” the landlady replied. “Someone called on the phone and asked for him, and I think he got some news because he left right away, even though he had his rooms booked for the week. He looked pretty upset; I guess it was about a death.”

My heart sank; perhaps my idiotic jest had indeed driven him away; and again I asked myself, Why? and whirled for a moment in a vortex of untenable hypotheses.

My heart sank; maybe my stupid joke really did push him away; and again I asked myself, Why? and spiraled for a moment in a whirlwind of unreasonable theories.

“What was he like, ma'am?” Pinkerton was asking, when I returned to consciousness of my surroundings.

“What was he like, ma'am?” Pinkerton asked as I became aware of my surroundings again.

“A clean shaved man,” said the woman, and could be led or driven into no more significant description.

“A clean-shaven man,” the woman said, and she could not be persuaded into a more meaningful description.

“Pull up at the nearest drug-store,” said Pinkerton to the driver; and when there, the telephone was put in operation, and the message sped to the Pacific Mail Steamship Company's office—this was in the days before Spreckels had arisen—“When does the next China steamer touch at Honolulu?”

“Stop at the nearest drugstore,” Pinkerton told the driver. Once they arrived, the phone was set up, and the message was sent to the Pacific Mail Steamship Company's office—this was back when Spreckels hadn't yet made his mark—“When does the next China steamer arrive in Honolulu?”

“The City of Pekin; she cast off the dock to-day, at half-past one,” came the reply.

“The City of Pekin; it left the dock today at one-thirty,” came the reply.

“It's a clear case of bolt,” said Jim. “He's skipped, or my name's not Pinkerton. He's gone to head us off at Midway Island.”

“It's obviously a setup,” Jim said. “He's left, or my name isn't Pinkerton. He's trying to cut us off at Midway Island.”

Somehow I was not so sure; there were elements in the case, not known to Pinkerton—the fears of the captain, for example—that inclined me otherwise; and the idea that I had terrified Mr. Dickson into flight, though resting on so slender a foundation, clung obstinately in my mind. “Shouldn't we see the list of passengers?” I asked.

Somehow, I wasn't so sure; there were elements in the case that Pinkerton didn't know—like the captain's fears, for instance—that made me think differently. The thought that I had scared Mr. Dickson into running away, even if it was based on such a flimsy foundation, stubbornly stuck in my mind. “Shouldn't we check the list of passengers?” I asked.

“Dickson is such a blamed common name,” returned Jim; “and then, as like as not, he would change it.”

“Dickson is such a damn common name,” Jim replied; “and then, more likely than not, he would change it.”

At this I had another intuition. A negative of a street scene, taken unconsciously when I was absorbed in other thought, rose in my memory with not a feature blurred: a view, from Bellairs's door as we were coming down, of muddy roadway, passing drays, matted telegraph wires, a Chinaboy with a basket on his head, and (almost opposite) a corner grocery with the name of Dickson in great gilt letters.

At this point, I had another insight. A mental image of a street scene, snapped unconsciously while I was lost in thought, came to mind with every detail clear: a view from Bellairs's door as we were coming down, featuring a muddy road, passing carts, tangled telegraph wires, a Chinese boy with a basket on his head, and (almost opposite) a corner grocery store with the name Dickson in big golden letters.

“Yes,” said I, “you are right; he would change it. And anyway, I don't believe it was his name at all; I believe he took it from a corner grocery beside Bellairs's.”

“Yes,” I said, “you’re right; he would change it. And anyway, I don’t think it was his name at all; I believe he got it from a corner store next to Bellairs's.”

“As like as not,” said Jim, still standing on the sidewalk with contracted brows.

“As likely as not,” said Jim, still standing on the sidewalk with furrowed brows.

“Well, what shall we do next?” I asked.

“Well, what should we do next?” I asked.

“The natural thing would be to rush the schooner,” he replied. “But I don't know. I telephoned the captain to go at it head down and heels in air; he answered like a little man; and I guess he's getting around. I believe, Loudon, we'll give Trent a chance. Trent was in it; he was in it up to the neck; even if he couldn't buy, he could give us the straight tip.”

“The natural thing would be to rush the schooner,” he said. “But I’m not sure. I called the captain to approach it head-first and upside down; he responded like a decent guy; and I think he’s figuring it out. I believe, Loudon, we’ll give Trent a shot. Trent was involved; he was all in; even if he couldn’t buy, he could give us the straight info.”

“I think so, too,” said I. “Where shall we find him?”

“I think so, too,” I said. “Where can we find him?”

“British consulate, of course,” said Jim. “And that's another reason for taking him first. We can hustle that schooner up all evening; but when the consulate's shut, it's shut.”

“British consulate, of course,” said Jim. “And that's another reason to take him first. We can speed up that schooner all evening, but when the consulate's closed, it's closed.”

At the consulate, we learned that Captain Trent had alighted (such is I believe the classic phrase) at the What Cheer House. To that large and unaristocratic hostelry we drove, and addressed ourselves to a large clerk, who was chewing a toothpick and looking straight before him.

At the consulate, we found out that Captain Trent had gotten off (I believe that's the classic way to say it) at the What Cheer House. We drove to that big and down-to-earth hotel and approached a tall clerk, who was chewing on a toothpick and staring straight ahead.

“Captain Jacob Trent?”

"Captain Jacob Trent?"

“Gone,” said the clerk.

“It's gone,” said the clerk.

“Where has he gone?” asked Pinkerton.

“Where did he go?” asked Pinkerton.

“Cain't say,” said the clerk.

"Can't say," said the clerk.

“When did he go?” I asked.

“When did he leave?” I asked.

“Don't know,” said the clerk, and with the simplicity of a monarch offered us the spectacle of his broad back.

“Don't know,” said the clerk, and with the simplicity of a king, turned to show us his broad back.

What might have happened next I dread to picture, for Pinkerton's excitement had been growing steadily, and now burned dangerously high; but we were spared extremities by the intervention of a second clerk.

What could have happened next I dread to imagine, because Pinkerton's excitement had been steadily increasing and was now dangerously intense; however, we were saved from extremes by the arrival of a second clerk.

“Why! Mr. Dodd!” he exclaimed, running forward to the counter. “Glad to see you, sir! Can I do anything in your way?”

“Wow! Mr. Dodd!” he shouted, rushing over to the counter. “Great to see you, sir! Is there anything I can help you with?”

How virtuous actions blossom! Here was a young man to whose pleased ears I had rehearsed Just before the battle, mother, at some weekly picnic; and now, in that tense moment of my life, he came (from the machine) to be my helper.

How virtuous actions flourish! Here was a young man whose happy ears I had shared Just before the battle, mother, at a weekly picnic; and now, in that intense moment of my life, he came (from the machine) to be my helper.

“Captain Trent, of the wreck? O yes, Mr. Dodd; he left about twelve; he and another of the men. The Kanaka went earlier by the City of Pekin; I know that; I remember expressing his chest. Captain Trent? I'll inquire, Mr. Dodd. Yes, they were all here. Here are the names on the register; perhaps you would care to look at them while I go and see about the baggage?”

“Captain Trent, from the wreck? Oh yes, Mr. Dodd; he left around noon; he and another guy. The Kanaka left even earlier on the City of Pekin; I know that; I remember checking his chest. Captain Trent? I’ll find out, Mr. Dodd. Yes, they were all here. Here are the names in the register; maybe you’d like to look at them while I check on the baggage?”

I drew the book toward me, and stood looking at the four names all written in the same hand, rather a big and rather a bad one: Trent, Brown, Hardy, and (instead of Ah Sing) Jos. Amalu.

I pulled the book closer to me and looked at the four names, all written in the same handwriting—quite large and not very neat: Trent, Brown, Hardy, and (instead of Ah Sing) Jos. Amalu.

“Pinkerton,” said I, suddenly, “have you that Occidental in your pocket?”

“Pinkerton,” I said abruptly, “do you have that Occidental in your pocket?”

“Never left me,” said Pinkerton, producing the paper.

“Never left me,” Pinkerton said, pulling out the paper.

I turned to the account of the wreck. “Here,” said I; “here's the name. 'Elias Goddedaal, mate.' Why do we never come across Elias Goddedaal?”

I looked at the account of the wreck. “Here,” I said; “here's the name. 'Elias Goddedaal, mate.' Why do we never run into Elias Goddedaal?”

“That's so,” said Jim. “Was he with the rest in that saloon when you saw them?”

“That's right,” Jim said. “Was he with the others in that bar when you saw them?”

“I don't believe it,” said I. “They were only four, and there was none that behaved like a mate.”

“I can't believe it,” I said. “There were only four of them, and none of them acted like a friend.”

At this moment the clerk returned with his report.

At that moment, the clerk came back with his report.

“The captain,” it appeared, “came with some kind of an express waggon, and he and the man took off three chests and a big satchel. Our porter helped to put them on, but they drove the cart themselves. The porter thinks they went down town. It was about one.”

“The captain,” it seemed, “arrived with some sort of delivery wagon, and he and the guy unloaded three chests and a large satchel. Our porter assisted in loading them, but they drove the cart themselves. The porter believes they went downtown. It was around one.”

“Still in time for the City of Pekin,” observed Jim.

“Still in time for the City of Beijing,” Jim noted.

“How many of them were here?” I inquired.

“How many of them were here?” I asked.

“Three, sir, and the Kanaka,” replied the clerk. “I can't somehow fin out about the third, but he's gone too.”

“Three, sir, and the Kanaka,” replied the clerk. “I can’t quite figure out who the third one is, but he’s gone too.”

“Mr. Goddedaal, the mate, wasn't here then?” I asked.

“Mr. Goddedaal, the mate, wasn't here at that time?” I asked.

“No, Mr. Dodd, none but what you see,” says the clerk.

“No, Mr. Dodd, nothing except what you see,” says the clerk.

“Nor you never heard where he was?”

“Have you ever heard where he was?”

“No. Any particular reason for finding these men, Mr. Dodd?” inquired the clerk.

“No. Is there a specific reason you’re looking for these men, Mr. Dodd?” asked the clerk.

“This gentleman and I have bought the wreck,” I explained; “we wished to get some information, and it is very annoying to find the men all gone.”

“This guy and I bought the wreck,” I explained; “we wanted to get some information, and it’s really frustrating to see that everyone is gone.”

A certain group had gradually formed about us, for the wreck was still a matter of interest; and at this, one of the bystanders, a rough seafaring man, spoke suddenly.

A certain group had slowly gathered around us, since the wreck was still a topic of interest; and then, one of the onlookers, a tough seafaring guy, suddenly spoke up.

“I guess the mate won't be gone,” said he. “He's main sick; never left the sick-bay aboard the Tempest; so they tell ME.”

“I guess the friend won't be gone,” he said. “He's really sick; never left the sick bay on the Tempest; that's what they tell me.”

Jim took me by the sleeve. “Back to the consulate,” said he.

Jim grabbed my sleeve. “Back to the consulate,” he said.

But even at the consulate nothing was known of Mr. Goddedaal. The doctor of the Tempest had certified him very sick; he had sent his papers in, but never appeared in person before the authorities.

But even at the consulate, no one knew anything about Mr. Goddedaal. The doctor of the Tempest had certified him as very ill; he had submitted his papers but never showed up in person before the authorities.

“Have you a telephone laid on to the Tempest?” asked Pinkerton.

“Do you have a phone connected to the Tempest?” asked Pinkerton.

“Laid on yesterday,” said the clerk.

“Put down yesterday,” said the clerk.

“Do you mind asking, or letting me ask? We are very anxious to get hold of Mr. Goddedaal.”

“Could you please ask, or let me ask? We're really eager to reach Mr. Goddedaal.”

“All right,” said the clerk, and turned to the telephone. “I'm sorry,” he said presently, “Mr. Goddedaal has left the ship, and no one knows where he is.”

“All right,” said the clerk, turning to the phone. “I'm sorry,” he said after a moment, “Mr. Goddedaal has left the ship, and no one knows where he is.”

“Do you pay the men's passage home?” I inquired, a sudden thought striking me.

“Are you covering the guys' trip home?” I asked, a sudden thought hitting me.

“If they want it,” said the clerk; “sometimes they don't. But we paid the Kanaka's passage to Honolulu this morning; and by what Captain Trent was saying, I understand the rest are going home together.”

“If they want it,” said the clerk. “Sometimes they don’t. But we paid the Kanaka’s fare to Honolulu this morning, and from what Captain Trent was saying, I gather the others are heading home together.”

“Then you haven't paid them?” said I.

“Then you haven't paid them?” I asked.

“Not yet,” said the clerk.

“Not yet,” the clerk replied.

“And you would be a good deal surprised, if I were to tell you they were gone already?” I asked.

“And you'd be quite surprised if I told you they've already gone?” I asked.

“O, I should think you were mistaken,” said he.

“Oh, I would think you were mistaken,” he said.

“Such is the fact, however,” said I.

“That's the truth, though,” I said.

“I am sure you must be mistaken,” he repeated.

“I’m sure you must be mistaken,” he repeated.

“May I use your telephone one moment?” asked Pinkerton; and as soon as permission had been granted, I heard him ring up the printing-office where our advertisements were usually handled. More I did not hear; for suddenly recalling the big, bad hand in the register of the What Cheer House, I asked the consulate clerk if he had a specimen of Captain Trent's writing. Whereupon I learned that the captain could not write, having cut his hand open a little before the loss of the brig; that the latter part of the log even had been written up by Mr. Goddedaal; and that Trent had always signed with his left hand. By the time I had gleaned this information, Pinkerton was ready.

“Can I use your phone for a moment?” Pinkerton asked, and as soon as he got the okay, I heard him call the printing office where we usually managed our ads. That’s all I heard because I suddenly remembered the big, bad handwriting in the register of the What Cheer House. So, I asked the consulate clerk if he had a sample of Captain Trent's writing. I learned that the captain couldn’t write since he had cut his hand open shortly before losing the brig; even the latter part of the log had been written by Mr. Goddedaal, and that Trent always signed with his left hand. By the time I gathered this information, Pinkerton was ready.

“That's all that we can do. Now for the schooner,” said he; “and by to-morrow evening I lay hands on Goddedaal, or my name's not Pinkerton.”

“That's all we can do. Now about the schooner,” he said; “and by tomorrow evening, I will have Goddedaal in my grasp, or my name isn't Pinkerton.”

“How have you managed?” I inquired.

“How have you been managing?” I asked.

“You'll see before you get to bed,” said Pinkerton. “And now, after all this backwarding and forwarding, and that hotel clerk, and that bug Bellairs, it'll be a change and a kind of consolation to see the schooner. I guess things are humming there.”

"You'll see before you go to bed," said Pinkerton. "And now, after all this back-and-forth, that hotel clerk, and that annoying Bellairs, it'll be a nice change and a bit of comfort to see the schooner. I bet things are really happening there."

But on the wharf, when we reached it, there was no sign of bustle, and, but for the galley smoke, no mark of life on the Norah Creina. Pinkerton's face grew pale, and his mouth straightened, as he leaped on board.

But when we got to the wharf, it was quiet—no sign of activity at all. Aside from the smoke from the galley, there was no indication of life on the Norah Creina. Pinkerton's face turned pale, and his mouth tightened as he jumped on board.

“Where's the captain of this——?” and he left the phrase unfinished, finding no epithet sufficiently energetic for his thoughts.

“Where's the captain of this—?” and he didn't finish the sentence, unable to find a strong enough word for his feelings.

It did not appear whom or what he was addressing; but a head, presumably the cook's, appeared in answer at the galley door.

It wasn't clear who or what he was talking to; but a head, likely the cook's, popped up in response at the galley door.

“In the cabin, at dinner,” said the cook deliberately, chewing as he spoke.

“In the cabin, at dinner,” said the cook slowly, chewing as he talked.

“Is that cargo out?”

“Is that cargo delivered?”

“No, sir.”

“No, thanks.”

“None of it?”

"Is none of it?"

“O, there's some of it out. We'll get at the rest of it livelier to-morrow, I guess.”

“O, some of it is out. We’ll tackle the rest of it more energetically tomorrow, I think.”

“I guess there'll be something broken first,” said Pinkerton, and strode to the cabin.

“I guess something will break first,” said Pinkerton, and walked to the cabin.

Here we found a man, fat, dark, and quiet, seated gravely at what seemed a liberal meal. He looked up upon our entrance; and seeing Pinkerton continue to stand facing him in silence, hat on head, arms folded, and lips compressed, an expression of mingled wonder and annoyance began to dawn upon his placid face.

Here we found a man, heavyset, dark-skinned, and quiet, sitting seriously at what looked like a generous meal. He glanced up when we entered; and noticing Pinkerton still standing in front of him in silence, hat on his head, arms crossed, and lips pressed together, a look of mixed curiosity and irritation started to appear on his calm face.

“Well!” said Jim; “and so this is what you call rushing around?”

“Well!” Jim said, “so this is what you mean by rushing around?”

“Who are you?” cries the captain.

“Who are you?” shouts the captain.

“Me! I'm Pinkerton!” retorted Jim, as though the name had been a talisman.

“Me! I'm Pinkerton!” Jim shot back, as if the name had some kind of magic.

“You're not very civil, whoever you are,” was the reply. But still a certain effect had been produced, for he scrambled to his feet, and added hastily, “A man must have a bit of dinner, you know, Mr. Pinkerton.”

“You're not very polite, whoever you are,” was the response. But still, a certain impact had been made, as he quickly got to his feet and added, “A man needs to eat a little dinner, you know, Mr. Pinkerton.”

“Where's your mate?” snapped Jim.

“Where's your friend?” snapped Jim.

“He's up town,” returned the other.

"He's in town," replied the other.

“Up town!” sneered Pinkerton. “Now, I'll tell you what you are: you're a Fraud; and if I wasn't afraid of dirtying my boot, I would kick you and your dinner into that dock.”

“Up town!” sneered Pinkerton. “Now, I'll tell you what you are: you're a fraud; and if I wasn't worried about getting my boot dirty, I would kick you and your dinner into that dock.”

“I'll tell you something, too,” retorted the captain, duskily flushing. “I wouldn't sail this ship for the man you are, if you went upon your knees. I've dealt with gentlemen up to now.”

"I'll tell you something, too," the captain shot back, his face flushing darkly. "I wouldn't sail this ship for someone like you, even if you begged. I've worked with gentlemen until now."

“I can tell you the names of a number of gentlemen you'll never deal with any more, and that's the whole of Longhurst's gang,” said Jim. “I'll put your pipe out in that quarter, my friend. Here, rout out your traps as quick as look at it, and take your vermin along with you. I'll have a captain in, this very night, that's a sailor, and some sailors to work for him.”

“I can give you the names of several guys you won’t be dealing with anymore, and that’s the entire Longhurst group,” Jim said. “I’ll make sure you’re done in that area, my friend. Now, pack up your stuff as fast as you can and take your pests with you. I’ll have a captain coming in tonight who’s a sailor, along with some sailors to work for him.”

“I'll go when I please, and that's to-morrow morning,” cried the captain after us, as we departed for the shore.

“I'll leave when I want, and that's tomorrow morning,” shouted the captain after us as we headed for the shore.

“There's something gone wrong with the world to-day; it must have come bottom up!” wailed Pinkerton. “Bellairs, and then the hotel clerk, and now This Fraud! And what am I to do for a captain, Loudon, with Longhurst gone home an hour ago, and the boys all scattered?”

“Something has really gone wrong with the world today; it must be upside down!” complained Pinkerton. “Bellairs, then the hotel clerk, and now this fraud! And what am I supposed to do for a captain, Loudon, with Longhurst having left an hour ago and the guys all spread out?”

“I know,” said I. “Jump in!” And then to the driver: “Do you know Black Tom's?”

“I know,” I said. “Get in!” Then, to the driver: “Do you know Black Tom's?”

Thither then we rattled; passed through the bar, and found (as I had hoped) Johnson in the enjoyment of club life. The table had been thrust upon one side; a South Sea merchant was discoursing music from a mouth-organ in one corner; and in the middle of the floor Johnson and a fellow-seaman, their arms clasped about each other's bodies, somewhat heavily danced. The room was both cold and close; a jet of gas, which continually menaced the heads of the performers, shed a coarse illumination; the mouth-organ sounded shrill and dismal; and the faces of all concerned were church-like in their gravity. It were, of course, indelicate to interrupt these solemn frolics; so we edged ourselves to chairs, for all the world like belated comers in a concert-room, and patiently waited for the end. At length the organist, having exhausted his supply of breath, ceased abruptly in the middle of a bar. With the cessation of the strain, the dancers likewise came to a full stop, swayed a moment, still embracing, and then separated and looked about the circle for applause.

So we headed there; passed through the entrance, and found (as I had hoped) Johnson enjoying life at the club. The table had been pushed to one side; a South Sea merchant was playing music on a mouth-organ in one corner; and in the middle of the floor, Johnson and a fellow sailor, arms wrapped around each other, were dancing somewhat heavily. The room was both cold and stuffy; a gaslight, which constantly threatened to hit the performers' heads, cast a harsh light; the mouth-organ sounded high-pitched and gloomy; and everyone’s faces had a serious, almost church-like expression. It would have been rude to interrupt these solemn revelries, so we shuffled to some chairs, much like latecomers at a concert, and patiently waited for it to end. Finally, the organist, having run out of breath, stopped abruptly in the middle of a tune. With the music's end, the dancers also came to a complete stop, swayed for a moment while still holding each other, and then separated to look around the room for applause.

“Very well danced!” said one; but it appears the compliment was not strong enough for the performers, who (forgetful of the proverb) took up the tale in person.

“Great performance!” said one; but it seems that the compliment wasn’t enough for the performers, who (forgetting the saying) took up the story themselves.

“Well,” said Johnson. “I mayn't be no sailor, but I can dance!”

“Well,” said Johnson. “I might not be a sailor, but I can dance!”

And his late partner, with an almost pathetic conviction, added, “My foot is as light as a feather.”

And his late partner, with a somewhat sad conviction, added, “My foot is as light as a feather.”

Seeing how the wind set, you may be sure I added a few words of praise before I carried Johnson alone into the passage: to whom, thus mollified, I told so much as I judged needful of our situation, and begged him, if he would not take the job himself, to find me a smart man.

Seeing how the wind was blowing, you can bet I threw in a few compliments before I took Johnson by himself into the hallway. I shared just enough about our situation to keep him calm and asked him, if he wasn't going to take the job himself, to help me find someone sharp for it.

“Me!” he cried. “I couldn't no more do it than I could try to go to hell!”

“Me!” he shouted. “I couldn’t do it any more than I could try to go to hell!”

“I thought you were a mate?” said I.

“I thought you were a friend?” I said.

“So I am a mate,” giggled Johnson, “and you don't catch me shipping noways else. But I'll tell you what, I believe I can get you Arty Nares: you seen Arty; first-rate navigator and a son of a gun for style.” And he proceeded to explain to me that Mr. Nares, who had the promise of a fine barque in six months, after things had quieted down, was in the meantime living very private, and would be pleased to have a change of air.

“So I'm a crew member,” laughed Johnson, “and you won't catch me doing anything else. But I’ll tell you what, I think I can get you Arty Nares; you’ve seen Arty—top-notch navigator and a real charmer.” He went on to explain that Mr. Nares, who was expecting to get a great ship in six months after things settled down, was currently keeping a low profile and would be happy to have a change of scenery.

I called out Pinkerton and told him. “Nares!” he cried, as soon as I had come to the name. “I would jump at the chance of a man that had had Nares's trousers on! Why, Loudon, he's the smartest deep-water mate out of San Francisco, and draws his dividends regular in service and out.” This hearty indorsation clinched the proposal; Johnson agreed to produce Nares before six the following morning; and Black Tom, being called into the consultation, promised us four smart hands for the same hour, and even (what appeared to all of us excessive) promised them sober.

I called out to Pinkerton and told him. “Nares!” he exclaimed as soon as I mentioned the name. “I would jump at the chance to have a guy who wore Nares's trousers! I mean, Loudon, he's the smartest deep-water mate out of San Francisco, and he gets his dividends regularly whether he's working or not.” This enthusiastic endorsement sealed the deal; Johnson agreed to bring Nares in by six the next morning; and Black Tom, being brought into the discussion, promised us four capable hands for the same hour, and even (which seemed a bit excessive to all of us) promised that they would be sober.

The streets were fully lighted when we left Black Tom's: street after street sparkling with gas or electricity, line after line of distant luminaries climbing the steep sides of hills towards the overvaulting darkness; and on the other hand, where the waters of the bay invisibly trembled, a hundred riding lanterns marked the position of a hundred ships. The sea-fog flew high in heaven; and at the level of man's life and business it was clear and chill. By silent consent, we paid the hack off, and proceeded arm in arm towards the Poodle Dog for dinner.

The streets were brightly lit when we left Black Tom's: street after street sparkling with gas or electric lights, rows of distant lights climbing the steep hills into the dark; and on the other side, where the waters of the bay rippled silently, a hundred riding lanterns marked the locations of a hundred ships. The sea fog hovered high up in the sky; at ground level, where people lived and worked, it was clear and cold. By mutual agreement, we paid the cab driver and walked arm in arm towards the Poodle Dog for dinner.

At one of the first hoardings, I was aware of a bill-sticker at work: it was a late hour for this employment, and I checked Pinkerton until the sheet should be unfolded. This is what I read:—

At one of the first billboards, I noticed a poster guy at work: it was pretty late for this job, and I waited for Pinkerton until the poster was fully unrolled. This is what I read:—

     TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS REWARD.

     OFFICERS AND CREW OF THE

     WRECKED BRIG FLYING SCUD

     APPLYING,

     PERSONALLY OR BY LETTER,

     AT THE OFFICE OF JAMES PINKERTON, MONTANA
     BLOCK,

     BEFORE NOON TOMORROW, TUESDAY, 12TH,

     WILL RECEIVE

     TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS REWARD.

“This is your idea, Pinkerton!” I cried.

“This is your idea, Pinkerton!” I shouted.

“Yes. They've lost no time; I'll say that for them—not like the Fraud,” said he. “But mind you, Loudon, that's not half of it. The cream of the idea's here: we know our man's sick; well, a copy of that has been mailed to every hospital, every doctor, and every drug-store in San Francisco.”

“Yeah. They wasted no time; I’ll give them that—not like the Fraud,” he said. “But listen, Loudon, that’s just the beginning. The best part of the idea is this: we know our guy is sick; well, a copy of that has been sent to every hospital, every doctor, and every drugstore in San Francisco.”

Of course, from the nature of our business, Pinkerton could do a thing of the kind at a figure extremely reduced; for all that, I was appalled at the extravagance, and said so.

Of course, because of our business, Pinkerton could handle this type of thing for a much lower cost. Still, I was shocked by the expense and I said as much.

“What matter a few dollars now?” he replied sadly. “It's in three months that the pull comes, Loudon.”

“What’s a few dollars now?” he said sadly. “It’s in three months that the pull comes, Loudon.”

We walked on again in silence, not without a shiver. Even at the Poodle Dog, we took our food with small appetite and less speech; and it was not until he was warmed with a third glass of champagne that Pinkerton cleared his throat and looked upon me with a deprecating eye.

We continued walking in silence, feeling a bit uneasy. Even at the Poodle Dog, we ate very little and hardly talked; it wasn't until he had a third glass of champagne that Pinkerton cleared his throat and glanced at me with a somewhat apologetic look.

“Loudon,” said he, “there was a subject you didn't wish to be referred to. I only want to do so indirectly. It wasn't”—he faltered—“it wasn't because you were dissatisfied with me?” he concluded, with a quaver.

“Loudon,” he said, “there's a topic you didn't want to talk about. I just want to bring it up subtly. It wasn't”—he hesitated—“it wasn't because you were unhappy with me?” he finished, his voice shaking.

“Pinkerton!” cried I.

"Pinkerton!" I shouted.

“No, no, not a word just now,” he hastened to proceed. “Let me speak first. I appreciate, though I can't imitate, the delicacy of your nature; and I can well understand you would rather die than speak of it, and yet might feel disappointed. I did think I could have done better myself. But when I found how tight money was in this city, and a man like Douglas B. Longhurst—a forty-niner, the man that stood at bay in a corn patch for five hours against the San Diablo squatters—weakening on the operation, I tell you, Loudon, I began to despair; and—I may have made mistakes, no doubt there are thousands who could have done better—but I give you a loyal hand on it, I did my best.”

“No, no, not a word right now,” he quickly continued. “Let me talk first. I get, though I can’t copy, the sensitivity of your nature; and I can totally understand that you’d rather die than talk about it, but you might still feel let down. I really thought I could have done better myself. But when I realized how tight money was in this city, and a guy like Douglas B. Longhurst—a forty-niner, the man who defended a corn patch for five hours against the San Diablo squatters—was backing down on the operation, I tell you, Loudon, I started to lose hope; and—I may have made mistakes, I know there are tons of people who could have done better—but I sincerely give you my best effort, I did my best.”

“My poor Jim,” said I, “as if I ever doubted you! as if I didn't know you had done wonders! All day I've been admiring your energy and resource. And as for that affair——”

“My poor Jim,” I said, “as if I ever doubted you! As if I didn’t know you had done amazing things! All day I’ve been admiring your energy and resourcefulness. And about that situation——”

“No, Loudon, no more, not a word more! I don't want to hear,” cried Jim.

“No, Loudon, no more, not another word! I don’t want to hear it,” Jim shouted.

“Well, to tell you the truth, I don't want to tell you,” said I; “for it's a thing I'm ashamed of.”

“Well, to be honest, I don’t want to tell you,” I said; “because it’s something I’m ashamed of.”

“Ashamed, Loudon? O, don't say that; don't use such an expression even in jest!” protested Pinkerton.

“Feeling ashamed, Loudon? Oh, please don’t say that; don’t use that kind of expression even as a joke!” protested Pinkerton.

“Do you never do anything you're ashamed of?” I inquired.

“Don’t you ever do anything you feel ashamed of?” I asked.

“No,” says he, rolling his eyes. “Why? I'm sometimes sorry afterwards, when it pans out different from what I figured. But I can't see what I would want to be ashamed for.”

“No,” he says, rolling his eyes. “Why? Sometimes I feel bad afterward when it turns out differently than I expected. But I can’t see why I should be ashamed.”

I sat a while considering with admiration the simplicity of my friend's character. Then I sighed. “Do you know, Jim, what I'm sorriest for?” said I. “At this rate, I can't be best man at your marriage.”

I sat for a while, admiring the simplicity of my friend's character. Then I sighed. “Do you know, Jim, what I'm saddest about?” I said. “At this rate, I can't be your best man at your wedding.”

“My marriage!” he repeated, echoing the sigh. “No marriage for me now. I'm going right down to-night to break it to her. I think that's what's shaken me all day. I feel as if I had had no right (after I was engaged) to operate so widely.”

“My marriage!” he repeated, echoing the sigh. “No marriage for me now. I'm going down tonight to tell her. I think that's what's been bothering me all day. I feel like I had no right (after I got engaged) to act so freely.”

“Well, you know, Jim, it was my doing, and you must lay the blame on me,” said I.

"Well, you know, Jim, it was my fault, and you should blame me," I said.

“Not a cent of it!” he cried. “I was as eager as yourself, only not so bright at the beginning. No; I've myself to thank for it; but it's a wrench.”

“Not a cent of it!” he yelled. “I was just as eager as you, just not as sharp at the start. No; I can only blame myself for that; but it’s a tough pill to swallow.”

While Jim departed on his dolorous mission, I returned alone to the office, lit the gas, and sat down to reflect on the events of that momentous day: on the strange features of the tale that had been so far unfolded, the disappearances, the terrors, the great sums of money; and on the dangerous and ungrateful task that awaited me in the immediate future.

While Jim left on his sad mission, I went back to the office alone, turned on the gas, and sat down to think about the events of that significant day: the strange aspects of the story that had been revealed so far, the disappearances, the fears, the large amounts of money; and about the risky and thankless task that lay ahead of me in the near future.

It is difficult, in the retrospect of such affairs, to avoid attributing to ourselves in the past a measure of the knowledge we possess to-day. But I may say, and yet be well within the mark, that I was consumed that night with a fever of suspicion and curiosity; exhausted my fancy in solutions, which I still dismissed as incommensurable with the facts; and in the mystery by which I saw myself surrounded, found a precious stimulus for my courage and a convenient soothing draught for conscience. Even had all been plain sailing, I do not hint that I should have drawn back. Smuggling is one of the meanest of crimes, for by that we rob a whole country pro rata, and are therefore certain to impoverish the poor: to smuggle opium is an offence particularly dark, since it stands related not so much to murder, as to massacre. Upon all these points I was quite clear; my sympathy was all in arms against my interest; and had not Jim been involved, I could have dwelt almost with satisfaction on the idea of my failure. But Jim, his whole fortune, and his marriage, depended upon my success; and I preferred the interests of my friend before those of all the islanders in the South Seas. This is a poor, private morality, if you like; but it is mine, and the best I have; and I am not half so much ashamed of having embarked at all on this adventure, as I am proud that (while I was in it, and for the sake of my friend) I was up early and down late, set my own hand to everything, took dangers as they came, and for once in my life played the man throughout. At the same time, I could have desired another field of energy; and I was the more grateful for the redeeming element of mystery. Without that, though I might have gone ahead and done as well, it would scarce have been with ardour; and what inspired me that night with an impatient greed of the sea, the island, and the wreck, was the hope that I might stumble there upon the answer to a hundred questions, and learn why Captain Trent fanned his red face in the exchange, and why Mr. Dickson fled from the telephone in the Mission Street lodging-house.

It’s hard to look back on events like these without thinking we had some of the knowledge we have now. But I can honestly say that I was overwhelmed that night with a mix of suspicion and curiosity; I ran through endless theories that I still felt didn’t fit the facts; and the mystery surrounding me gave me a boost of courage and a comforting distraction for my conscience. Even if everything had been straightforward, I can’t say I would have pulled back. Smuggling is one of the lowest crimes because it essentially robs an entire country and definitely makes the poor worse off: smuggling opium is especially vile, as it relates more to mass killing than mere murder. I was fully aware of all these points; my sympathy was completely against my interests; and if Jim hadn't been involved, I could have felt almost satisfied with the idea of my failure. But Jim’s entire future and his marriage depended on my success; I prioritized my friend’s interests over those of all the islanders in the South Seas. You could call this a selfish morality, but it’s mine, and it’s the best I have; I’m not ashamed of the fact that I got involved in this adventure, but I take pride in the fact that (while I was in it, for my friend's sake) I worked hard, took on all the risks, and for once in my life acted with integrity. At the same time, I wished for a different outlet for my energy; yet I was grateful for the mystery that kept me engaged. Without it, while I might have still gone forward and done well enough, I doubt I would have felt as excited; what drove me that night was the impatient craving for the sea, the island, and the wreck, fueled by the hope of finally finding answers to a hundred questions, like why Captain Trent fanned his flushed face in the exchange, and why Mr. Dickson ran away from the telephone in the Mission Street boarding house.





CHAPTER XI. IN WHICH JIM AND I TAKE DIFFERENT WAYS.

I was unhappy when I closed my eyes; and it was to unhappiness that I opened them again next morning, to a confused sense of some calamity still inarticulate, and to the consciousness of jaded limbs and of a swimming head. I must have lain for some time inert and stupidly miserable, before I became aware of a reiterated knocking at the door; with which discovery all my wits flowed back in their accustomed channels, and I remembered the sale, and the wreck, and Goddedaal, and Nares, and Johnson, and Black Tom, and the troubles of yesterday, and the manifold engagements of the day that was to come. The thought thrilled me like a trumpet in the hour of battle. In a moment, I had leaped from bed, crossed the office where Pinkerton lay in a deep trance of sleep on the convertible sofa, and stood in the doorway, in my night gear, to receive our visitors.

I felt miserable when I closed my eyes, and when I opened them again the next morning, I was met with that same unhappiness, along with a vague sense of some disaster that I couldn't quite place, and awareness of tired limbs and a foggy head. I must have laid there for a while, feeling lethargic and sadly gloomy, before I noticed the persistent knocking at the door. As soon as I realized it, my thoughts came rushing back, and I remembered the sale, the wreck, Goddedaal, Nares, Johnson, Black Tom, and the troubles of yesterday, along with all the things I had to handle that day. The thought energized me like a trumpet in battle. In no time, I had jumped out of bed, crossed the office where Pinkerton was sleeping soundly on the convertible sofa, and stood in the doorway in my pajamas, ready to greet our visitors.

Johnson was first, by way of usher, smiling. From a little behind, with his Sunday hat tilted forward over his brow, and a cigar glowing between his lips, Captain Nares acknowledged our previous acquaintance with a succinct nod. Behind him again, in the top of the stairway, a knot of sailors, the new crew of the Norah Creina, stood polishing the wall with back and elbow. These I left without to their reflections. But our two officers I carried at once into the office, where (taking Jim by the shoulder) I shook him slowly into consciousness. He sat up, all abroad for the moment, and stared on the new captain.

Johnson was the first to arrive, acting as the usher with a smile. From a little further back, with his Sunday hat tipped forward over his brow and a cigar glowing between his lips, Captain Nares acknowledged our previous meeting with a quick nod. Behind him, at the top of the stairs, a group of sailors from the new crew of the Norah Creina were busy polishing the wall with their backs and elbows. I left them to their thoughts. I took our two officers straight into the office, where I grabbed Jim by the shoulder and gently shook him to wake him up. He sat up, momentarily disoriented, and stared at the new captain.

“Jim,” said I, “this is Captain Nares. Captain, Mr. Pinkerton.”

“Jim,” I said, “this is Captain Nares. Captain, this is Mr. Pinkerton.”

Nares repeated his curt nod, still without speech; and I thought he held us both under a watchful scrutiny.

Nares nodded again, still silent; and I felt like he was watching us both closely.

“O!” says Jim, “this is Captain Nares, is it? Good morning, Captain Nares. Happy to have the pleasure of your acquaintance, sir. I know you well by reputation.”

“O!” says Jim, “so this is Captain Nares, huh? Good morning, Captain Nares. I'm pleased to meet you, sir. I know all about you from what I've heard.”

Perhaps, under the circumstances of the moment, this was scarce a welcome speech. At least, Nares received it with a grunt.

Perhaps, given the situation at the time, this wasn't exactly a welcome speech. At the very least, Nares responded with a grunt.

“Well, Captain,” Jim continued, “you know about the size of the business? You're to take the Nora Creina to Midway Island, break up a wreck, call at Honolulu, and back to this port? I suppose that's understood?”

“Well, Captain,” Jim continued, “you know the size of the job? You're supposed to take the Nora Creina to Midway Island, clear a wreck, stop by Honolulu, and then return to this port? I assume that's clear?”

“Well,” returned Nares, with the same unamiable reserve, “for a reason, which I guess you know, the cruise may suit me; but there's a point or two to settle. We shall have to talk, Mr. Pinkerton. But whether I go or not, somebody will; there's no sense in losing time; and you might give Mr. Johnson a note, let him take the hands right down, and set to to overhaul the rigging. The beasts look sober,” he added, with an air of great disgust, “and need putting to work to keep them so.”

“Well,” Nares replied, still sounding unfriendly, “for a reason I think you already know, the cruise might be good for me; but there are a couple of things we need to discuss. We should talk, Mr. Pinkerton. But whether I go or not, someone will; there's no point in wasting time; and you might as well give Mr. Johnson a note so he can take the sails down and get started on the rigging. The animals look gloomy,” he added, with obvious disgust, “and they need to be put to work to keep them that way.”

This being agreed upon, Nares watched his subordinate depart and drew a visible breath.

This agreed upon, Nares watched his subordinate leave and took a noticeable breath.

“And now we're alone and can talk,” said he. “What's this thing about? It's been advertised like Barnum's museum; that poster of yours has set the Front talking; that's an objection in itself, for I'm laying a little dark just now; and anyway, before I take the ship, I require to know what I'm going after.”

“And now we're alone and can talk,” he said. “What's this all about? It's been hyped up like Barnum's circus; that poster of yours has everyone on the Front talking; that's a problem in itself because I'm trying to keep a low profile right now; plus, before I take the ship, I need to know what I'm getting into.”

Thereupon Pinkerton gave him the whole tale, beginning with a businesslike precision, and working himself up, as he went on, to the boiling-point of narrative enthusiasm. Nares sat and smoked, hat still on head, and acknowledged each fresh feature of the story with a frowning nod. But his pale blue eyes betrayed him, and lighted visibly.

Thereupon, Pinkerton told him the entire story, starting out with a straightforward precision and getting more and more animated as he continued. Nares sat there, smoking with his hat still on, acknowledging each new detail of the story with a serious nod. But his pale blue eyes gave him away and lit up noticeably.

“Now you see for yourself,” Pinkerton concluded: “there's every last chance that Trent has skipped to Honolulu, and it won't take much of that fifty thousand dollars to charter a smart schooner down to Midway. Here's where I want a man!” cried Jim, with contagious energy. “That wreck's mine; I've paid for it, money down; and if it's got to be fought for, I want to see it fought for lively. If you're not back in ninety days, I tell you plainly, I'll make one of the biggest busts ever seen upon this coast; it's life or death for Mr. Dodd and me. As like as not, it'll come to grapples on the island; and when I heard your name last night—and a blame' sight more this morning when I saw the eye you've got in your head—I said, 'Nares is good enough for me!'”

“Now you see for yourself,” Pinkerton concluded, “there's a good chance that Trent has skipped off to Honolulu, and it won't take much of that fifty thousand dollars to charter a nice schooner down to Midway. This is where I need a man!” Jim exclaimed with infectious energy. “That wreck is mine; I've paid for it, cash up front; and if it has to be fought for, I want to see it fought for vigorously. If you're not back in ninety days, I’m telling you straight up, I’ll make one of the biggest moves ever seen on this coast; it’s life or death for Mr. Dodd and me. It’s likely that it’ll come to physical fighting on the island; and when I heard your name last night—and a whole lot more this morning when I saw the look in your eyes—I said, 'Nares is good enough for me!’”

“I guess,” observed Nares, studying the ash of his cigar, “the sooner I get that schooner outside the Farallones, the better you'll be pleased.”

“I guess,” Nares said, examining the ash of his cigar, “the sooner I get that schooner past the Farallones, the happier you’ll be.”

“You're the man I dreamed of!” cried Jim, bouncing on the bed. “There's not five per cent of fraud in all your carcase.”

“You're the guy I always wanted!” yelled Jim, jumping on the bed. “There’s hardly a bit of dishonesty in your whole being.”

“Just hold on,” said Nares. “There's another point. I heard some talk about a supercargo.”

“Just hold on,” Nares said. “There’s another thing. I heard some talk about a supercargo.”

“That's Mr. Dodd, here, my partner,” said Jim.

"That's Mr. Dodd, my partner," Jim said.

“I don't see it,” returned the captain drily. “One captain's enough for any ship that ever I was aboard.”

“I don't see it,” the captain replied dryly. “One captain is enough for any ship I've ever been on.”

“Now don't you start disappointing me,” said Pinkerton; “for you're talking without thought. I'm not going to give you the run of the books of this firm, am I? I guess not. Well, this is not only a cruise; it's a business operation; and that's in the hands of my partner. You sail that ship, you see to breaking up that wreck and keeping the men upon the jump, and you'll find your hands about full. Only, no mistake about one thing: it has to be done to Mr. Dodd's satisfaction; for it's Mr. Dodd that's paying.”

“Now don’t start letting me down,” Pinkerton said. “You’re speaking without thinking. I’m not going to let you access the company’s books, am I? I don’t think so. This isn’t just a trip; it’s a business operation, and that’s my partner's responsibility. You handle the ship, make sure to break up that wreck and keep the crew busy, and you’ll find you have your hands full. Just remember one thing: it all has to be done to Mr. Dodd's satisfaction because Mr. Dodd is the one footing the bill.”

“I'm accustomed to give satisfaction,” said Mr. Nares, with a dark flush.

“I'm used to providing satisfaction,” said Mr. Nares, with a deep blush.

“And so you will here!” cried Pinkerton. “I understand you. You're prickly to handle, but you're straight all through.”

“And so you will hear!” shouted Pinkerton. “I get you. You're tough to deal with, but you're honest all the way through.”

“The position's got to be understood, though,” returned Nares, perhaps a trifle mollified. “My position, I mean. I'm not going to ship sailing-master; it's enough out of my way already, to set a foot on this mosquito schooner.”

“The situation needs to be clear, though,” Nares replied, maybe a bit calmed down. “I’m talking about my role. I’m not going to be the sailing master; it’s already a hassle for me just to step on this mosquito schooner.”

“Well, I'll tell you,” retorted Jim, with an indescribable twinkle: “you just meet me on the ballast, and we'll make it a barquentine.”

“Well, I'll tell you,” Jim replied, with an indescribable glint in his eye, “you just meet me on the ballast, and we'll turn it into a barquentine.”

Nares laughed a little; tactless Pinkerton had once more gained a victory in tact. “Then there's another point,” resumed the captain, tacitly relinquishing the last. “How about the owners?”

Nares chuckled a bit; clueless Pinkerton had once again won in the game of tact. “Then there's another thing,” the captain continued, quietly giving up on the last topic. “What about the owners?”

“O, you leave that to me; I'm one of Longhurst's crowd, you know,” said Jim, with sudden bristling vanity. “Any man that's good enough for me, is good enough for them.”

“O, you leave that to me; I'm one of Longhurst's crowd, you know,” said Jim, suddenly full of pride. “Any man who's good enough for me is good enough for them.”

“Who are they?” asked Nares.

"Who are they?" Nares asked.

“M'Intyre and Spittal,” said Jim.

“M'Intyre and Spittal,” Jim said.

“O, well, give me a card of yours,” said the captain: “you needn't bother to write; I keep M'Intyre and Spittal in my vest-pocket.”

“O, well, give me one of your cards,” said the captain. “You don’t need to write anything; I keep M'Intyre and Spittal in my pocket.”

Boast for boast; it was always thus with Nares and Pinkerton—the two vainest men of my acquaintance. And having thus reinstated himself in his own opinion, the captain rose, and, with a couple of his stiff nods, departed.

Boast for boast; it’s always been this way with Nares and Pinkerton—the two most self-absorbed guys I know. And having restored his ego, the captain stood up, gave a couple of his stiff nods, and left.

“Jim,” I cried, as the door closed behind him, “I don't like that man.”

“Jim,” I called out as the door shut behind him, “I don't trust that guy.”

“You've just got to, Loudon,” returned Jim. “He's a typical American seaman—brave as a lion, full of resource, and stands high with his owners. He's a man with a record.”

“You just have to, Loudon,” Jim replied. “He's a typical American sailor—brave as a lion, full of resources, and respected by his owners. He has a strong track record.”

“For brutality at sea,” said I.

“For brutality at sea,” I said.

“Say what you like,” exclaimed Pinkerton, “it was a good hour we got him in: I'd trust Mamie's life to him to-morrow.”

“Say what you want,” exclaimed Pinkerton, “it was a good hour we got him in: I’d trust Mamie’s life to him tomorrow.”

“Well, and talking of Mamie?” says I.

“Well, speaking of Mamie?” I said.

Jim paused with his trousers half on. “She's the gallantest little soul God ever made!” he cried. “Loudon, I'd meant to knock you up last night, and I hope you won't take it unfriendly that I didn't. I went in and looked at you asleep; and I saw you were all broken up, and let you be. The news would keep, anyway; and even you, Loudon, couldn't feel it the same way as I did.”

Jim paused with his pants halfway on. “She's the bravest little soul God ever made!” he exclaimed. “Loudon, I meant to wake you up last night, and I hope you won’t take it the wrong way that I didn’t. I went in and saw you sleeping; and I noticed you were all messed up, so I let you be. The news would still be there later; and even you, Loudon, couldn’t feel it the same way I did.”

“What news?” I asked.

"What's the news?" I asked.

“It's this way,” says Jim. “I told her how we stood, and that I backed down from marrying. 'Are you tired of me?' says she: God bless her! Well, I explained the whole thing over again, the chance of smash, your absence unavoidable, the point I made of having you for the best man, and that. 'If you're not tired of me, I think I see one way to manage,' says she. 'Let's get married to-morrow, and Mr. Loudon can be best man before he goes to sea.' That's how she said it, crisp and bright, like one of Dickens's characters. It was no good for me to talk about the smash. 'You'll want me all the more,' she said. Loudon, I only pray I can make it up to her; I prayed for it last night beside your bed, while you lay sleeping—for you, and Mamie and myself; and—I don't know if you quite believe in prayer, I'm a bit Ingersollian myself—but a kind of sweetness came over me, and I couldn't help but think it was an answer. Never was a man so lucky! You and me and Mamie; it's a triple cord, Loudon. If either of you were to die! And she likes you so much, and thinks you so accomplished and distingue-looking, and was just as set as I was to have you for best man. 'Mr. Loudon,' she calls you; seems to me so friendly! And she sat up till three in the morning fixing up a costume for the marriage; it did me good to see her, Loudon, and to see that needle going, going, and to say 'All this hurry, Jim, is just to marry you!' I couldn't believe it; it was so like some blame' fairy story. To think of those old tin-type times about turned my head; I was so unrefined then, and so illiterate, and so lonesome; and here I am in clover, and I'm blamed if I can see what I've done to deserve it.”

“It's like this,” says Jim. “I told her where we stood, and that I had backed down from marrying. 'Are you tired of me?' she asks: God bless her! Well, I explained the whole situation again, the chance of disaster, your unavoidable absence, the point I made about having you as the best man, and all that. 'If you’re not tired of me, I think I see a way to make it work,' she says. 'Let's get married tomorrow, and Mr. Loudon can be best man before he goes to sea.' That’s how she said it, sharp and cheerful, like one of Dickens's characters. It didn’t matter how much I talked about the disaster. 'You’ll need me even more,' she said. Loudon, I just hope I can make it up to her; I prayed for it last night beside your bed, while you were sleeping—for you, and Mamie and me; and—I don't know if you really believe in prayer, I’m a bit skeptical myself—but a kind of sweetness washed over me, and I couldn’t help but think it was an answer. Never was a man so lucky! You and I and Mamie; it’s a strong bond, Loudon. If either of you were to die! And she likes you so much, thinks you’re so accomplished and distinguished-looking, and was just as set as I was to have you as the best man. 'Mr. Loudon,' she calls you; it seems so friendly! And she stayed up until three in the morning putting together an outfit for the wedding; it made me feel good to see her, Loudon, and to watch that needle going, going, and to hear her say 'All this rushing, Jim, is just to marry you!' I couldn’t believe it; it felt like some crazy fairy tale. To think of those old days when I was so rough around the edges, so uneducated, and so lonely; and here I am in a good place, and I swear I can’t figure out what I did to deserve it.”

So he poured forth with innocent volubility the fulness of his heart; and I, from these irregular communications, must pick out, here a little and there a little, the particulars of his new plan. They were to be married, sure enough, that day; the wedding breakfast was to be at Frank's; the evening to be passed in a visit of God-speed aboard the Norah Creina; and then we were to part, Jim and I, he to his married life, I on my sea-enterprise. If ever I cherished an ill-feeling for Miss Mamie, I forgave her now; so brave and kind, so pretty and venturesome, was her decision. The weather frowned overhead with a leaden sky, and San Francisco had never (in all my experience) looked so bleak and gaunt, and shoddy, and crazy, like a city prematurely old; but through all my wanderings and errands to and fro, by the dock side or in the jostling street, among rude sounds and ugly sights, there ran in my mind, like a tiny strain of music, the thought of my friend's happiness.

So he excitedly shared everything on his mind, and I, piecing together his random comments, gathered the details of his new plan. They were definitely getting married that day; the wedding breakfast was at Frank's place; they were going to spend the evening saying goodbye aboard the Norah Creina; and then Jim and I would go our separate ways, him to his married life and me to my sea adventure. If I ever held any resentment towards Miss Mamie, I let it go now; her decision was so brave and kind, so pretty and adventurous. The sky was overcast with a dull gray, and San Francisco had never looked so bleak, shabby, and chaotic to me, like a city that had aged too quickly; but through all my wandering and errands along the dock or in the crowded streets, amidst the loud noises and unpleasant sights, the thought of my friend's happiness played in my mind like a soft melody.

For that was indeed a day of many and incongruous occupations. Breakfast was scarce swallowed before Jim must run to the City Hall and Frank's about the cares of marriage, and I hurry to John Smith's upon the account of stores, and thence, on a visit of certification, to the Norah Creina. Methought she looked smaller than ever, sundry great ships overspiring her from close without. She was already a nightmare of disorder; and the wharf alongside was piled with a world of casks, and cases, and tins, and tools, and coils of rope, and miniature barrels of giant powder, such as it seemed no human ingenuity could stuff on board of her. Johnson was in the waist, in a red shirt and dungaree trousers, his eye kindled with activity. With him I exchanged a word or two; thence stepped aft along the narrow alleyway between the house and the rail, and down the companion to the main cabin, where the captain sat with the commissioner at wine.

For that was definitely a day filled with many and mismatched activities. Breakfast was barely finished before Jim had to rush to City Hall and Frank’s about marriage-related issues, while I hurried to John Smith's concerning supplies, and then off on a verification visit to the Norah Creina. I thought she looked smaller than ever, with various large ships towering over her nearby. She was already a chaotic mess; the wharf next to her was stacked high with barrels, cases, cans, tools, coils of rope, and small barrels of explosive powder, which seemed like no human ingenuity could possibly fit aboard her. Johnson was in the waist, wearing a red shirt and blue work pants, his eyes full of energy. I exchanged a few words with him, then stepped aft along the narrow walkway between the building and the railing, and descended the stairs to the main cabin, where the captain was sitting with the commissioner, enjoying some wine.

I gazed with disaffection at the little box which for many a day I was to call home. On the starboard was a stateroom for the captain; on the port, a pair of frowsy berths, one over the other, and abutting astern upon the side of an unsavoury cupboard. The walls were yellow and damp, the floor black and greasy; there was a prodigious litter of straw, old newspapers, and broken packing-cases; and by way of ornament, only a glass-rack, a thermometer presented “with compliments” of some advertising whiskey-dealer, and a swinging lamp. It was hard to foresee that, before a week was up, I should regard that cabin as cheerful, lightsome, airy, and even spacious.

I looked at the small box that I was going to call home for many days with annoyance. On the right side was a captain's cabin; on the left, there were two messy bunks, one on top of the other, next to a smelly cabinet. The walls were yellow and damp, the floor was black and greasy; there was a huge mess of straw, old newspapers, and broken boxes; and for decoration, there was just a glass rack, a thermometer gifted “with compliments” from some whiskey advertiser, and a hanging lamp. It was hard to imagine that, before a week passed, I would see that cabin as bright, cheerful, airy, and even spacious.

I was presented to the commissioner, and to a young friend of his whom he had brought with him for the purpose (apparently) of smoking cigars; and after we had pledged one another in a glass of California port, a trifle sweet and sticky for a morning beverage, the functionary spread his papers on the table, and the hands were summoned. Down they trooped, accordingly, into the cabin; and stood eyeing the ceiling or the floor, the picture of sheepish embarrassment, and with a common air of wanting to expectorate and not quite daring. In admirable contrast, stood the Chinese cook, easy, dignified, set apart by spotless raiment, the hidalgo of the seas.

I was introduced to the commissioner and a young friend he brought along, apparently for the sake of smoking cigars. After we toasted with a glass of California port, which was a bit sweet and sticky for a morning drink, the official spread his papers on the table, and the crew was called in. They trooped down into the cabin, standing there awkwardly, staring at the ceiling or the floor, looking sheepish and like they wanted to cough but didn’t quite feel comfortable doing so. In striking contrast, the Chinese cook stood there relaxed and dignified, set apart by his spotless attire, the nobleman of the seas.

I daresay you never had occasion to assist at the farce which followed. Our shipping laws in the United States (thanks to the inimitable Dana) are conceived in a spirit of paternal stringency, and proceed throughout on the hypothesis that poor Jack is an imbecile, and the other parties to the contract, rogues and ruffians. A long and wordy paper of precautions, a fo'c's'le bill of rights, must be read separately to each man. I had now the benefit of hearing it five times in brisk succession; and you would suppose I was acquainted with its contents. But the commissioner (worthy man) spends his days in doing little else; and when we bear in mind the parallel case of the irreverent curate, we need not be surprised that he took the passage tempo prestissimo, in one roulade of gabble—that I, with the trained attention of an educated man, could gather but a fraction of its import—and the sailors nothing. No profanity in giving orders, no sheath-knives, Midway Island and any other port the master may direct, not to exceed six calendar months, and to this port to be paid off: so it seemed to run, with surprising verbiage; so ended. And with the end, the commissioner, in each case, fetched a deep breath, resumed his natural voice, and proceeded to business. “Now, my man,” he would say, “you ship A. B. at so many dollars, American gold coin. Sign your name here, if you have one, and can write.” Whereupon, and the name (with infinite hard breathing) being signed, the commissioner would proceed to fill in the man's appearance, height, etc., on the official form. In this task of literary portraiture he seemed to rely wholly upon temperament; for I could not perceive him to cast one glance on any of his models. He was assisted, however, by a running commentary from the captain: “Hair blue and eyes red, nose five foot seven, and stature broken”—jests as old, presumably, as the American marine; and, like the similar pleasantries of the billiard board, perennially relished. The highest note of humour was reached in the case of the Chinese cook, who was shipped under the name of “One Lung,” to the sound of his own protests and the self-approving chuckles of the functionary.

I bet you never got the chance to witness the farce that followed. Our shipping laws in the United States (thanks to the unique Dana) are designed with strict oversight, operating under the assumption that poor Jack is a fool, and the other parties involved are dishonest and thuggish. A long, wordy document of precautions, a "forecastle bill of rights," must be read separately to each person. I had the pleasure of hearing it five times in a row, so you would think I knew its contents. But the commissioner (a decent guy) spends most of his days doing nothing else, and when we consider the similar case of the irreverent curate, it’s no surprise that he gave the passage at lightning speed, so fast that I, with my focused attention, could gather only a fraction of its meaning—and the sailors understood nothing. No profanity in giving orders, no sheath-knives, Midway Island and any other port the captain chooses, not to exceed six months, and pay to be settled at this port: that seemed to be the gist, filled with surprising jargon; and so it concluded. After each reading, the commissioner would take a deep breath, return to his normal voice, and get down to business. “Now, my man,” he would say, “you’re hiring A. B. for so many dollars, in American gold. Sign your name here, if you have one, and can write.” After the name was signed (with considerable effort), the commissioner would proceed to fill in the guy’s appearance, height, etc., on the official form. In this task, he seemed to rely entirely on instinct; I couldn't see him glance at any of his subjects. He was, however, aided by the captain’s constant commentary: “Hair blue and eyes red, nose five foot seven, and stature broken”—jokes as ancient, presumably, as the American navy; and like the similar jests from a pool table, they were always appreciated. The peak of humor was reached with the Chinese cook, who was signed on under the name "One Lung," despite his protests and the amused chuckles of the commissioner.

“Now, captain,” said the latter, when the men were gone, and he had bundled up his papers, “the law requires you to carry a slop-chest and a chest of medicines.”

“Now, captain,” said the latter, after the men had left and he had packed up his papers, “the law requires you to have a supply chest and a medicine chest.”

“I guess I know that,” said Nares.

“I guess I know that,” Nares said.

“I guess you do,” returned the commissioner, and helped himself to port.

“I guess you do,” replied the commissioner, pouring himself a glass of port.

But when he was gone, I appealed to Nares on the same subject, for I was well aware we carried none of these provisions.

But when he left, I reached out to Nares about the same issue, because I knew for sure that we didn’t have any of these supplies.

“Well,” drawled Nares, “there's sixty pounds of niggerhead on the quay, isn't there? and twenty pounds of salts; and I never travel without some painkiller in my gripsack.”

“Well,” drawled Nares, “there's sixty pounds of niggerhead on the dock, right? And twenty pounds of salts; and I never travel without some painkiller in my bag.”

As a matter of fact, we were richer. The captain had the usual sailor's provision of quack medicines, with which, in the usual sailor fashion, he would daily drug himself, displaying an extreme inconstancy, and flitting from Kennedy's Red Discovery to Kennedy's White, and from Hood's Sarsaparilla to Mother Seigel's Syrup. And there were, besides, some mildewed and half-empty bottles, the labels obliterated, over which Nares would sometimes sniff and speculate. “Seems to smell like diarrhoea stuff,” he would remark. “I wish't I knew, and I would try it.” But the slop-chest was indeed represented by the plugs of niggerhead, and nothing else. Thus paternal laws are made, thus they are evaded; and the schooner put to sea, like plenty of her neighbours, liable to a fine of six hundred dollars.

In fact, we were better off. The captain had the typical sailor's stash of questionable medicines, which he would daily take in true sailor style, showing extreme inconsistency as he switched between Kennedy's Red Discovery and Kennedy's White, and from Hood's Sarsaparilla to Mother Seigel's Syrup. Besides those, there were some moldy and half-empty bottles with unreadable labels that Nares would sometimes sniff and ponder over. “That smells like diarrhea medicine,” he'd say. “I wish I knew what it was; I'd try it.” But the supply chest really just contained the plugs of niggerhead, and nothing more. This is how paternal laws are created and how they are sidestepped; and the schooner set sail, like many of her neighbors, facing a potential fine of six hundred dollars.

This characteristic scene, which has delayed me overlong, was but a moment in that day of exercise and agitation. To fit out a schooner for sea, and improvise a marriage between dawn and dusk, involves heroic effort. All day Jim and I ran, and tramped, and laughed, and came near crying, and fell in sudden anxious consultations, and were sped (with a prepared sarcasm on our lips) to some fallacious milliner, and made dashes to the schooner and John Smith's, and at every second corner were reminded (by our own huge posters) of our desperate estate. Between whiles, I had found the time to hover at some half-a-dozen jewellers' windows; and my present, thus intemperately chosen, was graciously accepted. I believe, indeed, that was the last (though not the least) of my concerns, before the old minister, shabby and benign, was routed from his house and led to the office like a performing poodle; and there, in the growing dusk, under the cold glitter of Thirteen Star, two hundred strong, and beside the garish glories of the agricultural engine, Mamie and Jim were made one. The scene was incongruous, but the business pretty, whimsical, and affecting: the typewriters with such kindly faces and fine posies, Mamie so demure, and Jim—how shall I describe that poor, transfigured Jim? He began by taking the minister aside to the far end of the office. I knew not what he said, but I have reason to believe he was protesting his unfitness; for he wept as he said it: and the old minister, himself genuinely moved, was heard to console and encourage him, and at one time to use this expression: “I assure you, Mr. Pinkerton, there are not many who can say so much”—from which I gathered that my friend had tempered his self-accusations with at least one legitimate boast. From this ghostly counselling, Jim turned to me; and though he never got beyond the explosive utterance of my name and one fierce handgrip, communicated some of his own emotion, like a charge of electricity, to his best man. We stood up to the ceremony at last, in a general and kindly discomposure. Jim was all abroad; and the divine himself betrayed his sympathy in voice and demeanour, and concluded with a fatherly allocution, in which he congratulated Mamie (calling her “my dear”) upon the fortune of an excellent husband, and protested he had rarely married a more interesting couple. At this stage, like a glory descending, there was handed in, ex machina, the card of Douglas B. Longhurst, with congratulations and four dozen Perrier-Jouet. A bottle was opened; and the minister pledged the bride, and the bridesmaids simpered and tasted, and I made a speech with airy bacchanalianism, glass in hand. But poor Jim must leave the wine untasted. “Don't touch it,” I had found the opportunity to whisper; “in your state it will make you as drunk as a fiddler.” And Jim had wrung my hand with a “God bless you, Loudon!—saved me again!”

This vivid scene, which has held me up for too long, was just a moment in that day full of activity and tension. Preparing a schooner for the sea and creating a blend of morning and evening takes a lot of effort. All day, Jim and I ran around, hiked, laughed, almost cried, engaged in sudden panicked discussions, were sent (with sarcastic comments ready) to some misleading milliner, dashed to the schooner and John Smith's, and at every corner were reminded (by our own large posters) of our desperate situation. In between, I found time to linger at some half-a-dozen jewelers' windows; and my impulsively chosen gift was graciously accepted. I believe that was actually the last (though not the least) of my worries before the old minister, shabby but kind, was pulled from his home and led to the office like a performing dog; and there, in the deepening twilight, under the chilly light of Thirteen Star, two hundred strong, and beside the bright glories of the agricultural machine, Mamie and Jim were united. The scene was mismatched, but the ceremony was lovely, whimsical, and emotional: the typewriters had such friendly faces and pretty flowers, Mamie looked so modest, and Jim—how can I describe that poor, transformed Jim? He started by taking the minister aside to the far corner of the office. I didn’t know what he said, but I believe he was arguing about his unworthiness; he cried as he spoke: and the old minister, genuinely moved, was heard to console and encourage him, and at one point he said, “I assure you, Mr. Pinkerton, not many can say so much”—from which I gathered that my friend had softened his self-criticisms with at least one genuine point of pride. After this ghostly advice, Jim turned to me; and although he could only manage to explosively say my name and give one tight handshake, he shared some of his feelings with me, like a jolt of electricity, as his best man. We finally stood up for the ceremony, feeling a little awkward yet supportive. Jim was quite scattered; and the minister himself showed his sympathy in his voice and manner, concluding with a fatherly speech where he congratulated Mamie (calling her “my dear”) on having a wonderful husband and declared he rarely married a more interesting couple. At that moment, like a gift from above, Douglas B. Longhurst's card came in, with congratulations and four dozen bottles of Perrier-Jouet. A bottle was opened; the minister toasted the bride, the bridesmaids giggled and took sips, and I made a speech with a carefree spirit, glass in hand. But poor Jim had to leave the wine untouched. “Don't drink it,” I found a moment to whisper; “in your state it will make you feel as drunk as a fiddler.” And Jim squeezed my hand, saying, “God bless you, Loudon!—you saved me again!”

Hard following upon this, the supper passed off at Frank's with somewhat tremulous gaiety. And thence, with one half of the Perrier-Jouet—I would accept no more—we voyaged in a hack to the Norah Creina.

Hard on the heels of this, dinner at Frank's went by with a bit of shaky cheerfulness. From there, with just half of the Perrier-Jouet—I wouldn't take any more—we took a cab to the Norah Creina.

“What a dear little ship!” cried Mamie, as our miniature craft was pointed out to her. And then, on second thought, she turned to the best man. “And how brave you must be, Mr. Dodd,” she cried, “to go in that tiny thing so far upon the ocean!” And I perceived I had risen in the lady's estimation.

“What a cute little ship!” exclaimed Mamie when she saw our small boat. Then, after thinking for a moment, she turned to the best man. “And you must be so brave, Mr. Dodd,” she said, “to take that little thing so far out on the ocean!” I realized that I had gained her respect.

The dear little ship presented a horrid picture of confusion, and its occupants of weariness and ill-humour. From the cabin the cook was storing tins into the lazarette, and the four hands, sweaty and sullen, were passing them from one to another from the waist. Johnson was three parts asleep over the table; and in his bunk, in his own cabin, the captain sourly chewed and puffed at a cigar.

The little ship looked like a complete mess, with its occupants showing signs of exhaustion and irritability. From the cabin, the cook was putting away cans in the lazarette, while the four crew members, sweaty and grumpy, were passing them back and forth from the waist. Johnson was mostly asleep at the table, and in his bunk, the captain was sourly chewing on and puffing a cigar.

“See here,” he said, rising; “you'll be sorry you came. We can't stop work if we're to get away to-morrow. A ship getting ready for sea is no place for people, anyway. You'll only interrupt my men.”

“Look,” he said, standing up, “you’re going to regret coming here. We can’t stop working if we want to leave tomorrow. A ship getting ready to set sail is not a place for people, anyway. You’ll just distract my crew.”

I was on the point of answering something tart; but Jim, who was acquainted with the breed, as he was with most things that had a bearing on affairs, made haste to pour in oil.

I was about to respond with something sharp, but Jim, who understood the type well and was familiar with most things related to business, quickly stepped in to smooth things over.

“Captain,” he said, “I know we're a nuisance here, and that you've had a rough time. But all we want is that you should drink one glass of wine with us, Perrier-Jouet, from Longhurst, on the occasion of my marriage, and Loudon's—Mr. Dodd's—departure.”

“Captain,” he said, “I know we're a hassle right now, and that you’ve had a tough time. But all we want is for you to join us for a glass of wine, Perrier-Jouet from Longhurst, to celebrate my wedding and Mr. Dodd's departure.”

“Well, it's your lookout,” said Nares. “I don't mind half an hour. Spell, O!” he added to the men; “go and kick your heels for half an hour, and then you can turn to again a trifle livelier. Johnson, see if you can't wipe off a chair for the lady.”

“Well, that's up to you,” said Nares. “I don’t mind waiting for half an hour. Take a break, guys!” he added to the men; “go and stretch your legs for half an hour, and then you can get back to it a bit more refreshed. Johnson, can you clean off a chair for the lady?”

His tone was no more gracious than his language; but when Mamie had turned upon him the soft fire of her eyes, and informed him that he was the first sea-captain she had ever met, “except captains of steamers, of course”—she so qualified the statement—and had expressed a lively sense of his courage, and perhaps implied (for I suppose the arts of ladies are the same as those of men) a modest consciousness of his good looks, our bear began insensibly to soften; and it was already part as an apology, though still with unaffected heat of temper, that he volunteered some sketch of his annoyances.

His tone was as harsh as his words; but when Mamie looked at him with the warm spark in her eyes and told him he was the first sea captain she had ever met, “except for captains of steamers, of course”—she had to clarify that—and expressed a genuine appreciation for his bravery, and maybe hinted (since I think ladies’ tactics are similar to those of men) at a slight awareness of his looks, our bear started to relax a bit; and it was almost like an apology, though still with genuine intensity, that he began to share some of his frustrations.

“A pretty mess we've had!” said he. “Half the stores were wrong; I'll wring John Smith's neck for him some of these days. Then two newspaper beasts came down, and tried to raise copy out of me, till I threatened them with the first thing handy; and then some kind of missionary bug, wanting to work his passage to Raiatea or somewhere. I told him I would take him off the wharf with the butt end of my boot, and he went away cursing. This vessel's been depreciated by the look of him.”

“A real mess we’ve had!” he said. “Half the stores were wrong; I’m gonna wring John Smith's neck for this some day. Then two newspaper guys came down, trying to get a story out of me until I threatened them with the nearest thing I could find; and then some kind of missionary guy, wanting to hitch a ride to Raiatea or somewhere. I told him I’d kick him off the wharf with the back of my boot, and he left cursing. This ship's been dragged down by the look of him.”

While the captain spoke, with his strange, humorous, arrogant abruptness, I observed Jim to be sizing him up, like a thing at once quaint and familiar, and with a scrutiny that was both curious and knowing.

While the captain spoke, with his odd, funny, and cocky bluntness, I noticed Jim was weighing him up, like something that felt both unusual and familiar, with a look that was both inquisitive and understanding.

“One word, dear boy,” he said, turning suddenly to me. And when he had drawn me on deck, “That man,” says he, “will carry sail till your hair grows white; but never you let on, never breathe a word. I know his line: he'll die before he'll take advice; and if you get his back up, he'll run you right under. I don't often jam in my advice, Loudon; and when I do, it means I'm thoroughly posted.”

“One word, kid,” he said, suddenly turning to me. And when he pulled me onto the deck, “That guy,” he says, “will keep going until your hair turns gray; but you can’t let on, never say a word. I know how he is: he’d rather die than take advice; and if you upset him, he’ll take you down with him. I don't usually force my advice on people, Loudon; and when I do, it means I really know what I’m talking about.”

The little party in the cabin, so disastrously begun, finished, under the mellowing influence of wine and woman, in excellent feeling and with some hilarity. Mamie, in a plush Gainsborough hat and a gown of wine-coloured silk, sat, an apparent queen, among her rude surroundings and companions. The dusky litter of the cabin set off her radiant trimness: tarry Johnson was a foil to her fair beauty; she glowed in that poor place, fair as a star; until even I, who was not usually of her admirers, caught a spark of admiration; and even the captain, who was in no courtly humour, proposed that the scene should be commemorated by my pencil. It was the last act of the evening. Hurriedly as I went about my task, the half-hour had lengthened out to more than three before it was completed: Mamie in full value, the rest of the party figuring in outline only, and the artist himself introduced in a back view, which was pronounced a likeness. But it was to Mamie that I devoted the best of my attention; and it was with her I made my chief success.

The small gathering in the cabin, which had started so badly, ended up, thanks to the relaxing effect of wine and company, in great spirits and some laughter. Mamie, wearing a plush Gainsborough hat and a wine-coloured silk dress, appeared like a queen among her rough surroundings and companions. The messy cabin made her look even more radiant: tarry Johnson contrasted sharply with her beauty; she shone in that poor place, bright as a star; until even I, who wasn't usually one of her fans, felt a spark of admiration; and even the captain, who wasn’t in a joking mood, suggested that the moment should be captured by my drawing. It was the final act of the night. Although I worked quickly, what should have taken half an hour stretched to over three before it was done: Mamie in full detail, the rest of the group sketched only in outline, and I depicted from the back, which everyone said looked like me. But I focused most on Mamie; she was where I found my biggest success.

“O!” she cried, “am I really like that? No wonder Jim ...” She paused. “Why it's just as lovely as he's good!” she cried: an epigram which was appreciated, and repeated as we made our salutations, and called out after the retreating couple as they passed away under the lamplight on the wharf.

“O!” she exclaimed, “am I really like that? No wonder Jim ...” She paused. “Well, it's just as beautiful as he's good!” she said: a clever remark that was appreciated and repeated as we exchanged greetings and called out after the couple as they walked away under the lamplight on the wharf.

Thus it was that our farewells were smuggled through under an ambuscade of laughter, and the parting over ere I knew it was begun. The figures vanished, the steps died away along the silent city front; on board, the men had returned to their labours, the captain to his solitary cigar; and after that long and complex day of business and emotion, I was at last alone and free. It was, perhaps, chiefly fatigue that made my heart so heavy. I leaned at least upon the house, and stared at the foggy heaven, or over the rail at the wavering reflection of the lamps, like a man that was quite done with hope and would have welcomed the asylum of the grave. And all at once, as I thus stood, the City of Pekin flashed into my mind, racing her thirteen knots for Honolulu, with the hated Trent—perhaps with the mysterious Goddedaal—on board; and with the thought, the blood leaped and careered through all my body. It seemed no chase at all; it seemed we had no chance, as we lay there bound to iron pillars, and fooling away the precious moments over tins of beans. “Let them get there first!” I thought. “Let them! We can't be long behind.” And from that moment, I date myself a man of a rounded experience: nothing had lacked but this, that I should entertain and welcome the grim thought of bloodshed.

So it was that our goodbyes were sneaked in under a cover of laughter, and the departure was over before I even realized it began. The figures disappeared, the footsteps faded away along the quiet city front; on board, the men returned to their tasks, the captain to his lonely cigar; and after that long and complicated day of business and emotions, I was finally alone and free. It was probably mainly fatigue that made my heart feel so heavy. I leaned against the house and stared at the foggy sky or over the rail at the flickering reflection of the lamps, like someone who was completely done with hope and would have welcomed the escape of death. Suddenly, as I stood there, the City of Pekin flashed into my mind, racing at thirteen knots towards Honolulu, with the despised Trent—maybe with the mysterious Goddedaal—on board; and with that thought, my blood surged and raced through my body. It felt like no chase at all; it seemed we had no chance as we lay there tied to iron pillars, wasting precious moments over cans of beans. “Let them get there first!” I thought. “Let them! We can't be far behind.” And from that moment, I consider myself a person with a complete experience: the only thing missing was that I should confront and accept the grim idea of bloodshed.

It was long before the toil remitted in the cabin, and it was worth my while to get to bed; long after that, before sleep favoured me; and scarce a moment later (or so it seemed) when I was recalled to consciousness by bawling men and the jar of straining hawsers.

It took a while before the work quieted down in the cabin, and it was worth my time to go to bed; it was a long time after that before sleep finally came to me; and hardly a moment later (or so it felt) when I was jolted awake by shouting men and the noise of straining ropes.

The schooner was cast off before I got on deck. In the misty obscurity of the first dawn, I saw the tug heading us with glowing fires and blowing smoke, and heard her beat the roughened waters of the bay. Beside us, on her flock of hills, the lighted city towered up and stood swollen in the raw fog. It was strange to see her burn on thus wastefully, with half-quenched luminaries, when the dawn was already grown strong enough to show me, and to suffer me to recognise, a solitary figure standing by the piles.

The schooner set off before I made it on deck. In the misty light of early dawn, I saw the tug guiding us with its bright flames and billowing smoke, and heard it cut through the choppy waters of the bay. Next to us, the illuminated city rose up from its hills, appearing large and heavy in the thick fog. It was odd to see it glowing wastefully, with dim lights, when the dawn was already bright enough for me to see and recognize a solitary figure standing by the docks.

Or was it really the eye, and not rather the heart, that identified that shadow in the dusk, among the shoreside lamps? I know not. It was Jim, at least; Jim, come for a last look; and we had but time to wave a valedictory gesture and exchange a wordless cry. This was our second parting, and our capacities were now reversed. It was mine to play the Argonaut, to speed affairs, to plan and to accomplish—if need were, at the price of life; it was his to sit at home, to study the calendar, and to wait. I knew besides another thing that gave me joy. I knew that my friend had succeeded in my education; that the romance of business, if our fantastic purchase merited the name, had at last stirred my dilletante nature; and, as we swept under cloudy Tamalpais and through the roaring narrows of the bay, the Yankee blood sang in my veins with suspense and exultation.

Or was it really my eyes, and not my heart, that recognized that shadow in the dusk, among the shore lights? I’m not sure. It was Jim, at least; Jim, here for one last look; and we had just enough time to wave goodbye and share a silent shout. This was our second farewell, and our roles were now switched. It was my turn to be the adventurer, to push things forward, to plan and achieve—if necessary, even at the cost of my life; it was his to stay at home, check the calendar, and wait. I also knew another thing that brought me happiness. I knew that my friend had succeeded in teaching me; that the excitement of business, if our wild purchase deserved that title, had finally ignited my casual approach to life; and as we passed under the cloudy Tamalpais and through the roaring bay, the American blood surged in my veins with excitement and joy.

Outside the heads, as if to meet my desire, we found it blowing fresh from the northeast. No time had been lost. The sun was not yet up before the tug cast off the hawser, gave us a salute of three whistles, and turned homeward toward the coast, which now began to gleam along its margin with the earliest rays of day. There was no other ship in view when the Norah Creina, lying over under all plain sail, began her long and lonely voyage to the wreck.

Outside the heads, almost as if it wanted to fulfill my wish, we discovered a fresh breeze coming in from the northeast. We didn't waste any time. The sun hadn't risen yet when the tug released the line, gave us a farewell with three whistles, and headed back toward the coast, which was starting to shimmer at the edges with the first light of day. There were no other ships in sight when the Norah Creina, fully rigged with all sails up, began her long and solitary journey to the wreck.





CHAPTER XII. THE “NORAH CREINA.”

I love to recall the glad monotony of a Pacific voyage, when the trades are not stinted, and the ship, day after day, goes free. The mountain scenery of trade-wind clouds, watched (and in my case painted) under every vicissitude of light—blotting stars, withering in the moon's glory, barring the scarlet eve, lying across the dawn collapsed into the unfeatured morning bank, or at noon raising their snowy summits between the blue roof of heaven and the blue floor of sea; the small, busy, and deliberate world of the schooner, with its unfamiliar scenes, the spearing of dolphin from the bowsprit end, the holy war on sharks, the cook making bread on the main hatch; reefing down before a violent squall, with the men hanging out on the foot-ropes; the squall itself, the catch at the heart, the opened sluices of the sky; and the relief, the renewed loveliness of life, when all is over, the sun forth again, and our out-fought enemy only a blot upon the leeward sea. I love to recall, and would that I could reproduce that life, the unforgettable, the unrememberable. The memory, which shows so wise a backwardness in registering pain, is besides an imperfect recorder of extended pleasures; and a long-continued well-being escapes (as it were, by its mass) our petty methods of commemoration. On a part of our life's map there lies a roseate, undecipherable haze, and that is all.

I love to think back to the joyful routine of a Pacific voyage, when the trade winds blow steadily, and the ship sails freely day after day. The stunning mountain scenery of trade-wind clouds—observed (and in my case, painted) under every shift in light—washing out stars, fading in the moonlight, shading the vibrant sunsets, stretching across the dawn into the featureless morning fog, or at noon displaying their snowy peaks between the blue sky and the blue sea; the small, lively, and intentional atmosphere of the schooner, with its unfamiliar sights, spearing dolphins from the bowsprit, the ongoing battle with sharks, the cook baking bread on the main hatch; taking in the sails before a fierce squall, with the crew hanging on the ropes; the squall itself, the quickening of the heart, the opened floodgates of the sky; and the relief, the renewed beauty of life when it’s all over, the sun shining again, and our vanquished foe just a shadow on the downwind sea. I love to remember and wish I could recreate that life, the unforgettable, the beyond-memorable. Memory, which shows such cleverness in dulling pain, also imperfectly records lasting pleasures; and a lengthy period of happiness seems to slip away, as if overwhelmed by its own magnitude, from our feeble attempts at remembrance. On a part of our life's map, there lies a rosy, indecipherable haze, and that is all.

Of one thing, if I am at all to trust my own annals, I was delightedly conscious. Day after day, in the sun-gilded cabin, the whiskey-dealer's thermometer stood at 84. Day after day, the air had the same indescribable liveliness and sweetness, soft and nimble, and cool as the cheek of health. Day after day the sun flamed; night after night the moon beaconed, or the stars paraded their lustrous regiment. I was aware of a spiritual change, or, perhaps, rather a molecular reconstitution. My bones were sweeter to me. I had come home to my own climate, and looked back with pity on those damp and wintry zones, miscalled the temperate.

Of one thing, if I can trust my own memories, I was truly happy. Day after day, in the sunlit cabin, the whiskey dealer's thermometer showed 84. Day after day, the air had the same indescribable liveliness and sweetness, soft and light, and cool like a healthy cheek. Day after day the sun blazed; night after night the moon shone, or the stars displayed their beautiful array. I felt a spiritual change, or maybe a deeper transformation within me. My bones felt lighter. I had returned to my own climate and looked back with sympathy on those damp and cold places mistakenly called temperate.

“Two years of this, and comfortable quarters to live in, kind of shake the grit out of a man,” the captain remarked; “can't make out to be happy anywhere else. A townie of mine was lost down this way, in a coalship that took fire at sea. He struck the beach somewhere in the Navigators; and he wrote to me that when he left the place, it would be feet first. He's well off, too, and his father owns some coasting craft Down East; but Billy prefers the beach, and hot rolls off the bread-fruit trees.”

“Two years of this, plus having a comfortable place to live, kind of makes a man soft,” the captain said. “I can't seem to be happy anywhere else. A buddy of mine got lost around here on a coal ship that caught fire at sea. He ended up on a beach somewhere in the Navigators; and he wrote to me that when he leaves the place, it’ll be feet first. He’s doing well, too, and his dad owns some coastal boats up East, but Billy prefers the beach and fresh rolls from the bread-fruit trees.”

A voice told me I was on the same track as Billy. But when was this? Our outward track in the Norah Creina lay well to the northward; and perhaps it is but the impression of a few pet days which I have unconsciously spread longer, or perhaps the feeling grew upon me later, in the run to Honolulu. One thing I am sure: it was before I had ever seen an island worthy of the name that I must date my loyalty to the South Seas. The blank sea itself grew desirable under such skies; and wherever the trade-wind blows, I know no better country than a schooner's deck.

A voice told me I was on the same path as Billy. But when was that? Our outward course on the Norah Creina was definitely to the north, and maybe it’s just the memory of a few good days that I have unintentionally stretched out, or maybe that feeling came to me later, on the way to Honolulu. One thing I'm sure of: it was before I had ever seen an island that truly deserved the name that I can trace my loyalty to the South Seas. The empty ocean itself became appealing under those skies; and wherever the trade winds blow, I don’t know a better place than the deck of a schooner.

But for the tugging anxiety as to the journey's end, the journey itself must thus have counted for the best of holidays. My physical well-being was over-proof; effects of sea and sky kept me for ever busy with my pencil; and I had no lack of intellectual exercise of a different order in the study of my inconsistent friend, the captain. I call him friend, here on the threshold; but that is to look well ahead. At first, I was too much horrified by what I considered his barbarities, too much puzzled by his shifting humours, and too frequently annoyed by his small vanities, to regard him otherwise than as the cross of my existence. It was only by degrees, in his rare hours of pleasantness, when he forgot (and made me forget) the weaknesses to which he was so prone, that he won me to a kind of unconsenting fondness. Lastly, the faults were all embraced in a more generous view: I saw them in their place, like discords in a musical progression; and accepted them and found them picturesque, as we accept and admire, in the habitable face of nature, the smoky head of the volcano or the pernicious thicket of the swamp.

But aside from the nagging anxiety about where the journey would end, the journey itself must have been the best holiday ever. I felt great physically; the effects of the sea and sky kept me constantly busy with my pencil, and I had no shortage of mental challenges from studying my inconsistent friend, the captain. I call him a friend here as I stand at the beginning, but that's looking too far ahead. At first, I was horrified by what I considered his barbarities, confused by his changing moods, and often annoyed by his little vanities, which made me see him as the burden of my life. It was only gradually, during his rare moments of cheerfulness, when he forgot (and made me forget) the weaknesses he was so prone to, that I grew to feel a kind of unacknowledged fondness for him. Ultimately, I saw his faults from a broader perspective: I noticed them as dissonances in a musical piece and accepted them, finding them intriguing, just as we accept and appreciate, in the livable face of nature, the smoky top of a volcano or the hazardous thicket of a swamp.

He was come of good people Down East, and had the beginnings of a thorough education. His temper had been ungovernable from the first; and it is likely the defect was inherited, and the blame of the rupture not entirely his. He ran away at least to sea; suffered horrible maltreatment, which seemed to have rather hardened than enlightened him; ran away again to shore in a South American port; proved his capacity and made money, although still a child; fell among thieves and was robbed; worked back a passage to the States, and knocked one morning at the door of an old lady whose orchard he had often robbed. The introduction appears insufficient; but Nares knew what he was doing. The sight of her old neighbourly depredator shivering at the door in tatters, the very oddity of his appeal, touched a soft spot in the spinster's heart. “I always had a fancy for the old lady,” Nares said, “even when she used to stampede me out of the orchard, and shake her thimble and her old curls at me out of the window as I was going by; I always thought she was a kind of pleasant old girl. Well, when she came to the door that morning, I told her so, and that I was stone-broke; and she took me right in, and fetched out the pie.” She clothed him, taught him, and had him to sea again in better shape, welcomed him to her hearth on his return from every cruise, and when she died bequeathed him her possessions. “She was a good old girl,” he would say. “I tell you, Mr. Dodd, it was a queer thing to see me and the old lady talking a pasear in the garden, and the old man scowling at us over the pickets. She lived right next door to the old man, and I guess that's just what took me there. I wanted him to know that I was badly beat, you see, and would rather go to the devil than to him. What made the dig harder, he had quarrelled with the old lady about me and the orchard: I guess that made him rage. Yes, I was a beast when I was young. But I was always pretty good to the old lady.” Since then he had prospered, not uneventfully, in his profession; the old lady's money had fallen in during the voyage of the Gleaner, and he was now, as soon as the smoke of that engagement cleared away, secure of his ship. I suppose he was about thirty: a powerful, active man, with a blue eye, a thick head of hair, about the colour of oakum and growing low over the brow; clean-shaved and lean about the jaw; a good singer; a good performer on that sea-instrument, the accordion; a quick observer, a close reasoner; when he pleased, of a really elegant address; and when he chose, the greatest brute upon the seas.

He came from a good family from the East and had the start of a solid education. His temper had been uncontrollable from the beginning; it was likely that this flaw was inherited, and the fault of the fallout wasn’t entirely his. He ran away to sea, endured terrible mistreatment, which seemed to harden him more than enlighten him; he ran away again to shore at a South American port; proved his skills and made money, even though he was still just a kid; fell in with thieves and got robbed; worked his way back to the States and knocked on the door of an elderly woman whose orchard he had frequently raided. The introduction might seem lacking; but Nares knew what he was doing. Seeing his old neighbor, the one who used to chase him out of the orchard, shivering at the door in rags, and the oddity of his request touched a soft spot in the spinster's heart. “I always kind of liked the old lady,” Nares said, “even when she used to chase me out of the orchard and shake her thimble and her old curls at me from the window as I passed by; I always thought she was a nice old woman. Well, when she answered the door that morning, I told her that, and that I was completely broke; and she took me right in and brought out the pie.” She clothed him, educated him, got him back to sea in better shape, welcomed him to her home when he returned from every voyage, and when she died, left him her belongings. “She was a good old woman,” he would say. “I tell you, Mr. Dodd, it was a strange sight to see me and the old lady walking in the garden, with the old man glaring at us over the fence. She lived right next to him, and I guess that’s what drew me there. I wanted him to know that I was badly beaten, you see, and would rather go to hell than to him. What made it worse was that he had argued with the old lady about me and the orchard: I think that made him furious. Yes, I was a jerk when I was young. But I was always good to the old lady.” Since then, he had thrived, not without its ups and downs, in his career; the old lady’s money had come through during the voyage of the Gleaner, and he was now, as soon as the dust of that engagement settled, secure in his ship. I suppose he was about thirty: a strong, active man, with blue eyes, a thick head of hair, about the color of worn rope and growing low on his forehead; clean-shaven with a lean jaw; a good singer; a talented player on the accordion, that sea instrument; a keen observer, a sharp thinker; when he wanted to, he could be really charming; and when he chose, he was the biggest brute on the seas.

His usage of the men, his hazing, his bullying, his perpetual fault-finding for no cause, his perpetual and brutal sarcasm, might have raised a mutiny in a slave galley. Suppose the steersman's eye to have wandered: “You ——, ——, little, mutton-faced Dutchman,” Nares would bawl; “you want a booting to keep you on your course! I know a little city-front slush when I see one. Just you glue your eye to that compass, or I'll show you round the vessel at the butt-end of my boot.” Or suppose a hand to linger aft, whither he had perhaps been summoned not a minute before. “Mr. Daniells, will you oblige me by stepping clear of that main-sheet?” the captain might begin, with truculent courtesy. “Thank you. And perhaps you'll be so kind as to tell me what the hell you're doing on my quarter-deck? I want no dirt of your sort here. Is there nothing for you to do? Where's the mate? Don't you set ME to find work for you, or I'll find you some that will keep you on your back a fortnight.” Such allocutions, conceived with a perfect knowledge of his audience, so that every insult carried home, were delivered with a mien so menacing, and an eye so fiercely cruel, that his unhappy subordinates shrank and quailed. Too often violence followed; too often I have heard and seen and boiled at the cowardly aggression; and the victim, his hands bound by law, has risen again from deck and crawled forward stupefied—I know not what passion of revenge in his wronged heart.

His treatment of the crew, his harassment, his bullying, his constant criticism for no reason, and his relentless and brutal sarcasm could have sparked a revolt in a slave ship. Imagine if the steersman's focus shifted: “You clueless, worthless little Dutchman,” Nares would shout; “you need a kick to keep you on track! I can spot a lazy good-for-nothing from a distance. Just keep your eye on that compass, or I’ll show you around the ship with my boot up your backside.” Or if someone lingered at the back, perhaps having been called there only moments before. “Mr. Daniells, can you please step away from that main-sheet?” the captain might start, with a facade of politeness. “Thanks. And can you kindly explain what the hell you’re doing on my quarter-deck? I don’t want your kind of filth here. Don’t you have anything to do? Where’s the mate? Don’t put me in a position to find work for you, or I’ll come up with some that’ll leave you flat on your back for two weeks.” Such speeches, crafted with a complete understanding of his audience, ensured that every insult hit home, were delivered with an intimidating demeanor and a fiercely cruel gaze, causing his unfortunate subordinates to shrink and cower. Too often, violence ensued; too often I have witnessed and fumed at the cowardly aggression; and the victim, his hands tied by regulations, would rise from the deck and crawl forward, dazed—I can only imagine the desire for revenge burning in his wronged heart.

It seems strange I should have grown to like this tyrant. It may even seem strange that I should have stood by and suffered his excesses to proceed. But I was not quite such a chicken as to interfere in public; for I would rather have a man or two mishandled than one half of us butchered in a mutiny and the rest suffer on the gallows. And in private, I was unceasing in my protests.

It seems odd that I’ve come to like this dictator. It might even seem unusual that I just stood by and let his abuses continue. But I wasn’t exactly brave enough to step in publicly; I’d rather see a few people mistreated than have half of us killed in a rebellion while the rest are hanged. In private, though, I kept protesting without pause.

“Captain,” I once said to him, appealing to his patriotism, which was of a hardy quality, “this is no way to treat American seamen. You don't call it American to treat men like dogs?”

“Captain,” I once said to him, appealing to his strong sense of patriotism, “this isn’t how you treat American sailors. Is it really American to treat men like dogs?”

“Americans?” he said grimly. “Do you call these Dutchmen and Scattermouches [1] Americans? I've been fourteen years to sea, all but one trip under American colours, and I've never laid eye on an American foremast hand. There used to be such things in the old days, when thirty-five dollars were the wages out of Boston; and then you could see ships handled and run the way they want to be. But that's all past and gone; and nowadays the only thing that flies in an American ship is a belaying-pin. You don't know; you haven't a guess. How would you like to go on deck for your middle watch, fourteen months on end, with all your duty to do and every one's life depending on you, and expect to get a knife ripped into you as you come out of your stateroom, or be sand-bagged as you pass the boat, or get tripped into the hold, if the hatches are off in fine weather? That kind of shakes the starch out of the brotherly love and New Jerusalem business. You go through the mill, and you'll have a bigger grudge against every old shellback that dirties his plate in the three oceans, than the Bank of California could settle up. No; it has an ugly look to it, but the only way to run a ship is to make yourself a terror.”

“Americans?” he said grimly. “Do you really think these Dutchmen and Scattermouches [1] are Americans? I've spent fourteen years at sea, almost every trip under American colors, and I’ve never seen an American deckhand. There used to be guys like that back in the day when wages out of Boston were thirty-five dollars; then you could see ships handled and run the way they should be. But that’s all in the past; these days, the only thing that flies on an American ship is a belaying-pin. You wouldn't understand; you have no idea. How would you feel going on deck for your middle watch, month after month, with all your responsibilities and everyone’s lives depending on you, and expecting to get stabbed as you come out of your cabin, or knocked out as you pass the boat, or tripped into the hold if the hatches are off on a nice day? That kind of thing really takes the shine off the brotherly love and New Jerusalem stuff. Once you've been through it, you'll have a bigger grudge against every old sea dog who dirties his plate in the three oceans than the Bank of California could ever settle up. No; it looks bad, but the only way to run a ship is to make yourself a fearsome presence.”

     [1] In sea-lingo (Pacific) DUTCHMAN includes all Teutons and folk from the basin of the Baltic; SCATTERMOUCH, all Latins and Levantines.

[1] In nautical terms (Pacific), DUTCHMAN refers to all Germans and people from the Baltic region; SCATTERMOUCH includes all Latins and people from the Levant.

“Come, Captain,” said I, “there are degrees in everything. You know American ships have a bad name; you know perfectly well if it wasn't for the high wage and the good food, there's not a man would ship in one if he could help; and even as it is, some prefer a British ship, beastly food and all.”

“Come on, Captain,” I said, “there are levels to everything. You know American ships have a lousy reputation; you know full well that if it weren't for the high pay and decent food, nobody would choose to work on one if they had a choice; and even so, some would rather be on a British ship, terrible food and all.”

“O, the lime-juicers?” said he. “There's plenty booting in lime-juicers, I guess; though I don't deny but what some of them are soft.” And with that he smiled like a man recalling something. “Look here, that brings a yarn in my head,” he resumed; “and for the sake of the joke, I'll give myself away. It was in 1874, I shipped mate in the British ship Maria, from 'Frisco for Melbourne. She was the queerest craft in some ways that ever I was aboard of. The food was a caution; there was nothing fit to put your lips to—but the lime-juice, which was from the end bin no doubt: it used to make me sick to see the men's dinners, and sorry to see my own. The old man was good enough, I guess; Green was his name; a mild, fatherly old galoot. But the hands were the lowest gang I ever handled; and whenever I tried to knock a little spirit into them, the old man took their part! It was Gilbert and Sullivan on the high seas; but you bet I wouldn't let any man dictate to me. 'You give me your orders, Captain Green,' I said, 'and you'll find I'll carry them out; that's all you've got to say. You'll find I do my duty,' I said; 'how I do it is my lookout; and there's no man born that's going to give me lessons.' Well, there was plenty dirt on board that Maria first and last. Of course, the old man put my back up, and, of course, he put up the crew's; and I had to regular fight my way through every watch. The men got to hate me, so's I would hear them grit their teeth when I came up. At last, one day, I saw a big hulking beast of a Dutchman booting the ship's boy. I made one shoot of it off the house and laid that Dutchman out. Up he came, and I laid him out again. 'Now,' I said, 'if there's a kick left in you, just mention it, and I'll stamp your ribs in like a packing-case.' He thought better of it, and never let on; lay there as mild as a deacon at a funeral; and they took him below to reflect on his native Dutchland. One night we got caught in rather a dirty thing about 25 south. I guess we were all asleep; for the first thing I knew there was the fore-royal gone. I ran forward, bawling blue hell; and just as I came by the foremast, something struck me right through the forearm and stuck there. I put my other hand up, and by George! it was the grain; the beasts had speared me like a porpoise. 'Cap'n!' I cried.—'What's wrong?' says he.—'They've grained me,' says I.—'Grained you?' says he. 'Well, I've been looking for that.'——'And by God,' I cried, 'I want to have some of these beasts murdered for it!'—'Now, Mr. Nares,' says he, 'you better go below. If I had been one of the men, you'd have got more than this. And I want no more of your language on deck. You've cost me my fore-royal already,' says he; 'and if you carry on, you'll have the three sticks out of her.' That was old man Green's idea of supporting officers. But you wait a bit; the cream's coming. We made Melbourne right enough, and the old man said: 'Mr. Nares, you and me don't draw together. You're a first-rate seaman, no mistake of that; but you're the most disagreeable man I ever sailed with; and your language and your conduct to the crew I cannot stomach. I guess we'll separate.' I didn't care about the berth, you may be sure; but I felt kind of mean; and if he made one kind of stink, I thought I could make another. So I said I would go ashore and see how things stood; went, found I was all right, and came aboard again on the top rail.—'Are you getting your traps together, Mr. Nares?' says the old man.—'No,' says I, 'I don't know as we'll separate much before 'Frisco; at least,' I said, 'it's a point for your consideration. I'm very willing to say good-by to the Maria, but I don't know whether you'll care to start me out with three months' wages.' He got his money-box right away. 'My son,' says he, 'I think it cheap at the money.' He had me there.”

“O, the lime-juicers?” he said. “I guess there’s plenty of booting in lime-juicers, though I won’t deny that some of them are soft.” With that, he smiled like someone reminiscing. “You know, that brings a story to mind,” he continued; “and for the sake of a laugh, I’ll share it. It was in 1874 that I got a mate’s position on the British ship Maria, sailing from San Francisco to Melbourne. She was the strangest ship I’d ever been on. The food was terrible; there was nothing fit to eat except the lime juice, which came from the end bin, no doubt. It made me sick to see the meals the crew had, and I felt sorry for my own. The old man was decent enough, I guess; Green was his name; a mild, fatherly old guy. But the crew was the worst group I ever had to deal with; and whenever I tried to motivate them, the old man defended them! It was like Gilbert and Sullivan at sea; but you can bet I wouldn’t let anyone push me around. 'You give me your orders, Captain Green,' I said, 'and you’ll find I’ll follow them without question; that’s all you need to say. You’ll see I do my duty,' I said; 'how I do it is my call; and nobody is going to give me lessons.' Well, there was a lot of dirt on board that Maria, both literally and figuratively. Naturally, the old man got on my nerves, and, of course, he did the same to the crew; I had to fight my way through every watch. The men grew to hate me; I could hear them gritting their teeth when I showed up. One day, I saw a big, hulking Dutchman kicking the ship's boy. I jumped down from the house and took that Dutchman out. He got back up, and I took him out again. 'Now,' I said, 'if you’ve got any fight left in you, just say so, and I’ll crush your ribs like a packing case.' He thought better of it and kept quiet; he lay there as calm as a deacon at a funeral. They took him below to think about his home in the Netherlands. One night, we got caught in a pretty rough patch around 25 south. I guess we were all asleep, because the first thing I knew, the fore-royal was gone. I ran forward, yelling my head off; and just as I got to the foremast, something jabbed me right through the forearm and stuck. I lifted my other hand, and by George! it was the grain; those beasts had speared me like a porpoise. 'Cap'n!' I yelled. —'What’s wrong?' he said. —'They’ve grained me,' I replied. —'Grained you?' he said. 'Well, I’ve been waiting for that.' —'And by God,' I shouted, 'I want some of these beasts killed for it!' —'Now, Mr. Nares,' he said, 'you better go below. If I were one of the men, you’d have gotten worse than this. And I don’t want to hear any more of your language on deck. You’ve already cost me my fore-royal,' he said; 'and if you keep this up, you’ll have all three sticks out of her.' That was old man Green’s way of supporting officers. But wait; there’s more. We made it to Melbourne just fine, and the old man said: 'Mr. Nares, you and I don’t get along. You’re a first-rate seaman, no doubt about that; but you’re the most unpleasant person I’ve ever sailed with; and I can’t stand your language and your behavior toward the crew. I think we should part ways.' I didn’t really care about the job, believe me; but I felt a bit low; and if he made a fuss, I thought I could make a bigger one. So I said I’d go ashore and see how things were; I went, found I was good to go, and came back on board again. —'Are you packing your things, Mr. Nares?' the old man asked. —'No,' I said, 'I don’t think we’ll be parting ways much before San Francisco; at least,' I added, 'it’s something for you to think about. I’m more than willing to say goodbye to the Maria, but I’m not sure if you’ll want to send me off without three months’ wages.' He grabbed his money box right away. 'My son,' he said, 'I consider it a bargain at this price.' He had me there.”

It was a singular tale for a man to tell of himself; above all, in the midst of our discussion; but it was quite in character for Nares. I never made a good hit in our disputes, I never justly resented any act or speech of his, but what I found it long after carefully posted in his day-book and reckoned (here was the man's oddity) to my credit. It was the same with his father, whom he had hated; he would give a sketch of the old fellow, frank and credible, and yet so honestly touched that it was charming. I have never met a man so strangely constituted: to possess a reason of the most equal justice, to have his nerves at the same time quivering with petty spite, and to act upon the nerves and not the reason.

It was a unique story for a man to share about himself, especially during our conversation; but it was totally in line with Nares' character. I could never score a point in our arguments, and I never really took offense at anything he said or did, yet I often found those moments months later carefully noted in his day-book and counted (here's the odd part about him) as a win for me. The same was true for his father, whom he claimed to dislike; he would give an honest and believable account of the old man, yet it was delivered with such genuine warmth that it was endearing. I've never encountered someone so oddly made: possessing a sense of reason that was remarkably fair, while also having his emotions jangled by small grievances, acting on those feelings rather than on his reason.

A kindred wonder in my eyes was the nature of his courage. There was never a braver man: he went out to welcome danger; an emergency (came it never so sudden) strung him like a tonic. And yet, upon the other hand, I have known none so nervous, so oppressed with possibilities, looking upon the world at large, and the life of a sailor in particular, with so constant and haggard a consideration of the ugly chances. All his courage was in blood, not merely cold, but icy with reasoned apprehension. He would lay our little craft rail under, and “hang on” in a squall, until I gave myself up for lost, and the men were rushing to their stations of their own accord. “There,” he would say, “I guess there's not a man on board would have hung on as long as I did that time; they'll have to give up thinking me no schooner sailor. I guess I can shave just as near capsizing as any other captain of this vessel, drunk or sober.” And then he would fall to repining and wishing himself well out of the enterprise, and dilate on the peril of the seas, the particular dangers of the schooner rig, which he abhorred, the various ways in which we might go to the bottom, and the prodigious fleet of ships that have sailed out in the course of history, dwindled from the eyes of watchers, and returned no more. “Well,” he would wind up, “I guess it don't much matter. I can't see what any one wants to live for, anyway. If I could get into some one else's apple-tree, and be about twelve years old, and just stick the way I was, eating stolen apples, I won't say. But there's no sense in this grown-up business—sailorising, politics, the piety mill, and all the rest of it. Good clean drowning is good enough for me.” It is hard to imagine any more depressing talk for a poor landsman on a dirty night; it is hard to imagine anything less sailor-like (as sailors are supposed to be, and generally are) than this persistent harping on the minor.

A similar wonder in my eyes was the nature of his courage. There was never a braver man: he went out seeking danger; an emergency (no matter how sudden) energized him like a shot of adrenaline. Yet, on the flip side, I had never known anyone so anxious, so weighed down by possibilities, viewing the world at large—and the life of a sailor in particular—with such a constant and haggard focus on the grim risks. All his courage was in his blood, not just cold, but icy with calculated concern. He would push our little boat to its limits and “hang on” during a storm, until I felt lost and the crew rushed to their posts on their own. “There,” he would say, “I bet there’s not a man on board who would have held on as long as I did that time; they’ll have to stop thinking I’m some kind of novice sailor. I reckon I can get just as close to capsizing as any other captain of this vessel, drunk or sober.” And then he’d start complaining and wishing he was well out of the whole thing, going on about the dangers of the sea, the specific risks of the schooner rig, which he hated, all the ways we could sink, and the countless ships that have set sail throughout history, disappeared from sight, and never returned. “Well,” he’d conclude, “I don’t guess it matters much. I can’t see what anyone wants to live for, anyway. If I could climb into someone else’s apple tree, be about twelve years old, and just hang out there eating stolen apples, I wouldn’t mind. But there’s no sense in this adult business—sailing, politics, the piety machine, and all the rest of it. A good, clean drowning is good enough for me.” It’s hard to imagine any more discouraging talk for a poor landsman on a grim night; it’s hard to picture anything less sailor-like (as sailors are supposed to be, and often are) than this constant focus on the negative.

But I was to see more of the man's gloomy constancy ere the cruise was at an end.

But I was going to see more of the man's dark determination before the cruise was over.

On the morning of the seventeenth day I came on deck, to find the schooner under double reefs, and flying rather wild before a heavy run of sea. Snoring trades and humming sails had been our portion hitherto. We were already nearing the island. My restrained excitement had begun again to overmaster me; and for some time my only book had been the patent log that trailed over the taffrail, and my chief interest the daily observation and our caterpillar progress across the chart. My first glance, which was at the compass, and my second, which was at the log, were all that I could wish. We lay our course; we had been doing over eight since nine the night before; and I drew a heavy breath of satisfaction. And then I know not what odd and wintry appearance of the sea and sky knocked suddenly at my heart. I observed the schooner to look more than usually small, the men silent and studious of the weather. Nares, in one of his rusty humours, afforded me no shadow of a morning salutation. He, too, seemed to observe the behaviour of the ship with an intent and anxious scrutiny. What I liked still less, Johnson himself was at the wheel, which he span busily, often with a visible effort; and as the seas ranged up behind us, black and imminent, he kept casting behind him eyes of animal swiftness, and drawing in his neck between his shoulders, like a man dodging a blow. From these signs, I gathered that all was not exactly for the best; and I would have given a good handful of dollars for a plain answer to the questions which I dared not put. Had I dared, with the present danger signal in the captain's face, I should only have been reminded of my position as supercargo—an office never touched upon in kindness—and advised, in a very indigestible manner, to go below. There was nothing for it, therefore, but to entertain my vague apprehensions as best I should be able, until it pleased the captain to enlighten me of his own accord. This he did sooner than I had expected; as soon, indeed, as the Chinaman had summoned us to breakfast, and we sat face to face across the narrow board.

On the morning of the seventeenth day, I came on deck to find the schooner under double reefs, racing through a heavy sea. Up until now, we had been enjoying calm trades and smooth sailing. We were getting close to the island, and my suppressed excitement was starting to take over again. For quite a while, my only focus had been the patent log trailing over the taffrail, and my main interest was our steady progress across the chart. My first look was at the compass, my second at the log, and I was pleased with what I saw. We were on course, maintaining over eight knots since nine the night before, and I exhaled in satisfaction. Then, something strange and chilly about the sea and sky suddenly unsettled me. The schooner appeared unusually small, and the crew was quiet, intently watching the weather. Nares, in one of his usual grumpy moods, did not greet me in the morning. He, too, seemed to be observing the ship's behavior with worry. What I liked even less was that Johnson was at the wheel, working it with noticeable effort. As the dark seas rolled up behind us, he kept spinning around with swift, alert eyes, pulling his neck in like someone trying to avoid a blow. From these signs, I sensed that things were not quite right, and I would have given a handful of dollars for a straightforward answer to the questions I didn’t dare ask. If I had dared, given the danger written on the captain's face, I would have just been reminded of my role as supercargo—a position rarely mentioned with kindness—and told, in a rather ungracious way, to go below deck. So, I had no choice but to deal with my vague worries as best as I could until the captain chose to clue me in. He did so sooner than I expected, as soon as the Chinaman called us to breakfast, and we sat across from each other at the narrow table.

“See here, Mr. Dodd,” he began, looking at me rather queerly, “here is a business point arisen. This sea's been running up for the last two days, and now it's too high for comfort. The glass is falling, the wind is breezing up, and I won't say but what there's dirt in it. If I lay her to, we may have to ride out a gale of wind and drift God knows where—on these French Frigate Shoals, for instance. If I keep her as she goes, we'll make that island to-morrow afternoon, and have the lee of it to lie under, if we can't make out to run in. The point you have to figure on, is whether you'll take the big chances of that Captain Trent making the place before you, or take the risk of something happening. I'm to run this ship to your satisfaction,” he added, with an ugly sneer. “Well, here's a point for the supercargo.”

“Listen here, Mr. Dodd,” he started, giving me a strange look, “there’s a business matter we need to address. The sea has been rising for the last two days, and now it's too high for comfort. The pressure is dropping, the wind is picking up, and I wouldn’t rule out some trouble ahead. If I bring her to a stop, we might have to ride out a storm and drift who knows where—like those French Frigate Shoals, for example. If I keep her on this course, we’ll reach that island by tomorrow afternoon and can take shelter there, assuming we can't manage to dock. The question you need to consider is whether you want to take the big risk of Captain Trent getting there first or take the chance that something might go wrong. I’m here to navigate this ship to your satisfaction,” he added with a nasty sneer. “Well, here’s something for the supercargo to think about.”

“Captain,” I returned, with my heart in my mouth, “risk is better than certain failure.”

“Captain,” I replied, my heart racing, “taking a risk is better than facing certain failure.”

“Life is all risk, Mr. Dodd,” he remarked. “But there's one thing: it's now or never; in half an hour, Archdeacon Gabriel couldn't lay her to, if he came down stairs on purpose.”

“Life is all about taking risks, Mr. Dodd,” he said. “But one thing’s for sure: it’s now or never; in half an hour, Archdeacon Gabriel wouldn’t be able to marry her, even if he came downstairs on purpose.”

“All right,” said I. “Let's run.”

“All right,” I said. “Let’s go.”

“Run goes,” said he; and with that he fell to breakfast, and passed half an hour in stowing away pie and devoutly wishing himself back in San Francisco.

“Run goes,” he said; and with that, he started his breakfast, spending half an hour eating pie and fervently wishing he was back in San Francisco.

When we came on deck again, he took the wheel from Johnson—it appears they could trust none among the hands—and I stood close beside him, feeling safe in this proximity, and tasting a fearful joy from our surroundings and the consciousness of my decision. The breeze had already risen, and as it tore over our heads, it uttered at times a long hooting note that sent my heart into my boots. The sea pursued us without remission, leaping to the assault of the low rail. The quarter-deck was all awash, and we must close the companion doors.

When we got back on deck, he took the wheel from Johnson—it seems they didn't trust anyone else on the crew—and I stood close to him, feeling safe nearby, and tasting a mix of fear and joy from our situation and my choice. The breeze had picked up, and as it whipped over us, it occasionally let out a long, hooting sound that made my heart sink. The sea was relentless, crashing against the low rail. The quarter-deck was completely flooded, and we had to close the companion doors.

“And all this, if you please, for Mr. Pinkerton's dollars!” the captain suddenly exclaimed. “There's many a fine fellow gone under, Mr. Dodd, because of drivers like your friend. What do they care for a ship or two? Insured, I guess. What do they care for sailors' lives alongside of a few thousand dollars? What they want is speed between ports, and a damned fool of a captain that'll drive a ship under as I'm doing this one. You can put in the morning, asking why I do it.”

“And all this, if you don’t mind, for Mr. Pinkerton's money!” the captain suddenly shouted. “There are plenty of good men who have gone down, Mr. Dodd, because of drivers like your friend. What do they care about a ship or two? It's insured, I suppose. What do they care about sailors' lives next to a few thousand dollars? All they want is speed between ports, and a stupid captain who’ll push a ship down like I’m doing with this one. You can spend the morning asking why I’m doing it.”

I sheered off to another part of the vessel as fast as civility permitted. This was not at all the talk that I desired, nor was the train of reflection which it started anyway welcome. Here I was, running some hazard of my life, and perilling the lives of seven others; exactly for what end, I was now at liberty to ask myself. For a very large amount of a very deadly poison, was the obvious answer; and I thought if all tales were true, and I were soon to be subjected to cross-examination at the bar of Eternal Justice, it was one which would not increase my popularity with the court. “Well, never mind, Jim,” thought I. “I'm doing it for you.”

I quickly moved to another part of the ship as politely as I could. This conversation wasn’t at all what I wanted, and the thoughts it triggered were definitely unwelcome. Here I was, putting my life at risk, along with the lives of seven others; I could now ask myself for what reason. The clear answer was a huge amount of deadly poison. I thought that if all the stories were true, and I was soon going to face harsh questioning at the hands of Eternal Justice, it wouldn’t help my reputation with the court. “Well, never mind, Jim,” I thought. “I’m doing this for you.”

Before eleven, a third reef was taken in the mainsail; and Johnson filled the cabin with a storm-sail of No. 1 duck and sat cross-legged on the streaming floor, vigorously putting it to rights with a couple of the hands. By dinner I had fled the deck, and sat in the bench corner, giddy, dumb, and stupefied with terror. The frightened leaps of the poor Norah Creina, spanking like a stag for bare existence, bruised me between the table and the berths. Overhead, the wild huntsman of the storm passed continuously in one blare of mingled noises; screaming wind, straining timber, lashing rope's end, pounding block and bursting sea contributed; and I could have thought there was at times another, a more piercing, a more human note, that dominated all, like the wailing of an angel; I could have thought I knew the angel's name, and that his wings were black. It seemed incredible that any creature of man's art could long endure the barbarous mishandling of the seas, kicked as the schooner was from mountain side to mountain side, beaten and blown upon and wrenched in every joint and sinew, like a child upon the rack. There was not a plank of her that did not cry aloud for mercy; and as she continued to hold together, I became conscious of a growing sympathy with her endeavours, a growing admiration for her gallant staunchness, that amused and at times obliterated my terrors for myself. God bless every man that swung a mallet on that tiny and strong hull! It was not for wages only that he laboured, but to save men's lives.

Before eleven, they took in a third reef on the mainsail, and Johnson filled the cabin with a storm sail made of No. 1 duck and sat cross-legged on the wet floor, energetically fixing it up with a couple of the crew. By dinner, I had escaped from the deck and sat in the corner of the bench, dizzy, speechless, and overwhelmed with fear. The terrified leaps of the poor Norah Creina were like a stag fighting for its life, knocking me around between the table and the berths. Above, the wild chaos of the storm continued as a constant mix of sounds; the howling wind, creaking timbers, snapping ropes, crashing blocks, and thundering waves added to the cacophony; and at times, I thought I heard another, sharper, more human note prevailing over it all, like the cry of an angel; I could have sworn I knew the angel's name, and that his wings were black. It seemed unbelievable that anything crafted by human hands could withstand the brutal assault of the seas, tossed as the schooner was from one mountain flank to another, beaten and blown about, and strained in every joint and sinew, like a child on a rack. Every plank screamed for mercy; and as she held together, I found myself increasingly sympathetic towards her struggles, growing more and more in awe of her brave resilience, which sometimes amused me and helped me forget my own fears. God bless every man who swung a hammer on that small but sturdy hull! He worked not just for pay, but to save lives.

All the rest of the day, and all the following night, I sat in the corner or lay wakeful in my bunk; and it was only with the return of morning that a new phase of my alarms drove me once more on deck. A gloomier interval I never passed. Johnson and Nares steadily relieved each other at the wheel and came below. The first glance of each was at the glass, which he repeatedly knuckled and frowned upon; for it was sagging lower all the time. Then, if Johnson were the visitor, he would pick a snack out of the cupboard, and stand, braced against the table, eating it, and perhaps obliging me with a word or two of his hee-haw conversation: how it was “a son of a gun of a cold night on deck, Mr. Dodd” (with a grin); how “it wasn't no night for panjammers, he could tell me”: having transacted all which, he would throw himself down in his bunk and sleep his two hours with compunction. But the captain neither ate nor slept. “You there, Mr. Dodd?” he would say, after the obligatory visit to the glass. “Well, my son, we're one hundred and four miles” (or whatever it was) “off the island, and scudding for all we're worth. We'll make it to-morrow about four, or not, as the case may be. That's the news. And now, Mr. Dodd, I've stretched a point for you; you can see I'm dead tired; so just you stretch away back to your bunk again.” And with this attempt at geniality, his teeth would settle hard down on his cigar, and he would pass his spell below staring and blinking at the cabin lamp through a cloud of tobacco smoke. He has told me since that he was happy, which I should never have divined. “You see,” he said, “the wind we had was never anything out of the way; but the sea was really nasty, the schooner wanted a lot of humouring, and it was clear from the glass that we were close to some dirt. We might be running out of it, or we might be running right crack into it. Well, there's always something sublime about a big deal like that; and it kind of raises a man in his own liking. We're a queer kind of beasts, Mr. Dodd.”

All day and all night, I sat in the corner or lay awake in my bunk. It was only when morning came that a new wave of anxiety drove me back on deck. I had never experienced a gloomier time. Johnson and Nares took turns at the wheel and then came below. The first thing each of them did was check the barometer, which they frowned at as it kept dropping. If Johnson was the first to come down, he’d grab a snack from the cupboard and lean against the table to eat it, chatting with me in his distinctive way: how it was “a freezing night on deck, Mr. Dodd” (with a grin); how “it wasn’t a night for wimps, I’ll tell you.” After that, he’d flop into his bunk and sleep for two hours without a care. But the captain neither ate nor slept. “You there, Mr. Dodd?” he’d ask after his mandatory look at the barometer. “Well, son, we’re one hundred and four miles” (or whatever it was) “from the island, and we’re doing our best to get there. We’ll probably make it by tomorrow around four, or not, depending on how things go. That’s the update. And now, Mr. Dodd, I’m really tired; so go ahead and crawl back to your bunk.” With that attempt at friendliness, he’d bite down hard on his cigar and spend his time below staring and blinking at the cabin lamp through a haze of smoke. He told me later he was happy, which I would never have guessed. “You see,” he said, “the wind wasn’t anything unusual, but the sea was rough, and the schooner needed a lot of careful handling. It was clear from the barometer that we were near something dangerous. We could be escaping from it, or we could be heading straight into it. Anyway, there’s always something thrilling about a big situation like that; it kind of lifts a person’s spirits. We’re a weird bunch, Mr. Dodd.”

The morning broke with sinister brightness; the air alarmingly transparent, the sky pure, the rim of the horizon clear and strong against the heavens. The wind and the wild seas, now vastly swollen, indefatigably hunted us. I stood on deck, choking with fear; I seemed to lose all power upon my limbs; my knees were as paper when she plunged into the murderous valleys; my heart collapsed when some black mountain fell in avalanche beside her counter, and the water, that was more than spray, swept round my ankles like a torrent. I was conscious of but one strong desire, to bear myself decently in my terrors, and whatever should happen to my life, preserve my character: as the captain said, we are a queer kind of beasts. Breakfast time came, and I made shift to swallow some hot tea. Then I must stagger below to take the time, reading the chronometer with dizzy eyes, and marvelling the while what value there could be in observations taken in a ship launched (as ours then was) like a missile among flying seas. The forenoon dragged on in a grinding monotony of peril; every spoke of the wheel a rash, but an obliged experiment—rash as a forlorn hope, needful as the leap that lands a fireman from a burning staircase. Noon was made; the captain dined on his day's work, and I on watching him; and our place was entered on the chart with a meticulous precision which seemed to me half pitiful and half absurd, since the next eye to behold that sheet of paper might be the eye of an exploring fish. One o'clock came, then two; the captain gloomed and chafed, as he held to the coaming of the house, and if ever I saw dormant murder in man's eye, it was in his. God help the hand that should have disobeyed him.

The morning dawned with an unsettling brightness; the air was alarmingly clear, the sky pristine, and the edge of the horizon stood out sharply against the sky. The wind and the wild seas, now greatly swollen, relentlessly pursued us. I stood on deck, paralyzed with fear; I felt as if my limbs were losing all strength; my knees felt like paper as the ship plunged into the treacherous valleys; my heart sank when a dark mountain collapsed in an avalanche beside us, and the water, more than just spray, swept around my ankles like a flood. I was aware of only one strong desire: to hold myself together in my fears, and whatever happened to my life, to maintain my character: as the captain said, we are a strange kind of creatures. Breakfast time came, and I managed to drink some hot tea. Then I had to stagger below to check the time, reading the chronometer with dizzy eyes and wondering what value there could be in observations taken on a ship that was launched (like ours was then) like a missile through the chaotic seas. The morning dragged on in a relentless monotony of danger; every turn of the wheel felt like a reckless but necessary gamble—reckless as a desperate hope, essential as the leap that saves a firefighter from a burning staircase. Noon arrived; the captain had his lunch while I watched him; and our position was recorded on the chart with such meticulous precision that it seemed to me both somewhat sad and somewhat ridiculous, since the next person to see that piece of paper might be a curious fish. One o'clock came, then two; the captain was brooding and irritable, gripping the edge of the house, and if I ever saw a dangerous spark in a man's eye, it was in his. God help anyone who dared to disobey him.

Of a sudden, he turned towards the mate, who was doing his trick at the wheel.

Suddenly, he turned towards the mate, who was handling his shift at the wheel.

“Two points on the port bow,” I heard him say. And he took the wheel himself.

“Two points on the port bow,” I heard him say. And he took the wheel himself.

Johnson nodded, wiped his eyes with the back of his wet hand, watched a chance as the vessel lunged up hill, and got to the main rigging, where he swarmed aloft. Up and up, I watched him go, hanging on at every ugly plunge, gaining with every lull of the schooner's movement, until, clambering into the cross-trees and clinging with one arm around the masts, I could see him take one comprehensive sweep of the southwesterly horizon. The next moment, he had slid down the backstay and stood on deck, with a grin, a nod, and a gesture of the finger that said “yes”; the next again, and he was back sweating and squirming at the wheel, his tired face streaming and smiling, and his hair and the rags and corners of his clothes lashing round him in the wind.

Johnson nodded, wiped his eyes with the back of his wet hand, watched as the vessel lunged uphill, and made his way to the main rigging, where he climbed up. Up and up, I watched him go, hanging on during every rough plunge, gaining with every lull in the schooner's movement, until, climbing into the cross-trees and holding onto the masts with one arm, I saw him take a sweeping look at the southwestern horizon. In the next moment, he slid down the backstay and stood on deck, grinning, nodding, and making a gesture with his finger that meant “yes”; a moment later, he was back at the wheel, sweating and fidgeting, his tired face beaming and his hair and the rags of his clothes whipping around him in the wind.

Nares went below, fetched up his binocular, and fell into a silent perusal of the sea-line; I also, with my unaided eyesight. Little by little, in that white waste of water, I began to make out a quarter where the whiteness appeared more condensed: the sky above was whitish likewise, and misty like a squall; and little by little there thrilled upon my ears a note deeper and more terrible than the yelling of the gale—the long, thundering roll of breakers. Nares wiped his night glass on his sleeve and passed it to me, motioning, as he did so, with his hand. An endless wilderness of raging billows came and went and danced in the circle of the glass; now and then a pale corner of sky, or the strong line of the horizon rugged with the heads of waves; and then of a sudden—come and gone ere I could fix it, with a swallow's swiftness—one glimpse of what we had come so far and paid so dear to see: the masts and rigging of a brig pencilled on heaven, with an ensign streaming at the main, and the ragged ribbons of a topsail thrashing from the yard. Again and again, with toilful searching, I recalled that apparition. There was no sign of any land; the wreck stood between sea and sky, a thing the most isolated I had ever viewed; but as we drew nearer, I perceived her to be defended by a line of breakers which drew off on either hand, and marked, indeed, the nearest segment of the reef. Heavy spray hung over them like a smoke, some hundred feet into the air; and the sound of their consecutive explosions rolled like a cannonade.

Nares went below, grabbed his binoculars, and started silently looking at the horizon; I did the same with just my own eyes. Little by little, in that white expanse of water, I began to spot a section where the whiteness seemed thicker: the sky above also had a whitish, misty look like a storm was brewing; and gradually, I began to hear a sound deeper and more terrifying than the howling wind—the long, booming crash of waves. Nares wiped his binoculars on his sleeve and handed them to me, indicating with his hand. An endless wilderness of raging waves came and went, swirling in the circle of the binoculars; now and then, a pale patch of sky, or the strong line of the horizon jagged with the crests of waves; and then suddenly—here and gone before I could focus, with the speed of a swallow—one glimpse of what we had traveled so far and paid so much to see: the masts and rigging of a brig outlined against the sky, with a flag flying at the top and the tattered edges of a topsail flapping from the yard. Over and over, with great effort, I tried to remember that sight. There was no sign of any land; the wreck stood between the sea and sky, the most isolated thing I had ever seen; but as we got closer, I noticed it was sheltered by a line of breakers that stretched out on either side, marking the closest part of the reef. Heavy spray hung over them like smoke, rising some hundred feet into the air; and the sound of their continuous crashes rolled like cannon fire.

In half an hour we were close in; for perhaps as long again, we skirted that formidable barrier toward its farther side; and presently the sea began insensibly to moderate and the ship to go more sweetly. We had gained the lee of the island as (for form's sake) I may call that ring of foam and haze and thunder; and shaking out a reef, wore ship and headed for the passage.

In half an hour, we were close in; for maybe another half hour, we went along that daunting barrier toward its far side; and soon the sea started to calm down, and the ship began to move more smoothly. We had reached the sheltered side of the island, as I might call that circle of foam, mist, and noise; and after loosening a reef, we turned the ship and headed for the passage.





CHAPTER XIII. THE ISLAND AND THE WRECK.

All hands were filled with joy. It was betrayed in their alacrity and easy faces: Johnson smiling broadly at the wheel, Nares studying the sketch chart of the island with an eye at peace, and the hands clustered forward, eagerly talking and pointing: so manifest was our escape, so wonderful the attraction of a single foot of earth after so many suns had set and risen on an empty sea. To add to the relief, besides, by one of those malicious coincidences which suggest for fate the image of an underbred and grinning schoolboy, we had no sooner worn ship than the wind began to abate.

Everyone was filled with joy. It showed in their eagerness and relaxed faces: Johnson grinning widely at the wheel, Nares examining the sketch chart of the island with a calm gaze, and the crew gathered at the front, excitedly chatting and pointing. Our escape was so obvious, and the allure of having even a small piece of land after countless sunsets over an empty sea was incredible. To make things even better, by one of those annoying coincidences that seem like some immature trick by fate, as soon as we turned the ship, the wind started to die down.

For myself, however, I did but exchange anxieties. I was no sooner out of one fear than I fell upon another; no sooner secure that I should myself make the intended haven, than I began to be convinced that Trent was there before me. I climbed into the rigging, stood on the board, and eagerly scanned that ring of coral reef and bursting breaker, and the blue lagoon which they enclosed. The two islets within began to show plainly—Middle Brooks and Lower Brooks Island, the Directory named them: two low, bush-covered, rolling strips of sand, each with glittering beaches, each perhaps a mile or a mile and a half in length, running east and west, and divided by a narrow channel. Over these, innumerable as maggots, there hovered, chattered, screamed and clanged, millions of twinkling sea-birds: white and black; the black by far the largest. With singular scintillations, this vortex of winged life swayed to and fro in the strong sunshine, whirled continually through itself, and would now and again burst asunder and scatter as wide as the lagoon: so that I was irresistibly reminded of what I had read of nebular convulsions. A thin cloud overspread the area of the reef and the adjacent sea—the dust, as I could not but fancy, of earlier explosions. And a little apart, there was yet another focus of centrifugal and centripetal flight, where, hard by the deafening line of breakers, her sails (all but the tattered topsail) snugly furled down, and the red rag that marks Old England on the seas beating, union down, at the main—the Flying Scud, the fruit of so many toilers, a recollection in so many lives of men, whose tall spars had been mirrored in the remotest corners of the sea—lay stationary at last and forever, in the first stage of naval dissolution. Towards her, the taut Norah Creina, vulture-wise, wriggled to windward: come from so far to pick her bones. And, look as I pleased, there was no other presence of man or of man's handiwork; no Honolulu schooner lay there crowded with armed rivals, no smoke rose from the fire at which I fancied Trent cooking a meal of sea-birds. It seemed, after all, we were in time, and I drew a mighty breath.

For me, though, I was just trading one worry for another. No sooner had I escaped one fear than I faced another; once I felt sure I would reach the intended harbor, I became convinced that Trent had gotten there before me. I climbed into the rigging, stood on the rail, and eagerly scanned the ring of coral reef and crashing waves, along with the blue lagoon they surrounded. The two small islands became clear—Middle Brooks and Lower Brooks Island, as the Directory called them: two low, bush-covered, rolling strips of sand, each with sparkling beaches, each about a mile or a mile and a half long, running east and west, separated by a narrow channel. Over these, as numerous as maggots, millions of sparkling sea birds hovered, chattered, screamed, and clanged: white and black; the black ones were by far the largest. With unique flashes of light, this whirlpool of winged life swayed back and forth in the strong sunshine, constantly swirling around itself, and occasionally bursting apart to scatter across the lagoon: it irresistibly reminded me of what I had read about nebular explosions. A thin cloud covered the area of the reef and the nearby sea—the dust, as I couldn’t help but imagine, of earlier explosions. A little further away, there was another focus of swirling flight, where, right by the deafening line of breakers, her sails (all but the tattered topsail) tightly furled down, and the red flag that represents Old England at sea flapping, the Flying Scud, the result of so many workers, a memory in many lives of men, whose tall masts had been reflected in the farthest corners of the ocean—lay motionless at last and forever, in the first stage of naval decay. Toward her, the taut Norah Creina, like a vulture, wriggled against the wind: having come from so far to pick her bones. And no matter how I looked, there was no other sign of man or human handiwork; no Honolulu schooner was there crowded with armed rivals, no smoke rose from the fire where I imagined Trent cooking a meal of sea birds. It seemed, after all, we were on time, and I took a deep breath.

I had not arrived at this reviving certainty before the breakers were already close aboard, the leadsman at his station, and the captain posted in the fore cross-trees to con us through the coral lumps of the lagoon. All circumstances were in our favour, the light behind, the sun low, the wind still fresh and steady, and the tide about the turn. A moment later we shot at racing speed betwixt two pier heads of broken water; the lead began to be cast, the captain to bawl down his anxious directions, the schooner to tack and dodge among the scattered dangers of the lagoon; and at one bell in the first dog watch, we had come to our anchor off the north-east end of Middle Brooks Island, in five fathoms water. The sails were gasketted and covered, the boats emptied of the miscellaneous stores and odds and ends of sea-furniture, that accumulate in the course of a voyage, the kedge sent ashore, and the decks tidied down: a good three-quarters of an hour's work, during which I raged about the deck like a man with a strong toothache. The transition from the wild sea to the comparative immobility of the lagoon had wrought strange distress among my nerves: I could not hold still whether in hand or foot; the slowness of the men, tired as dogs after our rough experience outside, irritated me like something personal; and the irrational screaming of the sea-birds saddened me like a dirge. It was a relief when, with Nares, and a couple of hands, I might drop into the boat and move off at last for the Flying Scud.

I didn't fully realize this refreshing certainty until the waves were already crashing close by, the leadsman was at his station, and the captain was posted in the fore cross-trees to guide us through the coral chunks in the lagoon. Everything was in our favor: the light was behind us, the sun was low, the wind was still fresh and steady, and the tide was about to change. A moment later, we sped through the broken water between two pier heads; the lead line was being cast, the captain was shouting his anxious directions, and the schooner was zigzagging among the scattered hazards of the lagoon. By the time the first bell rang in the first dog watch, we had dropped anchor off the northeast end of Middle Brooks Island, in five fathoms of water. The sails were furled and covered, the boats were cleared of the random supplies and bits of gear that accumulate during a voyage, the kedge was sent ashore, and the decks were cleaned up: a solid three-quarters of an hour's work, all while I stormed around the deck like a man with a bad toothache. The shift from the wild sea to the relatively calm lagoon had messed with my nerves: I couldn't stay still, whether standing or sitting; the sluggishness of the crew, exhausted after our rough time outside, frustrated me like it was a personal offense; and the irrational cries of the sea birds saddened me like a funeral song. It was a relief when, with Nares and a couple of crew members, I could finally climb into the boat and head off for the Flying Scud.

“She looks kind of pitiful, don't she?” observed the captain, nodding towards the wreck, from which we were separated by some half a mile. “Looks as if she didn't like her berth, and Captain Trent had used her badly. Give her ginger, boys!” he added to the hands, “and you can all have shore liberty to-night to see the birds and paint the town red.”

“She looks pretty pathetic, doesn’t she?” the captain said, nodding towards the wreck, which was about half a mile away. “It seems like she didn’t like her position, and Captain Trent treated her poorly. Give her some energy, guys!” he told the crew, “and you can all have shore leave tonight to check out the sights and have a good time.”

We all laughed at the pleasantry, and the boat skimmed the faster over the rippling face of the lagoon. The Flying Scud would have seemed small enough beside the wharves of San Francisco, but she was some thrice the size of the Norah Creina, which had been so long our continent; and as we craned up at her wall-sides, she impressed us with a mountain magnitude. She lay head to the reef, where the huge blue wall of the rollers was for ever ranging up and crumbling down; and to gain her starboard side, we must pass below the stern. The rudder was hard aport, and we could read the legend:

We all chuckled at the joke, and the boat glided quickly over the shimmering surface of the lagoon. The Flying Scud might have looked small next to the docks of San Francisco, but it was still three times the size of the Norah Creina, which had been our home for so long; and as we looked up at its towering sides, it felt impressively massive. It was positioned head-on to the reef, where the enormous blue waves constantly rolled in and crashed down; to reach its starboard side, we had to go beneath the stern. The rudder was turned hard to the left, and we could make out the inscription:

FLYING SCUD

     HULL

On the other side, about the break of the poop, some half a fathom of rope ladder trailed over the rail, and by this we made our entrance.

On the other side, near the end of the deck, some half a fathom of rope ladder hung over the railing, and we used this to get on board.

She was a roomy ship inside, with a raised poop standing some three feet higher than the deck, and a small forward house, for the men's bunks and the galley, just abaft the foremast. There was one boat on the house, and another and larger one, in beds on deck, on either hand of it. She had been painted white, with tropical economy, outside and in; and we found, later on, that the stanchions of the rail, hoops of the scuttle but, etc., were picked out with green. At that time, however, when we first stepped aboard, all was hidden under the droppings of innumerable sea-birds.

She was a spacious ship inside, with a raised poop that stood about three feet higher than the deck, and a small forward house for the men's bunks and the galley, located just behind the foremast. There was one boat on the house and another, larger one on deck, on either side of it. She had been painted white, using tropical practicality, both outside and inside; later on, we found that the rail stanchions and the hoops of the scuttlebutt were highlighted in green. However, at that time, when we first boarded, everything was covered in the droppings of countless sea birds.

The birds themselves gyrated and screamed meanwhile among the rigging; and when we looked into the galley, their outrush drove us back. Savage-looking fowl they were, savagely beaked, and some of the black ones great as eagles. Half-buried in the slush, we were aware of a litter of kegs in the waist; and these, on being somewhat cleaned, proved to be water beakers and quarter casks of mess beef with some colonial brand, doubtless collected there before the Tempest hove in sight, and while Trent and his men had no better expectation than to strike for Honolulu in the boats. Nothing else was notable on deck, save where the loose topsail had played some havoc with the rigging, and there hung, and swayed, and sang in the declining wind, a raffle of intorted cordage.

The birds were flying around and squawking among the rigging, and when we peeked into the galley, their sudden rush pushed us back. They looked fierce, with sharp beaks, and some of the black ones were as big as eagles. Half-buried in the muck, we noticed a bunch of kegs in the middle of the ship; after cleaning them up a bit, we found they were water beakers and quarter casks of canned beef with some colonial brand, likely left there before the storm appeared, while Trent and his crew had no better plan than to head for Honolulu in the boats. There wasn't much else to see on deck, except where the loose topsail had caused some damage to the rigging, and there hung, swaying and making noise in the fading wind, a tangled mess of ropes.

With a shyness that was almost awe, Nares and I descended the companion. The stair turned upon itself and landed us just forward of a thwart-ship bulkhead that cut the poop in two. The fore part formed a kind of miscellaneous store-room, with a double-bunked division for the cook (as Nares supposed) and second mate. The after part contained, in the midst, the main cabin, running in a kind of bow into the curvature of the stern; on the port side, a pantry opening forward and a stateroom for the mate; and on the starboard, the captain's berth and water-closet. Into these we did but glance: the main cabin holding us. It was dark, for the sea-birds had obscured the skylight with their droppings; it smelt rank and fusty; and it was beset with a loud swarm of flies that beat continually in our faces. Supposing them close attendants upon man and his broken meat, I marvelled how they had found their way to Midway reef; it was sure at least some vessel must have brought them, and that long ago, for they had multiplied exceedingly. Part of the floor was strewn with a confusion of clothes, books, nautical instruments, odds and ends of finery, and such trash as might be expected from the turning out of several seamen's chests, upon a sudden emergency and after a long cruise. It was strange in that dim cabin, quivering with the near thunder of the breakers and pierced with the screaming of the fowls, to turn over so many things that other men had coveted, and prized, and worn on their warm bodies—frayed old underclothing, pyjamas of strange design, duck suits in every stage of rustiness, oil skins, pilot coats, bottles of scent, embroidered shirts, jackets of Ponjee silk—clothes for the night watch at sea or the day ashore in the hotel verandah; and mingled among these, books, cigars, fancy pipes, quantities of tobacco, many keys, a rusty pistol, and a sprinkling of cheap curiosities—Benares brass, Chinese jars and pictures, and bottles of odd shells in cotton, each designed no doubt for somebody at home—perhaps in Hull, of which Trent had been a native and his ship a citizen.

With a shyness that felt almost like awe, Nares and I went down the companionway. The stair twisted around and led us just in front of a bulkhead that split the poop deck in two. The front section served as a sort of storage area, with a double-bunk area for the cook (or so Nares assumed) and the second mate. The back section had, in the center, the main cabin, which extended into the curve of the stern. On the port side, there was a pantry leading forward and a stateroom for the mate; on the starboard side, the captain's cabin and a bathroom. We just took a quick look at these rooms: the main cabin captured our attention. It was dark because the seabirds had covered the skylight with droppings; it smelled stale and musty; and it was swarming with flies that buzzed constantly in our faces. I wondered how they had arrived at Midway reef, assuming they were drawn to people and their spoiled food; surely some ship must have brought them here a long time ago because they had multiplied significantly. The floor was cluttered with a mess of clothes, books, nautical tools, bits and pieces of fancy items, and other junk that could be expected from the hurried unpacking of several sailors' chests after a long voyage. It felt strange in that dim cabin, vibrating with the sounds of crashing waves and filled with the screams of the birds, to sift through so many things that other men had cherished, valued, and worn on their bodies—worn-out underclothes, pajamas with unusual patterns, duck suits in varying states of rust, oilskin jackets, pilot coats, bottles of perfume, embroidered shirts, Ponjee silk jackets—clothes for night watches at sea or for lounging during the day on a hotel porch; and mixed in were books, cigars, fancy pipes, lots of tobacco, multiple keys, a rusty pistol, and a handful of inexpensive curiosities—Benares brass, Chinese jars and paintings, and bottles filled with odd shells wrapped in cotton, each likely intended for someone back home—perhaps in Hull, which had been Trent's hometown, and his ship a part of that community.

Thence we turned our attention to the table, which stood spread, as if for a meal, with stout ship's crockery and the remains of food—a pot of marmalade, dregs of coffee in the mugs, unrecognisable remains of foods, bread, some toast, and a tin of condensed milk. The table-cloth, originally of a red colour, was stained a dark brown at the captain's end, apparently with coffee; at the other end, it had been folded back, and a pen and ink-pot stood on the bare table. Stools were here and there about the table, irregularly placed, as though the meal had been finished and the men smoking and chatting; and one of the stools lay on the floor, broken.

Then we shifted our focus to the table, which was set as if for a meal, with sturdy ship's dishes and leftover food—a jar of marmalade, remnants of coffee in the mugs, unidentifiable scraps of food, bread, some toast, and a can of condensed milk. The tablecloth, originally red, was stained a dark brown at the captain's end, likely from coffee; at the other end, it had been folded back, with a pen and ink pot sitting on the bare surface. Stools were scattered around the table in a haphazard manner, as if the meal had just ended and the men were smoking and chatting; one of the stools was on the floor, broken.

“See! they were writing up the log,” said Nares, pointing to the ink-bottle. “Caught napping, as usual. I wonder if there ever was a captain yet, that lost a ship with his log-book up to date? He generally has about a month to fill up on a clean break, like Charles Dickens and his serial novels.—What a regular, lime-juicer spread!” he added contemptuously. “Marmalade—and toast for the old man! Nasty, slovenly pigs!”

“Look! They were filling out the log,” Nares said, pointing to the ink bottle. “Caught snoozing again, as usual. I wonder if there’s ever been a captain who lost a ship while keeping his logbook up to date? They usually have about a month’s worth of entries to catch up on, like Charles Dickens and his serialized novels. What a complete waste!” he added scornfully. “Marmalade—and toast for the old man! Disgusting, lazy slobs!”

There was something in this criticism of the absent that jarred upon my feelings. I had no love indeed for Captain Trent or any of his vanished gang; but the desertion and decay of this once habitable cabin struck me hard: the death of man's handiwork is melancholy like the death of man himself; and I was impressed with an involuntary and irrational sense of tragedy in my surroundings.

There was something about this criticism of the absent that unsettled me. I didn’t really care for Captain Trent or any of his missing crew; but the abandonment and decline of this once livable cabin hit me hard: the end of human creation is just as sad as the end of a person’s life; and I couldn’t shake an involuntary and illogical feeling of tragedy in my surroundings.

“This sickens me,” I said. “Let's go on deck and breathe.”

“This makes me sick,” I said. “Let's go outside and get some fresh air.”

The captain nodded. “It IS kind of lonely, isn't it?” he said. “But I can't go up till I get the code signals. I want to run up 'Got Left' or something, just to brighten up this island home. Captain Trent hasn't been here yet, but he'll drop in before long; and it'll cheer him up to see a signal on the brig.”

The captain nodded. “It is kind of lonely, isn't it?” he said. “But I can't go up until I get the code signals. I want to run up 'Got Left' or something, just to brighten up this island home. Captain Trent hasn't been here yet, but he'll stop by soon; and it'll cheer him up to see a signal on the brig.”

“Isn't there some official expression we could use?” I asked, vastly taken by the fancy. “'Sold for the benefit of the underwriters: for further particulars, apply to J. Pinkerton, Montana Block, S.F.'”

“Isn’t there some official wording we could use?” I asked, really taken by the idea. “‘Sold for the benefit of the underwriters: for more details, contact J. Pinkerton, Montana Block, S.F.’”

“Well,” returned Nares, “I won't say but what an old navy quartermaster might telegraph all that, if you gave him a day to do it in and a pound of tobacco for himself. But it's above my register. I must try something short and sweet: KB, urgent signal, 'Heave all aback'; or LM, urgent, 'The berth you're now in is not safe'; or what do you say to PQH?—'Tell my owners the ship answers remarkably well.'”

“Well,” Nares replied, “I won’t deny that an old navy quartermaster could probably telegraph all that if you gave him a day and a pound of tobacco for himself. But that’s beyond my level. I need to keep it brief and to the point: KB, urgent signal, 'Heave all aback'; or LM, urgent, 'The berth you’re in isn’t safe'; or how about PQH?—'Tell my owners the ship is handling really well.'”

“It's premature,” I replied; “but it seems calculated to give pain to Trent. PQH for me.”

“It's too early,” I responded; “but it looks like it’s meant to hurt Trent. PQH for me.”

The flags were found in Trent's cabin, neatly stored behind a lettered grating; Nares chose what he required and (I following) returned on deck, where the sun had already dipped, and the dusk was coming.

The flags were discovered in Trent's cabin, neatly organized behind a lettered grate; Nares took what he needed and I followed him back on deck, where the sun had already set and dusk was approaching.

“Here! don't touch that, you fool!” shouted the captain to one of the hands, who was drinking from the scuttle but. “That water's rotten!”

“Hey! Don't touch that, you idiot!” shouted the captain to one of the crew members, who was drinking from the water barrel. “That water's spoiled!”

“Beg pardon, sir,” replied the man. “Tastes quite sweet.”

“Excuse me, sir,” the man replied. “It tastes pretty sweet.”

“Let me see,” returned Nares, and he took the dipper and held it to his lips. “Yes, it's all right,” he said. “Must have rotted and come sweet again. Queer, isn't it, Mr. Dodd? Though I've known the same on a Cape Horner.”

“Let me see,” Nares replied, taking the dipper and bringing it to his lips. “Yeah, it’s fine,” he said. “Must have gone bad and then come back sweet. Strange, isn’t it, Mr. Dodd? But I’ve seen the same thing with a Cape Horner.”

There was something in his intonation that made me look him in the face; he stood a little on tiptoe to look right and left about the ship, like a man filled with curiosity, and his whole expression and bearing testified to some suppressed excitement.

There was something in his tone that made me look him in the face; he stood a bit on tiptoe to glance right and left around the ship, like a guy full of curiosity, and his whole expression and demeanor showed some hidden excitement.

“You don't believe what you're saying!” I broke out.

“You don’t really believe what you’re saying!” I exclaimed.

“O, I don't know but what I do!” he replied, laying a hand upon me soothingly. “The thing's very possible. Only, I'm bothered about something else.”

“O, I don't know but what I do!” he replied, laying a hand on me soothingly. “It's definitely possible. But I'm concerned about something else.”

And with that he called a hand, gave him the code flags, and stepped himself to the main signal halliards, which vibrated under the weight of the ensign overhead. A minute later, the American colours, which we had brought in the boat, replaced the English red, and PQH was fluttering at the fore.

And with that, he signaled a hand, handed over the code flags, and walked over to the main signal halyards, which were vibrating under the weight of the flag above. A minute later, the American colors that we had brought in the boat replaced the English red, and PQH was fluttering at the front.

“Now, then,” said Nares, who had watched the breaking out of his signal with the old-maidish particularity of an American sailor, “out with those handspikes, and let's see what water there is in the lagoon.”

“Alright,” said Nares, who had observed the activation of his signal with the fussy attention of an American sailor, “get out those handspikes, and let's check how much water is in the lagoon.”

The bars were shoved home; the barbarous cacophony of the clanking pump rose in the waist; and streams of ill-smelling water gushed on deck and made valleys in the slab guano. Nares leaned on the rail, watching the steady stream of bilge as though he found some interest in it.

The bars were locked into place; the harsh clanging of the pump echoed in the middle of the ship; and streams of foul-smelling water rushed onto the deck, creating channels in the thick guano. Nares leaned on the railing, observing the constant flow of bilge as if he found some fascination in it.

“What is it that bothers you?” I asked.

"What's bothering you?" I asked.

“Well, I'll tell you one thing shortly,” he replied. “But here's another. Do you see those boats there, one on the house and two on the beds? Well, where is the boat Trent lowered when he lost the hands?”

“Well, I’ll tell you one thing quickly,” he replied. “But here’s another. Do you see those boats over there, one on the house and two on the beds? Well, where is the boat Trent lowered when he lost the hands?”

“Got it aboard again, I suppose,” said I.

“Got it on board again, I guess,” I said.

“Well, if you'll tell me why!” returned the captain.

“Well, if you tell me why!” replied the captain.

“Then it must have been another,” I suggested.

“Then it must have been someone else,” I suggested.

“She might have carried another on the main hatch, I won't deny,” admitted Nares; “but I can't see what she wanted with it, unless it was for the old man to go out and play the accordion in, on moonlight nights.”

“She might have brought another on the main hatch, I won't deny,” admitted Nares; “but I can't understand what she would want it for, unless it was for the old man to go out and play the accordion in, on moonlit nights.”

“It can't much matter, anyway,” I reflected.

“It doesn't really matter, anyway,” I thought.

“O, I don't suppose it does,” said he, glancing over his shoulder at the spouting of the scuppers.

“O, I don't think it does,” he said, looking back at the water spraying from the scuppers.

“And how long are we to keep up this racket?” I asked. “We're simply pumping up the lagoon. Captain Trent himself said she had settled down and was full forward.”

“And how long are we supposed to keep this noise going?” I asked. “We're just inflating the lagoon. Captain Trent himself said it had calmed down and was full steam ahead.”

“Did he?” said Nares, with a significant dryness. And almost as he spoke the pumps sucked, and sucked again, and the men threw down their bars. “There, what do you make of that?” he asked. “Now, I'll tell, Mr. Dodd,” he went on, lowering his voice, but not shifting from his easy attitude against the rail, “this ship is as sound as the Norah Creina. I had a guess of it before we came aboard, and now I know.”

“Did he?” Nares said, sounding very dry. Just then, the pumps drew in water, and the men dropped their bars. “Well, what do you think of that?” he asked. “Now, let me tell you, Mr. Dodd,” he continued, lowering his voice but staying relaxed against the rail, “this ship is as solid as the Norah Creina. I had a feeling about it before we boarded, and now I'm sure.”

“It's not possible!” I cried. “What do you make of Trent?”

“That's impossible!” I exclaimed. “What do you think of Trent?”

“I don't make anything of Trent; I don't know whether he's a liar or only an old wife; I simply tell you what's the fact,” said Nares. “And I'll tell you something more,” he added: “I've taken the ground myself in deep-water vessels; I know what I'm saying; and I say that, when she first struck and before she bedded down, seven or eight hours' work would have got this hooker off, and there's no man that ever went two years to sea but must have known it.”

“I don’t think much of Trent; I can’t tell if he’s a liar or just an old storyteller; I’m just stating the facts,” Nares said. “And I’ll tell you something else,” he continued: “I’ve been in charge of deep-water vessels myself; I know what I’m talking about; and I say that when she first ran aground and before she settled, a good seven or eight hours of work would have gotten this boat off, and there’s no one who has spent two years at sea who wouldn’t know that.”

I could only utter an exclamation.

I could only let out an exclamation.

Nares raised his finger warningly. “Don't let THEM get hold of it,” said he. “Think what you like, but say nothing.”

Nares raised his finger as a warning. “Don’t let THEM get it,” he said. “Think what you want, but don’t say anything.”

I glanced round; the dusk was melting into early night; the twinkle of a lantern marked the schooner's position in the distance; and our men, free from further labour, stood grouped together in the waist, their faces illuminated by their glowing pipes.

I looked around; the dusk was fading into early night; the flicker of a lantern showed the schooner's location in the distance; and our crew, done with work, stood gathered in the middle, their faces lit up by their glowing pipes.

“Why didn't Trent get her off?” inquired the captain. “Why did he want to buy her back in 'Frisco for these fabulous sums, when he might have sailed her into the bay himself?”

“Why didn't Trent get her off?” the captain asked. “Why did he want to buy her back in 'Frisco for all that money when he could have sailed her into the bay himself?”

“Perhaps he never knew her value until then,” I suggested.

“Maybe he didn't realize her worth until that moment,” I suggested.

“I wish we knew her value now,” exclaimed Nares. “However, I don't want to depress you; I'm sorry for you, Mr. Dodd; I know how bothering it must be to you; and the best I can say's this: I haven't taken much time getting down, and now I'm here I mean to work this thing in proper style. I just want to put your mind at rest: you shall have no trouble with me.”

“I wish we knew her worth now,” Nares exclaimed. “But I don't want to upset you; I'm sorry for you, Mr. Dodd. I can imagine how frustrating this must be for you. The best I can say is this: I haven't wasted much time getting here, and now that I'm here, I plan to handle this properly. I just want to reassure you: you won't have any issues with me.”

There was something trusty and friendly in his voice; and I found myself gripping hands with him, in that hard, short shake that means so much with English-speaking people.

There was something dependable and warm in his voice, and I found myself shaking hands with him, in that firm, quick shake that means a lot to English-speaking people.

“We'll do, old fellow,” said he. “We've shaken down into pretty good friends, you and me; and you won't find me working the business any the less hard for that. And now let's scoot for supper.”

“We're good, my friend,” he said. “We've become pretty good buddies, you and I; and you won't see me putting in any less effort because of that. Now, let's hurry up for dinner.”

After supper, with the idle curiosity of the seafarer, we pulled ashore in a fine moonlight, and landed on Middle Brook's Island. A flat beach surrounded it upon all sides; and the midst was occupied by a thicket of bushes, the highest of them scarcely five feet high, in which the sea-fowl lived. Through this we tried at first to strike; but it were easier to cross Trafalgar Square on a day of demonstration than to invade these haunts of sleeping sea-birds. The nests sank, and the eggs burst under footing; wings beat in our faces, beaks menaced our eyes, our minds were confounded with the screeching, and the coil spread over the island and mounted high into the air.

After dinner, driven by the curious spirit of a sailor, we ventured ashore in the beautiful moonlight and landed on Middle Brook's Island. A flat beach surrounded the island on all sides, and in the center was a thicket of bushes, the tallest of which was barely five feet high, where the sea birds made their home. We initially tried to push through this thicket, but it was easier to cross Trafalgar Square during a protest than to invade these resting spots of sleeping sea birds. Nests sank and eggs shattered beneath our feet; wings flapped in our faces, beaks threatened our eyes, our minds were overwhelmed by the screeching, and chaos spread across the island, rising high into the air.

“I guess we'll saunter round the beach,” said Nares, when we had made good our retreat.

“I guess we'll stroll around the beach,” said Nares, after we had successfully made our escape.

The hands were all busy after sea-birds' eggs, so there were none to follow us. Our way lay on the crisp sand by the margin of the water: on one side, the thicket from which we had been dislodged; on the other, the face of the lagoon, barred with a broad path of moonlight, and beyond that, the line, alternately dark and shining, alternately hove high and fallen prone, of the external breakers. The beach was strewn with bits of wreck and drift: some redwood and spruce logs, no less than two lower masts of junks, and the stern-post of a European ship; all of which we looked on with a shade of serious concern, speaking of the dangers of the sea and the hard case of castaways. In this sober vein we made the greater part of the circuit of the island; had a near view of its neighbour from the southern end; walked the whole length of the westerly side in the shadow of the thicket; and came forth again into the moonlight at the opposite extremity.

The hands were all busy searching for sea-bird eggs, so no one followed us. We walked along the crisp sand at the water's edge: on one side was the thicket where we had been displaced; on the other was the lagoon, illuminated by a broad path of moonlight, and beyond that, the waves crashing out at sea, alternating between dark and bright, rising high and then falling low. The beach was littered with pieces of wreckage and debris: some redwood and spruce logs, two lower masts from junks, and the stern-post of a European ship; all of which filled us with a sense of serious concern, reminding us of the dangers of the sea and the plight of castaways. With this somber mood, we completed most of the circuit of the island; got a close look at its neighbor from the southern end; walked the entire length of the western side in the shadow of the thicket; and finally emerged into the moonlight at the opposite end.

On our right, at the distance of about half a mile, the schooner lay faintly heaving at her anchors. About half a mile down the beach, at a spot still hidden from us by the thicket, an upboiling of the birds showed where the men were still (with sailor-like insatiability) collecting eggs. And right before us, in a small indentation of the sand, we were aware of a boat lying high and dry, and right side up.

On our right, about half a mile away, the schooner was gently bobbing at its anchors. About half a mile down the beach, still out of sight behind the bushes, a flurry of birds indicated where the guys were still (with their typical sailor eagerness) gathering eggs. Right in front of us, in a small dip in the sand, we noticed a boat resting upright and high and dry.

Nares crouched back into the shadow of the bushes.

Nares hunched back into the shadows of the bushes.

“What the devil's this?” he whispered.

“What the hell is this?” he whispered.

“Trent,” I suggested, with a beating heart.

“Trent,” I said, my heart racing.

“We were damned fools to come ashore unarmed,” said he. “But I've got to know where I stand.” In the shadow, his face looked conspicuously white, and his voice betrayed a strong excitement. He took his boat's whistle from his pocket. “In case I might want to play a tune,” said he, grimly, and thrusting it between his teeth, advanced into the moonlit open; which we crossed with rapid steps, looking guiltily about us as we went. Not a leaf stirred; and the boat, when we came up to it, offered convincing proof of long desertion. She was an eighteen-foot whaleboat of the ordinary type, equipped with oars and thole-pins. Two or three quarter-casks lay on the bilge amidships, one of which must have been broached, and now stank horribly; and these, upon examination, proved to bear the same New Zealand brand as the beef on board the wreck.

“We were complete idiots to come ashore unarmed,” he said. “But I need to know where I stand.” In the shadow, his face looked noticeably pale, and his voice showed his intense excitement. He took his boat's whistle from his pocket. “Just in case I want to play a tune,” he said darkly, and sticking it between his teeth, stepped into the moonlit open area; which we crossed quickly, glancing around nervously as we went. Not a leaf moved; and the boat, when we reached it, was clear evidence of long abandonment. It was an eighteen-foot whaleboat of the usual kind, outfitted with oars and thole-pins. Two or three quarter-casks were lying on the bilge amidships, one of which had to be opened, and now smelled terrible; and these, upon inspection, turned out to have the same New Zealand brand as the beef on board the wreck.

“Well, here's the boat,” said I; “here's one of your difficulties cleared away.”

“Well, here's the boat,” I said; “here's one of your problems solved.”

“H'm,” said he. There was a little water in the bilge, and here he stooped and tasted it.

“H'm,” he said. There was a bit of water in the bilge, and he bent down to taste it.

“Fresh,” he said. “Only rain-water.”

"Fresh," he said. "Only rainwater."

“You don't object to that?” I asked.

"You don't mind that?" I asked.

“No,” said he.

“No,” he said.

“Well, then, what ails you?” I cried.

“Well, then, what's wrong with you?” I exclaimed.

“In plain United States, Mr. Dodd,” he returned, “a whaleboat, five ash sweeps, and a barrel of stinking pork.”

“In plain American, Mr. Dodd,” he replied, “a whaleboat, five ash oars, and a barrel of rotten pork.”

“Or, in other words, the whole thing?” I commented.

“Or, in other words, the whole thing?” I said.

“Well, it's this way,” he condescended to explain. “I've no use for a fourth boat at all; but a boat of this model tops the business. I don't say the type's not common in these waters; it's as common as dirt; the traders carry them for surf-boats. But the Flying Scud? a deep-water tramp, who was lime-juicing around between big ports, Calcutta and Rangoon and 'Frisco and the Canton River? No, I don't see it.”

“Well, here's the deal,” he explained in a patronizing tone. “I really don’t need a fourth boat at all; but a boat like this one is the best of the best. I’m not saying this type isn’t common in these waters; it’s as common as dirt; the traders use them as surf boats. But the Flying Scud? A deep-water cargo ship, cruising around between major ports like Calcutta, Rangoon, San Francisco, and the Canton River? No, I just don’t get it.”

We were leaning over the gunwale of the boat as we spoke. The captain stood nearest the bow, and he was idly playing with the trailing painter, when a thought arrested him. He hauled the line in hand over hand, and stared, and remained staring, at the end.

We were leaning over the side of the boat as we talked. The captain stood closest to the front, casually playing with the trailing line, when a thought struck him. He pulled the line in hand over hand and stared, remaining focused on the end.

“Anything wrong with it?” I asked.

“Is there something wrong with it?” I asked.

“Do you know, Mr. Dodd,” said he, in a queer voice, “this painter's been cut? A sailor always seizes a rope's end, but this is sliced short off with the cold steel. This won't do at all for the men,” he added. “Just stand by till I fix it up more natural.”

“Do you know, Mr. Dodd,” he said in a strange voice, “this painting's been ruined? A sailor always grabs a rope's end, but this one's been cut off with a sharp blade. This won’t work at all for the crew,” he added. “Just hold on until I make it look more realistic.”

“Any guess what it all means?” I asked.

“Any idea what it all means?” I asked.

“Well, it means one thing,” said he. “It means Trent was a liar. I guess the story of the Flying Scud was a sight more picturesque than he gave out.”

“Well, it means one thing,” he said. “It means Trent was a liar. I guess the story of the Flying Scud was a lot more colorful than he let on.”

Half an hour later, the whaleboat was lying astern of the Norah Creina; and Nares and I sought our bunks, silent and half-bewildered by our late discoveries.

Half an hour later, the whaleboat was behind the Norah Creina; and Nares and I headed for our bunks, quiet and a bit confused by what we had just found out.





CHAPTER XIV. THE CABIN OF THE “FLYING SCUD.”

The sun of the morrow had not cleared the morning bank: the lake of the lagoon, the islets, and the wall of breakers now beginning to subside, still lay clearly pictured in the flushed obscurity of early day, when we stepped again upon the deck of the Flying Scud: Nares, myself, the mate, two of the hands, and one dozen bright, virgin axes, in war against that massive structure. I think we all drew pleasurable breath; so profound in man is the instinct of destruction, so engaging is the interest of the chase. For we were now about to taste, in a supreme degree, the double joys of demolishing a toy and playing “Hide the handkerchief”: sports from which we had all perhaps desisted since the days of infancy. And the toy we were to burst in pieces was a deep-sea ship; and the hidden good for which we were to hunt was a prodigious fortune.

The sun had not yet risen above the horizon: the lagoon, the small islands, and the crashing waves that were starting to calm still appeared vividly in the early morning haze when we stepped back onto the deck of the Flying Scud: Nares, myself, the mate, two crew members, and a dozen shiny, new axes, ready to take on that massive structure. I think we all took a satisfying breath; there’s such a strong instinct for destruction in people, and the thrill of the hunt is so captivating. We were about to experience, in a big way, the combined joys of smashing a toy and playing “Hide the handkerchief”: games we probably hadn’t played since childhood. The toy we were about to break apart was a deep-sea ship, and the hidden treasure we were searching for was an enormous fortune.

The decks were washed down, the main hatch removed, and a gun-tackle purchase rigged before the boat arrived with breakfast. I had grown so suspicious of the wreck, that it was a positive relief to me to look down into the hold, and see it full, or nearly full, of undeniable rice packed in the Chinese fashion in boluses of matting. Breakfast over, Johnson and the hands turned to upon the cargo; while Nares and I, having smashed open the skylight and rigged up a windsail on deck, began the work of rummaging the cabins.

The decks were cleaned, the main hatch was taken off, and a gun-tackle purchase was set up before the boat arrived with breakfast. I had become so suspicious of the wreck that it was a real relief to look down into the hold and see it full, or almost full, of unmistakable rice packed in the Chinese style in bundles of matting. After breakfast, Johnson and the crew started working on the cargo, while Nares and I, after breaking open the skylight and setting up a windsail on deck, began the task of searching the cabins.

I must not be expected to describe our first day's work, or (for that matter) any of the rest, in order and detail as it occurred. Such particularity might have been possible for several officers and a draft of men from a ship of war, accompanied by an experienced secretary with a knowledge of shorthand. For two plain human beings, unaccustomed to the use of the broad-axe and consumed with an impatient greed of the result, the whole business melts, in the retrospect, into a nightmare of exertion, heat, hurry, and bewilderment; sweat pouring from the face like rain, the scurry of rats, the choking exhalations of the bilge, and the throbs and splinterings of the toiling axes. I shall content myself with giving the cream of our discoveries in a logical rather than a temporal order; though the two indeed practically coincided, and we had finished our exploration of the cabin, before we could be certain of the nature of the cargo.

I can't be expected to describe our first day's work, or any of the rest, in detail as it happened. Such specifics might have been possible for several officers and a group of men from a warship, along with an experienced secretary who knew shorthand. But for two ordinary people, unfamiliar with using a broad-axe and driven by a restless desire for results, the whole experience blurs into a chaotic mix of effort, heat, rush, and confusion; sweat running down our faces like rain, the scuttling of rats, the suffocating smells of the bilge, and the pounding and splintering of the working axes. I'll just share the highlights of our discoveries in a logical order rather than a chronological one; although, the two nearly overlapped, and we had finished exploring the cabin before we could be sure about the nature of the cargo.

Nares and I began operations by tossing up pell-mell through the companion, and piling in a squalid heap about the wheel, all clothes, personal effects, the crockery, the carpet, stale victuals, tins of meat, and in a word, all movables from the main cabin. Thence, we transferred our attention to the captain's quarters on the starboard side. Using the blankets for a basket, we sent up the books, instruments, and clothes to swell our growing midden on the deck; and then Nares, going on hands and knees, began to forage underneath the bed. Box after box of Manilla cigars rewarded his search. I took occasion to smash some of these boxes open, and even to guillotine the bundles of cigars; but quite in vain—no secret cache of opium encouraged me to continue.

Nares and I started by throwing everything into a chaotic pile by the wheel—clothes, personal belongings, dishes, the carpet, leftover food, cans of meat, basically everything movable from the main cabin. Then, we focused on the captain's quarters on the right side. Using the blankets as a basket, we sent up the books, tools, and clothes to add to our growing heap on the deck. Nares then got down on his hands and knees and began searching under the bed. He found box after box of Manila cigars. I took the chance to smash some of the boxes open and even cut through the bundles of cigars, but it was all useless—there was no hidden stash of opium to motivate me to keep going.

“I guess I've got hold of the dicky now!” exclaimed Nares, and turning round from my perquisitions, I found he had drawn forth a heavy iron box, secured to the bulkhead by chain and padlock. On this he was now gazing, not with the triumph that instantly inflamed my own bosom, but with a somewhat foolish appearance of surprise.

“I guess I’ve got a hold of the loot now!” exclaimed Nares, and turning away from my search, I found he had pulled out a heavy iron box, attached to the wall by a chain and padlock. He was staring at it, not with the excitement that quickly filled me, but with a somewhat silly look of surprise.

“By George, we have it now!” I cried, and would have shaken hands with my companion; but he did not see, or would not accept, the salutation.

“By George, we’ve got it now!” I exclaimed, and I would have shaken hands with my companion; but he didn’t see it, or just wouldn’t accept the greeting.

“Let's see what's in it first,” he remarked dryly. And he adjusted the box upon its side, and with some blows of an axe burst the lock open. I threw myself beside him, as he replaced the box on its bottom and removed the lid. I cannot tell what I expected; a million's worth of diamonds might perhaps have pleased me; my cheeks burned, my heart throbbed to bursting; and lo! there was disclosed but a trayful of papers, neatly taped, and a cheque-book of the customary pattern. I made a snatch at the tray to see what was beneath; but the captain's hand fell on mine, heavy and hard.

“Let’s see what’s inside first,” he said blandly. He turned the box onto its side and, with a few strikes of an axe, broke the lock. I threw myself next to him as he set the box back down and lifted the lid. I can’t say what I was expecting; maybe a fortune in diamonds would have made me happy; my cheeks flushed, my heart raced as if about to burst; and there it was: just a tray full of papers, neatly taped together, and a standard checkbook. I reached for the tray to look underneath, but the captain’s hand came down on mine, firm and heavy.

“Now, boss!” he cried, not unkindly, “is this to be run shipshape? or is it a Dutch grab-racket?”

“Now, boss!” he shouted, not unkindly, “is this going to be organized properly? Or is it just a shady operation?”

And he proceeded to untie and run over the contents of the papers, with a serious face and what seemed an ostentation of delay. Me and my impatience it would appear he had forgotten; for when he was quite done, he sat a while thinking, whistled a bar or two, refolded the papers, tied them up again; and then, and not before, deliberately raised the tray.

And he went ahead and untied the papers, scanning through them with a serious expression and a noticeable air of taking his time. It seemed he had forgotten about my impatience; because once he finished, he sat there for a bit, lost in thought, whistled a few bars, refolded the papers, tied them up again; and only then, after all that, he slowly lifted the tray.

I saw a cigar-box, tied with a piece of fishing-line, and four fat canvas-bags. Nares whipped out his knife, cut the line, and opened the box. It was about half full of sovereigns.

I saw a cigar box tied with fishing line and four hefty canvas bags. Nares quickly pulled out his knife, cut the line, and opened the box. It was about halfway full of coins.

“And the bags?” I whispered.

“And the bags?” I asked quietly.

The captain ripped them open one by one, and a flood of mixed silver coin burst forth and rattled in the rusty bottom of the box. Without a word, he set to work to count the gold.

The captain tore them open one by one, and a rush of mixed silver coins spilled out and clattered in the rusty bottom of the box. Without saying a word, he got to work counting the gold.

“What is this?” I asked.

"What is this?" I asked.

“It's the ship's money,” he returned, doggedly continuing his work.

“It's the ship's money,” he replied, stubbornly continuing his work.

“The ship's money?” I repeated. “That's the money Trent tramped and traded with? And there's his cheque-book to draw upon his owners? And he has left it?”

“The ship's money?” I repeated. “That’s the money Trent used for trading? And he has his checkbook to access his owners’ funds? And he just left it?”

“I guess he has,” said Nares, austerely, jotting down a note of the gold; and I was abashed into silence till his task should be completed.

“I guess he has,” said Nares, seriously, writing down a note of the gold; and I felt embarrassed into silence until he finished his task.

It came, I think, to three hundred and seventy-eight pounds sterling; some nineteen pounds of it in silver: all of which we turned again into the chest.

It came, I think, to three hundred and seventy-eight pounds sterling; around nineteen pounds of that was in silver: we put it all back into the chest.

“And what do you think of that?” I asked.

“And what do you think about that?” I asked.

“Mr. Dodd,” he replied, “you see something of the rumness of this job, but not the whole. The specie bothers you, but what gets me is the papers. Are you aware that the master of a ship has charge of all the cash in hand, pays the men advances, receives freight and passage money, and runs up bills in every port? All this he does as the owner's confidential agent, and his integrity is proved by his receipted bills. I tell you, the captain of a ship is more likely to forget his pants than these bills which guarantee his character. I've known men drown to save them: bad men, too; but this is the shipmaster's honour. And here this Captain Trent—not hurried, not threatened with anything but a free passage in a British man-of-war—has left them all behind! I don't want to express myself too strongly, because the facts appear against me, but the thing is impossible.”

“Mr. Dodd,” he replied, “you see part of the craziness of this job, but not the whole picture. The money worries you, but what really gets to me is the paperwork. Do you realize that the captain of a ship is responsible for all the cash on hand, pays the crew their advances, collects freight and ticket money, and racks up bills in every port? He does all this as the owner’s trusted agent, and his honesty is backed up by his paid receipts. I’m telling you, a ship's captain is more likely to forget his pants than to forget these receipts that uphold his reputation. I’ve seen people risk their lives to protect them: even dishonest men; but this is about a captain's honor. And here this Captain Trent—not rushed, not facing any threat other than a free ride on a British warship—has left them all behind! I don’t want to come on too strong because the facts seem to go against me, but this situation is impossible.”

Dinner came to us not long after, and we ate it on deck, in a grim silence, each privately racking his brain for some solution of the mysteries. I was indeed so swallowed up in these considerations, that the wreck, the lagoon, the islets, and the strident sea-fowl, the strong sun then beating on my head, and even the gloomy countenance of the captain at my elbow, all vanished from the field of consciousness. My mind was a blackboard, on which I scrawled and blotted out hypotheses; comparing each with the pictorial records in my memory: cyphering with pictures. In the course of this tense mental exercise I recalled and studied the faces of one memorial masterpiece, the scene of the saloon; and here I found myself, on a sudden, looking in the eyes of the Kanaka.

Dinner was served to us shortly after, and we ate it on deck in a heavy silence, each of us privately trying to figure out the mysteries. I was so lost in these thoughts that the wreck, the lagoon, the islets, the noisy seabirds, the strong sun beating down on me, and even the grim face of the captain beside me all faded from my awareness. My mind was like a blackboard where I scribbled and erased theories, comparing each one with the visual memories I had: working with images. During this intense mental exercise, I recalled and examined the faces from one vivid memory, the scene in the saloon; and suddenly, I found myself looking into the eyes of the Kanaka.

“There's one thing I can put beyond doubt, at all events,” I cried, relinquishing my dinner and getting briskly afoot. “There was that Kanaka I saw in the bar with Captain Trent, the fellow the newspapers and ship's articles made out to be a Chinaman. I mean to rout his quarters out and settle that.”

“There's one thing I know for sure,” I said, putting down my dinner and getting up quickly. “That Kanaka I saw in the bar with Captain Trent, the guy the newspapers and ship's articles claimed was a Chinaman. I'm going to track him down and get to the bottom of this.”

“All right,” said Nares. “I'll lazy off a bit longer, Mr. Dodd; I feel pretty rocky and mean.”

“All right,” said Nares. “I'll chill for a bit longer, Mr. Dodd; I’m feeling pretty rough and out of sorts.”

We had thoroughly cleared out the three after-compartments of the ship: all the stuff from the main cabin and the mate's and captain's quarters lay piled about the wheel; but in the forward stateroom with the two bunks, where Nares had said the mate and cook most likely berthed, we had as yet done nothing. Thither I went. It was very bare; a few photographs were tacked on the bulkhead, one of them indecent; a single chest stood open, and, like all we had yet found, it had been partly rifled. An armful of two-shilling novels proved to me beyond a doubt it was a European's; no Chinaman would have possessed any, and the most literate Kanaka conceivable in a ship's galley was not likely to have gone beyond one. It was plain, then, that the cook had not berthed aft, and I must look elsewhere.

We had completely cleared out the three rear compartments of the ship: all the items from the main cabin and the mate's and captain's quarters were piled around the wheel; but in the forward stateroom with the two bunks, where Nares had indicated the mate and cook probably slept, we hadn’t done anything yet. So, I went there. It was very empty; a few photos were pinned to the wall, one of which was inappropriate; a single chest was open, and like everything else we had found, it had been partly rummaged through. An armful of two-shilling novels proved to me without a doubt that they belonged to a European; no Chinese person would own any, and even the most well-read Pacific Islander working in a ship's galley probably wouldn’t have gone beyond one. It was clear, then, that the cook hadn’t slept at the back, and I needed to look somewhere else.

The men had stamped down the nests and driven the birds from the galley, so that I could now enter without contest. One door had been already blocked with rice; the place was in part darkness, full of a foul stale smell, and a cloud of nasty flies; it had been left, besides, in some disorder, or else the birds, during their time of tenancy, had knocked the things about; and the floor, like the deck before we washed it, was spread with pasty filth. Against the wall, in the far corner, I found a handsome chest of camphor-wood bound with brass, such as Chinamen and sailors love, and indeed all of mankind that plies in the Pacific. From its outside view I could thus make no deduction; and, strange to say, the interior was concealed. All the other chests, as I have said already, we had found gaping open, and their contents scattered abroad; the same remark we found to apply afterwards in the quarters of the seamen; only this camphor-wood chest, a singular exception, was both closed and locked.

The men had stomped on the nests and chased the birds out of the galley, so I could now enter without a fight. One door had already been blocked with rice; the place was partly dark, filled with a nasty, stale smell, and a swarm of annoying flies. It had also been left in disarray, or maybe the birds had messed everything up during their stay. The floor, like the deck before we cleaned it, was covered in grimy filth. In the far corner against the wall, I discovered a beautiful chest made of camphor wood and bound with brass, which is loved by Chinese people, sailors, and pretty much everyone who works in the Pacific. From the outside, I couldn’t tell anything about it; and strangely, the inside was hidden. All the other chests, as I mentioned before, we had found wide open, with their contents strewn everywhere; the same could be said for the sailors' quarters later on; but this camphor-wood chest, a unique exception, was both closed and locked.

I took an axe to it, readily forced the paltry Chinese fastening, and, like a Custom-House officer, plunged my hands among the contents. For some while I groped among linen and cotton. Then my teeth were set on edge with silk, of which I drew forth several strips covered with mysterious characters. And these settled the business, for I recognised them as a kind of bed-hanging popular with the commoner class of the Chinese. Nor were further evidences wanting, such as night-clothes of an extraordinary design, a three-stringed Chinese fiddle, a silk handkerchief full of roots and herbs, and a neat apparatus for smoking opium, with a liberal provision of the drug. Plainly, then, the cook had been a Chinaman; and, if so, who was Jos. Amalu? Or had Jos. stolen the chest before he proceeded to ship under a false name and domicile? It was possible, as anything was possible in such a welter; but, regarded as a solution, it only led and left me deeper in the bog. For why should this chest have been deserted and neglected, when the others were rummaged or removed? and where had Jos. come by that second chest, with which (according to the clerk at the What Cheer) he had started for Honolulu?

I took an axe to it, easily broke the flimsy Chinese lock, and like a customs officer, dug my hands into the contents. For a while, I felt around in the linen and cotton. Then I encountered some silk that made me cringe; I pulled out several strips covered in mysterious characters. These confirmed my thoughts, as I recognized them as a type of bed hanging popular among regular Chinese people. There were also other clues, like nightclothes with an unusual design, a three-stringed Chinese fiddle, a silk handkerchief filled with roots and herbs, and a neat smoking setup for opium, along with a generous supply of the drug. Clearly, the cook had been Chinese; so who was Jos. Amalu? Or had Jos. stolen the chest before he decided to ship out under a fake name and address? It was possible, as anything could happen in such chaos; but considering it as an answer just left me more confused. Why would this chest be left behind and ignored while the others were searched or taken? And where did Jos. get that second chest he supposedly took to Honolulu, according to the clerk at the What Cheer?

“And how have YOU fared?” inquired the captain, whom I found luxuriously reclining in our mound of litter. And the accent on the pronoun, the heightened colour of the speaker's face, and the contained excitement in his tones, advertised me at once that I had not been alone to make discoveries.

“And how have YOU been?” asked the captain, whom I found comfortably lounging in our pile of mess. The emphasis on the pronoun, the flushed color of his face, and the barely contained excitement in his voice instantly told me that I wasn’t the only one who had made discoveries.

“I have found a Chinaman's chest in the galley,” said I, “and John (if there was any John) was not so much as at the pains to take his opium.”

“I found a Chinese man’s chest in the kitchen,” I said, “and John (if there even was a John) didn’t even bother to take his opium.”

Nares seemed to take it mighty quietly. “That so?” said he. “Now, cast your eyes on that and own you're beaten!” And with a formidable clap of his open hand he flattened out before me, on the deck, a pair of newspapers.

Nares seemed to take it pretty well. “Is that so?” he said. “Now, take a look at that and admit you're defeated!” And with a powerful smack of his open hand, he slapped down a pair of newspapers right in front of me on the deck.

I gazed upon them dully, being in no mood for fresh discoveries.

I looked at them blankly, not in the mood for any new discoveries.

“Look at them, Mr. Dodd,” cried the captain sharply. “Can't you look at them?” And he ran a dirty thumb along the title. “'Sydney Morning Herald, November 26th,' can't you make that out?” he cried, with rising energy. “And don't you know, sir, that not thirteen days after this paper appeared in New South Pole, this ship we're standing in heaved her blessed anchors out of China? How did the Sydney Morning Herald get to Hong Kong in thirteen days? Trent made no land, he spoke no ship, till he got here. Then he either got it here or in Hong Kong. I give you your choice, my son!” he cried, and fell back among the clothes like a man weary of life.

“Look at them, Mr. Dodd,” the captain said sharply. “Can’t you look at them?” He ran a dirty thumb along the title. “‘Sydney Morning Herald, November 26th,’ can’t you read that?” he exclaimed, his energy rising. “And don’t you realize, sir, that not thirteen days after this paper came out in New South Pole, this ship we’re standing on raised her anchors in China? How did the Sydney Morning Herald get to Hong Kong in thirteen days? Trent didn’t spot any land or speak to any ship until he got here. So, he either got it here or in Hong Kong. I give you your choice, my son!” he said, before collapsing back among the clothes like a man tired of life.

“Where did you find them?” I asked. “In that black bag?”

“Where did you find them?” I asked. “In that black bag?”

“Guess so,” he said. “You needn't fool with it. There's nothing else but a lead-pencil and a kind of worked-out knife.”

“Guess so,” he said. “You don't need to mess with it. There’s just a lead pencil and a sort of used knife.”

I looked in the bag, however, and was well rewarded.

I looked in the bag, and I was pleasantly surprised.

“Every man to his trade, captain,” said I. “You're a sailor, and you've given me plenty of points; but I am an artist, and allow me to inform you this is quite as strange as all the rest. The knife is a palette-knife; the pencil a Winsor and Newton, and a B B B at that. A palette-knife and a B B B on a tramp brig! It's against the laws of nature.”

“Every person to their own profession, captain,” I said. “You're a sailor, and you’ve shared a lot of advice; but I’m an artist, and let me tell you this is just as unusual as everything else. The knife is a palette knife; the pencil is a Winsor and Newton, and a B B B at that. A palette knife and a B B B on a scrappy little ship! It goes against the laws of nature.”

“It would sicken a dog, wouldn't it?” said Nares.

“It would make a dog sick, wouldn't it?” said Nares.

“Yes,” I continued, “it's been used by an artist, too: see how it's sharpened—not for writing—no man could write with that. An artist, and straight from Sydney? How can he come in?”

“Yes,” I continued, “it’s been used by an artist too: look how it’s sharpened—not for writing—no one could write with that. An artist, and straight from Sydney? How can he get in?”

“O, that's natural enough,” sneered Nares. “They cabled him to come up and illustrate this dime novel.”

“O, that's pretty typical,” sneered Nares. “They messaged him to come up and illustrate this cheap novel.”

We fell a while silent.

We were silent for a while.

“Captain,” I said at last, “there is something deuced underhand about this brig. You tell me you've been to sea a good part of your life. You must have seen shady things done on ships, and heard of more. Well, what is this? is it insurance? is it piracy? what is it ABOUT? what can it be for?”

“Captain,” I finally said, “there's something really sketchy about this ship. You say you've spent a lot of your life at sea. You've probably seen shady stuff happen on ships and heard of even more. So, what is this? Is it insurance? Is it piracy? What is it ABOUT? What could it possibly be for?”

“Mr. Dodd,” returned Nares, “you're right about me having been to sea the bigger part of my life. And you're right again when you think I know a good many ways in which a dishonest captain mayn't be on the square, nor do exactly the right thing by his owners, and altogether be just a little too smart by ninety-nine and three-quarters. There's a good many ways, but not so many as you'd think; and not one that has any mortal thing to do with Trent. Trent and his whole racket has got to do with nothing—that's the bed-rock fact; there's no sense to it, and no use in it, and no story to it: it's a beastly dream. And don't you run away with that notion that landsmen take about ships. A society actress don't go around more publicly than what a ship does, nor is more interviewed, nor more humbugged, nor more run after by all sorts of little fussinesses in brass buttons. And more than an actress, a ship has a deal to lose; she's capital, and the actress only character—if she's that. The ports of the world are thick with people ready to kick a captain into the penitentiary if he's not as bright as a dollar and as honest as the morning star; and what with Lloyd keeping watch and watch in every corner of the three oceans, and the insurance leeches, and the consuls, and the customs bugs, and the medicos, you can only get the idea by thinking of a landsman watched by a hundred and fifty detectives, or a stranger in a village Down East.”

“Mr. Dodd,” Nares replied, “you’re right that I’ve spent most of my life at sea. And you’re also right when you think I know quite a few ways a dishonest captain can operate, not quite being fair to his owners and overall being a little too clever for his own good. There are a lot of ways, but not as many as you’d expect; and none of them have anything to do with Trent. Trent and his whole operation are completely irrelevant—that’s the plain truth; there’s no logic to it, no purpose, and no story behind it: it’s a dreadful illusion. And don’t fall for that misconception that people on land have about ships. A society actress doesn’t attract more attention than a ship does, nor is she more interviewed, more deceived, or chased by all sorts of little officials in shiny uniforms. Plus, unlike an actress, a ship has a lot at stake; she’s an asset, while an actress is just a persona—if she’s even that. The ports around the world are filled with people eager to throw a captain in jail if he’s not as sharp as a dollar and as honest as the morning star; and with Lloyd keeping a close eye in every corner of the three oceans, along with insurance agents, consuls, customs officials, and doctors, you can only understand it by imagining a landlubber being watched by one hundred and fifty detectives, or a stranger in a small town in the East.”

“Well, but at sea?” I said.

“Well, what about at sea?” I said.

“You make me tired,” retorted the captain. “What's the use—at sea? Everything's got to come to bearings at some port, hasn't it? You can't stop at sea for ever, can you?—No; the Flying Scud is rubbish; if it meant anything, it would have to mean something so almighty intricate that James G. Blaine hasn't got the brains to engineer it; and I vote for more axeing, pioneering, and opening up the resources of this phenomenal brig, and less general fuss,” he added, arising. “The dime-museum symptoms will drop in of themselves, I guess, to keep us cheery.”

“You’re making me tired,” the captain shot back. “What's the point—out at sea? Everything has to arrive at a port eventually, right? You can’t just drift at sea forever, can you?—No; the Flying Scud is nonsense; if it really meant something, it would have to be so incredibly complicated that James G. Blaine couldn’t figure it out; and I’m all for doing more cutting, exploring, and tapping into the resources of this amazing ship, and less unnecessary drama,” he added, standing up. “I guess the dime-museum vibes will show up on their own to keep us entertained.”

But it appeared we were at the end of discoveries for the day; and we left the brig about sundown, without being further puzzled or further enlightened. The best of the cabin spoils—books, instruments, papers, silks, and curiosities—we carried along with us in a blanket, however, to divert the evening hours; and when supper was over, and the table cleared, and Johnson set down to a dreary game of cribbage between his right hand and his left, the captain and I turned out our blanket on the floor, and sat side by side to examine and appraise the spoils.

But it seemed we were done discovering for the day; we left the brig around sunset, without any more puzzles or insights. We took the best of the cabin treasures—books, tools, papers, silks, and curiosities—with us in a blanket to entertain ourselves for the evening. After dinner was finished, the table cleared, and Johnson started a dull game of cribbage with himself, the captain and I spread out our blanket on the floor and sat side by side to go through and evaluate our finds.

The books were the first to engage our notice. These were rather numerous (as Nares contemptuously put it) “for a lime-juicer.” Scorn of the British mercantile marine glows in the breast of every Yankee merchant captain; as the scorn is not reciprocated, I can only suppose it justified in fact; and certainly the old country mariner appears of a less studious disposition. The more credit to the officers of the Flying Scud, who had quite a library, both literary and professional. There were Findlay's five directories of the world—all broken-backed, as is usual with Findlay, and all marked and scribbled over with corrections and additions—several books of navigation, a signal code, and an Admiralty book of a sort of orange hue, called Islands of the Eastern Pacific Ocean, Vol. III., which appeared from its imprint to be the latest authority, and showed marks of frequent consultation in the passages about the French Frigate Shoals, the Harman, Cure, Pearl, and Hermes reefs, Lisiansky Island, Ocean Island, and the place where we then lay—Brooks or Midway. A volume of Macaulay's Essays and a shilling Shakespeare led the van of the belles lettres; the rest were novels: several Miss Braddons—of course, Aurora Floyd, which has penetrated to every isle of the Pacific, a good many cheap detective books, Rob Roy, Auerbach's Auf der Hohe in the German, and a prize temperance story, pillaged (to judge by the stamp) from an Anglo-Indian circulating library.

The books were the first things to catch our attention. There were quite a lot of them (as Nares scornfully remarked) "for a lime-juicer." There's a certain disdain for the British merchant navy that every American merchant captain seems to carry; since it’s not returned, I can only assume it's somewhat justified; and it certainly seems that old country sailors are less inclined to read. This only highlights the officers of the Flying Scud, who had a solid library, both literary and professional. They possessed Findlay's five directories of the world—all worn out, as is typical for Findlay, and all marked up with corrections and notes—along with several navigation books, a signal code, and an Admiralty book with an orange cover titled Islands of the Eastern Pacific Ocean, Vol. III., which appeared to be the most recent authority based on its imprint and showed signs of being frequently referenced in sections about the French Frigate Shoals, the Harman, Cure, Pearl, and Hermes reefs, Lisiansky Island, Ocean Island, and the spot where we were situated—Brooks or Midway. A volume of Macaulay's Essays and a penny Shakespeare led the way in literature; the rest were novels: several by Miss Braddon—including, of course, Aurora Floyd, which has reached every island in the Pacific—a good number of cheap detective novels, Rob Roy, Auerbach's Auf der Hohe in German, and a prize-winning temperance story, taken (judging by the stamp) from an Anglo-Indian circulating library.

“The Admiralty man gives a fine picture of our island,” remarked Nares, who had turned up Midway Island. “He draws the dreariness rather mild, but you can make out he knows the place.”

“The Admiralty guy gives a great overview of our island,” remarked Nares, who had shown up at Midway Island. “He depicts the bleakness pretty gently, but you can tell he knows the area.”

“Captain,” I cried, “you've struck another point in this mad business. See here,” I went on eagerly, drawing from my pocket a crumpled fragment of the Daily Occidental which I had inherited from Jim: “'misled by Hoyt's Pacific Directory'? Where's Hoyt?”

“Captain,” I shouted, “you've hit another nail on the head in this crazy situation. Look here,” I continued excitedly, pulling out a wrinkled piece of the Daily Occidental that I got from Jim: “'misled by Hoyt's Pacific Directory'? Where is Hoyt?”

“Let's look into that,” said Nares. “I got that book on purpose for this cruise.” Therewith he fetched it from the shelf in his berth, turned to Midway Island, and read the account aloud. It stated with precision that the Pacific Mail Company were about to form a depot there, in preference to Honolulu, and that they had already a station on the island.

“Let’s check that out,” said Nares. “I got that book specifically for this cruise.” With that, he grabbed it from the shelf in his cabin, turned to Midway Island, and read the passage aloud. It clearly stated that the Pacific Mail Company was about to establish a depot there, instead of Honolulu, and that they already had a station on the island.

“I wonder who gives these Directory men their information,” Nares reflected. “Nobody can blame Trent after that. I never got in company with squarer lying; it reminds a man of a presidential campaign.”

“I wonder who gives these Directory guys their information,” Nares thought. “No one can blame Trent after that. I've never encountered such blatant lying; it makes you think of a presidential campaign.”

“All very well,” said I. “That's your Hoyt, and a fine, tall copy. But what I want to know is, where is Trent's Hoyt?”

“All good,” I said. “That's your Hoyt, and it's a great, tall version. But what I really want to know is, where's Trent's Hoyt?”

“Took it with him,” chuckled Nares. “He had left everything else, bills and money and all the rest; he was bound to take something, or it would have aroused attention on the Tempest: 'Happy thought,' says he, 'let's take Hoyt.'”

“Took it with him,” laughed Nares. “He left everything else—bills, cash, and all that; he had to take something, or it would have raised suspicion on the Tempest: 'Great idea,' he says, 'let’s take Hoyt.'”

“And has it not occurred to you,” I went on, “that all the Hoyts in creation couldn't have misled Trent, since he had in his hand that red admiralty book, an official publication, later in date, and particularly full on Midway Island?”

“And hasn't it crossed your mind,” I continued, “that all the Hoyts in the world couldn't have misled Trent, since he had that red admiralty book in his hand, an official publication, dated later, and especially detailed about Midway Island?”

“That's a fact!” cried Nares; “and I bet the first Hoyt he ever saw was out of the mercantile library of San Francisco. Looks as if he had brought her here on purpose, don't it? But then that's inconsistent with the steam-crusher of the sale. That's the trouble with this brig racket; any one can make half a dozen theories for sixty or seventy per cent of it; but when they're made, there's always a fathom or two of slack hanging out of the other end.”

“That's a fact!” shouted Nares; “and I bet the first Hoyt he ever saw came from the San Francisco commercial library. It seems like he brought her here intentionally, doesn’t it? But that doesn’t line up with the steam-crusher of the sale. That's the issue with this brig racket; anyone can come up with half a dozen theories for sixty or seventy percent of it, but once they're made, there's always a couple of loose ends hanging out the other side.”

I believe our attention fell next on the papers, of which we had altogether a considerable bulk. I had hoped to find among these matter for a full-length character of Captain Trent; but here I was doomed, on the whole, to disappointment. We could make out he was an orderly man, for all his bills were docketed and preserved. That he was convivial, and inclined to be frugal even in conviviality, several documents proclaimed. Such letters as we found were, with one exception, arid notes from tradesmen. The exception, signed Hannah Trent, was a somewhat fervid appeal for a loan. “You know what misfortunes I have had to bear,” wrote Hannah, “and how much I am disappointed in George. The landlady appeared a true friend when I first came here, and I thought her a perfect lady. But she has come out since then in her true colours; and if you will not be softened by this last appeal, I can't think what is to become of your affectionate——” and then the signature. This document was without place or date, and a voice told me that it had gone likewise without answer. On the whole, there were few letters anywhere in the ship; but we found one before we were finished, in a seaman's chest, of which I must transcribe some sentences. It was dated from some place on the Clyde. “My dearist son,” it ran, “this is to tell you your dearist father passed away, Jan twelft, in the peace of the Lord. He had your photo and dear David's lade upon his bed, made me sit by him. Let's be a' thegither, he said, and gave you all his blessing. O my dear laddie, why were nae you and Davie here? He would have had a happier passage. He spok of both of ye all night most beautiful, and how ye used to stravaig on the Saturday afternoons, and of auld Kelvinside. Sooth the tune to me, he said, though it was the Sabbath, and I had to sooth him Kelvin Grove, and he looked at his fiddle, the dear man. I cannae bear the sight of it, he'll never play it mair. O my lamb, come home to me, I'm all by my lane now.” The rest was in a religious vein and quite conventional. I have never seen any one more put out than Nares, when I handed him this letter; he had read but a few words, before he cast it down; it was perhaps a minute ere he picked it up again, and the performance was repeated the third time before he reached the end.

I think our attention next turned to the papers, which we had amassed in considerable amounts. I had hoped to find enough material for a detailed profile of Captain Trent; however, I was ultimately disappointed. We could tell he was an organized person because all his bills were neatly filed and kept. Several documents indicated that he enjoyed socializing but tended to be frugal even then. The letters we found were mainly boring notes from merchants, except for one signed by Hannah Trent, which was a passionate request for a loan. “You know the troubles I've faced,” Hannah wrote, “and how let down I am by George. The landlady seemed like a true friend when I first arrived, and I thought she was a wonderful woman. But she's revealed her true nature since then; and if this last appeal doesn’t touch your heart, I don’t know what will become of your loving——” and then the signature. This letter had no place or date, and I sensed that it had gone unanswered. Overall, there were very few letters on the ship; but we did find one later in a sailor's chest, from which I must quote a few lines. It was dated from some location on the Clyde. “My dearest son,” it began, “this is to inform you that your dearest father passed away on January 12th, peacefully in the Lord. He had your photo and dear David's on his bed, and made me sit by him. 'Let’s all be together,' he said, and he gave you all his blessing. Oh, my dear lad, why weren’t you and Davie here? He would have been much happier. He spoke of both of you beautifully all night, and how you used to roam around on Saturday afternoons, and of old Kelvinside. 'Play the tune for me,' he said, even though it was Sunday, and I had to play him Kelvin Grove, while he looked at his fiddle, the dear man. I can't bear to see it; he will never play it again. Oh, my darling, come home to me; I’m all alone now.” The rest of the letter was religious and rather conventional. I have never seen anyone more upset than Nares when I handed him this letter; he had read only a few words before throwing it down. It took him about a minute before he picked it up again, and he repeated the process a third time before he finished reading it.

“It's touching, isn't it?” said I.

“It's heartwarming, isn't it?” I said.

For all answer, Nares exploded in a brutal oath; and it was some half an hour later that he vouchsafed an explanation. “I'll tell you what broke me up about that letter,” said he. “My old man played the fiddle, played it all out of tune: one of the things he played was Martyrdom, I remember—it was all martyrdom to me. He was a pig of a father, and I was a pig of a son; but it sort of came over me I would like to hear that fiddle squeak again. Natural,” he added; “I guess we're all beasts.”

For all his response, Nares let out a fierce curse, and it was about half an hour later that he finally explained. “I’ll tell you what got to me about that letter,” he said. “My dad used to play the fiddle, completely out of tune: one of the things he played was Martyrdom. I remember—it was all martyrdom to me. He was a terrible father, and I was a terrible son; but it hit me that I’d really like to hear that fiddle screech again. It’s natural,” he added; “I guess we’re all just animals.”

“All sons are, I guess,” said I. “I have the same trouble on my conscience: we can shake hands on that.” Which (oddly enough, perhaps) we did.

“All sons are, I guess,” I said. “I have the same trouble weighing on my conscience: we can agree on that.” Which, oddly enough, we did.

Amongst the papers we found a considerable sprinkling of photographs; for the most part either of very debonair-looking young ladies or old women of the lodging-house persuasion. But one among them was the means of our crowning discovery.

Among the papers, we found quite a number of photographs; mostly of either stylish young women or older women from boarding houses. But one of them led us to our biggest discovery.

“They're not pretty, are they, Mr. Dodd?” said Nares, as he passed it over.

“They're not great, are they, Mr. Dodd?” Nares said as he handed it over.

“Who?” I asked, mechanically taking the card (it was a quarter-plate) in hand, and smothering a yawn; for the hour was late, the day had been laborious, and I was wearying for bed.

“Who?” I asked, automatically taking the card (it was a quarter-plate) in my hand, and stifling a yawn; it was late, the day had been tiring, and I was ready for bed.

“Trent and Company,” said he. “That's a historic picture of the gang.”

“Trent and Company,” he said. “That's a classic photo of the group.”

I held it to the light, my curiosity at a low ebb: I had seen Captain Trent once, and had no delight in viewing him again. It was a photograph of the deck of the brig, taken from forward: all in apple-pie order; the hands gathered in the waist, the officers on the poop. At the foot of the card was written “Brig Flying Scud, Rangoon,” and a date; and above or below each individual figure the name had been carefully noted.

I held it up to the light, feeling a bit uninterested: I'd seen Captain Trent once and didn't feel thrilled about seeing him again. It was a photo of the brig's deck, taken from the front: everything was perfectly arranged; the crew was gathered in the middle, and the officers were on the back deck. At the bottom of the card, it said “Brig Flying Scud, Rangoon,” along with a date; and above or below each person, their names had been carefully written.

As I continued to gaze, a shock went through me; the dimness of sleep and fatigue lifted from my eyes, as fog lifts in the channel; and I beheld with startled clearness the photographic presentment of a crowd of strangers. “J. Trent, Master” at the top of the card directed me to a smallish, weazened man, with bushy eyebrows and full white beard, dressed in a frock coat and white trousers; a flower stuck in his button-hole, his bearded chin set forward, his mouth clenched with habitual determination. There was not much of the sailor in his looks, but plenty of the martinet: a dry, precise man, who might pass for a preacher in some rigid sect; and whatever he was, not the Captain Trent of San Francisco. The men, too, were all new to me: the cook, an unmistakable Chinaman, in his characteristic dress, standing apart on the poop steps. But perhaps I turned on the whole with the greatest curiosity to the figure labelled “E. Goddedaal, 1st off.” He whom I had never seen, he might be the identical; he might be the clue and spring of all this mystery; and I scanned his features with the eye of a detective. He was of great stature, seemingly blonde as a viking, his hair clustering round his head in frowsy curls, and two enormous whiskers, like the tusks of some strange animal, jutting from his cheeks. With these virile appendages and the defiant attitude in which he stood, the expression of his face only imperfectly harmonised. It was wild, heroic, and womanish looking; and I felt I was prepared to hear he was a sentimentalist, and to see him weep.

As I kept staring, a shock ran through me; the haze of sleep and fatigue lifted from my eyes, like fog clearing from the bay; and I suddenly saw clearly the photo of a crowd of strangers. “J. Trent, Master” at the top of the card pointed me to a small, thin man with bushy eyebrows and a full white beard, wearing a frock coat and white pants; a flower pinned in his buttonhole, his bearded chin jutting forward, his mouth set tight with determination. He didn’t look much like a sailor at all but rather like a strict officer: a dry, precise man who could easily pass for a preacher in some uptight group; and whatever he was, he wasn’t the Captain Trent of San Francisco. The men were all new to me too: the cook, a clear-cut Chinaman in his traditional outfit, standing off to the side on the poop steps. But I was most curious about the figure labeled “E. Goddedaal, 1st off.” He was someone I’d never met; he might be the key to this whole mystery, and I scrutinized his features like a detective. He was tall, seemingly blonde like a Viking, with hair curling messily around his head and two huge whiskers, resembling the tusks of a strange animal, protruding from his cheeks. With these manly features and the defiant way he stood, the expression on his face didn’t quite match. It was wild, heroic, and almost feminine; I felt ready to hear that he was a sentimental type, and to see him cry.

For some while I digested my discovery in private, reflecting how best, and how with most of drama, I might share it with the captain. Then my sketch-book came in my head; and I fished it out from where it lay, with other miscellaneous possessions, at the foot of my bunk and turned to my sketch of Captain Trent and the survivors of the British brig Flying Scud in the San Francisco bar-room.

For a while, I kept my discovery to myself, thinking about the best and most dramatic way to share it with the captain. Then I remembered my sketchbook; I pulled it out from where it was, along with other random belongings, at the bottom of my bunk, and opened to my sketch of Captain Trent and the survivors of the British brig Flying Scud in the barroom in San Francisco.

“Nares,” said I, “I've told you how I first saw Captain Trent in that saloon in 'Frisco? how he came with his men, one of them a Kanaka with a canary-bird in a cage? and how I saw him afterwards at the auction, frightened to death, and as much surprised at how the figures skipped up as anybody there? Well,” said I, “there's the man I saw”—and I laid the sketch before him—“there's Trent of 'Frisco and there are his three hands. Find one of them in the photograph, and I'll be obliged.”

“Nares,” I said, “I told you about the first time I saw Captain Trent in that bar in San Francisco, right? He came in with his crew, including a Kanaka who had a canary in a cage. Then I saw him later at the auction, looking scared to death and just as surprised as anyone when the prices kept going up. Well,” I said, “there’s the guy I saw”—and I laid the sketch in front of him—“there’s Trent from San Francisco and here are his three crew members. If you can find one of them in the photograph, I’d appreciate it.”

Nares compared the two in silence. “Well,” he said at last, “I call this rather a relief: seems to clear the horizon. We might have guessed at something of the kind from the double ration of chests that figured.”

Nares compared the two quietly. “Well,” he finally said, “I find this to be quite a relief: it seems to clear things up. We might have suspected something like this from the extra supply of chests that were mentioned.”

“Does it explain anything?” I asked.

“Does it explain anything?” I asked.

“It would explain everything,” Nares replied, “but for the steam-crusher. It'll all tally as neat as a patent puzzle, if you leave out the way these people bid the wreck up. And there we come to a stone wall. But whatever it is, Mr. Dodd, it's on the crook.”

“It would explain everything,” Nares replied, “but for the steam-crusher. It all adds up perfectly like a patent puzzle if you ignore how these people drove the wreck up. And that’s where we hit a dead end. But whatever it is, Mr. Dodd, it’s definitely suspicious.”

“And looks like piracy,” I added.

“And it looks like piracy,” I added.

“Looks like blind hookey!” cried the captain. “No, don't you deceive yourself; neither your head nor mine is big enough to put a name on this business.”

“Looks like blind hookey!” shouted the captain. “No, don’t fool yourself; neither your head nor mine is big enough to name this situation.”





CHAPTER XV. THE CARGO OF THE “FLYING SCUD.”

In my early days I was a man, the most wedded to his idols of my generation. I was a dweller under roofs: the gull of that which we call civilisation; a superstitious votary of the plastic arts; a cit; and a prop of restaurants. I had a comrade in those days, somewhat of an outsider, though he moved in the company of artists, and a man famous in our small world for gallantry, knee breeches, and dry and pregnant sayings. He, looking on the long meals and waxing bellies of the French, whom I confess I somewhat imitated, branded me as “a cultivator of restaurant fat.” And I believe he had his finger on the dangerous spot; I believe, if things had gone smooth with me, I should be now swollen like a prize-ox in body, and fallen in mind to a thing perhaps as low as many types of bourgeois—the implicit or exclusive artist. That was a home word of Pinkerton's, deserving to be writ in letters of gold on the portico of every school of art: “What I can't see is why you should want to do nothing else.” The dull man is made, not by the nature, but by the degree of his immersion in a single business. And all the more if that be sedentary, uneventful, and ingloriously safe. More than one half of him will then remain unexercised and undeveloped; the rest will be distended and deformed by over-nutrition, over-cerebration, and the heat of rooms. And I have often marvelled at the impudence of gentlemen, who describe and pass judgment on the life of man, in almost perfect ignorance of all its necessary elements and natural careers. Those who dwell in clubs and studios may paint excellent pictures or write enchanting novels. There is one thing that they should not do: they should pass no judgment on man's destiny, for it is a thing with which they are unacquainted. Their own life is an excrescence of the moment, doomed, in the vicissitude of history, to pass and disappear: the eternal life of man, spent under sun and rain and in rude physical effort, lies upon one side, scarce changed since the beginning.

In my early days, I was a man deeply attached to his idols, one of the most devoted of my generation. I lived in a world filled with what we call civilization; I was a superstitious follower of the arts; a city dweller; and a regular at restaurants. Back then, I had a friend who was somewhat of an outsider. He associated with artists and was known in our small circle for his charm, stylish knee breeches, and clever, insightful remarks. Observing the long meals and expanding waistlines of the French, which I’ll admit I somewhat emulated, he labeled me as “a cultivator of restaurant fat.” I think he hit on something significant; if things had gone well for me, I might have ended up bloated like a prize bull, and my mind would have diminished to something perhaps as low as many types of bourgeois—the implicit or exclusive artist. That was a term from Pinkerton that deserves to be written in gold letters over the entrance of every art school: “What I can't understand is why you would want to do nothing else.” A dull person is created, not by nature, but by how deeply they are immersed in one single pursuit. This is especially true if that pursuit is sedentary, uneventful, and comfortably safe. More than half of that person will remain unexercised and undeveloped, while the rest will become swollen and distorted due to overindulgence, excessive thinking, and the heat of enclosed spaces. I’ve often wondered at the audacity of those gentlemen who describe and judge the human experience while being almost completely ignorant of all its essential elements and natural paths. People who spend their time in clubs and studios may produce excellent paintings or write captivating novels. However, there’s one thing they shouldn’t do: they shouldn’t judge humanity’s fate, as it is something they know little about. Their own life is just a fleeting moment, destined, in the course of history, to vanish and fade away; the eternal life of humanity, spent under the sun and rain and through hard physical labor, remains largely unchanged since the beginning.

I would I could have carried along with me to Midway Island all the writers and the prating artists of my time. Day after day of hope deferred, of heat, of unremitting toil; night after night of aching limbs, bruised hands, and a mind obscured with the grateful vacancy of physical fatigue: the scene, the nature of my employment; the rugged speech and faces of my fellow-toilers, the glare of the day on deck, the stinking twilight in the bilge, the shrill myriads of the ocean-fowl: above all, the sense of our immitigable isolation from the world and from the current epoch;—keeping another time, some eras old; the new day heralded by no daily paper, only by the rising sun; and the State, the churches, the peopled empires, war, and the rumours of war, and the voices of the arts, all gone silent as in the days ere they were yet invented. Such were the conditions of my new experience in life, of which (if I had been able) I would have had all my confreres and contemporaries to partake: forgetting, for that while, the orthodoxies of the moment, and devoted to a single and material purpose under the eye of heaven.

I wish I could have taken all the writers and loud artists of my time with me to Midway Island. Day after day of postponed hope, heat, and endless hard work; night after night of sore limbs, battered hands, and a mind blank from the comforting exhaustion of physical labor: the scenery, the nature of my job; the rough accents and faces of my fellow workers, the bright sunlight on deck, the fetid twilight in the bilge, the piercing cries of the ocean birds: above all, the feeling of our unending isolation from the world and from this era; experiencing another time, some old ages; the new day marked not by a daily newspaper, but solely by the rising sun; and the government, the churches, the populated empires, war, and the rumors of war, and the voices of the arts, all gone quiet as if they had never existed. Such were the conditions of my new life experience, which (if I could have) I would have wanted all my peers and contemporaries to share: forgetting, for that time, the beliefs of the moment, and focused on a single, tangible purpose under the watchful sky.

Of the nature of our task, I must continue to give some summary idea. The forecastle was lumbered with ship's chandlery, the hold nigh full of rice, the lazarette crowded with the teas and silks. These must all be dug out; and that made but a fraction of our task. The hold was ceiled throughout; a part, where perhaps some delicate cargo was once stored, had been lined, in addition, with inch boards; and between every beam there was a movable panel into the bilge. Any of these, the bulkheads of the cabins, the very timbers of the hull itself, might be the place of hiding. It was therefore necessary to demolish, as we proceeded, a great part of the ship's inner skin and fittings, and to auscultate what remained, like a doctor sounding for a lung disease. Upon the return, from any beam or bulkhead, of a flat or doubtful sound, we must up axe and hew into the timber: a violent and—from the amount of dry rot in the wreck—a mortifying exercise. Every night saw a deeper inroad into the bones of the Flying Scud—more beams tapped and hewn in splinters, more planking peeled away and tossed aside—and every night saw us as far as ever from the end and object of our arduous devastation. In this perpetual disappointment, my courage did not fail me, but my spirits dwindled; and Nares himself grew silent and morose. At night, when supper was done, we passed an hour in the cabin, mostly without speech: I, sometimes dozing over a book; Nares, sullenly but busily drilling sea-shells with the instrument called a Yankee Fiddle. A stranger might have supposed we were estranged; as a matter of fact, in this silent comradeship of labour, our intimacy grew.

I need to give a brief overview of our task. The forecastle was cluttered with ship supplies, the hold nearly full of rice, and the lazarette packed with teas and silks. All of these items had to be removed, and that was just a small part of our job. The hold was lined with ceiling boards; in one area, where maybe some fragile cargo was once kept, it was additionally lined with inch boards; and there were movable panels between every beam leading down to the bilge. Any of these spots, the cabin bulkheads, or even the timbers of the hull could be hiding something. So, we had to tear apart a significant part of the ship’s inner structure and examine what was left, like a doctor checking for lung issues. Whenever we heard a flat or uncertain sound from any beam or bulkhead, we had to grab an axe and chop into the timber: a brutal and, given the amount of dry rot in the wreck, frustrating task. Each night, we made deeper inroads into the bones of the Flying Scud—more beams tapped and splintered, more planks stripped away and discarded—and each night we felt no closer to finishing our grueling work. In the face of this constant letdown, I didn’t lose my courage, but my spirits began to fade; even Nares became quiet and gloomy. At night, after dinner, we spent an hour in the cabin mostly in silence: I sometimes dozing with a book, while Nares was grumpily but busily drilling sea shells with a tool called a Yankee Fiddle. A stranger might have thought we were at odds, but in reality, this quiet partnership in work brought us even closer.

I had been struck, at the first beginning of our enterprise upon the wreck, to find the men so ready at the captain's lightest word. I dare not say they liked, but I can never deny that they admired him thoroughly. A mild word from his mouth was more valued than flattery and half a dollar from myself; if he relaxed at all from his habitual attitude of censure, smiling alacrity surrounded him; and I was led to think his theory of captainship, even if pushed to excess, reposed upon some ground of reason. But even terror and admiration of the captain failed us before the end. The men wearied of the hopeless, unremunerative quest and the long strain of labour. They began to shirk and grumble. Retribution fell on them at once, and retribution multiplied the grumblings. With every day it took harder driving to keep them to the daily drudge; and we, in our narrow boundaries, were kept conscious every moment of the ill-will of our assistants.

I was surprised, at the very start of our mission on the wreck, to see how eager the men were to respond to the captain’s slightest command. I wouldn’t say they liked him, but I can’t deny that they admired him completely. A gentle word from him meant more to them than flattery and half a dollar from me; if he ever lightened his usual critical demeanor, he was immediately surrounded by smiles and enthusiasm. This made me think that his leadership style, even if a bit extreme, was based on something sensible. But even the fear and respect for the captain faded by the end. The men grew tired of the pointless, unrewarding search and the constant hard work. They started to slack off and complain. Consequences hit them right away, and those consequences only fueled more complaints. Each day, it took more effort to keep them engaged in the daily grind, and we felt their resentment toward us at every moment in our limited space.

In spite of the best care, the object of our search was perfectly well known to all on board; and there had leaked out besides some knowledge of those inconsistencies that had so greatly amazed the captain and myself. I could overhear the men debate the character of Captain Trent, and set forth competing theories of where the opium was stowed; and as they seemed to have been eavesdropping on ourselves, I thought little shame to prick up my ears when I had the return chance of spying upon them, in this way. I could diagnose their temper and judge how far they were informed upon the mystery of the Flying Scud. It was after having thus overheard some almost mutinous speeches that a fortunate idea crossed my mind. At night, I matured it in my bed, and the first thing the next morning, broached it to the captain.

Despite the best care, everyone on board was well aware of what we were looking for; and some knowledge of the inconsistencies that had so surprised the captain and me had also leaked out. I could overhear the crew discussing Captain Trent's character and coming up with different theories about where the opium was hidden. Since they seemed to be eavesdropping on us, I felt no shame in listening in on them in turn. I could sense their mood and gauge how much they knew about the mystery of the Flying Scud. After hearing some almost mutinous remarks, a clever idea occurred to me. That night, I worked on it in bed, and the first thing the next morning, I shared it with the captain.

“Suppose I spirit up the hands a bit,” I asked, “by the offer of a reward?”

“Suppose I get the people involved a little,” I asked, “by offering a reward?”

“If you think you're getting your month's wages out of them the way it is, I don't,” was his reply. “However, they are all the men you've got, and you're the supercargo.”

“If you think you’re getting your month’s pay out of them like this, I don’t,” he replied. “But they’re all the men you have, and you’re the supercargo.”

This, from a person of the captain's character, might be regarded as complete adhesion; and the crew were accordingly called aft. Never had the captain worn a front more menacing. It was supposed by all that some misdeed had been discovered, and some surprising punishment was to be announced.

This, coming from someone like the captain, could be seen as total commitment; so the crew was called to the back. The captain had never looked more intimidating. Everyone assumed that a wrongdoing had been uncovered and that some shocking punishment was about to be revealed.

“See here, you!” he threw at them over his shoulder as he walked the deck, “Mr. Dodd here is going to offer a reward to the first man who strikes the opium in that wreck. There's two ways of making a donkey go; both good, I guess: the one's kicks and the other's carrots. Mr. Dodd's going to try the carrots. Well, my sons,”—and here he faced the men for the first time with his hands behind him—“if that opium's not found in five days, you can come to me for the kicks.”

“Listen up, everyone!” he shouted over his shoulder as he walked across the deck, “Mr. Dodd here is going to offer a reward to the first person who finds the opium in that wreck. There are two ways to motivate a donkey; both are effective, I suppose: one is through kicks and the other is through carrots. Mr. Dodd's going to go with the carrots. Well, my friends,”—and here he turned to face the men for the first time with his hands behind him—“if that opium isn’t found in five days, you can come to me for the kicks.”

He nodded to the present narrator, who took up the tale. “Here is what I propose, men,” said I: “I put up one hundred and fifty dollars. If any man can lay hands on the stuff right away, and off his own club, he shall have the hundred and fifty down. If any one can put us on the scent of where to look, he shall have a hundred and twenty-five, and the balance shall be for the lucky one who actually picks it up. We'll call it the Pinkerton Stakes, captain,” I added, with a smile.

He nodded to the current narrator, who continued the story. “Here’s what I’m proposing, guys,” I said: “I’m putting up one hundred and fifty dollars. If anyone can get their hands on the stuff right away, and from their own club, they’ll get the hundred and fifty right away. If someone can give us a lead on where to look, they’ll get a hundred and twenty-five, and the rest will go to the lucky person who actually finds it. We’ll call it the Pinkerton Stakes, captain,” I added with a smile.

“Call it the Grand Combination Sweep, then,” cries he. “For I go you better.—Look here, men, I make up this jack-pot to two hundred and fifty dollars, American gold coin.”

“Let’s call it the Grand Combination Sweep, then,” he shouts. “I’ll raise you even better.—Look here, guys, I’m putting this jackpot at two hundred and fifty dollars in American gold coins.”

“Thank you, Captain Nares,” said I; “that was handsomely done.”

“Thanks, Captain Nares,” I said; “that was really well done.”

“It was kindly meant,” he returned.

“It was intended kindly,” he replied.

The offer was not made in vain; the hands had scarce yet realised the magnitude of the reward, they had scarce begun to buzz aloud in the extremity of hope and wonder, ere the Chinese cook stepped forward with gracious gestures and explanatory smiles.

The offer wasn’t made in vain; the hands had barely registered the size of the reward, they had only just started to buzz with hope and excitement, when the Chinese cook stepped forward with friendly gestures and explaining smiles.

“Captain,” he began, “I serv-um two year Melican navy; serv-um six year mail-boat steward. Savvy plenty.”

“Captain,” he started, “I’ve served two years in the American navy; served six years as a mail-boat steward. I know a lot.”

“Oho!” cried Nares, “you savvy plenty, do you? (Beggar's seen this trick in the mail-boats, I guess.) Well, why you no savvy a little sooner, sonny?”

“Oho!” shouted Nares, “you understand a lot, do you? (I bet the beggar has seen this trick on the mail boats.) Well, why didn't you figure it out a bit earlier, kid?”

“I think bimeby make-um reward,” replied the cook, with smiling dignity.

“I think soon we’ll get a reward,” replied the cook, with a smile of dignity.

“Well, you can't say fairer than that,” the captain admitted, “and now the reward's offered, you'll talk? Speak up, then. Suppose you speak true, you get reward. See?”

“Well, you can't say it any clearer than that,” the captain admitted, “and now that the reward's offered, you'll talk? Go ahead, then. If you speak the truth, you get the reward. Got it?”

“I think long time,” replied the Chinaman. “See plenty litty mat lice; too-muchy plenty litty mat lice; sixty ton, litty mat lice. I think all-e-time: perhaps plenty opium plenty litty mat lice.”

“I think for a long time,” replied the Chinese man. “I see a lot of little mat lice; way too many little mat lice; sixty tons of little mat lice. I keep thinking: maybe a lot of opium will help with all these little mat lice.”

“Well, Mr. Dodd, how does that strike you?” asked the captain. “He may be right, he may be wrong. He's likely to be right: for if he isn't, where can the stuff be? On the other hand, if he's wrong, we destroy a hundred and fifty tons of good rice for nothing. It's a point to be considered.”

“Well, Mr. Dodd, what do you think?” the captain asked. “He could be right or he could be wrong. He’s probably right: if not, where else could the stuff be? But if he’s wrong, we’ll waste a hundred and fifty tons of good rice for no reason. It’s something to think about.”

“I don't hesitate,” said I. “Let's get to the bottom of the thing. The rice is nothing; the rice will neither make nor break us.”

“I’m not holding back,” I said. “Let’s figure this out. The rice doesn’t matter; it’s not going to make or break us.”

“That's how I expected you to see it,” returned Nares.

"That's what I expected you to think," Nares replied.

And we called the boat away and set forth on our new quest.

And we called for the boat and set off on our new adventure.

The hold was now almost entirely emptied; the mats (of which there went forty to the short ton) had been stacked on deck, and now crowded the ship's waist and forecastle. It was our task to disembowel and explore six thousand individual mats, and incidentally to destroy a hundred and fifty tons of valuable food. Nor were the circumstances of the day's business less strange than its essential nature. Each man of us, armed with a great knife, attacked the pile from his own quarter, slashed into the nearest mat, burrowed in it with his hands, and shed forth the rice upon the deck, where it heaped up, overflowed, and was trodden down, poured at last into the scuppers, and occasionally spouted from the vents. About the wreck, thus transformed into an overflowing granary, the sea-fowl swarmed in myriads and with surprising insolence. The sight of so much food confounded them; they deafened us with their shrill tongues, swooped in our midst, dashed in our faces, and snatched the grain from between our fingers. The men—their hands bleeding from these assaults—turned savagely on the offensive, drove their knives into the birds, drew them out crimsoned, and turned again to dig among the rice, unmindful of the gawking creatures that struggled and died among their feet. We made a singular picture: the hovering and diving birds; the bodies of the dead discolouring the rice with blood; the scuppers vomiting breadstuff; the men, frenzied by the gold hunt, toiling, slaying, and shouting aloud: over all, the lofty intricacy of rigging and the radiant heaven of the Pacific. Every man there toiled in the immediate hope of fifty dollars; and I, of fifty thousand. Small wonder if we waded callously in blood and food.

The hold was now nearly empty; the mats (of which there were forty to the short ton) had been stacked on deck and now filled up the ship's waist and forecastle. Our task was to cut open and examine six thousand individual mats and, in the process, waste a hundred and fifty tons of valuable food. The situation of the day was just as odd as what we were doing. Each of us, armed with a big knife, attacked the pile from our own spot, slashed into the nearest mat, dug through it with our hands, and spilled the rice onto the deck, where it piled up, overflowed, and was trampled down, eventually draining into the scuppers and occasionally shooting out from the vents. Around the wreck, now turned into a spilling granary, seabirds swarmed in large numbers and with surprising boldness. The sight of so much food confused them; they deafened us with their loud calls, swooped around us, flew in our faces, and snatched the grain from our fingers. The men—whose hands were bleeding from these attacks—turned fiercely on the birds, stabbing them with their knives, pulling them out covered in blood, and then going back to digging through the rice, ignoring the struggling and dying creatures at their feet. We made a striking scene: the birds hovering and diving; the bodies of the dead staining the rice with blood; the scuppers spewing out grains; the men, driven by the quest for gold, working hard, killing, and yelling loudly: above all, the complex rigging and the bright sky of the Pacific. Every man there worked with the immediate hope of fifty dollars; I aimed for fifty thousand. No wonder we waded carelessly through blood and food.

It was perhaps about ten in the forenoon when the scene was interrupted. Nares, who had just ripped open a fresh mat, drew forth, and slung at his feet, among the rice, a papered tin box.

It was probably around ten in the morning when the scene was interrupted. Nares, who had just opened a new mat, pulled out and tossed at his feet, among the rice, a paper-wrapped tin box.

“How's that?” he shouted.

“How’s that?” he yelled.

A cry broke from all hands: the next moment, forgetting their own disappointment, in that contagious sentiment of success, they gave three cheers that scared the sea-birds; and the next, they had crowded round the captain, and were jostling together and groping with emulous hands in the new-opened mat. Box after box rewarded them, six in all; wrapped, as I have said, in a paper envelope, and the paper printed on, in Chinese characters.

A shout erupted from everyone: the next moment, putting aside their own disappointment, they got caught up in the shared feeling of success and cheered three times, startling the sea birds; and immediately after, they crowded around the captain, jostling each other and eagerly reaching into the newly opened mat. Box after box greeted them, six in total; wrapped, as I mentioned, in a paper envelope, printed with Chinese characters.

Nares turned to me and shook my hand. “I began to think we should never see this day,” said he. “I congratulate you, Mr. Dodd, on having pulled it through.”

Nares turned to me and shook my hand. “I was starting to think we’d never see this day,” he said. “Congrats, Mr. Dodd, on making it happen.”

The captain's tones affected me profoundly; and when Johnson and the men pressed round me in turn with congratulations, the tears came in my eyes.

The captain's words hit me hard; and when Johnson and the guys crowded around me to offer their congratulations, I couldn't help but tear up.

“These are five-tael boxes, more than two pounds,” said Nares, weighing one in his hand. “Say two hundred and fifty dollars to the mat. Lay into it, boys! We'll make Mr. Dodd a millionnaire before dark.”

“These are five-tael boxes, more than two pounds,” said Nares, weighing one in his hand. “Let’s say two hundred and fifty dollars a mat. Get on it, guys! We'll make Mr. Dodd a millionaire before dark.”

It was strange to see with what a fury we fell to. The men had now nothing to expect; the mere idea of great sums inspired them with disinterested ardour. Mats were slashed and disembowelled, the rice flowed to our knees in the ship's waist, the sweat ran in our eyes and blinded us, our arms ached to agony; and yet our fire abated not. Dinner came; we were too weary to eat, too hoarse for conversation; and yet dinner was scarce done, before we were afoot again and delving in the rice. Before nightfall not a mat was unexplored, and we were face to face with the astonishing result.

It was crazy to see how fiercely we jumped in. The men had nothing left to hope for; just the thought of big sums drove them to work with incredible passion. Mats were ripped apart, and rice was up to our knees in the ship's hold, sweat stinging our eyes and blinding us, our arms ached to the point of agony; yet our energy didn't wane. Dinner arrived; we were too exhausted to eat, too hoarse to chat; and yet barely had we finished dinner before we were back on our feet, digging into the rice again. By nightfall, every mat had been searched, and we were confronted with the unbelievable result.

For of all the inexplicable things in the story of the Flying Scud, here was the most inexplicable. Out of the six thousand mats, only twenty were found to have been sugared; in each we found the same amount, about twelve pounds of drug; making a grand total of two hundred and forty pounds. By the last San Francisco quotation, opium was selling for a fraction over twenty dollars a pound; but it had been known not long before to bring as much as forty in Honolulu, where it was contraband.

For all the strange things in the story of the Flying Scud, this was the strangest. Out of the six thousand mats, only twenty were found to be sugared; in each one, we discovered the same amount, around twelve pounds of the drug, totaling two hundred and forty pounds. According to the latest San Francisco quote, opium was selling for just over twenty dollars a pound; however, not long ago, it had gone for as much as forty in Honolulu, where it was illegal.

Taking, then, this high Honolulu figure, the value of the opium on board the Flying Scud fell considerably short of ten thousand dollars, while at the San Francisco rate it lacked a trifle of five thousand. And fifty thousand was the price that Jim and I had paid for it. And Bellairs had been eager to go higher! There is no language to express the stupor with which I contemplated this result.

Taking this high Honolulu figure into account, the value of the opium on board the Flying Scud was significantly less than ten thousand dollars, while at the San Francisco rate it was just shy of five thousand. And we had paid fifty thousand for it. Bellairs had been eager to go even higher! There's no way to express the shock I felt when I saw this outcome.

It may be argued we were not yet sure; there might be yet another cache; and you may be certain in that hour of my distress the argument was not forgotten. There was never a ship more ardently perquested; no stone was left unturned, and no expedient untried; day after day of growing despair, we punched and dug in the brig's vitals, exciting the men with promises and presents; evening after evening Nares and I sat face to face in the narrow cabin, racking our minds for some neglected possibility of search. I could stake my salvation on the certainty of the result: in all that ship there was nothing left of value but the timber and the copper nails. So that our case was lamentably plain; we had paid fifty thousand dollars, borne the charges of the schooner, and paid fancy interest on money; and if things went well with us, we might realise fifteen per cent of the first outlay. We were not merely bankrupt, we were comic bankrupts: a fair butt for jeering in the streets. I hope I bore the blow with a good countenance; indeed, my mind had long been quite made up, and since the day we found the opium I had known the result. But the thought of Jim and Mamie ached in me like a physical pain, and I shrank from speech and companionship.

It could be said that we weren’t entirely sure; there might still be another stash; and you can bet that in that moment of my distress, the argument was not forgotten. There has never been a ship so passionately sought after; no stone was left unturned, and no method was untried; day after day of increasing despair, we poked and dug into the depths of the brig, rallying the crew with promises and gifts; evening after evening, Nares and I sat across from each other in the cramped cabin, racking our brains for some overlooked possibility of discovery. I could bet my life on the certainty of the outcome: in that entire ship, there was nothing of value left except for the wood and the copper nails. So our situation was sadly clear; we had spent fifty thousand dollars, covered the schooner's expenses, and paid exorbitant interest on the borrowed money; and if things went our way, we might get back fifteen percent of the initial investment. We were not just bankrupt, we were laughably bankrupt: a perfect target for mockery in the streets. I hope I handled the setback with a brave face; in truth, I had long accepted it, and since the day we found the opium, I had known what the outcome would be. But the thought of Jim and Mamie hurt me like a physical ache, and I recoiled from conversation and company.

I was in this frame of mind when the captain proposed that we should land upon the island. I saw he had something to say, and only feared it might be consolation; for I could just bear my grief, not bungling sympathy; and yet I had no choice but to accede to his proposal.

I was feeling this way when the captain suggested we land on the island. I could tell he had something to say, and I only worried it might be some sort of comfort; I could barely handle my grief without awkward sympathy. Still, I had no choice but to agree to his proposal.

We walked awhile along the beach in silence. The sun overhead reverberated rays of heat; the staring sand, the glaring lagoon, tortured our eyes; and the birds and the boom of the far-away breakers made a savage symphony.

We walked along the beach in silence for a while. The sun shone down, blasting us with heat; the bright sand and the shining lagoon hurt our eyes; and the birds along with the distant crashing waves created a wild symphony.

“I don't require to tell you the game's up?” Nares asked.

“I don't need to tell you that the game's over?” Nares asked.

“No,” said I.

“No,” I said.

“I was thinking of getting to sea to-morrow,” he pursued.

“I was thinking of going to sea tomorrow,” he continued.

“The best thing you can do,” said I.

“The best thing you can do,” I said.

“Shall we say Honolulu?” he inquired.

“Should we say Honolulu?” he asked.

“O, yes; let's stick to the programme,” I cried. “Honolulu be it!”

“O, yes; let's stick to the plan,” I said. “Honolulu it is!”

There was another silence, and then Nares cleared his throat.

There was another pause, and then Nares cleared his throat.

“We've been pretty good friends, you and me, Mr. Dodd,” he resumed. “We've been going through the kind of thing that tries a man. We've had the hardest kind of work, we've been badly backed, and now we're badly beaten. And we've fetched through without a word of disagreement. I don't say this to praise myself: it's my trade; it's what I'm paid for, and trained for, and brought up to. But it was another thing for you; it was all new to you; and it did me good to see you stand right up to it and swing right into it, day in, day out. And then see how you've taken this disappointment, when everybody knows you must have been tautened up to shying-point! I wish you'd let me tell you, Mr. Dodd, that you've stood out mighty manly and handsomely in all this business, and made every one like you and admire you. And I wish you'd let me tell you, besides, that I've taken this wreck business as much to heart as you have; something kind of rises in my throat when I think we're beaten; and if I thought waiting would do it, I would stick on this reef until we starved.”

“We've been pretty good friends, you and I, Mr. Dodd,” he continued. “We've been through some tough times that really test a person. We've dealt with incredibly hard work, we've had little support, and now we're really struggling. And we've managed to get through without any arguments. I'm not saying this to brag; it's my job; it's what I get paid for, trained for, and raised to do. But this was different for you; it was all uncharted territory. It felt good to see you face it head-on and tackle it every single day. And then to see how you've handled this disappointment, when everyone knows you must have been on edge! I want to tell you, Mr. Dodd, that you've shown incredible strength and grace throughout all of this, and you've earned everyone's respect and admiration. I also want to say that I feel just as deeply about this wreck situation as you do; something tightens in my throat when I think we’ve lost. If I thought waiting would change anything, I would stick around this spot until we ran out of resources.”

I tried in vain to thank him for these generous words, but he was beforehand with me in a moment.

I tried unsuccessfully to thank him for his kind words, but he cut me off in an instant.

“I didn't bring you ashore to sound my praises,” he interrupted. “We understand one another now, that's all; and I guess you can trust me. What I wished to speak about is more important, and it's got to be faced. What are we to do about the Flying Scud and the dime novel?”

“I didn’t bring you here to sing my praises,” he interrupted. “We get each other now, that’s all; and I think you can trust me. What I want to talk about is more important, and it needs to be addressed. What are we going to do about the Flying Scud and the dime novel?”

“I really have thought nothing about that,” I replied. “But I expect I mean to get at the bottom of it; and if the bogus Captain Trent is to be found on the earth's surface, I guess I mean to find him.”

“I honestly haven't thought about that at all,” I replied. “But I plan to get to the bottom of it; and if the fake Captain Trent is anywhere on this planet, I'm sure I'll track him down.”

“All you've got to do is talk,” said Nares; “you can make the biggest kind of boom; it isn't often the reporters have a chance at such a yarn as this; and I can tell you how it will go. It will go by telegraph, Mr. Dodd; it'll be telegraphed by the column, and head-lined, and frothed up, and denied by authority, and it'll hit bogus Captain Trent in a Mexican bar-room, and knock over bogus Goddedaal in a slum somewhere up the Baltic, and bowl down Hardy and Brown in sailors' music halls round Greenock. O, there's no doubt you can have a regular domestic Judgment Day. The only point is whether you deliberately want to.”

“All you have to do is talk,” said Nares; “you can create a huge sensation; it’s not often reporters get a chance at a story like this. I can tell you how it’ll unfold. It’ll go by telegraph, Mr. Dodd; it’ll be sent out in columns, and have a big headline, and be exaggerated, and denied by officials, and it’ll reach fake Captain Trent in a Mexican bar, and knock down fake Goddedaal in a rundown area somewhere up the Baltic, and take down Hardy and Brown in seedy music halls around Greenock. Oh, there’s no doubt you can create a real domestic Judgment Day. The only question is whether you really want to.”

“Well,” said I, “I deliberately don't want one thing: I deliberately don't want to make a public exhibition of myself and Pinkerton: so moral—smuggling opium; such damned fools—paying fifty thousand for a 'dead horse'!”

"Well," I said, "I intentionally don't want one thing: I intentionally don't want to make a public spectacle of myself and Pinkerton. It's so unethical—smuggling opium; such complete idiots—paying fifty thousand for a 'dead horse'!”

“No doubt it might damage you in a business sense,” the captain agreed. “And I'm pleased you take that view; for I've turned kind of soft upon the job. There's been some crookedness about, no doubt of it; but, Law bless you! if we dropped upon the troupe, all the premier artists would slip right out with the boodle in their grip-sacks, and you'd only collar a lot of old mutton-headed shell-backs that didn't know the back of the business from the front. I don't take much stock in Mercantile Jack, you know that; but, poor devil, he's got to go where he's told; and if you make trouble, ten to one it'll make you sick to see the innocents who have to stand the racket. It would be different if we understood the operation; but we don't, you see: there's a lot of queer corners in life; and my vote is to let the blame' thing lie.”

“No doubt it could hurt you in business,” the captain agreed. “And I’m glad you see it that way; I’ve gotten a bit soft on the job. There’s definitely been some shady stuff going on; but honestly! if we were to catch the troupe, all the top artists would slip away with the cash in their bags, and you’d just end up getting a bunch of clueless old guys who don’t know the business at all. I don’t have much faith in Mercantile Jack, you know that; but, poor guy, he has to follow orders; and if you stir up trouble, chances are you’ll feel terrible seeing the innocent people who have to deal with the fallout. It would be different if we knew how things worked; but we don’t, you see: there are a lot of strange turns in life; and I say we should just let the whole thing be.”

“You speak as if we had that in our power,” I objected.

“You talk like we had control over that,” I replied.

“And so we have,” said he.

“And so we have,” he said.

“What about the men?” I asked. “They know too much by half; and you can't keep them from talking.”

“What about the guys?” I asked. “They know way too much, and you can't stop them from talking.”

“Can't I?” returned Nares. “I bet a boarding-master can! They can be all half-seas-over, when they get ashore, blind drunk by dark, and cruising out of the Golden Gate in different deep-sea ships by the next morning. Can't keep them from talking, can't I? Well, I can make 'em talk separate, leastways. If a whole crew came talking, parties would listen; but if it's only one lone old shell-back, it's the usual yarn. And at least, they needn't talk before six months, or—if we have luck, and there's a whaler handy—three years. And by that time, Mr. Dodd, it's ancient history.”

“Can't I?” Nares replied. “I bet a boarding-master can! They can be completely wasted when they get back, stumbling drunk by night, and heading out of the Golden Gate on different deep-sea ships by the next morning. Can’t keep them from chatting, can I? Well, I can at least make them talk separately. If a whole crew starts talking, people will pay attention; but if it's just one old sailor, it's the same old story. And anyway, they shouldn’t have to say anything for six months, or—if we’re lucky, and there’s a whaler around—three years. And by then, Mr. Dodd, it’ll be ancient history.”

“That's what they call Shanghaiing, isn't it?” I asked. “I thought it belonged to the dime novel.”

“That's what they call Shanghaiing, right?” I asked. “I thought it was from those dime novels.”

“O, dime novels are right enough,” returned the captain. “Nothing wrong with the dime novel, only that things happen thicker than they do in life, and the practical seamanship is off-colour.”

“O, dime novels are fine,” replied the captain. “There’s nothing wrong with dime novels, except that things happen more frequently than they do in real life, and the practical seamanship isn’t quite accurate.”

“So we can keep the business to ourselves,” I mused.

“So we can keep the business to ourselves,” I thought.

“There's one other person that might blab,” said the captain. “Though I don't believe she has anything left to tell.”

“There's one other person who might spill the beans,” said the captain. “But I don't think she has anything more to say.”

“And who is SHE?” I asked.

“And who is she?” I asked.

“The old girl there,” he answered, pointing to the wreck. “I know there's nothing in her; but somehow I'm afraid of some one else—it's the last thing you'd expect, so it's just the first that'll happen—some one dropping into this God-forgotten island where nobody drops in, waltzing into that wreck that we've grown old with searching, stooping straight down, and picking right up the very thing that tells the story. What's that to me? you may ask, and why am I gone Soft Tommy on this Museum of Crooks? They've smashed up you and Mr. Pinkerton; they've turned my hair grey with conundrums; they've been up to larks, no doubt; and that's all I know of them—you say. Well, and that's just where it is. I don't know enough; I don't know what's uppermost; it's just such a lot of miscellaneous eventualities as I don't care to go stirring up; and I ask you to let me deal with the old girl after a patent of my own.”

“The old girl over there,” he replied, pointing to the wreck. “I know there's nothing inside; but somehow I'm worried about someone else—it's the last thing you'd expect, so it’s just the first thing that’ll happen—someone showing up on this forgotten island where nobody ever comes, strolling into that wreck that we've gotten used to searching, bending right down, and picking up the very thing that reveals the story. What does that matter to me? you might ask, and why am I being Soft Tommy in this Museum of Crooks? They’ve taken you and Mr. Pinkerton down; they’ve turned my hair grey with puzzles; they’ve certainly been up to no good, and that’s all I know about them—you say. Well, that’s exactly the issue. I don’t know enough; I don’t know what’s important; it’s just a bunch of random possibilities that I don’t want to dig into; and I ask you to let me handle the old girl in my own way.”

“Certainly—what you please,” said I, scarce with attention, for a new thought now occupied my brain. “Captain,” I broke out, “you are wrong: we cannot hush this up. There is one thing you have forgotten.”

“Sure—whatever you want,” I replied, not really focused, as a new thought filled my mind. “Captain,” I exclaimed, “you’re mistaken: we can’t keep this quiet. There’s one thing you’ve overlooked.”

“What is that?” he asked.

“What’s that?” he asked.

“A bogus Captain Trent, a bogus Goddedaal, a whole bogus crew, have all started home,” said I. “If we are right, not one of them will reach his journey's end. And do you mean to say that such a circumstance as that can pass without remark?”

“A fake Captain Trent, a fake Goddedaal, a whole fake crew, have all started home,” I said. “If we're right, not one of them will make it to their destination. Are you really saying that something like that can happen without anyone mentioning it?”

“Sailors,” said the captain, “only sailors! If they were all bound for one place, in a body, I don't say so; but they're all going separate—to Hull, to Sweden, to the Clyde, to the Thames. Well, at each place, what is it? Nothing new. Only one sailor man missing: got drunk, or got drowned, or got left: the proper sailor's end.”

“Sailors,” said the captain, “just sailors! If they were all headed to the same place together, I wouldn't say anything; but they're all going their separate ways—to Hull, to Sweden, to the Clyde, to the Thames. Well, at each location, what is it? Nothing new. Just one sailor missing: either got drunk, drowned, or got left behind—that's the typical sailor's fate.”

Something bitter in the thought and in the speaker's tones struck me hard. “Here is one that has got left!” I cried, getting sharply to my feet; for we had been some time seated. “I wish it were the other. I don't—don't relish going home to Jim with this!”

Something bitter in the thought and in the speaker's tone hit me hard. “Here’s someone who got left!” I yelled, jumping to my feet; we had been sitting for a while. “I wish it were the other way around. I really—really don’t want to go home to Jim with this!”

“See here,” said Nares, with ready tact, “I must be getting aboard. Johnson's in the brig annexing chandlery and canvas, and there's some things in the Norah that want fixing against we go to sea. Would you like to be left here in the chicken-ranch? I'll send for you to supper.”

“Look,” Nares said, quick to adapt, “I really need to get on board. Johnson's in the brig getting supplies and canvas, and there are some things on the Norah that need fixing before we head out to sea. Do you want to stay here at the chicken ranch? I’ll send for you for supper.”

I embraced the proposal with delight. Solitude, in my frame of mind, was not too dearly purchased at the risk of sunstroke or sand-blindness; and soon I was alone on the ill-omened islet. I should find it hard to tell of what I thought—of Jim, of Mamie, of our lost fortune, of my lost hopes, of the doom before me: to turn to at some mechanical occupation in some subaltern rank, and to toil there, unremarked and unamused, until the hour of the last deliverance. I was, at least, so sunk in sadness that I scarce remarked where I was going; and chance (or some finer sense that lives in us, and only guides us when the mind is in abeyance) conducted my steps into a quarter of the island where the birds were few. By some devious route, which I was unable to retrace for my return, I was thus able to mount, without interruption, to the highest point of land. And here I was recalled to consciousness by a last discovery.

I accepted the offer with joy. For me, being alone wasn’t too high a price to pay for the risk of sunburn or going blind from the sand; soon, I found myself isolated on that cursed little island. It would be hard to express what I was thinking—about Jim, about Mamie, about our lost wealth, about my crushed dreams, about the dark future ahead: settling into some mindless job in a lower position, working there, unnoticed and bored, until the moment of final escape. I was so overwhelmed by sadness that I hardly noticed where I was going; chance (or maybe some deeper instinct within us that only kicks in when we’re not really paying attention) led me to a part of the island where there weren’t many birds. Taking a roundabout path that I couldn’t retrace to get back, I was able to climb uninterrupted to the highest point of land. It was there that I was brought back to reality by a final revelation.

The spot on which I stood was level, and commanded a wide view of the lagoon, the bounding reef, the round horizon. Nearer hand I saw the sister islet, the wreck, the Norah Creina, and the Norah's boat already moving shoreward. For the sun was now low, flaming on the sea's verge; and the galley chimney smoked on board the schooner.

The place where I stood was flat, and I had a broad view of the lagoon, the surrounding reef, and the circular horizon. Closer, I could see the sister island, the wreck of the Norah Creina, and Norah's boat already heading toward the shore. The sun was low now, blazing at the edge of the sea; and the smoke from the galley chimney was rising on the schooner.

It thus befell that though my discovery was both affecting and suggestive, I had no leisure to examine further. What I saw was the blackened embers of fire of wreck. By all the signs, it must have blazed to a good height and burned for days; from the scantling of a spar that lay upon the margin only half consumed, it must have been the work of more than one; and I received at once the image of a forlorn troop of castaways, houseless in that lost corner of the earth, and feeding there their fire of signal. The next moment a hail reached me from the boat; and bursting through the bushes and the rising sea-fowl, I said farewell (I trust for ever) to that desert isle.

It happened that even though my discovery was both moving and thought-provoking, I had no time to look into it further. What I saw were the charred remains of a shipwreck. By all accounts, the fire must have burned high and for days; from the piece of a spar that lay on the edge, only partially burned, it had to involve more than one person; and I immediately envisioned a lost group of castaways, stranded in that remote corner of the world, tending to their signal fire. The next moment, I heard a shout from the boat; and pushing through the bushes and the rising seabirds, I said goodbye (I hope forever) to that deserted island.





CHAPTER XVI. IN WHICH I TURN SMUGGLER, AND THE CAPTAIN CASUIST

The last night at Midway, I had little sleep; the next morning, after the sun was risen, and the clatter of departure had begun to reign on deck, I lay a long while dozing; and when at last I stepped from the companion, the schooner was already leaping through the pass into the open sea. Close on her board, the huge scroll of a breaker unfurled itself along the reef with a prodigious clamour; and behind I saw the wreck vomiting into the morning air a coil of smoke. The wreaths already blew out far to leeward, flames already glittered in the cabin skylight; and the sea-fowl were scattered in surprise as wide as the lagoon. As we drew farther off, the conflagration of the Flying Scud flamed higher; and long after we had dropped all signs of Midway Island, the smoke still hung in the horizon like that of a distant steamer. With the fading out of that last vestige, the Norah Creina, passed again into the empty world of cloud and water by which she had approached; and the next features that appeared, eleven days later, to break the line of sky, were the arid mountains of Oahu.

The last night at Midway, I barely slept; the next morning, after the sun rose and the sounds of departure started filling the deck, I lay there dozing for a while. When I finally stepped out, the schooner was already jumping through the pass into the open sea. Right alongside it, a massive wave rolled along the reef with a huge crash, and behind me, I saw the wreck spewing a plume of smoke into the morning air. The smoke already blew far away, flames were flickering in the cabin's skylight, and the seabirds scattered in shock across the lagoon. As we moved further away, the fire from the Flying Scud blazed even higher; and long after we lost sight of Midway Island, the smoke still lingered on the horizon like that of a distant steamer. With the last trace fading away, the Norah Creina once again entered the empty expanse of clouds and water it had crossed to get there; and the next sights to break the line of the sky, eleven days later, were the dry mountains of Oahu.

It has often since been a comfortable thought to me that we had thus destroyed the tell-tale remnants of the Flying Scud; and often a strange one that my last sight and reminiscence of that fatal ship should be a pillar of smoke on the horizon. To so many others besides myself the same appearance had played a part in the various stages of that business: luring some to what they little imagined, filling some with unimaginable terrors. But ours was the last smoke raised in the story; and with its dying away the secret of the Flying Scud became a private property.

It has often been a comforting thought for me that we had destroyed the remaining evidence of the Flying Scud; and it’s strange that my last memory of that doomed ship is a column of smoke on the horizon. For many others besides me, that same sight had a role in the unfolding of events: drawing some in ways they never expected, filling others with unimaginable fears. But ours was the final smoke in the story; and as it faded away, the secret of the Flying Scud became our private possession.

It was by the first light of dawn that we saw, close on board, the metropolitan island of Hawaii. We held along the coast, as near as we could venture, with a fresh breeze and under an unclouded heaven; beholding, as we went, the arid mountain sides and scrubby cocoa-palms of that somewhat melancholy archipelago. About four of the afternoon we turned Waimanolo Point, the westerly headland of the great bight of Honolulu; showed ourselves for twenty minutes in full view; and then fell again to leeward, and put in the rest of daylight, plying under shortened sail under the lee of Waimanolo.

It was at dawn that we finally spotted the island of Hawaii up close. We sailed along the coast as closely as we could, with a nice breeze and a clear sky, taking in the dry mountainsides and scruffy coconut palms of that somewhat gloomy archipelago. Around four in the afternoon, we rounded Waimanolo Point, the western edge of Honolulu's big bay; we were visible for twenty minutes, then dropped back out of sight and spent the rest of the daylight sailing under reduced sail on the lee side of Waimanolo.

A little after dark we beat once more about the point, and crept cautiously toward the mouth of the Pearl Lochs, where Jim and I had arranged I was to meet the smugglers. The night was happily obscure, the water smooth. We showed, according to instructions, no light on deck: only a red lantern dropped from either cathead to within a couple of feet of the water. A lookout was stationed on the bowsprit end, another in the crosstrees; and the whole ship's company crowded forward, scouting for enemies or friends. It was now the crucial moment of our enterprise; we were now risking liberty and credit; and that for a sum so small to a man in my bankrupt situation, that I could have laughed aloud in bitterness. But the piece had been arranged, and we must play it to the finish.

A little after dark, we circled back around the point and quietly moved toward the mouth of the Pearl Lochs, where Jim and I had planned for me to meet the smugglers. Thankfully, it was a dark night, and the water was calm. We followed the instructions and didn’t show any light on deck; only a red lantern was lowered from either cathead to just a couple of feet above the water. A lookout was stationed at the end of the bowsprit, and another in the crosstrees; the whole crew gathered at the front, scanning for enemies or allies. This was the crucial moment of our plan; we were risking our freedom and reputation for an amount so small for someone in my broke situation that I could have laughed out loud in bitterness. But the deal had been set up, and we had to see it through to the end.

For some while, we saw nothing but the dark mountain outline of the island, the torches of native fishermen glittering here and there along the foreshore, and right in the midst that cluster of brave lights with which the town of Honolulu advertises itself to the seaward. Presently a ruddy star appeared inshore of us, and seemed to draw near unsteadily. This was the anticipated signal; and we made haste to show the countersign, lowering a white light from the quarter, extinguishing the two others, and laying the schooner incontinently to. The star approached slowly; the sounds of oars and of men's speech came to us across the water; and then a voice hailed us.

For a while, all we could see was the dark outline of the mountain on the island, with the flickering torches of local fishermen scattered along the shore, and right in the middle, that group of bright lights where the town of Honolulu presents itself to ships at sea. Soon, a reddish star appeared on the shore and seemed to move closer unsteadily. This was the expected signal, so we quickly displayed the countersign by lowering a white light from the side of the boat, turning off the other two, and bringing the schooner to a stop. The star moved slowly closer; we could hear the sounds of oars and men's voices coming to us across the water, and then a voice called out to us.

“Is that Mr. Dodd?”

"Is that Mr. Dodd?"

“Yes,” I returned. “Is Jim Pinkerton there?”

“Yeah,” I replied. “Is Jim Pinkerton there?”

“No, sir,” replied the voice. “But there's one of his crowd here; name of Speedy.”

“No, sir,” replied the voice. “But there’s one of his crew here; name’s Speedy.”

“I'm here, Mr. Dodd,” added Speedy himself. “I have letters for you.”

“I'm here, Mr. Dodd,” Speedy himself added. “I have letters for you.”

“All right,” I replied. “Come aboard, gentlemen, and let me see my mail.”

"Sure," I said. "Come on board, guys, and let me check my mail."

A whaleboat accordingly ranged alongside, and three men boarded us: my old San Francisco friend, the stock-gambler Speedy, a little wizened person of the name of Sharpe, and a big, flourishing, dissipated-looking man called Fowler. The two last (I learned afterward) were frequent partners; Sharpe supplied the capital, and Fowler, who was quite a character in the islands and occupied a considerable station, brought activity, daring, and a private influence, highly necessary in the case. Both seemed to approach the business with a keen sense of romance; and I believe this was the chief attraction, at least with Fowler—for whom I early conceived a sentiment of liking. But in that first moment I had something else to think of than to judge my new acquaintances; and before Speedy had fished out the letters, the full extent of our misfortune was revealed.

A whaleboat pulled up next to us, and three men came aboard: my old friend from San Francisco, the stock trader Speedy, a small, shriveled guy named Sharpe, and a large, flashy, somewhat dissolute man called Fowler. I later learned that the other two were regular partners; Sharpe provided the funding, and Fowler, who was quite a figure in the islands and held an important position, brought energy, boldness, and a personal influence that was crucial in this situation. Both seemed to tackle the task with a strong sense of adventure; I think this was especially true for Fowler, for whom I quickly developed a fondness. However, at that moment, I had more pressing concerns than assessing my new companions, and before Speedy could dig out the letters, the full extent of our misfortune became clear.

“We've rather bad news for you, Mr. Dodd,” said Fowler. “Your firm's gone up.”

“We have some bad news for you, Mr. Dodd,” said Fowler. “Your firm has gone under.”

“Already!” I exclaimed.

"Already!" I said.

“Well, it was thought rather a wonder Pinkerton held on as long as he did,” was the reply. “The wreck deal was too big for your credit; you were doing a big business, no doubt, but you were doing it on precious little capital; and when the strain came, you were bound to go. Pinkerton's through all right: seven cents dividend; some remarks made, but nothing to hurt; the press let you down easy—I guess Jim had relations there. The only trouble is, that all this Flying Scud affair got in the papers with the rest; everybody's wide awake in Honolulu, and the sooner we get the stuff in and the dollars out, the better for all concerned.”

“Well, it was pretty surprising that Pinkerton lasted as long as he did,” was the response. “The wreck deal was too much for your credit; you were definitely running a big operation, but you were doing it with hardly any capital; and when the pressure hit, you were bound to fail. Pinkerton's done for, that’s for sure: seven cents dividend; some comments were made, but nothing too damaging; the press handled it gently—I guess Jim had connections there. The only issue is that all this Flying Scud business got into the papers along with everything else; everyone’s alert in Honolulu, and the sooner we get the goods in and the money out, the better for everyone involved.”

“Gentlemen,” said I, “you must excuse me. My friend, the captain here, will drink a glass of champagne with you to give you patience; but as for myself, I am unfit even for ordinary conversation till I have read these letters.”

“Gentlemen,” I said, “please excuse me. My friend, the captain here, will have a glass of champagne with you to help you wait, but I, on the other hand, can’t even engage in casual conversation until I’ve read these letters.”

They demurred a little: and indeed the danger of delay seemed obvious; but the sight of my distress, which I was unable entirely to control, appealed strongly to their good-nature; and I was suffered at last to get by myself on deck, where, by the light of a lantern smuggled under shelter of the low rail, I read the following wretched correspondence.

They hesitated for a bit, and it was clear that delaying was risky; but seeing my distress, which I couldn't completely hide, really appealed to their sense of compassion. Eventually, they let me go alone on deck, where, by the light of a lantern hidden beneath the low railing, I read the following miserable correspondence.

“My dear Loudon,” ran the first, “this will be handed you by your friend Speedy of the Catamount. His sterling character and loyal devotion to yourself pointed him out as the best man for our purposes in Honolulu—the parties on the spot being difficult to manipulate. A man called Billy Fowler (you must have heard of Billy) is the boss; he is in politics some, and squares the officers. I have hard times before me in the city, but I feel as bright as a dollar and as strong as John L. Sullivan. What with Mamie here, and my partner speeding over the seas, and the bonanza in the wreck, I feel like I could juggle with the Pyramids of Egypt, same as conjurers do with aluminium balls. My earnest prayers follow you, Loudon, that you may feel the way I do—just inspired! My feet don't touch the ground; I kind of swim. Mamie is like Moses and Aaron that held up the other individual's arms. She carries me along like a horse and buggy. I am beating the record.

"My dear Loudon,” the first message read, “this will be delivered to you by your friend Speedy from the Catamount. His solid character and loyalty to you made him the best choice for our needs in Honolulu, since the local situation is tricky to navigate. There's a guy named Billy Fowler (you’ve probably heard of him); he’s the boss, involved in politics, and knows how to manage the officials. I have some tough times ahead in the city, but I feel as good as gold and as tough as John L. Sullivan. With Mamie here and my partner rushing across the seas, along with the windfall from the wreck, I feel like I could juggle the Pyramids of Egypt just like magicians do with aluminum balls. My heartfelt prayers are with you, Loudon, that you can feel as I do—absolutely inspired! My feet barely touch the ground; I feel like I’m gliding. Mamie supports me like Moses and Aaron held up the arms of that other guy. She carries me along like a horse and carriage. I’m breaking records."

“Your true partner,

"Your real partner,"

“J. PINKERTON.”

“J. PINKERTON.”

Number two was in a different style:—

Number two had a different style:—

“My dearest Loudon, how am I to prepare you for this dire intelligence? O dear me, it will strike you to the earth. The Fiat has gone forth; our firm went bust at a quarter before twelve. It was a bill of Bradley's (for $200) that brought these vast operations to a close, and evolved liabilities of upwards of two hundred and fifty thousand. O, the shame and pity of it! and you but three weeks gone! Loudon, don't blame your partner: if human hands and brains could have sufficed, I would have held the thing together. But it just slowly crumbled; Bradley was the last kick, but the blamed business just MELTED. I give the liabilities; it's supposed they're all in; for the cowards were waiting, and the claims were filed like taking tickets to hear Patti. I don't quite have the hang of the assets yet, our interests were so extended; but I am at it day and night, and I guess will make a creditable dividend. If the wreck pans out only half the way it ought, we'll turn the laugh still. I am as full of grit and work as ever, and just tower above our troubles. Mamie is a host in herself. Somehow I feel like it was only me that had gone bust, and you and she soared clear of it. Hurry up. That's all you have to do.

“My dearest Loudon, how am I supposed to prepare you for this terrible news? Oh dear, it will hit you hard. The decision has been made; our firm went bankrupt at a quarter to twelve. It was a bill from Bradley’s (for $200) that brought these huge operations to an end and created liabilities of over two hundred fifty thousand. Oh, the shame and sadness of it! And you just left three weeks ago! Loudon, don’t blame your partner: if human hands and minds could have saved us, I would have held it all together. But it just fell apart slowly; Bradley was the final blow, but the whole business just COLLAPSED. I’m listing the liabilities; it’s assumed they’re all accounted for, as the cowards were waiting, and the claims were filed like getting tickets to see Patti. I don’t fully understand the assets yet because our interests were so widespread; but I’m working on it day and night, and I hope to produce a decent dividend. If the wreck turns out even half as well as it should, we’ll still come out on top. I’m as full of determination and hard work as ever, and I’m rising above our troubles. Mamie is a real support. Somehow I feel like I’m the only one who went under, while you and she have risen above it. Hurry back. That’s all you need to do."

“Yours ever,

“Forever yours,”

“J. PINKERTON.”

“J. PINKERTON.”

The third was yet more altered:—

The third was even more changed:—

“My poor Loudon,” it began, “I labour far into the night getting our affairs in order; you could not believe their vastness and complexity. Douglas B. Longhurst said humorously that the receiver's work would be cut out for him. I cannot deny that some of them have a speculative look. God forbid a sensitive, refined spirit like yours should ever come face to face with a Commissioner in Bankruptcy; these men get all the sweetness knocked right out of them. But I could bear up better if it weren't for press comments. Often and often, Loudon, I recall to mind your most legitimate critiques of the press system. They published an interview with me, not the least like what I said, and with JEERING comments; it would make your blood boil, it was literally INHUMANE; I wouldn't have written it about a yellow dog that was in trouble like what I am. Mamie just winced, the first time she has turned a hair right through the whole catastrophe. How wonderfully true was what you said long ago in Paris, about touching on people's personal appearance! The fellow said—” And then these words had been scored through; and my distressed friend turned to another subject. “I cannot bear to dwell upon our assets. They simply don't show up. Even Thirteen Star, as sound a line as can be produced upon this coast, goes begging. The wreck has thrown a blight on all we ever touched. And where's the use? God never made a wreck big enough to fill our deficit. I am haunted by the thought that you may blame me; I know how I despised your remonstrances. O, Loudon, don't be hard on your miserable partner. The funny-dog business is what kills. I fear your stern rectitude of mind like the eye of God. I cannot think but what some of my books seem mixed up; otherwise, I don't seem to see my way as plain as I could wish to. Or else my brain is gone soft. Loudon, if there should be any unpleasantness, you can trust me to do the right thing and keep you clear. I've been telling them already, how you had no business grip and never saw the books. O, I trust I have done right in this! I knew it was a liberty; I know you may justly complain; but it was some things that were said. And mind you, all legitimate business! Not even your shrinking sensitiveness could find fault with the first look of one of them, if they had panned out right. And you know, the Flying Scud was the biggest gamble of the crowd, and that was your own idea. Mamie says she never could bear to look you in the face, if that idea had been mine, she is SO conscientious!

"My poor Loudon," it began, "I’m working late into the night getting our affairs sorted; you wouldn’t believe how vast and complex they are. Douglas B. Longhurst jokingly said that the receiver's job is going to be a tough one. I can’t deny that some of them look pretty risky. God forbid a sensitive, refined person like you ever faces a Bankruptcy Commissioner; those guys have all the sweetness knocked out of them. But I could handle it better if it weren't for the press comments. Time and time again, Loudon, I think about your most valid critiques of the press system. They published an interview with me that was nothing like what I said, and added mocking comments; it would make your blood boil, it was downright INHUMANE; I wouldn’t have written that about a stray dog in trouble like I am. Mamie just winced; it was the first time she reacted during this whole disaster. How spot on was what you said long ago in Paris, about commenting on people's appearances! The guy said—" And then those words were crossed out; my distressed friend switched topics. "I can’t stand to think about our assets. They just don’t add up. Even Thirteen Star, a solid line on this coast, is struggling. The wreck has cast a shadow over everything we’ve been involved in. And what’s the point? God never created a wreck big enough to cover our losses. I’m haunted by the thought that you might blame me; I know how I dismissed your warnings. Oh, Loudon, don’t be hard on your poor partner. The silly business is what really hurts. I fear your strict sense of right and wrong like it’s the eye of God. I can’t help but think some of my thoughts seem jumbled; otherwise, I can’t see things as clearly as I’d like. Or maybe I’m just losing it. Loudon, if there’s any trouble, you can trust me to do the right thing and keep you safe. I’ve already been telling them how you never had a firm grip and never looked at the books. Oh, I hope I’ve done the right thing! I know it was a risk; I know you might justly be upset; but it was based on some things that were said. And by the way, all legitimate business! Not even your sensitive nature could criticize the first look at one of them, if they had turned out right. And you know, the Flying Scud was the biggest risk of the bunch, and that was your idea. Mamie says she could never look you in the eye if that idea had been mine; she is SO conscientious!"

“Your broken-hearted

"Your heart's in pieces"

“JIM.”

“JIM.”

The last began without formality:—

The last started informally:—

“This is the end of me commercially. I give up; my nerve is gone. I suppose I ought to be glad; for we're through the court. I don't know as ever I knew how, and I'm sure I don't remember. If it pans out—the wreck, I mean—we'll go to Europe, and live on the interest of our money. No more work for me. I shake when people speak to me. I have gone on, hoping and hoping, and working and working, and the lead has pinched right out. I want to lie on my back in a garden and read Shakespeare and E. P. Roe. Don't suppose it's cowardice, Loudon. I'm a sick man. Rest is what I must have. I've worked hard all my life; I never spared myself; every dollar I ever made, I've coined my brains for it. I've never done a mean thing; I've lived respectable, and given to the poor. Who has a better right to a holiday than I have? And I mean to have a year of it straight out; and if I don't, I shall lie right down here in my tracks, and die of worry and brain trouble. Don't mistake. That's so. If there are any pickings at all, TRUST SPEEDY; don't let the creditors get wind of what there is. I helped you when you were down; help me now. Don't deceive yourself; you've got to help me right now, or never. I am clerking, and NOT FIT TO CYPHER. Mamie's typewriting at the Phoenix Guano Exchange, down town. The light is right out of my life. I know you'll not like to do what I propose. Think only of this; that it's life or death for

“This is the end of my career. I give up; I’ve lost my nerve. I guess I should feel relieved because we’re done with the court. I can’t remember how we got here, and I’m sure I don’t recall. If it all works out—the wreck, I mean—we’ll go to Europe and live off the interest from our money. No more work for me. I tremble when people talk to me. I’ve kept going, hoping and working, and it’s all been too much. I just want to lie on my back in a garden and read Shakespeare and E. P. Roe. Don’t think it’s cowardice, Loudon. I’m not well. I need to rest. I’ve worked hard my whole life; I’ve never held back. Every dollar I’ve earned, I’ve worked my brain for it. I’ve never done anything mean; I’ve lived respectably and helped others. Who has a better right to a break than I do? And I intend to take a full year off; if I don’t, I’ll just collapse right here from worry and mental strain. Don’t get it wrong. That’s the truth. If there are any leftovers at all, TRUST SPEEDY; don’t let the creditors find out what’s there. I helped you when you were down; help me now. Don’t fool yourself; you have to help me right now, or not at all. I’m working as a clerk, and I CAN’T EVEN THINK STRAIGHT. Mamie’s typing at the Phoenix Guano Exchange downtown. The light has gone out of my life. I know you won’t want to do what I suggest. Just remember, it’s a matter of life or death for

“JIM PINKERTON.

JIM PINKERTON.

“P.S. Our figure was seven per cent. O, what a fall was there! Well, well, it's past mending; I don't want to whine. But, Loudon, I do want to live. No more ambition; all I ask is life. I have so much to make it sweet to me! I am clerking, and USELESS AT THAT. I know I would have fired such a clerk inside of forty minutes, in MY time. But my time's over. I can only cling on to you. Don't fail

“P.S. Our figure was seven percent. Oh, what a fall that was! Well, it's in the past; I don’t want to complain. But, Loudon, I really want to live. No more ambition; all I ask is for life. I have so much to make it enjoyable for me! I'm working as a clerk, and I'm USELESS AT THAT. I know I would have fired someone like me in less than forty minutes, back in MY time. But my time is over. I can only hold on to you. Don’t let me down.”

“JIM PINKERTON.”

“Jim Pinkerton.”

There was yet one more postscript, yet one more outburst of self-pity and pathetic adjuration; and a doctor's opinion, unpromising enough, was besides enclosed. I pass them both in silence. I think shame to have shown, at so great length, the half-baked virtues of my friend dissolving in the crucible of sickness and distress; and the effect upon my spirits can be judged already. I got to my feet when I had done, drew a deep breath, and stared hard at Honolulu. One moment the world seemed at an end; the next, I was conscious of a rush of independent energy. On Jim I could rely no longer; I must now take hold myself. I must decide and act on my own better thoughts.

There was one more note, another moment of self-pity and desperate pleading, along with a doctor's opinion that was quite discouraging. I’ll skip over both of them. I feel embarrassed to have spent so much time showing my friend's half-hearted virtues crumbling under illness and hardship; you can probably guess how it affected my mood. I stood up after I was done, took a deep breath, and really focused on Honolulu. For a second, it felt like the world was ending; then suddenly, I felt a surge of independence. I could no longer count on Jim; I had to take charge myself. I needed to make my own decisions and act on my better instincts.

The word was easy to say; the thing, at the first blush, was undiscoverable. I was overwhelmed with miserable, womanish pity for my broken friend; his outcries grieved my spirit; I saw him then and now—then, so invincible; now, brought so low—and knew neither how to refuse, nor how to consent to his proposal. The remembrance of my father, who had fallen in the same field unstained, the image of his monument incongruously rising, a fear of the law, a chill air that seemed to blow upon my fancy from the doors of prisons, and the imaginary clank of fetters, recalled me to a different resolve. And then again, the wails of my sick partner intervened. So I stood hesitating, and yet with a strong sense of capacity behind: sure, if I could but choose my path, that I should walk in it with resolution.

The word was easy to say; the situation, at first glance, was impossible to figure out. I felt a heavy, almost feminine pity for my broken friend; his cries weighed on my heart. I saw him then and now—then, so strong; now, brought so low—and didn’t know how to refuse or agree to his request. The memory of my father, who had fallen in the same field without shame, the thought of his memorial awkwardly standing there, a fear of the law, a cold air that seemed to blow into my mind from prison doors, and the imagined sound of chains pulled me back to a different decision. Then again, the cries of my sick partner broke in. So I stood there, hesitating, but with a strong sense that if I could just choose my path, I would walk it with determination.

Then I remembered that I had a friend on board, and stepped to the companion.

Then I remembered that I had a friend on the ship, and walked over to the companionway.

“Gentlemen,” said I, “only a few moments more: but these, I regret to say, I must make more tedious still by removing your companion. It is indispensable that I should have a word or two with Captain Nares.”

“Gentlemen,” I said, “just a few more moments: but I regret to say that I need to make this even more tedious by taking your companion away. It’s essential that I have a word or two with Captain Nares.”

Both the smugglers were afoot at once, protesting. The business, they declared, must be despatched at once; they had run risk enough, with a conscience; and they must either finish now, or go.

Both smugglers were immediately on their feet, protesting. They declared that the business had to be wrapped up right away; they had taken enough risks already, with a clear conscience, and they had to either finish now or leave.

“The choice is yours, gentlemen,” said I, “and, I believe, the eagerness. I am not yet sure that I have anything in your way; even if I have, there are a hundred things to be considered; and I assure you it is not at all my habit to do business with a pistol to my head.”

“The choice is yours, gentlemen,” I said, “and I believe the eagerness is there. I’m not really sure that I have anything to offer you; even if I do, there are a hundred factors to think about; and I assure you, it’s not at all in my nature to do business under pressure.”

“That is all very proper, Mr. Dodd; there is no wish to coerce you, believe me,” said Fowler; “only, please consider our position. It is really dangerous; we were not the only people to see your schooner off Waimanolo.”

“That is all very appropriate, Mr. Dodd; we have no intention of forcing you, believe me,” said Fowler; “however, please think about our situation. It’s genuinely risky; we weren't the only ones to see your schooner off Waimanolo.”

“Mr. Fowler,” I replied, “I was not born yesterday. Will you allow me to express an opinion, in which I may be quite wrong, but to which I am entirely wedded? If the custom-house officers had been coming, they would have been here now. In other words, somebody is working the oracle, and (for a good guess) his name is Fowler.”

“Mr. Fowler,” I replied, “I wasn’t born yesterday. Can I share an opinion, which I might be completely wrong about, but that I’m fully committed to? If the customs officers were on their way, they would have arrived by now. In other words, someone is manipulating the situation, and (just a guess) that person is Fowler.”

Both men laughed loud and long; and being supplied with another bottle of Longhurst's champagne, suffered the captain and myself to leave them without further word.

Both men laughed loudly and for a long time; and after being given another bottle of Longhurst's champagne, they let the captain and me leave without saying anything more.

I gave Nares the correspondence, and he skimmed it through.

I handed Nares the correspondence, and he quickly went through it.

“Now, captain,” said I, “I want a fresh mind on this. What does it mean?”

“Now, captain,” I said, “I need a fresh perspective on this. What does it mean?”

“It's large enough text,” replied the captain. “It means you're to stake your pile on Speedy, hand him over all you can, and hold your tongue. I almost wish you hadn't shown it me,” he added wearily. “What with the specie from the wreck and the opium money, it comes to a biggish deal.”

“It's big enough text,” replied the captain. “It means you're supposed to bet everything on Speedy, give him all you can, and keep quiet about it. I almost wish you hadn't shown it to me,” he added wearily. “With the cash from the wreck and the opium money, it's a pretty big deal.”

“That's supposing that I do it?” said I.

“Are you assuming that I will do it?” I said.

“Exactly,” said he, “supposing you do it.”

“Exactly,” he said, “assuming you actually do it.”

“And there are pros and cons to that,” I observed.

“And there are advantages and disadvantages to that,” I noted.

“There's San Quentin, to start in with,” said the captain; “and suppose you clear the penitentiary, there's the nasty taste in the mouth. The figure's big enough to make bad trouble, but it's not big enough to be picturesque; and I should guess a man always feels kind of small who has sold himself under six cyphers. That would be my way, at least; there's an excitement about a million that might carry me on; but the other way, I should feel kind of lonely when I woke in bed. Then there's Speedy. Do you know him well?”

“Let’s start with San Quentin,” the captain said. “And even if you get out of prison, there’s still that terrible feeling lingering. The amount is significant enough to create serious issues, but not large enough to be impressive; I’d guess a guy always feels somewhat inadequate if he’s sold himself for less than six figures. That’s how I see it, anyway; there's a thrill in hitting a million that could keep me going, but the other way, I’d feel pretty lonely waking up in bed. Then there’s Speedy. Do you know him well?”

“No, I do not,” said I.

“No, I don’t,” I replied.

“Well, of course he can vamoose with the entire speculation, if he chooses,” pursued the captain, “and if he don't I can't see but what you've got to support and bed and board with him to the end of time. I guess it would weary me. Then there's Mr. Pinkerton, of course. He's been a good friend to you, hasn't he? Stood by you, and all that? and pulled you through for all he was worth?”

“Well, of course he can leave with all the speculation if he wants,” the captain continued, “and if he doesn’t, I don’t see how you can do anything but support him and provide him with food and shelter for as long as you live. I think that would wear me out. Then there’s Mr. Pinkerton, of course. He’s been a good friend to you, right? He’s been there for you, and all that? And helped you out as much as he could?”

“That he has,” I cried; “I could never begin telling you my debt to him!”

“Absolutely,” I exclaimed; “I could never express how much I owe him!”

“Well, and that's a consideration,” said the captain. “As a matter of principle, I wouldn't look at this business at the money. 'Not good enough,' would be my word. But even principle goes under when it comes to friends—the right sort, I mean. This Pinkerton is frightened, and he seems sick; the medico don't seem to care a cent about his state of health; and you've got to figure how you would like it if he came to die. Remember, the risk of this little swindle is all yours; it's no sort of risk to Mr. Pinkerton. Well, you've got to put it that way plainly, and see how you like the sound of it: my friend Pinkerton is in danger of the New Jerusalem, I am in danger of San Quentin; which risk do I propose to run?”

“Well, that’s something to think about,” said the captain. “As a matter of principle, I wouldn’t consider this for the money. ‘Not good enough’ would be my response. But even principles go out the window when it comes to friends—the right kind, I mean. This Pinkerton is scared, and he seems really unwell; the doctor doesn’t seem to care at all about his health; and you have to think about how you’d feel if he ended up dying. Remember, the risk of this little scam falls entirely on you; it’s no risk for Mr. Pinkerton. So, you need to put it plainly and see how it sounds: my friend Pinkerton is in danger of the New Jerusalem, and I’m in danger of San Quentin; which risk am I willing to take?”

“That's an ugly way to put it,” I objected, “and perhaps hardly fair. There's right and wrong to be considered.”

“That's a harsh way to say it,” I protested, “and maybe not completely fair. We need to think about what's right and wrong.”

“Don't know the parties,” replied Nares; “and I'm coming to them, anyway. For it strikes me, when it came to smuggling opium, you walked right up?”

“Don’t know the people involved,” Nares replied, “but I’m heading their way regardless. It seems to me that when it came to smuggling opium, you went straight to them?”

“So I did,” I said; “sick I am to have to say it!”

“So I did,” I said; “I'm sick of having to say it!”

“All the same,” continued Nares, “you went into the opium-smuggling with your head down; and a good deal of fussing I've listened to, that you hadn't more of it to smuggle. Now, maybe your partner's not quite fixed the same as you are; maybe he sees precious little difference between the one thing and the other.”

“All the same,” continued Nares, “you got into the opium smuggling with your head down; and I’ve heard a lot of complaining about how you didn’t have more to smuggle. Now, maybe your partner isn’t quite as set as you are; maybe he doesn’t see much difference between the two.”

“You could not say truer: he sees none, I do believe,” cried I; “and though I see one, I could never tell you how.”

“You couldn't say it better: he sees none, I believe,” I exclaimed; “and even though I see one, I could never explain how.”

“We never can,” said the oracular Nares; “taste is all a matter of opinion. But the point is, how will your friend take it? You refuse a favour, and you take the high horse at the same time; you disappoint him, and you rap him over the knuckles. It won't do, Mr. Dodd; no friendship can stand that. You must be as good as your friend, or as bad as your friend, or start on a fresh deal without him.”

“We can never really know,” said the wise Nares; “taste is just a matter of opinion. But the main issue is, how will your friend react? You turn down a favor while acting all superior; you let him down and then scold him. That won’t work, Mr. Dodd; no friendship can survive that. You need to be either as good as your friend, or as bad as your friend, or begin anew without him.”

“I don't see it!” said I. “You don't know Jim!”

“I can't see it!” I said. “You don't really know Jim!”

“Well, you WILL see,” said Nares. “And now, here's another point. This bit of money looks mighty big to Mr. Pinkerton; it may spell life or health to him; but among all your creditors, I don't see that it amounts to a hill of beans—I don't believe it'll pay their car-fares all round. And don't you think you'll ever get thanked. You were known to pay a long price for the chance of rummaging that wreck; you do the rummaging, you come home, and you hand over ten thousand—or twenty, if you like—a part of which you'll have to own up you made by smuggling; and, mind! you'll never get Billy Fowler to stick his name to a receipt. Now just glance at the transaction from the outside, and see what a clear case it makes. Your ten thousand is a sop; and people will only wonder you were so damned impudent as to offer such a small one! Whichever way you take it, Mr. Dodd, the bottom's out of your character; so there's one thing less to be considered.”

“Well, you'll see,” said Nares. “And now, here’s another thing. This amount seems huge to Mr. Pinkerton; it might mean life or health for him; but among all your creditors, I don't think it’s worth much—probably not even enough to cover everyone's bus fare. And don’t expect any thanks for it. You were known to pay a high price for the chance to search that wreck; you do the searching, come home, and hand over ten thousand—or twenty, if you want—a part of which you’ll have to admit you made through smuggling; and just so you know, you'll never get Billy Fowler to sign a receipt. Now just look at the situation from the outside, and see how clear it is. Your ten thousand is just a bribe; and people will only wonder why you were so bold as to make such a small offer! No matter how you look at it, Mr. Dodd, your reputation is ruined; so that's one less thing to worry about.”

“I daresay you'll scarce believe me,” said I, “but I feel that a positive relief.”

“I bet you won't believe me,” I said, “but I actually feel a lot better.”

“You must be made some way different from me, then,” returned Nares. “And, talking about me, I might just mention how I stand. You'll have no trouble from me—you've trouble enough of your own; and I'm friend enough, when a friend's in need, to shut my eyes and go right where he tells me. All the same, I'm rather queerly fixed. My owners'll have to rank with the rest on their charter-party. Here am I, their representative! and I have to look over the ship's side while the bankrupt walks his assets ashore in Mr. Speedy's hat-box. It's a thing I wouldn't do for James G. Blaine; but I'll do it for you, Mr. Dodd, and only sorry I can't do more.”

“You must be somewhat different from me, then,” Nares replied. “And, speaking of me, I should mention my situation. You won’t have any issues from me—you’ve got your own problems; and I’m enough of a friend, when a friend is in need, to turn a blind eye and go exactly where you direct me. Still, I’m in a bit of an odd position. My owners will have to be treated like everyone else according to their charter-party. Here I am, their representative! and I have to watch over the ship’s side while the bankrupt carries his assets ashore in Mr. Speedy's hat-box. It’s not something I’d do for James G. Blaine; but I’ll do it for you, Mr. Dodd, and I’m just sorry I can’t do more.”

“Thank you, captain; my mind is made up,” said I. “I'll go straight, RUAT COELUM! I never understood that old tag before to-night.”

“Thank you, captain; I’ve made up my mind,” I said. “I’ll go ahead, RUAT COELUM! I never really got that old saying until tonight.”

“I hope it isn't my business that decides you?” asked the captain.

“I hope it’s not my business that influences your decision?” asked the captain.

“I'll never deny it was an element,” said I. “I hope, I hope I'm not cowardly; I hope I could steal for Jim myself; but when it comes to dragging in you and Speedy, and this one and the other, why, Jim has got to die, and there's an end. I'll try and work for him when I get to 'Frisco, I suppose; and I suppose I'll fail, and look on at his death, and kick myself: it can't be helped—I'll fight it on this line.”

“I won’t deny it played a part,” I said. “I hope, I really hope I'm not being a coward; I hope I could steal for Jim myself; but when it comes to involving you and Speedy, and this person and that one, well, Jim has to die, and that’s that. I guess I’ll try to help him when I get to 'Frisco; and I guess I'll fail, watch him die, and regret it: there's no changing that—I’ll stick to this plan.”

“I don't say as you're wrong,” replied Nares, “and I'll be hanged if I know if you're right. It suits me anyway. And look here—hadn't you better just show our friends over the side?” he added; “no good of being at the risk and worry of smuggling for the benefit of creditors.”

“I’m not saying you’re wrong,” replied Nares, “and honestly, I have no idea if you’re right. It works for me either way. And look—maybe you should just show our friends over the side?” he added; “there’s no point in dealing with the risk and stress of smuggling for the benefit of creditors.”

“I don't think of the creditors,” said I. “But I've kept this pair so long, I haven't got the brass to fire them now.”

“I don’t think about the creditors,” I said. “But I’ve held onto this pair for so long, I don’t have the guts to let them go now.”

Indeed, I believe that was my only reason for entering upon a transaction which was now outside my interest, but which (as it chanced) repaid me fifty-fold in entertainment. Fowler and Sharpe were both preternaturally sharp; they did me the honour in the beginning to attribute to myself their proper vices; and before we were done had grown to regard me with an esteem akin to worship. This proud position I attained by no more recondite arts, than telling the mere truth and unaffectedly displaying my indifference to the result. I have doubtless stated the essentials of all good diplomacy, which may be rather regarded, therefore, as a grace of state, than the effect of management. For to tell the truth is not in itself diplomatic, and to have no care for the result a thing involuntary. When I mentioned, for instance, that I had but two hundred and forty pounds of drug, my smugglers exchanged meaning glances, as who should say, “Here is a foeman worthy of our steel!” But when I carelessly proposed thirty-five dollars a pound, as an amendment to their offered twenty, and wound up with the remark: “The whole thing is a matter of moonshine to me, gentlemen. Take it or want it, and fill your glasses”—I had the indescribable gratification to see Sharpe nudge Fowler warningly, and Fowler choke down the jovial acceptance that stood ready on his lips, and lamely substitute a “No—no more wine, please, Mr. Dodd!” Nor was this all: for when the affair was settled at fifty dollars a pound—a shrewd stroke of business for my creditors—and our friends had got on board their whaleboat and shoved off, it appeared they were imperfectly acquainted with the conveyance of sound upon still water, and I had the joy to overhear the following testimonial.

Sure, here's the updated paragraph: Honestly, I think that was my only reason for getting involved in a deal that was no longer my concern but ended up giving me fifty times the entertainment. Fowler and Sharpe were both unusually sharp; at first, they honored me by attributing their own flaws to me, and by the end, they had come to see me with an admiration that felt almost like worship. I reached this impressive status not through any secret methods, but simply by speaking the truth and genuinely showing that I didn’t care about the outcome. I’ve probably outlined the basics of good diplomacy here, which might be seen more as a natural talent than a result of clever maneuvering. Because telling the truth isn't inherently diplomatic, and not caring about the outcome is something that happens automatically. For example, when I mentioned that I only had two hundred and forty pounds of drugs, my smugglers exchanged knowing looks, as if to say, “Here’s a worthy opponent!” But when I casually proposed thirty-five dollars a pound instead of their twenty, and concluded with, “This whole thing doesn’t matter to me, gentlemen. Take it or leave it, and pour yourselves some drinks”—I experienced the unmatched satisfaction of seeing Sharpe subtly nudge Fowler and Fowler almost choke on the cheerful agreement he was about to voice, instead weakly saying, “No—no more wine, please, Mr. Dodd!” That wasn’t all: when we settled on fifty dollars a pound—a clever move for my creditors—and our friends got in their whaleboat and pushed off, it turned out they didn't fully understand how sound traveled over still water, and I had the pleasure of overhearing the following remarks.

“Deep man, that Dodd,” said Sharpe.

“Man, that Dodd is something else,” said Sharpe.

And the bass-toned Fowler echoed, “Damned if I understand his game.”

And the deep-voiced Fowler echoed, “I really don't get his game.”

Thus we were left once more alone upon the Norah Creina; and the news of the night, and the lamentations of Pinkerton, and the thought of my own harsh decision, returned and besieged me in the dark. According to all the rubbish I had read, I should have been sustained by the warm consciousness of virtue. Alas, I had but the one feeling: that I had sacrificed my sick friend to the fear of prison-cells and stupid starers. And no moralist has yet advanced so far as to number cowardice amongst the things that are their own reward.

So there we were, alone again on the Norah Creina. The news from the night, Pinkerton's cries, and the weight of my own tough choice weighed heavily on my mind in the dark. All the nonsense I had read suggested I should feel empowered by a sense of virtue. Unfortunately, all I felt was that I had abandoned my sick friend out of fear of prison and judgmental onlookers. And no moralist has ever claimed that cowardice is a reward in itself.





CHAPTER XVII. LIGHT FROM THE MAN OF WAR.

In the early sunlight of the next day, we tossed close off the buoy and saw the city sparkle in its groves about the foot of the Punch-bowl, and the masts clustering thick in the small harbour. A good breeze, which had risen with the sea, carried us triumphantly through the intricacies of the passage; and we had soon brought up not far from the landing-stairs. I remember to have remarked an ugly horned reptile of a modern warship in the usual moorings across the port, but my mind was so profoundly plunged in melancholy that I paid no heed.

In the early morning light of the next day, we tossed close to the buoy and saw the city sparkle in its greenery at the foot of the Punch-bowl, with masts crowded together in the small harbor. A nice breeze, which had come up with the sea, carried us smoothly through the twists and turns of the passage; and we soon anchored not far from the landing stairs. I remember noticing an ugly, horned warship in the usual moorings across the port, but I was so deeply lost in sadness that I paid it no attention.

Indeed, I had little time at my disposal. Messieurs Sharpe and Fowler had left the night before in the persuasion that I was a liar of the first magnitude; the genial belief brought them aboard again with the earliest opportunity, proffering help to one who had proved how little he required it, and hospitality to so respectable a character. I had business to mind, I had some need both of assistance and diversion; I liked Fowler—I don't know why; and in short, I let them do with me as they desired. No creditor intervening, I spent the first half of the day inquiring into the conditions of the tea and silk market under the auspices of Sharpe; lunched with him in a private apartment at the Hawaiian Hotel—for Sharpe was a teetotaler in public; and about four in the afternoon was delivered into the hands of Fowler. This gentleman owned a bungalow on the Waikiki beach; and there in company with certain young bloods of Honolulu, I was entertained to a sea-bathe, indiscriminate cocktails, a dinner, a hula-hula, and (to round off the night), poker and assorted liquors. To lose money in the small hours to pale, intoxicated youth, has always appeared to me a pleasure overrated. In my then frame of mind, I confess I found it even delightful; put up my money (or rather my creditors'), and put down Fowler's champagne with equal avidity and success; and awoke the next morning to a mild headache and the rather agreeable lees of the last night's excitement. The young bloods, many of whom were still far from sober, had taken the kitchen into their own hands, vice the Chinaman deposed; and since each was engaged upon a dish of his own, and none had the least scruple in demolishing his neighbour's handiwork, I became early convinced that many eggs would be broken and few omelets made. The discovery of a jug of milk and a crust of bread enabled me to stay my appetite; and since it was Sunday, when no business could be done, and the festivities were to be renewed that night in the abode of Fowler, it occurred to me to slip silently away and enjoy some air and solitude.

Indeed, I had very little time to spare. Mr. Sharpe and Mr. Fowler had left the night before, convinced that I was a major liar; this friendly assumption brought them back on board at the earliest opportunity to offer help to someone who had shown how little they needed it, and hospitality to such a respectable figure. I had things to take care of, and I needed both support and some fun; I liked Fowler—I don’t really know why; and in short, I let them treat me as they wanted. With no creditor in sight, I spent the first half of the day looking into the tea and silk market with Sharpe’s guidance; I lunched with him in a private room at the Hawaiian Hotel—Sharpe was a teetotaler in public; and around four in the afternoon, I was handed over to Fowler. This gentleman owned a bungalow on Waikiki beach; and there, along with some young socialites from Honolulu, I was treated to a sea bath, random cocktails, dinner, a hula dance, and (to top off the night), poker and various liquors. Losing money in the early hours to pale, drunk youths has always seemed to me an overrated pleasure. However, in my state at that time, I admit I found it even enjoyable; I risked my money (or more accurately, my creditors’), and drank Fowler's champagne with equal enthusiasm and success; and I woke up the next morning with a mild headache and the rather pleasant remnants of last night’s excitement. The young men, many of whom were still quite drunk, had taken over the kitchen, replacing the Chinese cook; and since each was working on their own dish, with none having any qualms about demolishing their neighbor's creations, I quickly realized that many eggs would be broken and few omelets made. Finding a jug of milk and a piece of bread helped curb my hunger; and since it was Sunday, when no business could be done, and the celebrations were set to continue that night at Fowler’s place, I decided to quietly slip away and enjoy some fresh air and solitude.

I turned seaward under the dead crater known as Diamond Head. My way was for some time under the shade of certain thickets of green, thorny trees, dotted with houses. Here I enjoyed some pictures of the native life: wide-eyed, naked children, mingled with pigs; a youth asleep under a tree; an old gentleman spelling through glasses his Hawaiian Bible; the somewhat embarrassing spectacle of a lady at her bath in a spring; and the glimpse of gaudy-coloured gowns in the deep shade of the houses. Thence I found a road along the beach itself, wading in sand, opposed and buffeted by the whole weight of the Trade: on one hand, the glittering and sounding surf, and the bay lively with many sails; on the other, precipitous, arid gullies and sheer cliffs, mounting towards the crater and the blue sky. For all the companionship of skimming vessels, the place struck me with a sense of solitude. There came in my head what I had been told the day before at dinner, of a cavern above in the bowels of the volcano, a place only to be visited with the light of torches, a treasure-house of the bones of priests and warriors, and clamorous with the voice of an unseen river pouring seaward through the crannies of the mountain. At the thought, it was revealed to me suddenly, how the bungalows, and the Fowlers, and the bright busy town and crowding ships, were all children of yesterday; and for centuries before, the obscure life of the natives, with its glories and ambitions, its joys and crimes and agonies, had rolled unseen, like the mountain river, in that sea-girt place. Not Chaldea appeared more ancient, nor the Pyramids of Egypt more abstruse; and I heard time measured by “the drums and tramplings” of immemorial conquests, and saw myself the creature of an hour. Over the bankruptcy of Pinkerton and Dodd, of Montana Block, S. F., and the conscientious troubles of the junior partner, the spirit of eternity was seen to smile.

I headed toward the sea under the dormant crater called Diamond Head. For a while, I walked in the shade of some green, thorny trees, mixed in with houses. Here, I observed scenes of local life: wide-eyed, naked children playing with pigs; a young man napping under a tree; an elderly gentleman reading his Hawaiian Bible through glasses; the slightly awkward sight of a woman bathing in a spring; and glimpses of brightly colored dresses peeking out from the shadows of the houses. From there, I found a path along the beach, wading through the sand, buffeted by the strong Trade winds: on one side, the sparkling waves and a bay alive with sails; on the other, steep, dry ravines and sheer cliffs rising towards the crater and the blue sky. Despite the company of gliding boats, the place felt incredibly lonely. I recalled what I had been told at dinner the night before about a cave above in the volcano's depths, a place only accessible with torchlight, filled with the bones of priests and warriors, echoing with the sound of an unseen river flowing through the mountain. With that thought, it struck me how the bungalows, the Fowlers, the bustling town, and the crowded ships were all recent developments; for centuries prior, the hidden lives of the locals—with their glories, ambitions, joys, crimes, and suffering—had flowed unseen, like the mountain river, in that coastal area. No place seemed more ancient than Chaldea or more mysterious than the Pyramids of Egypt; I felt time marked by “the drums and tramplings” of long-gone conquests, realizing I was just a fleeting moment. Over the failures of Pinkerton and Dodd, of Montana Block, S.F., and the diligent troubles of the junior partner, the spirit of eternity seemed to smile.

To this mood of philosophic sadness, my excesses of the night before no doubt contributed; for more things than virtue are at times their own reward: but I was greatly healed at least of my distresses. And while I was yet enjoying my abstracted humour, a turn of the beach brought me in view of the signal-station, with its watch-house and flag-staff, perched on the immediate margin of a cliff. The house was new and clean and bald, and stood naked to the Trades. The wind beat about it in loud squalls; the seaward windows rattled without mercy; the breach of the surf below contributed its increment of noise; and the fall of my foot in the narrow verandah passed unheard by those within.

To this feeling of deep sadness, my excesses from the night before definitely played a part; after all, more than just virtue can sometimes be its own reward. But at least I felt a lot less troubled. While I was still enjoying my contemplative mood, a turn along the beach brought the signal station into view, with its lookout and flagpole sitting right on the edge of a cliff. The building was new, clean, and bare, exposed to the Trade Winds. The wind hit it with loud gusts; the windows facing the sea rattled mercilessly; the crash of the waves below added to the noise; and the sound of my footsteps on the narrow porch went unnoticed by those inside.

There were two on whom I thus entered unexpectedly: the look-out man, with grizzled beard, keen seaman's eyes, and that brand on his countenance that comes of solitary living; and a visitor, an oldish, oratorical fellow, in the smart tropical array of the British man-o'-war's man, perched on a table, and smoking a cigar. I was made pleasantly welcome, and was soon listening with amusement to the sea-lawyer.

There were two people I unexpectedly encountered: the lookout guy, with a graying beard, sharp sailor's eyes, and that worn look that comes from living alone; and a visitor, an older, talkative guy, dressed smartly in the tropical uniform of a British sailor, sitting on a table and smoking a cigar. I received a warm welcome and soon found myself amused by the sea-lawyer.

“No, if I hadn't have been born an Englishman,” was one of his sentiments, “damn me! I'd rather 'a been born a Frenchy! I'd like to see another nation fit to black their boots.” Presently after, he developed his views on home politics with similar trenchancy. “I'd rather be a brute beast than what I'd be a liberal,” he said. “Carrying banners and that! a pig's got more sense. Why, look at our chief engineer—they do say he carried a banner with his own 'ands: 'Hooroar for Gladstone!' I suppose, or 'Down with the Aristocracy!' What 'arm does the aristocracy do? Show me a country any good without one! Not the States; why, it's the 'ome of corruption! I knew a man—he was a good man, 'ome born—who was signal quartermaster in the Wyandotte. He told me he could never have got there if he hadn't have 'run with the boys'—told it me as I'm telling you. Now, we're all British subjects here——” he was going on.

“No, if I hadn't been born an Englishman,” was one of his sentiments, “damn me! I’d rather have been born a Frenchman! I’d like to see another nation fit to black their boots.” Shortly after, he expressed his views on domestic politics with similar bluntness. “I’d rather be a brute beast than be a liberal,” he said. “Carrying banners and all that! A pig’s got more sense. Why, look at our chief engineer—they say he carried a banner with his own hands: ‘Hooray for Gladstone!’ I suppose, or ‘Down with the Aristocracy!’ What harm does the aristocracy do? Show me a country that’s any good without one! Not the States; it’s the home of corruption! I knew a man—he was a good man, born here—who was the signal quartermaster in the Wyandotte. He told me he could never have gotten there if he hadn’t ‘run with the boys’—he told me that just like I’m telling you. Now, we’re all British subjects here——” he was continuing.

“I am afraid I am an American,” I said apologetically.

“I’m sorry, but I’m American,” I said, feeling a bit embarrassed.

He seemed the least bit taken aback, but recovered himself; and with the ready tact of his betters, paid me the usual British compliment on the riposte. “You don't say so!” he exclaimed. “Well, I give you my word of honour, I'd never have guessed it. Nobody could tell it on you,” said he, as though it were some form of liquor.

He seemed a little surprised but quickly got himself together; and with the usual charm of those of higher status, he gave me the typical British compliment for my comeback. “No way!” he exclaimed. “Well, I swear, I would have never figured it out. No one could tell it from you,” he said, as if it were some kind of drink.

I thanked him, as I always do, at this particular stage, with his compatriots: not so much perhaps for the compliment to myself and my poor country, as for the revelation (which is ever fresh to me) of Britannic self-sufficiency and taste. And he was so far softened by my gratitude as to add a word of praise on the American method of lacing sails. “You're ahead of us in lacing sails,” he said. “You can say that with a clear conscience.”

I thanked him, as I always do at this point, along with his fellow countrymen: not so much for the compliment to me and my struggling country, but for the insight (which always feels new to me) into British self-sufficiency and style. He was so touched by my gratitude that he threw in a compliment about the American way of lacing sails. “You’re ahead of us in lacing sails,” he said. “You can say that with a clear conscience.”

“Thank you,” I replied. “I shall certainly do so.”

“Thanks,” I replied. “I’ll definitely do that.”

At this rate, we got along swimmingly; and when I rose to retrace my steps to the Fowlery, he at once started to his feet and offered me the welcome solace of his company for the return. I believe I discovered much alacrity at the idea, for the creature (who seemed to be unique, or to represent a type like that of the dodo) entertained me hugely. But when he had produced his hat, I found I was in the way of more than entertainment; for on the ribbon I could read the legend: “H.M.S. Tempest.”

At this pace, we got along really well; and when I stood up to head back to the Fowlery, he immediately got to his feet and offered me the comforting company for the trip back. I think I showed a lot of enthusiasm at the thought, because the guy (who seemed really one-of-a-kind, or like a type similar to the dodo) kept me entertained. But when he pulled out his hat, I realized I was in for more than just fun; because on the ribbon I could read the words: “H.M.S. Tempest.”

“I say,” I began, when our adieus were paid, and we were scrambling down the path from the look-out, “it was your ship that picked up the men on board the Flying Scud, wasn't it?”

“I say,” I started, after we said our goodbyes and were rushing down the path from the lookout, “it was your ship that picked up the guys on the Flying Scud, right?”

“You may say so,” said he. “And a blessed good job for the Flying-Scuds. It's a God-forsaken spot, that Midway Island.”

“You might say that,” he replied. “And it’s a great thing for the Flying-Scuds. Midway Island is a miserable place.”

“I've just come from there,” said I. “It was I who bought the wreck.”

“I just came from there,” I said. “I was the one who bought the wreck.”

“Beg your pardon, sir,” cried the sailor: “gen'lem'n in the white schooner?”

“Excuse me, sir,” shouted the sailor, “gentleman in the white schooner?”

“The same,” said I.

"Me too," I said.

My friend saluted, as though we were now, for the first time, formally introduced.

My friend greeted me, as if we were now, for the first time, officially introduced.

“Of course,” I continued, “I am rather taken up with the whole story; and I wish you would tell me what you can of how the men were saved.”

“Of course,” I continued, “I’m really interested in the whole story, and I wish you would tell me what you can about how the men were saved.”

“It was like this,” said he. “We had orders to call at Midway after castaways, and had our distance pretty nigh run down the day before. We steamed half-speed all night, looking to make it about noon; for old Tootles—beg your pardon, sir—the captain—was precious scared of the place at night. Well, there's nasty, filthy currents round that Midway; YOU know, as has been there; and one on 'em must have set us down. Leastways, about six bells, when we had ought to been miles away, some one sees a sail, and lo and be'old, there was the spars of a full-rigged brig! We raised her pretty fast, and the island after her; and made out she was hard aground, canted on her bilge, and had her ens'n flying, union down. It was breaking 'igh on the reef, and we laid well out, and sent a couple of boats. I didn't go in neither; only stood and looked on; but it seems they was all badly scared and muddled, and didn't know which end was uppermost. One on 'em kep' snivelling and wringing of his 'ands; he come on board all of a sop like a monthly nurse. That Trent, he come first, with his 'and in a bloody rag. I was near 'em as I am to you; and I could make out he was all to bits—'eard his breath rattle in his blooming lungs as he come down the ladder. Yes, they was a scared lot, small blame to 'em, I say! The next after Trent, come him as was mate.”

“It was like this,” he said. “We were supposed to stop at Midway to pick up some castaways, and we almost made it there the day before. We traveled at half-speed all night, aiming to arrive around noon because our captain—sorry, I mean old Tootles—was really worried about the place at night. Well, there are some nasty, dangerous currents around Midway; you know, if you've been there; and one of them must have pushed us off course. Anyway, around six bells, when we should have been miles away, someone spotted a sail, and lo and behold, there were the masts of a full-rigged brig! We got to her pretty quickly, and then saw the island behind her; and realized she was stuck hard aground, tipped over on her side, with her ensign flying, but the union down. The waves were crashing heavily on the reef, so we stayed back and sent out a couple of boats. I didn’t go in either; I just stood and watched, but it seemed like they were all really scared and confused, not knowing which way was up. One of them kept sniffling and wringing his hands; he came on board looking totally soaked like a wet nurse. That Trent was the first one back, with his hand all wrapped up in a bloody rag. I was close to them, as close as I am to you now, and I could tell he was in bad shape—I heard his breath rattling in his chest as he came down the ladder. Yeah, they were a frightened bunch; can’t blame them, I say! The next one after Trent was the mate.”

“Goddedaal!” I exclaimed.

“Goddamn!” I exclaimed.

“And a good name for him too,” chuckled the man-o'-war's man, who probably confounded the word with a familiar oath. “A good name too; only it weren't his. He was a gen'lem'n born, sir, as had gone maskewerading. One of our officers knowed him at 'ome, reckonises him, steps up, 'olds out his 'and right off, and says he: ''Ullo, Norrie, old chappie!' he says. The other was coming up, as bold as look at it; didn't seem put out—that's where blood tells, sir! Well, no sooner does he 'ear his born name given him, than he turns as white as the Day of Judgment, stares at Mr. Sebright like he was looking at a ghost, and then (I give you my word of honour) turned to, and doubled up in a dead faint. 'Take him down to my berth,' says Mr. Sebright. ''Tis poor old Norrie Carthew,' he says.”

“And a good name for him too,” chuckled the sailor, who probably mixed up the word with a familiar curse. “A good name indeed; only it wasn't his. He was a gentleman by birth, sir, who had gone masquerading. One of our officers knew him back home, recognized him, stepped up, shook his hand right away, and said, ‘Hello, Norrie, old chap!’ The other guy was coming up, acting as bold as ever; didn’t seem bothered—that’s where blood shows, sir! Well, no sooner did he hear his real name than he turned as white as the Day of Judgment, stared at Mr. Sebright like he was seeing a ghost, and then (I swear to you) he fainted dead away. ‘Take him down to my cabin,’ says Mr. Sebright. ‘It's poor old Norrie Carthew,’ he says.”

“And what—what sort of a gentleman was this Mr. Carthew?” I gasped.

“And what—what kind of gentleman was this Mr. Carthew?” I gasped.

“The ward-room steward told me he was come of the best blood in England,” was my friend's reply: “Eton and 'Arrow bred;—and might have been a bar'net!”

“The wardroom steward told me he came from the best blood in England,” was my friend's reply: “Eton and Harrow educated;—and could have been a baronet!”

“No, but to look at?” I corrected him.

“No, but to look at?” I corrected him.

“The same as you or me,” was the uncompromising answer: “not much to look at. I didn't know he was a gen'lem'n; but then, I never see him cleaned up.”

“The same as you or me,” was the straightforward answer: “not much to look at. I didn’t know he was a gentleman; but then, I never saw him cleaned up.”

“How was that?” I cried. “O yes, I remember: he was sick all the way to 'Frisco, was he not?”

“How was that?” I yelled. “Oh yeah, I remember: he was sick the entire way to 'Frisco, right?”

“Sick, or sorry, or something,” returned my informant. “My belief, he didn't hanker after showing up. He kep' close; the ward-room steward, what took his meals in, told me he ate nex' to nothing; and he was fetched ashore at 'Frisco on the quiet. Here was how it was. It seems his brother had took and died, him as had the estate. This one had gone in for his beer, by what I could make out; the old folks at 'ome had turned rusty; no one knew where he had gone to. Here he was, slaving in a merchant brig, shipwrecked on Midway, and packing up his duds for a long voyage in a open boat. He comes on board our ship, and by God, here he is a landed proprietor, and may be in Parliament to-morrow! It's no less than natural he should keep dark: so would you and me in the same box.”

“ Sick, or feeling sorry, or something,” my informant replied. “Honestly, I don’t think he wanted to show up. He stayed out of sight; the wardroom steward, who brought him his meals, said he barely ate anything, and he was brought ashore in San Francisco quietly. Here’s the situation. It seems his brother passed away, the one who inherited the estate. This guy had been drinking his beer, from what I could tell; the folks back home had cut him off; no one knew where he had gone. There he was, working hard on a merchant ship, shipwrecked at Midway, and packing up his stuff for a long journey in an open boat. He comes on board our ship, and suddenly he’s a landowner, and could be in Parliament tomorrow! It’s perfectly understandable that he’d want to keep a low profile: you and I would do the same in his situation.”

“I daresay,” said I. “But you saw more of the others?”

“I dare say,” I said. “But you saw more of the others?”

“To be sure,” says he: “no 'arm in them from what I see. There was one 'Ardy there: colonial born he was, and had been through a power of money. There was no nonsense about 'Ardy; he had been up, and he had come down, and took it so. His 'eart was in the right place; and he was well-informed, and knew French; and Latin, I believe, like a native! I liked that 'Ardy; he was a good-looking boy, too.”

"Certainly," he says, "there's nothing wrong with them from what I can tell. There was one guy named Hardy; he was born in the colonies and had a lot of money at one point. There was no nonsense with Hardy; he had experienced both success and failure and accepted it all. He had a good heart; he was knowledgeable and spoke French, and I believe Latin, like a native! I liked that Hardy; he was a good-looking guy, too."

“Did they say much about the wreck?” I asked.

“Did they say much about the crash?” I asked.

“There wasn't much to say, I reckon,” replied the man-o'-war's man. “It was all in the papers. 'Ardy used to yarn most about the coins he had gone through; he had lived with book-makers, and jockeys, and pugs, and actors, and all that: a precious low lot!” added this judicious person. “But it's about here my 'orse is moored, and by your leave I'll be getting ahead.”

“There wasn't much to say, I guess,” replied the sailor. “It was all in the news. 'Ardy used to talk a lot about the money he had spent; he had lived with gamblers, jockeys, fighters, and actors, and all that: a pretty rough crowd!” added this thoughtful person. “But it's around here that my horse is tied up, so if you don't mind, I'll be on my way.”

“One moment,” said I. “Is Mr. Sebright on board?”

“One moment,” I said. “Is Mr. Sebright on the ship?”

“No, sir, he's ashore to-day,” said the sailor. “I took up a bag for him to the 'otel.”

“No, sir, he's on land today,” said the sailor. “I took a bag for him to the hotel.”

With that we parted. Presently after my friend overtook and passed me on a hired steed which seemed to scorn its cavalier; and I was left in the dust of his passage, a prey to whirling thoughts. For I now stood, or seemed to stand, on the immediate threshold of these mysteries. I knew the name of the man Dickson—his name was Carthew; I knew where the money came from that opposed us at the sale—it was part of Carthew's inheritance; and in my gallery of illustrations to the history of the wreck, one more picture hung; perhaps the most dramatic of the series. It showed me the deck of a warship in that distant part of the great ocean, the officers and seamen looking curiously on; and a man of birth and education, who had been sailing under an alias on a trading brig, and was now rescued from desperate peril, felled like an ox by the bare sound of his own name. I could not fail to be reminded of my own experience at the Occidental telephone. The hero of three styles, Dickson, Goddedaal, or Carthew, must be the owner of a lively—or a loaded—conscience, and the reflection recalled to me the photograph found on board the Flying Scud; just such a man, I reasoned, would be capable of just such starts and crises, and I inclined to think that Goddedaal (or Carthew) was the mainspring of the mystery.

With that, we said our goodbyes. Shortly after, my friend caught up to me on a hired horse that seemed to look down on its rider; I was left in the dust of his wake, consumed by swirling thoughts. I felt like I was standing at the very edge of these mysteries. I knew the man’s name was Dickson—he was called Carthew; I knew the source of the money that stood in our way at the sale—it was part of Carthew’s inheritance. In my mental gallery showcasing the history of the wreck, there was one more image, perhaps the most dramatic of the bunch. It showed me the deck of a warship in that far-off stretch of the ocean, with officers and sailors looking on with curiosity; and a man of status and education, who had been sailing under a false name on a trading ship, now rescued from dire danger, knocked out cold by simply hearing his own name. I couldn't help but be reminded of my own experience at the Occidental telephone. The hero of three identities, Dickson, Goddedaal, or Carthew, must have a lively—or a guilty—conscience, and that thought brought back to me the photograph found on board the Flying Scud; I figured a man like that would be capable of such shocks and crises, leading me to think that Goddedaal (or Carthew) was the key to the mystery.

One thing was plain: as long as the Tempest was in reach, I must make the acquaintance of both Sebright and the doctor. To this end, I excused myself with Mr. Fowler, returned to Honolulu, and passed the remainder of the day hanging vainly round the cool verandahs of the hotel. It was near nine o'clock at night before I was rewarded.

One thing was clear: as long as the Tempest was nearby, I needed to meet both Sebright and the doctor. With that in mind, I made my excuses to Mr. Fowler, went back to Honolulu, and spent the rest of the day aimlessly lingering around the cool verandas of the hotel. It wasn't until nearly nine o'clock at night that I finally got my chance.

“That is the gentleman you were asking for,” said the clerk.

"That's the gentleman you were asking about," said the clerk.

I beheld a man in tweeds, of an incomparable languor of demeanour, and carrying a cane with genteel effort. From the name, I had looked to find a sort of Viking and young ruler of the battle and the tempest; and I was the more disappointed, and not a little alarmed, to come face to face with this impracticable type.

I saw a man in tweeds, with an effortless charm about him, carrying a cane with a kind of refined elegance. From the name, I expected to find a sort of Viking and a young leader of battles and storms; so I was even more disappointed, and a bit uneasy, to come face to face with this impractical character.

“I believe I have the pleasure of addressing Lieutenant Sebright,” said I, stepping forward.

“I believe I'm speaking to Lieutenant Sebright,” I said, stepping forward.

“Aw, yes,” replied the hero; “but, aw! I dawn't knaw you, do I?” (He spoke for all the world like Lord Foppington in the old play—a proof of the perennial nature of man's affectations. But his limping dialect, I scorn to continue to reproduce.)

“Aw, yes,” replied the hero; “but, aw! I don’t know you, do I?” (He sounded just like Lord Foppington in the old play—a reminder of how timeless human pretensions can be. But I won’t keep dragging on with his awkward speech.)

“It was with the intention of making myself known, that I have taken this step,” said I, entirely unabashed (for impudence begets in me its like—perhaps my only martial attribute). “We have a common subject of interest, to me very lively; and I believe I may be in a position to be of some service to a friend of yours—to give him, at least, some very welcome information.”

“It was to introduce myself that I took this step,” I said, completely unashamed (because boldness brings out a similar response in me—maybe my only brave quality). “We share a common interest that excites me a lot; and I think I might be able to help a friend of yours—at the very least, I can offer some valuable information.”

The last clause was a sop to my conscience: I could not pretend, even to myself, either the power or the will to serve Mr. Carthew; but I felt sure he would like to hear the Flying Scud was burned.

The last part was just a way to ease my conscience: I couldn't pretend, even to myself, that I had the ability or desire to serve Mr. Carthew; but I was certain he would want to know that the Flying Scud was destroyed.

“I don't know—I—I don't understand you,” stammered my victim. “I don't have any friends in Honolulu, don't you know?”

“I don’t know—I—I just don’t get you,” stammered my victim. “I don’t have any friends in Honolulu, you know?”

“The friend to whom I refer is English,” I replied. “It is Mr. Carthew, whom you picked up at Midway. My firm has bought the wreck; I am just returned from breaking her up; and—to make my business quite clear to you—I have a communication it is necessary I should make; and have to trouble you for Mr. Carthew's address.”

“The friend I'm talking about is English,” I said. “It's Mr. Carthew, the one you picked up at Midway. My company has bought the wreck; I just got back from taking it apart, and—just to be clear about my business—I have something important to tell you, and I need Mr. Carthew's address.”

It will be seen how rapidly I had dropped all hope of interesting the frigid British bear. He, on his side, was plainly on thorns at my insistence; I judged he was suffering torments of alarm lest I should prove an undesirable acquaintance; diagnosed him for a shy, dull, vain, unamiable animal, without adequate defence—a sort of dishoused snail; and concluded, rightly enough, that he would consent to anything to bring our interview to a conclusion. A moment later, he had fled, leaving me with a sheet of paper, thus inscribed:—

It was clear how quickly I had given up all hope of engaging the cold British bear. He, for his part, was obviously anxious about my insistence; I figured he was worried sick that I would turn out to be an unwanted companion. I saw him as a shy, boring, vain, and unfriendly creature, without any real defense—a kind of homeless snail; and I concluded, quite correctly, that he would agree to anything to wrap up our conversation. A moment later, he had bolted, leaving me with a piece of paper that read:—

Norris Carthew,

Norris Carthew,

Stallbridge-le-Carthew,

Stallbridge-le-Carthew,

Dorset.

Dorset.

I might have cried victory, the field of battle and some of the enemy's baggage remaining in my occupation. As a matter of fact, my moral sufferings during the engagement had rivalled those of Mr. Sebright; I was left incapable of fresh hostilities; I owned that the navy of old England was (for me) invincible as of yore; and giving up all thought of the doctor, inclined to salute her veteran flag, in the future, from a prudent distance. Such was my inclination, when I retired to rest; and my first experience the next morning strengthened it to certainty. For I had the pleasure of encountering my fair antagonist on his way on board; and he honoured me with a recognition so disgustingly dry, that my impatience overflowed, and (recalling the tactics of Nelson) I neglected to perceive or to return it.

I could have celebrated a victory, with the battlefield and some enemy equipment still in my possession. Honestly, my emotional struggles during the battle matched Mr. Sebright’s; I found myself unable to continue fighting. I admitted that the navy of old England was (for me) as unbeatable as ever, and I decided to give up all thoughts of the doctor and salute her veteran flag from a safe distance in the future. This was my mindset as I went to bed, and my first experience the following morning confirmed it. I had the pleasure of running into my fair opponent on his way aboard, and he acknowledged me with such a ridiculously dry greeting that my impatience overflowed, and (thinking of Nelson’s tactics) I ignored it.

Judge of my astonishment, some half-hour later, to receive a note of invitation from the Tempest.

Judge my astonishment: about half an hour later, I received an invitation note from the Tempest.

“Dear Sir,” it began, “we are all naturally very much interested in the wreck of the Flying Scud, and as soon as I mentioned that I had the pleasure of making your acquaintance, a very general wish was expressed that you would come and dine on board. It will give us all the greatest pleasure to see you to-night, or in case you should be otherwise engaged, to luncheon either to-morrow or to-day.” A note of the hours followed, and the document wound up with the name of “J. Lascelles Sebright,” under an undeniable statement that he was sincerely mine.

“Dear Sir,” it started, “we are all very much interested in the wreck of the Flying Scud, and as soon as I mentioned that I had the pleasure of meeting you, everyone expressed a strong desire for you to come and have dinner on board. It would make us all very happy to see you tonight, or if you’re busy, to have lunch either tomorrow or today.” Following this was a note about the timing, and the message concluded with the name “J. Lascelles Sebright,” along with a heartfelt statement that he was truly yours.

“No, Mr. Lascelles Sebright,” I reflected, “you are not, but I begin to suspect that (like the lady in the song) you are another's. You have mentioned your adventure, my friend; you have been blown up; you have got your orders; this note has been dictated; and I am asked on board (in spite of your melancholy protests) not to meet the men, and not to talk about the Flying Scud, but to undergo the scrutiny of some one interested in Carthew: the doctor, for a wager. And for a second wager, all this springs from your facility in giving the address.” I lost no time in answering the billet, electing for the earliest occasion; and at the appointed hour, a somewhat blackguard-looking boat's crew from the Norah Creina conveyed me under the guns of the Tempest.

“No, Mr. Lascelles Sebright,” I thought, “you’re not, but I’m starting to suspect that, like the lady in the song, you belong to someone else. You’ve mentioned your adventure, my friend; you’ve been blown up; you’ve received your orders; this note has been written for you; and I’ve been called on board (despite your gloomy protests) not to meet the men or talk about the Flying Scud, but to be examined by someone interested in Carthew: probably the doctor. And on another note, all of this seems to be a result of how easily you gave the address.” I wasted no time responding to the note, choosing the earliest opportunity; and at the scheduled time, a somewhat shady-looking boat crew from the Norah Creina took me under the guns of the Tempest.

The ward-room appeared pleased to see me; Sebright's brother officers, in contrast to himself, took a boyish interest in my cruise; and much was talked of the Flying Scud; of how she had been lost, of how I had found her, and of the weather, the anchorage, and the currents about Midway Island. Carthew was referred to more than once without embarrassment; the parallel case of a late Earl of Aberdeen, who died mate on board a Yankee schooner, was adduced. If they told me little of the man, it was because they had not much to tell, and only felt an interest in his recognition and pity for his prolonged ill-health. I could never think the subject was avoided; and it was clear that the officers, far from practising concealment, had nothing to conceal.

The wardroom seemed happy to see me; Sebright's fellow officers, unlike him, showed a youthful interest in my cruise. Much was discussed about the Flying Scud: how she had been lost, how I found her, and the weather, anchorage, and currents around Midway Island. Carthew was mentioned several times without any awkwardness; they even compared him to a recent Earl of Aberdeen, who died as a mate on a Yankee schooner. If they shared little about the man, it was simply because there wasn't much to say, and they only expressed interest in his recognition and sympathy for his ongoing health issues. I never felt like the topic was being avoided; it was clear that the officers, instead of hiding something, had nothing to hide.

So far, then, all seemed natural, and yet the doctor troubled me. This was a tall, rugged, plain man, on the wrong side of fifty, already gray, and with a restless mouth and bushy eyebrows: he spoke seldom, but then with gaiety; and his great, quaking, silent laughter was infectious. I could make out that he was at once the quiz of the ward-room and perfectly respected; and I made sure that he observed me covertly. It is certain I returned the compliment. If Carthew had feigned sickness—and all seemed to point in that direction—here was the man who knew all—or certainly knew much. His strong, sterling face progressively and silently persuaded of his full knowledge. That was not the mouth, these were not the eyes, of one who would act in ignorance, or could be led at random. Nor again was it the face of a man squeamish in the case of malefactors; there was even a touch of Brutus there, and something of the hanging judge. In short, he seemed the last character for the part assigned him in my theories; and wonder and curiosity contended in my mind.

So far, everything felt normal, but the doctor worried me. He was a tall, rugged, plain man, past fifty, with gray hair, a restless mouth, and bushy eyebrows. He spoke rarely but always cheerfully, and his deep, silent laughter was contagious. I could tell he was both the joke of the ward-room and highly respected, and I was sure he watched me discreetly. I definitely returned the favor. If Carthew had pretended to be sick—and all signs pointed that way—this was the man who knew everything, or at least a lot. His strong, honest face gradually and silently convinced me of his extensive knowledge. Those weren't the eyes or mouth of someone who would act without understanding or could be easily misled. Also, his face didn't belong to someone squeamish about wrongdoers; it had a hint of Brutus and something of a hanging judge. In short, he seemed entirely the wrong character for the role I had assigned him in my theories, and wonder and curiosity battled in my mind.

Luncheon was over, and an adjournment to the smoking-room proposed, when (upon a sudden impulse) I burned my ships, and pleading indisposition, requested to consult the doctor.

Luncheon was over, and someone suggested moving to the smoking room when, on a sudden impulse, I cut my ties and, claiming I wasn't feeling well, asked to see the doctor.

“There is nothing the matter with my body, Dr. Urquart,” said I, as soon as we were alone.

“There’s nothing wrong with my body, Dr. Urquart,” I said as soon as we were alone.

He hummed, his mouth worked, he regarded me steadily with his gray eyes, but resolutely held his peace.

He hummed, his mouth moved, he looked at me steadily with his gray eyes, but firmly stayed quiet.

“I want to talk to you about the Flying Scud and Mr. Carthew,” I resumed. “Come: you must have expected this. I am sure you know all; you are shrewd, and must have a guess that I know much. How are we to stand to one another? and how am I to stand to Mr. Carthew?”

“I want to talk to you about the Flying Scud and Mr. Carthew,” I continued. “Come on: you must have seen this coming. I’m sure you’re aware of everything; you’re sharp, and you must have an idea that I know quite a bit. How are we supposed to relate to each other? And how should I deal with Mr. Carthew?”

“I do not fully understand you,” he replied, after a pause; and then, after another: “It is the spirit I refer to, Mr. Dodd.”

“I don’t fully understand you,” he replied, after a pause; and then, after another: “It’s the spirit I’m talking about, Mr. Dodd.”

“The spirit of my inquiries?” I asked.

“The vibe of my questions?” I asked.

He nodded.

He agreed.

“I think we are at cross-purposes,” said I. “The spirit is precisely what I came in quest of. I bought the Flying Scud at a ruinous figure, run up by Mr. Carthew through an agent; and I am, in consequence, a bankrupt. But if I have found no fortune in the wreck, I have found unmistakable evidences of foul play. Conceive my position: I am ruined through this man, whom I never saw; I might very well desire revenge or compensation; and I think you will admit I have the means to extort either.”

“I think we’re not on the same page,” I said. “I'm specifically looking for the spirit. I bought the Flying Scud for a ridiculous price, which Mr. Carthew ran up through an agent, and as a result, I’ve gone bankrupt. But even though I haven’t found any treasure in the wreck, I've uncovered clear signs of foul play. Imagine my situation: I’m ruined because of this man, whom I’ve never met; I could easily want revenge or compensation; and I think you’ll agree I have the means to get either.”

He made no sign in answer to this challenge.

He didn't respond to this challenge.

“Can you not understand, then,” I resumed, “the spirit in which I come to one who is surely in the secret, and ask him, honestly and plainly: How do I stand to Mr. Carthew?”

“Can you not understand, then,” I continued, “the spirit in which I come to someone who definitely knows the truth, and ask them, honestly and directly: What is my relationship with Mr. Carthew?”

“I must ask you to be more explicit,” said he.

“I need you to be more clear,” he said.

“You do not help me much,” I retorted. “But see if you can understand: my conscience is not very fine-spun; still, I have one. Now, there are degrees of foul play, to some of which I have no particular objection. I am sure with Mr. Carthew, I am not at all the person to forgo an advantage; and I have much curiosity. But on the other hand, I have no taste for persecution; and I ask you to believe that I am not the man to make bad worse, or heap trouble on the unfortunate.”

“You don’t help me much,” I shot back. “But try to understand: my conscience isn’t overly sensitive; still, I have one. There are different levels of wrongdoing that I don't mind as much. I’m sure with Mr. Carthew, I’m definitely not one to pass up an advantage, and I’m quite curious. But on the flip side, I have no interest in persecuting anyone; and I ask you to believe that I’m not the kind of person who would make a bad situation worse or add to someone’s troubles.”

“Yes; I think I understand,” said he. “Suppose I pass you my word that, whatever may have occurred, there were excuses—great excuses—I may say, very great?”

“Yeah, I think I get it,” he said. “What if I give you my word that, no matter what happened, there were reasons—big reasons—I mean, really big?”

“It would have weight with me, doctor,” I replied.

“It would matter to me, doctor,” I replied.

“I may go further,” he pursued. “Suppose I had been there, or you had been there: after a certain event had taken place, it's a grave question what we might have done—it's even a question what we could have done—ourselves. Or take me. I will be plain with you, and own that I am in possession of the facts. You have a shrewd guess how I have acted in that knowledge. May I ask you to judge from the character of my action, something of the nature of that knowledge, which I have no call, nor yet no title, to share with you?”

“I might go further,” he continued. “Let’s say I had been there, or you had been there: after a certain event occurred, it’s a serious question what we might have done—it’s even a question of what we could have done—ourselves. Or take me. I’ll be straightforward with you and admit that I know the facts. You have a pretty good sense of how I’ve acted with that knowledge. May I ask you to infer from the nature of my actions something about the nature of that knowledge, which I have no obligation, nor any right, to share with you?”

I cannot convey a sense of the rugged conviction and judicial emphasis of Dr. Urquart's speech. To those who did not hear him, it may appear as if he fed me on enigmas; to myself, who heard, I seemed to have received a lesson and a compliment.

I can't express how genuinely confident and authoritative Dr. Urquart's speech was. To those who didn't hear him, it might seem like he filled my mind with riddles; for me, having listened, it felt like I got both a lesson and a compliment.

“I thank you,” I said. “I feel you have said as much as possible, and more than I had any right to ask. I take that as a mark of confidence, which I will try to deserve. I hope, sir, you will let me regard you as a friend.”

“I appreciate it,” I said. “I feel like you’ve said as much as you could, and even more than I had any right to expect. I see that as a sign of trust, which I will do my best to earn. I hope, sir, you’ll allow me to consider you a friend.”

He evaded my proffered friendship with a blunt proposal to rejoin the mess; and yet a moment later, contrived to alleviate the snub. For, as we entered the smoking-room, he laid his hand on my shoulder with a kind familiarity.

He dodged my offer of friendship with a direct suggestion to go back to the group; and yet a moment later, he managed to soften the rejection. Because as we stepped into the smoking room, he put his hand on my shoulder with a friendly familiarity.

“I have just prescribed for Mr. Dodd,” says he, “a glass of our Madeira.”

“I just prescribed a glass of our Madeira for Mr. Dodd,” he says.

I have never again met Dr. Urquart: but he wrote himself so clear upon my memory that I think I see him still. And indeed I had cause to remember the man for the sake of his communication. It was hard enough to make a theory fit the circumstances of the Flying Scud; but one in which the chief actor should stand the least excused, and might retain the esteem or at least the pity of a man like Dr. Urquart, failed me utterly. Here at least was the end of my discoveries; I learned no more, till I learned all; and my reader has the evidence complete. Is he more astute than I was? or, like me, does he give it up?

I’ve never met Dr. Urquart again, but he left such a clear impression on my memory that I feel like I can still see him. I really had to think about him because of what he communicated. It was tough to come up with a theory that fit the situation of the Flying Scud; but one where the main person could be seen as less guilty and still earn the respect, or at least the sympathy, of someone like Dr. Urquart completely eluded me. This was the end of my findings; I didn't learn anything more until I knew everything; and my reader has all the evidence. Is he sharper than I was? Or does he, like me, throw in the towel?





CHAPTER XVIII. CROSS-QUESTIONS AND CROOKED ANSWERS.

I have said hard words of San Francisco; they must scarce be literally understood (one cannot suppose the Israelites did justice to the land of Pharaoh); and the city took a fine revenge of me on my return. She had never worn a more becoming guise; the sun shone, the air was lively, the people had flowers in their button-holes and smiles upon their faces; and as I made my way towards Jim's place of employment, with some very black anxieties at heart, I seemed to myself a blot on the surrounding gaiety.

I’ve spoken harshly about San Francisco; my words shouldn’t be taken too literally (you can’t expect the Israelites to fully appreciate the land of Pharaoh); and the city got back at me when I returned. It had never looked more beautiful; the sun was shining, the air felt fresh, and people had flowers in their buttonholes and smiles on their faces. As I walked towards Jim’s workplace, feeling pretty anxious inside, I felt like a dark spot in the midst of all the happiness around me.

My destination was in a by-street in a mean, rickety building; “The Franklin H. Dodge Steam Printing Company” appeared upon its front, and in characters of greater freshness, so as to suggest recent conversion, the watch-cry, “White Labour Only.” In the office, in a dusty pen, Jim sat alone before a table. A wretched change had overtaken him in clothes, body, and bearing; he looked sick and shabby; he who had once rejoiced in his day's employment, like a horse among pastures, now sat staring on a column of accounts, idly chewing a pen, at times heavily sighing, the picture of inefficiency and inattention. He was sunk deep in a painful reverie; he neither saw nor heard me; and I stood and watched him unobserved. I had a sudden vain relenting. Repentance bludgeoned me. As I had predicted to Nares, I stood and kicked myself. Here was I come home again, my honour saved; there was my friend in want of rest, nursing, and a generous diet; and I asked myself with Falstaff, “What is in that word honour? what is that honour?” and, like Falstaff, I told myself that it was air.

My destination was on a side street in a shabby, rundown building; “The Franklin H. Dodge Steam Printing Company” was displayed on the front, and in fresher letters that hinted at a recent change, the slogan “White Labour Only”. Inside the office, in a dusty corner, Jim sat alone at a table. A miserable transformation had overtaken him in his clothes, body, and demeanor; he looked sick and worn out. He, who once took joy in his work like a horse in a field, now sat staring blankly at a column of accounts, idly chewing on a pen, occasionally letting out heavy sighs, embodying inefficiency and a lack of focus. He was lost deep in a troubling daydream; he neither saw nor heard me, and I stood there watching him without him noticing. I felt a sudden, futile sense of regret. Guilt hit me hard. As I had told Nares, I stood there and kicked myself. Here I was back home again, my honor intact; there was my friend in need of rest, care, and good food; and I asked myself with Falstaff, “What does that word honor mean? What is honor?” and, like Falstaff, I concluded that it was nothing but air.

“Jim!” said I.

"Jim!" I said.

“Loudon!” he gasped, and jumped from his chair and stood shaking.

“Loudon!” he exclaimed, jumping out of his chair and standing there, trembling.

The next moment I was over the barrier, and we were hand in hand.

The next moment I was over the barrier, and we were holding hands.

“My poor old man!” I cried.

"My poor old man!" I exclaimed.

“Thank God, you're home at last!” he gulped, and kept patting my shoulder with his hand.

“Thank God, you're finally home!” he said, breathing a sigh of relief and continuing to pat my shoulder with his hand.

“I've no good news for you, Jim!” said I.

“I don't have any good news for you, Jim!” I said.

“You've come—that's the good news that I want,” he replied. “O, how I've longed for you, Loudon!”

“You're here—that's the good news I wanted,” he replied. “Oh, how I've missed you, Loudon!”

“I couldn't do what you wrote me,” I said, lowering my voice. “The creditors have it all. I couldn't do it.”

“I can't do what you wrote me,” I said, lowering my voice. “The creditors have everything. I just can't.”

“Ssh!” returned Jim. “I was crazy when wrote. I could never have looked Mamie in the face if we had done it. O, Loudon, what a gift that woman is! You think you know something of life: you just don't know anything. It's the GOODNESS of the woman, it's a revelation!”

“Shh!” Jim replied. “I was out of my mind when I wrote that. I could never have faced Mamie if we had gone through with it. Oh, Loudon, what a treasure that woman is! You think you understand life: you really don’t know anything. It’s the GOODNESS of the woman, it’s eye-opening!”

“That's all right,” said I. “That's how I hoped to hear you, Jim.”

“That's okay,” I said. “That's what I was hoping to hear from you, Jim.”

“And so the Flying Scud was a fraud,” he resumed. “I didn't quite understand your letter, but I made out that.”

“And so the Flying Scud was a scam,” he continued. “I didn't fully get your letter, but I figured that out.”

“Fraud is a mild term for it,” said I. “The creditors will never believe what fools we were. And that reminds me,” I continued, rejoicing in the transition, “how about the bankruptcy?”

“Fraud is a weak word for it,” I said. “The creditors will never believe how foolish we were. And that reminds me,” I continued, happily shifting the topic, “what’s going on with the bankruptcy?”

“You were lucky to be out of that,” answered Jim, shaking his head; “you were lucky not to see the papers. The Occidental called me a fifth-rate Kerbstone broker with water on the brain; another said I was a tree-frog that had got into the same meadow with Longhurst, and had blown myself out till I went pop. It was rough on a man in his honeymoon; so was what they said about my looks, and what I had on, and the way I perspired. But I braced myself up with the Flying Scud. How did it exactly figure out anyway? I don't seem to catch on to that story, Loudon.”

“You were lucky to avoid that,” Jim replied, shaking his head. “You were lucky not to see the articles. The Occidental called me a fifth-rate broker with delusions; another said I was a tree-frog who ended up in the same field as Longhurst and inflated myself until I burst. It was tough for a guy during his honeymoon; same goes for what they said about my looks, what I was wearing, and how much I was sweating. But I managed to tough it out with the Flying Scud. How did it all work out, though? I don’t really get that story, Loudon.”

“The devil you don't!” thinks I to myself; and then aloud: “You see we had neither one of us good luck. I didn't do much more than cover current expenses; and you got floored immediately. How did we come to go so soon?”

“The devil you don't!” I think to myself; and then I say out loud: “You see, neither of us had any luck. I barely managed to cover my expenses, and you got knocked out right away. How did we end up going so soon?”

“Well, we'll have to have a talk over all this,” said Jim with a sudden start. “I should be getting to my books; and I guess you had better go up right away to Mamie. She's at Speedy's. She expects you with impatience. She regards you in the light of a favourite brother, Loudon.”

“Well, we need to talk about all this,” Jim said suddenly. “I should get back to my books, and I think you should head up to Mamie right away. She's at Speedy's, and she’s been waiting for you. She sees you as her favorite brother, Loudon.”

Any scheme was welcome which allowed me to postpone the hour of explanation, and avoid (were it only for a breathing space) the topic of the Flying Scud. I hastened accordingly to Bush Street. Mrs. Speedy, already rejoicing in the return of a spouse, hailed me with acclamation. “And it's beautiful you're looking, Mr. Dodd, my dear,” she was kind enough to say. “And a miracle they naygur waheenies let ye lave the oilands. I have my suspicions of Shpeedy,” she added, roguishly. “Did ye see him after the naygresses now?”

Any plan was welcome that allowed me to delay the time for an explanation and avoid (even just for a moment) talking about the Flying Scud. So, I hurried over to Bush Street. Mrs. Speedy, already celebrating her husband’s return, greeted me enthusiastically. “And you look wonderful, Mr. Dodd, my dear,” she kindly said. “And it’s a miracle those women let you leave the oil lands. I have my doubts about Shpeedy,” she added playfully. “Did you see him after those women?”

I gave Speedy an unblemished character.

I gave Speedy a spotless reputation.

“The one of ye will niver bethray the other,” said the playful dame, and ushered me into a bare room, where Mamie sat working a type-writer.

“The one of you will never betray the other,” said the playful woman, and ushered me into a bare room, where Mamie sat working on a typewriter.

I was touched by the cordiality of her greeting. With the prettiest gesture in the world she gave me both her hands; wheeled forth a chair; and produced, from a cupboard, a tin of my favourite tobacco, and a book of my exclusive cigarette papers.

I was moved by the warmth of her greeting. With the sweetest gesture ever, she offered me both her hands, pulled out a chair for me, and took from a cupboard a tin of my favorite tobacco and a pack of my special cigarette papers.

“There!” she cried; “you see, Mr. Loudon, we were all prepared for you; the things were bought the very day you sailed.”

“There!” she exclaimed. “You see, Mr. Loudon, we were all ready for you; we bought everything the very day you set sail.”

I imagined she had always intended me a pleasant welcome; but the certain fervour of sincerity, which I could not help remarking, flowed from an unexpected source. Captain Nares, with a kindness for which I can never be sufficiently grateful, had stolen a moment from his occupations, driven to call on Mamie, and drawn her a generous picture of my prowess at the wreck. She was careful not to breathe a word of this interview, till she had led me on to tell my adventures for myself.

I thought she had always meant to greet me warmly; however, the genuine excitement I noticed came from an unexpected place. Captain Nares, whose kindness I can never thank enough, had taken a moment away from his duties to visit Mamie and painted a glowing picture of my skills at the wreck. She was careful to keep this meeting a secret until she got me to share my adventures on my own.

“Ah! Captain Nares was better,” she cried, when I had done. “From your account, I have only learned one new thing, that you are modest as well as brave.”

“Ah! Captain Nares was better,” she exclaimed when I finished. “From what you’ve told me, I’ve only learned one new thing: that you are humble as well as courageous.”

I cannot tell with what sort of disclamation I sought to reply.

I can't say how I tried to respond.

“It is of no use,” said Mamie. “I know a hero. And when I heard of you working all day like a common labourer, with your hands bleeding and your nails broken—and how you told the captain to 'crack on' (I think he said) in the storm, when he was terrified himself—and the danger of that horrid mutiny”—(Nares had been obligingly dipping his brush in earthquake and eclipse)—“and how it was all done, in part at least, for Jim and me—I felt we could never say how we admired and thanked you.”

“It’s pointless,” said Mamie. “I know a hero. And when I heard about you working all day like a regular laborer, with your hands bleeding and your nails broken—and how you told the captain to ‘crack on’ (I think that’s what he said) during the storm, when he was scared himself—and the threat of that awful mutiny”—(Nares had been helpfully dipping his brush in earthquake and eclipse)—“and how all of this was done, at least in part, for Jim and me—I felt like we could never express how much we admired and thanked you.”

“Mamie,” I cried, “don't talk of thanks; it is not a word to be used between friends. Jim and I have been prosperous together; now we shall be poor together. We've done our best, and that's all that need be said. The next thing is for me to find a situation, and send you and Jim up country for a long holiday in the redwoods—for a holiday Jim has got to have.”

“Mamie,” I exclaimed, “don’t mention thanks; that’s not something friends say to each other. Jim and I have thrived together; now we’ll face hard times together. We’ve done our best, and that’s all that matters. The next step is for me to find a job and send you and Jim up to the country for a long vacation in the redwoods—because Jim really needs a break.”

“Jim can't take your money, Mr. Loudon,” said Mamie.

“Jim can't take your money, Mr. Loudon,” Mamie said.

“Jim?” cried I. “He's got to. Didn't I take his?”

“Jim?” I shouted. “He has to. Didn't I take his?”

Presently after, Jim himself arrived, and before he had yet done mopping his brow, he was at me with the accursed subject. “Now, Loudon,” said he, “here we are all together, the day's work done and the evening before us; just start in with the whole story.”

Presently after, Jim himself arrived, and before he had finished wiping his brow, he was on me with the annoying topic. “Now, Loudon,” he said, “here we are all together, the day's work done and the evening ahead of us; just go ahead and tell the whole story.”

“One word on business first,” said I, speaking from the lips outward, and meanwhile (in the private apartments of my brain) trying for the thousandth time to find some plausible arrangement of my story. “I want to have a notion how we stand about the bankruptcy.”

“One word about business first,” I said, speaking openly while, in the back of my mind, I tried for the thousandth time to figure out a convincing way to tell my story. “I want to know where we stand with the bankruptcy.”

“O, that's ancient history,” cried Jim. “We paid seven cents, and a wonder we did as well. The receiver——” (methought a spasm seized him at the name of this official, and he broke off). “But it's all past and done with anyway; and what I want to get at is the facts about the wreck. I don't seem to understand it; appears to me like as there was something underneath.”

“O, that's old news,” Jim exclaimed. “We paid seven cents, and it’s surprising we did. The receiver—” (I thought he had a moment of panic at the mention of that official, and he stopped short). “But that’s all in the past now; what I really want to know are the details about the wreck. I don’t quite get it; it seems to me like there was something going on beneath the surface.”

“There was nothing IN it, anyway,” I said, with a forced laugh.

“There was nothing in it, anyway,” I said, with a forced laugh.

“That's what I want to judge of,” returned Jim.

“That's what I want to judge,” Jim replied.

“How the mischief is it I can never keep you to that bankruptcy? It looks as if you avoided it,” said I—for a man in my situation, with unpardonable folly.

“How is it that I can never hold you accountable for that bankruptcy? It seems like you’re dodging it,” I said—for a man in my position, with unforgivable foolishness.

“Don't it look a little as if you were trying to avoid the wreck?” asked Jim.

“Doesn't it seem like you're trying to avoid the crash?” asked Jim.

It was my own doing; there was no retreat. “My dear fellow, if you make a point of it, here goes!” said I, and launched with spurious gaiety into the current of my tale. I told it with point and spirit; described the island and the wreck, mimicked Anderson and the Chinese, maintained the suspense.... My pen has stumbled on the fatal word. I maintained the suspense so well that it was never relieved; and when I stopped—I dare not say concluded, where there was no conclusion—I found Jim and Mamie regarding me with surprise.

It was my own doing; there was no turning back. “My dear friend, if you insist, here we go!” I said, and with a false cheerfulness, I dived into the flow of my story. I told it with flair and energy; described the island and the shipwreck, imitated Anderson and the Chinese, kept the suspense going.... My pen stumbled upon the fateful word. I sustained the suspense so well that it was never resolved; and when I stopped—I can’t say concluded, since there was no conclusion—I found Jim and Mamie looking at me with surprise.

“Well?” said Jim.

“Well?” Jim asked.

“Well, that's all,” said I.

“Well, that's it,” I said.

“But how do you explain it?” he asked.

“But how do you explain that?” he asked.

“I can't explain it,” said I.

"I can't explain it," I said.

Mamie wagged her head ominously.

Mamie shook her head ominously.

“But, great Caesar's ghost! the money was offered!” cried Jim. “It won't do, Loudon; it's nonsense, on the face of it! I don't say but what you and Nares did your best; I'm sure, of course, you did; but I do say, you got fooled. I say the stuff is in that ship to-day, and I say I mean to get it.”

“But, great Caesar's ghost! They offered the money!” shouted Jim. “That’s not going to work, Loudon; it just doesn’t make sense! I’m not saying that you and Nares didn't give it your all; I’m sure you did. But I am saying that you got tricked. I believe the goods are on that ship right now, and I’m determined to get them.”

“There is nothing in the ship, I tell you, but old wood and iron!” said I.

“There’s nothing in the ship, I swear, but old wood and iron!” said I.

“You'll see,” said Jim. “Next time I go myself. I'll take Mamie for the trip; Longhurst won't refuse me the expense of a schooner. You wait till I get the searching of her.”

“You'll see,” Jim said. “Next time, I'm going myself. I'll take Mamie on the trip; Longhurst won't turn down the cost of a schooner for me. Just wait until I get to take a good look at her.”

“But you can't search her!” cried I. “She's burned.”

“But you can't search her!” I shouted. “She's burned.”

“Burned!” cried Mamie, starting a little from the attitude of quiescent capacity in which she had hitherto sat to hear me, her hands folded in her lap.

“Burned!” Mamie exclaimed, jolting from her previously relaxed position where she had been sitting quietly to listen to me, her hands folded in her lap.

There was an appreciable pause.

There was a noticeable pause.

“I beg your pardon, Loudon,” began Jim at last, “but why in snakes did you burn her?”

“I’m sorry, Loudon,” Jim finally said, “but why on earth did you burn her?”

“It was an idea of Nares's,” said I.

“It was Nares's idea,” I said.

“This is certainly the strangest circumstance of all,” observed Mamie.

“This is definitely the weirdest situation of all,” observed Mamie.

“I must say, Loudon, it does seem kind of unexpected,” added Jim. “It seems kind of crazy even. What did you—what did Nares expect to gain by burning her?”

“I have to say, Loudon, this is really unexpected,” Jim added. “It even seems kind of insane. What did you—what did Nares hope to achieve by burning her?”

“I don't know; it didn't seem to matter; we had got all there was to get,” said I.

“I don’t know; it just didn't seem important; we had gotten everything there was to get,” I said.

“That's the very point,” cried Jim. “It was quite plain you hadn't.”

“That's exactly the issue,” shouted Jim. “It was obvious you hadn't.”

“What made you so sure?” asked Mamie.

“What made you so sure?” Mamie asked.

“How can I tell you?” I cried. “We had been all through her. We WERE sure; that's all that I can say.”

“How can I explain this to you?” I exclaimed. “We had completely understood her. We were certain; that's all I can say.”

“I begin to think you were,” she returned, with a significant emphasis.

“I’m starting to think you were,” she replied, with a pointed emphasis.

Jim hurriedly intervened. “What I don't quite make out, Loudon, is that you don't seem to appreciate the peculiarities of the thing,” said he. “It doesn't seem to have struck you same as it does me.”

Jim quickly stepped in. “What I don't really understand, Loudon, is that you don't seem to get the weirdness of this,” he said. “It doesn't seem to hit you the same way it does me.”

“Pshaw! why go on with this?” cried Mamie, suddenly rising. “Mr. Dodd is not telling us either what he thinks or what he knows.”

“Seriously! Why are we even continuing this?” Mamie exclaimed, suddenly standing up. “Mr. Dodd isn’t sharing either what he thinks or what he knows.”

“Mamie!” cried Jim.

“Mom!” cried Jim.

“You need not be concerned for his feelings, James; he is not concerned for yours,” returned the lady. “He dare not deny it, besides. And this is not the first time he has practised reticence. Have you forgotten that he knew the address, and did not tell it you until that man had escaped?”

“You don't need to worry about his feelings, James; he doesn't care about yours,” the lady replied. “He can't deny it, anyway. And this isn't the first time he's been tight-lipped. Have you forgotten that he knew the address and didn't tell you until that man had gotten away?”

Jim turned to me pleadingly—we were all on our feet. “Loudon,” he said, “you see Mamie has some fancy; and I must say there's just a sort of a shadow of an excuse; for it IS bewildering—even to me, Loudon, with my trained business intelligence. For God's sake, clear it up.”

Jim turned to me with a look of desperation—we were all standing. “Loudon,” he said, “you know Mamie has her quirks, and I have to admit there's at least a hint of a reason for it; because it really is confusing—even for me, Loudon, with my trained business sense. For goodness' sake, help me make sense of it.”

“This serves me right,” said I. “I should not have tried to keep you in the dark; I should have told you at first that I was pledged to secrecy; I should have asked you to trust me in the beginning. It is all I can do now. There is more of the story, but it concerns none of us, and my tongue is tied. I have given my word of honour. You must trust me and try to forgive me.”

“This is what I get,” I said. “I shouldn’t have tried to keep you in the dark; I should have told you from the start that I was bound to secrecy; I should have asked you to trust me in the beginning. That’s all I can do now. There’s more to the story, but it doesn’t involve any of us, and I can’t speak about it. I’ve given my word of honor. You need to trust me and try to forgive me.”

“I daresay I am very stupid, Mr. Dodd,” began Mamie, with an alarming sweetness, “but I thought you went upon this trip as my husband's representative and with my husband's money? You tell us now that you are pledged, but I should have thought you were pledged first of all to James. You say it does not concern us; we are poor people, and my husband is sick, and it concerns us a great deal to understand how we come to have lost our money, and why our representative comes back to us with nothing. You ask that we should trust you; you do not seem to understand; the question we are asking ourselves is whether we have not trusted you too much.”

“I have to admit, Mr. Dodd, that I feel quite foolish,” Mamie began, with a concerning sweetness. “But I thought you went on this trip as my husband's representative and with my husband's money? You tell us now that you are committed elsewhere, but I would have assumed your first commitment was to James. You say this doesn’t concern us; we are struggling financially, and my husband is ill, so it matters a lot to us to understand how we lost our money and why our representative returned empty-handed. You’re asking us to trust you, but it seems you don’t realize that the real question for us is whether we have placed our trust in you too easily.”

“I do not ask you to trust me,” I replied. “I ask Jim. He knows me.”

“I’m not asking you to trust me,” I replied. “I’m asking Jim. He knows me.”

“You think you can do what you please with James; you trust to his affection, do you not? And me, I suppose, you do not consider,” said Mamie. “But it was perhaps an unfortunate day for you when we were married, for I at least am not blind. The crew run away, the ship is sold for a great deal of money, you know that man's address and you conceal it, you do not find what you were sent to look for, and yet you burn the ship; and now, when we ask explanations, you are pledged to secrecy! But I am pledged to no such thing; I will not stand by in silence and see my sick and ruined husband betrayed by his condescending friend. I will give you the truth for once. Mr. Dodd, you have been bought and sold.”

“You think you can do whatever you want with James; you trust his affection, right? And me, I guess you don’t think about,” said Mamie. “But it was probably a bad day for you when we got married because at least I’m not oblivious. The crew left, the ship was sold for a lot of money, you know that man’s address and you keep it to yourself, you don’t find what you were supposed to search for, and still, you burn the ship; and now, when we ask for explanations, you’re bound to secrecy! But I’m not bound by anything like that; I won’t just sit here in silence and watch my sick and ruined husband be betrayed by his so-called friend. I’ll give you the truth for once. Mr. Dodd, you’ve been bought and sold.”

“Mamie,” cried Jim, “no more of this! It's me you're striking; it's only me you hurt. You don't know, you cannot understand these things. Why, to-day, if it hadn't been for Loudon, I couldn't have looked you in the face. He saved my honesty.”

“Mamie,” cried Jim, “no more of this! It's me you're hurting; it’s only me you affect. You don’t know, you can’t understand these things. Why, today, if it hadn't been for Loudon, I couldn't have faced you. He saved my integrity.”

“I have heard plenty of this talk before,” she replied. “You are a sweet-hearted fool, and I love you for it. But I am a clear-headed woman; my eyes are open, and I understand this man's hypocrisy. Did he not come here to-day and pretend he would take a situation—pretend he would share his hard-earned wages with us until you were well? Pretend! It makes me furious! His wages! a share of his wages! That would have been your pittance, that would have been your share of the Flying Scud—you who worked and toiled for him when he was a beggar in the streets of Paris. But we do not want your charity; thank God, I can work for my own husband! See what it is to have obliged a gentleman. He would let you pick him up when he was begging; he would stand and look on, and let you black his shoes, and sneer at you. For you were always sneering at my James; you always looked down upon him in your heart, you know it!” She turned back to Jim. “And now when he is rich,” she began, and then swooped again on me. “For you are rich, I dare you to deny it; I defy you to look me in the face and try to deny that you are rich—rich with our money—my husband's money——”

“I've heard all this before,” she said. “You're a kind-hearted fool, and I love you for it. But I'm a clear-headed woman; my eyes are open, and I see this man's hypocrisy. Didn't he come here today and pretend he would take a job—pretend he would share his hard-earned wages with us until you were better? Pretend! It makes me so mad! His wages! A share of his wages! That would have been your little bit, that would have been your share of the Flying Scud—you who worked and labored for him when he was begging on the streets of Paris. But we don’t want your charity; thank God, I can work for my own husband! Look at what it means to have helped a gentleman. He let you pick him up when he was begging; he would just stand there, let you clean his shoes, and mock you. Because you were always mocking my James; you always looked down on him in your heart, you know it!” She turned back to Jim. “And now when he’s wealthy,” she began, then swooped back on me. “Because you’re wealthy, I dare you to deny it; I challenge you to look me in the eye and try to deny that you’re rich—rich with our money—my husband's money—”

Heaven knows to what a height she might have risen, being, by this time, bodily whirled away in her own hurricane of words. Heart-sickness, a black depression, a treacherous sympathy with my assailant, pity unutterable for poor Jim, already filled, divided, and abashed my spirit. Flight seemed the only remedy; and making a private sign to Jim, as if to ask permission, I slunk from the unequal field.

Heaven knows how far she could have gone, completely lost in her own whirlwind of words by now. My heart ached with a deep sadness, a heavy depression, a confusing sympathy for my attacker, and an overwhelming pity for poor Jim, which already filled, split, and embarrassed my spirit. Running away felt like the only solution, so I gave Jim a discreet signal, as if to ask for his permission, and quietly slipped away from the uneven battle.

I was but a little way down the street, when I was arrested by the sound of some one running, and Jim's voice calling me by name. He had followed me with a letter which had been long awaiting my return.

I had just walked a short distance down the street when I heard someone running and Jim's voice calling my name. He had followed me with a letter that had been waiting for me to come back.

I took it in a dream. “This has been a devil of a business,” said I.

I experienced it in a dream. “This has been a nightmare of a situation,” I said.

“Don't think hard of Mamie,” he pleaded. “It's the way she's made; it's her high-toned loyalty. And of course I know it's all right. I know your sterling character; but you didn't, somehow, make out to give us the thing straight, Loudon. Anybody might have—I mean it—I mean——”

“Don’t judge Mamie too harshly,” he urged. “It’s just who she is; it’s her strong sense of loyalty. And of course I know everything’s fine. I know your great character, but somehow you just didn’t manage to give us the complete truth, Loudon. Anyone could have—I mean it—I mean——”

“Never mind what you mean, my poor Jim,” said I. “She's a gallant little woman and a loyal wife: and I thought her splendid. My story was as fishy as the devil. I'll never think the less of either her or you.”

“Forget what you mean, my poor Jim,” I said. “She’s a brave little woman and a loyal wife, and I think she’s amazing. My story was as fishy as anything. I won’t think any less of her or you.”

“It'll blow over; it must blow over,” said he.

“It'll blow over; it has to blow over,” he said.

“It never can,” I returned, sighing: “and don't you try to make it! Don't name me, unless it's with an oath. And get home to her right away. Good by, my best of friends. Good by, and God bless you. We shall never meet again.”

“It can’t,” I replied, sighing. “And don't try to make it happen! Don’t mention my name, unless it’s with a curse. And get home to her right away. Goodbye, my best friend. Goodbye, and God bless you. We’ll never see each other again.”

“O Loudon, that we should live to say such words!” he cried.

“O Loudon, that we should live to say these words!” he exclaimed.

I had no views on life, beyond an occasional impulse to commit suicide, or to get drunk, and drifted down the street, semi-conscious, walking apparently on air, in the light-headedness of grief. I had money in my pocket, whether mine or my creditors' I had no means of guessing; and, the Poodle Dog lying in my path, I went mechanically in and took a table. A waiter attended me, and I suppose I gave my orders; for presently I found myself, with a sudden return of consciousness, beginning dinner. On the white cloth at my elbow lay the letter, addressed in a clerk's hand, and bearing an English stamp and the Edinburgh postmark. A bowl of bouillon and a glass of wine awakened in one corner of my brain (where all the rest was in mourning, the blinds down as for a funeral) a faint stir of curiosity; and while I waited the next course, wondering the while what I had ordered, I opened and began to read the epoch-making document.

I didn’t really have any thoughts on life, except for the occasional urge to end it all or to get drunk, and I wandered down the street, half-conscious, feeling as if I was floating, caught up in the lightheadedness of grief. I had money in my pocket, though I couldn’t tell if it was mine or owed to someone else; and when I stumbled upon the Poodle Dog, I automatically went in and sat at a table. A waiter came to help me, and I guess I placed my order; soon enough, I was suddenly aware that I was starting my dinner. On the white tablecloth beside me was a letter, written in a clerk's hand, with an English stamp and an Edinburgh postmark. A bowl of broth and a glass of wine sparked a flicker of curiosity in one corner of my mind (where the rest of me felt like it was in mourning, with the blinds drawn as if for a funeral); and while I waited for the next dish, wondering what I had ordered, I opened the letter and began to read the groundbreaking document.

“DEAR SIR: I am charged with the melancholy duty of announcing to you the death of your excellent grandfather, Mr. Alexander Loudon, on the 17th ult. On Sunday the 13th, he went to church as usual in the forenoon, and stopped on his way home, at the corner of Princes Street, in one of our seasonable east winds, to talk with an old friend. The same evening acute bronchitis declared itself; from the first, Dr. M'Combie anticipated a fatal result, and the old gentleman appeared to have no illusion as to his own state. He repeatedly assured me it was 'by' with him now; 'and high time, too,' he once added with characteristic asperity. He was not in the least changed on the approach of death: only (what I am sure must be very grateful to your feelings) he seemed to think and speak even more kindly than usual of yourself: referring to you as 'Jeannie's yin,' with strong expressions of regard. 'He was the only one I ever liket of the hale jing-bang,' was one of his expressions; and you will be glad to know that he dwelt particularly on the dutiful respect you had always displayed in your relations. The small codicil, by which he bequeaths you his Molesworth and other professional works, was added (you will observe) on the day before his death; so that you were in his thoughts until the end. I should say that, though rather a trying patient, he was most tenderly nursed by your uncle, and your cousin, Miss Euphemia. I enclose a copy of the testament, by which you will see that you share equally with Mr. Adam, and that I hold at your disposal a sum nearly approaching seventeen thousand pounds. I beg to congratulate you on this considerable acquisition, and expect your orders, to which I shall hasten to give my best attention. Thinking that you might desire to return at once to this country, and not knowing how you may be placed, I enclose a credit for six hundred pounds. Please sign the accompanying slip, and let me have it at your earliest convenience.

“DEAR SIR: I have the sad duty to inform you of the passing of your esteemed grandfather, Mr. Alexander Loudon, on the 17th of last month. On Sunday the 13th, he went to church as usual in the morning and stopped on his way home at the corner of Princes Street to chat with an old friend during one of our typical east winds. That same evening, acute bronchitis set in; from the very start, Dr. M'Combie expected a fatal outcome, and the old gentleman seemed aware of his condition. He repeatedly told me it was 'by' for him now; he even remarked with characteristic sharpness, 'and high time, too.' He showed no signs of distress as death approached; only (which I believe will be very comforting to you) he seemed to think and speak even more kindly than usual about you, referring to you as 'Jeannie's yin,' with strong expressions of affection. 'He was the only one I ever liked of the whole bunch,' was one of his comments; and you'll be pleased to know that he specifically mentioned the respectful way you've always behaved in your relationship. The small codicil, through which he leaves you his Molesworth and other professional works, was added (you will notice) the day before his death, confirming that you were on his mind until the end. Although he was somewhat challenging as a patient, he was tenderly cared for by your uncle and your cousin, Miss Euphemia. I’m enclosing a copy of the will, which shows that you share equally with Mr. Adam, and that I have a sum of nearly seventeen thousand pounds available for you. I want to congratulate you on this significant acquisition and await your instructions, which I will prioritize. Anticipating that you may wish to return to this country immediately and unsure of your situation, I have enclosed a credit for six hundred pounds. Please sign the attached slip and send it back to me at your earliest convenience.”

“I am, dear sir, yours truly,

“I am, dear sir, sincerely yours,

“W. RUTHERFORD GREGG.”

“W. Rutherford Gregg.”

“God bless the old gentleman!” I thought; “and for that matter God bless Uncle Adam! and my cousin Euphemia! and Mr. Gregg!” I had a vision of that grey old life now brought to an end—“and high time too”—a vision of those Sabbath streets alternately vacant and filled with silent people; of the babel of the bells, the long-drawn psalmody, the shrewd sting of the east wind, the hollow, echoing, dreary house to which “Ecky” had returned with the hand of death already on his shoulder; a vision, too, of the long, rough country lad, perhaps a serious courtier of the lasses in the hawthorn den, perhaps a rustic dancer on the green, who had first earned and answered to that harsh diminutive. And I asked myself if, on the whole, poor Ecky had succeeded in life; if the last state of that man were not on the whole worse than the first; and the house in Randolph Crescent a less admirable dwelling than the hamlet where he saw the day and grew to manhood. Here was a consolatory thought for one who was himself a failure.

“God bless the old man!” I thought; “and God bless Uncle Adam! and my cousin Euphemia! and Mr. Gregg!” I pictured that gray old life now coming to an end—“and about time too”—a picture of those Sunday streets switching between empty and filled with quiet people; the noise of the bells, the drawn-out hymns, the biting chill of the east wind, the empty, echoing, dreary house to which “Ecky” had returned with death already on his shoulder; a vision, too, of the rough country boy, maybe a serious suitor of the girls in the hawthorn bush, maybe a local dancer on the green, who first earned and responded to that harsh nickname. And I wondered if, overall, poor Ecky had been successful in life; if his final state was not, overall, worse than the first; and if the house on Randolph Crescent was a less admirable home than the village where he was born and raised. Here was a comforting thought for someone who was himself a failure.

Yes, I declare the word came in my mind; and all the while, in another partition of the brain, I was glowing and singing for my new-found opulence. The pile of gold—four thousand two hundred and fifty double eagles, seventeen thousand ugly sovereigns, twenty-one thousand two hundred and fifty Napoleons—danced, and rang and ran molten, and lit up life with their effulgence, in the eye of fancy. Here were all things made plain to me: Paradise—Paris, I mean—Regained, Carthew protected, Jim restored, the creditors...

Yes, I admit the thought crossed my mind; and all the while, in another part of my brain, I was gleaming and celebrating my newfound wealth. The stack of gold—four thousand two hundred and fifty double eagles, seventeen thousand unattractive sovereigns, twenty-one thousand two hundred and fifty Napoleons—danced and sparkled and shone brightly, lighting up my imagination. Everything became clear to me: Paradise—Paris, I mean—Regained, Carthew safe, Jim back, the creditors...

“The creditors!” I repeated, and sank back benumbed. It was all theirs to the last farthing: my grandfather had died too soon to save me.

“The creditors!” I repeated, feeling stunned. It was all theirs down to the last penny: my grandfather had passed away too soon to rescue me.

I must have somewhere a rare vein of decision. In that revolutionary moment, I found myself prepared for all extremes except the one: ready to do anything, or to go anywhere, so long as I might save my money. At the worst, there was flight, flight to some of those blest countries where the serpent, extradition, has not yet entered in.

I must have some unique ability to make decisions. In that pivotal moment, I realized I was ready for anything except one thing: I was willing to do anything or go anywhere as long as I could save my money. At worst, I could escape to some of those fortunate countries where the threat of extradition hasn’t reached yet.

     Under no circumstances is extradition
     allowed in Callao!

—the old lawless words haunted me; and I saw myself hugging my gold in the company of such men as had once made and sung them, in the rude and bloody wharfside drinking-shops of Chili and Peru. The run of my ill-luck, the breach of my old friendship, this bubble fortune flaunted for a moment in my eyes and snatched again, had made me desperate and (in the expressive vulgarism) ugly. To drink vile spirits among vile companions by the flare of a pine-torch; to go burthened with my furtive treasure in a belt; to fight for it knife in hand, rolling on a clay floor; to flee perpetually in fresh ships and to be chased through the sea from isle to isle, seemed, in my then frame of mind, a welcome series of events.

—the old lawless words haunted me; and I saw myself clutching my gold with the same kind of guys who once made and sang those words, in the rough and bloody drinking spots by the docks in Chili and Peru. My run of bad luck, the collapse of my old friendship, this fleeting fortune that danced before my eyes and then disappeared, had made me desperate and (to put it bluntly) ugly. To drink cheap liquor with shady companions under the flicker of a pine torch; to carry my hidden treasure in a belt; to fight for it with a knife, rolling on a dirt floor; to constantly escape on new ships and be chased across the sea from island to island seemed, in my current state of mind, like a welcome series of events.

That was for the worst; but it began to dawn slowly on my mind that there was yet a possible better. Once escaped, once safe in Callao, I might approach my creditors with a good grace; and properly handled by a cunning agent, it was just possible they might accept some easy composition. The hope recalled me to the bankruptcy. It was strange, I reflected: often as I had questioned Jim, he had never obliged me with an answer. In his haste for news about the wreck, my own no less legitimate curiosity had gone disappointed. Hateful as the thought was to me, I must return at once and find out where I stood.

That was the worst part, but I slowly began to realize that there might be a better outcome. Once I escaped and was safe in Callao, I could face my creditors more confidently; and if managed by a clever agent, it was possible they might agree to some easy settlement. The hope brought me back to the idea of bankruptcy. It struck me as strange: no matter how many times I had asked Jim, he had never given me an answer. In my rush to get news about the wreck, my own valid curiosity had gone unsatisfied. As much as I disliked the thought, I needed to go back immediately and find out where I stood.

I left my dinner still unfinished, paying for the whole, of course, and tossing the waiter a gold piece. I was reckless; I knew not what was mine and cared not: I must take what I could get and give as I was able; to rob and to squander seemed the complementary parts of my new destiny. I walked up Bush Street, whistling, brazening myself to confront Mamie in the first place, and the world at large and a certain visionary judge upon a bench in the second. Just outside, I stopped and lighted a cigar to give me greater countenance; and puffing this and wearing what (I am sure) was a wretched assumption of braggadocio, I reappeared on the scene of my disgrace.

I left my dinner half-eaten, of course paying for the entire meal, and I tossed the waiter a gold coin. I was being reckless; I didn’t know what I had and didn’t care: I had to take whatever I could get and give what I could; stealing and wasting seemed like two sides of my new fate. I walked up Bush Street, whistling to boost my confidence to face Mamie first, and then the world at large, along with a certain idealistic judge sitting on a bench. Just outside, I paused to light a cigar for added bravado; and while I smoked it, trying to display what I’m sure was a pathetic show of confidence, I returned to the place of my shame.

My friend and his wife were finishing a poor meal—rags of old mutton, the remainder cakes from breakfast eaten cold, and a starveling pot of coffee.

My friend and his wife were wrapping up a terrible meal—shredded old mutton, leftover cold pancakes from breakfast, and a meager pot of coffee.

“I beg your pardon, Mrs. Pinkerton,” said I. “Sorry to inflict my presence where it cannot be desired; but there is a piece of business necessary to be discussed.”

“I’m sorry, Mrs. Pinkerton,” I said. “I didn’t mean to impose where I’m not wanted, but I need to discuss something important.”

“Pray do not consider me,” said Mamie, rising, and she sailed into the adjoining bedroom.

“Please don’t think about me,” said Mamie, getting up, and she walked into the next bedroom.

Jim watched her go and shook his head; he looked miserably old and ill.

Jim watched her leave and shook his head; he looked painfully old and sick.

“What is it, now?” he asked.

“What is it now?” he asked.

“Perhaps you remember you answered none of my questions,” said I.

“Maybe you recall that you didn’t answer any of my questions,” I said.

“Your questions?” faltered Jim.

"Any questions?" faltered Jim.

“Even so, Jim. My questions,” I repeated. “I put questions as well as yourself; and however little I may have satisfied Mamie with my answers, I beg to remind you that you gave me none at all.”

“Still, Jim. My questions,” I repeated. “I asked questions just like you did; and no matter how unsatisfied Mamie might be with my answers, I’d like to point out that you didn’t give me any at all.”

“You mean about the bankruptcy?” asked Jim.

“You're talking about the bankruptcy?” Jim asked.

I nodded.

I agreed.

He writhed in his chair. “The straight truth is, I was ashamed,” he said. “I was trying to dodge you. I've been playing fast and loose with you, Loudon; I've deceived you from the first, I blush to own it. And here you came home and put the very question I was fearing. Why did we bust so soon? Your keen business eye had not deceived you. That's the point, that's my shame; that's what killed me this afternoon when Mamie was treating you so, and my conscience was telling me all the time, Thou art the man.”

He squirmed in his chair. “The honest truth is, I was embarrassed,” he said. “I was trying to avoid you. I’ve been playing it fast and loose with you, Loudon; I’ve been lying to you from the start, and I’m ashamed to admit it. And then you came home and asked the very question I was dreading. Why did we break up so soon? Your sharp business instincts didn’t let you down. That’s the issue, that’s what I'm ashamed of; that’s what crushed me this afternoon when Mamie was treating you like that, and my conscience kept reminding me, You are the one.”

“What was it, Jim?” I asked.

“What was it, Jim?” I asked.

“What I had been at all the time, Loudon,” he wailed; “and I don't know how I'm to look you in the face and say it, after my duplicity. It was stocks,” he added in a whisper.

“What I had been all along, Loudon,” he cried; “and I don’t know how I’m going to look you in the eye and say it, after my deceit. It was stocks,” he added quietly.

“And you were afraid to tell me that!” I cried. “You poor, old, cheerless dreamer! what would it matter what you did or didn't? Can't you see we're doomed? And anyway, that's not my point. It's how I stand that I want to know. There is a particular reason. Am I clear? Have I a certificate, or what have I to do to get one? And when will it be dated? You can't think what hangs by it!”

“And you were scared to tell me that!” I exclaimed. “You poor, old, sad dreamer! What does it matter what you did or didn’t do? Can’t you see we’re stuck? Anyway, that’s not what I’m getting at. It’s what my situation is that I want to know. There’s a specific reason. Am I making myself clear? Do I have a certificate, or what do I need to do to get one? And when will it be dated? You have no idea what’s at stake!”

“That's the worst of all,” said Jim, like a man in a dream, “I can't see how to tell him!”

“That's the worst of all,” Jim said, sounding like someone in a dream, “I can't figure out how to tell him!”

“What do you mean?” I cried, a small pang of terror at my heart.

“What do you mean?” I exclaimed, a small jolt of fear in my chest.

“I'm afraid I sacrificed you, Loudon,” he said, looking at me pitifully.

“I'm sorry I sacrificed you, Loudon,” he said, looking at me with sympathy.

“Sacrificed me?” I repeated. “How? What do you mean by sacrifice?”

“Sacrificed me?” I repeated. “How? What do you mean by sacrifice?”

“I know it'll shock your delicate self-respect,” he said; “but what was I to do? Things looked so bad. The receiver——” (as usual, the name stuck in his throat, and he began afresh). “There was a lot of talk; the reporters were after me already; there was the trouble and all about the Mexican business; and I got scared right out, and I guess I lost my head. You weren't there, you see, and that was my temptation.”

“I know it’ll shock your delicate self-esteem,” he said; “but what was I supposed to do? Things looked really bad. The receiver——” (as usual, the name got stuck in his throat, and he started over). “There was a lot of chatter; the reporters were already after me; there was the trouble with the Mexican business; and I got completely freaked out, and I guess I lost my mind. You weren’t there, you see, and that was my temptation.”

I did not know how long he might thus beat about the bush with dreadful hintings, and I was already beside myself with terror. What had he done? I saw he had been tempted; I knew from his letters that he was in no condition to resist. How had he sacrificed the absent?

I didn’t know how long he would keep hinting at things, and I was already overwhelmed with fear. What had he done? I saw that he had been tempted; I knew from his letters that he was not in a good place to resist. How had he betrayed those who were not there?

“Jim,” I said, “you must speak right out. I've got all that I can carry.”

“Jim,” I said, “you need to just say it. I’ve got all I can handle.”

“Well,” he said—“I know it was a liberty—I made it out you were no business man, only a stone-broke painter; that half the time you didn't know anything anyway, particularly money and accounts. I said you never could be got to understand whose was whose. I had to say that because of some entries in the books——”

“Well,” he said, “I realize it was overstepping my bounds—I figured you weren't a businessman, just a completely broke painter; that half the time you didn't really understand much, especially when it came to money and accounts. I said you'd never be able to grasp whose was whose. I had to say that because of some entries in the books——”

“For God's sake,” I cried, “put me out of this agony! What did you accuse me of?”

“For God’s sake,” I yelled, “get me out of this misery! What did you accuse me of?”

“Accuse you of?” repeated Jim. “Of what I'm telling you. And there being no deed of partnership, I made out you were only a kind of clerk that I called a partner just to give you taffy; and so I got you ranked a creditor on the estate for your wages and the money you had lent. And——”

“Accuse you of?” Jim repeated. “Of what I’m saying. And since there’s no partnership agreement, I figured you were just a sort of clerk that I called a partner to flatter you; so I had you listed as a creditor of the estate for your wages and the money you lent. And——”

I believe I reeled. “A creditor!” I roared; “a creditor! I'm not in the bankruptcy at all?”

I think I stumbled. “A creditor!” I shouted; “a creditor! I'm not bankrupt at all?”

“No,” said Jim. “I know it was a liberty——”

“No,” said Jim. “I know it was a risk——”

“O, damn your liberty! read that,” I cried, dashing the letter before him on the table, “and call in your wife, and be done with eating this truck “—as I spoke, I slung the cold mutton in the empty grate—“and let's all go and have a champagne supper. I've dined—I'm sure I don't remember what I had; I'd dine again ten scores of times upon a night like this. Read it, you blaying ass! I'm not insane. Here, Mamie,” I continued, opening the bedroom door, “come out and make it up with me, and go and kiss your husband; and I'll tell you what, after the supper, let's go to some place where there's a band, and I'll waltz with you till sunrise.”

“Oh, screw your freedom! Read this,” I shouted, slamming the letter down in front of him on the table, “and call your wife in here so we can stop wasting time with this stuff”—as I said that, I tossed the cold mutton into the empty fireplace—“and let's all go out for a champagne dinner. I've eaten—honestly, I don’t even remember what I had; I’d eat ten times over on a night like this. Read it, you clueless fool! I'm not crazy. Here, Mamie,” I added, opening the bedroom door, “come out and make up with me, and go kiss your husband; and you know what, after dinner, let’s go somewhere with a band, and I’ll dance with you until sunrise.”

“What does it all mean?” cried Jim.

“What does it all mean?” Jim exclaimed.

“It means we have a champagne supper to-night, and all go to Napa Valley or to Monterey to-morrow,” said I. “Mamie, go and get your things on; and you, Jim, sit down right where you are, take a sheet of paper, and tell Franklin Dodge to go to Texas. Mamie, you were right, my dear; I was rich all the time, and didn't know it.”

“It means we’re having a champagne dinner tonight, and then we’re all heading to Napa Valley or Monterey tomorrow,” I said. “Mamie, go get ready; and you, Jim, sit down right there, take a piece of paper, and tell Franklin Dodge to go to Texas. Mamie, you were right, my dear; I’ve been rich all along and didn’t even realize it.”





CHAPTER XIX. TRAVELS WITH A SHYSTER.

The absorbing and disastrous adventure of the Flying Scud was now quite ended; we had dashed into these deep waters and we had escaped again to starve, we had been ruined and were saved, had quarrelled and made up; there remained nothing but to sing Te Deum, draw a line, and begin on a fresh page of my unwritten diary. I do not pretend that I recovered all I had lost with Mamie; it would have been more than I had merited; and I had certainly been more uncommunicative than became either the partner or the friend. But she accepted the position handsomely; and during the week that I now passed with them, both she and Jim had the grace to spare me questions. It was to Calistoga that we went; there was some rumour of a Napa land-boom at the moment, the possibility of stir attracted Jim, and he informed me he would find a certain joy in looking on, much as Napoleon on St. Helena took a pleasure to read military works. The field of his ambition was quite closed; he was done with action; and looked forward to a ranch in a mountain dingle, a patch of corn, a pair of kine, a leisurely and contemplative age in the green shade of forests. “Just let me get down on my back in a hayfield,” said he, “and you'll find there's no more snap to me than that much putty.”

The intense and chaotic adventure of the Flying Scud was now completely over; we had plunged into these deep waters and somehow managed to escape again, only to face starvation. We had been ruined and rescued, fought and reconciled; now all that was left was to sing a Te Deum, draw a line, and start a new chapter in my blank diary. I won’t claim that I regained everything I lost with Mamie; that would have been more than I deserved, and I had definitely been less open than was appropriate for either a partner or a friend. But she handled the situation gracefully, and during the week I spent with them, both she and Jim had the kindness to avoid asking me questions. We went to Calistoga; there was talk of a land boom in Napa at that time, and the prospect of excitement intrigued Jim. He told me he would take some joy in watching, much like Napoleon enjoyed reading military history while on St. Helena. His ambitions were all but finished; he was done with action and looked forward to a ranch in a mountain valley, a patch of corn, a couple of cows, and a relaxed, reflective life in the shade of trees. “Just let me lie back in a hayfield,” he said, “and you’ll see there’s no more energy in me than that much putty.”

And for two days the perfervid being actually rested. The third, he was observed in consultation with the local editor, and owned he was in two minds about purchasing the press and paper. “It's a kind of a hold for an idle man,” he said, pleadingly; “and if the section was to open up the way it ought to, there might be dollars in the thing.” On the fourth day he was gone till dinner-time alone; on the fifth we made a long picnic drive to the fresh field of enterprise; and the sixth was passed entirely in the preparation of prospectuses. The pioneer of McBride City was already upright and self-reliant as of yore; the fire rekindled in his eye, the ring restored to his voice; a charger sniffing battle and saying ha-ha, among the spears. On the seventh morning we signed a deed of partnership, for Jim would not accept a dollar of my money otherwise; and having once more engaged myself—or that mortal part of me, my purse—among the wheels of his machinery, I returned alone to San Francisco and took quarters in the Palace Hotel.

And for two days, the passionate person actually took a break. On the third day, he was seen talking to the local editor and admitted he was unsure about buying the press and paper. “It's a bit of a trap for someone who's not busy,” he said earnestly, “and if the area started to grow like it should, there might be a good profit in it.” On the fourth day, he was out until dinner by himself; on the fifth, we took a long picnic drive to the new business opportunity; and on the sixth, he spent the whole day preparing brochures. The pioneer of McBride City was already standing tall and confident as before; the spark was back in his eyes, and the strength returned to his voice; ready for action like a charger feeling the thrill of battle. On the seventh morning, we signed a partnership agreement since Jim wouldn’t take a cent of my money otherwise; and after committing myself—or that part of me, my wallet—into his plan again, I went back alone to San Francisco and checked into the Palace Hotel.

The same night I had Nares to dinner. His sunburnt face, his queer and personal strain of talk, recalled days that were scarce over and that seemed already distant. Through the music of the band outside, and the chink and clatter of the dining-room, it seemed to me as if I heard the foaming of the surf and the voices of the sea-birds about Midway Island. The bruises on our hands were not yet healed; and there we sat, waited on by elaborate darkies, eating pompano and drinking iced champagne.

The same night I had Nares over for dinner. His sunburned face and his unique way of talking reminded me of days that were barely behind us but already felt far away. Amid the music from the band outside and the sounds of the dining room, it felt like I could hear the crashing waves and the calls of the sea birds around Midway Island. The bruises on our hands were still healing, and there we sat, served by attentive staff, enjoying pompano and drinking iced champagne.

“Think of our dinners on the Norah, captain, and then oblige me by looking round the room for contrast.”

“Think about our dinners on the Norah, captain, and then do me a favor and look around the room for a comparison.”

He took the scene in slowly. “Yes, it is like a dream,” he said: “like as if the darkies were really about as big as dimes; and a great big scuttle might open up there, and Johnson stick in a great big head and shoulders, and cry, 'Eight bells!'—and the whole thing vanish.”

He took in the scene slowly. “Yeah, it’s like a dream,” he said, “like if the people were really as small as dimes; and a huge hatch might open up over there, and Johnson would pop his big head and shoulders in, and shout, 'Eight bells!'—and then it would all disappear.”

“Well, it's the other thing that has done that,” I replied. “It's all bygone now, all dead and buried. Amen! say I.”

“Well, it's the other thing that did that,” I replied. “It's all in the past now, all dead and gone. Amen! I say.”

“I don't know that, Mr. Dodd; and to tell you the fact, I don't believe it,” said Nares. “There's more Flying Scud in the oven; and the baker's name, I take it, is Bellairs. He tackled me the day we came in: sort of a razee of poor old humanity—jury clothes—full new suit of pimples: knew him at once from your description. I let him pump me till I saw his game. He knows a good deal that we don't know, a good deal that we do, and suspects the balance. There's trouble brewing for somebody.”

“I don’t know about that, Mr. Dodd; and honestly, I don’t believe it,” said Nares. “There’s more Flying Scud in the oven, and I assume the baker's name is Bellairs. He confronted me the day we arrived: kind of a messed-up version of poor old humanity—jury-rigged clothes—completely new suit of pimples: recognized him immediately from your description. I let him ask me questions until I figured out what he was up to. He knows a lot that we don’t know, a lot that we do, and suspects the rest. There’s trouble brewing for someone.”

I was surprised I had not thought of this before. Bellairs had been behind the scenes; he had known Dickson; he knew the flight of the crew; it was hardly possible but what he should suspect; it was certain if he suspected, that he would seek to trade on the suspicion. And sure enough, I was not yet dressed the next morning ere the lawyer was knocking at my door. I let him in, for I was curious; and he, after some ambiguous prolegomena, roundly proposed I should go shares with him.

I was surprised I hadn't thought of this before. Bellairs had been working behind the scenes; he knew Dickson; he was aware of the crew's flight; it was almost impossible that he wouldn't have his suspicions; if he did suspect something, he would definitely try to take advantage of it. And sure enough, I wasn't even dressed the next morning when the lawyer knocked on my door. I let him in out of curiosity, and after a bit of vague talk, he directly suggested that we should partner up.

“Shares in what?” I inquired.

"Shares in what?" I asked.

“If you will allow me to clothe my idea in a somewhat vulgar form,” said he, “I might ask you, did you go to Midway for your health?”

“If you’ll let me express my idea in a bit of a blunt way,” he said, “I might ask you, did you go to Midway for your health?”

“I don't know that I did,” I replied.

“I don’t know if I did,” I replied.

“Similarly, Mr. Dodd, you may be sure I would never have taken the present step without influential grounds,” pursued the lawyer. “Intrusion is foreign to my character. But you and I, sir, are engaged on the same ends. If we can continue to work the thing in company, I place at your disposal my knowledge of the law and a considerable practice in delicate negotiations similar to this. Should you refuse to consent, you might find in me a formidable and”—he hesitated—“and to my own regret, perhaps a dangerous competitor.”

“Likewise, Mr. Dodd, I assure you I wouldn’t have taken this step without strong reasons,” the lawyer continued. “Intruding is not in my nature. But you and I are after the same goals. If we can keep working together on this, I’m ready to offer my legal expertise and significant experience in sensitive negotiations like this one. If you choose not to agree, you might find me to be a tough and”—he paused—“and, regrettably, perhaps a dangerous rival.”

“Did you get this by heart?” I asked, genially.

“Did you memorize this?” I asked, kindly.

“I advise YOU to!” he said, with a sudden sparkle of temper and menace, instantly gone, instantly succeeded by fresh cringing. “I assure you, sir, I arrive in the character of a friend; and I believe you underestimate my information. If I may instance an example, I am acquainted to the last dime with what you made (or rather lost), and I know you have since cashed a considerable draft on London.”

“I recommend that you do!” he said, with a brief flash of anger and threat, quickly replaced by a new wave of submissiveness. “I promise you, sir, I come as a friend; and I think you underestimate my knowledge. If I could give an example, I know exactly how much you made (or rather lost), and I’m aware you’ve since cashed a significant check in London.”

“What do you infer?” I asked.

“What do you think?” I asked.

“I know where that draft came from,” he cried, wincing back like one who has greatly dared, and instantly regrets the venture.

“I know where that draft came from,” he exclaimed, recoiling like someone who has taken a big risk and immediately regrets it.

“So?” said I.

"So?" I said.

“You forget I was Mr. Dickson's confidential agent,” he explained. “You had his address, Mr. Dodd. We were the only two that he communicated with in San Francisco. You see my deductions are quite obvious: you see how open and frank I deal with you, as I should wish to do with any gentleman with whom I was conjoined in business. You see how much I know; and it can scarcely escape your strong common-sense, how much better it would be if I knew all. You cannot hope to get rid of me at this time of day, I have my place in the affair, I cannot be shaken off; I am, if you will excuse a rather technical pleasantry, an encumbrance on the estate. The actual harm I can do, I leave you to valuate for yourself. But without going so far, Mr. Dodd, and without in any way inconveniencing myself, I could make things very uncomfortable. For instance, Mr. Pinkerton's liquidation. You and I know, sir—and you better than I—on what a large fund you draw. Is Mr. Pinkerton in the thing at all? It was you only who knew the address, and you were concealing it. Suppose I should communicate with Mr. Pinkerton——”

“You forget I was Mr. Dickson's trusted agent,” he said. “You had his address, Mr. Dodd. We were the only two he communicated with in San Francisco. My deductions are pretty clear: you see how open and straightforward I am with you, as I would want to be with any gentleman I was working with. You see how much I know, and it shouldn't escape your keen common sense how much better it would be if I knew everything. You can’t hope to get rid of me at this point; I have my role in this situation, and I can't be dismissed. I am, if you'll pardon a bit of humor, a burden on the estate. How much harm I can do is something you can evaluate for yourself. But without going too far, Mr. Dodd, and without causing myself any trouble, I could make things very difficult. For example, Mr. Pinkerton’s liquidation. You and I know, sir—and you know better than I—how large the fund you’re drawing from is. Is Mr. Pinkerton even involved? You were the only one who knew the address, and you’ve been hiding it. What if I were to contact Mr. Pinkerton——”

“Look here!” I interrupted, “communicate with him (if you will permit me to clothe my idea in a vulgar shape) till you are blue in the face. There is only one person with whom I refuse to allow you to communicate further, and that is myself. Good morning.”

“Look here!” I interrupted, “talk to him (if you don’t mind me putting it bluntly) until you’re exhausted. There’s only one person I won’t let you talk to anymore, and that’s me. Good morning.”

He could not conceal his rage, disappointment, and surprise; and in the passage (I have no doubt) was shaken by St. Vitus.

He couldn't hide his anger, disappointment, and shock; and in that moment (I have no doubt) he was shaken by St. Vitus.

I was disgusted by this interview; it struck me hard to be suspected on all hands, and to hear again from this trafficker what I had heard already from Jim's wife; and yet my strongest impression was different and might rather be described as an impersonal fear. There was something against nature in the man's craven impudence; it was as though a lamb had butted me; such daring at the hands of such a dastard, implied unchangeable resolve, a great pressure of necessity, and powerful means. I thought of the unknown Carthew, and it sickened me to see this ferret on his trail.

I was repulsed by this interview; it hit me hard to be suspected by everyone, and to hear from this trafficker what I had already heard from Jim's wife. Yet, my strongest feeling was different and could be described as a detached fear. There was something unnatural about the man's cowardly boldness; it felt like a lamb had bumped into me. Such audacity coming from such a coward suggested an unyielding determination, a huge sense of urgency, and strong resources. I thought about the unknown Carthew, and it made me queasy to see this weasel following his trail.

Upon inquiry I found the lawyer was but just disbarred for some malpractice; and the discovery added excessively to my disquiet. Here was a rascal without money or the means of making it, thrust out of the doors of his own trade, publicly shamed, and doubtless in a deuce of a bad temper with the universe. Here, on the other hand, was a man with a secret; rich, terrified, practically in hiding; who had been willing to pay ten thousand pounds for the bones of the Flying Scud. I slipped insensibly into a mental alliance with the victim; the business weighed on me; all day long, I was wondering how much the lawyer knew, how much he guessed, and when he would open his attack.

Upon asking around, I found out the lawyer had just been disbarred for some malpractice, and this discovery made me even more uneasy. Here was a dishonest person without money or the means to get it, kicked out of his profession, publicly humiliated, and likely very angry with the world. On the other hand, there was a man with a secret; wealthy, scared, practically in hiding; who had been ready to pay ten thousand pounds for the bones of the Flying Scud. I unintentionally formed a mental alliance with the victim; the situation weighed on me; all day, I kept wondering how much the lawyer knew, how much he suspected, and when he would start his attack.

Some of these problems are unsolved to this day; others were soon made clear. Where he got Carthew's name is still a mystery; perhaps some sailor on the Tempest, perhaps my own sea-lawyer served him for a tool; but I was actually at his elbow when he learned the address. It fell so. One evening, when I had an engagement and was killing time until the hour, I chanced to walk in the court of the hotel while the band played. The place was bright as day with the electric light; and I recognised, at some distance among the loiterers, the person of Bellairs in talk with a gentleman whose face appeared familiar. It was certainly some one I had seen, and seen recently; but who or where, I knew not. A porter standing hard by, gave me the necessary hint. The stranger was an English navy man, invalided home from Honolulu, where he had left his ship; indeed, it was only from the change of clothes and the effects of sickness, that I had not immediately recognised my friend and correspondent, Lieutenant Sebright.

Some of these problems are still unsolved today; others were quickly clarified. How he got Carthew's name is still a mystery; maybe some sailor on the Tempest, or possibly my own sea-lawyer served as his source; but I was right there when he found out the address. It happened like this: One evening, when I had plans and was passing time until it was time to leave, I happened to walk into the hotel courtyard while the band was playing. The place was as bright as day with electric lights, and I noticed, at a distance among the crowd, Bellairs talking to a guy whose face looked familiar. I definitely had seen him recently, but I couldn't place who he was or where I had seen him. A nearby porter gave me the clue I needed. The stranger was an English navy man, back home from Honolulu, where he had left his ship; in fact, it was only because of the change of clothes and the effects of his illness that I hadn’t recognized my friend and correspondent, Lieutenant Sebright, right away.

The conjunction of these planets seeming ominous, I drew near; but it seemed Bellairs had done his business; he vanished in the crowd, and I found my officer alone.

The alignment of these planets looked threatening, so I moved closer; however, it appeared that Bellairs had completed his task; he disappeared into the crowd, and I found my officer by himself.

“Do you know whom you have been talking to, Mr. Sebright?” I began.

“Do you know who you've been talking to, Mr. Sebright?” I started.

“No,” said he; “I don't know him from Adam. Anything wrong?”

“No,” he said. “I don’t know him at all. Is something wrong?”

“He is a disreputable lawyer, recently disbarred,” said I. “I wish I had seen you in time. I trust you told him nothing about Carthew?”

“He's a shady lawyer, recently disbarred,” I said. “I wish I had found you sooner. I hope you didn't tell him anything about Carthew?”

He flushed to his ears. “I'm awfully sorry,” he said. “He seemed civil, and I wanted to get rid of him. It was only the address he asked.”

He blushed to his ears. “I’m really sorry,” he said. “He seemed polite, and I wanted to get him out of here. He just asked for the address.”

“And you gave it?” I cried.

“And you actually gave it?” I exclaimed.

“I'm really awfully sorry,” said Sebright. “I'm afraid I did.”

“I'm really so sorry,” said Sebright. “I'm afraid I did.”

“God forgive you!” was my only comment, and I turned my back upon the blunderer.

“God forgive you!” was my only response, and I turned my back on the mistake-maker.

The fat was in the fire now: Bellairs had the address, and I was the more deceived or Carthew would have news of him. So strong was this impression, and so painful, that the next morning I had the curiosity to pay the lawyer's den a visit. An old woman was scrubbing the stair, and the board was down.

The trouble was real now: Bellairs had the address, and I was the fool or Carthew would have heard from him. The feeling was so strong and painful that the next morning I felt compelled to check out the lawyer's office. An old woman was cleaning the stairs, and the door was shut.

“Lawyer Bellairs?” said the old woman. “Gone East this morning. There's Lawyer Dean next block up.”

“Lawyer Bellairs?” said the old woman. “He went East this morning. There’s Lawyer Dean in the next block.”

I did not trouble Lawyer Dean, but walked slowly back to my hotel, ruminating as I went. The image of the old woman washing that desecrated stair had struck my fancy; it seemed that all the water-supply of the city and all the soap in the State would scarce suffice to cleanse it, it had been so long a clearing-house of dingy secrets and a factory of sordid fraud. And now the corner was untenanted; some judge, like a careful housewife, had knocked down the web, and the bloated spider was scuttling elsewhere after new victims. I had of late (as I have said) insensibly taken sides with Carthew; now when his enemy was at his heels, my interest grew more warm; and I began to wonder if I could not help. The drama of the Flying Scud was entering on a new phase. It had been singular from the first: it promised an extraordinary conclusion; and I, who had paid so much to learn the beginning, might pay a little more and see the end. I lingered in San Francisco, indemnifying myself after the hardships of the cruise, spending money, regretting it, continually promising departure for the morrow. Why not go indeed, and keep a watch upon Bellairs? If I missed him, there was no harm done, I was the nearer Paris. If I found and kept his trail, it was hard if I could not put some stick in his machinery, and at the worst I could promise myself interesting scenes and revelations.

I didn’t bother Lawyer Dean, but slowly walked back to my hotel, thinking as I went. The image of the old woman scrubbing that polluted stair caught my attention; it seemed like all the water in the city and all the soap in the state wouldn’t be enough to clean it, since it had been a hub for shady secrets and a factory for dirty scams for so long. And now the corner was vacant; some judge, like a careful housekeeper, had torn down the web, and the fat spider was scuttling off elsewhere in search of new victims. Recently, I had unintentionally taken sides with Carthew; now that his enemy was on his tail, my interest picked up, and I started to wonder if I could help. The drama of the Flying Scud was entering a new phase. It had been unique from the start; it promised an extraordinary conclusion, and I, who had spent so much to learn the beginning, could spend a little more to see the end. I stayed in San Francisco, treating myself after the hardships of the cruise, spending money, regretting it, and constantly promising to leave the next day. Why not go and keep an eye on Bellairs? If I missed him, no harm done, I’d be closer to Paris. If I found and followed his trail, it would be tough if I couldn’t sabotage his plans, and at the very least, I could expect some interesting scenes and revelations.

In such a mixed humour, I made up what it pleases me to call my mind, and once more involved myself in the story of Carthew and the Flying Scud. The same night I wrote a letter of farewell to Jim, and one of anxious warning to Dr. Urquart begging him to set Carthew on his guard; the morrow saw me in the ferry-boat; and ten days later, I was walking the hurricane deck on the City of Denver. By that time my mind was pretty much made down again, its natural condition: I told myself that I was bound for Paris or Fontainebleau to resume the study of the arts; and I thought no more of Carthew or Bellairs, or only to smile at my own fondness. The one I could not serve, even if I wanted; the other I had no means of finding, even if I could have at all influenced him after he was found.

In a mix of emotions, I shaped what I like to call my mind, and once again got caught up in the story of Carthew and the Flying Scud. That same night, I wrote a goodbye letter to Jim and a worried note to Dr. Urquart, asking him to warn Carthew. The next day, I found myself on the ferry, and ten days later, I was walking on the hurricane deck of the City of Denver. By then, my mind had settled back into its usual state: I told myself I was headed to Paris or Fontainebleau to continue my studies in the arts, and I no longer thought much about Carthew or Bellairs, except to smile at how fond I had been. I couldn't help Carthew even if I wanted to; I had no way of finding Bellairs, even if I could have influenced him once he was found.

And for all that, I was close on the heels of an absurd adventure. My neighbour at table that evening was a 'Frisco man whom I knew slightly. I found he had crossed the plains two days in front of me, and this was the first steamer that had left New York for Europe since his arrival. Two days before me meant a day before Bellairs; and dinner was scarce done before I was closeted with the purser.

And with all that, I was on the brink of a ridiculous adventure. My dinner companion that night was a guy from San Francisco whom I knew a bit. I learned he had crossed the plains two days ahead of me, and this was the first ship that had left New York for Europe since he got there. Two days before me meant a day before Bellairs; and dinner was hardly over before I was in a meeting with the purser.

“Bellairs?” he repeated. “Not in the saloon, I am sure. He may be in the second class. The lists are not made out, but—Hullo! 'Harry D. Bellairs?' That the name? He's there right enough.”

“Bellairs?” he repeated. “Not in the lounge, I'm sure. He might be in the second class. The lists aren't finalized, but—Hey! 'Harry D. Bellairs?' Is that the name? He's definitely there.”

And the next morning I saw him on the forward deck, sitting in a chair, a book in his hand, a shabby puma skin rug about his knees: the picture of respectable decay. Off and on, I kept him in my eye. He read a good deal, he stood and looked upon the sea, he talked occasionally with his neighbours, and once when a child fell he picked it up and soothed it. I damned him in my heart; the book, which I was sure he did not read—the sea, to which I was ready to take oath he was indifferent—the child, whom I was certain he would as lieve have tossed overboard—all seemed to me elements in a theatrical performance; and I made no doubt he was already nosing after the secrets of his fellow-passengers. I took no pains to conceal myself, my scorn for the creature being as strong as my disgust. But he never looked my way, and it was night before I learned he had observed me.

And the next morning, I saw him on the front deck, sitting in a chair with a book in his hand and a worn puma skin rug around his knees: the image of respectable decline. Off and on, I kept an eye on him. He read a lot, stood and gazed at the sea, chatted occasionally with his neighbors, and once when a child fell, he picked it up and comforted it. I cursed him in my mind; the book, which I was sure he wasn't really reading—the sea, which I was convinced he didn't care about—the child, who I was certain he would have gladly tossed overboard—all seemed to me part of a performance. I had no doubt he was already sniffing out the secrets of his fellow passengers. I didn't bother to hide, my disdain for him being as strong as my disgust. But he never glanced my way, and it wasn't until night that I realized he had noticed me.

I was smoking by the engine-room door, for the air was a little sharp, when a voice rose close beside me in the darkness.

I was smoking by the engine-room door since the air felt a bit chilly, when a voice suddenly came up right next to me in the dark.

“I beg your pardon, Mr. Dodd,” it said.

“I’m sorry, Mr. Dodd,” it said.

“That you, Bellairs?” I replied.

“Is that you, Bellairs?” I replied.

“A single word, sir. Your presence on this ship has no connection with our interview?” he asked. “You have no idea, Mr. Dodd, of returning upon your determination?”

“A single word, sir. Your presence on this ship has nothing to do with our interview?” he asked. “You have no clue, Mr. Dodd, about returning based on your decision?”

“None,” said I; and then, seeing he still lingered, I was polite enough to add “Good evening;” at which he sighed and went away.

“None,” I said; and then, noticing he was still hanging around, I was polite enough to add, “Good evening,” which made him sigh and leave.

The next day, he was there again with the chair and the puma skin; read his book and looked at the sea with the same constancy; and though there was no child to be picked up, I observed him to attend repeatedly on a sick woman. Nothing fosters suspicion like the act of watching; a man spied upon can hardly blow his nose but we accuse him of designs; and I took an early opportunity to go forward and see the woman for myself. She was poor, elderly, and painfully plain; I stood abashed at the sight, felt I owed Bellairs amends for the injustice of my thoughts, and seeing him standing by the rail in his usual attitude of contemplation, walked up and addressed him by name.

The next day, he was back with the chair and the puma skin; he read his book and gazed at the sea with the same consistency. And even though there was no child to pick up, I noticed he kept checking on a sick woman. Nothing raises suspicion like being watched; a man who knows he's being observed can hardly do anything without us suspecting him of having ulterior motives. So, I took an early chance to go over and see the woman for myself. She was poor, old, and painfully plain; I felt embarrassed at the sight and realized I owed Bellairs an apology for my unfair thoughts. Seeing him leaning against the rail in his usual contemplative pose, I walked over and called him by name.

“You seem very fond of the sea,” said I.

“You seem to really love the sea,” I said.

“I may really call it a passion, Mr. Dodd,” he replied. “And the tall cataract haunted me like a passion,” he quoted. “I never weary of the sea, sir. This is my first ocean voyage. I find it a glorious experience.” And once more my disbarred lawyer dropped into poetry: “Roll on, thou deep and dark blue ocean, roll!”

“I can honestly say it’s a passion, Mr. Dodd,” he replied. “And the tall waterfall haunted me like a passion,” he quoted. “I never get tired of the sea, sir. This is my first ocean trip. I find it an incredible experience.” And once again my disbarred lawyer slipped into poetry: “Roll on, you deep and dark blue ocean, roll!”

Though I had learned the piece in my reading-book at school, I came into the world a little too late on the one hand—and I daresay a little too early on the other—to think much of Byron; and the sonorous verse, prodigiously well delivered, struck me with surprise.

Though I had learned the piece in my reading book at school, I came into the world a bit too late on one hand—and I suppose a bit too early on the other—to think much of Byron; and the powerful verse, incredibly well delivered, surprised me.

“You are fond of poetry, too?” I asked.

"You like poetry, too?" I asked.

“I am a great reader,” he replied. “At one time I had begun to amass quite a small but well selected library; and when that was scattered, I still managed to preserve a few volumes—chiefly of pieces designed for recitation—which have been my travelling companions.”

“I’m a big reader,” he replied. “At one point, I started to build a small but carefully curated library; and even when that was broken up, I still managed to keep a few books—mostly pieces meant for recitation—that have accompanied me on my travels.”

“Is that one of them?” I asked, pointing to the volume in his hand.

“Is that one of them?” I asked, pointing to the book in his hand.

“No, sir,” he replied, showing me a translation of the Sorrows of Werther, “that is a novel I picked up some time ago. It has afforded me great pleasure, though immoral.”

“No, sir,” he replied, showing me a translation of the Sorrows of Werther, “that’s a novel I picked up a while back. It has brought me a lot of joy, even though it’s a bit immoral.”

“O, immoral!” cried I, indignant as usual at any complication of art and ethics.

“O, that’s unethical!” I exclaimed, just as outraged as always by any mix-up of art and morality.

“Surely you cannot deny that, sir—if you know the book,” he said. “The passion is illicit, although certainly drawn with a good deal of pathos. It is not a work one could possibly put into the hands of a lady; which is to be regretted on all accounts, for I do not know how it may strike you; but it seems to me—as a depiction, if I make myself clear—to rise high above its compeers—even famous compeers. Even in Scott, Dickens, Thackeray, or Hawthorne, the sentiment of love appears to me to be frequently done less justice to.”

“Surely you can't deny that, sir—if you know the book,” he said. “The passion is forbidden, although it's definitely expressed with a lot of emotion. It's not a work you could possibly put into a lady's hands; which is unfortunate on all counts, because I don't know how it may resonate with you; but it seems to me—as a portrayal, if I'm being clear—to stand out far above its peers—even renowned peers. Even in Scott, Dickens, Thackeray, or Hawthorne, the sentiment of love often seems to be represented less effectively.”

“You are expressing a very general opinion,” said I.

“You're sharing a pretty broad opinion,” I said.

“Is that so, indeed, sir?” he exclaimed, with unmistakable excitement. “Is the book well known? and who was GO-EATH? I am interested in that, because upon the title-page the usual initials are omitted, and it runs simply 'by GO-EATH.' Was he an author of distinction? Has he written other works?”

“Really, sir?” he said, clearly excited. “Is the book well known? And who was GO-EATH? I’m curious about that because the usual initials are missing from the title page, and it just says 'by GO-EATH.' Was he a notable author? Has he written other works?”

Such was our first interview, the first of many; and in all he showed the same attractive qualities and defects. His taste for literature was native and unaffected; his sentimentality, although extreme and a thought ridiculous, was plainly genuine. I wondered at my own innocent wonder. I knew that Homer nodded, that Caesar had compiled a jest-book, that Turner lived by preference the life of Puggy Booth, that Shelley made paper boats, and Wordsworth wore green spectacles! and with all this mass of evidence before me, I had expected Bellairs to be entirely of one piece, subdued to what he worked in, a spy all through. As I abominated the man's trade, so I had expected to detest the man himself; and behold, I liked him. Poor devil! he was essentially a man on wires, all sensibility and tremor, brimful of a cheap poetry, not without parts, quite without courage. His boldness was despair; the gulf behind him thrust him on; he was one of those who might commit a murder rather than confess the theft of a postage-stamp. I was sure that his coming interview with Carthew rode his imagination like a nightmare; when the thought crossed his mind, I used to think I knew of it, and that the qualm appeared in his face visibly. Yet he would never flinch: necessity stalking at his back, famine (his old pursuer) talking in his ear; and I used to wonder whether I most admired, or most despised, this quivering heroism for evil. The image that occurred to me after his visit was just; I had been butted by a lamb; and the phase of life that I was now studying might be called the Revolt of a Sheep.

That was our first meeting, the first of many, and throughout them all, he displayed the same appealing traits and flaws. His love for literature felt natural and sincere; his sentimentality, while over-the-top and a bit silly, was clearly genuine. I was amazed by my own naivety. I knew that Homer slept through his work, that Caesar wrote a book of jokes, that Turner preferred to live like Puggy Booth, that Shelley made paper boats, and that Wordsworth wore green glasses! With all this evidence in front of me, I had assumed Bellairs would be a straightforward guy, completely immersed in his work, a spy through and through. Given how much I despised his profession, I thought I would hate him too; yet, surprisingly, I liked him. Poor guy! He was essentially a tightly wound person, full of sensitivity and nervous energy, overflowing with a kind of cheap poetry, not lacking in talent but completely without bravery. His boldness was rooted in despair; the chasm behind him pushed him forward; he was someone who might commit murder rather than admit to stealing a postage stamp. I was convinced that the upcoming meeting with Carthew haunted him like a nightmare; when the thought crossed his mind, I felt I could see it reflected on his face. Still, he never backed down: necessity looming behind him, hunger (his old tormentor) whispering in his ear; and I often wondered whether I admired or despised this trembling courage in the face of wrongdoing. The image that came to me after his visit was accurate; I had been headbutted by a lamb, and this stage of life I was witnessing could be called the Revolt of a Sheep.

It could be said of him that he had learned in sorrow what he taught in song—or wrong; and his life was that of one of his victims. He was born in the back parts of the State of New York; his father a farmer, who became subsequently bankrupt and went West. The lawyer and money-lender who had ruined this poor family seems to have conceived in the end a feeling of remorse; he turned the father out indeed, but he offered, in compensation, to charge himself with one of the sons: and Harry, the fifth child and already sickly, was chosen to be left behind. He made himself useful in the office; picked up the scattered rudiments of an education; read right and left; attended and debated at the Young Men's Christian Association; and in all his early years, was the model for a good story-book. His landlady's daughter was his bane. He showed me her photograph; she was a big, handsome, dashing, dressy, vulgar hussy, without character, without tenderness, without mind, and (as the result proved) without virtue. The sickly and timid boy was in the house; he was handy; when she was otherwise unoccupied, she used and played with him: Romeo and Cressida; till in that dreary life of a poor boy in a country town, she grew to be the light of his days and the subject of his dreams. He worked hard, like Jacob, for a wife; he surpassed his patron in sharp practice; he was made head clerk; and the same night, encouraged by a hundred freedoms, depressed by the sense of his youth and his infirmities, he offered marriage and was received with laughter. Not a year had passed, before his master, conscious of growing infirmities, took him for a partner; he proposed again; he was accepted; led two years of troubled married life; and awoke one morning to find his wife had run away with a dashing drummer, and had left him heavily in debt. The debt, and not the drummer, was supposed to be the cause of the hegira; she had concealed her liabilities, they were on the point of bursting forth, she was weary of Bellairs; and she took the drummer as she might have taken a cab. The blow disabled her husband, his partner was dead; he was now alone in the business, for which he was no longer fit; the debts hampered him; bankruptcy followed; and he fled from city to city, falling daily into lower practice. It is to be considered that he had been taught, and had learned as a delightful duty, a kind of business whose highest merit is to escape the commentaries of the bench: that of the usurious lawyer in a county town. With this training, he was now shot, a penniless stranger, into the deeper gulfs of cities; and the result is scarce a thing to be surprised at.

It could be said that he learned through sorrow what he expressed in song—or maybe not; and his life was like that of one of his victims. He was born in rural New York State; his father was a farmer who eventually went bankrupt and moved West. The lawyer and moneylender who ruined this poor family seemed to feel some remorse in the end; he did kick the father out, but offered to take on one of the sons as compensation: Harry, the fifth child and already frail, was chosen to be left behind. He made himself useful in the office, picked up the basics of an education, read widely, and participated in debates at the Young Men's Christian Association; throughout his early years, he was like a character from a good story. His landlady's daughter was his downfall. He showed me her photograph; she was a big, attractive, flashy, vulgar girl, without character, tenderness, or intelligence, and (as it turned out) without virtue. The sickly and timid boy was around; he was convenient; when she was bored, she used and played with him: like Romeo and Cressida; in the drab life of a poor boy in a small town, she became the light of his days and the focus of his dreams. He worked hard, like Jacob, for a wife; he even outsmarted his boss in sharp practices; he was promoted to head clerk; and that same night, feeling bold and weighed down by his youth and weaknesses, he proposed marriage and was met with laughter. Not even a year had gone by before his boss, aware of his own declining health, took him on as a partner; he proposed again; this time, he was accepted; he endured two years of a troubled marriage and woke one morning to find that his wife had left him for a flashy salesman and had left him deeply in debt. The debt, not the salesman, was believed to be what led to her departure; she had hidden her financial troubles, they were about to be uncovered, she was tired of Bellairs, and she took off with the salesman as casually as you might take a taxi. This betrayal incapacitated her husband, and with his partner dead, he was now on his own in a business he no longer fit into; the debts weighed him down; bankruptcy followed, and he hopped from city to city, slipping further into lower work. It's important to note that he had been trained in, and had found joy in, a type of business whose main skill is avoiding scrutiny from the courts: that of the greedy lawyer in a small town. With that background, he was now thrown, a broke stranger, into the harsher realities of the cities; and the outcome isn't really surprising.

“Have you heard of your wife again?” I asked.

“Have you heard from your wife again?” I asked.

He displayed a pitiful agitation. “I am afraid you will think ill of me,” he said.

He showed a miserable sense of unease. “I’m worried you’ll think badly of me,” he said.

“Have you taken her back?” I asked.

“Did you take her back?” I asked.

“No, sir. I trust I have too much self-respect,” he answered, “and, at least, I was never tempted. She won't come, she dislikes, she seems to have conceived a positive distaste for me, and yet I was considered an indulgent husband.”

“No, sir. I believe I have too much self-respect,” he replied, “and, at least, I was never tempted. She won't come; she dislikes me and seems to have developed a real distaste for me, and yet I was seen as a lenient husband.”

“You are still in relations, then?” I asked.

“You're still in a relationship, then?” I asked.

“I place myself in your hands, Mr. Dodd,” he replied. “The world is very hard; I have found it bitter hard myself—bitter hard to live. How much worse for a woman, and one who has placed herself (by her own misconduct, I am far from denying that) in so unfortunate a position!”

“I trust you completely, Mr. Dodd,” he said. “The world is really tough; I’ve found it incredibly tough myself—extremely hard to get by. How much worse must it be for a woman, especially one who has ended up (through her own mistakes, I won’t deny that) in such a bad situation!”

“In short, you support her?” I suggested.

“In short, you’re supporting her?” I suggested.

“I cannot deny it. I practically do,” he admitted. “It has been a mill-stone round my neck. But I think she is grateful. You can see for yourself.”

“I can’t deny it. I pretty much do,” he admitted. “It has been a burden for me. But I think she appreciates it. You can see for yourself.”

He handed me a letter in a sprawling, ignorant hand, but written with violet ink on fine, pink paper with a monogram. It was very foolishly expressed, and I thought (except for a few obvious cajoleries) very heartless and greedy in meaning. The writer said she had been sick, which I disbelieved; declared the last remittance was all gone in doctor's bills, for which I took the liberty of substituting dress, drink, and monograms; and prayed for an increase, which I could only hope had been denied her.

He handed me a letter written in a messy, careless handwriting, but in violet ink on nice pink paper with a monogram. It was expressed in a very silly way, and I thought (apart from a few obvious flattery) it was really heartless and greedy in meaning. The writer claimed she had been sick, which I didn't believe; she said the last payment was all used up on doctor's bills, which I couldn't help but imagine were really for clothes, drinks, and monograms; and she asked for more money, which I could only hope she had been denied.

“I think she is really grateful?” he asked, with some eagerness, as I returned it.

“I think she really appreciates it?” he asked, with some eagerness, as I handed it back.

“I daresay,” said I. “Has she any claim on you?”

"I would say," I replied. "Does she have any claim on you?"

“O no, sir. I divorced her,” he replied. “I have a very strong sense of self-respect in such matters, and I divorced her immediately.”

“O no, sir. I divorced her,” he replied. “I have a strong sense of self-respect in these matters, and I divorced her right away.”

“What sort of life is she leading now?” I asked.

“What kind of life is she living now?” I asked.

“I will not deceive you, Mr. Dodd. I do not know, I make a point of not knowing; it appears more dignified. I have been very harshly criticised,” he added, sighing.

“I won’t lie to you, Mr. Dodd. I don’t know, and I choose not to know; it feels more dignified. I’ve faced a lot of harsh criticism,” he added, sighing.

It will be seen that I had fallen into an ignominious intimacy with the man I had gone out to thwart. My pity for the creature, his admiration for myself, his pleasure in my society, which was clearly unassumed, were the bonds with which I was fettered; perhaps I should add, in honesty, my own ill-regulated interest in the phases of life and human character. The fact is (at least) that we spent hours together daily, and that I was nearly as much on the forward deck as in the saloon. Yet all the while I could never forget he was a shabby trickster, embarked that very moment in a dirty enterprise. I used to tell myself at first that our acquaintance was a stroke of art, and that I was somehow fortifying Carthew. I told myself, I say; but I was no such fool as to believe it, even then. In these circumstances I displayed the two chief qualities of my character on the largest scale—my helplessness and my instinctive love of procrastination—and fell upon a course of action so ridiculous that I blush when I recall it.

It’s clear that I had developed an embarrassing closeness with the guy I initially set out to stop. My compassion for him, his admiration for me, and his genuine enjoyment of my company all tied me down; I should also honestly mention my own chaotic curiosity about life and human nature. The reality is that we spent hours together every day, and I found myself almost as much on the forward deck as in the lounge. However, I could never shake off the reminder that he was a sleazy con artist caught up in a shady scheme. At first, I convinced myself that our friendship was a kind of artistry and that I was somehow helping Carthew. I say I told myself that, but I wasn’t foolish enough to truly believe it, even back then. In this situation, I showed the two biggest traits of my character in full—my total inability to act and my automatic tendency to procrastinate—and embarked on a course of action so absurd that I cringe when I think about it.

We reached Liverpool one forenoon, the rain falling thickly and insidiously on the filthy town. I had no plans, beyond a sensible unwillingness to let my rascal escape; and I ended by going to the same inn with him, dining with him, walking with him in the wet streets, and hearing with him in a penny gaff that venerable piece, The Ticket-of-Leave Man. It was one of his first visits to a theatre, against which places of entertainment he had a strong prejudice; and his innocent, pompous talk, innocent old quotations, and innocent reverence for the character of Hawkshaw delighted me beyond relief. In charity to myself, I dwell upon and perhaps exaggerate my pleasures. I have need of all conceivable excuses, when I confess that I went to bed without one word upon the matter of Carthew, but not without having covenanted with my rascal for a visit to Chester the next day. At Chester we did the Cathedral, walked on the walls, discussed Shakespeare and the musical glasses—and made a fresh engagement for the morrow. I do not know, and I am glad to have forgotten, how long these travels were continued. We visited at least, by singular zigzags, Stratford, Warwick, Coventry, Gloucester, Bristol, Bath, and Wells. At each stage we spoke dutifully of the scene and its associations; I sketched, the Shyster spouted poetry and copied epitaphs. Who could doubt we were the usual Americans, travelling with a design of self-improvement? Who was to guess that one was a blackmailer, trembling to approach the scene of action—the other a helpless, amateur detective, waiting on events?

We arrived in Liverpool one morning, with rain pouring heavily and stealthily over the grimy city. I had no real plans except a reasonable determination not to let my troublemaker slip away; so I ended up going to the same inn as him, having dinner together, walking with him through the soaked streets, and watching the old play, The Ticket-of-Leave Man, at a penny theater. It was one of his first trips to a theater, which he had a strong bias against; his naïve, pompous talk, innocent quotes, and genuine admiration for the character of Hawkshaw brought me immense joy. Out of kindness to myself, I reflect on and may exaggerate my enjoyment. I need all the rationalizations I can find when I admit that I went to bed without mentioning Carthew, but not before making plans with my troublemaker for a trip to Chester the following day. In Chester, we toured the Cathedral, walked on the walls, discussed Shakespeare and musical glasses—and made another plan for the next day. I don’t know, and I’m glad I’ve forgotten, how long these journeys continued. We zigzagged through Stratford, Warwick, Coventry, Gloucester, Bristol, Bath, and Wells. At each stop, we dutifully talked about the sights and their history; I sketched, the Shyster recited poetry and copied epitaphs. Who could doubt we were just typical Americans, traveling to better ourselves? Who would guess that one was a blackmailer, nervous about facing the situation—while the other was a clueless amateur detective, waiting for something to happen?

It is unnecessary to remark that none occurred, or none the least suitable with my design of protecting Carthew. Two trifles, indeed, completed though they scarcely changed my conception of the Shyster. The first was observed in Gloucester, where we spent Sunday, and I proposed we should hear service in the cathedral. To my surprise, the creature had an ISM of his own, to which he was loyal; and he left me to go alone to the cathedral—or perhaps not to go at all—and stole off down a deserted alley to some Bethel or Ebenezer of the proper shade. When we met again at lunch, I rallied him, and he grew restive.

It’s not worth mentioning that nothing happened or that nothing was particularly relevant to my plan of protecting Carthew. Two small things did happen, but they barely changed how I viewed the Shyster. The first was during our Sunday in Gloucester when I suggested we attend service at the cathedral. To my surprise, he had his own belief system he was devoted to; he left me to go alone to the cathedral—or maybe he didn't go at all—and slipped away down an empty alley to some Bethel or Ebenezer that suited him. When we rejoined for lunch, I teased him about it, and he became uncomfortable.

“You need employ no circumlocutions with me, Mr. Dodd,” he said suddenly. “You regard my behaviour from an unfavourable point of view: you regard me, I much fear, as hypocritical.”

“You don't need to beat around the bush with me, Mr. Dodd,” he said abruptly. “You see my behavior in a negative light: I’m afraid you see me as hypocritical.”

I was somewhat confused by the attack. “You know what I think of your trade,” I replied, lamely and coarsely.

I was a bit confused by the attack. “You know how I feel about your business,” I replied, awkwardly and bluntly.

“Excuse me, if I seem to press the subject,” he continued, “but if you think my life erroneous, would you have me neglect the means of grace? Because you consider me in the wrong on one point, would you have me place myself on the wrong in all? Surely, sir, the church is for the sinner.”

“Sorry if I seem to keep bringing this up,” he continued, “but if you think my life is misguided, would you want me to ignore the ways to find grace? Just because you think I'm wrong about one thing, would you want me to be wrong about everything? Surely, sir, the church is for sinners.”

“Did you ask a blessing on your present enterprise?” I sneered.

“Did you ask for a blessing on your current venture?” I sneered.

He had a bad attack of St. Vitus, his face was changed, and his eyes flashed. “I will tell you what I did!” he cried. “I prayed for an unfortunate man and a wretched woman whom he tries to support.”

He had a serious episode of St. Vitus, his face had changed, and his eyes were intense. “I’ll tell you what I did!” he shouted. “I prayed for a man in need and a miserable woman he’s trying to take care of.”

I cannot pretend that I found any repartee.

I can't pretend that I found any clever comebacks.

The second incident was at Bristol, where I lost sight of my gentleman some hours. From this eclipse, he returned to me with thick speech, wandering footsteps, and a back all whitened with plaster. I had half expected, yet I could have wept to see it. All disabilities were piled on that weak back—domestic misfortune, nervous disease, a displeasing exterior, empty pockets, and the slavery of vice.

The second incident happened in Bristol, where I lost track of my gentleman for a few hours. When he came back to me, he was slurring his words, stumbling around, and his back was completely covered in plaster. I had somewhat anticipated this, but it still made me want to cry. All sorts of troubles weighed down that fragile back—personal misfortunes, anxiety issues, an unappealing appearance, empty pockets, and the burden of addiction.

I will never deny that our prolonged conjunction was the result of double cowardice. Each was afraid to leave the other, each was afraid to speak, or knew not what to say. Save for my ill-judged allusion at Gloucester, the subject uppermost in both our minds was buried. Carthew, Stallbridge-le-Carthew, Stallbridge-Minster—which we had long since (and severally) identified to be the nearest station—even the name of Dorsetshire was studiously avoided. And yet we were making progress all the time, tacking across broad England like an unweatherly vessel on a wind; approaching our destination, not openly, but by a sort of flying sap. And at length, I can scarce tell how, we were set down by a dilatory butt-end of local train on the untenanted platform of Stallbridge-Minster.

I will never deny that our long time together was the result of both of us being too afraid. Each of us was scared to leave the other, scared to speak, or unsure of what to say. Aside from my poorly thought-out comment in Gloucester, the main topic on both our minds was ignored. Carthew, Stallbridge-le-Carthew, Stallbridge-Minster—which we had both identified as the closest station a long time ago—even the name of Dorsetshire was carefully avoided. And yet, we were making progress the entire time, tacking across wide England like a boat that can't sail well into the wind; getting closer to our destination, but not openly, more like a stealthy approach. Eventually, I can hardly explain how, we found ourselves dropped off by a slow local train on the empty platform of Stallbridge-Minster.

The town was ancient and compact: a domino of tiled houses and walled gardens, dwarfed by the disproportionate bigness of the church. From the midst of the thoroughfare which divided it in half, fields and trees were visible at either end; and through the sally-port of every street, there flowed in from the country a silent invasion of green grass. Bees and birds appeared to make the majority of the inhabitants; every garden had its row of hives, the eaves of every house were plastered with the nests of swallows, and the pinnacles of the church were flickered about all day long by a multitude of wings. The town was of Roman foundation; and as I looked out that afternoon from the low windows of the inn, I should scarce have been surprised to see a centurion coming up the street with a fatigue draft of legionaries. In short, Stallbridge-Minster was one of those towns which appear to be maintained by England for the instruction and delight of the American rambler; to which he seems guided by an instinct not less surprising than the setter's; and which he visits and quits with equal enthusiasm.

The town was old and compact: a row of tiled houses and walled gardens, overshadowed by the oversized church. From the main road running through the middle, you could see fields and trees at both ends; and from every street, a quiet invasion of green grass flowed in from the countryside. Bees and birds seemed to be the majority of the residents; every garden had its row of beehives, the eaves of every house were filled with swallow nests, and the church's pinnacles buzzed all day long with a flurry of wings. The town had Roman roots; and as I looked out that afternoon from the inn's low windows, I wouldn't have been surprised to see a centurion walking up the street with a group of weary soldiers. In short, Stallbridge-Minster was one of those towns that England seems to preserve for the enjoyment and education of American travelers; a place they seem to find by an instinct just as remarkable as a hunting dog’s; and they visit and leave with the same enthusiasm.

I was not at all in the humour of the tourist. I had wasted weeks of time and accomplished nothing; we were on the eve of the engagement, and I had neither plans nor allies. I had thrust myself into the trade of private providence and amateur detective; I was spending money and I was reaping disgrace. All the time, I kept telling myself that I must at least speak; that this ignominious silence should have been broken long ago, and must be broken now. I should have broken it when he first proposed to come to Stallbridge-Minster; I should have broken it in the train; I should break it there and then, on the inn doorstep, as the omnibus rolled off. I turned toward him at the thought; he seemed to wince, the words died on my lips, and I proposed instead that we should visit the Minster.

I wasn't in the mood of a typical tourist at all. I had wasted weeks and achieved nothing; we were about to get engaged, and I had no plans or support. I had gotten myself into the role of a private investigator and amateur problem-solver; I was spending money and facing embarrassment. All along, I kept telling myself that I needed to speak up; that this shameful silence should have been ended long ago, and it needed to end now. I should have done it when he first suggested coming to Stallbridge-Minster; I should have done it on the train; I should do it right then and there, on the inn’s doorstep, as the bus pulled away. I turned toward him at that thought; he seemed to flinch, the words faded on my lips, and instead, I suggested we should visit the Minster.

While we were engaged upon this duty, it came on to rain in a manner worthy of the tropics. The vault reverberated; every gargoyle instantly poured its full discharge; we waded back to the inn, ankle-deep in impromptu brooks; and the rest of the afternoon sat weatherbound, hearkening to the sonorous deluge. For two hours I talked of indifferent matters, laboriously feeding the conversation; for two hours my mind was quite made up to do my duty instantly—and at each particular instant I postponed it till the next. To screw up my faltering courage, I called at dinner for some sparkling wine. It proved when it came to be detestable; I could not put it to my lips; and Bellairs, who had as much palate as a weevil, was left to finish it himself. Doubtless the wine flushed him; doubtless he may have observed my embarrassment of the afternoon; doubtless he was conscious that we were approaching a crisis, and that that evening, if I did not join with him, I must declare myself an open enemy. At least he fled. Dinner was done; this was the time when I had bound myself to break my silence; no more delays were to be allowed, no more excuses received. I went upstairs after some tobacco; which I felt to be a mere necessity in the circumstances; and when I returned, the man was gone. The waiter told me he had left the house.

While we were busy with this task, it started to rain heavily, like in the tropics. The sky echoed; every gargoyle immediately unleashed its full flow; we waded back to the inn, ankle-deep in makeshift streams; and the rest of the afternoon we sat stuck inside, listening to the heavy downpour. For two hours, I talked about random topics, trying hard to keep the conversation going; for two hours, I was determined to do my duty right away—and at every moment, I put it off until the next. To boost my shaky courage, I ordered some sparkling wine at dinner. When it arrived, it turned out to be disgusting; I couldn't bring it to my lips, and Bellairs, who had as much taste as a weevil, finished it on his own. Surely the wine affected him; surely he noticed my awkwardness from earlier; surely he realized we were nearing a breaking point, and that evening, if I didn't join him, I would have to openly declare myself an enemy. At least he hurried off. Dinner was over; this was the moment I had promised to break my silence; no more delays could be allowed, no more excuses accepted. I went upstairs to grab some tobacco, which I felt was absolutely necessary under the circumstances; but when I came back, the guy was gone. The waiter told me he had left the place.

The rain still plumped, like a vast shower-bath, over the deserted town. The night was dark and windless: the street lit glimmeringly from end to end, lamps, house windows, and the reflections in the rain-pools all contributing. From a public-house on the other side of the way, I heard a harp twang and a doleful voice upraised in the “Larboard Watch,” “The Anchor's Weighed,” and other naval ditties. Where had my Shyster wandered? In all likelihood to that lyrical tavern; there was no choice of diversion; in comparison with Stallbridge-Minster on a rainy night, a sheepfold would seem gay.

The rain fell heavily, like a huge shower, over the empty town. The night was dark and calm: the street shimmered from one end to the other, with lamps, house windows, and the reflections in the puddles all adding to the light. From a pub across the street, I heard a harp strum and a sad voice singing “The Larboard Watch,” “The Anchor's Weighed,” and other sea songs. Where had my Shyster gone? Probably to that musical tavern; there weren't many options for entertainment; compared to Stallbridge-Minster on a rainy night, a sheepfold would seem lively.

Again I passed in review the points of my interview, on which I was always constantly resolved so long as my adversary was absent from the scene: and again they struck me as inadequate. From this dispiriting exercise I turned to the native amusements of the inn coffee-room, and studied for some time the mezzotints that frowned upon the wall. The railway guide, after showing me how soon I could leave Stallbridge and how quickly I could reach Paris, failed to hold my attention. An illustrated advertisement book of hotels brought me very low indeed; and when it came to the local paper, I could have wept. At this point, I found a passing solace in a copy of Whittaker's Almanac, and obtained in fifty minutes more information than I have yet been able to use.

Once again, I reviewed the points of my interview, which I was always determined about as long as my opponent was not present. However, once more, they seemed inadequate. Disturbed by this process, I shifted my focus to the local entertainment in the inn's coffee room and spent some time examining the mezzotints hanging on the wall. The railway guide showed me how quickly I could leave Stallbridge and reach Paris, but it failed to capture my interest. An illustrated advertisement booklet for hotels brought my spirits down considerably, and when I turned to the local newspaper, I nearly cried. At that point, I found a bit of relief in a copy of Whittaker's Almanac, and in fifty minutes, I learned more information than I've been able to use so far.

Then a fresh apprehension assailed me. Suppose Bellairs had given me the slip? suppose he was now rolling on the road to Stallbridge-le-Carthew? or perhaps there already and laying before a very white-faced auditor his threats and propositions? A hasty person might have instantly pursued. Whatever I am, I am not hasty, and I was aware of three grave objections. In the first place, I could not be certain that Bellairs was gone. In the second, I had no taste whatever for a long drive at that hour of the night and in so merciless a rain. In the third, I had no idea how I was to get admitted if I went, and no idea what I should say if I got admitted. “In short,” I concluded, “the whole situation is the merest farce. You have thrust yourself in where you had no business and have no power. You would be quite as useful in San Francisco; far happier in Paris; and being (by the wrath of God) at Stallbridge-Minster, the wisest thing is to go quietly to bed.” On the way to my room, I saw (in a flash) that which I ought to have done long ago, and which it was now too late to think of—written to Carthew, I mean, detailing the facts and describing Bellairs, letting him defend himself if he were able, and giving him time to flee if he were not. It was the last blow to my self-respect; and I flung myself into my bed with contumely.

Then a new worry hit me. What if Bellairs had slipped away? What if he was already on his way to Stallbridge-le-Carthew? Or maybe he was there now, laying out his threats and demands to a very frightened listener? A quick-tempered person might have chased after him immediately. Whatever I am, I’m not impulsive, and I was aware of three serious reasons against it. First, I couldn’t be sure that Bellairs was really gone. Second, I had no desire for a long drive at that late hour and in such relentless rain. Third, I had no clue how I would even get in if I went, and no idea what I would say if I did get in. “In short,” I concluded, “this whole situation is just a ridiculous joke. You’ve inserted yourself into something that doesn’t concern you and have no real influence. You would be just as useful in San Francisco; much happier in Paris; and being (for reasons beyond my control) at Stallbridge-Minster, the smartest thing is to just go to bed.” On my way to my room, I suddenly realized what I should have done a long time ago, which was now too late to consider—write to Carthew, detailing the facts and describing Bellairs, giving him a chance to defend himself if he could, and time to escape if he couldn’t. It was the final blow to my self-respect; and I threw myself into bed in frustration.

I have no guess what hour it was, when I was wakened by the entrance of Bellairs carrying a candle. He had been drunk, for he was bedaubed with mire from head to foot; but he was now sober and under the empire of some violent emotion which he controlled with difficulty. He trembled visibly; and more than once, during the interview which followed, tears suddenly and silently overflowed his cheeks.

I have no idea what time it was when I was awakened by Bellairs walking in with a candle. He had been drunk, as he was covered in mud from head to toe, but he was now sober and struggling to manage some intense emotion. He was visibly trembling, and more than once during the conversation that followed, tears suddenly and silently rolled down his cheeks.

“I have to ask your pardon, sir, for this untimely visit,” he said. “I make no defence, I have no excuse, I have disgraced myself, I am properly punished; I appear before you to appeal to you in mercy for the most trifling aid or, God help me! I fear I may go mad.”

“I need to apologize for dropping by unannounced, sir,” he said. “I’m not trying to justify myself, I have no excuses, I’ve embarrassed myself, and I’ve gotten what I deserve; I’m here to plead with you for a bit of mercy or, God help me! I’m scared I might lose my mind.”

“What on earth is wrong?” I asked.

"What's happening?" I asked.

“I have been robbed,” he said. “I have no defence to offer; it was of my own fault, I am properly punished.”

“I’ve been robbed,” he said. “I have no defense to offer; it’s my own fault, and I deserve this punishment.”

“But, gracious goodness me!” I cried, “who is there to rob you in a place like this?”

“But, oh my goodness!” I exclaimed, “who would rob you in a place like this?”

“I can form no opinion,” he replied. “I have no idea. I was lying in a ditch inanimate. This is a degrading confession, sir; I can only say in self-defence that perhaps (in your good nature) you have made yourself partly responsible for my shame. I am not used to these rich wines.”

“I can’t say anything,” he replied. “I have no clue. I was lying in a ditch, completely out of it. This is an embarrassing confession, sir; I can only defend myself by saying that perhaps (in your kindness) you have made yourself partly responsible for my shame. I'm not used to these expensive wines.”

“In what form was your money? Perhaps it may be traced,” I suggested.

“In what form was your money? Maybe it can be traced,” I suggested.

“It was in English sovereigns. I changed it in New York; I got very good exchange,” he said, and then, with a momentary outbreak, “God in heaven, how I toiled for it!” he cried.

“It was in English coins. I exchanged it in New York; I got a really good rate,” he said, and then, with a brief burst of emotion, “God in heaven, how hard I worked for it!” he exclaimed.

“That doesn't sound encouraging,” said I. “It may be worth while to apply to the police, but it doesn't sound a hopeful case.”

“That's not very encouraging,” I said. “It might be worth it to contact the police, but it doesn’t sound like a promising situation.”

“And I have no hope in that direction,” said Bellairs. “My hopes, Mr. Dodd, are all fixed upon yourself. I could easily convince you that a small, a very small advance, would be in the nature of an excellent investment; but I prefer to rely on your humanity. Our acquaintance began on an unusual footing; but you have now known me for some time, we have been some time—I was going to say we had been almost intimate. Under the impulse of instinctive sympathy, I have bared my heart to you, Mr. Dodd, as I have done to few; and I believe—I trust—I may say that I feel sure—you heard me with a kindly sentiment. This is what brings me to your side at this most inexcusable hour. But put yourself in my place—how could I sleep—how could I dream of sleeping, in this blackness of remorse and despair? There was a friend at hand—so I ventured to think of you; it was instinctive; I fled to your side, as the drowning man clutches at a straw. These expressions are not exaggerated, they scarcely serve to express the agitation of my mind. And think, sir, how easily you can restore me to hope and, I may say, to reason. A small loan, which shall be faithfully repaid. Five hundred dollars would be ample.” He watched me with burning eyes. “Four hundred would do. I believe, Mr. Dodd, that I could manage with economy on two.”

“And I don’t have any hope in that direction,” said Bellairs. “My hopes, Mr. Dodd, are all pinned on you. I could easily show you that a small, very small investment would be a great opportunity; but I prefer to rely on your kindness. Our relationship started in an unusual way; but you’ve known me for a while now, and we've been—well, I was going to say we've been almost close. Out of instinctive sympathy, I’ve opened my heart to you, Mr. Dodd, like I have with very few others; and I believe—I hope—I can say that you listened to me with kindness. That is why I’m coming to you at this completely inappropriate hour. But think about it—how could I possibly sleep, how could I even think of sleeping, in this suffocating darkness of guilt and despair? There was a friend close by—so I thought of you; it was instinctive; I rushed to you, like a drowning man reaching for a lifeline. These words aren’t exaggerated; they barely capture the turmoil in my mind. And consider, sir, how easily you can bring me back to hope and, I dare say, to reason. A small loan, which I promise to pay back. Five hundred dollars would be more than enough.” He watched me with intense eyes. “Four hundred would suffice. I believe, Mr. Dodd, that I could manage with just two.”

“And then you will repay me out of Carthew's pocket?” I said. “I am much obliged. But I will tell you what I will do: I will see you on board a steamer, pay your fare through to San Francisco, and place fifty dollars in the purser's hands, to be given you in New York.”

“And then you’ll pay me back using Carthew's money?” I said. “I really appreciate it. But here’s what I’ll do: I’ll make sure you get on a steamer, cover your ticket all the way to San Francisco, and give fifty dollars to the purser, to be handed to you in New York.”

He drank in my words; his face represented an ecstasy of cunning thought. I could read there, plain as print, that he but thought to overreach me.

He absorbed my words; his face showed an intense pleasure of clever thinking. I could see clearly, like reading a book, that he was just trying to outsmart me.

“And what am I to do in 'Frisco?” he asked. “I am disbarred, I have no trade, I cannot dig, to beg——” he paused in the citation. “And you know that I am not alone,” he added, “others depend upon me.”

“And what am I supposed to do in San Francisco?” he asked. “I’m disbarred, I have no job, I can’t dig, to beg——” he paused, trailing off. “And you know I’m not alone,” he added, “other people rely on me.”

“I will write to Pinkerton,” I returned. “I feel sure he can help you to some employment, and in the meantime, and for three months after your arrival, he shall pay to yourself personally, on the first and the fifteenth, twenty-five dollars.”

“I'll write to Pinkerton,” I replied. “I'm confident he can help you find a job, and in the meantime, for three months after you arrive, he'll personally pay you twenty-five dollars on the first and the fifteenth.”

“Mr. Dodd, I scarce believe you can be serious in this offer,” he replied. “Have you forgotten the circumstances of the case? Do you know these people are the magnates of the section? They were spoken of to-night in the saloon; their wealth must amount to many millions of dollars in real estate alone; their house is one of the sights of the locality, and you offer me a bribe of a few hundred!”

“Mr. Dodd, I can hardly believe you’re serious about this offer,” he responded. “Have you forgotten the details of the situation? Do you realize these people are the big shots around here? They were talked about tonight in the bar; their wealth likely totals millions of dollars just in real estate; their mansion is one of the local attractions, and you’re offering me a bribe of just a few hundred!”

“I offer you no bribe, Mr. Bellairs, I give you alms,” I returned. “I will do nothing to forward you in your hateful business; yet I would not willingly have you starve.”

“I’m not offering you a bribe, Mr. Bellairs, I’m giving you charity,” I replied. “I won’t help you with your despicable work; however, I wouldn’t want you to starve.”

“Give me a hundred dollars then, and be done with it,” he cried.

“Just give me a hundred dollars then, and let’s finish this,” he yelled.

“I will do what I have said, and neither more nor less,” said I.

“I will do what I said, and nothing more or less,” I said.

“Take care,” he cried. “You are playing a fool's game; you are making an enemy for nothing; you will gain nothing by this, I warn you of it!” And then with one of his changes, “Seventy dollars—only seventy—in mercy, Mr. Dodd, in common charity. Don't dash the bowl from my lips! You have a kindly heart. Think of my position, remember my unhappy wife.”

“Be careful,” he shouted. “You're playing a fool's game; you're making an enemy for no reason. You won't gain anything from this, I'm warning you!” Then he quickly changed his tone, “Seventy dollars—just seventy—out of mercy, Mr. Dodd, out of common kindness. Don’t knock the bowl out of my hands! You have a good heart. Think about my situation, remember my unfortunate wife.”

“You should have thought of her before,” said I. “I have made my offer, and I wish to sleep.”

“You should have thought about her beforehand,” I said. “I've made my offer, and I want to get some sleep.”

“Is that your last word, sir? Pray consider; pray weigh both sides: my misery, your own danger. I warn you—I beseech you; measure it well before you answer,” so he half pleaded, half threatened me, with clasped hands.

“Is that your final word, sir? Please think it over; please consider both sides: my suffering, your own risk. I warn you—I urge you; think it through carefully before you respond,” he said, half pleading, half threatening, with his hands clasped.

“My first word, and my last,” said I.

"My first word, and my last," I said.

The change upon the man was shocking. In the storm of anger that now shook him, the lees of his intoxication rose again to the surface; his face was deformed, his words insane with fury; his pantomime excessive in itself, was distorted by an access of St. Vitus.

The change in the man was shocking. In the storm of anger that now consumed him, the remnants of his intoxication bubbled back to the surface; his face was twisted, his words frantic with rage; his gestures, already excessive, were distorted by an uncontrollable twitch.

“You will perhaps allow me to inform you of my cold opinion,” he began, apparently self-possessed, truly bursting with rage: “when I am a glorified saint, I shall see you howling for a drop of water and exult to see you. That your last word! Take it in your face, you spy, you false friend, you fat hypocrite! I defy, I defy and despise and spit upon you! I'm on the trail, his trail or yours, I smell blood, I'll follow it on my hands and knees, I'll starve to follow it! I'll hunt you down, hunt you, hunt you down! If I were strong, I'd tear your vitals out, here in this room—tear them out—I'd tear them out! Damn, damn, damn! You think me weak! I can bite, bite to the blood, bite you, hurt you, disgrace you ...”

“You might let me share my honest opinion,” he started, seeming composed but truly filled with rage: “When I'm a celebrated saint, I'll watch you begging for a drop of water, and it will bring me joy. That's your final word! Take it and swallow it, you spy, you fake friend, you fat hypocrite! I defy you, I defy and despise you and spit on you! I'm on the hunt, his hunt or yours; I can smell blood, and I’ll follow it on my hands and knees. I’ll starve to track it down! I’ll hunt you down, hunt you, hunt you down! If I were strong, I’d rip your insides out right here—rip them out—I’d rip them out! Damn, damn, damn! You think I'm weak! I can bite, bite until it bleeds, bite you, hurt you, disgrace you...”

He was thus incoherently raging, when the scene was interrupted by the arrival of the landlord and inn servants in various degrees of deshabille, and to them I gave my temporary lunatic in charge.

He was wildly ranting when the scene was interrupted by the arrival of the landlord and inn staff in varying states of undress, and I handed my temporary madman over to them.

“Take him to his room,” I said, “he's only drunk.”

“Take him to his room,” I said, “he's just drunk.”

These were my words; but I knew better. After all my study of Mr. Bellairs, one discovery had been reserved for the last moment: that of his latent and essential madness.

These were my words, but I knew better. After all my studying of Mr. Bellairs, one revelation had been saved for the last moment: the discovery of his hidden and fundamental madness.





CHAPTER XX. STALLBRIDGE-LE-CARTHEW.

Long before I was awake, the shyster had disappeared, leaving his bill unpaid. I did not need to inquire where he was gone, I knew too well, I knew there was nothing left me but to follow; and about ten in the morning, set forth in a gig for Stallbridge-le-Carthew.

Long before I woke up, the con artist had vanished, leaving his bill unpaid. I didn't need to ask where he had gone; I knew all too well that I had no choice but to follow him. So, around ten in the morning, I took off in a small carriage to Stallbridge-le-Carthew.

The road, for the first quarter of the way, deserts the valley of the river, and crosses the summit of a chalk-down, grazed over by flocks of sheep and haunted by innumerable larks. It was a pleasant but a vacant scene, arousing but not holding the attention; and my mind returned to the violent passage of the night before. My thought of the man I was pursuing had been greatly changed. I conceived of him, somewhere in front of me, upon his dangerous errand, not to be turned aside, not to be stopped, by either fear or reason. I had called him a ferret; I conceived him now as a mad dog. Methought he would run, not walk; methought, as he ran, that he would bark and froth at the lips; methought, if the great wall of China were to rise across his path, he would attack it with his nails.

The road, for the first quarter of the way, leaves the valley of the river and crosses the top of a chalk hill, grazed by flocks of sheep and filled with countless larks. It was a pleasant but empty scene, stimulating but not captivating; my mind drifted back to the intense events of the night before. My perception of the man I was chasing had shifted significantly. I imagined him, somewhere ahead of me, on his dangerous mission, unstoppable by either fear or logic. I had called him a ferret; now I saw him as a rabid dog. I thought he would run, not walk; I imagined that as he ran, he would bark and froth at the mouth; I believed that if the Great Wall of China stood in his way, he would claw at it.

Presently the road left the down, returned by a precipitous descent into the valley of the Stall, and ran thenceforward among enclosed fields and under the continuous shade of trees. I was told we had now entered on the Carthew property. By and by, a battlemented wall appeared on the left hand, and a little after I had my first glimpse of the mansion. It stood in a hollow of a bosky park, crowded to a degree that surprised and even displeased me, with huge timber and dense shrubberies of laurel and rhododendron. Even from this low station and the thronging neighbourhood of the trees, the pile rose conspicuous like a cathedral. Behind, as we continued to skirt the park wall, I began to make out a straggling town of offices which became conjoined to the rear with those of the home farm. On the left was an ornamental water sailed in by many swans. On the right extended a flower garden, laid in the old manner, and at this season of the year, as brilliant as stained glass. The front of the house presented a facade of more than sixty windows, surmounted by a formal pediment and raised upon a terrace. A wide avenue, part in gravel, part in turf, and bordered by triple alleys, ran to the great double gateways. It was impossible to look without surprise on a place that had been prepared through so many generations, had cost so many tons of minted gold, and was maintained in order by so great a company of emulous servants. And yet of these there was no sign but the perfection of their work. The whole domain was drawn to the line and weeded like the front plot of some suburban amateur; and I looked in vain for any belated gardener, and listened in vain for any sounds of labour. Some lowing of cattle and much calling of birds alone disturbed the stillness, and even the little hamlet, which clustered at the gates, appeared to hold its breath in awe of its great neighbour, like a troop of children who should have strayed into a king's anteroom.

Currently, the road left the hill, took a steep drop into the Stall valley, and then wound through enclosed fields and under the constant shade of trees. I was told we had now entered the Carthew property. Soon, a battlemented wall appeared on the left, and shortly after, I caught my first glimpse of the mansion. It sat in a hollow of a wooded park, surprisingly and somewhat uncomfortably filled with large trees and thick shrubberies of laurel and rhododendron. Even from this lower vantage point amid the dense trees, the building stood out like a cathedral. As we continued to follow the park wall, I began to make out a scattered town of offices that connected to the back of the home farm. On the left was an ornamental lake filled with swans. On the right stretched a flower garden, laid out in the old style, and at this time of year, as vibrant as stained glass. The front of the house had a facade with over sixty windows, topped with a formal pediment and raised on a terrace. A wide avenue, part gravel and part grass, bordered by triple alleys, led to the grand double gates. It was hard not to be amazed by a place that had been developed over so many generations, that had cost heaps of minted gold, and was maintained by such a large team of dedicated servants. Yet, there was no sign of them, only the perfection of their work. The entire estate was manicured and weeded like the front yard of some suburban hobbyist; I looked in vain for any late gardener and listened in vain for any sounds of work. Only the lowing of cattle and the calls of birds broke the stillness, and even the small village that huddled at the gates seemed to hold its breath in awe of its grand neighbor, like a group of children who had wandered into a king's anteroom.

The Carthew Arms, the small but very comfortable inn, was a mere appendage and outpost of the family whose name it bore. Engraved portraits of by-gone Carthews adorned the walls; Fielding Carthew, Recorder of the city of London; Major-General John Carthew in uniform, commanding some military operations; the Right Honourable Bailley Carthew, Member of Parliament for Stallbridge, standing by a table and brandishing a document; Singleton Carthew, Esquire, represented in the foreground of a herd of cattle—doubtless at the desire of his tenantry, who had made him a compliment of this work of art; and the Venerable Archdeacon Carthew, D.D., LL.D., A.M., laying his hand on the head of a little child in a manner highly frigid and ridiculous. So far as my memory serves me, there were no other pictures in this exclusive hostelry; and I was not surprised to learn that the landlord was an ex-butler, the landlady an ex-lady's-maid, from the great house; and that the bar-parlour was a sort of perquisite of former servants.

The Carthew Arms, a small but very cozy inn, was just an extension and outpost of the family it was named after. Engraved portraits of past Carthews decorated the walls: Fielding Carthew, Recorder of the City of London; Major-General John Carthew in uniform, leading some military operations; the Right Honourable Bailley Carthew, Member of Parliament for Stallbridge, standing by a table and holding up a document; Singleton Carthew, Esquire, portrayed in front of a herd of cattle—likely at the request of his tenants, who commissioned this artwork; and the Venerable Archdeacon Carthew, D.D., LL.D., A.M., placing his hand on the head of a little child in a way that was both cold and silly. As far as I remember, there were no other pictures in this exclusive inn; and I wasn’t surprised to find out that the landlord was a former butler, the landlady a former lady’s maid from the big house, and that the bar parlor was essentially a little perk for former servants.

To an American, the sense of the domination of this family over so considerable a tract of earth was even oppressive; and as I considered their simple annals, gathered from the legends of the engravings, surprise began to mingle with my disgust. “Mr. Recorder” doubtless occupies an honourable post; but I thought that, in the course of so many generations, one Carthew might have clambered higher. The soldier had stuck at Major-General; the churchman bloomed unremarked in an archidiaconate; and though the Right Honourable Bailley seemed to have sneaked into the privy council, I have still to learn what he did when he had got there. Such vast means, so long a start, and such a modest standard of achievement, struck in me a strong sense of the dulness of that race.

To an American, the feeling of this family's control over such a large piece of land was almost overwhelming; and as I thought about their straightforward history, pieced together from the stories told by the engravings, my surprise started to mix with my disgust. "Mr. Recorder" certainly holds a respectable position; however, I couldn't help but think that over so many generations, one Carthew could have risen further. The soldier only made it to Major-General; the church leader quietly held an archdeacon role; and while the Right Honourable Bailley seemed to have slipped into the privy council, I'm still unsure what he accomplished while he was there. With such immense resources, a long head start, and such a modest level of achievement, I couldn’t shake the feeling of the dullness of that family.

I found that to come to the hamlet and not visit the Hall, would be regarded as a slight. To feed the swans, to see the peacocks and the Raphaels—for these commonplace people actually possessed two Raphaels—to risk life and limb among a famous breed of cattle called the Carthew Chillinghams, and to do homage to the sire (still living) of Donibristle, a renowned winner of the oaks: these, it seemed, were the inevitable stations of the pilgrimage. I was not so foolish as to resist, for I might have need before I was done of general good-will; and two pieces of news fell in which changed my resignation to alacrity. It appeared in the first place, that Mr. Norris was from home “travelling “; in the second, that a visitor had been before me and already made the tour of the Carthew curiosities. I thought I knew who this must be; I was anxious to learn what he had done and seen; and fortune so far favoured me that the under-gardener singled out to be my guide had already performed the same function for my predecessor.

I realized that coming to the village and not visiting the Hall would be seen as a snub. Feeding the swans, checking out the peacocks and the Raphaels—yes, these ordinary folks actually had two Raphaels—risking my life and limbs among a famous breed of cattle called the Carthew Chillinghams, and paying my respects to the still-living sire of Donibristle, a well-known winner of the oaks: these seemed to be the unavoidable stops on this journey. I wasn’t foolish enough to resist, since I might need some goodwill later on; and then I got two pieces of news that changed my resignation into eagerness. First, Mr. Norris was away “traveling”; second, a visitor had come before me and already toured the Carthew curiosities. I had a feeling I knew who it was; I wanted to find out what he had done and seen; and luck was on my side because the under-gardener assigned to guide me had already taken on the same role for my predecessor.

“Yes, sir,” he said, “an American gentleman right enough. At least, I don't think he was quite a gentleman, but a very civil person.”

“Yes, sir,” he said, “an American gentleman for sure. At least, I don't think he was fully a gentleman, but he was a very polite person.”

The person, it seems, had been civil enough to be delighted with the Carthew Chillinghams, to perform the whole pilgrimage with rising admiration, and to have almost prostrated himself before the shrine of Donibristle's sire.

The person, it seems, had been polite enough to be impressed with the Carthew Chillinghams, to complete the whole journey with growing admiration, and to have nearly bowed down in front of the shrine of Donibristle's father.

“He told me, sir,” continued the gratified under-gardener, “that he had often read of the 'stately 'omes of England,' but ours was the first he had the chance to see. When he came to the 'ead of the long alley, he fetched his breath. 'This is indeed a lordly domain!' he cries. And it was natural he should be interested in the place, for it seems Mr. Carthew had been kind to him in the States. In fact, he seemed a grateful kind of person, and wonderful taken up with flowers.”

“He told me, sir,” continued the pleased under-gardener, “that he had often read about the 'stately homes of England,' but ours was the first one he had the chance to visit. When he reached the end of the long pathway, he paused to catch his breath. 'This is truly a magnificent estate!' he exclaimed. And it made sense that he would be interested in the place, since Mr. Carthew had been generous to him back in the States. In fact, he seemed like a genuinely grateful person, really enthusiastic about flowers.”

I heard this story with amazement. The phrases quoted told their own tale; they were plainly from the shyster's mint. A few hours back I had seen him a mere bedlamite and fit for a strait-waistcoat; he was penniless in a strange country; it was highly probable he had gone without breakfast; the absence of Norris must have been a crushing blow; the man (by all reason) should have been despairing. And now I heard of him, clothed and in his right mind, deliberate, insinuating, admiring vistas, smelling flowers, and talking like a book. The strength of character implied amazed and daunted me.

I listened to this story in disbelief. The phrases quoted had their own story to tell; they clearly came from a con artist's playbook. Just a few hours earlier, I had seen him as a complete lunatic, needing a straight jacket; he was broke in a foreign country; he probably hadn't even eaten breakfast; Norris's absence must have hit him hard; logically, he should have been in despair. And now I heard about him, dressed and composed, thoughtful, charming, appreciating the scenery, smelling flowers, and speaking eloquently. The strength of character suggested by this amazed and intimidated me.

“This is curious,” I said to the under-gardener. “I have had the pleasure of some acquaintance with Mr. Carthew myself; and I believe none of our western friends ever were in England. Who can this person be? He couldn't—no, that's impossible, he could never have had the impudence. His name was not Bellairs?”

“This is interesting,” I said to the assistant gardener. “I've actually met Mr. Carthew before; and I don’t think any of our friends from the west have ever been to England. Who could this person be? He couldn’t—no, that’s impossible, he could never have had the nerve. His name wasn’t Bellairs?”

“I didn't 'ear the name, sir. Do you know anything against him?” cried my guide.

“I didn't hear the name, sir. Do you know anything bad about him?” my guide exclaimed.

“Well,” said I, “he is certainly not the person Carthew would like to have here in his absence.”

“Well,” I said, “he’s definitely not the person Carthew would want here while he’s away.”

“Good gracious me!” exclaimed the gardener. “He was so pleasant spoken, too; I thought he was some form of a schoolmaster. Perhaps, sir, you wouldn't mind going right up to Mr. Denman? I recommended him to Mr. Denman, when he had done the grounds. Mr. Denman is our butler, sir,” he added.

“Goodness!” exclaimed the gardener. “He was so well-spoken, too; I thought he was some kind of schoolmaster. Maybe, sir, you wouldn’t mind going straight up to Mr. Denman? I recommended him to Mr. Denman when he finished the grounds. Mr. Denman is our butler, sir,” he added.

The proposal was welcome, particularly as affording me a graceful retreat from the neighbourhood of the Carthew Chillinghams; and, giving up our projected circuit, we took a short cut through the shrubbery and across the bowling green to the back quarters of the Hall.

The proposal was appreciated, especially since it offered me a graceful way to distance myself from the Carthew Chillinghams' area; so, instead of our planned route, we took a shortcut through the bushes and across the bowling green to the back of the Hall.

The bowling green was surrounded by a great hedge of yew, and entered by an archway in the quick. As we were issuing from this passage, my conductor arrested me.

The bowling green was enclosed by a tall yew hedge and accessible through a quick archway. As we were leaving this passage, my guide stopped me.

“The Honourable Lady Ann Carthew,” he said, in an august whisper. And looking over his shoulder, I was aware of an old lady with a stick, hobbling somewhat briskly along the garden path. She must have been extremely handsome in her youth; and even the limp with which she walked could not deprive her of an unusual and almost menacing dignity of bearing. Melancholy was impressed besides on every feature, and her eyes, as she looked straight before her, seemed to contemplate misfortune.

“The Honorable Lady Ann Carthew,” he said, in a solemn whisper. As I glanced over my shoulder, I noticed an elderly woman with a cane, moving rather briskly along the garden path. She must have been quite beautiful in her younger days; even the limp she had couldn’t take away her unusual and almost intimidating sense of dignity. A sense of sadness lingered on every feature, and her eyes, as she gazed straight ahead, seemed to reflect on past misfortunes.

“She seems sad,” said I, when she had hobbled past and we had resumed our walk.

“She looks sad,” I said, after she had hobbled past and we had continued our walk.

“She enjoy rather poor spirits, sir,” responded the under-gardener. “Mr. Carthew—the old gentleman, I mean—died less than a year ago; Lord Tillibody, her ladyship's brother, two months after; and then there was the sad business about the young gentleman. Killed in the 'unting-field, sir; and her ladyship's favourite. The present Mr. Norris has never been so equally.”

“She has been feeling quite down, sir,” said the under-gardener. “Mr. Carthew—the old gentleman I’m talking about—passed away less than a year ago; Lord Tillibody, her ladyship's brother, died two months later; and then there was the tragic situation with the young gentleman. He was killed in the hunting field, sir; he was her ladyship's favorite. The current Mr. Norris has never been quite the same.”

“So I have understood,” said I, persistently, and (I think) gracefully pursuing my inquiries and fortifying my position as a family friend. “Dear, dear, how sad! And has this change—poor Carthew's return, and all—has this not mended matters?”

“So I get it,” I said, insistently, and (I think) elegantly continuing my questions and reinforcing my role as a family friend. “Oh, how unfortunate! And hasn’t this change—poor Carthew’s return and everything—helped to fix things?”

“Well, no, sir, not a sign of it,” was the reply. “Worse, we think, than ever.”

“Well, no, sir, there’s not a trace of it,” was the reply. “In fact, we think it’s worse than ever.”

“Dear, dear!” said I again.

"Oh my goodness!" I said again.

“When Mr. Norris arrived, she DID seem glad to see him,” he pursued; “and we were all pleased, I'm sure; for no one knows the young gentleman but what likes him. Ah, sir, it didn't last long! That very night they had a talk, and fell out or something; her ladyship took on most painful; it was like old days, but worse. And the next morning Mr. Norris was off again upon his travels. 'Denman,' he said to Mr. Denman, 'Denman, I'll never come back,' he said, and shook him by the 'and. I wouldn't be saying all this to a stranger, sir,” added my informant, overcome with a sudden fear lest he had gone too far.

“When Mr. Norris showed up, she really did seem happy to see him,” he continued; “and I’m sure we were all pleased because everyone who knows the young man likes him. Ah, sir, it didn’t last long! That very night, they had a talk and had a falling out or something; her ladyship got really upset; it was like old times, but worse. And the next morning Mr. Norris was off again on his travels. 'Denman,' he said to Mr. Denman, 'Denman, I’ll never come back,' and shook his hand. I wouldn’t be sharing all this with a stranger, sir,” my informant added, suddenly worried that he had said too much.

He had indeed told me much, and much that was unsuspected by himself. On that stormy night of his return, Carthew had told his story; the old lady had more upon her mind than mere bereavements; and among the mental pictures on which she looked, as she walked staring down the path, was one of Midway Island and the Flying Scud.

He had definitely told me a lot, and a lot that he hadn’t realized. On that stormy night when he returned, Carthew shared his story; the old lady had more on her mind than just losses; and among the thoughts she was processing as she walked, staring down the path, was an image of Midway Island and the Flying Scud.

Mr. Denman heard my inquiries with discomposure, but informed me the shyster was already gone.

Mr. Denman listened to my questions with discomfort but told me the hustler had already left.

“Gone?” cried I. “Then what can he have come for? One thing I can tell you, it was not to see the house.”

“Gone?” I exclaimed. “Then why did he come? I can tell you one thing, it wasn’t to see the house.”

“I don't see it could have been anything else,” replied the butler.

“I don't see how it could have been anything else,” replied the butler.

“You may depend upon it it was,” said I. “And whatever it was, he has got it. By the way, where is Mr. Carthew at present? I was sorry to find he was from home.”

“You can count on it,” I said. “And whatever it was, he has it. By the way, where is Mr. Carthew right now? I was disappointed to learn he wasn’t home.”

“He is engaged in travelling, sir,” replied the butler, dryly.

“He's off traveling, sir,” replied the butler, flatly.

“Ah, bravo!” cried I. “I laid a trap for you there, Mr. Denman. Now I need not ask you; I am sure you did not tell this prying stranger.”

“Ah, well done!” I exclaimed. “I set a trap for you there, Mr. Denman. Now I don’t need to ask; I'm sure you didn't tell this nosy stranger.”

“To be sure not, sir,” said the butler.

“To be sure not, sir,” said the butler.

I went through the form of “shaking him by the 'and”—like Mr. Norris—not, however, with genuine enthusiasm. For I had failed ingloriously to get the address for myself; and I felt a sure conviction that Bellairs had done better, or he had still been here and still cultivating Mr. Denman.

I pretended to "shake his hand"—like Mr. Norris—but not with any real excitement. I had completely messed up trying to get the address for myself, and I was pretty sure Bellairs had done a better job, or he was still here and still trying to win over Mr. Denman.

I had escaped the grounds and the cattle; I could not escape the house. A lady with silver hair, a slender silver voice, and a stream of insignificant information not to be diverted, led me through the picture gallery, the music-room, the great dining-room, the long drawing-room, the Indian room, the theatre, and every corner (as I thought) of that interminable mansion. There was but one place reserved; the garden-room, whither Lady Ann had now retired. I paused a moment on the outside of the door, and smiled to myself. The situation was indeed strange, and these thin boards divided the secret of the Flying Scud.

I had managed to get away from the grounds and the animals, but I couldn't get away from the house. A lady with silver hair, a delicate silver voice, and a constant stream of trivial information I couldn't interrupt guided me through the art gallery, the music room, the grand dining room, the long drawing room, the Indian room, the theater, and every corner (or so I thought) of that endless mansion. There was only one place off-limits; the garden room, where Lady Ann had now gone. I paused for a moment outside the door and smiled to myself. The situation was definitely odd, and these thin walls separated me from the secret of the Flying Scud.

All the while, as I went to and fro, I was considering the visit and departure of Bellairs. That he had got the address, I was quite certain: that he had not got it by direct questioning, I was convinced; some ingenuity, some lucky accident, had served him. A similar chance, an equal ingenuity, was required; or I was left helpless, the ferret must run down his prey, the great oaks fall, the Raphaels be scattered, the house let to some stockbroker suddenly made rich, and the name which now filled the mouths of five or six parishes dwindle to a memory. Strange that such great matters, so old a mansion, a family so ancient and so dull, should come to depend for perpetuity upon the intelligence, the discretion, and the cunning of a Latin-Quarter student! What Bellairs had done, I must do likewise. Chance or ingenuity, ingenuity or chance—so I continued to ring the changes as I walked down the avenue, casting back occasional glances at the red brick facade and the twinkling windows of the house. How was I to command chance? where was I to find the ingenuity?

All the while, as I moved back and forth, I was thinking about Bellairs’ visit and departure. I was pretty sure he had gotten the address; I was convinced he hadn’t gotten it by simply asking directly. Some cleverness or lucky accident must have helped him. I needed a similar opportunity and equal cleverness; otherwise, I would be left helpless. The ferret must catch its prey, the grand oaks must fall, the Raphaels must be scattered, the house must be rented out to some suddenly wealthy stockbroker, and the name that fills the mouths of five or six parishes would fade into memory. It’s strange that such significant matters, such an old mansion, and a family so ancient and dull could end up relying on the smarts, discretion, and cunning of a student from the Latin Quarter! What Bellairs did, I had to do too. Chance or cleverness, cleverness or chance—I kept going back and forth as I walked down the avenue, occasionally glancing back at the red brick facade and the twinkling windows of the house. How was I supposed to control chance? Where was I supposed to find the cleverness?

These reflections brought me to the door of the inn. And here, pursuant to my policy of keeping well with all men, I immediately smoothed my brow, and accepted (being the only guest in the house) an invitation to dine with the family in the bar-parlour. I sat down accordingly with Mr. Higgs the ex-butler, Mrs. Higgs the ex-lady's-maid, and Miss Agnes Higgs their frowsy-headed little girl, the least promising and (as the event showed) the most useful of the lot. The talk ran endlessly on the great house and the great family; the roast beef, the Yorkshire pudding, the jam-roll, and the cheddar cheese came and went, and still the stream flowed on; near four generations of Carthews were touched upon without eliciting one point of interest; and we had killed Mr. Henry in “the 'unting-field,” with a vast elaboration of painful circumstance, and buried him in the midst of a whole sorrowing county, before I could so much as manage to bring upon the stage my intimate friend, Mr. Norris. At the name, the ex-butler grew diplomatic, and the ex-lady's-maid tender. He was the only person of the whole featureless series who seemed to have accomplished anything worth mention; and his achievements, poor dog, seemed to have been confined to going to the devil and leaving some regrets. He had been the image of the Right Honourable Bailley, one of the lights of that dim house, and a career of distinction had been predicted of him in consequence almost from the cradle. But before he was out of long clothes, the cloven foot began to show; he proved to be no Carthew, developed a taste for low pleasures and bad company, went birdnesting with a stable-boy before he was eleven, and when he was near twenty, and might have been expected to display at least some rudiments of the family gravity, rambled the country over with a knapsack, making sketches and keeping company in wayside inns. He had no pride about him, I was told; he would sit down with any man; and it was somewhat woundingly implied that I was indebted to this peculiarity for my own acquaintance with the hero. Unhappily, Mr. Norris was not only eccentric, he was fast. His debts were still remembered at the University; still more, it appeared, the highly humorous circumstances attending his expulsion. “He was always fond of his jest,” commented Mrs. Higgs.

These thoughts led me to the inn's door. True to my approach of getting along with everyone, I quickly relaxed my expression and accepted an invitation to dinner with the family in the bar parlor since I was the only guest. I sat down with Mr. Higgs the former butler, Mrs. Higgs the former lady's maid, and their little girl, Miss Agnes Higgs, who had messy hair and seemed the least promising, but as it turned out, was the most useful. The conversation went on endlessly about the big house and the prominent family; the roast beef, Yorkshire pudding, jam roll, and cheddar cheese came and went, yet the chatter continued. We talked about nearly four generations of the Carthew family without hitting on anything interesting, and we had even discussed Mr. Henry’s hunting accident, detailing all the painful circumstances, and buried him in a county full of mourners before I could even manage to mention my close friend, Mr. Norris. At the mention of his name, the ex-butler became diplomatic, and the ex-lady’s maid softened. He was the only person in the whole dull lineup who seemed to have done something noteworthy; unfortunately, his achievements were limited to his downward spiral and some regrets. He had resembled the Right Honourable Bailley, a notable figure of that unremarkable household, and it was expected he’d have a distinguished career almost from birth. However, before he was out of toddler clothes, his true nature began to show; he turned out not to be a Carthew, developed a taste for cheap thrills and the wrong crowd, went bird nesting with a stable boy before he was eleven, and by his late teens, when he should have shown at least some seriousness, he roamed the countryside with a backpack, sketching and socializing in roadside inns. I was told he had no pride; he’d sit down with anyone, and it was somewhat hurtfully suggested that this trait was why I got to know him. Unfortunately, Mr. Norris was not just eccentric; he was reckless. His debts were still remembered at the University, and even more so, the amusing circumstances surrounding his expulsion. “He always loved his jokes,” Mrs. Higgs commented.

“That he were!” observed her lord.

“Would that he were!” her husband remarked.

But it was after he went into the diplomatic service that the real trouble began.

But it was after he joined the diplomatic service that the real trouble started.

“It seems, sir, that he went the pace extraordinary,” said the ex-butler, with a solemn gusto.

“It seems, sir, that he was going at an incredible speed,” said the ex-butler, with a serious enthusiasm.

“His debts were somethink awful,” said the lady's-maid. “And as nice a young gentleman all the time as you would wish to see!”

“His debts were something terrible,” said the lady's-maid. “And such a nice young gentleman all the time as you could ever hope to see!”

“When word came to Mr. Carthew's ears, the turn up was 'orrible,” continued Mr. Higgs. “I remember it as if it was yesterday. The bell was rung after her la'ship was gone, which I answered it myself, supposing it were the coffee. There was Mr. Carthew on his feet. ''Iggs,' he says, pointing with his stick, for he had a turn of the gout, 'order the dog-cart instantly for this son of mine which has disgraced hisself.' Mr. Norris say nothink: he sit there with his 'ead down, making belief to be looking at a walnut. You might have bowled me over with a straw,” said Mr. Higgs.

“When news reached Mr. Carthew, the situation was terrible,” continued Mr. Higgs. “I remember it like it was yesterday. The bell rang after her ladyship had left, which I answered myself, thinking it was for the coffee. There was Mr. Carthew standing up. 'Higgs,' he said, pointing with his cane, since he had a bout of gout, 'call for the dog-cart immediately for this son of mine who has disgraced himself.' Mr. Norris said nothing; he just sat there with his head down, pretending to look at a walnut. You could have knocked me over with a feather,” said Mr. Higgs.

“Had he done anything very bad?” I asked.

“Did he do something really bad?” I asked.

“Not he, Mr. Dodsley!” cried the lady—it was so she had conceived my name. “He never did anythink to all really wrong in his poor life. The 'ole affair was a disgrace. It was all rank favouritising.”

“Not him, Mr. Dodsley!” the lady exclaimed—it was how she thought of my name. “He never did anything truly wrong in his whole life. The entire situation was a disgrace. It was all blatant favoritism.”

“Mrs. 'Iggs! Mrs. 'Iggs!” cried the butler warningly.

“Mrs. Higgs! Mrs. Higgs!” shouted the butler urgently.

“Well, what do I care?” retorted the lady, shaking her ringlets. “You know it was yourself, Mr. 'Iggs, and so did every member of the staff.”

“Well, what do I care?” replied the lady, shaking her ringlets. “You know it was you, Mr. 'Iggs, and so did everyone on the staff.”

While I was getting these facts and opinions, I by no means neglected the child. She was not attractive; but fortunately she had reached the corrupt age of seven, when half a crown appears about as large as a saucer and is fully as rare as the dodo. For a shilling down, sixpence in her money-box, and an American gold dollar which I happened to find in my pocket, I bought the creature soul and body. She declared her intention to accompany me to the ends of the earth; and had to be chidden by her sire for drawing comparisons between myself and her uncle William, highly damaging to the latter.

While I was gathering these facts and opinions, I definitely didn’t ignore the child. She wasn’t pretty; but luckily, she had reached the corrupt age of seven, when half a crown seems as big as a saucer and is just as rare as a dodo. For a shilling down, sixpence in her piggy bank, and an American gold dollar I happened to find in my pocket, I bought the kid, body and soul. She announced her desire to travel with me to the ends of the earth; and her dad had to scold her for making comparisons between me and her Uncle William, which were pretty damaging to the latter.

Dinner was scarce done, the cloth was not yet removed, when Miss Agnes must needs climb into my lap with her stamp album, a relic of the generosity of Uncle William. There are few things I despise more than old stamps, unless perhaps it be crests; for cattle (from the Carthew Chillinghams down to the old gate-keeper's milk-cow in the lane) contempt is far from being my first sentiment. But it seemed I was doomed to pass that day in viewing curiosities, and smothering a yawn, I devoted myself once more to tread the well-known round. I fancy Uncle William must have begun the collection himself and tired of it, for the book (to my surprise) was quite respectably filled. There were the varying shades of the English penny, Russians with the coloured heart, old undecipherable Thurn-und-Taxis, obsolete triangular Cape of Good Hopes, Swan Rivers with the Swan, and Guianas with the sailing ship. Upon all these I looked with the eyes of a fish and the spirit of a sheep; I think indeed I was at times asleep; and it was probably in one of these moments that I capsized the album, and there fell from the end of it, upon the floor, a considerable number of what I believe to be called “exchanges.”

Dinner was barely over, and the table still had the cloth on it, when Miss Agnes decided to climb into my lap with her stamp album, a leftover from Uncle William's generosity. There are few things I dislike more than old stamps, except maybe coats of arms; my feelings towards cattle (from the Carthew Chillinghams to the old gatekeeper's milk cow down the lane) are anything but contempt. But it seemed I was stuck that day looking at curiosities, and stifling a yawn, I resigned myself to going through the familiar routine again. I suspect Uncle William must have started the collection himself and then lost interest, because the album (to my surprise) was actually quite nicely filled. There were different shades of the English penny, colorful Russian stamps with hearts, old unreadable Thurn-und-Taxis, outdated triangular Cape of Good Hope stamps, Swan Rivers featuring the Swan, and Guiana stamps with sailing ships. I looked at all these with the enthusiasm of a fish and the energy of a sheep; I think I might have even dozed off at times; and it was probably during one of those moments that I knocked the album over, causing a significant number of what I believe are called "exchanges" to fall out onto the floor.

Here, against all probability, my chance had come to me; for as I gallantly picked them up, I was struck with the disproportionate amount of five-sous French stamps. Some one, I reasoned, must write very regularly from France to the neighbourhood of Stallbridge-le-Carthew. Could it be Norris? On one stamp I made out an initial C; upon a second I got as far as CH; beyond which point, the postmark used was in every instance undecipherable. CH, when you consider that about a quarter of the towns in France begin with “chateau,” was an insufficient clue; and I promptly annexed the plainest of the collection in order to consult the post-office.

Here, against all odds, my opportunity had arrived; as I boldly picked them up, I noticed the surprisingly large number of five-sous French stamps. Someone, I thought, must be writing quite regularly from France to the area around Stallbridge-le-Carthew. Could it be Norris? On one stamp, I managed to make out the initial C; on another, I got as far as CH; beyond that, the postmark was unreadable every time. CH, considering that around a quarter of the towns in France start with “chateau,” wasn't a helpful clue; so, I quickly took the clearest one from the collection to ask at the post office.

The wretched infant took me in the fact. “Naughty man, to 'teal my 'tamp!” she cried; and when I would have brazened it off with a denial, recovered and displayed the stolen article.

The miserable baby caught me in the act. “Naughty man, you stole my stamp!” she yelled; and when I tried to brush it off with a denial, she recovered and showed the stolen item.

My position was now highly false; and I believe it was in mere pity that Mrs. Higgs came to my rescue with a welcome proposition. If the gentleman was really interested in stamps, she said, probably supposing me a monomaniac on the point, he should see Mr. Denman's album. Mr. Denman had been collecting forty years, and his collection was said to be worth a mint of money. “Agnes,” she went on, “if you were a kind little girl, you would run over to the 'All, tell Mr. Denman there's a connaisseer in the 'ouse, and ask him if one of the young gentlemen might bring the album down.”

My situation was really awkward, and I think it was out of pity that Mrs. Higgs came to my rescue with a helpful suggestion. She said that if the gentleman was genuinely interested in stamps, probably thinking I was obsessed with them, he should check out Mr. Denman's album. Mr. Denman had been collecting for forty years, and his collection was said to be worth a fortune. “Agnes,” she continued, “if you were a nice girl, you would run over to the 'All, tell Mr. Denman there's a connoisseur in the house, and ask him if one of the young gentlemen could bring the album down.”

“I should like to see his exchanges too,” I cried, rising to the occasion. “I may have some of mine in my pocket-book and we might trade.”

“I'd like to see his exchanges too,” I said, stepping up. “I might have some of mine in my wallet, and we could trade.”

Half an hour later Mr. Denman arrived himself with a most unconscionable volume under his arm. “Ah, sir,” he cried, “when I 'eard you was a collector, I dropped all. It's a saying of mine, Mr. Dodsley, that collecting stamps makes all collectors kin. It's a bond, sir; it creates a bond.”

Half an hour later, Mr. Denman showed up in person with a huge book under his arm. “Ah, sir,” he exclaimed, “when I heard you were a collector, I dropped everything. I always say, Mr. Dodsley, that collecting stamps makes all collectors family. It’s a connection, sir; it creates a connection.”

Upon the truth of this, I cannot say; but there is no doubt that the attempt to pass yourself off for a collector falsely creates a precarious situation.

I can't confirm the truth of this, but it's clear that pretending to be a collector puts you in a risky position.

“Ah, here's the second issue!” I would say, after consulting the legend at the side. “The pink—no, I mean the mauve—yes, that's the beauty of this lot. Though of course, as you say,” I would hasten to add, “this yellow on the thin paper is more rare.”

“Ah, here's the second issue!” I would say, after checking the legend on the side. “The pink—no, I mean the mauve—yes, that's the standout of this collection. But of course, as you mentioned,” I would quickly add, “this yellow on the thin paper is much rarer.”

Indeed I must certainly have been detected, had I not plied Mr. Denman in self-defence with his favourite liquor—a port so excellent that it could never have ripened in the cellar of the Carthew Arms, but must have been transported, under cloud of night, from the neighbouring vaults of the great house. At each threat of exposure, and in particular whenever I was directly challenged for an opinion, I made haste to fill the butler's glass, and by the time we had got to the exchanges, he was in a condition in which no stamp collector need be seriously feared. God forbid I should hint that he was drunk; he seemed incapable of the necessary liveliness; but the man's eyes were set, and so long as he was suffered to talk without interruption, he seemed careless of my heeding him.

I definitely would have been caught if I hadn't served Mr. Denman his favorite drink—a type of port so outstanding that it couldn't have aged in the cellar of the Carthew Arms; it must have been secretly brought from the nearby cellars of the grand estate. With every threat of being exposed, especially whenever I was directly asked for my opinion, I rushed to fill the butler's glass. By the time we got to the exchange of opinions, he was in a state where no serious stamp collector was to be worried about. I wouldn’t say he was drunk; he just didn’t seem lively enough. But his eyes were glazed, and as long as he could talk without being interrupted, he didn’t seem to care whether I was paying attention to him or not.

In Mr. Denman's exchanges, as in those of little Agnes, the same peculiarity was to be remarked, an undue preponderance of that despicably common stamp, the French twenty-five centimes. And here joining them in stealthy review, I found the C and the CH; then something of an A just following; and then a terminal Y. Here was also the whole name spelt out to me; it seemed familiar, too; and yet for some time I could not bridge the imperfection. Then I came upon another stamp, in which an L was legible before the Y, and in a moment the word leaped up complete. Chailly, that was the name; Chailly-en-Biere, the post town of Barbizon—ah, there was the very place for any man to hide himself—there was the very place for Mr. Norris, who had rambled over England making sketches—the very place for Goddedaal, who had left a palette-knife on board the Flying Scud. Singular, indeed, that while I was drifting over England with the shyster, the man we were in quest of awaited me at my own ultimate destination.

In Mr. Denman's exchanges, just like in little Agnes's, there was a noticeable issue: an excessive amount of that annoyingly common stamp, the French twenty-five centimes. While quietly going through them, I found a C and a CH; then something resembling an A right after; and then a Y at the end. The entire name was spelled out for me; it felt familiar, too; yet for a while, I couldn't figure out what was missing. Then I found another stamp, which had an L visible before the Y, and suddenly the word became clear. Chailly, that was the name; Chailly-en-Bière, the post town of Barbizon—ah, that was the perfect place for anyone to disappear—exactly the right spot for Mr. Norris, who had wandered across England sketching—just the right place for Goddedaal, who had left a palette-knife on board the Flying Scud. It was strange, indeed, that while I was traveling through England with the con artist, the person we were looking for was waiting for me at my own final destination.

Whether Mr. Denman had shown his album to Bellairs, whether, indeed, Bellairs could have caught (as I did) this hint from an obliterated postmark, I shall never know, and it mattered not. We were equal now; my task at Stallbridge-le-Carthew was accomplished; my interest in postage-stamps died shamelessly away; the astonished Denman was bowed out; and ordering the horse to be put in, I plunged into the study of the time-table.

Whether Mr. Denman had shown his album to Bellairs, or if Bellairs could have picked up (like I did) on this clue from a faded postmark, I’ll never know, and it didn’t matter. We were equals now; my job at Stallbridge-le-Carthew was done; my fascination with postage stamps faded away without a second thought; the surprised Denman was seen off; and after asking for the horse to be brought around, I dove into studying the timetable.





CHAPTER XXI. FACE TO FACE.

I fell from the skies on Barbizon about two o'clock of a September afternoon. It is the dead hour of the day; all the workers have gone painting, all the idlers strolling, in the forest or the plain; the winding causewayed street is solitary, and the inn deserted. I was the more pleased to find one of my old companions in the dining-room; his town clothes marked him for a man in the act of departure; and indeed his portmanteau lay beside him on the floor.

I arrived in Barbizon around two o'clock on a September afternoon. It was the quiet time of day; all the artists were out painting, and the idle folks were wandering through the forest or the fields. The winding, cobbled street was empty, and the inn was deserted. I was happy to see one of my old friends in the dining room; his city clothes showed he was getting ready to leave, and sure enough, his suitcase was sitting beside him on the floor.

“Why, Stennis,” I cried, “you're the last man I expected to find here.”

“Why, Stennis,” I exclaimed, “you’re the last person I expected to see here.”

“You won't find me here long,” he replied. “King Pandion he is dead; all his friends are lapped in lead. For men of our antiquity, the poor old shop is played out.”

“You won’t see me here for much longer,” he said. “King Pandion is dead; all his friends are buried. For guys like us from the old days, this old place is done for.”

“I have had playmates, I have had companions,” I quoted in return. We were both moved, I think, to meet again in this scene of our old pleasure parties so unexpectedly, after so long an interval, and both already so much altered.

“I’ve had friends, I’ve had companions,” I replied. We were both touched, I think, to reunite in this place of our past fun times so unexpectedly, after such a long time apart, and both already so changed.

“That is the sentiment,” he replied. “All, all are gone, the old familiar faces. I have been here a week, and the only living creature who seemed to recollect me was the Pharaon. Bar the Sirons, of course, and the perennial Bodmer.”

“That's how I feel,” he replied. “Everyone’s gone, all the familiar faces. I've been here for a week, and the only living thing that seemed to remember me was the Pharaon. Except for the Sirons, of course, and the ever-present Bodmer.”

“Is there no survivor?” I inquired.

“Is there no one left alive?” I asked.

“Of our geological epoch? not one,” he replied. “This is the city of Petra in Edom.”

“Of our geological era? Not a single one,” he replied. “This is the city of Petra in Edom.”

“And what sort of Bedouins encamp among the ruins?” I asked.

“And what kind of Bedouins are camping among the ruins?” I asked.

“Youth, Dodd, youth; blooming, conscious youth,” he returned. “Such a gang, such reptiles! to think we were like that! I wonder Siron didn't sweep us from his premises.”

“Youth, Dodd, youth; vibrant, aware youth,” he replied. “What a bunch, what creeps! It's hard to believe we were like that! I wonder Siron didn’t kick us off his property.”

“Perhaps we weren't so bad,” I suggested.

"Maybe we weren't that bad," I suggested.

“Don't let me depress you,” said he. “We were both Anglo-Saxons, anyway, and the only redeeming feature to-day is another.”

“Don't let me bring you down,” he said. “We were both Anglo-Saxons, anyway, and the only redeeming quality today is another.”

The thought of my quest, a moment driven out by this rencounter, revived in my mind. “Who is he?” I cried. “Tell me about him.”

The thought of my journey, a moment pushed aside by this encounter, came back to me. “Who is he?” I shouted. “Tell me about him.”

“What, the Redeeming Feature?” said he. “Well, he's a very pleasing creature, rather dim, and dull, and genteel, but really pleasing. He is very British, though, the artless Briton! Perhaps you'll find him too much so for the transatlantic nerves. Come to think of it, on the other hand, you ought to get on famously. He is an admirer of your great republic in one of its (excuse me) shoddiest features; he takes in and sedulously reads a lot of American papers. I warned you he was artless.”

“What, the Redeeming Feature?” he said. “Well, he’s a very likable guy, somewhat clueless, kind of boring, and polite, but really quite charming. He’s very British, though, that innocent Brit! You might find him a bit too much for your American nerves. But now that I think about it, you should probably get along great. He admires your great republic, even in one of its (excuse me) crummiest aspects; he regularly reads a lot of American newspapers. I did warn you that he’s a bit naïve.”

“What papers are they?” cried I.

“What papers are they?” I shouted.

“San Francisco papers,” said he. “He gets a bale of them about twice a week, and studies them like the Bible. That's one of his weaknesses; another is to be incalculably rich. He has taken Masson's old studio—you remember?—at the corner of the road; he has furnished it regardless of expense, and lives there surrounded with vins fins and works of art. When the youth of to-day goes up to the Caverne des Brigands to make punch—they do all that we did, like some nauseous form of ape (I never appreciated before what a creature of tradition mankind is)—this Madden follows with a basket of champagne. I told him he was wrong, and the punch tasted better; but he thought the boys liked the style of the thing, and I suppose they do. He is a very good-natured soul, and a very melancholy, and rather a helpless. O, and he has a third weakness which I came near forgetting. He paints. He has never been taught, and he's past thirty, and he paints.”

“San Francisco newspapers,” he said. “He gets a bunch of them about twice a week and studies them like they're holy scripture. That's one of his weaknesses; another is being incredibly rich. He has taken Masson's old studio—you remember?—at the corner of the road; he’s furnished it without worrying about the cost, and lives there surrounded by fine wines and art. When the youth of today head up to the Caverne des Brigands to make punch—they do all the same things we did, like some gross version of apes (I never realized before how much of a creature of tradition humanity is)—this Madden follows along with a basket of champagne. I told him he was mistaken, and that the punch tasted better; but he thought the guys liked the presentation, and I guess they do. He’s a really good-natured guy, and quite melancholy, and rather helpless. Oh, and he has a third weakness that I almost forgot. He paints. He’s never had any formal training, and he’s over thirty, and he paints.”

“How?” I asked.

"How?" I asked.

“Rather well, I think,” was the reply. “That's the annoying part of it. See for yourself. That panel is his.”

“Pretty good, I think,” was the response. “That's the frustrating part. Take a look. That panel is his.”

I stepped toward the window. It was the old familiar room, with the tables set like a Greek P, and the sideboard, and the aphasiac piano, and the panels on the wall. There were Romeo and Juliet, Antwerp from the river, Enfield's ships among the ice, and the huge huntsman winding a huge horn; mingled with them a few new ones, the thin crop of a succeeding generation, not better and not worse. It was to one of these I was directed; a thing coarsely and wittily handled, mostly with the palette-knife, the colour in some parts excellent, the canvas in others loaded with mere clay. But it was the scene, and not the art or want of it, that riveted my notice. The foreground was of sand and scrub and wreckwood; in the middle distance the many-hued and smooth expanse of a lagoon, enclosed by a wall of breakers; beyond, a blue strip of ocean. The sky was cloudless, and I could hear the surf break. For the place was Midway Island; the point of view the very spot at which I had landed with the captain for the first time, and from which I had re-embarked the day before we sailed. I had already been gazing for some seconds, before my attention was arrested by a blur on the sea-line; and stooping to look, I recognised the smoke of a steamer.

I walked over to the window. It was the same old room I knew well, with tables arranged like a Greek P, the sideboard, the out-of-tune piano, and the wall panels. There were scenes of Romeo and Juliet, Antwerp from the river, Enfield’s ships caught in the ice, and the giant huntsman blowing a massive horn; mixed in were a few new ones, the thin creations of the next generation, neither better nor worse. I was drawn to one of these; it was a piece done with a rough yet clever touch, mostly with a palette knife, with great color in some areas, while other parts were just caked with clay. But it was the scene itself, not the artistry or lack thereof, that caught my eye. The foreground was made up of sand, scrub, and driftwood; in the middle distance was the colorful, smooth surface of a lagoon surrounded by breaking waves; beyond that, a strip of blue ocean. The sky was clear, and I could hear the sound of the surf crashing. This place was Midway Island; my viewpoint was the exact spot where I had first landed with the captain and from which I had set off again the day before we sailed. I had been staring for a few seconds when something on the horizon caught my attention; leaning down to look closer, I recognized the smoke of a steamer.

“Yes,” said I, turning toward Stennis, “it has merit. What is it?”

“Yes,” I said, turning to Stennis, “it has potential. What is it?”

“A fancy piece,” he returned. “That's what pleased me. So few of the fellows in our time had the imagination of a garden snail.”

“A fancy piece,” he replied. “That’s what I liked. So few guys these days have the imagination of a garden snail.”

“Madden, you say his name is?” I pursued.

“Madden, you say his name is?” I asked.

“Madden,” he repeated.

"Madden," he echoed.

“Has he travelled much?” I inquired.

“Has he traveled a lot?” I asked.

“I haven't an idea. He is one of the least autobiographical of men. He sits, and smokes, and giggles, and sometimes he makes small jests; but his contributions to the art of pleasing are generally confined to looking like a gentleman and being one. No,” added Stennis, “he'll never suit you, Dodd; you like more head on your liquor. You'll find him as dull as ditch water.”

“I have no clue. He's one of the least self-revealing people I know. He sits around, smokes, giggles, and occasionally makes little jokes; but his contributions to the art of charm are mostly limited to looking like a gentleman and actually being one. No,” Stennis added, “he'll never be right for you, Dodd; you prefer more substance in your drinks. You'll find him as boring as can be.”

“Has he big blonde side-whiskers like tusks?” I asked, mindful of the photograph of Goddedaal.

“Does he have big blonde sideburns like tusks?” I asked, keeping in mind the photograph of Goddedaal.

“Certainly not: why should he?” was the reply.

“Definitely not: why should he?” was the reply.

“Does he write many letters?” I continued.

“Does he write a lot of letters?” I continued.

“God knows,” said Stennis. “What is wrong with you? I never saw you taken this way before.”

“God knows,” said Stennis. “What's wrong with you? I've never seen you like this before.”

“The fact is, I think I know the man,” said I. “I think I'm looking for him. I rather think he is my long-lost brother.”

“The truth is, I believe I know the guy,” I said. “I think I'm searching for him. I really think he might be my long-lost brother.”

“Not twins, anyway,” returned Stennis.

"Definitely not twins," replied Stennis.

And about the same time, a carriage driving up to the inn, he took his departure.

And around the same time, a carriage pulled up to the inn, and he left.

I walked till dinner-time in the plain, keeping to the fields; for I instinctively shunned observation, and was racked by many incongruous and impatient feelings. Here was a man whose voice I had once heard, whose doings had filled so many days of my life with interest and distress, whom I had lain awake to dream of like a lover; and now his hand was on the door; now we were to meet; now I was to learn at last the mystery of the substituted crew. The sun went down over the plain of the Angelus, and as the hour approached, my courage lessened. I let the laggard peasants pass me on the homeward way. The lamps were lit, the soup was served, the company were all at table, and the room sounded already with multitudinous talk before I entered. I took my place and found I was opposite to Madden. Over six feet high and well set up, the hair dark and streaked with silver, the eyes dark and kindly, the mouth very good-natured, the teeth admirable; linen and hands exquisite; English clothes, an English voice, an English bearing: the man stood out conspicuous from the company. Yet he had made himself at home, and seemed to enjoy a certain quiet popularity among the noisy boys of the table d'hote. He had an odd, silver giggle of a laugh, that sounded nervous even when he was really amused, and accorded ill with his big stature and manly, melancholy face. This laugh fell in continually all through dinner like the note of the triangle in a piece of modern French music; and he had at times a kind of pleasantry, rather of manner than of words, with which he started or maintained the merriment. He took his share in these diversions, not so much like a man in high spirits, but like one of an approved good nature, habitually self-forgetful, accustomed to please and to follow others. I have remarked in old soldiers much the same smiling sadness and sociable self-effacement.

I walked in the fields until dinner time, avoiding the main road because I instinctively didn't want to be seen, and I was filled with many conflicting and restless feelings. Here was a man whose voice I had once heard, whose actions had filled so many days of my life with both interest and distress, a man I had stayed awake dreaming about like a lover; and now his hand was on the door; now we were about to meet; now I was finally going to discover the mystery of the replaced crew. The sun set over the plain of the Angelus, and as the moment drew closer, my courage started to wane. I let the slow-moving peasants pass me on their way home. The lamps were lit, the soup was served, everyone was already seated and chatting before I walked in. I took my seat and found that I was opposite Madden. He was over six feet tall and well-built, with dark hair streaked with silver, dark kind eyes, a very friendly mouth, and impressive teeth; his linen and hands were immaculate; he wore English clothes, had an English accent, and carried himself in an English manner: he stood out from the rest of the group. Still, he had made himself comfortable and seemed to enjoy a quiet popularity among the boisterous boys at the table d'hote. He had a unique, nervous-sounding giggle for a laugh, which felt out of place given his large stature and serious, somewhat sad face. This laugh punctuated dinner like the sound of a triangle in a piece of modern French music; at times, he had a playful demeanor more in his manner than in his words, which he used to initiate or keep the merriment going. He participated in these lighthearted activities not so much as someone in high spirits, but more like someone with a proven good nature, used to being self-forgetful, willing to please and follow the lead of others. I’ve noticed a similar mix of smiling sadness and sociable humility in old soldiers.

I feared to look at him, lest my glances should betray my deep excitement, and chance served me so well that the soup was scarce removed before we were naturally introduced. My first sip of Chateau Siron, a vintage from which I had been long estranged, startled me into speech.

I was afraid to look at him, worrying that my eyes would reveal my excitement, and fortune smiled on me when the soup barely left the table before we were introduced. My first sip of Chateau Siron, a vintage I hadn’t touched in a long time, surprised me into speaking.

“O, this'll never do!” I cried, in English.

“O, this won't work at all!” I exclaimed, in English.

“Dreadful stuff, isn't it?” said Madden, in the same language. “Do let me ask you to share my bottle. They call it Chambertin, which it isn't; but it's fairly palatable, and there's nothing in this house that a man can drink at all.”

“Terrible stuff, isn't it?” said Madden, in the same tone. “Please, let me ask you to share my bottle. They call it Chambertin, which it isn’t; but it’s pretty drinkable, and there’s nothing in this house that a man can drink at all.”

I accepted; anything would do that paved the way to better knowledge.

I agreed; anything that led to better understanding was fine by me.

“Your name is Madden, I think,” said I. “My old friend Stennis told me about you when I came.”

“Your name is Madden, right?” I said. “My old friend Stennis mentioned you when I arrived.”

“Yes, I am sorry he went; I feel such a Grandfather William, alone among all these lads,” he replied.

“Yes, I’m sorry he left; I feel like such a Grandfather William, alone among all these guys,” he replied.

“My name is Dodd,” I resumed.

“My name is Dodd,” I continued.

“Yes,” said he, “so Madame Siron told me.”

“Yes,” he said, “that’s what Madame Siron told me.”

“Dodd, of San Francisco,” I continued. “Late of Pinkerton and Dodd.”

“Dodd, from San Francisco,” I continued. “Previously with Pinkerton and Dodd.”

“Montana Block, I think?” said he.

“Montana Block, I think?” he said.

“The same,” said I.

“Same here,” I said.

Neither of us looked at each other; but I could see his hand deliberately making bread pills.

Neither of us looked at each other, but I could see his hand intentionally making little balls of bread.

“That's a nice thing of yours,” I pursued, “that panel. The foreground is a little clayey, perhaps, but the lagoon is excellent.”

“That's a nice piece of yours,” I continued, “that panel. The foreground might be a little too clay-like, but the lagoon is fantastic.”

“You ought to know,” said he.

"You should know," he stated.

“Yes,” returned I, “I'm rather a good judge of—that panel.”

“Yes,” I replied, “I’m pretty good at judging that panel.”

There was a considerable pause.

There was a lengthy pause.

“You know a man by the name of Bellairs, don't you?” he resumed.

“You know a guy named Bellairs, right?” he continued.

“Ah!” cried I, “you have heard from Doctor Urquart?”

“Ah!” I exclaimed, “you’ve heard from Doctor Urquart?”

“This very morning,” he replied.

"This morning," he replied.

“Well, there is no hurry about Bellairs,” said I. “It's rather a long story and rather a silly one. But I think we have a good deal to tell each other, and perhaps we had better wait till we are more alone.”

“Well, there's no rush about Bellairs,” I said. “It's a pretty long and rather silly story. But I think we have a lot to share with each other, and maybe we should wait until we’re more alone.”

“I think so,” said he. “Not that any of these fellows know English, but we'll be more comfortable over at my place. Your health, Dodd.”

“I think so,” he said. “Not that any of these guys know English, but we’ll be more comfortable at my place. Cheers to your health, Dodd.”

And we took wine together across the table.

And we shared a glass of wine together across the table.

Thus had this singular introduction passed unperceived in the midst of more than thirty persons, art students, ladies in dressing-gowns and covered with rice powder, six foot of Siron whisking dishes over our head, and his noisy sons clattering in and out with fresh relays.

Thus had this unique introduction gone unnoticed among more than thirty people, art students, women in robes covered in rice powder, six feet of Siron whisking dishes above us, and his noisy sons bustling in and out with fresh supplies.

“One question more,” said I: “Did you recognise my voice?”

“One more question,” I said: “Did you recognize my voice?”

“Your voice?” he repeated. “How should I? I had never heard it—we have never met.”

“Your voice?” he repeated. “How could I recognize it? I’ve never heard it—we’ve never met.”

“And yet, we have been in conversation before now,” said I, “and I asked you a question which you never answered, and which I have since had many thousand better reasons for putting to myself.”

“And yet, we have talked before,” I said, “and I asked you a question that you never answered, and since then I've had countless better reasons for asking myself that same question.”

He turned suddenly white. “Good God!” he cried, “are you the man in the telephone?”

He suddenly went pale. “Oh my God!” he exclaimed, “are you the guy on the phone?”

I nodded.

I agreed.

“Well, well!” said he. “It would take a good deal of magnanimity to forgive you that. What nights I have passed! That little whisper has whistled in my ear ever since, like the wind in a keyhole. Who could it be? What could it mean? I suppose I have had more real, solid misery out of that ...” He paused, and looked troubled. “Though I had more to bother me, or ought to have,” he added, and slowly emptied his glass.

“Well, well!” he said. “It would take a lot of generosity to forgive you for that. What nights I’ve spent! That little whisper has been buzzing in my ear ever since, like the wind in a keyhole. Who could it be? What could it mean? I guess I’ve had more real, solid misery from that...” He paused and looked troubled. “Although I had more to worry about, or I should have,” he added, slowly finishing his drink.

“It seems we were born to drive each other crazy with conundrums,” said I. “I have often thought my head would split.”

"It feels like we were meant to drive each other nuts with puzzles," I said. "I've often thought my head would explode."

Carthew burst into his foolish laugh. “And yet neither you nor I had the worst of the puzzle,” he cried. “There were others deeper in.”

Carthew broke into his silly laugh. “Yet neither you nor I had the worst of the puzzle,” he exclaimed. “There were others more involved.”

“And who were they?” I asked.

“And who were they?” I asked.

“The underwriters,” said he.

"The underwriters," he said.

“Why, to be sure!” cried I, “I never thought of that. What could they make of it?”

“Of course!” I exclaimed, “I never thought of that. What could they make of it?”

“Nothing,” replied Carthew. “It couldn't be explained. They were a crowd of small dealers at Lloyd's who took it up in syndicate; one of them has a carriage now; and people say he is a deuce of a deep fellow, and has the makings of a great financier. Another furnished a small villa on the profits. But they're all hopelessly muddled; and when they meet each other, they don't know where to look, like the Augurs.”

“Nothing,” Carthew replied. “It can't be explained. They were a bunch of small brokers at Lloyd's who got together as a group; one of them has a carriage now, and people say he's quite clever and has the potential to be a great financier. Another used the profits to furnish a small villa. But they’re all completely confused, and when they run into each other, they don’t know where to look, like the Augurs.”

Dinner was no sooner at an end than he carried me across the road to Masson's old studio. It was strangely changed. On the walls were tapestry, a few good etchings, and some amazing pictures—a Rousseau, a Corot, a really superb old Crome, a Whistler, and a piece which my host claimed (and I believe) to be a Titian. The room was furnished with comfortable English smoking-room chairs, some American rockers, and an elaborate business table; spirits and soda-water (with the mark of Schweppe, no less) stood ready on a butler's tray, and in one corner, behind a half-drawn curtain, I spied a camp-bed and a capacious tub. Such a room in Barbizon astonished the beholder, like the glories of the cave of Monte Cristo.

Dinner had barely finished when he took me across the street to Masson's old studio. It looked completely different. The walls were decorated with tapestries, a few nice etchings, and some incredible paintings—a Rousseau, a Corot, an impressive old Crome, a Whistler, and a piece that my host claimed (and I believe him) was a Titian. The room was filled with cozy English smoking-room chairs, some American rockers, and an elaborate business table; spirits and soda water (with the Schweppes label, no less) were ready on a butler's tray, and in one corner, behind a half-drawn curtain, I spotted a camp bed and a large tub. Such a room in Barbizon surprised anyone who saw it, like the wonders of the cave of Monte Cristo.

“Now,” said he, “we are quiet. Sit down, if you don't mind, and tell me your story all through.”

“Now,” he said, “we're settled. Please sit down and share your whole story with me.”

I did as he asked, beginning with the day when Jim showed me the passage in the Daily Occidental, and winding up with the stamp album and the Chailly postmark. It was a long business; and Carthew made it longer, for he was insatiable of details; and it had struck midnight on the old eight-day clock in the corner, before I had made an end.

I did what he asked, starting from the day Jim showed me the article in the Daily Occidental, and finishing with the stamp album and the Chailly postmark. It took a long time; and Carthew dragged it out even more because he wanted every detail. It was past midnight on the old eight-day clock in the corner by the time I was done.

“And now,” said he, “turn about: I must tell you my side, much as I hate it. Mine is a beastly story. You'll wonder how I can sleep. I've told it once before, Mr. Dodd.”

“And now,” he said, “let's switch gears: I need to share my side, even though I really dislike it. My story is pretty terrible. You'll be surprised I can even sleep at night. I've shared it once before, Mr. Dodd.”

“To Lady Ann?” I asked.

“To Lady Ann?” I asked.

“As you suppose,” he answered; “and to say the truth, I had sworn never to tell it again. Only, you seem somehow entitled to the thing; you have paid dear enough, God knows; and God knows I hope you may like it, now you've got it!”

“As you think,” he replied; “and to be honest, I had promised never to speak of it again. But you seem somehow deserving of it; you’ve paid a high price, that’s for sure; and I truly hope you enjoy it now that you have it!”

With that he began his yarn. A new day had dawned, the cocks crew in the village and the early woodmen were afoot, when he concluded.

With that, he started his story. A new day had begun, the roosters were crowing in the village, and the early woodworkers were on their feet when he finished.





CHAPTER XXII. THE REMITTANCE MAN.

Singleton Carthew, the father of Norris, was heavily built and feebly vitalised, sensitive as a musician, dull as a sheep, and conscientious as a dog. He took his position with seriousness, even with pomp; the long rooms, the silent servants, seemed in his eyes like the observances of some religion of which he was the mortal god. He had the stupid man's intolerance of stupidity in others; the vain man's exquisite alarm lest it should be detected in himself. And on both sides Norris irritated and offended him. He thought his son a fool, and he suspected that his son returned the compliment with interest. The history of their relation was simple; they met seldom, they quarrelled often. To his mother, a fiery, pungent, practical woman, already disappointed in her husband and her elder son, Norris was only a fresh disappointment.

Singleton Carthew, Norris's father, was heavily built and physically weak, sensitive like a musician, dull like a sheep, and as conscientious as a dog. He took his position seriously, almost pompously; the long rooms and silent servants felt to him like the rituals of some religion where he was the mortal god. He had the stupid man's intolerance for others' ignorance and the vain man's sharp anxiety about being discovered as foolish himself. On both counts, Norris annoyed and offended him. He thought his son was foolish, and he suspected that Norris felt the same way about him. Their relationship was straightforward; they rarely met and often argued. To his mother, a fiery, sharp, practical woman already let down by her husband and older son, Norris was just another disappointment.

Yet the lad's faults were no great matter; he was diffident, placable, passive, unambitious, unenterprising; life did not much attract him; he watched it like a curious and dull exhibition, not much amused, and not tempted in the least to take a part. He beheld his father ponderously grinding sand, his mother fierily breaking butterflies, his brother labouring at the pleasures of the Hawbuck with the ardour of a soldier in a doubtful battle; and the vital sceptic looked on wondering. They were careful and troubled about many things; for him there seemed not even one thing needful. He was born disenchanted, the world's promises awoke no echo in his bosom, the world's activities and the world's distinctions seemed to him equally without a base in fact. He liked the open air; he liked comradeship, it mattered not with whom, his comrades were only a remedy for solitude. And he had a taste for painted art. An array of fine pictures looked upon his childhood, and from these roods of jewelled canvas he received an indelible impression. The gallery at Stallbridge betokened generations of picture lovers; Norris was perhaps the first of his race to hold the pencil. The taste was genuine, it grew and strengthened with his growth; and yet he suffered it to be suppressed with scarce a struggle. Time came for him to go to Oxford, and he resisted faintly. He was stupid, he said; it was no good to put him through the mill; he wished to be a painter. The words fell on his father like a thunderbolt, and Norris made haste to give way. “It didn't really matter, don't you know?” said he. “And it seemed an awful shame to vex the old boy.”

Yet the kid's faults weren't a big deal; he was shy, easygoing, passive, unambitious, and not very enterprising; life didn't really attract him. He observed it like a curious but boring show, not particularly entertained, and not at all tempted to join in. He watched his dad laboriously sifting sand, his mom passionately catching butterflies, his brother eagerly engaged in the pleasures of the Hawbuck like a soldier in a tough battle; and the interested skeptic watched in wonder. They were anxious and troubled about many things; for him, there didn't seem to be even one thing that mattered. He was born disillusioned; the world's promises didn’t resonate with him, and the activities and accolades of the world seemed equally unfounded. He enjoyed being outdoors; he liked the company of others, didn’t care who it was, as his friends were just a way to avoid being alone. He also had an appreciation for art. A collection of beautiful paintings surrounded his childhood, and from these stunning pieces, he gained a lasting impression. The gallery at Stallbridge showed generations of art lovers; Norris was perhaps the first in his family to pick up a paintbrush. His taste was sincere, growing and strengthening as he matured; yet he allowed it to be stifled with barely a fight. When the time came for him to go to Oxford, he resisted weakly. He claimed he was not bright, that it was pointless to put him through the grind; he wanted to be a painter. The words hit his father like a shock, and Norris quickly backed down. “It didn’t really matter, you know?” he said. “And it seemed like such a shame to upset the old guy.”

To Oxford he went obediently, hopelessly; and at Oxford became the hero of a certain circle. He was active and adroit; when he was in the humour, he excelled in many sports; and his singular melancholy detachment gave him a place apart. He set a fashion in his clique. Envious undergraduates sought to parody his unaffected lack of zeal and fear; it was a kind of new Byronism more composed and dignified. “Nothing really mattered”; among other things, this formula embraced the dons; and though he always meant to be civil, the effect on the college authorities was one of startling rudeness. His indifference cut like insolence; and in some outbreak of his constitutional levity (the complement of his melancholy) he was “sent down” in the middle of the second year.

He went to Oxford willingly, but without hope; and there he became the hero of a certain group. He was active and skilled; when he felt like it, he excelled in various sports; and his unique, melancholic detachment gave him a distinct position. He set a trend in his circle. Jealous undergraduates tried to mimic his genuine lack of enthusiasm and fear; it was a sort of new Byronism that was calmer and more dignified. “Nothing really mattered”; this idea, among other things, included the professors; and although he always intended to be polite, his approach came off as shockingly rude to the college authorities. His indifference felt like arrogance; and during one of his constant lighthearted moments (which balanced out his melancholy), he was “sent down” in the middle of his second year.

The event was new in the annals of the Carthews, and Singleton was prepared to make the most of it. It had been long his practice to prophesy for his second son a career of ruin and disgrace. There is an advantage in this artless parental habit. Doubtless the father is interested in his son; but doubtless also the prophet grows to be interested in his prophecies. If the one goes wrong, the others come true. Old Carthew drew from this source esoteric consolations; he dwelt at length on his own foresight; he produced variations hitherto unheard from the old theme “I told you so,” coupled his son's name with the gallows and the hulks, and spoke of his small handful of college debts as though he must raise money on a mortgage to discharge them.

The event was a first in the history of the Carthews, and Singleton was ready to take full advantage of it. For a long time, he had predicted a future of failure and shame for his second son. There’s a benefit to this naïve parental habit. No doubt the father cares about his son; but it's also true that the predictor starts to care about his predictions. If one goes off track, the others become true. Old Carthew found deep consolation in this; he often reflected on his own foresight, came up with new twists on the familiar line “I told you so,” connected his son's name to the gallows and prison ships, and talked about his small pile of college debts as if he needed to take out a mortgage to pay them off.

“I don't think that is fair, sir,” said Norris. “I lived at college exactly as you told me. I am sorry I was sent down, and you have a perfect right to blame me for that; but you have no right to pitch into me about these debts.”

“I don’t think that’s fair, sir,” said Norris. “I lived at college exactly how you told me to. I’m sorry I got expelled, and you have every right to blame me for that; but you have no right to go after me about these debts.”

The effect upon a stupid man not unjustly incensed need scarcely be described. For a while Singleton raved.

The impact on a foolish man who was justifiably angry hardly needs to be explained. For a time, Singleton went on a rant.

“I'll tell you what, father,” said Norris at last, “I don't think this is going to do. I think you had better let me take to painting. It's the only thing I take a spark of interest in. I shall never be steady as long as I'm at anything else.”

“I’ll tell you something, Dad,” Norris finally said, “I don’t think this is going to work. I think you should let me pursue painting. It’s the only thing I actually care about. I’ll never be focused as long as I’m doing anything else.”

“When you stand here, sir, to the neck in disgrace,” said the father, “I should have hoped you would have had more good taste than to repeat this levity.”

“When you stand here, sir, neck-deep in disgrace,” said the father, “I would have hoped you had better sense than to make light of this.”

The hint was taken; the levity was never more obtruded on the father's notice, and Norris was inexorably launched upon a backward voyage. He went abroad to study foreign languages, which he learned, at a very expensive rate; and a fresh crop of debts fell soon to be paid, with similar lamentations, which were in this case perfectly justified, and to which Norris paid no regard. He had been unfairly treated over the Oxford affair; and with a spice of malice very surprising in one so placable, and an obstinacy remarkable in one so weak, refused from that day forward to exercise the least captaincy on his expenses. He wasted what he would; he allowed his servants to despoil him at their pleasure; he sowed insolvency; and when the crop was ripe, notified his father with exasperating calm. His own capital was put in his hands, he was planted in the diplomatic service and told he must depend upon himself.

The hint was taken; the lightheartedness never again caught the father's attention, and Norris was undeniably set on a backward journey. He went abroad to study foreign languages, which he learned at a steep price; and soon, a new set of debts needed to be paid, accompanied by similar complaints that were completely justified this time, which Norris ignored. He felt he had been treated unfairly over the Oxford incident; with a surprising streak of malice for someone so easygoing, and a stubbornness notable in someone so weak, he refused from that day on to keep any control over his spending. He wasted money as he pleased; he let his servants take advantage of him; he sowed the seeds of bankruptcy; and when the time came, he calmly informed his father. His own funds were put in his hands, he was established in the diplomatic service, and he was told he had to rely on himself.

He did so till he was twenty-five; by which time he had spent his money, laid in a handsome choice of debts, and acquired (like so many other melancholic and uninterested persons) a habit of gambling. An Austrian colonel—the same who afterwards hanged himself at Monte Carlo—gave him a lesson which lasted two-and-twenty hours, and left him wrecked and helpless. Old Singleton once more repurchased the honour of his name, this time at a fancy figure; and Norris was set afloat again on stern conditions. An allowance of three hundred pounds in the year was to be paid to him quarterly by a lawyer in Sydney, New South Wales. He was not to write. Should he fail on any quarter-day to be in Sydney, he was to be held for dead, and the allowance tacitly withdrawn. Should he return to Europe, an advertisement publicly disowning him was to appear in every paper of repute.

He did this until he turned twenty-five; by then, he had spent his money, racked up a significant amount of debt, and picked up a gambling habit, like many other depressed and uninterested people. An Austrian colonel—the same one who eventually hanged himself in Monte Carlo—gave him a lesson that lasted twenty-two hours, leaving him shattered and powerless. Old Singleton once again bought back the honor of his name, this time for a high price; and Norris was set adrift once more under strict conditions. He would receive an annual allowance of three hundred pounds, paid quarterly by a lawyer in Sydney, New South Wales. He was not allowed to write. If he failed to be in Sydney on any quarter day, he would be considered dead, and the allowance would be automatically canceled. If he returned to Europe, a public advertisement disowning him would be published in every reputable newspaper.

It was one of his most annoying features as a son, that he was always polite, always just, and in whatever whirlwind of domestic anger, always calm. He expected trouble; when trouble came, he was unmoved: he might have said with Singleton, “I told you so”; he was content with thinking, “just as I expected.” On the fall of these last thunderbolts, he bore himself like a person only distantly interested in the event; pocketed the money and the reproaches, obeyed orders punctually; took ship and came to Sydney. Some men are still lads at twenty-five; and so it was with Norris. Eighteen days after he landed, his quarter's allowance was all gone, and with the light-hearted hopefulness of strangers in what is called a new country, he began to besiege offices and apply for all manner of incongruous situations. Everywhere, and last of all from his lodgings, he was bowed out; and found himself reduced, in a very elegant suit of summer tweeds, to herd and camp with the degraded outcasts of the city.

It was one of his most frustrating traits as a son that he was always polite, always fair, and no matter how chaotic the domestic situation got, he remained calm. He anticipated problems; when trouble arose, he stayed unfazed: he could have easily said, “I told you so,” but he was satisfied with just thinking, “Just as I expected.” When the latest crisis hit, he handled it like someone who was only mildly interested; he accepted the money and criticism, followed orders without a hitch, got on a ship, and arrived in Sydney. Some guys are still like kids at twenty-five, and Norris was one of them. Eighteen days after he arrived, his quarterly allowance was already gone, and with the carefree optimism of newcomers in what’s called a new country, he started to flood offices with applications for all sorts of mismatched jobs. Everywhere he went, even from his own lodgings, he was politely turned away, and he found himself, in a very stylish summer tweed suit, having to hang out with the city’s downtrodden outcasts.

In this strait, he had recourse to the lawyer who paid him his allowance.

In this situation, he turned to the lawyer who gave him his allowance.

“Try to remember that my time is valuable, Mr. Carthew,” said the lawyer. “It is quite unnecessary you should enlarge on the peculiar position in which you stand. Remittance men, as we call them here, are not so rare in my experience; and in such cases I act upon a system. I make you a present of a sovereign; here it is. Every day you choose to call, my clerk will advance you a shilling; on Saturday, since my office is closed on Sunday, he will advance you half a crown. My conditions are these: that you do not come to me, but to my clerk; that you do not come here the worse of liquor; and you go away the moment you are paid and have signed a receipt. I wish you a good-morning.”

“Please remember that my time is valuable, Mr. Carthew,” said the lawyer. “There’s no need for you to go on about your unusual situation. From my experience, remittance men, as we call them here, aren't that uncommon; and in these cases, I follow a system. I'm giving you a sovereign as a gift; here it is. Every day you come in, my clerk will give you a shilling; on Saturday, since my office is closed on Sunday, he’ll give you half a crown. My conditions are these: you must go to my clerk, not to me; you cannot arrive here under the influence of alcohol; and you need to leave immediately after you’re paid and have signed a receipt. I wish you a good morning.”

“I have to thank you, I suppose,” said Carthew. “My position is so wretched that I cannot even refuse this starvation allowance.”

“I guess I should thank you,” said Carthew. “My situation is so miserable that I can't even turn down this pathetic allowance.”

“Starvation!” said the lawyer, smiling. “No man will starve here on a shilling a day. I had on my hands another young gentleman, who remained continuously intoxicated for six years on the same allowance.” And he once more busied himself with his papers.

“Starvation!” said the lawyer, smiling. “No one will starve here on a pound a day. I once had another young man who stayed constantly drunk for six years on the same budget.” And he once again focused on his papers.

In the time that followed, the image of the smiling lawyer haunted Carthew's memory. “That three minutes' talk was all the education I ever had worth talking of,” says he. “It was all life in a nut-shell. Confound it! I thought, have I got to the point of envying that ancient fossil?”

In the time that followed, the image of the smiling lawyer stayed in Carthew's mind. “That three-minute conversation was the only education I ever had that’s worth mentioning,” he says. “It was all of life in a nutshell. Damn it! I thought, have I really reached the point of envying that old fossil?”

Every morning for the next two or three weeks, the stroke of ten found Norris, unkempt and haggard, at the lawyer's door. The long day and longer night he spent in the Domain, now on a bench, now on the grass under a Norfolk Island pine, the companion of perhaps the lowest class on earth, the Larrikins of Sydney. Morning after morning, the dawn behind the lighthouse recalled him from slumber; and he would stand and gaze upon the changing east, the fading lenses, the smokeless city, and the many-armed and many-masted harbour growing slowly clear under his eyes. His bed-fellows (so to call them) were less active; they lay sprawled upon the grass and benches, the dingy men, the frowsy women, prolonging their late repose; and Carthew wandered among the sleeping bodies alone, and cursed the incurable stupidity of his behaviour. Day brought a new society of nursery-maids and children, and fresh-dressed and (I am sorry to say) tight-laced maidens, and gay people in rich traps; upon the skirts of which Carthew and “the other blackguards”—his own bitter phrase—skulked, and chewed grass, and looked on. Day passed, the light died, the green and leafy precinct sparkled with lamps or lay in shadow, and the round of the night began again, the loitering women, the lurking men, the sudden outburst of screams, the sound of flying feet. “You mayn't believe it,” says Carthew, “but I got to that pitch that I didn't care a hang. I have been wakened out of my sleep to hear a woman screaming, and I have only turned upon my other side. Yes, it's a queer place, where the dowagers and the kids walk all day, and at night you can hear people bawling for help as if it was the Forest of Bondy, with the lights of a great town all round, and parties spinning through in cabs from Government House and dinner with my lord!”

Every morning for the next two or three weeks, the clock struck ten and found Norris, disheveled and exhausted, at the lawyer's door. He spent long days and even longer nights in the Domain, sometimes on a bench, sometimes on the grass under a Norfolk Island pine, hanging out with perhaps the lowest class of people on earth, the Larrikins of Sydney. Morning after morning, the dawn behind the lighthouse pulled him from sleep; he would stand and watch the changing sky in the east, the fading lights, the smoke-free city, and the harbor with its many arms and masts slowly coming into view. His bed companions (if you could call them that) were less active; they sprawled on the grass and benches, the scruffy men, the disheveled women, extending their late slumber. Carthew wandered through the sleeping figures alone, cursing his own stupid behavior. Daylight brought a new crowd of nannies and children, along with fresh-faced and (unfortunately) tight-laced young women, and cheerful folks in fancy clothes. Carthew and "the other blackguards"—his own bitter words—hung back in the shadows, chewing on grass and watching. Day passed, dusk arrived, the green and leafy space lit up with lamps or rested in shadows, and the cycle of the night began again, with lingering women, lurking men, sudden screams, and the sound of hurried footsteps. "You might not believe it," Carthew says, "but I got to the point where I didn’t care at all. I've been woken from my sleep by a woman screaming, and all I did was turn over. Yeah, it's a strange place, where the old ladies and kids stroll all day, and at night you can hear people yelling for help as if it were the Forest of Bondy, with the lights of a big city all around, and parties zooming by in cabs from Government House and dinner with my lord!"

It was Norris's diversion, having none other, to scrape acquaintance, where, how, and with whom he could. Many a long dull talk he held upon the benches or the grass; many a strange waif he came to know; many strange things he heard, and saw some that were abominable. It was to one of these last that he owed his deliverance from the Domain. For some time the rain had been merciless; one night after another he had been obliged to squander fourpence on a bed and reduce his board to the remaining eightpence: and he sat one morning near the Macquarrie Street entrance, hungry, for he had gone without breakfast, and wet, as he had already been for several days, when the cries of an animal in distress attracted his attention. Some fifty yards away, in the extreme angle of the grass, a party of the chronically unemployed had got hold of a dog, whom they were torturing in a manner not to be described. The heart of Norris, which had grown indifferent to the cries of human anger or distress, woke at the appeal of the dumb creature. He ran amongst the Larrikins, scattered them, rescued the dog, and stood at bay. They were six in number, shambling gallowsbirds; but for once the proverb was right, cruelty was coupled with cowardice, and the wretches cursed him and made off. It chanced that this act of prowess had not passed unwitnessed. On a bench near by there was seated a shopkeeper's assistant out of employ, a diminutive, cheerful, red-headed creature by the name of Hemstead. He was the last man to have interfered himself, for his discretion more than equalled his valour; but he made haste to congratulate Carthew, and to warn him he might not always be so fortunate.

It was Norris's only way to connect with others, meeting people wherever he could. He spent many long, boring conversations on the benches or the grass, got to know many lost souls, and heard some strange stories, some of which were awful. It was because of one of these awful situations that he managed to escape the Domain. For a while, the rain had been relentless; he had to spend fourpence on a bed for several nights and cut down his meals to the remaining eightpence. One morning, he sat by the Macquarrie Street entrance, hungry since he had skipped breakfast and soaked from days of rain, when he heard cries from an animal in distress. About fifty yards away, in a corner of the grass, a group of chronically unemployed people had captured a dog and were torturing it in a horrific way. Norris’s heart, which had become indifferent to human cries of anger or pain, was stirred by the plea of the helpless creature. He rushed into the crowd, scattered them, saved the dog, and stood his ground. The group consisted of six scruffy thugs, but this time the saying held true: cruelty often goes hand in hand with cowardice. They cursed him and ran off. Fortunately, this act of bravery didn't go unnoticed. Nearby, on a bench, sat Hemstead, a small, cheerful, red-headed shopkeeper's assistant who was out of work. He would have been the last person to intervene himself, as his caution outweighed his courage, but he quickly approached Norris to congratulate him and warned him that he might not always be so lucky.

“They're a dyngerous lot of people about this park. My word! it doesn't do to ply with them!” he observed, in that RYCY AUSTRYLIAN English, which (as it has received the imprimatur of Mr. Froude) we should all make haste to imitate.

“They're a dangerous group of people around this park. Wow! It's best not to mess with them!” he remarked, in that typical Australian English, which (as it has been endorsed by Mr. Froude) we should all quickly try to emulate.

“Why, I'm one of that lot myself,” returned Carthew.

“Why, I’m one of those people myself,” Carthew replied.

Hemstead laughed and remarked that he knew a gentleman when he saw one.

Hemstead laughed and said that he recognized a gentleman when he saw one.

“For all that, I am simply one of the unemployed,” said Carthew, seating himself beside his new acquaintance, as he had sat (since this experience began) beside so many dozen others.

“For all that, I’m just another unemployed person,” said Carthew, sitting next to his new acquaintance, just like he had done (since this experience started) beside so many others before.

“I'm out of a plyce myself,” said Hemstead.

“I'm out of a place myself,” said Hemstead.

“You beat me all the way and back,” says Carthew. “My trouble is that I have never been in one.”

“You totally crushed me,” says Carthew. “The problem is, I’ve never been in one.”

“I suppose you've no tryde?” asked Hemstead.

“I guess you haven't tried?” asked Hemstead.

“I know how to spend money,” replied Carthew, “and I really do know something of horses and something of the sea. But the unions head me off; if it weren't for them, I might have had a dozen berths.”

“I know how to spend money,” Carthew replied, “and I really do know a bit about horses and a bit about the sea. But the unions block me; if it weren't for them, I could have had a dozen jobs.”

“My word!” cried the sympathetic listener. “Ever try the mounted police?” he inquired.

“My word!” exclaimed the sympathetic listener. “Have you ever tried the mounted police?” he asked.

“I did, and was bowled out,” was the reply; “couldn't pass the doctors.”

“I did, and I got eliminated,” was the reply; “couldn't clear the doctors.”

“Well, what do you think of the ryleways, then?” asked Hemstead.

“Well, what do you think of the railways now?” asked Hemstead.

“What do YOU think of them, if you come to that?” asked Carthew.

“What do YOU think of them, if it comes to that?” asked Carthew.

“O, I don't think of them; I don't go in for manual labour,” said the little man proudly. “But if a man don't mind that, he's pretty sure of a job there.”

“O, I don't think about them; I don't do manual labor,” said the little man proudly. “But if a guy doesn't mind that, he's pretty much guaranteed a job there.”

“By George, you tell me where to go!” cried Carthew, rising.

“By George, you tell me where to go!” shouted Carthew, standing up.

The heavy rains continued, the country was already overrun with floods; the railway system daily required more hands, daily the superintendent advertised; but “the unemployed” preferred the resources of charity and rapine, and a navvy, even an amateur navvy, commanded money in the market. The same night, after a tedious journey, and a change of trains to pass a landslip, Norris found himself in a muddy cutting behind South Clifton, attacking his first shift of manual labour.

The heavy rain kept coming, and the country was already flooded; the railway system needed more workers every day, and the superintendent was advertising daily. But the “unemployed” chose the options of charity and theft instead, and even an unskilled laborer could make good money in the market. That same night, after a long journey and changing trains to get around a landslide, Norris found himself in a muddy ditch behind South Clifton, starting his first shift of manual labor.

For weeks the rain scarce relented. The whole front of the mountain slipped seaward from above, avalanches of clay, rock, and uprooted forest spewed over the cliffs and fell upon the beach or in the breakers. Houses were carried bodily away and smashed like nuts; others were menaced and deserted, the door locked, the chimney cold, the dwellers fled elsewhere for safety. Night and day the fire blazed in the encampment; night and day hot coffee was served to the overdriven toilers in the shift; night and day the engineer of the section made his rounds with words of encouragement, hearty and rough and well suited to his men. Night and day, too, the telegraph clicked with disastrous news and anxious inquiry. Along the terraced line of rail, rare trains came creeping and signalling; and paused at the threatened corner, like living things conscious of peril. The commandant of the post would hastily review his labours, make (with a dry throat) the signal to advance; and the whole squad line the way and look on in a choking silence, or burst into a brief cheer as the train cleared the point of danger and shot on, perhaps through the thin sunshine between squalls, perhaps with blinking lamps into the gathering, rainy twilight.

For weeks, the rain barely let up. The entire front of the mountain slipped down toward the sea, sending avalanches of mud, rocks, and uprooted trees cascading over the cliffs and onto the beach or into the surf. Houses were swept away completely and smashed to bits; others were threatened and abandoned, doors locked and chimneys cold, as residents fled elsewhere for safety. Day and night, a fire blazed in the camp; day and night, hot coffee was served to the exhausted workers on the shift; day and night, the section engineer made his rounds with encouraging words, hearty and rough, well-suited to his men. Day and night, the telegraph clicked with reports of disasters and anxious inquiries. Along the terraced track, trains appeared infrequently, creeping and signaling; they paused at the dangerous curve, like living creatures aware of the threat. The post commander would quickly review his operations, make (with a dry throat) the signal to proceed; and the whole squad would line up to watch in tense silence or burst into a brief cheer as the train passed the danger point and sped on, perhaps through the thin sunlight between storms, perhaps with blinking lights into the darkening, rainy twilight.

One such scene Carthew will remember till he dies. It blew great guns from the seaward; a huge surf bombarded, five hundred feet below him, the steep mountain's foot; close in was a vessel in distress, firing shots from a fowling-piece, if any help might come. So he saw and heard her the moment before the train appeared and paused, throwing up a Babylonian tower of smoke into the rain, and oppressing men's hearts with the scream of her whistle. The engineer was there himself; he paled as he made the signal: the engine came at a foot's pace; but the whole bulk of mountain shook and seemed to nod seaward, and the watching navvies instinctively clutched at shrubs and trees: vain precautions, vain as the shots from the poor sailors. Once again fear was disappointed; the train passed unscathed; and Norris, drawing a long breath, remembered the labouring ship and glanced below. She was gone.

One scene that Carthew will always remember. It was blasting loud from the sea; a massive wave was crashing, five hundred feet below him, at the steep base of the mountain; close by was a distressed ship, firing shots from a shotgun, hoping for any help. He saw and heard her just before the train showed up and slowed down, sending a massive cloud of smoke into the rain and heavy with the sound of her whistle. The engineer was there himself; he turned pale as he signaled: the engine moved at a crawl; but the whole mountain shook and seemed to sway toward the sea, and the watching workers instinctively grabbed onto shrubs and trees: pointless precautions, just like the shots from the struggling sailors. Once again, their fear was unfounded; the train went by untouched; and Norris, exhaling deeply, remembered the struggling ship and looked down. It was gone.

So the days and the nights passed: Homeric labour in Homeric circumstance. Carthew was sick with sleeplessness and coffee; his hands, softened by the wet, were cut to ribbons; yet he enjoyed a peace of mind and health of body hitherto unknown. Plenty of open air, plenty of physical exertion, a continual instancy of toil; here was what had been hitherto lacking in that misdirected life, and the true cure of vital scepticism. To get the train through: there was the recurrent problem; no time remained to ask if it were necessary. Carthew, the idler, the spendthrift, the drifting dilettant, was soon remarked, praised, and advanced. The engineer swore by him and pointed him out for an example. “I've a new chum, up here,” Norris overheard him saying, “a young swell. He's worth any two in the squad.” The words fell on the ears of the discarded son like music; and from that moment, he not only found an interest, he took a pride, in his plebeian tasks.

So the days and nights went by: hard work in tough conditions. Carthew was exhausted from lack of sleep and too much coffee; his hands, softened by the wet, were torn to shreds; yet he experienced a peace of mind and a level of health he had never known before. He had plenty of fresh air, lots of physical activity, and a constant push to work; this was what had been missing in his previously misled life, and the real solution to his doubts about life. Getting the train through was the challenge that kept coming up; there was no time to wonder if it was necessary. Carthew, the slacker, the spender, the aimless dabbler, was soon noticed, praised, and promoted. The engineer spoke highly of him and pointed him out as an example. “I’ve got a new buddy here,” Norris overheard him say, “a young guy. He’s worth any two in the team.” The words sounded like music to the ears of the rejected son; from that moment on, he not only found interest, he took pride in his ordinary tasks.

The press of work was still at its highest when quarter-day approached. Norris was now raised to a position of some trust; at his discretion, trains were stopped or forwarded at the dangerous cornice near North Clifton; and he found in this responsibility both terror and delight. The thought of the seventy-five pounds that would soon await him at the lawyer's, and of his own obligation to be present every quarter-day in Sydney, filled him for a little with divided councils. Then he made up his mind, walked in a slack moment to the inn at Clifton, ordered a sheet of paper and a bottle of beer, and wrote, explaining that he held a good appointment which he would lose if he came to Sydney, and asking the lawyer to accept this letter as an evidence of his presence in the colony, and retain the money till next quarter-day. The answer came in course of post, and was not merely favourable but cordial. “Although what you propose is contrary to the terms of my instructions,” it ran, “I willingly accept the responsibility of granting your request. I should say I am agreeably disappointed in your behaviour. My experience has not led me to found much expectations on gentlemen in your position.”

The workload was still at its peak as quarter-day approached. Norris had now been given a position of some trust; he had the authority to stop or send trains at the risky bend near North Clifton, and he felt both fear and excitement about this responsibility. The thought of the seventy-five pounds waiting for him at the lawyer's office, along with his obligation to be present every quarter-day in Sydney, left him momentarily conflicted. Then he decided, walked to the inn at Clifton during a quiet moment, ordered a sheet of paper and a bottle of beer, and wrote a note explaining that he had a good job which he would lose if he went to Sydney, asking the lawyer to accept this letter as proof of his presence in the colony and to hold the money until the next quarter-day. The reply came in due course and was not only favorable but warm. "Although what you propose goes against my instructions," it said, "I gladly accept the responsibility of granting your request. I must say, I am pleasantly surprised by your behavior. My experience has not led me to expect much from gentlemen in your position."

The rains abated, and the temporary labour was discharged; not Norris, to whom the engineer clung as to found money; not Norris, who found himself a ganger on the line in the regular staff of navvies. His camp was pitched in a grey wilderness of rock and forest, far from any house; as he sat with his mates about the evening fire, the trains passing on the track were their next and indeed their only neighbours, except the wild things of the wood. Lovely weather, light and monotonous employment, long hours of somnolent camp-fire talk, long sleepless nights, when he reviewed his foolish and fruitless career as he rose and walked in the moonlit forest, an occasional paper of which he would read all, the advertisements with as much relish as the text: such was the tenor of an existence which soon began to weary and harass him. He lacked and regretted the fatigue, the furious hurry, the suspense, the fires, the midnight coffee, the rude and mud-bespattered poetry of the first toilful weeks. In the quietness of his new surroundings, a voice summoned him from this exorbital part of life, and about the middle of October he threw up his situation and bade farewell to the camp of tents and the shoulder of Bald Mountain.

The rain finally stopped, and the temporary workers were let go; not Norris, though, who the engineer relied on like a lucky find; not Norris, who became a foreman on the crew in the regular team of workers. His camp was set up in a gray wilderness of rocks and trees, far from any buildings; as he sat with his friends around the evening fire, the trains passing by on the tracks were their closest and really their only neighbors, besides the wild animals in the woods. The weather was nice, the work was light and repetitive, with long hours of drowsy campfire conversations, and long sleepless nights when he would reflect on his silly and unproductive career while walking in the moonlit forest, occasionally reading a paper, enjoying the ads as much as the articles: that was the vibe of a life that soon started to tire and stress him out. He missed and longed for the exhaustion, the frantic rush, the uncertainty, the fires, the midnight coffee, the rough and muddy poetry of those first grueling weeks. In the stillness of his new surroundings, a voice called him away from this isolated part of his life, and around mid-October, he quit his job and said goodbye to the camp of tents and the slope of Bald Mountain.

Clad in his rough clothes, with a bundle on his shoulder and his accumulated wages in his pocket, he entered Sydney for the second time, and walked with pleasure and some bewilderment in the cheerful streets, like a man landed from a voyage. The sight of the people led him on. He forgot his necessary errands, he forgot to eat. He wandered in moving multitudes like a stick upon a river. Last he came to the Domain and strolled there, and remembered his shame and sufferings, and looked with poignant curiosity at his successors. Hemstead, not much shabbier and no less cheerful than before, he recognised and addressed like an old family friend.

Dressed in his worn clothes, with a bag over his shoulder and his saved-up wages in his pocket, he entered Sydney for the second time, walking with a mix of joy and confusion through the lively streets, like someone just returning from a journey. The sight of the people drew him in. He forgot his important tasks, he even forgot to eat. He drifted among the crowds like a stick floating down a river. Eventually, he made his way to the Domain and took a stroll there, recalling his past shame and struggles, and looking with intense curiosity at those who had come after him. He recognized Hemstead, who was just as cheerful and not much less shabby than before, and greeted him like an old family friend.

“That was a good turn you did me,” said he. “That railway was the making of me. I hope you've had luck yourself.”

“That was a nice thing you did for me,” he said. “That railway really helped me out. I hope you’ve been lucky too.”

“My word, no!” replied the little man. “I just sit here and read the Dead Bird. It's the depression in tryde, you see. There's no positions goin' that a man like me would care to look at.” And he showed Norris his certificates and written characters, one from a grocer in Wooloomooloo, one from an ironmonger, and a third from a billiard saloon. “Yes,” he said, “I tried bein' a billiard marker. It's no account; these lyte hours are no use for a man's health. I won't be no man's slyve,” he added firmly.

“My goodness, no!” replied the little man. “I just sit here and read the Dead Bird. It’s a tough time right now, you see. There are no jobs available that someone like me would want to consider.” And he showed Norris his certificates and references, one from a grocer in Wooloomooloo, one from a hardware store, and a third from a pool hall. “Yeah,” he said, “I tried being a pool marker. It's not worth it; these late hours aren’t good for a person's health. I won’t be anyone’s slave,” he added firmly.

On the principle that he who is too proud to be a slave is usually not too modest to become a pensioner, Carthew gave him half a sovereign, and departed, being suddenly struck with hunger, in the direction of the Paris House. When he came to that quarter of the city, the barristers were trotting in the streets in wig and gown, and he stood to observe them with his bundle on his shoulder, and his mind full of curious recollections of the past.

On the idea that someone who won’t accept being a servant is often not humble enough to become dependent on a pension, Carthew gave him half a sovereign and left, suddenly feeling hungry, heading toward the Paris House. When he reached that part of the city, he saw the barristers walking around in their wigs and gowns, and he paused to watch them, his bundle on his shoulder and his mind filled with nostalgic memories of the past.

“By George!” cried a voice, “it's Mr. Carthew!”

“Wow!” shouted a voice, “it's Mr. Carthew!”

And turning about he found himself face to face with a handsome sunburnt youth, somewhat fatted, arrayed in the finest of fine raiment, and sporting about a sovereign's worth of flowers in his buttonhole. Norris had met him during his first days in Sydney at a farewell supper; had even escorted him on board a schooner full of cockroaches and black-boy sailors, in which he was bound for six months among the islands; and had kept him ever since in entertained remembrance. Tom Hadden (known to the bulk of Sydney folk as Tommy) was heir to a considerable property, which a prophetic father had placed in the hands of rigorous trustees. The income supported Mr. Hadden in splendour for about three months out of twelve; the rest of the year he passed in retreat among the islands. He was now about a week returned from his eclipse, pervading Sydney in hansom cabs and airing the first bloom of six new suits of clothes; and yet the unaffected creature hailed Carthew in his working jeans and with the damning bundle on his shoulder, as he might have claimed acquaintance with a duke.

And when he turned around, he found himself face to face with a charming sunburned young man, a bit plump, dressed in the finest clothes, and wearing about a hundred dollars' worth of flowers in his buttonhole. Norris had met him during his first few days in Sydney at a farewell dinner; he had even escorted him onto a schooner filled with cockroaches and black sailors, which he was taking to the islands for six months; and he had kept him in fond memory since then. Tom Hadden (known to most people in Sydney as Tommy) was the heir to a significant fortune, which a foresighted father had placed in the hands of strict trustees. The income supported Mr. Hadden in luxury for about three months out of the year; the rest of the time, he spent in retreat among the islands. He had just returned about a week ago from his absence, cruising around Sydney in hansom cabs and showing off the first wear of six new suits; yet the unpretentious guy greeted Carthew in his work jeans and with the heavy bundle on his shoulder as if he were meeting a duke.

“Come and have a drink!” was his cheerful cry.

“Come and grab a drink!” was his upbeat shout.

“I'm just going to have lunch at the Paris House,” returned Carthew. “It's a long time since I have had a decent meal.”

“I'm just going to grab lunch at the Paris House,” replied Carthew. “It's been a while since I've had a decent meal.”

“Splendid scheme!” said Hadden. “I've only had breakfast half an hour ago; but we'll have a private room, and I'll manage to pick something. It'll brace me up. I was on an awful tear last night, and I've met no end of fellows this morning.” To meet a fellow, and to stand and share a drink, were with Tom synonymous terms.

“Great plan!” said Hadden. “I just had breakfast half an hour ago, but we can get a private room, and I’ll find something to eat. It’ll help wake me up. I had a wild night last night, and I’ve run into a ton of guys this morning.” To catch up with someone and to stand around sharing a drink were, for Tom, the same thing.

They were soon at table in the corner room up-stairs, and paying due attention to the best fare in Sydney. The odd similarity of their positions drew them together, and they began soon to exchange confidences. Carthew related his privations in the Domain and his toils as a navvy; Hadden gave his experience as an amateur copra merchant in the South Seas, and drew a humorous picture of life in a coral island. Of the two plans of retirement, Carthew gathered that his own had been vastly the more lucrative; but Hadden's trading outfit had consisted largely of bottled stout and brown sherry for his own consumption.

They were soon sitting at a table in the corner of the upstairs room, enjoying the best food in Sydney. The strange similarity of their situations brought them closer, and they quickly started sharing personal stories. Carthew talked about his hardships in the Domain and his work as a laborer; Hadden shared his experiences as a part-time copra merchant in the South Seas and painted a funny picture of life on a coral island. From their two plans for retirement, Carthew realized that his had been much more profitable; however, Hadden's trading supplies mainly consisted of bottled stout and brown sherry for his own use.

“I had champagne too,” said Hadden, “but I kept that in case of sickness, until I didn't seem to be going to be sick, and then I opened a pint every Sunday. Used to sleep all morning, then breakfast with my pint of fizz, and lie in a hammock and read Hallam's Middle Ages. Have you read that? I always take something solid to the islands. There's no doubt I did the thing in rather a fine style; but if it was gone about a little cheaper, or there were two of us to bear the expense, it ought to pay hand over fist. I've got the influence, you see. I'm a chief now, and sit in the speak-house under my own strip of roof. I'd like to see them taboo ME! They daren't try it; I've a strong party, I can tell you. Why, I've had upwards of thirty cowtops sitting in my front verandah eating tins of salmon.”

“I had champagne too,” said Hadden, “but I saved that in case I got sick, until I felt like I wasn’t going to be sick, and then I cracked open a pint every Sunday. I used to sleep all morning, then have breakfast with my pint of fizz, and lie in a hammock reading Hallam's Middle Ages. Have you read that? I always bring something substantial to the islands. There's no doubt I did it in rather a stylish way; but if it had been done a little cheaper, or if there were two of us to share the costs, it should pay off really well. I've got the influence, you see. I'm a chief now, and I sit in the speak-house under my own roof. I'd like to see them try to taboo ME! They wouldn’t dare; I've got a strong following, I can tell you. Why, I've had over thirty cowtops sitting on my front veranda eating tins of salmon.”

“Cowtops?” asked Carthew, “what are they?”

“Cowtops?” Carthew asked. “What are those?”

“That's what Hallam would call feudal retainers,” explained Hadden, not without vainglory. “They're My Followers. They belong to My Family. I tell you, they come expensive, though; you can't fill up all these retainers on tinned salmon for nothing; but whenever I could get it, I would give 'em squid. Squid's good for natives, but I don't care for it, do you?—or shark either. It's like the working classes at home. With copra at the price it is, they ought to be willing to bear their share of the loss; and so I've told them again and again. I think it's a man's duty to open their minds, and I try to, but you can't get political economy into them; it doesn't seem to reach their intelligence.”

“That's what Hallam would call feudal retainers,” Hadden explained, not without a sense of pride. “They're My Followers. They belong to My Family. I tell you, they cost a lot, though; you can't just feed all these retainers on canned salmon for free; but whenever I can, I give them squid. Squid’s good for the locals, but I’m not a fan, are you?—or shark either. It’s like the working class back home. With copra prices being what they are, they should be willing to share the burden of losses; and I’ve told them that over and over. I think it’s a man’s responsibility to educate them, and I try to, but you can’t seem to get political economy through to them; it just doesn’t register.”

There was an expression still sticking in Carthew's memory, and he returned upon it with a smile. “Talking of political economy,” said he, “you said if there were two of us to bear the expense, the profits would increase. How do you make out that?”

There was a phrase still stuck in Carthew's memory, and he thought about it with a smile. “Speaking of political economy,” he said, “you mentioned that if there were two of us to share the costs, the profits would go up. How does that work?”

“I'll show you! I'll figure it out for you!” cried Hadden, and with a pencil on the back of the bill of fare proceeded to perform miracles. He was a man, or let us rather say a lad, of unusual projective power. Give him the faintest hint of any speculation, and the figures flowed from him by the page. A lively imagination and a ready though inaccurate memory supplied his data; he delivered himself with an inimitable heat that made him seem the picture of pugnacity; lavished contradiction; had a form of words, with or without significance, for every form of criticism; and the looker-on alternately smiled at his simplicity and fervour, or was amazed by his unexpected shrewdness. He was a kind of Pinkerton in play. I have called Jim's the romance of business; this was its Arabian tale.

“I'll show you! I'll figure it out for you!” shouted Hadden, and with a pencil on the back of the menu, he started to perform miracles. He was a guy, or more accurately a young man, with an unusual ability to visualize. Just give him the tiniest hint of any idea, and he could churn out numbers by the page. A vivid imagination and a quick but flawed memory provided his facts; he expressed himself with an unmatched enthusiasm that made him appear fierce; he loved to argue; he had a response, meaningful or not, for every critique; and onlookers alternately smiled at his innocence and passion or were taken aback by his surprising cleverness. He was like a playful detective. I’ve referred to Jim's story as the romance of business; this was its exotic tale.

“Have you any idea what this would cost?” he asked, pausing at an item.

“Do you have any idea how much this would cost?” he asked, stopping at an item.

“Not I,” said Carthew.

"Not me," said Carthew.

“Ten pounds ought to be ample,” concluded the projector.

“Ten pounds should be more than enough,” concluded the projector.

“O, nonsense!” cried Carthew. “Fifty at the very least.”

“O, come on!” cried Carthew. “Fifty at the very least.”

“You told me yourself this moment you knew nothing about it!” cried Tommy. “How can I make a calculation, if you blow hot and cold? You don't seem able to be serious!”

“You told me yourself that at this moment you knew nothing about it!” cried Tommy. “How can I figure this out if you keep changing your mind? You don’t seem to be able to take anything seriously!”

But he consented to raise his estimate to twenty; and a little after, the calculation coming out with a deficit, cut it down again to five pounds ten, with the remark, “I told you it was nonsense. This sort of thing has to be done strictly, or where's the use?”

But he agreed to raise his estimate to twenty; and shortly after, when the calculation revealed a shortfall, he lowered it again to five pounds ten, saying, “I told you it was ridiculous. This kind of thing has to be done properly, or what's the point?”

Some of these processes struck Carthew as unsound; and he was at times altogether thrown out by the capricious startings of the prophet's mind. These plunges seemed to be gone into for exercise and by the way, like the curvets of a willing horse. Gradually the thing took shape; the glittering if baseless edifice arose; and the hare still ran on the mountains, but the soup was already served in silver plate. Carthew in a few days could command a hundred and fifty pounds; Hadden was ready with five hundred; why should they not recruit a fellow or two more, charter an old ship, and go cruising on their own account? Carthew was an experienced yachtsman; Hadden professed himself able to “work an approximate sight.” Money was undoubtedly to be made, or why should so many vessels cruise about the islands? they, who worked their own ship, were sure of a still higher profit.

Some of these processes seemed off to Carthew, and he was sometimes completely thrown off by the unpredictable shifts in the prophet's thoughts. These dives into random ideas felt more like a warm-up, like a spirited horse showing off. Gradually, things came together; a shiny but shaky structure rose up, and while the hare still raced across the mountains, the soup was already served on silver plates. Within days, Carthew could gather up to one hundred fifty pounds; Hadden was ready to pitch in five hundred; so why not bring in a couple more guys, rent an old ship, and go sailing on their own? Carthew was a seasoned yachtsman; Hadden claimed he could “plot an approximate sight.” There was definitely money to be made, or why else would so many boats be sailing around the islands? Those who operated their own vessels were guaranteed even greater profits.

“And whatever else comes of it, you see,” cried Hadden, “we get our keep for nothing. Come, buy some togs, that's the first thing you have to do of course; and then we'll take a hansom and go to the Currency Lass.”

“And whatever else happens, you see,” shouted Hadden, “we get our food for free. Come on, buy some clothes, that's the first thing you need to do, of course; and then we'll take a cab and head to the Currency Lass.”

“I'm going to stick to the togs I have,” said Norris.

“I'm going to stick with the clothes I have,” said Norris.

“Are you?” cried Hadden. “Well, I must say I admire you. You're a regular sage. It's what you call Pythagoreanism, isn't it? if I haven't forgotten my philosophy.”

“Are you?” shouted Hadden. “Well, I have to say I admire you. You're a real genius. It's what you call Pythagoreanism, right? If I haven't forgotten my philosophy.”

“Well, I call it economy,” returned Carthew. “If we are going to try this thing on, I shall want every sixpence.”

“Well, I call it being economical,” replied Carthew. “If we’re going to attempt this, I’ll need every penny.”

“You'll see if we're going to try it!” cried Tommy, rising radiant from table. “Only, mark you, Carthew, it must be all in your name. I have capital, you see; but you're all right. You can play vacuus viator, if the thing goes wrong.”

“You'll see if we're going to give it a shot!” Tommy exclaimed, getting up from the table with excitement. “But just so you know, Carthew, it has to be all in your name. I’ve got the money, you see; but you’re all set. You can take on the empty traveler role if things don’t go as planned.”

“I thought we had just proved it was quite safe,” said Carthew.

“I thought we just proved it was completely safe,” said Carthew.

“There's nothing safe in business, my boy,” replied the sage; “not even bookmaking.”

“There's nothing safe in business, my boy,” the wise man replied; “not even betting.”

The public house and tea garden called the Currency Lass represented a moderate fortune gained by its proprietor, Captain Bostock, during a long, active, and occasionally historic career among the islands. Anywhere from Tonga to the Admiralty Isles, he knew the ropes and could lie in the native dialect. He had seen the end of sandal wood, the end of oil, and the beginning of copra; and he was himself a commercial pioneer, the first that ever carried human teeth into the Gilberts. He was tried for his life in Fiji in Sir Arthur Gordon's time; and if ever he prayed at all, the name of Sir Arthur was certainly not forgotten. He was speared in seven places in New Ireland—the same time his mate was killed—the famous “outrage on the brig Jolly Roger”; but the treacherous savages made little by their wickedness, and Bostock, in spite of their teeth, got seventy-five head of volunteer labour on board, of whom not more than a dozen died of injuries. He had a hand, besides, in the amiable pleasantry which cost the life of Patteson; and when the sham bishop landed, prayed, and gave his benediction to the natives, Bostock, arrayed in a female chemise out of the traderoom, had stood at his right hand and boomed amens. This, when he was sure he was among good fellows, was his favourite yarn. “Two hundred head of labour for a hatful of amens,” he used to name the tale; and its sequel, the death of the real bishop, struck him as a circumstance of extraordinary humour.

The pub and tea garden called the Currency Lass was a moderate success for its owner, Captain Bostock, who earned his fortune during a long, active, and sometimes historic career in the islands. From Tonga to the Admiralty Islands, he knew the ins and outs and could speak the local languages. He witnessed the end of sandalwood, the end of oil, and the start of copra, and he was a commercial pioneer, the first to bring human teeth into the Gilberts. He was put on trial for his life in Fiji during Sir Arthur Gordon's time; if he ever prayed, he definitely remembered Sir Arthur. He was speared in seven places in New Ireland—at the same time his mate was killed—in the infamous "outrage on the brig Jolly Roger"; but the treacherous natives didn’t profit much from their wickedness, and despite their attacks, Bostock managed to get seventy-five workers on board, of whom only a dozen died from their injuries. He also played a part in the unfortunate event that led to Patteson's death; when the fake bishop arrived, prayed, and blessed the natives, Bostock, dressed in a women's chemise from the traderoom, stood at his side and shouted amens. This, when he was sure he was among friends, was his favorite story. “Two hundred workers for a handful of amens,” he used to call it; and the follow-up, the real bishop's death, struck him as an incredibly funny twist.

Many of these details were communicated in the hansom, to the surprise of Carthew.

Many of these details were shared in the cab, much to Carthew's surprise.

“Why do we want to visit this old ruffian?” he asked.

“Why do we want to visit this old troublemaker?” he asked.

“You wait till you hear him,” replied Tommy. “That man knows everything.”

“You’ll see when you hear him,” replied Tommy. “That guy knows everything.”

On descending from the hansom at the Currency Lass, Hadden was struck with the appearance of the cabman, a gross, salt-looking man, red-faced, blue-eyed, short-handed and short-winded, perhaps nearing forty.

On getting out of the cab at the Currency Lass, Hadden was taken aback by the look of the cab driver, a large, weathered man with a red face, blue eyes, and a short stature, who seemed like he was in his late thirties.

“Surely I know you?” said he. “Have you driven me before?”

“Surely I know you?” he said. “Have you driven me before?”

“Many's the time, Mr. Hadden,” returned the driver. “The last time you was back from the islands, it was me that drove you to the races, sir.”

“Many times, Mr. Hadden,” replied the driver. “The last time you were back from the islands, I was the one who drove you to the races, sir.”

“All right: jump down and have a drink then,” said Tom, and he turned and led the way into the garden.

“All right, jump down and grab a drink,” said Tom, and he turned and walked into the garden.

Captain Bostock met the party: he was a slow, sour old man, with fishy eyes; greeted Tommy offhand, and (as was afterwards remembered) exchanged winks with the driver.

Captain Bostock met the group: he was a slow, grumpy old man, with watery eyes; he greeted Tommy casually, and (as was later recalled) exchanged winks with the driver.

“A bottle of beer for the cabman there at that table,” said Tom. “Whatever you please from shandygaff to champagne at this one here; and you sit down with us. Let me make you acquainted with my friend, Mr. Carthew. I've come on business, Billy; I want to consult you as a friend; I'm going into the island trade upon my own account.”

“A bottle of beer for the cab driver at that table,” said Tom. “Get whatever you want, from shandygaff to champagne, for yourself; and come sit with us. Let me introduce you to my friend, Mr. Carthew. I've come to you for advice, Billy; I want to talk to you as a friend; I’m starting my own business in the island trade.”

Doubtless the captain was a mine of counsel, but opportunity was denied him. He could not venture on a statement, he was scarce allowed to finish a phrase, before Hadden swept him from the field with a volley of protest and correction. That projector, his face blazing with inspiration, first laid before him at inordinate length a question, and as soon as he attempted to reply, leaped at his throat, called his facts in question, derided his policy, and at times thundered on him from the heights of moral indignation.

No doubt the captain had a lot of advice to offer, but he never got the chance. He could barely make a point or complete a sentence before Hadden interrupted him with a flurry of objections and corrections. That guy, his face lit up with inspiration, would first pose a question at great length, and as soon as the captain tried to respond, he pounced, challenging his facts, mocking his approach, and sometimes coming down on him with a wave of moral outrage.

“I beg your pardon,” he said once. “I am a gentleman, Mr. Carthew here is a gentleman, and we don't mean to do that class of business. Can't you see who you are talking to? Can't you talk sense? Can't you give us 'a dead bird' for a good traderoom?”

“I’m sorry,” he said once. “I’m a gentleman, Mr. Carthew here is a gentleman, and we don’t do that kind of business. Can’t you see who you’re talking to? Can’t you make sense? Can’t you give us 'a dead bird' for a good trading room?”

“No, I don't suppose I can,” returned old Bostock; “not when I can't hear my own voice for two seconds together. It was gin and guns I did it with.”

“No, I guess I can’t,” replied old Bostock, “not when I can’t hear my own voice for two seconds straight. It was gin and guns that got me into this.”

“Take your gin and guns to Putney!” cried Hadden. “It was the thing in your times, that's right enough; but you're old now, and the game's up. I'll tell you what's wanted now-a-days, Bill Bostock,” said he; and did, and took ten minutes to it.

“Take your gin and guns to Putney!” shouted Hadden. “That was the thing back in your day, no doubt about it; but you’re old now, and the fun is over. I’ll tell you what’s needed these days, Bill Bostock,” he said; and he did, taking ten minutes to explain.

Carthew could not refrain from smiling. He began to think less seriously of the scheme, Hadden appearing too irresponsible a guide; but on the other hand, he enjoyed himself amazingly. It was far from being the same with Captain Bostock.

Carthew couldn't help but smile. He started to take the plan less seriously, as Hadden seemed like too careless a guide; but on the other hand, he was having an amazing time. It was a completely different story for Captain Bostock.

“You know a sight, don't you?” remarked that gentleman, bitterly, when Tommy paused.

“You know a sight, don't you?” that guy said bitterly when Tommy paused.

“I know a sight more than you, if that's what you mean,” retorted Tom. “It stands to reason I do. You're not a man of any education; you've been all your life at sea or in the islands; you don't suppose you can give points to a man like me?”

“I know a lot more than you, if that’s what you’re getting at,” Tom shot back. “It makes sense that I do. You’re not someone who's had an education; you’ve spent your whole life at sea or on the islands; you really think you can outsmart a guy like me?”

“Here's your health, Tommy,” returned Bostock. “You'll make an A-one bake in the New Hebrides.”

“Here’s to your health, Tommy,” Bostock replied. “You’re going to be a top-notch baker in the New Hebrides.”

“That's what I call talking,” cried Tom, not perhaps grasping the spirit of this doubtful compliment. “Now you give me your attention. We have the money and the enterprise, and I have the experience: what we want is a cheap, smart boat, a good captain, and an introduction to some house that will give us credit for the trade.”

“That's what I call talking,” exclaimed Tom, not fully understanding the spirit of this ambiguous compliment. “Now pay attention. We have the funds and the initiative, and I have the experience: what we need is an affordable, efficient boat, a skilled captain, and an introduction to a company that will extend us credit for the trade.”

“Well, I'll tell you,” said Captain Bostock. “I have seen men like you baked and eaten, and complained of afterwards. Some was tough, and some hadn't no flaviour,” he added grimly.

“Well, I'll tell you,” said Captain Bostock. “I’ve seen guys like you cooked and eaten, and there was complaining afterward. Some were tough, and some didn’t have any flavor,” he added grimly.

“What do you mean by that?” cried Tom.

“What do you mean by that?” Tom shouted.

“I mean I don't care,” cried Bostock. “It ain't any of my interests. I haven't underwrote your life. Only I'm blest if I'm not sorry for the cannibal as tries to eat your head. And what I recommend is a cheap, smart coffin and a good undertaker. See if you can find a house to give you credit for a coffin! Look at your friend there; HE'S got some sense; he's laughing at you so as he can't stand.”

“I mean I don't care,” shouted Bostock. “This isn't any of my business. I haven't insured your life. But honestly, I'm sorry for the cannibal who tries to eat your head. And what I suggest is a cheap, stylish coffin and a good undertaker. See if you can find a place that will give you credit for a coffin! Look at your friend over there; HE'S got some sense; he's laughing at you so hard he can't help it.”

The exact degree of ill-feeling in Mr. Bostock's mind was difficult to gauge; perhaps there was not much, perhaps he regarded his remarks as a form of courtly badinage. But there is little doubt that Hadden resented them. He had even risen from his place, and the conference was on the point of breaking up, when a new voice joined suddenly in the conversation.

The exact level of annoyance in Mr. Bostock's mind was hard to determine; maybe there wasn’t much, or maybe he thought his comments were just playful banter. However, it was clear that Hadden didn’t appreciate them. He had even gotten up from his seat, and the meeting was about to wrap up when a new voice suddenly entered the discussion.

The cabman sat with his back turned upon the party, smoking a meerschaum pipe. Not a word of Tommy's eloquence had missed him, and he now faced suddenly about with these amazing words:—

The cab driver sat with his back to the group, smoking a meerschaum pipe. He had heard every word of Tommy's speech, and he suddenly turned around with these surprising words:—

“Excuse me, gentlemen; if you'll buy me the ship I want, I'll get you the trade on credit.”

“Excuse me, guys; if you buy me the ship I want, I'll get you the trade on credit.”

There was a pause.

There was a moment of silence.

“Well, what do YOU, mean?” gasped Tommy.

“Well, what do YOU mean?” gasped Tommy.

“Better tell 'em who I am, Billy,” said the cabman.

“Better tell them who I am, Billy,” said the cab driver.

“Think it safe, Joe?” inquired Mr. Bostock.

“Do you think it’s safe, Joe?” asked Mr. Bostock.

“I'll take my risk of it,” returned the cabman.

“I'll take my chances,” replied the cab driver.

“Gentlemen,” said Bostock, rising solemnly, “let me make you acquainted with Captain Wicks of the Grace Darling.”

“Gentlemen,” Bostock said seriously as he stood up, “let me introduce you to Captain Wicks of the Grace Darling.”

“Yes, gentlemen, that is what I am,” said the cabman. “You know I've been in trouble; and I don't deny but what I struck the blow, and where was I to get evidence of my provocation? So I turned to and took a cab, and I've driven one for three year now and nobody the wiser.”

“Yes, gentlemen, that’s who I am,” said the cab driver. “You know I've had my struggles, and I won’t deny that I threw the punch, but where was I supposed to find proof of what pushed me to it? So, I got in a cab, and I’ve been driving one for three years now, and no one’s the wiser.”

“I beg your pardon,” said Carthew, joining almost for the first time; “I'm a new chum. What was the charge?”

“I’m sorry,” said Carthew, joining in almost for the first time; “I’m new here. What was the charge?”

“Murder,” said Captain Wicks, “and I don't deny but what I struck the blow. And there's no sense in my trying to deny I was afraid to go to trial, or why would I be here? But it's a fact it was flat mutiny. Ask Billy here. He knows how it was.”

“Murder,” said Captain Wicks, “and I won’t deny that I dealt the blow. There’s no point in pretending I wasn’t scared to go to trial, or why else would I be here? But the truth is it was outright mutiny. Ask Billy here. He knows what happened.”

Carthew breathed long; he had a strange, half-pleasurable sense of wading deeper in the tide of life. “Well,” said he, “you were going on to say?”

Carthew took a deep breath; he felt a weird, partly enjoyable sense of diving further into the flow of life. “Well,” he said, “you were about to say?”

“I was going on to say this,” said the captain sturdily. “I've overheard what Mr. Hadden has been saying, and I think he talks good sense. I like some of his ideas first chop. He's sound on traderooms; he's all there on the traderoom, and I see that he and I would pull together. Then you're both gentlemen, and I like that,” observed Captain Wicks. “And then I'll tell you I'm tired of this cabbing cruise, and I want to get to work again. Now, here's my offer. I've a little money I can stake up,—all of a hundred anyway. Then my old firm will give me trade, and jump at the chance; they never lost by me; they know what I'm worth as supercargo. And, last of all, you want a good captain to sail your ship for you. Well, here I am. I've sailed schooners for ten years. Ask Billy if I can handle a schooner.”

“I wanted to say this,” said the captain firmly. “I’ve heard what Mr. Hadden has been saying, and I think he makes a lot of sense. I really like some of his ideas. He knows his stuff about traderooms and I can tell we’d work well together. Plus, you’re both gentlemen, and I appreciate that,” Captain Wicks noted. “And I’ll be honest, I’m tired of this cabbing job and I want to get back to work. So, here’s my offer. I have a little money I can invest—at least a hundred bucks. My old firm will give me work and jump at the chance; they’ve never lost money with me; they know what I can do as a supercargo. And lastly, you need a good captain to sail your ship. Well, here I am. I’ve been sailing schooners for ten years. Ask Billy if I know how to handle a schooner.”

“No man better,” said Billy.

"Nobody's better," said Billy.

“And as for my character as a shipmate,” concluded Wicks, “go and ask my old firm.”

“And as for my character as a shipmate,” Wicks wrapped up, “just go ask my old company.”

“But look here!” cried Hadden, “how do you mean to manage? You can whisk round in a hansom, and no questions asked. But if you try to come on a quarter-deck, my boy, you'll get nabbed.”

“But look here!” shouted Hadden, “how do you plan to handle this? You can zip around in a cab, and no one will question you. But if you try to come onto the quarter-deck, my friend, you'll get caught.”

“I'll have to keep back till the last,” replied Wicks, “and take another name.”

“I'll have to hold off until the end,” Wicks replied, “and use a different name.”

“But how about clearing? what other name?” asked Tommy, a little bewildered.

“But what about clearing? What else can we call it?” asked Tommy, feeling a bit confused.

“I don't know yet,” returned the captain, with a grin. “I'll see what the name is on my new certificate, and that'll be good enough for me. If I can't get one to buy, though I never heard of such a thing, there's old Kirkup, he's turned some sort of farmer down Bondi way; he'll hire me his.”

“I don't know yet,” replied the captain with a grin. “I'll check the name on my new certificate, and that will work for me. If I can't buy one, though I've never heard of anyone selling them, there's old Kirkup; he's become some kind of farmer down Bondi way. He'll lend me his.”

“You seemed to speak as if you had a ship in view,” said Carthew.

“You sounded like you had a ship in sight,” Carthew said.

“So I have, too,” said Captain Wicks, “and a beauty. Schooner yacht Dream; got lines you never saw the beat of; and a witch to go. She passed me once off Thursday Island, doing two knots to my one and laying a point and a half better; and the Grace Darling was a ship that I was proud of. I took and tore my hair. The Dream's been MY dream ever since. That was in her old days, when she carried a blue ens'n. Grant Sanderson was the party as owned her; he was rich and mad, and got a fever at last somewhere about the Fly River, and took and died. The captain brought the body back to Sydney, and paid off. Well, it turned out Grant Sanderson had left any quantity of wills and any quantity of widows, and no fellow could make out which was the genuine article. All the widows brought lawsuits against all the rest, and every will had a firm of lawyers on the quarterdeck as long as your arm. They tell me it was one of the biggest turns-to that ever was seen, bar Tichborne; the Lord Chamberlain himself was floored, and so was the Lord Chancellor; and all that time the Dream lay rotting up by Glebe Point. Well, it's done now; they've picked out a widow and a will; tossed up for it, as like as not; and the Dream's for sale. She'll go cheap; she's had a long turn-to at rotting.”

“So I have, too,” said Captain Wicks, “and what a beauty. The schooner yacht Dream has lines you’ve never seen the equal of, and she’s a real performer. She passed me once off Thursday Island, moving two knots to my one and sailing a point and a half better; and I was really proud of the Grace Darling. I was pulling my hair out. The Dream's been MY dream ever since. That was in her prime, when she flew a blue ensign. Grant Sanderson owned her; he was rich and a bit crazy, and he caught a fever somewhere around the Fly River and ended up dying. The captain brought his body back to Sydney and settled up. Well, it turned out Grant Sanderson left a bunch of wills and a bunch of widows, and no one could figure out which was the real deal. All the widows sued each other, and every will had a law firm on the quarterdeck as long as your arm. They say it was one of the biggest messes ever seen, except for Tichborne; the Lord Chamberlain himself was caught off guard, as was the Lord Chancellor; and all that time the Dream was rotting up by Glebe Point. Well, that’s all resolved now; they picked a widow and a will; probably flipped a coin for it; and the Dream’s up for sale. She'll go cheap; she's been rotting for a long time.”

“What size is she?”

“What size is she now?”

“Well, big enough. We don't want her bigger. A hundred and ninety, going two hundred,” replied the captain. “She's fully big for us three; it would be all the better if we had another hand, though it's a pity too, when you can pick up natives for half nothing. Then we must have a cook. I can fix raw sailor-men, but there's no going to sea with a new-chum cook. I can lay hands on the man we want for that: a Highway boy, an old shipmate of mine, of the name of Amalu. Cooks first rate, and it's always better to have a native; he aint fly, you can turn him to as you please, and he don't know enough to stand out for his rights.”

“Well, big enough. We don’t want her to be bigger. A hundred and ninety, going two hundred,” replied the captain. “She’s plenty big for the three of us; it’d be even better if we had another hand, though it’s a shame too, since you can get locals for almost nothing. Then we need a cook. I can handle raw sailors, but you can’t go to sea with a newbie cook. I can get the guy we need for that: a local kid, an old shipmate of mine named Amalu. Cooks like a pro, and it’s always better to have a local; he’s not tricky, you can direct him as you want, and he doesn't know enough to demand his rights.”

From the moment that Captain Wicks joined in the conversation, Carthew recovered interest and confidence; the man (whatever he might have done) was plainly good-natured, and plainly capable; if he thought well of the enterprise, offered to contribute money, brought experience, and could thus solve at a word the problem of the trade, Carthew was content to go ahead. As for Hadden, his cup was full; he and Bostock forgave each other in champagne; toast followed toast; it was proposed and carried amid acclamation to change the name of the schooner (when she should be bought) to the Currency Lass; and the Currency Lass Island Trading Company was practically founded before dusk.

From the moment Captain Wicks joined the conversation, Carthew regained interest and confidence; the guy (no matter what he might have done) was clearly good-natured and clearly capable. If he believed in the venture, offered to invest money, brought experience, and could therefore quickly solve the issue of the trade, Carthew was ready to move forward. As for Hadden, he was in high spirits; he and Bostock toasted to each other with champagne; one toast followed another; it was proposed and unanimously agreed to rename the schooner (once it was purchased) to the Currency Lass; and the Currency Lass Island Trading Company was practically established before sunset.

Three days later, Carthew stood before the lawyer, still in his jean suit, received his hundred and fifty pounds, and proceeded rather timidly to ask for more indulgence.

Three days later, Carthew stood in front of the lawyer, still wearing his denim suit, got his one hundred fifty pounds, and then rather shyly asked for a bit more leniency.

“I have a chance to get on in the world,” he said. “By to-morrow evening I expect to be part owner of a ship.”

“I have an opportunity to make something of myself,” he said. “By tomorrow evening, I expect to be a co-owner of a ship.”

“Dangerous property, Mr. Carthew,” said the lawyer.

“Risky property, Mr. Carthew,” said the lawyer.

“Not if the partners work her themselves and stand to go down along with her,” was the reply.

“Not if the partners handle it themselves and risk going down with her,” was the reply.

“I conceive it possible you might make something of it in that way,” returned the other. “But are you a seaman? I thought you had been in the diplomatic service.”

“I think there's a chance you could do something with it that way,” replied the other. “But are you a sailor? I thought you worked in diplomacy.”

“I am an old yachtsman,” said Norris. “And I must do the best I can. A fellow can't live in New South Wales upon diplomacy. But the point I wish to prepare you for is this. It will be impossible I should present myself here next quarter-day; we expect to make a six months' cruise of it among the islands.”

“I’m an experienced yachtsman,” Norris said. “And I have to do the best I can. You can’t just survive in New South Wales by playing nice. But what I want you to know is this: it won't be possible for me to show up here next quarter-day; we plan to take a six-month cruise among the islands.”

“Sorry, Mr. Carthew: I can't hear of that,” replied the lawyer.

“Sorry, Mr. Carthew: I can't agree to that,” replied the lawyer.

“I mean upon the same conditions as the last,” said Carthew.

“I mean under the same conditions as before,” said Carthew.

“The conditions are exactly opposite,” said the lawyer. “Last time I had reason to know you were in the colony; and even then I stretched a point. This time, by your own confession, you are contemplating a breach of the agreement; and I give you warning if you carry it out and I receive proof of it (for I will agree to regard this conversation as confidential) I shall have no choice but to do my duty. Be here on quarter-day, or your allowance ceases.”

“The conditions are completely different,” said the lawyer. “The last time I had reason to believe you were in the colony; and even then, I made some exceptions. This time, by your own admission, you are considering breaking the agreement; and I warn you, if you go through with it and I get proof (I’ll keep this conversation confidential), I won’t have any choice but to fulfill my duty. Be here on quarter-day, or your allowance stops.”

“This is very hard and, I think, rather silly,” returned Carthew.

“This is really tough and, honestly, pretty silly,” replied Carthew.

“It is not of my doing. I have my instructions,” said the lawyer.

“It’s not my fault. I have my orders,” said the lawyer.

“And you so read these instructions, that I am to be prohibited from making an honest livelihood?” asked Carthew.

“And you read these instructions in such a way that I'm not allowed to earn an honest living?” asked Carthew.

“Let us be frank,” said the lawyer. “I find nothing in these instructions about an honest livelihood. I have no reason to suppose my clients care anything about that. I have reason to suppose only one thing,—that they mean you shall stay in this colony, and to guess another, Mr. Carthew. And to guess another.”

“Let’s be honest,” said the lawyer. “I see nothing in these instructions about making a decent living. I have no reason to think my clients care about that at all. I can only assume one thing—that they intend for you to stay in this colony, and I can guess another thing, Mr. Carthew. And guess another.”

“What do you mean by that?” asked Norris.

“What do you mean by that?” Norris asked.

“I mean that I imagine, on very strong grounds, that your family desire to see no more of you,” said the lawyer. “O, they may be very wrong; but that is the impression conveyed, that is what I suppose I am paid to bring about, and I have no choice but to try and earn my hire.”

“I believe, based on solid reasons, that your family wants nothing to do with you anymore,” said the lawyer. “Oh, they might be completely mistaken; but that’s the impression I’m getting, and that’s what I’m supposed to communicate, so I have to do my job.”

“I would scorn to deceive you,” said Norris, with a strong flush, “you have guessed rightly. My family refuse to see me; but I am not going to England, I am going to the islands. How does that affect the islands?”

“I would never lie to you,” said Norris, blushing deeply. “You’ve guessed correctly. My family won’t see me; but I’m not going to England, I’m going to the islands. What does that have to do with the islands?”

“Ah, but I don't know that you are going to the islands,” said the lawyer, looking down, and spearing the blotting-paper with a pencil.

“Ah, but I didn’t know you were heading to the islands,” said the lawyer, looking down and poking at the blotting paper with a pencil.

“I beg your pardon. I have the pleasure of informing you,” said Norris.

“I’m sorry to interrupt. I’m pleased to let you know,” said Norris.

“I am afraid, Mr. Carthew, that I cannot regard that communication as official,” was the slow reply.

“I’m afraid, Mr. Carthew, that I can’t see that message as official,” was the slow reply.

“I am not accustomed to have my word doubted!” cried Norris.

“I’m not used to having my word questioned!” cried Norris.

“Hush! I allow no one to raise his voice in my office,” said the lawyer. “And for that matter—you seem to be a young gentleman of sense—consider what I know of you. You are a discarded son; your family pays money to be shut of you. What have you done? I don't know. But do you not see how foolish I should be, if I exposed my business reputation on the safeguard of the honour of a gentleman of whom I know just so much and no more? This interview is very disagreeable. Why prolong it? Write home, get my instructions changed, and I will change my behaviour. Not otherwise.”

“Hush! I don't let anyone raise their voice in my office,” said the lawyer. “And for what it's worth—you seem like a sensible young man—think about what I know about you. You’re a rejected son; your family pays money to be rid of you. What did you do? I have no idea. But don’t you realize how foolish I would be to risk my business reputation on the integrity of a gentleman I know so little about? This meeting is very uncomfortable. Why drag it out? Contact home, get my instructions changed, and I’ll change my approach. Otherwise, it stays the same.”

“I am very fond of three hundred a year,” said Norris, “but I cannot pay the price required. I shall not have the pleasure of seeing you again.”

“I really like having three hundred a year,” said Norris, “but I can’t afford what’s being asked. I won’t get the chance to see you again.”

“You must please yourself,” said the lawyer. “Fail to be here next quarter-day, and the thing stops. But I warn you, and I mean the warning in a friendly spirit. Three months later you will be here begging, and I shall have no choice but to show you in the street.”

“You need to look out for yourself,” said the lawyer. “If you’re not here next quarter-day, it’s over. But I’m warning you out of concern. Three months from now, you’ll be back here begging, and I will have no option but to throw you out on the street.”

“I wish you a good-evening,” said Norris.

“I wish you a good evening,” said Norris.

“The same to you, Mr. Carthew,” retorted the lawyer, and rang for his clerk.

"The same to you, Mr. Carthew," the lawyer shot back, and called for his clerk.

So it befell that Norris during what remained to him of arduous days in Sydney, saw not again the face of his legal adviser; and he was already at sea, and land was out of sight, when Hadden brought him a Sydney paper, over which he had been dozing in the shadow of the galley, and showed him an advertisement.

So it happened that Norris, during the tough days he had left in Sydney, didn’t see his lawyer again. He was already at sea, with land out of sight, when Hadden brought him a Sydney newspaper that he had been napping under the shade of the galley, and pointed out an ad.

“Mr. Norris Carthew is earnestly entreated to call without delay at the office of Mr. ——, where important intelligence awaits him.”

“Mr. Norris Carthew is urgently requested to visit the office of Mr. —— immediately, as important information is waiting for him.”

“It must manage to wait for me six months,” said Norris, lightly enough, but yet conscious of a pang of curiosity.

“It has to wait for me six months,” said Norris, casually, but still aware of a twinge of curiosity.





CHAPTER XXIII. THE BUDGET OF THE “CURRENCY LASS.”

Before noon on the 26th November, there cleared from the port of Sydney the schooner, Currency Lass. The owner, Norris Carthew, was on board in the somewhat unusual position of mate; the master's name purported to be William Kirkup; the cook was a Hawaiian boy, Joseph Amalu; and there were two hands before the mast, Thomas Hadden and Richard Hemstead, the latter chosen partly because of his humble character, partly because he had an odd-job-man's handiness with tools. The Currency Lass was bound for the South Sea Islands, and first of all for Butaritari in the Gilberts, on a register; but it was understood about the harbour that her cruise was more than half a pleasure trip. A friend of the late Grant Sanderson (of Auchentroon and Kilclarty) might have recognised in that tall-masted ship, the transformed and rechristened Dream; and the Lloyd's surveyor, had the services of such a one been called in requisition, must have found abundant subject of remark.

Before noon on November 26th, the schooner Currency Lass set sail from the port of Sydney. The owner, Norris Carthew, was on board as the mate; the captain was supposedly named William Kirkup; the cook was a Hawaiian guy named Joseph Amalu; and there were two crew members, Thomas Hadden and Richard Hemstead, the latter chosen partly for his humble personality and partly for his knack for fixing things. The Currency Lass was headed for the South Sea Islands, specifically Butaritari in the Gilberts, under a registered trip; however, it was understood around the harbor that the journey was more than just a pleasure cruise. A friend of the late Grant Sanderson (from Auchentroon and Kilclarty) might have recognized that tall-masted ship as the rebranded and renamed Dream; and a Lloyd's surveyor, if his services had been requested, would have found plenty to comment on.

For time, during her three years' inaction, had eaten deep into the Dream and her fittings; she had sold in consequence a shade above her value as old junk; and the three adventurers had scarce been able to afford even the most vital repairs. The rigging, indeed, had been partly renewed, and the rest set up; all Grant Sanderson's old canvas had been patched together into one decently serviceable suit of sails; Grant Sanderson's masts still stood, and might have wondered at themselves. “I haven't the heart to tap them,” Captain Wicks used to observe, as he squinted up their height or patted their rotundity; and “as rotten as our foremast” was an accepted metaphor in the ship's company. The sequel rather suggests it may have been sounder than was thought; but no one knew for certain, just as no one except the captain appreciated the dangers of the cruise. The captain, indeed, saw with clear eyes and spoke his mind aloud; and though a man of an astonishing hot-blooded courage, following life and taking its dangers in the spirit of a hound upon the slot, he had made a point of a big whaleboat. “Take your choice,” he had said; “either new masts and rigging or that boat. I simply ain't going to sea without the one or the other. Chicken coops are good enough, no doubt, and so is a dinghy; but they ain't for Joe.” And his partners had been forced to consent, and saw six and thirty pounds of their small capital vanish in the turn of a hand.

For three years of inactivity, time had worn down the Dream and her equipment; she had sold for slightly more than she was worth as old junk, and the three adventurers could barely afford even the most necessary repairs. The rigging had been partially replaced, and the rest was set up; all of Grant Sanderson's old canvas was patched together into one reasonably functional set of sails; Grant Sanderson's masts still stood, perhaps wondering about their own condition. “I can't bring myself to tap them,” Captain Wicks would say as he squinted up at their height or patted their roundness; and “as rotten as our foremast” was a commonly accepted saying among the crew. The outcome suggests it might have been in better shape than everyone thought, but no one knew for sure, just as no one except the captain understood the risks of the voyage. The captain was clear-eyed and outspoken; and though he had an astonishingly hot-blooded bravery, embracing life and its dangers like a hound on a scent, he insisted on having a large whaleboat. “Take your pick,” he said; “either new masts and rigging or that boat. I’m simply not going to sea without one or the other. Chicken coops are fine, of course, and so is a dinghy; but they aren’t for me.” His partners had no choice but to agree, watching thirty-six pounds of their small capital disappear in an instant.

All four had toiled the best part of six weeks getting ready; and though Captain Wicks was of course not seen or heard of, a fifth was there to help them, a fellow in a bushy red beard, which he would sometimes lay aside when he was below, and who strikingly resembled Captain Wicks in voice and character. As for Captain Kirkup, he did not appear till the last moment, when he proved to be a burly mariner, bearded like Abou Ben Adhem. All the way down the harbour and through the Heads, his milk-white whiskers blew in the wind and were conspicuous from shore; but the Currency Lass had no sooner turned her back upon the lighthouse, than he went below for the inside of five seconds and reappeared clean shaven. So many doublings and devices were required to get to sea with an unseaworthy ship and a captain that was “wanted.” Nor might even these have sufficed, but for the fact that Hadden was a public character, and the whole cruise regarded with an eye of indulgence as one of Tom's engaging eccentricities. The ship, besides, had been a yacht before; and it came the more natural to allow her still some of the dangerous liberties of her old employment.

All four had spent almost six weeks getting ready. Even though Captain Wicks wasn't around, a fifth person was there to help them, a guy with a bushy red beard, which he sometimes took off when he was below deck, and who closely resembled Captain Wicks in voice and demeanor. As for Captain Kirkup, he only appeared at the last moment, looking like a sturdy sailor, bearded like Abou Ben Adhem. All the way down the harbor and through the Heads, his bright white whiskers were blowing in the wind and stood out from the shore. But as soon as the Currency Lass turned away from the lighthouse, he went below for just a few seconds and came back clean-shaven. It took a lot of tricks and schemes to get to sea with an unseaworthy ship and a captain who was “wanted.” These might not have worked either, but Hadden was a public figure, and everyone viewed the whole trip with a forgiving eye as one of Tom's charming quirks. Besides, the ship had been a yacht before, so it was easier to let her keep some of the risky freedoms from her past role.

A strange ship they had made of it, her lofty spars disfigured with patched canvas, her panelled cabin fitted for a traderoom with rude shelves. And the life they led in that anomalous schooner was no less curious than herself. Amalu alone berthed forward; the rest occupied staterooms, camped upon the satin divans, and sat down in Grant Sanderson's parquetry smoking-room to meals of junk and potatoes, bad of their kind and often scant in quantity. Hemstead grumbled; Tommy had occasional moments of revolt and increased the ordinary by a few haphazard tins or a bottle of his own brown sherry. But Hemstead grumbled from habit, Tommy revolted only for the moment, and there was underneath a real and general acquiescence in these hardships. For besides onions and potatoes, the Currency Lass may be said to have gone to sea without stores. She carried two thousand pounds' worth of assorted trade, advanced on credit, their whole hope and fortune. It was upon this that they subsisted—mice in their own granary. They dined upon their future profits; and every scanty meal was so much in the savings bank.

They had turned the ship into something strange, with her tall masts covered in patched canvas and her panelled cabin set up as a makeshift trading room with rough shelves. The life they lived on that unusual schooner was just as odd as the ship itself. Amalu was the only one sleeping up front; the others took the staterooms, camped out on the satin couches, and gathered in Grant Sanderson's fancy smoking room for meals of poor-quality jerky and potatoes, which were often in short supply. Hemstead complained; Tommy sometimes rebelled and added a few random tins or a bottle of his own brown sherry. But Hemstead grumbled out of habit, Tommy's revolt was only temporary, and underneath it all, they all accepted these hardships. Because besides onions and potatoes, the Currency Lass basically set sail with no real supplies. She had two thousand pounds' worth of assorted trade goods on credit, which was their only hope. They lived off that—mice in their own granary. They dined on their future profits; each meager meal was like a deposit into their savings.

Republican as were their manners, there was no practical, at least no dangerous, lack of discipline. Wicks was the only sailor on board, there was none to criticise; and besides, he was so easy-going, and so merry-minded, that none could bear to disappoint him. Carthew did his best, partly for the love of doing it, partly for love of the captain; Amalu was a willing drudge, and even Hemstead and Hadden turned to upon occasion with a will. Tommy's department was the trade and traderoom; he would work down in the hold or over the shelves of the cabin, till the Sydney dandy was unrecognizable; come up at last, draw a bucket of sea-water, bathe, change, and lie down on deck over a big sheaf of Sydney Heralds and Dead Birds, or perhaps with a volume of Buckle's History of Civilisation, the standard work selected for that cruise. In the latter case, a smile went round the ship, for Buckle almost invariably laid his student out, and when Tom awoke again he was almost always in the humour for brown sherry. The connection was so well established that “a glass of Buckle” or “a bottle of civilisation” became current pleasantries on board the Currency Lass.

Even though their manners were quite strict, there wasn't really a lack of discipline, at least not in a dangerous way. Wicks was the only sailor on board, so there was no one to criticize him; plus, he was so laid-back and cheerful that no one wanted to let him down. Carthew did his best, partly because he enjoyed it and partly out of respect for the captain; Amalu was a willing worker, and even Hemstead and Hadden pitched in when needed. Tommy's responsibility was the trade and traderoom; he would work down in the hold or over the shelves of the cabin until the Sydney dandy was unrecognizable. Eventually, he'd come up, draw a bucket of seawater, take a bath, change, and lie down on deck over a big pile of Sydney Heralds and Dead Birds, or maybe with a book of Buckle's History of Civilisation, the go-to read for that trip. Whenever he picked up that book, the crew would smile, because Buckle usually knocked him out, and when Tom woke up again, he was almost always in the mood for some brown sherry. This connection became so well known that phrases like “a glass of Buckle” or “a bottle of civilisation” became popular jokes on board the Currency Lass.

Hemstead's province was that of the repairs, and he had his hands full. Nothing on board but was decayed in a proportion; the lamps leaked; so did the decks; door-knobs came off in the hand, mouldings parted company with the panels, the pump declined to suck, and the defective bathroom came near to swamp the ship. Wicks insisted that all the nails were long ago consumed, and that she was only glued together by the rust. “You shouldn't make me laugh so much, Tommy,” he would say. “I'm afraid I'll shake the sternpost out of her.” And, as Hemstead went to and fro with his tool basket on an endless round of tinkering, Wicks lost no opportunity of chaffing him upon his duties. “If you'd turn to at sailoring or washing paint or something useful, now,” he would say, “I could see the fun of it. But to be mending things that haven't no insides to them appears to me the height of foolishness.” And doubtless these continual pleasantries helped to reassure the landsmen, who went to and fro unmoved, under circumstances that might have daunted Nelson.

Hemstead was in charge of repairs, and he had his hands full. Everything on board was decaying in some way; the lamps leaked, the decks leaked, doorknobs came off in your hand, moldings came apart from the panels, the pump wouldn't work, and the broken bathroom was close to sinking the ship. Wicks insisted that all the nails had long been used up, and that the ship was only held together by rust. “You shouldn’t make me laugh so much, Tommy,” he would say. “I’m afraid I’ll shake the sternpost out of her.” And as Hemstead went back and forth with his tool basket on an endless cycle of fixing things, Wicks took every chance to tease him about his duties. “If you’d work on sailing or washing the paint or something actually useful,” he would say, “I could see the point. But fixing things that have no insides seems to me the height of foolishness.” And surely these ongoing jokes helped to reassure the landlubbers, who came and went unfazed, in circumstances that might have scared Nelson.

The weather was from the outset splendid, and the wind fair and steady. The ship sailed like a witch. “This Currency Lass is a powerful old girl, and has more complaints than I would care to put a name on,” the captain would say, as he pricked the chart; “but she could show her blooming heels to anything of her size in the Western Pacific.” To wash decks, relieve the wheel, do the day's work after dinner on the smoking-room table, and take in kites at night,—such was the easy routine of their life. In the evening—above all, if Tommy had produced some of his civilisation—yarns and music were the rule. Amalu had a sweet Hawaiian voice; and Hemstead, a great hand upon the banjo, accompanied his own quavering tenor with effect. There was a sense in which the little man could sing. It was great to hear him deliver My Boy Tammie in Austrylian; and the words (some of the worst of the ruffian Macneil's) were hailed in his version with inextinguishable mirth.

The weather was great from the start, and the wind was fair and steady. The ship sailed effortlessly. “This Currency Lass is a tough old girl and has more issues than I’d care to list,” the captain would say as he plotted the course; “but she could outpace anything of her size in the Western Pacific.” Washing the decks, taking turns at the wheel, doing daily chores after dinner on the smoking-room table, and flying kites at night—this was the easy routine of their lives. In the evening—especially if Tommy had brought some of his culture—telling stories and playing music was the norm. Amalu had a lovely Hawaiian voice, and Hemstead was great with the banjo, accompanying his own shaky tenor effectively. The little guy could really sing. It was amazing to hear him perform My Boy Tammie in Australian; and the words (some of the worst from that ruffian Macneil) were received in his version with uncontainable laughter.

     Where have you been all day?
     he would ask, and answer himself:—

     I've been by the burning bushes and blooming heather,
     Meadow green and mountain gray,
     Courting this young thing,
     Just come fresh from her mother.

It was the accepted jest for all hands to greet the conclusion of this song with the simultaneous cry: “My word!” thus winging the arrow of ridicule with a feather from the singer's wing. But he had his revenge with Home, Sweet Home, and Where is my Wandering Boy To-night?—ditties into which he threw the most intolerable pathos. It appeared he had no home, nor had ever had one, nor yet any vestige of a family, except a truculent uncle, a baker in Newcastle, N.S.W. His domestic sentiment was therefore wholly in the air, and expressed an unrealised ideal. Or perhaps, of all his experiences, this of the Currency Lass, with its kindly, playful, and tolerant society, approached it the most nearly.

It was the common joke for everyone to respond to the end of this song with a chorus of “My word!” thus launching the arrow of mockery with a feather from the singer's wing. But he got his payback with Home, Sweet Home, and Where is my Wandering Boy To-night?—songs where he poured in the most unbearable emotion. It seemed he had no home, never had one, and no trace of a family, except for a tough uncle, a baker in Newcastle, N.S.W. His feelings about home were therefore completely abstract, expressing an ideal that he never realized. Or maybe, of all his experiences, this one with the Currency Lass, with its warm, playful, and accepting community, came the closest to it.

It is perhaps because I know the sequel, but I can never think upon this voyage without a profound sense of pity and mystery; of the ship (once the whim of a rich blackguard) faring with her battered fineries and upon her homely errand, across the plains of ocean, and past the gorgeous scenery of dawn and sunset; and the ship's company, so strangely assembled, so Britishly chuckle-headed, filling their days with chaff in place of conversation; no human book on board with them except Hadden's Buckle, and not a creature fit either to read or to understand it; and the one mark of any civilised interest, being when Carthew filled in his spare hours with the pencil and the brush: the whole unconscious crew of them posting in the meanwhile towards so tragic a disaster.

I think it’s because I know what happens next, but I can never reflect on this journey without feeling deep pity and mystery; the ship (once just a toy of a wealthy jerk) struggling with her worn-out decorations and on her simple mission, crossing the vast ocean and passing the stunning views of dawn and sunset; and the crew, so oddly gathered, so Britishly dimwitted, spending their days talking nonsense instead of having real conversations; no decent book on board except Hadden's Buckle, and not a single person capable of reading or understanding it; and the one sign of any cultured interest being when Carthew occupied his free time with pencil and paint: the entire oblivious crew unknowingly heading towards such a tragic fate.

Twenty-eight days out of Sydney, on Christmas eve, they fetched up to the entrance of the lagoon, and plied all that night outside, keeping their position by the lights of fishers on the reef and the outlines of the palms against the cloudy sky. With the break of day, the schooner was hove to, and the signal for a pilot shown. But it was plain her lights must have been observed in the darkness by the native fishermen, and word carried to the settlement, for a boat was already under weigh. She came towards them across the lagoon under a great press of sail, lying dangerously down, so that at times, in the heavier puffs, they thought she would turn turtle; covered the distance in fine style, luffed up smartly alongside, and emitted a haggard looking white man in pyjamas.

Twenty-eight days out from Sydney, on Christmas Eve, they arrived at the entrance of the lagoon and spent the night anchored outside, using the lights from fishermen on the reef and the shapes of the palm trees against the cloudy sky to keep their position. At dawn, the schooner was secured, and the signal for a pilot was raised. But it was clear the native fishermen must have seen their lights in the dark, as word had already reached the settlement, because a boat was already on its way. It approached them across the lagoon with a lot of sail up, leaning dangerously to one side, making them think it might capsize during the stronger gusts; it covered the distance impressively, turned smartly alongside, and a worn-looking white man in pajamas stepped off.

“Good-mornin', Cap'n,” said he, when he had made good his entrance. “I was taking you for a Fiji man-of-war, what with your flush decks and them spars. Well, gen'lemen all, here's wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year,” he added, and lurched against a stay.

“Good morning, Captain,” he said, once he had confidently entered. “I thought you looked like a Fiji man-of-war, with your clean decks and those masts. Anyway, gentlemen, I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year,” he added, stumbling against a support.

“Why, you're never the pilot?” exclaimed Wicks, studying him with a profound disfavour. “You've never taken a ship in—don't tell me!”

“Why, you're definitely not the pilot?” exclaimed Wicks, looking at him with clear disapproval. “You've never taken a ship in—don't even try to tell me!”

“Well, I should guess I have,” returned the pilot. “I'm Captain Dobbs, I am; and when I take charge, the captain of that ship can go below and shave.”

“Well, I guess I have,” replied the pilot. “I'm Captain Dobbs; and when I take over, the captain of that ship can go below and shave.”

“But, man alive! you're drunk, man!” cried the captain.

“But, wow! you're really drunk, man!” cried the captain.

“Drunk!” repeated Dobbs. “You can't have seen much life if you call me drunk. I'm only just beginning. Come night, I won't say; I guess I'll be properly full by then. But now I'm the soberest man in all Big Muggin.”

“Drunk!” Dobbs echoed. “You can't have experienced much if you call me drunk. I'm just getting started. By nightfall, I won't deny it; I suppose I'll be pretty tipsy by then. But right now, I'm the soberest guy in all of Big Muggin.”

“It won't do,” retorted Wicks. “Not for Joseph, sir. I can't have you piling up my schooner.”

“It won't work,” Wicks replied. “Not for Joseph, sir. I can’t let you overload my schooner.”

“All right,” said Dobbs, “lay and rot where you are, or take and go in and pile her up for yourself like the captain of the Leslie. That's business, I guess; grudged me twenty dollars' pilotage, and lost twenty thousand in trade and a brand new schooner; ripped the keel right off of her, and she went down in the inside of four minutes, and lies in twenty fathom, trade and all.”

“All right,” Dobbs said, “you can just stay there and rot, or you can go in and claim it for yourself like the captain of the Leslie did. That’s business, I suppose; he held back twenty dollars for pilotage and ended up losing twenty thousand in trade and a brand new schooner. It ripped the keel right off, and she sank within four minutes, lying in twenty fathoms, along with all the trade.”

“What's all this?” cried Wicks. “Trade? What vessel was this Leslie, anyhow?”

“What's going on?” shouted Wicks. “Trade? What ship was this Leslie, anyway?”

“Consigned to Cohen and Co., from 'Frisco,” returned the pilot, “and badly wanted. There's a barque inside filling up for Hamburg—you see her spars over there; and there's two more ships due, all the way from Germany, one in two months, they say, and one in three; Cohen and Co.'s agent (that's Mr. Topelius) has taken and lain down with the jaundice on the strength of it. I guess most people would, in his shoes; no trade, no copra, and twenty hundred ton of shipping due. If you've any copra on board, cap'n, here's your chance. Topelius will buy, gold down, and give three cents. It's all found money to him, the way it is, whatever he pays for it. And that's what come of going back on the pilot.”

“Sent to Cohen and Co., from San Francisco,” the pilot replied, “and they really need it. There’s a barque coming in, getting ready to go to Hamburg—you can see her masts over there; and there are two more ships on the way, all the way from Germany, one in about two months, they say, and one in three; Cohen and Co.'s agent (that’s Mr. Topelius) has gone and laid down with the jaundice because of it. I suppose most people would, in his position; no business, no copra, and two thousand tons of shipping expected. If you’ve got any copra on board, captain, this is your opportunity. Topelius will buy, cash up front, and offer three cents. It’s all extra money to him, no matter what he pays for it. And that’s what happens when you ignore the pilot.”

“Excuse me one moment, Captain Dobbs. I wish to speak with my mate,” said the captain, whose face had begun to shine and his eyes to sparkle.

“Excuse me for a moment, Captain Dobbs. I need to talk to my friend,” said the captain, whose face had started to glow and his eyes to shine.

“Please yourself,” replied the pilot. “You couldn't think of offering a man a nip, could you? just to brace him up. This kind of thing looks damned inhospitable, and gives a schooner a bad name.”

“Suit yourself,” replied the pilot. “You wouldn't think of offering a guy a drink, would you? Just to help him out. This kind of thing seems really unfriendly and gives a ship a bad reputation.”

“I'll talk about that after the anchor's down,” returned Wicks, and he drew Carthew forward. “I say,” he whispered, “here's a fortune.”

“I'll talk about that once the anchor’s down,” Wicks replied, pulling Carthew closer. “Hey,” he whispered, “this is a chance for a fortune.”

“How much do you call that?” asked Carthew.

“How much do you charge for that?” asked Carthew.

“I can't put a figure on it yet—I daren't!” said the captain. “We might cruise twenty years and not find the match of it. And suppose another ship came in to-night? Everything's possible! And the difficulty is this Dobbs. He's as drunk as a marine. How can we trust him? We ain't insured—worse luck!”

“I can't put a number on it yet—I don’t dare!” said the captain. “We could sail for twenty years and not find anything like it. And what if another ship shows up tonight? Anything could happen! The problem is this Dobbs. He’s completely wasted. How can we trust him? We're not insured—what bad luck!”

“Suppose you took him aloft and got him to point out the channel?” suggested Carthew. “If he tallied at all with the chart, and didn't fall out of the rigging, perhaps we might risk it.”

“Why don't we take him up high and have him show us the channel?” suggested Carthew. “If what he says matches the chart and he doesn’t fall out of the rigging, then maybe we can take the chance.”

“Well, all's risk here,” returned the captain. “Take the wheel yourself, and stand by. Mind, if there's two orders, follow mine, not his. Set the cook for'ard with the heads'ls, and the two others at the main sheet, and see they don't sit on it.” With that he called the pilot; they swarmed aloft in the fore rigging, and presently after there was bawled down the welcome order to ease sheets and fill away.

“Well, everything's a gamble here,” replied the captain. “Take the wheel yourself and be ready. Remember, if there are two commands, follow mine, not his. Get the cook up front with the headsails, and have the other two on the main sheet, and make sure they don’t sit on it.” With that, he called the pilot; they climbed up into the fore rigging, and soon after, the welcome order to ease sheets and fill away was shouted down.

At a quarter before nine o'clock on Christmas morning the anchor was let go.

At a quarter to nine on Christmas morning, the anchor was dropped.

The first cruise of the Currency Lass had thus ended in a stroke of fortune almost beyond hope. She had brought two thousand pounds' worth of trade, straight as a homing pigeon, to the place where it was most required. And Captain Wicks (or, rather, Captain Kirkup) showed himself the man to make the best of his advantage. For hard upon two days he walked a verandah with Topelius, for hard upon two days his partners watched from the neighbouring public house the field of battle; and the lamps were not yet lighted on the evening of the second before the enemy surrendered. Wicks came across to the Sans Souci, as the saloon was called, his face nigh black, his eyes almost closed and all bloodshot, and yet bright as lighted matches.

The first cruise of the Currency Lass had ended in an unexpected stroke of luck. She delivered two thousand pounds' worth of goods, just like a homing pigeon, to the place where it was most needed. Captain Wicks (or, more accurately, Captain Kirkup) proved to be the guy who could fully capitalize on the situation. For almost two days, he paced the veranda with Topelius, while his partners watched from the nearby pub, observing the situation. The lamps weren’t even lit on the evening of the second day before the enemy gave up. Wicks made his way over to the Sans Souci, as the saloon was called, his face nearly black, his eyes almost shut and all bloodshot, yet shining like lit matches.

“Come out here, boys,” he said; and when they were some way off among the palms, “I hold twenty-four,” he added in a voice scarcely recognizable, and doubtless referring to the venerable game of cribbage.

“Come out here, boys,” he said; and when they were a little distance away among the palms, “I have twenty-four,” he added in a barely recognizable voice, likely referring to the old game of cribbage.

“What do you mean?” asked Tommy.

“What do you mean?” Tommy asked.

“I've sold the trade,” answered Wicks; “or, rather, I've sold only some of it, for I've kept back all the mess beef and half the flour and biscuit; and, by God, we're still provisioned for four months! By God, it's as good as stolen!”

“I’ve sold the supplies,” Wicks replied; “or, actually, I’ve only sold some of it, because I’ve held back all the canned beef and half the flour and biscuits; and, seriously, we’re still stocked for four months! Honestly, it’s practically stolen!”

“My word!” cried Hemstead.

"Wow!" exclaimed Hemstead.

“But what have you sold it for?” gasped Carthew, the captain's almost insane excitement shaking his nerve.

“But what did you sell it for?” gasped Carthew, the captain's nearly insane excitement rattling his nerves.

“Let me tell it my own way,” cried Wicks, loosening his neck. “Let me get at it gradual, or I'll explode. I've not only sold it, boys, I've wrung out a charter on my own terms to 'Frisco and back; on my own terms. I made a point of it. I fooled him first by making believe I wanted copra, which of course I knew he wouldn't hear of—couldn't, in fact; and whenever he showed fight, I trotted out the copra, and that man dived! I would take nothing but copra, you see; and so I've got the blooming lot in specie—all but two short bills on 'Frisco. And the sum? Well, this whole adventure, including two thousand pounds of credit, cost us two thousand seven hundred and some odd. That's all paid back; in thirty days' cruise we've paid for the schooner and the trade. Heard ever any man the match of that? And it's not all! For besides that,” said the captain, hammering his words, “we've got Thirteen Blooming Hundred Pounds of profit to divide. I bled him in four Thou.!” he cried, in a voice that broke like a schoolboy's.

“Let me tell it my way,” Wicks shouted, loosening his neck. “Let me take my time, or I'll burst. Not only have I sold it, guys, I've secured a charter on my own terms to San Francisco and back; on my own terms. I made sure of it. I tricked him first by pretending I wanted copra, which I knew he wouldn't agree to—couldn't, really; and whenever he pushed back, I brought up the copra, and that guy bit! I would accept nothing but copra, you see; and so I've got the whole lot in cash—all but two short bills on San Francisco. And the total? Well, this entire adventure, including two thousand pounds of credit, cost us two thousand seven hundred and some change. That's all paid back; in thirty days' cruise we've paid for the schooner and the trade. Have you ever heard of anyone matching that? And that's not all! Because in addition,” said the captain, emphasizing his words, “we've got thirteen hundred pounds of profit to split. I squeezed him for four thousand!” he exclaimed, in a voice that cracked like a schoolboy's.

For a moment the partners looked upon their chief with stupefaction, incredulous surprise their only feeling. Tommy was the first to grasp the consequences.

For a moment, the partners stared at their leader in shock, their only feeling one of disbelief. Tommy was the first to understand the implications.

“Here,” he said, in a hard, business tone. “Come back to that saloon. I've got to get drunk.”

“Here,” he said, in a firm, no-nonsense tone. “Let’s go back to that bar. I need to get drunk.”

“You must please excuse me, boys,” said the captain, earnestly. “I daren't taste nothing. If I was to drink one glass of beer, it's my belief I'd have the apoplexy. The last scrimmage, and the blooming triumph, pretty nigh hand done me.”

“You have to forgive me, guys,” said the captain, earnestly. “I can't drink anything. If I were to have one glass of beer, I really think I’d have a stroke. The last fight, and the crazy victory, almost killed me.”

“Well, then, three cheers for the captain,” proposed Tommy.

“Well, then, three cheers for the captain,” said Tommy.

But Wicks held up a shaking hand. “Not that either, boys,” he pleaded. “Think of the other buffer, and let him down easy. If I'm like this, just fancy what Topelius is! If he heard us singing out, he'd have the staggers.”

But Wicks raised a trembling hand. “Not that either, guys,” he begged. “Think about the other buffer and let him down gently. If I'm feeling this way, just imagine how Topelius is! If he heard us singing out, he'd lose it.”

As a matter of fact, Topelius accepted his defeat with a good grace; but the crew of the wrecked Leslie, who were in the same employment and loyal to their firm, took the thing more bitterly. Rough words and ugly looks were common. Once even they hooted Captain Wicks from the saloon verandah; the Currency Lasses drew out on the other side; for some minutes there had like to have been a battle in Butaritari; and though the occasion passed off without blows, it left on either side an increase of ill-feeling.

In fact, Topelius took his loss quite well, but the crew of the wrecked Leslie, who were in the same line of work and loyal to their company, reacted much more harshly. Harsh words and dirty looks became the norm. At one point, they even booed Captain Wicks off the saloon verandah; the Currency Lasses stood on the other side. For a few minutes, it looked like there might be a fight in Butaritari; and although things ended without actual violence, it definitely heightened tensions on both sides.

No such small matter could affect the happiness of the successful traders. Five days more the ship lay in the lagoon, with little employment for any one but Tommy and the captain, for Topelius's natives discharged cargo and brought ballast; the time passed like a pleasant dream; the adventurers sat up half the night debating and praising their good fortune, or strayed by day in the narrow isle, gaping like Cockney tourists; and on the first of the new year, the Currency Lass weighed anchor for the second time and set sail for 'Frisco, attended by the same fine weather and good luck. She crossed the doldrums with but small delay; on a wind and in ballast of broken coral, she outdid expectations; and, what added to the happiness of the ship's company, the small amount of work that fell on them to do, was now lessened by the presence of another hand. This was the boatswain of the Leslie; he had been on bad terms with his own captain, had already spent his wages in the saloons of Butaritari, had wearied of the place, and while all his shipmates coldly refused to set foot on board the Currency Lass, he had offered to work his passage to the coast. He was a north of Ireland man, between Scotch and Irish, rough, loud, humorous, and emotional, not without sterling qualities, and an expert and careful sailor. His frame of mind was different indeed from that of his new shipmates; instead of making an unexpected fortune, he had lost a berth; and he was besides disgusted with the rations, and really appalled at the condition of the schooner. A stateroom door had stuck, the first day at sea, and Mac (as they called him) laid his strength to it and plucked it from the hinges.

No small issue could spoil the happiness of the successful traders. For another five days, the ship stayed in the lagoon, with little for anyone to do except Tommy and the captain. Topelius's natives unloaded cargo and brought ballast; time passed like a pleasant dream. The adventurers stayed up half the night discussing and celebrating their good fortune, or wandered during the day around the narrow isle, staring like tourists from London. On the first day of the new year, the Currency Lass weighed anchor for the second time and set sail for 'Frisco, accompanied by the same nice weather and good luck. She crossed the doldrums with only minor delays; on a breeze and with ballast of broken coral, she exceeded expectations. What made the ship's crew even happier was that the little work they had to do was eased by the presence of another hand. This was the boatswain from the Leslie; he had conflicts with his own captain, had already spent his wages in the bars of Butaritari, had grown tired of the place, and while all his shipmates coldly refused to board the Currency Lass, he had offered to work his way to the coast. He was a man from Northern Ireland, a mix of Scottish and Irish, rough, loud, funny, and emotional, but with solid qualities, and he was an expert and careful sailor. His mindset was quite different from that of his new shipmates; instead of gaining unexpected wealth, he had lost his position, and he was also disgusted with the rations, genuinely shocked by the condition of the schooner. On the first day at sea, a stateroom door got stuck, and Mac (as they called him) used his strength to pull it off the hinges.

“Glory!” said he, “this ship's rotten.”

“Wow!” he said, “this ship is falling apart.”

“I believe you, my boy,” said Captain Wicks.

“I believe you, my boy,” Captain Wicks said.

The next day the sailor was observed with his nose aloft.

The next day, the sailor was seen with his nose in the air.

“Don't you get looking at these sticks,” the captain said, “or you'll have a fit and fall overboard.”

“Don’t stare at these sticks,” the captain said, “or you’ll have a fit and fall overboard.”

Mac turned towards the speaker with rather a wild eye. “Why, I see what looks like a patch of dry rot up yonder, that I bet I could stick my fist into,” said he.

Mac turned towards the speaker with a wild look in his eyes. “I can see what looks like a patch of dry rot up there, and I bet I could fit my fist into it,” he said.

“Looks as if a fellow could stick his head into it, don't it?” returned Wicks. “But there's no good prying into things that can't be mended.”

“Looks like a guy could stick his head into it, doesn’t it?” Wicks replied. “But there's no point in digging into things that can't be fixed.”

“I think I was a Currency Ass to come on board of her!” reflected Mac.

"I think I was an idiot to come on board with her!" reflected Mac.

“Well, I never said she was seaworthy,” replied the captain: “I only said she could show her blooming heels to anything afloat. And besides, I don't know that it's dry rot; I kind of sometimes hope it isn't. Here; turn to and heave the log; that'll cheer you up.”

“Well, I never said she was fit for the sea,” replied the captain: “I only said she could outrun anything else out there. And besides, I don’t know if it's dry rot; I kind of hope it isn’t. Here; get to work and throw the log; that’ll lift your spirits.”

“Well, there's no denying it, you're a holy captain,” said Mac.

“Well, there's no denying it, you're a holy captain,” said Mac.

And from that day on, he made but the one reference to the ship's condition; and that was whenever Tommy drew upon his cellar. “Here's to the junk trade!” he would say, as he held out his can of sherry.

And from that day on, he only mentioned the ship's condition once; that was whenever Tommy tapped into his cellar. “Here's to the junk trade!” he would say, holding up his can of sherry.

“Why do you always say that?” asked Tommy.

“Why do you always say that?” Tommy asked.

“I had an uncle in the business,” replied Mac, and launched at once into a yarn, in which an incredible number of the characters were “laid out as nice as you would want to see,” and the oaths made up about two-fifths of every conversation.

“I had an uncle in the business,” Mac replied, immediately diving into a story where an unbelievable number of the characters were “laid out as nice as you could want to see,” and the swearing made up about two-fifths of every conversation.

Only once he gave them a taste of his violence; he talked of it, indeed, often; “I'm rather a voilent man,” he would say, not without pride; but this was the only specimen. Of a sudden, he turned on Hemstead in the ship's waist, knocked him against the foresail boom, then knocked him under it, and had set him up and knocked him down once more, before any one had drawn a breath.

Only once did he show them a taste of his violence; he often talked about it, in fact. “I’m kind of a violent guy,” he would say, somewhat proudly; but this was the only example. Suddenly, he turned on Hemstead in the middle of the ship, slammed him against the foresail boom, then knocked him under it, and had him up and down again before anyone could take a breath.

“Here! Belay that!” roared Wicks, leaping to his feet. “I won't have none of this.”

“Hey! Cut that out!” shouted Wicks, jumping to his feet. “I won't stand for any of this.”

Mac turned to the captain with ready civility. “I only want to learn him manners,” said he. “He took and called me Irishman.”

Mac turned to the captain with polite composure. “I just want to teach him some manners,” he said. “He went ahead and called me an Irishman.”

“Did he?” said Wicks. “O, that's a different story! What made you do it, you tomfool? You ain't big enough to call any man that.”

“Did he?” said Wicks. “Oh, that's a different story! What made you do that, you fool? You’re not tough enough to call any guy that.”

“I didn't call him it,” spluttered Hemstead, through his blood and tears. “I only mentioned-like he was.”

“I didn’t call him that,” Hemstead gasped, through his blood and tears. “I just mentioned him—like he was.”

“Well, let's have no more of it,” said Wicks.

“Okay, let's stop this,” said Wicks.

“But you ARE Irish, ain't you?” Carthew asked of his new shipmate shortly after.

“But you ARE Irish, right?” Carthew asked his new shipmate shortly after.

“I may be,” replied Mac, “but I'll allow no Sydney duck to call me so. No,” he added, with a sudden heated countenance, “nor any Britisher that walks! Why, look here,” he went on, “you're a young swell, aren't you? Suppose I called you that! 'I'll show you,' you would say, and turn to and take it out of me straight.”

“I might be,” replied Mac, “but I won’t let any Sydney duck call me that. No,” he added, with a sudden heated expression, “nor any Brit who walks around! Look, you’re a young fancy guy, right? What if I called you that! 'I'll show you,' you’d say, and go ahead and take it out on me right away.”

On the 28th of January, when in lat. 27 degrees 20' N., long. 177 degrees W., the wind chopped suddenly into the west, not very strong, but puffy and with flaws of rain. The captain, eager for easting, made a fair wind of it and guyed the booms out wing and wing. It was Tommy's trick at the wheel, and as it was within half an hour of the relief (seven thirty in the morning), the captain judged it not worth while to change him.

On January 28th, when we were at 27 degrees 20' N. and 177 degrees W., the wind suddenly shifted to the west. It wasn't very strong, but it was puffy with bursts of rain. The captain, keen to head east, took advantage of the wind and adjusted the sails out wing and wing. Tommy was at the wheel, and since it was just half an hour until the relief (7:30 AM), the captain decided it wasn't worth switching him out.

The puffs were heavy but short; there was nothing to be called a squall, no danger to the ship, and scarce more than usual to the doubtful spars. All hands were on deck in their oilskins, expecting breakfast; the galley smoked, the ship smelt of coffee, all were in good humour to be speeding eastward a full nine; when the rotten foresail tore suddenly between two cloths and then split to either hand. It was for all the world as though some archangel with a huge sword had slashed it with the figure of a cross; all hands ran to secure the slatting canvas; and in the sudden uproar and alert, Tommy Hadden lost his head. Many of his days have been passed since then in explaining how the thing happened; of these explanations it will be sufficient to say that they were all different and none satisfactory; and the gross fact remains that the main boom gybed, carried away the tackle, broke the mainmast some three feet above the deck and whipped it overboard. For near a minute the suspected foremast gallantly resisted; then followed its companion; and by the time the wreck was cleared, of the whole beautiful fabric that enabled them to skim the seas, two ragged stumps remained.

The puffs were heavy but short; there was nothing to call a squall, no real threat to the ship, and hardly more than usual for the uncertain spars. Everyone was on deck in their oilskins, waiting for breakfast; the galley was smoky, the ship smelled of coffee, and everyone was in good spirits as they sped eastward at a full nine knots; when suddenly, the frayed foresail tore between two cloths and ripped to either side. It was as if some archangel with a huge sword had slashed it in the shape of a cross; all hands rushed to secure the flapping canvas; and in the chaos and confusion, Tommy Hadden lost his cool. He has spent many days since trying to explain how it all happened; of the explanations, it’s enough to say that they were all different and none were satisfactory; and the plain fact is that the main boom swung violently, wrecked the tackle, snapped the mainmast about three feet above the deck, and sent it overboard. For almost a minute, the beleaguered foremast bravely held up; then it followed its partner; and by the time the debris was cleared, only two ragged stumps remained of the whole beautiful structure that had allowed them to glide over the seas.

In these vast and solitary waters, to be dismasted is perhaps the worst calamity. Let the ship turn turtle and go down, and at least the pang is over. But men chained on a hulk may pass months scanning the empty sea line and counting the steps of death's invisible approach. There is no help but in the boats, and what a help is that! There heaved the Currency Lass, for instance, a wingless lump, and the nearest human coast (that of Kauai in the Sandwiches) lay about a thousand miles to south and east of her. Over the way there, to men contemplating that passage in an open boat, all kinds of misery, and the fear of death and of madness, brooded.

In these vast and lonely waters, getting dismasted is probably the worst disaster. Let the ship capsize and sink, and at least the pain is over. But men trapped on a hulk can spend months staring at the empty horizon and counting down to death's inevitable approach. The only help is in the boats, and what a help that is! There lay the Currency Lass, for example, a wingless lump, with the nearest land (Kauai in Hawaii) about a thousand miles to the south and east. Over that way, for those considering the journey in an open boat, all sorts of misery, along with the fear of death and madness, loomed.

A serious company sat down to breakfast; but the captain helped his neighbours with a smile.

A serious company sat down for breakfast, but the captain helped his neighbors with a smile.

“Now, boys,” he said, after a pull at the hot coffee, “we're done with this Currency Lass, and no mistake. One good job: we made her pay while she lasted, and she paid first rate; and if we were to try our hand again, we can try in style. Another good job: we have a fine, stiff, roomy boat, and you know who you have to thank for that. We've got six lives to save, and a pot of money; and the point is, where are we to take 'em?”

“Alright, guys,” he said after taking a sip of the hot coffee, “we’re done with this Currency Lass, no doubt about it. One solid job: we got her to pay while she was around, and she paid really well; if we want to try again, we can do it in style. Another solid job: we’ve got a great, sturdy, spacious boat, and you know who to thank for that. We need to save six lives and we have a lot of money; the question is, where are we supposed to take them?”

“It's all two thousand miles to the nearest of the Sandwiches, I fancy,” observed Mac.

“It's about two thousand miles to the closest of the Sandwiches, I guess,” noted Mac.

“No, not so bad as that,” returned the captain. “But it's bad enough: rather better'n a thousand.”

“No, not that bad,” the captain replied. “But it’s bad enough: much better than a thousand.”

“I know a man who once did twelve hundred in a boat,” said Mac, “and he had all he wanted. He fetched ashore in the Marquesas, and never set a foot on anything floating from that day to this. He said he would rather put a pistol to his head and knock his brains out.”

“I know a guy who once did twelve hundred in a boat,” Mac said, “and he had all he needed. He came ashore in the Marquesas and hasn’t stepped on anything floating since that day. He said he’d rather put a gun to his head and blow his brains out.”

“Ay, ay!” said Wicks. “Well I remember a boat's crew that made this very island of Kauai, and from just about where we lie, or a bit further. When they got up with the land, they were clean crazy. There was an iron-bound coast and an Old Bob Ridley of a surf on. The natives hailed 'em from fishing-boats, and sung out it couldn't be done at the money. Much they cared! there was the land, that was all they knew; and they turned to and drove the boat slap ashore in the thick of it, and was all drowned but one. No; boat trips are my eye,” concluded the captain, gloomily.

“Ay, ay!” said Wicks. “I remember a crew that landed on this very island of Kauai, not far from where we are now. When they spotted land, they went totally nuts. The coast was rough, and there was a huge surf crashing. The locals shouted to them from fishing boats, warning that it couldn’t be done with the money they had. But they didn’t care! All they knew was that land was right there in front of them; so they went for it and crashed the boat ashore in the middle of it, and only one of them survived. No, boat trips are no good,” the captain concluded gloomily.

The tone was surprising in a man of his indomitable temper. “Come, Captain,” said Carthew, “you have something else up your sleeve; out with it!”

The tone was surprising for a man with his strong personality. “Come on, Captain,” Carthew said, “you’ve got something else hidden; let’s have it!”

“It's a fact,” admitted Wicks. “You see there's a raft of little bally reefs about here, kind of chicken-pox on the chart. Well, I looked 'em all up, and there's one—Midway or Brooks they call it, not forty mile from our assigned position—that I got news of. It turns out it's a coaling station of the Pacific Mail,” he said, simply.

“It's a fact,” Wicks admitted. “You see, there are a bunch of small reefs around here, kind of like chickenpox on the map. Well, I looked them all up, and there's one—Midway or Brooks, they call it—less than forty miles from our assigned position. I found out it’s a coaling station for the Pacific Mail,” he said, plainly.

“Well, and I know it ain't no such a thing,” said Mac. “I been quartermaster in that line myself.”

“Well, I know there’s no such thing,” said Mac. “I’ve been a quartermaster in that area myself.”

“All right,” returned Wicks. “There's the book. Read what Hoyt says—read it aloud and let the others hear.”

“All right,” Wicks replied. “Here’s the book. Read what Hoyt says—read it out loud so everyone can hear.”

Hoyt's falsehood (as readers know) was explicit; incredulity was impossible, and the news itself delightful beyond hope. Each saw in his mind's eye the boat draw in to a trim island with a wharf, coal-sheds, gardens, the Stars and Stripes and the white cottage of the keeper; saw themselves idle a few weeks in tolerable quarters, and then step on board the China mail, romantic waifs, and yet with pocketsful of money, calling for champagne, and waited on by troops of stewards. Breakfast, that had begun so dully, ended amid sober jubilation, and all hands turned immediately to prepare the boat.

Hoyt's lie (as readers know) was clear; disbelief was impossible, and the news itself was more exciting than anyone could have hoped. Each person envisioned the boat arriving at a neat island with a dock, coal sheds, gardens, the Stars and Stripes, and the keeper's white cottage; they imagined spending a few weeks relaxing in decent accommodations, and then boarding the China mail as adventurous souls, but with pockets full of cash, ordering champagne, and being attended to by a flock of stewards. Breakfast, which had started off so boring, ended in a quiet celebration, and everyone immediately began to get the boat ready.

Now that all spars were gone, it was no easy job to get her launched. Some of the necessary cargo was first stowed on board; the specie, in particular, being packed in a strong chest and secured with lashings to the afterthwart in case of a capsize. Then a piece of the bulwark was razed to the level of the deck, and the boat swung thwart-ship, made fast with a slack line to either stump, and successfully run out. For a voyage of forty miles to hospitable quarters, not much food or water was required; but they took both in superfluity. Amalu and Mac, both ingrained sailor-men, had chests which were the headquarters of their lives; two more chests with handbags, oilskins, and blankets supplied the others; Hadden, amid general applause, added the last case of the brown sherry; the captain brought the log, instruments, and chronometer; nor did Hemstead forget the banjo or a pinned handkerchief of Butaritari shells.

Now that all the spars were gone, it wasn't easy to get her launched. Some of the necessary cargo was first loaded on board; the cash, in particular, was packed in a strong chest and secured with lashings to the back thwart in case of a capsize. Then a piece of the bulwark was brought down to the level of the deck, and the boat was swung across, secured with a loose line to either stump, and successfully run out. For a forty-mile journey to friendly accommodations, not much food or water was needed; but they took more than enough of both. Amalu and Mac, both seasoned sailors, had chests that were the center of their lives; two more chests along with handbags, oilskins, and blankets rounded out the supplies; Hadden, to general applause, added the last case of the brown sherry; the captain brought the log, instruments, and chronometer; and Hemstead didn't forget the banjo or a pinned handkerchief of Butaritari shells.

It was about three P.M. when they pushed off, and (the wind being still westerly) fell to the oars. “Well, we've got the guts out of YOU!” was the captain's nodded farewell to the hulk of the Currency Lass, which presently shrank and faded in the sea. A little after a calm succeeded, with much rain; and the first meal was eaten, and the watch below lay down to their uneasy slumber on the bilge under a roaring shower-bath. The twenty-ninth dawned overhead from out of ragged clouds; there is no moment when a boat at sea appears so trenchantly black and so conspicuously little; and the crew looked about them at the sky and water with a thrill of loneliness and fear. With sunrise the trade set in, lusty and true to the point; sail was made; the boat flew; and by about four in the afternoon, they were well up with the closed part of the reef, and the captain standing on the thwart, and holding by the mast, was studying the island through the binoculars.

It was around 3 PM when they set off, and with the wind still coming from the west, they started rowing. “Well, we’ve got the guts out of YOU!” was the captain's farewell nod to the Currency Lass, which soon disappeared into the sea. Shortly after, a calm settled in, accompanied by heavy rain; they had their first meal, and the crew on watch lay down for uneasy sleep in the bilge while a fierce shower poured down. The twenty-ninth dawned above through ragged clouds; no moment makes a boat at sea seem so sharply black and so insignificantly small, and the crew glanced around at the sky and water, feeling a rush of loneliness and fear. With sunrise, the trade wind picked up, strong and steady; they set sail; the boat sped along, and by around 4 PM, they were nearing the closed part of the reef. The captain, standing on the thwart and gripping the mast, was studying the island with binoculars.

“Well, and where's your station?” cried Mac.

“Well, where’s your station?” shouted Mac.

“I don't someway pick it up,” replied the captain.

“I can't really understand it,” replied the captain.

“No, nor never will!” retorted Mac, with a clang of despair and triumph in his tones.

“No, and I never will!” Mac shot back, his voice ringing with both despair and triumph.

The truth was soon plain to all. No buoys, no beacons, no lights, no coal, no station; the castaways pulled through a lagoon and landed on an isle, where was no mark of man but wreckwood, and no sound but of the sea. For the seafowl that harboured and lived there at the epoch of my visit were then scattered into the uttermost parts of the ocean, and had left no traces of their sojourn besides dropped feathers and addled eggs. It was to this they had been sent, for this they had stooped all night over the dripping oars, hourly moving further from relief. The boat, for as small as it was, was yet eloquent of the hands of men, a thing alone indeed upon the sea but yet in itself all human; and the isle, for which they had exchanged it, was ingloriously savage, a place of distress, solitude, and hunger unrelieved. There was a strong glare and shadow of the evening over all; in which they sat or lay, not speaking, careless even to eat, men swindled out of life and riches by a lying book. In the great good nature of the whole party, no word of reproach had been addressed to Hadden, the author of these disasters. But the new blow was less magnanimously borne, and many angry glances rested on the captain.

The truth soon became obvious to everyone. There were no buoys, no beacons, no lights, no coal, no station; the castaways navigated through a lagoon and arrived on an island, where there were no signs of human life except for wreckage, and no sound but that of the sea. The seabirds that used to inhabit the area during my visit had scattered to the farthest corners of the ocean, leaving no trace of their presence except for dropped feathers and abandoned eggs. This is where they had ended up, after laboring all night over the dripping oars, getting further away from any hope of rescue. The boat, though small, was clearly crafted by human hands, a solitary object on the sea but still entirely human in essence; and the island, for which they had traded it, was unremarkably wild, a place filled with despair, isolation, and unrelieved hunger. A harsh evening light and shadows enveloped everything as they sat or lay there, not speaking, even too indifferent to eat, men cheated out of life and wealth by a deceptive book. In the overall kindness of the group, no one blamed Hadden, the one responsible for their misfortunes. However, this new blow was less graciously accepted, and many angry looks were directed at the captain.

Yet it was himself who roused them from their lethargy. Grudgingly they obeyed, drew the boat beyond tidemark, and followed him to the top of the miserable islet, whence a view was commanded of the whole wheel of the horizon, then part darkened under the coming night, part dyed with the hues of the sunset and populous with the sunset clouds. Here the camp was pitched and a tent run up with the oars, sails, and mast. And here Amalu, at no man's bidding, from the mere instinct of habitual service, built a fire and cooked a meal. Night was come, and the stars and the silver sickle of new moon beamed overhead, before the meal was ready. The cold sea shone about them, and the fire glowed in their faces, as they ate. Tommy had opened his case, and the brown sherry went the round; but it was long before they came to conversation.

Yet it was he who woke them from their slumber. Reluctantly, they obeyed, moved the boat beyond the tide line, and followed him to the top of the bleak little island, where they could see the entire horizon, some parts shrouded in the approaching night and others painted with the colors of the sunset and filled with sunset clouds. Here, they set up camp and erected a tent using the oars, sails, and mast. And here, Amalu, without anyone asking, just out of habit, started a fire and cooked a meal. By the time night fell, and the stars and the silver crescent of the new moon shone above, the meal was still not ready. The cold sea sparkled around them, and the fire flickered on their faces as they ate. Tommy had opened his case, and the brown sherry was passed around; however, it took a long time before they started talking.

“Well, is it to be Kauai after all?” asked Mac suddenly.

“Well, is it going to be Kauai after all?” Mac asked suddenly.

“This is bad enough for me,” said Tommy. “Let's stick it out where we are.”

“This is bad enough for me,” Tommy said. “Let’s just hang out here.”

“Well, I can tell ye one thing,” said Mac, “if ye care to hear it. When I was in the China mail, we once made this island. It's in the course from Honolulu.”

“Well, I can tell you one thing,” said Mac, “if you want to hear it. When I was on the China mail, we once passed this island. It’s on the route from Honolulu.”

“Deuce it is!” cried Carthew. “That settles it, then. Let's stay. We must keep good fires going; and there's plenty wreck.”

“It's a deal!” shouted Carthew. “That settles it, then. Let's stay. We need to keep the fires burning; and there's plenty of wreckage.”

“Lashings of wreck!” said the Irishman. “There's nothing here but wreck and coffin boards.”

“Loads of wreckage!” said the Irishman. “There’s nothing here but wreckage and coffin boards.”

“But we'll have to make a proper blyze,” objected Hemstead. “You can't see a fire like this, not any wye awye, I mean.”

“But we’ll have to make a proper blaze,” Hemstead argued. “You can’t see a fire like this, not any way at all, I mean.”

“Can't you?” said Carthew. “Look round.”

“Can't you?” Carthew said. “Take a look around.”

They did, and saw the hollow of the night, the bare, bright face of the sea, and the stars regarding them; and the voices died in their bosoms at the spectacle. In that huge isolation, it seemed they must be visible from China on the one hand and California on the other.

They did, and saw the emptiness of the night, the bare, bright surface of the sea, and the stars looking down at them; and their voices faded away in the presence of the scene. In that vast loneliness, it felt like they could be seen from China on one side and California on the other.

“My God, it's dreary!” whispered Hemstead.

“My God, it's so dull!” whispered Hemstead.

“Dreary?” cried Mac, and fell suddenly silent.

“Dreary?” Mac exclaimed, and then he went silent all of a sudden.

“It's better than a boat, anyway,” said Hadden. “I've had my bellyful of boat.”

“It's better than a boat, anyway,” Hadden said. “I’ve had enough of boats.”

“What kills me is that specie!” the captain broke out. “Think of all that riches,—four thousand in gold, bad silver, and short bills—all found money, too!—and no more use than that much dung!”

“What drives me crazy is that treasure!” the captain exclaimed. “Just think of all that wealth—four thousand in gold, worthless silver, and short notes—all found money, too!—and it’s just as good as that much crap!”

“I'll tell you one thing,” said Tommy. “I don't like it being in the boat—I don't care to have it so far away.”

“I'll tell you one thing,” said Tommy. “I don’t like being in the boat—I don’t want to be this far away.”

“Why, who's to take it?” cried Mac, with a guffaw of evil laughter.

“Why, who’s going to take it?” laughed Mac, with a wicked grin.

But this was not at all the feeling of the partners, who rose, clambered down the isle, brought back the inestimable treasure-chest slung upon two oars, and set it conspicuous in the shining of the fire.

But this was not how the partners felt at all. They got up, clambered down the aisle, brought back the invaluable treasure chest slung over two oars, and placed it prominently in the glow of the fire.

“There's my beauty!” cried Wicks, viewing it with a cocked head. “That's better than a bonfire. What! we have a chest here, and bills for close upon two thousand pounds; there's no show to that,—it would go in your vest-pocket,—but the rest! upwards of forty pounds avoirdupois of coined gold, and close on two hundredweight of Chile silver! What! ain't that good enough to fetch a fleet? Do you mean to say that won't affect a ship's compass? Do you mean to tell me that the lookout won't turn to and SMELL it?” he cried.

“Look at my treasure!” Wicks exclaimed, tilting his head. “This is better than a bonfire. What! We have a chest here, and bills totaling almost two thousand pounds; that's nothing—it could fit in your vest pocket—but the rest! Over forty pounds of gold coins, and nearly two hundredweight of Chilean silver! What! Are you saying that isn’t enough to attract a fleet? Are you seriously telling me that the lookout won't notice it?” he shouted.

Mac, who had no part nor lot in the bills, the forty pounds of gold, or the two hundredweight of silver, heard this with impatience, and fell into a bitter, choking laughter. “You'll see!” he said harshly. “You'll be glad to feed them bills into the fire before you're through with ut!” And he turned, passed by himself out of the ring of the firelight, and stood gazing seaward.

Mac, who had nothing to do with the bills, the forty pounds of gold, or the two hundredweight of silver, listened to this with irritation and erupted into a harsh, choking laugh. “You’ll see!” he said sharply. “You’ll wish you had thrown those bills into the fire before you’re done with it!” Then he turned and walked out of the circle of the firelight, standing there gazing out at the sea.

His speech and his departure extinguished instantly those sparks of better humour kindled by the dinner and the chest. The group fell again to an ill-favoured silence, and Hemstead began to touch the banjo, as was his habit of an evening. His repertory was small: the chords of Home, Sweet Home fell under his fingers; and when he had played the symphony, he instinctively raised up his voice. “Be it never so 'umble, there's no plyce like 'ome,” he sang. The last word was still upon his lips, when the instrument was snatched from him and dashed into the fire; and he turned with a cry to look into the furious countenance of Mac.

His speech and departure quickly snuffed out the sparks of good humor sparked by the dinner and the chest. The group fell into an uncomfortable silence again, and Hemstead started to play the banjo, as he usually did in the evening. His repertoire was limited: the chords of Home, Sweet Home fell under his fingers; and once he finished the melody, he instinctively raised his voice. “Be it never so 'umble, there's no plyce like 'ome,” he sang. The last word was still on his lips when someone grabbed the instrument and threw it into the fire; he turned with a shout to see Mac's furious face.

“I'll be damned if I stand this!” cried the captain, leaping up belligerent.

“I can’t believe I’m putting up with this!” shouted the captain, jumping up aggressively.

“I told ye I was a voilent man,” said Mac, with a movement of deprecation very surprising in one of his character. “Why don't he give me a chance then? Haven't we enough to bear the way we are?” And to the wonder and dismay of all, the man choked upon a sob. “It's ashamed of meself I am,” he said presently, his Irish accent twenty-fold increased. “I ask all your pardons for me voilence; and especially the little man's, who is a harmless crayture, and here's me hand to'm, if he'll condescind to take me by 't.”

“I told you I was a violent man,” said Mac, with a surprisingly humble gesture for someone like him. “Why doesn’t he give me a chance then? Haven’t we got enough to deal with as it is?” And to everyone’s shock and dismay, the man choked on a sob. “I’m ashamed of myself,” he said after a moment, his Irish accent becoming even stronger. “I ask for everyone’s forgiveness for my violence; and especially from the little man, who is a harmless creature, and here’s my hand to him, if he’ll condescend to take it.”

So this scene of barbarity and sentimentalism passed off, leaving behind strange and incongruous impressions. True, every one was perhaps glad when silence succeeded that all too appropriate music; true, Mac's apology and subsequent behaviour rather raised him in the opinion of his fellow-castaways. But the discordant note had been struck, and its harmonics tingled in the brain. In that savage, houseless isle, the passions of man had sounded, if only for the moment, and all men trembled at the possibilities of horror.

So this scene of cruelty and sentimentality played out, leaving behind strange and mismatched feelings. Sure, everyone was probably relieved when silence replaced that way too fitting music; it’s true that Mac's apology and how he acted afterward made him look better in the eyes of his fellow survivors. But the unsettling note had been struck, and its echoes resonated in their minds. On that wild, empty island, human emotions had echoed, if only for a moment, and everyone shuddered at the potential for terror.

It was determined to stand watch and watch in case of passing vessels; and Tommy, on fire with an idea, volunteered to stand the first. The rest crawled under the tent, and were soon enjoying that comfortable gift of sleep, which comes everywhere and to all men, quenching anxieties and speeding time. And no sooner were all settled, no sooner had the drone of many snorers begun to mingle with and overcome the surf, than Tommy stole from his post with the case of sherry, and dropped it in a quiet cove in a fathom of water. But the stormy inconstancy of Mac's behaviour had no connection with a gill or two of wine; his passions, angry and otherwise, were on a different sail plan from his neighbours'; and there were possibilities of good and evil in that hybrid Celt beyond their prophecy.

It was decided that someone should keep watch for passing boats, and Tommy, excited by an idea, volunteered to take the first shift. The others crawled under the tent and soon fell into a deep, restful sleep, a comfort that comes to everyone, washing away worries and making time fly. No sooner had everyone settled in and the sound of multiple snorers started to blend with and overpower the sound of the waves than Tommy slipped away from his post with the case of sherry and dropped it into a quiet cove in a foot of water. But Mac's unpredictable behavior had nothing to do with a drink or two; his moods, whether angry or otherwise, were on a different wavelength from those of his companions, and there were both good and bad possibilities in that mixed Celtic nature that the others couldn't foresee.

About two in the morning, the starry sky—or so it seemed, for the drowsy watchman had not observed the approach of any cloud—brimmed over in a deluge; and for three days it rained without remission. The islet was a sponge, the castaways sops; the view all gone, even the reef concealed behind the curtain of the falling water. The fire was soon drowned out; after a couple of boxes of matches had been scratched in vain, it was decided to wait for better weather; and the party lived in wretchedness on raw tins and a ration of hard bread.

About two in the morning, the starry sky—at least it seemed that way, since the sleepy watchman hadn’t noticed any clouds coming in—opened up in a downpour; and for three days it rained nonstop. The island turned into a sponge, and the castaways were soaked. The view was completely gone, even the reef was hidden behind the curtain of falling water. The fire was quickly extinguished; after a few boxes of matches were unsuccessfully used, it was decided to wait for better weather; and the group struggled through, living on raw canned food and a supply of hard bread.

By the 2nd February, in the dark hours of the morning watch, the clouds were all blown by; the sun rose glorious; and once more the castaways sat by a quick fire, and drank hot coffee with the greed of brutes and sufferers. Thenceforward their affairs moved in a routine. A fire was constantly maintained; and this occupied one hand continuously, and the others for an hour or so in the day. Twice a day, all hands bathed in the lagoon, their chief, almost their only pleasure. Often they fished in the lagoon with good success. And the rest was passed in lolling, strolling, yarns, and disputation. The time of the China steamers was calculated to a nicety; which done, the thought was rejected and ignored. It was one that would not bear consideration. The boat voyage having been tacitly set aside, the desperate part chosen to wait there for the coming of help or of starvation, no man had courage left to look his bargain in the face, far less to discuss it with his neighbours. But the unuttered terror haunted them; in every hour of idleness, at every moment of silence, it returned, and breathed a chill about the circle, and carried men's eyes to the horizon. Then, in a panic of self-defence, they would rally to some other subject. And, in that lone spot, what else was to be found to speak of but the treasure?

By February 2nd, during the early hours of the morning watch, the clouds had all cleared away; the sun rose brilliantly; and once again the castaways sat by a quick fire, drinking hot coffee with the eagerness of animals and those in pain. From that point on, their lives followed a routine. A fire was kept going constantly, which took up one person's hands continuously and occupied others for an hour or so each day. Twice daily, everyone bathed in the lagoon, which was their main pleasure. They often fished in the lagoon with good results. The rest of their time was spent lounging, strolling, telling stories, and arguing. They calculated the arrival times of the China steamers with great precision; but once that was done, they rejected the thought and pushed it aside. It was a consideration they couldn't face. With the boat trip effectively dismissed, they had all resigned themselves to waiting there for help or starvation; no one had the courage to confront the reality of their situation, let alone discuss it with each other. Yet the unspoken fear lingered; in every idle moment, during every quiet time, it would resurface, casting a chill over the group and drawing their eyes to the horizon. In a panic of self-defense, they would switch to other topics. And in that isolated place, what else was there to talk about but the treasure?

That was indeed the chief singularity, the one thing conspicuous in their island life; the presence of that chest of bills and specie dominated the mind like a cathedral; and there were besides connected with it, certain irking problems well fitted to occupy the idle. Two thousand pounds were due to the Sydney firm: two thousand pounds were clear profit, and fell to be divided in varying proportions among six. It had been agreed how the partners were to range; every pound of capital subscribed, every pound that fell due in wages, was to count for one “lay.” Of these, Tommy could claim five hundred and ten, Carthew one hundred and seventy, Wicks one hundred and forty, and Hemstead and Amalu ten apiece: eight hundred and forty “lays” in all. What was the value of a lay? This was at first debated in the air and chiefly by the strength of Tommy's lungs. Then followed a series of incorrect calculations; from which they issued, arithmetically foiled, but agreed from weariness upon an approximate value of 2 pounds, 7 shillings 7 1/4 pence. The figures were admittedly incorrect; the sum of the shares came not to 2000 pounds, but to 1996 pounds, 6 shillings: 3 pounds, 14 shillings being thus left unclaimed. But it was the nearest they had yet found, and the highest as well, so that the partners were made the less critical by the contemplation of their splendid dividends. Wicks put in 100 pounds and stood to draw captain's wages for two months; his taking was 333 pounds 3 shillings 6 1/2 pence. Carthew had put in 150 pounds: he was to take out 401 pounds, 18 shillings 6 1/2 pence. Tommy's 500 pounds had grown to be 1213 pounds 12 shillings 9 3/4 pence; and Amalu and Hemstead, ranking for wages only, had 22 pounds, 16 shillings 1/2 pence, each.

That was definitely the main standout, the one thing that was really noticeable in their island life; the presence of that chest of cash and coins dominated their thoughts like a cathedral. Along with it were certain annoying problems that suited those with nothing to do. Two thousand pounds were owed to the Sydney firm: two thousand pounds were pure profit, set to be divided in different proportions among six people. They had agreed on how the partners were to be arranged; every pound of capital invested and every pound that was due in wages counted as one “lay.” Of these, Tommy could claim five hundred and ten, Carthew one hundred and seventy, Wicks one hundred and forty, and Hemstead and Amalu ten each: a total of eight hundred and forty “lays.” What was the value of a lay? This was initially debated mostly by the loudness of Tommy's voice. Then followed a series of incorrect calculations; they emerged from that, mathematically defeated, but too tired to care and settled on an approximate value of 2 pounds, 7 shillings, and 7 1/4 pence. The figures were clearly wrong; the total shares added up to not 2000 pounds, but to 1996 pounds and 6 shillings: leaving 3 pounds and 14 shillings unclaimed. But it was the closest they had come, and the highest as well, so the partners were less critical as they considered their impressive dividends. Wicks invested 100 pounds and was set to receive captain's wages for two months; his share would be 333 pounds, 3 shillings, and 6 1/2 pence. Carthew put in 150 pounds: he would take out 401 pounds, 18 shillings, and 6 1/2 pence. Tommy's 500 pounds had grown to 1213 pounds, 12 shillings, and 9 3/4 pence; and Amalu and Hemstead, who only claimed wages, had 22 pounds, 16 shillings, and 1/2 pence each.

From talking and brooding on these figures, it was but a step to opening the chest; and once the chest open, the glamour of the cash was irresistible. Each felt that he must see his treasure separate with the eye of flesh, handle it in the hard coin, mark it for his own, and stand forth to himself the approved owner. And here an insurmountable difficulty barred the way. There were some seventeen shillings in English silver: the rest was Chile; and the Chile dollar, which had been taken at the rate of six to the pound sterling, was practically their smallest coin. It was decided, therefore, to divide the pounds only, and to throw the shillings, pence, and fractions in a common fund. This, with the three pound fourteen already in the heel, made a total of seven pounds one shilling.

From talking and thinking about these numbers, it was just a small step to opening the chest; and once the chest was opened, the allure of the cash was too hard to resist. Each one felt that he needed to see his treasure separated with his own eyes, touch it in the form of solid coins, claim it for himself, and feel like the official owner. But an overwhelming obstacle stood in their way. There were about seventeen shillings in English silver: the rest was in Chilean currency, and the Chilean dollar, which was exchanged at a rate of six to the British pound, was practically their smallest coin. So, it was decided to only divide the pounds and to put the shillings, pence, and smaller coins into a common fund. This, along with the three pounds fourteen already in the pile, brought the total to seven pounds one shilling.

“I'll tell you,” said Wicks. “Let Carthew and Tommy and me take one pound apiece, and Hemstead and Amalu split the other four, and toss up for the odd bob.”

“I'll tell you,” said Wicks. “Let Carthew, Tommy, and I take one pound each, and Hemstead and Amalu can split the other four, and we'll flip a coin for the extra penny.”

“O, rot!” said Carthew. “Tommy and I are bursting already. We can take half a sov' each, and let the other three have forty shillings.”

“O, no way!” said Carthew. “Tommy and I are already stuffed. We can take half a pound each, and let the other three have forty shillings.”

“I'll tell you now—it's not worth splitting,” broke in Mac. “I've cards in my chest. Why don't you play for the slump sum?”

“I'll tell you right now—it's not worth splitting,” interrupted Mac. “I've got cards up my sleeve. Why don't you play for the whole amount?”

In that idle place, the proposal was accepted with delight. Mac, as the owner of the cards, was given a stake; the sum was played for in five games of cribbage; and when Amalu, the last survivor in the tournament, was beaten by Mac, it was found the dinner hour was past. After a hasty meal, they fell again immediately to cards, this time (on Carthew's proposal) to Van John. It was then probably two P.M. of the 9th February; and they played with varying chances for twelve hours, slept heavily, and rose late on the morrow to resume the game. All day of the 10th, with grudging intervals for food, and with one long absence on the part of Tommy from which he returned dripping with the case of sherry, they continued to deal and stake. Night fell: they drew the closer to the fire. It was maybe two in the morning, and Tommy was selling his deal by auction, as usual with that timid player; when Carthew, who didn't intend to bid, had a moment of leisure and looked round him. He beheld the moonlight on the sea, the money piled and scattered in that incongruous place, the perturbed faces of the players; he felt in his own breast the familiar tumult; and it seemed as if there rose in his ears a sound of music, and the moon seemed still to shine upon a sea, but the sea was changed, and the Casino towered from among lamplit gardens, and the money clinked on the green board. “Good God!” he thought, “am I gambling again?” He looked the more curiously about the sandy table. He and Mac had played and won like gamblers; the mingled gold and silver lay by their places in the heap. Amalu and Hemstead had each more than held their own, but Tommy was cruel far to leeward, and the captain was reduced to perhaps fifty pounds.

In that quiet place, the proposal was eagerly accepted. Mac, being the owner of the cards, was given a stake; the amount was played for in five games of cribbage. When Amalu, the last remaining player in the tournament, lost to Mac, they realized dinner time had passed. After a quick meal, they immediately returned to cards, this time (on Carthew's suggestion) to Van John. It was probably around 2 P.M. on February 9th; they played with varying luck for twelve hours, slept heavily, and got up late the next day to continue the game. All day on the 10th, with reluctant breaks for food, and one long absence from Tommy who returned dripping with a case of sherry, they kept dealing and betting. Night fell, and they huddled closer to the fire. It was maybe 2 in the morning, and Tommy was selling his deal by auction, as he often did; when Carthew, who didn't plan to bid, had a moment to look around. He saw the moonlight on the sea, the money piled and scattered in that strange place, the anxious faces of the players; he felt the familiar excitement in his chest; and it seemed as if he heard music, and the moon still shone on a sea, but the sea was different, and the Casino loomed among lit gardens, and the money clinked on the green table. “Good God!” he thought, “am I gambling again?” He looked more closely at the sandy table. He and Mac had played and won like gamblers; the mixed gold and silver lay by their spots in the pile. Amalu and Hemstead had both held their ground well, but Tommy was far behind, and the captain was down to maybe fifty pounds.

“I say, let's knock off,” said Carthew.

“I say, let's call it a day,” said Carthew.

“Give that man a glass of Buckle,” said some one, and a fresh bottle was opened, and the game went inexorably on.

“Give that man a glass of Buckle,” someone said, and a new bottle was opened, and the game continued relentlessly.

Carthew was himself too heavy a winner to withdraw or to say more; and all the rest of the night he must look on at the progress of this folly, and make gallant attempts to lose with the not uncommon consequence of winning more. The first dawn of the 11th February found him well-nigh desperate. It chanced he was then dealer, and still winning. He had just dealt a round of many tens; every one had staked heavily; the captain had put up all that remained to him, twelve pounds in gold and a few dollars; and Carthew, looking privately at his cards before he showed them, found he held a natural.

Carthew was too big a winner to back out or say anything more; all night long, he had to watch the ongoing madness and made brave attempts to lose, which often led to winning even more. When the first light of February 11th broke, he was nearly in despair. He happened to be the dealer and was still winning. He had just dealt a round of high-value cards; everyone had placed big bets; the captain had wagered all he had left, twelve pounds in gold and a few dollars; and as Carthew checked his cards privately before showing them, he discovered he had a natural.

“See here, you fellows,” he broke out, “this is a sickening business, and I'm done with it for one.” So saying, he showed his cards, tore them across, and rose from the ground.

“Listen up, guys,” he exclaimed, “this is a disgusting situation, and I’m finished with it for one.” With that, he revealed his cards, ripped them in half, and stood up.

The company stared and murmured in mere amazement; but Mac stepped gallantly to his support.

The company stared and whispered in disbelief; but Mac stepped up boldly to support him.

“We've had enough of it, I do believe,” said he. “But of course it was all fun, and here's my counters back. All counters in, boys!” and he began to pour his winnings into the chest, which stood fortunately near him.

“We've had enough of this, I really think,” he said. “But of course it was all in good fun, and here are my chips back. All chips in, guys!” and he started to pour his winnings into the chest, which happened to be close by.

Carthew stepped across and wrung him by the hand. “I'll never forget this,” he said.

Carthew walked over and shook his hand. “I’ll never forget this,” he said.

“And what are ye going to do with the Highway boy and the plumber?” inquired Mac, in a low tone of voice. “They've both wan, ye see.”

“And what are you going to do with the Highway boy and the plumber?” Mac asked in a hushed tone. “They've both won, you see.”

“That's true!” said Carthew aloud. “Amalu and Hemstead, count your winnings; Tommy and I pay that.”

“That's true!” Carthew said loudly. “Amalu and Hemstead, count your winnings; Tommy and I will cover that.”

It was carried without speech: the pair glad enough to receive their winnings, it mattered not from whence; and Tommy, who had lost about five hundred pounds, delighted with the compromise.

It was taken without a word: the couple was happy to accept their winnings, no matter where they came from; and Tommy, who had lost about five hundred pounds, was pleased with the deal.

“And how about Mac?” asked Hemstead. “Is he to lose all?”

“What's going on with Mac?” asked Hemstead. “Is he going to lose everything?”

“I beg your pardon, plumber. I'm sure ye mean well,” returned the Irishman, “but you'd better shut your face, for I'm not that kind of a man. If I t'ought I had wan that money fair, there's never a soul here could get it from me. But I t'ought it was in fun; that was my mistake, ye see; and there's no man big enough upon this island to give a present to my mother's son. So there's my opinion to ye, plumber, and you can put it in your pockut till required.”

“I’m sorry, plumber. I know you mean well,” the Irishman replied, “but you’d better be quiet, because I’m not that kind of guy. If I thought I fairly earned that money, no one here could take it from me. But I assumed it was all in good fun; that was my mistake, you see; and there’s no one big enough on this island to give a gift to my mother’s son. So that’s my opinion for you, plumber, and you can keep it in your pocket until you need it.”

“Well, I will say, Mac, you're a gentleman,” said Carthew, as he helped him to shovel back his winnings into the treasure chest.

“Well, I have to say, Mac, you're a real gentleman,” Carthew said as he helped him shovel his winnings back into the treasure chest.

“Divil a fear of it, sir! a drunken sailor-man,” said Mac.

“Not a chance, sir! a drunken sailor,” said Mac.

The captain had sat somewhile with his face in his hands: now he rose mechanically, shaking and stumbling like a drunkard after a debauch. But as he rose, his face was altered, and his voice rang out over the isle, “Sail, ho!”

The captain had sat there for a while with his face in his hands: now he got up unsteadily, shaking and stumbling like a drunk after a binge. But as he stood up, his expression changed, and his voice shouted across the island, “Sail, ho!”

All turned at the cry, and there, in the wild light of the morning, heading straight for Midway Reef, was the brig Flying Scud of Hull.

All turned at the shout, and there, in the bright morning light, heading straight for Midway Reef, was the brig Flying Scud from Hull.





CHAPTER XXIV. A HARD BARGAIN.

The ship which thus appeared before the castaways had long “tramped” the ocean, wandering from one port to another as freights offered. She was two years out from London, by the Cape of Good Hope, India, and the Archipelago; and was now bound for San Francisco in the hope of working homeward round the Horn. Her captain was one Jacob Trent. He had retired some five years before to a suburban cottage, a patch of cabbages, a gig, and the conduct of what he called a Bank. The name appears to have been misleading. Borrowers were accustomed to choose works of art and utility in the front shop; loaves of sugar and bolts of broadcloth were deposited in pledge; and it was a part of the manager's duty to dash in his gig on Saturday evenings from one small retailer's to another, and to annex in each the bulk of the week's takings. His was thus an active life, and to a man of the type of a rat, filled with recondite joys. An unexpected loss, a law suit, and the unintelligent commentary of the judge upon the bench, combined to disgust him of the business. I was so extraordinarily fortunate as to find, in an old newspaper, a report of the proceedings in Lyall v. The Cardiff Mutual Accommodation Banking Co. “I confess I fail entirely to understand the nature of the business,” the judge had remarked, while Trent was being examined in chief; a little after, on fuller information—“They call it a bank,” he had opined, “but it seems to me to be an unlicensed pawnshop”; and he wound up with this appalling allocution: “Mr. Trent, I must put you on your guard; you must be very careful, or we shall see you here again.” In the inside of a week the captain disposed of the bank, the cottage, and the gig and horse; and to sea again in the Flying Scud, where he did well and gave high satisfaction to his owners. But the glory clung to him; he was a plain sailor-man, he said, but he could never long allow you to forget that he had been a banker.

The ship that appeared before the castaways had spent a long time traveling the ocean, moving from one port to another as cargo came up. She had been at sea for two years since leaving London, going by way of the Cape of Good Hope, India, and the Archipelago; she was now headed for San Francisco in hopes of working her way back home around the Horn. Her captain was Jacob Trent. He had retired about five years ago to a suburban cottage with a patch of cabbages, a horse and carriage, and what he called a Bank. The name seemed misleading. Borrowers typically chose items of art and utility from the front shop; bags of sugar and rolls of broadcloth were used as collateral, and it was part of the manager's job to race around in his carriage on Saturday evenings from one small retailer to another, collecting most of the week's earnings. His life was quite active, and for a man like him, it brought hidden joys. An unexpected loss, a lawsuit, and the judge's clueless comments from the bench all combined to make him lose interest in the business. I was incredibly lucky to find a report of the case in an old newspaper, Lyall v. The Cardiff Mutual Accommodation Banking Co. “I admit I completely fail to understand the nature of the business,” the judge had remarked while Trent was being questioned; shortly after, with more information, he said, “They call it a bank, but it seems to me to be an unlicensed pawnshop,” and concluded with this shocking statement: “Mr. Trent, I must warn you; you need to be very careful, or we might see you back here again.” Within a week, the captain sold the bank, the cottage, and the horse and carriage; then he went back to sea in the Flying Scud, where he did well and satisfied his owners. But fame still surrounded him; he claimed to be just a plain sailor, but he could never let you forget that he once was a banker.

His mate, Elias Goddedaal, was a huge viking of a man, six feet three and of proportionate mass, strong, sober, industrious, musical, and sentimental. He ran continually over into Swedish melodies, chiefly in the minor. He had paid nine dollars to hear Patti; to hear Nilsson, he had deserted a ship and two months' wages; and he was ready at any time to walk ten miles for a good concert, or seven to a reasonable play. On board he had three treasures: a canary bird, a concertina, and a blinding copy of the works of Shakespeare. He had a gift, peculiarly Scandinavian, of making friends at sight: an elemental innocence commended him; he was without fear, without reproach, and without money or the hope of making it.

His buddy, Elias Goddedaal, was a massive guy, six feet three with a solid build—strong, sober, hard-working, musical, and sentimental. He constantly broke into Swedish melodies, mostly in minor keys. He had spent nine dollars to see Patti perform; to catch Nilsson, he had even left a ship and two months' pay; and he was always willing to walk ten miles for a great concert or seven for a decent play. On board, he had three treasures: a canary, a concertina, and an eye-catching edition of Shakespeare's works. He had a uniquely Scandinavian ability to make friends instantly; his genuine innocence made him likable; he lived without fear, without shame, and without money or the prospect of earning any.

Holdorsen was second mate, and berthed aft, but messed usually with the hands.

Holdorsen was the second mate and stayed in the back, but usually ate with the crew.

Of one more of the crew, some image lives. This was a foremast hand out of the Clyde, of the name of Brown. A small, dark, thickset creature, with dog's eyes, of a disposition incomparably mild and harmless, he knocked about seas and cities, the uncomplaining whiptop of one vice. “The drink is my trouble, ye see,” he said to Carthew shyly; “and it's the more shame to me because I'm come of very good people at Bowling, down the wa'er.” The letter that so much affected Nares, in case the reader should remember it, was addressed to this man Brown.

Of one more of the crew, some image remains. This was a foremast hand from the Clyde named Brown. A small, dark, stocky guy with dog-like eyes, he had an incredibly mild and harmless personality. He wandered through seas and cities, the uncomplaining target of one flaw. “The drink is my problem, you see,” he said to Carthew shyly; “and it’s even more embarrassing for me because I come from a really good family in Bowling, down by the water.” The letter that affected Nares so much, in case the reader remembers it, was addressed to this guy Brown.

Such was the ship that now carried joy into the bosoms of the castaways. After the fatigue and the bestial emotions of their night of play, the approach of salvation shook them from all self-control. Their hands trembled, their eyes shone, they laughed and shouted like children as they cleared their camp: and some one beginning to whistle Marching Through Georgia, the remainder of the packing was conducted, amidst a thousand interruptions, to these martial strains. But the strong head of Wicks was only partly turned.

Such was the ship that now brought joy to the hearts of the castaways. After the exhaustion and wild emotions of their night of revelry, the arrival of salvation broke their self-restraint. Their hands shook, their eyes sparkled, and they laughed and shouted like kids as they packed up their camp. Someone started to whistle Marching Through Georgia, and the rest of the packing continued, filled with interruptions, to these lively tunes. But Wicks's strong mind was only partially distracted.

“Boys,” he said, “easy all! We're going aboard of a ship of which we don't know nothing; we've got a chest of specie, and seeing the weight, we can't turn to and deny it. Now, suppose she was fishy; suppose it was some kind of a Bully Hayes business! It's my opinion we'd better be on hand with the pistols.”

“Guys,” he said, “easy now! We're going aboard a ship that we know nothing about; we've got a chest full of cash, and given its weight, we can't just ignore it. Now, what if it's shady; what if it's some kind of scam like Bully Hayes? I think we’d be better off ready with the guns.”

Every man of the party but Hemstead had some kind of a revolver; these were accordingly loaded and disposed about the persons of the castaways, and the packing was resumed and finished in the same rapturous spirit as it was begun. The sun was not yet ten degrees above the eastern sea, but the brig was already close in and hove to, before they had launched the boat and sped, shouting at the oars, towards the passage.

Every man in the group except Hemstead had some sort of revolver; these were loaded and distributed among the castaways, and the packing continued and wrapped up in the same excited spirit as it had started. The sun was still not even ten degrees above the eastern sea, but the brig was already nearby and anchored, before they launched the boat and quickly shouted as they rowed toward the passage.

It was blowing fresh outside, with a strong send of sea. The spray flew in the oarsmen's faces. They saw the Union Jack blow abroad from the Flying Scud, the men clustered at the rail, the cook in the galley door, the captain on the quarter-deck with a pith helmet and binoculars. And the whole familiar business, the comfort, company, and safety of a ship, heaving nearer at each stroke, maddened them with joy.

It was breezy outside, with a strong smell of the sea. The spray hit the oarsmen's faces. They saw the Union Jack waving from the Flying Scud, the men gathered at the rail, the cook in the galley door, and the captain on the quarter-deck wearing a pith helmet and holding binoculars. The whole familiar scene, the comfort, company, and safety of a ship, came closer with every stroke, driving them wild with joy.

Wicks was the first to catch the line, and swarm on board, helping hands grabbing him as he came and hauling him across the rail.

Wicks was the first to grab the line and swarm on board, with hands reaching out to grab him as he arrived and pulling him over the rail.

“Captain, sir, I suppose?” he said, turning to the hard old man in the pith helmet.

“Captain, sir, I guess?” he said, turning to the grizzled old man in the pith helmet.

“Captain Trent, sir,” returned the old gentleman.

“Captain Trent, sir,” replied the old gentleman.

“Well, I'm Captain Kirkup, and this is the crew of the Sydney schooner Currency Lass, dismasted at sea January 28th.”

“Well, I'm Captain Kirkup, and this is the crew of the Sydney schooner Currency Lass, which got its mast knocked out at sea on January 28th.”

“Ay, ay,” said Trent. “Well, you're all right now. Lucky for you I saw your signal. I didn't know I was so near this beastly island, there must be a drift to the south'ard here; and when I came on deck this morning at eight bells, I thought it was a ship afire.”

“Ay, ay,” said Trent. “Well, you're all good now. Lucky for you I saw your signal. I didn’t realize I was so close to this awful island; there must be a current heading south here. When I came on deck this morning at eight bells, I thought it was a ship on fire.”

It had been agreed that, while Wicks was to board the ship and do the civil, the rest were to remain in the whaleboat and see the treasure safe. A tackle was passed down to them; to this they made fast the invaluable chest, and gave the word to heave. But the unexpected weight brought the hand at the tackle to a stand; two others ran to tail on and help him, and the thing caught the eye of Trent.

It was decided that while Wicks would get on the ship and take care of the formalities, the others would stay in the whaleboat to keep an eye on the treasure. They lowered a tackle to them; they securely attached the priceless chest to it and signaled to lift. But the unexpected weight caused the person operating the tackle to stop; two others rushed over to help him, and that caught Trent's attention.

“'Vast heaving!” he cried sharply; and then to Wicks: “What's that? I don't ever remember to have seen a chest weigh like that.”

“‘Vast heaving!’ he shouted sharply; and then to Wicks: ‘What’s that? I don't ever remember seeing a chest weigh like that.’”

“It's money,” said Wicks.

“It's cash,” said Wicks.

“It's what?” cried Trent.

"What is it?" cried Trent.

“Specie,” said Wicks; “saved from the wreck.”

“Cash,” said Wicks; “rescued from the wreck.”

Trent looked at him sharply. “Here, let go that chest again, Mr. Goddedaal,” he commanded, “shove the boat off, and stream her with a line astern.”

Trent looked at him sharply. “Hey, let go of that chest again, Mr. Goddedaal,” he commanded, “push the boat off, and tie her up with a line at the back.”

“Ay, ay, sir!” from Goddedaal.

“Sure thing, sir!” from Goddedaal.

“What the devil's wrong?” asked Wicks.

“What the heck is wrong?” asked Wicks.

“Nothing, I daresay,” returned Trent. “But you'll allow it's a queer thing when a boat turns up in mid-ocean with half a ton of specie,—and everybody armed,” he added, pointing to Wicks's pocket. “Your boat will lay comfortably astern, while you come below and make yourself satisfactory.”

“Nothing, I would say,” replied Trent. “But you have to admit it’s strange when a boat shows up in the middle of the ocean with half a ton of cash—and everyone armed,” he added, pointing to Wicks's pocket. “Your boat can sit comfortably behind us while you come below and sort things out.”

“O, if that's all!” said Wicks. “My log and papers are as right as the mail; nothing fishy about us.” And he hailed his friends in the boat, bidding them have patience, and turned to follow Captain Trent.

“O, if that's all!” said Wicks. “My log and papers are all in order; nothing suspicious about us.” And he called out to his friends in the boat, telling them to be patient, and turned to follow Captain Trent.

“This way, Captain Kirkup,” said the latter. “And don't blame a man for too much caution; no offence intended; and these China rivers shake a fellow's nerve. All I want is just to see you're what you say you are; it's only my duty, sir, and what you would do yourself in the circumstances. I've not always been a ship-captain: I was a banker once, and I tell you that's the trade to learn caution in. You have to keep your weather-eye lifting Saturday nights.” And with a dry, business-like cordiality, he produced a bottle of gin.

“Come this way, Captain Kirkup,” said the other. “And don’t fault a guy for being too cautious; no offense meant; these rivers in China can really test a person's nerves. All I want is to make sure you are who you say you are; it's just my job, sir, and it's what you would do if you were in my position. I haven’t always been a ship captain—I used to be a banker, and I can tell you that’s the field where you learn to be cautious. You really need to keep your eyes open on Saturday nights.” And with a dry, professional friendliness, he took out a bottle of gin.

The captains pledged each other; the papers were overhauled; the tale of Topelius and the trade was told in appreciative ears and cemented their acquaintance. Trent's suspicions, thus finally disposed of, were succeeded by a fit of profound thought, during which he sat lethargic and stern, looking at and drumming on the table.

The captains made promises to each other; the documents were reviewed; the story of Topelius and the trade was shared with interested listeners and strengthened their friendship. Trent's suspicions, now settled, gave way to a deep contemplation, as he sat in a daze, serious and focused, staring at and tapping on the table.

“Anything more?” asked Wicks.

"Anything else?" asked Wicks.

“What sort of a place is it inside?” inquired Trent, sudden as though Wicks had touched a spring.

“What kind of place is it inside?” Trent asked, as if Wicks had triggered a switch.

“It's a good enough lagoon—a few horses' heads, but nothing to mention,” answered Wicks.

“It's a decent lagoon—some horse heads, but nothing worth mentioning,” answered Wicks.

“I've a good mind to go in,” said Trent. “I was new rigged in China; it's given very bad, and I'm getting frightened for my sticks. We could set it up as good as new in a day. For I daresay your lot would turn to and give us a hand?”

“I’m seriously thinking about going in,” said Trent. “I just got new rigging in China; it’s not looking good, and I’m getting worried about my gear. We could fix it up to look brand new in a day. I bet your guys would pitch in and help us out?”

“You see if we don't!” said Wicks.

“You'll see if we don't!” said Wicks.

“So be it, then,” concluded Trent. “A stitch in time saves nine.”

“So be it, then,” finished Trent. “A stitch in time saves nine.”

They returned on deck; Wicks cried the news to the Currency Lasses; the foretopsail was filled again, and the brig ran into the lagoon lively, the whaleboat dancing in her wake, and came to single anchor off Middle Brooks Island before eight. She was boarded by the castaways, breakfast was served, the baggage slung on board and piled in the waist, and all hands turned to upon the rigging. All day the work continued, the two crews rivalling each other in expense of strength. Dinner was served on deck, the officers messing aft under the slack of the spanker, the men fraternising forward. Trent appeared in excellent spirits, served out grog to all hands, opened a bottle of Cape wine for the after-table, and obliged his guests with many details of the life of a financier in Cardiff. He had been forty years at sea, had five times suffered shipwreck, was once nine months the prisoner of a pepper rajah, and had seen service under fire in Chinese rivers; but the only thing he cared to talk of, the only thing of which he was vain, or with which he thought it possible to interest a stranger, was his career as a money-lender in the slums of a seaport town.

They went back on deck; Wicks shouted the news to the Currency Lasses; the foretopsail filled up again, and the brig sailed into the lagoon with energy, the whaleboat following behind, and anchored off Middle Brooks Island before eight. The castaways came aboard, breakfast was served, the luggage was hauled on board and stacked in the waist, and everyone got to work on the rigging. The work went on all day, with the two crews competing to show off their strength. Dinner was served on deck, the officers eating at the back under the slack of the spanker, while the men socialized at the front. Trent was in great spirits, handed out grog to everyone, opened a bottle of Cape wine for the table, and entertained his guests with tales about being a financier in Cardiff. He had spent forty years at sea, had survived shipwreck five times, was once held captive by a pepper rajah for nine months, and had seen action on Chinese rivers; but the only topic he really wanted to discuss, the only thing he took pride in, and the only thing he thought might interest a stranger, was his work as a money-lender in the slums of a port town.

The afternoon spell told cruelly on the Currency Lasses. Already exhausted as they were with sleeplessness and excitement, they did the last hours of this violent employment on bare nerves; and when Trent was at last satisfied with the condition of his rigging, expected eagerly the word to put to sea. But the captain seemed in no hurry. He went and walked by himself softly, like a man in thought. Presently he hailed Wicks.

The afternoon heat took a toll on the Currency Lasses. Already worn out from lack of sleep and excitement, they spent the final hours of this intense work barely holding it together; and when Trent was finally happy with his setup, he eagerly waited for the command to set sail. But the captain didn’t seem rushed. He walked around by himself quietly, like someone deep in thought. Soon, he called out to Wicks.

“You're a kind of company, ain't you, Captain Kirkup?” he inquired.

“You're a bit of a character, aren't you, Captain Kirkup?” he asked.

“Yes, we're all on board on lays,” was the reply.

“Yes, we're all in agreement on the plans,” was the reply.

“Well, then, you won't mind if I ask the lot of you down to tea in the cabin?” asked Trent.

“Well, then, you won't mind if I invite all of you for tea in the cabin?” asked Trent.

Wicks was amazed, but he naturally ventured no remark; and a little after, the six Currency Lasses sat down with Trent and Goddedaal to a spread of marmalade, butter, toast, sardines, tinned tongue, and steaming tea. The food was not very good, and I have no doubt Nares would have reviled it, but it was manna to the castaways. Goddedaal waited on them with a kindness far before courtesy, a kindness like that of some old, honest countrywoman in her farm. It was remembered afterwards that Trent took little share in these attentions, but sat much absorbed in thought, and seemed to remember and forget the presence of his guests alternately.

Wicks was amazed, but he didn’t say anything; shortly after, the six Currency Lasses joined Trent and Goddedaal for a meal of marmalade, butter, toast, sardines, tinned meat, and hot tea. The food wasn't great, and I’m sure Nares would have criticized it, but to the castaways, it was like a blessing. Goddedaal served them with a kindness that went beyond mere politeness, reminiscent of an old, genuine countrywoman on her farm. It was later noted that Trent participated little in these gestures; he sat deep in thought, repeatedly seeming to notice and then forget the presence of his guests.

Presently he addressed the Chinaman.

Currently, he addressed the Chinaman.

“Clear out!” said he, and watched him till he had disappeared in the stair. “Now, gentlemen,” he went on, “I understand you're a joint-stock sort of crew, and that's why I've had you all down; for there's a point I want made clear. You see what sort of a ship this is—a good ship, though I say it, and you see what the rations are—good enough for sailor-men.”

“Get out!” he said, watching until he vanished up the stairs. “Now, gentlemen,” he continued, “I realize you’re some kind of joint-stock team, and that’s why I’ve gathered you all here; there’s something I need to clarify. You see what kind of ship this is—a solid ship, if I may say so, and you see what the provisions are—good enough for sailors.”

There was a hurried murmur of approval, but curiosity for what was coming next prevented an articulate reply.

There was a quick murmur of agreement, but the anticipation of what was coming next held back a clear response.

“Well,” continued Trent, making bread pills and looking hard at the middle of the table, “I'm glad of course to be able to give you a passage to 'Frisco; one sailor-man should help another, that's my motto. But when you want a thing in this world, you generally always have to pay for it.” He laughed a brief, joyless laugh. “I have no idea of losing by my kindness.”

“Well,” continued Trent, making little balls of bread and staring intently at the center of the table, “I’m glad, of course, to be able to give you a ride to San Francisco; one sailor should help another, that’s my motto. But when you want something in this world, you usually have to pay for it.” He let out a short, humorless laugh. “I have no intention of losing out because of my kindness.”

“We have no idea you should, captain,” said Wicks.

“We have no idea you should, captain,” Wicks said.

“We are ready to pay anything in reason,” added Carthew.

“We're willing to pay anything reasonable,” added Carthew.

At the words, Goddedaal, who sat next to him, touched him with his elbow, and the two mates exchanged a significant look. The character of Captain Trent was given and taken in that silent second.

At those words, Goddedaal, who was sitting next to him, nudged him with his elbow, and the two friends exchanged a meaningful look. The essence of Captain Trent was understood and conveyed in that silent moment.

“In reason?” repeated the captain of the brig. “I was waiting for that. Reason's between two people, and there's only one here. I'm the judge; I'm reason. If you want an advance you have to pay for it”—he hastily corrected himself—“If you want a passage in my ship, you have to pay my price,” he substituted. “That's business, I believe. I don't want you; you want me.”

“In reason?” repeated the captain of the brig. “I was waiting for that. Reason exists between two people, and there's only one here. I'm the judge; I'm reason. If you want an advance, you have to pay for it”—he quickly corrected himself—“If you want a spot on my ship, you have to pay my price,” he replaced. “That's business, I believe. I don't want you; you want me.”

“Well, sir,” said Carthew, “and what IS your price?”

“Well, sir,” said Carthew, “what's your price?”

The captain made bread pills. “If I were like you,” he said, “when you got hold of that merchant in the Gilberts, I might surprise you. You had your chance then; seems to me it's mine now. Turn about's fair play. What kind of mercy did you have on that Gilbert merchant?” he cried, with a sudden stridency. “Not that I blame you. All's fair in love and business,” and he laughed again, a little frosty giggle.

The captain made bread pills. “If I were in your shoes,” he said, “when you captured that merchant in the Gilberts, I might catch you off guard. You had your shot then; it seems like it's my turn now. Fair's fair. What kind of mercy did you show that Gilbert merchant?” he yelled, with a sudden intensity. “Not that I blame you. Everything goes in love and business,” and he laughed again, a chilly giggle.

“Well, sir?” said Carthew, gravely.

"Well, sir?" Carthew said seriously.

“Well, this ship's mine, I think?” he asked sharply.

"Well, I think this ship is mine?" he asked sharply.

“Well, I'm of that way of thinking meself,” observed Mac.

“Well, I think that way myself,” observed Mac.

“I say it's mine, sir!” reiterated Trent, like a man trying to be angry. “And I tell you all, if I was a driver like what you are, I would take the lot. But there's two thousand pounds there that don't belong to you, and I'm an honest man. Give me the two thousand that's yours, and I'll give you a passage to the coast, and land every man-jack of you in 'Frisco with fifteen pounds in his pocket, and the captain here with twenty-five.”

“I’m telling you it’s mine, sir!” Trent insisted, trying to sound angry. “And I’ll say it again, if I were a driver like you, I’d take everything. But there are two thousand pounds there that aren’t yours, and I’m an honest man. Give me the two thousand that’s yours, and I’ll give you a ride to the coast, dropping every one of you in 'Frisco with fifteen pounds in your pocket, and the captain here with twenty-five.”

Goddedaal laid down his head on the table like a man ashamed.

Goddedaal rested his head on the table like someone who was embarrassed.

“You're joking,” said Wicks, purple in the face.

“Are you serious?” Wicks said, his face turning red.

“Am I?” said Trent. “Please yourselves. You're under no compulsion. This ship's mine, but there's that Brooks Island don't belong to me, and you can lay there till you die for what I care.”

“Am I?” said Trent. “Suit yourselves. You’re not obligated to do anything. This ship is mine, but that Brooks Island doesn’t belong to me, and you can stay there until you die for all I care.”

“It's more than your blooming brig's worth!” cried Wicks.

“It's worth more than your damn ship!” yelled Wicks.

“It's my price anyway,” returned Trent.

“That's my price anyway,” Trent replied.

“And do you mean to say you would land us there to starve?” cried Tommy.

“And are you really saying you would drop us off there to starve?” cried Tommy.

Captain Trent laughed the third time. “Starve? I defy you to,” said he. “I'll sell you all the provisions you want at a fair profit.”

Captain Trent laughed for the third time. “Starve? I dare you to,” he said. “I'll sell you all the supplies you need at a reasonable profit.”

“I beg your pardon, sir,” said Mac, “but my case is by itself I'm working me passage; I got no share in that two thousand pounds nor nothing in my pockut; and I'll be glad to know what you have to say to me?”

“I’m sorry to bother you, sir,” said Mac, “but my situation is different; I'm earning my passage. I don’t have any part of that two thousand pounds or anything in my pocket, and I’d appreciate knowing what you have to say to me?”

“I ain't a hard man,” said Trent. “That shall make no difference. I'll take you with the rest, only of course you get no fifteen pound.”

“I’m not a tough guy,” said Trent. “That doesn't change anything. I’ll take you with the others, but of course you won’t get the fifteen pounds.”

The impudence was so extreme and startling, that all breathed deep, and Goddedaal raised up his face and looked his superior sternly in the eye.

The audacity was so extreme and shocking that everyone gasped, and Goddedaal lifted his face and looked his superior firmly in the eye.

But Mac was more articulate. “And you're what ye call a British sayman, I suppose? the sorrow in your guts!” he cried.

But Mac was more eloquent. “And you’re what you call a British spokesman, I guess? the pain in your stomach!” he exclaimed.

“One more such word, and I clap you in irons!” said Trent, rising gleefully at the face of opposition.

“One more word like that, and I’ll lock you up!” said Trent, rising happily at the sight of resistance.

“And where would I be the while you were doin' ut?” asked Mac. “After you and your rigging, too! Ye ould puggy, ye haven't the civility of a bug, and I'll learn ye some.”

“And where would I be while you were doing that?” asked Mac. “After you and your rigging, too! You old pig, you don't have the politeness of a bug, and I'll teach you some.”

His voice did not even rise as he uttered the threat; no man present, Trent least of all, expected that which followed. The Irishman's hand rose suddenly from below the table, an open clasp-knife balanced on the palm; there was a movement swift as conjuring; Trent started half to his feet, turning a little as he rose so as to escape the table, and the movement was his bane. The missile struck him in the jugular; he fell forward, and his blood flowed among the dishes on the cloth.

His voice didn't even get louder when he made the threat; no one there, especially Trent, anticipated what happened next. The Irishman’s hand shot up from beneath the table, an open pocket knife resting in his palm; his movement was as quick as magic. Trent jumped up partway, turning slightly as he rose to avoid the table, and that movement sealed his fate. The knife hit him in the jugular; he collapsed forward, and his blood spilled across the dishes on the tablecloth.

The suddenness of the attack and the catastrophe, the instant change from peace to war and from life to death, held all men spellbound. Yet a moment they sat about the table staring open-mouthed upon the prostrate captain and the flowing blood. The next, Goddedaal had leaped to his feet, caught up the stool on which he had been sitting, and swung it high in air, a man transfigured, roaring (as he stood) so that men's ears were stunned with it. There was no thought of battle in the Currency Lasses; none drew his weapon; all huddled helplessly from before the face of the baresark Scandinavian. His first blow sent Mac to ground with a broken arm. His second bashed out the brains of Hemstead. He turned from one to another, menacing and trumpeting like a wounded elephant, exulting in his rage. But there was no counsel, no light of reason, in that ecstasy of battle; and he shied from the pursuit of victory to hail fresh blows upon the supine Hemstead, so that the stool was shattered and the cabin rang with their violence. The sight of that post-mortem cruelty recalled Carthew to the life of instinct, and his revolver was in hand and he had aimed and fired before he knew. The ear-bursting sound of the report was accompanied by a yell of pain; the colossus paused, swayed, tottered, and fell headlong on the body of his victim.

The suddenness of the attack and the disaster, the instant shift from peace to war and from life to death, left everyone in shock. For a moment, they sat around the table, staring in disbelief at the fallen captain and the blood flowing around them. Then, Goddedaal jumped to his feet, grabbed the stool he had been sitting on, and swung it high in the air, transformed into a different man, roaring so loud that it stunned everyone. There was no thought of fighting among the Currency Lasses; no one drew their weapon; they all huddled helplessly away from the raging Scandinavian. His first blow sent Mac to the ground with a broken arm. His second smashed Hemstead's skull. He turned from one to another, threatening and trumpeting like a wounded elephant, reveling in his fury. But in that chaotic battle frenzy, there was no strategy, no spark of reason; he abandoned the pursuit of victory to rain down more blows on the defenseless Hemstead, shattering the stool and making the cabin echo with their violence. The sight of that brutal act jolted Carthew back to his instincts, and before he knew it, his revolver was in hand, aimed, and fired. The deafening gunshot was followed by a cry of pain; the giant paused, swayed, teetered, and then collapsed on top of his victim.

In the instant silence that succeeded, the sound of feet pounding on the deck and in the companion leaped into hearing; and a face, that of the sailor Holdorsen, appeared below the bulkheads in the cabin doorway. Carthew shattered it with a second shot, for he was a marksman.

In the sudden silence that followed, the sound of footsteps thumping on the deck and in the companionway became audible; and a face, that of the sailor Holdorsen, appeared below the bulkheads in the cabin doorway. Carthew shattered it with a second shot, as he was an excellent marksman.

“Pistols!” he cried, and charged at the companion, Wicks at his heels, Tommy and Amalu following. They trod the body of Holdorsen underfoot, and flew up-stairs and forth into the dusky blaze of a sunset red as blood. The numbers were still equal, but the Flying Scuds dreamed not of defence, and fled with one accord for the forecastle scuttle. Brown was first in flight; he disappeared below unscathed; the Chinaman followed head-foremost with a ball in his side; and the others shinned into the rigging.

“Pistols!” he shouted, charging at his companion, with Wicks right behind him, and Tommy and Amalu following. They stepped over Holdorsen's body and raced upstairs into the dim glow of a sunset as red as blood. The numbers were still even, but the Flying Scuds weren’t thinking about defending themselves and all ran for the forecastle hatch at once. Brown was the first to escape; he slipped below without injury; the Chinaman followed headfirst with a bullet in his side; and the others scrambled up into the rigging.

A fierce composure settled upon Wicks and Carthew, their fighting second wind. They posted Tommy at the fore and Amalu at the main to guard the masts and shrouds, and going themselves into the waist, poured out a box of cartridges on deck and filled the chambers. The poor devils aloft bleated aloud for mercy. But the hour of any mercy was gone by; the cup was brewed and must be drunken to the dregs; since so many had fallen all must fall. The light was bad, the cheap revolvers fouled and carried wild, the screaming wretches were swift to flatten themselves against the masts and yards or find a momentary refuge in the hanging sails. The fell business took long, but it was done at last. Hardy the Londoner was shot on the foreroyal yard, and hung horribly suspended in the brails. Wallen, the other, had his jaw broken on the maintop-gallant crosstrees, and exposed himself, shrieking, till a second shot dropped him on the deck.

A fierce calm settled over Wicks and Carthew, their fighting second wind. They positioned Tommy at the front and Amalu at the main to protect the masts and shrouds, while they themselves moved into the waist, spilling a box of cartridges onto the deck and loading their weapons. The poor souls up top cried out for mercy. But the time for mercy had passed; the fate was sealed and had to be faced, as so many had fallen, all must fall. The light was dim, the cheap revolvers jammed and missed often, and the screaming wretches were quick to press themselves against the masts and lines or seek a brief shelter in the flapping sails. The grim task took a while, but it was finished at last. Hardy from London was shot on the foreroyal yard and dangled grotesquely in the ropes. Wallen, the other one, had his jaw broken on the maintop-gallant cross-trees and exposed himself, screaming, until a second shot brought him down to the deck.

This had been bad enough, but worse remained behind. There was still Brown in the forepeak. Tommy, with a sudden clamour of weeping, begged for his life. “One man can't hurt us,” he sobbed. “We can't go on with this. I spoke to him at dinner. He's an awful decent little cad. It can't be done. Nobody can go into that place and murder him. It's too damned wicked.”

This was already bad, but worse was yet to come. There was still Brown in the forepeak. Tommy, bursting into tears, pleaded for his life. “One man can't hurt us,” he cried. “We can't keep doing this. I talked to him at dinner. He's an awful decent little jerk. It can't happen. No one can go into that place and kill him. It's just too damn wrong.”

The sound of his supplications was perhaps audible to the unfortunate below.

The sound of his pleas was probably heard by the unfortunate ones below.

“One left, and we all hang,” said Wicks. “Brown must go the same road.” The big man was deadly white and trembled like an aspen; and he had no sooner finished speaking, than he went to the ship's side and vomited.

“Once one of us is gone, we all might as well be,” said Wicks. “Brown has to take the same path.” The big man was pale as a ghost and shook like a leaf; as soon as he finished speaking, he rushed to the side of the ship and threw up.

“We can never do it if we wait,” said Carthew. “Now or never,” and he marched towards the scuttle.

“We can’t do it if we wait,” Carthew said. “Now or never,” and he marched towards the scuttle.

“No, no, no!” wailed Tommy, clutching at his jacket.

“No, no, no!” cried Tommy, grabbing onto his jacket.

But Carthew flung him off, and stepped down the ladder, his heart rising with disgust and shame. The Chinaman lay on the floor, still groaning; the place was pitch dark.

But Carthew shoved him away and climbed down the ladder, his heart filled with disgust and shame. The Chinese man was on the floor, still groaning; the place was completely dark.

“Brown!” cried Carthew, “Brown, where are you?”

“Brown!” shouted Carthew, “Brown, where are you?”

His heart smote him for the treacherous apostrophe, but no answer came.

His heart hurt for the deceptive remark, but no response came.

He groped in the bunks: they were all empty. Then he moved towards the forepeak, which was hampered with coils of rope and spare chandlery in general.

He felt around in the bunks: they were all empty. Then he headed toward the forepeak, which was cluttered with coils of rope and various extra supplies.

“Brown!” he said again.

“Brown!” he repeated.

“Here, sir,” answered a shaking voice; and the poor invisible caitiff called on him by name, and poured forth out of the darkness an endless, garrulous appeal for mercy. A sense of danger, of daring, had alone nerved Carthew to enter the forecastle; and here was the enemy crying and pleading like a frightened child. His obsequious “Here, sir,” his horrid fluency of obtestation, made the murder tenfold more revolting. Twice Carthew raised the pistol, once he pressed the trigger (or thought he did) with all his might, but no explosion followed; and with that the lees of his courage ran quite out, and he turned and fled from before his victim.

“Here, sir,” replied a trembling voice, and the poor invisible coward called out to him by name, pouring forth from the darkness an endless, overly talkative plea for mercy. A sense of danger and defiance had pushed Carthew to enter the forecastle; now the enemy was crying and begging like a scared child. His submissive “Here, sir,” and his sickening flow of pleas made the act of murder even more revolting. Twice Carthew raised the pistol, once he squeezed the trigger (or thought he did) with all his strength, but no shot rang out; at that, his courage completely drained, and he turned to flee from his victim.

Wicks sat on the fore hatch, raised the face of a man of seventy, and looked a wordless question. Carthew shook his head. With such composure as a man displays marching towards the gallows, Wicks arose, walked to the scuttle, and went down. Brown thought it was Carthew returning, and discovered himself, half crawling from his shelter, with another incoherent burst of pleading. Wicks emptied his revolver at the voice, which broke into mouse-like whimperings and groans. Silence succeeded, and the murderer ran on deck like one possessed.

Wicks sat on the fore hatch, showing the face of a seventy-year-old man, and looked with a wordless question. Carthew shook his head. With the calmness of someone walking to their execution, Wicks stood up, walked to the scuttle, and went below deck. Brown thought it was Carthew coming back, and found himself half-crawling out of his hiding spot with another jumbled plea. Wicks fired his revolver at the sound, which turned into pitiful whimpers and groans. Then there was silence, and the murderer dashed onto the deck like someone possessed.

The other three were now all gathered on the fore hatch, and Wicks took his place beside them without question asked or answered. They sat close, like children in the dark, and shook each other with their shaking. The dusk continued to fall; and there was no sound but the beating of the surf and the occasional hiccup of a sob from Tommy Hadden.

The other three were now all gathered on the fore hatch, and Wicks took his place beside them without any questions asked or answered. They sat close, like kids in the dark, and shook each other with their trembling. The dusk kept falling; and there was no sound except for the crashing of the waves and the occasional hiccup of a sob from Tommy Hadden.

“God, if there was another ship!” cried Carthew of a sudden.

“God, if only there was another ship!” cried Carthew suddenly.

Wicks started and looked aloft with the trick of all seamen, and shuddered as he saw the hanging figure on the royal yard.

Wicks started and looked up with the instinct of all sailors, and shuddered as he saw the figure hanging from the royal yard.

“If I went aloft, I'd fall,” he said simply. “I'm done up.”

“If I went up there, I’d fall,” he said simply. “I’m done for.”

It was Amalu who volunteered, climbed to the very truck, swept the fading horizon, and announced nothing within sight.

It was Amalu who stepped up, climbed onto the truck, scanned the dimming horizon, and declared there was nothing in sight.

“No odds,” said Wicks. “We can't sleep ...”

“No way,” said Wicks. “We can't sleep ...”

“Sleep!” echoed Carthew; and it seemed as if the whole of Shakespeare's Macbeth thundered at the gallop through his mind.

“Sleep!” shouted Carthew; and it felt like the entire text of Shakespeare's Macbeth raced through his mind at full speed.

“Well, then, we can't sit and chitter here,” said Wicks, “till we've cleaned ship; and I can't turn to till I've had gin, and the gin's in the cabin, and who's to fetch it?”

“Well, we can't just sit here chatting,” said Wicks, “until we've cleaned the ship; and I can't get started until I've had some gin, and the gin's in the cabin, so who’s going to get it?”

“I will,” said Carthew, “if any one has matches.”

“I will,” said Carthew, “if anyone has matches.”

Amalu passed him a box, and he went aft and down the companion and into the cabin, stumbling upon bodies. Then he struck a match, and his looks fell upon two living eyes.

Amalu handed him a box, and he walked to the back, went down the stairs, and into the cabin, tripping over bodies. Then he struck a match, and his gaze landed on two living eyes.

“Well?” asked Mac, for it was he who still survived in that shambles of a cabin.

“Well?” asked Mac, as he was the only one left standing in that wreck of a cabin.

“It's done; they're all dead,” answered Carthew.

“It's over; they're all dead,” Carthew replied.

“Christ!” said the Irishman, and fainted.

“Jesus!” said the Irishman, and fainted.

The gin was found in the dead captain's cabin; it was brought on deck, and all hands had a dram, and attacked their farther task. The night was come, the moon would not be up for hours; a lamp was set on the main hatch to light Amalu as he washed down decks; and the galley lantern was taken to guide the others in their graveyard business. Holdorsen, Hemstead, Trent, and Goddedaal were first disposed of, the last still breathing as he went over the side; Wallen followed; and then Wicks, steadied by the gin, went aloft with a boathook and succeeded in dislodging Hardy. The Chinaman was their last task; he seemed to be light-headed, talked aloud in his unknown language as they brought him up, and it was only with the splash of his sinking body that the gibberish ceased. Brown, by common consent, was left alone. Flesh and blood could go no further.

The gin was found in the dead captain's cabin; it was brought on deck, and everyone had a drink before getting back to work. Night had fallen, and the moon wouldn’t rise for hours; a lamp was set on the main hatch to light Amalu as he cleaned the decks, while the galley lantern was taken to guide the others in their grim task. Holdorsen, Hemstead, Trent, and Goddedaal were dealt with first, the last of them still breathing as he went over the side; Wallen followed, and then Wicks, steadied by the gin, went up with a boathook and managed to dislodge Hardy. The Chinaman was their final task; he seemed a bit delirious, speaking loudly in his unfamiliar language as they brought him up, and it was only with the splash of his sinking body that the nonsense stopped. By mutual agreement, Brown was left alone. Flesh and blood could go no further.

All this time they had been drinking undiluted gin like water; three bottles stood broached in different quarters; and none passed without a gulp. Tommy collapsed against the mainmast; Wicks fell on his face on the poop ladder and moved no more; Amalu had vanished unobserved. Carthew was the last afoot: he stood swaying at the break of the poop, and the lantern, which he still carried, swung with his movement. His head hummed; it swarmed with broken thoughts; memory of that day's abominations flared up and died down within him like the light of a lamp in a strong draught. And then he had a drunkard's inspiration.

All this time they had been drinking straight gin like it was water; three bottles were opened in different spots, and no one took a sip without gulping it down. Tommy leaned against the mainmast; Wicks collapsed face-first on the poop ladder and didn't move again; Amalu was gone without a trace. Carthew was the last one standing: he swayed at the edge of the poop, and the lantern he still held swung with his motion. His head buzzed; it was filled with jumbled thoughts; memories of that day's horrors flickered in and out of his mind like a lamp being blown by a strong gust. Then he had the kind of idea that only a drunk would come up with.

“There must be no more of this,” he thought, and stumbled once more below.

“There can’t be any more of this,” he thought, and stumbled once again below.

The absence of Holdorsen's body brought him to a stand. He stood and stared at the empty floor, and then remembered and smiled. From the captain's room he took the open case with one dozen and three bottles of gin, put the lantern inside, and walked precariously forth. Mac was once more conscious, his eyes haggard, his face drawn with pain and flushed with fever; and Carthew remembered he had never been seen to, had lain there helpless, and was so to lie all night, injured, perhaps dying. But it was now too late; reason had now fled from that silent ship. If Carthew could get on deck again, it was as much as he could hope; and casting on the unfortunate a glance of pity, the tragic drunkard shouldered his way up the companion, dropped the case overboard, and fell in the scuppers helpless.

The absence of Holdorsen's body made him freeze. He stood there staring at the empty floor, then remembered and smiled. From the captain's room, he grabbed the open case containing thirteen bottles of gin, placed the lantern inside, and walked carefully forward. Mac was conscious again, his eyes tired, his face strained with pain and flushed with fever; Carthew recalled that no one had come to help him, that he had been lying there helpless, and would likely remain so all night, injured, maybe dying. But it was too late now; reason had vanished from that silent ship. If Carthew could just get back on deck, that was all he could hope for, and casting a sympathetic glance at the unfortunate man, the tragic drunkard pushed his way up the companionway, tossed the case overboard, and collapsed in the scuppers, helpless.





CHAPTER XXV. A BAD BARGAIN.

With the first colour in the east, Carthew awoke and sat up. A while he gazed at the scroll of the morning bank and the spars and hanging canvas of the brig, like a man who wakes in a strange bed, with a child's simplicity of wonder. He wondered above all what ailed him, what he had lost, what disfavour had been done him, which he knew he should resent, yet had forgotten. And then, like a river bursting through a dam, the truth rolled on him its instantaneous volume: his memory teemed with speech and pictures that he should never again forget; and he sprang to his feet, stood a moment hand to brow, and began to walk violently to and fro by the companion. As he walked, he wrung his hands. “God—God—God,” he kept saying, with no thought of prayer, uttering a mere voice of agony.

With the first light in the east, Carthew woke up and sat up. For a while, he stared at the morning shoreline and the masts and sails of the ship, like someone waking up in an unfamiliar place, filled with a childlike curiosity. He was especially puzzled about what was wrong with him, what he had lost, what injustice had been done to him that he knew he should feel angry about, but had forgotten. Then, like a river breaking through a dam, the truth hit him all at once: his mind was flooded with words and images he would never forget; he jumped to his feet, stood for a moment with his hand on his forehead, and started pacing back and forth by the stairs. As he walked, he wrung his hands. “God—God—God,” he kept saying, with no intention of prayer, just voicing his pain.

The time may have been long or short, it was perhaps minutes, perhaps only seconds, ere he awoke to find himself observed, and saw the captain sitting up and watching him over the break of the poop, a strange blindness as of fever in his eyes, a haggard knot of corrugations on his brow. Cain saw himself in a mirror. For a flash they looked upon each other, and then glanced guiltily aside; and Carthew fled from the eye of his accomplice, and stood leaning on the taffrail.

The time could have been long or short; it was maybe just minutes, maybe only seconds, before he woke up to find someone watching him. He saw the captain sitting up, peering over the edge of the poop deck, his eyes strangely glassy like he had a fever, and his forehead wrinkled in distress. Cain saw his reflection in a mirror. For a moment, they exchanged glances, then quickly looked away. Carthew avoided the gaze of his accomplice and leaned against the railing.

An hour went by, while the day came brighter, and the sun rose and drank up the clouds: an hour of silence in the ship, an hour of agony beyond narration for the sufferers. Brown's gabbling prayers, the cries of the sailors in the rigging, strains of the dead Hemstead's minstrelsy, ran together in Carthew's mind, with sickening iteration. He neither acquitted nor condemned himself: he did not think, he suffered. In the bright water into which he stared, the pictures changed and were repeated: the baresark rage of Goddedaal; the blood-red light of the sunset into which they had run forth; the face of the babbling Chinaman as they cast him over; the face of the captain, seen a moment since, as he awoke from drunkenness into remorse. And time passed, and the sun swam higher, and his torment was not abated.

An hour passed, the day getting brighter as the sun rose and absorbed the clouds. It was an hour of silence on the ship, an hour of pain that was beyond words for those suffering. Brown's incessant prayers, the sailors' shouts in the rigging, and the haunting melodies of the dead Hemstead mixed together in Carthew's mind, repeating in a sickening way. He neither justified nor blamed himself: he didn’t think, he just suffered. In the bright water he stared into, the images shifted and replayed: Goddedaal's wild fury; the blood-red glow of the sunset they had rushed into; the face of the babbling Chinaman as they tossed him overboard; the captain’s face, seen moments ago, as he emerged from his drunkenness into regret. Time moved on, the sun rose higher, and his agony continued unabated.

Then were fulfilled many sayings, and the weakest of these condemned brought relief and healing to the others. Amalu the drudge awoke (like the rest) to sickness of body and distress of mind; but the habit of obedience ruled in that simple spirit, and appalled to be so late, he went direct into the galley, kindled the fire, and began to get breakfast. At the rattle of dishes, the snapping of the fire, and the thin smoke that went up straight into the air, the spell was lifted. The condemned felt once more the good dry land of habit under foot; they touched again the familiar guide-ropes of sanity; they were restored to a sense of the blessed revolution and return of all things earthly. The captain drew a bucket of water and began to bathe. Tommy sat up, watched him awhile, and slowly followed his example; and Carthew, remembering his last thoughts of the night before, hastened to the cabin.

Then many sayings were fulfilled, and the weakest among them brought relief and healing to the others. Amalu the drudge woke up (like everyone else) to a sick body and a troubled mind; but the habit of obedience ruled in that simple spirit, and alarmed to be so late, he went straight into the galley, lit the fire, and started making breakfast. With the clamor of dishes, the crackling of the fire, and the thin smoke rising straight into the air, the spell was broken. The condemned once more felt the solid ground of routine beneath their feet; they grasped again the familiar ropes of reason; they were restored to a sense of the blessed cycle and return of all earthly things. The captain drew a bucket of water and began to wash. Tommy sat up, watched him for a while, and slowly followed his example; and Carthew, recalling his last thoughts from the night before, hurried to the cabin.

Mac was awake; perhaps had not slept. Over his head Goddedaal's canary twittered shrilly from its cage.

Mac was awake; maybe he hadn't slept at all. Above him, Goddedaal's canary chirped loudly from its cage.

“How are you?” asked Carthew.

“How are you?” Carthew asked.

“Me arrum's broke,” returned Mac; “but I can stand that. It's this place I can't abide. I was coming on deck anyway.”

“Me gear's broken,” replied Mac; “but I can deal with that. It's this place I can't stand. I was heading up on deck anyway.”

“Stay where you are, though,” said Carthew. “It's deadly hot above, and there's no wind. I'll wash out this——” and he paused, seeking a word and not finding one for the grisly foulness of the cabin.

“Stay where you are, though,” said Carthew. “It’s really hot up there, and there’s no breeze. I’ll clean this——” and he paused, trying to find a word and not coming up with one for the disgusting mess of the cabin.

“Faith, I'll be obliged to ye, then,” replied the Irishman. He spoke mild and meek, like a sick child with its mother. There was now no violence in the violent man; and as Carthew fetched a bucket and swab and the steward's sponge, and began to cleanse the field of battle, he alternately watched him or shut his eyes and sighed like a man near fainting. “I have to ask all your pardons,” he began again presently, “and the more shame to me as I got ye into trouble and couldn't do nothing when it came. Ye saved me life, sir; ye're a clane shot.”

“Thanks, I really appreciate it,” replied the Irishman. He spoke softly and humbly, like a sick child with its mother. The violent man was no longer violent; as Carthew retrieved a bucket, mop, and the steward's sponge to clean up the battlefield, the Irishman either watched him or closed his eyes and sighed like someone about to faint. “I have to ask all of your forgiveness,” he began again after a moment, “and I feel even worse because I got you into this mess and couldn’t do anything when it happened. You saved my life, sir; you’re an excellent shot.”

“For God's sake, don't talk of it!” cried Carthew. “It can't be talked of; you don't know what it was. It was nothing down here; they fought. On deck—O, my God!” And Carthew, with the bloody sponge pressed to his face, struggled a moment with hysteria.

“For God's sake, don't mention it!” Carthew shouted. “It can't be talked about; you have no idea what it was. It was nothing down here; they fought. On deck—Oh, my God!” And Carthew, with the bloody sponge pressed to his face, fought against his hysteria for a moment.

“Kape cool, Mr. Cart'ew. It's done now,” said Mac; “and ye may bless God ye're not in pain and helpless in the bargain.”

“Kape cool, Mr. Cart'ew. It’s done now,” said Mac; “and you can be grateful you’re not in pain and helpless too.”

There was no more said by one or other, and the cabin was pretty well cleansed when a stroke on the ship's bell summoned Carthew to breakfast. Tommy had been busy in the meanwhile; he had hauled the whaleboat close aboard, and already lowered into it a small keg of beef that he found ready broached beside the galley door; it was plain he had but the one idea—to escape.

There was nothing more said by either of them, and the cabin was mostly cleaned up when a bell on the ship rang, calling Carthew to breakfast. In the meantime, Tommy had been hard at work; he had pulled the whaleboat close to the ship and had already lowered a small keg of beef into it that he found ready to go beside the galley door; it was clear he had only one goal—to escape.

“We have a shipful of stores to draw upon,” he said. “Well, what are we staying for? Let's get off at once for Hawaii. I've begun preparing already.”

“We have a shipload of supplies to use,” he said. “So, what are we waiting for? Let's leave for Hawaii right away. I've already started preparing.”

“Mac has his arm broken,” observed Carthew; “how would he stand the voyage?”

“Mac has his arm broken,” Carthew pointed out; “how will he handle the journey?”

“A broken arm?” repeated the captain. “That all? I'll set it after breakfast. I thought he was dead like the rest. That madman hit out like——” and there, at the evocation of the battle, his voice ceased and the talk died with it.

“A broken arm?” repeated the captain. “Is that it? I'll take care of it after breakfast. I thought he was dead like the others. That madman lashed out like——” and there, at the mention of the battle, his voice trailed off and the conversation faded with it.

After breakfast, the three white men went down into the cabin.

After breakfast, the three white men went down to the cabin.

“I've come to set your arm,” said the captain.

“I’m here to set your arm,” said the captain.

“I beg your pardon, captain,” replied Mac; “but the firrst thing ye got to do is to get this ship to sea. We'll talk of me arrum after that.”

“I’m sorry, captain,” replied Mac; “but the first thing you need to do is get this ship to sea. We’ll talk about my arm after that.”

“O, there's no such blooming hurry,” returned Wicks.

“O, there’s no need to rush,” Wicks replied.

“When the next ship sails in, ye'll tell me stories!” retorted Mac.

“When the next ship comes in, you’ll tell me stories!” replied Mac.

“But there's nothing so unlikely in the world,” objected Carthew.

“But there’s nothing so unlikely in the world,” Carthew argued.

“Don't be deceivin' yourself,” said Mac. “If ye want a ship, divil a one'll look near ye in six year; but if ye don't, ye may take my word for ut, we'll have a squadron layin' here.”

“Don’t kid yourself,” said Mac. “If you want a ship, not a single one will come close to you in six years; but if you don’t, trust me, we’ll have a squadron waiting here.”

“That's what I say,” cried Tommy; “that's what I call sense! Let's stock that whaleboat and be off.”

“That's what I'm saying,” shouted Tommy; “that's what I call common sense! Let's load up that whaleboat and get going.”

“And what will Captain Wicks be thinking of the whaleboat?” asked the Irishman.

“And what will Captain Wicks think of the whaleboat?” asked the Irishman.

“I don't think of it at all,” said Wicks. “We've a smart-looking brig under foot; that's all the whaleboat I want.”

“I don’t think about it at all,” said Wicks. “We have a sharp-looking brig right here; that’s all the whaleboat I need.”

“Excuse me!” cried Tommy. “That's childish talk. You've got a brig, to be sure, and what use is she? You daren't go anywhere in her. What port are you to sail for?”

“Excuse me!” shouted Tommy. “That's a silly thing to say. Sure, you have a brig, but what's the point? You don't actually dare to go anywhere in her. Which port are you planning to sail to?”

“For the port of Davy Jones's Locker, my son,” replied the captain. “This brig's going to be lost at sea. I'll tell you where, too, and that's about forty miles to windward of Kauai. We're going to stay by her till she's down; and once the masts are under, she's the Flying Scud no more, and we never heard of such a brig; and it's the crew of the schooner Currency Lass that comes ashore in the boat, and takes the first chance to Sydney.”

“For the port of Davy Jones's Locker, my son,” replied the captain. “This ship is going to be lost at sea. I’ll even tell you where, and that’s about forty miles upwind of Kauai. We’re going to stick by her until she goes down; and once the masts are underwater, she’s no longer the Flying Scud, and we won’t hear about such a ship again; and it’ll be the crew of the schooner Currency Lass that comes ashore in the boat and takes the first opportunity to get to Sydney.”

“Captain dear, that's the first Christian word I've heard of ut!” cried Mac. “And now, just let me arrum be, jewel, and get the brig outside.”

“Captain dear, that's the first Christian word I've heard from you!” cried Mac. “And now, just let me be, darling, and get the brig outside.”

“I'm as anxious as yourself, Mac,” returned Wicks; “but there's not wind enough to swear by. So let's see your arm, and no more talk.”

“I'm just as anxious as you are, Mac,” Wicks replied; “but there's not enough wind to rely on. So let’s see your arm, and let’s stop the chatter.”

The arm was set and splinted; the body of Brown fetched from the forepeak, where it lay still and cold, and committed to the waters of the lagoon; and the washing of the cabin rudely finished. All these were done ere midday; and it was past three when the first cat's-paw ruffled the lagoon, and the wind came in a dry squall, which presently sobered to a steady breeze.

The arm was set and splinted; Brown's body was taken from the forepeak, where it lay still and cold, and placed in the lagoon; and the cleaning of the cabin was quickly finished. All of this was done before noon; it was past three when the first ripple disturbed the lagoon, and the wind picked up in a dry gust, which soon settled into a steady breeze.

The interval was passed by all in feverish impatience, and by one of the party in secret and extreme concern of mind. Captain Wicks was a fore-and-aft sailor; he could take a schooner through a Scotch reel, felt her mouth and divined her temper like a rider with a horse; she, on her side, recognising her master and following his wishes like a dog. But by a not very unusual train of circumstance, the man's dexterity was partial and circumscribed. On a schooner's deck he was Rembrandt or (at the least) Mr. Whistler; on board a brig he was Pierre Grassou. Again and again in the course of the morning, he had reasoned out his policy and rehearsed his orders; and ever with the same depression and weariness. It was guess-work; it was chance; the ship might behave as he expected, and might not; suppose she failed him, he stood there helpless, beggared of all the proved resources of experience. Had not all hands been so weary, had he not feared to communicate his own misgivings, he could have towed her out. But these reasons sufficed, and the most he could do was to take all possible precautions. Accordingly he had Carthew aft, explained what was to be done with anxious patience, and visited along with him the various sheets and braces.

The waiting period was filled with nervous impatience for everyone, but one member of the group was secretly and deeply anxious. Captain Wicks was a skilled sailor who could expertly navigate a schooner through turbulent waters; he understood her like a rider knows their horse, and she, in turn, recognized her master and obeyed him like a faithful dog. However, due to a not-so-uncommon set of circumstances, his skills were limited. On a schooner’s deck, he was a master like Rembrandt, or at least Mr. Whistler; on a brig, he felt more like a mediocre artist. Throughout the morning, he had repeatedly thought through his strategy and gone over his orders, each time feeling more exhausted and disheartened. It was all a gamble; the ship might behave as he hoped, or it might not. If it let him down, he would be helpless, stripped of all the knowledge he had gained from experience. If everyone hadn’t been so tired, and if he hadn’t been worried about sharing his own doubts, he could have towed her out. But these factors were enough to hold him back, so all he could do was take every possible precaution. He had Carthew come aft, explained what needed to be done with careful attention, and together, they checked the various sheets and braces.

“I hope I'll remember,” said Carthew. “It seems awfully muddled.”

“I hope I’ll remember,” said Carthew. “It seems really confusing.”

“It's the rottenest kind of rig,” the captain admitted: “all blooming pocket handkerchiefs! And not one sailor-man on deck! Ah, if she'd only been a brigantine, now! But it's lucky the passage is so plain; there's no manoeuvring to mention. We get under way before the wind, and run right so till we begin to get foul of the island; then we haul our wind and lie as near south-east as may be till we're on that line; 'bout ship there and stand straight out on the port tack. Catch the idea?”

“It's the worst kind of setup,” the captain admitted: “all useless handkerchiefs! And not a single sailor on deck! Ah, if only it had been a brigantine! But thankfully the route is so straightforward; there’s no tricky navigation to speak of. We set off with the wind and keep that course until we start getting close to the island; then we adjust our sails and head as nearly southeast as possible until we're on that line; then we turn around and sail straight out on the port tack. Get the idea?”

“Yes, I see the idea,” replied Carthew, rather dismally, and the two incompetents studied for a long time in silence the complicated gear above their heads.

“Yes, I get the idea,” replied Carthew, somewhat gloomily, and the two inept individuals stared in silence for a long time at the complicated machinery above their heads.

But the time came when these rehearsals must be put in practice. The sails were lowered, and all hands heaved the anchor short. The whaleboat was then cut adrift, the upper topsails and the spanker set, the yards braced up, and the spanker sheet hauled out to starboard.

But the time came when these rehearsals had to be put into action. The sails were lowered, and everyone pulled the anchor up. The whaleboat was then released, the upper topsails and the spanker were set, the yards were adjusted, and the spanker sheet was pulled out to the right.

“Heave away on your anchor, Mr. Carthew.”

“Heave away on your anchor, Mr. Carthew.”

“Anchor's gone, sir.”

“Anchor's missing, sir.”

“Set jibs.”

"Raise the jibs."

It was done, and the brig still hung enchanted. Wicks, his head full of a schooner's mainsail, turned his mind to the spanker. First he hauled in the sheet, and then he hauled it out, with no result.

It was done, and the brig was still under a spell. Wicks, his head filled with thoughts of a schooner's mainsail, shifted his focus to the spanker. First, he pulled in the sheet, and then he let it out, but nothing happened.

“Brail the damned thing up!” he bawled at last, with a red face. “There ain't no sense in it.”

“Shut the damn thing up!” he shouted finally, his face red. “There’s no point to it.”

It was the last stroke of bewilderment for the poor captain, that he had no sooner brailed up the spanker than the vessel came before the wind. The laws of nature seemed to him to be suspended; he was like a man in a world of pantomime tricks; the cause of any result, and the probable result of any action, equally concealed from him. He was the more careful not to shake the nerve of his amateur assistants. He stood there with a face like a torch; but he gave his orders with aplomb; and indeed, now the ship was under weigh, supposed his difficulties over.

It was the final moment of confusion for the poor captain when he had just brought in the spanker sail and the boat suddenly turned into the wind. It felt like the laws of nature were on hold; he was like someone in a world of magic tricks, where the reason for any outcome and the expected result of any action were both hidden from him. He made sure not to rattle the nerves of his inexperienced crew. He stood there with a face bright as a flame, but he issued his orders confidently, believing that now that the ship was moving, his troubles were behind him.

The lower topsails and courses were then set, and the brig began to walk the water like a thing of life, her forefoot discoursing music, the birds flying and crying over her spars. Bit by bit the passage began to open and the blue sea to show between the flanking breakers on the reef; bit by bit, on the starboard bow, the low land of the islet began to heave closer aboard. The yards were braced up, the spanker sheet hauled aft again; the brig was close hauled, lay down to her work like a thing in earnest, and had soon drawn near to the point of advantage, where she might stay and lie out of the lagoon in a single tack.

The lower topsails and courses were set, and the brig started to glide over the water like a living thing, her bow creating music, while birds flew and called over her masts. Gradually, the passage began to clear, and the blue sea became visible between the crashing waves on the reef; slowly, on the starboard side, the low land of the islet drew closer. The yards were adjusted, the spanker sheet was pulled back again; the brig was close-hauled, settling into her work seriously, and soon approached the ideal spot where she could stay and exit the lagoon in one tack.

Wicks took the wheel himself, swelling with success. He kept the brig full to give her heels, and began to bark his orders: “Ready about. Helm's a-lee. Tacks and sheets. Mainsail haul.” And then the fatal words: “That'll do your mainsail; jump forrard and haul round your foreyards.”

Wicks took the wheel himself, filled with confidence. He made sure the brig was full to help her pick up speed, and started giving commands: “Ready to turn. Move the helm to the leeward side. Adjust the tacks and sheets. Raise the mainsail.” And then the crucial words: “That'll trim your mainsail; run to the front and pull in your foreyards.”

To stay a square-rigged ship is an affair of knowledge and swift sight; and a man used to the succinct evolutions of a schooner will always tend to be too hasty with a brig. It was so now. The order came too soon; the topsails set flat aback; the ship was in irons. Even yet, had the helm been reversed, they might have saved her. But to think of a stern-board at all, far more to think of profiting by one, were foreign to the schooner-sailor's mind. Wicks made haste instead to wear ship, a manoeuvre for which room was wanting, and the Flying Scud took ground on a bank of sand and coral about twenty minutes before five.

To keep a square-rigged ship in line requires knowledge and quick reflexes; someone used to the simple maneuvers of a schooner is likely to be too impatient with a brig. That was the case now. The command came too early; the topsails were set flat aback; the ship was stuck. Even then, if they had turned the helm around, they might have saved her. But thinking about reversing at all, let alone actually doing it, was totally unfamiliar to the schooner sailor. Instead, Wicks hurried to change course, a maneuver that didn’t have enough space, and the Flying Scud ran aground on a sand and coral bank about twenty minutes before five.

Wicks was no hand with a square-rigger, and he had shown it. But he was a sailor and a born captain of men for all homely purposes, where intellect is not required and an eye in a man's head and a heart under his jacket will suffice. Before the others had time to understand the misfortune, he was bawling fresh orders, and had the sails clewed up, and took soundings round the ship.

Wicks wasn’t great with a square-rigger, and it showed. But he was a sailor and a natural leader for everyday needs, where you don’t need much brains, just a good eye and a sense of heart. Before the others could grasp what had gone wrong, he was shouting out new orders, had the sails gathered up, and was taking soundings around the ship.

“She lies lovely,” he remarked, and ordered out a boat with the starboard anchor.

“She looks beautiful,” he said, and had a boat brought out with the starboard anchor.

“Here! steady!” cried Tommy. “You ain't going to turn us to, to warp her off?”

“Hold on! Steady!” shouted Tommy. “Are you really going to make us turn her to, to pull her off?”

“I am though,” replied Wicks.

“I am, though,” replied Wicks.

“I won't set a hand to such tomfoolery for one,” replied Tommy. “I'm dead beat.” He went and sat down doggedly on the main hatch. “You got us on; get us off again,” he added.

“I won't lift a finger for that nonsense,” replied Tommy. “I'm worn out.” He went and sat down stubbornly on the main hatch. “You got us into this; get us out of it again,” he added.

Carthew and Wicks turned to each other.

Carthew and Wicks looked at each other.

“Perhaps you don't know how tired we are,” said Carthew.

“Maybe you don’t realize how exhausted we are,” said Carthew.

“The tide's flowing!” cried the captain. “You wouldn't have me miss a rising tide?”

“The tide's coming in!” shouted the captain. “You really think I’d want to miss a high tide?”

“O, gammon! there's tides to-morrow!” retorted Tommy.

“O, come on! there are tides tomorrow!” retorted Tommy.

“And I'll tell you what,” added Carthew, “the breeze is failing fast, and the sun will soon be down. We may get into all kinds of fresh mess in the dark and with nothing but light airs.”

“And I'll tell you what,” added Carthew, “the breeze is dying down quickly, and the sun will be setting soon. We could end up in all sorts of trouble in the dark with only a light wind.”

“I don't deny it,” answered Wicks, and stood awhile as if in thought. “But what I can't make out,” he began again, with agitation, “what I can't make out is what you're made of! To stay in this place is beyond me. There's the bloody sun going down—and to stay here is beyond me!”

“I can't deny it,” Wicks replied, pausing for a moment as if deep in thought. “But what I don’t understand,” he continued, clearly agitated, “what I don’t understand is what you’re made of! I can’t fathom staying in this place. The damn sun is setting—and staying here just doesn’t make sense to me!”

The others looked upon him with horrified surprise. This fall of their chief pillar—this irrational passion in the practical man, suddenly barred out of his true sphere, the sphere of action—shocked and daunted them. But it gave to another and unseen hearer the chance for which he had been waiting. Mac, on the striking of the brig, had crawled up the companion, and he now showed himself and spoke up.

The others stared at him in shock and disbelief. The collapse of their main support—this unexpected emotional outburst from the practical man, suddenly shut out from his true realm, the realm of action—stunned and intimidated them. But it provided an opportunity for another unseen listener who had been waiting for this moment. Mac, when the ship struck, had made his way up the companionway, and now he revealed himself and spoke up.

“Captain Wicks,” said he, “it's me that brought this trouble on the lot of ye. I'm sorry for ut, I ask all your pardons, and if there's any one can say 'I forgive ye,' it'll make my soul the lighter.”

“Captain Wicks,” he said, “I'm the one who brought this trouble on all of you. I'm sorry for it, I ask for your forgiveness, and if anyone can say 'I forgive you,' it will lighten my soul.”

Wicks stared upon the man in amaze; then his self-control returned to him. “We're all in glass houses here,” he said; “we ain't going to turn to and throw stones. I forgive you, sure enough; and much good may it do you!”

Wicks stared at the man in shock; then he regained his composure. “We're all in glass houses here,” he said; “we're not going to start throwing stones. I forgive you, for sure; and I hope it does you some good!”

The others spoke to the same purpose.

The others spoke for the same reason.

“I thank ye for ut, and 'tis done like gentlemen,” said Mac. “But there's another thing I have upon my mind. I hope we're all Prodestan's here?”

“I thank you for that, and it's done like gentlemen,” said Mac. “But there's another thing I have on my mind. I hope we're all Protestants here?”

It appeared they were; it seemed a small thing for the Protestant religion to rejoice in!

It seemed like they were; it looked like a minor thing for the Protestant faith to celebrate!

“Well, that's as it should be,” continued Mac. “And why shouldn't we say the Lord's Prayer? There can't be no hurt in ut.”

“Well, that's how it should be,” continued Mac. “And why shouldn't we say the Lord's Prayer? There can't be any harm in it.”

He had the same quiet, pleading, childlike way with him as in the morning; and the others accepted his proposal, and knelt down without a word.

He had the same quiet, pleading, childlike manner with him as in the morning; and the others accepted his suggestion and knelt down without saying a word.

“Knale if ye like!” said he. “I'll stand.” And he covered his eyes.

“Go ahead if you want!” he said. “I’ll stay standing.” And he covered his eyes.

So the prayer was said to the accompaniment of the surf and seabirds, and all rose refreshed and felt lightened of a load. Up to then, they had cherished their guilty memories in private, or only referred to them in the heat of a moment and fallen immediately silent. Now they had faced their remorse in company, and the worst seemed over. Nor was it only that. But the petition “Forgive us our trespasses,” falling in so apposite after they had themselves forgiven the immediate author of their miseries, sounded like an absolution.

So the prayer was said alongside the sound of the waves and seabirds, and everyone felt refreshed and lighter. Until that moment, they had kept their guilty memories to themselves or only mentioned them in brief moments of heat before falling silent. Now they had confronted their remorse together, and it felt like the worst was behind them. It wasn’t just that. The request “Forgive us our trespasses,” coming right after they had forgiven the person who had caused them pain, felt like a release.

Tea was taken on deck in the time of the sunset, and not long after the five castaways—castaways once more—lay down to sleep.

Tea was served on deck at sunset, and shortly after, the five castaways—castaways once again—lay down to sleep.

Day dawned windless and hot. Their slumbers had been too profound to be refreshing, and they woke listless, and sat up, and stared about them with dull eyes. Only Wicks, smelling a hard day's work ahead, was more alert. He went first to the well, sounded it once and then a second time, and stood awhile with a grim look, so that all could see he was dissatisfied. Then he shook himself, stripped to the buff, clambered on the rail, drew himself up and raised his arms to plunge. The dive was never taken. He stood instead transfixed, his eyes on the horizon.

Day broke, still and hot. They had slept so deeply that it wasn't refreshing, and they woke up feeling drained, sitting up and staring around with dull eyes. Only Wicks, sensing a tough day's work ahead, was more awake. He went to the well, tested it once, then a second time, and stood there for a moment with a serious expression, making it clear he was unhappy. Then he shook himself off, stripped down, climbed onto the railing, pulled himself up, and raised his arms to dive. But he never jumped. Instead, he stood frozen, his eyes fixed on the horizon.

“Hand up that glass,” he said.

“Raise that glass,” he said.

In a trice they were all swarming aloft, the nude captain leading with the glass.

In no time, they were all climbing up, with the captain in the lead holding the glass.

On the northern horizon was a finger of grey smoke, straight in the windless air like a point of admiration.

On the northern horizon, there was a plume of grey smoke, standing still in the calm air like a mark of respect.

“What do you make it?” they asked of Wicks.

“What do you think?” they asked Wicks.

“She's truck down,” he replied; “no telling yet. By the way the smoke builds, she must be heading right here.”

“She's in trouble,” he replied; “no telling yet. By the way the smoke is rising, she must be coming right this way.”

“What can she be?”

"What could she be?"

“She might be a China mail,” returned Wicks, “and she might be a blooming man-of-war, come to look for castaways. Here! This ain't the time to stand staring. On deck, boys!”

“She could be a China mail,” Wicks replied, “and she might be a warship, here to search for castaways. Come on! This isn’t the time to just stand around. On deck, guys!”

He was the first on deck, as he had been the first aloft, handed down the ensign, bent it again to the signal halliards, and ran it up union down.

He was the first on deck, just like he had been the first up the mast, took down the flag, tied it again to the signal halyards, and hoisted it up upside down.

“Now hear me,” he said, jumping into his trousers, “and everything I say you grip on to. If that's a man-of-war, she'll be in a tearing hurry; all these ships are what don't do nothing and have their expenses paid. That's our chance; for we'll go with them, and they won't take the time to look twice or to ask a question. I'm Captain Trent; Carthew, you're Goddedaal; Tommy, you're Hardy; Mac's Brown; Amalu—Hold hard! we can't make a Chinaman of him! Ah Wing must have deserted; Amalu stowed away; and I turned him to as cook, and was never at the bother to sign him. Catch the idea? Say your names.”

“Listen up,” he said, putting on his pants, “and hold on to everything I say. If that's a warship, it’ll be in a big hurry; all these other ships just sit around and have their bills paid. That’s our opportunity; we’ll go with them, and they won’t take the time to look twice or ask a question. I'm Captain Trent; Carthew, you’re Goddedaal; Tommy, you’re Hardy; Mac's Brown; Amalu—Wait! We can't make a Chinese person out of him! Ah Wing must have deserted; Amalu snuck on board; I put him to work as the cook and never bothered to officially hire him. Got it? Say your names.”

And that pale company recited their lesson earnestly.

And that pale group recited their lesson sincerely.

“What were the names of the other two?” he asked. “Him Carthew shot in the companion, and the one I caught in the jaw on the main top-gallant?”

“What were the names of the other two?” he asked. “That guy Carthew shot in the companion, and the one I hit in the jaw on the main top-gallant?”

“Holdorsen and Wallen,” said some one.

“Holdorsen and Wallen,” someone said.

“Well, they're drowned,” continued Wicks; “drowned alongside trying to lower a boat. We had a bit of a squall last night: that's how we got ashore.” He ran and squinted at the compass. “Squall out of nor'-nor'-west-half-west; blew hard; every one in a mess, falls jammed, and Holdorsen and Wallen spilt overboard. See? Clear your blooming heads!” He was in his jacket now, and spoke with a feverish impatience and contention that rang like anger.

“Well, they’ve drowned,” Wicks continued; “drowned while trying to lower a boat. We had a bit of a storm last night: that’s how we made it to shore.” He ran over and squinted at the compass. “Storm came from the north-northwest; it blew hard; everyone was in chaos, falls were jammed, and Holdorsen and Wallen went overboard. Get your act together!” He was now wearing his jacket, speaking with a frantic impatience and anger that was hard to miss.

“But is it safe?” asked Tommy.

“But is it safe?” Tommy asked.

“Safe?” bellowed the captain. “We're standing on the drop, you moon-calf! If that ship's bound for China (which she don't look to be), we're lost as soon as we arrive; if she's bound the other way, she comes from China, don't she? Well, if there's a man on board of her that ever clapped eyes on Trent or any blooming hand out of this brig, we'll all be in irons in two hours. Safe! no, it ain't safe; it's a beggarly last chance to shave the gallows, and that's what it is.”

“Safe?” shouted the captain. “We're on the edge of a disaster, you fool! If that ship’s headed for China (which it doesn’t look like), we’re doomed as soon as we get there; if it’s headed the other way, it must have come from China, right? Well, if there’s anyone on board who even saw Trent or any crew member from this ship, we’ll all be in jail in two hours. Safe! No, it’s not safe; it’s a desperate last chance to escape the hangman, and that’s all it is.”

At this convincing picture, fear took hold on all.

At this convincing scene, fear seized everyone.

“Hadn't we a hundred times better stay by the brig?” cried Carthew. “They would give us a hand to float her off.”

“Wouldn't it have been a hundred times better to stay with the brig?” shouted Carthew. “They would help us get her off.”

“You'll make me waste this holy day in chattering!” cried Wicks. “Look here, when I sounded the well this morning, there was two foot of water there against eight inches last night. What's wrong? I don't know; might be nothing; might be the worst kind of smash. And then, there we are in for a thousand miles in an open boat, if that's your taste!”

“You're going to make me waste this sacred day talking!” yelled Wicks. “Listen, when I checked the well this morning, there were two feet of water compared to eight inches last night. What's going on? I have no idea; it could be nothing; it could be a serious problem. And then, we're stuck traveling a thousand miles in an open boat, if that's what you want!”

“But it may be nothing, and anyway their carpenters are bound to help us repair her,” argued Carthew.

“But it could be nothing, and anyway their carpenters are definitely going to help us fix her,” argued Carthew.

“Moses Murphy!” cried the captain. “How did she strike? Bows on, I believe. And she's down by the head now. If any carpenter comes tinkering here, where'll he go first? Down in the forepeak, I suppose! And then, how about all that blood among the chandlery? You would think you were a lot of members of Parliament discussing Plimsoll; and you're just a pack of murderers with the halter round your neck. Any other ass got any time to waste? No? Thank God for that! Now, all hands! I'm going below, and I leave you here on deck. You get the boat cover off that boat; then you turn to and open the specie chest. There are five of us; get five chests, and divide the specie equal among the five—put it at the bottom—and go at it like tigers. Get blankets, or canvas, or clothes, so it won't rattle. It'll make five pretty heavy chests, but we can't help that. You, Carthew—dash me!—You, Mr. Goddedaal, come below. We've our share before us.”

“Moses Murphy!” shouted the captain. “How did she hit? Bow on, I think. And now she’s low at the front. If any carpenter comes messing around here, where will he go first? Down in the forepeak, I guess! And what about all that blood among the supplies? You’d think you were a bunch of politicians discussing Plimsoll; but you’re really just a bunch of murderers with the noose around your neck. Any other fool got time to waste? No? Thank God for that! Now, everyone! I'm going below, and I’m leaving you here on the deck. Get the cover off that boat; then turn to and open the treasure chest. There are five of us; get five chests, and split the treasure equally among the five—put it at the bottom—and go at it like animals. Get blankets, or canvas, or clothes, so it doesn’t rattle. It’ll make five pretty heavy chests, but we can’t do anything about that. You, Carthew—good grief!—You, Mr. Goddedaal, come below. We’ve got our share ahead of us.”

And he cast another glance at the smoke, and hurried below with Carthew at his heels.

And he took another look at the smoke and rushed downstairs with Carthew right behind him.

The logs were found in the main cabin behind the canary's cage; two of them, one kept by Trent, one by Goddedaal. Wicks looked first at one, then at the other, and his lip stuck out.

The logs were found in the main cabin behind the canary's cage; two of them, one kept by Trent and the other by Goddedaal. Wicks looked at one, then at the other, and pouted.

“Can you forge hand of write?” he asked.

“Can you create a handwritten note?” he asked.

“No,” said Carthew.

“No,” Carthew replied.

“There's luck for you—no more can I!” cried the captain. “Hullo! here's worse yet, here's this Goddedaal up to date; he must have filled it in before supper. See for yourself: 'Smoke observed.—Captain Kirkup and five hands of the schooner Currency Lass.' Ah! this is better,” he added, turning to the other log. “The old man ain't written anything for a clear fortnight. We'll dispose of your log altogether, Mr. Goddedaal, and stick to the old man's—to mine, I mean; only I ain't going to write it up, for reasons of my own. You are. You're going to sit down right here and fill it in the way I tell you.”

“Here’s your luck—no more from me!” shouted the captain. “Hey! it gets worse; this Goddedaal has updated it; he must have done it before dinner. Look for yourself: 'Smoke seen.—Captain Kirkup and five crew members of the schooner Currency Lass.' Ah! this is better,” he added, glancing at the other log. “The old man hasn’t written anything for two whole weeks. We’re going to forget your log completely, Mr. Goddedaal, and stick with the old man’s—to mine, I mean; but I’m not writing it up for my own reasons. You are. You’re going to sit right here and fill it in the way I tell you.”

“How to explain the loss of mine?” asked Carthew.

“How can I explain my loss?” asked Carthew.

“You never kept one,” replied the captain. “Gross neglect of duty. You'll catch it.”

“You never kept one,” the captain replied. “That's a serious neglect of duty. You're going to get in trouble for this.”

“And the change of writing?” resumed Carthew. “You began; why do you stop and why do I come in? And you'll have to sign anyway.”

“And the change of writing?” Carthew continued. “You started; why did you stop, and why am I here? And you’ll have to sign it no matter what.”

“O! I've met with an accident and can't write,” replied Wicks.

“O! I've had an accident and can't write,” replied Wicks.

“An accident?” repeated Carthew. “It don't sound natural. What kind of an accident?”

“An accident?” Carthew echoed. “That doesn’t sound right. What kind of accident?”

Wicks spread his hand face-up on the table, and drove a knife through his palm.

Wicks laid his hand palm-up on the table and stabbed a knife through his hand.

“That kind of an accident,” said he. “There's a way to draw to windward of most difficulties, if you've a head on your shoulders.” He began to bind up his hand with a handkerchief, glancing the while over Goddedaal's log. “Hullo!” he said, “this'll never do for us—this is an impossible kind of a yarn. Here, to begin with, is this Captain Trent trying some fancy course, leastways he's a thousand miles to south'ard of the great circle. And here, it seems, he was close up with this island on the sixth, sails all these days, and is close up with it again by daylight on the eleventh.”

“Accidents like that,” he said. “There’s a way to navigate around most challenges if you think clearly.” He started wrapping his hand with a handkerchief while checking Goddedaal's log. “Hey!” he exclaimed, “this won’t work for us—this is an unbelievable story. First off, Captain Trent is trying some weird route; at the very least, he's a thousand miles south of the great circle. And it looks like he was near this island on the sixth, has been sailing for all these days, and is back near it again by daylight on the eleventh.”

“Goddedaal said they had the deuce's luck,” said Carthew.

“Goddedaal said they had terrible luck,” said Carthew.

“Well, it don't look like real life—that's all I can say,” returned Wicks.

“Well, it doesn't look like real life—that's all I can say,” returned Wicks.

“It's the way it was, though,” argued Carthew.

“It's how it was, though,” argued Carthew.

“So it is; and what the better are we for that, if it don't look so?” cried the captain, sounding unwonted depths of art criticism. “Here! try and see if you can't tie this bandage; I'm bleeding like a pig.”

“So it is; and how does that help us if it doesn’t look that way?” cried the captain, expressing unexpected levels of art criticism. “Here! Try to see if you can tie this bandage; I'm bleeding a lot.”

As Carthew sought to adjust the handkerchief, his patient seemed sunk in a deep muse, his eye veiled, his mouth partly open. The job was yet scarce done, when he sprang to his feet.

As Carthew tried to fix the handkerchief, his patient appeared lost in thought, his eyes downcast and his mouth slightly open. The task was hardly completed when he jumped to his feet.

“I have it,” he broke out, and ran on deck. “Here, boys!” he cried, “we didn't come here on the eleventh; we came in here on the evening of the sixth, and lay here ever since becalmed. As soon as you've done with these chests,” he added, “you can turn to and roll out beef and water breakers; it'll look more shipshape—like as if we were getting ready for the boat voyage.”

"I've got it!" he exclaimed, and rushed onto the deck. "Hey, guys!" he called out, "we didn't arrive on the eleventh; we got here on the evening of the sixth and have been stuck here ever since with no wind. Once you're done with these chests," he continued, "you can start rolling out the beef and water containers; it'll make everything look more organized—like we're preparing for the boat trip."

And he was back again in a moment, cooking the new log. Goddedaal's was then carefully destroyed, and a hunt began for the ship's papers. Of all the agonies of that breathless morning, this was perhaps the most poignant. Here and there the two men searched, cursing, cannoning together, streaming with heat, freezing with terror. News was bawled down to them that the ship was indeed a man-of-war, that she was close up, that she was lowering a boat; and still they sought in vain. By what accident they missed the iron box with the money and accounts, is hard to fancy; but they did. And the vital documents were found at last in the pocket of Trent's shore-going coat, where he had left them when last he came on board.

And he was back in a moment, cooking the new log. Goddedaal's was then carefully destroyed, and a search began for the ship's papers. Of all the struggles of that tense morning, this was probably the most painful. Here and there, the two men searched, swearing, bumping into each other, drenched with sweat, and freezing with fear. News was shouted down to them that the ship was indeed a warship, that it was very close, and that it was lowering a boat; yet they continued to search in vain. It's hard to imagine how they missed the iron box with the money and accounts, but they did. Eventually, the crucial documents were found in the pocket of Trent's shore-going coat, where he had left them the last time he came aboard.

Wicks smiled for the first time that morning. “None too soon,” said he. “And now for it! Take these others for me; I'm afraid I'll get them mixed if I keep both.”

Wicks smiled for the first time that morning. “About time,” he said. “Now, let's do this! Take these others for me; I'm afraid I'll get them mixed up if I hold both.”

“What are they?” Carthew asked.

“What are they?” Carthew asked.

“They're the Kirkup and Currency Lass papers,” he replied. “Pray God we need 'em again!”

“They're the Kirkup and Currency Lass papers,” he said. “Hopefully we’ll need them again!”

“Boat's inside the lagoon, sir,” hailed down Mac, who sat by the skylight doing sentry while the others worked.

“Boat's inside the lagoon, sir,” called out Mac, who was sitting by the skylight on watch while the others worked.

“Time we were on deck, then, Mr. Goddedaal,” said Wicks.

“It's time we were on deck, then, Mr. Goddedaal,” said Wicks.

As they turned to leave the cabin, the canary burst into piercing song.

As they were about to leave the cabin, the canary suddenly started singing a loud, piercing song.

“My God!” cried Carthew, with a gulp, “we can't leave that wretched bird to starve. It was poor Goddedaal's.”

“My God!” shouted Carthew, swallowing hard, “we can't just leave that poor bird to starve. It belonged to Goddedaal.”

“Bring the bally thing along!” cried the captain.

“Bring the damn thing along!” shouted the captain.

And they went on deck.

And they went outside.

An ugly brute of a modern man-of-war lay just without the reef, now quite inert, now giving a flap or two with her propeller. Nearer hand, and just within, a big white boat came skimming to the stroke of many oars, her ensign blowing at the stern.

An ugly beast of a modern warship was resting just outside the reef, sometimes completely still and at other times giving a few flaps with its propeller. Closer in, a large white boat glided smoothly, powered by many oars, with its flag waving at the back.

“One word more,” said Wicks, after he had taken in the scene. “Mac, you've been in China ports? All right; then you can speak for yourself. The rest of you I kept on board all the time we were in Hongkong, hoping you would desert; but you fooled me and stuck to the brig. That'll make your lying come easier.”

“One more thing,” said Wicks, after he took in the scene. “Mac, you’ve been to ports in China? Fine; then you can speak for yourself. The rest of you, I kept on board the whole time we were in Hongkong, hoping you would bail; but you tricked me and stayed with the brig. That’ll make your lying come easier.”

The boat was now close at hand; a boy in the stern sheets was the only officer, and a poor one plainly, for the men were talking as they pulled.

The boat was now nearby; a boy in the back was the only officer, and clearly not a very good one, because the men were chatting as they rowed.

“Thank God, they've only sent a kind of a middy!” ejaculated Wicks. “Here you, Hardy, stand for'ard! I'll have no deck hands on my quarter-deck,” he cried, and the reproof braced the whole crew like a cold douche.

“Thank God, they’ve only sent a sort of a junior officer!” exclaimed Wicks. “Hey, Hardy, you stand at the front! I won’t have any deckhands on my quarterdeck,” he yelled, and the reprimand energized the whole crew like a cold shower.

The boat came alongside with perfect neatness, and the boy officer stepped on board, where he was respectfully greeted by Wicks.

The boat pulled up alongside perfectly, and the young officer climbed aboard, where Wicks greeted him respectfully.

“You the master of this ship?” he asked.

“Are you the captain of this ship?” he asked.

“Yes, sir,” said Wicks. “Trent is my name, and this is the Flying Scud of Hull.”

“Yes, sir,” said Wicks. “My name's Trent, and this is the Flying Scud from Hull.”

“You seem to have got into a mess,” said the officer.

"You seem to have gotten into a mess," said the officer.

“If you'll step aft with me here, I'll tell you all there is of it,” said Wicks.

“If you come back here with me, I’ll tell you everything about it,” said Wicks.

“Why, man, you're shaking!” cried the officer.

“Why, man, you’re trembling!” shouted the officer.

“So would you, perhaps, if you had been in the same berth,” returned Wicks; and he told the whole story of the rotten water, the long calm, the squall, the seamen drowned; glibly and hotly; talking, with his head in the lion's mouth, like one pleading in the dock. I heard the same tale from the same narrator in the saloon in San Francisco; and even then his bearing filled me with suspicion. But the officer was no observer.

“So would you, maybe, if you were in the same situation,” Wicks replied. He shared the entire story about the bad water, the long calm, the storm, and the drowned sailors, speaking fluently and passionately, like someone defending themselves in court. I heard the same story from him again in the bar in San Francisco, and even then, his demeanor made me suspicious. But the officer wasn't paying attention.

“Well, the captain is in no end of a hurry,” said he; “but I was instructed to give you all the assistance in my power, and signal back for another boat if more hands were necessary. What can I do for you?”

“Well, the captain isn't in any rush,” he said; “but I was told to give you all the help I can and call for another boat if we need more people. What do you need from me?”

“O, we won't keep you no time,” replied Wicks cheerily. “We're all ready, bless you—men's chests, chronometer, papers and all.”

“O, we won't take up any of your time,” replied Wicks cheerfully. “We're all set, thank you—men's bags, stopwatch, documents, and everything.”

“Do you mean to leave her?” cried the officer. “She seems to me to lie nicely; can't we get your ship off?”

“Are you really going to leave her?” shouted the officer. “She looks fine to me; can’t we get your ship unstuck?”

“So we could, and no mistake; but how we're to keep her afloat's another question. Her bows is stove in,” replied Wicks.

“So we could, no doubt; but how we're supposed to keep her afloat is another question. Her bow is damaged,” replied Wicks.

The officer coloured to the eyes. He was incompetent and knew he was; thought he was already detected, and feared to expose himself again. There was nothing further from his mind than that the captain should deceive him; if the captain was pleased, why, so was he. “All right,” he said. “Tell your men to get their chests aboard.”

The officer flushed with embarrassment. He was bad at his job and he knew it; he thought he had already been found out, and he was afraid to make another mistake. The last thing on his mind was that the captain would trick him; if the captain was happy, then he was too. “Okay,” he said. “Tell your men to get their stuff on board.”

“Mr. Goddedaal, turn the hands to to get the chests aboard,” said Wicks.

“Mr. Goddedaal, turn the hands to get the chests on board,” said Wicks.

The four Currency Lasses had waited the while on tenter-hooks. This welcome news broke upon them like the sun at midnight; and Hadden burst into a storm of tears, sobbing aloud as he heaved upon the tackle. But the work went none the less briskly forward; chests, men, and bundles were got over the side with alacrity; the boat was shoved off; it moved out of the long shadow of the Flying Scud, and its bows were pointed at the passage.

The four Currency Lasses had been anxiously waiting. This exciting news hit them like the sun coming up at midnight; and Hadden broke down in tears, sobbing loudly as he worked on the tackle. But the work continued to move quickly; chests, people, and bundles were efficiently passed over the side; the boat was pushed off; it moved out of the long shadow of the Flying Scud, heading straight for the passage.

So much, then, was accomplished. The sham wreck had passed muster; they were clear of her, they were safe away; and the water widened between them and her damning evidences. On the other hand, they were drawing nearer to the ship of war, which might very well prove to be their prison and a hangman's cart to bear them to the gallows—of which they had not yet learned either whence she came or whither she was bound; and the doubt weighed upon their heart like mountains.

So much has been accomplished. The fake wreck had held up; they were free from it, safe and away; and the water spread wider between them and its incriminating evidence. On the other hand, they were getting closer to the warship, which could easily turn into their prison and a cart to take them to the gallows—of which they still didn’t know where it came from or where it was headed; and that uncertainty weighed on their hearts like a heavy burden.

It was Wicks who did the talking. The sound was small in Carthew's ears, like the voices of men miles away, but the meaning of each word struck home to him like a bullet. “What did you say your ship was?” inquired Wicks.

It was Wicks who spoke. The sound felt distant in Carthew's ears, like voices coming from miles away, but the meaning of each word hit him hard like a bullet. “What did you say your ship was?” Wicks asked.

“Tempest, don't you know?” returned the officer.

“Tempest, don’t you know?” the officer replied.

Don't you know? What could that mean? Perhaps nothing: perhaps that the ships had met already. Wicks took his courage in both hands. “Where is she bound?” he asked.

Don't you know? What could that mean? Maybe nothing: maybe the ships have already met. Wicks gathered his courage. “Where is she headed?” he asked.

“O, we're just looking in at all these miserable islands here,” said the officer. “Then we bear up for San Francisco.”

“O, we're just checking out all these sad islands here,” said the officer. “Then we'll head for San Francisco.”

“O, yes, you're from China ways, like us?” pursued Wicks.

“Oh, yes, you’re from China, right? Just like us?” Wicks continued.

“Hong Kong,” said the officer, and spat over the side.

“Hong Kong,” said the officer, and spat over the side.

Hong Kong. Then the game was up; as soon as they set foot on board, they would be seized; the wreck would be examined, the blood found, the lagoon perhaps dredged, and the bodies of the dead would reappear to testify. An impulse almost incontrollable bade Carthew rise from the thwart, shriek out aloud, and leap overboard; it seemed so vain a thing to dissemble longer, to dally with the inevitable, to spin out some hundred seconds more of agonised suspense, with shame and death thus visibly approaching. But the indomitable Wicks persevered. His face was like a skull, his voice scarce recognisable; the dullest of men and officers (it seemed) must have remarked that telltale countenance and broken utterance. And still he persevered, bent upon certitude.

Hong Kong. Then the game was up; as soon as they stepped on board, they would be captured; the wreck would be inspected, the blood discovered, the lagoon possibly dredged, and the bodies of the dead would resurface to testify. An almost uncontrollable impulse urged Carthew to get up from the seat, scream out loud, and jump overboard; it seemed pointless to pretend any longer, to delay the inevitable, to stretch out another hundred seconds of agonizing suspense, with shame and death clearly approaching. But the determined Wicks pressed on. His face was like a skull, his voice barely recognizable; even the dullest of men and officers (it seemed) would have noticed that telltale expression and broken speech. And still he continued, focused on finding the truth.

“Nice place, Hong Kong?” he said.

“Nice place, Hong Kong?” he asked.

“I'm sure I don't know,” said the officer. “Only a day and a half there; called for orders and came straight on here. Never heard of such a beastly cruise.” And he went on describing and lamenting the untoward fortunes of the Tempest.

“I'm really not sure,” said the officer. “Just a day and a half there; requested orders and came straight here. I've never heard of such a horrible trip.” And he continued to describe and complain about the bad luck of the Tempest.

But Wicks and Carthew heeded him no longer. They lay back on the gunnel, breathing deep, sunk in a stupor of the body: the mind within still nimbly and agreeably at work, measuring the past danger, exulting in the present relief, numbering with ecstasy their ultimate chances of escape. For the voyage in the man-of-war they were now safe; yet a few more days of peril, activity, and presence of mind in San Francisco, and the whole horrid tale was blotted out; and Wicks again became Kirkup, and Goddedaal became Carthew—men beyond all shot of possible suspicion, men who had never heard of the Flying Scud, who had never been in sight of Midway Reef.

But Wicks and Carthew ignored him after that. They leaned back on the edge of the boat, taking deep breaths, lost in a physical stupor: their minds, however, were still working quickly and happily, assessing the past danger, celebrating their current relief, and counting their chances of escape with excitement. They were now safe on the man-of-war; just a few more days of risk, action, and quick thinking in San Francisco, and the whole terrible story would be erased; Wicks would become Kirkup again, and Goddedaal would turn back into Carthew—men beyond any suspicion, men who had never heard of the Flying Scud, who had never even seen Midway Reef.

So they came alongside, under many craning heads of seamen and projecting mouths of guns; so they climbed on board somnambulous, and looked blindly about them at the tall spars, the white decks, and the crowding ship's company, and heard men as from far away, and answered them at random.

So they approached, surrounded by the curious gazes of sailors and the pointed ends of cannons; they climbed aboard in a daze and looked around at the tall masts, the bright white decks, and the bustling crew, hearing voices as if from a distance and responding to them without really thinking.

And then a hand fell softly on Carthew's shoulder.

And then a hand gently rested on Carthew's shoulder.

“Why, Norrie, old chappie, where have you dropped from? All the world's been looking for you. Don't you know you've come into your kingdom?”

“Hey, Norrie, old buddy, where have you been? Everyone's been looking for you. Don’t you know you’ve stepped into your kingdom?”

He turned, beheld the face of his old schoolmate Sebright, and fell unconscious at his feet.

He turned, saw the face of his old schoolmate Sebright, and fainted at his feet.

The doctor was attending him, a while later, in Lieutenant Sebright's cabin, when he came to himself. He opened his eyes, looked hard in the strange face, and spoke with a kind of solemn vigour.

The doctor was looking after him, a little while later, in Lieutenant Sebright's cabin, when he regained consciousness. He opened his eyes, stared intently at the unfamiliar face, and spoke with a certain serious energy.

“Brown must go the same road,” he said; “now or never.” And then paused, and his reason coming to him with more clearness, spoke again: “What was I saying? Where am I? Who are you?”

“Brown has to take the same path,” he said; “now or never.” Then he paused, and as his thoughts became clearer, he spoke again: “What was I saying? Where am I? Who are you?”

“I am the doctor of the Tempest,” was the reply. “You are in Lieutenant Sebright's berth, and you may dismiss all concern from your mind. Your troubles are over, Mr. Carthew.”

“I’m the doctor on the Tempest,” was the reply. “You’re in Lieutenant Sebright's cabin, and you can stop worrying. Your troubles are over, Mr. Carthew.”

“Why do you call me that?” he asked. “Ah, I remember—Sebright knew me! O!” and he groaned and shook. “Send down Wicks to me; I must see Wicks at once!” he cried, and seized the doctor's wrist with unconscious violence.

“Why do you call me that?” he asked. “Oh, I remember—Sebright knew me! Oh!” and he groaned and shook. “Send Wicks to me; I need to see Wicks right now!” he cried, grabbing the doctor's wrist with an unconscious grip.

“All right,” said the doctor. “Let's make a bargain. You swallow down this draught, and I'll go and fetch Wicks.”

“Okay,” said the doctor. “Let’s make a deal. You drink this potion, and I’ll go get Wicks.”

And he gave the wretched man an opiate that laid him out within ten minutes and in all likelihood preserved his reason.

And he gave the miserable man a sedative that knocked him out in about ten minutes and probably kept him sane.

It was the doctor's next business to attend to Mac; and he found occasion, while engaged upon his arm, to make the man repeat the names of the rescued crew. It was now the turn of the captain, and there is no doubt he was no longer the man that we have seen; sudden relief, the sense of perfect safety, a square meal and a good glass of grog, had all combined to relax his vigilance and depress his energy.

It was the doctor's next task to attend to Mac, and while he was working on his arm, he prompted the man to repeat the names of the rescued crew. It was now the captain's turn, and there's no doubt he was no longer the person we had seen; sudden relief, the feeling of complete safety, a hearty meal, and a good drink had all combined to ease his watchfulness and drain his energy.

“When was this done?” asked the doctor, looking at the wound.

“When was this done?” the doctor asked, examining the wound.

“More than a week ago,” replied Wicks, thinking singly of his log.

“More than a week ago,” Wicks replied, focused solely on his log.

“Hey?” cried the doctor, and he raised his hand and looked the captain in the eyes.

“Hey?” shouted the doctor, raising his hand and looking the captain in the eyes.

“I don't remember exactly,” faltered Wicks.

“I don’t remember exactly,” Wicks hesitated.

And at this remarkable falsehood, the suspicions of the doctor were at once quadrupled.

And at this astonishing lie, the doctor's suspicions instantly quadrupled.

“By the way, which of you is called Wicks?” he asked easily.

“By the way, which one of you is named Wicks?” he asked casually.

“What's that?” snapped the captain, falling white as paper.

“What's that?” the captain snapped, turning as pale as a sheet.

“Wicks,” repeated the doctor; “which of you is he? that's surely a plain question.”

“Wicks,” the doctor repeated; “which one of you is he? That's definitely a straightforward question.”

Wicks stared upon his questioner in silence.

Wicks stared at his questioner in silence.

“Which is Brown, then?” pursued the doctor.

“Which one is Brown, then?” asked the doctor.

“What are you talking of? what do you mean by this?” cried Wicks, snatching his half-bandaged hand away, so that the blood sprinkled in the surgeon's face.

“What are you talking about? What do you mean by this?” shouted Wicks, pulling his half-bandaged hand away, causing blood to spray onto the surgeon's face.

He did not trouble to remove it. Looking straight at his victim, he pursued his questions. “Why must Brown go the same way?” he asked.

He didn't bother to take it off. Looking directly at his victim, he continued his questions. “Why does Brown have to go the same way?” he asked.

Wicks fell trembling on a locker. “Carthew's told you,” he cried.

Wicks collapsed, shivering against a locker. “Carthew told you,” he shouted.

“No,” replied the doctor, “he has not. But he and you between you have set me thinking, and I think there's something wrong.”

“No,” replied the doctor, “he hasn’t. But you two have got me thinking, and I believe something’s off.”

“Give me some grog,” said Wicks. “I'd rather tell than have you find out. I'm damned if it's half as bad as what any one would think.”

“Give me some booze,” said Wicks. “I'd rather spill the beans than have you find out. I swear it’s not nearly as bad as anyone would think.”

And with the help of a couple of strong grogs, the tragedy of the Flying Scud was told for the first time.

And with the help of a few strong drinks, the tragedy of the Flying Scud was shared for the first time.

It was a fortunate series of accidents that brought the story to the doctor. He understood and pitied the position of these wretched men, and came whole-heartedly to their assistance. He and Wicks and Carthew (so soon as he was recovered) held a hundred councils and prepared a policy for San Francisco. It was he who certified “Goddedaal” unfit to be moved and smuggled Carthew ashore under cloud of night; it was he who kept Wicks's wound open that he might sign with his left hand; he who took all their Chile silver and (in the course of the first day) got it converted for them into portable gold. He used his influence in the wardroom to keep the tongues of the young officers in order, so that Carthew's identification was kept out of the papers. And he rendered another service yet more important. He had a friend in San Francisco, a millionaire; to this man he privately presented Carthew as a young gentleman come newly into a huge estate, but troubled with Jew debts which he was trying to settle on the quiet. The millionaire came readily to help; and it was with his money that the wrecker gang was to be fought. What was his name, out of a thousand guesses? It was Douglas Longhurst.

It was a lucky series of events that brought the story to the doctor. He understood and sympathized with the plight of these unfortunate men and wholeheartedly came to their rescue. He, along with Wicks and Carthew (once he recovered), held numerous meetings and developed a plan for San Francisco. He was the one who certified "Goddedaal" as unfit to be moved and secretly got Carthew off the ship under the cover of night; he was the one who kept Wicks's wound open so he could sign with his left hand; he took all their Chile silver and, by the end of the first day, converted it into portable gold for them. He used his influence in the wardroom to keep the younger officers from talking, ensuring that Carthew's identification stayed out of the news. He also provided another even more important service. He had a friend in San Francisco, a millionaire; he introduced Carthew to this man as a young gentleman who had recently come into a large inheritance but was struggling with debts to Jewish lenders that he was trying to settle quietly. The millionaire was quick to help; it was with his money that the wrecker gang would be fought. What was his name, out of a thousand guesses? It was Douglas Longhurst.

As long as the Currency Lasses could all disappear under fresh names, it did not greatly matter if the brig were bought, or any small discrepancies should be discovered in the wrecking. The identification of one of their number had changed all that. The smallest scandal must now direct attention to the movements of Norris. It would be asked how he who had sailed in a schooner from Sydney, had turned up so shortly after in a brig out of Hong Kong; and from one question to another all his original shipmates were pretty sure to be involved. Hence arose naturally the idea of preventing danger, profiting by Carthew's new-found wealth, and buying the brig under an alias; and it was put in hand with equal energy and caution. Carthew took lodgings alone under a false name, picked up Bellairs at random, and commissioned him to buy the wreck.

As long as the Currency Lasses could all vanish under new names, it didn’t really matter if the brig was purchased or if any small issues were found in the wreckage. The identification of one of their group changed everything. Even the smallest scandal would now draw attention to Norris’s movements. People would wonder how he, who had sailed on a schooner from Sydney, appeared shortly after on a brig from Hong Kong; and one question would lead to another, likely involving all his original shipmates. This naturally led to the idea of preventing trouble by taking advantage of Carthew's newfound wealth and buying the brig under an alias; and it was initiated with equal energy and caution. Carthew rented a place alone under a false name, randomly picked up Bellairs, and tasked him with buying the wreck.

“What figure, if you please?” the lawyer asked.

“What amount, if you please?” the lawyer asked.

“I want it bought,” replied Carthew. “I don't mind about the price.”

“I want to buy it,” Carthew replied. “I don’t care about the price.”

“Any price is no price,” said Bellairs. “Put a name upon it.”

“Any price is no price,” said Bellairs. “Give it a name.”

“Call it ten thousand pounds then, if you like!” said Carthew.

“Fine, call it ten thousand pounds if you want!” said Carthew.

In the meanwhile, the captain had to walk the streets, appear in the consulate, be cross-examined by Lloyd's agent, be badgered about his lost accounts, sign papers with his left hand, and repeat his lies to every skipper in San Francisco: not knowing at what moment he might run into the arms of some old friend who should hail him by the name of Wicks, or some new enemy who should be in a position to deny him that of Trent. And the latter incident did actually befall him, but was transformed by his stout countenance into an element of strength. It was in the consulate (of all untoward places) that he suddenly heard a big voice inquiring for Captain Trent. He turned with the customary sinking at his heart.

In the meantime, the captain had to walk the streets, visit the consulate, face tough questioning from Lloyd's agent, deal with complaints about his missing accounts, sign papers with his left hand, and repeat his lies to every captain in San Francisco, not knowing when he might run into an old friend who would call him Wicks, or a new enemy who could deny him the name of Trent. That very thing did happen to him, but he turned it into a sign of strength with his confident demeanor. It was at the consulate (of all places) that he suddenly heard a loud voice asking for Captain Trent. He turned around, feeling the familiar sinking feeling in his heart.

“YOU ain't Captain Trent!” said the stranger, falling back. “Why, what's all this? They tell me you're passing off as Captain Trent—Captain Jacob Trent—a man I knew since I was that high.”

“YOU aren't Captain Trent!” said the stranger, stepping back. “What’s going on here? I hear you're pretending to be Captain Trent—Captain Jacob Trent—a guy I’ve known since I was a kid.”

“O, you're thinking of my uncle as had the bank in Cardiff,” replied Wicks, with desperate aplomb.

“O, you're thinking of my uncle who had the bank in Cardiff,” replied Wicks, with a feigned confidence.

“I declare I never knew he had a nevvy!” said the stranger.

“I swear I never knew he had a nephew!” said the stranger.

“Well, you see he has!” says Wicks.

“Well, you see he has!” says Wicks.

“And how is the old man?” asked the other.

“And how’s the old man doing?” asked the other.

“Fit as a fiddle,” answered Wicks, and was opportunely summoned by the clerk.

"Fit as a fiddle," Wicks replied, just as the clerk called for him.

This alert was the only one until the morning of the sale, when he was once more alarmed by his interview with Jim; and it was with some anxiety that he attended the sale, knowing only that Carthew was to be represented, but neither who was to represent him nor what were the instructions given. I suppose Captain Wicks is a good life. In spite of his personal appearance and his own known uneasiness, I suppose he is secure from apoplexy, or it must have struck him there and then, as he looked on at the stages of that insane sale and saw the old brig and her not very valuable cargo knocked down at last to a total stranger for ten thousand pounds.

This was the only warning he got until the morning of the sale, when he felt anxious again after his conversation with Jim. He went to the sale feeling uneasy, only knowing that Carthew would be represented but not who would represent him or what instructions he had been given. I guess Captain Wicks has a good life. Despite his appearance and his known discomfort, I assume he’s safe from a stroke; otherwise, it might have hit him right then and there as he watched that crazy sale and saw the old brig and its not-so-valuable cargo finally sold to a complete stranger for ten thousand pounds.

It had been agreed that he was to avoid Carthew, and above all Carthew's lodging, so that no connexion might be traced between the crew and the pseudonymous purchaser. But the hour for caution was gone by, and he caught a tram and made all speed to Mission Street.

It was agreed that he should stay away from Carthew, especially Carthew's place, so that no connection could be linked between the crew and the person using a fake name. But the time for being careful was over, and he hopped on a tram and hurried to Mission Street.

Carthew met him in the door.

Carthew met him at the door.

“Come away, come away from here,” said Carthew; and when they were clear of the house, “All's up!” he added.

“Come away, come away from here,” said Carthew; and when they were out of the house, “All's up!” he added.

“O, you've heard of the sale, then?” said Wicks.

“O, you've heard about the sale, then?” said Wicks.

“The sale!” cried Carthew. “I declare I had forgotten it.” And he told of the voice in the telephone, and the maddening question: “Why did you want to buy the Flying Scud?”

“The sale!” shouted Carthew. “I can’t believe I forgot about it.” He recounted the voice on the phone and the frustrating question: “Why did you want to buy the Flying Scud?”

This circumstance, coming on the back of the monstrous improbabilities of the sale, was enough to have shaken the reason of Immanuel Kant. The earth seemed banded together to defeat them; the stones and the boys on the street appeared to be in possession of their guilty secret. Flight was their one thought. The treasure of the Currency Lass they packed in waist-belts, expressed their chests to an imaginary address in British Columbia, and left San Francisco the same afternoon, booked for Los Angeles.

This situation, following the outrageous odds of the sale, was enough to rattle the mind of Immanuel Kant. It felt like the whole world was conspiring against them; even the stones and the kids on the street seemed to know their secret. Escaping was the only thing on their minds. They stuffed the treasure of the Currency Lass into waist-belts, sent their belongings to a fake address in British Columbia, and left San Francisco that afternoon, headed for Los Angeles.

The next day they pursued their retreat by the Southern Pacific route, which Carthew followed on his way to England; but the other three branched off for Mexico.

The next day they continued their retreat along the Southern Pacific route, which Carthew took on his way to England; however, the other three split off toward Mexico.





EPILOGUE:

TO WILL H. LOW.

DEAR LOW: The other day (at Manihiki of all places) I had the pleasure to meet Dodd. We sat some two hours in the neat, little, toy-like church, set with pews after the manner of Europe, and inlaid with mother-of-pearl in the style (I suppose) of the New Jerusalem. The natives, who are decidedly the most attractive inhabitants of this planet, crowded round us in the pew, and fawned upon and patted us; and here it was I put my questions, and Dodd answered me.

DEAR LOW: The other day (of all places, Manihiki) I had the pleasure of meeting Dodd. We spent about two hours in the charming little church, which had European-style pews and mother-of-pearl inlays, reminiscent of the New Jerusalem, I suppose. The locals, who are definitely the most appealing people on this planet, crowded around us in the pew, showering us with affection and pats; it was here that I asked my questions, and Dodd answered me.

I first carried him back to the night in Barbizon when Carthew told his story, and asked him what was done about Bellairs. It seemed he had put the matter to his friend at once, and that Carthew took it with an inimitable lightness. “He's poor, and I'm rich,” he had said. “I can afford to smile at him. I go somewhere else, that's all—somewhere that's far away and dear to get to. Persia would be found to answer, I fancy. No end of a place, Persia. Why not come with me?” And they had left the next afternoon for Constantinople, on their way to Teheran. Of the shyster, it is only known (by a newspaper paragraph) that he returned somehow to San Francisco and died in the hospital.

I first took him back to that night in Barbizon when Carthew told his story and asked him what happened with Bellairs. It seemed he had brought it up with his friend right away, and Carthew responded with an unmatched ease. “He's poor, and I'm rich,” he said. “I can afford to smile at him. I’m just going somewhere else, that’s all—somewhere far away and hard to get to. I think Persia would do the trick. An amazing place, Persia. Why not come with me?” And they left the next afternoon for Constantinople, on their way to Teheran. As for the shady character, it’s only known (from a newspaper article) that he somehow returned to San Francisco and died in the hospital.

“Now there's another point,” said I. “There you are off to Persia with a millionaire, and rich yourself. How come you here in the South Seas, running a trader?”

“Now there’s another thing,” I said. “There you are heading off to Persia with a millionaire, and you’re rich yourself. What brings you here to the South Seas, running a trading business?”

He said, with a smile, that I had not yet heard of Jim's last bankruptcy. “I was about cleaned out once more,” he said; “and then it was that Carthew had this schooner built, and put me in as supercargo. It's his yacht and it's my trader; and as nearly all the expenses go to the yacht, I do pretty well. As for Jim, he's right again: one of the best businesses, they say, in the West, fruit, cereals, and real estate; and he has a Tartar of a partner now—Nares, no less. Nares will keep him straight, Nares has a big head. They have their country-places next door at Saucelito, and I stayed with them time about, the last time I was on the coast. Jim had a paper of his own—I think he has a notion of being senator one of these days—and he wanted me to throw up the schooner and come and write his editorials. He holds strong views on the State Constitution, and so does Mamie.”

He smiled and said that I hadn’t heard about Jim’s latest bankruptcy. “I was nearly wiped out again,” he said; “and that’s when Carthew had this schooner built and made me the supercargo. It’s his yacht and my trading vessel; since almost all the costs go to the yacht, I do pretty well. As for Jim, he’s doing well again: one of the best businesses, they say, in the West—fruits, grains, and real estate—and he’s got a tough partner now—Nares, no less. Nares will keep him in line; he’s got a big brain. They have their weekend homes next to each other in Sausalito, and I stayed with them last time I was on the coast. Jim even had his own paper—I think he’s planning to run for senator someday—and he wanted me to quit the schooner and come write his editorials. He has strong opinions on the State Constitution, and so does Mamie.”

“And what became of the other three Currency Lasses after they left Carthew?” I inquired.

“And what happened to the other three Currency Lasses after they left Carthew?” I asked.

“Well, it seems they had a huge spree in the city of Mexico,” said Dodd; “and then Hadden and the Irishman took a turn at the gold fields in Venezuela, and Wicks went on alone to Valparaiso. There's a Kirkup in the Chilean navy to this day, I saw the name in the papers about the Balmaceda war. Hadden soon wearied of the mines, and I met him the other day in Sydney. The last news he had from Venezuela, Mac had been knocked over in an attack on the gold train. So there's only the three of them left, for Amalu scarcely counts. He lives on his own land in Maui, at the side of Hale-a-ka-la, where he keeps Goddedaal's canary; and they say he sticks to his dollars, which is a wonder in a Kanaka. He had a considerable pile to start with, for not only Hemstead's share but Carthew's was divided equally among the other four—Mac being counted.”

“Well, it looks like they had a wild time in Mexico City,” said Dodd. “Then Hadden and the Irish guy headed to the gold fields in Venezuela, while Wicks went off on his own to Valparaiso. There’s still a Kirkup in the Chilean navy today; I saw the name in the papers about the Balmaceda war. Hadden quickly got tired of the mines, and I ran into him the other day in Sydney. The last update he had from Venezuela was that Mac had been killed in an attack on the gold train. So now there are only three of them left, since Amalu hardly counts. He lives on his own land in Maui, by Hale-a-ka-la, where he keeps Goddedaal's canary; and they say he’s good at holding onto his money, which is unusual for a Kanaka. He started with a decent amount, since both Hemstead’s share and Carthew’s were split equally among the other four—counting Mac.”

“What did that make for him altogether?” I could not help asking, for I had been diverted by the number of calculations in his narrative.

“What did that add up to for him in total?” I couldn't help but ask, as I had been intrigued by the number of calculations in his story.

“One hundred and twenty-eight pounds nineteen shillings and eleven pence halfpenny,” he replied with composure. “That's leaving out what little he won at Van John. It's something for a Kanaka, you know.”

“£128, 19s, and 11½d,” he answered calmly. “That doesn’t include the small amount he won at Van John. It’s quite a bit for a Kanaka, you know.”

And about that time we were at last obliged to yield to the solicitations of our native admirers, and go to the pastor's house to drink green cocoanuts. The ship I was in was sailing the same night, for Dodd had been beforehand and got all the shell in the island; and though he pressed me to desert and return with him to Auckland (whither he was now bound to pick up Carthew) I was firm in my refusal.

And around that time we finally had to give in to the requests of our local fans and go to the pastor's house to drink green coconuts. The ship I was on was leaving that same night because Dodd had already been ahead and collected all the shell on the island; and although he urged me to abandon my post and come back with him to Auckland (where he was heading to pick up Carthew), I stood my ground and refused.

The truth is, since I have been mixed up with Havens and Dodd in the design to publish the latter's narrative, I seem to feel no want for Carthew's society. Of course I am wholly modern in sentiment, and think nothing more noble than to publish people's private affairs at so much a line. They like it, and if they don't, they ought to. But a still small voice keeps telling me they will not like it always, and perhaps not always stand it. Memory besides supplies me with the face of a pressman (in the sacred phrase) who proved altogether too modern for one of his neighbours, and

The truth is, ever since I got involved with Havens and Dodd in the plan to publish the latter's story, I haven't really missed spending time with Carthew. Of course, I have a completely modern outlook and believe there's nothing more admirable than publishing people's private lives for a price. They enjoy it, and if they don’t, they should. But a little voice in my head keeps reminding me that they won’t always like it, and they might not always be able to handle it. Plus, I can’t help but remember a journalist (as they like to call them) who was way too modern for one of his neighbors, and

     Qui nunc it per iter tenebricosum

as it were, marshalling us our way. I am in no haste to

as it were, guiding us on our path. I'm in no rush to

—nos proceedings—

be that man's successor. Carthew has a record as “a clane shot,” and for some years Samoa will be good enough for me.

be that man's successor. Carthew has a reputation as "a clean shot," and for the next few years, Samoa will be just fine for me.

We agreed to separate, accordingly; but he took me on board in his own boat with the hard-wood fittings, and entertained me on the way with an account of his late visit to Butaritari, whither he had gone on an errand for Carthew, to see how Topelius was getting along, and, if necessary, to give him a helping hand. But Topelius was in great force, and had patronised and—well—out-manoeuvred him.

We agreed to part ways, but he took me on his boat with the sturdy wood details and entertained me during the ride with stories about his recent trip to Butaritari. He had gone there on an errand for Carthew to check on how Topelius was doing and, if needed, to lend a hand. But Topelius was doing very well and had outsmarted him.

“Carthew will be pleased,” said Dodd; “for there's no doubt they oppressed the man abominably when they were in the Currency Lass. It's diamond cut diamond now.”

“Carthew will be happy,” said Dodd; “because there’s no doubt they treated the man terribly when they were on the Currency Lass. It’s a case of tit for tat now.”

This, I think, was the most of the news I got from my friend Loudon; and I hope I was well inspired, and have put all the questions to which you would be curious to hear an answer.

This, I believe, was most of the news I received from my friend Loudon; and I hope I was insightful enough to cover all the questions you’d be interested in hearing answers to.

But there is one more that I daresay you are burning to put to myself; and that is, what your own name is doing in this place, cropping up (as it were uncalled-for) on the stern of our poor ship? If you were not born in Arcadia, you linger in fancy on its margin; your thoughts are busied with the flutes of antiquity, with daffodils, and the classic poplar, and the footsteps of the nymphs, and the elegant and moving aridity of ancient art. Why dedicate to you a tale of a caste so modern;—full of details of our barbaric manners and unstable morals;—full of the need and the lust of money, so that there is scarce a page in which the dollars do not jingle;—full of the unrest and movement of our century, so that the reader is hurried from place to place and sea to sea, and the book is less a romance than a panorama—in the end, as blood-bespattered as an epic?

But there’s one more question I bet you’re eager to ask me; and that is, what your name is doing here, popping up (as if it’s uninvited) on the back of our poor ship? If you weren't born in Arcadia, you seem to linger on the edge of it in your imagination; your thoughts are caught up with the flutes of the past, with daffodils, and the classic poplar, and the footsteps of nymphs, and the graceful yet harsh nature of ancient art. Why would we dedicate a story like this to you—full of details about our modern times;—filled with our barbaric behaviors and shaky morals;—packed with the desire and lust for money, so that there’s hardly a page that doesn’t jingle with coins;—overflowing with the restlessness and activity of our century, so that the reader is rushed from place to place and sea to sea, making the book feel less like a romance and more like a panorama—in the end, as bloody as an epic?

Well, you are a man interested in all problems of art, even the most vulgar; and it may amuse you to hear the genesis and growth of The Wrecker. On board the schooner Equator, almost within sight of the Johnstone Islands (if anybody knows where these are) and on a moonlit night when it was a joy to be alive, the authors were amused with several stories of the sale of wrecks. The subject tempted them; and they sat apart in the alley-way to discuss its possibilities. “What a tangle it would make,” suggested one, “if the wrong crew were aboard. But how to get the wrong crew there?”—“I have it!” cried the other; “the so-and-so affair!” For not so many months before, and not so many hundred miles from where we were then sailing, a proposition almost tantamount to that of Captain Trent had been made by a British skipper to some British castaways.

Well, you’re a guy interested in all aspects of art, even the more lowbrow stuff; and it might entertain you to hear about the origins and development of The Wrecker. On board the schooner Equator, almost in view of the Johnstone Islands (if anyone knows where that is) and on a moonlit night when it felt great to be alive, the authors were entertained by several stories about wreck sales. The topic piqued their interest, so they stepped aside in the alleyway to explore its possibilities. “What a mess it would create,” one suggested, “if the wrong crew was on board. But how do we get the wrong crew there?”—“I’ve got it!” exclaimed the other; “the so-and-so affair!” Because not too many months earlier, and not too many hundred miles from where we were sailing at that moment, a proposal almost identical to Captain Trent’s had been made by a British captain to some British castaways.

Before we turned in, the scaffolding of the tale had been put together. But the question of treatment was as usual more obscure. We had long been at once attracted and repelled by that very modern form of the police novel or mystery story, which consists in beginning your yarn anywhere but at the beginning, and finishing it anywhere but at the end; attracted by its peculiar interest when done, and the peculiar difficulties that attend its execution; repelled by that appearance of insincerity and shallowness of tone, which seems its inevitable drawback. For the mind of the reader, always bent to pick up clews, receives no impression of reality or life, rather of an airless, elaborate mechanism; and the book remains enthralling, but insignificant, like a game of chess, not a work of human art. It seemed the cause might lie partly in the abrupt attack; and that if the tale were gradually approached, some of the characters introduced (as it were) beforehand, and the book started in the tone of a novel of manners and experience briefly treated, this defect might be lessened and our mystery seem to inhere in life. The tone of the age, its movement, the mingling of races and classes in the dollar hunt, the fiery and not quite unromantic struggle for existence with its changing trades and scenery, and two types in particular, that of the American handy-man of business and that of the Yankee merchant sailor—we agreed to dwell upon at some length, and make the woof to our not very precious warp. Hence Dodd's father, and Pinkerton, and Nares, and the Dromedary picnics, and the railway work in New South Wales—the last an unsolicited testimonial from the powers that be, for the tale was half written before I saw Carthew's squad toil in the rainy cutting at South Clifton, or heard from the engineer of his “young swell.” After we had invented at some expense of time this method of approaching and fortifying our police novel, it occurred to us it had been invented previously by some one else, and was in fact—however painfully different the results may seem—the method of Charles Dickens in his later work.

Before we went to bed, we had pieced together the outline of the story. But the way to approach it was, as usual, less clear. We had long been drawn to and put off by that very modern style of the police novel or mystery story, which starts the narrative anywhere but the beginning and wraps up anywhere but the end; drawn to its unique intrigue when executed well and the specific challenges that come with it; put off by the insincerity and shallowness of tone that seem to be its unavoidable downsides. For the reader's mind, always eager to pick up clues, doesn't get a sense of reality or life but rather an impression of a complicated, lifeless mechanism; the book remains captivating, yet trivial, like a chess game instead of a work of human art. It seemed the issue might partly stem from the sudden onset of the narrative; if we eased into the story, introducing some of the characters beforehand and starting the book with the tone of a novel about manners and experiences in brief, this shortcoming might be reduced, and our mystery would feel more connected to life. We agreed to explore the tone of the times, its movement, the mix of races and classes in the pursuit of wealth, the passionate yet somewhat romantic struggle for survival with its shifting trades and landscapes, and two particular types: the American businessman and the Yankee merchant sailor. This became the foundation of our not-so-valuable framework. Thus, Dodd's father, Pinkerton, Nares, the Dromedary picnics, and the railway work in New South Wales were all significant elements—the last being an unsolicited acknowledgment from those in charge, as the story was halfway written before I witnessed Carthew's crew laboring in the rainy cutting at South Clifton or heard about the engineer's “young swell.” After investing a fair amount of time into this method of approaching and strengthening our police novel, it dawned on us that someone else had previously invented it, and it was in fact—the results may appear painfully different—the approach used by Charles Dickens in his later works.

I see you staring. Here, you will say, is a prodigious quantity of theory to our halfpenny worth of police novel; and withal not a shadow of an answer to your question.

I see you staring. Here, you might say, is an impressive amount of theory for our cheap police novel; and still, there’s not a hint of an answer to your question.

Well, some of us like theory. After so long a piece of practice, these may be indulged for a few pages. And the answer is at hand. It was plainly desirable, from every point of view of convenience and contrast, that our hero and narrator should partly stand aside from those with whom he mingles, and be but a pressed-man in the dollar hunt. Thus it was that Loudon Dodd became a student of the plastic arts, and that our globe-trotting story came to visit Paris and look in at Barbizon. And thus it is, dear Low, that your name appears in the address of this epilogue.

Well, some of us enjoy theory. After quite a bit of practice, it’s nice to indulge in a little theorizing for a few pages. And the answer is clear. It was obviously important, from every perspective of convenience and contrast, that our hero and narrator should somewhat step back from those he interacts with and just be someone caught up in the pursuit of money. That’s how Loudon Dodd became a student of the plastic arts, and that’s how our globe-trotting story ended up in Paris, taking a look at Barbizon. And that’s why, dear Low, your name appears in the address of this epilogue.

For sure, if any person can here appreciate and read between the lines, it must be you—and one other, our friend. All the dominos will be transparent to your better knowledge; the statuary contract will be to you a piece of ancient history; and you will not have now heard for the first time of the dangers of Roussillon. Dead leaves from the Bas Breau, echoes from Lavenue's and the Rue Racine, memories of a common past, let these be your bookmarkers as you read. And if you care for naught else in the story, be a little pleased to breathe once more for a moment the airs of our youth.

For sure, if anyone here can truly understand and read between the lines, it’s you—and one other, our friend. All the connections will be clear to your deeper insight; the official agreement will seem like a piece of ancient history to you; and this won’t be the first time you’ve heard about the dangers of Roussillon. Dead leaves from Bas Breau, echoes from Lavenue's and Rue Racine, memories of a shared past—let these be your bookmarks as you read. And if you care about nothing else in the story, at least take a moment to enjoy the memories of our youth.

The End.

The End.






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