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The
CAVALIER SONGS AND BALLADS
OF ENGLAND
FROM 1642 TO 1684
From 1642 to 1684
EDITED
BY
CHARLES MACKAY
LL.D.
EDITED BY
CHARLES MACKAY
LL.D.
LONDON
GRIFFIN BOHN AND CO
STATIONERS’ HALL COURT
1863.
LONDON
GRIFFIN BOHN AND CO
STATIONERS' HALL COURT
1863.
p. iiiINTRODUCTION.
The Cavalier Ballads of England, like the Jacobite Ballads of England and Scotland at a later period, are mines of wealth for the student of the history and social manners of our ancestors. The rude but often beautiful political lyrics of the early days of the Stuarts were far more interesting and important to the people who heard or repeated them, than any similar compositions can be in our time. When the printing press was the mere vehicle of polemics for the educated minority, and when the daily journal was neither a luxury of the poor, a necessity of the rich, nor an appreciable power in the formation and guidance of public opinion, the song and the ballad appealed to the passion, if not to the intellect of the masses, and instructed them in all the leading events of the time. In our day the people need no information p. ivof the kind, for they procure it from the more readily available and more copious if not more reliable, source of the daily and weekly press. The song and ballad have ceased to deal with public affairs. No new ones of the kind are made except as miserable parodies and burlesques that may amuse sober costermongers and half-drunken men about town, who frequent music saloons at midnight, but which are offensive to every one else. Such genuine old ballads as remain in the popular memory are either fast dying out, or relate exclusively to the never-to-be-superseded topics of love, war, and wine. The people of our day have little heart or appreciation for song, except in Scotland and Ireland. England and America are too prosaic and too busy, and the masses, notwithstanding all their supposed advantages in education, are much too vulgar to delight in either song or ballad that rises to the dignity of poetry. They appreciate the buffooneries of the “Negro Minstrelsy,” and the inanities and the vapidities of sentimental love songs, but the elegance of such writers as Thomas Moore, and the force of such vigorous thinkers and tender lyrists as Robert Burns, are above their sphere, and are left to scholars in their closets and ladies in their drawing-rooms. The case was different among our ancestors p. vin the memorable period of the struggle for liberty that commenced in the reign of Charles I. The Puritans had the pulpit on their side, and found it a powerful instrument. The Cavaliers had the song writers on theirs, and found them equally effective. And the song and ballad writers of that day were not always illiterate versifiers. Some of them were the choicest wits and most accomplished gentlemen of the nation. As they could not reach the ears of their countrymen by the printed book, the pamphlet, or the newspaper, nor mount the pulpit and dispute with Puritanism on its own ground and in its own precincts, they found the song, the ballad, and the epigram more available among a musical and song-loving people such as the English then were, and trusted to these to keep up the spirit of loyalty in the evil days of the royal cause, to teach courage in adversity, and cheerfulness in all circumstances, and to ridicule the hypocrites whom they could not shame, and the tyrants whom they could not overthrow. Though many thousands of these have been preserved in the King’s Pamphlets in the British Museum, and in other collections which have been freely ransacked for the materials of the following pages, as many thousands more have undoubtedly perished. p. viOriginally printed as broadsides, and sold for a halfpenny at country fairs, it used to be the fashion of the peasantry to paste them up in cupboards, or on the backs of doors, and farmers’ wives, as well as servant girls and farm labourers, who were able to read, would often paste them on the lids of their trunks, as the best means of preserving them. This is one reason why so many of them have been lost without recovery. To Sir W. C. Trevelyan literature is indebted for the restoration of a few of these waifs and strays, which he found pasted in an old trunk of the days of Cromwell, and which he carefully detached and presented to the British Museum. But a sufficient number of these flying leaves of satire, sentiment, and loyalty have reached our time, to throw a curious and instructive light upon the feelings of the men who resisted the progress of the English Revolution; and who made loyalty to the person of the monarch, even when the monarch was wrong, the first of the civic virtues. In the superabundance of the materials at command, as will be seen from the appended list of books and MSS. which have been consulted and drawn upon to form this collection, the difficulty was to keep within bounds, and to select only such specimens as merited a place in a volume necessarily limited, by p. viitheir celebrity, their wit, their beauty, their historical interest, or the light they might happen to throw on the obscure biography of the most remarkable actors in the scenes which they describe. It would be too much to claim for these ballads the exalted title of poetry. They are not poetical in the highest sense of the word, and possibly would not have been so effective for the purpose which they were intended to serve, if their writers had been more fanciful and imaginative, or less intent upon what they had to say than upon the manner of saying it. But if not extremely poetical, they are extremely national, and racy of the soil; and some of them are certain to live as long as the language which produced them. For the convenience of reference and consultation they have been arranged chronologically; beginning with the discontents that inaugurated the reign of Charles I., and following regularly to the final, though short-lived, triumph of the Cavalier cause, in the accession of James II. After his ill-omened advent to the throne, the Cavalier became the Jacobite. In this collection no Jacobite songs, properly so called, are included, it being the intention of the publishers to issue a companion volume, of the Jacobite Ballads of England, from the accession of James II. to the battle of p. viiiCulloden, should the public receive the present volume with sufficient favour to justify the venture.
The Cavalier Ballads of England, like the Jacobite Ballads of England and Scotland that came later, are a treasure trove for anyone studying the history and social customs of our ancestors. The rough yet often beautiful political lyrics of the early days of the Stuarts were far more engaging and significant to the people who heard or recited them than any similar works can be today. When the printing press was mainly a tool for debate among the educated few and when daily newspapers were neither a luxury for the poor nor a necessity for the rich, the song and the ballad resonated with the passions, if not the intellect, of the masses and informed them about the key events of the time. Nowadays, people don't need information of that kind, as they obtain it from the much more accessible and abundant, if not necessarily more reliable, daily and weekly press. Songs and ballads no longer address public affairs. New ones of that sort only pop up as poor parodies and burlesques that might entertain sober street vendors and half-drunken men in pubs late at night, but which annoy everyone else. The genuine old ballads that remain popular are either quickly fading away or focus solely on eternal themes of love, war, and wine. Today's people show little interest or appreciation for song, except in Scotland and Ireland. England and America are too mundane and busy, and despite all their supposed advantages in education, the masses are far too vulgar to enjoy any songs or ballads that reach the level of real poetry. They may laugh at the antics of “Negro Minstrelsy” and the silliness of sentimental love songs, but the elegance of writers like Thomas Moore and the power of strong thinkers and tender lyricists like Robert Burns are beyond their grasp and reserved for scholars and genteel ladies in their salons. It was a different story for our ancestors p. v during the notable period of the fight for freedom that began under Charles I. The Puritans had the pulpit on their side and used it effectively. The Cavaliers had songwriters on their side, who were equally powerful. The song and ballad writers of that time weren’t always uneducated rhymers; some were among the most witty and skilled gentlemen in the country. Because they couldn’t reach their fellow countrymen through printed books, pamphlets, or newspapers, nor stand in the pulpit to debate Puritanism directly, they turned to songs, ballads, and epigrams, which were better suited to a musically inclined English public, and relied on these to maintain the spirit of loyalty during the tough times for the royal cause, to instill courage in hardship, and to encourage cheerfulness in all situations, while mocking the hypocrites they couldn’t shame and the tyrants they couldn’t overthrow. Although many thousands have been preserved in the King’s Pamphlets in the British Museum and in other collections that have been thoroughly searched for materials for the following pages, many more have undoubtedly been lost. p. vi Originally printed as broadsides and sold for a halfpenny at country fairs, it was once common practice for peasants to paste them up in cupboards or on the backs of doors. Farmers’ wives, along with maidservants and farm workers who could read, would often glue them on their trunk lids as a way to preserve them. This is one reason why so many have been lost without a trace. To Sir W. C. Trevelyan, literature owes the recovery of a few of these lost gems, which he found affixed in an old trunk from the Cromwell era and carefully removed to present to the British Museum. Yet, a sufficient number of these flying leaves of satire, sentiment, and loyalty have survived to provide a curious and informative look at the feelings of those who opposed the rise of the English Revolution, who made loyalty to the monarch—even when the monarch was wrong—the foremost civic virtue. With the abundance of materials available, as shown in the accompanying list of books and manuscripts consulted to create this collection, the challenge was to keep it concise and select only those pieces worth including in a limited volume, based on p. viitheir popularity, wit, beauty, historical significance, or the insights they provide into the obscure lives of the key figures in the events they depict. It would be too much to claim these ballads as high poetry. They aren’t poetically elevated in the truest sense, and they might not have been as effective for their intended purpose if their authors had been more fanciful and imaginative, or less focused on their message than on their style. However, if they aren’t extremely poetic, they are distinctly national and characteristic of the local culture, and some are sure to endure as long as the language that created them. For ease of reference, they’ve been arranged chronologically, starting with the discontents that marked the beginning of Charles I's reign, and following through to the brief but conclusive success of the Cavalier cause upon the accession of James II. After his ill-fated rise to the throne, the Cavalier transformed into the Jacobite. This collection does not include proper Jacobite songs, as the publishers plan to release a companion volume on the Jacobite Ballads of England, from James II's accession to the Battle of p. viiiCulloden, should the public respond favorably enough to justify the endeavor.
The Editor cannot, in justice to previous fellow-labourers, omit to record his obligation to the interesting volume, with its learned annotations, contributed by Mr Thomas Wright to the Percy Society; or to another and equally valuable collection, edited by Mr J. O. Halliwell.
The Editor cannot, in fairness to previous collaborators, skip mentioning his gratitude for the engaging book, along with its insightful notes, provided by Mr. Thomas Wright to the Percy Society; or for another equally valuable collection, edited by Mr. J. O. Halliwell.
December, 1862.
December 1862.
p. xiCONTENTS.
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When the King enjoys his own again When the King reclaims what is rightfully his again |
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,, comes home in Peace again ,, comes home in Peace again |
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I love my King and Country well I love my king and my country a lot. |
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The Commoners The Common People |
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The Royalist The Royalist |
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The New Courtier The New Courtier |
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Upon the Cavaliers departing out of London After the Cavaliers left London |
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A Mad World, my Masters A Crazy World, my Friends |
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The Man O’ The Moon The Man on the Moon |
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The Tub-Preacher The Bathtub Preacher |
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The New Litany The New Litany |
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The Old Protestant’s Litany The Old Protestant’s Prayer List |
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Vive Le Roy Long live the king |
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The Cavalier The Cavalier |
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A Caveat to the Roundheads A Warning for the Roundheads |
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Hey, then, up go we Hey, let's go up then. |
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The Clean Contrary Way, or, Colonel Venne’s Encouragement to his Soldiers The Clean Contrary Way, or, Colonel Venne’s Encouragement to his Soldiers |
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The Cameronian Cat The Cameronian Cat |
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The Royal Feast The Royal Banquet |
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Upon His Majesty’s coming to Holmby Upon the King’s arrival at Holmby |
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I thank you twice Thanks twice |
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The Cities Loyaltie to the King The Cities' Loyalty to the King |
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The Downfal of Charing-Cross The Fall of Charing Cross |
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The Long Parliament The Long Parliament |
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The Puritan The Puritan |
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The Roundhead The Roundhead |
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Prattle your pleasure under the rose Prattle your pleasure under the rose |
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The Dominion of the Sword The Dominion of the Sword |
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The State’s New Coin The State’s New Currency |
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The Anarchie, or the Blest Reformation since 1640 The Anarchy, or the Blessed Reformation since 1640 |
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A Coffin for King Charles, a Crown For Cromwell, And A Pit For The People A Coffin for King Charles, a Crown for Cromwell, and a Pit for the People |
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A Short Litany For The Year 1649 A Short Litany For The Year 1649 |
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The Sale of Rebellion’s Household Stuff The Sale of Rebellion’s Household Items |
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The Cavalier’s Farewell to his Mistress, being called to the Wars The Cavalier’s Farewell to his Mistress, being called to the Wars |
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The Last News from France Latest News from France |
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Song to the Figure Two Song to Figure Two |
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The Reformation The Reformation |
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Upon the General Pardon passed by the Rump Upon the General Pardon passed by the Rump |
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An Old Song on Oliver’s Court An Old Song on Oliver’s Court |
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The Parliament Routed, or Here’s a House to be Let The Parliament Routed, or Here’s a House to Rent |
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A Christmas Song, when the Rump was first dissolved A Christmas Song, when the Rump was first dissolved |
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A Free Parliament Litany A Free Parliament Prayer |
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The Mock Song The Joke Song |
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The Answer The Answer |
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As close as a Goose As close as a buddy |
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The Prisoners The Inmates |
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The Protecting Brewer The Beer Protector |
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The Arraignment of the Devil for stealing away President Bradshaw The Arraignment of the Devil for Stealing Away President Bradshaw |
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A New Ballad to an Old Tune, “Tom Of Bedlam” A New Ballad to an Old Tune, “Tom Of Bedlam” |
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The Second Part of St George for England The Second Part of St George for England |
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A New-year’s Gift for the Rump A New Year's Gift for the Rump |
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A Proper New Ballad on the Old Parliament; or, the Second Part of Knave Out of Doors A New Ballad About the Old Parliament; or, the Second Part of Knave Out of Doors |
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The Tale of the Cobbler and the Vicar of Bray The Tale of the Cobbler and the Vicar of Bray |
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The Geneva Ballad The Geneva Ballad |
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The Devil’s Progress on Earth, or Huggle Duggle, etc. The Devil's Progress on Earth, or Huggle Duggle, etc. |
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A Bottle Definition of that Fallen Angel, called a Whig A Simple Definition of that Fallen Angel, called a Whig |
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The Desponding Whig The Depressed Whig |
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Phanatick Zeal, or a Looking-glass for the Whigs Phanatick Zeal, or a Mirror for the Whigs |
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A New Game at Cards: or, Win at First and Lose at Last A New Card Game: or, Win at First and Lose in the End |
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The Cavaleers Litany The Cavaliers Litany |
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The Cavalier’s Complaint The Cavalier's Grievance |
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An Echo to the Cavalier’s Complaint An Echo to the Cavalier’s Complaint |
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A Relation A Connection |
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The Glory of these Nations The Glory of These Nations |
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The Noble Progress, or, a True Relation of the Lord General Monk’s Political Proceedings The Noble Progress, or, a True Account of Lord General Monk's Political Actions |
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On the King’s Return On the King's Return |
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The Brave Barbary The Fearless Barbary |
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A Catch A Sneaky Deal |
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The Turn-coat The Turncoat |
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The Claret-drinker’s Song, or, the Good Fellow’s Design The Claret-drinker’s Song, or, the Good Fellow’s Design |
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The Loyal Subjects’ Hearty Wishes to King Charles II. The Loyal Subjects' Warm Wishes to King Charles II. |
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King Charles the Second’s Restoration, 29th May King Charles II's Restoration, May 29 |
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The Jubilee, or the Coronation Day The Jubilee, or the Coronation Day |
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The King enjoys his own again The King is enjoying his own again. |
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A Country Song, intituled the Restoration A Country Song, titled the Restoration |
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The Whigs drowned in an Honest Tory health The Whigs got overwhelmed by a sincere Tory health. |
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The Cavalier The Cavalier |
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The Lamentation of a Bad Market, or the Disbanded Souldier The Lament of a Bad Market, or the Disbanded Soldier |
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The Courtier’s Health; or, The Merry Boys of the Times The Courtier’s Health; or, The Merry Boys of the Times |
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The Loyal Tories’ Delight; or A Pill for Fanaticks The Loyal Tories’ Delight; or A Cure for Fanatics |
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The Royal Admiral The Royal Admiral |
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The Unfortunate Whigs The Unfortunate Whigs |
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The Downfall of the Good Old Cause The Downfall of the Good Old Cause |
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Old Jemmy Old Jemmy |
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The Cloak’s Knavery The Cloak's Trickery |
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The Time-server, or a Medley The Time-Server, or a Mix |
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The Soldier’s Delight The Soldier's Delight |
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The Loyal Soldier The Loyal Soldier |
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The Polititian The Politician |
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A New Droll A New Joke |
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The Royalist The Royalist |
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The Royalist’s Resolve The Royalist's Determination |
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Loyalty turned up Trump, or the Danger over Loyalty revealed the truth, or the danger was over. |
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The Loyalist’s Encouragement The Loyalist's Support |
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The Trouper The Performer |
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On the Times, or The Good Subject’s Wish On the Times, or The Good Subject’s Wish |
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The Jovialists’ Coronation The Jovialists' Coronation |
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The Loyal Prisoner The Faithful Prisoner |
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Canary’s Coronation Canary's Coronation |
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The Mournful Subjects, or, The Whole Nation’s Lamination, from the highest to the lowest The Mournful Subjects, or, The Whole Nation’s Lamentation, from the highest to the lowest |
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Memento Mori Remember you will die |
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Accession of James II. James II's accession. |
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On the Most High and Mighty Monarch King James On the Most High and Mighty Monarch King James |
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In a Summer’s Day On a Summer's Day |
p. xvLIST OF
BALLAD AND SONG BOOKS
AND
MSS. QUOTED IN THIS COLLECTION.
Ashmolean Collection.
Ashmolean Museum Collection.
Antidote to Melancholy, 1682.
Antidote to Sadness, 1682.
Apollo’s Banquet, 1690.
Apollo’s Banquet, 1690.
Additional MSS.
More manuscripts.
Aviary, 1740–1745.
Aviary, 1740–1745.
Broadsides, in the reign of Charles II.
Broadsides during the reign of Charles II.
„ „ „ Roxburghe ballads.
„ „ „ Roxburghe Ballads.
Butler’s, Samuel, Posthumous Works, 1732.
Butler, Samuel, Posthumous Works, 1732.
Burney’s, Dr, Collection of Songs.
Burney's Collection of Songs.
Ballads, six, of the time of Charles II., in the British Museum.
Ballads, six, from the time of Charles II, in the British Museum.
Bagford’s Collection [qu. date].
Bagford’s Collection [qu. date].
Brome’s, Alex., Songs [qu. date].
Brome's, Alex, Songs [qu. date].
Banquet of Music, 1689.
Music Banquet, 1689.
Bull’s, Dr, Collection of Songs [qu. date].
Bull’s, Dr, Collection of Songs [qu. date].
* Collection of State Songs that have been published since the Rebellion, and sung at the several Mug-houses in the Cities of London and Westminster, 1716.
* Collection of State Songs that have been published since the Rebellion, and sung at the various taverns in the Cities of London and Westminster, 1716.
* Collection of Loyal Songs, 1750 [Jacobites].
* Collection of Loyal Songs, 1750 [Jacobites].
Complete Collection of Old and New English and Scotch Songs, 1735.
Complete Collection of Old and New English and Scottish Songs, 1735.
Craig’s Collection, 1730.
Craig's Collection, 1730.
Convivial Songster, 1782.
Convivial Singer, 1782.
Crown Garlands of Golden Roses.
Golden Rose Crown Garlands.
Carey’s, Henry, Musical Centus, 1740.
Carey's, Henry, Music Centus, 1740.
Douce’s Collection, Oxford.
Douce's Collection, Oxford.
Delightful Companion for the Recorder, 1686.
Delightful Companion for the Recorder, 1686.
Dixon’s Ballads of the Peasants of England.
Dixon's Ballads of the Peasants of England.
English Political Songs and Ballads of the 17th and 18th Centuries, by Walker Wilkins.
English Political Songs and Ballads of the 17th and 18th Centuries, by Walker Wilkins.
Evans’ Old Ballads, 1810.
Evans' Old Ballads, 1810.
England under the House of Hanover, by Thos. Wright.
England under the House of Hanover, by Thos. Wright.
Folly in Print, or a Book of Rhymes, 1667.
Folly in Print, or a Book of Rhymes, 1667.
Golden Garlands of Princely delights, 1620.
Golden Garlands of Royal Delights, 1620.
Harleian MSS.
Harleian Manuscripts.
Halifax’s Songs, 1694.
Halifax's Songs, 1694.
Halliwell’s Collection of Ballads, “Cheetham Library.”
Halliwell’s Collection of Ballads, “Cheetham Library.”
Hogg’s Jacobite Relics of Scotland.
Hogg's Jacobite Artifacts of Scotland.
Jordan’s, Thomas, London Triumphant, 1672.
Jordan's, Thomas, London Triumph, 1672.
King’s Library.
King's Library.
„ Pamphlets—Collection of Political Songs, from 1640 to the Restoration of Charles II.
„ Pamphlets—Collection of Political Songs, from 1640 to the Restoration of Charles II.
Kitchener, Dr, Loyal and National Songs.
Kitchener, Dr, Loyal and National Songs.
Loyal Songs, 120, 1684, by N. Thompson.
Loyal Songs, 120, 1684, by N. Thompson.
,, 180, 1685 to 1694.
180, 1685 to 1694.
Loyal Songs, 1731.
Loyal Songs, 1731.
* Loyal Songs written against the Rump Parliament, between 1639 and 1661.
* Loyal Songs written against the Rump Parliament, between 1639 and 1661.
Loyal Garland, containing choice Songs, &c., of our late Revolution, 1761, and 5th Edition, 1686, Percy Society.
Loyal Garland, featuring selected Songs, etc., from our recent Revolution, 1761, and 5th Edition, 1686, Percy Society.
Merry Drollery, complete, 1670.
Merry Drollery, full edition, 1670.
Muses’ Merriment, 1656. See “Sportive Wit.”
Muses’ Merriment, 1656. See “Sportive Wit.”
Musical MSS., British Museum.
Musical manuscripts, British Museum.
Musical Miscellany, Watts.
Musical Collection, Watts.
Muse’s Delight, 1757, or “Apollo’s Cabinet.”
Muse’s Delight, 1757, or “Apollo’s Cabinet.”
Old Ballads, 1723, British Museum.
Old Ballads, 1723, British Museum.
Playford’s Music and Mirth—“Douce’s Collection.”
Playford’s Music and Mirth—“Douce’s Collection.”
„ Choice Songs, &c.
"Choice Songs, etc."
,, Pleasant Music Companion.
,, Nice Music Partner.
,, Catch that Catch can.
Catch that catch can.
„ Antidote against Melancholy, 1669.
"Antidote for Melancholy, 1669."
Political Merriment.
Political Fun.
* Pills to Purge Melancholy, 1661.
* Pills to Purge Melancholy, 1661.
Parker’s, Martin, Ballads, Roxburghe Collection.
Parker's, Martin, Ballads, Roxburghe Collection.
Political Ballads, Percy Society, Wright’s Collection.
Political Ballads, Percy Society, Wright’s Collection.
Pepys’ Collection, British Museum.
Pepys' Collection, British Museum.
Rats rhymed to Death, 1660; King’s Pamphlets, British Museum.
Rats rhymed to Death, 1660; King’s Pamphlets, British Museum.
* Roxburghe Ballads, 3 vols.
Roxburghe Ballads, 3 vols.
Rump Collection of Songs, 1639 to 1661. See Loyal Songs.
Rump Collection of Songs, 1639 to 1661. See Loyal Songs.
Ritson’s Ancient Songs, 1790.
Ritson's Ancient Songs, 1790.
,, English ,,
English
Ramsay, Allan, Tea-table Miscellany, 1724.
Ramsay, Allan, Tea-table Miscellany, 1724.
Rome rhymed to Death [qu. date].
Rome rhymed to Death [qu. date].
Sportive Wit; the Muse’s Merriment [qu. date].
Sporty Humor; the Muse’s Fun [qu. date].
Skene MSS.
Skene Manuscripts.
Suckling’s, Sir John, Works [qu. date].
Suckling’s, Sir John, Works [qu. date].
Second Tale of a Tub, 1715.
Second Tale of a Tub, 1715.
Satirical Songs on Costume.
Funny Songs About Costumes.
True Loyalist, or Chevalier’s Favourite, 1779.
True Loyalist, or Chevalier’s Favorite, 1779.
Triumph of Wit, or Ingenuity Displayed.
Triumph of Wit, or Ingenuity on Display.
Taubman’s, Mat., Heroic and Choice Songs on the Times, 1682.
Taubman’s, Mat., Heroic and Choice Songs of the Times, 1682.
Westminster Drollery, 1671.
Westminster Drollery, 1671.
* Wit and Mirth, or Pills to Purge Melancholy.
* Wit and Mirth, or Pills to Cure Sadness.
Wit restored, 1658.
Wit returned, 1658.
Wit’s Recreation, 1654
Wit’s Recreation, 1654
Williams’, Sir Charles Hanbury, Political Songs.
Williams’, Sir Charles Hanbury, Political Songs.
Wood’s, Anthony, Collection at Oxford [Ashmolean].
Wood’s, Anthony, Collection at Oxford [Ashmolean].
Withers, George, Songs.
Withers, George, Songs.
Wade’s, John, Ballads [qu. date].
Wade’s, John, Ballads [query date].
p. 1CAVALIER SONGS AND BALLADS.
WHEN THE KING ENJOYS HIS OWN AGAIN.
This is perhaps the most popular of all the Cavalier songs—a favour which it partly owes to the excellent melody with which it is associated. The song, says Mr Chappell, is ascertained to be by Martin Parker, by the following extract from the Gossips’ Feast, or Moral Tales, 1647. “By my faith, Martin Parker never got a fairer treat: no, not when he indited that sweet ballad, When the King enjoys his own again.” In the poet’s Blind Man’s Bough (or Buff), 1641, Martin Parker says,
This is probably the most famous of all the Cavalier songs—a popularity it owes in part to the great melody it’s paired with. The song, according to Mr. Chappell, is confirmed to be by Martin Parker based on this excerpt from the Gossips’ Feast, or Moral Tales, 1647. “By my word, Martin Parker never had a better reception: no, not even when he wrote that lovely ballad, When the King enjoys his own again.” In the poet’s Blind Man’s Bough (or Buff), 1641, Martin Parker states,
“Whatever yet was published by me
Was known as Martin Parker, or M. P.;”“Everything I've published up to now
Has been credited to Martin Parker, or M. P.;”
but this song was printed without his name or initials, at a time when it would have been dangerous to give either his own name or that of his publisher. Ritson calls it the most famous song of any time or country. Invented to support the declining interest of Charles I., it served afterwards with more success to keep up the spirits of the Cavaliers, and promote the restoration of his son; an event which it was employed to celebrate all over the kingdom. At the Revolution of 1688, it of course became an adherent of the exiled King, whose cause it never deserted. It did equal service in 1715 and 1745. The tune appears to have been originally known as Marry me, p. 2marry me, quoth he, bonnie lass. Booker, Pond, Hammond, Rivers, Swallow, Dade, and “The Man in the Moon,” were all astrologers and Almanac makers in the early days of the civil war. “The Man in the Moon” appears to have been a loyalist in his predictions. Hammond’s Almanac is called “bloody” because the compiler always took care to note the anniversary of the death, execution, or downfall of a Royalist.
but this song was printed without his name or initials, at a time when it would have been dangerous to reveal either his own name or that of his publisher. Ritson describes it as the most famous song of any time or country. Created to support the waning interest in Charles I, it later helped uplift the spirits of the Cavaliers and promote the restoration of his son; an event for which it was used to celebrate all across the kingdom. During the Revolution of 1688, it became associated with the exiled King, whom it never abandoned. It served equally well in 1715 and 1745. The tune seems to have originally been known as Marry me, p. 2marry me, quoth he, bonnie lass. Booker, Pond, Hammond, Rivers, Swallow, Dade, and “The Man in the Moon” were all astrologers and almanac makers in the early days of the civil war. “The Man in the Moon” seems to have been a loyalist in his predictions. Hammond’s Almanac is referred to as “bloody” because the compiler always made sure to note the anniversary of the death, execution, or downfall of a Royalist.
What Booker doth prognosticate
Concerning kings’ or kingdoms’ fate?
I think myself to be as wise
As he that gazeth on the skies;
My skill goes beyond the depth of a Pond,
Or Rivers in the greatest rain,
Thereby I can tell all things will be well
When the King enjoys his own again.
What Booker predicts
About the fate of kings or kingdoms?
I consider myself as wise
As someone who stares at the stars;
My knowledge goes deeper than any Pond,
Or Rivers in the heaviest rain,
That’s how I know everything will be fine
When the King has his own back again.
There’s neither
Swallow, Dove, nor Dade,
Can soar more high, or deeper wade,
Nor show a reason from the stars
What causeth peace or civil wars;
The Man in the Moon may wear out his shoon
By running after Charles his wain:
But all’s to no end, for the times will not mend
Till the King enjoys his own again.
There’s no Swallow, Dove, or Dade,
That can fly higher or dive deeper,
Nor explain from the stars
What brings about peace or civil wars;
The Man in the Moon might wear out his shoes
Trying to catch up with Charles's cart:
But it’s all pointless, because things won’t get better
Until the King gets back what’s rightfully his.
Though for a time we see
Whitehall
With cobwebs hanging on the wall
Instead of silk and silver brave,
Which formerly it used to have,
With rich perfume in every room,—
Delightful to that princely train,
Which again you shall see, when the time it shall be,
That the King enjoys his own again.
Though for a while we see
Whitehall
With cobwebs hanging on the wall
Instead of bold silk and silver,
Which it used to have,
With rich perfume in every room,—
Pleasant to that princely entourage,
Which you will see again, when the time comes,
That the King enjoys his own once more.
p. 3Full forty years the royal crown
Hath been his father’s and his own;
And is there any one but he
That in the same should sharer be?
For who better may the sceptre sway
Than he that hath such right to reign?
Then let’s hope for a peace, for the wars will not cease
Till the King enjoys his own again.
p. 3For a full forty years, the royal crown
Has belonged to his father and him;
Is there anyone else who should share it?
Who could better hold the sceptre
Than someone with such a rightful claim to rule?
Then let’s hope for peace, because the wars won’t end
Until the King gets back what is rightfully his.
[Did Walker no
predictions lack
In Hammond’s bloody almanack?
Foretelling things that would ensue,
That all proves right, if lies be true;
But why should not he the pillory foresee,
Wherein poor Toby once was ta’en?
And also foreknow to the gallows he must go
When the King enjoys his own again?] [1]
[Did Walker have no predictions
In Hammond’s grim almanac?
Foretelling events that would come,
That all turns out right, if lies are true;
But why couldn’t he see the pillory,
Where poor Toby was once taken?
And shouldn’t he have known he would go to the gallows
When the King gets back what’s his?] [1]
Till then upon Ararat’s
hill
My hope shall cast her anchor still,
Until I see some peaceful dove
Bring home the branch I dearly love;
Then will I wait till the waters abate
Which now disturb my troubled brain,
Else never rejoice till I hear the voice
That the King enjoys his own again.
Till then on Ararat’s hill
My hope will still hold fast,
Until I see a peaceful dove
Bring home the branch I love so much;
Then I’ll wait until the waters calm
That now disturb my troubled mind,
Otherwise I won’t rejoice until I hear the news
That the King has his own again.
p. 4WHEN THE KING COMES HOME IN PEACE AGAIN.
From a broadside in the Roxburghe Collection of Ballads. It appears to have been written shortly after Martin Parker’s original ballad obtained popularity among the Royalists, and to be by another hand. It bears neither date nor printer’s name; and has “God save the King, Amen,” in large letters at the end.
From a broadside in the Roxburghe Collection of Ballads. It seems to have been written shortly after Martin Parker’s original ballad became popular among the Royalists, and it appears to be from a different author. It has no date or printer's name; and it ends with “God save the King, Amen” in large letters.
Oxford and Cambridge shall agree,
With honour crown’d, and dignity;
For learned men shall then take place,
And bad be silenced with disgrace:
They’ll know it to be but a casualty
That hath so long disturb’d their brain;
For I can surely tell that all things will go well
When the King comes home in peace again.
Oxford and Cambridge will come to an agreement,
With honor and dignity on their side;
For knowledgeable people will then be recognized,
And the unworthy will be shamed and silenced:
They’ll realize it was just a chance occurrence
That has troubled their minds for so long;
For I can confidently say that everything will be alright
When the King returns home in peace.
Church government shall
settled be,
And then I hope we shall agree
Without their help, whose high-brain’d zeal
Hath long disturb’d the common weal;
Greed out of date, and cobblers that do prate
Of wars that still disturb their brain;
The which you will see, when the time it shall be
That the King comes home in peace again.
Church governance will be established,
And then I hope we can come to an agreement
Without the intervention of those whose misguided passion
Has long disrupted the common good;
Greed is outdated, and those who talk
About wars that still trouble them;
You will see this when the time comes
That the King returns home peacefully.
Though many now are much in
debt,
And many shops are to be let,
A golden time is drawing near,
Men shops shall take to hold their ware;
And then all our trade shall flourishing be made,
To which ere long we shall attain;
For still I can tell all things will be well
When the King comes home in peace again.
Though many are now heavily in debt,
And many stores are up for rent,
A great time is coming soon,
When shops will thrive with their goods;
And then all our business will be thriving,
To which we will soon arrive;
For I still believe everything will be fine
When the King returns home in peace again.
p. 5Maidens shall enjoy their mates,
And honest men their lost estates;
Women shall have what they do lack,
Their husbands, who are coming back.
When the wars have an end, then I and my friend
All subjects’ freedom shall obtain;
By which I can tell all things will be well
When we enjoy sweet peace again.
p. 5Girls will be with their partners,
And honest men will reclaim their fortunes;
Women will finally have what they’ve missed,
Their husbands, who are returning.
When the wars come to a close, my friend and I
Will ensure everyone’s freedom;
And I can assure you that everything will be okay
When we experience sweet peace once more.
Though people now walk in
great fear
Along the country everywhere,
Thieves shall then tremble at the law,
And justice shall keep them in awe:
The Frenchies shall flee with their treacherie,
And the foes of the King ashamed remain:
The which you shall see when the time it shall be
That the King comes home in peace again.
Though people now live in great fear
Across the countryside everywhere,
Thieves will then shake at the law,
And justice will keep them in check:
The French will flee with their deceit,
And the enemies of the King will be left ashamed:
You will see this when the time comes
That the King returns home in peace again.
The Parliament must willing
be
That all the world may plainly see
How they do labour still for peace,
That now these bloody wars may cease;
For they will gladly spend their lives to defend
The King in all his right to reign:
So then I can tell all things will be well
When we enjoy sweet peace again.
The Parliament needs to be willing
So that everyone can clearly see
How hard they work for peace,
So these bloody wars can come to an end;
Because they’re ready to give their lives to defend
The King’s right to rule:
Then I can say everything will be fine
When we have sweet peace once more.
When all these things to pass
shall come
Then farewell Musket, Pick, and Drum,
The Lamb shall with the Lion feed,
Which were a happy time indeed.
p. 6O let us
pray we may all see the day
That peace may govern in his name,
For then I can tell all things will be well
When the King comes home in peace again.
I LOVE MY KING AND COUNTRY WELL.
From Songs and other Poems by Alex. Brome, Gent. Published London 1664; written 1645.
From Songs and Other Poems by Alex. Brome, Gent. Published in London 1664; written 1645.
I love my King and
country well,
Religion and the laws;
Which I’m mad at the heart that e’er we did sell
To buy the good old cause.
These unnatural
wars
And brotherly
jars
Are no delight or joy to me;
But it is my
desire
That the wars
should expire,
And the King and his realms
agree.
I love my King and country a lot,
Religion and the laws;
I’m really upset that we ever sold
To support the good old cause.
These unnatural wars
And sibling conflicts
Bring me no happiness or joy;
But it’s my wish
That the wars should end,
And the King and his countries come together.
I never yet did take up arms,
And yet I dare to dye;
But I’ll not be seduced by phanatical charms
Till I know a reason why.
Why the King and
the state
Should fall to
debate
I ne’er could yet a reason
see,
But I find many
one
Why the wars
should be done,
And the King and his realms
agree.
I’ve never taken up arms,
And yet I’m brave enough to stand my ground;
But I won’t be tempted by fanatical allure
Until I understand the reason why.
Why the King and
the state
Should engage in a debate
I’ve never been able to see a reason,
But I find many reasons
Why the wars should end,
And why the King and his realms should come together.
p.
7I love the King and the Parliament,
But I love them both together:
And when they by division asunder are rent,
I know ’tis good for
neither.
Whichsoe’er of those
Be
victorious,
I’m sure for us no good
’twill be,
For our plagues
will increase
Unless we have
peace,
And the King and his realms
agree.
p. 7I love the King and the Parliament,
But I love them both together:
And when they’re torn apart by division,
I know it’s not good for anyone.
Whichever side wins,
I’m sure it won’t be good for us,
Because our troubles will grow
Unless we have peace,
And the King and his realms come to an agreement.
The King without them can’t long
stand,
Nor they without the King;
’Tis they must advise, and ’tis he must command,
For their power from his must
spring.
’Tis a
comfortless sway
When none will
obey;
If the King han’t his right,
which way shall we?
They may vote
and make laws,
But no good they
will cause
Till the King and his realm
agree.
The King can’t last long without them,
Nor can they last without the King;
They need to give advice, and he needs to give orders,
Because their power comes from his.
It’s a tough situation
When no one will obey;
If the King doesn’t have his authority, how can we?
They can vote and make laws,
But they won’t do any good
Until the King and his people are in agreement.
A pure religion I would have,
Not mixt with human wit;
And I cannot endure that each ignorant knave
Should dare to meddle with it.
The tricks of
the law
I would fain
withdraw,
That it may be alike to each
degree:
And I fain would
have such
As do meddle so
much,
With the King and the church
agree.
A true religion I would want,
Not mixed with human cleverness;
And I can't stand that every clueless fool
Should have the nerve to interfere with it.
The tricks of
the law
I would gladly
remove,
So it may be equal for everyone:
And I would prefer those
Who interfere so much,
To be in line with the King and the church.
p.
8We have pray’d and pray’d that the wars might
cease,
And we be free men made;
I would fight, if my fighting would bring any peace,
But war is become a trade.
Our servants did
ride
With swords by
their side,
And made their masters footmen
be;
But we’ll
be no more slaves
To the beggars
and knaves
Now the King and the realms do
agree.
p. 8We have prayed and prayed for the wars to end,
and for us to be free men;
I would fight if my fighting would bring any peace,
but war has become a business.
Our servants used to ride
with swords by their sides,
and made their masters foot soldiers;
But we’ll no longer be slaves
to the beggars and crooks
now that the King and the realms have come to an agreement.
THE COMMONERS.
Written in 1645 to the Club-men, by Alex. Brome.
Written in 1645 to the Club-men, by Alex. Brome.
Come your ways,
Bonny boys
Of the town,
For now is your time or never:
Shall your
fears
Or your cares
Cast you down?
Hang your
wealth
And your
health,
Get renown.
We are all undone for ever,
Now the King and the crown
Are tumbling down,
p. 9And the
realm doth groan with disasters;
And the scum of the land
Are the men that command,
And our slaves are become our masters.
Come on your ways,
Happy guys
Of the town,
For now is your time or never:
Will your
Fears
Or your worries
Bring you down?
Let go of your
Wealth
And your
Health,
Aim for fame.
We are all doomed forever,
Now the King and the crown
Are falling apart,
p. 9And the realm is groaning with disasters;
And the worst of the land
Are the ones in charge,
And our slaves have become our masters.
Now
our lives,
Children,
wives,
And estate,
Are a prey to the lust and
plunder,
To the rage
Of our age;
And the fate
Of our land
Is at hand;
’Tis too late
To tread these usurpers under.
First down goes the crown,
Then follows the gown,
Thus levell’d are we by the Roundhead;
While Church and State must
Feed their pride and their
lust,
And the kingdom and king be confounded.
Now our lives,
Kids, wives,
And property,
Are at the mercy of greed and theft,
To the anger
Of our times;
And the fate
Of our land
Is near;
It’s too late
To crush these usurpers.
First the crown falls,
Then the gown follows,
This is how we’re leveled by the Roundhead;
While Church and State must
Satisfy their pride and their greed,
And the kingdom and king be thrown into chaos.
Shall
we still
Suffer ill
And be dumb,
And let every varlet undo us?
Shall we
doubt
Of each lout
That doth come,
With a voice
Like the
noise
Of a drum,
And a sword or a buff-coat, to
us?
p. 10Shall we lose our estates
By plunder and rates,
To bedeck those proud upstarts that swagger?
Rather fight for your meat
Which those locusts do eat,
Now every man’s a beggar.
Shall we still
suffer wrong
And stay silent,
And let every scoundrel take advantage of us?
Shall we doubt
Of each fool
That comes our way,
With a voice
Like the sound
Of a drum,
And a sword or a jacket to threaten us?
p. 10Shall we lose our property
Through robbery and taxes,
To dress those arrogant upstarts who strut around?
Better to fight for your food
That those locusts devour,
Now every man’s a beggar.
THE ROYALIST.
By Alex. Brome. Written 1646.
By Alex. Brome. Written 1646.
Come pass about the
bowl to me,
A health to our distressed King;
Though we’re in hold let cups go free,
Birds in a cage may freely sing.
The ground does tipple healths afar
When storms do fall, and shall not we?
A sorrow dares not show its face
When we are ships, and sack’s the sea.
Come on pass the bowl to me,
Here’s to our troubled King;
Even though we’re in confinement, let’s drink freely,
Birds in a cage can still sing.
The earth toasts health far away
When storms arise, so why shouldn’t we?
Sadness doesn’t dare to show itself
When we’re like ships, and wine is the sea.
Pox on this grief, hang wealth, let’s
sing;
Shall’s kill ourselves for fear of death?
We’ll live by th’ air which songs do bring,
Our sighing does but waste our breath.
Then let us not be discontent,
Nor drink a glass the less of wine;
In vain they’ll think their plagues are spent
When once they see we don’t repine.
Curse this sadness, forget about money, let’s sing;
Should we end our lives out of fear of dying?
We’ll survive on the air that songs create,
Our sighing just wastes our breath.
So let’s not be unhappy,
Nor drink a glass less of wine;
They’re foolish to think their troubles are over
When they see we’re not complaining.
We do not suffer here alone,
Though we are beggar’d, so’s the
King;
’Tis sin t’ have wealth when he has none,
Tush! poverty’s a royal thing!
p. 11When we
are larded well with drink,
Our head shall turn as round as theirs,
Our feet shall rise, our bodies sink
Clean down the wind like Cavaliers.
We’re not suffering here alone,
Even though we’re on the streets, so is the King;
It’s a sin to have wealth when he has none,
Come on! Being poor has its own kind of nobility!
p. 11When we’ve had enough to drink,
We’ll feel just as dizzy as they do,
Our feet will lift, our bodies will drop
Easily with the wind like nobles.
Fill this unnatural quart with sack,
Nature all vacuums doth decline;
Ourselves will be a zodiac,
And every mouth shall be a sign.
Methinks the travels of the glass
Are circular, like Plato’s year;
Where everything is as it was
Let’s tipple round: and so ’tis
here.
Fill this strange quart with sherry,
Nature avoids all emptiness;
We’ll become a zodiac,
And every mouth will be a sign.
I think the movement of the glass
Is circular, like Plato’s year;
Where everything is just as it was
Let’s drink in circles: and so it is
here.
THE NEW COURTIER.
By Alex. Brome. 1648.
By Alex Brome, 1648.
Since it must be so
Then so let it go,
Let the giddy-brain’d times turn round;
Since we have no king let the goblet be crown’d,
Our monarchy thus will recover:
While the pottles are weeping
We’ll drench our sad souls
In big-bellied bowls;
Our sorrows in sack shall lie
steeping,
And we’ll drink till our eyes do run over;
And prove it by reason
That it can be no treason
To drink and to sing
A mournival of healths to our new-crown’d King.
Since it has to be this way,
Then let it happen,
Let the wild times keep spinning;
Since we have no king, let the cup be raised,
Our monarchy will bounce back:
While the jugs are pouring out tears,
We’ll soak our sad souls
In big bowls;
Our sorrows will steep in wine,
And we’ll drink until we’re overflowing;
And we'll prove with reason
That it’s not treason
To drink and to sing
A cheerful toast to our newly crowned King.
p. 12Let us all
stand bare;—
In the presence we are,
Let our noses like bonfires shine;
Instead of the conduits, let the pottles run wine,
To perfect this new coronation;
And we that are loyal
In drink shall be peers,
While that face that wears
Pure claret, looks like the
blood-royal,
And outstares the bones of the nation:
In sign of obedience,
Our oath of allegiance
Beer-glasses shall be,
And he that tipples ten is of the nobility.
p. 12Let's all stand together;—
In the presence we are,
Let our noses shine like bonfires;
Instead of the rain, let the bottles pour wine,
To celebrate this new coronation;
And we who are loyal
In drinks shall be equals,
While that face that drinks
Rich red wine, looks like royalty,
And boldly faces the nation's struggles:
As a sign of loyalty,
Our pledge of allegiance
Shall be beer glasses,
And anyone who drinks ten is of the noble class.
But
if in this reign
The halberted train
Or the constable should rebel,
And should make their turbill’d militia to swell,
And against the King’s party raise arms;
Then the drawers, like yeomen
Of the guards, with quart pots
Shall fuddle the sots,
While we make ’em both
cuckolds and freemen;
And on their wives beat up alarums.
Thus as each health passes
We’ll triple the glasses,
And hold it no sin
To be loyal and drink in defence of our King.
But if during this reign The armed forces Or the constable should rebel, And boost their unruly militia, And take up arms against the King’s side; Then the barmaids, like yeomen Of the guards, with large mugs Will get the drunks all mixed up, While we make them both cuckolds and free men; And stir things up with their wives. So as each toast goes around We’ll raise our glasses higher, And see no shame In being loyal and drinking in defense of our King.
p. 13UPON THE CAVALIERS DEPARTING OUT OF LONDON.
By Alex. Brome.
By Alex Brome.
Now fare thee well,
London,
Thou next must be undone,
’Cause thou hast undone us before;
This cause and this tyrant
Had never play’d this high rant
Were’t not for thy argent
d’or.
Now goodbye,
London,
You must be ruined next,
Because you've already ruined us;
This issue and this tyrant
Would never have caused this big scene
If it weren't for your silver and gold.
Now we must desert thee,
With the lines that begirt thee,
And the red-coated saints domineer;
Who with liberty fool thee,
While a monster doth rule thee,
And thou feel’st what before thou didst
fear.
Now we have to leave you,
With the boundaries that surround you,
And the red-coated leaders control;
Who trick you with the idea of freedom,
While a monster controls you,
And you feel what you once feared.
Now justice and freedom,
With the laws that did breed ’em,
Are sent to Jamaica for gold,
And those that upheld ’em
Have power but seldom,
For justice is barter’d and sold.
Now justice and freedom,
With the laws that created them,
Are sent to Jamaica for gold,
And those who upheld them
Have power but rarely,
For justice is traded and sold.
Now the Christian religion
Must seek a new region,
And the old saints give way to the new;
And we that are loyal
Vail to those that destroy all,
When the Christian gives place to the Jew.
Now the Christian faith
Must explore a new area,
And the old saints step aside for the new;
And we who are loyal
Bow down to those who tear everything apart,
When the Christian gives way to the Jew.
A MAD WORLD, MY MASTERS.
From the King’s pamphlets, British Museum.
From the King’s pamphlets, British Museum.
We have a King, and
yet no King,
For he hath lost his power;
For ’gainst his will his subjects are
Imprison’d in the Tower.
We have a King, and
yet no King,
For he has lost his power;
For against his will his subjects are
Imprisoned in the Tower.
We had some laws (but now no laws)
By which he held his crown;
And we had estates and liberties,
But now they’re voted down.
We had some laws (but now there are none)
By which he kept his crown;
And we had rights and freedoms,
But now they’ve been voted away.
We had religion, but of late
That’s beaten down with clubs;
Whilst that profaneness authorized
Is belched forth in tubs.
We had religion, but lately
It’s been beaten down with clubs;
While that authorized disrespect
Is spewed out in tubs.
We were free subjects born, but now
We are by force made slaves,
By some whom we did count our friends,
But in the end proved knaves.
We were born free, but now
We are forced to be slaves,
By some we thought were our friends,
But turned out to be deceitful.
For there are agents sent abroad
Most humbly for to crave
Our alms; but if they are denied,
And of us nothing have,
For there are agents sent abroad
Most humbly to ask
For our donations; but if they are denied,
And have nothing from us,
Then by a vote ex tempore
We are to prison sent,
Mark’d with the name of enemy,
To King and Parliament:
Then by a vote ex tempore
We are sent to prison,
Marked as enemies,
To the King and Parliament:
And during our imprisonment,
Their lawless bulls do plunder
A license to their soldiers,
Our houses for to plunder.
And during our imprisonment,
Their lawless bulls plunder
A license for their soldiers,
To loot our houses.
And if their hounds do chance to smell
A man whose fortunes are
Of some account, whose purse is full,
Which now is somewhat rare;
And if their dogs happen to pick up the scent
Of a man who's doing well,
Whose wallet is full,
Which is pretty uncommon now;
A monster now, delinquent
term’d,
He is declared to be,
And that his lands, as well as goods,
Sequester’d ought to be.
A monster now, delinquent term’d,
He is said to be,
And that his lands, as well as goods,
Should be confiscated.
As if our prisons were too good,
He is to Yarmouth sent,
By virtue of a warrant from
The King and Parliament.
As if our prisons were too nice,
He is being sent to Yarmouth,
Because of a warrant from
The King and Parliament.
For by this means his castles now
Are in the power of those
Who treach’rously, with might and main,
Do strive him to depose.
For now his castles
Are under the control of those
Who deceitfully, with all their strength,
Are trying to overthrow him.
Arise, therefore, brave British men,
Fight for your King and State,
Against those trait’rous men that strive
This realm to ruinate.
Rise up, brave British men,
Fight for your King and country,
Against those treacherous men who are trying
To ruin this realm.
’Tis Pym, ’tis Pym and his
colleagues,
That did our woe engender;
Nought but their lives can end our woes,
And us in safety render.
It’s Pym, it’s Pym and his
colleagues,
Nothing but their lives can end our troubles,
And keep us safe.
THE MAN O’ THE MOON.
Hogg, in his second series of Jacobite Relics, states that he “got this song among some old papers belonging to Mr Orr of Alloa,” and that he never met with it elsewhere. In his first series he printed a Scottish song beginning,—
Hogg, in his second series of Jacobite Relics, states that he “found this song among some old papers owned by Mr. Orr of Alloa,” and that he never came across it anywhere else. In his first series, he printed a Scottish song beginning,—
“Then was a man came fron the moon
And landed in our town, sir,
And he has sworn a solemn oath
That all but knaves must down, sir.”
“Then a man came from the moon
And landed in our town, sir,
And he swore a serious oath
That everyone except fools must bow down, sir.”
In Martin Parker’s foregoing ballad, “When the King enjoys his own again,” there is also an allusion to the man in the moon:—
In Martin Parker’s earlier ballad, “When the King enjoys his own again,” there is also a reference to the man in the moon:—
as it would appear that the “Man in the Moon,” was the title assumed by an almanack-maker of the time of the Commonwealth, who, like other astronomers and astrologers, predicted the King’s restoration. In this song the “Man o’ the Moon” clearly signifies King Charles.
as it looks like the “Man in the Moon” was the name taken by an almanac-maker during the Commonwealth period, who, like other astronomers and astrologers, predicted the King’s return. In this song, the “Man o’ the Moon” clearly represents King Charles.
The man o’ the moon for ever!
The man o’ the moon for ever!
We’ll drink to him still
In a merry cup of ale,—
Here’s the man o’ the moon for ever!
The man of the moon forever!
The man of the moon forever!
We’ll still drink to him
In a cheerful cup of ale,—
Here’s to the man of the moon forever!
The man o’ the moon, here’s to
him!
How few there be that know him!
But we’ll drink to him still
In a merry cup of ale,—
The man o’ the moon, here’s to him!
The man in the moon, cheers to him!
How few really know him!
But we'll still toast to him
With a cheerful drink of beer,—
The man in the moon, cheers to him!
Brave man o’ the moon, we hail thee,
The true heart ne’er shall fail thee;
For the day that’s gone
And the day that’s our own—
Brave man o’ the moon, we hail thee.
Brave man of the moon, we salute you,
A true heart will never let you down;
For the day that’s passed
And the day that’s ours—
Brave man of the moon, we salute you.
We have seen the bear bestride thee,
And the clouds of winter hide thee,
But the moon is changed
And here we are ranged,—
Brave man o’ the moon, we bide thee.
We have seen the bear stand over you,
And the winter clouds cover you,
But the moon has changed
And here we are lined up,—
Brave man of the moon, we wait for you.
We have grieved the land should shun thee,
And have never ceased to mourn thee,
But for all our grief
There was no relief,—
Now, man o’ the moon, return thee.
We have mourned that the land would avoid you,
And have never stopped grieving for you,
But despite all our sorrow
There was no comfort,—
Now, man of the moon, come back to us.
There’s Orion with his golden belt,
And Mars, that burning mover,
But of all the lights
That rule the nights,
The man o’ the moon for ever!
There’s Orion with his golden belt,
And Mars, that blazing wanderer,
But of all the stars
That light up the nights,
The man in the moon forever!
THE TUB-PREACHER.
By Samuel Butler (Author of
Hudibras).
To the tune of “The Old Courtier of the
Queen’s.”
By Samuel Butler (Author of Hudibras).
To the tune of “The Old Courtier of the Queen’s.”
With face and
fashion to be known,
With eyes all white, and many a groan,
With neck awry and snivelling tone,
And handkerchief from nose new-blown,
And loving cant to sister Joan;
’Tis a new teacher about the town,
Oh! the town’s new teacher!
With a face and style to be recognized,
With eyes so white and many sighs,
With a crooked neck and a whiny voice,
And a handkerchief freshly blown from the nose,
And sweet talk directed at sister Joan;
It’s a new teacher in town,
Oh! the town’s new teacher!
With hair cut shorter than the brow,
With little band, as you know how,
With cloak like Paul, no coat I trow,
With surplice none, nor girdle now,
With hands to thump, nor knees to bow;
’Tis a new teacher, etc.
With hair shorter than the eyebrows,
With a small band, just like you know,
With a cloak like Paul, no coat for sure,
With no surplice, nor belt anymore,
With hands that thump, nor knees that bow;
It’s a new teacher, etc.
With shop-board breeding and intrusion,
By some outlandish institution,
With Calvin’s method and conclusion,
To bring all things into confusion,
And far-stretched sighs for mere illusion;
’Tis a new teacher, etc.
With shop-board breeding and interference,
By some bizarre institution,
With Calvin’s approach and conclusion,
To throw everything into chaos,
And far-reaching sighs for just an illusion;
It’s a new teacher, etc.
With threats of absolute damnation,
But certainty of some salvation
To his new sect, not every nation,
With election and reprobation,
And with some use of consolation;
’Tis a new teacher, etc.
With threats of total damnation,
But the promise of some salvation
To his new group, not every nation,
With chosen ones and the condemned,
And with some comfort to offer;
It’s a new teacher, etc.
With troops expecting him at door
To hear a sermon and no more,
And women follow him good store,
And with great Bibles to turn o’er,
Whilst Tom writes notes, as bar-boys score,
’Tis a new teacher, etc.
With troops waiting for him at the door
To listen to a sermon and nothing more,
And women following him in plenty,
And with large Bibles to flip through,
While Tom takes notes, like bar boys keep score,
’Tis a new teacher, etc.
With great pretended spiritual motions,
And many fine whimsical notions,
With blind zeal and large devotions,
With broaching rebellion and raising commotions,
And poisoning the people with Geneva potions;
’Tis a new teacher, etc.
With grand fake spiritual gestures,
And lots of quirky ideas,
With blind enthusiasm and deep commitments,
With stirring up rebellion and causing disturbances,
And poisoning the people with Geneva potions;
It’s a new teacher, etc.
THE NEW LITANY.
From the King’s pamphlets, British Museum. Satires in the form of a litany were common from 1646 to 1746, and even later.
From the King’s pamphlets, British Museum. Satires in the form of a litany were common from 1646 to 1746, and even later.
From an extempore
prayer and a godly ditty,
From the churlish government of a city,
From the power of a country committee,
Libera nos, Domine.
From a spontaneous prayer and a spiritual song,
From the harsh rule of a city,
From the authority of a local committee,
Deliver us, Lord.
From the Turk, the Pope, and the Scottish
nation,
From being govern’d by proclamation,
And from an old Protestant, quite out of fashion,
Libera, etc.
From the Turk, the Pope, and the Scottish nation,
From being governed by proclamation,
And from an old Protestant, totally out of style,
Libera, etc.
From the doctrine of deposing of a king,
From the Directory, [2] or any such thing,
From a fine new marriage without a ring,
Libera, etc.
From the principle of removing a king,
From the Directory, [2] or anything like that,
From a nice new marriage without a ring,
Libera, etc.
From a city that yields at the first
summons,
From plundering goods, either man or woman’s,
Or having to do with the House of Commons,
Libera, etc.
From a city that gives in at the first call,
From stealing goods, whether from a man or a woman,
Or dealing with the House of Commons,
Libera, etc.
From a stumbling horse that tumbles o’er
and o’er,
From ushering a lady, or walking before,
From an English-Irish rebel, newly come o’er, [3]
Libera, etc.
From a stumbling horse that falls again and again,
From escorting a lady, or walking ahead,
From an English-Irish rebel, freshly arrived,
[3]
Libera, etc.
From compounding, or hanging in a silken
altar,
From oaths and covenants, and being pounded in a mortar,
From contributions, or free-quarter,
Libera, etc.
From mixing things together, or hanging in a silk altar,
From promises and agreements, and being crushed in a mortar,
From donations, or free supplies,
Libera, etc.
From Nick Neuter, for you, and for you,
From Thomas Turn-coat, that will never prove true,
From a reverend Rabbi that’s worse than a Jew,
Libera, etc.
From Nick Neuter, for you, and for you,
From Thomas Turn-coat, who will never be true,
From a reverend Rabbi who’s worse than a Jew,
Libera, etc.
From a country justice that still looks big,
From swallowing up the Italian fig,
Or learning of the Scottish jig,
Libera, etc.
From a local justice that still seems significant,
From consuming the Italian fig,
Or discovering the Scottish jig,
Libera, etc.
From being taken in a disguise,
From believing of the printed lies,
From the Devil and from the Excise, [4]
Libera, etc.
From being tricked in disguise,
From believing the printed lies,
From the Devil and from the Excise, [4]
Libera, etc.
From a broken pate with a pint pot,
For fighting for I know not what,
And from a friend as false as a Scot,
Libera, etc.
From a shattered head with a beer mug,
For battling over something I don't even know,
And from a friend as untrustworthy as a Scot,
Libera, etc.
From one that speaks no sense, yet talks all
that he can,
From an old woman and a Parliament man,
From an Anabaptist and a Presbyter man,
Libera, etc.
From someone who speaks nonsense, yet says everything he can,
From an old woman and a politician,
From an Anabaptist and a Presbyterian,
Libera, etc.
From one that cares not what he saith,
From trusting one that never payeth,
From a private preacher and a public faith,
Libera, etc.
From someone who doesn’t care what they say,
From a trusting person who never pays,
From a private preacher with a public faith,
Libera, etc.
From a vapouring horse and a Roundhead in
buff,
From roaring Jack Cavee, with money little enough,
From beads and such idolatrous stuff,
Libera, etc.
From a bragging horse and a Roundhead in buff,
From loud Jack Cavee, with hardly any cash,
From beads and other idolatrous things,
Libera, etc.
From holydays, and all that’s holy,
From May-poles and fiddlers, and all that’s jolly
From Latin or learning, since that is folly,
Libera, etc.
From holidays, and everything sacred,
From Maypoles and musicians, and all that’s cheerful
From Latin or studying, since that is pointless,
Libera, etc.
And now to make an end of all,
I wish the Roundheads had a fall,
Or else were hanged in Goldsmith’s Hall.
Amen.
And now to wrap things up,
I wish the Roundheads would take a dive,
Or at least get hanged in Goldsmith’s Hall.
Amen.
Benedicat Dominus.
God bless.
THE OLD PROTESTANT’S LITANY.
Against all sectaries
And their defendants,
Both Presbyterians
And Independents.
Against all sects
And their supporters,
Both Presbyterians
And Independents.
That thou wilt be
pleased to grant our requests,
And quite destroy all the vipers’ nests,
That England and her true religion molests,
Te rogamus audi nos.
That you will be
happy to grant our requests,
And completely eliminate all the vipers' nests,
That trouble England and her true religion,
We beg you to listen to us.
That thou wilt be pleased to censure with
pity
The present estate of our once famous city;
Let her still be govern’d by men just and witty,
Te rogamus, etc.
That you will kindly judge with compassion
The current state of our once-great city;
Let it still be governed by fair and clever men,
We ask you, etc.
That thou wilt be pleased to consider the
Tower,
And all other prisons in the Parliament’s power,
Where King Charles his friends find their welcome but sour,
Te rogamus, etc.
That you will be kind enough to consider the
Tower,
And all other prisons under the Parliament’s control,
Where King Charles’ friends find their welcome but bitter,
We ask you, etc.
That thou wilt be pleased to look on the
grief
Of the King’s old servants, and send them relief,
Restore to the yeomen o’ th’ Guard chines of beef,
Te rogamus, etc.
That you will be kind enough to see the sorrow
Of the King’s loyal servants and provide them help,
Restore to the yeomen of the Guard cuts of beef,
We beg you, etc.
That thou wilt be pleased very quickly to
bring
Unto his just rights our so much-wrong’d King,
That he may be happy in everything,
Te rogamus, etc.
That you will be pleased to quickly return
To his rightful place our wronged King,
So that he may find happiness in everything,
Te rogamus, etc.
That Whitehall may shine in its pristine
lustre,
That the Parliament may make a general muster,
That knaves may be punish’d by men who are juster,
Te rogamus, etc.
That Whitehall may shine in its original brightness,
That Parliament may call everyone together,
That wrongdoers may be punished by those who are fair,
We ask you, etc.
That thou wilt be pleased to incline conquering
Thomas
(Who now hath both city and Tower gotten from us),
That he may be just in performing his promise,
Te rogamus, etc.
That you will be pleased to incline conquering Thomas
(Who has now taken both the city and the Tower from us),
So that he may be just in fulfilling his promise,
We ask you, etc.
That our hopeful Prince and our gracious
Queen
(Whom we here in England long time have not seen)
May soon be restored to what they have been,
Te rogamus, etc.
That our hopeful Prince and our gracious
Queen
(Whom we haven't seen here in England for a long time)
May soon be restored to what they once were,
Te rogamus, etc.
That the rest of the royal issue may be
From their Parliamentary guardians set free,
And be kept according to their high degree,
Te rogamus, etc.
That the other royal offspring may be
From their Parliamentary guardians released,
And be maintained according to their status,
We ask you, etc.
That our ancient Liturgy may be restored,
That the organs (by sectaries so much abhorr’d)
May sound divine praises, according to the word,
Te rogamus, etc.
That our ancient Liturgy can be restored,
That the organs (so abhorred by sectarians)
Can play divine praises, in line with the word,
Te rogamus, etc.
That the ring in marriage, the cross at the
font,
Which the devil and the Roundheads so much affront,
May be used again, as before they were wont,
Te rogamus, etc.
That the wedding ring, the cross at the font,
Which the devil and the Roundheads so strongly opposed,
May be used again, just like they were before,
Te rogamus, etc.
That thou wilt be pleased again to restore
All things in due order, as they were before,
That the Church and the State may be vex’d no more,
Te rogamus, etc.
That you will be willing to restore
Everything to its proper order, as it was before,
So the Church and the State may be troubled no more,
We ask you, etc.
That all the King’s friends may enjoy
their estates,
And not be kept, as they have been, at low rates,
That the poor may find comfort again at their gates,
Te rogamus, etc.
That all the King’s friends can enjoy their lands,
And not be stuck, as they have been, at low prices,
That the poor can find comfort again at their doorsteps,
We ask you, etc.
That thou wilt all our oppressions remove,
And grant us firm faith and hope, join’d with true love,
Convert or confound all which virtue reprove,
Te rogamus, etc.
That you will remove all our oppressions,
And grant us steadfast faith and hope, combined with true love,
Convert or confound everything that virtue condemns,
We ask you, etc.
That all peevish sects that would live
uncontroll’d,
And will not be govern’d, as all subjects should,
To New England may pack, or live quiet i’ th’ Old,
Te rogamus, etc.
That all annoying groups that want to live
without anyone controlling them,
And refuse to be governed, as all citizens should,
Can head to New England, or stay peacefully in the Old,
We ask you, etc.
That gracious King Charles, with his children
and wife,
Who long time have suffer’d through this civil strife,
May end with high honour their natural life,
Te rogamus, etc.
That gracious King Charles, with his children and wife,
Who have long suffered through this civil strife,
May end their natural life with great honor,
Te rogamus, etc.
That thou all these blessings upon us wilt
send,
We are no Independents, on Thee we depend,
And as we believe, from all harm us defend;
Te rogamus, etc.
That you will send all these blessings upon us,
We are not Independents, we depend on You,
And as we believe, protect us from all harm;
Te rogamus, etc.
VIVE LE ROY.
From a collection of songs, 1640 to 1660. It is also to be found in the additional MSS., No. 11, 608, p. 54, in the collection in the British Museum. It was sung to the air of Love lies bleeding,—and was, says Mr Chappell, “the God save the King” of Charles I., Charles II., and James II.
From a collection of songs, 1640 to 1660. It can also be found in the additional MSS., No. 11, 608, p. 54, in the collection at the British Museum. It was sung to the tune of Love lies bleeding — and was, according to Mr. Chappell, “the God save the King” of Charles I, Charles II, and James II.
What though the
zealots pull down the prelates,
Push at the pulpit, and kick at the crown,
Shall we not never once more endeavour,
Strive to purchase our royall renown?
Shall not the Roundhead first be confounded?
Sa, sa, sa, say, boys, ha, ha, ha, ha, boys,
Then we’ll return with triumph and joy.
Then we’ll be merry, drink white wine and sherry,
Then we will sing, boys, God bless the King, boys,
Cast up our caps, and cry, Vive le Roy.
What if the fanatics take down the bishops,
Push against the pulpit, and attack the crown,
Shouldn't we once more strive,
Aim to secure our royal glory?
Won't the Roundhead be the first to be defeated?
Ha, ha, ha, say, guys, ha, ha, ha, ha, guys,
Then we'll come back with victory and joy.
Then we'll celebrate, drink white wine and sherry,
Then we'll sing, guys, God save the King, guys,
Throw up our hats, and shout, Long live the King.
What though the wise make Alderman Isaac
Put us in prison and steal our estates,
Though we be forced to be unhorsed,
And walk on foot as it pleaseth the fates;
p. 28In the
King’s army no man shall harm ye.
Then come along, boys, valiant and strong, boys,
Fight for your goods, which the Roundheads enjoy;
And when you venture London to enter,
And when you come, boys, with fife and drum, boys,
Isaac himself shall cry, Vive le Roy.
What if wise Alderman Isaac
throws us in jail and takes our land,
even if we're made to get off our horses
and walk as fate sees fit;
p. 28In the
King’s army no one will hurt you.
So come on, guys, brave and strong, guys,
fight for your property, which the Roundheads enjoy;
And when you try to enter London,
And when you arrive, guys, with fife and drum, guys,
Isaac himself will shout, Long live the King.
If you will choose them, do not refuse them,
Since honest Parliament never made thieves,
Charles will not further have rogues dipt in murder,
Neither by leases, long lives, nor reprieves.
’Tis the conditions and propositions
Will not be granted, then be not daunted,
We will our honest old customs enjoy;
Paul’s not rejected, will be respected,
And in the quier voices rise higher,
Thanks to the heavens, and (cry), Vive le Roy.
If you choose them, don’t turn them down,
Since a fair Parliament never made thieves,
Charles won’t allow criminals involved in murder,
Not through leases, long lives, or pardons.
It’s the terms and proposals
That won’t be granted, so don’t be discouraged,
We’ll enjoy our honest old customs;
Paul isn’t rejected, will be honored,
And in the choir voices rise higher,
Thanks to the heavens, and (shout), Long live the King.
THE CAVALIER.
By Samuel Butler. From his Posthumous Works. A somewhat different version appears in Chappell’s Popular Music of the Olden Time.
By Samuel Butler. From his Posthumous Works. A somewhat different version appears in Chappell’s Popular Music of the Olden Time.
He that is a
clear
Cavalier
Will not repine,
Although
His pocket grow
So very low
He cannot get wine.
He who is a
true Cavalier
Will not complain,
Even if
His wallet gets
So very light
He can’t buy wine.
Virtue is its own reward,
And Fortune is a whore;
There’s none but knaves and fools regard her,
Or her power implore.
But he that is a trusty Roger,
And will serve the King;
Altho’ he be a tatter’d soldier,
Yet may skip and sing:
Whilst we that fight for love,
May in the way of honour prove
That they who make sport of us
May come short of us;
Fate will flatter them,
And will scatter them;
Whilst our loyalty
Looks upon royalty,
We that live peacefully,
May be successfully
Crown’d with a crown at last.
Virtue is its own reward,
And Fortune is untrustworthy;
Only fools and crooks pay attention to her,
Or ask for her favors.
But he who is a loyal Roger,
And will serve the King;
Even if he’s a ragged soldier,
He can still dance and sing:
While we who fight for love,
Can prove in the name of honor
That those who mock us
May not measure up to us;
Fate may flatter them,
And will disperse them;
While our loyalty
Observes royalty,
We who live peacefully,
May ultimately be
Crowned with success at last.
Tho’ a real honest man
May be quite undone,
He’ll show his allegiance,
Love, and obedience;
Those will raise him up,
Honour stays him up,
p. 30Virtue
keeps him up,
And we praise him up.
Whilst the vain courtiers dine,
With their bottles full of wine,
Honour will make him fast.
Freely then
Let’s be honest men
And kick at fate,
For we may live to see
Our loyalty
Valued at a higher rate.
He that bears a sword
Or a word against the throne,
And does profanely prate
To abuse the state,
Hath no kindness for his own.
Though a truly honest man
May find himself in a tough spot,
He’ll show his loyalty,
Love, and obedience;
Those will lift him up,
Honor supports him,
p. 30Virtue
keeps him steady,
And we commend him.
While the shallow courtiers feast,
With their glasses full of wine,
Honor will keep him strong.
So let’s be honest men
And challenge fate,
For we might live to see
Our loyalty
Valued more highly.
He who wields a sword
Or speaks out against the throne,
And disrespectfully talks
To undermine the state,
Has no regard for his own.
What tho’ painted plumes and prayers
Are the prosp’rous men,
Yet we’ll attend our own affairs
’Till they come to ’t agen;
Treachery may be faced with light,
And letchery lined with furr;
A cuckold may be made a knight,
Sing Fortune de la Guerre.
But what’s that to us, brave boys,
That are right honest men?
We’ll conquer and come again,
Beat up the drum again;
Hey for Cavaliers,
Hoe for Cavaliers,
Drink for Cavaliers,
Fight for Cavaliers,
p. 31Dub-a-dub, dub-a-dub,
Have at Old Beelzebub,
Oliver stinks for fear.
What if painted feathers and prayers
Are the successful men,
Yet we’ll focus on our own business
Until they come back again;
Treachery can be faced with bravado,
And lust can be dressed in luxury;
A cuckold can be made a knight,
Sing Fortune de la Guerre.
But what does that matter to us, brave boys,
Who are truly honest men?
We’ll conquer and return,
Beat the drum again;
Hey for Cavaliers,
Hoe for Cavaliers,
Drink for Cavaliers,
Fight for Cavaliers,
p. 31Dub-a-dub, dub-a-dub,
Let’s go for Old Beelzebub,
Oliver stinks with fear.
Fifth Monarchy-men must down, boys,
With bulleys of every sect in town, boys;
We’ll rally and to ’t again,
Give ’em the rout again;
Fly like light about,
Face to the right-about,
Charge them home again
When they come on again;
Sing Tantara rara, boys,
Tantara rara, boys,
This is the life of an Old Cavalier.
Fifth Monarchy-men must go down, guys,
With supporters from every group in town, guys;
We’ll gather and do it again,
Send them packing again;
Move fast like lightning,
Turn to the right,
Charge at them again
When they come at us again;
Sing Tantara rara, guys,
Tantara rara, guys,
This is the life of an Old Cavalier.
A CAVEAT TO THE ROUNDHEADS.
From the Posthumous Works of Samuel Butler.
From the Posthumous Works of Samuel Butler.
I come to charge ye
That fight the clergy,
And pull the mitre from the prelate’s head,
That you will be wary
Lest you miscarry
In all those factious humours you have bred;
But as for Brownists we’ll have none,
But take them all and hang them one by one.
I come to warn you
To oppose the clergy,
And take the mitre off the bishop's head,
Just be careful
So you don’t fail
In all those rebellious attitudes you’ve created;
But as for Brownists, we want nothing to do with them,
So take them all and hang them one by one.
HEY, THEN, UP GO WE.
This song, says Mr Chappell, in his Popular Music of the Olden Time, which describes with some humour the taste of the Puritans, might pass for a Puritan song, if it were not contained in the “Shepherds’ Oracles,” by Francis Quarles, 1646. He was cup-bearer to Elizabeth, Queen of Bohemia, daughter of James I., and afterwards chronologer to the city of London. He died in 1644, and his Shepherds’ Oracles were a posthumous publication. It was often reprinted during the Restoration, and reproduced and slightly altered by Thomas Durfey, in his “Pills to Purge Melancholy,” where the burthen is, “Hey, boys, up go we.”
This song, according to Mr. Chappell in his *Popular Music of the Olden Time*, humorously reflects the tastes of the Puritans and could be seen as a Puritan song if it weren't included in the *Shepherds’ Oracles* by Francis Quarles, 1646. He was the cup-bearer to Elizabeth, Queen of Bohemia, the daughter of James I, and later served as the chronologer for the city of London. He passed away in 1644, and his *Shepherds’ Oracles* were published after his death. It was frequently reprinted during the Restoration and was adapted with minor changes by Thomas Durfey in his *Pills to Purge Melancholy,* where the refrain is, “Hey, boys, up go we.”
Know this, my
brethren, heaven is clear,
And all the clouds are gone;
The righteous man shall flourish now,
Good days are coming on.
Then come, my brethren, and be glad,
And eke rejoyce with me;
Lawn sleeves and rochets shall go down,
And hey, then, up go we.
Understand this, my friends, heaven is clear,
And all the clouds are gone;
The righteous person will thrive now,
Good days are on the way.
So come, my friends, and be happy,
And also rejoice with me;
Lawn sleeves and rochets will fade away,
And hey, then, up we go.
Whate’er the Popish hands have built
Our hammers shall undo;
We’ll break their pipes and burn their copes,
And pull down churches too;
We’ll exercise within the groves,
And teach beneath a tree;
We’ll make a pulpit of a cask,
And hey, then, up go we.
Whatever the Catholic Church has built
Our hammers will break down;
We’ll smash their pipes and burn their robes,
And tear down churches too;
We’ll gather in the groves,
And teach beneath a tree;
We’ll use a barrel for a pulpit,
And hey, then, up we go.
We’ll put down Universities,
Where learning is profest,
Because they practise and maintain
The language of the Beast;
We’ll drive the doctors out of doors,
And all that learned be;
We’ll cry all arts and learning down,
And hey, then, up go we.
We'll put down universities,
Where learning is claimed,
Because they practice and uphold
The language of the Beast;
We'll drive the doctors out the door,
And all who are knowledgeable;
We'll dismiss all arts and learning,
And hey, then, up we go.
We’ll down with deans and prebends,
too,
And I rejoyce to tell ye
We then shall get our fill of pig,
And capons for the belly.
We’ll burn the Fathers’ weighty tomes,
And make the School-men flee;
We’ll down with all that smells of wit,
And hey, then, up go we.
We’ll hang out with the deans and prebends, too,
And I'm glad to tell you
We’ll then enjoy plenty of pig,
And capons to satisfy our hunger.
We’ll burn the heavy books of the Fathers,
And make the scholars run away;
We’ll get rid of everything that smells of intelligence,
And hooray, then, up we go.
The name of lords shall be abhorr’d,
For every man’s a brother;
No reason why in Church and State
One man should rule another;
But when the change of government
Shall set our fingers free,
We’ll make these wanton sisters stoop,
And hey, then, up go we.
The name of lords will be despised,
Because every person is a sibling;
There’s no reason for one person to dominate
Another in Church and State;
But when the government changes
And gives us our freedom,
We’ll make these arrogant women bow,
And then, let’s rise up.
What though the King and Parliament
Do not accord together,
We have more cause to be content,
This is our sunshine weather:
For if that reason should take place,
And they should once agree,
Who would be in a Roundhead’s case,
For hey, then, up go we.
What if the King and Parliament
don’t get along,
We have more reasons to be happy,
this is our bright day:
Because if reason were to win,
and they came to an agreement,
Who would want to be in a Roundhead’s situation,
because then we’d be in trouble.
What should we do, then, in this case?
Let’s put it to a venture;
If that we hold out seven years’ space
We’ll sue out our indenture.
A time may come to make us rue,
And time may set us free,
Except the gallows claim his due,
And hey, then, up go we.
What should we do about this?
Let’s take a chance;
If we can last for seven years,
We’ll break our contract.
There might be a time that makes us regret,
And time might set us free,
Unless the gallows calls for us,
And then, well, up we go.
p. 35THE
CLEAN CONTRARY WAY,
or,
COLONEL VENNE’S ENCOURAGEMENT TO HIS SOLDIERS.
To the air of “Hey, then, up
go we.”
From a Collection of Loyal Songs written against the Rump
Parliament.
To the tune of “Hey, then, let's go.”
From a Collection of Loyal Songs written against the Rump Parliament.
Fight on, brave
soldiers, for the cause,
Fear not the Cavaliers;
Their threat’nings are as senseless as
Our jealousies and fears.
Tis you must perfect this great work,
And all malignants slay;
You must bring back the King again
The clean contrary way.
Battle on, brave soldiers, for the cause,
Don't be afraid of the Cavaliers;
Their threats are as pointless as
Our jealousies and fears.
It's up to you to complete this great task,
And defeat all the enemies;
You must restore the King again
In the opposite way.
’Tis for religion that you fight,
And for the kingdom’s good;
By robbing churches, plundering them,
And shedding guiltless blood.
Down with the orthodoxal train,
All loyal subjects slay;
When these are gone, we shall be blest
The clean contrary way.
It’s for your faith that you fight,
And for the good of the kingdom;
By robbing churches, plundering them,
And shedding innocent blood.
Down with the orthodox crowd,
All loyal subjects must die;
When they’re gone, we’ll be blessed
The exact opposite way.
When Charles we have made bankrupt,
Of power and crown bereft him,
And all his loyal subjects slain,
And none but rebels left him;
When we have beggar’d all the land,
And sent our trunks away,
We’ll make him then a glorious prince
The clean contrary way.
When we’ve bankrupted Charles,
Stripped of power and crown,
And all his loyal subjects dead,
With only rebels around;
When we’ve impoverished the whole country,
And sent our belongings away,
We’ll then make him a glorious prince,
In the completely opposite way.
At Keinton, Brainsford,
Plymouth, York,
And divers places more,
What victories we saints obtain,
The like ne’er seen before:
How often we Prince Rupert kill’d,
And bravely won the day,
The wicked Cavaliers did run
The clean contrary way.
At Keinton, Brainsford,
Plymouth, York,
And several other places,
What victories we saints achieved,
The likes of which have never been seen before:
How often we took down Prince Rupert,
And courageously won the day,
The wicked Cavaliers fled
In the exact opposite direction.
The true religion we maintain,
The kingdom’s peace and plenty;
The privilege of Parliament
Not known to one and twenty;
The ancient fundamental laws,
And teach men to obey
Their lawful sovereign, and all these
The clean contrary way.
The true religion we uphold,
The kingdom’s peace and prosperity;
The rights of Parliament
Not known to one and twenty;
The ancient fundamental laws,
And teach people to obey
Their rightful ruler, and all these
The exact opposite way.
We subjects’ liberties preserve
By imprisonment and plunder,
And do enrich ourselves and state
By keeping th’ wicked under.
We must preserve mechanicks now
To lectorize and pray;
By them the gospel is advanced
The clean contrary way.
We protect our freedoms
Through imprisonment and looting,
And we enrich ourselves and the state
By keeping the wicked in check.
We must support the workers now
To teach and pray;
Through them, the gospel is promoted
In the completely opposite way.
The publick faith shall save our souls
And our good works together;
And ships shall save our lives, that stay
Only for wind and weather:
But when our faith and works fall down
And all our hopes decay,
Our acts will bear us up to heaven
The clean contrary way.
The public faith will save our souls
And our good deeds together;
And ships will keep us alive, just waiting
For wind and weather:
But when our faith and deeds fail us
And all our hopes fade away,
Our actions will lift us up to heaven
The exact opposite way.
THE CAMERONIAN CAT.
A well-known song from Hogg’s Jacobite Relics; and popular among the Cavaliers both of England and Scotland in the days of the Commonwealth. It was usually sung to a psalm tune; the singers imitating the style and manner of a precentor at a Presbyterian church.
A famous song from Hogg’s Jacobite Relics; it was popular among the Cavaliers of both England and Scotland during the days of the Commonwealth. It was typically sung to a psalm tune, with the singers mimicking the style and manner of a precentor in a Presbyterian church.
There was a
Cameronian cat
Was hunting for a prey,
And in the house she catch’d a mouse
Upon the Sabbath-day.
There was a
Cameronian cat
Was hunting for a prey,
And in the house she caught a mouse
On the Sabbath day.
Thou damn’d, thou cursed creature,
This deed so dark with thee,
Think’st thou to bring to hell below
My holy wife and me?
You damned, cursed creature,
This dark deed of yours,
Do you really think you can drag me and
My holy wife down to hell?
Assure thyself that for the deed
Thou blood for blood shalt pay,
For killing of the Lord’s own mouse
Upon the Sabbath-day.
Make sure that for the act
You will pay blood for blood,
For killing the Lord's own mouse
On the Sabbath day.
The presbyter laid by the book,
And earnestly he pray’d
That the great sin the cat had done
Might not on him be laid.
The priest set down the book,
And prayed sincerely
That the huge sin the cat had committed
Would not be placed on him.
And straight to execution
Poor pussy she was drawn,
And high hang’d up upon a tree—
The preacher sung a psalm.
And right to execution
Poor kitty was dragged,
And hung high up on a tree—
The preacher sang a psalm.
And when the work was ended,
They thought the cat near dead,
She gave a paw, and then a mew,
And stretched out her head.
And when the work was done,
They thought the cat was almost dead,
She raised a paw, then let out a meow,
And stretched her head.
Thy name, said he, shall certainly
A beacon still remain,
A terror unto evil ones
For evermore, Amen.
Your name, he said, will always
be a guiding light,
a source of fear for the wicked
forever, Amen.
p. 39THE ROYAL FEAST.
A Loyall Song of the Royall Feast kept by the Prisoners in the Towre, August last, with the Names, Titles, and Characters of every Prisoner. By Sir F. W., Knight and Baronet, Prisoner. (Sept. 16th, 1647.)
A Loyal Song of the Royal Feast held by the Prisoners in the Tower, last August, with the Names, Titles, and Characters of each Prisoner. By Sir F. W., Knight and Baronet, Prisoner. (Sept. 16th, 1647.)
“In the negotiations between the King and the Parliament during the summer and autumn of this year,” says Mr Thomas Wright in his Political Ballads of the Commonwealth, published for the Percy Society, “the case of the royalist prisoners in the Tower was frequently brought into question. The latter seized the occasion of complaining against the rigours (complaints apparently exaggerated) which were exerted against them, and on the 16th June, 1647, was published ‘A True Relation of the cruell and unparallel’d Oppression which hath been illegally imposed upon the Gentlemen Prisoners in the Tower of London.’ The several petitions contained in this tract have the signatures of Francis Howard, Henry Bedingfield, Walter Blount, Giles Strangwaies, Francis Butler, Henry Vaughan, Thomas Lunsford, Richard Gibson, Tho. Violet, John Morley, Francis Wortley, Edw. Bishop, John Hewet, Wingfield Bodenham, Henry Warren, W. Morton, John Slaughter, Gilbert Swinhow.”
“In the negotiations between the King and Parliament during the summer and autumn of this year,” says Mr. Thomas Wright in his Political Ballads of the Commonwealth, published for the Percy Society, “the situation of the royalist prisoners in the Tower often came up for discussion. They took this chance to complain about the harsh treatment (which seemed to be exaggerated) they faced, and on June 16, 1647, ‘A True Relation of the Cruel and Unparalleled Oppression That Has Been Illegally Imposed on the Gentlemen Prisoners in the Tower of London’ was published. The various petitions included in this document bear the signatures of Francis Howard, Henry Bedingfield, Walter Blount, Giles Strangwaies, Francis Butler, Henry Vaughan, Thomas Lunsford, Richard Gibson, Tho. Violet, John Morley, Francis Wortley, Edw. Bishop, John Hewet, Wingfield Bodenham, Henry Warren, W. Morton, John Slaughter, and Gilbert Swinhow.”
On the 19th of August (according to the Moderate Intelligencer of that date) the King sent to the royal prisoners in the Tower two fat bucks for a feast. This circumstance was the origin of the present ballad. It was written by Sir Francis Wortley, one of the prisoners. This ballad, as we learn by the concluding lines, was to be sung to the popular tune of “Chevy Chace.”
On August 19th (according to the Moderate News from that date), the King sent two big bucks to the royal prisoners in the Tower for a feast. This event inspired the current ballad. It was written by Sir Francis Wortley, one of the prisoners. As we learn from the final lines, this ballad was meant to be sung to the popular tune of “Chevy Chace.”
God save the best of
kings, King Charles!
The best of queens, Queen Mary!
The ladies all, Gloster and Yorke,
Prince Charles, so like old harry! [5]
God save the greatest of kings, King Charles!
The greatest of queens, Queen Mary!
All the ladies, Gloucester and York,
Prince Charles, so much like old Harry! [5]
Let Selden search Cotton’s records,
And Rowley in the Towre,
They cannot match the president,
It is not in their power.
Old Collet would have joy’d to ’ve seen
This president recorded;
For all the papers he ere saw
Scarce such an one afforded.
The King sent
us, etc.
Let Selden check Cotton's records,
And Rowley in the Tower,
They can't match the president,
It's beyond their power.
Old Collet would have loved to see
This president documented;
For all the papers he ever saw
Rarely offered such a one.
The King sent
us, etc.
But that you may these traytors know,
I’ll be so bold to name them;
That if they ever traytors prove
Then this record may shame them:
But these are well-try’d loyal blades
(If England ere had any),
Search both the Houses through and through
You’ld scarcely finde so many.
The King sent
us, etc.
But so they know these traitors,
I’ll boldly name them;
If they ever prove traitors,
Then this record may shame them:
But these are well-tested loyal folks
(If England ever had any),
Search both Houses inside and out,
You’d hardly find so many.
The King sent us, etc.
The first and chiefe a marquesse [6] is,
Long with the State did wrestle;
p. 41Had Ogle
[7] done as much as he,
Th’ad spoyl’d Will Waller’s
castle.
Ogle had wealth and title got,
So layd down his commissions;
The noble marquesse would not yield,
But scorn’d all base conditions.
The King sent
us, etc.
The first and most important marquis [6] is,
He struggled long with the State;
p. 41If Ogle
[7] had done as much as he,
He would have ruined Will Waller’s
castle.
Ogle had wealth and title acquired,
So he gave up his commissions;
The noble marquis wouldn't back down,
But rejected all dishonorable terms.
The King sent us, etc.
The next a worthy bishop [8] is,
Of schismaticks was hated;
But I the cause could never know,
Nor see the reason stated.
The cryes were loud, God knowes the cause,
They had a strange committee,
Which was a-foot well neere a yeare,
Who would have had small pitty.
The King sent
us, etc.
The next worthy bishop [8] is,
Hated by the schismatics;
But I could never understand the reason,
Nor see the explanation.
The cries were loud, God knows the reason,
They had a strange committee,
Which was active for almost a year,
They showed little mercy.
The King sent us, etc.
The next to him is a Welsh Judge, [9]
Durst tell them what was treason;
p. 42Old honest
David durst be good
When it was out of season;
He durst discover all the tricks
The lawyers use, and knavery,
And show the subtile plots they use
To enthrall us into slavery.
The King sent
us, etc.
The next to him is a Welsh Judge, [9]
Durst tell them what treason is;
p. 42Old honest
David would be good
When it wasn't convenient;
He would reveal all the tricks
The lawyers play, and their deceit,
And show the clever schemes they use
To trap us into slavery.
The King sent us, etc.
Frank Wortley [10] hath a jovial
soule,
Yet never was good club-man;
He’s for the bishops and the church,
But can endure no tub-man.
He told Sir Thomas in the Towre,
Though he by him was undone,
It pleased him that he lost more men
In taking him then London.
The King sent
us, etc.
Frank Wortley [10] has a cheerful spirit,
Yet he was never a good club member;
He's all for the bishops and the church,
But he can't stand any tub-thumper.
He told Sir Thomas in the Tower,
Even though he was ruined by him,
It made him happy that he lost more men
In capturing him than London did.
The King sent us, etc.
Sir Edward Hayles [11] was wond’rous
rich,
No flower in Kent yields honey
In more abundance to the bee
Then they from him suck money;
Yet hee’s as chearfull as the best—
Judge Jenkins sees no reason
That honest men for wealth should be
Accused of high treason.
The King sent
us, etc.
Sir Edward Hayles [11] was incredibly wealthy,
No flower in Kent gives honey
In more abundance to the bee
Than they get money from him;
Yet he’s as cheerful as the best—
Judge Jenkins sees no reason
That honest people for their wealth should be
Accused of high treason.
The King sent us, etc.
p.
43Old Sir George Strangways [12] he came in,
Though he himself submitted,
Yet as a traytor he must be
Excepted and committed:
Yet they th’ exception now take off,
But not the sequestrations,
Hee must forsooth to Goldsmith’s-hall,
The place of desolation.
The King sent
us, etc.
p. 43Old Sir George Strangways [12] when he arrived,
Although he accepted it,
Still, as a traitor, he must be
Excluded and imprisoned:
Now they’re lifting the exception,
But not the confiscations,
He must indeed go to Goldsmith’s Hall,
The place of despair.
The King sent
us, etc.
Honest Sir Berr’s a reall man,
As ere was lapt in leather;
But he (God blesse us) loves the King,
And therefore was sent hither.
He durst be sheriff, and durst make
The Parliament acquainted
What he intended for to doe,
And for this was attainted.
The King sent
us, etc.
Honest Sir Berr is a real man,
As ever was wrapped in leather;
But he (God bless us) loves the King,
And that’s why he was sent here.
He dared to be sheriff and dared to inform
The Parliament about
What he intended to do,
And for this, he was charged.
The King sent
us, etc.
Sir Benefield, [13] Sir Walter Blunt,
Are Romishly affected,
So’s honest Frank of Howard’s race,
And slaughter is suspected. [14]
p. 44But how
the devill comes this about,
That Papists are so loyall,
And those that call themselves God’s saints
Like devils do destroy all?
The King sent
us, etc.
Sir Benefield, [13] Sir Walter Blunt,
Are into the Catholic thing,
So is honest Frank from Howard’s line,
And there's suspicion of murder. [14]
p. 44But how
the hell did this happen,
That Catholics are so loyal,
And those who call themselves God’s saints
Like demons seem to destroy everything?
The King sent
us, etc.
Jack Hewet [15] will have wholesome
meat,
And drink good wine, if any;
His entertainment’s free and neat,
His choyce of friends not many;
Jack is a loyall-hearted man,
Well parted and a scholar;
He’ll grumble if things please him not,
But never grows to choller.
The King sent
us, etc.
Jack Hewet [15] will have good meat,
And enjoy some nice wine, if there is any;
His hospitality is generous and tidy,
His selection of friends isn’t large;
Jack is a loyal-hearted guy,
Well-spoken and educated;
He'll complain if things don't please him,
But he never gets overly angry.
The King sent us, etc.
Gallant Sir Thomas, [16] bold and stout
(Brave Lunsford), children eateth;
But he takes care, where he eats one,
There he a hundred getteth;
When Harlow’s wife brings her long bills,
He wishes she were blinded;
When shee speaks loud, as loud he swears
The woman’s earthly-minded.
The King sent
us, etc.
Gallant Sir Thomas, [16] bold and strong
(Brave Lunsford), children eat;
But he makes sure, wherever he eats one,
There he gets a hundred;
When Harlow’s wife brings her long bills,
He wishes she were blind;
When she speaks loudly, as loudly he swears
The woman’s focused on the material.
The King sent us, etc.
p.
45Sir Lewis [17] hath an able pen,
Can cudgell a committee;
He makes them doe him reason, though
They others do not pitty.
Brave Cleaveland had a willing minde,
Frank Wortley was not able,
But Lewis got foure pound per weeke
For’s children and his table.
The King sent
us, etc.
p. 45Sir Lewis [17] has a skilled pen,
Can beat a committee into submission;
He makes them give him reasons, even though
They don’t show him any compassion.
Brave Cleaveland had good intentions,
Frank Wortley wasn't capable,
But Lewis earned four pounds a week
For his kids and his meals.
The King sent us, etc.
Sir John Marlow’s [20] a loyall man
(If England ere bred any),
p. 46He
bang’d the pedlar back and side,
Of Scots he killed many.
Had General King [21] done what he should,
And given the blew-caps battail,
Wee’d make them all run into Tweed
By droves, like sommer cattell.
The King sent
us, etc.
Sir John Marlow’s [20] a loyal man
(If England ever produced one),
p. 46He
beat the peddler front and back,
He killed many Scots.
If General King [21] had done what he needed to,
And faced the blue-caps in battle,
We'd make them all run into Tweed
In herds, like summer cattle.
The King sent us, etc.
Will Morton’s [22] of that
Cardinal’s race,
Who made that blessed maryage;
He is most loyall to his King,
In action, word, and carryage;
His sword and pen defends the cause,
If King Charles thinke not on him,
Will is amongst the rest undone,—
The Lord have mercy on him!
The King sent
us, etc.
Will Morton's [22] of that Cardinal’s race,
Who made that blessed marriage;
He is most loyal to his King,
In action, word, and demeanor;
His sword and pen defend the cause,
If King Charles doesn’t think of him,
Will is among the rest finished,—
May the Lord have mercy on him!
The King sent us, etc.
Tom Conisby [23] is stout and
stern,
Yet of a sweet condition;
To them he loves his crime was great,
He read the King’s commission,
And required Cranborn to assist;
He charged, but should have pray’d him;
p. 47Tom was so
bold he did require
All for the King should aid him.
The King sent
us, etc.
Tom Conisby [23] is hefty and serious,
Yet has a kind nature;
To those he cares for, his wrongdoing was significant,
He read the King’s orders,
And asked Cranborn to help;
He demanded, but should have requested;
p. 47Tom was so bold he insisted
Everyone should assist him for the King.
The King sent us, etc.
But I Win. Bodnam [24] had forgot,
Had suffer’d so much hardship;
There’s no man in the Towre had left
The King so young a wardship;
He’s firme both to the church and crowne,
The crown law and the canon;
The Houses put him to his shifts,
And his wife’s father Mammon.
The King sent
us, etc.
But I win. Bodnam [24] had forgotten,
Had endured so much hardship;
There’s no man in the Tower who had left
The King such a young ward;
He’s loyal to both the church and crown,
The crown's law and the canon;
The Houses put him to the test,
And his wife’s father Mammon.
The King sent us, etc.
Sir Henry Vaughan [25] looks as grave
As any beard can make him;
Those come poore prisoners for to see
Doe for our patriarke take him.
Old Harry is a right true-blue,
As valiant as Pendraggon;
And would be loyall to his King,
Had King Charles ne’er a rag on.
The King sent
us, etc.
Sir Henry Vaughan [25] looks serious
As any beard can make him;
Those who come as poor prisoners to see
Do for our patriarch take him.
Old Harry is truly loyal,
As brave as Pendragon;
And would be loyal to his King,
Even if King Charles had nothing to wear.
The King sent us, etc.
John Lilburne [26] is a stirring
blade,
And understands the matter;
p. 48He neither
will king, bishops, lords,
Nor th’ House of Commons flatter:
John loves no power prerogative,
But that derived from Sion;
As for the mitre and the crown,
Those two he looks awry on.
The King sent
us, etc.
John Lilburne [26] is a sharp blade,
And understands the issue;
p. 48He won't flatter kings, bishops, lords,
Or the House of Commons:
John doesn't love any power privilege,
Except that which comes from Sion;
As for the mitre and the crown,
He views those two with suspicion.
The King sent us, etc.
Tom Violet [27] swears his
injuries
Are scarcely to be numbred;
He was close prisoner to the State
These score dayes and nine hundred;
For Tom does set down all the dayes,
And hopes he has good debters;
’Twould be no treason (Jenkin sayes)
To bring them peaceful letters.
The King sent
us, etc.
Tom Violet [27] claims his injuries
Are hardly countable;
He was held captive by the State
For these twenty-nine days and nine hundred;
Because Tom keeps track of all the days,
And hopes he has good debtors;
It wouldn't be treason (Jenkin says)
To send them friendly letters.
The King sent us, etc.
Poore Hudson [28] of all was the
last,
For it was his disaster,
He met a turncoat swore that he
Was once King Charles his master;
p. 49So he to
London soon was brought,
But came in such a season,
Their martial court was then cry’d down,
They could not try his treason.
The king sent
us, etc.
Poore Hudson [28] was the last,
Because it was his downfall,
He encountered a traitor who claimed that he
Was once loyal to King Charles;
p. 49So he was quickly taken to London,
But arrived at a time when,
Their military court had been disbanded,
So they couldn’t put him on trial for treason.
The king sent us, etc.
Else Hudson had gone to the pot,
Who is he can abide him?
For he was master to the King,
And (which is more) did guide him.
Had Hudson done (as Judas did),
Most loyally betray’d him,
The Houses are so noble, they
As bravely would have paid him.
The King sent us, etc.
Else Hudson had gone to the pot,
Who can stand him?
For he was the King's master,
And (what's more) led him.
If Hudson had done (like Judas did),
Most loyally betrayed him,
The Houses are so noble that
They would have paid him back just as bravely.
The King sent us, etc.
We’ll then conclude with hearty
healths
To King Charles and Queen Mary;
To the black lad in buff (the Prince),
So like his grandsire Harry;
To York, to Glo’ster; may we not
Send Turk and Pope defiance,
Since we such gallant seconds have
To strengthen our alliance?
Wee’l drink them o’re and o’re again,
Else we’re unthankfull creatures;
Since Charles, the wise, the valiant King,
Takes us for loyall traytors.
We'll wrap up with hearty toasts
To King Charles and Queen Mary;
To the young prince in buff,
So much like his grandfather Harry;
To York, to Gloucester; can we not
Send the Turk and the Pope our defiance,
Since we have such brave allies
To strengthen our alliance?
We'll drink to them over and over again,
Or else we're ungrateful creatures;
Since Charles, the wise, the brave King,
Considers us loyal traitors.
UPON HIS MAJESTY’S COMING TO HOLMBY.
Charles I., after his surrender to the English Commissioners by the Scotch, was conveyed to Holmby House, Northamptonshire, 16th February, 1647.
Charles I, after surrendering to the English Commissioners by the Scots, was taken to Holmby House in Northamptonshire on February 16, 1647.
Hold out, brave
Charles, and thou shaft win the field;
Thou canst not lose thyself, unless thou yield
On such conditions as will force thy hand
To give away thy sceptre, crown, and land.
And what is worse, to hazard by thy fall,
To lose a greater crown, more worth than all.
Hang in there, brave Charles, and you will win the battle;
You can’t lose yourself unless you give in
On terms that would make you hand over your sceptre, crown, and land.
And what’s worse, by your defeat,
You risk losing an even greater crown, worth more than everything.
Thy poor distressed Cavaliers rejoyced
To hear thy royal resolution voiced,
And are content far more poor to be
Than yet they are, so it reflects from thee.
Thou art our sovereign still, in spite of hate;
Our zeal is to thy person, not thy
state.
Your poor, distressed Cavaliers rejoiced
To hear your royal resolution expressed,
And are willing to be much poorer
Than they already are, just to reflect you.
You are still our sovereign, despite the hate;
Our loyalty is to your person, not your state.
We are not so ambitious to desire
Our drooping fortunes to be mounted higher,
And thou so great a monarch, to our grief,
Must sue unto thy subjects for relief:
And when they sit and long debate about it,
Must either stay their time, or go without it.
We’re not so ambitious as to want
Our declining fortunes to rise higher,
And you, such a great ruler, to our sorrow,
Must appeal to your subjects for help:
And when they sit and discuss it for a long time,
They must either wait for it or do without.
I THANK YOU TWICE;
OR
OR
The city courting their own ruin,
Thank the Parliament twice for their treble undoing.The city pursuing its own ruin,
All thanks to Parliament, which significantly contributed to their triple disaster.
A street ballad. From a broadside, 1647.
A street ballad. From a broadside, 1647.
The hierarchy is out
of date,
Our monarchy was sick of late,
But now ’tis grown an excellent state:
Oh, God a-mercy,
Parliament!
The hierarchy is outdated,
Our monarchy has been struggling lately,
But now it’s become an excellent state:
Oh, God have mercy,
Parliament!
The teachers knew not what to say,
The ’prentices have leave to play,
The people have all forgotten to pray;
Still, God
a-mercy, Parliament!
The teachers didn't know what to say,
The apprentices are allowed to play,
The people have all forgotten to pray;
Still, God
have mercy, Parliament!
The Roundhead and the Cavalier
Have fought it out almost seven year,
And yet, methinks, they are never the near:
Oh, God,
etc.
The Roundhead and the Cavalier
Have been fighting for almost seven years,
And yet, it seems to me, they're no closer to a resolution:
Oh, God,
etc.
The gentry are sequester’d all;
Our wives you find at Goldsmith Hall,
For there they meet with the devil and all;
Still, God,
etc.
The upper class is secluded away;
You can find our wives at Goldsmith Hall,
Because that's where they come together with all sorts of trouble;
Still, God,
etc.
Though all we have here is brought to
nought,
In Ireland we have whole lordships bought,
There we shall one day be rich, ’tis thought:
Still, God,
etc.
Though everything we have here is worthless,
In Ireland, we have entire lordships purchased,
There, we believe we will be wealthy one day:
Still, God,
We must forsake our father and mother,
And for the State undo our own brother
And never leave murthering one another:
Oh, God,
etc.
We must abandon our mom and dad,
And for the State betray our own brother
And never stop killing one another:
Oh, God,
Now the King is caught and the devil is
dead;
Fairfax must be disbanded,
Or else he may chance be Hotham-ed.
Still, God,
etc.
Now the King is captured and the devil is gone;
Fairfax has to be disbanded,
Or he might end up like Hotham.
Still, God,
They have made King Charles a glorious king,
He was told, long ago, of such a thing;
Now he and his subjects have reason to sing,
Oh, God,
etc.
They have made King Charles a magnificent king,
He was told, a long time ago, that this would happen;
Now he and his people have every reason to celebrate,
Oh, God,
etc.
THE CITIES LOYALTIE TO THE KING.
(Aug. 13th, 1647.)
(Aug. 13, 1647.)
The city of London made several demonstrations this year to support the Presbyterian party in the Parliament against the Independents and the army. In the latter end of September, after the army had marched to London, and the Parliament p. 53acted under its influence, the lord mayor and a large part of the aldermen were committed to the Tower on the charge of high treason; and a new mayor for the rest of the year was appointed by the Parliament.
The city of London held several demonstrations this year to back the Presbyterian party in Parliament against the Independents and the army. At the end of September, after the army marched into London and Parliament acted under its influence, the Lord Mayor and many of the aldermen were taken to the Tower on charges of high treason, and the Parliament appointed a new mayor for the remainder of the year.
To the tune of “London is a fine town and a gallant city.”
To the tune of “London is a nice place and a great city.”
Why kept your
train-bands such a stirre?
Why sent you them by clusters?
Then went into Saint James’s Parke?
Why took you then their musters?
Why rode my Lord up Fleet-street
With coaches at least twenty,
And fill’d they say with aldermen,
As good they had been empty?
London is a brave towne,
Yet I their cases pitty;
Their mayor and some few aldermen
Have cleane undone the city.
Why? were your train bands causing such a commotion?
Why did you send them out in groups?
Then why did you go into Saint James’s Park?
Why did you hold their muster there?
Why did my Lord ride up Fleet Street
With at least twenty coaches,
And they say filled with aldermen,
As if it would have been better if they were empty?
London is a great city,
Yet I feel sorry for their situation;
Their mayor and a few aldermen
Have completely ruined the city.
The ’prentices are gallant blades,
And to the king are clifty;
But the lord mayor and aldermen
Are scarce so wise as thrifty.
I’le pay for the apprentices,
They to the King were hearty;
For they have done all that they can
To advance their soveraignes party.
London, etc.
The apprentices are brave young men,
And they’re loyal to the king;
But the lord mayor and the aldermen
Aren’t as sharp as they should be.
I’ll pay for the apprentices,
They were dedicated to the king;
Because they’ve done everything they could
To support their sovereign’s cause.
London, etc.
What’s now become of your brave
Poyntz?
And of your Generall Massey? [29]
p. 54If you
petition for a peace,
These gallants they will slash yee.
Where now are your reformadoes?
To Scotland gone together:
’Twere better they were fairly trusst
Then they should bring them thither.
London, etc.
What has happened to your brave Poyntz?
And what about your General Massey? [29]
p. 54If you ask for peace,
These guys will attack you.
Where are your soldiers now?
They’ve gone off to Scotland:
It would be better if they were properly tied up
Than if they brought them over there.
London, etc.
But if your aldermen were false,
Or Glyn, that’s your recorder! [30]
Let them never betray you more,
But hang them up in order.
All these men may be coach’t as well
As any other sinner
Up Holborne, and ride forwarde still,
To Tyburne to their dinner.
London,
&c.
But if your city council members were untrustworthy,
Or Glyn, your recorder! [30]
Let them never deceive you again,
But hang them up properly.
All these men can be trained just like
Any other wrongdoer
Up Holborne, and keep riding on,
To Tyburn for their punishment.
London,
&c.
God send the valiant General may
Restore the King to glory! [31]
Then that name I have honour’d so
Will famous be in story;
While if he doe not, I much feare
The ruine of the nation,
And (that I should be loth to see)
His house’s desolation.
London, etc.
God grant that the brave General may
Bring the King back to glory! [31]
Then the name I've honored so
Will be famous in history;
But if he doesn't, I'm very afraid
Of the ruin of the nation,
And (which I really don't want to see)
His family's devastation.
London, etc.
p. 55THE LAWYERS’ LAMENTATION FOR THE LOSS OF CHARING-CROSS.
From a Collection of Loyal Songs, 1610 to 1660.
From a Collection of Loyal Songs, 1610 to 1660.
Undone! undone! the
lawyers cry,
They ramble up and down;
We know not the way to Westminster
Now Charing-Cross is down.
Now fare thee well, old Charing-Cross,
Then fare thee well, old stump;
It was a thing set up by a King,
And so pull’d down by the Rump.
Not finished! undone! the
lawyers shout,
They rush back and forth;
We don't know how to Westminster
Now that Charing-Cross is gone.
Goodbye, old Charing-Cross,
And goodbye, old stump;
It was put up by a King,
And taken down by the Rump.
And when they came to the bottom of the
Strand
They were all at a loss:
This is not the way to Westminster,
We must go by Charing-Cross.
Then fare thee well, etc.
And when they reached the end of the Strand
They were all confused:
This isn’t the route to Westminster,
We need to go via Charing-Cross.
Then goodbye, etc.
The Parliament did vote it down
As a thing they thought most fitting,
For fear it should fall, and so kill ’em all
In the House as they were sitting.
Then fare thee well, etc.
The Parliament voted it down
Because they thought it was best,
For fear it would collapse, and endanger them all
While they were in session.
Then goodbye, etc.
Some letters about this Cross were
found,
Or else it might been freed;
But I dare say, and safely swear,
It could neither write nor read.
Then fare thee well, etc.
Some letters about this Cross were found,
Or else it might have been freed;
But I dare say, and can safely promise,
It could neither write nor read.
Then goodbye, etc.
This cursed Rump-Rebellious Crew,
They were so damn’d hard-hearted;
They pass’d a vote that Charing-Cross
Should be taken down and carted:
Then fare thee well, etc.
This cursed Rump-Rebellious Crew,
They were so incredibly hard-hearted;
They voted that Charing-Cross
Should be torn down and carted away:
Then fare thee well, etc.
Now, Whigs, I would advise you all,
’Tis what I’d have you do;
For fear the King should come again,
Pray pull down Tyburn too.
Then fare thee well, etc.
Now, Whigs, I would suggest to all of you,
It’s what I want you to do;
For fear the King might come back,
Please take down Tyburn as well.
Then take care, etc.
THE DOWNFAL OF CHARING-CROSS.
Charing-Cross, as it stood before the civil wars, was one of those beautiful Gothic obelisks, erected to conjugal affection by Edward I., who built such a one wherever the hearse of his beloved Eleanor rested in its way from Lincolnshire to Westminster. But neither its ornamental situation, the beauty of its structure, nor the noble design of its erection (which did honour to humanity), could preserve it from the merciless zeal of the times; for in 1647 it was demolished by order of the House of Commons, as Popish and superstitious. This occasioned the following not unhumorous sarcasm, which has been often printed among the popular sonnets of those times.
Charing Cross, as it was before the civil wars, was one of those stunning Gothic obelisks created out of love by Edward I, who built one wherever the hearse of his beloved Eleanor paused on its journey from Lincolnshire to Westminster. But neither its beautiful location, the elegance of its design, nor the noble purpose behind its construction (which honored humanity) could save it from the brutal fervor of the era; in 1647, it was ordered to be destroyed by the House of Commons, deemed Papist and superstitious. This led to the following rather humorous sarcasm, which has often been printed among the popular sonnets of that time.
The plot referred to in ver. 3 was that entered into by Mr Waller the poet, and others, with a view to reduce the city and Tower to the service of the King; for which two of them, Nath. Tomkins and Richard Chaloner, suffered death, July 5, 1643. Vid. Ath. Ox. 11. 24.—Percy’s Reliques of Ancient English Poetry.
The plot mentioned in verse 3 was that which involved Mr. Waller the poet and others, intending to bring the city and Tower under the King's control; for this, two of them, Nath. Tomkins and Richard Chaloner, were executed on July 5, 1643. Vid. Ath. Ox. 11. 24.—Percy’s Reliques of Ancient English Poetry.
The Parliament to vote it down
Conceived it very fitting,
For fear it should fall, and kill them all
In the House as they were sitting.
They were told god-wot, it had a plot,
Which made them so hard-hearted,
To give command it should not stand,
But be taken down and carted.
The Parliament voted it down
Thought it very appropriate,
Out of fear it might crash down and kill them all
While they were sitting in the House.
They were warned, who knows, it had a scheme,
Which made them so ruthless,
To order it not to remain,
But to be taken down and hauled away.
Men talk of plots, this might have been
worse,
For anything I know,
Than that Tomkins and Chaloner
Were hang’d for long agoe.
Our Parliament did that prevent,
And wisely them defended,
For plots they will discover still
Before they were intended.
Men discuss schemes; it could have been worse,
For all I know,
Than that Tomkins and Chaloner
Were hanged long ago.
Our Parliament prevented that,
And wisely defended them,
For they will still uncover plots
Before they're even planned.
But neither man, woman, nor child
Will say, I’m confident,
They ever heard it speak one word
Against the Parliament.
An informer swore it letters bore,
Or else it had been freed;
In troth I’ll take my Bible oath
It could neither write nor read.
But no man, woman, or child
Will say, I’m sure,
They ever heard it say a word
Against the Parliament.
An informer claimed it had letters,
Or else it would have been set free;
I swear on my Bible oath
It could neither write nor read.
Methinks the Common-council should
Of it have taken pity,
’Cause, good old cross, it always stood
So firmly to the city.
Since crosses you so much disdain,
Faith, if I were as you,
For fear the King should rule again
I’d pull down Tiburn too.
I think the City Council should
have some compassion for it,
Because, let's be honest, it always stood
so firmly in the city.
Since you disapprove of crosses so much,
Honestly, if I were you,
To avoid the King taking control again
I’d tear down Tyburn too.
Whitlocke says, “May 3rd, 1643, Cheapside Cross and other crosses were voted down,” &c. When this vote was put in execution does not appear; probably not till many mouths after Tomkins and Chaloner had suffered.
Whitlocke says, “On May 3rd, 1643, Cheapside Cross and other crosses were voted down,” etc. When this vote was actually carried out isn't clear; likely not until many months after Tomkins and Chaloner had suffered.
We had a very curious account of the pulling down of Cheapside Cross lately published in one of the Numbers of the Gentlemen’s Magazine, 1766.—Percy’s Reliques.
We recently came across a really interesting account of the demolition of Cheapside Cross that was published in one of the issues of the Gentlemen’s Magazine, 1766.—Percy’s Reliques.
THE LONG PARLIAMENT.
By John Cleveland.
By John Cleveland.
Mosses and Aaron ne’er did do
More wonder than is wrought by you
For England’s Israel;
But though the Red Sea we have past,
If you to Canaan bring’s at last,
Is’t not a miracle—?
Moses and Aaron never did
More wonders than what you’ve done
For England’s Israel;
But even though we’ve crossed the Red Sea,
If you finally bring us to Canaan,
Isn’t that a miracle—?
In six years’ space you have done more
Than all the parliaments before;
You have quite done the work.
The King, the Cavalier, and Pope,
You have o’erthrown, and next we hope
You will confound the Turk.
In six years, you've accomplished more
Than all the parliaments before;
You've really done the job.
The King, the Cavalier, and Pope,
You've brought them down, and next we hope
You'll defeat the Turk.
By you we have deliverance
From the design of Spain and France,
Ormond, Montrose, the Danes;
You, aided by our brethren Scots,
Defeated have malignant plots,
And brought your sword to Cain’s.
By you we have freedom
From the schemes of Spain and France,
Ormond, Montrose, the Danes;
You, supported by our Scottish brothers,
Have defeated harmful plots,
And turned your sword against Cain.
What wholesome laws you have ordain’d,
Whereby our property’s maintain’d,
’Gainst those would us undo;
So that our fortunes and our lives,
Nay, what is dearer, our own wives,
Are wholly kept by you.
What great laws you've established,
That protect our property,
Against those who would ruin us;
So that our wealth and our lives,
And what’s even more precious, our wives,
Are completely secured by you.
Your Directory how to pray
By the spirit shows the perfect way;
In real you have abolisht
The Dagon of the Common Prayer,
And next we see you will take care
That churches be demolisht.
Your Directory on how to pray
By the spirit shows the perfect way;
In reality you have abolished
The Dagon of the Common Prayer,
And soon we see you will make sure
That churches are demolished.
A multitude in every trade
Of painful preachers you have made,
Learned by revelation;
Cambridge and Oxford made poor preachers,
Each shop affordeth better teachers,—
O blessed reformation!
A lot in every profession
Of annoying preachers you’ve created,
Learned through revelation;
Cambridge and Oxford made terrible preachers,
Each shop provides better teachers—
Oh blessed reformation!
Your godly wisdom hath found out
The true religion, without doubt;
For sure among so many
We have five hundred at the least;
Is not the gospel much increast?
All must be pure, if any.
Your divine wisdom has discovered
The true religion, without a doubt;
Because, among so many,
We have at least five hundred;
Isn't the gospel growing a lot?
Everyone must be pure, if any.
Could you have done more piously
Than sell church lands the King to buy,
And stop the city’s plaints?
Paying the Scots church-militant,
That the new gospel helpt to plant;
God knows they are poor saints!
Could you have acted more righteously
Than selling church land to buy off the King,
And silencing the city’s complaints?
Paying the Scots church warriors,
That the new gospel helped to establish;
God knows they are struggling saints!
’Tis strange your power and holiness
Can’t the Irish devils dispossess,
His end is very stout:
But tho’ you do so often pray,
And ev’ry month keep fasting-day,
You cannot cast them out.
It’s strange that your power and holiness
Can’t the Irish devils kick out,
His end is very tough:
But even though you pray so often,
And every month you keep fasting days,
You still can’t cast them out.
THE PURITAN.
By John Cleveland.
To the tune of “An old Courtier of the
Queen’s.”
By John Cleveland.
To the tune of “An Old Courtier of the Queen's.”
With face and
fashion to be known,
For one of sure election;
With eyes all white, and many a groan,
With neck aside to draw in tone,
With harp in’s nose, or he is none:
See a new teacher of the town,
Oh the town, oh the town’s new teacher!
With a look and style to be recognized,
For someone guaranteed to win;
With eyes wide open, and many a sigh,
With neck angled just right to hit the note,
With a harp up his nose, or he’s not one:
Check out the new teacher in town,
Oh the town, oh the town’s new teacher!
With pate cut shorter than the brow,
With little ruff starch’d, you know how,
With cloak like Paul, no cape I trow,
With surplice none; but lately now
With hands to thump, no knees to bow:
See a new teacher, etc.
With hair cropped shorter than the forehead,
With a little ruff starched, you know how,
With a cloak like Paul, but no cape, I guess,
With no surplice; but recently now
With hands to thump, no knees to bow:
See a new teacher, etc.
With shop-board breeding and intrusion,
With some outlandish institution,
With Ursine’s catechism to muse on,
With system’s method for confusion,
With grounds strong laid of mere illusion:
See a new teacher, etc.
With storefront breeding and interference,
With some bizarre institution,
With Ursine’s teachings to think about,
With the system’s way to create confusion,
With a foundation built on just illusion:
Meet a new teacher, etc.
With rites indifferent all damned,
And made unlawful, if commanded;
Good works of Popery down banded,
And moral laws from him estranged,
Except the sabbath still unchanged:
See a new teacher, etc.
With rituals deemed unworthy, all condemned,
And made illegal if ordered;
Good deeds of Catholicism dismissed,
And moral laws set apart from him,
Except for the Sabbath, which remains unchanged:
See a new teacher, etc.
With speech unthought, quick revelation,
With boldness in predestination,
With threats of absolute damnation
Yet yea and nay hath some salvation
For his own tribe, not every nation:
See a new teacher, etc.
With unplanned speech, quick insight,
With confidence in fate,
With warnings of total damnation
Yet yes and no offer some salvation
For his own people, not all nations:
See a new teacher, etc.
With after license cast a crown,
When Bishop new had put him down;
With tricks call’d repetition,
And doctrine newly brought to town
Of teaching men to hang and drown:
See a new teacher, etc.
With a license now given, he wears a crown,
After the Bishop had pushed him down;
With tricks called repetition,
And new teachings brought to town
About teaching men to hang and drown:
Look, a new teacher, etc.
With troops expecting him at th’ door,
That would hear sermons, and no more;
With noting tools, and sighs great store,
With Bibles great to turn them o’er,
While he wrests places by the score:
See a new teacher, etc.
With soldiers waiting for him at the door,
Who would listen to sermons and nothing else;
With plenty of tools to take notes, and lots of sighs,
With big Bibles to flip through;
While he struggles to find positions by the dozen:
See a new teacher, etc.
With running text, the named forsaken,
With for and but, both by sense shaken,
Cheap doctrines forced, wild uses taken,
Both sometimes one by mark mistaken;
With anything to any shapen:
See a new teacher, etc.
With ongoing text, the named outcasts,
With for and but, both meaning mixed,
Cheap beliefs pushed, wild practices adopted,
Both occasionally one by label confused;
With anything shaped any way:
Check out a new teacher, etc.
With new-wrought caps, against the canon,
For taking cold, tho’ sure he have none;
A sermon’s end, where he began one,
A new hour long, when’s glass had run one,
New use, new points, new notes to stand on:
See a new teacher, etc.
With freshly made caps, against the rules,
To avoid getting cold, even if he's fine;
At the end of a sermon, where he started one,
A new hour long, once the time’s up,
New use, new points, new notes to rely on:
Look at a new teacher, etc.
p. 64THE ROUNDHEAD.
From Samuel Butler’s Posthumous Works.
From Samuel Butler's Posthumous Works.
What
creature’s that, with his short hairs,
His little band, and huge long ears,
That this new faith hath founded?
The saints themselves were never such,
The prelates ne’er ruled half so much;
Oh! such a rogue’s a Roundhead.
What
creature's that, with his short hair,
His little group, and huge long ears,
That this new faith has established?
The saints themselves were never like that,
The church leaders never had so much power;
Oh! such a troublemaker’s a Roundhead.
What’s he that doth the bishops hate,
And counts their calling reprobate,
’Cause by the Pope propounded;
And thinks a zealous cobbler better
Than learned Usher in ev’ry letter?
Oh! such a rogue’s a Roundhead.
Who’s the one that the bishops despise,
And sees their calling as worthless,
Just because the Pope suggested it;
And believes a passionate cobbler is better
Than an educated Usher in every detail?
Oh! that kind of guy is a Roundhead.
What’s he that doth high treason
say,
As often as his yea and nay,
And wish the King confounded;
And dares maintain that Mr Pim
Is fitter for a crown than him?
Oh! such a rogue’s a Roundhead.
What's the guy who commits high treason say,
As often as his yes and no,
And wishes the King to fail;
And dares to argue that Mr. Pim
Is more suited for a crown than he?
Oh! such a rogue’s a Roundhead.
What’s he that if he chance to hear
A little piece of Common Prayer,
Doth think his conscience wounded;
Will go five miles to preach and pray,
And meet a sister by the way?
Oh! such a rogue’s a Roundhead.
What’s he who, if he happens to hear
A little bit of Common Prayer,
Thinks his conscience is hurt;
Will travel five miles to preach and pray,
And encounter a sister along the way?
Oh! that kind of guy is a Roundhead.
PRATTLE YOUR PLEASURE UNDER THE ROSE.
From the King’s Pamphlets, British Museum.
From the King’s Pamphlets, British Museum.
There is an old
proverb which all the world knows,
Anything may be spoke, if ’t be under the rose:
Then now let us speak, whilst we are in the hint,
Of the state of the land, and th’ enormities
in’t.
There is an old
proverb that everyone knows,
Anything can be said, as long as it’s kept secret:
So now let’s talk, while we have the chance,
About the state of the land and the issues in it.
Under the rose be it spoke, there is a number
of knaves,
More than ever were known in a State before;
But I hope that their mischiefs have digg’d their own
graves,
And we’ll never trust knaves for their sakes any more.
Under the rose, it's said, there are a number of tricksters,
More than have ever been known in a State before;
But I hope their wrongdoing has led to their downfall,
And we won’t trust tricksters for their sake ever again.
Under the rose be it spoken, the city’s
an ass
So long to the public to let their gold run,
To keep the King out; but ’tis now come to pass,
I am sure they will lose, whosoever has won.
Under the rose, it must be said, the city’s an idiot
It's been too long that the public let their money flow,
To keep the King away; but now it’s happened,
I know they will lose, no matter who has won.
Under the rose be it spoken, there’s a
damn’d committee
Sits in hell (Goldsmiths’ Hall), in the midst of the
city,
Only to sequester the poor Cavaliers—
The devil take their souls, and the hangman their ears.
Under the rose let it be said, there’s a
damn’d committee
Sits in hell (Goldsmiths’ Hall), in the middle of the
city,
Just to isolate the poor Cavaliers—
The devil take their souls, and the hangman their ears.
Under the rose be it spoken, if you do not
repent
Of that horrible sin, your pure Parliament,
Pray stay till Sir Thomas doth bring in the King,
Then Derrick [32] may chance have ’em all in a
string.
Under the rose, let it be said, if you don’t repent
Of that terrible sin, your noble Parliament,
Please wait until Sir Thomas brings in the King,
Then Derrick [32] might just have them all in a row.
Under the rose be it spoken, let the synod now
leave
To wrest the whole Scripture, how souls to deceive;
For all they have spoken or taught will ne’er save
’em,
Unless they will leave that fault, hell’s sure to have
’em!
Under the rose, let’s speak frankly, and let the council now
Stop twisting the whole Scriptures to trick souls;
For all they’ve said or taught will never save them,
Unless they abandon that mistake, hell’s sure to take them!
p. 67THE DOMINION OF THE SWORD.
A song made in the Rebellion.
A song created during the Rebellion.
From the Loyal Garland, 1686.
To the tune of “Love lies a bleeding.”
From the Loyal Garland, 1686.
To the tune of “Love lies a bleeding.”
Lay by your pleading,
Law lies a bleeding;
Burn all your studies down, and
Throw away your reading.
Put aside your begging,
The law is in trouble;
Burn all your books, and
Toss out your reading.
Small pow’r the word
has,
And can afford us
Not half so much privilege as
The sword does.
Small power the word has,
And can give us
Not nearly as much privilege as
The sword does.
It fosters your masters,
It plaisters disasters,
It makes the servants quickly greater
Than their masters.
It nurtures your masters,
It flatters disasters,
It elevates the servants fast
Above their masters.
It venters, it enters,
It seeks and it centers,
It makes a’prentice free in spite
Of his indentures.
It wanders, it arrives,
It searches and it focuses,
It sets an apprentice free despite
Their contracts.
It talks of small things,
But it sets up all things;
This masters money, though money
Masters all things.
It speaks of little things,
But it creates everything;
This controls money, even though money
Controls everything.
It is not season
To talk of reason,
Nor call it loyalty, when the sword
Will have it treason.
It’s not the time
To discuss reason,
Nor call it loyalty when the sword
Would see it as treason.
This subtle disaster
Turns bonnet to beaver;
Down goes a bishop, sirs, and up
Starts a weaver.
This quiet disaster
Turns a bonnet into a beaver;
Down goes a bishop, folks, and up
Comes a weaver.
This makes a layman
To preach and to pray, man;
And makes a lord of him that
Was but a drayman.
This turns an ordinary person
Into someone who preaches and prays;
And makes a lord out of someone
Who was just a cart driver.
Far from the gulpit
Of Saxby’s pulpit,
This brought an Hebrew ironmonger
To the pulpit.
Far from the gulpit
Of Saxby’s pulpit,
This brought a Hebrew ironmonger
To the pulpit.
Such pitiful things be
More happy than kings be;
They get the upper hand of Thimblebee
And Slingsbee.
Such sad things are
Happier than kings are;
They outsmart Thimblebee
And Slingsbee.
No gospel can guide it,
No law can decide it,
In Church or State, till the sword
Has sanctified it.
No gospel can lead it,
No law can determine it,
In Church or State, until the sword
Has blessed it.
Down goes your law-tricks,
Far from the matricks,
Sprung up holy Hewson’s power,
And pull’d down St Patrick’s.
Down go your legal tricks,
Far from the magic,
Holy Hewson's power has risen,
And brought down St. Patrick's.
In Scotland this faster
Did make such disaster,
That they sent their money back
For which they sold their master.
In Scotland, this quicker
Caused such chaos,
That they returned their money
For which they betrayed their leader.
It batter’d their
Gunkirk,
And so it did their Spainkirk,
That he is fled, and swears the devil
Is in Dunkirk.
It battered their Gunkirk,
And so it did their Spainkirk,
That he has fled and swears the devil
Is in Dunkirk.
He that can tower,
Or he that is lower,
Would be judged a fool to put
Away his power.
He who can rise high,
Or he who is more grounded,
Would be seen as foolish to waste
His abilities.
Take books and rent
’em,
Who can invent ’em,
When that the sword replies,
Negatur argumentum.
Take books and rent them,
Who can create them,
When the sword answers,
Negatur argumentum.
Your brave college-butlers
Must stoop to the sutlers;
There’s ne’er a library
Like to the cutlers’.
Your brave college butlers
Must lower themselves to the vendors;
There’s never a library
Like the cutlers’.
The blood that was spilt,
sir,
Hath gain’d all the gilt, sir;
Thus have you seen me run my
Sword up to the hilt, sir.
The blood that was spilled,
sir,
Has gained all the glory, sir;
So you've seen me drive my
Sword all the way in, sir.
p. 70THE STATE’S NEW COIN.
The coinage issued during the Protectorate of Cromwell, consisted of pieces having on the obverse side a shield with St George’s cross, encircled by a laurel and palm branch, and the words, “The Commonwealth of England.” On the reverse side was the legend, “God with us,” and two shields, bearing the arms of England and Ireland.
The coins minted during Cromwell's Protectorate featured a shield with St. George’s cross on the front, surrounded by a laurel and palm branch, along with the words “The Commonwealth of England.” On the back, there was the phrase “God with us,” along with two shields displaying the arms of England and Ireland.
Saw you the
State’s money new come from the Mint?
Some people do say it is wonderous fine;
And that you may read a great mystery in’t,
Of mighty King Nol, the lord of the coin.
Did you see the State's new money from the Mint?
Some people say it's incredibly nice;
And that you can read a great mystery in it,
About the mighty King Nol, the lord of the coin.
They have quite omitted his politic head,
His worshipful face, and his excellent nose;
But the better to show the life he had led,
They have fix’d upon it the print of his
hose.
They have completely left out his political mind,
His respected face, and his great nose;
But to better depict the life he lived,
They have marked it with the imprint of his
hose.
For, if they had set up his picture there,
They needs must ha’ crown’d him in
Charles’s stead;
But ’twas cunningly done, that they did forbear,
And rather would set up aught else than his
head.
For if they had put up his picture there,
They really should have crowned him in
Charles’s place;
But it was cleverly done that they didn't,
And instead chose to put up anything else but his
head.
’Tis monstrous strange, and yet it is
true,
In this reformation we should have such luck;
That crosses were always disdain’d by you,
Who before pull’d them down, should now set
them up.
It's really strange, and yet it's true,
In this change, we should have such luck;
That crosses were always looked down on by you,
Who before took them down, should now put them up.
On this side they have cross and harp,
And only a cross on the other set forth;
By which we may learn, it falls to our part
Two crosses to have for one fit of mirth!
On this side, they have a cross and a harp,
And only a cross on the other side;
From this, we can see it’s our turn
To have two crosses for one moment of joy!
THE ANARCHIE, OR THE BLEST REFORMATION SINCE 1640.
Being a new song, wherein the people expresse their thankes and pray for the reformers.
Being a new song, in which the people express their thanks and pray for the reformers.
To be said or sung of all the well-affected of the kingdome of England, and dominion of Wales, before the breaking up of this unhappy Parliament.
To be mentioned or sung by all the loyal supporters of the kingdom of England and the principality of Wales, before this unfortunate Parliament is dissolved.
[From the King’s Pamphlets, British Museum. It is printed but incorrectly in the “Rump Songs,” ed. 1665, under the title of “The Rebellion.”]
[From the King’s Pamphlets, British Museum. It is printed but incorrectly in the “Rump Songs,” ed. 1665, under the title of “The Rebellion.”]
To a rare new Tune.
(Oct. 24, 1648.)
To a rare new Tune.
(Oct. 24, 1648.)
Now that, thankes to
the powers below!
We have e’ne done out our doe,
The mitre is downe, and so is the crowne,
And with them the coronet too;
Come clownes, and come boyes, come hober-de-hoyes,
Come females of each degree;
p. 72Stretch
your throats, bring in your votes,
And make good the anarchy.
And “thus it shall goe,” sayes Alice;
“Nay, thus it shall goe,” sayes Amy;
“Nay, thus it shall goe,” sayes Taffie, “I
trow;”
“Nay, thus it shall goe,” sayes
Jamy.
Now that, thanks to the powers below!
We’ve finally settled our score,
The mitre is down, and so is the crown,
And with them the coronet too;
Come clowns, and come boys, come rowdy youths,
Come women of every kind;
p. 72Stretch your voices, bring in your votes,
And make this chaos worthwhile.
And “this is how it’ll go,” says Alice;
“No, this is how it’ll go,” says Amy;
“No, this is how it’ll go,” says Taffie, “I believe;”
“No, this is how it’ll go,” says Jamy.
Ah! but the truth, good people all,
The truth is such a thing;
For it wou’d undoe both Church and State too,
And cut the throat of our King.
Yet not the spirit, nor the new light,
Can make this point so cleare,
But thou must bring out, thou deified rout,
What thing this truth is, and where.
Speak Abraham, speak Kester, speak Judith, speak Hester,
Speak tag and rag, short coat and long;
Truth’s the spell made us rebell,
And murther and plunder, ding-dong.
“Sure I have the truth,” sayes Numph;
“Nay, I ha’ the truth,” sayes
Clemme;
“Nay, I ha’ the truth,” sayes Reverend Ruth;
“Nay, I ha’ the truth,” sayes
Nem.
Ah! but the truth, good people,
The truth is a serious matter;
For it would ruin both Church and State,
And jeopardize our King.
Yet neither the spirit nor the new light,
Can make this point clear,
But you must show us, you elevated crowd,
What this truth is and where to find it.
Speak Abraham, speak Kester, speak Judith, speak Hester,
Speak everyone, short coat or long;
Truth’s the reason we rebelled,
And caused murder and plunder, ding-dong.
“Sure, I have the truth,” says Numph;
“No, I have the truth,” says Clem;
“No, I have the truth,” says Reverend Ruth;
“No, I have the truth,” says Nem.
Well, let the truth be where it will,
We’re sure all else is ours;
Yet these divisions in our religions
May chance abate our powers.
Then let’s agree on some one way,
It skills not much how true;
Take Pryn and his clubs; or Say and his tubs, [33]
Or any sect old or new;
p. 73The
devil’s i’ th’ pack, if choyce you can lack,
We’re fourscore religions strong;
Take your choyce, the major voyce
Shall carry it, right or wrong.
“Then wee’le be of this,” sayes Megg;
“Nay, wee’le be of that,” sayes
Tibb;
“Nay, wee’le be of all,” sayes pitifull
Paul;
“Nay, wee’le be of none,” sayes
Gibb.
Well, let the truth be what it is,
We’re sure everything else is ours;
Yet these divisions in our religions
Might weaken our power.
So let’s agree on one way,
It doesn’t really matter how true;
Take Pryn and his clubs; or Say and his tubs, [33]
Or any old or new sect;
p. 73The
devil’s in the mix, if you can choose,
We’re strong in our eighty religions;
Choose your option, the majority vote
Will carry it, right or wrong.
“Then we’ll go with this,” says Megg;
“No, we’ll go with that,” says Tibb;
“No, we’ll go with all,” says pitiful Paul;
“No, we’ll go with none,” says Gibb.
Neighbours and friends, pray one word more,
There’s something yet behinde;
And wise though you be, you doe not well see
In which doore sits the winde.
As for religion to speake right,
And in the Houses sence,
The matter’s all one to have any or none,
If ’twere not for the pretence.
But herein doth lurke the key of the worke,
Even to dispose of the crowne,
Dexteriously, and as may be,
For your behoofe and your owne.
“Then let’s ha’ King Charles,” sayes
George;
“Nay, let’s have his son,” sayes
Hugh;
“Nay, let’s have none,” sayes Jabbering
Jone;
“Nay, let’s be all kings,” sayes
Prue.
Neighbors and friends, just one more word,
There's still something behind;
And smart as you are, you don't quite see
Where the problem lies.
Regarding religion, to speak honestly,
And in the House's sense,
It doesn't really matter to have one or none,
If it weren't for the show.
But within this lies the key to the matter,
Even to manage the crown,
Skillfully, and as it should be,
For your benefit and your own.
“Then let’s have King Charles,” says George;
“No, let’s have his son,” says Hugh;
“No, let’s have none,” says Jabbering Jone;
“No, let’s all be kings,” says Prue.
Oh we shall have (if we go on
In plunder, excise, and blood)
But few folke and poore to domineere ore,
And that will not be so good;
Then let’s resolve on some new way,
Some new and happy course,
p. 74The
country’s growne sad, the city horne-mad,
And both the Houses are worse.
The synod hath writ, the generall hath spit,
And both to like purposes too;
Religion, lawes, the truth, the cause,
Are talk’t of, but nothing we doe.
“Come, come, shal’s ha’ peace?” sayes
Nell;
“No, no, but we won’t,” sayes
Madge;
“But I say we will,” sayes firy-faced Phill;
“We will and we won’t,” sayes
Hodge.
Oh, we’re going to have (if we keep going on
with plundering, taxes, and violence)
But there will be only a few people and those poor to control,
and that’s not going to be good;
So let’s figure out a new way,
some fresh and happy path,
p. 74The
country's grown sad, the city is crazy,
and both Houses are even worse.
The synod has written, the general has spat,
and both for similar reasons too;
Religion, laws, the truth, the cause,
are all talked about, but we’re not doing anything.
“Come on, shall we have peace?” says Nell;
“No, no, but we won’t,” says Madge;
“But I say we will,” says fiery-faced Phil;
“We will and we won’t,” says Hodge.
Thus from the rout who can expect
Ought but division?
Since unity doth with monarchy
Begin and end in one.
If then when all is thought their owne,
And lyes at their behest,
These popular pates reap nought but debates,
From that many round-headed beast;
Come, Royalists, then, doe you play the men,
And Cavaliers give the word;
Now let us see at what you would be,
And whether you can accord.
“A health to King Charles!” sayes Tom;
“Up with it,” sayes Ralph, like a
man;
“God blesse him,” sayes Doll; “and raise
him,” sayes Moll;
“And send him his owne!” sayes Nan.
Thus, from the chaos, who can expect
Anything but division?
Since unity starts and ends with monarchy
In one.
If then, when everyone thinks it’s their own,
And lies at their command,
These public figures gain nothing but arguments,
From that many round-headed creature;
Come on, Royalists, then, do you act like men,
And Cavaliers give the signal;
Now let’s see what you really want,
And whether you can agree.
“A toast to King Charles!” says Tom;
“Cheers to that,” says Ralph, like a man;
“God bless him,” says Doll; “and lift him up,” says Moll;
“And give him back what’s his!” says Nan.
Now for these prudent things that sit
Without end and to none,
And their committees, that townes and cities
Fill with confusion;
p. 75For the
bold troopes of sectaries,
The Scots and their partakers,
Our new British states, Col. Burges and his mates,
The covenant and its makers;
For all these wee’le pray, and in such a way,
As if it might granted be,
Jack and Gill, Mat and Will,
And all the world would agree.
“A plague take them all!” sayes Besse;
“And a pestilence too!” sayes
Margery,
“The devill!” sayes Dick; “And his dam, [34] too!” sayes Nick;
“Amen! and Amen!” say I.
Now for these sensible things that sit
Forever and for no one,
And their committees, which towns and cities
Fill with chaos;
p. 75For the
bold groups of sectarians,
The Scots and their followers,
Our new British states, Col. Burges and his friends,
The covenant and its creators;
For all these we’ll pray, and in such a way,
As if it could be granted,
Jack and Jill, Matt and Will,
And everyone would agree.
“A plague on them all!” says Besse;
“And a pestilence too!” says Margery,
“The devil!” says Dick; “And his mother, [34] too!” says Nick;
“Amen! and Amen!” say I.
It is desired that the knights and burgesses would take especial care to send down full numbers hereof to their respective counties and burroughs, for which they have served apprenticeship, that all the people may rejoyce as one man for their freedom.
It is hoped that the knights and representatives will make a special effort to send full numbers of this to their respective counties and boroughs, where they have served their time, so that everyone can rejoice together in their freedom.
p. 76A
COFFIN FOR KING CHARLES,
A CROWN FOR CROMWELL,
AND A PIT FOR THE PEOPLE.
From a broadside in the King’s Pamphlets, vol. viii. in the British Museum, with the direction, “You may sing this to the tune of ‘Faine I would.’” The tune sometimes called “Parthenia,” and “The King’s Complaint,” is to be found in Mr Chappell’s Popular Music of the Olden Time. The King was beheaded in January, 1649. This Ballad is dated the 23rd of April in the same year.
From a broadside in the King’s Pamphlets, vol. viii, in the British Museum, with the direction, “You can sing this to the tune of ‘Faine I would.’” The tune, sometimes called “Parthenia” and “The King’s Complaint,” can be found in Mr. Chappell’s Popular Music of the Olden Time. The King was beheaded in January 1649. This ballad is dated April 23 of the same year.
CROMWELL ON THE THRONE.
CROMWELL ON THE THRONE.
So, so, the deed is
done,
The royal head is sever’d,
As I meant when I first begun,
And strongly have endeavour’d.
Now Charles the First is tumbled down,
The Second I do not fear;
I grasp the sceptre, wear the crown,
Nor for Jehovah care.
So, so, the deed is done,
The royal head is severed,
As I intended from the start,
And have worked hard for.
Now Charles the First has fallen,
The Second doesn’t scare me;
I take the scepter, wear the crown,
And don’t care for Jehovah.
KING CHARLES IN HIS COFFIN.
KING CHARLES IN HIS COFFIN.
Think’st thou, base slave, though in my
grave
Like other men I lie,
My sparkling fame and royal name
Can (as thou wishest) die?
Know, caitif, in my son I live
(The Black Prince call’d by some),
And he shall ample vengeance give
To those that did my doom.
Do you really think, you lowly servant, that even when I’m in my grave
like any other man,
my shining reputation and royal name
can die (as you want)?
Know this, coward: I live on in my son
(some call him the Black Prince),
and he will take plenty of revenge
on those who caused my fate.
Supprest, deprest, involved in woes,
Great Charles, thy people be
Basely deceived with specious shows
By those that murther’d thee.
We are enslaved to tyrants’ hests,
Who have our freedom won:
Our fainting hope now only rests
On thy succeeding son.
Suppressed, depressed, caught up in troubles,
Great Charles, your people are
Poorly deceived by false appearances
By those who killed you.
We are enslaved to tyrants’ commands,
Who have taken our freedom:
Our dwindling hope now rests
On your successor's reign.
CROMWELL ON THE THRONE.
CROMWELL IN POWER.
Base vulgar! know, the more you stir,
The more your woes increase,
Your rashness will your hopes deter,
’Tis we must give you peace.
Black Charles a traitor is proclaim’d
Unto our dignity;
He dies (if e’er by us he’s gain’d)
Without all remedy.
Base and vulgar! Know this: the more you stir things up,
The more your troubles grow,
Your recklessness will crush your hopes,
It’s us who must bring you peace.
Black Charles is declared a traitor
To our dignity;
He dies (if ever we get him)
Without any way out.
KING CHARLES IN HIS COFFIN.
KING CHARLES IN HIS COFFIN.
Thrice perjured villain! didst not thou
And thy degenerate train,
By mankind’s Saviour’s body vow
To me thy sovereign,
To make me the most glorious king
That e’er o’er England reign’d;
That me and mine in everything
By you should be maintain’d?
Thrice-perjured villain! Didn't you
And your worthless crew,
By mankind's Savior's body swear
To me, your sovereign,
To make me the most glorious king
That ever reigned over England;
That you and yours would support
Me in everything?
Sweet prince! O let us pardon crave
Of thy beloved shade;
’Tis we that brought thee to the grave,
Thou wert by us betray’d.
We did believe ’twas reformation
These monsters did desire;
Not knowing that thy degradation
And death should be our hire.
Sweet prince! Oh, let us ask for forgiveness
From your beloved spirit;
It’s us who brought you to the grave,
You were betrayed by us.
We thought it was change
That these monsters wanted;
Not realizing that your downfall
And death would be our price.
CROMWELL ON THE THRONE.
CROMWELL IN POWER.
Ye sick-brain’d fools! whose wit does
lie
In your small guts; could you
Imagine our conspiracy
Did claim no other due,
But for to spend our dearest bloods
To make rascallions flee?
No, we sought for your lives and goods,
And for a monarchy.
You foolish people! Your intelligence is
In your tiny brains; could you
Imagine that our plot
Was only meant
To spill our blood
Just to make scoundrels run away?
No, we were after your lives and possessions,
And for a kingdom.
KING CHARLES IN HIS COFFIN.
KING CHARLES IN HIS CASKET.
But there’s a Thunderer above,
Who, though he winks awhile,
Is not with your black deeds in love,
He hates your damned guile.
And though a time you perch upon
The top of Fortune’s wheel,
You shortly unto Acharon
(Drunk with your crimes) shall reel.
But there's a Thunderer up above,
Who, even though he turns a blind eye for a bit,
Is not fond of your wicked actions,
He despises your cursed deceit.
And even if you sit for a while
At the top of Fortune's wheel,
You'll soon stumble down to Acharon
(Overwhelmed by your sins).
Meanwhile (thou glory of the earth)
We languishing do die:
Excise doth give free-quarters birth,
While soldiers multiply.
Our lives we forfeit every day,
Our money cuts our throats;
The laws are taken clean away,
Or shrunk to traitor’s votes.
Meanwhile (you glory of the earth)
We are slowly dying:
Taxation brings free-loaders’ birth,
While soldiers increase.
We forfeit our lives every day,
Our money strangles us;
The laws are completely gone,
Or reduced to traitor’s votes.
CROMWELL ON THE THRONE.
CROMWELL ON THE THRONE.
Like patient mules resolve to bear
Whate’er we shall impose;
Your lives and goods you need not fear,
We’ll prove your friends, not foes.
We (the elected ones) must guide
A thousand years this land;
You must be props unto our pride,
And slaves to our command.
Like patient mules determined to carry
Whatever we choose to impose;
You don’t have to worry about your lives and property,
We’ll show you we’re friends, not enemies.
We (the elected ones) have to lead
This land for a thousand years;
You must support our pride,
And serve our commands.
KING CHARLES IN HIS COFFIN.
KING CHARLES IN HIS COFFIN.
But you may fail of your fair hopes,
If fates propitious be;
And yield your loathed lives in ropes
To vengeance and to me.
When as the Swedes and Irish join,
The Cumbrian and the Scot
Do with the Danes and French combine,
Then look unto your lot.
But you might not achieve your great hopes,
If luck isn’t on your side;
And end up giving your hated lives away
To revenge and to me.
When the Swedes and Irish unite,
The Cumbrians and Scots
Join together with the Danes and French,
Then pay attention to your fate.
Our wrongs have arm’d us with such
strength,
So sad is our condition,
That could we hope that now at length
We might find intermission,
And had but half we had before,
Ere these mechanics sway’d;
To our revenge, knee-deep in gore,
We would not fear to wade.
Our mistakes have given us so much strength,
Our situation is so bleak,
That if we could hope that finally
We might find some relief,
And had just half of what we had before,
Before these mechanics took over;
For our revenge, knee-deep in blood,
We wouldn’t hesitate to wade in.
CROMWELL ON THE THRONE.
CROMWELL IN POWER.
In vain (fond people) do you grutch
And tacitly repine.
For why? my skill and strength are such
Both poles of heaven are mine.
Your hands and purses both cohered
To raise us to this height:
You must protect those you have rear’d,
Or sink beneath their weight.
In vain (loving people) do you complain
And secretly grumble.
Because why? My skill and strength are such
Both ends of the earth are mine.
Your hands and wallets both joined
To lift us to this level:
You must support those you've raised,
Or be crushed by their weight.
KING CHARLES IN HIS COFFIN.
KING CHARLES IN HIS COFFIN.
Singing with angels near the throne
Of the Almighty Three
I sit, and know perdition
(Base Cromwell) waits on thee,
And on thy vile associates:
Twelve months [35] shall full
conclude
Your power—thus speak the powerful fates,
Then vades your interlude.
Singing with angels near the throne
Of the Almighty Three
I sit, and know damnation
(Base Cromwell) is waiting for you,
And for your disgusting associates:
Twelve months [35] will completely
End your power—this is what the powerful fates say,
Then vades your interlude.
Yea, powerful fates, haste, haste the time,
The most auspicious day,
On which these monsters of our time
To hell must post away.
Meanwhile, so pare their sharpen’d claws,
And so impair their stings,
We may no more fight for the Cause
Or other novel things!
Yeah, powerful fates, hurry, hurry the time,
The most favorable day,
On which these monsters of our time
Must be sent away to hell.
Meanwhile, dull their sharp claws,
And weaken their stings,
We can no longer fight for the Cause
Or other new things!
A SHORT LITANY FOR THE YEAR 1649.
By Samuel Butler. (From his Posthumous Works.)
By Samuel Butler. (From his Posthumous Works.)
From all the
mischiefs that I mention here,
Preserve us, Heaven, in this approaching year:
From civil wars and those uncivil things
That hate the race of all our queens and kings;
From those who for self-ends would all betray,
From saints that curse and flatter when they pray;
From those that hold it merit to rebel,
In treason, murthers, and in theft excel;
From those new teachers have destroy’d the old,
And those that turn the gospel into gold;
From a High-Court, and that rebellious crew
That did their hands in royal blood imbrue,—
Defend us, Heaven, and to the throne restore
The rightful heir, and we will ask no more.
From all the
troubles I'm mentioning here,
Protect us, Heaven, in this coming year:
From civil wars and all those awful things
That despise the lineage of our queens and kings;
From those who would betray for their own gain,
From saints who curse and flatter while they pray;
From those who think it's commendable to rebel,
Who excel in treason, murder, and theft as well;
From those new teachers who have destroyed the old,
And those who turn the gospel into gold;
From a High Court and that rebellious crowd
That stained their hands with royal blood, so loud,—
Protect us, Heaven, and bring back to the throne
The rightful heir, and we won’t ask for more.
p. 82THE SALE OF REBELLION’S HOUSE-HOLD STUFF.
Printed in “Percy’s Reliques,” from an old black-letter copy in Mr Pepys’ collection, corrected by two others, one of which is preserved in a Choice Collection of 120 Loyal Songs—1684
Printed in “Percy’s Reliques,” from an old black-letter copy in Mr. Pepys’ collection, corrected by two others, one of which is kept in a Choice Collection of 120 Loyal Songs—1684
To the tune of “Old Sir Simon the King.”
To the melody of "Old Sir Simon the King."
Rebellion hath
broken up house,
And hath left me old lumber to sell;
Come hither and take your choice,
I’ll promise to use you well.
Will you buy the old Speaker’s chair?
Which was warm and easy to sit in,
And oft has been clean’d, I declare,
Whereas it was fouler than fitting.
Says old Simon the King,
Says old Simon the King,
With his ale-dropt hose, and his Malmsey nose,
Sing, hey ding, ding-a-ding,
ding.
Rebellion has
broken up the house,
And has left me with old junk to sell;
Come here and take your pick,
I promise to treat you well.
Will you buy the old Speaker’s chair?
It was warm and cozy to sit in,
And has often been cleaned, I swear,
Even though it was dirtier than it should have been.
Says old Simon the King,
Says old Simon the King,
With his ale-stained hose, and his Malmsey nose,
Sing, hey ding, ding-a-ding,
ding.
Will you buy any bacon flitches,
The fattest that ever were spent?
They’re the sides of the old committees
Fed up in the Long Parliament.
Here’s a pair of bellows and tongs,
And for a small matter I’ll sell ye
’um,
They are made of the presbyter’s lungs,
To blow up the coals of rebellion.
Says old Simon, etc.
Will you buy some bacon strips,
The fattest that have ever been sold?
They’re from the old committees
Fed up during the Long Parliament.
Here’s a pair of bellows and tongs,
And for a small price I’ll sell you them,
They’re made from the presbyter’s lungs,
To stoke the fire of rebellion.
Says old Simon, etc.
p.
83I had thought to have given them once
To some blacksmith for his forge;
But now I have consider’d on’t,
They are consecrate to the Church:
So I’ll give them unto some quire,
They will make the big organs roar,
And the little pipes to squeak higher
Than ever they could before.
Says old Simon, etc.
Here’s a couple of stools for sale,
One’s square, and t’other is round;
Betwixt them both, the tail
Of the Rump fell down to the ground.
Will you buy the State’s council-table,
Which was made of the good wain-Scot?
The frame was a tottering Babel,
To uphold th’ Independent plot.
Says old Simon, etc.
Here are a couple of stools for sale,
One is square, and the other is round;
Between them both, the tail
Of the Rump fell down to the ground.
Will you buy the State’s council table,
Which was made of good wain-Scot?
The frame was a shaking Babel,
To support the Independent plot.
Says old Simon, etc.
Here’s the besom of Reformation,
Which should have made clean the floor;
But it swept the wealth out of the nation,
And left us dirt good store.
Will you buy the state’s spinning-wheel,
Which spun for the roper’s trade?
But better it had stood still,
For now it has spun a fair thread.
Says old Simon, etc.
Here’s the broom of Reformation,
Which should have cleaned the floor;
But it swept the wealth out of the country,
And left us with plenty of dirt.
Will you buy the state's spinning wheel,
Which spun for the roper’s trade?
But it would have been better off unused,
For now it has spun a nice thread.
Says old Simon, etc.
Here’s a roll of the State’s
tobacco,
If any good fellow will take it;
No Virginia had e’er such a Smack-o,
And I’ll tell you how they did make it:
’Tis th’ Engagement and Covenant cook’t
Up with the abjuration oath,
And many of them that have took’t
Complain it was foul in the mouth.
Says old Simon, etc.
Here’s a roll of the State’s tobacco,
If anyone good wants to take it;
No Virginia has ever had such a taste,
And I’ll tell you how they made it:
It’s the Engagement and Covenant mixed
With the rejection oath,
And many who’ve taken it
Complain it tastes bad in the mouth.
Says old Simon, etc.
Yet the ashes may happily serve
To cure the scab of the nation,
Whene’er’t has an itch to swerve
To rebellion by innovation.
A lanthorn here is to be bought,
The like was scarce ever gotten,
For many plots it has found out
Before they ever were thought on.
Says old Simon, etc.
Yet the ashes might actually help
Heal the nation's sore spot,
Whenever it feels the urge to stray
Towards rebellion through change.
A lantern can be purchased here,
Such a thing is rarely found,
For it has uncovered many schemes
Before they were even imagined.
Says old Simon, etc.
Will you buy a conscience oft turn’d,
Which served the High-Court of justice,
And stretch’d until England it mourn’d,
But hell will buy that if the worst is.
Here’s Joan Cromwell’s kitchen-stuff tub,
Wherein is the fat of the Rumpers,
With which old Noll’s horns she did rub,
When he was got drunk with false bumbers.
Says old Simon, etc.
Will you buy a conscience that's often twisted,
Which served the High Court of Justice,
And stretched until England grieved,
But hell will buy that if it comes to the worst.
Here’s Joan Cromwell’s kitchen waste tub,
Full of the fat from the Rumpers,
With which she rubbed old Noll’s horns,
When he got drunk on false drinks.
Says old Simon, etc.
Here’s the purse of the public faith;
Here’s the model of the Sequestration,
When the old wives upon their good troth
Lent thimbles to ruin the nation.
Here’s Dick Cromwell’s Protectorship,
And here are Lambert’s commissions,
And here is Hugh Peters his scrip,
Cramm’d with tumultuous petitions.
Says old Simon, etc.
Here’s the purse of the public trust;
Here’s the example of the Sequestration,
When the old ladies, in good faith,
Lent thimbles to bring down the nation.
Here’s Dick Cromwell’s leadership,
And here are Lambert’s orders,
And here’s Hugh Peters his script,
Packed with chaotic petitions.
Says old Simon, etc.
And here are old Noll’s brewing
vessels,
And here are his dray and his flings;
Here are Hewson’s [36] awl and his
bristles,
With diverse other odd things:
And what is the price doth belong
To all these matters before ye?
I’ll sell them all for an old song,
And so I do end my story.
Says old Simon, etc.
And here are old Noll’s brewing vessels,
And here are his cart and his tools;
Here are Hewson’s [36] awl and his bristles,
Along with various other random things:
And what’s the price for all
Of these items in front of you?
I’ll sell them all for a low price,
And that’s how I wrap up my story.
Says old Simon, etc.
p. 86THE CAVALIER’S FAREWELL TO HIS MISTRESS, BEING CALLED TO THE WARRS.
The following song was extracted from the MS. Diary of the Rev. John Adamson (afterwards Rector of Burton Coggles, Lincolnshire), commencing in 1658; by a correspondent of Notes and Queries, First Series, Jan. 18, 1851.
The following song was taken from the MS. Diary of the Rev. John Adamson (later Rector of Burton Coggles, Lincolnshire), starting in 1658; by a contributor to Notes and Queries, First Series, Jan. 18, 1851.
Fair Fidelia, tempt
no more,
I may no more thy deity adore
Nor offer to thy shrine,
I serve one more divine
And farr more great than you:
I must goe,
Lest the foe
Gaine the cause and win the day.
Let’s march bravely on,
Charge ym in the van,
Our cause God’s is,
Though their odds is
Ten to one.
Fair Fidelia, don’t tempt me anymore,
I can’t worship you like before,
Nor offer gifts at your altar,
I serve someone far more divine
And much greater than you:
I have to go,
Lest the enemy
Take our cause and win the day.
Let’s move forward with courage,
Charge them at the front,
Our cause is God’s,
Though their odds are
Ten to one.
Tempt no more, I may not yeeld
Altho’ thine eyes
A kingdome may surprize:
Leave off thy wanton toiles,
The high-borne Prince of Wales
Is mounted in the field,
Where the royall gentry flocke.
Though alone
Nobly borne
Of a ne’re decaying
stocke.
p.
87Cavaliers, be bold,
Bravely keep your hold,
He that loyters
Is by traytors
Bought and sold.
Tempt me no more, I can't give in
Although your eyes
Could capture a kingdom:
Stop your seductive games,
The high-born Prince of Wales
Is out in the field,
Where the royal gentry gather.
Though alone
Nobly born
From a never-decaying
line.
p. 87Cavaliers, be brave,
Hold your ground,
Anyone who hesitates
Is bought and sold by
traitors.
One kisse more, and then farewell;
Oh no, no
more,
I prithee give
me o’er,—
Why cloudest thou thy beames?
I see by these extreames
A woman’s heaven or hell.
Pray the King may have his owne,
And the Queen
May be seen
With her babes on England’s throne.
Rally up your men,
One shall vanquish ten,
Victory, we
Come to try thee
Once agen.
One more kiss, and then goodbye;
Oh no, no
more,
Please don’t hold
back,—
Why do you hide your light?
I can see from these extremes
A woman's heaven or hell.
I hope the King gets his own,
And the Queen
Can be seen
With her kids on England’s throne.
Rally your men,
One can beat ten,
Victory, we
Come to test you
Once more.
THE LAST NEWS FROM FRANCE.
[From vol. iii. of the Roxburgh Ballads, in the British Museum.]
[From vol. iii. of the Roxburgh Ballads, in the British Museum.]
The last news from France, being a true relation of the escape of the King of Scots from Worcester to London and from London to France,—who was conveyed away by a young gentleman in woman’s apparel; the King of Scots attending on this supposed gentlewoman in manner of a serving-man.
The latest news from France is a true account of the King of Scots escaping from Worcester to London and from London to France. He was helped by a young man disguised in women's clothing, while the King of Scots acted like a servant to this supposed lady.
All you that do
desire to know
What is become of the King o’ Scots,
I unto you will truly show
After the fight of Northern Rats.
’Twas I
did convey
His Highness
away,
And from all dangers set him free;—
In woman
attire,
As reason did
require,
And the King himself did wait on me.
All of you who want to know
What happened to the King of Scots,
I will honestly tell you
After the fight with the Northern Rats.
It was I
who helped him escape,
And kept him safe from all harm;—
Dressed as a woman,
As necessary,
And the King himself followed my lead.
He of me a service did crave,
And oftentimes to me stood bare;
In woman’s apparel he was most brave,
And on his chin he had no hare;
Wherever I
came
My speeches did
frame
So well my waiting-man to free,
The like was
never known
I think by any I
one,
For the King himself did wait on me.
He asked me for a favor,
And often came to me empty-handed;
In women's clothes, he looked impressive,
And he had no beard on his chin;
Wherever I went,
I crafted my words
So well to set my servant free,
Like this has never been seen,
I believe by anyone,
For even the King himself waited on me.
My waiting-man a jewel had,
Which I for want of money sold;
Because my fortune was so bad
We turn’d our jewel into gold.
A good shift
indeed,
In time of our
need,
Then glad was I and glad was he;
Our cause it did
advance
Until we came to
France,
And the King himself did wait on me.
My servant had a jewel,
Which I had to sell because I needed money;
Since my luck was so bad,
We turned our jewel into gold.
A clever move,
In our time of need,
Then I was happy and he was happy;
It really helped us out
Until we reached France,
And the King himself came to meet me.
p.
89We walked through Westminster Hall,
Where law and justice doth take place
Our grief was great, our comfort small,
We lookt grim death all in the face.
I lookt round
about,
And made no
other doubt
But I and my man should taken be;
The people
little knew,
As I may tell to
you,
The King himself did wait on me.
p. 89We walked through Westminster Hall,
Where law and justice take place.
Our grief was heavy, our comfort slight,
We faced grim death without fright.
I looked around,
And had no other doubt
But that my man and I would be taken;
The people little knew,
As I can share with you,
The King himself was there for me.
From thence we went to the fatal place
Where his father lost his life;
And then my man did weep apace,
And sorrow with him then was rife.
I bid him
peace,
Let sorrow
cease,
For fear that we should taken be.
The gallants in
Whitehall
Did little know
at all
That the King himself did wait on me.
From there we went to the tragic spot
Where his father lost his life;
And then my friend started to cry,
And grief was all around him.
I told him to
Calm down,
Because I was worried we might get caught.
The people in
Whitehall
Had no idea
That the King himself was waiting for me.
The King he was my serving-man,
And thus the plot we did contrive:
I went by the name of Mistress Anne
When we took water at Queenhythe.
A boat there we
took,
And London
forsook,
And now in France arrived are we.
We got away by
stealth,
And the King is
in good health,
And he shall no longer wait on me.
The King was my servant,
And this is the plan we came up with:
I went by the name of Mistress Anne
When we boarded a boat at Queenhythe.
We took a boat,
And left London
And now we’ve arrived in France.
We slipped away quietly,
And the King is fine,
And he won't be serving me anymore.
The King of Denmark’s dead, they say,
Then Charles is like to rule the land;
p. 90In France
he will no longer stay,
As I do rightly understand.
That land is his
due,
If they be but
true,
And he with them do well agree:
I heard a bird
sing
If he once be
their king,
My man will then my master be.
The King of Denmark is dead, they say,
So Charles is likely to take over the land;
p. 90In France,
he won't stick around anymore,
As I understand it correctly.
That land is rightfully his,
If they are just
And he gets along well with them:
I heard a bird sing
If he becomes their king,
My guy will then be my boss.
Now Heaven grant them better success
With their young king than England had;
Free from war and from distress,
Their fortune may not be so bad;
Since the case
thus stands,
Let neighbouring
lands
Lay down their arms and at quiet be;
But as for my
part,
I am glad with
all my heart
That my King must now my master be.
Now may Heaven grant them better luck
With their young king than England had;
Free from war and distress,
Their fortune might not be too bad;
Since things are in this situation,
Let neighboring countries
Put down their weapons and be at peace;
But as for me,
I’m truly glad
That my King must now be my master.
And thus I have declared to you
By what means we escaped away;
Now we bid our cares adieu,
Though the King did lose the day.
To him I was
true,
And that he well
knew;
’Tis God that must his comfort be,
Else all our
policy
Had been but
foolery,
For the King no longer waits on me.
And so I've told you
How we managed to get away;
Now we say goodbye to our worries,
Even though the King lost the day.
I was loyal to him,
And he knew that well;
It's God who must bring him comfort,
Otherwise all our plans
Would have been just nonsense,
Because the King no longer relies on me.
p. 91SONG TO THE FIGURE TWO.
From vol. ii. of the Roxburgh Ballads, in the British Museum.
From vol. ii. of the Roxburgh Ballads, in the British Museum.
A merry new song wherein you may view
The drinking healths of a joviall crew,
To t’ happie return of the figure of TWO.
A cheerful new song where you can see
The toasts of a fun-loving group,
To the happy return of the figure of TWO.
The figure of Two is a palpable allusion to Charles II. Tune, “Ragged, and torn, and true.”
The figure of Two is a clear reference to Charles II. Tune, “Ragged, and torn, and true.”
I have been a
traveller long,
And seen the conditions of all;
I see how each other they wrong,
And the weakest still goes to the wall.
And here I’ll begin to relate
The crosse condition of those
That hinder our happy fate,
And now are turned our foes.
Here’s a health to the figure of Two,
To the rest of the issue renown’d;
We’ll bid all our sorrows adieu,
When the figure of Two
shall be crown’d.
I’ve been traveling for a long time,
And have seen all kinds of situations;
I notice how they wrong each other,
And the weakest always gets the worst.
Now I’ll start to share
The difficult situation of those
That ruin our chances of happiness,
And have now become our enemies.
Here’s a toast to the number Two,
To the rest of the renowned issues;
We’ll say goodbye to all our sorrows,
When the number 2 is crowned.
I crossed the ocean of late,
And there I did meet with a crosse,
But having a pretty estate,
I never lamented my losse:
I never lamented my harmes,
And yet I was wondrous sad;
I found all the land up in arms,
And I thought all the folke had bin mad.
Here’s a health, etc.
I crossed the ocean recently,
And there I encountered a cross,
But since I have a nice place,
I never mourned my loss:
I never grieved my troubles,
And yet I was really sad;
I found the whole country ready for battle,
And I thought everyone had gone crazy.
Here’s to health, etc.
Kind countrymen, how fell ye out?
I left you all quiet and still;
But things are now brought so about,
You nothing but plunder and kill;
p. 92Some doe
seem seemingly holy,
And would be reformers of men,
But wisdom doth laugh at their folly,
And sayes they’ll be children agen,
Here’s a health, etc.
Kind countrymen, what happened?
I left you all calm and peaceful;
But things have changed so much,
You’re only out to loot and kill;
p. 92Some seem to act all pious,
And want to change people for the better,
But wisdom laughs at their foolishness,
And says they’ll act like children again,
Here’s to your health, etc.
But woe to the figure of One!
King Solomon telleth us so;
But he shall be wronged by none
That hath two strings to his bow.
How I love this figure of Two
Among all the figures that be,
I’ll make it appear unto you
If that you will listen to me.
Here’s a health, etc.
But woe to the figure of One!
King Solomon tells us so;
But he won’t be wronged by anyone
Who has two strings to their bow.
How I love this figure of Two
Among all the figures there are,
I’ll show it to you
If you’ll just listen to me.
Here’s a toast, etc.
Observe when the weather is cold
I wear a cap on my head,
But wish, if I may be so bold,
The figure of Two in my
bed.
Two in my bed I do crave,
And that is myself and my mate;
But pray do not think I would have
Two large great hornes on
my pate.
Here’s a health, etc.
Notice when the weather turns cold
I put a cap on my head,
But I wish, if I can be so bold,
For the company of Two in my
bed.
Two in my bed I desire,
And that means me and my partner;
But please don't think I would want
Two big horns on my head.
Here’s a toast, etc.
Since Nature hath given two hands,
But when they are foul I might scorn them;
Yet people thus much understands,
Two fine white gloves
will adorn them.
Two feet for to bear up my body,
No more had the knight of the sun;
But people would think me a noddy
If two shoes I would not put on.
Here’s a health, etc.
Since nature has given us two hands,
But if they're dirty, I might reject them;
Yet people understand this much,
Two nice white gloves will make them look good.
Two feet to support my body,
The knight of the sun had no more;
But people would think I'm foolish
If I didn’t put on two shoes.
Here’s to your health, etc.
And now for to draw to an end,
I wish a good happy conclusion,
The State would so much stand our friend,
To end this unhappy confusion;
The which might be done in a trice,
In giving of Cæsar his due;
If we were so honest and wise
As to think of the figure of Two.
Here’s a health, etc.
And now to wrap things up,
I wish for a happy ending,
The State could really be our ally,
To put an end to this mess;
This could be resolved quickly,
By giving Cæsar what he's owed;
If we were just honest and smart
Enough to consider the value of Two.
Here’s to our health, etc.
If any desire to know,
This riddle I now will unfold,
It is a man wrapped in woe,
Whose father is wrapped in mould:
So now to conclude my song,
I mention him so much the rather
Because he hath suffer’d some wrong,
And bears up the name of his father.
Here’s a health, etc.
If anyone wants to know,
I’ll reveal this riddle now,
It’s a man filled with sorrow,
Whose father lies beneath the earth:
So to wrap up my song,
I bring him up even more
Because he has endured some injustice,
And carries the name of his father.
Here’s to health, etc.
p. 94THE REFORMATION.
Written in the year 1652, by Samuel Butler. From his Posthumous Works.
Written in 1652 by Samuel Butler. From his Posthumous Works.
Tell me not of Lords
and laws,
Rules or reformation;
All that’s done not worth two straws
To the welfare of the nation;
If men in power do rant it still,
And give no reason but their will
For all their domination;
Or if they do an act that’s just,
’Tis not because they would, but must,
To gratify some party’s lust.
Don’t tell me about Lords
and laws,
rules or reform;
Everything that’s done isn’t worth two straws
for the country’s well-being;
If those in power keep shouting,
And provide no reason but their own will
for all their control;
Or if they take a fair action,
It’s not because they want to, but have to,
To satisfy some party’s desires.
All our expense of blood and purse
Has yet produced no profit;
Men are still as bad or worse,
And will whate’er comes of it.
We’ve shuffled out and shuffled in
The person, but retain the sin,
To make our game the surer;
Yet spight of all our pains and skill,
The knaves all in the pack are still,
And ever were, and ever will,
Though something now demurer.
All our spending in blood and money
Has brought us no gain;
People are still just as bad or worse,
And will be no matter what.
We’ve swapped one person for another
But kept the same sins,
To make our chances safer;
Yet despite all our efforts and know-how,
The tricksters in the bunch are still there,
And always have been, and always will be,
Though they’re a bit quieter now.
And it can never be so,
Since knaves are still in fashion;
Men of souls so base and low,
Meer bigots of the nation;
p. 95Whose
designs are power and wealth,
At which by rapine, power, and stealth,
Audaciously they vent’re ye;
They lay their consciences aside,
And turn with every wind and tide,
Puff’d on by ignorance and pride,
And all to look like gentry.
And it can't ever be like that,
Since fraudsters are still the trend;
People with such low and petty souls,
Just narrow-minded fools of the country;
p. 95Whose
goals are power and money,
Which they seek through theft, power, and deceit,
Boldly aiming for you;
They ignore their own morals,
And shift with every trend and current,
Boosted by ignorance and arrogance,
All just to appear respectable.
Crimes are not punish’d ’cause
they’re crimes,
But cause they’re low and little:
Mean men for mean faults in these times
Make satisfaction to tittle;
While those in office and in power
Boldly the underlings devour,
Our cobweb laws can’t hold ’em;
They sell for many a thousand crown
Things which were never yet their own,
And this is law and custom grown,
’Cause those do judge who sold ’em.
Crimes aren’t punished just because they’re crimes,
But because they’re small and petty:
Lowly people for their minor faults in these times
Make amends for a trifle;
While those in office and in power
Boldly devour the underlings,
Our weak laws can’t catch them;
They sell for many thousands of crowns
Things that were never even theirs,
And this is the law and custom that has developed,
Because those who judge are the ones who sold them.
Brothers still with brothers brawl,
And for trifles sue ’em;
For two pronouns that spoil all
Contentious meum and tuum.
The wary lawyer buys and builds
While the client sells his fields
To sacrifice his fury;
And when he thinks t’ obtain his right,
He’s baffled off or beaten quite
By the judge’s will, or lawyer’s slight,
Or ignorance of the jury.
Brothers still fight against brothers,
And they sue each other over little things;
For two pronouns that ruin everything
Contentious mine and yours.
The shrewd lawyer buys and builds
While the client sells his land
To ease his anger;
And when he thinks he’s going to get what he deserves,
He’s thrown off or totally beaten
By the judge’s decision, or the lawyer’s trick,
Or the jury's ignorance.
See the tradesman how he thrives
With perpetual trouble:
How he cheats and how he strives,
His estate t’ enlarge and double;
p. 96Extort,
oppress, grind and encroach,
To be a squire and keep a coach,
And to be one o’ th’ quorum;
Who may with’s brother-worships sit,
And judge without law, fear, or wit,
Poor petty thieves, that nothing get,
And yet are brought before ’em.
Look at the tradesman and how he thrives
With constant trouble:
How he cheats and struggles,
To grow his wealth and double it;
p. 96Extort,
oppress, grind, and encroach,
To be a squire and have a coach,
And be part of the group;
Who can sit with his fellow worshipers,
And judge without law, fear, or sense,
Poor petty thieves, who gain nothing,
And yet still end up before them.
And his way to get all this
Is mere dissimulation;
No factious lecture does he miss,
And ’scape no schism that’s in
fashion:
But with short hair and shining shoes,
He with two pens and note-book goes,
And winks and writes at random;
Thence with short meal and tedious grace,
In a loud tone and public place,
Sings wisdom’s hymns, that trot and pace
As if Goliah scann’d ’em.
And his way to achieve all this
Is simply pretending;
He never misses a heated lecture,
And avoids any split that's trending:
But with short hair and shiny shoes,
He carries two pens and a notebook,
Winking and writing haphazardly;
Then with a quick meal and boring flair,
In a loud voice and in public spaces,
He sings the praises of wisdom, strutting
As if Goliath were giving them a look.
But when Death begins his threats,
And his conscience struggles
To call to mind his former cheats,
Then at Heaven he turns and juggles:
And out of all’s ill-gotten store
He gives a dribbling to the poor;
An hospital or school-house;
And the suborn’d priest for his hire
Quite frees him from th’ infernal fire,
And places him in th’ angel’s quire:
Thus these Jack-puddings fool us!
But when Death starts making threats,
And his conscience fights
To remember his past tricks,
Then he turns to Heaven and tricks us:
And from all his ill-gotten gains
He gives a little to the poor;
An hospital or school;
And the bribed priest for his pay
Completely clears him from hell’s fire,
And puts him in the angel's choir:
Thus these clowns deceive us!
All he gets by’s pains i’ th’
close,
Is, that he dy’d worth so much;
Which he on’s doubtful seed bestows,
That neither care nor know much:
p. 97Then
fortune’s favourite, his heir,
Bred base and ignorant and bare,
Is blown up like a bubble:
Who wondering at’s own sudden rise,
By pride, simplicity, and vice,
Falls to his sports, drink, drabs, and dice,
And make all fly like stubble.
All he gains from his hard work,
Is that he died worth this much;
Which he invests in uncertain heirs,
Who neither care nor know much:
p. 97Then
fortune’s favorite, his heir,
Raised lowly and clueless and poor,
Is puffed up like a bubble:
Who, amazed at his sudden rise,
Through pride, naivety, and vice,
Falls into his games, drinking, women, and gambling,
And makes everything vanish like stubble.
And the Church, the other twin,
Whose mad zeal enraged us,
Is not purified a pin
By all those broils in which th’ engaged
us:
We our wives turn’d out of doors,
And took in concubines and whores,
To make an alteration;
Our pulpitors are proud and bold,
They their own wills and factions hold,
And sell salvation still for gold,
And here’s our reformation!
And the Church, the other twin,
Whose crazy zeal angered us,
Is not a bit purified
By all those fights in which they engaged us:
We kicked our wives out,
And took in mistresses and prostitutes,
To make a change;
Our preachers are proud and bold,
They follow their own desires and factions,
And still sell salvation for gold,
And here’s our reformation!
’Tis a madness then to make
Thriving our employment,
And lucre love for lucre’s sake,
Since we’ve possession, not enjoyment:
Let the times run on their course,
For oppression makes them worse,
We ne’er shall better find ’em;
Let grandees wealth and power engross,
And honour, too, while we sit close,
And laugh and take our plenteous dose
Of sack, and never mind ’em.
It’s crazy to make
our work all about success,
and love money just for the sake of money,
since we have it but don’t really enjoy it:
Let time take its course,
because oppression just makes things worse,
we’ll never find a better situation;
Let the wealthy and powerful take it all,
and honor too, while we stay close,
and laugh and enjoy our plenty
of wine, without a worry about them.
p. 98UPON THE GENERAL PARDON PASSED BY THE RUMP.
From a broadside in the King’s Pamphlets, British Museum. After Cromwell’s victory at Worcester, he prevailed on the Parliament to pass a general, or quasi-general, amnesty for all political offences committed prior to that time.
From a broadside in the King’s Pamphlets, British Museum. After Cromwell’s victory at Worcester, he convinced Parliament to pass a general, or sort-of general, amnesty for all political offenses committed before that time.
Rejoice, rejoice, ye
Cavaliers,
For here comes that dispels your fears;
A general pardon is now past,
What was long look’d for, comes at last.
Celebrate, rejoice, you
Cavaliers,
For here comes what dispels your fears;
A general pardon has now been granted,
What you’ve long awaited has finally arrived.
It pardons all that are undone;
The Pope ne’er granted such a one:
So long, so large, so full, so free,
Oh what a glorious State have we!
It forgives everyone who is lost;
The Pope never offered anything like this:
So vast, so abundant, so complete, so unrestricted,
Oh what a wonderful place we have!
Yet do not joy too much, my friends,
First see how well this pardon ends;
For though it hath a glorious face,
I fear there’s in’t but little grace.
Yet don't rejoice too much, my friends,
First, see how well this pardon turns out;
For even though it looks glorious,
I worry there’s little true grace in it.
’Tis said the mountains once brought
forth,—
And what brought they? a mouse, in troth;
Our States have done the like, I doubt,
In this their pardon now set out.
It’s said the mountains once produced—
And what did they produce? A mouse, for sure;
Our States have done the same, I bet,
In this pardon they’re presenting now.
We’ll look it o’er, then, if you
please,
And see wherein it brings us ease:
And first, it pardons words, I find,
Against our State—words are but wind.
We'll check it out then, if that's okay with you,
And see how it makes things easier for us:
And first, it forgives words, I see,
Against our State—words are just empty talk.
Hath any pray’d for th’ King of
late,
And wish’d confusion to our State?
And call’d them rebels? He may come in
And plead this pardon for that sin.
Has anyone prayed for the King lately,
And wished chaos upon our State?
And called them rebels? He can come in
And ask for forgiveness for that sin.
Hath any said our Parliament
I such a one as God ne’er sent?
Or hath he writ, and put in print,
That he believes the devil’s in’t?
Has anyone said our Parliament
Is someone that God never sent?
Or has he written, and published,
That he thinks there's a devil in it?
Or hath he said there never were
Such tyrants anywhere as here?
Though this offence of his be high,
He’s pardon’d for his blasphemy.
Or has he said there were never
Such tyrants anywhere as here?
Though his offense is serious,
He's forgiven for his blasphemy.
You see how large this pardon is,
It pardons all our Mercuries, [37]
And poets too, for you know they
Are poor, and have not aught to pay.
You see how big this pardon is,
It forgives all our Mercuries, [37]
And poets too, because you know they
Are struggling and have nothing to give.
For where there’s money to be got,
I find this pardon pardons not;
Malignants that were rich before,
Shall not be pardon’d till they’re poor.
For where there's money to be made,
I see this pardon doesn't really work;
Those who were wealthy before,
Won't be forgiven until they're broke.
Hath any one been true to th’ Crown,
And for that paid his money down,
By this new Act he shall be free,
And pardon’d for his loyalty.
Has anyone been loyal to the Crown,
And paid their dues for it,
By this new Act they will be free,
And forgiven for their loyalty.
Who have their lands confiscate quite,
For not compounding when they might;
If that they know not how to dig,
This pardon gives them leave to beg.
Who have their lands taken away,
For not settling when they could;
If they don’t know how to work,
This pardon lets them ask for help.
For by this Act it is thought fit
That no man shall have benefit,
Unless he first engage to be
A rebel to eternity.
For this Act, it is deemed appropriate
That no person shall reap any rewards,
Unless they first agree to be
A rebel for all time.
Thus, in this pardon it is clear
That nothing’s here and nothing’s there:
I think our States do mean to choke us
With this new Act of hocus pocus.
Thus, in this pardon, it’s obvious
That nothing’s here and nothing’s there:
I believe our States intend to suffocate us
With this new Act of hocus pocus.
Well, since this Act’s not worth a
pin,
We’ll pray our States to call it in,
For most men think it ought to be
Burnt by the hand of Gregory.
Well, since this Act isn’t worth anything,
We’ll ask our States to repeal it,
Because most people believe it should be
Burnt by the hand of Gregory.
Then, to conclude, here’s little joy
For those that pray Vive le Roy!
But since they’ll not forget our crimes,
We’ll keep our mirth till better times.
Then, to wrap things up, here’s some little joy
For those who say Long live the King!
But since they won’t forget our wrongs,
We’ll hold onto our happiness until better days come.
AN OLD SONG ON OLIVER’S COURT.
Written in the year 1654, by Samuel Butler.
Written in the year 1654 by Samuel Butler.
If he can devoutly pray,
Feast upon a fasting day,
Be longer blessing a warm bit
Than the cook was dressing it;
With covenants and oaths dispense,
Betray his lord for forty pence,
Let him, etc.
If he can sincerely pray,
Enjoy a feast on a fasting day,
Spend more time blessing a warm bite
Than the cook took to prepare it;
Make deals and break oaths,
Betray his master for forty pence,
Let him, etc.
If he be one of the eating tribe,
Both a Pharisee and a Scribe,
And hath learn’d the snivelling tone
Of a flux’d devotion;
Cursing from his sweating tub
The Cavaliers to Beelzebub,
Let him, etc.
If he’s part of the eating group,
Both a Pharisee and a Scribe,
And has learned the whiny tone
Of a faux devotion;
Cursing from his sweating tub
The Cavaliers to Beelzebub,
Let him, etc.
Who sickler than the city ruff,
Can change his brewer’s coat to buff,
His dray-cart to a coach, the beast
Into Flanders mares at least;
Nay, hath the art to murder kings,
Like David, only with his slings,
Let him, etc.
Who’s sicker than the city thug,
Can swap his brewer’s coat for a buff,
His dray-cart for a coach, the beast
Into Flanders mares at least;
No, he has the skill to kill kings,
Like David, just with his slings,
Let him, etc.
Who hath commission to convey
Both sexes to Jamaica,
There to beget new babes of grace
On wenches hotter than the place,
Who carry in their tails a fire
Will rather scorch than quench desire,
Let him, etc.
Who has the authority to take
Both men and women to Jamaica,
To create new, beautiful babies
With women hotter than the climate,
Who carry a fire in their hearts
Will instead ignite than extinguish desire,
Let him, etc.
THE PARLIAMENT ROUTED,
Or
HERE’S A HOUSE TO BE LET.
I hope that England, after many jarres,
Shall be at peace, and give no way to warres:
O Lord, protect the generall, that he
May be the agent of our unitie.
I hope that England, after all its struggles,
Will find peace and avoid wars:
O Lord, protect the general so that he
Can be the force behind our unity.
Written upon the dissolution of the Long Parliament by Cromwell, on the 20th April, 1653, and extracted from the King’s Pamphlets, British Museum. June 3rd, 1653.
Written when the Long Parliament was dissolved by Cromwell, on April 20, 1653, and taken from the King’s Pamphlets, British Museum. June 3, 1653.
To the tune of “Lucina, or, Merrily and Cherrily.”
To the tune of “Lucina, or, Merrily and Cherrily.”
Cheare up, kind
countrymen, be not dismay’d,
True news I can tell ye concerning the nation;
Hot spirits are quench’d, the tempest is layd,
(And now we may hope for a good reformation).
p. 103The
Parliament bold and the counsell of state
Doe wish them beyond sea, or else at Virginie;
For now all their orders are quite out of date,
Twelve Parliament men shall be sold for peny.
Celebrate up, good countrymen, don’t be discouraged,
I have some true news to share about the nation;
Fierce spirits are calmed, the storm is over,
(And now we can hope for a real change).
p. 103The
Parliament is bold and the council of state
Want them gone overseas, or maybe to Virginia;
Because now all their orders are completely outdated,
Twelve members of Parliament would be sold for a penny.
Full twelve years and more these rooks they
have sat,
To gull and to cozen all true-hearted people;
Our gold and our silver has made them so fat,
That they lookt more big and mighty than
Paul’s steeple.
The freedome of subject they much did pretend,
But since they bore sway we never had any;
For every member promoted self-end,
Twelve Parliament men are now sold for one peny.
Full twelve years and more these crooks have sat,
To deceive and trick all the good-hearted people;
Our gold and our silver have made them so fat,
That they look bigger and more powerful than St. Paul’s steeple.
They pretended to care about the freedom of the people,
But since they took control, we haven’t had any;
For every member looked out for their own benefit,
Twelve Parliament members are now worth just a penny.
Their acts and their orders which they have
contrived,
Was still in conclusion to multiply riches:
The Common-wealth sweetly by these men have thrived,
As Lancashire did with the juncto of witches. [38]
p. 104Oh! our
freedome was chain’d to the Egyptian yoak,
As it hath been felt and endured by many,
Still making religion their author and cloak,
Twelve Parliament men shall be sold for a peny.
Their actions and orders that they devised,
Were ultimately aimed at increasing wealth:
The community has thrived thanks to these men,
Just like Lancashire did with the group of witches. [38]
p. 104Oh! our freedom was tied to the Egyptian yoke,
As many have felt and endured before,
Still using religion as their justification and disguise,
Twelve members of Parliament will be sold for a penny.
Both citie and countrey are almost undone
By these caterpillars, which swarm’d in the
nation;
Their imps and their goblins did up and downe run,
Excise-men, I meane, all knaves of a fashion:
For all the great treasure that dayly came in,
The souldier wants pay, ’tis well knowne by a
many;
To cheat and to cozen they held it no sinne,
Twelve Parliament men shall be sold for a peny.
Both the city and the country are nearly ruined
By these pests that have infested the nation;
Their minions and trickssters ran all around,
Tax collectors, I mean, all cut from the same cloth:
For all the great wealth that comes in daily,
The soldiers go unpaid, as many know well;
They thought it no sin to cheat and deceive,
Twelve Members of Parliament could be sold for a penny.
The land and the livings which these men have
had,
’Twould make one admire what use they’ve
made of it,
With plate and with jewels they have bin well clad,
The souldier fared hard whilst they got the
profit.
p. 105Our gold
and our silver to Holland they sent,
But being found out, this is knowne by a many,
That no one would owne it for feare of a shent,
Twelve Parliament men are sold for a peny.
The land and the wealth these guys have had,
It makes you wonder what they’ve done with it,
With fancy plates and jewels, they've been well-dressed,
While the soldier struggled, and they reaped the benefits.
p. 105They sent our gold and silver off to Holland,
But when it was discovered, many people knew,
That no one would admit it out of fear of shame,
Twelve members of Parliament are sold for a penny.
’Tis judged by most people that they were
the cause
Of England and Holland, their warring together, [39]
Both friends and dear lovers to break civill lawes,
And in cruell manner to kill one another.
What cared they how many did lose their dear lives,
So they by the bargain did get people’s
money,
Sitting secure like bees in their hives?
But twelve Parliament men are now sold for a
peny.
Most people believe that they were
The reason England and Holland went to war,
[39]
Both friends and dear lovers broke civil laws,
And cruelly killed each other.
What did they care about how many lost their lives,
As long as they made money off the deal,
Sitting safely like bees in their hives?
But now twelve parliament members are worth only a penny.
THE SECOND PART
To the same tune.
Same vibe.
They voted, unvoted,
as fancy did guide,
To passe away time, but increasing their treasure
(When Jack is on cock-horse hee’l galloping ride,
But falling at last, hee’l repent it at
leisure).
The widow, the fatherlesse, gentry and poore,
The tradesman and citizen, with a great many,
Have suffer’d full dearly to heap up their store;
But twelve Parliament men shall be sold for a
peny.
They voted, then unvoted,
as the fancier dictated,
To pass the time, but growing their wealth
(When Jack is on a toy horse he'll ride around,
But in the end, he'll regret it at his leisure).
The widow, the fatherless, the gentry and the poor,
The tradesmen and citizens, along with many others,
Have suffered greatly to pile up their savings;
But twelve members of Parliament will be sold for a penny.
p.
106These burdens and grievances England hath felt,
So long and so heavy, our hearts are e’en
broken,
Our plate, gold and silver, to themselves they’ve dealt
(All this is too true, in good time be it
spoken).
For a man to rise high and at last to fall low,
It is a discredit: this lot fals to many,
But ’tis no great matter these men to serve so,
Twelve Parliament men now are sold for a peny.
p. 106These burdens and complaints England has endured,
For so long and so heavily, our hearts are truly
broken,
Our wealth, both gold and silver, they’ve taken for themselves
(This is all too real, and it needs to be said).
For a man to rise up high only to fall low,
It’s a shame: this happens to many,
But it’s no big deal to serve these men,
Twelve members of Parliament are now worth just a penny.
The generall [40] perceiving their
lustfull desire
To covet more treasure, being puft with ambition,
By their acts and their orders to set all on fire,
Pretending religion to rout superstition:
He bravely commanded the souldiers to goe
In the Parliament-house, in defiance of any;
To which they consented, and now you doe know
That twelve Parliament men may be sold for a
peny.
The general [40] noticing their greedy desire
To want more wealth, filled with ambition,
By their actions and commands to ignite everything,
Pretending it's about religion to eliminate superstition:
He boldly ordered the soldiers to go
Into the Parliament House, defying anyone;
To which they agreed, and now you know
That twelve Parliament members can be bought for a penny.
The souldiers undaunted laid hold on the
mace,
And out of the chaire they removed the speaker:
The great ones was then in a pittifull case,
And Tavee cryd out, All her cold must forsake her.
[41]
Thus they were routed, pluckt out by the eares,
The House was soone empty and rid of a many
Usurpers, that sate there this thirteen long yeares;
Twelve Parliament men may be sold for a peny.
The soldiers fearlessly grabbed the mace,
And removed the speaker from the chair:
The powerful ones were then in a pitiful state,
And Tavee shouted, All her cold must leave her.
[41]
So they were defeated, dragged out by the ears,
The House was soon empty and cleared of many
Usurpers who had sat there for thirteen long years;
Twelve Parliament members might be sold for a penny.
p.
107To the Tower of London away they were sent,
As they have sent others by them captivated;
Oh what will become of this old Parliament
And all their compeers, that were royally stated.
What they have deserved I wish they may have,
And ’tis the desire I know of a many;
For us to have freedome, oh that will be brave!
But twelve Parliament men may be sold for a
peny.
p. 107They were sent off to the Tower of London,
Just like others who were taken captive;
Oh, what will happen to this old Parliament
And all their peers, who were once royally positioned.
What they deserve, I hope they will get,
And that's the wish of many, I know;
For us to have freedom, oh, that would be amazing!
But twelve members of Parliament might be worth just a penny.
Let’s pray for the generall and all his
brave traine,
He may be an instrument for England’s
blessing,
Appointed in heaven to free us againe,—
For this is the way of our burdens redressing:
For England to be in glory once more,
It would satisfy, I know, a great many;
But ending I say, as I said before,
Twelve Parliament men now are sold for a peny.
Let’s pray for the general and all his brave crew,
He may be a tool for England’s blessing,
Chosen in heaven to free us again,—
For this is how we lighten our burdens:
For England to be glorious once more,
It would please, I know, a lot of people;
But to end, I say, as I said before,
Twelve Parliament men are now sold for a penny.
A CHRISTMAS SONG WHEN THE RUMP WAS FIRST DISSOLVED.
From the King’s Pamphlets, British Museum. The Rump Parliament, in an excess of Puritanic acerbity, had abolished the observance of Christmas, and forbidden the eating of puddings and pies, as savouring of Popery.
From the King’s Pamphlets, British Museum. The Rump Parliament, in a burst of Puritan bitterness, had abolished the celebration of Christmas and banned the eating of puddings and pies, as they were seen as reminiscent of Catholicism.
Tune—“I tell thee, Dick.”
Tune—“I'm telling you, Dick.”
But such have been these times of late,
That holidays are out of date,
And holiness to boot;
For they that do despise and scorn
To keep the day that Christ was born,
Want holiness no doubt.
But these past times have been so strange,
That holidays just feel outdated,
And holiness along with it;
For those who look down and mock
The day that Christ was born,
Likely don’t want holiness either.
That Parliament that took away
The observation of that day,
We know it was not free;
For if it had, such acts as those
Had ne’er been seen in verse or prose,
You may conclude with me.
That Parliament that removed
The observance of that day,
We know it wasn't legitimate;
For if it had been, acts like those
Had never been seen in verse or prose,
You can agree with me.
’Twas that Assembly did maintain
’Twas law to kill their sovereign,
Who by that law must die;
Though God’s anointed ones are such,
Which subjects should not dare to touch,
Much less to crucify.
It was that Assembly that upheld
It was the law to kill their king,
Who by that law must die;
Though God’s anointed ones are like,
Subjects should not dare to touch,
Let alone to crucify.
’Twas that which turn’d our bishops
out
Of house and home, both branch and root,
And gave no reason why;
And all our clergy did expel,
That would not do like that rebel—
This no man can deny.
It was that which forced our bishops
out
of house and home, both branch and root,
and gave no reason why;
And all our clergy were kicked out,
that wouldn’t join that rebel—
this no one can deny.
They had no head for many years,
Nor heart (I mean the House of Peers),
And yet it did not die;
Of these long since it was bereft,
And nothing but the tail was left,
You know as well as I.
They had no leadership for many years,
Nor spirit (I mean the House of Peers),
And yet it didn't fade away;
It lost all of these long ago,
And nothing but the remnants were left,
You know just like I do.
And in this tail was a tongue,
Lenthal [42] I mean, whose fame hath rung
In country and in city;
Not for his worth or eloquence,
But for a rebel to his prince,
And neither wise nor witty.
And in this tail was a tongue,
Lenthal [42] I mean, whose fame has spread
In towns and cities;
Not for his value or speaking skills,
But for being a traitor to his king,
And neither clever nor funny.
This Speaker’s words must needs be
wind,
Since they proceeded from behind;
Besides, you way remember,
From thence no act could be discreet,
Nor could the sense o’ the House be sweet
Where Atkins was a member.
This Speaker's words have to be emptiness,
Since they came from behind;
Besides, you might remember,
From there, no action could be sensible,
Nor could the mood of the House be good
Where Atkins was a member.
This tale’s now done, the Speaker’s
dumb,
Thanks to the trumpet and the drum;
And now I hope to see
A Parliament that will restore
All things that were undone before,
That we may Christians be.
This tale is now over, and the Speaker’s quiet,
Thanks to the trumpet and the drum;
And now I hope to see
A Parliament that will bring back
All the things that were lost before,
So that we can be Christians again.
p. 110A FREE PARLIAMENT LITANY.
From the King’s Pamphlets,
British Museum.—(A. D. 1655.)
To the tune of “An Old Courtier of the
Queen’s.”
From the King’s Pamphlets,
British Museum.—(A. D. 1655.)
To the tune of “An Old Courtier of the Queen’s.”
More
ballads!—here’s a spick and span new supplication,
By order of a Committee for the Reformation,
To be read in all churches and chapels of this nation,
Upon pain of slavery and sequestration.
From fools and knaves in our Parliament free,
Libera nos, Domine.
More
ballads!—here’s a fresh new request,
By direction of a Committee for Reform,
To be read in all churches and chapels across this country,
Under threat of captivity and isolation.
From fools and crooks in our Parliament free,
Libera nos, Domine.
From those that ha’ more religion and
less conscience than their fellows;
From a representative that’s fearful and zealous;
From a starting jadish people that is troubled with the
yellows,
And a priest that blows the coal (a crack in his bellows);
From fools and knaves, etc.
From those who have more religion and less conscience than others;
From a representative who is fearful and zealous;
From a foolish, troubled people with their grievances;
And a priest who stirs the fire (a crack in his bellows);
From fools and knaves, etc.
From shepherds that lead their flocks into the
briars,
And then fleece ’em; from vow-breakers and king-tryers;
Of Church and Crown lands, from both sellers and buyers;
From the children of him that is the father of liars;
From fools and knaves, etc.
From shepherds who lead their flocks into the thorns,
And then shear them; from those who break promises and strive for power;
From both sellers and buyers of Church and Crown lands;
From the descendants of the one who is the father of lies;
From fools and tricksters, etc.
From major-generals, army officers, and that
phanatique crew;
From the parboil’d pimp Scot, and from Good-face the
Jew;
From old Mildmay, that in Cheapside mistook his queu,
And from him that won’t pledge—Give the devil his
due;
From fools and knaves, etc.
From major generals, army officers, and that fanatical group;
From the cooked-up hustler Scot, and from Good-face the Jew;
From old Mildmay, who in Cheapside got his queue wrong,
And from him who won’t drink—Give the devil his due;
From fools and crooks, etc.
From long-winded speeches, and not a wise
word;
From a gospel ministry settled by the sword;
From the act of a Rump, that stinks when ’tis
stirr’d;
From a knight of the post, and a cobbling lord;
From fools and knaves, etc.
From long-winded speeches, and not a smart word;
From a gospel ministry secured by force;
From the actions of a Rump, which smells bad when stirred;
From a hired knight and a patchwork lord;
From fools and crooks, etc.
From all the rich people that ha’ made us
poor;
From a Speaker that creeps to the House by a back-door;
From that badger, Robinson (that limps and bites sore);
And that dog in a doublet, Arthur—that will do so no
more;
From fools and knaves, etc.
From all the wealthy people who have made us poor;
From a Speaker who sneaks into the House through a back door;
From that sneaky guy, Robinson (who limps and hurts us);
And that guy in a jacket, Arthur—who won't get away with it anymore;
From idiots and deceivers, etc.
From all those that sat in the High Court of
Justice;
From usurpers that style themselves the people’s
trustees;
From an old Rump, in which neither profit nor gust is,
And from the recovery of that which now in the dust is;
From fools and knaves, etc.
From everyone who sat in the High Court of Justice;
From those who claim to be the people’s trustees;
From an old Rump, where there’s neither gain nor enjoyment,
And from the retrieval of what is now in the dust;
From fools and crooks, etc.
From a backsliding saint that pretend t’
acquiesce;
From crossing of proverbs (let ’um hang that confess);
From a sniveling cause, in a pontificall dress,
And two lawyers, with the devil and his dam in a mess;
From fools and knaves, etc.
From a wayward saint pretending to agree;
From the twisting of proverbs (let them hang who confess);
From a whiny issue, dressed in pomp;
And two lawyers, with the devil and his mom mixed up;
From fools and con artists, etc.
From those that trouble the waters to mend the
fishing,
And fight the Lord’s battles under the devil’s
commission,
Such as eat up the nation, whilst the government’s
a-dishing;
And from a people when it should be doing, stands wishing;
From fools and knaves, etc.
From those who stir up trouble to fix the fishing,
And battle for the Lord while taking orders from the devil,
Like those who devour the nation while the government is serving;
And from a people that, instead of acting, just stands around wishing;
From fools and knaves, etc.
From foreign invasion and commotions at
home;
From our present distraction, and from work to come;
From the same hand again Smectymnus, or the bum,
And from taking Geneva in our way to Rome;
From fools and knaves, etc.
From foreign invasions and unrest at home;
From our current distractions and the work ahead;
From the same group again, Smectymnus, or the bum,
And from passing through Geneva on our way to Rome;
From fools and tricksters, etc.
From a hundred thousand pound tax to keep
knaves by the score
(But it is well given to these that turn’d those out of
door);
From undoing ourselves in plaistering old sores;
He that set them a-work, let him pay their scores;
From fools and knaves, etc.
From a hundred thousand-pound tax to support a bunch of crooks
(But it’s fair to give it to those who kicked them out);
From messing things up by trying to fix old wounds;
Whoever put them to work should be the one to pay the bill;
From fools and crooks, etc.
From saints and tender consciences in buff;
From Mounson in a foam, and Haslerig in a huff;
From both men and women that think they never have enough;
And from a fool’s head that looks through a chain and a
duff;
From fools and knaves, etc.
From saints and gentle souls in armor;
From Mounson in a rage, and Haslerig in a tantrum;
From both men and women who believe they can never have enough;
And from a fool’s head that sees through a chain and a
stuff;
From fools and knaves, etc.
Preserve us, good Heaven, from entrusting
those
That ha’ much to get and little to lose;
That murther’d the father, and the son would depose
(Sure they can’t be our friends that are their
country’s foes);
From fools and knaves, etc.
Preserve us, good Heaven, from trusting
Those
Who have a lot to gain and little to lose;
Who murdered the father, and the son would betray
(They surely can’t be our friends if they’re enemies of their country);
From fools and knaves, etc.
From Bradshaw’s presumption, and from
Hoyle’s despairs;
From rotten members, blind guides, preaching aldermen, and false
may’rs;
From long knives, long ears, long parliaments, and long
pray’rs;
In mercy to this nation—Deliver us and our heirs;
From fools and knaves, etc.
From Bradshaw’s assumptions and Hoyle’s hopelessness;
From corrupt officials, blind leaders, preaching politicians, and fake mayors;
From long knives, big ears, lengthy parliaments, and endless prayers;
In mercy to this nation—Deliver us and our descendants;
From fools and crooks, etc.
THE MOCK SONG.
By T. J. With a reply by Alex. Brome.—(A.D. 1657.)
By T. J. With a reply by Alex. Brome.—(A.D. 1657.)
Hold, hold, quaff no
more,
But restore
If you can what you’ve lost by your drinking:
p. 115Three kingdoms and crowns,
With their cities and towns,
While the King and his progeny’s sinking.
The studs in your cheeks have obscured his star, boys,
Your drinking miscarriages in the late war, boys,
Have brought his prerogative now to the war, boys.
Stop, stop, don’t drink anymore,
But give back
If you can what you lost by drinking:
p. 115Three kingdoms and crowns,
With their cities and towns,
While the King and his heirs are struggling.
The marks on your cheeks have hidden his light, guys,
Your drinking failures in the recent war, guys,
Have now brought his power into the fight, guys.
Throw, throw down the
glass!
He’s an ass
That extracts all his worth from Canary;
That valour will shrink
That’s only good in
drink;
’Twas the cup made the camp to miscarry.
You thought in the world there’s no power could tame ye,
You tippled and whored till the foe overcame ye;
God’s nigs and Ne’er stir, sirs, has vanquish’d
God damn me.
Throw down the glass!
He's a fool
Who gets all his worth from Canary;
That courage will fade
That’s only good when drinking;
It was the drink that caused the camp to fail.
You thought nothing in the world could control you,
You drank and slept around until the enemy defeated you;
God's truth and never move, sirs, has conquered
God damn me.
Fly, fly from the coast,
Or you’re lost,
And the water will run where the drink went;
From hence you must slink,
If you have no chink,
’Tis the course of the royal delinquent;
You love to see beer-bowls turn’d over the thumb well,
You like three fair gamesters, four dice, and a drum well,
But you’d as lief see the devil as Fairfax or Cromwell.
Fly, fly from the coast,
Or you’re doomed,
And the water will flow where the drink went;
From here you must sneak,
If you don’t have a chance,
It’s the path of the royal misfit;
You love to see beer mugs flipped over the thumb well,
You enjoy three good players, four dice, and a drum well,
But you’d as soon see the devil as Fairfax or Cromwell.
Drink, drink not the
round,
You’ll be drown’d
In the source of your sack and your sonnets;
p. 116Try once more your fate
For the King against the State,
And go barter your beavers for bonnets.
You see how they’re charm’d by the King’s
enchanters,
And therefore pack hence to Virginia for planters,
For an act and two red-coats will rout all the ranters.
Drink, drink not the round,
You’ll be drowned
In the source of your wine and your poems;
p. 116Try once more your luck
For the King against the State,
And go trade your beavers for hats.
You see how they’re captivated by the King’s
enchanters,
And therefore head over to Virginia for planters,
For an act and two redcoats will drive off all the troublemakers.
THE ANSWER.
By Alex. Brome.
By Alex Brome.
Stay, stay, prate no more,
Lest thy brain, like thy purse, run the score,
Though thou
strain’st it;
Those are traitors in grain
That of sack do complain,
And rail by its
own power against it.
Those kingdoms and crowns which your poetry pities,
Are fall’n by the pride and hypocrisy of cities,
And not by those brains that love sack and good ditties;
The K. and his progeny had kept them from sinking,
Had they had no worse foes than the lads that love drinking,
We that tipple ha’ no leisure for plotting or thinking.
Stay, stay, stop talking,
Otherwise your mind, like your wallet, will be empty,
Even if you push it;
Those who complain about alcohol
Are betrayers at heart
And criticize it with their own strength.
The kingdoms and crowns that your poetry mourns,
Have fallen due to the pride and hypocrisy of cities,
Not because of those minds that enjoy drinks and good songs;
The king and his heirs could have saved them from collapsing,
If their only enemies were the guys who love to drink,
We who sip have no time for scheming or planning.
He is an ass
That doth throw down himself with a glass
p. 117Of
Canary;
He that’s quiet will think
Much the better of drink,
’Cause the
cups made the camp to miscarry.
You whore while we tipple, and there, my friend, you lie,
Your sports did determine in the month of July;
There’s less fraud in plain damme than your sly by my
truly;
’Tis sack makes our bloods both purer and warmer,
We need not your priest or the feminine charmer,
For a bowl of Canary’s a whole suit of armour.
He’s a fool
Who throws himself down with a drink
p. 117Of
Canary;
The quiet ones will think
Much better of a drink,
’Cause the drinks made the camp fail.
You sleep with others while we drink, and there, my friend, you lie,
Your games ended in July;
There’s less deceit in plain actions than your sneaky moves, truly;
It’s the wine that makes our spirits both purer and warmer,
We don’t need your priest or the charming woman,
Because a bowl of Canary is like a full suit of armor.
Hold, hold, not so fast,
Tipple on, for there is no such haste
To be going;
We drowning may fear,
But your end will be there
Where there is
neither swimming nor rowing.
We were gamesters alike, and our stakes were both down, boys,
But Fortune did favour you, being her own, boys;
And who would not venture a cast for a crown, boys?
Since we wear the right colours, he the worst of our foes is
That goes to traduce, and fondly supposes
That Cromwell’s an enemy to sack and red noses.
Hold on, hold on, not so fast,
Keep drinking, because there’s no need to rush
To leave;
We might be drowning in our fears,
But your end will come
Where there’s no swimming or rowing.
We were players in the same game, and we both put our money down, guys,
But Fortune favored you, being her favorite, guys;
And who wouldn’t take a chance for a crown, guys?
Since we’re wearing the right colors, the worst of our enemies is
The one who spreads lies, thinking
That Cromwell is against drinking and good times.
Then, then, quaff it
round,
No deceit in a brimmer is found;
Here’s no
swearing:
Beer and ale makes you prate
Of the Church and the State,
Wanting other
discourse worth the hearing.
p. 118This
strumpet your muse is, to ballad or flatter,
Or rail, and your betters with froth to bespatter,
And your talk’s all dismals and gunpowder matter;
But we, while old sack does divinely inspire us,
Are active to do what our rulers require us,
And attempt such exploits as the world shall admire us.
Then, let’s drink up,
There’s no dishonesty in a full cup;
There’s no swearing:
Beer and ale get you talking
About the Church and the State,
Lacking other conversation worth listening to.
p. 118This temptress is your muse, to sing or flatter,
Or complain, and slander your betters with that chatter,
And your talk’s all gloomy and explosive matters;
But we, while good wine divinely inspires us,
Are ready to do what our leaders require of us,
And aim for such feats that the world will admire us.
AS CLOSE AS A GOOSE.
By Samuel Butler.—(A.D. 1657.) This ballad ridicules the tender of the Crown of England to Oliver Cromwell by Alderman Pack, M.P. for London.
By Samuel Butler.—(A.D. 1657.) This ballad mocks the offer of the Crown of England to Oliver Cromwell made by Alderman Pack, M.P. for London.
As close as a
goose
Sat the Parliament-house,
To hatch the royal gull;
After much fiddle-faddle
The egg proved addle,
And Oliver came forth Noll.
As close as a
goose
Sat the Parliament-house,
To hatch the royal gull;
After a lot of nonsense
The egg turned out bad,
And Oliver came out Noll.
p.
119In a robe of cow hide
Sat yeasty Pride, [46]
With his dagger and his sling;
He was the pertinenst peer
Of all that were there,
T’ advise with such a king.
p. 119In a cowhide robe
Sat arrogant Pride, [46]
With his dagger and his sling;
He was the most relevant peer
Of all who were there,
To advise such a king.
A great philosopher
Had a goose for his lover
That follow’d him day and night:
If it be a true story,
Or but an allegory,
It may be both ways right.
A great philosopher
Had a goose as his partner
That followed him day and night:
If it's a true story,
Or just a metaphor,
It might be right either way.
Strickland [47] and his son,
Both cast into one,
Were meant for a single baron;
But when they came to sit,
There was not wit
Enough in them both to serve for one.
Strickland [47] and his son,
Both combined as one,
Were meant for a single lord;
But when they took their seats,
There wasn’t enough smarts
In either of them to count for one.
Wherefore ’twas thought good
To add Honeywood,
But when they came to trial
Each one proved a fool,
Yet three knaves in the whole,
And that made up a pair-royal.
Therefore, it was deemed a good idea
To include Honeywood,
But when they were tested
Everyone turned out to be a fool,
Yet there were three scoundrels in total,
And that formed a pair-royal.
p. 120THE PRISONERS.
Written when O. C. attempted to be King. By Alex. Brome.
Written when O. C. tried to become King. By Alex. Brome.
Come, a brimmer (my
bullies), drink whole ones or nothing,
Now healths have been voted down;
’Tis sack that can heat us, we care not for clothing,
A gallon’s as warm as a gown;
’Cause the
Parliament sees
Nor the former
nor these
Could engage us to drink their health,
They may vote
that we shall
Drink no healths
at all,
Not to King nor to Commonwealth,
So that now we must venture to drink ’em by stealth.
Come over, here’s to my bullies, we’ll drink it all or nothing,
Now that toasts have been shut down;
It’s wine that can warm us, we don’t care about clothes,
A gallon’s as cozy as a gown;
’Cause the
Parliament doesn’t see
Either the old or the new
Could get us to toast their health,
They may decide
That we shouldn’t
Toast to anyone at all,
Not to the King or the Commonwealth,
So now we have to sneak in a toast.
But we’ve found out a way that’s
beyond all their thinking;
To keep up good fellowship still,
We’ll drink their destruction that would destroy
drinking,—
Let ’um vote that a health if they
will.
Those men that
did fight,
And did pray day
and night
For the Parliament and its attendant,
Did make all
that bustle
The King out to
justle,
And bring in the Independent,
But now we all clearly see what was the end on’t.
But we’ve discovered a way that goes beyond their thinking;
To maintain good camaraderie,
We’ll toast to their downfall that would ruin drinking,—
Let them vote that a health if they want.
Those men who
Fought
And prayed day and night
For Parliament and its supporters,
Created all that chaos
To push out the King,
And bring in the Independents,
But now we all clearly see what the outcome was.
p.
121Now their idols thrown down with their sooter-kin
also,
About which they did make such a pother;
And tho’ their contrivance did make one thing to fall
so,
We have drank ourselves into another;
And now (my
lads) we
May still
Cavaliers be,
In spite of the Committee’s frown;
We will drink
and we’ll sing,
And each health
to our King
Shall be loyally drunk in the ‘Crown,’
Which shall be the standard in every town.
p. 121Now that their idols are toppled along with their followers,
About which they made such a fuss;
And though their schemes caused one thing to collapse,
We've drowned our sorrows in another;
And now (my friends) we
Can still be Cavaliers,
Despite the Committee’s disapproval;
We’ll drink and we’ll sing,
And every toast to our King
Will be loyally raised in the ‘Crown,’
Which will be the symbol in every town.
Their politick would-be’s do but show
themselves asses
That other men’s calling invade;
We only converse with pots and with glasses,
Let the rulers alone with their trade;
The Lyon of the
Tower
There estates
does devour,
Without showing law for’t or reason;
Into prison we
get
For the crime
called debt,
Where our bodies and brains we do season,
And that is ne’er taken for murder or treason.
Their political pretenders just show themselves to be fools
Invading other people’s professions;
We only talk with bottles and glasses,
Let the leaders deal with their own affairs;
The Lion of the Tower
Devours their estates,
Without providing any laws or reasons;
We end up in prison
For the so-called crime of debt,
Where we waste both our bodies and minds,
And that’s never considered murder or treason.
Where our ditties still be, Give’s more
drink, give’s more drink, boys.
Let those that are frugal take care;
Our gaolers and we will live by our chink, boys,
While our creditors live by the air;
Here we live at
our ease,
And get craft
and grease,
p.
122’Till we’ve merrily spent all our store;
Then, as drink
brought us in,
’Twill
redeem us agen;
We got in because we were poor,
And swear ourselves out on the very same score.
Where our songs still are, give us more drinks, boys.
Let those who are careful look after themselves;
Our jailers and we will live off our coins, boys,
While our creditors survive on thin air;
Here we live at our ease,
And get craft and grease,
p. 122Until we’ve happily spent all we have;
Then, as drink brought us in,
It’ll free us again;
We got in because we were broke,
And we'll swear ourselves out on the very same reason.
THE PROTECTING BREWER.
This was apparently written as a parody on the Brewer, in Pills to purge Melancholy, 1682. The original was too complimentary to Oliver Cromwell, asserted by the Royalists to have been a brewer in early life, to suit the taste of the Cavaliers, and hence the alteration made in it. Such compliments as the following must have proceeded from a writer of the opposite party.
This was clearly written as a parody of the Brewer in Pills to Purge Melancholy, 1682. The original was too flattering toward Oliver Cromwell, who the Royalists claimed was a brewer in his younger days, to appeal to the Cavaliers, leading to the changes made. Compliments like the following must have come from a writer on the other side.
Some Christian kings began to quake,
And said With the brewer no quarrel we’ll make,
We’ll let him alone; as he brews let him bake;
Which nobody can deny.
Some Christian kings started to get nervous,
And said, "We won't argue with the brewer,
We'll leave him be; let him brew and bake;"
Which nobody can deny.
He had a strong and a very stout heart,
And thought to be made an Emperor for’t,
* * * * *
Which nobody can deny.
He had a strong and very brave heart,
And believed he was destined to become an Emperor for it,
* * * * *
Which no one can deny.
A Brewer may be a
burgess grave,
And carry the matter so fine and so brave,
That he the better may play the knave,
Which nobody can deny.
A Brewer might be a serious town member,
And handle things so well and with such flair,
That he can more easily act like a deceiver,
Which nobody can argue against.
A brewer may put on a Nabal face,
And march to the wars with such a grace
That he may get a captain’s place;
Which nobody, etc.
A brewer can put on a serious look,
And head off to battle with such style
That he might earn a captain's spot;
Which nobody, etc.
A brewer may speak so wondrous well
That he may rise (strange things to tell),
And so be made a colonel;
Which nobody, etc.
A brewer can talk so impressively
That he might get promoted (what a tale),
And become a colonel;
Which nobody, etc.
A brewer may be all in all,
And raise his powers, both great and small,
That he may be a lord general;
Which nobody, etc.
A brewer can be everything,
And enhance his skills, both big and small,
So he can be a commanding leader;
Which nobody, etc.
A brewer may be like a fox in a cub,
And teach a lecture out of a tub,
And give the wicked world a rub;
Which nobody, etc.
A brewer might be like a fox in a den,
And teach a lesson from a tub,
And give the unruly world a nudge;
Which nobody, etc.
A brewer, by’s excise and rate,
Will promise his army he knows what,
And set upon the college-gate;
Which nobody, etc.
A brewer, by his taxes and fees,
Will assure his followers he knows what,
And take on the college gate;
Which nobody, etc.
Methinks I hear one say to me,
Pray why may not a brewer be
Lord Chancellor o’ the University?
Which nobody, etc.
Methinks I hear someone say to me,
Please tell me why a brewer can't be
Lord Chancellor of the University?
Which nobody, etc.
A brewer may be as bold as Hector,
When as he had drank his cup o’ Nectar,
And a brewer may be a Lord Protector;
Which nobody, etc.
A brewer can be as daring as Hector,
When he's had his drink of Nectar,
And a brewer can be a Lord Protector;
Which nobody, etc.
Now here remains the strangest thing,
How this brewer about his liquor did bring
To be an emperor or a king;
Which nobody, etc.
Now here remains the strangest thing,
How this brewer about his liquor did bring
To be an emperor or a king;
Which nobody, etc.
THE ARRAIGNMENT OF THE DEVIL FOR STEALING AWAY PRESIDENT BRADSHAW.
John Bradshaw, who had presided over the court of justice which condemned Charles I. to the scaffold, and who by his extreme republican principles had rendered himself obnoxious to Cromwell, began again to be distinguished in public affairs after the Protector’s death, and was elected President of the Council of State. He did not live long to enjoy this honour, but died, according to some authorities, on the 31st October, 1659. Chalmers places his death on the 22nd of November in that year.
John Bradshaw, who had led the court that sentenced Charles I to execution, and whose strong republican beliefs had made him unpopular with Cromwell, began to regain prominence in public affairs after the Protector's death, and was elected President of the Council of State. He didn't live long enough to enjoy this honor, as he died, according to some sources, on October 31, 1659. Chalmers states that he died on November 22 of the same year.
To the tune of “Well-a-day, well-a-day.”
To the tune of “Well-a-day, well-a-day.”
If you’ll hear
news that’s ill,
Gentlemen, gentlemen,
Against the devil, I will
Be the relator;
Arraigned he must be,
For that feloniously,
’Thout due solemnity,
He took a traitor.
If you hear bad news,
Gentlemen, gentlemen,
I will be the one to bring it
To the devil;
He must be charged,
For that crime, without due process,
He took a traitor.
Virtue in Charles did seem
Eagerly, eagerly,
And villainy in him
To vye for glory.
Majesty so compleat
And impudence so great
Till that time never met:—
But to my story.
Virtue in Charles really did seem
Eagerly, eagerly,
And villainy in him
To compete for glory.
Majesty so complete
And boldness so extreme
Never met until that time:—
But to my story.
Accusers there will be,
Bitter ones, bitter ones,
More than one, two, or three,
All full of spight;
Hangman and tree so tall,
Bridge, tower, and city-wall,
Kite and crow, which were all
Robb’d of their right.
Accusers will be there,
Bitter ones, bitter ones,
More than one, two, or three,
All full of spite;
Hangman and tall tree,
Bridge, tower, and city wall,
Kite and crow, all of them
Robbed of their rights.
But judges none are fit,
Shame it is, shame it is,
That twice seven years did sit
To give hemp-string dome;
The friend they would befriend,
That he might in the end
To them like favour lend,
In his own kingdome.
But no judges are suitable,
It's a shame, it's a shame,
That for fourteen years they sat
To give a hemp-string crown;
The friend they wanted to help,
So that in the end
He might return the favor,
In his own kingdom.
The charge they wisely frame
(On with it, on with it)
In that yet unknown name
Of supream power;
While six weeks hence by vote
Shall be or it shall not,
When Monk’s to London got [48]
In a good hour.
The charge they wisely present
(Let's go, let's go)
In that yet unknown name
Of supreme authority;
While six weeks from now, by vote
It will be decided or it won’t,
When Monk makes it to London [48]
At a fortunate time.
But twelve good men and true,
Caveliers, Caveliers,
He excepts against you;
Justice he fears.
From bar and pulpit hee
Craves such as do for fee
Serve all turns, for he’l be
Try’d by his peers.
But twelve honest men,
Gentlemen, Gentlemen,
He's got a problem with you;
He's afraid of justice.
From the courtroom and the pulpit he
Requests those who, for a fee,
Will serve all purposes, for he’ll be
Tried by his peers.
Satan, y’ are guilty found
By your peers, by your peers,
And must die above ground!
Look for no pity;
Some of our ministry,
Whose spir’ts with yours comply,
p. 127As Owen,
Caryl, Nye, [49]
For death shall fit ’ee.
Satan, you've been found guilty
By your peers, by your peers,
And you must die above ground!
Don’t look for any pity;
Some in our ministry,
Whose spirits align with yours,
p. 127Like Owen,
Caryl, Nye, [49]
For death awaits you.
Dread judges, mine own limb
I but took, I but took,
I was forced without him
To use a crutch;
Some of the robe can tell
How to supply full well
His place here, but in hell
I had none such.
Dread judges, my own support
I just took, I just took,
I was forced without him
To use a crutch;
Some of the robe can tell
How to supply quite well
His place here, but in hell
I had no such thing.
Divel, you are an asse,
Plain it is, plain it is,
And weakly plead the case;
Your wits are lost.
Some lawyers will outdo’t,
When shortly they come to’t;
Your craft, our gold to boot,
They have ingross’d.
Divel, you're an idiot,
It's obvious, it's obvious,
And you weakly argue your point;
You've lost your mind.
Some lawyers will excel,
When they get down to it;
Your skills, along with our money,
They've taken over.
But if I die, who am
King of hell, King of hell,
You will not quench its flame,
But find it worse:
Confused anarchy
Will a new torment be;
Ne’r did these kingdoms three
Feel such a curse.
But if I die, who am
King of hell, King of hell,
You won't put out its fire,
But it'll be even worse:
Chaotic anarchy
Will be a new torment;
Never did these three kingdoms
Feel such a curse.
To our promotion, sir,
There as here, there as here,
Through some confused stir
Doth the high-road lie;
In hell we need not fear
Nor King nor Cavalier,
Who then shall dominere
But we the godly?
To our promotion, sir,
There as here, there as here,
Through some confused stir
Lies the high road;
In hell we need not fear
Nor King nor Cavalier,
Who then shall dominate
But we the godly?
Truth, then, sirs, which of old
Was my shame, was my shame,
Shall now to yours be told:
You caused his death;
The house being broken by
Yourselves (there’s burglary),
Wrath enter’d forcibly,
And stopt his breath.
Truth, then, gentlemen, which in the past
Was my disgrace, was my disgrace,
Shall now be revealed to you:
You caused his death;
The home was invaded by
Yourselves (that’s burglary),
Anger entered forcefully,
And stopped his breath.
For mercy then I call,
Good my lords, good my lords,
And traytors I’le leave all
Duly to end it;
Sir, sir, ’tis frivolous,
As well for you as us,
To beg for mercy thus,—
Our crimes transcend it.
For mercy, I plead,
Please, my lords, please, my lords,
And I’ll leave the traitors
To face their fate;
Sir, sir, it’s pointless,
As much for you as for us,
To beg for mercy this way—
Our crimes go beyond it.
You must die out of hand,
Satanas, Satanas:
This our decree shall stand
Without controll;
And we for you will pray,
Because the Scriptures say,
When some men curse you, they
Curse their own soul.
You must die right now,
Satan, Satan:
This decree will stay
Without question;
And we will pray for you,
Because the Scriptures say,
When some people curse you, they
Curse their own soul.
The fiend to Tiburn’s gone,
There to die, there to die;
Black is the north, anon
Great storms will be;
Therefore together now
I leave him and th’ gallow,—
So, newes-man, take ’em now,
Soon they’l take thee.
The villain's gone to Tiburn,
There to die, there to die;
The north is dark, soon
Big storms will come;
So, we're parting ways now
I leave him and the gallows,—
So, newsman, take them now,
Soon they'll come for you.
Finis, Fustis, Funis.
Finis, Fustis, Funis.
p. 130A NEW BALLAD TO AN OLD TUNE,—TOM OF BEDLAM.
January 17th, 1659.—From the King’s Ballads, British Museum.
January 17, 1659.—From the King's Ballads, British Museum.
Make room for an
honest red-coat
(And that you’ll say’s a wonder),
The gun and the blade
Are the tools, and his trade
Is, for pay, to kill and
plunder.
Then away with the laws,
And the “Good old
Cause;”
Ne’er talk of the Rump or the Charter;
’Tis the cash does the
feat,
All the rest’s but a
cheat,
Without that there’s no faith nor quarter.
Create room for an
honest red-coat
(And you'll say that's a wonder),
The gun and the blade
Are the tools, and his job
Is, for pay, to kill and plunder.
Then forget the laws,
And the “Good old Cause;”
Don’t talk about the Rump or the Charter;
It’s the cash that gets it done,
All the rest is just a scam,
Without that there’s no trust or mercy.
’Tis the mark of our coin “God
with us,”
And the grace of the Lord goes along
with’t.
When the Georges are
flown
Then the Cause goes down,
For the Lord has departed from it.
Then away, etc.
’It's the mark of our currency “God with us,”
And the grace of the Lord follows it.
When the Georges are gone
Then the Cause collapses,
For the Lord has left it.
Then away, etc.
For Rome, or for Geneva,
For the table or the altar,
This spawn of a vote,
He cares not a groat—
For the pence he’s your dog in a
halter,
Then away, etc.
For Rome, or for Geneva,
For the table or the altar,
This product of a vote,
He doesn't care at all—
For the pence he’s your loyal dog in a
halter,
Then away, etc.
When our masters are poor we leave
’em,
’Tis the Golden Calf we bow to;
We kill and we slay
Not for conscience, but pay;
Give us that, we’ll fight for you
too.
Then away, etc.
When our masters are broke, we ditch them,
It’s the Golden Calf we worship;
We kill and we harm
Not out of conscience, but for money;
Give us that, and we’ll fight for you too.
Then away, etc.
’Twas that first turn’d the
King out;
The Lords next; then the Commons:
’Twas that kept up Noll,
Till the Devil fetch’d his
soul,
And then it set the Rump on’s.
Then away, etc.
’Twas that first kicked the King out;
The Lords next; then the Commons:
’Twas that kept Noll going,
Until the Devil took his soul,
And then it put the Rump in charge.
Then away, etc.
Drunken Dick was a lame Protector,
And Fleetwood a back-slider;
These we served as the rest,
But the City’s the beast
That will never cast her rider.
Then away, etc.
Drunken Dick was a useless protector,
And Fleetwood was a turncoat;
We served these just like the others,
But the City’s the monster
That will never let go of its rider.
Then away, etc.
When the Mayor holds the stirrup
And the Shrieves cry, God save your honours;
Then ’tis but a jump
And up goes the Rump,
That will spur to the Devil upon us.
Then away, etc.
When the Mayor holds the stirrup
And the Sheriffs shout, God save you, sirs;
Then it’s just a leap
And up goes the Rump,
That will kick us all the way to hell.
Then away, etc.
When your plate is gone, and your jewels,
You must be next entreated
To part with your bags,
And to strip you to rags,
And yet not think you’re cheated.
Then away, etc.
When your plate is empty, and your jewels,
You’ll be next asked
To give up your bags,
And be stripped down to rags,
And still not feel cheated.
Then away, etc.
The truth is, the town deserves it,
’Tis a brainless, heartless monster:
At a club they may bawl,
Or declare at their hall,
And yet at a push not one stir.
Then away, etc.
The truth is, the town deserves it,
It's a mindless, heartless monster:
At a club they might shout,
Or declare at their hall,
And yet when it matters not one moves.
Then away, etc.
Sir Arthur vow’d he’ll treat
’em
Far worse than the men of Chester;
He’s bold now they’re
cow’d,
But he was nothing so loud
When he lay in the ditch at Lester.
Then away, etc.
Sir Arthur swore he’d treat them Far worse than the men of Chester; He’s brave now that they’re scared, But he wasn’t so loud When he was lying in the ditch at Lester. Then away, etc.
The Lord has left John Lambert,
And the spirit, Feak’s anointed;
But why, O Lord,
Hast thou sheath’d thy
sword?
Lo! thy saints are disappointed.
Then away, etc.
The Lord has abandoned John Lambert,
And the spirit, Feak’s chosen one;
But why, O Lord,
Have you sheathed your
sword?
Look! your saints are let down.
Then away, etc.
Whilst divines and statesmen wrangle,
Let the Rump-ridden nation bite on’t;
There are none but we
That are sure to go free,
For the soldier’s still in the right
on’t.
Then away, etc.
While religious leaders and politicians argue,
Let the troubled nation deal with it;
We are the only ones
Who are guaranteed to be free,
Because the soldier is still justified in this.
So let's go, etc.
If our masters won’t supply us
With money, food, and clothing,
Let the State look to’t,
We’ll find one that will
do’t,
Let him live—we will not damn.
Then away, etc.
If our bosses won’t give us
Money, food, and clothes,
The State can take care of it,
We’ll find someone who will
Let him live—we won’t judge.
Then away, etc.
SAINT GEORGE AND THE DRAGON,
ANGLICE MERCURIUS POETICUS.
“The following ballad,” says Mr Wright in the Political Ballads of the Commonwealth, published for the Percy Society, “was written on the occasion of the overthrow of the Rump by Monck. He arrived in London on the third of February, and professed himself a determined supporter of the party then uppermost. On the ninth and tenth he executed their orders against the city; but suddenly on the eleventh he joined the city and the Presbyterian party, and demanded the readmission p. 134of the members who were secluded formerly from the Long Parliament. This measure put an end to the reign of the Rump, and immediately afterwards the Parliament dissolved itself, and a new one was called.—(February 28th, 1659.)”—All the notes to this Ballad are from the pen of Mr Wright.
“The following ballad,” says Mr. Wright in the Political Ballads of the Commonwealth, published for the Percy Society, “was written when Monck overthrew the Rump. He arrived in London on February 3rd and claimed to be a committed supporter of the ruling party. On the 9th and 10th, he carried out their commands against the city; but suddenly on the 11th, he switched sides, aligned with the city and the Presbyterian party, and demanded the re-admission p. 134of the members who had previously been excluded from the Long Parliament. This action ended the Rump's control, and shortly after, the Parliament dissolved itself and a new one was summoned.—(February 28th, 1659.)”—All the notes to this Ballad are written by Mr. Wright.
To the tune of “The Old Courtier of the Queen’s,” etc.
To the tune of “The Old Courtier of the Queen’s,” etc.
News! news!
here’s the occurrences and a new Mercurius,
A dialogue betwixt Haselrigg the baffled and Arthur the
furious;
With Ireton’s [50] readings upon
legitimate and spurious,
Proving that a saint may be the son of a whore, for the
satisfaction of the curious.
From a Rump
insatiate as the sea,
Libera nos,
Domine.
Updates! news!
Here are the events and a new Mercurius,
A dialogue between Haselrigg the confused and Arthur the
angry;
With Ireton’s [50] readings on
genuine and false,
Proving that a saint can be the child of a prostitute, for the
curiosity of the interested.
From a Rump
insatiable as the sea,
Libera nos,
Domine.
Here’s the true reason of the
citie’s infatuation,
Ireton has made it drunk with the cup of abomination;
That is, the cup of the whore, after the Geneva
Interpretation,
Which with the juyce of Titchburn’s grapes [51] must needs cause intoxication.
From a Rump,
etc.
Here’s the real reason for the city’s obsession,
Ireton has gotten it drunk on a cup of wickedness;
That is, the cup of the immoral woman, according to the Geneva
Interpretation,
Which with the juice of Titchburn’s grapes [51] will definitely cause intoxication.
From a Rump,
etc.
p.
135Here’s the Whipper whipt by a friend to George,
that whipp’d Jack, [52] that whipp’d
the breech,
That whipp’d the nation as long as it could stand over
it—after which
It was itself re-jerk’d by the sage author of this
speech:
“Methinks a Rump should go as well with a Scotch spur as
with a switch.”
From a Rump,
etc.
p. 135Here’s the Whipper being scolded by a friend to George,
that scolded Jack, [52] that scolded
the bottom,
That scolded the country as long as it could handle
it—after which
It was itself rebuked by the wise author of this
speech:
“I think a Rump should go just as well with a Scotch spur as
with a switch.”
From a Rump,
etc.
This Rump hath many a rotten and unruly
member;
“Give the generall the oath!” cries one (but his
conscience being a little tender);
p.
136“I’ll abjure you with a pestilence!”
quoth George, “and make you remember
The ’leaventh of February [53] longer than the
fifth of November!”
From a Rump,
etc.
This group has a lot of troublesome and unruly members;
“Make the general take the oath!” one yells (but he's feeling a bit guilty);
p. 136“I'll curse you with a plague!” George retorts, “and make you remember
February 11th [53] longer than November 5th!”
From a Rump,
etc.
With that, Monk leaves (in Rump assembled) the
three estates,
But oh! how the citizens hugg’d him for breaking down their
gates,
For tearing up their posts and chaynes, and for clapping up their
mates [54]
(When they saw that he brought them plasters for their broken
pates).
From a Rump,
etc.
With that, Monk leaves (in Rump assembled) the three estates,
But oh! how the citizens hugged him for breaking down their gates,
For tearing up their posts and chains, and for gathering up their friends [54]
(When they saw that he brought them bandages for their broken heads).
From a Rump,
etc.
In truth this ruffle put the town in great
disorder,
Some knaves (in office) smiled, expecting ’twould go
furder;
But at the last, “My life on’t! George is no
Rumper,” said the Recorder,
“For there never was either honest man or monk of that
order.”
From a Rump,
etc.
In reality, this uproar threw the town into chaos,
Some shady characters (in power) grinned, thinking it would escalate;
But in the end, “I bet on it! George isn’t a Rump,” said the Recorder,
“For there has never been an honest man or monk of that sort.”
From a Rump,
etc.
His Excellence had no sooner pass’d this
declaration and promise,
But in steps Secretary Scot, the Rump’s man Thomas,
With Luke, their lame evangelist (the Devil keep ’um from
us!) [55]
To shew Monk what precious members of Church and State the Bumm
has.
From a Rump,
etc.
His Excellency had barely made this declaration and promise,
when Secretary Scot, the Rump’s man Thomas,
entered with Luke, their lame evangelist (may the Devil keep him away from us!) [55]
to show Monk what valuable members of Church and State the Bumm has.
From a Rump,
etc.
And now comes the supplication of the members
under the rod:
“Nay, my Lord!” cryes the brewer’s clerk;
“good, my Lord, for the love of God!
Consider yourself, us, and this poor nation, and that tyrant
abroad;
Don’t leave us:”—but George gave him a shrugg
instead of a nodd.
From a Rump,
etc.
And now comes the plea from the members under the rod:
“No, my Lord!” cries the brewer’s clerk;
“Please, my Lord, for the love of God!
Think of yourself, us, and this poor nation, and that tyrant
overseas;
Don’t abandon us:”—but George just shrugged at him instead of nodding.
From a Rump,
etc.
Never were wretched members in so sad a
plight;
Some were broyl’d, some toasted, others burnt outright; [56]
Nay against Rumps so pittylesse was their rage and spite,
That not a citizen would kisse his wife that night.
From a Rump,
etc.
Never have such miserable people been in such a bad situation;
Some were boiled, some toasted, others burned to a crisp; [56]
Indeed, their anger and hatred were so fierce against the Rumps
That not a single citizen would kiss his wife that night.
From a Rump,
etc.
But Providence, their old friend, brought these
saints off at last,
And through the pikes and the flames undismember’d they
past,
Although (God wet) with many struglings and much hast,—
For, members, or no members, was but a measuring cast.
From a Rump,
etc.
But Providence, their old friend, finally helped these saints out,
And through the pikes and flames, they passed unharmed,
Although, thank God, it took many struggles and a lot of speed,—
Because, members or no members, it was just a risky bet.
From a Rump,
etc.
Being come to Whitehall, there’s the
dismal mone,
“Let Monk be damn’d!” cries Arthur in a
terrible tone [57]—
“That traytor, and those cuckoldy rogues that set him
on!”
(But tho’ the knight spits blood, ’tis observed that
he draws none.)
From a Rump,
etc.
Being at Whitehall, there's the gloomy sound,
“Damn Monk!” shouts Arthur in a furious tone [57]—
“That traitor, and those cowardly punks who encouraged him!”
(But even though the knight looks furious, it’s noted that he doesn’t draw any blood.)
From a Rump, etc.
p.
140“The plague bawle you!” cries Harry Martin,
“you have brought us to this condition, [58]
You must be canting and be plagued, with your Barebones petition,
[59]
And take in that bull-headed, splay-footed member of the
circumcision,
That bacon-faced Jew, Corbet, [60] that son of
perdition!”
From a Rump,
etc.
Here’s the tail firk’d, a piece
acted lately with great applause,
With a plea for the prerogative breech and the Good old Cause,
Proving that Rumps and members are antienter than laws,
And that a bumme divided is never the worse for the flawes.
From a Rump,
etc.
Here’s the tail forked, a piece
performed recently to great acclaim,
With a case for the right to protest and the Good Old Cause,
Proving that factions and members are older than laws,
And that a divided bottom is never worse for the flaws.
From a Rump,
etc.
But all things have their period and fate,
An Act of Parliament dissolves a Rump of state,
Members grow weak, and tayles themselves run out of date,
And yet thou shalt not dye (dear breech), thy fame I’ll
celebrate.
From a Rump,
etc.
But everything has its time and destiny,
An Act of Parliament ends a government,
Members become weak, and their terms expire,
Yet you won't fade away (dear butt), I’ll celebrate your legacy.
From a Rump,
etc.
p.
143Here lies a pack of saints that did their souls and
country sell
For dirt, the Devil was their good lord, him they served well;
By his advice they stood and acted, and by his president they
fell
(Like Lucifer), making but one step betwixt heaven and hell.
From a Rump
insatiate as the sea
Liberasti nos,
Domine.
p. 143Here lies a group of saints who sold their souls and country
For nothing, the Devil was their master, and they served him well;
By his guidance, they took action, and by his example, they fell
(Like Lucifer), with just one step separating heaven and hell.
From a Rump
insatiable as the sea
Liberasti nos, Domine.
THE SECOND PART OF ST GEORGE FOR ENGLAND.
To the tune of “To drive the
cold winter away.”
(March 7, 1659.)
To the tune of “To drive the cold winter away.”
(March 7, 1659.)
Now the Rump is confounded
There’s an end of the Roundhead,
Who hath been such a bane to our nation;
He hath now play’d his part,
And’s gone out like a f—,
Together with his reformation;
For by his good favour
He hath left a bad savour;
But’s no matter, we’ll trust him no more.
Kings and queens may appear
Once again in our sphere,
Now the knaves are turn’d out of door,
And drive the cold winter away.
Now the Rump is confused
There’s an end to the Roundhead,
Who has been such a curse to our country;
He has now played his part,
And is gone out like a f—,
Along with his reformation;
Because of his efforts
He has left a bad taste;
But it doesn’t matter, we won’t trust him anymore.
Kings and queens may appear
Once again in our realm,
Now that the villains are out the door,
And drive the cold winter away.
p. 144Scot, Nevil, and Vane,
With the rest of that train,
Are into Oceana [63] fled;
Sir Arthur the brave,
That’s as arrant a knave,
Has Harrington’s Rota in’s head; [64]
But hee’s now full of cares
For his foals and his mares,
As when he was routed before;
But I think he despairs,
By his arms or his prayers,
To set up the Rump any more,
And drive the cold winter away.
p. 144Scot, Nevil, and Vane,
Along with the rest of that crew,
Have fled into Oceana [63];
Sir Arthur, the brave,
Who's quite the rogue,
Holds Harrington’s Rota in his head;[64]
But he’s now full of worries
About his foals and his mares,
Just like when he was defeated before;
But I think he’s losing hope,
Either through his arms or his prayers,
To revive the Rump anymore,
And chase away the cold winter.
I should never have
thought
That a monk could have wrought
Such a reformation so soon;
That House which of late
Was the jakes of our state
Will ere long be a house of renown.
How good wits did jump
In abusing the Rump,
Whilst the House was prest by the rabble;
p.
145But our Hercules, Monk,
Though it grievously stunk,
Now hath cleansed that Augean stable,
And drive the cold winter away.
I should never have thought
That a monk could have made
Such a transformation so quickly;
That House which recently
Was the mess of our state
Will soon become a house of fame.
How clever minds did agree
In mocking the Rump,
While the House was pressured by the crowd;
p. 145But our Hercules, Monk,
Though it smelled really bad,
Now has cleaned that Augean stable,
And chased the cold winter away.
And now Mr Prynne [65]
With the rest may come in,
And take their places again;
For the House is made sweet
For those members to meet,
Though part of the Rump yet remain;
Nor need they to fear,
Though his breeches be there,
Which were wrong’d both behind and before;
For he saith ’twas a chance,
And forgive him this once,
And he swears he will do so no more,
And drive the cold winter away.
And now Mr. Prynne [65]
The rest can come in,
And take their places again;
Because the House is nice
For those members to meet,
Even though part of the Rump still remains;
They don’t need to worry,
Even if his pants are there,
Which were messed up both front and back;
Because he says it was an accident,
And to forgive him this once,
And he promises he won't do it again,
And chase the cold winter away.
’Tis true there are
some
Who are still for the Bum;
Such tares will grow up with the wheat;
And there they will be, till a Parliament come
That can give them a total defeat.
But yet I am told
That the Rumpers do hold
That the saints may swim with the tyde;
p.
146Nor can it be treason,
But Scripture and reason,
Still to close with the stronger side,
And drive the cold winter away.
It’s true that there are
some
Who still support the Rump;
Some weeds will grow up with the wheat;
And they will stay there until a Parliament comes
That can completely defeat them.
But still I hear
That the Rumpers believe
That the saints can go with the flow;
p. 146And it can’t be considered treason,
But rather Scripture and reason,
Still to align with the stronger side,
And push the cold winter away.
Those lawyers o’
th’ House—
As Baron Wild-goose, [66]
With Treason Hill, Whitlock, and Say—
Were the bane of our laws
And our Good old Cause,
And ’twere well if such were away.
Some more there are to blame,
Whom I care not to name,
That are men of the very same ranks;
’Mongst whom there is one,
That to Devil Barebone
For his ugly petition gave thanks,
And drive the cold winter
away.
Those lawyers in the House—
As Baron Wild-goose, [66]
With Treason Hill, Whitlock, and Say—
Were the downfall of our laws
And our Good old Cause,
And it would be better if they were gone.
There are some more to blame,
Whom I won't name,
That are men of the same kind;
Among them is one,
Who thanked Devil Barebone
For his awful petition,
And chased the cold winter away.
But I hope by this time
He’ll confess ’twas a crime
To abet such a damnable crew;
p.
147Whose petition was drawn
By Alcoran Vane,
Or else by Corbet the Jew. [67]
By it you may know
What the Rump meant to do,
And what a religion to frame;
So ’twas time for St George
That Rump to disgorge,
And to send it from whence it first came;
Then drive the cold winter
away.
But I hope by now
He'll admit it was wrong
To support such a terrible group;
p. 147Whose petition was created
By Alcoran Vane,
Or else by Corbet the Jew. [67]
With it, you can see
What the Rump planned to do,
And what kind of religion to establish;
So it was time for St George
To get rid of that Rump,
And send it back to where it came from;
Then drive the cold winter
away.
A NEW-YEAR’S GIFT FOR THE RUMP.
(January 1659–60.)—From a broadside, vol. xv. in the King’s Pamphlets.
(January 1659–60.)—From a broadside, vol. xv. in the King’s Pamphlets.
“The condition of the State was thus: viz. the Rump, after being disturbed by my Lord Lambert, was lately returned to sit again. The officers of the army all forced to yield. Lawson lies still in the river, and Monk is with his army in Scotland. Only my Lord Lambert is not yet come in to the Parliament, nor is it expected that he will without being forced to it. The new Common Council of the city do speak very high; and had sent to Monk their sword-bearer to acquaint him with their desires for a free and full Parliament, which is at present the desires, and the hopes, and the expectations of all. Twenty-two of the old secluded members having been at the House-door the last week to demand entrance, but it was denied them; and it is believed that neither they nor the people will be satisfied till the House be filled.” Pepys’ Diary, January, 1660.
“Here’s the situation: the Rump, having been interrupted by Lord Lambert, has recently reconvened. All the army’s officers have been forced to comply. Lawson is still in the river, and Monk is with his army in Scotland. Only Lord Lambert hasn’t joined Parliament yet, and he’s not expected to do so without pressure. The new Common Council of the city is being quite assertive; they sent their sword-bearer to Monk to express their desire for a free and complete Parliament, which is what everyone wants and hopes for. Last week, twenty-two former excluded members tried to enter the House but were turned away; it’s believed that neither they nor the public will be happy until the House is fully filled.” Pepys’ Diary, January, 1660.
’Twas Atkins [68] first served this
Rump in with mustard—
The sauce was a compound of courage and custard;
Sir Vane bless’d the creature, Noll snuffled and
bluster’d,
Which no body can deny.
It was Atkins [68] who first brought this
Rump in with mustard—
The sauce was a mix of bravery and custard;
Sir Vane praised the dish, Noll snorted and
complained,
Which nobody can deny.
The right was as then in old Oliver’s
nose;
But when the Devil of that did dispose,
It descended from thence to the Rump in the close,
Which no body can deny.
The right was then as Oliver’s nose;
But when the Devil took over that,
It dropped down to the Rump in the end,
Which no one can deny.
Nor is it likely there to stay long,
The retentive faculties being gone,
The juggle is stale, and money there’s none,
Which no body can deny.
Nor is it likely to stay there long,
The ability to hold on is gone,
The trick is old, and there’s no money,
Which nobody can deny.
The secluded members made a trial
To enter, but them the Rump did defy all
By the ordinance of self-denial,
Which no body can deny.
The isolated members made an attempt
To enter, but the Rump completely challenged them
By the rule of self-denial,
Which nobody can deny.
Our politique doctors do us teach
That a blood-sucking red-coat’s as good as a leech
To relieve the head, if applied to the breech,
Which no body can deny.
Our political doctors teach us
That a blood-sucking soldier is just as good as a leech
To relieve a headache, if applied to the rear,
Which nobody can deny.
But never was such a worm as Vane;
When the State scour’d last, it voided him then,
Yet now he’s crept into the Rump again,
Which no body can deny.
But there was never a worm like Vane;
When the State cleaned house last, it got rid of him then,
Yet now he’s sneaked back into the Rump again,
Which nobody can deny.
p.
149Ludlow’s f— was a prophetique trump [69]
(There never was anything so jump),
’Twas the very type of a vote of this Rump,
Which no body can deny.
p. 149Ludlow’s f— was a prophetic call [69]
(There’s never been anything quite like it),
It was the perfect example of a vote from this Rump,
Which nobody can deny.
They say ’tis good luck when a body
rises
With the rump upward, but he that advises
To live in that posture is none of the wisest,
Which no body can deny.
They say it's good luck when someone
wakes up
With their butt facing up, but anyone who suggests
Living that way is definitely not the smartest,
No one can deny that.
The reason is worse, though the rime be
untoward,
When things proceed with the wrong end forward;
But they say there’s sad news to the Rump from the
Nor’ward; [70]
Which no body can deny.
The reason is even worse, even if the rhyme is off,
When things go wrong from the start;
But they say there's bad news for the Rump coming from the North; [70]
Which nobody can deny.
’Tis a wonderfull thing, the strength of
that part;
At a blast it will take you a team from a cart,
And blow a man’s head away with a f—,
Which no body can deny.
It’s a wonderful thing, the strength of that part;
With a blast it can take a team from a cart,
And blow a man’s head away with a f—,
Which nobody can deny.
When our brains are sunck below the middle,
And our consciences steer’d by the hey-down-diddle,
Then things will go round without a fiddle,
Which no body can deny.
When our minds are sunk below the center,
And our consciences guided by the hey-down-diddle,
Then things will go round without a fiddle,
Which nobody can deny.
To make us as famous in council as wars,
Here’s Lenthal a speaker for mine—
And Fleetwood is a man of Mars,
Which no body can deny.
To make us just as well-known in debates as in battles,
Here’s Lenthal speaking for me—
And Fleetwood is a warrior,
Which nobody can dispute.
’Tis pitty that Nedham’s [71] fall’n into disgrace,
For he orders a bum with a marvellous grace,
And ought to attend the Rump by his place,
Which no body can deny.
It’s a shame that Nedham’s [71] has fallen into disgrace,
Because he runs a show with amazing flair,
And should be part of the Rump in his seat,
Which no one can deny.
Yet this in spight of all disasters,
Although he hath broken the heads of his masters,
’Tis still his profession to give ’em all
plasters,
Which no body can deny.
Yet this in spite of all disasters,
Although he has broken the heads of his masters,
It’s still his job to give them all
band-aids,
Which nobody can deny.
The Rump’s an old story, if well
understood;
’Tis a thing dress’d up in a Parliament’s
hood,
And like ’t, but the tayl stands where the head should,
Which no body can deny.
The Rump’s an old story, if understood well;
It’s something dressed up in a Parliament's hood,
And like it, but the tail is where the head should,
Which nobody can deny.
’Twould make a man scratch where it does
not itch,
To see forty fools’ heads in one politique breech,
And that, hugging the nation, as the devil did the witch;
Which no body can deny.
It would make a man scratch where it doesn’t itch,
To see forty fools’ heads in one political seat,
And that, embracing the nation, just like the devil did the witch;
Which nobody can deny.
A PROPER NEW BALLAD ON THE OLD PARLIAMENT;
or,
THE SECOND PART OF KNAVE OUT OF DOORS.
To the tune of
To the beat of
“Hei ho, my honey, my heart shall never rue,
Four-and-twenty now for your mony, and yet a hard penny-worth too.”“Hey there, my love, I'll never regret,
It's twenty-four now for what you want, and it's still a tough bargain.”
(Dec. 11th, 1659.)—From the King’s Pamphlets, British Museum.
(Dec. 11th, 1659.)—From the King’s Pamphlets, British Museum.
“The events which gave occasion to the following ballad,” says Mr T. Wright in his Political Ballads, published for the Percy Society, “may be summed up in a few words. After the death of Cromwell, his son Richard was without opposition raised to the Protectorate; but his weak and easy character gave an opening to the intrigues of the Royalists, and the factious movement of the Republican party. Fleetwood, who had been named commander-in-chief of the army under the Protector, plotted to gain the chief power in the State, and was joined by Lambert, Desborough, and others. The Republicans were strengthened by the return of Vane, Ludlow, and Bradshaw, to the Parliament called by the new Protector. Lambert, the Protector’s brother-in-law, was the ostensible head of a party, and seems to have aimed at obtaining the power which had been held by Oliver. They formed a council of officers, who met at Wallingford House; and on the 20th April, 1659, having p. 152gained the upper hand, and having obtained the dissolution of the Parliament, they determined to restore the old Long Parliament, which they said had only been interrupted, and not legally dissolved, and to set aside the Protector, who soon afterwards resigned. On the 21st April, Lenthall, the old Speaker, with as many members of the Long Parliament as could be brought together, met in the House, and opened their session. The Parliament thus formed, as being the fag-end of the old Long Parliament, obtained the name of the Rump Parliament. Lambert’s hopes and aims were raised by his success against Sir George Booth in the August following, and jealousies soon arose between his party in the army and the Rump. The Parliament would have dismissed him, and the chief officers in the cabal with him, but Lambert with the army in October hindered their free meeting, and took the management of the government into the hands of a council of officers, whom they called the Committee of Safety. Towards the latter end of the year, the tide began to be changed in favour of the Parliament, by the declaration of Monk in Scotland, Henry Cromwell with the army in Ireland, and Hazelrigge and the officers at Portsmouth, in favour of the freedom of the Parliament. This ballad was written at the period when Lambert’s party was uppermost.”
"The events that led to the following ballad," says Mr. T. Wright in his Political Ballads, published for the Percy Society, "can be summed up in a few words. After Cromwell died, his son Richard became the Protector without facing any opposition; however, his weak and passive nature opened the door for Royalist plots and the factional struggles of the Republicans. Fleetwood, who had been appointed commander-in-chief of the army under the Protector, schemed to take control of the State and was joined by Lambert, Desborough, and others. The Republicans grew stronger with the return of Vane, Ludlow, and Bradshaw to the Parliament called by the new Protector. Lambert, the Protector’s brother-in-law, emerged as the visible leader of one faction and seemed to want the power that Oliver once held. They created a council of officers that met at Wallingford House; on April 20, 1659, having gained the upper hand and dissolved Parliament, they decided to restore the old Long Parliament, claiming it had only been interrupted and not legally dissolved, thus sidelining the Protector, who soon resigned. On April 21, Lenthall, the former Speaker, along with as many members of the Long Parliament as could gather, met in the House and opened their session. This newly formed Parliament, viewed as the remnant of the old Long Parliament, became known as the Rump Parliament. Lambert's ambitions grew after his success against Sir George Booth the following August, and tensions quickly arose between his faction in the army and the Rump. The Parliament planned to dismiss him and the main officers involved with him, but in October, Lambert, with the army, interrupted their meetings and took control of the government through a council of officers called the Committee of Safety. Toward the end of the year, the situation began to shift in favor of the Parliament, thanks to Monk's declaration in Scotland, Henry Cromwell's forces in Ireland, and Hazelrigge and the officers at Portsmouth supporting Parliament's independence. This ballad was written during the time when Lambert's faction held power."
The tune of “Hei ho, my honey,” may be found in Playford’s edition of “The English Dancing Master,” printed in 1686, but in no earlier edition of the same work.
The melody of “Hei ho, my honey” can be found in Playford’s edition of “The English Dancing Master,” published in 1686, but not in any earlier edition of the same work.
Good-morrow, my
neighbours all, what news is this I heard tell
As I past through Westminster-hall by the House that’s neck
to hell?
They told John Lambert [72] was there with his
bears, and deeply he swore
(As Cromwell had done before) those vermin should sit there no
more.
p.
153Sing hi ho, Wil. Lenthall, [73] who shall our
general be?
For the House to the Devil is sent all, and follow,
good faith, mun ye!
Sing hi ho, my honey, my heart shall never rue,
Here’s all pickt ware for the money, and yet a
hard pennyworth too.
Good morning!, my
neighbors all, what news is this I heard
As I passed through Westminster Hall by the House that’s headed for doom?
They told me John Lambert [72] was there with his
bears, and he swore loudly
(Just like Cromwell had before) those pests shouldn't sit there anymore.
p. 153Sing hi ho, Wil. Lenthall, [73] who will be our
general?
For the House is sent to the Devil, and come on, good faith, will you?
Sing hi ho, my dear, my heart will never regret,
Here’s all picked goods for the money, and still a tough deal too.
Then, Muse, strike up a sonnet, come, piper,
and play us a spring,
For now I think upon it, these R’s turn’d out their
King;
But now is come about, that once again they must turn out,
And not without justice and reason, that every one home to his
prison.
Sing hi ho, Harry Martin, [74] a burgess of the bench,
There’s nothing here is certain, you must back
and leave your wench.
Sing, hi ho,
etc.
Then, Muse, play us a song, come on, piper,
and give us a spring,
Because now I think about it, these R’s have kicked out their
King;
But now it’s come back around, and once again they have to kick him out,
And not without justice and reason, that everyone goes back to their
prison.
Sing hi ho, Harry Martin, [74] a member of the council,
Nothing here is certain, you have to go back
and leave your girl.
Sing, hi ho,
etc.
He there with the buffle head is called lord
and of the same House,
Who (as I have heard it said) was chastised by his ladye
spouse;
p. 154Because
he ran at sheep, she and her maid gave him the whip,
And beat his head so addle, you’d think he had a knock in
the cradle.
Sing hi ho, Lord Munson, [75] you ha’ got a
park of the King’s;
One day you’l hang like a hounson, for this
and other things,
Sing hi, ho,
etc.
He, the one with the bufflehead, is called Lord and is from the same House,
Who (as I've heard) was punished by his lady spouse;
p. 154Because he chased sheep, she and her maid gave him a whipping,
And knocked his head so silly, you'd think he had a bump from the cradle.
Sing hi ho, Lord Munson, [75] you have a park of the King’s;
One day you’ll hang like a hound for this and other things,
Sing hi, ho, etc.
It was by their master’s orders at first
together they met,
Whom piously they did murder, and since by their own they did
set.
The cause of this disaster is ’cause they were false to
their master;
Nor can they their gens-d’armes blame for serving them the
same.
Sing hi ho, Sir Arthur, [76] no more in the House
you shall prate;
For all you kept such a quarter, [77] you are out of the councell of
state.
Sing hi ho,
etc.
It was by their master's orders at first
that they came together,
whom they piously murdered, and since then they set out on their own.
The reason for this disaster is that they were disloyal to their master;
nor can they blame their guards for treating them the same way.
Sing hi ho, Sir Arthur, [76] no more will you chatter in the House;
For although you kept such a position, [77] you are out of the council of state.
Sing hi ho,
etc.
Old Noll once gave them a purge (forgetting
OCCIDISTI),
(The furies be his scourge!) so of the cure must he;
p. 155And yet
the drug he well knew it, for he gave it to Dr Huit; [78]
Had he given it them, he had done it, and they had not
turn’d out his son yet;
Sing hi ho, brave Dick, Lenthall, and Lady Joane,
Who did against lovalty kick is now for a
new-year’s gift gone.
Sing hi ho,
etc.
Old Noll once gave them a purge (forgetting OCCIDISTI),
(The furies be his scourge!) so for the cure, he must;
p. 155And yet he knew the drug well, since he gave it to Dr. Huit; [78]
If he had given it to them, he would have done it, and they wouldn’t have kicked his son out yet;
Sing hi ho, brave Dick, Lenthall, and Lady Joane,
Who acted against loyalty is now gone for a new year’s gift.
Sing hi ho,
etc.
For had Old Noll been alive, he had
pull’d them out by the ears,
Or else had fired their hive, and kickt them down the staires;
Because they were so bold to vex his righteous soul,
When he so deeply had swore that there they should never sit
more.
But hi ho, Noll’s dead, and stunk long since
above ground,
Though lapt in spices and lead that cost us many a
pound.
Sing hi ho,
etc.
For if Old Noll had been alive, he would have yanked them out by the ears,
Or else set their hive on fire and kicked it down the stairs;
Because they were so bold to annoy his righteous soul,
When he had sworn so deeply that they should never sit there again.
But oh well, Noll’s dead, and has stunk for a long time
Even though wrapped in spices and lead that cost us a lot of money.
Sing oh well,
etc.
Indeed, brother burgess, your ling did never
stink half so bad,
Nor did your habberdin when it no pease-straw had;
Ye both were chose together, ’cause ye wore stuff cloaks in
hard weather,
And Cambridge needs would have a burgess fool and knave.
p.
156Sing hi ho, John Lowry, [79] concerning
habberdin,
No member spake before ye, yet you ne’re spoke
againe.
Sing hi, ho,
etc.
Sure thing, brother burgess, your fish never stank this bad,
Nor did your coat when it had no peas straw;
You both were chosen together because you wore thick cloaks in
bad weather, and Cambridge definitely wanted a burgess who was both foolish and sly.
p. 156Sing hi ho, John Lowry, [79] about
your coat,
No member spoke before you, yet you never spoke
again.
Sing hi, ho,
etc.
Ned Prideaux [80] he went post to tell
the Protector the news,
That Fleetwood ruld the rost, having tane off Dicke’s
shoes.
And that he did believe, Lambert would him deceive
As he his brother had gull’d, and Cromwell Fairfax
bull’d.
Sing hi ho, the attorney was still at your
command;
In flames together burn ye, still dancing hand in
hand!
Sing hi ho,
etc.
Ned Prideaux [80] he went to inform
the Protector of the news,
That Fleetwood ruled the roast, having taken off Dick’s
shoes.
And that he believed Lambert would deceive him
As he had fooled his brother, and Cromwell had put one over on Fairfax.
Sing hi ho, the attorney was still at your
command;
In flames together burn you, still dancing hand in
hand!
Sing hi ho,
etc.
Who’s that would hide his face, and his
neck from the collar pull?
He must appear in this place, if his cap be made of wool.
Who is it? with a vengeance! it is the good Lord St Johns, [81]
Who made God’s house to fall, to build his own withall.
p.
157Sing hi ho, who comes there? who ’tis I must not
say;
But by his dark lanthorn, I sweare he’s as
good in the night as day.
Sing hi ho,
etc.
Who’s that trying to hide his face and neck from the collar pull?
He has to show up here if his cap is made of wool.
Who is it, really? It’s the good Lord St Johns, [81]
Who made God's house fall, to build his own instead.
p. 157Sing hi ho, who’s that? I can’t say who it is;
But by his dark lantern, I swear he’s just as good at night as during the day.
Sing hi ho,
etc.
Edge, brethren, room for one that looks as big
as the best;
’Tis pity to leave him alone, for he is as good as the
rest;
No picklock of the laws, he builds among the daws,
If you ha’ any more kings to murder, for a President look
no further.
Sing hi ho, John Bradshaw, in blood none further
engages;
The Devil from whom he had’s law, will shortly
pay him his wages.
Sing hi ho,
etc.
Step aside, friends, make room for someone who stands out just as much as the best;
It’s a shame to leave him by himself, because he’s just as good as the rest;
Not a criminal of the law, he rises above the rest,
If you have any more kings to kill, don’t look anywhere else for a President.
Sing hey ho, John Bradshaw, no one else gets involved in blood like him;
The Devil from whom he got his law will soon settle his tab.
Sing hey ho,
Next, Peagoose Wild, [82] come in to show your weesle face,
And tell us Burley’s sin, whose blood bought you your
place;
When loyalty was a crime, he lived in a dangerous time,
Was forced to pay his neck to make you baron of the cheque.
p.
158Sing hi ho, Jack Straw, we’ll put it in the
margent,
’Twas not for justice or law that you were
made a sergeant.
Sing hi ho,
etc.
Next, Peagoose Wild, [82] come in to show your weasel face,
And tell us Burley’s sin, whose blood bought you your
place;
When loyalty was a crime, he lived in a dangerous time,
Was forced to pay with his life to make you a baron with the cash.
p. 158Sing hi ho, Jack Straw, we’ll put it in the
margins,
’Twas not for justice or law that you were
made a sergeant.
Sing hi ho,
etc.
Noll served not Satan faster, nor with him did
better accord;
For he was my good master, and the Devil was his good lord.
Both Slingsby, Gerard, and Hewet, [83] were sure enough to
go to it,
According to his intent, that chose me President.
Sing hi ho, Lord Lisle, [84] sure law had got a
wrench,
And where was justice the while, when you sate on
the bench.
Sing hi ho,
etc.
Noll didn't serve Satan any faster, nor did he get along with him any better;
Because he was my good master, and the Devil was his good lord.
Both Slingsby, Gerard, and Hewet, [83] were pretty sure they were in for it,
Just as he intended when he chose me as President.
Sing hi ho, Lord Lisle, [84] it seems the law had a twist,
And where was justice all this time, when you were on the bench.
Sing hi ho,
etc.
Next comes the good Lord Keble, of the
Triumvirate,
Of the seal in the law but feeble, though on the bench he
sate;
p. 159For when
one puts him a case, I wish him out of the place,
And, if it were not a sin, an able lawyer in.
Sing, give the seal about, I’de have it so the
rather,
Because we might get out the knave, my lord, my
father.
Sing hi ho,
etc.
Next comes the good Lord Keble, of the
Triumvirate,
Of the seal in the law but weak, even though he sat on the bench;
p. 159Because when someone presents him with a case, I wish he weren’t in that position,
And if it weren't a sin, I'd prefer a capable lawyer instead.
Sing, pass the seal around, I’d rather have it that way,
Because we might get rid of the fool, my lord, my father.
Sing hi ho,
etc.
Pull out the other three, it is Nathaniel Fines
[85]
(Who Bristol lost for fear), we’ll not leave him
behind’s;
’Tis a chip of that good old block, who to loyalty gave the
first knock,
Then stole away to Lundey, whence the foul fiend fetches him one
day.
Sing hi ho, canting Fines, you and the rest to mend
’um,
Would ye were served in your kinds with an ense
rescidendum.
Sing hi ho,
etc.
Pull out the other three; it’s Nathaniel Fines
[85]
(Whom Bristol lost for fear); we won't leave him
behind;
He’s a chip off that good old block, who first knocked for loyalty,
Then slipped away to Lundey, where the foul fiend will take him one day.
Sing hi ho, self-righteous Fines, you and the rest to fix them,
Would you were dealt in your kinds with an ense rescindendum.
Sing hi ho,
etc.
He that comes down-stairs, is Lord Chief
Justice Glin; [86]
If no man for him cares, he cares as little again:
p. 160The
reason too I know’t, he helpt cut Strafford’s
throat,
And take away his life, though with a cleaner knife.
Sing hi ho, Britain bold, straight to the bar you
get,
Where it is not so cold as where your justice
set.
Sing hi ho,
etc.
He who comes down the stairs is Lord Chief Justice Glin; [86]
If no one cares about him, he cares just as little:
p. 160The reason I know is that he helped cut Strafford's throat,
And took away his life, though with a cleaner knife.
Sing hi ho, Britain bold, right to the bar you go,
Where it’s not as cold as where your justice sits.
Sing hi ho,
etc.
He that will next come in, was long of the
Council of State,
Though hardly a hair on his chin when first in the council he
sate;
He was sometime in Italy, and learned their fashions prettily,
Then came back to’s own nation, to help up reformation.
Sing hi ho, Harry Nevil, [87] I prythee be not too
rash
With atheism to court the Divel, you’re too
bold to be his bardash.
Sing hi ho,
etc.
He who will come in next was once part of the Council of State,
Even though he barely had a beard when he first sat in the council;
He spent some time in Italy and learned their customs well,
Then returned to his own country to support the reformation.
Sing hi ho, Harry Nevil, [87] I ask you not to be too
Hasty in courting atheism and tempting the devil; you’re too
Bold to be his tool.
Sing hi ho,
etc.
p.
161He there with ingratitude blackt is one Cornelius
Holland, [88]
Who, but for the King’s house, lackt wherewith to appease
his colon;
The case is well amended since that time, as I think,
When at court gate he tended with a little stick and a short
link.
Sing hi ho, Cornelius, your zeal cannot delude
us;
The reason pray now tell ye us why thus you
play’d the Judas.
Sing hi ho,
etc.
p. 161He, with such ingratitude, is one Cornelius Holland, [88]
Who, without the King's support, lacked the means to satisfy his hunger;
The situation has improved since then, I believe,
When he stood at the court gate with a small stick and a short chain.
Sing hi ho, Cornelius, your enthusiasm can't fool us;
Now please tell us the reason why you acted like Judas.
Sing hi ho,
At first he was a grocer who now we Major
call,
Although you would think no, Sir, if you saw him in Whitehall,
Where he has great command, and looks for cap in hand,
And if our eggs be not addle, shall be of the next new moddel.
Sing hi ho, Mr Salloway, [89] the Lord in heaven
doth know
When that from hence you shall away, where to the
Devil you’l go.
Sing hi ho,
etc.
At first, he was a grocer whom we now call Major,
Although you wouldn’t think so if you saw him in Whitehall,
Where he has a lot of power and expects respect,
And if our eggs aren't spoiled, he'll be the latest trend.
Sing hi ho, Mr. Salloway, [89] the Lord in heaven
knows
When you’ll leave here, and where on earth you’ll go.
Sing hi ho,
etc.
p.
162Little Hill, [90] since set in the
House, is to a mountain grown;
Not that which brought forth the mouse, but thousands the year of
his own.
The purchase that I mean, where else but at Taunton Dean;
Five thousand pounds per annum, a sum not known to his
grannam.
Sing hi, the Good old Cause, [91] ’tis old enough not true
You got more by that then the laws, so a good old
cause to you.
Sing hi ho,
etc.
p. 162Little Hill, [90] since set in the House, is now a mountain grown;
Not the one that gave birth to the mouse, but thousands each year of his own.
The purchase I’m talking about, where else but at Taunton Dean;
Five thousand pounds a year, a sum not known to his grandma.
Sing hi, the Good old Cause, [91] ’tis old enough not true
You gained more from that than from the laws, so good old cause to you.
Sing hi ho, etc.
p.
163Master Cecil, [92] pray come behind,
because on your own accord
The other House you declined, you shall be no longer a lord;
The reason, as I guess, you silently did confess,
Such lords deserved ill the other House to fill.
Sing hi ho, Mr Cecil, your honour now is gone;
Such lords are not worth a whistle, we have made
better lords of our own.
Sing hi ho,
etc.
p. 163Master Cecil, [92] please come over here, because you chose to ignore the other House, so you won’t be a lord anymore; the reason, I assume, you have quietly admitted, is that such lords aren’t fit to fill the other House. Sing hi ho, Mr Cecil, your honor is gone now; Those lords aren’t worth a damn, we’ve made better lords ourselves. Sing hi ho, etc.
Luke Robinson [93] shall go before ye,
that snarling northern tyke;
Be sure he’ll not adore ye, for honour he doth not like;
He cannot honour inherit, and he knows he can never merit,
And therefore he cannot bear it that any one else should wear
it.
p.
164Sing hi ho, envious lown, you’re of the
beagle’s kind,
Who always bark’d at the moon, because in the
dark it shined.
Sing hi ho,
etc.
Luke Robinson [93] will come before you, that snarky northern dog; Make sure he won't admire you, because he doesn't value honor; He can't inherit honor, and he knows he can never earn it, And that's why he can't stand the thought of anyone else wearing it. p. 164Sing oh well, jealous fool, you’re like the hound, Who always barked at the moon, because it shone in the dark. Sing oh well, etc.
’Tis this that vengeance rouses, that,
while you make long prayers,
You eat up widows’ houses, and drink the orphan’s
tears;
Long time you kept a great noise, of God and the Good old
Cause;
But if God to you be so kind, then I’me of the
Indian’s mind.
Sing hi ho, Sir Harry, [94] we see, by your
demeanour,
If longer here you tarry, you’ll be Sir Harry
Vane, Senior.
Sing hi ho,
etc.
It's this that brings out vengeance, that,
while you make long prayers,
You take advantage of widows and drink the tears of orphans;
For a long time you made a big fuss about God and the Good Old Cause;
But if God is so kind to you, then I'm thinking like the Indians.
Sing hi ho, Sir Harry, [94] we can see, from your behavior,
If you stick around here longer, you’ll end up as Sir Harry Vane, Senior.
Sing hi ho,
etc.
Now if your zeal do warme ye, pray loud for
fairer weather;
Swear to live and die with the army, for these birds are flown
together;
The House is turn’d out a doe, (and I think it was no sin,
too);
If we take them there any more, we’ll throw the House out
of the window.
Sing hi ho, Tom Scot, [95] you lent the Devil
your hand;
p.
165I wonder he helpt you not, but suffred you t’ be
trapand.
Sing hi ho,
etc.
Now, if your enthusiasm gets you fired up, please shout for better weather;
Promise to stick with the army through thick and thin, because these guys are in this together;
The House has turned out to be a dud, (and I don’t think that was wrong, either);
If we bring them back here again, we’ll toss the House out the window.
Sing hi ho, Tom Scot, [95] you sold your soul to the Devil;
p. 165I’m surprised he didn't help you and just let you get caught.
Sing hi ho, etc.
They’re once again conduced, and we freed
from the evil
To which we long were used; God blesse us next from the Devil!
If they had not been outed the array had been routed,
And then this rotten Rump had sat until the last trump.
But, hi ho, Lambert’s here, the
Protector’s instrument bore,
And many there be who swear that he will do it no
more.
Sing hi ho,
etc.
They’re brought together again, and we’re freed from the evil we were so used to; God bless us next from the Devil! If they hadn't been exposed, the group would have been defeated, and then this rotten Rump would have stayed until the end of time. But, oh well, Lambert’s here, the Protector’s tool, And many people swear he won't do it again. Sing hooray, etc.
Come here, then, honest Peters, [96] say grace for the second course,
So long as these your betters must patience have upon force,
Long time he kept a great noise with God and the Good old
Cause,
But if God own such as these, then where’s the
Devil’s fees?
Sing hi ho, Hugo, I hear thou art not dead;
Where now to the Devil will you go, your patrons
being fled?
Sing hi ho, my honey, my heart shall never rue,
Four-and-twenty now for a penny, and into the
bargain Hugh.
Come here, honest Peters, [96] say the blessing for the second course,
As long as your betters must wait patiently for their turn,
He made a lot of noise about God and the Good old Cause,
But if God supports people like this, then where’s the Devil’s share?
Sing hey ho, Hugo, I hear you’re not dead;
Where will you go to the Devil now, with your patrons gone?
Sing hey ho, my dear, my heart will never regret,
Four-and-twenty now for a penny, and on top of that, Hugh.
p. 166THE TALE OF THE COBBLER AND THE VICAR OF BRAY.
Rara est concordia fratrum. Ovid.
Brotherhood is rarely united. Ovid.
By Samuel Butler.
By Samuel Butler.
The “Sir Samuel” of this Ballad is the same person—Sir Samuel Luke of Bedfordshire—who is supposed to have been the unconscious model of the portrait which is drawn so much more fully in the inimitable Hudibras. Ralph is also the well-known Squire in the same poem. The Ballad, though published in Butler’s “Posthumous Works,” 1724, was rejected by Thyer in the edition of 1784, and is not included in the “Genuine Remains,” published from the original manuscripts, formerly in the possession of William Longueville, Esq. If not by Butler, it is a successful imitation of his style, and abounds in phrases of sturdy colloquial English, and is of a date long anterior to the popular song, “The Vicar of Bray.”
The “Sir Samuel” in this Ballad is the same person—Sir Samuel Luke of Bedfordshire—who is thought to be the unintentional model for the character described much more thoroughly in the unforgettable Hudibras. Ralph is also the well-known Squire in that poem. The Ballad, although published in Butler’s “Posthumous Works,” 1724, was rejected by Thyer in the 1784 edition, and it is not included in the “Genuine Remains,” published from the original manuscripts that were once owned by William Longueville, Esq. If it wasn’t written by Butler, it’s a clever imitation of his style, filled with phrases of robust everyday English, and dates back long before the popular song, “The Vicar of Bray.”
In Bedfordshire
there dwelt a knight,
Sir Samuel by name,
Who by his feats in civil broils
Obtain’d a mighty fame.
In Bedfordshire
there lived a knight,
Sir Samuel by name,
Who through his actions in local conflicts
Gained a great reputation.
Nor was he much less wise and stout,
But fit in both respects
To humble sturdy Cavaliers,
And to support the sects.
Nor was he any less wise and strong,
But suited in both ways
To humble tough Cavaliers,
And to support the factions.
This worthy knight was one that swore
He would not cut his beard
Till this ungodly nation was
From kings and bishops clear’d:
This noble knight vowed
He would not shave his beard
Until this godless nation was
Free of kings and bishops:
His worship was, in short, a man
Of such exceeding worth,
No pen or pencil can describe,
Or rhyming bard set forth.
He was, in short, a man
Of such incredible value,
No pen or pencil can capture,
Or rhyming poet express.
Many and mighty things he did
Both sober and in liquor,—
Witness the mortal fray between
The Cobbler and the Vicar;
He did many amazing things
Both sober and drunk,—
Just look at the fierce fight between
The Cobbler and the Vicar;
Which by his wisdom and his power
He wisely did prevent,
And both the combatants at once
In wooden durance pent.
Which by his wisdom and his power
He skillfully did prevent,
And both the fighters at once
In wooden confinement kept.
The manner how these two fell out
And quarrell’d in their ale,
I shall attempt at large to show
In the succeeding tale.
The way these two had a falling out
And argued over their drinks,
I will try to explain in detail
In the following story.
A strolling cobbler, who was wont
To trudge from town to town,
Happen’d upon his walk to meet
A vicar in his gown.
A wandering cobbler, who was used to
Walking from town to town,
Happened to run into
A vicar in his robe.
And as they forward jogg’d along,
The vicar, growing hot,
First asked the cobbler if he knew
Where they might take a pot?
And as they jogged along,
The vicar, getting warm,
First asked the cobbler if he knew
Where they could grab a drink?
Yes, marry that I do, quoth he;
Here is a house hard by,
That far exceeds all Bedfordshire
For ale and landlady.
Yes, I do want to marry, he said;
Here is a house nearby,
That far surpasses all of Bedfordshire
For beer and the landlady.
And she, who, like a cunning jilt,
Knew how to please her guest,
Used all her little tricks and arts
To entertain the priest.
And she, who, like a sly deceiver,
Knew how to impress her guest,
Used all her little tricks and skills
To entertain the priest.
The cobbler too, who quickly saw
The landlady’s design,
Did all that in his power was
To manage the divine.
The cobbler also quickly realized
The landlady’s plan,
He did everything he could
To handle the situation.
With smutty jests and merry songs
They charm’d the vicar so,
That he determined for that night
No further he would go.
With dirty jokes and cheerful songs
They charmed the vicar so,
That he decided for that night
He wouldn't go any further.
And being fixt, the cobbler thought
’Twas proper to go try
If he could get a job or two
His charges to supply.
And being settled, the cobbler thought
It was right to go see
If he could find a job or two
To cover his expenses.
So going out into the street,
He bawls with all his might,—
If any of you tread awry
I’m here to set you right.
So going out into the street,
He yells with all his strength,—
If any of you go off course
I’m here to set you straight.
I can repair your leaky boots,
And underlay your soles;
Backsliders, I can underprop
And patch up all your holes.
I can fix your leaking boots,
And reinforce your soles;
For those who falter, I can support
And mend all your holes.
Quoth he, What priest, what holy priest
Can hear this bawling slave,
But must, in justice to his coat,
Chastise the saucy knave?
He said, What priest, what holy priest
Can listen to this loud slave,
But must, in fairness to his role,
Punish the cheeky fool?
What has this wretch to do with souls,
Or with backsliders either,
Whose business only is his awls,
His lasts, his thread, and leather?
What does this unfortunate person have to do with souls,
Or with those who fall away,
Whose only concern are his tools,
His molds, his thread, and leather?
I lose my patience to be made
This strolling varlet’s sport;
Nor could I think this saucy rogue
Could serve me in such sort.
I’m losing my patience with being used
By this wandering fool's game;
I can't believe this cheeky trickster
Would treat me this way.
The cobbler, who had no design
The vicar to displease,
Unluckily repeats again,—
I’m come your soals to ease:
The cobbler, who didn’t mean to offend the vicar, unfortunately says again, “I’ve come to relieve your soles.”
The inward and the outward too
I can repair and mend;
And all that my assistance want,
I’ll use them like a friend.
The inside and the outside too
I can fix and restore;
And everything that needs my help,
I’ll treat them like a friend.
The country folk no sooner heard
The honest cobbler’s tongue,
But from the village far and near
They round about him throng.
The country people barely heard
The honest cobbler speak,
But from the village near and far
They gathered around him.
Some bring their boots, and some their
shoes,
And some their buskins bring:
The cobbler sits him down to work,
And then begins to sing.
Some bring their boots, and some their shoes,
And some bring their high boots:
The cobbler sits down to work,
And then starts to sing.
Until at length he met old Time,
And then they both together
Quite tear the cobbler’s aged sole
From off the upper leather.
Until finally he met old Time,
And then they both together
Completely tore the cobbler’s aged sole
From off the upper leather.
Even so a while I may old shoes
By care and art maintain,
But when the leather’s rotten grown
All art and care is vain.
Even though I can keep old shoes in good shape for a while
Through care and skill,
But when the leather has rotted away
All skill and care are pointless.
And thus the cobbler stitched and sung,
Not thinking any harm;
Till out the angry vicar came
With ale and passion warm.
And so the cobbler stitched and sang,
Not expecting any trouble;
Until the furious vicar came
With beer and a hot temper.
Dost thou not know, vile slave! quoth he,
How impious ’tis to jest
With sacred things, and to profane
The office of a priest?
Do you not know, you vile slave! he said,
How wrong it is to joke
About sacred things, and to disrespect
The role of a priest?
How dar’st thou, most audacious
wretch!
Those vile expressions use,
Which make the souls of men as cheap
As soals of boots and shoes?
How dare you, most bold wretch!
Use such vile expressions,
Which make the souls of men as cheap
As the soles of boots and shoes?
Such reprobates as you betray
Our character and gown,
And would, if you had once the power,
The Church itself pull down.
Such scoundrels as you betray
Our reputation and status,
And would, if you ever got the chance,
Tear down the Church itself.
Tho’ I but a poor cobbler be,
And stroll about for bread,
None better loves the Church than I
That ever wore a head.
Though I'm just a poor cobbler,
And walk around for bread,
None loves the Church more than I
Who ever had a head.
But since you are so good at names,
And make so loud a pother,
I’ll tell you plainly I’m afraid
You’re but some cobbling brother.
But since you’re so great with names,
And make such a big fuss,
I’ll be honest and say I’m afraid
You’re just some patching brother.
Come, vicar, tho’ you talk so big,
Our trades are near akin;
I patch and cobble outward soals
As you do those within.
Come on, vicar, even though you talk so grand,
Our jobs are pretty similar;
I fix and mend the outside soles
Just like you do with the inside ones.
And I’ll appeal to any man
That understands the nation,
If I han’t done more good than you
In my respective station.
And I'll reach out to any man
Who understands the country,
If I haven't done more good than you
In my own position.
Old leather, I must needs confess,
I’ve sometimes used as new,
And often pared the soal so near
That I have spoil’d the shoe.
Old leather, I have to admit,
I’ve sometimes used like it’s new,
And often trimmed the sole so close
That I’ve ruined the shoe.
You vicars, by a different way,
Have done the very same;
For you have pared your doctrines so
You made religion lame.
You ministers, in a different way,
Have done the exact same thing;
For you have trimmed your beliefs so
You've made religion ineffective.
Your principles you’ve quite
disown’d,
And old ones changed for new,
That no man can distinguish right
Which are the false or true.
You’ve completely rejected your principles,
And replaced the old ones with new ones,
So that no one can tell what’s right
And what’s false or true.
The vicar at this sharp rebuke
Begins to storm and swear;
Quoth he, Thou vile apostate wretch!
Dost thou with me compare?
The vicar, taken aback by the harsh criticism,
Starts to get angry and curse;
He says, You filthy traitor!
Do you think you can compare to me?
I that have care of many souls,
And power to damn or save,
Dar’st thou thyself compare with me,
Thou vile, ungodly knave!
I, who care for many souls,
And have the power to damn or save,
Dare you compare yourself to me,
You vile, ungodly scoundrel!
I wish I had thee somewhere else,
I’d quickly make thee know
What ’tis to make comparisons,
And to revile me so.
I wish I had you somewhere else,
I’d quickly make you realize
What it means to make comparisons,
And to insult me like that.
Thou art an enemy to the State,
Some priest in masquerade,
That, to promote the Pope’s designs,
Has learnt the cobbling trade:
You are an enemy to the State,
Some priest in disguise,
That, to help the Pope’s plans,
Has learned the cobbling trade:
Or else some spy to Cavaliers,
And art by them sent out
To carry false intelligence,
And scatter lies about.
Or else some spy to the Cavaliers,
And sent out by them
To spread false information,
And spread lies around.
But whilst the vicar full of ire
Was railing at this rate,
His worship, good Sir Samuel,
O’erlighted at the gate.
But while the vicar, full of anger,
was shouting like this,
his honor, good Sir Samuel,
arrived at the gate.
This cobbler happening to o’ertake
The vicar in his walk,
In friendly sort they forward march,
And to each other talk.
This cobbler happened to catch up with
the vicar on his walk,
In a friendly manner they moved ahead,
and chatted with each other.
Until the parson first proposed
To stop and take a whet;
So cheek by jole they hither came
Like travellers well met.
Until the preacher first suggested
To pause and grab a bite;
So side by side they came along
Like friends who meet just right.
A world of healths and jests went round,
Sometimes a merry tale;
Till they resolved to stay all night,
So well they liked my ale.
A world of health and laughter went around,
Sometimes a funny story;
Till they decided to stay all night,
Because they really liked my beer.
Thus all things lovingly went on,
And who so great as they;
Before an ugly accident
Began this mortal fray.
Thus everything continued on happily,
And who was greater than they;
Before an ugly accident
Started this earthly conflict.
The case I take it to be this,—
The vicar being fixt,
The cobbler chanced to cry his trade,
And in his cry he mixt
The situation is this:—
The vicar is settled,
The cobbler happened to call out his trade,
And in his cry, he mixed
Some harmless words, which I suppose
The vicar falsely thought
Might be design’d to banter him,
And scandalize his coat.
Some innocent words, which I guess
The vicar mistakenly believed
Might be meant to tease him,
And disgrace his jacket.
If that be all, quoth he, go out
And bid them both come in;
A dozen of your nappy ale
Will set ’em right again.
If that's all, he said, go out
And ask them both to come in;
A dozen of your frothy beers
Will make them feel better again.
These vicars are a wilful tribe,
A restless, stubborn crew;
And if they are not humbled quite,
The State they will undo.
These ministers are a determined bunch,
A restless, stubborn group;
And if they aren't brought down a notch,
They'll bring the State to its knees.
The cobbler is a cunning knave,
That goes about by stealth,
And would, instead of mending shoes,
Repair the Commonwealth.
The cobbler is a sly trickster,
Who operates in secret,
And would, rather than fixing shoes,
Fix the nation.
However, bid ’em both come in,
This fray must have an end;
Such little feuds as these do oft
To greater mischiefs tend.
However, let them both come in,
This argument needs to end;
Such small disputes often lead
To bigger problems in the end.
Without more bidding out she goes
And told them, by her troth,
There was a magistrate within
That needs must see ’em both.
Without more bidding, she leaves
And told them, on her word,
There was a magistrate nearby
Who needed to see them both.
But, gentlemen, pray distance keep,
And don’t too testy be;
Ill words good manners still corrupt
And spoil good company.
But, gentlemen, please keep your distance,
And don't be too quick to get annoyed;
Harsh words can still ruin good manners
And spoil good company.
To this the vicar first replies,
I fear no magistrate;
For let ’em make what laws they will,
I’ll still obey the State.
To this, the vicar first replies,
I fear no authority;
For let them make whatever laws they want,
I’ll still follow the State.
My conscience, thanks to Heaven, is come
To such a happy pass,
That I can take the Covenant
And never hang an ass.
My conscience, thank God, has reached
Such a happy point,
That I can take the Covenant
And never be hung for it.
I’ve took so many oaths before,
That now without remorse
I take all oaths the State can make,
As meerly things of course.
I’ve taken so many oaths before,
That now without regret
I take all the oaths the State can give,
As simply things that happen.
Go therefore, dame, the justice tell
His summons I’ll obey;
And further you may let him know
I Vicar am of Bray.
Go ahead, ma'am, tell the judge
I'll comply with his request;
And also, you can let him know
I'm the Vicar of Bray.
I find indeed, the cobbler said,
I am not much mistaken;
This vicar knows the ready way
To save his reverend bacon. [97]
I really think, the cobbler said,
I'm not too far off;
This vicar knows just how
To keep himself out of trouble. [97]
This is a hopeful priest indeed,
And well deserves a rope;
Rather than lose his vicarage
He’d swear to Turk or Pope.
This is truly a hopeful priest,
And he really deserves a noose;
Rather than give up his position,
He'd swear allegiance to a Turk or a Pope.
For gain he would his God deny,
His country and his King;
Swear and forswear, recant and lye,
Do any wicked thing.
For profit, he would betray his God,
His country and his King;
Lie and take oaths back, recant and cheat,
Do anything wicked.
The cobbler soon return’d the blows,
And with both head and heel
So manfully behaved himself,
He made the vicar reel.
The cobbler soon returned the blows,
And with both head and heel
So bravely behaved himself,
He made the vicar stagger.
Great was the outcry that was made,
And in the woman ran
To tell his worship that the fight
Betwixt them was began.
Great was the uproar that was heard,
And the woman rushed in
To tell his honor that the fight
Between them had begun.
And is it so indeed? quoth he;
I’ll make the slaves repent:
Then up he took his basket hilt,
And out enraged he went.
And is that really true? he said;
I’ll make the slaves regret it:
Then he grabbed his basket hilt,
And stormed out in anger.
The country folk no sooner saw
The knight with naked blade,
But for his worship instantly
An open lane was made;
The country people barely saw
The knight with his sword drawn,
Before they quickly cleared
A path for him to pass on;
Who with a stern and angry look
Cry’d out, What knaves are these
That in the face of justice dare
Disturb the public peace?
Who with a serious and angry expression
shouted, What fools are these
That in front of justice dare
disturb the public peace?
Vile rascals! I will make you know
I am a magistrate,
And that as such I bear about
The vengeance of the State.
Vile rascals! I want you to know
I am a magistrate,
And that as such I carry
The state's vengeance.
Go, seize them, Ralph, and bring them in,
That I may know the cause,
That first induced them to this rage,
And thus to break the laws.
Go, catch them, Ralph, and bring them here,
So I can understand the reason,
That first drove them to this anger,
And led them to break the laws.
The words had hardly pass’d his mouth
But they secure them both;
And Ralph, to show his furious zeal
And hatred to the cloth,
The words had barely left his mouth
But they secured them both;
And Ralph, to demonstrate his intense passion
And hatred for the church,
Runs to the vicar through the crowd,
And takes him by the throat:
How ill, says he, doth this become
Your character and coat!
Runs to the vicar through the crowd,
And grabs him by the throat:
How poorly, he says, does this reflect
Your character and clothing!
Was it for this not long ago
You took the Covenant,
And in most solemn manner swore
That you’d become a saint?
Was it for this not long ago
You took the Covenant,
And in the most serious way swore
That you’d become a saint?
And here he gave him such a pinch
That made the vicar shout,—
Good people, I shall murder’d be
By this ungodly lout.
And here he gave him such a pinch
That made the vicar shout,—
Good people, I’m going to be murdered
By this godless fool.
He gripes my throat to that degree
I can’t his talons bear;
And if you do not hold his hands,
He’ll throttle me, I fear.
He grips my throat so tight
I can’t handle his claws;
And if you don’t hold his hands,
He’ll choke me, I’m afraid.
At this a butcher of the town
Steps up to Ralph in ire,—
What, will you squeeze his gullet through,
You son of blood and fire?
At this, a town butcher
Approaches Ralph in anger,—
What, are you going to choke him,
You son of violence and flames?
At which the squire quits his hold,
And lugging out his blade,
Full at the sturdy butcher’s pate
A furious stroke he made.
At that, the squire lets go of his grip,
And pulling out his sword,
Right at the tough butcher’s head,
He struck with all his strength.
A dismal outcry then began
Among the country folk;
Who all conclude the butcher slain
By such a mortal stroke.
A gloomy wail then started
Among the rural folks;
Who all believe the butcher killed
By such a deadly blow.
But here good fortune, that has still
A friendship for the brave,
I’ th’ nick misguides the fatal blow,
And does the butcher save.
But here good luck, that still
Has friendship for the brave,
In the moment misleads the deadly hit,
And saves the butcher.
The knight, who heard the noise within,
Runs out with might and main,
And seeing Ralph amidst the crowd
In danger to be slain,
The knight, who heard the noise inside,
Charges out with all his strength,
And seeing Ralph in the crowd
In danger of being killed,
Without regard to age or sex
Old basket-hilt so ply’d,
That in an instant three or four
Lay bleeding at his side.
Without considering age or gender
Old basket-hilt fought so fiercely,
That in an instant three or four
Lay bleeding at his side.
And greater mischiefs in his rage
This furious knight had done,
If he had not prevented been
By Dick, the blacksmith’s son,
And even worse chaos in his anger
This furious knight would have caused,
If he hadn't been stopped
By Dick, the blacksmith's son,
Who catch’d his worship on the hip,
And gave him such a squelch,
That he some moments breathless lay
Ere he was heard to belch.
Who caught him off guard,
And gave him such a thud,
That for a few moments he lay breathless
Before anyone heard him burp.
Whilst things in this confusion stood,
And knight and squire disarm’d,
Up comes a neighbouring gentleman
The outcry had alarm’d;
While things were in this chaos,
And knight and squire disarmed,
A neighborly gentleman approached,
The commotion had startled;
Who riding up among the crowd,
The vicar first he spy’d,
With sleeveless gown and bloody band
And hands behind him ty’d.
Who rides up through the crowd,
The vicar he first spots,
In a sleeveless robe and bloodied cloth
With his hands tied behind.
Bless me, says he, what means all this?
Then turning round his eyes,
In the same plight, or in a worse,
The cobbler bleeding spies.
Bless me, he says, what does all this mean?
Then turning his eyes around,
In the same situation, or even worse,
The cobbler, bleeding, notices.
And looking further round he saw,
Like one in doleful dump,
The knight, amidst a gaping mob,
Sit pensive on his rump.
And looking around, he saw,
Like someone feeling down,
The knight, in the middle of a staring crowd,
Sitting thoughtfully on the ground.
And by his side lay Ralph his squire,
Whom butcher fell had maul’d;
Who bitterly bemoan’d his fate,
And for a surgeon call’d.
And next to him lay Ralph, his squire,
Who had been badly injured by a butcher;
He mournfully lamented his fate,
And called for a surgeon.
Surprised at first he paused awhile,
And then accosts the knight,—
What makes you here, Sir Samuel,
In this unhappy plight?
Surprised at first, he paused for a moment,
And then approached the knight,—
What are you doing here, Sir Samuel,
In this unfortunate situation?
And then I’ll let you know the cause;
But first take care of Ralph,
Who in my good or ill success
Doth always stand my half.
And then I’ll tell you what happened;
But first, look after Ralph,
Who, whether I succeed or fail,
Is always my other half.
In short, he got his worship up
And led him in the door;
Where he at length relates the tale
As I have told before.
In short, he got his worship up
And led him in the door;
Where he finally tells the story
As I have mentioned before.
When he had heard the story out,
The gentleman replies,—
It is not in my province, sir,
Your worship to advise.
When he finished listening to the story,
The gentleman replied,
It's not my place, sir,
To advise you, your honor.
But were I in your worship’s place,
The only thing I’d do,
Was first to reprimand the fools,
And then to let them go.
But if I were in your position,
The first thing I’d do,
Was to reprimand the fools,
And then to let them go.
I think it first advisable
To take them from the rabble,
And let them come and both set forth
The occasion of the squabble.
I think it's best
To take them away from the crowd,
And let them come and explain
The reason for the argument.
This is the Vicar, Sir, of Bray,
A man of no repute,
The scorn and scandal of his tribe,
A loose, ill-manner’d brute.
This is the Vicar, Sir, of Bray,
A man of no reputation,
The mockery and disgrace of his kind,
A reckless, rude brute.
The cobbler’s a poor strolling wretch
That mends my servants’ shoes;
And often calls as he goes by
To bring me country news.
The cobbler's a broke wandering guy
Who fixes my servants' shoes;
And he often stops when he passes by
To share some local news.
Besides, I’m by the Commonwealth
Entrusted to chastise
All knaves that straggle up and down
To raise such mutinies.
Besides, I’m by the Commonwealth
Assigned to punish
All the scoundrels who wander around
Causing such uprisings.
However, since ’tis your request,
They shall be call’d and heard;
But neither Ralph nor I can grant
Such rascals should be clear’d.
However, since it’s your request,
They shall be called and heard;
But neither Ralph nor I can agree
That such troublemakers should be cleared.
And so, to wind the tale up short,
They were call’d in together;
And by the gentlemen were ask’d
What wind ’twas blew them thither.
And so, to wrap up the story quickly,
They were called in together;
And the gentlemen asked them
What brought them here.
Good ale and handsome landladies
You might have nearer home;
And therefore ’tis for something more
That you so far are come.
Good ale and attractive landladies
You could find closer to home;
And that’s why you’ve traveled so far
For something more.
To which the vicar answer’d
first,—
My living is so small,
That I am forced to stroll about
To try and get a call.
To which the vicar responded first,—
My income is so small,
That I have to walk around
To try and get a job.
And, quoth the cobbler, I am forced
To leave my wife and dwelling,
T’ escape the danger of being press’d
To go a colonelling.
And, said the cobbler, I have to
Leave my wife and home,
To escape the risk of being forced
To join the army.
The proverb says, Harm watch harm
catch,
I’ll out of danger keep,
For he that sleeps in a whole skin
Doth most securely sleep.
The saying goes, Harm watch harm catch,
I'll stay out of danger,
For the one who sleeps safe and sound
Sleeps the most peacefully.
My business is to mend bad soals
And stitch up broken quarters:
A cobbler’s name would look but odd
Among a list of martyrs.
My job is to fix worn-out soles
And patch up broken sides:
A cobbler's name would seem out of place
Among a list of martyrs.
Faith, cobbler, quoth the gentleman,
And that shall be my case;
I will neither party join,
Let what will come to pass.
Faith, cobbler, said the gentleman,
And that will be my stance;
I won't take sides,
Whatever happens, happens.
No importunities or threats
My fixt resolves shall rest;
Come here, Sir Samuel, where’s his health
That loves old England best.
No pressures or threats
My firm decisions will stay;
Come here, Sir Samuel, where’s his health
That loves old England most.
I pity those unhappy fools
Who, ere they were aware,
Designing and ambitious men
Have drawn into a snare.
I feel sorry for those miserable fools
Who, before they knew it,
Cunning and ambitious people
Have led into a trap.
But, vicar, to come to the case,—
Amidst a senseless crowd,
What urged you to such violence,
And made you talk so loud?
But, vicar, to get to the point,—
In the middle of a mindless crowd,
What drove you to such anger,
And made you speak so loudly?
Passion I’m sure does ill become
Your character and cloath,
And, tho’ the cause be ne’er so just,
Brings scandal upon both.
I'm sure passion doesn't suit
Your character and clothing,
And, even if the reason is completely right,
It still brings shame upon both.
The vicar to be thus rebuked
A little time stood mute;
But having gulp’d his passion down,
Replies,—That cobbling brute
The vicar, taken aback by the rebuke,
Stood silent for a moment;
But after swallowing his anger,
He responds,—That awful cobbler.
Has treated me with such contempt,
Such vile expressions used,
That I no longer could forbear
To hear myself abused.
Has treated me with such disrespect,
Such awful words thrown around,
That I can no longer stand
To hear myself put down.
The rascal had the insolence
To give himself the lie,
And to aver h’ had done more good
And saved more soals than I.
The troublemaker had the audacity
To contradict himself,
And to claim he had done more good
And saved more souls than I.
Nay, further, Sir, this miscreant
To tell me was so bold,
Our trades were very near of kin,
But his was the more old.
No, even more so, sir, this villain
Was so bold as to tell me,
Our trades were quite similar,
But his was the older one.
Now, Sir, I will to you appeal
On such a provocation,
If there was not sufficient cause
To use a little passion?
Now, Sir, I am going to appeal to you
On such a provocation,
Was there not enough reason
To show a little passion?
Now, quoth the cobbler, with your leave,
I’ll prove it to his face,
All this is mere suggestion,
And foreign to the case.
Now, said the cobbler, if you don’t mind,
I’ll prove it to his face,
All this is just a suggestion,
And unrelated to the case.
Nay, further, I will make ’t appear
He and the priests have done
More mischief than the cobblers far
All over Christendom.
No, furthermore, I'll show it
He and the priests have caused
More trouble than the cobblers have
Across all of Christendom.
All Europe groans beneath their yoke,
And poor Great Britain owes
To them her present miseries,
And dread of future woes.
All of Europe is struggling under their control,
And poor Great Britain owes
To them her current suffering,
And fear of what's to come.
The priests of all religions are
And will be still the same,
And all, tho’ in a different way,
Are playing the same game.
The priests of all religions are
And will still be the same,
And all, though in different ways,
Are playing the same game.
At this the gentleman stood up,—
Cobbler, you run too fast;
By thus condemning all the tribe
You go beyond your last.
At this, the gentleman stood up,—
Cobbler, you're moving too fast;
By condemning all your kind
You're going too far.
Much mischief has by priests been done,
And more is doing still;
But then to censure all alike
Must be exceeding ill.
A lot of wrongdoing has been caused by priests,
And even more is happening now;
But to judge them all the same
Must be really unfair.
Too many, I must needs confess,
Are mightily to blame,
Who by their wicked practices
Disgrace the very name.
Too many, I have to admit,
Are really at fault,
Who through their wrongdoings
Shame the very name.
But, cobbler, still the major part
The minor should conclude;
To argue at another rate’s
Impertinent and rude.
But, cobbler, still the main part
The minor should wrap up;
To argue in a different way’s
Rude and out of place.
Among the rest a grazier, who
Had lately been at town
To sell his oxen and his sheep,
Brim-full of news came down.
Among the others was a rancher, who
Had just been to town
To sell his cattle and his sheep,
Overflowing with news came down.
Quoth he, The priests have preach’d and
pray’d,
And made so damn’d a pother,
That all the people are run mad
To murther one another.
He said, The priests have preached and prayed,
And made such a damn racket,
That all the people have gone crazy
To murder one another.
By their contrivances and arts
They’ve play’d their game so long,
That no man knows which side is right,
Or which is in the wrong.
By their tricks and schemes
They’ve been playing their game for so long,
That no one knows which side is right,
Or which one is wrong.
I’m sure I’ve Smithfield market
used
For more than twenty year,
But never did such murmurings
And dreadful outcries hear.
I’m sure I’ve used Smithfield market
For more than twenty years,
But I’ve never heard such murmurs
And terrifying cries.
Some for a church, and some a tub,
And some for both together;
And some, perhaps the greater part,
Have no regard for either.
Some for a church, and some for a tub,
And some for both together;
And some, maybe the majority,
Have no interest in either.
Some for a king, and some for none;
And some have hankerings
To mend the Commonwealth, and make
An empire of all kings.
Some for a king, and some for no one;
And some want to fix the Commonwealth and create
An empire for all kings.
He’ll reign but little time, poor
fool,
But sink beneath the State,
That will not fail to ride the fool
’Bove common horseman’s weight.
He'll rule for a short time, poor fool,
But will sink beneath the State,
That won't hesitate to ride the fool
Above the weight of a regular horseman.
And rulers, when they lose the power,
Like horses overweigh’d,
Must either fall and break their knees,
Or else turn perfect jade.
And rulers, when they lose power,
Like overburdened horses,
Must either fall and break their knees,
Or else become completely hardened.
The vicar to be twice rebuked
No longer could contain;
But thus replies,—To knaves like you
All arguments are vain.
The vicar, now fed up with being scolded again,
Could take it no longer;
But replies this way—To fools like you,
All points are pointless.
The Church must use her arm of flesh,
The other will not do;
The clergy waste their breath and time
On miscreants like you.
The Church must use its physical power,
The other won't suffice;
The clergy spend their breath and time
On miscreants like you.
You are so stubborn and so proud,
So dull and prepossest,
That no instructions can prevail
How well soe’er addrest.
You are so stubborn and so proud,
So dull and self-absorbed,
That no advice can get through
No matter how well it's worded.
Who would reform such reprobates,
Must drub them soundly first;
I know no other way but that
To make them wise or just.
Who would change such lost souls,
Must break them down first;
I know of no other way but that
To make them wise or fair.
Fie, vicar, fie, his patron said,
Sure that is not the way;
You should instruct your auditors
To suffer or obey.
Fie, vicar, fie, his patron said,
Surely that’s not the way;
You should teach your listeners
To endure or follow.
Come, vicar, lay your feuds aside,
And calmly take your cup;
And let us try in friendly wise
To make the matter up.
Come on, vicar, put your conflicts aside,
And peacefully take your drink;
And let’s try to work this out
In a friendly way.
That’s certainly the wiser course,
And better too by far;
All men of prudence strive to quench
The sparks of civil war.
That's definitely the smarter choice,
And way better too;
All sensible people work to put out
The flames of civil war.
By furious heats and ill advice
Our neighbours are undone,
Then let us timely caution take
From their destruction.
By heated arguments and bad advice
Our neighbors are in trouble,
So let’s take this as a warning
From their downfall.
If we would turn our heads about,
And look towards forty-one,
We soon should see what little jars
Those cruel wars begun.
If we turn our heads around,
And look towards forty-one,
We’ll quickly see what little tensions
Those brutal wars started.
A one-eyed cobbler then was one
Of that rebellious crew,
That did in Charles the martyr’s blood
Their wicked hands imbrue.
A one-eyed cobbler was part
Of that rebellious group,
That stained their hands with the blood
Of Charles the martyr.
I mention this not to deface
This cobbler’s reputation,
Whom I have always honest found,
And useful in his station.
I bring this up not to tarnish
This cobbler’s reputation,
Who I have always found to be honest,
And helpful in his role.
The vicars are a numerous tribe,
So are the cobblers too;
And if a general quarrel rise,
What must the country do?
The vicars are a large group,
So are the cobblers too;
And if a big argument breaks out,
What should the country do?
Our outward and our inward soals
Must quickly want repair;
And all the neighbourhood around
Would the misfortune share.
Our outward and inward souls
Must urgently seek repair;
And everyone in the neighborhood
Would share in the misfortune.
Sir, quoth the grazier, I believe
Our outward soals indeed
May quickly want the cobbler’s help
To be from leakings freed.
Sir, said the grazier, I think
Our outer soles really
Might soon need the cobbler’s help
To be leak-free.
But for our inward souls, I think
They’re of a worth too great
To be committed to the care
Of any holy cheat,
But for our inner selves, I think
They’re too valuable
To be entrusted to the care
Of any holy fraud,
Who only serves his God for gain,
Religion is his trade;
And ’tis by such as these our Church
So scandalous is made.
Who serves his God only for profit,
Religion is his business;
And it’s people like this that make our Church
So shameful.
Why should I trust my soul with one
That preaches, swears, and prays,
And the next moment contradicts
Himself in all he says?
Why should I trust my soul with someone
Who preaches, swears, and prays,
And then the next moment contradicts
Everything he says?
His solemn oaths he looks upon
As only words of course!
Which like their wives our fathers took
For better or for worse.
His serious promises he sees as
Just empty words!
Like the promises their fathers made
For better or for worse.
At this the cobbler bolder grew,
And stoutly thus reply’d,—
If you’re so good at drubbing, Sir,
Your manhood shall be try’d.
At this, the cobbler grew bolder,
And confidently replied,—
If you’re so good at beating people, Sir,
Your manhood will be tested.
What I have said I will maintain,
And further prove withal—
I daily do more good than you
In my respective call.
What I’ve said, I will stand by,
And I’ll prove it too—
I do more good every day than you
In my own line of work.
I know your character, quoth he,
You proud insulting vicar,
Who only huff and domineer
And quarrel in your liquor.
I know what you're like, he said,
You arrogant, disrespectful vicar,
Who just bluster and boss around
And bicker when you're drinking.
The honest gentleman, who saw
’Twould come again to blows,
Commands the cobbler to forbear,
And to the vicar goes.
The honest man, who saw
It would lead to fighting again,
Tells the cobbler to hold back,
And heads to the vicar.
Vicar, says he, for shame give o’er
And mitigate your rage;
You scandalize your cloth too much
A cobbler to engage.
Vicar, he says, for shame stop
And calm down your anger;
You're bringing too much shame to your profession
By getting involved with a cobbler.
All people’s eyes are on your tribe,
And every little ill
They multiply and aggravate
And will because they will.
All people are watching your tribe,
And every little wrong
They blow up and make worse
And will continue to do so.
Quoth Ralph, All this is empty talk
And only tends to laughter;
If these two varlets should be spared,
Who’d pity us hereafter?
Quoth Ralph, All this is just empty chatter
And only leads to laughter;
If these two rogues are let go,
Who would feel sorry for us later?
Your worship may do what you please,
But I’ll have satisfaction
For drubbing and for damages
In this ungodly action.
You can do whatever you want,
But I want justice
For the beating and the harm
In this outrageous situation.
I think that you can do no less
Than send them to the stocks;
And I’ll assist the constable
In fixing in their hocks.
I believe you should do nothing less
Than put them in stocks;
And I'll help the constable
In securing their ankles.
There let ’em sit and fight it out,
Or scold till they are friends;
Or, what is better much than both,
Till I am made amends.
There let them sit and argue it out,
Or complain until they're friends;
Or, what's even better than both,
Until I'm given an apology.
Ralph, quoth the knight, that’s well
advised,
Let them both hither go,
And you and the sub-magistrate
Take care that it be so.
Ralph, said the knight, that’s a good idea,
Let them both come here,
And you and the sub-magistrate
Make sure it happens.
Let them be lock’d in face to face,
Bare buttocks on the ground;
And let them in that posture sit
Till they with us compound.
Let them be locked in face to face,
Bare bottoms on the ground;
And let them sit like that
Until they reach an agreement with us.
Thus fixt, well leave them for a time,
Whilst we with grief relate,
How at a wake this knight and squire
Got each a broken pate.
So settled, let’s leave them for a while,
As we sadly tell,
How at a wake this knight and squire
Both ended up with broken heads.
p. 191THE GENEVA BALLAD.
From Samuel Butler’s Posthumous Works.
From Samuel Butler’s Posthumous Works.
Of all the factions
in the town
Moved by French springs or Flemish wheels,
None turns religion upside down,
Or tears pretences out at heels,
Like Splaymouth with his brace of caps,
Whose conscience might be scann’d perhaps
By the dimensions of his chaps;
Of all the groups
in the town
Driven by French springs or Flemish wheels,
None flips religion on its head,
Or pulls off facades at the seams,
Like Splaymouth with his two hats,
Whose conscience might be measured, maybe
By the size of his mouth;
He whom the sisters do adore,
Counting his actions all divine,
Who when the spirit hints can roar,
And, if occasion serves, can whine;
Nay, he can bellow, bray, or bark;
Was ever sike a Beauk-learn’d clerk
That speaks all linguas of the ark?
He whom the sisters adore,
Counting all his actions divine,
Who, when inspired, can roar,
And, if the time is right, can whine;
No, he can bellow, bray, or bark;
Was there ever such a Beauk-learn’d scholar
That speaks every language of the ark?
To draw the hornets in like bees,
With pleasing twangs he tones his prose;
He gives his handkerchief a squeeze,
And draws John Calvin thro’ his nose;
Motive on motive he obtrudes,
With slip-stocking similitudes,
Eight uses more, and so concludes.
To draw the hornets in like bees,
With nice touches, he refines his writing;
He gives his handkerchief a squeeze,
And brings John Calvin to mind with a sniff;
He pushes motives on motives,
With fancy analogies,
Eight more uses, and then he wraps it up.
Soon his unhallow’d fingers stript
His sovereign-liege of power and land;
And, having smote his master, slipt
His sword into his fellow’s hand;
But he that wears his eyes may note
Oft-times the butcher binds a goat,
And leaves his boy to cut her throat.
Soon his unholy fingers stripped
His sovereign of power and land;
And, having struck his master, slipped
His sword into his friend's hand;
But he who keeps watch with his eyes may notice
Often the butcher ties up a goat,
And leaves his boy to cut her throat.
Poor England felt his fury then
Outweigh’d Queen Mary’s many grains;
His very preaching slew more men
Than Bonnar’s faggots, stakes, and chains:
With dog-star zeal, and lungs like Boreas,
He fought, and taught, and, what’s notorious,
Destroy’d his Lord to make him glorious.
Poor England felt his anger then
Weigh more than Queen Mary’s many grains;
His very preaching killed more men
Than Bonnar’s faggots, stakes, and chains:
With fierce zeal and lungs like the wind,
He fought, and taught, and, what’s notorious,
Destroyed his Lord to make him glorious.
Yet drew for King and Parliament,
As if the wind could stand north-south;
Broke Moses’ law with blest intent,
Murther’d, and then he wiped his mouth:
Oblivion alters not his case,
Nor clemency nor acts of grace
Can blanch an Ethiopian’s face.
Yet he rallied for the King and Parliament,
As if the wind could blow any which way;
Broke Moses’ law with good intentions,
Killed, and then wiped his mouth;
Oblivion doesn’t change his situation,
Nor mercy nor kindness
Can change an Ethiopian’s skin.
Ripe for rebellion, he begins
To rally up the saints in swarms;
He bawls aloud, Sir, leave your sins,
But whispers, Boys, stand to your arms:
Thus he’s grown insolently rude,
Thinking his gods can’t be subdued—
Money, I mean, and multitude.
Ready for a revolt, he starts
To gather the faithful in droves;
He shouts loudly, “Sir, drop your sins,”
But quietly says, “Boys, get your weapons;”
This is how he’s become boldly disrespectful,
Believing his gods can’t be conquered—
Money, I mean, and numbers.
Hark! how he opens with full cry,
Halloo, my hearts, beware of Rome!
Cowards that are afraid to die
Thus make domestic brawls at home.
How quietly great Charles might reign,
Would all these Hotspurs cross the main
And preach down Popery in Spain.
Listen! Look how he starts with a loud shout,
Hello, my friends, watch out for Rome!
Cowards who fear to die
Stir up fights in their own homes.
How peacefully great Charles could rule,
If all these Hotspurs crossed the sea
And preached against Catholicism in Spain.
The starry rule of Heaven is fixt,
There’s no dissension in the sky;
And can there be a mean betwixt,
Confusion and conformity?
A place divided never thrives,
’Tis bad when hornets dwell in hives,
But worse when children play with knives.
The starry rule of Heaven is fixed,
There’s no disagreement in the sky;
And can there be a middle ground,
Between chaos and conformity?
A place divided never thrives,
It’s bad when hornets live in hives,
But worse when kids play with knives.
I would as soon turn back to mass,
Or change my praise to Thee and
Thou;
Let the Pope ride me like an ass,
And his priests milk me like a cow!
As buckle to Smectymnian laws,
The bad effects o’ th’ Good old Cause,
That have dove’s plumes, but vulture’s claws.
I would just as soon go back to mass,
Or change my praise to You and Thou;
Let the Pope ride me like a donkey,
And his priests milk me like a cow!
As buckle down to Smectymnian laws,
The negative outcomes of the Good old Cause,
That have dove's feathers, but vulture's claws.
For ’twas the holy Kirk that nursed,
The Brownists and the ranters’ crew;
p. 194Foul
error’s motley vesture first
Was oaded [98] in a northern
blue;
And what’s th’ enthusiastick breed,
Or men of Knipperdolin’s creed,
But Cov’nanters run up to seed!
For it was the holy Church that raised,
The Brownists and the ranters’ group;
p. 194Foul
error’s mixed attire first
Was loaded [98] in a northern
blue;
And what’s the enthusiastic crowd,
Or people of Knipperdolin’s belief,
But Covenanters gone to seed!
Yet they all cry they love the King,
And make boast of their innocence:
There cannot be so vile a thing
But may be cover’d with pretence;
Yet when all’s said, one thing I’ll swear,
No subject like th’ old Cavalier,
No traytor like Jack-Presbyter.
Yet they all shout that they love the King,
And brag about their innocence:
There can't be anything so vile
That can't be hidden with pretense;
But when it’s all said and done, I’ll swear,
No subject is like the old Cavalier,
No traitor like Jack-Presbyter.
THE DEVIL’S PROGRESS ON EARTH,
Either
HUGGLE DUGGLE.
From Durfey’s “Pills to Purge Melancholy.”
From Durfey’s “Pills to Purge Melancholy.”
Frier Bacon walks again,
And Doctor Forster [99] too;
Prosperine and Pluto,
And many a goblin crew:
With that a merry devil,
To make the Airing, vow’d;
Huggle Duggle, Ha! ha! ha!
The Devil laugh’d aloud.
Frier Bacon is back at it,
And Doctor Forster [99] too;
Prosperine and Pluto,
And a whole bunch of goblins:
Then a playful devil,
Declared he’d join the fun;
Huggle Duggle, Ha! ha! ha!
The devil laughed out loud.
With that into the city
Away the Devil went;
To view the merchants’ dealings
It was his full intent:
And there along the brave Exchange
He crept into the croud.
Huggle Duggle, etc.
With that, he headed into the city
Off went the Devil;
To check out the merchants’ trades
Was his complete plan:
And there along the busy Exchange
He sneaked into the crowd.
Huggle Duggle, etc.
He went into the city
To see all there was well;
Their scales were false, their weights were light,
Their conscience fit for hell;
And Panders chosen magistrates,
And Puritans allow’d.
Huggle Duggle, etc.
He went into the city
To see everything there was well;
Their scales were off, their weights were light,
Their conscience was wretched;
And Panders were chosen as magistrates,
And Puritans were accepted.
Huggle Duggle, etc.
With that unto the country
Away the Devil goeth;
For there is all plain dealing,
For that the Devil knoweth:
But the rich man reaps the gains
For which the poor man plough’d.
Huggle Duggle, etc.
With that, the Devil goes away from the country;
Because everything is straightforward there,
For that’s what the Devil understands:
But the rich man takes the profits
From the hard work of the poor man.
Huggle Duggle, etc.
A BOTTLE DEFINITION OF THAT FALLEN ANGEL, CALLED A WHIG.
From a collection of Historical and State Poems, Satyrs, Songs, and Epigrams, by Ned Ward, A. D. 1717.
From a collection of Historical and State Poems, Satyrs, Songs, and Epigrams, by Ned Ward, A. D. 1717.
What is a
Whig? A cunning rogue
That once was in, now out of vogue:
A rebel to the Church and throne,
Of Lucifer the very spawn.
What? is a
Whig? A sly trickster
That was once popular, now out of style:
A rebel against the Church and monarchy,
The very offspring of Lucifer.
A tyrant, who is ne’er at rest
In power, or when he’s dispossess’d;
A knave, who foolishly has lost
What so much blood and treasure cost.
A tyrant, who is never at ease
In power, or when he's overthrown;
A scoundrel, who foolishly has lost
What so much blood and treasure bought.
A lying, bouncing desperado,
A bomb, a stink-pot, a granado;
That’s ready primed, and charged to break,
And mischief do for mischief’s sake:
A lying, bouncing outlaw,
A bomb, a stink bomb, a grenade;
That's all set and ready to blow,
And cause trouble just for the fun of it:
A comet, whose portending phiz
Appears more dreadful than it is;
But now propitious stars repel
Those ills it lastly did fortel.
A comet, whose ominous face
Looks scarier than it really is;
But now, favorable stars push away
The troubles it once foretold.
’Twill burst with unregarded spight,
And, since the Parliament proves right,
Will turn to smoke, which shone of late
So bright and flaming in the State.
It will explode with unnoticed anger,
And since the Parliament is correct,
It will turn to smoke, which recently
Shined so bright and fiery in the State.
p. 197THE DESPONDING WHIG.
From Ned Ward’s Works, vol. iv. 1709.
From Ned Ward’s Works, vol. iv. 1709.
When owles are
strip’d of their disguise,
And wolves of shepherd’s cloathing,
Those birds and beasts that please our eyes
Will then beget our loathing;
When foxes tremble in their holes
At dangers that they see,
And those we think so wise prove fools,
Then low, boys, down go we.
When owls are stripped of their disguise,
And wolves of shepherd’s clothing,
Those birds and beasts that charm us
Will then make us disgusted;
When foxes tremble in their holes
At dangers they can see,
And those we think are so wise turn out to be fools,
Then, boys, we all go down.
If those designs abortive prove
We’ve been so long in hatching,
And cunning knaves are forced to move
From home for fear of catching;
The rabble soon will change their tone
When our intrigues they see,
And cry God save the Church and Throne,
Then low, boys, down go we.
If those plans turn out to be failures
We’ve spent so much time planning,
And sneaky tricksters have to leave
Their homes for fear of getting caught;
The crowd will soon change their tune
When they see our schemes,
And shout God save the Church and Throne,
Then down we go, boys.
The weaver then no more must leave
His loom and turn a preacher,
Nor with his cant poor fools deceive
To make himself the richer.
Our leaders soon would disappear
If such a change should be,
Our scriblers too would stink for fear,
Then low, boys, down go we.
The weaver no longer needs to leave
His loom to become a preacher,
Nor deceive the naive with his chatter
To make himself wealthier.
Our leaders would quickly vanish
If this change unfolded,
Our writers would also smell of fear,
Then, down we go, boys.
If such unhappy days should come,
Our virtue, moderation,
Would surely be repaid us home
With double compensation;
For as we never could forgive,
I fear we then should see
That what we lent we must receive,
Then low, boys, down go we.
If those unfortunate days ever arrive,
Our goodness and moderation,
Would definitely be rewarded back home
With extra compensation;
Because since we could never forgive,
I'm afraid we would then realize
That what we gave, we must get back,
Then, boys, we go down low.
Should honest brethren once discern
Our knaveries, they’d disown us,
And bubbl’d fools more wit should learn,
The Lord have mercy on us;
Let’s guard against that evil day,
Least such a time should be,
And tackers should come into play,
Then low, boys, down go we.
Should our honest friends ever see
Our tricks, they’d reject us,
And foolish ones would gain some sense,
The Lord have mercy on us;
Let’s protect ourselves from that bad day,
Lest such a time should come,
And those who take advantage should step in,
Then, oh no, boys, down we go.
Tho’ hitherto we’ve play’d
our parts
Like wary cunning foxes,
And gain’d the common people’s hearts
By broaching het’rodoxes,—
But they’re as fickle as the winds,
With nothing long agree,
And when they change their wav’ring minds,
Then low, boys, down go we.
Though until now we've played
our parts
Like clever, cautious foxes,
And won the hearts of the common people
By putting forth new ideas,—
But they're as unpredictable as the winds,
With no lasting loyalty,
And when they change their wavering minds,
Then, hey boys, we’re out.
PHANATICK ZEAL,
OR
A LOOKING-GLASS FOR THE WHIGS.
From a Collection of 180 Loyal
Songs.
Tune, “A Swearing we will go.”
From a Collection of 180 Loyal Songs.
Tune, “A Swearing we will go.”
Who would not be a
Tory
When the loyal are call’d so:
And a Whig now is known
To be the nation’s foe?
So a Tory I will be, will be,
And a Tory I will be.
Who? would not be a
Tory
When the loyal are called so:
And a Whig is now known
To be the nation's enemy?
So a Tory I will be, will be,
And a Tory I will be.
With little band precise,
Hair Presbyterian cut,
Whig turns up hands and eyes
Though smoking hot from slut.
So a Tory I will be, etc.
With a precise little band,
Hair cut like a Presbyterian,
The Whig rolls up hands and eyes
Though it’s smoking hot from a skank.
So I will be a Tory, etc.
Black cap turn’d up with white,
With wolfish neck and face,
And mouth with nonsense stuft,
Speaks Whig a man of grace,
And a Tory I will be, etc.
Black cap flipped up with white,
With a wolfish neck and face,
And a mouth stuffed with nonsense,
Speaks Whig like a graceful man,
And a Tory I will be, etc.
Example, we do own,
Than precept better is;
For Creswell she was safe,
When she lived a private Miss.
And a Tory I will be, etc.
Example, we do own,
It's better than just advice;
For Creswell, she was safe,
When she lived as a private lady.
And I will be a Tory, etc.
The Whigs, though ne’er so proud,
Sometimes have been as low,
For there are some of note
Have long a raree-show.
And a Tory I will be, etc.
The Whigs, no matter how proud they get,
Sometimes find themselves low,
Because there are some well-known people
Who have put on quite a show.
And a Tory I will be, etc.
These mushrooms now have got
Their champion turn-coat hick;
But if the naked truth were known
They’re assisted by old Nick.
And a Tory I will be, etc.
These mushrooms now have
Their champion turncoat hick;
But if the whole truth were revealed
They’re backed by the devil himself.
And a Tory I will be, etc.
To be and to be not
At once is in their power;
For when they’re in, they’re guilty,
But clear when out o’ the tower.
And a Tory I will be, etc.
To exist or not to exist
Both options are theirs to choose;
Because when they're inside, they're in the wrong,
But they're innocent when they're out of the tower.
And I'll be a Tory, etc.
To carry their designs,
Though ’t contradicts their sense;
They’re clear a Whiggish traytor
Against clear evidence.
And a Tory I will be, etc.
To push their agendas,
Even if it goes against their beliefs;
They're obviously a Whig traitor
Despite clear evidence.
And a Tory I will be, etc.
For bodkins and for thimbles
Now let your tubsters cant;
Their confounded tired cause
Had never yet more want.
So a Tory I will be, etc.
For needles and for thimbles
Now let your tubsters talk;
Their frustrating tired cause
Has never had more need.
So a Tory I will be, etc.
For ignoramus Toney
Has left you in the lurch;
And you have spent your money,
So, faith, e’en come to Church;
For a Tory I will be, etc.
For clueless Toney
Has left you hanging;
And you've wasted your cash,
So honestly, just come to Church;
For a Tory I will be, etc.
They are of no religion,
Be it spoken to their glories,
For St Peter and St Paul
With them both are Tories;
And a Tory I will be, etc.
They follow no religion,
No matter how grandly it’s spoken,
For St. Peter and St. Paul
Are both aligned with Tories;
And a Tory I will be, etc.
They’re excellent contrivers,
I wonder what they’re not,
For something they can make
Of nothing and a plot.
And a Tory I will be, etc.
They’re great at coming up with ideas,
I wonder what they’re not,
Because they can create
Something out of nothing and a storyline.
And I will be a Tory, etc.
But now your holy cheat
Is known throughout the nation;
And a Whig is known to be
A thing quite out of fashion.
And a Tory I will be, etc.
But now your holy trick
Is known all over the country;
And a Whig is known to be
Something that's completely out of style.
And a Tory I will be, etc.
p. 202A
NEW GAME AT CARDS:
or
WIN AT FIRST AND LOSE AT LAST.
A popular ballad, written immediately after the restoration of Charles II.; and in which the victorious Cavaliers render honour to General Monk, Duke of Albemarle.
A popular ballad, written right after the restoration of Charles II, in which the victorious Cavaliers pay tribute to General Monk, Duke of Albemarle.
Tune, “Ye gallants that delight to play.”
Tune, “You fine folks who enjoy to play.”
Ye merry hearts that
love to play
At cards, see who hath won the day;
You that once did sadly sing
The knave of clubs hath won the king;
Now more happy times we have,
The king hath overcome the knave.
You cheerful folks who love to play
At cards, see who has won the day;
You who once sang with a frown
The knave of clubs has taken the crown;
Now we have happier times,
The king has beaten the knave.
Not long ago a game was play’d,
When three crowns at the stakes were laid;
England had no cause to boast,
Knaves won that which kings had lost:
Coaches gave the way to carts,
And clubs were better cards than hearts.
Not long ago, a game was played,
When three crowns were on the line;
England had no reason to brag,
The tricks went to those who deceived:
Luxury gave way to common folk,
And clubs were better than hearts.
Old Noll was the knave o’ clubs,
And dad of such as preach in tubs;
Bradshaw, Ireton, and Pride
Were three other knaves beside;
And they play’d with half the pack,
Throwing out all cards but black.
Old Noll was the knave of clubs,
And the father of those who preach in tubs;
Bradshaw, Ireton, and Pride
Were three other knaves alongside;
And they played with half the deck,
Throwing out all cards but black.
But the just Fates threw these four out,
Which made the loyal party shout;
The Pope would fain have had the stock,
And with these cards have whipt his dock.
But soon the Devil these cards snatches
To dip in brimstone, and make matches.
But the fair Fates tossed these four out,
Which made the loyal group cheer;
The Pope would really have taken the lot,
And with these cards would have ruled a lot.
But soon the Devil snatched these cards
To dip in brimstone and create sparks.
Cromwell, though he so much had won,
Yet he had an unlucky son;
He sits still, and not regards,
Whilst cunning gamesters set the cards;
And thus, alas! poor silly Dick,
He play’d awhile, and lost his trick.
Cromwell, even though he achieved so much,
He had an unfortunate son;
He sits quietly, not paying attention,
While clever players arrange the cards;
And so, sadly! poor foolish Dick,
He played for a while and lost his hand.
The Rumpers that had won whole towns,
The spoils of martyrs and of crowns,
Were not contented, but grew rough,
As though they had not won enough;
They kept the cards still in their hands,
To play for tithes and college lands.
The Rumpers that had taken over entire towns,
The rewards of martyrs and of crowns,
Weren't satisfied, but became harsh,
As if they hadn't gained enough;
They still held onto the cards,
Ready to play for tithes and college lands.
The Presbyters began to fret
That they were like to lose the sett;
Unto the Rump they did appeal,
And said it was their turn to deal;
Then dealt with Presbyterians, but
The army swore that they would cut.
The Elders started to worry
That they were about to lose their position;
They appealed to the Rump,
Claiming it was their time to act;
Then negotiated with the Presbyterians, but
The army vowed they would retaliate.
The foreign lands began to wonder,
To see what gallants we lived under,
That they, which Christians did forswear,
Should follow gaming all the year,—
Nay more, which was the strangest thing,
To play so long without a king.
The foreign countries started to wonder,
To see what nobles we lived among,
That those who renounced Christianity
Should spend all year just playing games,—
And even stranger, it was so bizarre,
To play for so long without a leader.
But Cheshire men (as stories say)
Began to show them gamester’s play;
Brave Booth and all his army strives
To save the stakes, or lose their lives;
But, oh sad fate! they were undone
By playing of their cards too soon.
But Cheshire men (as stories say)
Started to show them how to gamble;
Brave Booth and all his crew tried
To save their bets, or risk their lives;
But, oh sad fate! they were done in
By playing their cards too soon.
Thus all the while a club was trump,
There’s none could ever beat the Rump,
Until a noble general came,
And gave the cheaters a clear slam;
His finger did outwit their noddy,
And screw’d up poor Jack Lambert’s body.
Thus all this time a club was great,
There’s no one who could outsmart the Rump,
Until a noble general showed up,
And dealt the cheaters a strong blow;
His finger outsmarted their foolishness,
And messed up poor Jack Lambert’s body.
Then Haslerigg began to scowl,
And said the general play’d foul.
Look to him, partners, for I tell ye,
This Monk has got a king in’s belly.
Not so, quoth Monk, but I believe
Sir Arthur has a knave in’s sleeve.
Then Haslerigg started to frown,
And said the general played dirty.
Watch out for him, partners, because I’m telling you,
This Monk has a king up his sleeve.
Not so, said the Monk, but I believe
Sir Arthur hides a trick up his sleeve.
When General Monk did understand
The Rump were peeping into’s hand,
He wisely kept his cards from sight,
Which put the Rump into a fright;
He saw how many were betray’d
That show’d their cards before they play’d.
When General Monk realized
The Rump was trying to see his hand,
He smartly kept his cards hidden,
Which scared the Rump;
He noticed how many had been betrayed
Who revealed their cards before they played.
But presently this game was past,
And for a second knaves were cast;
All new cards, not stain’d with spots,
As was the Rumpers and the Scots,—
Here good gamesters play’d their parts
And turn’d up the king of hearts.
But now this game was over,
And for a moment, the cheats were gone;
All new cards, not stained or marked,
Like the Rumpers and the Scots,—
Here good players played their roles
And revealed the king of hearts.
After this game was done, I think
The standers-by had cause to drink,
And all loyal subjects sing,
Farewell knaves, and welcome King;
For, till we saw the King return’d,
We wish’d the cards had all been burn’d.
After this game was over, I think
The onlookers had reason to celebrate,
And all loyal subjects sang,
Goodbye, troublemakers, and welcome, King;
Because until we saw the King back,
We wished all the cards had been burned.
THE CAVALEERS LITANY.
(March 25th, 1660.)—From the King’s Pamphlets, British Museum.
(March 25th, 1660.)—From the King’s Pamphlets, British Museum.
From pardons which
extend to woods,
Entitle thieves to keep our goods,
Forgive our rents as well as bloods,
God bless, etc.
From pardons that cover forests,
Allowing thieves to keep our stuff,
Forgiving our rents as well as our injuries,
God bless, etc.
From Christians which can soon forget
Our injuries, but not one bit
Of self-concernment would remit,
God bless, etc.
From Christians who can quickly forget
Our injuries, but not a bit
Of self-centeredness would let up,
God bless, etc.
From duresse, and their dolefull tale,
Who, famisht by a lawless sale,
Compounded it for cakes and ale,
God bless, etc.
From hardship, and their sad story,
Who, starved by an unfair sale,
Settled for cakes and ale,
God bless, etc.
From persons still to tread the stage,
Who did the drudgeries of our age
(Such counsells are, I fear, too sage),
God bless, etc.
From people who are yet to take the stage,
Who did the hard work of our time
(Such advice is, I worry, too wise),
God bless, etc.
From maximes which (to make all sure)
With great rewards the bad allure,
’Cause of the good they are secure,
God bless, etc.
From maxims that (to be certain)
With big rewards tempt the wicked,
Because of the good they feel safe,
God bless, etc.
From cunning gamesters, who, they say,
Are sure to winne, what-e’re they play;
In April Lambert, Charles in May,
God bless, etc.
From clever players, who, they say,
Are sure to win at whatever they play;
In April Lambert, Charles in May,
God bless, etc.
From neuters and their leven’d lump,
Who name the King and mean the Rump,
Or care not much what card is trump,
God bless, etc.
From those who don’t take sides and are just a mass,
Who mention the King but really mean the leftovers,
Or don’t really mind what the winning card is,
God bless, etc.
From brethren who must still dissent,
Whose froward gospell brooks no Lent,
And who recant, but ne’er repent,
God bless, etc.
From brothers who still disagree,
Whose stubborn gospel accepts no Lent,
And who backtrack but never truly regret,
God bless, etc.
From Levites void of truth and shame,
Who to the time their pulpits frame,
And keep the style but change the name,
God bless, etc.
From Levites who lack truth and shame,
Who adapt their pulpits to the times,
And keep the style but change the name,
God bless, etc.
From men by heynous crimes made rich,
Who (though their hopes are in the ditch)
Have still th’ old fornicatours itch,
God bless, etc.
From men made rich through terrible crimes,
Who (even though their hopes are in the gutter)
Still have that old lustful itch,
God bless, etc.
From such as freely paid th’ arrears
Of the State-troops for many years,
But grudge one tax for Cavaleers,
God bless, etc.
From those who have willingly covered the debts Of the State troops for many years, But resent paying one tax for Cavaliers, God bless, etc.
THE SECOND PART.
A crown of gold
without allay,
Not here provided for one day,
But framed above to last for aye!
God send, etc.
A tiara of gold
not made of cheap metal,
not just meant for a single day,
but designed to endure forever!
God bless, etc.
A people still as true and kind
As late (when for their King they pin’d),
Not fickle as the tide or wild,
God send, etc.
A people still as genuine and compassionate
As before (when they longed for their King),
Not changeable like the tide or unruly,
God send, etc.
A fleet like that in fifty-three,
To re-assert our power at sea,
And make proud Flemings bend their knee,
God send, etc.
A fleet like the one in fifty-three,
To reaffirm our power at sea,
And make proud Flemings bow their heads,
God willing, etc.
Full magazines and cash in store,
That such as wrought his fate before
May hope to do the same no more,
God send, etc.
Full magazines and cash on hand,
Those who shaped their fate before
May hope to do the same no longer,
God help us, etc.
A searching judgement to divine,
Of persons whether they do joyn
For love, for fear, or for design,
God send, etc.
A searching judgment to figure out,
If people are coming together
For love, for fear, or for a purpose,
God send, etc.
A well-complexion’d Parliament,
That shall (like Englishmen) resent
What loyall subjects underwent,
God send, etc.
A well-complexioned Parliament,
That will (like Englishmen) feel upset
About what loyal subjects went through,
God send, etc.
Review of statutes lately past,
Made in such heat, pen’d in such hast,
That all events were not forecast,
God send, etc.
Review of recently enacted laws,
Created in a rush, written in such haste,
That not all outcomes were anticipated,
God send, etc.
A raven to supply their need,
Whose martyrdom (like noble seed)
Sprung up at length and choak’t the weed,
God send, etc.
A raven to fulfill their need,
Whose sacrifice (like noble seed)
Eventually grew and choked the weed,
God send, etc.
The King and kingdom’s debts
defray’d,
And those of honest men well pay’d,
To which their vertue them betray’d,
God send, etc.
The King and the kingdom's debts paid off,
And those of honest people settled,
To which their virtue led them astray,
God send, etc.
Increase of customes to the King
May our increase of traffick bring,
’Tis that will make the people sing
Long live, etc.
Increase of customs to the King
May our increase in trade bring,
That’s what will make the people sing
Long live, etc.
London, printed for Robert Crofts, at the Crown, in Chancery Lane, 1661.
London, published for Robert Crofts, at the Crown, in Chancery Lane, 1661.
THE CAVALIER’S COMPLAINT.
This and the following ballad, from the King’s Pamphlets, British Museum, express the discontent of the Cavaliers at the ingratitude of King Charles to the old supporters of the fortunes of his family.—(March 15th, 1660.)
This and the next ballad from the King’s Pamphlets at the British Museum show how the Cavaliers felt dissatisfied with King Charles for not appreciating the loyal supporters of his family's fortunes.—(March 15th, 1660.)
To the tune of “I tell thee, Dick.”
To the tune of “I tell you, Dick.”
But this doth most afflict my mind:
I went to Court in hope to find
Some of my friends in place;
And walking there, I had a sight
Of all the crew, but, by this light!
I hardly knew one face.
But this really troubles me:
I went to court hoping to find
Some of my friends in position;
And while walking there, I saw
All the crowd, but honestly!
I barely recognized one face.
’S’life! of so many noble
sparkes,
Who on their bodies bear the markes
Of their integritie;
And suffer’d ruine of estate,
It was my damn’d unhappy fate
That I not one could see.
’S’life! So many noble sparks,
Who show the marks of their integrity on their bodies;
And suffered ruin to their wealth,
It was my cursed, unlucky fate
That I couldn't see a single one.
Not one, upon my life, among
My old acquaintance all along
At Truro and before;
And I suppose the place can show
As few of those whom thou didst know
At Yorke or Marston-moore.
Not one, I swear, among
My old friends from back then
At Truro and before;
And I guess the place can show
As few of those you knew
At York or Marston Moor.
But truly there are swarmes of those
Who lately were our chiefest foes,
Of pantaloons and muffes;
Whilst the old rusty Cavaleer
Retires, or dares not once appear,
For want of coyne and cuffes.
But really, there are swarms of those
Who recently were our biggest enemies,
Of pants and gloves;
While the old, rusty Cavalier
Withdraws, or doesn’t dare to show up,
For lack of cash and cuffs.
Troth! in contempt of Fortune’s frown,
I’ll get me fairly out of town,
And in a cloyster pray;
That since the starres are yet unkind
To Royalists, the King may find
More faithfull friends than they.
Honestly! Ignoring Fortune’s disapproval,
I’ll leave town for good,
And go pray in a cloister;
Since the stars are still unkind
To Royalists, may the King find
More loyal friends than they.
AN ECHO TO THE CAVALIER’S COMPLAINT.
I marvel, Dick, that
having been
So long abroad, and having seen
The world as thou hast done,
Thou should’st acquaint mee with a tale
As old as Nestor, and as stale
As that of Priest and Nunne. [100]
I marvel, Dick, that after being
So long away and having seen
The world like you have,
You would tell me a story
As old as Nestor and as tired
As that of Priest and Nun. [100]
Are we to learn what is a Court?
A pageant made for fortune’s sport,
Where merits scarce appear;
For bashfull merit only dwells
In camps, in villages, and cells;
Alas! it dwells not there.
Are we supposed to figure out what a Court really is?
A spectacle set up for fortune's amusement,
Where true skill is hardly seen;
Because shy talent only exists
In military camps, small towns, and solitude;
Alas! it doesn't stay there.
The King, they say, doth still professe
To give his party some redresse,
And cherish honestie;
But his good wishes prove in vain,
Whose service with his servants’ gain
Not alwayes doth agree.
The King, they say, still claims
To give his party some support,
And uphold honesty;
But his good intentions turn out useless,
Whose service doesn't always align
With his servants' interests.
All princes (be they ne’er so wise)
Are fain to see with others’ eyes,
But seldom hear at all;
And courtiers find their interest
In time to feather well their nest,
Providing for their fall.
All princes (no matter how wise they are)
Are eager to see through others’ eyes,
But rarely listen at all;
And courtiers find their advantage
In time to line their own nests,
Preparing for their downfall.
Our comfort doth on time depend,
Things when they are at worst will mend;
And let us but reflect
On our condition th’ other day,
When none but tyrants bore the sway,
What did we then expect?
Our comfort depends on time,
Things will get better when they’re at their worst;
And if we just think
About our situation the other day,
When only tyrants were in control,
What did we expect then?
Meanwhile a calm retreat is best,
But discontent (if not supprest)
Will breed disloyaltie;
This is the constant note I sing,
I have been faithful to the King,
And so shall ever be.
Meanwhile, a peaceful retreat is ideal,
But discontent (if not kept in check)
Will lead to disloyalty;
This is the steady message I repeat,
I have been loyal to the King,
And I always will be.
London, printed for Robert Crofts, at the Crown, in Chancery Lane, 1661.
London, published for Robert Crofts, at the Crown, on Chancery Lane, 1661.
p. 213A RELATION.
Of Ten grand infamous Traytors, who, for their horrid murder and detestable villany against our late soveraigne Lord King Charles the First, that ever blessed martyr, were arraigned, tryed, and executed in the moneth of October, 1660, which in perpetuity will be had in remembrance unto the world’s end.
Of ten notorious traitors who, for their brutal murder and despicable actions against our late sovereign Lord King Charles the First, that ever-blessed martyr, were charged, tried, and executed in October 1660, which will forever be remembered until the end of the world.
This is one of the Six Ballads of the Restoration found in a trunk, and sent by Sir W. C. Trevelyan to the British Museum. “No measure threw more disgrace on the Restoration,” says Mr Wright, “than the prosecution of the regicides; and the heartless and sanguinary manner in which it was conducted tended more than any other circumstance to open the eyes of the people to the real character of the government to which they had been betrayed.” Pepys observes on the 20th Oct., “A bloody week this and the last have been; there being ten hanged, drawn, and quartered.”
This is one of the Six Ballads of the Restoration found in a trunk and sent by Sir W. C. Trevelyan to the British Museum. “No measure brought more disgrace to the Restoration,” says Mr. Wright, “than the prosecution of the regicides; and the heartless and brutal way it was carried out did more than anything else to open the people’s eyes to the true nature of the government they had been betrayed into.” Pepys notes on October 20th, “This week and last have been bloody; there have been ten hanged, drawn, and quartered.”
The tune is “Come let us drinke, the time invites.”
The tune is “Come, let’s drink; the time calls for it.”
Hee that can impose
a thing,
And shew forth a reason
For what was done against the King,
From the palace to the prison;
Let him here with me recite,
For my pen is bent to write
The horrid facts of treason.
He who can enforce
a point,
And provide a reason
For what was done against the King,
From the palace to the prison;
Let him share with me,
For I’m ready to write
The terrible truths of treason.
Since there is no learned scribe
Nor arithmaticion
Ever able to decide
The usurp’d base ambition,
Which in truth I shall declare,
Traytors here which lately were,
Who wanted a phisitian.
Since there is no wise scribe
Nor mathematician
Ever able to determine
The stolen base ambition,
Which I will explain,
Traitors here who recently were,
Who needed a physician.
And the phisick did compose,
Within a pound of reason;
First to take away the cause,
Then to purge away the treason,
With a dosse of hemp made up,
Wrought as thickly as a rope,
And given them in due season.
And the medicine was prepared,
Within a pound of logic;
First to remove the cause,
Then to eliminate the betrayal,
With a dose of hemp mixed in,
Woven as tightly as a rope,
And given to them at the right time.
The doctors did prescribe at last
To give ’um this potation,
A vomit or a single cast,
Well deserved, in purgation;
After that to lay them downe,
And bleed a veine in every one,
As traytors of the nation.
The doctors finally prescribed
To give them this potion,
A vomit or a single dose,
Well deserved, for cleansing;
After that, to lay them down,
And bleed a vein in each one,
As traitors of the country.
So when first the physicke wrought,
The thirteenth of October, [101]
The patient on a sledge was brought,
Like a rebell and a rover,
p. 215To the
execution tree;
Where with much dexterity
Was gently turned over.
So when the medicine first took effect,
On October thirteenth, [101]
The patient was brought on a sled,
Like a rebel and a drifter,
p. 215To the execution tree;
Where with great skill
They were gently turned over.
THE SECOND PART.
To the same tune.
To the same beat.
Monday was the
fifteenth day,
As Carew then did follow, [102]
Of whom all men I thinke might say
In tyranny did deeply wallow;
Traytor proved unto the King,
Which made him on the gallowes swing,
And all the people hallow.
Monday was the
fifteenth day,
As Carew then followed, [102]
Of whom I think all men could say
He was deep in tyranny;
A traitor to the King,
Which led him to hang on the gallows,
And all the people cheered.
Tuesday, after Peters, Cooke, [103]
Two notorious traytors,
That brought our soveraigne to the blocke,
For which were hang’d and cut in quarters;
’Twas Cooke which wrought the bloody thing
To draw the charge against our King,
That ever blessed martyr.
Tuesday, after Peters, Cooke, [103]
Two infamous traitors,
Who led our sovereign to the block,
For which they were hanged and quartered;
It was Cooke who did the bloody deed
To level the charge against our King,
That ever blessed martyr.
p.
216Next, on Wednesday, foure came,
For murthur all imputed,
There to answer for the same,
Which in judgement were confuted.
Gregorie Clement, Jones, and Scot,
And Scroop together, for a plot, [104]
Likewise were executed.
p. 216Next, on Wednesday, four came,
Accused of murder,
There to answer for the same,
Which in court was disproven.
Gregorie Clement, Jones, and Scot,
And Scroop together, for a scheme,[104]
Also faced execution.
Thursday past, and Friday then,
To end the full conclusion,
And make the traytors just up ten,
That day were brought to execution,
Hacker and proud Axtell he, [105]
At Tyburne for their treachery
Received their absolution.
Thursday has passed, and Friday came,
To wrap up the whole story,
And make the traitors pay the price,
That day they were executed,
Hacker and the proud Axtell, [105]
At Tyburn for their betrayal
Received their absolution.
Let now October warning make
To bloody-minded traytors,
That never phisicke more they take,
For in this moneth they lost their quarters;
Being so against the King,
Which to murther they did bring,
The ever blessed martyr.
Let now October be a warning
To bloody-minded traitors,
That they’ll never take medicine again,
For in this month they lost their lives;
Being so against the King,
Who they plotted to murder,
The ever-blessed martyr.
London, printed for Fr. Coles, T. Vere, M. Wright, and W. Gilbertson.
London, published for Fr. Coles, T. Vere, M. Wright, and W. Gilbertson.
THE GLORY OF THESE NATIONS;
Or, King and peoples happinesse. Being a brief relation of King Charles’s royall progresse from Dover to London, how the Lord Generall and the Lord Mayor, with all the nobility and gentry of the land, brought him thorow the famous city of London to his pallace at Westminster, the 29th of May last, being his Majesties birth-day, to the great comfort of his loyall subjects.
Or, the happiness of the King and the people. A short summary of King Charles’s royal journey from Dover to London, where the Lord General and the Lord Mayor, along with all the nobility and gentry of the land, escorted him through the renowned city of London to his palace at Westminster on the 29th of May, his Majesty's birthday, bringing great joy to his loyal subjects.
One of the six curious broadsides found by Sir W. C. Trevelyan in the lining of a trunk, and now in the British Museum.
One of the six intriguing broadsides discovered by Sir W. C. Trevelyan in the lining of a trunk, now housed in the British Museum.
The new Parliament met on the twenty-fifth of April, and on the first of May the King’s letter from Breda was read, and the Restoration determined by a vote of the House. The King immediately repaired to the coast, and, after meeting with some obstruction from the roughness of the weather, went on p. 218board the Nazeby on the 23rd of May. On the 25th he landed at Dover. He made his entry into London on the 29th.
The new Parliament met on April 25th, and on May 1st, the King’s letter from Breda was read, leading to the Restoration being confirmed by a vote in the House. The King quickly went to the coast, and despite facing some delays due to bad weather, he boarded the Nazeby on May 23rd. On the 25th, he landed in Dover, and he made his entrance into London on the 29th.
To the tune of “When the King enjoys his own again.”
To the tune of “When the King enjoys his own again.”
Where’s those
that did prognosticate,
And did envy fair England’s state,
And said King Charles no more should reign?
Their predictions were but in vain,
For the King is now return’d,
For whom fair England mourn’d;
His nobles royally him entertain.
Now blessed be the day!
Thus do his subjects say,
That God hath brought him home again.
Where are you? those
who predicted,
And envied fair England’s situation,
And said King Charles would rule no more?
Their predictions were just empty words,
For the King has now returned,
For whom fair England grieved;
His nobles welcome him royally.
Now blessed be the day!
This is what his subjects say,
That God has brought him back home again.
The twenty-second of lovely May
At Dover arrived, fame doth say,
Where our most noble generall
Did on his knees before him fall,
Craving to kiss his hand,
So soon as he did land.
Royally they did him entertain,
With all their pow’r and might,
To bring him to his right,
And place him in his own again.
The twenty-second of beautiful May
At Dover showed up, as the story goes,
Where our most noble general
Knelt down before him,
Asking to kiss his hand,
As soon as he landed.
They treated him royally,
With all their power and strength,
To restore his position,
And put him back in his rightful place.
Then the King, I understand,
Did kindly take him by the hand
And lovingly did him embrace,
Rejoycing for to see his face.
Hee lift him from the ground
With joy that did abound,
And graciously did him entertain;
Rejoycing that once more
He was o’ th’ English shore,
To enjoy his own in peace again.
Then the King, I gather,
Gently took him by the hand
And lovingly embraced him,
Rejoicing to see his face.
He lifted him from the ground
With overwhelming joy,
And graciously welcomed him;
Rejoicing that once more
He was on English soil,
To enjoy his own in peace again.
p.
219From Dover to Canterbury they past,
And so to Cobham-hall at last;
From thence to London march amain,
With a triumphant and glorious train,
Where he was received with joy,
His sorrow to destroy,
In England once more for to raign;
Now all men do sing,
God save Charles our King,
That now enjoyes his own again.
p. 219They traveled from Dover to Canterbury,
And then finally to Cobham Hall;
From there, they marched on to London,
With a triumphant and glorious group,
Where he was welcomed with joy,
To dispel his sorrow,
Back in England to reign again;
Now everyone sings,
God save Charles our King,
Who is now enjoying what’s his once more.
At Deptford the maidens they
Stood all in white by the high-way
Their loyalty to Charles to show,
They with sweet flowers his way to strew.
Each wore a ribbin blew,
They were of comely hue,
With joy they did him entertain,
With acclamations to the skye
As the King passed by,
For joy that he receives his own again.
At Deptford, the young women
Stood all in white by the highway
To show their loyalty to Charles,
Scattering sweet flowers in his path.
Each wore a blue ribbon,
They looked lovely,
With joy, they welcomed him,
With cheers to the sky
As the King passed by,
Out of joy that he was back with them.
In Wallworth-fields a gallant band
Of London ’prentices did stand,
All in white dublets very gay,
To entertain King Charles that day,
With muskets, swords, and pike;
I never saw the like,
Nor a more youthfull gallant train;
They up their hats did fling,
And cry, “God save the King!
Now he enjoys his own again.”
In Wallworth Fields, a brave group Of London apprentices stood strong, All dressed in bright white outfits, To welcome King Charles that day, With muskets, swords, and pikes; I’ve never seen anything like it, Nor a more youthful, stylish crew; They threw their hats in the air, And shouted, “God save the King! Now he’s back where he belongs.”
p.
220At Newington-Buts the Lord Mayor willed
A famous booth for to be builded,
Where King Charles did make a stand,
And received the sword into his hand;
Which his Majesty did take,
And then returned back
Unto the Mayor with love again.
A banquet they him make,
He doth thereof partake,
Then marcht his triumphant train.
p. 220At Newington-Buts, the Lord Mayor wanted
A famous booth to be built,
Where King Charles made a stand,
And received the sword in his hand;
Which his Majesty took,
And then returned back
To the Mayor with affection again.
They prepared a banquet for him,
He enjoyed it,
Then marched with his triumphant parade.
The King with all his noblemen,
Through Southwark they marched then;
First marched Major Generall Brown, [106]
Then Norwich Earle of great renown, [107]
With many a valiant knight
And gallant men of might,
Richly attired, marching amain,
There Lords Mordin, Gerard, and
The good Earle of Cleavland, [108]
To bring the King to his own again.
The King and all his nobles,
Marched through Southwark;
First came Major General Brown, [106]
Then the renowned Earl of Norwich, [107]
With many brave knights
And strong men,
Dressed in rich attire, marching proudly,
There were Lords Mordin, Gerard, and
The good Earl of Cleveland, [108]
To bring the King back to his own.
p.
221Near sixty flags and streamers then
Was born before a thousand men,
In plush coats and chaines of gold,
These were most rich for to behold;
With every man his page,
The glory of his age;
With courage bold they marcht amain,
Then with gladnesse they
Brought the King on his way
For to enjoy his own again.
p. 221Almost sixty flags and streamers were displayed before a thousand men, dressed in plush coats and chains of gold, which were a sight to behold. Each man had his page, showcasing the glory of his time. With bold courage, they marched on, and with joy, they accompanied the King on his way to reclaim what was rightfully his.
Then Lichfields and Darbyes Earles, [109]
Two of fair England’s royall pearles;
Major Generall Massey then
Commanded the life guard of men,
The King for to defend,
If any should contend,
Or seem his comming to restrain;
But also joyfull were
That no such durst appear,
Now the King enjoyes his own again.
Then Lichfields and Darbyes Earles, [109]
Two of England’s royal treasures;
Major General Massey then
Led the life guard of men,
To defend the King,
In case anyone dared to challenge,
Or try to block his arrival;
But everyone was also glad
That no one dared show up,
Now that the King has his reign back.
Four rich maces before them went,
And many heralds well content;
The Lord Mayor and the generall
Did march before the King withall.
p.
222His brothers on each side
Along by him did ride;
The Southwark-waits did play amain,
Which made them all to smile
And to stand still awhile,
And then they marched on again.
Then with drawn swords all men did side,
And flourishing the same, then cryed,
“Charles the Second now God save,
That he his lawfull right may have!
And we all on him attend,
From dangers him to defend,
And all that with him doth remain.
Blessed be God that we
Did live these days to see,
That the King enjoyes his own again!”
Then, with swords drawn, everyone took sides,
And waving them around, they shouted,
“God save Charles the Second,
So he can have his rightful place!
And we will stand by him,
To protect him from harm,
And all who stand with him.
Blessed be God that we
Are alive to witness these days,
That the King has his own back again!”
The bells likewise did loudly ring,
Bonefires did burn and people sing;
London conduits did run with wine,
And all men do to Charles incline;
Hoping now that all
Unto their trades may fall,
Their famylies for to maintain,
And from wrong be free,
’Cause we have liv’d to see
The King enjoy his own again.
The bells rang out loudly,
Bonfires burned and people sang;
London’s fountains flowed with wine,
And everyone turned to Charles;
Hoping now that all
Can return to their work,
To support their families,
And be free from harm,
Because we’ve lived to see
The King enjoy his own again.
London, printed for Charles Tyns, on London Bridge.
London, published for Charles Tyns, on London Bridge.
p. 223THE
NOBLE PROGRESS,
Either,
A TRUE RELATION OF THE LORD
GENERAL MONK’S POLITICAL
PROCEEDINGS.
The Noble Progresse, or a True Relation of the Lord General Monk’s Political Proceedings with the Rump, the calling in the secluded Members, their transcendant vote for his sacred Majesty, with his reception at Dover, and royal conduct through the City of London to his famous Palace at Whitehall. One of the broadsides in the British Museum, found in the lining of an old trunk by Sir W. C. Trevelyan.
The Noble Progress, or a True Account of Lord General Monk's Political Actions with the Rump, the reintegration of the excluded Members, their outstanding vote for his royal Majesty, his welcome at Dover, and his ceremonial journey through the City of London to his renowned Palace at Whitehall. One of the broadsides in the British Museum, discovered in the lining of an old trunk by Sir W. C. Trevelyan.
Tune—“When first the Scottish wars began.”
Tune—“When the Scottish wars first started.”
Good people, hearken to my call,
I’le tell you all what did befall
And hapned of late;
Our noble valiant General Monk
Came to the Rump, who lately stunk
With their council of state.
Admiring what this man would doe,
His secret mind there’s none could know,
They div’d into him as much as they could,—
George would not be won with their silver nor gold:
The sectarian saints at this lookt blew,
With all the rest of the factious crew,
They vapour’d awhile, and were in good hope,
But now they have nothing left but the rope.
Good people, listen to my call,
I'll tell you what recently happened to us all
And what took place;
Our brave General Monk
Came to the Rump, which had recently sunk
With their council of state.
Wondering what this man would do,
No one could guess his secret intentions,
They probed into him as much as they could,—
George wouldn’t be swayed by their silver or gold:
The sectarian saints looked blue at this,
Along with all the other rebellious crew,
They bragged for a while, thinking they had hope,
But now all that’s left for them is the rope.
Another invention then they
sought,
Which long they wrought for to be brought
To claspe him with they;
Quoth Vane and Scot, I’le tell you what,
Wee’l have a plot and he shall not,
Wee’l carry the sway:
p.
224Let’s vote him a thousand pound a yeare,
And Hampton Court for him and his Heire.
Indeed, quoth George, ye’re Free Parliament men
To cut a thong out of another man’s skin.
The sectarian, etc.
Another invention they were looking for,
Which they worked on for a long time to bring
To trap him with;
Vane and Scot said, I'll tell you what,
We’ll come up with a plan and he won't have a say,
We’ll take charge:
p. 224Let’s give him a thousand pounds a year,
And Hampton Court for him and his heir.
Indeed, George said, you’re members of a Free Parliament
To take a piece of someone else's skin.
The sectarian, etc.
They sent him then with all
his hosts
To break our posts and raise our ghosts,
Which was their intent;
To cut our gates and chain all downe
Unto the ground—this trick they found
To make him be shent:
This plot the Rump did so accord
To cast an odium on my lord,
But in the task he was hard put untoo’t,
’Twas enough to infect both his horse and his foot,
The sectarian, etc.
They then sent him with all his troops
To disrupt our posts and stir up our fears,
Which was their plan;
To break our gates and chain everything down
To the ground—this trick they came up with
To get him into trouble:
This scheme the Rump agreed on
To create a bad reputation for my lord,
But in the task, he was in a tough spot,
It was enough to affect both his horse and his foot,
The sectarian, etc.
But when my lord perceived
that night
What was their spight, he brought to light
Their knaveries all;
This Parliament of forty-eight,
Which long did wait, came to him straight,
To give them a fall,
And some phanatical people knew
That George would give them their fatall due;
Indeed he did requite them agen,
For he pul’d the Monster out of his den.
The sectarian, etc.
But when my lord noticed that night
What they were planning, he exposed
All their tricks;
This Parliament of forty-eight,
Which had been waiting a while, came to him directly,
To take them down,
And some extreme people realized
That George would make them face the consequences;
Indeed he got back at them,
For he dragged the Monster out of its lair.
The sectarian, etc.
To the House our worthy
Parliament
With good intent they boldly went
To vote home the King,
p.
225And many hundred people more
Stood at the doore, and waited for
Good tidings to bring;
Yet some in the House had their hands much in blood,
And in great opposition like traytors they stood;
But yet I believe it is very well known
That those that were for him were twenty to one.
But the sectarian, etc.
To the House our esteemed Parliament
With good intentions, they boldly went
To vote the King back home,
p. 225And many hundreds of people
Stood at the door, waiting for
Good news to share;
Yet some in the House had blood on their hands,
And opposed like traitors they stood;
But I believe it’s well known
That those who were for him were twenty to one.
But the sectarian, etc.
They call’d the League
and Covenant in
To read again to every man;
But what comes next?
All sequestrations null be void,
The people said none should be paid,
For this was the text.
For, as I heard all the people say,
They voted King Charles the first of May;
Bonfires burning, bells did ring,
And our streets did echo with God bless ye King.
At this the sectarian, etc.
They summoned the League and Covenant in
To read it again to everyone;
But what's next?
All confiscations should be considered invalid,
The people declared no one should be compensated,
For this was the point.
For, as I heard everyone say,
They voted for King Charles on the first of May;
Bonfires were lit, bells rang,
And our streets echoed with God bless the King.
At this, the sectarian, etc.
Our general then to Dover
goes,
In spite of foes or deadly blowes,
Saying Vive le Roy;
And all the glories of the land,
At his command they there did stand
In triumph and joy.
Good Lord, what a sumptuous sight ’twas to see
Our good Lord General fall on his knee
To welcome home his Majestie,
And own his sacred sovereignty.
But the sectarian, etc.
Our general then goes to Dover,
Despite enemies or lethal blows,
Saying Long live the King;
And all the glories of the land,
At his command, they stood there
In triumph and joy.
Good Lord, what a lavish sight it was to see
Our good Lord General drop to his knee
To welcome his Majesty home,
And acknowledge his sacred authority.
But the sectarian, etc.
p. 226When all the worthy noble train
Came back again with Charlemain,
Our sovereign great:
The Lord Mayor in his scarlet gown,
His chain so long, went through the town
In pompe and state.
The livery-men each line the way
Upon this great triumphant day;
Five rich maces carried before,
And my Lord himselfe the sword he bore.
Then Vive le Roy the gentry did sing,
For General Monk rode next to the King;
With acclamations, shouts, and cryes,
I thought they would have rent the skyes.
p. 226When all the noble entourage
Returned once more with Charlemagne,
Our great leader:
The Lord Mayor in his red robe,
His chain so long, passed through the town
In pomp and ceremony.
The liveried men lined the route
On this grand triumphant day;
Five ornate maces carried in front,
And my Lord himself carried the sword.
Then "Long live the King" the gentry sang,
For General Monk rode next to the King;
With cheers, shouts, and cries,
I thought they would have torn the skies apart.
The conduits, ravished with
joy,
As I may say, did run all day
Great plenty of wine;
And every gentleman of note
In’s velvet coat that could be got
In glory did shine.
There were all the peeres and barrons bold,
Richly clad in silver and gold,
Marched through the street so brave,
No greater pompe a king could have.
At this, the sacristan, etc.
The channels, filled with joy,
As I might say, flowed all day
With a great abundance of wine;
And every notable gentleman
In his velvet coat, looking his best,
Shone in glory.
There were all the bold peers and barons,
Richly dressed in silver and gold,
Marched down the street so proudly,
No king could have greater pomp.
At this, the sacristan, etc.
And thus conducted all
along
Throughout the throng, still he did come
Unto White Hall;
Attended by those noble-men,
Bold heroes’ kin that brought him in
With the geneall;
Who was the man that brought him home
And placed him on his royal throne;—
p.
227’Twas General Monk did doe the thing,
So God preserve our gracious King,
Now the sacristan, etc.
And so it went all the way
Through the crowd, he made his way
To White Hall;
Accompanied by those noblemen,
Brave heroes’ relatives who brought him in
With their lineage;
Who was the man that brought him home
And set him on his royal throne;—
p. 227It was General Monk who did the deed,
So may God protect our gracious King,
Now the sacristan, etc.
ON THE KING’S RETURN.
By Alex. Brome.
By Alex Brome.
Long have we waited
for a happy end
Of all our miseries and strife;—
But still in vain;—the swordmen did intend
To make them hold for term of life:
That our distempers might be made
Their everlasting livelihood and trade.
Long have we waited
for a happy ending
Of all our troubles and struggles;—
But still in vain;—the fighters planned
To make them last for life:
That our struggles might become
Their lifelong livelihood and business.
They entail their swords and guns,
And pay, which wounded more,
Upon their daughters and their sons,
Thereby to keep us ever poor.
They hide their swords and guns,
And the price, which hurts us more,
On their daughters and their sons,
This keeps us trapped in poverty forever.
But when the Civil Wars were past,
They civil government invade,
To make our taxes and our slavery last,
Both to their titles and their trade.
But when the Civil Wars were over,
They took over the civil government,
To ensure our taxes and our oppression continued,
Both for their titles and their business.
But now we are redeem’d from all
By our indulgent King,
Whose coming does prevent our fall,
With loyal and with joyful hearts we’ll
sing:
But now we're saved from it all
By our generous King,
Whose arrival stops our downfall,
With loyal and joyful hearts we’ll sing:
Welcome, welcome, royal May,
Welcome, long-desired Spring.
Many Springs and Mays we’ve seen,
Have brought forth what’s gay and green;
But none is like this glorious day,
Which brings forth our gracious King.
Welcome, welcome, royal May,
Welcome, long-awaited Spring.
We’ve seen many Springs and Mays,
Bringing beauty bright and green;
But none compares to this glorious day,
Which brings us our gracious King.
THE BRAVE BARBARY.
A Ballad by Alex. Brome.
A Ballad by Alex Brome.
Old England is now a
brave Barbary made,
And every one has an ambition to ride her;
King Charles was a horseman that long used the trade,
But he rode in a snaffle, and that could not guide
her.
Old England is now a strong and wild place,
And everyone wants to take their turn riding her;
King Charles was a horseman who often played the game,
But he rode with a simple bit, and that couldn't control her.
Then the hungry Scot comes with spur and with
switch,
And would teach her to run a Geneva career;
His grooms were all Puritan, Traytor, and Witch,
But she soon threw them down with their pedlary
geer.
Then the hungry Scot comes with spurs and a whip,
And wants to teach her to follow a wild life;
His servants were all Puritan, Traitor, and Witch,
But she quickly knocked them down with their petty tricks.
Jack Presbyter first gets the steed by the
head,
While the reverend Bishops had hold of the
bridle;
Jack said through the nose they their flockes did not feed,
But sat still on the beast and grew aged and
idle.
Jack Presbyter first grabs the horse by the head,
While the reverend Bishops held onto the reins;
Jack said through his nose that they didn’t tend to their flock,
But sat still on the horse and grew old and lazy.
And then comes the Rout, with broom-sticks
inspired,
And pull’d down their graces, their sleeves,
and their train;
And sets up Sir Jack, who the beast quickly tyr’d
With a journey to Scotland and thence back
again.
And then comes the chaos, with broomsticks in hand,
And they pull down their dresses, their sleeves, and their trains;
And Sir Jack stands up, who soon got tired of the beast
After a trip to Scotland and back again.
Jack rode in a doublet, with a yoke of
prick-ears,
A cursed splay-mouth and a Covenant spur,
Rides switching and spurring with jealousies and fears,
Till the poor famish’d beast was not able to
stir.
Jack rode in a fitted jacket, with a pair of prick-eared horses,
A cursed crooked mouth and a Covenant spur,
Riding, kicking, and spurring with jealousy and fear,
Until the poor starving beast could barely move.
Next came th’ Independent—a
dev’lish designer,
And got himself call’d by a holier
name—
Makes Jack to unhorse, for he was diviner,
And would make her travel as far’s
Amsterdam.
Next came the Independent—a devilish designer,
And got himself called by a holier name—
Makes Jack get off his horse, for he was more divine,
And would have her travel as far as Amsterdam.
Then Dick, being lame, rode holding by the
pummel,
Not having the wit to get hold of the rein;
But the jade did so snort at the sight of a Cromwell,
That poor Dick and his kindred turn’d footmen
again.
Then Dick, who had a limp, rode while holding onto the saddle,
Not having the sense to grab the reins;
But the horse let out such a snort at the sight of a Cromwell,
That poor Dick and his family became footmen once more.
Next Fleetwood and Vane with their rascally
pack,
Would every one put their feet in the stirrup;
But they pull’d the saddle quite off of her back,
And were all got under her before they were up.
Next, Fleetwood and Vane with their shady crew,
Would have everyone put their feet in the stirrup;
But they yanked the saddle right off her back,
And were all under her before they even got up.
At last the King mounts her, and then she stood
still;
As his Bucephalus, proud of this rider,
She cheerfully yields to his power and skill
Who is careful to feed her, and skilful to guide
her.
At last, the King rides her, and she stands still;
Just like his Bucephalus, proud of this rider,
She happily submits to his strength and skill
As he takes care to feed her and skillfully guides her.
A CATCH.
By Alex. Brome. A.D. 1660.
By Alex Brome, A.D. 1660.
Let’s leave
off our labour, and now let’s go play,
For this is our time to be jolly;
Our plagues and our plaguers are both fled away,
To nourish our griefs is but folly:
He that
won’t drink and sing
Is a traytor
to’s King,
And so he that does not look twenty years younger;
We’ll look
blythe and trim
With rejoicing
at him
That is the restorer and will be the prolonger
Of all our felicity and health,
The joy of our hearts, and increase of our wealth.
’Tis he brings our trading, our trading brings riches,
p. 231Our
riches brings honour, at which every mind itches,
And our riches bring sack, and our sack brings us joy,
And our joy makes us leap and sing,
Vive le Roy!
Let's put aside our work and go have some fun,
Because this is our time to be happy;
Our troubles and troubles-makers have both gone away,
Clinging to our sorrows is just foolishness:
Anyone who
Won't drink and sing
Is a traitor to his King,
And anyone who doesn't look twenty years younger;
We'll look
Cheerful and neat
With joy at the one
Who restores and will prolong
All our happiness and health,
The joy of our hearts and the growth of our wealth.
It's he who brings our trade, our trade brings wealth,
p. 231Our wealth brings honor, which everyone desires,
And our wealth brings wine, and our wine brings us joy,
And our joy makes us leap and sing,
Long live the King!
THE TURN-COAT.
By Samuel Butler. 1661.
By Samuel Butler. 1661.
Several lines in this song were incorporated in the better-known ballad of the Vicar of Bray, said by Nichols in his Select Poems to have been written by a soldier in Colonel Fuller’s troop of dragoons, in the reign of George I. Butler’s ballad, though unpublished, must therefore have been known at the time.
Several lines in this song made their way into the more famous ballad of the Vicar of Bray, which Nichols in his Select Poems says was written by a soldier in Colonel Fuller’s troop of dragoons during the reign of George I. Butler’s ballad, although not published, must have been known at that time.
To the tune of “London is a fine town.”
To the melody of “London is a fine city.”
I show’d the paths to heaven untrod,
From Popery to refine ’em,
And taught the people to serve God,
As if the Devil were in ’em.
A turn-coat, etc.
I showed the paths to heaven that hadn't been explored,
To clean them up from Catholicism,
And taught the people to worship God,
As if the Devil were inside them.
A turncoat, etc.
When Charles return’d into our land,
The English Church supporter,
I shifted off my cloak and band,
And so became a courtier.
A turn-coat, etc.
When Charles returned to our land,
The supporter of the English Church,
I took off my cloak and collar,
And so became a courtier.
A turncoat, etc.
The King’s religion I profest,
And found there was no harm in ’t;
I cogg’d and flatter’d like the rest,
Till I had got preferment.
A turn-coat, etc.
The King’s religion I followed,
And found there was no issue with it;
I schemed and flattered like everyone else,
Until I secured a promotion.
A turncoat, etc.
I taught my conscience how to cope
With honesty or evil;
And when I rail’d against the Pope
I sided with the Devil.
A turn-coat, etc.
I taught my conscience how to handle
honesty or wrongdoing;
And when I raged against the Pope
I took the Devil's side.
A traitor, etc.
p. 233THE
CLARET DRINKER’S SONG,
OR
THE GOOD FELLOW’S DESIGN.
Being a pleasant song of the times, written by a person of quality.—From the Roxburgh Ballads, Vol. iii.
Being a nice song of the times, written by a person of quality.—From the Roxburgh Ballads, Vol. iii.
Wine the most powerfull’st of all things
on earth,
Which stifles cares and sorrows in their birth;
No treason in it harbours, nor can hate
Creep in when it bears away, to hurt the State.
Though storms grow high, so wine is to be got,
We are secure, their rage we value not;
The Muses cherish’d up such nectar, sing
Eternal joy to him that loves the King.
Wine is the most powerful thing on earth,
It silences worries and sorrows right from the start;
There's no betrayal in it, nor can hate
Come in when it carries us away, to harm the State.
Even when storms rage, wine is still available,
We're safe, and we don't care about their anger;
The Muses celebrated this nectar, singing
Endless joy to whoever loves the King.
To the tune of “Let Cæsar live long.”
To the tune of "Let Caesar live long."
A pox of the fooling
and plotting of late,
What a pudder and stir has it kept in the State!
Let the rabble run mad with suspicions and fears,
Let ’em scuffle and rail till they go by the
ears,—
Their grievances never shall trouble my pate,
So I but enjoy my dear bottle at quiet.
A pox on the fooling and scheming lately,
What a mess and chaos it has caused in the State!
Let the crowd go wild with their suspicions and fears,
Let them fight and shout until they can't stand each other,—
Their complaints will never bother me,
As long as I can enjoy my dear drink in peace.
What coxcombs were those that would ruin their
case
And their necks for a toy, a thin wafer, and mass!
For at Tyburn they never had needed to swing
Had they been but true subjects to drink and their King:
A friend and a bottle is all my design,—
He’s no room for treason that’s top-full of wine.
What fools were those who would ruin their case
And their lives for a toy, a thin wafer, and mass!
At Tyburn, they wouldn’t have needed to hang
If they had just been loyal and enjoyed their drink and their King:
A friend and a bottle is all I aim for—
There’s no space for treason when you’re full of wine.
I mind not the members and makers of laws,
Let them sit or prorogue as his Majesty please;
Let ’em damn us to Woolen, I’le never repine
At my usage when dead, so alive I have wine;
p. 234Yet oft
in my drink I can hardly forbear
To blame them for making my claret so dear.
I don’t care about the lawmakers,
Let them meet or take a break as the king wishes;
Let them condemn us to poverty, I’ll never complain
About how I’m treated when I’m dead, as long as I have wine while I’m alive;
p. 234But often
when I drink, I can barely stop myself
From blaming them for making my wine so expensive.
I mind not grave allies who idly debate
About rights and successions, the trifles of State;
We’ve a good King already, and he deserves laughter
That will trouble his head with who shall come after:
Come, here’s to his health! and I wish he may be
As free from all cares and all troubles as we.
I don’t care about serious allies who just argue
About rights and successions, the little things of State;
We have a good King already, and he deserves laughter
That won’t bother him with thoughts of who comes next:
Come, here’s to his health! and I hope he may be
As free from all worries and troubles as we are.
SECOND PART.
SECOND PART.
What care I how
leagues with Hollanders go,
Or intrigues ’twist Mounsieurs or Dons for to?
What concerns it my drinking if cities be sold,
If the conqueror takes them by storming or gold?
From whence claret comes is the place that I mind,
And when the fleet’s coming I pray for a wind.
What do I care how
alliances with the Dutch go,
Or schemes between the French or the Spanish, too?
What does it matter to me if cities are sold,
If the conqueror captures them through battle or gold?
The source of my wine is what I'm concerned about,
And when the fleet's arriving, I wish for good winds.
The bully of France that aspires to renown
By dull cutting of throats, and by venturing his own;
Let him fight till he’s ruined, make matches, and treat,
To afford us still news, the dull coffee-house cheat:
He’s but a brave wretch, whilst that I am more free,
More safe, and a thousand times happier than he.
The bully of France who craves fame
By boringly slitting throats, and risking his own;
Let him battle until he's finished, make bets, and deal,
To give us still gossip, the boring coffee-house con:
He's just a brave unfortunate, while I am freer,
Safer, and a thousand times happier than he.
In spite of him, or the Pope, or the Devil,
Or faggot, or fire, or the worst of hell’s evil,
p. 235I still
will drink healths to the lovers of wine,
Those jovial, brisk blades that do never repine;
I’ll drink in defiance of napkin or halter,
Tho’ religion turn round still, yet mine shall ne’er
alter.
But a health to good fellows shall still be my
care,
And whilst wine it holds out, no bumpers we’ll spare.
I’ll subscribe to petitions for nothing but claret,
That that may be cheap, here’s both my hands for it;
’Tis my province, and with it I only am pleased,
With the rest, scolding wives let poor cuckolds appease.
But I’ll still take care of my good friends,
And as long as there’s wine, we won’t hold back on toasting.
I’ll sign petitions for nothing but red wine,
If it’s cheap, I’m all in for that;
It’s my thing, and it’s what makes me happy,
As for the rest, let the poor guys with nagging wives handle it.
No doubt ’tis the best of all drinks, or
so soon
It ne’er had been chose by the Man in the Moon, [110]
Who drinks nothing else, both by night and by day
But claret, brisk claret, and most people say,
Whilst glasses brimful to the stars they go round,
Which makes them shine brighter with red juice still
crown’d.
No doubt it’s the best of all drinks, or so soon
It never would have been chosen by the Man in the Moon, [110]
Who drinks nothing else, both by night and by day
But claret, vibrant claret, and most people say,
While glasses full to the stars are passed around,
Which makes them shine brighter with red juice still crowned.
For all things in Nature doe live by good
drinking,
And he’s a dull fool, and not worthy my thinking,
That does not prefer it before all the treasure
The Indies contain, or the sea without measure;
’Tis the life of good fellows, for without it they pine,
When nought can revive them but brimmers of wine.
For everything in Nature thrives on good drink,
And anyone who doesn’t appreciate that is a dull fool,
Not worth my thoughts, if they don’t value it over all the riches
That the Indies hold, or the endless sea;
It’s the life of good friends, because without it they wither,
When nothing can bring them back but glasses of wine.
p.
236I know the refreshments that still it does bring,
Which have oftentimes made us as great as a king
In the midst of his armies where’er he is found,
Whilst the bottles and glasses I’ve muster’d
round;
Who are Bacchus’ warriors a conquest will gain
Without the least bloodshed, or wounded, or slain.
Then here’s a good health to all those
that love peace,
Let plotters be damn’d and all quarrels now cease
Let me but have wine and I care for no more,
’Tis a treasure sufficient; there’s none can be
poor
That has Bacchus to’s friend, for he laughs at all harm,
Whilst with high-proofed claret he does himself arm.
Then here’s a toast to everyone who loves peace,
Let schemers be cursed and all arguments stop
Just give me some wine and I want nothing more,
It’s a treasure enough; no one can be
Poor who has Bacchus as a friend, as he laughs at all pain,
While with strong claret he arms himself.
Printed for J. Jordan, at the Angel, Giltspur Street.
Printed for J. Jordan, at the Angel, Giltspur Street.
THE LOYAL SUBJECTS’ HEARTY WISHES TO KING CHARLES II.
From Sir W. C. Trevelyan’s Broadsides in the British Museum.
From Sir W. C. Trevelyan’s Broadsides in the British Museum.
He that write these verses certainly
Did serve his royal father faithfully,
Likewise himself he served at Worcester fight,
And for his loyalty was put to flight.
The person who wrote these lines definitely
Served his royal father faithfully,
He also fought for himself at the battle of Worcester,
And for his loyalty, he was driven away.
To the tune “When Cannons are roaring.”
To the tune "When Cannons are roaring."
FIRST PART.
FIRST PART.
True subjects, all
rejoice
After long sadness,
And now with heart and voice
Show forth your gladness.
That to King Charles were true
And rebels hated,
This song only to you
Is dedicated;
For Charles our sovereign dear
Is safe returned
True subjects’ hearts to cheer,
That long have mourned:
Then let us give God praise
That doth defend him,
And pray with heart and voice,
Angels, attend him.
True subjects, all
rejoice
After a long sadness,
And now with heart and voice
Show your happiness.
That to King Charles were true
And rebels hated,
This song is dedicated only to you
For Charles, our beloved sovereign,
Is safely back
True subjects’ hearts to lift,
That have mourned for so long:
Then let’s praise God
Who protects him,
And pray with heart and voice,
Angels, be with him.
The dangers he hath past
From vile usurpers
Now bring him joy at last,
Although some lurkers
Did seek his blood to spill
By actions evil;
But God we see is still
Above the Devil:
Though many serpents hiss
Him to devour,
God his defender is
By His strong power:
p. 238Then let
us give him praise
That doth defend him,
And sing with heart and voice,
Angels, defend him.
The dangers he has faced
From nasty usurpers
Now bring him joy at last,
Even though some lurkers
Tried to spill his blood
Through evil deeds;
But we can see that God
Is still above the Devil:
Though many serpents hiss
To devour him,
God is his defender
By His strong power:
p. 238So let’s give him praise
For defending him,
And sing with heart and voice,
Angels, defend him.
The joy that he doth bring,
If true confessed,
The tongues of mortal men
Cannot confess it;
He cures our drooping fears,
Being long tormented,
And his true Cavaliers
Are well contented;
For now the Protestant
Again shall flourish;
The King our nursing father
He will us cherish:
Then let us give God praise
That did defend him,
And sing with heart and voice,
Angels, attend him.
The joy he brings,
If truly acknowledged,
The voices of ordinary people
Can't express it;
He heals our lingering fears,
After being tormented for so long,
And his loyal supporters
Are very happy;
For now the Protestant
Will thrive again;
The King, our caring father,
Will take care of us:
So let’s give thanks to God
Who defended him,
And sing with all our hearts,
Angels, watch over him.
Like Moses, he is meek
And tender-hearted;
And by all means doth seek
To have foes converted;
But, like the Israelites,
There are a number
That for his love to them
’Gainst him doth murmur:
Read Exodus,—’tis true
The Israelites rather
Yield to the Egyptian crew
Than Moses their father:
p. 239So many
phanaticks,
With hearts disloyal,
Their hearts and minds do fix
’Gainst our King royal.
Like Moses, he's humble
And compassionate;
And he really tries to
Turn his enemies into friends;
But, similar to the Israelites,
There are many
Who, because of his love for them,
Grumble against him:
Read Exodus—it's true
The Israelites prefer
To yield to the Egyptians
Rather than to Moses, their leader:
p. 239So many
fanatics,
With disloyal hearts,
Their hearts and minds are set
Against our royal King.
SECOND PART.
SECOND PART.
Like holy David,
he
Past many troubles,
And by his constancy
His joys redoubles;
For now he doth bear sway
By God appointed,
For Holy Writ doth say,
Touch not mine Anointed.
He is God’s anointed sure,
Who still doth guide him
In all his wayes most pure,
Though some divide him.
Then let us give God praise
That doth defend him,
And sing with heart and voice,
Angels, attend him.
Like holy David,
he
faced many troubles,
and through his perseverance
his joys increased;
for now he holds power
as God intends,
for the Scriptures say,
"Do not touch my Anointed."
He is surely God’s anointed,
who continues to guide him
in all his paths most pure,
though some oppose him.
So let’s give God praise
who defends him,
and sing with heart and voice,
Angels, surround him.
Many there are, we know,
Within this nation,
Lip-love to him do show
In ’simulation;
Of such vile hereticks
There are a number,
Whose hearts and tongues, we know,
Are far asunder;
p. 240Some do
pray for the King
Being constrained;
Who lately against him
Greatly complained;
They turn both seat and seam
To cheat poor tailors,
But the fit place for them
Is under strong jailors.
Many people, we know,
In this country,
Show fake affection for him
In pretense;
There are many of these vile heretics,
Whose hearts and words, we know,
Are far apart;
p. 240Some do
pray for the King,
Out of necessity;
Who recently spoke out against him
Quite a bit;
They twist both seat and seam
To trick poor tailors,
But the right place for them
Is behind strong bars.
Let the King’s foes admire
Who do reject him;
Seeing God doth him inspire,
And still direct him,
To heal those evil sores,
And them to cure
By his most gracious hand
And prayers pure.
Though simple people say
Doctors do as much,
None but our lawful King
Can cure with a touch;
As plainly hath been seen
Since he returned,—
Many have cured been
Which long have mourned.
Let the King’s enemies admire
Those who reject him;
Because God inspires him,
And guides him still,
To heal those bad wounds,
And cure them
Through his most gracious hand
And pure prayers.
Though ordinary folks say
Doctors do just as much,
No one but our rightful King
Can heal with a touch;
As has obviously been seen
Since he returned,—
Many have been healed
Who have mourned for a long time.
The poorest wretch that hath
This evil, sure
May have ease from the King
And perfect cure;
His Grace is meek and wise,
Loving and civil,
And to his enemies
Doth good for evil;
p. 241For some
that were his foes
Were by him healed;
His liberal cause to bless
Is not concealed;
He heals both poor and rich
By God’s great power,
And his most gracious touch
Doth them all cure.
The poorest person who has
this trouble, surely
can find relief from the King
and complete healing;
He is kind and wise,
loving and respectful,
and to his enemies
does good for wrong;
p. 241For some
who were his foes
were healed by him;
His generous cause to bless
is not hidden;
He heals both the poor and the rich
through God’s great power,
and his most gracious touch
heals them all.
Then blush, you infidels,
That late did scorn him;
And you that did rebel,
Crave pardon of him;
With speed turn a new leaf
For your transgresses;
Hear what the preacher sayes
In Ecclesiastes,—
The Scripture’s true, and shall
Ever be taught;
Curse not the King at all,
No, not in thy thought:
And holy Peter
Two commandments doth bring,—
Is first for to fear God,
And then honour the King.
Then blush, you unbelievers,
Who scorned him recently;
And you who rebelled,
Ask for his forgiveness;
Quickly turn over a new leaf
For your wrongdoings;
Listen to what the preacher says
In Ecclesiastes,—
The scripture is true and will
Always be taught;
Don’t curse the king at all,
Not even in your thoughts:
And holy Peter
Has two commandments to share,—
First, to fear God,
And then to honor the King.
When that we had no King
To guide the nation,
Opinions up did spring
By toleration;
And many heresies
Were then advanced,
And cruel liberties
By old Noll granted.
p. 242Even
able ministers
Were not esteemed;
Many false prophets
Good preachers were deemed.
The Church some hated;
A barn, house, or stable
Would serve the Quakers,
With their wicked rabble.
When we had no King
to lead the nation,
opinions arose
from tolerance;
and many heresies
were then proposed,
and cruel freedoms
granted by old Noll.
p. 242Even
capable ministers
were not valued;
many false prophets
were seen as good preachers.
Some hated the Church;
a barn, house, or stable
would work for the Quakers,
with their unruly crowd.
And now for to conclude:
The God of power
Preserve and guide our King
Both day and hour;
That he may rule and reign
Our hearts to cherish;
And on his head, good Lord,
Let his crown flourish.
Let his true subjects sing
With hearts most loyal,
God bless and prosper still
Charles our King royal.
So now let’s give God praise
That doth defend him,
And sing with heart and voice,
Angels defend him.
And now to wrap things up:
May the God of power
Preserve and guide our King
Every day and hour;
That he might rule and reign
And cherish our hearts;
And on his head, good Lord,
Let his crown thrive.
Let his true subjects sing
With hearts so loyal,
God bless and keep thriving
Charles our royal King.
So now let’s give God praise
Who defends him,
And sing with heart and voice,
Angels protect him.
London, printed for John Andrews, at the White Lion, near Pye-Court.
London, published for John Andrews, at the White Lion, near Pye-Court.
p. 243KING CHARLES THE SECOND’S RESTORATION, 29TH MAY.
Tune, “Where have you been, my lovely sailor bold?”
Tune, “Where have you been, my brave sailor?”
You brave loyal
Churchmen,
That ever stood by the crown,
Have you forgot that noble prince
Great Charles of high renown,
That from his rights was banish’d
By Presbyterians, who
Most cruelty his father kill’d?—
O cursed, damned crew!
So let the bells in steeples
ring,
And music
sweetly play,
That loyal Tories mayn’t
forget
The twenty-ninth
of May.
You brave, loyal church leaders,
Who always stood by the crown,
Have you forgotten that noble prince
Great Charles of high fame,
Who was exiled from his rights
By Presbyterians, who
Cruelly killed his father?—
O cursed, damned bunch!
So let the bells in the steeples
Ring out,
And let sweet music play,
So that loyal Tories won't forget
The twenty-ninth of May.
Twelve years was he banish’d
From what was his just due,
And forced to hide in fields and woods
From Presbyterian crew;
But God did preserve him,
As plainly you do see,
The blood-hounds did surround the oak
While he was in the tree.
So let, etc.
Twelve years he was exiled
From what was rightfully his,
And had to hide in fields and woods
From the Presbyterian crew;
But God protected him,
As you can clearly see,
The bloodhounds circled the oak
While he was up in the tree.
So let, etc.
They plunder’d at their pleasure,
On lords’ estates they seiz’d,
The bishops they did send away,
They did just as they pleas’d.
But General Monk at last rose up,
With valiant heart so bold,
Saying, that he no longer
By them would be controul’d.
So let, etc.
They took what they wanted,
Seized the lords’ estates,
Sent the bishops away,
Did whatever they pleased.
But General Monk finally stood up,
With a brave heart,
Saying that he wouldn't be
Controlled by them anymore.
So let, etc.
So in great splendour
At last he did bring in,
Unto every Torie’s joy,
Great Charles our sovereign.
Then loyal hearts so merry
The royal oak did wear,
While balconies with tapestry hung—
Nothing but joy was there.
So let, etc.
So in grand style
He finally arrived,
To the delight of every Tory,
Our great King Charles.
Then happy, loyal hearts
Adorned the royal oak,
While balconies draped with tapestry—
Joy was everywhere.
So let, etc.
Soon as great Charles
Our royal King was crown’d,
He built the Church up again,
The meetings were pull’d down.
No canting then was in the land,
The subjects were at peace,
The Church again did flourish,
And joy did then increase.
So let, etc.
As soon as great Charles
Our royal King was crowned,
He rebuilt the Church,
The gatherings were torn down.
There was no nonsense in the land,
The people were at peace,
The Church thrived again,
And joy increased.
So let, etc.
The cursed Presbyterian crew
Was then put to the flight,
Some did fly by day,
And others run by night.
In barns and stables they did cant,
And every place they could;
He made them remember
The spilling royal blood.
So let, etc.
The cursed Presbyterian crew
Was then forced to flee,
Some ran during the day,
And others dashed by night.
In barns and stables they hid,
And everywhere else they could;
He made them remember
The spilled royal blood.
So let, etc.
May God for ever
Bless the Church and Crown,
And never let any subject strive
The King for to dethrone.
May Churchmen ever flourish,
And peace increase again;
God for ever bless the King,
And send him long to reign.
So let, etc.
May God forever
Bless the Church and Crown,
And never let any subject try
To dethrone the King.
May church leaders always thrive,
And peace grow once more;
God forever bless the King,
And grant him a long reign.
So let it be, etc.
p. 246THE
JUBILEE,
OR
THE CORONATION DAY.
From Thomas Jordan’s “Royal Arbor of Loyal Poesie,” 12mo, 1664. Mr Chappell states—“As this consists of only two stanzas, and the copy of the book, which is now in the possession of Mr Payne Collier, is probably unique, they are here subjoined.”
From Thomas Jordan’s “Royal Arbor of Loyal Poesie,” 12mo, 1664. Mr. Chappell states—“Since this only has two stanzas, and the copy of the book currently owned by Mr. Payne Collier is likely one-of-a-kind, they are included here.”
Let every man with
tongue and pen
Rejoice that Charles is come agen,
To gain his sceptre and his throne,
And give to every man his own;
Let all men that be
Together agree,
And freely now express their joy;
Let your sweetest voices bring
Pleasant songs unto the King,
To crown his Coronation Day.
Let’s everyone with
a voice and a pen
Celebrate that Charles has returned again,
To claim his scepter and his throne,
And give to everyone what is their own;
Let all people
Come together in agreement,
And openly share their joy now;
Let your sweetest voices bring
Cheerful songs to the King,
To celebrate his Coronation Day.
All that do thread on English earth
Shall live in freedom, peace, and mirth;
The golden times are come that we
Did one day think we ne’er should see;
Protector and Rump
Did put us in a dump,
When they their colours did display;
But the time is come about,
We are in, and they are out,
By King Charles his Coronation Day.
All who tread on English soil
Will live in freedom, peace, and joy;
The golden times have arrived that we
Once thought we’d never see;
Protector and Rump
Put us in a slump,
When they showed their true colors;
But now the tables have turned,
We’re in, and they’re out,
On King Charles’ Coronation Day.
p. 247THE KING ENJOYS HIS OWN AGAIN.
(1661.)—From Hogg’s Jacobite Relics.
From Hogg’s Jacobite Relics.
Whigs are now such
precious things,
We see there’s not one to be found;
All roar “God bless and save the King!”
And his health goes briskly all day round.
To the soldier, cap in hand, the sneaking rascals stand,
And would put in for honest men;
But the King he well knows his friends from his foes,
And now he enjoys his own again.
Whig Party are now such rare things,
We see there’s not a single one around;
All shout “God bless and save the King!”
And his health is celebrated all day long.
To the soldier, cap in hand, the sneaky rascals stand,
And would claim to be honest men;
But the King knows well who are his friends and who are his enemies,
And now he gets to enjoy his own again.
From this plot’s first taking air,
Like lightning all the Whigs have run;
Nay, they’ve left their topping square,
To march off with our eldest son:
They’ve left their ’states and wives to save their
precious lives,
Yet who can blame their flying, when
’Twas plain to them all, the great and the small,
That the King would have his own again?
From the moment this plan was announced,
The Whigs all took off like lightning;
They even abandoned their fancy gathering,
To march away with our eldest son:
They left their states and wives to protect their
Precious lives,
Yet who can blame them for running, when
It was obvious to everyone, big and small,
That the King would reclaim what’s his?
This may chance a warning be
(If e’er the saints will warning take)
To leave off hatching villany,
Since they’ve seen their brother at the
stake:
And more must mounted be (which God grant we may see),
Since juries now are honest men:
And the King lets them swing with a hey ding a ding,
Great James enjoys his own again.
This might serve as a warning
(If the saints ever pay attention)
To stop plotting evil,
Since they’ve witnessed their brother punished:
And more will certainly need to be (may God let us see it),
Since juries are fair now:
And the King allows them to hang with a cheerful tune,
Great James gets his way again.
p.
248Since they have voted that his Guards
A nuisance were, which now they find,
Since they stand between the King
And the treason that such dogs design’d;
’Tis they will you maul, though it cost them a fall,
In spight of your most mighty men;
For now they are alarm’d, and all Loyalists well
arm’d,
Since the King enjoys his own again.
p. 248Now that they’ve decided his Guards
are a nuisance, which they’ve realized,
Since they stand between the King
and the treachery those dogs have plotted;
They will attack you, even if it means going down,
despite your strongest men;
Because now they’re on high alert, and all Loyalists are well
armed, now that the King has his own back.
To the King, come, bumpers round,
Let’s drink, my boys, while life doth last:
He that at the core’s not sound
Shall be kick’d out without a taste.
We’ll fear no disgrace, but look traitors in the face,
Since we’re case-harden’d, honest
men;
Which makes their crew mad, but us loyal hearts full glad,
That the King enjoys his own again.
To the King, come on, raise your glasses,
Let’s drink, my friends, while we still can:
Anyone who isn’t true at heart
Will be kicked out without a chance to taste.
We won’t fear any shame, but face the traitors head-on,
Since we’re toughened, honest men;
Which drives their group crazy, but makes us loyal hearts happy,
That the King has his own back again.
A COUNTRY SONG, INTITULED THE RESTORATION.
(May, 1661.)—From the twentieth volume of the folio broadsides, King’s Pamphlets.
(May, 1661.)—From the twentieth volume of the folio broadsides, King’s Pamphlets.
Come, come away
To the temple, and pray,
And sing with a pleasant strain;
The schismatick’s dead,
The liturgy’s read,
And the King enjoyes his own again.
Get over here, come away
To the temple, and pray,
And sing a joyful song;
The divider’s gone,
The service is said,
And the King has his own back again.
The country doth bow
To old justices now,
That long aside have been lain;
The bishop’s restored,
God is rightly adored,
And the King enjoyes his own again.
The country bows
To old justices now,
That have been set aside for so long;
The bishop’s back,
God is truly worshipped,
And the King has his own again.
Committee-men fall,
And majors-generall,
No more doe those tyrants reign;
There’s no sequestration,
Nor new decimation,
For the King enjoyes the sword again.
Committee members fall,
And generals,
No longer do those tyrants rule;
There’s no confiscation,
Nor new destruction,
For the King wields the sword again.
The scholar doth look
With joy on his book,
Tom whistles and plows amain;
Soldiers plunder no more
As they did heretofore,
For the King enjoyes the sword again.
The scholar looks
With joy at his book,
Tom whistles and plows away;
Soldiers no longer plunder
As they did before,
For the King wields the sword once more.
The citizens trade,
The merchants do lade,
And send their ships into Spain;
No pirates at sea
To make them a prey,
For the King enjoyes the sword again.
The citizens trade,
The merchants load up,
And send their ships to Spain;
No pirates at sea
To prey on them,
For the King wields the sword again.
Let’s render our
praise
For these happy dayes
To God and our sovereign;
Your drinking give ore,
Swear not as before,
For the King bears not the sword in vain.
Let’s give our praise
For these joyful days
To God and our ruler;
Cut back on the drinking,
Don’t swear like before,
For the King doesn’t carry the sword for nothing.
Fanaticks, be quiet,
And keep a good diet,
To cure your crazy brain;
Throw off your disguise,
Go to church and be wise,
For the King bears not the sword in vain.
Fanatics, calm down,
And eat a healthy diet,
To fix your messed-up mind;
Take off your mask,
Go to church and be smart,
For the King doesn’t wield the sword without reason.
Let faction and pride
Be now laid aside,
That truth and peace may reign;
Let every one mend,
And there is an end,
For the King bears not the sword in vain.
Let rivalry and pride
Be put aside now,
So that truth and peace can rule;
Let everyone improve,
And that's all there is to it,
For the King does not carry the sword without reason.
p. 251HERE’S A HEALTH UNTO HIS MAJESTY.
There is only one verse to this Song. The music is arranged for three voices in “Playford’s Musical Companion, 1667.”
There’s just one verse to this song. The music is arranged for three voices in “Playford’s Musical Companion, 1667.”
Here’s a
health unto his Majesty,
With a fal la la la la la la,
Confusion to his enemies,
With a fal lal la la la la la la.
And he that will not drink his health,
I wish him neither wit nor wealth,
Nor but a rope to hang himself.
With a fal lal la la la la la la la la,
With a fal lal la la la la la.
Here’s to the health of his Majesty,
With a fal la la la la la la,
Confusion to his enemies,
With a fal lal la la la la la la.
And anyone who won’t drink to his health,
I wish them neither wisdom nor wealth,
Nor just a rope to hang themselves.
With a fal lal la la la la la la la la,
With a fal lal la la la la la.
THE WHIGS DROWNED IN AN HONEST TORY HEALTH.
From Col. 180 Loyal Songs.
From Col. 180 Loyal Songs.
Tune, “Hark, the thundering canons roar.”
Tune, “Listen, the booming cannons roar.”
Wealth breeds care,
love, hope, and fear;
What does love or bus’ness here?
While Bacchus’ navy doth appear,
Fight on and fear not sinking;
Fill it briskly to the brim,
Till the flying top-sails swim,
We owe the first discovery to him
Of this great world of drinking.
Wealth brings about concern,
love, hope, and fear;
What do love or business have to do with this?
While Bacchus’ fleet shows up,
Keep fighting and don’t worry about sinking;
Fill it up quickly to the top,
Until the flying sails are afloat,
We owe the initial discovery to him
Of this vast world of drinking.
Stand to your arms! and now advance,
A health to the English King of France;
And to the next of boon esperance,
By Bacchus and Apollo;
Thus in state I lead the van,
Fall in your place by the right-hand man,
Beat drum! march on! dub a dub, ran dan!
He’s a Whig that will not follow.
Get ready for battle! and now move forward,
Cheers for the English King of France;
And for the next great hope,
By Bacchus and Apollo;
This is how I lead the way,
Fall in line beside the right-hand man,
Beat the drum! march on! thump thump, let’s go!
He’s a Whig who won’t follow.
Face about to the right again,
Britain’s admiral of the main,
York and his illustrious train
Crown the day’s conclusion;
Let a halter stop his throat
Who brought in the foremost vote,
And of all that did promote
The mystery of exclusion.
Face to the right again,
Britain’s admiral of the fleet,
York and his famous entourage
Celebrate the day’s end;
Let a noose silence his voice
Who cast the first vote,
And of all those who supported
The mystery of exclusion.
To the royal family
Let us close in bumpers three,
May the ax and halter be
The pledge of every Roundhead;
To all loyal hearts pursue,
Who to the monarch dare prove true;
But for him they call True Blue,
Let him be confounded.
To the royal family
Let's come together as one,
May the axe and noose be
The promise of every Roundhead;
To all loyal hearts that follow,
Who dare remain true to the monarch;
But for him they call True Blue,
Let him be thrown into chaos.
THE CAVALIER.
By Alex. Brome.—(1661–2.)
By Alex. Brome.—(1661–62.)
We have ventured our
estates,
And our liberties and lives,
For our master and his mates,
And been toss’d by cruel fates
Where the rebellious Devil drives,
So that not one of ten survives;
We have laid all at stake
For his Majesty’s sake;
We have fought, we have paid,
We’ve been sold and
betray’d,
And tumbled from nation to nation;
But now those are thrown down
That usurped the Crown,
p. 254Our hopes were that we
All rewarded should be,
But we’re paid with a Proclamation.
We have risked our properties,
And our freedoms and lives,
For our master and his crew,
And have been tossed by harsh fates
Where the rebellious Devil leads,
So that barely one in ten survives;
We have staked everything
For his Majesty’s sake;
We have fought, we have paid,
We’ve been sold and betrayed,
And moved from country to country;
But now those who took the throne
Are brought down,
p. 254Our hopes were that we
All would be rewarded,
But we’re met with just a Proclamation.
Now the times are turn’d about,
And the rebels’ race is run;
That many-headed beast the Rout,
That did turn the Father out,
When they saw they were undone,
Were for bringing in the son.
That phanatical
crew,
Which made us
all rue,
Have got so much
wealth
By their plunder
and stealth
That they creep into profit and power:
And so come what
will,
They’ll be
uppermost still;
And we that are
low
Shall still be
kept so,
While those domineer and devour.
Now the times have changed,
And the rebels' race is over;
That many-headed beast the Rout,
That kicked the Father out,
When they realized they were finished,
Wanted to bring in the son.
That fanatical
group,
Which made us all suffer,
Have gained so much wealth
Through their plunder and sneakiness
That they sneak into profit and power:
And no matter what happens,
They’ll always be on top;
And we who are low
Shall always stay that way,
While they dominate and devour.
Yet we will be loyal still,
And serve without reward or hire:
To be redeem’d from so much ill,
May stay our stomachs, though not still,
And if our patience do not tire,
We may in time have our desire.
Yet we will stay loyal,
And serve without pay or reward:
Being freed from so much hardship,
May satisfy us, though not completely,
And if our patience doesn’t wear out,
We might eventually get what we want.
p. 255THE
LAMENTATION OF A BAD MARKET,
OR
THE DISBANDED SOULDIER.
(July 17th, 1660.)—From the King’s Pamphlets, British Museum.
(July 17th, 1660.)—From the King’s Pamphlets, British Museum.
This ballad relates to the disbanding of the Parliamentary army. Contrary, however, to what is pretended in it, says Mr. Wright, in his volume printed for the Percy Society, the writers of the time mention with admiration the good conduct of the soldiers after they were disbanded, each betaking himself to some honest trade or calling, with as much readiness as if he had never been employed in any other way. Not many weeks before the date of the present ballad, a prose tract had been published, with the same title, “The Lamentation of a Bad Market, or Knaves and Fools foully foyled, and fallen into a Pit of their own digging,” &c. March 21st, 1659–60.
This ballad talks about the disbanding of the Parliamentary army. However, contrary to what it suggests, Mr. Wright states in his book published for the Percy Society that contemporary writers praised the soldiers for their good behavior after they were disbanded, with each one quickly taking up some honest trade or job as if they had never done anything else. Just a few weeks before this ballad was dated, a prose piece was released with the same title, “The Lamentation of a Bad Market, or Knaves and Fools foully foyled, and fallen into a Pit of their own digging,” etc. March 21st, 1659–60.
In
red-coat raggs attired,
I wander up and down,
Since fate and foes conspired,
Thus to array me,
Or betray me
To the harsh censure of the
town.
My buffe doth make me boots, my velvet coat and scarlet,
Which used to do me credit with many a wicked harlot,
Have bid me all adieu, most despicable varlet!
Alas, poor souldier, whither wilt thou march?
In
red-coat rags dressed,
I wander back and forth,
Since fate and enemies teamed up,
To dress me this way,
Or betray me
To the harsh judgment of the
town.
My buff makes for my boots, my velvet coat and scarlet,
Which used to earn me respect from many a wicked woman,
Have bid me farewell, most despicable fool!
Alas, poor soldier, where will you march?
I’ve been in France and
Holland,
Guided by my starrs;
I’ve been in Spain and Poland,
p.
256I’ve been in Hungarie,
In Greece and
Italy,
And served them in all their
wars.
Britain these eighteen years has known my desperate slaughter,
I’ve killed ten at one blow, even in a fit of laughter,
Gone home again and smiled, and kiss’d my landlor’s
daughter;
Alas! poor souldier, etc.
I’ve been to France and Holland,
Guided by my stars;
I’ve been to Spain and Poland,
p. 256I’ve been to Hungary,
In Greece and Italy,
And fought in all their wars.
Britain has known my desperate killings for eighteen years,
I’ve taken down ten at once, even while laughing,
Then returned home, smiled, and kissed my landlord’s daughter;
Alas! poor soldier, etc.
My valour prevailed,
Meeting with my foes,
Which strongly we assailed;
Oh! strange I wondred,
They were a
hundred;
Yet I routed them with few
blowes.
This fauchion by my side has kind more men, I’ll swear
it,
Than Ajax ever did, alas! he ne’er came near it,
Yea, more than Priam’s boy, or all that ere did hear it.
Alas! poor souldier, etc.
My bravery won out,
When I faced my enemies,
Which we attacked fiercely;
Oh! strangely I was amazed,
They were a hundred;
Yet I defeated them with just a few blows.
This sword by my side has killed more men, I swear,
Than Ajax ever did; alas! he never came close to it,
Yeah, more than Priam’s son or anyone who ever heard of it.
Alas! poor soldier, etc.
For King and Parliament
I was Prester John.
Devout was my intent;
I haunted meetings,
Used zealous
greetings,
Crept full of devotion;
Smectymnuus won me first, then holy Nye prevail, [111]
p. 257Then
Captain Kiffin [112] slops me with John of Leyden’s
tail,
Then Fox and Naylor bangs me with Jacob Beamond’s flail. [113]
Alas! poor souldier, etc.
For King and Parliament
I was Prester John.
My intentions were sincere;
I attended gatherings,
Gave enthusiastic
greetings,
Came filled with devotion;
Smectymnuus convinced me first, then holy Nye took over, [111]
p. 257Then
Captain Kiffin [112] hit me with John of Leyden’s teachings,
Then Fox and Naylor swung at me with Jacob Beamond’s arguments. [113]
Alas! poor soldier, etc.
I did about this nation
Hold forth my gifts and teach,
Maintained the tolleration
The common story
And Directory
I damn’d with the word
“preach.”
Time was when all trades failed, men counterfeitly zealous
p.
258Turn’d whining, snievling praters, or kept a
country ale-house,
Got handsome wives, turn’d cuckolds, howe’er were
very jealous.
Alas! poor souldier, etc.
I talked about this nation
Shared my talents and taught,
Kept the tolerance
The common tale
And guide
I condemned with the word
“preach.”
There was a time when all jobs flopped, men pretending to be zealous
p. 258Turned into whiny, sniffly talkers, or ran a
country pub,
Got attractive wives, turned into cuckolds, but were
very jealous.
Alas! poor soldier, etc.
The world doth know me
well,
I ne’re did peace desire,
Because I could not tell
Of what behaviour
I should
savour
In a field of thundring fire.
When we had murdered King, confounded Church and State,
Divided parks and forests, houses, money, plate,
We then did peace desire, to keep what he had gat.
Alas! poor souldier, etc.
The world knows me well,
I never wanted peace,
Because I couldn't tell
What kind of behavior
I should enjoy
In a field of thundering fire.
When we had killed the King, thrown Church and State into chaos,
Divided parks and forests, houses, money, and goods,
We then wanted peace, to keep what he had gained.
Alas! poor soldier, etc.
Surplice was surplisage,
We voted right or wrong,
Within that furious age,
Of the painted glass,
Or pictured
brass,
And liturgie we made a song.
Bishops, and bishops’ lands, were superstitious words,
Until in souldiers’ hands, and so were kings and lords,
But in fashion now again in spight of all our swords.
Alas! poor souldier, etc.
Surplice was an excess,
We voted whether it was right or wrong,
During that intense time,
Of the stained glass,
Or illustrated
brass,
And the liturgy became our song.
Bishops, and bishops’ lands, were just superstitious terms,
Until they were in the hands of soldiers, and so were kings and lords,
But now it's back in style despite all our swords.
Alas! poor soldier, etc.
Some say I am forsaken
By the great men of these
times,
And they’re no whit mistaken;
p. 259It is my
fate
To be out of
date,
My masters most are guilty of such
crimes.
Like an old Almanack, I now but represent
How long since Edge-Hill fight, or the rising was in Kent,
Or since the dissolution of the first Long Parliament.
Alas! poor souldier, etc.
Some say I've been abandoned
By the great figures of this time,
And they're not wrong;
p. 259It’s my
fate
To be out of
style,
Most of my leaders are guilty of such
offenses.
Like an old calendar, I only show
How long it's been since the Edge Hill battle, or the uprising in Kent,
Or since the first Long Parliament was dissolved.
Alas! poor soldier, etc.
Good sirs, what shall I
fancie,
Amidst these gloomy dayes?
Shall I goe court brown Nancy?
In a countrey town
They’l
call me clown,
If I sing them my outlandish
playes.
Let me inform their nodle with my heroick spirit,
My language and worth besides transcend unto merit;
They’l not believe one word, what mortal flesh can bear
it?
Alas! poor souldier, etc.
Good sirs, what should I think,
Amid these gloomy days?
Should I go court brown Nancy?
In a country town
They’ll
call me a clown,
If I sing them my outlandish plays.
Let me share my heroic spirit with their heads,
My language and worth, besides, rise to merit;
They won’t believe a word; how can any human deal with it?
Alas! poor soldier, etc.
Into the countrey places
I resolve to goe,
Amongst those sun-burnt faces
I’le goe to plough
Or keep a
cow,
’Tis that my masters now
again must do.
Souldiers ye see will be of each religion,
They’re but like stars, which when the true sun rise
they’re gon.
I’le to the countrey goe, and there I’le serve Sir
John;
Aye, aye, ’tis thither, and thither will I
goe.
Into the countryside
I’ve decided to go,
Among those sunburned faces
I’ll go to plow
Or keep a cow,
It’s what my masters now must do again.
Soldiers, you see, will belong to every religion,
They’re just like stars that disappear when the true sun rises.
I’ll head to the countryside, and there I’ll serve Sir John;
Yes, yes, that’s where I’ll go.
London, printed for Charles Gustavus, 1660.
London, printed for Charles Gustavus, 1660.
p. 260THE
COURTIER’S HEALTH;
or,
THE MERRY BOYS OF THE TIMES.
(A.D. 1672.)—From the
Roxburgh Ballads, Vol. ii.
To the tune of “Come, Boys, fill us a Bumper.”
(A.D. 1672.)—From the
Roxburgh Ballads, Vol. ii.
To the tune of “Come on, guys, fill us a drink.”
Come, boys, fill us
a bumper,
Wee’l make the nation roar,
She’s grown sick of a Rumper,
That sticks on the old score.
Pox on phanaticks, rout ’um,
They thirst for our blood;
Wee’l taxes raise without ’um,
And drink for the nation’s good.
Fill the pottles and the gallons,
And bring the hogshead in,
Wee’l begin with a tallen,
A brimmer to the King.
Arrive, guys, fill us up a glass,
We’ll make the country roar,
She’s tired of a Rumper,
That sticks to the old score.
Curse the fanatics, let’s defeat them,
They crave our blood;
We’ll raise taxes without them,
And drink to the nation’s good.
Fill the jugs and the barrels,
And bring in the hogshead,
We’ll start with a toast,
A cheers to the King.
Round, around, fill a fresh one,
Let no man bawk his wine,
Wee’l drink to the next in succession,
And keep it in the right line.
Bring us ten thousand glasses,
The more we drink we’re dry;
We mind not the beautiful lasses,
Whose conquest lyes all in the eye.
Fill the pottles, etc.
Round and around, fill a fresh one,
Let no man refuse his wine,
We'll drink to the next in line,
And keep it going just fine.
Bring us ten thousand glasses,
The more we drink, the drier we get;
We don’t care about the beautiful girls,
Whose charm is all in the look.
Fill the bottles, etc.
I hate those strange dissenters
That strives to hawk a glass,
He that at all adventures
Will see what comes to pass:
And let the Popish nation
Disturb us if they can,
They ne’er shall breed distraction
In a true-hearted man.
Fill the pottles, etc.
I can’t stand those weird rebels
Who try to sell a drink,
Those who are willing to take any chance
To see what happens next:
And let the Catholic crowd
Try to upset us if they want,
They’ll never cause chaos
In a loyal person.
Fill the pottles, etc.
Let the fanatics grumble
To see things cross their grain,
Wee’l make them now more humble
Or ease them of their pain:
They shall drink sack amain too,
Or they shall be choak’t;
Wee’l tell ’um ’tis in vain too
For us to be provok’t.
Fill the pottles, etc.
Let the fanatics complain
To see things go against their wishes,
We'll make them more humble now
Or relieve them of their pain:
They'll drink a lot of wine too,
Or they'll be choked;
We'll tell them it's pointless too
For us to be provoked.
Fill the bottles, etc.
He that denyes the brimmer
Shall banish’d be in this isle,
And we will look more grimmer
Till he begins to smile:
Wee’l drown him in Canary,
And make him all our own,
And when his heart is merry
Hee’l drink to Charles on’s throne.
Fill the pottles, etc.
He who denies the drink
Shall be banished to this island,
And we'll look even grimmer
Until he starts to smile:
We'll drown him in Canary,
And make him all ours,
And when his heart is happy
He'll drink to Charles on the throne.
Fill the bottles, etc.
Printed for P. Brooksly, at the Golden Ball in West Smithfield, 1672.
Printed for P. Brooksly at the Golden Ball in West Smithfield, 1672.
THE LOYAL TORIES’ DELIGHT;
or,
A PILL FOR FANATICKS.
Being a most pleasant and new song.
Being a really nice and fresh song.
1680.—From the Roxburgh Ballads, Vol. iii., fol. 911.
1680.—From the Roxburgh Ballads, Vol. iii., fol. 911.
To the tune of “Great York has been debar’d of late, etc.”
To the tune of “Great York has been banned lately, etc.”
Great York has been
debar’d of late
From Court by some accursed fate;
But ere long, we do not fear,
We shall have him, have him here,
We shall have
him, have him here.
Awesome York has recently been kept away
From the Court by some cruel fate;
But soon, we aren’t worried,
We will have him, will have him here,
We will have him, will have him here.
The makers of the plot we see,
By damn’d old Tony’s treachery,
How they would have brought it about,
To have given great York the rout,
To have given,
etc.
The creators of the story we see,
By that damned old Tony’s betrayal,
How they would have made it happen,
To have sent great York running,
To have sent,
etc.
p.
263God preserve our gracious King,
And safe tydings to us bring,
Defend us from the sham black box, [114]
And all damn’d fanatick plots,
And all
damn’d, etc.
p. 263May God protect our gracious King,
And bring us good news,
Keep us safe from the sham black box, [114]
And all cursed extremist schemes,
And all cursed, etc.
Here Charles’s health I drink to thee,
And with him all prosperity;
God grant that he long time may reign,
To bring us home great York again,
To bring us
home, etc.
Here’s to Charles’s health,
And to his success in everything;
God grant that he may reign for a long time,
So we can bring York back home,
To bring us
home, etc.
That he, in spight of all his foes
Who loyalty and laws oppose,
May long remain in health and peace,
Whilst plots and plotters all shall cease,
Whilst plots,
etc.
That he, despite all his enemies
Who go against loyalty and the law,
May stay in good health and peace for a long time,
While all the schemes and schemers come to an end,
While plots,
etc.
Let Whigs go down to Erebus,
And not stay here to trouble us
With noisy cant and needless fear,
Of ills to come they know not where,
Of ills to come,
etc.
Let the Whigs go down to the underworld,
And not stick around to bother us
With loud complaints and unnecessary fear,
About problems they can't even pinpoint,
About problems ahead,
etc.
When our chief trouble they create,
For plain we see what they’d be at;
Could they but push great York once down
They’d next attempt to snatch the crown,
They’d
next attempt, etc.
When they create our biggest problems,
It’s obvious what they’re after;
If they could just take down great York,
Their next move would be to grab the crown,
Their next move would be, etc.
Then come, again fill round our glass,
And, loyal Tories, less it pass,
Fill up, fill up unto the brim,
And let each boule with necture swim,
And let each
boule, etc.
Then come, let’s fill our glasses again,
And, loyal Tories, let’s not wait,
Fill up, fill up to the top,
And let each bowl swim in nectar,
And let each bowl, etc.
Though cloakmen, that seem much
precise,
’Gainst wine exclaim with turn’d-up eyes;
Yet in a corner they’l be drunk,
With drinking healths unto the Rump,
With drinking,
etc.
Though cloakmen, who appear quite refined,
Protest against wine with rolling eyes;
Still, in a corner, they'll get drunk,
Toasting healths to the Rump,
Toasting,
etc.
In hopes that once more they shall tear
Both Church and State, which is their prayer;
But Heaven does yet protect the throne,
Whilst Tyburn for such slaves does groan,
Whilst Tyburn,
etc.
In hopes that they will once again separate
Both Church and State, which is what they pray for;
But Heaven still protects the throne,
While Tyburn groans for such slaves,
While Tyburn,
etc.
For now ’tis plain, most men abhor,
What some so strongly voted for;
Great York in favour does remain,
In spight of all the Whiggish train,
In spight of
all, etc.
For now it’s clear, most people hate,
What some strongly supported;
Great York still stands in favor,
Despite all the Whig crowd,
Despite all, etc.
And now the Old Cause goes to wrack,
Sedition mauger cloath in black
Do greatly dread the triple tree,
Whilst we rejoyce in loyalty,
Whilst we
rejoyce, etc.
And now the Old Cause is falling apart,
Rebellion dressed in black
Fears the hanging tree,
While we celebrate our loyalty,
While we
celebrate, etc.
THE ROYAL ADMIRAL.
Miss Strickland quotes this ballad in her Lives of the Queens of England, and states that this was the first Jacobite song that was written and set to music.
Miss Strickland quotes this ballad in her Lives of the Queens of England and mentions that it was the first Jacobite song ever written and set to music.
Jamie the Valiant, the Champion Royal,
His own and the monarchy’s rival withstood;
The bane and the terror of those the disloyal,
Who slew his loved father and thirst for his
blood.
Jamie the Valiant, the Royal Champion,
A rival to both himself and the monarchy;
The scourge and fright of the disloyal,
Those who killed his beloved father and crave his blood.
York, the great admiral,—Ocean’s
defender,
The joy of our navy, the dread of its foes,
The lawful successor,—what upstart pretender
Shall dare, in our isle, the true heir to
oppose?
York, the great admiral—Ocean’s defender,
The pride of our navy, the fear of its enemies,
The rightful successor—what arrogant pretender
Would dare, in our land, to challenge the true heir?
Jamie quelled the proud foe on the ocean,
And rode the sole conqueror over the main;
To this gallant hero let all pay devotion,
For England her admiral sees him again.
Jamie defeated the proud enemy on the ocean,
And became the sole conqueror over the sea;
To this brave hero let everyone give their respect,
For England sees her admiral once more.
p. 266THE UNFORTUNATE WHIGS.
1682.—From the Roxburgh Ballads.
1682.—From the Roxburgh Ballads.
To the tune of “The King enjoys his own,” &c.
To the tune of “The King enjoys his own,” etc.
The Whigs are but
small, and of no good race,
And are beloved by very few;
Old Tony broach’d his tap in every place,
To encourage all his factious crew.
At some great houses in this
town,
The Whigs of high renown,
And all with a true blue was their stain;
For since it is so,
They have wrought their
overthrow,
Old Tony will ne’r enjoy his own, again.
The Whigs are small in number and not a great group,
And not many people like them;
Old Tony opened his bar everywhere,
To rally up his troublesome crowd.
At some big homes in this town,
The Whigs are well known,
And all are marked with true blue;
Since it’s the case,
They’ve brought about their own downfall,
Old Tony won’t ever have his own, again.
They all owne duty to their lawful prince,
And loyal subjects should have been;
But their duty is worn out long since,
By the Association seen.
But these are the Whigs,
That have cut off some legs,
And fain would be at that sport amain;
For since it is so,
They have wrought their
overthrow,
Old Tony will ne’r enjoy his own again.
They all owe a duty to their rightful ruler,
And loyal subjects should have been;
But their duty has long since faded,
By the Association seen.
But these are the Whigs,
Who have cut off some legs,
And would love to be at that game full speed;
For since it is so,
They have caused their
overthrow,
Old Tony will never enjoy his own again.
And yet they are sham-pretenders,
And they swear they’ll support our laws;
These be the great defenders of
Ignoramus and the Old Cause:
They’ll defend the King
By swearing of the thing,
p. 267These
are the cursed rogues in grain;
For since it is so,
They have wrought their
overthrow,
Old Tony will ne’r enjoy his own again.
And yet they are fake pretenders,
And they claim they’ll support our laws;
These are the great defenders of
Ignoramus and the Old Cause:
They’ll defend the King
By swearing to the thing,
p. 267These
are the cursed crooks at heart;
Because it’s true,
They have caused their own downfall,
Old Tony will never enjoy his own again.
The true religion that shall down,
Which so long has won the day,
And Common-prayer i’th’ church of ev’ry
town,
If that the Whigs could but bear the sway:
For Oates he does begin
Now for to bring them in,
As when he came mumping from Spain;
For since it is so,
They have wrought their
overthrow,
Old Tony will ne’r enjoy his own again.
The true religion that'll take over,
Which has dominated for so long,
And Common-prayer in every town's church,
If only the Whigs could hold the power:
For Oates is starting
Now to bring them down,
Just like when he returned broke from Spain;
For since it's like this,
They've caused their own downfall,
Old Tony will never have his own again.
How all their shamming plots they would
hide,
Yet they are ignorant, they say,
When as Old Tony he was try’d
And brought off with Ignoramus sway:
When Oates he was dumb
And could not use his tongue,
This is the shamming rogues in grain;
For since it is so,
They have wrought their
overthrow,
Old Tony will ne’r enjoy his own again.
How all their fake schemes they would hide,
Yet they claim to be clueless,
When Old Tony was put on trial
And got off because of Ignoramus:
When Oates was silent
And couldn’t speak,
These are the faking crooks at heart;
For since that’s the case,
They’ve brought about their own downfall,
Old Tony will never have his own back.
Then let all true subjects sing,
And damn the power of all those
That won’t show loyalty to their King,
And assist him against his Whiggish foes.
Then in this our happy state,
In spight of traytors’
hate,
p. 268We will
all loyal still remain;
For since it is so,
They have wrought their
overthrow,
Old Tony will ne’r enjoy his own again.
Then let all true subjects sing,
And curse the power of all those
That won’t show loyalty to their King,
And help him against his Whig enemies.
Then in this happy state of ours,
In spite of traitors’
p. 268We will
all remain loyal still;
Because since it’s true,
They’ve brought about their own downfall,
Old Tony will never enjoy his own again.
God preserve our gracious King,
With the Royal Consort of his bed,
And let all loyal subjects sing
That the crown may remain on Charles’s
head;
For we will drink his health
In spight of
Common-wealth,
And his lawful rights we will maintain;
For since it is so,
They have wrought their
overthrow,
Old Tony will ne’r enjoy his own again.
God save our gracious King,
With his Royal Partner by his side,
And let all loyal subjects sing
That the crown may stay on Charles’s head;
For we will toast to his health
Despite the Commonwealth,
And we will uphold his rightful claims;
For since it’s come to this,
They have brought about their own downfall,
Old Tony will never have his own again.
Printed for S. Maurel, in the year 1682.
Printed for S. Maurel, in the year 1682.
THE DOWNFALL OF THE GOOD OLD CAUSE.
From a “Collection of One Hundred and Eighty Loyal Songs, all written since 1678,” and published London, 1694. [Fourth Edition.]
From a “Collection of One Hundred and Eighty Loyal Songs, all written since 1678,” published in London, 1694. [Fourth Edition.]
Tune,—“Hey, Boys, up go we.”
“Hey, guys, let's go.”
No fanatick shall bear the sway
In court, city, or town,
These good kingdoms to betray,
And cry the right line down;—
Let them cry they love the King,
Yet if they hate his brother,
Remember Charles they murdered,
And so they would the other.
No fanatic shall have power
In court, city, or town,
To betray these great kingdoms,
And bring the right line down;—
Let them say they love the King,
But if they hate his brother,
Remember Charles they murdered,
And they would do the same to the other.
Weavers and such like fellows
In pulpit daily prate,
Like the Covenanters,
Against the Church and State:
Yet they cry they love the King,
But their baseness will discover;
Charles the First they murdered,
And so they would the other.
Weavers and others like them
Talk endlessly in the pulpit,
Just like the Covenanters,
Against the Church and State:
Yet they claim they love the King,
But their true nature will show;
They murdered Charles the First,
And they would do the same to the next.
When these fellows go to drink,
In city or in town,
They vilify the bishops
And they cry the Stuarts down:
Still they cry they love the King,
But their baseness I’ll discover;
Charles the First they murdered,
And so they would the other.
When these guys go out to drink,
In the city or the town,
They trash talk the bishops
And they put down the Stuarts:
Still, they say they love the King,
But I’ll expose their true colors;
They killed Charles the First,
And they’d do the same to the other.
The noble Marquis of Worcester,
And many such brave lord,
By the King-killing crew
They daily are abhor’d,
And called evil councellors,
When the truth they did discover;
And Charles the First they murdered,
And so they would the other.
The noble Marquis of Worcester,
And many other brave lords,
By the King-killing crew
They are daily hated,
And labeled as evil advisors,
When they uncovered the truth;
And Charles the First they killed,
And they would do the same to the other.
The Papists they would kill the King,
But the Phanaticks did;
Their perjuries and treacheries
Aren’t to be parallel’d:
Let them cry they love the King,
Their faults I will discover;
Charles the First they murdered,
And so they would the other.
The Catholics wanted to kill the King,
But it was the fanatics who did;
Their lies and betrayals
Can’t be compared:
Let them shout that they love the King,
I will expose their faults;
They murdered Charles the First,
And they would do the same to the other.
Charles the Second stands on’s guard,
Like a good politick King;
The Phanaticks ought to be abhor’d
For all their flattering:
Let them cry they love the King,
Their faults I will discover;
Charles the First they murdered,
And so they would the other.
Charles the Second stands on guard,
Like a good political King;
The fanatics should be hated
For all their flattery:
Let them shout that they love the King,
I will reveal their faults;
They killed Charles the First,
And they would do the same to the other.
OLD JEMMY.
From a “Collection of 180 Loyal Songs,” written since 1678. This is a parody on the Whig song, “Young Jemmy is a lad that’s royally descended,” written in celebration of the Duke of Monmouth. Old Jemmy is the Duke of York, afterwards James II.
From a “Collection of 180 Loyal Songs,” written since 1678. This is a parody of the Whig song, “Young Jemmy is a lad that’s royally descended,” written to celebrate the Duke of Monmouth. Old Jemmy refers to the Duke of York, who later became James II.
To the tune of “Young Jemmy.”
To the tune of “Young Jemmy.”
Old Jemmy is a
lad
Right lawfully descended;
No bastard born nor bred,
Nor for a Whig suspended;
The true and lawful heir to th’ crown
By right of birth and laws,
And bravely will maintain his own
In spight of all his foes.
Old Jemmy is a
guy
Rightfully descended;
Not born or raised a bastard,
Nor suspended for being a Whig;
The true and rightful heir to the crown
By birthright and law,
And he will bravely defend his own
Despite all his enemies.
Old Jemmy is a prince
Of noble resolutions,
Whose powerful influence
Can order our confusions;
But oh! he fights with such a grace
No force can him withstand,
No god of war but must give place
When Jemmy leads the van.
Old Jemmy is a prince
With noble intentions,
Whose strong influence
Can sort out our chaos;
But oh! he fights with such style
That no force can resist him,
No god of war can hold their ground
When Jemmy takes the lead.
To Jemmy every swain
Does pay due veneration,
And Scotland does maintain
His title to the nation;
The pride of all the court he stands,
The patron of his cause,
The joy and hope of all his friends,
And terror of his foes.
To Jemmy, every young man
Shows the proper respect,
And Scotland upholds
His title for the country;
He stands as the pride of the court,
The supporter of his cause,
The joy and hope of all his friends,
And the fear of his enemies.
Maliciously they vote
To work Old Jemmy’s ruin,
And zealously promote
A Bill for his undoing;
Both Lords and Commons most agree
To pull his Highness down,
But (spight of all their policy)
Old Jemmy’s heir to th’ crown.
Maliciously they vote
To bring about Old Jemmy’s downfall,
And eagerly push
A Bill for his destruction;
Both Lords and Commons fully agree
To take his Highness down,
But (despite all their scheming)
Old Jemmy’s heir to the crown.
Great Albany, they swear,
He before any other
Shall be immediate heir
Unto his royal brother;
Who will, in spight of all his foes,
His lawful rights maintain,
And all the fops that interpose
Old Jemmy’s York again.
Great Albany, they say,
He will be the first in line
to inherit from his royal brother;
Who, despite all his enemies,
Will defend his rightful claim,
And all the fools that get in the way
Old Jemmy’s York once more.
The Whigs and zealots plot
To banish him the nation,
But the renowned Scot
Hath wrought his restoration:
With high respects they treat his Grace,
His royal cause maintain;
Brave Albany (to Scotland’s praise)
Is mighty York again.
The Whigs and fanatics scheme
To oust him from the country,
But the famous Scot
Has brought him back again:
With great respect they honor his Grace,
Supporting his royal cause;
Brave Albany (to Scotland’s credit)
Is powerful York once more.
Against his envious fates
The Kirk hath taught a lesson,
A blessing on the States,
To settle the succession;
They real were, both knight and lord,
And will his right maintain,
By royal Parliament restored,
Old Jemmy’s come again.
Against his envious fates
The church has taught a lesson,
A blessing on the States,
To settle the succession;
They really were, both knight and lord,
And will maintain his right,
By royal Parliament restored,
Old Jemmy’s come again.
THE CLOAK’S KNAVERY.
From “Wit and Mirth, or Pills to Purge Melancholy; being a Collection of the best merry Ballads and Songs, old and new.” London, 1714.
From “Wit and Mirth, or Pills to Purge Melancholy; being a Collection of the best merry Ballads and Songs, old and new.” London, 1714.
Come buy my new ballad,
I have’t in my wallet,
But ’twill not I fear please every pallate;
Then mark what ensu’th,
I swear by my youth
That every line in my ballad is truth.
A ballad of wit, a ballad of worth,
’Tis newly printed and newly come forth;
’Twas made of a cloak that fell out with a gown,
That cramp’d all the kingdom and crippled the crown.
Come buy my new ballad,
I don’t have it in my wallet,
But I fear it won't please everyone;
So pay attention to what follows,
I swear on my youth
That every line in my ballad is true.
A ballad of wit, a ballad of value,
It’s newly printed and just released;
It was inspired by a cloak that had issues with a gown,
That troubled the entire kingdom and weakened the crown.
I’ll
tell you in brief
A story of grief,
Which happen’d when Cloak was
Commander-in-chief;
p. 275It tore common prayers,
Imprison’d lord mayors,
In one day it voted down prelates and prayers;
It made people perjured in point of obedience,
And the Covenant did cut off the oath of allegiance.
Then let us endeavour to pull the Cloak down
That cramp’d all the kingdom and crippled the crown.
I’ll
tell you briefly
A story of sorrow,
Which happened when Cloak was
in charge;
p. 275It disrupted common prayers,
Imprisoned lord mayors,
In one day it dismissed bishops and prayers;
It led people to break their oaths of loyalty,
And the Covenant removed the oath of allegiance.
So let’s try to bring down the Cloak
That limited the kingdom and weakened the crown.
It was a
black Cloke,
In good time be it spoke,
That kill’d many thousands but never struck
stroke;
With hatchet and rope
The forlorn hope
Did join with the Devil to pull down the Pope;
It set all the sects in the city to work,
And rather than fail ’twould have brought in the Turk.
Then let us endeavour, etc.
It was a
black Cloak,
In good time be it said,
That killed many thousands but never landed a blow;
With hatchet and rope
The desperate hope
Joined forces with the Devil to take down the Pope;
It got all the factions in the city busy,
And rather than fail, it would have invited the Turk.
Then let us strive, etc.
It seized
on the tower-guns,
Those fierce demi-gorgons,
It brought in the bag-pipes, and brought in the
organs;
The pulpits did smoke,
The churches did choke,
And all our religion was turn’d to a cloak.
It brought in lay-elders could not write nor read,
It set public faith up and pull’d down the creed.
Then let us endeavour, etc.
It took over the tower guns,
Those fierce demi-gorgons,
It brought in the bagpipes, and it brought in the organs;
The pulpits were smoking,
The churches were suffocating,
And all our faith was turned into a disguise.
It brought in lay elders who couldn’t read or write,
It established public faith and dismantled the creed.
Then let us try, etc.
This pious
impostor
Such fury did foster,
It left us no penny nor no pater-noster;
p. 276It threw to the ground
The commandments down,
And set up twice twenty times ten of its own;
It routed the King and villains elected,
To plunder all those whom they thought disaffected.
Then let us endeavour, etc.
To blind
people’s eyes
This Cloak was so wise,
It took off ship-money, but set up excise;
Men brought in their plate
For reasons of state,
And gave it to Tom Trumpeter and his mate.
In pamphlets it writ many specious epistles,
To cozen poor wenches of bodkins and whistles.
Then let us endeavour, etc.
To blind
people’s eyes
This Cloak was so smart,
It removed ship money, but brought in taxes;
People brought in their silver
For political reasons,
And gave it to Tom Trumpeter and his buddy.
In pamphlets, it wrote many flashy letters,
To trick poor ladies out of pins and trinkets.
Then let’s try, etc.
In pulpits
it moved,
And was much approved
For crying out, Fight The Lord’s
battles, beloved;
It bob-tayled the gown,
Put Prelacy down,
It trod on the mitre to reach at the crown;
And into the field it an army did bring,
To aim at the council but shoot at the King.
Then let us endeavour, etc.
In the pulpits, it stirred, And was highly praised For shouting out, Fight the Lord’s battles, dear ones; It knocked down the gown, Took Prelacy down, It stepped on the mitre to grab the crown; And on the battlefield, it led an army, To target the council but aimed at the King. So let’s strive, etc.
This Cloak
did proceed
To damnable deed,
It made the best mirror of majesty bleed;
Tho’ Cloak did not
do’t,
He set it on foot,
By rallying and calling his journeymen
to’t.
For never had come such a bloody disaster,
If Cloak had not first drawn a sword at his master.
Then let us endeavour, etc.
This Cloak did lead to a terrible act; It made the finest symbol of power bleed. Though the Cloak didn’t do it, He initiated it by rallying his crew. Such a bloody disaster would never have happened If the Cloak hadn’t first raised a sword against his master. Then let’s strive, etc.
Tho’
some of them went hence
By sorrowful sentence,
This lofty long Cloak is not moved to repentance;
But he and his men,
Twenty thousand times ten,
Are plotting to do their tricks over again.
But let this proud Cloak to authority stoop,
Or Dun will provide him a button and
loop.
Then let us endeavour to pull the Cloak down
That basely did sever the head from the crown.
Though some of them left here By a painful decision, This lofty long Cloak isn’t swayed by remorse; But he and his men, Twenty thousand times ten, Are scheming to pull their stunts again. But let this proud Cloak bow to authority, Or Dun will give him a button and loop. Then let’s work to bring the Cloak down That shamefully separated the head from the crown.
Let’s
pray that the King
And his Parliament
In sacred and secular things may consent;
So righteously firm,
And religiously free,
That Papists and Atheists suppressed may be.
p. 278And as
there’s one Deity does over-reign us,
One faith and one form and one Church may contain us.
Then peace, truth, and plenty our kingdom will crown,
And all Popish plots and their plotters shall down.
Let’s
pray that the King
And his Parliament
In both sacred and everyday matters can agree;
So justly strong,
And truly free,
That both Catholics and Atheists can be kept in check.
p. 278And since there’s one God who rules over us,
One faith, one belief, and one church can unite us.
Then peace, truth, and abundance will bless our kingdom,
And all Catholic schemes and their schemers will fall.
THE TIME-SERVER,
OR
A MEDLEY.
From the Loyal Garland, 1686. Reprinted for the Percy Society, and edited by J. O. Halliwell.
From the Loyal Garland, 1686. Reprinted for the Percy Society, and edited by J. O. Halliwell.
Room for a gamester
that plays at all he sees,
Whose fickle fancy suits such times as these,
One that says Amen to every factious prayer,
From Hugh Peters’ pulpit to St Peter’s chair;
One that doth defy the Crozier and the Crown,
But yet can house with blades that carouse,
Whilst pottle pots tumble down, derry down,
One that can comply with surplice and with cloak,
Yet for his end can independ
Whilst Presbyterian broke Brittain’s yoke.
Room for a player
who bets on everything he sees,
Whose changing whims fit times like these,
Someone who says Amen to every divisive prayer,
From Hugh Peters’ pulpit to St. Peter’s chair;
Someone who defies the Crozier and the Crown,
But can still hang out with those who drink and party,
While tankards spill and roll around, derry down,
Someone who can go along with robe and cloak,
Yet for his own gain can be independent
While the Presbyterians broke Britain’s yoke.
This is the way to trample without
trembling,
’Tis the sycophant’s only secure.
p.
279Covenants and oaths are badges of dissembling,
’Tis the politick pulls down the pure.
To profess and betray, to plunder and pray,
Is the only ready way to be great;
Flattery doth the feat;
Ne’er go, ne’er stir, sir—will venture
further
Than the greatest dons in the town,
From a coffer to a crown.
This is how to walk all over others without fear,
It’s the only safe path for a flatterer.
p. 279Promises and vows are signs of deceit,
It’s those who scheme who bring down the innocent.
To claim loyalty and betray, to steal and pray,
Is the only quick way to achieve greatness;
Compliments get the job done;
Never go, never move, sir—will dare
More than the biggest names in the city,
From a stash of money to a throne.
I’m in a temperate humour now to think
well,
Now I’m in another humour for to drink well,
Then fill us up a beer-bowl, boys, that we
May drink it, drink it merrily;
No knavish spy shall understand,
For, if it should be known,
’Tis ten to one we shall be trepanned.
I’m feeling pretty good right now to think well,
Now I’m in a different mood to drink well,
So let’s fill up a beer bowl, guys, so we
Can drink it, drink it happily;
No sneaky spy will catch on,
Because if it gets out,
It’s likely we’ll get trapped.
I’ll drink to them a brace of quarts,
Whose anagram is call’d true hearts;
If all were well, as I would ha’t,
And Britain cured of its tumour,
I should very well like my fate,
And drink my sack at a cheaper rate,
Without any noise or rumour,
Oh then I should fix my humour.
I’ll toast to them a couple of quarts,
Whose anagram is called true hearts;
If everything were good, like I wish it were,
And Britain healed from its problem,
I’d be quite happy with my fate,
And enjoy my wine at a lower cost,
Without any fuss or rumor,
Oh then I’d settle my mood.
But since ’tis no such matter, change
your hue,
I may cog and flatter, so may you;
Religion is a widgeon, and reason is treason,
And he that hath a loyal heart may bid the world adieu.
But since it’s not really that important, change your tone,
I can lie and flatter, and so can you;
Religion is a foolish thing, and reason is betrayal,
And someone with a loyal heart can say goodbye to the world.
THE SOLDIER’S DELIGHT.
(Made in the late times.)
(Made in recent times.)
From the Loyal Garland, 1686. Reprinted for the Percy Society, and edited by J. O. Halliwell.
From the Loyal Garland, 1686. Reprinted for the Percy Society, and edited by J. O. Halliwell.
Fair Phydelia, tempt
no more,
I may not now thy beauty so adore,
Nor offer to thy shrine;
I serve one more divine
And greater far than you:
Hark! the trumpet calls away,
We must go, lest the foe
Get the field and win the day;
Then march bravely on,
Charge them in the van,
Our cause God’s is, though the odds is
Ten times ten to one.
Fair Phydelia, stop tempting me,
I can’t adore your beauty anymore,
Nor can I offer it to your shrine;
I serve someone far more divine
And greater than you:
Listen! The trumpet is calling us away,
We have to go, or the enemy
Will take the field and win the day;
So let’s march bravely on,
Charge at the front,
Our cause is God’s, even though the odds are
Ten to one against us.
Tempt no more, I may not
yield,
Although thine eyes a kingdom may surprise;
Leave off thy wanton tales,
The high-born Prince of Wales
Is mounted in the field,
p. 281Where
the loyal gentry flock,
Though forlorn, nobly born,
Of a ne’er-decaying stock;
Cavaliers, be bold, ne’er let go your hold,
Those that loiters are by traitors
Dearly bought and sold.
Tempt me no more, I can’t give in,
Even though your eyes could captivate a kingdom;
Stop your seductive stories,
The noble Prince of Wales
is out in the field,
p. 281Where the loyal gentry gather,
though they may be down on their luck, they are of noble birth,
From a lineage that will never fade;
Cavaliers, be brave, never let go of your grip,
Those who linger are betrayed,
dearly bought and sold.
Phydelia.—One kiss more, and so
farewell.
Soldier.—Fie, no more! I prithee fool give
o’er;
Why cloud’st thou thus thy beams?
I see by these extremes,
A woman’s heaven or hell.
Pray the King may have his own,
That the Queen may be seen
With her babes on England’s throne;
Rally up your men, one shall vanquish ten,
Victory, we come to try our valour once again.
Phydelia.—One more kiss, and then goodbye.
Soldier.—Come on, no more! Please, stop it;
Why are you dimming your light like this?
I can see from these extremes,
A woman’s joy or sorrow.
I hope the King gets what’s his,
So the Queen can be seen
With her children on England’s throne;
Rally your men, one can take down ten,
Victory, we're here to prove our courage once again.
THE LOYAL SOLDIER.
From the Loyal Garland, 1686. Reprinted for the Percy Society, and edited by J. O. Halliwell.
From the Loyal Garland, 1686. Reprinted for the Percy Society, and edited by J. O. Halliwell.
When lofty winds aloud do blow,
It snoweth, hail, or rain,
And Charon in his boat doth row,
Yet stedfast I’ll remain;
And for my shelter in some barn creep,
Or under some hedge lye;
Whilst such as do now strong castles keep
Knows no such misery.
When strong winds blow loudly,
It snows, hails, or rains,
And Charon rows his boat,
Yet I’ll stay steady;
And for my shelter, I’ll crawl into a barn,
Or lie under a hedge;
While those who keep strong castles
Know none of this misery.
When down in straw we tumbling lye,
With Morpheus’ charms asleep,
My heavy, sad, and mournful eye
In security so deep;
Then do I dream within my arms
With thee I sleeping lye,
Then do I dread or fear no harms,
Nor feel no misery.
When we lie rolling in the straw,
Under Morpheus' spell, asleep,
My heavy, sad, and mournful eye
In such deep peace does keep;
Then I dream while holding you
As we both lie asleep,
Then I don't dread or fear any harm,
Nor feel any misery.
When all my joys are thus compleat,
The canons loud do play,
The drums alarum straight do beat,
Trumpet sounds, horse, away!
Awake I then, and nought can find
But death attending me,
And all my joys are vanisht quite,—
This is my misery.
When all my joys are complete,
The loud cannons play,
The drums quickly sound the alarm,
Trumpets blast, horses, away!
I wake then, and can find nothing
But death waiting for me,
And all my joys have completely vanished,—
This is my misery.
Then to our arms we straight do fly,
And forthwith march away;
Few towns or cities we come nigh
Good liquor us deny;
In Lethe deep our woes we steep—
Our loves forgotten be,
Amongst the jovialst we sing,
Hang up all misery.
Then we quickly grab our drinks,
And immediately head out;
We hardly visit any towns or cities
That won’t serve us good liquor;
We drown our sorrows deep in forgetfulness—
Our loves are left behind,
Among the happiest, we sing,
Hanging up all our misery.
Propitious fate, then be more kind,
Grim death, lend me thy dart,
O sun and moon, and eke the wind,
Great Jove, take thou our part;
That of these Roundheads and these wars
An end that we may see,
And thy great name we’ll all applaud,
And hang all misery.
Favorable fate, please be kinder,
Grim death, give me your arrow,
O sun and moon, and also the wind,
Great Jove, support us;
So that we may witness the end
Of these Roundheads and these wars,
And we'll all praise your great name,
And put an end to all suffering.
THE POLITITIAN.
Upon an act of Treason made by the Rebels, etc.
Upon an act of treason committed by the rebels, etc.
From the Loyal Garland, 1686. Reprinted for the Percy Society, and edited by J. O. Halliwell.
From the Loyal Garland, 1686. Reprinted for the Percy Society, and edited by J. O. Halliwell.
But since it was
lately enacted high treason
For a man to speak truth ’gainst the head of a
state,
p. 284Let
every wise man make a use of his reason
To think what he will, but take heed what he
prate;
For the proverb doth learn us,
He that stays from the battel sleeps in a whole
skin,
And our words are our own if we keep them within,
What fools are we then that to prattle do begin
Of things that do not concern us!
But since it was recently made high treason
For a person to speak the truth against the leader of a
p. 284Let every wise person use their reason
To think what they want, but be careful what they
talk about;
For the saying teaches us,
Those who stay out of the fight stay safe,
And our words are ours if we keep them to ourselves,
What fools are we then to start chatting
About things that don’t concern us!
’Tis no matter to me whoe’er gets
the battle,
The rubs or the crosses, ’tis all one to
me;
It neither increaseth my goods nor my cattle;
A beggar’s a beggar, and so he shall be
Unless he turn traitor.
Let misers take courses to hoard up their
treasure,
Whose bounds have no limits, whose minds have no
measure,
Let me be but quiet and take a little pleasure,
A little contents my own nature.
It doesn't matter to me who wins the battle,
The bumps or the setbacks, it’s all the same to me;
It neither increases my wealth nor my livestock;
A beggar is still a beggar, and that’s how it will stay
Unless he turns traitor.
Let greedy people find ways to hoard their riches,
With no limits to their greed and no measure to their minds,
Let me just be at peace and enjoy a little pleasure,
A little is enough for my nature.
But what if the kingdom returns to the prime
ones?
My mind is a kingdom, and so it shall be;
I’ll make it appear, if I had but the time once,
He’s as happy in one as they are in three,
If he might but enjoy it.
He that’s mounted aloft is a mark for the
fate,
And an envy to every pragmatical pate,
Whilst he that is low is safe in his estate,
And the great ones do scorn to annoy him.
But what if the kingdom goes back to the originals?
My mind is a kingdom, and it will stay that way;
I’ll make it show, if only I had the time once,
He’s just as happy in one as they are in three,
If he could only enjoy it.
He who is high up is a target for fate,
And an envy to every practical fool,
While he who is low is safe in his position,
And the great ones don’t bother to trouble him.
p.
285I count him no wit that is gifted in rayling
And flurting at those that above him do sit;
Whilst they do outwit him with whipping and jailing,
His purse and his person must pay for his wit.
But ’tis better to be drinking;
If sack were reform’d to twelve-pence a
quart
I’d study for money to merchandise
for’t,
With a friend that is willing in mirth we would
sport;
Not a word, but we’d pay it with thinking.
p. 285I don't consider someone clever who just insults
And mocks those in higher positions;
While they outsmart him with punishment and control,
His wallet and his well-being will suffer for his supposed cleverness.
But it's better to be drinking;
If wine could be priced at twelve pence a quart
I'd find a way to afford it,
With a friend who enjoys a good time, we'd have fun;
Not a word spoken, but we'd settle it with wit.
My petition shall be that Canary be cheaper,
Without either custom or cursed excise;
That the wits may have freedom to drink deeper and deeper,
And not be undone whilst our noses we baptize;
But we’ll liquor them and drench them.
If this were but granted, who would not desire
To dub himself one of Apollo’s own quire?
And then we will drink whilst our noses are on
fire,
And the quart pots shall be buckets to quench them.
My request is for Canary to be cheaper,
Without any tariffs or annoying taxes;
So the clever ones can enjoy their drinks more freely,
And not be ruined while we soak our noses;
But we’ll fill them up and soak them.
If this were allowed, who wouldn’t want
To call themselves one of Apollo’s own choir?
And then we’ll drink while our noses are on fire,
And the quart pots will be buckets to cool them.
A NEW DROLL.
From the Loyal Garland, 1686. Edited by J. O. Halliwell.
From the Loyal Garland, 1686. Edited by J. O. Halliwell.
Of strange actions on the seas
Why should we be jealous?
Bring us liquor that will please,
And will make us braver fellows
Than the bold Venetian fleet,
When the Turks and they do meet
Within their Dardanellos.
Of unusual happenings at sea
Why should we feel envious?
Bring us drinks that will satisfy,
And make us bolder men
Than the daring Venetian fleet,
When the Turks and they confront each other
Within their Dardanelles.
Valentian, that famous town,
Stood the French man’s wonder;
Water they employ’d to drown,
So to cut their troops assunder;
Turein gave a helpless look,
While the lofty Spaniard took
La Ferta and his plunder.
Valentian, that well-known town,
Stood as a marvel to the French;
They used water to drown,
To split their troops apart;
Turein gave a desperate look,
While the proud Spaniard took
La Ferta and his loot.
As for water, we disclaim
Mankind’s adversary;
Once it caused the world’s whole frame
In the deluge to miscarry;
And that enemy of joy
Which sought our freedom to destroy
And murder good Canary.
As for water, we reject
Mankind’s enemy;
It once made the entire world
Suffer in the flood;
And that foe of happiness
Which tried to take our freedom
And kill good Canary.
Hear the squibs and mind the bells,
The fifth of November;
The parson a sad story tells,
And with horror doth remember
How some hot-brain’d traitor wrought
Plots that would have ruin brought
To King and every member.
Hear the firecrackers and pay attention to the bells,
The fifth of November;
The preacher tells a sad story,
And remembers with horror
How some hot-headed traitor conspired
With plans that would have caused destruction
To the King and everyone involved.
THE ROYALIST.
A song made in the Rebellion.
A song created during the Rebellion.
From the Loyal Garland, 1686. Reprinted for the Percy Society, and edited by J. O. Halliwell.
From the Loyal Garland, 1686. Reprinted for the Percy Society, and edited by J. O. Halliwell.
Stay, shut the
gate!
T’other quart, boys, ’tis not so late
As you are thinking;
The stars which you see in the hemisphere be
Are but studs in your cheeks by good drinking;
The sun’s gone to tipple all night in the sea, boys,
To-morrow he’ll blush that he’s paler than we,
boys;
Drink wine, give him water,
’Tis sack makes us the boys.
Stay, shut the gate!
The other quart, guys, it's not that late
As you think;
The stars you're seeing in the sky are just
Like studs in your cheeks from good drinks;
The sun's gone to drink all night in the sea, guys,
Tomorrow he'll be embarrassed that he's paler than we,
Drink wine, give him water,
It's the sack that makes us the guys.
Fill up the glass,
To the next merry lad let it pass;
Come, away wi’t;
Let’s set foot to foot and but give our minds
to’t,
’Tis heretical sir, that doth slay wit;
p. 288Then
hang up good faces, let’s drink till our noses
Give’s freedom to speak what our fancy disposes,
Beneath whose protection now under the rose is.
Drink off your bowl,
’Twill enrich both your head and your soul
with Canary;
For a carbuncled face saves a tedious race,
And the Indies about us we carry;
No Helicon like to the juice of good wine is,
For Phoebus had never had wit that divine is,
Had his face not been bow-dy’d as thine is and mine is.
Drink up your drink,
It’ll enrich both your mind and your soul
with fine wine;
For a pockmarked face saves a long journey,
And we carry the riches of the Indies with us;
There’s no place like the juice of good wine,
For Phoebus wouldn’t have had such divine wit,
Had his face not been as marked as yours and mine.
This must go round,
Off with your hats till the pavement be
crown’d with your beavers;
A red-coated face frights a sergeant and his mace,
Whilst the constables tremble to shivers.
In state march our faces like some of that quorum,
While the . . . do fall down and the vulgar adore ’um,
And our noses like link-boys run shining before ’um.
This has to be a show,
Take off your hats until the sidewalk is
crowned with your hats;
A man in a red coat scares a sergeant and his staff,
While the cops shake with fear.
We march in style like some members of that group,
While the ... drop down and the crowd worships them,
And our noses shine like lantern bearers leading the way.
THE ROYALIST’S RESOLVE.
From the Loyal Garland, 1686. Reprinted for the Percy Society.
From the Loyal Garland, 1686. Reprinted for the Percy Society.
Since former committee
Afforded no pity,
Our sorrows in wine we will steep ’um;
They force us to take
Two oaths, but we’ll make
A third, that we ne’er mean to keep
’um.
Since the past committee
Showed no mercy,
We’ll drown our sorrows in wine;
They make us take
Two oaths, but we’ll create
A third, that we never intend to keep.
And next, whoe’er sees,
We’ll drink on our knees
To the King; may he thirst that repines:
A fig for those traytors
That look to our waters,
They have nothing to do with our wines.
And next, whoever sees,
We’ll drink on our knees
To the King; may he thirst for what he craves:
A fig for those traitors
That look to our waters,
They have nothing to do with our wines.
And next here’s three bowls
To all gallant souls
That for the King did and will venture;
May they flourish when those
That are his and our foes
Are hang’d, and ram’d down to the
center.
And next here are three bowls
To all the brave souls
That have risked and will risk for the King;
May they thrive when those
Who are his and our enemies
Are hanged and buried deep down to the center.
And may they be found
In all to abound,
Both with Heaven and the country’s anger;
May they never want fractions,
Doubts, fears, and distractions,
Till the gallows-tree frees them from danger.
And may they be found
In everything to be plentiful,
Both with Heaven and the country’s wrath;
May they never lack for parts,
Doubts, fears, and distractions,
Until the gallows-tree saves them from harm.
p. 290LOYALTY TURNED UP TRUMP,
OR
THE DANGER OVER.
From the Loyal Garland, reprinted from a Black-Letter copy, printed 1686. Reprinted for the Percy society, 1850.
From the Loyal Garland, reprinted from a Black-Letter copy, printed 1686. Reprinted for the Percy society, 1850.
In vain ill men
attempt us,
Their day is out of date;
The fates do now exempt us
From what we felt of late.
The nation is grown wiser
Than to believe their shame;
He that was the deviser
Themselves begin to blame.
In vain, the wicked try to deceive us,
Their time has passed;
The fates now protect us
From what we just experienced.
The nation has become smarter
Than to buy into their disgrace;
The one who came up with the schemes
Is starting to get blamed themselves.
They thought the trumps would ever
Turn on rebellion’s side,
But kinder power deliver
Us from their foolish pride;
For see, they are deceived,
And can no more prevail;
Those who the Rump believed,
Ashamed are of the tale.
They thought the trump cards would always
Turn to support the rebellion,
But a kinder power will rescue
Us from their foolish pride;
For look, they’re mistaken,
And can’t win anymore;
Those whom the Rump trusted,
Are ashamed of the story.
THE LOYALIST’S ENCOURAGEMENT.
From the Loyal Garland.
To the tune of “Now, now the fight’s done.”
From the Loyal Garland.
To the tune of "Now, now the fight's done."
You Royalists all,
now rejoice and be glad,
The day is our own, there’s no cause to be sad,
p. 291The
tumult of faction is crush’d in its pride,
And the grand promoters their noddles all hide,
For fear of a swing, which does make it appear
Though treason they loved yet for hemp they don’t care.
You Royalists all,
now celebrate and feel happy,
The day is ours, there’s no reason to be upset,
p. 291The
chaos of factions has been defeated in its arrogance,
And the main instigators are hiding their heads,
Out of fear of a swing, which makes it seem
Though they loved treason, they don’t want to face the rope.
Then let us be bold still, and baffle their
plots,
That they in the end may prove impotent sots;
And find both their wit and their malice defeated,
Nay, find how themselves and their pupils they cheated,
By heaping and thrusting to unhinge a State,
Of which Heaven’s guardian fixt is by fate.
Then let’s be brave and mess up their plans,
So in the end they turn out to be clueless fools;
And see both their cleverness and their spite crushed,
Even realize how they tricked themselves and their students,
By piling on pressure to throw a State off balance,
Which is destined to be protected by Heaven’s hand.
Though once they the rabble bewitch’d
with their cant,
Whilst cobler and weaver set up for a saint;
Yet now the stale cheat they can fasten no more,
The juggle’s discover’d and they must give
o’er;
Yet give them their due that such mischief did work,
Who revile Christian princes and pray for the Turk.
Though once they were fooled by the mob with their nonsense,
While the cobbler and weaver pretended to be saints;
Now they can't pull off the same old trick anymore,
The deception is exposed and they have to quit;
But give them credit for causing such trouble,
Who insult Christian rulers and pray for the Turk.
Oh! give them their due, and let none of
’em want
A cup of Geneva or Turkish turbant,
That, clad in their colours, they may not deceive
The vulgar, too prone and too apt to believe
The fears they suggest on a groundless pretence,
On purpose to make ’em repine or their prince.
Oh! Give them what they deserve, and let none of them be without
A cup of Geneva or a Turkish turban,
So that, dressed in their colors, they won’t mislead
The common folks, who are too eager and quick to believe
The fears they conjure up without any real reason,
Just to make them resentful or against their prince.
p. 292THE TROUPER.
From the Loyal Garland. A pleasant song revived.
From the Loyal Garland. A nice song brought back to life.
Come, come, let us drink,
’Tis vain to think
Like fools of grief or sadness;
Let our money fly
And our sorrows dye,
All worldly care is madness;
But wine and good cheer
Will, in spite of our fear,
Inspire us all with gladness.
Come on, come, let’s drink,
It’s pointless to dwell
On grief or sadness like fools;
Let’s spend our cash
And let our worries fade,
All worldly concerns are crazy;
But wine and good times
Will, despite our fears,
Fill us all with happiness.
Let the greedy clowns,
That do live like hounds,
They know neither bound nor measure,
Lament every loss,
For their wealth is their cross,
Whose delight is in their treasure;
Whilst we with our own
Do go merrily on,
And spend it at our leisure.
Let the greedy fools,
Who live like dogs,
They don’t know limits or standards,
Grieve over every loss,
For their wealth is their burden,
Their joy lies in their riches;
While we with our own
Go on happily,
And spend it at our own pace.
Then trout about the bowl
To every loyal soul,
And to his hand commend it.
A fig for chink,
’Twas made to buy drink,
Before we depart we’ll end it.
When we’ve spent our store,
The nation yields no more,
And merrily we will spend it.
Then let's toast with trout all around
To every loyal friend,
And trust it to their hands.
Who cares about the cost,
It was made to buy drinks,
Before we leave, we'll finish it.
When we've used up our stash,
The country has no more,
And happily, we will enjoy it.
p. 293ON
THE TIMES,
OR
THE GOOD SUBJECT’S WISH.
From the Loyal Garland.
To the tune of “Young Phaon.”
From the Loyal Garland.
To the tune of “Young Phaon.”
Good days we see,
let us rejoice,
In peace and loyalty,
And still despise the factious noise
Of those that vainly try
To undermine our happiness,
That they may by it get;
Knavery has great increase
When honesty does set.
Good days are here,
let's celebrate,
In peace and loyalty,
And still ignore the divisive noise
Of those who foolishly try
To ruin our happiness,
Thinking they can gain from it;
Dishonesty thrives
When honesty is established.
But let us baffle all their tricks,
Our King and country serve;
And may he never thrive that likes
Sedition in reserve:
Then let each in his station rest,
As all good subjects should;
And he that otherwise designs,
May he remain unblest.
But let’s outsmart all their schemes,
Our King and country come first;
And may no one succeed who enjoys
Planning unrest:
Then let everyone stay in their place,
As all good subjects ought;
And whoever intends otherwise,
May they remain unhappy.
May traytors ever be deceived
In all they undertake,
And never by good men believed;
May all the plots they make
Fall heavy on themselves, and may
They see themselves undone,
And never have a happy day,
That would the King dethrone.
May traitors always be fooled
In everything they do,
And never believed by good people;
May all their schemes
Come back to haunt them, and may
They witness their own downfall,
And never enjoy a single happy day,
That could take down the King.
p. 294THE JOVIALISTS’ CORONATION.
From the Loyal Garland.
From the Loyal Garland.
Since it must be so,
why then so let it go,
Let the giddy-brain’d times turn round;
Now we have our King, let the goblets be crowned,
And our monarchy thus we recover;
Whilst the pottles are weeping
We’ll drench our sad
souls
In big-belly’d bowls,
And our sorrows in wine shall lie steeping.
And we’ll drink till our eyes do run over,
And prove it by reason,
It can be no treason
To drink or to sing
A mournifal of healths to our new-crowned King.
Since it has to be this way,
let’s just let it happen,
Let the crazy times turn around;
Now that we have our King, let’s raise our glasses,
And restore our monarchy;
While the pitchers are pouring
We’ll soak our heavy hearts
In big, hearty bowls,
And our sorrows will steep in wine.
We’ll drink until we’re in tears,
And we’ll reason it out,
It can’t be treason
To drink or to sing
A toast to our newly crowned King.
Let us all stand bare in the presence we
are,
Let our noses like bonfires shine;
Instead of the conduits, let pottles run wine,
To perfect this true coronation;
And we that are loyal, in drink shall be peers;
For that face that wears claret
Can traytors defie all,
And out-stares the bores of our nation;
In sign of obedience
Our oaths of allegiance
Beer glasses shall be,
And he that tipples tends to jollitry.
Let's all stand here as we are,
Let our noses shine like bonfires;
Instead of pipes, let pots overflow with wine,
To celebrate this true coronation;
And we who are loyal will be equals in drink;
For those faces that drink red wine
Can defy all traitors,
And outlast the dull ones of our country;
As a sign of obedience,
Our oaths of loyalty
Will be in beer glasses,
And anyone who drinks is up for a good time.
But if in this reign a halberdly train,
Or a constable, chance to revel,
And would with his twyvels maliciously swell,
p. 295And
against the King’s party raise arms:
Then the drawers, like yeomen o’ the guard,
With quart-pots
Shall fuddle the sots,
Till they make ’um both cuckolds and freemen,
And on their wives beat up alarms,
Thus as the health passes,
We’ll triple our glasses,
And count it no sin
To drink and be loyal in defence of our King.
But if during this reign a group of halberd-wielding soldiers,
Or a constable, happens to party,
And decides to stir up trouble maliciously,
p. 295And
turn against the King’s side:
Then the guards, like yeomen of the guard,
With their mugs
Will get the drunks drunker,
Until they make them both fools and free men,
And raise alarms with their wives,
So as the toast goes around,
We’ll raise our glasses three times,
And think it’s no crime
To drink and be loyal in defense of our King.
THE LOYAL PRISONER.
From the Loyal Garland.
From the Loyal Garland.
How happy’s
that pris’ner that conquers his fate
With silence, and ne’er on bad fortune
complains,
But carelessly plays with keys on his grate,
And he makes a sweet concert with them and his
chains!
He drowns care in sack, while his thoughts are opprest,
And he makes his heart float like a cork in his breast.
Then since we are slaves, and all islanders be,
And our land a large prison enclosed by the sea,
We’ll drink off the ocean, and set ourselves free,
For man is the world’s epitomy.
How happy is that prisoner who accepts his fate
With silence, never complaining about bad luck,
But carelessly plays with the keys on his grate,
And he creates a sweet melody with them and his chains!
He drowns his worries in wine, while his thoughts are weighed down,
And he makes his heart float like a cork in his chest.
So since we are all slaves, and all islanders too,
And our land is a large prison surrounded by the sea,
We’ll drink up the ocean and set ourselves free,
For man is the epitome of the world.
Let tyrants wear purple, deep-dy’d in the
blood
Of those they have slain, their scepters to sway,
p. 296If our
conscience be clear, and our title be good,
With the rags that hang on us we are richer than
they;
We’ll drink down at night what we beg or can borrow,
And sleep without plotting for more the next morrow.
Then since, etc.
Let tyrants wear purple, soaked in the blood
Of those they've killed, their scepters to control,
p. 296If our conscience is clear, and our claim is solid,
With the rags we have, we’re richer than they;
We’ll drink at night what we ask for or can borrow,
And sleep without scheming for more the next morning.
Then since, etc.
Let the usurer watch o’er his bags and
his house,
To keep that from robbers he rak’d from his
debtors,
Which at midnight cries thieves at the noise of a mouse,
And he looks if his trunks are fast bound to their
fetters;
When once he’s grown rich enough for a State’s
plot,
But in one hour plunders what threescore years got.
Then since,
etc.
Let the moneylender keep an eye on his money and his home,
To protect what he got by taking advantage of his borrowers,
Which at midnight screams “thieves” at the sound of a mouse,
And he checks if his chests are securely tied up;
Once he's made enough money for a grand scheme,
But in just one hour he steals what took sixty years to earn.
Then since,
etc.
Come, drawer, fill each man a peck of old
sherry,
This brimmer shall bid all our senses good-night;
When old Aristotle was frolic and merry,
By the juice of the grape, he stagger’d
out-right;
Copernicus once, in a drunken fit, found
By the course of’s brains that the world did turn round.
Then since,
etc.
Come, bartender, pour each guy a pint of old sherry,
This drink will send all our senses off to sleep;
When old Aristotle was cheerful and lively,
By the juice of the grape, he staggered completely;
Copernicus once, in a drunken haze, discovered
That by his own reasoning, the world spins around.
Then since,
etc.
Let him never so privately muster his gold,
His angels will their intelligence be;
How closely they’re prest in their canvas hold,
And they want the State-souldier to set them all
free:
Let them pine and be hanged, we’ll merrily sing,
Who hath nothing to lose, may cry, God bless the King.
Then since,
etc.
Let him gather his gold in secret,
His angels will know about it;
No matter how tightly they're packed in their canvas hold,
They need the state soldier to set them all free:
Let them suffer and be hanged, we’ll happily sing,
Whoever has nothing to lose can shout, God bless the King.
Then since,
etc.
CANARY’S CORONATION.
From the Loyal Garland.
From the Loyal Garland.
Come, let’s
purge our brains
From ale and grains,
That do smell of anarchy;
Let’s chuse a King
From whose blood may spring
Such a sparkling progeny;
It will be fit, strew mine in it,
Whose flames are bright and clear;
We’ll not bind our hands with drayman’s bands,
When as we may be freer;
Why should we droop, or basely stoop
To popular ale or beer?
Come on, let’s
cleanse our minds
From beer and grains,
That smell like chaos;
Let’s choose a King
From whose blood may come
Such a brilliant lineage;
It will be right, pour mine in it,
Whose flames are bright and clear;
We won’t tie our hands with common bonds,
When we can be freer;
Why should we fade, or lowly bend
To cheap beer or ale?
p.
298Who shall be King? how comes the thing
For which we all are met?
Claret is a prince that hath long since
In the royal order set:
His face is spread with a warlike seed,
And so he loves to see men;
When he bears the sway, his subjects they
Shall be as good as freemen;
But here’s the plot, almost forgot,
’Tis too much burnt with women.
p. 298Who will be King? How did we end up here
For this gathering?
Claret is a prince who has long been
In the royal line:
His face is marked with a soldier’s grit,
And he enjoys seeing men;
When he’s in charge, his subjects will
Be as good as free people;
But here’s the twist, almost missed,
It’s too influenced by women.
By the river of Rhine is a valiant wine
That can all other replenish;
Let’s then consent to the government
And the royal rule of Rhenish:
The German wine will warm the chine,
And frisk in every vein;
’Twill make the bride forget to chide,
And call him to’t again:
But that’s not all, he is too small
To be our sovereign.
By the Rhine river flows a brave wine
That can refresh all others;
So let’s agree to the governance
And the royal rule of Rhenish:
The German wine will warm the spine,
And energize every vein;
It’ll make the bride forget to scold,
And invite him back again:
But that’s not everything, he’s too small
To be our ruler.
Let us never think of a noble drink,
But with notes advance on high,
Let’s proclaim good Canary’s name,—
Heaven bless his Majesty!
He is a King in everything,
Whose nature doth renounce all,
He’ll make us skip and nimbly trip
From ceiling to the groundsil;
Especially when poets be
Lords of the Privy Council.
Let’s never think of a fine drink,
But with cheers that reach the sky,
Let’s shout out good Canary’s name,—
God bless his Majesty!
He’s a King in every way,
Who turns away from all that’s small,
He’ll make us dance and easily skip
From the ceiling to the floor;
Especially when poets are
Lords of the Privy Council.
p.
299But a vintner will his taster be,
Here’s nothing that can him let;
A drawer that hath a good palat
Shall be squire of the gimblet.
The bar-boys shall be pages all,
A tavern well-prepared,
And nothing shall be spared;
In jovial sort shall be the court,
Wine-porters that are soldiers tall
Be yeomen of the guard.
p. 299But a winemaker will be his taster,
There’s nothing that can hold him back;
A bartender with a good palate
Shall be the squire of the bar.
The bar staff will all be like pages,
A well-prepared tavern,
And nothing will be held back;
In a cheerful way will be the court,
Wine servers who are tall soldiers
Will be the guards.
But if a cooper we with a red nose see
In any part of the town;
The cooper shall, with his aids-royal,
Bear the sceptre of the crown;
Young wits that wash away their cash
In wine and recreation,
Who hates ale and beer, shall be welcome here
To give their approbation;
So shall all you that will allow
Canary’s recreation.
But if we see a barrel maker with a red nose
In any part of town;
The barrel maker, along with his royal helpers,
Will hold the crown's scepter;
Young people who spend their money
On wine and fun,
Those who dislike ale and beer are welcome here
To share their approval;
So all of you who are open to it
Can enjoy the sweet wine's pleasure.
THE MOURNFUL SUBJECTS,
OR
THE WHOLE NATION’S LAMENTATION,
FROM THE HIGHEST TO THE LOWEST.
The Mournful Subjects, or the Whole Nation’s Lamentation, from the Highest to the Lowest; who did with brinish tears (the true signs of sorrow) bewail the death of their most gracious p. 300Soveraign King Charles the Second, who departed this life Feb. 6th, 1684, and was interred in Westminster Abbey, in King Henry the Seventh’s Chapel, on Saturday night last, being the 14th day of the said month; to the sollid grief and sorrow of all his loving subjects.
The Mournful Subjects, or the Whole Nation’s Lamentation, from the Highest to the Lowest; who did with brinish tears (the true signs of sorrow) bewail the death of their most gracious p. 300Sovereign King Charles the Second, who passed away on February 6th, 1684, and was laid to rest in Westminster Abbey, in King Henry the Seventh’s Chapel, on Saturday night, the 14th of that month; to the solid grief and sorrow of all his loving subjects.
From vol. i. of the Roxburgh Ballads in Brit. Mus.
From vol. i. of the Roxburgh Ballads in Brit. Mus.
Tune, “Troy Town, or the Duchess of Suffolk.”
Tune, “Troy Town, or the Duchess of Suffolk.”
True subjects mourn,
and well they may,
Of each degree, both lords and earls,
Which did behold that dismal day,
The death of princely pious Charles;
Some thousand weeping tears did fall
At his most sollid funeral.
True subjects grieve,
and rightly so,
Everyone, from lords to earls,
Who witnessed that tragic day,
The death of noble, devout Charles;
Many thousands of tears were shed
At his most solemn funeral.
He was a prince of clemency,
Whose love and mercy did abound;
His death may well lamented be
Through all the nations Europe round;
Unto the ears of Christian kings
His death unwelcome tidings brings.
He was a prince of kindness,
Whose love and mercy were everywhere;
His death is truly mourned
Throughout all the nations in Europe;
To the ears of Christian kings
His death brings unwelcome news.
All those that ever thought him ill,
And did disturb him in his reign,—
Let horrour now their conscience fill,
And strive such actions to restrain;
For sure they know not what they do,
The time will come when they shall rue.
All those who ever thought poorly of him,
And disturbed him during his reign,—
Let horror now fill their conscience,
And try to prevent such actions;
For they surely don't realize what they're doing,
The time will come when they'll regret it.
How often villains did design
By cruelty his blood to spill,
Yet by the Providence divine
God would not let them have their will,
But did preserve our gracious King,
Under the shadow of his wing.
How often villains schemed
To spill his blood with cruelty,
Yet by divine Providence
God wouldn't let them have their way,
But protected our gracious King,
Under the shelter of His wing.
In peace he did lay down his head,
The sceptre and the royal crown;
His soul is now to heaven fled,
Above the reach of mortal frown,
Where joy and glory will not cease,
In presence with the King of Peace.
In peace, he laid down his head,
The scepter and the royal crown;
His soul has now ascended to heaven,
Beyond the reach of mortal scorn,
Where joy and glory will never end,
In the presence of the King of Peace.
Alas! we had our liberty,
He never sought for to devour
By a usurping tyranny,
To rule by arbitrary power;
No, no, in all his blessed reign
We had no cause for to complain.
Unfortunately! we had our freedom,
He never aimed to consume
Through an oppressive tyranny,
To govern by unchecked power;
No, no, during his blessed reign
We had no reason to complain.
Let mourners now lament the loss
Of him that did the scepter sway,
And look upon it as a cross
That he from us is snatch’d away;
Though he is free from care or woe,
Yet we cannot forget him so.
Let mourners now grieve the loss
Of the one who held the scepter high,
And see it as a burden
That he has been taken from us;
Though he is free from pain or sorrow,
We can’t just forget him tomorrow.
But since it was thy blessed will
To call him from a sinful land,
Oh let us all be thankful still
That it was done by thine own hand:
No pitch of honour can be free
From Death’s usurping tyranny.
But since it was your blessed will
To call him from a sinful land,
Oh let us all be thankful still
That it was done by your own hand:
No level of honor can escape
From Death’s usurping tyranny.
And thus they to the Abbey went
To lay him in his silent tomb,
Where many inward sighs were spent
To think upon their dismal doom.
Whole showers of tears afresh then fell
When they beheld his last farewell.
And so they went to the Abbey
To lay him in his quiet tomb,
Where many deep sighs were released
To reflect on their dark fate.
Whole streams of fresh tears then fell
When they saw his final goodbye.
Since it is so, that all must die,
And must before our God appear,
Oh let us have a watchful eye,
Over our conversation here;
That like great Charles, our King and friend,
We all may have a happy end.
Since it's true that everyone has to die,
And we all have to stand before God,
Oh, let’s keep a careful watch,
Over how we speak and act here;
So like great Charles, our King and friend,
We can all have a happy ending.
Let England by their loyalty
Repair the breach which they did make;
And let us all united be
To gracious James, for Charles his sake;
And let there be no more discord,
But love the King and fear the Lord.
Let England, through their loyalty,
Fix the rift they created;
And let us all come together
For gracious James, in honor of Charles;
And let there be no more conflict,
But love the King and respect the Lord.
Printed for F. Deacon in Guilt-Spur Street.
Printed for F. Deacon on Guilt-Spur Street.
p. 303“MEMENTO MORI.”
AN ELOGY ON THE DEATH OF HIS
SACRED
MAJESTY KING CHARLES II., OF
BLESSED MEMORY.
AN ELOGy ON THE DEATH OF HIS
SACRED
MAJESTY KING CHARLES II., OF
BLESSED MEMORY.
From the King’s Pamphlets, British Museum.
From the King’s Pamphlets, British Museum.
Unwelcome
news! Whitehall its sable wears,
And each good subject lies dissolved in tears!
Justly indeed; for Charles is dead, the great,
(Who can so much as such great griefs repeat?)
King Charles the good, in whom that day there fell
More than one tribe in this our Israel!
Ah! cruel Death! we find thy fatal sting
In losing him who was so good a King,—
A King so wise, so just, and he’d great part
In Solomon’s wisdom and in David’s heart;
A King! whose virtues only to rehearse
Rather requires a volume than a verse.
Sprung from the loyns of Charles of blessed fame,
A worthy son of his great father’s name,
His parent’s and his grandsire’s virtues he,
As h’ did their crown, enjoy’d ex traduce,
Of th’ best and greatest of Kings the epitome.
His justice such as him none could affright
From doing t’all to God and subjects right.
Punish he could, but, like Heaven’s Majesty,
Would that a traitor should repent, not die.
His prudence to the laws due vigour gave,
He saved others and himself did save.
His valour and his courage, write who can?
Being a good souldier ere he was a man.
p.
304Wrestling with sorrows in a land unknown,
Whilst Herod did usurp his royal throne,
Banish’d his native country, every day,
Like Moses, at the brink of death he lay.
But that storm’s over, and blest be that hand
That gave him conduct to his peaceful land;
Where this great King the Gordian knot unties,
Of Heaven’s, the kingdom’s, and his enemies;
Not with the sword, but with his grace and love,
Giving to those their lives that for his strove:
Never did person so much mercy breath
Since our blest Saviour’s and his father’s death.
In fine, his actions may our pattern be,
His godly life, the Christian diary;
But now he’s dead, alas! our David’s gone,
And having served his generation,
Is fall’n asleep; that glorious star’s no more
That English wise men led unto the shore
Of peace, where gospel-truth’s protest
Cherished within our pious mother’s breast,
And with protection of such Kings still blest;
Blest with his piety and the nation too,
Happy in’s reign, with milk and honey flew;
Yea, blest so much with peace and nature’s store
Heaven could scarce give or we desire he more;
But yet, alas! he’s dead! Mourn, England, mourn,
And all your scarlet into black cloth turn;
Let dust and ashes with your tears comply.
To weep, not sing, his mournful elegy;
And let your love to Charles be shown hereby
In rendering James your prayers and loyalty.
Long may Great James these kingdoms’ sceptre sway,
And may his subjects lovingly obey,
p. 305Whilst
with joint comfort all agree to sing,
Heaven bless these kingdoms and “God save the
King!”
Uninvited news! Whitehall is dressed in black,
And every loyal subject is in tears!
Rightly so; for Charles is dead, the great,
(Who can even begin to express such great grief?)
King Charles the good, in whom that day there fell
More than one tribe in this our Israel!
Ah! cruel Death! we feel your fatal sting
In losing him who was such a good King,—
A King so wise, so just, with a great part
Of Solomon’s wisdom and the heart of David;
A King! whose virtues alone would require
More than a verse to describe them.
Born from the lineage of the blessed Charles,
A worthy son of his father’s great name,
He enjoyed his parents' and grandparents' virtues,
Like they did their crown,
An epitome of the best and greatest of Kings.
His justice was such that none could intimidate
Him from doing what was right for God and his subjects.
He could punish, but, like Heaven’s Majesty,
He preferred that a traitor should repent, not die.
His wisdom gave the laws their necessary strength,
He saved others and saved himself too.
His bravery and courage, who can write of them?
Being a good soldier even before he was a man.
p. 304Wrestling with sorrows in a foreign land,
While Herod usurped his royal throne,
Banishèd from his homeland every day,
Like Moses, he lay at death's door.
But that storm is over, and blessed is the hand
That guided him to his peaceful land;
Where this great King unties the Gordian knot,
Of Heaven’s, the kingdom’s, and his enemies;
Not with the sword, but with grace and love,
Giving life to those who fought for him:
No one has shown so much mercy
Since our blessed Savior’s and his father’s death.
In short, his actions may serve as our example,
His godly life, the Christian guide;
But now he’s gone, alas! our David’s gone,
And having served his generation,
He has fallen asleep; that glorious star is no more
That wise English men followed to the shore
Of peace, where gospel-truth’s protest
Was cherished within our pious mother’s heart,
And blessed with protection from such Kings;
Blessed by his piety and the nation too,
Happy in his reign, abundant with blessings;
Yes, so blessed with peace and natural abundance
Heaven could scarcely give us more than we desired;
But still, alas! he’s dead! Mourn, England, mourn,
And turn all your scarlet into black cloth;
Let dust and ashes mingle with your tears.
To weep, not sing, his mournful elegy;
And let your love for Charles be shown here
By pledging your prayers and loyalty to James.
Long may Great James sway the sceptre of these kingdoms,
And may his subjects obey him lovingly,
p. 305While
Together in comfort we all agree to sing,
Heaven bless these kingdoms and “God save the King!”
London: printed by F. Millet for W. Thackeray, at the sign of the Angel in Duck Lane, 1685.
London: printed by F. Millet for W. Thackeray, at the sign of the Angel in Duck Lane, 1685.
ACCESSION OF JAMES II.
From “Read’s Weekly Journal, or British Gazetteer.” Saturday, May 15th, 1731. This was a Jacobite Journal, and this song was reproduced at the time, from an earlier period. The allusions are evidently to the death of Charles II. and the succession of James II.
From “Read’s Weekly Journal, or British Gazetteer.” Saturday, May 15th, 1731. This was a Jacobite journal, and this song was published at the time, drawing from an earlier period. The references are clearly to the death of Charles II and the rise of James II.
What means, honest
shepherd, this cloud on thy brow?
Say, where is thy mirth and thy melody now?
Thy pipe thrown aside, and thy looks full of thought,
As silent and sad as a bird newly caught.
Has any misfortune befallen thy flocks,
Some lamb been betray’d by the craft of the fox;
Or murrain, more fatal, just seized on thy herd;
Or has thy dear Phyllis let slip a cross word?
What does this cloud on your brow mean, honest shepherd?
Where is your joy and your music now?
Your pipe is set aside, and your expression is deep in thought,
As quiet and sorrowful as a bird freshly trapped.
Has some misfortune hit your flocks,
Has a lamb been betrayed by the slyness of the fox;
Or has a more deadly disease just struck your herd;
Or has your dear Phyllis said something hurtful?
The season indeed may to musing incline,
Now that grey-bearded Winter makes Autumn resign;
The hills all around us their russet put on,
And the skies seem in mourning for loss of the sun.
p. 306The
winds make the tree, where thou sitt’st, shake its head;
Yet tho’ with dry leaves mother earth’s lap is
spread,
Her bosom, to cheer it, is verdant with wheat,
And the woods can supply us with pastime and meat.
The season does make one reflective,
Now that the old Winter is taking over from Autumn;
The hills around us are turning brown,
And the skies seem to mourn the loss of the sun.
p. 306The
winds make the tree, where you sit, shake its head;
Yet even with dry leaves covering Mother Earth’s lap,
Her heart is brightened by fields of green wheat,
And the woods can provide us with fun and food.
Oh! no, says the shepherd, I mourn none of
these,
Content with such changes as Heaven shall please;
Tho’ now we have got the wrong side of the year,
’Twill turn up again, and fresh beauties appear:
But the loss that I grieve for no time can restore;
Our master that lov’d us so well is no more;
That oak which we hop’d wou’d long shelter us all,
Is fallen; then well may we shake at its fall.
Oh no, the shepherd says, I don’t mourn any of these,
I’m fine with whatever changes Heaven has in store;
Even though we’re currently on the downside of the year,
It will turn around again, and new beauties will appear:
But the loss I grieve for can never be replaced;
Our master who cared for us so deeply is gone;
That oak we hoped would shelter us for a long time,
Has fallen; so it’s only right we tremble at its fall.
Where find we a pastor so kind and so good,
So careful to feed us with wholesomest food,
To watch for our safety, and drive far away
The sly prouling fox that would make us his prey?
Oh! may his remembrance for ever remain
To shame those hard shepherds who, mindful of gain,
Only look at their sheep with an eye to the fleece,
And watch ’em but so as the fox watch’d the
geese.
Where can we find a pastor who is so kind and good,
So attentive to feed us with the healthiest food,
To look out for our safety and keep at bay
The sneaky prowling fox that would make us its prey?
Oh! May we always remember him
To shame those selfish shepherds who, focused on profit,
Only see their sheep as a source of fleece,
And watch over them just like the fox watched the geese.
Whom now shall I choose for the theme of my
song?
Or must my poor pipe on the willow be hung?
No more to commend that good nature and sense,
Which always cou’d please, but ne’er once gave
offence.
What honour directed he firmly pursu’d,
Yet would not his judgment on others intrude;
p. 307Still
ready to help with his service and vote,
But ne’er to thrust oar in another man’s boat.
Who should I choose now for the focus of my song?
Or should my poor pipe be hung on the willow?
No longer to praise that good nature and sense,
Which always could please, but never once offended.
What honor he consistently pursued,
Yet didn’t impose his judgment on anyone else;
p. 307Always ready to help with his service and vote,
But never to row in someone else’s boat.
No more, honest shepherd, these sorrows
resound,
The virtues thou praisest, so hard to be found,
Are yet not all fled, for the swain who succeeds
To his fields and his herds is true heir to his deeds;
His pattern he’ll follow, his gentleness use,
Take care of the shepherds and cherish the muse:
Then cease for the dead thy impertinent care,
Rejoice, he survives in his brother and heir.
No more, honest shepherd, let these sorrows ring out,
The virtues you praise are still hard to find,
But they aren’t all gone, for the farmer who thrives
In his fields and with his herds is the true heir to his work;
He’ll follow his example, embrace his kindness,
Look after the shepherds and value the muse:
So stop your unnecessary worry for the dead,
Rejoice, he lives on in his brother and heir.
ON THE MOST HIGH AND MIGHTY
MONARCH
KING JAMES,
ON HIS ASCENT TO THE THRONE OF ENGLAND.
Being an excellent new song. From a “Collection of One Hundred and Eighty Loyal Songs, written since 1678.”
Being an amazing new song. From a “Collection of One Hundred and Eighty Loyal Songs, written since 1678.”
To the tune of “Hark! the Thundering Cannons roar.”
To the tune of “Listen! The Thundering Cannons Roar.”
Hark! the bells and
steeples ring!
A health to James our royal King;
Heaven approves the offering,
Resounding in chorus;
Let our sacrifice aspire,
Richest gems perfume the fire,
Angels and the sacred quire
Have led the way before us.
Hear! the bells and
steeples ring!
A toast to James, our royal King;
Heaven blesses the offering,
Echoing in chorus;
Let our sacrifice rise high,
Richest jewels scent the fire,
Angels and the holy choir
Have gone ahead of us.
Justice, plenty, wealth, and peace,
With the fruitful land’s increase,
All the treasures of the seas,
With him to us are given;
As the brother, just and good,
From whose royal father’s blood
Clemency runs like a flood,
A legacy from Heaven.
Justice, abundance, wealth, and peace,
With the bountiful land's growth,
All the riches of the seas,
Are granted to us through him;
As the fair and noble brother,
From whose royal heritage
Compassion flows like a river,
A gift from Heaven.
Summon’d young to fierce alarms,
Born a man in midst of arms,
His good angels kept from harms—
The people’s joy and wonder;
Early laurels crown’d his brow,
And the crowd did praise allow,
Whilst against the Belgick foe
Great Jove implored his thunder.
Summoned young to fierce alarms,
Born a man in the midst of arms,
His good angels kept him safe—
The people's joy and wonder;
Early laurels crowned his brow,
And the crowd gave him praise,
While against the Belgian foe
Great Jove called for his thunder.
Like him none e’er fill’d the
throne,
Never courage yet was known
With so much conduct met in one,
To claim our due devotion;
Who made the Belgick lion roar,
Drove ’em back to their own shore,
To humble and encroach no more
Upon the British ocean.
Like him, no one has ever filled the throne,
Never has courage been known
With such skill combined in one,
To earn our true devotion;
Who made the Belgian lion roar,
Drove them back to their own shore,
To humble and invade no more
Upon the British ocean.
When he the foe had overcome,
Brought them peace and conquest home,
Exiled in foreign parts to roam,
Ungrateful rebels vote him;
But spite of all their insolence,
Inspired with god-like patience,
The rightful heir, kind Providence
Did to a throne promote him.
When he had defeated the enemy,
Brought them peace and victory home,
Exiled to roam in foreign lands,
Ungrateful rebels betrayed him;
But despite all their arrogance,
Filled with god-like patience,
The rightful heir, kind Providence
Elevated him to a throne.
May justice at his elbow wait
To defend the Church and State,
The subject and this monarch’s date
May no storm e’er dissever:
May he long adorn this place
With his royal brother’s grace,
His mercy and his tenderness,
To rule this land for ever.
May justice be right by his side
To protect the Church and State,
The people and this king’s reign
May no storm ever tear apart:
May he long grace this place
With his royal brother’s charm,
His kindness and compassion,
To lead this land forever.
IN A SUMMER’S DAY.
From Hogg’s Jacobite Relics.
From Hogg’s Jacobite Artifacts.
In a summer’s
day when all was gay
The lads and lasses met
p. 310In a
flowery mead, when each lovely maid
Was by her true love set.
Dick took the glass, and drank to his lass,
And Jamie’s health around did pass;
Huzza! they cried; Huzza! they all replied,
God bless our noble King.
On a summer’s day when everything was bright
The guys and girls gathered
p. 310In a flowery meadow, where each beautiful girl
Was with her true love near.
Dick raised his glass and toasted his girl,
And Jamie’s health he passed around;
Cheers! they shouted; Cheers! they all responded,
God bless our great King.
To the Queen, quothiwell; Drink it off, says
Nell,
They say she is wondrous pretty;
And the prince, says Hugh; That’s right, says Sue;
God send him home, says Katy;
May the powers above this tribe remove,
And send us back the man we love.
Huzza! they cried; Huzza! they all replied,
God bless our noble King.
To the Queen, he said; Drink it up, says Nell,
They say she’s incredibly beautiful;
And the prince, says Hugh; That’s right, says Sue;
God bring him home, says Katy;
May the powers above take this tribe away,
And send us back the man we love.
Hooray! they shouted; Hooray! they all answered,
God bless our noble King.
The liquor spent, they to dancing went,
Each gamester took his mate;
Ralph bow’d to Moll, and Hodge to Doll,
Hal took out black-eyed Kate.
Name your dance, quoth John; Bid him, says Anne,
Play, The King shall enjoy his own again.
Huzza! they cried; Huzza! they all replied,
God bless our noble King.
The drinks finished, they went to dance,
Each player grabbed a partner;
Ralph bowed to Moll, and Hodge to Doll,
Hal took out black-eyed Kate.
"Name your dance," said John; "Tell him," said Anne,
"Play, The King shall enjoy his own again."
Hooray! they shouted; Hooray! they all replied,
"God bless our noble King."
THE END.
THE END.
JOHN CHILDS AND SON, PRINTERS.
JOHN CHILDS AND SON, PRINTING.
FOOTNOTES
[1] This stanza is omitted in most collections. Walker was a colonel in the parliamentary army; and afterwards a member of the Committee of Safety.
[1] This stanza is left out of most collections. Walker was a colonel in the parliamentary army and later became a member of the Committee of Safety.
[2] The Directory for the Public Worship of God, ordered by the Assembly of Divines at Westminster in 1644, to supersede the Book of Common Prayer.
[2] The Directory for Public Worship, established by the Assembly of Divines at Westminster in 1644, was created to replace the Book of Common Prayer.
[3] The Earl of Thomond.
The Earl of Thomond.
[4] The Excise, first introduced by the Long Parliament, was particularly obnoxious to the Tory party. Dr Johnson more than a hundred years later shared all the antipathy of his party to it, and in his Dictionary defined it to be “a hateful tax levied upon commodities, and adjudged not by the common judges of property, but by wretches hired by those to whom excise is paid.”
[4] The Excise, first introduced by the Long Parliament, was especially disliked by the Tory party. Dr. Johnson, over a hundred years later, felt the same resentment as his party towards it, and in his Dictionary, he defined it as “a hateful tax imposed on goods, judged not by the usual property assessors, but by miserable people hired by those who collect the excise.”
[5] Henry the Eighth. The comparison is made in other ballads of the age. To play old Harry with any one is a phrase that seems to have originated with those who suffered by the confiscation of church property.
[5] Henry the Eighth. The comparison appears in other ballads from that time. To "play old Harry" with someone is a phrase that likely came from those who were affected by the seizure of church property.
[6] The Marquis of Winchester, the brave defender of his house at Basing, had been made prisoner by Cromwell at the storming of that house in 1645. Waller had been foiled in his attempt on this place in the year preceding.—T. W.
[6] The Marquis of Winchester, the courageous defender of his home at Basing, was captured by Cromwell during the attack on that house in 1645. Waller had failed in his attempt to take this location in the year before. —T. W.
[7] Sir John Ogle, one of the Royalist commanders, who was intrusted with the defence of Winchester Castle, which he surrendered on conditions just before the siege of Basing House.—T. W.
[7] Sir John Ogle, a Royalist commander, was responsible for defending Winchester Castle, which he handed over under conditions just before the siege of Basing House.—T. W.
[8] Wren, bishop of Ely, was committed to the Tower in 1641, accused with high “misdemeanours” in his diocese.
[8] Wren, the bishop of Ely, was imprisoned in the Tower in 1641, charged with serious "misdemeanors" in his diocese.
[9] David Jenkins, a Welsh Judge, who had been made prisoner at the taking of Hereford, and committed first to Newgate and afterwards to the Tower. He refused to acknowledge the authority of the Parliament, and was the author of several tracts published during the year (while he was prisoner in the Tower), which made a great noise.—T. W.
[9] David Jenkins, a Welsh judge, was captured when Hereford was taken and was initially imprisoned in Newgate and later in the Tower. He refused to accept the authority of Parliament and wrote several tracts published during the year (while he was a prisoner in the Tower), which caused quite a stir.—T. W.
[10] Sir Francis Wortley, Bart., was made a prisoner in 1644, at the taking of Walton House, near Wakefield, by Sir Thomas Fairfax.
[10] Sir Francis Wortley, Bart., was captured in 1644 when Walton House, near Wakefield, was taken by Sir Thomas Fairfax.
[11] Sir Edward Hales, Bart., of Woodchurch, in Kent, had been member for Queenborough in the Isle of Sheppey. He was not a Royalist.
[11] Sir Edward Hales, Bart., from Woodchurch in Kent, had been the representative for Queenborough in the Isle of Sheppey. He was not a supporter of the Royalist cause.
[12] Sir George Strangways, Bart., according to the marginal note in the original. Another of the name, Sir John Strangways, was taken at the surrender of Sherborne Castle.
[12] Sir George Strangways, Bart., according to the marginal note in the original. Another person with the same name, Sir John Strangways, was captured when Sherborne Castle surrendered.
[13] Sir Henry Bedingfield, Bart., of Norfolk; Sir Walter Blount, Bart., of Worcester; and Sir Francis Howard, Bart., of the North, were committed to the Tower on the 22nd of January, 1646.
[13] Sir Henry Bedingfield, Bart., from Norfolk; Sir Walter Blount, Bart., from Worcester; and Sir Francis Howard, Bart., from the North, were taken to the Tower on January 22, 1646.
[14] The horrible barbarities committed by the Irish rebels had made the Catholics so much abhorred in England, that every English member of that community was suspected of plotting the same massacres in England.—T. W.
[14] The terrible atrocities carried out by the Irish rebels had caused such deep hatred towards Catholics in England that every English person in that community was suspected of planning the same massacres in England.—T. W.
[15] Sir John Hewet, of Huntingdonshire, was committed to the Tower on the 28th of January, 1645(–6).
[15] Sir John Hewet, from Huntingdonshire, was sent to the Tower on January 28th, 1645(–6).
[16] Sir Thomas Lunsford, Bart., the celebrated Royalist officer, was committed to the Tower on the 22nd of January, 1646. The violence and barbarities which he and his troop were said to have perpetrated led to the popular belief that he was in the habit of eating children.
[16] Sir Thomas Lunsford, Bart., the famous Royalist officer, was imprisoned in the Tower on January 22, 1646. The violence and atrocities he and his troop were rumored to have committed fueled the common belief that he had a habit of eating children.
From Fielding and from Vavasour,
Both ill-affected men;
From Lunsford eke dilver us,
That eateth up children.
Loyal Songs, ed. 1731, i. 38.From Fielding and Vavasour,
Both difficult characters;
From Lunsford too, who,
Consumes children.
Loyal Songs, ed. 1731, i. 38.
T. W.
T. W.
[17] Sir William Lewis, one of the eleven members who had been impeached by the army.
[17] Sir William Lewis, one of the eleven members who were impeached by the army.
[18] Col. Giles Strangwaies, of Dorsetshire, taken with Sir Lewis Dives, at the surrender of Sherborne, was committed to the Tower on the 28th August, 1645. He was member for Bridport in the Long Parliament, and was one of those who attended Charles’s “Mongrel” Parliament at Oxford.
[18] Col. Giles Strangwaies, from Dorsetshire, captured with Sir Lewis Dives at the surrender of Sherborne, was sent to the Tower on August 28, 1645. He represented Bridport in the Long Parliament and was one of the attendees at Charles’s “Mongrel” Parliament in Oxford.
[19] Sir Lewis Dives, an active Royalist, was governor of Sherborne Castle for the King, and had been made a prisoner by Fairfax in August, 1645, when that fortress was taken by storm. He was brother-in-law to Lord Digby.
[19] Sir Lewis Dives, a dedicated Royalist, was the governor of Sherborne Castle for the King. He was captured by Fairfax in August 1645 when that fortress was stormed. He was the brother-in-law of Lord Digby.
[20] Sir John Morley, of Newcastle, committed to the Tower on the 18th of July, 1645.
[20] Sir John Morley, from Newcastle, was imprisoned in the Tower on July 18, 1645.
[21] King was a Royalist general, in the north, who was slain July, 1643.
[21] King was a Royalist general in the north who was killed in July 1643.
[22] Sir William Morton, of Gloucestershire, committed to the Tower on the 17th August, 1644. Cardinal Morton, Archbishop of Canterbury, brought about the marriage between King Henry VII. and the daughter of Edward IV., and thus effected the unison of the rival houses of York and Lancaster.
[22] Sir William Morton, from Gloucestershire, was sent to the Tower on August 17, 1644. Cardinal Morton, the Archbishop of Canterbury, arranged the marriage between King Henry VII and the daughter of Edward IV, successfully uniting the rival houses of York and Lancaster.
[23] Thomas Coningsby, Esq., of Northmyus in Hertfordshire, committed to the Tower in November, 1642, for reading the King’s commission of array in that county.
[23] Thomas Coningsby, Esq., of Northmyus in Hertfordshire, was imprisoned in the Tower in November 1642 for reading the King’s commission of array in that county.
[24] Sir Wingfield Bodenham, of the county of Rutland, committed to the Tower on the 31st of July, 1643.
[24] Sir Wingfield Bodenham, from Rutland County, was locked up in the Tower on July 31, 1643.
[25] Sir Henry Vaughan, a Welsh knight, committed to the Tower on the 18th July, 1645.
[25] Sir Henry Vaughan, a Welsh knight, was imprisoned in the Tower on July 18, 1645.
[26] Lilburn was, as has been observed, in the Tower for his practices against the present order of things, he being an advocate of extreme democratic principles; and he was there instructed in knotty points of law by Judge Jenkins, to enable him to torment and baffle the party in power. It was Jenkins who said of Lilburne that “If the world were emptied of all but John Lilburne, Lilburne would quarrel with John, and John with Lilburne.”—T. W.
[26] Lilburn was, as noted, in the Tower for his actions against the current system, advocating for extreme democratic principles. While there, he was taught complex legal points by Judge Jenkins to help him challenge and confuse the ruling party. Jenkins remarked about Lilburne, “If the world were emptied of all but John Lilburne, Lilburne would argue with John, and John with Lilburne.”—T. W.
[27] Mr Thomas Violet, of London, goldsmith, committed to the Tower January 6th, 1643(–4), for carrying a letter from the King to the mayor and common council of London.
[27] Mr. Thomas Violet, a goldsmith from London, was sent to the Tower on January 6th, 1643(–4) for delivering a letter from the King to the mayor and city council of London.
[28] Dr Hudson had been concerned in the King’s transactions with the Scots, previous to his delivering himself up to them, and he and Ashburnham had been his sole attendants in his flight from Oxford for that purpose.—T. W.
[28] Dr. Hudson had been involved in the King’s dealings with the Scots before he surrendered to them, and he and Ashburnham were his only companions during his escape from Oxford for that reason.—T. W.
[29] Poyntz and Massey were staunch Presbyterians, and their party counted on their assistance in opposing the army: but they withdrew, when the quarrel seemed to be near coming to extremities.
[29] Poyntz and Massey were committed Presbyterians, and their group relied on their support to stand against the army; however, they stepped back when the conflict looked like it was about to escalate.
[30] Glynn was one of the eleven members impeached by the army.
[30] Glynn was one of the eleven members who were impeached by the army.
[31] It was believed at this time that Fairfax was favourable to the restoration of the King.
[31] It was thought at that time that Fairfax was supportive of bringing back the King.
[33] The copy in the “Rump Songs” has “Smee and his tub.”
[33] The text in the “Rump Songs” includes “Smee and his tub.”
[34] The old proverbial expression of “the devil and his dam” was founded on an article of popular superstition which is now obsolete. In 1598, a Welshman, or borderer, writes to Lord Burghley for leave “to drive the devill and his dam” from the castle of Skenfrith, where they were said to watch over hidden treasure: “The voyce of the countrey goeth there is a dyvell and his dame, one sitts upon a hogshed of gold, the other upon a hogshed of silver.” (Queen Elizabeth and her Times, ii. 397.) The expression is common in our earlier dramatic poets: thus Shakespeare,—
[34] The old saying "the devil and his dam" was based on a popular superstition that's no longer relevant. In 1598, a Welshman, or borderer, wrote to Lord Burghley asking for permission "to drive the devil and his dam" from the castle of Skenfrith, where they were believed to guard hidden treasure: "The word in the area is there’s a devil and his lady, one sitting on a pile of gold, the other on a pile of silver." (Queen Elizabeth and her Times, ii. 397.) This expression appears often in earlier dramatic poets, like Shakespeare,—
—“I’ll have a bout with thee;
Devil, or devil’s dam, I’ll conjure thee:
Blood will I draw on thee, thou art a witch.”—“I'm going to take you on;
Devil, or the devil's child, I'll call you out:
I'll make you bleed, you witch.”(Hen. V. Part I. Act I. sc. 5.)
T. W.(Hen. V. Part I. Act I. sc. 5.)
T. W.
[35] The prediction was not quite so speedily verified.
The prediction wasn't confirmed immediately.
[37] Newspapers.
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[38] In the seventeenth century Lancashire enjoyed an unhappy pre-eminence in the annals of superstition, and it was regarded especially as a land of witches. This fame appears to have originated partly in the execution of a number of persons in 1612, who were pretended to have been associated together in the crime of witchcraft, and who held their unearthly meetings at the Malkin Tower, in the forest of Pendle. In 1613 was published an account of the trials, in a thick pamphlet, entitled “The Wonderful Discoverie of Witches in the Countie of Lancaster. With the Arraignment and Triall of nineteene notorious Witches, at the Assizes and general Goale Deliverie, holden in the Castle of Lancaster, on Monday, the seventeenth of August last, 1612. Published and set forth by commandment of his Majesties Justices of Assize in the North Parts, by Thomas Potts, Esquier.” “The famous History of the Lancashire Witches” continued to be popular as a chap-book up to the beginning of the nineteenth century.—T. Wright.
[38] In the seventeenth century, Lancashire was notorious for its association with superstition, especially as a land of witches. This reputation likely stemmed from the execution of several individuals in 1612, who were said to be involved in witchcraft and held their otherworldly gatherings at Malkin Tower in the Pendle forest. In 1613, a detailed account of the trials was published in a lengthy pamphlet titled “The Wonderful Discoverie of Witches in the Countie of Lancaster. With the Arraignment and Triall of nineteene notorious Witches, at the Assizes and general Goale Deliverie, holden in the Castle of Lancaster, on Monday, the seventeenth of August last, 1612. Published and set forth by commandment of his Majesties Justices of Assize in the North Parts, by Thomas Potts, Esquier.” “The famous History of the Lancashire Witches” remained popular as a chapbook until the early nineteenth century.—T. Wright.
[39] An allusion to the Dutch War of 1651 and 1652.
[39] A reference to the Dutch War of 1651 and 1652.
[40] Oliver Cromwell.
Oliver Cromwell.
[41] The Welsh were frequently the subject of satirical allusions during the civil wars and the Commonwealth.
[41] The Welsh were often the target of sarcastic references during the civil wars and the Commonwealth.
[42] Speaker of the Long Parliament.
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[43] Cromwell’s wife.
Cromwell's wife.
[45] Cromwell’s daughter.
Cromwell's daughter.
[46] Col. Pride, originally a brewer’s drayman.
[46] Col. Pride, who originally worked as a brewer's cart driver.
[47] Walter Strickland, M.P. for a Cornish borough.
[47] Walter Strickland, Member of Parliament for a Cornish district.
[48] Monk was with his troops in Scotland, but had declared himself an approver of the proceedings of the Parliament.
[48] Monk was with his troops in Scotland but had stated that he supported the actions of the Parliament.
[49] Dr John Owen, Joseph Caryl, and Philip Nye, were three of the most eminent divines of this eventful age. Caryl, who was a moderate independent, was the author of the well-known “Commentary on Job.” Dr Owen enjoyed the especial favour of Cromwell, who made him Dean of Christchurch, Oxford; in his youth he had shown an inclination to Presbyterianism, but early in the war he embraced the party of the Independents. He was a most prolific writer. Nye was also an eminent writer: previous to 1647 he had been a zealous Presbyterian, but on the rise of Cromwell’s influence he joined the Independents, and was employed on several occasions by that party.—T. W.
[49] Dr. John Owen, Joseph Caryl, and Philip Nye were three of the most prominent religious leaders of this significant era. Caryl, a moderate independent, authored the famous “Commentary on Job.” Dr. Owen was particularly favored by Cromwell, who appointed him Dean of Christchurch, Oxford. In his youth, he leaned toward Presbyterianism, but early in the war, he aligned with the Independents. He was a highly prolific writer. Nye was also a notable author; before 1647, he was a passionate Presbyterian, but with Cromwell's rise, he switched to the Independents and was often called upon by that group.—T. W.
[50] Col. John Ireton was the brother of the more celebrated Henry Ireton, and was an alderman of London. He appears to have been clerk of the Council of Officers at Wallingford House.
[50] Col. John Ireton was the brother of the more famous Henry Ireton and served as an alderman in London. He seems to have been the clerk of the Council of Officers at Wallingford House.
[51] Col. Robert Tichbourne was also an alderman, and had been Lord Mayor in 1658. He was an enthusiast in religion of the Independent party, and published several books, among which one was very celebrated, and is often referred to in the tracts of this period, entitled, “A Cluster of Canaan’s Grapes. Being severall experimented truths received through private communion with God by his Spirit, grounded on Scripture, and presented to open view for publique edification.” London, 4to, Feb. 16, 1649. In a satirical tract of the year 1660 he is made to say, “I made my mother, the city, drunk with the clusters which I brought from Canaan, and she in her drink made me a colonel.” After the return of the secluded members to the House, and the triumph of the city and the Presbyterian party, Ireton and Tichbourne were committed to the Tower, charged with aiming at the overthrow of the liberties of the city, and other grave misdemeanours. There are in the British Museum two satirical tracts relating to their imprisonment: 1. “The Apology of Robert Tichborn and John Ireton. Being a serious Vindication of themselves and the Good old Cause, from the imputations cast upon them and it by the triumphing city and nation in this their day of desertion. Printed for everybody but the light-heeled apprentices and head-strong masters of this wincing city of London.” (March 12, 1659–60.) 2. “Brethren in Iniquity: or, a Beardless Pair; held forth in a Dialogue betwixt Tichburn and Ireton, Prisoners in the Tower of London.” 4to. (April 30, 1660.)
[51] Col. Robert Tichbourne was also an alderman and had served as Lord Mayor in 1658. He was passionate about the religion of the Independent party and published several books, one of which became quite famous and is frequently referenced in writings from this time, titled “A Cluster of Canaan’s Grapes. Being several experimented truths received through private communion with God by his Spirit, grounded on Scripture, and presented to open view for public edification.” London, 4to, Feb. 16, 1649. In a satirical piece from 1660, he is quoted as saying, “I made my mother, the city, drunk with the clusters I brought from Canaan, and she, in her drunkenness, made me a colonel.” After the return of the excluded members to the House and the victory of the city and the Presbyterian party, Ireton and Tichbourne were imprisoned in the Tower, accused of attempting to undermine the city’s freedoms and other serious offenses. There are two satirical tracts in the British Museum concerning their imprisonment: 1. “The Apology of Robert Tichborn and John Ireton. Being a serious Vindication of themselves and the Good old Cause, from the accusations made against them and it by the triumphant city and nation in this their day of abandonment. Printed for everyone but the light-heeled apprentices and headstrong masters of this cringing city of London.” (March 12, 1659–60.) 2. “Brethren in Iniquity: or, a Beardless Pair; held forth in a Dialogue between Tichburn and Ireton, Prisoners in the Tower of London.” 4to. (April 30, 1660.)
[52] George Monk and John Lambert.
George Monk and John Lambert.
[53] The eleventh of February was the day on which Monck overthrew the Rump, by declaring for the admission of the secluded members.
[53] February 11th was the day Monck toppled the Rump by advocating for the return of the excluded members.
[54] On the tenth of February Monk, by order of the Parliament, had entered the city in a hostile manner. “Mr Fage told me,” says Pepys, “what Monck had done in the city, how he had pulled down the most parts of the gates and chains that he could break down, and that he was now gone back to Whitehall. The city look mighty blank, and cannot tell what in the world to do.” The next day he turned from the Parliament, and took part with the city.
[54] On February 10th, Monk entered the city aggressively on Parliament's orders. “Mr. Fage told me,” Pepys says, “what Monk had done in the city, how he had torn down most of the gates and chains he could break, and that he had now gone back to Whitehall. The city looks really confused and has no idea what to do.” The next day, he broke away from Parliament and sided with the city.
[55] Thomas Scot and Luke Robinson were sent by the Parliament to expostulate with Monk, but without effect.
[55] Thomas Scot and Luke Robinson were sent by Parliament to argue with Monk, but it didn't work.
[56] Pepys gives the following description of the rejoicings in the city on the evening of the eleventh of February:—“In Cheapside there were a great many bonfires, and Bow bells and all the bells in all the churches as we went home were a-ringing. Hence we went homewards, it being about ten at night. But the common joy that was everywhere to be seen! The number of bonfires! there being fourteen between St Dunstan’s and Temple Bar, and at Strand Bridge I could at one time tell thirty-one fires. In King-street seven or eight; and all along burning, and roasting, and drinking for Rumps, there being rumps tied upon sticks and carried up and down. The butchers at the May Pole in the Strand rang a peal with their knives when they were going to sacrifice their rump. On Ludgate Hill there was one turning of a spit that had a rump tied upon it, and another basting of it. Indeed it was past imagination, both the greatness and the suddenness of it. At one end of the street you would think there was a whole lane of fire, and so hot that we were fain to keep on the further side.”
[56] Pepys describes the celebrations in the city on the evening of February 11th:—“In Cheapside, there were lots of bonfires, and Bow bells along with all the church bells rang as we headed home. It was around ten at night. But the widespread joy was incredible! The number of bonfires! There were fourteen between St Dunstan’s and Temple Bar, and at Strand Bridge, I could count thirty-one fires at one time. In King Street, there were seven or eight; and all along the way, people were burning, roasting, and drinking for Rumps, with rumps tied to sticks and carried around. The butchers at the May Pole in the Strand rang their knives together when they were about to sacrifice their rump. On Ludgate Hill, there was a spit with a rump tied to it, and another was basting it. It was truly beyond imagination, both in its scale and suddenness. At one end of the street, it looked like there was a whole lane of fire, so hot that we had to stay on the other side.”
[57] In a satirical tract, entitled “Free Parliament Quæries,” 4to, April 10, 1660, it is inquired “Whether Sir Arthur did not act the Raging Turk in Westminster Hall, when he saw the admission of the secluded members?” Pepys gives the following account of the reception of Monck’s letter from the city on the 11th of February:—“So I went up to the lobby, where I saw the Speaker reading of the letter; and after it was read Sir A. Haselrigge came out very angry, and Billing, standing by the door, took him by the arm and cried, ‘Thou man, will thy beast carry thee no longer? thou must fall!’”
[57] In a satirical piece called “Free Parliament Quæries,” published on April 10, 1660, it asks, “Did Sir Arthur not play the Raging Turk in Westminster Hall when he noticed the return of the excluded members?” Pepys describes how Monck’s letter was received from the city on February 11: “So I went up to the lobby, where I saw the Speaker reading the letter; and once it was read, Sir A. Haselrigge came out very angry, and Billing, standing by the door, grabbed him by the arm and shouted, ‘You, man, will your beast not carry you any longer? You must fall!’”
[58] Haselrigge was accused of having been a dupe to Monck’s cunning intrigues.
[58] Haselrigge was accused of being a pawn in Monck’s clever schemes.
[59] The celebrated Praise-God Barebone, at the head of a body of fanatics, had (February 9th) presented a strong petition to the House in support of the Good old Cause, which gave great offence to the Presbyterian party and the citizens, although it was received with thanks. According to Pepys, one of Monck’s complaints against the Parliament was, “That the late petition of the fanatique people presented by Barebone, for the imposing of an oath upon all sorts of people, was received by the House with thanks.” The citizens did not omit to show their hostility against the presenter of the petition. On the 12th, Pepys says, “Charles Glascocke . . . told me the boys had last night broke Barebone’s windows.” And again, on the 22nd, “I observed this day how abominably Barebone’s windows are broke again last night.”
[59] The well-known Praise-God Barebone, leading a group of zealots, had (on February 9th) submitted a strong petition to the House backing the Good Old Cause, which greatly upset the Presbyterian faction and the citizens, although it was received with appreciation. According to Pepys, one of Monck's complaints against Parliament was, “That the recent petition from the fanatic people presented by Barebone, for forcing an oath on everyone, was received by the House with thanks.” The citizens did not hold back in expressing their anger towards the presenter of the petition. On the 12th, Pepys noted, “Charles Glascocke... told me the boys had broken Barebone's windows last night.” And again, on the 22nd, “I noticed today how badly Barebone's windows were broken again last night.”
[60] Miles Corbet, as well as Tichbourn, had sat upon the King in judgment. In a satirical tract, published about the same time as the present ballad, Tichbourn is made to say, “They say I am as notorious as Miles Corbet the Jew.” In another, entitled “The Private Debates, etc., of the Rump,” 4to, April 2, 1660, we read, “Call in the Jews, cryes Corbet, there is a certain sympathy (quoth he), methinks, between them and me. Those wandering pedlers and I were doubtless made of the same mould; they have all such blote-herring faces as myself, and the devil himself is in ’um for cruelty.” He was one of those who fled on the Restoration, but he was afterwards taken treacherously in Holland, and, being brought to London, was executed as a regicide. In another satirical tract, entitled “A Continuation of the Acts and Monuments of our late Parliament” (Dec. 1659), it is stated that, “July 1, This very day the House made two serjeants-at-law, William Steele and Miles Corbet, and that was work enough for one day.” And, in a fourth, “Resolved, That Miles Corbet and Robert Goodwin be freed from the trouble of the Chief Register Office in Chancery.” Mercurius Honestus, No. 1. (March 21, 1659–60.)
[60] Miles Corbet and Tichbourn both judged the King. In a satirical piece published around the same time as this ballad, Tichbourn remarks, “They say I’m as infamous as Miles Corbet the Jew.” In another work titled “The Private Debates, etc., of the Rump,” 4to, April 2, 1660, it states, “Call in the Jews, cries Corbet, there’s a certain empathy (he says) between them and me. Those wandering peddlers and I were surely made from the same mold; they have all such bloated faces as I do, and the devil himself is in them for cruelty.” He was one of those who fled during the Restoration, but was later captured deceitfully in Holland, and brought back to London, where he was executed as a regicide. In another satirical piece called “A Continuation of the Acts and Monuments of our late Parliament” (Dec. 1659), it mentions, “July 1, This very day the House appointed two serjeants-at-law, William Steele and Miles Corbet, and that was enough work for one day.” And in a fourth piece, “Resolved, That Miles Corbet and Robert Goodwin be relieved from the burdens of the Chief Register Office in Chancery.” Mercurius Honestus, No. 1. (March 21, 1659–60.)
[61] William Lord Monson, Viscount Castlemaine, was member for Ryegate in the Long Parliament. He was degraded from his honour at the Restoration, and was condemned to be drawn on a sledge with a rope round his neck from the Tower to Tyburn, and back again, and to be imprisoned there for life. It appears, by the satirical tracts of the day, that he was chiefly famous for being beaten by his wife. In one, entitled “Your Servant, Gentlemen,” 4to, 1659, it is asked, “Whether that member who lives nearest the church ought not to ride Skimmington next time my Lady Mounson cudgels her husband?” And in another (“The Rump Despairing,” 4to, London, March 26, 1660) we find the following passage:—“To my Lord Monson. A sceptre is one thing, and a ladle is another, and though his wife can tell how to use one, yet he is not fit to hold the other.”
[61] William Lord Monson, Viscount Castlemaine, served as the member for Ryegate in the Long Parliament. He lost his title at the Restoration and was sentenced to be dragged on a sledge with a rope around his neck from the Tower to Tyburn, and back again, and to be imprisoned there for life. It seems, from the satirical writings of the time, that he was mainly known for being beaten by his wife. In one piece, titled “Your Servant, Gentlemen,” 4to, 1659, it is asked, “Shouldn’t the member who lives closest to the church ride Skimmington next time my Lady Monson beats her husband?” And in another (“The Rump Despairing,” 4to, London, March 26, 1660) we find the following passage:—“To my Lord Monson. A scepter is one thing, and a ladle is another, and although his wife knows how to use one, he is not fit to hold the other.”
[62] Pudding John, or Jack Pudding, was a proverbial expression of the times for a Merry Andrew. In an old English-German Dictionary it is explained thus:—“Jack-Pudding, un buffon de theatre, deliciæ populi, ein Hanswurst, Pickelhering.” The term was applied as a soubriquet to any man who played the fool to serve another person’s ends. “And first Sir Thomas Wrothe (Jack Pudding to Prideaux the post-master) had his cue to go high, and feele the pulse of the hous.” History of Independency, p. 69 (4to, 1648).
[62] Pudding John, or Jack Pudding, was a common expression back then for a clown or jokester. An old English-German dictionary defines it this way:—“Jack-Pudding, a theatrical buffoon, a delight of the people, ein Hanswurst, Pickelhering.” The term was used as a nickname for anyone who played the fool to further someone else's agenda. “And first Sir Thomas Wrothe (Jack Pudding to Prideaux the post-master) had his cue to go high, and feel the pulse of the house.” History of Independency, p. 69 (4to, 1648).
[64] James Harrington, a remarkable political writer of this time, had founded a club called the Rota, in 1659, for the debating of political questions. This club met at Miles’s Coffee-house, in Old Palace Yard, and lasted a few mouths. At the beginning of the present year was published the result of their deliberations, under the title of “The Rota: or, a Model of a Free State, or Equall Commonwealth; once proposed and debated in brief, and to be again more at large proposed to, and debated by, a free and open Society of ingenious Gentlemen.” 4to, London, 1660 (Jan. 9).
[64] James Harrington, an impressive political writer of his time, started a club called the Rota in 1659 to discuss political issues. This club gathered at Miles’s Coffee-house in Old Palace Yard and lasted for a few months. At the start of this year, they published the outcome of their discussions under the title “The Rota: or, a Model of a Free State, or Equal Commonwealth; once proposed and debated briefly, and to be proposed and debated again in more detail by a free and open Society of clever Gentlemen.” 4to, London, 1660 (Jan. 9).
[65] William Prynne, the lawyer, who had been so active a member of the Long Parliament when the Presbyterians were in power, was one of the secluded members. He returned to the House on the 21st of January, this year. Pepys says, “Mr Prin came with an old basket-hilt sword on, and had a great many shouts upon his going into the hall.”
[65] William Prynne, the lawyer, who had been a very active member of the Long Parliament when the Presbyterians were in charge, was one of the excluded members. He returned to the House on January 21st of this year. Pepys says, “Mr. Prynne came in with an old basket-hilt sword and received a lot of cheers as he entered the hall.”
[66] John Wilde was one of the members for Worcestershire in the Long Parliament. In Cromwell’s last Parliament he represented Droitwich, and was made by the Protector “Lord Chief Baron of the publick Exchequer.” In a satirical pamphlet, contemporary with the present ballad, he is spoken of as “Sarjeant Wilde, best known by the name of the Wilde Serjeant.” Another old song describes his personal appearance:
[66] John Wilde was one of the representatives for Worcestershire in the Long Parliament. In Cromwell’s last Parliament, he represented Droitwich and was appointed by the Protector as “Lord Chief Baron of the public Exchequer.” In a satirical pamphlet from the same time as this ballad, he is referred to as “Serjeant Wilde, better known as the Wilde Serjeant.” Another old song talks about his appearance:
“But, Baron Wild, come out here,
Show your ferret face and snout here,
For you, being both a fool and a knave,
Are a monster in the rout here.”“But, Baron Wild, step out here,
Show your ferret-like face and snout here,
Because you, being both a fool and a scoundrel,
Are a monster in this chaos.”
Loyal songs II. 55.
Loyal Songs Vol. II, 55.
[68] Alderman Atkins.
Alderman Atkins.
[69] Ludlow was well known as a staunch Republican. The incident alluded to was a subject of much merriment, and exercised the pen of some of the choicest poets of the latter half of the seventeenth century.—T. W.
[69] Ludlow was widely recognized as a strong Republican. The incident mentioned became a source of great amusement and inspired some of the finest poets of the late seventeenth century.—T. W.
[70] Lambert, with his army, was in the North, and amid the contradictory intelligence which daily came in, we find some people who, according to Pepys, spread reports that Lambert was gaining strength.—T. W.
[70] Lambert, along with his army, was in the North, and among the mixed information that came in every day, some people, according to Pepys, were spreading rumors that Lambert was growing stronger.—T. W.
[71] Marchamont Nedham.
Marchamont Nedham
[72] Lambert and “his bears” are frequently mentioned in the satirical writings of this period. Cromwell is said to have sworn “by the living God,” when he dissolved the Long Parliament.—T. W.
[72] Lambert and “his bears” are often referenced in the satirical writings of this time. Cromwell is reported to have sworn “by the living God” when he disbanded the Long Parliament.—T. W.
[73] Speaker of the Long Parliament.
[74] Harry Marten, member for Berkshire, a man of equivocal private character. In the heat of the civil wars he had been committed to the Tower for a short time by the Parliament, for speaking too openly against the person of the King. When he attempted to speak against the violent dissolution of the Long Parliament by Cromwell, the latter reproached him with the licentiousness of his life.—T. W.
[74] Harry Marten, the representative for Berkshire, had a questionable private life. During the intense civil wars, he was briefly imprisoned in the Tower by Parliament for openly criticizing the King. When he tried to oppose Cromwell's forceful dissolution of the Long Parliament, Cromwell called him out for his reckless lifestyle.—T. W.
[75] William Lord Monson, Viscount Castlemaine, was member for Ryegate. He was degraded from his honours at the Restoration, and was condemned to be drawn on a sledge with a rope round his neck from the Tower to Tyburn, and back again, and to be imprisoned there for life. It appears, by the satirical tracts of the day, that he was chiefly famous for being beaten by his wife.—T. W.
[75] William Lord Monson, Viscount Castlemaine, was the representative for Ryegate. He lost his titles at the Restoration and was sentenced to be dragged on a sled with a rope around his neck from the Tower to Tyburn and back again, and to be imprisoned there for life. It seems, according to the satirical writings of the time, that he was mostly known for being outperformed by his wife.—T. W.
[76] Sir Arthur Haselrigge, member for Leicestershire.
[76] Sir Arthur Haselrigge, representative for Leicestershire.
[77] Noise or disturbance.
Noise or disturbance.
[78] Dr John Hewit, an episcopal clergyman, executed for high treason in 1658, for having held an active correspondence with the Royalists abroad, and having zealously contributed to the insurrection headed by Penruddock.
[78] Dr. John Hewit, an Episcopal clergyman, was executed for high treason in 1658 for actively corresponding with Royalists overseas and for eagerly supporting the rebellion led by Penruddock.
[79] John Lowry, member for Cambridge.
John Lowry, Cambridge representative.
[80] Sir Edmund Prideaux, Bart., member for Lyme Regis. He was Cromwell’s Attorney-General.
[80] Sir Edmund Prideaux, Bart., member for Lyme Regis. He was Cromwell’s Attorney-General.
[81] Oliver St John, member for Totness, and Lord Chief Justice of the Common Pleas.
[81] Oliver St John, representative for Totness, and Chief Justice of the Common Pleas.
[82] John Wilde, one of the members for Worcestershire. In Cromwell’s last Parliament he represented Droitwich, and was made by the Protector “Lord Chief Baron of the Public Exchequer.”
[82] John Wilde, a representative for Worcestershire. In Cromwell’s final Parliament, he served for Droitwich and was appointed by the Protector as “Lord Chief Baron of the Public Exchequer.”
[83] Sir Henry Slingsby and Dr Hewet were executed for treason against the government of Oliver Cromwell in 1658. Colonel John Gerard was brought to the block at the beginning of the Protectorate, in 1654, for being engaged in a plot to assassinate Cromwell.
[83] Sir Henry Slingsby and Dr. Hewet were executed for treason against Oliver Cromwell's government in 1658. Colonel John Gerard was executed at the start of the Protectorate, in 1654, for his involvement in a plan to assassinate Cromwell.
[84] John Lord Lisle represented Yarmouth in the Long Parliament. He sat for Kent in the Parliament of 1653, and was afterwards a member of Cromwell’s “other House,” and held the office of Lord Commissioner of the Great Seal. He was president of the High Courts of Justice which tried Gerard, Slingsby, and Hewet.
[84] John Lord Lisle represented Yarmouth in the Long Parliament. He was a representative for Kent in the Parliament of 1653, and later became a member of Cromwell’s “other House,” serving as the Lord Commissioner of the Great Seal. He also presided over the High Courts of Justice that tried Gerard, Slingsby, and Hewet.
[85] Nathaniel Fiennes, member for Banbury. In the Parliament of 1654 he represented Oxfordshire. He was afterwards, as Nathaniel Lord Fiennes, a member of Cromwell’s “other House.” Fiennes was accused of cowardice in surrendering Bristol (of which he was governor) to Prince Rupert, somewhat hastily, in 1643. His father, Lord Say and Sele, opposing Cromwell, was obliged to retire to the Isle of Lundy.
[85] Nathaniel Fiennes, the representative for Banbury. In the Parliament of 1654, he represented Oxfordshire. Later, as Nathaniel Lord Fiennes, he was part of Cromwell’s “other House.” Fiennes faced accusations of cowardice for quickly surrendering Bristol, where he was the governor, to Prince Rupert in 1643. His father, Lord Say and Sele, who opposed Cromwell, had to retreat to the Isle of Lundy.
[86] John Lord Glynn, member of Cromwell’s “other House,” was “Chief Justice assigned to hold pleas in the Upper Bench.” He was engaged in the prosecution of the Earl of Strafford. He was one of the eleven members impeached by the army in 1647. In the Long Parliament, as well as in Cromwell’s Parliaments, he was member for Carnarvon.—T. W.
[86] John Lord Glynn, a member of Cromwell’s “other House,” was the “Chief Justice responsible for hearing cases in the Upper Bench.” He was involved in the prosecution of the Earl of Strafford. He was one of the eleven members impeached by the army in 1647. In the Long Parliament, as well as in Cromwell’s Parliaments, he represented Carnarvon.—T. W.
[87] Henry Nevil, member for Abingdon. In Cromwell’s last Parliament he represented Reading. In a satirical tract, he is spoken of as “religious Harry Nevill;” and we find in Burton’s Diary, that some months before the date of the present song (on the 16th Feb. 1658–9) there was “a great debate” on a charge of atheism and blasphemy which had been brought against him.—T. W.
[87] Henry Nevil, the representative for Abingdon. During Cromwell’s last Parliament, he represented Reading. In a satirical piece, he is referred to as “religious Harry Nevill;” and we find in Burton’s Diary that a few months before the date of this song (on February 16, 1658–9) there was “a great debate” regarding a charge of atheism and blasphemy that had been brought against him.—T. W.
[88] In the satirical tract entitled “England’s Confusion,” this member is described as “hastily rich Cornelius Holland.” He appears to have risen from a low station, and is characterized in the songs of the day as having been a link-bearer.—T. W.
[88] In the satirical piece called “England’s Confusion,” this individual is referred to as “quickly wealthy Cornelius Holland.” He seems to have come from a humble background and is depicted in the popular songs of the time as having been a link-bearer.—T. W.
[89] Major Salwey was an officer in the Parliamentary array. On the 17th January, 1660, he incurred the displeasure of the House, and was sequestered from his seat and sent to the Tower. He is described as “a smart, prating apprentice, newly set for himself.” He appears to have been originally a grocer and tobacconist; a ballad of the time speaks of him as,
[89] Major Salwey was an officer in the Parliamentary army. On January 17, 1660, he angered the House, was removed from his position, and sent to the Tower. He is described as “a sharp-tongued, boasting rookie, just starting out on his own.” He seems to have originally been a grocer and tobacconist; a song from that time refers to him as,
“Salloway with tobacco
Inspired, turned State quack-o;
And got more by his feigned zeal
Then by his, What d’ye lack-o?”
“Salloway with tobacco
Inspired, turned State quack-o;
And got more from his fake enthusiasm
Than from his, What do you need??”
In another he is introduced thus,
In another, he is introduced this way,
“The tobacco-man Salway, with a heart
tall of gall
Puffs down bells, steeples, priests, churches and all,
As old superstitions relicks of Baal.”
“The tobacco man Salway, with a heart full of spite
Puffs out bells, steeples, priests, churches, and everything,
Like old superstitions remnants of Baal.”
A third ballad, alluding to his attitude in the House, couples together
A third ballad, referring to his stance in the House, links together
“Mr William Lilly’s astrological
lyes,
And the meditations of Salloway biting his
thumbs.”—T. W.
“Mr. William Lilly's astrological insights,
And the reflections of Salloway biting his thumbs.”—T. W.
[90] Roger Hill was member for Bridport, in Dorsetshire. He bought a grant of the Bishop of Winchester’s manor of Taunton Dean, valued at 1200 pounds a year. A ballad written towards the end of 1659 says of him,
[90] Roger Hill was the representative for Bridport in Dorset. He purchased a grant from the Bishop of Winchester for the manor of Taunton Dean, valued at £1200 a year. A ballad written towards the end of 1659 mentions him,
“Baron Hill was but a
valley,
And born scarce to an alley;
But now is lord of Taunton Dean,
And thousands he can rally.”
“Baron Hill was just a
valley,
And barely had a place;
But now he’s the lord of Taunton Dean,
And he can rally thousands.”
[91] With the revival of the Long Parliament, the old Republican feelings arose again under the denomination of the “Good old Cause.” Innumerable pamphlets were published for and against “The Cause.” Even Prynne, the fierce old Presbyterian, who was now turning against the patriots, lifted up his pen against it, and published “The Republicans and others spurious Good old Cause briefly and truly Anatomized,” 4to, May 13, 1659.
[91] With the revival of the Long Parliament, the old Republican sentiments resurfaced under the label of the “Good old Cause.” Countless pamphlets were released for and against “The Cause.” Even Prynne, the fierce old Presbyterian who was now opposing the patriots, raised his pen against it and published “The Republicans and others spurious Good old Cause briefly and truly Anatomized,” 4to, May 13, 1659.
[92] Robert Cecil, Esq., was one of the members of the Old Long Parliament who were now brought together to form the Rump. He represented Old Sarum, Wilts.
[92] Robert Cecil, Esq., was one of the members of the Old Long Parliament who were now gathered to create the Rump. He represented Old Sarum, Wilts.
[93] Luke Robinson, of Pickering Lyth, in Yorkshire, was member for Scarborough. An old ballad says of him,
[93] Luke Robinson, from Pickering Lyth in Yorkshire, was the representative for Scarborough. An old ballad mentions him,
“Luke Robinson, that
clownado,
Though his heart be a granado,
Yet a high shoe with his hand in his poke
Is his most perfect shadow.”
“Luke Robinson, that whirlwind of a clown,
Though his heart is full of passion,
Yet a fancy shoe with his hand in his pocket
Is his most complete reflection.”
[94] Sir Harry Vane.
__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_0__ Sir Harry Vane.
[95] Thomas Scott was member for Aylesbury, in Buckinghamshire, in the Long Parliament.
[95] Thomas Scott served as the representative for Aylesbury in Buckinghamshire during the Long Parliament.
[96] Hugh Peters, the celebrated fanatic. In the margin of the original, opposite to the words “the Devil’s fees,” is the following note—“His numps and his kidneys.”—T. W.
[96] Hugh Peters, the famous fanatic. In the margin of the original, next to the words “the Devil’s fees,” is the following note—“His numps and his kidneys.”—T. W.
[97] To save his tithe pig:—probably the origin of the well known slang phrase of the present day.
[97] To save his ten percent pig:—probably the origin of the well-known slang phrase used today.
[98] Coloured, or dyed.
Coloured or dyed.
[99] Faustus.
__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_0__ Faustus.
[100] An allusion to a popular old story and song. A copy of the words and tune of “The Fryar and the Nun” is preserved in the valuable collection of ballads in the possession of Mr Thorpe of Piccadilly.—T. W.
[100] An reference to a well-known old story and song. A copy of the lyrics and melody of “The Fryar and the Nun” is kept in the valuable collection of ballads owned by Mr. Thorpe of Piccadilly.—T. W.
[101] “October 13th. I went out to Charing Cross to see Major-General Harrison hanged, drawn, and quartered, which was done there, he looking as cheerful as any man could do in that condition.”—Pepys. Thomas Harrison was the son of a butcher at Newcastle-under-Line; he conveyed Charles I. from Windsor to Whitehall to his trial, and afterwards sat as one of the judges.
[101] “October 13th. I went to Charing Cross to watch Major-General Harrison being hanged, drawn, and quartered, which took place there; he looked as cheerful as anyone could in that situation.”—Pepys. Thomas Harrison was the son of a butcher from Newcastle-under-Line; he escorted Charles I. from Windsor to Whitehall for his trial, and later served as one of the judges.
[102] “October 15th. This morning Mr Carew was hanged and quartered at Charing Cross; but his quarters, by a great favour, are not to be hanged up.”—Pepys. Colonel John Carew, like Harrison, was one of the Fifth-monarchy men, a violent and visionary but honest enthusiast.
[102] “October 15th. This morning, Mr. Carew was hanged and quartered at Charing Cross; fortunately, his quarters are not going to be displayed.” —Pepys. Colonel John Carew, like Harrison, was one of the Fifth Monarchy men, a passionate and idealistic yet genuine enthusiast.
[103] Hugh Peters, for his zeal in encouraging the Commonwealth soldiery, was particularly hated by the Royalists. John Coke, the able lawyer, conducted the prosecution of the King.
[103] Hugh Peters, for his enthusiasm in supporting the Commonwealth troops, was especially despised by the Royalists. John Coke, the skilled lawyer, led the prosecution against the King.
[104] Gregory Clement, John Jones, Thomas Scott, and Adrian Scrope, were charged with sitting in the High Court of Justice which tried the King. Scott was further charged with having, during the sitting of the Rump Parliament, expressed his approbation of the sentence against the King. Colonel Scrope, although he had been admitted to pardon, was selected as one of the objects of vengeance, and was condemned chiefly on a reported conversation, in which, when one person had strongly blamed what he called the “murder” of the King, Scrope observed, “Some are of one opinion, and some of another.”
[104] Gregory Clement, John Jones, Thomas Scott, and Adrian Scrope were accused of participating in the High Court of Justice that judged the King. Scott was additionally accused of supporting the verdict against the King during the Rump Parliament sessions. Colonel Scrope, despite having been granted a pardon, was targeted as an object of retribution and was mainly condemned based on a reported conversation in which, when someone strongly criticized what they called the "murder" of the King, Scrope remarked, "Some people have one opinion, and others have a different one."
[105] “October 19th. This morning Hacker and Axtell were hanged and quartered, as the rest are.”—Pepys. Colonel Francis Hacker commanded the guards at the King’s execution. Axtell was captain of the guard of the High Court of Justice at which the King was tried.
[105] “October 19th. This morning Hacker and Axtell were hanged and quartered, like the others.”—Pepys. Colonel Francis Hacker was in charge of the guards at the King’s execution. Axtell was the captain of the guard for the High Court of Justice that tried the King.
[106] Richard Brown, one of Cromwell’s Major-generals, Governor of Abingdon, and member for London in the Long Parliament. He had been imprisoned by the Rump.
[106] Richard Brown, one of Cromwell’s Major Generals, Governor of Abingdon, and a member of Parliament for London during the Long Parliament. He had been locked up by the Rump.
[107] The Earl of Norwich was George Lord Goring, who, with his son, acted a prominent part in the Civil Wars. He was created Earl of Norwich in 1644.
[107] The Earl of Norwich was George Lord Goring, who, along with his son, played a significant role in the Civil Wars. He was made Earl of Norwich in 1644.
[108] John Mordaunt, son of the Earl of Peterborough, celebrated for his exertions to raise insurrections for the King during the Protectorate, was one of the bearers of the letters of the King to Monck. He was created Baron Mordaunt, July 10, 1659. Charles Lord Gerard, afterwards created Earl of Macclesfield, was a very distinguished Royalist officer. Thomas Wentworth, Earl of Cleveland, who had suffered much for his loyalty to Charles I., headed a body of three hundred noblemen and gentlemen in the triumphal procession of Charles II. into London.
[108] John Mordaunt, the son of the Earl of Peterborough, known for his efforts to start uprisings for the King during the Protectorate, was one of the messengers delivering the King’s letters to Monck. He was made Baron Mordaunt on July 10, 1659. Charles Lord Gerard, who later became the Earl of Macclesfield, was a prominent Royalist officer. Thomas Wentworth, the Earl of Cleveland, who endured a lot for his loyalty to Charles I, led a group of three hundred nobles and gentlemen in the celebratory procession for Charles II’s entry into London.
[109] Charles Stuart, a gallant Royalist officer, who had been created Earl of Litchfield by Charles I. in 1645, and who immediately after the Restoration succeeded his cousin Esme Stuart as Duke of Richmond. Charles Stanley, Earl of Derby, was son of the Earl of Derby who was beheaded after the battle of Worcester, and of the Countess who so gallantly defended Latham House in 1644.
[109] Charles Stuart, a brave Royalist officer, was made the Earl of Litchfield by Charles I in 1645, and right after the Restoration, he took over from his cousin Esme Stuart as the Duke of Richmond. Charles Stanley, the Earl of Derby, was the son of the Earl of Derby who was executed after the battle of Worcester, and of the Countess who defended Latham House so courageously in 1644.
[110] The Nursery Rhyme, “The Man in the Moon drinks claret.”
[110] The nursery rhyme, “The Man in the Moon drinks claret.”
[111] Philip Nye.
__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_0__ Philip Nye.
[112] William Kiffin was a celebrated preacher of this time, and had been an officer in the Parliamentary army. A little before the publication of the present ballad a tract had appeared, with the title, “The Life and Approaching Death of William Kiffin. Extracted out of the Visitation Book by a Church Member.” 4to, London, March 13, 1659–60. He is here said to have been originally ’prentice to a glover, and to have been in good credit with Cromwell, who made him a lieutenant-colonel. He appears to have been busy among the sectaries at the period of the Restoration. He is thus mentioned in a satirical pamphlet of that time, entitled “Select City Quæries:”—“Whether the Anabaptists’ late manifesto can be said to be forged, false, and scandalous (as Politicus terms it), it being well known to be writ by one of Kiffin’s disciples; and whether the author thereof or Politicus may be accounted the greater incendiary?”—T. W.
[112] William Kiffin was a well-known preacher during this time and had served as an officer in the Parliamentary army. Just before the release of this ballad, a pamphlet titled "The Life and Approaching Death of William Kiffin. Extracted out of the Visitation Book by a Church Member." was published. 4to, London, March 13, 1659–60. It states that he started as an apprentice to a glover and was well-regarded by Cromwell, who appointed him lieutenant-colonel. He seemed to be quite active among the sectarians during the Restoration period. He is mentioned in a satirical pamphlet from that time, titled "Select City Quæries:"—"Can the Anabaptists’ recent manifesto be considered forged, false, and scandalous (as Politicus claims), knowing it was written by one of Kiffin’s followers? And who is the greater instigator, the author or Politicus?"—T. W.
[113] Fox and Naylor were the founders of the sect of Quakers. Naylor, in particular, was celebrated as an enthusiast. Jacob Boehmen, or Behmen, was a celebrated German visionary and enthusiast, who lived at the end of the sixteenth and beginning of the seventeenth centuries, and the founder of a sect.
[113] Fox and Naylor were the founders of the Quaker movement. Naylor, in particular, was known as an enthusiastic leader. Jacob Boehme, or Behmen, was a well-known German visionary and enthusiast who lived at the end of the sixteenth century and the beginning of the seventeenth century and was the founder of a new sect.
[114] There was a story that Charles II. was really married to Lucy Walters, the mother of the Duke of Monmouth, and that the contract of marriage was in existence in a “black box,” in the custody of the Bishop of Durham, suggested apparently by the endeavours of that Bishop to change the succession to the crown in favour of the Duke of Monmouth, to the exclusion of James II.
[114] There was a rumor that Charles II was actually married to Lucy Walters, the mother of the Duke of Monmouth, and that the marriage contract was kept in a “black box” held by the Bishop of Durham. This was apparently hinted at by the Bishop's efforts to alter the line of succession to the crown in favor of the Duke of Monmouth, excluding James II.
[115] Titus Oates, the inventor of the Popish plot.
[115] Titus Oates, the creator of the Popish plot.
[116] Patience Ward, the alderman.
__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_0__ Patience Ward, the councilor.
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