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SARTOR RESARTUS:

The Life and Opinions of Herr Teufelsdrockh



By Thomas Carlyle.





1831















BOOK I.





CHAPTER I. PRELIMINARY.

Considering our present advanced state of culture, and how the Torch of Science has now been brandished and borne about, with more or less effect, for five thousand years and upwards; how, in these times especially, not only the Torch still burns, and perhaps more fiercely than ever, but innumerable Rushlights, and Sulphur-matches, kindled thereat, are also glancing in every direction, so that not the smallest cranny or dog-hole in Nature or Art can remain unilluminated,—it might strike the reflective mind with some surprise that hitherto little or nothing of a fundamental character, whether in the way of Philosophy or History, has been written on the subject of Clothes.

Considering our current advanced state of culture, and how the Torch of Science has been held up and carried around, with varying success, for over five thousand years; how, especially in these times, not only does the Torch still burn, and perhaps more brightly than ever, but countless little lights and matches lit from it are also shining in every direction, so that not even the tiniest corner or hidden spot in Nature or Art can stay dark—it's surprising to think that until now, very little of significant substance, whether in Philosophy or History, has been written about Clothes.

Our Theory of Gravitation is as good as perfect: Lagrange, it is well known, has proved that the Planetary System, on this scheme, will endure forever; Laplace, still more cunningly, even guesses that it could not have been made on any other scheme. Whereby, at least, our nautical Logbooks can be better kept; and water-transport of all kinds has grown more commodious. Of Geology and Geognosy we know enough: what with the labors of our Werners and Huttons, what with the ardent genius of their disciples, it has come about that now, to many a Royal Society, the Creation of a World is little more mysterious than the cooking of a dumpling; concerning which last, indeed, there have been minds to whom the question, How the apples were got in, presented difficulties. Why mention our disquisitions on the Social Contract, on the Standard of Taste, on the Migrations of the Herring? Then, have we not a Doctrine of Rent, a Theory of Value; Philosophies of Language, of History, of Pottery, of Apparitions, of Intoxicating Liquors? Man's whole life and environment have been laid open and elucidated; scarcely a fragment or fibre of his Soul, Body, and Possessions, but has been probed, dissected, distilled, desiccated, and scientifically decomposed: our spiritual Faculties, of which it appears there are not a few, have their Stewarts, Cousins, Royer Collards: every cellular, vascular, muscular Tissue glories in its Lawrences, Majendies, Bichats.

Our theory of gravitation is almost perfect: Lagrange has shown that the planetary system will last forever under this model; even Laplace cleverly suggests that it couldn’t have been created under any other model. This means our nautical logbooks can be kept more accurately, and water transport of all kinds has become more convenient. We know enough about geology: thanks to the work of Werners and Huttons, along with the brilliant efforts of their followers, for many Royal Societies, the creation of a world is hardly more mysterious than cooking a dumpling; indeed, some minds have found the question, How did the apples get in, to be quite puzzling. And why mention our discussions on the social contract, the standard of taste, or the migrations of herring? We have a doctrine of rent, a theory of value; philosophies of language, history, pottery, apparitions, and intoxicating drinks. Humanity's whole life and environment have been examined and explained; hardly a piece or thread of our soul, body, and belongings has gone unexamined, dissected, distilled, dried out, or scientifically analyzed: our spiritual faculties, of which there seem to be quite a few, have their Stewarts, Cousins, and Royer Collards; every cellular, vascular, and muscular tissue takes pride in its Lawrences, Majendies, and Bichats.

How, then, comes it, may the reflective mind repeat, that the grand Tissue of all Tissues, the only real Tissue, should have been quite overlooked by Science,—the vestural Tissue, namely, of woollen or other cloth; which Man's Soul wears as its outmost wrappage and overall; wherein his whole other Tissues are included and screened, his whole Faculties work, his whole Self lives, moves, and has its being? For if, now and then, some straggling broken-winged thinker has cast an owl's glance into this obscure region, the most have soared over it altogether heedless; regarding Clothes as a property, not an accident, as quite natural and spontaneous, like the leaves of trees, like the plumage of birds. In all speculations they have tacitly figured man as a Clothed Animal; whereas he is by nature a Naked Animal; and only in certain circumstances, by purpose and device, masks himself in Clothes. Shakespeare says, we are creatures that look before and after: the more surprising that we do not look round a little, and see what is passing under our very eyes.

How is it that the thoughtful mind wonders, that the grand fabric of all fabrics, the only true fabric, has been completely overlooked by Science—the clothing fabric, specifically, of wool or other materials; which Man's Soul wears as its outer covering and overall; in which all his other aspects are contained and concealed, where all his abilities function, and where his entire Self lives, moves, and exists? For if, now and then, some wandering broken-winged thinker has taken a closer look at this obscure area, most have soared past it completely unaware; viewing Clothes as a possession, not an accessory, as something entirely natural and spontaneous, like the leaves on trees, like the feathers of birds. In all their theories, they have implicitly depicted man as a Clothed Animal; while in reality, he is a Naked Animal; only in specific situations, intentionally and purposefully, does he cover himself with Clothes. Shakespeare says that we are beings who look before and after: it’s even more surprising that we don’t take a moment to look around and see what is happening right in front of us.

But here, as in so many other cases, Germany, learned, indefatigable, deep-thinking Germany comes to our aid. It is, after all, a blessing that, in these revolutionary times, there should be one country where abstract Thought can still take shelter; that while the din and frenzy of Catholic Emancipations, and Rotten Boroughs, and Revolts of Paris, deafen every French and every English ear, the German can stand peaceful on his scientific watch-tower; and, to the raging, struggling multitude here and elsewhere, solemnly, from hour to hour, with preparatory blast of cow-horn, emit his Horet ihr Herren und lasset's Euch sagen; in other words, tell the Universe, which so often forgets that fact, what o'clock it really is. Not unfrequently the Germans have been blamed for an unprofitable diligence; as if they struck into devious courses, where nothing was to be had but the toil of a rough journey; as if, forsaking the gold-mines of finance and that political slaughter of fat oxen whereby a man himself grows fat, they were apt to run goose-hunting into regions of bilberries and crowberries, and be swallowed up at last in remote peat-bogs. Of that unwise science, which, as our Humorist expresses it,

But here, as in so many other cases, Germany—studious, tireless, and deeply reflective—comes to our aid. It's a blessing that, in these revolutionary times, there's still one country where abstract Thought can find refuge; while the chaos and frenzy of Catholic Emancipations, Rotten Boroughs, and the Revolts in Paris drown out every French and English ear, the German can calmly stand on his scientific perch and, to the raging and struggling masses here and everywhere else, solemnly announce, hour after hour, with the preliminary blast of a cow horn, his Horet ihr Herren und lasset's Euch sagen; in other words, he reminds the Universe, which so often forgets, what time it actually is. Germans have often been criticized for their unproductive diligence, as if they were wandering down winding paths where the only reward is the hardship of a rough journey; as if, in abandoning the lucrative ventures of finance and the political gains that make a person prosperous, they aimed to chase geese in the realms of blueberries and crowberries, ultimately getting lost in distant peat bogs. Of that unwise science, which, as our Humorist puts it,

                   "By geometric scale
     Doth take the size of pots of ale;"
"By geometric scale  
Does take the size of beer mugs;"

still more, of that altogether misdirected industry, which is seen vigorously thrashing mere straw, there can nothing defensive be said. In so far as the Germans are chargeable with such, let them take the consequence. Nevertheless be it remarked, that even a Russian steppe has tumult and gold ornaments; also many a scene that looks desert and rock-bound from the distance, will unfold itself, when visited, into rare valleys. Nay, in any case, would Criticism erect not only finger-posts and turnpikes, but spiked gates and impassable barriers, for the mind of man? It is written, "Many shall run to and fro, and knowledge shall be increased." Surely the plain rule is, Let each considerate person have his way, and see what it will lead to. For not this man and that man, but all men make up mankind, and their united tasks the task of mankind. How often have we seen some such adventurous, and perhaps much-censured wanderer light on some out-lying, neglected, yet vitally momentous province; the hidden treasures of which he first discovered, and kept proclaiming till the general eye and effort were directed thither, and the conquest was completed;—thereby, in these his seemingly so aimless rambles, planting new standards, founding new habitable colonies, in the immeasurable circumambient realm of Nothingness and Night! Wise man was he who counselled that Speculation should have free course, and look fearlessly towards all the thirty-two points of the compass, whithersoever and howsoever it listed.

Even more, regarding that entirely misdirected effort, which is seen energetically beating mere straw, nothing defensible can be said. As far as the Germans are responsible for this, they must face the consequences. However, it's worth noting that even a Russian steppe has chaos and adornments; also, many scenes that appear barren and rocky from afar will reveal rare valleys when explored. In any case, should Criticism not set up not only signposts and tollbooths, but also spiked gates and impenetrable barriers for the human mind? It is written, "Many shall run to and fro, and knowledge shall be increased." Surely the straightforward principle is, let each thoughtful person have their way and see where it leads. For it's not just this individual or that one, but all people who make up humanity, and their collective tasks form the task of mankind. How often have we seen some adventurous, perhaps much-maligned wanderer stumble upon some remote, neglected, yet critically important area; the hidden treasures of which he first uncovered and kept announcing until the general focus and effort turned there, and the conquest was achieved—thereby, in his seemingly aimless journeys, establishing new standards, founding new habitable colonies, in the vast surrounding realm of Nothingness and Night! Wise was the person who advised that Speculation should be allowed to roam free, confidently exploring all thirty-two points of the compass, wherever and however it wishes.

Perhaps it is proof of the stunted condition in which pure Science, especially pure moral Science, languishes among us English; and how our mercantile greatness, and invaluable Constitution, impressing a political or other immediately practical tendency on all English culture and endeavor, cramps the free flight of Thought,—that this, not Philosophy of Clothes, but recognition even that we have no such Philosophy, stands here for the first time published in our language. What English intellect could have chosen such a topic, or by chance stumbled on it? But for that same unshackled, and even sequestered condition of the German Learned, which permits and induces them to fish in all manner of waters, with all manner of nets, it seems probable enough, this abtruse Inquiry might, in spite of the results it leads to, have continued dormant for indefinite periods. The Editor of these sheets, though otherwise boasting himself a man of confirmed speculative habits, and perhaps discursive enough, is free to confess, that never, till these last months, did the above very plain considerations, on our total want of a Philosophy of Clothes, occur to him; and then, by quite foreign suggestion. By the arrival, namely, of a new Book from Professor Teufelsdrockh of Weissnichtwo; treating expressly of this subject, and in a style which, whether understood or not, could not even by the blindest be overlooked. In the present Editor's way of thought, this remarkable Treatise, with its Doctrines, whether as judicially acceded to, or judicially denied, has not remained without effect.

Maybe it's a sign of the limited state in which pure Science, especially pure moral Science, struggles among us English; and how our commercial success and valuable Constitution, which push a political or other immediately practical focus on all English culture and efforts, restrict the free development of Thought—that this, not a Philosophy of Clothes, but even the acknowledgment that we have no such Philosophy, is published here for the first time in our language. What English intellect could have chosen such a subject, or even stumbled upon it? Without the same unrestrained and isolated situation of the German Academics, which allows and encourages them to explore all sorts of ideas with different approaches, it seems likely enough that this complex Inquiry might have remained dormant indefinitely despite the insights it offers. The Editor of these pages, although he considers himself a person of established speculative ideas and perhaps a bit of a wanderer in thought, must admit that until these past months, the very straightforward thought regarding our complete lack of a Philosophy of Clothes had never crossed his mind; and then it came to him through an outside suggestion. Specifically, the arrival of a new Book from Professor Teufelsdrockh of Weissnichtwo, explicitly discussing this subject in a style that, whether understood or not, could not be ignored even by the most inattentive. In the present Editor's way of thinking, this remarkable Treatise, with its ideas, whether accepted or rejected, has not been without impact.

"Die Kleider, ihr Werden und Wirken (Clothes, their Origin and Influence): von Diog. Teufelsdrockh, J. U. D. etc. Stillschweigen und Cognie. Weissnichtwo, 1831.

"Clothes, their Origin and Influence: by Diog. Teufelsdrockh, J. U. D. etc. Silence and Knowledge. Weissnichtwo, 1831."

"Here," says the Weissnichtwo'sche Anzeiger, "comes a Volume of that extensive, close-printed, close-meditated sort, which, be it spoken with pride, is seen only in Germany, perhaps only in Weissnichtwo. Issuing from the hitherto irreproachable Firm of Stillschweigen and Company, with every external furtherance, it is of such internal quality as to set Neglect at defiance.... A work," concludes the well-nigh enthusiastic Reviewer, "interesting alike to the antiquary, the historian, and the philosophic thinker; a masterpiece of boldness, lynx-eyed acuteness, and rugged independent Germanism and Philanthropy (derber Kerndeutschheit und Menschenliebe); which will not, assuredly, pass current without opposition in high places; but must and will exalt the almost new name of Teufelsdrockh to the first ranks of Philosophy, in our German Temple of Honor."

"Here," says the Weissnichtwo'sche Anzeiger, "comes a volume of that extensive, densely printed, deeply considered kind, which, it must be said with pride, is found only in Germany, perhaps only in Weissnichtwo. Coming from the previously unimpeachable Firm of Stillschweigen and Company, with all the external support possible, it possesses such internal quality that it boldly defies Neglect... A work," concludes the almost enthusiastic Reviewer, "that is fascinating to the antiquarian, the historian, and the philosophical thinker; a masterpiece of boldness, sharp insight, and strong independent German spirit and philanthropy (derber Kerndeutschheit und Menschenliebe); which will certainly not go unnoticed in high circles; but must and will elevate the nearly new name of Teufelsdrockh to the top tiers of Philosophy, in our German Temple of Honor."

Mindful of old friendship, the distinguished Professor, in this the first blaze of his fame, which however does not dazzle him, sends hither a Presentation-copy of his Book; with compliments and encomiums which modesty forbids the present Editor to rehearse; yet without indicated wish or hope of any kind, except what may be implied in the concluding phrase: Mochte es (this remarkable Treatise) auch im Brittischen Boden gedeihen!

Remembering an old friendship, the esteemed Professor, at the height of his newfound fame—though it doesn’t blind him—has sent over a presentation copy of his book, along with compliments and praises that the humble Editor can’t repeat. There’s no expectation or desire on his part, aside from what might be hinted at in the last phrase: Mochte es (this remarkable treatise) auch im Brittischen Boden gedeihen!





CHAPTER II. EDITORIAL DIFFICULTIES.

If for a speculative man, "whose seedfield," in the sublime words of the Poet, "is Time," no conquest is important but that of new ideas, then might the arrival of Professor Teufelsdrockh's Book be marked with chalk in the Editor's calendar. It is indeed an "extensive Volume," of boundless, almost formless contents, a very Sea of Thought; neither calm nor clear, if you will; yet wherein the toughest pearl-diver may dive to his utmost depth, and return not only with sea-wreck but with true orients.

If for a thoughtful person, "whose seedfield," in the beautiful words of the Poet, "is Time," no achievement matters more than that of new ideas, then the arrival of Professor Teufelsdrockh's Book should be circled in chalk on the Editor's calendar. It is indeed a "massive Volume," filled with vast, almost shapeless content, a true Sea of Thought; not calm or clear, if you prefer; yet even in this, the bravest pearl diver can plunge to the deepest depths and come back not just with wreckage but with genuine treasures.

Directly on the first perusal, almost on the first deliberate inspection, it became apparent that here a quite new Branch of Philosophy, leading to as yet undescried ulterior results, was disclosed; farther, what seemed scarcely less interesting, a quite new human Individuality, an almost unexampled personal character, that, namely, of Professor Teufelsdrockh the Discloser. Of both which novelties, as far as might be possible, we resolved to master the significance. But as man is emphatically a proselytizing creature, no sooner was such mastery even fairly attempted, than the new question arose: How might this acquired good be imparted to others, perhaps in equal need thereof; how could the Philosophy of Clothes, and the Author of such Philosophy, be brought home, in any measure, to the business and bosoms of our own English Nation? For if new-got gold is said to burn the pockets till it be cast forth into circulation, much more may new truth.

From the very first look, almost immediately upon closer examination, it became clear that a completely new branch of philosophy was emerging, one that pointed to previously unexplored outcomes. Even more intriguing was the discovery of a new type of individual, a unique personal character, namely that of Professor Teufelsdrockh, the Revealer. We resolved to understand the significance of both of these novelties as fully as possible. However, since humans are inherently eager to share what they learn, as soon as we started to gain some mastery over this knowledge, a new question arose: How could we share this valuable insight with others who might also need it? How could we introduce the Philosophy of Clothes and its creator to our fellow citizens in England? Just as newly acquired wealth is said to burn holes in pockets until spent, so too does new truth compel sharing.

Here, however, difficulties occurred. The first thought naturally was to publish Article after Article on this remarkable Volume, in such widely circulating Critical Journals as the Editor might stand connected with, or by money or love procure access to. But, on the other hand, was it not clear that such matter as must here be revealed, and treated of, might endanger the circulation of any Journal extant? If, indeed, all party-divisions in the State could have been abolished, Whig, Tory, and Radical, embracing in discrepant union; and all the Journals of the Nation could have been jumbled into one Journal, and the Philosophy of Clothes poured forth in incessant torrents therefrom, the attempt had seemed possible. But, alas, what vehicle of that sort have we, except Fraser's Magazine? A vehicle all strewed (figuratively speaking) with the maddest Waterloo-Crackers, exploding distractively and destructively, wheresoever the mystified passenger stands or sits; nay, in any case, understood to be, of late years, a vehicle full to overflowing, and inexorably shut! Besides, to state the Philosophy of Clothes without the Philosopher, the ideas of Teufelsdrockh without something of his personality, was it not to insure both of entire misapprehension? Now for Biography, had it been otherwise admissible, there were no adequate documents, no hope of obtaining such, but rather, owing to circumstances, a special despair. Thus did the Editor see himself, for the while, shut out from all public utterance of these extraordinary Doctrines, and constrained to revolve them, not without disquietude, in the dark depths of his own mind.

Here, however, difficulties arose. The first thought was, of course, to publish article after article about this remarkable volume in widely read critical journals that the editor had connections to or could gain access to through money or influence. But, on the other hand, wasn’t it obvious that the topics needing to be discussed might jeopardize the circulation of any existing journal? If all political divisions in the state—Whig, Tory, and Radical—could be abolished and all the nation’s journals could be merged into one, continuously pouring out the Philosophy of Clothes, that attempt might have seemed possible. But, sadly, what similar platform do we have, except Fraser's Magazine? A platform figuratively littered with the craziest Waterloo-Crackers, exploding distractingly and destructively wherever the bewildered reader sits or stands; indeed, it is understood to be, in recent years, a platform completely full and absolutely closed! Furthermore, presenting the Philosophy of Clothes without its philosopher, or Teufelsdrockh’s ideas without any insight into his personality, would only lead to complete misunderstanding. As for Biography, had it been possible otherwise, there were no adequate documents, no hope of obtaining them, only a special despair due to circumstances. Thus, the editor found himself, for the time being, shut out from publicly discussing these extraordinary doctrines, forced to contemplate them, not without unease, in the dark recesses of his own mind.

So had it lasted for some months; and now the Volume on Clothes, read and again read, was in several points becoming lucid and lucent; the personality of its Author more and more surprising, but, in spite of all that memory and conjecture could do, more and more enigmatic; whereby the old disquietude seemed fast settling into fixed discontent,—when altogether unexpectedly arrives a Letter from Herr Hofrath Heuschrecke, our Professor's chief friend and associate in Weissnichtwo, with whom we had not previously corresponded. The Hofrath, after much quite extraneous matter, began dilating largely on the "agitation and attention" which the Philosophy of Clothes was exciting in its own German Republic of Letters; on the deep significance and tendency of his Friend's Volume; and then, at length, with great circumlocution, hinted at the practicability of conveying "some knowledge of it, and of him, to England, and through England to the distant West:" a work on Professor Teufelsdrockh "were undoubtedly welcome to the Family, the National, or any other of those patriotic Libraries, at present the glory of British Literature;" might work revolutions in Thought; and so forth;—in conclusion, intimating not obscurely, that should the present Editor feel disposed to undertake a Biography of Teufelsdrockh, he, Hofrath Heuschrecke, had it in his power to furnish the requisite Documents.

It had been going on for several months, and now the book on Clothes, having been read and reread, was becoming clearer and clearer; the personality of its Author was increasingly surprising yet, despite all attempts to remember and speculate, more and more mysterious. As a result, the old unease was settling into lasting discontent—when out of the blue, a letter arrived from Herr Hofrath Heuschrecke, our Professor's closest friend and collaborator in Weissnichtwo, with whom we had not previously exchanged letters. After quite a bit of unrelated content, the Hofrath began to discuss at length the "interest and attention" that the Philosophy of Clothes was generating in the German Republic of Letters; he spoke about the deep meaning and implications of his Friend's book; and eventually, with much elaboration, suggested the possibility of sharing "some knowledge of it, and of him, with England, and from England to the distant West": a work on Professor Teufelsdrockh "would undoubtedly be welcomed by the Family, the National, or any of those patriotic Libraries, which are currently the pride of British Literature;" and could potentially spark revolutions in Thought, and so on;—finally implying not so subtly, that if the current Editor was willing to undertake a Biography of Teufelsdrockh, he, Hofrath Heuschrecke, could provide the necessary Documents.

As in some chemical mixture, that has stood long evaporating, but would not crystallize, instantly when the wire or other fixed substance is introduced, crystallization commences, and rapidly proceeds till the whole is finished, so was it with the Editor's mind and this offer of Heuschrecke's. Form rose out of void solution and discontinuity; like united itself with like in definite arrangement: and soon either in actual vision and possession, or in fixed reasonable hope, the image of the whole Enterprise had shaped itself, so to speak, into a solid mass. Cautiously yet courageously, through the twopenny post, application to the famed redoubtable OLIVER YORKE was now made: an interview, interviews with that singular man have taken place; with more of assurance on our side, with less of satire (at least of open satire) on his, than we anticipated; for the rest, with such issue as is now visible. As to those same "patriotic Libraries," the Hofrath's counsel could only be viewed with silent amazement; but with his offer of Documents we joyfully and almost instantaneously closed. Thus, too, in the sure expectation of these, we already see our task begun; and this our Sartor Resartus, which is properly a "Life and Opinions of Herr Teufelsdrockh," hourly advancing.

Just like a chemical mixture that has been sitting around and evaporating without turning into crystals, as soon as a wire or another solid object is added, crystallization starts immediately and quickly completes the process. This is how the Editor's mind reacted to Heuschrecke's proposal. Ideas emerged from a chaotic jumble; similar thoughts came together in a clear structure. Before long, whether through actual sight and ownership or in solid, rational hope, the whole vision of the project had solidified into a concrete form. Carefully yet boldly, a request was sent via the two-penny post to the famous and formidable OLIVER YORKE. Meetings with that extraordinary man have happened; we felt more confident on our end, and he was less sardonic (at least openly) than we expected. As for the so-called “patriotic Libraries,” we could only respond to the Hofrath's advice with silent astonishment, but we quickly accepted his offer of documents with joy. With the expectation of receiving these, we can already see our work beginning; our Sartor Resartus, which is essentially a "Life and Opinions of Herr Teufelsdrockh," is progressing every hour.

Of our fitness for the Enterprise, to which we have such title and vocation, it were perhaps uninteresting to say more. Let the British reader study and enjoy, in simplicity of heart, what is here presented him, and with whatever metaphysical acumen and talent for meditation he is possessed of. Let him strive to keep a free, open sense; cleared from the mists of prejudice, above all from the paralysis of cant; and directed rather to the Book itself than to the Editor of the Book. Who or what such Editor may be, must remain conjectural, and even insignificant: [*] it is a voice publishing tidings of the Philosophy of Clothes; undoubtedly a Spirit addressing Spirits: whoso hath ears, let him hear.

Regarding our suitability for the task at hand, to which we have both a title and a calling, it might be uninteresting to say more. Let the British reader delve into and appreciate, with an open heart, what is being presented here, using whatever philosophical insight and reflective ability they possess. Let them aim to maintain a free and open mindset, cleared of the fog of bias, especially the paralysis of pretentiousness; and focus more on the Book itself than on its Editor. Who or what this Editor may be remains a matter of speculation, and even trivial: [*] it is a voice sharing news about the Philosophy of Clothes; undoubtedly a Spirit speaking to Spirits: whoever has ears, let them listen.

     * With us even he still communicates in some sort of mask,
     or muffler; and, we have reason to think, under a feigned
     name!—O. Y.
     * With us, he still communicates in some kind of disguise or cover; and we have reason to believe it's under a fake name!—O. Y.

On one other point the Editor thinks it needful to give warning: namely, that he is animated with a true though perhaps a feeble attachment to the Institutions of our Ancestors; and minded to defend these, according to ability, at all hazards; nay, it was partly with a view to such defence that he engaged in this undertaking. To stem, or if that be impossible, profitably to divert the current of Innovation, such a Volume as Teufelsdrockh's, if cunningly planted down, were no despicable pile, or floodgate, in the logical wear.

On one more point, the Editor feels it's important to mention: he has a genuine, though possibly weak, attachment to the institutions of our ancestors and is determined to defend them, as best as he can, no matter what. In fact, it was partly for this reason that he took on this project. To halt, or at least to effectively redirect, the wave of change, a volume like Teufelsdrockh’s, if strategically placed, would be a significant barrier or floodgate in the logical flow.

For the rest, be it nowise apprehended, that any personal connection of ours with Teufelsdrockh, Heuschrecke or this Philosophy of Clothes, can pervert our judgment, or sway us to extenuate or exaggerate. Powerless, we venture to promise, are those private Compliments themselves. Grateful they may well be; as generous illusions of friendship; as fair mementos of bygone unions, of those nights and suppers of the gods, when, lapped in the symphonies and harmonies of Philosophic Eloquence, though with baser accompaniments, the present Editor revelled in that feast of reason, never since vouchsafed him in so full measure! But what then? Amicus Plato, magis amica veritas; Teufelsdrockh is our friend, Truth is our divinity. In our historical and critical capacity, we hope we are strangers to all the world; have feud or favor with no one,—save indeed the Devil, with whom, as with the Prince of Lies and Darkness, we do at all times wage internecine war. This assurance, at an epoch when puffery and quackery have reached a height unexampled in the annals of mankind, and even English Editors, like Chinese Shopkeepers, must write on their door-lintels No cheating here,—we thought it good to premise.

For the rest, don't misunderstand that any personal connection we have with Teufelsdrockh, Heuschrecke, or this Philosophy of Clothes can distort our judgment or lead us to downplay or exaggerate. Those personal compliments themselves are powerless, we assure you. They might be appreciated as generous expressions of friendship, as nice reminders of past connections, of those nights and feasts of the gods when, surrounded by the melodies and rhythms of Philosophic Eloquence—even with lesser accompaniments—the current Editor enjoyed that feast of reason, which he has not been granted again in such abundance! But what of it? Amicus Plato, magis amica veritas; Teufelsdrockh is our friend, while Truth is our deity. In our historical and critical role, we trust we are detached from the world; we have conflicts or loyalties with no one—except the Devil, with whom, like the Prince of Lies and Darkness, we are always engaged in a brutal fight. We felt it was important to state this at a time when flattery and deception have reached unprecedented heights in human history, and even English Editors, like Chinese shopkeepers, need to put up signs saying No cheating here.





CHAPTER III. REMINISCENCES.

To the Author's private circle the appearance of this singular Work on Clothes must have occasioned little less surprise than it has to the rest of the world. For ourselves, at least, few things have been more unexpected. Professor Teufelsdrockh, at the period of our acquaintance with him, seemed to lead a quite still and self-contained life: a man devoted to the higher Philosophies, indeed; yet more likely, if he published at all, to publish a refutation of Hegel and Bardili, both of whom, strangely enough, he included under a common ban; than to descend, as he has here done, into the angry noisy Forum, with an Argument that cannot but exasperate and divide. Not, that we can remember, was the Philosophy of Clothes once touched upon between us. If through the high, silent, meditative Transcendentalism of our Friend we detected any practical tendency whatever, it was at most Political, and towards a certain prospective, and for the present quite speculative, Radicalism; as indeed some correspondence, on his part, with Herr Oken of Jena was now and then suspected; though his special contributions to the Isis could never be more than surmised at. But, at all events, nothing Moral, still less anything Didactico-Religious, was looked for from him.

To the Author's close friends, the release of this unique book on Clothes must have been just as surprising as it was to the rest of the world. For us, at least, few things have been more unexpected. Professor Teufelsdrockh, when we got to know him, seemed to lead a calm and reserved life: a man committed to deep philosophical thought; yet more likely, if he were to publish anything at all, to criticize Hegel and Bardili—whom he oddly lumped together under a single condemnation—than to dive, as he has done here, into the loud and contentious debate, with an argument that can only frustrate and split opinions. As far as we can remember, the Philosophy of Clothes was never mentioned between us. If we sensed any practical inclination in our friend’s high, quiet, contemplative Transcendentalism, it was at most Political, leaning toward a potential, and currently quite theoretical, Radicalism; indeed, there were suspicions from time to time of his correspondence with Herr Oken from Jena, although his specific contributions to the Isis could only ever be guessed. But, in any case, nothing Moral, and even less anything Didactically Religious, was expected from him.

Well do we recollect the last words he spoke in our hearing; which indeed, with the Night they were uttered in, are to be forever remembered. Lifting his huge tumbler of Gukguk, [*] and for a moment lowering his tobacco-pipe, he stood up in full Coffee-house (it was Zur Grunen Gans, the largest in Weissnichtwo, where all the Virtuosity, and nearly all the Intellect of the place assembled of an evening); and there, with low, soul-stirring tone, and the look truly of an angel, though whether of a white or of a black one might be dubious, proposed this toast: Die Sache der Armen in Gottes und Teufels Namen (The Cause of the Poor, in Heaven's name and—'s)! One full shout, breaking the leaden silence; then a gurgle of innumerable emptying bumpers, again followed by universal cheering, returned him loud acclaim. It was the finale of the night: resuming their pipes; in the highest enthusiasm, amid volumes of tobacco-smoke; triumphant, cloud-capt without and within, the assembly broke up, each to his thoughtful pillow. Bleibt doch ein echter Spass- und Galgen-vogel, said several; meaning thereby that, one day, he would probably be hanged for his democratic sentiments. Wo steckt doch der Schalk? added they, looking round: but Teufelsdrockh had retired by private alleys, and the Compiler of these pages beheld him no more.

We clearly remember the last words he spoke in our presence, which, along with the night they were said, will always be remembered. Raising his large glass of Gukguk, and briefly putting down his tobacco pipe, he stood up in the Coffee house (it was Zur Grunen Gans, the largest in Weissnichtwo, where all the talent and nearly all the intellect of the place gathered in the evenings); and there, with a low, moving voice and a look truly angelic, though whether it was that of a white or a black angel might be questionable, he proposed this toast: Die Sache der Armen in Gottes und Teufels Namen (The Cause of the Poor, in Heaven's name and—'s)! A loud cheer broke the heavy silence; then the sound of countless empty glasses being set down, followed by cheers for him. It was the highlight of the night: as they resumed their pipes, filled with enthusiasm, in thick clouds of tobacco smoke; triumphant and lost in thought, the gathering dispersed, each going off to his contemplative pillow. Bleibt doch ein echter Spass - und Galgen-vogel, several said, implying that one day he would probably be hanged for his democratic views. Wo steckt doch der Schalk? they added, looking around: but Teufelsdrockh had slipped away through private streets, and the Compiler of these pages did not see him again.

     * Gukguk is unhappily only an academical-beer.
     * Gukguk is unfortunately just an academic beer.

In such scenes has it been our lot to live with this Philosopher, such estimate to form of his purposes and powers. And yet, thou brave Teufelsdrockh, who could tell what lurked in thee? Under those thick locks of thine, so long and lank, overlapping roof-wise the gravest face we ever in this world saw, there dwelt a most busy brain. In thy eyes too, deep under their shaggy brows, and looking out so still and dreamy, have we not noticed gleams of an ethereal or else a diabolic fire, and half fancied that their stillness was but the rest of infinite motion, the sleep of a spinning-top? Thy little figure, there as, in loose ill-brushed threadbare habiliments, thou sattest, amid litter and lumber, whole days, to "think and smoke tobacco," held in it a mighty heart. The secrets of man's Life were laid open to thee; thou sawest into the mystery of the Universe, farther than another; thou hadst in petto thy remarkable Volume on Clothes. Nay, was there not in that clear logically founded Transcendentalism of thine; still more, in thy meek, silent, deep-seated Sansculottism, combined with a true princely Courtesy of inward nature, the visible rudiments of such speculation? But great men are too often unknown, or what is worse, misknown. Already, when we dreamed not of it, the warp of thy remarkable Volume lay on the loom; and silently, mysterious shuttles were putting in the woof.

In such scenes, we lived alongside this Philosopher, forming our own ideas about his intentions and abilities. And yet, you brave Teufelsdrockh, who could guess what was hidden within you? Beneath those long, lanky locks that hung down over the most serious face we’d ever seen, there was a busy mind. In your eyes too, deep beneath those shaggy brows, looking so calm and dreamy, didn’t we catch glimpses of either an otherworldly or a sinister fire, almost imagining that their stillness was just the quiet before an endless motion, the sleep of a spinning-top? Your small figure, sitting there in loose, poorly-kept, worn-out clothes, amid clutter and junk, for whole days, to "think and smoke tobacco," contained a mighty heart. The secrets of human life were laid open to you; you peered into the mysteries of the Universe farther than anyone else; you had in store your remarkable Volume on Clothes. And wasn’t there in that clearly logical foundation of your Transcendentalism; even more so in your humble, silent, deeply-rooted Sansculottism, combined with a true, noble courtesy of spirit, the visible elements of such deep thought? But great people are often unknown or, worse, misrepresented. Even before we realized it, the fabric of your remarkable Volume was already on the loom; and silently, mysterious shuttles were weaving in the threads.

How the Hofrath Heuschrecke is to furnish biographical data, in this case, may be a curious question; the answer of which, however, is happily not our concern, but his. To us it appeared, after repeated trial, that in Weissnichtwo, from the archives or memories of the best-informed classes, no Biography of Teufelsdrockh was to be gathered; not so much as a false one. He was a stranger there, wafted thither by what is called the course of circumstances; concerning whose parentage, birthplace, prospects, or pursuits, curiosity had indeed made inquiries, but satisfied herself with the most indistinct replies. For himself, he was a man so still and altogether unparticipating, that to question him even afar off on such particulars was a thing of more than usual delicacy: besides, in his sly way, he had ever some quaint turn, not without its satirical edge, wherewith to divert such intrusions, and deter you from the like. Wits spoke of him secretly as if he were a kind of Melchizedek, without father or mother of any kind; sometimes, with reference to his great historic and statistic knowledge, and the vivid way he had of expressing himself like an eye-witness of distant transactions and scenes, they called him the Ewige Jude, Everlasting, or as we say, Wandering Jew.

How the Hofrath Heuschrecke is supposed to provide biographical details in this case might be an interesting question; however, the answer isn't really our concern, but his. After several attempts, we found that in Weissnichtwo, from the records or memories of the most knowledgeable people, no biography of Teufelsdrockh could be found—not even a false one. He was an outsider there, brought in by what we call the course of events; inquiries regarding his parentage, birthplace, future, or activities had indeed been made, but curiosity was satisfied with nothing but vague answers. He was such a quiet and detached person that asking him about those details, even from a distance, required a lot of tact: plus, he always had some witty, slightly sarcastic remark to deflect such questions and keep you from trying again. People whispered about him as if he were a sort of Melchizedek, without any kind of father or mother; sometimes, because of his extensive historical and statistical knowledge and his impressive way of expressing himself as if he were an eyewitness to faraway events and places, they referred to him as the Ewige Jude, Everlasting, or as we say, the Wandering Jew.

To the most, indeed, he had become not so much a Man as a Thing; which Thing doubtless they were accustomed to see, and with satisfaction; but no more thought of accounting for than for the fabrication of their daily Allgemeine Zeitung, or the domestic habits of the Sun. Both were there and welcome; the world enjoyed what good was in them, and thought no more of the matter. The man Teufelsdrockh passed and repassed, in his little circle, as one of those originals and nondescripts, more frequent in German Universities than elsewhere; of whom, though you see them alive, and feel certain enough that they must have a History, no History seems to be discoverable; or only such as men give of mountain rocks and antediluvian ruins: That they have been created by unknown agencies, are in a state of gradual decay, and for the present reflect light and resist pressure; that is, are visible and tangible objects in this phantasm world, where so much other mystery is.

To most people, he had become less of a man and more of an object, something they were used to seeing and accepted without question. They paid as much attention to him as they did to the daily Allgemeine Zeitung or the routine of the Sun—both were present and appreciated, but no one thought much deeper about it. Teufelsdrockh moved around in his small circle like one of those unique characters you find more often in German universities than anywhere else. You might see them and know they must have a story, but no one seems to find any real history about them; it’s more like the tales we tell about mountain rocks and ancient ruins: they’ve been created by unknown forces, are slowly wearing away, and for now, they shine and withstand pressure. That is, they are visible and tangible things in this bizarre world full of mysteries.

It was to be remarked that though, by title and diploma, Professor der Allerley-Wissenschaft, or as we should say in English, "Professor of Things in General," he had never delivered any Course; perhaps never been incited thereto by any public furtherance or requisition. To all appearance, the enlightened Government of Weissnichtwo, in founding their New University, imagined they had done enough, if "in times like ours," as the half-official Program expressed it, "when all things are, rapidly or slowly, resolving themselves into Chaos, a Professorship of this kind had been established; whereby, as occasion called, the task of bodying somewhat forth again from such Chaos might be, even slightly, facilitated." That actual Lectures should be held, and Public Classes for the "Science of Things in General," they doubtless considered premature; on which ground too they had only established the Professorship, nowise endowed it; so that Teufelsdrockh, "recommended by the highest Names," had been promoted thereby to a Name merely.

It should be noted that although he held the title and diploma of Professor der Allerley-Wissenschaft, or what we would call in English, "Professor of Things in General," he had never actually taught a course; perhaps he was never encouraged to do so by any public support or demand. To all appearances, the enlightened Government of Weissnichtwo, when they established their New University, thought they had done enough if "in these times," as the semi-official Program stated, "when everything is, rapidly or slowly, turning into Chaos, a Professorship of this kind has been created; which could, as needed, slightly ease the task of bringing some structure back from such Chaos." They probably deemed it too early for actual lectures and public classes on the "Science of Things in General," which is why they only created the Professorship without any funding; as a result, Teufelsdrockh, "recommended by the highest Names," had only been elevated to a name in name alone.

Great, among the more enlightened classes, was the admiration of this new Professorship: how an enlightened Government had seen into the Want of the Age (Zeitbedurfniss); how at length, instead of Denial and Destruction, we were to have a science of Affirmation and Reconstruction; and Germany and Weissnichtwo were where they should be, in the vanguard of the world. Considerable also was the wonder at the new Professor, dropt opportunely enough into the nascent University; so able to lecture, should occasion call; so ready to hold his peace for indefinite periods, should an enlightened Government consider that occasion did not call. But such admiration and such wonder, being followed by no act to keep them living, could last only nine days; and, long before our visit to that scene, had quite died away. The more cunning heads thought it was all an expiring clutch at popularity, on the part of a Minister, whom domestic embarrassments, court intrigues, old age, and dropsy soon afterwards finally drove from the helm.

Among the more progressive groups, there was great admiration for this new Professorship: how an enlightened government had recognized the needs of the time; how, at last, instead of denial and destruction, we were to embrace a science of affirmation and reconstruction; and how Germany and anywhere else were rightfully positioned at the forefront of the world. There was also considerable curiosity about the new Professor, who had arrived just in time at the emerging University; so capable of lecturing, if the occasion arose; so ready to stay silent for extended periods, if the enlightened government deemed the occasion inappropriate. However, such admiration and wonder, lacking any actions to sustain them, could only last nine days; and by the time we visited that place, it had completely faded. The more shrewd observers thought it was merely a last-ditch effort for popularity from a Minister, who was soon overwhelmed by domestic troubles, court intrigues, old age, and dropsy, ultimately being forced from power.

As for Teufelsdrockh, except by his nightly appearances at the Grune Gans, Weissnichtwo saw little of him, felt little of him. Here, over his tumbler of Gukguk, he sat reading Journals; sometimes contemplatively looking into the clouds of his tobacco-pipe, without other visible employment: always, from his mild ways, an agreeable phenomenon there; more especially when he opened his lips for speech; on which occasions the whole Coffee-house would hush itself into silence, as if sure to hear something noteworthy. Nay, perhaps to hear a whole series and river of the most memorable utterances; such as, when once thawed, he would for hours indulge in, with fit audience: and the more memorable, as issuing from a head apparently not more interested in them, not more conscious of them, than is the sculptured stone head of some public fountain, which through its brass mouth-tube emits water to the worthy and the unworthy; careless whether it be for cooking victuals or quenching conflagrations; indeed, maintains the same earnest assiduous look, whether any water be flowing or not.

As for Teufelsdrockh, aside from his evening visits to the Grune Gans, Weissnichtwo didn’t see much of him or feel much for him. There, over his glass of Gukguk, he would sit reading journals, sometimes gazing thoughtfully into the smoke from his pipe, with no other visible activity. He was always, with his gentle demeanor, a pleasant presence there; especially when he started to speak. On those occasions, the whole coffee house would fall silent, as if expecting to hear something important. In fact, they might be treated to a whole stream of the most memorable comments, which once he got going, he would share for hours with a suitable audience. The comments were even more striking because they seemed to come from a mind that appeared as indifferent to them as the stone face of a public fountain, which, through its brass spout, pours water for both the worthy and the unworthy, unconcerned whether it's used for cooking meals or putting out fires; it keeps the same earnest look, whether water is flowing or not.

To the Editor of these sheets, as to a young enthusiastic Englishman, however unworthy, Teufelsdrockh opened himself perhaps more than to the most. Pity only that we could not then half guess his importance, and scrutinize him with due power of vision! We enjoyed, what not three men Weissnichtwo could boast of, a certain degree of access to the Professor's private domicile. It was the attic floor of the highest house in the Wahngasse; and might truly be called the pinnacle of Weissnichtwo, for it rose sheer up above the contiguous roofs, themselves rising from elevated ground. Moreover, with its windows it looked towards all the four Orte or as the Scotch say, and we ought to say, Airts: the sitting room itself commanded three; another came to view in the Schlafgemach (bedroom) at the opposite end; to say nothing of the kitchen, which offered two, as it were, duplicates, showing nothing new. So that it was in fact the speculum or watch-tower of Teufelsdrockh; wherefrom, sitting at ease he might see the whole life-circulation of that considerable City; the streets and lanes of which, with all their doing and driving (Thun und Treiben), were for the most part visible there.

To the Editor of these pages, much like a young, eager Englishman, Teufelsdrockh opened up more than he did to most people, despite not being particularly noteworthy. It’s a shame we couldn’t grasp his importance at the time and really take a good look at him! We had the unique opportunity—something not even three people from Weissnichtwo could claim—of having a certain access to the Professor's private home. It was located in the attic of the tallest building in the Wahngasse; truly, it could be called the peak of Weissnichtwo, as it rose straight up above the neighboring roofs, which themselves were on elevated ground. Additionally, with its windows, it faced all four directions, or as the Scots say, and we ought to say, 'Airts': the living room provided views in three directions; another could be seen from the bedroom at the opposite end; not to mention the kitchen, which offered two views, essentially duplicates, showing nothing new. So, in reality, it served as the lookout or observation post for Teufelsdrockh, from where he could sit comfortably and see the entire life flow of that significant city, with most of its streets and alleys and all their activity visible from there.

"I look down into all that wasp-nest or bee-hive," we have heard him say, "and witness their wax-laying and honey-making, and poison-brewing, and choking by sulphur. From the Palace esplanade, where music plays while Serene Highness is pleased to eat his victuals, down to the low lane, where in her door-sill the aged widow, knitting for a thin livelihood sits to feel the afternoon sun, I see it all; for, except Schlosskirche weather-cock, no biped stands so high. Couriers arrive bestrapped and bebooted, bearing Joy and Sorrow bagged up in pouches of leather: there, top-laden, and with four swift horses, rolls in the country Baron and his household; here, on timber-leg, the lamed Soldier hops painfully along, begging alms: a thousand carriages, and wains, cars, come tumbling in with Food, with young Rusticity, and other Raw Produce, inanimate or animate, and go tumbling out again with produce manufactured. That living flood, pouring through these streets, of all qualities and ages, knowest thou whence it is coming, whither it is going? Aus der Ewigkeit, zu der Ewigkeit hin: From Eternity, onwards to Eternity! These are Apparitions: what else? Are they not Souls rendered visible: in Bodies, that took shape and will lose it, melting into air? Their solid Pavement is a Picture of the Sense; they walk on the bosom of Nothing, blank Time is behind them and before them. Or fanciest thou, the red and yellow Clothes-screen yonder, with spurs on its heels and feather in its crown, is but of To-day, without a Yesterday or a To-morrow; and had not rather its Ancestor alive when Hengst and Horsa overran thy Island? Friend, thou seest here a living link in that Tissue of History, which inweaves all Being: watch well, or it will be past thee, and seen no more."

"I look down into that wasp nest or beehive," we've heard him say, "and witness their wax-making and honey-producing, and poison-making, and suffocating from sulfur. From the Palace esplanade, where music plays while the Serene Highness enjoys his meals, down to the narrow street, where the elderly widow sits on her doorstep, knitting for a meager living while soaking up the afternoon sun, I see it all; for, except for the weather vane on Schlosskirche, no one stands higher. Couriers arrive, strapped and booted, carrying joy and sorrow packed in leather pouches: there, burdened and with four swift horses, arrives the country Baron and his family; here, on a wooden leg, the injured Soldier hops along painfully, begging for help: a thousand carriages, carts, and wagons come tumbling in with food, with young rustic goods, and other raw products, both living and lifeless, and go tumbling out again with manufactured products. That living flood, pouring through these streets of all kinds and ages, do you know where it comes from, or where it’s going? Aus der Ewigkeit, zu der Ewigkeit hin: From Eternity, onwards to Eternity! These are apparitions: what else? Are they not souls made visible: in bodies that took shape and will lose it, dissolving into air? Their solid pavement is a picture of the senses; they walk on the surface of Nothing, empty Time is behind them and in front of them. Or do you think the red and yellow clothes over there, with spurs on its heels and a feather in its hat, is just from today, without a yesterday or a tomorrow; and doesn’t it have an ancestor that was alive when Hengst and Horsa took over your island? Friend, you see here a living link in that fabric of History, which weaves together all existence: watch closely, or it will pass you by, and you won't see it again."

"Ach, mein Lieber!" said he once, at midnight, when we had returned from the Coffee-house in rather earnest talk, "it is a true sublimity to dwell here. These fringes of lamplight, struggling up through smoke and thousand-fold exhalation, some fathoms into the ancient reign of Night, what thinks Bootes of them, as he leads his Hunting-Dogs over the Zenith in their leash of sidereal fire? That stifled hum of Midnight, when Traffic has lain down to rest; and the chariot-wheels of Vanity, still rolling here and there through distant streets, are bearing her to Halls roofed in, and lighted to the due pitch for her; and only Vice and Misery, to prowl or to moan like nightbirds, are abroad: that hum, I say, like the stertorous, unquiet slumber of sick Life, is heard in Heaven! Oh, under that hideous coverlet of vapors, and putrefactions, and unimaginable gases, what a Fermenting-vat lies simmering and hid! The joyful and the sorrowful are there; men are dying there, men are being born; men are praying,—on the other side of a brick partition, men are cursing; and around them all is the vast, void Night. The proud Grandee still lingers in his perfumed saloons, or reposes within damask curtains; Wretchedness cowers into buckle-beds, or shivers hunger-stricken into its lair of straw: in obscure cellars, Rouge-et-Noir languidly emits its voice-of-destiny to haggard hungry Villains; while Councillors of State sit plotting, and playing their high chess-game, whereof the pawns are Men. The Lover whispers his mistress that the coach is ready; and she, full of hope and fear, glides down, to fly with him over the borders: the Thief, still more silently, sets to his picklocks and crowbars, or lurks in wait till the watchmen first snore in their boxes. Gay mansions, with supper-rooms and dancing-rooms, are full of light and music and high-swelling hearts; but, in the Condemned Cells, the pulse of life beats tremulous and faint, and bloodshot eyes look out through the darkness, which is around and within, for the light of a stern last morning. Six men are to be hanged on the morrow: comes no hammering from the Rabenstein?—their gallows must even now be o' building. Upwards of five hundred thousand two-legged animals without feathers lie round us, in horizontal position; their heads all in nightcaps, and full of the foolishest dreams. Riot cries aloud, and staggers and swaggers in his rank dens of shame; and the Mother, with streaming hair, kneels over her pallid dying infant, whose cracked lips only her tears now moisten.—All these heaped and huddled together, with nothing but a little carpentry and masonry between them;—crammed in, like salted fish in their barrel;—or weltering, shall I say, like an Egyptian pitcher of tamed vipers, each struggling to get its head above the others: such work goes on under that smoke-counterpane!—But I, mein Werther, sit above it all; I am alone with the stars."

"Oh, my dear!" he said one midnight after we had come back from the coffeehouse, deep in conversation, "it's truly sublime to be here. These fringes of light from the lamps, fighting their way through smoke and countless exhalations, reaching down into the age-old realm of Night, I wonder what Bootes thinks of them as he guides his Hunting Dogs across the sky on their leash of starlight? That stifled hum of Midnight, when the city has quieted down; and the wheels of Vanity, still rolling here and there on distant streets, are taking her to hidden halls, all lit up just for her; while only Vice and Misery roam or moan like nightbirds: that hum, I say, is like the restless, sickly breath of a dying Life, echoing in Heaven! Oh, beneath that dreadful cover of vapors, decay, and unimaginable gases, what a brewing pot is simmering and concealed! The joyful and the sorrowful are all there; men are dying there, men are being born; men are praying—just on the other side of a brick wall, men are cursing; and all around them is the vast, empty Night. The proud noble still hangs out in his scented salons or relaxes behind damask curtains; while the Wretched huddle in cramped beds or shiver, hungry, in their straw dens: in shadowy basements, Rouge-et-Noir lazily sends forth its lethargic call to starving, haggard Villains; as State Councillors plot and play their high-stakes game of chess, where the pawns are Men. The Lover whispers to his mistress that the carriage is ready; and she, filled with hope and fear, glides down to escape with him over the borders: the Thief, even more stealthily, readies his lockpicks and crowbars or waits until the watchmen first snore in their boxes. Happy mansions, filled with dining and dance rooms, are bright with light and music and high spirits; but in the Condemned Cells, life pulses weakly and faintly, and bloodshot eyes peer out through the surrounding darkness, seeking the light of a grim final morning. Six men are to be hanged tomorrow: is there no hammering at the Rabenstein?—their gallows must be under construction right now. Over five hundred thousand featherless two-legged creatures lie around us, flat on their backs; their heads all in nightcaps, dreaming the most foolish dreams. Riot cries out loudly, stumbling and swaggering in his dens of shame; and the Mother, with disheveled hair, kneels over her pale, dying child, whose cracked lips are moistened only by her tears.—All these piled together, with just a bit of carpentry and masonry between them;—packed in like salted fish in a barrel;—or writhing, shall I say, like an Egyptian pitcher of tamed vipers, each struggling to get its head above the others: such things go on beneath that smoke cover!—But I, my Werther, sit above it all; I am alone with the stars."

We looked in his face to see whether, in the utterance of such extraordinary Night-thoughts, no feeling might be traced there; but with the light we had, which indeed was only a single tallow-light, and far enough from the window, nothing save that old calmness and fixedness was visible.

We looked at his face to see if any emotion could be seen in the expression of such extraordinary nighttime thoughts; however, with the light we had, which was just a single candle, and far enough from the window, nothing was visible except that old calmness and steadiness.

These were the Professor's talking seasons: most commonly he spoke in mere monosyllables, or sat altogether silent and smoked; while the visitor had liberty either to say what he listed, receiving for answer an occasional grunt; or to look round for a space, and then take himself away. It was a strange apartment; full of books and tattered papers, and miscellaneous shreds of all conceivable substances, "united in a common element of dust." Books lay on tables, and below tables; here fluttered a sheet of manuscript, there a torn handkerchief, or nightcap hastily thrown aside; ink-bottles alternated with bread-crusts, coffee-pots, tobacco-boxes, Periodical Literature, and Blucher Boots. Old Lieschen (Lisekin, 'Liza), who was his bed-maker and stove-lighter, his washer and wringer, cook, errand-maid, and general lion's-provider, and for the rest a very orderly creature, had no sovereign authority in this last citadel of Teufelsdrockh; only some once in the month she half-forcibly made her way thither, with broom and duster, and (Teufelsdrockh hastily saving his manuscripts) effected a partial clearance, a jail-delivery of such lumber as was not Literary. These were her Erdbeben (earthquakes), which Teufelsdrockh dreaded worse than the pestilence; nevertheless, to such length he had been forced to comply. Glad would he have been to sit here philosophizing forever, or till the litter, by accumulation, drove him out of doors: but Lieschen was his right-arm, and spoon, and necessary of life, and would not be flatly gainsayed. We can still remember the ancient woman; so silent that some thought her dumb; deaf also you would often have supposed her; for Teufelsdrockh, and Teufelsdrockh only, would she serve or give heed to; and with him she seemed to communicate chiefly by signs; if it were not rather by some secret divination that she guessed all his wants, and supplied them. Assiduous old dame! she scoured, and sorted, and swept, in her kitchen, with the least possible violence to the ear; yet all was tight and right there: hot and black came the coffee ever at the due moment; and the speechless Lieschen herself looked out on you, from under her clean white coif with its lappets, through her clean withered face and wrinkles, with a look of helpful intelligence, almost of benevolence.

These were the Professor's quiet times: mostly he would respond with just a few words or sit in silence while smoking; the visitor had the option to speak freely, receiving only the occasional grunt in return, or to look around and leave. It was a peculiar room, filled with books and worn papers, and a random assortment of items, "all covered in dust." Books were scattered everywhere—on tables, beneath tables; a sheet of manuscript fluttered here, a torn handkerchief or nightcap tossed aside there; ink bottles lay alongside bread crusts, coffee pots, tobacco boxes, periodicals, and Blucher boots. Old Lieschen (Lisekin, 'Liza), who was responsible for making the bed and lighting the stove, washing and wringing clothes, cooking, running errands, and generally taking care of him, was normally a very tidy person, but she had no real authority in the last stronghold of Teufelsdrockh; only once a month would she force her way in with broom and duster, while Teufelsdrockh hurriedly protected his manuscripts, clearing out some of the clutter that wasn’t related to his work. These were her Erdbeben (earthquakes), which Teufelsdrockh feared more than the plague; still, he had to give in to her. He would have loved to sit there forever, pondering, or until the mess became so overwhelming that he was pushed outside: but Lieschen was essential to him, like his right hand, and couldn't be ignored. We still remember the old woman; she was so quiet that some thought she couldn’t speak, and often you would think she was deaf too, because she would only pay attention to Teufelsdrockh; with him, she seemed to communicate mostly through gestures, unless she somehow just knew what he needed and provided it. That diligent old lady! She cleaned, organized, and swept in her kitchen with minimal noise; everything was always in order there: hot, strong coffee would arrive just when it was needed; and the silent Lieschen looked out at you from beneath her neat white cap, through her clean, wrinkled face, with an expression of helpful understanding, almost kindness.

Few strangers, as above hinted, had admittance hither: the only one we ever saw there, ourselves excepted, was the Hofrath Heuschrecke, already known, by name and expectation, to the readers of these pages. To us, at that period, Herr Heuschrecke seemed one of those purse-mouthed, crane-necked, clean-brushed, pacific individuals, perhaps sufficiently distinguished in society by this fact, that, in dry weather or in wet, "they never appear without their umbrella." Had we not known with what "little wisdom" the world is governed; and how, in Germany as elsewhere, the ninety-and-nine Public Men can for most part be but mute train-bearers to the hundredth, perhaps but stalking-horses and willing or unwilling dupes,—it might have seemed wonderful how Herr Heuschrecke should be named a Rath, or Councillor, and Counsellor, even in Weissnichtwo. What counsel to any man, or to any woman, could this particular Hofrath give; in whose loose, zigzag figure; in whose thin visage, as it went jerking to and fro, in minute incessant fluctuation,—you traced rather confusion worse confounded; at most, Timidity and physical Cold? Some indeed said withal, he was "the very Spirit of Love embodied:" blue earnest eyes, full of sadness and kindness; purse ever open, and so forth; the whole of which, we shall now hope, for many reasons, was not quite groundless. Nevertheless friend Teufelsdrockh's outline, who indeed handled the burin like few in these cases, was probably the best: Er hat Gemuth und Geist, hat wenigstens gehabt, doch ohne Organ, ohne Schicksals-Gunst; ist gegenwartig aber halb-zerruttet, halb-erstarrt, "He has heart and talent, at least has had such, yet without fit mode of utterance, or favor of Fortune; and so is now half-cracked, half-congealed."—What the Hofrath shall think of this when he sees it, readers may wonder; we, safe in the stronghold of Historical Fidelity, are careless.

Few strangers, as mentioned earlier, had access to this place: the only one we ever saw there, besides ourselves, was Hofrath Heuschrecke, already known, by name and expectation, to the readers of these pages. At that time, Herr Heuschrecke seemed like one of those quiet, tall, neatly groomed, peaceful individuals, maybe enough distinguished in society by the fact that, rain or shine, "they never go out without their umbrella." If we hadn’t known how "little wisdom" governs the world; and how, in Germany as elsewhere, the ninety-nine Public Men are mostly just silent supporters of the hundredth, perhaps just figureheads and willing or unwilling dupes—it might have seemed surprising that Herr Heuschrecke was called a Rath, or Councillor, and Counsellor, even in Weissnichtwo. What advice could this particular Hofrath offer to any man or woman, with his loose, zigzag figure and thin face, which jerked back and forth in constant, tiny movements—making it look more confused than anything else, at best a mix of Timidity and physical Cold? Some even said he was "the very Spirit of Love embodied": with blue earnest eyes full of sadness and kindness; always ready to give, and so forth—a claim we hope, for many reasons, wasn’t entirely unfounded. Still, our friend Teufelsdrockh’s description, who handled the details like few others, was probably the best: Er hat Gemuth und Geist, hat wenigstens gehabt, doch ohne Organ, ohne Schicksals-Gunst; ist gegenwartig aber halb-zerruttet, halb-erstarrt, "He has heart and talent, at least he had, yet without the right means of expression or Favour of Fortune; and so is now half-cracked, half-congealed."—What the Hofrath will think of this when he sees it, readers may wonder; we, secure in our commitment to Historical Fidelity, are indifferent.

The main point, doubtless, for us all, is his love of Teufelsdrockh, which indeed was also by far the most decisive feature of Heuschrecke himself. We are enabled to assert that he hung on the Professor with the fondness of a Boswell for his Johnson. And perhaps with the like return; for Teufelsdrockh treated his gaunt admirer with little outward regard, as some half-rational or altogether irrational friend, and at best loved him out of gratitude and by habit. On the other hand, it was curious to observe with what reverent kindness, and a sort of fatherly protection, our Hofrath, being the elder, richer, and as he fondly imagined far more practically influential of the two, looked and tended on his little Sage, whom he seemed to consider as a living oracle. Let but Teufelsdrockh open his mouth, Heuschrecke's also unpuckered itself into a free doorway, besides his being all eye and all ear, so that nothing might be lost: and then, at every pause in the harangue, he gurgled out his pursy chuckle of a cough-laugh (for the machinery of laughter took some time to get in motion, and seemed crank and slack), or else his twanging nasal, Bravo! Das glaub' ich; in either case, by way of heartiest approval. In short, if Teufelsdrockh was Dalai-Lama, of which, except perhaps in his self-seclusion, and godlike indifference, there was no symptom, then might Heuschrecke pass for his chief Talapoin, to whom no dough-pill he could knead and publish was other than medicinal and sacred.

The main point, undoubtedly, for all of us, is his love for Teufelsdrockh, which was also by far the most significant aspect of Heuschrecke himself. We can say that he clung to the Professor with the affection of Boswell for his Johnson. And perhaps there was a similar sentiment in return; Teufelsdrockh showed little outward appreciation for his skinny admirer, treating him like a somewhat rational or completely irrational friend, and at best loving him out of gratitude and habit. On the other hand, it was interesting to see how our Hofrath, being the older, wealthier, and as he liked to think, much more practically influential of the two, looked after and cared for his little Sage, whom he regarded as a living oracle. Whenever Teufelsdrockh spoke, Heuschrecke would also open his mouth wide, all ears and eyes, so that nothing would be missed: and then, at every pause in the speech, he would let out his wheezy chuckle of a cough-laugh (as if the machinery of laughter took a while to get started and seemed a bit rusty), or else his twanging nasal, Bravo! Das glaub' ich; in either case, showing his strongest approval. In short, if Teufelsdrockh were the Dalai Lama, of which, except perhaps in his self-isolation and godlike indifference, there was no sign, then Heuschrecke could be seen as his chief disciple, believing that no dough-pill he could knead and publish was anything other than medicinal and sacred.

In such environment, social, domestic, physical, did Teufelsdrockh, at the time of our acquaintance, and most likely does he still, live and meditate. Here, perched up in his high Wahngasse watch-tower, and often, in solitude, outwatching the Bear, it was that the indomitable Inquirer fought all his battles with Dulness and Darkness; here, in all probability, that he wrote this surprising Volume on Clothes. Additional particulars: of his age, which was of that standing middle sort you could only guess at; of his wide surtout; the color of his trousers, fashion of his broad-brimmed steeple-hat, and so forth, we might report, but do not. The Wisest truly is, in these times, the Greatest; so that an enlightened curiosity leaving Kings and such like to rest very much on their own basis, turns more and more to the Philosophic Class: nevertheless, what reader expects that, with all our writing and reporting, Teufelsdrockh could be brought home to him, till once the Documents arrive? His Life, Fortunes, and Bodily Presence, are as yet hidden from us, or matter only of faint conjecture. But, on the other hand, does not his Soul lie enclosed in this remarkable Volume, much more truly than Pedro Garcia's did in the buried Bag of Doubloons? To the soul of Diogenes Teufelsdrockh, to his opinions, namely, on the "Origin and Influence of Clothes," we for the present gladly return.

In such an environment, social, domestic, and physical, Teufelsdrockh, at the time we met, and probably still does, live and think. Here, perched in his high Wahngasse watchtower, often alone and keeping an eye on the stars, the indomitable Inquirer fought all his battles against Boredom and Darkness; here, most likely, he wrote this surprising book on Clothes. We could share more details about his age, which you could only guess was a sort of middle range; about his long coat, the color and style of his trousers, and the shape of his broad-brimmed hat, and so on, but we won’t. In these times, the wisest are indeed the greatest; so, as enlightened curiosity shifts its focus from Kings and the like, it increasingly turns to the Philosophical Class. However, what reader expects that, despite all our writing and reporting, Teufelsdrockh could ever be fully known to him until the Documents arrive? His life, fortunes, and physical presence remain hidden from us, or are only a matter of faint guesswork. But on the other hand, doesn't his soul live within this remarkable book, much more genuinely than Pedro Garcia's did in the buried Bag of Doubloons? To the soul of Diogenes Teufelsdrockh, specifically his views on the "Origin and Influence of Clothes," we gladly return for now.





CHAPTER IV. CHARACTERISTICS.

It were a piece of vain flattery to pretend that this Work on Clothes entirely contents us; that it is not, like all works of genius, like the very Sun, which, though the highest published creation, or work of genius, has nevertheless black spots and troubled nebulosities amid its effulgence,—a mixture of insight, inspiration, with dulness, double-vision, and even utter blindness.

It would be pointless flattery to say that this work on clothes fully satisfies us; it is not, like all great works, like the very Sun, which, despite being the highest published creation or work of genius, still has black spots and troubled areas amid its brilliance—a mix of insight, inspiration, dullness, double vision, and even complete blindness.

Without committing ourselves to those enthusiastic praises and prophesyings of the Weissnichtwo'sche Anzeiger, we admitted that the Book had in a high degree excited us to self-activity, which is the best effect of any book; that it had even operated changes in our way of thought; nay, that it promised to prove, as it were, the opening of a new mine-shaft, wherein the whole world of Speculation might henceforth dig to unknown depths. More specially may it now be declared that Professor Teufelsdrockh's acquirements, patience of research, philosophic and even poetic vigor, are here made indisputably manifest; and unhappily no less his prolixity and tortuosity and manifold ineptitude; that, on the whole, as in opening new mine-shafts is not unreasonable, there is much rubbish in his Book, though likewise specimens of almost invaluable ore. A paramount popularity in England we cannot promise him. Apart from the choice of such a topic as Clothes, too often the manner of treating it betokens in the Author a rusticity and academic seclusion, unblamable, indeed inevitable in a German, but fatal to his success with our public.

Without getting caught up in the enthusiastic praise and predictions of the Weissnichtwo'sche Anzeiger, we acknowledged that the Book significantly inspired us to take action, which is the best impact any book can have; it even changed our way of thinking and seemed to open a new mine-shaft where the entire world of Speculation could now explore unknown depths. More specifically, we can now clearly see Professor Teufelsdrockh's knowledge, thorough research, and both philosophical and poetic energy; unfortunately, we also see his verbosity, complexity, and various shortcomings. Overall, while it’s not unreasonable to find a lot of junk when opening new mine-shafts, this Book contains some almost priceless gems as well. We cannot guarantee him widespread popularity in England. Besides the choice of such a topic as Clothes, which is often treated in a way that reveals the Author's rural and academic isolation—an understandable, though ultimately detrimental, trait for a German writer facing our audience.

Of good society Teufelsdrockh appears to have seen little, or has mostly forgotten what he saw. He speaks out with a strange plainness; calls many things by their mere dictionary names. To him the Upholsterer is no Pontiff, neither is any Drawing-room a Temple, were it never so begilt and overhung: "a whole immensity of Brussels carpets, and pier-glasses, and ormolu," as he himself expresses it, "cannot hide from me that such Drawing-room is simply a section of Infinite Space, where so many God-created Souls do for the time meet together." To Teufelsdrockh the highest Duchess is respectable, is venerable; but nowise for her pearl bracelets and Malines laces: in his eyes, the star of a Lord is little less and little more than the broad button of Birmingham spelter in a Clown's smock; "each is an implement," he says, "in its kind; a tag for hooking-together; and, for the rest, was dug from the earth, and hammered on a stithy before smith's fingers." Thus does the Professor look in men's faces with a strange impartiality, a strange scientific freedom; like a man unversed in the higher circles, like a man dropped thither from the Moon. Rightly considered, it is in this peculiarity, running through his whole system of thought, that all these shortcomings, over-shootings, and multiform perversities, take rise: if indeed they have not a second source, also natural enough, in his Transcendental Philosophies, and humor of looking at all Matter and Material things as Spirit; whereby truly his case were but the more hopeless, the more lamentable.

Teufelsdrockh seems to have had little experience with good society, or he has mostly forgotten what he did see. He speaks very plainly and refers to many things by their basic names. To him, the Upholsterer is no higher authority, and a Drawing-room is not a sacred place, no matter how lavishly decorated: "a whole sea of Brussels carpets, and mirrors, and gold trim," as he puts it, "cannot hide from me that such a Drawing-room is simply a part of Infinite Space, where so many God-created Souls happen to meet for a while." To Teufelsdrockh, even the highest Duchess is worthy of respect, but not because of her pearl bracelets and lace; in his eyes, a Lord's star is barely different from a big button on a clown's costume; "each is a tool," he says, "for its purpose; a tag for hooking-together; and, in the end, was pulled from the earth and shaped by a blacksmith." The Professor looks at people with a strange impartiality and a unique scientific perspective, like someone who is inexperienced in elite social circles, as if he dropped in from the Moon. When you think about it, it's this peculiarity in his entire way of thinking that causes all these shortcomings, misunderstandings, and various oddities; unless, of course, they also stem from his Transcendental Philosophies and his tendency to view all Matter and Material things as Spirit; in which case, his situation would be even more hopeless and tragic.

To the Thinkers of this nation, however, of which class it is firmly believed there are individuals yet extant, we can safely recommend the Work: nay, who knows but among the fashionable ranks too, if it be true, as Teufelsdrockh maintains, that "within the most starched cravat there passes a windpipe and weasand, and under the thickliest embroidered waistcoat beats a heart,"—the force of that rapt earnestness may be felt, and here and there an arrow of the soul pierce through? In our wild Seer, shaggy, unkempt, like a Baptist living on locusts and wild honey, there is an untutored energy, a silent, as it were unconscious, strength, which, except in the higher walks of Literature, must be rare. Many a deep glance, and often with unspeakable precision, has he cast into mysterious Nature, and the still more mysterious Life of Man. Wonderful it is with what cutting words, now and then, he severs asunder the confusion; sheers down, were it furlongs deep; into the true centre of the matter; and there not only hits the nail on the head, but with crushing force smites it home, and buries it.—On the other hand, let us be free to admit, he is the most unequal writer breathing. Often after some such feat, he will play truant for long pages, and go dawdling and dreaming, and mumbling and maundering the merest commonplaces, as if he were asleep with eyes open, which indeed he is.

To the thinkers of this nation, who we believe still exist, we can confidently recommend this work. Who knows, it might even reach some fashionable folks, if what Teufelsdrockh says is true: "within the most starched cravat there passes a windpipe and weasand, and under the thickest embroidered waistcoat beats a heart." The impact of that intense earnestness might resonate, and now and then, an arrow from the soul might break through. Our wild seer, unkempt and shaggy, like a Baptist surviving on locusts and wild honey, has a raw energy and a silent, almost unconscious, strength that must be rare outside the higher realms of literature. He has often cast deep, precise glances into the mysterious nature of things and the even more mysterious life of humans. It's remarkable how he can, at times, cut through confusion with sharp words; he digs down, sometimes deep, into the heart of the matter and not only nails it but drives it home with such force that it gets buried. On the other hand, let's be honest: he’s the most inconsistent writer around. Often, after such moments of insight, he'll drift for pages, wasting time, dreaming, and mumbling about the simplest things, as if he’s awake but actually asleep.

Of his boundless Learning, and how all reading and literature in most known tongues, from Sanchoniathon to Dr. Lingard, from your Oriental Shasters, and Talmuds, and Korans, with Cassini's Siamese fables, and Laplace's Mecanique Celeste, down to Robinson Crusoe and the Belfast Town and Country Almanack, are familiar to him,—we shall say nothing: for unexampled as it is with us, to the Germans such universality of study passes without wonder, as a thing commendable, indeed, but natural, indispensable, and there of course. A man that devotes his life to learning, shall he not be learned?

Of his vast knowledge and how he is familiar with a wide range of reading and literature in most known languages, from Sanchoniathon to Dr. Lingard, from the Eastern Shasters, and Talmuds, and Korans, to Cassini's Siamese fables and Laplace's Mecanique Celeste, all the way to Robinson Crusoe and the Belfast Town and Country Almanack, we won't say anything: for while it may be extraordinary to us, to the Germans such a wide breadth of study is regarded without surprise, as something admirable, yes, but natural, necessary, and expected. Can a man who dedicates his life to learning not be knowledgeable?

In respect of style our Author manifests the same genial capability, marred too often by the same rudeness, inequality, and apparent want of intercourse with the higher classes. Occasionally, as above hinted, we find consummate vigor, a true inspiration; his burning thoughts step forth in fit burning words, like so many full-formed Minervas, issuing amid flame and splendor from Jove's head; a rich, idiomatic diction, picturesque allusions, fiery poetic emphasis, or quaint tricksy turns; all the graces and terrors of a wild Imagination, wedded to the clearest Intellect, alternate in beautiful vicissitude. Were it not that sheer sleeping and soporific passages; circumlocutions, repetitions, touches even of pure doting jargon, so often intervene! On the whole, Professor Teufelsdrockh, is not a cultivated writer. Of his sentences perhaps not more than nine-tenths stand straight on their legs; the remainder are in quite angular attitudes, buttressed up by props (of parentheses and dashes), and ever with this or the other tagrag hanging from them; a few even sprawl out helplessly on all sides, quite broken-backed and dismembered. Nevertheless, in almost his very worst moods, there lies in him a singular attraction. A wild tone pervades the whole utterance of the man, like its keynote and regulator; now screwing itself aloft as into the Song of Spirits, or else the shrill mockery of Fiends; now sinking in cadences, not without melodious heartiness, though sometimes abrupt enough, into the common pitch, when we hear it only as a monotonous hum; of which hum the true character is extremely difficult to fix. Up to this hour we have never fully satisfied ourselves whether it is a tone and hum of real Humor, which we reckon among the very highest qualities of genius, or some echo of mere Insanity and Inanity, which doubtless ranks below the very lowest.

In terms of style, our author shows the same charming ability, often disrupted by rudeness, inconsistencies, and a lack of connection with the upper classes. Occasionally, as mentioned before, there’s immense strength and genuine inspiration; his passionate thoughts emerge in perfectly passionate words, like fully-formed Minervas springing forth in flame and glory from Jove's head; a rich, idiomatic style, vivid references, intense poetic emphasis, or playful twists; all the beauty and terror of a wild imagination paired with clear intellect alternate beautifully. If it weren’t for the overly sleepy and dull passages, the long-winded explanations, repetitions, and moments of pure silly jargon that frequently interrupt! Overall, Professor Teufelsdrockh is not a refined writer. Perhaps only about nine-tenths of his sentences stand firmly on their own; the rest are in awkward positions, supported by parentheses and dashes, often with one thing or another dangling from them; a few even flop around helplessly, completely broken and disjointed. Yet, even in his worst moments, there’s a unique charm to him. A wild tone runs through everything he says, serving as its key and guide; sometimes it soars high like the Song of Spirits, or turns into the sharp taunts of Fiends; sometimes it drops into rhythms that are heartfelt and melodic, even if they can be a bit abrupt, merging into a monotonous hum; but identifying the true character of that hum is extremely challenging. Until now, we’ve never fully concluded whether it is a tone and hum of genuine humor, which we consider one of the highest traits of genius, or just a reflection of insanity and nonsense, which definitely falls far below even the lowest.

Under a like difficulty, in spite even of our personal intercourse, do we still lie with regard to the Professor's moral feeling. Gleams of an ethereal love burst forth from him, soft wailings of infinite pity; he could clasp the whole Universe into his bosom, and keep it warm; it seems as if under that rude exterior there dwelt a very seraph. Then again he is so sly and still, so imperturbably saturnine; shows such indifference, malign coolness towards all that men strive after; and ever with some half-visible wrinkle of a bitter sardonic humor, if indeed it be not mere stolid callousness,—that you look on him almost with a shudder, as on some incarnate Mephistopheles, to whom this great terrestrial and celestial Round, after all, were but some huge foolish Whirligig, where kings and beggars, and angels and demons, and stars and street-sweepings, were chaotically whirled, in which only children could take interest. His look, as we mentioned, is probably the gravest ever seen: yet it is not of that cast-iron gravity frequent enough among our own Chancery suitors; but rather the gravity as of some silent, high-encircled mountain-pool, perhaps the crater of an extinct volcano; into whose black deeps you fear to gaze: those eyes, those lights that sparkle in it, may indeed be reflexes of the heavenly Stars, but perhaps also glances from the region of Nether Fire.

Even with our personal interactions, we still struggle to understand the Professor's moral emotions. Moments of pure love shine through him, soft cries of endless compassion; he seems capable of embracing the entire Universe and keeping it warm. Beneath that harsh exterior, there appears to be a true angel. But at the same time, he's so sly and quiet, with an unshakeable dark demeanor; he shows such indifference and coldness toward everything people pursue. There's always a hint of bitter sarcasm, or maybe it's just a stubborn numbness, making you look at him with a shiver, as if he were some embodiment of Mephistopheles, viewing this vast earthly and heavenly spectacle as merely a large, silly ride where kings, beggars, angels, demons, stars, and street sweepers are chaotically tossed around, only of interest to children. His expression, as we mentioned, might be the gravest ever seen; yet it's not the type of stony seriousness typical among our own legal clients, but rather the seriousness of a silent, high mountain pool, maybe the crater of an extinct volcano, into which you fear to look: those eyes, those glimmers that shine within it, might indeed reflect the heavenly stars, but perhaps they also offer glimpses from the realm of the Underworld.

Certainly a most involved, self-secluded, altogether enigmatic nature, this of Teufelsdrockh! Here, however, we gladly recall to mind that once we saw him laugh; once only, perhaps it was the first and last time in his life; but then such a peal of laughter, enough to have awakened the Seven Sleepers! It was of Jean Paul's doing: some single billow in that vast World-Mahlstrom of Humor, with its heaven-kissing coruscations, which is now, alas, all congealed in the frost of death! The large-bodied Poet and the small, both large enough in soul, sat talking miscellaneously together, the present Editor being privileged to listen; and now Paul, in his serious way, was giving one of those inimitable "Extra-Harangues;" and, as it chanced, On the Proposal for a Cast-metal King: gradually a light kindled in our Professor's eyes and face, a beaming, mantling, loveliest light; through those murky features, a radiant ever-young Apollo looked; and he burst forth like the neighing of all Tattersall's,—tears streaming down his cheeks, pipe held aloft, foot clutched into the air,—loud, long-continuing, uncontrollable; a laugh not of the face and diaphragm only, but of the whole man from head to heel. The present Editor, who laughed indeed, yet with measure, began to fear all was not right: however, Teufelsdrockh, composed himself, and sank into his old stillness; on his inscrutable countenance there was, if anything, a slight look of shame; and Richter himself could not rouse him again. Readers who have any tincture of Psychology know how much is to be inferred from this; and that no man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad. How much lies in Laughter: the cipher-key, wherewith we decipher the whole man! Some men wear an everlasting barren simper; in the smile of others lies a cold glitter as of ice: the fewest are able to laugh, what can be called laughing, but only sniff and titter and snigger from the throat outwards; or at best, produce some whiffling husky cachinnation, as if they were laughing through wool: of none such comes good. The man who cannot laugh is not only fit for treasons, stratagems, and spoils; but his whole life is already a treason and a stratagem.

Certainly a very complex, self-isolated, totally mysterious character, this Teufelsdrockh! Here, we happily remember that we once saw him laugh; perhaps just once, and it might have been the first and last time in his life; but it was such a burst of laughter, enough to wake the Seven Sleepers! It was thanks to Jean Paul: some single wave in that vast World-Maelstrom of Humor, with its sky-high sparkles, which is now, unfortunately, all frozen in the frost of death! The large-bodied Poet and the small, both rich in soul, sat chatting casually together, and the current Editor had the privilege to listen; and now Paul, in his serious way, was delivering one of those unique "Extra-Harangues;" and, as luck would have it, on the Proposal for a Cast-metal King: gradually a light sparked in our Professor's eyes and face, a shining, radiant, beautiful light; through those dark features, a youthful and radiant Apollo shone; and he erupted like the neighing of all Tattersall's—tears streaming down his cheeks, pipe raised high, foot kicking into the air—loud, prolonged, and uncontrollable; a laugh not just from the face and diaphragm, but from the whole person from head to toe. The current Editor, who indeed laughed, but with some restraint, began to worry that something was off: however, Teufelsdrockh collected himself and fell back into his usual quietness; on his unreadable face there was, if anything, a hint of shame; and even Richter couldn’t bring him back to that state. Readers with any grasp of Psychology know how much can be inferred from this; and that no man who has truly and wholeheartedly laughed can be completely hopeless. So much is held in Laughter: the cipher-key with which we decipher the whole person! Some men wear a constant, dull smirk; in the smile of others, there's a cold gleam like ice: the fewest can truly laugh, what could be called laughing, but only snort and chuckle and choke from the throat outwards; or at best, produce some feeble, husky noise, as though they were laughing through wool: nothing good comes from them. The man who cannot laugh is not only suited for treasons, secrets, and deceit; but his entire life is already a betrayal and a scheme.

Considered as an Author, Herr Teufelsdrockh has one scarcely pardonable fault, doubtless his worst: an almost total want of arrangement. In this remarkable Volume, it is true, his adherence to the mere course of Time produces, through the Narrative portions, a certain show of outward method; but of true logical method and sequence there is too little. Apart from its multifarious sections and subdivisions, the Work naturally falls into two Parts; a Historical-Descriptive, and a Philosophical-Speculative: but falls, unhappily, by no firm line of demarcation; in that labyrinthic combination, each Part overlaps, and indents, and indeed runs quite through the other. Many sections are of a debatable rubric, or even quite nondescript and unnamable; whereby the Book not only loses in accessibility, but too often distresses us like some mad banquet, wherein all courses had been confounded, and fish and flesh, soup and solid, oyster-sauce, lettuces, Rhine-wine and French mustard, were hurled into one huge tureen or trough, and the hungry Public invited to help itself. To bring what order we can out of this Chaos shall be part of our endeavor.

As an author, Herr Teufelsdrockh has one almost unforgivable flaw, probably his worst: a near-total lack of organization. In this remarkable book, it’s true that his adherence to the timeline gives the narrative a certain illusion of structure; however, there’s far too little true logical order and progression. Aside from its many sections and subdivisions, the work can naturally be divided into two parts: a Historical-Descriptive and a Philosophical-Speculative. Yet, unfortunately, there is no clear boundary between them; in this complicated mix, each part overlaps and blends into the other. Many sections are ambiguous or even completely unclassifiable; as a result, the book not only becomes less accessible but also often frustrates us like a chaotic feast where all the courses have been mixed up, throwing together fish and meat, soup and solids, oyster sauce, lettuce, Rhine wine, and French mustard into one massive bowl, inviting the hungry public to serve themselves. Part of our effort will be to bring some order out of this chaos.





CHAPTER V. THE WORLD IN CLOTHES.

"As Montesquieu wrote a Spirit of Laws," observes our Professor, "so could I write a Spirit of Clothes; thus, with an Esprit des Lois, properly an Esprit de Coutumes, we should have an Esprit de Costumes. For neither in tailoring nor in legislating does man proceed by mere Accident, but the hand is ever guided on by mysterious operations of the mind. In all his Modes, and habilatory endeavors, an Architectural Idea will be found lurking; his Body and the Cloth are the site and materials whereon and whereby his beautified edifice, of a Person, is to be built. Whether he flow gracefully out in folded mantles, based on light sandals; tower up in high headgear, from amid peaks, spangles and bell-girdles; swell out in starched ruffs, buckram stuffings, and monstrous tuberosities; or girth himself into separate sections, and front the world an Agglomeration of four limbs,—will depend on the nature of such Architectural Idea: whether Grecian, Gothic, Later Gothic, or altogether Modern, and Parisian or Anglo-Dandiacal. Again, what meaning lies in Color! From the soberest drab to the high-flaming scarlet, spiritual idiosyncrasies unfold themselves in choice of Color: if the Cut betoken Intellect and Talent, so does the Color betoken Temper and Heart. In all which, among nations as among individuals, there is an incessant, indubitable, though infinitely complex working of Cause and Effect: every snip of the Scissors has been regulated and prescribed by ever-active Influences, which doubtless to Intelligences of a superior order are neither invisible nor illegible.

"As Montesquieu wrote a Spirit of Laws," our Professor observes, "I could write a Spirit of Clothes; thus, with an Esprit des Lois, more accurately an Esprit de Coutumes, we should have an Esprit de Costumes. For neither in tailoring nor in creating laws does one operate by mere chance; instead, the hand is always guided by mysterious workings of the mind. In all his styles and clothing efforts, there will be an architectural idea lurking around; his body and the fabric are the site and materials through which his adorned persona is built. Whether he gracefully drapes in flowing robes and light sandals; towers in elaborate headgear amid peaks, sparkles, and bells; balloons in starched ruffs, stiff buckram, and oversized features; or sections himself off into parts, presenting the world with a collection of four limbs—will depend on the nature of that architectural idea: whether it's Grecian, Gothic, Late Gothic, or entirely Modern, Parisian or Anglo-Dandiacal. Additionally, what meaning lies in color! From the simplest drab to the most vibrant scarlet, personal tendencies reveal themselves in color choices: if the cut signifies intellect and talent, then color reveals temperament and spirit. Across nations, just like among individuals, there is a constant, undeniable, yet infinitely complex interplay of cause and effect: every snip of the scissors has been influenced and shaped by ever-active forces, which surely to superior minds are neither invisible nor illegible."

"For such superior Intelligences a Cause-and-Effect Philosophy of Clothes, as of Laws, were probably a comfortable winter-evening entertainment: nevertheless, for inferior Intelligences, like men, such Philosophies have always seemed to me uninstructive enough. Nay, what is your Montesquieu himself but a clever infant spelling Letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic Book, the lexicon of which lies in Eternity, in Heaven?—Let any Cause-and-Effect Philosopher explain, not why I wear such and such a Garment, obey such and such a Law; but even why I am here, to wear and obey anything!—Much, therefore, if not the whole, of that same Spirit of Clothes I shall suppress, as hypothetical, ineffectual, and even impertinent: naked Facts, and Deductions drawn therefrom in quite another than that omniscient style, are my humbler and proper province."

"For superior intelligences, a cause-and-effect philosophy of clothing, like laws, might be an enjoyable way to spend a winter evening. However, for lesser intelligences, like humans, such philosophies have always seemed rather unhelpful to me. In fact, what is Montesquieu himself but a clever child trying to decode letters from a hieroglyphic prophetic book, the dictionary of which exists in eternity, in heaven? Let any cause-and-effect philosopher explain not just why I wear certain garments or follow certain laws, but why I am even here to wear and obey anything! Therefore, much, if not all, of that same spirit of clothes I will disregard as hypothetical, ineffective, and even rude: raw facts and conclusions drawn from them in a much simpler way are my humble and rightful focus."

Acting on which prudent restriction, Teufelsdrockh, has nevertheless contrived to take in a well-nigh boundless extent of field; at least, the boundaries too often lie quite beyond our horizon. Selection being indispensable, we shall here glance over his First Part only in the most cursory manner. This First Part is, no doubt, distinguished by omnivorous learning, and utmost patience and fairness: at the same time, in its results and delineations, it is much more likely to interest the Compilers of some Library of General, Entertaining, Useful, or even Useless Knowledge than the miscellaneous readers of these pages. Was it this Part of the Book which Heuschrecke had in view, when he recommended us to that joint-stock vehicle of publication, "at present the glory of British Literature"? If so, the Library Editors are welcome to dig in it for their own behoof.

Acting on this wise restriction, Teufelsdrockh has managed to cover almost an unlimited range of topics; however, the boundaries often extend far beyond our view. Since selection is essential, we'll only briefly glance over his First Part. This First Part is definitely characterized by extensive learning and tremendous patience and fairness; at the same time, its outcomes and descriptions are much more likely to appeal to those compiling some Library of General, Entertaining, Useful, or even Useless Knowledge than to the casual readers of these pages. Was it this part of the Book that Heuschrecke had in mind when he pointed us to that joint-stock publication, "currently the pride of British Literature"? If so, the Library Editors are welcome to mine it for their own benefit.

To the First Chapter, which turns on Paradise and Fig-leaves, and leads us into interminable disquisitions of a mythological, metaphorical, cabalistico-sartorial and quite antediluvian cast, we shall content ourselves with giving an unconcerned approval. Still less have we to do with "Lilis, Adam's first wife, whom, according to the Talmudists, he had before Eve, and who bore him, in that wedlock, the whole progeny of aerial, aquatic, and terrestrial Devils,"—very needlessly, we think. On this portion of the Work, with its profound glances into the Adam-Kadmon, or Primeval Element, here strangely brought into relation with the Nifl and Muspel (Darkness and Light) of the antique North, it may be enough to say, that its correctness of deduction, and depth of Talmudic and Rabbinical lore have filled perhaps not the worst Hebraist in Britain with something like astonishment.

To the First Chapter, which focuses on Paradise and Fig-leaves, and takes us into endless discussions that are mythological, metaphorical, symbolic, and quite ancient, we'll just express our indifferent approval. Even less relevant is "Lilis, Adam's first wife, whom, according to the Talmudists, he married before Eve, and who bore him, in that union, the entire lineage of air, water, and land Spirits,"—unnecessarily, in our opinion. Regarding this part of the Work, with its deep insights into the Adam-Kadmon, or Primeval Element, oddly connected to the Nifl and Muspel (Darkness and Light) of ancient Norse mythology, it might suffice to say that its accuracy in deduction and depth of Talmudic and Rabbinical knowledge have left perhaps even the least skilled Hebraist in Britain somewhat astonished.

But, quitting this twilight region, Teufelsdrockh hastens from the Tower of Babel, to follow the dispersion of Mankind over the whole habitable and habilable globe. Walking by the light of Oriental, Pelasgic, Scandinavian, Egyptian, Otaheitean, Ancient and Modern researches of every conceivable kind, he strives to give us in compressed shape (as the Nurnbergers give an Orbis Pictus) an Orbis Vestitus; or view of the costumes of all mankind, in all countries, in all times. It is here that to the Antiquarian, to the Historian, we can triumphantly say: Fall to! Here is learning: an irregular Treasury, if you will; but inexhaustible as the Hoard of King Nibelung, which twelve wagons in twelve days, at the rate of three journeys a day, could not carry off. Sheepskin cloaks and wampum belts; phylacteries, stoles, albs; chlamydes, togas, Chinese silks, Afghaun shawls, trunk-hose, leather breeches, Celtic hilibegs (though breeches, as the name Gallia Braccata indicates, are the more ancient), Hussar cloaks, Vandyke tippets, ruffs, fardingales, are brought vividly before us,—even the Kilmarnock nightcap is not forgotten. For most part, too, we must admit that the Learning, heterogeneous as it is, and tumbled down quite pell-mell, is true concentrated and purified Learning, the drossy parts smelted out and thrown aside.

But leaving this ambiguous space, Teufelsdrockh quickly moves away from the Tower of Babel to trace the spread of humanity across the entire habitable and livable globe. Using the insights from Eastern, ancient Greek, Scandinavian, Egyptian, Tahitian, and both ancient and modern research of all kinds, he aims to present us with a compact view (like the Nurnbergers’ Orbis Pictus) of an Orbis Vestitus; or a look at the clothing of all people, in all countries and throughout history. Here, we can confidently say to the antiquarians and historians: Go ahead! Here is knowledge: an irregular treasury, if you will; yet it is as endless as King Nibelung’s hoard, which twelve wagons in twelve days, traveling three times a day, could not carry away. Sheepskin cloaks and wampum belts; phylacteries, stoles, albs; chlamydes, togas, Chinese silks, Afghan shawls, trunk hose, leather breeches, Celtic kilts (though the term Gallia Braccata suggests that breeches are the more ancient), Hussar cloaks, Vandyke tippets, ruffs, and farthingales are all vividly presented to us—even the Kilmarnock nightcap is remembered. For the most part, we must also acknowledge that the knowledge, although diverse and jumbled together, is true, concentrated, and refined knowledge, with the unnecessary parts melted away and discarded.

Philosophical reflections intervene, and sometimes touching pictures of human life. Of this sort the following has surprised us. The first purpose of Clothes, as our Professor imagines, was not warmth or decency, but ornament. "Miserable indeed," says he, "was the condition of the Aboriginal Savage, glaring fiercely from under his fleece of hair, which with the beard reached down to his loins, and hung round him like a matted cloak; the rest of his body sheeted in its thick natural fell. He loitered in the sunny glades of the forest, living on wild-fruits; or, as the ancient Caledonian, squatted himself in morasses, lurking for his bestial or human prey; without implements, without arms, save the ball of heavy Flint, to which, that his sole possession and defence might not be lost, he had attached a long cord of plaited thongs; thereby recovering as well as hurling it with deadly unerring skill. Nevertheless, the pains of Hunger and Revenge once satisfied, his next care was not Comfort but Decoration (Putz). Warmth he found in the toils of the chase; or amid dried leaves, in his hollow tree, in his bark shed, or natural grotto: but for Decoration he must have Clothes. Nay, among wild people, we find tattooing and painting even prior to Clothes. The first spiritual want of a barbarous man is Decoration, as indeed we still see among the barbarous classes in civilized countries.

Philosophical thoughts come into play, sometimes accompanied by moving images of human life. One example that has caught our attention is this: the primary purpose of clothes, according to our Professor, was not warmth or modesty, but decoration. "Truly," he states, "the situation of the Aboriginal Savage was quite pitiful, glaring intensely from beneath his thick hair, which along with his beard reached down to his waist and surrounded him like a tangled cloak, while the rest of his body was covered in its dense natural fur. He lounged in the sunny clearings of the forest, feasting on wild fruits; or, like the ancient Caledonian, he squatted in swamps, lurking for his animal or human prey, without tools or weapons, except for a heavy flint ball, which he had tied to a long cord made of braided thongs, allowing him to recover it as well as throw it with deadly precision. Yet, after satisfying the pains of hunger and revenge, his next concern was not comfort but decoration (Putz). He found warmth in the struggles of the hunt, or among dried leaves, in a hollow tree, in his bark hut, or in a natural cave: but for decoration, he needed clothes. In fact, among primitive peoples, we find tattooing and painting even before the use of clothes. The first spiritual need of a primitive man is decoration, as we still see among the less civilized groups in modern societies.

"Reader, the heaven-inspired melodious Singer; loftiest Serene Highness; nay thy own amber-locked, snow-and-rosebloom Maiden, worthy to glide sylph-like almost on air, whom thou lovest, worshippest as a divine Presence, which, indeed, symbolically taken, she is,—has descended, like thyself, from that same hair-mantled, flint-hurling Aboriginal Anthropophagus! Out of the eater cometh forth meat; out of the strong cometh forth sweetness. What changes are wrought, not by Time, yet in Time! For not Mankind only, but all that Mankind does or beholds, is in continual growth, re-genesis and self-perfecting vitality. Cast forth thy Act, thy Word, into the ever-living, ever-working Universe: it is a seed-grain that cannot die; unnoticed to-day (says one), it will be found flourishing as a Banyan-grove (perhaps, alas, as a Hemlock-forest!) after a thousand years.

"Reader, the heavenly-inspired singer; the highest serene presence; your own amber-haired maiden, who seems almost to float like a spirit in the air, and whom you love and worship as a divine being—because she truly is—has come down, just like you, from the same hairy, flint-throwing ancient ancestors! From the eater comes food; from the strong comes sweetness. What changes occur, not by Time alone, but within Time! For not just humanity, but everything that humanity does or sees, is in constant growth, rebirth, and self-improvement. Throw forth your deed, your word, into the endlessly living, constantly working Universe: it is a seed that cannot die; unnoticed today (as someone says), it will be found thriving like a banyan grove (or perhaps, sadly, like a hemlock forest) after a thousand years."

"He who first shortened the labor of Copyists by device of Movable Types was disbanding hired Armies, and cashiering most Kings and Senates, and creating a whole new Democratic world: he had invented the Art of Printing. The first ground handful of Nitre, Sulphur, and Charcoal drove Monk Schwartz's pestle through the ceiling: what will the last do? Achieve the final undisputed prostration of Force under Thought, of Animal courage under Spiritual. A simple invention it was in the old-world Grazier,—sick of lugging his slow Ox about the country till he got it bartered for corn or oil,—to take a piece of Leather, and thereon scratch or stamp the mere Figure of an Ox (or Pecus); put it in his pocket, and call it Pecunia, Money. Yet hereby did Barter grow Sale, the Leather Money is now Golden and Paper, and all miracles have been out-miracled: for there are Rothschilds and English National Debts; and whoso has sixpence is sovereign (to the length of sixpence) over all men; commands cooks to feed him, philosophers to teach him, kings to mount guard over him,—to the length of sixpence.—Clothes too, which began in foolishest love of Ornament, what have they not become! Increased Security and pleasurable Heat soon followed: but what of these? Shame, divine Shame (Schaam, Modesty), as yet a stranger to the Anthropophagous bosom, arose there mysteriously under Clothes; a mystic grove-encircled shrine for the Holy in man. Clothes gave us individuality, distinctions, social polity; Clothes have made Men of us; they are threatening to make Clothes-screens of us.

"He who first reduced the workload of copyists with the invention of Movable Types was dismantling hired armies, dismissing most kings and senates, and creating a whole new democratic world: he had invented the art of printing. The first handful of saltpeter, sulfur, and charcoal sent Monk Schwartz's pestle through the ceiling: what will the last do? Achieve the ultimate, unquestionable defeat of force under thought, of animal bravery under spiritual strength. It was a simple invention for the old-world grazier—tired of dragging his slow ox around until he could trade it for grain or oil—to take a piece of leather, scratch or stamp the simple image of an ox (or Pecus), tuck it in his pocket, and call it Pecunia, money. Yet this turned barter into sales, leather money has now transformed into gold and paper, and all miracles have been outdone: we have Rothschilds and national debts in England; and whoever has a sixpence is sovereign (to the value of sixpence) over all men; he can command cooks to feed him, philosophers to teach him, and kings to guard him—up to the value of sixpence. Clothing too, which started from a foolish love of ornament, what has it not become! Increased security and warmth soon followed: but what of these? Shame, divine shame (Schaam, modesty), still a stranger to the cannibal heart, mysteriously arose under clothing; a mystical, grove-enclosed shrine for the sacred in humanity. Clothing gave us individuality, distinctions, and social order; clothing has made men of us; they are threatening to turn us into mere clothing displays."

"But, on the whole," continues our eloquent Professor, "Man is a Tool-using Animal (Handthierendes Thier). Weak in himself, and of small stature, he stands on a basis, at most for the flattest-soled, of some half-square foot, insecurely enough; has to straddle out his legs, lest the very wind supplant him. Feeblest of bipeds! Three quintals are a crushing load for him; the steer of the meadow tosses him aloft, like a waste rag. Nevertheless he can use Tools; can devise Tools: with these the granite mountain melts into light dust before him; he kneads glowing iron, as if it were soft paste; seas are his smooth highway, winds and fire his unwearying steeds. Nowhere do you find him without Tools; without Tools he is nothing, with Tools he is all."

"But overall," continues our eloquent Professor, "Man is a Tool-using Animal (Handthierendes Thier). Weak on his own and of small stature, he stands on a base, at most for the flattest-soled, of about half a square foot, unsteadily enough; he has to stretch out his legs to avoid being knocked over by the wind. The feeblest of bipeds! Three hundred pounds is an overwhelming burden for him; a bull in the field can toss him around like a rag doll. Yet, he can use Tools; he can invent Tools: with them, the granite mountain turns to fine dust before him; he shapes glowing iron as if it were soft dough; the seas are his smooth highway, and winds and fire are his tireless steeds. You will never find him without Tools; without Tools, he is nothing; with Tools, he is everything."

Here may we not, for a moment, interrupt the stream of Oratory with a remark, that this Definition of the Tool-using Animal appears to us, of all that Animal-sort, considerably the precisest and best? Man is called a Laughing Animal: but do not the apes also laugh, or attempt to do it; and is the manliest man the greatest and oftenest laugher? Teufelsdrockh himself, as we said, laughed only once. Still less do we make of that other French Definition of the Cooking Animal; which, indeed, for rigorous scientific purposes, is as good as useless. Can a Tartar be said to cook, when he only readies his steak by riding on it? Again, what Cookery does the Greenlander use, beyond stowing up his whale-blubber, as a marmot, in the like case, might do? Or how would Monsieur Ude prosper among those Orinoco Indians who, according to Humboldt, lodge in crow-nests, on the branches of trees; and, for half the year, have no victuals but pipe-clay, the whole country being under water? But, on the other hand, show us the human being, of any period or climate, without his Tools: those very Caledonians, as we saw, had their Flint-ball, and Thong to it, such as no brute has or can have.

Here, for a moment, let’s pause the discussion to note that this definition of the Tool-using Animal seems to us to be the most accurate and best of all the animal categories. Humans are called Laughing Animals, but don’t apes also laugh or try to? Is the manliest man really the one who laughs the most? Teufelsdrockh himself, as we mentioned, only laughed once. We also find the French definition of the Cooking Animal to be even less effective; in fact, it's pretty much useless for strict scientific purposes. Can we really say a Tartar cooks when he just prepares his steak by riding on it? What kind of cooking does a Greenlander do, aside from storing his whale blubber, similar to how a marmot might? And how would Monsieur Ude fare among those Orinoco Indians, who, according to Humboldt, live in nests in trees and have no food other than pipe-clay for half the year when the area is flooded? Yet, on the flip side, show us any human, from any time or place, without tools. Those very Caledonians, as we noted, had their Flint-ball and Thong, something no animal has or can possess.

"Man is a Tool-using Animal," concludes Teufelsdrockh, in his abrupt way; "of which truth Clothes are but one example: and surely if we consider the interval between the first wooden Dibble fashioned by man, and those Liverpool Steam-carriages, or the British House of Commons, we shall note what progress he has made. He digs up certain black stones from the bosom of the earth, and says to them, Transport me and this luggage at the rate of file-and-thirty miles an hour; and they do it: he collects, apparently by lot, six hundred and fifty-eight miscellaneous individuals, and says to them, Make this nation toil for us, bleed for us, hunger and, sorrow and sin for us; and they do it."

"Humans are tool-using animals," concludes Teufelsdrockh, in his blunt style; "and clothes are just one example of this truth. If we look at the gap between the first wooden dibble made by humans and the Liverpool steam carriages or the British House of Commons, we can see how far we've come. He digs up certain black stones from deep within the earth and says to them, Carry me and my stuff at thirty-five miles an hour; and they do it. He gathers, seemingly by chance, six hundred and fifty-eight random people and tells them, Make this nation work for us, suffer for us, starve and grieve and sin for us; and they do it."





CHAPTER VI. APRONS.

One of the most unsatisfactory Sections in the whole Volume is that on Aprons. What though stout old Gao, the Persian Blacksmith, "whose Apron, now indeed hidden under jewels, because raised in revolt which proved successful, is still the royal standard of that country;" what though John Knox's Daughter, "who threatened Sovereign Majesty that she would catch her husband's head in her Apron, rather than he should lie and be a bishop;" what though the Landgravine Elizabeth, with many other Apron worthies,—figure here? An idle wire-drawing spirit, sometimes even a tone of levity, approaching to conventional satire, is too clearly discernible. What, for example, are we to make of such sentences as the following?

One of the least satisfying sections in the entire volume is the one about Aprons. What if the sturdy old Gao, the Persian blacksmith, "whose apron, now covered in jewels because he led a successful revolt, is still the royal emblem of that country?" What if John Knox's daughter, "who warned the Sovereign that she would catch her husband's head in her apron, rather than let him lie and be a bishop?" What if the Landgravine Elizabeth, along with many other notable figures associated with aprons, are mentioned here? An aimless, drawn-out discussion, sometimes even with a tone of lightheartedness that borders on conventional satire, is too apparent. What, for instance, are we supposed to think of sentences like the following?

"Aprons are Defences; against injury to cleanliness, to safety, to modesty, sometimes to roguery. From the thin slip of notched silk (as it were, the emblem and beatified ghost of an Apron), which some highest-bred housewife, sitting at Nurnberg Work-boxes and Toy-boxes, has gracefully fastened on; to the thick-tanned hide, girt round him with thongs, wherein the Builder builds, and at evening sticks his trowel; or to those jingling sheet-iron Aprons, wherein your otherwise half-naked Vulcans hammer and smelt in their smelt-furnace,—is there not range enough in the fashion and uses of this Vestment? How much has been concealed, how much has been defended in Aprons! Nay, rightly considered, what is your whole Military and Police Establishment, charged at uncalculated millions, but a huge scarlet-colored, iron-fastened Apron, wherein Society works (uneasily enough); guarding itself from some soil and stithy-sparks, in this Devil's-smithy (Teufels-schmiede) of a world? But of all Aprons the most puzzling to me hitherto has been the Episcopal or Cassock. Wherein consists the usefulness of this Apron? The Overseer (Episcopus) of Souls, I notice, has tucked in the corner of it, as if his day's work were done: what does he shadow forth thereby?" &c. &c.

"Aprons are protective barriers against dirt, safety hazards, modesty, and sometimes even mischief. From the delicate piece of notched silk, representing the refined spirit of an apron, worn by an upper-class housewife sitting at Nuremberg workboxes and toy boxes, to the thick leather worn by builders who wear it while working and hang it up at the end of the day; or those clanging metal aprons that half-naked blacksmiths use while forging in their furnaces—aren't there enough styles and purposes for this garment? So much has been hidden, so much has been protected by aprons! In fact, if you think about it, what is your entire military and police force, costing uncounted millions, but a large red, iron-clad apron that society wears (not too comfortably) to shield itself from dirt and sparks in this hellish forge of a world? But of all the aprons, the one that has puzzled me the most is the episcopal or cassock apron. What is the practical use of this garment? I notice the Overseer of Souls has tucked in a corner as if his day is over: what does that signify?" &c. &c.

Or again, has it often been the lot of our readers to read such stuff as we shall now quote?

Or has it often been the case that our readers have come across writing like what we are about to quote?

"I consider those printed Paper Aprons, worn by the Parisian Cooks, as a new vent, though a slight one, for Typography; therefore as an encouragement to modern Literature, and deserving of approval: nor is it without satisfaction that I hear of a celebrated London Firm having in view to introduce the same fashion, with important extensions, in England."—We who are on the spot hear of no such thing; and indeed have reason to be thankful that hitherto there are other vents for our Literature, exuberant as it is.—Teufelsdrockh continues: "If such supply of printed Paper should rise so far as to choke up the highways and public thoroughfares, new means must of necessity be had recourse to. In a world existing by Industry, we grudge to employ fire as a destroying element, and not as a creating one. However, Heaven is omnipotent, and will find us an outlet. In the mean while, is it not beautiful to see five million quintals of Rags picked annually from the Laystall; and annually, after being macerated, hot-pressed, printed on, and sold,—returned thither; filling so many hungry mouths by the way? Thus is the Laystall, especially with its Rags or Clothes-rubbish, the grand Electric Battery, and Fountain-of-motion, from which and to which the Social Activities (like vitreous and resinous Electricities) circulate, in larger or smaller circles, through the mighty, billowy, storm-tost chaos of Life, which they keep alive!"—Such passages fill us, who love the man, and partly esteem him, with a very mixed feeling.

"I see those printed paper aprons that Parisian cooks wear as a new, albeit minor, way to showcase typography. It’s a sign of encouragement for modern literature and definitely deserves recognition. It's also satisfying to hear that a well-known London firm plans to introduce the same trend, with significant enhancements, in England."—However, those of us who are here haven't heard of anything like that, and we should be grateful that, so far, there are other outlets for our literature, as vibrant as it is.—Teufelsdrockh continues: "If the supply of printed paper rises to the point where it clogs our highways and public paths, we will need to find new ways to address it. In a world driven by industry, we’re hesitant to use fire as a force for destruction instead of creation. However, divine power is all-encompassing and will provide us with a solution. In the meantime, isn’t it wonderful to see five million quintals of rags being picked up from the laystall every year? After being processed, printed, and sold, they eventually return there, feeding so many people along the way? Thus, the laystall, particularly with its rags or clothing waste, acts like a grand electric battery and fountain of movement, from which and to which social activities (like electrical currents) flow in larger or smaller circles, through the chaotic waves of life that they keep energized!"—Such passages give us, who appreciate the man and partly respect him, a very mixed feeling.

Farther down we meet with this: "The Journalists are now the true Kings and Clergy: henceforth Historians, unless they are fools, must write not of Bourbon Dynasties, and Tudors and Hapsburgs; but of Stamped Broad-sheet Dynasties, and quite new successive Names, according as this or the other Able Editor, or Combination of Able Editors, gains the world's ear. Of the British Newspaper Press, perhaps the most important of all, and wonderful enough in its secret constitution and procedure, a valuable descriptive History already exists, in that language, under the title of Satan's Invisible World Displayed; which, however, by search in all the Weissnichtwo Libraries, I have not yet succeeded in procuring (vermochte night aufzutreiben)."

Further along, we encounter this: "Journalists are now the real Kings and Clergy: from now on, Historians, unless they are foolish, must write not about Bourbon Dynasties, Tudors, and Hapsburgs; but about Stamped Broadsheet Dynasties, and entirely new successive Names, depending on which Able Editor or group of Able Editors catches the world's attention. Of the British Newspaper Press, perhaps the most significant of all, and remarkably unique in its hidden structure and workings, there is already a valuable descriptive History available in that language, titled Satan's Invisible World Displayed; which, however, I have not yet managed to obtain through searching all the Weissnichtwo Libraries (vermochte night aufzutreiben)."

Thus does the good Homer not only nod, but snore. Thus does Teufelsdrockh, wandering in regions where he had little business, confound the old authentic Presbyterian Witchfinder with a new, spurious, imaginary Historian of the Brittische Journalistik; and so stumble on perhaps the most egregious blunder in Modern Literature!

Thus does the great Homer not only doze off but also snore. Thus does Teufelsdrockh, wandering in places where he has no business being, confuse the old, genuine Presbyterian Witchfinder with a new, fake, imaginary Historian of the Brittische Journalistik; and in doing so, he stumbles upon what might be the biggest mistake in Modern Literature!





CHAPTER VII. MISCELLANEOUS-HISTORICAL.

Happier is our Professor, and more purely scientific and historic, when he reaches the Middle Ages in Europe, and down to the end of the Seventeenth Century; the true era of extravagance in Costume. It is here that the Antiquary and Student of Modes comes upon his richest harvest. Fantastic garbs, beggaring all fancy of a Teniers or a Callot, succeed each other, like monster devouring monster in a Dream. The whole too in brief authentic strokes, and touched not seldom with that breath of genius which makes even old raiment live. Indeed, so learned, precise, graphical, and every way interesting have we found these Chapters, that it may be thrown out as a pertinent question for parties concerned, Whether or not a good English Translation thereof might henceforth be profitably incorporated with Mr. Merrick's valuable Work On Ancient Armor? Take, by way of example, the following sketch; as authority for which Paulinus's Zeitkurzende Lust (ii. 678) is, with seeming confidence, referred to:

Our Professor is happier, and more purely focused on science and history, when he explores the Middle Ages in Europe, all the way to the end of the Seventeenth Century—the true period of extravagant fashion. It's here that the Antiquarian and Fashion Student finds their richest insights. Eccentric outfits, surpassing the imagination of a Teniers or a Callot, come one after another, like monsters devouring each other in a dream. The entire portrayal is presented in concise, authentic strokes, often infused with that spark of genius that brings even old garments to life. In fact, these Chapters have proven to be so knowledgeable, precise, vivid, and engaging that it raises an interesting question for those involved: Should a good English translation of them be added to Mr. Merrick's valuable Work On Ancient Armor? For instance, consider the following sketch; as evidence for this, Paulinus's Zeitkurzende Lust (ii. 678) is confidently cited:

"Did we behold the German fashionable dress of the Fifteenth Century, we might smile; as perhaps those bygone Germans, were they to rise again, and see our haberdashery, would cross themselves, and invoke the Virgin. But happily no bygone German, or man, rises again; thus the Present is not needlessly trammelled with the Past; and only grows out of it, like a Tree, whose roots are not intertangled with its branches, but lie peaceably underground. Nay it is very mournful, yet not useless, to see and know, how the Greatest and Dearest, in a short while, would find his place quite filled up here, and no room for him; the very Napoleon, the very Byron, in some seven years, has become obsolete, and were now a foreigner to his Europe. Thus is the Law of Progress secured; and in Clothes, as in all other external things whatsoever, no fashion will continue.

If we looked at the fashionable German clothing from the Fifteenth Century, we might chuckle; just as those long-gone Germans, if they were to come back and see our fashion today, would likely cross themselves and call on the Virgin. But fortunately, no one from the past returns; thus, the Present isn't unnecessarily held back by the Past but rather grows from it, like a tree whose roots are not tangled with its branches but instead lie peacefully underground. It is indeed quite sad, yet not without purpose, to realize how the Greatest and Dearest would soon find his place completely taken here, leaving no space for him; figures like Napoleon and Byron, in just seven years, have become irrelevant and would now feel like strangers in their own Europe. This is how the Law of Progress is maintained; in clothing, as in everything else, no trend lasts forever.

"Of the military classes in those old times, whose buff-belts, complicated chains and gorgets, huge churn-boots, and other riding and fighting gear have been bepainted in modern Romance, till the whole has acquired somewhat of a sign-post character,—I shall here say nothing: the civil and pacific classes, less touched upon, are wonderful enough for us.

"Of the military classes in those old times, whose buff belts, complicated chains and gorgets, huge churn boots, and other riding and fighting gear have been depicted in modern Romance, until the whole has taken on a somewhat sign-post character—I won’t say anything about them here: the civil and peaceful classes, less discussed, are interesting enough for us."

"Rich men, I find, have Teusinke [a perhaps untranslatable article]; also a silver girdle, whereat hang little bells; so that when a man walks, it is with continual jingling. Some few, of musical turn, have a whole chime of bells (Glockenspiel) fastened there; which, especially in sudden whirls, and the other accidents of walking, has a grateful effect. Observe too how fond they are of peaks, and Gothic-arch intersections. The male world wears peaked caps, an ell long, which hang bobbing over the side (schief): their shoes are peaked in front, also to the length of an ell, and laced on the side with tags; even the wooden shoes have their ell-long noses: some also clap bells on the peak. Further, according to my authority, the men have breeches without seat (ohne Gesass): these they fasten peakwise to their shirts; and the long round doublet must overlap them.

"Rich men, I’ve noticed, have Teusinke [a possibly untranslatable item]; they also wear a silver belt, from which little bells hang, so that when a man walks, there's a constant jingling sound. A few, with a musical flair, have a whole set of bells (Glockenspiel) attached; which, especially during sudden movements and the various ups and downs of walking, creates a pleasant effect. Also, pay attention to how much they love peaks and Gothic-arch intersections. Men wear peaked hats that are about an ell long, which dangle over the side (schief): their shoes are pointed at the front, also about an ell long, and they lace them on the side with tags; even the wooden shoes have long, pointed fronts: some even attach bells to the peak. Additionally, according to my source, the men wear pants without a seat (ohne Gesass): these they attach peakwise to their shirts; and the long round doublet must overlap them."

"Rich maidens, again, flit abroad in gowns scolloped out behind and before, so that back and breast are almost bare. Wives of quality, on the other hand, have train-gowns four or five ells in length; which trains there are boys to carry. Brave Cleopatras, sailing in their silk-cloth Galley, with a Cupid for steersman! Consider their welts, a handbreadth thick, which waver round them by way of hem; the long flood of silver buttons, or rather silver shells, from throat to shoe, wherewith these same welt-gowns are buttoned. The maidens have bound silver snoods about their hair, with gold spangles, and pendent flames (Flammen), that is, sparkling hair-drops: but of their mother's head-gear who shall speak? Neither in love of grace is comfort forgotten. In winter weather you behold the whole fair creation (that can afford it) in long mantles, with skirts wide below, and, for hem, not one but two sufficient hand-broad welts; all ending atop in a thick well-starched Ruff, some twenty inches broad: these are their Ruff-mantles (Kragenmantel).

"Rich young women, again, flit around in gowns that are cut low in the front and back, leaving their backs and chests almost bare. Wives of high status, on the other hand, wear train gowns that are four or five yards long, with boys to carry the trains. Bold Cleopatras, sailing in their silk-cloth galleys, with a Cupid as the steersman! Look at their hems, a hand’s breadth thick, swaying around them; the long line of silver buttons, or rather silver shells, running from neck to shoe, fastening these elegant gowns. The maidens have silver snoods in their hair, adorned with gold sparkles and dangling flames—sparkling hair ornaments. But who will speak of their mothers' headgear? And in their love of style, comfort is not overlooked. In winter weather, you see the entire beautiful crowd (those who can afford it) in long cloaks with wide skirts and, for hems, not just one but two hand-breadth wide edges; all finished off with a thick, well-starched ruff about twenty inches wide: these are their ruff cloaks."

"As yet among the womankind hoop-petticoats are not; but the men have doublets of fustian, under which lie multiple ruffs of cloth, pasted together with batter (mit Teig zusammengekleistert), which create protuberance enough. Thus do the two sexes vie with each other in the art of Decoration; and as usual the stronger carries it."

"At this time, women aren't wearing hoop skirts; instead, men have fustian doublets, underneath which are layered ruffs made of cloth, glued together with batter (mit Teig zusammengekleistert), creating quite a bulge. This way, both genders compete in the art of decoration, and as usual, the stronger one wins."

Our Professor, whether he have humor himself or not, manifests a certain feeling of the Ludicrous, a sly observance of it which, could emotion of any kind be confidently predicated of so still a man, we might call a real love. None of those bell-girdles, bushel-breeches, counted shoes, or other the like phenomena, of which the History of Dress offers so many, escape him: more especially the mischances, or striking adventures, incident to the wearers of such, are noticed with due fidelity. Sir Walter Raleigh's fine mantle, which he spread in the mud under Queen Elizabeth's feet, appears to provoke little enthusiasm in him; he merely asks, Whether at that period the Maiden Queen "was red-painted on the nose, and white-painted on the cheeks, as her tire-women, when from spleen and wrinkles she would no longer look in any glass, were wont to serve her"? We can answer that Sir Walter knew well what he was doing, and had the Maiden Queen been stuffed parchment dyed in verdigris, would have done the same.

Our professor, whether he has a sense of humor or not, shows a particular appreciation for the ridiculous, a sly awareness of it that, if we could confidently ascribe any kind of emotion to such a reserved man, we might call genuine affection. None of those bizarre outfits, like bell-bottoms, oversized trousers, quirky shoes, or similar items that the History of Dress showcases so abundantly, escape his notice. He especially pays attention to the mishaps or dramatic events that happen to the wearers of such clothing. Sir Walter Raleigh's fine cloak, which he laid on the ground for Queen Elizabeth to walk over, seems to get little excitement from him; he simply asks whether, at that time, the Virgin Queen "was wearing red paint on her nose and white paint on her cheeks, as her ladies-in-waiting would apply when she refused to look in any mirror due to her unhappiness with her wrinkles." We can confidently say that Sir Walter knew what he was doing, and had the Virgin Queen been a stuffed parchment dyed in green, he would have done the same.

Thus too, treating of those enormous habiliments, that were not only slashed and gallooned, but artificially swollen out on the broader parts of the body, by introduction of Bran,—our Professor fails not to comment on that luckless Courtier, who having seated himself on a chair with some projecting nail on it, and therefrom rising, to pay his devoir on the entrance of Majesty, instantaneously emitted several pecks of dry wheat-dust: and stood there diminished to a spindle, his galloons and slashes dangling sorrowful and flabby round him. Whereupon the Professor publishes this reflection:—

Thus, when discussing those huge garments that were not only slashed and embellished but also artificially puffed out around the wider areas of the body with the addition of bran, our Professor doesn't miss the chance to mention that unfortunate courtier who, after sitting down on a chair with a protruding nail, got up to pay his respects upon the entrance of royalty and immediately released several puffs of dry wheat dust. He then stood there looking deflated, his embellishments and slashes hanging sadly and limply around him. The Professor then shares this reflection:—

"By what strange chances do we live in History? Erostratus by a torch; Milo by a bullock; Henry Darnley, an unfledged booby and bustard, by his limbs; most Kings and Queens by being born under such and such a bed-tester; Boileau Despreaux (according to Helvetius) by the peck of a turkey; and this ill-starred individual by a rent in his breeches,—for no Memoirist of Kaiser Otto's Court omits him. Vain was the prayer of Themistocles for a talent of Forgetting: my Friends, yield cheerfully to Destiny, and read since it is written."—Has Teufelsdrockh, to be put in mind that, nearly related to the impossible talent of Forgetting, stands that talent of Silence, which even travelling Englishmen manifest?

"By what strange twists of fate do we live in History? Erostratus with a torch; Milo with a bull; Henry Darnley, a clueless fool, through his own actions; most Kings and Queens born under certain conditions; Boileau Despreaux (according to Helvetius) by a turkey's peck; and this unfortunate person by a tear in his pants—because no biographer of Kaiser Otto's Court leaves him out. Themistocles' plea for a talent of Forgetting was in vain: my friends, accept your fate and read since it is written."—Has Teufelsdrockh to be reminded that closely related to the impossible talent of Forgetting is the talent of Silence, which even traveling Englishmen display?

"The simplest costume," observes our Professor, "which I anywhere find alluded to in History, is that used as regimental, by Bolivar's Cavalry, in the late Colombian wars. A square Blanket, twelve feet in diagonal, is provided (some were wont to cut off the corners, and make it circular): in the centre a slit is effected eighteen inches long; through this the mother-naked Trooper introduces his head and neck; and so rides shielded from all weather, and in battle from many strokes (for he rolls it about his left arm); and not only dressed, but harnessed and draperied."

"The simplest costume," our Professor notes, "that I’ve come across in history is the one used by Bolivar's Cavalry during the late Colombian wars. A square blanket, twelve feet diagonally, is used (some people used to cut the corners off to make it circular): it has a slit in the center that’s eighteen inches long; through this, the completely naked soldier puts his head and neck. This way, he’s protected from the weather and can deflect many blows in battle (since he wraps it around his left arm); thus, he is not only dressed but also equipped and draped."

With which picture of a State of Nature, affecting by its singularity, and Old-Roman contempt of the superfluous, we shall quit this part of our subject.

With this unique depiction of a State of Nature, influenced by its distinctiveness and the old Roman disdain for excess, we will move on from this part of our discussion.





CHAPTER VIII. THE WORLD OUT OF CLOTHES.

If in the Descriptive-Historical portion of this Volume, Teufelsdrockh, discussing merely the Werden (Origin and successive Improvement) of Clothes, has astonished many a reader, much more will he in the Speculative-Philosophical portion, which treats of their Wirken, or Influences. It is here that the present Editor first feels the pressure of his task; for here properly the higher and new Philosophy of Clothes commences: all untried, almost inconceivable region, or chaos; in venturing upon which, how difficult, yet how unspeakably important is it to know what course, of survey and conquest, is the true one; where the footing is firm substance and will bear us, where it is hollow, or mere cloud, and may engulf us! Teufelsdrockh undertakes no less than to expound the moral, political, even religious Influences of Clothes; he undertakes to make manifest, in its thousand-fold bearings, this grand Proposition, that Man's earthly interests "are all hooked and buttoned together, and held up, by Clothes." He says in so many words, "Society is founded upon Cloth;" and again, "Society sails through the Infinitude on Cloth, as on a Faust's Mantle, or rather like the Sheet of clean and unclean beasts in the Apostle's Dream; and without such Sheet or Mantle, would sink to endless depths, or mount to inane limbos, and in either case be no more."

If in the Descriptive-Historical part of this Volume, Teufelsdrockh, discussing the Werden (Origin and successive Improvement) of Clothes, has amazed many readers, he'll surprise them even more in the Speculative-Philosophical section, which focuses on their Wirken, or Influences. This is where the current Editor first feels the weight of his task; for here the higher and new Philosophy of Clothes truly begins: an uncharted, almost unimaginable territory, or chaos; in exploring which, it’s incredibly challenging yet profoundly important to understand what path, of exploration and achievement, is the right one; where the ground is solid and can support us, and where it’s unstable or just an illusion, and might swallow us! Teufelsdrockh takes on the challenge of explaining the moral, political, and even religious Influences of Clothes; he aims to reveal, in its many aspects, this significant Proposition that Man's earthly interests "are all hooked and buttoned together, and held up, by Clothes." He states plainly, "Society is founded upon Cloth;" and again, "Society sails through the Infinite on Cloth, like Faust's Mantle, or rather like the Sheet of clean and unclean animals in the Apostle's Dream; and without such Sheet or Mantle, would sink to endless depths, or rise to empty voids, and in either case cease to exist."

By what chains, or indeed infinitely complected tissues, of Meditation this grand Theorem is here unfolded, and innumerable practical Corollaries are drawn therefrom, it were perhaps a mad ambition to attempt exhibiting. Our Professor's method is not, in any case, that of common school Logic, where the truths all stand in a row, each holding by the skirts of the other; but at best that of practical Reason' proceeding by large Intuition over whole systematic groups and kingdoms; whereby, we might say, a noble complexity, almost like that of Nature, reigns in his Philosophy, or spiritual Picture of Nature: a mighty maze, yet, as faith whispers, not without a plan. Nay we complained above, that a certain ignoble complexity, what we must call mere confusion, was also discernible. Often, also, we have to exclaim: Would to Heaven those same Biographical Documents were come! For it seems as if the demonstration lay much in the Author's individuality; as if it were not Argument that had taught him, but Experience. At present it is only in local glimpses, and by significant fragments, picked often at wide-enough intervals from the original Volume, and carefully collated, that we can hope to impart some outline or foreshadow of this Doctrine. Readers of any intelligence are once more invited to favor us with their most concentrated attention: let these, after intense consideration, and not till then, pronounce, Whether on the utmost verge of our actual horizon there is not a looming as of Land; a promise of new Fortunate Islands, perhaps whole undiscovered Americas, for such as have canvas to sail thither?—As exordium to the whole, stand here the following long citation:—

By what chains, or indeed infinitely complicated layers, of thought this grand theory is revealed, and countless practical conclusions are drawn from it, it might be a bit crazy to try to explain. Our professor's approach is not, in any case, like ordinary school logic, where truths line up neatly, each one depending on the other; rather, it’s more like practical reasoning that relies on broad intuition across entire systematic groups and realms. We could say that a beautiful complexity, almost reminiscent of Nature, reigns in his philosophy, or spiritual representation of Nature: a vast maze, yet, as faith suggests, not without a design. Indeed, we remarked earlier that a certain unworthy complexity, which we must call mere confusion, was also noticeable. Often, we find ourselves wishing: Would to Heaven those same biographical documents would surface! Because it seems as if the proof lies a lot in the author’s individuality; as if it wasn’t theory that taught him, but experience. Right now, we can only hope to provide some outline or hint of this doctrine through local glimpses and significant fragments, often drawn from far enough apart in the original volume and carefully compiled. Readers of any insight are once again invited to give us their full attention: let them, after deep consideration, and not until then, declare whether at the farthest edge of our current view there isn't the suggestion of land; a promise of new prosperous islands, perhaps entire undiscovered Americas, for those equipped to sail there?—As an introduction to all of this, here is the following long quote:—

"With men of a speculative turn," writes Teufelsdrockh, "there come seasons, meditative, sweet, yet awful hours, when in wonder and fear you ask yourself that unanswerable question: Who am I; the thing that can say 'I' (das Wesen das sich ICH nennt)? The world, with its loud trafficking, retires into the distance; and, through the paper-hangings, and stonewalls, and thick-plied tissues of Commerce and Polity, and all the living and lifeless integuments (of Society and a Body), wherewith your Existence sits surrounded,—the sight reaches forth into the void Deep, and you are alone with the Universe, and silently commune with it, as one mysterious Presence with another.

"With people who are inclined to think deeply," writes Teufelsdrockh, "there come moments, reflective, sweet, yet terrifying hours, when in wonder and fear you find yourself asking that unanswerable question: Who am I, the one who can say 'I' (das Wesen das sich ICH nennt)? The world, with its noisy hustle and bustle, fades into the background; and, through the wallpaper, stone walls, and the tangled layers of Commerce and Politics, along with all the living and non-living parts (of Society and a Body), that surround your Existence,—your gaze extends into the vast emptiness, and you are alone with the Universe, quietly connecting with it, as one mysterious Presence with another."

"Who am I; what is this ME? A Voice, a Motion, an Appearance;—some embodied, visualized Idea in the Eternal Mind? Cogito, ergo sum. Alas, poor Cogitator, this takes us but a little way. Sure enough, I am; and lately was not: but Whence? How? Whereto? The answer lies around, written in all colors and motions, uttered in all tones of jubilee and wail, in thousand-figured, thousand-voiced, harmonious Nature: but where is the cunning eye and ear to whom that God-written Apocalypse will yield articulate meaning? We sit as in a boundless Phantasmagoria and Dream-grotto; boundless, for the faintest star, the remotest century, lies not even nearer the verge thereof: sounds and many-colored visions flit round our sense; but Him, the Unslumbering, whose work both Dream and Dreamer are, we see not; except in rare half-waking moments, suspect not. Creation, says one, lies before us, like a glorious Rainbow; but the Sun that made it lies behind us, hidden from us. Then, in that strange Dream, how we clutch at shadows as if they were substances; and sleep deepest while fancying ourselves most awake! Which of your Philosophical Systems is other than a dream-theorem; a net quotient, confidently given out, where divisor and dividend are both unknown? What are all your national Wars, with their Moscow Retreats, and sanguinary hate-filled Revolutions, but the Somnambulism of uneasy Sleepers? This Dreaming, this Somnambulism is what we on Earth call Life; wherein the most indeed undoubtingly wander, as if they knew right hand from left; yet they only are wise who know that they know nothing.

"Who am I; what is this me? A voice, a movement, a presence;—some embodied, visualized idea in the Eternal Mind? I think, therefore I am. Alas, poor thinker, this only gets us so far. Sure enough, I exist; and recently did not: but where did I come from? How? Where am I going? The answer is all around us, expressed in every color and movement, spoken in all tones of joy and sorrow, in the rich complexity of nature: but where is the sharp eye and ear that can extract clear meaning from this divinely written revelation? We sit in a boundless illusion and dreamlike cave; boundless, for even the faintest star, the most distant century, lies not closer to its edge: sounds and vivid visions dance around our senses; but Him, the ever-awake One, whose work both dream and dreamer are, we do not see; unless in rare moments of half-awareness, we even suspect Him. Creation, someone says, lies before us like a beautiful rainbow; but the sun that created it lies behind us, hidden from our view. In this strange dream, how we grasp at shadows as if they were real; and sleep the deepest while thinking we are most awake! Which of your philosophical systems is anything other than a dream theory; a net result that’s confidently presented, where both the divisor and dividend are unknown? What are all your national wars, with their retreats from Moscow, and bloody revolutions filled with hatred, but the restless sleepwalking of uneasy souls? This dreaming, this sleepwalking is what we on Earth call life; within which most indeed wander confidently, as if they know right from left; yet the truly wise are those who understand that they know nothing."

"Pity that all Metaphysics had hitherto proved so inexpressibly unproductive! The secret of Man's Being is still like the Sphinx's secret: a riddle that he cannot rede; and for ignorance of which he suffers death, the worst death, a spiritual. What are your Axioms, and Categories, and Systems, and Aphorisms? Words, words. High Air-castles are cunningly built of Words, the Words well bedded also in good Logic-mortar; wherein, however, no Knowledge will come to lodge. The whole is greater than the part: how exceedingly true! Nature abhors a vacuum: how exceedingly false and calumnious! Again, Nothing can act but where it is: with all my heart; only, WHERE is it? Be not the slave of Words: is not the Distant, the Dead, while I love it, and long for it, and mourn for it, Here, in the genuine sense, as truly as the floor I stand on? But that same WHERE, with its brother WHEN, are from the first the master-colors of our Dream-grotto; say rather, the Canvas (the warp and woof thereof) whereon all our Dreams and Life-visions are painted. Nevertheless, has not a deeper meditation taught certain of every climate and age, that the WHERE and WHEN, so mysteriously inseparable from all our thoughts, are but superficial terrestrial adhesions to thought; that the Seer may discern them where they mount up out of the celestial EVERYWHERE and FOREVER: have not all nations conceived their God as Omnipresent and Eternal; as existing in a universal HERE, an everlasting Now? Think well, thou too wilt find that Space is but a mode of our human Sense, so likewise Time; there is no Space and no Time: WE are—we know not what;—light-sparkles floating in the ether of Deity!

It's a shame that all Metaphysics up to now has been so incredibly unproductive! The secret of Human Existence is still like the Sphinx's riddle: something we can't solve, and for our ignorance of it, we suffer the worst kind of death—spiritual. What are your Axioms, Categories, Systems, and Aphorisms? Just words, words. Elaborate castles in the air are cleverly constructed from words, those words neatly fitted into solid logical foundations; yet, no real Knowledge can take residence there. The whole is greater than the part: how true! Nature abhors a vacuum: how false and misleading! Again, Nothing can act but where it is: I wholeheartedly agree; only, WHERE is it? Don’t be a slave to words: isn’t the Distant, the Dead, while I love it, yearn for it, and mourn for it, here in the truest sense, just like the floor I stand on? But that same WHERE, along with its sibling WHEN, are from the beginning the primary colors of our Dream-cave; or rather, the fabric (the warp and woof) on which all our Dreams and Life-visions are painted. Still, hasn’t deeper contemplation taught some people from every culture and era that WHERE and WHEN, so mysteriously tied to all our thoughts, are just superficial earthly attachments to thought; that the Seer can see them rise up from the celestial EVERYWHERE and FOREVER: haven’t all nations envisioned their God as Omnipresent and Eternal; existing in a universal HERE, in an everlasting Now? Think carefully; you too will see that Space is merely a way of our human perception, just like Time; there is no Space and no Time: WE are—we know not what;—light-sparkles floating in the ether of the Divine!

"So that this so solid-seeming World, after all, were but an air-image, our ME the only reality: and Nature, with its thousand-fold production and destruction, but the reflex of our own inward Force, the 'phantasy of our Dream;' or what the Earth-Spirit in Faust names it, the living visible Garment of God:—

"So that this seemingly solid world, after all, is just an illusion, our self being the only reality: and nature, with its endless creation and destruction, is merely a reflection of our own inner strength, the 'fantasy of our dream;' or what the Earth-Spirit in Faust calls it, the living visible garment of God:—

    "'In Being's floods, in Action's storm,
    I walk and work, above, beneath,
    Work and weave in endless motion!
          Birth and Death,
          An infinite ocean;
          A seizing and giving
          The fire of Living:
    'Tis thus at the roaring Loom of Time I ply,
    And weave for God the Garment thou seest Him by.'
    "'In the currents of existence, in the chaos of action,
    I walk and work, above and below,
    Work and weave in constant motion!
          Birth and Death,
          An endless ocean;
          A taking and giving
          The spark of Life:
    'This is how, at the thunderous Loom of Time, I labor,
    And weave for God the garment you see Him in.'

Of twenty millions that have read and spouted this thunder-speech of the Erdgeist, are there yet twenty units of us that have learned the meaning thereof?

Of the twenty million who have read and repeated this powerful speech from the Erdgeist, are there still twenty of us who actually understand its meaning?

"It was in some such mood, when wearied and fordone with these high speculations, that I first came upon the question of Clothes. Strange enough, it strikes me, is this same fact of there being Tailors and Tailored. The Horse I ride has his own whole fell: strip him of the girths and flaps and extraneous tags I have fastened round him, and the noble creature is his own sempster and weaver and spinner; nay his own boot-maker, jeweller, and man-milliner; he bounds free through the valleys, with a perennial rain-proof court-suit on his body; wherein warmth and easiness of fit have reached perfection; nay, the graces also have been considered, and frills and fringes, with gay variety of color, featly appended, and ever in the right place, are not wanting. While I—good Heaven!—have thatched myself over with the dead fleeces of sheep, the bark of vegetables, the entrails of worms, the hides of oxen or seals, the felt of furred beasts; and walk abroad a moving Rag-screen, overheaped with shreds and tatters raked from the Charnel-house of Nature, where they would have rotted, to rot on me more slowly! Day after day, I must thatch myself anew; day after day, this despicable thatch must lose some film of its thickness; some film of it, frayed away by tear and wear, must be brushed off into the Ashpit, into the Laystall; till by degrees the whole has been brushed thither, and I, the dust-making, patent Rat-grinder, get new material to grind down. O subter-brutish! vile! most vile! For have not I too a compact all-enclosing Skin, whiter or dingier? Am I a botched mass of tailors' and cobblers' shreds, then; or a tightly articulated, homogeneous little Figure, automatic, nay alive?

It was in some such mood, when I was tired and worn out from these high-flying thoughts, that I first stumbled upon the issue of clothes. It's quite strange to think about the fact that there are tailors and tailored clothing. The horse I ride has its own entire coat: if you strip away the girths, flaps, and unnecessary accessories I've added, that noble creature is its own seamstress, weaver, and spinner; even its own boot-maker, jeweler, and stylist. It runs freely through the valleys, wearing a perpetual rain-proof suit that provides perfect warmth and comfort; and its looks have been considered too, with stylish trims and colorful embellishments neatly placed and always in the right spots. Meanwhile, I—good heavens!—have covered myself with the dead fleece of sheep, plant fibers, worm intestines, the hides of cattle or seals, and the felt of furry animals; I walk around like a moving rag display, burdened with scraps picked from nature's graveyard, where they would have decomposed, now rotting on me more slowly! Day after day, I have to layer myself anew; day after day, this miserable covering loses some of its thickness; bits of it, frayed away by wear and tear, must be brushed off into the ash pit, into the dump; until gradually everything has been brushed away, and I, the dust-producing, patent rat-grinder, get new material to grind down. Oh, how dehumanizing! How vile! For don't I also have a complete skin that’s either whiter or dingier? Am I just a haphazard mix of tailors' and cobblers' scraps, or am I a well-formed, cohesive figure, automatic, even alive?

"Strange enough how creatures of the human-kind shut their eyes to plainest facts; and by the mere inertia of Oblivion and Stupidity, live at ease in the midst of Wonders and Terrors. But indeed man is, and was always, a blockhead and dullard; much readier to feel and digest, than to think and consider. Prejudice, which he pretends to hate, is his absolute lawgiver; mere use-and-wont everywhere leads him by the nose; thus let but a Rising of the Sun, let but a Creation of the World happen twice, and it ceases to be marvellous, to be noteworthy, or noticeable. Perhaps not once in a lifetime does it occur to your ordinary biped, of any country or generation, be he gold-mantled Prince or russet-jerkined Peasant, that his Vestments and his Self are not one and indivisible; that he is naked, without vestments, till he buy or steal such, and by forethought sew and button them.

It's strange how people can ignore the most obvious truths; and through sheer laziness and ignorance, they comfortably live surrounded by both wonders and fears. But really, humans have always been foolhardy and slow-witted; they're much quicker to feel and accept things than to think and reflect. Prejudice, which they claim to despise, is their ultimate ruler; routine guides them blindly. If the Sun were to rise or the world were to be created twice, it would no longer seem amazing or worth noticing. In fact, it's likely that most people, no matter where they come from or what era they live in—whether they're a wealthy prince or a simple peasant—rarely consider that their clothing and their identity are not the same; that they are essentially naked without clothes until they buy or steal them and then take the time to put them on and fasten them.

"For my own part, these considerations, of our Clothes-thatch, and how, reaching inwards even to our heart of hearts, it tailorizes and demoralizes us, fill me with a certain horror at myself and mankind; almost as one feels at those Dutch Cows, which, during the wet season, you see grazing deliberately with jackets and petticoats (of striped sacking), in the meadows of Gouda. Nevertheless there is something great in the moment when a man first strips himself of adventitious wrappages; and sees indeed that he is naked, and, as Swift has it, 'a forked straddling animal with bandy legs;' yet also a Spirit, and unutterable Mystery of Mysteries."

"For my part, these thoughts about our clothing and how it reaches deep into our core, shaping and degrading us, fill me with a certain horror at myself and humanity; almost like the feeling you get seeing those Dutch cows, grazing in the meadows of Gouda, deliberately dressed in jackets and petticoats made of striped sacking during the wet season. Still, there’s something profound about the moment a man first removes all those extra layers and truly sees that he is naked, and, as Swift puts it, 'a forked straddling animal with bandy legs;' yet also a spirit, and an unfathomable mystery of mysteries."





CHAPTER IX. ADAMITISM.

Let no courteous reader take offence at the opinions broached in the conclusion of the last Chapter. The Editor himself, on first glancing over that singular passage, was inclined to exclaim: What, have we got not only a Sansculottist, but an enemy to Clothes in the abstract? A new Adamite, in this century, which flatters itself that it is the Nineteenth, and destructive both to Superstition and Enthusiasm?

Let no polite reader be offended by the views expressed in the conclusion of the last chapter. The Editor himself, upon first reading that unusual passage, was tempted to say: What, do we have not only a radical but also an opponent of clothing in general? A new Adamite in this century, which mistakenly believes it is the nineteenth, and harmful to both Superstition and Enthusiasm?

Consider, thou foolish Teufelsdrockh, what benefits unspeakable all ages and sexes derive from Clothes. For example, when thou thyself, a watery, pulpy, slobbery freshman and new-comer in this Planet, sattest muling and puking in thy nurse's arms; sucking thy coral, and looking forth into the world in the blankest manner, what hadst thou been without thy blankets, and bibs, and other nameless hulls? A terror to thyself and mankind! Or hast thou forgotten the day when thou first receivedst breeches, and thy long clothes became short? The village where thou livedst was all apprised of the fact; and neighbor after neighbor kissed thy pudding-cheek, and gave thee, as handsel, silver or copper coins, on that the first gala-day of thy existence. Again, wert not thou, at one period of life, a Buck, or Blood, or Macaroni, or Incroyable, or Dandy, or by whatever name, according to year and place, such phenomenon is distinguished? In that one word lie included mysterious volumes. Nay, now when the reign of folly is over, or altered, and thy clothes are not for triumph but for defence, hast thou always worn them perforce, and as a consequence of Man's Fall; never rejoiced in them as in a warm movable House, a Body round thy Body, wherein that strange THEE of thine sat snug, defying all variations of Climate? Girt with thick double-milled kerseys; half buried under shawls and broadbrims, and overalls and mudboots, thy very fingers cased in doeskin and mittens, thou hast bestrode that "Horse I ride;" and, though it were in wild winter, dashed through the world, glorying in it as if thou wert its lord. In vain did the sleet beat round thy temples; it lighted only on thy impenetrable, felted or woven, case of wool. In vain did the winds howl,—forests sounding and creaking, deep calling unto deep,—and the storms heap themselves together into one huge Arctic whirlpool: thou flewest through the middle thereof, striking fire from the highway; wild music hummed in thy ears, thou too wert as a "sailor of the air;" the wreck of matter and the crash of worlds was thy element and propitiously wafting tide. Without Clothes, without bit or saddle, what hadst thou been; what had thy fleet quadruped been?—Nature is good, but she is not the best: here truly was the victory of Art over Nature. A thunderbolt indeed might have pierced thee; all short of this thou couldst defy.

Think, you foolish Teufelsdrockh, about the unimaginable benefits that people of all ages and genders get from Clothes. For instance, when you were just a weak, mushy, slobbery baby in this world, lying helplessly in your nurse's arms; sucking on your pacifier and staring blankly at the world, what would you have been without your blankets, bibs, and other nameless coverings? A terror to yourself and everyone around you! Or have you forgotten the day you first got pants, and your long clothes became short? The entire village where you lived knew about it; neighbor after neighbor kissed your chubby cheek and gave you, as a token gift, silver or copper coins on that first special day of your life. Again, at one point in life, weren't you a Buck, or Blood, or Macaroni, or Incroyable, or Dandy, or whatever they called it based on the year and place? In that one word, a whole lot of mysteries are packed in. Now that the time of foolishness is over or changed, and your clothes are meant for protection rather than for show, have you always worn them out of necessity, as a consequence of Man's Fall? Have you never enjoyed them as a warm, movable shelter, a Body around your Body, where that strange YOU of yours sat snugly, defying all weather conditions? Wrapped up in thick double-milled wool; half buried under shawls, wide-brimmed hats, overalls, and mud boots, your very fingers protected in doeskin and mittens, you've ridden that "Horse I ride;" and even in the wild winter, you've charged through the world, feeling like its master. The sleet hit your temples in vain; it only touched your impenetrable, felted or woven wool covering. The winds howled in vain—forests creaking and deep calling to deep—and storms gathered into one massive Arctic whirlpool: you flew through the center of it, creating sparks from the ground; wild music played in your ears, and you too felt like a "sailor of the air;" the wreck of matter and the crash of worlds was your domain and kindly flowing tide. Without Clothes, without bit or saddle, what would you have been? What would your speedy quadruped have been? Nature is good, but she's not the best: here was the triumph of Art over Nature. A thunderbolt could have struck you down; anything less than that you could withstand.

Or, cries the courteous reader, has your Teufelsdrockh forgotten what he said lately about "Aboriginal Savages," and their "condition miserable indeed"? Would he have all this unsaid; and us betake ourselves again to the "matted cloak," and go sheeted in a "thick natural fell"?

Or, exclaims the polite reader, has your Teufelsdrockh forgotten what he recently said about "Aboriginal Savages" and their "miserable condition indeed"? Would he prefer to erase all of this and have us return to the "matted cloak," and wrap ourselves in a "thick natural fell"?

Nowise, courteous reader! The Professor knows full well what he is saying; and both thou and we, in our haste, do him wrong. If Clothes, in these times, "so tailorize and demoralize us," have they no redeeming value; can they not be altered to serve better; must they of necessity be thrown to the dogs? The truth is, Teufelsdrockh, though a Sansculottist, is no Adamite; and much perhaps as he might wish to go forth before this degenerate age "as a Sign," would nowise wish to do it, as those old Adamites did, in a state of Nakedness. The utility of Clothes is altogether apparent to him: nay perhaps he has an insight into their more recondite, and almost mystic qualities, what we might call the omnipotent virtue of Clothes, such as was never before vouchsafed to any man. For example:—

No way, dear reader! The Professor knows exactly what he’s talking about; and both you and we, in our rush, are misunderstanding him. If clothes, nowadays, "so tailorize and demoralize us," do they have no redeeming value? Can they not be adjusted to serve us better? Must they inevitably be discarded? The truth is, Teufelsdrockh, though he identifies with the Sansculottes, is no Adamite; and even though he might like to confront this degenerate age "as a Sign," he certainly wouldn’t want to do it, like those old Adamites, in a state of Nakedness. The usefulness of clothes is completely clear to him; in fact, he might have an understanding of their deeper, almost mystical qualities, what we might call the all-powerful virtue of clothes, such as has never been granted to any man before. For example:—

"You see two individuals," he writes, "one dressed in fine Red, the other in coarse threadbare Blue: Red says to Blue, 'Be hanged and anatomized;' Blue hears with a shudder, and (O wonder of wonders!) marches sorrowfully to the gallows; is there noosed up, vibrates his hour, and the surgeons dissect him, and fit his bones into a skeleton for medical purposes. How is this; or what make ye of your Nothing can act but where it is? Red has no physical hold of Blue, no clutch of him, is nowise in contact with him: neither are those ministering Sheriffs and Lord-Lieutenants and Hangmen and Tipstaves so related to commanding Red, that he can tug them hither and thither; but each stands distinct within his own skin. Nevertheless, as it is spoken, so is it done: the articulated Word sets all hands in Action; and Rope and Improved-drop perform their work.

"You see two people," he writes, "one dressed in fine red, the other in worn-out blue: Red says to Blue, 'Go be hanged and dissected;' Blue hears this with a shudder, and (oh, what a surprise!) walks sadly to the gallows; he’s tied up, his time ticks away, and the surgeons dissect him, using his bones to create a skeleton for medical study. How is this; or what do you make of your Nothing can act but where it is? Red has no physical hold on Blue, no clutch on him, and is not in contact with him: neither are those serving Sheriffs, Lord-Lieutenants, Hangmen, and Tipstaves in any way connected to commanding Red, so he can't pull them around; each stands apart within his own skin. Nevertheless, as it is spoken, so it is done: the spoken word sets everything in motion; and Rope and Improved-drop do their job."

"Thinking reader, the reason seems to me twofold: First, that Man is a Spirit, and bound by invisible bonds to All Men; secondly, that he wears Clothes, which are the visible emblems of that fact. Has not your Red hanging-individual a horsehair wig, squirrel-skins, and a plush-gown; whereby all mortals know that he is a JUDGE?—Society, which the more I think of it astonishes me the more, is founded upon Cloth.

"Thinking reader, I believe the reason is twofold: First, that Man is a Spirit, and connected by invisible ties to All Men; second, that he wears Clothes, which are the visible symbols of that connection. Doesn’t your hanging red individual have a horsehair wig, squirrel pelts, and a plush gown; through which everyone recognizes that he is a JUDGE?—Society, which astonishes me more the more I consider it, is built on Cloth."

"Often in my atrabiliar moods, when I read of pompous ceremonials, Frankfort Coronations, Royal Drawing-rooms, Levees, Couchees; and how the ushers and macers and pursuivants are all in waiting; how Duke this is presented by Archduke that, and Colonel A by General B, and innumerable Bishops, Admirals, and miscellaneous Functionaries, are advancing gallantly to the Anointed Presence; and I strive, in my remote privacy, to form a clear picture of that solemnity,—on a sudden, as by some enchanter's wand, the—shall I speak it?—the Clothes fly off the whole dramatic corps; and Dukes, Grandees, Bishops, Generals, Anointed Presence itself, every mother's son of them, stand straddling there, not a shirt on them; and I know not whether to laugh or weep. This physical or psychical infirmity, in which perhaps I am not singular, I have, after hesitation, thought right to publish, for the solace of those afflicted with the like."

"Often in my gloomy moods, when I read about grand ceremonies, Frankfort Coronations, Royal Drawing-rooms, Levees, Couchees; and how the ushers and macers and pursuivants are all on standby; how Duke this is introduced by Archduke that, and Colonel A by General B, and countless Bishops, Admirals, and various Officials are moving bravely to the Anointed Presence; I try, in my quiet solitude, to create a clear image of that solemnity—suddenly, as if by some magical spell, the—dare I say it?—the Clothes vanish from the entire dramatic cast; and Dukes, Grandees, Bishops, Generals, the Anointed Presence itself, every last one of them, stand there with nothing on; and I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. This physical or mental quirk, in which I might not be alone, I have, after some thought, decided to share, for the comfort of those who suffer from the same."

Would to Heaven, say we, thou hadst thought right to keep it secret! Who is there now that can read the five columns of Presentations in his Morning Newspaper without a shudder? Hypochondriac men, and all men are to a certain extent hypochondriac, should be more gently treated. With what readiness our fancy, in this shattered state of the nerves, follows out the consequences which Teufelsdrockh, with a devilish coolness, goes on to draw:—

Would to Heaven, we say, that you had thought it best to keep it a secret! Who can read the five columns of Presentations in their morning newspaper without feeling a chill? Hypochondriac individuals, and everyone is somewhat hypochondriac, should be treated with more care. Our imagination, in this fragile state of nerves, eagerly traces the consequences that Teufelsdrockh, with a devilish calmness, continues to outline:—

"What would Majesty do, could such an accident befall in reality; should the buttons all simultaneously start, and the solid wool evaporate, in very Deed, as here in Dream? Ach Gott! How each skulks into the nearest hiding-place; their high State Tragedy (Haupt- und Staats-Action) becomes a Pickleherring-Farce to weep at, which is the worst kind of Farce; the tables (according to Horace), and with them, the whole fabric of Government, Legislation, Property, Police, and Civilized Society, are dissolved, in wails and howls."

"What would Majesty do if such an accident were to happen in reality; if all the buttons started at once, and the solid wool vanished, just like it does in dreams? Oh God! How everyone hides in the nearest spot; their grand State Tragedy (Haupt- und Staats-Action) turns into a ridiculous farce, which is the most pathetic kind of farce; the foundations (as Horace says), and along with them, the entire structure of Government, Legislation, Property, Police, and Civilized Society, are falling apart, amidst wails and cries."

Lives the man that can figure a naked Duke of Windlestraw addressing a naked House of Lords? Imagination, choked as in mephitic air, recoils on itself, and will not forward with the picture. The Woolsack, the Ministerial, the Opposition Benches—infandum! infandum! And yet why is the thing impossible? Was not every soul, or rather every body, of these Guardians of our Liberties, naked, or nearly so, last night; "a forked Radish with a head fantastically carved"? And why might he not, did our stern fate so order it, walk out to St. Stephen's, as well as into bed, in that no-fashion; and there, with other similar Radishes, hold a Bed of Justice? "Solace of those afflicted with the like!" Unhappy Teufelsdrockh, had man ever such a "physical or psychical infirmity" before? And now how many, perhaps, may thy unparalleled confession (which we, even to the sounder British world, and goaded on by Critical and Biographical duty, grudge to reimpart) incurably infect therewith! Art thou the malignest of Sansculottists, or only the maddest?

Who can imagine a naked Duke of Windlestraw speaking to a naked House of Lords? My imagination, stifled like in toxic air, pulls back and can't continue the image. The Woolsack, the Ministerial, the Opposition Benches—infandum! infandum! But why is it impossible? Weren't all of these Guardians of our Liberties naked or almost so last night; "a forked radish with a fantastically carved head"? And why couldn't he, if fate dictated it, walk out to St. Stephen's in that state, as easily as he went to bed like that, and there, with other similar radishes, hold a Bed of Justice? "Comfort for those afflicted with the same!" Poor Teufelsdrockh, has anyone ever had such a "physical or psychological issue" before? And now how many might your unmatched confession (which we, even to the more sensible British world, and driven by Critical and Biographical duty, hesitate to share) spread an incurable infection? Are you the most malicious of Sansculottists, or just the craziest?

"It will remain to be examined," adds the inexorable Teufelsdrockh, "in how far the SCARECROW, as a Clothed Person, is not also entitled to benefit of clergy, and English trial by jury: nay perhaps, considering his high function (for is not he too a Defender of Property, and Sovereign armed with the terrors of the Law?), to a certain royal Immunity and Inviolability; which, however, misers and the meaner class of persons are not always voluntarily disposed to grant him."

"It will still need to be looked at," adds the relentless Teufelsdrockh, "in what ways the SCARECROW, as a person dressed in clothes, might also deserve the same rights as clergy and the benefits of a jury trial in England: maybe, given his important role (after all, isn’t he also a Protector of Property and a leader armed with the terrors of the Law?), he’s entitled to some kind of royal immunity and inviolability; though, it must be said, misers and the lower class aren’t always willing to grant him that."

"O my Friends, we are [in Yorick Sterne's words] but as 'turkeys driven, with a stick and red clout, to the market:' or if some drivers, as they do in Norfolk, take a dried bladder and put peas in it, the rattle thereof terrifies the boldest!"

"O my Friends, we are [in Yorick Sterne's words] like 'turkeys driven, with a stick and a red cloth, to the market:' or if some drivers, like they do in Norfolk, take a dried bladder and fill it with peas, the noise it makes scares even the bravest!"





CHAPTER X. PURE REASON.

It must now be apparent enough that our Professor, as above hinted, is a speculative Radical, and of the very darkest tinge; acknowledging, for most part, in the solemnities and paraphernalia of civilized Life, which we make so much of, nothing but so many Cloth-rags, turkey-poles, and "bladders with dried peas." To linger among such speculations, longer than mere Science requires, a discerning public can have no wish. For our purposes the simple fact that such a Naked World is possible, nay actually exists (under the Clothed one), will be sufficient. Much, therefore, we omit about "Kings wrestling naked on the green with Carmen," and the Kings being thrown: "dissect them with scalpels," says Teufelsdrockh; "the same viscera, tissues, livers, lights, and other life-tackle, are there: examine their spiritual mechanism; the same great Need, great Greed, and little Faculty; nay ten to one but the Carman, who understands draught-cattle, the rimming of wheels, something of the laws of unstable and stable equilibrium, with other branches of wagon-science, and has actually put forth his hand and operated on Nature, is the more cunningly gifted of the two. Whence, then, their so unspeakable difference? From Clothes." Much also we shall omit about confusion of Ranks, and Joan and My Lady, and how it would be everywhere "Hail fellow well met," and Chaos were come again: all which to any one that has once fairly pictured out the grand mother-idea, Society in a state of Nakedness, will spontaneously suggest itself. Should some sceptical individual still entertain doubts whether in a world without Clothes, the smallest Politeness, Polity, or even Police, could exist, let him turn to the original Volume, and view there the boundless Serbonian Bog of Sansculottism, stretching sour and pestilential: over which we have lightly flown; where not only whole armies but whole nations might sink! If indeed the following argument, in its brief riveting emphasis, be not of itself incontrovertible and final:—

It should now be clear that our Professor, as mentioned earlier, is a deep-thinking Radical, and quite extreme in his views; he mostly sees the solemnities and trappings of civilized life—things we value—as nothing but rags, poles, and "bladders filled with dried peas." A savvy public won't want to dwell on such ideas longer than necessary for mere Science. For our purposes, the simple fact that such a Naked World is possible, in fact exists (beneath the Clothed one), is enough. Therefore, we will skip over the notion of "Kings wrestling naked on the green with Carmen" and the Kings being thrown: "dissect them with scalpels," says Teufelsdrockh; "the same organs, tissues, livers, intestines, and other life components are there: examine their spiritual workings; the same great Need, great Greed, and limited Ability; in fact, it’s likely that the Carman, who knows about draft animals, wheel adjustments, some natural laws, and has actually worked with Nature, is the more skillful of the two. So, what's the source of their enormous difference? Clothes." We will also skip much of the talk about the confusion of Classes, and Joan and My Lady, and how it would turn into "Hail fellow well met," with Chaos returning: all of this will naturally suggest itself to anyone who has clearly imagined the grand mother-idea, Society in a state of Nakedness. If any skeptical person still doubts whether in a world without Clothes, any Politeness, Governance, or even Law Enforcement could exist, let them look to the original Volume, where they’ll find the vast Serbonian Bog of Sansculottism, sour and harmful: over which we just lightly flew; where entire armies, and even entire nations, might drown! If indeed the following argument, in its brief and powerful emphasis, isn’t irrefutable and final:—

"Are we Opossums; have we natural Pouches, like the Kangaroo? Or how, without Clothes, could we possess the master-organ, soul's seat, and true pineal gland of the Body Social: I mean, a PURSE?"

"Are we opossums? Do we have natural pouches like kangaroos? Or how, without clothes, could we have the master organ, the seat of the soul, and the true pineal gland of the social body: I mean, a purse?"

Nevertheless it is impossible to hate Professor Teufelsdrockh; at worst, one knows not whether to hate or to love him. For though, in looking at the fair tapestry of human Life, with its royal and even sacred figures, he dwells not on the obverse alone, but here chiefly on the reverse; and indeed turns out the rough seams, tatters, and manifold thrums of that unsightly wrong-side, with an almost diabolic patience and indifference, which must have sunk him in the estimation of most readers,—there is that within which unspeakably distinguishes him from all other past and present Sansculottists. The grand unparalleled peculiarity of Teufelsdrockh is, that with all this Descendentalism, he combines a Transcendentalism, no less superlative; whereby if on the one hand he degrade man below most animals, except those jacketed Gouda Cows, he, on the other, exalts him beyond the visible Heavens, almost to an equality with the Gods.

Still, it's impossible to truly hate Professor Teufelsdrockh; at worst, one is left unsure whether to hate or love him. For while he examines the beautiful tapestry of human life, with its royal and even sacred figures, he doesn’t focus solely on the bright side. Instead, he mainly highlights the darker side, revealing the rough seams, rips, and various flaws of that unsightly wrong side, with a patience and indifference that might make him less appealing to most readers. Yet, there is something unique about him that sets him apart from all other past and present Sansculottists. Teufelsdrockh’s remarkable trait is that, while he explores this descent into darkness, he also embraces a transcendence that is equally extraordinary; thus, if on one hand he brings humanity down below most animals—except maybe those well-fed Gouda cows—on the other hand, he elevates it beyond the visible heavens, almost to a level equal with the gods.

"To the eye of vulgar Logic," says he, "what is man? An omnivorous Biped that wears Breeches. To the eye of Pure Reason what is he? A Soul, a Spirit, and divine Apparition. Round his mysterious ME, there lies, under all those wool-rags, a Garment of Flesh (or of Senses), contextured in the Loom of Heaven; whereby he is revealed to his like, and dwells with them in UNION and DIVISION; and sees and fashions for himself a Universe, with azure Starry Spaces, and long Thousands of Years. Deep-hidden is he under that strange Garment; amid Sounds and Colors and Forms, as it were, swathed in, and inextricably over-shrouded: yet it is sky-woven, and worthy of a God. Stands he not thereby in the centre of Immensities, in the conflux of Eternities? He feels; power has been given him to know, to believe; nay does not the spirit of Love, free in its celestial primeval brightness, even here, though but for moments, look through? Well said Saint Chrysostom, with his lips of gold, 'the true SHEKINAH is Man:' where else is the GOD'S-PRESENCE manifested not to our eyes only, but to our hearts, as in our fellow-man?"

"To the perspective of basic logic," he says, "what is a man? An omnivorous biped dressed in pants. To the perspective of pure reason, what is he? A soul, a spirit, a divine being. Around his mysterious self, beneath all those layers, is a garment of flesh (or senses), woven in the fabric of the universe; through this, he connects with others and exists in unity and division, seeing and creating a universe filled with blue starry spaces and long stretches of time. He is deeply hidden under that strange garment, surrounded by sounds, colors, and forms, almost wrapped in and completely shrouded by them: yet it is sky-woven and worthy of a god. Doesn’t he stand at the center of vastness, in the convergence of eternity? He feels; he has been given the power to know and to believe; doesn’t the spirit of love, free in its celestial, original brightness, peek through even here, if only for moments? Well said Saint Chrysostom, with his golden tongue, 'the true SHEKINAH is man': where else is God's presence revealed not just to our eyes, but to our hearts, as in our fellow human beings?"

In such passages, unhappily too rare, the high Platonic Mysticism of our Author, which is perhaps the fundamental element of his nature, bursts forth, as it were, in full flood: and, through all the vapor and tarnish of what is often so perverse, so mean in his exterior and environment, we seem to look into a whole inward Sea of Light and Love;—though, alas, the grim coppery clouds soon roll together again, and hide it from view.

In these moments, unfortunately too few, the deep Platonic Mysticism of our Author, which is perhaps the core of his being, shines through brilliantly. Amid the confusion and corruption that often surrounds him, we catch a glimpse of a vast inner Sea of Light and Love;—though, sadly, the dark, coppery clouds quickly gather again and obscure it from sight.

Such tendency to Mysticism is everywhere traceable in this man; and indeed, to attentive readers, must have been long ago apparent. Nothing that he sees but has more than a common meaning, but has two meanings: thus, if in the highest Imperial Sceptre and Charlemagne-Mantle, as well as in the poorest Ox-goad and Gypsy-Blanket, he finds Prose, Decay, Contemptibility; there is in each sort Poetry also, and a reverend Worth. For Matter, were it never so despicable, is Spirit, the manifestation of Spirit: were it never so honorable, can it be more? The thing Visible, nay the thing Imagined, the thing in any way conceived as Visible, what is it but a Garment, a Clothing of the higher, celestial Invisible, "unimaginable formless, dark with excess of bright"? Under which point of view the following passage, so strange in purport, so strange in phrase, seems characteristic enough:—

This man's inclination towards Mysticism is noticeable everywhere; in fact, it must have been obvious to observant readers long ago. Everything he sees has more than just a simple meaning; it carries a dual significance. For example, whether it's the grand Imperial Sceptre and Charlemagne's Mantle or the most basic Ox-goad and Gypsy Blanket, he perceives Prose, Decay, and Contempt, but also finds Poetry and valuable essence in each. Matter, no matter how insignificant, is Spirit, a manifestation of Spirit. Even if it's of high status, can it really be better? Anything Visible, and even anything Imagined or conceived as Visible, is just a Garment, a covering of the higher, celestial Invisible, "unimaginable formless, dark with excess of bright." Viewed from this perspective, the following passage, strange in meaning and wording, seems quite representative:—

"The beginning of all Wisdom is to look fixedly on Clothes, or even with armed eyesight, till they become transparent. 'The Philosopher,' says the wisest of this age, 'must station himself in the middle:' how true! The Philosopher is he to whom the Highest has descended, and the Lowest has mounted up; who is the equal and kindly brother of all.

"The start of all wisdom is to gaze intently at clothes, or even with a penetrating eye, until they become transparent. 'The Philosopher,' says the wisest of this age, 'must position himself in the middle:' how accurate! The Philosopher is the one to whom the Highest has come down, and the Lowest has risen up; who is the equal and compassionate brother of all."

"Shall we tremble before clothwebs and cobwebs, whether woven in Arkwright looms, or by the silent Arachnes that weave unrestingly in our Imagination? Or, on the other hand, what is there that we cannot love; since all was created by God?

"Should we be afraid of cloth webs and cobwebs, whether they’re made in Arkwright looms or spun by the quiet spiders that endlessly weave in our imagination? Or, on the flip side, what is there that we can't love, since everything was created by God?"

"Happy he who can look through the Clothes of a Man (the woollen, and fleshly, and official Bank-paper and State-paper Clothes) into the Man himself; and discern, it may be, in this or the other Dread Potentate, a more or less incompetent Digestive-apparatus; yet also an inscrutable venerable Mystery, in the meanest Tinker that sees with eyes!"

"Happy is the person who can see beyond a man's clothes (the wool, skin, official banknotes, and state papers) into the man himself; and perhaps perceive, in this or that powerful leader, a more or less effective digestive system; yet also an unfathomable ancient mystery, even in the humblest tinkerer who sees with their eyes!"

For the rest, as is natural to a man of this kind, he deals much in the feeling of Wonder; insists on the necessity and high worth of universal Wonder; which he holds to be the only reasonable temper for the denizen of so singular a Planet as ours. "Wonder," says he, "is the basis of Worship: the reign of wonder is perennial, indestructible in Man; only at certain stages (as the present), it is, for some short season, a reign in partibus infidelium." That progress of Science, which is to destroy Wonder, and in its stead substitute Mensuration and Numeration, finds small favor with Teufelsdrockh, much as he otherwise venerates these two latter processes.

For the rest, as is typical for someone like him, he often talks about the feeling of Wonder; he emphasizes the importance and great value of universal Wonder, which he believes is the only reasonable attitude for someone living on such a unique Planet like ours. “Wonder,” he says, “is the foundation of Worship: the reign of wonder is everlasting and unbreakable in Humanity; only at certain times (like now), it is, for a brief period, a reign in partibus infidelium.” That advancement in Science, which aims to eliminate Wonder and replace it with Measurement and Calculation, doesn’t sit well with Teufelsdrockh, even though he otherwise holds a deep respect for these two processes.

"Shall your Science," exclaims he, "proceed in the small chink-lighted, or even oil-lighted, underground workshop of Logic alone; and man's mind become an Arithmetical Mill, whereof Memory is the Hopper, and mere Tables of Sines and Tangents, Codification, and Treatises of what you call Political Economy, are the Meal? And what is that Science, which the scientific head alone, were it screwed off, and (like the Doctor's in the Arabian Tale) set in a basin to keep it alive, could prosecute without shadow of a heart,—but one other of the mechanical and menial handicrafts, for which the Scientific Head (having a Soul in it) is too noble an organ? I mean that Thought without Reverence is barren, perhaps poisonous; at best, dies like cookery with the day that called it forth; does not live, like sowing, in successive tilths and wider-spreading harvests, bringing food and plenteous increase to all Time."

"Will your Science," he exclaims, "only happen in the dimly lit, or even oil-lit, underground workshop of Logic? Is man's mind just a Math Factory, where Memory is the Hopper, and plain Tables of Sines and Tangents, Codification, and what you call Political Economy are the products? And what kind of Science can the scientific mind pursue alone, if it were to be detached (like the Doctor's in the Arabian Tale) and set in a bowl to keep it alive, without any hint of a heart—just another mechanical and menial trade, for which the Scientific Mind (having a Soul in it) is too noble an instrument? I mean that Thought without Reverence is empty, maybe even harmful; at best, it fades away like a meal made with the day that inspired it; it doesn’t endure, like planting seeds, in successive cycles and ever-expanding harvests, providing sustenance and plentiful growth for all Time."

In such wise does Teufelsdrockh deal hits, harder or softer, according to ability; yet ever, as we would fain persuade ourselves, with charitable intent. Above all, that class of "Logic-choppers, and treble-pipe Scoffers, and professed Enemies to Wonder; who, in these days, so numerously patrol as night-constables about the Mechanics' Institute of Science, and cackle, like true Old-Roman geese and goslings round their Capitol, on any alarm, or on none; nay who often, as illuminated Sceptics, walk abroad into peaceable society, in full daylight, with rattle and lantern, and insist on guiding you and guarding you therewith, though the Sun is shining, and the street populous with mere justice-loving men:" that whole class is inexpressibly wearisome to him. Hear with what uncommon animation he perorates:—

Teufelsdrockh hits soft or hard, depending on his ability; yet we like to think he does so with good intentions. Above all, there's that group of "Logic-choppers, treble-pipe Scoffers, and self-declared Enemies to Wonder," who nowadays patrol like night-watchmen around the Mechanics' Institute of Science, honking like true Old-Roman geese and goslings around their Capitol, crying out at any hint of excitement, or even none at all; and who often, as enlightened Sceptics, walk around in broad daylight with rattle and lantern, insisting on leading and protecting you, even though the Sun is shining, and the street is full of ordinary, justice-loving people:" that entire group is incredibly tedious to him. Listen to how passionately he speaks:—

"The man who cannot wonder, who does not habitually wonder (and worship), were he President of innumerable Royal Societies, and carried the whole Mecanique Celeste and Hegel's Philosophy, and the epitome of all Laboratories and Observatories with their results, in his single head,—is but a Pair of Spectacles behind which there is no Eye. Let those who have Eyes look through him, then he may be useful.

"The man who cannot appreciate wonder, who doesn’t regularly feel awe (and reverence), even if he were the President of countless Royal Societies and housed the entire Mecanique Celeste and Hegel's Philosophy, along with the summary of all Laboratories and Observatories and their findings in his one mind— is just a Pair of Glasses without an Eye behind them. Let those who can see look through him; only then might he be of use."

"Thou wilt have no Mystery and Mysticism; wilt walk through thy world by the sunshine of what thou callest Truth, or even by the hand-lamp of what I call Attorney-Logic; and 'explain' all, 'account' for all, or believe nothing of it? Nay, thou wilt attempt laughter; whoso recognizes the unfathomable, all-pervading domain of Mystery, which is everywhere under our feet and among our hands; to whom the Universe is an Oracle and Temple, as well as a Kitchen and Cattle-stall,—he shall be a delirious Mystic; to him thou, with sniffing charity, wilt protrusively proffer thy hand-lamp, and shriek, as one injured, when he kicks his foot through it?—Armer Teufel! Doth not thy cow calve, doth not thy bull gender? Thou thyself, wert thou not born, wilt thou not die? 'Explain' me all this, or do one of two things: Retire into private places with thy foolish cackle; or, what were better, give it up, and weep, not that the reign of wonder is done, and God's world all disembellished and prosaic, but that thou hitherto art a Dilettante and sand-blind Pedant."

"You won’t have any Mystery or Mysticism; you’ll navigate your world by the brightness of what you call Truth, or even by the dim light of what I call Attorney-Logic; and you’ll 'explain' everything, 'account' for everything, or believe none of it? No, you’ll try to laugh; whoever recognizes the deep, all-encompassing realm of Mystery, which is all around us and within our grasp; for whom the Universe is both an Oracle and a Temple, as well as a Kitchen and a Cattle-stall,—he will be a crazy Mystic; to him, you, with your pretentious charity, will eagerly offer your hand-lamp and scream, as if wronged, when he breaks through it?—Armer Teufel! Doesn’t your cow give birth, doesn’t your bull breed? You yourself, weren’t you born, won’t you die? 'Explain' all this to me, or do one of two things: retreat to your private spaces with your foolish chatter; or, even better, give it up and cry, not because the age of wonder is over, and God's world is all dull and practical, but because until now you have been a Dilettante and a blind Pedant."





CHAPTER XI. PROSPECTIVE.

The Philosophy of Clothes is now to all readers, as we predicted it would do, unfolding itself into new boundless expansions, of a cloud-capt, almost chimerical aspect, yet not without azure loomings in the far distance, and streaks as of an Elysian brightness; the highly questionable purport and promise of which it is becoming more and more important for us to ascertain. Is that a real Elysian brightness, cries many a timid wayfarer, or the reflex of Pandemonian lava? Is it of a truth leading us into beatific Asphodel meadows, or the yellow-burning marl of a Hell-on-Earth?

The Philosophy of Clothes is now unfolding for all readers, just as we predicted, expanding into endless possibilities with a dreamy, almost fantastical quality. However, there are hints of a serene blue in the distance and flashes of a heavenly brightness; it's becoming increasingly important for us to determine the true meaning and promise behind it. Is that real heavenly brightness, many nervous travelers ask, or just the reflection of demonic fire? Is it genuinely guiding us toward blissful meadows, or the suffocating heat of a Hell-on-Earth?

Our Professor, like other Mystics, whether delirious or inspired, gives an Editor enough to do. Ever higher and dizzier are the heights he leads us to; more piercing, all-comprehending, all-confounding are his views and glances. For example, this of Nature being not an Aggregate but a Whole:—

Our professor, like other mystics, whether out of their mind or truly inspired, keeps an editor busy. He takes us to ever greater and more dizzying heights; his insights and perspectives are more intense, all-encompassing, and utterly confusing. For instance, this idea that Nature is not just a collection of things but a complete whole:—

"Well sang the Hebrew Psalmist: 'If I take the wings of the morning and dwell in the uttermost parts of the Universe, God is there.' Thou thyself, O cultivated reader, who too probably art no Psalmist, but a Prosaist, knowing GOD only by tradition, knowest thou any corner of the world where at least FORCE is not? The drop which thou shakest from thy wet hand, rests not where it falls, but to-morrow thou findest it swept away; already on the wings of the North-wind, it is nearing the Tropic of Cancer. How came it to evaporate, and not lie motionless? Thinkest thou there is aught motionless; without Force, and utterly dead?

"Well said the Hebrew Psalmist: 'If I take the wings of the morning and dwell in the farthest parts of the universe, God is there.' You yourself, O refined reader, who are likely no Psalmist but a Prosaist, knowing God only by tradition, do you know any corner of the world where at least FORCE is not? The drop you shake off your wet hand doesn't stay where it falls; by tomorrow, you’ll find it swept away; already on the wings of the North wind, it's heading toward the Tropic of Cancer. How did it evaporate and not just lie still? Do you think there is anything motionless, without Force, and completely lifeless?"

"As I rode through the Schwarzwald, I said to myself: That little fire which glows star-like across the dark-growing (nachtende) moor, where the sooty smith bends over his anvil, and thou hopest to replace thy lost horse-shoe,—is it a detached, separated speck, cut off from the whole Universe; or indissolubly joined to the whole? Thou fool, that smithy-fire was (primarily) kindled at the Sun; is fed by air that circulates from before Noah's Deluge, from beyond the Dog-star; therein, with Iron Force, and Coal Force, and the far stranger Force of Man, are cunning affinities and battles and victories of Force brought about; it is a little ganglion, or nervous centre, in the great vital system of Immensity. Call it, if thou wilt, an unconscious Altar, kindled on the bosom of the All; whose iron sacrifice, whose iron smoke and influence reach quite through the All; whose dingy Priest, not by word, yet by brain and sinew, preaches forth the mystery of Force; nay preaches forth (exoterically enough) one little textlet from the Gospel of Freedom, the Gospel of Man's Force, commanding, and one day to be all-commanding.

As I rode through the Black Forest, I thought to myself: That small fire that glows like a star across the darkening moor, where the blacksmith works at his anvil, hoping to replace his lost horseshoe — is it just a tiny, isolated spark, cut off from the entire Universe, or is it deeply connected to everything? You fool, that blacksmith's fire was originally kindled by the Sun; it's fueled by air that's been circulating since before Noah's Flood, from beyond the Dog Star; in it, with the power of iron, coal, and the even stranger power of humans, there are intricate connections, struggles, and victories of energy happening; it is a small ganglion, or nerve center, in the vast vital system of everything. Call it, if you like, an unconscious altar, ignited in the heart of the All; whose iron sacrifices, whose smoke and influence extend throughout the All; whose grimy priest, not by words, but through thought and toil, expresses the mystery of energy; indeed, he preaches quite simply one little teaching from the Gospel of Freedom, the Gospel of Human Power, commanding, and one day to be all-commanding.

"Detached, separated! I say there is no such separation: nothing hitherto was ever stranded, cast aside; but all, were it only a withered leaf, works together with all; is borne forward on the bottomless, shoreless flood of Action, and lives through perpetual metamorphoses. The withered leaf is not dead and lost, there are Forces in it and around it, though working in inverse order; else how could it rot? Despise not the rag from which man makes Paper, or the litter from which the earth makes Corn. Rightly viewed no meanest object is insignificant; all objects are as windows, through which the philosophic eye looks into Infinitude itself."

"Detached, separated! I say there is no such separation: nothing has ever been stranded or cast aside; everything, even a withered leaf, works together with everything else; it moves forward on the endless, shoreless flow of Action, and experiences constant change. The withered leaf is not dead and lost; there are Forces in it and around it, even if they work in reverse; otherwise, how could it decay? Don’t look down on the rag that man turns into Paper, or the scraps that the earth turns into Corn. When viewed correctly, no insignificant object is truly unimportant; all objects are like windows through which the philosophical eye gazes into Infinitude itself."

Again, leaving that wondrous Schwarzwald Smithy-Altar, what vacant, high-sailing air-ships are these, and whither will they sail with us?

Again, leaving that amazing Schwarzwald Smithy-Altar, what empty, high-flying airships are these, and where will they take us?

"All visible things are emblems; what thou seest is not there on its own account; strictly taken, is not there at all: Matter exists only spiritually, and to represent some Idea, and body it forth. Hence Clothes, as despicable as we think them, are so unspeakably significant. Clothes, from the King's mantle downwards, are emblematic, not of want only, but of a manifold cunning Victory over Want. On the other hand, all Emblematic things are properly Clothes, thought-woven or hand-woven: must not the Imagination weave Garments, visible Bodies, wherein the else invisible creations and inspirations of our Reason are, like Spirits, revealed, and first become all-powerful; the rather if, as we often see, the Hand too aid her, and (by wool Clothes or otherwise) reveal such even to the outward eye?

"Everything you see is a symbol; what you see isn't there just by itself; if you think about it, it's not really there at all: Matter only exists spiritually and represents some Idea, and embodies it. So, clothes, no matter how lowly we consider them, hold incredible significance. Clothes, from the King’s robe down to the simplest garment, symbolize not just need but also a clever victory over that need. Similarly, all symbolic things are essentially clothes, whether woven by thought or by hand: shouldn't the imagination create garments, visible forms, where the otherwise invisible creations and ideas of our reason are, like spirits, revealed and gain power; especially if, as we often observe, the hand also assists and (through wool garments or otherwise) makes these visible to the eye?"

"Men are properly said to be clothed with Authority, clothed with Beauty, with Curses, and the like. Nay, if you consider it, what is Man himself, and his whole terrestrial Life, but an Emblem; a Clothing or visible Garment for that divine ME of his, cast hither, like a light-particle, down from Heaven? Thus is he said also to be clothed with a Body.

"Men are rightly described as being dressed in Authority, in Beauty, in Curses, and similar things. In fact, if you think about it, what is a man and his entire life on Earth but a symbol; a covering or visible garment for that divine essence within him, brought down here like a particle of light from Heaven? So, he is also said to be clothed in a Body."

"Language is called the Garment of Thought: however, it should rather be, Language is the Flesh-Garment, the Body, of Thought. I said that Imagination wove this Flesh-Garment; and does not she? Metaphors are her stuff: examine Language; what, if you except some few primitive elements (of natural sound), what is it all but Metaphors, recognized as such, or no longer recognized; still fluid and florid, or now solid-grown and colorless? If those same primitive elements are the osseous fixtures in the Flesh-Garment, Language,—then are Metaphors its muscles and tissues and living integuments. An unmetaphorical style you shall in vain seek for: is not your very Attention a Stretching-to? The difference lies here: some styles are lean, adust, wiry, the muscle itself seems osseous; some are even quite pallid, hunger-bitten and dead-looking; while others again glow in the flush of health and vigorous self-growth, sometimes (as in my own case) not without an apoplectic tendency. Moreover, there are sham Metaphors, which overhanging that same Thought's-Body (best naked), and deceptively bedizening, or bolstering it out, may be called its false stuffings, superfluous show-cloaks (Putz-Mantel), and tawdry woollen rags: whereof he that runs and reads may gather whole hampers,—and burn them."

"Language is called the Garment of Thought; however, it should be more accurately described as the Flesh-Garment, the Body, of Thought. I mentioned that Imagination wove this Flesh-Garment, and doesn’t it? Metaphors are her material: take a look at Language; aside from a few basic elements (like natural sounds), what is it other than Metaphors, either recognized or no longer recognized; still fluid and vibrant, or now solid and colorless? If those same basic elements are like the bones in the Flesh-Garment, Language, then Metaphors are its muscles and tissues and living coverings. You will seek in vain for an unmetaphorical style: isn’t your very Attention a Stretching-to? The difference lies here: some styles are lean, dry, wiry, where the muscle itself seems bony; some are even quite pale, starved, and lifeless; while others shine with health and strong self-development, sometimes (as in my case) not without a tendency toward apoplexy. Furthermore, there are fake Metaphors that hang over that same Thought's Body (best left bare), and deceptively adorn or prop it up, which can be called its false fillers, unnecessary show-cloaks (Putz-Mantel), and cheap woolen rags: and anyone who runs and reads can gather them by the basketful—and burn them."

Than which paragraph on Metaphors did the reader ever chance to see a more surprisingly metaphorical? However, that is not our chief grievance; the Professor continues:—

Than which paragraph on Metaphors did the reader ever come across a more surprisingly metaphorical one? However, that is not our main complaint; the Professor goes on:—

"Why multiply instances? It is written, the Heavens and the Earth shall fade away like a Vesture; which indeed they are: the Time-vesture of the Eternal. Whatsoever sensibly exists, whatsoever represents Spirit to Spirit, is properly a Clothing, a suit of Raiment, put on for a season, and to be laid off. Thus in this one pregnant subject of CLOTHES, rightly understood, is included all that men have thought, dreamed, done, and been: the whole External Universe and what it holds is but Clothing; and the essence of all Science lies in the PHILOSOPHY OF CLOTHES."

"Why have multiple instances? It’s written that the Heavens and the Earth will fade away like a garment; and indeed, they will: the temporal garment of the Eternal. Everything that exists in a tangible way, everything that connects Spirit to Spirit, is essentially Clothing, a set of attire, worn for a time and meant to be taken off. Thus, within this one profound topic of CLOTHES, when understood correctly, lies everything that people have thought, dreamed, done, and been: the entire External Universe and everything it contains is just Clothing; and the essence of all Science is found in the PHILOSOPHY OF CLOTHES."

Towards these dim infinitely expanded regions, close-bordering on the impalpable Inane, it is not without apprehension, and perpetual difficulties, that the Editor sees himself journeying and struggling. Till lately a cheerful daystar of hope hung before him, in the expected Aid of Hofrath Heuschrecke; which daystar, however, melts now, not into the red of morning, but into a vague, gray half-light, uncertain whether dawn of day or dusk of utter darkness. For the last week, these so-called Biographical Documents are in his hand. By the kindness of a Scottish Hamburg Merchant, whose name, known to the whole mercantile world, he must not mention; but whose honorable courtesy, now and often before spontaneously manifested to him, a mere literary stranger, he cannot soon forget,—the bulky Weissnichtwo Packet, with all its Custom-house seals, foreign hieroglyphs, and miscellaneous tokens of Travel, arrived here in perfect safety, and free of cost. The reader shall now fancy with what hot haste it was broken up, with what breathless expectation glanced over; and, alas, with what unquiet disappointment it has, since then, been often thrown down, and again taken up.

Towards these dim, endlessly expanding areas, bordering on the intangible void, the Editor journeys and struggles with a mix of anxiety and constant challenges. Until recently, a bright star of hope shone before him, in the anticipated help from Hofrath Heuschrecke; however, that star now fades into a vague, gray twilight, uncertain whether it's the dawn of day or the dusk of complete darkness. For the past week, he has had in his possession these so-called Biographical Documents. Thanks to the kindness of a Scottish merchant from Hamburg, whose name is well-known in the business world but must remain unmentioned, he received the large Weissnichtwo Packet, complete with all its customs seals, foreign symbols, and assorted travel tokens, which arrived here safely and without charge. The reader can imagine the frantic excitement with which it was opened, the breathless anticipation with which it was examined, and, unfortunately, the restless disappointment with which it has often been tossed aside and picked up again since then.

Hofrath Heuschrecke, in a too long-winded Letter, full of compliments, Weissnichtwo politics, dinners, dining repartees, and other ephemeral trivialities, proceeds to remind us of what we knew well already: that however it may be with Metaphysics, and other abstract Science originating in the Head (Verstand) alone, no Life-Philosophy (Lebensphilosophie), such as this of Clothes pretends to be, which originates equally in the Character (Gemuth), and equally speaks thereto, can attain its significance till the Character itself is known and seen; "till the Author's View of the World (Weltansicht), and how he actively and passively came by such view, are clear: in short till a Biography of him has been philosophico-poetically written, and philosophico-poetically read.... Nay," adds he, "were the speculative scientific Truth even known, you still, in this inquiring age, ask yourself, Whence came it, and Why, and How?—and rest not, till, if no better may be, Fancy have shaped out an answer; and either in the authentic lineaments of Fact, or the forged ones of Fiction, a complete picture and Genetical History of the Man and his spiritual Endeavor lies before you. But why," says the Hofrath, and indeed say we, "do I dilate on the uses of our Teufelsdrockh's Biography? The great Herr Minister von Goethe has penetratingly remarked that Man is properly the only object that interests man:' thus I too have noted, that in Weissnichtwo our whole conversation is little or nothing else but Biography or Autobiography; ever humano-anecdotical (menschlich-anekdotisch). Biography is by nature the most universally profitable, universally pleasant of all things: especially Biography of distinguished individuals.

Hofrath Heuschrecke, in an overly long letter filled with compliments, Weissnichtwo politics, dinner conversations, and other fleeting trivialities, goes on to remind us of something we already understood: that regardless of the state of Metaphysics and other abstract sciences based solely on the intellect (Verstand), no Life Philosophy (LebensphilosophieGemuth) and speaks to it, can achieve significance until the Character itself is known and understood; "until the Author's Worldview (Weltansicht), and how he actively and passively arrived at such a view, are clear: in short, until a philosophically poetic biography of him has been written and read.... Furthermore," he adds, "even if the speculative scientific truth were known, you would still, in this questioning age, ask yourself, Where did it come from, Why, and How?—and you wouldn’t rest until, if nothing better, your imagination has crafted an answer; and either in the authentic outlines of fact or the fabricated ones of fiction, a complete picture and genealogical history of the man and his spiritual endeavors lies before you. But why," the Hofrath asks, and we ask too, "do I elaborate on the importance of our Teufelsdrockh's biography? The esteemed Herr Minister von Goethe wisely noted that Man is truly the only subject that interests man: hence, I have also noticed that in Weissnichtwo, our entire conversation is hardly anything other than biography or autobiography; always humano-anecdotal (menschlich-anekdotisch). Biography is inherently the most universally valuable and enjoyable of all things: especially the biography of prominent individuals.

"By this time, mein Verehrtester (my Most Esteemed)," continues he, with an eloquence which, unless the words be purloined from Teufelsdrockh, or some trick of his, as we suspect, is well-nigh unaccountable, "by this time you are fairly plunged (vertieft) in that mighty forest of Clothes-Philosophy; and looking round, as all readers do, with astonishment enough. Such portions and passages as you have already mastered, and brought to paper, could not but awaken a strange curiosity touching the mind they issued from; the perhaps unparalleled psychical mechanism, which manufactured such matter, and emitted it to the light of day. Had Teufelsdrockh also a father and mother; did he, at one time, wear drivel-bibs, and live on spoon-meat? Did he ever, in rapture and tears, clasp a friend's bosom to his; looks he also wistfully into the long burial-aisle of the Past, where only winds, and their low harsh moan, give inarticulate answer? Has he fought duels;—good Heaven! how did he comport himself when in Love? By what singular stair-steps, in short, and subterranean passages, and sloughs of Despair, and steep Pisgah hills, has he reached this wonderful prophetic Hebron (a true Old-Clothes Jewry) where he now dwells?

"By now, mein Verehrtester (my Most Esteemed)," he continues, with a kind of eloquence that is almost unbelievable unless the words are taken from Teufelsdrockh or are some trick of his, as we suspect, "by now you are deeply immersed (vertieft) in that vast forest of Clothes-Philosophy, and looking around, as all readers do, with plenty of astonishment. The sections and passages you've already understood and written down must stir up an unusual curiosity about the mind they came from; the perhaps unmatched psychological mechanism that produced such content and brought it into the light. Did Teufelsdrockh have parents? Did he once wear bibs and eat pureed food? Did he ever, in moments of joy and tears, embrace a friend? Does he also gazes longingly into the dark hallway of the Past, where only the winds and their low, harsh moan respond inarticulately? Has he fought duels;—good heavens! how did he behave in Love? What unique paths, in short, and underground passages, and pits of Despair, and steep hills of insight, has he climbed to reach this incredible prophetic place (a true Old-Clothes marketplace) where he now resides?"

"To all these natural questions the voice of public History is as yet silent. Certain only that he has been, and is, a Pilgrim, and Traveller from a far Country; more or less footsore and travel-soiled; has parted with road-companions; fallen among thieves, been poisoned by bad cookery, blistered with bug-bites; nevertheless, at every stage (for they have let him pass), has had the Bill to discharge. But the whole particulars of his Route, his Weather-observations, the picturesque Sketches he took, though all regularly jotted down (in indelible sympathetic-ink by an invisible interior Penman), are these nowhere forthcoming? Perhaps quite lost: one other leaf of that mighty Volume (of human Memory) left to fly abroad, unprinted, unpublished, unbound up, as waste paper; and to rot, the sport of rainy winds?

"To all these natural questions, the voice of public History is still silent. The only certainty is that he has been and is a Pilgrim and Traveler from a distant place; more or less worn out and travel-stained; has parted ways with fellow travelers; fallen victim to thieves, suffered from bad food, and dealt with bug bites; yet, at every stage (since they have allowed him to pass), he has had to pay the bill. But the complete details of his journey, his weather observations, the beautiful sketches he made—though all meticulously recorded (in indelible sympathetic ink by an invisible internal scribe)—are nowhere to be found? Perhaps completely lost: one more page of that vast Volume (of human Memory) left to wander, unprinted, unpublished, unbound, like waste paper; destined to decay, tossed around by the rainy winds?"

"No, verehrtester Herr Herausgeber, in no wise! I here, by the unexampled favor you stand in with our Sage, send not a Biography only, but an Autobiography: at least the materials for such; wherefrom, if I misreckon not, your perspicacity will draw fullest insight: and so the whole Philosophy and Philosopher of Clothes will stand clear to the wondering eyes of England, nay thence, through America, through Hindostan, and the antipodal New Holland, finally conquer (einnehmen) great part of this terrestrial Planet!"

"No, esteemed Mr. Editor, not at all! Here, by the incredible favor you have with our Sage, I'm sending not just a Biography, but an Autobiography: at least the materials for one; from which, if I’m not mistaken, your insight will gather the deepest understanding: and so the entire Philosophy and Philosopher of Clothes will become clear to the amazed eyes of England, and then, through America, Hindostan, and the distant New Holland, will ultimately take over (einnehmen) a great part of this planet!"

And now let the sympathizing reader judge of our feeling when, in place of this same Autobiography with "fullest insight," we find—Six considerable PAPER-BAGS, carefully sealed, and marked successively, in gilt China-ink, with the symbols of the Six southern Zodiacal Signs, beginning at Libra; in the inside of which sealed Bags lie miscellaneous masses of Sheets, and oftener Shreds and Snips, written in Professor Teufelsdrockh's scarce legible cursiv-schrift; and treating of all imaginable things under the Zodiac and above it, but of his own personal history only at rare intervals, and then in the most enigmatic manner.

And now let the empathetic reader consider how we felt when, instead of this Autobiography with "fullest insight," we found—six large PAPER BAGS, carefully sealed and labeled with, in shiny gold ink, the symbols of the six southern Zodiac Signs, starting with Libra; inside these sealed bags were various sheets, and more often scraps and snippets, written in Professor Teufelsdrockh's hard-to-read cursive; discussing all sorts of topics within and beyond the Zodiac, but his personal history only comes up occasionally, and even then in the most cryptic way.

Whole fascicles there are, wherein the Professor, or, as he here, speaking in the third person, calls himself, "the Wanderer," is not once named. Then again, amidst what seems to be a Metaphysico-theological Disquisition, "Detached Thoughts on the Steam-engine," or, "The continued Possibility of Prophecy," we shall meet with some quite private, not unimportant Biographical fact. On certain sheets stand Dreams, authentic or not, while the circumjacent waking Actions are omitted. Anecdotes, oftenest without date of place or time, fly loosely on separate slips, like Sibylline leaves. Interspersed also are long purely Autobiographical delineations; yet without connection, without recognizable coherence; so unimportant, so superfluously minute, they almost remind us of "P.P. Clerk of this Parish." Thus does famine of intelligence alternate with waste. Selection, order, appears to be unknown to the Professor. In all Bags the same imbroglio; only perhaps in the Bag Capricorn, and those near it, the confusion a little worse confounded. Close by a rather eloquent Oration, "On receiving the Doctor's-Hat," lie wash-bills, marked bezahlt (settled). His Travels are indicated by the Street-Advertisements of the various cities he has visited; of which Street-Advertisements, in most living tongues, here is perhaps the completest collection extant.

There are entire collections where the Professor, or as he calls himself in the third person, "the Wanderer," isn't mentioned even once. Then again, among what seems to be a deep philosophical and theological discussion, "Detached Thoughts on the Steam-engine," or "The Continued Possibility of Prophecy," we come across some quite personal, not unimportant, biographical facts. On certain pages, we find dreams, whether real or not, while surrounding waking actions are left out. Anecdotes, often without dates or location, scatter loosely on separate slips, like the leaves of the Sibyl. Also mixed in are long, purely autobiographical accounts, but these are disconnected and lack any identifiable coherence; so trivial, so unnecessarily detailed, they almost remind us of "P.P. Clerk of this Parish." Thus, a lack of insight alternates with waste. The Professor seems to lack selection and order. In every collection, there's the same mess; perhaps only in the collection Capricorn, and those nearby, is the chaos a bit more exaggerated. Close to a rather eloquent speech, "On Receiving the Doctor's Hat," are bills labeled bezahlt (settled). His travels are noted through street advertisements from various cities he's visited; among which, this might be the most complete collection of street advertisements in many living languages.

So that if the Clothes-Volume itself was too like a Chaos, we have now instead of the solar Luminary that should still it, the airy Limbo which by intermixture will farther volatilize and discompose it! As we shall perhaps see it our duty ultimately to deposit these Six Paper-Bags in the British Museum, farther description, and all vituperation of them, may be spared. Biography or Autobiography of Teufelsdrockh there is, clearly enough, none to be gleaned here: at most some sketchy, shadowy fugitive likeness of him may, by unheard-of efforts, partly of intellect, partly of imagination, on the side of Editor and of Reader, rise up between them. Only as a gaseous-chaotic Appendix to that aqueous-chaotic Volume can the contents of the Six Bags hover round us, and portions thereof be incorporated with our delineation of it.

So if the Clothes-Volume itself was too much like chaos, instead of the sun that should calm it, we now have the airy limbo that will further break it down and mix it up! Since we might ultimately see it as our duty to leave these Six Paper-Bags at the British Museum, any further description or criticism of them can be left out. There is clearly no biography or autobiography of Teufelsdrockh here to be found: at most, a vague, shadowy image of him might, through incredible efforts, partly involving intellect and partly imagination, emerge between the Editor and the Reader. Only as a gaseous-chaotic appendix to that watery-chaotic Volume can the contents of the Six Bags float around us, and parts of it be included in our portrayal of it.

Daily and nightly does the Editor sit (with green spectacles) deciphering these unimaginable Documents from their perplexed cursiv-schrift; collating them with the almost equally unimaginable Volume, which stands in legible print. Over such a universal medley of high and low, of hot, cold, moist and dry, is he here struggling (by union of like with like, which is Method) to build a firm Bridge for British travellers. Never perhaps since our first Bridge-builders, Sin and Death, built that stupendous Arch from Hell-gate to the Earth, did any Pontifex, or Pontiff, undertake such a task as the present Editor. For in this Arch too, leading, as we humbly presume, far otherwards than that grand primeval one, the materials are to be fished up from the weltering deep, and down from the simmering air, here one mass, there another, and cunningly cemented, while the elements boil beneath: nor is there any supernatural force to do it with; but simply the Diligence and feeble thinking Faculty of an English Editor, endeavoring to evolve printed Creation out of a German printed and written Chaos, wherein, as he shoots to and fro in it, gathering, clutching, piecing the Why to the far-distant Wherefore, his whole Faculty and Self are like to be swallowed up.

Daily and nightly, the Editor sits (with green glasses) decoding these baffling documents from their confusing cursive script; comparing them with the almost equally baffling volume that’s clearly printed. He is struggling with this chaotic mix of highs and lows, hot and cold, wet and dry, trying to create a solid bridge for British travelers. Never since our original bridge builders, Sin and Death, constructed that immense arch from Hell's gate to Earth, has any pontiff or priest taken on a task quite like what the current Editor is facing. For in this arch too, leading, as we humbly believe, in a completely different direction from that ancient original, the materials must be pulled from the swirling depths and down from the boiling air, here a chunk, there a piece, all skillfully cemented together while the elements rage beneath; and there’s no supernatural help for it; just the perseverance and limited thinking ability of an English Editor, trying to bring printed order out of a chaotic mess of German printed and written material, as he darts around in it, gathering, clutching, piecing together the Why with the far-off Wherefore, with his whole mind and self nearly at risk of being overwhelmed.

Patiently, under these incessant toils and agitations, does the Editor, dismissing all anger, see his otherwise robust health declining; some fraction of his allotted natural sleep nightly leaving him, and little but an inflamed nervous-system to be looked for. What is the use of health, or of life, if not to do some work therewith? And what work nobler than transplanting foreign Thought into the barren domestic soil; except indeed planting Thought of your own, which the fewest are privileged to do? Wild as it looks, this Philosophy of Clothes, can we ever reach its real meaning, promises to reveal new-coming Eras, the first dim rudiments and already-budding germs of a nobler Era, in Universal History. Is not such a prize worth some striving? Forward with us, courageous reader; be it towards failure, or towards success! The latter thou sharest with us; the former also is not all our own.

Patiently, through these constant struggles and anxieties, the Editor, setting aside all anger, watches his normally strong health deteriorate; each night a portion of his natural sleep slips away, leaving him with nothing but an overactive nervous system. What is the point of health, or life, if not to accomplish something? And what work is nobler than bringing outside ideas into our barren home ground, unless it’s sharing your own thoughts, which only a few are fortunate enough to do? As crazy as it seems, this Philosophy of Clothes could help us discover its true meaning, promising to show us the beginnings of new eras, the first faint signs and already-sprouting seeds of a greater era in Universal History. Isn’t such a reward worth the effort? Come along with us, brave reader; whether it's heading toward failure or success! If we achieve success, it’s yours too; if we fail, that’s not solely our loss either.





BOOK II.





CHAPTER I. GENESIS.

In a psychological point of view, it is perhaps questionable whether from birth and genealogy, how closely scrutinized soever, much insight is to be gained. Nevertheless, as in every phenomenon the Beginning remains always the most notable moment; so, with regard to any great man, we rest not till, for our scientific profit or not, the whole circumstances of his first appearance in this Planet, and what manner of Public Entry he made, are with utmost completeness rendered manifest. To the Genesis of our Clothes-Philosopher, then, be this First Chapter consecrated. Unhappily, indeed, he seems to be of quite obscure extraction; uncertain, we might almost say, whether of any: so that this Genesis of his can properly be nothing but an Exodus (or transit out of Invisibility into Visibility); whereof the preliminary portion is nowhere forthcoming.

From a psychological perspective, it’s questionable how much we can really learn from someone's birth and family background, no matter how closely we examine them. Still, just as the Beginning is always the most significant moment in any phenomenon, when it comes to a great individual, we can’t help but dig deep into the circumstances surrounding their first appearance on this planet and how they made their public entrance, whether for our scientific understanding or not. So, let this First Chapter be dedicated to the origins of our "Clothes-Philosopher." Unfortunately, he seems to come from a rather obscure background; we might even say it’s uncertain whether he has any lineage at all. So, his Genesis can only be seen as an Exodus (a transition from invisibility to visibility), and the details of that initial experience are unfortunately not available.

"In the village of Entepfuhl," thus writes he, in the Bag Libra, on various Papers, which we arrange with difficulty, "dwelt Andreas Futteral and his wife; childless, in still seclusion, and cheerful though now verging towards old age. Andreas had been grenadier Sergeant, and even regimental Schoolmaster under Frederick the Great; but now, quitting the halbert and ferule for the spade and pruning-hook, cultivated a little Orchard, on the produce of which he, Cincinnatus-like, lived not without dignity. Fruits, the peach, the apple, the grape, with other varieties came in their season; all which Andreas knew how to sell: on evenings he smoked largely, or read (as beseemed a regimental Schoolmaster), and talked to neighbors that would listen about the Victory of Rossbach; and how Fritz the Only (der Einzige) had once with his own royal lips spoken to him, had been pleased to say, when Andreas as camp-sentinel demanded the pass-word, 'Schweig Hund (Peace, hound)!' before any of his staff-adjutants could answer. 'Das nenn' ich mir einen Konig, There is what I call a King,' would Andreas exclaim: 'but the smoke of Kunersdorf was still smarting his eyes.'

"In the village of Entepfuhl," he writes in the Bag Libra, on various papers that we struggle to organize, "lived Andreas Futteral and his wife; they were childless, living a quiet life, and although they were now nearing old age, they were cheerful. Andreas had been a sergeant in the grenadiers and even a regimental schoolmaster under Frederick the Great; but now, he had traded the halberd and ruler for a spade and pruning hook, tending to a small orchard, from which he lived—not without dignity—like Cincinnatus. Seasonal fruits like peaches, apples, and grapes came in, all of which Andreas knew how to sell. In the evenings, he smoked heavily or read (as fitting for a regimental schoolmaster) and talked to neighbors who would listen about the Victory of Rossbach; how Fritz the Only (der Einzige) had once spoken to him personally, graciously saying, when Andreas, as camp sentinel, asked for the password, 'Schweig Hund (Peace, hound)!' before any of his staff-adjutants could respond. 'Das nenn' ich mir einen König, There’s what I call a King,' Andreas would exclaim: 'but the smoke of Kunersdorf was still stinging his eyes.'"

"Gretchen, the housewife, won like Desdemona by the deeds rather than the looks of her now veteran Othello, lived not in altogether military subordination; for, as Andreas said, 'the womankind will not drill (wer kann die Weiberchen dressiren):' nevertheless she at heart loved him both for valor and wisdom; to her a Prussian grenadier Sergeant and Regiment's Schoolmaster was little other than a Cicero and Cid: what you see, yet cannot see over, is as good as infinite. Nay, was not Andreas in very deed a man of order, courage, downrightness (Geradheit); that understood Busching's Geography, had been in the victory of Rossbach, and left for dead in the camisade of Hochkirch? The good Gretchen, for all her fretting, watched over him and hovered round him as only a true house-mother can: assiduously she cooked and sewed and scoured for him; so that not only his old regimental sword and grenadier-cap, but the whole habitation and environment, where on pegs of honor they hung, looked ever trim and gay: a roomy painted Cottage, embowered in fruit-trees and forest-trees, evergreens and honeysuckles; rising many-colored from amid shaven grass-plots, flowers struggling in through the very windows; under its long projecting eaves nothing but garden-tools in methodic piles (to screen them from rain), and seats where, especially on summer nights, a King might have wished to sit and smoke, and call it his. Such a Bauergut (Copyhold) had Gretchen given her veteran; whose sinewy arms, and long-disused gardening talent, had made it what you saw.

Gretchen, the housewife, loved her seasoned Othello for his actions rather than his appearance. She didn’t live entirely under military control; as Andreas said, "women can't be trained." Still, deep down, she admired him for his bravery and intelligence; to her, a Prussian grenadier sergeant and regiment schoolmaster was as impressive as Cicero and El Cid — what you can see, yet cannot see beyond, is nearly infinite. Wasn’t Andreas truly a man of order, courage, and honesty? He understood Busching's Geography, fought in the victory at Rossbach, and was left for dead during the ambush at Hochkirch. Despite her worries, Gretchen took care of him and hovered around him like a dedicated homemaker: she diligently cooked, sewed, and cleaned for him, ensuring that not only his old regimental sword and grenadier cap but their entire home looked neat and cheerful. It was a spacious, painted cottage surrounded by fruit trees, evergreens, and honeysuckles, full of vibrant colors amidst trimmed grass and flowers bursting through the windows. Under its long eaves, there were only garden tools neatly piled (to protect them from rain) and seating where, especially on summer nights, a king might have wanted to sit, smoke, and call it his own. This picturesque homestead was what Gretchen had created for her veteran, whose strong arms and long-lost gardening skills had transformed it into what you see.

"Into this umbrageous Man's-nest, one meek yellow evening or dusk, when the Sun, hidden indeed from terrestrial Entepfuhl, did nevertheless journey visible and radiant along the celestial Balance (Libra), it was that a Stranger of reverend aspect entered; and, with grave salutation, stood before the two rather astonished housemates. He was close-muffled in a wide mantle; which without farther parley unfolding, he deposited therefrom what seemed some Basket, overhung with green Persian silk; saying only: Ihr lieben Leute, hier bringe ein unschatzbares Verleihen; nehmt es in aller Acht, sorgfaltigst benutzt es: mit hohem Lohn, oder wohl mit schweren Zinsen, wird's einst zuruckgefordert. 'Good Christian people, here lies for you an invaluable Loan; take all heed thereof, in all carefulness employ it: with high recompense, or else with heavy penalty, will it one day be required back.' Uttering which singular words, in a clear, bell-like, forever memorable tone, the Stranger gracefully withdrew; and before Andreas or his wife, gazing in expectant wonder, had time to fashion either question or answer, was clean gone. Neither out of doors could aught of him be seen or heard; he had vanished in the thickets, in the dusk; the Orchard-gate stood quietly closed: the Stranger was gone once and always. So sudden had the whole transaction been, in the autumn stillness and twilight, so gentle, noiseless, that the Futterals could have fancied it all a trick of Imagination, or some visit from an authentic Spirit. Only that the green-silk Basket, such as neither Imagination nor authentic Spirits are wont to carry, still stood visible and tangible on their little parlor-table. Towards this the astonished couple, now with lit candle, hastily turned their attention. Lifting the green veil, to see what invaluable it hid, they descried there, amid down and rich white wrappages, no Pitt Diamond or Hapsburg Regalia, but, in the softest sleep, a little red-colored Infant! Beside it, lay a roll of gold Friedrichs, the exact amount of which was never publicly known; also a Taufschein (baptismal certificate), wherein unfortunately nothing but the Name was decipherable, other document or indication none whatever.

One quiet yellow evening, when the Sun, hidden from the earthly world, still shone bright and clear in the sky's Libra, a dignified stranger entered the dimly lit home. With a solemn greeting, he stood before the two somewhat surprised housemates. He was wrapped tightly in a large cloak, and without further conversation, he took from it what appeared to be a basket draped in green Persian silk. He simply said: Ihr lieben Leute, hier bringe ein unschatzbares Verleihen; nehmt es in aller Acht, sorgfaltigst benutzt es: mit hohem Lohn, oder wohl mit schweren Zinsen, wird's einst zuruckgefordert. 'Good Christian folks, here lies for you an invaluable Loan; take great care with it, use it wisely: it will one day be demanded back with generous interest, or perhaps with severe penalties.' With these memorable words spoken in a clear, ringing tone, the stranger gracefully left. Before Andreas or his wife, gazing in eager wonder, could form a question or response, he was simply gone. There was no sign of him outside; he had disappeared into the shadows of the thicket, the orchard gate was quietly closed: the stranger was gone forever. The whole encounter had happened so suddenly, in the stillness of autumn twilight, so gently and silently, that the couple might have thought it was all just a figment of their imagination or a visit from a real spirit. The only thing that proved otherwise was the green silk basket, which neither imagination nor genuine spirits typically carry, still sitting visible and real on their small parlor table. The astonished couple, now with a lit candle, quickly turned their attention to it. Lifting the green veil to see what priceless item it concealed, they discovered, nestled among soft fluffy wrappings, not a Pitt Diamond or Hapsburg Regalia, but a little red-colored baby peacefully sleeping! Next to it was a roll of gold Friedrichs, the exact amount of which was never publicly known, along with a Taufschein (baptismal certificate), which unfortunately revealed only the name, with no other document or information to be found.

"To wonder and conjecture was unavailing, then and always thenceforth. Nowhere in Entepfuhl, on the morrow or next day, did tidings transpire of any such figure as the Stranger; nor could the Traveller, who had passed through the neighboring Town in coach-and-four, be connected with this Apparition, except in the way of gratuitous surmise. Meanwhile, for Andreas and his wife, the grand practical problem was: What to do with this little sleeping red-colored Infant? Amid amazements and curiosities, which had to die away without external satisfying, they resolved, as in such circumstances charitable prudent people needs must, on nursing it, though with spoon-meat, into whiteness, and if possible into manhood. The Heavens smiled on their endeavor: thus has that same mysterious Individual ever since had a status for himself in this visible Universe, some modicum of victual and lodging and parade-ground; and now expanded in bulk, faculty and knowledge of good and evil, he, as HERR DIOGENES TEUFELSDROCKH, professes or is ready to profess, perhaps not altogether without effect, in the new University of Weissnichtwo, the new Science of Things in General."

"Wondering and guessing proved useless, then and always after that. Nowhere in Entepfuhl, on the next day or the day after, did any news come up about a figure like the Stranger; nor could the Traveller, who had passed through the nearby Town in a lavish coach, be linked to this Apparition, except through wild speculation. Meanwhile, for Andreas and his wife, the main practical issue was: What to do with this little sleeping red-haired Infant? Amid amazement and curiosity, which had to fade away without external resolution, they decided, as kind and sensible people often must in such situations, to raise him, though with soft food, into whiteness, and if possible into adulthood. The Heavens smiled upon their efforts: thus, this same mysterious Individual has since carved out a place for himself in this visible Universe, receiving some food, shelter, and a bit of recognition; and now, as he grows in size, ability, and understanding of good and evil, he, as HERR DIOGENES TEUFELSDROCKH, declares or is ready to declare, perhaps not without some impact, in the new University of Weissnichtwo, the new Science of Things in General."

Our Philosopher declares here, as indeed we should think he well might, that these facts, first communicated, by the good Gretchen Futteral, In his twelfth year, "produced on the boyish heart and fancy a quite indelible impression. Who this reverend Personage," he says, "that glided into the Orchard Cottage when the Sun was in Libra, and then, as on spirit's wings, glided out again, might be? An inexpressible desire, full of love and of sadness, has often since struggled within me to shape an answer. Ever, in my distresses and my loneliness, has Fantasy turned, full of longing (sehnsuchtsvoll), to that unknown Father, who perhaps far from me, perhaps near, either way invisible, might have taken me to his paternal bosom, there to lie screened from many a woe. Thou beloved Father, dost thou still, shut out from me only by thin penetrable curtains of earthly Space, wend to and fro among the crowd of the living? Or art thou hidden by those far thicker curtains of the Everlasting Night, or rather of the Everlasting Day, through which my mortal eye and outstretched arms need not strive to reach? Alas, I know not, and in vain vex myself to know. More than once, heart-deluded, have I taken for thee this and the other noble-looking Stranger; and approached him wistfully, with infinite regard; but he too had to repel me, he too was not thou.

Our philosopher suggests here, as we should probably think he might, that these facts, initially shared by the good Gretchen Futteral, in his twelfth year, "left an unforgettable impression on the boyish heart and imagination." He asks, "Who was this reverend figure that glided into the Orchard Cottage when the sun was in Libra, and then, like on the wings of a spirit, glided out again? An indescribable longing, filled with love and sadness, has often since struggled within me to find an answer. Always, in my troubles and loneliness, my imagination has turned, full of longing (sehnsuchtsvoll), to that unknown father, who perhaps is far from me, perhaps near, yet unseen, who might have taken me into his loving embrace, where I could be sheltered from many sorrows. Beloved father, do you still wander among the living, separated from me only by thin, penetrable curtains of earthly space? Or are you hidden behind those much thicker curtains of everlasting night, or rather of everlasting day, which my mortal eyes and outstretched arms cannot hope to reach? Alas, I do not know, and I torment myself in vain trying to find out. More than once, in my heart's delusion, I have mistaken this and that noble-looking stranger for you; I approached him with longing and great affection, but he too had to turn me away; he too was not you.

"And yet, O Man born of Woman," cries the Autobiographer, with one of his sudden whirls, "wherein is my case peculiar? Hadst thou, any more than I, a Father whom thou knowest? The Andreas and Gretchen, or the Adam and Eve, who led thee into Life, and for a time suckled and pap-fed thee there, whom thou namest Father and Mother; these were, like mine, but thy nursing-father and nursing-mother: thy true Beginning and Father is in Heaven, whom with the bodily eye thou shalt never behold, but only with the spiritual....

"And yet, O Man born of Woman," cries the Autobiographer, with one of his sudden turns, "what makes my situation different? Did you, any more than I, have a Father you actually know? The Andreas and Gretchen, or the Adam and Eve, who brought you into this world and for a while nurtured you, whom you call Father and Mother; they were, like mine, just your caregivers: your real Beginning and Father is in Heaven, whom you will never see with your physical eyes, but only with your spirit....

"The little green veil," adds he, among much similar moralizing, and embroiled discoursing, "I yet keep; still more inseparably the Name, Diogenes Teufelsdrockh. From the veil can nothing be inferred: a piece of now quite faded Persian silk, like thousands of others. On the Name I have many times meditated and conjectured; but neither in this lay there any clew. That it was my unknown Father's name I must hesitate to believe. To no purpose have I searched through all the Herald's Books, in and without the German Empire, and through all manner of Subscriber-Lists (Pranumeranten), Militia-Rolls, and other Name-catalogues; extraordinary names as we have in Germany, the name Teufelsdrockh, except as appended to my own person, nowhere occurs. Again, what may the unchristian rather than Christian 'Diogenes' mean? Did that reverend Basket-bearer intend, by such designation, to shadow forth my future destiny, or his own present malign humor? Perhaps the latter, perhaps both. Thou ill-starred Parent, who like an Ostrich hadst to leave thy ill-starred offspring to be hatched into self-support by the mere sky-influences of Chance, can thy pilgrimage have been a smooth one? Beset by Misfortune thou doubtless hast been; or indeed by the worst figure of Misfortune, by Misconduct. Often have I fancied how, in thy hard life-battle, thou wert shot at, and slung at, wounded, hand-fettered, hamstrung, browbeaten and bedevilled by the Time-Spirit (Zeitgeist) in thyself and others, till the good soul first given thee was seered into grim rage, and thou hadst nothing for it but to leave in me an indignant appeal to the Future, and living speaking Protest against the Devil, as that same Spirit not of the Time only, but of Time itself, is well named! Which Appeal and Protest, may I now modestly add, was not perhaps quite lost in air.

"The little green veil," he adds, amidst a lot of similar moralizing and complicated talks, "I still keep; even more inseparably the Name, Diogenes Teufelsdrockh. Nothing can be inferred from the veil: it's just a piece of now quite faded Persian silk, like thousands of others. I've thought and speculated a lot about the Name, but there are no clues there either. I have to hesitate to believe that it was my unknown father's name. I've searched through all the Herald's Books, inside and outside the German Empire, and through all sorts of Subscriber-Lists (Pranumeranten), Militia-Rolls, and other name lists; extraordinary names like those we have in Germany, but the name Teufelsdrockh, except as attached to me, appears nowhere. Again, what could the unchristian rather than Christian 'Diogenes' mean? Did that respected Basket-bearer intend, by such a name, to foreshadow my future, or to express his own present bad mood? Perhaps the latter, perhaps both. You unfortunate parent, who like an ostrich had to leave your ill-fated offspring to be molded by the random influences of chance, was your journey a smooth one? You’ve undoubtedly faced misfortune; or rather, the worst kind of misfortune, which is misconduct. Often, I've imagined how, in your tough battle for life, you were shot at, bashed, wounded, shackled, crippled, bullied and tormented by the spirit of the times (Zeitgeist) both within yourself and in others, until your good soul was burned into grim anger, and all you could do was leave me an indignant appeal to the future, a living protest against the Devil, as that same spirit is aptly named—not just of the times but of Time itself! And I may now modestly add, that this Appeal and Protest was perhaps not entirely lost in the air.

"For indeed, as Walter Shandy often insisted, there is much, nay almost all, in Names. The Name is the earliest Garment you wrap round the earth-visiting ME; to which it thenceforth cleaves, more tenaciously (for there are Names that have lasted nigh thirty centuries) than the very skin. And now from without, what mystic influences does it not send inwards, even to the centre; especially in those plastic first-times, when the whole soul is yet infantine, soft, and the invisible seedgrain will grow to be an all overshadowing tree! Names? Could I unfold the influence of Names, which are the most important of all Clothings, I were a second greater Trismegistus. Not only all common Speech, but Science, Poetry itself is no other, if thou consider it, than a right Naming. Adam's first task was giving names to natural Appearances: what is ours still but a continuation of the same; be the Appearances exotic-vegetable, organic, mechanic, stars, or starry movements (as in Science); or (as in Poetry) passions, virtues, calamities, God-attributes, Gods?—In a very plain sense the Proverb says, Call one a thief, and he will steal; in an almost similar sense may we not perhaps say, Call one Diogenes Teufelsdrockh, and he will open the Philosophy of Clothes?"

“For sure, as Walter Shandy often pointed out, there’s a lot, almost everything, in Names. A Name is the first layer you wrap around your earth-exploring self; it sticks with you more firmly (some Names have lasted nearly thirty centuries) than your very skin. And from the outside, what mysterious influences does it not send inward, all the way to your core; especially in those formative first moments when your whole being is still young, soft, and the unseen potential will grow into a towering tree! Names? If I could explain the power of Names, which are the most essential of all coverings, I would be a second greater Trismegistus. Not only common Speech but also Science and Poetry are, if you think about it, just a true Naming. Adam’s first job was naming the things in nature: what is ours now but a continuation of that; whether the things are exotic plants, organic, mechanical, stars, or starry movements (as in Science); or (as in Poetry) emotions, virtues, disasters, attributes of God, or Gods?—In a very straightforward way, the saying goes, Call someone a thief, and he will steal; similarly, can we not say, Call someone Diogenes Teufelsdrockh, and he will unlock the Philosophy of Clothes?”

"Meanwhile the incipient Diogenes, like others, all ignorant of his Why, his How or Whereabout, was opening his eyes to the kind Light; sprawling out his ten fingers and toes; listening, tasting, feeling; in a word, by all his Five Senses, still more by his Sixth Sense of Hunger, and a whole infinitude of inward, spiritual, half-awakened Senses, endeavoring daily to acquire for himself some knowledge of this strange Universe where he had arrived, be his task therein what it might. Infinite was his progress; thus in some fifteen months, he could perform the miracle of—Speech! To breed a fresh Soul, is it not like brooding a fresh (celestial) Egg; wherein as yet all is formless, powerless; yet by degrees organic elements and fibres shoot through the watery albumen; and out of vague Sensation grows Thought, grows Fantasy and Force, and we have Philosophies, Dynasties, nay Poetries and Religions!

"Meanwhile, the budding Diogenes, like many others, completely unaware of his Why, How, or Whereabouts, was opening his eyes to the gentle Light; stretching out his ten fingers and toes; listening, tasting, feeling; in short, using all his Five Senses, and even more his Sixth Sense of Hunger, along with countless inner, spiritual, partially awakened Senses, attempting each day to gain some understanding of this strange Universe he had entered, regardless of what his role might be. His progress was immense; within about fifteen months, he could perform the miracle of—Speech! To nurture a new Soul, isn’t it like hatching a new (celestial) Egg; where initially everything is formless and powerless, yet gradually, organic elements and fibers emerge through the watery egg white; and from vague Sensation, Thought is born, along with Fantasy and Force, leading to Philosophies, Dynasties, even Poetries and Religions!

"Young Diogenes, or rather young Gneschen, for by such diminutive had they in their fondness named him, travelled forward to those high consummations, by quick yet easy stages. The Futterals, to avoid vain talk, and moreover keep the roll of gold Friedrichs safe, gave out that he was a grandnephew; the orphan of some sister's daughter, suddenly deceased, in Andreas's distant Prussian birthland; of whom, as of her indigent sorrowing widower, little enough was known at Entepfuhl. Heedless of all which, the Nursling took to his spoon-meat, and throve. I have heard him noted as a still infant, that kept his mind much to himself; above all, that seldom or never cried. He already felt that time was precious; that he had other work cut out for him than whimpering."

"Young Diogenes, or rather young Gneschen, since that’s what they affectionately called him, moved forward toward those higher achievements in quick yet easy steps. To avoid unnecessary chatter and to keep the stash of gold Friedrichs safe, the Futterals claimed he was a grandnephew—the orphaned child of some sister’s daughter who had suddenly passed away in Andreas’s faraway Prussian homeland; and very little was known about her or her grieving husband in Entepfuhl. Ignoring all of this, the Nursling took to his soft food and thrived. I’ve heard it said that even as a baby, he kept to himself a lot; especially that he rarely if ever cried. He already sensed that time was valuable and that he had more important things to do than whimper."

Such, after utmost painful search and collation among these miscellaneous Paper-masses, is all the notice we can gather of Herr Teufelsdrockh's genealogy. More imperfect, more enigmatic it can seem to few readers than to us. The Professor, in whom truly we more and more discern a certain satirical turn, and deep under-currents of roguish whim, for the present stands pledged in honor, so we will not doubt him: but seems it not conceivable that, by the "good Gretchen Futteral," or some other perhaps interested party, he has himself been deceived? Should these sheets, translated or not, ever reach the Entepfuhl Circulating Library, some cultivated native of that district might feel called to afford explanation. Nay, since Books, like invisible scouts, permeate the whole habitable globe, and Timbuctoo itself is not safe from British Literature, may not some Copy find out even the mysterious basket-bearing Stranger, who in a state of extreme senility perhaps still exists; and gently force even him to disclose himself; to claim openly a son, in whom any father may feel pride?

After a long and painful search through all these random papers, this is all we can find about Herr Teufelsdrockh's family background. It seems more incomplete and puzzling to us than it will to most readers. The Professor, who we increasingly notice has a bit of a satirical side and hidden playful nuances, currently holds a position that requires him to tell the truth, so we don't doubt him. But isn't it possible that he has been misled by "good Gretchen Futteral" or someone else with their own agenda? If these pages, translated or not, ever make it to the Entepfuhl Circulating Library, maybe a well-read local will feel it’s their duty to provide some clarity. Moreover, since books, like invisible messengers, can reach every corner of the world, and even Timbuctoo isn't shielded from British Literature, might it be possible for a copy to find its way to that mysterious stranger with a basket who might still be around in old age? Perhaps he could be gently prompted to reveal himself and even acknowledge a son he can take pride in.





CHAPTER II. IDYLLIC.

"HAPPY season of Childhood!" exclaims Teufelsdrockh: "Kind Nature, that art to all a bountiful mother; that visitest the poor man's hut with auroral radiance; and for thy Nursling hast provided a soft swathing of Love and infinite Hope, wherein he waxes and slumbers, danced round (umgaukelt) by sweetest Dreams! If the paternal Cottage still shuts us in, its roof still screens us; with a Father we have as yet a prophet, priest and king, and an Obedience that makes us free. The young spirit has awakened out of Eternity, and knows not what we mean by Time; as yet Time is no fast-hurrying stream, but a sportful sunlit ocean; years to the child are as ages: ah! the secret of Vicissitude, of that slower or quicker decay and ceaseless down-rushing of the universal World-fabric, from the granite mountain to the man or day-moth, is yet unknown; and in a motionless Universe, we taste, what afterwards in this quick-whirling Universe is forever denied us, the balm of Rest. Sleep on, thou fair Child, for thy long rough journey is at hand! A little while, and thou too shalt sleep no more, but thy very dreams shall be mimic battles; thou too, with old Arnauld, wilt have to say in stern patience: 'Rest? Rest? Shall I not have all Eternity to rest in?' Celestial Nepenthe! though a Pyrrhus conquer empires, and an Alexander sack the world, he finds thee not; and thou hast once fallen gently, of thy own accord, on the eyelids, on the heart of every mother's child. For as yet, sleep and waking are one: the fair Life-garden rustles infinite around, and everywhere is dewy fragrance, and the budding of Hope; which budding, if in youth, too frost-nipt, it grow to flowers, will in manhood yield no fruit, but a prickly, bitter-rinded stone-fruit, of which the fewest can find the kernel."

"HAPPY season of Childhood!" exclaims Teufelsdrockh: "Kind Nature, you are a generous mother to everyone; you visit the poor man's hut with dawn's bright light; and for your child, you’ve provided a soft blanket of Love and endless Hope, where they thrive and dream, surrounded by the sweetest Dreams! If the family Cottage still holds us close, its roof still protects us; with a Father, we still have a prophet, priest, and king, and an Obedience that sets us free. The young spirit has awakened from Eternity, and does not understand what we mean by Time; for now, Time is not a rushing river, but a playful, sunlit ocean; to the child, years feel like ages: ah! the mystery of Change, of that slower or quicker decay and constant collapse of the universe, from the granite mountain to the man or moth, is still unknown; and in this still Universe, we experience what is forever denied to us in this fast-spinning Universe, the comfort of Rest. Sleep on, beautiful Child, for your long, tough journey is coming! Soon, you too shall sleep no more, but your very dreams will be like pretend battles; you too, with old Arnauld, will have to say with stern patience: 'Rest? Rest? Will I not have all Eternity to rest?' Celestial Nepenthe! even if a Pyrrhus conquers empires, and an Alexander sacks the world, he does not find you; yet you have gently fallen, unbidden, on the eyelids, on the heart of every mother's child. For now, sleep and waking are the same: the lovely Life-garden rustles infinitely around, filled with dewy fragrance and the blossoming of Hope; which blossoming, if too frostbitten in youth, will in adulthood yield no fruit, but a spiny, bitter stone fruit, of which few can find the kernel."

In such rose-colored light does our Professor, as Poets are wont, look back on his childhood; the historical details of which (to say nothing of much other vague oratorical matter) he accordingly dwells on with an almost wearisome minuteness. We hear of Entepfuhl standing "in trustful derangement" among the woody slopes; the paternal Orchard flanking it as extreme outpost from below; the little Kuhbach gushing kindly by, among beech-rows, through river after river, into the Donau, into the Black Sea, into the Atmosphere and Universe; and how "the brave old Linden," stretching like a parasol of twenty ells in radius, overtopping all other rows and clumps, towered up from the central Agora and Campus Martius of the Village, like its Sacred Tree; and how the old men sat talking under its shadow (Gneschen often greedily listening), and the wearied laborers reclined, and the unwearied children sported, and the young men and maidens often danced to flute-music. "Glorious summer twilights," cries Teufelsdrockh, "when the Sun, like a proud Conqueror and Imperial Taskmaster, turned his back, with his gold-purple emblazonry, and all his fireclad bodyguard (of Prismatic Colors); and the tired brickmakers of this clay Earth might steal a little frolic, and those few meek Stars would not tell of them!"

In such a rose-colored light, our Professor, like poets often do, reflects on his childhood, dwelling on its historical details (not to mention a lot of other vague oratorical stuff) with almost tedious precision. We hear about Entepfuhl standing "in trustful disarray" among the wooded slopes, the family orchard serving as the farthest outpost below it, the little Kuhbach bubbling happily by among rows of beech trees, flowing through river after river, into the Danube, into the Black Sea, and into the atmosphere and universe; and how "the brave old linden tree," spreading out like a twenty-yard-radius parasol, overshadowed all other rows and clusters, rising from the central Agora and Campus Martius of the village, like its Sacred Tree; and how the old men sat talking in its shade (with Gneschen often listening eagerly), while the tired laborers rested, the energetic children played, and the young men and women frequently danced to flute music. "Glorious summer evenings," exclaims Teufelsdrockh, "when the sun, like a proud conqueror and imperial taskmaster, turned his back, displaying his gold-purple splendor, along with all his fiery entourage (of prismatic colors); and the exhausted brickmakers of this clay earth could enjoy a little fun, while those few humble stars wouldn’t tell on them!”

Then we have long details of the Weinlesen (Vintage), the Harvest-Home, Christmas, and so forth; with a whole cycle of the Entepfuhl Children's-games, differing apparently by mere superficial shades from those of other countries. Concerning all which, we shall here, for obvious reasons, say nothing. What cares the world for our as yet miniature Philosopher's achievements under that "brave old Linden "? Or even where is the use of such practical reflections as the following? "In all the sports of Children, were it only in their wanton breakages and defacements, you shall discern a creative instinct (schaffenden Trieb): the Mankin feels that he is a born Man, that his vocation is to work. The choicest present you can make him is a Tool; be it knife or pen-gun, for construction or for destruction; either way it is for Work, for Change. In gregarious sports of skill or strength, the Boy trains himself to Co-operation, for war or peace, as governor or governed: the little Maid again, provident of her domestic destiny, takes with preference to Dolls."

Then we have long descriptions of the Weinlesen (Vintage), the Harvest-Home, Christmas, and so on; along with a whole range of the Entepfuhl Children's games, which seem to differ only slightly from those in other countries. We won’t discuss these here for obvious reasons. What does the world care about our still small Philosopher's achievements under that "brave old Linden"? Or what is the point of such practical reflections like the following? "In all the children's games, even in their careless breakages and defacing, you can see a creative instinct (schaffenden Trieb): the child senses that they are a natural born human and that their purpose is to create. The best gift you can give them is a Tool; whether it's a knife or a pen-gun, for building or for breaking, either way it’s for Work, for Change. In group games of skill or strength, boys prepare themselves for Co-operation, whether for war or peace, as leaders or followers: meanwhile, the little girls, aware of their domestic future, tend to prefer Dolls."

Perhaps, however, we may give this anecdote, considering who it is that relates it: "My first short-clothes were of yellow serge; or rather, I should say, my first short-cloth, for the vesture was one and indivisible, reaching from neck to ankle, a mere body with four limbs: of which fashion how little could I then divine the architectural, how much less the moral significance!"

Maybe, though, we could share this story, given who’s telling it: “My first pair of shorts was made of yellow serge; or rather, I should say, my first short was actually one piece, reaching from neck to ankle, just a simple garment with four limbs: back then, I had no idea about its architectural, let alone its moral significance!”

More graceful is the following little picture: "On fine evenings I was wont to carry forth my supper (bread-crumb boiled in milk), and eat it out-of-doors. On the coping of the Orchard-wall, which I could reach by climbing, or still more easily if Father Andreas would set up the pruning-ladder, my porringer was placed: there, many a sunset, have I, looking at the distant western Mountains, consumed, not without relish, my evening meal. Those hues of gold and azure, that hush of World's expectation as Day died, were still a Hebrew Speech for me; nevertheless I was looking at the fair illuminated Letters, and had an eye for their gilding."

Here’s a more contemporary version of the paragraph: A more charming scene is the following: "On nice evenings, I used to take my dinner (bread soaked in milk) outside and eat it. I’d sit on the edge of the orchard wall, which I could climb up to, or even more easily if Father Andreas set up the pruning ladder. There, many times at sunset, I enjoyed my evening meal while watching the distant western mountains, savoring each bite. The golden and blue colors, that quiet anticipation of the world as the day came to an end, still felt like a language to me; however, I was captivated by the beautiful illuminated letters and noticed their golden shine."

With "the little one's friendship for cattle and poultry" we shall not much intermeddle. It may be that hereby he acquired a "certain deeper sympathy with animated Nature:" but when, we would ask, saw any man, in a collection of Biographical Documents, such a piece as this: "Impressive enough (bedeutungsvoll) was it to hear, in early morning, the Swineherd's horn; and know that so many hungry happy quadrupeds were, on all sides, starting in hot haste to join him, for breakfast on the Heath. Or to see them at eventide, all marching in again, with short squeak, almost in military order; and each, topographically correct, trotting off in succession to the right or left, through its own lane, to its own dwelling; till old Kunz, at the Village-head, now left alone, blew his last blast, and retired for the night. We are wont to love the Hog chiefly in the form of Ham; yet did not these bristly thick-skinned beings here manifest intelligence, perhaps humor of character; at any rate, a touching, trustful submissiveness to Man,—who, were he but a Swineherd, in darned gabardine, and leather breeches more resembling slate or discolored-tin breeches, is still the Hierarch of this lower world?"

We won’t dive too much into "the little one's love for cattle and poultry." Maybe this gave him a "certain deeper sympathy with animated Nature," but we have to ask—when has anyone ever seen something like this in a collection of Biographical Documents: "It was quite striking to hear the Swineherd's horn early in the morning and know that so many hungry, happy animals were rushing to join him for breakfast on the Heath. Or to see them all coming back in the evening, squeaking a bit, almost marching in military order; each one correctly following its own path to the right or left, heading to its own home; until old Kunz, at the village's edge, left alone, sounded his final call and called it a night. We usually love pigs mostly in the form of ham, but didn’t these bristly, thick-skinned creatures show some intelligence and maybe even a sense of humor? At the very least, they displayed a touching, trusting submissiveness to Man—who, even if he’s just a swineherd in patched clothing and leather pants that look like they’re made of slate or discolored tin, is still the ruler of this lower world?"

It is maintained, by Helvetius and his set, that an infant of genius is quite the same as any other infant, only that certain surprisingly favorable influences accompany him through life, especially through childhood, and expand him, while others lie close-folded and continue dunces. Herein, say they, consists the whole difference between an inspired Prophet and a double-barrelled Game-preserver: the inner man of the one has been fostered into generous development; that of the other, crushed down perhaps by vigor of animal digestion, and the like, has exuded and evaporated, or at best sleeps now irresuscitably stagnant at the bottom of his stomach. "With which opinion," cries Teufelsdrockh, "I should as soon agree as with this other, that an acorn might, by favorable or unfavorable influences of soil and climate, be nursed into a cabbage, or the cabbage-seed into an oak.

Helvetius and his followers argue that a genius infant is just like any other infant, except that some surprisingly supportive influences guide them through life, especially during childhood, helping them to grow, while others remain dormant and stay uninspired. They claim this is the key difference between an inspired Prophet and a well-off Game-preserver: the inner self of one has been nurtured into a rich development; the other’s has perhaps been stifled by strong animal instincts and similar factors, resulting in it being wasted away or, at best, remaining stagnant deep down inside. "I would agree with that opinion," exclaims Teufelsdrockh, "as much as I would agree with the idea that an acorn could be turned into a cabbage, or cabbage seeds could grow into an oak tree, depending on the conditions of the soil and climate."

"Nevertheless," continues he, "I too acknowledge the all-but omnipotence of early culture and nurture: hereby we have either a doddered dwarf bush, or a high-towering, wide-shadowing tree; either a sick yellow cabbage, or an edible luxuriant green one. Of a truth, it is the duty of all men, especially of all philosophers, to note down with accuracy the characteristic circumstances of their Education, what furthered, what hindered, what in any way modified it: to which duty, nowadays so pressing for many a German Autobiographer, I also zealously address myself."—Thou rogue! Is it by short clothes of yellow serge, and swineherd horns, that an infant of genius is educated? And yet, as usual, it ever remains doubtful whether he is laughing in his sleeve at these Autobiographical times of ours, or writing from the abundance of his own fond ineptitude. For he continues: "If among the ever-streaming currents of Sights, Hearings, Feelings for Pain or Pleasure, whereby, as in a Magic Hall, young Gneschen went about environed, I might venture to select and specify, perhaps these following were also of the number:

"Still," he continues, "I also recognize the almost total influence of early culture and upbringing: as a result, we either end up with a stunted, weak plant or a tall, wide-reaching tree; either a sickly yellow cabbage or a vibrant, healthy green one. Truly, it's the responsibility of everyone, especially philosophers, to carefully record the specific conditions of their education—what helped, what hindered, and what altered it in any way: a task that, these days, is very urgent for many German autobiographers, to which I also eagerly commit myself."—You rascal! Is a genius raised just by wearing short clothes made of yellow fabric and swineherd horns? And yet, it always seems uncertain whether he’s mocking our current autobiographical trends or expressing his own naïve foolishness. For he goes on: "If I had the chance to choose from the endless flow of sights, sounds, feelings of pain or pleasure that surrounded young Gneschen, perhaps these following moments were part of the experience:

"Doubtless, as childish sports call forth Intellect, Activity, so the young creature's Imagination was stirred up, and a Historical tendency given him by the narrative habits of Father Andreas; who, with his battle-reminiscences, and gray austere yet hearty patriarchal aspect, could not but appear another Ulysses and 'much-enduring Man.' Eagerly I hung upon his tales, when listening neighbors enlivened the hearth; from these perils and these travels, wild and far almost as Hades itself, a dim world of Adventure expanded itself within me. Incalculable also was the knowledge I acquired in standing by the Old Men under the Linden-tree: the whole of Immensity was yet new to me; and had not these reverend seniors, talkative enough, been employed in partial surveys thereof for nigh fourscore years? With amazement I began to discover that Entepfuhl stood in the middle of a Country, of a World; that there was such a thing as History, as Biography to which I also, one day, by hand and tongue, might contribute.

"No doubt, just as kids’ games spark creativity and energy, the young creature’s imagination was ignited, influenced by Father Andreas's storytelling habits. His tales of battle, combined with his serious yet warm patriarchal presence, made him seem like another Ulysses, a true 'enduring man.' I listened eagerly to his stories, especially when neighbors gathered around the fire to share laughter. These adventures, wild and far beyond even Hades, opened up a vague world of adventure within me. I also gained immense knowledge from standing with the older men under the linden tree: everything was still fresh and new to me, and hadn’t these wise gentlemen been discussing it for nearly eighty years? I was amazed to realize that Entepfuhl was in the middle of a country, a world; that history and biography existed, and one day, I too could contribute with my own words and actions."

"In a like sense worked the Postwagen (Stage-coach), which, slow-rolling under its mountains of men and luggage, wended through our Village: northwards, truly, in the dead of night; yet southwards visibly at eventide. Not till my eighth year did I reflect that this Postwagen could be other than some terrestrial Moon, rising and setting by mere Law of Nature, like the heavenly one; that it came on made highways, from far cities towards far cities; weaving them like a monstrous shuttle into closer and closer union. It was then that, independently of Schiller's Wilhelm Tell, I made this not quite insignificant reflection (so true also in spiritual things): Any road, this simple Entepfuhl road, will lead you to the end of the World!

"In a similar way, the Postwagen (Stage-coach), which, slowly rolling under its loads of people and luggage, made its way through our Village: northbound, definitely, in the dead of night; yet southbound clearly at dusk. It wasn't until my eighth year that I realized this Postwagen could be more than just some earthly Moon, rising and setting by the natural order, like the celestial one; that it traveled on made roads, from distant cities to distant cities; weaving them together like a giant shuttle into closer and closer connection. That was when, independent of Schiller's Wilhelm Tell, I had this rather notable thought (which is also true in spiritual matters): Any road, this simple Entepfuhl road, will take you to the end of the World!"

"Why mention our Swallows, which, out of far Africa, as I learned, threading their way over seas and mountains, corporate cities and belligerent nations, yearly found themselves with the month of May, snug-lodged in our Cottage Lobby? The hospitable Father (for cleanliness' sake) had fixed a little bracket plumb under their nest: there they built, and caught flies, and twittered, and bred; and all, I chiefly, from the heart loved them. Bright, nimble creatures, who taught you the mason-craft; nay, stranger still, gave you a masonic incorporation, almost social police? For if, by ill chance, and when time pressed, your House fell, have I not seen five neighborly Helpers appear next day; and swashing to and fro, with animated, loud, long-drawn chirpings, and activity almost super-hirundine, complete it again before nightfall?

"Why bring up our Swallows, which, from distant Africa, as I learned, navigate over seas and mountains, past bustling cities and conflicting nations, each year found themselves, come May, snugly settled in our Cottage Lobby? The welcoming Father (for the sake of cleanliness) had installed a little bracket right under their nest: there they built, caught flies, chirped, and raised their young; and I, mostly, loved them from the bottom of my heart. Bright, lively creatures who taught you the craft of a builder; even stranger, they gave you a sense of community, almost like social guardianship? For if, by some unfortunate chance, your House fell, haven’t I seen five helpful neighbors show up the next day, bustling about with lively, loud, prolonged chirps and almost super-swallows’ energy, to put it back together before nightfall?

"But undoubtedly the grand summary of Entepfuhl child's culture, where as in a funnel its manifold influences were concentrated and simultaneously poured down on us, was the annual Cattle-fair. Here, assembling from all the four winds, came the elements of an unspeakable hurry-burly. Nut-brown maids and nut-brown men, all clear-washed, loud-laughing, bedizened and beribanded; who came for dancing, for treating, and if possible, for happiness. Topbooted Graziers from the North; Swiss Brokers, Italian Drovers, also topbooted, from the South; these with their subalterns in leather jerkins, leather skull-caps, and long ox-goads; shouting in half-articulate speech, amid the inarticulate barking and bellowing. Apart stood Potters from far Saxony, with their crockery in fair rows; Nurnberg Pedlers, in booths that to me seemed richer than Ormuz bazaars; Showmen from the Lago Maggiore; detachments of the Wiener Schub (Offscourings of Vienna) vociferously superintending games of chance. Ballad-singers brayed, Auctioneers grew hoarse; cheap New Wine (heuriger) flowed like water, still worse confounding the confusion; and high over all, vaulted, in ground-and-lofty tumbling, a particolored Merry-Andrew, like the genius of the place and of Life itself.

But the highlight of the Entepfuhl children's culture, where all the various influences came together like a funnel and showered down on us, was the annual Cattle Fair. Here, from every direction, came an overwhelming hustle and bustle. Brown-skinned girls and brown-skinned guys, all cleaned up, laughing loudly, dressed up, and decorated; all came for dancing, to treat others, and hopefully to find joy. Well-booted farmers from the North; Swiss brokers, Italian cattle herders—also well-booted—from the South; they, along with their helpers in leather jackets, leather caps, and long ox prods, shouted in a mix of indistinct language amid the chaotic barking and bellowing. Standing apart were potters from distant Saxony, displaying their pottery in neat rows; Nuremberg vendors, with stalls that seemed to me more luxurious than bazaar in Ormuz; showmen from Lake Maggiore; groups of the Wiener Schub (the dregs of Vienna) loudly overseeing games of chance. Ballad singers belted out tunes, auctioneers became hoarse; cheap new wine (heuriger) flowed like water, adding to the chaos; and above it all, soaring in acrobatic performances, a colorful jester, like the spirit of the fair and of life itself.

"Thus encircled by the mystery of Existence; under the deep heavenly Firmament; waited on by the four golden Seasons, with their vicissitudes of contribution, for even grim Winter brought its skating-matches and shooting-matches, its snow-storms and Christmas-carols,—did the Child sit and learn. These things were the Alphabet, whereby in aftertime he was to syllable and partly read the grand Volume of the World: what matters it whether such Alphabet be in large gilt letters or in small ungilt ones, so you have an eye to read it? For Gneschen, eager to learn, the very act of looking thereon was a blessedness that gilded all: his existence was a bright, soft element of Joy; out of which, as in Prospero's Island, wonder after wonder bodied itself forth, to teach by charming.

Surrounded by the mystery of existence, under the vast sky, and accompanied by the four golden seasons—each with its own changes, even the harsh winter brought its ice skating and shooting events, snowstorms, and Christmas carols—the child sat and learned. These experiences formed the alphabet that would later help him read the great book of the world: it doesn't matter whether the alphabet is in big gold letters or small unadorned ones, as long as you have the ability to read it. For Gneschen, eager to learn, simply looking at these things was a joy that lit up everything: his life was filled with a bright, gentle happiness, from which, like on Prospero's Island, wonders emerged to teach enchanting lessons.

"Nevertheless, I were but a vain dreamer to say, that even then my felicity was perfect. I had, once for all, come down from Heaven into the Earth. Among the rainbow colors that glowed on my horizon, lay even in childhood a dark ring of Care, as yet no thicker than a thread, and often quite overshone; yet always it reappeared, nay ever waxing broader and broader; till in after-years it almost overshadowed my whole canopy, and threatened to engulf me in final night. It was the ring of Necessity whereby we are all begirt; happy he for whom a kind heavenly Sun brightens it into a ring of Duty, and plays round it with beautiful prismatic diffractions; yet ever, as basis and as bourn for our whole being, it is there.

"Still, I would be a vain dreamer to claim that even then my happiness was complete. I had, once and for all, come down from Heaven to Earth. Among the rainbow colors shining on my horizon, there was even in childhood a dark ring of Care, thin as a thread, often overshadowed; yet it always returned, growing wider and wider until, in later years, it nearly covered my whole sky, threatening to drown me in darkness. It was the ring of Necessity that surrounds us all; fortunate is the one for whom a kind heavenly Sun transforms it into a ring of Duty and plays around it with beautiful rainbow-like colors; yet, as the foundation and boundary of our entire existence, it remains there.

"For the first few years of our terrestrial Apprenticeship, we have not much work to do; but, boarded and lodged gratis, are set down mostly to look about us over the workshop, and see others work, till we have understood the tools a little, and can handle this and that. If good Passivity alone, and not good Passivity and good Activity together, were the thing wanted, then was my early position favorable beyond the most. In all that respects openness of Sense, affectionate Temper, ingenuous Curiosity, and the fostering of these, what more could I have wished? On the other side, however, things went not so well. My Active Power (Thatkraft) was unfavorably hemmed in; of which misfortune how many traces yet abide with me! In an orderly house, where the litter of children's sports is hateful enough, your training is too stoical; rather to bear and forbear than to make and do. I was forbid much: wishes in any measure bold I had to renounce; everywhere a strait bond of Obedience inflexibly held me down. Thus already Freewill often came in painful collision with Necessity; so that my tears flowed, and at seasons the Child itself might taste that root of bitterness, wherewith the whole fruitage of our life is mingled and tempered.

"For the first few years of our time on Earth, we didn’t have much work to do; instead, we were provided with food and shelter for free and mostly just observed others at work until we started to understand the tools a bit and could handle some of them. If all that was needed was good passivity, and not a combination of good passivity and good activity, then my early situation was incredibly advantageous. In terms of being open to experiences, having a loving nature, genuine curiosity, and nurturing those qualities, I couldn’t have asked for more. However, on the other hand, things weren’t so great. My active abilities were unhelpfully restricted; the marks of that misfortune still linger with me! In a tidy household, where the mess of children's games is quite annoying, the training was too stoic; it was more about enduring and tolerating than creating and doing. I was forbidden from much: I had to let go of bold wishes; everywhere, a strict bond of obedience kept me tied down. Thus, my free will often clashed painfully with necessity, leading to tears, and at times the child within me had to taste that bitterness that flavors our entire life."

"In which habituation to Obedience, truly, it was beyond measure safer to err by excess than by defect. Obedience is our universal duty and destiny; wherein whoso will not bend must break: too early and too thoroughly we cannot be trained to know that Would, in this world of ours, is as mere zero to Should, and for most part as the smallest of fractions even to Shall. Hereby was laid for me the basis of worldly Discretion, nay of Morality itself. Let me not quarrel with my upbringing. It was rigorous, too frugal, compressively secluded, every way unscientific: yet in that very strictness and domestic solitude might there not lie the root of deeper earnestness, of the stem from which all noble fruit must grow? Above all, how unskilful soever, it was loving, it was well-meant, honest; whereby every deficiency was helped. My kind Mother, for as such I must ever love the good Gretchen, did me one altogether invaluable service: she taught me, less indeed by word than by act and daily reverent look and habitude, her own simple version of the Christian Faith. Andreas too attended Church; yet more like a parade-duty, for which he in the other world expected pay with arrears,—as, I trust, he has received; but my Mother, with a true woman's heart, and fine though uncultivated sense, was in the strictest acceptation Religious. How indestructibly the Good grows, and propagates itself, even among the weedy entanglements of Evil! The highest whom I knew on Earth I here saw bowed down, with awe unspeakable, before a Higher in Heaven: such things, especially in infancy, reach inwards to the very core of your being; mysteriously does a Holy of Holies build itself into visibility in the mysterious deeps; and Reverence, the divinest in man, springs forth undying from its mean envelopment of Fear. Wouldst thou rather be a peasant's son that knew, were it never so rudely, there was a God in Heaven and in Man; or a duke's son that only knew there were two-and-thirty quarters on the family-coach?"

"In learning to be obedient, it was definitely safer to go too far than not enough. Obedience is our universal responsibility and purpose; anyone who won't adapt will inevitably fall apart. We can never be trained too early or too thoroughly to understand that what we wish for in this world is basically nothing compared to what we should want, and often just a small fraction compared to what we will achieve. This laid the foundation for my worldly wisdom, and even for morality itself. I won't complain about my upbringing. It was strict, very frugal, deeply isolating, and in many ways unscientific: yet perhaps in that strictness and domestic isolation lies the root of greater seriousness, the source from which all noble traits must grow? Above all, however clumsy it may have been, it was filled with love, it was well-intentioned, honest; which helped cover any shortcomings. My dear mother, for I must always love the good Gretchen, provided me with one invaluable service: she taught me, less through words and more through actions, the daily reverent gaze, and habits, her own simple version of the Christian Faith. Andreas also went to Church; yet it felt more like a duty for which he expected a reward in the afterlife—hopefully, he has received it; but my mother, with a true woman's heart and a fine but unrefined understanding, was genuinely religious. How indestructibly goodness grows and spreads, even among the tangled mess of evil! The most admirable person I knew on Earth was seen here humbly bowing in awe before a Higher Power in Heaven: such moments, especially in childhood, reach deep into your core; mysteriously, a sacred place becomes visible in the depths; and reverence, the most divine trait in humans, springs forth indelibly from its humble wrapping of fear. Would you rather be the son of a peasant who knew, even if in a rough way, there is a God in Heaven and within Man; or the son of a duke who only knew there were thirty-two coats of arms on the family carriage?"

To which last question we must answer: Beware, O Teufelsdrockh, of spiritual pride!

To that last question, we must respond: Be careful, O Teufelsdrockh, of spiritual pride!





CHAPTER III. PEDAGOGY.

Hitherto we see young Gneschen, in his indivisible case of yellow serge, borne forward mostly on the arms of kind Nature alone; seated, indeed, and much to his mind, in the terrestrial workshop, but (except his soft hazel eyes, which we doubt not already gleamed with a still intelligence) called upon for little voluntary movement there. Hitherto, accordingly, his aspect is rather generic, that of an incipient Philosopher and Poet in the abstract; perhaps it would puzzle Herr Heuschrecke himself to say wherein the special Doctrine of Clothes is as yet foreshadowed or betokened. For with Gneschen, as with others, the Man may indeed stand pictured in the Boy (at least all the pigments are there); yet only some half of the Man stands in the Child, or young Boy, namely, his Passive endowment, not his Active. The more impatient are we to discover what figure he cuts in this latter capacity; how, when, to use his own words, "he understands the tools a little, and can handle this or that," he will proceed to handle it.

So far, we see young Gneschen, in his bright yellow outfit, mostly carried forward by the kindness of Nature alone. He’s seated in the earthly workshop, which he enjoys, but besides his soft hazel eyes, which we’re sure already shine with some intelligence, he doesn’t have to do much on his own there. Up to this point, his appearance is quite generic, like an emerging Philosopher and Poet in the abstract; it might even confuse Herr Heuschrecke to pinpoint how the special Doctrine of Clothes is hinted at here. With Gneschen, as with others, the Man can indeed be seen in the Boy (at least all the colors are there); yet, in the Child or young Boy, only part of the Man exists, specifically his Passive qualities, not his Active ones. We’re increasingly eager to see how he performs in this latter role; how, when, to use his own words, "he understands the tools a little, and can handle this or that," he’ll go about using them.

Here, however, may be the place to state that, in much of our Philosopher's history, there is something of an almost Hindoo character: nay perhaps in that so well-fostered and every way excellent "Passivity" of his, which, with no free development of the antagonist Activity, distinguished his childhood, we may detect the rudiments of much that, in after days, and still in these present days, astonishes the world. For the shallow-sighted, Teufelsdrockh is oftenest a man without Activity of any kind, a No-man; for the deep-sighted, again, a man with Activity almost superabundant, yet so spiritual, close-hidden, enigmatic, that no mortal can foresee its explosions, or even when it has exploded, so much as ascertain its significance. A dangerous, difficult temper for the modern European; above all, disadvantageous in the hero of a Biography! Now as heretofore it will behoove the Editor of these pages, were it never so unsuccessfully, to do his endeavor.

Here, however, might be the right moment to mention that, throughout much of our Philosopher's history, there’s something almost Hindu about it: indeed, perhaps in that well-cultivated and genuinely admirable "Passivity" of his, which, without any real development of the opposing Activity, marked his childhood, we can identify the beginnings of much that later, and even today, surprises the world. To the short-sighted, Teufelsdrockh often appears to be a man without any kind of Activity, a No-man; while to the perceptive, he’s a man with nearly overflowing Activity, yet so spiritual, deeply hidden, and mysterious that no one can foresee its outbursts, or even figure out their meaning after they occur. A tricky, challenging disposition for the modern European; especially unhelpful in the subject of a Biography! Now, as before, it will be the Editor's task in these pages, whether successful or not, to make the effort.

Among the earliest tools of any complicacy which a man, especially a man of letters, gets to handle, are his Class-books. On this portion of his History, Teufelsdrockh looks down professedly as indifferent. Reading he "cannot remember ever to have learned;" so perhaps had it by nature. He says generally: "Of the insignificant portion of my Education, which depended on Schools, there need almost no notice be taken. I learned what others learn; and kept it stored by in a corner of my head, seeing as yet no manner of use in it. My Schoolmaster, a down-bent, broken-hearted, underfoot martyr, as others of that guild are, did little for me, except discover that he could do little: he, good soul, pronounced me a genius, fit for the learned professions; and that I must be sent to the Gymnasium, and one day to the University. Meanwhile, what printed thing soever I could meet with I read. My very copper pocket-money I laid out on stall-literature; which, as it accumulated, I with my own hands sewed into volumes. By this means was the young head furnished with a considerable miscellany of things and shadows of things: History in authentic fragments lay mingled with Fabulous chimeras, wherein also was reality; and the whole not as dead stuff, but as living pabulum, tolerably nutritive for a mind as yet so peptic."

Among the earliest complex tools that a person, especially someone educated, handles are their textbooks. Regarding this part of his history, Teufelsdrockh claims to be indifferent. He states that he “can’t remember ever having learned” to read; perhaps it came naturally to him. He generally remarks, “Of the minor part of my education that relied on schools, little attention is necessary. I learned what everyone else learned and tucked it away in a corner of my mind, seeing no real use for it at the time. My schoolteacher, a worn-down, heartbroken martyr, like many in that profession, did little for me except reveal that he couldn’t do much: he, bless his soul, declared me a genius, destined for academic success, saying I must go to gymnasium and then to university one day. In the meantime, I read anything I could find. I even spent my meager pocket money on cheap literature, which I gathered and stitched into volumes myself. This way, my young mind was filled with a diverse mix of facts and fantasies: real history mingled with fabulous myths, which held some truth, and it was all not just lifeless material but living nourishment, sufficiently rich for a mind that was still developing.”

That the Entepfuhl Schoolmaster judged well, we now know. Indeed, already in the youthful Gneschen, with all his outward stillness, there may have been manifest an inward vivacity that promised much; symptoms of a spirit singularly open, thoughtful, almost poetical. Thus, to say nothing of his Suppers on the Orchard-wall, and other phenomena of that earlier period, have many readers of these pages stumbled, in their twelfth year, on such reflections as the following? "It struck me much, as I sat by the Kuhbach, one silent noontide, and watched it flowing, gurgling, to think how this same streamlet had flowed and gurgled, through all changes of weather and of fortune, from beyond the earliest date of History. Yes, probably on the morning when Joshua forded Jordan; even as at the mid-day when Caesar, doubtless with difficulty, swam the Nile, yet kept his Commentaries dry,—this little Kuhbach, assiduous as Tiber, Eurotas or Siloa, was murmuring on across the wilderness, as yet unnamed, unseen: here, too, as in the Euphrates and the Ganges, is a vein or veinlet of the grand World-circulation of Waters, which, with its atmospheric arteries, has lasted and lasts simply with the World. Thou fool! Nature alone is antique, and the oldest art a mushroom; that idle crag thou sittest on is six thousand years of age." In which little thought, as in a little fountain, may there not lie the beginning of those well-nigh unutterable meditations on the grandeur and mystery of TIME, and its relation to ETERNITY, which play such a part in this Philosophy of Clothes?

That the Entepfuhl schoolmaster had a good sense, we now know. In fact, even in the young Gneschen, despite his outward calm, there may have been an inner energy that promised a lot; signs of a spirit that was uniquely open, thoughtful, and almost poetic. Not to mention his Suppers on the Orchard-wall, many readers of these pages have, at the age of twelve, come across reflections like this: "It struck me as I sat by the Kuhbach one quiet noon, watching it flow and gurgle, how this same little stream has flowed and gurgled through all kinds of weather and fortune since before the earliest times of history. Yes, probably on the morning when Joshua crossed the Jordan; even as at noon when Caesar, surely struggling, swam the Nile yet kept his Commentaries dry—this little Kuhbach, as diligent as the Tiber, Eurotas, or Siloa, was murmuring across the wilderness, still unnamed and unseen: here, too, like in the Euphrates and the Ganges, is a vein or small stream of the vast World-circulation of Waters, which, along with its atmospheric arteries, has existed and continues to exist simply with the World. You fool! Nature alone is ancient, and the oldest art is a mushroom; that idle rock you're sitting on is six thousand years old." In this little thought, like in a small fountain, might there not be the beginning of those nearly indescribable reflections on the grandeur and mystery of TIME and its relationship to ETERNITY, which play such a big part in this Philosophy of Clothes?

Over his Gymnasic and Academic years the Professor by no means lingers so lyrical and joyful as over his childhood. Green sunny tracts there are still; but intersected by bitter rivulets of tears, here and there stagnating into sour marshes of discontent. "With my first view of the Hinterschlag Gymnasium," writes he, "my evil days began. Well do I still remember the red sunny Whitsuntide morning, when, trotting full of hope by the side of Father Andreas, I entered the main street of the place, and saw its steeple-clock (then striking Eight) and Schuldthurm (Jail), and the aproned or disaproned Burghers moving in to breakfast: a little dog, in mad terror, was rushing past; for some human imps had tied a tin kettle to its tail; thus did the agonized creature, loud-jingling, career through the whole length of the Borough, and become notable enough. Fit emblem of many a Conquering Hero, to whom Fate (wedding Fantasy to Sense, as it often elsewhere does) has malignantly appended a tin kettle of Ambition, to chase him on; which the faster he runs, urges him the faster, the more loudly and more foolishly! Fit emblem also of much that awaited myself, in that mischievous Den; as in the World, whereof it was a portion and epitome!

Throughout his time in school and university, the Professor didn't linger on those years with as much joy and lyricism as he did during his childhood. There are still green, sunny spaces, but they are marked by bitter streams of tears that often stagnate into sour swamps of discontent. "With my first sight of the Hinterschlag Gymnasium," he writes, "my troubles began. I still vividly remember that bright Whitsun morning when, filled with hope alongside Father Andreas, I walked into the main street of the town and saw the church clock (then striking Eight) and the Schuldthurm (jail), with the townspeople, some in aprons and some without, heading in for breakfast. A little dog, in a frenzy of fear, was running past; some mischievous kids had tied a tin kettle to its tail, and the poor creature, jingling loudly, raced through the entire town, becoming quite the spectacle. A fitting symbol of many a conquering hero, to whom fate (combining fantasy with reality, as it often does) has maliciously attached a tin kettle of ambition, pushing him onward; the faster he runs, the more it urges him and the more ridiculous he seems! A fitting symbol too of much that awaited me in that troublesome place, as well as in the world of which it was a part and a reflection!"

"Alas, the kind beech-rows of Entepfuhl were hidden in the distance: I was among strangers, harshly, at best indifferently, disposed towards me; the young heart felt, for the first time, quite orphaned and alone." His school-fellows, as is usual, persecuted him: "They were Boys," he says, "mostly rude Boys, and obeyed the impulse of rude Nature, which bids the deer-herd fall upon any stricken hart, the duck-flock put to death any broken-winged brother or sister, and on all hands the strong tyrannize over the weak." He admits that though "perhaps in an unusual degree morally courageous," he succeeded ill in battle, and would fain have avoided it; a result, as would appear, owing less to his small personal stature (for in passionate seasons he was "incredibly nimble"), than to his "virtuous principles:" "if it was disgraceful to be beaten," says he, "it was only a shade less disgraceful to have so much as fought; thus was I drawn two ways at once, and in this important element of school-history, the war-element, had little but sorrow." On the whole, that same excellent "Passivity," so notable in Teufelsdrockh's childhood, is here visibly enough again getting nourishment. "He wept often; indeed to such a degree that he was nicknamed Der Weinende (the Tearful), which epithet, till towards his thirteenth year, was indeed not quite unmerited. Only at rare intervals did the young soul burst forth into fire-eyed rage, and, with a stormfulness (Ungestum) under which the boldest quailed, assert that he too had Rights of Man, or at least of Mankin." In all which, who does not discern a fine flower-tree and cinnamon-tree (of genius) nigh choked among pumpkins, reed-grass and ignoble shrubs; and forced if it would live, to struggle upwards only, and not outwards; into a height quite sickly, and disproportioned to its breadth?

"Unfortunately, the friendly beech trees of Entepfuhl were far away: I found myself among strangers who were mostly either harsh or indifferent towards me; my young heart felt, for the first time, completely orphaned and alone." His classmates, as is common, bullied him: "They were boys," he says, "mostly rude boys, driven by the harshness of nature, which compels the deer to attack any wounded stag, the flock of ducks to kill any brother or sister with a broken wing, and the strong to dominate the weak." He admits that although he was "perhaps unusually morally brave," he didn't do well in fights and would have preferred to avoid them; this was, it seems, due less to his small size (for during heated moments he was "incredibly quick") than to his "virtuous principles": "If it was disgraceful to be beaten," he says, "it was only slightly less disgraceful to have fought at all; thus I was torn in two directions at once, and in this significant aspect of school life, the element of conflict, I experienced mostly sorrow." Overall, that same notable "Passivity," evident in Teufelsdrockh's childhood, can be seen here gaining ground once more. "He cried often; indeed, to such an extent that he earned the nickname Der Weinende (the Tearful), which label, until around his thirteenth year, was not entirely unwarranted. Only occasionally did the young spirit erupt into fierce rage, and, with a storminess (Ungestum) that made the bravest tremble, claim that he too had rights as a man, or at least as a boy." In all of this, who doesn't see a beautiful flowering tree and cinnamon tree (of genius) nearly suffocated among pumpkins, reeds, and unworthy shrubs; and forced, if it wanted to survive, to strive upwards only, and not outwards; into a height that was quite sickly and disproportionate to its breadth?

We find, moreover, that his Greek and Latin were "mechanically" taught; Hebrew scarce even mechanically; much else which they called History, Cosmography, Philosophy, and so forth, no better than not at all. So that, except inasmuch as Nature was still busy; and he himself "went about, as was of old his wont, among the Craftsmen's workshops, there learning many things;" and farther lighted on some small store of curious reading, in Hans Wachtel the Cooper's house, where he lodged,—his time, it would appear, was utterly wasted. Which facts the Professor has not yet learned to look upon with any contentment. Indeed, throughout the whole of this Bag Scorpio, where we now are, and often in the following Bag, he shows himself unusually animated on the matter of Education, and not without some touch of what we might presume to be anger.

We also find that his Greek and Latin were taught in a very basic way; Hebrew was hardly taught at all, and much of what they called History, Cosmography, Philosophy, and so on, was barely useful. So, apart from the fact that Nature was still at work and he himself "wandered around, as he often did, in the Craftsmen's workshops, learning many things," and also came across some interesting books in Hans Wachtel the Cooper's house, where he was staying, it seems that his time was completely wasted. The Professor has not yet learned to view these facts with any satisfaction. In fact, throughout this Bag Scorpio, where we currently are, and often in the following Bag, he appears quite passionate about the topic of Education, and there's a hint of what we might call anger.

"My Teachers," says he, "were hide-bound Pedants, without knowledge of man's nature, or of boy's; or of aught save their lexicons and quarterly account-books. Innumerable dead Vocables (no dead Language, for they themselves knew no Language) they crammed into us, and called it fostering the growth of mind. How can an inanimate, mechanical Gerund-grinder, the like of whom will, in a subsequent century, be manufactured at Nurnberg out of wood and leather, foster the growth of anything; much more of Mind, which grows, not like a vegetable (by having its roots littered with etymological compost), but like a spirit, by mysterious contact of Spirit; Thought kindling itself at the fire of living Thought? How shall he give kindling, in whose own inward man there is no live coal, but all is burnt out to a dead grammatical cinder? The Hinterschlag Professors knew syntax enough; and of the human soul thus much: that it had a faculty called Memory, and could be acted on through the muscular integument by appliance of birch-rods.

"My teachers," he says, "were strict pedants, unaware of human nature, whether in men or boys; their knowledge extended only to their dictionaries and quarterly reports. They shoved countless lifeless words (not a dead language, as they didn’t truly understand any language) into our heads and called it fostering the growth of the mind. How can a lifeless, mechanical drill instructor, one of whom will later be made in Nuremberg from wood and leather, nurture anything, let alone the Mind, which grows not like a plant (with its roots buried in etymological waste), but like a spirit, through a mysterious connection of Spirit; Thought igniting itself at the flame of living Thought? How can he provide that spark, when within his own being there is no live ember, but rather everything has burned out to an empty grammatical husk? The Hinterschlag professors knew enough syntax; and as for the human soul, they understood this much: it had a faculty called Memory and could be influenced through the physical body by the use of birch rods."

"Alas, so is it everywhere, so will it ever be; till the Hod-man is discharged, or reduced to hod-bearing; and an Architect is hired, and on all hands fitly encouraged: till communities and individuals discover, not without surprise, that fashioning the souls of a generation by Knowledge can rank on a level with blowing their bodies to pieces by Gunpowder; that with Generals and Field-marshals for killing, there should be world-honored Dignitaries, and were it possible, true God-ordained Priests, for teaching. But as yet, though the Soldier wears openly, and even parades, his butchering-tool, nowhere, far as I have travelled, did the Schoolmaster make show of his instructing-tool: nay, were he to walk abroad with birch girt on thigh, as if he therefrom expected honor, would there not, among the idler class, perhaps a certain levity be excited?"

"Unfortunately, it’s the same everywhere and will always be; until the laborer is either let go or reduced to just carrying materials; and an Architect is employed and everyone is suitably motivated. Until communities and individuals realize, not without shock, that shaping the minds of a generation through Knowledge can be as significant as destroying their bodies with Gunpowder; that alongside Generals and Field Marshals for killing, there should be world-respected figures, and if possible, true God-appointed leaders, for teaching. But for now, while soldiers openly carry and even show off their weapons, I have yet to see a Teacher display his teaching tools anywhere I’ve traveled: in fact, if he were to go out with a birch rod strapped to his side, expecting respect, wouldn’t it cause a bit of mockery among the idle crowd?"

In the third year of this Gymnasic period, Father Andreas seems to have died: the young Scholar, otherwise so maltreated, saw himself for the first time clad outwardly in sables, and inwardly in quite inexpressible melancholy. "The dark bottomless Abyss, that lies under our feet, had yawned open; the pale kingdoms of Death, with all their innumerable silent nations and generations, stood before him; the inexorable word, NEVER! now first showed its meaning. My Mother wept, and her sorrow got vent; but in my heart there lay a whole lake of tears, pent up in silent desolation. Nevertheless the unworn Spirit is strong; Life is so healthful that it even finds nourishment in Death: these stern experiences, planted down by Memory in my Imagination, rose there to a whole cypress-forest, sad but beautiful; waving, with not unmelodious sighs, in dark luxuriance, in the hottest sunshine, through long years of youth:—as in manhood also it does, and will do; for I have now pitched my tent under a Cypress-tree; the Tomb is now my inexpugnable Fortress, ever close by the gate of which I look upon the hostile armaments, and pains and penalties of tyrannous Life placidly enough, and listen to its loudest threatenings with a still smile. O ye loved ones, that already sleep in the noiseless Bed of Rest, whom in life I could only weep for and never help; and ye, who wide-scattered still toil lonely in the monster-bearing Desert, dyeing the flinty ground with your blood,—yet a little while, and we shall all meet THERE, and our Mother's bosom will screen us all; and Oppression's harness, and Sorrow's fire-whip, and all the Gehenna Bailiffs that patrol and inhabit ever-vexed Time, cannot thenceforth harm us any more!"

In the third year of this Gymnastic period, Father Andreas seems to have died: the young Scholar, otherwise so mistreated, for the first time found himself wearing black attire on the outside and feeling a deep, indescribable sadness on the inside. "The dark, bottomless Abyss beneath us had opened wide; the pale realms of Death, with all their countless silent nations and generations, stood before him; the unyielding word, NEVER! now finally revealed its meaning. My Mother wept, expressing her sorrow; but in my heart lay a vast lake of tears, held back in silent desolation. Yet the untamed Spirit is strong; Life is so vibrant that it even draws strength from Death: these harsh experiences, embedded by Memory in my Imagination, grew into a whole cypress forest, sad yet beautiful; swaying with not unmelodious sighs in dark richness, under the hottest sunlight, through many years of youth:—as it does in manhood as well; for I have now set up my tent under a Cypress tree; the Tomb is now my impenetrable Fortress, ever close by the gate, where I can view the hostile forces, and the pains and penalties of tyrannical Life, with calmness, and listen to its loudest threats with a quiet smile. Oh, you beloved ones, who already rest in the silent Bed of Rest, whom I could only weep for in life and never aid; and you, who still struggle alone in the harsh Desert, staining the hard ground with your blood,—just a little while longer, and we will all meet THERE, and our Mother's embrace will shelter us all; and the burdens of Oppression, and the sting of Sorrow, and all the tormenting Bailiffs that roam and inhabit the ever-troubled Time, will no longer harm us!"

Close by which rather beautiful apostrophe, lies a labored Character of the deceased Andreas Futteral; of his natural ability, his deserts in life (as Prussian Sergeant); with long historical inquiries into the genealogy of the Futteral Family, here traced back as far as Henry the Fowler: the whole of which we pass over, not without astonishment. It only concerns us to add, that now was the time when Mother Gretchen revealed to her foster-son that he was not at all of this kindred; or indeed of any kindred, having come into historical existence in the way already known to us. "Thus was I doubly orphaned," says he; "bereft not only of Possession, but even of Remembrance. Sorrow and Wonder, here suddenly united, could not but produce abundant fruit. Such a disclosure, in such a season, struck its roots through my whole nature: ever till the years of mature manhood, it mingled with my whole thoughts, was as the stem whereon all my day-dreams and night-dreams grew. A certain poetic elevation, yet also a corresponding civic depression, it naturally imparted: I was like no other; in which fixed idea, leading sometimes to highest, and oftener to frightfullest results, may there not lie the first spring of tendencies, which in my Life have become remarkable enough? As in birth, so in action, speculation, and social position, my fellows are perhaps not numerous."

Near this rather beautiful memorial is a detailed account of the late Andreas Futteral, highlighting his talents, his achievements in life (as a Prussian Sergeant), and lengthy historical research into the Futteral family's ancestry, traced back to Henry the Fowler. We’ll skip over this with some astonishment. What’s important for us to note is that this was the moment when Mother Gretchen revealed to her foster son that he was not related to this family at all; in fact, he had come into historical existence in the way we already know. "Thus was I doubly orphaned," he says; "deprived not only of a home but even of memories. Grief and wonder, suddenly combined, could only yield abundant results. Such a revelation, at such a time, took root in my entire being: even until my adult years, it intertwined with all my thoughts, becoming the foundation from which all my daydreams and nightdreams grew. It gave me a certain poetic elevation but also a corresponding sense of civic depression: I was like no other; in this fixed idea, which sometimes led to the highest aspirations and more often to the most terrifying outcomes, could this be the initial spark of tendencies that have become quite remarkable in my life? In terms of birth, actions, thoughts, and social status, my peers are perhaps not many."

In the Bag Sagittarius, as we at length discover, Teufelsdrockh has become a University man; though how, when, or of what quality, will nowhere disclose itself with the smallest certainty. Few things, in the way of confusion and capricious indistinctness, can now surprise our readers; not even the total want of dates, almost without parallel in a Biographical work. So enigmatic, so chaotic we have always found, and must always look to find, these scattered Leaves. In Sagittarius, however, Teufelsdrockh begins to show himself even more than usually Sibylline: fragments of all sorts: scraps of regular Memoir, College-Exercises, Programs, Professional Testimoniums, Milkscores, torn Billets, sometimes to appearance of an amatory cast; all blown together as if by merest chance, henceforth bewilder the sane Historian. To combine any picture of these University, and the subsequent, years; much more, to decipher therein any illustrative primordial elements of the Clothes-Philosophy, becomes such a problem as the reader may imagine.

In the Bag Sagittarius, we finally learn that Teufelsdrockh has become a University student; although how, when, or what kind of student he was remains completely unclear. Few things in the realm of confusion and random vagueness can anymore surprise our readers; not even the complete absence of dates, which is nearly unheard of in a biographical work. We have always found, and will continue to find, these scattered Leaves to be so puzzling and chaotic. In Sagittarius, however, Teufelsdrockh appears to be even more cryptic than usual: a mix of all kinds of fragments: bits of formal memoirs, college exercises, programs, professional testimonials, records, and torn notes, sometimes seemingly about romance; all thrown together as if by sheer chance, leaving the rational historian bewildered. Combining any coherent picture of his university years, and the years following, or extracting any significant elements of the Clothes-Philosophy from it becomes the challenge the reader can imagine.

So much we can see; darkly, as through the foliage of some wavering thicket: a youth of no common endowment, who has passed happily through Childhood, less happily yet still vigorously through Boyhood, now at length perfect in "dead vocables," and set down, as he hopes, by the living Fountain, there to superadd Ideas and Capabilities. From such Fountain he draws, diligently, thirstily, yet never or seldom with his whole heart, for the water nowise suits his palate; discouragements, entanglements, aberrations are discoverable or supposable. Nor perhaps are even pecuniary distresses wanting; for "the good Gretchen, who in spite of advices from not disinterested relatives has sent him hither, must after a time withdraw her willing but too feeble hand." Nevertheless in an atmosphere of Poverty and manifold Chagrin, the Humor of that young Soul, what character is in him, first decisively reveals itself; and, like strong sunshine in weeping skies, gives out variety of colors, some of which are prismatic. Thus, with the aid of Time and of what Time brings, has the stripling Diogenes Teufelsdrockh waxed into manly stature; and into so questionable an aspect, that we ask with new eagerness, How he specially came by it, and regret anew that there is no more explicit answer. Certain of the intelligible and partially significant fragments, which are few in number, shall be extracted from that Limbo of a Paper-bag, and presented with the usual preparation.

So much is visible; dimly, like looking through the leaves of a swaying thicket: a young man with uncommon talent, who has joyfully navigated Childhood, less joyfully but still vigorously made it through Boyhood, and is now, as he hopes, fully equipped with "dead words," ready to draw from the living Fountain to add Ideas and Skills. From this Fountain, he drinks, diligently and thirstily, yet seldom with his whole heart, as the water doesn't quite satisfy him; discouragements, complications, and missteps are evident or presumed. There might even be financial struggles involved; for "the good Gretchen, who, despite advice from self-interested relatives, has sent him here, must eventually withdraw her willing but too weak support." Yet, amidst Poverty and various Disappointments, the Humor of that young Soul, what character he possesses, first distinctly shows itself; and like strong sunlight in a rainy sky, it reveals a range of colors, some of which are vibrant. Thus, with the help of Time and what Time brings, the young Diogenes Teufelsdrockh has grown into manhood; and into such a puzzling appearance that we ask with renewed curiosity how he came to be this way and regret once again that there's no clearer answer. Certain understandable and somewhat meaningful fragments, which are few in number, will be extracted from that Limbo of a Paper-bag and presented with the usual setup.

As if, in the Bag Scorpio, Teufelsdrockh had not already expectorated his antipedagogic spleen; as if, from the name Sagittarius, he had thought himself called upon to shoot arrows, we here again fall in with such matter as this: "The University where I was educated still stands vivid enough in my remembrance, and I know its name well; which name, however, I, from tenderness to existing interests and persons, shall in nowise divulge. It is my painful duty to say that, out of England and Spain, ours was the worst of all hitherto discovered Universities. This is indeed a time when right Education is, as nearly as may be, impossible: however, in degrees of wrongness there is no limit: nay, I can conceive a worse system than that of the Nameless itself; as poisoned victual may be worse than absolute hunger.

As if, in the Bag Scorpio, Teufelsdrockh hadn't already vented his frustration with education; as if the name Sagittarius had made him feel compelled to shoot arrows, we again come across content like this: "The university where I studied is still clear in my memory, and I know its name well; however, out of respect for the people and interests involved, I won’t disclose it. Unfortunately, I must say that, apart from England and Spain, ours was the worst university discovered so far. This is truly a time when getting the right education is nearly impossible: yet, when it comes to how wrong things can be, there’s no limit; in fact, I can imagine a system worse than that of the Nameless itself, just like tainted food can be worse than total starvation."

"It is written, When the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch: wherefore, in such circumstances, may it not sometimes be safer, if both leader and led simply—sit still? Had you, anywhere in Crim Tartary, walled in a square enclosure; furnished it with a small, ill-chosen Library; and then turned loose into it eleven hundred Christian striplings, to tumble about as they listed, from three to seven years: certain persons, under the title of Professors, being stationed at the gates, to declare aloud that it was a University, and exact considerable admission-fees,—you had, not indeed in mechanical structure, yet in spirit and result, some imperfect resemblance of our High Seminary. I say, imperfect; for if our mechanical structure was quite other, so neither was our result altogether the same: unhappily, we were not in Crim Tartary, but in a corrupt European city, full of smoke and sin; moreover, in the middle of a Public, which, without far costlier apparatus than that of the Square Enclosure, and Declaration aloud, you could not be sure of gulling.

"It is said, when the blind lead the blind, both will fall into the ditch; so, in such situations, wouldn’t it sometimes be safer for both the leader and the followers to simply stay put? If you had, anywhere in Crim Tartary, built a square enclosure; filled it with a small, poorly-chosen library; and then let loose eleven hundred young Christian boys to roam around freely for three to seven years: and if certain individuals, calling themselves Professors, stood at the gates to announce loudly that it was a university and charge significant admission fees—you would have, not in physical structure, but in spirit and outcome, something vaguely similar to our High Seminary. I say vaguely; for while our physical structure was quite different, our outcome was also not entirely the same: unfortunately, we were not in Crim Tartary, but in a corrupt European city, filled with smoke and sin; moreover, in the midst of a public space, where, without much more expensive apparatus than the Square Enclosure and loud declarations, you couldn't be sure you could deceive anyone."

"Gullible, however, by fit apparatus, all Publics are; and gulled, with the most surprising profit. Towards anything like a Statistics of Imposture, indeed, little as yet has been done: with a strange indifference, our Economists, nigh buried under Tables for minor Branches of Industry, have altogether overlooked the grand all-overtopping Hypocrisy Branch; as if our whole arts of Puffery, of Quackery, Priestcraft, Kingcraft, and the innumerable other crafts and mysteries of that genus, had not ranked in Productive Industry at all! Can any one, for example, so much as say, What moneys, in Literature and Shoeblacking, are realized by actual Instruction and actual jet Polish; what by fictitious-persuasive Proclamation of such; specifying, in distinct items, the distributions, circulations, disbursements, incomings of said moneys, with the smallest approach to accuracy? But to ask, How far, in all the several infinitely complected departments of social business, in government, education, in manual, commercial, intellectual fabrication of every sort, man's Want is supplied by true Ware; how far by the mere Appearance of true Ware:—in other words, To what extent, by what methods, with what effects, in various times and countries, Deception takes the place of wages of Performance: here truly is an Inquiry big with results for the future time, but to which hitherto only the vaguest answer can be given. If for the present, in our Europe, we estimate the ratio of Ware to Appearance of Ware so high even as at One to a Hundred (which, considering the Wages of a Pope, Russian Autocrat, or English Game-Preserver, is probably not far from the mark),—what almost prodigious saving may there not be anticipated, as the Statistics of Imposture advances, and so the manufacturing of Shams (that of Realities rising into clearer and clearer distinction therefrom) gradually declines, and at length becomes all but wholly unnecessary!

All people are gullible, and they get tricked for surprising benefits. There’s been little done towards something like a Statistics of Imposture. Strangely, our Economists, buried under data for smaller areas of industry, have overlooked the grand and overarching branch of Hypocrisy; as if all our arts of deception, charlatanism, religious manipulation, political manipulation, and countless other tricky crafts haven’t contributed to productive industry at all! Can anyone, for instance, specify how much money is made in literature and shoe polishing through actual teaching and real polish? What about through misleading marketing of those things? Can anyone break down the revenues, expenses, and distributions accurately? But to ask how much, in all the complex areas of social work—governance, education, and every form of production—people’s needs are met by genuine goods versus just the appearance of them: this is an inquiry that could yield significant insights for the future, yet so far, we can only provide vague answers. If we estimate in Europe that the ratio of real products to the appearance of products is as high as one to a hundred (which, given the salaries of a Pope, a Russian Autocrat, or an English Game-Preserver, is probably close), imagine the tremendous savings that could be expected as the Statistics of Imposture develops, leading to a decline in the production of fakes (while genuine products become clearer and more distinct) until it is nearly unnecessary!

"This for the coming golden ages. What I had to remark, for the present brazen one, is, that in several provinces, as in Education, Polity, Religion, where so much is wanted and indispensable, and so little can as yet be furnished, probably Imposture is of sanative, anodyne nature, and man's Gullibility not his worst blessing. Suppose your sinews of war quite broken; I mean your military chest insolvent, forage all but exhausted; and that the whole army is about to mutiny, disband, and cut your and each other's throat,—then were it not well could you, as if by miracle, pay them in any sort of fairy-money, feed them on coagulated water, or mere imagination of meat; whereby, till the real supply came up, they might be kept together and quiet? Such perhaps was the aim of Nature, who does nothing without aim, in furnishing her favorite, Man, with this his so omnipotent or rather omnipatient Talent of being Gulled.

"This is for the upcoming golden ages. What I want to point out, for the current harsh times, is that in several areas, like Education, Politics, and Religion, where so much is needed and essential, and so little can currently be provided, perhaps Deception is healing, a soothing balm, and human Naivety isn't his worst blessing. Imagine your resources for war completely depleted; I mean your military budget bankrupt, supplies nearly gone; and the entire army is about to revolt, disband, and turn against each other—wouldn’t it be great if you could, as if by miracle, pay them with some kind of imaginary money, feed them on frozen water, or just the idea of food; so that, until real supplies arrived, they might stay together and calm? Perhaps that was Nature’s intention, who never acts without a purpose, in giving her favorite, Man, this powerful and rather enduring ability to be Deceived."

"How beautifully it works, with a little mechanism; nay, almost makes mechanism for itself! These Professors in the Nameless lived with ease, with safety, by a mere Reputation, constructed in past times, and then too with no great effort, by quite another class of persons. Which Reputation, like a strong brisk-going undershot wheel, sunk into the general current, bade fair, with only a little annual re-painting on their part, to hold long together, and of its own accord assiduously grind for them. Happy that it was so, for the Millers! They themselves needed not to work; their attempts at working, at what they called Educating, now when I look back on it, fill me with a certain mute admiration.

"How beautifully it works, almost like it creates its own mechanism! These Professors in the Nameless lived comfortably and safely on a reputation built in the past, and that too with minimal effort, by a completely different group of people. This reputation, like a strong, efficient undershot wheel, merged into the general flow and seemed to promise, with just a bit of annual upkeep from them, to last a long time and automatically work for them. It was lucky for the Millers that it was this way! They didn't need to put in any work themselves; their attempts at what they called educating, when I reflect on it now, fill me with a kind of silent admiration."

"Besides all this, we boasted ourselves a Rational University; in the highest degree hostile to Mysticism; thus was the young vacant mind furnished with much talk about Progress of the Species, Dark Ages, Prejudice, and the like; so that all were quickly enough blown out into a state of windy argumentativeness; whereby the better sort had soon to end in sick, impotent Scepticism; the worser sort explode (crepiren) in finished Self-conceit, and to all spiritual intents become dead.—But this too is portion of mankind's lot. If our era is the Era of Unbelief, why murmur under it; is there not a better coming, nay come? As in long-drawn systole and long-drawn diastole, must the period of Faith alternate with the period of Denial; must the vernal growth, the summer luxuriance of all Opinions, Spiritual Representations and Creations, be followed by, and again follow, the autumnal decay, the winter dissolution. For man lives in Time, has his whole earthly being, endeavor and destiny shaped for him by Time: only in the transitory Time-Symbol is the ever-motionless Eternity we stand on made manifest. And yet, in such winter-seasons of Denial, it is for the nobler-minded perhaps a comparative misery to have been born, and to be awake and work; and for the duller a felicity, if, like hibernating animals, safe-lodged in some Salamanca University or Sybaris City, or other superstitious or voluptuous Castle of Indolence, they can slumber through, in stupid dreams, and only awaken when the loud-roaring hailstorms have all alone their work, and to our prayers and martyrdoms the new Spring has been vouchsafed."

"Besides all this, we prided ourselves on being a Rational University, completely opposed to Mysticism. As a result, young minds were filled with discussions about the Progress of the Species, the Dark Ages, Prejudice, and similar topics, quickly leading everyone to a state of argumentative hot air. Consequently, the more thoughtful individuals often ended up in a state of sickly, impotent Skepticism, while the less thoughtful burst forth in full Self-conceit, becoming spiritually lifeless. But this too is part of the human experience. If our time is the Era of Unbelief, why complain about it? Isn’t there something better on the horizon, or perhaps already here? Just as there are periods of contraction and expansion in nature, the era of Faith must alternate with the era of Denial; the vibrant growth and full bloom of all Opinions, Spiritual Representations, and Creations must be followed by, and then lead back to, the decay of autumn and the dissolution of winter. For human life is shaped by Time; our whole earthly existence, efforts, and fate are influenced by Time: only in the fleeting symbols of time does the ever-motionless Eternity we inhabit become visible. Yet, during these winter seasons of Denial, it can be a challenge for those with nobler minds to be born, to stay awake, and to work; whereas for the less aware, it might be a blessing if they can, like hibernating animals, cozy up in some Salamanca University or Sybaris City, or other indulgent hideaways, sleeping through it all in dull dreams, only to awaken when the raging storms have completed their course, and the new Spring has been graciously granted in response to our prayers and sacrifices."

That in the environment, here mysteriously enough shadowed forth, Teufelsdrockh must have felt ill at ease, cannot be doubtful. "The hungry young," he says, "looked up to their spiritual Nurses; and, for food, were bidden eat the east-wind. What vain jargon of controversial Metaphysic, Etymology, and mechanical Manipulation falsely named Science, was current there, I indeed learned, better perhaps than the most. Among eleven hundred Christian youths, there will not be wanting some eleven eager to learn. By collision with such, a certain warmth, a certain polish was communicated; by instinct and happy accident, I took less to rioting (renommiren), than to thinking and reading, which latter also I was free to do. Nay from the chaos of that Library, I succeeded in fishing up more books perhaps than had been known to the very keepers thereof. The foundation of a Literary Life was hereby laid: I learned, on my own strength, to read fluently in almost all cultivated languages, on almost all subjects and sciences; farther, as man is ever the prime object to man, already it was my favorite employment to read character in speculation, and from the Writing to construe the Writer. A certain groundplan of Human Nature and Life began to fashion itself in me; wondrous enough, now when I look back on it; for my whole Universe, physical and spiritual, was as yet a Machine! However, such a conscious, recognized groundplan, the truest I had, was beginning to be there, and by additional experiments might be corrected and indefinitely extended."

That in the environment, here mysteriously enough overshadowed, Teufelsdrockh must have felt uneasy, there’s no doubt about it. "The hungry young," he says, "looked up to their spiritual mentors; and for nourishment, were told to eat the east wind. What nonsense of debatable metaphysics, etymology, and mechanical manipulation falsely called science, was circulating there, I learned, perhaps better than most. Among eleven hundred Christian youths, there are bound to be at least eleven eager to learn. By interacting with such individuals, I picked up a certain warmth and polish; by instinct and happy accident, I leaned less toward rioting (renommiren) and more toward thinking and reading, which I was free to do. In fact, from the chaos of that library, I managed to pull out more books than even the keepers might have known about. The foundation of a literary life was being laid: I learned, on my own, to read fluently in almost all cultivated languages, on nearly every subject and science; furthermore, since man is always the main focus for man, it was already my favorite pastime to read character in speculation and deduce the writer from the writing. A certain blueprint of human nature and life began to form within me; it’s pretty amazing now when I look back on it, as my entire universe, both physical and spiritual, was still just a machine! Nevertheless, this conscious, recognized blueprint, the most accurate I had, was starting to emerge, and through additional experiments, it could be refined and infinitely expanded."

Thus from poverty does the strong educe nobler wealth; thus in the destitution of the wild desert does our young Ishmael acquire for himself the highest of all possessions, that of Self-help. Nevertheless a desert this was, waste, and howling with savage monsters. Teufelsdrockh gives us long details of his "fever-paroxysms of Doubt;" his Inquiries concerning Miracles, and the Evidences of religious Faith; and how "in the silent night-watches, still darker in his heart than over sky and earth, he has cast himself before the All-seeing, and with audible prayers cried vehemently for Light, for deliverance from Death and the Grave. Not till after long years, and unspeakable agonies, did the believing heart surrender; sink into spell-bound sleep, under the nightmare, Unbelief; and, in this hag-ridden dream, mistake God's fair living world for a pallid, vacant Hades and extinct Pandemonium. But through such Purgatory pain," continues he, "it is appointed us to pass; first must the dead Letter of Religion own itself dead, and drop piecemeal into dust, if the living Spirit of Religion, freed from this its charnel-house, is to arise on us, new-born of Heaven, and with new healing under its wings."

So from poverty, the strong create greater wealth; in the emptiness of the wild desert, our young Ishmael gains the greatest possession of all, that of self-reliance. Yet, this was a desert—barren and filled with lurking dangers. Teufelsdrockh gives us extensive details about his "feverish doubts," his inquiries about miracles, and the evidence of faith; how "in the quiet night hours, darker in his heart than over the sky and earth, he threw himself before the All-seeing, and with loud prayers cried out desperately for Light, for freedom from Death and the Grave. Only after many years and unimaginable suffering did the believing heart surrender; sink into a spell-bound sleep, under the nightmare named Unbelief; and, in this tormenting dream, confuse God's beautiful living world for a pale, empty Hades and a dead Pandemonium. But through such Purgatory pain," he continues, "we are destined to go; first, the dead Letter of Religion must acknowledge its own death and crumble into dust, if the living Spirit of Religion, freed from this its grave, is to rise upon us, reborn from Heaven, with new healing under its wings."

To which Purgatory pains, seemingly severe enough, if we add a liberal measure of Earthly distresses, want of practical guidance, want of sympathy, want of money, want of hope; and all this in the fervid season of youth, so exaggerated in imagining, so boundless in desires, yet here so poor in means,—do we not see a strong incipient spirit oppressed and overloaded from without and from within; the fire of genius struggling up among fuel-wood of the greenest, and as yet with more of bitter vapor than of clear flame?

To which the pains of Purgatory, seemingly intense enough, when combined with a healthy dose of earthly struggles, lack of practical guidance, lack of support, lack of money, lack of hope; and all this in the passionate season of youth, so exaggerated in imagination, so limitless in desires, yet here so lacking in resources—do we not see a strong, emerging spirit weighed down and burdened from outside and within; the fire of genius trying to rise among the damp kindling, and so far with more bitter smoke than clear flame?

From various fragments of Letters and other documentary scraps, it is to be inferred that Teufelsdrockh, isolated, shy, retiring as he was, had not altogether escaped notice: certain established men are aware of his existence; and, if stretching out no helpful hand, have at least their eyes on him. He appears, though in dreary enough humor, to be addressing himself to the Profession of Law;—whereof, indeed, the world has since seen him a public graduate. But omitting these broken, unsatisfactory thrums of Economical relation, let us present rather the following small thread of Moral relation; and therewith, the reader for himself weaving it in at the right place, conclude our dim arras-picture of these University years.

From various snippets of letters and other documents, we can gather that Teufelsdrockh, despite being isolated, shy, and withdrawn, didn't go completely unnoticed: some established figures are aware of him; and while they don't offer any help, at least they are keeping an eye on him. He seems to be pursuing a career in law, although he appears rather gloomy about it—something we later see confirmed when he publicly graduates in that field. Instead of dwelling on these fragmented and unsatisfying details of his economic situation, let's focus on this small thread of moral connections; and the reader can weave it in wherever it fits, wrapping up our unclear portrayal of his university years.

"Here also it was that I formed acquaintance with Herr Towgood, or, as it is perhaps better written, Herr Toughgut; a young person of quality (von Adel), from the interior parts of England. He stood connected, by blood and hospitality, with the Counts von Zahdarm, in this quarter of Germany; to which noble Family I likewise was, by his means, with all friendliness, brought near. Towgood had a fair talent, unspeakably ill-cultivated; with considerable humor of character: and, bating his total ignorance, for he knew nothing except Boxing and a little Grammar, showed less of that aristocratic impassivity, and silent fury, than for most part belongs to Travellers of his nation. To him I owe my first practical knowledge of the English and their ways; perhaps also something of the partiality with which I have ever since regarded that singular people. Towgood was not without an eye, could he have come at any light. Invited doubtless by the presence of the Zahdarm Family, he had travelled hither, in the almost frantic hope of perfecting his studies; he, whose studies had as yet been those of infancy, hither to a University where so much as the notion of perfection, not to say the effort after it, no longer existed! Often we would condole over the hard destiny of the Young in this era: how, after all our toil, we were to be turned out into the world, with beards on our chins indeed, but with few other attributes of manhood; no existing thing that we were trained to Act on, nothing that we could so much as Believe. 'How has our head on the outside a polished Hat,' would Towgood exclaim, 'and in the inside Vacancy, or a froth of Vocables and Attorney-Logic! At a small cost men are educated to make leather into shoes; but at a great cost, what am I educated to make? By Heaven, Brother! what I have already eaten and worn, as I came thus far, would endow a considerable Hospital of Incurables.'—'Man, indeed,' I would answer, 'has a Digestive Faculty, which must be kept working, were it even partly by stealth. But as for our Miseducation, make not bad worse; waste not the time yet ours, in trampling on thistles because they have yielded us no figs. Frisch zu, Bruder! Here are Books, and we have brains to read them; here is a whole Earth and a whole Heaven, and we have eyes to look on them: Frisch zu!'

"Here too, I met Herr Towgood, or perhaps more accurately, Herr Toughgut; a young gentleman of noble birth (von Adel) from the heart of England. He was connected by blood and hospitality to the Counts von Zahdarm, in this part of Germany; and through him, I was also introduced to that noble family with great warmth. Towgood had some talent, though it was incredibly poorly developed, and he had a good sense of humor. Aside from his complete ignorance—since he only knew about boxing and a bit of grammar—he showed less of the usual aloofness and hidden rage that most travelers from his country exhibit. I owe my first hands-on understanding of the English and their customs to him; perhaps that's also why I have always had a particular fondness for that unique nation. Towgood had an eye for things, if only he could have gained some insight. Invited, no doubt, by the Zahdarm Family's presence, he had traveled here, almost desperately hoping to enhance his studies; he, whose studies had until now been those of childhood, to a university where the idea of perfection, let alone the pursuit of it, no longer existed! We often lamented the tough fate of young people in our time: how, despite all our hard work, we were to be sent out into the world, with beards on our chins, but with few other signs of adulthood; nothing we had been trained to act upon, nothing we could even believe in. 'How come our heads are adorned with polished hats,' Towgood would exclaim, 'while inside we find emptiness or a jumble of words and legal jargon! It costs little to learn how to turn leather into shoes; but at great expense, what am I being trained to create? By heaven, brother! What I've already consumed and worn on my journey so far could fund a sizable hospital for the incurable.' — 'Indeed, man,' I would reply, 'has a digestive system that must be kept functioning, even if only partially in secrecy. But as for our poor education, let's not make things worse; let's not waste our remaining time stomping on thistles because they haven't borne us any figs. Frisch zu, Bruder! Here are books, and we have the brains to read them; there is a whole earth and a whole sky, and we have eyes to see them: Frisch zu!'

"Often also our talk was gay; not without brilliancy, and even fire. We looked out on Life, with its strange scaffolding, where all at once harlequins dance, and men are beheaded and quartered: motley, not unterrific was the aspect; but we looked on it like brave youths. For myself, these were perhaps my most genial hours. Towards this young warm-hearted, strong-headed and wrong-headed Herr Towgood I was even near experiencing the now obsolete sentiment of Friendship. Yes, foolish Heathen that I was, I felt that, under certain conditions, I could have loved this man, and taken him to my bosom, and been his brother once and always. By degrees, however, I understood the new time, and its wants. If man's Soul is indeed, as in the Finnish Language, and Utilitarian Philosophy, a kind of Stomach, what else is the true meaning of Spiritual Union but an Eating together? Thus we, instead of Friends, are Dinner-guests; and here as elsewhere have cast away chimeras."

"Often, our conversations were lively, even brilliant and intense. We viewed life with its bizarre framework, where suddenly harlequins dance and people are executed: it was a colorful but not terrifying sight; we faced it like brave young people. For me, these were perhaps my most enjoyable moments. Towards this warmhearted, strong-minded, yet misguided Herr Towgood, I was even close to feeling that outdated emotion known as friendship. Yes, foolish as I was, I sensed that, under the right circumstances, I could have loved this man, embraced him, and been his brother forever. Gradually, though, I came to understand the new era and its needs. If a person's Soul is indeed, as in Finnish and utilitarian thought, a kind of Stomach, then what else does true spiritual connection mean but sharing a meal? So, instead of being friends, we are dinner guests; and here, as elsewhere, we have discarded illusions."

So ends, abruptly as is usual, and enigmatically, this little incipient romance. What henceforth becomes of the brave Herr Towgood, or Toughgut? He has dived under, in the Autobiographical Chaos, and swims we see not where. Does any reader "in the interior parts of England" know of such a man?

So ends, as suddenly and mysteriously as usual, this little early romance. What will happen next to the brave Herr Towgood, or Toughgut? He has disappeared into the Autobiographical Chaos, and we can’t see where he’s swimming. Does any reader "in the interior parts of England" know of this man?





CHAPTER IV. GETTING UNDER WAY.

"Thus nevertheless," writes our Autobiographer, apparently as quitting College, "was there realized Somewhat; namely, I, Diogenes Teufelsdrockh: a visible Temporary Figure (Zeitbild), occupying some cubic feet of Space, and containing within it Forces both physical and spiritual; hopes, passions, thoughts; the whole wondrous furniture, in more or less perfection, belonging to that mystery, a Man. Capabilities there were in me to give battle, in some small degree, against the great Empire of Darkness: does not the very Ditcher and Delver, with his spade, extinguish many a thistle and puddle; and so leave a little Order, where he found the opposite? Nay your very Day-moth has capabilities in this kind; and ever organizes something (into its own Body, if no otherwise), which was before Inorganic; and of mute dead air makes living music, though only of the faintest, by humming.

"Still," writes our Autobiographer, seemingly as he leaves College, "there was something realized; namely, I, Diogenes Teufelsdrockh: a visible Temporary Figure, taking up some cubic feet of Space and containing both physical and spiritual Forces; hopes, passions, thoughts; all the amazing elements, in varying degrees of completeness, that make up the mystery of a Man. I had the ability to fight, even if just a little, against the vast Empire of Darkness: doesn't even the simplest laborer with his shovel eliminate many a weed and puddle; thereby creating a bit of Order where there was chaos? Even your basic Day-moth has this kind of ability; it organizes something (into its own form, if nothing else), transforming what was once Inorganic; and from silent, lifeless air creates living music, albeit just the faintest tune, by buzzing."

"How much more, one whose capabilities are spiritual; who has learned, or begun learning, the grand thaumaturgic art of Thought! Thaumaturgic I name it; for hitherto all Miracles have been wrought thereby, and henceforth innumerable will be wrought; whereof we, even in these days, witness some. Of the Poet's and Prophet's inspired Message, and how it makes and unmakes whole worlds, I shall forbear mention: but cannot the dullest hear Steam-engines clanking around him? Has he not seen the Scottish Brass-smith's IDEA (and this but a mechanical one) travelling on fire-wings round the Cape, and across two Oceans; and stronger than any other Enchanter's Familiar, on all hands unweariedly fetching and carrying: at home, not only weaving Cloth; but rapidly enough overturning the whole old system of Society; and, for Feudalism and Preservation of the Game, preparing us, by indirect but sure methods, Industrialism and the Government of the Wisest? Truly a Thinking Man is the worst enemy the Prince of Darkness can have; every time such a one announces himself, I doubt not, there runs a shudder through the Nether Empire; and new Emissaries are trained, with new tactics, to, if possible, entrap him, and hoodwink and handcuff him.

How much more, someone with spiritual abilities; who has learned, or started to learn, the amazing art of Thought! I call it amazing; for so far all Miracles have been achieved through it, and many more will be achieved in the future; some of which we still see today. I won’t mention the inspired Message of the Poet and Prophet, and how it creates and destroys entire worlds, but can even the dullest person not hear the steam engines clanking around him? Has he not seen the Scottish inventor's IDEA (and this is just a mechanical one) flying on fire-wings around the Cape and across two Oceans; stronger than any other Enchanter's Familiar, tirelessly fetching and carrying: at home, not only weaving cloth; but quickly overturning the whole old system of Society; and, in place of Feudalism and Game Preservation, preparing us, through indirect but certain means, for Industrialism and the Rule of the Wisest? Truly a Thinking Man is the worst enemy the Prince of Darkness can have; whenever such a person reveals himself, I have no doubt there’s a shudder through the Nether Empire; and new agents are trained, with new tactics, to try to trap him, and deceive and restrain him.

"With such high vocation had I too, as denizen of the Universe, been called. Unhappy it is, however, that though born to the amplest Sovereignty, in this way, with no less than sovereign right of Peace and War against the Time-Prince (Zeitfurst), or Devil, and all his Dominions, your coronation-ceremony costs such trouble, your sceptre is so difficult to get at, or even to get eye on!"

"With such a high calling, I too, as a member of the Universe, have been summoned. It's unfortunate, however, that although born to great Sovereignty, with the sovereign right of Peace and War against the Time-Prince (Zeitfurst), or Devil, and all his Dominions, your coronation ceremony is such a hassle, your scepter is so hard to find, or even to glimpse!"

By which last wire-drawn similitude does Teufelsdrockh mean no more than that young men find obstacles in what we call "getting under way"? "Not what I Have," continues he, "but what I Do is my Kingdom. To each is given a certain inward Talent, a certain outward Environment of Fortune; to each, by wisest combination of these two, a certain maximum of Capability. But the hardest problem were ever this first: To find by study of yourself, and of the ground you stand on, what your combined inward and outward Capability specially is. For, alas, our young soul is all budding with Capabilities, and we see not yet which is the main and true one. Always too the new man is in a new time, under new conditions; his course can be the fac-simile of no prior one, but is by its nature original. And then how seldom will the outward Capability fit the inward: though talented wonderfully enough, we are poor, unfriended, dyspeptical, bashful; nay what is worse than all, we are foolish. Thus, in a whole imbroglio of Capabilities, we go stupidly groping about, to grope which is ours, and often clutch the wrong one: in this mad work must several years of our small term be spent, till the purblind Youth, by practice, acquire notions of distance, and become a seeing Man. Nay, many so spend their whole term, and in ever-new expectation, ever-new disappointment, shift from enterprise to enterprise, and from side to side: till at length, as exasperated striplings of threescore-and-ten, they shift into their last enterprise, that of getting buried.

What Teufelsdrockh means by this complicated comparison is that young people face challenges in what we call "getting started." "Not what I Have," he goes on, "but what I Do is my Kingdom. Everyone has a unique inner Talent and an outer Environment of Fortune; by wisely combining these two, each person can achieve their maximum Capability. But the toughest challenge is this first one: To understand, through self-reflection and by considering your surroundings, what your specific inner and outer Capability is. Unfortunately, our youthful spirit is full of potential, yet we don’t know which one is the most important and true. Furthermore, every new person faces a new time and new conditions; their path can't be a copy of anyone else's, as it is inherently original. And how often does our outer Capability match our inner one: even if we are immensely talented, we may find ourselves poor, friendless, anxious, shy; or worse, foolish. Thus, amidst a tangle of Capabilities, we stumble around cluelessly, trying to figure out which is ours, often grabbing onto the wrong one: in this chaotic process, we waste years of our brief lives until the blind youth, through practice, learns to understand their own potential and becomes a truly aware person. Sadly, many will spend their entire lives in endless expectation and disappointment, bouncing from one endeavor to another, until they eventually, as frustrated old folks nearing seventy, find themselves in their final task: getting buried.

"Such, since the most of us are too ophthalmic, would be the general fate; were it not that one thing saves us: our Hunger. For on this ground, as the prompt nature of Hunger is well known, must a prompt choice be made: hence have we, with wise foresight, Indentures and Apprenticeships for our irrational young; whereby, in due season, the vague universality of a Man shall find himself ready-moulded into a specific Craftsman; and so thenceforth work, with much or with little waste of Capability as it may be; yet not with the worst waste, that of time. Nay even in matters spiritual, since the spiritual artist too is born blind, and does not, like certain other creatures, receive sight in nine days, but far later, sometimes never,—is it not well that there should be what we call Professions, or Bread-studies (Brodzwecke), preappointed us? Here, circling like the gin-horse, for whom partial or total blindness is no evil, the Bread-artist can travel contentedly round and round, still fancying that it is forward and forward; and realize much: for himself victual; for the world an additional horse's power in the grand corn-mill or hemp-mill of Economic Society. For me too had such a leading-string been provided; only that it proved a neck-halter, and had nigh throttled me, till I broke it off. Then, in the words of Ancient Pistol, did the world generally become mine oyster, which I, by strength or cunning, was to open, as I would and could. Almost had I deceased (fast war ich umgekommen), so obstinately did it continue shut."

"Most of us are pretty shortsighted, so that would be our general fate; except for one thing that saves us: our Hunger. Because of this, we have to make a quick decision, as Hunger is known to act fast: that’s why we’ve set up contracts and apprenticeships for our confused youth; in time, the broad idea of being a Man will get shaped into a specific Craftsman; and from then on, they can work, wasting either a lot or a little of their abilities; but not the worst waste, which is time. Even in spiritual matters, since the spiritual artist is also born blind and doesn’t, like some creatures, gain sight in nine days, but much later, sometimes never— isn’t it good that we have what we call Professions or Bread-studies (Brodzwecke) laid out for us? Here, like a horse on a mill, for whom being partially or completely blind isn’t a problem, the Bread-artist can go round and round, thinking they are moving forward; and accomplish a lot: feeding themselves and adding another horsepower to the great corn-mill or hemp-mill of Economic Society. I too had a leading-string provided, but it turned out to be a noose that nearly choked me until I broke free. Then, in the words of Ancient Pistol, the world generally became my oyster, which I was to open by strength or cunning, as I wanted and could. I almost died (fast war ich umgekommen), as it stubbornly remained closed."

We see here, significantly foreshadowed, the spirit of much that was to befall our Autobiographer; the historical embodiment of which, as it painfully takes shape in his Life, lies scattered, in dim disastrous details, through this Bag Pisces, and those that follow. A young man of high talent, and high though still temper, like a young mettled colt, "breaks off his neck-halter," and bounds forth, from his peculiar manger, into the wide world; which, alas, he finds all rigorously fenced in. Richest clover-fields tempt his eye; but to him they are forbidden pasture: either pining in progressive starvation, he must stand; or, in mad exasperation, must rush to and fro, leaping against sheer stone-walls, which he cannot leap over, which only lacerate and lame him; till at last, after thousand attempts and endurances, he, as if by miracle, clears his way; not indeed into luxuriant and luxurious clover, yet into a certain bosky wilderness where existence is still possible, and Freedom, though waited on by Scarcity, is not without sweetness. In a word, Teufelsdrockh having thrown up his legal Profession, finds himself without landmark of outward guidance; whereby his previous want of decided Belief, or inward guidance, is frightfully aggravated. Necessity urges him on; Time will not stop, neither can he, a Son of Time; wild passions without solacement, wild faculties without employment, ever vex and agitate him. He too must enact that stern Monodrama, No Object and no Rest; must front its successive destinies, work through to its catastrophe, and deduce therefrom what moral he can.

We see here, clearly foreshadowed, the essence of much that was to come for our Autobiographer; the historical reality of which, as it painfully takes shape in his Life, is scattered, in dim and disastrous details, throughout this Bag Pisces and the ones that follow. A young man with great talent and a strong but still unruly spirit, like a spirited young colt, "breaks free from his halter" and leaps out of his familiar surroundings into the vast world; which, unfortunately, he finds to be all strictly fenced in. Beautiful clover fields catch his eye, but they are off-limits to him: either he must endure progressive starvation, standing still, or in a fit of frustration, he must dash back and forth, leaping against solid stone walls that he cannot overcome, which only hurt and hinder him; until finally, after countless attempts and hardships, he miraculously finds his way; not into rich and luxurious clover, but into a wild grove where life is still possible, and Freedom, although accompanied by Scarcity, has its own sweetness. In short, Teufelsdrockh, having given up his legal career, finds himself without any clear direction; making his previous lack of firm Belief, or inner guidance, even more troubling. Necessity pushes him forward; Time doesn’t wait, and neither can he, a Child of Time; wild passions without relief and wild talents without purpose constantly disturb and unsettle him. He too must perform that stern Monodrama, No Object and no Rest; must face its unfolding fates, work through to its conclusion, and figure out what moral he can extract from it.

Yet let us be just to him, let us admit that his "neck-halter" sat nowise easy on him; that he was in some degree forced to break it off. If we look at the young man's civic position, in this Nameless capital, as he emerges from its Nameless University, we can discern well that it was far from enviable. His first Law-Examination he has come through triumphantly; and can even boast that the Examen Rigorosum need not have frightened him: but though he is hereby "an Auscultator of respectability," what avails it? There is next to no employment to be had. Neither, for a youth without connections, is the process of Expectation very hopeful in itself; nor for one of his disposition much cheered from without. "My fellow Auscultators," he says, "were Auscultators: they dressed, and digested, and talked articulate words; other vitality showed they almost none. Small speculation in those eyes, that they did glare withal! Sense neither for the high nor for the deep, nor for aught human or divine, save only for the faintest scent of coming Preferment." In which words, indicating a total estrangement on the part of Teufelsdrockh may there not also lurk traces of a bitterness as from wounded vanity? Doubtless these prosaic Auscultators may have sniffed at him, with his strange ways; and tried to hate, and what was much more impossible, to despise him. Friendly communion, in any case, there could not be: already has the young Teufelsdrockh left the other young geese; and swims apart, though as yet uncertain whether he himself is cygnet or gosling.

Yet let's be fair to him; we have to admit that his "neck-halter" didn't fit him well at all, and he was somewhat forced to break away from it. When we look at the young man's social status in this unnamed capital after graduating from its unnamed university, it's clear that it wasn't enviable at all. He passed his first law exam with flying colors and can even brag that the Examen Rigorosum didn't scare him, but despite being recognized as an Auscultator of respectability, what good does it do him? There’s almost no job available. For a young man without connections, the prospect of finding a job isn’t very promising, and for someone like him, there's little encouragement from the outside world. "My fellow Auscultators," he says, "were indeed Auscultators: they dressed well, digested information, and spoke articulate words; yet they showed almost no real vitality. There was little ambition in the eyes that they stared with! They had no sense for the lofty or the profound, nor for anything human or divine, except for the faintest hint of future advancement." In these words, reflecting a total disconnect, might there also be hints of bitterness from hurt pride? Surely these ordinary Auscultators must have sneered at him with his peculiar ways, trying to dislike, and even more impossibly, to look down on him. There could be no real friendship; young Teufelsdrockh had already distanced himself from the other young followers, swimming alone, still uncertain whether he was a swan or a gosling.

Perhaps, too, what little employment he had was performed ill, at best unpleasantly. "Great practical method and expertness" he may brag of; but is there not also great practical pride, though deep-hidden, only the deeper-seated? So shy a man can never have been popular. We figure to ourselves, how in those days he may have played strange freaks with his independence, and so forth: do not his own words betoken as much? "Like a very young person, I imagined it was with Work alone, and not also with Folly and Sin, in myself and others, that I had been appointed to struggle." Be this as it may, his progress from the passive Auscultatorship, towards any active Assessorship, is evidently of the slowest. By degrees, those same established men, once partially inclined to patronize him, seem to withdraw their countenance, and give him up as "a man of genius" against which procedure he, in these Papers, loudly protests. "As if," says he, "the higher did not presuppose the lower; as if he who can fly into heaven, could not also walk post if he resolved on it! But the world is an old woman, and mistakes any gilt farthing for a gold coin; whereby being often cheated, she will thenceforth trust nothing but the common copper."

Maybe the little work he did was done poorly, at best unpleasantly. He might boast about having "great practical method and expertise," but isn’t there also a lot of pride wrapped up in that, lurking deep down? A man as shy as he could never have been popular. We can imagine how, back then, he might have acted out with his independence and all that: don’t his own words suggest as much? "Like a very young person, I thought it was only about Work, and not also about Foolishness and Sin, within myself and others, that I was meant to struggle." Be that as it may, his transition from being a passive Listener to any kind of active Assessor is clearly moving at a snail's pace. Gradually, the established men who once seemed to support him appear to pull back, writing him off as "a man of genius," against which he, in these Papers, strongly protests. "As if," he says, "the higher doesn’t require the lower; as if someone who can soar to heaven couldn’t also walk if they chose to! But the world is an old woman who mistakes any shiny penny for real gold; having been cheated so often, she will only trust the common copper from now on."

How our winged sky-messenger, unaccepted as a terrestrial runner, contrived, in the mean while, to keep himself from flying skyward without return, is not too clear from these Documents. Good old Gretchen seems to have vanished from the scene, perhaps from the Earth; other Horn of Plenty, or even of Parsimony, nowhere flows for him; so that "the prompt nature of Hunger being well known," we are not without our anxiety. From private Tuition, in never so many languages and sciences, the aid derivable is small; neither, to use his own words, "does the young Adventurer hitherto suspect in himself any literary gift; but at best earns bread-and-water wages, by his wide faculty of Translation. Nevertheless," continues he, "that I subsisted is clear, for you find me even now alive." Which fact, however, except upon the principle of our true-hearted, kind old Proverb, that "there is always life for a living one," we must profess ourselves unable to explain.

How our winged messenger, not accepted as a runner on the ground, managed to avoid flying away without coming back is not very clear from these documents. Good old Gretchen seems to have disappeared entirely, maybe even from the Earth; there’s no other source of plenty, or even of scarcity, available for him. So, considering “the well-known quick nature of hunger,” we are understandably anxious. From private tutoring, no matter how many languages and sciences, the help available is minimal; nor, to use his own words, “does the young adventurer suspect he has any literary talent; at best, he barely manages to make a living through his translation skills. However,” he continues, “the fact that I survived is clear, since you find me even now alive.” This fact, though, we can only explain through the principle of our true-hearted, kind old proverb that “there is always life for someone who’s living.”

Certain Landlords' Bills, and other economic Documents, bearing the mark of Settlement, indicate that he was not without money; but, like an independent Hearth-holder, if not House-holder, paid his way. Here also occur, among many others, two little mutilated Notes, which perhaps throw light on his condition. The first has now no date, or writer's name, but a huge Blot; and runs to this effect: "The (Inkblot), tied down by previous promise, cannot, except by best wishes, forward the Herr Teufelsdrockh's views on the Assessorship in question; and sees himself under the cruel necessity of forbearing, for the present, what were otherwise his duty and joy, to assist in opening the career for a man of genius, on whom far higher triumphs are yet waiting." The other is on gilt paper; and interests us like a sort of epistolary mummy now dead, yet which once lived and beneficently worked. We give it in the original: "Herr Teufelsdrockh wird von der Frau Grafinn, auf Donnerstag, zum AESTHETISCHEN THEE schonstens eingeladen."

Certain landlords' bills and other economic documents marked with settlement indicate that he wasn’t broke; but, like an independent homeowner, he paid his own way. Here, too, are two small torn notes that might shed light on his situation. The first has no date or writer's name, just a big blot, and says something like this: "The (Inkblot), bound by a prior promise, cannot, except by sending best wishes, support Herr Teufelsdrockh's ambitions for the Assessorship in question; and finds himself regrettably unable, for now, to do what would otherwise be his duty and joy—helping to open the path for a man of genius, who has even greater triumphs ahead." The other note is on gold paper and feels like a kind of letter from the past, now lifeless, yet once full of life and goodwill. We present it in the original: "Herr Teufelsdrockh wird von der Frau Grafinn, auf Donnerstag, zum AESTHETISCHEN THEE schonstens eingeladen."

Thus, in answer to a cry for solid pudding, whereof there is the most urgent need, comes, epigrammatically enough, the invitation to a wash of quite fluid AEsthetic Tea! How Teufelsdrockh, now at actual hand-grips with Destiny herself, may have comported himself among these Musical and Literary dilettanti of both sexes, like a hungry lion invited to a feast of chickenweed, we can only conjecture. Perhaps in expressive silence, and abstinence: otherwise if the lion, in such case, is to feast at all, it cannot be on the chickenweed, but only on the chickens. For the rest, as this Frau Grafinn dates from the Zahdarm House, she can be no other than the Countess and mistress of the same; whose intellectual tendencies, and good-will to Teufelsdrockh, whether on the footing of Herr Towgood, or on his own footing, are hereby manifest. That some sort of relation, indeed, continued, for a time, to connect our Autobiographer, though perhaps feebly enough, with this noble House, we have elsewhere express evidence. Doubtless, if he expected patronage, it was in vain; enough for him if he here obtained occasional glimpses of the great world, from which we at one time fancied him to have been always excluded. "The Zahdarms," says he, "lived in the soft, sumptuous garniture of Aristocracy; whereto Literature and Art, attracted and attached from without, were to serve as the handsomest fringing. It was to the Gnadigen Frau (her Ladyship) that this latter improvement was due: assiduously she gathered, dexterously she fitted on, what fringing was to be had; lace or cobweb, as the place yielded." Was Teufelsdrockh also a fringe, of lace or cobweb; or promising to be such? "With his Excellenz (the Count)," continues he, "I have more than once had the honor to converse; chiefly on general affairs, and the aspect of the world, which he, though now past middle life, viewed in no unfavorable light; finding indeed, except the Outrooting of Journalism (die auszurottende Journalistik), little to desiderate therein. On some points, as his Excellenz was not uncholeric, I found it more pleasant to keep silence. Besides, his occupation being that of Owning Land, there might be faculties enough, which, as superfluous for such use, were little developed in him."

So, in response to the demand for substantial sustenance, which is truly pressing, we get, rather ironically, the invitation to a rather fluid AEsthetic Tea! How Teufelsdrockh, now grappling with Fate herself, might have behaved among these artistic and literary enthusiasts of both genders, like a hungry lion offered a meal of weeds, is anyone's guess. Perhaps he stayed silent and abstained: otherwise, if the lion is to feast at all, it can’t be on weeds but only on the chickens. Furthermore, since this Frau Grafinn comes from the Zahdarm House, she must be the Countess and mistress of the same; her intellectual interests and goodwill toward Teufelsdrockh, whether seen as Herr Towgood or on his own terms, are clear from this. We have clear evidence elsewhere that some kind of connection, albeit weak, continued between our Autobiographer and this noble House for a time. If he hoped for patronage, it was in vain; it was enough for him to get occasional glimpses of the high society from which we once thought he’d been completely excluded. "The Zahdarms," he says, "lived in the soft, luxurious fabric of Aristocracy, where Literature and Art, drawn in from the outside, served as the most elegant embellishment. This improvement was thanks to the Gnadigen Frau (her Ladyship): she diligently gathered and skillfully attached whatever embellishments she could find; lace or cobweb, depending on what was available." Was Teufelsdrockh also an embellishment, of lace or cobweb; or showing potential to be one? "With his Excellenz (the Count)," he continues, "I have had the honor of conversing more than once; primarily about general matters and the state of the world, which he, though past middle age, viewed quite positively, finding little to complain about except the total eradication of journalism (die auszurottende Journalistik). On certain points, since his Excellenz could be a bit hot-tempered, I found it more pleasant to remain silent. Additionally, since his work involved owning land, there might have been enough abilities in him that were underdeveloped for such a role."

That to Teufelsdrockh the aspect of the world was nowise so faultless, and many things besides "the Outrooting of Journalism" might have seemed improvements, we can readily conjecture. With nothing but a barren Auscultatorship from without, and so many mutinous thoughts and wishes from within, his position was no easy one. "The Universe," he says, "was as a mighty Sphinx-riddle, which I knew so little of, yet must rede, or be devoured. In red streaks of unspeakable grandeur, yet also in the blackness of darkness, was Life, to my too-unfurnished Thought, unfolding itself. A strange contradiction lay in me; and I as yet knew not the solution of it; knew not that spiritual music can spring only from discords set in harmony; that but for Evil there were no Good, as victory is only possible by battle."

To Teufelsdrockh, the state of the world was far from perfect, and there were many things besides "the Outrooting of Journalism" that could be seen as improvements, which we can easily imagine. With nothing but a barren outside perspective and so many rebellious thoughts and desires from within, his situation was tough. "The Universe," he says, "was like a vast Sphinx riddle, which I understood so little of yet had to solve, or I would be consumed. In streaks of incredible beauty, and also in the depths of darkness, Life was unfolding itself to my unprepared mind. A strange contradiction existed within me; I didn’t yet know the answer to it; I didn’t realize that true harmony can only come from discord; that without Evil, there would be no Good, just as victory only comes through battle."

"I have heard affirmed (surely in jest)," observes he elsewhere, "by not unphilanthropic persons, that it were a real increase of human happiness, could all young men from the age of nineteen be covered under barrels, or rendered otherwise invisible; and there left to follow their lawful studies and callings, till they emerged, sadder and wiser, at the age of twenty-five. With which suggestion, at least as considered in the light of a practical scheme, I need scarcely say that I nowise coincide. Nevertheless it is plausibly urged that, as young ladies (Madchen) are, to mankind, precisely the most delightful in those years; so young gentlemen (Bubchen) do then attain their maximum of detestability. Such gawks (Gecken) are they, and foolish peacocks, and yet with such a vulturous hunger for self-indulgence; so obstinate, obstreperous, vain-glorious; in all senses, so froward and so forward. No mortal's endeavor or attainment will, in the smallest, content the as yet unendeavoring, unattaining young gentleman; but he could make it all infinitely better, were it worthy of him. Life everywhere is the most manageable matter, simple as a question in the Rule-of-Three: multiply your second and third term together, divide the product by the first, and your quotient will be the answer,—which you are but an ass if you cannot come at. The booby has not yet found out, by any trial, that, do what one will, there is ever a cursed fraction, oftenest a decimal repeater, and no net integer quotient so much as to be thought of."

"I have heard (probably in jest)," he remarks elsewhere, "from not entirely unsympathetic people, that it would genuinely enhance human happiness if all young men from the age of nineteen could be hidden away under barrels or made otherwise invisible; and left to focus on their studies and careers until they came out, sadder and wiser, at the age of twenty-five. With this suggestion, at least when viewed as a practical idea, I should hardly say that I agree at all. However, it's convincingly argued that, while young ladies are, for men, most delightful during those years, young gentlemen reach their peak of intolerability at that time. They are such awkward fools and vain show-offs, yet with such a ravenous appetite for self-indulgence; so stubborn, noisy, and glory-seeking; in every sense, so unruly and so forward. No one's efforts or achievements will, in the slightest, satisfy the yet-untried, unaccomplished young man; but he could make everything infinitely better, if only it were worthy of him. Life everywhere is a very manageable matter, as simple as a math problem: multiply your second and third terms together, divide the product by the first, and your answer will be the result—which you’d be a fool not to be able to figure out. The fool has yet to discover, through any experience, that no matter what you do, there’s always a troublesome fraction, often a repeating decimal, and no whole number result worth considering."

In which passage does not there lie an implied confession that Teufelsdrockh himself, besides his outward obstructions, had an inward, still greater, to contend with; namely, a certain temporary, youthful, yet still afflictive derangement of head? Alas, on the former side alone, his case was hard enough. "It continues ever true," says he, "that Saturn, or Chronos, or what we call TIME, devours all his Children: only by incessant Running, by incessant Working, may you (for some threescore-and-ten years) escape him; and you too he devours at last. Can any Sovereign, or Holy Alliance of Sovereigns, bid Time stand still; even in thought, shake themselves free of Time? Our whole terrestrial being is based on Time, and built of Time; it is wholly a Movement, a Time-impulse; Time is the author of it, the material of it. Hence also our Whole Duty, which is to move, to work,—in the right direction. Are not our Bodies and our Souls in continual movement, whether we will or not; in a continual Waste, requiring a continual Repair? Utmost satisfaction of our whole outward and inward Wants were but satisfaction for a space of Time; thus, whatso we have done, is done, and for us annihilated, and ever must we go and do anew. O Time-Spirit, how hast thou environed and imprisoned us, and sunk us so deep in thy troublous dim Time-Element, that only in lucid moments can so much as glimpses of our upper Azure Home be revealed to us! Me, however, as a Son of Time, unhappier than some others, was Time threatening to eat quite prematurely; for, strive as I might, there was no good Running, so obstructed was the path, so gyved were the feet." That is to say, we presume, speaking in the dialect of this lower world, that Teufelsdrockh's whole duty and necessity was, like other men's, "to work,—in the right direction," and that no work was to be had; whereby he became wretched enough. As was natural: with haggard Scarcity threatening him in the distance; and so vehement a soul languishing in restless inaction, and forced thereby, like Sir Hudibras's sword by rust,

In which passage isn't there an implied confession that Teufelsdrockh himself, on top of his external obstacles, faced an even bigger internal struggle; specifically, a temporary, youthful, but still troubling mental disturbance? Unfortunately, just on the outside alone, his situation was tough enough. "It remains true," he says, "that Saturn, or Chronos, or what we call TIME, devours all his Children: only through constant Running, through constant Working, might you (for some seventy years) escape him; but eventually, he devours you too. Can any Sovereign, or Holy Alliance of Sovereigns, command Time to stand still; even in thought, free themselves from Time? Our entire existence on Earth is based on Time and constructed from Time; it's entirely a Movement, a Time-impulse; Time is both its creator and its material. Hence, our Whole Duty is to move, to work—in the right direction. Are not our Bodies and Souls in constant movement, regardless of our will; in a continuous Waste, needing constant Repair? The utmost satisfaction of all our outer and inner needs is just satisfaction for a limited Time; thus, whatever we have done, is done, and for us erased, and we must always go and do anew. O Time-Spirit, how you have surrounded and trapped us, sinking us so deep in your troubling, murky Time-Element, that only in clear moments can even glimpses of our upper Azure Home be shown to us! However, for me, as a Son of Time, unhappier than some others, Time was threatening to consume me far too soon; for, no matter how hard I tried, there was no good Running, so blocked was the path, and so shackled were my feet." That is to say, we assume, speaking in the language of this lower world, that Teufelsdrockh's whole duty and necessity was, like other men's, "to work—in the right direction," and that no work was available; leading him to be quite miserable. As was natural: with haggard Scarcity looming in the distance; and such a passionate soul wasting away in restless inactivity, and forced thereby, like Sir Hudibras's sword by rust,

     "To eat into itself, for lack
     Of something else to hew and hack;"
"To consume itself, because there's nothing else to cut and chop;"

But on the whole, that same "excellent Passivity," as it has all along done, is here again vigorously flourishing; in which circumstance may we not trace the beginnings of much that now characterizes our Professor and perhaps, in faint rudiments, the origin of the Clothes-Philosophy itself? Already the attitude he has assumed towards the World is too defensive; not, as would have been desirable, a bold attitude of attack. "So far hitherto," he says, "as I had mingled with mankind, I was notable, if for anything, for a certain stillness of manner, which, as my friends often rebukingly declared, did but ill express the keen ardor of my feelings. I, in truth, regarded men with an excess both of love and of fear. The mystery of a Person, indeed, is ever divine to him that has a sense for the Godlike. Often, notwithstanding, was I blamed, and by half-strangers hated, for my so-called Hardness (Harte), my Indifferentism towards men; and the seemingly ironic tone I had adopted, as my favorite dialect in conversation. Alas, the panoply of Sarcasm was but as a buckram case, wherein I had striven to envelop myself; that so my own poor Person might live safe there, and in all friendliness, being no longer exasperated by wounds. Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the Devil; for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it. But how many individuals did I, in those days, provoke into some degree of hostility thereby! An ironic man, with his sly stillness, and ambuscading ways, more especially an ironic young man, from whom it is least expected, may be viewed as a pest to society. Have we not seen persons of weight and name coming forward, with gentlest indifference, to tread such a one out of sight, as an insignificancy and worm, start ceiling-high (balkenhock), and thence fall shattered and supine, to be borne home on shutters, not without indignation, when he proved electric and a torpedo!"

But overall, that same "excellent Passivity," as it has consistently done, is here again thriving; in which situation we may trace the early signs of much that now defines our Professor and perhaps, in faint outlines, the origin of the Clothes-Philosophy itself? Already, the stance he has taken toward the World is too defensive; not, as would have been ideal, a bold stance of attack. "Up to this point," he says, "as I interacted with people, I was notable, if for anything, for a certain calm manner, which, as my friends often criticized, poorly represented the intense passion of my feelings. I, in truth, regarded people with an excess of both love and fear. The mystery of a Person, indeed, is always divine to those who have a sense for the Godlike. Often, however, I was blamed, and even half-strangers hated me for my so-called Hardness (Harte), my Indifference toward others; and the seemingly ironic tone I adopted as my preferred style in conversation. Alas, the shield of Sarcasm was merely a flimsy cover that I had tried to wrap around myself; so that my own fragile self might live safely there, and in all friendliness, no longer being irritated by wounds. I now see Sarcasm as, in general, the language of the Devil; for this reason, I have long since practically given it up. But how many people did I, in those days, provoke into some level of hostility as a result! An ironic person, with his sly calmness and sneaky ways, especially an ironic young man, who is least expected to behave this way, can be seen as a nuisance to society. Haven’t we seen notable individuals stepping forward, with the gentlest indifference, to push such a person out of sight, as if he were insignificant and a worm, only to suddenly become furious, and then be brought down in disgrace, carried home on shutters, not without outrage, when he turned out to be powerful and shocking?"

Alas, how can a man with this devilishness of temper make way for himself in Life; where the first problem, as Teufelsdrockh too admits, is "to unite yourself with some one, and with somewhat (sich anzuschliessen)"? Division, not union, is written on most part of his procedure. Let us add too that, in no great length of time, the only important connection he had ever succeeded in forming, his connection with the Zahdarm Family, seems to have been paralyzed, for all practical uses, by the death of the "not uncholeric" old Count. This fact stands recorded, quite incidentally, in a certain Discourse on Epitaphs, huddled into the present Bag, among so much else; of which Essay the learning and curious penetration are more to be approved of than the spirit. His grand principle is, that lapidary inscriptions, of what sort soever, should be Historical rather than Lyrical. "By request of that worthy Nobleman's survivors," says he, "I undertook to compose his Epitaph; and not unmindful of my own rules, produced the following; which however, for an alleged defect of Latinity, a defect never yet fully visible to myself, still remains unengraven;"—wherein, we may predict, there is more than the Latinity that will surprise an English reader:

Unfortunately, how can a man with such a fiery temper make a way for himself in life, where the first challenge, as Teufelsdrockh also acknowledges, is "to connect yourself with someone and something"? Division, not unity, defines most of his actions. Additionally, it should be noted that, not long after, the only significant relationship he managed to build, his connection with the Zahdarm Family, appears to have been rendered ineffective for all practical purposes by the death of the "not-so-easygoing" old Count. This fact is mentioned quite casually in a certain Discourse on Epitaphs, tucked away in the current collection among a lot of other things; of which the scholarship and keen insights are more commendable than the overall tone. His primary belief is that inscriptions, of any kind, should be historical rather than lyrical. "At the request of that nobleman's surviving family," he states, "I took on the task of writing his epitaph; and being mindful of my own principles, I created the following; which, however, due to an alleged flaw in my use of Latin—a flaw I still can't fully see—remains uncarved;"—in which, we can predict, there’s more to surprise an English reader than just the Latin aspect:

     HIC JACET
     PHILIPPUS ZAEHDARM, COGNOMINE MAGNUS,
     ZAEHDARMI COMES,
     EX IMPERII CONCILIO,
     VELLERIS AUREI, PERISCELIDIS, NECNON VULTURIS NIGRI
     EQUES.
     QUI DUM SUB LUNA AGEBAT,
     QUINQUIES MILLE PERDICES
     PLUMBO CONFECIT:
     VARII CIBI
     CENTUMPONDIA MILLIES CENTENA MILLIA,
     PER SE, PERQUE SERVOS QUADRUPEDES BIPEDESVE,
     HAUD SINE TUMULT DEVOLVENS,
     IN STERCUS
     PALAM CONVERTIT.
     NUNC A LABORE REQUIESCENTEM
     OPERA SEQUUNTUR.
     SI MONUMENTUM QUAERIS,
     FIMETUM ADSPICE.
     PRIMUM IN ORBE DEJECIT [sub dato]; POSTREMUM [sub dato].
     HERE LIES
     PHILIPPUS ZAEHDARM, KNOWN AS MAGNUS,
     COUNT OF ZAEHDARM,
     BY IMPERIAL DECREE,
     KNIGHT OF THE GOLDEN FLEECE, OF THE SICILIAN HUNTING DOG, AND THE BLACK VULTURE.
     WHO, WHILE LIVING UNDER THE MOON,
     KILLED FIVE THOUSAND PARTRIDGES
     WITH LEAD:
     VARIOUS FOODS
     WEIGHING HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF POUNDS,
     BY HIMSELF, AND THROUGH SERVANTS, BOTH QUADRUPED AND BIPED,
     NOT WITHOUT TURMOIL,
     TURNED INTO MANURE
     IN PLAIN SIGHT.
     NOW, AS HE RESTS FROM LABOR,
     HIS WORKS FOLLOW HIM.
     IF YOU SEEK A MONUMENT,
     LOOK AT THE MANURE.
     FIRST IN THE WORLD HE FELL [regarding the given]; LAST [regarding the given].




CHAPTER V. ROMANCE.

"For long years," writes Teufelsdrockh, "had the poor Hebrew, in this Egypt of an Auscultatorship, painfully toiled, baking bricks without stubble, before ever the question once struck him with entire force: For what?—Beym Himmel! For Food and Warmth! And are Food and Warmth nowhere else, in the whole wide Universe, discoverable?—Come of it what might, I resolved to try."

"For a long time," writes Teufelsdrockh, "the poor Hebrew, in this Egypt of an Auscultatorship, worked hard, baking bricks without straw, before the question fully hit him: For what?—Beym Himmel! For food and warmth! Are food and warmth not available anywhere else in the entire universe?—Whatever the outcome, I decided to give it a try."

Thus then are we to see him in a new independent capacity, though perhaps far from an improved one. Teufelsdrockh is now a man without Profession. Quitting the common Fleet of herring-busses and whalers, where indeed his leeward, laggard condition was painful enough, he desperately steers off, on a course of his own, by sextant and compass of his own. Unhappy Teufelsdrockh! Though neither Fleet, nor Traffic, nor Commodores pleased thee, still was it not a Fleet, sailing in prescribed track, for fixed objects; above all, in combination, wherein, by mutual guidance, by all manner of loans and borrowings, each could manifoldly aid the other? How wilt thou sail in unknown seas; and for thyself find that shorter Northwest Passage to thy fair Spice-country of a Nowhere?—A solitary rover, on such a voyage, with such nautical tactics, will meet with adventures. Nay, as we forthwith discover, a certain Calypso-Island detains him at the very outset; and as it were falsifies and oversets his whole reckoning.

So now we see him in a new independent role, although maybe not a better one. Teufelsdrockh is now a man without a career. Leaving behind the usual fishing boats and whalers, where his sluggish condition was difficult enough, he sets off desperately on his own path, using his own sextant and compass. Unhappy Teufelsdrockh! Even though you found no joy in the fleet, commerce, or the captains, wasn’t it still a fleet, moving along a set route for specific goals; especially because, by working together, they could support each other in countless ways through sharing? How will you navigate the unknown seas and discover that shorter Northwest Passage to your imagined Spice-land of Nowhere?—As a lonely adventurer on such a journey, with those sailing strategies, you're bound to encounter wild adventures. In fact, as we soon see, a certain Calypso Island holds him up right at the beginning, throwing off all his calculations.

"If in youth," writes he once, "the Universe is majestically unveiling, and everywhere Heaven revealing itself on Earth, nowhere to the Young Man does this Heaven on Earth so immediately reveal itself as in the Young Maiden. Strangely enough, in this strange life of ours, it has been so appointed. On the whole, as I have often said, a Person (Personlichkeit) is ever holy to us; a certain orthodox Anthropomorphism connects my Me with all Thees in bonds of Love: but it is in this approximation of the Like and Unlike, that such heavenly attraction, as between Negative and Positive, first burns out into a flame. Is the pitifullest mortal Person, think you, indifferent to us? Is it not rather our heartfelt wish to be made one with him; to unite him to us, by gratitude, by admiration, even by fear; or failing all these, unite ourselves to him? But how much more, in this case of the Like-Unlike! Here is conceded us the higher mystic possibility of such a union, the highest in our Earth; thus, in the conducting medium of Fantasy, flames forth that fire-development of the universal Spiritual Electricity, which, as unfolded between man and woman, we first emphatically denominate LOVE.

"If in youth," he writes, "the Universe is grandly unfolding, and everywhere Heaven shows itself on Earth, nowhere does this Heaven on Earth become so apparent to the Young Man as in the Young Maiden. Strangely enough, in this odd life of ours, it has been arranged this way. Overall, as I've often mentioned, a Person (Personlichkeit) is always sacred to us; a certain traditional Anthropomorphism connects my Me with all Thees in bonds of Love: but it is in this mix of Similar and Different that such heavenly attraction, like between Negative and Positive, first ignites into a flame. Do you think the most pitiful mortal Person is indifferent to us? Isn't it rather our deep desire to become one with him; to connect him to us through gratitude, admiration, or even fear; or if those fail, to unite ourselves with him? But how much more, in this case of the Similar-Different! Here we are granted the higher mystical possibility of such a union, the highest on our Earth; thus, through the medium of Fantasy, bursts forth that fiery development of the universal Spiritual Electricity, which, as expressed between man and woman, we first clearly call LOVE."

"In every well-conditioned stripling, as I conjecture, there already blooms a certain prospective Paradise, cheered by some fairest Eve; nor, in the stately vistas, and flowerage and foliage of that Garden, is a Tree of Knowledge, beautiful and awful in the midst thereof, wanting. Perhaps too the whole is but the lovelier, if Cherubim and a Flaming Sword divide it from all footsteps of men; and grant him, the imaginative stripling, only the view, not the entrance. Happy season of virtuous youth, when shame is still an impassable celestial barrier; and the sacred air-cities of Hope have not shrunk into the mean clay-hamlets of Reality; and man, by his nature, is yet infinite and free!

"In every well-brought-up young person, I believe there’s already a vision of a future Paradise, brightened by some beautiful Eve; and in the grand paths, flowers, and leaves of that Garden, there’s no missing a Tree of Knowledge, both beautiful and terrifying at its center. Maybe the whole thing is even prettier if Cherubim and a Flaming Sword keep it safe from the footsteps of men, allowing only the imaginative young person to see it, not enter. What a joyful time of righteous youth, when shame remains an unbreakable divine barrier; and the sacred cities of Hope haven't turned into the dull clay villages of Reality; and man, by his nature, is still infinite and free!"

"As for our young Forlorn," continues Teufelsdrockh evidently meaning himself, "in his secluded way of life, and with his glowing Fantasy, the more fiery that it burnt under cover, as in a reverberating furnace, his feeling towards the Queens of this Earth was, and indeed is, altogether unspeakable. A visible Divinity dwelt in them; to our young Friend all women were holy, were heavenly. As yet he but saw them flitting past, in their many-colored angel-plumage; or hovering mute and inaccessible on the outskirts of AEsthetic Tea: all of air they were, all Soul and Form; so lovely, like mysterious priestesses, in whose hand was the invisible Jacob's-ladder, whereby man might mount into very Heaven. That he, our poor Friend, should ever win for himself one of these Gracefuls (Holden)—Ach Gott! how could he hope it; should he not have died under it? There was a certain delirious vertigo in the thought.

"As for our young Forlorn," continues Teufelsdrockh clearly referring to himself, "in his isolated lifestyle, and with his fiery imagination, even more intense because it burned quietly like a furnace, his feelings toward the Queens of this Earth were, and still are, completely beyond words. A visible divinity resided in them; to our young friend, all women were sacred, were divine. He only saw them passing by in their colorful angelic robes or remaining silent and unreachable on the outskirts of AEsthetic Tea: they were all air, all soul and form; so beautiful, like enigmatic priestesses, holding the invisible Jacob's ladder that allowed man to ascend into heaven. That he, our poor friend, could ever win one of these graceful beings (Holden)—Ach Gott! how could he even imagine that; wouldn’t it be too much for him to handle? The thought alone made him feel a dizzying thrill."

"Thus was the young man, if all-sceptical of Demons and Angels such as the vulgar had once believed in, nevertheless not unvisited by hosts of true Sky-born, who visibly and audibly hovered round him wheresoever he went; and they had that religious worship in his thought, though as yet it was by their mere earthly and trivial name that he named them. But now, if on a soul so circumstanced, some actual Air-maiden, incorporated into tangibility and reality, should cast any electric glance of kind eyes, saying thereby, 'Thou too mayest love and be loved;' and so kindle him,—good Heaven, what a volcanic, earthquake-bringing, all-consuming fire were probably kindled!"

So here was this young man, who, despite being completely skeptical about the demons and angels that people commonly believed in, was still surrounded by a host of true celestial beings that visibly and audibly followed him wherever he went. They held a kind of sacred reverence in his thoughts, even though he referred to them by their ordinary and trivial names. But now, if a real, tangible air maiden were to cast a kind glance his way, implying with her gaze, 'You too can love and be loved,' and set his heart ablaze—good heavens, what an explosive, earth-shattering, all-consuming passion would likely ignite!

Such a fire, it afterwards appears, did actually burst forth, with explosions more or less Vesuvian, in the inner man of Herr Diogenes; as indeed how could it fail? A nature, which, in his own figurative style, we might say, had now not a little carbonized tinder, of Irritability; with so much nitre of latent Passion, and sulphurous Humor enough; the whole lying in such hot neighborhood, close by "a reverberating furnace of Fantasy:" have we not here the components of driest Gunpowder, ready, on occasion of the smallest spark, to blaze up? Neither, in this our Life-element, are sparks anywhere wanting. Without doubt, some Angel, whereof so many hovered round, would one day, leaving "the outskirts of AEsthetic Tea," flit higher; and, by electric Promethean glance, kindle no despicable firework. Happy, if it indeed proved a Firework, and flamed off rocket-wise, in successive beautiful bursts of splendor, each growing naturally from the other, through the several stages of a happy Youthful Love; till the whole were safely burnt out; and the young soul relieved with little damage! Happy, if it did not rather prove a Conflagration and mad Explosion; painfully lacerating the heart itself; nay perhaps bursting the heart in pieces (which were Death); or at best, bursting the thin walls of your "reverberating furnace," so that it rage thenceforth all unchecked among the contiguous combustibles (which were Madness): till of the so fair and manifold internal world of our Diogenes, there remained Nothing, or only the "crater of an extinct volcano"!

A fire did actually break out in the inner self of Herr Diogenes, and it was quite explosive, almost like a volcanic eruption; how could it not? His nature was like dry tinder made of Irritability, packed with latent Passion and enough sulfurous Humor. All of this was heated by being so close to "a reverberating furnace of Fantasy." We have the perfect mix of dry Gunpowder, ready to ignite at the slightest spark. And in our lives, there are certainly plenty of sparks around. One day, an Angel—one of the many that lingered nearby—would swoop down, leaving "the outskirts of AEsthetic Tea," and with a powerful electric gaze, set off a magnificent display. It would be great if it turned out to be a Firework, exploding in a beautiful series of bursts, each one building on the last through the dynamic stages of a joyful youthful love, until it safely burned out, leaving the young soul with minimal harm. It would be unfortunate if it turned into a raging Conflagration and chaotic Explosion, painfully tearing at the heart itself, or even worse, shattering it completely (which would mean Death); at best, it could break the fragile walls of that "reverberating furnace," allowing unchecked fury to spread among the surrounding combustibles (which is Madness), until all that remained of Diogenes' rich internal world was just the "crater of an extinct volcano."

From multifarious Documents in this Bag Capricornus, and in the adjacent ones on both sides thereof, it becomes manifest that our philosopher, as stoical and cynical as he now looks, was heartily and even frantically in Love: here therefore may our old doubts whether his heart were of stone or of flesh give way. He loved once; not wisely but too well. And once only: for as your Congreve needs a new case or wrappage for every new rocket, so each human heart can properly exhibit but one Love, if even one; the "First Love which is infinite" can be followed by no second like unto it. In more recent years, accordingly, the Editor of these Sheets was led to regard Teufelsdrockh as a man not only who would never wed, but who would never even flirt; whom the grand-climacteric itself, and St. Martin's Summer of incipient Dotage, would crown with no new myrtle-garland. To the Professor, women are henceforth Pieces of Art; of Celestial Art, indeed, which celestial pieces he glories to survey in galleries, but has lost thought of purchasing.

From various documents in this bag Capricornus, and in the ones next to it, it becomes clear that our philosopher, as stoical and cynical as he appears now, was deeply and even madly in love: so we can let go of our old doubts about whether his heart was made of stone or flesh. He loved once; not wisely but way too well. And only once: just like how your Congreve needs a new case or wrapping for every rocket, each human heart can only truly display one love, if even that; the "First Love which is infinite" can't be followed by any second love like it. In more recent years, the editor of these sheets came to see Teufelsdrockh as a man who would never marry, and who wouldn't even flirt; not even the grand climacteric or St. Martin's Summer of approaching old age would bestow upon him a new myrtle garland. To the professor, women are now just pieces of art; indeed, celestial art, which he delights in surveying in galleries, but has no intention of acquiring.

Psychological readers are not without curiosity to see how Teufelsdrockh in this for him unexampled predicament, demeans himself; with what specialties of successive configuration, splendor and color, his Firework blazes off. Small, as usual, is the satisfaction that such can meet with here. From amid these confused masses of Eulogy and Elegy, with their mad Petrarchan and Werterean ware lying madly scattered among all sorts of quite extraneous matter, not so much as the fair one's name can be deciphered. For, without doubt, the title Blumine, whereby she is here designated, and which means simply Goddess of Flowers, must be fictitious. Was her real name Flora, then? But what was her surname, or had she none? Of what station in Life was she; of what parentage, fortune, aspect? Specially, by what Pre-established Harmony of occurrences did the Lover and the Loved meet one another in so wide a world; how did they behave in such meeting? To all which questions, not unessential in a Biographic work, mere Conjecture must for most part return answer. "It was appointed," says our Philosopher, "that the high celestial orbit of Blumine should intersect the low sublunary one of our Forlorn; that he, looking in her empyrean eyes, should fancy the upper Sphere of Light was come down into this nether sphere of Shadows; and finding himself mistaken, make noise enough."

Psychological readers are curious to see how Teufelsdrockh handles this unprecedented situation; they're eager to witness the unique blend of spectacle and color his "Firework" presents. However, as usual, satisfaction is minimal. Among the chaotic mix of praise and sorrow, with wild Romantic sentiments scattered among unrelated content, not even the lady's name can be figured out. Without a doubt, the name Blumine, which simply means Goddess of Flowers, must be fictional. Was her real name Flora? But what about her last name, or did she have none? What was her social status, lineage, wealth, and appearance? Specifically, how did Fate bring the Lover and the Loved together in such a vast world; how did they behave upon meeting? To these questions, which are crucial in a biographical piece, we can mostly only rely on speculation. "It was destined," says our Philosopher, "that the high celestial path of Blumine would cross the low earthly one of our Forlorn; that he, gazing into her heavenly eyes, would believe that the upper Sphere of Light had descended to this lower realm of Shadows; and realizing his mistake, would create quite a stir."

We seem to gather that she was young, hazel-eyed, beautiful, and some one's Cousin; high-born, and of high spirit; but unhappily dependent and insolvent; living, perhaps, on the not too gracious bounty of moneyed relatives. But how came "the Wanderer" into her circle? Was it by the humid vehicle of AEsthetic Tea, or by the arid one of mere Business? Was it on the hand of Herr Towgood; or of the Gnadige Frau, who, as an ornamental Artist, might sometimes like to promote flirtation, especially for young cynical Nondescripts? To all appearance, it was chiefly by Accident, and the grace of Nature.

It seems that she was young, with hazel eyes, beautiful, and related to someone; from a noble background and spirited; but unfortunately dependent and broke, possibly living off the not-so-generous support of wealthy relatives. But how did "the Wanderer" end up in her life? Was it through the lush world of AEsthetic Tea, or the dry realm of simple Business? Was it with the help of Herr Towgood, or the Gnadige Frau, who, as a decorative Artist, might sometimes enjoy encouraging flirtation, especially with young, cynical types? It appeared to be mostly by chance and the beauty of Nature.

"Thou fair Waldschloss," writes our Autobiographer, "what stranger ever saw thee, were it even an absolved Auscultator, officially bearing in his pocket the last Relatio ex Actis he would ever write, but must have paused to wonder! Noble Mansion! There stoodest thou, in deep Mountain Amphitheatre, on umbrageous lawns, in thy serene solitude; stately, massive, all of granite; glittering in the western sunbeams, like a palace of El Dorado, overlaid with precious metal. Beautiful rose up, in wavy curvature, the slope of thy guardian Hills; of the greenest was their sward, embossed with its dark-brown frets of crag, or spotted by some spreading solitary Tree and its shadow. To the unconscious Wayfarer thou wert also as an Ammon's Temple, in the Libyan Waste; where, for joy and woe, the tablet of his Destiny lay written. Well might he pause and gaze; in that glance of his were prophecy and nameless forebodings."

"You beautiful Waldschloss," our Autobiographer writes, "what traveler ever saw you, even if they were an official listener, carrying in their pocket the last Relatio ex Actis they would ever write, without stopping to wonder! Noble Mansion! There you stood, in a deep mountain amphitheater, on shady lawns, in your peaceful solitude; grand, solid, all made of granite; shining in the western sunlight, like a palace of El Dorado, covered in precious metal. The slope of your guardian hills rose beautifully, in gentle curves; their grass was the greenest, adorned with dark-brown rocky outcrops, or marked by some solitary tree casting its shadow. To the unaware traveler, you were like an Ammon's Temple in the Libyan desert; where, in joy and sorrow, the tablet of his Destiny lay written. It was only right for him to pause and gaze; in that glance were both prophecy and unnameable forebodings."

But now let us conjecture that the so presentient Auscultator has handed in his Relatio ex Actis; been invited to a glass of Rhine-wine; and so, instead of returning dispirited and athirst to his dusty Town-home, is ushered into the Garden-house, where sit the choicest party of dames and cavaliers: if not engaged in AEsthetic Tea, yet in trustful evening conversation, and perhaps Musical Coffee, for we hear of "harps and pure voices making the stillness live." Scarcely, it would seem, is the Garden-house inferior in respectability to the noble Mansion itself. "Embowered amid rich foliage, rose-clusters, and the hues and odors of thousand flowers, here sat that brave company; in front, from the wide-opened doors, fair outlook over blossom and bush, over grove and velvet green, stretching, undulating onwards to the remote Mountain peaks: so bright, so mild, and everywhere the melody of birds and happy creatures: it was all as if man had stolen a shelter from the SUIT in the bosom-vesture of Summer herself. How came it that the Wanderer advanced thither with such forecasting heart (ahndungsvoll), by the side of his gay host? Did he feel that to these soft influences his hard bosom ought to be shut; that here, once more, Fate had it in view to try him; to mock him, and see whether there were Humor in him?

But now let’s imagine that the ever-observant Listener has handed in his Relatio ex Actis; been invited for a glass of Rhine wine; and so, instead of going back feeling down and thirsty to his dusty town home, he’s welcomed into the Garden House, where the finest company of ladies and gentlemen are gathered: maybe not engaged in Aesthetic Tea, but enjoying a trusting evening chat, and perhaps Musical Coffee, as we hear "harps and beautiful voices bringing the stillness to life." It seems that the Garden House is just as respectable as the noble Mansion itself. "Nestled among lush foliage, rose bushes, and the colors and scents of a thousand flowers, this brave group sat; in front, through the wide-open doors, a lovely view over blossoms and plants, through groves and soft green grass, stretching out to the distant mountain peaks: so bright, so gentle, with the sounds of birds and happy creatures everywhere: it all felt as if man had stolen a refuge from the heat of summer itself. How did the Wanderer make his way there with such hopeful anticipation (ahndungsvoll), next to his cheerful host? Did he sense that his hardened heart should remain closed to these gentle influences; that here, once again, fate intended to test him; to mock him, and see whether he had any Humor in him?

"Next moment he finds himself presented to the party; and especially by name to—Blumine! Peculiar among all dames and damosels glanced Blumine, there in her modesty, like a star among earthly lights. Noblest maiden! whom he bent to, in body and in soul; yet scarcely dared look at, for the presence filled him with painful yet sweetest embarrassment.

"At that moment, he finds himself introduced to the group, especially to—Blumine! Unique among all the women there, Blumine shone in her modesty like a star among earthly lights. The noblest maiden! He felt drawn to her, body and soul; yet he could hardly dare to look at her, as her presence filled him with a mix of painful yet sweet embarrassment."

"Blumine's was a name well known to him; far and wide was the fair one heard of, for her gifts, her graces, her caprices: from all which vague colorings of Rumor, from the censures no less than from the praises, had our friend painted for himself a certain imperious Queen of Hearts, and blooming warm Earth-angel, much more enchanting than your mere white Heaven-angels of women, in whose placid veins circulates too little naphtha-fire. Herself also he had seen in public places; that light yet so stately form; those dark tresses, shading a face where smiles and sunlight played over earnest deeps: but all this he had seen only as a magic vision, for him inaccessible, almost without reality. Her sphere was too far from his; how should she ever think of him; O Heaven! how should they so much as once meet together? And now that Rose-goddess sits in the same circle with him; the light of her eyes has smiled on him; if he speak, she will hear it! Nay, who knows, since the heavenly Sun looks into lowest valleys, but Blumine herself might have aforetime noted the so unnotable; perhaps, from his very gainsayers, as he had from hers, gathered wonder, gathered favor for him? Was the attraction, the agitation mutual, then; pole and pole trembling towards contact, when once brought into neighborhood? Say rather, heart swelling in presence of the Queen of Hearts; like the Sea swelling when once near its Moon! With the Wanderer it was even so: as in heavenward gravitation, suddenly as at the touch of a Seraph's wand, his whole soul is roused from its deepest recesses; and all that was painful and that was blissful there, dim images, vague feelings of a whole Past and a whole Future, are heaving in unquiet eddies within him.

Blumine was a name he knew well; her reputation spread far and wide because of her talents, charm, and whims. From the blend of rumors, both harsh and flattering, he had created a vision of her as a powerful Queen of Hearts, a vibrant Earth-angel, far more captivating than any ordinary heavenly angel, who lacked the fire of passion in their veins. He had also seen her in public; her light yet commanding figure, those dark locks framing a face where smiles and sunlight danced over deep thoughts. But he had only experienced her as a magical vision, largely beyond his reach and almost unreal. Her world felt too distant from his; how could she ever think of him? Oh, Heaven! How could they even meet? And now, this rose goddess sits in the same circle as him; the light in her eyes has turned towards him. If he speaks, she might actually hear him! Who knows, since the bright Sun shines into the deepest valleys, maybe Blumine had seen him, the one who seemed so unnoticeable; perhaps she, like him with her critics, had gathered curiosity and admiration for him? Was the attraction, the excitement, mutual then? Like two magnets drawn to each other when in close proximity? Instead, it felt like his heart swelling in the presence of the Queen of Hearts, like the Sea rising when near its Moon! For the Wanderer, it was the same: like a sudden pull towards the heavens, as if touched by a Seraph's wand, his entire being awakened from its depths, causing all that was painful and joyful within him—dim memories, unclear feelings of a whole Past and an entire Future—to swirl restlessly inside him.

"Often, in far less agitating scenes, had our still Friend shrunk forcibly together; and shrouded up his tremors and flutterings, of what sort soever, in a safe cover of Silence, and perhaps of seeming Stolidity. How was it, then, that here, when trembling to the core of his heart, he did not sink into swoons, but rose into strength, into fearlessness and clearness? It was his guiding Genius (Damon) that inspired him; he must go forth and meet his Destiny. Show thyself now, whispered it, or be forever hid. Thus sometimes it is even when your anxiety becomes transcendental, that the soul first feels herself able to transcend it; that she rises above it, in fiery victory; and borne on new-found wings of victory, moves so calmly, even because so rapidly, so irresistibly. Always must the Wanderer remember, with a certain satisfaction and surprise, how in this case he sat not silent but struck adroitly into the stream of conversation; which thenceforth, to speak with an apparent not a real vanity, he may say that he continued to lead. Surely, in those hours, a certain inspiration was imparted him, such inspiration as is still possible in our late era. The self-secluded unfolds himself in noble thoughts, in free, glowing words; his soul is as one sea of light, the peculiar home of Truth and Intellect; wherein also Fantasy bodies forth form after form, radiant with all prismatic hues."

"Often, in much less stressful situations, our quiet Friend had managed to pull himself together and hide his fears and anxieties under a safe cover of Silence, and maybe a mask of seeming Indifference. So why was it that here, when he was trembling deep down, he didn’t faint, but instead found strength, fearlessness, and clarity? It was his guiding Spirit (Damon) that inspired him; he had to step out and face his Fate. Show yourself now, it whispered, or be hidden forever. Sometimes it's when your anxiety reaches new heights that your soul first feels capable of overcoming it; that it rises above, achieving fiery victory; and with newfound wings of triumph, moves calmly, even as it rushes forward, irresistibly. The Wanderer must always remember, with a mix of satisfaction and surprise, how in this case, he didn't stay silent but skillfully engaged in the conversation; and from that point on, speaking with a noticeable but not true vanity, he can say that he continued to lead. Surely, during those hours, he received a certain inspiration, one that is still possible in our modern times. The self-isolated individual reveals himself in noble thoughts, in free, passionate words; his soul is like a vast sea of light, the unique home of Truth and Intellect; where Fantasy also shapes form after form, glowing with all the colors of the rainbow."

It appears, in this otherwise so happy meeting, there talked one "Philisitine;" who even now, to the general weariness, was dominantly pouring forth Philistinism (Philistriositaten.); little witting what hero was here entering to demolish him! We omit the series of Socratic, or rather Diogenic utterances, not unhappy in their way, whereby the monster, "persuaded into silence," seems soon after to have withdrawn for the night. "Of which dialectic marauder," writes our hero, "the discomfiture was visibly felt as a benefit by most: but what were all applauses to the glad smile, threatening every moment to become a laugh, wherewith Blumine herself repaid the victor? He ventured to address her she answered with attention: nay what if there were a slight tremor in that silver voice; what if the red glow of evening were hiding a transient blush!

In this otherwise happy gathering, there was one "Philistine" who was dominating the conversation, endlessly expressing his narrow-minded views, completely unaware of the hero who was about to put him in his place! We won't go into the series of Socratic, or rather Diogenes-like remarks which, while not too bad, led to the monster being "talked into silence" and leaving shortly after. "The defeat of this dialectical intruder," our hero writes, "was clearly seen as a relief by most people: but what were all the cheers compared to the joyful smile, almost breaking into laughter, that Blumine gave to the victor? He tried to speak to her, and she listened intently. And what if there was a slight tremor in that silvery voice? What if the evening light was hiding a fleeting blush?

"The conversation took a higher tone, one fine thought called forth another: it was one of those rare seasons, when the soul expands with full freedom, and man feels himself brought near to man. Gayly in light, graceful abandonment, the friendly talk played round that circle; for the burden was rolled from every heart; the barriers of Ceremony, which are indeed the laws of polite living, had melted as into vapor; and the poor claims of Me and Thee, no longer parted by rigid fences, now flowed softly into one another; and Life lay all harmonious, many-tinted, like some fair royal champaign, the sovereign and owner of which were Love only. Such music springs from kind hearts, in a kind environment of place and time. And yet as the light grew more aerial on the mountaintops, and the shadows fell longer over the valley, some faint tone of sadness may have breathed through the heart; and, in whispers more or less audible, reminded every one that as this bright day was drawing towards its close, so likewise must the Day of Man's Existence decline into dust and darkness; and with all its sick toilings, and joyful and mournful noises, sink in the still Eternity.

The conversation lifted in tone, with one good idea sparking another: it was one of those rare moments when the soul opens up freely and people feel close to each other. Lightheartedly and with graceful ease, the friendly chatter flowed around the group; the weight was lifted from every heart as the formalities, which are the rules of polite society, disappeared like mist. The narrow distinctions of Me and Thee no longer separated them with strict boundaries, but softly blended together; and life appeared harmonious and colorful, like a beautiful royal landscape owned solely by Love. Such music arises from kind hearts in a warm atmosphere of time and place. Yet, as the light became more ethereal on the mountaintops and the shadows grew longer over the valley, a subtle hint of sadness might have touched everyone’s heart, whispering that as this bright day was coming to an end, so too must the Day of Man's Existence fade into dust and darkness; with all its struggles, joys, and sorrows, it must sink into the quiet of Eternity.

"To our Friend the hours seemed moments; holy was he and happy: the words from those sweetest lips came over him like dew on thirsty grass; all better feelings in his soul seemed to whisper, It is good for us to be here. At parting, the Blumine's hand was in his: in the balmy twilight, with the kind stars above them, he spoke something of meeting again, which was not contradicted; he pressed gently those small soft fingers, and it seemed as if they were not hastily, not angrily withdrawn."

"To our friend, the hours felt like just moments; he was holy and happy. The words from those sweetest lips fell on him like dew on thirsty grass; all the better feelings in his soul seemed to whisper, It's good for us to be here. When they parted, Blumine's hand was in his: in the warm twilight, with the gentle stars above them, he said something about meeting again, which wasn't argued against; he gently held those small, soft fingers, and it felt like they were not quickly or angrily pulled away."

Poor Teufelsdrockh! it is clear to demonstration thou art smit: the Queen of Hearts would see a "man of genius" also sigh for her; and there, by art-magic, in that preternatural hour, has she bound and spell-bound thee. "Love is not altogether a Delirium," says he elsewhere; "yet has it many points in common therewith. I call it rather a discerning of the Infinite in the Finite, of the Idea made Real; which discerning again may be either true or false, either seraphic or demoniac, Inspiration or Insanity. But in the former case too, as in common Madness, it is Fantasy that superadds itself to sight; on the so petty domain of the Actual plants its Archimedes-lever, whereby to move at will the infinite Spiritual. Fantasy I might call the true Heaven-gate and Hell-gate of man: his sensuous life is but the small temporary stage (Zeitbuhne), whereon thick-streaming influences from both these far yet near regions meet visibly, and act tragedy and melodrama. Sense can support herself handsomely, in most countries, for some eighteenpence a day; but for Fantasy planets and solar-systems will not suffice. Witness your Pyrrhus conquering the world, yet drinking no better red wine than he had before." Alas! witness also your Diogenes, flame-clad, scaling the upper Heaven, and verging towards Insanity, for prize of a "high-souled Brunette," as if the Earth held but one and not several of these!

Poor Teufelsdrockh! It’s clear as day that you’re smitten: the Queen of Hearts wants a "man of genius" to long for her too; and there, through art's magic, at that otherworldly hour, she has enchanted you. "Love isn't entirely a Delirium," he says elsewhere; "but it has a lot in common with it. I’d call it rather a perception of the Infinite within the Finite, the Idea made Real; this perception can be either true or false, either divine or demonic, Inspiration or Insanity. But even in the former case, like in common Madness, it’s Fantasy that adds itself to sight; it plants its Archimedean lever on the small domain of the Actual, allowing it to manipulate the infinite Spiritual at will. Fantasy could be seen as the true gateway to Heaven and Hell for mankind: his sensory life is just a small, temporary stage (Zeitbuhne), where thick, flowing influences from both these distant yet close realms meet visibly, creating tragedy and melodrama. Sense can manage just fine, in most places, for about eighteenpence a day; but for Fantasy, planets and solar systems won't cut it. Just look at Pyrrhus, conquering the world yet drinking the same cheap red wine as before." Alas! Also consider Diogenes, clad in flames, climbing into the upper Heaven, teetering on the edge of Insanity, in pursuit of a "noble Brunette," as if the Earth had only one such being and not many!

He says that, in Town, they met again: "day after day, like his heart's sun, the blooming Blumine shone on him. Ah! a little while ago, and he was yet in all darkness: him what Graceful (Holde) would ever love? Disbelieving all things, the poor youth had never learned to believe in himself. Withdrawn, in proud timidity, within his own fastnesses; solitary from men, yet baited by night-spectres enough, he saw himself, with a sad indignation, constrained to renounce the fairest hopes of existence. And now, O now! 'She looks on thee,' cried he: 'she the fairest, noblest; do not her dark eyes tell thee, thou art not despised? The Heaven's-Messenger! All Heaven's blessings be hers!' Thus did soft melodies flow through his heart; tones of an infinite gratitude; sweetest intimations that he also was a man, that for him also unutterable joys had been provided.

He says that they met again in Town: "Day after day, like the sun in his heart, the blossoming Blumine shone on him. Just a little while ago, he was lost in darkness: who would ever love him, the Graceful (Holde)? Disbelieving everything, the poor guy had never learned to believe in himself. Withdrawn in proud shyness within his own defenses; alone from others, yet haunted enough by nightmarish visions, he saw himself, filled with a sad anger, forced to give up the most beautiful hopes of life. And now, oh now! 'She looks at you,' he cried: 'she, the most beautiful and noble; don't her dark eyes tell you that you are not despised? The Heaven’s Messenger! May all of Heaven’s blessings be upon her!' So did soft melodies flow through his heart; notes of infinite gratitude; sweetest hints that he too was a man, that for him too, unspeakable joys had been prepared."

"In free speech, earnest or gay, amid lambent glances, laughter, tears, and often with the inarticulate mystic speech of Music: such was the element they now lived in; in such a many-tinted, radiant Aurora, and by this fairest of Orient Light-bringers must our Friend be blandished, and the new Apocalypse of Nature enrolled to him. Fairest Blumine! And, even as a Star, all Fire and humid Softness, a very Light-ray incarnate! Was there so much as a fault, a 'caprice,' he could have dispensed with? Was she not to him in very deed a Morning-star; did not her presence bring with it airs from Heaven? As from AEolian Harps in the breath of dawn, as from the Memnon's Statue struck by the rosy finger of Aurora, unearthly music was around him, and lapped him into untried balmy Rest. Pale Doubt fled away to the distance; Life bloomed up with happiness and hope. The past, then, was all a haggard dream; he had been in the Garden of Eden, then, and could not discern it! But lo now! the black walls of his prison melt away; the captive is alive, is free. If he loved his Disenchantress? Ach Gott! His whole heart and soul and life were hers, but never had he named it Love: existence was all a Feeling, not yet shaped into a Thought."

"In free speech, serious or cheerful, surrounded by bright glances, laughter, tears, and often with the unspoken mystical language of Music: this was the environment they lived in; in such a vibrant, colorful dawn, and by this most beautiful of Eastern light-bringers, must our Friend be charmed, and the new Revelation of Nature revealed to him. Fairest Blumine! And, like a Star, full of warmth and soft glow, a pure beam of light made flesh! Was there even a flaw, a 'quirk,' he could have done without? Was she not truly a Morning Star to him; didn’t her presence bring heavenly breezes? Just like the sound from Aeolian Harps at dawn, as from the Memnon's Statue touched by the rosy fingers of Aurora, otherworldly music surrounded him and enveloped him in unfamiliar soothing Rest. Pale Doubt slipped away into the distance; Life blossomed with happiness and hope. The past, then, seemed like a grim dream; he had been in the Garden of Eden and hadn't even realized it! But look now! the dark walls of his prison are dissolving; the captive is alive, is free. Did he love his Enchantress? Oh God! His whole heart and soul and life belonged to her, but he had never called it Love: existence was entirely a Feeling, not yet formed into a Thought."

Nevertheless, into a Thought, nay into an Action, it must be shaped; for neither Disenchanter nor Disenchantress, mere "Children of Time," can abide by Feeling alone. The Professor knows not, to this day, "how in her soft, fervid bosom the Lovely found determination, even on hest of Necessity, to cut asunder these so blissful bonds." He even appears surprised at the "Duenna Cousin," whoever she may have been, "in whose meagre hunger-bitten philosophy, the religion of young hearts was, from the first, faintly approved of." We, even at such distance, can explain it without necromancy. Let the Philosopher answer this one question: What figure, at that period, was a Mrs. Teufelsdrockh likely to make in polished society? Could she have driven so much as a brass-bound Gig, or even a simple iron-spring one? Thou foolish "absolved Auscultator," before whom lies no prospect of capital, will any yet known "religion of young hearts" keep the human kitchen warm? Pshaw! thy divine Blumine, when she "resigned herself to wed some richer," shows more philosophy, though but "a woman of genius," than thou, a pretended man.

Still, it has to be turned into a Thought, or even an Action; because neither the Disenchanter nor the Disenchantress, just “Children of Time,” can rely on Feeling alone. The Professor doesn't understand, even to this day, “how in her gentle, passionate heart, the Lovely found the resolve, even at the command of Necessity, to break these blissful bonds.” He even seems surprised by the “Duenna Cousin,” whoever she was, “in whose lean, hungry philosophy, the faith of young hearts was, from the very start, faintly recognized.” We, even from this distance, can explain it without any magic. Let the Philosopher tackle this one question: What kind of impression would a Mrs. Teufelsdrockh make in high society at that time? Could she have driven even a fancy carriage, or just a basic spring cart? You foolish “absolved Listener,” before whom there is no opportunity for wealth, will any known “faith of young hearts” keep the human kitchen warm? Nonsense! Your divine Blumine, when she “decided to marry someone richer,” shows more wisdom, even though she is just “a woman of genius,” than you, a so-called man.

Our readers have witnessed the origin of this Love-mania, and with what royal splendor it waxes, and rises. Let no one ask us to unfold the glories of its dominant state; much less the horrors of its almost instantaneous dissolution. How from such inorganic masses, henceforth madder than ever, as lie in these Bags, can even fragments of a living delineation be organized? Besides, of what profit were it? We view, with a lively pleasure, the gay silk Montgolfier start from the ground, and shoot upwards, cleaving the liquid deeps, till it dwindle to a luminous star: but what is there to look longer on, when once, by natural elasticity, or accident of fire, it has exploded? A hapless air-navigator, plunging, amid torn parachutes, sand-bags, and confused wreck, fast enough into the jaws of the Devil! Suffice it to know that Teufelsdrockh rose into the highest regions of the Empyrean, by a natural parabolic track, and returned thence in a quick perpendicular one. For the rest, let any feeling reader, who has been unhappy enough to do the like, paint it out for himself: considering only that if he, for his perhaps comparatively insignificant mistress, underwent such agonies and frenzies, what must Teufelsdrockh's have been, with a fire-heart, and for a nonpareil Blumine! We glance merely at the final scene:—

Our readers have seen the beginning of this Love-mania and how magnificently it grows and rises. No one should ask us to discuss the glories of its peak state, let alone the horrors of its almost instant collapse. How can even fragments of a living outline be formed from such chaotic pieces, now crazier than ever, lying in these Bags? Besides, what would be the point? We take delight in watching the colorful silk Montgolfier take off from the ground and soar upward, cutting through the mist, until it shrinks to a glowing star: but what is there to see once it has exploded due to its natural elasticity or an accident of fire? A doomed air traveler, crashing amid torn parachutes, sandbags, and a jumbled wreck, racing straight into danger! It’s enough to know that Teufelsdrockh ascended to the highest heavens following a natural arc and returned quickly in a straight fall. For the rest, let any empathetic reader, who has unfortunately experienced something similar, imagine it for themselves, keeping in mind that if he faced such pain and madness for his possibly less significant love, what must Teufelsdrockh have gone through, with a passionate heart, for his one-of-a-kind Blumine! We only briefly mention the final scene:—

"One morning, he found his Morning-star all dimmed and dusky-red; the fair creature was silent, absent, she seemed to have been weeping. Alas, no longer a Morning-star, but a troublous skyey Portent, announcing that the Doomsday had dawned! She said, in a tremulous voice, They were to meet no more." The thunder-struck Air-sailor is not wanting to himself in this dread hour: but what avails it? We omit the passionate expostulations, entreaties, indignations, since all was vain, and not even an explanation was conceded him; and hasten to the catastrophe. "'Farewell, then, Madam!' said he, not without sternness, for his stung pride helped him. She put her hand in his, she looked in his face, tears started to her eyes; in wild audacity he clasped her to his bosom; their lips were joined, their two souls, like two dew-drops, rushed into one,—for the first time and for the last!" Thus was Teufelsdrockh made immortal by a kiss. And then? Why, then—"thick curtains of Night rushed over his soul, as rose the immeasurable Crash of Doom; and through the ruins as of a shivered Universe was he falling, falling, towards the Abyss."

One morning, he found his Morning-star all dim and dusky-red; the beautiful creature was silent, distant, and it seemed like she had been crying. Sadly, she was no longer a Morning-star, but a troubling sign in the sky, signaling that Doomsday had arrived! She said, in a trembling voice, that they were never going to meet again. The shocked Air-sailor didn’t know what to do in this horrible moment: but what good was that? We skip over the heartfelt protests, pleas, and anger, as all was pointless, and he didn’t even get an explanation; instead, we rush to the disaster. "'Farewell, then, Madam!' he said, not without firmness, as his wounded pride fueled him. She took his hand, looked into his eyes, and tears filled her gaze; in a burst of daring, he pulled her to his chest; their lips met, their two souls, like two dew-drops, merged into one—for the first time and the last!" This is how Teufelsdrockh became immortal with a kiss. And then? Well, then—"thick curtains of Night swept over his soul, as the immense Crash of Doom rose; and through the wreckage of a shattered Universe, he was falling, falling, into the Abyss."





CHAPTER VI. SORROWS OF TEUFELSDROCKH.

We have long felt that, with a man like our Professor, matters must often be expected to take a course of their own; that in so multiplex, intricate a nature, there might be channels, both for admitting and emitting, such as the Psychologist had seldom noted; in short, that on no grand occasion and convulsion, neither in the joy-storm nor in the woe-storm could you predict his demeanor.

We have always thought that with a guy like our Professor, things would often go their own way; that in such a complex and intricate personality, there might be paths for both taking in and letting out emotions, which psychologists rarely observed; in short, that during any major event or upheaval, whether in joy or sorrow, you could never predict how he would act.

To our less philosophical readers, for example, it is now clear that the so passionate Teufelsdrockh precipitated through "a shivered Universe" in this extraordinary way, has only one of three things which he can next do: Establish himself in Bedlam; begin writing Satanic Poetry; or blow out his brains. In the progress towards any of which consummations, do not such readers anticipate extravagance enough; breast-beating, brow-beating (against walls), lion-bellowings of blasphemy and the like, stampings, smitings, breakages of furniture, if not arson itself?

To our less philosophical readers, for example, it’s now obvious that the incredibly passionate Teufelsdrockh, propelled through "a shivered Universe" in this remarkable way, has only three options: he can either check himself into an asylum, start writing dark poetry, or commit suicide. In moving toward any of these outcomes, don’t such readers expect enough drama—like pounding his chest, banging his head against the walls, roaring out blasphemies, stomping around, smashing things, or even committing arson?

Nowise so does Teufelsdrockh deport him. He quietly lifts his Pilgerstab (Pilgrim-staff), "old business being soon wound up;" and begins a perambulation and circumambulation of the terraqueous Globe! Curious it is, indeed, how with such vivacity of conception, such intensity of feeling, above all, with these unconscionable habits of Exaggeration in speech, he combines that wonderful stillness of his, that stoicism in external procedure. Thus, if his sudden bereavement, in this matter of the Flower-goddess, is talked of as a real Doomsday and Dissolution of Nature, in which light doubtless it partly appeared to himself, his own nature is nowise dissolved thereby; but rather is compressed closer. For once, as we might say, a Blumine by magic appliances has unlocked that shut heart of his, and its hidden things rush out tumultuous, boundless, like genii enfranchised from their glass vial: but no sooner are your magic appliances withdrawn, than the strange casket of a heart springs to again; and perhaps there is now no key extant that will open it; for a Teufelsdrockh as we remarked, will not love a second time. Singular Diogenes! No sooner has that heart-rending occurrence fairly taken place, than he affects to regard it as a thing natural, of which there is nothing more to be said. "One highest hope, seemingly legible in the eyes of an Angel, had recalled him as out of Death-shadows into celestial Life: but a gleam of Tophet passed over the face of his Angel; he was rapt away in whirlwinds, and heard the laughter of Demons. It was a Calenture," adds he, "whereby the Youth saw green Paradise-groves in the waste Ocean-waters: a lying vision, yet not wholly a lie, for he saw it." But what things soever passed in him, when he ceased to see it; what ragings and despairings soever Teufelsdrockh's soul was the scene of, he has the goodness to conceal under a quite opaque cover of Silence. We know it well; the first mad paroxysm past, our brave Gneschen collected his dismembered philosophies, and buttoned himself together; he was meek, silent, or spoke of the weather and the Journals: only by a transient knitting of those shaggy brows, by some deep flash of those eyes, glancing one knew not whether with tear-dew or with fierce fire,—might you have guessed what a Gehenna was within: that a whole Satanic School were spouting, though inaudibly, there. To consume your own choler, as some chimneys consume their own smoke; to keep a whole Satanic School spouting, if it must spout, inaudibly, is a negative yet no slight virtue, nor one of the commonest in these times.

Teufelsdrockh doesn't carry himself in any ordinary way. He quietly lifts his Pilgerstab (Pilgrim staff), "old business being soon wrapped up," and starts walking around the globe! It’s truly fascinating how, with such vivid ideas and intense feelings, especially with his outrageous habits of exaggeration in speech, he also possesses that incredible stillness and stoicism in his actions. So, if his sudden loss, regarding the Flower-goddess, is referred to as a real Doomsday and Disruption of Nature—how it seemed to him—it doesn’t dissolve his own nature; instead, it becomes more compressed. It’s as if, through some magical means, a Blumine has unlocked his closed heart, releasing all its hidden emotions in a chaotic, boundless rush, like genies unleashed from their bottles. But once those magical means are removed, his peculiar heart immediately snaps shut again; and maybe there’s no key available that can open it now, because as we mentioned, Teufelsdrockh won't love again. What a unique Diogenes! No sooner has the heart-wrenching event truly happened than he pretends to see it as something natural, with nothing more to say. "One great hope, seemingly clear in the eyes of an angel, had pulled him from Death's shadows into heavenly life: but a glimpse of hell swept across the face of his angel; he was torn away in whirlwinds, hearing the laughter of demons. It was a Calenture," he adds, "where the young man saw green paradise groves in the vast ocean waters: a false vision, but not entirely a lie, because he saw it." However, whatever turmoil and despair churned inside him when he stopped seeing it, he kindly hides beneath a thick veil of silence. We know well; after that initial mad outburst passed, our brave Gneschen gathered his fragmented philosophies and pulled himself together; he was meek and silent or spoke about the weather and the news: only by a fleeting frown of his shaggy brows, or some deep flash in those eyes, that one couldn’t tell whether glistening with tears or fierce anger,—could you guess what a hell was inside: a whole Satanic School could be screaming, though silently, there. To control your own anger, like some chimneys that consume their own smoke; to keep a whole Satanic School spouting, if it must, silently, is a subtle yet significant virtue, and not one of the most common in these times.

Nevertheless, we will not take upon us to say, that in the strange measure he fell upon, there was not a touch of latent Insanity; whereof indeed the actual condition of these Documents in Capricornus and Aquarius is no bad emblem. His so unlimited Wanderings, toilsome enough, are without assigned or perhaps assignable aim; internal Unrest seems his sole guidance; he wanders, wanders, as if that curse of the Prophet had fallen on him, and he were "made like unto a wheel." Doubtless, too, the chaotic nature of these Paper-bags aggravates our obscurity. Quite without note of preparation, for example, we come upon the following slip: "A peculiar feeling it is that will rise in the Traveller, when turning some hill-range in his desert road, he descries lying far below, embosomed among its groves and green natural bulwarks, and all diminished to a toy-box, the fair Town, where so many souls, as it were seen and yet unseen, are driving their multifarious traffic. Its white steeple is then truly a starward-pointing finger; the canopy of blue smoke seems like a sort of Lifebreath: for always, of its own unity, the soul gives unity to whatsoever it looks on with love; thus does the little Dwelling-place of men, in itself a congeries of houses and huts, become for us an individual, almost a person. But what thousand other thoughts unite thereto, if the place has to ourselves been the arena of joyous or mournful experiences; if perhaps the cradle we were rocked in still stands there, if our Loving ones still dwell there, if our Buried ones there slumber!" Does Teufelsdrockh as the wounded eagle is said to make for its own eyrie, and indeed military deserters, and all hunted outcast creatures, turn as if by instinct in the direction of their birthland,—fly first, in this extremity, towards his native Entepfuhl; but reflecting that there no help awaits him, take only one wistful look from the distance, and then wend elsewhither?

Nevertheless, we won't claim that his unusual path didn't have a hint of hidden insanity; in fact, the state of these documents in Capricornus and Aquarius is a fitting symbol for it. His seemingly endless wanderings, exhausting as they are, lack a clear purpose, as if internal restlessness is his only guide; he wanders and wanders, as though the prophet's curse has fallen upon him, making him "like a wheel." The chaotic nature of these paper bags certainly doesn’t help clarify things. For instance, we suddenly come across this note: "It's a strange feeling that arises in the traveler when, rounding a hill on a desert road, he spots a fair town nestled among its trees and natural defenses, all appearing like a toy in a box. Its white steeple stands like a finger pointing to the stars; the blue smoke rising seems like a kind of breath of life: for always, when the soul looks at something with love, it gives a sense of unity to whatever it sees; so the little dwelling of people, made up of houses and huts, becomes almost a single entity, almost a person. But what countless thoughts come to mind if that place has been the scene of our joyful or sorrowful experiences; if, perhaps, the cradle we were rocked in still stands there, if our loved ones still live there, if our buried ones rest there!" Does Teufelsdrockh, like a wounded eagle that instinctively returns to its nest, and indeed like military deserters or all hunted outcasts, turn towards his home country—flying first, in this moment of crisis, toward his birthplace of Entepfuhl; but realizing that no help awaits him there, does he take just one longing glance from afar and then head elsewhere?

Little happier seems to be his next flight: into the wilds of Nature; as if in her mother-bosom he would seek healing. So at least we incline to interpret the following Notice, separated from the former by some considerable space, wherein, however, is nothing noteworthy:—

Little happier seems to be his next journey: into the wilds of Nature; as if in her embrace he would seek healing. So at least we tend to interpret the following Notice, separated from the previous one by a significant distance, where, however, there is nothing noteworthy:—

"Mountains were not new to him; but rarely are Mountains seen in such combined majesty and grace as here. The rocks are of that sort called Primitive by the mineralogists, which always arrange themselves in masses of a rugged, gigantic character; which ruggedness, however, is here tempered by a singular airiness of form, and softness of environment: in a climate favorable to vegetation, the gray cliff, itself covered with lichens, shoots up through a garment of foliage or verdure; and white, bright cottages, tree-shaded, cluster round the everlasting granite. In fine vicissitude, Beauty alternates with Grandeur: you ride through stony hollows, along strait passes, traversed by torrents, overhung by high walls of rock; now winding amid broken shaggy chasms, and huge fragments; now suddenly emerging into some emerald valley, where the streamlet collects itself into a Lake, and man has again found a fair dwelling, and it seems as if Peace had established herself in the bosom of Strength.

Mountains weren’t new to him, but you rarely see mountains with such combined majesty and grace as these. The rocks are what mineralogists call Primitive, always forming into rugged, gigantic shapes; yet here, that ruggedness is softened by a unique lightness of form and a gentle environment. In a climate that supports vegetation, the gray cliffs, covered in lichens, rise up through a blanket of leaves and greenery, while bright white cottages, shaded by trees, cluster around the enduring granite. In a beautiful contrast, beauty alternates with grandeur: you ride through rocky hollows, narrow passes crossed by streams, flanked by towering rock walls; now winding through broken, shaggy ravines and massive boulders, now suddenly breaking into a vibrant valley where the stream gathers into a lake and humans have found a lovely home, as if peace has settled in the heart of strength.

"To Peace, however, in this vortex of existence, can the Son of Time not pretend: still less if some Spectre haunt him from the Past; and the Future is wholly a Stygian Darkness, spectre-bearing. Reasonably might the Wanderer exclaim to himself: Are not the gates of this world's happiness inexorably shut against thee; hast thou a hope that is not mad? Nevertheless, one may still murmur audibly, or in the original Greek if that suit thee better: 'Whoso can look on Death will start at no shadows.'

"However, in this whirlwind of life, can the Son of Time really pretend to find Peace: especially not if a Ghost from the Past is haunting him; and the Future is completely a dark abyss filled with spirits. It makes sense for the Wanderer to wonder: Aren’t the doors to happiness in this world firmly closed against you; do you have any hope that isn’t crazy? Still, one might quietly say, or in the original Greek if you prefer: 'Whoever can face Death won’t be afraid of any shadows.'

"From such meditations is the Wanderer's attention called outwards; for now the Valley closes in abruptly, intersected by a huge mountain mass, the stony water-worn ascent of which is not to be accomplished on horseback. Arrived aloft, he finds himself again lifted into the evening sunset light; and cannot but pause, and gaze round him, some moments there. An upland irregular expanse of wold, where valleys in complex branchings are suddenly or slowly arranging their descent towards every quarter of the sky. The mountain-ranges are beneath your feet, and folded together: only the loftier summits look down here and there as on a second plain; lakes also lie clear and earnest in their solitude. No trace of man now visible; unless indeed it were he who fashioned that little visible link of Highway, here, as would seem, scaling the inaccessible, to unite Province with Province. But sunwards, lo you! how it towers sheer up, a world of Mountains, the diadem and centre of the mountain region! A hundred and a hundred savage peaks, in the last light of Day; all glowing, of gold and amethyst, like giant spirits of the wilderness; there in their silence, in their solitude, even as on the night when Noah's Deluge first dried! Beautiful, nay solemn, was the sudden aspect to our Wanderer. He gazed over those stupendous masses with wonder, almost with longing desire; never till this hour had he known Nature, that she was One, that she was his Mother and divine. And as the ruddy glow was fading into clearness in the sky, and the Sun had now departed, a murmur of Eternity and Immensity, of Death and of Life, stole through his soul; and he felt as if Death and Life were one, as if the Earth were not dead, as if the Spirit of the Earth had its throne in that splendor, and his own spirit were therewith holding communion.

"From such reflections, the Wanderer’s attention is drawn outward; for now the Valley closes in suddenly, cut through by a massive mountain range, the rough, worn path of which cannot be traversed on horseback. Once he reaches the top, he finds himself again bathed in the evening sunset light; and he can't help but pause and look around for a while. An irregular expanse of land stretches out, with valleys branching off in various directions as they make their way down toward every part of the sky. The mountain ranges are beneath his feet, folded together: only the higher peaks rise here and there like a second plain; lakes also lie clear and sincere in their solitude. There’s no sign of man now; unless it be the small stretch of Highway visible here, which seems to scale the impossible to connect Province with Province. But to the sun, look how it towers straight up, the world of Mountains, the crown and heart of the mountain region! A hundred and more rugged peaks, glowing in the last light of Day; all shimmering with gold and amethyst, like giant spirits of the wilderness; there in their silence, in their solitude, just as on the night when Noah's Flood first dried! Beautiful, indeed solemn, was the sudden sight to our Wanderer. He gazed across those immense forms with awe, almost with a yearning desire; never until this moment had he understood Nature, that she was One, that she was his Mother and divine. And as the warm glow faded into clarity in the sky, and the Sun had now set, a whisper of Eternity and Immensity, of Death and Life, flowed through his soul; and he felt as if Death and Life were the same, as if the Earth were not lifeless, as if the Spirit of the Earth had its throne in that splendor, and his own spirit was in communion with it."

"The spell was broken by a sound of carriage-wheels. Emerging from the hidden Northward, to sink soon into the hidden Southward, came a gay Barouche-and-four: it was open; servants and postilions wore wedding favors: that happy pair, then, had found each other, it was their marriage evening! Few moments brought them near: Du Himmel! It was Herr Towgood and—Blumine! With slight unrecognizing salutation they passed me; plunged down amid the neighboring thickets, onwards, to Heaven, and to England; and I, in my friend Richter's words, I remained alone, behind them, with the Night."

The spell was broken by the sound of carriage wheels. Coming out from the hidden North and soon to disappear into the hidden South was a lively open carriage with four horses: the servants and drivers were wearing wedding favors. So, that happy couple had found each other; it was their wedding night! In just a few moments, they were upon me: Oh my goodness! It was Mr. Towgood and—Blumine! With a quick, unrecognizing nod, they passed me, disappearing into the nearby thickets, heading toward Heaven and England; and I, in my friend Richter's words, I remained alone, behind them, with the Night.

Were it not cruel in these circumstances, here might be the place to insert an observation, gleaned long ago from the great Clothes-Volume, where it stands with quite other intent: "Some time before Small-pox was extirpated," says the Professor, "there came a new malady of the spiritual sort on Europe: I mean the epidemic, now endemical, of View-hunting. Poets of old date, being privileged with Senses, had also enjoyed external Nature; but chiefly as we enjoy the crystal cup which holds good or bad liquor for us; that is to say, in silence, or with slight incidental commentary: never, as I compute, till after the Sorrows of Werter, was there man found who would say: Come let us make a Description! Having drunk the liquor, come let us eat the glass! Of which endemic the Jenner is unhappily still to seek." Too true!

If it weren't so harsh in these circumstances, this might be the spot to share a thought I picked up long ago from the great Clothes-Volume, where it has quite a different purpose: "Some time before smallpox was completely eradicated," the Professor says, "a new kind of spiritual illness swept across Europe: I’m talking about the epidemic, now endemic, of View-hunting. Poets from earlier times, being endowed with senses, also experienced the beauty of the external world; but primarily, it was like how we appreciate a crystal cup that holds good or bad drink for us; that is to say, in silence or with a bit of casual commentary: as far as I can tell, no one ever thought to say: Come, let’s create a description! After enjoying the drink, let’s eat the glass! Sadly, the Jenner is still out there searching for this endemic." Absolutely true!

We reckon it more important to remark that the Professor's Wanderings, so far as his stoical and cynical envelopment admits us to clear insight, here first take their permanent character, fatuous or not. That Basilisk-glance of the Barouche-and-four seems to have withered up what little remnant of a purpose may have still lurked in him: Life has become wholly a dark labyrinth; wherein, through long years, our Friend, flying from spectres, has to stumble about at random, and naturally with more haste than progress.

We find it essential to note that the Professor's Wanderings, as much as his stoic and cynical perspective allows us to see clearly, take on their lasting character here, whether foolish or not. That piercing gaze from the fancy carriage seems to have drained any lingering purpose he might have had: Life has turned into an entirely dark maze, where our Friend, fleeing from ghosts, has been stumbling around aimlessly for many years, moving faster without really making any progress.

Foolish were it in us to attempt following him, even from afar, in this extraordinary world-pilgrimage of his; the simplest record of which, were clear record possible, would fill volumes. Hopeless is the obscurity, unspeakable the confusion. He glides from country to country, from condition to condition; vanishing and reappearing, no man can calculate how or where. Through all quarters of the world he wanders, and apparently through all circles of society. If in any scene, perhaps difficult to fix geographically, he settles for a time, and forms connections, be sure he will snap them abruptly asunder. Let him sink out of sight as Private Scholar (Privatsirender), living by the grace of God in some European capital, you may next find him as Hadjee in the neighborhood of Mecca. It is an inexplicable Phantasmagoria, capricious, quick-changing; as if our Traveller, instead of limbs and highways, had transported himself by some wishing-carpet, or Fortunatus' Hat. The whole, too, imparted emblematically, in dim multifarious tokens (as that collection of Street-Advertisements); with only some touch of direct historical notice sparingly interspersed: little light-islets in the world of haze! So that, from this point, the Professor is more of an enigma than ever. In figurative language, we might say he becomes, not indeed a spirit, yet spiritualized, vaporized. Fact unparalleled in Biography: The river of his History, which we have traced from its tiniest fountains, and hoped to see flow onward, with increasing current, into the ocean, here dashes itself over that terrific Lover's Leap; and, as a mad-foaming cataract, flies wholly into tumultuous clouds of spray! Low down it indeed collects again into pools and plashes; yet only at a great distance, and with difficulty, if at all, into a general stream. To cast a glance into certain of those pools and plashes, and trace whither they run, must, for a chapter or two, form the limit of our endeavor.

It would be foolish for us to try to follow him, even from a distance, on this incredible journey of his; the simplest account of which, if a clear record were possible, would fill entire volumes. The obscurity is hopeless, and the confusion is indescribable. He moves from country to country, from one situation to another; disappearing and reappearing in ways no one can predict. He roams across the globe and apparently through all levels of society. If he settles somewhere for a while, perhaps in a location that's hard to pinpoint geographically, and makes connections, you can be sure he will abruptly break them off. He might disappear from sight as a Private Scholar, living modestly in some European city, only to reemerge as a Hadjee near Mecca. It’s an inexplicable whirlwind, unpredictable and ever-changing; as if our traveler has transported himself on a magic carpet or some enchanted hat. The whole story is conveyed symbolically, in a mix of vague hints (like that collection of street advertisements), with only a few direct historical references scattered throughout: tiny islands of clarity in a sea of fog! So here, the Professor becomes more enigmatic than ever. In figurative terms, we might say he transforms, not into a spirit, but into something more ethereal, almost vaporous. It’s an unparalleled fact in Biography: the river of his History, which we've traced from its smallest sources, and hoped to see flow steadily into the ocean, here rushes over a frightening cliff; and, like a mad, frothy waterfall, it plunges completely into swirling clouds of mist! It does indeed collect again into pools and splashes at a lower level; yet only from a great distance, and with great difficulty, if at all, can we see it become a cohesive stream. To take a look into some of those pools and splashes, and figure out where they lead, should, for a chapter or two, be the limit of our effort.

For which end doubtless those direct historical Notices, where they can be met with, are the best. Nevertheless, of this sort too there occurs much, which, with our present light, it were questionable to emit. Teufelsdrockh vibrating everywhere between the highest and the lowest levels, comes into contact with public History itself. For example, those conversations and relations with illustrious Persons, as Sultan Mahmoud, the Emperor Napoleon, and others, are they not as yet rather of a diplomatic character than of a biographic? The Editor, appreciating the sacredness of crowned heads, nay perhaps suspecting the possible trickeries of a Clothes-Philosopher, will eschew this province for the present; a new time may bring new insight and a different duty.

For that reason, it's clear that direct historical accounts, when available, are the most reliable. However, even these can be questionable to share with our current understanding. Teufelsdrockh, oscillating between extremes, connects with public history itself. For instance, his discussions and relationships with notable figures like Sultan Mahmoud, Emperor Napoleon, and others seem more diplomatic than biographical. The Editor, recognizing the importance of royalty, and perhaps wary of potential deceits from a Clothes-Philosopher, will avoid this area for now; perhaps a new era will bring fresh perspectives and responsibilities.

If we ask now, not indeed with what ulterior Purpose, for there was none, yet with what immediate outlooks; at all events, in what mood of mind, the Professor undertook and prosecuted this world-pilgrimage,—the answer is more distinct than favorable. "A nameless Unrest," says he, "urged me forward; to which the outward motion was some momentary lying solace. Whither should I go? My Loadstars were blotted out; in that canopy of grim fire shone no star. Yet forward must I; the ground burnt under me; there was no rest for the sole of my foot. I was alone, alone! Ever too the strong inward longing shaped Phantasms for itself: towards these, one after the other, must I fruitlessly wander. A feeling I had, that for my fever-thirst there was and must be somewhere a healing Fountain. To many fondly imagined Fountains, the Saints' Wells of these days, did I pilgrim; to great Men, to great Cities, to great Events: but found there no healing. In strange countries, as in the well-known; in savage deserts, as in the press of corrupt civilization, it was ever the same: how could your Wanderer escape from—his own Shadow? Nevertheless still Forward! I felt as if in great haste; to do I saw not what. From the depths of my own heart, it called to me, Forwards! The winds and the streams, and all Nature sounded to me, Forwards! Ach Gott, I was even, once for all, a Son of Time."

If we ask now, not really for what underlying purpose—since there was none—but for what immediate goals, or in what state of mind the Professor began and continued this journey through the world, the answer is clearer than it is positive. "A nameless restlessness," he says, "pushed me forward; the simple act of moving gave me a fleeting sense of relief. Where should I go? My guiding stars were lost; in that dark sky of chaos, no star shone. Yet I had to keep moving; the ground burned beneath me; there was no escape for my weary feet. I was alone, completely alone! Always, too, the strong inner longing created illusions for itself: towards these, one after another, I had to wander fruitlessly. I had a feeling that for my desperate thirst there must be somewhere a healing spring. To many imagined springs—the saints' wells of today—I journeyed; to great people, to great cities, to significant events: but found no healing there. In strange lands, just as in familiar ones; in wild deserts, just as in the chaos of corrupt civilization, it was always the same: how could your wanderer escape from—his own shadow? Yet still, Forward! I felt as if I were in a hurry; I didn’t know for what purpose. From the depths of my own heart, it called to me, Forwards! The winds and the streams, and all of nature, echoed to me, Forwards! Oh God, I was, once and for all, a Son of Time."

From which is it not clear that the internal Satanic School was still active enough? He says elsewhere: "The Enchiridion of Epictetus I had ever with me, often as my sole rational companion; and regret to mention that the nourishment it yielded was trifling." Thou foolish Teufelsdrockh How could it else? Hadst thou not Greek enough to understand thus much: The end of Man is an Action, and not a Thought, though it were the noblest?

Is it not obvious that the internal Satanic School was still active? He mentions elsewhere: "I always kept the Enchiridion of Epictetus with me, often as my only rational companion; and I regret to say that the nourishment it provided was minimal." You foolish Teufelsdrockh. How could it be any different? Did you not have enough Greek to grasp this: The end of Man is an Action, and not a Thought, even if it was the noblest?

"How I lived?" writes he once: "Friend, hast thou considered the 'rugged all-nourishing Earth,' as Sophocles well names her; how she feeds the sparrow on the house-top, much more her darling, man? While thou stirrest and livest, thou hast a probability of victual. My breakfast of tea has been cooked by a Tartar woman, with water of the Amur, who wiped her earthen kettle with a horse-tail. I have roasted wild eggs in the sand of Sahara; I have awakened in Paris Estrapades and Vienna Malzleins, with no prospect of breakfast beyond elemental liquid. That I had my Living to seek saved me from Dying,—by suicide. In our busy Europe, is there not an everlasting demand for Intellect, in the chemical, mechanical, political, religious, educational, commercial departments? In Pagan countries, cannot one write Fetishes? Living! Little knowest thou what alchemy is in an inventive Soul; how, as with its little finger, it can create provision enough for the body (of a Philosopher); and then, as with both hands, create quite other than provision; namely, spectres to torment itself withal."

"How did I live?" he wrote once: "Friend, have you considered the 'rugged all-nourishing Earth,' as Sophocles aptly calls her? She feeds the sparrow on the rooftop, and even more so, her beloved human. As long as you move and live, there's a good chance you'll find food. My breakfast of tea was made by a Tartar woman, using water from the Amur River, who cleaned her earthen kettle with a horse's tail. I have roasted wild eggs in the sand of the Sahara; I have woken up in Paris and Vienna, with no hope of breakfast beyond plain liquid. The fact that I had my livelihood to pursue prevented me from dying—by suicide. In our busy Europe, isn't there an endless demand for intellect in the fields of chemistry, mechanics, politics, religion, education, and commerce? In pagan countries, can’t one write about fetishes? Living! You little know what magic there is in an inventive soul; how it can, with just a little effort, create enough to sustain the body (of a philosopher); and then, with both hands, create something completely different—namely, spectres to torment itself with."

Poor Teufelsdrockh! Flying with Hunger always parallel to him; and a whole Infernal Chase in his rear; so that the countenance of Hunger is comparatively a friend's! Thus must he, in the temper of ancient Cain, or of the modern Wandering Jew,—save only that he feels himself not guilty and but suffering the pains of guilt,—wend to and fro with aimless speed. Thus must he, over the whole surface of the Earth (by footprints), write his Sorrows of Teufelsdrockh; even as the great Goethe, in passionate words, had to write his Sorrows of Werter, before the spirit freed herself, and he could become a Man. Vain truly is the hope of your swiftest Runner to escape "from his own Shadow"! Nevertheless, in these sick days, when the Born of Heaven first descries himself (about the age of twenty) in a world such as ours, richer than usual in two things, in Truths grown obsolete, and Trades grown obsolete,—what can the fool think but that it is all a Den of Lies, wherein whoso will not speak Lies and act Lies, must stand idle and despair? Whereby it happens that, for your nobler minds, the publishing of some such Work of Art, in one or the other dialect, becomes almost a necessity. For what is it properly but an Altercation with the Devil, before you begin honestly Fighting him? Your Byron publishes his Sorrows of Lord George, in verse and in prose, and copiously otherwise: your Bonaparte represents his Sorrows of Napoleon Opera, in an all-too stupendous style; with music of cannon-volleys, and murder-shrieks of a world; his stage-lights are the fires of Conflagration; his rhyme and recitative are the tramp of embattled Hosts and the sound of falling Cities.—Happier is he who, like our Clothes-Philosopher, can write such matter, since it must be written, on the insensible Earth, with his shoe-soles only; and also survive the writing thereof!

Poor Teufelsdrockh! Always chased by Hunger, with an entire Infernal Pursuit behind him; making Hunger's face seem like a friend's! He must wander around, full of the restless spirit of ancient Cain or the modern Wandering Jew—except he doesn’t feel guilty, just suffers as though he were. He wanders aimlessly across the Earth, leaving his footprints as he writes his Sorrows of Teufelsdrockh; just like the great Goethe, who, in passionate words, wrote his Sorrows of Werter before he was able to free himself and become a true Man. Truly, it's hopeless for even the fastest Runner to escape "from his own Shadow"! Yet, in these troubled times, when someone born of Heaven first sees himself (around the age of twenty) in our world, which is more abundant than ever in two things: outdated Truths and obsolete Trades—what can a fool think but that it’s all a Den of Lies where anyone who refuses to speak or act lies must just stand still and despair? This leads to the need for noble minds to publish such a Work of Art, in whatever dialect, almost as if it’s a necessity. Because what is it really but a confrontation with the Devil before you can start honestly fighting him? Your Byron publishes his Sorrows of Lord George, in verse and prose, and in many other forms: your Bonaparte showcases his Sorrows of Napoleon Opera in a ridiculously grand style; with the music of cannon fire and the screams of a world being murdered; his stage lights are the flames of destruction; his rhyme and recitative are the march of warring armies and the sounds of collapsing cities. Happier is he who, like our Clothes-Philosopher, can write such things, because they must be written, on the unfeeling Earth, using only the soles of his shoes; and also survive the act of writing!





CHAPTER VII. THE EVERLASTING NO.

Under the strange nebulous envelopment, wherein our Professor has now shrouded himself, no doubt but his spiritual nature is nevertheless progressive, and growing: for how can the "Son of Time," in any case, stand still? We behold him, through those dim years, in a state of crisis, of transition: his mad Pilgrimings, and general solution into aimless Discontinuity, what is all this but a mad Fermentation; wherefrom the fiercer it is, the clearer product will one day evolve itself?

Under the strange, cloudy shroud that our Professor has wrapped himself in, there's no doubt that his spirit is still evolving and growing. After all, how can the "Son of Time" ever stay still? We see him, through those blurry years, in a state of crisis and transition: his wild wanderings and his overall disconnection—what is all this but a chaotic process? The more intense it is, the clearer the outcome will eventually become.

Such transitions are ever full of pain: thus the Eagle when he moults is sickly; and, to attain his new beak, must harshly dash off the old one upon rocks. What Stoicism soever our Wanderer, in his individual acts and motions, may affect, it is clear that there is a hot fever of anarchy and misery raging within; coruscations of which flash out: as, indeed, how could there be other? Have we not seen him disappointed, bemocked of Destiny, through long years? All that the young heart might desire and pray for has been denied; nay, as in the last worst instance, offered and then snatched away. Ever an "excellent Passivity;" but of useful, reasonable Activity, essential to the former as Food to Hunger, nothing granted: till at length, in this wild Pilgrimage, he must forcibly seize for himself an Activity, though useless, unreasonable. Alas, his cup of bitterness, which had been filling drop by drop, ever since that first "ruddy morning" in the Hinterschlag Gymnasium, was at the very lip; and then with that poison-drop, of the Towgood-and-Blumine business, it runs over, and even hisses over in a deluge of foam.

Such changes are always painful: like the Eagle when he sheds his feathers, he is weak; and to get his new beak, he has to harshly smash off the old one against rocks. No matter how much Stoicism our Wanderer tries to show in his actions and movements, it’s obvious that there’s a raging fever of chaos and misery inside him; flashes of it come through: after all, how could it be any other way? Haven’t we seen him disappointed, mocked by Fate, for so many years? Everything that a young heart might wish for and pray for has been denied; in fact, in the worst case, it was offered and then taken away. Always showing "excellent Passivity;" but when it comes to useful, reasonable Activity—essential to the former like Food is to Hunger—he's got nothing: until finally, in this wild journey, he must forcibly grab an Activity for himself, even if it's useless and unreasonable. Alas, his cup of bitterness, which had been filling drop by drop since that first "reddish morning" in the Hinterschlag Gymnasium, was at the brim; and with that final drop of poison from the Towgood-and-Blumine situation, it overflowed, hissing in a flood of foam.

He himself says once, with more justness than originality: "Men is, properly speaking, based upon Hope, he has no other possession but Hope; this world of his is emphatically the Place of Hope." What, then, was our Professor's possession? We see him, for the present, quite shut out from Hope; looking not into the golden orient, but vaguely all round into a dim copper firmament, pregnant with earthquake and tornado.

He says himself, with more accuracy than creativity: "Man is, essentially, based on Hope; he has nothing but Hope; this world is definitely the Place of Hope." So, what was our Professor's possession? Right now, he seems completely cut off from Hope; instead of looking toward a bright future, he’s staring aimlessly at a murky, copper sky filled with uncertainty and turmoil.

Alas, shut out from Hope, in a deeper sense than we yet dream of! For, as he wanders wearisomely through this world, he has now lost all tidings of another and higher. Full of religion, or at least of religiosity, as our Friend has since exhibited himself, he hides not that, in those days, he was wholly irreligious: "Doubt had darkened into Unbelief," says he; "shade after shade goes grimly over your soul, till you have the fixed, starless, Tartarean black." To such readers as have reflected, what can be called reflecting, on man's life, and happily discovered, in contradiction to much Profit-and-Loss Philosophy, speculative and practical, that Soul is not synonymous with Stomach; who understand, therefore, in our Friend's words, "that, for man's well-being, Faith is properly the one thing needful; how, with it, Martyrs, otherwise weak, can cheerfully endure the shame and the cross; and without it, Worldlings puke up their sick existence, by suicide, in the midst of luxury:" to such it will be clear that, for a pure moral nature, the loss of his religious Belief was the loss of everything. Unhappy young man! All wounds, the crush of long-continued Destitution, the stab of false Friendship and of false Love, all wounds in thy so genial heart, would have healed again, had not its life-warmth been withdrawn. Well might he exclaim, in his wild way: "Is there no God, then; but at best an absentee God, sitting idle, ever since the first Sabbath, at the outside of his Universe, and seeing it go? Has the word Duty no meaning; is what we call Duty no divine Messenger and Guide, but a false earthly Phantasm, made up of Desire and Fear, of emanations from the Gallows and from Doctor Graham's Celestial-Bed? Happiness of an approving Conscience! Did not Paul of Tarsus, whom admiring men have since named Saint, feel that he was 'the chief of sinners;' and Nero of Rome, jocund in spirit (wohlgemuth), spend much of his time in fiddling? Foolish Wordmonger and Motive-grinder, who in thy Logic-mill hast an earthly mechanism for the Godlike itself, and wouldst fain grind me out Virtue from the husks of Pleasure,—I tell thee, Nay! To the unregenerate Prometheus Vinctus of a man, it is ever the bitterest aggravation of his wretchedness that he is conscious of Virtue, that he feels himself the victim not of suffering only, but of injustice. What then? Is the heroic inspiration we name Virtue but some Passion; some bubble of the blood, bubbling in the direction others profit by? I know not: only this I know, If what thou namest Happiness be our true aim, then are we all astray. With Stupidity and sound Digestion man may front much. But what, in these dull unimaginative days, are the terrors of Conscience to the diseases of the Liver! Not on Morality, but on Cookery, let us build our stronghold: there brandishing our frying-pan, as censer, let us offer sweet incense to the Devil, and live at ease on the fat things he has provided for his Elect!"

Unfortunately, cut off from Hope in a deeper way than we can even imagine! As he trudges through this world, he has now lost all connection to something greater. Despite being full of religion, or at least appearing to be, our Friend admits that he was completely irreligious back then: "Doubt had turned into Unbelief," he says; "shade after shade creeps over your soul until you’re left with a fixed, starless, hellish blackness." For those readers who have reflected—truly reflected—on human life and have thankfully realized that Soul is not the same as Stomach; who understand, therefore, in our Friend's words, "that for a person's well-being, Faith is the one thing that truly matters; how, with it, even weak Martyrs can joyfully face shame and suffering; and without it, those consumed by worldly pursuits end their sick existence through suicide, even in the midst of luxury:" it will be clear that the loss of his religious Belief was the loss of everything for someone with a pure moral nature. Poor young man! All wounds—the crushing weight of long-lasting poverty, the betrayal of false Friendship and false Love—all the wounds in your kind heart would have healed if only its warmth had not been taken away. He could well cry out, in his desperate way: "Is there no God then, but at best, an absentee God, sitting idle since the first Sabbath, watching His Universe, and doing nothing? Does Duty have no meaning; is what we call Duty not a divine Messenger and Guide, but just a false earthly illusion made up of Desire and Fear, created from the Gallows and Dr. Graham's Celestial-Bed? The happiness of a clear conscience! Did not Paul of Tarsus, whom people have since called Saint, feel that he was 'the chief of sinners;' and Nero of Rome, carefree in spirit, spend much of his time playing the fiddle? You foolish talker and motive examiner, who in your Logic-mill have an earthly setup for what is Godlike itself, and wish to grind out Virtue from the scraps of Pleasure—I tell you, No! For the unrepentant Prometheus Locked in Man, it is always the harshest increase of his misery that he is aware of Virtue, feeling himself to be the victim not just of suffering, but of injustice. What then? Is the noble drive we call Virtue just some Passion; a mere excitement of the blood that benefits others? I don’t know: I only know this, if what you call Happiness is our true goal, then we are all lost. With Stupidity and good Digestion, a person can face a lot. But what, in these dull unimaginative times, are the fears of Conscience compared to the issues of the Liver? Not Morality, but Cookery, should be our stronghold: there, waving our frying pan like a censer, let’s offer sweet incense to the Devil and live comfortably off the rich things he has prepared for his chosen ones!"

Thus has the bewildered Wanderer to stand, as so many have done, shouting question after question into the Sibyl-cave of Destiny, and receive no Answer but an Echo. It is all a grim Desert, this once-fair world of his; wherein is heard only the howling of wild beasts, or the shrieks of despairing, hate-filled men; and no Pillar of Cloud by day, and no Pillar of Fire by night, any longer guides the Pilgrim. To such length has the spirit of Inquiry carried him. "But what boots it (was thut's)?" cries he: "it is but the common lot in this era. Not having come to spiritual majority prior to the Siecle de Louis Quinze, and not being born purely a Loghead (Dummkopf ), thou hadst no other outlook. The whole world is, like thee, sold to Unbelief; their old Temples of the Godhead, which for long have not been rain-proof, crumble down; and men ask now: Where is the Godhead; our eyes never saw him?"

So the confused Wanderer has to stand there, like so many others have before, shouting question after question into the Sibyl-cave of Destiny, only to get back an Echo. This once-beautiful world of his is now a grim Desert; all he hears is the howling of wild animals or the screams of desperate, hate-filled people. The Pillar of Cloud by day and the Pillar of Fire by night no longer guide the Pilgrim. The spirit of Inquiry has taken him this far. "But what good does it do?" he cries. "It's just the common fate in this era. Not having reached spiritual maturity before the Siecle de Louis Quinze, and not being born a complete fool (Dummkopf), you had no other perspective. The whole world, like you, is sold out to Unbelief; the old Temples of the Godhead, which haven't been rain-tight for ages, are falling apart; and people now ask: Where is the Godhead? Our eyes have never seen him?"

Pitiful enough were it, for all these wild utterances, to call our Diogenes wicked. Unprofitable servants as we all are, perhaps at no era of his life was he more decisively the Servant of Goodness, the Servant of God, than even now when doubting God's existence. "One circumstance I note," says he: "after all the nameless woe that Inquiry, which for me, what it is not always, was genuine Love of Truth, had wrought me! I nevertheless still loved Truth, and would bate no jot of my allegiance to her. 'Truth!' I cried, 'though the Heavens crush me for following her: no Falsehood! though a whole celestial Lubberland were the price of Apostasy.' In conduct it was the same. Had a divine Messenger from the clouds, or miraculous Handwriting on the wall, convincingly proclaimed to me This thou shalt do, with what passionate readiness, as I often thought, would I have done it, had it been leaping into the infernal Fire. Thus, in spite of all Motive-grinders, and Mechanical Profit-and-Loss Philosophies, with the sick ophthalmia and hallucination they had brought on, was the Infinite nature of Duty still dimly present to me: living without God in the world, of God's light I was not utterly bereft; if my as yet sealed eyes, with their unspeakable longing, could nowhere see Him, nevertheless in my heart He was present, and His heaven-written Law still stood legible and sacred there."

It’s quite sad, really, to label our Diogenes as wicked due to all these wild statements. Although we’re all unproductive servants, maybe at no point in his life was he more clearly a Servant of Goodness, a Servant of God, than now, even while doubting God’s existence. “One thing I notice,” he says: “after all the nameless suffering that Inquiry— which, for me, was genuine Love of Truth, not always so—had caused me! I still loved Truth and wouldn’t change my loyalty to her for anything. 'Truth!' I shouted, 'even if the Heavens crush me for following her: no Falsehood! even if an entire heavenly paradise were the price of renouncing her.' My actions reflected this too. If a divine Messenger from the clouds or miraculous writing on the wall were to proclaim to me This thou shalt do, with what intense eagerness, as I often thought, I would have done it, even if it meant jumping into the infernal Fire. So, despite all the pressures of motivation that grind us down, and the Mechanical Profit-and-Loss Philosophies that caused me this sickening confusion and hallucination, the infinite nature of Duty was still vaguely clear to me: living in a world without God, I wasn't completely lost to God’s light; even if my still-sealed eyes, with their indescribable longing, couldn’t see Him anywhere, He was still present in my heart, and His heaven-written Law remained clear and sacred there.”

Meanwhile, under all these tribulations, and temporal and spiritual destitutions, what must the Wanderer, in his silent soul, have endured! "The painfullest feeling," writes he, "is that of your own Feebleness (Unkraft); ever, as the English Milton says, to be weak is the true misery. And yet of your Strength there is and can be no clear feeling, save by what you have prospered in, by what you have done. Between vague wavering Capability and fixed indubitable Performance, what a difference! A certain inarticulate Self-consciousness dwells dimly in us; which only our Works can render articulate and decisively discernible. Our Works are the mirror wherein the spirit first sees its natural lineaments. Hence, too, the folly of that impossible Precept, Know thyself; till it be translated into this partially possible one, Know what thou canst work at.

Meanwhile, amid all these struggles and both material and spiritual hardships, what must the Wanderer have gone through in silence! "The most painful feeling," he writes, "is realizing your own weakness; as the English poet Milton says, being weak is the true misery. And yet you can’t clearly feel your strength, only by what you’ve achieved and what you've done. The difference between vague potential and solid, undeniable performance is vast! There’s a certain unspoken self-awareness that lives dimly within us; only our actions can make it clear and recognizable. Our actions are the mirror in which the spirit first sees its true self. This also highlights the folly of the impossible command, Know thyself; until it’s rephrased into this somewhat attainable one, Know what you can work on.

"But for me, so strangely unprosperous had I been, the net-result of my Workings amounted as yet simply to—Nothing. How then could I believe in my Strength, when there was as yet no mirror to see it in? Ever did this agitating, yet, as I now perceive, quite frivolous question, remain to me insoluble: Hast thou a certain Faculty, a certain Worth, such even as the most have not; or art thou the completest Dullard of these modern times? Alas, the fearful Unbelief is unbelief in yourself; and how could I believe? Had not my first, last Faith in myself, when even to me the Heavens seemed laid open, and I dared to love, been all too cruelly belied? The speculative Mystery of Life grew ever more mysterious to me: neither in the practical Mystery had I made the slightest progress, but been everywhere buffeted, foiled, and contemptuously cast out. A feeble unit in the middle of a threatening Infinitude, I seemed to have nothing given me but eyes, whereby to discern my own wretchedness. Invisible yet impenetrable walls, as of Enchantment, divided me from all living: was there, in the wide world, any true bosom I could press trustfully to mine? O Heaven, No, there was none! I kept a lock upon my lips: why should I speak much with that shifting variety of so-called Friends, in whose withered, vain and too-hungry souls Friendship was but an incredible tradition? In such cases, your resource is to talk little, and that little mostly from the Newspapers. Now when I look back, it was a strange isolation I then lived in. The men and women around me, even speaking with me, were but Figures; I had, practically, forgotten that they were alive, that they were not merely automatic. In the midst of their crowded streets and assemblages, I walked solitary; and (except as it was my own heart, not another's, that I kept devouring) savage also, as the tiger in his jungle. Some comfort it would have been, could I, like a Faust, have fancied myself tempted and tormented of the Devil; for a Hell, as I imagine, without Life, though only diabolic Life, were more frightful: but in our age of Down-pulling and Disbelief, the very Devil has been pulled down, you cannot so much as believe in a Devil. To me the Universe was all void of Life, of Purpose, of Volition, even of Hostility: it was one huge, dead, immeasurable Steam-engine, rolling on, in its dead indifference, to grind me limb from limb. Oh, the vast, gloomy, solitary Golgotha, and Mill of Death! Why was the Living banished thither companionless, conscious? Why, if there is no Devil; nay, unless the Devil is your God?"

But for me, having experienced such odd misfortune, the result of my efforts had simply amounted to—nothing. How then could I believe in my strength when there was no reflection to show it? This troubling, yet, as I now see, quite trivial question, always remained unsolvable for me: Do you have a special talent or worth that most people lack, or are you just the biggest dullard of these modern times? Alas, the terrifying doubt is self-doubt; how could I believe? Hadn't my first and last faith in myself, when even the heavens seemed open to me and I dared to love, been cruelly betrayed? The complicated mystery of life became more and more perplexing to me: I hadn't made any progress in the practical mystery either, but had been beaten down, thwarted, and scorned everywhere. A weak individual in the midst of a threatening infinity, I seemed to have only my eyes to see my own misery. Invisible yet impenetrable walls, like magic, separated me from all life: was there any true heart in the wide world I could confidently press mine against? Oh heaven, no, there was none! I kept my lips sealed: why should I speak much with that shifting array of so-called friends, in whose dried-up, empty, and overly needy souls friendship was just an unbelievable tradition? In such situations, it's best to say little, and mostly talk about what's in the newspapers. Looking back now, I realize I lived in a strange isolation. The men and women around me, even when speaking to me, were just figures; I'd practically forgotten they were alive, that they weren't merely automatic. In the bustling streets and crowds, I walked alone; and (except for my own heart, which I kept consuming) just as wild as a tiger in its jungle. It would have been some comfort if I could, like Faust, imagine myself tempted and tormented by the Devil; for a hell, as I see it, without life, even if it’s just diabolical life, would be more terrifying: but in our age of pulling down and disbelief, the very Devil has been pulled down; you can't even believe in a Devil anymore. To me, the universe felt completely devoid of life, purpose, will, or even hostility: it was one massive, lifeless, immeasurable steam engine, rolling on, indifferent, to grind me to pieces. Oh, the vast, gloomy, solitary Golgotha, and mill of death! Why was the living condemned there, alone and aware? Why, if there is no Devil; no, unless the Devil is your God?

A prey incessantly to such corrosions, might not, moreover, as the worst aggravation to them, the iron constitution even of a Teufelsdrockh threaten to fail? We conjecture that he has known sickness; and, in spite of his locomotive habits, perhaps sickness of the chronic sort. Hear this, for example: "How beautiful to die of broken-heart, on Paper! Quite another thing in practice; every window of your Feeling, even of your Intellect, as it were, begrimed and mud-bespattered, so that no pure ray can enter; a whole Drug-shop in your inwards; the fordone soul drowning slowly in quagmires of Disgust!"

A person constantly suffering from such decay might also face, as the worst twist of fate, the possibility that even someone as resilient as Teufelsdrockh could ultimately break down. We guess he has experienced illness; and, despite his active lifestyle, perhaps it's a long-term illness. Consider this: "How lovely it is to die of a broken heart, on Paper! It's a whole different story in reality; every part of your feelings, even your intellect, feels dirty and smeared, letting no pure light in; your insides are like a pharmacy; the exhausted soul is sinking slowly in a swamp of disgust!"

Putting all which external and internal miseries together, may we not find in the following sentences, quite in our Professor's still vein, significance enough? "From Suicide a certain after-shine (Nachschein) of Christianity withheld me: perhaps also a certain indolence of character; for, was not that a remedy I had at any time within reach? Often, however, was there a question present to me: Should some one now, at the turning of that corner, blow thee suddenly out of Space, into the other World, or other No-world, by pistol-shot,—how were it? On which ground, too, I have often, in sea-storms and sieged cities and other death-scenes, exhibited an imperturbability, which passed, falsely enough, for courage."

Putting together all the external and internal struggles, can we not find enough meaning in the following sentences, very much in our Professor's usual style? "A certain afterglow of Christianity kept me from suicide: and maybe also a bit of laziness in my character; after all, wasn’t it a solution I could have reached at any time? Yet, I often found myself wondering: if someone were to suddenly shoot me at that corner, sending me into the other world, or whatever lies beyond—how would that be? Because of this, I have often shown an unshakeable calm during sea storms, besieged cities, and other life-or-death situations, which was mistakenly seen as courage."

"So had it lasted," concludes the Wanderer, "so had it lasted, as in bitter protracted Death-agony, through long years. The heart within me, unvisited by any heavenly dew-drop, was smouldering in sulphurous, slow-consuming fire. Almost since earliest memory I had shed no tear; or once only when I, murmuring half-audibly, recited Faust's Death-song, that wild Selig der den er im Siegesglanze findet (Happy whom he finds in Battle's splendor), and thought that of this last Friend even I was not forsaken, that Destiny itself could not doom me not to die. Having no hope, neither had I any definite fear, were it of Man or of Devil: nay, I often felt as if it might be solacing, could the Arch-Devil himself, though in Tartarean terrors, but rise to me, that I might tell him a little of my mind. And yet, strangely enough, I lived in a continual, indefinite, pining fear; tremulous, pusillanimous, apprehensive of I knew not what: it seemed as if all things in the Heavens above and the Earth beneath would hurt me; as if the Heavens and the Earth were but boundless jaws of a devouring monster, wherein I, palpitating, waited to be devoured.

"So had it lasted," the Wanderer concludes, "so had it lasted, like a bitter, extended death struggle, for many long years. The heart inside me, untouched by any heavenly dew, was burning in a slow, consuming fire. Almost since I can remember, I had shed no tears; or just once when I, barely audible, recited Faust's Death-song, that wild Selig der den er im Siegesglanze findet (Happy whom he finds in Battle's splendor), and thought that even in this last hour, I was not abandoned, that Fate itself could not condemn me to not die. Having no hope, I also had no specific fear, whether of man or of the devil: in fact, I often thought it might be comforting if the Arch-Devil himself could rise to me, even amidst Tartarean horrors, so I could share a bit of my thoughts with him. And yet, strangely enough, I lived in a constant, vague, longing fear; trembling, timid, anxious about I knew not what: it felt as if everything in the heavens above and the earth below could harm me; as if the heavens and the earth were merely vast jaws of a devouring monster, in which I, trembling, waited to be consumed."

"Full of such humor, and perhaps the miserablest man in the whole French Capital or Suburbs, was I, one sultry Dog-day, after much perambulation, toiling along the dirty little Rue Saint-Thomas de l'Enfer, among civic rubbish enough, in a close atmosphere, and over pavements hot as Nebuchadnezzar's Furnace; whereby doubtless my spirits were little cheered; when, all at once, there rose a Thought in me, and I asked myself: 'What art thou afraid of? Wherefore, like a coward, dost thou forever pip and whimper, and go cowering and trembling? Despicable biped! what is the sum-total of the worst that lies before thee? Death? Well, Death; and say the pangs of Tophet too, and all that the Devil and Man may, will or can do against thee! Hast thou not a heart; canst thou not suffer whatsoever it be; and, as a Child of Freedom, though outcast, trample Tophet itself under thy feet, while it consumes thee? Let it come, then; I will meet it and defy it!' And as I so thought, there rushed like a stream of fire over my whole soul; and I shook base Fear away from me forever. I was strong, of unknown strength; a spirit, almost a god. Ever from that time, the temper of my misery was changed: not Fear or whining Sorrow was it, but Indignation and grim fire-eyed Defiance.

"Filled with such humor, and probably the most miserable person in the whole French Capital or its suburbs, I found myself, one sweltering summer day, trudging down the filthy little Rue Saint-Thomas de l'Enfer, surrounded by enough civic debris in a stuffy atmosphere, and walking on pavement as hot as Nebuchadnezzar's furnace; which certainly didn’t help my spirits. Then, all of a sudden, a thought struck me, and I asked myself: 'What are you afraid of? Why, like a coward, do you always complain and tremble? Pathetic human! What’s the absolute worst that could happen? Death? Okay, death; and let’s add the pains of hell too, and everything that the Devil and humans can do against you! Don’t you have a heart? Can’t you endure whatever it is? And as a Child of Freedom, even if cast out, can’t you trample hell itself beneath your feet while it consumes you? Let it come, then; I will face it and challenge it!' And as I thought that, a wave of fire rushed through my entire soul; and I shook off base Fear from me forever. I felt strong, with a strength I never knew existed; a spirit, almost like a god. Ever since that moment, the nature of my misery changed: it wasn’t Fear or whiny Sorrow anymore, but Indignation and fierce, fiery Defiance."

"Thus had the EVERLASTING NO (das ewige Nein) pealed authoritatively through all the recesses of my Being, of my ME; and then was it that my whole ME stood up, in native God-created majesty, and with emphasis recorded its Protest. Such a Protest, the most important transaction in Life, may that same Indignation and Defiance, in a psychological point of view, be fitly called. The Everlasting No had said: 'Behold, thou art fatherless, outcast, and the Universe is mine (the Devil's);' to which my whole Me now made answer: 'I am not thine, but Free, and forever hate thee!'

"Thus had the EVERLASTING NO (das ewige Nein) resounded authoritatively through all the depths of my Being, of my ME; and it was then that my entire ME rose up, in its inherent God-given majesty, and emphatically registered its Protest. Such a Protest, the most significant event in Life, may rightly reflect that same Indignation and Defiance from a psychological perspective. The Everlasting No had proclaimed: 'Look, you are fatherless, outcast, and the Universe is mine (the Devil's);' to which my whole Me now responded: 'I am not yours, but Free, and will always hate you!'

"It is from this hour that I incline to date my Spiritual New-birth, or Baphometic Fire-baptism; perhaps I directly thereupon began to be a Man."

"It is from this moment that I choose to mark my Spiritual New Birth, or Baphometic Fire Baptism; perhaps that was when I truly started to become a Man."





CHAPTER VIII. CENTRE OF INDIFFERENCE.

Though, after this "Baphometic Fire-baptism" of his, our Wanderer signifies that his Unrest was but increased; as, indeed, "Indignation and Defiance," especially against things in general, are not the most peaceable inmates; yet can the Psychologist surmise that it was no longer a quite hopeless Unrest; that henceforth it had at least a fixed centre to revolve round. For the fire-baptized soul, long so scathed and thunder-riven, here feels its own Freedom, which feeling is its Baphometic Baptism: the citadel of its whole kingdom it has thus gained by assault, and will keep inexpugnable; outwards from which the remaining dominions, not indeed without hard battling, will doubtless by degrees be conquered and pacificated. Under another figure, we might say, if in that great moment, in the Rue Saint-Thomas de l'Enfer, the old inward Satanic School was not yet thrown out of doors, it received peremptory judicial notice to quit;—whereby, for the rest, its howl-chantings, Ernulphus-cursings, and rebellious gnashings of teeth, might, in the mean while, become only the more tumultuous, and difficult to keep secret.

After this "Baphomet Fire-baptism," our Wanderer indicates that his restlessness only intensified; indeed, "Indignation and Defiance," especially towards everything in general, aren’t exactly peaceful companions. However, a psychologist might guess that this restlessness was no longer completely hopeless; from now on, it at least had a central focus to revolve around. For the fire-baptized soul, long scarred and struck by lightning, now feels its own Freedom, which is its Baphomet Baptism: through this, it has captured the stronghold of its entire kingdom and will defend it fiercely; outward from here, the remaining territories will surely be conquered and tamed, though not without tough battles. In another sense, we could say that at that pivotal moment, in the Rue Saint-Thomas de l'Enfer, the old inner Satanic School hadn’t been completely expelled yet, but it received a firm notice to leave;—as a result, for the time being, its howling chants, Ernulphus curses, and rebellious gnashing of teeth might become even more chaotic and harder to conceal.

Accordingly, if we scrutinize these Pilgrimings well, there is perhaps discernible henceforth a certain incipient method in their madness. Not wholly as a Spectre does Teufelsdrockh now storm through the world; at worst as a spectra-fighting Man, nay who will one day be a Spectre-queller. If pilgriming restlessly to so many "Saints' Wells," and ever without quenching of his thirst, he nevertheless finds little secular wells, whereby from time to time some alleviation is ministered. In a word, he is now, if not ceasing, yet intermitting to "eat his own heart;" and clutches round him outwardly on the NOT-ME for wholesomer food. Does not the following glimpse exhibit him in a much more natural state?

If we take a close look at these pilgrimages, we can perhaps see a certain emerging method in their madness. Teufelsdrockh is not just roaming the world like a ghost; at worst, he's a man fighting specters, who will one day banish them. Though he restlessly wanders to many "Saints' Wells," never truly quenching his thirst, he still manages to find a few secular wells that offer him some relief from time to time. In short, he is now, if not stopping, at least taking breaks from "eating his own heart;" and instead, he reaches for the NOT-ME as a source of healthier sustenance. Doesn't the glimpse that follows show him in a much more natural state?

"Towns also and Cities, especially the ancient, I failed not to look upon with interest. How beautiful to see thereby, as through a long vista, into the remote Time; to have, as it were, an actual section of almost the earliest Past brought safe into the Present, and set before your eyes! There, in that old City, was a live ember of Culinary Fire put down, say only two thousand years ago; and there, burning more or less triumphantly, with such fuel as the region yielded, it has burnt, and still burns, and thou thyself seest the very smoke thereof. Ah! and the far more mysterious live ember of Vital Fire was then also put down there; and still miraculously burns and spreads; and the smoke and ashes thereof (in these Judgment-Halls and Churchyards), and its bellows-engines (in these Churches), thou still seest; and its flame, looking out from every kind countenance, and every hateful one, still warms thee or scorches thee.

I also found towns and cities, especially the ancient ones, fascinating. It’s beautiful to see, like looking through a long tunnel, into a distant time; to have a real piece of almost the earliest past brought safely into the present, right in front of you! There, in that old city, was a live ember of culinary fire, set down maybe two thousand years ago; and there, still burning with whatever fuel the area provided, it continues to burn, and you can see the very smoke from it. Ah! And the even more mysterious live ember of life was also set down there; it still miraculously burns and spreads; and you can still see its smoke and ashes (in these courthouses and graveyards), and its bellows (in these churches); and its flame, showing from every kind of face, both pleasant and unpleasant, still warms you or scorches you.

"Of Man's Activity and Attainment the chief results are aeriform, mystic, and preserved in Tradition only: such are his Forms of Government, with the Authority they rest on; his Customs, or Fashions both of Cloth-habits and of Soul-habits; much more his collective stock of Handicrafts, the whole Faculty he has acquired of manipulating Nature: all these things, as indispensable and priceless as they are, cannot in any way be fixed under lock and key, but must flit, spirit-like, on impalpable vehicles, from Father to Son; if you demand sight of them, they are nowhere to be met with. Visible Ploughmen and Hammermen there have been, ever from Cain and Tubal-cain downwards: but where does your accumulated Agricultural, Metallurgic, and other Manufacturing SKILL lie warehoused? It transmits itself on the atmospheric air, on the sun's rays (by Hearing and by Vision); it is a thing aeriform, impalpable, of quite spiritual sort. In like manner, ask me not, Where are the LAWS; where is the GOVERNMENT? In vain wilt thou go to Schonbrunn, to Downing Street, to the Palais Bourbon; thou findest nothing there but brick or stone houses, and some bundles of Papers tied with tape. Where, then, is that same cunningly devised almighty GOVERNMENT of theirs to be laid hands on? Everywhere, yet nowhere: seen only in its works, this too is a thing aeriform, invisible; or if you will, mystic and miraculous. So spiritual (geistig) is our whole daily Life: all that we do springs out of Mystery, Spirit, invisible Force; only like a little Cloud-image, or Armida's Palace, air-built, does the Actual body itself forth from the great mystic Deep.

"Man's main achievements and activities are intangible, mysterious, and mostly carried on through Tradition: these include his Forms of Government and the Authority they are based on; his Customs, or Fashion, both in clothing and in values; and especially his wide range of Skills, the entire ability he has developed to work with Nature: all of these things, as essential and invaluable as they are, can't be locked away but must float, like spirits, on subtle means, from Father to Son; if you try to see them, they're nowhere to be found. There have always been visible Farmers and Craftsmen, from Cain and Tubal-cain onward: but where is the accumulated Agricultural, Metallurgical, and other Manufacturing SKILL stored? It transmits itself through the air, on sunlight (through Hearing and Vision); it is intangible, ethereal, quite spiritual in nature. Similarly, don’t ask me, Where are the LAWS; where is the GOVERNMENT? You could search in Schonbrunn, in Downing Street, in the Palais Bourbon; you would find nothing there but brick or stone buildings and some bundles of Papers tied together. So, where can you physically find that cleverly crafted, powerful GOVERNMENT of theirs? It exists everywhere, yet nowhere: seen only in what it accomplishes, this too is intangible, invisible; or if you prefer, mysterious and miraculous. Our entire daily Life is spiritual (geistig): everything we do arises from Mystery, Spirit, invisible Forces; only like a fleeting Cloud-image, or Armida's Palace, built of air, does the actual body emerge from the vast mystical Depth."

"Visible and tangible products of the Past, again, I reckon up to the extent of three: Cities, with their Cabinets and Arsenals; then tilled Fields, to either or to both of which divisions Roads with their Bridges may belong; and thirdly—Books. In which third truly, the last invented, lies a worth far surpassing that of the two others. Wondrous indeed is the virtue of a true Book. Not like a dead city of stones, yearly crumbling, yearly needing repair; more like a tilled field, but then a spiritual field: like a spiritual tree, let me rather say, it stands from year to year, and from age to age (we have Books that already number some hundred and fifty human ages); and yearly comes its new produce of leaves (Commentaries, Deductions, Philosophical, Political Systems; or were it only Sermons, Pamphlets, Journalistic Essays), every one of which is talismanic and thaumaturgic, for it can persuade men. O thou who art able to write a Book, which once in the two centuries or oftener there is a man gifted to do, envy not him whom they name City-builder, and inexpressibly pity him whom they name Conqueror or City-burner! Thou too art a Conqueror and Victor; but of the true sort, namely over the Devil: thou too hast built what will outlast all marble and metal, and be a wonder-bringing City of the Mind, a Temple and Seminary and Prophetic Mount, whereto all kindreds of the Earth will pilgrim.—Fool! why journeyest thou wearisomely, in thy antiquarian fervor, to gaze on the stone pyramids of Geeza, or the clay ones of Sacchara? These stand there, as I can tell thee, idle and inert, looking over the Desert, foolishly enough, for the last three thousand years: but canst thou not open thy Hebrew BIBLE, then, or even Luther's Version thereof?"

"Visible and tangible products of the Past, I count three: Cities, with their Cabinets and Arsenals; then cultivated Fields, to either or both of which Roads with their Bridges may belong; and thirdly—Books. In this third, which is the most recent invention, there is a value that far exceeds the other two. Truly, the power of a genuine Book is remarkable. Unlike a dead city made of stone, which decays each year and constantly needs fixing; more like a cultivated field, but a spiritual one: let me say a spiritual tree instead, it remains standing year after year, and age after age (we have Books that have existed for over a hundred and fifty human ages); and each year it produces new leaves (Commentaries, Deductions, Philosophical, Political Systems; or even just Sermons, Pamphlets, Journalistic Essays), each one of which is magical and transformative, as it can persuade people. O you who can write a Book, which occurs once in two centuries or even more, don’t envy the City-builder, and profoundly pity the Conqueror or the City-burner! You too are a Conqueror and Victor; but of the true kind, namely over the Devil: you have built something that will outlast all marble and metal, a wondrous City of the Mind, a Temple and School and Prophetic Mountain, to which all the nations of the Earth will come as pilgrims.—Fool! why do you exhaust yourself, in your love for antiquities, to look at the stone pyramids of Giza, or the clay ones of Saqqara? These stand there, as I can tell you, idle and unchanging, gazing over the Desert, foolishly enough, for the last three thousand years: but can't you open your Hebrew BIBLE, or even Luther's version of it?"

No less satisfactory is his sudden appearance not in Battle, yet on some Battle-field; which, we soon gather, must be that of Wagram; so that here, for once, is a certain approximation to distinctness of date. Omitting much, let us impart what follows:—

No less satisfying is his sudden appearance not in battle, yet on some battlefield; which, we quickly realize, must be that of Wagram; so that here, for once, is a clear hint at the date. Skipping over a lot, let us share what comes next:—

"Horrible enough! A whole Marchfeld strewed with shell-splinters, cannon-shot, ruined tumbrils, and dead men and horses; stragglers still remaining not so much as buried. And those red mould heaps; ay, there lie the Shells of Men, out of which all the Life and Virtue has been blown; and now are they swept together, and crammed down out of sight, like blown Egg-shells!—Did Nature, when she bade the Donau bring down his mould-cargoes from the Carinthian and Carpathian Heights, and spread them out here into the softest, richest level,—intend thee, O Marchfeld, for a corn-bearing Nursery, whereon her children might be nursed; or for a Cockpit, wherein they might the more commodiously be throttled and tattered? Were thy three broad Highways, meeting here from the ends of Europe, made for Ammunition-wagons, then? Were thy Wagrams and Stillfrieds but so many ready-built Casemates, wherein the house of Hapsburg might batter with artillery, and with artillery be battered? Konig Ottokar, amid yonder hillocks, dies under Rodolf's truncheon; here Kaiser Franz falls a-swoon under Napoleon's: within which five centuries, to omit the others, how has thy breast, fair Plain, been defaced and defiled! The greensward is torn up and trampled down; man's fond care of it, his fruit-trees, hedge-rows, and pleasant dwellings, blown away with gunpowder; and the kind seedfield lies a desolate, hideous Place of Skulls.—Nevertheless, Nature is at work; neither shall these Powder-Devilkins with their utmost devilry gainsay her: but all that gore and carnage will be shrouded in, absorbed into manure; and next year the Marchfeld will be green, nay greener. Thrifty unwearied Nature, ever out of our great waste educing some little profit of thy own,—how dost thou, from the very carcass of the Killer, bring Life for the Living!

Horrible enough! A whole Marchfeld scattered with shell fragments, cannon fire, destroyed carts, and dead men and horses; stragglers still lying around unburied. And those red mounds; yes, there lie the remains of men, from which all life and virtue have been blown away; and now they are gathered together and shoved out of sight, like shattered eggshells! Did Nature, when she told the Danube to bring down its soil from the Carinthian and Carpathian heights and spread it out here into the softest, richest land, mean for you, O Marchfeld, to be a nursery for growing crops to nourish her children; or a battleground, where they might be more conveniently killed and destroyed? Were your three wide highways, coming together here from all over Europe, made for ammunition wagons? Were your Wagrams and Stillfrieds just ready-made fortifications, where the house of Habsburg could fire artillery and be fired upon in return? King Ottokar dies among those hillocks under Rudolf’s club; here Kaiser Franz falls unconscious under Napoleon’s: within these five centuries, to skip over the others, how has your beautiful plain been marred and stained! The grass has been torn up and trampled down; man's loving care of it, his fruit trees, hedges, and pleasant homes, blown away with gunpowder; and the once-thriving field lies a desolate, horrific Place of Skulls. Yet Nature is at work; neither will these Powder-Devils with their utmost destructiveness deny her: all that blood and carnage will be concealed and absorbed into the earth; and next year the Marchfeld will be lush, even greener. Resourceful, tireless Nature, always extracting some small benefit from our great waste—how do you, from the very carcass of the Killer, bring Life for the Living!

"What, speaking in quite unofficial language, is the net purport and upshot of war? To my own knowledge, for example, there dwell and toil, in the British village of Dumdrudge, usually some five hundred souls. From these, by certain 'Natural Enemies' of the French, there are successively selected, during the French war, say thirty able-bodied men; Dumdrudge, at her own expense, has suckled and nursed them: she has, not without difficulty and sorrow, fed them up to manhood, and even trained them to crafts, so that one can weave, another build, another hammer, and the weakest can stand under thirty stone avoirdupois. Nevertheless, amid much weeping and swearing, they are selected; all dressed in red; and shipped away, at the public charges, some two thousand miles, or say only to the south of Spain; and fed there till wanted. And now to that same spot, in the south of Spain, are thirty similar French artisans, from a French Dumdrudge, in like manner wending: till at length, after infinite effort, the two parties come into actual juxtaposition; and Thirty stands fronting Thirty, each with a gun in his hand. Straightaway the word 'Fire!' is given; and they blow the souls out of one another; and in place of sixty brisk useful craftsmen, the world has sixty dead carcasses, which it must bury, and anew shed tears for. Had these men any quarrel? Busy as the Devil is, not the smallest! They lived far enough apart; were the entirest strangers; nay, in so wide a Universe, there was even, unconsciously, by Commerce, some mutual helpfulness between them. How then? Simpleton! their Governors had fallen out; and instead of shooting one another, had the cunning to make these poor blockheads shoot.—Alas, so is it in Deutschland, and hitherto in all other lands; still as of old, 'what devilry soever Kings do, the Greeks must pay the piper!'—In that fiction of the English Smollett, it is true, the final Cessation of War is perhaps prophetically shadowed forth; where the two Natural Enemies, in person, take each a Tobacco-pipe, filled with Brimstone; light the same, and smoke in one another's faces, till the weaker gives in: but from such predicted Peace-Era, what blood-filled trenches, and contentious centuries, may still divide us!"

What is the real outcome and impact of war, to put it plainly? For example, in the British village of Dumdrudge, there are usually about five hundred people living and working. From this population, during the French war, around thirty able-bodied men are selected by certain ‘Natural Enemies’ of the French. Dumdrudge, at its own expense, has raised them: it has, not without struggle and sadness, fed them until they grew up and even taught them trades, so that one can weave, another can build, another can hammer, and the weakest among them can carry thirty stone. Yet, amidst much crying and cursing, they are chosen, dressed in red, and sent off, at public expense, some two thousand miles away, or just to southern Spain, where they are fed until needed. Now, to that same place in southern Spain, thirty similar French workers, from a French Dumdrudge, are heading there as well: after a great deal of effort, the two groups finally face each other; and thirty confronts thirty, each with a gun in hand. Immediately, the order ‘Fire!’ is given, and they shoot each other to death; instead of having sixty skilled and useful workers, the world is left with sixty lifeless bodies that must be buried, while tears are shed once more. Did these men have any real conflict? Not a chance! They lived far apart, were complete strangers; in fact, across the vast universe, commerce brought them some unwitting mutual benefit. So how did this happen? Fool! Their leaders had quarreled; and instead of fighting each other, they cleverly made these poor fools do the fighting. Alas, this is how it is in Germany, and so far in every other country; just like before, ‘whatever mischief the kings cause, the common people must pay for it!’ In that fiction by the English writer Smollett, it is true, the eventual end of war is perhaps foreshadowed; where the two Natural Enemies each take a tobacco pipe filled with brimstone, light it, and smoke in each other’s faces until the weaker one gives in: but from that predicted era of peace, what blood-soaked battlefields and years of conflict might still lie ahead!

Thus can the Professor, at least in lucid intervals, look away from his own sorrows, over the many-colored world, and pertinently enough note what is passing there. We may remark, indeed, that for the matter of spiritual culture, if for nothing else, perhaps few periods of his life were richer than this. Internally, there is the most momentous instructive Course of Practical Philosophy, with Experiments, going on; towards the right comprehension of which his Peripatetic habits, favorable to Meditation, might help him rather than hinder. Externally, again, as he wanders to and fro, there are, if for the longing heart little substance, yet for the seeing eye sights enough in these so boundless Travels of his, granting that the Satanic School was even partially kept down, what an incredible knowledge of our Planet, and its Inhabitants and their Works, that is to say, of all knowable things, might not Teufelsdrockh acquire!

Thus, the Professor, at least during his clearer moments, can look beyond his own troubles to the vibrant world and keenly observe what’s happening around him. It's worth noting that when it comes to spiritual growth, perhaps few times in his life were as enriching as this one. Internally, there’s a significant and practical course in Philosophy, filled with experiments, taking place; his wandering habits, which are conducive to reflection, might actually assist him rather than impede him in grasping it. Externally, as he roams about, there may be little substance for the yearning heart, but for the observant eye, there are plenty of sights to see in these vast travels of his. Assuming the Satanic School was kept in check to some extent, just think about the incredible knowledge about our planet, its inhabitants, and their creations—basically, everything knowable—that Teufelsdrockh could gain!

"I have read in most Public Libraries," says he, "including those of Constantinople and Samarcand: in most Colleges, except the Chinese Mandarin ones, I have studied, or seen that there was no studying. Unknown Languages have I oftenest gathered from their natural repertory, the Air, by my organ of Hearing; Statistics, Geographics, Topographics came, through the Eye, almost of their own accord. The ways of Man, how he seeks food, and warmth, and protection for himself, in most regions, are ocularly known to me. Like the great Hadrian, I meted out much of the terraqueous Globe with a pair of Compasses that belonged to myself only.

"I've read in most public libraries," he says, "including those in Constantinople and Samarkand. I've studied in most colleges, except for the Chinese Mandarin ones, where I saw little to no studying. I've often picked up unknown languages from their natural source, the air, through my sense of hearing; statistics, geography, and topography came to me visually, almost effortlessly. I know how people seek food, warmth, and protection for themselves in most places simply by seeing it. Like the great Hadrian, I measured out much of the earth with a compass that was mine alone."

"Of great Scenes why speak? Three summer days, I lingered reflecting, and even composing (dichtete), by the Pine-chasms of Vaucluse; and in that clear Lakelet moistened my bread. I have sat under the Palm-trees of Tadmor; smoked a pipe among the ruins of Babylon. The great Wall of China I have seen; and can testify that it is of gray brick, coped and covered with granite, and shows only second-rate masonry.—Great Events, also, have not I witnessed? Kings sweated down (ausgemergelt) into Berlin-and-Milan Customhouse-Officers; the World well won, and the World well lost; oftener than once a hundred thousand individuals shot (by each other) in one day. All kindreds and peoples and nations dashed together, and shifted and shovelled into heaps, that they might ferment there, and in time unite. The birth-pangs of Democracy, wherewith convulsed Europe was groaning in cries that reached Heaven, could not escape me.

"Why talk about great scenes? I spent three summer days just thinking and creating by the Pine-chasms of Vaucluse; I even soaked my bread in that clear little lake. I’ve sat under the palm trees of Tadmor and smoked a pipe among the ruins of Babylon. I’ve seen the Great Wall of China and can confirm that it’s made of gray bricks, topped and covered with granite, showing only average craftsmanship. — And what about great events? I’ve seen kings reduced to nothing by customs officers in Berlin and Milan; I’ve witnessed the world gained and lost; more than once, a hundred thousand people shot at each other in a single day. All kinds of families, peoples, and nations collided, mixing and thrown into piles, ready to ferment and eventually unite. I couldn’t miss the birth pains of Democracy, as Europe groaned in cries that reached Heaven."

"For great Men I have ever had the warmest predilection; and can perhaps boast that few such in this era have wholly escaped me. Great Men are the inspired (speaking and acting) Texts of that divine BOOK OF REVELATIONS, whereof a Chapter is completed from epoch to epoch, and by some named HISTORY; to which inspired Texts your numerous talented men, and your innumerable untalented men, are the better or worse exegetic Commentaries, and wagon-load of too-stupid, heretical or orthodox, weekly Sermons. For my study, the inspired Texts themselves! Thus did not I, in very early days, having disguised me as tavern-waiter, stand behind the field-chairs, under that shady Tree at Treisnitz by the Jena Highway; waiting upon the great Schiller and greater Goethe; and hearing what I have not forgotten. For—"

"I’ve always had a strong preference for great people, and I can confidently say that few have escaped my attention in this era. Great people are the inspired (speaking and acting) Texts of that divine BOOK OF REVELATIONS, with a Chapter completed from age to age, which some call HISTORY. Your many talented individuals and countless untalented ones serve as better or worse interpretive Commentaries and a mixed bag of foolish, heretical, or orthodox weekly Sermons. For me, it’s all about the inspired Texts themselves! So, wasn't it true that in my early days, disguised as a tavern waiter, I stood behind the field chairs under that shady Tree at Treisnitz by the Jena Highway? I was waiting on the great Schiller and even greater Goethe, soaking in what I have never forgotten. For—"

—But at this point the Editor recalls his principle of caution, some time ago laid down, and must suppress much. Let not the sacredness of Laurelled, still more, of Crowned Heads, be tampered with. Should we, at a future day, find circumstances altered, and the time come for Publication, then may these glimpses into the privacy of the Illustrious be conceded; which for the present were little better than treacherous, perhaps traitorous Eavesdroppings. Of Lord Byron, therefore, of Pope Pius, Emperor Tarakwang, and the "White Water-roses" (Chinese Carbonari) with their mysteries, no notice here! Of Napoleon himself we shall only, glancing from afar, remark that Teufelsdrockh's relation to him seems to have been of very varied character. At first we find our poor Professor on the point of being shot as a spy; then taken into private conversation, even pinched on the ear, yet presented with no money; at last indignantly dismissed, almost thrown out of doors, as an "Ideologist." "He himself," says the Professor, "was among the completest Ideologists, at least Ideopraxists: in the Idea (in der Idee) he lived, moved and fought. The man was a Divine Missionary, though unconscious of it; and preached, through the cannon's throat, that great doctrine, La carriere ouverte aux talens (The Tools to him that can handle them), which is our ultimate Political Evangel, wherein alone can liberty lie. Madly enough he preached, it is true, as Enthusiasts and first Missionaries are wont, with imperfect utterance, amid much frothy rant; yet as articulately perhaps as the case admitted. Or call him, if you will, an American Backwoodsman, who had to fell unpenetrated forests, and battle with innumerable wolves, and did not entirely forbear strong liquor, rioting, and even theft; whom, notwithstanding, the peaceful Sower will follow, and, as he cuts the boundless harvest, bless."

—But at this point, the Editor remembers his principle of caution, established some time ago, and must hold back a lot. Let's not mess with the sacredness of Laurelled, and even more so, of Crowned Heads. If we find, at a later time, that circumstances have changed and it's time for Publication, then these insights into the private lives of the Illustrious might be allowed; for now, they're little better than sneaky, possibly traitorous eavesdropping. So, about Lord Byron, Pope Pius, Emperor Tarakwang, and the "White Water-roses" (Chinese Carbonari) with their secrets, there's nothing to report here! As for Napoleon, we will only briefly observe from a distance that Teufelsdrockh's interaction with him seemed to be quite varied. At first, our poor Professor is almost shot as a spy; then he’s taken for a private chat, even having his ear pinched, but given no money; finally, he’s indignantly dismissed, nearly thrown out as an "Ideologist." "He himself," the Professor says, "was among the most complete Ideologists, or at least Ideopraxists: he lived, moved, and fought in the Idea. The man was a Divine Missionary, though unaware of it, and preached, through the cannon's mouth, that great doctrine, La carrière ouverte aux talents (The Tools to him that can handle them), which is our ultimate Political Evangel, where true liberty lies. He preached somewhat frantically, it’s true, like Enthusiasts and first Missionaries tend to do, with imperfect speech, amidst a lot of frothy rants; yet perhaps as clearly as the situation allowed. Or call him, if you prefer, an American Backwoodsman, who had to cut down dense forests and fight off countless wolves, while not completely avoiding strong drink, revelry, and even theft; yet still, the peaceful Sower will follow him, and as he harvests the boundless crops, bless."

More legitimate and decisively authentic is Teufelsdrockh's appearance and emergence (we know not well whence) in the solitude of the North Cape, on that June Midnight. He has a "light-blue Spanish cloak" hanging round him, as his "most commodious, principal, indeed sole upper-garment;" and stands there, on the World-promontory, looking over the infinite Brine, like a little blue Belfry (as we figure), now motionless indeed, yet ready, if stirred, to ring quaintest changes.

Teufelsdrockh's appearance and emergence (we're not quite sure where he came from) in the solitude of the North Cape on that June Midnight is more legitimate and genuinely authentic. He’s wearing a "light-blue Spanish cloak" draped around him as his "most convenient, main, and indeed only outer garment;" and stands there on the World-promontory, gazing over the endless sea, like a little blue bell tower (as we imagine), now completely still, yet prepared to ring the most unusual changes if prompted.

"Silence as of death," writes he; "for Midnight, even in the Arctic latitudes, has its character: nothing but the granite cliffs ruddy-tinged, the peaceable gurgle of that slow-heaving Polar Ocean, over which in the utmost North the great Sun hangs low and lazy, as if he too were slumbering. Yet is his cloud-couch wrought of crimson and cloth-of-gold; yet does his light stream over the mirror of waters, like a tremulous fire-pillar, shooting downwards to the abyss, and hide itself under my feet. In such moments, Solitude also is invaluable; for who would speak, or be looked on, when behind him lies all Europe and Africa, fast asleep, except the watchmen; and before him the silent Immensity, and Palace of the Eternal, whereof our Sun is but a porch-lamp?

"Silence like death," he writes; "for Midnight, even in the Arctic regions, has its own vibe: nothing but the granite cliffs glowing red, the gentle gurgle of the slowly rolling Polar Ocean, over which in the far North the great Sun hangs low and lazy, as if he too were asleep. Yet his cloud couch is made of crimson and gold; yet his light spills over the surface of the water, like a flickering pillar of fire, shooting down into the depths, hiding beneath my feet. In such moments, Solitude is also priceless; for who would want to talk or be seen, when all of Europe and Africa lies fast asleep behind him, except for the watchmen; and before him the silent Vastness, and Palace of the Eternal, of which our Sun is merely a porch light?

"Nevertheless, in this solemn moment comes a man, or monster, scrambling from among the rock-hollows; and, shaggy, huge as the Hyperborean Bear, hails me in Russian speech: most probably, therefore, a Russian Smuggler. With courteous brevity, I signify my indifference to contraband trade, my humane intentions, yet strong wish to be private. In vain: the monster, counting doubtless on his superior stature, and minded to make sport for himself, or perhaps profit, were it with murder, continues to advance; ever assailing me with his importunate train-oil breath; and now has advanced, till we stand both on the verge of the rock, the deep Sea rippling greedily down below. What argument will avail? On the thick Hyperborean, cherubic reasoning, seraphic eloquence were lost. Prepared for such extremity, I, deftly enough, whisk aside one step; draw out, from my interior reservoirs, a sufficient Birmingham Horse-pistol, and say, 'Be so obliging as retire, Friend (Er ziehe sich zuruck, Freund), and with promptitude!' This logic even the Hyperborean understands: fast enough, with apologetic, petitionary growl, he sidles off; and, except for suicidal as well as homicidal purposes, need not return.

"Yet, in this serious moment, a man—or perhaps a monster—comes scrambling out from the rocky crevices; shaggy and as massive as the Hyperborean Bear, he greets me in Russian: most likely a Russian smuggler. With polite brevity, I express my disinterest in illegal trade, my good intentions, and a strong desire for privacy. But it’s useless: the monster, probably counting on his size and looking to entertain himself or maybe gain something, even if it’s through violence, keeps coming closer; he assaults me with his overpowering smell of train oil, and now we’re both at the edge of the rocks, the deep sea rippling hungrily below. What argument could work? On the thick-headed Hyperborean, even angelic reasoning and eloquent speech would fall flat. Prepared for this extreme situation, I quickly step aside, pull out a decent Birmingham horse pistol from my inner pocket, and say, 'Please be so kind as to step back, friend (Er ziehe sich zuruck, Freund), and do it quickly!' This logic even the Hyperborean understands: quickly enough, with an apologetic, pleading growl, he backs off; and, aside from any intentions of self-destruction or violence, he shouldn’t return."

"Such I hold to be the genuine use of Gunpowder: that it makes all men alike tall. Nay, if thou be cooler, cleverer than I, if thou have more Mind, though all but no Body whatever, then canst thou kill me first, and art the taller. Hereby, at last, is the Goliath powerless, and the David resistless; savage Animalism is nothing, inventive Spiritualism is all.

"That's how I see the true purpose of gunpowder: it makes everyone equally powerful. If you’re cooler or smarter than I am, if you have more skill, even without a strong body, then you could take me down first, and you’d come out on top. In the end, the giant is powerless and the underdog is unstoppable; raw brute force means nothing, while creative spirit means everything."

"With respect to Duels, indeed, I have my own ideas. Few things, in this so surprising world, strike me with more surprise. Two little visual Spectra of men, hovering with insecure enough cohesion in the midst of the UNFATHOMABLE, and to dissolve therein, at any rate, very soon,—make pause at the distance of twelve paces asunder; whirl round; and, simultaneously by the cunningest mechanism, explode one another into Dissolution; and off-hand become Air, and Non-extant! Deuce on it (verdammt), the little spitfires!—Nay, I think with old Hugo von Trimberg: 'God must needs laugh outright, could such a thing be, to see his wondrous Manikins here below.'"

"Regarding duels, I definitely have my own thoughts. Few things in this astonishing world surprise me more. Two tiny images of men, barely holding together in the midst of the UNFATHOMABLE, ready to vanish at any moment—stop twelve paces apart, spin around, and, using the cleverest mechanism, blow each other to bits; and just like that, become air and cease to exist! Damn it, those little firecrackers!—I agree with old Hugo von Trimberg: 'God must laugh out loud if such a thing were to happen, watching his amazing puppets down here.'"

But amid these specialties, let us not forget the great generality, which is our chief quest here: How prospered the inner man of Teufelsdrockh, under so much outward shifting! Does Legion still lurk in him, though repressed; or has he exorcised that Devil's Brood? We can answer that the symptoms continue promising. Experience is the grand spiritual Doctor; and with him Teufelsdrockh has now been long a patient, swallowing many a bitter bolus. Unless our poor Friend belong to the numerous class of Incurables, which seems not likely, some cure will doubtless be effected. We should rather say that Legion, or the Satanic School, was now pretty well extirpated and cast out, but next to nothing introduced in its room; whereby the heart remains, for the while, in a quiet but no comfortable state.

But amidst these specifics, let’s not forget the big picture, which is our main focus here: How is Teufelsdrockh’s inner self doing amid all this external change? Does his inner turmoil still linger, even though it's been suppressed; or has he managed to get rid of that darker side? We can say that the signs look promising. Experience is the ultimate spiritual healer; and Teufelsdrockh has been a patient of this doctor for a long time, enduring many tough lessons. Unless our unfortunate friend falls into the large group of hopeless cases, which doesn’t seem likely, some healing will surely happen. We might say that his inner demons, or the darker mentality, have mostly been removed, but not much has taken its place; as a result, his heart remains in a quiet yet uncomfortable condition for now.

"At length, after so much roasting," thus writes our Autobiographer, "I was what you might name calcined. Pray only that it be not rather, as is the more frequent issue, reduced to a caput-mortuum! But in any case, by mere dint of practice, I had grown familiar with many things. Wretchedness was still wretched; but I could now partly see through it, and despise it. Which highest mortal, in this inane Existence, had I not found a Shadow-hunter, or Shadow-hunted; and, when I looked through his brave garnitures, miserable enough? Thy wishes have all been sniffed aside, thought I: but what, had they even been all granted! Did not the Boy Alexander weep because he had not two Planets to conquer; or a whole Solar System; or after that, a whole Universe? Ach Gott, when I gazed into these Stars, have they not looked down on me as if with pity, from their serene spaces; like Eyes glistening with heavenly tears over the little lot of man! Thousands of human generations, all as noisy as our own, have been swallowed up of Time, and there remains no wreck of them any more; and Arcturus and Orion and Sirius and the Pleiades are still shining in their courses, clear and young, as when the Shepherd first noted them in the plain of Shinar. Pshaw! what is this paltry little Dog-cage of an Earth; what art thou that sittest whining there? Thou art still Nothing, Nobody: true; but who, then, is Something, Somebody? For thee the Family of Man has no use; it rejects thee; thou art wholly as a dissevered limb: so be it; perhaps it is better so!"

"Finally, after being roasted for so long," our Autobiographer writes, "I was what you'd call burnt to a crisp. Just hope I’m not, as often happens, reduced to a useless residue! But in any case, through sheer practice, I became familiar with many things. Misery was still miserable; but now I could see through it and even look down on it. Which so-called great person, in this pointless existence, hasn’t turned out to be either a seeker of shadows or a hunted one? And when I looked beneath their brave facades, weren’t they pretty miserable too? I thought to myself: you’ve dismissed all my wishes, but what if they had all been granted! Didn’t the Boy Alexander cry because he didn’t have two planets to conquer, or even an entire solar system, or after that, the whole universe? Oh God, when I stared into those stars, didn’t they look down on me with pity from their calm spaces, like eyes shimmering with heavenly tears over the small fate of humanity? Thousands of human generations, just as loud as ours, have been consumed by time, leaving no trace behind; yet Arcturus, Orion, Sirius, and the Pleiades still shine brightly in their paths, as clear and youthful as when the shepherd first saw them in the plains of Shinar. Ugh! What is this pathetic little dog kennel of an Earth; what are you doing whining there? You are still nothing, nobody: true; but who, then, is something, somebody? Humanity has no use for you; it rejects you; you’re like a severed limb: so be it; maybe that’s for the best!"

Too-heavy-laden Teufelsdrockh! Yet surely his bands are loosening; one day he will hurl the burden far from him, and bound forth free and with a second youth.

Too heavily burdened Teufelsdrockh! But surely his ties are loosening; one day he will throw the weight far from him and leap forth free, like he’s gained a second youth.

"This," says our Professor, "was the CENTRE OF INDIFFERENCE I had now reached; through which whoso travels from the Negative Pole to the Positive must necessarily pass."

"This," says our Professor, "is the CENTER OF INDIFFERENCE I've now reached; anyone traveling from the Negative Pole to the Positive must pass through here."





CHAPTER IX. THE EVERLASTING YEA.

"Temptations in the Wilderness!" exclaims Teufelsdrockh, "Have we not all to be tried with such? Not so easily can the old Adam, lodged in us by birth, be dispossessed. Our Life is compassed round with Necessity; yet is the meaning of Life itself no other than Freedom, than Voluntary Force: thus have we a warfare; in the beginning, especially, a hard-fought battle. For the God-given mandate, Work thou in Well-doing, lies mysteriously written, in Promethean Prophetic Characters, in our hearts; and leaves us no rest, night or day, till it be deciphered and obeyed; till it burn forth, in our conduct, a visible, acted Gospel of Freedom. And as the clay-given mandate, Eat thou and be filled, at the same time persuasively proclaims itself through every nerve,—must not there be a confusion, a contest, before the better Influence can become the upper?

"Temptations in the Wilderness!" exclaims Teufelsdrockh, "Do we not all have to face such challenges? The old Adam within us, instilled by birth, isn’t easily cast out. Our lives are surrounded by necessity; yet the true meaning of life is nothing but freedom, voluntary power: hence we engage in a struggle; especially at the beginning, it’s a tough battle. For the God-given command, Work thou in Well-doing, is mysteriously inscribed, in prophetic Promethean characters, in our hearts; and it gives us no peace, day or night, until it is understood and followed; until it shines through our actions as a visible, practiced Gospel of Freedom. And just as the basic command, Eat thou and be filled, simultaneously urges itself through every nerve—must there not be confusion, a conflict, before the better influence can prevail?"

"To me nothing seems more natural than that the Son of Man, when such God-given mandate first prophetically stirs within him, and the Clay must now be vanquished or vanquish,—should be carried of the spirit into grim Solitudes, and there fronting the Tempter do grimmest battle with him; defiantly setting him at naught till he yield and fly. Name it as we choose: with or without visible Devil, whether in the natural Desert of rocks and sands, or in the populous moral Desert of selfishness and baseness,—to such Temptation are we all called. Unhappy if we are not! Unhappy if we are but Half-men, in whom that divine handwriting has never blazed forth, all-subduing, in true sun-splendor; but quivers dubiously amid meaner lights: or smoulders, in dull pain, in darkness, under earthly vapors!—Our Wilderness is the wide World in an Atheistic Century; our Forty Days are long years of suffering and fasting: nevertheless, to these also comes an end. Yes, to me also was given, if not Victory, yet the consciousness of Battle, and the resolve to persevere therein while life or faculty is left. To me also, entangled in the enchanted forests, demon-peopled, doleful of sight and of sound, it was given, after weariest wanderings, to work out my way into the higher sunlit slopes—of that Mountain which has no summit, or whose summit is in Heaven only!"

"To me, nothing seems more natural than that the Son of Man, when such a God-given purpose first stirs within him, should be led by the spirit into lonely places, facing the Tempter in a fierce battle; defiantly disregarding him until he yields and flees. Call it what you will: with or without a visible Devil, whether in a natural desert of rocks and sand, or in the crowded moral desert of selfishness and dishonor—we are all called to such temptation. It’s sad if we are not! It’s sad if we are only Half-men, in whom that divine calling has never truly emerged, all-conquering, in brilliant light; but flickers uncertainly in lesser lights: or burns dimly, in painful obscurity, under earthly mists! Our wilderness is the wide world in an Atheistic era; our forty days are long years of suffering and fasting: yet, even this must come to an end. Yes, I too was given, if not Victory, then the awareness of Battle, and the determination to persist in it as long as life or ability remains. I too, entangled in enchanted forests, filled with demons and sorrowful sights and sounds, was able, after exhausting wanderings, to find my way into the brighter slopes of that Mountain which has no peak, or whose peak is only in Heaven!"

He says elsewhere, under a less ambitious figure; as figures are, once for all, natural to him: "Has not thy Life been that of most sufficient men (tuchtigen Manner) thou hast known in this generation? An outflush of foolish young Enthusiasm, like the first fallow-crop, wherein are as many weeds as valuable herbs: this all parched away, under the Droughts of practical and spiritual Unbelief, as Disappointment, in thought and act, often-repeated gave rise to Doubt, and Doubt gradually settled into Denial! If I have had a second-crop, and now see the perennial greensward, and sit under umbrageous cedars, which defy all Drought (and Doubt); herein too, be the Heavens praised, I am not without examples, and even exemplars."

He mentions elsewhere, with a simpler analogy, as analogies are, after all, natural to him: "Has your life not been like that of the most capable people you’ve known in this generation? A burst of foolish youthful enthusiasm, like the first crop, filled with as many weeds as valuable plants: this all dried up under the droughts of practical and spiritual disbelief, as disappointment, in thought and action, often repeated, gave rise to doubt, and doubt gradually turned into denial! If I’ve had a second crop, and now see the enduring green grass, and sit under shady cedars that resist all drought (and doubt); for this too, let heaven be praised, I am not without examples, and even role models."

So that, for Teufelsdrockh, also, there has been a "glorious revolution:" these mad shadow-hunting and shadow-hunted Pilgrimings of his were but some purifying "Temptation in the Wilderness," before his apostolic work (such as it was) could begin; which Temptation is now happily over, and the Devil once more worsted! Was "that high moment in the Rue de l'Enfer," then, properly the turning-point of the battle; when the Fiend said, Worship me, or be torn in shreds; and was answered valiantly with an Apage Satana?—Singular Teufelsdrockh, would thou hadst told thy singular story in plain words! But it is fruitless to look there, in those Paper-bags, for such. Nothing but innuendoes, figurative crotchets: a typical Shadow, fitfully wavering, prophetico-satiric; no clear logical Picture. "How paint to the sensual eye," asks he once, "what passes in the Holy-of-Holies of Man's Soul; in what words, known to these profane times, speak even afar-off of the unspeakable?" We ask in turn: Why perplex these times, profane as they are, with needless obscurity, by omission and by commission? Not mystical only is our Professor, but whimsical; and involves himself, now more than ever, in eye-bewildering chiaroscuro. Successive glimpses, here faithfully imparted, our more gifted readers must endeavor to combine for their own behoof.

For Teufelsdrockh, there has also been a "glorious revolution:" these wild searches for shadows and the shadows that pursued him were just a cleansing "Temptation in the Wilderness" before his apostolic work (however imperfect it may be) could begin; that Temptation is now thankfully over, and the Devil has been defeated once again! Was "that high moment in the Rue de l'Enfer," really the turning point of the battle; when the Fiend said, Worship me, or be torn to shreds; to which he bravely replied with an Apage Satana?—Strange Teufelsdrockh, if only you had told your unique story in straightforward words! But it’s pointless to look there, in those Paper-bags, for that. Only insinuations and figurative oddities: a typical Shadow, flickering intermittently, prophetic and satirical; no clear logical Picture. "How do I portray to the sensory eye," he once asked, "what occurs in the Holy-of-Holies of a Man's Soul; in what words, known to these secular times, can I hint at the unspeakable?" We ask in response: Why confuse these times, as profane as they may be, with unnecessary obscurity, through both omission and commission? Our Professor is not only mystical but also whimsical; and he entangles himself, now more than ever, in eye-bewildering chiaroscuro. Successive glimpses, faithfully shared here, our more insightful readers must strive to piece together for their own benefit.

He says: "The hot Harmattan wind had raged itself out; its howl went silent within me; and the long-deafened soul could now hear. I paused in my wild wanderings; and sat me down to wait, and consider; for it was as if the hour of change drew nigh. I seemed to surrender, to renounce utterly, and say: Fly, then, false shadows of Hope; I will chase you no more, I will believe you no more. And ye too, haggard spectres of Fear, I care not for you; ye too are all shadows and a lie. Let me rest here: for I am way-weary and life-weary; I will rest here, were it but to die: to die or to live is alike to me; alike insignificant."—And again: "Here, then, as I lay in that CENTRE OF INDIFFERENCE; cast, doubtless by benignant upper Influence, into a healing sleep, the heavy dreams rolled gradually away, and I awoke to a new Heaven and a new Earth. The first preliminary moral Act, Annihilation of Self (Selbst-todtung), had been happily accomplished; and my mind's eyes were now unsealed, and its hands ungyved."

He says: "The hot Harmattan wind had calmed down; its howl had gone silent inside me; and my long-deafened soul could finally hear. I stopped my wild wanderings and sat down to wait and reflect; it felt like the hour of change was approaching. I seemed to surrender, to completely renounce, and say: Go away, false shadows of Hope; I won't chase you anymore, I won't believe you anymore. And you too, worn-out spectres of Fear, I don't care about you; you are all just shadows and lies. Let me rest here: because I am exhausted from the way and from life; I will rest here, even if it's just to die: to die or to live is the same to me; both feel insignificant."—And again: "Here, then, as I lay in that CENTER OF INDIFFERENCE; cast, surely by some kind higher Influence, into a healing sleep, the heavy dreams slowly rolled away, and I woke up to a new Heaven and a new Earth. The first essential moral Act, Annihilation of Self (Selbst-todtung), had been successfully completed; and now my mind's eyes were opened, and its hands were freed."

Might we not also conjecture that the following passage refers to his Locality, during this same "healing sleep;" that his Pilgrim-staff lies cast aside here, on "the high table-land;" and indeed that the repose is already taking wholesome effect on him? If it were not that the tone, in some parts, has more of riancy, even of levity, than we could have expected! However, in Teufelsdrockh, there is always the strangest Dualism: light dancing, with guitar-music, will be going on in the fore-court, while by fits from within comes the faint whimpering of woe and wail. We transcribe the piece entire.

Might we also consider that the following passage refers to his location during this same "healing sleep;" that his Pilgrim-staff is abandoned here, on "the high table-land;" and that the rest is already having a positive effect on him? If it weren't for the fact that the tone, in some parts, sounds more cheerful, even a bit carefree, than we would have expected! Nevertheless, in Teufelsdrockh, there is always the strangest duality: lighthearted dancing, accompanied by guitar music, can be happening in the foreground, while occasionally from within comes the faint sound of sorrow and lament. We will transcribe the piece in its entirety.

"Beautiful it was to sit there, as in my skyey Tent, musing and meditating; on the high table-land, in front of the Mountains; over me, as roof, the azure Dome, and around me, for walls, four azure-flowing curtains,—namely, of the Four azure Winds, on whose bottom-fringes also I have seen gilding. And then to fancy the fair Castles that stood sheltered in these Mountain hollows; with their green flower-lawns, and white dames and damosels, lovely enough: or better still, the straw-roofed Cottages, wherein stood many a Mother baking bread, with her children round her:—all hidden and protectingly folded up in the valley-folds; yet there and alive, as sure as if I beheld them. Or to see, as well as fancy, the nine Towns and Villages, that lay round my mountain-seat, which, in still weather, were wont to speak to me (by their steeple-bells) with metal tongue; and, in almost all weather, proclaimed their vitality by repeated Smoke-clouds; whereon, as on a culinary horologe, I might read the hour of the day. For it was the smoke of cookery, as kind housewives at morning, midday, eventide, were boiling their husbands' kettles; and ever a blue pillar rose up into the air, successively or simultaneously, from each of the nine, saying, as plainly as smoke could say: Such and such a meal is getting ready here. Not uninteresting! For you have the whole Borough, with all its love-makings and scandal-mongeries, contentions and contentments, as in miniature, and could cover it all with your hat.—If, in my wide Way-farings, I had learned to look into the business of the World in its details, here perhaps was the place for combining it into general propositions, and deducing inferences therefrom.

It was beautiful to sit there, like in my sky tent, thinking and reflecting; on the high plateau, in front of the mountains; above me, as a roof, the blue sky, and around me, for walls, four flowing blue curtains—specifically, the Four Blue Winds, whose edges I’ve even seen glittering. And then to imagine the lovely castles nestled in these mountain valleys; with their green flower lawns, and beautiful women and maidens, quite lovely: or even better, the thatched cottages, where many a mother baked bread with her kids around her:—all hidden and safely tucked away in the folds of the valley; yet they were there and alive, as surely as if I could see them. Or to see, as well as imagine, the nine towns and villages that surrounded my mountain spot, which, on calm days, would talk to me (through their church bells) with their metallic voices; and, in almost all weather, showed their liveliness with plumes of smoke; with which, like a clock, I could tell the hour of the day. Because it was the smoke from cooking, as kind housewives at morning, noon, and evening were boiling their husbands’ pots; and always a blue column rose into the air, one after another or all together, from each of the nine, clearly saying: Meals are being prepared here. Quite interesting! Because you have the whole community, with all its romances and gossip, conflicts and joys, in miniature, and you could cover it all with your hat.—If, in my extensive travels, I had learned to look into the world’s details, here perhaps was the place to combine them into general ideas and draw conclusions from them.

"Often also could I see the black Tempest marching in anger through the Distance: round some Schreckhorn, as yet grim-blue, would the eddying vapor gather, and there tumultuously eddy, and flow down like a mad witch's hair; till, after a space, it vanished, and, in the clear sunbeam, your Schreckhorn stood smiling grim-white, for the vapor had held snow. How thou fermentest and elaboratest, in thy great fermenting-vat and laboratory of an Atmosphere, of a World, O Nature!—Or what is Nature? Ha! why do I not name thee GOD? Art not thou the 'Living Garment of God'? O Heavens, is it, in very deed, HE, then, that ever speaks through thee; that lives and loves in thee, that lives and loves in me?

"Often, I could see the dark storm moving in anger across the distance: swirling around some ominous Schreckhorn, the churning vapor would gather, creating a chaotic scene that flowed down like a wild witch's hair; then, after a while, it would disappear, and in the clear sunlight, your Schreckhorn stood smilingly pale, as the vapor had contained snow. How you transform and create in your vast mixing bowl and laboratory of an atmosphere and a world, O Nature! —Or what is Nature? Ha! Why don’t I just call you GOD? Aren’t you the 'Living Garment of God'? O Heavens, is it really HIM speaking through you; that lives and loves in you, that lives and loves in me?"

"Fore-shadows, call them rather fore-splendors, of that Truth, and Beginning of Truths, fell mysteriously over my soul. Sweeter than Dayspring to the Shipwrecked in Nova Zembla; ah, like the mother's voice to her little child that strays bewildered, weeping, in unknown tumults; like soft streamings of celestial music to my too-exasperated heart, came that Evangel. The Universe is not dead and demoniacal, a charnel-house with spectres; but godlike, and my Father's!

"Call them rather glimpses of that Truth, and the Beginning of Truths, which fell mysteriously over my soul. Sweeter than the dawn to shipwrecked sailors in Nova Zembla; oh, like a mother's voice to her lost little child, crying and confused in unknown chaos; like soothing streams of heavenly music to my frustrated heart, came that message. The Universe is not dead and terrifying, a graveyard filled with ghosts; but divine, and my Father's!"

"With other eyes, too, could I now look upon my fellowman: with an infinite Love, an infinite Pity. Poor, wandering, wayward man! Art thou not tried, and beaten with stripes, even as I am? Ever, whether thou bear the royal mantle or the beggar's gabardine, art thou not so weary, so heavy-laden; and thy Bed of Rest is but a Grave. O my Brother, my Brother, why cannot I shelter thee in my bosom, and wipe away all tears from thy eyes!—Truly, the din of many-voiced Life, which, in this solitude, with the mind's organ, I could hear, was no longer a maddening discord, but a melting one; like inarticulate cries, and sobbings of a dumb creature, which in the ear of Heaven are prayers. The poor Earth, with her poor joys, was now my needy Mother, not my cruel Stepdame; Man, with his so mad Wants and so mean Endeavors, had become the dearer to me; and even for his sufferings and his sins, I now first named him Brother. Thus was I standing in the porch of that 'Sanctuary of Sorrow;' by strange, steep ways had I too been guided thither; and ere long its sacred gates would open, and the 'Divine Depth of Sorrow' lie disclosed to me."

"Now, with different eyes, I could see my fellow human beings with infinite love and infinite compassion. Poor, wandering, lost man! Aren't you also hurt and beaten down, just like I am? No matter if you wear a royal cloak or a beggar's rags, aren't you always so tired, so burdened; and your place of rest is just a grave. Oh my brother, my brother, why can't I hold you close and wipe away all your tears! Truly, the noise of life, which I could hear in this solitude with my mind, was no longer a maddening chaos, but a soothing one; like the silent cries and sobs of a mute creature, which are prayers in the ears of Heaven. The poor Earth, with her limited joys, became my needy Mother, not my cruel Stepmother; Man, with his crazy desires and petty struggles, became dearer to me; and for his suffering and sins, I finally called him Brother. So, here I was standing at the entrance of that 'Sanctuary of Sorrow;' I had been led here by strange, winding paths; and soon its sacred gates would open, revealing the 'Divine Depth of Sorrow' to me."

The Professor says, he here first got eye on the Knot that had been strangling him, and straightway could unfasten it, and was free. "A vain interminable controversy," writes he, "touching what is at present called Origin of Evil, or some such thing, arises in every soul, since the beginning of the world; and in every soul, that would pass from idle Suffering into actual Endeavoring, must first be put an end to. The most, in our time, have to go content with a simple, incomplete enough Suppression of this controversy; to a few some Solution of it is indispensable. In every new era, too, such Solution comes out in different terms; and ever the Solution of the last era has become obsolete, and is found unserviceable. For it is man's nature to change his Dialect from century to century; he cannot help it though he would. The authentic Church-Catechism of our present century has not yet fallen into my hands: meanwhile, for my own private behoof I attempt to elucidate the matter so. Man's Unhappiness, as I construe, comes of his Greatness; it is because there is an Infinite in him, which with all his cunning he cannot quite bury under the Finite. Will the whole Finance Ministers and Upholsterers and Confectioners of modern Europe undertake, in joint-stock company, to make one Shoeblack HAPPY? They cannot accomplish it, above an hour or two: for the Shoeblack also has a Soul quite other than his Stomach; and would require, if you consider it, for his permanent satisfaction and saturation, simply this allotment, no more, and no less: God's infinite Universe altogether to himself, therein to enjoy infinitely, and fill every wish as fast as it rose. Oceans of Hochheimer, a Throat like that of Ophiuchus: speak not of them; to the infinite Shoeblack they are as nothing. No sooner is your ocean filled, than he grumbles that it might have been of better vintage. Try him with half of a Universe, of an Omnipotence, he sets to quarrelling with the proprietor of the other half, and declares himself the most maltreated of men.—Always there is a black spot in our sunshine: it is even, as I said, the Shadow of Ourselves.

The Professor says that he first noticed the Knot that had been choking him, and immediately he was able to untie it and was free. "There's a pointless and endless debate," he writes, "about what is now called the Origin of Evil, or something along those lines, which has existed in every soul since the dawn of time; and in every soul that wants to move from merely suffering to actually doing something, it must first come to an end. Most people today are content with a basic, albeit incomplete, suppression of this debate; for some, finding a solution is essential. Each new era brings its own version of a solution, and each solution from the last era becomes outdated and ineffective. It’s in human nature to change the way we express ourselves from century to century; we can’t help it. The genuine Church-Catechism of our current century hasn't come into my hands yet; meanwhile, for my own understanding, I try to clarify things this way. Man's unhappiness, as I see it, stems from his greatness; it's because there is an infinite aspect within him that he can’t completely suppress with the finite. Will all the finance ministers, upholsterers, and confectioners of modern Europe join forces to make one shoeshine worker HAPPY? They can’t do it for more than an hour or two: because the shoeshine worker has a soul that goes beyond just his stomach; he would require, if you think about it, simply this: God's infinite Universe all to himself, to enjoy infinitely and satisfy every desire as soon as it arises. Oceans of Hochheimer, a throat like that of Ophiuchus: don’t even mention them; to the infinite shoeshine worker, they mean nothing. As soon as your ocean is filled, he complains that it could have been of better quality. Offer him half of a Universe, of an Omnipotence, and he'll start arguing with the owner of the other half, claiming to be the most mistreated person around.—There is always a dark spot in our sunlight: it is, as I said, the Shadow of Ourselves.

"But the whim we have of Happiness is somewhat thus. By certain valuations, and averages, of our own striking, we come upon some sort of average terrestrial lot; this we fancy belongs to us by nature, and of indefeasible right. It is simple payment of our wages, of our deserts; requires neither thanks nor complaint; only such overplus as there may be do we account Happiness; any deficit again is Misery. Now consider that we have the valuation of our own deserts ourselves, and what a fund of Self-conceit there is in each of us,—do you wonder that the balance should so often dip the wrong way, and many a Blockhead cry: See there, what a payment; was ever worthy gentleman so used!—I tell thee, Blockhead, it all comes of thy Vanity; of what thou fanciest those same deserts of thine to be. Fancy that thou deservest to be hanged (as is most likely), thou wilt feel it happiness to be only shot: fancy that thou deservest to be hanged in a hair-halter, it will be a luxury to die in hemp.

"But our idea of Happiness is somewhat like this. Through certain assessments and averages of our own making, we arrive at some kind of average life circumstances; we believe this is our natural entitlement and a right we can't be denied. It's just the simple payment for our efforts and what we've earned; it doesn’t require thanks or complaints; we only count as Happiness any extra we might get, while any shortfall feels like Misery. Now consider that we determine our own worth, and how much self-importance each of us carries—do you really wonder why the scales often tip in the wrong direction, leading many fools to lament: Look at this payment; has any decent person ever been treated this way?—I tell you, fool, it’s all due to your Vanity; it's about what you think your worth really is. If you imagine you deserve to be hanged (which is quite possible), you'll feel fortunate just to be shot: think you deserve to be hanged by a noose, and it will seem luxurious to die by a regular rope."

"So true is it, what I then said, that the Fraction of Life can be increased in value not so much by increasing your Numerator as by lessening your Denominator. Nay, unless my Algebra deceive me, Unity itself divided by Zero will give Infinity. Make thy claim of wages a zero, then; thou hast the world under thy feet. Well did the Wisest of our time write: 'It is only with Renunciation (Entsagen) that Life, properly speaking, can be said to begin.'

"It's very true, what I said back then, that the Fraction of Life can be increased in value not so much by increasing your Numerator as by lessening your Denominator. In fact, unless my math is wrong, Unity divided by Zero results in Infinity. Make your claim for wages zero, then; you’ll have the world at your feet. The Wisest of our time wrote well: 'It is only with Renunciation (Entsagen) that Life, properly speaking, can be said to begin.'

"I asked myself: What is this that, ever since earliest years, thou hast been fretting and fuming, and lamenting and self-tormenting, on account of? Say it in a word: is it not because thou art not HAPPY? Because the THOU (sweet gentleman) is not sufficiently honored, nourished, soft-bedded, and lovingly cared for? Foolish soul! What Act of Legislature was there that thou shouldst be Happy? A little while ago thou hadst no right to be at all. What if thou wert born and predestined not to be Happy, but to be Unhappy! Art thou nothing other than a Vulture, then, that fliest through the Universe seeking after somewhat to eat; and shrieking dolefully because carrion enough is not given thee? Close thy Byron; open thy Goethe."

"I asked myself: What is it that, since your earliest years, you've been stressing and complaining about? In a nutshell: is it not because you are not HAPPY? Because the YOU (sweet man) is not adequately honored, nourished, pampered, and cared for? Silly soul! What law guaranteed that you should be Happy? Not long ago, you had no right to even exist. What if you were born and destined not to be Happy, but to be Unhappy! Are you nothing more than a Vulture, then, flying through the Universe looking for something to eat; and crying out sadly because there isn’t enough dead meat for you? Close your Byron; open your Goethe."

"Es leuchtet mir ein, I see a glimpse of it!" cries he elsewhere: "there is in man a HIGHER than Love of Happiness: he can do without Happiness, and instead thereof find Blessedness! Was it not to preach forth this same HIGHER that sages and martyrs, the Poet and the Priest, in all times, have spoken and suffered; bearing testimony, through life and through death, of the Godlike that is in Man, and how in the Godlike only has he Strength and Freedom? Which God-inspiredd Doctrine art thou also honored to be taught; O Heavens! and broken with manifold merciful Afflictions, even till thou become contrite and learn it! Oh, thank thy Destiny for these; thankfully bear what yet remain: thou hadst need of them; the Self in thee needed to be annihilated. By benignant fever-paroxysms is Life rooting out the deep-seated chronic Disease, and triumphs over Death. On the roaring billows of Time, thou art not engulfed, but borne aloft into the azure of Eternity. Love not Pleasure; love God. This is the EVERLASTING YEA, wherein all contradiction is solved: wherein whoso walks and works, it is well with him."

"It makes sense to me, I see a glimpse of it!" he exclaims elsewhere: "there's a deeper drive in humans than just the desire for happiness: people can live without happiness and instead find true blessedness! Wasn't it to express this deeper truth that wise thinkers, martyrs, poets, and priests throughout history have spoken and endured suffering, testifying, through their lives and deaths, to the godlike potential within humanity, and how only through this godlike quality can one find strength and freedom? This god-inspired teaching is what you are also privileged to learn; oh heavens! and you endure many merciful hardships, until you become humbled and truly understand it! Oh, be grateful to your fate for these experiences; accept what remains with gratitude: you needed them; your ego needed to be dismantled. Through generous, feverish struggles, life is eliminating the deep-rooted chronic issues and triumphs over death. On the roaring waves of time, you are not swallowed up but lifted high into the bright skies of eternity. Don’t love pleasure; love God. This is the EVERLASTING YES, where all contradictions find resolution: for whoever walks and works in this way, it will go well with them."

And again: "Small is it that thou canst trample the Earth with its injuries under thy feet, as old Greek Zeno trained thee: thou canst love the Earth while it injures thee, and even because it injures thee; for this a Greater than Zeno was needed, and he too was sent. Knowest thou that 'Worship of Sorrow'? The Temple thereof, founded some eighteen centuries ago, now lies in ruins, overgrown with jungle, the habitation of doleful creatures: nevertheless, venture forward; in a low crypt, arched out of falling fragments, thou findest the Altar still there, and its sacred Lamp perennially burning."

And again: "It's small that you can trample the Earth with its harm under your feet, as old Greek Zeno taught you: you can love the Earth even while it hurts you, and even because it hurts you; for this a Greater than Zeno was needed, and he was also sent. Do you know about 'Worship of Sorrow'? The Temple of it, established about eighteen centuries ago, now lies in ruins, overgrown with jungle, the home of sorrowful creatures: still, move forward; in a low crypt, arched from crumbling pieces, you will find the Altar still there, with its sacred Lamp continuously burning."

Without pretending to comment on which strange utterances, the Editor will only remark, that there lies beside them much of a still more questionable character; unsuited to the general apprehension; nay wherein he himself does not see his way. Nebulous disquisitions on Religion, yet not without bursts of splendor; on the "perennial continuance of Inspiration;" on Prophecy; that there are "true Priests, as well as Baal-Priests, in our own day:" with more of the like sort. We select some fractions, by way of finish to this farrago.

Without trying to comment on the strange statements, the Editor will just note that alongside them there is much that is even more questionable; it's not suitable for the general understanding, and even he finds it hard to make sense of. There are vague discussions on Religion, though not without moments of brilliance; on the "everlasting presence of Inspiration;" on Prophecy; that there are "true Priests, as well as Baal-Priests, in our current time:" along with more similar ideas. We will pick out some excerpts as a conclusion to this mix.

"Cease, my much-respected Herr von Voltaire," thus apostrophizes the Professor: "shut thy sweet voice; for the task appointed thee seems finished. Sufficiently hast thou demonstrated this proposition, considerable or otherwise: That the Mythus of the Christian Religion looks not in the eighteenth century as it did in the eighth. Alas, were thy six-and-thirty quartos, and the six-and-thirty thousand other quartos and folios, and flying sheets or reams, printed before and since on the same subject, all needed to convince us of so little! But what next? Wilt thou help us to embody the divine Spirit of that Religion in a new Mythus, in a new vehicle and vesture, that our Souls, otherwise too like perishing, may live? What! thou hast no faculty in that kind? Only a torch for burning, no hammer for building? Take our thanks, then, and—thyself away.

"Stop, my highly esteemed Herr von Voltaire," says the Professor: "hush your lovely voice; for the task given to you seems complete. You have sufficiently shown this point, significant or not: That the myth of the Christian religion looks different in the eighteenth century than it did in the eighth. Alas, did we really need your thirty-six volumes, along with the thirty-six thousand other books and pamphlets published before and after on the same topic, to convince us of so little? But what comes next? Will you help us create a new myth to express the divine spirit of that religion, a new form and outfit, so our souls, otherwise too close to perishing, may thrive? What! You have no skill in that area? Just a torch for burning, no hammer for building? Then accept our gratitude and—get going."

"Meanwhile what are antiquated Mythuses to me? Or is the God present, felt in my own heart, a thing which Herr von Voltaire will dispute out of me; or dispute into me? To the 'Worship of Sorrow' ascribe what origin and genesis thou pleasest, has not that Worship originated, and been generated; is it not here? Feel it in thy heart, and then say whether it is of God! This is Belief; all else is Opinion,—for which latter whoso will, let him worry and be worried."

"Meanwhile, what do outdated myths mean to me? Or is the God that I feel in my own heart something that Herr von Voltaire will dispute away from me; or argue into me? As for the 'Worship of Sorrow,' no matter what origin or beginning you assign to it, hasn’t that Worship started and grown; isn’t it here? Feel it in your heart, and then decide if it is of God! This is Belief; everything else is Opinion—and anyone who wishes can fret over it and be troubled."

"Neither," observes he elsewhere, "shall ye tear out one another's eyes, struggling over 'Plenary Inspiration,' and such like: try rather to get a little even Partial Inspiration, each of you for himself. One BIBLE I know, of whose Plenary Inspiration doubt is not so much as possible; nay with my own eyes I saw the God's-Hand writing it: thereof all other Bibles are but Leaves,—say, in Picture-Writing to assist the weaker faculty."

"Neither," he notes elsewhere, "should you tear each other apart arguing over 'Plenary Inspiration' and similar issues: instead, try to gain at least some Partial Inspiration for yourselves. There's one BIBLE I know of, one that there's no doubt about regarding its Plenary Inspiration; in fact, I saw with my own eyes the hand of God writing it: all other Bibles are just pages—let’s say, in picture writing to help those who struggle."

Or, to give the wearied reader relief, and bring it to an end, let him take the following perhaps more intelligible passage:—

Or, to give the tired reader a break and wrap this up, let's share the following possibly clearer passage:—

"To me, in this our life," says the Professor, "which is an internecine warfare with the Time-spirit, other warfare seems questionable. Hast thou in any way a contention with thy brother, I advise thee, think well what the meaning thereof is. If thou gauge it to the bottom, it is simply this: 'Fellow, see! thou art taking more than thy share of Happiness in the world, something from my share: which, by the Heavens, thou shalt not; nay I will fight thee rather.'—Alas, and the whole lot to be divided is such a beggarly matter, truly a 'feast of shells,' for the substance has been spilled out: not enough to quench one Appetite; and the collective human species clutching at them!—Can we not, in all such cases, rather say: 'Take it, thou too-ravenous individual; take that pitiful additional fraction of a share, which I reckoned mine, but which thou so wantest; take it with a blessing: would to Heaven I had enough for thee!'—If Fichte's Wissenschaftslehre be, 'to a certain extent, Applied Christianity,' surely to a still greater extent, so is this. We have here not a Whole Duty of Man, yet a Half Duty, namely the Passive half: could we but do it, as we can demonstrate it!

"To me, in this life," says the Professor, "which is a constant struggle against the spirit of the times, other conflicts seem questionable. If you have any issue with your brother, I suggest you think carefully about what it really means. If you dive deep into it, it boils down to this: 'Hey, you're taking more than your fair share of Happiness in this world, something that should be mine: and that’s not happening; I’d rather fight you.'—Sadly, the whole pie to be shared is really a meager thing, a true 'feast of shells,' as the real substance has been spilled out: there’s not enough to satisfy even one appetite; and the entire human race is grabbing at it!—Can we not, in all such cases, simply say: 'Take it, you greedy person; take that small extra bit of what I thought was mine, but which you so desperately want; take it as a blessing: I wish I had enough for both of us!'—If Fichte's Wissenschaftslehre is, 'to some extent, Applied Christianity,' then surely this is even more so. We don’t have a Complete Duty of Man here, but a Partial Duty, specifically the Passive half: if only we could do it as well as we can explain it!"

"But indeed Conviction, were it never so excellent, is worthless till it convert itself into Conduct. Nay properly Conviction is not possible till then; inasmuch as all Speculation is by nature endless, formless, a vortex amid vortices, only by a felt indubitable certainty of Experience does it find any centre to revolve round, and so fashion itself into a system. Most true is it, as a wise man teaches us, that 'Doubt of any sort cannot be removed except by Action.' On which ground, too, let him who gropes painfully in darkness or uncertain light, and prays vehemently that the dawn may ripen into day, lay this other precept well to heart, which to me was of invaluable service: 'Do the Duty which lies nearest thee,' which thou knowest to be a Duty! Thy second Duty will already have become clearer.

"But truly, conviction, no matter how great, is worthless until it turns into action. In fact, conviction isn't even really possible until then; since all speculation is, by nature, endless and formless, a vortex among other vortices, it only finds a center to revolve around and shapes itself into a system through a clear and undeniable certainty of experience. It’s very true, as a wise person teaches us, that 'any kind of doubt can only be resolved through action.' Therefore, let anyone who is struggling in darkness or uncertain light and is fervently praying for dawn to turn into day take this other piece of advice to heart, which has been invaluable to me: 'Do the duty that is closest to you,' which you know to be a duty! Your next duty will already become clearer."

"May we not say, however, that the hour of Spiritual Enfranchisement is even this: When your Ideal World, wherein the whole man has been dimly struggling and inexpressibly languishing to work, becomes revealed, and thrown open; and you discover, with amazement enough, like the Lothario in Wilhelm Meister, that your 'America is here or nowhere'? The Situation that has not its Duty, its Ideal, was never yet occupied by man. Yes here, in this poor, miserable, hampered, despicable Actual, wherein thou even now standest, here or nowhere is thy Ideal: work it out therefrom; and working, believe, live, be free. Fool! the Ideal is in thyself, the impediment too is in thyself: thy Condition is but the stuff thou art to shape that same Ideal out of: what matters whether such stuff be of this sort or that, so the Form thou give it be heroic, be poetic? O thou that pinest in the imprisonment of the Actual, and criest bitterly to the gods for a kingdom wherein to rule and create, know this of a truth: the thing thou seekest is already with thee, 'here or nowhere,' couldst thou only see!

"Can we not say that the moment of Spiritual Freedom is this: When your Ideal World, where the whole person has been faintly struggling and suffering to take shape, is revealed and opened up; and you discover, with enough amazement, like the Lothario in Wilhelm Meister, that your 'America is here or nowhere'? The Situation without its Duty, its Ideal, has never been occupied by anyone. Yes, here, in this poor, miserable, restrained, despicable Reality, where you stand right now, here or nowhere is your Ideal: work it out from there; and in the process, believe, live, be free. Fool! The Ideal is within you, and the obstacle is also within you: your Condition is just the material you need to shape that Ideal from: what does it matter if this material is of one type or another, as long as the Form you give it is heroic, is poetic? O you that suffer in the confines of Reality and cry out bitterly to the gods for a kingdom to rule and create, know this truth: what you seek is already with you, 'here or nowhere,' if only you could see!"

"But it is with man's Soul as it was with Nature: the beginning of Creation is—Light. Till the eye have vision, the whole members are in bonds. Divine moment, when over the tempest-tost Soul, as once over the wild-weltering Chaos, it is spoken: Let there be Light! Ever to the greatest that has felt such moment, is it not miraculous and God-announcing; even as, under simpler figures, to the simplest and least. The mad primeval Discord is hushed; the rudely jumbled conflicting elements bind themselves into separate Firmaments: deep silent rock-foundations are built beneath; and the skyey vault with its everlasting Luminaries above: instead of a dark wasteful Chaos, we have a blooming, fertile, heaven-encompassed World.

But it's the same with man's Soul as it is with Nature: the start of Creation is—Light. Until the eye has vision, all the parts are in chains. It's a divine moment when, over the troubled Soul, just like once over the wild, chaotic void, it is said: Let there be Light! For anyone who has experienced such a moment, isn't it miraculous and affirming of God; even for those with simpler experiences? The wild, primal Discord is quieted; the disordered, clashing elements organize themselves into distinct realms: solid, quiet foundations are established below; and the celestial dome with its eternal Stars above: instead of a dark, pointless Chaos, we have a vibrant, fertile, heaven-surrounded World.

"I too could now say to myself: Be no longer a Chaos, but a World, or even Worldkin. Produce! Produce! Were it but the pitifullest infinitesimal fraction of a Product, produce it, in God's name! 'Tis the utmost thou hast in thee: out with it, then. Up, up! Whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with thy whole might. Work while it is called To-day; for the Night cometh, wherein no man can work."

"I could now tell myself: Stop being a mess and start being a person, or even a part of the world. Create! Create! Even if it’s just the tiniest bit of something, make it, for goodness' sake! It’s the best you’ve got in you: so let it out. Get up, get moving! Whatever you find to do, do it with all your energy. Work while it’s still called Today; because Night will come, when no one can work."





CHAPTER X. PAUSE.

Thus have we, as closely and perhaps satisfactorily as, in such circumstances, might be, followed Teufelsdrockh, through the various successive states and stages of Growth, Entanglement, Unbelief, and almost Reprobation, into a certain clearer state of what he himself seems to consider as Conversion. "Blame not the word," says he; "rejoice rather that such a word, signifying such a thing, has come to light in our modern Era, though hidden from the wisest Ancients. The Old World knew nothing of Conversion; instead of an Ecce Homo, they had only some Choice of Hercules. It was a new-attained progress in the Moral Development of man: hereby has the Highest come home to the bosoms of the most Limited; what to Plato was but a hallucination, and to Socrates a chimera, is now clear and certain to your Zinzendorfs, your Wesleys, and the poorest of their Pietists and Methodists."

So we have, as closely and perhaps satisfactorily as possible under these circumstances, followed Teufelsdrockh through the various stages of Growth, Entanglement, Unbelief, and nearly Reprobation, into a clearer understanding of what he seems to consider Conversion. "Don’t blame the word," he says; "rather rejoice that such a word, meaning such a thing, has emerged in our modern era, even though it was hidden from the wisest ancients. The Old World knew nothing of Conversion; instead of an Ecce Homo, they only had some Choice of Hercules. This represents a new step in the moral development of mankind: this is how the Highest has reached the hearts of the most Limited; what was merely an illusion to Plato and a chimera to Socrates is now clear and certain to your Zinzendorfs, your Wesleys, and even the humblest of their Pietists and Methodists."

It is here, then, that the spiritual majority of Teufelsdrockh commences: we are henceforth to see him "work in well-doing," with the spirit and clear aims of a Man. He has discovered that the Ideal Workshop he so panted for is even this same Actual ill-furnished Workshop he has so long been stumbling in. He can say to himself: "Tools? Thou hast no Tools? Why, there is not a Man, or a Thing, now alive but has tools. The basest of created animalcules, the Spider itself, has a spinning-jenny, and warping-mill, and power-loom within its head: the stupidest of Oysters has a Papin's-Digester, with stone-and-lime house to hold it in: every being that can live can do something: this let him do.—Tools? Hast thou not a Brain, furnished, furnishable with some glimmerings of Light; and three fingers to hold a Pen withal? Never since Aaron's Rod went out of practice, or even before it, was there such a wonder-working Tool: greater than all recorded miracles have been performed by Pens. For strangely in this so solid-seeming World, which nevertheless is in continual restless flux, it is appointed that Sound, to appearance the most fleeting, should be the most continuing of all things. The WORD is well said to be omnipotent in this world; man, thereby divine, can create as by a Fiat. Awake, arise! Speak forth what is in thee; what God has given thee, what the Devil shall not take away. Higher task than that of Priesthood was allotted to no man: wert thou but the meanest in that sacred Hierarchy, is it not honor enough therein to spend and be spent?

It is here that the spiritual journey of Teufelsdrockh begins: we are about to see him "work well," with the spirit and clear goals of a true Man. He has realized that the Ideal Workshop he longed for is actually this same imperfect Workshop he has been struggling in all along. He can tell himself: "Tools? You have no tools? Well, there isn’t a single person or thing alive that doesn’t have tools. Even the smallest of creatures, like the Spider, has a spinning wheel, a weaving loom, and looms built into its mind: the dullest of Oysters has a way to cook itself: every living being can do something: let him do this.—Tools? Don’t you have a Brain, equipped and ready to grasp some sparks of Light; and three fingers to hold a Pen? Since the days of Aaron's Rod, or even before, no tool has been as miraculous: greater than all the recorded miracles, Pens have performed wonders. For, strangely enough, in this solid-seeming World, which is always in constant change, it has been decided that Sound, seemingly the most transient, should be the most lasting of all things. The WORD is rightly called all-powerful in this world; man, made divine by it, can create as if by a Fiat. Wake up, rise up! Speak out what is within you; what God has given you, and what the Devil cannot take away. No man has been given a higher task than that of Priesthood: even if you are the lowest in that sacred order, is it not honor enough to give and be given in that role?

"By this Art, which whoso will may sacrilegiously degrade into a handicraft," adds Teufelsdrockh, "have I thenceforth abidden. Writings of mine, not indeed known as mine (for what am I?), have fallen, perhaps not altogether void, into the mighty seedfield of Opinion; fruits of my unseen sowing gratifyingly meet me here and there. I thank the Heavens that I have now found my Calling; wherein, with or without perceptible result, I am minded diligently to persevere.

"By this art, which anyone can foolishly reduce to just a craft," Teufelsdrockh adds, "I have since remained. My writings, not really recognized as mine (for who am I?), have perhaps not entirely gone to waste in the vast field of Opinion; the results of my hidden efforts pleasantly surprise me now and then. I'm grateful to the heavens that I've finally found my purpose; in which, with or without noticeable outcome, I'm determined to keep at it."

"Nay how knowest thou," cries he, "but this and the other pregnant Device, now grown to be a world-renowned far-working Institution; like a grain of right mustard-seed once cast into the right soil, and now stretching out strong boughs to the four winds, for the birds of the air to lodge in,—may have been properly my doing? Some one's doing, it without doubt was; from some Idea, in some single Head, it did first of all take beginning: why not from some Idea in mine?" Does Teufelsdrockh, here glance at that "SOCIETY FOR THE CONSERVATION OF PROPERTY (Eigenthums-conservirende Gesellschaft)," of which so many ambiguous notices glide spectra-like through these inexpressible Paper-bags? "An Institution," hints he, "not unsuitable to the wants of the time; as indeed such sudden extension proves: for already can the Society number, among its office-bearers or corresponding members, the highest Names, if not the highest Persons, in Germany, England, France; and contributions, both of money and of meditation pour in from all quarters; to, if possible, enlist the remaining Integrity of the world, and, defensively and with forethought, marshal it round this Palladium." Does Teufelsdrockh mean, then, to give himself out as the originator of that so notable Eigenthums-conservirende ("Owndom-conserving") Gesellschaft; and if so, what, in the Devil's name, is it? He again hints: "At a time when the divine Commandment, Thou shalt not steal, wherein truly, if well understood, is comprised the whole Hebrew Decalogue, with Solon's and Lycurgrus's Constitutions, Justinian's Pandects, the Code Napoleon, and all Codes, Catechisms, Divinities, Moralities whatsoever, that man has hitherto devised (and enforced with Altar-fire and Gallows-ropes) for his social guidance: at a time, I say, when this divine Commandment has all but faded away from the general remembrance; and, with little disguise, a new opposite Commandment, Thou shalt steal, is everywhere promulgated,—it perhaps behooved, in this universal dotage and deliration, the sound portion of mankind to bestir themselves and rally. When the widest and wildest violations of that divine right of Property, the only divine right now extant or conceivable, are sanctioned and recommended by a vicious Press, and the world has lived to hear it asserted that we have no Property in our very Bodies, but only an accidental Possession and Life-rent, what is the issue to be looked for? Hangmen and Catchpoles may, by their noose-gins and baited fall-traps, keep down the smaller sort of vermin; but what, except perhaps some such Universal Association, can protect us against whole meat-devouring and man-devouring hosts of Boa-constrictors. If, therefore, the more sequestered Thinker have wondered, in his privacy, from what hand that perhaps not ill-written Program in the Public Journals, with its high Prize-Questions and so liberal Prizes, could have proceeded,—let him now cease such wonder; and, with undivided faculty, betake himself to the Concurrenz (Competition)."

"How do you know," he exclaims, "that this and the other brilliant idea, which has now become a world-famous institution, just like a single mustard seed planted in the right soil that has now grown into strong branches reaching out to all directions for the birds to nest in—might not be my doing? It was undoubtedly someone's doing; it all began from some idea in a single mind: why not from an idea in mine?" Does Teufelsdrockh here refer to that "SOCIETY FOR THE CONSERVATION OF PROPERTY (Eigenthums-conservirende Gesellschaft)," which has so many vague mentions lingering like ghosts through these indescribable paper bags? "An institution," he suggests, "that is quite suitable for the needs of the time, as indeed its rapid expansion indicates: for it can already count among its leaders or correspondents the most prominent names, if not the most notable individuals, in Germany, England, and France; and contributions, both financial and intellectual, are pouring in from all directions to, if possible, rally the remaining integrity of the world and, defensively and thoughtfully, gather it around this sacred cause." Is Teufelsdrockh claiming to be the creator of that well-known Eigenthums-conservirende ("Property-conserving") Gesellschaft; and if so, what on earth is it? He hints again: "At a time when the divine commandment, Thou shalt not steal, which genuinely, if properly understood, embodies the entire Hebrew Decalogue, along with the constitutions of Solon and Lycurgus, Justinian's Pandects, the Code Napoleon, and all other laws, catechisms, beliefs, and moral guidelines that humanity has come up with (and enforced with altar fires and gallows ropes) to guide social behavior: at this time, I say, when this divine commandment has nearly faded from public memory; and a new opposing commandment, Thou shalt steal, is being openly promoted everywhere—it might be necessary, in this general decline and madness, for the sound portion of humanity to mobilize and take action. When the most extensive and outrageous violations of the divine right to property, the only divine right still existing or conceivable, are endorsed and encouraged by a corrupt press, and the world has come to hear the assertion that we have no property in our very bodies, but only an accidental possession and life-rent, what can we expect? Hangmen and catchpoles may keep the smaller vermin at bay with their noose traps and baited pitfalls; but what else, perhaps except some universal association, can protect us against entire armies of flesh-eating and man-eating boa constrictors? Therefore, if the more reclusive thinker has wondered, in solitude, about where that perhaps well-written Program in the public journals, with its lofty Prize-Questions and generous Prizes, could have originated from—let him cease such wondering now; and with focused attention, let him turn to the Concurrenz (Competition)."

We ask: Has this same "perhaps not ill-written Program," or any other authentic Transaction of that Property-conserving Society, fallen under the eye of the British Reader, in any Journal foreign or domestic? If so, what are those Prize-Questions; what are the terms of Competition, and when and where? No printed Newspaper-leaf, no farther light of any sort, to be met with in these Paper-bags! Or is the whole business one other of those whimsicalities and perverse inexplicabilities, whereby Herr Teufelsdrockh, meaning much or nothing, is pleased so often to play fast-and-loose with us?

We ask: Has this same "perhaps not poorly written Program," or any other genuine communication from that property-conserving Society, come to the attention of the British Reader in any journal, foreign or domestic? If so, what are those Prize-Questions; what are the competition terms, and when and where does it take place? No printed newspaper page, no further information of any kind to be found in these paper bags! Or is the entire situation just another of those peculiarities and confounding mysteries that Herr Teufelsdrockh, whether he means something or nothing, enjoys playing tricks with us?

Here, indeed, at length, must the Editor give utterance to a painful suspicion, which, through late Chapters, has begun to haunt him; paralyzing any little enthusiasm that might still have rendered his thorny Biographical task a labor of love. It is a suspicion grounded perhaps on trifles, yet confirmed almost into certainty by the more and more discernible humoristico-satirical tendency of Teufelsdrockh, in whom underground humors and intricate sardonic rogueries, wheel within wheel, defy all reckoning: a suspicion, in one word, that these Autobiographical Documents are partly a mystification! What if many a so-called Fact were little better than a Fiction; if here we had no direct Camera-obscura Picture of the Professor's History; but only some more or less fantastic Adumbration, symbolically, perhaps significantly enough, shadowing forth the same! Our theory begins to be that, in receiving as literally authentic what was but hieroglyphically so, Hofrath Heuschrecke, whom in that case we scruple not to name Hofrath Nose-of-Wax, was made a fool of, and set adrift to make fools of others. Could it be expected, indeed, that a man so known for impenetrable reticence as Teufelsdrockh would all at once frankly unlock his private citadel to an English Editor and a German Hofrath; and not rather deceptively inlock both Editor and Hofrath in the labyrinthic tortuosities and covered-ways of said citadel (having enticed them thither), to see, in his half-devilish way, how the fools would look?

Here, finally, the Editor must voice a troubling suspicion that has started to haunt him through the recent chapters, undermining any enthusiasm that could have made his challenging biographical task a labor of love. This suspicion is perhaps based on minor details, yet it has taken on a near certainty with Teufelsdrockh's increasingly noticeable humorously satirical nature, where complex jokes and layers of irony challenge any straightforward understanding. In short, there’s a suspicion that these Autobiographical Documents may be partly a clever deception! What if many of the so-called Facts are little more than Fiction; if we don’t have a direct snapshot of the Professor's life, but rather a somewhat fantastical representation, symbolically—perhaps meaningfully—hinting at the truth! Our theory is starting to take shape: by taking literally something that is only figuratively authentic, Hofrath Heuschrecke—whom we do not hesitate to call Hofrath Nose-of-Wax—was made to look foolish and sent out to make fools of others. Could it really be expected that a man known for his impenetrable secrecy, like Teufelsdrockh, would suddenly reveal his private fortress to an English Editor and a German Hofrath? Rather, wouldn’t he trap both the Editor and Hofrath within the maze-like passages and hidden routes of that fortress (having lured them there) just to see, in his mischievous way, how silly they would appear?

Of one fool, however, the Herr Professor will perhaps find himself short. On a small slip, formerly thrown aside as blank, the ink being all but invisible, we lately noticed, and with effort decipher, the following: "What are your historical Facts; still more your biographical? Wilt thou know a Man, above all a Mankind, by stringing together bead-rolls of what thou namest Facts? The Man is the spirit he worked in; not what he did, but what he became. Facts are engraved Hierograms, for which the fewest have the key. And then how your Blockhead (Dummkopf) studies not their Meaning; but simply whether they are well or ill cut, what he calls Moral or Immoral! Still worse is it with your Bungler (Pfuscher): such I have seen reading some Rousseau, with pretences of interpretation; and mistaking the ill-cut Serpent-of-Eternity for a common poisonous reptile." Was the Professor apprehensive lest an Editor, selected as the present boasts himself, might mistake the Teufelsdrockh Serpent-of-Eternity in like manner? For which reason it was to be altered, not without underhand satire, into a plainer Symbol? Or is this merely one of his half-sophisms, half-truisms, which if he can but set on the back of a Figure, he cares not whither it gallop? We say not with certainty; and indeed, so strange is the Professor, can never say. If our suspicion be wholly unfounded, let his own questionable ways, not our necessary circumspectness bear the blame.

Of one fool, however, the Professor might find himself lacking. On a small note that was previously tossed aside as blank, with the ink nearly invisible, we recently noticed, and with effort deciphered, the following: "What are your historical facts, and even more, your biographical ones? Do you think you can understand a person, especially humanity, by just stringing together lists of what you call facts? A person is defined by the spirit they possessed; it’s not about what they did, but who they became. Facts are like engraved symbols, for which very few have the key. And then how your blockhead (Dummkopf) doesn’t study their meaning; he only cares about whether they are well or poorly crafted, what he calls moral or immoral! It’s even worse with your bungler (Pfuscher): I’ve seen such a person read some Rousseau, pretending to interpret it, and mistaking the poorly crafted Serpent-of-Eternity for a common poisonous snake." Was the Professor worried that an Editor, like the one currently boasting, might mistakenly interpret the Teufelsdrockh Serpent-of-Eternity in the same way? Is that why it was meant to be changed, not without a hint of sarcasm, into a simpler symbol? Or is this just one of his half-truths, half-fallacies, which, as long as he can attach to a figure, he doesn’t care where it goes? We can’t say for sure; indeed, the Professor is so strange that we can never be certain. If our suspicion is completely unfounded, let his own questionable behavior, not our necessary caution, take the blame.

But be this as it will, the somewhat exasperated and indeed exhausted Editor determines here to shut these Paper-bags for the present. Let it suffice that we know of Teufelsdrockh, so far, if "not what he did, yet what he became:" the rather, as his character has now taken its ultimate bent, and no new revolution, of importance, is to be looked for. The imprisoned Chrysalis is now a winged Psyche: and such, wheresoever be its flight, it will continue. To trace by what complex gyrations (flights or involuntary waftings) through the mere external Life-element, Teufelsdrockh, reaches his University Professorship, and the Psyche clothes herself in civic Titles, without altering her now fixed nature,—would be comparatively an unproductive task, were we even unsuspicious of its being, for us at least, a false and impossible one. His outward Biography, therefore, which, at the Blumine Lover's-Leap, we saw churned utterly into spray-vapor, may hover in that condition, for aught that concerns us here. Enough that by survey of certain "pools and plashes," we have ascertained its general direction; do we not already know that, by one way and other, it has long since rained down again into a stream; and even now, at Weissnichtwo, flows deep and still, fraught with the Philosophy of Clothes, and visible to whoso will cast eye thereon? Over much invaluable matter, that lies scattered, like jewels among quarry-rubbish, in those Paper-catacombs, we may have occasion to glance back, and somewhat will demand insertion at the right place: meanwhile be our tiresome diggings therein suspended.

But be that as it may, the somewhat frustrated and definitely tired Editor has decided to close these Paper-bags for now. It’s enough to know about Teufelsdrockh, at least for now, if "not what he did, yet what he became": especially since his character has now taken its final shape, and there’s not likely to be any significant changes ahead. The trapped Chrysalis is now a winged Psyche, and wherever it flies, it will remain so. Trying to figure out the complicated twists and turns (flights or unintentional driftings) through the mere external Life-element that led Teufelsdrockh to his University Professorship, and how the Psyche puts on civic Titles without changing her now established nature—would mostly be a waste of time, even if we weren’t suspicious that it’s a false and impossible endeavor for us, at least. His outward Biography, therefore, which at the Blumine Lover's Leap we saw turned entirely into spray-vapor, can remain in that state as far as we’re concerned here. It’s enough that by looking at certain "pools and plashes," we’ve figured out its general direction; don’t we already know that, in one way or another, it has long since transformed back into a stream, and even now, at Weissnichtwo, flows deep and calm, filled with the Philosophy of Clothes, visible to anyone who cares to take a look? Over many invaluable pieces of information, scattered like jewels among rubble in those Paper-catacombs, we may have to glance back, and some will need to be inserted at the right moment: for now, let's put our exhausting digging on hold.

If now, before reopening the great Clothes-Volume, we ask what our degree of progress, during these Ten Chapters, has been, towards right understanding of the Clothes-Philosophy, let not our discouragement become total. To speak in that old figure of the Hell-gate Bridge over Chaos, a few flying pontoons have perhaps been added, though as yet they drift straggling on the Flood; how far they will reach, when once the chains are straightened and fastened, can, at present, only be matter of conjecture.

If we take a moment, before reopening the great Clothes-Volume, to reflect on how much we've progressed over these Ten Chapters in understanding the Clothes-Philosophy, let's not let our disappointment overwhelm us. To use that old image of the Hell-gate Bridge over Chaos, we've perhaps added a few floating pontoons, even if they’re still scattered on the Flood; how far they will go once the chains are tightened and secured is something we can only guess for now.

So much we already calculate: Through many a little loophole, we have had glimpses into the internal world of Teufelsdrockh; his strange mystic, almost magic Diagram of the Universe, and how it was gradually drawn, is not henceforth altogether dark to us. Those mysterious ideas on TIME, which merit consideration, and are not wholly unintelligible with such, may by and by prove significant. Still more may his somewhat peculiar view of Nature, the decisive Oneness he ascribes to Nature. How all Nature and Life are but one Garment, a "Living Garment," woven and ever a-weaving in the "Loom of Time;" is not here, indeed, the outline of a whole Clothes-Philosophy; at least the arena it is to work in? Remark, too, that the Character of the Man, nowise without meaning in such a matter, becomes less enigmatic: amid so much tumultuous obscurity, almost like diluted madness, do not a certain indomitable Defiance and yet a boundless Reverence seem to loom forth, as the two mountain-summits, on whose rock-strata all the rest were based and built?

We've already figured out quite a bit: Through various little loopholes, we've caught glimpses into Teufelsdrockh's inner world; his strange, almost magical Diagram of the Universe, and how it was gradually created, is not so mysterious to us anymore. Those intriguing ideas about TIME, which deserve some thought and aren’t completely unintelligible, may eventually prove significant. Even more interesting is his somewhat unique perspective on Nature, the decisive Oneness he attributes to it. How all of Nature and Life is just one Garment, a "Living Garment," woven and continuously weaving in the "Loom of Time;" is this not the foundation of an entire Clothes-Philosophy; at least the space it will operate in? Also, note that the character of the man, which is not insignificant in this context, becomes less puzzling: amidst all the chaotic obscurity, almost like diluted madness, do not certain unyielding Defiance and yet boundless Reverence seem to emerge, like the two mountain peaks on which everything else is built?

Nay further, may we not say that Teufelsdrockh's Biography, allowing it even, as suspected, only a hieroglyphical truth, exhibits a man, as it were preappointed for Clothes-Philosophy? To look through the Shows of things into Things themselves he is led and compelled. The "Passivity" given him by birth is fostered by all turns of his fortune. Everywhere cast out, like oil out of water, from mingling in any Employment, in any public Communion, he has no portion but Solitude, and a life of Meditation. The whole energy of his existence is directed, through long years, on one task: that of enduring pain, if he cannot cure it. Thus everywhere do the Shows of things oppress him, withstand him, threaten him with fearfullest destruction: only by victoriously penetrating into Things themselves can he find peace and a stronghold. But is not this same looking through the Shows, or Vestures, into the Things, even the first preliminary to a Philosophy of Clothes? Do we not, in all this, discern some beckonings towards the true higher purport of such a Philosophy; and what shape it must assume with such a man, in such an era?

Moreover, can we not say that Teufelsdrockh's Biography, even if it only reveals a symbolic truth, showcases a man seemingly destined for Clothes-Philosophy? He is driven to see beyond appearances into the essence of things. The "Passivity" that he was born into is nurtured by the twists of his fate. Constantly cast aside, much like oil separates from water, from engaging in any job, or any public community, he has nothing but solitude and a life of contemplation. The entirety of his existence is focused over many years on one task: enduring pain, if he cannot alleviate it. Thus, everywhere the appearances of things weigh down on him, oppose him, and threaten him with terrifying destruction: he can find peace and a stronghold only by triumphantly delving into the essence of things themselves. But isn't this quest to see beyond appearances, or disguises, into the reality of things, the very first step toward a Philosophy of Clothes? In all this, do we not perceive some hints toward the true higher purpose of such a Philosophy; and what form it must take with such a man, in such a time?

Perhaps in entering on Book Third, the courteous Reader is not utterly without guess whither he is bound: nor, let us hope, for all the fantastic Dream-Grottos through which, as is our lot with Teufelsdrockh, he must wander, will there be wanting between whiles some twinkling of a steady Polar Star.

Maybe as we start Book Three, the polite reader has a decent idea of where this is going: and let’s hope that despite all the strange Dream-Caves he must navigate, like our friend Teufelsdrockh, there will still be some shining of a steady guiding star now and then.





BOOK III.





CHAPTER I. INCIDENT IN MODERN HISTORY.

As a wonder-loving and wonder-seeking man, Teufelsdrockh, from an early part of this Clothes-Volume, has more and more exhibited himself. Striking it was, amid all his perverse cloudiness, with what force of vision and of heart he pierced into the mystery of the World; recognizing in the highest sensible phenomena, so far as Sense went, only fresh or faded Raiment; yet ever, under this, a celestial Essence thereby rendered visible: and while, on the one hand, he trod the old rags of Matter, with their tinsels, into the mire, he on the other everywhere exalted Spirit above all earthly principalities and powers, and worshipped it, though under the meanest shapes, with a true Platonic mysticism. What the man ultimately purposed by thus casting his Greek-fire into the general Wardrobe of the Universe; what such, more or less complete, rending and burning of Garments throughout the whole compass of Civilized Life and Speculation, should lead to; the rather as he was no Adamite, in any sense, and could not, like Rousseau, recommend either bodily or intellectual Nudity, and a return to the savage state: all this our readers are now bent to discover; this is, in fact, properly the gist and purport of Professor Teufelsdrockh's Philosophy of Clothes.

As a man who loves and seeks wonder, Teufelsdrockh has increasingly revealed himself from the early part of this Clothes-Volume. It was striking how, despite his confusing nature, he could see deeply into the mystery of the world; recognizing that in the highest sensible phenomena, as far as the senses go, there was only fresh or faded clothing. Yet beneath this, he saw a celestial essence made visible: while he trampled the old rags of matter, with all their glitz, into the dirt, he simultaneously elevated spirit above all earthly powers and honored it, even when it took the humblest forms, with genuine Platonic mysticism. What he ultimately aimed to achieve by throwing his Greek fire into the Universe's general wardrobe; what this tearing and burning of garments across the entire spectrum of civilized life and thought would lead to; especially since he was not an Adamite and could not, like Rousseau, advocate for either physical or intellectual nudity and a return to a savage state: all of this our readers are now eager to find out; this is, in fact, the core essence of Professor Teufelsdrockh's Philosophy of Clothes.

Be it remembered, however, that such purport is here not so much evolved, as detected to lie ready for evolving. We are to guide our British Friends into the new Gold-country, and show them the mines; nowise to dig out and exhaust its wealth, which indeed remains for all time inexhaustible. Once there, let each dig for his own behoof, and enrich himself.

Just remember, though, that we're not really creating new ideas here, but rather uncovering what’s already there and ready to be developed. We are here to lead our British friends into the new Gold country and show them the mines; we’re not there to dig it all up and use up its riches, which are actually limitless for all time. Once they arrive, everyone can dig for their own benefit and make themselves rich.

Neither, in so capricious inexpressible a Work as this of the Professor's, can our course now more than formerly be straightforward, step by step, but at best leap by leap. Significant Indications stand out here and there; which for the critical eye, that looks both widely and narrowly, shape themselves into some ground-scheme of a Whole: to select these with judgment, so that a leap from one to the other be possible, and (in our old figure) by chaining them together, a passable Bridge be effected: this, as heretofore, continues our only method. Among such light-spots, the following, floating in much wild matter about Perfectibility, has seemed worth clutching at:—

In such a wildly unpredictable piece like the Professor's, our approach can’t be as straightforward as before; instead, it’s more about taking one leap at a time. Key insights appear here and there that, for a discerning eye looking both broadly and closely, can form a basic outline of a whole: the challenge lies in selecting these wisely, ensuring that each leap connects smoothly and, as we used to say, that by linking them, we create a viable bridge. This method remains our only one. Among these highlights, the following idea, floating amid a lot of chaotic material about Perfectibility, seems worth grabbing onto:—

"Perhaps the most remarkable incident in Modern History," says Teufelsdrockh, "is not the Diet of Worms, still less the Battle of Austerlitz, Waterloo, Peterloo, or any other Battle; but an incident passed carelessly over by most Historians, and treated with some degree of ridicule by others: namely, George Fox's making to himself a suit of Leather. This man, the first of the Quakers, and by trade a Shoemaker, was one of those, to whom, under ruder or purer form, the Divine Idea of the Universe is pleased to manifest itself; and, across all the hulls of Ignorance and earthly Degradation, shine through, in unspeakable Awfulness, unspeakable Beauty, on their souls: who therefore are rightly accounted Prophets, God-possessed; or even Gods, as in some periods it has chanced. Sitting in his stall; working on tanned hides, amid pincers, paste-horns, rosin, swine-bristles, and a nameless flood of rubbish, this youth had, nevertheless, a Living Spirit belonging to him; also an antique Inspired Volume, through which, as through a window, it could look upwards, and discern its celestial Home. The task of a daily pair of shoes, coupled even with some prospect of victuals, and an honorable Mastership in Cordwainery, and perhaps the post of Thirdborough in his hundred, as the crown of long faithful sewing,—was nowise satisfaction enough to such a mind: but ever amid the boring and hammering came tones from that far country, came Splendors and Terrors; for this poor Cordwainer, as we said, was a Man; and the Temple of Immensity, wherein as Man he had been sent to minister, was full of holy mystery to him.

"Maybe the most notable event in Modern History," says Teufelsdrockh, "is not the Diet of Worms, not even the Battle of Austerlitz, Waterloo, Peterloo, or any other battle; but rather an event that most historians overlook and that some treat with a degree of ridicule: George Fox making himself a suit of leather. This man, the founder of the Quakers and by trade a shoemaker, was one of those people to whom, in both rough and pure forms, the Divine Idea of the Universe chooses to reveal itself; and, through all the layers of ignorance and earthly degradation, it shines through with unspeakable awe and beauty into their souls: which is why they are rightly seen as prophets, filled with God; or even gods themselves, as has occasionally been the case. Sitting at his workbench, crafting shoes from tanned hides, surrounded by tools and scraps, this young man had a Living Spirit within him; also an ancient Inspired Book, through which, like a window, he could look up and perceive his heavenly home. The daily grind of making shoes, along with the prospect of a meal and a respectable position as a master shoemaker, and maybe even becoming the Thirdborough in his area as a reward for long service—was nowhere near enough to satisfy such a mind: but amidst the hammering and laboring came sounds from that distant place, came Splendors and Terrors; for this humble shoemaker, as we mentioned, was a Man; and the vast Temple of Immensity, where he had been sent to serve as a Man, was full of sacred mystery for him."

"The Clergy of the neighborhood, the ordained Watchers and Interpreters of that same holy mystery, listened with un-affected tedium to his consultations, and advised him, as the solution of such doubts, to 'drink beer, and dance with the girls.' Blind leaders of the blind! For what end were their tithes levied and eaten; for what were their shovel-hats scooped out, and their surplices and cassock-aprons girt on; and such a church-repairing, and chaffering, and organing, and other racketing, held over that spot of God's Earth,—if Man were but a Patent Digester, and the Belly with its adjuncts the grand Reality? Fox turned from them, with tears and a sacred scorn, back to his Leather-parings and his Bible. Mountains of encumbrance, higher than AEtna, had been heaped over that Spirit: but it was a Spirit, and would not lie buried there. Through long days and nights of silent agony, it struggled and wrestled, with a man's force, to be free: how its prison-mountains heaved and swayed tumultuously, as the giant spirit shook them to this hand and that, and emerged into the light of Heaven! That Leicester shoe-shop, had men known it, was a holier place than any Vatican or Loretto-shrine.—'So bandaged, and hampered, and hemmed in,' groaned he, 'with thousand requisitions, obligations, straps, tatters, and tagrags, I can neither see nor move: not my own am I, but the World's; and Time flies fast, and Heaven is high, and Hell is deep: Man! bethink thee, if thou hast power of Thought! Why not; what binds me here? Want, want!—Ha, of what? Will all the shoe-wages under the Moon ferry me across into that far Land of Light? Only Meditation can, and devout Prayer to God. I will to the woods: the hollow of a tree will lodge me, wild berries feed me; and for Clothes, cannot I stitch myself one perennial suit of Leather!'

The local clergy, the ordained Watchers and Interpreters of that same holy mystery, listened with obvious boredom to his consultations and advised him, as a way to solve his doubts, to 'drink beer and dance with the girls.' Blind leaders of the blind! What was the point of taking their tithes, of wearing their fancy hats, and putting on their robes and cassocks, and the endless church repairs, and dealing, and organ playing, and all the other activities focused on that spot of God's Earth—if Man was just a set of digestive organs, and the belly and its parts the only reality? Fox turned away from them, with tears and a sacred scorn, back to his leather scraps and his Bible. Mountains of burden, higher than Etna, had been piled on that Spirit: but it was a Spirit and wouldn’t stay buried. Through long days and nights of silent agony, it fought hard, with all its might, to be free: how its prison mountains heaved and swayed tumultuously, as the mighty spirit shook them this way and that, emerging into the light of Heaven! That Leicester shoe-shop, if people had known, was a holier place than any Vatican or Loretto shrine. —'So bandaged, and hampered, and hemmed in,' he groaned, 'with a thousand demands, obligations, straps, rags, and scraps, I can neither see nor move: I do not belong to myself, but to the World; and Time flies quickly, and Heaven is high, and Hell is deep: Man! think carefully, if you have the power of Thought! Why not; what keeps me here? Want, want!—Ha, of what? Will all the shoe wages under the Moon get me across into that far Land of Light? Only Meditation can, and devoted Prayer to God. I will go to the woods: a hollow tree will shelter me, wild berries will feed me; and for Clothes, can’t I sew myself a lasting suit of Leather!'

"Historical Oil-painting," continues Teufelsdrockh, "is one of the Arts I never practiced; therefore shall I not decide whether this subject were easy of execution on the canvas. Yet often has it seemed to me as if such first outflashing of man's Freewill, to lighten, more and more into Day, the Chaotic Night that threatened to engulf him in its hindrances and its horrors, were properly the only grandeur there is in History. Let some living Angelo or Rosa, with seeing eye and understanding heart, picture George Fox on that morning, when he spreads out his cutting-board for the last time, and cuts cowhides by unwonted patterns, and stitches them together into one continuous all-including Case, the farewell service of his awl! Stitch away, thou noble Fox: every prick of that little instrument is pricking into the heart of Slavery, and World-worship, and the Mammon-god. Thy elbows jerk, as in strong swimmer-strokes, and every stroke is bearing thee across the Prison-ditch, within which Vanity holds her Workhouse and Ragfair, into lands of true Liberty; were the work done, there is in broad Europe one Free Man, and thou art he!

"Historical oil painting," Teufelsdrockh continues, "is one of the arts I've never practiced; therefore, I can't say whether this subject is easy to execute on canvas. Yet, it often seems to me that this initial expression of man’s free will, gradually bringing light to the chaotic darkness that threatens to engulf him with its obstacles and horrors, is truly the only greatness found in history. Let some talented artist, with perceptive eyes and an understanding heart, depict George Fox on that morning when he lays out his cutting board for the last time, cutting cowhides in unusual patterns and stitching them together into one seamless, all-encompassing case, a farewell service for his awl! Keep stitching, noble Fox: every prick of that little tool is a jab against slavery, idol worship, and the god of wealth. Your elbows move as in powerful swimming strokes, and every stroke carries you across the prison ditch, where vanity holds her workhouse and ragfair, toward lands of true freedom; if this work is finished, there is one free man in all of Europe, and that man is you!"

"Thus from the lowest depth there is a path to the loftiest height; and for the Poor also a Gospel has been published. Surely if, as D'Alembert asserts, my illustrious namesake, Diogenes, was the greatest man of Antiquity, only that he wanted Decency, then by stronger reason is George Fox the greatest of the Moderns, and greater than Diogenes himself: for he too stands on the adamantine basis of his Manhood, casting aside all props and shoars; yet not, in half-savage Pride, undervaluing the Earth; valuing it rather, as a place to yield him warmth and food, he looks Heavenward from his Earth, and dwells in an element of Mercy and Worship, with a still Strength, such as the Cynic's Tub did nowise witness. Great, truly, was that Tub; a temple from which man's dignity and divinity was scornfully preached abroad: but greater is the Leather Hull, for the same sermon was preached there, and not in Scorn but in Love."

"From the lowest point, there is a way to the highest peak; and a Gospel has also been shared for the Poor. If, as D'Alembert claims, my famous namesake, Diogenes, was the greatest man of Antiquity simply because he lacked Decency, then even more so, George Fox is the greatest of the Moderns, surpassing Diogenes himself. He too stands on the solid foundation of his Humanity, casting aside all support and barriers; yet, not in a half-savage Pride, does he look down on the Earth. Instead, he values it as a source of warmth and food, looking Heavenward from his place on Earth, living in an atmosphere of Mercy and Worship, with a quiet Strength that the Cynic's Tub never could show. Truly, that Tub was great; a temple from which man's dignity and divinity was mockingly preached: but the Leather Hull is greater, for the same message was shared there, not in Scorn but in Love."

George Fox's "perennial suit," with all that it held, has been worn quite into ashes for nigh two centuries: why, in a discussion on the Perfectibility of Society, reproduce it now? Not out of blind sectarian partisanship: Teufelsdrockh, himself is no Quaker; with all his pacific tendencies, did not we see him, in that scene at the North Cape, with the Archangel Smuggler, exhibit fire-arms?

George Fox's "enduring argument," with everything it contained, has almost turned to dust after nearly two centuries: why bring it up now in a discussion about the Perfectibility of Society? Not because of blind loyalty to a particular sect: Teufelsdrockh, himself, is not a Quaker; despite his peaceful nature, didn’t we see him, in that scene at the North Cape, with the Archangel Smuggler, handling firearms?

For us, aware of his deep Sansculottism, there is more meant in this passage than meets the ear. At the same time, who can avoid smiling at the earnestness and Boeotian simplicity (if indeed there be not an underhand satire in it), with which that "Incident" is here brought forward; and, in the Professor's ambiguous way, as clearly perhaps as he durst in Weissnichtwo, recommended to imitation! Does Teufelsdrockh anticipate that, in this age of refinement, any considerable class of the community, by way of testifying against the "Mammon-god," and escaping from what he calls "Vanity's Workhouse and Ragfair," where doubtless some of them are toiled and whipped and hoodwinked sufficiently,—will sheathe themselves in close-fitting cases of Leather? The idea is ridiculous in the extreme. Will Majesty lay aside its robes of state, and Beauty its frills and train-gowns, for a second skin of tanned hide? By which change Huddersfield and Manchester, and Coventry and Paisley, and the Fancy-Bazaar, were reduced to hungry solitudes; and only Day and Martin could profit. For neither would Teufelsdrockh's mad daydream, here as we presume covertly intended, of levelling Society (levelling it indeed with a vengeance, into one huge drowned marsh!), and so attaining the political effects of Nudity without its frigorific or other consequences,—be thereby realized. Would not the rich man purchase a waterproof suit of Russia Leather; and the high-born Belle step forth in red or azure morocco, lined with shamoy: the black cowhide being left to the Drudges and Gibeonites of the world; and so all the old Distinctions be re-established?

For us, aware of his strong Sansculottism, there's more intended in this passage than meets the eye. At the same time, who can help but smile at the earnestness and naive simplicity (if there’s not a sly satire in it) with which that "Incident" is presented; and, in the Professor's ambiguous manner, as clearly as he dared in Weissnichtwo, recommended for emulation! Does Teufelsdrockh really think that, in this era of sophistication, any significant group in society will, as a way of protesting against the "Mammon-god," and escaping from what he calls "Vanity's Workhouse and Ragfair," where surely some are toiling and mistreated enough, will dress themselves in tight leather suits? The idea is utterly ridiculous. Will royalty trade in their state robes, and beauty her frills and flowing gowns, for a second skin of tanned hide? By such a change, Huddersfield and Manchester, Coventry and Paisley, along with the Fancy-Bazaar, would turn into barren wastelands; and only Day and Martin would benefit. For neither would Teufelsdrock's wild daydream, which we assume is covertly intended here, of leveling society (leveling it indeed with a vengeance into one massive submerged swamp!) and achieving the political effects of Nudity without the freezing or other consequences, be realized. Wouldn't the wealthy man just buy a waterproof suit of Russia leather? And wouldn't the high-born beauty step out in red or blue morocco, lined with chamois: leaving the black cowhide to the laborers and outcasts of the world; and so all the old distinctions be reinstated?

Or has the Professor his own deeper intention; and laughs in his sleeve at our strictures and glosses, which indeed are but a part thereof?

Or does the Professor have his own deeper intention and secretly laughs at our criticisms and interpretations, which are actually just part of it?





CHAPTER II. CHURCH-CLOTHES.

Not less questionable is his Chapter on Church-Clothes, which has the farther distinction of being the shortest in the Volume. We here translate it entire:—

Not less questionable is his Chapter on Church-Clothes, which also happens to be the shortest in the Volume. We present it here in full:—

"By Church-Clothes, it need not be premised that I mean infinitely more than Cassocks and Surplices; and do not at all mean the mere haberdasher Sunday Clothes that men go to Church in. Far from it! Church-Clothes are, in our vocabulary, the Forms, the Vestures, under which men have at various periods embodied and represented for themselves the Religious Principle; that is to say, invested the Divine Idea of the World with a sensible and practically active Body, so that it might dwell among them as a living and life-giving WORD.

"By Church-Clothes, I don’t just mean cassocks and surplices; I definitely don’t mean the regular Sunday outfits that people wear to church. Not at all! Church-Clothes refer to the forms, the vestures, under which people have at different times embodied and represented the Religious Principle for themselves. In other words, they give the Divine Idea of the World a tangible and active presence so that it can exist among them as a living and life-giving WORD."

"These are unspeakably the most important of all the vestures and garnitures of Human Existence. They are first spun and woven, I may say, by that wonder of wonders, SOCIETY; for it is still only when 'two or three are gathered together,' that Religion, spiritually existent, and indeed indestructible, however latent, in each, first outwardly manifests itself (as with 'cloven tongues of fire'), and seeks to be embodied in a visible Communion and Church Militant. Mystical, more than magical, is that Communing of Soul with Soul, both looking heavenward: here properly Soul first speaks with Soul; for only in looking heavenward, take it in what sense you may, not in looking earthward, does what we can call Union, mutual Love, Society, begin to be possible. How true is that of Novalis: 'It is certain, my Belief gains quite infinitely the moment I can convince another mind thereof'! Gaze thou in the face of thy Brother, in those eyes where plays the lambent fire of Kindness, or in those where rages the lurid conflagration of Anger; feel how thy own so quiet Soul is straightway involuntarily kindled with the like, and ye blaze and reverberate on each other, till it is all one limitless confluent flame (of embracing Love, or of deadly-grappling Hate); and then say what miraculous virtue goes out of man into man. But if so, through all the thick-plied hulls of our Earthly Life; how much more when it is of the Divine Life we speak, and inmost ME is, as it were, brought into contact with inmost ME!

"These are undeniably the most important aspects of Human Existence. They are first created by that incredible force, SOCIETY; for it is only when 'two or three are gathered together' that Religion, inherently present and indestructible, even if hidden, in each person, begins to reveal itself outwardly (like 'cloven tongues of fire'), and aims to be embodied in a visible Community and Church Militant. The connection between souls, more mystical than magical, occurs when Soul speaks to Soul, both looking upward: here is where true connection happens; for only by looking up, however you interpret it, and not down, does what we can call Union, mutual Love, and Society start to become possible. Novalis said it well: 'It is certain, my Belief gains quite infinitely the moment I can convince another mind thereof'! Look into the eyes of your Brother, where the gentle fire of Kindness dances, or where the raging flames of Anger burn; feel how your own quiet Soul is instantly stirred, and you ignite and reflect each other until it becomes one endless confluence of flame (of embracing Love or fierce Hate); and then consider the miraculous energy that flows from one person to another. But if this happens amidst the dense layers of our Earthly Life, how much more significant is it when we speak of the Divine Life and connect our innermost selves?"

"Thus was it that I said, the Church Clothes are first spun and woven by Society; outward Religion originates by Society, Society becomes possible by Religion. Nay, perhaps, every conceivable Society, past and present, may well be figured as properly and wholly a Church, in one or other of these three predicaments: an audibly preaching and prophesying Church, which is the best; second, a Church that struggles to preach and prophesy, but cannot as yet, till its Pentecost come; and third and worst, a Church gone dumb with old age, or which only mumbles delirium prior to dissolution. Whoso fancies that by Church is here meant Chapter-houses and Cathedrals, or by preaching and prophesying, mere speech and chanting, let him," says the oracular Professor, "read on, light of heart (getrosten Muthes).

"That's why I said, the Church Clothes are first created by Society; outward Religion comes from Society, and Society becomes possible because of Religion. In fact, every Society, whether past or present, can be imagined as completely and totally a Church, fitting into one of these three categories: first, a Church that actively preaches and prophesies, which is the best; second, a Church that tries to preach and prophesy but hasn't quite made it yet, waiting for its moment of inspiration; and third, the worst kind, a Church that's gone silent with age, or that only mutters incoherently before it fades away. If anyone thinks that the term Church here refers to Chapter-houses and Cathedrals, or that preaching and prophesying only mean talking and singing, let them," says the wise Professor, "read on, light of heart (getrosten Muthes).

"But with regard to your Church proper, and the Church-Clothes specially recognized as Church-Clothes, I remark, fearlessly enough, that without such Vestures and sacred Tissues Society has not existed, and will not exist. For if Government is, so to speak, the outward SKIN of the Body Politic, holding the whole together and protecting it; and all your Craft-Guilds, and Associations for Industry, of hand or of head, are the Fleshly Clothes, the muscular and osseous Tissues (lying under such SKIN), whereby Society stands and works;—then is Religion the inmost Pericardial and Nervous Tissue, which ministers Life and warm Circulation to the whole. Without which Pericardial Tissue the Bones and Muscles (of Industry) were inert, or animated only by a Galvanic vitality; the SKIN would become a shrivelled pelt, or fast-rotting rawhide; and Society itself a dead carcass,—deserving to be buried. Men were no longer Social, but Gregarious; which latter state also could not continue, but must gradually issue in universal selfish discord, hatred, savage isolation, and dispersion;—whereby, as we might continue to say, the very dust and dead body of Society would have evaporated and become abolished. Such, and so all-important, all-sustaining, are the Church-Clothes to civilized or even to rational men.

"But regarding your church and the specific church attire recognized as such, I boldly say that without these garments and sacred fabrics, society has not existed and will not exist. If government is, so to speak, the outer skin of the political body, holding everything together and protecting it; and all your craft guilds and industry associations, whether manual or intellectual, are the flesh and bones beneath that skin, through which society stands and operates; then religion is the innermost tissue, providing life and warm circulation to the whole. Without this vital tissue, the bones and muscles of industry would be lifeless, or only animated by an artificial spark; the skin would become a shriveled hide, or decaying rawhide; and society itself a lifeless corpse, unworthy of burial. People would no longer be social but merely gregarious; this latter state couldn't last, leading to selfish discord, hatred, savage isolation, and disintegration—resulting in the complete dissolution of society. Such is the critical and sustaining role of church attire for civilized or even rational individuals."

"Meanwhile, in our era of the World, those same Church-Clothes have gone sorrowfully out-at-elbows; nay, far worse, many of them have become mere hollow Shapes, or Masks, under which no living Figure or Spirit any longer dwells; but only spiders and unclean beetles, in horrid accumulation, drive their trade; and the mask still glares on you with its glass eyes, in ghastly affectation of Life,—some generation-and-half after Religion has quite withdrawn from it, and in unnoticed nooks is weaving for herself new Vestures, wherewith to reappear, and bless us, or our sons or grandsons. As a Priest, or Interpreter of the Holy, is the noblest and highest of all men, so is a Sham-priest (Schein-priester) the falsest and basest; neither is it doubtful that his Canonicals, were they Popes' Tiaras, will one day be torn from him, to make bandages for the wounds of mankind; or even to burn into tinder, for general scientific or culinary purposes.

"Meanwhile, in our time, those same church clothes have sadly fallen out of style; in fact, many of them have turned into mere empty shapes or masks, under which no living figure or spirit resides anymore; only spiders and unclean beetles thrive in dreadful numbers. The mask still stares at you with its glass eyes, grotesquely pretending to be alive—long after religion has completely distanced itself from it, quietly crafting new garments in hidden corners to reappear and bless us, or our children or grandchildren. Just as a priest or interpreter of the sacred is the noblest and highest of all people, a fake priest is the most deceitful and lowly; it’s also clear that his vestments, even if they are papal tiaras, will someday be stripped away from him to be used as bandages for the wounds of humanity or even turned into tinder for scientific or cooking needs."

"All which, as out of place here, falls to be handled in my Second Volume, On the Palingenesia, or Newbirth of Society; which volume, as treating practically of the Wear, Destruction, and Retexture of Spiritual Tissues, or Garments, forms, properly speaking, the Transcendental or ultimate Portion of this my work on Clothes, and is already in a state of forwardness."

"All of this, being out of place here, will be addressed in my Second Volume, On the Palingenesia, or Newbirth of Society; which volume, since it practically discusses the Wear, Destruction, and Retexture of Spiritual Tissues, or Garments, constitutes the Transcendental or ultimate part of this work on Clothes, and is already well underway."

And herewith, no farther exposition, note, or commentary being added, does Teufelsdrockh, and must his Editor now, terminate the singular chapter on Church-Clothes!

And with that, without any further explanation, note, or commentary added, Teufelsdrockh, and now his Editor, concludes the unique chapter on Church-Clothes!





CHAPTER III. SYMBOLS.

Probably it will elucidate the drift of these foregoing obscure utterances, if we here insert somewhat of our Professor's speculations on Symbols. To state his whole doctrine, indeed, were beyond our compass: nowhere is he more mysterious, impalpable, than in this of "Fantasy being the organ of the Godlike;" and how "Man thereby, though based, to all seeming, on the small Visible, does nevertheless extend down into the infinite deeps of the Invisible, of which Invisible, indeed, his Life is properly the bodying forth." Let us, omitting these high transcendental aspects of the matter, study to glean (whether from the Paper-bags or the Printed Volume) what little seems logical and practical, and cunningly arrange it into such degree of coherence as it will assume. By way of proem, take the following not injudicious remarks:—

It will probably clarify the meaning of these earlier unclear statements if we include some of our Professor's thoughts on Symbols. Explaining his entire theory would be too much for us; he is especially mysterious and elusive when it comes to the idea that "Fantasy is the organ of the Godlike." He talks about how "Man, while seemingly grounded in the small Visible, actually reaches down into the infinite depths of the Invisible, which indeed forms the true essence of his Life." Let's skip over these lofty, abstract concepts and focus on gathering what seems logical and practical, whether from the Paper-bags or the Printed Volume, and arrange it coherently as best as we can. To start, consider the following reasonable remarks:—

"The benignant efficacies of Concealment," cries our Professor, "who shall speak or sing? SILENCE and SECRECY! Altars might still be raised to them (were this an altar-building time) for universal worship. Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together; that at length they may emerge, full-formed and majestic, into the daylight of Life, which they are thenceforth to rule. Not William the Silent only, but all the considerable men I have known, and the most undiplomatic and unstrategic of these, forbore to babble of what they were creating and projecting. Nay, in thy own mean perplexities, do thou thyself but hold thy tongue for one day: on the morrow, how much clearer are thy purposes and duties; what wreck and rubbish have those mute workmen within thee swept away, when intrusive noises were shut out! Speech is too often not, as the Frenchman defined it, the art of concealing Thought; but of quite stifling and suspending Thought, so that there is none to conceal. Speech too is great, but not the greatest. As the Swiss Inscription says: Sprechen ist silbern, Schweigen ist golden (Speech is silvern, Silence is golden); or as I might rather express it: Speech is of Time, Silence is of Eternity.

"The positive effects of Concealment," our Professor exclaims, "who will speak or sing? SILENCE and SECRECY! If this were a time for building altars, we could still create them for universal worship. Silence is the environment where great things come together; eventually, they can emerge, fully formed and majestic, into the light of Life, which they will then govern. It's not just William the Silent, but all the significant people I've known, even the most direct and unstrategic among them, refrained from talking about what they were creating and planning. Even in your everyday struggles, just hold your tongue for one day: when the next day comes, how much clearer your goals and responsibilities are; what debris and clutter those silent workers within you have cleared away when outside noises were kept at bay! Speech often isn’t, as the Frenchman put it, the art of hiding Thought; instead, it can stifle and suspend Thought so that there’s nothing left to hide. Speech is important, but not the most important. As the Swiss inscription says: Sprechen ist silbern, Schweigen ist golden (Speech is silver, Silence is golden); or as I would put it: Speech belongs to Time, Silence belongs to Eternity."

"Bees will not work except in darkness; Thought will not work except in Silence: neither will Virtue work except in Secrecy. Let not thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth! Neither shalt thou prate even to thy own heart of 'those secrets known to all.' Is not Shame (Schaam) the soil of all Virtue, of all good manners and good morals? Like other plants, Virtue will not grow unless its root be hidden, buried from the eye of the sun. Let the sun shine on it, nay do but look at it privily thyself, the root withers, and no flower will glad thee. O my Friends, when we view the fair clustering flowers that overwreathe, for example, the Marriage-bower, and encircle man's life with the fragrance and hues of Heaven, what hand will not smite the foul plunderer that grubs them up by the roots, and, with grinning, grunting satisfaction, shows us the dung they flourish in! Men speak much of the Printing Press with its Newspapers: du Himmel! what are these to Clothes and the Tailor's Goose?

Bees won’t work unless it’s dark; thoughts won’t flow unless there’s silence, and neither will virtue thrive unless it’s kept secret. Don’t let your left hand know what your right hand is doing! You shouldn’t even talk to yourself about "those secrets known to all." Isn’t shame the foundation of all virtue, good manners, and morality? Like other plants, virtue won’t grow unless its roots are hidden, buried away from the sun’s gaze. Let the sun shine on it, or even if you just glance at it yourself, the roots will wither, and you won’t see any flowers. Oh, my friends, when we look at the beautiful flowers that adorn, for instance, the wedding bower and fill our lives with the scents and colors of heaven, what hand wouldn’t strike the nasty thief who digs them up by the roots and, with a smug grin, shows us the dirt they thrive in? People talk a lot about the printing press and its newspapers: my goodness, what are these compared to clothes and the tailor's needle?

"Of kin to the so incalculable influences of Concealment, and connected with still greater things, is the wondrous agency of Symbols. In a Symbol there is concealment and yet revelation; here therefore, by Silence and by Speech acting together, comes a double significance. And if both the Speech be itself high, and the Silence fit and noble, how expressive will their union be! Thus in many a painted Device, or simple Seal-emblem, the commonest Truth stands out to us proclaimed with quite new emphasis.

"Related to the countless effects of Concealment and tied to even greater concepts, is the amazing power of Symbols. In a Symbol, there is both hidden meaning and revelation; therefore, through Silence and Speech working in tandem, we get a double significance. If the Speech is elevated and the Silence is appropriate and noble, their combination becomes incredibly expressive! This way, in many painted Designs or simple Seal-emblems, the most ordinary Truth is presented to us with a fresh intensity."

"For it is here that Fantasy with her mystic wonderland plays into the small prose domain of Sense, and becomes incorporated therewith. In the Symbol proper, what we can call a Symbol, there is ever, more or less distinctly and directly, some embodiment and revelation of the Infinite; the Infinite is made to blend itself with the Finite, to stand visible, and as it were, attainable there. By Symbols, accordingly, is man guided and commanded, made happy, made wretched: He everywhere finds himself encompassed with Symbols, recognized as such or not recognized: the Universe is but one vast Symbol of God; nay if thou wilt have it, what is man himself but a Symbol of God; is not all that he does symbolical; a revelation to Sense of the mystic god-given force that is in him; a 'Gospel of Freedom,' which he, the 'Messias of Nature,' preaches, as he can, by act and word? Not a Hut he builds but is the visible embodiment of a Thought; but bears visible record of invisible things; but is, in the transcendental sense, symbolical as well as real."

"For here, Fantasy with its magical wonderland merges into the small realm of Sense and becomes part of it. In the true Symbol, what we can call a Symbol, there is always, more or less clearly and directly, some representation and revelation of the Infinite; the Infinite merges with the Finite, appearing visible and, in a way, attainable there. Through Symbols, man is guided and directed, made happy, or made miserable: he finds himself surrounded by Symbols, whether he recognizes them or not: the Universe is just one vast Symbol of God; indeed, if you think about it, what is man himself but a Symbol of God; isn’t everything he does symbolic; a revelation to Sense of the mystical, divine force within him; a 'Gospel of Freedom' that he, the 'Messiah of Nature,' proclaims in his own way, through action and words? Not a Hut he builds that isn’t the visible representation of a Thought; it bears visible witness to invisible things; it is, in a transcendental sense, both symbolic and real."

"Man," says the Professor elsewhere, in quite antipodal contrast with these high-soaring delineations, which we have here cut short on the verge of the inane, "Man is by birth somewhat of an owl. Perhaps, too, of all the owleries that ever possessed him, the most owlish, if we consider it, is that of your actually existing Motive-Millwrights. Fantastic tricks enough man has played, in his time; has fancied himself to be most things, down even to an animated heap of Glass: but to fancy himself a dead Iron-Balance for weighing Pains and Pleasures on, was reserved for this his latter era. There stands he, his Universe one huge Manger, filled with hay and thistles to be weighed against each other; and looks long-eared enough. Alas, poor devil! spectres are appointed to haunt him: one age he is hag-ridden, bewitched; the next, priest-ridden, befooled; in all ages, bedevilled. And now the Genius of Mechanism smothers him worse than any Nightmare did; till the Soul is nigh choked out of him, and only a kind of Digestive, Mechanic life remains. In Earth and in Heaven he can see nothing but Mechanism; has fear for nothing else, hope in nothing else: the world would indeed grind him to pieces; but cannot he fathom the Doctrine of Motives, and cunningly compute these, and mechanize them to grind the other way?

"Man," says the Professor elsewhere, in stark contrast to these grand descriptions that we've cut short at the edge of nonsense, "Man is by nature a bit of an owl. Perhaps, too, of all the owl-like qualities he's ever had, the most pronounced one today is that of the current Motive-Millwrights. Man has played some pretty wild tricks throughout history, imagining himself to be many things, even down to a moving pile of glass: but to think of himself as a dead Iron-Balance for weighing Pains and Pleasures was reserved for this later time. Here he stands, his Universe a giant Manger, stuffed with hay and thorns to be weighed against each other; and he looks quite the part. Alas, poor soul! phantoms are set to haunt him: one era he's burdened, enchanted; the next, misled by priests; in all eras, troubled. And now the Genius of Mechanism stifles him worse than any Nightmare ever could; until the Soul is nearly choked out of him, leaving only a sort of Digestive, Mechanical existence. In Earth and in Heaven, he sees nothing but Mechanism; fears nothing else, hopes for nothing else: the world would truly crush him; but can he not understand the Doctrine of Motives, cleverly calculate them, and mechanize them to work in his favor?"

"Were he not, as has been said, purblinded by enchantment, you had but to bid him open his eyes and look. In which country, in which time, was it hitherto that man's history, or the history of any man, went on by calculated or calculable 'Motives'? What make ye of your Christianities, and Chivalries, and Reformations, and Marseillaise Hymns, and Reigns of Terror? Nay, has not perhaps the Motive-grinder himself been in Love? Did he never stand so much as a contested Election? Leave him to Time, and the medicating virtue of Nature."

"Were he not, as mentioned, blinded by enchantment, all you had to do was tell him to open his eyes and look. In which country, at which time, has a person’s history, or the history of any individual, progressed through calculated or predictable 'Motives'? What do you make of your Christianities, and Chivalries, and Reformations, and Marseillaise Hymns, and Reigns of Terror? Surely, hasn’t even the one who grinds out Motives been in Love? Did he never face a contested Election? Just leave him to Time, along with the healing power of Nature."

"Yes, Friends," elsewhere observes the Professor, "not our Logical, Mensurative faculty, but our Imaginative one is King over us; I might say, Priest and Prophet to lead us heavenward; or Magician and Wizard to lead us hellward. Nay, even for the basest Sensualist, what is Sense but the implement of Fantasy; the vessel it drinks out of? Ever in the dullest existence there is a sheen either of Inspiration or of Madness (thou partly hast it in thy choice, which of the two), that gleams in from the circumambient Eternity, and colors with its own hues our little islet of Time. The Understanding is indeed thy window, too clear thou canst not make it; but Fantasy is thy eye, with its color-giving retina, healthy or diseased. Have not I myself known five hundred living soldiers sabred into crows'-meat for a piece of glazed cotton, which they called their Flag; which, had you sold it at any market-cross, would not have brought above three groschen? Did not the whole Hungarian Nation rise, like some tumultuous moon-stirred Atlantic, when Kaiser Joseph pocketed their Iron Crown; an implement, as was sagaciously observed, in size and commercial value little differing from a horse-shoe? It is in and through Symbols that man, consciously or unconsciously, lives, works, and has his being: those ages, moreover, are accounted the noblest which can the best recognize symbolical worth, and prize it the highest. For is not a Symbol ever, to him who has eyes for it, some dimmer or clearer revelation of the Godlike?

"Yes, Friends," the Professor notes elsewhere, "it's not our logical or measuring abilities that control us, but our imagination; I could say it's like a priest and prophet guiding us towards heaven, or a magician and wizard leading us towards hell. Even for the most basic sensualist, what is sense if not a tool of fantasy; the cup it drinks from? Even in the dullest existence, there's always a glimmer of inspiration or madness (you partly choose which one), shining in from the surrounding eternity, coloring our little island of time with its own shades. The understanding is indeed your window—you can't make it too clear—but imagination is your eye, with its color-giving retina, whether healthy or sick. Haven't I seen five hundred living soldiers turned into carrion for a scrap of glazed cotton they called their flag; which, if you had sold it at any market, wouldn't have fetched more than three groschen? Didn't the whole Hungarian nation rise up, like a tumultuous moon-tossed ocean, when Kaiser Joseph took their Iron Crown; a thing that, as was wisely pointed out, was not much larger or more valuable than a horseshoe? It is through symbols that humans, consciously or unconsciously, live, work, and find meaning: those ages are considered the greatest that can best recognize symbolic worth and value it the most. For isn’t a symbol always, to someone who can see it, a clearer or dimmer revelation of the divine?"

"Of Symbols, however, I remark farther, that they have both an extrinsic and intrinsic value; oftenest the former only. What, for instance, was in that clouted Shoe, which the Peasants bore aloft with them as ensign in their Bauernkrieg (Peasants' War)? Or in the Wallet-and-staff round which the Netherland Gueux, glorying in that nickname of Beggars, heroically rallied and prevailed, though against King Philip himself? Intrinsic significance these had none: only extrinsic; as the accidental Standards of multitudes more or less sacredly uniting together; in which union itself, as above noted, there is ever something mystical and borrowing of the Godlike. Under a like category, too, stand, or stood, the stupidest heraldic Coats-of-arms; military Banners everywhere; and generally all national or other sectarian Costumes and Customs: they have no intrinsic, necessary divineness, or even worth; but have acquired an extrinsic one. Nevertheless through all these there glimmers something of a Divine Idea; as through military Banners themselves, the Divine Idea of Duty, of heroic Daring; in some instances of Freedom, of Right. Nay the highest ensign that men ever met and embraced under, the Cross itself, had no meaning save an accidental extrinsic one.

"Symbols, however, have both an external and internal value; most often just the former. For example, what was there in that old shoe that the peasants raised as their symbol in the Bauernkrieg (Peasants' War)? Or in the wallet and staff that the Dutch Gueux, proudly calling themselves Beggars, rallied around and conquered, even against King Philip? These had no internal significance: only external; as the random standards of groups coming together in varying degrees of sacredness, where there’s always something mystical and godlike in that unity. In the same way, the most meaningless heraldic coats of arms, military banners, and all national or sectarian costumes and customs belong to this category: they don’t possess any internal, necessary divine quality, or even true worth; yet they have gained an external value. Still, through all these symbols, a glimmer of a Divine Idea shines through; just as through military banners, the Divine Idea of Duty, of heroic daring; at times of Freedom, of Right. In fact, the highest symbol that people ever came together under, the Cross itself, held no meaning except for an accidental external one."

"Another matter it is, however, when your Symbol has intrinsic meaning, and is of itself fit that men should unite round it. Let but the Godlike manifest itself to Sense, let but Eternity look, more or less visibly, through the Time-Figure (Zeitbild)! Then is it fit that men unite there; and worship together before such Symbol; and so from day to day, and from age to age, superadd to it new divineness.

"However, it's a different story when your Symbol has intrinsic meaning and is truly worthy of people coming together around it. If only the Godlike could become apparent to our senses, if only Eternity could, more or less visibly, peek through the Time-Figure (Zeitbild)! Then it makes sense for people to unite there and worship together before such a Symbol; and so, day by day and age by age, add new divine qualities to it."

"Of this latter sort are all true Works of Art: in them (if thou know a Work of Art from a Daub of Artifice) wilt thou discern Eternity looking through Time; the Godlike rendered visible. Here too may an extrinsic value gradually superadd itself: thus certain Iliads, and the like, have, in three thousand years, attained quite new significance. But nobler than all in this kind are the Lives of heroic god-inspired Men; for what other Work of Art is so divine? In Death too, in the Death of the Just, as the last perfection of a Work of Art, may we not discern symbolic meaning? In that divinely transfigured Sleep, as of Victory, resting over the beloved face which now knows thee no more, read (if thou canst for tears) the confluence of Time with Eternity, and some gleam of the latter peering through.

All true Works of Art belong to this category: in them (if you can tell a Work of Art from a mere fake) you will see Eternity shining through Time; the Godlike made visible. Here, too, an external value can gradually add itself: thus certain Iliads, and similar works, have gained entirely new significance over three thousand years. But even nobler than all of these are the Lives of heroic, divinely inspired Men; for what other Work of Art is so divine? In Death too, in the Death of the Just, as the ultimate perfection of a Work of Art, can we not see symbolic meaning? In that divinely transformed Sleep, like Victory, resting on the beloved face which no longer recognizes you, read (if you can through your tears) the merging of Time with Eternity, and some hint of the latter peeking through.

"Highest of all Symbols are those wherein the Artist or Poet has risen into Prophet, and all men can recognize a present God, and worship the Same: I mean religious Symbols. Various enough have been such religious Symbols, what we call Religions; as men stood in this stage of culture or the other, and could worse or better body forth the Godlike: some Symbols with a transient intrinsic worth; many with only an extrinsic. If thou ask to what height man has carried it in this manner, look on our divinest Symbol: on Jesus of Nazareth, and his Life, and his Biography, and what followed therefrom. Higher has the human Thought not yet reached: this is Christianity and Christendom; a Symbol of quite perennial, infinite character; whose significance will ever demand to be anew inquired into, and anew made manifest.

The highest Symbols are those where the Artist or Poet has become a Prophet, allowing everyone to recognize a present God and worship Him. I’m talking about religious Symbols. There have been many kinds of religious Symbols, what we call Religions, as people have moved through different stages of culture, expressing the divine in better or worse ways: some Symbols have temporary intrinsic value, while many have only external significance. If you want to see how far humanity has taken this, look at our greatest Symbol: Jesus of Nazareth, his Life, his Biography, and what followed from that. Human Thought hasn’t reached a higher point than this; this is Christianity and Christendom—a Symbol of truly timeless, infinite nature, whose meaning will always invite new exploration and understanding.

"But, on the whole, as Time adds much to the sacredness of Symbols, so likewise in his progress he at length defaces, or even desecrates them; and Symbols, like all terrestrial Garments, wax old. Homer's Epos has not ceased to be true; yet it is no longer our Epos, but shines in the distance, if clearer and clearer, yet also smaller and smaller, like a receding Star. It needs a scientific telescope, it needs to be reinterpreted and artificially brought near us, before we can so much as know that it was a Sun. So likewise a day comes when the Runic Thor, with his Eddas, must withdraw into dimness; and many an African Mumbo-Jumbo and Indian Pawaw be utterly abolished. For all things, even Celestial Luminaries, much more atmospheric meteors, have their rise, their culmination, their decline.

"But overall, while time enhances the significance of symbols, it also ultimately erodes or even defiles them; and symbols, like all earthly garments, grow old. Homer's epic remains true, yet it is no longer our epic; it glimmers in the distance, clearer and clearer, yet also smaller and smaller, like a fading star. It requires a scientific telescope; it needs to be reinterpreted and artificially brought closer to us before we can even recognize that it was a sun. Similarly, a time will come when the runic Thor, along with his Eddas, must fade into obscurity; many an African mumbo-jumbo and Indian powwow will be completely forgotten. Everything, even celestial bodies, along with atmospheric phenomena, has its rise, peak, and decline."

"Small is this which thou tellest me, that the Royal Sceptre is but a piece of gilt wood; that the Pyx has become a most foolish box, and truly, as Ancient Pistol thought, 'of little price.' A right Conjurer might I name thee, couldst thou conjure back into these wooden tools the divine virtue they once held.

"What's this you’re telling me? The Royal Sceptre is just a piece of gold-painted wood; the Pyx has turned into a silly box, and honestly, as Ancient Pistol put it, 'worth very little.' I could call you a real magician if you could bring back the divine power these wooden objects once had."

"Of this thing, however, be certain: wouldst thou plant for Eternity, then plant into the deep infinite faculties of man, his Fantasy and Heart; wouldst thou plant for Year and Day, then plant into his shallow superficial faculties, his Self-love and Arithmetical Understanding, what will grow there. A Hierarch, therefore, and Pontiff of the World will we call him, the Poet and inspired Maker; who, Prometheus-like, can shape new Symbols, and bring new Fire from Heaven to fix it there. Such too will not always be wanting; neither perhaps now are. Meanwhile, as the average of matters goes, we account him Legislator and wise who can so much as tell when a Symbol has grown old, and gently remove it.

"Of this, however, be sure: if you want to create something lasting, then invest in the deep, limitless capabilities of humans, their imagination and emotions; if you want something temporary, then invest in their shallow, superficial qualities, their self-interest and basic understanding, and that will be what you get. Therefore, we will call the Poet and inspired Creator a Hierarch and Pontiff of the World; like Prometheus, they can create new Symbols and bring down new Fire from Heaven to establish them. Such figures will not always be absent; there may even be some around now. In the meantime, as things usually go, we consider someone wise and a Legislator if they can even recognize when a Symbol has become outdated and gently remove it."

"When, as the last English Coronation [*] I was preparing," concludes this wonderful Professor, "I read in their Newspapers that the 'Champion of England,' he who has to offer battle to the Universe for his new King, had brought it so far that he could now 'mount his horse with little assistance,' I said to myself: Here also we have a Symbol well-nigh superannuated. Alas, move whithersoever you may, are not the tatters and rags of superannuated worn-out Symbols (in this Ragfair of a World) dropping off everywhere, to hoodwink, to halter, to tether you; nay, if you shake them not aside, threatening to accumulate, and perhaps produce suffocation?"

"When I was preparing for the last English Coronation," concludes this remarkable Professor, "I read in their newspapers that the 'Champion of England,' the one who has to challenge the world for his new King, had made it so far that he could now 'mount his horse with little help.' I thought to myself: Here too, we have a symbol that's almost outdated. Unfortunately, no matter where you go, aren’t the tattered remnants of worn-out symbols (in this chaotic world) falling off everywhere, trying to deceive, restrain, or control you? If you don’t push them aside, they’ll threaten to pile up and might even suffocate you."

     * That of George IV.—ED.
That of George IV.—ED.




CHAPTER IV. HELOTAGE.

At this point we determine on adverting shortly, or rather reverting, to a certain Tract of Hofrath Heuschrecke's, entitled Institute for the Repression of Population; which lies, dishonorably enough (with torn leaves, and a perceptible smell of aloetic drugs), stuffed into the Bag Pisces. Not indeed for the sake of the tract itself, which we admire little; but of the marginal Notes, evidently in Teufelsdrockh's hand, which rather copiously fringe it. A few of these may be in their right place here.

At this point, we should briefly mention, or rather go back to, a certain piece by Hofrath Heuschrecke, called Institute for the Repression of Population; which, rather shamefully (with torn pages and a noticeable scent of medicinal herbs), is stuffed into the Bag Pisces. Not really because we think much of the tract itself, which we find unimpressive; but because of the marginal notes, clearly in Teufelsdrockh's handwriting, which somewhat abundantly adorn it. A few of these may fit in nicely here.

Into the Hofrath's Institute, with its extraordinary schemes, and machinery of Corresponding Boards and the like, we shall not so much as glance. Enough for us to understand that Heuschrecke is a disciple of Malthus; and so zealous for the doctrine, that his zeal almost literally eats him up. A deadly fear of Population possesses the Hofrath; something like a fixed idea; undoubtedly akin to the more diluted forms of Madness. Nowhere, in that quarter of his intellectual world, is there light; nothing but a grim shadow of Hunger; open mouths opening wider and wider; a world to terminate by the frightfullest consummation: by its too dense inhabitants, famished into delirium, universally eating one another. To make air for himself in which strangulation, choking enough to a benevolent heart, the Hofrath founds, or proposes to found, this Institute of his, as the best he can do. It is only with our Professor's comments thereon that we concern ourselves.

We won't even take a look at the Hofrath's Institute, with its strange plans and the machinery of Corresponding Boards and the like. It’s enough for us to know that Heuschrecke is a follower of Malthus, and he’s so passionate about it that his fervor almost consumes him. The Hofrath is gripped by a deep fear of Population, something like an obsession; it's definitely similar to milder forms of madness. In that part of his intellectual world, there is no light; just a dark shadow of Hunger, with mouths opening wider and wider; a world on course for a terrifying end: with its overpopulated inhabitants driven mad by starvation, resorting to cannibalism. To create some breathing room in a situation that would choke any kind-hearted person, the Hofrath establishes, or plans to establish, this Institute of his, as the best solution he can think of. We only care about our Professor’s comments on it.

First, then, remark that Teufelsdrockh, as a speculative Radical, has his own notions about human dignity; that the Zahdarm palaces and courtesies have not made him forgetful of the Futteral cottages. On the blank cover of Heuschrecke's Tract we find the following indistinctly engrossed:—

First, note that Teufelsdrockh, as a radical thinker, has his own ideas about human dignity; the opulence of the Zahdarm palaces and their formalities have not caused him to forget the Futteral cottages. On the blank cover of Heuschrecke's Tract, we find the following faintly written:—

"Two men I honor, and no third. First, the toilworn Craftsman that with earth-made Implement laboriously conquers the Earth, and makes her man's. Venerable to me is the hard Hand; crooked, coarse; wherein notwithstanding lies a cunning virtue, indefeasibly royal, as of the Sceptre of this Planet. Venerable too is the rugged face, all weather-tanned, besoiled, with its rude intelligence; for it is the face of a Man living manlike. Oh, but the more venerable for thy rudeness, and even because we must pity as well as love thee! Hardly-entreated Brother! For us was thy back so bent, for us were thy straight limbs and fingers so deformed: thou wert our Conscript, on whom the lot fell, and fighting our battles wert so marred. For in thee too lay a god-created Form, but it was not to be unfolded; encrusted must it stand with the thick adhesions and defacements of Labor: and thy body, like thy soul, was not to know freedom. Yet toil on, toil on: thou art in thy duty, be out of it who may; thou toilest for the altogether indispensable, for daily bread.

"Two men I respect, and no one else. First, the hardworking Craftsman who, with his handmade tools, tirelessly conquers the Earth and makes it belong to humanity. I hold the strong hands in high regard; they may be crooked and rough, but within them lies an undeniable skill, just as noble as the Sceptre of this Planet. I also respect the weathered face, tanned and dirty, with its raw intelligence; it's the face of a man living authentically. Oh, but I respect you even more for your roughness, and because we must feel compassion as well as love for you! Hardworking Brother! Your back is bent for our sake, and your straight limbs and fingers are deformed because of us: you were our conscript, chosen to fight our battles, and in doing so, you were scarred. For within you too was a divinely created form, but it couldn't be revealed; it must remain encased in the heavy burdens and damages of hard work: and your body, like your soul, will never know freedom. Yet keep working, keep going: you are fulfilling your duty, regardless of who else isn't; you labor for what is absolutely essential, for daily bread."

"A second man I honor, and still more highly: Him who is seen toiling for the spiritually indispensable; not daily bread, but the bread of Life. Is not he too in his duty; endeavoring towards inward Harmony; revealing this, by act or by word, through all his outward endeavors, be they high or low? Highest of all, when his outward and his inward endeavor are one: when we can name him Artist; not earthly Craftsman only, but inspired Thinker, who with heaven-made Implement conquers Heaven for us! If the poor and humble toil that we have Food, must not the high and glorious toil for him in return, that he have Light, have Guidance, Freedom, Immortality?—These two, in all their degrees, I honor: all else is chaff and dust, which let the wind blow whither it listeth.

A second man I respect, and even more so: the one who is seen working for the spiritually essential; not just daily bread, but the bread of Life. Isn't he fulfilling his duty too, striving for inner Harmony; expressing this, through actions or words, in all his efforts, whether they are great or small? He is the greatest when his external and internal efforts are aligned: when we can call him an Artist; not just an earthly Craftsman, but an inspired Thinker, who with tools crafted by heaven helps us conquer it! If the poor and humble work so we have Food, shouldn't the great and noble work in return so he has Light, Guidance, Freedom, and Immortality?—These two, in all their variations, I honor: everything else is just chaff and dust, which let the wind blow wherever it will.

"Unspeakably touching is it, however, when I find both dignities united; and he that must toil outwardly for the lowest of man's wants, is also toiling inwardly for the highest. Sublimer in this world know I nothing than a Peasant Saint, could such now anywhere be met with. Such a one will take thee back to Nazareth itself; thou wilt see the splendor of Heaven spring forth from the humblest depths of Earth, like a light shining in great darkness."

"It's incredibly moving when I see both dignities come together; the one who works hard for the basic needs of life is also striving inwardly for the highest ideals. I can't think of anything more noble in this world than a Peasant Saint, if such a person could be found today. Someone like that would take you back to Nazareth; you would see the brilliance of Heaven emerging from the humblest places on Earth, like a light shining in deep darkness."

And again: "It is not because of his toils that I lament for the poor: we must all toil, or steal (howsoever we name our stealing), which is worse; no faithful workman finds his task a pastime. The poor is hungry and athirst; but for him also there is food and drink: he is heavy-laden and weary; but for him also the Heavens send Sleep, and of the deepest; in his smoky cribs, a clear dewy heaven of Rest envelops him; and fitful glitterings of cloud-skirted Dreams. But what I do mourn over is, that the lamp of his soul should go out; that no ray of heavenly, or even of earthly knowledge, should visit him; but only, in the haggard darkness, like two spectres, Fear and Indignation bear him company. Alas, while the Body stands so broad and brawny, must the Soul lie blinded, dwarfed, stupefied, almost annihilated! Alas, was this too a Breath of God; bestowed in Heaven, but on earth never to be unfolded!—That there should one Man die ignorant who had capacity for Knowledge, this I call a tragedy, were it to happen more than twenty times in the minute, as by some computations it does. The miserable fraction of Science which our united Mankind, in a wide Universe of Nescience, has acquired, why is not this, with all diligence, imparted to all?"

And again: "I don’t pity the poor because of their hard work: we all have to work or resort to stealing (however we want to define stealing), which is worse; no honest worker finds their job enjoyable. The poor are hungry and thirsty; but there’s food and drink for them too. They are burdened and exhausted; yet even they receive deep sleep from the heavens; in their smoky shelters, a clear and refreshing sky of rest surrounds them, along with fleeting glimpses of dream-filled clouds. But what I truly mourn is that the light of their soul should be extinguished; that no beam of heavenly or even earthly knowledge should reach them, leaving them only with Fear and Indignation as their haunting companions in the bleak darkness. It’s tragic that while the body is so robust and strong, the soul lies helpless, diminished, dazed, almost erased! Alas, was this also a Breath of God; granted in heaven, but never revealed on earth!—That one person should die without knowledge when they have the ability to learn, I see as a tragedy, even if it happens more than twenty times a minute, as some calculations suggest. Why is the tiny bit of knowledge that humanity has gained in this vast universe of ignorance not shared with everyone, with all due diligence?"

Quite in an opposite strain is the following: "The old Spartans had a wiser method; and went out and hunted down their Helots, and speared and spitted them, when they grew too numerous. With our improved fashions of hunting, Herr Hofrath, now after the invention of fire-arms, and standing armies, how much easier were such a hunt! Perhaps in the most thickly peopled country, some three days annually might suffice to shoot all the able-bodied Paupers that had accumulated within the year. Let Governments think of this. The expense were trifling: nay the very carcasses would pay it. Have them salted and barrelled; could not you victual therewith, if not Army and Navy, yet richly such infirm Paupers, in workhouses and elsewhere, as enlightened Charity, dreading no evil of them, might see good to keep alive?"

Totally different is the following: "The old Spartans had a smarter approach; they would go out and track down their Helots, killing them when their numbers got too large. With our modern ways of hunting, Herr Hofrath, especially now that we have firearms and standing armies, how much easier would that hunt be! In perhaps even the most densely populated country, just three days a year might be enough to shoot all the able-bodied poor that had built up over the year. Governments should consider this. The cost would be minimal: in fact, the very bodies would cover it. If they were salted and canned, couldn't we feed, if not the Army and Navy, then at least those poor souls in workhouses and elsewhere, whom enlightened Charity, not fearing any harm from them, might decide to keep alive?"

"And yet," writes he farther on, "there must be something wrong. A full-formed Horse will, in any market, bring from twenty to as high as two hundred Friedrichs d'or: such is his worth to the world. A full-formed Man is not only worth nothing to the world, but the world could afford him a round sum would he simply engage to go and hang himself. Nevertheless, which of the two was the more cunningly devised article, even as an Engine? Good Heavens! A white European Man, standing on his two Legs, with his two five-fingered Hands at his shackle-bones, and miraculous Head on his shoulders, is worth, I should say, from fifty to a hundred Horses!"

"And yet," he writes later on, "there has to be something off. A well-bred horse will sell for anywhere from twenty to as much as two hundred Friedrichs d'or in any market: that’s his value to the world. A well-formed man, on the other hand, is worth nothing to the world, and they might even pay him a good amount just to agree to go and hang himself. Still, which of the two is the more cleverly designed creation, even as a machine? Good heavens! A white European man, standing on his two legs, with his two five-fingered hands at his ankles, and a remarkable head on his shoulders, is worth, I would estimate, from fifty to a hundred horses!"

"True, thou Gold-Hofrath," cries the Professor elsewhere: "too crowded indeed! Meanwhile, what portion of this inconsiderable terraqueous Globe have ye actually tilled and delved, till it will grow no more? How thick stands your Population in the Pampas and Savannas of America; round ancient Carthage, and in the interior of Africa; on both slopes of the Altaic chain, in the central Platform of Asia; in Spain, Greece, Turkey, Crim Tartary, the Curragh of Kildare? One man, in one year, as I have understood it, if you lend him Earth, will feed himself and nine others. Alas, where now are the Hengsts and Alarics of our still-glowing, still-expanding Europe; who, when their home is grown too narrow, will enlist, and, like Fire-pillars, guide onwards those superfluous masses of indomitable living Valor; equipped, not now with the battle-axe and war-chariot, but with the steam engine and ploughshare? Where are they?—Preserving their Game!"

"You're right, Gold-Hofrath," the Professor exclaims elsewhere, "it's really overcrowded! But tell me, how much of this small part of the Earth have you actually farmed and dug up, to the point where it won't produce anymore? How dense is your population in the Pampas and Savannas of America, around ancient Carthage, and in the interior of Africa? On both sides of the Altaic mountain range, in the central part of Asia; in Spain, Greece, Turkey, Crimean Tartary, and the Curragh of Kildare? One person, in one year, as I've heard, if you give him land, can feed himself and nine others. Sadly, where have the Hengsts and Alarics of our still-bright, still-growing Europe gone? When their home becomes too cramped, who will step up and, like pillars of fire, lead those excess masses of unstoppable living courage forward, equipped not with battle axes and war chariots, but with steam engines and plows? Where are they?—Protecting their game!"





CHAPTER V. THE PHOENIX.

Putting which four singular Chapters together, and alongside of them numerous hints, and even direct utterances, scattered over these Writings of his, we come upon the startling yet not quite unlooked-for conclusion, that Teufelsdrockh is one of those who consider Society, properly so called, to be as good as extinct; and that only the gregarious feelings, and old inherited habitudes, at this juncture, hold us from Dispersion, and universal national, civil, domestic and personal war! He says expressly: "For the last three centuries, above all for the last three quarters of a century, that same Pericardial Nervous Tissue (as we named it) of Religion, where lies the Life-essence of Society, has been smote at and perforated, needfully and needlessly; till now it is quite rent into shreds; and Society, long pining, diabetic, consumptive, can be regarded as defunct; for those spasmodic, galvanic sprawlings are not life; neither indeed will they endure, galvanize as you may, beyond two days."

Bringing together these four distinct chapters, along with numerous hints and even direct statements scattered throughout his writings, we arrive at the surprising yet somewhat expected conclusion that Teufelsdrockh is among those who believe that true Society is pretty much dead; and that only our social instincts and old, inherited habits keep us from breaking apart and descending into universal national, civil, domestic, and personal conflict! He specifically states: "For the last three centuries, especially in the last seventy-five years, that same Pericardial Nervous Tissue (as we called it) of Religion, which holds the essence of Society, has been attacked and damaged, both needlessly and necessarily; until now it is entirely torn to shreds; and Society, long suffering, diabetic, and consumptive, can be seen as practically non-existent; because those convulsive, electric twitches are not life; nor will they last, no matter how you try to stimulate them, beyond two days."

"Call ye that a Society," cries he again, "where there is no longer any Social Idea extant; not so much as the Idea of a common Home, but only of a common over-crowded Lodging-house? Where each, isolated, regardless of his neighbor, turned against his neighbor, clutches what he can get, and cries 'Mine!' and calls it Peace, because, in the cut-purse and cut-throat Scramble, no steel knives, but only a far cunninger sort, can be employed? Where Friendship, Communion, has become an incredible tradition; and your holiest Sacramental Supper is a smoking Tavern Dinner, with Cook for Evangelist? Where your Priest has no tongue but for plate-licking: and your high Guides and Governors cannot guide; but on all hands hear it passionately proclaimed: Laissez faire; Leave us alone of your guidance, such light is darker than darkness; eat you your wages, and sleep!

"Do you really call that a society?" he shouts again. "Where there’s no longer any sense of community; not even the idea of a shared home, just a cramped and overcrowded boarding house? Where each person is isolated, indifferent to their neighbor, turning against them, grabbing whatever they can, shouting 'Mine!' and mistaking that for peace, because in the cutthroat scramble, no steel knives can be used, only a much cleverer kind? Where friendship and connection have become unbelievable traditions; and your most sacred meal turns into a noisy tavern dinner, with the cook as the preacher? Where your priest only knows how to beg for money, and your leaders and governors can’t lead, but all around you hear it fervently proclaimed: Laissez faire; just leave us out of your guidance, that light is darker than darkness; you take your pay and go to sleep!"

"Thus, too," continues he, "does an observant eye discern everywhere that saddest spectacle: The Poor perishing, like neglected, foundered Draught-Cattle, of Hunger and Overwork; the Rich, still more wretchedly, of Idleness, Satiety, and Overgrowth. The Highest in rank, at length, without honor from the Lowest; scarcely, with a little mouth-honor, as from tavern-waiters who expect to put it in the bill. Once-sacred Symbols fluttering as empty Pageants, whereof men grudge even the expense; a World becoming dismantled: in one word, the STATE fallen speechless, from obesity and apoplexy; the STATE shrunken into a Police-Office, straitened to get its pay!"

"Similarly," he continues, "an observant eye can see everywhere that saddest sight: The Poor suffering, like neglected, worn-out draft animals, from Hunger and Overwork; while the Rich, even more miserably, suffer from Idleness, Overindulgence, and Excess. The highest in rank, in the end, receive no honor from the lowest; hardly even a little flattery, like from waitstaff at a bar who expect to include it in the bill. Once-sacred symbols are now just empty displays, with people begrudging even the cost; a world falling apart: in short, the STATE rendered speechless from excess and stagnation; the STATE reduced to a police station, struggling to collect its dues!"

We might ask, are there many "observant eyes," belonging to practical men in England or elsewhere, which have descried these phenomena; or is it only from the mystic elevation of a German Wahngasse that such wonders are visible? Teufelsdrockh contends that the aspect of a "deceased or expiring Society" fronts us everywhere, so that whoso runs may read. "What, for example," says he, "is the universally arrogated Virtue, almost the sole remaining Catholic Virtue, of these days? For some half-century, it has been the thing you name 'Independence.' Suspicion of 'Servility,' of reverence for Superiors, the very dog-leech is anxious to disavow. Fools! Were your Superiors worthy to govern, and you worthy to obey, reverence for them were even your only possible freedom. Independence, in all kinds, is rebellion; if unjust rebellion, why parade it, and everywhere prescribe it?"

We might wonder, are there many "observant eyes" belonging to practical people in England or elsewhere that have noticed these phenomena? Or is it only from the mystic heights of a German Wahngasse that such wonders can be seen? Teufelsdrockh argues that the signs of a "deceased or dying Society" are all around us, so that anyone can see it. "What, for example," he says, "is the commonly claimed Virtue, almost the only remaining Catholic Virtue, of our time? For the past fifty years, it has been what you call 'Independence.' There's a suspicion of 'Servility,' of respect for Superiors; even the lowest among us is eager to deny it. Fools! If your Superiors were fit to lead, and you were fit to follow, showing them respect would be your only true freedom. Independence, in all its forms, is rebellion; if it's unjust rebellion, then why flaunt it and insist on it everywhere?"

But what then? Are we returning, as Rousseau prayed, to the state of Nature? "The Soul Politic having departed," says Teufelsdrockh, "what can follow but that the Body Politic be decently interred, to avoid putrescence? Liberals, Economists, Utilitarians enough I see marching with its bier, and chanting loud paeans, towards the funeral pile, where, amid wailings from some, and saturnalian revelries from the most, the venerable Corpse is to be burnt. Or, in plain words, that these men, Liberals, Utilitarians, or whatsoever they are called, will ultimately carry their point, and dissever and destroy most existing Institutions of Society, seems a thing which has some time ago ceased to be doubtful.

But what happens next? Are we going back, as Rousseau hoped, to a natural state? "With the Soul of Politics gone," says Teufelsdrockh, "what else can happen but that the Body of Politics should be properly buried to prevent decay? I see plenty of Liberals, Economists, and Utilitarians marching alongside its coffin, loudly singing praises as they head toward the funeral pyre, where, amidst cries of grief from some and wild celebrations from others, the respected remains are to be burned. In simpler terms, it seems clear that these individuals—Liberals, Utilitarians, or whatever name they go by—will ultimately succeed in their efforts, leading to the dismantling and destruction of most existing Social Institutions."

"Do we not see a little subdivision of the grand Utilitarian Armament come to light even in insulated England? A living nucleus, that will attract and grow, does at length appear there also; and under curious phasis; properly as the inconsiderable fag-end, and so far in the rear of the others as to fancy itself the van. Our European Mechanizers are a sect of boundless diffusion, activity, and co-operative spirit: has not Utilitarianism flourished in high places of Thought, here among ourselves, and in every European country, at some time or other, within the last fifty years? If now in all countries, except perhaps England, it has ceased to flourish, or indeed to exist, among Thinkers, and sunk to Journalists and the popular mass,—who sees not that, as hereby it no longer preaches, so the reason is, it now needs no Preaching, but is in full universal Action, the doctrine everywhere known, and enthusiastically laid to heart? The fit pabulum, in these times, for a certain rugged workshop intellect and heart, nowise without their corresponding workshop strength and ferocity, it requires but to be stated in such scenes to make proselytes enough.—Admirably calculated for destroying, only not for rebuilding! It spreads like a sort of Dog-madness; till the whole World-kennel will be rabid: then woe to the Huntsmen, with or without their whips! They should have given the quadrupeds water," adds he; "the water, namely, of Knowledge and of Life, while it was yet time."

"Don't we see a small part of the grand Utilitarian movement emerging even in isolated England? A living center, which will attract and grow, has finally appeared there too, in a curious way; it's like the insignificant tail end, far behind the others yet thinking it's ahead. Our European mechanizers are a group characterized by boundless spread, energy, and teamwork: hasn't Utilitarianism thrived in high circles of thought, both here among us and in every European country at some point in the last fifty years? Now, if it has faded away in all countries, except maybe England, and fallen into the hands of journalists and the general public—can’t we see that since it no longer preaches, it is because it no longer needs preaching but is in full action, becoming universally known and embraced? It's the perfect food for a certain tough-minded intellect and heart in these times, complete with the necessary strength and fierceness, and just needs to be stated in such environments to win enough followers. It’s perfectly designed for destruction, but not for rebuilding! It spreads like a kind of mania; until the whole world will be infected. Woe to the hunters, with or without their whips! “They should have given the animals water," he adds; "the water of Knowledge and Life, while there was still time.”

Thus, if Professor Teufelsdrockh can be relied on, we are at this hour in a most critical condition; beleaguered by that boundless "Armament of Mechanizers" and Unbelievers, threatening to strip us bare! "The World," says he, "as it needs must, is under a process of devastation and waste, which, whether by silent assiduous corrosion, or open quicker combustion, as the case chances, will effectually enough annihilate the past Forms of Society; replace them with what it may. For the present, it is contemplated that when man's whole Spiritual Interests are once divested, these innumerable stript-off Garments shall mostly be burnt; but the sounder Rags among them be quilted together into one huge Irish watch-coat for the defence of the Body only!"—This, we think, is but Job's-news to the humane reader.

So, if we can trust Professor Teufelsdrockh, we're currently in a very critical situation; surrounded by that endless "Armament of Mechanizers" and Nonbelievers, threatening to leave us completely exposed! "The World," he says, "is inevitably going through a process of destruction and waste, which, whether through slow, silent corrosion or fast, open combustion, will effectively wipe out the previous Structures of Society and replace them with whatever comes next. For now, the plan is that once man’s entire Spiritual Interests are completely stripped away, most of these countless discarded Garments will mostly be burned; but the better pieces among them will be stitched together into one massive Irish overcoat for the sole protection of the Body!"—We think this is just bleak news for the compassionate reader.

"Nevertheless," cries Teufelsdrockh, "who can hinder it; who is there that can clutch into the wheelspokes of Destiny, and say to the Spirit of the Time: Turn back, I command thee?—Wiser were it that we yielded to the Inevitable and Inexorable, and accounted even this the best."

"Still," cries Teufelsdrockh, "who can stop it; who can reach into the gears of Fate and tell the Spirit of the Time: Turn back, I command you?—It would be wiser for us to accept the Inevitable and Inexorable, and consider even this to be the best."

Nay, might not an attentive Editor, drawing his own inferences from what stands written, conjecture that Teufelsdrockh, individually had yielded to this same "Inevitable and Inexorable" heartily enough; and now sat waiting the issue, with his natural diabolico-angelical Indifference, if not even Placidity? Did we not hear him complain that the World was a "huge Ragfair," and the "rags and tatters of old Symbols" were raining down everywhere, like to drift him in, and suffocate him? What with those "unhunted Helots" of his; and the uneven sic vos non vobis pressure and hard-crashing collision he is pleased to discern in existing things; what with the so hateful "empty Masks," full of beetles and spiders, yet glaring out on him, from their glass eyes, "with a ghastly affectation of life,"—we feel entitled to conclude him even willing that much should be thrown to the Devil, so it were but done gently! Safe himself in that "Pinnacle of Weissnichtwo," he would consent, with a tragic solemnity, that the monster UTILITARIA, held back, indeed, and moderated by nose-rings, halters, foot-shackles, and every conceivable modification of rope, should go forth to do her work;—to tread down old ruinous Palaces and Temples with her broad hoof, till the whole were trodden down, that new and better might be built! Remarkable in this point of view are the following sentences.

No, couldn't a thoughtful editor, drawing his own conclusions from what's written, guess that Teufelsdrockh had, individually, given in to this same "Inevitable and Inexorable" with quite a bit of acceptance? And now he sits, waiting for the outcome, with his naturally diabolical-angelic indifference, if not even calmness? Did we not hear him say that the world was a "huge rag fair," and the "rags and tatters of old symbols" were falling all around him, nearly drowning him and suffocating him? Considering those "unhunted Helots" of his; and the uneven sic vos non vobis pressure and hard-hitting collisions he sees in what's around him; and those hateful "empty masks," filled with beetles and spiders, yet staring at him with their glassy eyes, "with a ghastly affectation of life,"—we can conclude that he's even willing to let a lot of it be thrown to the devil, as long as it’s done gently! Safe in that "Pinnacle of Weissnichtwo," he would agree, with a tragic seriousness, that the monster UTILITARIA, indeed held back and restrained by nose rings, halters, shackles, and every possible modification of rope, should go out to do her work;—to trample down old crumbling palaces and temples with her broad hoof, until everything is crushed, so that something new and better can be built! The following sentences are particularly noteworthy from this perspective.

"Society," says he, "is not dead: that Carcass, which you call dead Society, is but her mortal coil which she has shuffled off, to assume a nobler; she herself, through perpetual metamorphoses, in fairer and fairer development, has to live till Time also merge in Eternity. Wheresoever two or three Living Men are gathered together, there is Society; or there it will be, with its cunning mechanisms and stupendous structures, overspreading this little Globe, and reaching upwards to Heaven and downwards to Gehenna: for always, under one or the other figure, it has two authentic Revelations, of a God and of a Devil; the Pulpit, namely, and the Gallows."

"Society," he says, "is not dead: that body you refer to as dead Society is just the physical form it has shed to take on something greater; it continues to exist and evolve, developing in more beautiful ways until Time itself merges into Eternity. Wherever two or three living people come together, there is Society; or it will be there, with its clever systems and incredible structures, covering this small Globe and reaching up to Heaven and down to Hell: for always, in one way or another, it reveals two fundamental truths, one about a God and one about a Devil; specifically, the Church and the Gallows."

Indeed, we already heard him speak of "Religion, in unnoticed nooks, weaving for herself new Vestures;"—Teufelsdrockh himself being one of the loom-treadles? Elsewhere he quotes without censure that strange aphorism of Saint Simon's, concerning which and whom so much were to be said: "L'age d'or, qu'une aveugle tradition a place jusqu'ici dans le passe, est devant nous; The golden age, which a blind tradition has hitherto placed in the Past, is Before us."—But listen again:—

Indeed, we’ve already heard him talk about "Religion, in overlooked corners, creating new garments for herself;"—Teufelsdrockh himself being one of the loom’s treadles? Elsewhere, he quotes without criticism that strange saying of Saint Simon’s, about which and whom so much could be said: "L'age d'or, qu'une aveugle tradition a place jusqu'ici dans le passe, est devant nous; The golden age, which a blind tradition has so far placed in the Past, is Ahead of us."—But listen again:—

"When the Phoenix is fanning her funeral pyre, will there not be sparks flying! Alas, some millions of men, and among them such as a Napoleon, have already been licked into that high-eddying Flame, and like moths consumed there. Still also have we to fear that incautious beards will get singed.

"When the Phoenix is stirring her funeral pyre, won't there be sparks flying! Unfortunately, millions of men, including someone like Napoleon, have already been drawn into that fierce Flame, and they were consumed like moths. We still have to worry that careless beards will get singed."

"For the rest, in what year of grace such Phoenix-cremation will be completed, you need not ask. The law of Perseverance is among the deepest in man: by nature he hates change; seldom will he quit his old house till it has actually fallen about his ears. Thus have I seen Solemnities linger as Ceremonies, sacred Symbols as idle Pageants, to the extent of three hundred years and more after all life and sacredness had evaporated out of them. And then, finally, what time the Phoenix Death-Birth itself will require, depends on unseen contingencies.—Meanwhile, would Destiny offer Mankind, that after, say two centuries of convulsion and conflagration, more or less vivid, the fire-creation should be accomplished, and we to find ourselves again in a Living Society, and no longer fighting but working,—were it not perhaps prudent in Mankind to strike the bargain?"

"For those wondering in which year this Phoenix-like rebirth will take place, there's no need to ask. The principle of Perseverance is one of humanity's deepest traits: by nature, we resist change; we rarely leave our old homes until they’ve truly crumbled around us. I’ve witnessed traditions linger as Ceremonies, sacred Symbols turn into mere Pageants, enduring for three hundred years or more after all their meaning and significance have faded away. Ultimately, how long the Phoenix’s Death and Birth will demand depends on unforeseen circumstances. Meanwhile, if Fate were to offer humanity a chance that after, let’s say, two centuries of upheaval and destruction—more or less intense—we could emerge into a Living Society, where we’re no longer in conflict but working together—wouldn’t it be wise for humanity to consider that deal?"

Thus is Teufelsdrockh, content that old sick Society should be deliberately burnt (alas, with quite other fuel than spice-wood); in the faith that she is a Phoenix; and that a new heaven-born young one will rise out of her ashes! We ourselves, restricted to the duty of Indicator, shall forbear commentary. Meanwhile, will not the judicious reader shake his head, and reproachfully, yet more in sorrow than in anger, say or think: From a Doctor utriusque Juris, titular Professor in a University, and man to whom hitherto, for his services, Society, bad as she is, has given not only food and raiment (of a kind), but books, tobacco and gukguk, we expected more gratitude to his benefactress; and less of a blind trust in the future which resembles that rather of a philosophical Fatalist and Enthusiast, than of a solid householder paying scot-and-lot in a Christian country.

So, Teufelsdrockh is satisfied that our old, troubled Society should be intentionally burned down (unfortunately, with much different fuel than spice wood); in the belief that it will be a Phoenix, and a new, divinely born one will emerge from its ashes! As for us, limited to the role of Indicator, we'll refrain from commenting. In the meantime, won't the discerning reader shake their head and, with a mix of disappointment and sorrow rather than anger, say or think: From a Doctor utriusque Juris, a titled Professor at a University, who has received from Society—bad as it is—not just food and clothing (of a sort), but also books, tobacco, and other pleasures, we expected more gratitude toward his benefactor; and less of a blind faith in the future that seems more like that of a philosophical Fatalist and Enthusiast, rather than a sensible homeowner paying their taxes in a Christian country.





CHAPTER VI. OLD CLOTHES.

As mentioned above, Teufelsdrockh, though a Sansculottist, is in practice probably the politest man extant: his whole heart and life are penetrated and informed with the spirit of politeness; a noble natural Courtesy shines through him, beautifying his vagaries; like sunlight, making a rosyfingered, rainbow-dyed Aurora out of mere aqueous clouds; nay brightening London-smoke itself into gold vapor, as from the crucible of an alchemist. Hear in what earnest though fantastic wise he expresses himself on this head:—

As mentioned earlier, Teufelsdrockh, even though he's a Sansculottist, is probably the politest person around. His entire heart and life are filled with a genuine spirit of politeness; a noble natural courtesy shines through him, enhancing his quirks, like sunlight turning ordinary clouds into a beautiful, colorful dawn. It even transforms the smoky air of London into something golden, like the work of an alchemist. Listen to how seriously, yet in a whimsical way, he talks about this topic:—

"Shall Courtesy be done only to the rich, and only by the rich? In Good-breeding, which differs, if at all, from High-breeding, only as it gracefully remembers the rights of others, rather than gracefully insists on its own rights, I discern no special connection with wealth or birth: but rather that it lies in human nature itself, and is due from all men towards all men. Of a truth, were your Schoolmaster at his post, and worth anything when there, this, with so much else, would be reformed. Nay, each man were then also his neighbor's schoolmaster; till at length a rude-visaged, unmannered Peasant could no more be met with, than a Peasant unacquainted with botanical Physiology, or who felt not that the clod he broke was created in Heaven.

Should courtesy only be shown to the rich, and only by the rich? In good manners, which differ, if at all, from high class manners, only in how it gracefully respects others' rights instead of just focusing on its own, I see no real link to wealth or social status: rather, it exists in human nature itself and is owed by all people to one another. Indeed, if your teacher were doing their job and actually effective, this, along with many other things, would be changed. Instead, every person would also be their neighbor's teacher; until eventually, you wouldn't encounter a rude, ill-mannered peasant any more than you would meet a peasant who didn't know about plant biology, or who didn't understand that the soil they worked with was created in heaven.

"For whether thou bear a sceptre or a sledge-hammer, art not thou ALIVE; is not this thy brother ALIVE? 'There is but one temple in the world,' says Novalis, 'and that temple is the Body of Man. Nothing is holier than this high Form. Bending before men is a reverence done to this Revelation in the Flesh. We touch Heaven, when we lay our hands on a human Body.'

"For whether you hold a scepter or a sledgehammer, aren't you ALIVE; is not this your brother ALIVE? 'There is only one temple in the world,' says Novalis, 'and that temple is the Body of Man. Nothing is more sacred than this great Form. Bowing before others is a respect paid to this Revelation in the Flesh. We touch Heaven when we lay our hands on a human Body.'"

"On which ground, I would fain carry it farther than most do; and whereas the English Johnson only bowed to every Clergyman, or man with a shovel-hat, I would bow to every Man with any sort of hat, or with no hat whatever. Is not he a Temple, then; the visible Manifestation and Impersonation of the Divinity? And yet, alas, such indiscriminate bowing serves not. For there is a Devil dwells in man, as well as a Divinity; and too often the bow is but pocketed by the former. It would go to the pocket of Vanity (which is your clearest phasis of the Devil, in these times); therefore must we withhold it.

"On that note, I’d like to take it further than most do; while the English Johnson only bowed to every clergyman or person wearing a shovel hat, I would bow to anyone with any kind of hat, or even no hat at all. Isn’t every person a temple, the visible manifestation and embodiment of the divine? And yet, unfortunately, such indiscriminate bowing doesn’t help. There’s a devil within man, as well as a divine presence; too often, the bow is simply pocketed by the former. It would go toward the pocket of vanity (which is the clearest sign of the devil in these times); therefore, we must withhold it."

"The gladder am I, on the other hand, to do reverence to those Shells and outer Husks of the Body, wherein no devilish passion any longer lodges, but only the pure emblem and effigies of Man: I mean, to Empty, or even to Cast Clothes. Nay, is it not to Clothes that most men do reverence: to the fine frogged broadcloth, nowise to the 'straddling animal with bandy legs' which it holds, and makes a Dignitary of? Who ever saw any Lord my-lorded in tattered blanket fastened with wooden skewer? Nevertheless, I say, there is in such worship a shade of hypocrisy, a practical deception: for how often does the Body appropriate what was meant for the Cloth only! Whoso would avoid falsehood, which is the essence of all Sin, will perhaps see good to take a different course. That reverence which cannot act without obstruction and perversion when the Clothes are full, may have free course when they are empty. Even as, for Hindoo Worshippers, the Pagoda is not less sacred than the God; so do I too worship the hollow cloth Garment with equal fervor, as when it contained the Man: nay, with more, for I now fear no deception, of myself or of others.

"I'm even happier to honor those shells and layers of the body, where no wicked passion resides anymore, but only the true symbol and representation of humanity: I’m talking about an empty garment, or even just cast-off clothes. Isn’t it true that most people show more respect for the clothes themselves: the fine, tailored fabric, instead of the 'awkward creature with bent legs' wearing it, which turns it into something dignified? Who has ever seen a lord treated with reverence while wearing a ragged blanket held together with a wooden skewer? Still, I believe there’s a hint of hypocrisy in such worship, a practical deception: because how often does the body claim what was meant for the clothing alone! Anyone who wants to avoid falsehood, the essence of all sin, might do well to consider a different approach. That respect which cannot act without distortion and confusion when the clothes are worn, may flow freely when they’re not. Just as Hindu worshippers consider the pagoda as sacred as the god, I too revere the empty garment with the same intensity as when it held the person: in fact, even more, since now I fear no deception, from myself or from others."

"Did not King Toomtabard, or, in other words, John Baliol, reign long over Scotland; the man John Baliol being quite gone, and only the 'Toom Tabard' (Empty Gown) remaining? What still dignity dwells in a suit of Cast Clothes! How meekly it bears its honors! No haughty looks, no scornful gesture: silent and serene, it fronts the world; neither demanding worship, nor afraid to miss it. The Hat still carries the physiognomy of its Head: but the vanity and the stupidity, and goose-speech which was the sign of these two, are gone. The Coat-arm is stretched out, but not to strike; the Breeches, in modest simplicity, depend at ease, and now at last have a graceful flow; the Waistcoat hides no evil passion, no riotous desire; hunger or thirst now dwells not in it. Thus all is purged from the grossness of sense, from the carking cares and foul vices of the World; and rides there, on its Clothes-horse; as, on a Pegasus, might some skyey Messenger, or purified Apparition, visiting our low Earth.

"Did King Toomtabard, or John Baliol, not reign long over Scotland? The man John Baliol is long gone, and all that remains is the 'Toom Tabard' (Empty Gown). What dignity can be found in a suit of worn clothes! How humbly it carries its honors! No arrogant expressions, no disdainful gestures: silent and calm, it faces the world; neither demanding admiration nor afraid to go without it. The Hat still reflects the character of its Head, but the vanity, ignorance, and foolish talk that defined them are gone. The Coat-arm is extended, not to strike; the Breeches, in their simple modesty, hang comfortably and finally flow gracefully; the Waistcoat conceals no wicked desire or reckless ambition; it holds no hunger or thirst. Thus, all has been cleansed of physical grossness, the burdens of anxiety, and the vile vices of the world, and stands there, on its Clothes-horse; like a celestial Messenger or a purified Spirit visiting our low Earth, as on a Pegasus."

"Often, while I sojourned in that monstrous tuberosity of Civilized Life, the Capital of England; and meditated, and questioned Destiny, under that ink-sea of vapor, black, thick, and multifarious as Spartan broth; and was one lone soul amid those grinding millions;—often have I turned into their Old-Clothes Market to worship. With awe-struck heart I walk through that Monmouth Street, with its empty Suits, as through a Sanhedrim of stainless Ghosts. Silent are they, but expressive in their silence: the past witnesses and instruments of Woe and Joy, of Passions, Virtues, Crimes, and all the fathomless tumult of Good and Evil in 'the Prison men call Life.' Friends! trust not the heart of that man for whom Old Clothes are not venerable. Watch, too, with reverence, that bearded Jewish High-priest, who with hoarse voice, like some Angel of Doom, summons them from the four winds! On his head, like the Pope, he has three Hats,—a real triple tiara; on either hand are the similitude of wings, whereon the summoned Garments come to alight; and ever, as he slowly cleaves the air, sounds forth his deep fateful note, as if through a trumpet he were proclaiming: 'Ghosts of Life, come to Judgment!' Reck not, ye fluttering Ghosts: he will purify you in his Purgatory, with fire and with water; and, one day, new-created ye shall reappear. Oh, let him in whom the flame of Devotion is ready to go out, who has never worshipped, and knows not what to worship, pace and repace, with austerest thought, the pavement of Monmouth Street, and say whether his heart and his eyes still continue dry. If Field Lane, with its long fluttering rows of yellow handkerchiefs, be a Dionysius' Ear, where, in stifled jarring hubbub, we hear the Indictment which Poverty and Vice bring against lazy Wealth, that it has left them there cast out and trodden under foot of Want, Darkness and the Devil,—then is Monmouth Street a Mirza's Hill, where, in motley vision, the whole Pageant of Existence passes awfully before us; with its wail and jubilee, mad loves and mad hatreds, church-bells and gallows-ropes, farce-tragedy, beast-godhood,—the Bedlam of Creation!"

"Often, while I stayed in that huge bump of Civilized Life, the Capital of England; and thought deeply, questioning Fate, under that dark sea of fog, thick and varied like Spartan broth; and feeling like one lone soul among those struggling millions;—I've often wandered into their Old-Clothes Market to pay my respects. With an awestruck heart, I walk through Monmouth Street, with its empty suits, as if passing through a gathering of pure Ghosts. They are silent but speak volumes in their silence: the past witnesses and instruments of Sorrow and Joy, of Passions, Virtues, Crimes, and all the endless turmoil of Good and Evil in 'the Prison men call Life.' Friends! do not trust the heart of a man who does not find Old Clothes sacred. Also, watch in awe that bearded Jewish High-priest, who with a hoarse voice, like some Angel of Doom, calls them from all directions! On his head, like the Pope, he wears three Hats—a genuine triple tiara; on either side are what look like wings, where the summoned Garments come to land; and, as he slowly moves through the air, his deep, ominous tone rings out, as if through a trumpet he is announcing: 'Ghosts of Life, come to Judgment!' Do not fear, you fluttering Ghosts: he will cleanse you in his Purgatory, with fire and with water; and one day, reborn, you shall appear again. Oh, let the one in whom the flame of Devotion is about to go out, who has never worshipped and does not know what to worship, walk back and forth with serious thought on the pavement of Monmouth Street, and say whether his heart and eyes still remain dry. If Field Lane, with its long fluttering rows of yellow handkerchiefs, is a Dionysius' Ear, where, amidst the stifling noisy chaos, we hear the Accusation that Poverty and Vice bring against idle Wealth, that it has left them cast out and trampled under the foot of Need, Darkness, and the Devil,—then Monmouth Street is like Mirza's Hill, where, in a colorful vision, the entire Pageant of Existence eerily unfolds before us; with its cries and celebrations, crazy loves and insane hatreds, church bells and gallows ropes, farce-tragedy, beast-godhood,—the Bedlam of Creation!"

To most men, as it does to ourselves, all this will seem overcharged. We too have walked through Monmouth Street; but with little feeling of "Devotion:" probably in part because the contemplative process is so fatally broken in upon by the brood of money-changers who nestle in that Church, and importune the worshipper with merely secular proposals. Whereas Teufelsdrockh, might be in that happy middle state, which leaves to the Clothes-broker no hope either of sale or of purchase, and so be allowed to linger there without molestation.—Something we would have given to see the little philosophical figure, with its steeple-hat and loose flowing skirts, and eyes in a fine frenzy, "pacing and repacing in austerest thought" that foolish Street; which to him was a true Delphic avenue, and supernatural Whispering-gallery, where the "Ghosts of Life" rounded strange secrets in his ear. O thou philosophic Teufelsdrockh, that listenest while others only gabble, and with thy quick tympanum hearest the grass grow!

To most men, like it does for us, all of this might seem excessive. We too have walked through Monmouth Street, but with little sense of "Devotion": probably partly because our thoughts are constantly interrupted by the money-changers who inhabit that Church and bother the worshipper with purely secular offers. On the other hand, Teufelsdrockh might be in that fortunate state where the Clothes-broker has no hope of selling or buying, and so is allowed to linger there undisturbed. — We would have given a lot to see that little philosophical figure, with its top hat and loose flowing clothes, and eyes in a wild frenzy, "pacing and repacing in the sternest thought" down that silly Street; which for him was a real Delphic avenue and a supernatural Whispering-gallery, where the "Ghosts of Life" whispered strange secrets in his ear. Oh you philosophical Teufelsdrockh, who listens while others just chatter, and with your quick ear hear the grass grow!

At the same time, is it not strange that, in Paper-bag Documents destined for an English work, there exists nothing like an authentic diary of this his sojourn in London; and of his Meditations among the Clothes-shops only the obscurest emblematic shadows? Neither, in conversation (for, indeed, he was not a man to pester you with his Travels), have we heard him more than allude to the subject.

At the same time, isn’t it odd that in the Paper-bag Documents meant for an English work, there’s no real diary of his time in London? And all we have of his thoughts while shopping are the vaguest symbolic hints? Even in conversation (since he wasn’t someone to constantly talk about his travels), we’ve only heard him vaguely mention the topic.

For the rest, however, it cannot be uninteresting that we here find how early the significance of Clothes had dawned on the now so distinguished Clothes-Professor. Might we but fancy it to have been even in Monmouth Street, at the bottom of our own English "ink-sea," that this remarkable Volume first took being, and shot forth its salient point in his soul,—as in Chaos did the Egg of Eros, one day to be hatched into a Universe!

For everyone else, it’s interesting to note how early the importance of clothes became apparent to the now-renowned Clothes Professor. Imagine if this remarkable book was born even in Monmouth Street, at the bottom of our own English "ink-sea," and it sparked a pivotal realization in his mind—just like the Egg of Eros did in Chaos, destined to hatch into a Universe!





CHAPTER VII. ORGANIC FILAMENTS.

For us, who happen to live while the World-Phoenix is burning herself, and burning so slowly that, as Teufelsdrockh calculates, it were a handsome bargain would she engage to have done "within two centuries," there seems to lie but an ashy prospect. Not altogether so, however, does the Professor figure it. "In the living subject," says he, "change is wont to be gradual: thus, while the serpent sheds its old skin, the new is already formed beneath. Little knowest thou of the burning of a World-Phoenix, who fanciest that she must first burn out, and lie as a dead cinereous heap; and therefrom the young one start up by miracle, and fly heavenward. Far otherwise! In that Fire-whirlwind, Creation and Destruction proceed together; ever as the ashes of the Old are blown about, do organic filaments of the New mysteriously spin themselves: and amid the rushing and the waving of the Whirlwind element come tones of a melodious Death-song, which end not but in tones of a more melodious Birth-song. Nay, look into the Fire-whirlwind with thy own eyes, and thou wilt see." Let us actually look, then: to poor individuals, who cannot expect to live two centuries, those same organic filaments, mysteriously spinning themselves, will be the best part of the spectacle. First, therefore, this of Mankind in general:—

For us, who happen to live while the World-Phoenix is burning itself, and burning so slowly that, as Teufelsdrockh calculates, it would be a good deal if she promised to be done "within two centuries," there seems to be only an ashy outlook. However, the Professor sees it differently. "In living beings," he says, "change tends to be gradual: as the serpent sheds its old skin, the new one is already formed underneath. You know little about the burning of a World-Phoenix if you think she must first completely burn out and lie as a dead pile of ash; and from that, the young one miraculously rises and flies up to the heavens. Not at all! In that Fire-whirlwind, Creation and Destruction happen together; as the ashes of the old are blown around, organic threads of the new mysteriously spin themselves: and amid the rush and swirl of the Whirlwind, you can hear the tones of a beautiful Death-song, which end only in the tones of an even more beautiful Birth-song. Indeed, look into the Fire-whirlwind with your own eyes, and you will see." Let's take a look then: for those poor individuals who cannot expect to live two centuries, those organic threads mysteriously spinning themselves will be the highlight of the show. First, therefore, this of Mankind in general:—

"In vain thou deniest it," says the Professor; "thou art my Brother. Thy very Hatred, thy very Envy, those foolish Lies thou tellest of me in thy splenetic humor: what is all this but an inverted Sympathy? Were I a Steam-engine, wouldst thou take the trouble to tell lies of me? Not thou! I should grind all unheeded, whether badly or well.

"In vain you deny it," says the Professor; "you are my Brother. Your very Hatred, your very Envy, those silly Lies you tell about me in your bitter mood: what is all this but a twisted form of Sympathy? If I were a Steam-engine, would you bother to lie about me? No, you wouldn't! I would operate without notice, whether poorly or well."

"Wondrous truly are the bonds that unite us one and all; whether by the soft binding of Love, or the iron chaining of Necessity, as we like to choose it. More than once have I said to myself, of some perhaps whimsically strutting Figure, such as provokes whimsical thoughts: 'Wert thou, my little Brotherkin, suddenly covered up within the largest imaginable Glass bell,—what a thing it were, not for thyself only, but for the world! Post Letters, more or fewer, from all the four winds, impinge against thy Glass walls, but have to drop unread: neither from within comes there question or response into any Post-bag; thy Thoughts fall into no friendly ear or heart, thy Manufacture into no purchasing hand: thou art no longer a circulating venous-arterial Heart, that, taking and giving, circulatest through all Space and all Time: there has a Hole fallen out in the immeasurable, universal World-tissue, which must be darned up again!'

"Truly wondrous are the connections that bring us together; whether through the gentle embrace of Love or the harsh grip of Necessity, as we choose to see it. More than once, I’ve thought to myself about some maybe fancifully strutting figure that sparks whimsical ideas: 'If you, my little Brotherkin, were suddenly trapped under the biggest Glass dome imaginable—what a loss that would be, not just for you, but for the world! Letters, from near and far, would crash against your Glass walls but would go unread; no questions or replies would come from inside to reach any mailbox; your thoughts would have no friendly ear or heart to listen; your creations would find no eager hands to purchase them: you would no longer be a lively, circulating heart, exchanging and distributing joy throughout all Space and Time: a hole would have opened up in the vast fabric of the universe that needs to be mended!'”

"Such venous-arterial circulation, of Letters, verbal Messages, paper and other Packages, going out from him and coming in, are a blood-circulation, visible to the eye: but the finer nervous circulation, by which all things, the minutest that he does, minutely influence all men, and the very look of his face blesses or curses whomso it lights on, and so generates ever new blessing or new cursing: all this you cannot see, but only imagine. I say, there is not a red Indian, hunting by Lake Winnipeg, can quarrel with his squaw, but the whole world must smart for it: will not the price of beaver rise? It is a mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the centre of gravity of the Universe.

"Such circulation of letters, messages, papers, and other packages going out from him and coming in is like blood circulation that you can see. But the finer nervous connections, through which everything he does, even the smallest actions, subtly influences everyone, and the very expression on his face can bless or curse anyone it touches, generating new blessings or curses—all of this you can’t see, only imagine. I say, there isn't a Native American hunting by Lake Winnipeg who can argue with his partner without affecting the whole world: won't the price of beaver go up? It’s a mathematical fact that throwing this pebble from my hand changes the center of gravity of the Universe."

"If now an existing generation of men stand so woven together, not less indissolubly does generation with generation. Hast thou ever meditated on that word, Tradition: how we inherit not Life only, but all the garniture and form of Life; and work, and speak, and even think and feel, as our Fathers, and primeval grandfathers, from the beginning, have given it us?—Who printed thee, for example, this unpretending Volume on the Philosophy of Clothes? Not the Herren Stillschweigen and Company; but Cadmus of Thebes, Faust of Mentz, and innumerable others whom thou knowest not. Had there been no Moesogothic Ulfila, there had been no English Shakspeare, or a different one. Simpleton! It was Tubal-cain that made thy very Tailor's needle, and sewed that court-suit of thine.

If the current generation of people is so tightly connected, then generations are just as inseparable. Have you ever thought about that word, Tradition: how we inherit not just Life, but all the details and structure of Life; and how we work, speak, and even think and feel, just like our fathers and distant ancestors have passed down to us since the beginning?—Who gave you, for instance, this humble book on the Philosophy of Clothes? Not the Herren Stillschweigen and Company; but Cadmus of Thebes, Faust of Mentz, and countless others you don’t even know. If there hadn’t been a Moesogothic Ulfila, there wouldn’t have been an English Shakespeare, or he would have been different. Fool! It was Tubal-cain who made your very tailor's needle and sewed that suit you wear.

"Yes, truly, if Nature is one, and a living indivisible whole, much more is Mankind, the Image that reflects and creates Nature, without which Nature were not. As palpable lifestreams in that wondrous Individual Mankind, among so many life-streams that are not palpable, flow on those main currents of what we call Opinion; as preserved in Institutions, Polities, Churches, above all in Books. Beautiful it is to understand and know that a Thought did never yet die; that as thou, the originator thereof, hast gathered it and created it from the whole Past, so thou wilt transmit it to the whole Future. It is thus that the heroic heart, the seeing eye of the first times, still feels and sees in us of the latest; that the Wise Man stands ever encompassed, and spiritually embraced, by a cloud of witnesses and brothers; and there is a living, literal Communion of Saints, wide as the World itself, and as the History of the World.

"Yes, truly, if Nature is one, and a living indivisible whole, so much more is Mankind, the Image that reflects and shapes Nature, without which Nature wouldn't exist. As tangible lifeblood flows through that remarkable being we call Mankind, among so many intangible lifebloods, it moves along the main currents of what we refer to as Opinion; preserved within Institutions, Governments, Churches, and especially in Books. It is wonderful to understand and know that a Thought has never truly died; that as you, the creator of it, have gathered and shaped it from the entire Past, you will pass it on to the entire Future. It is in this way that the heroic heart, the perceptive eye of earlier times, still feels and sees within us of modern times; that the Wise Man is always surrounded, and spiritually supported, by a cloud of witnesses and brothers; and there exists a living, literal Communion of Saints, as vast as the World itself, and as expansive as the History of the World."

"Noteworthy also, and serviceable for the progress of this same Individual, wilt thou find his subdivision into Generations. Generations are as the Days of toilsome Mankind: Death and Birth are the vesper and the matin bells, that summon Mankind to sleep, and to rise refreshed for new advancement. What the Father has made, the Son can make and enjoy; but has also work of his own appointed him. Thus all things wax, and roll onwards; Arts, Establishments, Opinions, nothing is completed, but ever completing. Newton has learned to see what Kepler saw; but there is also a fresh heaven-derived force in Newton; he must mount to still higher points of vision. So too the Hebrew Lawgiver is, in due time, followed by an Apostle of the Gentiles. In the business of Destruction, as this also is from time to time a necessary work, thou findest a like sequence and perseverance: for Luther it was as yet hot enough to stand by that burning of the Pope's Bull; Voltaire could not warm himself at the glimmering ashes, but required quite other fuel. Thus likewise, I note, the English Whig has, in the second generation, become an English Radical; who, in the third again, it is to be hoped, will become an English Rebuilder. Find Mankind where thou wilt, thou findest it in living movement, in progress faster or slower: the Phoenix soars aloft, hovers with outstretched wings, filling Earth with her music; or, as now, she sinks, and with spheral swan-song immolates herself in flame, that she may soar the higher and sing the clearer."

"Also important and useful for the progress of this same Individual is how he is divided into Generations. Generations are like the Days of hardworking Humanity: Death and Birth are the evening and morning bells that call Humanity to sleep and to wake refreshed for new progress. What the Father has created, the Son can also create and enjoy; but he has his own work to do as well. Thus, everything grows and moves forward; Arts, Institutions, Opinions—nothing is ever complete, but always in progress. Newton learned to see what Kepler saw, but there is also a new, heavenly force in Newton; he must reach even higher viewpoints. Similarly, the Hebrew Lawgiver is eventually followed by an Apostle to the Gentiles. In the realm of Destruction, which is sometimes a necessary task, you can see the same sequence and perseverance: for Luther, it was still urgent enough to stand against the burning of the Pope's Bull; Voltaire couldn’t warm himself by the fading ashes but needed very different fuel. Likewise, I observe that the English Whig has become an English Radical in the second generation; and in the third, hopefully, he will evolve into an English Rebuilder. Wherever you find Humanity, you see it in living motion, progressing at different speeds: the Phoenix rises high, gliding with outstretched wings, filling the Earth with her music; or, as now, she descends, and with a spherical swan song sacrifices herself in flames so she can rise higher and sing more clearly."

Let the friends of social order, in such a disastrous period, lay this to heart, and derive from it any little comfort they can. We subjoin another passage, concerning Titles:—

Let the supporters of social order, during such a difficult time, take this to heart and find any small comfort they can. We add another passage about Titles:—

"Remark, not without surprise," says Teufelsdrockh, "how all high Titles of Honor come hitherto from Fighting. Your Herzog (Duke, Dux) is Leader of Armies; your Earl (Jarl) is Strong Man; your Marshal cavalry Horse-shoer. A Millennium, or reign of Peace and Wisdom, having from of old been prophesied, and becoming now daily more and more indubitable, may it not be apprehended that such Fighting titles will cease to be palatable, and new and higher need to be devised?

"Notice, not without surprise," says Teufelsdrockh, "how all high titles of honor come from fighting. Your Herzog (Duke, Dux) is the leader of armies; your Earl (Jarl) is the strong man; your Marshal is the cavalry horse-shoer. A millennium, or an era of peace and wisdom, has long been prophesied, and is becoming more and more certain every day. Should we not expect that these fighting titles will lose their appeal, and that we will need to create new and better ones?"

"The only Title wherein I, with confidence, trace eternity is that of King. Konig (King), anciently Konning, means Ken-ning (Cunning), or which is the same thing, Can-ning. Ever must the Sovereign of Mankind be fitly entitled King."

"The only title that I can confidently associate with eternity is King. Konig (King), originally Konning, means Ken-ning (Cunning), or the same thing, Can-ning. The Sovereign of Humanity must always be properly called King."

"Well, also," says he elsewhere, "was it written by Theologians: a King rules by divine right. He carries in him an authority from God, or man will never give it him. Can I choose my own King? I can choose my own King Popinjay, and play what farce or tragedy I may with him: but he who is to be my Ruler, whose will is to be higher than my will, was chosen for me in Heaven. Neither except in such Obedience to the Heaven-chosen is Freedom so much as conceivable."

"Well, also," he says elsewhere, "was it written by theologians: a king rules by divine right. He has an authority granted by God, or else man will never give it to him. Can I pick my own king? I can choose my own king puppet and play whatever farce or tragedy I want with him: but the one who is to be my ruler, whose will is to be greater than my own, was chosen for me in Heaven. Only in obedience to the Heaven-chosen can freedom even be considered."

The Editor will here admit that, among all the wondrous provinces of Teufelsdrockh's spiritual world, there is none he walks in with such astonishment, hesitation, and even pain, as in the Political. How, with our English love of Ministry and Opposition, and that generous conflict of Parties, mind warming itself against mind in their mutual wrestle for the Public Good, by which wrestle, indeed, is our invaluable Constitution kept warm and alive; how shall we domesticate ourselves in this spectral Necropolis, or rather City both of the Dead and of the Unborn, where the Present seems little other than an inconsiderable Film dividing the Past and the Future? In those dim long-drawn expanses, all is so immeasurable; much so disastrous, ghastly; your very radiances and straggling light-beams have a supernatural character. And then with such an indifference, such a prophetic peacefulness (accounting the inevitably coming as already here, to him all one whether it be distant by centuries or only by days), does he sit;—and live, you would say, rather in any other age than in his own! It is our painful duty to announce, or repeat, that, looking into this man, we discern a deep, silent, slow-burning, inextinguishable Radicalism, such as fills us with shuddering admiration.

The Editor will admit that, among all the amazing parts of Teufelsdrockh's spiritual world, there’s none that leaves him feeling as astonished, hesitant, and even pained as the Political. How, with our English fondness for Ministry and Opposition and the spirited clash of Parties, where minds engage in a mutual struggle for the Public Good—which, in fact, keeps our invaluable Constitution alive and thriving—can we settle into this ghostly Necropolis, or rather a City of both the Dead and the Unborn, where the Present seems just an insignificant layer separating the Past and the Future? In those dim, sprawling expanses, everything feels immeasurable; much of it is disastrous, eerie; even your shining lights and stray beams have a supernatural quality. And then, with such indifference and a kind of prophetic calm (seeing what’s inevitably coming as if it’s already arrived, whether it’s centuries or just days away doesn’t seem to matter to him), he sits;—and you’d think he lives more in another era than in his own! It’s our uncomfortable responsibility to inform, or remind, you that, when we look into this man, we see a deep, quiet, slow-burning, inextinguishable Radicalism that fills us with awe.

Thus, for example, he appears to make little even of the Elective Franchise; at least so we interpret the following: "Satisfy yourselves," he says, "by universal, indubitable experiment, even as ye are now doing or will do, whether FREEDOM, heaven-born and leading heavenward, and so vitally essential for us all, cannot peradventure be mechanically hatched and brought to light in that same Ballot-Box of yours; or at worst, in some other discoverable or devisable Box, Edifice, or Steam-mechanism. It were a mighty convenience; and beyond all feats of manufacture witnessed hitherto." Is Teufelsdrockh acquainted with the British constitution, even slightly?—He says, under another figure: "But after all, were the problem, as indeed it now everywhere is, To rebuild your old House from the top downwards (since you must live in it the while), what better, what other, than the Representative Machine will serve your turn? Meanwhile, however, mock me not with the name of Free, 'when you have but knit up my chains into ornamental festoons.'"—Or what will any member of the Peace Society make of such an assertion as this: "The lower people everywhere desire War. Not so unwisely; there is then a demand for lower people—to be shot!"

So, for example, he seems to downplay the importance of the right to vote; at least that's how we interpret this: "Prove for yourselves," he says, "through universal and undeniable experiments, just like you’re doing now or will do, whether FREEDOM, a gift from heaven leading us towards it, and absolutely essential for all of us, can perhaps be mechanically created and revealed in your Ballot Box; or at worst, in some other discoverable or inventable Box, Structure, or Machine. It would be quite a convenience; and beyond anything we've ever manufactured before." Is Teufelsdrockh really familiar with the British constitution, even in a basic way?—He states, in another manner: "But ultimately, if the challenge is, as it indeed is everywhere now, to rebuild your old House from the top down (since you have to live in it while doing so), what better option than the Representative Machine to meet your needs? Meanwhile, don’t mock me with the word Free, 'when all you've done is decorate my chains with pretty designs.'"—Or what would a member of the Peace Society think about this claim: "The lower classes everywhere want War. Not without reason; it creates a demand for the lower classes—to be shot!"

Gladly, therefore, do we emerge from those soul-confusing labyrinths of speculative Radicalism, into somewhat clearer regions. Here, looking round, as was our hest, for "organic filaments," we ask, may not this, touching "Hero-worship," be of the number? It seems of a cheerful character; yet so quaint, so mystical, one knows not what, or how little, may lie under it. Our readers shall look with their own eyes:—

Gladly, we now step out of the confusing maze of speculative Radicalism into somewhat clearer areas. Here, as we were instructed, we look around for "organic connections" and wonder if this idea of "Hero-worship" could be one of them. It seems positive and uplifting, yet it's so peculiar and mysterious that it's hard to tell what, if anything, lies beneath it. Our readers can observe for themselves:—

"True is it that, in these days, man can do almost all things, only not obey. True likewise that whoso cannot obey cannot be free, still less bear rule; he that is the inferior of nothing, can be the superior of nothing, the equal of nothing. Nevertheless, believe not that man has lost his faculty of Reverence; that if it slumber in him, it has gone dead. Painful for man is that same rebellious Independence, when it has become inevitable; only in loving companionship with his fellows does he feel safe; only in reverently bowing down before the Higher does he feel himself exalted.

"Nowadays, it's true that people can do almost anything, except follow rules. It's also true that those who can't obey can't be free, and even less can they lead; someone who is inferior to nothing can't be superior to anything or equal to anything. However, don't think that people have lost their ability to show respect; if it seems dormant, it hasn't completely disappeared. It's painful for a person to experience that same rebellious independence when it becomes unavoidable; only in loving companionship with others do they feel secure; only by respectfully submitting to something greater do they feel elevated."

"Or what if the character of our so troublous Era lay even in this: that man had forever cast away Fear, which is the lower; but not yet risen into perennial Reverence, which is the higher and highest?

"Or what if the nature of our troubled times lies in this: that humanity has completely discarded Fear, which is the lower instinct; but has not yet risen to a lasting Reverence, which is the higher and most elevated state?"

"Meanwhile, observe with joy, so cunningly has Nature ordered it, that whatsoever man ought to obey, he cannot but obey. Before no faintest revelation of the Godlike did he ever stand irreverent; least of all, when the Godlike showed itself revealed in his fellow-man. Thus is there a true religious Loyalty forever rooted in his heart; nay in all ages, even in ours, it manifests itself as a more or less orthodox Hero-worship. In which fact, that Hero-worship exists, has existed, and will forever exist, universally among Mankind, mayest thou discern the corner-stone of living rock, whereon all Polities for the remotest time may stand secure."

"Meanwhile, notice with joy how cleverly Nature has arranged things so that whatever a person should obey, they inevitably do. No matter how faint the presence of the Divine, he has never stood irreverently; especially not when the Divine is reflected in another person. There is a genuine sense of religious Loyalty permanently rooted in his heart; indeed, in all ages, even in our own, it shows up as more or less traditional Hero-worship. The fact that Hero-worship exists, has existed, and will always exist among humanity can be seen as the solid foundation on which all governments can stand securely for a long time."

Do our readers discern any such corner-stone, or even so much as what Teufelsdrockh, is looking at? He exclaims, "Or hast thou forgotten Paris and Voltaire? How the aged, withered man, though but a Sceptic, Mocker, and millinery Court-poet, yet because even he seemed the Wisest, Best, could drag mankind at his chariot-wheels, so that princes coveted a smile from him, and the loveliest of France would have laid their hair beneath his feet! All Paris was one vast Temple of Hero-worship; though their Divinity, moreover, was of feature too apish.

Do our readers see any foundational idea, or even what Teufelsdrockh is observing? He shouts, "Or have you forgotten Paris and Voltaire? How the old, frail man, even though just a skeptic, a mocker, and a fashionable poet, could, because he was perceived as the wisest and the best, lead humanity like a chariot, making princes eager for a smile from him, and the most beautiful women in France would have laid their hair at his feet! All of Paris was one huge temple of hero-worship; even though their idol had a rather simian appearance."

"But if such things," continues he, "were done in the dry tree, what will be done in the green? If, in the most parched season of Man's History, in the most parched spot of Europe, when Parisian life was at best but a scientific Hortus Siccus, bedizened with some Italian Gumflowers, such virtue could come out of it; what is to be looked for when Life again waves leafy and bloomy, and your Hero-Divinity shall have nothing apelike, but be wholly human? Know that there is in man a quite indestructible Reverence for whatsoever holds of Heaven, or even plausibly counterfeits such holding. Show the dullest clodpoll, show the haughtiest featherhead, that a soul higher than himself is actually here; were his knees stiffened into brass, he must down and worship."

"But if such things," he continues, "happened in the dry tree, what will happen in the green one? If in the driest season of human history, in the driest part of Europe, when life in Paris was barely more than a scientific Hortus Siccus, adorned with some Italian Gumflowers, such virtue could emerge; what should we expect when life flourishes once more with leaves and blooms, and your Hero-Divinity is entirely human, without any ape-like traits? Understand that within every person, there's a truly indestructible reverence for anything that comes from Heaven or even convincingly imitates it. Show the dullest fool, show the proudest snob, that a soul greater than their own is actually present; even if their knees were stiffened like brass, they would have to kneel and worship."

Organic filaments, of a more authentic sort, mysteriously spinning themselves, some will perhaps discover in the following passage:—

Organic filaments, of a more genuine kind, mysteriously spinning themselves, some might find in the following passage:—

"There is no Church, sayest thou? The voice of Prophecy has gone dumb? This is even what I dispute: but in any case, hast thou not still Preaching enough? A Preaching Friar settles himself in every village; and builds a pulpit, which he calls Newspaper. Therefrom he preaches what most momentous doctrine is in him, for man's salvation; and dost not thou listen, and believe? Look well, thou seest everywhere a new Clergy of the Mendicant Orders, some barefooted, some almost bare-backed, fashion itself into shape, and teach and preach, zealously enough, for copper alms and the love of God. These break in pieces the ancient idols; and, though themselves too often reprobate, as idol-breakers are wont to be, mark out the sites of new Churches, where the true God-ordained, that are to follow, may find audience, and minister. Said I not, Before the old skin was shed, the new had formed itself beneath it?"

"There’s no Church, you say? Has the voice of Prophecy gone silent? That’s exactly what I’m arguing against: but regardless, don’t you still hear enough preaching? A preaching friar sets up shop in every village and builds a pulpit, which he calls a newspaper. From there, he shares whatever significant doctrine he believes is crucial for man's salvation; and don’t you listen and believe? Look around, you see everywhere a new group of clergy from the Mendicant Orders, some barefoot, some almost bare-backed, forming themselves and teaching and preaching, eagerly enough, for small donations and the love of God. They’re breaking down the old idols; and though they are often criticized, as idol-breakers tend to be, they’re marking out places for new Churches, where true God-ordained ones can later gather and serve. Didn't I say, before the old skin was shed, the new had already formed beneath it?"

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Perhaps also in the following, with which we now hurry to finish this tangled sleeve:—

"But there is no Religion?" reiterates the Professor. "Fool! I tell thee, there is. Hast thou well considered all that lies in this immeasurable froth-ocean we name LITERATURE? Fragments of a genuine Church-Homiletic lie scattered there, which Time will assort: nay fractions even of a Liturgy could I point out. And knowest thou no Prophet, even in the vesture, environment, and dialect of this age? None to whom the Godlike had revealed itself, through all meanest and highest forms of the Common; and by him been again prophetically revealed: in whose inspired melody, even in these rag-gathering and rag-burning days, Man's Life again begins, were it but afar off, to be divine? Knowest thou none such? I know him, and name him—Goethe.

"But there is no religion?" the Professor repeats. "Fool! I tell you there is. Have you truly considered everything that exists in this vast ocean of literature we call LITERATURE? There are fragments of a real Church-Homiletic scattered throughout, which Time will organize; in fact, I could even point out pieces of a Liturgy. And do you not know a Prophet, even in the attire, environment, and language of this age? Someone to whom the divine has revealed itself through all the lowly and lofty forms of the Common, and who has prophetically revealed it again: in whose inspired melody, even in these rag-gathering and rag-burning times, Man's Life begins anew, even if just from a distance, to be divine? Do you know none such? I know him, and I call him—Goethe."

"But thou as yet standest in no Temple; joinest in no Psalm-worship; feelest well that, where there is no ministering Priest, the people perish? Be of comfort! Thou art not alone, if thou have Faith. Spake we not of a Communion of Saints, unseen, yet not unreal, accompanying and brother-like embracing thee, so thou be worthy? Their heroic Sufferings rise up melodiously together to Heaven, out of all lands, and out of all times, as a sacred Miserere; their heroic Actions also, as a boundless everlasting Psalm of Triumph. Neither say that thou hast now no Symbol of the Godlike. Is not God's Universe a Symbol of the Godlike; is not Immensity a Temple; is not Man's History, and Men's History, a perpetual Evangel? Listen, and for organ-music thou wilt ever, as of old, hear the Morning Stars sing together."

"But you still stand in no Temple; you join in no Psalm-worship; you feel that where there is no ministering Priest, the people perish? Take comfort! You are not alone, if you have Faith. Did we not speak of a Communion of Saints, unseen yet real, accompanying and supporting you, if you are worthy? Their heroic sufferings rise melodically together to Heaven, from all lands and all times, as a sacred Miserere; their heroic actions also create a boundless everlasting Psalm of Triumph. Don’t say that you have no Symbol of the Godlike now. Isn’t God’s Universe a Symbol of the Godlike? Isn’t Immensity a Temple? Isn’t Man’s History, and the History of Men, a perpetual Evangel? Listen, and you will always hear, as in the past, the Morning Stars singing together instead of organ music."





CHAPTER VIII. NATURAL SUPERNATURALISM.

It is in his stupendous Section, headed Natural Supernaturalism, that the Professor first becomes a Seer; and, after long effort, such as we have witnessed, finally subdues under his feet this refractory Clothes-Philosophy, and takes victorious possession thereof. Phantasms enough he has had to struggle with; "Cloth-webs and Cob-webs," of Imperial Mantles, Superannuated Symbols, and what not: yet still did he courageously pierce through. Nay, worst of all, two quite mysterious, world-embracing Phantasms, TIME and SPACE, have ever hovered round him, perplexing and bewildering: but with these also he now resolutely grapples, these also he victoriously rends asunder. In a word, he has looked fixedly on Existence, till, one after the other, its earthly hulls and garnitures have all melted away; and now, to his rapt vision, the interior celestial Holy-of-Holies lies disclosed.

In his incredible section titled Natural Supernaturalism, the Professor becomes a true visionary; after a long struggle, as we've seen, he finally overcomes the stubborn Clothes-Philosophy and claims it as his own. He's faced enough illusions—"Cloth-webs and Cob-webs," of Imperial Mantles, outdated symbols, and more—but he bravely pushes through. Even more challenging, two mysterious, all-encompassing illusions, TIME and SPACE, have always surrounded him, causing confusion and uncertainty: but he now confronts them head-on and triumphantly breaks them apart. In short, he has stared deeply into Existence until all its superficial layers have melted away; now, to his enlightened vision, the inner celestial sanctuary is revealed.

Here, therefore, properly it is that the Philosophy of Clothes attains to Transcendentalism; this last leap, can we but clear it, takes us safe into the promised land, where Palingenesia, in all senses, may be considered as beginning. "Courage, then!" may our Diogenes exclaim, with better right than Diogenes the First once did. This stupendous Section we, after long painful meditation, have found not to be unintelligible; but, on the contrary, to grow clear, nay radiant, and all-illuminating. Let the reader, turning on it what utmost force of speculative intellect is in him, do his part; as we, by judicious selection and adjustment, shall study to do ours:—

Here, then, it is appropriate for the Philosophy of Clothes to reach Transcendentalism; if we can just make this final leap, it will safely take us into the promised land, where Palingenesia, in every sense, can be seen as starting. "Courage, then!" our Diogenes might shout, with more justification than Diogenes the First ever did. After much deep reflection, we have discovered that this impressive Section is not unintelligible; rather, it becomes clear, even radiant, and all-illuminating. Let the reader apply their utmost speculative intellect to it; we will also strive to do our part through careful selection and adjustment:—

"Deep has been, and is, the significance of Miracles," thus quietly begins the Professor; "far deeper perhaps than we imagine. Meanwhile, the question of questions were: What specially is a Miracle? To that Dutch King of Siam, an icicle had been a miracle; whoso had carried with him an air-pump, and vial of vitriolic ether, might have worked a miracle. To my Horse, again, who unhappily is still more unscientific, do not I work a miracle, and magical 'Open sesame!' every time I please to pay twopence, and open for him an impassable Schlagbaum, or shut Turnpike?

"Miracles have always held deep significance," the Professor begins quietly, "possibly deeper than we realize. Meanwhile, the biggest question is: What exactly is a Miracle? For that Dutch King of Siam, an icicle was a miracle; whoever had brought with them an air pump and a bottle of vitriolic ether could have performed a miracle. For my Horse, who unfortunately is even less scientific, do I not perform a miracle and say 'Open sesame!' every time I pay two pence to open an impenetrable barrier or close a turnpike?"

"'But is not a real Miracle simply a violation of the Laws of Nature?' ask several. Whom I answer by this new question: What are the Laws of Nature? To me perhaps the rising of one from the dead were no violation of these Laws, but a confirmation; were some far deeper Law, now first penetrated into, and by Spiritual Force, even as the rest have all been, brought to bear on us with its Material Force.

"'But isn't a real miracle just breaking the Laws of Nature?' several people ask. I respond with this new question: What are the Laws of Nature? For me, maybe the rising of someone from the dead isn't a violation of these Laws, but rather a confirmation; it could be a deeper Law that has just been understood, and through Spiritual Force, just like all the others, is now influencing us with its Material Force.

"Here too may some inquire, not without astonishment: On what ground shall one, that can make Iron swim, come and declare that therefore he can teach Religion? To us, truly, of the Nineteenth Century, such declaration were inept enough; which nevertheless to our fathers, of the First Century, was full of meaning.

"Here too, some may ask, not without surprise: On what basis can someone who can make iron float claim that they can teach religion? To us, in the Nineteenth Century, such a statement seems pretty silly; however, for our fathers in the First Century, it held a lot of significance."

"'But is it not the deepest Law of Nature that she be constant?' cries an illuminated class: 'Is not the Machine of the Universe fixed to move by unalterable rules?' Probable enough, good friends: nay I, too, must believe that the God, whom ancient inspired men assert to be 'without variableness or shadow of turning,' does indeed never change; that Nature, that the Universe, which no one whom it so pleases can be prevented from calling a Machine, does move by the most unalterable rules. And now of you, too, I make the old inquiry: What those same unalterable rules, forming the complete Statute-Book of Nature, may possibly be?

"'But isn't it the fundamental Law of Nature that it remains constant?' exclaims an enlightened group: 'Isn't the Machine of the Universe designed to operate according to fixed rules?' That's likely true, my friends: indeed, I also have to believe that the God, whom ancient inspired individuals claim to be 'without changes or shifting,' really never changes; that Nature, that the Universe, which no one can be stopped from calling a Machine if they choose to, operates according to the most unchanging rules. And now, I ask you again: What exactly are those unchanging rules that make up the complete Statute-Book of Nature?'

"They stand written in our Works of Science, say you; in the accumulated records of Man's Experience?—Was Man with his Experience present at the Creation, then, to see how it all went on? Have any deepest scientific individuals yet dived down to the foundations of the Universe, and gauged everything there? Did the Maker take them into His counsel; that they read His ground-plan of the incomprehensible All; and can say, This stands marked therein, and no more than this? Alas, not in anywise! These scientific individuals have been nowhere but where we also are; have seen some hand breadths deeper than we see into the Deep that is infinite, without bottom as without shore.

"They’re written in our Scientific Works, you say, in the collected records of Human Experience? Was Humanity with its Experience present at Creation to witness how it all unfolded? Have any leading scientists yet delved deep into the foundations of the Universe and measured everything there? Did the Creator consult them, so they could read His blueprint of the incomprehensible Whole and say, ‘This is marked here, and nothing more’? Alas, not at all! These scientists have only been where we are; they've seen a little deeper than we can into the infinite Deep, which has no bottom and no shore."

"Laplace's Book on the Stars, wherein he exhibits that certain Planets, with their Satellites, gyrate round our worthy Sun, at a rate and in a course, which, by greatest good fortune, he and the like of him have succeeded in detecting,—is to me as precious as to another. But is this what thou namest 'Mechanism of the Heavens,' and 'System of the World;' this, wherein Sirius and the Pleiades, and all Herschel's Fifteen thousand Suns per minute, being left out, some paltry handful of Moons, and inert Balls, had been—looked at, nick-named, and marked in the Zodiacal Way-bill; so that we can now prate of their Whereabout; their How, their Why, their What, being hid from us, as in the signless Inane?

"Laplace's Book on the Stars, where he shows that certain planets, along with their moons, orbit around our esteemed Sun at a rate and in a path that, by sheer luck, he and others like him have managed to uncover—is as valuable to me as it is to anyone else. But is this what you call the 'Mechanism of the Heavens' and the 'System of the World'? This, where Sirius and the Pleiades, along with all of Herschel's fifteen thousand suns per minute, are left out, and instead, a measly handful of moons and lifeless balls have been examined, named, and marked in the Zodiacal Way-bill, allowing us to now chatter about their location; their how, their why, their what, remaining hidden from us, as if in a void without signs?"

"System of Nature! To the wisest man, wide as is his vision, Nature remains of quite infinite depth, of quite infinite expansion; and all Experience thereof limits itself to some few computed centuries and measured square-miles. The course of Nature's phases, on this our little fraction of a Planet, is partially known to us: but who knows what deeper courses these depend on; what infinitely larger Cycle (of causes) our little Epicycle revolves on? To the Minnow every cranny and pebble, and quality and accident, of its little native Creek may have become familiar: but does the Minnow understand the Ocean Tides and periodic Currents, the Trade-winds, and Monsoons, and Moon's Eclipses; by all which the condition of its little Creek is regulated, and may, from time to time (unmiraculously enough), be quite overset and reversed? Such a minnow is Man; his Creek this Planet Earth; his Ocean the immeasurable All; his Monsoons and periodic Currents the mysterious Course of Providence through AEons of AEons.

"System of Nature! No matter how wise a person may be, with a broad vision, Nature still has an infinite depth and an infinite expanse. Our entire understanding of it is limited to just a few centuries and a handful of measured square miles. We have some knowledge of the phases of Nature on this tiny part of a Planet, but who knows what deeper processes they depend on; what infinitely larger Cycle (of causes) our small Epicycle revolves around? To a minnow, every nook and pebble, every detail and occurrence in its little creek may be familiar, but does the minnow grasp the ocean tides and periodic currents, the trade winds, and monsoons, or the moon's eclipses, all of which regulate the conditions of its creek and can, from time to time (without any miracles), disrupt and overturn it? In this analogy, the minnow represents Man; its creek is this Planet Earth; the ocean is the vastness of the All; and its monsoons and periodic currents symbolize the mysterious Course of Providence through countless ages."

"We speak of the Volume of Nature: and truly a Volume it is,—whose Author and Writer is God. To read it! Dost thou, does man, so much as well know the Alphabet thereof? With its Words, Sentences, and grand descriptive Pages, poetical and philosophical, spread out through Solar Systems, and Thousands of Years, we shall not try thee. It is a Volume written in celestial hieroglyphs, in the true Sacred-writing; of which even Prophets are happy that they can read here a line and there a line. As for your Institutes, and Academies of Science, they strive bravely; and, from amid the thick-crowded, inextricably intertwisted hieroglyphic writing, pick out, by dexterous combination, some Letters in the vulgar Character, and therefrom put together this and the other economic Recipe, of high avail in Practice. That Nature is more than some boundless Volume of such Recipes, or huge, well-nigh inexhaustible Domestic-Cookery Book, of which the whole secret will in this manner one day evolve itself, the fewest dream.

"We talk about the Volume of Nature: and truly, it is a Volume,—whose Author and Writer is God. To read it! Do you, does anyone, even know the Alphabet of it? With its Words, Sentences, and grand descriptive Pages, both poetic and philosophical, spread across Solar Systems and Thousands of Years, we won’t challenge you. It’s a Volume written in celestial symbols, in the true Sacred-writing; even Prophets are happy to read just a line here and a line there. As for your Institutes and Academies of Science, they work hard; and, from the dense, tangled hieroglyphic writing, they manage to pick out, through clever combinations, some Letters in the common language, from which they assemble this and that practical Recipe, very useful in Practice. That Nature is more than just an endless Volume of such Recipes, or a massive, nearly inexhaustible Cookbook, the whole secret of which will one day be revealed in this way, very few imagine."

"Custom," continues the Professor, "doth make dotards of us all. Consider well, thou wilt find that Custom is the greatest of Weavers; and weaves air-raiment for all the Spirits of the Universe; whereby indeed these dwell with us visibly, as ministering servants, in our houses and workshops; but their spiritual nature becomes, to the most, forever hidden. Philosophy complains that Custom has hoodwinked us, from the first; that we do everything by Custom, even Believe by it; that our very Axioms, let us boast of Free-thinking as we may, are oftenest simply such Beliefs as we have never heard questioned. Nay, what is Philosophy throughout but a continual battle against Custom; an ever-renewed effort to transcend the sphere of blind Custom, and so become Transcendental?

"Tradition," the Professor continues, "makes fools of us all. Think about it, and you’ll realize that Tradition is the greatest of weavers; it crafts a facade for all the Spirits of the Universe, which allows them to live among us visibly, acting as helpful servants in our homes and workplaces; yet their true nature often remains hidden from most people. Philosophy argues that Tradition has deceived us from the beginning; we do everything out of Tradition, even Believe because of it; the very principles we claim as free thought are mostly simply beliefs we've never seen questioned. In fact, what is Philosophy but a constant struggle against Tradition; an ongoing effort to transcend the realm of blind Tradition, and thereby become Transcendental?"

"Innumerable are the illusions and legerdemain-tricks of Custom: but of all these, perhaps the cleverest is her knack of persuading us that the Miraculous, by simple repetition, ceases to be Miraculous. True, it is by this means we live; for man must work as well as wonder: and herein is Custom so far a kind nurse, guiding him to his true benefit. But she is a fond foolish nurse, or rather we are false foolish nurslings, when, in our resting and reflecting hours, we prolong the same deception. Am I to view the Stupendous with stupid indifference, because I have seen it twice, or two hundred, or two million times? There is no reason in Nature or in Art why I should: unless, indeed, I am a mere Work-Machine, for whom the divine gift of Thought were no other than the terrestrial gift of Steam is to the Steam-engine; a power whereby cotton might be spun, and money and money's worth realized.

Countless are the illusions and tricks of tradition: but among all of them, maybe the most clever is how she convinces us that the miraculous, through simple repetition, stops being miraculous. It’s true that it’s how we live; for people must both work and wonder: and in this way, tradition is kind of a nurturing force, leading us to our true benefit. But she’s a silly, misguided nurse, or rather we are foolish children, when, in our moments of rest and reflection, we extend the same deception. Should I look at the amazing with dull indifference just because I’ve seen it twice, or two hundred, or two million times? There’s no reason in nature or art that I should: unless, of course, I’m just a machine, for whom the divine gift of thought is no different than the earthly gift of steam is to a steam engine; a power through which cotton can be spun, and money and value can be generated.

"Notable enough too, here as elsewhere, wilt thou find the potency of Names; which indeed are but one kind of such custom-woven, wonder-hiding Garments. Witchcraft, and all manner of Spectre-work, and Demonology, we have now named Madness, and Diseases of the Nerves. Seldom reflecting that still the new question comes upon us: What is Madness, what are Nerves? Ever, as before, does Madness remain a mysterious-terrific, altogether infernal boiling-up of the Nether Chaotic Deep, through this fair-painted Vision of Creation, which swims thereon, which we name the Real. Was Luther's Picture of the Devil less a Reality, whether it were formed within the bodily eye, or without it? In every the wisest Soul lies a whole world of internal Madness, an authentic Demon-Empire; out of which, indeed, his world of Wisdom has been creatively built together, and now rests there, as on its dark foundations does a habitable flowery Earth rind.

"Noteworthy as well, here and elsewhere, you'll find the power of Names; which are basically just one type of those custom-made, wonder-concealing Garments. Witchcraft, and all sorts of Specter-work, and Demonology, we now label as Madness and Nerve Disorders. Rarely considering that the new question still arises: What is Madness, what are Nerves? Always, like before, does Madness remain a mysterious and terrifying boiling-up of the Nether Chaotic Deep, through this beautifully painted Vision of Creation, which floats upon it, which we call the Real. Was Luther's Picture of the Devil any less real, whether it was formed in the mind's eye or not? Within every wise Soul lies an entire world of inner Madness, a genuine Demon-Empire; from which, indeed, their world of Wisdom has been creatively assembled, and now stands there, just as a habitable, flowery Earth rests on its dark foundations."

"But deepest of all illusory Appearances, for hiding Wonder, as for many other ends, are your two grand fundamental world-enveloping Appearances, SPACE and TIME. These, as spun and woven for us from before Birth itself, to clothe our celestial ME for dwelling here, and yet to blind it,—lie all-embracing, as the universal canvas, or warp and woof, whereby all minor Illusions, in this Phantasm Existence, weave and paint themselves. In vain, while here on Earth, shall you endeavor to strip them off; you can, at best, but rend them asunder for moments, and look through.

"But the deepest of all deceptive appearances, which hide wonder and serve many other purposes, are your two major fundamental, all-encompassing appearances: SPACE and TIME. These have been spun and woven for us from before our very birth, to dress our celestial self for living here, while also blinding it. They lie all around us, like the universal canvas, or the fabric, through which all the smaller illusions in this fantastical existence are created and colored. In vain, while on Earth, will you try to remove them; at best, you can only tear them apart for brief moments and see through."

"Fortunatus had a wishing Hat, which when he put on, and wished himself Anywhere, behold he was There. By this means had Fortunatus triumphed over Space, he had annihilated Space; for him there was no Where, but all was Here. Were a Hatter to establish himself, in the Wahngasse of Weissnichtwo, and make felts of this sort for all mankind, what a world we should have of it! Still stranger, should, on the opposite side of the street, another Hatter establish himself; and, as his fellow-craftsman made Space-annihilating Hats, make Time-annihilating! Of both would I purchase, were it with my last groschen; but chiefly of this latter. To clap on your felt, and, simply by wishing that you were Anywhere, straightway to be There! Next to clap on your other felt, and, simply by wishing that you were Anywhen, straightway to be Then! This were indeed the grander: shooting at will from the Fire-Creation of the World to its Fire-Consummation; here historically present in the First Century, conversing face to face with Paul and Seneca; there prophetically in the Thirty-first, conversing also face to face with other Pauls and Senecas, who as yet stand hidden in the depth of that late Time!

Fortunatus had a wishing Hat, which, when he put it on and wished himself Anywhere, suddenly he was There. Through this, Fortunatus conquered Space; he had erased Space; for him, there was no Where, just all was Here. If a Hatter were to set up shop in the Wahngasse of Weissnichtwo and create felt hats like this for everyone, what a world that would be! Even stranger, if, on the opposite side of the street, another Hatter opened his shop; while his fellow craftsman made Space-erasing Hats, he could make Time-erasing ones! I would buy from both, even if it cost me my last groschen; but mainly from the latter. Just putting on your felt, and by simply wishing to be Anywhere, you’d instantly be There! Then putting on your other felt, and by just wishing to be Anywhen, you’d immediately be Then! This would truly be grand: leaping at will from the Fire-Creation of the World to its Fire-Consummation; here in the First Century, talking face to face with Paul and Seneca; there in the Thirty-first, also chatting face to face with other Pauls and Senecas, who are still hidden in the depths of that later Time!

"Or thinkest thou it were impossible, unimaginable? Is the Past annihilated, then, or only past; is the Future non-extant, or only future? Those mystic faculties of thine, Memory and Hope, already answer: already through those mystic avenues, thou the Earth-blinded summonest both Past and Future, and communest with them, though as yet darkly, and with mute beckonings. The curtains of Yesterday drop down, the curtains of To-morrow roll up; but Yesterday and To-morrow both are. Pierce through the Time-element, glance into the Eternal. Believe what thou findest written in the sanctuaries of Man's Soul, even as all Thinkers, in all ages, have devoutly read it there: that Time and Space are not God, but creations of God; that with God as it is a universal HERE, so is it an everlasting Now.

"Or do you think it’s impossible, unimaginable? Is the past completely gone, or is it just past? Is the future nonexistent, or is it simply future? Those mysterious abilities of yours, Memory and Hope, already provide an answer: through those mystical pathways, you, blinded by the Earth, call upon both the Past and the Future, and connect with them, though still vaguely and with silent gestures. The curtains of Yesterday fall down, the curtains of Tomorrow rise up; but Yesterday and Tomorrow both exist. Break through the time element, glance into the Eternal. Believe what you find written in the sanctuaries of Man's Soul, just as all Thinkers, in every age, have devotedly read it there: that Time and Space are not God, but creations of God; that with God, it is a universal HERE, just as it is an everlasting Now."

"And seest thou therein any glimpse of IMMORTALITY?—O Heaven! Is the white Tomb of our Loved One, who died from our arms, and had to be left behind us there, which rises in the distance, like a pale, mournfully receding Milestone, to tell how many toilsome uncheered miles we have journeyed on alone,—but a pale spectral Illusion! Is the lost Friend still mysteriously Here, even as we are Here mysteriously, with God!—know of a truth that only the Time-shadows have perished, or are perishable; that the real Being of whatever was, and whatever is, and whatever will be, is even now and forever. This, should it unhappily seem new, thou mayest ponder at thy leisure; for the next twenty years, or the next twenty centuries: believe it thou must; understand it thou canst not.

"And do you see any hint of IMMORTALITY in that?—Oh Heaven! Is the white Tomb of our Loved One, who died in our arms and had to be left behind, rising in the distance like a pale, mournful Milestone, telling us how many exhausting, lonely miles we've traveled on our own,—just a pale, ghostly Illusion? Is the lost Friend still mysteriously Here, just as we are mysteriously Here with God!—know for sure that only the shadows of Time have died or can die; that the true essence of everything that was, everything that is, and everything that will be, exists even now and forever. If this seems frustratingly new to you, you can think about it at your leisure; for the next twenty years or the next twenty centuries: you must believe it; you can't fully understand it."

"That the Thought-forms, Space and Time, wherein, once for all, we are sent into this Earth to live, should condition and determine our whole Practical reasonings, conceptions, and imagings or imaginings, seems altogether fit, just, and unavoidable. But that they should, furthermore, usurp such sway over pure spiritual Meditation, and blind us to the wonder everywhere lying close on us, seems nowise so. Admit Space and Time to their due rank as Forms of Thought; nay even, if thou wilt, to their quite undue rank of Realities: and consider, then, with thyself how their thin disguises hide from us the brightest God-effulgences! Thus, were it not miraculous, could I stretch forth my hand and clutch the Sun? Yet thou seest me daily stretch forth my hand and therewith clutch many a thing, and swing it hither and thither. Art thou a grown baby, then, to fancy that the Miracle lies in miles of distance, or in pounds avoirdupois of weight; and not to see that the true inexplicable God-revealing Miracle lies in this, that I can stretch forth my hand at all; that I have free Force to clutch aught therewith? Innumerable other of this sort are the deceptions, and wonder-hiding stupefactions, which Space practices on us.

"That the concepts of Space and Time, which we are sent to experience on this Earth, should shape and dictate our entire practical reasoning, ideas, and imagination seems completely reasonable, fair, and unavoidable. However, that they should also take control over pure spiritual meditation and blind us to the wonder that is always around us doesn't seem right. Accept Space and Time for what they are as forms of thought; or even, if you prefer, as real things; and then consider how their thin veils hide the greatest divine illuminations from us! Would it not be miraculous if I could reach out and grab the Sun? Yet you see me daily reaching out and grabbing many things, moving them around. Are you like a grown child to think that the miracle lies in miles of distance or in pounds of weight, and not realize that the true, inexplicable, divine miracle lies in the fact that I can reach out at all; that I have the power to grasp anything with my hand? Countless other deceptions and wonder-hiding confusions are what Space imposes on us."

"Still worse is it with regard to Time. Your grand anti-magician, and universal wonder-hider, is this same lying Time. Had we but the Time-annihilating Hat, to put on for once only, we should see ourselves in a World of Miracles, wherein all fabled or authentic Thaumaturgy, and feats of Magic, were outdone. But unhappily we have not such a Hat; and man, poor fool that he is, can seldom and scantily help himself without one.

"Even worse is the issue with Time. Your ultimate anti-magician and master of hiding wonders is this same deceptive Time. If only we had the Time-annihilating Hat to wear just once, we would see ourselves in a World of Miracles, where all legendary or real feats of magic would be surpassed. But unfortunately, we don't have such a Hat, and man, poor fool that he is, can hardly help himself without one."

"Were it not wonderful, for instance, had Orpheus, or Amphion, built the walls of Thebes by the mere sound of his Lyre? Yet tell me, Who built these walls of Weissnichtwo; summoning out all the sandstone rocks, to dance along from the Steinbruch (now a huge Troglodyte Chasm, with frightful green-mantled pools); and shape themselves into Doric and Ionic pillars, squared ashlar houses and noble streets? Was it not the still higher Orpheus, or Orpheuses, who, in past centuries, by the divine Music of Wisdom, succeeded in civilizing Man? Our highest Orpheus walked in Judea, eighteen hundred years ago: his sphere-melody, flowing in wild native tones, took captive the ravished souls of men; and, being of a truth sphere-melody, still flows and sounds, though now with thousand-fold accompaniments, and rich symphonies, through all our hearts; and modulates, and divinely leads them. Is that a wonder, which happens in two hours; and does it cease to be wonderful if happening in two million? Not only was Thebes built by the music of an Orpheus; but without the music of some inspired Orpheus was no city ever built, no work that man glories in ever done.

Isn't it amazing, for example, that Orpheus or Amphion could have built the walls of Thebes just by playing his lyre? But tell me, who constructed the walls of Weissnichtwo, calling out to all the sandstone rocks to come alive from the Steinbruch (now a large cave filled with terrifying green pools) and shape themselves into Doric and Ionic columns, sturdy stone houses, and grand streets? Wasn't it an even greater Orpheus, or Orpheuses, who, in centuries past, through the divine Music of Wisdom, managed to civilize humanity? Our greatest Orpheus walked in Judea eighteen hundred years ago: his melody, flowing in wild, natural tones, captivated the souls of men; and being truly a melody of the sphere, it still flows and resonates, now with countless layers and rich symphonies, through all our hearts, guiding and leading them divinely. Is it any less of a wonder if it happens in two hours instead of two million? Not only was Thebes built by the music of an Orpheus, but without the music of some inspired Orpheus, no city has ever been built, and no work that humanity takes pride in has ever been accomplished.

"Sweep away the Illusion of Time; glance, if thou have eyes, from the near moving-cause to its far distant Mover: The stroke that came transmitted through a whole galaxy of elastic balls, was it less a stroke than if the last ball only had been struck, and sent flying? Oh, could I (with the Time-annihilating Hat) transport thee direct from the Beginnings, to the Endings, how were thy eyesight unsealed, and thy heart set flaming in the Light-sea of celestial wonder! Then sawest thou that this fair Universe, were it in the meanest province thereof, is in very deed the star-domed City of God; that through every star, through every grass-blade, and most through every Living Soul, the glory of a present God still beams. But Nature, which is the Time-vesture of God, and reveals Him to the wise, hides Him from the foolish.

"Clear away the illusion of time; look, if you can, from the immediate cause to its distant origin: the impact that traveled through an entire galaxy of bouncing balls, was it any less an impact than if only the last ball had been hit and sent flying? Oh, if I could (with the Time-erasing Hat) take you directly from the Beginning to the End, how your vision would be opened, and your heart ignited in the vast sea of celestial wonder! Then you would see that this beautiful Universe, even in its smallest corner, is truly the starry City of God; that through every star, through every blade of grass, and especially through every Living Soul, the glory of a present God still shines. But Nature, which is the Time-cloak of God and reveals Him to the wise, conceals Him from the foolish."

"Again, could anything be more miraculous than an actual authentic Ghost? The English Johnson longed, all his life, to see one; but could not, though he went to Cock Lane, and thence to the church-vaults, and tapped on coffins. Foolish Doctor! Did he never, with the mind's eye as well as with the body's, look round him into that full tide of human Life he so loved; did he never so much as look into Himself? The good Doctor was a Ghost, as actual and authentic as heart could wish; well-nigh a million of Ghosts were travelling the streets by his side. Once more I say, sweep away the illusion of Time; compress the threescore years into three minutes: what else was he, what else are we? Are we not Spirits, that are shaped into a body, into an Appearance; and that fade away again into air and Invisibility? This is no metaphor, it is a simple scientific fact: we start out of Nothingness, take figure, and are Apparitions; round us, as round the veriest spectre, is Eternity; and to Eternity minutes are as years and aeons. Come there not tones of Love and Faith, as from celestial harp-strings, like the Song of beatified Souls? And again, do not we squeak and gibber (in our discordant, screech-owlish debatings and recriminatings); and glide bodeful, and feeble, and fearful; or uproar (poltern), and revel in our mad Dance of the Dead,—till the scent of the morning air summons us to our still Home; and dreamy Night becomes awake and Day? Where now is Alexander of Macedon: does the steel Host, that yelled in fierce battle-shouts at Issus and Arbela, remain behind him; or have they all vanished utterly, even as perturbed Goblins must? Napoleon too, and his Moscow Retreats and Austerlitz Campaigns! Was it all other than the veriest Spectre-hunt; which has now, with its howling tumult that made Night hideous, flitted away?—Ghosts! There are nigh a thousand million walking the Earth openly at noontide; some half-hundred have vanished from it, some half-hundred have arisen in it, ere thy watch ticks once.

"Again, could anything be more miraculous than an actual, authentic ghost? The English Johnson longed all his life to see one, but he couldn't, even though he went to Cock Lane, and then to the church vaults, tapping on coffins. Foolish doctor! Did he never, with both mind and body, look around him into that full tide of human life he loved so much? Did he never reflect on himself? The good doctor was a ghost, as real and authentic as his heart could wish; nearly a million ghosts were traveling the streets beside him. Once more I say, sweep away the illusion of time; compress the sixty years into three minutes: what else was he, what else are we? Are we not spirits, shaped into bodies, into appearances, that fade away again into air and invisibility? This is no metaphor; it is a simple scientific fact: we emerge from nothingness, take form, and are apparitions; around us, as around the very specter, is eternity; and to eternity, minutes are like years and aeons. Don’t tones of love and faith resonate like celestial harp strings, similar to the song of blessed souls? And again, do we not squeak and gibber in our discordant, screech-owl-like debates and accusations, gliding ominously, feebly, and fearfully; or stirring up a ruckus and reveling in our mad dance of the dead—until the scent of the morning air calls us to our quiet home; and dreamy night awakens into day? Where is Alexander of Macedon now? Does the steel host that screamed fierce battle cries at Issus and Arbela still follow him, or have they all completely vanished, like troubled goblins must? Napoleon too, with his Moscow retreats and Austerlitz campaigns! Was it anything other than the most ridiculous ghost hunt, which has now, with its howling chaos that made the night hideous, flitted away?—Ghosts! There are nearly a thousand million walking the Earth openly at noon; some fifty have vanished from it, some fifty have come into it, before your watch ticks once."

"O Heaven, it is mysterious, it is awful to consider that we not only carry each a future Ghost within him; but are, in very deed, Ghosts! These Limbs, whence had we them; this stormy Force; this life-blood with its burning Passion? They are dust and shadow; a Shadow-system gathered round our ME: wherein, through some moments or years, the Divine Essence is to be revealed in the Flesh. That warrior on his strong war-horse, fire flashes through his eyes; force dwells in his arm and heart: but warrior and war-horse are a vision; a revealed Force, nothing more. Stately they tread the Earth, as if it were a firm substance: fool! the Earth is but a film; it cracks in twain, and warrior and war-horse sink beyond plummet's sounding. Plummet's? Fantasy herself will not follow them. A little while ago, they were not; a little while, and they are not, their very ashes are not.

"O Heaven, it's mysterious and terrifying to think that we all carry a future Ghost within us; but we are, in fact, Ghosts! Where did these limbs come from; this stormy energy; this lifeblood with its burning passion? They are just dust and shadow; a Shadow-system gathered around our core: where, through some moments or years, the Divine Essence is meant to be revealed in the Flesh. That warrior on his powerful war-horse, fire flashing in his eyes; strength resides in his arm and heart: but both the warrior and the war-horse are just a vision; a revealed force, nothing more. They march across the Earth as if it were solid ground: fool! the Earth is just a thin film; it cracks apart, and both the warrior and the war-horse sink beyond the reach of sound. Beyond reach? Even fantasy itself won't follow them. A little while ago, they didn’t exist; soon enough, they will not exist again, not even their ashes."

"So has it been from the beginning, so will it be to the end. Generation after generation takes to itself the Form of a Body; and forth issuing from Cimmerian Night, on Heaven's mission APPEARS. What Force and Fire is in each he expends: one grinding in the mill of Industry; one hunter-like climbing the giddy Alpine heights of Science; one madly dashed in pieces on the rocks of Strife, in war with his fellow:—and then the Heaven-sent is recalled; his earthly Vesture falls away, and soon even to Sense becomes a vanished Shadow. Thus, like some wild-flaming, wild-thundering train of Heaven's Artillery, does this mysterious MANKIND thunder and flame, in long-drawn, quick-succeeding grandeur, through the unknown Deep. Thus, like a God-created, fire-breathing Spirit-host, we emerge from the Inane; haste stormfully across the astonished Earth; then plunge again into the Inane. Earth's mountains are levelled, and her seas filled up, in our passage: can the Earth, which is but dead and a vision, resist Spirits which have reality and are alive? On the hardest adamant some footprint of us is stamped in; the last Rear of the host will read traces of the earliest Van. But whence?—O Heaven whither? Sense knows not; Faith knows not; only that it is through Mystery to Mystery, from God and to God.

So it has been since the beginning, and so it will be until the end. Generation after generation takes on the Form of a Body; emerging from the darkness, on a divine mission, they APPEAR. Each one spends the Force and Fire within them: some are grinding away in the mills of Industry; others, like hunters, scale the dizzy heights of Science; some are violently shattered on the rocks of Conflict, at war with their fellow man:—and then the divinely chosen are called back; their earthly Shell falls away, and soon becomes nothing more than a distant Memory. Just like a wild, flaming, thunderous train of divine Artillery, this mysterious HUMANITY thunders and blazes, in a long sequence of magnificent bursts, through the unknown Abyss. Like a God-created, fire-breathing host of spirits, we emerge from the Void; rush tumultuously across the astonished Earth; and then dive back into the Void. Earth's mountains are leveled, and her seas are filled, in our wake: can the Earth, which is just a dead vision, withstand spirits that have real existence and life? On the hardest stone, some trace of us is left behind; the last in the line of the host will see signs of the first in the van. But from where?—O Heaven, to where? Our senses know not; Faith knows not; only that it moves from Mystery to Mystery, from God and to God.

                        'We are such stuff
     As Dreams are made of, and our little Life
     Is rounded with a sleep!'"
                        'We are such stuff
     As dreams are made of, and our short lives
     Are completed with a sleep!'




CHAPTER IX. CIRCUMSPECTIVE.

Here, then, arises the so momentous question: Have many British Readers actually arrived with us at the new promised country; is the Philosophy of Clothes now at last opening around them? Long and adventurous has the journey been: from those outmost vulgar, palpable Woollen Hulls of Man; through his wondrous Flesh-Garments, and his wondrous Social Garnitures; inwards to the Garments of his very Soul's Soul, to Time and Space themselves! And now does the spiritual, eternal Essence of Man, and of Mankind, bared of such wrappages, begin in any measure to reveal itself? Can many readers discern, as through a glass darkly, in huge wavering outlines, some primeval rudiments of Man's Being, what is changeable divided from what is unchangeable? Does that Earth-Spirit's speech in Faust,—

Here, then, comes the crucial question: Have many British readers actually reached the new promised land with us; is the Philosophy of Clothes finally unfolding around them? The journey has been long and adventurous: from the most basic, obvious woolen coverings of humanity; through the amazing clothing of flesh and the remarkable social adornments; inward to the garments of the very essence of the soul, to Time and Space themselves! And now, does the spiritual, eternal essence of humanity, stripped of those wrappings, start to reveal itself in any way? Can many readers see, as if through a dark glass, in huge, wavering outlines, some fundamental aspects of human existence, distinguishing the changeable from the unchangeable? Does that Earth-Spirit's speech in Faust,—

     "'Tis thus at the roaring Loom of Time I ply,
     And weave for God the Garment thou seest Him by; "
     "'It is at the roaring Loom of Time that I work,
     And weave for God the Garment you see Him by; "

or that other thousand-times repeated speech of the Magician, Shakespeare,—

or that other speech of the Magician, Shakespeare, repeated a thousand times,—

     "And like the baseless fabric of this vision,
     The cloud-capt Towers, the gorgeous Palaces,
     The solemn Temples, the great Globe itself,
     And all which it inherit, shall dissolve;
     And like this unsubstantial pageant faded,
     Leave not a wrack behind;"
     "And like the empty structure of this vision,
     The towering clouds, the beautiful palaces,
     The grand temples, the Earth itself,
     And everything it holds will disappear;
     And like this fleeting spectacle has faded,
     Leave not a trace behind;"

begin to have some meaning for us? In a word, do we at length stand safe in the far region of Poetic Creation and Palingenesia, where that Phoenix Death-Birth of Human Society, and of all Human Things, appears possible, is seen to be inevitable?

begin to have some meaning for us? In short, do we finally feel secure in the distant realm of Poetic Creation and Rebirth, where the Death-Birth of Human Society, and of all Human Things, seems possible and is recognized as inevitable?

Along this most insufficient, unheard-of Bridge, which the Editor, by Heaven's blessing, has now seen himself enabled to conclude if not complete, it cannot be his sober calculation, but only his fond hope, that many have travelled without accident. No firm arch, overspanning the Impassable with paved highway, could the Editor construct; only, as was said, some zigzag series of rafts floating tumultuously thereon. Alas, and the leaps from raft to raft were too often of a breakneck character; the darkness, the nature of the element, all was against us!

Along this very inadequate and unusual Bridge, which the Editor, by some miracle, has now managed to finish, if not fully complete, it can't just be his careful assessment, but rather his hopeful wish, that many have crossed without incident. He couldn't build a solid arch to span the Impossible with a paved road; instead, as mentioned, it was just a chaotic series of rafts floating on it. Unfortunately, jumping from raft to raft was often extremely dangerous; the darkness and the nature of the situation were all against us!

Nevertheless, may not here and there one of a thousand, provided with a discursiveness of intellect rare in our day, have cleared the passage, in spite of all? Happy few! little band of Friends! be welcome, be of courage. By degrees, the eye grows accustomed to its new Whereabout; the hand can stretch itself forth to work there: it is in this grand and indeed highest work of Palingenesia that ye shall labor, each according to ability. New laborers will arrive; new Bridges will be built; nay, may not our own poor rope-and-raft Bridge, in your passings and repassings, be mended in many a point, till it grow quite firm, passable even for the halt?

Nevertheless, might there be one in a thousand, blessed with a rare depth of thought in our time, who has managed to navigate this path, despite everything? Happy few! small group of Friends! welcome, and be brave. Gradually, the eye gets used to its new surroundings; the hand can reach out to do work there: it is in this great and truly highest task of renewal that you will contribute, each according to your ability. New workers will come; new bridges will be built; indeed, might our own humble rope-and-raft bridge, as you journey back and forth, not be repaired in many ways, until it becomes strong enough, even for those who struggle?

Meanwhile, of the innumerable multitude that started with us, joyous and full of hope, where now is the innumerable remainder, whom we see no longer by our side? The most have recoiled, and stand gazing afar off, in unsympathetic astonishment, at our career: not a few, pressing forward with more courage, have missed footing, or leaped short; and now swim weltering in the Chaos-flood, some towards this shore, some towards that. To these also a helping hand should be held out; at least some word of encouragement be said.

Meanwhile, of the countless people who started this journey with us, full of joy and hope, where are all those who are no longer by our side? Most have fallen back, watching us from a distance in confusion at our progress: some, trying to push ahead with more courage, have stumbled or fallen short; and now they struggle in the turbulent waters, some heading towards one shore, others towards another. We should extend a helping hand to them as well; at the very least, let’s offer some words of encouragement.

Or, to speak without metaphor, with which mode of utterance Teufelsdrockh unhappily has somewhat infected us,—can it be hidden from the Editor that many a British Reader sits reading quite bewildered in head, and afflicted rather than instructed by the present Work? Yes, long ago has many a British Reader been, as now, demanding with something like a snarl: Whereto does all this lead; or what use is in it?

Or, to put it simply, which way of speaking Teufelsdrockh has unfortunately influenced us—can the Editor really believe that many British readers feel confused and more frustrated than enlightened by this work? Yes, for a long time, many British readers have been, just like now, asking with something like a snarl: Where is this all going, or what’s the point of it?

In the way of replenishing thy purse, or otherwise aiding thy digestive faculty, O British Reader, it leads to nothing, and there is no use in it; but rather the reverse, for it costs thee somewhat. Nevertheless, if through this unpromising Horn-gate, Teufelsdrockh, and we by means of him, have led thee into the true Land of Dreams; and through the Clothes-Screen, as through a magical Pierre-Pertuis, thou lookest, even for moments, into the region of the Wonderful, and seest and feelest that thy daily life is girt with Wonder, and based on Wonder, and thy very blankets and breeches are Miracles,—then art thou profited beyond money's worth; and hast a thankfulness towards our Professor; nay, perhaps in many a literary Tea-circle wilt open thy kind lips, and audibly express that same.

In terms of filling your wallet or helping your digestion, O British Reader, this leads nowhere, and it's pretty pointless; in fact, it might even cost you something. However, if through this unlikely Horn-gate, Teufelsdrockh, and we with him, have guided you into the true Land of Dreams; and through the Clothes-Screen, like a magical Pierre-Pertuis, you catch a glimpse, even if just for a moment, into the realm of the Wonderful, and you see and feel that your everyday life is surrounded by Wonder, and that even your blankets and pants are Miracles—then you have gained more than money can offer; and you might feel grateful to our Professor; indeed, perhaps in many a literary Tea-circle, you'll share that sentiment openly.

Nay farther, art not thou too perhaps by this time made aware that all Symbols are properly Clothes; that all Forms whereby Spirit manifests itself to sense, whether outwardly or in the imagination, are Clothes; and thus not only the parchment Magna Charta, which a Tailor was nigh cutting into measures, but the Pomp and Authority of Law, the sacredness of Majesty, and all inferior Worships (Worth-ships) are properly a Vesture and Raiment; and the Thirty-nine Articles themselves are articles of wearing-apparel (for the Religious Idea)? In which case, must it not also be admitted that this Science of Clothes is a high one, and may with infinitely deeper study on thy part yield richer fruit: that it takes scientific rank beside Codification, and Political Economy, and the Theory of the British Constitution; nay rather, from its prophetic height looks down on all these, as on so many weaving-shops and spinning-mills, where the Vestures which it has to fashion, and consecrate, and distribute, are, too often by haggard hungry operatives who see no farther than their nose, mechanically woven and spun?

No further, are you not perhaps by now aware that all Symbols are essentially Clothes? That all the Forms through which Spirit expresses itself to our senses, whether externally or in our imagination, are Clothes? Thus, not only the Magna Carta on parchment, which a tailor was nearly cutting into pieces, but also the display and authority of Law, the sacredness of Majesty, and all lesser forms of Worship (Worth-ships) are essentially a kind of Garment. Even the Thirty-nine Articles can be seen as articles of clothing (for the Religious Idea). In this case, shouldn't we also acknowledge that this Science of Clothes is a significant one, and with much deeper study on your part, it could yield even richer results? It occupies a scientific position alongside Codification, Political Economy, and the Theory of the British Constitution; in fact, from its prophetic height, it overlooks all these like so many weaving shops and spinning mills, where the Garments that it has to create, consecrate, and distribute are often produced by exhausted, hungry workers who can’t see beyond their immediate tasks, mechanically woven and spun?

But omitting all this, much more all that concerns Natural Supernaturalism, and indeed whatever has reference to the Ulterior or Transcendental portion of the Science, or bears never so remotely on that promised Volume of the Palingenesie der menschlichen Gesellschaft (Newbirth of Society),—we humbly suggest that no province of Clothes-Philosophy, even the lowest, is without its direct value, but that innumerable inferences of a practical nature may be drawn therefrom. To say nothing of those pregnant considerations, ethical, political, symbolical, which crowd on the Clothes-Philosopher from the very threshold of his Science; nothing even of those "architectural ideas," which, as we have seen, lurk at the bottom of all Modes, and will one day, better unfolding themselves, lead to important revolutions,—let us glance for a moment, and with the faintest light of Clothes-Philosophy, on what may be called the Habilatory Class of our fellow-men. Here too overlooking, where so much were to be looked on, the million spinners, weavers, fullers, dyers, washers, and wringers, that puddle and muddle in their dark recesses, to make us Clothes, and die that we may live,—let us but turn the reader's attention upon two small divisions of mankind, who, like moths, may be regarded as Cloth-animals, creatures that live, move and have their being in Cloth: we mean, Dandies and Tailors.

But putting all of that aside, especially everything related to Natural Supernaturalism, and indeed anything that pertains to the deeper or transcendental aspects of the Science, or even connects slightly to the promised work of the Palingenesie der menschlichen Gesellschaft (Newbirth of Society),—we suggest that no area of Clothes-Philosophy, even the most basic, lacks direct value. In fact, countless practical insights can be drawn from it. Not to mention the significant ethical, political, and symbolic ideas that the Clothes-Philosopher encounters right at the beginning of his study; nor those "architectural ideas" that we've noted lurking beneath all Modes, which will eventually unfold in a way that leads to significant changes,—let's take a brief look, with just a bit of the light from Clothes-Philosophy, at what we might call the Habilatory Class of our fellow humans. Here too, while we could explore so much, let's focus on the many spinners, weavers, fullers, dyers, washers, and wringers who toil away in their dark corners to create our Clothes, and whose efforts sustain our lives. Instead, let’s draw the reader’s attention to two small groups of people who, like moths, can be seen as Cloth-animals, beings who live, move, and exist within Cloth: namely, Dandies and Tailors.

In regard to both which small divisions it may be asserted without scruple, that the public feeling, unenlightened by Philosophy, is at fault; and even that the dictates of humanity are violated. As will perhaps abundantly appear to readers of the two following Chapters.

Concerning these small divisions, it can confidently be stated that the public sentiment, uninformed by Philosophy, is misguided; and that even basic principles of humanity are being overlooked. This will likely be clear to readers of the next two Chapters.





CHAPTER X. THE DANDIACAL BODY.

First, touching Dandies, let us consider, with some scientific strictness, what a Dandy specially is. A Dandy is a Clothes-wearing Man, a Man whose trade, office and existence consists in the wearing of Clothes. Every faculty of his soul, spirit, purse and person is heroically consecrated to this one object, the wearing of Clothes wisely and well: so that as others dress to live, he lives to dress. The all-importance of Clothes, which a German Professor, of unequalled learning and acumen, writes his enormous Volume to demonstrate, has sprung up in the intellect of the Dandy without effort, like an instinct of genius; he is inspired with Cloth, a Poet of Cloth. What Teufelsdrockh would call a "Divine Idea of Cloth" is born with him; and this, like other such Ideas, will express itself outwardly, or wring his heart asunder with unutterable throes.

First, when talking about Dandies, let's look closely at what a Dandy really is. A Dandy is a man who wears clothes; his work, role, and existence revolve around wearing clothes. Every part of him—his soul, spirit, wallet, and body—is dedicated to the single aim of dressing wisely and elegantly: while others dress to live, he lives to dress. The crucial importance of clothes, which a highly knowledgeable German professor demonstrates in his massive book, has come to the Dandy's mind effortlessly, like a natural talent; he is inspired by fabric, a Poet of Fabric. What Teufelsdrockh would refer to as a "Divine Idea of Cloth" is innate to him, and this, like other profound ideas, will either manifest outwardly or torment him with unexpressable anguish.

But, like a generous, creative enthusiast, he fearlessly makes his Idea an Action; shows himself in peculiar guise to mankind; walks forth, a witness and living Martyr to the eternal worth of Clothes. We called him a Poet: is not his body the (stuffed) parchment-skin whereon he writes, with cunning Huddersfield dyes, a Sonnet to his mistress' eyebrow? Say, rather, an Epos, and Clotha Virumque cano, to the whole world, in Macaronic verses, which he that runs may read. Nay, if you grant, what seems to be admissible, that the Dandy has a Thinking-principle in him, and some notions of Time and Space, is there not in this life-devotedness to Cloth, in this so willing sacrifice of the Immortal to the Perishable, something (though in reverse order) of that blending and identification of Eternity with Time, which, as we have seen, constitutes the Prophetic character?

But, like a generous, creative enthusiast, he boldly turns his idea into action; he presents himself in a unique way to the world; he steps forward as a witness and living martyr to the true value of clothing. We called him a Poet: isn't his body the (stuffed) parchment skin on which he writes, with clever Huddersfield dyes, a sonnet to his mistress's eyebrow? Rather, let's call it an epic, and Clotha Virumque cano, to the entire world, in mixed verses that anyone can understand. If you accept, as seems reasonable, that the Dandy has a thinking principle within him and some awareness of time and space, isn’t there in this dedication to fabric, in this willing sacrifice of the eternal for the temporary, something (though in reverse order) of that blending and merging of eternity with time, which, as we've seen, defines the prophetic nature?

And now, for all this perennial Martyrdom, and Poesy, and even Prophecy, what is it that the Dandy asks in return? Solely, we may say, that you would recognize his existence; would admit him to be a living object; or even failing this, a visual object, or thing that will reflect rays of light. Your silver or your gold (beyond what the niggardly Law has already secured him) he solicits not; simply the glance of your eyes. Understand his mystic significance, or altogether miss and misinterpret it; do but look at him, and he is contented. May we not well cry shame on an ungrateful world, which refuses even this poor boon; which will waste its optic faculty on dried Crocodiles, and Siamese Twins; and over the domestic wonderful wonder of wonders, a live Dandy, glance with hasty indifference, and a scarcely concealed contempt! Him no Zoologist classes among the Mammalia, no Anatomist dissects with care: when did we see any injected Preparation of the Dandy in our Museums; any specimen of him preserved in spirits! Lord Herringbone may dress himself in a snuff-brown suit, with snuff-brown shirt and shoes: it skills not; the undiscerning public, occupied with grosser wants, passes by regardless on the other side.

And now, for all this constant suffering, poetry, and even prophecy, what does the Dandy want in return? Simply, we can say, that you acknowledge his existence; that you recognize him as a living being; or even if that fails, as something you can see, or an object that reflects light. He doesn’t ask for your silver or gold (beyond what the greedy Law has already taken from him); he only asks for a glance from your eyes. Whether you understand his deeper meaning or completely miss and misinterpret it, just looking at him is enough for him. Can we not justly criticize an ungrateful world that denies even this small favor; a world that will waste its vision on dried crocodiles and Siamese twins; and in the face of the amazing spectacle of a live Dandy, glance with hurried indifference and barely concealed disdain! No zoologist classifies him among mammals, and no anatomist carefully dissects him: when have we seen any preserved specimen of the Dandy in our museums, or any preparation of him in formaldehyde? Lord Herringbone might wear a brown suit, brown shirt, and brown shoes: it doesn’t matter; the clueless public, caught up in their coarser desires, walks by without a second thought.

The age of Curiosity, like that of Chivalry, is indeed, properly speaking, gone. Yet perhaps only gone to sleep: for here arises the Clothes-Philosophy to resuscitate, strangely enough, both the one and the other! Should sound views of this Science come to prevail, the essential nature of the British Dandy, and the mystic significance that lies in him, cannot always remain hidden under laughable and lamentable hallucination. The following long Extract from Professor Teufelsdrockh may set the matter, if not in its true light, yet in the way towards such. It is to be regretted, however, that here, as so often elsewhere, the Professor's keen philosophic perspicacity is somewhat marred by a certain mixture of almost owlish purblindness, or else of some perverse, ineffectual, ironic tendency; our readers shall judge which:—

The age of Curiosity, like that of Chivalry, is really, in a way, over. But maybe it's just taking a nap: because here comes the Clothes-Philosophy to oddly revive both! If sound principles of this Science gain acceptance, the true essence of the British Dandy and the hidden significance behind him can’t stay concealed beneath silly and sad misconceptions forever. The following lengthy excerpt from Professor Teufelsdrockh may shed light on this matter, if not fully, then at least point us in the right direction. It’s unfortunate, though, that here, as often elsewhere, the Professor's sharp philosophical insight is somewhat clouded by a mix of almost clueless blindness or perhaps some twisted, ineffective, ironic tendency; our readers can decide which:—

"In these distracted times," writes he, "when the Religious Principle, driven out of most Churches, either lies unseen in the hearts of good men, looking and longing and silently working there towards some new Revelation; or else wanders homeless over the world, like a disembodied soul seeking its terrestrial organization,—into how many strange shapes, of Superstition and Fanaticism, does it not tentatively and errantly cast itself! The higher Enthusiasm of man's nature is for the while without Exponent; yet does it continue indestructible, unweariedly active, and work blindly in the great chaotic deep: thus Sect after Sect, and Church after Church, bodies itself forth, and melts again into new metamorphosis.

"In these distracted times," he writes, "when the Religious Principle has been driven out of most Churches, it either remains hidden in the hearts of good people, looking and longing and silently working there towards some new Revelation; or it wanders aimlessly around the world, like a disembodied soul searching for a physical form. How many strange shapes of Superstition and Fanaticism does it not tentatively and mistakenly take on! The higher enthusiasm of human nature is, for now, without representation; yet it remains unbreakable, tirelessly active, and works blindly in the vast chaotic depths. Thus, one Sect after another, and one Church after another, takes shape and then dissolves into new transformations."

"Chiefly is this observable in England, which, as the wealthiest and worst-instructed of European nations, offers precisely the elements (of Heat, namely, and of Darkness), in which such moon-calves and monstrosities are best generated. Among the newer Sects of that country, one of the most notable, and closely connected with our present subject, is that of the Dandies; concerning which, what little information I have been able to procure may fitly stand here.

"This is especially noticeable in England, which, as the wealthiest and least educated of European nations, provides the exact conditions (of Heat, specifically, and of Darkness) that are ideal for creating such foolishness and bizarre behavior. Among the newer groups in that country, one of the most significant, and closely related to our current topic, is the Dandies; regarding which, the little information I've managed to gather can appropriately be shared here."

"It is true, certain of the English Journalists, men generally without sense for the Religious Principle, or judgment for its manifestations, speak, in their brief enigmatic notices, as if this were perhaps rather a Secular Sect, and not a Religious one; nevertheless, to the psychologic eye its devotional and even sacrificial character plainly enough reveals itself. Whether it belongs to the class of Fetish-worships, or of Hero-worships or Polytheisms, or to what other class, may in the present state of our intelligence remain undecided (schweben). A certain touch of Manicheism, not indeed in the Gnostic shape, is discernible enough; also (for human Error walks in a cycle, and reappears at intervals) a not-inconsiderable resemblance to that Superstition of the Athos Monks, who by fasting from all nourishment, and looking intensely for a length of time into their own navels, came to discern therein the true Apocalypse of Nature, and Heaven Unveiled. To my own surmise, it appears as if this Dandiacal Sect were but a new modification, adapted to the new time, of that primeval Superstition, Self-worship; which Zerdusht, Quangfoutchee, Mahomet, and others, strove rather to subordinate and restrain than to eradicate; and which only in the purer forms of Religion has been altogether rejected. Wherefore, if any one chooses to name it revived Ahrimanism, or a new figure of Demon-Worship, I have, so far as is yet visible, no objection.

"It's true that some English journalists, who usually lack a sense of the Religious Principle or good judgment about its expressions, write in their vague, brief comments as if this were maybe more of a secular group rather than a religious one. However, to the psychological eye, its devotional and even sacrificial nature clearly stands out. Whether it fits into the category of fetish worship, hero worship, polytheism, or another category remains uncertain given our current level of understanding. There's a detectable hint of Manichaeism here, not in the Gnostic sense, but it’s noticeable. Additionally, (as human error cycles and reappears over time) there’s a significant similarity to the superstition of the Athos monks, who, by fasting from all food and intensely staring at their own navels for extended periods, believed they could uncover the true apocalypse of nature and reveal heaven. It seems to me that this dandyish sect is just a new version, tailored to modern times, of that ancient superstition, self-worship; which figures like Zoroaster, Confucius, Muhammad, and others worked to control and limit rather than eliminate; and which has only been completely rejected in the purer forms of religion. Thus, if anyone wants to call it revived Ahrimanism or a new version of demon worship, I have no objections, at least from what is apparent so far."

"For the rest, these people, animated with the zeal of a new Sect, display courage and perseverance, and what force there is in man's nature, though never so enslaved. They affect great purity and separatism; distinguish themselves by a particular costume (whereof some notices were given in the earlier part of this Volume); likewise, so far as possible, by a particular speech (apparently some broken Lingua-franca, or English-French); and, on the whole, strive to maintain a true Nazarene deportment, and keep themselves unspotted from the world.

"For the rest, these people, filled with the enthusiasm of a new movement, show courage and determination, and exhibit the strength of human nature, even when heavily oppressed. They strive for great purity and separation; they set themselves apart with a distinctive style of dress (some details of which were provided earlier in this Volume); and, as much as possible, they communicate in a unique way (apparently a mix of broken Lingua-franca or English-French); overall, they aim to uphold a genuine Nazarene lifestyle and remain untouched by the world."

"They have their Temples, whereof the chief, as the Jewish Temple did, stands in their metropolis; and is named Almack's, a word of uncertain etymology. They worship principally by night; and have their High-priests and High-priestesses, who, however, do not continue for life. The rites, by some supposed to be of the Menadic sort, or perhaps with an Eleusinian or Cabiric character, are held strictly secret. Nor are Sacred Books wanting to the Sect; these they call Fashionable Novels: however, the Canon is not completed, and some are canonical and others not.

"They have their temples, the main one, like the Jewish Temple, is located in their capital city and is called Almack's, a name with unclear origins. They mainly worship at night and have their High Priests and High Priestesses, who do not serve for life. The rituals, thought by some to be of the Menadic type or possibly having an Eleusinian or Cabiric flavor, are kept strictly confidential. They also have Sacred Books, which they refer to as Fashionable Novels; however, the collection is not complete, with some being considered canonical and others not.

"Of such Sacred Books I, not without expense, procured myself some samples; and in hope of true insight, and with the zeal which beseems an Inquirer into Clothes, set to interpret and study them. But wholly to no purpose: that tough faculty of reading, for which the world will not refuse me credit, was here for the first time foiled and set at naught. In vain that I summoned my whole energies (mich weidlich anstrengte), and did my very utmost; at the end of some short space, I was uniformly seized with not so much what I can call a drumming in my ears, as a kind of infinite, unsufferable, Jew's-harping and scrannel-piping there; to which the frightfullest species of Magnetic Sleep soon supervened. And if I strove to shake this away, and absolutely would not yield, there came a hitherto unfelt sensation, as of Delirium Tremens, and a melting into total deliquium: till at last, by order of the Doctor, dreading ruin to my whole intellectual and bodily faculties, and a general breaking up of the constitution, I reluctantly but determinedly forbore. Was there some miracle at work here; like those Fire-balls, and supernal and infernal prodigies, which, in the case of the Jewish Mysteries, have also more than once scared back the Alien? Be this as it may, such failure on my part, after best efforts, must excuse the imperfection of this sketch; altogether incomplete, yet the completest I could give of a Sect too singular to be omitted.

I went to a bit of trouble and expense to get my hands on some of those Sacred Books, hoping to gain real insight, and with the eagerness that suits someone determined to learn about them, I set out to interpret and study them. But it was all for nothing: that tough reading skill I usually have was completely useless this time. No matter how hard I tried, I ended up feeling a relentless buzzing in my ears—more like an unbearable, endless noise, which was soon followed by a kind of terrifying magnetic sleep. When I tried to shake it off and refused to give in, I experienced an overwhelming sensation, like I was going through delirium tremens, leading to complete exhaustion. Eventually, under the Doctor’s orders, fearing the total collapse of my mental and physical abilities, I gave up reluctantly but firmly. Was there some sort of miracle at play here, like the mysterious occurrences that have frightened outsiders in the context of Jewish Mysteries? Whatever the case, my struggles and ultimate failure must explain the shortcomings of this account; it's far from complete, but it’s the most thorough I could manage about a group too unique to ignore.

"Loving my own life and senses as I do, no power shall induce me, as a private individual, to open another Fashionable Novel. But luckily, in this dilemma, comes a hand from the clouds; whereby if not victory, deliverance is held out to me. Round one of those Book-packages, which the Stillschweigen'sche Buchhandlung is in the habit of importing from England, come, as is usual, various waste printed-sheets (Maculatur-blatter), by way of interior wrappage: into these the Clothes-Philosopher, with a certain Mahometan reverence even for waste-paper, where curious knowledge will sometimes hover, disdains not to cast his eye. Readers may judge of his astonishment when on such a defaced stray-sheet, probably the outcast fraction of some English Periodical, such as they name Magazine, appears something like a Dissertation on this very subject of Fashionable Novels! It sets out, indeed, chiefly from a Secular point of view; directing itself, not without asperity, against some to me unknown individual named Pelham, who seems to be a Mystagogue, and leading Teacher and Preacher of the Sect; so that, what indeed otherwise was not to be expected in such a fugitive fragmentary sheet, the true secret, the Religious physiognomy and physiology of the Dandiacal Body, is nowise laid fully open there. Nevertheless, scattered lights do from time to time sparkle out, whereby I have endeavored to profit. Nay, in one passage selected from the Prophecies, or Mythic Theogonies, or whatever they are (for the style seems very mixed) of this Mystagogue, I find what appears to be a Confession of Faith, or Whole Duty of Man, according to the tenets of that Sect. Which Confession or Whole Duty, therefore, as proceeding from a source so authentic, I shall here arrange under Seven distinct Articles, and in very abridged shape lay before the German world; therewith taking leave of this matter. Observe also, that to avoid possibility of error, I, as far as may be, quote literally from the Original:—

"Loving my life and experiences as I do, no force will make me, as an individual, open another Fashionable Novel. But fortunately, in this situation, help comes from above; offering me, if not victory, at least a way out. Among those Book-packages that the Stillschweigen'sche Buchhandlung usually imports from England, there are, as usual, various leftover printed sheets (Maculatur-blatter) used for wrapping. The Clothes-Philosopher, with a certain respect for even waste paper, where interesting knowledge occasionally lurks, doesn't hesitate to take a look at these. Readers can imagine his astonishment when on one of these damaged stray sheets, probably a leftover from some English publication they call Magazine, appears something resembling a Dissertation on this very topic of Fashionable Novels! It mainly comes from a secular perspective; directing itself, not without criticism, toward an unknown individual named Pelham, who seems to be a mystic and leading teacher of this group; so that, what was otherwise not to be expected in such a fleeting, fragmented sheet, the true nature and essence of the Dandiacal Body is not fully revealed there. Still, scattered insights occasionally shine through that I have tried to benefit from. In one passage selected from the prophecies, or mythic theogonies, or whatever they are (since the style seems quite mixed) of this mystic, I find what looks like a Confession of Faith, or the Whole Duty of Man, according to the beliefs of that group. Therefore, I will present this Confession or Whole Duty, coming from such an authentic source, organized into Seven distinct Articles, and in a very concise form lay it out for the German audience; thereby concluding this discussion. Also, to ensure accuracy, I will quote as literally as possible from the Original:—"

ARTICLES OF FAITH.

Statements of Belief.

'1. Coats should have nothing of the triangle about them; at the same time, wrinkles behind should be carefully avoided.

'1. Coats shouldn't have any triangular shapes; at the same time, wrinkles in the back should be carefully avoided.'

'2. The collar is a very important point: it should be low behind, and slightly rolled.

'2. The collar is a very important detail: it should be low in the back and slightly rolled.'

'3. No license of fashion can allow a man of delicate taste to adopt the posterial luxuriance of a Hottentot.

'3. No fashion license can let a man of refined taste adopt the excessive style of a Hottentot.'

'4. There is safety in a swallow-tail.

'4. There's safety in a swallow-tail.

'5. The good sense of a gentleman is nowhere more finely developed than in his rings.

'5. A gentleman's good sense is nowhere more finely showcased than in his rings.

'6. It is permitted to mankind, under certain restrictions, to wear white waistcoats.

'6. People are allowed to wear white waistcoats, but there are some restrictions.'

'7. The trousers must be exceedingly tight across the hips.'

'7. The pants must be extremely tight around the hips.'

"All which Propositions I, for the present, content myself with modestly but peremptorily and irrevocably denying.

"All of these propositions I, for now, am content to modestly but firmly and permanently deny."

"In strange contrast with this Dandiacal Body stands another British Sect, originally, as I understand, of Ireland, where its chief seat still is; but known also in the main Island, and indeed everywhere rapidly spreading. As this Sect has hitherto emitted no Canonical Books, it remains to me in the same state of obscurity as the Dandiacal, which has published Books that the unassisted human faculties are inadequate to read. The members appear to be designated by a considerable diversity of names, according to their various places of establishment: in England they are generally called the Drudge Sect; also, unphilosophically enough, the White Negroes; and, chiefly in scorn by those of other communions, the Ragged-Beggar Sect. In Scotland, again, I find them entitled Hallanshakers, or the Stook of Duds Sect; any individual communicant is named Stook of Duds (that is, Shock of Rags), in allusion, doubtless, to their professional Costume. While in Ireland, which, as mentioned, is their grand parent hive, they go by a perplexing multiplicity of designations, such as Bogtrotters, Redshanks, Ribbonmen, Cottiers, Peep-of-Day Boys, Babes of the Wood, Rockites, Poor-Slaves: which last, however, seems to be the primary and generic name; whereto, probably enough, the others are only subsidiary species, or slight varieties; or, at most, propagated offsets from the parent stem, whose minute subdivisions, and shades of difference, it were here loss of time to dwell on. Enough for us to understand, what seems indubitable, that the original Sect is that of the Poor-Slaves; whose doctrines, practices, and fundamental characteristics pervade and animate the whole Body, howsoever denominated or outwardly diversified.

"In a strange contrast to this Dandiacal group stands another British sect, originally from Ireland, where its main base still is; but it's also known in Great Britain and is quickly spreading everywhere. Since this sect hasn’t published any canonical texts, it remains just as obscure to me as the Dandiacal group, which has released writings that are beyond what ordinary human understanding can grasp. The members seem to go by a range of names depending on where they are located: in England, they are generally called the Drudge Sect; somewhat unphilosophically, the White Negroes; and mainly in mockery by those from other groups, the Ragged-Beggar Sect. In Scotland, they are referred to as Hallanshakers or the Stook of Duds Sect; any individual member is called a Stook of Duds (which means Shock of Rags), likely referencing their typical attire. In Ireland, their original homeland, they have a confusing variety of names, including Bogtrotters, Redshanks, Ribbonmen, Cottiers, Peep-of-Day Boys, Babes of the Wood, Rockites, Poor-Slaves: the last name, however, appears to be the main and generic term; the others probably just represent different branches or slight variations. It's clear that the original sect is the Poor-Slaves; their beliefs, practices, and core traits are what unify and energize the entire group, regardless of how they are labeled or outwardly varied."

"The precise speculative tenets of this Brotherhood: how the Universe, and Man, and Man's Life, picture themselves to the mind of an Irish Poor-Slave; with what feelings and opinions he looks forward on the Future, round on the Present, back on the Past, it were extremely difficult to specify. Something Monastic there appears to be in their Constitution: we find them bound by the two Monastic Vows, of Poverty and Obedience; which vows, especially the former, it is said, they observe with great strictness; nay, as I have understood it, they are pledged, and be it by any solemn Nazarene ordination or not, irrevocably consecrated thereto, even before birth. That the third Monastic Vow, of Chastity, is rigidly enforced among them, I find no ground to conjecture.

The specific beliefs of this Brotherhood: how the Universe, Man, and Man's Life are perceived by an Irish Poor-Slave; the feelings and thoughts he has about the Future, the Present, and the Past are extremely difficult to define. There seems to be something Monastic in their structure: they are bound by the two Monastic Vows of Poverty and Obedience. It's said that they follow these vows, especially the first, very strictly; in fact, as I understand it, they are committed—whether through some solemn Nazarene ordination or not—irrevocably to this even before birth. I find no reason to believe that the third Monastic Vow of Chastity is strictly upheld among them.

"Furthermore, they appear to imitate the Dandiacal Sect in their grand principle of wearing a peculiar Costume. Of which Irish Poor-Slave Costume no description will indeed be found in the present Volume; for this reason, that by the imperfect organ of Language it did not seem describable. Their raiment consists of innumerable skirts, lappets and irregular wings, of all cloths and of all colors; through the labyrinthic intricacies of which their bodies are introduced by some unknown process. It is fastened together by a multiplex combination of buttons, thrums and skewers; to which frequently is added a girdle of leather, of hempen or even of straw rope, round the loins. To straw rope, indeed, they seem partial, and often wear it by way of sandals. In head-dress they affect a certain freedom: hats with partial brim, without crown, or with only a loose, hinged, or valve crown; in the former case, they sometimes invert the hat, and wear it brim uppermost, like a university-cap, with what view is unknown.

"Furthermore, they seem to mimic the Dandiacal Sect with their main principle of wearing a distinctive costume. There won't be a description of the Irish Poor-Slave Costume in this volume because it feels impossible to describe with limited language. Their clothing consists of countless skirts, flaps, and irregular wings made from various fabrics and colors, through which their bodies are introduced in some mysterious way. It’s held together with a complicated mix of buttons, threads, and skewers; often, they add a belt made of leather, hemp, or even straw rope around their waist. They seem to prefer straw rope and frequently wear it as sandals. Their headgear shows a certain freedom: hats with partial brims, without crowns, or with only a loose crown that hinges or flaps; in the first case, they sometimes wear the hat upside down, with the brim on top like a university cap, though the reason for this is unknown."

"The name Poor-Slaves seems to indicate a Slavonic, Polish, or Russian origin: not so, however, the interior essence and spirit of their Superstition, which rather displays a Teutonic or Druidical character. One might fancy them worshippers of Hertha, or the Earth: for they dig and affectionately work continually in her bosom; or else, shut up in private Oratories, meditate and manipulate the substances derived from her; seldom looking up towards the Heavenly Luminaries, and then with comparative indifference. Like the Druids, on the other hand, they live in dark dwellings; often even breaking their glass windows, where they find such, and stuffing them up with pieces of raiment, or other opaque substances, till the fit obscurity is restored. Again, like all followers of Nature-Worship, they are liable to out-breakings of an enthusiasm rising to ferocity; and burn men, if not in wicker idols, yet in sod cottages.

The name Poor-Slaves seems to suggest a Slavic, Polish, or Russian origin; however, that’s not the case when you look at the deeper essence and spirit of their Superstition, which actually has a Teutonic or Druidic character. One might think they are worshippers of Hertha, or the Earth, because they constantly dig and work affectionately in her soil; or they may be shut away in private Oratories, reflecting on and handling the materials they get from her, rarely looking up at the Heavenly Bodies, and doing so with a kind of indifference. Like the Druids, they live in dark homes; often even breaking their glass windows when they have them and stuffing them with clothes or other opaque materials until the right level of darkness is restored. Furthermore, like all followers of Nature Worship, they can have outbursts of enthusiasm that verge on ferocity, and burn people, if not in wicker idols, then in sod cottages.

"In respect of diet, they have also their observances. All Poor-Slaves are Rhizophagous (or Root-eaters); a few are Ichthyophagous, and use Salted Herrings: other animal food they abstain from; except indeed, with perhaps some strange inverted fragment of a Brahminical feeling, such animals as die a natural death. Their universal sustenance is the root named Potato, cooked by fire alone; and generally without condiment or relish of any kind, save an unknown condiment named Point, into the meaning of which I have vainly inquired; the victual Potatoes-and-Point not appearing, at least not with specific accuracy of description, in any European Cookery-Book whatever. For drink, they use, with an almost epigrammatic counterpoise of taste, Milk, which is the mildest of liquors, and Potheen, which is the fiercest. This latter I have tasted, as well as the English Blue-Ruin, and the Scotch Whiskey, analogous fluids used by the Sect in those countries: it evidently contains some form of alcohol, in the highest state of concentration, though disguised with acrid oils; and is, on the whole, the most pungent substance known to me,—indeed, a perfect liquid fire. In all their Religious Solemnities, Potheen is said to be an indispensable requisite, and largely consumed.

In terms of diet, they have their own customs. All Poor-Slaves are root-eaters; a few are fish-eaters and consume salted herring. They avoid other animal products, except possibly due to some odd twist of Brahminical sentiment, those animals that die naturally. Their primary food is the root called potato, cooked over fire alone, usually without any seasoning or side dish, except for some mysterious condiment called Point, the meaning of which I have unsuccessfully tried to uncover; the dish Potatoes-and-Point does not seem to be described in any European cookbook at all. For drinks, they balance mild and strong: milk, the gentlest of beverages, and Potheen, the most intense. I have tried this, along with English Blue-Ruin and Scotch Whiskey, similar drinks used by their members in those countries. It clearly contains some type of alcohol at a very high concentration, masked by sharp oils; overall, it's the most intense substance I've encountered—truly a liquid fire. Potheen is said to be essential in all their religious ceremonies and is consumed in large quantities.

"An Irish Traveller, of perhaps common veracity, who presents himself under the to me unmeaning title of The late John Bernard, offers the following sketch of a domestic establishment, the inmates whereof, though such is not stated expressly, appear to have been of that Faith. Thereby shall my German readers now behold an Irish Poor-Slave, as it were with their own eyes; and even see him at meat. Moreover, in the so precious waste-paper sheet above mentioned, I have found some corresponding picture of a Dandiacal Household, painted by that same Dandiacal Mystagogue, or Theogonist: this also, by way of counterpart and contrast, the world shall look into.

"An Irish Traveller, who seems pretty honest, introduces himself with the rather meaningless title of The late John Bernard, and shares a glimpse of a household where the residents, although not specifically mentioned, seem to belong to that Faith. As a result, my German readers will now get to see an Irish Poor-Slave, so to speak, with their own eyes; they will even witness him at mealtime. Additionally, in the precious waste-paper publication I mentioned above, I've found a corresponding image of a Dandiacal Household, created by the same Dandiacal Mystagogue, or Theogonist: this will also be shown to the world as a counterpart and contrast."

"First, therefore, of the Poor-Slave, who appears likewise to have been a species of Innkeeper. I quote from the original:

"First, then, about the Poor-Slave, who also seems to have been a type of innkeeper. I'm quoting from the original:"

POOR-SLAVE HOUSEHOLD.

Low-income household.

"'The furniture of this Caravansera consisted of a large iron Pot, two oaken Tables, two Benches, two Chairs, and a Potheen Noggin. There was a Loft above (attainable by a ladder), upon which the inmates slept; and the space below was divided by a hurdle into two Apartments; the one for their cow and pig, the other for themselves and guests. On entering the house we discovered the family, eleven in number, at dinner: the father sitting at the top, the mother at the bottom, the children on each side, of a large oaken Board, which was scooped out in the middle, like a trough, to receive the contents of their Pot of Potatoes. Little holes were cut at equal distances to contain Salt; and a bowl of Milk stood on the table: all the luxuries of meat and beer, bread, knives and dishes were dispensed with.' The Poor-Slave himself our Traveller found, as he says, broad-backed, black-browed, of great personal strength, and mouth from ear to ear. His Wife was a sun-browned but well-featured woman; and his young ones, bare and chubby, had the appetite of ravens. Of their Philosophical or Religious tenets or observances, no notice or hint.

The furniture in this caravanserai included a large iron pot, two oak tables, two benches, two chairs, and a small jug for whiskey. There was a loft above, accessible by a ladder, where the residents slept; the space below was divided by a hurdle into two rooms: one for their cow and pig, and the other for themselves and guests. Upon entering the house, we found the family, eleven in total, having dinner: the father at one end, the mother at the other, and the children on either side of a large oak table, which was scooped out in the middle like a trough to hold their pot of potatoes. Small holes were cut at equal intervals to hold salt, and a bowl of milk sat on the table; all the luxuries of meat, beer, bread, knives, and dishes were set aside. The poor slave was described by our traveler as broad-backed, with a dark brow, great physical strength, and a wide mouth. His wife was a sun-kissed but attractive woman, and their young children, bare and chubby, had the appetites of ravens. There was no mention or indication of their philosophical or religious beliefs or practices.

"But now, secondly, of the Dandiacal Household; in which, truly, that often-mentioned Mystagogue and inspired Penman himself has his abode:—

"But now, secondly, of the Dandiacal Household; in which, truly, that often-mentioned Mystagogue and inspired Writer himself has his home:—

DANDIACAL HOUSEHOLD.

Dandiacal Home.

"'A Dressing-room splendidly furnished; violet-colored curtains, chairs and ottomans of the same hue. Two full-length Mirrors are placed, one on each side of a table, which supports the luxuries of the Toilet. Several Bottles of Perfumes, arranged in a peculiar fashion, stand upon a smaller table of mother-of-pearl: opposite to these are placed the appurtenances of Lavation richly wrought in frosted silver. A Wardrobe of Buhl is on the left; the doors of which, being partly open, discover a profusion of Clothes; Shoes of a singularly small size monopolize the lower shelves. Fronting the wardrobe a door ajar gives some slight glimpse of a Bath-room. Folding-doors in the background.—Enter the Author,' our Theogonist in person, 'obsequiously preceded by a French Valet, in white silk Jacket and cambric Apron.'

"A dressing room that's beautifully furnished; violet curtains, chairs, and ottomans all in the same color. Two full-length mirrors are placed, one on each side of a table that holds the essentials for grooming. Several perfume bottles, arranged in a unique way, sit on a smaller mother-of-pearl table: opposite these are the lavish washing supplies, intricately made of frosted silver. A Buhl wardrobe is on the left, with its doors partially open, revealing a wealth of clothes; unusually small shoes fill the lower shelves. Facing the wardrobe, an ajar door gives a peek into a bathroom. Folding doors are in the background.—Enter the Author,' our Theogonist in person, 'politely preceded by a French valet, in a white silk jacket and a cambric apron.'

"Such are the two Sects which, at this moment, divide the more unsettled portion of the British People; and agitate that ever-vexed country. To the eye of the political Seer, their mutual relation, pregnant with the elements of discord and hostility, is far from consoling. These two principles of Dandiacal Self-worship or Demon-worship, and Poor-Slavish or Drudgical Earth-worship, or whatever that same Drudgism may be, do as yet indeed manifest themselves under distant and nowise considerable shapes: nevertheless, in their roots and subterranean ramifications, they extend through the entire structure of Society, and work unweariedly in the secret depths of English national Existence; striving to separate and isolate it into two contradictory, uncommunicating masses.

"These are the two groups that currently divide the more uncertain part of the British people and stir up that constantly troubled country. From a political perspective, their relationship, full of conflict and hostility, is far from reassuring. These two principles of self-worship or demon-worship, and poor subservience or drudgery, or whatever that drudgery might be, do appear to show themselves in distant and somewhat insignificant forms: however, at their roots and in their hidden networks, they spread throughout the entire fabric of society and tirelessly work in the hidden depths of English national existence, attempting to split and isolate it into two opposing, disconnected masses."

"In numbers, and even individual strength, the Poor-Slaves or Drudges, it would seem, are hourly increasing. The Dandiacal, again, is by nature no proselytizing Sect; but it boasts of great hereditary resources, and is strong by union; whereas the Drudges, split into parties, have as yet no rallying-point; or at best only co-operate by means of partial secret affiliations. If, indeed, there were to arise a Communion of Drudges, as there is already a Communion of Saints, what strangest effects would follow therefrom! Dandyism as yet affects to look down on Drudgism: but perhaps the hour of trial, when it will be practically seen which ought to look down, and which up, is not so distant.

"In terms of numbers and individual power, the Poor-Slaves or Drudges seem to be increasing every hour. The Dandies, on the other hand, are not really a proselytizing group; they rely on their strong heritage and unity, while the Drudges are divided into factions and have yet to find a common focal point, or at best only work together through some secret alliances. If a Communion of Drudges were to form, similar to the existing Communion of Saints, it would lead to some very strange consequences! For now, Dandyism looks down on Drudgism, but perhaps the moment is approaching when it will be clear which group should be looking down and which should be looking up."

"To me it seems probable that the two Sects will one day part England between them; each recruiting itself from the intermediate ranks, till there be none left to enlist on either side. Those Dandiacal Manicheans, with the host of Dandyizing Christians, will form one body: the Drudges, gathering round them whosoever is Drudgical, be he Christian or Infidel Pagan; sweeping up likewise all manner of Utilitarians, Radicals, refractory Pot-wallopers, and so forth, into their general mass, will form another. I could liken Dandyism and Drudgism to two bottomless boiling Whirlpools that had broken out on opposite quarters of the firm land: as yet they appear only disquieted, foolishly bubbling wells, which man's art might cover in; yet mark them, their diameter is daily widening: they are hollow Cones that boil up from the infinite Deep, over which your firm land is but a thin crust or rind! Thus daily is the intermediate land crumbling in, daily the empire of the two Buchan-Bullers extending; till now there is but a foot-plank, a mere film of Land between them; this too is washed away: and then—we have the true Hell of Waters, and Noah's Deluge is out-deluged!

"To me, it seems likely that the two groups will eventually divide England between them; each will draw support from the middle ranks, until there’s no one left to join either side. Those fashionable Dandies, along with the trendy Christians, will form one group, while the hard workers will gather those who align with them, whether they’re Christian or non-believers; they’ll also pull in all kinds of Utilitarians, Radicals, rebellious locals, and so on, into their collective. I could compare Dandyism and Drudgism to two endless boiling whirlpools that have emerged on opposite sides of solid ground: for now, they seem to be just restless, foolishly bubbling wells that can be contained by human intervention; but watch them, their reach is growing daily: they are hollow cones bubbling up from the deep ocean, beneath which your solid land is just a thin crust! Thus, each day the space in between is collapsing, daily the territories of the two groups are expanding; now there’s just a narrow strip of land between them; and that too is being washed away: and then—we will face the true flood of waters, and Noah’s Deluge will be outdone!"

"Or better, I might call them two boundless, and indeed unexampled Electric Machines (turned by the 'Machinery of Society'), with batteries of opposite quality; Drudgism the Negative, Dandyism the Positive; one attracts hourly towards it and appropriates all the Positive Electricity of the nation (namely, the Money thereof); the other is equally busy with the Negative (that is to say the Hunger), which is equally potent. Hitherto you see only partial transient sparkles and sputters: but wait a little, till the entire nation is in an electric state: till your whole vital Electricity, no longer healthfully Neutral, is cut into two isolated portions of Positive and Negative (of Money and of Hunger); and stands there bottled up in two World-Batteries! The stirring of a child's finger brings the two together; and then—What then? The Earth is but shivered into impalpable smoke by that Doom's thunder-peal; the Sun misses one of his Planets in Space, and thenceforth there are no eclipses of the Moon.—Or better still, I might liken"—

"Or better, I could call them two limitless, and truly unmatched Electric Machines (driven by the 'Machinery of Society'), with batteries of opposing types; Drudgism the Negative, Dandyism the Positive; one continuously pulls towards it and collects all the Positive Electricity of the nation (specifically, its Money); the other is just as busy with the Negative (which means the Hunger), and is equally powerful. So far, you see only brief sparks and flashes: but wait a bit, until the entire nation is in an electric state: until your whole vital Electricity, no longer healthily Neutral, is split into two isolated parts of Positive and Negative (of Money and Hunger); and is contained in two World-Batteries! The touch of a child's finger brings the two together; and then—What then? The Earth is simply shattered into fine dust by that Doom's thunderous roar; the Sun loses one of its Planets in Space, and from that moment on, there are no eclipses of the Moon.—Or better yet, I could compare"—

Oh, enough, enough of likenings and similitudes; in excess of which, truly, it is hard to say whether Teufelsdrockh or ourselves sin the more.

Oh, that's enough of comparisons and similarities; honestly, it's hard to say whether Teufelsdrockh or we sin more.

We have often blamed him for a habit of wire-drawing and over-refining; from of old we have been familiar with his tendency to Mysticism and Religiosity, whereby in everything he was still scenting out Religion: but never perhaps did these amaurosis-suffusions so cloud and distort his otherwise most piercing vision, as in this of the Dandiacal Body! Or was there something of intended satire; is the Professor and Seer not quite the blinkard he affects to be? Of an ordinary mortal we should have decisively answered in the affirmative; but with a Teufelsdrockh there ever hovers some shade of doubt. In the mean while, if satire were actually intended, the case is little better. There are not wanting men who will answer: Does your Professor take us for simpletons? His irony has overshot itself; we see through it, and perhaps through him.

We’ve often criticized him for his tendency to over-elaborate and refine ideas. Historically, we’ve recognized his inclination toward Mysticism and Religiosity, where he always seemed to be searching for the spiritual in everything. However, never before have these foggy perceptions so clouded and distorted his usually sharp insight as they do in the case of the Dandiacal Body! Or was there some hidden sarcasm at play; is the Professor and Seer not as blind as he pretends to be? For an ordinary person, we would firmly say yes, but with someone like Teufelsdröckh, there’s always some doubt. Meanwhile, if sarcasm was indeed his intention, the situation is hardly any better. There are certainly individuals who would respond: Does your Professor think we’re fools? His irony has missed the mark; we see right through it, and maybe even through him.





CHAPTER XI. TAILORS.

Thus, however, has our first Practical Inference from the Clothes-Philosophy, that which respects Dandies, been sufficiently drawn; and we come now to the second, concerning Tailors. On this latter our opinion happily quite coincides with that of Teufelsdrockh himself, as expressed in the concluding page of his Volume, to whom, therefore, we willingly give place. Let him speak his own last words, in his own way:—

Thus, we have clearly made our first Practical Inference from the Clothes-Philosophy regarding Dandies; now we turn to the second one about Tailors. Fortunately, our view aligns perfectly with that of Teufelsdrockh himself, as stated on the last page of his book, so we gladly yield the floor to him. Let him share his final thoughts in his own words:—

"Upwards of a century," says he, "must elapse, and still the bleeding fight of Freedom be fought, whoso is noblest perishing in the van, and thrones be hurled on altars like Pelion on Ossa, and the Moloch of Iniquity have his victims, and the Michael of Justice his martyrs, before Tailors can be admitted to their true prerogatives of manhood, and this last wound of suffering Humanity be closed.

"More than a hundred years," he says, "will have to pass, and still the ongoing struggle for Freedom will be fought, with the noblest falling first, and thrones crashing down like Pelion on Ossa, and the Moloch of Injustice claiming his victims, while the Michael of Justice gains his martyrs, before Tailors can finally be granted their true rights as men, and this final wound of suffering humanity can be healed."

"If aught in the history of the world's blindness could surprise us, here might we indeed pause and wonder. An idea has gone abroad, and fixed itself down into a wide-spreading rooted error, that Tailors are a distinct species in Physiology, not Men, but fractional Parts of a Man. Call any one a Schneider (Cutter, Tailor), is it not, in our dislocated, hoodwinked, and indeed delirious condition of Society, equivalent to defying his perpetual fellest enmity? The epithet schneidermassig (tailor-like) betokens an otherwise unapproachable degree of pusillanimity; we introduce a Tailor's-Melancholy, more opprobrious than any Leprosy, into our Books of Medicine; and fable I know not what of his generating it by living on Cabbage. Why should I speak of Hans Sachs (himself a Shoemaker, or kind of Leather-Tailor), with his Schneider mit dem Panier? Why of Shakspeare, in his Taming of the Shrew, and elsewhere? Does it not stand on record that the English Queen Elizabeth, receiving a deputation of Eighteen Tailors, addressed them with a 'Good morning, gentlemen both!' Did not the same virago boast that she had a Cavalry Regiment, whereof neither horse nor man could be injured; her Regiment, namely, of Tailors on Mares? Thus everywhere is the falsehood taken for granted, and acted on as an indisputable fact.

"If anything in the history of the world's ignorance could surprise us, this might really make us stop and think. An idea has spread and become a deep-rooted misconception that tailors are a separate kind of being in biology, not fully human, but just fragments of a man. To call someone a Schneider (cutter, tailor) is, in our fractured, misled, and frankly confused society, like daring fate to unleash its worst wrath on them. The term schneidermassig (tailor-like) represents an otherwise unreachable level of cowardice; we create a Tailor's-Melancholy, a stigma worse than leprosy, in our medical texts, and wonder endlessly about it being caused by a diet of cabbage. Why should I mention Hans Sachs (who was a shoemaker, or something like a leather tailor) with his Schneider mit dem Panier? Or Shakespeare, in his Taming of the Shrew, and elsewhere? Isn’t it documented that Queen Elizabeth of England, upon receiving a delegation of eighteen tailors, greeted them with a 'Good morning, gentlemen both!'? Did not this same fierce woman brag about having a cavalry regiment consisting of tailors on mares, where neither horse nor man could suffer harm? Thus, everywhere this falsehood is taken for granted and treated as an undeniable truth."

"Nevertheless, need I put the question to any Physiologist, whether it is disputable or not? Seems it not at least presumable, that, under his Clothes, the Tailor has bones and viscera, and other muscles than the sartorius? Which function of manhood is the Tailor not conjectured to perform? Can he not arrest for debt? Is he not in most countries a taxpaying animal?

"Still, do I really need to ask any physiologist whether this is up for debate? Isn’t it at least reasonable to assume that, under his clothes, the tailor has bones, organs, and other muscles besides the sartorius? What aspect of being a man is the tailor not thought to fulfill? Can he not be held accountable for debt? Isn’t he, in most countries, a taxpaying citizen?"

"To no reader of this Volume can it be doubtful which conviction is mine. Nay if the fruit of these long vigils, and almost preternatural Inquiries, is not to perish utterly, the world will have approximated towards a higher Truth; and the doctrine, which Swift, with the keen forecast of genius, dimly anticipated, will stand revealed in clear light: that the Tailor is not only a Man, but something of a Creator or Divinity. Of Franklin it was said, that 'he snatched the Thunder from Heaven and the Sceptre from Kings:' but which is greater, I would ask, he that lends, or he that snatches? For, looking away from individual cases, and how a Man is by the Tailor new-created into a Nobleman, and clothed not only with Wool but with Dignity and a Mystic Dominion,—is not the fair fabric of Society itself, with all its royal mantles and pontifical stoles, whereby, from nakedness and dismemberment, we are organized into Polities, into nations, and a whole co-operating Mankind, the creation, as has here been often irrefragably evinced, of the Tailor alone?—What too are all Poets and moral Teachers, but a species of Metaphorical Tailors? Touching which high Guild the greatest living Guild-brother has triumphantly asked us: 'Nay if thou wilt have it, who but the Poet first made Gods for men; brought them down to us; and raised us up to them?'

It's clear to anyone reading this volume what my belief is. If the outcome of these long nights and nearly supernatural inquiries isn't completely lost, the world will have moved closer to a higher truth. The idea that Swift, with his remarkable insight, vaguely predicted will be illuminated: that the tailor is not just a man, but something like a creator or divinity. They said of Franklin that he "snatched the thunder from heaven and the scepter from kings," but which is greater, I would ask: the one who gives or the one who takes? If we step back from individual examples, where a tailor transforms a man into a nobleman, dressing him not only in wool but in dignity and a mysterious power—aren't the elegant structures of society itself, with all its royal robes and ceremonial garb, which help us form organized nations from chaos and division, created solely by the tailor? And what are all poets and moral teachers but a type of metaphorical tailors? Regarding this esteemed group, the greatest living member has asked us triumphantly: "If you think about it, who but the poet first created gods for humanity, brought them down to us, and lifted us up to them?"

"And this is he, whom sitting downcast, on the hard basis of his Shopboard, the world treats with contumely, as the ninth part of a man! Look up, thou much-injured one, look up with the kindling eye of hope, and prophetic bodings of a noble better time. Too long hast thou sat there, on crossed legs, wearing thy ankle-joints to horn; like some sacred Anchorite, or Catholic Fakir, doing penance, drawing down Heaven's richest blessings, for a world that scoffed at thee. Be of hope! Already streaks of blue peer through our clouds; the thick gloom of Ignorance is rolling asunder, and it will be Day. Mankind will repay with interest their long-accumulated debt: the Anchorite that was scoffed at will be worshipped; the Fraction will become not an Integer only, but a Square and Cube. With astonishment the world will recognize that the Tailor is its Hierophant and Hierarch, or even its God.

"And this is him, sitting there feeling defeated on the hard surface of his shop counter, while the world looks down on him, treating him like he's barely a man! Look up, you who have suffered so much, look up with the spark of hope in your eyes and the promising signs of a brighter future. You've been sitting there too long, legs crossed, wearing your ankles down like some kind of holy hermit or Catholic holy man, doing penance and calling down Heaven's greatest blessings for a world that mocks you. Have hope! Already, hints of blue are breaking through our clouds; the heavy gloom of Ignorance is parting, and soon it will be Day. Humanity will pay back their long-held debt with interest: the hermit who was ridiculed will be revered; the fraction will become not just a whole number but a square and a cube. With amazement, the world will realize that the Tailor is its teacher and leader, or even its God."

"As I stood in the Mosque of St. Sophia, and looked upon these Four-and-Twenty Tailors, sewing and embroidering that rich Cloth, which the Sultan sends yearly for the Caaba of Mecca, I thought within myself: How many other Unholies has your covering Art made holy, besides this Arabian Whinstone!

"As I stood in the Mosque of St. Sophia and looked at these twenty-four tailors sewing and embroidering that rich cloth which the Sultan sends every year for the Kaaba in Mecca, I thought to myself: How many other unholy things has your crafting art made holy, besides this Arabian stone!"

"Still more touching was it when, turning the corner of a lane, in the Scottish Town of Edinburgh, I came upon a Signpost, whereon stood written that such and such a one was 'Breeches-Maker to his Majesty;' and stood painted the Effigies of a Pair of Leather Breeches, and between the knees these memorable words, SIC ITUR AD ASTRA. Was not this the martyr prison-speech of a Tailor sighing indeed in bonds, yet sighing towards deliverance, and prophetically appealing to a better day? A day of justice, when the worth of Breeches would be revealed to man, and the Scissors become forever venerable.

It was even more moving when, as I turned a corner in the Scottish town of Edinburgh, I came across a signpost that said someone was the 'Breeches-Maker to his Majesty.' There was also a painted image of a pair of leather breeches, with the words SIC ITUR AD ASTRA written between the knees. Wasn’t this like the speech of a martyr, a tailor who sighs in captivity yet yearns for freedom, prophetically looking forward to a better day? A day of justice when the true value of breeches would be recognized, and scissors would be held in high esteem forever.

"Neither, perhaps, may I now say, has his appeal been altogether in vain. It was in this high moment, when the soul, rent, as it were, and shed asunder, is open to inspiring influence, that I first conceived this Work on Clothes: the greatest I can ever hope to do; which has already, after long retardations, occupied, and will yet occupy, so large a section of my Life; and of which the Primary and simpler Portion may here find its conclusion."

"Maybe I can say now that his appeal hasn’t been entirely pointless. It was during this impactful moment, when the soul feels torn apart and vulnerable, that I first came up with this Work on Clothes: the most significant thing I could ever achieve; which has already taken up, and will continue to take up, a large part of my Life; and of which the main and simpler Part may find its conclusion here."





CHAPTER XII. FAREWELL.

So have we endeavored, from the enormous, amorphous Plum-pudding, more like a Scottish Haggis, which Herr Teufelsdrockh had kneaded for his fellow-mortals, to pick out the choicest Plums, and present them separately on a cover of our own. A laborious, perhaps a thankless enterprise; in which, however, something of hope has occasionally cheered us, and of which we can now wash our hands not altogether without satisfaction. If hereby, though in barbaric wise, some morsel of spiritual nourishment have been added to the scanty ration of our beloved British world, what nobler recompense could the Editor desire? If it prove otherwise, why should he murmur? Was not this a Task which Destiny, in any case, had appointed him; which having now done with, he sees his general Day's-work so much the lighter, so much the shorter?

So we have tried, from the huge, shapeless Plum-pudding, more like a Scottish Haggis, which Herr Teufelsdrockh had mixed for his fellow humans, to pick out the best parts and present them separately on our own plate. It's a tiring, maybe a thankless task; yet occasionally, something hopeful has lifted our spirits, and now we can step back from it with a sense of accomplishment. If, in a rough way, we’ve added some spiritual nourishment to the limited diet of our beloved British world, what better reward could the Editor ask for? If it turns out otherwise, why should he complain? Wasn't this a task that Destiny assigned to him anyway? Now that it’s done, his overall workload feels that much lighter and shorter.

Of Professor Teufelsdrockh, it seems impossible to take leave without a mingled feeling of astonishment, gratitude, and disapproval. Who will not regret that talents, which might have profited in the higher walks of Philosophy, or in Art itself, have been so much devoted to a rummaging among lumber-rooms; nay too often to a scraping in kennels, where lost rings and diamond-necklaces are nowise the sole conquests? Regret is unavoidable; yet censure were loss of time. To cure him of his mad humors British Criticism would essay in vain: enough for her if she can, by vigilance, prevent the spreading of such among ourselves. What a result, should this piebald, entangled, hyper-metaphorical style of writing, not to say of thinking, become general among our Literary men! As it might so easily do. Thus has not the Editor himself, working over Teufelsdrockh's German, lost much of his own English purity? Even as the smaller whirlpool is sucked into the larger, and made to whirl along with it, so has the lesser mind, in this instance, been forced to become portion of the greater, and, like it, see all things figuratively: which habit time and assiduous effort will be needed to eradicate.

Of Professor Teufelsdrockh, it seems impossible to say goodbye without mixed feelings of surprise, gratitude, and disapproval. Who wouldn’t feel sorry that talents, which could have thrived in higher Philosophy or in Art, have been spent rummaging through junk rooms; indeed, too often scraping around in gutters, where lost rings and diamond necklaces are far from the only finds? Regret is unavoidable; however, criticizing him would be a waste of time. British Criticism would try in vain to cure him of his eccentric ways: it’s enough for her to prevent the spread of such behavior among ourselves with vigilance. What a disaster it would be if this chaotic, complicated, hyper-metaphorical style of writing—if not thinking—became common among our writers! It could easily happen. Hasn’t the Editor himself, in working over Teufelsdrockh's German, lost much of his own English clarity? Just as a smaller whirlpool gets sucked into a larger one and spins along with it, so has the lesser mind, in this case, been forced to become part of the greater and, like it, see everything figuratively: a habit that will take time and consistent effort to break.

Nevertheless, wayward as our Professor shows himself, is there any reader that can part with him in declared enmity? Let us confess, there is that in the wild, much-suffering, much-inflicting man, which almost attaches us. His attitude, we will hope and believe, is that of a man who had said to Cant, Begone; and to Dilettantism, Here thou canst not be; and to Truth, Be thou in place of all to me: a man who had manfully defied the "Time-Prince," or Devil, to his face; nay perhaps, Hannibal-like, was mysteriously consecrated from birth to that warfare, and now stood minded to wage the same, by all weapons, in all places, at all times. In such a cause, any soldier, were he but a Polack Scythe-man, shall be welcome.

Still, as difficult as our Professor seems, is there any reader who can completely turn against him? Let’s admit, there’s something about this wild, suffering, and inflicting man that draws us in. We can hope and believe that his stance is that of someone who has firmly rejected pretense and superficiality, saying to Truth, “You are my priority." A man who has courageously faced the “Time-Prince,” or Devil, directly; perhaps like Hannibal, he was destined from birth for this fight, and now he is ready to engage in it with all his strength, everywhere, at any time. In such a battle, any soldier, even a simple Scythe-man from Poland, would be welcomed.

Still the question returns on us: How could a man occasionally of keen insight, not without keen sense of propriety, who had real Thoughts to communicate, resolve to emit them in a shape bordering so closely on the absurd? Which question he were wiser than the present Editor who should satisfactorily answer. Our conjecture has sometimes been, that perhaps Necessity as well as Choice was concerned in it. Seems it not conceivable that, in a Life like our Professor's, where so much bountifully given by Nature had in Practice failed and misgone, Literature also would never rightly prosper: that striving with his characteristic vehemence to paint this and the other Picture, and ever without success, he at last desperately dashes his sponge, full of all colors, against the canvas, to try whether it will paint Foam? With all his stillness, there were perhaps in Teufelsdrockh desperation enough for this.

Still, the question comes back to us: How could a man, sometimes sharp-minded and not lacking in a sense of what’s appropriate, who had real ideas to share, decide to express them in a way that is so close to absurdity? Whoever can answer this question would be wiser than the current Editor. Our guess has sometimes been that both Necessity and Choice played a part. Isn’t it possible that, in a life like our Professor’s, where so much that Nature generously provided has failed in practice, literature would also never truly flourish? That in his typical intense effort to create this or that picture, and always without success, he finally throws his sponge, filled with all colors, at the canvas to see if it will create any foam? Despite his calmness, perhaps there was enough desperation in Teufelsdrockh to do this.

A second conjecture we hazard with even less warranty. It is, that Teufelsdrockh, is not without some touch of the universal feeling, a wish to proselytize. How often already have we paused, uncertain whether the basis of this so enigmatic nature were really Stoicism and Despair, or Love and Hope only seared into the figure of these! Remarkable, moreover, is this saying of his: "How were Friendship possible? In mutual devotedness to the Good and True: otherwise impossible; except as Armed Neutrality, or hollow Commercial League. A man, be the Heavens ever praised, is sufficient for himself; yet were ten men, united in Love, capable of being and of doing what ten thousand singly would fail in. Infinite is the help man can yield to man." And now in conjunction therewith consider this other: "It is the Night of the World, and still long till it be Day: we wander amid the glimmer of smoking ruins, and the Sun and the Stars of Heaven are as if blotted out for a season; and two immeasurable Phantoms, HYPOCRISY and ATHEISM, with the Ghoul, SENSUALITY, stalk abroad over the Earth, and call it theirs: well at ease are the Sleepers for whom Existence is a shallow Dream."

A second guess we're making, with even less certainty, is that Teufelsdrockh has a touch of the universal feeling, a desire to convert others. How often have we paused, unsure whether the foundation of this so mysterious nature is really Stoicism and Despair, or just Love and Hope burned into this character! Remarkable, too, is this saying of his: "How is Friendship possible? In mutual devotion to the Good and True: otherwise impossible; except as Armed Neutrality or a shallow Commercial League. A man, thank the Heavens, is enough for himself; yet ten men, united in Love, can achieve what ten thousand would fail to do alone. The help one person can give to another is limitless." And now, alongside that, consider this other thought: "It is the Night of the World, and still a long way until it is Day: we roam among the glimmer of smoking ruins, and the Sun and the Stars of Heaven seem blotted out for a while; and two immense Phantoms, HYPOCRISY and ATHEISM, with the Ghoul, SENSUALITY, roam the Earth, claiming it as their own: the Sleepers, for whom Existence is a shallow Dream, are quite at ease."

But what of the awe-struck Wakeful who find it a Reality? Should not these unite; since even an authentic Spectre is not visible to Two?—In which case were this Enormous Clothes-Volume properly an enormous Pitch-pan, which our Teufelsdrockh in his lone watch-tower had kindled, that it might flame far and wide through the Night, and many a disconsolately wandering spirit be guided thither to a Brother's bosom!—We say as before, with all his malign Indifference, who knows what mad Hopes this man may harbor?

But what about the astonished Wakeful who see it as reality? Shouldn’t they come together, since even a real ghost can’t be seen by two people?—In which case, if this huge volume of clothing were actually a massive bonfire that our Teufelsdrockh, in his lonely watchtower, had lit to blaze far and wide through the night, many lost souls might find their way there to a brother’s embrace!—We say again, despite his cruel indifference, who knows what wild hopes this man might have?

Meanwhile there is one fact to be stated here, which harmonizes ill with such conjecture; and, indeed, were Teufelsdrockh made like other men, might as good as altogether subvert it. Namely, that while the Beacon-fire blazed its brightest, the Watchman had quitted it; that no pilgrim could now ask him: Watchman, what of the Night? Professor Teufelsdrockh, be it known, is no longer visibly present at Weissnichtwo, but again to all appearance lost in space! Some time ago, the Hofrath Heuschrecke was pleased to favor us with another copious Epistle; wherein much is said about the "Population-Institute;" much repeated in praise of the Paper-bag Documents, the hieroglyphic nature of which our Hofrath still seems not to have surmised; and, lastly, the strangest occurrence communicated, to us for the first time, in the following paragraph:—

Meanwhile, there’s one fact to mention here that really doesn’t fit with that idea; in fact, if Teufelsdrockh were like other people, it might completely overturn it. Specifically, while the Beacon-fire was burning at its brightest, the Watchman had left it; no pilgrim could now ask him: Watchman, what’s happening in the Night? Professor Teufelsdrockh, it must be noted, is no longer visibly present at Weissnichtwo, but seems to be lost in space again! Some time ago, Hofrath Heuschrecke kindly sent us another lengthy letter; in which he speaks at length about the "Population-Institute"; praises the Paper-bag Documents repeatedly, the hieroglyphic nature of which our Hofrath still doesn’t seem to have figured out; and finally, the strangest event shared with us for the first time in the following paragraph:—

"Ew. Wohlgeboren will have seen from the Public Prints, with what affectionate and hitherto fruitless solicitude Weissnichtwo regards the disappearance of her Sage. Might but the united voice of Germany prevail on him to return; nay could we but so much as elucidate for ourselves by what mystery he went away! But, alas, old Lieschen experiences or affects the profoundest deafness, the profoundest ignorance: in the Wahngasse all lies swept, silent, sealed up; the Privy Council itself can hitherto elicit no answer.

"Ew. Wohlgeboren must have seen in the news how lovingly but unsuccessfully Weissnichtwo is worrying about the disappearance of her Sage. If only the collective voice of Germany could convince him to come back; if only we could understand the mystery of why he left! But, sadly, old Lieschen seems to be completely deaf and utterly clueless: everything in Wahngasse is cleaned up, quiet, and locked away; even the Privy Council hasn't been able to get any answers so far."

"It had been remarked that while the agitating news of those Parisian Three Days flew from mouth to month, and dinned every ear in Weissnichtwo, Herr Teufelsdrockh was not known, at the Gans or elsewhere, to have spoken, for a whole week, any syllable except once these three: Es geht an (It is beginning). Shortly after, as Ew. Wohlgeboren knows, was the public tranquillity here, as in Berlin, threatened by a Sedition of the Tailors. Nor did there want Evil-wishers, or perhaps mere desperate Alarmists, who asserted that the closing Chapter of the Clothes-Volume was to blame. In this appalling crisis, the serenity of our Philosopher was indescribable: nay, perhaps through one humble individual, something thereof might pass into the Rath (Council) itself, and so contribute to the country's deliverance. The Tailors are now entirely pacificated.—

It had been noted that while the shocking news of those Parisian Three Days spread from person to person and echoed in every ear in Weissnichtwo, Herr Teufelsdrockh was not known, at the Gans or anywhere else, to have spoken any words for an entire week, except for these three: Es geht an (It is beginning). Shortly after, as Ew. Wohlgeboren knows, the public peace here, like in Berlin, was threatened by a revolt of the Tailors. There were also naysayers, or perhaps just desperate alarmists, who claimed that the final chapter of the Clothes-Volume was to blame. In this alarming situation, the calmness of our Philosopher was beyond description: indeed, perhaps through one humble individual, something of that calm might even reach the Rath (Council) itself, and help contribute to the country's salvation. The Tailors are now completely pacified.—

"To neither of these two incidents can I attribute our loss: yet still comes there the shadow of a suspicion out of Paris and its Politics. For example, when the Saint-Simonian Society transmitted its Propositions hither, and the whole Gans was one vast cackle of laughter, lamentation and astonishment, our Sage sat mute; and at the end of the third evening said merely: 'Here also are men who have discovered, not without amazement, that Man is still Man; of which high, long-forgotten Truth you already see them make a false application.' Since then, as has been ascertained by examination of the Post-Director, there passed at least one Letter with its Answer between the Messieurs Bazard-Enfantin and our Professor himself; of what tenor can now only be conjectured. On the fifth night following, he was seen for the last time!

I can't link our loss to either of these two incidents, but there's still a hint of suspicion coming from Paris and its politics. For instance, when the Saint-Simonian Society sent its proposals here, the whole Gans was a mix of laughter, sorrow, and disbelief, while our Sage stayed silent. By the end of the third evening, he simply said, 'Here are men who have, with great surprise, realized that Man is still Man; and this long-forgotten truth is being misapplied.' Since then, it has been confirmed through checking the Post-Director that at least one letter and its response passed between Messieurs Bazard-Enfantin and our Professor; what exactly was said can only be speculated. On the fifth night after that, he was seen for the last time!

"Has this invaluable man, so obnoxious to most of the hostile Sects that convulse our Era, been spirited away by certain of their emissaries; or did he go forth voluntarily to their head-quarters to confer with them, and confront them? Reason we have, at least of a negative sort, to believe the Lost still living; our widowed heart also whispers that ere long he will himself give a sign. Otherwise, indeed, his archives must, one day, be opened by Authority; where much, perhaps the Palingenesie itself, is thought to be reposited."

"Has this invaluable man, who is so disliked by most of the opposing groups that are causing turmoil in our time, been taken away by some of their agents; or did he go to their headquarters voluntarily to meet with them and face them? We have at least some reason, though negative, to believe the Lost is still alive; our grieving hearts also suggest that soon he will give a sign himself. Otherwise, his records will have to be opened by Authority one day; where much, perhaps the Palingenesie itself, is believed to be stored."

Thus far the Hofrath; who vanishes, as is his wont, too like an Ignis Fatuus, leaving the dark still darker.

Thus far the advisor; who disappears, as he likes, much like a will-o'-the-wisp, leaving the darkness even darker.

So that Teufelsdrockh's public History were not done, then, or reduced to an even, unromantic tenor; nay, perhaps the better part thereof were only beginning? We stand in a region of conjectures, where substance has melted into shadow, and one cannot be distinguished from the other. May Time, which solves or suppresses all problems, throw glad light on this also! Our own private conjecture, now amounting almost to certainty, is that, safe-moored in some stillest obscurity, not to lie always still, Teufelsdrockh, is actually in London!

So that Teufelsdrockh's public history isn't just completed or turned into something plain and unexciting; in fact, maybe the best parts are just starting to unfold? We're in a realm of speculation where reality has blended into illusion, making them hard to tell apart. May Time, which resolves or hides all issues, shed some light on this too! Our own private guess, now almost feeling like a certainty, is that Teufelsdrockh, safely anchored in some deep shadows, isn't going to stay quiet for long—he is actually in London!

Here, however, can the present Editor, with an ambrosial joy as of over-weariness falling into sleep, lay down his pen. Well does he know, if human testimony be worth aught, that to innumerable British readers likewise, this is a satisfying consummation; that innumerable British readers consider him, during these current months, but as an uneasy interruption to their ways of thought and digestion; and indicate so much, not without a certain irritancy and even spoken invective. For which, as for other mercies, ought not he to thank the Upper Powers? To one and all of you, O irritated readers, he, with outstretched arms and open heart, will wave a kind farewell. Thou too, miraculous Entity, who namest thyself YORKE and OLIVER, and with thy vivacities and genialities, with thy all too Irish mirth and madness, and odor of palled punch, makest such strange work, farewell; long as thou canst, fare-well! Have we not, in the course of Eternity, travelled some months of our Life-journey in partial sight of one another; have we not existed together, though in a state of quarrel?

Here, however, the current Editor can, with a blissful relief akin to falling asleep after being worn out, finally put down his pen. He knows well that, if human opinion matters at all, many British readers also find this a fulfilling conclusion; that many British readers see him, in these recent months, as just a bothersome interruption to their thoughts and digestion; and they express this sentiment with a bit of annoyance and even outright criticism. For this, as for other blessings, shouldn't he be thankful to the Higher Powers? To each and every one of you, O annoyed readers, he will wave a heartfelt goodbye with open arms. You too, remarkable being, who call yourself YORKE and OLIVER, with your liveliness and charm, with your all-too-Irish humor and chaos, and the smell of stale punch, make such strange things happen, farewell; as long as you can, fare-well! Have we not, over the course of Eternity, traveled a few months of our life journey in close proximity; have we not coexisted together, even while arguing?





APPENDIX.

This questionable little Book was undoubtedly written among the mountain solitudes, in 1831; but, owing to impediments natural and accidental, could not, for seven years more, appear as a Volume in England;—and had at last to clip itself in pieces, and be content to struggle out, bit by bit, in some courageous Magazine that offered. Whereby now, to certain idly curious readers, and even to myself till I make study, the insignificant but at last irritating question, What its real history and chronology are, is, if not insoluble, considerably involved in haze.

This questionable little book was definitely written in the mountain solitude in 1831; however, due to various natural and accidental obstacles, it couldn’t be published as a volume in England for another seven years. Eventually, it had to break itself into pieces and be content with appearing bit by bit in some brave magazine that would take it. Because of this, the insignificant yet ultimately annoying question of what its real history and timeline are remains somewhat unclear, at least to certain casually curious readers and even to me until I study it more closely.

To the first English Edition, 1838, which an American, or two American had now opened the way for, there was slightingly prefixed, under the title, "Testimonies of Authors," some straggle of real documents, which, now that I find it again, sets the matter into clear light and sequence:—and shall here, for removal of idle stumbling-blocks and nugatory guessings from the path of every reader, be reprinted as it stood. (Author's Note, of 1868.)

To the first English Edition, 1838, which an American, or two Americans had now opened the way for, there was casually prefixed, under the title, "Testimonies of Authors," some scattered real documents, which, now that I find it again, clarify the matter and provide a clear sequence:—and shall here, to remove unnecessary obstacles and pointless speculations from the path of every reader, be reprinted as it was. (Author's Note, of 1868.)

TESTIMONIES OF AUTHORS. I. HIGHEST CLASS, BOOKSELLER'S TASTER.

TESTIMONIES OF AUTHORS. I. HIGHEST CLASS, BOOKSELLER'S TASTER.

Taster to Bookseller.—"The Author of Teufelsdrockh is a person of talent; his work displays here and there some felicity of thought and expression, considerable fancy and knowledge: but whether or not it would take with the public seems doubtful. For a jeu d'esprit of that kind it is too long; it would have suited better as an essay or article than as a volume. The Author has no great tact; his wit is frequently heavy; and reminds one of the German Baron who took to leaping on tables and answered that he was learning to be lively. Is the work a translation?"

Taster to Bookseller.—"The author of Teufelsdrockh is a talented individual; his work shows some flashes of clever thought and expression, along with considerable imagination and knowledge. However, it's uncertain whether it will resonate with the public. For a jeu d'esprit like this, it's too lengthy; it would have been better as an essay or article rather than a full-length book. The author lacks subtlety; his humor often feels forced and reminds one of the German baron who jumped on tables and claimed he was learning to be entertaining. Is the work a translation?"

Bookseller to Editor.—"Allow me to say that such a writer requires only a little more tact to produce a popular as well as an able work. Directly on receiving your permission, I sent your MS. to a gentleman in the highest class of men of letters, and an accomplished German scholar: I now enclose you his opinion, which, you may rely upon it, is a just one; and I have too high an opinion of your good sense to" &c. &c.—Ms. (penes nos), London, 17th September, 1831.

Bookseller to Editor.—"I just want to say that this writer needs just a little more skill to create a work that is both popular and competent. As soon as I received your approval, I sent your manuscript to a very respected literary figure and a skilled German scholar. I'm enclosing his feedback, which you can trust is fair; and I have too much respect for your judgment to" &c. &c.—Ms. (penes nos), London, 17th September, 1831.

II. CRITIC OF THE SUN.

II. SUN CRITIC.

"Fraser's Magazine exhibits the usual brilliancy, and also the" &c.

"Fraser's Magazine showcases the usual brilliance, and also the" &c.

"Sartor Resartus is what old Dennis used to call 'a heap of clotted nonsense,' mixed however, here and there, with passages marked by thought and striking poetic vigor. But what does the writer mean by 'Baphometic fire-baptism'? Why cannot he lay aside his pedantry, and write so as to make himself generally intelligible? We quote by way of curiosity a sentence from the Sartor Resartus; which may be read either backwards or forwards, for it is equally intelligible either way: indeed, by beginning at the tail, and so working up to the head, we think the reader will stand the fairest chance of getting at its meaning: 'The fire-baptized soul, long so scathed and thunder-riven, here feels its own freedom; which feeling is its Baphometic baptism: the citadel of its whole kingdom it has thus gained by assault, and will keep inexpugnable; outwards from which the remaining dominions, not indeed without hard battering, will doubtless by degrees be conquered and pacificated.' Here is a"...—Sun Newspaper, 1st April, 1834.

"Sartor Resartus is what old Dennis used to call 'a pile of confusing nonsense,' but mixed in with some parts that show real thought and striking poetic energy. But what does the writer mean by 'Baphometic fire-baptism'? Why can't he drop the pretentiousness and write in a way that's clear for everyone? We share a sentence from the Sartor Resartus out of curiosity; it can be read either backwards or forwards, and it makes sense both ways: in fact, starting from the end and working your way to the beginning might give the reader the best chance of understanding it: 'The fire-baptized soul, long so scarred and struck by thunder, here feels its own freedom; this feeling is its Baphometic baptism: it has taken the citadel of its entire kingdom by assault and will hold it fiercely; outward from this stronghold, the remaining territories, not without significant effort, will eventually be conquered and brought to peace.' Here is a..."—Sun Newspaper, 1st April, 1834.

III. NORTH—AMERICAN REVIEWER.

III. North American Reviewer.

... "After a careful survey of the whole ground, our belief is that no such persons as Professors Teufelsdrockh or Counsellor Heuschrecke ever existed; that the six Paper-bags, with their China-ink inscriptions and multifarious contents, are a mere figment of the brain; that the 'present Editor' is the only person who has ever written upon the Philosophy of Clothes; and that the Sartor Resartus is the only treatise that has yet appeared upon that subject;—in short, that the whole account of the origin of the work before us, which the supposed Editor relates with so much gravity, and of which we have given a brief abstract, is, in plain English, a hum.

... "After thoroughly examining everything, we believe that neither Professors Teufelsdrockh nor Counsellor Heuschrecke actually existed; that the six Paper-bags, with their China-ink inscriptions and various contents, are purely a product of imagination; that the 'current Editor' is the only person who has ever written about the Philosophy of Clothes; and that the Sartor Resartus is the only work that has been published on that topic;—in short, that the entire story of the origin of the work we have before us, which the supposed Editor narrates so seriously, and which we have summarized briefly, is, in plain English, a hum.

"Without troubling our readers at any great length with our reasons for entertaining these suspicions, we may remark, that the absence of all other information on the subject, except what is contained in the work, is itself a fact of a most significant character. The whole German press, as well as the particular one where the work purports to have been printed, seems to be under the control of Stillschweigen and Co. —Silence and Company. If the Clothes-Philosophy and its author are making so great a sensation throughout Germany as is pretended, how happens it that the only notice we have of the fact is contained in a few numbers of a monthly Magazine published at London! How happens it that no intelligence about the matter has come out directly to this country? We pique ourselves here in New England upon knowing at least as much of what is going on in the literary way in the old Dutch Mother-land as our brethren of the fast-anchored Isle; but thus far we have no tidings whatever of the 'extensive close-printed, close-meditated volume,' which forms the subject of this pretended commentary. Again, we would respectfully inquire of the 'present Editor' upon what part of the map of Germany we are to look for the city of Weissnichtwo—'Know-not-where'—at which place the work is supposed to have been printed, and the Author to have resided. It has been our fortune to visit several portions of the German territory, and to examine pretty carefully, at different times and for various purposes, maps of the whole; but we have no recollection of any such place. We suspect that the city of Know-not-where might be called, with at least as much propriety, Nobody-knows-where, and is to be found in the kingdom of Nowhere. Again, the village of Entepfuhl—'Duck-pond'—where the supposed Author of the work is said to have passed his youth, and that of Hinterschlag, where he had his education, are equally foreign to our geography. Duck-ponds enough there undoubtedly are in almost every village in Germany, as the traveller in that country knows too well to his cost, but any particular village denominated Duck-pond is to us altogether terra incognita. The names of the personages are not less singular than those of the places. Who can refrain from a smile at the yoking together of such a pair of appellatives as Diogenes Teufelsdrockh? The supposed bearer of this strange title is represented as admitting, in his pretended autobiography, that 'he had searched to no purpose through all the Heralds' books in and without the German empire, and through all manner of Subscribers'-lists, Militia-rolls, and other Name-catalogues,' but had nowhere been able to find 'the name Teufelsdrockh, except as appended to his own person.' We can readily believe this, and we doubt very much whether any Christian parent would think of condemning a son to carry through life the burden of so unpleasant a title. That of Counsellor Heuschrecke—'Grasshopper'—though not offensive, looks much more like a piece of fancy-work than a 'fair business transaction.' The same may be said of Blumine—'Flower-Goddess'—the heroine of the fable; and so of the rest.

"Without going into too much detail about why we have these suspicions, we can point out that the lack of any other information on the topic, besides what's in this work, is quite significant. The entire German press, including the specific one where this work claims to have been printed, seems to be under the control of Stillschweigen and Co. — Silence and Company. If the Clothes-Philosophy and its author are truly causing such a stir throughout Germany as claimed, how is it that the only mention we have of this is from a few issues of a monthly magazine published in London? Why hasn’t any news about this reached us directly in this country? We pride ourselves here in New England on knowing at least as much about what's happening in the literary scene in the old Dutch Motherland as our counterparts on the firmly anchored Isle; yet so far we have had no news of the 'extensive close-printed, close-meditated volume' that is the subject of this supposed commentary. We would also like to ask the 'current Editor' where on the map of Germany we can find the city of Weissnichtwo — 'Know-not-where' — where this work is said to have been printed and where the author is believed to reside. We’ve been fortunate enough to travel to several areas of Germany and have looked at maps of the whole country at different times and for various reasons, but we don’t recall any such place. We suspect that the city of Know-not-where could just as properly be called Nobody-knows-where and is located in the kingdom of Nowhere. Similarly, the village of Entepfuhl — 'Duck-pond' — where the supposed author of the work is said to have spent his youth, and Hinterschlag, where he received his education, are equally absent from our geography. There are certainly enough duck ponds in almost every village in Germany, as any traveler there knows all too well, but any specific village named Duck-pond is totally terra incognita to us. The names of the characters are just as unusual as those of the locations. Who can help but smile at the pairing of such names as Diogenes Teufelsdrockh? The supposed holder of this peculiar title claims in his pretended autobiography that 'he had searched in vain through all the Heralds' books in and outside the German empire, and through all kinds of Subscribers' lists, Militia rolls, and other Name catalogues,' but couldn’t find 'the name Teufelsdrockh, except as attached to his own person.' We can easily believe this, and we seriously doubt any Christian parent would consider giving their son the burden of such an unpleasant name. The title of Counsellor Heuschrecke — 'Grasshopper' — while not offensive, sounds much more like an odd nickname than a 'legitimate business title.' The same can be said for Blumine — 'Flower-Goddess' — the heroine of the tale; and indeed, the same goes for the others."

"In short, our private opinion is, as we have remarked, that the whole story of a correspondence with Germany, a university of Nobody-knows-where, a Professor of Things in General, a Counsellor Grasshopper, a Flower-Goddess Blumine, and so forth, has about as much foundation in truth as the late entertaining account of Sir John Herschel's discoveries in the moon. Fictions of this kind are, however, not uncommon, and ought not, perhaps, to be condemned with too much severity; but we are not sure that we can exercise the same indulgence in regard to the attempt, which seems to be made to mislead the public as to the substance of the work before us, and its pretended German original. Both purport, as we have seen, to be upon the subject of Clothes, or dress. Clothes, their Origin and Influence, is the title of the supposed German treatise of Professor Teufelsdrockh and the rather odd name of Sartor Resartus—the Tailor Patched—which the present Editor has affixed to his pretended commentary, seems to look the same way. But though there is a good deal of remark throughout the work in a half-serious, half-comic style upon dress, it seems to be in reality a treatise upon the great science of Things in General, which Teufelsdrockh, is supposed to have professed at the university of Nobody-knows-where. Now, without intending to adopt a too rigid standard of morals, we own that we doubt a little the propriety of offering to the public a treatise on Things in General, under the name and in the form of an Essay on Dress. For ourselves, advanced as we unfortunately are in the journey of life, far beyond the period when dress is practically a matter of interest, we have no hesitation in saying, that the real subject of the work is to us more attractive than the ostensible one. But this is probably not the case with the mass of readers. To the younger portion of the community, which constitutes everywhere the very great majority, the subject of dress is one of intense and paramount importance. An author who treats it appeals, like the poet, to the young men end maddens—virginibus puerisque—and calls upon them, by all the motives which habitually operate most strongly upon their feelings, to buy his book. When, after opening their purses for this purpose, they have carried home the work in triumph, expecting to find in it some particular instruction in regard to the tying of their neckcloths, or the cut of their corsets, and meet with nothing better than a dissertation on Things in General, they will—to use the mildest term—not be in very good humor. If the last improvements in legislation, which we have made in this country, should have found their way to England, the author, we think, would stand some chance of being Lynched. Whether his object in this piece of supercherie be merely pecuniary profit, or whether he takes a malicious pleasure in quizzing the Dandies, we shall not undertake to say. In the latter part of the work, he devotes a separate chapter to this class of persons, from the tenor of which we should be disposed to conclude, that he would consider any mode of divesting them of their property very much in the nature of a spoiling of the Egyptians.

"In short, our private opinion is, as we've mentioned, that the whole story about a correspondence with Germany, a university in the middle of nowhere, a Professor of Everything, a Counsel named Grasshopper, a Flower-Goddess named Blumine, and so on, is about as believable as the entertaining tale of Sir John Herschel's discoveries on the moon. Stories like this aren't uncommon and perhaps shouldn't be judged too harshly; however, we’re not so sure we can be equally lenient when it comes to what seems like an attempt to mislead the public regarding the actual content of this work and its alleged German original. Both claim to be about Clothes or fashion. Clothes, their Origin and Influence is the title of the supposed German treatise by Professor Teufelsdrockh, and the rather strange name of Sartor Resartus—the Tailor Patched—that the present Editor has attached to his supposed commentary, seems to suggest the same thing. But despite the fact that there’s a fair amount of commentary throughout the work in a half-serious, half-humorous tone about dress, it really appears to be a treatise on the broad subject of Things in General, which Teufelsdrockh is said to have taught at the university in the middle of nowhere. Now, without meaning to enforce a strict moral code, we must admit that we question the appropriateness of offering the public a treatise on Things in General under the guise of an Essay on Dress. For ourselves, having unfortunately traveled far along the path of life, well past the point where fashion is of practical interest, we can confidently say that the real subject of the work is far more appealing than the one that’s being overtly presented. But that likely isn't the case for the majority of readers. For younger people, who make up the overwhelming majority everywhere, the subject of dress is extremely important. An author discussing it appeals, like a poet, to the young men and excites them—virginibus puerisque—and urges them, by all the usual incentives that strongly affect their feelings, to buy his book. When, after digging into their wallets for this purpose, they've proudly taken the book home, expecting to find specific guidance on tying their neckties or the cut of their corsets, only to discover a dissertation on Things in General, they will—not to put it too mildly—be quite unhappy. If the recent improvements in legislation we’ve made in this country have reached England, we think the author might stand a chance of being lynched. Whether his goal with this piece of supercherie is simply to make money or if he derives malicious pleasure from mocking Dandies, we won't attempt to say. Towards the end of the work, he dedicates a separate chapter to this group of people, and from its tone, we’d be inclined to conclude that he would view any means of stripping them of their wealth as somewhat akin to plundering the Egyptians."

"The only thing about the work, tending to prove that it is what it purports to be, a commentary on a real German treatise, is the style, which is a sort of Babylonish dialect, not destitute, it is true, of richness, vigor, and at times a sort of singular felicity of expression, but very strongly tinged throughout with the peculiar idiom of the German language. This quality in the style, however, may be a mere result of a great familiarity with German literature; and we cannot, therefore, look upon it as in itself decisive, still less as outweighing so much evidence of an opposite character."—North-American Review, No. 89, October, 1835.

"The only aspect of the work that suggests it truly is what it claims to be—a commentary on an actual German treatise—is the style. It's a kind of mixed dialect that, while not lacking in richness, energy, and occasionally in a unique brilliance of expression, is heavily influenced by the distinct idiom of the German language. However, this stylistic trait might just stem from a deep familiarity with German literature, so we can't consider it definitive, especially not when weighed against substantial evidence to the contrary."—North-American Review, No. 89, October, 1835.

IV. NEW ENGLAND EDITORS.

New England Editors.

"The Editors have been induced, by the expressed desire of many persons, to collect the following sheets out of the ephemeral pamphlets [*] in which they first appeared, under the conviction that they contain in themselves the assurance of a longer date.

"The Editors have been motivated by the expressed wishes of many people to gather the following pages from the temporary pamphlets [*] where they first appeared, believing that these pieces will hold more lasting value."

     * Fraser's (London) Magazine, 1833-34.
* Fraser's (London) Magazine, 1833-34.

"The Editors have no expectation that this little Work will have a sudden and general popularity. They will not undertake, as there is no need, to justify the gay costume in which the Author delights to dress his thoughts, or the German idioms with which he has sportively sprinkled his pages. It is his humor to advance the gravest speculations upon the gravest topics in a quaint and burlesque style. If his masquerade offend any of his audience, to that degree that they will not hear what he has to say, it may chance to draw others to listen to his wisdom; and what work of imagination can hope to please all! But we will venture to remark that the distaste excited by these peculiarities in some readers is greatest at first, and is soon forgotten; and that the foreign dress and aspect of the Work are quite superficial, and cover a genuine Saxon heart. We believe, no book has been published for many years, written in a more sincere style of idiomatic English, or which discovers an equal mastery over all the riches of the language. The Author makes ample amends for the occasional eccentricity of his genius, not only by frequent bursts of pure splendor, but by the wit and sense which never fail him.

The Editors don’t expect this little work to become instantly popular or widely loved. They won’t bother explaining the colorful style in which the Author enjoys expressing his thoughts, or the German phrases he playfully sprinkled throughout his pages. He humorously discusses serious ideas on serious topics in a quirky and amusing way. If his unconventional style offends some readers to the point where they refuse to listen to his message, it might attract others to hear his insights; after all, what imaginative work can please everyone? However, we can say that any initial dislike some readers feel for these quirks usually fades quickly, and that the foreign feel and appearance of the work are just superficial, hiding a genuine Saxon heart. We believe no book has been published in years that is written in such a sincere, idiomatic English style, or that shows such mastery over the richness of the language. The Author more than makes up for his occasional eccentricity with frequent bursts of pure brilliance, as well as with the wit and sense that never abandon him.

"But what will chiefly commend the Book to the discerning reader is the manifest design of the work, which is, a Criticism upon the Spirit of the Age—we had almost said, of the hour—in which we live; exhibiting in the most just and novel light the present aspects of Religion, Politics, Literature, Arts, and Social Life. Under all his gayety the Writer has an earnest meaning, and discovers an insight into the manifold wants and tendencies of human nature, which is very rare among our popular authors. The philanthropy and the purity of moral sentiment, which inspire the work, will find their way to the heart of every lover of virtue."—Preface to Sartor Resartus: Boston, 1835, 1837.

"But what will really appeal to the thoughtful reader is the clear purpose of the work, which serves as a Critique of the Spirit of the Age—we might even say of the moment—in which we live; presenting in a fair and new light the current state of Religion, Politics, Literature, Arts, and Social Life. Beneath all his cheerfulness, the Writer conveys a serious message and shows a deep understanding of the various needs and tendencies of human nature, which is quite rare among our popular writers. The compassion and purity of moral sentiment that inspire this work will resonate with every lover of virtue."—Preface to Sartor Resartus: Boston, 1835, 1837.

SUNT, FUERUNT VEL FUERE.

Sunt, fuerunt, or fuere.

LONDON, 30th June, 1838.

LONDON, June 30, 1838.





Transcriber's Note: All spelling and punctuation was kept as in the printed text. Italicized phrases are delimited by underscores. Footnotes (there are only four) have been placed at the ends of the paragraphs referencing them.

Transcriber's Note: All spelling and punctuation were kept as in the printed text. Italicized phrases are marked by underscores. Footnotes (there are only four) have been placed at the ends of the paragraphs that reference them.






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