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LATTER-DAY PAMPHLETS.



by Thomas Carlyle





               But as yet struggles the twelfth hour of the Night.  Birds
               of darkness are on the wing; spectres uproar; the dead walk;
               the living dream.  Thou, Eternal Providence, wilt make the
               Day dawn!—JEAN PAUL.
          
               But the twelfth hour of the night is still struggling. Birds
               of darkness are in the air; spirits are in an uproar; the dead walk;
               the living dream. You, Eternal Providence, will make the
               day dawn!—JEAN PAUL.
               Then said his Lordship, "Well.  God mend all!"—"Nay, by
               God, Donald, we must help him to mend it!" said the other.—
               RUSHWORTH (Sir David Ramsay and Lord Rea, in 1630).
          
               Then said his Lordship, "Alright. May God fix everything!" — "No, by God, Donald, we need to help him fix it!" said the other. — RUSHWORTH (Sir David Ramsay and Lord Rea, in 1630).










Contents






NO. I. THE PRESENT TIME. [February 1, 1850.]

The Present Time, youngest-born of Eternity, child and heir of all the Past Times with their good and evil, and parent of all the Future, is ever a "New Era" to the thinking man; and comes with new questions and significance, however commonplace it look: to know it, and what it bids us do, is ever the sum of knowledge for all of us. This new Day, sent us out of Heaven, this also has its heavenly omens;—amid the bustling trivialities and loud empty noises, its silent monitions, which if we cannot read and obey, it will not be well with us! No;—nor is there any sin more fearfully avenged on men and Nations than that same, which indeed includes and presupposes all manner of sins: the sin which our old pious fathers called "judicial blindness;"—which we, with our light habits, may still call misinterpretation of the Time that now is; disloyalty to its real meanings and monitions, stupid disregard of these, stupid adherence active or passive to the counterfeits and mere current semblances of these. This is true of all times and days.

The Present Time, the youngest child of Eternity, the successor to all the Past Times with their good and bad, and the parent of all the Future, is always a "New Era" for the thoughtful person; it brings new questions and significance, no matter how ordinary it may seem: understanding it and what it asks us to do is always the essence of knowledge for all of us. This new Day, sent to us from Heaven, also carries its heavenly signs;—amid the busy trivialities and loud empty noises, there are quiet warnings that, if we fail to recognize and follow, will not bode well for us! No;—and there is no sin more harshly punished among individuals and Nations than this particular one, which actually encompasses and implies all kinds of sins: the sin that our ancestors called "judicial blindness;"—which we, with our easygoing ways, may still refer to as misreading the current moment; betraying its true meanings and warnings, blindly ignoring these, and foolishly clinging, either actively or passively, to the imitations and mere superficial appearances of these. This holds true for all times and days.

But in the days that are now passing over us, even fools are arrested to ask the meaning of them; few of the generations of men have seen more impressive days. Days of endless calamity, disruption, dislocation, confusion worse confounded: if they are not days of endless hope too, then they are days of utter despair. For it is not a small hope that will suffice, the ruin being clearly, either in action or in prospect, universal. There must be a new world, if there is to be any world at all! That human things in our Europe can ever return to the old sorry routine, and proceed with any steadiness or continuance there; this small hope is not now a tenable one. These days of universal death must be days of universal new-birth, if the ruin is not to be total and final! It is a Time to make the dullest man consider; and ask himself, Whence he came? Whither he is bound?—A veritable "New Era," to the foolish as well as to the wise.

But in these days we’re currently experiencing, even the foolish feel compelled to ponder their meaning; few generations have witnessed more striking times. Days filled with endless disasters, chaos, confusion beyond imagination: if these aren’t also days of limitless hope, then they are simply days of complete despair. A little hope won’t cut it, as the destruction is clearly universal, whether in action or in sight. There must be a new world if any world is to exist at all! The idea that life in our Europe can return to its old, dismal routine and continue steadily is no longer a realistic hope. These times of widespread death must be times of universal rebirth, or else the ruin will be total and final! It’s a moment that should make even the dullest person think and ask themselves, Where did he come from? Where is he going?—A true "New Era," for both the foolish and the wise.

Not long ago, the world saw, with thoughtless joy which might have been very thoughtful joy, a real miracle not heretofore considered possible or conceivable in the world,—a Reforming Pope. A simple pious creature, a good country-priest, invested unexpectedly with the tiara, takes up the New Testament, declares that this henceforth shall be his rule of governing. No more finesse, chicanery, hypocrisy, or false or foul dealing of any kind: God's truth shall be spoken, God's justice shall be done, on the throne called of St. Peter: an honest Pope, Papa, or Father of Christendom, shall preside there. And such a throne of St. Peter; and such a Christendom, for an honest Papa to preside in! The European populations everywhere hailed the omen; with shouting and rejoicing leading articles and tar-barrels; thinking people listened with astonishment,—not with sorrow if they were faithful or wise; with awe rather as at the heralding of death, and with a joy as of victory beyond death! Something pious, grand and as if awful in that joy, revealing once more the Presence of a Divine Justice in this world. For, to such men it was very clear how this poor devoted Pope would prosper, with his New Testament in his hand. An alarming business, that of governing in the throne of St. Peter by the rule of veracity! By the rule of veracity, the so-called throne of St. Peter was openly declared, above three hundred years, ago, to be a falsity, a huge mistake, a pestilent dead carcass, which this Sun was weary of. More than three hundred years ago, the throne of St. Peter received peremptory judicial notice to quit; authentic order, registered in Heaven's chancery and since legible in the hearts of all brave men, to take itself away,—to begone, and let us have no more to do with it and its delusions and impious deliriums;—and it has been sitting every day since, it may depend upon it, at its own peril withal, and will have to pay exact damages yet for every day it has so sat. Law of veracity? What this Popedom had to do by the law of veracity, was to give up its own foul galvanic life, an offence to gods and men; honestly to die, and get itself buried.

Not long ago, the world witnessed what could have been a thoughtful joy—a true miracle that seemed impossible until now—a Reforming Pope. A humble, devout man, a good country priest, unexpectedly crowned with the papal tiara, picks up the New Testament and declares it will be his guiding principle from now on. No more tricks, deceit, hypocrisy, or any kind of dishonest behavior: God's truth will be spoken, and God's justice will be upheld on the throne of St. Peter. An honest Pope, or Father of Christendom, will take charge there. And what a throne of St. Peter it is; what a Christendom for a truthful Pope to lead! Populations across Europe embraced this sign with cheers, celebrations, and bonfires; thoughtful people listened in amazement—not with sorrow, if they were faithful or wise, but with awe as if at a death announcement, and with a victorious joy beyond death! There was something pious, grand, and almost terrifying about that joy, revealing once again the presence of Divine Justice in the world. For many, it was clear how this devoted Pope would thrive, holding the New Testament in his hand. Governing from the throne of St. Peter under the principle of truth was a daunting task! More than three hundred years ago, the so-called throne of St. Peter was openly declared a falsity, a massive mistake, a corrupt dead weight that the world was tired of. Over three hundred years ago, the throne of St. Peter was given a definitive notice to vacate; an authentic decree, recorded in Heaven’s records and now evident in the hearts of all courageous men, instructed it to leave— to disappear and no longer bother us with its deceptions and unholy madness; yet it has remained there every day since, exposing itself to peril, and it will have to pay the price for each day it continues to do so. Law of truth? What this Papacy needed to do by the law of truth was to relinquish its corrupt, artificial existence, which offended both gods and humans; it needed to genuinely die and be buried.

Far from this was the thing the poor Pope undertook in regard to it;—and yet, on the whole, it was essentially this too. "Reforming Pope?" said one of our acquaintance, often in those weeks, "Was there ever such a miracle? About to break up that huge imposthume too, by 'curing' it? Turgot and Necker were nothing to this. God is great; and when a scandal is to end, brings some devoted man to take charge of it in hope, not in despair!"—But cannot he reform? asked many simple persons;—to whom our friend in grim banter would reply: "Reform a Popedom,—hardly. A wretched old kettle, ruined from top to bottom, and consisting mainly now of foul grime and rust: stop the holes of it, as your antecessors have been doing, with temporary putty, it may hang together yet a while; begin to hammer at it, solder at it, to what you call mend and rectify it,—it will fall to sherds, as sure as rust is rust; go all into nameless dissolution,—and the fat in the fire will be a thing worth looking at, poor Pope!"—So accordingly it has proved. The poor Pope, amid felicitations and tar-barrels of various kinds, went on joyfully for a season: but he had awakened, he as no other man could do, the sleeping elements; mothers of the whirlwinds, conflagrations, earthquakes. Questions not very soluble at present, were even sages and heroes set to solve them, began everywhere with new emphasis to be asked. Questions which all official men wished, and almost hoped, to postpone till Doomsday. Doomsday itself had come; that was the terrible truth!

Far from what the poor Pope was trying to do about it;—and yet, overall, it was pretty much this too. "Reforming Pope?" one of our friends often asked during those weeks, "Has there ever been such a miracle? About to tackle that huge boil too, by 'curing' it? Turgot and Necker were nothing compared to this. God is great; and when it's time for a scandal to end, He sends a devoted man to handle it, in hope, not in despair!"—But can he really reform? many simple people asked;—to whom our friend would respond in grim humor: "Reform a Papacy,—hardly. A worn-out old kettle, ruined from top to bottom, now mostly just full of filthy grime and rust: plug the holes in it, like your predecessors have done, with temporary fixes, and it might hold together for a while; start trying to hammer at it, solder it, what you call mend and fix it,—it will fall apart, as surely as rust is rust; go all into nameless decay,—and what happens next will be interesting to see, poor Pope!"—And so it has turned out. The poor Pope, amid congratulations and various celebratory fires, went on joyfully for a time: but he had stirred up, like no one else could, the sleeping forces; the mothers of whirlwinds, fires, earthquakes. Questions that aren’t easy to solve right now, even sages and heroes have been tasked with solving them, began to be asked everywhere with new urgency. Questions that all officials wanted, and almost hoped, to push off until Doomsday. Doomsday itself had arrived; that was the terrible truth!

For, sure enough, if once the law of veracity be acknowledged as the rule for human things, there will not anywhere be want of work for the reformer; in very few places do human things adhere quite closely to that law! Here was the Papa of Christendom proclaiming that such was actually the case;—whereupon all over Christendom such results as we have seen. The Sicilians, I think, were the first notable body that set about applying this new strange rule sanctioned by the general Father; they said to themselves, We do not by the law of veracity belong to Naples and these Neapolitan Officials; we will, by favor of Heaven and the Pope, be free of these. Fighting ensued; insurrection, fiercely maintained in the Sicilian Cities; with much bloodshed, much tumult and loud noise, vociferation extending through all newspapers and countries. The effect of this, carried abroad by newspapers and rumor, was great in all places; greatest perhaps in Paris, which for sixty years past has been the City of Insurrections. The French People had plumed themselves on being, whatever else they were not, at least the chosen "soldiers of liberty," who took the lead of all creatures in that pursuit, at least; and had become, as their orators, editors and litterateurs diligently taught them, a People whose bayonets were sacred, a kind of Messiah People, saving a blind world in its own despite, and earning for themselves a terrestrial and even celestial glory very considerable indeed. And here were the wretched down-trodden populations of Sicily risen to rival them, and threatening to take the trade out of their hand.

Sure enough, if we acknowledge the law of honesty as the standard for human affairs, there will be no shortage of work for reformers; in very few places do human actions stick closely to that law! Here was the Pope of Christendom declaring that this was actually the case; and as a result, we saw events unfold all over Christendom. I believe the Sicilians were the first significant group to start applying this new, strange rule approved by their general leader; they thought to themselves, "According to the law of honesty, we don’t belong to Naples or these Neapolitan officials; with the help of Heaven and the Pope, we will break free from them." Fighting broke out; an insurrection fiercely waged in the Sicilian cities, with much bloodshed, chaos, and loud cries, spreading through all newspapers and countries. The impact of this, carried abroad through newspapers and rumors, was significant everywhere, perhaps most so in Paris, which for the last sixty years had been the City of Insurrections. The French people had prided themselves on being, if nothing else, the chosen "soldiers of liberty," leading the charge in that pursuit; and they had become, as their speakers, editors, and writers eagerly taught them, a people whose bayonets were sacred, a kind of Messiah people, saving a blind world despite itself and earning considerable earthly and even heavenly glory. And here were the oppressed populations of Sicily rising up to compete with them, threatening to take away their cause.

No doubt of it, this hearing continually of the very Pope's glory as a Reformer, of the very Sicilians fighting divinely for liberty behind barricades,—must have bitterly aggravated the feeling of every Frenchman, as he looked around him, at home, on a Louis-Philippism which had become the scorn of all the world. "Ichabod; is the glory departing from us? Under the sun is nothing baser, by all accounts and evidences, than the system of repression and corruption, of shameless dishonesty and unbelief in anything but human baseness, that we now live under. The Italians, the very Pope, have become apostles of liberty, and France is—what is France!"—We know what France suddenly became in the end of February next; and by a clear enough genealogy, we can trace a considerable share in that event to the good simple Pope with the New Testament in his hand. An outbreak, or at least a radical change and even inversion of affairs hardly to be achieved without an outbreak, everybody felt was inevitable in France: but it had been universally expected that France would as usual take the initiative in that matter; and had there been no reforming Pope, no insurrectionary Sicily, France had certainly not broken out then and so, but only afterwards and otherwise. The French explosion, not anticipated by the cunningest men there on the spot scrutinizing it, burst up unlimited, complete, defying computation or control.

No doubt about it, hearing constantly about the Pope's glory as a Reformer and the Sicilians fighting valiantly for freedom behind barricades must have deeply hurt every French person as they looked around at home, where Louis-Philippism had become a joke to the whole world. "Ichabod; is our glory fading away? There’s nothing worse under the sun, by all accounts and evidence, than the system of repression and corruption, of shameless dishonesty and disbelief in anything but human deceit, that we are currently living under. The Italians, even the Pope, have become champions of liberty, and France is—what has happened to France!"—We know what France suddenly became at the end of February next; and we can clearly see that a significant part of that event traces back to the good simple Pope with the New Testament in his hand. An outbreak, or at least a drastic change and even reversal of circumstances, which hardly could happen without an outbreak, was felt to be inevitable in France: yet everyone expected France to take the lead in that matter, as usual; and if there hadn't been a reforming Pope or an uprising in Sicily, France certainly wouldn't have erupted then and in that way, but only later and differently. The French explosion, not anticipated even by the most cunning observers on the scene, erupted completely, defying all predictions or control.

Close following which, as if by sympathetic subterranean electricities, all Europe exploded, boundless, uncontrollable; and we had the year 1848, one of the most singular, disastrous, amazing, and, on the whole, humiliating years the European world ever saw. Not since the irruption of the Northern Barbarians has there been the like. Everywhere immeasurable Democracy rose monstrous, loud, blatant, inarticulate as the voice of Chaos. Everywhere the Official holy-of-holies was scandalously laid bare to dogs and the profane:—Enter, all the world, see what kind of Official holy it is. Kings everywhere, and reigning persons, stared in sudden horror, the voice of the whole world bellowing in their ear, "Begone, ye imbecile hypocrites, histrios not heroes! Off with you, off!" and, what was peculiar and notable in this year for the first time, the Kings all made haste to go, as if exclaiming, "We are poor histrios, we sure enough;—did you want heroes? Don't kill us; we couldn't help it!" Not one of them turned round, and stood upon his Kingship, as upon a right he could afford to die for, or to risk his skin upon; by no manner of means. That, I say, is the alarming peculiarity at present. Democracy, on this new occasion, finds all Kings conscious that they are but Play-actors. The miserable mortals, enacting their High Life Below Stairs, with faith only that this Universe may perhaps be all a phantasm and hypocrisis,—the truculent Constable of the Destinies suddenly enters: "Scandalous Phantasms, what do you here? Are 'solemnly constituted Impostors' the proper Kings of men? Did you think the Life of Man was a grimacing dance of apes? To be led always by the squeak of your paltry fiddle? Ye miserable, this Universe is not an upholstery Puppet-play, but a terrible God's Fact; and you, I think,—had not you better begone!" They fled precipitately, some of them with what we may call an exquisite ignominy,—in terror of the treadmill or worse. And everywhere the people, or the populace, take their own government upon themselves; and open "kinglessness," what we call anarchy,—how happy if it be anarchy plus a street-constable!—is everywhere the order of the day. Such was the history, from Baltic to Mediterranean, in Italy, France, Prussia, Austria, from end to end of Europe, in those March days of 1848. Since the destruction of the old Roman Empire by inroad of the Northern Barbarians, I have known nothing similar.

Right after that, like some underground electric current, all of Europe erupted, boundless and uncontrollable; it was the year 1848, one of the most unique, catastrophic, incredible, and overall embarrassing years that Europe has ever experienced. It was unlike anything since the invasion by the Northern Barbarians. Everywhere, an immense Democracy surged forth—loud, bold, and chaotic like the voice of Chaos itself. The Official sacred spaces were outrageously exposed to the masses: "Come in, everyone, see what kind of Official sacredness we have here." Kings and rulers everywhere looked on in sudden shock, with the whole world shouting in their ears, "Get lost, you foolish fakes, actors not heroes! Get out, get out!" Strangely enough, for the first time this year, all the Kings quickly tried to leave, as if saying, "We are just poor actors, we certainly are; did you want heroes? Please don’t kill us; we couldn't help it!" None of them stood their ground on their Kingship as if it were something worth dying for—or even risking their lives for. That, I must say, is the alarming reality of the moment. Democracy, in this instance, finds all Kings recognizing that they are merely performers. These unfortunate souls are playing their High Life Below Stairs, hoping that perhaps this Universe is all just an illusion and a deception,—when suddenly the relentless Constable of Fate bursts in: "Outrageous illusions, what are you doing here? Are 'solemnly constituted impostors' the rightful rulers of men? Did you think life was a silly dance of monkeys? Forever led by the squeak of your little fiddle? You pitiful fools, this Universe isn’t a puppet show, but a serious reality from God; and you, maybe—would you better get lost!" They fled in haste, some experiencing what we can call exquisite shame—terrified of the consequences or worse. And everywhere the people, or the masses, took government into their own hands; they opened up "kinglessness," what we call anarchy—let's hope it’s anarchy plus a safety officer!—which became the order of the day. Such was the situation from the Baltic to the Mediterranean, in Italy, France, Prussia, Austria, across Europe during those March days of 1848. Since the fall of the old Roman Empire due to the invasion of the Northern Barbarians, I have seen nothing like it.

And so, then, there remained no King in Europe; no King except the Public Haranguer, haranguing on barrel-head, in leading article; or getting himself aggregated into a National Parliament to harangue. And for about four months all France, and to a great degree all Europe, rough-ridden by every species of delirium, except happily the murderous for most part, was a weltering mob, presided over by M. de Lamartine, at the Hotel-de-Ville; a most eloquent fair-spoken literary gentleman, whom thoughtless persons took for a prophet, priest and heaven-sent evangelist, and whom a wise Yankee friend of mine discerned to be properly "the first stump-orator in the world, standing too on the highest stump,—for the time." A sorrowful spectacle to men of reflection, during the time he lasted, that poor M. de Lamartine; with nothing in him but melodious wind and soft sawder, which he and others took for something divine and not diabolic! Sad enough; the eloquent latest impersonation of Chaos-come-again; able to talk for itself, and declare persuasively that it is Cosmos! However, you have but to wait a little, in such cases; all balloons do and must give up their gas in the pressure of things, and are collapsed in a sufficiently wretched manner before long.

And so, there was no King in Europe; no King except the Public Speaker, giving speeches on a barrel, in important articles; or getting himself gathered into a National Parliament to make speeches. For about four months, all of France, and largely all of Europe, driven mad by every kind of frenzy—thankfully not mostly murderous—was a chaotic crowd, led by M. de Lamartine, at the City Hall; a very eloquent and articulate literary guy, whom careless people assumed was a prophet, priest, and sent-from-heaven evangelist, and whom a wise American friend of mine recognized as “the best stump speaker in the world, standing on the tallest stump—for the moment.” A sad sight for thoughtful people, while he lasted; that poor M. de Lamartine, with nothing in him but melodious hot air and soft compliments, which he and others mistook for something divine and not demonic! Quite sad; the eloquent latest representation of Chaos returning; able to speak for itself and declare convincingly that it is Order! However, you just have to wait a little in such situations; all balloons eventually release their gas under pressure, and they collapse in a pretty miserable way before long.

And so in City after City, street-barricades are piled, and truculent, more or less murderous insurrection begins; populace after populace rises, King after King capitulates or absconds; and from end to end of Europe Democracy has blazed up explosive, much higher, more irresistible and less resisted than ever before; testifying too sadly on what a bottomless volcano, or universal powder-mine of most inflammable mutinous chaotic elements, separated from us by a thin earth-rind, Society with all its arrangements and acquirements everywhere, in the present epoch, rests! The kind of persons who excite or give signal to such revolutions—students, young men of letters, advocates, editors, hot inexperienced enthusiasts, or fierce and justly bankrupt desperadoes, acting everywhere on the discontent of the millions and blowing it into flame,—might give rise to reflections as to the character of our epoch. Never till now did young men, and almost children, take such a command in human affairs. A changed time since the word Senior (Seigneur, or Elder) was first devised to signify "lord," or superior;—as in all languages of men we find it to have been! Not an honorable document this either, as to the spiritual condition of our epoch. In times when men love wisdom, the old man will ever be venerable, and be venerated, and reckoned noble: in times that love something else than wisdom, and indeed have little or no wisdom, and see little or none to love, the old man will cease to be venerated; and looking more closely, also, you will find that in fact he has ceased to be venerable, and has begun to be contemptible; a foolish boy still, a boy without the graces, generosities and opulent strength of young boys. In these days, what of lordship or leadership is still to be done, the youth must do it, not the mature or aged man; the mature man, hardened into sceptical egoism, knows no monition but that of his own frigid cautious, avarices, mean timidities; and can lead no-whither towards an object that even seems noble. But to return.

And so, in city after city, barricades are going up, and angry, often violent uprisings are starting; one population after another is rising up, and one king after another is surrendering or fleeing; and all across Europe, democracy is erupting explosively, more intense, more compelling, and facing less resistance than ever before. It sadly shows how our society, with all its systems and achievements, is precariously balanced on a powder keg of highly combustible, rebellious, chaotic elements, separated from us by a thin layer of earth. The kinds of people who spark or signal these revolutions—students, young writers, lawyers, editors, passionate and inexperienced idealists, or desperate individuals justifiably fed up with their situation—are tapping into the discontent of the masses and fanning it into a blaze, which raises questions about the nature of our times. Never before have young people, nearly children, held such authority over human affairs. It's a different era since the term Senior (Lord or Elder) was first coined to mean "ruler" or "superior," as we've seen across all human languages! This isn’t an encouraging reflection on the spiritual state of our times either. In periods when people value wisdom, the elder is always respected and admired, considered noble; but in times that seek something other than wisdom and have little to no wisdom to offer, the elder stops being venerated; and when you look closer, you'll see that he has truly lost his respect and become contemptible; like a foolish boy, a boy without the virtues, generosity, and vibrant strength of youth. In these times, whatever leadership or authority still exists must be taken on by the youth, not by older or mature individuals; the mature man, hardened by skeptical self-interest, knows only the constraints of his own cold caution, greed, and fears, and he can’t guide anyone toward a goal that even appears noble. But to return.

This mad state of matters will of course before long allay itself, as it has everywhere begun to do; the ordinary necessities of men's daily existence cannot comport with it, and these, whatever else is cast aside, will have their way. Some remounting—very temporary remounting—of the old machine, under new colors and altered forms, will probably ensue soon in most countries: the old histrionic Kings will be admitted back under conditions, under "Constitutions," with national Parliaments, or the like fashionable adjuncts; and everywhere the old daily life will try to begin again. But there is now no hope that such arrangements can be permanent; that they can be other than poor temporary makeshifts, which, if they try to fancy and make themselves permanent, will be displaced by new explosions recurring more speedily than last time. In such baleful oscillation, afloat as amid raging bottomless eddies and conflicting sea-currents, not steadfast as on fixed foundations, must European Society continue swaying, now disastrously tumbling, then painfully readjusting itself, at ever shorter intervals,—till once the new rock-basis does come to light, and the weltering deluges of mutiny, and of need to mutiny, abate again!

This crazy situation will, of course, settle down eventually, just like it has started to do everywhere else; the basic needs of people’s everyday lives can’t accommodate it, and those needs, no matter what else gets pushed aside, will have their way. We’ll probably see a temporary return to the old system in most countries but with new twists and changes: the old theatrical kings will be brought back under certain conditions, with "Constitutions," national parliaments, or similar trendy additions; and everywhere, daily life will try to restart. However, there’s now no chance that these arrangements can last; they’ll just be inadequate temporary fixes that, if they try to pretend to be permanent, will be replaced by new crises happening even faster than before. In this troubling back-and-forth, floating amid wild, bottomless whirlpools and clashing currents, European society will keep swaying, sometimes crashing down and then slowly adjusting at shorter intervals—until the new solid foundation finally appears, and the overwhelming waves of rebellion and the need to rebel calm down again!

For universal Democracy, whatever we may think of it, has declared itself as an inevitable fact of the days in which we live; and he who has any chance to instruct, or lead, in his days, must begin by admitting that: new street-barricades, and new anarchies, still more scandalous if still less sanguinary, must return and again return, till governing persons everywhere know and admit that. Democracy, it may be said everywhere, is here:—for sixty years now, ever since the grand or First French Revolution, that fact has been terribly announced to all the world; in message after message, some of them very terrible indeed; and now at last all the world ought really to believe it. That the world does believe it; that even Kings now as good as believe it, and know, or with just terror surmise, that they are but temporary phantasm Play-actors, and that Democracy is the grand, alarming, imminent and indisputable Reality: this, among the scandalous phases we witnessed in the last two years, is a phasis full of hope: a sign that we are advancing closer and closer to the very Problem itself, which it will behoove us to solve or die; that all fighting and campaigning and coalitioning in regard to the existence of the Problem, is hopeless and superfluous henceforth. The gods have appointed it so; no Pitt, nor body of Pitts or mortal creatures can appoint it otherwise. Democracy, sure enough, is here; one knows not how long it will keep hidden underground even in Russia;—and here in England, though we object to it resolutely in the form of street-barricades and insurrectionary pikes, and decidedly will not open doors to it on those terms, the tramp of its million feet is on all streets and thoroughfares, the sound of its bewildered thousand-fold voice is in all writings and speakings, in all thinkings and modes and activities of men: the soul that does not now, with hope or terror, discern it, is not the one we address on this occasion.

For universal Democracy, regardless of what we think about it, has declared itself as an inevitable reality of our times; and anyone with the opportunity to teach or lead must start by recognizing this: new street barricades and new forms of anarchy, even more scandalous and less bloody, will emerge and re-emerge until those in power everywhere acknowledge this truth. Democracy, it can be said without question, is here: for sixty years now, ever since the grand or First French Revolution, this fact has been forcefully broadcast to the entire world; in message after message, some of them quite alarming; and now it is high time for the world to actually believe it. The world does believe it; even kings are practically acknowledging it, and they know, or fearfully suspect, that they are merely temporary actors in a play, while Democracy is the grand, frightening, imminent, and undeniable reality: this, among the shocking developments we have witnessed in the last two years, is a phase filled with hope: a sign that we are getting closer and closer to the very Problem itself, which we must either solve or perish; that all the fighting, campaigning, and forming coalitions regarding the existence of the Problem is now pointless and unnecessary. The gods have decreed it so; no Pitt, nor any group of Pitts or mortal beings can change that. Democracy, indeed, is here; one can't say how long it will remain buried underground even in Russia;—and here in England, although we strongly oppose it in the form of street barricades and insurrectionary pikes, and definitely will not welcome it on those terms, the sound of its millions of footsteps resonates on all streets and thoroughfares, the echoes of its confused multitude are present in all writings and speeches, in all thoughts and actions of men: the soul that does not now, either with hope or fear, perceive it, is not the one we are addressing on this occasion.

What is Democracy; this huge inevitable Product of the Destinies, which is everywhere the portion of our Europe in these latter days? There lies the question for us. Whence comes it, this universal big black Democracy; whither tends it; what is the meaning of it? A meaning it must have, or it would not be here. If we can find the right meaning of it, we may, wisely submitting or wisely resisting and controlling, still hope to live in the midst of it; if we cannot find the right meaning, if we find only the wrong or no meaning in it, to live will not be possible!—The whole social wisdom of the Present Time is summoned, in the name of the Giver of Wisdom, to make clear to itself, and lay deeply to heart with an eye to strenuous valiant practice and effort, what the meaning of this universal revolt of the European Populations, which calls itself Democracy, and decides to continue permanent, may be.

What is Democracy; this huge, unavoidable outcome of fate, which is now the reality of our Europe in these times? That’s the question we face. Where does this widespread, dark Democracy come from; where is it headed; what does it mean? It must have a meaning, or else it wouldn't exist. If we can understand its true meaning, we might be able to live within it wisely, either accepting it or resisting and controlling it; but if we can't find the right meaning, or if we only encounter the wrong or no meaning at all, living will be impossible!—The entire social wisdom of our current era is called upon, in the name of the Source of Wisdom, to clarify and deeply consider the meaning of this universal uprising of the European populations that goes by the name Democracy and aims to persist.

Certainly it is a drama full of action, event fast following event; in which curiosity finds endless scope, and there are interests at stake, enough to rivet the attention of all men, simple and wise. Whereat the idle multitude lift up their voices, gratulating, celebrating sky-high; in rhyme and prose announcement, more than plentiful, that now the New Era, and long-expected Year One of Perfect Human Felicity has come. Glorious and immortal people, sublime French citizens, heroic barricades; triumph of civil and religious liberty—O Heaven! one of the inevitablest private miseries, to an earnest man in such circumstances, is this multitudinous efflux of oratory and psalmody, from the universal foolish human throat; drowning for the moment all reflection whatsoever, except the sorrowful one that you are fallen in an evil, heavy-laden, long-eared age, and must resignedly bear your part in the same. The front wall of your wretched old crazy dwelling, long denounced by you to no purpose, having at last fairly folded itself over, and fallen prostrate into the street, the floors, as may happen, will still hang on by the mere beam-ends, and coherency of old carpentry, though in a sloping direction, and depend there till certain poor rusty nails and worm-eaten dovetailings give way:—but is it cheering, in such circumstances, that the whole household burst forth into celebrating the new joys of light and ventilation, liberty and picturesqueness of position, and thank God that now they have got a house to their mind? My dear household, cease singing and psalmodying; lay aside your fiddles, take out your work-implements, if you have any; for I can say with confidence the laws of gravitation are still active, and rusty nails, worm-eaten dovetailings, and secret coherency of old carpentry, are not the best basis for a household!—In the lanes of Irish cities, I have heard say, the wretched people are sometimes found living, and perilously boiling their potatoes, on such swing-floors and inclined planes hanging on by the joist-ends; but I did not hear that they sang very much in celebration of such lodging. No, they slid gently about, sat near the back wall, and perilously boiled their potatoes, in silence for most part!—

Certainly, it's a drama filled with action, with events happening one after another; where curiosity finds endless opportunities, and there are enough stakes to capture the attention of everyone, both simple and wise. Meanwhile, the idle crowd raises their voices, celebrating loudly; in rhyme and prose, there are more than enough announcements that now the New Era, and the long-anticipated Year One of Perfect Human Happiness has finally arrived. Glorious and immortal people, inspiring French citizens, heroic barricades; the triumph of civil and religious freedom—Oh Heaven! one of the most unavoidable private miseries for a serious person in such circumstances is this overwhelming outpouring of speech and song from the collective foolishness of humanity; drowning out all reflection, except the sorrowful realization that you’ve fallen into a burdensome, troubled, and foolish age, and must resignedly bear your share. The front wall of your miserable, old, crazy home, long condemned by you to no avail, has finally collapsed, falling flat into the street. The floors, as can happen, will still hang on by the mere remnants of beams and the remnants of old carpentry, though at a slant, and will depend there until certain rusty nails and decayed joints give way:—but is it uplifting, under such circumstances, that the entire household bursts into celebration of the new joys of light and fresh air, freedom, and scenic views, thanking God that they now have a home to their liking? My dear household, stop singing and making music; put aside your instruments, take out your tools, if you have any; for I can confidently say the laws of gravity are still in effect, and rusty nails, decayed joints, and the secret connections of old carpentry are not the best foundation for a home!—In the streets of Irish cities, I have heard that the unfortunate sometimes live, perilously cooking their potatoes on such tilted floors hanging by the ends of beams; but I didn’t hear they sang much in celebration of such living conditions. No, they would quietly slide about, sit near the back wall, and cautiously boil their potatoes, mostly in silence!—

High shouts of exultation, in every dialect, by every vehicle of speech and writing, rise from far and near over this last avatar of Democracy in 1848: and yet, to wise minds, the first aspect it presents seems rather to be one of boundless misery and sorrow. What can be more miserable than this universal hunting out of the high dignitaries, solemn functionaries, and potent, grave and reverend signiors of the world; this stormful rising-up of the inarticulate dumb masses everywhere, against those who pretended to be speaking for them and guiding them? These guides, then, were mere blind men only pretending to see? These rulers were not ruling at all; they had merely got on the attributes and clothes of rulers, and were surreptitiously drawing the wages, while the work remained undone? The Kings were Sham-Kings, play-acting as at Drury Lane;—and what were the people withal that took them for real?

High cries of celebration, in every language, through every form of communication and writing, rise from far and wide over this latest expression of Democracy in 1848. Yet, to thoughtful minds, the first impression it gives is one of endless misery and sadness. What could be sadder than this widespread pursuit of high dignitaries, solemn officials, and powerful, serious, and respected leaders of the world; this tumultuous uprising of the voiceless masses everywhere against those who claimed to represent and guide them? Were these guides just blind people pretending to see? These rulers weren’t truly in charge; they had merely donned the titles and attire of leaders, while secretly collecting the pay, and the work remained undone? The Kings were fake Kings, acting as if they were in a play at Drury Lane; so what were the people who believed them to be real?

It is probably the hugest disclosure of falsity in human things that was ever at one time made. These reverend Dignitaries that sat amid their far-shining symbols and long-sounding long-admitted professions, were mere Impostors, then? Not a true thing they were doing, but a false thing. The story they told men was a cunningly devised fable; the gospels they preached to them were not an account of man's real position in this world, but an incoherent fabrication, of dead ghosts and unborn shadows, of traditions, cants, indolences, cowardices,—a falsity of falsities, which at last ceases to stick together. Wilfully and against their will, these high units of mankind were cheats, then; and the low millions who believed in them were dupes,—a kind of inverse cheats, too, or they would not have believed in them so long. A universal Bankruptcy of Imposture; that may be the brief definition of it. Imposture everywhere declared once more to be contrary to Nature; nobody will change its word into an act any farther:—fallen insolvent; unable to keep its head up by these false pretences, or make its pot boil any more for the present! A more scandalous phenomenon, wide as Europe, never afflicted the face of the sun. Bankruptcy everywhere; foul ignominy, and the abomination of desolation, in all high places: odious to look upon, as the carnage of a battle-field on the morrow morning;—a massacre not of the innocents; we cannot call it a massacre of the innocents; but a universal tumbling of Impostors and of Impostures into the street!—

It’s probably the biggest revelation of falsehood in human affairs that’s ever been made all at once. These respected leaders, who sat among their gleaming symbols and long-held claims, were just frauds, right? Not a single true thing they were doing, just falsehoods. The story they told people was a cleverly constructed myth; the gospels they spread weren’t an accurate reflection of humanity’s real situation in this world, but a disjointed fabrication of dead spirits and unborn shadows, filled with traditions, empty phrases, laziness, cowardice—a total failure of truth, which ultimately collapses. Wittingly or unwittingly, these high-ranking individuals were deceivers, and the millions who believed in them were gullible—kind of inverse deceivers themselves, or else they wouldn’t have been misled for so long. A widespread Bankruptcy of Deception; that could be the succinct definition of it. Deception everywhere declared once again to be against Nature; no one will convert its words into actions anymore:—completely bankrupt; unable to maintain these false pretenses or keep their lives afloat any longer! A more shocking situation, as vast as Europe, has never dimmed the face of the sun. Bankruptcy is everywhere; shameful disgrace and the horror of desolation in all high places: ugly to witness, like the aftermath of a battlefield the morning after;—not a massacre of innocents; we can’t call it a massacre of innocents; but a universal collapse of deceivers and their deceptions into the streets!—

Such a spectacle, can we call it joyful? There is a joy in it, to the wise man too; yes, but a joy full of awe, and as it were sadder than any sorrow,—like the vision of immortality, unattainable except through death and the grave! And yet who would not, in his heart of hearts, feel piously thankful that Imposture has fallen bankrupt? By all means let it fall bankrupt; in the name of God let it do so, with whatever misery to itself and to all of us. Imposture, be it known then,—known it must and shall be,—is hateful, unendurable to God and man. Let it understand this everywhere; and swiftly make ready for departure, wherever it yet lingers; and let it learn never to return, if possible! The eternal voices, very audibly again, are speaking to proclaim this message, from side to side of the world. Not a very cheering message, but a very indispensable one.

Can we really call this scene joyful? There is some joy in it, even for the wise, but it’s a joy filled with awe, and it feels sadder than any sorrow—like the idea of immortality, which we can only reach through death and the grave! And yet, who wouldn’t feel deeply thankful that deception has failed? Let it absolutely fail; in the name of God, let it do so, no matter the suffering it causes itself and all of us. Deception, let it be known—it must be known and shall be—is detestable, intolerable to both God and man. Let it realize this everywhere and quickly prepare to leave wherever it still hangs on; and let it learn never to come back if possible! The eternal voices are once again loudly proclaiming this message across the world. It’s not a very uplifting message, but it’s a very necessary one.

Alas, it is sad enough that Anarchy is here; that we are not permitted to regret its being here,—for who that had, for this divine Universe, an eye which was human at all, could wish that Shams of any kind, especially that Sham-Kings should continue? No: at all costs, it is to be prayed by all men that Shams may cease. Good Heavens, to what depths have we got, when this to many a man seems strange! Yet strange to many a man it does seem; and to many a solid Englishman, wholesomely digesting his pudding among what are called the cultivated classes, it seems strange exceedingly; a mad ignorant notion, quite heterodox, and big with mere ruin. He has been used to decent forms long since fallen empty of meaning, to plausible modes, solemnities grown ceremonial,—what you in your iconoclast humor call shams, all his life long; never heard that there was any harm in them, that there was any getting on without them. Did not cotton spin itself, beef grow, and groceries and spiceries come in from the East and the West, quite comfortably by the side of shams? Kings reigned, what they were pleased to call reigning; lawyers pleaded, bishops preached, and honorable members perorated; and to crown the whole, as if it were all real and no sham there, did not scrip continue salable, and the banker pay in bullion, or paper with a metallic basis? "The greatest sham, I have always thought, is he that would destroy shams."

Unfortunately, it’s pretty sad that Anarchy is here; that we’re not allowed to regret its presence – because who, with a human perspective on this divine Universe, could want any Shams to persist, especially that Sham-Kings? No: at all costs, everyone should pray for Shams to cease. Good heavens, how low have we sunk when this seems strange to many people! Yet to many, it does seem strange; and to many solid Englishmen, happily eating their pudding among what are called the cultured classes, it seems extremely strange; a crazy, ignorant idea, entirely unorthodox, filled with nothing but ruin. He has been accustomed to decent forms that have long lost their meaning, to plausible modes, solemnities that have become merely ceremonial – what you, in your iconoclastic mood, call shams – all his life; he’s never heard there was anything wrong with them or that it was possible to get on without them. Didn’t cotton spin itself, beef grow, and groceries and spices come in from the East and the West, quite comfortably alongside shams? Kings ruled, as they were happy to call it ruling; lawyers argued, bishops preached, and honorable members gave grand speeches; and to top it all off, as if everything were real and not a sham, didn’t scrip remain sellable, and the banker pay in gold or paper with a metallic backing? "The greatest sham, I’ve always thought, is the one who would destroy shams."

Even so. To such depth have I, the poor knowing person of this epoch, got;—almost below the level of lowest humanity, and down towards the state of apehood and oxhood! For never till in quite recent generations was such a scandalous blasphemy quietly set forth among the sons of Adam; never before did the creature called man believe generally in his heart that lies were the rule in this Earth; that in deliberate long-established lying could there be help or salvation for him, could there be at length other than hindrance and destruction for him. O Heavyside, my solid friend, this is the sorrow of sorrows: what on earth can become of us till this accursed enchantment, the general summary and consecration of delusions, be cast forth from the heart and life of one and all! Cast forth it will be; it must, or we are tending, at all moments, whitherward I do not like to name. Alas, and the casting of it out, to what heights and what depths will it lead us, in the sad universe mostly of lies and shams and hollow phantasms (grown very ghastly now), in which, as in a safe home, we have lived this century or two! To heights and depths of social and individual divorce from delusions,—of "reform" in right sacred earnest, of indispensable amendment, and stern sorrowful abrogation and order to depart,—such as cannot well be spoken at present; as dare scarcely be thought at present; which nevertheless are very inevitable, and perhaps rather imminent several of them! Truly we have a heavy task of work before us; and there is a pressing call that we should seriously begin upon it, before it tumble into an inextricable mass, in which there will be no working, but only suffering and hopelessly perishing!

Even so. I've reached a point, as a poor, aware person of this time, that's almost below the lowest humanity, heading toward a state of being like an ape or an ox! Because never before in recent generations has such a shocking blasphemy been quietly accepted among humankind; never before did people generally believe that lying was the norm on this Earth; that in deliberate, long-standing lies could there be help or salvation for them, and that there could be anything other than hindrance and destruction for them. Oh Heavyside, my solid friend, this is the deepest sorrow: what will become of us until this cursed illusion, the widespread acceptance of delusions, is expelled from the hearts and lives of everyone? It will be cast out; it has to, or we are heading—constantly—toward a destination I hesitate to name. Alas, and the act of casting it out, to what heights and depths will it lead us in this sad universe mostly filled with lies and facades (which have grown truly ghastly now), in which we have lived comfortably for the past century or two? To heights and depths of social and individual separation from delusions—of "reform" in genuine earnest, of necessary change, and a stern, sorrowful rejection and order to depart—things which are difficult to speak of right now; things which are scarcely able to be thought of at present; and yet they are inevitable, and perhaps some of them are rather imminent! Truly, we have a daunting task ahead of us; and there is an urgent need for us to get started on it seriously before everything collapses into an inextricable mess, in which there will be no working, only suffering and hopeless demise!

Or perhaps Democracy, which we announce as now come, will itself manage it? Democracy, once modelled into suffrages, furnished with ballot-boxes and such like, will itself accomplish the salutary universal change from Delusive to Real, and make a new blessed world of us by and by?—To the great mass of men, I am aware, the matter presents itself quite on this hopeful side. Democracy they consider to be a kind of "Government." The old model, formed long since, and brought to perfection in England now two hundred years ago, has proclaimed itself to all Nations as the new healing for every woe: "Set up a Parliament," the Nations everywhere say, when the old King is detected to be a Sham-King, and hunted out or not; "set up a Parliament; let us have suffrages, universal suffrages; and all either at once or by due degrees will be right, and a real Millennium come!" Such is their way of construing the matter.

Or maybe Democracy, which we now claim has arrived, will take care of it by itself? Democracy, once shaped into votes, equipped with ballot boxes and similar tools, will bring about a beneficial change from Illusion to Reality, creating a new and better world for us eventually?—I know that for the vast majority of people, the situation looks quite hopeful. They see Democracy as a kind of "Government." The old model, established long ago and perfected in England about two hundred years back, has declared itself to all nations as the solution for every problem: "Establish a Parliament," nations everywhere say, when the old King is revealed to be a False King, whether he is driven out or not; "Establish a Parliament; let’s have votes, universal votes; then everything will be right either all at once or gradually, and a true Millennium will arrive!" That’s how they interpret the situation.

Such, alas, is by no means my way of construing the matter; if it were, I should have had the happiness of remaining silent, and been without call to speak here. It is because the contrary of all this is deeply manifest to me, and appears to be forgotten by multitudes of my contemporaries, that I have had to undertake addressing a word to them. The contrary of all this;—and the farther I look into the roots of all this, the more hateful, ruinous and dismal does the state of mind all this could have originated in appear to me. To examine this recipe of a Parliament, how fit it is for governing Nations, nay how fit it may now be, in these new times, for governing England itself where we are used to it so long: this, too, is an alarming inquiry, to which all thinking men, and good citizens of their country, who have an ear for the small still voices and eternal intimations, across the temporary clamors and loud blaring proclamations, are now solemnly invited. Invited by the rigorous fact itself; which will one day, and that perhaps soon, demand practical decision or redecision of it from us,—with enormous penalty if we decide it wrong! I think we shall all have to consider this question, one day; better perhaps now than later, when the leisure may be less. If a Parliament, with suffrages and universal or any conceivable kind of suffrages, is the method, then certainly let us set about discovering the kind of suffrages, and rest no moment till we have got them. But it is possible a Parliament may not be the method! Possible the inveterate notions of the English People may have settled it as the method, and the Everlasting Laws of Nature may have settled it as not the method! Not the whole method; nor the method at all, if taken as the whole? If a Parliament with never such suffrages is not the method settled by this latter authority, then it will urgently behoove us to become aware of that fact, and to quit such method;—we may depend upon it, however unanimous we be, every step taken in that direction will, by the Eternal Law of things, be a step from improvement, not towards it.

Unfortunately, that's not how I see things. If it were, I would have happily stayed quiet and wouldn’t feel the need to speak up now. The opposite is painfully clear to me, and it seems forgotten by many of my peers, which is why I feel compelled to say something. The opposite of what’s currently accepted; the deeper I dig into the root of this, the more ugly, destructive, and bleak the mindset that led to this situation seems to me. To examine this structure of Parliament, how suitable it is for governing nations, and whether it’s even appropriate for governing England itself after all this time, is quite concerning. All thoughtful individuals and responsible citizens who are attuned to the quieter truths and constant reminders amid the temporary noise and loud declarations are now earnestly urged to engage with this issue. This is being dictated by the harsh realities we face, which will soon demand a real decision from us—with serious consequences if we choose incorrectly! I believe we will all need to contemplate this question someday; it’s better to do it now than later when we might have less time to think. If a Parliament, with voting and universal or any possible type of voting, is the answer, then we should certainly begin figuring out what kind of voting that should be and not waste a moment until we have it. However, it’s also possible that a Parliament isn’t the answer! It’s possible that the ingrained beliefs of the English people have established it as the solution, while the Everlasting Laws of Nature may declare it isn’t! Not the complete solution, or perhaps not a solution at all if viewed as a whole? If a Parliament, no matter how it’s elected, isn't the solution accepted by these eternal truths, then we urgently need to acknowledge that and abandon that approach; no matter how united we are, every step taken in that direction will, according to the Eternal Law of things, be a step away from, not toward, improvement.

Not towards it, I say, if so! Unanimity of voting,—that will do nothing for us if so. Your ship cannot double Cape Horn by its excellent plans of voting. The ship may vote this and that, above decks and below, in the most harmonious exquisitely constitutional manner: the ship, to get round Cape Horn, will find a set of conditions already voted for, and fixed with adamantine rigor by the ancient Elemental Powers, who are entirely careless how you vote. If you can, by voting or without voting, ascertain these conditions, and valiantly conform to them, you will get round the Cape: if you cannot, the ruffian Winds will blow you ever back again; the inexorable Icebergs, dumb privy-councillors from Chaos, will nudge you with most chaotic "admonition;" you will be flung half frozen on the Patagonian cliffs, or admonished into shivers by your iceberg councillors, and sent sheer down to Davy Jones, and will never get round Cape Horn at all! Unanimity on board ship;—yes indeed, the ship's crew may be very unanimous, which doubtless, for the time being, will be very comfortable to the ship's crew, and to their Phantasm Captain if they have one: but if the tack they unanimously steer upon is guiding them into the belly of the Abyss, it will not profit them much!—Ships accordingly do not use the ballot-box at all; and they reject the Phantasm species of Captains: one wishes much some other Entities—since all entities lie under the same rigorous set of laws—could be brought to show as much wisdom, and sense at least of self-preservation, the first command of Nature. Phantasm Captains with unanimous votings: this is considered to be all the law and all the prophets, at present.

Not towards it, I say, if so! Unanimity in voting—this won’t do anything for us if that’s the case. Your ship can't sail around Cape Horn simply because of its excellent voting plans. The crew can vote this and that, above decks and below, in the most harmonious and constitutional way: but to get around Cape Horn, the ship will need to deal with a set of conditions that have already been established and fixed with unyielding precision by the ancient elemental powers, who don’t care how you vote. If you can figure out these conditions—whether by voting or not—and bravely follow them, you will get around the Cape. If not, the fierce winds will push you back again; the relentless icebergs, silent advisors from chaos, will nudge you with chaotic “warnings.” You’ll end up half-frozen on the Patagonian cliffs or be warned into a shiver by your iceberg advisors, sent straight down to Davy Jones’s locker, and never get around Cape Horn at all! Unanimity on board ship—yes, indeed, the crew may be very united, which will surely be comfortable for them and their imaginary captain if they have one. But if the course they unanimously choose is leading them into the depths of the abyss, it won’t benefit them much! Ships, therefore, don’t use ballot boxes at all; they reject the phantom type of captains. One wishes that some other entities—since all entities are bound by the same strict set of laws—could demonstrate as much wisdom and at least a sense of self-preservation, the first command of nature. Phantom captains with unanimous votes: this is currently considered all the law and all the prophets.

If a man could shake out of his mind the universal noise of political doctors in this generation and in the last generation or two, and consider the matter face to face, with his own sincere intelligence looking at it, I venture to say he would find this a very extraordinary method of navigating, whether in the Straits of Magellan or the undiscovered Sea of Time. To prosper in this world, to gain felicity, victory and improvement, either for a man or a nation, there is but one thing requisite, That the man or nation can discern what the true regulations of the Universe are in regard to him and his pursuit, and can faithfully and steadfastly follow these. These will lead him to victory; whoever it may be that sets him in the way of these,—were it Russian Autocrat, Chartist Parliament, Grand Lama, Force of Public Opinion, Archbishop of Canterbury, M'Croudy the Seraphic Doctor with his Last-evangel of Political Economy,—sets him in the sure way to please the Author of this Universe, and is his friend of friends. And again, whoever does the contrary is, for a like reason, his enemy of enemies. This may be taken as fixed.

If a person could clear their mind of the constant chatter from political leaders today and in the past couple of generations, and look at the situation directly with their own sincere intelligence, I believe they would find this a very unusual way of navigating, whether it's through the Straits of Magellan or the unexplored Sea of Time. To succeed in this world, to achieve happiness, victory, and progress, whether for an individual or a nation, there's only one thing required: that the individual or nation can recognize what the true rules of the Universe are concerning them and their goals, and can faithfully and consistently follow these rules. Doing so will lead them to victory; whoever guides them toward this—be it a Russian Autocrat, a Chartist Parliament, the Grand Lama, the Force of Public Opinion, the Archbishop of Canterbury, or M'Croudy the Seraphic Doctor with his Last-evangel of Political Economy—will place them on the right path to pleasing the Creator of this Universe and will be their best ally. Conversely, whoever acts against this is, for the same reason, their greatest enemy. This can be regarded as certain.

And now by what method ascertain the monition of the gods in regard to our affairs? How decipher, with best fidelity, the eternal regulation of the Universe; and read, from amid such confused embroilments of human clamor and folly, what the real Divine Message to us is? A divine message, or eternal regulation of the Universe, there verily is, in regard to every conceivable procedure and affair of man: faithfully following this, said procedure or affair will prosper, and have the whole Universe to second it, and carry it, across the fluctuating contradictions, towards a victorious goal; not following this, mistaking this, disregarding this, destruction and wreck are certain for every affair. How find it? All the world answers me, "Count heads; ask Universal Suffrage, by the ballot-boxes, and that will tell." Universal Suffrage, ballot-boxes, count of heads? Well,—I perceive we have got into strange spiritual latitudes indeed. Within the last half-century or so, either the Universe or else the heads of men must have altered very much. Half a century ago, and down from Father Adam's time till then, the Universe, wherever I could hear tell of it, was wont to be of somewhat abstruse nature; by no means carrying its secret written on its face, legible to every passer-by; on the contrary, obstinately hiding its secret from all foolish, slavish, wicked, insincere persons, and partially disclosing it to the wise and noble-minded alone, whose number was not the majority in my time!

And now, how do we figure out what the gods are telling us about our lives? How do we accurately interpret the eternal laws of the Universe and understand the real Divine Message amid the chaotic noise and foolishness of humanity? There truly is a divine message or universal law about every possible action and situation in human life: if we follow this guidance, our actions will succeed, supported by the entire Universe, leading us through contradictions to a victorious outcome. But if we neglect this, misinterpret it, or ignore it, failure and disaster are guaranteed. So, how do we find it? Everyone around me says, "Just count the votes; ask for Universal Suffrage at the ballot boxes, and that will reveal the truth." Universal Suffrage, ballot boxes, counting heads? Well, it seems we’ve really wandered into strange spiritual territory. In the last fifty years or so, it seems either the Universe or the minds of people have changed a lot. Fifty years ago, dating back to the time of Adam, the Universe was known to be quite mysterious; it didn't reveal its secrets easily, and only wise and noble-minded individuals could catch a glimpse of it, and they were certainly not the majority back then!

Or perhaps the chief end of man being now, in these improved epochs, to make money and spend it, his interests in the Universe have become amazingly simplified of late; capable of being voted on with effect by almost anybody? "To buy in the cheapest market, and sell in the dearest:" truly if that is the summary of his social duties, and the final divine message he has to follow, we may trust him extensively to vote upon that. But if it is not, and never was, or can be? If the Universe will not carry on its divine bosom any commonwealth of mortals that have no higher aim,—being still "a Temple and Hall of Doom," not a mere Weaving-shop and Cattle-pen? If the unfathomable Universe has decided to reject Human Beavers pretending to be Men; and will abolish, pretty rapidly perhaps, in hideous mud-deluges, their "markets" and them, unless they think of it?—In that case it were better to think of it: and the Democracies and Universal Suffrages, I can observe, will require to modify themselves a good deal!

Or maybe the main goal of humanity now, in these more progressive times, is just to make money and spend it, which has made people's interests in the Universe incredibly simple lately; something almost anyone can vote on effectively? "Buy at the lowest price and sell at the highest:" if that's the extent of his social responsibilities and the ultimate divine message he has to follow, we can trust him to vote on that. But what if it isn’t, and never was, or can’t be? If the Universe won't support a society of people with no higher purpose—remaining still "a Temple and Hall of Doom," not just a Weaving shop and Cattle pen? If the unfathomable Universe has decided to reject Human Beavers pretending to be Men; and will quickly wash away, perhaps in horrible floods, their "markets" and them, unless they figure it out?—In that case, it’s better to figure it out: and I can see that Democracies and Universal Suffrages will need to change quite a bit!

Historically speaking, I believe there was no Nation that could subsist upon Democracy. Of ancient Republics, and Demoi and Populi, we have heard much; but it is now pretty well admitted to be nothing to our purpose;—a universal-suffrage republic, or a general-suffrage one, or any but a most-limited-suffrage one, never came to light, or dreamed of doing so, in ancient times. When the mass of the population were slaves, and the voters intrinsically a kind of kings, or men born to rule others; when the voters were real "aristocrats" and manageable dependents of such,—then doubtless voting, and confused jumbling of talk and intrigue, might, without immediate destruction, or the need of a Cavaignac to intervene with cannon and sweep the streets clear of it, go on; and beautiful developments of manhood might be possible beside it, for a season. Beside it; or even, if you will, by means of it, and in virtue of it, though that is by no means so certain as is often supposed. Alas, no: the reflective constitutional mind has misgivings as to the origin of old Greek and Roman nobleness; and indeed knows not how this or any other human nobleness could well be "originated," or brought to pass, by voting or without voting, in this world, except by the grace of God very mainly;—and remembers, with a sigh, that of the Seven Sages themselves no fewer than three were bits of Despotic Kings, [Gr.] Turannoi, "Tyrants" so called (such being greatly wanted there); and that the other four were very far from Red Republicans, if of any political faith whatever! We may quit the Ancient Classical concern, and leave it to College-clubs and speculative debating-societies, in these late days.

Historically, I believe no nation has ever thrived on democracy. We've heard a lot about ancient republics, and the concept of popular rule, but it's mostly accepted now that those ideas don't really apply to us. A republic with universal or general suffrage, or anything other than a very limited suffrage, didn’t exist or wasn’t even imagined in ancient times. When most of the population were slaves, and voters were essentially a kind of kings or people born to rule, the voters were real aristocrats and manageable dependents of those powerful figures. Under those conditions, voting and messy discussions might have continued without leading to immediate chaos or needing someone like Cavaignac to come in with cannons to clear the streets. There could have been some admirable developments of humanity alongside it, at least for a time. Perhaps even through it, though that’s not as certain as people often think. Unfortunately, the thoughtful constitutional mind has doubts about the origins of ancient Greek and Roman nobility, and honestly, it struggles to understand how any form of human nobility could arise, whether through voting or not, except largely through divine intervention. It also sadly remembers that out of the Seven Sages, three were tyrants and the other four were far from being red republicans, if they had any political beliefs at all! We can leave ancient classical concerns to college clubs and speculative debate societies these days.

Of the various French Republics that have been tried, or that are still on trial,—of these also it is not needful to say any word. But there is one modern instance of Democracy nearly perfect, the Republic of the United States, which has actually subsisted for threescore years or more, with immense success as is affirmed; to which many still appeal, as to a sign of hope for all nations, and a "Model Republic." Is not America an instance in point? Why should not all Nations subsist and flourish on Democracy, as America does?

Of the various French Republics that have been attempted, or that are still being tried—there's no need to discuss them. However, there is one recent example of nearly perfect Democracy: the Republic of the United States, which has actually lasted for over sixty years, with great success, as people claim. Many still look to it as a sign of hope for all nations and a "Model Republic." Isn't America a case in point? Why shouldn’t all nations thrive and prosper under Democracy, just like America does?

Of America it would ill beseem any Englishman, and me perhaps as little as another, to speak unkindly, to speak unpatriotically, if any of us even felt so. Sure enough, America is a great, and in many respects a blessed and hopeful phenomenon. Sure enough, these hardy millions of Anglo-Saxon men prove themselves worthy of their genealogy; and, with the axe and plough and hammer, if not yet with any much finer kind of implements, are triumphantly clearing out wide spaces, seedfields for the sustenance and refuge of mankind, arenas for the future history of the world; doing, in their day and generation, a creditable and cheering feat under the sun. But as to a Model Republic, or a model anything, the wise among themselves know too well that there is nothing to be said. Nay the title hitherto to be a Commonwealth or Nation at all, among the [Gr.] ethne of the world, is, strictly considered, still a thing they are but striving for, and indeed have not yet done much towards attaining. Their Constitution, such as it may be, was made here, not there; went over with them from the Old-Puritan English workshop ready-made. Deduct what they carried with them from England ready-made,—their common English Language, and that same Constitution, or rather elixir of constitutions, their inveterate and now, as it were, inborn reverence for the Constable's Staff; two quite immense attainments, which England had to spend much blood, and valiant sweat of brow and brain, for centuries long, in achieving;—and what new elements of polity or nationhood, what noble new phasis of human arrangement, or social device worthy of Prometheus or of Epimetheus, yet comes to light in America? Cotton crops and Indian corn and dollars come to light; and half a world of untilled land, where populations that respect the constable can live, for the present without Government: this comes to light; and the profound sorrow of all nobler hearts, here uttering itself as silent patient unspeakable ennui, there coming out as vague elegiac wailings, that there is still next to nothing more. "Anarchy plus a street-constable:" that also is anarchic to me, and other than quite lovely!

It wouldn’t be right for any Englishman, and maybe for me even less than others, to speak poorly or unpatriotically about America, even if we felt that way. Indeed, America is a great and, in many ways, a blessed and hopeful reality. These resilient millions of Anglo-Saxon people truly live up to their heritage; with their axes, plows, and hammers—if not with any finer tools—they are successfully clearing out vast areas, creating farmlands for the nourishment and refuge of humanity, stages for the future history of the world; achieving a commendable and uplifting task in their time. However, when it comes to being a Model Republic, or a model anything, the wise among them know well that there’s not much to claim. In fact, the title of being a Commonwealth or Nation, among the diverse peoples of the world, is still something they are striving for and haven’t made significant progress toward just yet. Their Constitution, whatever it may be, originated here, not there; it was brought with them from the Old Puritan English workshop, already prepared. If we take away what they brought with them from England—their common English language and that same Constitution, or rather an essence of constitutions, their deep-seated and now seemingly inherent reverence for the Constable's Staff—two massive achievements that England labored over for centuries with much blood and the determined effort of mind and body to accomplish—what new elements of government or nationhood, what noble new form of human organization or social system worthy of Prometheus or Epimetheus, has emerged in America? Cotton crops, maize, and dollars come forth; and a vast expanse of uncultivated land, where populations that respect the constable can currently live without government: that is what emerges; along with the deep sorrow of all more noble hearts, expressed here as a silent, patient, and indescribable boredom, and there as vague, mournful lamentations, revealing that there is still next to nothing more. "Anarchy plus a street-constable": that also seems chaotic to me, and far from beautiful!

I foresee, too, that, long before the waste lands are full, the very street-constable, on these poor terms, will have become impossible: without the waste lands, as here in our Europe, I do not see how he could continue possible many weeks. Cease to brag to me of America, and its model institutions and constitutions. To men in their sleep there is nothing granted in this world: nothing, or as good as nothing, to men that sit idly caucusing and ballot-boxing on the graves of their heroic ancestors, saying, "It is well, it is well!" Corn and bacon are granted: not a very sublime boon, on such conditions; a boon moreover which, on such conditions, cannot last!—No: America too will have to strain its energies, in quite other fashion than this; to crack its sinews, and all but break its heart, as the rest of us have had to do, in thousand-fold wrestle with the Pythons and mud-demons, before it can become a habitation for the gods. America's battle is yet to fight; and we, sorrowful though nothing doubting, will wish her strength for it. New Spiritual Pythons, plenty of them; enormous Megatherions, as ugly as were ever born of mud, loom huge and hideous out of the twilight Future on America; and she will have her own agony, and her own victory, but on other terms than she is yet quite aware of. Hitherto she but ploughs and hammers, in a very successful manner; hitherto, in spite of her "roast-goose with apple-sauce," she is not much. "Roast-goose with apple-sauce for the poorest workingman:" well, surely that is something, thanks to your respect for the street-constable, and to your continents of fertile waste land;—but that, even if it could continue, is by no means enough; that is not even an instalment towards what will be required of you. My friend, brag not yet of our American cousins! Their quantity of cotton, dollars, industry and resources, I believe to be almost unspeakable; but I can by no means worship the like of these. What great human soul, what great thought, what great noble thing that one could worship, or loyally admire, has yet been produced there? None: the American cousins have yet done none of these things. "What they have done?" growls Smelfungus, tired of the subject: "They have doubled their population every twenty years. They have begotten, with a rapidity beyond recorded example, Eighteen Millions of the greatest bores ever seen in this world before,—that hitherto is their feat in History!"—And so we leave them, for the present; and cannot predict the success of Democracy, on this side of the Atlantic, from their example.

I can see that, long before the wastelands are filled up, even the local constable, under these poor conditions, will have become unmanageable: without the wastelands, like here in Europe, I really don't think he can last many weeks. Stop boasting to me about America and its ideal institutions and constitutions. In this world, nothing is given to men who are asleep: nothing, or practically nothing, to those who sit idly discussing and voting on the graves of their heroic ancestors, saying, "It's all good, it's all good!" Corn and bacon are given: not a very great gift, under such conditions; a gift that, in reality, cannot last!—No: America too will need to push its limits, in a completely different way than this; to strain its muscles, and nearly break its spirit, just like the rest of us have had to do, in countless struggles against the monsters and obstacles, before it can become a place worthy of the gods. America's fight is still ahead; and we, sorrowful yet hopeful, will wish her strength for it. New daunting challenges, many of them; massive, grotesque monsters, as ugly as anything born from muck, loom large and terrifying from the shadowy future towards America; and she will face her own pain, and her own victory, but under very different terms than she is currently aware of. So far, she just plows and hammers away, very successfully; up until now, despite her "roast goose with apple sauce," she is not much to write home about. "Roast goose with apple sauce for the poorest worker:" well, surely that's something, thanks to your respect for the local constable, and to your vast expanses of fertile wasteland;—but even if that could continue, it’s by no means enough; it doesn't even come close to what will be required of you. My friend, don’t brag about our American cousins just yet! Their amount of cotton, dollars, industry, and resources, I believe to be almost beyond words; but I can't bring myself to admire that. What great human spirit, what profound thought, what noble achievement that one could truly admire, has emerged from there? None: the American cousins have yet to accomplish any of these things. "What have they done?" grumbles Smelfungus, fed up with the topic: "They've doubled their population every twenty years. They've produced, with a speed unmatched in recorded history, eighteen million of the most unbearable people ever to exist in this world—that's their accomplishment in history!"—And so we leave them for now; and we can't predict the success of Democracy on this side of the Atlantic based on their example.

Alas, on this side of the Atlantic and on that, Democracy, we apprehend, is forever impossible! So much, with certainty of loud astonished contradiction from all manner of men at present, but with sure appeal to the Law of Nature and the ever-abiding Fact, may be suggested and asserted once more. The Universe itself is a Monarchy and Hierarchy; large liberty of "voting" there, all manner of choice, utmost free-will, but with conditions inexorable and immeasurable annexed to every exercise of the same. A most free commonwealth of "voters;" but with Eternal Justice to preside over it, Eternal Justice enforced by Almighty Power! This is the model of "constitutions;" this: nor in any Nation where there has not yet (in some supportable and withal some constantly increasing degree) been confided to the Noblest, with his select series of Nobler, the divine everlasting duty of directing and controlling the Ignoble, has the "Kingdom of God," which we all pray for, "come," nor can "His will" even tend to be "done on Earth as it is in Heaven" till then. My Christian friends, and indeed my Sham-Christian and Anti-Christian, and all manner of men, are invited to reflect on this. They will find it to be the truth of the case. The Noble in the high place, the Ignoble in the low; that is, in all times and in all countries, the Almighty Maker's Law.

Unfortunately, on this side of the Atlantic and that side, Democracy seems forever elusive! This may draw loud and astonished disagreement from all sorts of people today, but it can be suggested and asserted again with certainty based on the Law of Nature and undeniable facts. The Universe itself is a Monarchy and Hierarchy; there’s plenty of freedom to "vote," all kinds of choices, and total free will, but there are also unyielding and immeasurable conditions attached to every exercise of that freedom. It’s a truly free collection of "voters," but with Eternal Justice overseeing it, Eternal Justice enforced by Almighty Power! This is the blueprint for "constitutions;" this: and in any Nation where there hasn’t yet been (in some sustainable and ever-increasing degree) a trust placed in the Noblest, along with their chosen set of Nobler, to fulfill the divine and everlasting duty of guiding and controlling the Ignoble, the "Kingdom of God" we all pray for has not yet "come," and "His will" cannot even tend to be "done on Earth as it is in Heaven" until that happens. My Christian friends, and indeed my Sham-Christian and Anti-Christian friends, as well as all kinds of people, are invited to think about this. They will discover it to be the truth of the matter. The Noble in high places, the Ignoble in low; that is the Law of the Almighty Maker, in all times and in all countries.

To raise the Sham-Noblest, and solemnly consecrate him by whatever method, new-devised, or slavishly adhered to from old wont, this, little as we may regard it, is, in all times and countries, a practical blasphemy, and Nature will in nowise forget it. Alas, there lies the origin, the fatal necessity, of modern Democracy everywhere. It is the Noblest, not the Sham-Noblest; it is God-Almighty's Noble, not the Court-Tailor's Noble, nor the Able-Editor's Noble, that must, in some approximate degree, be raised to the supreme place; he and not a counterfeit,—under penalties! Penalties deep as death, and at length terrible as hell-on-earth, my constitutional friend!—Will the ballot-box raise the Noblest to the chief place; does any sane man deliberately believe such a thing? That nevertheless is the indispensable result, attain it how we may: if that is attained, all is attained; if not that, nothing. He that cannot believe the ballot-box to be attaining it, will be comparatively indifferent to the ballot-box. Excellent for keeping the ship's crew at peace under their Phantasm Captain; but unserviceable, under such, for getting round Cape Horn. Alas, that there should be human beings requiring to have these things argued of, at this late time of day!

To elevate the Sham-Noblest and formally dedicate him by any new method or traditional approach, no matter how trivial it may seem, has always been a true offense against nature, and it will not be forgotten. Unfortunately, this is the root and inevitable consequence of modern Democracy everywhere. It must be the real Noblest, not the Sham-Noblest; it must be God's true Noble, not the Court-Tailor's Noble or the Able-Editor's Noble, that takes the top position; him and not an imitation—under serious consequences! Consequences as severe as death, and ultimately as terrifying as hell on earth, my constitutional friend! Will the ballot box really elevate the Noblest to the top position? Does anyone in their right mind truly believe that? Yet, this is the essential outcome we must achieve, no matter how we get there: if that is achieved, everything is achieved; if not, then nothing. Those who can't see the ballot box as a means to that end will care little for it. It may keep the ship's crew calm under their Illusory Captain, but it is useless for navigating around Cape Horn. Alas, it's sad that at this point in history, we still need to debate these issues!

I say, it is the everlasting privilege of the foolish to be governed by the wise; to be guided in the right path by those who know it better than they. This is the first "right of man;" compared with which all other rights are as nothing,—mere superfluities, corollaries which will follow of their own accord out of this; if they be not contradictions to this, and less than nothing! To the wise it is not a privilege; far other indeed. Doubtless, as bringing preservation to their country, it implies preservation of themselves withal; but intrinsically it is the harshest duty a wise man, if he be indeed wise, has laid to his hand. A duty which he would fain enough shirk; which accordingly, in these sad times of doubt and cowardly sloth, he has long everywhere been endeavoring to reduce to its minimum, and has in fact in most cases nearly escaped altogether. It is an ungoverned world; a world which we flatter ourselves will henceforth need no governing. On the dust of our heroic ancestors we too sit ballot-boxing, saying to one another, It is well, it is well! By inheritance of their noble struggles, we have been permitted to sit slothful so long. By noble toil, not by shallow laughter and vain talk, they made this English Existence from a savage forest into an arable inhabitable field for us; and we, idly dreaming it would grow spontaneous crops forever,—find it now in a too questionable state; peremptorily requiring real labor and agriculture again. Real "agriculture" is not pleasant; much pleasanter to reap and winnow (with ballot-box or otherwise) than to plough!

I believe it's a timeless privilege for the foolish to be led by the wise; to be shown the right path by those who understand it better than they do. This is the first "right of man"; compared to it, all other rights are insignificant—merely extras, which will follow naturally unless they contradict this fundamental right, in which case they amount to nothing! For the wise, it's not a privilege; it's quite the opposite. Certainly, since it helps preserve their country, it also means preserving themselves; but fundamentally, it's the toughest responsibility a truly wise person has taken on. A responsibility they would very much like to avoid; and indeed, in these troubling times of uncertainty and lazy complacency, they've been trying to minimize it everywhere and have mostly managed to escape it. It’s a world without governance; a world we kid ourselves into thinking will no longer require governing. Sitting on the graves of our heroic ancestors, we participate in elections, telling each other, "It's good, it's good!" Because of their noble struggles, we've been allowed to remain lazy for so long. Through their hard work, not through superficial laughter and empty chatter, they transformed this land from a savage wilderness into arable, habitable fields for us; and we, foolishly believing it would continue to produce crops on its own, now find it in a questionable state, urgently needing real work and cultivation again. Real "agriculture" isn’t pleasant; it’s much easier to reap and gather (whether through voting or otherwise) than to plow!

Who would govern that can get along without governing? He that is fittest for it, is of all men the unwillingest unless constrained. By multifarious devices we have been endeavoring to dispense with governing; and by very superficial speculations, of laissez-faire, supply-and-demand, &c. &c. to persuade ourselves that it is best so. The Real Captain, unless it be some Captain of mechanical Industry hired by Mammon, where is he in these days? Most likely, in silence, in sad isolation somewhere, in remote obscurity; trying if, in an evil ungoverned time, he cannot at least govern himself. The Real Captain undiscoverable; the Phantasm Captain everywhere very conspicuous:—it is thought Phantasm Captains, aided by ballot-boxes, are the true method, after all. They are much the pleasantest for the time being! And so no Dux or Duke of any sort, in any province of our affairs, now leads: the Duke's Bailiff leads, what little leading is required for getting in the rents; and the Duke merely rides in the state-coach. It is everywhere so: and now at last we see a world all rushing towards strange consummations, because it is and has long been so!

Who would govern if they could get by without it? The person best suited for the role is the least willing unless forced to be. Through many different methods, we’ve been trying to do away with governing; and with some pretty superficial ideas about laissez-faire, supply-and-demand, etc., we convince ourselves that it's the best approach. The true leader, unless it’s some industrial captain bought by money, where is he these days? Most likely, he’s quietly lingering in a sad, remote place, attempting to govern himself in these chaotic, ungoverned times. The real leader is nowhere to be found; the fake leaders are everywhere obvious. People think that these fake leaders, with the help of voting boxes, are the real solution after all. They seem to be the most enjoyable option right now! So no Dux or Duke of any kind actually leads in any part of our lives; the Duke's steward leads, doing the little leading needed to collect the rents, while the Duke just rides in the fancy coach. This is how it is everywhere: and now we finally see a world rushing towards strange outcomes because this has been the case for a long time!

I do not suppose any reader of mine, or many persons in England at all, have much faith in Fraternity, Equality and the Revolutionary Millenniums preached by the French Prophets in this age: but there are many movements here too which tend inevitably in the like direction; and good men, who would stand aghast at Red Republic and its adjuncts, seem to me travelling at full speed towards that or a similar goal! Certainly the notion everywhere prevails among us too, and preaches itself abroad in every dialect, uncontradicted anywhere so far as I can hear, That the grand panacea for social woes is what we call "enfranchisement," "emancipation;" or, translated into practical language, the cutting asunder of human relations, wherever they are found grievous, as is like to be pretty universally the case at the rate we have been going for some generations past. Let us all be "free" of one another; we shall then be happy. Free, without bond or connection except that of cash-payment; fair day's wages for the fair day's work; bargained for by voluntary contract, and law of supply-and-demand: this is thought to be the true solution of all difficulties and injustices that have occurred between man and man.

I don't think many of my readers, or really anyone in England, has much faith in the ideas of Fraternity, Equality, and the Revolutionary Millenniums that the French Prophets have been promoting these days. However, there are plenty of movements here that are heading in a similar direction. Good people, who would be horrified by a Red Republic and its implications, seem to be racing towards that or a comparable goal! It's clear that the idea is widely accepted among us and is expressed in every dialect, with no one contradicting it as far as I can tell. The belief that the ultimate remedy for social issues is what we call "enfranchisement" or "emancipation" dominates. In practical terms, that means breaking apart human relationships wherever they feel oppressive, which seems to be the case everywhere lately. The idea is that if we can all be "free" from one another, we will be happy. Free, with no ties or connections except for financial transactions; fair pay for fair work, agreed upon through voluntary contracts and the law of supply and demand: this is seen as the real solution to all the challenges and injustices that arise between people.

To rectify the relation that exists between two men, is there no method, then, but that of ending it? The old relation has become unsuitable, obsolete, perhaps unjust; it imperatively requires to be amended; and the remedy is, Abolish it, let there henceforth be no relation at all. From the "Sacrament of Marriage" downwards, human beings used to be manifoldly related, one to another, and each to all; and there was no relation among human beings, just or unjust, that had not its grievances and difficulties, its necessities on both sides to bear and forbear. But henceforth, be it known, we have changed all that, by favor of Heaven: "the voluntary principle" has come up, which will itself do the business for us; and now let a new Sacrament, that of Divorce, which we call emancipation, and spout of on our platforms, be universally the order of the day!—Have men considered whither all this is tending, and what it certainly enough betokens? Cut every human relation which has anywhere grown uneasy sheer asunder; reduce whatsoever was compulsory to voluntary, whatsoever was permanent among us to the condition of nomadic:—in other words, loosen by assiduous wedges in every joint, the whole fabric of social existence, stone from stone: till at last, all now being loose enough, it can, as we already see in most countries, be overset by sudden outburst of revolutionary rage; and, lying as mere mountains of anarchic rubbish, solicit you to sing Fraternity, &c., over it, and to rejoice in the new remarkable era of human progress we have arrived at.

To fix the relationship between two men, is there no way to do it other than ending it? The old relationship has become unsuitable, outdated, perhaps unfair; it urgently needs to be fixed; and the solution is to abolish it, so there will be no relationship at all. From the "Sacrament of Marriage" onward, people used to be connected in many ways, each person to another and everyone to all; and there was no relationship among people, whether fair or unfair, that didn’t come with its own issues and challenges, with necessities to endure and compromise on both sides. But now, we have changed all that, by the grace of Heaven: "the voluntary principle" has emerged, which will take care of things for us; and now let a new Sacrament, that of Divorce, which we call emancipation and promote on our platforms, be the standard!—Have people thought about where all this is headed, and what it clearly implies? Cut every human relationship that has become uncomfortable cleanly apart; turn anything that was mandatory into something voluntary, and anything that was permanent among us into a temporary arrangement:—in other words, loosen by persistent wedges at every joint the entire structure of social existence, stone by stone: until finally, all is loose enough that it can, as we already see in most countries, be toppled by a sudden explosion of revolutionary anger; and, lying as mere heaps of chaotic debris, beckon you to sing Fraternity, etc., over it, and to celebrate the new remarkable era of human progress we have entered.

Certainly Emancipation proceeds with rapid strides among us, this good while; and has got to such a length as might give rise to reflections in men of a serious turn. West-Indian Blacks are emancipated, and it appears refuse to work: Irish Whites have long been entirely emancipated; and nobody asks them to work, or on condition of finding them potatoes (which, of course, is indispensable), permits them to work.—Among speculative persons, a question has sometimes risen: In the progress of Emancipation, are we to look for a time when all the Horses also are to be emancipated, and brought to the supply-and-demand principle? Horses too have "motives;" are acted on by hunger, fear, hope, love of oats, terror of platted leather; nay they have vanity, ambition, emulation, thankfulness, vindictiveness; some rude outline of all our human spiritualities,—a rude resemblance to us in mind and intelligence, even as they have in bodily frame. The Horse, poor dumb four-footed fellow, he too has his private feelings, his affections, gratitudes; and deserves good usage; no human master, without crime, shall treat him unjustly either, or recklessly lay on the whip where it is not needed:—I am sure if I could make him "happy," I should be willing to grant a small vote (in addition to the late twenty millions) for that object!

Certainly, Emancipation is advancing quickly among us right now, to the point where it might provoke some serious thoughts. West Indian Blacks are free, yet it seems they refuse to work; Irish Whites have been fully free for a long time, and nobody asks them to work unless they can provide them with potatoes (which, of course, is essential). Among reflective people, a question occasionally comes up: As Emancipation progresses, should we expect a time when all Horses will also be emancipated and operate on the supply-and-demand principle? Horses have "motives" too; they're influenced by hunger, fear, hope, love of oats, and even terror of reins; they can show vanity, ambition, competition, gratitude, and even vengeance—some rough version of our human emotions—a basic similarity to us in thought and intelligence, just as they have a familiar body structure. The Horse, that poor, silent four-legged creature, also has his own feelings, affections, and gratitude; he deserves fair treatment. No human master, without committing a wrongdoing, should treat him unfairly or carelessly use the whip when it's unnecessary: I’m sure if I could make him "happy," I would be willing to allocate a small budget (on top of the recent twenty million) for that purpose!

Him too you occasionally tyrannize over; and with bad result to yourselves, among others; using the leather in a tyrannous unnecessary manner; withholding, or scantily furnishing, the oats and ventilated stabling that are due. Rugged horse-subduers, one fears they are a little tyrannous at times. "Am I not a horse, and half-brother?"—To remedy which, so far as remediable, fancy—the horses all "emancipated;" restored to their primeval right of property in the grass of this Globe: turned out to graze in an independent supply-and-demand manner! So long as grass lasts, I dare say they are very happy, or think themselves so. And Farmer Hodge sallying forth, on a dry spring morning, with a sieve of oats in his hand, and agony of eager expectation in his heart, is he happy? Help me to plough this day, Black Dobbin: oats in full measure if thou wilt. "Hlunh, No—thank!" snorts Black Dobbin; he prefers glorious liberty and the grass. Bay Darby, wilt not thou perhaps? "Hlunh!"—Gray Joan, then, my beautiful broad-bottomed mare,—O Heaven, she too answers Hlunh! Not a quadruped of them will plough a stroke for me. Corn-crops are ended in this world!—For the sake, if not of Hodge, then of Hodge's horses, one prays this benevolent practice might now cease, and a new and better one try to begin. Small kindness to Hodge's horses to emancipate them! The fate of all emancipated horses is, sooner or later, inevitable. To have in this habitable Earth no grass to eat,—in Black Jamaica gradually none, as in White Connemara already none;—to roam aimless, wasting the seedfields of the world; and be hunted home to Chaos, by the due watch-dogs and due hell-dogs, with such horrors of forsaken wretchedness as were never seen before! These things are not sport; they are terribly true, in this country at this hour.

You also occasionally take advantage of him, which can lead to bad outcomes for yourselves and others. You use the leather in a harsh and unnecessary way, withholding or barely providing the oats and proper ventilation that he needs. Those rugged horse trainers can be a bit tyrannical at times. "Aren't I a horse and your half-brother?"—To fix this, as much as it can be fixed, let’s imagine the horses all "emancipated;" returned to their natural right to the grass on this planet: turned out to graze freely based on supply and demand! As long as there’s grass, I’m sure they’re quite happy, or at least believe they are. And as Farmer Hodge steps out on a dry spring morning with a sieve of oats in his hand and a heart full of hopeful anticipation, is he happy? Help me plow today, Black Dobbin: oats in full measure if you’re willing. "Hlunh, no—thanks!" snorts Black Dobbin; he prefers glorious freedom and the grass. What about you, Bay Darby? "Hlunh!"—Then how about you, my lovely broad-bottomed mare Gray Joan?—Oh dear, she also answers Hlunh! None of them will plow a single stroke for me. Corn crops are finished in this world!—For the sake of Hodge, if not for himself, then for Hodge's horses, one hopes this kind practice could stop now, and a new and better one could begin. It's not much of a kindness to Hodge's horses to set them free! The fate of all freed horses is, sooner or later, inevitable. To have no grass to eat on this habitable Earth—none at all in Black Jamaica, just as in White Connemara, there’s already none;—to wander aimlessly, wastage in the world’s fields; and be chased back to chaos by proper watchdogs and fearsome hellhounds, with a horror of abandoned misery never before seen! These things are not just games; they are terrifyingly real in this country right now.

Between our Black West Indies and our White Ireland, between these two extremes of lazy refusal to work, and of famishing inability to find any work, what a world have we made of it, with our fierce Mammon-worships, and our benevolent philanderings, and idle godless nonsenses of one kind and another! Supply-and-demand, Leave-it-alone, Voluntary Principle, Time will mend it:—till British industrial existence seems fast becoming one huge poison-swamp of reeking pestilence physical and moral; a hideous living Golgotha of souls and bodies buried alive; such a Curtius' gulf, communicating with the Nether Deeps, as the Sun never saw till now. These scenes, which the Morning Chronicle is bringing home to all minds of men,—thanks to it for a service such as Newspapers have seldom done,—ought to excite unspeakable reflections in every mind. Thirty thousand outcast Needlewomen working themselves swiftly to death; three million Paupers rotting in forced idleness, helping said Needlewomen to die: these are but items in the sad ledger of despair.

Between our Black West Indies and our White Ireland, between these two extremes of lazy refusal to work and desperate inability to find any work, what a world have we created, with our intense worship of wealth, our superficial kindness, and our pointless, godless nonsense of various kinds! Supply and demand, laissez-faire, voluntary principles, time will fix it:—until British industrial life seems to be turning into one massive poisonous swamp of sickening physical and moral decay; a horrifying living graveyard of souls and bodies buried alive; a Chasm connected to the depths of despair, unseen by the Sun until now. These scenes, which the Morning Chronicle is bringing to the attention of everyone,—thanks to it for a service that newspapers rarely achieve,—ought to stir profound reflections in every mind. Thirty thousand outcast needlewomen working themselves to death; three million paupers wasting away in forced idleness, helping those needlewomen to perish: these are just items in the sad record of despair.

Thirty thousand wretched women, sunk in that putrefying well of abominations; they have oozed in upon London, from the universal Stygian quagmire of British industrial life; are accumulated in the well of the concern, to that extent. British charity is smitten to the heart, at the laying bare of such a scene; passionately undertakes, by enormous subscription of money, or by other enormous effort, to redress that individual horror; as I and all men hope it may. But, alas, what next? This general well and cesspool once baled clean out to-day, will begin before night to fill itself anew. The universal Stygian quagmire is still there; opulent in women ready to be ruined, and in men ready. Towards the same sad cesspool will these waste currents of human ruin ooze and gravitate as heretofore; except in draining the universal quagmire itself there is no remedy. "And for that, what is the method?" cry many in an angry manner. To whom, for the present, I answer only, "Not 'emancipation,' it would seem, my friends; not the cutting loose of human ties, something far the reverse of that!"

Thirty thousand miserable women, trapped in that decaying pit of horrors; they've poured into London from the depths of British industrial life; they’re gathered in the well of this issue, to that extent. British charity is deeply affected by the revelation of such a sight; it passionately takes action, through massive donations or other considerable efforts, to fix that personal nightmare; as I and all others hope it can. But, unfortunately, what happens next? This general well and cesspool, once cleaned out today, will start filling up again by nightfall. The pervasive pit is still there, overflowing with women ready to be destroyed, and men willing to do so. The same unfortunate currents of human despair will flow into that sad cesspool as before; unless the overall quagmire itself is drained, there is no solution. "And for that, what’s the plan?" many ask angrily. To them, for now, I can only respond, "Not 'emancipation,' it seems, my friends; not breaking human connections, something quite the opposite of that!"

Many things have been written about shirtmaking; but here perhaps is the saddest thing of all, not written anywhere till now, that I know of. Shirts by the thirty thousand are made at twopence-halfpenny each; and in the mean while no needlewoman, distressed or other, can be procured in London by any housewife to give, for fair wages, fair help in sewing. Ask any thrifty house-mother, high or low, and she will answer. In high houses and in low, there is the same answer: no real needlewoman, "distressed" or other, has been found attainable in any of the houses I frequent. Imaginary needlewomen, who demand considerable wages, and have a deepish appetite for beer and viands, I hear of everywhere; but their sewing proves too often a distracted puckering and botching; not sewing, only the fallacious hope of it, a fond imagination of the mind. Good sempstresses are to be hired in every village; and in London, with its famishing thirty thousand, not at all, or hardly,—Is not No-government beautiful in human business? To such length has the Leave-alone principle carried it, by way of organizing labor, in this affair of shirtmaking. Let us hope the Leave-alone principle has now got its apotheosis; and taken wing towards higher regions than ours, to deal henceforth with a class of affairs more appropriate for it!

A lot has been said about making shirts, but here’s something really sad that I haven't seen mentioned anywhere until now. Shirts are produced by the thirty thousand at two and a half pennies each, yet no skilled seamstress, whether in need or not, can be found in London by any housewife willing to pay fair wages for quality help in sewing. Just ask any budget-conscious homemaker, regardless of her status, and she'll tell you the same thing. In both wealthy and modest homes, the answer is the same: no genuine seamstress, "in need" or otherwise, is available in any of the homes I know. I hear about imaginary seamstresses who demand high wages and have a hearty appetite for drinks and food, but their sewing often ends up being messy and poorly done; it’s more like a false hope of sewing, just a wishful thought. Good seamstresses can be found in every village, yet in London, with its desperate thirty thousand, hardly any at all—Isn’t a lack of government oversight great for human enterprise? The hands-off approach has taken such a toll on organizing work in shirtmaking. Let's hope this hands-off principle has reached its peak and moved on to tackle issues that are more suitable for it!

Reader, did you ever hear of "Constituted Anarchy"? Anarchy; the choking, sweltering, deadly and killing rule of No-rule; the consecration of cupidity, and braying folly, and dim stupidity and baseness, in most of the affairs of men? Slop-shirts attainable three halfpence cheaper, by the ruin of living bodies and immortal souls? Solemn Bishops and high Dignitaries, our divine "Pillars of Fire by night," debating meanwhile, with their largest wigs and gravest look, upon something they call "prevenient grace"? Alas, our noble men of genius, Heaven's real messengers to us, they also rendered nearly futile by the wasteful time;—preappointed they everywhere, and assiduously trained by all their pedagogues and monitors, to "rise in Parliament," to compose orations, write books, or in short speak words, for the approval of reviewers; instead of doing real kingly work to be approved of by the gods! Our "Government," a highly "responsible" one; responsible to no God that I can hear of, but to the twenty-seven million gods of the shilling gallery. A Government tumbling and drifting on the whirlpools and mud-deluges, floating atop in a conspicuous manner, no-whither,—like the carcass of a drowned ass. Authentic Chaos come up into this sunny Cosmos again; and all men singing Gloria in excelsis to it. In spirituals and temporals, in field and workshop, from Manchester to Dorsetshire, from Lambeth Palace to the Lanes of Whitechapel, wherever men meet and toil and traffic together,—Anarchy, Anarchy; and only the street-constable (though with ever-increasing difficulty) still maintaining himself in the middle of it; that so, for one thing, this blessed exchange of slop-shirts for the souls of women may transact itself in a peaceable manner!—I, for my part, do profess myself in eternal opposition to this, and discern well that universal Ruin has us in the wind, unless we can get out of this. My friend Crabbe, in a late number of his Intermittent Radiator, pertinently enough exclaims:—

Reader, have you ever heard of "Constituted Anarchy"? Anarchy; the suffocating, stifling, deadly mess of No-rule; the celebration of greed, foolishness, ignorance, and baseness in most of our human affairs? Cheap shirts available at three halfpennies less, at the cost of living bodies and immortal souls? Serious Bishops and high-ranking officials, our divine "Pillars of Fire by night," meanwhile debating with their big wigs and serious expressions about something they call "prevenient grace"? Alas, our noble geniuses, the true messengers from Heaven, are also nearly rendered useless by the waste of time;—they are everywhere assigned and painstakingly trained by all their teachers to "rise in Parliament," write speeches, publish books, or in short, say things just to impress reviewers; instead of doing real kingly work that would earn them the approval of the gods! Our "Government," a highly "responsible" one; responsible to no God I know of, but to the twenty-seven million gods of the paying crowd. A Government tumbling and drifting in whirlpools and mudslides, floating conspicuously, going nowhere—like the carcass of a drowned donkey. Genuine Chaos is back in this sunny Cosmos; and everyone singing Gloria in excelsis to it. In both spiritual and temporal matters, in fields and workshops, from Manchester to Dorsetshire, from Lambeth Palace to the streets of Whitechapel, wherever people gather and work and trade together—Anarchy, Anarchy; and only the street officer (though with increasing difficulty) still managing to hold his ground in the middle of it; so, for one thing, this blessed exchange of cheap shirts for the souls of women can happen peacefully!—I, for my part, declare myself in eternal opposition to this, and I clearly see that universal Ruin has us in its grip unless we can get out of this. My friend Crabbe, in a recent issue of his Intermittent Radiator, wisely exclaims:—

"When shall we have done with all this of British Liberty, Voluntary Principle, Dangers of Centralization, and the like? It is really getting too bad. For British Liberty, it seems, the people cannot be taught to read. British Liberty, shuddering to interfere with the rights of capital, takes six or eight millions of money annually to feed the idle laborer whom it dare not employ. For British Liberty we live over poisonous cesspools, gully-drains, and detestable abominations; and omnipotent London cannot sweep the dirt out of itself. British Liberty produces—what? Floods of Hansard Debates every year, and apparently little else at present. If these are the results of British Liberty, I, for one, move we should lay it on the shelf a little, and look out for something other and farther. We have achieved British Liberty hundreds of years ago; and are fast growing, on the strength of it, one of the most absurd populations the Sun, among his great Museum of Absurdities, looks down upon at present."

"When are we going to be done with all this talk about British Liberty, Voluntary Principle, the Dangers of Centralization, and the like? It’s really becoming too much. Apparently, for British Liberty, people can’t be taught to read. British Liberty, which hesitates to infringe on the rights of capital, takes six or eight million pounds every year to support the idle laborers it won’t hire. For British Liberty, we live above toxic cesspools, gully-drains, and disgusting messes; and the mighty London can’t clean up its own mess. What does British Liberty produce? Floods of Hansard Debates each year, and seemingly not much else right now. If these are the outcomes of British Liberty, I, for one, propose we put it aside for a bit and seek something different and better. We achieved British Liberty hundreds of years ago, and we’re quickly becoming one of the most ridiculous populations that the Sun, in his vast Museum of Absurdities, looks down upon today."

Curious enough: the model of the world just now is England and her Constitution; all Nations striving towards it: poor France swimming these last sixty years in seas of horrid dissolution and confusion, resolute to attain this blessedness of free voting, or to die in chase of it. Prussia too, solid Germany itself, has all broken out into crackling of musketry, loud pamphleteering and Frankfort parliamenting and palavering; Germany too will scale the sacred mountains, how steep soever, and, by talisman of ballot-box, inhabit a political Elysium henceforth. All the Nations have that one hope. Very notable, and rather sad to the humane on-looker. For it is sadly conjectured, all the Nations labor somewhat under a mistake as to England, and the causes of her freedom and her prosperous cotton-spinning; and have much misread the nature of her Parliament, and the effect of ballot-boxes and universal suffrages there.

Interestingly, the current model of the world is England and her Constitution, with all nations striving to achieve it. Poor France has been struggling for the last sixty years in a sea of chaos and confusion, determined to gain the blessing of free voting or die trying. Prussia, and indeed all of Germany, has erupted into the noise of gunfire, loud pamphleteering, and the debates of the Frankfurt parliament. Germany, too, will climb the steep mountains, and with the magic of the ballot box, will create a political paradise from now on. All nations share this one hope. It’s quite significant and somewhat sad for the compassionate observer. Unfortunately, it seems that all nations are somewhat mistaken about England and the reasons for her freedom and successful cotton industry; they have greatly misunderstood the nature of her Parliament and the impact of ballot boxes and universal suffrage there.

What if it were because the English Parliament was from the first, and is only just now ceasing to be, a Council of actual Rulers, real Governing Persons (called Peers, Mitred Abbots, Lords, Knights of the Shire, or howsoever called), actually ruling each his section of the country,—and possessing (it must be said) in the lump, or when assembled as a Council, uncommon patience, devoutness, probity, discretion and good fortune,—that the said Parliament ever came to be good for much? In that case it will not be easy to "imitate" the English Parliament; and the ballot-box and suffrage will be the mere bow of Robin Hood, which it is given to very few to bend, or shoot with to any perfection. And if the Peers become mere big Capitalists, Railway Directors, gigantic Hucksters, Kings of Scrip, without lordly quality, or other virtue except cash; and the Mitred Abbots change to mere Able-Editors, masters of Parliamentary Eloquence, Doctors of Political Economy, and such like; and all have to be elected by a universal-suffrage ballot-box,—I do not see how the English Parliament itself will long continue sea-worthy! Nay, I find England in her own big dumb heart, wherever you come upon her in a silent meditative hour, begins to have dreadful misgivings about it.

What if it's because the English Parliament has always been, and is only just now starting to stop being, a Council of actual rulers, real governing figures (called Peers, Mitred Abbots, Lords, Knights of the Shire, or whatever they’re called), actually ruling each part of the country,—and having (it must be said) as a whole, or when gathered as a Council, remarkable patience, devotion, integrity, discretion, and good fortune,—that the Parliament has ever been worth much? If that’s the case, it won’t be easy to "replicate" the English Parliament; the ballot box and voting will be just a bow of Robin Hood, which very few can use effectively. And if the Peers turn into just wealthy capitalists, railway directors, giant traders, and stock market kings, without noble qualities or other virtues except for money; and the Mitred Abbots become just skilled editors, masters of parliamentary speech, doctors of political economy, and the like; and all have to be elected through a universal-suffrage ballot box,—I don’t see how the English Parliament itself will stay afloat for long! In fact, I find that England, in her own big, silent heart, begins to have terrifying doubts about it whenever you encounter her during a quiet, reflective moment.

The model of the world, then, is at once unattainable by the world, and not much worth attaining? England, as I read the omens, is now called a second time to "show the Nations how to live;" for by her Parliament, as chief governing entity, I fear she is not long for this world! Poor England must herself again, in these new strange times, the old methods being quite worn out, "learn how to live." That now is the terrible problem for England, as for all the Nations; and she alone of all, not yet sunk into open Anarchy, but left with time for repentance and amendment; she, wealthiest of all in material resource, in spiritual energy, in ancient loyalty to law, and in the qualities that yield such loyalty,—she perhaps alone of all may be able, with huge travail, and the strain of all her faculties, to accomplish some solution. She will have to try it, she has now to try it; she must accomplish it, or perish from her place in the world!

The model of the world is both impossible for the world to achieve and not really worth chasing after, right? England, from what I see, is being called a second time to "show the Nations how to live." However, through her Parliament, which is the main governing body, I worry she won't last much longer! Poor England has to learn how to live again in these new, strange times, since the old ways are completely worn out. That’s the daunting challenge for England and for all Nations; she alone hasn't fully descended into open Anarchy yet, but she has time to rethink and make changes. She is the wealthiest in terms of material resources, spiritual energy, commitment to the law, and the traits that support that commitment—perhaps she is the only one who can, through great effort and the full use of all her abilities, find some solution. She has to try; she has no choice but to make it happen, or she risks losing her place in the world!

England, as I persuade myself, still contains in it many kings; possesses, as old Rome did, many men not needing "election" to command, but eternally elected for it by the Maker Himself. England's one hope is in these, just now. They are among the silent, I believe; mostly far away from platforms and public palaverings; not speaking forth the image of their nobleness in transitory words, but imprinting it, each on his own little section of the world, in silent facts, in modest valiant actions, that will endure forevermore. They must sit silent no longer. They are summoned to assert themselves; to act forth, and articulately vindicate, in the teeth of howling multitudes, of a world too justly maddened into all manner of delirious clamors, what of wisdom they derive from God. England, and the Eternal Voices, summon them; poor England never so needed them as now. Up, be doing everywhere: the hour of crisis has verily come! In all sections of English life, the god-made king is needed; is pressingly demanded in most; in some, cannot longer, without peril as of conflagration, be dispensed with. He, wheresoever he finds himself, can say, "Here too am I wanted; here is the kingdom I have to subjugate, and introduce God's Laws into,—God's Laws, instead of Mammon's and M'Croudy's and the Old Anarch's! Here is my work, here or nowhere."—Are there many such, who will answer to the call, in England? It turns on that, whether England, rapidly crumbling in these very years and months, shall go down to the Abyss as her neighbors have all done, or survive to new grander destinies without solution of continuity! Probably the chief question of the world at present.

England, as I convince myself, still has many kings; it has, like old Rome, many people who don’t need “election” to lead, but are chosen for that role by the Maker Himself. England's only hope lies in these individuals right now. I believe they are among the silent, mostly away from platforms and public speeches; not expressing their greatness in fleeting words, but making their mark, each in their own part of the world, through quiet, courageous actions that will last forever. They must no longer remain silent. They are called to stand up, to take action, and clearly assert, despite the loud crowds and a world rightly maddened into all kinds of frantic uproar, the wisdom they receive from God. England, and the Eternal Voices, are calling them; poor England has never needed them as much as now. Rise up and take action everywhere: the time of crisis has truly arrived! In all areas of English life, the god-made king is needed; he is urgently required in most cases; in some, cannot be done without, lest there be peril like a wildfire. He, wherever he finds himself, can say, "Here too I am needed; here is the realm I have to conquer and introduce God's Laws into—God's Laws, instead of Mammon's and M'Croudy's and the Old Anarch's! This is my task, here or nowhere."—Are there many who will respond to the call in England? It hinges on that; whether England, rapidly falling apart in these very years and months, will descend into the Abyss as her neighbors have, or survive to greater destinies without break in continuity! This is probably the most important question in the world right now.

The true "commander" and king; he who knows for himself the divine Appointments of this Universe, the Eternal Laws ordained by God the Maker, in conforming to which lies victory and felicity, in departing from which lies, and forever must lie, sorrow and defeat, for each and all of the Posterity of Adam in every time and every place; he who has sworn fealty to these, and dare alone against the world assert these, and dare not with the whole world at his back deflect from these;—he, I know too well, is a rare man. Difficult to discover; not quite discoverable, I apprehend, by manoeuvring of ballot-boxes, and riddling of the popular clamor according to the most approved methods. He is not sold at any shop I know of,—though sometimes, as at the sign of the Ballot-box, he is advertised for sale. Difficult indeed to discover: and not very much assisted, or encouraged in late times, to discover himself;—which, I think, might be a kind of help? Encouraged rather, and commanded in all ways, if he be wise, to hide himself, and give place to the windy Counterfeit of himself; such as the universal suffrages can recognize, such as loves the most sweet voices of the universal suffrages!—O Peter, what becomes of such a People; what can become?

The true "leader" and king; the one who understands the divine order of this Universe, the eternal laws set by God the Creator, in following which lies success and happiness, and in breaking away from which lies, and always will lie, sorrow and defeat for all of Adam’s descendants in every time and place; the one who has pledged loyalty to these principles, who dares to stand alone against the world in defense of them, and who will not be swayed by the crowds even if they stand behind him;—he, I know all too well, is a rare individual. Hard to find; not easily discovered, I think, by the maneuvering of votes, and deciphering public opinion by the most accepted methods. He isn’t available at any shop I know of,—although sometimes, at the Ballot-box, he is advertised for sale. Truly hard to discover: and not very supported or encouraged in recent times to find himself;—which, I believe, could be a kind of help? Rather, he seems to be urged and told in every way, if he’s smart, to hide himself and make way for the noisy imitation of himself; one that the popular votes can recognize, who enjoys the sweet sounds of public approval!—Oh Peter, what happens to such a People; what can happen?

Did you never hear, with the mind's ear as well, that fateful Hebrew Prophecy, I think the fatefulest of all, which sounds daily through the streets, "Ou' clo! Ou' clo!"—A certain People, once upon a time, clamorously voted by overwhelming majority, "Not he; Barabbas, not he! Him, and what he is, and what he deserves, we know well enough: a reviler of the Chief Priests and sacred Chancery wigs; a seditious Heretic, physical-force Chartist, and enemy of his country and mankind: To the gallows and the cross with him! Barabbas is our man; Barabbas, we are for Barabbas!" They got Barabbas:—have you well considered what a fund of purblind obduracy, of opaque flunkyism grown truculent and transcendent; what an eye for the phylacteries, and want of eye for the eternal noblenesses; sordid loyalty to the prosperous Semblances, and high-treason against the Supreme Fact, such a vote betokens in these natures? For it was the consummation of a long series of such; they and their fathers had long kept voting so. A singular People; who could both produce such divine men, and then could so stone and crucify them; a People terrible from the beginning!—Well, they got Barabbas; and they got, of course, such guidance as Barabbas and the like of him could give them; and, of course, they stumbled ever downwards and devilwards, in their truculent stiffnecked way; and—and, at this hour, after eighteen centuries of sad fortune, they prophetically sing "Ou' clo!" in all the cities of the world. Might the world, at this late hour, but take note of them, and understand their song a little!

Did you ever hear, with your mind as well, that fateful Hebrew prophecy, I think the most fateful of all, that echoes daily through the streets, "Ou' clo! Ou' clo!"—A certain people, once upon a time, loudly voted by an overwhelming majority, "Not him; Barabbas, not him! We know exactly what he is and what he deserves: a critic of the Chief Priests and their sacred authority; a rebellious heretic, a physical-force activist, and an enemy of his country and humanity: To the gallows and the cross with him! Barabbas is our man; we stand for Barabbas!" They got Barabbas:—have you really considered what a depth of stubborn ignorance, what a violent and extreme form of subservience; what an eye for the trivial, and a blindness to eternal truths; sordid loyalty to false appearances, and betrayal against the ultimate reality, such a vote reflects in these people? For it was the culmination of a long series of similar votes; they and their ancestors had been voting this way for a long time. A remarkable people; who could both produce such divine individuals and then stone and crucify them; a people terrifying from the very beginning!—Well, they got Barabbas; and they got, of course, the kind of guidance that Barabbas and others like him could offer them; and naturally, they stumbled ever downwards and towards evil, in their stubborn and prideful way; and—now, after eighteen centuries of sorrowful fate, they prophetically sing "Ou' clo!" in all the cities of the world. May the world, at this late hour, take notice of them and understand their song a little!

Yes, there are some things the universal suffrage can decide,—and about these it will be exceedingly useful to consult the universal suffrage: but in regard to most things of importance, and in regard to the choice of men especially, there is (astonishing as it may seem) next to no capability on the part of universal suffrage.—I request all candid persons, who have never so little originality of mind, and every man has a little, to consider this. If true, it involves such a change in our now fashionable modes of procedure as fills me with astonishment and alarm. If popular suffrage is not the way of ascertaining what the Laws of the Universe are, and who it is that will best guide us in the way of these,—then woe is to us if we do not take another method. Delolme on the British Constitution will not save us; deaf will the Parcae be to votes of the House, to leading articles, constitutional philosophies. The other method—alas, it involves a stopping short, or vital change of direction, in the glorious career which all Europe, with shouts heaven-high, is now galloping along: and that, happen when it may, will, to many of us, be probably a rather surprising business!

Yes, there are some things that universal suffrage can decide, and it's really useful to consult it on those matters. But when it comes to most important issues, especially the selection of leaders, universal suffrage surprisingly lacks the ability to make informed choices. I urge all honest people, who have even a bit of original thought—and everyone has at least a little—to think about this. If it's true, it suggests a major shift from the popular methods we currently rely on, which fills me with both astonishment and concern. If popular suffrage isn't the right way to determine the Laws of the Universe and who can best lead us in understanding them, then we are in trouble if we don't find another approach. Delolme on the British Constitution won't save us; the Fates will ignore votes from the House, or influential articles, or constitutional theories. The other method—sadly—would require us to halt or completely change our ambitious journey that all of Europe is currently racing along with loud cheers. And when that happens, it will likely be quite a surprising event for many of us!

One thing I do know, and can again assert with great confidence, supported by the whole Universe, and by some two hundred generations of men, who have left us some record of themselves there, That the few Wise will have, by one method or another, to take command of the innumerable Foolish; that they must be got to take it;—and that, in fact, since Wisdom, which means also Valor and heroic Nobleness, is alone strong in this world, and one wise man is stronger than all men unwise, they can be got. That they must take it; and having taken, must keep it, and do their God's Message in it, and defend the same, at their life's peril, against all men and devils. This I do clearly believe to be the backbone of all Future Society, as it has been of all Past; and that without it, there is no Society possible in the world. And what a business this will be, before it end in some degree of victory again, and whether the time for shouts of triumph and tremendous cheers upon it is yet come, or not yet by a great way, I perceive too well! A business to make us all very serious indeed. A business not to be accomplished but by noble manhood, and devout all-daring, all-enduring loyalty to Heaven, such as fatally sleeps at present,—such as is not dead at present either, unless the gods have doomed this world of theirs to die! A business which long centuries of faithful travail and heroic agony, on the part of all the noble that are born to us, will not end; and which to us, of this "tremendous cheering" century, it were blessedness very great to see successfully begun. Begun, tried by all manner of methods, if there is one wise Statesman or man left among us, it verily must be;—begun, successfully or unsuccessfully, we do hope to see it!

One thing I know for sure, and I can confidently assert it with the backing of the entire Universe and about two hundred generations of people who've left their mark, is that the few wise individuals will have to take charge of the countless foolish ones, and they must be encouraged to do so. In fact, since wisdom—along with bravery and noble integrity—is the only true strength in this world, one wise person is more powerful than all the foolish ones combined; they can be convinced. They have to take command; and once they do, they must hold onto it, carry out their divine duties, and defend it, even at the risk of their lives, against all adversaries and evil forces. I firmly believe this is the foundation of all future society, just as it has been for all past societies; without it, society cannot exist in the world. And what a journey this will be before we achieve some level of victory again, and whether the time for shouts of triumph and huge celebrations has arrived yet, or is still far off, I can see all too clearly! It’s a serious undertaking for all of us. This is not something that can be achieved without noble character and deep, unwavering loyalty to a higher purpose, which is tragically sleeps right now—but it's not dead either, unless the gods have doomed their world to perish! This task will not end despite centuries of dedicated effort and heroic struggle from all the noble souls among us, and for us, in this "tremendous cheering" century, it would be a great blessing to witness it successfully launched. It must be started, tested with every possible approach; if there’s a wise statesman or person still among us, it certainly must be. We hope to see it begun, whether successfully or not!

In all European countries, especially in England, one class of Captains and commanders of men, recognizable as the beginning of a new real and not imaginary "Aristocracy," has already in some measure developed itself: the Captains of Industry;—happily the class who above all, or at least first of all, are wanted in this time. In the doing of material work, we have already men among us that can command bodies of men. And surely, on the other hand, there is no lack of men needing to be commanded: the sad class of brother-men whom we had to describe as "Hodge's emancipated horses," reduced to roving famine,—this too has in all countries developed itself; and, in fatal geometrical progression, is ever more developing itself, with a rapidity which alarms every one. On this ground, if not on all manner of other grounds, it may be truly said, the "Organization of Labor" (not organizable by the mad methods tried hitherto) is the universal vital Problem of the world.

In all European countries, especially in England, a new class of leaders, the Captains of Industry, has started to emerge, marking the rise of a real, as opposed to an imaginary, "Aristocracy." This is the group that is most needed right now. We already have individuals among us who can lead groups of workers in physical tasks. On the other hand, there is no shortage of people who need leadership: the unfortunate individuals we described as "Hodge's emancipated horses," who are left to wander in poverty—this group has also grown in every country and continues to expand at an alarming rate. Given this situation, it can be accurately stated that the "Organization of Labor" (which cannot be organized through the crazy methods attempted so far) is the critical problem facing the world today.

To bring these hordes of outcast captainless soldiers under due captaincy? This is really the question of questions; on the answer to which turns, among other things, the fate of all Governments, constitutional and other,—the possibility of their continuing to exist, or the impossibility. Captainless, uncommanded, these wretched outcast "soldiers," since they cannot starve, must needs become banditti, street-barricaders,—destroyers of every Government that cannot put them under captains, and send them upon enterprises, and in short render life human to them. Our English plan of Poor Laws, which we once piqued ourselves upon as sovereign, is evidently fast breaking down. Ireland, now admitted into the Idle Workhouse, is rapidly bursting it in pieces. That never was a "human" destiny for any honest son of Adam; nowhere but in England could it have lasted at all; and now, with Ireland sharer in it, and the fulness of time come, it is as good as ended. Alas, yes. Here in Connemara, your crazy Ship of the State, otherwise dreadfully rotten in many of its timbers I believe, has sprung a leak: spite of all hands at the pump, the water is rising; the Ship, I perceive, will founder, if you cannot stop this leak!

To get these groups of outcast, leaderless soldiers under proper leadership? This is really the most important question; the answer to it will determine, among other things, the fate of all Governments, whether constitutional or not— whether they can continue to exist or not. Leaderless and without guidance, these unfortunate outcast "soldiers," since they can't starve, will inevitably turn into bandits, street fighters— destroyers of every Government that cannot put them under leaders, and assign them tasks, effectively making life bearable for them. Our English system of Poor Laws, which we once took pride in as exceptional, is clearly falling apart. Ireland, now being brought into the Idle Workhouse system, is quickly tearing it to shreds. That was never a "human" outcome for any decent person; it could only have lasted in England; and now, with Ireland involved and the time for change here, it's almost over. Alas, yes. Here in Connemara, your unstable Ship of the State, which I suspect is terribly rotten in many areas, has sprung a leak: despite everyone working at the pump, the water is rising; the Ship, I can see, will sink if you can't fix this leak!

To bring these Captainless under due captaincy? The anxious thoughts of all men that do think are turned upon that question; and their efforts, though as yet blindly and to no purpose, under the multifarious impediments and obscurations, all point thitherward. Isolated men, and their vague efforts, cannot do it. Government everywhere is called upon,—in England as loudly as elsewhere,—to give the initiative. A new strange task of these new epochs; which no Government, never so "constitutional," can escape from undertaking. For it is vitally necessary to the existence of Society itself; it must be undertaken, and succeeded in too, or worse will follow,—and, as we already see in Irish Connaught and some other places, will follow soon. To whatever thing still calls itself by the name of Government, were it never so constitutional and impeded by official impossibilities, all men will naturally look for help, and direction what to do, in this extremity. If help or direction is not given; if the thing called Government merely drift and tumble to and fro, no-whither, on the popular vortexes, like some carcass of a drowned ass, constitutionally put "at the top of affairs," popular indignation will infallibly accumulate upon it; one day, the popular lightning, descending forked and horrible from the black air, will annihilate said supreme carcass, and smite it home to its native ooze again!—Your Lordship, this is too true, though irreverently spoken: indeed one knows not how to speak of it; and to me it is infinitely sad and miserable, spoken or not!—Unless perhaps the Voluntary Principle will still help us through? Perhaps this Irish leak, in such a rotten distressed condition of the Ship, with all the crew so anxious about it, will be kind enough to stop of itself?—

To get these leaderless people under proper leadership? Everyone who's thinking is focused on that question, and their efforts, although still aimless and ineffective due to various obstacles and confusion, are all directed toward that goal. Isolated individuals and their unclear attempts can't achieve it. Everywhere, people are demanding that the government step in—just as loudly in England as anywhere else—to take the lead. This is a new, strange challenge for our times; no government, no matter how "constitutional," can avoid taking it on. It's crucial for the survival of society itself; it must be tackled, and it must succeed, or worse consequences will follow—and, as we can already see in Irish Connaught and some other places, those consequences will come soon. All people will naturally look to whatever still calls itself a Government, no matter how constitutional it claims to be or how hindered by official barriers, for help and guidance in this crisis. If no help or direction is provided; if the government simply drifts aimlessly on popular currents like a carcass of a drowned donkey, constitutionally placed "at the top of affairs," popular frustration will surely build against it; one day, a wave of public outrage, striking down like a terrifying lightning bolt from the dark sky, will destroy that top carcass and send it back to the mud from which it came!—Your Lordship, this is unfortunately true, even if said irreverently: indeed, it’s hard to talk about; for me, it’s profoundly sad, whether expressed or not!—Unless perhaps the Voluntary Principle will come to our rescue? Maybe this Irish issue, in such a decayed and troubled state of the Ship, with all the crew so worried about it, will kindly resolve itself?—

Dismiss that hope, your Lordship! Let all real and imaginary Governors of England, at the pass we have arrived at, dismiss forever that fallacious fatal solace to their do-nothingism: of itself, too clearly, the leak will never stop; by human skill and energy it must be stopped, or there is nothing but the sea-bottom for us all! A Chief Governor of England really ought to recognize his situation; to discern that, doing nothing, and merely drifting to and fro, in however constitutional a manner, he is a squanderer of precious moments, moments that perhaps are priceless; a truly alarming Chief Governor. Surely, to a Chief Governor of England, worthy of that high name,—surely to him, as to every living man, in every conceivable situation short of the Kingdom of the Dead—there is something possible; some plan of action other than that of standing mildly, with crossed arms, till he and we—sink? Complex as his situation is, he, of all Governors now extant among these distracted Nations, has, as I compute, by far the greatest possibilities. The Captains, actual or potential, are there, and the million Captainless: and such resources for bringing them together as no other has. To these outcast soldiers of his, unregimented roving banditti for the present, or unworking workhouse prisoners who are almost uglier than banditti; to these floods of Irish Beggars, Able-bodied Paupers, and nomadic Lackalls, now stagnating or roaming everywhere, drowning the face of the world (too truly) into an untenantable swamp and Stygian quagmire, has the Chief Governor of this country no word whatever to say? Nothing but "Rate in aid," "Time will mend it," "Necessary business of the Session;" and "After me the Deluge"? A Chief Governor that can front his Irish difficulty, and steadily contemplate the horoscope of Irish and British Pauperism, and whitherward it is leading him and us, in this humor, must be a—What shall we call such a Chief Governor? Alas, in spite of old use and wont,—little other than a tolerated Solecism, growing daily more intolerable! He decidedly ought to have some word to say on this matter,—to be incessantly occupied in getting something which he could practically say!—Perhaps to the following, or a much finer effect?

Dismiss that hope, Your Lordship! All real and imaginary Governors of England, at this point we've reached, should permanently let go of that misleading comfort in their inaction: the leak won't close by itself; it has to be stopped through human skill and effort, or there's nothing left for us but the ocean floor! A Chief Governor of England should really recognize the situation; to realize that by doing nothing and just aimlessly drifting, no matter how constitutional it seems, he is wasting valuable time—time that might be priceless; he is a truly alarming Chief Governor. Surely, to a Chief Governor of England, deserving of that high title—surely for him, like everyone else, in any conceivable situation short of the Afterlife—there is something he can do; some plan of action beyond just standing around with his arms crossed, waiting for him and us to—sink? Complicated as his situation may be, he has, more than any other current Governor among these troubled Nations, by my estimate, the greatest potential. The Captains, both actual and possible, are there, along with a million leaderless ones: and he has resources for bringing them together that no one else has. To these cast-off soldiers, unorganized wandering bandits for now, or unproductive workhouse prisoners who might be even more unpleasant than bandits; to these floods of Irish Beggars, Able-bodied Paupers, and roaming Unemployed, currently stagnant or wandering everywhere, turning the world into a truly uninhabitable swamp and dark quagmire—does the Chief Governor of this country have nothing to say? Just "Rate in aid," "Time will fix it," "Necessary business of the Session," and "After me, the Deluge"? A Chief Governor who can face his Irish problem and calmly consider the forecast of Irish and British Pauperism, and where it’s taking us, in this mood, must be a—What should we call such a Chief Governor? Unfortunately, despite longstanding tradition—it's little more than a tolerated anomaly, growing increasingly unbearable! He definitely should have something to say on this issue—he should be constantly engaged in finding a practical response!—Perhaps something along the lines of this, or even a much better one?

Speech of the British Prime-Minister to the floods of Irish and other Beggars, the able-bodied Lackalls, nomadic or stationary, and the general assembly, outdoor and indoor, of the Pauper Populations of these Realms.

Speech of the British Prime Minister to the many Irish and other beggars, the able-bodied freeloaders, whether nomadic or settled, and the overall gathering, both outdoor and indoor, of the impoverished populations in these realms.

"Vagrant Lackalls, foolish most of you, criminal many of you, miserable all; the sight of you fills me with astonishment and despair. What to do with you I know not; long have I been meditating, and it is hard to tell. Here are some three millions of you, as I count: so many of you fallen sheer over into the abysses of open Beggary; and, fearful to think, every new unit that falls is loading so much more the chain that drags the others over. On the edge of the precipice hang uncounted millions; increasing, I am told, at the rate of 1200 a day. They hang there on the giddy edge, poor souls, cramping themselves down, holding on with all their strength; but falling, falling one after another; and the chain is getting heavy, so that ever more fall; and who at last will stand? What to do with you? The question, What to do with you? especially since the potato died, is like to break my heart!

"Vagrant Lackalls, most of you are foolish, many of you are criminals, and all of you are miserable; just seeing you fills me with shock and despair. I don’t know what to do with you; I've been thinking about it for a long time, and it's hard to figure out. Here are about three million of you, as I see it: so many of you have fallen straight into the depths of open Beggary; and, sadly, every new person who falls only adds to the weight of the chain that pulls the others down. Thousands more hang on the edge of the cliff; I hear it’s increasing by 1,200 a day. They cling there on the shaky brink, poor souls, squatting down, holding on with all their might; but they're falling, one after another; and the chain is getting heavier, causing even more to fall; and who will be left standing in the end? What should I do with you? The question, What to do with you? especially since the potato plants died, is close to breaking my heart!"

"One thing, after much meditating, I have at last discovered, and now know for some time back: That you cannot be left to roam abroad in this unguided manner, stumbling over the precipices, and loading ever heavier the fatal chain upon those who might be able to stand; that this of locking you up in temporary Idle Workhouses, when you stumble, and subsisting you on Indian meal, till you can sally forth again on fresh roamings, and fresh stumblings, and ultimate descent to the devil;—that this is not the plan; and that it never was, or could out of England have been supposed to be, much as I have prided myself upon it!

"One thing I've figured out after a lot of thinking, and I've known for some time now: You can't just wander around without guidance, tripping over the edge and making things worse for those who might manage to cope; that locking you up in temporary workhouses when you mess up, feeding you on cornmeal until you can go out again and make new mistakes, ultimately leading you down a bad path—this is not the solution; and it never was, nor could it have been expected to be, no matter how much I took pride in it!"

"Vagrant Lackalls, I at last perceive, all this that has been sung and spoken, for a long while, about enfranchisement, emancipation, freedom, suffrage, civil and religious liberty over the world, is little other than sad temporary jargon, brought upon us by a stern necessity,—but now ordered by a sterner to take itself away again a little. Sad temporary jargon, I say: made up of sense and nonsense,—sense in small quantities, and nonsense in very large;—and, if taken for the whole or permanent truth of human things, it is no better than fatal infinite nonsense eternally untrue. All men, I think, will soon have to quit this, to consider this as a thing pretty well achieved; and to look out towards another thing much more needing achievement at the time that now is.

"Vagrant Lackalls, I finally see that everything that’s been talked and written about lately—like enfranchisement, emancipation, freedom, voting rights, and civil and religious liberty across the globe—is mostly just sad temporary chatter, forced upon us by harsh necessity, but now compelled by an even harsher reality to fade away a bit. Sad temporary chatter, I say: a mix of sense and nonsense—some sense in small bits and a lot of nonsense. If we take this as the complete or lasting truth about human existence, it’s nothing more than an endless cycle of nonsense that’s eternally untrue. I believe all of us will soon need to move past this and see it as something that's pretty much been accomplished; instead, we'll have to focus on something that’s much more in need of accomplishment right now."

"All men will have to quit it, I believe. But to you, my indigent friends, the time for quitting it has palpably arrived! To talk of glorious self-government, of suffrages and hustings, and the fight of freedom and such like, is a vain thing in your case. By all human definitions and conceptions of the said fight of freedom, you for your part have lost it, and can fight no more. Glorious self-government is a glory not for you, not for Hodge's emancipated horses, nor you. No; I say, No. You, for your part, have tried it, and failed. Left to walk your own road, the will-o'-wisps beguiled you, your short sight could not descry the pitfalls; the deadly tumult and press has whirled you hither and thither, regardless of your struggles and your shrieks; and here at last you lie; fallen flat into the ditch, drowning there and dying, unless the others that are still standing please to pick you up. The others that still stand have their own difficulties, I can tell you!—But you, by imperfect energy and redundant appetite, by doing too little work and drinking too much beer, you (I bid you observe) have proved that you cannot do it! You lie there plainly in the ditch. And I am to pick you up again, on these mad terms; help you ever again, as with our best heart's-blood, to do what, once for all, the gods have made impossible? To load the fatal chain with your perpetual staggerings and sprawlings; and ever again load it, till we all lie sprawling? My indigent incompetent friends, I will not! Know that, whoever may be 'sons of freedom,' you for your part are not and cannot be such. Not 'free' you, I think, whoever may be free. You palpably are fallen captive,—caitiff, as they once named it:—you do, silently but eloquently, demand, in the name of mercy itself, that some genuine command be taken of you.

"All men will have to stop it, I believe. But for you, my struggling friends, the time to stop has clearly come! Talking about glorious self-government, voting, freedom fights, and similar things is pointless for you. By all human definitions and ideas about said freedom fight, you have lost it and can’t fight anymore. Glorious self-government is not meant for you, nor for Hodge's liberated horses. No; I say, No. You’ve tried it and failed. Left to find your own way, the will-o'-wisps led you astray, and your limited vision couldn’t see the pitfalls; the chaos and crowd have tossed you around, ignoring your struggles and your cries; and here you lie, fallen flat in the ditch, drowning and dying, unless those who are still standing pick you up. The others who still stand have their own challenges, I can tell you!—But you, with your lack of energy and excessive appetite, by doing too little work and drinking too much beer, you (please notice) have shown that you can’t do it! You lie there plainly in the ditch. And I’m supposed to pick you up again, under these crazy terms; help you again with all our heart to do what, once and for all, the gods have made impossible? To load the fatal chain with your constant stumbling and sprawling; and keep loading it, until we all end up sprawling? My struggling incompetent friends, I will not! Know that, no matter who may be 'sons of freedom,' you are not and cannot be one. You are not 'free,' as I see it, whoever may be free. You are clearly fallen captives,—caitiff, as they used to say:—you do, silently but eloquently, demand, in the name of mercy itself, that some genuine control be taken of you."

"Yes, my indigent incompetent friends; some genuine practical command. Such,—if I rightly interpret those mad Chartisms, Repeal Agitations, Red Republics, and other delirious inarticulate howlings and bellowings which all the populations of the world now utter, evidently cries of pain on their and your part,—is the demand which you, Captives, make of all men that are not Captive, but are still Free. Free men,—alas, had you ever any notion who the free men were, who the not-free, the incapable of freedom! The free men, if you could have understood it, they are the wise men; the patient, self-denying, valiant; the Nobles of the World; who can discern the Law of this Universe, what it is, and piously obey it; these, in late sad times, having cast you loose, you are fallen captive to greedy sons of profit-and-loss; to bad and ever to worse; and at length to Beer and the Devil. Algiers, Brazil or Dahomey hold nothing in them so authentically slave as you are, my indigent incompetent friends!

"Yes, my poor, clueless friends; some real practical control. Such—as I interpret those crazy Chartisms, Repeal Agitations, Red Republics, and all the wild, incoherent screams and yells that people everywhere are expressing, clearly cries of pain on your part and theirs—this is the demand you, Captives, make of all those who aren’t Captive but are still Free. Free people—oh, did you ever have any idea who the free people are, who the unfree ones, those incapable of freedom! The free people, if you could have understood, are the wise; the patient, self-disciplined, brave; the Nobles of the World; who can recognize the Law of this Universe, what it is, and dutifully obey it; these, in recent sad times, having set you adrift, you have become captives to greedy profit-driven people; to bad things and increasingly worse; and eventually to Beer and the Devil. Algiers, Brazil, or Dahomey hold nothing so genuinely slave as you are, my poor, clueless friends!"

"Good Heavens, and I have to raise some eight or nine millions annually, six for England itself, and to wreck the morals of my working population beyond all money's worth, to keep the life from going out of you: a small service to you, as I many times bitterly repeat! Alas, yes; before high Heaven I must declare it such. I think the old Spartans, who would have killed you instead, had shown more 'humanity,' more of manhood, than I thus do! More humanity, I say, more of manhood, and of sense for what the dignity of man demands imperatively of you and of me and of us all. We call it charity, beneficence, and other fine names, this brutish Workhouse Scheme of ours; and it is but sluggish heartlessness, and insincerity, and cowardly lowness of soul. Not 'humanity' or manhood, I think; perhaps apehood rather,—paltry imitancy, from the teeth outward, of what our heart never felt nor our understanding ever saw; dim indolent adherence to extraneous and extinct traditions; traditions now really about extinct; not living now to almost any of us, and still haunting with their spectralities and gibbering ghosts (in a truly baleful manner) almost all of us! Making this our struggling 'Twelfth Hour of the Night' inexpressibly hideous!—

"Good heavens, I have to come up with around eight or nine million each year, six million just for England, and destroy the morals of my working population far beyond what it's worth, just to keep your life going: a small favor to you, as I bitterly repeat! Alas, yes; before high heaven, I have to admit it. I think the old Spartans, who would have killed you instead, showed more 'humanity,' more manhood, than I do! More humanity, I say, more manhood, and more awareness of what the dignity of man demands from you, me, and all of us. We call it charity, benevolence, and other nice terms, this brutal workhouse scheme of ours; but it’s just sluggish heartlessness, insincerity, and cowardly lowliness of spirit. Not 'humanity' or manhood, I believe; perhaps more like apehood—cheap imitation, from skin-deep, of what our hearts never felt and our minds never understood; lazy adherence to outdated and dead traditions; traditions that are really on their way out; no longer alive for almost any of us, but still haunting us all with their spectral presence and ghostly whispers (in a truly dreadful way), making our struggle through this 'Twelfth Hour of the Night' unbearably hideous!—

"But as for you, my indigent incompetent friends, I have to repeat with sorrow, but with perfect clearness, what is plainly undeniable, and is even clamorous to get itself admitted, that you are of the nature of slaves,—or if you prefer the word, of nomadic, and now even vagrant and vagabond, servants that can find no master on those terms; which seems to me a much uglier word. Emancipation? You have been 'emancipated' with a vengeance! Foolish souls, I say the whole world cannot emancipate you. Fealty to ignorant Unruliness, to gluttonous sluggish Improvidence, to the Beer-pot and the Devil, who is there that can emancipate a man in that predicament? Not a whole Reform Bill, a whole French Revolution executed for his behoof alone: nothing but God the Maker can emancipate him, by making him anew.

"But as for you, my poor, incompetent friends, I have to sadly but clearly repeat what is undeniably true and is even shouting to be recognized: you are like slaves—or if you’d rather call it, nomadic and now even wandering and homeless servants who can't find a master on those terms; which I think is a much harsher term. Emancipation? You’ve been 'emancipated' all right! Silly people, I say no one in the world can liberate you. Loyalty to ignorance, to lazy excess, to the beer mug and the Devil—who can free a man in such a situation? Not an entire Reform Bill, not a whole French Revolution carried out just for him: only God, the Creator, can free him by making him new.

"To forward which glorious consummation, will it not be well, O indigent friends, that you, fallen flat there, shall henceforth learn to take advice of others as to the methods of standing? Plainly I let you know, and all the world and the worlds know, that I for my part mean it so. Not as glorious unfortunate sons of freedom, but as recognized captives, as unfortunate fallen brothers requiring that I should command you, and if need were, control and compel you, can there henceforth be a relation between us. Ask me not for Indian meal; you shall be compelled to earn it first; know that on other terms I will not give you any. Before Heaven and Earth, and God the Maker of us all, I declare it is a scandal to see such a life kept in you, by the sweat and heart's-blood of your brothers; and that, if we cannot mend it, death were preferable! Go to, we must get out of this—unutterable coil of nonsenses, constitutional, philanthropical, &c., in which (surely without mutual hatred, if with less of 'love' than is supposed) we are all strangling one another! Your want of wants, I say, is that you be commanded in this world, not being able to command yourselves. Know therefore that it shall be so with you. Nomadism, I give you notice, has ended; needful permanency, soldier-like obedience, and the opportunity and the necessity of hard steady labor for your living, have begun. Know that the Idle Workhouse is shut against you henceforth; you cannot enter there at will, nor leave at will; you shall enter a quite other Refuge, under conditions strict as soldiering, and not leave till I have done with you. He that prefers the glorious (or perhaps even the rebellious inglorious) 'career of freedom,' let him prove that he can travel there, and be the master of himself; and right good speed to him. He who has proved that he cannot travel there or be the master of himself,—let him, in the name of all the gods, become a servant, and accept the just rules of servitude!

"To achieve this great goal, wouldn’t it be wise, my struggling friends, for you, who are down and out, to start seeking advice from others on how to get back on your feet? I’m telling you clearly, and the whole world knows, that I intend to have it this way. Not as glorious but unfortunate sons of freedom, but as acknowledged captives, as fallen brothers who need my guidance, and if necessary, my authority, can we begin to relate. Don’t ask me for handouts; you’ll have to earn them first, know that I won’t give you anything otherwise. Before Heaven and Earth, and God who created us all, I declare it’s a disgrace to see you living a life sustained by the hard work and sacrifice of your brothers; if we can’t change this, death would be better! We need to break free from this unbearable mess of nonsense—constitutional, philanthropic, and so on—where we are all choking each other, surely without mutual hatred, but with less 'love' than we think! What you really lack is the need to be guided in this world, since you can’t guide yourselves. So know that this is how it will be for you. The time of wandering is over; now begins the need for stability, disciplined obedience, and the chance and necessity of hard work to earn your living. The Idle Workhouse is closed to you from now on; you cannot go in or out freely; you will enter a very different Refuge, under strict conditions like being a soldier, and you won’t leave until I’m done with you. Those who prefer the glorious—or perhaps even the rebellious, but ultimately unglamorous—'path of freedom,' let them prove they can navigate it and be in control of themselves; I wish them well. But those who can’t manage that, in the name of all the gods, let them become servants and accept the rightful rules of servitude!"

"Arise, enlist in my Irish, my Scotch and English 'Regiments of the New Era,'—which I have been concocting, day and night, during these three Grouse-seasons (taking earnest incessant counsel, with all manner of Industrial Notabilities and men of insight, on the matter), and have now brought to a kind of preparation for incipiency, thank Heaven! Enlist there, ye poor wandering banditti; obey, work, suffer, abstain, as all of us have had to do: so shall you be useful in God's creation, so shall you be helped to gain a manful living for yourselves; not otherwise than so. Industrial Regiments [Here numerous persons, with big wigs many of them, and austere aspect, whom I take to be Professors of the Dismal Science, start up in an agitated vehement manner: but the Premier resolutely beckons them down again]—Regiments not to fight the French or others, who are peaceable enough towards us; but to fight the Bogs and Wildernesses at home and abroad, and to chain the Devils of the Pit which are walking too openly among us.

"Come on, join my Irish, Scotch, and English 'Regiments of the New Era,' which I've been putting together day and night during these past three Grouse seasons (always seeking advice from various Industrial Notables and insightful people on this topic), and I'm finally ready to start, thank God! Join up, you poor wandering outlaws; follow orders, work hard, endure, and refrain from excess, just like the rest of us have had to do: this way, you’ll be able to contribute to God’s creation and earn a decent living for yourselves; there’s no other way. Industrial Regiments [Here, many people, some with large wigs and serious expressions, whom I believe to be Professors of the Dismal Science, stand up in an agitated manner: but the Premier firmly motions for them to sit down again]—Regiments not to fight the French or others, who are generally peaceful towards us; but to tackle the Bogs and Wildernesses both at home and abroad, and to contain the demons that are walking too freely among us."

"Work, for you? Work, surely, is not quite undiscoverable in an Earth so wide as ours, if we will take the right methods for it! Indigent friends, we will adopt this new relation (which is old as the world); this will lead us towards such. Rigorous conditions, not to be violated on either side, lie in this relation; conditions planted there by God Himself; which woe will betide us if we do not discover, gradually more and more discover, and conform to! Industrial Colonels, Workmasters, Task-masters, Life-commanders, equitable as Rhadamanthus and inflexible as he: such, I perceive, you do need; and such, you being once put under law as soldiers are, will be discoverable for you. I perceive, with boundless alarm, that I shall have to set about discovering such,—I, since I am at the top of affairs, with all men looking to me. Alas, it is my new task in this New Era; and God knows, I too, little other than a red-tape Talking-machine, and unhappy Bag of Parliamentary Eloquence hitherto, am far behind with it! But street-barricades rise everywhere: the hour of Fate has come. In Connemara there has sprung a leak, since the potato died; Connaught, if it were not for Treasury-grants and rates-in-aid, would have to recur to Cannibalism even now, and Human Society would cease to pretend that it existed there. Done this thing must be. Alas, I perceive that if I cannot do it, then surely I shall die, and perhaps shall not have Christian burial! But I already raise near upon Ten Millions for feeding you in idleness, my nomadic friends; work, under due regulations, I really might try to get of—[Here arises indescribable uproar, no longer repressible, from all manner of Economists, Emancipationists, Constitutionalists, and miscellaneous Professors of the Dismal Science, pretty numerously scattered about; and cries of "Private enterprise," "Rights of Capital," "Voluntary Principle," "Doctrines of the British Constitution," swollen by the general assenting hum of all the world, quite drown the Chief Minister for a while. He, with invincible resolution, persists; obtains hearing again:]

"Work, for you? Work, of course, is not impossible to find in a world as large as ours, if we go about it the right way! Friends in need, let’s embrace this new connection (which is as old as time); it will guide us toward it. There are strict conditions, which must not be ignored by either side, conditions put in place by God Himself; woe will come to us if we do not uncover, gradually more and more uncover, and adhere to them! You need Industrial Colonels, Workmasters, Taskmasters, Life-commanders, fair as Rhadamanthus and just as unyielding: such figures, I see, are what you need; and once you are bound by rules like soldiers, they will be discoverable for you. I am alarmed to realize that I must start finding such figures myself, since I am at the forefront of these matters, with everyone looking to me. Alas, it is now my duty in this New Era; and God knows, I, who have been little more than a red-tape Talking-machine and an unhappy Bag of Parliamentary Eloquence until now, am way behind on this! But street barricades are going up everywhere: the hour of Destiny has come. In Connemara, a crisis has arisen since the potato crop failed; Connaught, without Treasury grants and aid, would have to resort to cannibalism even now, and Human Society would stop pretending it exists there. This must be done. Alas, I see that if I can't do it, then I will surely die, and perhaps won't even get a Christian burial! But I am already raising almost Ten Million to feed you while you are idle, my nomadic friends; under the right regulations, I could really try to get you some work—[Here arises indescribable uproar, no longer containable, from all sorts of Economists, Emancipationists, Constitutionalists, and various Professors of the Dismal Science, scattered about in large numbers; and cries of "Private enterprise," "Rights of Capital," "Voluntary Principle," "Doctrines of the British Constitution," swell from the general agreement of all the world, drowning out the Chief Minister for a time. He, with unyielding determination, presses on; regains the chance to be heard:]

"Respectable Professors of the Dismal Science, soft you a little. Alas, I know what you would say. For my sins, I have read much in those inimitable volumes of yours,—really I should think, some barrowfuls of them in my time,—and, in these last forty years of theory and practice, have pretty well seized what of Divine Message you were sent with to me. Perhaps as small a message, give me leave to say, as ever there was such a noise made about before. Trust me, I have not forgotten it, shall never forget it. Those Laws of the Shop-till are indisputable to me; and practically useful in certain departments of the Universe, as the multiplication-table itself. Once I even tried to sail through the Immensities with them, and to front the big coming Eternities with them; but I found it would not do. As the Supreme Rule of Statesmanship, or Government of Men,—since this Universe is not wholly a Shop,—no. You rejoice in my improved tariffs, free-trade movements and the like, on every hand; for which be thankful, and even sing litanies if you choose. But here at last, in the Idle-Workhouse movement,—unexampled yet on Earth or in the waters under the Earth,—I am fairly brought to a stand; and have had to make reflections, of the most alarming, and indeed awful, and as it were religious nature! Professors of the Dismal Science, I perceive that the length of your tether is now pretty well run; and that I must request you to talk a little lower in future. By the side of the shop-till,—see, your small 'Law of God' is hung up, along with the multiplication-table itself. But beyond and above the shop-till, allow me to say, you shall as good as hold your peace. Respectable Professors, I perceive it is not now the Gigantic Hucksters, but it is the Immortal Gods, yes they, in their terror and their beauty, in their wrath and their beneficence, that are coming into play in the affairs of this world! Soft you a little. Do not you interrupt me, but try to understand and help me!—

"Respected Professors of Economics, hold on for a moment. I know what you're about to say. I've read a lot of your unmatched works—honestly, I've probably gone through tons of them over the years—and in these last forty years of theory and practice, I've pretty much grasped the Divine Message you were meant to share with me. Maybe it’s a less significant message than all the fuss suggests. Believe me, I haven't forgotten it, and I never will. Those Laws of Supply and Demand are undeniable to me; they're as practically useful in certain areas of life as the multiplication table. There was even a time when I tried to navigate the vastness of existence with those principles and confront the future with them; but I realized that wouldn't work. As the ultimate guiding principle of leadership or governance—since the Universe isn't just a marketplace—no. You may celebrate my better tariffs, free trade policies, and so on; for this, be grateful, and feel free to sing praises if you like. But here I stand, facing the Idle-Workhouse movement—something unprecedented on this Earth or in the waters beneath it—and it has forced me to reflect deeply, with alarming, and indeed serious, even religious implications! Professors of Economics, I see that your influence is waning; and I must ask you to tone it down in the future. Next to the marketplace, look, your little 'Law of God' hangs there, right alongside the multiplication table. But beyond and above the marketplace, I suggest you better keep quiet. Respected Professors, I see it's not the Big Merchants anymore, but the Immortal Gods—yes, they—coming into play in the affairs of this world, with their awe and their splendor, their anger and their grace! Hold on for a moment. Don’t interrupt me; instead, try to understand and help me!"

—"Work, was I saying? My indigent unguided friends, I should think some work might be discoverable for you. Enlist, stand drill; become, from a nomadic Banditti of Idleness, Soldiers of Industry! I will lead you to the Irish Bogs, to the vacant desolations of Connaught now falling into Cannibalism, to mistilled Connaught, to ditto Munster, Leinster, Ulster, I will lead you: to the English fox-covers, furze-grown Commons, New Forests, Salisbury Plains: likewise to the Scotch Hill-sides, and bare rushy slopes, which as yet feed only sheep,—moist uplands, thousands of square miles in extent, which are destined yet to grow green crops, and fresh butter and milk and beef without limit (wherein no 'Foreigner can compete with us'), were the Glasgow sewers once opened on them, and you with your Colonels carried thither. In the Three Kingdoms, or in the Forty Colonies, depend upon it, you shall be led to your work!

—"Work, was I saying? My struggling, directionless friends, I believe some work might be out there for you. Join up, stand in formation; transform, from a wandering group of idlers, into hardworking citizens! I will take you to the Irish bogs, to the empty desolation of Connaught now descending into chaos, to poorly managed Connaught, as well as Munster, Leinster, and Ulster. I will guide you: to the English fox covers, gorse-covered commons, New Forests, and Salisbury Plains; also to the Scottish hills and bare, rushy slopes that currently only support sheep,—moist uplands, thousands of square miles, that are destined to grow green crops, fresh butter, milk, and unlimited beef (where no ‘foreigner can compete with us’), if the Glasgow sewers were once opened on them, and you and your Colonels took them there. In the Three Kingdoms or in the Forty Colonies, trust me, you will be shown your work!

"To each of you I will then say: Here is work for you; strike into it with manlike, soldier-like obedience and heartiness, according to the methods here prescribed,—wages follow for you without difficulty; all manner of just remuneration, and at length emancipation itself follows. Refuse to strike into it; shirk the heavy labor, disobey the rules,—I will admonish and endeavor to incite you; if in vain, I will flog you; if still in vain, I will at last shoot you,—and make God's Earth, and the forlorn-hope in God's Battle, free of you. Understand it, I advise you! The Organization of Labor"—[Left speaking, says our reporter.]

"To each of you, I say: Here’s work for you; dive into it with commitment, like a soldier, following the methods outlined here—your pay will come without trouble; all kinds of fair compensation, and eventually freedom itself will come. If you refuse to participate; avoid the hard work, or disobey the guidelines—I’ll try to encourage you; if that fails, I’ll punish you; if that still doesn’t work, I’ll ultimately eliminate you—and clear God’s Earth, and the desperate efforts in God’s Battle, of you. Get this, I advise you! The Organization of Labor"—[Left speaking, says our reporter.]

"Left speaking:" alas, that he should have to "speak" so much! There are things that should be done, not spoken; that till the doing of them is begun, cannot well be spoken. He may have to "speak" seven years yet, before a spade be struck into the Bog of Allen; and then perhaps it will be too late!—

"Left speaking:" unfortunately, that he has to "talk" so much! There are things that should be done, not discussed; until they are started, they can't really be talked about. He might have to "talk" for another seven years before anyone starts digging in the Bog of Allen; and then it might be too late!—

You perceive, my friends, we have actually got into the "New Era" there has been such prophesying of: here we all are, arrived at last;—and it is by no means the land flowing with milk and honey we were led to expect! Very much the reverse. A terrible new country this: no neighbors in it yet, that I can see, but irrational flabby monsters (philanthropic and other) of the giant species; hyenas, laughing hyenas, predatory wolves; probably devils, blue (or perhaps blue-and-yellow) devils, as St. Guthlac found in Croyland long ago. A huge untrodden haggard country, the "chaotic battle-field of Frost and Fire;" a country of savage glaciers, granite mountains, of foul jungles, unhewed forests, quaking bogs;—which we shall have our own ados to make arable and habitable, I think! We must stick by it, however;—of all enterprises the impossiblest is that of getting out of it, and shifting into another. To work, then, one and all; hands to work!

You see, my friends, we’ve actually entered the "New Era" that everyone has been talking about: here we are, finally arrived;—and it’s definitely not the promised land of plenty we expected! Quite the opposite. What a terrible new place this is: I see no neighbors, just irrational, flabby giants (philanthropic types and others); laughing hyenas, predatory wolves; probably devils, blue (or maybe blue-and-yellow) devils, like St. Guthlac encountered in Croyland a long time ago. A vast, untamed, grim land, the "chaotic battlefield of Frost and Fire;" a place of savage glaciers, granite mountains, disgusting jungles, uncut forests, and quaking bogs;—which we will have our work cut out to make arable and livable, I think! However, we must stick with it;—the hardest task of all is trying to escape and move to another place. So let’s get to work, everyone; hands on deck!





No. II. MODEL PRISONS. [March 1, 1850.]

The deranged condition of our affairs is a universal topic among men at present; and the heavy miseries pressing, in their rudest shape, on the great dumb inarticulate class, and from this, by a sure law, spreading upwards, in a less palpable but not less certain and perhaps still more fatal shape on all classes to the very highest, are admitted everywhere to be great, increasing and now almost unendurable. How to diminish them,—this is every man's question. For in fact they do imperatively need diminution; and unless they can be diminished, there are many other things that cannot very long continue to exist beside them. A serious question indeed, How to diminish them!

The messed-up state of our affairs is a common topic among people right now; the heavy suffering affecting the large, voiceless class is clear and widespread, and, by a certain logic, it's making its way up to all classes, even the highest, in a less obvious but still serious and possibly more destructive way. Everyone acknowledges that these issues are significant, growing, and nearly unbearable. The big question on everyone's mind is how to lessen them. In reality, they definitely need to be reduced; and if they can't be, there are many other things that won't be able to last for much longer alongside them. It's a serious question: how to reduce them!

Among the articulate classes, as they may be called, there are two ways of proceeding in regard to this. One large body of the intelligent and influential, busied mainly in personal affairs, accepts the social iniquities, or whatever you may call them, and the miseries consequent thereupon; accepts them, admits them to be extremely miserable, pronounces them entirely inevitable, incurable except by Heaven, and eats its pudding with as little thought of them as possible. Not a very noble class of citizens these; not a very hopeful or salutary method of dealing with social iniquities this of theirs, however it may answer in respect to themselves and their personal affairs! But now there is the select small minority, in whom some sentiment of public spirit and human pity still survives, among whom, or not anywhere, the Good Cause may expect to find soldiers and servants: their method of proceeding, in these times, is also very strange. They embark in the "philanthropic movement;" they calculate that the miseries of the world can be cured by bringing the philanthropic movement to bear on them. To universal public misery, and universal neglect of the clearest public duties, let private charity superadd itself: there will thus be some balance restored, and maintained again; thus,—or by what conceivable method? On these terms they, for their part, embark in the sacred cause; resolute to cure a world's woes by rose-water; desperately bent on trying to the uttermost that mild method. It seems not to have struck these good men that no world, or thing here below, ever fell into misery, without having first fallen into folly, into sin against the Supreme Ruler of it, by adopting as a law of conduct what was not a law, but the reverse of one; and that, till its folly, till its sin be cast out of it, there is not the smallest hope of its misery going,—that not for all the charity and rose-water in the world will its misery try to go till then!

Among the educated classes, there are two approaches to this issue. One large group of smart and influential people, mainly focused on their own lives, accepts social injustices, or whatever you want to call them, along with the resulting suffering. They acknowledge these problems as extremely unfortunate, deem them entirely unavoidable, believe they can only be resolved by divine intervention, and go about their lives with as little concern for these issues as possible. They aren't exactly the noblest citizens; their method of dealing with social injustices isn't very hopeful or beneficial, even if it works for them and their personal lives. Then there's a small, select group, where some sense of public spirit and human compassion still exists, among whom, or perhaps nowhere else, the Good Cause might find supporters and advocates. Their approach in these times is also quite peculiar. They get involved in the "philanthropic movement," believing that the world's suffering can be addressed by focusing on this movement. They think that for widespread public suffering and a general lack of responsibility, private charity can make a difference. They believe this will restore and maintain some balance; but how exactly? On these terms, they commit to this noble cause, determined to solve the world's problems with kindness; desperately trying to use this gentle approach to its fullest extent. It seems these well-meaning individuals haven't realized that no situation or being in this world ever fell into suffering without first falling into foolishness, sin against its Supreme Ruler, by following a practice that isn’t a true principle but the opposite; and that until the foolishness and sin are removed, there’s no real hope for the suffering to end—no amount of charity or kindness in the world will make it go away until then!

This is a sad error; all the sadder as it is the error chiefly of the more humane and noble-minded of our generation; among whom, as we said, or elsewhere not at all, the cause of real Reform must expect its servants. At present, and for a long while past, whatsoever young soul awoke in England with some disposition towards generosity and social heroism, or at lowest with some intimation of the beauty of such a disposition,—he, in whom the poor world might have looked for a Reformer, and valiant mender of its foul ways, was almost sure to become a Philanthropist, reforming merely by this rose-water method. To admit that the world's ways are foul, and not the ways of God the Maker, but of Satan the Destroyer, many of them, and that they must be mended or we all die; that if huge misery prevails, huge cowardice, falsity, disloyalty, universal Injustice high and low, have still longer prevailed, and must straightway try to cease prevailing: this is what no visible reformer has yet thought of doing: All so-called "reforms" hitherto are grounded either on openly admitted egoism (cheap bread to the cotton-spinner, voting to those that have no vote, and the like), which does not point towards very celestial developments of the Reform movement; or else upon this of remedying social injustices by indiscriminate contributions of philanthropy, a method surely still more unpromising. Such contributions, being indiscriminate, are but a new injustice; these will never lead to reform, or abolition of injustice, whatever else they lead to!

This is a sad mistake; all the sadder because it mainly comes from the more compassionate and noble-minded people of our generation; among whom, as we mentioned before, the true cause of Reform must rely on for its champions. At present, and for quite some time now, any young person in England who shows a tendency towards generosity and social heroism, or at least a glimpse of the beauty of such characteristics,—this person, who could have been looked to as a Reformer and a courageous fixer of the world's problems, is almost guaranteed to become a Philanthropist, merely reforming through this ineffective, feel-good approach. To acknowledge that the world's ways are corrupt—not the ways of God the Creator, but of Satan the Destroyer—many of them, and that they need fixing or we all perish; that if great misery exists, so does great cowardice, dishonesty, disloyalty, and widespread injustice at all levels, which have thrived for far too long and must be addressed immediately: this is what no visible reformer has actually considered doing. All so-called "reforms" so far are based either on openly acknowledged self-interest (cheap bread for the cotton worker, voting rights for those without a voice, and similar issues), which doesn’t lead to any lofty developments within the Reform movement; or on addressing social injustices through random acts of charity, a method that is certainly even more unlikely to succeed. Such indiscriminate contributions are just another form of injustice; they will never bring about reform or the end of injustice, no matter what else they may accomplish!

Not by that method shall we "get round Cape Horn," by never such unanimity of voting, under the most approved Phantasm Captains! It is miserable to see. Having, as it were, quite lost our way round Cape Horn, and being sorely "admonished" by the Iceberg and other dumb councillors, the pilots,—instead of taking to their sextants, and asking with a seriousness unknown for a long while, What the Laws of wind and water, and of Earth and of Heaven are,—decide that now, in these new circumstances, they will, to the worthy and unworthy, serve out a double allowance of grog. In this way they hope to do it,—by steering on the old wrong tack, and serving out more and more, copiously what little aqua vitae may be still on board! Philanthropy, emancipation, and pity for human calamity is very beautiful; but the deep oblivion of the Law of Right and Wrong; this "indiscriminate mashing up of Right and Wrong into a patent treacle" of the Philanthropic movement, is by no means beautiful; this, on the contrary, is altogether ugly and alarming.

Not by that method will we "get around Cape Horn," no matter how united we are in our voting or which popular captains we follow! It’s pathetic to witness. Having completely lost our way around Cape Horn and being harshly “reminded” by the iceberg and other silent advisors, the pilots—rather than using their sextants and seriously asking, after a long time, what the laws of wind, water, Earth, and Heaven are—decide that now, in these new circumstances, they will serve a double portion of grog to both the deserving and the undeserving. They think this will solve the problem—by continuing on the same wrong path and handing out more and more of whatever little aqua vitae might still be aboard! Philanthropy, freedom, and compassion for human suffering are all commendable; but the complete disregard for the Law of Right and Wrong, this “indiscriminate mixing of Right and Wrong into a sugary mess” of the philanthropic movement, is far from commendable; rather, it’s quite ugly and concerning.

Truly if there be not something inarticulate among us, not yet uttered but pressing towards utterance, which is much wiser than anything we have lately articulated or brought into word or action, our outlooks are rather lamentable. The great majority of the powerful and active-minded, sunk in egoistic scepticisms, busied in chase of lucre, pleasure, and mere vulgar objects, looking with indifference on the world's woes, and passing carelessly by on the other side; and the select minority, of whom better might have been expected, bending all their strength to cure them by methods which can only make bad worse, and in the end render cure hopeless. A blind loquacious pruriency of indiscriminate Philanthropism substituting itself, with much self-laudation, for the silent divinely awful sense of Right and Wrong;—testifying too clearly that here is no longer a divine sense of Right and Wrong; that, in the smoke of this universal, and alas inevitable and indispensable revolutionary fire, and burning up of worn-out rags of which the world is full, our life-atmosphere has (for the time) become one vile London fog, and the eternal loadstars are gone out for us! Gone out;—yet very visible if you can get above the fog; still there in their place, and quite the same as they always were! To whoever does still know of loadstars, the proceedings, which expand themselves daily, of these sublime philanthropic associations, and "universal sluggard-and-scoundrel protection-societies," are a perpetual affliction. With their emancipations and abolition principles, and reigns of brotherhood and new methods of love, they have done great things in the White and in the Black World, during late years; and are preparing for greater.

Honestly, if there's not something deep within us that hasn’t been expressed yet but is pushing to come out—something much wiser than what we’ve recently said or done—then our situation is rather sad. Most of the powerful and active-minded people are caught up in their own self-doubt, focused on chasing money, pleasure, and shallow goals, looking at the suffering in the world with indifference and just walking by. The few among us, who we would expect to do better, are throwing all their efforts into fixing things with solutions that only make them worse, ultimately making true healing impossible. A noisy and careless form of philanthropy is taking the place of the quiet and profound understanding of right and wrong, clearly showing that we’ve lost that divine sense of morality. In the midst of this inevitable and necessary upheaval, as the old ways are discarded, our world feels like a dirty London fog, and our guiding stars have vanished! They’re gone—yet still visible if you can rise above the fog; they remain where they always have been! For anyone who still recognizes those guiding stars, the ongoing activities of these lofty philanthropic organizations and their so-called “universal protection societies” are a constant source of distress. With their ideas of freedom, abolishing principles, and promoting brotherhood and new ways of love, they’ve achieved considerable things in both the White and Black Worlds in recent years, and they are gearing up for even more.

In the interest of human reform, if there is ever to be any reform, and return to prosperity or to the possibility of prospering, it is urgent that the nonsense of all this (and it is mostly nonsense, but not quite) should be sent about its business straightway, and forbidden to deceive the well-meaning souls among us any more. Reform, if we will understand that divine word, cannot begin till then. One day, I do know, this, as is the doom of all nonsense, will be drummed out of the world, with due placard stuck on its back, and the populace flinging dead cats at it: but whether soon or not, is by no means so certain. I rather guess, not at present, not quite soon. Fraternity, in other countries, has gone on, till it found itself unexpectedly manipulating guillotines by its chosen Robespierres, and become a fraternity like Cain's. Much to its amazement! For in fact it is not all nonsense; there is an infinitesimal fraction of sense in it withal; which is so difficult to disengage;—which must be disengaged, and laid hold of, before Fraternity can vanish.

In the interest of human change, if any change is ever to happen, and to return to prosperity or the chance of prospering, it’s essential to immediately dismiss all the nonsense of this situation (and it’s mostly nonsense, but not entirely) and prevent it from misleading the well-meaning people among us any longer. Change, if we understand that divine term, cannot begin until then. One day, I know this, like all nonsense, will be driven out of the world, with a proper sign stuck on its back, and the crowd throwing dead cats at it: but whether that will happen soon is certainly uncertain. I guess, not right now, not quite soon. Fraternity in other countries has continued until it found itself unexpectedly controlling guillotines through its chosen Robespierres, and has turned into a fraternity reminiscent of Cain's. Much to its surprise! For in fact, it’s not all nonsense; there is a tiny bit of sense in it as well; which is so hard to separate;—which must be separated and grasped before Fraternity can disappear.

But to our subject,—the Model Prison, and the strange theory of life now in action there. That, for the present, is my share in the wide adventure of Philanthropism; the world's share, and how and when it is to be liquidated and ended, rests with the Supreme Destinies.

But back to our topic—the Model Prison and the unusual theory of life currently being implemented there. That, for now, is my contribution to the broader journey of philanthropy; the world's contribution, and how and when it will be resolved and concluded, is up to the Supreme Destinies.

Several months ago, some friends took me with them to see one of the London Prisons; a Prison of the exemplary or model kind. An immense circuit of buildings; cut out, girt with a high ring-wall, from the lanes and streets of the quarter, which is a dim and crowded one. Gateway as to a fortified place; then a spacious court, like the square of a city; broad staircases, passages to interior courts; fronts of stately architecture all round. It lodges some thousand or twelve hundred prisoners, besides the officers of the establishment. Surely one of the most perfect buildings, within the compass of London. We looked at the apartments, sleeping-cells, dining-rooms, working-rooms, general courts or special and private: excellent all, the ne-plus-ultra of human care and ingenuity; in my life I never saw so clean a building; probably no Duke in England lives in a mansion of such perfect and thorough cleanness.

A few months ago, some friends invited me to visit one of the London Prisons; a model prison. It was a massive complex of buildings, surrounded by a high wall, set apart from the busy streets of the neighborhood, which was dark and crowded. There was a gateway like a fortress; then a spacious courtyard, resembling a city's square; wide staircases, corridors leading to inner courtyards; facades of impressive architecture all around. It houses around a thousand to twelve hundred inmates, in addition to the staff. It’s surely one of the most impressive buildings in London. We toured the rooms, including sleeping areas, dining halls, work spaces, and both general and private courtyards: all excellent, the pinnacle of human care and creativity; I’ve never seen such a clean building in my life; probably no Duke in England lives in a home as spotless and immaculate as this one.

The bread, the cocoa, soup, meat, all the various sorts of food, in their respective cooking-places, we tasted: found them of excellence superlative. The prisoners sat at work, light work, picking oakum, and the like, in airy apartments with glass roofs, of agreeable temperature and perfect ventilation; silent, or at least conversing only by secret signs: others were out, taking their hour of promenade in clean flagged courts: methodic composure, cleanliness, peace, substantial wholesome comfort reigned everywhere supreme. The women in other apartments, some notable murderesses among them, all in the like state of methodic composure and substantial wholesome comfort, sat sewing: in long ranges of wash-houses, drying-houses and whatever pertains to the getting-up of clean linen, were certain others, with all conceivable mechanical furtherances, not too arduously working. The notable murderesses were, though with great precautions of privacy, pointed out to us; and we were requested not to look openly at them, or seem to notice them at all, as it was found to "cherish their vanity" when visitors looked at them. Schools too were there; intelligent teachers of both sexes, studiously instructing the still ignorant of these thieves.

The bread, cocoa, soup, meat, and various types of food in their cooking areas were all excellent. The prisoners were doing light work, like picking oakum, in airy rooms with glass roofs, comfortable temperatures, and perfect ventilation; they were quiet or communicated only through secret signs. Some were outside, enjoying their hour of walking in clean, paved courtyards. A sense of order, cleanliness, peace, and substantial comfort was everywhere. The women in other rooms, including some notorious murderesses, were also calm and comfortable as they sewed. In long rows of wash-houses, drying areas, and facilities for managing clean laundry, there were others working with all kinds of tools, but not too hard. The notorious murderesses were pointed out to us, though we were asked to be discreet and not look directly at them, as it supposedly "fed their vanity" when visitors did. There were also schools, where knowledgeable teachers of both genders were diligently instructing those still learning among these individuals.

From an inner upper room or gallery, we looked down into a range of private courts, where certain Chartist Notabilities were undergoing their term. Chartist Notability First struck me very much; I had seen him about a year before, by involuntary accident and much to my disgust, magnetizing a silly young person; and had noted well the unlovely voracious look of him, his thick oily skin, his heavy dull-burning eyes, his greedy mouth, the dusky potent insatiable animalism that looked out of every feature of him: a fellow adequate to animal-magnetize most things, I did suppose;—and here was the post I now found him arrived at. Next neighbor to him was Notability Second, a philosophic or literary Chartist; walking rapidly to and fro in his private court, a clean, high-walled place; the world and its cares quite excluded, for some months to come: master of his own time and spiritual resources to, as I supposed, a really enviable extent. What "literary man" to an equal extent! I fancied I, for my own part, so left with paper and ink, and all taxes and botherations shut out from me, could have written such a Book as no reader will here ever get of me. Never, O reader, never here in a mere house with taxes and botherations. Here, alas, one has to snatch one's poor Book, bit by bit, as from a conflagration; and to think and live, comparatively, as if the house were not one's own, but mainly the world's and the devil's. Notability Second might have filled one with envy.

From an upper room or gallery, we looked down into a series of private courtyards, where some notable Chartists were serving their time. The first notable Chartist caught my attention; I had seen him about a year earlier, quite accidentally and to my annoyance, using his charm on a naive young woman. I had taken note of his unattractive, greedy appearance, his thick oily skin, heavy dull eyes, and his insatiable animalistic nature that seemed to show in every feature: a guy who could probably charm anything with his presence; and here he was, at this point in his life. Next to him was the second notable, a philosophical or literary Chartist, pacing back and forth in his private courtyard, a clean, high-walled space; completely isolated from the world and its worries for the next few months: in control of his own time and mental resources to what I assumed was a truly enviable degree. What literary person could ever have that much peace? I thought to myself that if I had similar solitude with just paper and ink, shut off from all obligations and annoyances, I could have produced a book unlike anything you’ll ever see from me. Never, oh reader, never in a mere house with responsibilities and distractions. Here, unfortunately, one has to piece together their poor book, bit by bit, as if escaping a fire; and think and live as if the house belongs not to them, but mainly to the world and its troubles. The second notable could certainly inspire envy.

The Captain of the place, a gentleman of ancient Military or Royal-Navy habits, was one of the most perfect governors; professionally and by nature zealous for cleanliness, punctuality, good order of every kind; a humane heart and yet a strong one; soft of speech and manner, yet with an inflexible rigor of command, so far as his limits went: "iron hand in a velvet glove," as Napoleon defined it. A man of real worth, challenging at once love and respect: the light of those mild bright eyes seemed to permeate the place as with an all-pervading vigilance, and kindly yet victorious illumination; in the soft definite voice it was as if Nature herself were promulgating her orders, gentlest mildest orders, which however, in the end, there would be no disobeying, which in the end there would be no living without fulfilment of. A true "aristos," and commander of men. A man worthy to have commanded and guided forward, in good ways, twelve hundred of the best common-people in London or the world: he was here, for many years past, giving all his care and faculty to command, and guide forward in such ways as there were, twelve hundred of the worst. I looked with considerable admiration on this gentleman; and with considerable astonishment, the reverse of admiration, on the work he had here been set upon.

The Captain of the place, a gentleman with a background in the military or navy, was one of the best leaders. He was naturally and professionally committed to cleanliness, punctuality, and maintaining good order. He had a kind yet strong heart; he spoke softly and had a gentle demeanor, but he commanded with firm authority within his limits: "an iron hand in a velvet glove," as Napoleon put it. He was a man of real value, earning both love and respect. The warm light in his bright eyes seemed to watch over the place with constant care, providing a gentle yet powerful influence. His soft, clear voice sounded as if Nature itself was issuing calm but firm commands that ultimately couldn’t be ignored and were essential to follow. A true nobleman and leader of people. He was someone deserving to lead and uplift twelve hundred of the finest common folks in London or anywhere else. Yet, he spent many years here, giving all his efforts to lead and improve the lives of twelve hundred of the most difficult cases. I looked at this gentleman with great admiration and, in stark contrast, with astonishment at the challenging work he had been given.

This excellent Captain was too old a Commander to complain of anything; indeed he struggled visibly the other way, to find in his own mind that all here was best; but I could sufficiently discern that, in his natural instincts, if not mounting up to the region of his thoughts, there was a continual protest going on against much of it; that nature and all his inarticulate persuasion (however much forbidden to articulate itself) taught him the futility and unfeasibility of the system followed here. The Visiting Magistrates, he gently regretted rather than complained, had lately taken his tread-wheel from him, men were just now pulling it down; and how he was henceforth to enforce discipline on these bad subjects, was much a difficulty with him. "They cared for nothing but the tread-wheel, and for having their rations cut short:" of the two sole penalties, hard work and occasional hunger, there remained now only one, and that by no means the better one, as he thought. The "sympathy" of visitors, too, their "pity" for his interesting scoundrel-subjects, though he tried to like it, was evidently no joy to this practical mind. Pity, yes: but pity for the scoundrel-species? For those who will not have pity on themselves, and will force the Universe and the Laws of Nature to have no "pity on" them? Meseems I could discover fitter objects of pity!

This excellent Captain was too seasoned a Commander to complain about anything; in fact, he visibly struggled to convince himself that everything here was for the best. But I could tell that deep down, even if he didn’t express it, he was constantly protesting against much of it. His instincts were teaching him, despite being forbidden to voice it, that the system in place was pointless and impractical. The Visiting Magistrates, he regretted more than complained, had recently taken away his tread-wheel, and men were just taking it down. He found it quite challenging to figure out how to maintain discipline with these troublesome individuals. "They only care about the tread-wheel and getting their rations cut," he said; of the two punishments—hard work and occasional hunger—only one remained, and he certainly didn’t think it was the better option. The “sympathy” of visitors and their "pity" for his interesting troublemakers, though he tried to appreciate it, clearly brought him no joy. Yes, there was pity, but for the scoundrel type? For those who refuse to care for themselves and make the Universe and the Laws of Nature indifferent to them? I think I could find better objects for pity!

In fact it was too clear, this excellent man had got a field for his faculties which, in several respects, was by no means the suitable one. To drill twelve hundred scoundrels by "the method of kindness," and of abolishing your very tread-wheel,—how could any commander rejoice to have such a work cut out for him? You had but to look in the faces of these twelve hundred, and despair, for most part, of ever "commanding" them at all. Miserable distorted blockheads, the generality; ape-faces, imp-faces, angry dog-faces, heavy sullen ox-faces; degraded underfoot perverse creatures, sons of indocility, greedy mutinous darkness, and in one word, of STUPIDITY, which is the general mother of such. Stupidity intellectual and stupidity moral (for the one always means the other, as you will, with surprise or not, discover if you look) had borne this progeny: base-natured beings, on whom in the course of a maleficent subterranean life of London Scoundrelism, the Genius of Darkness (called Satan, Devil, and other names) had now visibly impressed his seal, and had marked them out as soldiers of Chaos and of him,—appointed to serve in his Regiments, First of the line, Second ditto, and so on in their order. Him, you could perceive, they would serve; but not easily another than him. These were the subjects whom our brave Captain and Prison-Governor was appointed to command, and reclaim to other service, by "the method of love," with a tread-wheel abolished.

Honestly, it was painfully obvious that this excellent man was in a role that wasn't really suitable for his skills. How could any commander feel good about training twelve hundred scoundrels "through kindness" and without the use of a tread-wheel? Just looking at the faces of these twelve hundred made one lose hope of ever really "commanding" them at all. They were mostly miserable, twisted individuals—some had ape-like faces, others looked like little demons, some had angry dog expressions, and many had dull, heavy ox-like features. They were degraded, perverse beings, born from stubbornness and greedy, rebellious ignorance, which can be summed up in one word: STUPIDITY, the root of all this. Both intellectual and moral stupidity (the two are often intertwined, as you’ll soon realize) had produced this unfortunate group: base-natured individuals upon whom the darker forces (known as Satan, the Devil, and other titles) had clearly left their mark, designating them as soldiers of Chaos, meant to serve in his ranks: First of the line, Second of the line, and so on. It was clear they would only follow him, not anyone else. These were the subjects our brave Captain and Prison Governor was tasked with commanding and redirecting to "other" service through "the method of love," all without a tread-wheel.

Hopeless forevermore such a project. These abject, ape, wolf, ox, imp and other diabolic-animal specimens of humanity, who of the very gods could ever have commanded them by love? A collar round the neck, and a cart-whip flourished over the back; these, in a just and steady human hand, were what the gods would have appointed them; and now when, by long misconduct and neglect, they had sworn themselves into the Devil's regiments of the line, and got the seal of Chaos impressed on their visage, it was very doubtful whether even these would be of avail for the unfortunate commander of twelve hundred men! By "love," without hope except of peaceably teasing oakum, or fear except of a temporary loss of dinner, he was to guide these men, and wisely constrain them,—whitherward? No-whither: that was his goal, if you will think well of it; that was a second fundamental falsity in his problem. False in the warp and false in the woof, thought one of us; about as false a problem as any I have seen a good man set upon lately! To guide scoundrels by "love;" that is a false woof, I take it, a method that will not hold together; hardly for the flower of men will love alone do; and for the sediment and scoundrelism of men it has not even a chance to do. And then to guide any class of men, scoundrel or other, No-whither, which was this poor Captain's problem, in this Prison with oakum for its one element of hope or outlook, how can that prosper by "love" or by any conceivable method? That is a warp wholly false. Out of which false warp, or originally false condition to start from, combined and daily woven into by your false woof, or methods of "love" and such like, there arises for our poor Captain the falsest of problems, and for a man of his faculty the unfairest of situations. His problem was, not to command good men to do something, but bad men to do (with superficial disguises) nothing.

Hopeless forever such a project. These pathetic, primitive, and cruel examples of humanity—who could ever inspire love for them, even from the gods? A collar around their necks and a cart-whip cracked over their backs; that’s what the gods would have wanted for them, managed by a just and steady hand. Now, after years of bad behavior and neglect, they’ve sworn themselves into the Devil's ranks and have the mark of Chaos etched on their faces. It’s really doubtful whether even these would help the unfortunate commander of twelve hundred men! By “love,” with no hope except for peacefully picking oakum or fear of a temporary loss of dinner, he was supposed to lead these men wisely—where to? Nowhere. That was his goal, if you can call it that; a second fundamental falsehood in his situation. False in every way, thought one of us; a more misleading problem than I've seen a good man tackle in a long time! To guide wrongdoers with “love;” that’s a false approach, if you ask me, a method that won’t hold up; hardly for the finest men will love alone suffice; and for the dregs and wrongdoers, it has no chance at all. And then to lead any group of men, scoundrels or not, No-whither, which was this poor Captain's dilemma in a Prison where oakum was the only glimmer of hope, how could that succeed with “love” or any conceivable method? That’s an entirely false foundation. From this false starting point, combined and repeatedly tangled into your false methods of “love” and the like, a truly impossible problem emerges for our poor Captain, and for a man of his skills, the most unjust of situations. His challenge was not to command good men to do something, but to compel bad men to do (with superficial appearances) nothing.

On the whole, what a beautiful Establishment here fitted up for the accommodation of the scoundrel-world, male and female! As I said, no Duke in England is, for all rational purposes which a human being can or ought to aim at, lodged, fed, tended, taken care of, with such perfection. Of poor craftsmen that pay rates and taxes from their day's wages, of the dim millions that toil and moil continually under the sun, we know what is the lodging and the tending. Of the Johnsons, Goldsmiths, lodged in their squalid garrets; working often enough amid famine, darkness, tumult, dust and desolation, what work they have to do:—of these as of "spiritual backwoodsmen," understood to be preappointed to such a life, and like the pigs to killing, "quite used to it," I say nothing. But of Dukes, which Duke, I could ask, has cocoa, soup, meat, and food in general made ready, so fit for keeping him in health, in ability to do and to enjoy? Which Duke has a house so thoroughly clean, pure and airy; lives in an element so wholesome, and perfectly adapted to the uses of soul and body as this same, which is provided here for the Devil's regiments of the line? No Duke that I have ever known. Dukes are waited on by deleterious French cooks, by perfunctory grooms of the chambers, and expensive crowds of eye-servants, more imaginary than real: while here, Science, Human Intellect and Beneficence have searched and sat studious, eager to do their very best; they have chosen a real Artist in Governing to see their best, in all details of it, done. Happy regiments of the line, what soldier to any earthly or celestial Power has such a lodging and attendance as you here? No soldier or servant direct or indirect of God or of man, in this England at present. Joy to you, regiments of the line. Your Master, I am told, has his Elect, and professes to be "Prince of the Kingdoms of this World;" and truly I see he has power to do a good turn to those he loves, in England at least. Shall we say, May he, may the Devil give you good of it, ye Elect of Scoundrelism? I will rather pass by, uttering no prayer at all; musing rather in silence on the singular "worship of God," or practical "reverence done to Human Worth" (which is the outcome and essence of all real "worship" whatsoever) among the Posterity of Adam at this day.

Overall, what a beautiful establishment here, designed for the comfort of the scoundrel world, both men and women! As I mentioned, no Duke in England is, for all practical purposes that any human can or should strive for, housed, fed, and cared for with such perfection. We know the situation for poor craftsmen who pay rates and taxes from their daily wages, the countless individuals who labor relentlessly under the sun; we know what their living conditions and care are like. The Johnsons and Goldsmiths, stuck in their filthy attics, often working in hunger, darkness, chaos, dust, and despair—what work do they have to do?—of these, as of "spiritual backwoodsmen," destined for such a life, accustomed to it like pigs to slaughter, I say nothing. But which Duke, I could ask, has cocoa, soup, meat, and food in general prepared so well to keep him healthy and able to enjoy life? Which Duke has a home so incredibly clean, pure, and airy; lives in an environment so wholesome, perfectly suited for the needs of body and soul as this place, provided here for the Devil's regiments of the line? No Duke that I have ever known. Dukes are served by harmful French cooks, indifferent chamber attendants, and expensive entourages that are more fantasy than reality: while here, Science, Human Intellect, and Kindness have diligently and eagerly worked to do their very best; they've brought in a real expert in Governance to ensure every detail is handled well. Happy regiments of the line, what soldier, for any earthly or celestial Authority, has such lodging and care as you have here? No soldier or servant, direct or indirect, of God or man, in this England today. Joy to you, regiments of the line. Your Master, I hear, has his Chosen Ones and claims to be "Prince of the Kingdoms of this World;" and I do see he has the power to do good for those he loves, at least in England. Shall we say, may *he*, may the Devil wish you well, you Chosen Ones of Scoundrelism? I will instead remain silent, without a prayer; pondering quietly on the unique "worship of God," or the practical "respect for Human Worth" (which is the essence of all true "worship") among the descendants of Adam today.

For all round this beautiful Establishment, or Oasis of Purity, intended for the Devil's regiments of the line, lay continents of dingy poor and dirty dwellings, where the unfortunate not yet enlisted into that Force were struggling manifoldly,—in their workshops, in their marble-yards and timber-yards and tan-yards, in their close cellars, cobbler-stalls, hungry garrets, and poor dark trade-shops with red-herrings and tobacco-pipes crossed in the window,—to keep the Devil out-of-doors, and not enlist with him. And it was by a tax on these that the Barracks for the regiments of the line were kept up. Visiting Magistrates, impelled by Exeter Hall, by Able-Editors, and the Philanthropic Movement of the Age, had given orders to that effect. Rates on the poor servant of God and of her Majesty, who still serves both in his way, painfully selling red-herrings; rates on him and his red-herrings to boil right soup for the Devil's declared Elect! Never in my travels, in any age or clime, had I fallen in with such Visiting Magistrates before. Reserved they, I should suppose, for these ultimate or penultimate ages of the world, rich in all prodigies, political, spiritual,—ages surely with such a length of ears as was never paralleled before.

All around this beautiful establishment, or oasis of purity, meant for the devil's army, were vast areas of shabby and dirty housing, where the unfortunate who hadn’t yet joined that force were struggling in many ways—in their workshops, in their marble yards, timber yards, and tanneries, in their cramped cellars, cobbler stalls, hungry garrets, and dark, poor shops with red herrings and tobacco pipes crossed in the window—to keep the devil outside and avoid enlisting with him. And it was through taxing these people that the barracks for the army were maintained. Visiting magistrates, driven by Exeter Hall, influential editors, and the philanthropic movement of the times, had given orders to that effect. Taxes on the poor servant of God and her Majesty, who still serves both in his way by painfully selling red herrings; taxes on him and his red herrings to boil right soup for the devil's declared elect! Never in my travels, in any time or place, had I encountered such visiting magistrates before. I suppose they were reserved for these last or second-to-last ages of the world, abundant in all kinds of wonders, political and spiritual—ages surely with ears that are longer than ever before.

If I had a commonwealth to reform or to govern, certainly it should not be the Devil's regiments of the line that I would first of all concentrate my attention on! With them I should be apt so make rather brief work; to them one would apply the besom, try to sweep them, with some rapidity into the dust-bin, and well out of one's road, I should rather say. Fill your thrashing-floor with docks, ragweeds, mugworths, and ply your flail upon them,—that is not the method to obtain sacks of wheat. Away, you; begone swiftly, ye regiments of the line: in the name of God and of His poor struggling servants, sore put to it to live in these bad days, I mean to rid myself of you with some degree of brevity. To feed you in palaces, to hire captains and schoolmasters and the choicest spiritual and material artificers to expend their industries on you, No, by the Eternal! I have quite other work for that class of artists; Seven-and-twenty Millions of neglected mortals who have not yet quite declared for the Devil. Mark it, my diabolic friends, I mean to lay leather on the backs of you, collars round the necks of you; and will teach you, after the example of the gods, that this world is not your inheritance, or glad to see you in it. You, ye diabolic canaille, what has a Governor much to do with you? You, I think, he will rather swiftly dismiss from his thoughts,—which have the whole celestial and terrestrial for their scope, and not the subterranean of scoundreldom alone. You, I consider, he will sweep pretty rapidly into some Norfolk Island, into some special Convict Colony or remote domestic Moorland, into some stone-walled Silent-System, under hard drill-sergeants, just as Rhadamanthus, and inflexible as he, and there leave you to reap what you have sown; he meanwhile turning his endeavors to the thousand-fold immeasurable interests of men and gods,—dismissing the one extremely contemptible interest of scoundrels; sweeping that into the cesspool, tumbling that over London Bridge, in a very brief manner, if needful! Who are you, ye thriftless sweepings of Creation, that we should forever be pestered with you? Have we no work to do but drilling Devil's regiments of the line?

If I had a community to reform or govern, I definitely wouldn’t focus my attention on the Devil's army first! I’d probably deal with them pretty quickly; I’d sweep them away as fast as I could and get them out of my way. Filling your barn with weeds and useless plants and then trying to get anything useful out of it—that's not the way to get a good harvest. Go away, you regiments of the line. In the name of God and His struggling servants trying to get by in these tough times, I intend to get rid of you quickly. Feeding you in luxury, hiring leaders and teachers and the best workers to spend their time on you? No way! I have far better uses for those skilled people; there are twenty-seven million neglected souls who haven’t completely sold out to the Devil yet. Listen up, my devilish friends, I plan to put you in your place and make you understand that this world is not your home and doesn’t welcome you. You, worthless scum, what does a Governor have to do with you? I think he’ll dismiss you from his mind quickly—his thoughts cover the vast realms of heaven and earth, not just the underworld of scoundrels. I believe he’ll send you off to some remote penal colony or isolated area, locked away under strict enforcement, just like Rhadamanthus, and just as relentless, leaving you to face the consequences of your actions while he focuses on the countless important matters of humanity and divinity, dismissing the utterly insignificant concerns of criminals; tossing that into the waste, throwing it over London Bridge if necessary! Who are you, the useless debris of creation, that we should always have to deal with you? Don’t we have better things to do than to train the Devil’s army?

If I had schoolmasters, my benevolent friend, do you imagine I would set them on teaching a set of unteachables, who as you perceive have already made up their mind that black is white,—that the Devil namely is the advantageous Master to serve in this world? My esteemed Benefactor of Humanity, it shall be far from me. Minds open to that particular conviction are not the material I like to work upon. When once my schoolmasters have gone over all the other classes of society from top to bottom; and have no other soul to try with teaching, all being thoroughly taught,—I will then send them to operate on these regiments of the line: then, and, assure yourself, never till then. The truth is, I am sick of scoundreldom, my esteemed Benefactor; it always was detestable to me; and here where I find it lodged in palaces and waited on by the benevolent of the world, it is more detestable, not to say insufferable to me than ever.

If I had teachers, my kind friend, do you really think I would have them teach a group of people who, as you can see, are already convinced that black is white—that serving the Devil is the best choice in this world? My valued Benefactor of Humanity, that idea is far from me. Minds that are stuck in that belief are not the kind I want to work with. Once my teachers have gone through all the other levels of society, from top to bottom, and have no one left to teach because everyone else is fully educated, only then will I send them to work with these regiments of the line: then, and believe me, only then. The truth is, I am fed up with dishonesty, my valued Benefactor; it has always disgusted me; and here, where I see it residing in palaces and supported by the kind-hearted of the world, it is more repulsive, not to mention unbearable, to me than ever.

Of Beneficence, Benevolence, and the people that come together to talk on platforms and subscribe five pounds, I will say nothing here; indeed there is not room here for the twentieth part of what were to be said of them. The beneficence, benevolence, and sublime virtue which issues in eloquent talk reported in the Newspapers, with the subscription of five pounds, and the feeling that one is a good citizen and ornament to society,—concerning this, there were a great many unexpected remarks to be made; but let this one, for the present occasion, suffice:—

Of kindness, goodwill, and the people who gather to discuss things on platforms and donate five pounds, I'm not going to say much here; there really isn't enough space to cover even a fraction of what could be said about them. The kindness, goodwill, and elevated virtue that result in eloquent discussions reported in the newspapers, along with the donation of five pounds and the sense of being a good citizen and asset to society—there are many surprising comments that could be made about this; but for now, let this one suffice:—

My sublime benevolent friends, don't you perceive, for one thing, that here is a shockingly unfruitful investment for your capital of Benevolence; precisely the worst, indeed, which human ingenuity could select for you? "Laws are unjust, temptations great," &c. &c.: alas, I know it, and mourn for it, and passionately call on all men to help in altering it. But according to every hypothesis as to the law, and the temptations and pressures towards vice, here are the individuals who, of all the society, have yielded to said pressure. These are of the worst substance for enduring pressure! The others yet stand and make resistance to temptation, to the law's injustice; under all the perversities and strangling impediments there are, the rest of the society still keep their feet, and struggle forward, marching under the banner of Cosmos, of God and Human Virtue; these select Few, as I explain to you, are they who have fallen to Chaos, and are sworn into certain regiments of the line. A superior proclivity to Chaos is declared in these, by the very fact of their being here! Of all the generation we live in, these are the worst stuff. These, I say, are the Elixir of the Infatuated among living mortals: if you want the worst investment for your Benevolence, here you accurately have it. O my surprising friends! Nowhere so as here can you be certain that a given quantity of wise teaching bestowed, of benevolent trouble taken, will yield zero, or the net Minimum of return. It is sowing of your wheat upon Irish quagmires; laboriously harrowing it in upon the sand of the seashore. O my astonishing benevolent friends!

My wonderful, caring friends, can’t you see that this is an incredibly unproductive use of your goodwill? It’s honestly the worst choice anyone could make for you. “Laws are unfair, temptations are strong,” and so on; I know this, I feel sad about it, and I passionately urge everyone to help change it. But no matter how we look at the law or the temptations and pressures towards wrongdoing, these are the people who, out of all of society, have given in to that pressure. They are the least capable of handling it! The others are still standing strong and resisting temptation and the law’s unfairness; despite all the corruption and obstacles, the rest of society keeps pushing forward, rallying under the ideals of order, God, and human goodness. These few, as I’m explaining to you, are those who have succumbed to chaos and are now committed to certain destructive paths. Their inclination towards chaos is evident simply by their presence here! Of all the people in our generation, they are the least noble. They represent the worst example of misguided individuals: if you’re looking for the worst way to invest your goodwill, you’ve found it here. Oh, my amazing friends! Nowhere else can you be so sure that your wise teachings and kind efforts will yield nothing, or the absolute minimum in return. It’s like trying to plant wheat in Irish bogs or laboriously trying to plant it on the sand by the sea. Oh, my incredible, caring friends!

Yonder, in those dingy habitations, and shops of red herring and tobacco-pipes, where men have not yet quite declared for the Devil; there, I say, is land: here is mere sea-beach. Thither go with your benevolence, thither to those dingy caverns of the poor; and there instruct and drill and manage, there where some fruit may come from it. And, above all and inclusive of all, cannot you go to those Solemn human Shams, Phantasm Captains, and Supreme Quacks that ride prosperously in every thoroughfare; and with severe benevolence, ask them, What they are doing here? They are the men whom it would behoove you to drill a little, and tie to the halberts in a benevolent manner, if you could! "We cannot," say you? Yes, my friends, to a certain extent you can. By many well-known active methods, and by all manner of passive methods, you can. Strive thitherward, I advise you; thither, with whatever social effort there may lie in you! The well-head and "consecrated" thrice-accursed chief fountain of all those waters of bitterness,—it is they, those Solemn Shams and Supreme Quacks of yours, little as they or you imagine it! Them, with severe benevolence, put a stop to; them send to their Father, far from the sight of the true and just,—if you would ever see a just world here!

Over there, in those rundown homes and shops selling red herring and tobacco pipes, where people haven't fully embraced the darkness yet; there, I say, is territory: here is just the beach. Go with your kindness to those grimy corners where the less fortunate live; go there to teach, train, and help, where it might actually make a difference. And most importantly, can’t you approach those Serious Human Frauds, Pretend Leaders, and Ultimate Fakes that thrive on every street corner; and with tough kindness, ask them, What are you doing here? These are the people you should challenge a little, and hold accountable in a constructive way, if you can! "We can't," you say? Yes, my friends, to some degree you can. Through many active strategies and various passive tactics, you can. Strive in that direction, I urge you; move forward, with whatever collective effort you have! The root and "consecrated" deeply cursed source of all those waters of resentment—it’s them, those Serious Frauds and Ultimate Fakes of yours, though they or you may not realize it! With tough kindness, put a stop to them; send them back to their origin, far from the view of what is true and right—if you ever want to see a fair world here!

What sort of reformers and workers are you, that work only on the rotten material? That never think of meddling with the material while it continues sound; that stress it and strain it with new rates and assessments, till once it has given way and declared itself rotten; whereupon you snatch greedily at it, and say, Now let us try to do some good upon it! You mistake in every way, my friends: the fact is, you fancy yourselves men of virtue, benevolence, what not; and you are not even men of sincerity and honest sense. I grieve to say it; but it is true. Good from you, and your operations, is not to be expected. You may go down!

What kind of reformers and workers are you, that only deal with the bad stuff? You never think about fixing things while they're still good; instead, you push and pull them with new rates and taxes until they break and show their true state. Then you eagerly grab them and say, “Now let’s try to do something good with this!” You’re wrong in so many ways, my friends: you think you’re virtuous and kind, but you aren’t even sincere or sensible. I hate to say it, but it’s the truth. You can’t expect any good from you and your efforts. Go ahead and fail!

<> Howard is a beautiful Philanthropist, eulogized by Burke, and in most men's minds a sort of beatified individual. How glorious, having finished off one's affairs in Bedfordshire, or in fact finding them very dull, inane, and worthy of being quitted and got away from, to set out on a cruise, over the Jails first of Britain; then, finding that answer, over the Jails of the habitable Globe! "A voyage of discovery, a circum-navigation of charity; to collate distresses, to gauge wretchedness, to take the dimensions of human misery:" really it is very fine. Captain Cook's voyage for the Terra Australis, Ross's, Franklin's for the ditto Borealis: men make various cruises and voyages in this world,—for want of money, want of work, and one or the other want,—which are attended with their difficulties too, and do not make the cruiser a demigod. On the whole, I have myself nothing but respect, comparatively speaking, for the dull solid Howard, and his "benevolence," and other impulses that set him cruising; Heaven had grown weary of Jail-fevers, and other the like unjust penalties inflicted upon scoundrels,—for scoundrels too, and even the very Devil, should not have
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than their due;—and Heaven, in its opulence, created a man to make an end of that. Created him; disgusted him with the grocer business; tried him with Calvinism, rural ennui, and sore bereavement in his Bedfordshire retreat;—and, in short, at last got him set to his work, and in a condition to achieve it. For which I am thankful to Heaven; and do also,—with doffed hat, humbly salute John Howard. A practical solid man, if a dull and even dreary; "carries his weighing-scales in his pocket:" when your jailer answers, "The prisoner's allowance of food is so and so; and we observe it sacredly; here, for example, is a ration."—"Hey! A ration this?" and solid John suddenly produces his weighing-scales; weighs it, marks down in his tablets what the actual quantity of it is. That is the art and manner of the man. A man full of English accuracy; English veracity, solidity, simplicity; by whom this universal Jail-commission, not to be paid for in money but far otherwise, is set about, with all the slow energy, the patience, practicality, sedulity and sagacity common to the best English commissioners paid in money and not expressly otherwise.

For it is the glory of England that she has a turn for fidelity in practical work; that sham-workers, though very numerous, are rarer than elsewhere; that a man who undertakes work for you will still, in various provinces of our affairs, do it, instead of merely seeming to do it. John Howard, without pay in money, did this of the Jail-fever, as other Englishmen do work, in a truly workmanlike manner: his distinction was that he did it without money. He had not 500 pounds or 5,000 pounds a year of salary for it; but lived merely on his Bedfordshire estates, and as Snigsby irreverently expresses it, "by chewing his own cud." And, sure enough, if any man might chew the cud of placid reflections, solid Howard, a mournful man otherwise, might at intervals indulge a little in that luxury.—No money-salary had he for his work; he had merely the income of his properties, and what he could derive from within. Is this such a sublime distinction, then? Well, let it pass at its value. There have been benefactors of mankind who had more need of money than he, and got none too. Milton, it is known, did his Paradise Lost at the easy rate of five pounds. Kepler worked out the secret of the Heavenly Motions in a dreadfully painful manner; "going over the calculations sixty times;" and having not only no public money, but no private either; and, in fact, writing almanacs for his bread-and-water, while he did this of the Heavenly Motions; having no Bedfordshire estates; nothing but a pension of 18 pounds (which they would not pay him), the valuable faculty of writing almanacs, and at length the invaluable one of dying, when the Heavenly bodies were vanquished, and battle's conflagration had collapsed into cold dark ashes, and the starvation reached too high a pitch for the poor man.

For it's England's pride that she has a knack for being reliable in practical work; that fake workers, though quite common, are less frequent here than in other places; that a person who takes on a job for you will genuinely do it, rather than just pretending to. John Howard, without receiving any payment, did this with the Jail-fever, like other Englishmen who do their jobs effectively: his unique quality was that he did it without cash. He didn’t have a salary of 500 pounds or 5,000 pounds a year for it; he just relied on his Bedfordshire estates and, as Snigsby irreverently puts it, "by chewing his own cud." And indeed, if there was anyone who could enjoy the luxury of calm thoughts, it was solid Howard, a generally serious man, who might occasionally indulge in that little pleasure. He didn’t get paid for his work; he just had the income from his properties and whatever else he could muster from within. Is this really such a remarkable distinction? Well, let's consider it at face value. There have been people who contributed to humanity who needed money more than he did and didn’t receive any either. It’s well known that Milton wrote his Paradise Lost for a mere five pounds. Kepler unraveled the secret of the Heavenly Motions in a brutally challenging way, "going over the calculations sixty times," having no public funds, no private funds, and literally writing almanacs for his bread and water while working on the Heavenly Motions; he had no Bedfordshire estates, just an 18-pound pension (which they wouldn’t even pay him), the useful skill of writing almanacs, and ultimately the priceless ability to die when the Heavenly bodies were defeated, and the fires of battle had turned cold, while starvation reached a critical point for the poor man.

Howard is not the only benefactor that has worked without money for us; there have been some more,—and will be, I hope! For the Destinies are opulent; and send here and there a man into the world to do work, for which they do not mean to pay him in money. And they smite him beneficently with sore afflictions, and blight his world all into grim frozen ruins round him,—and can make a wandering Exile of their Dante, and not a soft-bedded Podesta of Florence, if they wish to get a Divine Comedy out of him. Nay that rather is their way, when they have worthy work for such a man; they scourge him manifoldly to the due pitch, sometimes nearly of despair, that he may search desperately for his work, and find it; they urge him on still with beneficent stripes when needful, as is constantly the case between whiles; and, in fact, have privately decided to reward him with beneficent death by and by, and not with money at all. O my benevolent friend, I honor Howard very much; but it is on this side idolatry a long way, not to an infinite, but to a decidedly finite extent! And you,—put not the modest noble Howard, a truly modest man, to the blush, by forcing these reflections on us!

Howard isn't the only generous person who has worked for us without pay; there have been others—and I hope there will be more! The fates are abundant and send certain people into the world to do work for which they don't intend to compensate them with money. They may burden him with painful struggles, turning his life into a desolate wasteland around him—making him a wandering exile like Dante instead of a comfortably settled official in Florence if they want to create a Divine Comedy from him. In fact, that’s often their approach when they have meaningful work for someone like him; they push him to his limits, sometimes nearly pushing him to despair, so he will desperately seek out his purpose and find it. They keep nudging him along with their supportive nudges when necessary, which is frequently the case. Ultimately, they've privately decided to reward him with a benevolent death someday, not with money at all. Oh, my kind friend, I hold Howard in high regard; but it's a long way from idolatry, not infinite, but definitely limited! And you—don’t embarrass the humble and genuinely modest Howard by forcing these thoughts on us!

Cholera Doctors, hired to dive into black dens of infection and despair, they, rushing about all day from lane to lane, with their life in their hand, are found to do their function; which is a much more rugged one than Howard's. Or what say we, Cholera Doctors? Ragged losels gathered by beat of drum from the overcrowded streets of cities, and drilled a little and dressed in red, do not they stand fire in an uncensurable manner; and handsomely give their life, if needful, at the rate of a shilling per day? Human virtue, if we went down to the roots of it, is not so rare. The materials of human virtue are everywhere abundant as the light of the sun: raw materials,—O woe, and loss, and scandal thrice and threefold, that they so seldom are elaborated, and built into a result! that they lie yet unelaborated, and stagnant in the souls of wide-spread dreary millions, fermenting, festering; and issue at last as energetic vice instead of strong practical virtue! A Mrs. Manning "dying game,"—alas, is not that the foiled potentiality of a kind of heroine too? Not a heroic Judith, not a mother of the Gracchi now, but a hideous murderess, fit to be the mother of hyenas! To such extent can potentialities be foiled. Education, kingship, command,—where is it, whither has it fled? Woe a thousand times, that this, which is the task of all kings, captains, priests, public speakers, land-owners, book-writers, mill-owners, and persons possessing or pretending to possess authority among mankind,—is left neglected among them all; and instead of it so little done but protocolling, black-or-white surplicing, partridge-shooting, parliamentary eloquence and popular twaddle-literature; with such results as we see!—

Cholera doctors, hired to dive into the dark depths of infection and despair, rush around all day from street to street, risking their lives, fulfilling their duty—a much tougher task than Howard's. What do you think, Cholera doctors? Ragged individuals gathered by the sound of a drum from overcrowded city streets, quickly trained and dressed in red, do they not bravely face danger? They willingly risk their lives, if necessary, for just a shilling a day? Human virtue, when you look closely, isn’t so rare. The raw materials of human virtue are everywhere, as abundant as sunlight: oh, the woe, loss, and scandal that they are so rarely transformed into something meaningful! They remain undeveloped and stagnant in the souls of countless dreary millions, festering and only emerging as energetic vice instead of genuine practical virtue! A Mrs. Manning “dying game”—sadly, isn’t that the lost potential of a different kind of heroine? Not a heroic Judith, nor a mother of the Gracchi now, but a monstrous murderess, more suited to be a mother of hyenas! Such is the extent to which potential can be wasted. Education, leadership, authority—where has it gone? Oh, a thousand times woe that this task, which should belong to all kings, leaders, priests, public speakers, landowners, writers, mill owners, and anyone who holds or claims to hold authority among people, is neglected by them all. Instead, we are left with little more than formalities, black-and-white processions, partridge shooting, political speeches, and shallow popular literature; and the results are evident!

Howard abated the Jail-fever; but it seems to me he has been the innocent cause of a far more distressing fever which rages high just now; what we may call the Benevolent-Platform Fever. Howard is to be regarded as the unlucky fountain of that tumultuous frothy ocean-tide of benevolent sentimentality, "abolition of punishment," all-absorbing "prison-discipline," and general morbid sympathy, instead of hearty hatred, for scoundrels; which is threatening to drown human society as in deluges, and leave, instead of an "edifice of society" fit for the habitation of men, a continent of fetid ooze inhabitable only by mud-gods and creatures that walk upon their belly. Few things more distress a thinking soul at this time.

Howard reduced the Jail-fever; but it seems to me he has unintentionally caused a far more troubling fever that's running rampant right now; what we might call the Benevolent-Platform Fever. Howard should be seen as the unfortunate source of that chaotic, frothy tide of well-meaning sentimentality, "abolition of punishment," all-consuming "prison-discipline," and general unhealthy sympathy, instead of genuine disdain, for wrongdoers; which is threatening to drown human society like a flood, leaving, instead of a "structure of society" suitable for people, a land of putrid muck only fit for mud-gods and belly crawlers. Few things distress a thoughtful person more at this time.

Most sick am I, O friends, of this sugary disastrous jargon of philanthropy, the reign of love, new era of universal brotherhood, and not Paradise to the Well-deserving but Paradise to All-and-sundry, which possesses the benighted minds of men and women in our day. My friends, I think you are much mistaken about Paradise! "No Paradise for anybody: he that cannot do without Paradise, go his ways:" suppose you tried that for a while! I reckon that the safer version. Unhappy sugary brethren, this is all untrue, this other; contrary to the fact; not a tatter of it will hang together in the wind and weather of fact. In brotherhood with the base and foolish I, for one, do not mean to live. Not in brotherhood with them was life hitherto worth much to me; in pity, in hope not yet quite swallowed of disgust,—otherwise in enmity that must last through eternity, in unappeasable aversion shall I have to live with these! Brotherhood? No, be the thought far from me. They are Adam's children,—alas yes, I well remember that, and never shall forget it; hence this rage and sorrow. But they have gone over to the dragons; they have quitted the Father's house, and set up with the Old Serpent: till they return, how can they be brothers? They are enemies, deadly to themselves and to me and to you, till then; till then, while hope yet lasts, I will treat them as brothers fallen insane;—when hope has ended, with tears grown sacred and wrath grown sacred, I will cut them off in the name of God! It is at my peril if I do not. With the servant of Satan I dare not continue in partnership. Him I must put away, resolutely and forever; "lest," as it is written, "I become partaker of his plagues."

I'm really fed up, friends, with this overly sweet and disastrous language about philanthropy, the reign of love, a new era of universal brotherhood, and not just a paradise for the deserving but a paradise for everyone, which overwhelms the confused minds of people today. My friends, I think you're seriously mistaken about paradise! "No paradise for anyone: if you can't live without paradise, then just go your own way." Why not try that for a bit? I think that's the safer option. Poor sweet siblings, this is all false, everything else is a lie; none of it will hold up against the harsh realities of life. I refuse to live in brotherhood with the low and foolish. It hasn't been worthwhile to me in the past; I feel pity, and a hope that isn't completely eaten away by disgust—otherwise, I'll have to endure an eternal enmity, a relentless aversion to these people! Brotherhood? No, let that thought be far from me. They are Adam's children—yes, I remember that well and will never forget it, which is why I feel this rage and sorrow. But they've gone over to the dark side; they have left the Father's house and partnered with the Old Serpent: until they return, how can they be brothers? They are enemies, harmful to themselves and to me and to you, until then; until then, while there's still hope, I will treat them as brothers who have lost their minds; when hope is gone, with tears that have become sacred and anger that has become sacred, I will cut them off in the name of God! It's at my own risk if I don't. I cannot continue in partnership with the servant of Satan. I must cast him away, firmly and forever; "lest," as it is written, "I become partaker of his plagues."

Beautiful Black Peasantry, who have fallen idle and have got the Devil at your elbow; interesting White Felonry, who are not idle, but have enlisted into the Devil's regiments of the line,—know that my benevolence for you is comparatively trifling! What I have of that divine feeling is due to others, not to you. A "universal Sluggard-and-Scoundrel Protection Society" is not the one I mean to institute in these times, where so much wants protection, and is sinking to sad issues for want of it! The scoundrel needs no protection. The scoundrel that will hasten to the gallows, why not rather clear the way for him! Better he reach his goal and outgate by the natural proclivity, than be so expensively dammed up and detained, poisoning everything as he stagnates and meanders along, to arrive at last a hundred times fouler, and swollen a hundred times bigger! Benevolent men should reflect on this.—And you Quashee, my pumpkin,—(not a bad fellow either, this poor Quashee, when tolerably guided!)—idle Quashee, I say you must get the Devil sent away from your elbow, my poor dark friend! In this world there will be no existence for you otherwise. No, not as the brother of your folly will I live beside you. Please to withdraw out of my way, if I am not to contradict your folly, and amend it, and put it in the stocks if it will not amend. By the Eternal Maker, it is on that footing alone that you and I can live together! And if you had respectable traditions dated from beyond Magna Charta, or from beyond the Deluge, to the contrary, and written sheepskins that would thatch the face of the world,—behold I, for one individual, do not believe said respectable traditions, nor regard said written sheepskins except as things which you, till you grow wiser, will believe. Adieu, Quashee; I will wish you better guidance than you have had of late.

Beautiful Black Peasantry, who have become lazy and have the Devil at your side; interesting White Felonry, who are not idle, but have enlisted in the Devil's army—know that my kindness for you is pretty minimal! What I have of that noble feeling is actually for others, not for you. A "universal Sluggard-and-Scoundrel Protection Society" is not what I intend to create in these times, when so much needs protection and is headed towards a sad fate without it! The scoundrel doesn’t need protection. The scoundrel who rushes to the gallows—why not just let him go? It’s better for him to reach his destination naturally than be stuck up and held back at a high cost, polluting everything as he stagnates and wanders, only to arrive much more corrupted and many times larger! Kind-hearted people should think about this. And you Quashee, my friend—(not a bad guy either, this poor Quashee, when he’s guided properly!)—lazy Quashee, I’m telling you, you have to get the Devil sent away from your side, my poor dark friend! You won’t survive in this world otherwise. No, I won’t live next to you as the brother of your foolishness. Please step out of my way, if I’m not supposed to challenge your foolishness, fix it, and put it in stocks if it won’t change. By the Eternal Creator, it’s only on those terms that you and I can coexist! And even if you had respectable traditions from before Magna Carta, or from before the Flood, along with ancient documents that could cover the earth—know this, I, for one, do not believe those traditions, nor view those documents as anything but things that you will believe until you become wiser. Goodbye, Quashee; I hope for better guidance for you than what you’ve had lately.

On the whole, what a reflection is it that we cannot bestow on an unworthy man any particle of our benevolence, our patronage, or whatever resource is ours,—without withdrawing it, it and all that will grow of it, from one worthy, to whom it of right belongs! We cannot, I say; impossible; it is the eternal law of things. Incompetent Duncan M'Pastehorn, the hapless incompetent mortal to whom I give the cobbling of my boots,—and cannot find in my heart to refuse it, the poor drunken wretch having a wife and ten children; he withdraws the job from sober, plainly competent, and meritorious Mr. Sparrowbill, generally short of work too; discourages Sparrowbill; teaches him that he too may as well drink and loiter and bungle; that this is not a scene for merit and demerit at all, but for dupery, and whining flattery, and incompetent cobbling of every description;—clearly tending to the ruin of poor Sparrowbill! What harm had Sparrowbill done me that I should so help to ruin him? And I couldn't save the insalvable M'Pastehorn; I merely yielded him, for insufficient work, here and there a half-crown,—which he oftenest drank. And now Sparrowbill also is drinking!

Overall, what a sad truth it is that we can't give any part of our kindness, support, or whatever resources we have to an unworthy person without taking it away from someone deserving, to whom it rightfully belongs! We can't, I say; it's impossible; it's the eternal law of nature. Incompetent Duncan M'Pastehorn, the unfortunate loser to whom I give the job of repairing my boots—and I can't bring myself to refuse him, the poor drunk having a wife and ten kids—he takes away the work from sober, clearly skilled, and deserving Mr. Sparrowbill, who is usually low on jobs too; he discourages Sparrowbill; shows him that he might as well drink, waste time, and do a bad job; that this is not a place for skill and merit at all, but for trickery, whining flattery, and incompetent work of all kinds;—a situation clearly leading to the downfall of poor Sparrowbill! What wrong has Sparrowbill done to me that I should contribute to his ruin? And I couldn't save the hopeless M'Pastehorn; I merely gave him, for inadequate work, now and then a half-crown,—which he mostly drank. And now Sparrowbill is drinking too!

Justice, Justice: woe betides us everywhere when, for this reason or for that, we fail to do justice! No beneficence, benevolence, or other virtuous contribution will make good the want. And in what a rate of terrible geometrical progression, far beyond our poor computation, any act of Injustice once done by us grows; rooting itself ever anew, spreading ever anew, like a banyan-tree,—blasting all life under it, for it is a poison-tree! There is but one thing needed for the world; but that one is indispensable. Justice, Justice, in the name of Heaven; give us Justice, and we live; give us only counterfeits of it, or succedanea for it, and we die!

Justice, Justice: we face disaster everywhere when, for one reason or another, we fail to act justly! No acts of kindness, goodwill, or any other virtuous effort can make up for that absence. And just how quickly an act of injustice we've committed multiplies is beyond our poor understanding; it takes root again and again, spreading endlessly like a banyan tree—destroying all life beneath it, for it is a tree of poison! There’s only one thing the world truly needs; that one thing is essential. Justice, Justice, for the sake of Heaven; give us Justice, and we will thrive; give us only imitations or substitutes, and we will perish!

Oh, this universal syllabub of philanthropic twaddle! My friend, it is very sad, now when Christianity is as good as extinct in all hearts, to meet this ghastly-Phantasm of Christianity parading through almost all. "I will clean your foul thoroughfares, and make your Devil's-cloaca of a world into a garden of Heaven," jabbers this Phantasm, itself a phosphorescence and unclean! The worst, it is written, comes from corruption of the best:—Semitic forms now lying putrescent, dead and still unburied, this phosphorescence rises. I say sometimes, such a blockhead Idol, and miserable White Mumbo-jumbo, fashioned out of deciduous sticks and cast clothes, out of extinct cants and modern sentimentalisms, as that which they sing litanies to at Exeter Hall and extensively elsewhere, was perhaps never set up by human folly before. Unhappy creatures, that is not the Maker of the Universe, not that, look one moment at the Universe, and see! That is a paltry Phantasm, engendered in your own sick brain; whoever follows that as a Reality will fall into the ditch.

Oh, this universal mess of charitable nonsense! My friend, it’s quite sad, especially now that Christianity is almost dead in everyone’s hearts, to see this ghastly illusion of Christianity parading around everywhere. “I will clean your filthy streets and turn your hellish world into a heavenly garden,” babbles this illusion, which itself is nothing but a glow and unclean! It is said that the worst comes from the corruption of the best:—Semitic forms now decaying, dead and still unburied, this glow rises. Sometimes I think, what a ridiculous idol, and pathetic White mumbo-jumbo, made from fallen branches and discarded clothing, from outdated phrases and modern sentimentalities, that they chant praises to at Exeter Hall and widely elsewhere, was perhaps never created by human foolishness before. Poor souls, that is not the Creator of the Universe, not that; look at the Universe for just a moment, and see! That is a petty illusion, born in your own sick mind; anyone who follows that as reality will end up in a ditch.

Reform, reform, all men see and feel, is imperatively needed. Reform must either be got, and speedily, or else we die: and nearly all the men that speak, instruct us, saying, "Have you quite done your interesting Negroes in the Sugar Islands? Rush to the Jails, then, O ye reformers; snatch up the interesting scoundrel-population there, to them be nursing-fathers and nursing-mothers. And oh, wash, and dress, and teach, and recover to the service of Heaven these poor lost souls: so, we assure you, will society attain the needful reform, and life be still possible in this world." Thus sing the oracles everywhere; nearly all the men that speak, though we doubt not, there are, as usual, immense majorities consciously or unconsciously wiser who hold their tongue. But except this of whitewashing the scoundrel-population, one sees little "reform" going on. There is perhaps some endeavor to do a little scavengering; and, as the all-including point, to cheapen the terrible cost of Government: but neither of these enterprises makes progress, owing to impediments.

Reform, reform—everyone sees and feels that it's urgently needed. We either need to get it quickly or we’re doomed. Almost everyone who speaks tells us, "Have you finished with your fascinating stories about the people in the Sugar Islands? Hurry to the jails, you reformers; rescue the interesting criminal population there and care for them like parents. And please, clean them up, educate them, and help bring these lost souls back to a life of service to God: this is how society will achieve the necessary reform, and life will remain possible in this world." This is the message repeated everywhere; almost everyone who speaks conveys this, although we know there are, as always, vast numbers of people, either consciously or unconsciously wiser, who keep silent. But aside from this idea of covering up the issues with the criminal population, we see little actual "reform" happening. There may be some efforts to tidy things up a bit; and, as a main point, to reduce the exorbitant cost of government, but neither of these efforts is making headway due to various obstacles.

"Whitewash your scoundrel-population; sweep out your abominable gutters (if not in the name of God, ye brutish slatterns, then in the name of Cholera and the Royal College of Surgeons): do these two things;—and observe, much cheaper if you please!"—Well, here surely is an Evangel of Freedom, and real Program of a new Era. What surliest misanthrope would not find this world lovely, were these things done: scoundrels whitewashed; some degree of scavengering upon the gutters; and at a cheap rate, thirdly? That surely is an occasion on which, if ever on any, the Genius of Reform may pipe all hands!—Poor old Genius of Reform; bedrid this good while; with little but broken ballot-boxes, and tattered stripes of Benthamee Constitutions lying round him; and on the walls mere shadows of clothing-colonels, rates-in-aid, poor-law unions, defunct potato and the Irish difficulty,—he does not seem long for this world, piping to that effect?

"Clean up your scoundrel population; clear out your disgusting gutters (if not for the sake of God, you filthy slobs, then for Cholera and the Royal College of Surgeons): do these two things;—and notice, it’s much cheaper if you do!"—Well, here surely is a message of Freedom and a real plan for a new Era. What grumpy misanthrope wouldn’t find this world beautiful if these things were done: scoundrels cleaned up; some level of cleanup in the gutters; and at a low cost, too? That must surely be a moment when, if ever, the Spirit of Reform could rally everyone!—Poor old Spirit of Reform; bedridden for quite a while now; surrounded by nothing but broken ballot boxes, and tattered pieces of Benthamee Constitutions scattered around him; and on the walls mere shadows of clothing-colonels, aid rates, poor-law unions, the defunct potato issue, and the Irish trouble,—he doesn’t seem like he’ll last much longer, calling for that change?

Not the least disgusting feature of this Gospel according to the Platform is its reference to religion, and even to the Christian Religion, as an authority and mandate for what it does. Christian Religion? Does the Christian or any religion prescribe love of scoundrels, then? I hope it prescribes a healthy hatred of scoundrels;—otherwise what am I, in Heaven's name, to make of it? Me, for one, it will not serve as a religion on those strange terms. Just hatred of scoundrels, I say; fixed, irreconcilable, inexorable enmity to the enemies of God: this, and not love for them, and incessant whitewashing, and dressing and cockering of them, must, if you look into it, be the backbone of any human religion whatsoever. Christian Religion! In what words can I address you, ye unfortunates, sunk in the slushy ooze till the worship of mud-serpents, and unutterable Pythons and poisonous slimy monstrosities, seems to you the worship of God? This is the rotten carcass of Christianity; this mal-odorous phosphorescence of post-mortem sentimentalism. O Heavens, from the Christianity of Oliver Cromwell, wrestling in grim fight with Satan and his incarnate Blackguardisms, Hypocrisies, Injustices, and legion of human and infernal angels, to that of eloquent Mr. Hesperus Fiddlestring denouncing capital punishments, and inculcating the benevolence on platforms, what a road have we travelled!

Not the least disgusting feature of this Gospel according to the Platform is its reference to religion, and even to the Christian Religion, as an authority and mandate for what it does. Christian Religion? Does the Christian or any religion advocate loving scoundrels? I hope it promotes a healthy hatred of scoundrels; otherwise, what am I, in Heaven's name, supposed to think of it? It won't serve as a religion for me on those strange terms. Just hatred of scoundrels, I say; fixed, irreconcilable, inexorable enmity toward the enemies of God: this, and not love for them, and constant whitewashing, and coddling of them, must, if you look closely, be the backbone of any human religion whatsoever. Christian Religion! In what words can I address you, you unfortunates, sunk in the slushy ooze until the worship of mud-serpents, and unutterable Pythons and poisonous slimy monstrosities, seems to you the worship of God? This is the rotten carcass of Christianity; this foul-smelling phosphorescence of post-mortem sentimentalism. O Heavens, from the Christianity of Oliver Cromwell, wrestling in grim battle with Satan and his incarnate scoundrels, Hypocrisies, Injustices, and a legion of human and infernal angels, to that of eloquent Mr. Hesperus Fiddlestring denouncing capital punishments and promoting kindness on platforms, what a road have we traveled!

A foolish stump-orator, perorating on his platform mere benevolences, seems a pleasant object to many persons; a harmless or insignificant one to almost all. Look at him, however; scan him till you discern the nature of him, he is not pleasant, but ugly and perilous. That beautiful speech of his takes captive every long ear, and kindles into quasi-sacred enthusiasm the minds of not a few; but it is quite in the teeth of the everlasting facts of this Universe, and will come only to mischief for every party concerned. Consider that little spouting wretch. Within the paltry skin of him, it is too probable, he holds few human virtues, beyond those essential for digesting victual: envious, cowardly, vain, splenetic hungry soul; what heroism, in word or thought or action, will you ever get from the like of him? He, in his necessity, has taken into the benevolent line; warms the cold vacuity of his inner man to some extent, in a comfortable manner, not by silently doing some virtue of his own, but by fiercely recommending hearsay pseudo-virtues and respectable benevolences to other people. Do you call that a good trade? Long-eared fellow-creatures, more or less resembling himself, answer, "Hear, hear! Live Fiddlestring forever!" Wherefrom follow Abolition Congresses, Odes to the Gallows;—perhaps some dirty little Bill, getting itself debated next Session in Parliament, to waste certain nights of our legislative Year, and cause skipping in our Morning Newspaper, till the abortion can be emptied out again and sent fairly floating down the gutters.

A foolish speaker, rambling on about nice things from his platform, seems appealing to many people; harmless or unimportant to almost everyone else. But take a good look at him; examine him until you see his true nature—he is not charming, but ugly and dangerous. That eloquent speech of his captivates every eager listener and ignites a sort of sacred enthusiasm in quite a few minds; however, it is totally against the fundamental truths of this Universe, and will only lead to trouble for everyone involved. Think about that little loudmouth. Underneath his superficial exterior, he probably possesses few human virtues, aside from those necessary for digestion: an envious, cowardly, vain, and resentful soul; what kind of bravery, in words, thoughts, or actions, do you expect from someone like him? In his desperation, he has jumped into the charitable game; he warms the empty void within himself in a comfy way, not by quietly doing good deeds, but by passionately promoting hearsay pseudo-virtues and respectable charitable acts to others. Do you think that's a worthy pursuit? Like-minded folks, similar to him, respond, "Hear, hear! Long live Fiddlestring!" From that come Abolition Congresses, Odes to the Gallows;—perhaps a petty little Bill that will be debated in the next Parliament session, wasting certain nights of our legislative Year and making a splash in our Morning Newspaper until the mess can be cleared away and sent down the gutters.

Not with entire approbation do I, for one, look on that eloquent individual. Wise benevolence, if it had authority, would order that individual, I believe, to find some other trade: "Eloquent individual, pleading here against the Laws of Nature,—for many reasons, I bid thee close that mouth of thine. Enough of balderdash these long-eared have now drunk. Depart thou; do some benevolent work; at lowest, be silent. Disappear, I say; away, and jargon no more in that manner, lest a worst thing befall thee." Exeat Fiddlestring!—Beneficent men are not they who appear on platforms, pleading against the Almighty Maker's Laws; these are the maleficent men, whose lips it is pity that some authority cannot straightway shut. Pandora's Box is not more baleful than the gifts these eloquent benefactors are pressing on us. Close your pedler's pack, my friend; swift, away with it! Pernicious, fraught with mere woe and sugary poison is that kind of benevolence and beneficence.

I'm not entirely on board with that eloquent person. If wise kindness had any power, it would tell that person to find another profession: "Eloquent individual, arguing against the Laws of Nature here—many reasons lead me to say, close that mouth of yours. Enough nonsense has been absorbed by these long-eared ones. Go away; do some real good work; at the very least, be quiet. I insist, disappear; stop the nonsense, or something worse might happen to you." Exeat Fiddlestring!—Truly kind people don’t stand on platforms arguing against the laws set by the Almighty Creator; those are the harmful ones, and it's a shame some authority can't immediately silence them. Pandora's Box is not more dangerous than the gifts these eloquent do-gooders are trying to sell us. Pack up your goods, my friend; get rid of it quickly! This kind of benevolence and charity is harmful, filled with nothing but sorrow and sweet poison.

Truly, one of the saddest sights in these times is that of poor creatures, on platforms, in parliaments and other situations, making and unmaking "Laws;" in whose soul, full of mere vacant hearsay and windy babble, is and was no image of Heaven's Law; whom it never struck that Heaven had a Law, or that the Earth—could not have what kind of Law you pleased! Human Statute-books, accordingly, are growing horrible to think of. An impiety and poisonous futility every Law of them that is so made; all Nature is against it; it will and can do nothing but mischief wheresoever it shows itself in Nature: and such Laws lie now like an incubus over this Earth, so innumerable are they. How long, O Lord, how long!—O ye Eternities, Divine Silences, do you dwell no more, then, in the hearts of the noble and the true; and is there no inspiration of the Almighty any more vouchsafed us? The inspiration of the Morning Newspapers—alas, we have had enough of that, and are arrived at the gates of death by means of that!

Honestly, one of the saddest sights today is watching poor souls on platforms, in parliaments, and other places, creating and dismantling "Laws." Their minds are filled with nothing but empty gossip and meaningless chatter; they have no understanding of Heaven's Law. It never occurs to them that Heaven has a Law or that the Earth can't simply have whatever kind of Law they want! Human laws, as a result, are becoming terrifying to contemplate. Every one of these laws is an act of disrespect and a toxic absurdity; all of Nature opposes them. They can only cause harm wherever they manifest in the world: these laws now weigh down the Earth like a nightmare, so countless are they. How long, O Lord, how long!—O eternal truths, divine silences, do you no longer reside in the hearts of the noble and the righteous? Is there no longer guidance from the Almighty available to us? We've had more than enough of the inspiration from Morning Newspapers, and it has led us to the brink of ruin!

"Really, one of the most difficult questions this we have in these times, What to do with our criminals?" blandly observed a certain Law-dignitary, in my hearing once, taking the cigar from his mouth, and pensively smiling over a group of us under the summer beech-tree, as Favonius carried off the tobacco-smoke; and the group said nothing, only smiled and nodded, answering by new tobacco-clouds. "What to do with our criminals?" asked the official Law-dignitary again, as if entirely at a loss.—"I suppose," said one ancient figure not engaged in smoking, "the plan would be to treat them according to the real law of the case; to make the Law of England, in respect of them, correspond to the Law of the Universe. Criminals, I suppose, would prove manageable in that way: if we could do approximately as God Almighty does towards them; in a word, if we could try to do Justice towards them."—"I'll thank you for a definition of Justice?" sneered the official person in a cheerily scornful and triumphant manner, backed by a slight laugh from the honorable company; which irritated the other speaker.—"Well, I have no pocket definition of Justice," said he, "to give your Lordship. It has not quite been my trade to look for such a definition; I could rather fancy it had been your Lordship's trade, sitting on your high place this long while. But one thing I can tell you: Justice always is, whether we define it or not. Everything done, suffered or proposed, in Parliament or out of it, is either just or else unjust; either is accepted by the gods and eternal facts, or is rejected by them. Your Lordship and I, with or without definition, do a little know Justice, I will hope; if we don't both know it and do it, we are hourly travelling down towards—Heavens, must I name such a place! That is the place we are bound to, with all our trading-pack, and the small or extensive budgets of human business laid on us; and there, if we don't know Justice, we, and all our budgets and Acts of Parliament, shall find lodging when the day is done!"—The official person, a polite man otherwise, grinned as he best could some semblance of a laugh, mirthful as that of the ass eating thistles, and ended in "Hah, oh, ah!"—

"Honestly, one of the toughest questions we face these days is, 'What should we do with our criminals?'” a certain legal authority said blandly, while I was nearby, taking a cigar from his mouth and thoughtfully smiling at a group of us sitting under the summer beech tree as the gentle breeze carried away the smoke. The group said nothing, only smiled and nodded in response, puffing out more smoke. "What should we do with our criminals?" the legal authority asked again, clearly puzzled. —“Well,” said an older man who wasn’t smoking, “I think the best approach would be to treat them in line with the actual law of the situation; to make the laws of England align with the laws of the universe. Criminals, I believe, would be manageable that way: if we could act somewhat like God does with them; in short, if we aimed to do justice towards them.” —“Care to give a definition of justice?” the legal authority replied with a sneer, sounding both cheerful and mocking, drawing a slight laugh from the esteemed company; this irritated the older man. —“I don’t have a quick definition of justice to share with you,” he said, “that’s not really my thing. I’d guess it's more your job, sitting in your elevated position for so long. But one thing I can tell you: Justice exists whether we define it or not. Everything that's done, endured, or proposed, whether in Parliament or outside it, is either just or unjust; it's either accepted by the gods and eternal truths, or rejected by them. You and I, with or without a definition, surely understand some aspect of justice; if we don't know it and practice it, we're heading straight towards—Heavens, must I say it! That’s the place we’re all destined for, with our burdens and the various issues of human affairs on our backs; and if we don’t know justice by then, we, along with all our burdens and laws, will find ourselves in that place when the day is over!” —The legal authority, otherwise polite, tried to muster a laugh that resembled an ass munching on thistles and ended with a "Hah, oh, ah!"

Indeed, it is wonderful to hear what account we at present give ourselves of the punishment of criminals. No "revenge"—O Heavens, no; all preachers on Sunday strictly forbid that; and even (at least on Sundays) prescribe the contrary of that. It is for the sake of "example," that you punish; to "protect society" and its purse and skin; to deter the innocent from falling into crime; and especially withal, for the purpose of improving the poor criminal himself,—or at lowest, of hanging and ending him, that he may not grow worse. For the poor criminal is, to be "improved" if possible: against him no "revenge" even on week-days; nothing but love for him, and pity and help; poor fellow, is he not miserable enough? Very miserable,—though much less so than the Master of him, called Satan, is understood (on Sundays) to have long deservedly been!

Sure, it's amazing to hear how we currently justify punishing criminals. No "revenge"—oh no, certainly not; all the preachers on Sunday strongly discourage that and even promote the opposite. We punish to set an "example," to "protect society" and its resources; to prevent innocent people from turning to crime; and especially to help improve the poor criminal himself—or at the very least, to end his life so he can't get worse. The goal is to "improve" the poor criminal if we can: there’s no "revenge" even on weekdays; just love, pity, and support for him; after all, isn’t he miserable enough? Very miserable—though still not as much as his Master, known as Satan, is believed (on Sundays) to have rightly earned!

My friends, will you permit me to say that all this, to one poor judgment among your number, is the mournfulest twaddle that human tongues could shake from them; that it has no solid foundation in the nature of things; and to a healthy human heart no credibility whatever. Permit me to say, only to hearts long drowned in dead Tradition, and for themselves neither believing nor disbelieving, could this seem credible. Think, and ask yourselves, in spite of all this preaching and perorating from the teeth outward! Hearts that are quite strangers to eternal Fact, and acquainted only at all hours with temporary Semblances parading about in a prosperous and persuasive condition; hearts that from their first appearance in this world have breathed since birth, in all spiritual matters, which means in all matters not pecuniary, the poisonous atmosphere of universal Cant, could believe such a thing. Cant moral, Cant religious, Cant political; an atmosphere which envelops all things for us unfortunates, and has long done; which goes beyond the Zenith and below the Nadir for us, and has as good as choked the spiritual life out of all of us,—God pity such wretches, with little or nothing real about them but their purse and their abdominal department! Hearts, alas, which everywhere except in the metallurgic and cotton-spinning provinces, have communed with no Reality, or awful Presence of a Fact, godlike or diabolic, in this Universe or this unfathomable Life at all. Hunger-stricken asphyxied hearts, which have nourished themselves on what they call religions, Christian religions. Good Heaven, once more fancy the Christian religion of Oliver Cromwell; or of some noble Christian man, whom you yourself may have been blessed enough, once, long since, in your life, to know! These are not untrue religions; they are the putrescences and foul residues of religions that are extinct, that have plainly to every honest nostril been dead some time, and the remains of which—O ye eternal Heavens, will the nostril never be delivered from them!—Such hearts, when they get upon platforms, and into questions not involving money, can "believe" many things!—

My friends, may I point out that all this, to one poor judgment among you, is the saddest nonsense that human lips could produce; that it has no solid basis in reality; and to a healthy human heart, it holds no credibility whatsoever. Allow me to say, only to those hearts long submerged in outdated Tradition, who neither believe nor disbelieve for themselves, could this seem believable. Think about it, and ask yourselves, despite all this preaching and grandstanding! Hearts that are totally unfamiliar with eternal Truth, only aware at all times of temporary Illusions strutting around in a thriving and convincing manner; hearts that, since their first moments in this world, have inhaled, in all spiritual matters—which means in all matters not about money—the toxic air of universal Hypocrisy, could believe such a thing. Moral hypocrisy, religious hypocrisy, political hypocrisy; an atmosphere that surrounds us unfortunate souls and has for a long time; which extends beyond the highest point and below the lowest point for us, and has practically suffocated the spiritual life out of all of us—God pity such wretches, with little or nothing real about them but their wallets and their stomachs! Hearts, alas, that everywhere except in the mining and textile industries, have engaged with no Reality, or terrifying Presence of a Fact, divine or evil, in this Universe or this unfathomable Life at all. Starving, gasping hearts, sustained by what they call religions, Christian religions. Good heavens, once again imagine the Christian faith of Oliver Cromwell; or of some noble Christian person whom you yourself may have been fortunate enough, once, long ago, to know! These are not false religions; they are the decaying remnants and foul residues of religions that are long gone, that have clearly been dead to every honest nose for some time, and the remnants of which—Oh, you eternal Heavens, will the nose never be free from them!—Such hearts, when they step onto platforms or engage in questions that don't involve money, can "believe" many things!—

I take the liberty of asserting that there is one valid reason, and only one, for either punishing a man or rewarding him in this world; one reason, which ancient piety could well define: That you may do the will and commandment of God with regard to him; that you may do justice to him. This is your one true aim in respect of him; aim thitherward, with all your heart and all your strength and all your soul, thitherward, and not elsewhither at all! This aim is true, and will carry you to all earthly heights and benefits, and beyond the stars and Heavens. All other aims are purblind, illegitimate, untrue; and will never carry you beyond the shop-counter, nay very soon will prove themselves incapable of maintaining you even there. Find out what the Law of God is with regard to a man; make that your human law, or I say it will be ill with you, and not well! If you love your thief or murderer, if Nature and eternal Fact love him, then do as you are now doing. But if Nature and Fact do not love him? If they have set inexorable penalties upon him, and planted natural wrath against him in every god-created human heart,—then I advise you, cease, and change your hand.

I want to assert that there’s one valid reason, and only one, for either punishing or rewarding someone in this world: to do the will and command of God regarding that person; to do justice for them. This is your true goal in relation to them; aim for this with all your heart, strength, and soul—focus only on this! This goal is legitimate and will lead you to all earthly achievements and even beyond the stars and heavens. All other goals are misguided, illegitimate, and false; they won’t take you beyond the store counter, and soon enough, they’ll prove incapable of even supporting you there. Discover what God's law is regarding a person; make that your human law, or I say it will go badly for you, not well! If you love your thief or murderer, if nature and eternal truth love him, then keep doing what you’re doing. But what if nature and truth do *not* love him? If they have set unyielding penalties against him and planted natural anger in every god-created human heart—then I advise you to stop and reconsider.

Reward and punishment? Alas, alas, I must say you reward and punish pretty much alike! Your dignities, peerages, promotions, your kingships, your brazen statues erected in capital and county towns to our select demigods of your selecting, testify loudly enough what kind of heroes and hero-worshippers you are. Woe to the People that no longer venerates, as the emblem of God himself, the aspect of Human Worth; that no longer knows what human worth and unworth is! Sure as the Decrees of the Eternal, that People cannot come to good. By a course too clear, by a necessity too evident, that People will come into the hands of the unworthy; and either turn on its bad career, or stagger downwards to ruin and abolition. Does the Hebrew People prophetically sing "Ou' clo'!" in all thoroughfares, these eighteen hundred years in vain?

Reward and punishment? Unfortunately, I have to say you reward and punish pretty much the same way! Your titles, nobility, promotions, your kingships, and the bold statues you put up in cities and towns to honor your chosen demigods all clearly show what kind of heroes and hero-worshippers you are. Woe to the People that no longer respects, as the very image of God, the concept of Human Worth; that no longer understands what it means to be worthy or unworthy! Just like the decrees of the Eternal, that People cannot come to any good. It's obvious that this People will fall into the hands of the unworthy; and either follow a bad path or spiral downwards to ruin and destruction. Does the Hebrew People really sing "Ou' clo'!" in all the streets, these eighteen hundred years, in vain?

To reward men according to their worth: alas, the perfection of this, we know, amounts to the millennium! Neither is perfect punishment, according to the like rule, to be attained,—nor even, by a legislator of these chaotic days, to be too zealously attempted. But when he does attempt it,—yes, when he summons out the Society to sit deliberative on this matter, and consult the oracles upon it, and solemnly settle it in the name of God; then, if never before, he should try to be a little in the right in settling it!—In regard to reward of merit, I do not bethink me of any attempt whatever, worth calling an attempt, on the part of modern Governments; which surely is an immense oversight on their part, and will one day be seen to have been an altogether fatal one. But as to the punishment of crime, happily this cannot be quite neglected. When men have a purse and a skin, they seek salvation at least for these; and the Four Pleas of the Crown are a thing that must and will be attended to. By punishment, capital or other, by treadmilling and blind rigor, or by whitewashing and blind laxity, the extremely disagreeable offences of theft and murder must be kept down within limits.

To reward people based on their worth: sadly, we know that achieving this is a far-off dream! Perfect punishment, by the same standard, is also out of reach—not even something a modern lawmaker should overly pursue in these chaotic times. But when they do attempt it—yes, when they call on the community to discuss this issue, consult experts, and solemnly decide it in God's name; then, if never before, they should at least try to get it somewhat right! As for rewarding merit, I can't think of any serious efforts from today’s governments, which is a significant oversight on their part and will eventually be recognized as a serious mistake. However, when it comes to punishing crime, thankfully, this cannot be completely ignored. When people have belongings and their lives at stake, they at least seek to protect those; and the Four Pleas of the Crown must be addressed. Through punishment, whether severe or lenient, strict enforcement, or careless oversight, the unpleasant crimes of theft and murder must be kept under control.

And so you take criminal caitiffs, murderers, and the like, and hang them on gibbets "for an example to deter others." Whereupon arise friends of humanity, and object. With very great reason, as I consider, if your hypothesis be correct. What right have you to hang any poor creature "for an example"? He can turn round upon you and say, "Why make an 'example' of me, a merely ill-situated, pitiable man? Have you no more respect for misfortune? Misfortune, I have been told, is sacred. And yet you hang me, now I am fallen into your hands; choke the life out of me, for an example! Again I ask, Why make an example of me, for your own convenience alone?"—All "revenge" being out of the question, it seems to me the caitiff is unanswerable; and he and the philanthropic platforms have the logic all on their side.

So, you take criminals, murderers, and the like, and hang them on gibbets "to set an example for others." Then the friends of humanity speak up and object. Rightly so, I think, if your idea is correct. What right do you have to hang some poor person "to make an example"? They could just turn to you and say, "Why am I being used as an 'example,' just a poorly situated, unfortunate person? Do you have no respect for misfortune? I’ve heard misfortune is sacred. And yet you hang me now that I’m in your grasp; you snuff the life out of me, just to make a point! Again, I ask, why make an example of me for your own convenience?"—With all "revenge" out of the picture, it seems to me that the criminal has a solid argument, and he and the advocates for humanity have all the logic on their side.

The one answer to him is: "Caitiff, we hate thee; and discern for some six thousand years now, that we are called upon by the whole Universe to do it. Not with a diabolic but with a divine hatred. God himself, we have always understood, 'hates sin,' with a most authentic, celestial, and eternal hatred. A hatred, a hostility inexorable, unappeasable, which blasts the scoundrel, and all scoundrels ultimately, into black annihilation and disappearance from the sum of things. The path of it as the path of a flaming sword: he that has eyes may see it, walking inexorable, divinely beautiful and divinely terrible, through the chaotic gulf of Human History, and everywhere burning, as with unquenchable fire, the false and death-worthy from the true and life-worthy; making all Human History, and the Biography of every man, a God's Cosmos in place of a Devil's Chaos. So is it, in the end; even so, to every man who is a man, and not a mutinous beast, and has eyes to see. To thee, caitiff, these things were and are, quite incredible; to us they are too awfully certain,—the Eternal Law of this Universe, whether thou and others will believe it or disbelieve. We, not to be partakers in thy destructive adventure of defying God and all the Universe, dare not allow thee to continue longer among us. As a palpable deserter from the ranks where all men, at their eternal peril, are bound to be: palpable deserter, taken with the red hand fighting thus against the whole Universe and its Laws, we—send thee back into the whole Universe, solemnly expel thee from our community; and will, in the name of God, not with joy and exultation, but with sorrow stern as thy own, hang thee on Wednesday next, and so end."

The answer to him is: "You coward, we hate you; and for about six thousand years now, we've felt called by the whole Universe to do this. Not with a wicked hatred but with a righteous one. God himself, we’ve always understood, 'hates sin' with a real, heavenly, and eternal hatred. A hatred that is relentless and impossible to satisfy, which ultimately brings down the wrongdoers, and all wrongdoers, into dark oblivion, erasing them from existence. Its path is like that of a flaming sword: those with vision can see it moving forward, beautifully divine and terrifyingly divine, through the chaotic history of humanity, burning away the false and deserving of death from the true and deserving of life; transforming all human history and the biography of every person into a God’s Cosmos instead of a Devil’s Chaos. This is the truth, in the end; indeed, for every man who is a man, and not a rebellious beast, and has eyes to see. To you, coward, these ideas were and are utterly unbelievable; to us, they are terrifyingly certain—the Eternal Law of this Universe, whether you and others choose to believe it or not. We cannot be a part of your destructive rebellion against God and the Universe, so we cannot allow you to remain among us any longer. As a clear traitor to the ranks where all men are bound to stand, at their eternal risk: a clear traitor, caught red-handed fighting against the entire Universe and its Laws, we—send you back into the Universe, expel you solemnly from our community; and will, in the name of God, not with joy or celebration, but with a sorrow as stern as your own, hang you next Wednesday, and that will be the end."

Other ground on which to deliberately slay a disarmed fellow-man I can see none. Example, effects upon the public mind, effects upon this and upon that: all this is mere appendage and accident; of all this I make no attempt to keep account,—sensible that no arithmetic will or can keep account of it; that its "effects," on this hand and on that, transcend all calculation. One thing, if I can calculate it, will include all, and produce beneficial effects beyond calculation, and no ill effect at all, anywhere or at any time: What the Law of the Universe, or Law of God, is with regard to this caitiff? That, by all sacred research and consideration, I will try to find out; to that I will come as near as human means admit; that shall be my exemplar and "example;" all men shall through me see that, and be profited beyond calculation by seeing it.

I can't find any valid reason to intentionally kill an unarmed person. Any reasoning about the impact on public perception or consequences—it’s all just extra and accidental; I won’t try to assess it because I know no calculation can capture it. Its "effects" in different contexts go beyond any mathematical interpretation. There is one thing I can measure that encompasses everything and will generate outcomes that are beneficial without any negative effect, anywhere or anytime: What is the Law of the Universe, or the Law of God, regarding this wretched person? That’s what I will investigate thoroughly and get as close to as humanly possible; that will be my standard and model; all people will see this through me and be benefited beyond measure by witnessing it.

What this Law of the Universe, or Law made by God, is? Men at one time read it in their Bible. In many Bibles, Books, and authentic symbols and monitions of Nature and the World (of Fact, that is, and of Human Speech, or Wise Interpretation of Fact), there are still clear indications towards it. Most important it is, for this and for some other reasons, that men do, in some way, get to see it a little! And if no man could now see it by any Bible, there is written in the heart of every man an authentic copy of it direct from Heaven itself: there, if he have learnt to decipher Heaven's writing, and can read the sacred oracles (a sad case for him if he altogether cannot), every born man may still find some copy of it.

What is this Law of the Universe or Law made by God? At one time, people read it in their Bibles. In many Bibles, books, and genuine symbols and messages from Nature and the World (that is, from Facts and the Wise Interpretation of Facts), there are still clear signs pointing to it. It's crucial, for this and other reasons, that people manage to glimpse it in some way! And even if no one could find it in any Bible today, there’s an authentic version written in the heart of every person, directly from Heaven itself: there, if they have learned to understand Heaven's writing and can interpret the sacred messages (it would be unfortunate if they couldn’t at all), every person can still discover some version of it.

"Revenge," my friends! revenge, and the natural hatred of scoundrels, and the ineradicable tendency to revancher oneself upon them, and pay them what they have merited: this is forevermore intrinsically a correct, and even a divine feeling in the mind of every man. Only the excess of it is diabolic; the essence I say is manlike, and even godlike,—a monition sent to poor man by the Maker himself. Thou, poor reader, in spite of all this melancholy twaddle, and blotting out of Heaven's sunlight by mountains of horsehair and officiality, hast still a human heart. If, in returning to thy poor peaceable dwelling-place, after an honest hard day's work, thou wert to find, for example, a brutal scoundrel who for lucre or other object of his, had slaughtered the life that was dearest to thee; thy true wife, for example, thy true old mother, swimming in her blood; the human scoundrel, or two-legged wolf, standing over such a tragedy: I hope a man would have so much divine rage in his heart as to snatch the nearest weapon, and put a conclusion upon said human wolf, for one! A palpable messenger of Satan, that one; accredited by all the Devils, to be put an end to by all the children of God. The soul of every god-created man flames wholly into one divine blaze of sacred wrath at sight of such a Devil's-messenger; authentic firsthand monition from the Eternal Maker himself as to what is next to be done. Do it, or be thyself an ally of Devil's-messengers; a sheep for two-legged human wolves, well deserving to be eaten, as thou soon wilt be!

"Revenge," my friends! Revenge, along with the natural hatred of scoundrels and the unavoidable urge to get back at them and give them what they deserve, is always a fundamentally right and even a divine feeling for every man. It's only when taken to excess that it becomes evil; at its core, it's a human and even godlike response—a reminder from our Creator. You, dear reader, despite all this gloomy nonsense and the blockage of Heaven's light by mountains of bureaucracy and red tape, still have a human heart. If, after returning home to your peaceful dwelling after a long day's work, you were to find a brutal scoundrel who, for money or any other selfish reason, had taken the life of someone you loved dearly—like your true wife or your beloved mother—lying in their blood, and that heartless scoundrel, that two-legged wolf, was standing over such a scene: I hope you would have enough righteous anger in your heart to grab the nearest weapon and put an end to that human wolf! That person is clearly a messenger of Satan; approved by all the Devils, meant to be stopped by all the children of God. The soul of every person created by God ignites into a blaze of sacred fury when confronted with such a messenger of evil; it's a clear and direct instruction from the Eternal Creator about what needs to be done. Do it, or you will be complicit with the Devil's messengers, a target for two-legged human wolves, and truly deserving to be devoured, which you soon will be!

My humane friends, I perceive this same sacred glow of divine wrath, or authentic monition at first hand from God himself, to be the foundation for all Criminal Law, and Official horsehair-and-bombazine procedure against Scoundrels in this world. This first-hand gospel from the Eternities, imparted to every mortal, this is still, and will forever be, your sanction and commission for the punishment of human scoundrels. See well how you will translate this message from Heaven and the Eternities into a form suitable to this World and its Times. Let not violence, haste, blind impetuous impulse, preside in executing it; the injured man, invincibly liable to fall into these, shall not himself execute it: the whole world, in person of a Minister appointed for that end, and surrounded with the due solemnities and caveats, with bailiffs, apparitors, advocates, and the hushed expectation of all men, shall do it, as under the eye of God who made all men. How it shall be done? this is ever a vast question, involving immense considerations. Thus Edmund Burke saw, in the Two Houses of Parliament, with King, Constitution, and all manner of Civil-Lists, and Chancellors' wigs and Exchequer budgets, only the "method of getting twelve just men put into a jury-box:" that, in Burke's view, was the summary of what they were all meant for. How the judge will do it? Yes, indeed:—but let him see well that he does do it: for it is a thing that must by no means be left undone! A sacred gospel from the Highest: not to be smothered under horsehair and bombazine, or drowned in platform froth, or in any wise omitted or neglected, without the most alarming penalties to all concerned!

My dear friends, I see this same sacred sense of divine anger, or genuine warning directly from God, as the foundation for all Criminal Law and formal legal procedures against wrongdoers in this world. This direct message from the Eternal, given to every human being, is still, and will always be, your authority and responsibility to punish those who do wrong. Pay close attention to how you convey this message from Heaven and the Eternal in a way that fits this world and its times. Do not let violence, haste, or rash impulses guide its execution; the injured person, who is susceptible to these, should not carry it out themselves: the entire community, represented by a Minister appointed for this purpose, and taking into account the necessary solemnities and precautions, with bailiffs, clerks, lawyers, and the hushed anticipation of all, should take action, as if under the watchful eye of God who created all. How it should be done is always a significant question, requiring immense thought. Thus, Edmund Burke recognized that, within the Two Houses of Parliament, with the King, the Constitution, and all sorts of official matters, only the "method of getting twelve fair jurors into a box" was what it was all about: that, in Burke's eyes, summed up their purpose. How the judge will carry it out? Yes, certainly:—but he must ensure that he does carry it out: it is something that cannot be left undone! A sacred message from the Highest: not to be buried under formalities or lost in political rhetoric, or in any way overlooked or neglected, without serious consequences for everyone involved!

Neglect to treat the hero as hero, the penalties—which are inevitable too, and terrible to think of, as your Hebrew friends can tell you—may be some time in coming; they will only gradually come. Not all at once will your thirty thousand Needlewomen, your three million Paupers, your Connaught fallen into potential Cannibalism, and other fine consequences of the practice, come to light;—though come to light they will; and "Ou' clo'!" itself may be in store for you, if you persist steadily enough. But neglect to treat even your declared scoundrel as scoundrel, this is the last consummation of the process, the drop by which the cup runs over; the penalties of this, most alarming, extensive, and such as you little dream of, will straightway very rapidly come. Dim oblivion of Right and Wrong, among the masses of your population, will come; doubts as to Right and Wrong, indistinct notion that Right and Wrong are not eternal, but accidental, and settled by uncertain votings and talkings, will come. Prurient influenza of Platform Benevolence, and "Paradise to All-and-sundry," will come. In the general putrescence of your "religions," as you call them, a strange new religion, named of Universal Love, with Sacraments mainly of—Divorce, with Balzac, Sue and Company for Evangelists, and Madame Sand for Virgin, will come,—and results fast following therefrom which will astonish you very much!

If you fail to treat the hero as a hero, the consequences—inevitable and frightening, as your Hebrew friends can tell you—may take some time to appear; they will come gradually. Not all at once will your thirty thousand Needlewomen, your three million Paupers, your Connaught on the brink of Cannibalism, and other negative outcomes from this practice be revealed; but they will be revealed in due time, and "Ou' clo'!" itself may be waiting for you if you keep at it. But if you neglect to treat even your openly declared scoundrel as a scoundrel, that is the final outcome of this process, the drop that makes the cup overflow; the penalties for this, which are most alarming, far-reaching, and beyond what you can imagine, will quickly come. A vague oblivion of Right and Wrong among the masses will arise; doubts about Right and Wrong will emerge, with a blurred idea that Right and Wrong aren’t eternal but are random and decided by uncertain votes and discussions. The excessive influence of Platform Benevolence and the idea of "Paradise for Everyone" will spread. Amid the general decay of what you call your "religions," a strange new faith called Universal Love will emerge, with Sacraments mainly about Divorce, with Balzac, Sue, and Company as evangelists, and Madame Sand as the Virgin, leading to results that will astonish you greatly!

"The terrible anarchies of these years," says Crabbe, in his Radiator, "are brought upon us by a necessity too visible. By the crime of Kings,—alas, yes; but by that of Peoples too. Not by the crime of one class, but by the fatal obscuration, and all but obliteration of the sense of Right and Wrong in the minds and practices of every class. What a scene in the drama of Universal History, this of ours! A world-wide loud bellow and bray of universal Misery; lowing, with crushed maddened heart, its inarticulate prayer to Heaven:—very pardonable to me, and in some of its transcendent developments, as in the grand French Revolution, most respectable and ever-memorable. For Injustice reigns everywhere; and this murderous struggle for what they call 'Fraternity,' and so forth has a spice of eternal sense in it, though so terribly disfigured! Amalgam of sense and nonsense; eternal sense by the grain, and temporary nonsense by the square mile: as is the habit with poor sons of men. Which pardonable amalgam, however, if it be taken as the pure final sense, I must warn you and all creatures, is unpardonable, criminal, and fatal nonsense;—with which I, for one, will take care not to concern myself!

"The terrible chaos of these years," says Crabbe in his Radiator, "is caused by a necessity that's painfully obvious. It's due to the crimes of kings—sadly, yes; but also those of the people. Not just the wrongdoing of one class, but the dangerous loss, almost complete erasure, of the sense of right and wrong in the minds and actions of every class. What a scene in the drama of Universal History is ours! A worldwide loud roar of universal misery; lowing, with crushed, frantic hearts, its inarticulate prayer to Heaven:—very understandable to me, and in some of its significant developments, like the grand French Revolution, most worthy of remembrance. For injustice reigns everywhere; and this violent struggle for what they call 'fraternity' and so on contains a bit of eternal truth in it, even though it's horribly distorted! A mix of sense and nonsense; eternal truth in fragments, and temporary nonsense in large quantities: as is typical for poor human beings. But if this pardonable mix is mistaken for pure final truth, I must warn you and everyone that it's unpardonable, criminal, and fatal nonsense;—with which I, for one, will be careful not to engage!"

"Dogs should not be taught to eat leather, says the old adage: no;—and where, by general fault and error, and the inevitable nemesis of things, the universal kennel is set to diet upon leather; and from its keepers, its 'Liberal Premiers,' or whatever their title is, will accept or expect nothing else, and calls it by the pleasant name of progress, reform, emancipation, abolition-principles, and the like,—I consider the fate of said kennel and of said keepers to be a thing settled. Red republic in Phrygian nightcap, organization of labor a la Louis Blanc; street-barricades, and then murderous cannon-volleys a la Cavaignac and Windischgratz, follow out of one another, as grapes, must, new wine, and sour all-splitting vinegar do: vinegar is but vin-aigre, or the self-same 'wine' grown sharp! If, moreover, I find the Worship of Human Nobleness abolished in any country, and a new astonishing Phallus-Worship, with universal Balzac-Sand melodies and litanies in treble and in bass, established in its stead, what can I compute but that Nature, in horrible throes, will repugn against such substitution,—that, in short, the astonishing new Phallus-Worship, with its finer sensibilities of the heart, and 'great satisfying loves,' with its sacred kiss of peace for scoundrel and hero alike, with its all-embracing Brotherhood, and universal Sacrament of Divorce, will have to take itself away again!"

"Dogs shouldn't be trained to eat leather, says the old saying: no;—and where, through common mistakes and the unavoidable consequences of things, the universal doghouse is set to feast on leather; and from its caretakers, its 'Liberal Leaders,' or whatever they call themselves, will accept or expect nothing else, and refer to it as progress, reform, liberation, abolition principles, and the like,—I think the fate of that doghouse and its caretakers is already determined. A red republic in a Phrygian cap, labor organization a la Louis Blanc; street barricades, followed by deadly cannon fire a la Cavaignac and Windischgratz, unfold from each other, just like grapes, must, new wine, and sour vinegar: vinegar is nothing but vin-aigre, or the same 'wine' that has gone sour! Furthermore, if I see the Worship of Human Dignity eliminated in any country, and a new astounding Phallus-Worship, along with universal Balzac-Sand songs and chants in treble and bass, established in its place, what can I conclude but that Nature, in terrible struggles, will resist such a replacement,—that, in short, the remarkable new Phallus-Worship, with its refined sensibilities and 'great fulfilling loves,' and its sacred kiss of peace for both the rogue and the hero alike, with its all-encompassing Brotherhood, and universal Sacrament of Divorce, will have to go away again!"

The Ancient Germans, it appears, had no scruple about public executions; on the contrary, they thought the just gods themselves might fitly preside over these; that these were a solemn and highest act of worship, if justly done. When a German man had done a crime deserving death, they, in solemn general assembly of the tribe, doomed him, and considered that Fate and all Nature had from the beginning doomed him, to die with ignominy. Certain crimes there were of a supreme nature; him that had perpetrated one of these, they believed to have declared himself a prince of scoundrels. Him once convicted they laid hold of, nothing doubting; bore him, after judgment, to the deepest convenient Peat-bog; plunged him in there, drove an oaken frame down over him, solemnly in the name of gods and men: "There, prince of scoundrels, that is what we have had to think of thee, on clear acquaintance; our grim good-night to thee is that! In the name of all the gods lie there, and be our partnership with thee dissolved henceforth. It will be better for us, we imagine!"

The ancient Germans didn’t feel any guilt about public executions; in fact, they believed that the just gods themselves could appropriately oversee these events. They saw them as a serious and ultimate act of worship, if carried out justly. When a German man committed a crime punishable by death, the tribe would gather for a solemn assembly, declare him guilty, and think that Fate and Nature had, from the beginning, condemned him to die in disgrace. Some crimes were considered especially heinous; anyone who committed such a crime was viewed as a leader among scoundrels. Once someone was convicted, they would take hold of him without hesitation, bring him to the nearest deep peat bog, plunge him into it, and cover him with a wooden frame, solemnly declaring in the name of the gods and men: "There, prince of scoundrels, that is what we think of you based on our clear knowledge; our grim farewell to you is this! In the name of all the gods, lie there, and let our association with you end from this point on. We think this will be better for us!"

My friends, after all this beautiful whitewash and humanity and prison-discipline; and such blubbering and whimpering, and soft Litany to divine and also to quite other sorts of Pity, as we have had for a century now,—give me leave to admonish you that that of the Ancient Germans too was a thing inexpressibly necessary to keep in mind. If that is not kept in mind, the universal Litany to Pity is a mere universal nuisance, and torpid blasphemy against the gods. I do not much respect it, that purblind blubbering and litanying, as it is seen at present; and the litanying over scoundrels I go the length of disrespecting, and in some cases even of detesting. Yes, my friends, scoundrel is scoundrel: that remains forever a fact; and there exists not in the earth whitewash that can make the scoundrel a friend of this Universe; he remains an enemy if you spent your life in whitewashing him. He won't whitewash; this one won't. The one method clearly is, That, after fair trial, you dissolve partnership with him; send him, in the name of Heaven, whither he is striving all this while and have done with him. And, in a time like this, I would advise you, see likewise that you be speedy about it! For there is immense work, and of a far hopefuler sort, to be done elsewhere.

My friends, after all this pretending and talk about humanity and prison discipline; all this crying and whining, and this soft plea to divine and other kinds of compassion that we've had for a century now—let me remind you that what the Ancient Germans did is also something incredibly important to remember. If we forget that, the universal plea for compassion becomes nothing more than a universal annoyance and a dull insult to the gods. I don't have much respect for the tearful whining and pleas we see today; I even disapprove of the sympathizing over wrongdoers and, in some cases, I outright detest it. Yes, my friends, a scoundrel is still a scoundrel: that remains a fact forever; and no amount of whitewashing on this earth can change a scoundrel into a friend of this Universe; he will always be an enemy no matter how much effort you put into cleaning up his image. He won't change; this one won't. The only clear solution is that, after a fair trial, you cut ties with him; send him, in the name of Heaven, to where he has been trying to go all along and leave it at that. And, in times like these, I recommend you act quickly! There is a lot of important work to be done somewhere else.

Alas, alas, to see once the "prince of scoundrels," the Supreme Scoundrel, him whom of all men the gods liked worst, solemnly laid hold of, and hung upon the gallows in sight of the people; what a lesson to all the people! Sermons might be preached; the Son of Thunder and the Mouth of Gold might turn their periods now with some hope; for here, in the most impressive way, is a divine sermon acted. Didactic as no spoken sermon could be. Didactic, devotional too;—in awed solemnity, a recognition that Eternal Justice rules the world; that at the call of this, human pity shall fall silent, and man be stern as his Master and Mandatory is!—Understand too that except upon a basis of even such rigor, sorrowful, silent, inexorable as that of Destiny and Doom, there is no true pity possible. The pity that proves so possible and plentiful without that basis, is mere ignavia and cowardly effeminacy; maudlin laxity of heart, grounded on blinkard dimness of head—contemptible as a drunkard's tears.

Unfortunately, to see once the "prince of scoundrels," the Supreme Scoundrel, the one whom the gods liked the least, being captured and hung in front of the people; what a lesson for everyone! Sermons could be preached; the Son of Thunder and the Mouth of Gold might now speak with some hope; for here, in the most striking way, is a divine message acted out. It's educational in ways that no spoken sermon could be. It's educational and spiritual too;—with deep solemnity, there's a recognition that Eternal Justice governs the world; that at the voice of this, human compassion will fall silent, and people will be as stern as their Master and Commanding Force is!—Understand too that without a foundation of such rigorous, sorrowful, and unyielding Destiny and Doom, true compassion is not possible. The compassion that seems so available and abundant without that foundation is just mere laziness and cowardly weakness; it's emotional softness based on blind ignorance—despicable as a drunkard's tears.

To see our Supreme Scoundrel hung upon the gallows, alas, that is far from us just now! There is a worst man in England, too,—curious to think of,—whom it would be inexpressibly advantageous to lay hold of, and hang, the first of all. But we do not know him with the least certainty, the least approach even to a guess,—such buzzards and dullards and poor children of the Dusk are we, in spite of our Statistics, Unshackled Presses, and Torches of Knowledge;—not eagles soaring sunward, not brothers of the lightnings and the radiances we; a dim horn-eyed, owl-population, intent mainly on the catching of mice! Alas, the supreme scoundrel, alike with the supreme hero, is very far from being known. Nor have we the smallest apparatus for dealing with either of them, if he were known. Our supreme scoundrel sits, I conjecture, well-cushioned, in high places, at this time; rolls softly through the world, and lives a prosperous gentleman; instead of sinking him in peat-bogs, we mount the brazen image of him on high columns: such is the world's temporary judgment about its supreme scoundrels; a mad world, my masters. To get the supreme scoundrel always accurately the first hanged, this, which presupposes that the supreme hero were always the first promoted, this were precisely the millennium itself, clear evidence that the millennium had come: alas, we must forbear hope of this. Much water will run by before we see this.

To see our top villain hanged on the gallows, unfortunately, that’s not happening right now! There’s a worse person in England, too—strange to think about—who it would be incredibly beneficial to capture and hang first. But we don’t know him at all, not even close to guessing—such fools and dimwits we are, despite our statistics, free press, and knowledge; we’re not eagles soaring high, not children of light and brilliance; we’re more like a dim, horned owl population, mainly focused on catching mice! Sadly, the top villain, just like the ultimate hero, is very far from being recognized. And we lack the slightest means to deal with either one of them, even if we knew who they were. I suspect our top villain is comfortably seated in high places right now, smoothly navigating the world as a well-off gentleman; instead of drowning him in bogs, we erect grand statues of him on high columns: this is how the world currently judges its top villains. What a crazy world, my friends. To have the top villain always be the first to be hanged, which would mean the top hero is always first to be promoted—this would be the very definition of a utopia, clear proof that a better world has arrived: sadly, we must give up hope for this. Much time will pass before we see this.

And yet to quit all aim towards it; to go blindly floundering along, wrapt up in clouds of horsehair, bombazine, and sheepskin officiality, oblivious that there exists such an aim; this is indeed fatal. In every human law there must either exist such an aim, or else the law is not a human but a diabolic one. Diabolic, I say: no quantity of bombazine, or lawyers' wigs, three-readings, and solemn trumpeting and bow-wowing in high places or in low, can hide from me its frightful infernal tendency;—bound, and sinking at all moments gradually to Gehenna, this "law;" and dragging down much with it! "To decree injustice by a law:" inspired Prophets have long since seen, what every clear soul may still see, that of all Anarchies and Devil-worships there is none like this; that this is the "Throne of Iniquity" set up in the name of the Highest, the human Apotheosis of Anarchy itself. "Quiet Anarchy," you exultingly say? Yes; quiet Anarchy, which the longer it sits "quiet" will have the frightfuler account to settle at last. For every doit of the account, as I often say, will have to be settled one day, as sure as God lives. Principal, and compound interest rigorously computed; and the interest is at a terrible rate per cent in these cases! Alas, the aspect of certain beatified Anarchies, sitting "quiet;" and of others in a state of infernal explosion for sixty years back: this, the one view our Europe offers at present, makes these days very sad.—

And yet to give up all pursuit of it; to go blindly stumbling along, wrapped up in layers of formalities and official nonsense, completely unaware that such a goal exists; this is truly disastrous. In every human law, there must be such a purpose, or else the law is not human but diabolical. Diabolical, I say: no amount of formal wear, or lawyers' wigs, or lengthy procedures, and grand announcements can hide from me its terrifyingly evil nature;—this "law" is bound to sink gradually to hell, dragging many down with it! "To decree injustice by a law:" inspired prophets have long recognized, and any clear-minded person can see, that there is no Anarchy or devil-worship like this; that this is the "Throne of Iniquity" established in the name of the Most High, the human elevation of Anarchy itself. "Quiet Anarchy," you proudly declare? Yes; quiet Anarchy, which the longer it remains "quiet," the more terrifying the reckoning will be in the end. For every penny of that reckoning, as I often say, will have to be faced one day, as surely as God lives. Principal and compound interest calculated precisely; and the interest is at a horrifying rate in these cases! Oh, the sight of certain blessed Anarchies, staying "quiet"; and of others in a state of hellish explosion for sixty years now: this, the only perspective our Europe offers right now, makes these times very somber.—

My unfortunate philanthropic friends, it is this long-continued oblivion of the soul of law that has reduced the Criminal Question to such a pass among us. Many other things have come, and are coming, for the same sad reason, to a pass! Not the supreme scoundrel have our laws aimed at; but, in an uncertain fitful manner, at the inferior or lowest scoundrel, who robs shop-tills and puts the skin of mankind in danger. How can Parliament get through the Criminal Question? Parliament, oblivious of Heavenly Law, will find itself in hopeless reductio ad absurdum in regard to innumerable other questions,—in regard to all questions whatsoever by and by. There will be no existence possible for Parliament on these current terms. Parliament, in its law-makings, must really try to attain some vision again of what Heaven's Laws are. A thing not easy to do; a thing requiring sad sincerity of heart, reverence, pious earnestness, valiant manful wisdom;—qualities not overabundant in Parliament just now, nor out of it, I fear.

My unfortunate philanthropic friends, it is this long-lasting ignorance of the true essence of law that has brought the Criminal Question to such a dire state among us. Many other issues have arisen, and continue to arise, for the same unfortunate reason! Our laws have not aimed at the ultimate villain but, in a disjointed and inconsistent way, at the lesser scoundrel who steals from shops and puts people's lives at risk. How can Parliament address the Criminal Question? Without considering divine law, Parliament will end up in a hopeless reductio ad absurdum regarding countless other issues—and eventually all issues. There will be no viable future for Parliament under these conditions. In its law-making, Parliament must genuinely seek to regain some understanding of what divine laws are. This is no easy task; it requires deep sincerity, respect, earnest commitment, and courageous wisdom—qualities that are not plentiful in Parliament right now, nor, I fear, outside of it either.

Adieu, my friends. My anger against you is gone; my sad reflections on you, and on the depths to which you and I and all of us are sunk in these strange times, are not to be uttered at present. You would have saved the Sarawak Pirates, then? The Almighty Maker is wroth that the Sarawak cut-throats, with their poisoned spears, are away? What must his wrath be that the thirty thousand Needlewomen are still here, and the question of "prevenient grace" not yet settled! O my friends, in sad earnest, sad and deadly earnest, there much needs that God would mend all this, and that we should help him to mend it!—And don't you think, for one thing, "Farmer Hodge's horses" in the Sugar Islands are pretty well "emancipated" now? My clear opinion farther is, we had better quit the Scoundrel-province of Reform; better close that under hatches, in some rapid summary manner, and go elsewhither with our Reform efforts. A whole world, for want of Reform, is drowning and sinking; threatening to swamp itself into a Stygian quagmire, uninhabitable by any noble-minded man. Let us to the well-heads, I say; to the chief fountains of these waters of bitterness; and there strike home and dig! To puddle in the embouchures and drowned outskirts, and ulterior and ultimate issues and cloacas of the affair: what profit can there be in that? Nothing to be saved there; nothing to be fished up there, except, with endless peril and spread of pestilence, a miscellany of broken waifs and dead dogs! In the name of Heaven, quit that!

Goodbye, my friends. My anger towards you has faded; my sad thoughts about you, and the depths to which all of us have sunk in these strange times, can’t be expressed right now. Would you have saved the Sarawak Pirates? Is the Almighty upset that the Sarawak criminals, with their poisoned spears, are gone? Just think of how angry He must be that the thirty thousand Needlewomen are still here, and the issue of "prevenient grace" remains unresolved! Oh my friends, seriously, with deep concern, we truly need God to fix all of this, and we should help Him do it!—And don’t you think, for starters, that "Farmer Hodge's horses" in the Sugar Islands are pretty much "free" now? My strong belief is that we should just leave the Scoundrel province of Reform; better to shut that down quickly and focus our Reform efforts elsewhere. A whole world, lacking Reform, is drowning and collapsing; it threatens to sink into a dark, unlivable swamp for any decent person. Let’s go to the source, I say; to the main springs of this bitterness; and there, work hard and dig! Wasting time in the flooded outskirts and the final outcomes of the situation: what good can come from that? There’s nothing to be gained there; nothing to salvage except, with great danger and the spread of disease, a mix of lost items and dead animals! For the love of Heaven, let’s stop that!





No. III. DOWNING STREET. [April 1, 1850.]

From all corners of the wide British Dominion there rises one complaint against the ineffectuality of what are nicknamed our "red-tape" establishments, our Government Offices, Colonial Office, Foreign Office and the others, in Downing Street and the neighborhood. To me individually these branches of human business are little known; but every British citizen and reflective passer-by has occasion to wonder much, and inquire earnestly, concerning them. To all men it is evident that the social interests of one hundred and fifty Millions of us depend on the mysterious industry there carried on; and likewise that the dissatisfaction with it is great, universal, and continually increasing in intensity,—in fact, mounting, we might say, to the pitch of settled despair.

From all over the vast British Empire, there's a common complaint about the inefficiency of what people call our "red-tape" offices, like the Government Offices, Colonial Office, Foreign Office, and others in Downing Street and the surrounding area. Personally, I don't know much about these parts of public service; however, every British citizen and thoughtful observer often wonders and asks serious questions about them. It's clear to everyone that the social welfare of one hundred and fifty million of us relies on the mysterious work being done there. It's also obvious that the dissatisfaction with it is widespread, growing, and escalating to the point of deep despair.

Every colony, every agent for a matter colonial, has his tragic tale to tell you of his sad experiences in the Colonial Office; what blind obstructions, fatal indolences, pedantries, stupidities, on the right and on the left, he had to do battle with; what a world-wide jungle of red-tape, inhabited by doleful creatures, deaf or nearly so to human reason or entreaty, he had entered on; and how he paused in amazement, almost in despair; passionately appealed now to this doleful creature, now to that, and to the dead red-tape jungle, and to the living Universe itself, and to the Voices and to the Silences;—and, on the whole, found that it was an adventure, in sorrowful fact, equal to the fabulous ones by old knights-errant against dragons and wizards in enchanted wildernesses and waste howling solitudes; not achievable except by nearly superhuman exercise of all the four cardinal virtues, and unexpected favor of the special blessing of Heaven. His adventure achieved or found unachievable, he has returned with experiences new to him in the affairs of men. What this Colonial Office, inhabiting the head of Downing Street, really was, and had to do, or try doing, in God's practical Earth, he could not by any means precisely get to know; believes that it does not itself in the least precisely know. Believes that nobody knows;—that it is a mystery, a kind of Heathen myth; and stranger than any piece of the old mythological Pantheon; for it practically presides over the destinies of many millions of living men.

Every colony, every representative dealing with colonial matters, has a heartbreaking story about their frustrating experiences in the Colonial Office; the blind obstacles, fatal laziness, petty details, and sheer foolishness they faced on all sides; the overwhelming mess of bureaucracy filled with sorrowful beings, either completely uninterested or barely responsive to reason or pleas, that they entered; and how they found themselves stunned, nearly hopeless, passionately appealing to one sorrowful figure after another, to the tangled mass of bureaucracy, to the very universe, and to both the voices and the silence;—and overall, discovered that it was a journey, truly sorrowful, on par with the legendary quests of old knights battling dragons and wizards in magical wildernesses and desolate places; only possible through almost superhuman efforts of all four cardinal virtues, along with some unexpected blessing from above. Having completed their quest or realizing it was beyond reach, they returned with experiences that were new to them regarding human affairs. They could never quite grasp what the Colonial Office, located at the head of Downing Street, really was or what it was supposed to do, or attempt to do, in the real world; they believe it doesn’t truly know either. They suspect that no one knows;—that it’s a mystery, a sort of pagan myth; more bizarre than any piece of ancient mythology; because it essentially dictates the fates of countless millions of living people.

Such is his report of the Colonial Office: and if we oftener hear such a report of that than we do of the Home Office, Foreign Office or the rest,—the reason probably is, that Colonies excite more attention at present than any of our other interests. The Forty Colonies, it appears, are all pretty like rebelling just now; and are to be pacified with constitutions; luckier Constitutions, let us hope, than some late ones have been. Loyal Canada, for instance, had to quench a rebellion the other year; and this year, in virtue of its constitution, it is called upon to pay the rebels their damages; which surely is a rather surprising result, however constitutional!—Men have rents and moneys dependent in the Colonies; Emigration schemes, Black Emancipations, New-Zealand and other schemes; and feel and publish more emphatically what their Downing-Street woes in these respects have been.

This is his report on the Colonial Office: and if we hear about it more often than we do about the Home Office, Foreign Office, or the others, it’s probably because the Colonies are getting more attention right now than any of our other interests. It seems that all Forty Colonies are pretty much on the verge of rebellion; they’re expected to be calmed down with new constitutions—let’s hope these will be better than some recent ones. Loyal Canada, for example, had to deal with a rebellion last year; and this year, because of its constitution, it’s required to pay the rebels for their damages, which is quite a surprising outcome, no matter how constitutional it is!—People have rents and finances tied up in the Colonies; Emigration plans, Black Emancipations, New Zealand and other initiatives; and they feel and express more strongly what their Downing Street frustrations have been in these matters.

Were the state of poor sallow English ploughers and weavers, what we may call the Sallow or Yellow Emancipation interest, as much in object with Exeter-Hall Philanthropists as that of the Black blockheads now all emancipated, and going at large without work, or need of working, in West-India clover (and fattening very much in it, one delights to hear), then perhaps the Home Office, its huge virtual task better understood, and its small actual performance better seen into, might be found still more deficient, and behind the wants of the age, than the Colonial itself is.

Were the plight of poor, unhealthy English farmers and weavers—what we might call the Sallow or Yellow Emancipation interest—just as important to Exeter-Hall philanthropists as the situation of the now-emancipated Black individuals, who are roaming around without work or any need to work in West Indian clover (and it's nice to hear they’re getting quite plump from it), then perhaps the Home Office, with its enormous virtual responsibilities better understood and its limited actual performance closer examined, might be found even more lacking and out of touch with the needs of the times than the Colonial Office itself.

How it stands with the Foreign Office, again, one still less knows. Seizures of Sapienza, and the like sudden appearances of Britain in the character of Hercules-Harlequin, waving, with big bully-voice, her huge sword-of-sharpness over field-mice, and in the air making horrid circles (horrid catherine-wheels and death-disks of metallic terror from said huge sword), to see how they will like it,—do from time to time astonish the world, in a not pleasant manner. Hercules-Harlequin, the Attorney Triumphant, the World's Busybody: none of these are parts this Nation has a turn for; she, if you consulted her, would rather not play these parts, but another! Seizures of Sapienza, correspondences with Sotomayor, remonstrances to Otho King of Athens, fleets hanging by their anchor in behalf of the Majesty of Portugal; and in short the whole, or at present very nearly the whole, of that industry of protocolling, diplomatizing, remonstrating, admonishing, and "having the honor to be,"—has sunk justly in public estimation to a very low figure.

How things stand with the Foreign Office, once again, is still largely unknown. The seizure of Sapienza and the like sudden appearances of Britain acting like Hercules-Harlequin, loudly waving her massive sword over tiny field mice, and in the air creating terrifying circles (horrible spinning wheels and deadly metallic discs from that huge sword) to see how they react, occasionally shock the world in an unpleasant way. Hercules-Harlequin, the Triumphant Attorney, the World's Busybody: none of these roles suit this Nation; if you asked her, she would prefer not to play these parts, but something else! The seizure of Sapienza, correspondence with Sotomayor, protests to Otho King of Athens, fleets anchored in support of the Majesty of Portugal; in short, the whole—or almost the whole—of that effort involving protocols, diplomacy, protests, warnings, and "having the honor to be," has rightly fallen in public esteem to a very low point.

For in fact, it is reasonably asked, What vital interest has England in any cause now deciding itself in foreign parts? Once there was a Papistry and Protestantism, important as life eternal and death eternal; more lately there was an interest of Civil Order and Horrors of the French Revolution, important at least as rent-roll and preservation of the game; but now what is there? No cause in which any god or man of this British Nation can be thought to be concerned. Sham-kingship, now recognized and even self-recognized everywhere to be sham, wrestles and struggles with mere ballot-box Anarchy: not a pleasant spectacle to British minds. Both parties in the wrestle professing earnest wishes of peace to us, what have we to do with it except answer earnestly, "Peace, yes certainly," and mind our affairs elsewhere. The British Nation has no concern with that indispensable sorrowful and shameful wrestle now going on everywhere in foreign parts. The British Nation already, by self-experience centuries old, understands all that; was lucky enough to transact the greater part of that, in noble ancient ages, while the wrestle had not yet become a shameful one, but on both sides of it there was wisdom, virtue, heroic nobleness fruitful to all time,—thrice-lucky British Nation! The British Nation, I say, has nothing to learn there; has now quite another set of lessons to learn, far ahead of what is going on there. Sad example there, of what the issue is, and how inevitable and how imminent, might admonish the British Nation to be speedy with its new lessons; to bestir itself, as men in peril of conflagration do, with the neighboring houses all on fire! To obtain, for its own very pressing behoof, if by possibility it could, some real Captaincy instead of an imaginary one: to remove resolutely, and replace by a better sort, its own peculiar species of teaching and guiding histrios of various name, who here too are numerous exceedingly, and much in need of gentle removal, while the play is still good, and the comedy has not yet become tragic; and to be a little swift about it withal; and so to escape the otherwise inevitable evil day! This Britain might learn: but she does not need a protocolling establishment, with much "having the honor to be," to teach it her.

For real, it's fair to ask, what does England really care about in any issue going on overseas? There used to be a divide between Catholicism and Protestantism, which seemed as important as life and death; then there was the matter of Civil Order versus the horrors of the French Revolution, also significant in terms of economic interests; but now what is there? There's no cause that anyone in this British Nation can be thought to deeply care about. Pretend kingship, widely recognized and acknowledged to be fake, is struggling against pure chaos at the ballot box: not a pretty sight for British people. Both sides in this struggle claim they want peace with us, so what do we have to do with it except honestly respond, "Peace, definitely," and focus on our own matters? The British Nation has no stake in this sad and shameful conflict happening abroad. With centuries of experience behind it, the British Nation already understands all this; it was fortunate enough to have dealt with most of it in noble times when the struggle wasn't so disgraceful, and both sides offered wisdom, virtue, and heroic greatness for all time—truly fortunate British Nation! The British Nation, I say, has nothing more to learn there; it has a whole new set of lessons to grasp, far beyond what’s happening now. A sad example of the potential outcome and how unavoidable it is should prompt the British Nation to get on with its new lessons; to move quickly, like people trying to escape a fire with neighboring houses ablaze! To secure, for its own urgent needs, a real leader instead of a fake one: to decisively remove and replace its own kind of teachers and guides—who are also quite numerous and desperately need to be replaced, while the situation is still manageable and the comedy hasn't turned into a tragedy yet; and to hurry up with all of this to avoid an otherwise inevitable bad outcome! This is what Britain could learn: but it doesn’t need a bureaucratic establishment with all the formalities to teach it that.

No:—she has in fact certain cottons, hardwares and such like to sell in foreign parts, and certain wines, Portugal oranges, Baltic tar and other products to buy; and does need, I suppose, some kind of Consul, or accredited agent, accessible to British voyagers, here and there, in the chief cities of the Continent: through which functionary, or through the penny-post, if she had any specific message to foreign courts, it would be easy and proper to transmit the same. Special message-carriers, to be still called Ambassadors, if the name gratified them, could be sent when occasion great enough demanded; not sent when it did not. But for all purposes of a resident ambassador, I hear persons extensively and well acquainted among our foreign embassies at this date declare, That a well-selected Times reporter or "own correspondent" ordered to reside in foreign capitals, and keep his eyes open, and (though sparingly) his pen going, would in reality be much more effective;—and surely we see well, he would come a good deal cheaper! Considerably cheaper in expense of money; and in expense of falsity and grimacing hypocrisy (of which no human arithmetic can count the ultimate cost) incalculably cheaper! If this is the fact, why not treat it as such? If this is so in any measure, we had better in that measure admit it to be so! The time, I believe, has come for asking with considerable severity, How far is it so? Nay there are men now current in political society, men of weight though also of wit, who have been heard to say, "That there was but one reform for the Foreign Office,—to set a live coal under it," and with, of course, a fire-brigade which could prevent the undue spread of the devouring element into neighboring houses, let that reform it! In such odor is the Foreign Office too, if it were not that the Public, oppressed and nearly stifled with a mere infinitude of bad odors, neglects this one,—in fact, being able nearly always to avoid the street where it is, escapes this one, and (except a passing curse, once in the quarter or so) as good as forgets the existence of it.

No:—she actually has some cottons, hardware, and similar items to sell in foreign countries, and certain wines, Portuguese oranges, Baltic tar, and other products to buy. She probably needs some kind of Consul or accredited agent available to British travelers in the major cities of the Continent. Through this representative, or via the penny post, if she had any specific messages for foreign courts, it would be easy and appropriate to send them. Special message-carriers, still called Ambassadors if that title pleases them, could be dispatched when a significant occasion arises; otherwise, they wouldn’t be sent. But as for the role of a resident ambassador, I’ve heard knowledgeable people well-acquainted with our foreign embassies today declare that a well-chosen Times reporter or “own correspondent” assigned to live in foreign capitals, keeping an eye on things and (though sparingly) writing, would actually be much more effective;—and surely, we can see, it would cost a lot less! Considerably less in terms of money; and in terms of falsehood and pretentious hypocrisy (which no calculation can account for) immeasurably cheaper! If this is the case, why not acknowledge it? If this is true to any extent, we should accept it! I believe it’s time to seriously ask, how much is it true? In fact, there are influential people in political circles, respected yet witty, who’ve been heard to say, “The only reform needed for the Foreign Office is to put a live coal under it,” with, of course, a fire brigade ready to prevent the blaze from spreading to nearby buildings—let that be the reform! The Foreign Office is held in such low esteem that the public, burdened and almost suffocated by a multitude of unpleasant odors, tends to ignore this one; in fact, they can usually avoid the street where it is located, escaping this one and (except for an occasional curse every few weeks) nearly forgetting it exists.

Such, from sad personal experience and credited prevailing rumor, is the exoteric public conviction about these sublime establishments in Downing Street and the neighborhood, the esoteric mysteries of which are indeed still held sacred by the initiated, but believed by the world to be mere Dalai-Lama pills, manufactured let not refined lips hint how, and quite unsalvatory to mankind. Every one may remark what a hope animates the eyes of any circle, when it is reported or even confidently asserted, that Sir Robert Peel has in his mind privately resolved to go, one day, into that stable of King Augeas, which appalls human hearts, so rich is it, high-piled with the droppings of two hundred years; and Hercules-like to load a thousand night-wagons from it, and turn running water into it, and swash and shovel at it, and never leave it till the antique pavement, and real basis of the matter, show itself clean again! In any intelligent circle such a rumor, like the first break of day to men in darkness, enlightens all eyes; and each says devoutly, "Faxitis, O ye righteous Powers that have pity on us! All England grateful, with kindling looks, will rise in the rear of him, and from its deepest heart bid him good speed!"

From sad personal experience and widely circulated rumor, this is the common public belief about those impressive institutions in Downing Street and the surrounding area. The deeper secrets are still respected by those in the know, but the world sees them as nothing more than empty promises, produced through means we shouldn’t discuss, and completely unhelpful to humanity. Anyone can see the hope that lights up the eyes of any group when it’s reported or even confidently claimed that Sir Robert Peel has privately decided to venture into that dreadful place, which terrifies people’s hearts, filled to the brim with the refuse of two hundred years. Like Hercules, he would load countless night-wagons, direct a stream of water into it, shovel away at the mess, and not stop until the ancient ground, the real foundation of the matter, is revealed to be clean again! In any thoughtful gathering, such news, like the first light of day to those in the dark, brings clarity to all. Each person devoutly says, "Faxitis, O you righteous Powers that have mercy on us! All of England, with hopeful faces, will support him and wish him well from the bottom of its heart!"

For it is universally felt that some esoteric man, well acquainted with the mysteries and properties good and evil of the administrative stable, is the fittest to reform it, nay can alone reform it otherwise than by sheer violence and destruction, which is a way we would avoid; that in fact Sir Robert Peel is, at present, the one likely or possible man to reform it. And secondly it is felt that "reform" in that Downing-Street department of affairs is precisely the reform which were worth all others; that those administrative establishments in Downing Street are really the Government of this huge ungoverned Empire; that to clean out the dead pedantries, unveracities, indolent somnolent impotences, and accumulated dung-mountains there, is the beginning of all practical good whatsoever. Yes, get down once again to the actual pavement of that; ascertain what the thing is, and was before dung accumulated in it; and what it should and may, and must, for the life's sake of this Empire, henceforth become: here clearly lies the heart of the whole matter. Political reform, if this be not reformed, is naught and a mere mockery.

For it is widely believed that some insightful person, who is well-versed in the complexities and both the good and bad aspects of the administrative system, is the best candidate to reform it; in fact, only someone like this can reform it without resorting to sheer violence and destruction, which we want to avoid. Currently, it seems that Sir Robert Peel is the most likely person to enact this reform. Additionally, it is recognized that "reform" in that department on Downing Street is, in fact, the reform that is more valuable than any other; those administrative offices on Downing Street effectively represent the Government of this vast ungoverned Empire. Cleaning out the outdated practices, falsehoods, lazy complacencies, and enormous piles of neglect there is the starting point for all genuinely beneficial actions. Yes, we must get back to the actual foundation of that; determine what it is, and what it was before all the clutter built up, and what it should and must become, for the survival of this Empire: this is clearly the core of the entire issue. Political reform is meaningless and merely a joke if this isn’t addressed.

What England wants, and will require to have, or sink in nameless anarchies, is not a Reformed Parliament, meaning thereby a Parliament elected according to the six or the four or any other number of "points" and cunningly devised improvements in hustings mechanism, but a Reformed Executive or Sovereign Body of Rulers and Administrators,—some improved method, innumerable improvements in our poor blind methods, of getting hold of these. Not a better Talking-Apparatus, the best conceivable Talking-Apparatus would do very little for us at present;—but an infinitely better Acting-Apparatus, the benefits of which would be invaluable now and henceforth. The practical question puts itself with ever-increasing stringency to all English minds: Can we, by no industry, energy, utmost expenditure of human ingenuity, and passionate invocation of the Heavens and Earth, get to attain some twelve or ten or six men to manage the affairs of this nation in Downing Street and the chief posts elsewhere, who are abler for the work than those we have been used to, this long while? For it is really a heroic work, and cannot be done by histrios, and dexterous talkers having the honor to be: it is a heavy and appalling work; and, at the starting of it especially, will require Herculean men; such mountains of pedant exuviae and obscene owl-droppings have accumulated in those regions, long the habitation of doleful creatures; the old pavements, the natural facts and real essential functions of those establishments, have not been seen by eyes for these two hundred years last past! Herculean men acquainted with the virtues of running water, and with the divine necessity of getting down to the clear pavements and old veracities; who tremble before no amount of pedant exuviae, no loudest shrieking of doleful creatures; who tremble only to live, themselves, like inane phantasms, and to leave their life as a paltry contribution to the guano mountains, and not as a divine eternal protest against them!

What England needs—and must have to avoid falling into chaotic situations—is not just a Reformed Parliament, meaning one elected based on six or four points or any other cleverly designed improvements to the election process, but a Reformed Executive or a group of Rulers and Administrators. We need some improved methods and countless enhancements to our ineffective ways of managing these affairs. A better discussion platform, even the best one possible, wouldn't help us much right now; what we need is a far superior action system, and the advantages of that would be priceless now and in the future. The urgent question facing all English people is: Can we, through tireless effort, energy, the greatest application of human creativity, and passionate appeals to the heavens and earth, find a dozen, ten, or six individuals who can manage the country's affairs in Downing Street and other key positions, who are more capable than those we've had for a long time? This is truly a monumental task, and it can't be done by actors and skilled speakers who merely hold the title; it’s a serious and daunting job that will especially need extraordinary individuals at the start. Such a buildup of ridiculous pretentiousness and useless nonsense has accumulated in those areas, which have long been home to sorrowful figures; the fundamental truths and actual functions of those institutions haven’t been recognized by anyone for the past two hundred years! We need extraordinary people who understand the importance of clean water and the need to return to the essential truths and old realities; who do not shy away from any amount of pretentious nonsense or the loud cries of sorrowful beings; who only fear living like empty shadows and leaving their life as a trivial contribution to the piles of rubbish, instead of leaving behind a powerful, eternal objection against them!

These are the kind of men we want; these, the nearest possible approximation to these, are the men we must find and have, or go bankrupt altogether; for the concern as it is will evidently not hold long together. How true is this of Crabbe: "Men sit in Parliament eighty-three hours per week, debating about many things. Men sit in Downing Street, doing protocols, Syrian treaties, Greek questions, Portuguese, Spanish, French, Egyptian and AEthiopian questions; dexterously writing despatches, and having the honor to be. Not a question of them is at all pressing in comparison with the English question. Pacifico the miraculous Gibraltar Jew has been hustled by some populace in Greece:—upon him let the British Lion drop, very rapidly indeed, a constitutional tear. Radetzky is said to be advancing upon Milan;—I am sorry to hear it, and perhaps it does deserve a despatch, or friendly letter, once and away: but the Irish Giant, named of Despair, is advancing upon London itself, laying waste all English cities, towns and villages; that is the interesting Government despatch of the day! I notice him in Piccadilly, blue-visaged, thatched in rags, a blue child on each arm; hunger-driven, wide-mouthed, seeking whom he may devour: he, missioned by the just Heavens, too truly and too sadly their 'divine missionary' come at last in this authoritative manner, will throw us all into Doubting Castle, I perceive! That is the phenomenon worth protocolling about, and writing despatches upon, and thinking of with all one's faculty day and night, if one wishes to have the honor to be—anything but a Phantasm Governor of England just now! I entreat your Lordship's all but undivided attention to that Domestic Irish Giant, named of Despair, for a great many years to come. Prophecy of him there has long been; but now by the rot of the potato (blessed be the just gods, who send us either swift death or some beginning of cure at last!), he is here in person, and there is no denying him, or disregarding him any more; and woe to the public watchman that ignores him, and sees Pacifico the Gibraltar Jew instead!"

These are the kind of men we need; these, or the closest possible versions of them, are the men we have to find and keep, or we'll go bankrupt completely; because the business as it stands won't hold up for long. How true is this about Crabbe: "Men sit in Parliament eighty-three hours a week, debating a lot of things. Men sit in Downing Street, managing protocols, Syrian treaties, Greek issues, Portuguese, Spanish, French, Egyptian, and Ethiopian matters; skillfully writing dispatches and having the honor to be. None of these issues is anywhere near as urgent as the English question. Pacifico, the miraculous Gibraltar Jew, has been pushed around by some crowd in Greece:—let the British Lion shed a constitutional tear for him, very quickly. Radetzky is said to be moving towards Milan;—I’m sorry to hear that, and perhaps it deserves a dispatch or a friendly letter, but the Irish Giant called Despair is heading straight for London, ruining all English cities, towns, and villages; that is the government dispatch of the day! I see him in Piccadilly, blue-faced, dressed in rags, with a blue child on each arm; driven by hunger, wide-mouthed, looking for whom he may devour: he, sent by the just heavens, too accurately and too sadly their 'divine missionary' now coming in this authoritative manner, will throw us all into Doubting Castle, I can see it! That is the phenomenon worth noting in protocols, worthy of dispatches, and thinking about with all one's energy day and night, if one wants to be—anything but a Phantasm Governor of England right now! I urge your Lordship's almost undivided attention to that Domestic Irish Giant named Despair for many years to come. There has been prophecy about him for a long time, but now due to the rot of the potato (blessed be the just gods, who send us either swift death or some beginning of cure at last!), he is here in person, and there's no denying him or ignoring him anymore; and woe to the public watchman who overlooks him and only sees Pacifico the Gibraltar Jew instead!"

What these strange Entities in Downing Street intrinsically are; who made them, why they were made; how they do their function; and what their function, so huge in appearance, may in net-result amount to,—is probably known to no mortal. The unofficial mind passes by in dark wonder; not pretending to know. The official mind must not blab;—the official mind, restricted to its own square foot of territory in the vast labyrinth, is probably itself dark, and unable to blab. We see the outcome; the mechanism we do not see. How the tailors clip and sew, in that sublime sweating establishment of theirs, we know not: that the coat they bring us out is the sorrowfulest fantastic mockery of a coat, a mere intricate artistic network of traditions and formalities, an embroiled reticulation made of web-listings and superannuated thrums and tatters, endurable to no grown Nation as a coat, is mournfully clear!—

What these strange entities in Downing Street really are; who created them, why they were created; how they operate; and what their massive function ultimately leads to—no one really knows. The unofficial perspective is filled with dark wonder, not pretending to have the answers. The official perspective must remain tight-lipped; constrained to its own small area in the vast maze, it is probably just as clueless and unable to spill any secrets. We see the results, but we don’t see the inner workings. We don’t know how the tailors cut and stitch in their remarkable workshop, but it’s painfully obvious that the coat they produce is the saddest, most absurd mockery of a coat—a tangled artistic web of traditions and formalities, an intricate mess made of outdated lists, old threads, and scraps, which no mature nation could accept as a coat!

Two kinds of fundamental error are supposable in such a set of Offices; these two, acting and reacting, are the vice of all inefficient Offices whatever.—First, that the work, such as it may be, is ill done in these establishments. That it is delayed, neglected, slurred over, committed to hands that cannot do it well; that, in a word, the questions sent thither are not wisely handled, but unwisely; not decided truly and rapidly, but with delays and wrong at last: which is the principal character, and the infallible result, of an insufficient Intellect being set to decide them. Or second, what is still fataler, the work done there may itself be quite the wrong kind of work. Not the kind of supervision and direction which Colonies, and other such interests, Home or Foreign, do by the nature of them require from the Central Government; not that, but a quite other kind! The Sotomayor correspondence, for example, is considered by many persons not to be mismanaged merely, but to be a thing which should never have been managed at all; a quite superfluous concern, which and the like of which the British Government has almost no call to get into, at this new epoch of time. And not Sotomayor only, nor Sapienza only, in regard to that Foreign Office, but innumerable other things, if our witty friend of the "live coal" have reason in him! Of the Colonial Office, too, it is urged that the questions they decide and operate upon are, in very great part, questions which they never should have meddled with, but almost all of which should have been decided in the Colonies themselves,—Mother Country or Colonial Office reserving its energy for a quite other class of objects, which are terribly neglected just now.

Two types of basic mistakes can happen in such a set of Offices; these two, influencing each other, are the flaws of all inefficient Offices. First, the work, whatever it may be, is poorly done in these establishments. It’s delayed, neglected, rushed, or handed over to people who aren’t capable of doing it well; in short, the issues sent there are not handled wisely but poorly; they’re not resolved accurately and quickly, but instead face delays and mistakes in the end: this is the main feature and inevitable outcome of an inadequate intellect being assigned to resolve them. Second, which is even worse, the work done there might be the completely wrong kind of work. Not the type of supervision and direction that colonies and other related interests, whether at home or abroad, naturally require from the Central Government; not that, but something entirely different! The Sotomayor correspondence, for instance, is seen by many as not just mismanaged, but as something that shouldn’t have been managed at all; a completely unnecessary issue that the British Government has almost no reason to get involved with at this current time. And it’s not just about Sotomayor or Sapienza regarding that Foreign Office, but countless other matters too, if our clever friend with the “live coal” has any sense! Regarding the Colonial Office, it’s also argued that the issues they decide on and work through are, for the most part, matters they should never have interfered with, but rather, almost all of them should have been resolved in the colonies themselves—leaving the Mother Country or Colonial Office to focus their efforts on a completely different class of matters, which are terribly neglected right now.

These are the two vices that beset Government Offices; both of them originating in insufficient Intellect,—that sad insufficiency from which, directly or indirectly, all evil whatsoever springs! And these two vices act and react, so that where the one is, the other is sure to be; and each encouraging the growth of the other, both (if some cleaning of the Augeas stable have not intervened for a long while) will be found in frightful development. You cannot have your work well done, if the work be not of a right kind, if it be not work prescribed by the law of Nature as well as by the rules of the office. Laziness, which lies in wait round all human labor-offices, will in that case infallibly leak in, and vitiate the doing of the work. The work is but idle; if the doing of it will but pass, what need of more? The essential problem, as the rules of office prescribe it for you, if Nature and Fact say nothing, is that your work be got to pass; if the work itself is worth nothing, or little or an uncertain quantity, what more can gods or men require of it, or, above all, can I who am the doer of it require, but that it be got to pass?

These are the two issues that plague Government Offices; both stemming from a lack of intelligence— that unfortunate inadequacy from which, directly or indirectly, all evil arises! These two issues influence each other, so wherever one is present, the other is sure to be found; each promotes the growth of the other, and both (unless there has been some thorough cleanup of the Augeas stable for a long time) will be in horrendous condition. You can’t expect your work to be well done if it’s not the right kind of work, if it isn't work prescribed by the laws of nature as well as the office rules. Laziness, lurking around all human labor offices, will inevitably creep in and spoil the work. The work is essentially pointless; if getting it done is all that matters, why need anything more? The fundamental issue, as the office rules outline it for you, if nature and fact don’t say otherwise, is that your work gets completed; if the work itself is worth nothing, or very little, or is uncertain in value, what more can gods or people ask of it, or especially, what more can I, the one doing it, ask, but that it gets finished?

And now enters another fatal effect, the mother of ever-new mischiefs, which renders well-doing or improvement impossible, and drives bad everywhere continually into worse. The work being what we see, a stupid subaltern will do as well as a gifted one; the essential point is, that he be a quiet one, and do not bother me who have the driving of him. Nay, for this latter object, is not a certain height of intelligence even dangerous? I want no mettled Arab horse, with his flashing glances, arched, neck and elastic step, to draw my wretched sand-cart through the streets; a broken, grass-fed galloway, Irish garron, or painful ass with nothing in the belly of him but patience and furze, will do it safelier for me, if more slowly. Nay I myself, am I the worse for being of a feeble order of intelligence; what the irreverent speculative, world calls barren, red-tapish, limited, and even intrinsically dark and small, and if it must be said, stupid?—To such a climax does it come in all Government and other Offices, where Human Stupidity has once introduced itself (as it will everywhere do), and no Scavenger God intervenes. The work, at first of some worth, is ill done, and becomes of less worth and of ever less, and finally of none: the worthless work can now afford to be ill done; and Human Stupidity, at a double geometrical ratio, with frightful expansion grows and accumulates,—towards the unendurable.

And now we see another tragic consequence, the source of endless troubles, that makes doing good or improving impossible, and continuously pushes bad things into worse. The result is what we observe; a dull worker will perform just as well as a talented one. The key point is that he needs to be compliant and not give me any trouble while I handle him. In fact, isn't a certain level of intelligence even risky for this purpose? I don’t want a spirited Arabian horse with its shining eyes, arched neck, and lively step to pull my miserable cart through the streets; a broken-down, grass-fed pony, an Irish donkey, or a stubborn mule with nothing inside but patience and a bit of grit will do the job more safely for me, even if it’s slower. And as for me, am I worse off for having a limited level of intelligence? What the irreverent, speculative world might call barren, bureaucratic, restricted, and even absurdly small and stupid?—This is where we end up in all Government and other Offices, where Human Stupidity has once set in (as it tends to do everywhere), and no divine intervention occurs. The work, initially of some value, is poorly done and loses value continuously until it becomes worthless: the worthless work can now afford to be done poorly; and Human Stupidity, at an alarming exponential rate, expands and accumulates towards the unbearable.

The reforming Hercules, Sir Robert Peel or whoever he is to be, that enters Downing Street, will ask himself this question first of all, What work is now necessary, not in form and by traditionary use and wont, but in very fact, for the vital interests of the British Nation, to be done here? The second question, How to get it well done, and to keep the best hands doing it well, will be greatly simplified by a good answer to that. Oh for an eye that could see in those hideous mazes, and a heart that could dare and do! Strenuous faithful scrutiny, not of what is thought to be what in the red-tape regions, but of what really is what in the realms of Fact and Nature herself; deep-seeing, wise and courageous eyes, that could look through innumerable cobweb veils, and detect what fact or no-fact lies at heart of them,—how invaluable these! For, alas, it is long since such eyes were much in the habit of looking steadfastly at any department of our affairs; and poor commonplace creatures, helping themselves along, in the way of makeshift, from year to year, in such an element, do wonderful works indeed. Such creatures, like moles, are safe only underground, and their engineerings there become very daedalean. In fact, such unfortunate persons have no resource but to become what we call Pedants; to ensconce themselves in a safe world of habitudes, of applicable or inapplicable traditions; not coveting, rather avoiding the general daylight of common-sense, as very extraneous to them and their procedure; by long persistence in which course they become Completed Pedants, hidebound, impenetrable, able to defy the hostile extraneous element; an alarming kind of men, Such men, left to themselves for a century or two, in any Colonial, Foreign, or other Office, will make a terrible affair of it!

The reforming Hercules, Sir Robert Peel or whoever he may be, who enters Downing Street will first ask himself this question: What work needs to be done here for the vital interests of the British Nation, not just based on tradition, but in reality? The second question, How to get it done well and ensure the best people are doing it effectively, will be much easier to answer with a good response to the first. Oh, how we need an eye that can see through those complicated problems, and a heart that can take risks and take action! We need diligent, honest scrutiny, not just of what is thought to be true in the bureaucratic world, but of what actually is true in the realm of facts and nature; wise, perceptive, and brave observers who can look through countless layers of complication and uncover what is fact or fiction at their core—how invaluable that would be! Unfortunately, it's been a long time since such eyes were consistently focused on any area of our affairs; meanwhile, ordinary people just cobble together makeshift solutions from year to year. These people, much like moles, can only operate safely underground, and their scheming there becomes quite complex. In fact, these unfortunate individuals have no choice but to become what we call Pedants; they hide away in a comfortable world of habits and either relevant or irrelevant traditions; rather than seeking the bright light of common sense, they avoid it as it seems unrelated to them and their methods. Over time, this behavior leads them to become Complete Pedants, rigid and unyielding, able to defy the outside world; a concerning type of individual. If left to their own devices for a century or two in any Government, Foreign, or other Office, they will create a disastrous situation!

For the one enemy we have in this Universe is Stupidity, Darkness of Mind; of which darkness, again, there are many sources, every sin a source, and probably self-conceit the chief source. Darkness of mind, in every kind and variety, does to a really tragic extent abound: but of all the kinds of darkness, surely the Pedant darkness, which asserts and believes itself to be light, is the most formidable to mankind! For empires or for individuals there is but one class of men to be trembled at; and that is the Stupid Class, the class that cannot see, who alas are they mainly that will not see. A class of mortals under which as administrators, kings, priests, diplomatists, &c., the interests of mankind in every European country have sunk overloaded, as under universal nightmare, near to extinction; and indeed are at this moment convulsively writhing, decided either to throw off the unblessed superincumbent nightmare, or roll themselves and it to the Abyss. Vain to reform Parliament, to invent ballot-boxes, to reform this or that; the real Administration, practical Management of the Commonwealth, goes all awry; choked up with long-accumulated pedantries, so that your appointed workers have been reduced to work as moles; and it is one vast boring and counter-boring, on the part of eyeless persons irreverently called stupid; and a daedalean bewilderment, writing "impossible" on all efforts or proposals, supervenes.

The only enemy we have in this Universe is Stupidity, a Darkness of Mind; and there are many sources of this darkness, with every sin being one source, and probably self-conceit being the main source. Darkness of mind, in all its forms and varieties, exists to a truly tragic extent: but of all the kinds of darkness, the Pedant darkness—which insists and believes it is light—is surely the most dangerous for humanity! For empires or individuals, there is only one group of people to fear, and that is the Stupid Class, those who cannot see, who unfortunately are mostly those who refuse to see. This class of people, as administrators, kings, priests, diplomats, etc., has caused the interests of humanity in every European country to sink under a heavy nightmare, nearing extinction; and indeed they are currently in a convulsive struggle, deciding either to cast off this cursed burden or roll themselves and it into the Abyss. It is useless to reform Parliament, to create ballot boxes, or to reform this or that; the real Administration, the practical Management of the Commonwealth, is all off track; clogged with long-accumulated pedantries, so that your appointed workers have been reduced to laboring like moles; and it becomes one vast cycle of drilling and counter-drilling, led by those without vision, disrespectfully labeled as stupid; and an intricate confusion follows, writing "impossible" on all efforts or proposals.

The State itself, not in Downing Street alone but in every department of it, has altered much from what it was in past times; and it will again have to alter very much, to alter I think from top to bottom, if it means to continue existing in the times that are now coming and come!

The government itself, not just in Downing Street but in every department, has changed a lot compared to the past; and it will need to change even more, I believe from top to bottom, if it wants to keep existing in the times that are coming and are already here!

The State, left to shape itself by dim pedantries and traditions, without distinctness of conviction, or purpose beyond that of helping itself over the difficulty of the hour, has become, instead of a luminous vitality permeating with its light all provinces of our affairs, a most monstrous agglomerate of inanities, as little adapted for the actual wants of a modern community as the worst citizen need wish. The thing it is doing is by no means the thing we want to have done. What we want! Let the dullest British man endeavor to raise in his mind this question, and ask himself in sincerity what the British Nation wants at this time. Is it to have, with endless jargoning, debating, motioning and counter-motioning, a settlement effected between the Honorable Mr. This and the Honorable Mr. That, as to their respective pretensions to ride the high horse? Really it is unimportant which of them ride it. Going upon past experience long continued now, I should say with brevity, "Either of them—Neither of them." If our Government is to be a No-Government, what is the matter who administers it? Fling an orange-skin into St. James's Street; let the man it hits be your man. He, if you breed him a little to it, and tie the due official bladders to his ankles, will do as well as another this sublime problem of balancing himself upon the vortexes, with the long loaded-pole in his hands; and will, with straddling painful gestures, float hither and thither, walking the waters in that singular manner for a little while, as well as his foregoers did, till he also capsize, and be left floating feet uppermost; after which you choose another.

The State, shaped by vague rules and traditions, without clear beliefs or goals beyond getting through today's challenges, has turned into a chaotic mix of uselessness, barely meeting the actual needs of a modern society. What it’s doing is definitely not what we want. What we want! Even the most uninterested British person should try to think about this question and honestly ask what the British Nation needs right now. Is it to have endless talking, debating, and back-and-forth between Mr. This and Mr. That over who gets to take the lead? Honestly, it doesn’t matter who leads. Based on long experience, I’d say simply, “Either of them—Neither of them.” If our Government is going to be ineffective, what difference does it make who runs it? Toss an orange peel into St. James's Street; let whoever it hits be your new leader. If you train him a bit and give him the right official responsibilities, he’ll do just as well as anyone else in this great task of balancing on the chaos, with a long pole in his hands. He’ll, with awkward movements, drift around for a while, just like those before him, until he tips over and ends up floating upside down; then you can pick someone else.

What an immense pother, by parliamenting and palavering in all corners of your empire, to decide such a question as that! I say, if that is the function, almost any human creature can learn to discharge it: fling out your orange-skin again; and save an incalculable labor, and an emission of nonsense and falsity, and electioneering beer and bribery and balderdash, which is terrible to think of, in deciding. Your National Parliament, in so far as it has only that question to decide, may be considered as an enormous National Palaver existing mainly for imaginary purposes; and certain, in these days of abbreviated labor, to get itself sent home again to its partridge-shootings, fox-huntings, and above all, to its rat-catchings, if it could but understand the time of day, and know (as our indignant Crabbe remarks) that "the real Nimrod of this era, who alone does any good to the era, is the rat-catcher!"

What a huge fuss, debating and arguing all over your empire, to decide something like that! I say, if that's the job, almost anyone can learn to do it: just throw out your useless opinions again; and save a ton of effort, along with a lot of nonsense, falsehoods, election beer, bribery, and ridiculous talk, which is awful to consider in making a decision. Your National Parliament, if it only has that question to settle, might as well be seen as a big National Debate happening mostly for pretend purposes; and surely, in these days of shorter work hours, it should be sent back home to its bird hunting, fox hunting, and especially its rat catching, if it could just get with the times and realize (as our outraged Crabbe points out) that "the real hero of this era, who actually does any good for the time, is the rat-catcher!"

The notion that any Government is or can be a No-Government, without the deadliest peril to all noble interests of the Commonwealth, and by degrees slower or swifter to all ignoble ones also, and to the very gully-drains, and thief lodging-houses, and Mosaic sweating establishments, and at last without destruction to such No-Government itself,—was never my notion; and I hope it will soon cease altogether to be the world's or to be anybody's. But if it be the correct notion, as the world seems at present to flatter itself, I point out improvements and abbreviations. Dismiss your National Palaver; make the Times Newspaper your National Palaver, which needs no beer-barrels or hustings, and is cheaper in expense of money and of falsity a thousand and a million fold; have an economical red-tape drilling establishment (it were easier to devise such a thing than a right Modern University);—and fling out your orange-skin among the graduates, when you want a new Premier.

The idea that any government can exist without being a government, without putting the valuable interests of society at serious risk, and gradually affecting lesser interests too, and ultimately leading to the downfall of that very no-government itself — that's never been my belief, and I hope it stops being anyone's belief soon. But if this is the widely accepted idea that the world seems to believe right now, then I suggest some improvements and shortcuts. Get rid of your National Talk; make the Times Newspaper your National Talk, since it doesn’t need beer barrels or rallies, and it’s cheaper in terms of both money and dishonesty by a thousand times over; create a streamlined bureaucratic system (it's actually easier to come up with that than to create a true Modern University);—and throw out your orange peel among the graduates when you need a new Prime Minister.

A mighty question indeed! Who shall be Premier, and take in hand the "rudder of government," otherwise called the "spigot of taxation;" shall it be the Honorable Felix Parvulus, or the Right Honorable Felicissimus Zero? By our electioneerings and Hansard Debatings, and ever-enduring tempest of jargon that goes on everywhere, we manage to settle that; to have it declared, with no bloodshed except insignificant blood from the nose in hustings-time, but with immense beershed and inkshed and explosion of nonsense, which darkens all the air, that the Right Honorable Zero is to be the man. That we firmly settle; Zero, all shivering with rapture and with terror, mounts into the high saddle; cramps himself on, with knees, heels, hands and feet; and the horse gallops—whither it lists. That the Right Honorable Zero should attempt controlling the horse—Alas, alas, he, sticking on with beak and claws, is too happy if the horse will only gallop any-whither, and not throw him. Measure, polity, plan or scheme of public good or evil, is not in the head of Felicissimus; except, if he could but devise it, some measure that would please his horse for the moment, and encourage him to go with softer paces, godward or devilward as it might be, and save Felicissimus's leather, which is fast wearing. This is what we call a Government in England, for nearly two centuries now.

A powerful question indeed! Who will be the Premier and take the “rudder of government,” also known as the “spigot of taxation?” Will it be the Honorable Felix Parvulus or the Right Honorable Felicissimus Zero? Through our campaigning and parliamentary debates, and the constant noise of chatter that surrounds us, we manage to settle this; to declare, with no bloodshed except minor injuries during election rallies, but with plenty of beer and ink spilled and a lot of nonsense that clouds the atmosphere, that the Right Honorable Zero will be the one. We firmly establish that; Zero, both thrilled and terrified, climbs into the high saddle; braces himself with his knees, heels, hands, and feet; and the horse gallops—wherever it wants. That the Right Honorable Zero should try to control the horse—oh dear, he is just holding on with all his might, praying the horse will simply run anywhere and not throw him off. Plans, policies, or visions of public good or harm are not in Felicissimus's mind, except perhaps he wishes he could come up with a way to please his horse just for the moment, coaxing it to move at a gentler pace, whether towards heaven or hell, and save his saddle, which is wearing out quickly. This is what we call a Government in England for almost two centuries now.

I wish Felicissimus were saddle-sick forever and a day! He is a dreadful object, however much we are used to him. If the horse had not been bred and broken in, for a thousand years, by real riders and horse-subduers, perhaps the best and bravest the world ever saw, what would have become of Felicissimus and him long since? This horse, by second-nature, religiously respects all fences; gallops, if never so madly, on the highways alone;—seems to me, of late, like a desperate Sleswick thunder-horse who had lost his way, galloping in the labyrinthic lanes of a woody flat country; passionate to reach his goal; unable to reach it, because in the flat leafy lanes there is no outlook whatever, and in the bridle there is no guidance whatever. So he gallops stormfully along, thinking it is forward and forward; and alas, it is only round and round, out of one old lane into the other;—nay (according to some) "he mistakes his own footprints, which of course grow ever more numerous, for the sign of a more and more frequented road;" and his despair is hourly increasing. My impression is, he is certain soon, such is the growth of his necessity and his despair, to—plunge across the fence, into an opener survey of the country; and to sweep Felicissimus off his back, and comb him away very tragically in the process! Poor Sleswicker, I wish you were better ridden. I perceive it lies in the Fates you must now either be better ridden, or else not long at all. This plunging in the heavy labyrinth of over-shaded lanes, with one's stomach getting empty, one's Ireland falling into cannibalism, and no vestige of a goal either visible or possible, cannot last.

I wish Felicissimus would stay sick of riding forever! He’s an awful sight, no matter how accustomed we are to him. If this horse hadn't been bred and trained for a thousand years by the best riders the world has ever seen, what would have happened to him long ago? This horse instinctively respects all fences and only gallops wildly on the highways; lately, he seems like a frantic Sleswick thunder-horse who’s lost his way, racing through the maze of winding, leafy country lanes. He’s desperate to reach his destination but can't because in the flat, tree-lined paths there's no view, and the bridle offers no direction. So he storms along, convinced he's going forward, but sadly, he’s just going in circles, moving from one old lane to another—some even say he confuses his own hoofprints, which keep multiplying, for signs of a busier road, and his despair grows by the hour. I have a feeling he’ll soon, driven by his growing need and despair, plunge right through the fence into a clearer view of the landscape; and tragically, he’ll throw Felicissimus off in the process! Poor Sleswicker, I wish you were ridden better. It seems like fate has it that you need to be ridden better now, or else you'll be finished soon. This struggle in the tangled maze of shaded lanes, with your stomach empty, your homeland falling into chaos, and no sign of a goal in sight, can’t go on.

Colonial Offices, Foreign, Home and other Offices, got together under these strange circumstances, cannot well be expected to be the best that human ingenuity could devise; the wonder rather is to see them so good as they are. Who made them, ask me not. Made they clearly were; for we see them here in a concrete condition, writing despatches, and drawing salary with a view to buy pudding. But how those Offices in Downing Street were made; who made them, or for what kind of objects they were made, would be hard to say at present. Dim visions and phantasmagories gathered from the Books of Horace Walpole, Memoirs of Bubb Doddington, Memoirs of my Lady Sundon, Lord Fanny Hervey, and innumerable others, rise on us, beckoning fantastically towards, not an answer, but some conceivable intimations of an answer, and proclaiming very legibly the old text, "Quam parva sapientia," in respect of this hard-working much-subduing British Nation; giving rise to endless reflections in a thinking Englishman of this day. Alas, it is ever so: each generation has its task, and does it better or worse; greatly neglecting what is not immediately its task. Our poor grandfathers, so busy conquering Indias, founding Colonies, inventing spinning-jennies, kindling Lancashires and Bromwichams, took no thought about the government of all that; left it all to be governed by Lord Fanny and the Hanover Succession, or how the gods pleased. And now we the poor grandchildren find that it will not stick together on these terms any longer; that our sad, dangerous and sore task is to discover some government for this big world which has been conquered to us; that the red-tape Offices in Downing Street are near the end of their rope; that if we can get nothing better, in the way of government, it is all over with our world and us. How the Downing-Street Offices originated, and what the meaning of them was or is, let Dryasdust, when in some lucid moment the whim takes him, instruct us. Enough for us to know and see clearly, with urgent practical inference derived from such insight, That they were not made for us or for our objects at all; that the devouring Irish Giant is here, and that he cannot be fed with red-tape, and will eat us if we cannot feed him.

Colonial Offices, Foreign, Home, and other Offices, coming together under these unusual circumstances, can't be expected to be the best that human creativity could come up with; the real surprise is that they are as decent as they are. Who created them, don't ask me. They were clearly made; we see them here, in a tangible form, writing dispatches and earning salaries to buy food. But how those Offices in Downing Street originated, who put them together, or what purposes they served, is hard to say right now. Vague ideas and fantasies from the books of Horace Walpole, Memoirs of Bubb Doddington, Memoirs of my Lady Sundon, Lord Fanny Hervey, and countless others come to mind, not offering answers but hinting at possible insights, and clearly stating the old phrase, "Quam parva sapientia," regarding this industrious, dominant British Nation; sparking endless reflections for a thoughtful Englishman today. Sadly, it’s always like this: each generation faces its challenges and handles them better or worse, often overlooking what isn’t immediately their concern. Our poor grandfathers, so preoccupied with conquering India, establishing Colonies, inventing the spinning jenny, and igniting places like Lancashire and Bromwicham, didn’t consider the governance of all that; they left it to be managed by Lord Fanny and the Hanover Succession, or whatever the gods saw fit. And now we, the unfortunate grandchildren, realize that this won’t hold together under those terms any longer; our difficult, risky, and urgent task is to find a way to govern this vast world that's been handed down to us; the bureaucratic Offices in Downing Street are at their breaking point; if we can't find something better in terms of governance, it’s all over for our world and us. How the Downing Street Offices came to be, and what they mean or meant, let Dryasdust inform us when he feels inspired during one of his clearer moments. It’s enough for us to know and clearly see, with pressing practical implications from this understanding, that they were not created for us or our purposes at all; that the voracious Irish Giant is here, and he cannot be satisfied with bureaucratic processes, and will consume us if we can’t sustain him.

On the whole, let us say Felicissimus made them;—or rather it was the predecessors of Felicissimus, who were not so dreadfully hunted, sticking to the wild and ever more desperate Sleswicker in the leafy labyrinth of lanes, as he now is. He, I think, will never make anything; but be combed off by the elm-boughs, and left sprawling in the ditch. But in past time, this and the other heavy-laden red-tape soul had withal a glow of patriotism in him; now and then, in his whirling element, a gleam of human ingenuity, some eye towards business that must be done. At all events, for him and every one, Parliament needed to be persuaded that business was done. By the contributions of many such heavy-laden souls, driven on by necessity outward and inward, these singular Establishments are here. Contributions—who knows how far back they go, far beyond the reign of George the Second, or perhaps the reign of William Conqueror. Noble and genuine some of them were, many of them were, I need not doubt: for there is no human edifice that stands long but has got itself planted, here and there, upon the basis of fact; and being built, in many respects, according to the laws of statics: no standing edifice, especially no edifice of State, but has had the wise and brave at work in it, contributing their lives to it; and is "cemented," whether it know the fact or not, "by the blood of heroes!" None; not even the Foreign Office, Home Office, still less the National Palaver itself. William Conqueror, I find, must have had a first-rate Home Office, for his share. The Domesday Book, done in four years, and done as it is, with such an admirable brevity, explicitness and completeness, testifies emphatically what kind of under-secretaries and officials William had. Silent officials and secretaries, I suppose; not wasting themselves in parliamentary talk; reserving all their intelligence for silent survey of the huge dumb fact, silent consideration how they might compass the mastery of that. Happy secretaries, happy William!

Overall, let’s say Felicissimus created them; or rather, it was the predecessors of Felicissimus, who weren’t so relentlessly pursued, sticking to the tumultuous and increasingly desperate Sleswicker in the leafy maze of lanes, as he now is. I think he will never create anything; he’ll just get tangled in the elm branches and be left sprawled in the ditch. However, in the past, this and the other burdened bureaucrat still had some spark of patriotism; occasionally, amidst the chaos, a flash of human ingenuity, some focus on the business that needed to be done. In any case, he and everyone else needed to convince Parliament that the work was being done. Through the contributions of many such burdened individuals, driven by necessity both outward and inward, these unique establishments exist. Contributions—who knows how far back they go, well beyond the reign of George the Second or perhaps even the reign of William the Conqueror. Some of them were noble and genuine, many of them surely were; for no human structure stands for long without being grounded in reality, and built in many ways according to the laws of physics: no standing structure, especially no State structure, lacks the input of the wise and courageous, who contributed their lives to it; and is "cemented," whether or not it acknowledges the fact, "by the blood of heroes!" None; not even the Foreign Office, Home Office, and certainly not the National Assembly itself. William the Conqueror, I find, must have had a top-notch Home Office in his time. The Domesday Book, completed in four years and done with such admirable brevity, clarity, and thoroughness, strongly indicates what kind of under-secretaries and officials William had. Silent officials and secretaries, I assume; not wasting their efforts on parliamentary chatter; saving all their smarts for quietly observing the vast, silent reality, and considering how they could master it. Happy secretaries, happy William!

But indeed nobody knows what inarticulate traditions, remnants of old wisdom, priceless though quite anonymous, survive in many modern things that still have life in them. Ben Brace, with his taciturnities, and rugged stoical ways, with his tarry breeches, stiff as plank-breeches, I perceive is still a kind of Lod-brog (Loaded-breeks) in more senses than one; and derives, little conscious of it, many of his excellences from the old Sea-kings and Saxon Pirates themselves; and how many Blakes and Nelsons since have contributed to Ben! "Things are not so false always as they seem," said a certain Professor to me once: "of this you will find instances in every country, and in your England more than any—and I hope will draw lessons from them. An English Seventy-four, if you look merely at the articulate law and methods of it, is one of the impossiblest entities. The captain is appointed not by preeminent merit in sailorship, but by parliamentary connection; the men [this was spoken some years ago] are got by impressment; a press-gang goes out, knocks men down on the streets of sea-towns, and drags them on board,—if the ship were to be stranded, I have heard they would nearly all run ashore and desert. Can anything be more unreasonable than a Seventy-four? Articulately almost nothing. But it has inarticulate traditions, ancient methods and habitudes in it, stoicisms, noblenesses, true rules both of sailing and of conduct; enough to keep it afloat on Nature's veridical bosom, after all. See; if you bid it sail to the end of the world, it will lift anchor, go, and arrive. The raging oceans do not beat it back; it too, as well as the raging oceans, has a relationship to Nature, and it does not sink, but under the due conditions is borne along. If it meet with hurricanes, it rides them out; if it meet an Enemy's ship, it shivers it to powder; and in short, it holds on its way, and to a wonderful extent does what it means and pretends to do. Assure yourself, my friend, there is an immense fund of truth somewhere or other stowed in that Seventy-four."

But truly, nobody knows what unspoken traditions, remnants of ancient wisdom, priceless yet completely anonymous, exist in many modern things that still hold life. Ben Brace, with his few words and tough, stoic demeanor, dressed in his tarry trousers, as stiff as wooden pants, seems to embody a kind of Lod-brog (Loaded-breeks) in more ways than one; he unknowingly derives many of his strengths from the old Sea-kings and Saxon Pirates themselves. Just think of how many Blakes and Nelsons have influenced Ben! "Things aren’t always as false as they seem," a certain professor once told me: "you’ll find examples of this in every country, especially in England—and I hope you'll learn from them. An English Seventy-four, if you only look at its explicit rules and methods, is one of the most impossible things. The captain isn't chosen for his exceptional skills in sailing but because of his connections in Parliament; the crew [this was said some years ago] is recruited through impressment; a press gang goes out, knocks men down on the streets of coastal towns, and drags them aboard—if the ship were to run aground, I've heard they would almost all jump ship and desert. Can anything be more ludicrous than a Seventy-four? Explicitly, almost nothing. But it holds unspoken traditions, ancient practices and habits, stoic principles, noble qualities, true rules for both sailing and behavior—enough to keep it afloat on Nature's truthful waters. Look; if you tell it to sail to the ends of the earth, it will weigh anchor, set off, and arrive. The raging seas can't stop it; it too, just like the raging oceans, has a connection to Nature, and it doesn’t sink; under the right conditions, it keeps moving forward. If it encounters hurricanes, it weathers them; if it faces an enemy ship, it breaks it to pieces; and in short, it stays on course and to a remarkable extent does what it aims and claims to do. Rest assured, my friend, there's a vast amount of truth hidden somewhere in that Seventy-four."

More important than the past history of these Offices in Downing Street, is the question of their future history; the question, How they are to be got mended! Truly an immense problem, inclusive of all others whatsoever; which demands to be attacked, and incessantly persisted in, by all good citizens, as the grand problem of Society, and the one thing needful for the Commonwealth! A problem in which all men, with all their wisdoms and all their virtues, faithfully and continually co-operating at it, will never have done enough, and will still only be struggling towards perfection in it. In which some men can do much;—in which every man can do something. Every man, and thou my present Reader canst do this: Be thyself a man abler to be governed; more reverencing the divine faculty of governing, more sacredly detesting the diabolical semblance of said faculty in self and others; so shalt thou, if not govern, yet actually according to thy strength assist in real governing. And know always, and even lay to heart with a quite unusual solemnity, with a seriousness altogether of a religious nature, that as "Human Stupidity" is verily the accursed parent of all this mischief, so Human Intelligence alone, to which and to which only is victory and blessedness appointed here below, will or can cure it. If we knew this as devoutly as we ought to do, the evil, and all other evils were curable;—alas, if we had from of old known this, as all men made in God's image ought to do, the evil never would have been! Perhaps few Nations have ever known it less than we, for a good while back, have done. Hence these sorrows.

More important than the history of these Offices in Downing Street is the question of their future; specifically, how can they be fixed? This is truly a huge issue that encompasses all others and requires constant effort from all good citizens as the main challenge for society and the one essential thing for our community! It's a problem where, despite all the wisdom and virtues that men bring to it, they will never have done enough and will still only be striving towards perfection. Some men can do a lot in this effort, and every man can contribute something. Every person, including you, my current reader, can do this: be someone capable of being governed, showing respect for the divine ability to govern, and sincerely detesting the evil imitation of that ability in yourself and others. By doing so, even if you don’t govern, you will actually help in governing according to your strength. Always remember, and take this to heart with unusual seriousness and a sense of the sacred, that "human stupidity" is truly the root of all this trouble, while only human intelligence can lead to victory and happiness here on earth. If we understood this as deeply as we should, the evil, along with all other evils, would be curable; unfortunately, if we had known this long ago, as all people made in God’s image should, the evil would never have existed! Perhaps few nations have understood this less than we have for a long time, and that's why we face these sorrows.

What a People are the poor Thibet idolaters, compared with us and our "religions," which issue in the worship of King Hudson as our Dalai-Lama! They, across such hulls of abject ignorance, have seen into the heart of the matter; we, with our torches of knowledge everywhere brandishing themselves, and such a human enlightenment as never was before, have quite missed it. Reverence for Human Worth, earnest devout search for it and encouragement of it, loyal furtherance and obedience to it: this, I say, is the outcome and essence of all true "religions," and was and ever will be. We have not known this. No; loud as our tongues sometimes go in that direction, we have no true reverence for Human Intelligence, for Human Worth and Wisdom: none, or too little,—and I pray for a restoration of such reverence, as for the change from Stygian darkness to Heavenly light, as for the return of life to poor sick moribund Society and all its interests. Human Intelligence means little for most of us but Beaver Contrivance, which produces spinning-mules, cheap cotton, and large fortunes. Wisdom, unless it give us railway scrip, is not wise.

What a people the poor Tibetan idolaters are, compared to us and our "religions," which result in the worship of King Hudson as our Dalai-Lama! They have seen into the heart of the matter across the vast seas of ignorance; we, with our torches of knowledge shining everywhere and a level of human enlightenment that has never been seen before, have completely missed it. Reverence for Human Worth, a sincere quest for it, encouragement of it, loyal support and obedience to it: this, I say, is the true outcome and essence of all real "religions," and it always has been and always will be. We have not recognized this. No; as loudly as we may speak in that direction at times, we have no genuine reverence for Human Intelligence, for Human Worth and Wisdom: none, or too little—and I long for a revival of such reverence, as if emerging from deep darkness into heavenly light, as if bringing life back to our struggling society and all its interests. For most of us, Human Intelligence means little more than clever inventions that create spinning mules, cheap cotton, and great fortunes. Wisdom, unless it brings us stock options for railways, is not considered wise.

True nevertheless it forever remains that Intellect is the real object of reverence, and of devout prayer, and zealous wish and pursuit, among the sons of men; and even, well understood, the one object. It is the Inspiration of the Almighty that giveth men understanding. For it must be repeated, and ever again repeated till poor mortals get to discern it, and awake from their baleful paralysis, and degradation under foul enchantments, That a man of Intellect, of real and not sham Intellect, is by the nature of him likewise inevitably a man of nobleness, a man of courage, rectitude, pious strength; who, even because he is and has been loyal to the Laws of this Universe, is initiated into discernment of the same; to this hour a Missioned of Heaven; whom if men follow, it will be well with them; whom if men do not follow, it will not be well. Human Intellect, if you consider it well, is the exact summary of Human Worth; and the essence of all worth-ships and worships is reverence for that same. This much surprises you, friend Peter; but I assure you it is the fact;—and I would advise you to consider it, and to try if you too do not gradually find it so. With me it has long been an article, not of "faith" only, but of settled insight, of conviction as to what the ordainments of the Maker in this Universe are. Ah, could you and the rest of us but get to know it, and everywhere religiously act upon it,—as our Fortieth Article, which includes all the other Thirty-nine, and without which the Thirty-nine are good for almost nothing,—there might then be some hope for us! In this world there is but one appalling creature: the Stupid man considered to be the Missioned of Heaven, and followed by men. He is our King, men say, he;—and they follow him, through straight or winding courses, I for one know well whitherward.

It's true, yet it always remains that intellect is what people truly respect, pray to, and passionately pursue. In fact, it's the only thing that really matters. It’s the divine inspiration that grants understanding to humanity. This idea needs to be repeated over and over until people can see it, waking up from their harmful daze and degradation caused by false influences. A person of true intellect—genuine, not fake intellect—is naturally noble, courageous, and morally strong. Because they are loyal to the laws of the universe, they have insight into those very laws; even now, they are messengers from heaven. If people follow such individuals, things will go well for them; if they don’t, it won’t. Human intellect is, upon closer examination, the ultimate measure of human worth, and the core of all values and worship is respect for that intellect. This may surprise you, my friend Peter, but I assure you it’s the truth; I suggest you reflect on it and see if you too don't come to recognize it in time. For me, it's long been more than just “faith”; it’s a settled understanding, a conviction about what the Creator’s intentions are in this universe. If only we could all grasp this and act on it religiously—as our Fortieth Article, which encompasses all the other Thirty-Nine, and without which the Thirty-Nine are nearly meaningless—there might be some hope for us! In this world, there is only one truly dreadful being: the stupid person who considers themselves a messenger from heaven and is followed by others. They claim he is our ruler, and I know all too well where he leads them, whether the path is straightforward or winding.

Abler men in Downing Street, abler men to govern us: yes, that, sure enough, would gradually remove the dung-mountains, however high they are; that would be the way, nor is there any other way, to remedy whatsoever has gone wrong in Downing Street and in the wide regions, spiritual and temporal, which Downing Street presides over! For the Able Man, meet him where you may, is definable as the born enemy of Falsity and Anarchy, and the born soldier of Truth and Order: into what absurdest element soever you put him, he is there to make it a little less absurd, to fight continually with it till it become a little sane and human again. Peace on other terms he, for his part, cannot make with it; not he, while he continues able, or possessed of real intellect and not imaginary. There is but one man fraught with blessings for this world, fated to diminish and successively abolish the curses of the world; and it is he. For him make search, him reverence and follow; know that to find him or miss him, means victory or defeat for you, in all Downing Streets, and establishments and enterprises here below.—I leave your Lordship to judge whether this has been our practice hitherto; and would humbly inquire what your Lordship thinks is likely to be the consequence of continuing to neglect this. It ought to have been our practice; ought, in all places and all times, to be the practice in this world; so says the fixed law of things forevermore:—and it must cease to be not the practice, your Lordship; and cannot too speedily do so I think!—

More capable people in Downing Street, more capable people to lead us: yes, that would definitely help clear away the massive problems, no matter how big they are; that’s the answer, and there’s no other way to fix what’s gone wrong in Downing Street and the broad areas, both spiritual and practical, that Downing Street oversees! For the capable person, wherever you find him, is defined as the natural enemy of falsehood and chaos, and the born champion of truth and order: no matter how absurd the situation, he’s there to make it a little less ridiculous, to constantly fight against it until it becomes a bit more reasonable and humane again. He can't come to peace with it on any other terms; not while he remains capable, or truly intelligent and not just pretending. There’s only one person endowed with blessings for this world, destined to lessen and eventually eliminate the world’s problems; and that is him. Seek him out, show him respect, and follow him; know that finding him or missing him means either triumph or failure for you, in all Downing Streets, institutions, and endeavors down here. —I leave it to you to decide whether this has been our approach so far; and I would like to know what you think the outcome will be if we keep ignoring this. It should have been our approach; it should always and everywhere be the approach in this world; that is the unchanging law of things forever:—and it must stop being not the approach, my Lord; and I believe it cannot happen too quickly!—

Much has been done in the way of reforming Parliament in late years; but that of itself seems to avail nothing, or almost less. The men that sit in Downing Street, governing us, are not abler men since the Reform Bill than were those before it. Precisely the same kind of men; obedient formerly to Tory traditions, obedient now to Whig ditto and popular clamors. Respectable men of office: respectably commonplace in facility,—while the situation is becoming terribly original! Rendering their outlooks, and ours, more ominous every day.

A lot has been done to reform Parliament in recent years, but it doesn't seem to make much difference, or almost none at all. The people in Downing Street governing us aren't any more capable since the Reform Bill than those who were there before. They’re exactly the same kind of people—once loyal to Tory traditions, now compliant with Whig ideals and public demands. They’re respectable officeholders: responsibly ordinary in their ease—while the situation is becoming incredibly unique! Making their perspectives, and ours, more alarming every day.

Indisputably enough the meaning of all reform-movement, electing and electioneering, of popular agitation, parliamentary eloquence, and all political effort whatsoever, is that you may get the ten Ablest Men in England put to preside over your ten principal departments of affairs. To sift and riddle the Nation, so that you might extricate and sift out the true ten gold grains, or ablest men, and of these make your Governors or Public Officers; leaving the dross and common sandy or silty material safely aside, as the thing to be governed, not to govern; certainly all ballot-boxes, caucuses, Kennington-Common meetings, Parliamentary debatings, Red Republics, Russian Despotisms, and constitutional or unconstitutional methods of society among mankind, are intended to achieve this one end; and some of them, it will be owned, achieve it very ill!—If you have got your gold grains, if the men you have got are actually the ablest, then rejoice; with whatever astonishment, accept your Ten, and thank the gods; under this Ten your destruction will at least be milder than under another. But if you have not got them, if you are very far from having got them, then do not rejoice at all, then lament very much; then admit that your sublime political constitutions and contrivances do not prove themselves sublime, but ridiculous and contemptible; that your world's wonder of a political mill, the envy of surrounding nations, does not yield you real meal; yields you only powder of millstones (called Hansard Debatings), and a detestable brown substance not unlike the grindings of dried horse-dung or prepared street-mud, which though sold under royal patent, and much recommended by the trade, is quite unfit for culinary purposes!—

Without a doubt, the purpose of all reform movements, campaigning, popular protests, parliamentary speeches, and any political efforts is to select the ten most capable individuals in England to oversee your ten key government departments. To sift through the nation in order to find and extract the true ten valuable individuals, or the most capable people, and make them your leaders or public officials; setting aside the worthless and ordinary material as something to be governed, not to govern. Indeed, all ballot boxes, caucuses, meetings at Kennington Common, parliamentary debates, Red Republics, Russian despotisms, and various methods of governance among people are aimed at achieving this single goal; and some of them, it must be admitted, do this quite poorly! If you have found your valuable individuals, if the people you have are genuinely the most capable, then celebrate; in whatever kind of astonishment, accept your Ten, and be thankful; under this Ten, your downfall will at least be less severe than under another. But if you have not found them, if you are far from having them, then do not celebrate at all, but lament deeply; then acknowledge that your grand political systems and setups do not prove to be impressive, but rather laughable and shameful; that your supposed marvel of a political machine, envied by other nations, does not produce actual results; it only gives you ground up millstones (known as Hansard Debates), and a disgusting brown substance reminiscent of the remnants of dried horse manure or street mud, which, although marketed under royal endorsement and highly praised by the trade, is completely unfit for any real use!—

But the disease at least is not mysterious, whatever the remedy be. Our disease,—alas, is it not clear as the sun, that we suffer under what is the disease of all the miserable in this world, want of wisdom; that in the Head there is no vision, and that thereby all the members are dark and in bonds? No vision in the head; heroism, faith, devout insight to discern what is needful, noble courage to do it, greatly defective there: not seeing eyes there, but spectacles constitutionally ground, which, to the unwary, seem to see. A quite fatal circumstance, had you never so many Parliaments! How is your ship to be steered by a Pilot with no eyes but a pair of glass ones got from the constitutional optician? He must steer by the ear, I think, rather than by the eye; by the shoutings he catches from the shore, or from the Parliamentary benches nearer hand:—one of the frightfulest objects to see steering in a difficult sea! Reformed Parliaments in that case, reform-leagues, outer agitations and excitements in never such abundance, cannot profit: all this is but the writhing, and painful blind convulsion of the limbs that are in bonds, that are all in dark misery till the head be delivered, till the pressure on the brain be removed.

But the disease is at least not a mystery, no matter what the cure might be. Our disease—sadly, isn’t it obvious as day—that we suffer from what plagues all the unfortunate in this world, a lack of wisdom; that in the head there is no vision, causing all parts to be lost and constrained? No vision in the head; heroism, faith, and a clear understanding of what is needed, along with the courage to act, are greatly lacking there: not seeing eyes, but glasses that are wrongly prescribed, which to the unsuspecting, seem to perceive. A terribly dangerous situation, no matter how many Parliaments you have! How can your ship be navigated by a captain who has no eyes except a pair of fake ones from the constitutional optician? He must navigate by sound, I believe, rather than sight; by the shouts he hears from the shore or the Parliamentary benches nearby:—one of the most frightening sights to witness steering in a stormy sea! Reformed Parliaments in this scenario, reform leagues, and outside movements and unrest in endless supply cannot help: all this is just the thrashing and painful blind struggle of the limbs that are bound, which are all in dark misery until the head is freed, until the pressure on the brain is lifted.

Or perhaps there is now no heroic wisdom left in England; England, once the land of heroes, is itself sunk now to a dim owlery, and habitation of doleful creatures, intent only on money-making and other forms of catching mice, for whom the proper gospel is the gospel of M'Croudy, and all nobler impulses and insights are forbidden henceforth? Perhaps these present agreeable Occupants of Downing Street, such as the parliamentary mill has yielded them, are the best the miserable soil had grown? The most Herculean Ten Men that could be found among the English Twenty-seven Millions, are these? There are not, in any place, under any figure, ten diviner men among us? Well; in that case, the riddling and searching of the twenty-seven millions has been successful. Here are our ten divinest men; with these, unhappily not divine enough, we must even content ourselves and die in peace; what help is there? No help, no hope, in that case.

Or maybe there’s no heroic wisdom left in England anymore; England, once the land of heroes, has now turned into a gloomy place filled with sadness, where the only focus is on making money and other ways of getting by, where the guiding principle is the gospel of M'Croudy, and all higher ambitions and insights are completely off-limits from now on? Perhaps these current figures in Downing Street, produced by the political system, are the best that this wretched environment has managed to produce? Are these really the most impressive Ten Men that could be found among the English Twenty-seven Million? Is there truly no one else, anywhere, under any circumstance, who could be considered ten more divine men? Well, if that’s the case, then the search through the twenty-seven million has been successful. Here are our ten most exceptional men; sadly, they’re not extraordinary enough, and we’ll just have to accept this and find peace in our acceptance; what’s the point in hoping for more? No help, no hope, in that case.

But, again, if these are not our divinest men, then evidently there always is hope, there always is possibility of help; and ruin never is quite inevitable, till we have sifted out our actually divinest ten, and set these to try their hand at governing!—That this has been achieved; that these ten men are the most Herculean souls the English population held within it, is a proposition credible to no mortal. No, thank God; low as we are sunk in many ways, this is not yet credible! Evidently the reverse of this proposition is the fact. Ten much diviner men do certainly exist. By some conceivable, not forever impossible, method and methods, ten very much diviner men could be sifted out!—Courage; let us fix our eyes on that important fact, and strive all thitherward as towards a door of hope!

But, again, if these are not our greatest men, then there’s always hope, there’s always a chance for help; and failure isn’t totally unavoidable until we have identified our truly greatest ten, and let those try their hand at leading! — That this has been accomplished; that these ten men are the strongest souls the English population has to offer, is a claim that no one can believe. No, thank God; as low as we have sunk in many ways, this is still hard to accept! Clearly, the opposite of this claim is true. There are certainly ten much greater men out there. By some feasible, not impossibly distant method, we could find ten far greater men! — Let’s stay focused on that important fact, and strive towards it as if it’s a door to hope!

Parliaments, I think, have proved too well, in late years, that they are not the remedy. It is not Parliaments, reformed or other, that will ever send Herculean men to Downing Street, to reform Downing Street for us; to diffuse therefrom a light of Heavenly Order, instead of the murk of Stygian Anarchy, over this sad world of ours. That function does not lie in the capacities of Parliment. That is the function of a King,—if we could get such a priceless entity, which we cannot just now! Failing which, Statesmen, or Temporary Kings, and at the very lowest one real Statesman, to shape the dim tendencies of Parliament, and guide them wisely to the goal: he, I perceive, will be a primary condition, indispensable for any progress whatsoever.

I believe that Parliaments have shown clearly in recent years that they're not the solution. It’s not Parliaments, whether reformed or not, that will ever send capable leaders to Downing Street to fix things for us; to spread a light of order instead of the darkness of chaos over this troubled world. That role isn’t something Parliament can fulfill. That’s the job of a King—if only we could find such a valuable figure, which we can’t at the moment! Until then, we need statesmen, or temporary leaders, and ideally, at least one true statesman to shape the unclear directions of Parliament and steer them wisely towards a solution: he will be an essential prerequisite for any progress at all.

One such, perhaps, might be attained; one such might prove discoverable among our Parliamentary populations? That one, in such an enterprise as this of Downing Street, might be invaluable! One noble man, at once of natural wisdom and practical experience; one Intellect still really human, and not red-tapish, owlish and pedantical, appearing there in that dim chaos, with word of command; to brandish Hercules-like the divine broom and shovel, and turn running water in upon the place, and say as with a fiat, "Here shall be truth, and real work, and talent to do it henceforth; I will seek for able men to work here, as for the elixir of life to this poor place and me:"—what might not one such man effect there!

One person like that could be found; someone like that might be discoverable among our Parliamentary communities? That person could be invaluable in an endeavor like this at Downing Street! A noble individual, full of natural wisdom and practical experience; someone whose intellect is genuinely human, not bogged down by bureaucracy, stuffiness, or pedantry, stepping into that dim chaos, ready to take charge; to wield the broom and shovel like Hercules, to bring in fresh ideas and declare, "Here will be truth, real work, and the talent to get it done from now on; I will search for capable people to work here, as if I were looking for the elixir of life for this poor place and myself:"—just think of what one such person could accomplish there!

Nay one such is not to be dispensed with anywhere in the affairs of men. In every ship, I say, there must be a seeing pilot, not a mere hearing one! It is evident you can never get your ship steered through the difficult straits by persons standing ashore, on this bank and that, and shouting their confused directions to you: "'Ware that Colonial Sandbank!—Starboard now, the Nigger Question!—Larboard, larboard, the Suffrage Movement! Financial Reform, your Clothing-Colonels overboard! The Qualification Movement, 'Ware-re-re!—Helm-a-lee! Bear a hand there, will you! Hr-r-r, lubbers, imbeciles, fitter for a tailor's shopboard than a helm of Government, Hr-r-r!"—And so the ship wriggles and tumbles, and, on the whole, goes as wind and current drive. No ship was ever steered except to destruction in that manner. I deliberately say so: no ship of a State either. If you cannot get a real pilot on board, and put the helm into his hands, your ship is as good as a wreck. One real pilot on board may save you; all the bellowing from the banks that ever was, will not, and by the nature of things cannot. Nay your pilot will have to succeed, if he do succeed, very much in spite of said bellowing; he will hear all that, and regard very little of it,—in a patient mild-spoken wise manner, will regard all of it as what it is. And I never doubt but there is in Parliament itself, in spite of its vague palaverings which fill us with despair in these times, a dumb instinct of inarticulate sense and stubborn practical English insight and veracity, that would manfully support a Statesman who could take command with really manful notions of Reform, and as one deserving to be obeyed. Oh for one such; even one! More precious to us than all the bullion in the Bank, or perhaps that ever was in it, just now!

No, we can’t do without one such person in the affairs of humanity. In every ship, I say, there must be a seeing pilot, not just someone who listens! It's obvious you can't steer your ship through tricky waters with people standing on the shore, shouting out their mixed-up instructions: "'Watch out for that Colonial Sandbank!—Turn right now, the Nigger Question!—Left, left, the Suffrage Movement! Financial Reform, throw your Clothing-Colonels overboard! The Qualification Movement, look out!—Steer to the lee! Help out there, will you! Ugh, fools, idiots, more suited for a tailor's workshop than steering a government, Ugh!"—And so the ship twists and turns, largely moving wherever the wind and current take it. No ship has ever been steered this way without heading to disaster. I firmly believe that: no ship of a nation has either. If you can’t find a real pilot and put the steering wheel in their hands, your ship is practically a wreck. One real pilot on board might save you; no amount of shouting from the shore will, and by nature, it cannot. In fact, your pilot will likely have to succeed, if they do succeed, mostly despite all that shouting; they will hear it all but pay little attention, in a calm and thoughtful manner, recognizing it for what it is. And I never doubt that even in Parliament itself, despite its vague talk that fills us with despair nowadays, there exists a silent instinct of unspoken sense and stubborn practical English insight and honesty that would truly back a Statesman who could take charge with genuine ideas for Reform and who deserves to be followed. Oh, for just one such person; even one! More valuable to us than all the gold in the Bank, or perhaps even more than there ever was in it, right now!

For it is Wisdom alone that can recognize wisdom: Folly or Imbecility never can; and that is the fatalest ban it labors under, dooming it to perpetual failure in all things. Failure which, in Downing Street and places of command is especially accursed; cursing not one but hundreds of millions! Who is there that can recognize real intellect, and do reverence to it; and discriminate it well from sham intellect, which is so much more abundant, and deserves the reverse of reverence? He that himself has it!—One really human Intellect, invested with command, and charged to reform Downing Street for us, would continually attract real intellect to those regions, and with a divine magnetism search it out from the modest corners where it lies hid. And every new accession of intellect to Downing Street would bring to it benefit only, and would increase such divine attraction in it, the parent of all benefit there and elsewhere!

For it’s only Wisdom that can recognize wisdom; Folly or Ignorance can never do that, and that’s the biggest curse they face, leading them to constant failure in everything. Failure that, in Downing Street and places of command, is particularly condemned; affecting not just one but hundreds of millions! Who can truly recognize genuine intellect and give it the respect it deserves, while clearly distinguishing it from fake intellect, which is so much more common and deserves the opposite of respect? Only someone who possesses it themselves!—One truly capable mind in charge, tasked with reforming Downing Street for us, would continually draw real intellect to those areas and, with a unique magnetism, seek it out from the humble places where it’s hidden. Each new addition of intellect to Downing Street would only bring benefits and would enhance that unique attraction within it, the source of all good there and beyond!

"What method, then; by what method?" ask many. Method, alas! To secure an increased supply of Human Intellect to Downing Street, there will evidently be no quite effectual "method" but that of increasing the supply of Human Intellect, otherwise definable as Human Worth, in Society generally; increasing the supply of sacred reverence for it, of loyalty to it, and of life-and-death desire and pursuit of it, among all classes,—if we but knew such a "method"! Alas, that were simply the method of making all classes Servants of Heaven; and except it be devout prayer to Heaven, I have never heard of any method! To increase the reverence for Human Intellect or God's Light, and the detestation of Human Stupidity or the Devil's Darkness, what method is there? No method,—except even this, that we should each of us "pray" for it, instead of praying for mere scrip and the like; that Heaven would please to vouchsafe us each a little of it, one by one! As perhaps Heaven, in its infinite bounty, by stern methods, gradually will? Perhaps Heaven has mercy too in these sore plagues that are oppressing us; and means to teach us reverence for Heroism and Human Intellect, by such baleful experience of what issue Imbecility and Parliamentary Eloquence lead to? Such reverence, I do hope, and even discover and observe, is silently yet extensively going on among us even in these sad years. In which small salutary fact there burns for us, in this black coil of universal baseness fast becoming universal wretchedness, an inextinguishable hope; far-off but sure, a divine "pillar of fire by night." Courage, courage!—

"What method, then; by what method?" many people ask. Method, unfortunately! To get more Human Intellect into Downing Street, the only effective "method" is to increase the supply of Human Intellect, also known as Human Worth, in society as a whole; to boost the supply of sacred respect for it, loyalty to it, and a life-or-death desire to pursue it among all classes—if only we knew such a "method"! Sadly, that would simply mean making all classes Servants of Heaven; and unless it's through devout prayer to Heaven, I've never heard of any method! To enhance respect for Human Intellect or God's Light, and to increase the hatred of Human Stupidity or the Devil's Darkness, what method exists? No method—except perhaps this: that we should each "pray" for it, instead of just praying for money and the like; that Heaven would generously grant us each a little of it, one by one! Maybe Heaven, in its infinite generosity, will gradually do this through tough lessons? Perhaps Heaven also has mercy during these harsh trials that are afflicting us and intends to teach us respect for Heroism and Human Intellect by exposing us to the grim outcomes that stupid actions and Parliamentary Eloquence lead to? I do hope to see, and even observe, that this respect is quietly yet widely emerging among us even in these difficult times. In this small, positive truth, there burns a flicker of hope for us, amid this dark web of universal degradation that is quickly turning into universal misery—a distant but certain divine "pillar of fire by night." Be brave, be brave!

Meanwhile, that our one reforming Statesman may have free command of what Intellect there is among us, and room to try all means for awakening and inviting ever more of it, there has one small Project of Improvement been suggested; which finds a certain degree of favor wherever I hear it talked of, and which seems to merit much more consideration than it has yet received. Practical men themselves approve of it hitherto, so far as it goes; the one objection being that the world is not yet prepared to insist on it,—which of course the world can never be, till once the world consider it, and in the first place hear tell of it! I have, for my own part, a good opinion of this project. The old unreformed Parliament of rotten boroughs had one advantage; but that is hereby, in a far more fruitful and effectual manner, secured to the new.

Meanwhile, so our one reform-minded Statesman can fully utilize the intelligence we have and try all strategies to stimulate and attract even more of it, there has been a small Improvement Project suggested. This project gets some attention and support wherever I hear it discussed, and it definitely deserves more consideration than it has gotten so far. Practical people seem to approve of it so far; the only downside being that the world isn't ready to demand it yet—which, of course, won't happen until people actually think about it and, first, even hear about it! Personally, I have a positive view of this project. The old unreformed Parliament of rotten boroughs had one advantage, but this new approach secures that benefit in a much more productive and effective way.

The Proposal is, That Secretaries under and upper, that all manner of changeable or permanent servants in the Government Offices shall be selected without reference to their power of getting into Parliament;—that, in short, the Queen shall have power of nominating the half-dozen or half-score Officers of the Administration, whose presence is thought necessary in Parliament, to official seats there, without reference to any constituency but her own only, which of course will mean her Prime Minister's. A very small encroachment on the present constitution of Parliament; offering the minimum of change in present methods, and I almost think a maximum in results to be derived therefrom.—The Queen nominates John Thomas (the fittest man she, much inquiring, can hear tell of in her three kingdoms) President of the Poor-Law Board, Under Secretary of the Colonies, Under, or perhaps even Upper Secretary of what she and her Premier find suitablest for a working head so eminent, a talent so precious; and grants him, by her direct authority, seat and vote in Parliament so long as he holds that office. Upper Secretaries, having more to do in Parliament, and being so bound to be in favor there, would, I suppose, at least till new times and habits come, be expected to be chosen from among the People's Members as at present. But whether the Prime Minister himself is, in all times, bound to be first a People's Member; and which, or how many, of his Secretaries and subordinates he might be allowed to take as Queen's Members, my authority does not say,—perhaps has not himself settled; the project being yet in mere outline or foreshadow, the practical embodiment in all details to be fixed by authorities much more competent than he. The soul of his project is, That the Crown also have power to elect a few members to Parliament.

The proposal is that both junior and senior secretaries, along with all types of changeable or permanent employees in government offices, should be selected without considering their ability to get elected to Parliament. In short, the Queen should have the authority to appoint a handful of officials, whose presence is deemed necessary in Parliament, to official positions there without being tied to any constituency except her own, which essentially reflects her Prime Minister’s preferences. This is a very minor adjustment to the current structure of Parliament, presenting minimal changes to existing methods and, I believe, maximum potential benefits. The Queen appoints John Thomas (the best candidate she can find through her inquiries across her three kingdoms) as President of the Poor-Law Board, Under Secretary of the Colonies, and possibly Under or even Upper Secretary of whatever department she and her Prime Minister deem most suitable for such a distinguished and valuable talent. She grants him, under her direct authority, a seat and vote in Parliament for as long as he holds that position. Since Upper Secretaries have more responsibilities in Parliament and are expected to have the support of the majority, I assume, at least until new customs and practices emerge, they would be chosen from among the Members of the People as they currently are. However, it's unclear whether the Prime Minister must always first be a Member of the People and how many of his secretaries and assistants he might be allowed to take as Queen's Members. My source does not provide that information, and perhaps he hasn't fully decided either; the proposal is still in a preliminary stage, with the finer details to be determined by those more qualified than him. The essence of this proposal is that the Crown should also have the power to elect a few members to Parliament.

From which project, however wisely it were embodied, there could probably, at first or all at once, no great "accession of intellect" to the Government Offices ensue; though a little might, even at first, and a little is always precious: but in its ulterior operation, were that faithfully developed, and wisely presided over, I fancy an immense accession of intellect might ensue;—nay a natural ingress might thereby be opened to all manner of accessions, and the actual flower of whatever intellect the British Nation had might be attracted towards Downing Street, and continue flowing steadily thither! For, let us see a little what effects this simple change carries in it the possibilities of. Here are beneficent germs, which the presence of one truly wise man as Chief Minister, steadily fostering them for even a few years, with the sacred fidelity and vigilance that would beseem him, might ripen into living practices and habitual facts, invaluable to us all.

From any project, no matter how wisely it's put into action, there probably won't be a huge "boost in intelligence" at the Government Offices right away or all at once; although a small increase might happen initially, and even that is valuable. However, if developed properly and managed wisely over time, I believe a significant boost in intelligence could happen. In fact, this could create a natural pathway for all kinds of contributions, and the very best of the British Nation's intellect could be drawn to Downing Street and keep coming in steadily! So, let’s consider what possibilities this simple change carries. Here are beneficial beginnings that the presence of one truly wise person as Chief Minister, nurturing them for even a few years with the dedication and vigilance that would suit him, could evolve into practical actions and habits that would be invaluable to all of us.

What it is that Secretaries of State, Managers of Colonial Establishments, of Home and Foreign Government interests, have really and truly to do in Parliament, might admit of various estimate in these times. An apt debater in Parliament is by no means certain to be an able administrator of Colonies, of Home or Foreign Affairs; nay, rather quite the contrary is to be presumed of him; for in order to become a "brilliant speaker," if that is his character, considerable portions of his natural internal endowment must have gone to the surface, in order to make a shining figure there, and precisely so much the less (few men in these days know how much less!) must remain available in the internal silent state, or as faculty for thinking, for devising and acting, which latter and which alone is the function essential for him in his Secretaryship. Not to tell a good story for himself "in Parliament and to the twenty-seven millions, many of them fools;" not that, but to do good administration, to know with sure eye, and decide with just and resolute heart, what is what in the things committed to his charge: this and not that is the service which poor England, whatever it may think and maunder, does require and want of the Official Man in Downing Street. Given a good Official Man or Secretary, he really ought, as far as it is possible, to be left working in the silent state. No mortal can both work, and do good talking in Parliament, or out of it: the feat is impossible as that of serving two hostile masters.

What Secretaries of State, Managers of Colonial Establishments, and Home and Foreign Government officials actually do in Parliament can be viewed in many ways today. Just because someone is a skilled debater in Parliament doesn’t mean they’re good at managing Colonies or handling Home or Foreign Affairs; in fact, the opposite is likely true. To become a "brilliant speaker," as some might be, a significant part of their natural abilities must be focused on appearing impressive, which means less is available for deep thinking, planning, and taking action—the crucial skills needed for their role as Secretary. It’s not about telling a good story for themselves "in Parliament and to the twenty-seven million, many of whom are fools"; rather, it’s about effective administration, accurately assessing situations, and making decisions with confidence and fairness for the matters they oversee. This is what poor England really needs, regardless of what it may think or mumble, from the Official Man in Downing Street. Ideally, a competent Official Man or Secretary should be allowed to work quietly. No one can effectively work and also give good speeches in Parliament or elsewhere; attempting to do both is as impossible as serving two opposing masters.

Nor would I, if it could be helped, much trouble my good Secretary with addressing Parliament: needful explanations; yes, in a free country, surely;—but not to every frivolous and vexatious person, in or out of Parliament, who chooses to apply for them. There should be demands for explanation too which were reckoned frivolous and vexatious, and censured as such. These, I should say, are the not needful explanations: and if my poor Secretary is to be called out from his workshop to answer every one of these,—his workshop will become (what we at present see it, deservedly or not) little other than a pillory; the poor Secretary a kind of talking-machine, exposed to dead cats and rotten eggs; and the "work" got out of him or of it will, as heretofore, be very inconsiderable indeed!—Alas, on this side also, important improvements are conceivable; and will even, I imagine, get them whence we may, be found indispensable one day. The honorable gentleman whom you interrupt here, he, in his official capacity, is not an individual now, but the embodiment of a Nation; he is the "People of England" engaged in the work of Secretaryship, this one; and cannot forever afford to let the three Tailors of Tooley Street break in upon him at all hours!—

I wouldn't, if I could avoid it, trouble my good Secretary with addressing Parliament unnecessarily: sure, there are necessary explanations in a free country—but not for every petty and annoying individual, whether inside or outside Parliament, who decides to ask for them. Some requests for explanations should also be considered trivial and annoying, and should be criticized as such. I would argue these are the unnecessary explanations: and if my poor Secretary has to leave his workshop to respond to each of these requests, his workshop will turn into what we currently see it as, rightly or wrongly, little more than a public humiliation; the poor Secretary will become like a talking machine, exposed to insults like dead cats and rotten eggs; and the "work" extracted from him, or from it, will, as before, be quite minimal! Alas, on this front, significant improvements are possible; and I believe, regardless of where we may find them, they will eventually prove essential. The honorable gentleman you’ve interrupted here, in his official role, is no longer just an individual; he represents the Nation itself; he embodies the "People of England" in the task of being Secretary, and cannot keep allowing the three Tailors of Tooley Street to interrupt him at all hours!

But leaving this, let us remark one thing which is very plain: That whatever be the uses and duties, real or supposed, of a Secretary in Parliament, his faculty to accomplish these is a point entirely unconnected with his ability to get elected into Parliament, and has no relation or proportion to it, and no concern with it whatever. Lord Tommy and the Honorable John are not a whit better qualified for Parliamentary duties, to say nothing of Secretary duties, than plain Tom and Jack; they are merely better qualified, as matters stand, for getting admitted to try them. Which state of matters a reforming Premier, much in want of abler men to help him, now proposes altering. Tom and Jack, once admitted by the Queen's writ, there is every reason to suppose will do quite as well there as Lord Tommy and the Honorable John. In Parliament quite as well: and elsewhere, in the other infinitely more important duties of a Government Office, which indeed are and remain the essential, vital and intrinsic duties of such a personage, is there the faintest reason to surmise that Tom and Jack, if well chosen, will fall short of Lord Tommy and the Honorable John? No shadow of a reason. Were the intrinsic genius of the men exactly equal, there is no shadow of a reason: but rather there is quite the reverse; for Tom and Jack have been at least workers all their days, not idlers, game-preservers and mere human clothes-horses, at any period of their lives; and have gained a schooling thereby, of which Lord Tommy and the Honorable John, unhappily strangers to it for most part, can form no conception! Tom and Jack have already, on this most narrow hypothesis, a decided superiority of likelihood over Lord Tommy and the Honorable John.

But putting that aside, let’s point out something very clear: No matter what the roles and responsibilities—real or imagined—of a Secretary in Parliament might be, his ability to fulfill those roles is totally unrelated to his chances of being elected to Parliament, and has nothing to do with it at all. Lord Tommy and the Honorable John are not any better suited for Parliamentary responsibilities, let alone Secretary duties, than regular Tom and Jack; they’re just better suited, given the current situation, to gain access to those positions. This situation is one that a reform-minded Prime Minister, who really needs more capable people to support him, plans to change. Once Tom and Jack are allowed in by the Queen’s decree, there’s every reason to believe they will perform as well there as Lord Tommy and the Honorable John. They will do just as well in Parliament and even better elsewhere, in the other much more important tasks of a Government Office, which are actually the essential, vital, and key responsibilities of such a person. Is there any reason to think that Tom and Jack, if chosen properly, will fall short compared to Lord Tommy and the Honorable John? Not a single reason. If their innate abilities were exactly equal, there wouldn’t be any reason at all; in fact, it’s the other way around. Tom and Jack have spent their entire lives working hard, unlike idlers, game-preservers, and mere human decorations, and this has given them an experience that Lord Tommy and the Honorable John can hardly imagine! Tom and Jack already have a clear advantage over Lord Tommy and the Honorable John, based on this limited perspective.

But the hypothesis is very narrow, and the fact is very wide; the hypothesis counts by units, the fact by millions. Consider how many Toms and Jacks there are to choose from, well or ill! The aristocratic class from whom Members of Parliament can be elected extends only to certain thousands; from these you are to choose your Secretary, if a seat in Parliament is the primary condition. But the general population is of Twenty-seven Millions; from all sections of which you can choose, if the seat in Parliament is not to be primary. Make it ultimate instead of primary, a last investiture instead of a first indispensable condition, and the whole British Nation, learned, unlearned, professional, practical, speculative and miscellaneous, is at your disposal! In the lowest broad strata of the population, equally as in the highest and narrowest, are produced men of every kind of genius; man for man, your chance of genius is as good among the millions as among the units;—and class for class, what must it be! From all classes, not from certain hundreds now but from several millions, whatsoever man the gods had gifted with intellect and nobleness, and power to help his country, could be chosen: O Heavens, could,—if not by Tenpound Constituencies and the force of beer, then by a Reforming Premier with eyes in his head, who I think might do it quite infinitely better. Infinitely better. For ignobleness cannot, by the nature of it, choose the noble: no, there needs a seeing man who is himself noble, cognizant by internal experience of the symptoms of nobleness. Shall we never think of this; shall we never more remember this, then? It is forever true; and Nature and Fact, however we may rattle our ballot-boxes, do at no time forget it.

But the idea is very limited, while the reality is vast; the idea counts individuals, while reality counts by the millions. Just think about how many Toms and Jacks there are to pick from, good or bad! The upper-class group eligible to elect Members of Parliament is only a few thousand; from these, you must choose your Secretary if having a seat in Parliament is the main requirement. But the entire population is twenty-seven million, from which you can select anyone if having a Parliamentary seat isn’t the priority. Change it to be the ultimate goal instead of the primary necessity, a final appointment instead of the first essential condition, and the whole British Nation—educated, uneducated, professional, practical, theoretical, and everything in between—is at your service! In the lowest segments of society, just as in the highest, people of every type of talent emerge; for every individual, your chances of encountering talent are just as good among the millions as among the few; and when you consider classes, what must that mean! From all classes, not just a select few hundred but from several million, any man blessed with intelligence, dignity, and the ability to serve his country could be chosen: Oh, heavens, he could—if not through Tenpound Constituencies and the influence of beer, then by a Reforming Prime Minister with some common sense, who I believe could do it so much better. So much better. Because those lacking nobility cannot, by their nature, select the noble: no, it requires a discerning individual who is himself noble, familiar with the signs of nobility through personal experience. Will we ever think about this? Will we ever remember this again? It is eternally true; and Nature and Reality, no matter how much we shake our ballot boxes, never forget it.

From the lowest and broadest stratum of Society, where the births are by the million, there was born, almost in our own memory, a Robert Burns; son of one who "had not capital for his poor moor-farm of Twenty Pounds a year." Robert Burns never had the smallest chance to got into Parliament, much as Robert Burns deserved, for all our sakes, to have been found there. For the man—it was not known to men purblind, sunk in their poor dim vulgar element, but might have been known to men of insight who had any loyalty or any royalty of their own—was a born king of men: full of valor, of intelligence and heroic nobleness; fit for far other work than to break his heart among poor mean mortals, gauging beer! Him no Tenpound Constituency chose, nor did any Reforming Premier: in the deep-sunk British Nation, overwhelmed in foggy stupor, with the loadstars all gone out for it, there was no whisper of a notion that it could be desirable to choose him,—except to come and dine with you, and in the interim to gauge. And yet heaven-born Mr. Pitt, at that period, was by no means without need of Heroic Intellect, for other purposes than gauging! But sorrowful strangulation by red-tape, much tighter then than it now is when so many revolutionary earthquakes have tussled it, quite tied up the meagre Pitt; and he said, on hearing of this Burns and his sad hampered case, "Literature will take care of itself."—"Yes, and of you too, if you don't mind it!" answers one.

From the lowest and broadest level of society, where millions are born, there emerged, almost in our own time, a Robert Burns; the son of a man who "didn't have enough money for his poor moor-farm that earned Twenty Pounds a year." Robert Burns never had even the slightest chance to get into Parliament, even though he truly deserved to be there for all of us. The man—it wasn’t clear to the people who were oblivious, stuck in their dim, ordinary existence, but could have been recognized by those with insight who had any loyalty or nobility of their own—was a natural leader among men: full of courage, intelligence, and heroic greatness; far more suited for greater work than to suffer among ordinary folks, measuring beer! No Ten Pound Constituency chose him, nor did any Reforming Premier: in the deeply entrenched British Nation, muddled in foggy stupor, with all guiding stars extinguished, there was no thought that it would be good to choose him,—except to come and have dinner with you and in the meantime to measure. And yet, during that time, the illustrious Mr. Pitt definitely needed Heroic Intellect for more than just measuring! But the suffocating grip of bureaucracy, much tighter then than it is now after so many revolutionary upheavals, completely restrained poor Pitt; and he said upon hearing about Burns and his unfortunate situation, "Literature will take care of itself."—"Yes, and you too, if you’re not careful!" replies someone.

And so, like Apollo taken for a Neat-herd, and perhaps for none of the best on the Admetus establishment, this new Norse Thor had to put up with what was going; to gauge ale, and be thankful; pouring his celestial sunlight through Scottish Song-writing,—the narrowest chink ever offered to a Thunder-god before! And the meagre Pitt, and his Dundasses and red-tape Phantasms (growing very ghastly now to think of), did not in the least know or understand, the impious, god-forgetting mortals, that Heroic Intellects, if Heaven were pleased to send such, were the one salvation for the world and for them and all of us. No; they "had done very well without" such; did not see the use of such; went along "very well" without such; well presided over by a singular Heroic Intellect called George the Third: and the Thunder-god, as was rather fit of him, departed early, still in the noon of life, somewhat weary of gauging ale!—O Peter, what a scandalous torpid element of yellow London fog, favorable to owls only and their mousing operations, has blotted out the stars of Heaven for us these several generations back,—which, I rejoice to see, is now visibly about to take itself away again, or perhaps to be dispelled in a very tremendous manner!

And so, just like Apollo being mistaken for a farmhand—maybe not even the best one at Admetus' place—this new Norse Thor had to deal with what was happening; measure out ale and be grateful; sharing his divine light through Scottish songwriting—the tiniest opening ever given to a Thunder-god before! And the pitiful Pitt, along with his Dundasses and bureaucratic illusions (which are pretty creepy to think about now), had no clue about the irreverent, god-forgetting people who thought that Heroic Intellects, if Heaven chose to send them, were the only hope for the world and for them and all of us. No; they thought they were doing just fine without such things; didn’t see the point; were managing "just fine" without it; all under the governance of a rather singular Heroic Intellect known as George the Third: and the Thunder-god, as was fitting, left early, still in the prime of life, somewhat tired of measuring out ale!—O Peter, what a ridiculous, dull haze of yellow London fog, suitable only for owls and their mouse-catching antics, has obscured the stars of Heaven for us these last several generations—which, I’m happy to see, seems to be on the verge of disappearing again, or maybe being dispelled in a very dramatic way!

For the sake of my Democratic friends, one other observation. Is not this Proposal the very essence of whatever truth there is in "Democracy;" this, that the able man be chosen, in whatever rank be is found? That he be searched for as hidden treasure is; be trained, supervised, set to the work which he alone is fit for. All Democracy lies in this; this, I think, is worth all the ballot-boxes and suffrage-movements now going. Not that the noble soul, born poor, should be set to spout in Parliament, but that he should be set to assist in governing men: this is our grand Democratic interest. With this we can be saved; without this, were there a Parliament spouting in every parish, and Hansard Debates to stem the Thames, we perish,—die constitutionally drowned, in mere oceans of palaver.

For the sake of my Democratic friends, one more thought. Isn’t this Proposal the true essence of what “Democracy” means; that the best person should be chosen, no matter their background? That they should be sought out like hidden treasure; be trained, guided, and assigned to the work they are truly qualified for. All of Democracy is found in this; I believe this is more valuable than all the ballot boxes and suffrage movements happening today. Not that a noble soul born into poverty should be put in Parliament, but that they should be involved in helping to govern people: this is what truly matters for democracy. With this, we can be saved; without it, even if there were a Parliament in every neighborhood and endless debates, we would drown in a sea of pointless talk.

All reformers, constitutional persons, and men capable of reflection, are invited to reflect on these things. Let us brush the cobwebs from our eyes; let us bid the inane traditions be silent for a moment; and ask ourselves, like men dreadfully intent on having it done, "By what method or methods can the able men from every rank of life be gathered, as diamond-grains from the general mass of sand: the able men, not the sham-able;—and set to do the work of governing, contriving, administering and guiding for us!" It is the question of questions. All that Democracy ever meant lies there: the attainment of a truer and truer Aristocracy, or Government again by the Best.

All reformers, thoughtful individuals, and those who can think critically are invited to consider these matters. Let's clear the fog from our vision; let's silence the meaningless traditions for just a moment; and ask ourselves, as if we were urgently determined to see it through, "How can we gather capable individuals from every walk of life, like picking out diamonds from a pile of sand: the truly capable, not the pretenders; and set them to govern, plan, manage, and lead us?" This is the most important question. Everything that Democracy ever stood for hinges on this: achieving a truer and truer form of Aristocracy, or governance by the Best.

Reformed Parliaments have lamentably failed to attain it for us; and I believe will and must forever fail. One true Reforming Statesman, one noble worshipper and knower of human intellect, with the quality of an experienced Politician too; he, backed by such a Parliament as England, once recognizing him, would loyally send, and at liberty to choose his working subalterns from all the Englishmen alive; he surely might do something? Something, by one means or another, is becoming fearfully necessary to be done! He, I think, might accomplish more for us in ten years, than the best conceivable Reformed Parliament, and utmost extension of the suffrage, in twice or ten times ten.

Reformed Parliaments have sadly failed to achieve this for us, and I believe they will always fail. A true reforming leader, someone who genuinely understands and appreciates human intellect, along with the experience of a skilled politician; if he had the support of a Parliament like England's, which would recognize him and let him choose his team from any Englishman available, he could surely make a difference. It's becoming desperately necessary for us to take action! I believe he could achieve more for us in ten years than the best possible reformed Parliament and the maximum expansion of voting rights could in twice or even a hundred times that amount of time.

What is extremely important too, you could try this method with safety; extension of the suffrage you cannot so try. With even an approximately heroic Prime Minister, you could get nothing but good from prescribing to him thus, to choose the fittest man, under penalties; to choose, not the fittest of the four or the three men that were in Parliament, but the fittest from the whole Twenty-seven Millions that he could hear of,—at his peril. Nothing but good from this. From extension of the suffrage, some think, you might get quite other than good. From extension of the suffrage, till it became a universal counting of heads, one sees not in the least what wisdom could be extracted. A Parliament of the Paris pattern, such as we see just now, might be extracted: and from that? Solution into universal slush; drownage of all interests divine and human, in a Noah's-Deluge of Parliamentary eloquence,—such as we hope our sins, heavy and manifold though they are, have not yet quite deserved!

What’s really important too is that you could safely try this method; you can’t say the same for extending the right to vote. Even with a somewhat heroic Prime Minister, you could only benefit from advising him to select the best candidate under penalties; to choose not just the best among the four or three members of Parliament, but the best from all Twenty-seven Million that he could learn about—at his own risk. There’s nothing but good that could come from this. As for extending the right to vote, some believe it could lead to outcomes other than good. Until it becomes a universal headcount, it’s hard to see any wisdom in it. A Parliament like the one in Paris, as we currently observe, could emerge: and from that? A muddy solution that would drown all divine and human interests in a deluge of Parliamentary speeches—such as we hope our many and serious sins have not yet truly earned!

Who, then, is to be the Reforming Statesman, and begin the noble work for us? He is the preliminary; one such; with him we may prosecute the enterprise to length after length; without him we cannot stir in it at all. A true king, temporary king, that dare undertake the government of Britain, on condition of beginning in sacred earnest to "reform" it, not at this or that extremity, but at the heart and centre. That will expurgate Downing Street, and the practical Administration of our Affairs; clear out its accumulated mountains of pendantries and cobwebs; bid the Pedants and the Dullards depart, bid the Gifted and the Seeing enter and inhabit. So that henceforth there be Heavenly light there, instead of Stygian dusk; that God's vivifying light instead of Satan's deadening and killing dusk, may radiate therefrom, and visit with healing all regions of this British Empire,—which now writhes through every limb of it, in dire agony as if of death! The enterprise is great, the enterprise may be called formidable and even awful; but there is none nobler among the sublunary affairs of mankind just now. Nay tacitly it is the enterprise of every man who undertakes to be British Premier in these times;—and I cannot esteem him an enviable Premier who, because the engagement is tacit, flatters himself that it does not exist! "Show it me in the bond," he says. Your Lordship, it actually exists: and I think you will see it yet, in another kind of "bond" than that sheepskin one!

Who, then, is going to be the Reforming Statesman and start this important work for us? He is the essential one; with him, we can carry on the effort indefinitely; without him, we can't make any progress at all. A true king, a temporary king, who dares to take on the leadership of Britain with the sincere intention to "reform" it, not just at the surface but at its very core. He will clean up Downing Street and the way we manage our affairs; he'll clear out the accumulated mess and clutter; he'll send the Pedants and the Dullards away and invite in the Gifted and the Insightful. From now on, there should be Heavenly light there instead of a dark, gloomy atmosphere; that God's revitalizing light, rather than Satan's suffocating and destructive gloom, can shine forth and bring healing to every corner of this British Empire—which is currently struggling with immense pain, as if it were near death! The task is significant; it could even be seen as daunting and overwhelming; but there is nothing nobler among human endeavors at this moment. In fact, it is implicitly the responsibility of every person who takes on the role of British Prime Minister these days; and I do not see him as a fortunate Prime Minister who, because this responsibility is implicit, fools himself into thinking it doesn’t exist! "Show it to me in the contract," he says. Your Lordship, it truly exists: and I think you will recognize it yet, in a different kind of "contract" than that sheepskin one!

But truly, in any time, what a strange feeling, enough to alarm a very big Lordship, this: that he, of the size he is, has got to the apex of English affairs! Smallest wrens, we know, by training and the aid of machinery, are capable of many things. For this world abounds in miraculous combinations, far transcending anything they do at Drury Lane in the melodramatic way. A world which, as solid as it looks, is made all of aerial and even of spiritual stuff; permeated all by incalculable sleeping forces and electricities; and liable to go off, at any time, into the hugest developments, upon a scratch thoughtfully or thoughtlessly given on the right point:—Nay, for every one of us, could not the sputter of a poor pistol-shot shrivel the Immensities together like a burnt scroll, and make the Heavens and the Earth pass away with a great noise? Smallest wrens, and canary-birds of some dexterity, can be trained to handle lucifer-matches; and have, before now, fired off whole powder-magazines and parks of artillery. Perhaps without much astonishment to the canary-bird. The canary-bird can hold only its own quantity of astonishment; and may possibly enough retain its presence of mind, were even Doomsday to come. It is on this principle that I explain to myself the equanimity of some men and Premiers whom we have known.

But honestly, at any time, what a strange feeling it is, enough to surprise a very important person, that he, with his stature, has reached the top of English politics! Even the smallest wrens, we know, can do a lot through training and tools. This world is full of miraculous combinations, far exceeding anything they do at Drury Lane in a melodramatic fashion. A world that, as solid as it appears, is made entirely of air and even spiritual elements; filled with countless hidden forces and energies; and can explode into massive changes at any moment, triggered by a seemingly simple action:—Indeed, for each of us, couldn’t a small gunshot compress the vastness into a burnt scroll and cause the Heavens and the Earth to vanish with a loud crash? Even the smallest wrens and clever canary-birds can be trained to handle matches and have, in the past, detonated entire gunpowder stores and artillery. Perhaps the canary-bird isn’t too shocked by this. It can only handle so much surprise and might very well keep its cool, even if the world were to end. It is based on this idea that I try to understand the calmness of some men and leaders we’ve encountered.

This and the other Premier seems to take it with perfect coolness. And yet, I say, what a strange feeling, to find himself Chief Governor of England; girding on, upon his moderately sized new soul, the old battle-harness of an Oliver Cromwell, an Edward Longshanks, a William Conqueror. "I, then, am the Ablest of English attainable Men? This English People, which has spread itself over all lands and seas, and achieved such works in the ages,—which has done America, India, the Lancashire Cotton-trade, Bromwicham Iron-trade, Newton's Principia, Shakspeare's Dramas, and the British Constitution,—the apex of all its intelligences and mighty instincts and dumb longings: it is I? William Conqueror's big gifts, and Edward's and Elizabeth's; Oliver's lightning soul, noble as Sinai and the thunders of the Lord: these are mine, I begin to perceive,—to a certain extent. These heroisms have I,—though rather shy of exhibiting them. These; and something withal of the huge beaver-faculty of our Arkwrights, Brindleys; touches too of the phoenix-melodies and sunny heroisms of our Shakspeares, of our Singers, Sages and inspired Thinkers all this is in me, I will hope,—though rather shy of exhibiting it on common occasions. The Pattern Englishman, raised by solemn acclamation upon the bucklers of the English People, and saluted with universal 'God save THEE!'—has now the honor to announce himself. After fifteen hundred years of constitutional study as to methods of raising on the bucklers, which is the operation of operations, the English People, surely pretty well skilled in it by this time, has raised—the remarkable individual now addressing you. The best-combined sample of whatsoever divine qualities are in this big People, the consummate flower of all that they have done and been, the ultimate product of the Destinies, and English man of men, arrived at last in the fulness of time, is—who think you? Ye worlds, the Ithuriel javelin by which, with all these heroisms and accumulated energies old and new, the English People means to smite and pierce, is this poor tailor's-bodkin, hardly adequate to bore an eylet-hole, who now has the honor to"—Good Heavens, if it were not that men generally are very much of the canary-bird, here, are reflections sufficient to annihilate any man, almost before starting!

This Premier and the other one seem to handle it all with perfect calm. And yet, I must say, what a strange feeling it must be to find himself the Chief Governor of England; putting on, over his moderately sized new soul, the old battle armor of an Oliver Cromwell, an Edward Longshanks, a William the Conqueror. "So, I am the most capable man in England? This English People, which has spread across all lands and seas, accomplishing so much through the ages—creating America, India, the Lancashire Cotton trade, the Bromwicham Iron trade, Newton's Principia, Shakespeare's plays, and the British Constitution—the peak of all its intelligence and powerful instincts and deep longings: is it really me? The great talents of William the Conqueror, Edward, and Elizabeth; Oliver's lightning soul, noble as Sinai and the thunders of God: these are mine, I am beginning to realize, at least to some extent. These heroic qualities are mine—though I’m somewhat hesitant to show them off. These, along with a bit of the massive talent of our Arkwrights, Brindleys; also hints of the inspiring melodies and sunny heroics of our Shakespeares, our Singers, Sages, and inspired Thinkers—this is within me, I hope, though I’m rather shy about displaying it on ordinary occasions. The quintessential Englishman, elevated by the solemn acclaim of the English People, and greeted with a universal 'God save THEE!'—now has the honor to introduce himself. After fifteen hundred years of constitutional study on how to elevate one onto the bucklers, which is the ultimate operation, the English People, surely now quite skilled at it, has raised—the remarkable individual now addressing you. The best combination of all the divine qualities present in this great People, the perfect culmination of all they have done and been, the final product of destiny, and the English man of men, finally arriving in the fullness of time, is—guess who? Oh worlds, the Ithuriel javelin that the English People intends to use to strike and pierce, with all these heroics and combined energies, old and new, is this poor tailor's needle, hardly sufficient to make an eyelet hole, who now has the honor to—Good heavens, if it weren't for the fact that human beings are generally a bit like canary birds, these thoughts could easily crush anyone before they even begin!

But to us also it ought to be a very strange reflection! This, then, is the length we have brought it to, with our constitutioning, and ballot-boxing, and incessant talk and effort in every kind for so many centuries back; this? The golden flower of our grand alchemical projection, which has set the world in astonishment so long, and been the envy of surrounding nations, is—what we here see. To be governed by his Lordship, and guided through the undiscovered paths of Time by this respectable degree of human faculty. With our utmost soul's travail we could discover, by the sublimest methods eulogized by all the world, no abler Englishman than this?

But it should really make us think! This is what we’ve achieved after all our efforts with constitutions, voting, and endless discussions for so many centuries; this? The amazing result of our grand ambitions, which has amazed the world for so long and made other nations jealous, is—what we see here. To be governed by this Lord, and led through the unknown paths of time by this respectable level of human ability. With our greatest efforts and through methods praised by everyone, we couldn’t find a more capable Englishman than this?

Really it should make us pause upon the said sublime methods, and ask ourselves very seriously, whether, notwithstanding the eulogy of all the world, they can be other than extremely astonishing methods, that require revisal and reconsideration very much indeed! For the kind of "man" we get to govern us, all conclusions whatsoever centre there, and likewise all manner of issues flow infallibly therefrom. "Ask well, who is your Chief Governor," says one: "for around him men like to him will infallibly gather, and by degrees all the world will be made in his image." "He who is himself a noble man, has a chance to know the nobleness of men; he who is not, has none. And as for the poor Public,—alas, is not the kind of 'man' you set upon it the liveliest symbol of its and your veracity and victory and blessedness, or unveracity and misery and cursedness; the general summation and practical outcome of all else whatsoever in the Public and in you?"

We should really take a moment to reflect on these so-called sublime methods and seriously question whether, despite the praise from everyone, they can be anything but incredibly surprising methods that definitely need to be reviewed and reconsidered! Because the type of "man" we allow to govern us is where all conclusions eventually lead, and all sorts of outcomes inevitably arise from there. "Make sure you know who your Chief Governor is," says one: "because the people around him will surely be like him, and gradually the world will be shaped in his image." "A truly noble man has the opportunity to recognize the nobility in others; one who is not doesn't have that chance. And as for the poor Public—unfortunately, isn't the type of 'man' you put in charge the clearest representation of its and your truth and success, or its and your falsehood and suffering; the overall result and practical consequences of everything else in the Public and in you?"

Time was when an incompetent Governor could not be permitted among men. He was, and had to be, by one method or the other, clutched up from his place at the helm of affairs, and hurled down into the hold, perhaps even overboard, if he could not really steer. And we call those ages barbarous, because they shuddered to see a Phantasm at the helm of their affairs; an eyeless Pilot with constitutional spectacles, steering by the ear mainly? And we have changed all that; no-government is now the best; and a tailor's foreman, who gives no trouble, is preferable to any other for governing? My friends, such truly is the current idea; but you dreadfully mistake yourselves, and the fact is not such. The fact, now beginning to disclose itself again in distressed Needlewomen, famishing Connaughts, revolting Colonies, and a general rapid advance towards Social Ruin, remains really what it always was, and will so remain!

There was a time when an incompetent Governor couldn't be accepted among people. He had to be, one way or another, removed from his position of power and thrown down into a lesser role, or maybe even dismissed completely, if he couldn't actually lead. And we refer to those times as barbaric because they were horrified to have a ghost at the helm of their affairs; a blind pilot with outdated glasses, mainly steering by instinct? We've changed all that; now, it's believed that no government is best, and a trouble-free tailor's foreman is seen as better for leadership than anyone else? My friends, that's what people think today, but you're completely mistaken, and the reality is not what you think. The reality, which is starting to show itself again through struggling seamstresses, starving Connaughts, rebellious colonies, and a rapid decline towards social collapse, is still exactly what it has always been, and it will remain so!

Men have very much forgotten it at present; and only here a man and there a man begins again to bethink himself of it: but all men will gradually get reminded of it, perhaps terribly to their cost; and the sooner they all lay it to heart again, I think it will be the better. For in spite of our oblivion of it, the thing remains forever true; nor is there any Constitution or body of Constitutions, were they clothed with never such venerabilities and general acceptabilities, that avails to deliver a Nation from the consequences of forgetting it. Nature, I assure you, does forevermore remember it; and a hundred British Constitutions are but as a hundred cobwebs between her and the penalty she levies for forgetting it. Tell me what kind of man governs a People, you tell me, with much exactness, what the net sum-total of social worth in that People has for some time been. Whether they have loved the phylacteries or the eternal noblenesses; whether they have been struggling heavenward like eagles, brothers of the radiances, or groping owl-like with horn-eyed diligence, catching mice and balances at their banker's,—poor devils, you will see it all in that one fact. A fact long prepared beforehand; which, if it is a peaceably received one, must have been acquiesced in, judged to be "best," by the poor mousing owls, intent only to have a large balance at their banker's and keep a whole skin.

Men have mostly forgotten this now; only a few individuals are starting to reflect on it again. But eventually, everyone will be reminded of it, possibly at a great cost. The sooner they take it to heart again, the better it will be. Despite our forgetfulness, it remains eternally true; no Constitution or set of Constitutions, no matter how respected or broadly accepted, can protect a nation from the consequences of forgetting it. Nature, I assure you, always remembers it; and a hundred British Constitutions are merely a hundred cobwebs between her and the penalties she imposes for forgetfulness. If you tell me what type of person governs a people, you'll accurately reveal the overall social worth of that community for some time. Whether they have valued superficial things or true nobility; whether they have been striving upward like eagles, kin to the light, or groping around like diligent owls, focused on catching mice and balancing their accounts at the bank—poor souls, you can see it all in that one fact. A fact that has long been set in motion; which, if it's accepted peacefully, must have been agreed upon and deemed "best" by those poor, mousing owls, who are only concerned with having a large balance at the bank and staying safe.

Such sordid populations, which were long blind to Heaven's light, are getting themselves burnt up rapidly, in these days, by street-insurrection and Hell-fire;—as is indeed inevitable, my esteemed M'Croudy! Light, accept the blessed light, if you will have it when Heaven vouchsafes. You refuse? You prefer Delolme on the British Constitution, the Gospel according to M'Croudy, and a good balance at your banker's? Very well: the "light" is more and more withdrawn; and for some time you have a general dusk, very favorable for catching mice; and the opulent owlery is very "happy," and well-off at its banker's;—and furthermore, by due sequence, infallible as the foundations of the Universe and Nature's oldest law, the light returns on you, condensed, this time, into lightning, which there is not any skin whatever too thick for taking in!

Such corrupt groups, who have long been blind to the light from above, are quickly burning themselves up these days with riots and chaos;—as is certainly unavoidable, my dear M'Croudy! Embrace the blessed light if you want it when Heaven offers it. You refuse? You’d rather read Delolme on the British Constitution, or the Gospel according to M'Croudy, and keep a good balance at your bank? Alright then: the "light" is slowly being taken away from you; and for a while, you’re left in general darkness, which is great for catching mice; and the wealthy owls are quite "happy" and comfortable at their bank;—and furthermore, by a natural order that is as certain as the foundations of the Universe and Nature’s oldest law, the light returns to you, this time condensed into lightning, which no amount of thick skin can ignore!





No. IV. THE NEW DOWNING STREET. [April 15, 1850.]

In looking at this wreck of Governments in all European countries, there is one consideration that suggests itself, sadly elucidative of our modern epoch. These Governments, we may be well assured, have gone to anarchy for this one reason inclusive of every other whatsoever, That they were not wise enough; that the spiritual talent embarked in them, the virtue, heroism, intellect, or by whatever other synonyms we designate it, was not adequate,—probably had long been inadequate, and so in its dim helplessness had suffered, or perhaps invited falsity to introduce itself; had suffered injustices, and solecisms, and contradictions of the Divine Fact, to accumulate in more than tolerable measure; whereupon said Governments were overset, and declared before all creatures to be too false.

When we examine the collapse of governments across Europe, one thought stands out, sadly reflecting our current times. We can be certain that these governments have fallen into chaos for one main reason, among others: They weren’t wise enough. The moral qualities that should have guided them—such as virtue, bravery, and intelligence—were lacking. This inadequacy, likely a long-standing issue, left them open to deception. They endured injustices and contradictions against fundamental truths, which piled up beyond what could be tolerated, leading to their downfall and exposing them to everyone as fundamentally flawed.

This is a reflection sad but important to the modern Governments now fallen anarchic, That they had not spiritual talent enough. And if this is so, then surely the question, How these Governments came to sink for want of intellect? is a rather interesting one. Intellect, in some measure, is born into every Century; and the Nineteenth flatters itself that it is rather distinguished that way! What had become of this celebrated Nineteenth Century's intellect? Surely some of it existed, and was "developed" withal;—nay in the "undeveloped," unconscious, or inarticulate state, it is not dead; but alive and at work, if mutely not less beneficently, some think even more so! And yet Governments, it would appear, could by no means get enough of it; almost none of it came their way: what had become of it? Truly there must be something very questionable, either in the intellect of this celebrated Century, or in the methods Governments now have of supplying their wants from the same. One or other of two grand fundamental shortcomings, in regard to intellect or human enlightenment, is very visible in this enlightened Century of ours; for it has now become the most anarchic of Centuries; that is to say, has fallen practically into such Egyptian darkness that it cannot grope its way at all!

This is a sad but important reflection on modern governments that have become anarchic, highlighting their lack of spiritual talent. If that's the case, then the question of how these governments failed due to a lack of intellect is quite intriguing. Intellect, to some extent, is present in every century, and the Nineteenth claims to be particularly notable in this regard! What happened to the intellect of this celebrated Nineteenth Century? Surely some of it existed and was developed; in fact, in its "undeveloped," unconscious, or inarticulate state, it isn't dead—it’s alive and working, even if quietly, and some believe it’s even more beneficial this way! And yet, it seems that governments could never get enough of it; almost none came their way: what happened to it? There must be something quite questionable, either in the intellect of this celebrated century or in the ways governments currently try to meet their needs. One or the other of two significant shortcomings, concerning intellect or human enlightenment, is very apparent in this enlightened century of ours; it has now become the most anarchic of centuries; that is to say, it has fallen into such a level of darkness that it cannot find its way at all!

Nay I rather think both of these shortcomings, fatal deficits both, are chargeable upon us; and it is the joint harvest of both that we are now reaping with such havoc to our affairs. I rather guess, the intellect of the Nineteenth Century, so full of miracle to Heavyside and others, is itself a mechanical or beaver intellect rather than a high or eminently human one. A dim and mean though authentic kind of intellect, this; venerable only in defect of better. This kind will avail but little in the higher enterprises of human intellect, especially in that highest enterprise of guiding men Heavenward, which, after all, is the one real "governing" of them on this God's-Earth:—an enterprise not to be achieved by beaver intellect, but by other higher and highest kinds. This is deficit first. And then secondly, Governments have, really to a fatal and extraordinary extent, neglected in late ages to supply themselves with what intellect was going; having, as was too natural in the dim time, taken up a notion that human intellect, or even beaver intellect, was not necessary to them at all, but that a little of the vulpine sort (if attainable), supported by routine, red-tape traditions, and tolerable parliamentary eloquence on occasion, would very well suffice. A most false and impious notion; leading to fatal lethargy on the part of Governments, while Nature and Fact were preparing strange phenomena in contradiction to it.

No, I actually think both of these flaws, serious shortcomings both, are our responsibility; and it is the combined result of both that we are now facing with such chaos in our affairs. I suspect the intellect of the Nineteenth Century, so remarkable to Heavyside and others, is more of a mechanical or beaver intellect rather than a sophisticated or truly human one. It's a dim and mediocre, though genuine, type of intellect; only respected due to the lack of better alternatives. This kind will not be much help in the greater endeavors of human intellect, especially in the most important task of guiding people towards Heaven, which ultimately is the only true way to "govern" them on this Earth created by God:—a task that cannot be accomplished by a beaver intellect, but requires other, higher types. This is the first deficit. And then, secondly, Governments have, to a tragic and extreme degree, neglected in recent times to equip themselves with available intellect; they have, as was too typical in those obscure times, come to believe that human intellect, or even beaver intellect, was unnecessary for them at all, and that a bit of the vulpine kind (if it could be found), supported by routine, bureaucracy, and decent parliamentary speech when needed, would be more than enough. A completely false and reckless belief; leading to a dangerous complacency on the part of Governments, while Nature and Fact were preparing strange occurrences that contradicted it.

These are two very fatal deficits;—the remedy of either of which would be the remedy of both, could we but find it! For indeed they are vitally connected: one of them is sure to produce the other; and both once in action together, the advent of darkness, certain enough to issue in anarchy by and by, goes on with frightful acceleration. If Governments neglect to invite what noble intellect there is, then too surely all intellect, not omnipotent to resist bad influences, will tend to become beaverish ignoble intellect; and quitting high aims, which seem shut up from it, will help itself forward in the way of making money and such like; or will even sink to be sham intellect, helping itself by methods which are not only beaverish but vulpine, and so "ignoble" as not to have common honesty. The Government, taking no thought to choose intellect for itself, will gradually find that there is less and less of a good quality to choose from: thus, as in all impieties it does, bad grows worse at a frightful double rate of progression; and your impiety is twice cursed. If you are impious enough to tolerate darkness, you will get ever more darkness to tolerate; and at that inevitable stage of the account (inevitable in all such accounts) when actual light or else destruction is the alternative, you will call to the Heavens and the Earth for light, and none will come!

These are two very serious issues; the solution to either one would also solve the other, if only we could figure it out! They are deeply interconnected: one definitely causes the other; and when both are in play together, the onset of darkness, which will surely lead to chaos eventually, accelerates at a terrifying pace. If governments fail to engage the noble minds that exist, then certainly all intellect, unable to withstand negative influences, will tend to become mediocre and uninspired; abandoning high aspirations that seem out of reach, it will pursue profit and similar goals; or it may even degrade into utterly sham intellect, using methods that are not only lowly but also deceptive, and thus "ignoble" to the point of lacking basic honesty. The government, failing to select quality intellect for itself, will gradually find less and less of good quality available: thus, as in all forms of wrongdoing, the bad only worsens at a terrifying double rate; and your wrongdoing is doubly cursed. If you're reckless enough to accept darkness, you'll only invite more darkness; and at that unavoidable point (unavoidable in all such situations) when the choice is between true light or destruction, you'll cry out to the heavens and the earth for light, and none will come!

Certainly this evil, for one, has not "wrought its own cure;" but has wrought precisely the reverse, and has been hourly eating away what possibilities of cure there were. And so, I fear, in spite of rumors to the contrary, it always is with evils, with solecisms against Nature, and contradictions to the divine fact of things: not an evil of them has ever wrought its own cure in my experience;—but has continually grown worse and wider and uglier, till some good (generally a good man) not able to endure the abomination longer, rose upon it and cured or else extinguished it. Evil Governments, divested of God's light because they have loved darkness rather, are not likelier than other evils to work their own cure out of that bad plight.

Certainly this evil, for one, has not "created its own solution;" but has done exactly the opposite, and has been steadily undermining any chances of a solution that existed. And so, I fear, despite rumors to the contrary, it’s always the case with evils, with violations of nature, and contradictions to the truth of things: none of those evils in my experience has ever managed to solve itself; instead, they have continuously worsened and expanded, until some good (generally a good man) could no longer tolerate the situation and either remedied it or eliminated it. Corrupt Governments, stripped of God's light because they prefer darkness, are no more likely than other evils to find their own resolution from that terrible state.

It is urgent upon all Governments to pause in this fatal course; persisted in, the goal is fearfully evident; every hour's persistence in it is making return more difficult. Intellect exists in all countries; and the function appointed it by Heaven,—Governments had better not attempt to contradict that, for they cannot! Intellect has to govern in this world and will do it, if not in alliance with so-called "Governments" of red-tape and routine, then in divine hostility to such, and sometimes alas in diabolic hostility to such; and in the end, as sure as Heaven is higher than Downing Street, and the Laws of Nature are tougher than red-tape, with entire victory over them and entire ruin to them. If there is one thinking man among the Politicians of England, I consider these things extremely well worth his attention just now.

It’s urgent for all governments to stop this harmful path; if they keep going, the outcome is painfully clear. Every hour they continue makes it harder to turn back. Intelligence exists in all nations, and the role assigned to it by a higher power—governments better not try to deny that, because they can’t! Intelligence must lead in this world and will, whether in partnership with the so-called "governments" bogged down in bureaucracy and routine, or in direct opposition to them, and sometimes, sadly, in a truly hostile manner; in the end, just as surely as Heaven is higher than Downing Street, and the Laws of Nature are stronger than red tape, it will triumph over them, leading to their complete downfall. If there's even one thoughtful politician in England, I think these ideas are definitely worth his attention right now.

Who are available to your Offices in Downing Street? All the gifted souls, of every rank, who are born to you in this generation. These are appointed, by the true eternal "divine right" which will never become obsolete, to be your governors and administrators; and precisely as you employ them, or neglect to employ them, will your State be favored of Heaven or disfavored. This noble young soul, you can have him on either of two conditions; and on one of them, since he is here in the world, you must have him. As your ally and coadjutor; or failing that, as your natural enemy: which shall it be? I consider that every Government convicts itself of infatuation and futility, or absolves and justifies itself before God and man, according as it answers this question. With all sublunary entities, this is the question of questions. What talent is born to you? How do you employ that? The crop of spiritual talent that is born to you, of human nobleness and intellect and heroic faculty, this is infinitely more important than your crops of cotton or corn, or wine or herrings or whale-oil, which the Newspapers record with such anxiety every season. This is not quite counted by seasons, therefore the Newspapers are silent: but by generations and centuries, I assure you it becomes amazingly sensible; and surpasses, as Heaven does Earth, all the corn and wine, and whale-oil and California bullion, or any other crop you grow. If that crop cease, the other crops—please to take them also, if you are anxious about them. That once ceasing, we may shut shop; for no other crop whatever will stay with us, nor is worth having if it would.

Who is available to your Offices in Downing Street? All the talented individuals, of every rank, who belong to you in this generation. They are appointed by the true eternal "divine right," which will never become outdated, to be your leaders and administrators; and exactly how you engage them, or fail to do so, will determine whether your State is favored or not by Heaven. This noble young individual, you can have him on one of two conditions; and since he is present in the world, you must choose one. As your ally and helper; or if not, as your natural enemy: which will it be? I believe that every Government reveals its foolishness and futility, or justifies itself before God and people, depending on how it answers this question. With all earthly matters, this is the most critical question. What talent is given to you? How do you utilize that? The measure of spiritual talent that you receive, of human greatness and intelligence and heroic ability, is infinitely more important than your harvests of cotton or corn, or wine or fish or whale oil, which the newspapers report on with such concern every season. This isn't measured by seasons, so the newspapers remain silent; but over generations and centuries, I assure you it becomes tremendously significant and surpasses, as Heaven surpasses Earth, all the corn and wine, and whale oil and California gold, or any other crop you're growing. If that talent disappears, feel free to take the other crops as well, if you're worried about them. Once that is gone, we might as well close shop; because no other crop will stay with us, nor is worth having if it did.

To promote men of talent, to search and sift the whole society in every class for men of talent, and joyfully promote them, has not always been found impossible. In many forms of polity they have done it, and still do it, to a certain degree. The degree to which they succeed in doing it marks, as I have said, with very great accuracy the degree of divine and human worth that is in them, the degree of success or real ultimate victory they can expect to have in this world.—Think, for example, of the old Catholic Church, in its merely terrestrial relations to the State; and see if your reflections, and contrasts with what now is, are of an exulting character. Progress of the species has gone on as with seven-league boots, and in various directions has shot ahead amazingly, with three cheers from all the world; but in this direction, the most vital and indispensable, it has lagged terribly, and has even moved backward, till now it is quite gone out of sight in clouds of cotton-fuzz and railway-scrip, and has fallen fairly over the horizon to rearward!

To promote talented individuals, to search through all levels of society for people with potential, and to joyfully support them has not always been impossible. Many forms of government have managed to do this, and still do to some extent. The level of success they achieve in this shows, as I mentioned, a very accurate measure of the divine and human worth present in them, and the level of success or true ultimate victory they can expect in this world. Consider, for example, the old Catholic Church and its purely earthly relationships with the State; see if your reflections and comparisons with the present are uplifting. The progress of humanity has advanced rapidly, like wearing seven-league boots, and in many areas has surged forward brilliantly, greeted with cheers from everyone. But in this direction, the most crucial and necessary one, it has lagged significantly and has even retreated, until now it has completely vanished from view in clouds of triviality and bureaucracy, and has fallen completely beyond the horizon!

In those most benighted Feudal societies, full of mere tyrannous steel Barons, and totally destitute of Tenpound Franchises and Ballot-boxes, there did nevertheless authentically preach itself everywhere this grandest of gospels, without which no other gospel can avail us much, to all souls of men, "Awake ye noble souls; here is a noble career for you!" I say, everywhere a road towards promotion, for human nobleness, lay wide open to all men. The pious soul,—which, if you reflect, will mean the ingenuous and ingenious, the gifted, intelligent and nobly-aspiring soul,—such a soul, in whatever rank of life it were born, had one path inviting it; a generous career, whereon, by human worth and valor, all earthly heights and Heaven itself were attainable. In the lowest stratum of social thraldom, nowhere was the noble soul doomed quite to choke, and die ignobly. The Church, poor old benighted creature, had at least taken care of that: the noble aspiring soul, not doomed to choke ignobly in its penuries, could at least run into the neighboring Convent, and there take refuge. Education awaited it there; strict training not only to whatever useful knowledge could be had from writing and reading, but to obedience, to pious reverence, self-restraint, annihilation of self,—really to human nobleness in many most essential respects. No questions asked about your birth, genealogy, quantity of money-capital or the like; the one question was, "Is there some human nobleness in you, or is there not?" The poor neat-herd's son, if he were a Noble of Nature, might rise to Priesthood, to High-priesthood, to the top of this world,—and best of all, he had still high Heaven lying high enough above him, to keep his head steady, on whatever height or in whatever depth his way might lie!

In those dark Feudal societies, filled with oppressive Barons and completely lacking any kind of democratic rights or voting systems, there was still a powerful message being preached everywhere: "Awake, you noble souls; there's a noble path for you!" I mean, there was always a way for anyone to rise up and achieve true humanity. The dedicated soul—meaning the honest, creative, intelligent, and ambitious soul—regardless of their social class, had one inviting path ahead: a generous journey where human worth and bravery could lead to all earthly heights and even Heaven itself. Even in the harshest conditions of social servitude, the noble soul wasn't doomed to suffocate and fade away in obscurity. The Church, poor and misguided, at least ensured that—the aspiring noble soul, not destined to perish in desperation, could find refuge in a nearby Convent. Education awaited there; rigorous training not just in reading and writing but also in obedience, reverence, self-discipline, and even selflessness—essentially guiding one towards true nobility. There were no questions about your background, family lineage, wealth, or anything like that; the only question was, "Is there some nobility in you or not?" The son of a poor shepherd, if he possessed a noble spirit, could rise to the Priesthood, to the highest positions in this world—and best of all, he would always have Heaven above to keep him grounded, no matter how high or low his journey might take him!

A thrice-glorious arrangement, when I reflect on it; most salutary to all high and low interests; a truly human arrangement. You made the born noble yours, welcoming him as what he was, the Sent of Heaven: you did not force him either to die or become your enemy; idly neglecting or suppressing him as what he was not, a thing of no worth. You accepted the blessed light; and in the shape of infernal lightning it needed not to visit you. How, like an immense mine-shaft through the dim oppressed strata of society, this Institution of the Priesthood ran; opening, from the lowest depths towards all heights and towards Heaven itself, a free road of egress and emergence towards virtuous nobleness, heroism and well-doing, for every born man. This we may call the living lungs and blood-circulation of those old Feudalisms. When I think of that immeasurable all-pervading lungs; present in every corner of human society, every meanest hut a cell of said lungs; inviting whatsoever noble pious soul was born there to the path that was noble for him; and leading thereby sometimes, if he were worthy, to be the Papa of Christendom, and Commander of all Kings,—I perceive how the old Christian society continued healthy, vital, and was strong and heroic. When I contrast this with the noble aims now held out to noble souls born in remote huts, or beyond the verge of Palace-Yard; and think of what your Lordship has done in the way of making priests and papas,—I see a society without lungs, fast wheezing itself to death, in horrid convulsions; and deserving to die.

A truly remarkable setup, as I think about it; beneficial to both high and low interests; a genuinely humane setup. You embraced the born noble, welcoming him as he was, the Chosen of Heaven: you didn’t force him to either die or become your enemy; you didn’t ignore or suppress him as something he wasn’t, a worthless being. You accepted the blessed light; and in the form of hellish lightning, it didn't need to strike you. This Institution of the Priesthood ran like a massive mine shaft through the dark layers of society; opening a clear path from the lowest depths up to all heights and even to Heaven itself, providing every man born with a way out toward virtuous nobility, heroism, and good deeds. This we can call the living lungs and blood flow of those old Feudalisms. When I consider that vast, all-encompassing lung; present in every corner of human society, with every humble hut as a cell of that lung; inviting any noble, pious soul born there to the path meant for him; and sometimes leading, if he was worthy, to becoming the Pope of Christendom and Commander of all Kings,—I see how the old Christian society remained healthy, lively, and was strong and heroic. When I compare this to the noble goals now offered to noble souls born in distant huts or outside the gates of the Palace; and think of what your Lordship has done in creating priests and popes,—I see a society without lungs, struggling to breathe itself to death, in terrible convulsions; and deserving to die.

Over Europe generally in these years, I consider that the State has died, has fairly coughed its last in street musketry, and fallen down dead, incapable of any but galvanic life henceforth,—owing to this same fatal want of lungs, which includes all other wants for a State. And furthermore that it will never come alive again, till it contrive to get such indispensable vital apparatus; the outlook toward which consummation is very distant in most communities of Europe. If you let it come to death or suspended animation in States, the case is very bad! Vain to call in universal-suffrage parliaments at that stage: the universal-suffrage parliaments cannot give you any breath of life, cannot find any wisdom for you; by long impiety, you have let the supply of noble human wisdom die out; and the wisdom that now courts your universal suffrages is beggarly human attorneyism or sham-wisdom, which is not an insight into the Laws of God's Universe, but into the laws of hungry Egoism and the Devil's Chicane, and can in the end profit no community or man.

Across Europe in these years, I believe the State has died, has pretty much coughed its last amidst street violence, and collapsed, unable to do anything but live an artificial existence from now on—thanks to this same terrible lack of essential support, which encompasses all other needs of a State. Furthermore, it will never truly be revived until it manages to acquire that crucial vital support; the prospects for this happening seem very far off in most European communities. If you allow your States to reach a state of death or suspended animation, it’s a serious problem! It’s pointless to bring in universal-suffrage parliaments at that point: those parliaments can’t breathe life back into you, can’t find any true wisdom for you; through years of neglect, you have let the supply of genuine human wisdom fade away; and the wisdom that now seeks your universal support is just a hollow form of human legalism or fake wisdom, which does not reflect the Laws of God’s Universe, but rather the rules of greedy self-interest and deceit, and in the end, it benefits no community or individual.

No; the kind of heroes that come mounted on the shoulders of the universal suffrage, and install themselves as Prime Ministers and healing Statesmen by force of able editorship, do not bid very fair to bring Nations back to the ways of God. Eloquent high-lacquered pinchbeck specimens these, expert in the arts of Belial mainly;—fitter to be markers at some exceedingly expensive billiard-table than sacred chief-priests of men! "Greeks of the Lower Empire;" with a varnish of parliamentary rhetoric; and, I suppose, this other great gift, toughness of character,—proof that they have persevered in their Master's service. Poor wretches, their industry is mob-worship, place-worship, parliamentary intrigue, and the multiplex art of tongue-fence: flung into that bad element, there they swim for decades long, throttling and wrestling one another according to their strength,—and the toughest or luckiest gets to land, and becomes Premier. A more entirely unbeautiful class of Premiers was never raked out of the ooze, and set on high places, by any ingenuity of man. Dame Dubarry's petticoat was a better seine-net for fishing out Premiers than that. Let all Nations whom necessity is driving towards that method, take warning in time!

No; the kind of heroes who ride in on the support of universal suffrage and set themselves up as Prime Ministers and healing Statesmen through clever editing aren't likely to lead nations back to the ways of God. They are flashy examples, mostly skilled in the arts of deception—better suited as markers at an expensive billiard table than as sacred leaders of people! They’re like the "Greeks of the Lower Empire," polished with parliamentary rhetoric, and I suppose they have this other so-called virtue, toughness of character—proof that they have stuck with their Master’s service. These poor souls engage in mob-worship, place-worship, parliamentary trickery, and the art of verbal sparring: thrown into that toxic environment, they struggle for decades, throttling and wrestling with each other according to their strength—the toughest or luckiest makes it to the top and becomes Premier. No group of Premiers has ever been more unattractive, pulled up from the muck and placed in high positions through any human cunning. Dame Dubarry’s petticoat was a better net for catching Premiers than that. Let all nations driven to this approach heed the warning in time!

Alas, there is, in a manner, but one Nation that can still take warning! In England alone of European Countries the State yet survives; and might help itself by better methods. In England heroic wisdom is not yet dead, and quite replaced by attorneyism: the honest beaver faculty yet abounds with us, the heroic manful faculty shows itself also to the observant eye, not dead but dangerously sleeping. I said there were many kings in England: if these can yet be rallied into strenuous activity, and set to govern England in Downing Street and elsewhere, which their function always is,—then England can be saved from anarchies and universal suffrages; and that Apotheosis of Attorneyism, blackest of terrestrial curses, may be spared us. If these cannot, the other issue, in such forms as may be appropriate to us, is inevitable. What escape is there? England must conform to the eternal laws of life, or England too must die!

Unfortunately, there is, in a way, only one Nation that can still take a hint! In England, unlike other European Countries, the State still exists; and could improve itself through better methods. In England, heroic wisdom is not dead yet, and hasn't been completely replaced by legalism: the honest hardworking nature is still abundant among us, and the qualities of a true hero can still be seen by those who are observant, not dead but dangerously dormant. I mentioned that there are many leaders in England: if these can be energized into active engagement, and set to govern England from Downing Street and other places, which is their usual role,—then England can be saved from chaos and universal voting; and that curse of legalism, the most dreadful of earthly afflictions, may be avoided. If they cannot, the other outcome, in forms that may suit us, is unavoidable. What escape is there? England must adhere to the timeless laws of life, or England must also perish!

England with the largest mass of real living interests ever intrusted to a Nation; and with a mass of extinct imaginary and quite dead interests piled upon it to the very Heavens, and encumbering it from shore to shore,—does reel and stagger ominously in these years; urged by the Divine Silences and the Eternal Laws to take practical hold of its living interests and manage them: and clutching blindly into its venerable extinct and imaginary interests, as if that were still the way to do it. England must contrive to manage its living interests, and quit its dead ones and their methods, or else depart from its place in this world. Surely England is called as no Nation ever was, to summon out its kings, and set them to that high work!—Huge inorganic England, nigh choked under the exuviae of a thousand years, and blindly sprawling amid chartisms, ballot-boxes, prevenient graces, and bishops' nightmares, must, as the preliminary and commencement of organization, learn to breathe again,—get "lungs" for herself again, as we defined it. That is imperative upon her: she too will die, otherwise, and cough her last upon the streets some day;—how can she continue living? To enfranchise whatsoever of Wisdom is born in England, and set that to the sacred task of coercing and amending what of Folly is born in England: Heaven's blessing is purchasable by that; by not that, only Heaven's curse is purchasable. The reform contemplated, my liberal friends perceive, is a truly radical one; no ballot-box ever went so deep into the roots: a radical, most painful, slow and difficult, but most indispensable reform of reforms!

England, with the largest collection of real living interests ever entrusted to a nation and a heap of outdated, imaginary interests piled high above, is staggering alarmingly these days. It is being urged by higher powers and long-standing laws to focus on its living interests and manage them. However, it clings blindly to its old, imaginary interests, thinking that's still the way to go. England needs to figure out how to manage its living interests and let go of its dead ones and their outdated methods, or it risks losing its place in the world. Surely, England is called like no other nation to bring forth its kings and set them to this important task!—Immense, troubled England, nearly suffocated by a thousand years of past, is blindly floundering through political movements, elections, and struggles against tradition. As the first step in organizing itself, it must learn to breathe again—regain its "lungs," as we put it. This is crucial; otherwise, it will perish and one day cough its last breath in the streets—how can it possibly continue to live? It must liberate any wisdom born in England and devote it to the crucial task of correcting the foolishness that also originates there. Heaven’s blessings can be earned through this; without it, only Heaven’s curse is attainable. The reform being considered, as my progressive friends see, is truly radical; no ballot box ever reached so deeply into the roots: a thorough, painful, slow, and difficult reform, but one that is absolutely necessary!

How short and feeble an approximation to these high ulterior results, the best Reform of Downing Street, presided over by the fittest Statesman one can imagine to exist at present, would be, is too apparent to me. A long time yet till we get our living interests put under due administration, till we get our dead interests handsomely dismissed. A long time yet till, by extensive change of habit and ways of thinking and acting, we get living "lungs" for ourselves! Nevertheless, by Reform of Downing Street, we do begin to breathe: we do start in the way towards that and all high results. Nor is there visible to me any other way. Blessed enough were the way once entered on; could we, in our evil days, but see the noble enterprise begun, and fairly in progress!

How weak and inadequate any attempt to achieve these important long-term goals would be, even with the best reform led by the most capable statesman we can imagine today, is clear to me. It’s going to take a while before we get our active interests properly managed and our outdated interests neatly wrapped up. It will take time until, through significant changes in our habits and ways of thinking and acting, we can truly thrive! Still, thanks to the reform at Downing Street, we are beginning to make progress: we are starting on the path to that and all other great outcomes. I don’t see any other way forward. How fortunate it would be if we could see that path clearly; if only we could witness this noble endeavor kicked off and genuinely in motion!

What the "New Downing Street" can grow to, and will and must if England is to have a Downing Street beyond a few years longer, it is far from me, in my remote watch-tower, to say with precision. A Downing Street inhabited by the gifted of the intellects of England; directing all its energies upon the real and living interests of England, and silently but incessantly, in the alembics of the place, burning up the extinct imaginary interests of England, that we may see God's sky a little plainer overhead, and have all of us a great accession of "heroic wisdom" to dispose of: such a Downing Street—to draw the plan of it, will require architects; many successive architects and builders will be needed there. Let not editors, and remote unprofessional persons, interfere too much!—Change in the present edifice, however, radical change, all men can discern to be inevitable; and even, if there shall not worse swiftly follow, to be imminent. Outlines of the future edifice paint themselves against the sky (to men that still have a sky, and are above the miserable London fogs of the hour); noble elements of new State Architecture, foreshadows of a new Downing Street for the New Era that is come. These with pious hope all men can see; and it is good that all men, with whatever faculty they have, were earnestly looking thitherward;—trying to get above the fogs, that they might look thitherward!

What the "New Downing Street" can become—and will and must if England is to have a Downing Street that lasts beyond just a few more years—it's hard for me, from my distant vantage point, to say with certainty. A Downing Street filled with the brilliant minds of England, focused entirely on the real and living interests of the country, while quietly but consistently burning away outdated, imaginary concerns in the kitchens of the place, so we can see God's sky a bit clearer above us and gain a significant amount of "heroic wisdom" to work with: such a Downing Street will need careful planning from skilled architects; many successive architects and builders will be required there. Let’s not allow editors and distant amateurs to interfere too much!—However, it’s clear to everyone that a radical change in the current structure is unavoidable; and even if worse doesn’t come quickly after, it’s certainly looming. The outlines of the future structure are becoming clear against the sky (to those who still have a sky and are above the miserable London fogs of the moment); noble elements of new State Architecture hint at a new Downing Street for the New Era that has arrived. With hopeful anticipation, everyone can see these; and it’s encouraging that everyone, with whatever capabilities they possess, is earnestly looking in that direction—attempting to rise above the fogs so they can look ahead!

Among practical men the idea prevails that Government can do nothing but "keep the peace." They say all higher tasks are unsafe for it, impossible for it,—and in fine not necessary for it or for us. On this footing a very feeble Downing Street might serve the turn!—I am well aware that Government, for a long time past, has taken in hand no other public task, and has professed to have no other, but that of keeping the peace. This public task, and the private one of ascertaining whether Dick or Jack was to do it, have amply filled the capabilities of Government for several generations now. Hard tasks both, it would appear. In accomplishing the first, for example, have not heaven-born Chancellors of the Exchequer had to shear us very bare; and to leave an overplus of Debt, or of fleeces shorn before they are grown, justly esteemed among the wonders of the world? Not a first-rate keeping of the peace, this, we begin to surmise! At least it seems strange to us.

Among practical people, the common belief is that the government can only "keep the peace." They argue that any bigger tasks are risky for it, impossible for it—essentially unnecessary for both the government and for us. Given this perspective, even a weak Downing Street would suffice! I'm well aware that the government, for quite some time now, has taken on no other public task and has claimed to have none other than keeping the peace. This public responsibility, along with the private one of figuring out whether Dick or Jack would be the one to do it, has fully occupied the government's abilities for several generations. Both are challenging tasks, it seems. In managing the first, for instance, haven’t heaven-sent Chancellors of the Exchequer had to leave us quite stripped; and create an excess of debt, or shorn fleece before it even grows, which are recognized as some of the wonders of the world? This doesn't seem like top-notch peacekeeping, as we’re starting to suspect! At the very least, it seems odd to us.

For we, and the overwhelming majority of all our acquaintances, in this Parish and Nation and the adjacent Parishes and Nations, are profoundly conscious to ourselves of being by nature peaceable persons; following our necessary industries; without wish, interest or faintest intention to cut the skin of any mortal, to break feloniously into his industrial premises, or do any injustice to him at all. Because indeed, independent of Government, there is a thing called conscience, and we dare not. So that it cannot but appear to us, "the peace," under dexterous management, might be very much more easily kept, your Lordship; nay, we almost think, if well let alone, it would in a measure keep itself among such a set of persons! And how it happens that when a poor hardworking creature of us has laboriously earned sixpence, the Government comes in, and (as some compute) says, "I will thank you for threepence of that, as per account, for getting you peace to spend the other threepence," our amazement begins to be considerable,—and I think results will follow from it by and by. Not the most dexterous keeping of the peace, your Lordship, unless it be more difficult to do than appears!

Because we, along with the vast majority of our acquaintances in this parish, nation, and neighboring areas, see ourselves as naturally peaceful individuals focused on our necessary work, we have no desire, interest, or intention to harm anyone, break into their businesses, or do them any injustice whatsoever. Honestly, beyond government regulations, there's such a thing as conscience, and we wouldn’t dare go against it. So, it seems to us that peace, when managed skillfully, could be maintained much more easily, my Lord; in fact, we almost think that if left alone, it would partially maintain itself among such a group of people! We're puzzled by how, when a hardworking person among us has just earned sixpence, the government steps in and, as some estimate, says, "I'll take threepence of that in taxes for ensuring your peace so you can keep the other threepence," which leaves us quite astonished—and I believe we'll see some consequences from this eventually. Maintaining the peace isn’t as easy as it seems, my Lord, unless it's actually more difficult than it appears!

Our domestic peace, we cannot but perceive, as good as keeps itself. Here and there a select Equitable Person, appointed by the Public for that end, clad in ermine, and backed by certain companies of blue Police, is amply adequate, without immoderate outlay in money or otherwise, to keep down the few exceptional individuals of the scoundrel kind; who, we observe, by the nature of them, are always weak and inconsiderable. And as to foreign peace, really all Europe, now especially with so many railroads, public journals, printed books, penny-post, bills of exchange, and continual intercourse and mutual dependence, is more and more becoming (so to speak) one Parish; the Parishioners of which being, as we ourselves are, in immense majority peaceable hard-working people, could, if they were moderately well guided, have almost no disposition to quarrel. Their economic interests are one, "To buy in the cheapest market, and sell in the dearest;" their faith, any religious faith they have, is one, "To annihilate shams—by all methods, street-barricades included." Why should they quarrel? The Czar of Russia, in the Eastern parts of the Parish, may have other notions; but he knows too well he must keep them to himself. He, if he meddled with the Western parts, and attempted anywhere to crush or disturb that sacred Democratic Faith of theirs, is aware there would rise from a hundred and fifty million human throats such a Hymn of the Marseillaise as was never heard before; and England, France, Germany, Poland, Hungary, and the Nine Kingdoms, hurling themselves upon him in never-imagined fire of vengeance, would swiftly reduce his Russia and him to a strange situation! Wherefore he forbears,—and being a person of some sense, will long forbear. In spite of editorial prophecy, the Czar of Russia does not disturb our night's rest. And with the other parts of the Parish our dreams and our thoughts are of anything but of fighting, or of the smallest need to fight.

Our domestic peace, as we can see, pretty much takes care of itself. Here and there, a chosen Fair Person, appointed by the Public for this purpose, dressed in robes, and supported by certain groups of police, is more than enough, without excessive spending, to keep the few exceptional troublemakers in check; who, by their nature, are always weak and insignificant. And as for foreign peace, all of Europe, especially now with so many railroads, newspapers, printed books, affordable mail, and constant interactions and mutual dependencies, is increasingly becoming, so to speak, one community; the members of which, like us, are mostly peaceful, hard-working people, and if guided reasonably well, would have little inclination to fight. Their economic interests align, "To buy at the lowest price and sell at the highest;" their belief, any religious belief they hold, aligns with, "To eliminate falsehoods—by all means, even street barricades." Why would they fight? The Czar of Russia, in the eastern part of the community, may have different ideas; but he knows he must keep them to himself. If he interfered with the western parts and tried to crush or disturb their sacred Democratic Faith, he’s aware that from one hundred and fifty million voices would rise a *Hymn of the Marseillaise* like never before; and England, France, Germany, Poland, Hungary, and the Nine Kingdoms, would unite against him in an unimaginable wave of vengeance, quickly putting him and his Russia in a difficult position! Therefore, he holds back—and being somewhat sensible, will continue to do so. Despite what the newspapers predict, the Czar of Russia doesn’t disturb our sleep. And in connection with the other parts of the community, our dreams and thoughts are anything but about fighting or any need to fight.

For keeping of the peace, a thing highly desirable to us, we strive to be grateful to your Lordship. Intelligible to us, also, your Lordship's reluctance to get out of the old routine. But we beg to say farther, that peace by itself has no feet to stand upon, and would not suit us even if it had. Keeping of the peace is the function of a policeman, and but a small fraction of that of any Government, King or Chief of men. Are not all men bound, and the Chief of men in the name of all, to do properly this: To see, so far as human effort under pain of eternal reprobation can, God's Kingdom incessantly advancing here below, and His will done on Earth as it is in Heaven? On Sundays your Lordship knows this well; forgot it not on week-days. I assure you it is forevermore a fact. That is the immense divine and never-ending task which is laid on every man, and with unspeakable increase of emphasis on every Government or Commonwealth of men. Your Lordship, that is the basis upon which peace and all else depends! That basis once well lost, there is no peace capable of being kept,—the only peace that could then be kept is that of the churchyard. Your Lordship may depend on it, whatever thing takes upon it the name of Sovereign or Government in an English Nation such as this will have to get out of that old routine; and set about keeping something very different from the peace, in these days!

To maintain peace, which is something we greatly value, we endeavor to express our gratitude to your Lordship. We understand your Lordship's hesitation to break from the old routine. However, we must point out that peace alone cannot stand on its own and wouldn't serve us even if it could. Maintaining peace is the job of a police officer and is just a small part of what any Government, King, or Leader should do. Aren't all men obligated, and the Leader on behalf of all, to do this right?: To ensure, as far as human effort can, under the risk of eternal condemnation, that God's Kingdom keeps advancing here on Earth, and His will is done on Earth as it is in Heaven? On Sundays, your Lordship knows this well; don't forget it on weekdays. I assure you it's a fact that will always hold true. This is the enormous divine and endless responsibility assigned to every person and with even greater emphasis on every Government or Commonwealth. Your Lordship, that is the foundation upon which peace and everything else relies! If that foundation is lost, there can be no peace to maintain— the only peace that could then exist is that of the graveyard. Your Lordship can count on it, anything that takes on the title of Sovereign or Government in a nation like this will need to step away from that old routine and focus on maintaining something very different from just peace in these times!

Truly it is high time that same beautiful notion of No-Government should take itself away. The world is daily rushing towards wreck, while that lasts. If your Government is to be a Constituted Anarchy, what issue can it have? Our one interest in such Government is, that it would be kind enough to cease and go its ways, before the inevitable arrive. The question, Who is to float atop no-whither upon the popular vertexes, and act that sorry character, "carcass of the drowned ass upon the mud-deluge"? is by no means an important one for almost anybody,—hardly even for the drowned ass himself. Such drowned ass ought to ask himself, If the function is a sublime one? For him too, though he looks sublime to the vulgar and floats atop, a private situation, down out of sight in his natural ooze, would be a luckier one.

It's definitely time for that lovely idea of No-Government to go away. The world is headed for disaster while it lasts. If your Government is just a Made-Up Anarchy, what good will it do? Our only hope for such a Government is that it would kindly end and go its own way, before the inevitable happens. The question of who gets to float aimlessly at the top while acting like a "carcass of the drowned ass in the mud" isn't really important to most people—barely even to the drowned ass himself. That poor ass should really be asking himself if this role is an admirable one. For him too, even though he may seem majestic to the masses and floats on the surface, a more private existence, hidden away in his own muck, would actually be a better one.

Crabbe, speaking of constitutional philosophies, faith in the ballot-box and such like, has this indignant passage: "If any voice of deliverance or resuscitation reach us, in this our low and all but lost estate, sunk almost beyond plummet's sounding in the mud of Lethe, and oblivious of all noble objects, it will be an intimation that we must put away all this abominable nonsense, and understand, once more, that Constituted Anarchy, with however many ballot-boxes, caucuses, and hustings beer-barrels, is a continual offence to gods and men. That to be governed by small men is not only a misfortune, but it is a curse and a sin; the effect, and alas the cause also, of all manner of curses and sins. That to profess subjection to phantasms, and pretend to accept guidance from fractional parts of tailors, is what Smelfungus in his rude dialect calls it, 'a damned lie,' and nothing other. A lie which, by long use and wont, we have grown accustomed to, and do not the least feel to be a lie, having spoken and done it continually everywhere for such a long time past;—but has Nature grown to accept it as a veracity, think you, my friend? Have the Parcae fallen asleep, because you wanted to make money in the City? Nature at all moments knows well that it is a lie; and that, like all lies, it is cursed and damned from the beginning.

Crabbe, talking about political philosophies, trust in voting, and similar ideas, has this passionate statement: "If we ever hear a call for salvation or revival in our miserable state, nearly drowning in the forgetfulness of Lethe and oblivious to all high ideals, it will signal that we need to cast aside this disgusting nonsense and realize once again that Constituted Anarchy, no matter how many voting booths, party meetings, and campaign beer barrels we have, is a persistent offense to both gods and humanity. Being governed by petty individuals is not just unfortunate but also a curse and a sin; it’s both the result and the root of all kinds of curses and sins. To claim submission to illusions and to act as if we can take direction from bits and pieces of society, as Smelfungus crudely puts it, is 'a damned lie,' and nothing more. A lie that, through long usage, we have become so used to that we no longer notice it as a lie, having said and done it everywhere for so long;—but do you think Nature has accepted it as truth, my friend? Have the Fates fallen asleep just because you wanted to make money in the City? Nature knows at every moment that it is a lie; and like all lies, it has been cursed and damned from the very start."

"Even so, ye indigent millionnaires, and miserable bankrupt populations rolling in gold,—whose note-of-hand will go to any length in Threadneedle Street, and to whom in Heaven's Bank the stern answer is, 'No effects!' Bankrupt, I say; and Californias and Eldorados will not save us. And every time we speak such lie, or do it or look it, as we have been incessantly doing, and many of us with clear consciousness, for about a hundred and fifty years now, Nature marks down the exact penalty against us. 'Debtor to so much lying: forfeiture of existing stock of worth to such extent;—approach to general damnation by so much.' Till now, as we look round us over a convulsed anarchic Europe, and at home over an anarchy not yet convulsed, but only heaving towards convulsion, and to judge by the Mosaic sweating-establishments, cannibal Connaughts and other symptoms, not far from convulsion now, we seem to have pretty much exhausted our accumulated stock of worth; and unless money's 'worth' and bullion at the Bank will save us, to be rubbing very close upon that ulterior bourn which I do not like to name again!

"Even so, you poor millionaires and unfortunate bankrupt populations swimming in money—whose IOUs can go anywhere in Threadneedle Street, but to whom Heaven's Bank has a harsh response, 'No assets!' Bankrupt, I say; and Californias and Eldorados won't rescue us. Every time we tell such lies, or act on them, or even look at them, as we have been doing non-stop for about a hundred and fifty years now, many of us with full awareness, Nature records the exact penalty against us. 'In debt for so much lying: loss of existing value to such an extent;—approaching total damnation by that much.' Now, as we look around at the chaotic, anarchic Europe, and at home over an anarchy that hasn't erupted yet, but is just starting to stir towards convulsion, judging by the sweatshops and other signs, we're not far from chaos now. It seems we've pretty much exhausted our accumulated stock of worth; and unless money's 'worth' and bullion at the Bank can save us, we are dangerously close to that final destination I don't want to mention again!"

"On behalf of nearly twenty-seven millions of my fellow-countrymen, sunk deep in Lethean sleep, with mere owl-dreams of Political Economy and mice-catching, in this pacific thrice-infernal slush-element; and also of certain select thousands, and hundreds and units, awakened or beginning to awaken from it, and with horror in their hearts perceiving where they are, I beg to protest, and in the name of God to say, with poor human ink, desirous much that I had divine thunder to say it with, Awake, arise,—before you sink to death eternal! Unnamable destruction, and banishment to Houndsditch and Gehenna, lies in store for all Nations that, in angry perversity or brutal torpor and owlish blindness, neglect the eternal message of the gods, and vote for the Worse while the Better is there. Like owls they say, 'Barabbas will do; any orthodox Hebrew of the Hebrews, and peaceable believer in M'Croudy and the Faith of Leave-alone will do: the Right Honorable Minimus is well enough; he shall be our Maximus, under him it will be handy to catch mice, and Owldom shall continue a flourishing empire.'"

"On behalf of nearly twenty-seven million of my fellow citizens, trapped in a deep, forgetful sleep, lost in empty thoughts about economics and trivial matters, in this calm yet maddening mess; and also for those few awakened or starting to wake up, filled with fear as they realize their situation, I urge you to listen, and in the name of God, I wish I had the power of thunder to deliver this message, Wake up, rise up—before you face eternal death! An unimaginable disaster, leading to a place like Houndsditch and hell, awaits any nation that, in angry stubbornness or sheer apathy and blindness, ignores the timeless wisdom of the gods and chooses the worse option when a better one is available. Like owls, they say, 'Barabbas will do; any traditional Hebrew, and a peaceful believer in M'Croudy and the idea of leaving things as they are will do: the Right Honorable Minimus is good enough; he will be our Maximus, under him it will be easy to deal with trivialities, and the Age of Owls will continue as a thriving empire.'"

One thing is undeniable, and must be continually repeated till it get to be understood again: Of all constitutions, forms of government, and political methods among men, the question to be asked is even this, What kind of man do you set over us? All questions are answered in the answer to this. Another thing is worth attending to: No people or populace, with never such ballot-boxes, can select such man for you; only the man of worth can recognize worth in men;—to the commonplace man of no or of little worth, you, unless you wish to be misled, need not apply on such an occasion. Those poor Tenpound Franchisers of yours, they are not even in earnest; the poor sniffing sniggering Honorable Gentlemen they send to Parliament are as little so. Tenpound Franchisers full of mere beer and balderdash; Honorable Gentlemen come to Parliament as to an Almack's series of evening parties, or big cockmain (battle of all the cocks) very amusing to witness and bet upon: what can or could men in that predicament ever do for you? Nay, if they were in life-and-death earnest, what could it avail you in such a case? I tell you, a million blockheads looking authoritatively into one man of what you call genius, or noble sense, will make nothing but nonsense out of him and his qualities, and his virtues and defects, if they look till the end of time. He understands them, sees what they are; but that they should understand him, and see with rounded outline what his limits are,—this, which would mean that they are bigger than he, is forever denied them. Their one good understanding of him is that they at last should loyally say, "We do not quite understand thee; we perceive thee to be nobler and wiser and bigger than we, and will loyally follow thee."

One thing is clear and needs to be repeated until it's understood again: Of all the constitutions, forms of government, and political systems among people, the key question is this: What kind of person do you want leading us? All other questions stem from this one. Another point to consider is this: No group of people, no matter how many ballot boxes you have, can choose the right person for you; only someone of real value can recognize value in others. To the average person with little to no worth, unless you want to be misled, you shouldn’t bother consulting them in this situation. Those so-called Ten-pound Franchisers of yours aren’t even serious; the clueless, snickering Honorable Gentlemen they send to Parliament are just as unserious. Ten-pound Franchisers filled with nothing but beer and nonsense; Honorable Gentlemen come to Parliament like it's a series of fancy parties, or a big cockfight that’s fun to watch and bet on: what can they ever do for you? Even if they were genuinely serious, what difference would it make? I tell you, a million fools looking up to one person you call a genius or a noble thinker will create nothing but confusion about him and his qualities, whether they’re good or bad, no matter how long they try. He understands them, sees what they are, but for them to understand him and recognize his boundaries—this, which would mean they’re greater than he is, is something they can never grasp. Their only meaningful acknowledgment of him would be to honestly say, “We don’t fully understand you; we see that you’re nobler, wiser, and greater than we are, and we will follow you loyally.”

The question therefore arises, Whether, since reform of parliament and such like have done so little in that respect, the problem might not be with some hope attacked in the direct manner? Suppose all our Institutions, and Public Methods of Procedure, to continue for the present as they are; and suppose farther a Reform Premier, and the English Nation once awakening under him to a due sense of the infinite importance, nay the vital necessity there is of getting able and abler men:—might not some heroic wisdom, and actual "ability" to do what must be done, prove discoverable to said Premier; and so the indispensable Heaven's-blessing descend to us from above, since none has yet sprung from below? From above we shall have to try it; the other is exhausted,—a hopeless method that! The utmost passion of the house-inmates, ignorant of masonry and architecture, cannot avail to cure the house of smoke: not if they vote and agitate forever, and bestir themselves to the length even of street-barricades, will the smoke in the least abate: how can it? Their passion exercised in such ways, till Doomsday, will avail them nothing. Let their passion rage steadily against the existing major-domos to this effect, "Find us men skilled in house-building, acquainted with the laws of atmospheric suction, and capable to cure smoke;" something might come of it! In the lucky circumstance of having one man of real intellect and courage to put at the head of the movement, much would come of it;—a New Downing Street, fit for the British Nation and its bitter necessities in this Now Era, would come; and from that, in answer to continuous sacred fidelity and valiant toil, all good whatsoever would gradually come.

The question arises, then, whether, since reforming Parliament and similar efforts have made so little progress, we might tackle the problem directly with some hope. Let's say all our institutions and public procedures continue as they are for now; and let’s also imagine a Reform Premier, with the English nation awakening under his leadership to truly understand the vital importance of needing skilled and competent people. Might some bold wisdom and actual "ability" to get things done become apparent to this Premier? And then, perhaps, the essential blessings from above would come to us, seeing as nothing has emerged from below. We have to try it from above; the other approach is worn out—a hopeless method! The intense passion of those living in the house, who know nothing about construction or design, can't fix the smoke issue: even if they vote and protest endlessly, even going so far as to erect street barricades, the smoke won't diminish at all. How could it? Their passion, expressed in such ways until the end of time, will amount to nothing. If their frustration continues to target the current leaders with demands like, "Find us people skilled in building, knowledgeable about how air works, and capable of eliminating smoke," then something might actually happen! If we’re fortunate enough to have even one person of true intellect and courage leading the movement, a lot could come from it—a new Downing Street, suitable for the British nation and its pressing needs in this current era, would be established; and from that, in response to ongoing dedication and brave effort, all good things would gradually follow.

Of the Continental nuisance called "Bureaucracy,"—if this should alarm any reader,—I can see no risk or possibility in England. Democracy is hot enough here, fierce enough; it is perennial, universal, clearly invincible among us henceforth. No danger it should let itself be flung in chains by sham secretaries of the Pedant species, and accept their vile Age of Pinchbeck for its Golden Age! Democracy clamors, with its Newspapers, its Parliaments, and all its twenty-seven million throats, continually in this Nation forevermore. I remark, too, that, the unconscious purport of all its clamors is even this, "Find us men skilled,"—make a New Downing Street, fit for the New Era!

Of the annoying problem known as "Bureaucracy,"—if this worries any reader,—I see no threat or chance of it happening in England. Democracy is strong enough here, intense enough; it is everlasting, widespread, and clearly unbeatable among us from now on. There's no risk that it will allow itself to be shackled by fake secretaries of the Pedant type, accepting their terrible Age of Pinchbeck as its Golden Age! Democracy demands, with its Newspapers, its Parliaments, and all its twenty-seven million voices, constantly in this Nation forever. I also notice that the unspoken message behind all its demands is essentially this, "Find us skilled leaders,"—create a New Downing Street, suitable for the New Era!

Of the Foreign Office, in its reformed state, we have not much to say. Abolition of imaginary work, and replacement of it by real, is on all hands understood to be very urgent there. Large needless expenditures of money, immeasurable ditto of hypocrisy and grimace; embassies, protocols, worlds of extinct traditions, empty pedantries, foul cobwebs:—but we will by no means apply the "live coal" of our witty friend; the Foreign Office will repent, and not be driven to suicide! A truer time will come for the Continental Nations too: Authorities based on truth, and on the silent or spoken Worship of Human Nobleness, will again get themselves established there; all Sham-Authorities, and consequent Real-Anarchies based on universal suffrage and the Gospel according to George Sand, being put away; and noble action, heroic new-developments of human faculty and industry, and blessed fruit as of Paradise getting itself conquered from the waste battle-field of the chaotic elements, will once more, there as here, begin to show themselves.

We don’t have much to say about the Foreign Office in its updated form. There's a widespread understanding that it’s very urgent to stop the unnecessary work and replace it with meaningful efforts. There's a lot of excessive spending going on, combined with overwhelming amounts of hypocrisy and pretense; embassies, protocols, outdated traditions, and pointless formalities are all over the place. However, we won’t harshly criticize it; the Foreign Office will learn from its mistakes and won't self-destruct! A better time will eventually come for the European nations as well: Authorities that are based on truth and the quiet or spoken reverence for human dignity will be reestablished; all fake authorities and the resulting real chaos driven by universal suffrage and the misguided ideas of people like George Sand will be set aside. Then noble actions, inspiring new developments in human talent and industry, and the precious fruits of progress will once again rise from the chaotic landscape of challenges, just as they will here.

When the Continental Nations have once got to the bottom of their Augean Stable, and begun to have real enterprises based on the eternal facts again, our Foreign Office may again have extensive concerns with them. And at all times, and even now, there will remain the question to be sincerely put and wisely answered, What essential concern has the British Nation with them and their enterprises? Any concern at all, except that of handsomely keeping apart from them? If so, what are the methods of best managing it?—At present, as was said, while Red Republic but clashes with foul Bureaucracy; and Nations, sunk in blind ignavia, demand a universal-suffrage Parliament to heal their wretchedness; and wild Anarchy and Phallus-Worship struggle with Sham-Kingship and extinct or galvanized Catholicism; and in the Cave of the Winds all manner of rotten waifs and wrecks are hurled against each other,—our English interest in the controversy, however huge said controversy grow, is quite trifling; we have only in a handsome manner to say to it: "Tumble and rage along, ye rotten waifs and wrecks; clash and collide as seems fittest to you; and smite each other into annihilation at your own good pleasure. In that huge conflict, dismal but unavoidable, we, thanks to our heroic ancestors, having got so far ahead of you, have now no interest at all. Our decided notion is, the dead ought to bury their dead in such a case: and so we have the honor to be, with distinguished consideration, your entirely devoted,—FLIMNAP, SEC. FOREIGN DEPARTMENT."—I really think Flimnap, till truer times come, ought to treat much of his work in this way: cautious to give offence to his neighbors; resolute not to concern himself in any of their self-annihilating operations whatsoever.

When the Continental Nations have finally cleaned up their mess and started pursuing real initiatives based on solid truths again, our Foreign Office might need to engage with them extensively. Even now, there's still an important question to ask and answer wisely: What does the British Nation really have to do with them and their initiatives? Is there any connection at all, besides simply staying out of their way? If there is, what are the best ways to manage it? Right now, as mentioned, while the Red Republic clashes with corrupt Bureaucracy; and nations, stuck in a state of lethargy, demand a universal suffrage Parliament to fix their misery; and chaotic Anarchy and Pseudo-Kingship struggle against each other with outdated or revived Catholicism; and all sorts of broken remnants are thrown together in the tumult—our English interest in the situation, no matter how big it gets, is quite small; we can just calmly say to it: "Go ahead and make a mess, you broken remnants; clash and collide as you see fit; and destroy each other however you like. In that vast conflict, bleak but unavoidable, we, thanks to our heroic ancestors, have moved so far ahead of you that we have no stake in it at all. Our firm belief is that the dead should bury their dead in situations like this: and so we have the honor of being, with utmost respect, your devoted,—FLIMNAP, SEC. FOREIGN DEPARTMENT." I really believe Flimnap should handle much of his work this way for now: being careful not to offend his neighbors; determined not to involve himself in any of their self-destructive actions.

Foreign wars are sometimes unavoidable. We ourselves, in the course of natural merchandising and laudable business, have now and then got into ambiguous situations; into quarrels which needed to be settled, and without fighting would not settle. Sugar Islands, Spice Islands, Indias, Canadas, these, by the real decree of Heaven, were ours; and nobody would or could believe it, till it was tried by cannon law, and so proved. Such cases happen. In former times especially, owing very much to want of intercourse and to the consequent mutual ignorance, there did occur misunderstandings: and therefrom many foreign wars, some of them by no means unnecessary. With China, or some distant country, too unintelligent of us and too unintelligible to us, there still sometimes rises necessary occasion for a war. Nevertheless wars—misunderstandings that get to the length of arguing themselves out by sword and cannon—have, in these late generations of improved intercourse, been palpably becoming less and less necessary; have in a manner become superfluous, if we had a little wisdom, and our Foreign Office on a good footing.

Foreign wars are sometimes unavoidable. We ourselves, in the course of normal trade and commendable business, have occasionally found ourselves in complicated situations; in conflicts that needed resolution, and without fighting wouldn't resolve. Sugar Islands, Spice Islands, Indias, Canadas, these, by the true decree of Heaven, were ours; and no one would or could believe it until it was proven by cannon fire. Such situations happen. In the past, especially due to a lack of communication and the resulting ignorance of each other, misunderstandings occurred, leading to many foreign wars, some of which were unnecessary. With China, or some distant country, still ignorant of us and too difficult for us to understand, there sometimes arises a necessary reason for war. However, wars—misunderstandings that escalate into conflict resolved by sword and cannon—have, in recent generations of improved communication, clearly become less necessary; they have almost become unnecessary, if we had a little wisdom, and if our Foreign Office was functioning well.

Of European wars I really hardly remember any, since Oliver Cromwell's last Protestant or Liberation war with Popish antichristian Spain some two hundred years ago, to which I for my own part could have contributed my life with any heartiness, or in fact would have subscribed money itself to any considerable amount. Dutch William, a man of some heroism, did indeed get into troubles with Louis Fourteenth; and there rested still some shadow of Protestant Interest, and question of National and individual Independence, over those wide controversies; a little money and human enthusiasm was still due to Dutch William. Illustrious Chatham also, not to speak of his Manilla ransoms and the like, did one thing: assisted Fritz of Prussia, a brave man and king (almost the only sovereign King I have known since Cromwell's time) like to be borne down by ignoble men and sham-kings; for this let illustrious Chatham too have a little money and human enthusiasm,—a little, by no means much. But what am I to say of heaven-born Pitt the son of Chatham? England sent forth her fleets and armies; her money into every country; money as if the heaven-born Chancellor had got a Fortunatus' purse; as if this Island had become a volcanic fountain of gold, or new terrestrial sun capable of radiating mere guineas. The result of all which, what was it? Elderly men can remember the tar-barrels burnt for success and thrice-immortal victory in the business; and yet what result had we? The French Revolution, a Fact decreed in the Eternal Councils, could not be put down: the result was, that heaven-born Pitt had actually been fighting (as the old Hebrews would have said) against the Lord,—that the Laws of Nature were stronger than Pitt. Of whom therefore there remains chiefly his unaccountable radiation of guineas, for the gratitude of posterity. Thank you for nothing,—for eight hundred millions less than nothing!

Of European wars, I barely remember any since Oliver Cromwell's last Protestant or Liberation war against the Papist anti-Christian Spain about two hundred years ago. Personally, I would have gladly given my life for that cause or even donated a significant amount of money. Dutch William, a man of some courage, did have conflicts with Louis XIV; and there was still a flicker of Protestant interest and issues of national and individual independence tied to those broad disputes; Dutch William still deserved a bit of funding and human enthusiasm. The notable Chatham also, not to mention his Manila ransoms and similar exploits, did one thing: he helped Fritz of Prussia, a brave king (almost the only true king I've known since Cromwell's era) who was nearly overpowered by ignoble men and fake kings; for this, let the esteemed Chatham receive a bit of funding and human enthusiasm—a little, but certainly not much. But what can I say about heaven-born Pitt, Chatham's son? England sent out its fleets and armies and poured money into every country, as if the heaven-born Chancellor had a Fortunatus' purse; as if this island had turned into a volcanic fountain of gold, or a new terrestrial sun shining solely with guineas. What was the result of all this? Older folks remember the bonfires celebrating success and the supposedly immortal victory in this matter; yet what was the outcome? The French Revolution, a reality predetermined by the Eternal Councils, could not be suppressed: the result was that heaven-born Pitt had, as the old Hebrews might have put it, been fighting against the Lord—that the Laws of Nature were more powerful than Pitt. Thus, what remains is mostly his inexplicable outpouring of guineas for the gratitude of future generations. Thanks for nothing—for eight hundred million less than nothing!

Our War Offices, Admiralties, and other Fighting Establishments, are forcing themselves on everybody's attention at this time. Bull grumbles audibly: "The money you have cost me these five-and-thirty years, during which you have stood elaborately ready to fight at any moment, without at any moment being called to fight, is surely an astonishing sum. The National Debt itself might have been half paid by that money, which has all gone in pipe-clay and blank cartridges! "Yes, Mr. Bull, the money can be counted in hundreds of millions; which certainly is something:—but the "strenuously organized idleness," and what mischief that amounts to,—have you computed it? A perpetual solecism, and blasphemy (of its sort), set to march openly among us, dressed in scarlet! Bull, with a more and more sulky tone, demands that such solecism be abated; that these Fighting Establishments be as it were disbanded, and set to do some work in the Creation, since fighting there is now none for them. This demand is irrefragably just, is growing urgent too; and yet this demand cannot be complied with,—not yet while the State grounds itself on unrealities, and Downing Street continues what it is.

Our military offices, naval commands, and other defense organizations are demanding everyone’s attention right now. Bull grumbles loudly: “The money you’ve cost me over the past thirty-five years, during which you’ve been all dressed up and ready to fight at any moment without ever being called to do so, is truly an astonishing amount. The National Debt itself could have been half paid with that money, which has all gone to waste on uniforms and blank ammo!” “Yes, Mr. Bull, the money can be counted in the hundreds of millions, which is certainly significant—but have you calculated the cost of this ‘stubbornly organized idleness’ and the trouble it causes? It’s a constant absurdity and blasphemy, strutting around among us in bright red! Bull, sounding more and more disgruntled, insists that this absurdity be dealt with; that these defense organizations be essentially disbanded and put to work in some productive capacity, since there’s no fighting left for them to do. This demand is undeniably reasonable and is becoming more urgent; yet it cannot be met—not while the government bases itself on illusions, and Downing Street remains as it is.”

The old Romans made their soldiers work during intervals of war. The New Downing Street too, we may predict, will have less and less tolerance for idleness on the part of soldiers or others. Nay the New Downing Street, I foresee, when once it has got its "Industrial Regiments" organized, will make these mainly do its fighting, what fighting there is; and so save immense sums. Or indeed, all citizens of the Commonwealth, as is the right and the interest of every free man in this world, will have themselves trained to arms; each citizen ready to defend his country with his own body and soul,—he is not worthy to have a country otherwise. In a State grounded on veracities, that would be the rule. Downing Street, if it cannot bethink itself of returning to the veracities, will have to vanish altogether!

The ancient Romans had their soldiers work during breaks in the fighting. Similarly, we can expect that the new Downing Street will have less and less tolerance for idleness among soldiers or others. In fact, I predict that once the new Downing Street has organized its "Industrial Regiments," it will primarily rely on them to do the fighting, saving a huge amount of money in the process. Moreover, every citizen of the Commonwealth, as is the right and responsibility of every free person in this world, should train for combat; each citizen should be ready to defend their country with both body and soul—if they’re not, they don’t deserve a country at all. In a State based on truths, that would be the norm. If Downing Street can't find a way to return to these truths, it will have to disappear completely!

To fight with its neighbors never was, and is now less than ever, the real trade of England. For far other objects was the English People created into this world; sent down from the Eternities, to mark with its history certain spaces in the current of sublunary Time! Essential, too, that the English People should discover what its real objects are; and resolutely follow these, resolutely refusing to follow other than these. The State will have victory so far as it can do that; so far as it cannot, defeat.

Fighting with its neighbors has never been, and is even less now, the true purpose of England. The English people were brought into this world for much greater reasons; sent from the eternal to leave their mark in history during the fleeting moments of time! It’s crucial for the English people to understand what their true goals are and to steadfastly pursue them, firmly rejecting anything that deviates from this path. The State will achieve success as long as it can do that; where it fails, it will face defeat.

In the New Downing Street, discerning what its real functions are, and with sacred abhorrence putting away from it what its functions are not, we can fancy changes enough in Foreign Office, War Office, Colonial Office, Home Office! Our War-soldiers Industrial, first of all; doing nobler than Roman works, when fighting is not wanted of them. Seventy-fours not hanging idly by their anchors in the Tagus, or off Sapienza (one of the saddest sights under the sun), but busy, every Seventy-four of them, carrying over streams of British Industrials to the immeasurable Britain that lies beyond the sea in every zone of the world. A State grounding itself on the veracities, not on the semblances and the injustices: every citizen a soldier for it. Here would be new real Secretaryships and Ministries, not for foreign war and diplomacy, but for domestic peace and utility. Minister of Works; Minister of Justice,—clearing his Model Prisons of their scoundrelism; shipping his scoundrels wholly abroad, under hard and just drill-sergeants (hundreds of such stand wistfully ready for you, these thirty years, in the Rag-and-Famish Club and elsewhere!) into fertile desert countries; to make railways,—one big railway (says the Major [Footnote: Major Carmichael Smith; see his Pamphlets on this subject]) quite across America; fit to employ all the able-bodied Scoundrels and efficient Half-pay Officers in Nature!

In the New Downing Street, figuring out what its real functions are, and with a strong sense of justice rejecting what they are not, we can imagine plenty of changes in the Foreign Office, War Office, Colonial Office, and Home Office! Our industrial soldiers, first of all, doing nobler work than the Romans did, especially when fighting isn’t required of them. No more seventy-fours idly hanging by their anchors in the Tagus or off Sapienza (one of the saddest sights under the sun), but every seventy-four busy transporting British workers to the vast Britain that exists beyond the sea in every corner of the world. A state based on truths, not on appearances or injustices: every citizen a soldier for it. This would be a new kind of real Secretaryships and Ministries, not focused on foreign wars and diplomacy, but on domestic peace and practicality. Minister of Works; Minister of Justice—cleaning up the Model Prisons from their corruption; shipping off offenders completely to fertile desert countries, under strict and fair drill-sergeants (hundreds of such are eagerly waiting for you, these thirty years, in the Rag-and-Famish Club and elsewhere!) to build railways—one major railway (as the Major said [Footnote: Major Carmichael Smith; see his Pamphlets on this subject]) all the way across America, designed to employ all the able-bodied offenders and efficient retired officers in existence!

Lastly,—or rather firstly, and as the preliminary of all, would there not be a Minister of Education? Minister charged to get this English People taught a little, at his and our peril! Minister of Education; no longer dolefully embayed amid the wreck of moribund "religions," but clear ahead of all that; steering, free and piously fearless, towards his divine goal under the eternal stars!—O heaven, and are these things forever impossible, then? Not a whit. To-morrow morning they might all begin to be, and go on through blessed centuries realizing themselves, if it were not that—alas, if it were not that we are most of us insincere persons, sham talking-machines and hollow windy fools! Which it is not "impossible" that we should cease to be, I hope?

Lastly—or rather, firstly, as a starting point—shouldn't there be a Minister of Education? A minister responsible for getting the English people educated, at his and our risk! A Minister of Education, no longer trapped in the ruins of outdated "religions," but moving forward, steering confidently and piously toward his noble goal under the endless stars! Oh heaven, are these things forever impossible? Not at all. Tomorrow morning, they could all start to become a reality and continue through blessed centuries, if only—if only we weren't, most of us, insincere individuals, fake talking machines and empty, windy fools! Is it "impossible" for us to stop being this way? I hope not.

Constitutions for the Colonies are now on the anvil; the discontented Colonies are all to be cured of their miseries by Constitutions. Whether that will cure their miseries, or only operate as a Godfrey's-cordial to stop their whimpering, and in the end worsen all their miseries, may be a sad doubt to us. One thing strikes a remote spectator in these Colonial questions: the singular placidity with which the British Statesman at this time, backed by M'Croudy and the British moneyed classes, is prepared to surrender whatsoever interest Britain, as foundress of those establishments, might pretend to have in the decision. "If you want to go from us, go; we by no means want you to stay: you cost us money yearly, which is scarce; desperate quantities of trouble too: why not go, if you wish it?" Such is the humor of the British Statesman, at this time.—Men clear for rebellion, "annexation" as they call it, walk openly abroad in our American Colonies; found newspapers, hold platform palaverings. From Canada there comes duly by each mail a regular statistic of Annexationism: increasing fast in this quarter, diminishing in that;—Majesty's Chief Governor seeming to take it as a perfectly open question; Majesty's Chief Governor in fact seldom appearing on the scene at all, except to receive the impact of a few rotten eggs on occasion, and then duck in again to his private contemplations. And yet one would think the Majesty's Chief Governor ought to have a kind of interest in the thing? Public liberty is carried to a great length in some portions of her Majesty's dominions. But the question, "Are we to continue subjects of her Majesty, or start rebelling against her? So many as are for rebelling, hold up your hands!" Here is a public discussion of a very extraordinary nature to be going on under the nose of a Governor of Canada. How the Governor of Canada, being a British piece of flesh and blood, and not a Canadian lumber-log of mere pine and rosin, can stand it, is not very conceivable at first view. He does it, seemingly, with the stoicism of a Zeno. It is a constitutional sight like few.

Constitutions for the colonies are currently in the works; the unhappy colonies are all supposed to be fixed by these Constitutions. Whether that will actually solve their problems or just serve as a quick fix to quiet their complaints, ultimately making things worse, is a concerning question for us. One thing that stands out to an outside observer regarding these colonial issues is the unusual calmness with which British politicians, supported by M'Croudy and the wealthy classes in Britain, are willing to let go of any claim Britain, as the founder of these colonies, might have in the outcome. "If you want to leave us, go ahead; we don't want you to stick around: you cost us money every year, which is in short supply, and create a lot of trouble too: why not leave if that's what you want?" This reflects the attitude of British politicians right now. People advocating for rebellion, or "annexation" as they call it, are walking around openly in our American colonies; they're starting newspapers and holding public meetings. From Canada, we regularly receive updates on the support for Annexationism: it's growing in some areas and declining in others; the Chief Governor seems to consider it an open question; in fact, the Chief Governor rarely shows up, except to occasionally take some rotten eggs thrown at him, then ducks back into his private thoughts. One would think the Chief Governor should have some interest in this situation? Public freedom is quite advanced in some parts of her Majesty's territories. But the question remains, "Are we going to stay subjects of her Majesty, or rise up against her? Those in favor of rebellion, raise your hands!" This is a rather extraordinary public discussion happening right under the nose of the Governor of Canada. How the Governor, being a British person and not just a Canadian log made of pine and resin, can tolerate this, isn’t easily understandable at first glance. He seems to handle it with the stoicism of a philosopher. It’s a rare constitutional sight.

And yet an instinct deeper than the Gospel of M'Croudy teaches all men that Colonies are worth something to a country! That if, under the present Colonial Office, they are a vexation to us and themselves, some other Colonial Office can and must be contrived which shall render them a blessing; and that the remedy will be to contrive such a Colonial Office or method of administration, and by no means to cut the Colonies loose. Colonies are not to be picked off the street every day; not a Colony of them but has been bought dear, well purchased by the toil and blood of those we have the honor to be sons of; and we cannot just afford to cut them away because M'Croudy finds the present management of them cost money. The present management will indeed require to be cut away;—but as for the Colonies, we purpose through Heaven's blessing to retain them a while yet! Shame on us for unworthy sons of brave fathers if we do not. Brave fathers, by valiant blood and sweat, purchased for us, from the bounty of Heaven, rich possessions in all zones; and we, wretched imbeciles, cannot do the function of administering them? And because the accounts do not stand well in the ledger, our remedy is, not to take shame to ourselves, and repent in sackcloth and ashes, and amend our beggarly imbecilities and insincerities in that as in other departments of our business, but to fling the business overboard, and declare the business itself to be bad? We are a hopeful set of heirs to a big fortune! It does not suit our Manton gunneries, grouse-shootings, mousings in the City; and like spirited young gentlemen we will give it up, and let the attorneys take it?

And yet, a deeper instinct than M'Croudy's Gospel tells us that colonies are valuable to a country! That even if the current Colonial Office is a burden to us and them, we can and must create another Colonial Office that makes them a benefit; and the solution is to develop such an office or administration method, not to sever ties with the colonies. Colonies aren't just picked up off the street every day; each one has been won at a high cost, bought with the hard work and sacrifices of those we proudly descend from; we can't just cut them loose because M'Croudy thinks the current management is expensive. Indeed, we need to change the current management—but as for the colonies themselves, we intend to keep them for a while longer, with Heaven's blessing! It would be shameful for us, unworthy sons of brave fathers, if we do not. Brave fathers, through their valor and hard work, secured for us, by Heaven’s generosity, valuable lands all over the world; and we, pathetic fools, can't manage them? And just because the finances don't look good, our solution is not to take responsibility for ourselves, repent, and improve our failures in this and other areas of our responsibilities, but to throw the whole enterprise away and declare it worthless? We are quite the hopeful heirs to a great fortune! It doesn’t fit with our hunting, shooting, and socializing in the city, so like spirited young gentlemen, we’ll just walk away and let the lawyers deal with it?

Is there no value, then, in human things, but what can write itself down in the cash-ledger? All men know, and even M'Croudy in his inarticulate heart knows, that to men and Nations there are invaluable values which cannot be sold for money at all. George Robins is great; but he is not onmipotent. George Robins cannot quite sell Heaven and Earth by auction, excellent though he be at the business. Nay, if M'Croudy offered his own life for sale in Threadneedle Street, would anybody buy it? Not I, for one. "Nobody bids: pass on to the next lot," answers Robins. And yet to M'Croudy this unsalable lot is worth all the Universe:—nay, I believe, to us also it is worth something; good monitions, as to several things, do lie in this Professor of the dismal science; and considerable sums even of money, not to speak of other benefit, will yet come out of his life and him, for which nobody bids! Robins has his own field where he reigns triumphant; but to that we will restrict him with iron limits; and neither Colonies nor the lives of Professors, nor other such invaluable objects shall come under his hammer.

Is there no value in human things except what can be recorded in the cash ledger? Everyone knows, and even M'Croudy in his unclear heart understands, that to people and nations there are priceless values that can't be bought with money. George Robins is impressive, but he isn't all-powerful. George Robins can't auction off Heaven and Earth, no matter how skilled he is at his job. In fact, if M'Croudy offered his own life for sale in Threadneedle Street, would anyone actually buy it? Not me, for one. "Nobody bids: move on to the next item," replies Robins. And yet, to M'Croudy, this unsellable item is worth the entire Universe:—in fact, I believe it's worth something to us too; valuable lessons about various things can be found in this Professor of the dismal science, and considerable amounts of money, not to mention other benefits, will eventually come from his life, for which no one is bidding! Robins has his own domain where he reigns supreme, but we'll keep him within strict boundaries; neither colonies nor the lives of professors, nor any other priceless objects will fall under his hammer.

Bad state of the ledger will demonstrate that your way of dealing with your Colonies is absurd, and urgently in want of reform; but to demonstrate that the Empire itself must be dismembered to bring the ledger straight? Oh never. Something else than the ledger must intervene to do that. Why does not England repudiate Ireland, and insist on the "Repeal," instead of prohibiting it under death-penalties? Ireland has never been a paying speculation yet, nor is it like soon to be! Why does not Middlesex repudiate Surrey, and Chelsea Kensington, and each county and each parish, and in the end each individual set up for himself and his cash-box, repudiating the other and his, because their mutual interests have got into an irritating course? They must change the course, seek till they discover a soothing one; that is the remedy, when limbs of the same body come to irritate one another. Because the paltry tatter of a garment, reticulated for you out of thrums and listings in Downing Street, ties foot and hand together in an intolerable manner, will you relieve yourself by cutting off the hand or the foot? You will cut off the paltry tatter of a pretended body-coat, I think, and fling that to the nettles; and imperatively require one that fits your size better.

A poor state of the ledger will show that your approach to managing your Colonies is ridiculous and desperately needs reform; but to suggest that the Empire itself must be dismantled to fix the ledger? Never. Something else needs to intervene to make that happen. Why doesn’t England just reject Ireland and push for "Repeal," instead of banning it with the threat of death? Ireland has never been a profitable venture and isn’t likely to be anytime soon! Why doesn’t Middlesex reject Surrey, and Chelsea reject Kensington, and each county and parish do the same, eventually allowing each individual to manage on their own, rejecting others because their shared interests have become frustrating? They need to change their approach, find a way to soothe the situation; that’s the solution when parts of the same body start to irritate each other. Just because a shabby piece of clothing, made from scraps in Downing Street, ties your hands and feet together uncomfortably, are you going to free yourself by cutting off a hand or a foot? You’ll cut off that shabby piece of a so-called coat, I believe, and toss it aside; and demand one that actually fits you better.

Miserabler theory than that of money on the ledger being the primary rule for Empires, or for any higher entity than City owls and their mice-catching, cannot well be propounded. And I would by no means advise Felicissimus, ill at ease on his high-trotting and now justly impatient Sleswicker, to let the poor horse in its desperation go in that direction for a momentary solace. If by lumber-log Governors, by Godfrey's cordial Constitutions or otherwise, be contrived to cut off the Colonies or any real right the big British Empire has in her Colonies, both he and the British Empire will bitterly repent it one day! The Sleswicker, relieved in ledger for a moment, will find that it is wounded in heart and honor forever; and the turning of its wild forehoofs upon Felicissimus as he lies in the ditch combed off, is not a thing I like to think of! Britain, whether it be known to Felicissimus or not, has other tasks appointed her in God's Universe than the making of money; and woe will betide her if she forget those other withal. Tasks, colonial and domestic, which are of an eternally divine nature, and compared with which all money, and all that is procurable by money, are in strict arithmetic an imponderable quantity, have been assigned this Nation; and they also at last are coming upon her again, clamorous, abstruse, inevitable, much to her bewilderment just now!

A more miserable theory than the idea that money on the ledger is the main rule for Empires, or for anything higher than city owls and their mouse-catching, is hard to come by. And I definitely wouldn’t advise Felicissimus, who is uneasy on his high-trotting and now rightly impatient Sleswicker, to let the poor horse, in its desperation, go in that direction for a moment of relief. If lumbering Governors, Godfrey's kind Constitutions, or anything else manages to cut off the Colonies or any real rights the vast British Empire has over her Colonies, both he and the British Empire will regret it deeply one day! The Sleswicker, relieved in the ledger for a moment, will find itself wounded in heart and honor forever; and I don’t like to think about the wild forehoofs turning on Felicissimus as he lies in the ditch. Britain, whether Felicissimus realizes it or not, has other duties assigned to her in God’s Universe than just making money; and she’ll be in trouble if she forgets about those too. Tasks, both colonial and domestic, that are of an eternally divine nature, and compared to which all money and everything that can be bought with it is, in strict arithmetic, an insignificant amount, have been given to this Nation; and they are returning to her again, loud, complex, and unavoidable, much to her confusion right now!

This poor Nation, painfully dark about said tasks and the way of doing them, means to keep its Colonies nevertheless, as things which somehow or other must have a value, were it better seen into. They are portions of the general Earth, where the children of Britain now dwell; where the gods have so far sanctioned their endeavor, as to say that they have a right to dwell. England will not readily admit that her own children are worth nothing but to be flung out of doors! England looking on her Colonies can say: "Here are lands and seas, spice-lands, corn-lands, timber-lands, overarched by zodiacs and stars, clasped by many-sounding seas; wide spaces of the Maker's building, fit for the cradle yet of mighty Nations and their Sciences and Heroisms. Fertile continents still inhabited by wild beasts are mine, into which all the distressed populations of Europe might pour themselves, and make at once an Old World and a New World human. By the eternal fiat of the gods, this must yet one day be; this, by all the Divine Silences that rule this Universe, silent to fools, eloquent and awful to the hearts of the wise, is incessantly at this moment, and at all moments, commanded to begin to be. Unspeakable deliverance, and new destiny of thousand-fold expanded manfulness for all men, dawns out of the Future here. To me has fallen the godlike task of initiating all that: of me and of my Colonies, the abstruse Future asks, Are you wise enough for so sublime a destiny? Are you too foolish?"

This struggling nation, painfully unaware about these tasks and how to accomplish them, still wants to keep its colonies, which must somehow hold some value if examined more closely. They are parts of the Earth where British children now live; where the gods have thus far allowed them to claim a right to stay. England won't easily accept that her own children are only worth being tossed aside! Looking at her colonies, England can say: "Here are lands and seas, spice lands, grain lands, timber lands, beneath the skies and stars, surrounded by resonant oceans; vast expanses of creation, suitable for the beginning of great nations and their knowledge and achievements. Fertile continents still home to wild animals belong to me, where all the struggling people of Europe could come and create a blend of the Old World and the New World. By the will of the gods, this must happen one day; by all the silent truths that govern this universe, silent to fools, but powerful and terrible to the wise, there is an ongoing command for it to start now. An unimaginable deliverance and a new destiny of greatly expanded humanity for everyone is emerging from the future here. I have been given the godlike responsibility of initiating all of this: the mysterious future asks me and my colonies, Are you wise enough for such a magnificent destiny? Or are you too foolish?"

That you ask advice of whatever wisdom is to be had in the Colony, and even take note of what unwisdom is in it, and record that too as an existing fact, will certainly be very advantageous. But I suspect the kind of Parliament that will suit a Colony is much of a secret just now! Mr. Wakefield, a democratic man in all fibres of him, and acquainted with Colonial Socialities as few are, judges that the franchise for your Colonial Parliament should be decidedly select, and advises a high money-qualification; as there is in all Colonies a fluctuating migratory mass, not destitute of money, but very much so of loyalty, permanency, or civic availability; whom it is extremely advantageous not to consult on what you are about attempting for the Colony or Mother Country. This I can well believe;—and also that a "high money-qualification," in the present sad state of human affairs, might be some help to you in selecting; though whether even that would quite certainly bring "wisdom," the one thing indispensable, is much a question with me. It might help, it might help! And if by any means you could (which you cannot) exclude the Fourth Estate, and indicate decisively that Wise Advice was the thing wanted here, and Parliamentary Eloquence was not the thing wanted anywhere just now,—there might really some light of experience and human foresight, and a truly valuable benefit, be found for you in such assemblies.

That you seek advice from whatever wisdom exists in the Colony, and even take note of any lack of wisdom there as a fact, will definitely be beneficial. However, I suspect that the ideal type of Parliament for a Colony is quite a mystery right now! Mr. Wakefield, who is a truly democratic person and knows Colonial social dynamics better than most, believes that the voting rights for your Colonial Parliament should be quite exclusive, and he suggests a high financial qualification. This is because there is always a shifting, migratory group in all Colonies, not lacking in money but severely lacking in loyalty, stability, or civic-mindedness; it’s highly advantageous not to consult them about what you're planning for the Colony or the Mother Country. I can definitely see that being true— and also that a "high financial qualification," given the current unfortunate state of human affairs, might help you in making your selections; though whether that would really ensure "wisdom," the one essential thing, is still a big question for me. It might help, it might help! And if you could somehow (which you cannot) exclude the Fourth Estate and clearly indicate that Wise Advice is what’s needed here, and Parliamentary Eloquence is not needed anywhere right now—there could genuinely be some valuable insights and foresight that could benefit you from such assemblies.

And there is one thing, too apt to be forgotten, which it much behooves us to remember: In the Colonies, as everywhere else in this world, the vital point is not who decides, but what is decided on! That measures tending really to the best advantage temporal and spiritual of the Colony be adopted, and strenuously put in execution; there lies the grand interest of every good citizen British and Colonial. Such measures, whosoever have originated and prescribed them, will gradually be sanctioned by all men and gods; and clamors of every kind in reference to them may safely to a great extent be neglected, as clamorous merely, and sure to be transient. Colonial Governor, Colonial Parliament, whoever or whatever does an injustice, or resolves on an unwisdom, he is the pernicious object, however parliamentary he be!

And there's one thing that's easy to forget that we really need to keep in mind: In the Colonies, just like everywhere else in the world, the key issue isn't who makes the decisions, but what decisions are made! It's essential that we adopt measures that truly serve the best interests, both temporarily and spiritually, of the Colony, and that we implement them with determination; that's the main concern for every good citizen, both British and Colonial. Those measures, no matter who originated or recommended them, will eventually gain approval from everyone, including both people and deities; any complaints about them can mostly be ignored, as they're often just noise and sure to fade away. Whether it's the Colonial Governor, the Colonial Parliament, or anyone else who commits an injustice or makes a foolish decision, that person is the real problem, no matter how official they may seem!

I have known things done, in this or the other Colony, in the most parliamentary way before now, which carried written on the brow of them sad symptoms of eternal reprobation; not to be mistaken, had you painted an inch thick. In Montreal, for example, at this moment, standing amid the ruins of the "Elgin Marbles" (as they call the burnt walls of the Parliament House there), what rational British soul but is forced to institute the mournfulest constitutional reflection? Some years ago the Canadas, probably not without materials for discontent, and blown upon by skilful artists, blazed up into crackling of musketry, open flame of rebellion; a thing smacking of the gallows in all countries that pretend to have any "Government." Which flame of rebellion, had there been no loyal population to fling themselves upon it at peril of their life, might have ended we know not how. It ended speedily, in the good way; Canada got a Godfrey's-cordial Constitution; and for the moment all was varnished into some kind of feasibility again. A most poor feasibility; momentary, not lasting, nor like to be of profit to Canada! For this year, the Canadian most constitutional Parliament, such a congeries of persons as one can imagine, decides that the aforesaid flame of rebellion shall not only be forgotten as per bargain, but that—the loyal population, who flung their lives upon it and quenched it in the nick of time, shall pay the rebels their damages! Of this, I believe, on sadly conclusive evidence, there is no doubt whatever. Such, when you wash off the constitutional pigments, is the Death's-head that discloses itself. I can only say, if all the Parliaments in the world were to vote that such a thing was just, I should feel painfully constrained to answer, at my peril, "No, by the Eternal, never!" And I would recommend any British Governor who might come across that Business, there or here, to overhaul it again. What the meaning of a Governor, if he is not to overhaul and control such things, may be, I cannot conjecture. A Canadian Lumber-log may as well be made Governor. He might have some cast-metal hand or shoulder-crank (a thing easily contrivable in Birmingham) for signing his name to Acts of the Colonial Parliament; he would be a "native of the country" too, with popularity on that score if on no other;—he is your man, if you really want a Log Governor!—

I’ve seen things happen, in this colony or that one, in the most official way before, which clearly showed signs of being completely wrong; it wouldn’t be hard to see, even if you painted over it. In Montreal, for instance, right now, standing among the ruins of the “Elgin Marbles” (that’s what they call the burnt walls of their Parliament House), what reasonable British person wouldn’t have the saddest thoughts about the Constitution? A few years ago, the Canadas, likely not without reasons to be unhappy, and stirred up by skilled influencers, erupted into a chaotic rebellion; something that would evoke the gallows in any nation that claims to have any sort of “Government.” That rebellion, if there hadn’t been loyal people willing to risk their lives to put it out just in time, might have led to who knows what. Fortunately, it was resolved quickly in a good way; Canada received a safe Constitution; and for a moment, everything seemed manageable again. A very poor manageability; temporary, not sustainable, and unlikely to benefit Canada! This year, the Canadian Parliament, consisting of a mix of characters that’s hard to imagine, decides that the earlier rebellion should not only be forgotten as agreed but that—the loyal individuals who put themselves in harm's way to extinguish it will pay the rebels for their losses! Based on sadly conclusive evidence, I have no doubt about this. Stripped of the nice terms, this is the grim reality that reveals itself. All I can say is, if every Parliament in the world were to vote that this was fair, I would feel deeply compelled to respond, risking everything, “No way, never!” And I would advise any British Governor who encounters this matter, here or there, to take another look at it. What the purpose of a Governor is, if he isn’t supposed to check and manage these kinds of situations, I can’t imagine. A Canadian log might as well be appointed Governor. It could have some metal arm or lever (which is easy to make in Birmingham) to sign off on acts of the Colonial Parliament; it would be a “native of the country” too, gaining popularity for that reason if for none other;—it’s your guy if you really want a Log Governor!

I perceive therefore that, besides choosing Parliaments never so well, the New Colonial Office will have another thing to do: Contrive to send out a new kind of Governors to the Colonies. This will be the mainspring of the business; without this the business will not go at all. An experienced, wise and valiant British man, to represent the Imperial Interest; he, with such a speaking or silent Collective Wisdom as he can gather round him in the Colony, will evidently be the condition of all good between the Mother Country and it. If you can find such a man, your point is gained; if you cannot, lost. By him and his Collective Wisdom all manner of true relations, mutual interests and duties such as they do exist in fact between Mother Country and Colony, can be gradually developed into practical methods and results; and all manner of true and noble successes, and veracities in the way of governing, be won. Choose well your Governor;—not from this or that poor section of the Aristocracy, military, naval, or red-tapist; wherever there are born kings of men, you had better seek them out, and breed them to this work. All sections of the British Population will be open to you: and, on the whole, you must succeed in finding a man fit. And having found him, I would farther recommend you to keep him some time! It would be a great improvement to end this present nomadism of Colonial Governors. Give your Governor due power; and let him know withal that he is wedded to his enterprise, and having once well learned it, shall continue with it; that it is not a Canadian Lumber-log you want there, to tumble upon the vertexes and sign its name by a Birmingham shoulder-crank, but a Governor of Men; who, you mean, shall fairly gird himself to his enterprise, and fail with it and conquer with it, and as it were live and die with it: he will have much to learn; and having once learned it, will stay, and turn his knowledge to account.

I realize that, in addition to selecting the best Parliaments, the new Colonial Office will have another important task: to send out a new type of Governors to the Colonies. This is crucial for success; without this, nothing will work. An experienced, wise, and brave British man is needed to represent the Imperial Interest. He, with the Collective Wisdom he gathers around him in the Colony, will undoubtedly be essential for maintaining good relations between the Mother Country and the Colony. If you find such a man, you've succeeded; if not, you've failed. Through him and his Collective Wisdom, all the genuine relationships, mutual interests, and duties that actually exist between the Mother Country and Colony can gradually evolve into practical methods and results, leading to true and noble successes in governance. Choose your Governor wisely—not from some segment of the Aristocracy, whether military, naval, or bureaucratic; rather, seek out those who are natural leaders and train them for this role. You have access to all parts of the British Population, so you should be able to find a man who is truly qualified. Once you do find him, I suggest you keep him for a while! It would greatly improve the current situation where Colonial Governors are constantly changing. Give your Governor appropriate authority and make it clear to him that he is committed to his mission; having learned it well, he should stay with it. You don’t want a figurehead who simply shows up to sign papers, but a Governor who dedicates himself to his task, sharing in both its failures and victories, as though it were a part of his life. He will have plenty to learn, and once he learns it, he will remain and apply that knowledge effectively.

From this kind of Governor, were you once in the way of finding him with moderate certainty, from him and his Collective Wisdom, all good whatsoever might be anticipated. And surely, were the Colonies once enfranchised from red-tape, and the poor Mother Country once enfranchised from it; were our idle Seventy-fours all busy carrying out streams of British Industrials, and those Scoundrel Regiments all working, under divine drill-sergeants, at the grand Atlantic and Pacific Junction Railway,—poor Britain and her poor Colonies might find that they had true relations to each other: that the Imperial Mother and her constitutionally obedient Daughters were not a red-tape fiction, provoking bitter mockery as at present, but a blessed God's-Fact destined to fill half the world with its fruits one day!

From this kind of Governor, if you were on the verge of finding him with reasonable certainty, from him and his Collective Wisdom, all good things could be expected. And surely, if the Colonies were once freed from bureaucracy, and the poor Mother Country was freed from it too; if our idle ships were busy transporting streams of British goods, and those rogue regiments were all working, under dedicated drill sergeants, on the grand Atlantic and Pacific Junction Railway—poor Britain and her poor Colonies might discover that they really did have genuine connections with each other: that the Imperial Mother and her constitutionally obedient Daughters were not a bureaucratic fiction causing bitter mockery as they currently do, but a blessed reality destined to fill half the world with its benefits one day!

But undoubtedly our grand primary concern is the Home Office, and its Irish Giant named of Despair. When the Home Office begins dealing with this Irish Giant, which it is vitally urgent for us the Home Office should straightway do, it will find its duties enlarged to a most unexpected extent, and, as it were, altered from top to bottom. A changed time now when the question is, What to do with three millions of paupers (come upon you for food, since you have no work for them) increasing at a frightful rate per day? Home Office, Parliament, King, Constitution will find that they have now, if they will continue in this world long, got a quite immense new question and continually recurring set of questions. That huge question of the Irish Giant with his Scotch and English Giant-Progeny advancing open-mouthed upon us, will, as I calculate, change from top to bottom not the Home Office only but all manner of Offices and Institutions whatsoever, and gradually the structure of Society itself. I perceive, it will make us a new Society, if we are to continue a Society at all. For the alternative is not, Stay where we are, or change? But Change, with new wise effort fit for the new time, to true and wider nobler National Life; or Change, by indolent folding of the arms, as we are now doing, in horrible anarchies and convulsions to Dissolution, to National Death, or Suspended-animation? Suspended-animation itself is a frightful possibility for Britain: this Anarchy whither all Europe has preceded us, where all Europe is now weltering, would suit us as ill as any! The question for the British Nation is: Can we work our course pacifically, on firm land, into the New Era; or must it be, for us too, as for all the others, through black abysses of Anarchy, hardly escaping, if we do with all our struggles escape, the jaws of eternal Death?

But our main concern is definitely the Home Office and its Irish Giant known as Despair. When the Home Office starts addressing this Irish Giant, which is urgently needed, it will find its responsibilities expanded in ways it never expected, completely transforming its functions. We are in a changed time where the question is: What do we do with three million people relying on you for food, since you have no jobs for them, and their numbers are growing alarmingly fast every day? The Home Office, Parliament, the King, and the Constitution will realize that they now face an enormous new issue and a constantly recurring set of questions. That massive issue regarding the Irish Giant and his Scottish and English offspring approaching us with open mouths will, I believe, wholly change not just the Home Office but all kinds of Offices and Institutions, and gradually transform the very structure of Society itself. I can see it will create a new Society if we are to remain a Society at all. The alternative is not simply to stay where we are or to change; it is about Change—with new, wiser efforts suited for our times that lead to a true and broader national life; or Change, through our current laziness and inaction, plunging into awful chaos and turmoil leading to our dissolution, national death, or a state of suspended animation. Suspended animation is a terrifying possibility for Britain: this Anarchy that Europe has already faced, where all of Europe is now floundering, would suit us just as poorly! The question for the British Nation is: Can we calmly navigate our way into the New Era on solid ground, or must we, like everyone else, travel through the dark abysses of Anarchy, barely escaping, if we indeed escape with all our struggles, the jaws of eternal Death?

For Pauperism, though it now absorbs its high figure of millions annually, is by no means a question of money only, but of infinitely higher and greater than all conceivable money. If our Chancellor of the Exchequer had a Fortunatus' purse, and miraculous sacks of Indian meal that would stand scooping from forever,—I say, even on these terms Pauperism could not be endured; and it would vitally concern all British Citizens to abate Pauperism, and never rest till they had ended it again. Pauperism is the general leakage through every joint of the ship that it is rotten. Were all men doing their duty, or even seriously trying to do it, there would be no Pauper. Were the pretended Captains of the world at all in the habit of commanding; were the pretended Teachers of the world at all in the habit of teaching,—of admonishing said Captains among others, and with sacred zeal apprising them to what place such neglect was leading,—how could Pauperism exist? Pauperism would lie far over the horizon; we should be lamenting and denouncing quite inferior sins of men, which were only tending afar off towards Pauperism. A true Captaincy; a true Teachership, either making all men and Captains know and devoutly recognize the eternal law of things, or else breaking its own heart, and going about with sackcloth round its loins, in testimony of continual sorrow and protest, and prophecy of God's vengeance upon such a course of things: either of these divine equipments would have saved us; and it is because we have neither of them that we are come to such a pass!

Poverty, while it now costs millions each year, is not just a matter of money; it involves something far greater than any amount of money. Even if our Chancellor of the Exchequer had a magical purse and endless supplies of food, that alone wouldn’t solve poverty; it’s crucial for all British citizens to work towards eliminating it and to not stop until it’s gone. Poverty is like water leaking through every crack of a sinking ship. If everyone did their part, or even tried hard to do so, there would be no poverty. If the supposed leaders of the world really took charge, and if the so-called teachers actually taught—advising those leaders with passion about the consequences of their neglect—how could poverty exist? Poverty would be a distant concern; we would only be lamenting lesser issues that might lead to poverty. True leadership and true teaching would guide everyone to recognize the fundamental laws of existence, or else feel deep sorrow and festoon themselves in mourning to protest against the current state of affairs and warn of divine consequences: either of these paths could have saved us, and it’s because we have neither that we find ourselves in such a situation!

We may depend upon it, where there is a Pauper, there is a sin; to make one Pauper there go many sins. Pauperism is our Social Sin grown manifest; developed from the state of a spiritual ignobleness, a practical impropriety and base oblivion of duty, to an affair of the ledger. Here is not now an unheeded sin against God; here is a concrete ugly bulk of Beggary demanding that you should buy Indian meal for it. Men of reflection have long looked with a horror for which there was no response in the idle public, upon Pauperism; but the quantity of meal it demands has now awakened men of no reflection to consider it. Pauperism is the poisonous dripping from all the sins, and putrid unveracities and god-forgetting greedinesses and devil-serving cants and jesuitisms, that exist among us. Not one idle Sham lounging about Creation upon false pretences, upon means which he has not earned, upon theories which he does not practise, but yields his share of Pauperism somewhere or other. His sham-work oozes down; finds at last its issue as human Pauperism,—in a human being that by those false pretences cannot live. The Idle Workhouse, now about to burst of overfilling, what is it but the scandalous poison-tank of drainage from the universal Stygian quagmire of our affairs? Workhouse Paupers; immortal sons of Adam rotted into that scandalous condition, subter-slavish, demanding that you would make slaves of them as an unattainable blessing! My friends, I perceive the quagmire must be drained, or we cannot live. And farther, I perceive, this of Pauperism is the corner where we must begin,—the levels all pointing thitherward, the possibilities lying all clearly there. On that Problem we shall find that innumerable things, that all things whatsoever hang. By courageous steadfast persistence in that, I can foresee Society itself regenerated. In the course of long strenuous centuries, I can see the State become what it is actually bound to be, the keystone of a most real "Organization of Labor,"—and on this Earth a world of some veracity, and some heroism, once more worth living in!

We can be sure of it: wherever there’s poverty, there’s a problem; creating one poor person involves many wrongs. Poverty is our social failing made visible; it comes from spiritual neglect, practical irresponsibility, and a complete disregard for duty, turning into a financial issue. This isn’t just a silent offense against God; it’s a glaring, unpleasant reality of begging that demands you provide food for it. Thoughtful people have long looked at poverty with dread that the general public ignored, but the amount of food it requires has now forced even those who usually don't think about it to take notice. Poverty is the toxic result of all the lies, greed, and hypocrisy that exist among us. Every lazy person lounging around, pretending to be something they’re not, living off unearned means and espousing theories they never put into practice, contributes to poverty somewhere. Their sham efforts seep down, ultimately manifesting as human suffering—people who can’t survive because of those false pretenses. The overflowing workhouses are nothing but the shameful waste tank draining from the overall murky mess of our society. Those poor people in the workhouse, the fallen descendants of Adam, have been reduced to such a disgraceful existence, desperately wanting to become slaves as if that were some kind of blessing! My friends, I see that the muck must be cleared out; otherwise, we won’t survive. Moreover, I see that poverty is the place we must begin —all roads lead there, and all possibilities lie clearly ahead. It’s on this issue that we’ll find countless others connected. With brave and steady determination in this area, I can envision a transformed society. Over many long, difficult years, I see the state becoming what it’s meant to be, the cornerstone of a genuine "Organization of Labor,"—and on this Earth, a world of some truth and some heroism, once again worth living in!

The State in all European countries, and in England first of all, as I hope, will discover that its functions are now, and have long been, very wide of what the State in old pedant Downing Streets has aimed at; that the State is, for the present, not a reality but in great part a dramatic speciosity, expending its strength in practices and objects fallen many of them quite obsolete; that it must come a little nearer the true aim again, or it cannot continue in this world. The "Champion of England" eased in iron or tin, and "able to mount his horse with little assistance,"—this Champion and the thousand-fold cousinry of Phantasms he has, nearly all dead now but still walking as ghosts, must positively take himself away: who can endure him, and his solemn trumpetings and obsolete gesticulations, in a Time that is full of deadly realities, coming open-mouthed upon us? At Drury Lane, let him play his part, him and his thousand-fold cousinry; and welcome, so long as any public will pay a shilling to see him: but on the solid earth, under the extremely earnest stars, we dare not palter with him, or accept his tomfooleries any more. Ridiculous they seem to some; horrible they seem to me: all lies, if one look whence they come and whither they go, are horrible.

The State in all European countries, especially in England, will hopefully realize that its functions are now, and have long been, very different from what the State in the old, pedantic Downing Streets aimed for. The State is, for now, not a reality but largely a dramatic spectacle, wasting its energy on practices and purposes that have largely become obsolete. It must get closer to its true purpose again, or it won’t survive in this world. The "Champion of England," dressed in iron or tin and “able to get on his horse with little help”—this Champion and the countless cousins of Phantasms he has, nearly all of whom are dead now but still linger like ghosts, must definitely be put away: who can stand him, and his grand proclamations and outdated gestures, in a time filled with serious realities, rushing at us with open mouths? At Drury Lane, let him perform his role, as well as his countless cousins; that's fine as long as any audience is willing to pay a shilling to see him: but on solid ground, under the very earnest stars, we can’t afford to indulge him or accept his nonsense any longer. They seem ridiculous to some; they seem horrible to me: all lies, if you consider where they come from and where they're going, are truly horrible.

Alas, it will be found, I doubt, that in England more than in any country, our Public Life and our Private, our State and our Religion, and all that we do and speak (and the most even of what we think), is a tissue of half-truths and whole-lies; of hypocrisies, conventionalisms, worn-out traditionary rags and cobwebs; such a life-garment of beggarly incredible and uncredited falsities as no honest souls of Adam's Posterity were ever enveloped in before. And we walk about in it with a stately gesture, as if it were some priestly stole or imperial mantle; not the foulest beggar's gabardine that ever was. "No Englishman dare believe the truth," says one: "he stands, for these two hundred years, enveloped in lies of every kind; from nadir to zenith an ocean of traditionary cant surrounds him as his life-element. He really thinks the truth dangerous. Poor wretch, you see him everywhere endeavoring to temper the truth by taking the falsity along with it, and welding them together; this he calls 'safe course,' 'moderate course,' and other fine names; there, balanced between God and the Devil, he thinks he can serve two masters, and that things will go well with him."

Unfortunately, it seems that in England more than anywhere else, our public and private lives, our state and our religion, and everything we do and say (even much of what we think) is an intricate mix of half-truths and outright lies; full of hypocrisies, conventions, outdated traditions, and dusty cobwebs. It's a life wrapped in a tattered garment of unbelievable and untrustworthy falsehoods like no honest people from Adam's lineage have ever experienced. And we stroll around with a grand air, as if it’s some sacred robe or royal cloak; not even the filthiest beggar's coat. "No Englishman dares to believe the truth," one person says: "for the past two hundred years, he's been surrounded by every kind of lie; from the lowest point to the highest, an ocean of traditional nonsense envelops him as his life’s reality. He truly believes the truth is dangerous. Poor soul, you see him everywhere trying to soften the truth by blending it with falsehoods, creating what he calls a 'safe course,' 'moderate course,' and other fancy terms; there, stuck between God and the Devil, he thinks he can serve two masters, believing things will turn out well for him."

In the cotton-spinning and similar departments our English friend knows well that truth or God will have nothing to do with the Devil or falsehood, but will ravel all the web to pieces if you introduce the Devil or Non-veracity in any form into it: in this department, therefore, our English friend avoids falsehood. But in the religious, political, social, moral, and all other spiritual departments he freely introduces falsehood, nothing doubting; and has long done so, with a profuseness not elsewhere met with in the world. The unhappy creature, does he not know, then, that every lie is accursed, and the parent of mere curses? That he must think the truth; much more speak it? That, above all things, by the oldest law of Heaven and Earth which no man violates with impunity, he must not and shall not wag the tongue of him except to utter his thought? That there is not a grin or beautiful acceptable grimace he can execute upon his poor countenance, but is either an express veracity, the image of what passes within him; or else is a bit of Devil-worship which he and the rest of us will have to pay for yet? Alas, the grins he executes upon his poor mind (which is all tortured into St. Vitus dances, and ghastly merry-andrewisms, by the practice) are the most extraordinary this sun ever saw.

In the cotton-spinning and similar industries, our English friend knows full well that truth or God has nothing to do with the Devil or falsehood, and will unravel everything if you introduce lies in any form. In this area, then, our English friend avoids dishonesty. But in the religious, political, social, moral, and all other spiritual matters, he freely brings in falsehood without a second thought; he has been doing so extensively, more than anywhere else in the world. The unfortunate soul, doesn’t he realize that every lie is cursed and only brings more curses? That he must think the truth, and even more, speak it? That, above all else, according to the oldest law of heaven and earth, which no one can break without consequences, he must not and should not speak except to express his true thoughts? That there is not a grin or charming smile he can put on his poor face that is not either absolute truth, reflecting what is inside him, or a bit of Devil-worship for which he and all of us will eventually pay? Alas, the smiles he forces upon his poor mind (which is all twisted into frenzied movements and ghastly antics by this practice) are the most bizarre this world has ever seen.

We have Puseyisms, black-and-white surplice controversies:—do not, officially and otherwise, the select of the longest heads in England sit with intense application and iron gravity, in open forum, judging of "prevenient grace"? Not a head of them suspects that it can be improper so to sit, or of the nature of treason against the Power who gave an Intellect to man;—that it can be other than the duty of a good citizen to use his god-given intellect in investigating prevenient grace, supervenient moonshine, or the color of the Bishop's nightmare, if that happened to turn up. I consider them far ahead of Cicero's Roman Augurs with their chicken-bowels: "Behold these divine chicken-bowels, O Senate and Roman People; the midriff has fallen eastward!" solemnly intimates one Augur. "By Proserpina and the triple Hecate!" exclaims the other, "I say the midriff has fallen to the west!" And they look at one another with the seriousness of men prepared to die in their opinion,—the authentic seriousness of men betting at Tattersall's, or about to receive judgment in Chancery. There is in the Englishman something great, beyond all Roman greatness, in whatever line you meet him; even as a Latter-Day Augur he seeks his fellow!—Poor devil, I believe it is his intense love of peace, and hatred of breeding discussions which lead no-whither, that has led him into this sad practice of amalgamating true and false.

We have Puseyisms, black-and-white surplice controversies:—don’t the top thinkers in England sit with serious focus and intensity, discussing "prevenient grace" in open forums? Not one of them thinks it's wrong to do so, or that it goes against the authority that gave people intellect; they believe it’s a good citizen's duty to use their god-given intellect to explore prevenient grace, pointless theories, or even the Bishop's bizarre dreams if it comes up. I think they are far beyond Cicero's Roman Augurs with their chicken entrails: "Look at these divine entrails, O Senate and Roman People; the diaphragm has fallen to the east!" solemnly states one Augur. "By Proserpina and the triple Hecate!" exclaims the other, "I say the diaphragm has fallen to the west!" And they look at each other with the seriousness of men ready to stake their lives on their opinions—the genuine seriousness of men betting at Tattersall's or about to get a verdict in Chancery. There's something truly great about the Englishman, surpassing all Roman greatness, whatever the situation; even as a modern-day Augur, he seeks out his companions!—Poor guy, I believe it's his deep love of peace and disdain for pointless debates that has led him into this unfortunate habit of mixing truth and falsehood.

He has been at it these two hundred years; and has now carried it to a terrible length. He couldn't follow Oliver Cromwell in the Puritan path heavenward, so steep was it, and beset with thorns,—and becoming uncertain withal. He much preferred, at that juncture, to go heavenward with his Charles Second and merry Nell Gwynns, and old decent formularies and good respectable aristocratic company, for escort; sore he tried, by glorious restorations, glorious revolutions and so forth, to perfect this desirable amalgam; hoped always it might be possible;—is only just now, if even now, beginning to give up the hope; and to see with wide-eyed horror that it is not at Heaven he is arriving, but at the Stygian marshes, with their thirty thousand Needlewomen, cannibal Connaughts, rivers of lamentation, continual wail of infants, and the yellow-burning gleam of a Hell-on-Earth!—Bull, my friend, you must strip that astonishing pontiff-stole, imperial mantle, or whatever you imagine it to be, which I discern to be a garment of curses, and poisoned Nessus'-shirt now at last about to take fire upon you; you must strip that off your poor body, my friend; and, were it only in a soul's suit of Utilitarian buff, and such belief as that a big loaf is better than a small one, come forth into contact with your world, under true professions again, and not false. You wretched man, you ought to weep for half a century on discovering what lies you have believed, and what every lie leads to and proceeds from. O my friend, no honest fellow in this Planet was ever so served by his cooks before; or has eaten such quantities and qualities of dirt as you have been made to do, for these two centuries past. Arise, my horribly maltreated yet still beloved Bull; steep yourself in running water for a long while, my friend; and begin forthwith in every conceivable direction, physical and spiritual, the long-expected Scavenger Age.

He has been at it for two hundred years now, and he's taken it to a terrible extreme. He couldn’t follow Oliver Cromwell on the Puritan path to heaven, which was too steep and full of thorns—not to mention uncertain. At that point, he much preferred to ascend to heaven alongside Charles II and merry Nell Gwyn, along with respectable traditions and good aristocratic company for company; he desperately tried, through glorious restorations and revolutions, to create this desirable mix; he always hoped it would be possible—but now, if even now, he’s just starting to give up that hope and see with wide-eyed horror that he’s not heading toward Heaven but toward the Stygian marshes, filled with their thirty thousand Needlewomen, cannibal Connaughts, rivers of lamentation, the constant wailing of infants, and the yellow-burning glow of a Hell-on-Earth! Bull, my friend, you must take off that amazing priestly garment, that imperial mantle, or whatever you think it is, which I see as a robe of curses, and a poisoned Nessus shirt that is finally about to catch fire on you; you must strip that off your poor body, my friend; and even if it's just in a simple suit of Utilitarian garb, believing that a big loaf is better than a small one, come forward into contact with your world, under true beliefs and not false ones. You miserable man, you should weep for half a century realizing the lies you’ve believed, and where every lie leads and what it comes from. Oh my friend, no honest person on this planet has ever been served by their cooks like this, or has consumed as much dirt as you have over these past two centuries. Arise, my horribly mistreated yet still beloved Bull; soak yourself in running water for a long while, my friend; and get started right away in every possible direction, both physical and spiritual, for the long-awaited Scavenger Age.

Many doctors have you had, my poor friend; but I perceive it is the
Water-Cure alone that will help you: a complete course of scavengerism
is the thing you need! A new and veritable heart-divorce of England from
the Babylonish woman, who is Jesuitism and Unveracity, and dwells not
at Rome now, but under your own nose and everywhere; whom, and her foul
worship of Phantasms and Devils, poor England had once divorced, with
a divine heroism not forgotten yet, and well worth remembering now: a
 Phantasms which have too long nestled thick there, under those
astonishing "Defenders of the Faith,"—Defenders of the Hypocrisies, the
spiritual Vampires and obscene Nightmares, under which England lies in
syncope;—this is what you need; and if you cannot get it, you must die,
my poor friend!
You've seen many doctors, my poor friend, but I can see that only the Water-Cure will help you: a complete course of scavengerism is what you need! A genuine and true separation of England from the Babylonian woman, who represents Jesuitism and falsehood, now resides not just in Rome but right under your nose, everywhere; a woman whose filthy worship of Phantasms and Devils, poor England once separated from, with a divine bravery that is still remembered and is worth recalling now: Phantasms that have lingered too long there, under those astonishing "Defenders of the Faith,"—Defenders of Hypocrisies, the spiritual Vampires and grotesque Nightmares, under which England lies in a faint;—this is what you need; and if you can’t get it, you must die, my poor friend!

Like people, like priest. Priest, King, Home Office, all manner of establishments and offices among a people bear a striking resemblance to the people itself. It is because Bull has been eating so much dirt that his Home Offices have got into such a shockingly dirty condition,—the old pavements of them quite gone out of sight and out of memory, and nothing but mountains of long-accumulated dung in which the poor cattle are sprawling and tumbling. Had his own life been pure, had his own daily conduct been grounding itself on the clear pavements or actual beliefs and veracities, would he have let his Home Offices come to such a pass? Not in Downing Street only, but in all other thoroughfares and arenas and spiritual or physical departments of his existence, running water and Herculean scavengerism have become indispensable, unless the poor man is to choke in his own exuviae, and die the sorrowfulest death.

Like people, like priest. The priest, King, Home Office, and all kinds of institutions and offices reflect the character of the people themselves. It's because Bull has been consuming so much dirt that his Home Offices are in such a shockingly dirty state— the original pavements are completely out of sight and memory, replaced by piles of long-accumulated waste where the poor cattle are struggling and falling. If his own life had been pure, if his daily actions had been based on solid principles and truths, would he have allowed his Home Offices to fall into such disrepair? Not just in Downing Street, but in all other streets, realms, and both spiritual and physical aspects of his life, efficient cleaning and maintenance have become essential, unless he wants to suffocate in his own refuse and face a tragically sorrowful end.

If the State could once get back to the real sight of its essential function, and with religious resolution begin doing that, and putting away its multifarious imaginary functions, and indignantly casting out these as mere dung and insalubrious horror and abomination (which they are), what a promise of reform were there! The British Home Office, surely this and its kindred Offices exist, if they will think of it, that life and work may continue possible, and may not become impossible, for British men. If honorable existence, or existence on human terms at all, have become impossible for millions of British men, how can the Home Office or any other Office long exist? With thirty thousand Needlewomen, a Connaught fallen into potential cannibalism, and the Idle Workhouse everywhere bursting, and declaring itself an inhumanity and stupid ruinous brutality not much longer to be tolerated among rational human creatures, it is time the State were bethinking itself.

If the State could just reconnect with its core purpose and, with sincere determination, start doing that while getting rid of its countless unnecessary functions, and rejecting them as mere trash and harmful nonsense (which they are), what a chance for reform that would be! The British Home Office, and surely similar Offices, exist to ensure that life and work remain possible for British people. If living with dignity, or living on any human terms, has become impossible for millions of British men, how can the Home Office or any other Office expect to function for long? With thirty thousand needlewomen, a Connaught on the verge of chaos, and workhouses overflowing, representing a cruelty and absurd wastefulness that cannot be tolerated much longer among rational human beings, it's high time the State reconsidered its priorities.

So soon as the State attacks that tremendous cloaca of Pauperism, which will choke the world if it be not attacked, the State will find its real functions very different indeed from what it had long supposed them! The State is a reality, and not a dramaturgy; it exists here to render existence possible, existence desirable and noble, for the State's subjects. The State, as it gets into the track of its real work, will find that same expand into whole continents of new unexpected, most blessed activity; as its dramatic functions, declared superfluous, more and more fall inert, and go rushing like huge torrents of extinct exuviae, dung and rubbish, down to the Abyss forever. O Heaven, to see a State that knew a little why it was there, and on what ground, in this Year 1850, it could pretend to exist, in so extremely earnest a world as ours is growing! The British State, if it will be the crown and keystone of our British Social Existence, must get to recognize, with a veracity very long unknown to it, what the real objects and indispensable necessities of our Social Existence are. Good Heavens, it is not prevenient grace, or the color of the Bishop's nightmare, that is pinching us; it is the impossibility to get along any farther for mountains of accumulated dung and falsity and horror; the total closing-up of noble aims from every man,—of any aim at all, from many men, except that of rotting out in Idle Workhouses an existence below that of beasts!

As soon as the State confronts the massive issue of poverty, which will suffocate the world if left unaddressed, it will discover that its true responsibilities are quite different from what it has long believed! The State is a reality, not a performance; it exists to make life possible, desirable, and meaningful for its citizens. As the State begins to engage in its real work, it will uncover vast new opportunities for positive action, while its theatrical roles, deemed unnecessary, will increasingly fade away, rushing like torrents of waste and debris into the abyss forever. Oh, to witness a State that understands why it exists and what grounds it claims to stand on in this earnest world of 1850! If the British State aims to be the cornerstone of our social existence, it must genuinely recognize, with a truth it has long overlooked, the real goals and essential needs of our society. Good heavens, it's not some preordained fate or the color of a bishop's nightmare that troubles us; it's being unable to move forward because of mountains of accumulated filth, falsehoods, and despair; the complete stifling of noble ambitions for everyone—along with many men having no aspirations whatsoever, except to languish in workhouses, living a life worse than that of animals!

Suppose the State to have fairly started its "Industrial Regiments of the New Era," which alas, are yet only beginning to be talked of,—what continents of new real work opened out, for the Home and all other Public Offices among us! Suppose the Home Office looking out, as for life and salvation, for proper men to command these "Regiments." Suppose the announcement were practically made to all British souls that the want of wants, more indispensable than any jewel in the crown, was that of men able to command men in ways of industrial and moral well-doing; that the State would give its very life for such men; that such men were the State; that the quantity of them to be found in England lamentably small at present, was the exact measure of England's worth,—what a new dawn of everlasting day for all British souls! Noble British soul, to whom the gods have given faculty and heroism, what men call genius, here at last is a career for thee. It will not be needful now to swear fealty to the Incredible, and traitorously cramp thyself into a cowardly canting play-actor in God's Universe; or, solemnly forswearing that, into a mutinous rebel and waste bandit in thy generation: here is an aim that is clear and credible, a course fit for a man. No need to become a tormenting and self-tormenting mutineer, banded with rebellious souls, if thou wouldst live; no need to rot in suicidal idleness; or take to platform preaching, and writing in Radical Newspapers, to pull asunder the great Falsity in which thou and all of us are choking. The great Falsity, behold it has become, in the very heart of it, a great Truth of Truths; and invites thee and all brave men to cooperate with it in transforming all the body and the joints into the noble likeness of that heart! Thrice-blessed change. The State aims, once more, with a true aim; and has loadstars in the eternal Heaven. Struggle faithfully for it; noble is this struggle; thou too, according to thy faculty, shalt reap in due time, if thou faint not. Thou shalt have a wise command of men, thou shalt be wisely commanded by men,—the summary of all blessedness for a social creature here below. The sore struggle, never to be relaxed, and not forgiven to any son of man, is once more a noble one; glory to the Highest, it is now once more a true and noble one, wherein a man can afford to die! Our path is now again Heavenward. Forward, with steady pace, with drawn weapons, and unconquerable hearts, in the name of God that made us all!—

Suppose the State has truly launched its "Industrial Regiments of the New Era," which, unfortunately, are still only being discussed—what a wealth of new real work is opened up for the Home and all other Public Offices among us! Imagine the Home Office desperately searching, as if for life and salvation, for the right people to lead these "Regiments." Imagine if it were announced to all British citizens that the most essential need, more important than any jewel in the crown, is for people able to lead others in paths of industrial and moral well-being; that the State would give everything for such individuals; that such individuals are the State; and that the small number of them currently in England reflects how valuable England is—what a new dawn of endless possibility for all British citizens! Noble British soul, to whom the gods have granted talent and courage, what people call genius, here at last is a path for you. There is no need now to pledge loyalty to the unbelievable and betray yourself by becoming a cowardly hypocrite in God's Universe; nor, solemnly rejecting that, to turn into a rebellious outcast or destructive bandit of your generation: here is an aim that is clear and credible, a course worthy of a person. There’s no need to become a tormenting and self-tormenting rebel, teaming up with dissenters if you want to live; no need to waste away in idle despair; or to take up preaching on platforms and writing for Radical Newspapers to tear apart the great Deception in which you and all of us are suffocating. The great Deception, look, has transformed into, at its core, a great Truth of Truths; and it invites you and all brave people to cooperate in reshaping the entirety into the noble likeness of that truth! A thrice-blessed change. The State is aiming, once more, with a true purpose; and has guiding stars in the eternal Heaven. Strive sincerely for it; this struggle is noble; you too, according to your ability, shall reap in due time if you do not give up. You will have a wise command over others, and you will be wisely guided by others—the essence of all goodness for a social being here below. The intense struggle, which must never fade, and which is not forgiven to any human being, is once again a noble one; glory to the Highest, it is now once again a true and noble one, in which a person can dare to sacrifice themselves! Our path is now once more toward Heaven. Forward, with steady steps, with drawn weapons, and unyielding hearts, in the name of the God who created us all!—

Wise obedience and wise command, I foresee that the regimenting of Pauper Banditti into Soldiers of Industry is but the beginning of this blessed process, which will extend to the topmost heights of our Society; and, in the course of generations, make us all once more a Governed Commonwealth, and Civitas Dei, if it please God! Waste-land Industrials succeeding, other kinds of Industry, as cloth-making, shoe-making, plough-making, spade-making, house-building,—in the end, all kinds of Industry whatsoever, will be found capable of regimenting. Mill-operatives, all manner of free operatives, as yet unregimented, nomadic under private masters, they, seeing such example and its blessedness, will say: "Masters, you must regiment us a little; make our interests with you permanent a little, instead of temporary and nomadic; we will enlist with the State otherwise!" This will go on, on the one hand, while the State-operation goes on, on the other: thus will all Masters of Workmen, private Captains of Industry, be forced to incessantly co-operate with the State and its public Captains; they regimenting in their way, the State in its way, with ever-widening field; till their fields meet (so to speak) and coalesce, and there be no unregimented worker, or such only as are fit to remain unregimented, any more.—O my friends, I clearly perceive this horrible cloaca of Pauperism, wearing nearly bottomless now, is the point where we must begin. Here, in this plainly unendurable portion of the general quagmire, the lowest point of all, and hateful even to M'Croudy, must our main drain begin: steadily prosecuting that, tearing that along with Herculean labor and divine fidelity, we shall gradually drain the entire Stygian swamp, and make it all once more a fruitful field!

Wise obedience and wise leadership, I predict that transforming the Poor Bandits into Workers of Industry is just the start of this great change, which will reach the highest levels of our society; and over generations, we'll become a Governed Commonwealth and a City of God, if God wills it! Industries from wasteland laborers will succeed, followed by other types of industries like textiles, footwear, plowing, digging, and construction—eventually, all kinds of industries will be organized. Mill workers and all kinds of free workers, currently unorganized and wandering under private employers, will see this example and its benefits, and they will say: "Bosses, you need to organize us a bit; make our interests with you more permanent instead of temporary and wandering; otherwise, we will enlist with the State!" This will happen as State operations continue; thus, all Employers, private leaders of industry, will be compelled to constantly collaborate with the State and its public leaders; each organizing in their own way, the State in its own way, with an ever-expanding scope; until their domains meet and merge, so there will be no unorganized workers left, except for those who are truly meant to remain unorganized. Oh my friends, I can clearly see that this terrible pit of Poverty, now nearly bottomless, is where we must start. Here, in this clearly unbearable part of the overall mess, the lowest point of all, even repulsive to M'Croudy, our main efforts must begin: by steadily working on this, with Herculean effort and divine commitment, we will gradually drain this entire toxic swamp and turn it back into a fruitful field!

For the State, I perceive, looking out with right sacred earnestness for persons able to command, will straightway also come upon the question: "What kind of schools and seminaries, and teaching and also preaching establishments have I, for the training of young souls to take command and to yield obedience? Wise command, wise obedience: the capability of these two is the net measure of culture, and human virtue, in every man; all good lies in the possession of these two capabilities; all evil, wretchedness and ill-success in the want of these. He is a good man that can command and obey; he that cannot is a bad. If my teachers and my preachers, with their seminaries, high schools and cathedrals, do train men to these gifts, the thing they are teaching and preaching must be true; if they do not, not true!"

For the State, I see that when looking seriously for people who can lead, it will quickly raise the question: "What kind of schools, seminaries, and teaching and preaching institutions do I have to train young minds to lead and obey? Wise leadership and wise obedience: these abilities are the true measure of culture and human virtue in everyone; all good comes from having these two abilities, and all evil, misery, and failure come from lacking them. A good person can both lead and obey; someone who can't do both is not good. If my teachers and preachers, along with their seminaries, high schools, and cathedrals, are training people in these skills, then what they're teaching and preaching must be true; if they're not, it's not true!"

The State, once brought to its veracities by the thumb-screw in this manner, what will it think of these same seminaries and cathedrals! I foresee that our Etons and Oxfords with their nonsense-verses, college-logics, and broken crumbs of mere speech,—which is not even English or Teutonic speech, but old Grecian and Italian speech, dead and buried and much lying out of our way these two thousand years last past,—will be found a most astonishing seminary for the training of young English souls to take command in human Industries, and act a valiant part under the sun! The State does not want vocables, but manly wisdoms and virtues: the State, does it want parliamentary orators, first of all, and men capable of writing books? What a rag-fair of extinct monkeries, high-piled here in the very shrine of our existence, fit to smite the generations with atrophy and beggarly paralysis,—as we see it do! The Minister of Education will not want for work, I think, in the New Downing Street!

The State, once confronted with its truths through this kind of pressure, what will it think of these same seminaries and cathedrals! I can imagine that our Etons and Oxfords, with their pointless verses, college logic, and scraps of mere speech—which isn't even English or German but ancient Greek and Italian, long dead and buried, and much irrelevant for the last two thousand years—will be seen as a truly surprising place for training young English minds to take charge in human industries and play a brave role in the world! The State doesn't need fancy words, but practical wisdom and virtues: does it want parliamentary speakers first and foremost, and people who can write books? What a jumble of outdated institutions piled up here in the very center of our existence, capable of overwhelming generations with stagnation and poverty—just as we see it do! The Minister of Education will surely have plenty to do in New Downing Street!

How it will go with Souls'-Overseers, and what the new kind will be, we do not prophesy just now. Clear it is, however, that the last finish of the State's efforts, in this operation of regimenting, will be to get the true Souls'-Overseers set over men's souls, to regiment, as the consummate flower of all, and constitute into some Sacred Corporation, bearing authority and dignity in their generation, the Chosen of the Wise, of the Spiritual and Devout-minded, the Reverent who deserve reverence, who are as the Salt of the Earth;—that not till this is done can the State consider its edifice to have reached the first story, to be safe for a moment, to be other than an arch without the keystones, and supported hitherto on mere wood. How will this be done? Ask not; let the second or the third generation after this begin to ask!—Alas, wise men do exist, born duly into the world in every current generation; but the getting of them regimented is the highest pitch of human Polity, and the feat of all feats in political engineering:—impossible for us, in this poor age, as the building of St. Paul's would be for Canadian Beavers, acquainted only with the architecture of fish-dams, and with no trowel but their tail.

We can't predict how things will unfold with Souls'-Overseers or what the new type will be. However, it's clear that the final goal of the State's efforts in this organizing process will be to appoint the true Souls'-Overseers to oversee people's souls, as the ultimate achievement, forming a Sacred Corporation that holds authority and dignity in their time— the chosen ones among the wise, the spiritual, and the devout, the revered who deserve respect, who are like the Salt of the Earth. Only when this is achieved can the State consider its structure to have reached a solid foundation, being secure for even a moment, not just an arch without its keystones, supported only by temporary means. How will this be accomplished? Don't ask; let the second or third generation after this be the ones to inquire!—Unfortunately, wise individuals do exist, born into every generation; but getting them organized is the highest aim of human governance, and it's the most challenging feat in political engineering—impossible for us in this era, just like constructing St. Paul's would be for Canadian beavers, who only know how to build fish dams and have no tools other than their tails.

Literature, the strange entity so called,—that indeed is here. If Literature continue to be the haven of expatriated spiritualisms, and have its Johnsons, Goethes and true Archbishops of the World, to show for itself as heretofore, there may be hope in Literature. If Literature dwindle, as is probable, into mere merry-andrewism, windy twaddle, and feats of spiritual legerdemain, analogous to rope-dancing, opera-dancing, and street-fiddling with a hat carried round for halfpence, or for guineas, there will be no hope in Literature. What if our next set of Souls'-Overseers were to be silent ones very mainly?—Alas, alas, why gaze into the blessed continents and delectable mountains of a Future based on truth, while as yet we struggle far down, nigh suffocated in a slough of lies, uncertain whether or how we shall be able to climb at all!

Literature, the odd thing it's called, is definitely present. If Literature remains a refuge for displaced spiritual ideas, and continues to have its Johnsons, Goethes, and true Archbishops of the World, as it always has, there might be some hope for Literature. But if Literature shrinks, as is likely, into nothing more than silly entertainment, pointless chatter, and tricks that are just showing off—like tightrope walking, opera performances, or busking with a hat passed around for spare change or more—then there will be no hope for Literature. What if our next group of Soul Overseers were mostly silent?—Oh dear, why look forward to the beautiful lands and delightful mountains of a Future built on truth when we are still stuck, nearly suffocated in a pit of lies, unsure if or how we will ever be able to climb out!

Who will begin the long steep journey with us; who of living statesmen will snatch the standard, and say, like a hero on the forlorn-hope for his country, Forward! Or is there none; no one that can and dare? And our lot too, then, is Anarchy by barricade or ballot-box, and Social Death?—We will not think so.

Who will start the long, difficult journey with us? Which of the current leaders will take up the banner and boldly say, like a hero risking everything for their country, "Let's go!"? Or is there no one brave enough? If not, then we are left with chaos—either through protests or voting—and social doom. We refuse to believe that.

Whether Sir Robert Peel will undertake the Reform of Downing Street for us, or any Ministry or Reform farther, is not known. He, they say, is getting old, does himself recoil from it, and shudder at it; which is possible enough. The clubs and coteries appear to have settled that he surely will not; that this melancholy wriggling seesaw of red-tape Trojans and Protectionist Greeks must continue its course till—what can happen, my friends, if this go on continuing?

Whether Sir Robert Peel will take on the Reform of Downing Street for us, or any further ministry or reform, is uncertain. They say he is getting old, is hesitant about it, and feels uneasy, which is quite possible. The clubs and groups seem to have decided that he definitely won’t; that this sad, endless back-and-forth of bureaucratic obstacles and Protectionist interests will keep going until—what could happen, my friends, if this keeps going on?

And yet, perhaps, England has by no means so settled it. Quit the clubs and coteries, you do not hear two rational men speak long together upon politics, without pointing their inquiries towards this man. A Minister that will attack the Augeas Stable of Downing Street, and begin producing a real Management, no longer an imaginary one, of our affairs; he, or else in few years Chartist Parliament and the Deluge come: that seems the alternative. As I read the omens, there was no man in my time more authentically called to a post of difficulty, of danger, and of honor than this man. The enterprise is ready for him, if he is ready for it. He has but to lift his finger in this enterprise, and whatsoever is wise and manful in England will rally round him. If the faculty and heart for it be in him, he, strangely and almost tragically if we look upon his history, is to have leave to try it; he now, at the eleventh hour, has the opportunity for such a feat in reform as has not, in these late generations, been attempted by all our reformers put together.

And yet, maybe England hasn't really figured it out yet. Leave the clubs and social circles, and you won't hear two rational people talk about politics for long without bringing this guy up. A Minister who will tackle the messy issues at Downing Street and start managing our affairs for real, not just imagining it; he, or in a few years we’ll have a Chartist Parliament and chaos: that seems to be the choice. From what I see, there hasn't been anyone in my time more truly suited for a challenging, risky, and honorable position than this guy. The opportunity is there for him if he's willing to take it. He just needs to take action in this venture, and everyone wise and brave in England will support him. If he has the ability and passion for it, he, in a strangely tragic way considering his background, is finally allowed to try; he now, at the last moment, has a chance for a reform effort that hasn’t been attempted by all our reformers combined in recent generations.

As for Protectionist jargon, who in these earnest days would occupy many moments of his time with that? "A Costermonger in this street," says Crabbe, "finding lately that his rope of onions, which he hoped would have brought a shilling, was to go for only sevenpence henceforth, burst forth into lamentation, execration and the most pathetic tears. Throwing up the window, I perceived the other costermongers preparing impatiently to pack this one out of their company as a disgrace to it, if he would not hold his peace and take the market-rate for his onions. I looked better at this Costermonger. To my astonished imagination, a star-and-garter dawned upon the dim figure of the man; and I perceived that here was no Costermonger to be expelled with ignominy, but a sublime goddess-born Ducal Individual, whom I forbear to name at this moment! What an omen;—nay to my astonished imagination, there dawned still fataler omens. Surely, of all human trades ever heard of, the trade of Owning Land in England ought not to bully us for drink—money just now!"

As for protectionist talk, who nowadays would waste their time on that? "A street vendor," Crabbe says, "recently discovered that his rope of onions, which he thought would sell for a shilling, would only go for sevenpence from now on. He burst into tears and cursed his fate. Looking out the window, I noticed the other vendors getting impatient, ready to kick him out of their group as a disgrace if he wouldn’t shut up and accept the market price for his onions. I took a closer look at this vendor. To my astonishment, a star-and-garter seemed to come to life on this man’s dim figure; I realized he was no ordinary vendor to be shamed away, but a magnificent nobleman, whose name I'll hold back for now! What an omen;—and even more ominous signs appeared to my astonished imagination. Surely, of all human occupations, owning land in England shouldn’t be pressuring us for drink money right now!"

"Hansard's Debates," continues Crabbe farther on, "present many inconsistencies of speech; lamentable unveracities uttered in Parliament, by one and indeed by all; in which sad list Sir Robert Peel stands for his share among others. Unveracities not a few were spoken in Parliament: in fact, to one with a sense of what is called God's truth, it seemed all one unveracity, a talking from the teeth outward, not as the convictions but as the expediencies and inward astucities directed; and, in the sense of God's truth, I have heard no true word uttered in Parliament at all. Most lamentable unveracities continually spoken in Parliament, by almost every one that had to open his mouth there. But the largest veracity ever done in Parliament in our time, as we all know, was of this man's doing;—and that, you will find, is a very considerable item in the calculation!"

"Hansard's Debates," Crabbe continues later, "show many inconsistencies in speech; regrettable untruths said in Parliament, by one and indeed by all; in which unfortunate list Sir Robert Peel is included among others. Numerous untruths were spoken in Parliament: in fact, for someone with a sense of what’s called God's truth, it seemed like one big untruth, a talking out of the side of one’s mouth, not based on convictions but rather on strategies and hidden cleverness; and, in the sense of God's truth, I have heard no true word spoken in Parliament at all. Most regrettable untruths were constantly spoken in Parliament, by almost everyone who had to speak there. But the biggest truth ever done in Parliament in our time, as we all know, was this man's doing;—and that, you'll find, is a very significant point to consider!"

Yes, and I believe England in her dumb way remembers that too. And "the Traitor Peel" can very well afford to let innumerable Ducal Costermongers, parliamentary Adventurers, and lineal representatives of the Impenitent Thief, say all their say about him, and do all their do. With a virtual England at his back, and an actual eternal sky above him, there is not much in the total net-amount of that. When the master of the horse rides abroad, many dogs in the village bark; but he pursues his journey all the same.

Yes, I think England, in its quiet way, remembers that too. And "the Traitor Peel" can easily ignore countless Duke-level street vendors, political opportunists, and direct descendants of the Unrepentant Thief, letting them say whatever they want and do whatever they please. With a symbolic England supporting him and a constant sky above, that doesn't mean much overall. When the master of the horse goes out, many dogs in the village bark, but he continues on his way regardless.





No. V. STUMP-ORATOR. [May 1, 1850.]

It lies deep in our habits, confirmed by all manner of educational and other arrangements for several centuries back, to consider human talent as best of all evincing itself by the faculty of eloquent speech. Our earliest schoolmasters teach us, as the one gift of culture they have, the art of spelling and pronouncing, the rules of correct speech; rhetorics, logics follow, sublime mysteries of grammar, whereby we may not only speak but write. And onward to the last of our schoolmasters in the highest university, it is still intrinsically grammar, under various figures grammar. To speak in various languages, on various things, but on all of them to speak, and appropriately deliver ourselves by tongue or pen,—this is the sublime goal towards which all manner of beneficent preceptors and learned professors, from the lowest hornbook upwards, are continually urging and guiding us. Preceptor or professor, looking over his miraculous seedplot, seminary as he well calls it, or crop of young human souls, watches with attentive view one organ of his delightful little seedlings growing to be men,—the tongue. He hopes we shall all get to speak yet, if it please Heaven. "Some of you shall be book-writers, eloquent review-writers, and astonish mankind, my young friends: others in white neckcloths shall do sermons by Blair and Lindley Murray, nay by Jeremy Taylor and judicious Hooker, and be priests to guide men heavenward by skilfully brandished handkerchief and the torch of rhetoric. For others there is Parliament and the election beer-barrel, and a course that leads men very high indeed; these shall shake the senate-house, the Morning Newspapers, shake the very spheres, and by dexterous wagging of the tongue disenthrall mankind, and lead our afflicted country and us on the way we are to go. The way if not where noble deeds are done, yet where noble words are spoken,—leading us if not to the real Home of the Gods, at least to something which shall more or less deceptively resemble it!"

It’s ingrained in our habits, reinforced by various educational practices for centuries, to view human talent as best represented through the ability to speak eloquently. Our earliest teachers focus on the gift of learning to spell and pronounce words correctly, along with the rules of proper speech; they introduce us to rhetoric and logic, the complex rules of grammar, enabling us not just to speak but to write. As we progress to the top of our education at prestigious universities, grammar remains fundamental in various forms. We learn to communicate in different languages about various topics, but the goal is always to articulate our thoughts clearly, whether orally or in writing. This is the lofty aim that all kinds of dedicated teachers and knowledgeable professors, starting from basic lessons, strive to achieve. The teacher, observing his fertile ground of young minds, keeps a close eye on the development of one important part of these budding individuals—their speech. He hopes we will all eventually learn to speak well, with a bit of luck. “Some of you will write books, craft persuasive articles, and amaze the world, my young friends: others will deliver sermons based on Blair or Lindley Murray, or even Jeremy Taylor and wise Hooker, and become spiritual leaders guiding people toward redemption with eloquent gestures and powerful rhetoric. For some, there’s Parliament and the election process, leading to great heights; these individuals will influence the senate, morning newspapers, and even the cosmos, using their words to liberate humanity and guide our struggling nation along the path we need to take. A path that may not lead to heroic actions, but where noble words are shared—leading us, if not to the true Home of the Gods, at least to something that may somewhat convincingly resemble it!”

So fares it with the son of Adam, in these bewildered epochs; so, from the first opening of his eyes in this world, to his last closing of them, and departure hence. Speak, speak, oh speak;—if thou have any faculty, speak it, or thou diest and it is no faculty! So in universities, and all manner of dames' and other schools, of the very highest class as of the very lowest; and Society at large, when we enter there, confirms with all its brilliant review-articles, successful publications, intellectual tea-circles, literary gazettes, parliamentary eloquences, the grand lesson we had. Other lesson in fact we have none, in these times. If there be a human talent, let it get into the tongue, and make melody with that organ. The talent that can say nothing for itself, what is it? Nothing; or a thing that can do mere drudgeries, and at best make money by railways.

So it goes for the son of Adam in these confusing times; from the moment he first opens his eyes in this world to when he finally closes them and leaves. Speak, speak, oh speak—if you have any ability, express it, or you’ll wither away, and it’s no ability at all! In universities and all kinds of schools, whether the highest or the lowest, and in society at large, when we enter, we’re reminded by all its shining articles, successful publications, intellectual tea gatherings, literary magazines, and parliamentary speeches of the core lesson we've learned. In fact, it’s the only lesson we have in these times. If there’s a human talent, let it find its voice and resonate. A talent that can’t advocate for itself—is it anything? Nothing; or merely something that can do monotonous work and, at best, make money through railroads.

All this is deep-rooted in our habits, in our social, educational and other arrangements; and all this, when we look at it impartially, is astonishing. Directly in the teeth of all this it may be asserted that speaking is by no means the chief faculty a human being can attain to; that his excellence therein is by no means the best test of his general human excellence, or availability in this world; nay that, unless we look well, it is liable to become the very worst test ever devised for said availability. The matter extends very far, down to the very roots of the world, whither the British reader cannot conveniently follow me just now; but I will venture to assert the three following things, and invite him to consider well what truth he can gradually find in them:—

All of this is deeply embedded in our habits, our social, educational, and other systems; and when we examine it objectively, it’s truly remarkable. In direct opposition to all of this, it can be claimed that speaking is by no means the most important skill a person can develop; that excellence in it is not necessarily the best measure of a person's overall human quality or usefulness in this world; in fact, if we’re not careful, it could become the worst measure ever created for such usefulness. This issue goes very deep, down to the very foundations of the world, which the British reader can’t easily explore right now; but I will dare to make the following three assertions and encourage him to reflect on the truth he can gradually uncover in them:—

First, that excellent speech, even speech really excellent, is not, and never was, the chief test of human faculty, or the measure of a man's ability, for any true function whatsoever; on the contrary, that excellent silence needed always to accompany excellent speech, and was and is a much rarer and more difficult gift.

First, that excellent speech, even really excellent speech, is not, and never was, the main test of human ability or the measure of a person's skills for any true purpose; rather, that excellent silence always needed to go hand in hand with excellent speech, and is, and always was, a much rarer and tougher gift.

Secondly, that really excellent speech—which I, being possessed of the Hebrew Bible or Book, as well as of other books in my own and foreign languages, and having occasionally heard a wise man's word among the crowd of unwise, do almost unspeakably esteem, as a human gift—is terribly apt to get confounded with its counterfeit, sham-excellent speech! And furthermore, that if really excellent human speech is among the best of human things, then sham-excellent ditto deserves to be ranked with the very worst. False speech,—capable of becoming, as some one has said, the falsest and basest of all human things:—put the case, one were listening to that as to the truest and noblest! Which, little as we are conscious of it, I take to be the sad lot of many excellent souls among us just now. So many as admire parliamentary eloquence, divine popular literature, and such like, are dreadfully liable to it just now: and whole nations and generations seem as if getting themselves asphyxiaed, constitutionally into their last sleep, by means of it just now!

Secondly, that really great speech—which I, owning the Hebrew Bible and other books in my own and foreign languages, and having occasionally heard wise words amidst the crowd of unwise people, truly value as a remarkable human gift—is often confused with its fake, imitation version! Moreover, if truly excellent human speech is among the best things humans can create, then fake excellent speech deserves to be considered among the very worst. False speech, as someone has said, can be the most deceitful and despicable of all human things: imagine listening to that as if it were the truest and noblest! Little do we realize that this is the unfortunate reality for many excellent souls among us right now. Many who admire political eloquence, divine popular literature, and similar things are extremely vulnerable to this right now: and entire nations and generations seem to be getting themselves asphyxiated, heading into their last sleep because of it at this moment!

For alas, much as we worship speech on all hands, here is a third assertion which a man may venture to make, and invite considerate men to reflect upon: That in these times, and for several generations back, there has been, strictly considered, no really excellent speech at all, but sham-excellent merely; that is to say, false or quasi-false speech getting itself admired and worshipped, instead of detested and suppressed. A truly alarming predicament; and not the less so if we find it a quite pleasant one for the time being, and welcome the advent of asphyxia, as we would that of comfortable natural sleep;—as, in so many senses, we are doing! Surly judges there have been who did not much admire the "Bible of Modern Literature," or anything you could distil from it, in contrast with the ancient Bibles; and found that in the matter of speaking, our far best excellence, where that could be obtained, was excellent silence, which means endurance and exertion, and good work with lips closed; and that our tolerablest speech was of the nature of honest commonplace introduced where indispensable, which only set up for being brief and true, and could not be mistaken for excellent.

For unfortunately, even though we highly value speech everywhere, here’s a third point that one might make and invite thoughtful individuals to consider: That in these times, and for several generations now, there has been, if you look closely, no truly excellent speech at all, just sham excellence; that is to say, false or somewhat false speech gaining admiration and worship instead of being hated and suppressed. This is a genuinely alarming situation; and it’s even more troubling if we find it quite pleasant for the moment and welcome the feeling of suffocation, just like we would welcome a comfortable natural sleep—as, in many ways, we are! There have been grumpy critics who didn’t really appreciate the "Bible of Modern Literature," or anything boiled down from it, in contrast with the ancient Bibles; and found that, when it comes to speaking, our best option, where excellence was available, was to embrace excellent silence, which means patience and effort, and doing good work with our mouths shut; and that our most acceptable speech consisted of honest common sense only expressed when absolutely necessary, which aimed to be brief and truthful, and couldn’t be mistaken for excellence.

These are hard sayings for many a British reader, unconscious of any damage, nay joyfully conscious to himself of much profit, from that side of his possessions. Surely on this side, if on no other, matters stood not ill with him? The ingenuous arts had softened his manners; the parliamentary eloquences supplied him with a succedaneum for government, the popular literatures with the finer sensibilities of the heart: surely on this windward side of things the British reader was not ill off?—Unhappy British reader!

These are tough truths for many British readers, who are unaware of any harm, and even joyfully convinced that they're gaining much from that part of their possessions. Surely, in this regard, if not any other, things weren't so bad for him? The arts had refined his behavior; the speeches in Parliament provided him with a substitute for government, and popular literature gave him a deeper emotional awareness: surely on this windward side of things, the British reader was doing well?—Poor British reader!

In fact, the spiritual detriment we unconsciously suffer, in every province of our affairs, from this our prostrate respect to power of speech is incalculable. For indeed it is the natural consummation of an epoch such as ours. Given a general insincerity of mind for several generations, you will certainly find the Talker established in the place of honor; and the Doer, hidden in the obscure crowd, with activity lamed, or working sorrowfully forward on paths unworthy of him. All men are devoutly prostrate, worshipping the eloquent talker; and no man knows what a scandalous idol he is. Out of whom in the mildest manner, like comfortable natural rest, comes mere asphyxia and death everlasting! Probably there is not in Nature a more distracted phantasm than your commonplace eloquent speaker, as he is found on platforms, in parliaments, on Kentucky stumps, at tavern-dinners, in windy, empty, insincere times like ours. The "excellent Stump-orator," as our admiring Yankee friends define him, he who in any occurrent set of circumstances can start forth, mount upon his "stump," his rostrum, tribune, place in parliament, or other ready elevation, and pour forth from him his appropriate "excellent speech," his interpretation of the said circumstances, in such manner as poor windy mortals round him shall cry bravo to,—he is not an artist I can much admire, as matters go! Alas, he is in general merely the windiest mortal of them all; and is admired for being so, into the bargain. Not a windy blockhead there who kept silent but is better off than this excellent stump-orator. Better off, for a great many reasons; for this reason, were there no other: the silent one is not admired; the silent suspects, perhaps partly admits, that he is a kind of blockhead, from which salutary self-knowledge the excellent stump-orator is debarred. A mouthpiece of Chaos to poor benighted mortals that lend ear to him as to a voice from Cosmos, this excellent stump-orator fills me with amazement. Not empty these musical wind-utterances of his; they are big with prophecy; they announce, too audibly to me, that the end of many things is drawing nigh!

In fact, the spiritual damage we unknowingly endure in every aspect of our lives due to our submissive respect for the power of speech is immeasurable. It truly reflects the natural outcome of an era like ours. After several generations of widespread insincerity, you'll definitely find the Talker in the spotlight, while the Doer remains hidden in the background, either hindered in their actions or trudging along unworthy paths. Everyone is devotedly bowing down, worshipping the eloquent speaker, and no one realizes what a scandalous idol he is. From him, in the gentlest way, like a comfortable natural rest, comes nothing but suffocation and everlasting death! There’s probably nothing in nature more distracting than your average eloquent speaker, as seen on stages, in parliaments, on Kentucky stumps, at tavern dinners, in the windy, empty, insincere times like ours. The "excellent Stump-orator," as our admiring Yankee friends call him, is someone who can step up under any circumstances, get on his "stump," his platform, or any other available height, and deliver his so-called "excellent speech," interpreting the situation in a way that the poor, simple-minded people around him applaud—he’s not an artist I can particularly admire! Unfortunately, he's generally just the most superficial of them all, and he garners admiration for being so. Not a single windy fool who stayed quiet is worse off than this so-called excellent stump-orator. They're better off for a lot of reasons; simply put, the silent one isn’t admired; the quiet one might suspect—and perhaps somewhat accept—that they’re a kind of fool, which is a valuable self-awareness that the excellent stump-orator lacks. As a mouthpiece of Chaos to poor, confused mortals who listen to him as if he were a voice from the Cosmos, this excellent stump-orator fills me with astonishment. His hollow musical phrases aren’t empty; they are heavy with prophecy; they all too plainly tell me that the end of many things is approaching!

Let the British reader consider it a little; he too is not a little interested in it. Nay he, and the European reader in general, but he chiefly in these days, will require to consider it a great deal,—and to take important steps in consequence by and by, if I mistake not. And in the mean while, sunk as he himself is in that bad element, and like a jaundiced man struggling to discriminate yellow colors,—he will have to meditate long before he in any measure get the immense meanings of the thing brought home to him; and discern, with astonishment, alarm, and almost terror and despair, towards what fatal issues, in our Collective Wisdom and elsewhere, this notion of talent meaning eloquent speech, so obstinately entertained this long while, has been leading us! Whosoever shall look well into origins and issues, will find this of eloquence and the part it now plays in our affairs, to be one of the gravest phenomena; and the excellent stump-orator of these days to be not only a ridiculous but still more a highly tragical personage. While the many listen to him, the few are used to pass rapidly, with some gust of scornful laughter, some growl of impatient malediction; but he deserves from this latter class a much more serious attention.

Let the British reader think about this for a moment; he is also quite interested in it. In fact, both he and European readers in general—mostly him these days—will need to think about it a lot and take important actions later on if I’m not mistaken. Meanwhile, as he finds himself surrounded by that negative environment, like a person with jaundice struggling to see different shades of yellow, he will have to reflect for a long time before he can truly grasp the immense meanings of the situation and realize, with shock, concern, and almost fear and hopelessness, the disastrous consequences to which this long-held belief that talent equates to eloquent speech has been leading us in our Collective Wisdom and beyond! Anyone who closely examines origins and outcomes will find the issue of eloquence and its current role in our affairs to be one of the most serious issues; and today’s great stump speaker is not just a laughable figure but also a deeply tragic one. While many listen to him, a few quickly move on with scornful laughter or frustrated curses; however, he deserves much more serious attention from this latter group.

In the old Ages, when Universities and Schools were first instituted, this function of the schoolmaster, to teach mere speaking, was the natural one. In those healthy times, guided by silent instincts and the monition of Nature, men had from of old been used to teach themselves what it was essential to learn, by the one sure method of learning anything, practical apprenticeship to it. This was the rule for all classes; as it now is the rule, unluckily, for only one class. The Working Man as yet sought only to know his craft; and educated himself sufficiently by ploughing and hammering, under the conditions given, and in fit relation to the persons given: a course of education, then as now and ever, really opulent in manful culture and instruction to him; teaching him many solid virtues, and most indubitably useful knowledges; developing in him valuable faculties not a few both to do and to endure,—among which the faculty of elaborate grammatical utterance, seeing he had so little of extraordinary to utter, or to learn from spoken or written utterances, was not bargained for; the grammar of Nature, which he learned from his mother, being still amply sufficient for him. This was, as it still is, the grand education of the Working Man.

In ancient times, when universities and schools were first established, the role of the teacher focused on teaching just speaking was the natural approach. During those healthy periods, guided by natural instincts and the guidance of nature, people had long been used to teaching themselves what they needed to know through the one reliable method of learning—hands-on experience. This was the standard for everyone; unfortunately, it has become the standard only for one group today. The working man sought only to master his trade and educated himself just fine through farming and crafting, adapting to the circumstances and those around him. That kind of education, both then and now, was truly rich in practical skills and character development, instilling many solid virtues and undeniably useful knowledge. It nurtured in him valuable abilities to both act and endure—among which the ability to articulate complex grammatical sentences was not necessary since he had so little extraordinary to express or learn from spoken or written words. The grammar of nature he learned from his mother was still more than sufficient for him. This was, and still is, the foundation of the working man's education.

As for the Priest, though his trade was clearly of a reading and speaking nature, he knew also in those veracious times that grammar, if needful, was by no means the one thing needful, or the chief thing. By far the chief thing needful, and indeed the one thing then as now, was, That there should be in him the feeling and the practice of reverence to God and to men; that in his life's core there should dwell, spoken or silent, a ray of pious wisdom fit for illuminating dark human destinies;—not so much that he should possess the art of speech, as that he should have something to speak! And for that latter requisite the Priest also trained himself by apprenticeship, by actual attempt to practise, by manifold long-continued trial, of a devout and painful nature, such as his superiors prescribed to him. This, when once judged satisfactory, procured him ordination; and his grammar-learning, in the good times of priesthood, was very much of a parergon with him, as indeed in all times it is intrinsically quite insignificant in comparison.

As for the Priest, even though his job was clearly about reading and speaking, he understood in those honest times that grammar, if necessary, wasn’t the most important thing. The most important thing—then as now—was that he had a sense of reverence for God and for people; that at the core of his life, there would be a bit of pious wisdom capable of shining light on dark human paths;—not so much that he should master the art of speech, but that he should have something meaningful to say! To prepare for that, the Priest also trained himself through apprenticeship, by actually trying to practice, and through many long, challenging trials that his superiors set for him. Once deemed satisfactory, this earned him ordination; and during the good days of priesthood, his study of grammar was pretty much secondary to him, just as it is fundamentally unimportant in any time.

The young Noble again, for whom grammar schoolmasters were first hired and high seminaries founded, he too without these, or above and over these, had from immemorial time been used to learn his business by apprenticeship. The young Noble, before the schoolmaster as after him, went apprentice to some elder noble; entered himself as page with some distinguished earl or duke; and here, serving upwards from step to step, under wise monition, learned his chivalries, his practice of arms and of courtesies, his baronial duties and manners, and what it would beseem him to do and to be in the world,—by practical attempt of his own, and example of one whose life was a daily concrete pattern for him. To such a one, already filled with intellectual substance, and possessing what we may call the practical gold-bullion of human culture, it was an obvious improvement that he should be taught to speak it out of him on occasion; that he should carry a spiritual banknote producible on demand for what of "gold-bullion" he had, not so negotiable otherwise, stored in the cellars of his mind. A man, with wisdom, insight and heroic worth already acquired for him, naturally demanded of the schoolmaster this one new faculty, the faculty of uttering in fit words what he had. A valuable superaddition of faculty:—and yet we are to remember it was scarcely a new faculty; it was but the tangible sign of what other faculties the man had in the silent state: and many a rugged inarticulate chief of men, I can believe, was most enviably "educated," who had not a Book on his premises; whose signature, a true sign-manual, was the stamp of his iron hand duly inked and clapt upon the parchment; and whose speech in Parliament, like the growl of lions, did indeed convey his meaning, but would have torn Lindley Murray's nerves to pieces! To such a one the schoolmaster adjusted himself very naturally in that manner; as a man wanted for teaching grammatical utterance; the thing to utter being already there. The thing to utter, here was the grand point! And perhaps this is the reason why among earnest nations, as among the Romans for example, the craft of the schoolmaster was held in little regard; for indeed as mere teacher of grammar, of ciphering on the abacus and such like, how did he differ much from the dancing-master or fencing-master, or deserve much regard?—Such was the rule in the ancient healthy times.

The young nobleman, for whom grammar school teachers were first hired and advanced institutions were established, has traditionally learned his trade through apprenticeship. Before and after his schooling, the young noble would become an apprentice to an older noble; he would serve as a page to a distinguished earl or duke. In this role, as he progressed step by step under wise guidance, he learned about chivalry, how to handle weapons and be courteous, his responsibilities and etiquette as a baron, and what he needed to do and be in the world—through practical experience and the example of someone whose life served as a daily model for him. For someone already rich in knowledge and embodying the practical essence of human culture, it was clearly beneficial for him to be taught how to express this knowledge when needed; he should have a kind of spiritual currency he could present on demand for the "gold" he had, not easily exchanged otherwise, stored deep in his mind. A man who had already gained wisdom, insight, and admirable qualities naturally sought this new skill from the schoolmaster—the skill of articulating in appropriate words what he had inside. This was a valuable addition to his abilities; however, it's important to remember that it was hardly a new skill; it was simply a visible sign of the other abilities he possessed silently. Many a rugged leader, I believe, was envy-inducing "educated," who had no books at all; whose signature— a true sign-manual—was the mark of his iron hand duly pressed upon the parchment; and whose speeches in Parliament, like lions' roars, expressed his intentions but would have shattered Lindley Murray's nerves! The schoolmaster adapted himself to such a person quite naturally, as someone needed to teach him how to express himself grammatically; the content to express was already present. The content to express, that was the key point! Perhaps this explains why, among serious nations like the Romans, the role of the schoolmaster was held in low esteem; as merely a teacher of grammar, arithmetic, and similar subjects, how did he really differ from a dance teacher or a fencing instructor, or earn much respect?—Such was the norm in the ancient, robust times.

Can it be doubtful that this is still the rule of human education; that the human creature needs first of all to be educated not that he may speak, but that he may have something weighty and valuable to say! If speech is the bank-note of an inward capital of culture, of insight and noble human worth, then speech is precious, and the art of speech shall be honored. But if there is no inward capital; if speech represent no real culture of the mind, but an imaginary culture; no bullion, but the fatal and now almost hopeless deficit of such? Alas, alas, said bank-note is then a forged one; passing freely current in the market; but bringing damages to the receiver, to the payer, and to all the world, which are in sad truth infallible, and of amount incalculable. Few think of it at present; but the truth remains forever so. In parliaments and other loud assemblages, your eloquent talk, disunited from Nature and her facts, is taken as wisdom and the correct image of said facts: but Nature well knows what it is, Nature will not have it as such, and will reject your forged note one day, with huge costs. The foolish traders in the market pass freely, nothing doubting, and rejoice in the dexterous execution of the piece: and so it circulates from hand to hand, and from class to class; gravitating ever downwards towards the practical class; till at last it reaches some poor working hand, who can pass it no farther, but must take it to the bank to get bread with it, and there the answer is, "Unhappy caitiff, this note is forged. It does not mean performance and reality, in parliaments and elsewhere, for thy behoof; it means fallacious semblance of performance; and thou, poor dupe, art thrown into the stocks on offering it here!"

Can there be any doubt that this is still the principle of human education; that a person needs to be educated not just to speak, but to have something meaningful and valuable to say? If speech is like the currency of an inner wealth of knowledge, insight, and genuine human value, then it is precious, and the skill of speaking should be respected. But if there’s no inner wealth; if speech represents no true understanding, but only an illusion of culture; no real value, but instead the serious and now nearly hopeless lack of it? Alas, that currency is then a forged one; it circulates freely in the market, causing harm to the receiver, the giver, and to everyone else, which is in fact unavoidable and immeasurable. Few consider this today; but the truth remains unchanged. In parliaments and other noisy gatherings, your eloquent chatter, disconnected from reality and nature, is accepted as wisdom and an accurate reflection of those facts: but nature knows the truth, will not accept it as such, and will eventually expose your counterfeit currency at great cost. The gullible traders in the market pass it around, unaware, and delight in the cleverness of the deception; it continues to circulate from person to person and from class to class, gradually making its way down to the working class; until it finally reaches a poor worker who can’t pass it any further, must take it to the bank to buy bread, and there the response is, "Unfortunate soul, this currency is forged. It offers no real value or truth, in parliaments or anywhere else, for your benefit; it represents a false appearance of value; and you, poor fool, will end up punished for presenting it here!"

Alas, alas, looking abroad over Irish difficulties, Mosaic sweating-establishments, French barricades, and an anarchic Europe, is it not as if all the populations of the world were rising or had risen into incendiary madness;—unable longer to endure such an avalanche of forgeries, and of penalties in consequence, as had accumulated upon them? The speaker is "excellent;" the notes he does are beautiful? Beautifully fit for the market, yes; he is an excellent artist in his business;—and the more excellent he is, the more is my desire to lay him by the heels, and fling him into the treadmill, that I might save the poor sweating tailors, French Sansculottes, and Irish Sanspotatoes from bearing the smart!

Alas, looking at the troubles in Ireland, the sweatshops, the French barricades, and a chaotic Europe, doesn’t it feel like all the people in the world are either rising up or have already gone mad? They just can't take the weight of all the lies and the consequences piling up against them anymore. The speaker is "amazing;" his notes are beautiful—beautifully marketable, sure; he is a great artist in his field—but the better he is, the more I want to put him in his place and throw him into the grind, so I can spare the poor tired tailors, French Sansculottes, and Irish Sanspotatoes from suffering the consequences!

For the smart must be borne; some one must bear it, as sure as God lives. Every word of man is either a note or a forged note:—have these eternal skies forgotten to be in earnest, think you, because men go grinning like enchanted apes? Foolish souls, this now as of old is the unalterable law of your existence. If you know the truth and do it, the Universe itself seconds you, bears you on to sure victory everywhere:—and, observe, to sure defeat everywhere if you do not do the truth. And alas, if you know only the eloquent fallacious semblance of the truth, what chance is there of your ever doing it? You will do something very different from it, I think!—He who well considers, will find this same "art of speech," as we moderns have it, to be a truly astonishing product of the Ages; and the longer he considers it, the more astonishing and alarming. I reckon it the saddest of all the curses that now lie heavy on us. With horror and amazement, one perceives that this much-celebrated "art," so diligently practised in all corners of the world just now, is the chief destroyer of whatever good is born to us (softly, swiftly shutting up all nascent good, as if under exhausted glass receivers, there to choke and die); and the grand parent manufactory of evil to us,—as it were, the last finishing and varnishing workshop of all the Devil's ware that circulates under the sun. No Devil's sham is fit for the market till it have been polished and enamelled here; this is the general assaying-house for such, where the artists examine and answer, "Fit for the market; not fit!" Words will not express what mischiefs the misuse of words has done, and is doing, in these heavy-laden generations.

For the wise must carry their burdens; someone has to, just as surely as God exists. Every word spoken by humans is either genuine or a counterfeit: do you think these eternal skies have become indifferent just because people are grinning like enchanted monkeys? Foolish souls, this is, as it always has been, the unchangeable law of your existence. If you know the truth and act on it, the Universe itself supports you, guiding you to certain victory everywhere; and, take note, to inevitable defeat everywhere if you don't act on the truth. And unfortunately, if you only grasp the eloquent but false appearance of the truth, what chance do you have of ever acting on it? You'll end up doing something very different, I believe! Those who reflect will find this "art of speech," as we moderns call it, to be a truly remarkable product of the Ages; and the more they contemplate it, the more astonishing and concerning it becomes. I consider it one of the saddest curses that weigh heavily on us now. With horror and wonder, one realizes that this much-lauded "art," so actively practiced everywhere today, is the main destroyer of any good that comes our way (silently and swiftly stifling all emerging good, as if under sealed containers, causing it to suffocate and die); and the main factory producing evil for us, as if it were the final finishing workshop for all the Devil's goods that circulate under the sun. No charlatan's product is suitable for the market until it has been polished and coated here; this is where such things are tested, and the artists declare, "Fit for the market; not fit!" Words cannot capture the damage that the misuse of words has caused and continues to cause in these burdened times.

Do you want a man not to practise what he believes, then encourage him to keep often speaking it in words. Every time he speaks it, the tendency to do it will grow less. His empty speech of what he believes, will be a weariness and an affliction to the wise man. But do you wish his empty speech of what he believes, to become farther an insincere speech of what he does not believe? Celebrate to him his gift of speech; assure him that he shall rise in Parliament by means of it, and achieve great things without any performance; that eloquent speech, whether performed or not, is admirable. My friends, eloquent unperformed speech, in Parliament or elsewhere, is horrible! The eloquent man that delivers, in Parliament or elsewhere, a beautiful speech, and will perform nothing of it, but leaves it as if already performed,—what can you make of that man? He has enrolled himself among the Ignes Fatui and Children of the Wind; means to serve, as beautifully illuminated Chinese Lantern, in that corps henceforth. I think, the serviceable thing you could do to that man, if permissible, would be a severe one: To clip off a bit of his eloquent tongue by way of penance and warning; another bit, if he again spoke without performing; and so again, till you had clipt the whole tongue away from him,—and were delivered, you and he, from at least one miserable mockery: "There, eloquent friend, see now in silence if there be any redeeming deed in thee; of blasphemous wind-eloquence, at least, we shall have no more!" How many pretty men have gone this road, escorted by the beautifulest marching music from all the "public organs;" and have found at last that it ended—where? It is the broad road, that leads direct to Limbo and the Kingdom of the Inane. Gifted men, and once valiant nations, and as it were the whole world with one accord, are marching thither, in melodious triumph, all the drums and hautboys giving out their cheerfulest Ca-ira. It is the universal humor of the world just now. My friends, I am very sure you will arrive, unless you halt!—

Do you want a man not to act on his beliefs? Then encourage him to keep talking about them often. Every time he talks, the likelihood of him actually doing it will decrease. His empty discussions about his beliefs will become a burden and a pain to the wise. But if you want his empty talk about his beliefs to turn into insincere talk about what he doesn’t believe, praise his gift for gab; let him know he can rise in Parliament through it and achieve great things without taking any real action; that eloquent speech, whether followed by action or not, is admirable. My friends, eloquent unfulfilled speech, in Parliament or anywhere else, is terrible! The eloquent person who delivers a beautiful speech and doesn’t back it up with actions, leaving it as if it’s already done—what can you make of that man? He has joined the Ignes Fatui and Children of the Wind; he intends to serve, like a beautifully lit Chinese lantern, in that group from now on. I think the most useful thing you could do for that man, if it were allowed, would be a harsh one: to cut a bit off his eloquent tongue as a form of penance and warning; take another piece if he speaks without acting again; and keep going until you’ve taken his whole tongue away—so both you and he are freed from at least one miserable mockery: "There, eloquent friend, now see in silence if there’s any good action in you; we'll hear no more of your hollow wind-bag eloquence!" How many charming men have taken this path, cheered on by the finest marching music from all the "public media;" and in the end, where did it lead them? It’s the broad road straight to Limbo and the Kingdom of the Empty. Gifted individuals, once brave nations, and practically the whole world are marching there together, in joyful triumph, with all the drums and oboes playing their happiest Ca-ira. It’s the current trend in the world. My friends, I’m quite sure you’ll arrive, unless you stop!

Considered as the last finish of education, or of human culture, worth and acquirement, the art of speech is noble, and even divine; it is like the kindling of a Heaven's light to show us what a glorious world exists, and has perfected itself, in a man. But if no world exist in the man; if nothing but continents of empty vapor, of greedy self-conceits, common-place hearsays, and indistinct loomings of a sordid chaos exist in him, what will be the use of "light" to show us that? Better a thousand times that such a man do not speak; but keep his empty vapor and his sordid chaos to himself, hidden to the utmost from all beholders. To look on that, can be good for no human beholder; to look away from that, must be good. And if, by delusive semblances of rhetoric, logic, first-class degrees, and the aid of elocution-masters and parliamentary reporters, the poor proprietor of said chaos should be led to persuade himself, and get others persuaded,—which it is the nature of his sad task to do, and which, in certain eras of the world, it is fatally possible to do,—that this is a cosmos which he owns; that he, being so perfect in tongue-exercise and full of college-honors, is an "educated" man, and pearl of great price in his generation; that round him, and his parliament emulously listening to him, as round some divine apple of gold set in a picture of silver, all the world should gather to adore: what is likely to become of him and the gathering world? An apple of Sodom set in the clusters of Gomorrah: that, little as he suspects it, is the definition of the poor chaotically eloquent man, with his emulous parliament and miserable adoring world!—Considered as the whole of education, or human culture, which it now is in our modern manners; all apprenticeship except to mere handicraft having fallen obsolete, and the "educated man" being with us emphatically and exclusively the man that can speak well with tongue or pen, and astonish men by the quantities of speech he has heard ("tremendous reader," "walking encyclopaedia," and such like),—the Art of Speech is probably definable in that case as the short summary of all the Black Arts put together.

Considered the ultimate goal of education and human culture, the art of speech is noble and even divine; it’s like igniting a light from heaven to reveal the amazing world that exists within a person. However, if there is no world within that person—if they are filled only with empty thoughts, self-importance, shallow gossip, and a vague sense of chaos—what good is "light" to show us that? It would be better a thousand times for such a person to remain silent, keeping their emptiness and chaos hidden from everyone. Witnessing that would benefit no one; it’s better to look away. If, through clever rhetoric, logic, impressive degrees, and the help of speech coaches and skilled reporters, the unfortunate owner of this chaos tries to convince themselves and others—that it’s a universe they possess; that they, being so skilled at expressing themselves and decorated with honors, are an "educated" individual, a treasure of their time; that the brilliant parliament listens to them as if they are a divine golden apple in a silver frame, drawing the whole world to admire them—what will happen to them and that gathering crowd? It would be like a Sodom apple situated amid the clusters of Gomorrah: little do they know that defines the chaotically eloquent person, their envious audience, and the miserable world that adores them!—In our current society, where this is the essence of education and culture; where all forms of apprenticeship aside from practical skills have become outdated, and the "educated person" is now solely defined as someone who can speak eloquently and impress others with the vast amounts of speech they have “consumed” (“incredible reader,” “walking encyclopedia,” etc.)—the Art of Speech might be seen as a compilation of all the Black Arts combined.

But the Schoolmaster is secondary, an effect rather than a cause in this matter: what the Schoolmaster with his universities shall manage or attempt to teach will be ruled by what the Society with its practical industries is continually demanding that men should learn. We spoke once of vital lungs for Society: and in fact this question always rises as the alpha and omega of social questions, What methods the Society has of summoning aloft into the high places, for its help and governance, the wisdom that is born to it in all places, and of course is born chiefly in the more populous or lower places? For this, if you will consider it, expresses the ultimate available result, and net sum-total, of all the efforts, struggles and confused activities that go on in the Society; and determines whether they are true and wise efforts, certain to be victorious, or false and foolish, certain to be futile, and to fall captive and caitiff. How do men rise in your Society? In all Societies, Turkey included, and I suppose Dahomey included, men do rise; but the question of questions always is, What kind of men? Men of noble gifts, or men of ignoble? It is the one or the other; and a life-and-death inquiry which! For in all places and all times, little as you may heed it, Nature most silently but most inexorably demands that it be the one and not the other. And you need not try to palm an ignoble sham upon her, and call it noble; for she is a judge. And her penalties, as quiet as she looks, are terrible: amounting to world-earthquakes, to anarchy and death everlasting; and admit of no appeal!—

But the Schoolmaster is secondary, more of a result than a cause in this situation: what the Schoolmaster, with his universities, manages or tries to teach will be dictated by what Society, with its practical industries, is constantly demanding that people learn. We once talked about crucial influences for Society: this question consistently emerges as the foundation of societal issues—what methods Society uses to bring the knowledge that exists everywhere, particularly from the more populated or lower areas, into the higher realms for its assistance and governance? This question expresses the ultimate outcome and total result of all the efforts, struggles, and chaotic activities occurring in Society; it determines whether they are genuine and wise endeavors that are bound to succeed or false and foolish ones, destined to fail and become powerless. How do people rise in your Society? In all Societies, including Turkey and perhaps Dahomey, people do rise; but the critical question is, what kind of people? Are they of noble character or not? It can only be one or the other; and that’s a life-and-death question! Because in all places and at all times, whether you realize it or not, Nature demands—quietly but firmly—that it be one and not the other. You can't trick her with a lowly pretense and call it noble; she is a judge. And her penalties, as calm as she may appear, are severe: they can lead to global upheavals, chaos, and eternal death, with no chance for appeal!

Surely England still flatters herself that she has lungs; that she can still breathe a little? Or is it that the poor creature, driven into mere blind industrialisms; and as it were, gone pearl-diving this long while many fathoms deep, and tearing up the oyster-beds so as never creature did before, hardly knows,—so busy in the belly of the oyster chaos, where is no thought of "breathing,"—whether she has lungs or not? Nations of a robust habit, and fine deep chest, can sometimes take in a deal of breath before diving; and live long, in the muddy deeps, without new breath: but they too come to need it at last, and will die if they cannot get it!

Surely England still believes it has lungs; that it can still breathe a little? Or is it that the poor country, pushed into blind industrialism and having gone pearl-diving for so long, digging deep into the oyster beds like never before, hardly knows—so busy in the chaos of the oyster's belly, where there’s no thought of "breathing"—whether it has lungs or not? Nations with a strong build and deep chest can sometimes hold their breath for a long time before diving and can survive for a while in the muddy depths without a fresh breath: but they too eventually need it, and will die if they can't get it!

To the gifted soul that is born in England, what is the career, then, that will carry him, amid noble Olympic dust, up to the immortal gods? For his country's sake, that it may not lose the service he was born capable of doing it; for his own sake, that his life be not choked and perverted, and his light from Heaven be not changed into lightning from the Other Place,—it is essential that there be such a career. The country that can offer no career in that case, is a doomed country; nay it is already a dead country: it has secured the ban of Heaven upon it; will not have Heaven's light, will have the Other Place's lightning; and may consider itself as appointed to expire, in frightful coughings of street musketry or otherwise, on a set day, and to be in the eye of law dead. In no country is there not some career, inviting to it either the noble Hero, or the tough Greek of the Lower Empire: which of the two do your careers invite? There is no question more important. The kind of careers you offer in countries still living, determines with perfect exactness the kind of the life that is in them,—whether it is natural blessed life, or galvanic accursed ditto, and likewise what degree of strength is in the same.

To the talented individual born in England, what kind of career will elevate him, amidst noble Olympic dust, to the immortal gods? For the sake of his country, so it does not lose the valuable contributions he is capable of making; for his own sake, so that his life is not suffocated and distorted, and his divine light does not turn into destructive lightning from below—it is crucial that such a career exists. A country that offers no such opportunity is a doomed country; in fact, it is already a dead country: it has secured divine disfavor; it will lack heavenly light and will be struck by otherworldly lightning; and it should see itself as destined to perish, in terrible convulsions of urban violence or otherwise, on a predetermined date, and to be legally regarded as dead. No country is without some career that calls to either the noble Hero or the resilient commoner of the Lower Empire: which of the two do your careers attract? There is no question more significant. The types of careers available in thriving countries precisely determine the quality of life within them—whether it is a naturally blessed life or an accursed, artificially stimulated existence, and also what level of vitality exists in the latter.

Our English careers to born genius are twofold. There is the silent or unlearned career of the Industrialisms, which are very many among us; and there is the articulate or learned career of the three professions, Medicine, Law (under which we may include Politics), and the Church. Your born genius, therefore, will first have to ask himself, Whether he can hold his tongue or cannot? True, all human talent, especially all deep talent, is a talent to do, and is intrinsically of silent nature; inaudible, like the Sphere Harmonies and Eternal Melodies, of which it is an incarnated fraction. All real talent, I fancy, would much rather, if it listened only to Nature's monitions, express itself in rhythmic facts than in melodious words, which latter at best, where they are good for anything, are only a feeble echo and shadow or foreshadow of the former. But talents differ much in this of power to be silent; and circumstances, of position, opportunity and such like, modify them still more;—and Nature's monitions, oftenest quite drowned in foreign hearsays, are by no means the only ones listened to in deciding!—The Industrialisms are all of silent nature; and some of them are heroic and eminently human; others, again, we may call unheroic, not eminently human: beaverish rather, but still honest; some are even vulpine, altogether inhuman and dishonest. Your born genius must make his choice.

Our English careers for those with natural talent are twofold. There’s the quiet or unlearned path of various industries that many of us follow; and then there’s the articulate or educated path of the three professions: Medicine, Law (which includes Politics), and the Church. So, your natural talent must first ask themselves: Can they keep quiet or not? It’s true that all human talent, especially deeper talent, is about doing and is inherently quiet; it’s inaudible, like the Harmonies of the Spheres and Eternal Melodies, of which it is a living part. I think all true talent would prefer, if it followed Nature’s guidance, to express itself through tangible actions rather than through pretty words, which at best, when they’re meaningful, are just a faint echo or shadow of the former. But talents vary greatly in their capacity to stay silent; and factors like position, opportunity, and such further influence them—Nature’s guidance is often completely overwhelmed by outside opinions, which aren’t the only ones considered in making decisions! The various industries are all inherently quiet; some are heroic and genuinely human; while others might be seen as unheroic or less than human: more like beavers, yet still honest; some are even vulpine, totally inhuman and dishonest. Your natural talent must make their choice.

If a soul is born with divine intelligence, and has its lips touched with hallowed fire, in consecration for high enterprises under the sun, this young soul will find the question asked of him by England every hour and moment: "Canst thou turn thy human intelligence into the beaver sort, and make honest contrivance, and accumulation of capital by it? If so, do it; and avoid the vulpine kind, which I don't recommend. Honest triumphs in engineering and machinery await thee; scrip awaits thee, commercial successes, kingship in the counting-room, on the stock-exchange;—thou shalt be the envy of surrounding flunkies, and collect into a heap more gold than a dray-horse can draw."—"Gold, so much gold?" answers the ingenuous soul, with visions of the envy of surrounding flunkies dawning on him; and in very many cases decides that he will contract himself into beaverism, and with such a horse-draught of gold, emblem of a never-imagined success in beaver heroism, strike the surrounding flunkies yellow.

If a soul is born with divine intelligence and has its lips touched with sacred fire, prepared for great endeavors in the world, this young soul will constantly hear the question from England: "Can you turn your human intelligence into the kind that builds and accumulates honest wealth? If so, go ahead; just steer clear of the sneaky kind, which I do not recommend. True victories in engineering and technology are waiting for you; opportunities for investment, commercial successes, and even leadership in finance await you—you will be the envy of those around you and gather more gold than a heavy cart can carry."—"Gold, so much gold?" responds the eager soul, imagining the jealousy of those around him; and in many cases, he decides to embrace this industrious path, believing that with a fortune of gold, symbolizing an unimaginable success in industriousness, he will dazzle those nearby.

This is our common course; this is in some sort open to every creature, what we call the beaver career; perhaps more open in England, taking in America too, than it ever was in any country before. And, truly, good consequences follow out of it: who can be blind to them? Half of a most excellent and opulent result is realized to us in this way; baleful only when it sets up (as too often now) for being the whole result. A half-result which will be blessed and heavenly so soon as the other half is had,—namely wisdom to guide the first half. Let us honor all honest human power of contrivance in its degree. The beaver intellect, so long as it steadfastly refuses to be vulpine, and answers the tempter pointing out short routes to it with an honest "No, no," is truly respectable to me; and many a highflying speaker and singer whom I have known, has appeared to me much less of a developed man than certain of my mill-owning, agricultural, commercial, mechanical, or otherwise industrial friends, who have held their peace all their days and gone on in the silent state. If a man can keep his intellect silent, and make it even into honest beaverism, several very manful moralities, in danger of wreck on other courses, may comport well with that, and give it a genuine and partly human character; and I will tell him, in these days he may do far worse with himself and his intellect than change it into beaverism, and make honest money with it. If indeed he could become a heroic industrial, and have a life "eminently human"! But that is not easy at present. Probably some ninety-nine out of every hundred of our gifted souls, who have to seek a career for themselves, go this beaver road. Whereby the first half-result, national wealth namely, is plentifully realized; and only the second half, or wisdom to guide it, is dreadfully behindhand.

This is our common path; it's somewhat open to every being, what we call the "beaver career." It might be more accessible in England, including America, than it has ever been in any country before. And, truly, good outcomes come from it; who can ignore them? Half of a very excellent and wealthy result is achieved this way—only harmful when it tries (as it often does now) to claim to be the whole result. This half-result will be blessed and heavenly as soon as we achieve the other half—namely, the wisdom to guide the first half. Let’s appreciate all honest human ability to create in its own right. The beaver intellect, as long as it firmly refuses to take shortcuts suggested by the tempter, answering with a genuine "No, no," is truly admirable to me; and many high-minded speakers and singers I've known seem less developed to me than some of my friends who own mills, farm, trade, or work in other industries, who have stayed quiet throughout their lives. If a person can keep their intellect quiet and turn it into honest beaverism, several strong moral principles, which might be at risk of failing through other paths, can align well with that and give it a genuine and somewhat human quality; and I'll tell you, in these times, they could do far worse with themselves and their intellect than turn it into beaverism and earn honest money with it. If only they could become a heroic industrialist and have a life that is "eminently human"! But that's not easy at the moment. Probably around ninety-nine out of every hundred of our talented individuals, who need to carve out a career for themselves, take this beaver route. As a result, the first half-result, national wealth, is abundantly realized; and only the second half, or wisdom to guide it, is horribly lacking.

But now if the gifted soul be not of taciturn nature, be of vivid, impatient, rapidly productive nature, and aspire much to give itself sensible utterance,—I find that, in this case, the field it has in England is narrow to an extreme; is perhaps narrower than ever offered itself, for the like object, in this world before. Parliament, Church, Law: let the young vivid soul turn whither he will for a career, he finds among variable conditions one condition invariable, and extremely surprising, That the proof of excellence is to be done by the tongue. For heroism that will not speak, but only act, there is no account kept:—The English Nation does not need that silent kind, then, but only the talking kind? Most astonishing. Of all the organs a man has, there is none held in account, it would appear, but the tongue he uses for talking. Premiership, woolsack, mitre, and quasi-crown: all is attainable if you can talk with due ability. Everywhere your proof-shot is to be a well-fired volley of talk. Contrive to talk well, you will get to Heaven, the modern Heaven of the English. Do not talk well, only work well, and heroically hold your peace, you have no chance whatever to get thither; with your utmost industry you may get to Threadneedle Street, and accumulate more gold than a dray-horse can draw. Is not this a very wonderful arrangement?

But now, if a gifted person isn't quiet by nature and instead is lively, impatient, and quickly productive, wanting to express themselves clearly, I find that in England, the opportunities are extremely limited—perhaps more limited than they've ever been for someone with similar goals in this world. Whether it's Parliament, the Church, or the Law: wherever the young, vibrant individual looks for a career, they encounter one surprising, unchanging condition among all the varying circumstances: that excellence must be proven through words. There’s no recognition for heroism that speaks through actions alone—do we really only need vocal types in the English nation? It's astonishing. Of all the faculties a person possesses, it seems the only one that matters is their ability to speak. Whether it's a premiership, a position on the woolsack, a mitre, or something resembling a crown: everything is within reach if you can talk well. Everywhere, the measure of success is a well-delivered speech. If you manage to speak well, you will ascend to the modern Heaven of the English. If you don't speak well, even if you work hard and heroically remain silent, you have no chance of making it there; with all your effort, you might reach Threadneedle Street and amass more wealth than a dray horse can carry. Isn't this a remarkable arrangement?

I have heard of races done by mortals tied in sacks; of human competitors, high aspirants, climbing heavenward on the soaped pole; seizing the soaped pig; and clutching with cleft fist, at full gallop, the fated goose tied aloft by its foot;—which feats do prove agility, toughness and other useful faculties in man: but this of dexterous talk is probably as strange a competition as any. And the question rises, Whether certain of these other feats, or perhaps an alternation of all of them, relieved now and then by a bout of grinning through the collar, might not be profitably substituted for the solitary proof-feat of talk, now getting rather monotonous by its long continuance? Alas, Mr. Bull, I do find it is all little other than a proof of toughness, which is a quality I respect, with more or less expenditure of falsity and astucity superadded, which I entirely condemn. Toughness plus astucity:—perhaps a simple wooden mast set up in Palace-Yard, well soaped and duly presided over, might be the honester method? Such a method as this by trial of talk, for filling your chief offices in Church and State, was perhaps never heard of in the solar system before. You are quite used to it, my poor friend; and nearly dead by the consequences of it: but in the other Planets, as in other epochs of your own Planet it would have done had you proposed it, the thing awakens incredulous amazement, world-wide Olympic laughter, which ends in tempestuous hootings, in tears and horror! My friend, if you can, as heretofore this good while, find nobody to take care of your affairs but the expertest talker, it is all over with your affairs and you. Talk never yet could guide any man's or nation's affairs; nor will it yours, except towards the Limbus Patrum, where all talk, except a very select kind of it, lodges at last.

I’ve heard about races where people are tied up in sacks, human competitors reaching for the skies on a greased pole, trying to catch a slippery pig, and running to grab a goose tied up by its foot; these feats showcase agility, resilience, and other useful skills. But this skill of clever conversation seems to be as strange a competition as any. This raises the question: could some of these other tasks, or maybe a mix of all of them, along with a good laugh every now and then, be better than just relying on talking, which is starting to feel quite monotonous? Unfortunately, Mr. Bull, I find that it mostly just proves toughness—a quality I respect, even if it comes with a side of dishonesty and cunning that I completely condemn. Toughness plus cunning: perhaps a straightforward wooden post set up in Palace-Yard, well-greased and properly overseen, might be a more honest approach? The idea of choosing your top leaders in Church and State through a trial of talk has probably never been done anywhere else in the solar system. You’re used to it, my poor friend, and it’s nearly killing you as a result: but in other planets, or even in different times on your own planet, proposing something like this would spark incredulous disbelief and worldwide laughter, leading to loud mockery, tears, and horror! My friend, if you can only find the best talker to handle your affairs, everything is doomed for you. Talk has never been able to manage any man's or nation’s matters; it won’t manage yours either, unless it leads you towards the Limbus Patrum, where most chatter, except for a very select kind, eventually ends up.

Medicine, guarded too by preliminary impediments, and frightful medusa-heads of quackery, which deter many generous souls from entering, is of the half-articulate professions, and does not much invite the ardent kinds of ambition. The intellect required for medicine might be wholly human, and indeed should by all rules be,—the profession of the Human Healer being radically a sacred one and connected with the highest priesthoods, or rather being itself the outcome and acme of all priesthoods, and divinest conquests of intellect here below. As will appear one day, when men take off their old monastic and ecclesiastic spectacles, and look with eyes again! In essence the Physician's task is always heroic, eminently human: but in practice most unluckily at present we find it too become in good part beaverish; yielding a money-result alone. And what of it is not beaverish,—does not that too go mainly to ingenious talking, publishing of yourself, ingratiating of yourself; a partly human exercise or waste of intellect, and alas a partly vulpine ditto;—making the once sacred [Gr.] 'Iatros, or Human Healer, more impossible for us than ever!

Medicine, also held back by initial obstacles and the terrifying illusions of quackery, discourages many kind-hearted people from getting involved. It's one of those professions that isn’t exactly welcoming to those with strong ambitions. The intellect needed for medicine should ideally be entirely human—after all, the job of the Human Healer is fundamentally a sacred one and linked to the highest forms of priesthood, or rather, it represents the peak of all priesthoods and the greatest achievements of human intellect. This will become clear one day when people remove their outdated religious lenses and see the world anew! At its core, the Physician's role is always heroic and profoundly human. Unfortunately, in practice, we currently see it becoming largely transactional, focused on making money. And what doesn't focus on that often involves clever self-promotion, publicizing oneself, and finding ways to ingratiate oneself—partly a human endeavor or a waste of intellect, but sadly, also partly cunning. This makes the once-sacred title of 'Iatros', or Human Healer, even more unattainable for us than ever!

Angry basilisks watch at the gates of Law and Church just now; and strike a sad damp into the nobler of the young aspirants. Hard bonds are offered you to sign; as it were, a solemn engagement to constitute yourself an impostor, before ever entering; to declare your belief in incredibilities,—your determination, in short, to take Chaos for Cosmos, and Satan for the Lord of things, if he come with money in his pockets, and horsehair and bombazine decently wrapt about him. Fatal preliminaries, which deter many an ingenuous young soul, and send him back from the threshold, and I hope will deter ever more. But if you do enter, the condition is well known: "Talk; who can talk best here? His shall be the mouth of gold, and the purse of gold; and with my [Gr.] mitra (once the head-dress of unfortunate females, I am told) shall his sacred temples be begirt."

Angry basilisks are watching at the gates of Law and Church right now, and they're bringing a gloomy vibe to the hopeful young candidates. You're being offered hard deals to sign; basically, a serious promise to become a fraud even before you start; to claim you believe in unbelievable things—your commitment, in short, to see Chaos as Order and to accept Satan as the ruler of everything, as long as he shows up with cash in his pockets, dressed up in horsehair and decent fabric. These daunting conditions discourage many bright young people and send them back from the entrance, and I hope they continue to do so. But if you decide to go in, the rule is clear: "Speak; who can talk the best here? That person will have the golden voice and the golden purse; and with my [Gr.] mitra (which I’ve heard used to be a headpiece for unfortunate women) shall their sacred temples be adorned."

Ingenuous souls, unless forced to it, do now much shudder at the threshold of both these careers, and not a few desperately turn back into the wilderness rather, to front a very rude fortune, and be devoured by wild beasts as is likeliest. But as to Parliament, again, and its eligibility if attainable, there is yet no question anywhere; the ingenuous soul, if possessed of money-capital enough, is predestined by the parental and all manner of monitors to that career of talk; and accepts it with alacrity and clearness of heart, doubtful only whether he shall be able to make a speech. Courage, my brave young fellow. If you can climb a soaped pole of any kind, you will certainly be able to make a speech. All mortals have a tongue; and carry on some jumble, if not of thought, yet of stuff which they could talk. The weakest of animals has got a cry in it, and can give voice before dying. If you are tough enough, bent upon it desperately enough, I engage you shall make a speech;—but whether that will be the way to Heaven for you, I do not engage.

Innocent souls, unless pushed into it, don't really shudder at the start of these two paths, and quite a few desperately choose to retreat into the wilderness instead, facing a rough fate and likely being eaten by wild animals. But regarding Parliament, its accessibility remains unquestioned; if an idealistic person has enough money, they're practically guided by parents and various advisors toward a career in public speaking, which they accept enthusiastically and with a clear conscience, only uncertain if they will be able to deliver a speech. Be brave, my young friend. If you can climb any kind of slippery pole, you'll definitely be able to make a speech. Everyone has a voice and can refer to some jumble of ideas, even if it's just a collection of words they can manage to say. Even the weakest creature has a cry and can voice it before it dies. If you're determined enough and really focused, I assure you’ll make a speech—but whether that leads you to success, I can't promise.

These, then, are our two careers for genius: mute Industrialism, which can seldom become very human, but remains beaverish mainly: and the three Professions named learned,—that is to say, able to talk. For the heroic or higher kinds of human intellect, in the silent state, there is not the smallest inquiry anywhere; apparently a thing not wanted in this country at present. What the supply may be, I cannot inform M'Croudy; but the market-demand, he may himself see, is nil. These are our three professions that require human intellect in part or whole, not able to do with mere beaverish; and such a part does the gift of talk play in one and all of them. Whatsoever is not beaverish seems to go forth in the shape of talk. To such length is human intellect wasted or suppressed in this world!

These, then, are our two paths for talent: silent Industrialism, which rarely becomes very human and mostly just acts like a beaver; and the three professions called learned—that is, capable of conversation. For the more heroic types of human intellect, in their silent form, there is no inquiry at all anywhere; it seems like something not needed in this country right now. I can’t tell M'Croudy what the supply may be, but he can see that the market demand is nil. These are the three professions that require human intellect either partially or fully; they can’t rely solely on beaver-like efficiency, and the ability to communicate plays a crucial role in all of them. Everything that isn’t beaver-like seems to come out as talk. Just look at how much human intellect is wasted or held back in this world!

If the young aspirant is not rich enough for Parliament, and is deterred by the basilisks or otherwise from entering on Law or Church, and cannot altogether reduce his human intellect to the beaverish condition, or satisfy himself with the prospect of making money,—what becomes of him in such case, which is naturally the case of very many, and ever of more? In such case there remains but one outlet for him, and notably enough that too is a talking one: the outlet of Literature, of trying to write Books. Since, owing to preliminary basilisks, want of cash, or superiority to cash, he cannot mount aloft by eloquent talking, let him try it by dexterous eloquent writing. Here happily, having three fingers, and capital to buy a quire of paper, he can try it to all lengths and in spite of all mortals: in this career there is happily no public impediment that can turn him back; nothing but private starvation—which is itself a finis or kind of goal—can pretend to hinder a British man from prosecuting Literature to the very utmost, and wringing the final secret from her: "A talent is in thee; No talent is in thee." To the British subject who fancies genius may be lodged in him, this liberty remains; and truly it is, if well computed, almost the only one he has.

If a young person isn't wealthy enough to enter Parliament, and feels discouraged by harsh realities from pursuing Law or Religion, and can't fully diminish his intellect to a beaver-like state or settle for just making money—what happens to him in that case, which is the situation for many, and increasingly more? In that case, there’s only one way out for him, and interestingly enough, that's also a verbal one: the path of Literature, trying to write books. Since he can't rise through eloquent speaking because of those harsh realities, he should give eloquent writing a shot. Luckily, with just three fingers and enough money to buy some paper, he can experiment as much as he wants, despite any challenges. In this field, fortunately, there are no public barriers to hold him back; only personal deprivation—which in itself is a kind of endpoint—can attempt to stop a British man from fully pursuing Literature and uncovering its ultimate truth: "You have talent; you have no talent." For the British individual who believes he might possess genius, this freedom remains; and honestly, when you think about it, it's nearly the only one he truly has.

A crowded portal this of Literature, accordingly! The haven of expatriated spiritualisms, and alas also of expatriated vanities and prurient imbecilities: here do the windy aspirations, foiled activities, foolish ambitions, and frustrate human energies reduced to the vocable condition, fly as to the one refuge left; and the Republic of Letters increases in population at a faster rate than even the Republic of America. The strangest regiment in her Majesty's service, this of the Soldiers of Literature:—would your Lordship much like to march through Coventry with them? The immortal gods are there (quite irrecognizable under these disguises), and also the lowest broken valets;—an extremely miscellaneous regiment. In fact the regiment, superficially viewed, looks like an immeasurable motley flood of discharged play-actors, funambulists, false prophets, drunken ballad-singers; and marches not as a regiment, but as a boundless canaille,—without drill, uniform, captaincy or billet; with huge over-proportion of drummers; you would say, a regiment gone wholly to the drum, with hardly a good musket to be seen in it,—more a canaille than a regiment. Canaille of all the loud-sounding levities, and general winnowings of Chaos, marching through the world in a most ominous manner; proclaiming, audibly if you have ears: "Twelfth hour of the Night; ancient graves yawning; pale clammy Puseyisms screeching in their winding-sheets; owls busy in the City regions; many goblins abroad! Awake ye living; dream no more; arise to judgment! Chaos and Gehenna are broken loose; the Devil with his Bedlams must be flung in chains again, and the Last of the Days is about to dawn!" Such is Literature to the reflective soul at this moment.

A crowded gateway to Literature it is! A refuge for displaced spiritual ideas, and sadly also a place for misplaced pride and shallow nonsense: here, the grand dreams, failed efforts, silly ambitions, and frustrated human energies boiled down to mere words take flight as to the last sanctuary; and the Republic of Letters grows faster than even the Republic of America. The oddest group in Her Majesty's service, this army of Writers:—would you care to march through Coventry with them? The immortal gods are there (unrecognizable in their disguises), along with the lowest of broken servants;—an extremely diverse army. In fact, this army, at first glance, looks like an endless sea of out-of-work actors, acrobats, false prophets, and drunken singers; they march not as a regiment, but as a chaotic mob,—without training, uniform, leadership, or purpose; with an excessive number of drummers; you’d say, an army entirely devoted to the drums, with hardly a decent weapon in sight,—more a mob than an army. A mob of all the loud and trivial distractions, and general chaos, marching through the world in a very ominous way; proclaiming, loudly if you’re listening: "Midnight; ancient graves are yawning; pale, clammy beliefs are screaming in their shrouds; owls are busy in the city; many ghosts are out! Wake up, living souls; stop dreaming; rise to judgment! Chaos and destruction are unleashed; the Devil and his hellish crews must be chained again, and the Last Day is about to dawn!" Such is Literature to the thoughtful soul at this moment.

But what now concerns us most is the circumstance that here too the demand is, Vocables, still vocables. In all appointed courses of activity and paved careers for human genius, and in this unpaved, unappointed, broadest career of Literature, broad way that leadeth to destruction for so many, the one duty laid upon you is still, Talk, talk. Talk well with pen or tongue, and it shall be well with you; do not talk well, it shall be ill with you. To wag the tongue with dexterous acceptability, there is for human worth and faculty, in our England of the Nineteenth Century, that one method of emergence and no other. Silence, you would say, means annihilation for the Englishman of the Nineteenth Century. The worth that has not spoken itself, is not; or is potentially only, and as if it were not. Vox is the God of this Universe. If you have human intellect, it avails nothing unless you either make it into beaverism, or talk with it. Make it into beaverism, and gather money; or else make talk with it, and gather what you can. Such is everywhere the demand for talk among us: to which, of course, the supply is proportionate.

But what concerns us most now is the fact that here too the demand is just words, still just words. In every designated activity and paved path for human talent, and in this unpaved, open, broad path of Literature, which leads to destruction for so many, the one responsibility placed upon you is still to communicate—talk, talk. If you talk well with pen or speech, things will go well for you; if you don’t talk well, things will go badly for you. To speak in an engaging way, that is the only way to achieve value and ability in our England of the Nineteenth Century, no other method exists. You would say silence means extinction for the Englishman of the Nineteenth Century. Worth that hasn’t expressed itself simply isn’t there, or only exists in potential, as if it were nonexistent. Voice is the God of this Universe. If you have human intellect, it means nothing unless you either turn it into financial gain or use it to communicate. Turn it into financial gain and gather wealth; or use it to talk and gather what you can. Such is the universal demand for communication among us, to which, of course, the supply matches.

From dinners up to woolsacks and divine mitres, here in England, much may be gathered by talk; without talk, of the human sort nothing. Is Society become wholly a bag of wind, then, ballasted by guineas? Are our interests in it as a sounding brass and a tinkling cymbal?—In Army or Navy, when unhappily we have war on hand, there is, almost against our will, some kind of demand for certain of the silent talents. But in peace, that too passes into mere demand of the ostentations, of the pipeclays and the blank cartridges; and,—except that Naval men are occasionally, on long voyages, forced to hold their tongue, and converse with the dumb elements, and illimitable oceans, that moan and rave there without you and within you, which is a great advantage to the Naval man,—our poor United Services have to make conversational windbags and ostentational paper-lanterns of themselves, or do worse, even as the others.

From formal dinners to luxurious settings and elegant hats, here in England, a lot can be discussed; without conversation, nothing of human value exists. Has society become nothing more than a collection of empty noises, weighed down by money? Are our interests merely as hollow as clanging metal and ringing bells? In the Army or Navy, when we face unfortunate conflicts, there’s almost a necessary demand for some unspoken skills. But in peacetime, that too turns into a demand for showiness, for polished appearances and empty displays; and—except that Navy personnel sometimes have to keep quiet on long voyages and engage with the silent elements and endless oceans that both surround and stir within them, providing a significant advantage to those in the Navy—our poor military services have to turn themselves into conversational balloons and flashy decorations, or even worse, just like everyone else.

My friends, must I assert, then, what surely all men know, though all men seem to have forgotten it, That in the learned professions as in the unlearned, and in human things throughout, in every place and in every time, the true function of intellect is not that of talking, but of understanding and discerning with a view to performing! An intellect may easily talk too much, and perform too little. Gradually, if it get into the noxious habit of talk, there will less and less performance come of it, talk being so delightfully handy in comparison with work; and at last there will no work, or thought of work, be got from it at all. Talk, except as the preparation for work, is worth almost nothing;—sometimes it is worth infinitely less than nothing; and becomes, little conscious of playing such a fatal part, the general summary of pretentious nothingnesses, and the chief of all the curses the Posterity of Adam are liable to in this sublunary world! Would you discover the Atropos of Human Virtue; the sure Destroyer, "by painless extinction," of Human Veracities, Performances, and Capabilities to perform or to be veracious,—it is this, you have it here.

My friends, I must emphasize what everyone surely knows, even if it seems forgotten: in all professions, whether skilled or unskilled, and in all areas of human life, everywhere and at all times, the true purpose of intellect is not just to talk, but to understand and discern in order to take action! An intellect can easily talk too much and do too little. If it falls into the bad habit of excessive talking, less and less actual work will result, since talking is so much easier than doing; eventually, it will lead to no work or even thoughts of work at all. Talking, unless it prepares us for action, is nearly worthless; sometimes it’s worth even less than nothing, becoming, often unknowingly, a summary of empty pretensions and one of the biggest curses that humanity faces in this world! If you want to find the cause of the decline of human virtue and the sure destroyer of truth, actions, and the capabilities to act or to be truthful—it is this, and you have it right here.

Unwise talk is matchless in unwisdom. Unwise work, if it but persist, is everywhere struggling towards correction, and restoration to health; for it is still in contact with Nature, and all Nature incessantly contradicts it, and will heal it or annihilate it: not so with unwise talk, which addresses itself, regardless of veridical Nature, to the universal suffrages; and can if it be dexterous, find harbor there till all the suffrages are bankrupt and gone to Houndsditch, Nature not interfering with her protest till then. False speech, definable as the acme of unwise speech, is capable, as we already said, of becoming the falsest of all things. Falsest of all things:—and whither will the general deluge of that, in Parliament and Synagogue, in Book and Broadside, carry you and your affairs, my friend, when once they are embarked on it as now?

Unwise talk is the epitome of foolishness. Unwise actions, if they just keep going, are always fighting to get better and return to a good state; that's because they're still connected to Nature, which constantly pushes back against them and either heals them or destroys them. But unwise talk ignores the truth of Nature and seeks the approval of the masses; if it’s clever enough, it can find a place to settle among them until all the support runs out and fades away without Nature stepping in to object in the meantime. False speech, which we define as the peak of unwise talk, can, as we mentioned, become the most false of all things. The most false of all things:—and where will the widespread flood of that, in Parliament and at synagogues, in books and pamphlets, take you and your concerns, my friend, once they've fully taken that leap as they are now?

Parliament, Parliamentum, is by express appointment the Talking Apparatus; yet not in Parliament either is the essential function, by any means, talk. Not to speak your opinion well, but to have a good and just opinion worth speaking,—for every Parliament, as for every man, this latter is the point. Contrive to have a true opinion, you will get it told in some way, better or worse; and it will be a blessing to all creatures. Have a false opinion, and tell it with the tongue of Angels, what can that profit? The better you tell it, the worse it will be!

Parliament, Parliamentum, is officially designated as the Talking System; however, talking is not the main purpose of Parliament. It’s not about expressing your opinion well, but rather about having a good and just opinion that’s worth sharing—this is crucial for both Parliament and individuals. If you manage to form a true opinion, you’ll find a way to express it, whether it’s great or not; and that will benefit everyone. If you have a false opinion and articulate it perfectly, what good does that do? The better you convey it, the worse it will be!

In Parliament and out of Parliament, and everywhere in this Universe, your one salvation is, That you can discern with just insight, and follow with noble valor, what the law of the case before you is, what the appointment of the Maker in regard to it has been. Get this out of one man, you are saved; fail to get this out of the most August Parliament wrapt in the sheepskins of a thousand years, you are lost,—your Parliament, and you, and all your sheepskins are lost. Beautiful talk is by no means the most pressing want in Parliament! We have had some reasonable modicum of talk in Parliament! What talk has done for us in Parliament, and is now doing, the dullest of us at length begins to see!

In Parliament and outside of it, and everywhere in this universe, your only salvation is that you can clearly understand and bravely follow what the law of the situation is, and what the Creator's intention regarding it has been. If you get this understanding from one person, you’re saved; if you fail to get it from the most respected Parliament wrapped in centuries of tradition, you’re lost—your Parliament, you, and all your traditions are lost. Nice speeches are definitely not the most urgent need in Parliament! We’ve had more than enough speeches in Parliament! What speeches have done for us in Parliament, and what they are still doing, the dullest among us is starting to understand!

Much has been said of Parliament's breeding men to business; of the training an Official Man gets in this school of argument and talk. He is here inured to patience, tolerance; sees what is what in the Nation and in the Nation's Government attains official knowledge, official courtesy and manners—in short, is polished at all points into official articulation, and here better than elsewhere qualifies himself to be a Governor of men. So it is said.—Doubtless, I think, he will see and suffer much in Parliament, and inure himself to several things;—he will, with what eyes he has, gradually see Parliament itself, for one thing; what a high-soaring, helplessly floundering, ever-babbling yet inarticulate dark dumb Entity it is (certainly one of the strangest under the sun just now): which doubtless, if he have in view to get measures voted there one day, will be an important acquisition for him. But as to breeding himself for a Doer of Work, much more for a King, or Chief of Doers, here in this element of talk; as to that I confess the fatalest doubts, or rather, alas, I have no doubt! Alas, it is our fatalest misery just now, not easily alterable, and yet urgently requiring to be altered, That no British man can attain to be a Statesman, or Chief of Workers, till he has first proved himself a Chief of Talkers: which mode of trial for a Worker, is it not precisely, of all the trials you could set him upon, the falsest and unfairest?

A lot has been said about how Parliament shapes people for business; about the training an Official gains in this environment of debate and discussion. Here, he learns patience and tolerance; he understands the Nation and its Government, acquires official knowledge, courtesy, and manners—in short, he becomes polished in every way for official communication, and here more than anywhere else, he prepares himself to become a Governor of people. So it's said. No doubt, I think he will see and experience a lot in Parliament, and adapt to various challenges; he will, with whatever insight he has, gradually understand Parliament itself, for one thing; what a high-flying, helplessly struggling, constantly chattering yet inarticulate and silent being it is (certainly one of the strangest entities under the sun right now): which, if he aims to get measures passed there one day, will be a valuable asset for him. But as for preparing himself to be a Doer of Work, even more so a King or Chief Doer, in this environment of talk; about that, I frankly have serious doubts, or rather, unfortunately, I have no doubts at all! Alas, this is our biggest misfortune at the moment, not easily changeable, but urgently needing to change: that no British man can become a Statesman or Chief of Workers until he has first proven himself a Chief of Talkers: which way of testing a Worker is, isn’t it, the most misleading and unfair of all the tests you could put him through?

Nay, I doubt much you are not likely ever to meet the fittest material for a Statesman, or Chief of Workers, in such an element as that. Your Potential Chief of Workers, will he come there at all, to try whether he can talk? Your poor tenpound franchisers and electoral world generally, in love with eloquent talk, are they the likeliest to discern what man it is that has worlds of silent work in him? No. Or is such a man, even if born in the due rank for it, the likeliest to present himself, and court their most sweet voices? Again, no.

No, I seriously doubt you'll ever find the right material for a Statesman or Chief of Workers in that environment. Will your potential Chief of Workers even show up there to see if he can communicate? Your average ten-pound franchise holders and the political landscape, who are all about impressive speech, are they really the best at recognizing someone with a wealth of silent hard work within them? Absolutely not. Or even if such a person were born into the right situation, are they the type to step forward and seek their admiration? Once again, no.

The Age that admires talk so much can have little discernment for inarticulate work, or for anything that is deep and genuine. Nobody, or hardly anybody, having in himself an earnest sense for truth, how can anybody recognize an inarticulate Veracity, or Nature-fact of any kind; a Human Doer especially, who is the most complex, profound, and inarticulate of all Nature's Facts? Nobody can recognize him: till once he is patented, get some public stamp of authenticity, and has been articulately proclaimed, and asserted to be a Doer. To the worshipper of talk, such a one is a sealed book. An excellent human soul, direct from Heaven,—how shall any excellence of man become recognizable to this unfortunate? Not except by announcing and placarding itself as excellent,—which, I reckon, it above other things will probably be in no great haste to do.

The era that values talk so much can hardly appreciate unexpressed work or anything that is deep and genuine. If virtually no one has a sincere appreciation for truth, how can they recognize unspoken authenticity or any natural truth, especially a Human Doer, who is the most intricate, deep, and inexpressible of all natural truths? No one can acknowledge him until he’s branded, receives some public recognition, and is explicitly declared to be a Doer. To those who worship talk, he is an unread book. An incredible human spirit, directly from Heaven—how is any human excellence supposed to be recognized by this unfortunate individual? Not unless it announces and promotes itself as excellent—which I believe it won’t be in a rush to do.

Wisdom, the divine message which every soul of man brings into this world; the divine prophecy of what the new man has got the new and peculiar capability to do, is intrinsically of silent nature. It cannot at once, or completely at all, be read off in words; for it is written in abstruse facts, of endowment, position, desire, opportunity, granted to the man;—interprets itself in presentiments, vague struggles, passionate endeavors and is only legible in whole when his work is done. Not by the noble monitions of Nature, but by the ignoble, is a man much tempted to publish the secret of his soul in words. Words, if he have a secret, will be forever inadequate to it. Words do but disturb the real answer of fact which could be given to it; disturb, obstruct, and will in the end abolish, and render impossible, said answer. No grand Doer in this world can be a copious speaker about his doings. William the Silent spoke himself best in a country liberated; Oliver Cromwell did not shine in rhetoric; Goethe, when he had but a book in view, found that he must say nothing even of that, if it was to succeed with him.

Wisdom, the divine message that every human soul brings into this world; the divine prophecy of what the new person is uniquely capable of doing, is inherently silent. It can't be fully expressed in words right away or at all; it's conveyed through complex facts of talent, position, desire, and opportunity granted to the individual—expressing itself in feelings, vague struggles, and passionate efforts, and only becoming clear when their work is done. It's not the noble insights of Nature that often lead a person to reveal the secrets of their soul in words, but rather the less noble temptations. Words, if there is a secret, will always fall short. They only disrupt the true answer that could be given; they disturb, obstruct, and ultimately make that answer impossible to express. No great achiever in this world can be an eloquent speaker about what they do. William the Silent spoke best in a liberated country; Oliver Cromwell wasn't known for his rhetoric; Goethe realized that when he aimed for a book, he had to say nothing about it at all if he wanted to succeed.

Then as to politeness, and breeding to business. An official man must be bred to business; of course he must: and not for essence only, but even for the manners of office he requires breeding. Besides his intrinsic faculty, whatever that may be, he must be cautious, vigilant, discreet,—above all things, he must be reticent, patient, polite. Certain of these qualities are by nature imposed upon men of station; and they are trained from birth to some exercise of them: this constitutes their one intrinsic qualification for office;—this is their one advantage in the New Downing Street projected for this New Era; and it will not go for much in that Institution. One advantage, or temporary advantage; against which there are so many counterbalances. It is the indispensable preliminary for office, but by no means the complete outfit,—a miserable outfit where there is nothing farther.

Then, when it comes to politeness and being suited for the job, an official person needs to be trained for the role; of course, they do. And not just for the core skills, but they also need to understand the etiquette of the position. Beyond their natural abilities, whatever those may be, they must be careful, alert, discreet—above all, they need to be reserved, patient, and polite. Some of these traits are naturally expected of people in power, and they are conditioned from a young age to display them. This forms their primary qualification for the job; it’s their one advantage in the new Downing Street that’s being planned for this New Era, but it won’t carry much weight in that institution. It’s one advantage, or a temporary edge, but there are many drawbacks to consider. It’s a necessary requirement for the position, but it definitely doesn’t make for a complete preparation—a sorry preparation if there’s nothing more to offer.

Will your Lordship give me leave to say that, practically, the intrinsic qualities will presuppose these preliminaries too, but by no means vice versa. That, on the whole, if you have got the intrinsic qualities, you have got everything, and the preliminaries will prove attainable; but that if you have got only the preliminaries, you have yet got nothing. A man of real dignity will not find it impossible to bear himself in a dignified manner; a man of real understanding and insight will get to know, as the fruit of his very first study, what the laws of his situation are, and will conform to these. Rough old Samuel Johnson, blustering Boreas and rugged Arctic Bear as he often was, defined himself, justly withal, as a polite man: a noble manful attitude of soul is his; a clear, true and loyal sense of what others are, and what he himself is, shines through the rugged coating of him; comes out as grave deep rhythmus when his King honors him, and he will not "bandy compliments with his King;"—is traceable too in his indignant trampling down of the Chesterfield patronages, tailor-made insolences, and contradictions of sinners; which may be called his revolutionary movements, hard and peremptory by the law of them; these could not be soft like his constitutional ones, when men and kings took him for somewhat like the thing he was. Given a noble man, I think your Lordship may expect by and by a polite man. No "politer" man was to be found in Britain than the rustic Robert Burns: high duchesses were captivated with the chivalrous ways of the man; recognized that here was the true chivalry, and divine nobleness of bearing,—as indeed they well might, now when the Peasant God and Norse Thor had come down among them again! Chivalry this, if not as they do chivalry in Drury Lane or West-End drawing-rooms, yet as they do it in Valhalla and the General Assembly of the Gods.

Will your Lordship allow me to say that, in practice, the intrinsic qualities will imply these preliminaries too, but not the other way around. Overall, if you possess the intrinsic qualities, you have everything, and the preliminaries will be achievable; but if you only have the preliminaries, then you truly have nothing. A person of real dignity won’t find it hard to conduct themselves in a dignified way; someone with real understanding and insight will recognize, right from the start, what the rules of their situation are and will adapt accordingly. Rough old Samuel Johnson, often a blustery force of nature, rightly defined himself as a polite man: he had a noble and brave spirit; a clear, genuine, and loyal understanding of others and himself shines through his rough exterior; it emerges as a deep rhythm when his King honors him, and he refuses to "bandy compliments with his King;" it’s also evident in his fierce rejection of Chesterfield’s patronizing attitudes, arrogant pretensions, and the hypocrisy of others; these could be seen as his revolutionary actions, direct and assertive by their very nature; they couldn’t be soft like his constitutional ones, when men and kings regarded him as somewhat like what he was. Given a noble person, I believe your Lordship can expect to see a polite person emerge over time. No one was "politer" in Britain than the humble Robert Burns: high duchesses were charmed by his chivalrous manner; they recognized true chivalry and divine nobility in him—as they rightly could, now that the Peasant God and Norse Thor had come among them once more! This is chivalry, not as they portray it in Drury Lane or the West End drawing rooms, but as they do it in Valhalla and the General Assembly of the Gods.

For indeed, who invented chivalry, politeness, or anything that is noble and melodious and beautiful among us, except precisely the like of Johnson and of Burns? The select few who in the generations of this world were wise and valiant, they, in spite of all the tremendous majority of blockheads and slothful belly-worshippers, and noisy ugly persons, have devised whatsoever is noble in the manners of man to man. I expect they will learn to be polite, your Lordship, when you give them a chance!—Nor is it as a school of human culture, for this or for any other grace or gift, that Parliament will be found first-rate or indispensable. As experience in the river is indispensable to the ferryman, so is knowledge of his Parliament to the British Peel or Chatham;—so was knowledge of the OEil-de-Boeuf to the French Choiseul. Where and how said river, whether Parliament with Wilkeses, or OEil-de-Boeuf with Pompadours, can be waded, boated, swum; how the miscellaneous cargoes, "measures" so called, can be got across it, according to their kinds, and landed alive on the hither side as facts:—we have all of us our ferries in this world; and must know the river and its ways, or get drowned some day! In that sense, practice in Parliament is indispensable to the British Statesman; but not in any other sense.

For real, who invented chivalry, politeness, or anything that’s noble, melodious, or beautiful among us, except people like Johnson and Burns? The few select individuals who have been wise and brave throughout history, despite the overwhelming number of fools, lazy sycophants, and loud, unpleasant people, are the ones who’ve created everything noble in how we treat each other. I believe they’ll learn to be polite, your Lordship, when you give them a chance!—Parliament isn’t the best school for human culture or any other quality or skill. Just like a ferryman needs to know the river to do his job, a British statesman needs to understand his Parliament; similarly, the French Choiseul needed to know the OEil-de-Boeuf. We all have our own ferries in this world and need to understand the river and its ways, or risk getting lost! In that sense, experience in Parliament is essential for a British statesman; but not for any other reason.

A school, too, of manners and of several other things, the Parliament will doubtless be to the aspirant Statesman; a school better or worse;—as the OEil-de-Boeuf likewise was, and as all scenes where men work or live are sure to be. Especially where many men work together, the very rubbing against one another will grind and polish off their angularities into roundness, into "politeness" after a sort; and the official man, place him how you may, will never want for schooling, of extremely various kinds. A first-rate school one cannot call this Parliament for him;—I fear to say what rate at present! In so far as it teaches him vigilance, patience, courage, toughness of lungs or of soul, and skill in any kind of swimming, it is a good school. In so far as it forces him to speak where Nature orders silence; and even, lest all the world should learn his secret (which often enough would kill his secret, and little profit the world), forces him to speak falsities, vague ambiguities, and the froth-dialect usual in Parliaments in these times, it may be considered one of the worst schools ever devised by man; and, I think, may almost challenge the OEil-de-Boeuf to match it in badness.

A school, too, of manners and various other things, Parliament will undoubtedly be for the aspiring Statesman; a school that can be better or worse;—just like the OEil-de-Boeuf was, and like all places where people work or live. Especially where many people work together, the interaction will smooth out their rough edges into a kind of "politeness"; and the official person, no matter how you position him, will never lack for instruction of many different kinds. This Parliament cannot be called a top-notch school for him;—I hesitate to say what level it currently is! In terms of teaching him vigilance, patience, courage, resilience of spirit, and skills in various forms of navigation, it’s a decent school. However, in forcing him to speak when nature suggests silence; and even, so the world doesn’t find out his secrets (which could often destroy those secrets, benefiting little), to speak untruths, vague ambiguities, and the superficial language typical in Parliaments today, it may be regarded as one of the worst schools ever created by humans; and I think it can nearly rival the OEil-de-Boeuf in terms of its badness.

Parliament will train your men to the manners required of a statesman; but in a much less degree to the intrinsic functions of one. To these latter, it is capable of mistraining as nothing else can. Parliament will train you to talk; and above all things to hear, with patience, unlimited quantities of foolish talk. To tell a good story for yourself, and to make it appear that you have done your work: this, especially in constitutional countries, is something;—and yet in all countries, constitutional ones too, it is intrinsically nothing, probably even less. For it is not the function of any mortal, in Downing Street or elsewhere here below, to wag the tongue of him, and make it appear that he has done work; but to wag some quite other organs of him, and to do work; there is no danger of his work's appearing by and by. Such an accomplishment, even in constitutional countries, I grieve to say, may become much less than nothing. Have you at all computed how much less? The human creature who has once given way to satisfying himself with "appearances," to seeking his salvation in "appearances," the moral life of such human creature is rapidly bleeding out of him. Depend upon it, Beelzebub, Satan, or however you may name the too authentic Genius of Eternal Death, has got that human creature in his claws. By and by you will have a dead parliamentary bagpipe, and your living man fled away without return!

Parliament will teach your men the behaviors expected of a statesman, but much less about the actual responsibilities. In fact, it can mislead them more than anything else. Parliament will coach you on how to speak, and above all else, to listen patiently to endless amounts of silly chatter. Being able to tell a good story about yourself and to make it seem like you’ve done your job: this is something, especially in constitutional countries—but in all nations, including constitutional ones, it amounts to almost nothing, likely even less. It’s not anyone’s role, whether in Downing Street or elsewhere, to just talk and pretend they’ve done the work; rather, they should be using other parts of themselves to actually accomplish tasks. There’s no risk of their work going unnoticed later. Sadly, even in constitutional nations, such a skill could end up being far less than worthless. Have you calculated just how much less? A person who has once settled for mere "appearances," who seeks their worth in "appearances," rapidly loses their moral integrity. You can be sure that Beelzebub, Satan, or whatever name you choose for the true embodiment of Eternal Death, has that person in their grasp. Soon you'll have a lifeless parliamentary puppet, and your real person will be gone for good!

Such parliamentary bagpipes I myself have heard play tunes, much to the satisfaction of the people. Every tune lies within their compass; and their mind (for they still call it mind) is ready as a hurdy-gurdy on turning of the handle: "My Lords, this question now before the House"—Ye Heavens, O ye divine Silences, was there in the womb of Chaos, then, such a product, liable to be evoked by human art, as that same? While the galleries were all applausive of heart, and the Fourth Estate looked with eyes enlightened, as if you had touched its lips with a staff dipped in honey,—I have sat with reflections too ghastly to be uttered. A poor human creature and learned friend, once possessed of many fine gifts, possessed of intellect, veracity, and manful conviction on a variety of objects, has he now lost all that;—converted all that into a glistering phosphorescence which can show itself on the outside; while within, all is dead, chaotic, dark; a painted sepulchre full of dead-men's bones! Discernment, knowledge, intellect, in the human sense of the words, this man has now none. His opinion you do not ask on any matter: on the matter he has no opinion, judgment, or insight; only on what may be said about the matter, how it may be argued of, what tune may be played upon it to enlighten the eyes of the Fourth Estate.

I’ve heard those parliamentary speakers deliver speeches that really pleased the crowd. Every topic is within their skill set, and their “mind” (as they still call it) is as quick to respond as a hurdy-gurdy when you turn the handle: “My Lords, regarding the question now before the House”—Oh my goodness, could such a thing truly emerge from the depths of Chaos, just waiting to be brought to life by human creativity? While the audience cheered enthusiastically and the media looked on with enlightened expressions, as if you’d sweetened their lips with honey, I sat there with thoughts too disturbing to say out loud. A once-great human being and learned friend, who had many wonderful qualities, including intellect, honesty, and strong beliefs about various topics, has now lost all of that;—replaced it with a shiny surface that only shows on the outside, while inside, everything is dead, chaotic, and dark; a decorated tomb filled with the bones of the dead! This man now lacks discernment, knowledge, and intellect as we understand it. You wouldn't ask him for his opinion on any issue because he has none; on the topic itself, he has no opinion, judgment, or insight; only on what can be said about the issue, how it can be debated, or what angle can be taken to impress the media.

Such a soul, though to the eye he still keeps tumbling about in the Parliamentary element, and makes "motions," and passes bills, for aught I know,—are we to define him as a living one, or as a dead? Partridge the Almanac-Maker, whose "Publications" still regularly appear, is known to be dead! The dog that was drowned last summer, and that floats up and down the Thames with ebb and flood ever since,—is it not dead? Alas, in the hot months, you meet here and there such a floating dog; and at length, if you often use the river steamers, get to know him by sight. "There he is again, still astir there in his quasi-stygian element!" you dejectedly exclaim (perhaps reading your Morning Newspaper at the moment); and reflect, with a painful oppression of nose and imagination, on certain completed professors of parliamentary eloquence in modern times. Dead long since, but not resting; daily doing motions in that Westminster region still,—daily from Vauxhall to Blackfriars, and back again; and cannot get away at all! Daily (from Newspaper or river steamer) you may see him at some point of his fated course, hovering in the eddies, stranded in the ooze, or rapidly progressing with flood or ebb; and daily the odor of him is getting more intolerable: daily the condition of him appeals more tragically to gods and men.

Such a soul, even though he still seems to be floundering around in the Parliamentary scene, making "motions" and passing bills, should we consider him as a living being or as dead? Partridge the Almanac-Maker, whose "Publications" still come out regularly, is known to be dead! The dog that drowned last summer and has been floating up and down the Thames with the tides ever since— is it not dead? Unfortunately, during the hot months, you encounter such a floating dog here and there; eventually, if you often take the river boats, you get to recognize him. "There he is again, still moving around in his almost otherworldly environment!" you say with dejection (maybe while reading your Morning Newspaper at the time); and you think, with a heavy feeling of disgust and imagination, about certain long-gone masters of parliamentary speech in modern times. Dead for ages, but not at rest; still making motions in that Westminster area—daily from Vauxhall to Blackfriars and back again—and can't escape at all! Daily (from the Newspaper or river boat) you can spot him at some point along his doomed path, lingering in the eddies, stuck in the mud, or swiftly moving with the tide; and daily his smell is becoming more unbearable: daily his condition tragically calls out to gods and men.

Nature admits no lie; most men profess to be aware of this, but few in any measure lay it to heart. Except in the departments of mere material manipulation, it seems to be taken practically as if this grand truth were merely a polite flourish of rhetoric. What is a lie? The question is worth asking, once and away, by the practical English mind.

Nature doesn't allow for deception; most people claim to recognize this, but very few actually take it to heart. Aside from the areas of simple physical tasks, it seems to be viewed almost as if this significant truth is just a nice turn of phrase. What is a lie? It's a question worth considering, now and then, by the practical English mind.

A voluntary spoken divergence from the fact as it stands, as it has occurred and will proceed to develop itself: this clearly, if adopted by any man, will so far forth mislead him in all practical dealing with the fact; till he cast that statement out of him, and reject it as an unclean poisonous thing, he can have no success in dealing with the fact. If such spoken divergence from the truth be involuntary, we lament it as a misfortune; and are entitled, at least the speaker of it is, to lament it extremely as the most palpable of all misfortunes, as the indubitablest losing of his way, and turning aside from the goal instead of pressing towards it, in the race set before him. If the divergence is voluntary,—there superadds itself to our sorrow a just indignation: we call the voluntary spoken divergence a lie, and justly abhor it as the essence of human treason and baseness, the desertion of a man to the Enemy of men against himself and his brethren. A lost deserter; who has gone over to the Enemy, called Satan; and cannot but be lost in the adventure! Such is every liar with the tongue; and such in all nations is he, at all epochs, considered. Men pull his nose, and kick him out of doors; and by peremptory expressive methods signify that they can and will have no trade with him. Such is spoken divergence from the fact; so fares it with the practiser of that sad art.

A voluntary spoken departure from the facts as they are, as they have happened and will continue to unfold: if anyone adopts this, it will mislead him in all practical interactions with the truth; until he discards that statement and rejects it as something dirty and toxic, he won't succeed in dealing with the truth. If this departure from the truth is involuntary, we see it as unfortunate; the speaker, at least, has every right to see it as a profound misfortune, the clearest way to lose one's direction and deviate from the goal instead of moving towards it in the race set before him. If the departure is voluntary, our sorrow becomes mixed with justified anger: we call this voluntary spoken departure a lie and rightly despise it as the essence of human betrayal and moral cowardice, turning away from oneself and one’s fellow humans to align with the Enemy of mankind. A lost traitor who has joined the Enemy, known as Satan, and cannot help but be lost in that endeavor! This is what every liar is; across all cultures and throughout all ages, this is how they are viewed. People mock them and throw them out; they use decisive and expressive methods to show that they can and will have no dealings with them. Such is the spoken departure from the truth; this is how it goes for those who practice that unfortunate skill.

But have we well considered a divergence in thought from what is the fact? Have we considered the man whose very thought is a lie to him and to us! He too is a frightful man; repeating about this Universe on every hand what is not, and driven to repeat it; the sure herald of ruin to all that follow him, that know with his knowledge! And would you learn how to get a mendacious thought, there is no surer recipe than carrying a loose tongue. The lying thought, you already either have it, or will soon get it by that method. He who lies with his very tongue, he clearly enough has long ceased to think truly in his mind. Does he, in any sense, "think"? All his thoughts and imaginations, if they extend beyond mere beaverisms, astucities and sensualisms, are false, incomplete, perverse, untrue even to himself. He has become a false mirror of this Universe; not a small mirror only, but a crooked, bedimmed and utterly deranged one. But all loose tongues too are akin to lying ones; are insincere at the best, and go rattling with little meaning; the thought lying languid at a great distance behind them, if thought there be behind them at all. Gradually there will be none or little! How can the thought of such a man, what he calls thought, be other than false?

But have we really thought about the difference in thinking compared to what is true? Have we looked at the person whose very thoughts are lies to him and to us? He’s a dangerous individual, spreading false ideas about this Universe everywhere and compelled to do so; he’s a certain harbinger of destruction for anyone who follows him, those who share his understanding! If you want to know how to get a deceitful thought, there’s no better way than to talk without thinking. The lying thought, you probably already have it, or you will soon get it if you keep that up. Someone who lies with their words has clearly stopped thinking truthfully in their mind. Do they, in any sense, "think"? All their thoughts and fantasies, unless they’re merely tricks and pleasures, are false, incomplete, twisted, and untrue even for themselves. They’ve become a distorted reflection of this Universe; not just a small reflection, but a warped, dim, and completely messed-up one. Yet all loose tongues are similar to lying ones; at best, they are insincere and rattle on without much meaning; the true thought is lazily far behind them, if there’s any thought there at all. Over time, there will be none, or there will be very little! How can the thoughts of someone like that, what they call thinking, be anything but false?

Alas, the palpable liar with his tongue does at least know that he is lying, and has or might have some faint vestige of remorse and chance of amendment; but the impalpable liar, whose tongue articulates mere accepted commonplaces, cants and babblement, which means only, "Admire me, call me an excellent stump-orator!"—of him what hope is there? His thought, what thought he had, lies dormant, inspired only to invent vocables and plausibilities; while the tongue goes so glib, the thought is absent, gone a wool-gathering; getting itself drugged with the applausive "Hear, hear!"—what will become of such a man? His idle thought has run all to seed, and grown false and the giver of falsities; the inner light of his mind is gone out; all his light is mere putridity and phosphorescence henceforth. Whosoever is in quest of ruin, let him with assurance follow that man; he or no one is on the right road to it.

Unfortunately, the obvious liar at least knows he’s lying and might feel some faint sense of guilt and a chance to change; but the subtle liar, whose words consist of nothing but accepted clichés, empty slogans, and chatter that simply means, "Admire me, praise my public speaking!"—what hope is there for him? His thoughts, whatever he had, lie asleep, only awake to come up with fancy phrases and acceptable ideas; while his tongue flows easily, his mind is absent, off in daydreams; getting himself intoxicated by the approving "Hear, hear!"—what will become of someone like that? His idle thoughts have decayed entirely, creating nothing but falsehoods; the inner light of his mind has gone out; now all his shine is just decay and superficial glow. Anyone looking for destruction should definitely follow that man; he alone is on the right path to it.

Good Heavens, from the wisest Thought of a man to the actual truth of a Thing as it lies in Nature, there is, one would suppose, a sufficient interval! Consider it,—and what other intervals we introduce! The faithfulest, most glowing word of a man is but an imperfect image of the thought, such as it is, that dwells within him; his best word will never but with error convey his thought to other minds: and then between his poor thought and Nature's Fact, which is the Thought of the Eternal, there may be supposed to lie some discrepancies, some shortcomings! Speak your sincerest, think your wisest, there is still a great gulf between you and the fact. And now, do not speak your sincerest, and what will inevitably follow out of that, do not think your wisest, but think only your plausiblest, your showiest for parliamentary purposes, where will you land with that guidance?—I invite the British Parliament, and all the Parliamentary and other Electors of Great Britain, to reflect on this till they have well understood it; and then to ask, each of himself, What probably the horoscopes of the British Parliament, at this epoch of World-History, may be?—

Goodness, from a person's wisest thoughts to the actual truth of things as they exist in nature, you would think there's a huge gap! Think about it—and consider the other gaps we create! The most faithful and inspiring words from a person are just imperfect reflections of the thoughts that live inside them; even their best words will always inaccurately convey their thoughts to others. And between their limited thoughts and the facts of nature, which reflect the thoughts of the Eternal, there are likely some discrepancies and shortcomings! Be as sincere as you can, think as wisely as you can, but there’s still a vast divide between you and reality. Now, don't speak your sincerest thoughts, and inevitably, don’t think your wisest thoughts either; just think about what seems most plausible or impressive for political purposes—where will that lead you? I urge the British Parliament, along with all the Parliamentary and other voters of Great Britain, to ponder this until they truly grasp it; and then to ask themselves, what the likely outcomes for the British Parliament might be at this moment in world history?

Fail, by any sin or any misfortune, to discover what the truth of the fact is, you are lost so far as that fact goes! If your thought do not image truly but do image falsely the fact, you will vainly try to work upon the fact. The fact will not obey you, the fact will silently resist you; and ever, with silent invincibility, will go on resisting you, till you do get to image it truly instead of falsely. No help for you whatever, except in attaining to a true image of the fact. Needless to vote a false image true; vote it, revote it by overwhelming majorities, by jubilant unanimities and universalities; read it thrice or three hundred times, pass acts of parliament upon it till the Statute-book can hold no more,—it helps not a whit: the thing is not so, the thing is otherwise than so; and Adam's whole Posterity, voting daily on it till the world finish, will not alter it a jot. Can the sublimest sanhedrim, constitutional parliament, or other Collective Wisdom of the world, persuade fire not to burn, sulphuric acid to be sweet milk, or the Moon to become green cheese? The fact is much the reverse:—and even the Constitutional British Parliament abstains from such arduous attempts as these latter in the voting line; and leaves the multiplication-table, the chemical, mechanical and other qualities of material substances to take their own course; being aware that voting and perorating, and reporting in Hansard, will not in the least alter any of these. Which is indisputably wise of the British Parliament.

If you fail, due to any mistake or bad luck, to understand what the actual truth is, you're lost when it comes to that truth! If your thoughts don't accurately reflect the truth but instead create a false image of it, you'll be wasting your efforts attempting to interact with that fact. The truth won't bend to your will; it will silently resist you, and it will keep resisting until you finally see it accurately. There’s no help for you except in getting to an accurate understanding of the truth. It's pointless to accept a false image as true; you can vote for it, revote for it with overwhelming majorities and cheerful unanimous support, read it a hundred times, pass laws about it until no more can be recorded in the books—none of it will make a difference. The reality is different, and no amount of votes from all of humanity, regardless of how long they persist, will change that. Can any great council, parliament, or collective wisdom of the world convince fire not to burn, turn sulfuric acid into sweet milk, or make the Moon turn into green cheese? The truth is actually the opposite: even the British Parliament wisely avoids such futile efforts in voting and leaves the multiplication table, along with the chemical, mechanical, and other properties of materials, to function as they naturally do, knowing that voting, grand speeches, and records in Hansard won't change any of these facts. And that is undoubtedly a wise move by the British Parliament.

Unfortunately the British Parliament does not, at present, quite know that all manner of things and relations of things, spiritual equally with material, all manner of qualities, entities, existences whatsoever, in this strange visible and invisible Universe, are equally inflexible of nature; that, they will, one and all, with precisely the same obstinacy, continue to obey their own law, not our law; deaf as the adder to all charm of parliamentary eloquence, and of voting never so often repeated; silently, but inflexibly and forevermore, declining to change themselves, even as sulphuric acid declines to become sweet milk, though you vote so to the end of the world. This, it sometimes seems to me, is not quite sufficiently laid hold of by the British and other Parliaments just at present. Which surely is a great misfortune to said Parliaments! For, it would appear, the grand point, after all constitutional improvements, and such wagging of wigs in Westminster as there has been, is precisely what it was before any constitution was yet heard of, or the first official wig had budded out of nothing: namely, to ascertain what the truth of your question, in Nature, really is! Verily so. In this time and place, as in all past and in all future times and places. To-day in St. Stephen's, where constitutional, philanthropical, and other great things lie in the mortar-kit; even as on the Plain of Shinar long ago, where a certain Tower, likewise of a very philanthropic nature, indeed one of the desirablest towers I ever heard of, was to be built,—but couldn't! My friends, I do not laugh; truly I am more inclined to weep.

Unfortunately, the British Parliament currently doesn’t seem to understand that everything in this strange visible and invisible Universe—spiritual as well as material, all sorts of qualities, entities, and existences—is equally inflexible by nature. They will, without exception, stubbornly continue to follow their own laws, not ours; they are as deaf to the charm of parliamentary speeches and repeated votes as a snake is to music; silently, but inflexibly and forever, they refuse to change, just like sulfuric acid won’t turn into sweet milk, no matter how many times you vote for it. It seems to me that this understanding isn't quite grasped by British and other Parliaments at the moment. This is certainly a significant loss for those Parliaments! Because it appears that the main issue, despite all the constitutional changes and debates in Westminster, is exactly what it was before any constitution existed or the first official wig appeared: namely, to find out what the truth of your question in Nature really is! Truly so. In this time and place, just as in all past and future times and places. Today in St. Stephen's, where constitutional, philanthropic, and other important matters are being discussed; just like on the Plain of Shinar long ago, where a certain tower—also quite philanthropic, indeed one of the most desirable towers I've ever heard of—was supposed to be built, but couldn’t! My friends, I’m not laughing; I’m truly more inclined to weep.

Get, by six hundred and fifty-eight votes, or by no vote at all, by the silent intimation of your own eyesight and understanding given you direct out of Heaven, and more sacred to you than anything earthly, and than all things earthly,—a correct image of the fact in question, as God and Nature have made it: that is the one thing needful; with that it shall be well with you in whatsoever you have to do with said fact. Get, by the sublimest constitutional methods, belauded by all the world, an incorrect image of the fact: so shall it be other than well with you; so shall you have laud from able editors and vociferous masses of mistaken human creatures; and from the Nature's Fact, continuing quite silently the same as it was, contradiction, and that only. What else? Will Nature change, or sulphuric acid become sweet milk, for the noise of vociferous blockheads? Surely not. Nature, I assure you, has not the smallest intention of doing so.

Get, by six hundred and fifty-eight votes, or by no vote at all, by the silent message of your own sight and understanding given to you directly from Heaven, and more important to you than anything earthly, and than all things earthly—a true image of the fact in question, as God and Nature have created it: that is the one thing you absolutely need; with that, you will be alright in whatever you do with that fact. Get, by the most admirable constitutional methods, praised by everyone, an inaccurate image of the fact: then it will not be good for you; you will receive praise from capable editors and loud crowds of mistaken humans; and from Nature’s Fact, continuing quietly as it always was, only contradiction. What else? Will Nature change, or will sulfuric acid turn into sweet milk because of the noise made by loud fools? Certainly not. Nature, I assure you, has no intention of doing so.

On the contrary, Nature keeps silently a most exact Savings-bank, and official register correct to the most evanescent item, Debtor and Creditor, in respect to one and all of us; silently marks down, Creditor by such and such an unseen act of veracity and heroism; Debtor to such a loud blustery blunder, twenty-seven million strong or one unit strong, and to all acts and words and thoughts executed in consequence of that,—Debtor, Debtor, Debtor, day after day, rigorously as Fate (for this is Fate that is writing); and at the end of the account you will have it all to pay, my friend; there is the rub! Not the infinitesimalest fraction of a farthing but will be found marked there, for you and against you; and with the due rate of interest you will have to pay it, neatly, completely, as sure as you are alive. You will have to pay it even in money if you live:—and, poor slave, do you think there is no payment but in money? There is a payment which Nature rigorously exacts of men, and also of Nations, and this I think when her wrath is sternest, in the shape of dooming you to possess money. To possess it; to have your bloated vanities fostered into monstrosity by it, your foul passions blown into explosion by it, your heart and perhaps your very stomach ruined with intoxication by it; your poor life and all its manful activities stunned into frenzy and comatose sleep by it,—in one word, as the old Prophets said, your soul forever lost by it. Your soul; so that, through the Eternities, you shall have no soul, or manful trace of ever having had a soul; but only, for certain fleeting moments, shall have had a money-bag, and have given soul and heart and (frightfuler still) stomach itself in fatal exchange for the same. You wretched mortal, stumbling about in a God's Temple, and thinking it a brutal Cookery-shop! Nature, when her scorn of a slave is divinest, and blazes like the blinding lightning against his slavehood, often enough flings him a bag of money, silently saying: "That! Away; thy doom is that!"—

On the contrary, Nature quietly keeps a very precise Savings Bank and an official register that accurately tracks every fleeting detail, Debtor and Creditor, for all of us. It silently records each Creditor for some unseen act of truth and bravery, and each Debtor for a loud and blustery mistake, whether it's twenty-seven million or just one, along with all actions, words, and thoughts resulting from that—Debtor, Debtor, Debtor, day after day, as strict as Fate (because it is Fate that's writing). And by the end of the account, you'll have to pay everything, my friend; that's the catch! Not even the tiniest fraction of a penny will escape the records, both for you and against you; and with the appropriate interest, you'll have to settle up, neatly and completely, as surely as you're alive. If you live, you'll have to pay even in cash:—and, poor soul, do you think there's only a monetary payment? Nature demands a price from individuals and nations alike, and I believe when her anger is at its peak, she dooms you to have money. To have it; to see your inflated pride nurtured into monstrosity by it, your base desires exploded by it, your heart and perhaps even your stomach ruined by intoxication from it; your poor life and all its genuine efforts stunned into madness and reduced to a lifeless state by it—in short, as the old Prophets said, your soul forever lost because of it. Your soul; so that, through eternity, you’ll bear no soul or any sign of ever having had a soul; only, for certain fleeting moments, will you have had a money bag, sacrificing your soul and heart and (even worse) your very stomach in a fatal trade for it. You miserable mortal, wandering in a divine temple and mistaking it for a brutal kitchen! Nature, when her contempt for a slave is at its strongest and flashes like blinding lightning against his servitude, often tosses him a bag of money, silently saying: "Take this! Your doom is sealed!"

For no man, and for no body or biggest multitude of men, has Nature favor, if they part company with her facts and her. Excellent stump-orator; eloquent parliamentary dead-dog, making motions, passing bills; reported in the Morning Newspapers, and reputed the "best speaker going"? From the Universe of Fact he has turned himself away; he is gone into partnership with the Universe of Phantasm; finds it profitablest to deal in forged notes, while the foolish shopkeepers will accept them. Nature for such a man, and for Nations that follow such, has her patibulary forks, and prisons of death everlasting:—dost thou doubt it? Unhappy mortal, Nature otherwise were herself a Chaos and no Cosmos. Nature was not made by an Impostor; not she, I think, rife as they are!—In fact, by money or otherwise, to the uttermost fraction of a calculable and incalculable value, we have, each one of us, to settle the exact balance in the above-said Savings-bank, or official register kept by Nature: Creditor by the quantity of veracities we have done, Debtor by the quantity of falsities and errors; there is not, by any conceivable device, the faintest hope of escape from that issue for one of us, nor for all of us.

For no man, and for no group or largest crowd of people, has Nature's favor if they break away from her truths. A great public speaker, an eloquent parliamentary figure, making motions, passing laws; reported in the morning newspapers, and considered the "best speaker around"? He has turned away from the Universe of Facts; he has partnered with the Universe of Illusion; he finds it most profitable to deal in counterfeit notes while the gullible shopkeepers will accept them. Nature has her gallows and eternal prisons for such a man and for nations that follow him: do you doubt it? Unfortunate human, otherwise, Nature would be a Chaos, not a Cosmos. Nature was not created by a Fraud; not her, I believe, despite how prevalent they are! In fact, through money or other means, to the last decimal of a measurable and immeasurable value, each of us must settle the exact balance in the said savings bank, or official ledger kept by Nature: Creditor by the amount of truths we have upheld, Debtor by the amount of lies and mistakes; there is no conceivable way to escape that reckoning for any of us, nor for all of us.

This used to be a well-known fact; and daily still, in certain edifices, steeple-houses, joss-houses, temples sacred or other, everywhere spread over the world, we hear some dim mumblement of an assertion that such is still, what it was always and will forever be, the fact: but meseems it has terribly fallen out of memory nevertheless; and, from Dan to Beersheba, one in vain looks out for a man that really in his heart believes it. In his heart he believes, as we perceive, that scrip will yield dividends: but that Heaven too has an office of account, and unerringly marks down, against us or for us, whatsoever thing we do or say or think, and treasures up the same in regard to every creature,—this I do not so well perceive that he believes. Poor blockhead, no: he reckons that all payment is in money, or approximately representable by money; finds money go a strange course; disbelieves the parson and his Day of Judgment; discerns not that there is any judgment except in the small or big debt court; and lives (for the present) on that strange footing in this Universe. The unhappy mortal, what is the use of his "civilizations" and his "useful knowledges," if he have forgotten that beginning of human knowledge; the earliest perception of the awakened human soul in this world; the first dictate of Heaven's inspiration to all men? I cannot account him a man any more; but only a kind of human beaver, who has acquired the art of ciphering. He lives without rushing hourly towards suicide, because his soul, with all its noble aspirations and imaginations, is sunk at the bottom of his stomach, and lies torpid there, unaspiring, unimagining, unconsidering, as if it were the vital principle of a mere four-footed beaver. A soul of a man, appointed for spinning cotton and making money, or, alas, for merely shooting grouse and gathering rent; to whom Eternity and Immortality, and all human Noblenesses and divine Facts that did not tell upon the stock-exchange, were meaningless fables, empty as the inarticulate wind. He will recover out of that persuasion one day, or be ground to powder, I believe!—

This used to be a well-known fact; and still today, in certain buildings, churches, temples, or other sacred places scattered around the world, we hear some faint murmurs of the claim that it remains what it always was and will always be. But it seems to have largely fallen out of memory; and from one end of the country to the other, one looks in vain for a person who genuinely believes this in their heart. In their heart, they believe, as we see, that investments will yield returns: but that Heaven also keeps an account, accurately noting down everything we do, say, or think, and holds it all in consideration for every individual—this, I don't think they truly believe. Poor fool, no: they assume that all payments are in money, or at least can be represented by money; they see money go in strange directions; disbelieve the preacher and his Day of Judgment; they don’t recognize that any judgment exists aside from in small claims or big debt court; and they live (for now) on that peculiar basis in this Universe. What good are their "civilizations" and "useful knowledges" if they have forgotten the very foundation of human understanding; the earliest realization of the awakened human spirit in this world; the first message of divine inspiration to all people? I cannot see them as a man any longer; just a sort of human beaver who has learned to calculate. They don’t rush toward suicide every hour, because their soul, with all its high hopes and dreams, is stuck deep in their gut, lying dormant, uninspired, unthinking, as if it were the life force of a mere four-footed beaver. A soul meant to create, to earn money, or, sadly, just to hunt game and collect rent; for whom Eternity and Immortality, and all human greatness and divine truths that didn’t impact the stock market, are pointless myths, as empty as the silent wind. They will either wake up from that belief one day, or be crushed to dust, I believe!—

To such a pass, by our beaverisms and our mammonisms; by canting of "prevenient grace" everywhere, and so boarding and lodging our poor souls upon supervenient moonshine everywhere, for centuries long; by our sordid stupidities and our idle babblings; through faith in the divine Stump-orator, and Constitutional Palaver, or august Sanhedrim of Orators,—have men and Nations been reduced, in this sad epoch! I cannot call them happy Nations; I must call them Nations like to perish; Nations that will either begin to recover, or else soon die. Recovery is to be hoped;—yes, since there is in Nature an Almighty Beneficence, and His voice, divinely terrible, can be heard in the world-whirlwind now, even as from of old and forevermore. Recovery, or else destruction and annihilation, is very certain; and the crisis, too, comes rapidly on: but by Stump-Orator and Constitutional Palaver, however perfected, my hopes of recovery have long vanished. Not by them, I should imagine, but by something far the reverse of them, shall we return to truth and God!—

To such an extent, through our obsession with wealth and materialism; by constantly talking about "prevenient grace" and relying on fleeting illusions to support our souls for centuries; through our selfish foolishness and pointless chatter; through belief in the divine Stump-orator and Constitutional Palaver, or the esteemed assembly of orators—men and nations have been brought low in this unfortunate time! I can’t call them happy nations; I must call them nations on the brink of collapse; nations that must either begin to heal or will soon perish. Healing is possible; yes, because there is an Almighty Goodness in Nature, and His profoundly powerful voice can be heard in the chaotic world now, just as it has been throughout history. It's either recovery or destruction and annihilation, that much is clear; and the crisis is approaching quickly: but thanks to the Stump-Orator and Constitutional Palaver, no matter how refined, my hopes for recovery have long disappeared. It won't be through them, I believe, but through something completely different that we will return to truth and God!

I tell you, the ignoble intellect cannot think the truth, even within its own limits, and when it seriously tries! And of the ignoble intellect that does not seriously try, and has even reached the "ignobleness" of seriously trying the reverse, and of lying with its very tongue, what are we to expect? It is frightful to consider. Sincere wise speech is but an imperfect corollary, and insignificant outer manifestation, of sincere wise thought. He whose very tongue utters falsities, what has his heart long been doing? The thought of his heart is not its wisest, not even its wisest; it is its foolishest;—and even of that we have a false and foolish copy. And it is Nature's Fact, or the Thought of the Eternal, which we want to arrive at in regard to the matter,—which if we do not arrive at, we shall not save the matter, we shall drive the matter into shipwreck!

I tell you, a corrupt mind can't grasp the truth, even within its own boundaries, and when it actually tries! And for the corrupt mind that doesn’t even attempt seriously, and has sunk to the "corruption" of trying to do the opposite, and lying outright, what should we expect? It's terrifying to think about. Honest and wise expression is just an imperfect result, a minor outward sign, of honest and wise thinking. When someone’s tongue speaks lies, what has their heart been doing all along? The thoughts of their heart are not the wisest, not even its wisest; they are its most foolish;—and even of that, we have a false and foolish version. What we aim to understand regarding this issue is Nature's Fact, or the Thought of the Eternal,—which if we do not grasp, we will ruin the situation, we will lead it to disaster!

The practice of modern Parliaments, with reporters sitting among them, and twenty-seven millions mostly fools listening to them, fills me with amazement. In regard to no thing, or fact as God and Nature have made it, can you get so much as the real thought of any honorable head,—even so far as it, the said honorable head, still has capacity of thought. What the honorable gentleman's wisest thought is or would have been, had he led from birth a life of piety and earnest veracity and heroic virtue, you, and he himself poor deep-sunk creature, vainly conjecture as from immense dim distances far in the rear of what he is led to say. And again, far in the rear of what his thought is,—surely long infinitudes beyond all he could ever think,—lies the Thought of God Almighty, the Image itself of the Fact, the thing you are in quest of, and must find or do worse! Even his, the honorable gentleman's, actual bewildered, falsified, vague surmise or quasi-thought, even this is not given you; but only some falsified copy of this, such as he fancies may suit the reporters and twenty-seven millions mostly fools. And upon that latter you are to act;—with what success, do you expect? That is the thought you are to take for the Thought of the Eternal Mind,—that double-distilled falsity of a blockheadism from one who is false even as a blockhead!

The way modern Parliaments operate, with reporters sitting among them and twenty-seven million mostly clueless people listening, amazes me. When it comes to any situation or fact as God and Nature intended, you can’t get the real thoughts of any respectable person—even if said person still has the ability to think. What the honorable gentleman’s best thoughts are or could have been, had he lived a life of piety, sincerity, and true virtue, is something you and he, poor lost soul, can only guess at from a great distance behind what he is led to say. And again, far behind what his mind can grasp—surely light-years beyond anything he could ever conceive—lies the Thought of God Almighty, the true Image of the Fact, the thing you’re searching for and must discover or face dire consequences! Even his, the honorable gentleman’s, actual confused, distorted, vague guess or half-thought isn’t given to you; only some twisted version of it that he thinks might please the reporters and the twenty-seven million mostly clueless people. And that’s what you’re supposed to act on;—with what success do you expect? That’s the thought you’re meant to accept as the Thought of the Eternal Mind—that heavily diluted nonsense from someone who is just as misguided as a fool!

Do I make myself plain to Mr. Peter's understanding? Perhaps it will surprise him less that parliamentary eloquence excites more wonder than admiration in me; that the fate of countries governed by that sublime alchemy does not appear the hopefulest just now. Not by that method, I should apprehend, will the Heavens be scaled and the Earth vanquished; not by that, but by another.

Do I make myself clear to Mr. Peter? Maybe it won't shock him as much that parliamentary speeches inspire more curiosity than admiration in me; that the situation of countries run by that impressive trickery doesn't seem very promising right now. I don't think that's how we’ll reach the heavens and conquer the earth; not through that way, but through another.

A benevolent man once proposed to me, but without pointing out the methods how, this plan of reform for our benighted world: To cut from one generation, whether the current one or the next, all the tongues away, prohibiting Literature too; and appoint at least one generation to pass its life in silence. "There, thou one blessed generation, from the vain jargon of babble thou art beneficently freed. Whatsoever of truth, traditionary or original, thy own god-given intellect shall point out to thee as true, that thou wilt go and do. In doing of it there will be a verdict for thee; if a verdict of True, thou wilt hold by it, and ever again do it; if of Untrue, thou wilt never try it more, but be eternally delivered from it. To do aught because the vain hearsays order thee, and the big clamors of the sanhedrim of fools, is not thy lot,—what worlds of misery are spared thee! Nature's voice heard in thy own inner being, and the sacred Commandment of thy Maker: these shall be thy guidances, thou happy tongueless generation. What is good and beautiful thou shalt know; not merely what is said to be so. Not to talk of thy doings, and become the envy of surrounding flunkies, but to taste of the fruit of thy doings themselves, is thine. What the Eternal Laws will sanction for thee, do; what the Froth Gospels and multitudinous long-eared Hearsays never so loudly bid, all this is already chaff for thee,—drifting rapidly along, thou knowest whitherward, on the eternal winds."

A kind man once suggested to me a plan to reform our troubled world: to cut off the tongues of one generation, whether it’s the current one or the next, and to prohibit Literature as well; allowing at least one generation to live in silence. "There, you blessed generation, you are free from the pointless chatter of nonsense. Whatever truth—whether traditional or original—your own God-given intellect identifies as true, that is what you will pursue. In doing so, there will be a judgment for you; if it’s deemed True, you will embrace it and continue doing it; if it’s deemed Untrue, you will never attempt it again, thus being forever freed from it. To do something just because the empty gossip tells you to, and the loud outcries of the multitude of fools dictate, is not your fate—how much misery that saves you! The voice of Nature, heard within your own being, along with the sacred commandments of your Maker, will be your guides, you happy, tongue-less generation. You will understand what is good and beautiful, not just what people say is so. It’s not about talking about your actions to make others jealous, but about truly experiencing the results of your actions. Follow what the Eternal Laws approve for you; ignore what the superficial Gospels and countless foolish rumors demand, all of that is already just chaff for you—drifting quickly along, you know where it’s headed, on the eternal winds."

Good Heavens, if such a plan were practicable, how the chaff might be winnowed out of every man, and out of all human things; and ninety-nine hundredths of our whole big Universe, spiritual and practical, might blow itself away, as mere torrents of chaff whole trade-winds of chaff, many miles deep, rushing continually with the voice of whirlwinds towards a certain FIRE, which knows how to deal with it! Ninety-nine hundredths blown away; all the lies blown away, and some skeleton of a spiritual and practical Universe left standing for us which were true: O Heavens, is it forever impossible, then? By a generation that had no tongue it really might be done; but not so easily by one that had. Tongues, platforms, parliaments, and fourth-estates; unfettered presses, periodical and stationary literatures: we are nearly all gone to tongue, I think; and our fate is very questionable.

Good grief, if such a plan were possible, how easily we could filter out the nonsense from everyone and from all of humanity; and ninety-nine percent of our entire Universe, both spiritual and practical, could simply vanish like clouds of chaff. Massive trade winds of chaff, deep as miles, would constantly rush with the sound of whirlwinds toward a specific FIRE that knows how to handle it! Ninety-nine percent blown away; all the lies gone, leaving behind only the bare bones of a true spiritual and practical Universe: Oh my God, is it truly impossible forever? A generation without a voice could actually make this happen; but not so easily for one with a voice. Chatter, platforms, parliaments, and the press; unrestricted media, magazines, and newspapers: I think we’re mostly caught up in talk now; and our future looks very uncertain.

Truly, it is little known at present, and ought forthwith to become better known, what ruin to all nobleness and fruitfulness and blessedness in the genius of a poor mortal you generally bring about, by ordering him to speak, to do all things with a view to their being seen! Few good and fruitful things ever were done, or could be done, on those terms. Silence, silence; and be distant ye profane, with your jargonings and superficial babblements, when a man has anything to do! Eye-service,—dost thou know what that is, poor England?—eye-service is all the man can do in these sad circumstances; grows to be all he has the idea of doing, of his or any other man's ever doing, or ever having done, in any circumstances. Sad, enough. Alas, it is our saddest woe of all;—too sad for being spoken of at present, while all or nearly all men consider it an imaginary sorrow on my part!

Honestly, it’s not well known right now, but it really should be, how much damage you do to all the greatness, productivity, and happiness in the spirit of a struggling person by making him speak or do things just to be noticed! Few meaningful or valuable things have ever been accomplished, or could be, under those conditions. Silence, silence; keep your shallow talk and trivial chatter away when someone has something important to do! Eye-service—do you know what that is, poor England?—eye-service is all a person can manage in these tough situations; it becomes all he thinks he can do, all anyone thinks can be done, or has ever been done, in any situation. It’s truly sad. Unfortunately, it's our greatest sorrow; too sad to discuss right now, especially when most people see it as just an imaginary issue on my part!

Let the young English soul, in whatever logic-shop and nonsense-verse establishment of an Eton, Oxford, Edinburgh, Halle, Salamanca, or other High Finishing-School, he may be getting his young idea taught how to speak and spout, and print sermons and review-articles, and thereby show himself and fond patrons that it is an idea,—lay this solemnly to heart; this is my deepest counsel to him! The idea you have once spoken, if it even were an idea, is no longer yours; it is gone from you, so much life and virtue is gone, and the vital circulations of your self and your destiny and activity are henceforth deprived of it. If you could not get it spoken, if you could still constrain it into silence, so much the richer are you. Better keep your idea while you can: let it still circulate in your blood, and there fructify; inarticulately inciting you to good activities; giving to your whole spiritual life a ruddier health. When the time does come for speaking it, you will speak it all the more concisely, the more expressively, appropriately; and if such a time should never come, have you not already acted it, and uttered it as no words can? Think of this, my young friend; for there is nothing truer, nothing more forgotten in these shabby gold-laced days. Incontinence is half of all the sins of man. And among the many kinds of that base vice, I know none baser, or at present half so fell and fatal, as that same Incontinence of Tongue. "Public speaking," "parliamentary eloquence:" it is a Moloch, before whom young souls are made to pass through the fire. They enter, weeping or rejoicing, fond parents consecrating them to the red-hot Idol, as to the Highest God: and they come out spiritually dead. Dead enough; to live thenceforth a galvanic life of mere Stump-Oratory; screeching and gibbering, words without wisdom, without veracity, without conviction more than skin-deep. A divine gift, that? It is a thing admired by the vulgar, and rewarded with seats in the Cabinet and other preciosities; but to the wise, it is a thing not admirable, not adorable; unmelodious rather, and ghastly and bodeful, as the speech of sheeted spectres in the streets at midnight!

Let the young English soul, no matter which logic shop or nonsense poetry place of Eton, Oxford, Edinburgh, Halle, Salamanca, or any other elite school he’s learning how to speak, write sermons, and review articles, take this to heart—this is my best advice for him! The idea you’ve shared, even if it was good, is no longer yours; it’s slipped away, taking with it a piece of your energy and purpose, leaving your life and ambitions lacking that spark. If you haven’t voiced it yet, and can still hold it in silence, you are so much richer for it. It’s better to keep your idea for as long as possible: let it flow in your veins and grow; quietly motivating you to do great things; giving your whole spirit a healthier glow. When the right moment comes to express it, you will do so more clearly, more powerfully, and more fittingly; and if that moment never arrives, haven’t you already acted it out and expressed it in ways that words never can? Reflect on this, my young friend; for there's nothing truer, nothing more forgotten in these shabby gilded times. Lack of restraint is at the root of many human sins. Among the many forms of this base vice, I can think of none worse or more harmful right now than the Incontinence of Tongue. “Public speaking,” “parliamentary eloquence”: it’s a monstrous idol that young souls are made to sacrifice themselves to. They enter, either crying or celebrating, as loving parents offer them to this fiery Idol, thinking it’s the highest calling; and they emerge spiritually dead. Dead enough to lead a mechanical life of mere stump speeches; yelling and babbling, words lacking wisdom, truth, or any real conviction. A divine gift, you say? It’s something that impresses the masses and gets rewarded with seats in the Cabinet and other superficial honors; but to the wise, it’s not something to admire or adore; rather, it sounds jarring, terrifying, and foreboding like the whispers of ghosts wandering the streets at midnight!

Be not a Public Orator, thou brave young British man, thou that art now growing to be something: not a Stump-Orator, if thou canst help it. Appeal not to the vulgar, with its long ears and its seats in the Cabinet; not by spoken words to the vulgar; hate the profane vulgar, and bid it begone. Appeal by silent work, by silent suffering if there be no work, to the gods, who have nobler than seats in the Cabinet for thee! Talent for Literature, thou hast such a talent? Believe it not, be slow to believe it! To speak, or to write, Nature did not peremptorily order thee; but to work she did. And know this: there never was a talent even for real Literature, not to speak of talents lost and damned in doing sham Literature, but was primarily a talent for something infinitely better of the silent kind. Of Literature, in all ways, be shy rather than otherwise, at present! There where thou art, work, work; whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it,—with the hand of a man, not of a phantasm; be that thy unnoticed blessedness and exceeding great reward. Thy words, let them be few, and well-ordered. Love silence rather than speech in these tragic days, when, for very speaking, the voice of man has fallen inarticulate to man; and hearts, in this loud babbling, sit dark and dumb towards one another. Witty,—above all, oh be not witty: none of us is bound to be witty, under penalties; to be wise and true we all are, under the terriblest penalties!

Don't be a public speaker, you brave young British man, you who are now starting to become something more: don't be a stump speaker if you can help it. Don't appeal to the masses, with their long ears and their seats in the Cabinet; don’t use spoken words to reach the masses; detest the crude crowd and tell it to go away. Appeal through quiet work, through silent suffering if there's no work, to the gods, who have something much greater for you than seats in the Cabinet! You have a talent for literature—do you? Don’t take it for granted; be slow to believe it! Nature didn’t force you to speak or write; she did compel you to work. And remember this: there has never been a talent for true literature, let alone the talents wasted on fake literature, that didn’t originally stem from a talent for something far better in silence. Regarding literature, be reserved rather than overly eager for now! Wherever you are, work, work; whatever your hands find to do, do it—with the hands of a man, not of a ghost; let that be your unnoticed blessing and great reward. Let your words be few and well-chosen. Prefer silence over speech during these tragic times, when, just from talking, the voice of man has become indistinct to one another; and hearts, amid this loud chatter, remain dark and dumb towards each other. Clever—oh above all, don’t try to be clever: none of us is obligated to be clever, except under pressure; to be wise and true, we all are, under the most serious penalties!

Brave young friend, dear to me, and known too in a sense, though never seen, nor to be seen by me,—you are, what I am not, in the happy case to learn to be something and to do something, instead of eloquently talking about what has been and was done and may be! The old are what they are, and will not alter; our hope is in you. England's hope, and the world's, is that there may once more be millions such, instead of units as now. Macte; i fausto pede. And may future generations, acquainted again with the silences, and once more cognizant of what is noble and faithful and divine, look back on us with pity and incredulous astonishment!

Brave young friend, dear to me, and known in a way, even though we’ve never met and probably never will—you have what I lack, the fortunate ability to be something and to do something, rather than just talking eloquently about what's happened and what might happen! The old are set in their ways and won’t change; our hope rests with you. England's hope, and the world's, is that there will once again be millions like you, instead of just a few as there are now. Macte; i fausto pede. And may future generations, once more aware of silence and reconnected with what is noble, faithful, and divine, look back at us with pity and disbelief!

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