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The Wrong Twin
By
Harry Leon Wilson
1921.
TO HELEN AND LEON
LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS
CHAPTER I
CHAPTER II
CHAPTER III
CHAPTER IV
CHAPTER V
CHAPTER VI
CHAPTER VII
CHAPTER VIII
CHAPTER IX
CHAPTER X
CHAPTER XI
CHAPTER XII
CHAPTER XIII
CHAPTER XIV
CHAPTER XV
CHAPTER XVI
CHAPTER XVII
CHAPTER XVIII
CHAPTER XIX
CHAPTER XX
CHAPTER XXI
CHAPTER XXII
LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS
CHAPTER I
An establishment in Newbern Center, trading under the name of the Foto Art Shop, once displayed in its window a likeness of the twin sons of Dave Cowan. Side by side, on a lavishly fringed plush couch, they confronted the camera with differing aspects. One sat forward with a decently, even blandly, composed visage, nor had he meddled with his curls. His mate sat back, scowling, and fought the camera to the bitter end. His curls, at the last moment, had been mussed by a raging hand.
A shop in Newbern Center, called the Foto Art Shop, once showcased a picture of Dave Cowan's twin sons in its window. Sitting next to each other on a fancy, fringed plush couch, they posed for the camera in contrasting ways. One leaned forward with a nicely, even somewhat neutrally, composed face, and he hadn’t messed with his curls. His brother slouched back, frowning, and struggled against the camera until the very end. His curls had been tousled at the last moment by an angry hand.
This was in the days of an earlier Newbern, when the twins were four and Winona Penniman began to be their troubled mentor—troubled lest they should not grow up to be refined persons; a day when Dave Cowan, the widely travelled printer, could rightly deride its citizenry as small-towners; a day when the Whipples were Newbern's sole noblesse and the Cowan twins not yet torn asunder.
This was back in the days of an earlier Newbern, when the twins were four and Winona Penniman became their concerned mentor—worried they wouldn't grow up to be refined individuals; a time when Dave Cowan, the well-traveled printer, could honestly mock the locals as small-town folks; a time when the Whipples were the only nobility in Newbern and the Cowan twins were still united.
The little town lay along a small but potent river that turned a few factory wheels with its eager current, and it drew sustenance from the hill farms that encircled it for miles about. You had to take a dingy way train up to the main line if you were going the long day's journey to New York, so that the Center of the name was often construed facetiously by outlanders.
The small town was situated by a small but powerful river that drove a few factory wheels with its strong current, and it relied on the hill farms surrounding it for miles. If you wanted to make the long trip to New York, you had to take a shabby local train to connect with the main line, which is why outsiders often jokingly interpreted the name “Center.”
Now Newbern Center is modern, and grows callous. Only the other day a wandering biplane circled the second nine of its new golf course, and of the four players on the tenth green but one paid it the tribute of an upward glance. Even this was a glance of resentment, for his partner at that instant eyed the alignment for a three-foot putt and might be distracted. The annoyed player flung up a hostile arm at the thing and waved it from the course. Seemingly abashed, the machine slunk off into a cloud bank.
Now Newbern Center is modern and has become indifferent. Just the other day, a passing biplane flew around the second nine of its new golf course, and out of the four players on the tenth green, only one bothered to look up. Even that glance was filled with annoyance, as his partner was focused on lining up a three-foot putt and didn't want to be distracted. The irritated player raised an unfriendly arm at the plane and dismissed it from the course. Seemingly embarrassed, the aircraft drifted away into a cloud.
Old Sharon Whipple, the player who putted, never knew that above him had gone a thing he had very lately said could never be. Sharon has grown modern with the town. Not so many years ago he scoffed at rumours of a telephone. He called it a contraption, and said it would be against the laws of God and common sense. Later he proscribed the horseless carriage as an impracticable toy. Of flying he had affirmed that the fools who tried it would deservedly break their necks, and he had gustily raged at the waste of a hundred and seventy-five acres of good pasture land when golf was talked.
Old Sharon Whipple, the golfer, never realized that above him had gone something he had recently claimed could never happen. Sharon has evolved with the town. Not too long ago, he mocked the idea of a telephone, calling it a gadget and insisting it would go against the laws of God and common sense. Later, he dismissed the automobile as an impractical toy. Regarding flight, he stated that anyone foolish enough to attempt it would justifiably break their necks, and he passionately ranted about the waste of a hundred and seventy-five acres of good pasture land when golf was mentioned.
Yet this very afternoon the inconsequent dotard had employed a telephone to summon his car to transport him to the links, and had denied even a glance of acknowledgment at the wonder floating above him. Much like that is growing Newbern. There was gasping aplenty when Winona Penniman abandoned the higher life and bought a flagrant pair of satin dancing slippers, but now the town lets far more sensational doings go almost unremarked.
Yet this very afternoon, the foolish old man used a phone to call for his car to take him to the golf course, and he didn't even acknowledge the amazing sight above him. This is similar to what's happening in Newbern. There was a lot of shock when Winona Penniman left her high life and bought a flashy pair of satin dancing shoes, but now the town lets even more sensational events go by almost unnoticed.
The place tosses even with the modern fever of unrest. It has its bourgeoisie, its proletariat, its radicals, but also a city-beautiful association and a rather captious sanitary league. Lately a visiting radical, on the occasion of a certain patriotic celebration, expressed a conventional wish to spit upon the abundantly displayed flag. A knowing friend was quick to dissuade him.
The place is stirred up even with today's unrest. It has its middle class, its working class, its radicals, but also a beautification committee and a pretty critical health league. Recently, a visiting radical, during a patriotic celebration, made a typical remark about wanting to spit on the prominently displayed flag. A savvy friend quickly talked him out of it.
"Don't do it! Don't try it! Here, now, you got no freedom! Should you spit only on their sidewalk, they fine the heart's blood out of you."
"Don't do it! Don't even think about it! Right here, right now, you have no freedom! If you even spit on their sidewalk, they'll drain you dry."
Midway between these periods of very early and very late Newbern there was once a shining summer morning on which the Cowan twins, being then nine years old, set out from the Penniman home to pick wild blackberries along certain wooded lanes that environed the town. They were bare-footed, wearing knee pants buttoned to calico waists, these being patterned with small horseshoes which the twins had been told by their father would bring them good luck. They wore cloth caps, and carried tin pails for their berries. These would be sold to the Pennimans at an agreed price of five cents a quart, and it was Winona's hope that the money thus earned on a beautiful Saturday morning would on Sunday be given to the visiting missionary lately returned from China. Winona had her doubts, however, chiefly of Wilbur Cowan's keenness for proselyting, on his own income, in foreign lands. Too often with money in hand, he had yielded to the grosser tyranny of the senses.
Midway between these early and late days in Newbern, there was a bright summer morning when the Cowan twins, who were nine years old at the time, left the Penniman home to gather wild blackberries along some wooded paths surrounding the town. They were barefoot, wearing knee-length shorts buttoned to calico shirts patterned with small horseshoes, which their father had said would bring them good luck. They had on cloth caps and carried tin buckets for their berries. These berries would be sold to the Pennimans for an agreed price of five cents a quart, and Winona hoped that the money they earned on that beautiful Saturday morning would be donated to the visiting missionary who had just returned from China the following day. Winona had her doubts, though, mainly about Wilbur Cowan's enthusiasm for supporting foreign missions with his own money. Too often, when he had money in hand, he had succumbed to the more immediate pleasures of life.
The twins ran races in the soft dust of the highway until they reached the first outlying berry patch. Here they became absorbed in their work. They were finding well-laden bushes along the fence of what to-day is known as the old graveyard.
The twins raced in the soft dust of the highway until they arrived at the first berry patch on the outskirts. There, they got lost in their task. They were discovering bushes full of berries along the fence of what is now known as the old graveyard.
Newbern now has a sophisticated new cemetery, with carved marble and tall shafts of polished granite, trimmed shrubs, and garnished mounds, contrasting—as the newer town to the old—with the dingy inclosure where had very simply been inhumed the dead of that simpler day. In the new cemetery blackberry bushes would not be permitted. Along the older plot they flourished. The place itself is over-grown with rank grasses, with ivy run wild, with untended shrubs, often hiding the memorials, which are mostly of brown sandstone or gray slate. It lies in deep shadow under cypress and willow. It is very still under the gloom of its careless growths—a place not reassuring to the imaginative.
Newbern now has a modern cemetery, featuring carved marble and tall polished granite monuments, neatly trimmed shrubs, and well-kept graves. This contrasts sharply—like the new town with the old—with the shabby area where the dead from simpler times were buried. In the new cemetery, blackberry bushes are not allowed. Meanwhile, in the older section, they thrive. The older site is overgrown with tall grasses, rampant ivy, and unkempt shrubs that often obscure the tombstones, which are mostly made of brown sandstone or gray slate. It is deeply shaded by cypress and willow trees. It’s very quiet under the weight of its wild vegetation—a place that isn’t comforting for those who have an active imagination.
The bottoms of the tin pails had been covered with berries found outside the board fence, and now a hunt for other laden bushes led the twins to a trove of ripened fruit partly outside and partly inside that plot where those of old Newbern had been chested and laid unto their fathers. There was, of course, no question as to the ownership of that fruit out here. It was any one's. There followed debate on a possible right to that which grew abundantly beyond the fence. By some strange but not unprecedented twisting of the mature mind of authority, might it not belong to those inside, or to those who had put them there? Further, would Mrs. Penniman care to make pies of blackberries—even the largest and ripest yet found—that had grown in a graveyard?
The bottoms of the tin pails were filled with berries found outside the wooden fence, and now a search for more fruitful bushes led the twins to a stash of ripe fruit, some of which was outside and some inside that area where the old residents of Newbern had been buried and laid to rest. There was clearly no doubt about who owned the fruit out here. It was free for anyone to pick. They then debated whether they had any claim to the fruit that grew abundantly beyond the fence. By some strange but not unusual twist in the mindset of authority, could it belong to those inside the fence or to those who had planted them? Additionally, would Mrs. Penniman be interested in making blackberry pies—even from the biggest and ripest ones yet found—that had grown in a graveyard?
"They taste just the same," announced the Wilbur twin, having, after a cautious survey, furtively reached through two boards of the fence to retrieve a choice cluster.
"They taste exactly the same," declared the Wilbur twin, having, after a careful look around, secretly reached through two boards of the fence to grab a perfect cluster.
"I guess nobody would want 'em that owns 'em," conceded Wilbur.
"I guess nobody wants them who owns them," admitted Wilbur.
"Well, you climb over first."
"Alright, you go over first."
"We better both go together at the same time."
"We should both go together at the same time."
"No, one of us better try it first and see; then, if it's all right, I'll climb over, too."
"No, one of us should try it first and see; then, if it's fine, I'll climb over as well."
"Aw, I know a better patch up over West Hill in the Whipple woods."
"Aw, I know a better spot over West Hill in the Whipple woods."
"What you afraid of? Nobody would care about a few old blackberries."
"What are you afraid of? Nobody would care about a few old blackberries."
"I ain't afraid."
"I'm not afraid."
"You act like it, I must say. If you wasn't afraid you'd climb that fence pretty quick, wouldn't you? Looky, the big ones!"
"You sure act like it. If you weren’t scared, you’d hop over that fence in no time, right? Look at the big ones!"
The Wilbur twin reflected on this. It sounded plausible. If he wasn't afraid, of course he would climb that fence pretty quick. It stood to reason. It did not occur to him that any one else was afraid. He decided that neither was he.
The Wilbur twin thought about this. It made sense. If he wasn't scared, he would definitely climb that fence pretty fast. It was logical. It didn’t cross his mind that anyone else might be scared. He decided that he wasn't scared either.
"Well, I'm afraid of things that ain't true that scare you in the dark," he admitted, "but I ain't afraid like that now. Not one bit!"
"Well, I'm scared of things that aren't real that spook you in the dark," he admitted, "but I'm not scared like that now. Not at all!"
"Well, I dare you to go."
"Well, I challenge you to go."
"Well, of course I'll go. I was just resting a minute. I got to rest a little, haven't I?"
"Of course I'll go. I was just taking a quick break. I need to rest a bit, right?"
"Well, I guess you're rested. I guess you can climb a plain and simple fence, can't you? You can rest over there, can't you—just as well as what you can rest here?"
"Well, I guess you're rested. I guess you can climb a plain and simple fence, right? You can take a break over there, can't you—just as well as you can here?"
The resting one looked up and down the lane, then peered forward into the shadowy tangle of green things with its rows of headstones. Then, inhaling deeply, he clambered to the top of the fence and leaped to the ground beyond.
The one who was resting looked up and down the path, then glanced ahead into the dark mess of greenery with its rows of headstones. After taking a deep breath, he climbed to the top of the fence and jumped down to the ground on the other side.
"Gee, gosh!" he cried, for he had landed on a trailing branch of blackberry vine.
"Wow!" he exclaimed, as he had landed on a trailing branch of blackberry vine.
He sat down and extracted a thorn from the leathery sole of his bare foot. The prick of the thorn had cleaned his mind of any merely fanciful fears. A surpassing lot of berries was there for the bold to take. His brother stared not too boldly through the fence at the pioneer.
He sat down and pulled a thorn out of the tough bottom of his bare foot. The sting of the thorn had cleared his mind of any silly worries. There was a huge amount of berries for the brave to pick. His brother watched, not too boldly, through the fence at the pioneer.
"Go on and try picking some," he urged in the subdued tones of extreme caution.
"Go ahead and try picking some," he encouraged in a quiet tone of intense caution.
The other calmly set to work. The watcher awaited some mysterious punishment for this desecration. Presently, nothing having happened, he glowed with a boldness of his own and mounted to the top of the fence, where he again waited. He whistled, affecting to be at ease, but with a foot on the safe side of the fence. The busy worker inside paid him no attention. Presently Merle yawned.
The other calmly got to work. The watcher expected some mysterious punishment for this violation. After a while, since nothing happened, he felt a surge of confidence and climbed to the top of the fence, where he waited again. He whistled, pretending to be relaxed, but kept one foot safely on his side of the fence. The busy worker inside ignored him. Soon, Merle yawned.
"Well, I guess I'll come in there myself and pick a few berries," he said very loudly.
"Well, I guess I'll just go in there myself and pick some berries," he said really loudly.
He was giving fair notice to any malign power that might be waiting to blast him. After a fitting interval, he joined his brother and fell to work.
He was warning any evil force that might be ready to attack him. After a suitable amount of time, he joined his brother and got to work.
"Well, I must say!" he chattered. "Who's afraid to come into a graveyard when they can get berries like this? We can fill the pails, and that's thirty cents right here."
"Well, I’ve got to say!" he chattered. "Who’s scared to walk into a graveyard when they can grab berries like these? We can fill the buckets, and that’s thirty cents right here."
The fruit fell swiftly. The Wilbur twin worked in silence. But Merle appeared rather to like the sound of a human voice. He was aimlessly loquacious. His nerves were not entirely tranquil.
The fruit dropped quickly. The Wilbur twin worked quietly. But Merle seemed to enjoy the sound of a human voice. He was unusually talkative for no particular reason. His nerves weren’t completely calm.
"They're growing right over this old one," announced Wilbur presently. Merle glanced up to see him despoiling a bush that embowered one of the brown headstones and an all but obliterated mound.
"They're growing right over this old one," Wilbur said suddenly. Merle looked up to see him destroying a bush that surrounded one of the brown headstones and a nearly erased mound.
"You better be careful," he warned.
"You should be careful," he warned.
"I guess I'm careful enough for this old one," retorted the bolder twin, and swept the trailing bush aside to scan the stone. It was weather-worn and lichened, but the carving was still legible.
"I guess I'm cautious enough for this old one," the bolder twin shot back, pushing the trailing bush aside to take a closer look at the stone. It was worn by the weather and covered in lichen, but the carving was still readable.
"It says, 'Here lies Jonas Whipple, aged eighty-seven,' and it says, 'he passed to his reward April 23, 1828,' and here's his picture."
"It says, 'Here lies Jonas Whipple, aged eighty-seven,' and it says, 'he passed to his reward on April 23, 1828,' and here's his picture."
He pointed to the rounded top of the stone where was graven a circle inclosing primitive eyes, a nose, and mouth. From the bottom of the circle on either side protruded wings.
He pointed to the rounded top of the stone where a circle was engraved, enclosing basic eyes, a nose, and a mouth. From the bottom of the circle on either side, wings extended out.
Merle drew near to scan the device. He was able to divine that the intention of the artist had not been one of portraiture.
Merle moved closer to examine the device. He could tell that the artist's intention had not been to create a portrait.
"That ain't either his picture," he said, heatedly. "That's a cupid!"
"That’s not his picture either," he said angrily. "That’s a cupid!"
"Ho, gee, gosh! Ain't cupids got legs? Where's its legs?"
"Wow, what the heck! Don’t cupids have legs? Where are their legs?"
"Then it's an angel."
"Then it's an angel."
"Angels are longer. I know now—it's a goop. And here's some more reading."
"Angels are longer. I get it now—it's a mess. And here’s some more to read."
He ran his fingers along the worn lettering, then brought his eyes close and read—glibly in the beginning:
He ran his fingers over the faded letters, then brought his eyes closer and read—smoothly at first:
Behold this place as you pass by.
Check out this place as you go by.
As you are now, so once was I.
As you are now, I once was too.
As I am now, so you must be.
Just like I am now, you need to be.
Prepare for death, and follow me.
Get ready to die, and come with me.
The reader's voice lost in fullness and certainty as he neared the end of this strophe.
The reader's voice faded into a sense of completeness and confidence as he approached the end of this stanza.
"Say, we better get right out of here," said Merle, stepping toward the fence. Even Wilbur was daunted by the blunt warning from beyond.
"Hey, we should get out of here," Merle said, moving toward the fence. Even Wilbur was intimidated by the straightforward warning from outside.
"Here's another," called Merle, pausing on his way toward the fence. In hushed, fearful tones he declaimed:
"Here's another," called Merle, stopping as he walked toward the fence. In low, anxious tones he said:
Dear companion in your bloom,
Dear friend in your growth,
Behold me moldering in the tomb,
Look at me decaying in the grave,
For
For
Death is a debt to Nature due,
Death is a debt owed to Nature,
Which I have paid, and so must you.
I've paid that, and so do you.
"There, now, I must say!" called Merle. "We better hurry out!"
"There, now, I have to say!" called Merle. "We should hurry out!"
But the Wilbur twin lingered. Ripe berries still glistened about the stone of the departed Jonas Whipple.
But the Wilbur twin hung around. Ripe berries still shimmered around the stone of the late Jonas Whipple.
"Aw, gee, gosh, they're just old ones!" he declared. "It says this one passed to his reward in 1828, and we wasn't born then, so he couldn't be meaning us, could he? We ain't passed to our reward yet, have we? I simply ain't going to pay the least attention to it."
"Aw, come on, they're just old ones!" he said. "This one says it passed away in 1828, and we weren't even born then, so he can't be talking about us, right? We haven't passed away yet, have we? I'm just not going to pay any attention to it."
A bit nervously he fell again to picking the berries. The mere feel of them emboldened him.
A little nervously, he went back to picking the berries. Just touching them made him feel braver.
"Gee, gosh! We ain't followed him yet, have we?"
"Wow! We haven't followed him yet, have we?"
"'As I am now, so you must be!'" quoted the other in warning.
"'You have to be like I am now!'" warned the other.
"Well, my sakes, don't everyone in town know that? But it don't mean we're going to be—be it—right off."
"Well, my goodness, doesn't everyone in town know that? But it doesn't mean we're going to be—well—right away."
"You better come just the samey!"
"You should come anyway!"
But the worker was stubborn.
But the worker was persistent.
"Ho, I guess I ain't afraid of any old Whipple as old as what this one is!"
"Hey, I guess I'm not scared of any old Whipple, no matter how old this one is!"
"Well, anyway," called Merle, still in hushed tones, "I guess I got enough berries from this place."
"Well, anyway," called Merle, still in quiet tones, "I guess I got enough berries from this spot."
"Aw, come on!" urged the worker.
"Let's go!" urged the worker.
In a rush of bravado he now extemporized a chant of defiance:
In a burst of confidence, he now improvised a chant of defiance:
Old Jonas Whipple
Old Jonas Whipple
Was an old cripple!
Was an old person!
Old Jonas Whipple
Old Jonas Whipple
Was an old cripple!
Was an old disabled person!
The Merle twin found this beyond endurance. He leaped for the fence and gained its top, looking back with a blanched face to see the offender smitten. He wanted to go at once, but this might be worth waiting for.
The Merle twin found this unbearable. He jumped for the fence and reached the top, looking back with a pale face to see the culprit hit. He wanted to leave right away, but this might be worth sticking around for.
Wilbur continued to pick berries. Again he chanted loudly, mocking the solemnities of eternity:
Wilbur kept picking berries. Once more, he sang out loud, making fun of the seriousness of eternity:
Old Jonas Whipple
Jonas Whipple
Was an old cripple!
Was an old person!
Was an old—
Was an old—
The mockery died in his throat, and he froze to a statue of fear. Beyond the headstone of Jonas Whipple, and toward the centre of the plot, a clump of syringa was plainly observed to sway with the movements of a being unseen.
The mocking laughter faded in his throat, and he stood frozen like a statue of fear. Beyond the headstone of Jonas Whipple, towards the center of the plot, a cluster of lilacs was clearly seen swaying with the movements of an unseen presence.
"I told you!" came the hoarse whisper of Merle, but he, too, was chained by fright to the fence top.
"I told you!" came the raspy whisper of Merle, but he, too, was stuck in fear at the top of the fence.
They waited, breathless, in the presence of the king of terrors. Again the bush swayed with a sinister motion. A deeper hush fell about them; the breeze died and song birds stilled their notes. A calamity was imminent. Neither watcher now doubted that a mocked Jonas Whipple would terribly issue from the tangle of shrubbery.
They waited, breathless, in the presence of the king of terrors. Again the bushes swayed in a creepy way. A deeper silence surrounded them; the breeze stopped and the songbirds quieted their tunes. A disaster was about to happen. Neither watcher now doubted that a mocked Jonas Whipple would emerge terrifyingly from the thicket.
The bushes were again agitated; then at the breaking, point of fear for the Cowan twins the emergent figure proved to be not Jonas but a trifling and immature female descendant of his, who now sped rapidly toward them across the intervening glade, nor were the low mounds sacred to her in her progress. Her short shirt of a plaid gingham flopped above her thin, bony legs as she ran, and she grasped a wide-brimmed straw hat in one hand.
The bushes rustled again; at the moment the Cowan twins were really scared, the figure that appeared turned out to be not Jonas but a young and immature female relative of his, who was now darting towards them across the open space, not caring about the low mounds in her way. Her short plaid gingham shirt flapped over her thin, bony legs as she ran, and she held a wide-brimmed straw hat in one hand.
It should be said that this girl appalled the twins hardly less than would an avenging apparition of the outraged Jonas Whipple. Beings of a baser extraction, they had looked upon Whipples only from afar and with awe. Upon this particular Whipple they had looked with especial awe. Other known members of the tribe were inhumanly old and gray and withered, not creatures with whom the most daring fancy could picture the Cowan twins sustaining any sane human relationship. But this one was young and moderately understandable. Observed from across the room of the Methodist Sunday-school, she was undoubtedly human like them; but always so befurbished with rare and shining garments, with glistening silks and costly velvets and laces, with bonnets of pink rosebuds and gloves of kid, that the thought of any secular relationship had been preposterous. Yet she was young, an animal of their own age, whose ways could be comprehended.
It should be noted that this girl shocked the twins almost as much as an avenging ghost of the wronged Jonas Whipple would have. Being of a lower status, they had only seen Whipples from a distance and with a sense of reverence. This particular Whipple inspired them with even more awe. Other known members of the family were inhumanly old, gray, and withered, not the type of people the Cowan twins could ever imagine having a normal relationship with. But this one was young and somewhat relatable. Seen from across the room of the Methodist Sunday school, she was undeniably human like them; but she was always dressed in rare and shining clothes, with sparkling silks, expensive velvets, and laces, wearing bonnets adorned with pink rosebuds and kid gloves, making the idea of any ordinary relationship seem ridiculous. Yet she was young, an equal in age, whose behavior they could understand.
She halted her mad flight when she discovered them, then turned to survey the way she had come. She was panting. The twins regarded her stonily, shaping defenses if she brought up anything regarding any one who might have mocked Jonas Whipple.
She stopped her frantic run when she saw them, then turned to look back at the path she had taken. She was out of breath. The twins looked at her blankly, ready to defend themselves if she mentioned anyone who might have made fun of Jonas Whipple.
When again she could breathe evenly, she said: "It was Cousin Juliana driving by was why I dashed in here. I think I have foiled her."
When she could breathe normally again, she said: "It was Cousin Juliana driving by that made me rush in here. I think I've outsmarted her."
She was not now the creature of troubled elegance that Sabbaths had revealed her. The gingham dress was such as a daughter of the people might have worn, and the straw hat, though beribboned, was not impressive. She was a bony little girl, with quick, greenish eyes and a meagre pigtail of hair of the hue that will often cause a girl to be called Carrots. Her thin, eager face was lavishly freckled; her nose was trivial to the last extreme. Besides her hat, she carried and now nonchalantly drew refreshment from a stick of spirally striped candy inserted for half its length through the end of a lemon. The candy was evidently of a porous texture, so that the juice of the fruit would reach the consumer's pursed lips charmingly modified by its passage along the length of the sweet. One needed but to approximate a vacuum at the upper end of the candy, and the mighty and mysterious laws of atmospheric pressure completed the benign process.
She was no longer the troubled beauty that Sabbaths had shown her to be. The gingham dress looked like something a common girl might wear, and the straw hat, despite the ribbons, wasn't very impressive. She was a thin little girl, with bright green eyes and a sparse pigtail that made people often call her Carrots. Her eager, skinny face was covered in freckles, and her nose was insignificant to the extreme. Besides her hat, she casually pulled out a stick of spirally striped candy that was inserted halfway through a lemon. The candy seemed to be porous, letting the juice of the fruit reach her pursed lips in a delightful way as it traveled through the sweet treat. All she needed to do was create a bit of a vacuum at the top of the candy, and the amazing laws of atmospheric pressure would do the rest.
It should be said for the twins that they were not social climbers. In their instant infatuation for this novel device they quite lost the thrill that should have been theirs from the higher aspects of the encounter. They were not impressed at meeting a Whipple on terms of seeming equality. They had eyes and desire solely for this delectable refection. Again and again the owner enveloped the top of the candy with prehensile lips; deep cavities appeared in her profusely spangled cheeks. Her eyes would close in an ecstasy of concentration. The twins stared, and at intervals were constrained to swallow.
It should be noted that the twins weren't looking to climb the social ladder. In their quick fascination with this new gadget, they completely lost the excitement that should have come from the more elevated parts of the encounter. They weren't impressed by meeting a Whipple on what felt like equal terms. Their focus and desire were solely on this delicious treat. Time and again, the owner wrapped her lips around the top of the candy; deep dents formed in her heavily decorated cheeks. Her eyes would close in a blissful state of concentration. The twins watched intently and occasionally felt the need to swallow.
"Gee, gosh!" muttered the Wilbur twin, helpless in the sight of so fierce a joy. His brother descended briskly from the fence.
"Wow!" muttered the Wilbur twin, overwhelmed by such intense joy. His brother jumped down from the fence.
"I bet that's good," he said, genially, and taking the half-filled pail from his brother's unresisting grasp he approached the newcomer. "Try some of these nice ripe blackberries," he royally urged.
"I bet that's good," he said warmly, and taking the half-filled pail from his brother's relaxed grip, he walked over to the newcomer. "Try some of these nice ripe blackberries," he encouraged generously.
"Thanks a lot!" said the girl, and did so. But the hospitality remained one-sided.
"Thank you so much!" said the girl, and she did just that. But the hospitality was still one-sided.
"I have to keep up my strength," she explained. "I have a long, hard journey before me. I'm running away."
"I need to stay strong," she said. "I have a long, tough journey ahead of me. I'm escaping."
Blackberry juice now stained her chin, enriching a colour scheme already made notable by dye from the candy.
Blackberry juice now stained her chin, adding to a color scheme already highlighted by dye from the candy.
"Running away!" echoed the twins. This, also, was sane.
"Running away!" shouted the twins. This was rational too.
"Where to?" demanded Wilbur.
"Where to?" asked Wilbur.
"Far, far off to the great city with all its pitfalls."
"Way off in the big city with all its challenges."
"New York?" demanded Merle. "What's a pitfall?"
"New York?" Merle asked. "What's a pitfall?"
"The way Ben Blunt did when his cruel stepmother beat him because he wouldn't steal and bring it home."
"The way Ben Blunt felt when his harsh stepmother hit him because he wouldn't steal and bring it home."
"Ben Blunt?" questioned both twins.
"Ben Blunt?" both twins asked.
"That's whom I am going to be. That's whom I am now—or just as soon as I change clothes with some unfortunate. It's in a book. 'Ben Blunt, the Newsboy; or, From Rags to Riches.' He run off because his cruel stepmother beat him black and blue, and he become a mere street urchin, though his father, Mr. Blunt, was a gentleman in good circumstances; and while he was a mere street urchin he sold papers and blacked boots, and he was an honest, manly lad and become adopted by a kind, rich old gentleman named Mr. Pettigrew, that he saved from a gang of rowdies that boded him no good, and was taken to his palatial mansion and given a kind home and a new suit of clothes and a good Christian education, and that's how he got from rags to riches. And I'm going to be it; I'm going to be a mere street urchin and do everything he did."
"That's who I'm going to be. That's who I am now—or at least as soon as I swap clothes with someone less fortunate. It's in a book. 'Ben Blunt, the Newsboy; or, From Rags to Riches.' He ran away because his cruel stepmother beat him up, and he became just a street kid, even though his dad, Mr. Blunt, was a gentleman in good circumstances. While he was a street kid, he sold newspapers and shined shoes, and he was an honest, decent guy. He got taken in by a kind, wealthy old man named Mr. Pettigrew, whom he saved from a group of tough guys who meant him harm. He got brought to his fancy mansion and given a loving home, a new outfit, and a solid education, and that's how he went from rags to riches. And I'm going to be that; I'm going to be a street kid and do everything he did."
"Ho!" The Wilbur twin was brutal. "You're nothing but a girl!"
"Hey!" The Wilbur twin was ruthless. "You're just a girl!"
The runaway flashed him a hostile glance.
The runaway shot him a hostile look.
"Don't be silly! What difference does it make? Haven't I a cruel stepmother that is constantly making scenes if I do the least little thing, especially since Miss Murtree went home because her mother has typhoid in Buffalo. You wait till I get the right clothes."
"Don't be ridiculous! What difference does it make? Don't I have a cruel stepmother who always creates drama if I do the smallest thing, especially now that Miss Murtree has gone home because her mom has typhoid in Buffalo? Just wait until I get the right clothes."
"Does she beat you something awful?" demanded the Merle twin unctuously.
"Does she treat you really badly?" the Merle twin asked in a slick manner.
The victim hesitated.
The victim paused.
"Well, you might call it that."
"Yeah, you could say that."
"What kind of right clothes?" asked his brother.
"What kind of right clothes?" his brother asked.
"Boy's clothes; filthy rags of boy's clothes—like yours," she concluded. Her appraising glance rested on the garments of the questioning twin. Both became conscious of their mean attire, and squirmed uneasily.
"Boy's clothes; dirty rags of boy's clothes—just like yours," she said. Her evaluating gaze lingered on the clothes of the questioning twin. Both of them became aware of their shabby outfits and shifted uncomfortably.
"These are just everyday clothes," muttered the Wilbur twin.
"These are just regular clothes," murmured the Wilbur twin.
"We have fine new Sunday suits at home," boasted Merle. "Too fine to wear every day. If you saw those clothes once I guess you'd talk different. Shoes and stockings, too."
"We have some really nice new Sunday suits at home," Merle bragged. "Too nice to wear every day. If you saw those clothes just once, I bet you'd think differently. Shoes and stockings, too."
The girl effaced his grandeur with a shrug.
The girl dismissed his grandeur with a shrug.
"That's nothing—everyone has mere Sunday clothes."
"That's nothing—everyone has just their Sunday best."
"Is Miss Murtree that old lady that brings you to the Sunday-school?" demanded Wilbur.
"Is Miss Murtree that old lady who takes you to Sunday school?" asked Wilbur.
"Yes; she's my governess, and had to go to her dying mother, and I hope she gets a cruel stepmother that will be harsh to her childish sports, like that Mrs. Blunt was. But she isn't old. It's her beard makes her look so mature."
"Yeah, she's my governess, and she had to go take care of her dying mother. I hope she ends up with a mean stepmother who's tough on her childish antics, just like that Mrs. Blunt was. But she's not old. It's her beard that makes her look so grown-up."
"Aw!" cried both twins, denoting incredulity.
"Wow!" exclaimed both twins, showing their disbelief.
"She has, too, a beard! A little moustache and some growing on her chin. When I first got 'Ben Blunt, or from Rags to Riches,' out of the Sunday-school library I asked her how she made it grow, because I wanted one to grow on me, but she made a scene and never did tell me. I wish it would come out on me that way." She ran questing fingers along her brief upper lip and round her pointed chin. "But prob'ly I ain't old enough."
"She has a beard too! A little mustache and some hair on her chin. When I first borrowed 'Ben Blunt, or from Rags to Riches' from the Sunday school library, I asked her how she made it grow because I wanted one for myself, but she freaked out and never told me. I wish I could grow one like that." She ran her fingers along her short upper lip and around her pointed chin. "But I probably just isn't old enough."
"You're only a girl," declared the Wilbur twin, "and you won't ever have a beard, and you couldn't be Ben Blunt."
"You're just a girl," said the Wilbur twin, "and you'll never have a beard, and you can't be Ben Blunt."
"Only a girl!" she flashed, momentarily stung into a defense of her sex. "Huh! I guess I'd rather be a girl than a nasty little boy with his hands simply covered with warts."
"Just a girl!" she shot back, briefly defensive about her gender. "Huh! I'd definitely choose to be a girl over a gross little boy with hands all covered in warts."
The shamed hands of Wilbur Cowan sought the depths of his pockets, but he came up from the blow.
The embarrassed hands of Wilbur Cowan searched the depths of his pockets, but he returned empty-handed from the hit.
"Yes, you'd rather be a girl!" he retorted, with ponderous irony. "It's a good thing you wasn't born in China. Do you know what? If you'd been born in China, when they seen what it was they'd simply have chucked you into the river to drown'd."
"Yeah, you'd totally want to be a girl!" he shot back, dripping with sarcasm. "Good thing you weren't born in China. You know what? If you'd been born in China and they saw what you were, they would have just thrown you into the river to drown."
"The idea! They would not!"
"The idea! They won't!"
"Ho! You're so smart! I guess you think you know more than that missionary that told us so at the meeting. I guess you think he was telling lies. They'd have drownded you as soon as they seen it was a girl. But boys they keep."
"Wow! You're really clever! I bet you think you know more than that missionary who said so at the meeting. I guess you think he was lying. They would have drowned you as soon as they saw you were a girl. But boys, they keep."
"I don't listen to gossip," said the girl, loftily.
"I don't pay attention to gossip," the girl said, proudly.
"And besides," continued the inquisitor, "if you think boys are such bad ones, what you trying to be one for, and be Ben Blunt and all like that?"
"And besides," the inquisitor continued, "if you think guys are so bad, why are you trying to be one and be like Ben Blunt and all that?"
"You're too young to understand if I told you," she replied with a snappish dignity.
"You're too young to get it if I told you," she replied with a haughty tone.
The Merle twin was regretting these asperities. His eyes clung constantly to the lemon and candy.
The Merle twin was regretting these harsh moments. His eyes were constantly fixated on the lemon and candy.
"She can be Ben Blunt if she wants to," he now declared in a voice of authority. "I bet she'll have a better moustache than that old Miss Murphy's."
"She can be Ben Blunt if she wants," he said now in a commanding tone. "I bet she'll have a better mustache than that old Miss Murphy's."
"Murtree," she corrected him, and spoke her thanks with a brightening glance. "Here," she added, proffering her treasure, "take a good long suck if you want to."
"Murtree," she corrected him, and expressed her gratitude with a cheerful look. "Here," she added, offering her treasure, "take a good long sip if you want."
He did want to. His brother beheld him with anguished eyes. As Merle demonstrated the problem in hydraulics the girl studied him more attentively, then gleamed with a sudden new radiance.
He wanted to. His brother looked at him with pained eyes. As Merle explained the hydraulics problem, the girl watched him more intently, and then suddenly lit up with a new energy.
"Oh, I'll tell you what let's do!" she exclaimed. "We'll change clothes with each other, and then I'll be Ben Blunt without waiting till I get to the great city. Cousin Juliana could pass me right by on the street and never know me." She clapped her small brown hands. "Goody!" she finished.
"Oh, I have an idea!" she exclaimed. "Let's swap clothes, and then I can be Ben Blunt without having to wait until I get to the big city. Cousin Juliana could walk right past me on the street and never recognize me." She clapped her little brown hands. "Yay!" she added.
But the twins stiffened. The problem was not so simple.
But the twins tensed up. The issue was not that straightforward.
"How do you mean—change clothes?" demanded Merle.
"How do you mean—change clothes?" Merle asked.
"Why, just change! I'll put on your clothes and look like a mere street urchin right away."
"Why not just change? I'll wear your clothes and look like a total street kid in no time."
"But what am I going to—"
"But what am I going to—"
"Put on my clothes, of course. I explained that."
"Of course, put on my clothes. I explained that."
"Be dressed like a girl?"
"Dress like a girl?"
"Only till you get home; then you can put on your Sunday clothes."
"Only until you get home; then you can put on your Sunday clothes."
"But they wouldn't be Sunday clothes if I had to wear 'em every day, and then I wouldn't have any Sunday clothes."
"But they wouldn't be Sunday clothes if I had to wear them every day, and then I wouldn't have any Sunday clothes."
"Stupid! You can buy new ones, can't you?"
"Seriously! You can just buy new ones, right?"
"Well, I don't know."
"Honestly, I have no idea."
"I'd give you a lot of money to buy some."
"I'd give you a lot of money to get some."
"Let's see it."
"Let’s check it out."
Surprisingly the girl stuck out a foot. Her ankle seemed badly swollen; she seemed even to reveal incipient elephantiasis.
Surprisingly, the girl extended her foot. Her ankle looked really swollen; it even appeared to show signs of early elephantiasis.
"Money!" she announced. "Busted my bank and took it all. And I put it in my stocking the way Miss Murtree did when she went to Buffalo to visit her dying mother. But hers was bills, and mine is nickels and dimes and quarters and all like that—thousands of dollars' worth of 'em, and they're kind of disagreeable. They make me limp—kind of. I'll give you a lot of it to buy some new clothes. Let's change quick." She turned and backed up to the Merle twin. "Unbutton my waist," she commanded.
"Money!" she announced. "I emptied my bank and took it all. I put it in my stocking like Miss Murtree did when she went to Buffalo to visit her dying mother. But hers was filled with bills, and mine is packed with nickels, dimes, and quarters—thousands of dollars' worth—and they’re kind of heavy. They make me limp a bit. I'll give you a lot of it to buy some new clothes. Let's change quickly." She turned and backed up to the Merle twin. "Unbutton my waist," she instructed.
The Merle twin backed swiftly away. This was too summary a treatment of a situation that still needed thought.
The Merle twin quickly stepped back. This was too hasty a response to a situation that still required careful consideration.
"Let's see your money," he demanded.
"Let’s see your cash," he insisted.
"Very well!" She sat on the grassy low mound above her forebear, released the top of the long black stocking from the bite of a hidden garter and lowered it to the bulky burden. "Give me your cap," she said, and into Merle's cap spurted a torrent of coins. When this had become reduced to a trickle, and then to odd pieces that had worked down about the heel, the cap held a splendid treasure. Both twins bent excitedly above it. Never had either beheld so vast a sum. It was beyond comprehension. The Wilbur twin plunged a hand thrillingly into the heap.
"Alright!" She sat on the grassy hill above her ancestor, unfastened the top of her long black stocking from the hidden garter, and lowered it onto the heavy load. "Give me your cap," she said, and a stream of coins poured into Merle's cap. When it finally reduced to a trickle and then to odd coins that had gathered around the heel, the cap held a stunning treasure. Both twins leaned in excitedly over it. Neither had ever seen such a large amount. It was hard to believe. The Wilbur twin eagerly plunged a hand into the pile.
"Gee, gosh!" he murmured from the sheer loveliness of it. Shining silver—thousands of dollars of it, the owner had declared.
"Wow!" he murmured from the sheer beauty of it. Shining silver—thousands of dollars' worth, the owner had claimed.
"Now I guess you'll change," said the girl, observing the sensation she had made.
"Now I suppose you'll change," said the girl, noticing the impact she had created.
The twins regarded each other eloquently. It seemed to be acknowledged between them that anything namable would be done to obtain a share of this hoard. Still it was a monstrous infamy, this thing she wanted. Merle filtered coins through his fingers for the wondrous feel of them.
The twins looked at each other meaningfully. It felt like they agreed that anything that could be named would be done to get a piece of this treasure. Still, the thing she wanted was a terrible shame. Merle sifted coins through his fingers, enjoying the amazing sensation of them.
"Well, mebbe we better," he said at last.
"Well, maybe we should," he finally said.
"How much do we get?" demanded Wilbur, exalted but still sane.
"How much do we get?" asked Wilbur, excited but still rational.
"Oh, a lot!" said the girl, carelessly. Plainly she was not one to haggle. "Here, I'll give you two double handfuls—see, like that," and she measured the price into the other cap, not skimping. They were generous, heaping handfuls, and they reduced her horde by half. "Now!" she urged. "And hurry! I must be far by nightfall. I'll keep my shoes and stockings and not go barefoot till I reach the great city. But I'll take your clothes and your cap. Unbutton my waist."
"Oh, a lot!" said the girl, without a care. Clearly, she wasn’t one to negotiate. "Here, I'll give you two big handfuls—see, like this," and she poured the price into the other cap, not holding back. They were generous, overflowing handfuls, and they cut her stash in half. "Now!" she insisted. "And hurry! I need to be far away by nightfall. I'll keep my shoes and stockings and won’t go barefoot until I get to the big city. But I'll take your clothes and your cap. Unbutton my waist."
Again she backed up to Merle. He turned to Wilbur.
Again, she backed up to Merle. He turned to Wilbur.
"I guess we better change with her for all that money. Get your pants and waist off and I'll help button this thing on you."
"I guess we should switch with her for all that money. Take off your pants and waist, and I'll help you button this thing up."
It was characteristic of their relations that there was no thought of Merle being the victim of this barter. The Wilbur twin did not suggest it, but he protested miserably.
It was typical of their relationship that there was no thought of Merle being the one who lost out in this exchange. The Wilbur twin didn’t suggest it, but he complained sadly.
"I don't want to wear a girl's clothes."
"I don't want to wear girls' clothes."
"Silly!" said the girl. "It's for your own good."
"Silly!" the girl said. "It's for your own good."
"You only put it on for a minute, and sneak home quick," reminded his brother, "and look at all the money we'll have! Here, show him again all that money we'll have!"
"You just put it on for a minute and sneak home fast," his brother reminded him, "and look at all the money we’ll have! Here, show him again all that money we’ll have!"
And the girl did even so, holding up to him riches beyond the dreams of avarice. There was bitterness in the eyes of the Wilbur twin even as they gloated on the bribe. The ordeal would be fearful. He was to become a thing—not a girl and still not a boy—a thing somehow shameful. At last the alternative came to him.
And the girl did just that, presenting him with wealth beyond anyone's wildest dreams. There was a look of bitterness in the eyes of the Wilbur twin even as they reveled in the bribe. The experience would be terrifying. He was about to become a thing—not a girl and not quite a boy—a thing that felt somehow shameful. Finally, he considered the alternative.
"You change with her," he said, brightening. "My pants got a tear here on the side, and my waist ain't so clean as yours."
"You change with her," he said, lighting up. "My pants have a tear here on the side, and my waist isn't as tidy as yours."
"Now don't begin that!" said his brother, firmly. "We don't want a lot of silly arguments about it, do we? Look at all the money we'll have!"
"Now don't start that!" his brother said firmly. "We don't want a bunch of pointless arguments about this, do we? Just look at all the money we'll have!"
"Your clothes are the best," said the girl. "I must be filthy and ragged. Oh, please hurry!" Then to Merle: "Do unbutton my waist. Start it at the top and I can finish."
"Your clothes are amazing," said the girl. "I must look dirty and ragged. Oh, please hurry!" Then to Merle: "Can you unbutton my waist? Start from the top and I can finish it."
Gingerly he undid the earliest buttons on that narrow back of checked gingham, and swiftly the girl completed the process to her waist. Then the waist was off her meagre shoulders and she stepped from the hated garment. The Wilbur twin was aghast at her downright methods. He had a feeling that she should have retired for this change. How was he to know that an emergency had lifted her above prejudices sacred to the meaner souled? But now he raised a new objection, for beneath her gown the girl had been still abundantly and intricately clad, girded, harnessed.
Gingerly, he undid the earliest buttons on the narrow back of her checked gingham dress, and quickly, the girl finished the job down to her waist. Then she shrugged off the dress from her thin shoulders and stepped out of the hated garment. The Wilbur twin was shocked by her bold actions. He felt that she should have changed in private. How could he know that an emergency had pushed her past the usual boundaries that less confident people stuck to? But now he had a different concern, because underneath her gown, the girl was still thoroughly and intricately dressed, all cinched and strapped in.
"I can't ever put on all those other things," he declared, indicating the elaborate underdressing.
"I can never wear all that other stuff," he said, pointing to the complicated undergarments.
"Very well, I'll keep 'em on under the pants and waist till I get to the great city," said the girl, obligingly. "But why don't you hurry?"
"Alright, I'll keep them on under my pants and waist until I get to the big city," the girl said, accommodatingly. "But why aren't you hurrying?"
She tossed him the discarded dress. He was seized with fresh panic as he took the thing.
She threw him the discarded dress. He felt a surge of panic as he grabbed it.
"I don't like to," he said, sullenly.
"I don't want to," he said, pouting.
"Look at all the money we'll have!" urged the brother.
"Check out all the money we're going to have!" urged the brother.
"Here," said the girl, beguilingly, "when you've done it I'll give you two long sucks of my lemon candy."
"Here," the girl said enticingly, "once you've finished, I'll give you two long licks of my lemon candy."
She took the enticing combination from Merle and held it fair before his yearning eyes; the last rite of a monstrous seduction was achieved. The victim wavered and was lost. He took the dress.
She took the tempting combination from Merle and held it right in front of his eager eyes; the final act of a monstrous seduction was complete. The victim hesitated and was doomed. He took the dress.
"Whistle if any one comes," he said, and withdrew behind the headstone of the late Jonas Whipple. He—of the modest sex—would not disrobe in public. At least it was part modesty; in part the circumstance that his visible garments were precisely all he wore. He would not reveal to this child of wealth that the Cowans had not the habit of multifarious underwear. Over the headstone presently came the knee pants, the faded calico waist with bone buttons. The avid buyer seized and apparelled herself in them with a deft facility. The Merle twin was amazed that she should so soon look so much like a boy. From behind the headstone came the now ambiguous and epicene figure of the Wilbur twin, contorted to hold together the back of his waist.
"Whistle if anyone comes," he said and stepped behind the headstone of the late Jonas Whipple. He—being of the modest gender—wouldn’t undress in public. At least that was part of it; the other part was that his visible clothing was pretty much all he had on. He wouldn't let this wealthy child know that the Cowans didn’t have a lot of different underwear. Over the headstone soon appeared the knee pants and the faded calico shirt with bone buttons. The eager buyer quickly grabbed and put them on with skill. The Merle twin was surprised she could look so much like a boy so fast. From behind the headstone came the now ambiguous and gender-neutral figure of the Wilbur twin, awkwardly trying to hold the back of his shirt together.
"I can't button it," he said in deepest gloom.
"I can't button it," he said, feeling really down.
"Here!" said the girl.
"Here!" the girl said.
"Not you!"
"Not you!"
It seemed to him that this would somehow further degrade him. At least another male should fasten this infamous thing about him. When the buttoning was done he demanded the promised candy and lemon. He glutted himself with the stimulant. He had sold his soul and was taking the price. His wrists projected far from the gingham sleeves, and in truth he looked little enough like a girl. The girl looked much more like a boy. The further price of his shame was paid in full.
It seemed to him that this would somehow only humiliate him further. At the very least, another guy should be the one to fasten this infamous thing on him. Once the buttoning was done, he demanded the promised candy and lemon. He indulged in the treat. He had sold his soul and was collecting his payment. His wrists jutted out far from the checkered sleeves, and honestly, he didn’t look much like a girl at all. The girl looked much more like a boy. The full cost of his shame had been paid.
"I'd better take charge of it," said Merle, and did so with an air of large benevolence. "I just don't know what all we'll spend it for," he added.
"I should probably handle this," Merle said, taking control with a sense of generosity. "I just have no idea what we'll end up using it for," he added.
The Wilbur twin's look of anguish deepened.
The Wilbur twins' expressions of anguish grew more intense.
"I got a pocket in this dress to hold my money," he suggested.
"I have a pocket in this dress for my money," he suggested.
"You might lose it," objected Merle. "I better keep it for us."
"You might lose it," Merle said. "I should hold onto it for us."
The girl had transferred her remaining money to the pockets which, as a boy, she now possessed. Then she tried on the cap. But it proved to be the cap of Merle.
The girl had moved her remaining money to the pockets she now had as a boy. Then she tried on the cap. But it turned out to be Merle's cap.
"No; you must take Wilbur's cap," he said, "because you got his clothes."
"No; you need to take Wilbur's cap," he said, "since you took his clothes."
"And he can wear my hat," said the girl.
"And he can wear my hat," the girl said.
The Wilbur twin viciously affirmed that he would wear no girl's hat, yet was presently persuaded that he would, at least when he sneaked home. It was agreed by all finally that this would render him fairly a girl in the eyes of the world. But he would not yet wear it. He was beginning to hate this girl. He shot hostile glances at her as—with his cap on her head, her hands deep in the money-laden pockets—she swaggered and swanked before them.
The Wilbur twin fiercely insisted that he wouldn’t wear a girl’s hat, yet he was soon convinced that he would, at least when he sneaked home. Everyone eventually agreed that this would make him look like a girl in the eyes of the world. But he still wouldn’t wear it. He was starting to hate this girl. He shot her angry looks as she swaggered in front of them, wearing his cap and with her hands deep in the money-filled pockets.
"I'm Ben Blunt—I'm Ben Blunt," she muttered, hoarsely, and swung her shoulders and brandished her thin legs to prove it.
"I'm Ben Blunt—I'm Ben Blunt," she whispered, her voice rough, and she tossed her shoulders and waved her skinny legs to show it.
He laughed with scorn.
He laughed derisively.
"Yes, you are!" he gibed. "Look at your hair! I guess Ben Blunt didn't have long girl's hair, did he—stringy old red hair?"
"Yes, you are!" he mocked. "Just look at your hair! I bet Ben Blunt didn't have long girl’s hair, did he—stringy old red hair?"
Her hands flew to her pigtail.
Her hands went straight to her pigtail.
"My hair is not red," she told him. "It's just a decided blonde." Then she faltered, knowing full well that Ben Blunt's hair was not worn in a braid. "Of course I'm going to cut it off," she said. "Haven't you boys got a knife?"
"My hair isn't red," she said to him. "It's definitely blonde." Then she hesitated, fully aware that Ben Blunt didn't wear his hair in a braid. "Of course I'm going to cut it off," she continued. "Don’t you guys have a knife?"
They had a knife. It was Wilbur's, but Merle quite naturally took it from him and assumed charge of the ensuing operation. Wilbur Cowan had to stand by with no place to put his hands—a mere onlooker. Yet it was his practical mind that devised the method at last adopted, for the early efforts of his brother to sever the braid evoked squeals of pain from the patient. At Wilbur's suggestion she was backed up to the fence and the braid brought against a board, where it could be severed strand by strand. It was not neatly done, but it seemed to suffice. When the cap was once more adjusted, rather far back on the shorn head, even the cynical Wilbur had to concede that the effect was not bad. The severed braid, a bow of yellow ribbon at the end, now engaged the notice of its late owner.
They had a knife. It belonged to Wilbur, but Merle naturally took it from him and took charge of what happened next. Wilbur Cowan had to just stand there with his hands empty—a simple bystander. But it was his practical mind that came up with the method they finally used, since the early attempts by his brother to cut the braid caused the patient to squeal in pain. Following Wilbur's suggestion, they backed her up to the fence and pressed the braid against a board, where it could be cut strand by strand. It wasn't done perfectly, but it seemed to work. Once the cap was adjusted again, positioned a bit far back on her newly shorn head, even the cynical Wilbur had to admit that the result wasn't bad. The severed braid, with a yellow ribbon tied at the end, now caught the attention of its former owner.
"The officers of the law might trace me by it," she said, "so we must foil them."
"The police might track me through it," she said, "so we have to outsmart them."
"Tie a stone to it and sink it in the river," urged Wilbur.
"Tie a stone to it and throw it in the river," insisted Wilbur.
"Hide it in those bushes," suggested Merle.
"Hide it in those bushes," Merle suggested.
But the girl was inspired by her surroundings.
But the girl was inspired by what was around her.
"Bury it!" she ordered.
"Dig a hole!" she ordered.
The simple interment was performed. With the knife a shallow grave was opened close to the stone whereon old Jonas Whipple taunted the living that they were but mortal, and in it they laid the pigtail to its last rest, patting the earth above it and replacing the turf against possible ghouls.
The simple burial took place. With a knife, a shallow grave was dug near the stone where old Jonas Whipple mocked the living for being mortal, and they laid the pigtail to rest, patting the earth over it and replacing the grass to protect it from potential grave robbers.
Again the girl swaggered broadly before them, swinging her shoulders, flaunting her emancipated legs in a stride she considered masculine. Then she halted, hands in pockets, rocked easily upon heel and toe, and spat expertly between her teeth. For the first time she impressed the Wilbur twin, extorting his reluctant admiration. He had never been able to spit between his teeth. Still, there must be things she couldn't do.
Again, the girl strutted confidently in front of them, swinging her shoulders and showing off her independent legs with a walk she thought was masculine. Then she stopped, hands in her pockets, effortlessly rocking back and forth on her heels and toes, and spat skillfully between her teeth. For the first time, she caught the Wilbur twin's attention, earning his reluctant admiration. He had never been able to spit between his teeth. Still, there had to be things she couldn't do.
"You got to smoke and chew and curse," he warned her.
"You have to smoke, chew, and curse," he warned her.
"I won't, either! It says Ben Blunt was a sturdy lad of good habits. Besides, I could smoke if I wanted to. I already have. I smoked Harvey D.'s pipe."
"I won't, either! It says Ben Blunt was a strong kid with good habits. Plus, I could smoke if I wanted to. I already have. I smoked Harvey D.'s pipe."
"Who's Harvey D.?"
"Who is Harvey D.?"
"My father. I smoked his pipe repeatedly."
"My dad. I smoked his pipe over and over."
"Repeatedly?"
"Again?"
"Well, I smoked it twice. That's repeatedly, ain't it? I'd have done it more repeatedly, but Miss Murtree sneaked in and made a scene."
"Well, I smoked it twice. That's pretty much a repeat, right? I would have done it more, but Miss Murtree came in and caused a scene."
"Did you swallow the smoke through your nose?"
"Did you inhale the smoke through your nose?"
"I—I guess so. It tasted way down on my insides."
"I—I think so. I felt it deep inside me."
Plainly there was something to the girl after all. The Wilbur twin here extracted from the dress pocket, to which he had transferred his few belongings, the half of something known to Newbern as a pennygrab. It was a slender roll of quite inferior dark tobacco, and the original purchaser had probably discarded it gladly. The present owner displayed it to the girl.
Plainly there was something to the girl after all. The Wilbur twin here pulled out of his dress pocket, where he'd stashed his few belongings, half of what Newbern called a pennygrab. It was a thin roll of really low-quality dark tobacco, and the original buyer probably got rid of it happily. The current owner showed it to the girl.
"I'll give you a part of this, and we'll light up."
"I'll share some of this with you, and we'll get lit."
"Well, I don't know. It says Ben Blunt was a sturdy lad of good——"
"Well, I don't know. It says Ben Blunt was a strong kid with good——"
"I bet you never did smoke repeatedly!"
"I bet you never smoked over and over!"
Her manhood was challenged.
His masculinity was challenged.
"I'll show you!" she retorted, grim about the lips.
"I'll show you!" she shot back, her lips tight.
With his knife he cut the evil thing in fair halves. The girl received her portion with calmness, if not with gratitude, and lighted it from the match he gallantly held for her. And so they smoked. The Merle twin never smoked for two famous Puritan reasons—it was wrong for boys to smoke and it made him sick. He eyed the present saturnalia with strong disapproval. The admiration of the Wilbur twin—now forgetting his ignominy—was frankly worded. Plainly she was no common girl.
With his knife, he cut the evil thing into two equal parts. The girl accepted her share calmly, if not gratefully, and lit it using the match he gallantly held for her. And so, they smoked. The Merle twin never smoked for two well-known Puritan reasons—it was wrong for boys to smoke, and it made him feel sick. He looked at the current celebration with strong disapproval. The admiration of the Wilbur twin—who was now forgetting his shame—was openly expressed. Clearly, she was no ordinary girl.
"I bet you'll be all right in the big city," he said.
"I’m sure you’ll be just fine in the big city," he said.
"Of course I will," said the girl.
"Of course I will," the girl said.
She spat between her teeth with a fine artistry. In truth she was spitting rather often, and had more than once seemed to strangle, but she held her weed jauntily between the first and second fingers and contrived an air of relish for it.
She spat between her teeth with impressive skill. Honestly, she was spitting quite a bit, and had more than once looked like she was choking, but she held her cigarette casually between her first and second fingers and managed to look like she enjoyed it.
"Anyway," she went on, "it'll be better than here where I suffered so terribly with everybody making the vilest scenes about any little thing that happened. After they find it's too late they'll begin to wish they'd acted kinder. But I won't ever come back, not if they beg me to with tears streaming down their faces, after the vile way they acted; saying maybe I could have a baby brother after Harvey D. got that stepmother, but nothing was ever done about it, and just because I tried to hide Mrs. Wadley's baby that comes to wash, and then because I tried to get that gypsy woman's baby, because everyone knows they're always stealing other people's babies, and she made a vile scene, too, and everyone tortured me beyond endurance."
"Anyway," she continued, "it'll be better than here where I suffered so much with everyone making the ugliest scenes over any little thing that happened. After they realize it's too late, they'll start wishing they'd been kinder. But I will never come back, not even if they beg me with tears streaming down their faces, after the horrible way they treated me; saying maybe I could have a baby brother after Harvey D. got that stepmother, but nothing was ever done about it, and just because I tried to hide Mrs. Wadley's baby who comes to wash, and then because I tried to get that gypsy woman's baby, because everyone knows they’re always stealing other people's babies, and she made a terrible scene, too, and everyone tormented me beyond endurance."
This was interesting. It left the twins wishing to ask questions.
This was interesting. It made the twins want to ask questions.
"Did that stepmother beat you good?" again demanded Merle.
"Did that stepmother really hit you hard?" Merle asked again.
"Well, not the way Ben Blunt's stepmother did, but she wanted to know what I meant by it and all like that. Of course she's cruel. Don't you know that all stepmothers are cruel? Did you ever read a story about one that wasn't vile and cruel and often tried to leave the helpless children in the woods to be devoured by wolves? I should say not!"
"Well, not like Ben Blunt's stepmom did, but she wanted to understand what I meant by that and everything. Of course, she's cruel. Don’t you know that all stepmoms are cruel? Have you ever read a story about one that wasn't evil and cruel and often tried to abandon the helpless kids in the woods to be eaten by wolves? I definitely would say not!"
"Where did you hide that Wadley baby?"
"Where did you hide that Wadley baby?"
"Up in the storeroom in a nice big trunk, where I fixed a bed and everything for it, while its mother was working down in the laundry, and I thought they'd look a while and give it up, but this Mrs. Wadley is kind of simple-minded or something. She took on so I had to say maybe somebody had put it in this trunk where it could have a nice time. And this stepmother taking on almost as bad."
"Up in the storeroom in a nice big trunk, where I set up a bed and everything for it, while its mother was working down in the laundry, I thought they'd look for a bit and then give up. But this Mrs. Wadley is kind of simple-minded or something. She freaked out, so I had to say maybe someone had put it in this trunk where it could be comfortable. And this stepmother was freaking out almost just as much."
"Did you nearly get a gypsy woman's baby?"
"Did you almost have a baby with a gypsy woman?"
"Nearly. They're camped in the woods up back of our place, and I went round to see their wagons, and the man had some fighting roosters that would fight anybody else's roosters, and they had horses to race, and the gypsy woman would tell the future lives of anybody and what was going to happen to them, and so I saw this lovely, lovely baby asleep on a blanket under some bushes, and probably they had stole it from some good family, so while they was busy I picked it up and run."
"Almost. They're set up in the woods behind our place, and I went over to check out their wagons. The guy had some fighting roosters that could take on anyone else's roosters, and they had horses for racing. The gypsy woman could predict people's futures and what was going to happen to them. Then I saw this beautiful baby sleeping on a blanket under some bushes, and they probably stole it from a good family. So while they were distracted, I picked it up and ran."
"Did they chase you?"
"Did they run after you?"
Wilbur Cowan was by now almost abject in his admiration of this fearless spirit.
Wilbur Cowan was now practically in awe of this fearless spirit.
"Not at first; but when I got up to our fence I heard some of 'em yelling like very fiends, and they came after me through the woods, but I got inside our yard, and the baby woke up and yelled like a very fiend, and Nathan Marwick came running out of our barn and says: 'What in time is all this?' And someone told folks in the house and out comes Harvey D.'s stepmother that he got married to, and Grandpa Gideon and Cousin Juliana that happened to be there, and all the gypsies rushed up the hill and everyone made the vilest scene and I had to give back this lovely baby to the gypsy woman that claimed it. You'd think it was the only baby in the wide world, the way she made a scene, and not a single one would listen to reason when I tried to explain. They acted simply crazy, that's all."
"Not at first; but when I got to our fence, I heard some of them yelling like wild animals, and they chased after me through the woods. I made it inside our yard, and the baby woke up and screamed like a wild animal too. Nathan Marwick came running out of our barn and said, 'What on earth is going on?' Someone told the people in the house, and out came Harvey D.'s stepmother that he married, along with Grandpa Gideon and Cousin Juliana who happened to be there. All the gypsies rushed up the hill, and everyone created a terrible scene. I had to return this adorable baby to the gypsy woman who claimed it. You'd think it was the only baby in the whole world, the way she acted, and not a single person would listen to reason when I tried to explain. They were just acting completely insane, that's all."
"Gee, gosh!" muttered the Wilbur twin. This was indeed a splendid and desperate character, and he paid her the tribute of honest envy. He wished he might have a cruel stepmother of his own, and so perhaps be raised to this eminence of infamy. "I bet they did something with you!" he said.
"Wow!" mumbled the Wilbur twin. She really was an impressive and intense character, and he couldn't help but feel a genuine envy towards her. He wished he had a wicked stepmother of his own, thinking that maybe then he could reach this level of notoriousness. "I bet they did something to you!" he said.
The girl waved it aside with a gesture of repugnance, as if some things were too loathsome for telling. He perceived that she had, like so many raconteurs, allowed her cigar to go out.
The girl dismissed it with a gesture of disgust, as if some things were too vile to share. He noticed that she had, like many storytellers, let her cigar extinguish.
"Here's a match," he said, and courteously cupped his hands about its flame. The pennygrab seemed to have become incombustible, and the match died futilely. "That's my last match," he said.
"Here’s a match," he said, and politely cupped his hands around its flame. The pennygrab seemed to have become fireproof, and the match went out uselessly. "That’s my last match," he said.
"Maybe I better keep this till I get to the great city."
"Maybe I should hold onto this until I reach the big city."
But he would not have it so.
But he wouldn't let that happen.
"You can light it from mine," and he brought the ends of the two penny grabs together.
"You can light it from mine," he said, bringing the ends of the two penny grabs together.
"First thing you know you'll be dizzy," warned the moralist, Merle.
"Next thing you know, you'll be dizzy," warned the moralist, Merle.
"Ho, I will not!"
"No way, I won't!"
She laughed in scorn, and valiantly puffed on the noisome thing. Thus stood Ben Blunt and the Wilbur twin, their faces together about this business of lighting up; and thus stood the absorbed Merle, the moral perfectionist, earnestly hoping his words of warning would presently become justified. It did not seem right to him that others should smoke when it made him sick.
She laughed scornfully and bravely took a drag on the disgusting thing. Ben Blunt and the Wilbur twin leaned in close, getting ready to light up; meanwhile, the focused Merle, who saw himself as morally superior, sincerely hoped his warnings would soon be proven right. It didn’t seem fair to him that others smoked when it made him feel sick.
At last smoke issued from the contorted face of Ben Blunt, and some of this being swallowed, strangulation ensued. When the paroxysm of coughing was past the hero revealed running eyes, but the tears were of triumph, as was the stoic smile that accompanied them.
At last, smoke poured from the twisted face of Ben Blunt, and when he swallowed some of it, he started choking. Once the coughing fit was over, the hero revealed teary eyes, but the tears were of victory, just like the stoic smile that went along with them.
And then, while the reformer Merle awaited the calamity he had predicted, while Wilbur surrendered anew to infatuation for this intrepid soul that would dare any crime, while Ben Blunt rocked on spread feet, the glowing pennygrab cocked at a rakish angle, while, in short, vice was crowned and virtue abased, there rang upon the still air the other name of Ben Blunt in cold and fateful emphasis. The group stiffened with terror. Again the name sounded along those quiet aisles of the happy dead. The voice was one of authority—cool, relentless, awful.
And then, as the reformer Merle waited for the disaster he had predicted, as Wilbur fell once again for this fearless person who would risk anything, and as Ben Blunt stood with his feet apart, the shining pennygrab tilted at a reckless angle, while, in short, vice was celebrated and virtue was humiliated, the name of Ben Blunt echoed in the still air with a chilling and fateful force. The group stiffened in fear. Again the name resonated through the peaceful aisles of the happy dead. The voice was authoritative—calm, unyielding, and terrifying.
"Patricia Whipple!" said the voice.
"Patricia Whipple!" said the voice.
The twins knew it for the voice of Miss Juliana Whipple, who had remotely been a figure of terror to them even when voiceless. Juliana was thirty, tall, straight, with capable shoulders, above which rose her capable face on a straight neck. She wore a gray skirt and a waist of white, with a severely starched collar about her throat, and a black bow tie. Her straw hat was narrow of brim, banded with a black ribbon. Her steely eyes flashed from beneath the hat. Once before the twins had encountered her and her voice, and the results were blasting, though the occasion was happier. Indeed, the intention of Juliana had been wholly amiable, for it was at the picnic of the Methodist Sunday-school.
The twins recognized the voice of Miss Juliana Whipple, who had always been a source of fear for them, even when she didn't speak. Juliana was thirty, tall, and straight, with strong shoulders, above which was her determined face on a long neck. She wore a gray skirt and a white blouse with a sharply starched collar around her neck and a black bow tie. Her straw hat had a narrow brim, trimmed with a black ribbon. Her piercing eyes shone from beneath the hat. The twins had encountered her and her voice before, and the experience had been intense, although the situation had been more cheerful. In fact, Juliana's intent had been completely friendly, as it was during the picnic for the Methodist Sunday school.
She came upon the twins in a fair dell, where they watched other children at a game, and she took very civil notice of them, saying, "How do you do, young gentlemen?" in deep, thrilling tones, and though they had been doing very well until that moment, neither of the twins had recovered strength to say so. To them she had been more formidable than a schoolteacher. Their throats had closed upon all utterance. Now as she faced them, a dozen feet away, even though the words "Patricia Whipple" applied to but one of their number, the twins took the challenge to themselves and quailed. They knew that deep and terrible voice menaced themselves as well as the late Ben Blunt—for that mere street urchin, blown upon by the winds of desolation, had shrivelled and passed. In his place drooped a girl in absurd boy's clothes, her hair messily cut off, smoking something she plainly did not wish to smoke. The stricken lily of vice drooped upon its stem.
She found the twins in a nice little valley, where they were watching other kids play a game. She greeted them politely, saying, "How do you do, young gentlemen?" in a deep, powerful voice. Although they had been confident until that point, neither of the twins had the strength to respond. To them, she seemed more intimidating than a teacher. Their throats felt tight, making it hard to speak. Now, as she stood just a few feet away, even though the name "Patricia Whipple" only applied to one of them, both twins felt the challenge and shrank back. They understood that her deep, intimidating voice threatened them just as much as it did the recently departed Ben Blunt—who, as a mere street kid, had faded away in the harsh winds of despair. In his place stood a girl in ridiculous boys' clothes, her hair clumsily cut, smoking something she clearly didn’t want to smoke. The once pure flower of innocence wilted on its stem.
One by one the three heads turned to regard the orator. How had she contrived that noiseless approach? How had she found them at all in this seclusion? The heads having turned to regard her, turned back and bowed in stony glares at the rich Whipple-nourished turf. They felt her come toward them; her shadow from the high sun blended with theirs. And again the voice, that fearsome organ on which she managed such dread effects:
One by one, the three heads turned to look at the speaker. How had she managed to approach them so quietly? How had she even found them in this secluded spot? After turning to look at her, the heads returned their gaze to the rich, lush grass nourished by Whipple. They sensed her coming closer; her shadow merged with theirs under the bright sun. And once more, the voice—a chilling instrument through which she created such terrifying effects:
"Patricia Whipple, what does this mean?"
"Patricia Whipple, what does this mean?"
She confronted them, a spare, grim figure, tall, authoritative, seeming to be old as Time itself. How were they to know that Juliana was still youthful, even attired youthfully, though by no means frivolously, or that her heart was gentle? She might, indeed, have danced to them as Columbine, and her voice would still have struck them with terror. She brought her deepest tones to those simple words, "What does this mean?" All at once it seemed to them that something had been meant, something absurd, monstrous, lawless, deserving a ghastly punishment.
She faced them, a lean, stern figure, tall and commanding, appearing as old as Time itself. How could they know that Juliana was still youthful, even dressed young, though not in a silly way, or that her heart was kind? She could, in fact, have danced for them like Columbine, and her voice would still have filled them with dread. She used her deepest tones for those simple words, "What does this mean?" Suddenly, it seemed to them that something significant had happened, something absurd, monstrous, lawless, deserving of a horrific punishment.
The late Ben Blunt squirmed and bored a heel desperately into the turf above a Whipple whose troubles had ceased in 1828. She made a rough noise in her throat, but it was not informing. The Wilbur twin, forgetting his own plight, glanced warm encouragement to her.
The late Ben Blunt squirmed and dug a heel desperately into the ground above a Whipple whose troubles had ended in 1828. She made a harsh sound in her throat, but it wasn't informative. The Wilbur twin, forgetting his own situation, threw her a warm look of encouragement.
"I guess she's got aright to run away," he declared, brazenly.
"I guess she has the right to run away," he declared, boldly.
But in this burst of bravado he had taken too little account of his attire. He recalled it now, for the frosty gray eyes of Juliana ran about him and came to rest upon his own eyes. For the taut moment that he braved her glance it unaccountably seemed to him that the forbidding mouth of the woman twitched nervously into the beginning of a smile. It was a fleeting effect, but it did seem as if she had almost laughed, then caught herself. And there was a tremolo defect in the organ tone with which she now again demanded in blistering politeness, "May I ask what this means?"
But in this moment of confidence, he hadn’t considered his outfit enough. He remembered it now as Juliana's frosty gray eyes scanned him and landed on his own. For the tense moment when he held her gaze, it strangely seemed to him that her stern mouth twitched slightly into the start of a smile. It was a brief impression, but it felt like she almost laughed before stopping herself. And there was a slight wavering in her voice when she again asked in an icy polite manner, "May I ask what this means?"
The quick-thinking Merle twin had by now devised an exit from any complicity in whatever was meant. He saw his way out. He spoke up brightly and with no shadow of guilt upon his fair young face.
The quick-thinking Merle twin had now figured out a way to avoid any involvement in whatever was going on. He saw his escape route. He spoke up cheerfully, with no hint of guilt on his fair young face.
"I told her it was wrong for the young to smoke; it stunts their growth and leads to evil companions. But she wouldn't listen to me."
"I told her it was wrong for young people to smoke; it stunts their growth and attracts bad friends. But she wouldn’t listen to me."
There was a nice regret in his tone.
There was a pleasant sense of regret in his tone.
Miss Juliana ignored him.
Ms. Juliana ignored him.
"Patricia!" she said, terribly.
"Patricia!" she said, dreadfully.
But the late Ben Blunt, after the first devastating shock, had been recovering vitality for this ordeal.
But the late Ben Blunt, after the initial shock wore off, had been regaining strength for this challenge.
"I don't care!" she announced. "I'll run away if I want to!" And again, bitterly, "I don't care!"
"I don't care!" she declared. "I'll run away if I want to!" And again, with frustration, "I don't care!"
"Run away!"
"Run!"
Juliana fairly bayed the words. She made running away seem to be something nice people never, never did.
Juliana practically shouted the words. She made running away seem like something nice people would never, ever do.
"I don't care!" repeated the fugitive, dully.
"I don't care!" the fugitive repeated, flatly.
There was a finality about it that gave Juliana pause. She had expected a crumpling, but the offender did not crumple. It seemed another tack must be taken.
There was a sense of finality that made Juliana stop and think. She had expected him to break down, but the offender held his ground. It seemed she needed to try a different approach.
"Indeed?" she inquired, almost cooingly. "And may I ask if this absurd young creature was to accompany you on your—your travels?" She indicated the gowned Wilbur, who would then have gone joyously to his reward, even as had Jonas Whipple. His look of dumb suffering would have stayed a judge less conscientious. "I presume this is some young lady of your acquaintance—one of your little girl friends," she continued, though it was plain to all that she presumed nothing of the sort.
"Really?" she asked, almost in a sweet tone. "And can I ask if this ridiculous young person is going to join you on your—your travels?" She pointed to Wilbur in his gown, who would have happily accepted his fate, just like Jonas Whipple. His expression of silent pain could have swayed an unbiased judge. "I assume this is some young lady you know—one of your little friends," she continued, though it was obvious to everyone that she didn't truly believe that.
"He is not!" The look of dumb suffering had stoutened one heart to new courage. "He's a very nice little boy, and he gave me these ragged clothes to run away in, and now he'll have to wear his Sunday clothes. And you know he's a boy as well as I do!"
"He’s not!" The expression of deep anguish had strengthened one heart with new courage. "He’s a really nice little boy, and he gave me these torn clothes to escape in, and now he’ll have to wear his Sunday clothes. And you know he’s a boy just like I do!"
"She made him take a lot of money for it," broke in the Merle twin. "I was afraid she wasn't doing right, but she wouldn't listen to me, so she gave him the money and I took charge of it for him."
"She made him take a lot of money for it," interrupted the Merle twin. "I was worried she wasn't doing the right thing, but she wouldn’t listen to me, so she gave him the money and I managed it for him."
He beamed virtuously at Miss Juliana, who now rewarded him with a hurried glance of approval. It seemed to Miss Juliana and to him that he had been on the side of law and order, condemning and seeking to dissuade the offenders from their vicious proceedings. He felt that he was a very good little boy, indeed, and that the tall lady was understanding it. He had been an innocent bystander.
He smiled proudly at Miss Juliana, who gave him a quick approving glance in return. It seemed to both Miss Juliana and him that he had been on the side of justice, trying to condemn and talk the wrongdoers out of their harmful actions. He felt like a really good kid, and he sensed that the tall lady recognized that. He had been just an innocent bystander.
Miss Juliana again eyed the skirted Wilbur, and the viewless wind of a smile's beginning blew across the lower half of her accusing face. Then she favoured the mere street urchin with a glance of extreme repugnance.
Miss Juliana once more looked at the skirted Wilbur, and a hidden hint of a smile began to cross the lower half of her accusing face. Then she gave the mere street urchin a glance of complete disgust.
"I shall have to ask all of you to come with me," she said, terribly.
"I need to ask all of you to come with me," she said, seriously.
"Where to?" demanded the chief culprit.
"Where to?" asked the main person responsible.
"You know well enough."
"You know well."
This was all too true.
This was definitely true.
"Me?" demanded the upright Merle, as if there must have been some mistake. Surely no right-thinking person could implicate him in this rowdy affair!
"Me?" demanded the upright Merle, as if there must have been some mistake. Surely no reasonable person could involve him in this wild situation!
"You, if you please," said Miss Juliana, but she smiled beautifully upon him. He felt himself definitely aligned with the forces of justice. He all at once wanted to go. He would go as an assistant prosecuting attorney.
"You, if you don't mind," said Miss Juliana, smiling beautifully at him. He felt completely in tune with the forces of justice. Suddenly, he wanted to leave. He would go as an assistant prosecuting attorney.
"Not—not me?" stammered the stricken Wilbur.
"Not—not me?" stammered the shocked Wilbur.
"By all means—you!" Miss Juliana sharpened her tone She added, mysteriously: "It would be good without you—good, but not perfect."
"Go ahead—you!" Miss Juliana sharpened her tone. She added, mysteriously: "It would be good without you—good, but not perfect."
"Now I guess you'll learn how to behave yourself in future!" admonished Merle, the preacher, and edged toward Miss Juliana as one withdrawing from contamination.
"Now I suppose you'll learn how to behave yourself moving forward!" admonished Merle, the preacher, as he moved away from Miss Juliana, like someone trying to avoid contamination.
"Oh, not me!" pleaded the voice of Wilbur.
"Oh, not me!" begged Wilbur's voice.
"I think you heard me," said Miss Juliana. "Come!"
"I think you heard me," said Miss Juliana. "Come on!"
She uttered "come" so that not mountains would have dared stay, much less a frightened little boy in a girl's dress. In his proper garb there had been instant and contemptuous flight. But the dress debased all his manly instincts. He came crawling, as the worm. The recent Ben Blunt pulled a cap over a shorn head and advanced stoically before the group.
She said "come" in a way that would have made mountains move, let alone a scared little boy in a girl's dress. In his normal clothes, he would have run away instantly and with disdain. But the dress crushed all his masculine instincts. He crawled like a worm. The recent Ben Blunt pulled a cap over his shaved head and moved forward bravely in front of the group.
"One moment," said Miss Juliana. "We seem to be forgetting something." She indicated the hat of Patricia Whipple lying on the ground near where smouldered the two ends of the abandoned pennygrab. "I think you might resume this, my dear, and restore the cap to its rightful owner." It was but a further play of her debased fancy. The mere street urchin was now decked in a girl's hat and a presumable girl wore an incongruous cap. "I will ask you two rare specimens to precede me," she said when the change was made. They preceded her.
"One moment," said Miss Juliana. "We seem to be forgetting something." She pointed to Patricia Whipple's hat lying on the ground near the smoldering ends of the abandoned pennygrab. "I think you should take this back, my dear, and return the hat to its rightful owner." It was just another twist of her twisted imagination. The street kid was now wearing a girl's hat, while the supposed girl had on a mismatched cap. "I would like you two unique specimens to lead the way," she said once the swap was made. They walked ahead of her.
"I don't care!" This was more bravado from the urchin.
"I don't care!" This was just more bravado from the kid.
"Well, don't you care!" Juliana said it, soothingly.
"Well, you don't care!" Juliana said it, in a calming way.
"I will, too, care!" retorted the urchin, betraying her sex.
"I will, too, care!" the kid shot back, revealing her gender.
"Will she take us to the jail?" whispered the trembling Wilbur.
"Is she gonna take us to jail?" whispered the trembling Wilbur.
"Worse!" said the girl. "She'll take us home!" Side by side they threaded an aisle between rows of the carefree dead, whom no malignant Miss Juliana could torture. Behind them marched their captor, Merle stepping blithely beside her.
"Worse!" said the girl. "She'll take us home!" Side by side, they made their way down an aisle between rows of the carefree dead, who no cruel Miss Juliana could harm. Behind them marched their captor, with Merle happily walking beside her.
"It's lovely weather for this time of year," they heard him say.
"It's nice out for this time of year," they heard him say.
CHAPTER II
They came all too soon to a gate giving upon the public road and the world of the living who make remarks about strange sights they witness. Still it was a quiet street, and they were accorded no immediate reception. There stood the pony cart of Miss Juliana, and this, she made known, they were to enter. It was a lovely vehicle, drawn by a lovely fat pony, and the Wilbur twin had often envied those privileged to ride in it. Never had he dreamed so rich a treat could be his. Now it was to be his, but the thing was no longer a lovely pony cart; it was a tumbril—worse than a tumbril, for he was going to a fate worse than death.
They arrived too soon at a gate leading to the public road and the world of the living, who comment on the strange sights they see. However, it was a quiet street, and no one greeted them immediately. Miss Juliana's pony cart was parked there, and she indicated that they were to get in. It was a beautiful vehicle, pulled by a lovely, plump pony, and the Wilbur twin often envied those who got to ride in it. He had never imagined such a luxurious treat could be his. Now it was going to be his, but the cart was no longer a beautiful pony cart; it felt like a prison cart—worse than a prison cart, because he was heading toward a fate worse than death.
The shameful skirt flopped about his bare legs as he awkwardly clambered into the rear seat beside the sex-muddled creature in a boy's suit and a girl's hat. Miss Juliana and the godly Merle in the front seat had very definitely drawn aloof from the outcasts. They chatted on matters at large in the most polite and social manner. They quite appeared to have forgotten that their equipage might attract the notice of the vulgar. When from time to time it actually did this the girl held her head brazenly erect and shot back stare for stare, but the Wilbur twin bowed low and suffered.
The embarrassing skirt fluttered around his bare legs as he awkwardly climbed into the back seat next to the confused creature in a boy's suit and a girl's hat. Miss Juliana and the saintly Merle in the front seat had clearly distanced themselves from the outcasts. They conversed on various topics in the most polite and social way. They seemed to have completely forgotten that their vehicle might attract the attention of the rude. When it occasionally did, the girl held her head high and boldly returned the stares, but the Wilbur twin bowed his head and endured.
Sometimes it would merely be astounded adults who paused to regard them, to point canes or fingers at them. But again it would be the young who had never been disciplined to restrain their emotions in public. Some of these ran for a time beside the cart, with glad cries, their clear, ringing voices raised in comments of a professedly humorous character. Under Juliana's direction the cart did not progress too rapidly. At one crossing she actually stopped the thing until Ellis Bristow, who was blind, had with his knowing cane tapped a safe way across the street. The Wilbur twin at this moment frankly rejoiced in the infirmity of poor Ellis Bristow. It was sweet relief not to have him stop and stare and point. If given the power at this juncture he would have summarily blinded all the eyes of Newbern Center.
Sometimes it was just amazed adults who paused to look at them, pointing with canes or fingers. But often it was the young kids who hadn't been taught to hold back their emotions in public. Some of them ran alongside the cart for a while, laughing and shouting, their clear, bright voices making what seemed like funny comments. With Juliana in charge, the cart didn't move too fast. At one intersection, she even stopped the cart until Ellis Bristow, who was blind, could tap a safe path across the street with his cane. At that moment, the Wilbur twin genuinely celebrated Ellis Bristow's disability. It was a relief that he didn’t stop to stare and point. Given the chance, he would have gladly blinded everyone in Newbern Center.
Up shaded streets they progressed, leaving a wake of purest joy astern. But at last they began the ascent of West Hill, that led to the Whipple New Place, leaving behind those streets that came alive at their approach. For the remainder of their dread progress they would elicit only the startled regard of an occasional adult farmer.
Up the shaded streets they walked, leaving a trail of pure joy behind them. But eventually, they started going up West Hill, which led to the Whipple New Place, leaving behind the streets that buzzed with activity as they passed by. For the rest of their difficult journey, they would only attract the surprised glance of an occasional adult farmer.
"What'll she do to us?" The Wilbur twin mumbled this under cover of sprightly talk from the front seat. His brother at the moment was boasting of his scholastic attainments. He had, it appeared, come on amazingly in long division.
"What will she do to us?" the Wilbur twin mumbled this under the lively chatter from the front seat. His brother was currently bragging about his academic achievements. It seemed he had made tremendous progress in long division.
"She won't do a thing!" replied his companion in shame. "Don't you be afraid!"
"She won't do anything!" replied his companion, feeling ashamed. "Don't worry!"
"I am afraid. But I wouldn't be afraid if I had my pants on again," explained the Wilbur twin, going accurately to the soul of his panic.
"I’m scared. But I wouldn’t be scared if I had my pants on again," explained the Wilbur twin, getting right to the core of his panic.
"I'll do it next time," said the girl. "I'll hurry. I won't stop at any old graveyard."
"I'll do it next time," the girl said. "I'll rush. I won't stop at any old graveyard."
"Graveyard!" uttered the other, feelingly. "I should say not!" Never again was he to think of such places with any real pleasure.
"Graveyard!" said the other, with deep emotion. "I definitely wouldn't say so!" Never again would he think of such places with any real enjoyment.
"All she wants," explained the girl—"she wants to talk up in her nose like she was giving a lecture. She loves to. She'll make a vile scene."
"All she wants," the girl explained, "is to talk through her nose like she's giving a lecture. She loves it. She'll make a terrible scene."
Now they were through an imposing gate of masonry, and the pony languidly drew them along a wide driveway toward the Whipple mansion, an experience which neither of the twins had ever hoped to brave; but only one of them was deriving any pleasure from the social elevation. The Merle twin looked blandly over the wide expanse of lawn and flower beds and tenderly nursed shrubs, and then at the pile of red brick with its many windows under gay-striped awnings, and its surmounting white cupola, which he had often admired from afar. He glowed with rectitude. True, he suffered a brother lost to all sense of decent human values, but this could not dim the lustre of his own virtue or his pleasant suspicion that it was somehow going to be suitably rewarded. Was he not being driven by a grand-mannered lady up a beautiful roadway past millions of flowers and toward a wonderful house? It paid to be good.
Now they had passed through a massive stone gate, and the pony lazily pulled them along a wide driveway toward the Whipple mansion, an experience neither of the twins had ever dared to imagine; but only one of them was enjoying the social climb. The Merle twin looked contentedly over the vast lawn filled with flower beds and carefully tended shrubs, and then at the impressive red brick house with its many windows beneath colorful striped awnings, topped with a white cupola that he had often admired from a distance. He felt a sense of righteousness. True, he had a brother who was completely lost to any sense of decent human values, but that couldn’t tarnish his own virtue or his hopeful feeling that it would somehow be rewarded. Was he not being driven by an elegant lady along a beautiful path lined with countless flowers towards a magnificent house? Being good had its rewards.
The Wilbur twin had ceased to regard his surroundings. He gazed stolidly before him, nor made the least note of what his eyes rested upon. He was there, helpless. They had him!
The Wilbur twin had stopped paying attention to his surroundings. He stared blankly ahead, not noticing anything his eyes fell upon. He was there, powerless. They had him!
The cart drew up beside steps leading to a wide porch shaded by a striped awning.
The cart pulled up next to the steps leading to a spacious porch covered by a striped awning.
"Home at last," cooed Miss Juliana with false welcome.
"Home at last," Miss Juliana said sweetly, but insincerely.
A loutish person promptly abandoned a lawn mower in the near distance and came to stand by the head of the languid pony. He grinned horribly, and winked as the two figures descended from the rear of the cart. For a moment, halting on the first of the steps, the Wilbur twin became aware that just beyond him, almost to be grasped, was a veritable rainbow curved above a whirling lawn sprinkler. And he had learned that a rainbow is a thing of gracious promise. But probably they have to be natural rainbows; probably you don't get anything out of one you make yourself. Even as he looked, the shining omen vanished, somewhere shut off by an unseen power.
A rough guy quickly dropped a lawn mower nearby and stepped over to stand by the head of the sluggish pony. He grinned broadly and winked as two figures stepped down from the back of the cart. For a moment, pausing on the first step, the Wilbur twin noticed that just in front of him, almost within reach, was a real rainbow arched over a spinning lawn sprinkler. He had learned that a rainbow represents a beautiful promise. But it seems like those need to be real rainbows; you probably don’t get anything out of a homemade one. Just as he was looking, the shining sign disappeared, somehow switched off by an unseen force.
"This way, please," called Miss Juliana, cordially, and he followed her guiltily up the steps to the shaded porch.
"This way, please," Miss Juliana called warmly, and he followed her, feeling a bit guilty, up the steps to the shaded porch.
The girl had preceded her. The Merle twin lingered back of them, shocked, austere, deprecating, and yet somehow bland withal, as if these little affairs were not without their compensating features.
The girl had gone ahead of her. The Merle twin hung back, shocked, serious, dismissive, and yet somehow indifferent, as if these little situations had their own perks.
The bowed Wilbur twin was startled by a gusty torrent of laughter. With torturing effort, he raised his eyes to a couple of elderly male Whipples. One sat erect on a cushioned bench, and one had lain at ease in a long, low thing of wicker. It was this one who made the ill-timed and tasteless demonstration that was still continuing. Ultimately the creature lost all tone from his laughter. It went on, soundless but uncannily poignant. Such was the effect that the Wilbur twin wondered if his own ears had been suddenly deafened. This Whipple continued to shake silently. The other, who had not laughed, whose face seemed ill-modelled for laughing, nevertheless turned sparkling eyes from under shelving brows upon Juliana and said in words stressed with emotion: "My dear, you have brightened my whole day."
The bent Wilbur twin was taken aback by a loud burst of laughter. With great effort, he lifted his gaze to a couple of older guys named Whipple. One was sitting straight on a cushioned bench, while the other was lounging on a long wicker piece. It was the latter who was making the awkward and inappropriate display that was still going on. Eventually, the laughter lost all its sound. It continued, silent but strangely moving. The Wilbur twin began to wonder if he had suddenly gone deaf. This Whipple kept shaking silently. The other one, who hadn’t laughed—his face not suited for it—still turned his bright eyes from under bushy brows toward Juliana and said with heartfelt emphasis, "My dear, you have brightened my whole day."
The first Whipple, now recovered from his unseemly paroxysm, sat erect to study the newcomers in detail. He was a short, round-chested man with a round moon face marked by heavy brows like those of the other. He had fat wrists and stout, blunt fingers. With a stubby thumb he now pushed up the outer ends of the heavy brows as if to heighten the power of his vision for this cherished spectacle.
The first Whipple, now recovered from his embarrassing outburst, sat up straight to closely examine the newcomers. He was a short, stocky man with a round, moon-shaped face marked by thick eyebrows like those of the other. His wrists were thick, and his fingers were short and chunky. With his stubby thumb, he pushed up the outer edges of his heavy brows as if trying to enhance his vision for this anticipated sight.
"I seem to recognize the lad," he murmured as if in privacy to his own hairy ears. "Surely I've seen the rascal about the place, perhaps helping Nathan at the stable; but that lovely little girl—I've not had the pleasure of meeting her before. Come, sissy"—he held out blandishing arms—"come here, Totte, and give the old man a kiss."
"I think I recognize the kid," he said quietly to himself. "I've definitely seen that troublemaker around here, maybe helping Nathan at the stable; but that adorable little girl—I've never had the chance to meet her before. Come on, sweetie"—he opened his arms wide—"come here, Totte, and give the old man a kiss."
Could hate destroy, these had been the dying words of Sharon Whipple. But the Wilbur twin could manage only a sidelong glare insufficient to slay. His brother giggled until he saw that he made merry alone.
Could hate destroy? These were the dying words of Sharon Whipple. But the Wilbur twin could manage only a sideways glare that wasn’t enough to kill. His brother laughed until he realized he was the only one enjoying it.
"What? Bless my soul, the minx is sulky!" roared the wit.
"What? Bless my heart, the little troublemaker is sulking!" roared the wit.
The other Whipple intervened.
The other Whipple stepped in.
"What was our pride and our joy bent upon this time?" he suavely demanded. "I take it you've thwarted her in some new plot against the public tranquillity."
"What are we proud of and excited about this time?" he smoothly asked. "I assume you've stopped her from some new scheme that threatens public peace."
"The young person you indicate," said Juliana, "was about to leave her home forever—going out to live her own life away from these distasteful surroundings."
"The young person you mentioned," said Juliana, "was about to leave her home for good—stepping out to live her own life away from these unpleasant surroundings."
"So soon? We should be proud of her! At that tender age, going out to make a name for herself!"
"So soon? We should be proud of her! At that young age, stepping out to make a name for herself!"
"I gather from this very intelligent young gentleman here that she had made the name for herself before even starting."
"I understand from this really smart young man here that she had already built a reputation for herself before she even got started."
"It was Ben Blunt," remarked the young gentleman, helpfully.
"It was Ben Blunt," the young man said, helpfully.
"Hey!" Sharon Whipple affected dismay. "Then what about this young girl at his side? Don't tell me she was luring him from his home here?"
"Hey!" Sharon Whipple feigned shock. "So what about this young girl next to him? Please don't say she was tempting him to leave his home here?"
"It will surprise you to know," said Juliana in her best style, "that this young girl before you is not a girl."
"It might surprise you to hear," said Juliana in her best style, "that this young girl standing in front of you is not actually a girl."
Both Whipples ably professed amazement.
Both Whipples expressed amazement.
"Not a girl?" repeated the suave Whipple incredulously. "You do amaze me, Juliana! Not a girl, with those flower-like features, those starry eyes, that feminine allure? Preposterous! And yet, if he is not a girl he is, I take it, a boy."
"Not a girl?" repeated the smooth Whipple in disbelief. "You really surprise me, Juliana! Not a girl, with those flower-like features, those sparkling eyes, that feminine charm? Ridiculous! And yet, if he’s not a girl, I assume he’s a boy."
"A boy who incited the light of our house to wayward courses by changing clothes with her."
"A boy who led the light of our home down misguided paths by swapping clothes with her."
The harsher Whipple spoke here in a new tone.
The harsher Whipple spoke in a different tone here.
"Then she browbeat him into it. Scissors and white aprons—yes, I know her!"
"Then she pressured him into it. Scissors and white aprons—yeah, I know her!"
"He didn't seem browbeaten. They were smoking quite companionably when I chanced upon them."
"He didn't look defeated. They were smoking together comfortably when I came across them."
"Smoking! Our angel child smoking!"
"Smoking! Our angel kid smoking!"
This from Sharon Whipple in tones that every child present knew as a mere pretense of horror. Juliana shrugged cynically.
This was said by Sharon Whipple in a tone that every child there recognized as just pretending to be scared. Juliana shrugged with skepticism.
"They always go to the bad after they leave their nice homes," she said.
"They always end up making bad choices after they leave their nice homes," she said.
"Children should never smoke till they are twenty-one, and then they get a gold watch for it," interjected the orator, Merle. He had felt that he was not being made enough of. "It's bad for their growing systems," he added.
"Kids shouldn't smoke until they're twenty-one, and then they get a gold watch for it," interjected the speaker, Merle. He felt he wasn't getting enough attention. "It's harmful to their developing bodies," he added.
"And this?" asked Gideon Whipple, indicating the moralist.
"And this?" asked Gideon Whipple, pointing at the moralist.
"The brother of that"—Juliana pointed. "He did his best in the way of advice, I gather, but neither of the pair would listen to him. He seems to be safely conservative, but not to have much influence over his fellows."
"The brother of that"—Juliana pointed. "He tried his best to give advice, I guess, but neither of them would listen to him. He seems to be pretty conservative, but doesn't have much influence over his friends."
"Willing to talk about it, though," said Sharon Whipple, pointedly.
"Willing to talk about it, though," Sharon Whipple said, with emphasis.
"I don't care!" she muttered. "I will, too, run away! You see!"
"I don't care!" she muttered. "I will run away! You see!"

"It's what they call a fixed idea," explained Juliana. "She doesn't care and she will, too, run away. But where is Mrs. Harvey?"
"It's what they call a fixed idea," Juliana explained. "She doesn't care, and she will definitely run away. But where is Mrs. Harvey?"
"Poor soul!" murmured Sharon. "Think what a lot she's missed already! Do call her, my dear!"
"Poor thing!" Sharon whispered. "Just think of everything she's missed already! Please call her, my dear!"
Juliana stepped to the doorway and called musically into the dusky hall: "Mrs. Harvey! Mrs. Harvey! Come quickly, please! We have something lovely to show you!"
Juliana walked to the doorway and called cheerfully into the dim hall: "Mrs. Harvey! Mrs. Harvey! Please come quickly! We have something beautiful to show you!"
The offenders were still to be butchered to make a Whipple holiday.
The offenders were still going to be butchered to make a Whipple holiday.
"Coming!" called a high voice from far within.
"Coming!" yelled a high voice from deep inside.
The Wilbur twin sickeningly guessed this would be the cruel stepmother. Real cruelty would now begin. Beating, most likely. But when, a moment later, she stood puzzling in the doorway, he felt an instant relief. She did not look cruel. She was not even bearded. She was a plump, meekly prettyish woman with a quick, flustered manner and a soft voice. She brought something the culprits had not found in their other judges.
The Wilbur twin dreadfully suspected that this would be the mean stepmother. Real cruelty was about to start. Probably hitting. But when, a moment later, she stood confused in the doorway, he felt a wave of relief. She didn’t seem cruel. She wasn’t even grumpy-looking. She was a chunky, somewhat pretty woman with a flustered demeanor and a gentle voice. She brought something that the offenders hadn't encountered with their previous judges.
"Why, you poor, dear, motherless thing!" she cried when she had assured herself of the girl's identity, and with this she enfolded her. "I'd like to know what they've been doing to my pet!" she declared, aggressively.
"Why, you poor, sweet, motherless girl!" she exclaimed after confirming the girl's identity, and with that, she wrapped her in her arms. "I'd really like to know what they've been doing to my little one!" she asserted, defiantly.
"The pet did it all to herself," explained Gideon Whipple.
"The pet did everything to herself," explained Gideon Whipple.
"I will, too, run away!" affirmed the girl, though some deeper conviction had faded from the threat.
"I'll run away too!" the girl insisted, even though some deeper certainty had faded from her threat.
"Still talking huge high," said Sharon. "But at your age, my young friend, running away is overchancy." Mrs. Harvey Whipple ignored this.
"Still talking big," said Sharon. "But at your age, my young friend, running away is too risky." Mrs. Harvey Whipple ignored this.
"Of course you will—run away all you like," she soothed. "It's good for people to run away." Then she turned amazingly to the Wilbur twin and spoke him fair as a fellow human. "And who is this dear little boy? I just know he was kind enough to change clothes with you so you could run away better! And here you're keeping him in that dress when you ought to know it makes him uncomfortable—doesn't it, little boy?"
"Of course you can—run away as much as you want," she comforted. "It’s good for people to escape sometimes." Then she surprisingly turned to the Wilbur twin and spoke to him like he was a person. "And who is this sweet little boy? I just know he was nice enough to swap clothes with you so you could run away more easily! And here you are keeping him in that dress when you should know it makes him uncomfortable—doesn't it, little guy?"
The little boy movingly ogled her with a sidelong glance of gratitude for what at the moment seemed to be the first kind words he had ever heard.
The little boy looked at her with a grateful sideways glance, as if those were the first kind words he had ever heard.
"You have her give me back my pants!" said he. Then for the first time he faced his inquisitors eye to eye. "I want my own pants!" he declared, stoutly. Man spoke to man there, and both the male Whipples stirred guiltily; feeling base, perhaps, that mere sex loyalty had not earlier restrained them.
"You tell her to give me back my pants!" he said. Then for the first time, he looked his questioners in the eye. "I want my own pants!" he stated firmly. This was a moment of direct communication between men, and both of the male Whipples felt uneasy, perhaps knowing that their loyalty to each other had not previously held them back.
"Indeed, you blessed thing, you shall have them this moment!" said the cruel stepmother. "You two march along with me."
"Sure thing, you lucky one, you'll get them right now!" said the cruel stepmother. "You two, come with me."
"And not keep them till Harvey D. comes home?" It was the implacable Juliana.
"And not hold onto them until Harvey D. gets home?" It was the unyielding Juliana.
"Well"—Mrs. Harvey considered—"I'm sure he would adore to see the little imps, but really they can't stand it any longer, can you, dears? It would be bad for their nerves. We'll have to be satisfied with telling him. Come along quickly!"
"Well," Mrs. Harvey thought, "I'm sure he would love to see the little troublemakers, but honestly, they can't take it anymore, can you, sweets? It would be bad for their nerves. We'll have to settle for telling him. Hurry up!"
"I will, too, run away!"
"I'm running away, too!"
The girl flung it over her shoulder as she swaggered into the hall. The Wilbur twin trod incessantly on her heels.
The girl tossed it over her shoulder as she strutted into the hall. The Wilbur twin kept right on her heels.
"Wants his pants!" murmured Sharon Whipple. "Prunes and apricots! Wants his pants!"
"Wants his pants!" murmured Sharon Whipple. "Prunes and apricots! Wants his pants!"
"Mistake ever to part with 'em," observed Gideon. "Of course she browbeat him."
"Definitely a mistake to let them go," Gideon pointed out. "She totally pressured him."
"My young friend here tells me she bribed him," explained Juliana.
"My young friend here says she bribed him," Juliana explained.
"She gave him a lot of money and I'm keeping it for him," said her self-possessed young friend, and he indicated bulging pockets.
"She gave him a lot of money and I'm holding onto it for him," said her confident young friend, pointing to his stuffed pockets.
"Looted her bank," said Juliana.
"Robbed her bank," said Juliana.
"Forehanded little tike," said Sharon, admiringly. "And smart! She can outsmart us all any day in the week!"
"Wise little kid," said Sharon, impressed. "And clever! She can outsmart all of us any day of the week!"
In a dim upper bedroom in the big house Wilbur Cowan divested himself of woman's raiment for probably the last time in his life. He hurried more than he might have, because the room was full of large, strange, terrifying furniture. It was a place to get out of as soon as he could. Two buttons at the back of the dress he was unable to reach, but this trifling circumstance did not for more than a scant second delay his release. Then his own clothes were thrust in to him by the stepmother, who embarrassingly lingered to help him button his own waist with the faded horseshoes to the happily restored pants.
In a dim upper bedroom of the big house, Wilbur Cowan took off his woman's clothes for probably the last time in his life. He rushed more than he needed to because the room was filled with large, strange, and frightening furniture. It was a place he wanted to leave as quickly as possible. He couldn’t reach two buttons at the back of the dress, but that minor issue didn’t delay his exit by more than a second. Then his stepmother handed him his own clothes, awkwardly lingering to help him button his waist with the faded horseshoes on his nicely restored pants.
"There, there!" she soothed when he was again clad as a man child, and amazingly she kissed him.
"There, there!" she comforted when he was once again dressed like a young boy, and surprisingly, she kissed him.
Still tingling from this novel assault, he was led by the woman along a dim corridor to a rear stairway. Down this they went, along another corridor to a far door. She brought him to rest in a small, meagrely furnished but delightfully scented room. It was scented with a general aroma of cooked food, and there were many shelves behind glass doors on which dishes were piled. A drawer was opened, and almost instantly in his ready hands was the largest segment of yellow cake he had ever beheld. He had not dreamed that pieces of cake for human consumption could be cut so large. And it was lavishly gemmed with fat raisins. He held it doubtfully.
Still feeling the thrill from this unexpected encounter, he was guided by the woman down a dim corridor to a back stairway. They descended, moving along another corridor to a distant door. She brought him to a halt in a small, sparsely furnished but pleasantly fragrant room. It smelled of cooked food, and there were many shelves behind glass doors loaded with dishes. A drawer was opened, and almost immediately, the biggest piece of yellow cake he had ever seen was in his eager hands. He had never imagined that cake slices could be this large. It was generously topped with plump raisins. He held it uncertainly.
"Let's look again," said the preposterous woman. She looked again, pushing by a loose-swinging door to do it, and returned with a vast area of apple pie, its outer curve a full ninety degrees of the circle. "Now eat!" said the woman.
"Let’s take another look," said the ridiculous woman. She looked again, pushing through a swinging door to do so, and came back with a huge slice of apple pie, its outer edge a full ninety degrees of the circle. "Now eat!" said the woman.
She was, indeed, a remarkable woman. She had not first asked him if he were hungry.
She was truly an incredible woman. She hadn’t first asked him if he was hungry.
"I'm much obliged for my pants and this cake and pie," said the boy, so the woman said, "Yes, yes," and hugged him briefly as he ate.
"I'm really grateful for my pants and this cake and pie," the boy said, so the woman replied, "Yes, yes," and gave him a quick hug while he ate.
Not until he had consumed the last morsel of these provisions and eke a bumper of milk did the woman lead him back to that shaded porch where he had lately been put to the torture. But now he was another being, clad not only as became a man among men but inwardly fortified by food. If stepmothers were like this he wished his own father would find one. The girl with her talk about cruelty—he still admired her, but she must be an awful liar. He faced the tormenting group on the porch with almost faultless self-possession. He knew they could not hurt him.
Not until he had finished the last bite of the food and a glass of milk did the woman take him back to that shaded porch where he had recently been tormented. But now he felt different, dressed like a man among men and strengthened by the food. If stepmothers were like her, he wished his dad would find one. He still admired the girl for her talk about cruelty, but she had to be a terrible liar. He faced the teasing group on the porch with almost perfect confidence. He knew they couldn’t hurt him.
"Well, well, well!" roared Sharon Whipple, meaning again to be humorous. But the restored Wilbur eyed him coldly, with just a faint curiosity that withered the humorist in him. "Well, well!" he repeated, but in dry, businesslike tones, as if he had not meant to be funny in the first place.
"Well, well, well!" shouted Sharon Whipple, trying to be funny again. But the revived Wilbur looked at him coldly, with just a hint of curiosity that killed the humor in him. "Well, well!" he repeated, but in a dry, serious tone, as if he hadn't intended to be funny at all.
"I guess we'll have to be going now," said the Wilbur twin. "And we must leave all that money. It wouldn't be honest to take it now."
"I guess we should get going now," said the Wilbur twin. "And we have to leave all that money. It wouldn't be right to take it now."
The Merle twin at this looked across at him with marked disfavour.
The Merle twin at this moment glanced over at him with obvious disapproval.
"Nonsense!" said Miss Juliana.
"Nonsense!" said Ms. Juliana.
"Nonsense!" said Sharon Whipple.
"Nonsense!" Sharon Whipple said.
"Take it, of course!" said Gideon Whipple.
"Absolutely, take it!" said Gideon Whipple.
"He's earned it fairly," said Juliana. She turned to Merle. "Give it to him," she directed.
"He's earned it fairly," Juliana said. She looked at Merle. "Give it to him," she instructed.
This was not as Merle would have wished. If the money had been earned he was still willing to take care of it, wasn't he?
This wasn't what Merle wanted. Even if the money had been earned, he was still willing to manage it, right?
"A beggarly pittance for what he did," said Gideon Whipple, warmly.
"A measly payment for what he did," said Gideon Whipple, warmly.
"Wouldn't do it myself for twice the amount, whatever it is," said Sharon.
"There's no way I'd do it for even double that amount, no matter what it is," said Sharon.
Very slowly, under the Whipple regard, the Merle twin poured the price of his brother's shame into his brother's cupped hands. The brother felt religious at this moment. He remembered seriously those things they told you in Sunday-school—about a power above that watches over us and makes all come right. There must be something in that talk.
Very slowly, under Whipple's watchful gaze, the Merle twin poured his brother's shame into his brother's cupped hands. At that moment, the brother felt a sense of reverence. He thought seriously about the lessons they taught in Sunday school—about a higher power that looks after us and ensures everything turns out okay. There must be some truth to that.
The fiscal transaction was completed. The twins looked up to become aware that their late confederate surveyed them from the doorway. Her eyes hinted of a recent stormy past, but once more she was decorously apparelled.
The financial deal was done. The twins looked up to see their late companion watching them from the doorway. Her eyes suggested a recent tumultuous history, but once again she was dressed appropriately.
"Your little guests are leaving," said the stepmother. "You must bid them good-bye."
"Your little guests are leaving," the stepmother said. "You need to say goodbye to them."
Her little guests became statues as the girl approached them.
Her small guests froze like statues as the girl walked up to them.
"So glad you could come," she said, and ceremoniously shook the hand of each. The twins wielded arms rigid from the shoulder, shaking twice down and twice up. "It has been so pleasant to have you," said the girl.
"So glad you could make it," she said, and formally shook the hand of each one. The twins extended their arms stiffly from the shoulder, shaking twice down and twice up. "It's been so nice to have you," said the girl.
"We've had a delightful time," said the Merle twin.
"We've had such a great time," said the Merle twin.
The other tried to echo this, but again his teeth were tightly locked, and he made but a meaningless squeak far back in his throat. He used this for the beginning of a cough, which he finished with a decent aplomb.
The other tried to copy this, but once more his teeth were tightly clenched, and he produced only a meaningless squeak from deep in his throat. He used this as the start of a cough, which he ended with a decent flair.
"You must come again," said the girl, mechanically.
"You have to come again," the girl said automatically.
"We shall be so glad to," replied the Merle twin, glancing a bright farewell to the group.
"We would be really happy to," replied the Merle twin, giving a cheerful farewell to the group.
The other twin was unable to glance intelligently at any one. His eyes were now glazed. He stumbled against his well-mannered brother and heavily descended the steps.
The other twin couldn't look at anyone with any clarity. His eyes were now dull. He bumped into his polite brother and clumsily went down the steps.
"You earned your money!" called Sharon Whipple.
"You earned your money!" shouted Sharon Whipple.
The Wilbur twin was in advance, and stayed so as they trudged down the roadway to the big gate. With his first free breath he had felt his importance as the lawful possessor of limitless wealth.
The Wilbur twin led the way, staying ahead as they walked down the road to the big gate. With his first breath of freedom, he felt his significance as the rightful owner of endless wealth.
"Bright little skeesicks," said Sharon Whipple.
"Bright little skeesicks," said Sharon Whipple.
"But the brother is really remarkable," said Gideon—"so well-mannered, so sure of himself. He has quite a personality."
"But the brother is really impressive," said Gideon—"so well-mannered, so confident. He has a great personality."
"Other has the gumption," declared Sharon.
"Other has the guts," Sharon said.
"I've decided to have one of them for my brother," announced the girl.
"I've decided to get one of them for my brother," the girl announced.
"Indeed?" said Gideon.
"Really?" said Gideon.
"Well, everybody said I might have a brother, but nobody does anything about it. I will have one of those. I think the nice one that doesn't smoke."
"Well, everyone said I might have a brother, but no one does anything about it. I want one of those. I think the nice one who doesn't smoke."
"Poor motherless pet!" murmured the stepmother, helplessly.
"Poor motherless pet!" the stepmother said softly, feeling helpless.
"A brother is not what you need most at this time," broke in Juliana. "It's a barber."
"A brother isn't what you need right now," interrupted Juliana. "It's a barber."
Down the dusty road over West Hill went the twins, Wilbur still forcefully leading. His brother was becoming uneasy. There was a strange light in the other's eyes, an unwonted look of power. When they were off the hill and come to the upper end of shaded Fair Street, Merle advanced to keep pace beside his brother. The latter's rate of speed had increased as they neared the town.
Down the dusty road over West Hill walked the twins, with Wilbur firmly leading the way. His brother was starting to feel anxious. There was an odd gleam in the other’s eyes, an unfamiliar look of strength. Once they were off the hill and reached the top of shaded Fair Street, Merle moved up to walk alongside his brother. Wilbur had picked up his pace as they got closer to town.
"Hadn't I better take care of our money for us?" he at last asked in a voice oily with solicitude.
"Shouldn't I take care of our money for us?" he finally asked in a tone dripping with concern.
"No, sir!"
"No way!"
The "sir" was weighted with so heavy an emphasis that the tactful Merle merely said "Oh!" in a hurt tone.
The "sir" was said with such heavy emphasis that the polite Merle just replied, "Oh!" in a hurt tone.
"I can take care of my own money for me," added the speeding capitalist, seeming to wish that any possible misconception as to the ownership of the hoard might be definitely removed.
"I can manage my own money," the fast-paced capitalist added, wanting to make it clear that there was no confusion about who owned the stash.
"Oh," said Merle again, this being all that with any dignity he could think of to say. They were now passing the quiet acre that had been the scene of the morning's unpleasantness. Their pails, half filled with berries, were still there, but the strangely behaving Wilbur refused to go for them. He eyed the place with disrelish. He would not again willingly approach that spot where he had gone down into the valley of shame. Reminded that the pails were not theirs, he brutally asked what did he care, adding that he could buy a million pails if he took a notion to. But presently he listened to reason, and made reasonable proposals. The Merle twin was to go back to the evil place, salvage the pails, leave them at the Penniman house, and hasten to a certain confectioner's at the heart of the town, where a lavish reward would be at once his. After troubled reflection he consented, and they went their ways. The Merle twin sped to the quiet nook where Jonas Whipple had been put away in 1828, and sped away from there as soon as he had the pails. Not even did he bend a moment above the little new-made grave where lay a part of all that was mortal of Patricia Whipple. He disliked graveyards on principle, and he wished his reward.
“Oh,” said Merle again, this being all he could think of to say without losing his dignity. They were now passing the quiet acre where the morning's unpleasantness had taken place. Their pails, half filled with berries, were still there, but the strangely behaving Wilbur refused to go for them. He looked at the spot with distaste. He wouldn’t willingly approach that place again, where he had experienced a moment of shame. When reminded that the pails weren’t theirs, he harshly asked what it mattered to him, adding that he could buy a million pails if he wanted to. But eventually, he listened to reason and made reasonable proposals. The Merle twin was to go back to that unpleasant place, retrieve the pails, leave them at the Penniman house, and rush to a certain candy store in the heart of town, where a generous reward awaited him. After some troubled thought, he agreed, and they went their separate ways. The Merle twin hurried to the quiet spot where Jonas Whipple had been laid to rest in 1828 and left as soon as he had the pails. He didn’t even pause over the little new grave where part of Patricia Whipple lay. He disliked graveyards on principle, and he wanted his reward.
Wilbur Cowan kept his quick way down Fair Street. He had been lifted to pecuniary eminence, and incessantly the new wealth pressed upon his consciousness. The markets of the world were at his mercy. There were shop windows outside which he had long been compelled to linger in sterile choosing. Now he could enter and buy, and he was in a hurry to be at it. Something warned him to seize his golden moment on the wing. The day was Saturday, and he was pleasantly thrilled by the unwonted crowds on River Street, which he now entered. Farm horses were tethered thickly along hitching racks and shoppers thronged the marts of trade. He threaded a way among them till he stood before the establishment of Solly Gumble, confectioner. It brought him another thrill that the people all about should be unaware of his wealth—he, laden with unsuspected treasure that sagged cool and heavy on either thigh, while they could but suppose him to be a conventionally impoverished small boy.
Wilbur Cowan made his way quickly down Fair Street. He had achieved financial success, and his new wealth constantly weighed on his mind. The markets of the world were at his command. There were shop windows where he had previously been forced to linger indecisively. Now he could step inside and buy, and he was eager to do so. Something urged him to take advantage of his golden opportunity. It was Saturday, and he felt a pleasant thrill from the unusual crowds on River Street, which he was now entering. Farm horses were tied up along the hitching posts, and shoppers filled the stores. He navigated through the crowd until he found himself in front of Solly Gumble's candy store. He felt another thrill knowing that everyone around him was unaware of his wealth—he, carrying hidden treasure that hung cool and heavy on his thighs, while they could only assume he was just a typical broke kid.
He tried to be cool—to calculate sanely his first expenditure. But he contrived an air of careless indecision as he sauntered through the portals of the Gumble place and lingered before the counter of choicest sweets, those so desirable that they must be guarded under glass from a loftily sampling public.
He tried to play it cool—carefully considering his first purchase. But he managed to come off as casually uncertain as he strolled through the entrance of the Gumble place and hung around the counter full of the finest sweets, those so tempting that they had to be protected under glass from a lofty sampling public.
"Two of those and two of those and one of them!"
"Two of these and two of those and one of those!"
It was his first order, and brought him, for five cents, two cocoanut creams, two candied plums, and a chocolate mouse. He stood eating these while he leisurely surveyed the neighbouring delicacies. Vaguely in his mind was the thought that he might buy the place and thereafter keep store. His cheeks distended by the chocolate mouse and the last of the cocoanut creams, he now bartered for a candy cigar. It was of brown material, at the blunt end a circle of white for the ash and at its centre a brilliant square of scarlet paper for the glow, altogether a charming feat of simulation, perhaps the most delightful humoresque in all confectionery. It was priced at two cents, but what was money now?
It was his first order, and for five cents, he got two coconut creams, two candied plums, and a chocolate mouse. He stood there eating while casually looking at the nearby treats. In the back of his mind, he thought he might buy the place and run a store. With his cheeks full of the chocolate mouse and the last of the coconut creams, he traded for a candy cigar. It was made of brown material, with a white circle at the blunt end for the ash and a bright square of red paper in the middle for the glow, all together a charming imitation, probably the most delightful joke in all candy. It was priced at two cents, but what did money mean now?
Then, his eye roving to the loftier shelves, he spied remotely above him a stuffed blue jay mounted on a varnished branch of oak. This was not properly a part of the Gumble stock; it was a fixture, technically, giving an air to the place from its niche between two mounting rows of laden shelves.
Then, his gaze wandering to the higher shelves, he noticed a stuffed blue jay perched on a varnished oak branch far above him. This wasn't technically part of the Gumble inventory; it was more like a feature, adding character to the space from its spot between two rows of overflowing shelves.
"How much for that beautiful bird for my father?" demanded the nouveau riche.
"How much for that beautiful bird for my dad?" asked the wealthy newcomer.
His words were blurred by the still-resistant chocolate mouse, and he was compelled to point before Solly Gumble divined his wish. The merchant debated, removing his skullcap, smoothing his grizzled fringe of curls, fitting the cap on again deliberately. Then he turned to survey the bird, seemingly with an interest newly wakened. It was indeed a beautiful bird, brilliantly blue, with sparkling eyes; a bit dusty, but rarely desirable. The owner had not meant to part with it; still, trade was trade. He meditated, tapping his cheek with a pencil.
His words were muffled by the still-stubborn chocolate mousse, and he felt the need to gesture before Solly Gumble figured out what he wanted. The merchant thought for a moment, taking off his skullcap, smoothing down his gray curls, and then putting the cap back on deliberately. He then turned to look at the bird, seemingly with a freshly sparked interest. It was indeed a beautiful bird, bright blue, with sparkling eyes; a little dusty, but still quite appealing. The owner hadn't planned to sell it; still, business is business. He pondered, tapping his cheek with a pencil.
"How much for that beautiful bird for my father?"
"How much for that beautiful bird for my dad?"
He had swallowed strenuously and this time got out the words cleanly.
He had swallowed hard, and this time he spoke the words clearly.
"Well, now, I don't hardly know. My Bertha had her cousin give her that bird. It's a costly bird. I guess you couldn't pay such a price. I guess it would cost a full half dollar, mebbe."
"Well, I honestly don’t know. My Bertha had her cousin get her that bird. It’s an expensive bird. I don’t think you could pay that much. I guess it would cost around fifty cents, maybe."
He had meant the price to be prohibitive, and it did shock the questioner, opulent though he was.
He intended the price to be too high, and it did surprise the questioner, no matter how wealthy he was.
"Well, mebbe I will and mebbe I won't," he said, importantly. "Say, you keep him for me till I make my mind up. If anybody else comes along, don't you sell him to anybody else till I tell you, because prob'ly I'll simply buy him. My father, he loves animals."
"Well, maybe I will and maybe I won't," he said, with a sense of importance. "Hey, you hold onto him for me until I decide. If anyone else shows up, don’t sell him to anyone else until I give you the go-ahead, because I’ll probably just buy him. My dad really loves animals."
Solly Gumble was impressed.
Solly Gumble was amazed.
"Well, he's a first-class animal. He's been in that one place goin' on five years now."
"Well, he's a top-notch animal. He's been at that same place for almost five years now."
"Give me two of those and two of those and one of them," said the Wilbur twin, pointing to new heart's desires.
"Give me two of those and two of those and one of those," said the Wilbur twin, pointing to new heart's desires.
"Say, now, you got a lot of money for a little boy," said Solly Gumble, not altogether at ease. This might be a case of embezzlement such as he had before known among his younger patrons. "You sure it's yours—yes?"
"Hey, you have a lot of money for a kid," said Solly Gumble, feeling a bit uneasy. This could be a situation of embezzlement like he had seen before with his younger clients. "Are you sure it's yours—right?"
"Ho!" The Wilbur twin scorned the imputation. He was not going to tell how he had earned this wealth, but the ease of his simple retort was enough for the practical psychologist before him. "I could buy all the things in this store if I wanted to," he continued, and waved a patronizing hand to the shelves. "Give me two of those and two of those and one of them."
"Hey!" the Wilbur twin dismissed the accusation. He wasn't going to explain how he had made his money, but the simplicity of his comeback was enough for the practical psychologist in front of him. "I could buy everything in this store if I wanted to," he went on, waving dismissively at the shelves. "Give me two of those and two of those and one of those."
Solly Gumble put the latest purchase in a paper bag. Here was a patron worth conciliating. The patron sauntered to the open door to eat of his provender with lordly ease in the sight of an envious world. Calmly elate, on the cushion of advantage, he scanned the going and coming of lesser folk who could not buy at will of Solly Gumble. His fortune had gone to his head, as often it has overthrown the reason of the more mature indigent. It was thus his brother found him, and became instantly troubled at what seemed to be the insane glitter of his eyes.
Solly Gumble placed the latest purchase in a paper bag. Here was a customer worth impressing. The customer strolled to the open door to enjoy his food with a relaxed confidence in front of an envious crowd. Self-assured and riding high on his success, he watched the comings and goings of lesser people who couldn't just buy whatever they wanted from Solly Gumble. His good fortune had gone to his head, as it often does, disrupting the judgment of those who are less fortunate. It was how his brother found him and immediately became worried about what seemed to be the wild look in his eyes.
He engulfed an entire chocolate mouse from his sticky left hand and with his right proffered the bag containing two of those and two of those and one of them. Merle accepted the boon silently. He was thrilled, yet distrustful. Until now his had been the leading mind, but his power was gone. He resented this, yet was sensible that no resentment must be shown. His talent as a tactician was to be sorely tested. He gently tried out this talent.
He devoured a whole chocolate mousse with his sticky left hand and offered the bag containing two of these, two of those, and one of them with his right. Merle accepted the gift without a word. He felt excited but also suspicious. Until now, he had been in charge, but his influence was fading. He felt frustrated about this but knew he had to hide his anger. His skills as a tactician were about to be seriously challenged. He cautiously began to test those skills.
"Winona says you ought to come home to dinner."
"Winona says you should come home for dinner."
The magnate replied as from another world.
The magnate responded as if he were from another world.
"I couldn't eat a mouthful," he said, and crowded a cocoanut cream into an oral cavity already distended by a chocolate mouse.
"I couldn't eat a bite," he said, shoving a coconut cream into a mouth already stuffed with chocolate mousse.
"She says, now, you should save your money and buy some useful thing with it," again ventured the parasite. It was the sign of a nicely sensed acumen that he no longer called it "our" money.
"She says, now, you should save your money and buy something useful with it," the leech tried again. It showed a keen sense of awareness that he no longer referred to it as "our" money.
"Ho! Gee, gosh!" spluttered the rich one, and that was all.
"Wow! Oh my gosh!" spluttered the rich one, and that was all.
"What we going to have next?" demanded the wise one.
"What are we going to have next?" asked the wise one.
"I'll have to think up something." He did not invite suggestions and none were offered. Merle nicely sensed the arrogance of the newly rich. "I know," said the capitalist at length—"candy in a lemon."
"I'll have to come up with something." He didn't ask for suggestions, and none were given. Merle could easily feel the arrogance of the newly wealthy. "I know," the businessman finally said—"candy in a lemon."
"One for each?"
"One for everyone?"
"Of course!" It was no time for petty economies.
"Of course!" It wasn’t a time for small savings.
Solly Gumble parted with two lemons and two sticks of spirally striped candy of porous fabric. Then the moneyed gourmet dared a new flight.
Solly Gumble gave away two lemons and two sticks of candy with a swirly pattern made of soft fabric. Then the wealthy foodie took a bold step forward.
"Two more sticks," he commanded. "You suck one stick down, then you put another in the same old lemon," he explained.
"Two more sticks," he ordered. "You suck one stick down, then you put another in the same old lemon," he clarified.
"I must say!" exclaimed Merle. It was a high moment, but he never used strong language.
"I have to say!" Merle exclaimed. It was an intense moment, but he never used harsh language.
When the candy had been imbedded in the lemons they sauntered out to the street, Merle meekly in the rear, the master mind still coerced by brute wealth. They paused before other shop windows, cheeks hollowed above the savory mechanism invented by Patricia Whipple. Down one side of River Street to its last shop, and up the other, they progressed haltingly. At many of the windows the capitalist displayed interest only of the most academic character. At others he made sportive threats. Thus before the jewellery shop of Rapp Brothers he quite unnerved Merle by announcing that he could buy everything in that window if he wanted to—necklaces and rings and pins and gold watches—and he might do this. If, say, he did buy that black marble clock with the prancing gold horse on it, would Merle take it home for him? He had no intention of buying this object—he had never found clocks anything but a source of annoyance—but he toyed with the suggestion when he saw that it agitated his brother. Thereafter at other windows he wilfully dismayed his brother by pretending to consider the purchase of objects in no sense desirable to any one, such as boots, parasols, manicure sets, groceries, hardware. He played with the feel of his wealth, relishing the power it gave him over the moneyless.
When the candy was stuck in the lemons, they strolled out to the street, Merle quietly following behind, the mastermind still influenced by sheer wealth. They stopped in front of other shop windows, their cheeks hollowed out above the tasty invention by Patricia Whipple. They made their way down one side of River Street to its last shop, and then back up the other side, moving slowly. At many of the windows, the wealthy onlooker showed interest only in a theoretical way. At others, he made playful threats. For example, in front of the Rapp Brothers jewelry store, he completely unsettled Merle by declaring he could buy everything in that window if he wanted—necklaces, rings, pins, and gold watches—and he might actually do it. If he bought that black marble clock with the prancing gold horse on it, would Merle take it home for him? He had no plans to buy that clock—he had always found clocks to be nothing but a nuisance—but he played with the idea when he saw it distressed his brother. After that, at other windows, he intentionally unsettled Merle by pretending to consider buying items that no one would actually want, like boots, umbrellas, manicure sets, groceries, and tools. He enjoyed the feel of his wealth, savoring the control it gave him over those without money.
And then purely to intensify this thrill of power he actually purchased at the hardware shop and carelessly bestowed upon the mendicant brother an elaborate knife with five blades and a thing which the vender said was to use in digging stones out of horses' feet. Merle was quite overcome by this gift, and neither of them suspected it to be the first step in the downfall of the capitalist. The latter, be it remembered, had bought and bestowed the knife that he might feel more acutely his power over this penniless brother, and this mean reward was abundantly his. Never before had he felt superior to the Merle twin.
And then, just to heighten this rush of power, he actually bought an intricate knife with five blades from the hardware store and casually gave it to the homeless man, along with a tool that the seller claimed was for digging stones out of horses' hooves. Merle was completely taken aback by this gift, and neither of them realized it was the first step towards the capitalist's downfall. It’s important to note that he had bought and given the knife so he could feel his control over this broke brother even more intensely, and this petty gesture was more than enough for him. Never before had he felt so superior to the Merle twin.
But the penalties of giving are manifold, and he now felt a novel glow of sheer beneficence. He was a victim to the craze for philanthropy. Too young to realize its insidious character, he was to embark upon a ruinous career. Ever it is the first step that costs. That carelessly given knife—with something to dig stones out of a horse's foot—was to wipe out, ere night again shrouded Newbern Center, a fortune supposed to be as lasting as the eternal hills that encircled it.
But the consequences of giving are many, and he now felt a new sense of pure generosity. He was caught up in the obsession with philanthropy. Too young to recognize its hidden dangers, he was about to start down a destructive path. It's always the first step that proves the most costly. That casually given knife—with something to dig stones out of a horse's hoof—was set to erase, before night covered Newbern Center again, a fortune believed to be as enduring as the eternal hills surrounding it.
They again crossed River Street, and stopped in front of the Cut-Rate Pharmacy. The windows of this establishment offered little to entice save the two mammoth chalices of green and crimson liquor. But these were believed to be of fabulous value. Even the Cut-Rate Pharmacy itself could afford but one of each. Inside the door a soda fountain hissed provocatively. They took lemon and vanilla respectively, and the lordly purchaser did not take up his change from the wet marble until he had drained his glass. He had become preoccupied. He was mapping out a career of benevolence, splendid, glittering, ostentatious—ruinous.
They crossed River Street again and stopped in front of the Cut-Rate Pharmacy. The windows of this place had little to draw people in except for two massive glasses filled with green and red liquid. These were thought to be incredibly valuable. Even the Cut-Rate Pharmacy could only afford one of each. Inside, a soda fountain hissed enticingly. They each ordered lemon and vanilla, and the one who bought the drinks didn’t pick up his change from the wet marble counter until he had finished his glass. He seemed distracted. He was envisioning a career of generosity, grand, flashy, and ultimately destructive.
In a show case near the soda fountain his eye rested upon an object of striking beauty, a photograph album of scarlet plush with a silver clasp, and lest its purpose be misconstrued the word "Album" writ in purest silver across its front. Negotiations resulting in its sale were brief. The Merle twin was aghast, for the cost of this thing was a dollar and forty-nine cents. Even the buyer trembled when he counted out the price in small silver and coppers. But the result was a further uplift raising him beyond the loudest call of caution. The album was placed in the ornate box—itself no mean bibelot—and wrapped in paper.
In a display case near the soda fountain, he spotted an object of striking beauty: a photo album made of red plush with a silver clasp, and to avoid any confusion about its purpose, the word "Album" was elegantly written in pure silver across the front. The negotiations for its purchase were quick. The Merle twin was shocked, as the price for this item was a dollar and forty-nine cents. Even the buyer hesitated as he counted out the amount in small coins. However, this only boosted his confidence, pushing him beyond the loudest warnings of caution. The album was then placed in a fancy box—itself quite a charming item—and wrapped in paper.
"It's for Winona," the purchaser loftily explained to his white-faced brother.
"It's for Winona," the buyer said proudly to his pale-faced brother.
"I must say!" exclaimed the latter, strongly moved.
"I have to say!" exclaimed the latter, deeply moved.
"I'm going to buy a beautiful present for every one," added the now fatuous giver.
"I'm going to buy a beautiful gift for everyone," added the now foolish giver.
"Every one!" It was all Merle could manage, and even it caused him to gulp.
"Everyone!" It was all Merle could say, and even that made him gulp.
"Every one," repeated the hopeless addict.
"Everyone," the hopeless addict repeated.
And even as he said it he was snared again, this time by an immense advertising placard propped on the counter. It hymned the virtues of the Ajax Invigorator. To the left sagged a tormented male victim of many ailments meticulously catalogued below, but in too fine print for offhand reading by one in a hurry. The frame of the sufferer was bent, upheld by a cane, one hand poignantly resting on his back. The face was drawn with pain and despair. "For twenty years I suffered untold agonies," this person was made to confess in large print. It was heartrending. But opposite the moribund wretch was a figure of rich health, erect, smartly dressed, with a full, smiling face and happy eyes. Surprisingly this was none other than the sufferer. One could hardly have believed them the same, but so it was. "The Ajax Invigorator made a new man of me," continued the legend. There were further details which seemed negligible to the philanthropist, because the pictured hero of the invigorator already suggested Judge Penniman, the ever-ailing father of Winona. The likeness was not wholly fanciful. True, the judge was not so abject as the first figure, but then he was not so obtrusively vigorous as the second.
And even as he said it, he got caught again, this time by a huge advertising poster leaning on the counter. It sang the praises of the Ajax Invigorator. To the left was a tortured male victim of many ailments, carefully listed below but in tiny print that was hard to read quickly. The sufferer’s frame was hunched over, supported by a cane, one hand sadly resting on his back. His face showed pain and despair. "For twenty years, I suffered countless agonies," this person was made to admit in large print. It was heartbreaking. But across from the miserable figure was a representation of robust health, standing tall, well-dressed, with a broad, smiling face and bright eyes. Surprisingly, this was none other than the same sufferer. One could hardly believe they were the same person, but they were. "The Ajax Invigorator made a new man out of me," the caption continued. There were more details that seemed unimportant to the philanthropist because the hero of the invigorator already reminded him of Judge Penniman, the perpetually ill father of Winona. The resemblance wasn’t entirely imaginary. True, the judge wasn’t as pitiful as the first figure, but he also wasn’t as overly vigorous as the second.
"A bottle of that," said Wilbur, and pointed to the card.
"A bottle of that," Wilbur said, pointing to the card.
The druggist thrust out a bottle already wrapped in a printed cover, and the price, as became a cut-rate pharmacy, proved to be ninety-eight cents.
The pharmacist handed over a bottle that was already in a labeled bag, and the price, as expected from a discount pharmacy, turned out to be ninety-eight cents.
A wish was now expressed that the advertising placard might also be taken in order that Judge Penniman might see just what sort of new man the invigorator would make of him. But this proved impracticable; the placard must remain where it stood for the behoof of other invalids. But there were smaller portraits of the same sufferer, it seemed, in the literature inclosing the bottle. It was the Merle twin who carried the purchases as they issued from the pharmacy. This was fitting, inevitable. The sodden philanthropist must have his hands free to spend more money.
A wish was now expressed that the advertising poster might also be taken so that Judge Penniman could see exactly what kind of new person the invigorator would make of him. But this proved impractical; the poster had to stay where it was for the benefit of other patients. However, there were smaller portraits of the same person in the literature that surrounded the bottle. It was the Merle twin who carried the purchases as they came out of the pharmacy. This was appropriate and inevitable. The overwhelmed philanthropist needed his hands free to spend more money.
They rested again at the Gumble counter—and now they were not alone. The acoustics of the small town are faultless, and the activities of this spendthrift had been noised abroad. To the twins, as two of those and two of those and one of them were being ordered, came four other boys to linger cordially by and assist in the selections. Hospitality was not gracefully avoidable. The four received candy cigars and became mere hangers-on of the rich, lost to all self-respect, fawning, falsely solicitous, brightly expectant. Chocolate mice were next distributed. The four guests were now so much of the party as to manifest quick hostility to a fifth boy who had beamingly essayed to be numbered among them. They officiously snubbed and even covertly threatened this fifth boy, who none the less lingered very determinedly by the host, and was presently rewarded with sticky largesse; whereupon he was accepted by the four, and himself became hostile to another aspirant.
They rested again at the Gumble counter—and now they weren’t alone. The sound in the small town is perfect, and news of this spender had spread. As the twins were ordering two of this and two of that, four other boys came over to hang out and help with the choices. It wasn’t easy to avoid being friendly. The four received candy cigars and became mere followers of the rich, losing all sense of self-respect, being overly eager, and expectant. Next, chocolate mice were handed out. The four guests were now part of the group enough to show quick hostility toward a fifth boy who eagerly tried to join them. They rudely snubbed him and even subtly threatened him, but he stayed determinedly by the host and was soon rewarded with sticky treats; then he was accepted by the four and in turn became hostile to another boy trying to join in.
But mere candy began to cloy—Solly Gumble had opened the second box of chocolate mice—and the host even abandoned his reënforced lemon, which was promptly communized by the group. He tried to think of something to eat that wouldn't be candy, whereupon mounted in his mind the pyramid of watermelons a block down the street before the Bon Ton Grocery.
But just candy started to get overwhelming—Solly Gumble had opened the second box of chocolate mice—and the host even gave up his extra lemon, which the group quickly shared. He tried to think of something to eat that wasn't candy, and then he remembered the stack of watermelons a block down the street in front of the Bon Ton Grocery.
"We'll have a watermelon," he announced in tones of quiet authority, and his cohorts gurgled applause.
"We're going to have a watermelon," he declared with a calm sense of authority, and his friends cheered in agreement.
They pressed noisily about him as he went to the Bon Ton. They remembered a whale of a melon they had seen there, and said they would bet he never had enough money to buy that one. Maybe he could buy a medium-sized one, but not that. All of them kept a repellent manner for any passing boy who might be selfishly moved to join them. The spendthrift let them babble, preserving a rather grim silence. The whale of a melon was indeed a noble growth, and its price was thirty-five cents. The announcement of this caused a solemn hush to fall upon the sycophants; a hush broken by the cool, masterful tones of their host.
They crowded around him noisily as he headed to the Bon Ton. They remembered a huge melon they had seen there and joked that he probably didn't have enough money to buy it. Maybe he could get a medium-sized one, but not that big. They all kept a dismissive attitude toward any passing boy who might selfishly want to join them. The spender let them chatter while maintaining a rather serious silence. The huge melon was indeed impressive, and it was priced at thirty-five cents. This announcement brought a solemn silence over the flatterers, a silence that was eventually broken by the cool, commanding voice of their host.
"I'll take her," he said, and paid the fearful price from a still weighty pocket. To the stoutest of the group went the honour of bearing off the lordly burden. They turned into a cool alley that led to the rear of the shops. Here in comparative solitude the whale of a melon could be consumed and the function be unmarred by the presence of volunteer guests.
"I'll take her," he said, and paid the hefty price from a still-heavy pocket. The biggest guy in the group got the honor of carrying the impressive load. They walked into a cool alley that led behind the shops. Here, in relative privacy, they could enjoy the massive melon without being bothered by any unwanted guests.
"Open her," ordered the host, and the new knife was used to open her.
"Open her," the host commanded, and the new knife was used to open her.
She proved to be but half ripe, but her size was held to atone for this defect. A small, unripe melon would have been returned to the dealer with loud complaining, but it seemed to be held that you couldn't expect everything from one of this magnitude. It was devoured to the rind, after which the convives reclined luxuriously upon a mound of excelsior beside an empty crate.
She turned out to be only half ripe, but her size was thought to make up for this flaw. A small, unripe melon would have been sent back to the dealer with plenty of complaints, but it seemed that people felt you couldn’t expect everything from something this big. It was eaten down to the rind, after which the guests lounged comfortably on a pile of packing material next to an empty crate.
"Penny grabs!" cried the host with a fresh inspiration, and they cheered him.
"Penny grabs!" shouted the host with a new burst of creativity, and they cheered for him.
One of the five volunteered to go for them and the money-drunken host confided the price of three of them to him. The messenger honorably returned, the pennygrabs were bisected with the new knife, and all of them but Merle smoked enjoyably. He, going back to his candy and lemon, admonished each and all that smoking would stunt their growth. It seemed not greatly to concern any of them. They believed Merle implicitly, but what cared they?
One of the five volunteered to go for them, and the money-drunk host shared the price of three of them with him. The messenger honorably returned, the penny grabs were cut in half with the new knife, and everyone except Merle enjoyed a smoke. He, going back to his candy and lemon, warned everyone that smoking would stunt their growth. It didn't seem to bother any of them much. They believed Merle completely, but they didn't care.
Now the messenger in buying the pennygrabs had gabbled wildly to another boy of the sensational expenditures under way, and this boy, though incredulous, now came to a point in the alley from which he could survey the fed group. The remains of the whale of a melon were there to convince him. They were trifling remains, but they sufficed, and the six fuming halves of pennygrabs were confirmatory. The scout departed rapidly, to return a moment later with two other boys. One of the latter led a dog.
Now the messenger, while buying the pennygrabs, had talked excitedly to another boy about the sensational spending happening, and this boy, though doubtful, reached a spot in the alley from where he could see the gathered crowd. The leftover bits of the huge melon were there to convince him. They were insignificant pieces, but enough to do the trick, and the six steaming halves of pennygrabs confirmed it. The scout left quickly, only to return a moment later with two other boys. One of them was leading a dog.
The three newcomers, with a nice observance of etiquette, surveyed the revellers from a distance. Lacking decent provocation, they might not approach a group so plainly engaged upon affairs of its own—unless they went aggressively, and this it did not yet seem wise to do. The revellers became self-conscious under this scrutiny. They were moved to new displays of wealth.
The three newcomers, being polite, watched the partygoers from afar. Without a good reason to approach a group so clearly focused on their own fun, they hesitated—going in boldly didn't seem like the smartest move yet. The partygoers became aware of the newcomers' gaze. This made them show off even more of their wealth.
"I smelled 'em cookin' bologna in the back room of Hire's butcher shop," remarked the bringer of the pennygrabs. "It smelt grand."
"I smelled them cooking bologna in the back room of Hire's butcher shop," said the person who brought the penny grabs. "It smelled amazing."
The pliant host needed no more. He was tinder to such a spark.
The flexible host needed nothing more. He was ready to ignite at such a spark.
"Get a quarter's worth, Howard," and the slave bounded off, to return with a splendid rosy garland of the stuff, still warm and odorous.
"Get a quarter's worth, Howard," and the servant dashed off, returning with a beautiful rosy garland of the stuff, still warm and fragrant.
Again the new knife of Merle was used. The now widely diffused scent of bologna reached the three watchers, and appeared to madden one of them beyond any restraint of good manners. He sauntered toward them, pretending not to notice the banquet until he was upon it. He was a desperate-appearing fellow—dark, saturnine, with a face of sullen menace.
Again the new knife of Merle was used. The now widely diffused scent of bologna reached the three watchers and seemed to drive one of them to the edge of good manners. He strolled over, pretending not to notice the feast until he was right next to it. He looked like a desperate guy—dark, gloomy, with a face that radiated a sullen menace.
"Give us a hunk," he demanded.
"Give us a piece," he demanded.
He should have put it more gently. He should have condescended a little to the amenities, for his imperious tone at once dried a generous spring of philanthropy. He was to regret this lack of a mere superficial polish that would have cost him nothing.
He should have said it more kindly. He should have shown a bit of respect for the basics of politeness, because his dominant tone immediately shut down a well of generosity. He would end up regretting this absence of just a little refinement that wouldn't have cost him anything.
"Ho! Go buy it like we did!" retorted the host, crisply.
"Hey! Go buy it like we did!" replied the host, sharply.
"Is that so?" queried the newcomer with rising warmth.
"Is that so?" asked the newcomer with growing warmth.
"Yes, sat's so!"
"Yes, that's right!"
"Who says it's so?"
"Who says that?"
"I say it's so!"
"I mean it!"
This was seemingly futile; seemingly it got them nowhere, for the newcomer again demanded: "Is that so?"
This felt pointless; it seemed like they were getting nowhere, as the newcomer once again asked, "Is that so?"
They seemed to have followed a vicious circle. But in reality they were much farther along, for the mendicant had carelessly worked himself to a point where he could reach for the half circle of bologna still undivided, and the treasure was now snatched from this fate by the watchful legal owner.
They seemed to be stuck in a never-ending cycle. But in reality, they were much further ahead, as the beggar had carelessly worked himself to a point where he could grab the half circle of bologna that was still intact, and the treasure was now taken away from this outcome by the vigilant legal owner.
"Hold that!" he commanded one of his creatures, and rose quickly to his feet.
"Hold that!" he ordered one of his creatures and quickly got to his feet.
"Is that so?" repeated the unimaginative newcomer.
"Is that so?" repeated the bland newcomer.
"Yes, that's so!" affirmed the Wilbur twin once again.
"Yes, that's right!" confirmed the Wilbur twin once more.
"I guess I got as much right here as you got!"
"I guess I have as much right to be here as you do!"
This was a shifty attempt to cloud the issue. No one had faintly questioned his right to be there.
This was a sneaky attempt to confuse the issue. No one had even remotely questioned his right to be there.
"Ho! Gee, gosh!" snapped the Wilbur twin, feeling vaguely that this was irrelevant talk.
"Hey! Wow!" snapped the Wilbur twin, feeling vaguely that this was pointless chatter.
"Think you own this whole town, don't you?" demanded the aggressor.
"Think you own this whole town, huh?" the attacker demanded.
"Ho! I guess I own it as much as what you do!"
"Hey! I guess I own it just as much as you do!"
The Wilbur twin knew perfectly that this was not the true issue, yet he felt compelled to accept it.
The Wilbur twin knew very well that this wasn’t the real issue, yet he felt the need to go along with it.
"For two beans I'd punch you in the eye."
"For two bucks, I'd punch you in the eye."
"Oh, you would, would you?" Each of the disputants here took a step backward.
"Oh, you would, would you?" Each of the people arguing took a step back.
"Yes, I would, would you!" This was a try at mockery.
"Yes, I would, would you!" This was an attempt at mockery.
"Yes, you would not!"
"Yes, you wouldn't!"
"Yes, I would!"
"Absolutely, I would!"
"You're a big liar!"
"You're such a liar!"
The newcomer at this betrayed excessive rage.
The newcomer showed strong anger.
"What's that? You just say that again!" He seemed unable to believe his shocked ears.
"What's that? Say that again!" He seemed unable to believe his shocked ears.
"You heard what I said—you big liar, liar, liar!"
"You heard what I said—you big liar, liar, liar!"
"You take that back!"
"Take that back!"
Here the newcomer flourished clinched fists and began to prance. The Wilbur twin crouched, but was otherwise motionless. The newcomer continued to prance alarmingly and to wield his arms as if against an invisible opponent. Secretly he had no mind to combat. His real purpose became presently clear. It was to intimidate and confuse until he should be near enough the desired delicacy to snatch it and run. He was an excellent runner. His opponent perceived this—the evil glance of desire and intention under all the flourish of arms. Something had to be done. Without warning he leaped upon the invader and bore him to earth. There he punched, jabbed, gouged, and scratched as they writhed together. A moment of this and the prostrate foe was heard to scream with the utmost sincerity. The Wilbur twin was startled, but did not relax his hold.
Here the newcomer showed off with clenched fists and started to dance around. The Wilbur twin crouched down but stayed otherwise still. The newcomer kept prancing excessively and swung his arms as if fighting an invisible foe. Deep down, he had no intention of fighting. His real goal soon became clear: to intimidate and confuse until he could get close enough to grab the desired treat and run off. He was an excellent runner. His opponent recognized this—the greedy look of desire and intention behind all the arm waving. Something had to be done. Without warning, he jumped on the intruder and took him down. There, he punched, jabbed, gouged, and scratched as they struggled together. After a moment of this, the downed opponent screamed with complete sincerity. The Wilbur twin was taken aback but didn’t let go of his grip.
"You let me up from here!" the foe was then heard to cry.
"You let me up from here!" the enemy was then heard to shout.
The Wilbur twin watchfully rose from his mount, breathing heavily. He seized his cap and drew it tightly over dishevelled locks.
The Wilbur twin carefully got up from his horse, breathing heavily. He grabbed his cap and pulled it snugly over his messy hair.
"I guess that'll teach you a good lesson!" he warned when he had breath for it.
"I guess that'll teach you a good lesson!" he warned when he could catch his breath.
The vanquished Hun got to his feet, one hand over an eye. He was abundantly blemished and his nose bled. His sense of dignity had been outraged and his head hurt.
The defeated Hun stood up, one hand covering an eye. He was covered in bruises and his nose was bleeding. His sense of dignity was hurt and his head ached.
"You get the hell and gone out of here!" shouted the Wilbur twin, quite as if he did own the town.
"You get the heck out of here!" shouted the Wilbur twin, as if he actually owned the place.
"I must say! Cursing and swearing!" shrilled the Merle twin, but none heeded him.
"I have to say! Cursing and swearing!" shouted the Merle twin, but no one paid attention to him.
The repulsed enemy went slowly to the corner of the alley. Here he turned to recover a moment of dignity.
The defeated enemy slowly made his way to the corner of the alley. Here he paused to regain a moment of dignity.
"You just wait till I catch you out some day!" he roared back with gestures meant to terrify. But this was his last flash. He went on his way, one hand still to the blighted eye.
"You just wait until I catch you out someday!" he shouted back, with gestures intended to intimidate. But this was his last burst of anger. He continued on his way, one hand still covering the damaged eye.
Now it developed that the two boys who had waited the Hun had profited cunningly by the brawl. They had approached at its beginning—a fight was anybody's to watch—they had applauded its dénouement with shrill and hearty cries, and they now felicitated the victor.
Now it turned out that the two boys who had waited for the fight had cleverly taken advantage of the brawl. They had come over at the start—a fight was open for anyone to see—they had cheered the outcome with loud and enthusiastic shouts, and now they congratulated the winner.
"Aw, that old Tod McNeil thinks he can fight!" said one, and laughed in harsh derision.
"Aw, that old Tod McNeil thinks he can fight!" said one, laughing mockingly.
"I bet this kid could lick him any day in the week!" observed his companion.
"I bet this kid could beat him any day of the week!" observed his friend.
This boy, it was now seen, led a dog on a rope, a half-grown dog that would one day be large. He was now heavily clad in silken wool of richly mixed colours—brown, yellow, and bluish gray—and his eyes were still the pale blue of puppyhood.
This boy was now seen leading a dog on a leash, a teenage dog that would eventually grow large. He was dressed in thick, colorful silk wool—brown, yellow, and bluish-gray—and his eyes still had the light blue of puppyhood.
Both newcomers had learned the unwisdom of abrupt methods of approaching this wealthy group. They conducted themselves with modesty; they were polite, even servile, saying much in praise of the warrior twin. The one with the dog revealed genius for this sort of thing, and insisted on feeling the warrior's muscle. The flexed bicep appeared to leave him aghast at its hardness and immensity. He insisted that his companion should feel it, too.
Both newcomers had realized that it was unwise to approach this wealthy group too suddenly. They behaved modestly; they were polite, even overly submissive, praising the warrior twin. The one with the dog showed a knack for this kind of thing and insisted on feeling the warrior's muscle. The flexed bicep seemed to leave him stunned by its hardness and size. He insisted that his companion should feel it as well.
"Have some bologna?" asked the warrior. He would doubtless have pressed bologna now on Tod McNeil had that social cull stayed by.
"Got any bologna?" asked the warrior. He definitely would have offered bologna to Tod McNeil if that social outcast had stuck around.
"Oh!" said the belated guests, surprised at the presence of bologna thereabouts.
"Oh!" said the late guests, surprised to see bologna around.
They uttered profuse thanks for sizable segments of the now diminished circle. It was then that the Wilbur twin took pleased notice of the dog. He was a responsive animal, grateful for notice from any one. Receiving a morsel of the bologna he instantly engulfed it and overwhelmed the giver with rough but hearty attentions.
They expressed their gratitude for the large parts of the now smaller group. It was then that the Wilbur twin happily noticed the dog. He was a friendly animal, appreciative of attention from anyone. When he got a piece of the bologna, he quickly devoured it and showered the giver with clumsy but genuine affection.
"Knows me already," said the now infatuated Wilbur.
"Knows me already," said the now smitten Wilbur.
"Sure he does!" agreed the calculating owner. "He's a smart dog. He's the smartest dog ever I see, and I seen a good many dogs round this town."
"Of course he does!" agreed the calculating owner. "He's a smart dog. He's the smartest dog I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot of dogs around this town."
"Have some more bologna," said Wilbur.
"Have some more bologna," Wilbur said.
"Thanks," said the dog owner, "just a mite."
"Thanks," said the dog owner, "just a little bit."
The dog, receiving another bit, gave further signs of knowing the donor. No cynic was present to intimate that the animal would instantly know any giver of bologna.
The dog, getting another piece, showed more signs of recognizing the giver. No skeptic was around to suggest that the animal would instantly recognize anyone offering bologna.
"What's his name?" demanded Wilbur.
"What's his name?" asked Wilbur.
The owner hesitated. He had very casually acquired the animal but a few hours before; he now attached no value to him, and was minded to be rid of him, nor had the dog to his knowledge any name whatever.
The owner hesitated. He had casually gotten the animal just a few hours earlier; he now saw no value in him and wanted to get rid of him. The dog, to his knowledge, didn’t have a name at all.
"His name is Frank," he said, his imagination being slow to start.
"His name is Frank," he said, his imagination taking a while to kick in.
"Here, Frank! Here, Frank!" called Wilbur, and the dog leaped for more bologna.
"Hey, Frank! Over here, Frank!" called Wilbur, and the dog jumped for more bologna.
"See, he knows his name all right," observed the owner, pridefully.
"See, he definitely knows his name," the owner remarked, proudly.
"I bet you wouldn't sell him for anything," suggested Wilbur.
"I bet you wouldn't sell him for anything," Wilbur said.
"Sell good old Frank?" The owner was painfully shocked. "No, I couldn't hardly do that," he said more gently. "He's too valuable. My little sister just worships him."
"Sell good old Frank?" The owner was deeply shocked. "No, I could hardly do that," he said more softly. "He's too valuable. My little sister just adores him."
The other guests were bored at this hint of commerce. They had no wish to see good money spent for a dog that no one could eat.
The other guests were uninterested in this suggestion of buying something. They had no desire to see their money wasted on a dog that no one could eat.
"He don't look to me like so much of a dog," remarked one of these. "He looks silly to me."
"He doesn't seem like much of a dog to me," said one of them. "He looks kind of silly."
The owner stared at the speaker unpleasantly.
The owner gave the speaker an uncomfortable stare.
"Oh, he does, does he? I guess that shows what you know about dogs. If you knew so much about 'em like you say I guess you'd know this kind always does look that way. It's—it's the way they look," he floundered, briefly, but recovered. "That's how you can tell 'em," he concluded.
"Oh, he does, does he? I guess that shows what you know about dogs. If you knew as much about them as you claim, you'd know this kind always looks like that. It's—it's just how they look," he stumbled at first but then got back on track. "That's how you can recognize them," he finished.
The Wilbur twin was further impressed, though he had not thought the dog looked silly at all.
The Wilbur twin was even more impressed, even though he hadn’t thought the dog looked silly at all.
"I'll give you a quarter for him," he declared bluntly.
"I'll give you a quarter for him," he said straightforwardly.
There was a sensation among the guests. Some of them made noises to show that they would regard this as a waste of money. But the owner was firm.
There was a buzz among the guests. Some of them made sounds to show they thought this was a waste of money. But the owner stood his ground.
"Huh! I bet they ain't money enough in this whole crowd to buy that dog, even if I was goin' to sell him!"
"Huh! I bet there isn't enough money in this entire crowd to buy that dog, even if I were planning to sell him!"
The wishful Wilbur jingled coins in both pockets.
The hopeful Wilbur jingled coins in both pockets.
"I guess he wouldn't be much of a fighting dog," he said.
"I guess he wouldn't be much of a fighting dog," he said.
"Fight!" exploded the owner. "You talk about fight! Say, that's all he is—just a fighter! He eats 'em alive, that's all he does—eats 'em!" This was for some of them not easy at once to believe, for the dog's expression was one of simpering amiability. The owner seemed to perceive this discrepancy. "He looks peaceful, but you git him mad once, that's all! He's that kind—you got to git him mad first." This sounded reasonable, at least to the dog's warmest admirer.
"Fight!" shouted the owner. "You talk about fighting! Let me tell you, that’s all he is—just a fighter! He eats them alive, that’s all he does—eats them!" For some people, it wasn’t easy to believe right away, because the dog had a look of friendly charm. The owner seemed to notice this contradiction. "He looks calm, but if you ever get him angry, that’s it! He’s that type—you have to get him mad first." This sounded reasonable, at least to the dog’s biggest fan.
"Yes, sir," continued the owner, "you'll be goin' along the street with George here—"
"Yes, sir," the owner said, "you'll be walking down the street with George here—"
"George who?" demanded a skeptical guest.
"George who?" asked a doubtful guest.
For a moment the owner was disconcerted.
For a moment, the owner was thrown off.
"Well, Frank is his right name, only my little sister calls him George sometimes, and I get mixed. Anyway, you'll be goin' along the street with Frank and another dog'll come up and he's afraid of Frank and mebbe he'll just kind of clear his throat or something on account of feeling nervous and not meaning anything, but Frank'll think he's growling, and that settles it. Eats 'em alive! I seen some horrible sights, I want to tell you!"
"Well, Frank is his real name, but my little sister sometimes calls him George, which confuses me. Anyway, you’ll be walking down the street with Frank, and another dog will come up. That dog might be afraid of Frank and could just clear its throat or something because it's feeling nervous and doesn’t mean anything by it, but Frank will think he's growling, and that’s it. He goes after them! I’ve seen some really horrifying things, believe me!"
"Give you thirty-five cents for him," said the impressed Wilbur.
"Give you thirty-five cents for him," said the impressed Wilbur.
"For that there dog?" exploded the owner—"thirty-five cents?" He let it be seen that this jesting was in poor taste.
"For that dog?" the owner shouted—"thirty-five cents?" He made it clear that this joke was not funny.
"I guess he wouldn't be much of a watchdog."
"I guess he wouldn't really be a good watchdog."
"Watchdog! Say, that mutt watches all the time, day and night! You let a burglar come sneaking in, or a tramp or someone—wow! Grabs 'em by the throat, that's all!"
"Watchdog! That dog is always on alert, day and night! If a burglar tries to sneak in, or a drifter, or anyone else—bam! It goes straight for their throat, just like that!"
"Fifty cents!" cried the snared Cowan twin. Something told the owner this would be the last raise.
"Fifty cents!" shouted the trapped Cowan twin. Something inside the owner told them this would be the final bid.
"Let's see the money!"
"Show me the money!"
He saw it, and the prodigy, Frank, sometimes called George by the owner's little sister, had a new master. The Wilbur twin tingled through all his being when the end of the rope leash was placed in his hand.
He saw it, and the wonder, Frank, sometimes called George by the owner's little sister, had a new master. The Wilbur twin felt a thrill throughout his entire body when the end of the rope leash was handed to him.
A tradesman now descried them from the rear door of his shop. He saw smoke from the relighted pennygrabs and noted the mound of excelsior.
A tradesman now spotted them from the back door of his shop. He saw smoke from the relighted pennygrabs and noticed the pile of excelsior.
"Hi, there!" he called, harshly. "Beat it outa there! What you want to do—set the whole town afire?"
"Hey, you!" he shouted, roughly. "Get out of there! What are you trying to do—burn the whole town down?"
Of course nothing of this sort had occurred to them, but only Merle answered very politely, "No, sir!" The others merely moved off, holding the question silly. Wilbur Cowan stalked ahead with his purchase.
Of course, none of them had thought of anything like that, but Merle responded very politely, "No, sir!" The others just walked away, finding the question ridiculous. Wilbur Cowan walked ahead with his purchase.
"I hate just terrible to part with him," said the dog's late owner.
"I really hate having to say goodbye to him," said the dog's former owner.
"Come on to Solly Gumble's," said Wilbur, significantly. He must do something to heal this hurt.
"Let’s go to Solly Gumble's," said Wilbur, meaningfully. He needed to do something to mend this pain.
The mob followed gleefully. The Wilbur twin was hoping they would meet no other dog. He didn't want good old Frank to eat another dog right on the street.
The crowd followed happily. The Wilbur twin was hoping they wouldn't encounter any other dogs. He didn't want good old Frank to eat another dog right there on the street.
Back in Solly Gumble's he bought lavishly for his eight guests. The guests were ideal; none of them spoke of having to leave early, though the day was drawing in. And none of the guests noted that the almost continuous stream of small coin flowing to the Gumble till came now but from one pocket of the host. Yet hardly a guest but could eat from either hand as he chose. It was a scene of Babylonian profligacy—even the late owner of Frank joined in the revel full-spiritedly, and it endured to a certain moment of icy realization, suffered by the host. It came when Solly Gumble, in the midst of much serving, bethought him of the blue jay.
Back at Solly Gumble's place, he treated his eight guests to an extravagant feast. The guests were perfect; none of them mentioned having to leave early, even though the day was getting late. And none of them realized that the constant flow of small change filling the Gumble register was now coming from just one pocket of the host. Still, every guest had plenty to eat, no matter what they wanted. It was a scene of lavish indulgence—even the recent owner of Frank joined in the fun with full enthusiasm, and it continued until Solly experienced a moment of chilling realization. It hit him while he was busy serving when he suddenly thought of the blue jay.
"I managed to save him for you," he told the Wilbur twin, and reached down the treasure. With a cloth he dusted the feathers and tenderly wiped the eyes. "A first-class animal for fifty cents," he said—"and durable. He'll last a lifetime if you be careful of him—keep him in the parlour just to be pretty."
"I was able to save him for you," he said to the Wilbur twin, and handed over the treasure. He used a cloth to clean the feathers and gently wiped the eyes. "A top-notch animal for fifty cents," he remarked—"and it's durable. He'll last a lifetime if you're careful with him—just keep him in the living room to look nice."
The munching revellers gathered about with interest. There seemed no limit to the daring of this prodigal. Then there came upon the Wilbur twin a moment of sinister calculation. A hand sank swiftly into a pocket and brought up a scant few nickels and pennies. Amid a thickening silence he counted these remaining coins.
The munching partygoers gathered around, intrigued. There seemed to be no limit to the boldness of this extravagant person. Then, a moment of dark calculation struck one of the Wilbur twins. A hand quickly dove into a pocket and pulled out just a few nickels and pennies. As the silence deepened, he counted the few coins he had left.
Then in deadly tones he declared to Solly Gumble, "I only got forty-eight cents left!"
Then in a serious tone, he told Solly Gumble, "I only have forty-eight cents left!"
"Oh, my! I must say! Spent all his money!" shrilled the Merle twin on a note of triumph that was yet bitter.
"Oh, my! I have to say! Spent all his money!" shrieked the Merle twin in a victorious yet bitter tone.
"Spent all his money!" echoed the shocked courtiers, and looked upon him coldly. Some of them withdrew across the store and in low tones pretended to discuss the merits of articles in another show case.
"Spent all his money!" echoed the shocked courtiers, as they looked at him icily. Some of them stepped away across the store and, in hushed tones, pretended to debate the qualities of items in a different display case.
"I guess you couldn't let me have him for forty-eight cents," said the Wilbur twin hopelessly.
"I guess you can't let me have him for forty-eight cents," said the Wilbur twin hopelessly.
Solly Gumble removed his skullcap, fluffed his scanty ring of curls, and drew on the cap again. His manner was judicial but not repellent.
Solly Gumble took off his skullcap, fluffed his thin circle of curls, and put the cap back on. He had a serious demeanor but wasn’t unapproachable.
"Mebbe I could—mebbe I couldn't," he said. "You sure you ain't got two cents more in that other pocket, hey?"
"Might be I could—might be I couldn't," he said. "You sure you don't have two more cents in that other pocket, huh?"
The Wilbur twin searched, but it was the most arid of formalities.
The Wilbur twin looked around, but it was the driest of formalities.
"No, sir; I spent it all."
"No, sir; I spent it all."
"Spent all his money!" remarked the dog seller with a kind of pitying contempt, and drew off toward the door. Two more of the courtiers followed as unerringly as if trained in palaces. Solly Gumble bent above the counter.
"Spent all his money!" said the dog seller with a mix of pity and disdain, then headed toward the door. Two more of the courtiers followed him as if they were trained to move through palaces. Solly Gumble leaned over the counter.
"Well, now, you young man, you listen to me. You been a right good customer, treating all your little friends so grand, so I tell you straight—you take that fine bird for forty-eight cents. Not to many would I come down, but to you—yes."
"Well, listen up, young man. You've been a really good customer, treating all your little friends so well, so I'll be honest with you—you can have that nice bird for forty-eight cents. I wouldn’t drop the price for just anyone, but for you—sure."
Wilbur Cowan, overcome, mumbled his thanks. He was alone at the counter now, Merle having joined the withdrawn courtiers.
Wilbur Cowan, overwhelmed, mumbled his thanks. He was alone at the counter now, as Merle had joined the silent courtiers.
"I'm a fair trader," said Solly Gumble. "I can take—I give. Here now!" And amazingly he extended to the penniless wreck a large and golden orange, perhaps one of the largest oranges ever grown.
"I'm a fair trader," said Solly Gumble. "I take—I give. Look here!" And surprisingly, he handed the broke man a big, golden orange, probably one of the biggest oranges ever grown.
The recipient was again overcome. He blushed as he thanked this open-handed tradesman. Then with his blue jay, his orange, his dog, he turned away. Now he first became aware of the changed attitude of his late dependents. It did not distress him. It seemed wholly natural, this icy withdrawal of their fellowship. Why should they push about him any longer? He was, instead, rather concerned to defend his spendthrift courses.
The recipient was once again overwhelmed. He blushed as he thanked this generous dealer. Then, with his blue jay, his orange, and his dog, he turned away. It was at this moment that he noticed the changed attitude of those who had relied on him before. It didn't upset him. It felt completely natural, this cold distancing from their friendship. Why should they stick around him any longer? Instead, he was more focused on justifying his extravagant choices.
"Spent all his money!" came a barbed jeer from the Merle twin.
"Spent all his money!" came a sharp taunt from the Merle twin.
The ruined one stalked by him with dignity, having remembered a fine speech he had once heard his father make.
The ruined man walked by him with dignity, recalling a great speech he once heard his father give.
"Oh, well," he said, lightly, "easy come, easy go!"
"Oh, well," he said casually, "easy come, easy go!"
The Merle twin still bore the album and the potent invigorator that was to make a new man of Judge Penniman. His impoverished brother carried the blue jay, looking alert and lifelike in the open, the mammoth orange, gift for Mrs. Penniman—he had nearly forgotten her—and tenderly he led the dog, Frank. Not to have all his money again would he have parted with his treasures and the memory of supreme delights. Not for all his squandered fortune would he have bartered Frank, the dog. Frank capered at his side, ever and again looking up brightly at his new master. Never had so much attention been shown him. Never before had he been confined by a leash, as if he were a desirable dog.
The Merle twin still carried the album and the powerful energy booster that was supposed to transform Judge Penniman into a new man. His struggling brother held the blue jay, looking vibrant and lifelike in the open air, the giant orange, a gift for Mrs. Penniman—he had almost forgotten about her—and he lovingly led the dog, Frank. He wouldn't trade his treasures and the memories of pure joy for all his money again. Not for all his lost fortune would he have given up Frank, the dog. Frank bounced alongside him, frequently looking up happily at his new owner. Never had he received so much attention. Never before had he been kept on a leash, as if he were a prized dog.
Opposite the Mansion House, Newbern's chief hotel, Frank gave signal proof of his intelligence. From across River Street he had been espied by Boodles, the Mansion House dog, a creature of dusty, pinkish white, of short neck and wide jaws, of a clouded but still definite bull ancestry. Boodles was a dog about town, wearing many scars of combat, a swashbuckler of a dog, rough-mannered, raffish; if not actually quarrelsome, at least highly sensitive where his honour was concerned. He made it a point to know every dog in town, and as he rose from a sitting posture, where he had been taking the air before his inn, it could be observed that Frank was new to him—certainly new and perhaps objectionable. He stepped lightly halfway across the now empty street and stopped for a further look. He seemed to be saying, "Maybe it ain't a dog, after all." But the closer look and a lifted nose wrinkling into the breeze set him right. He left for a still closer look at what was unquestionably a dog.
Across from the Mansion House, Newbern's main hotel, Frank showed clear signs of his cleverness. From the other side of River Street, Boodles, the Mansion House dog, spotted him—a dusty, pinkish-white creature with a short neck and wide jaws, clearly having some bull heritage. Boodles was a local character, marked by many scars from fights, a bit of a rogue; if not truly aggressive, he was definitely sensitive about his reputation. He made it a point to know every dog in town, and as he stood up from his relaxed position where he had been enjoying the outdoors in front of his hotel, it was obvious that Frank was unfamiliar to him—certainly new and possibly unwelcome. He lightly trotted halfway across the now-empty street and paused for a better look. It seemed he was thinking, "Maybe it’s not a dog after all." But with a closer inspection and a lifted nose catching the breeze, he realized the truth. He trotted over for an even closer look at what was undoubtedly a dog.
The Wilbur twin became concerned for Boodles. He regarded him highly. But he knew that Boodles was a fighter, and Frank ate them up. He commanded Boodles to go back, but though he had slowed his pace and now halted a dozen feet from Frank, the cannibal, Boodles showed that he was not going back until he had some better reason. Violence of the cruellest sort seemed forward. But perhaps Frank might be won from his loathly practice.
The Wilbur twin began to worry about Boodles. He thought very highly of him. But he knew that Boodles was a fighter, and Frank was relentless. He ordered Boodles to turn back, but even though he had slowed down and now stopped a few feet from Frank, the cannibal, Boodles made it clear he wasn't going to retreat without a better reason. A brutal confrontation seemed inevitable. But maybe Frank could be convinced to give up his horrific ways.
"You, Frank, be quiet, sir!" ordered Wilbur, though Frank had not been unquiet. "Be still, sir!" he added, and threatened his pet with an open palm. But Frank had attention only for Boodles, who now approached, little recking his fate. The clash was at hand.
"You, Frank, be quiet, man!" Wilbur ordered, even though Frank hadn't been loud. "Stay still, man!" he added, threatening his pet with an open hand. But Frank only cared about Boodles, who was now coming over, unaware of what was coming. The showdown was about to happen.
"Be still, sir!" again commanded Wilbur in anguished tones, whereupon the obedient Frank tumbled to lie upon his back, four limp legs in air, turning his head to simper up at Boodles, who stood inquiringly above him. Boodles then sniffed an amiable contempt and ran back to his hotel. Frank strained at his leash to follow. His proud owner thought there could be few dogs in all the world so biddable as this.
"Be still, sir!" Wilbur commanded again in a distressed voice, and obediently, Frank lay down on his back with his four legs in the air, turning his head to look up at Boodles, who was standing above him with a curious expression. Boodles then sniffed in a friendly but dismissive way and ran back to his hotel. Frank tugged at his leash, wanting to follow. His proud owner thought there were probably very few dogs in the world as obedient as this one.
The twins went on. Merle was watching his chance to recover that spiritual supremacy over the other that had been his until the accident of wealth had wrenched it from him.
The twins continued on. Merle was looking for his opportunity to regain that spiritual superiority over the other that he had until the stroke of wealth had taken it away from him.
"You'll catch it for keeping us out so late," he warned—"and cursing and fighting and spending all your money!"
"You'll get in trouble for keeping us out so late," he warned, "and for cursing, fighting, and blowing all your money!"
The other scarce heard him. He walked through shining clouds far above an earth where one catches it.
The others barely heard him. He walked through bright clouds high above a world where one can catch it.
CHAPTER III
The Penniman house, white, with green blinds, is set back from the maple-and-elm-shaded street, guarded by a white picket fence. Between the house and gate a green lawn was crossed by a gravelled walk, with borders of phlox; beyond the borders, on either side, were flowering shrubs, and at equal distances from the walk, circular beds of scarlet tulips and yellow daffodils. Detached from the Penniman house, but still in the same yard, was a smaller, one-storied house, also white, with green blinds, tenanted by Dave Cowan and his twins, who—in Newbern vernacular—mealed with Mrs. Penniman. It had been the Cowan home when Dave married the Penniman cousin who had borne the twins. There was a path worn in the grass between the two houses.
The Penniman house, white with green shutters, is set back from the street shaded by maple and elm trees, protected by a white picket fence. Between the house and the gate, a green lawn is crossed by a gravel path lined with phlox; beyond the borders, on either side, are flowering shrubs, and at equal distances from the path are circular beds of bright red tulips and yellow daffodils. Detached from the Penniman house, but still in the same yard, is a smaller, one-story house, also white with green shutters, occupied by Dave Cowan and his twins, who—in local slang—ate with Mrs. Penniman. It used to be the Cowan home when Dave married the Penniman cousin who had the twins. There’s a worn path in the grass between the two houses.
On the Penniman front porch the judge was throned in a wicker chair. He was a nobly fronted old gentleman, with imposing head, bald at the top but tastefully hung with pale, fluffy side curls. His face was wide and full, smoothly shaven, his cheeks pink, his eyes a pure, pale blue. He was clad in a rumpled linen suit the trousers of which were drawn well up his plump legs above white socks and low black shoes, broad and loose fitting. As the shadows had lengthened and the day cooled he abandoned a palm-leaf fan he had been languidly waving. His face at the moment glowed with animation, for he played over the deciding game in that day's match at checkers by which, at the harness shop, he had vanquished an acclaimed rival from over Higgston way. The fellow had been skilled beyond the average, but supremacy was still with the Newbern champion. So absorbed was he, achieving again that last bit of strategy by which he had gained the place to capture two men and reach the enemy's king row, that his soft-stepping daughter, who had come from the house, had to address him twice.
On the Penniman front porch, the judge sat comfortably in a wicker chair. He was a distinguished older gentleman, with a prominent forehead, bald on top but stylishly adorned with soft, fluffy side curls. His face was broad and full, clean-shaven, with rosy cheeks and pale blue eyes. He wore a wrinkled linen suit, with his trousers pulled up above his white socks and loose black shoes. As the shadows grew longer and the temperature dropped, he put down the palm-leaf fan he’d been lazily waving. His face was bright with excitement as he replayed the critical moments of that day's checkers match, where he had defeated a well-known rival from Higgston. The rival was skilled, but the title still belonged to the champion from Newbern. He was so engrossed in recalling the last strategic move that had allowed him to capture two pieces and reach the opponent's king row that his daughter, coming from the house, had to call his name twice to get his attention.
"Have you had a good day, father?"
"Did you have a good day, Dad?"
The judge was momentarily confused. He had to recall that his invalidism, not his checker prowess, was in question. He regained his presence of mind; he coughed feebly, reaching a hand tenderly back to a point between his shoulder blades.
The judge was briefly confused. He needed to remember that it was his disability, not his skill at checkers, that was under scrutiny. He collected himself; he coughed weakly, reaching a hand gently to a spot between his shoulder blades.
"Not one of my real bad days, Winona. I can't really say I've suffered. Stuff that other cushion in back of me, will you? I got a new pain kind of in this left shoulder—neuralgia, mebbe. But my sciatica ain't troubled me—not too much."
"Not one of my really bad days, Winona. I can't honestly say I've suffered. Can you adjust that stuff behind me? I've got a new pain in my left shoulder—maybe neuralgia. But my sciatica hasn't bothered me—not too much."
Winona adjusted the cushion.
Winona fixed the cushion.
"You're so patient, father!"
"You're so patient, dad!"
"I try to be, Winona," which was simple truth.
"I try to be, Winona," which was just the truth.
A sufferer for years, debarred by obscure ailments from active participation in our industrial strife, the judge, often for days at a time, would not complain unless pressed to—quite as if he had forgotten his pains. The best doctors disagreed about his case, none of them able to say precisely what his maladies were. True, one city doctor, a visiting friend of the Pennimans' family physician, had once gone carefully over him, punching, prodding, listening, to announce that nothing ailed the invalid; which showed, as the judge had said to his face, that he was nothing but an impudent young squirt. He had never revealed this parody of a diagnosis to his anxious family, who always believed the city doctor had found something deadly that might at any time carry off the patient sufferer.
For years, the judge had suffered from vague health issues that kept him from being active in our industrial conflicts. Often, he wouldn’t complain unless someone insisted—almost as if he had forgotten his pain. The top doctors disagreed about his condition, and none could clearly identify what was wrong with him. It’s true that one local doctor, a friend of the Pennimans’ family physician, had once examined him thoroughly—examining, poking, and listening—only to declare that the patient was fine; the judge had told him to his face that he was just a cocky young brat. He never shared this mockery of a diagnosis with his worried family, who always believed that the city doctor had discovered something serious that could take the patient at any moment.
The judge was also bitter about Christian Science, and could easily be led to expose its falsity. He would wittily say it wasn't Christian and wasn't science; merely the chuckleheadedness of a lot of women. This because a local adept of the cult had told him, and—what was worse—told Mrs. Penniman and Winona, that if he didn't quit thinking he was an invalid pretty soon he would really have something the matter with him.
The judge was also resentful towards Christian Science and could easily be swayed to reveal its flaws. He would humorously claim it wasn't Christian and wasn't scientific; it was just the foolishness of a bunch of women. This was because a local follower of the movement had told him, and—what was worse—had told Mrs. Penniman and Winona, that if he didn't stop believing he was an invalid pretty soon, he would actually end up having a real problem.
And he had incurred another offensive diagnosis: Old Doc Purdy, the medical examiner, whose sworn testimony had years before procured the judge his pension as a Civil War veteran, became brutal about it. Said Purdy: "I had to think up some things that would get the old cuss his money and dummed if he didn't take it all serious and think he did have 'em!"
And he had received another harsh diagnosis: Old Doc Purdy, the medical examiner, whose sworn testimony had years ago helped the judge get his pension as a Civil War veteran, wasn’t holding back. Purdy said, "I had to come up with some stuff that would get the old guy his money, and I’ll be damned if he didn’t take it all seriously and really believe he had them!"
The judge had been obliged to abandon all thoughts of a career. Years before he had been Newbern's justice of the peace, until a gang of political tricksters defeated the sovereign will of the people. And perhaps he would again have accepted political honours, but none had been offered him. Still, the family was prosperous. For in addition to the pension, Mrs. Penniman kept a neat card in one of the front windows promising "Plain and Fancy Dressmaking Done Here," and Winona now taught school.
The judge had to give up on any idea of a career. Years ago, he was Newbern's justice of the peace, until a group of political tricksters undermined the will of the people. He might have considered accepting political honors again, but none had come his way. Still, the family was doing well. Besides the pension, Mrs. Penniman had a tidy sign in one of the front windows that read "Plain and Fancy Dressmaking Done Here," and Winona was now teaching school.
Having adjusted the cushion, Winona paused before the cage of a parrot on a stand at the end of the porch. The bird sidled over to her on stiff legs, cocked upon her a leering, yellow eye and said in wheedling tones, "Pretty girl, pretty girl!" But then it harshly screeched, "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" This laughter was discordant, cynical, derisive, as if the bird relished a tasteless jest.
Having fixed the cushion, Winona paused in front of the parrot's cage on a stand at the end of the porch. The bird waddled over to her on stiff legs, fixed her with a leering yellow eye, and said in a coaxing tone, "Pretty girl, pretty girl!" But then it suddenly screeched, "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" This laughter was off-key, cynical, and mocking, as if the bird enjoyed a crude joke.
Winona went to the hammock and resumed an open book. Its title was "Matthew Arnold—How to Know Him." She was getting up in Matthew Arnold for a paper. Winona at twenty was old before she should have been. She was small and dark, with a thin nose and pinched features. Her dark hair, wound close to her small head, was pretty enough, and her dark eyes were good, but she seemed to carry almost the years of her mother. She was an earnest girl, severe in thought, concerned about her culture, seeking to subdue a nature which she profoundly distrusted to an ideal she would have described as one of elegance and refinement. The dress she wore was one of her best—for an exemplary young man would call that evening, bringing his choice silver flute upon which he would play justly if not brilliantly to Winona's piano accompaniment—but it was dull of tint, one of her mother's plain, not fancy, creations. Still Winona felt it was daring, because the collar was low and sported a fichu of lace. This troubled her, even as she renewed the earnest effort to know Matthew Arnold. She doubtfully fingered at her throat a tiny chain that supported a tiny pendant. She slipped the thing under the neck of her waist. She feared that with her low neck—she thought of it as low—the bauble would be flashy.
Winona settled into the hammock and opened a book titled "Matthew Arnold—How to Know Him." She was studying Matthew Arnold for a paper. At twenty, Winona seemed older than her age. She was small and dark, with a thin nose and pinched features. Her dark hair, styled close to her small head, was quite pretty, and her dark eyes were nice, but she appeared to carry the weight of her mother's years. She was an earnest girl, serious in her thoughts, concerned about her education, trying to control a nature she deeply distrusted in favor of an ideal she would describe as one of elegance and refinement. The dress she wore was one of her best—an exemplary young man would be coming that evening, bringing his choice silver flute, which he would play well, if not brilliantly, to Winona's piano accompaniment—but it was a dull color, one of her mother's plain, simple creations. Still, Winona felt it was daring because the collar was low and had a lace fichu. This made her uneasy as she continued her earnest effort to understand Matthew Arnold. She nervously touched a tiny chain around her neck that held a small pendant. She tucked it under her waist. She worried that with her low neckline—she thought of it as low—the piece would look flashy.
Mrs. Penniman came from the kitchen and sat on the porch steps. She was much like Winona, except that certain professional touches of colour at waist, neck, and wrists made her appear, in spirit at least, the younger woman. There were times when Winona suffered herself to doubt her mother's seriousness; times when the woman appeared a slave to levity. She would laugh at things Winona considered no laughing matters, and her sympathy with her ailing husband had come to be callous and matter of fact, almost perfunctory. She longed, moreover, to do fancy dressmaking for her child; and there was the matter of the silk stockings. The Christmas before the too downright Dave Cowan, in a low spirit of banter, had gifted Winona with these. They were of tan silk, and Dave had challenged her to wear them for the good of her soul.
Mrs. Penniman came from the kitchen and sat on the porch steps. She was quite similar to Winona, except that some professional touches of color at her waist, neck, and wrists made her seem, at least in spirit, like the younger woman. There were times when Winona couldn’t help but doubt her mother’s seriousness; times when her mother seemed a slave to frivolity. She would laugh at things Winona thought were no laughing matter, and her sympathy for her sick husband had become callous and almost routine. She also longed to do fancy dressmaking for her child; and then there was the issue of the silk stockings. The Christmas before, the overly straightforward Dave Cowan, in a joking mood, had given Winona these. They were made of tan silk, and Dave had challenged her to wear them for the sake of her soul.
Winona had been quite unpleasantly shocked at Dave's indelicacy, but her mother had been frivolous throughout the affair. Her mother said, too, that she would like to wear silk stockings at all times. But Winona—she spoke of the gift as hose—put the sinister things away at the bottom of her third bureau drawer. Once, indeed, she had nearly nerved herself to a public appearance in them, knowing that perfectly good women often did this. That had been the day she was to read her paper on Early Greek Sculpture at the Entre Nous Club. She had put them on with her new tan pumps, but the effect had been too daring. She felt the ogling eyes. The stockings had gone back to the third bureau drawer—to the bottom—and never had her ankles flashed a silken challenge to a public that might misunderstand.
Winona had been pretty unpleasantly surprised by Dave's lack of tact, but her mother had taken a lighthearted approach throughout the whole situation. Her mom also mentioned that she would love to wear silk stockings all the time. But Winona—she referred to the gift as hose—put those troubling things away at the bottom of her third dresser drawer. Once, she almost worked up the courage to wear them in public, knowing that perfectly respectable women often did. That day was when she was supposed to present her paper on Early Greek Sculpture at the Entre Nous Club. She had put them on with her new tan pumps, but the look felt too bold. She could feel the staring eyes. The stockings went back to the third dresser drawer—to the bottom—and her ankles never flashed a silky challenge to an audience that might misinterpret it.
Yet—and this it was that was making Winona old before her time—always in her secret heart of hearts she did long abjectly to wear silk stockings—all manner of sinful silken trifles. Evil yearnings like this would sweep her. But she took them to be fruits of a natural depravity that good women must fight. Thus far she had triumphed.
Yet—and this is what was making Winona feel older than her years—deep down, she secretly longed to wear silk stockings and all sorts of indulgent silk luxuries. Temptations like this would wash over her. But she saw them as signs of a natural weakness that good women had to resist. So far, she had prevailed.
Mrs. Penniman now wielded the palm-leaf fan. She eyed her husband with an almost hardened glance, then ran a professional eye over the lines of Winona. Her head moved with quick little birdlike turnings. Her dark hair was less orderly than Winona's, and—from her kitchen work—two spots of colour burned high on her cheeks.
Mrs. Penniman now held the palm-leaf fan. She looked at her husband with a nearly steely gaze, then assessed Winona with a critical eye. Her head bobbed with quick, bird-like movements. Her dark hair was less neat than Winona's, and due to her time in the kitchen, two spots of color stood out on her cheeks.
"Your locket's slipped inside your waist," she said, not dreaming that Winona had in shame brought this about.
"Your locket has slipped inside your waistband," she said, not realizing that Winona had shamefully caused this.
Winona, who would have been shamed again to explain this, withdrew the bauble. The fond mother now observed the book above which her daughter bent, twisting her neck to follow the title.
Winona, who would have felt embarrassed to explain this again, took back the trinket. The loving mother then noticed the book that her daughter was leaning over, craning her neck to see the title.
"Is it interesting?" she asked; and then: "The way to know a man—cook for him."
"Is it interesting?" she asked, and then added, "The best way to really get to know a man is to cook for him."
Her daughter winced, suffering a swift picture of her too-light mother, cooking for Mr. Arnold.
Her daughter flinched, instantly imagining her too-thin mom, cooking for Mr. Arnold.
"I should think you'd pick out a good novel to read," went on her mother. "That last one I got from the library—it's about a beautiful woman that counted the world well lost for love."
"I think you should choose a good novel to read," her mother continued. "That last one I borrowed from the library—it's about a beautiful woman who believed the world was worth losing for love."
Winona murmured indistinctly.
Winona mumbled quietly.
"She didn't—she didn't stop at anything," added the mother, brightly.
"She didn’t—she didn’t hold back at all," added the mother, cheerfully.
"Oh, Mother!"
"Oh, Mom!"
"I don't care! The Reverend Mallett himself said that novels should be read for an understanding of life—ever novels with a wholesome sex interest. The very words he said!"
"I don't care! Reverend Mallett himself said that novels should be read to understand life—even novels that have a healthy sexual interest. Those were his exact words!"
"Mother, Mother!" protested Winona with a quick glance at her father.
"Mom, Mom!" Winona protested, quickly glancing at her dad.
She doubted if any sex interest could be wholesome; and surely, with both sexes present, the less said about such things the better. To her relief the perilous topic was abandoned.
She questioned whether any sexual interest could be healthy; and certainly, with both genders around, it was best to say as little as possible about such matters. To her relief, the risky subject was dropped.
"I suppose you both heard the big news today."
"I guess you both heard the big news today."
Mrs. Penniman spoke ingenuously, but it was downright lying—no less. She supposed they had not heard the big news. She was certain they had not. Winona was attentive. Her mother's business of plain and fancy dressmaking did not a little to make the acoustics of Newbern superior. From her clients she gleaned the freshest chronicles of Newbern's social life, many being such as one might safely repeat; many more, Winona uncomfortably recalled, the sort no good woman would let go any further. She hoped the imminent disclosure would not be of the latter class, yet suddenly she wished to hear it even if it were. She affected to turn with reluctance from her budding acquaintanceship with Matthew Arnold.
Mrs. Penniman spoke openly, but it was flat-out lying—plain and simple. She thought they hadn’t heard the big news. She was sure they hadn’t. Winona was paying attention. Her mother’s work in both plain and fancy dressmaking contributed quite a bit to the acoustics of Newbern being better than average. Through her clients, she picked up the latest gossip about Newbern's social life, a lot of it being safe to share; but there were many more stories, Winona uncomfortably remembered, that no good woman would let slip any further. She hoped the news about to be revealed wouldn’t fall into that latter category, yet suddenly she was eager to hear it even if it did. She pretended to reluctantly turn away from her budding friendship with Matthew Arnold.
"It's the twins," began her mother with a look of pleased horror. "You couldn't guess in all day what they've been up to."
"It's the twins," her mother said with a mix of pleasure and horror on her face. "You wouldn't be able to guess all day what they've been up to."
"You may be sure Wilbur was the one to blame," put in Winona, quick to defend the one most responsive to her lessons in faith, morals, etiquette.
"You can be sure Wilbur was the one to blame," added Winona, eager to defend the one who most responded to her lessons in faith, morals, and etiquette.
"Ought to be soundly trounced," declared the judge. "That's what I always say."
"Ought to be completely defeated," declared the judge. "That's what I always say."
"This is the worst yet," continued Mrs. Penniman.
"This is the worst yet," Mrs. Penniman continued.
She liked the suspense she had created. With an unerring gift for oral narrative, she toyed with this. She must first tell how she got it.
She enjoyed the suspense she had built. With a natural talent for storytelling, she played with it. She needed to first explain how she got it.
"You know that georgette waist Mrs. Ed Seaver is having?"
"You know that georgette waist that Mrs. Ed Seaver is getting?"
"Have they done something awful?" Winona demanded. "I perfectly well know it wasn't Merle's fault."
"Did they do something terrible?" Winona asked. "I know it wasn't Merle's fault."
"Well, Mrs. Seaver came in about four o'clock for her final fitting, and what do you think?"
"Well, Mrs. Seaver came in around four o'clock for her final fitting, and guess what?"
"For mercy's sake!" pleaded Winona.
"For goodness' sake!" pleaded Winona.
"And Ed Seaver had been to the barber shop to have his hair cut—he always gets it cut the fifteenth of each month—well, he found out all about it from Don Paley, that they'd had to send for to come to the Whipple New Place to cut it neatly off after the way it had been sawed off rough, and she told me word for word. Well, it's unbelievable, and every one saying something ought to be done about it—you just never would be able to guess!"
"And Ed Seaver had gone to the barber shop to get his hair cut—he always gets it cut on the fifteenth of every month—well, he found out everything from Don Paley, who they had to call in to the Whipple New Place to clean it up after it had been chopped off messily, and she told me everything exactly. Well, it's hard to believe, and everyone is saying that something needs to be done about it—you just wouldn't be able to guess!"
Winona snapped shut the volume so rich in promise and leaned forward to face her mother desperately. Mrs. Penniman here coughed in a refined and artificial manner as a final preliminary. The parrot instantly coughed in the same manner, and—seeming to like it—again became Mrs. Penniman in a series of mild, throaty preliminary coughs, as if it would presently begin to tell something almost too good. The real tale had to be suspended again for this.
Winona shut the book filled with promise and leaned forward to confront her mother desperately. Mrs. Penniman coughed in a polished and affected way as a final warm-up. The parrot immediately mimicked the cough, and—seemingly enjoying it—transformed into Mrs. Penniman with a series of soft, throaty coughs, as if it was about to share something almost too good to be true. The actual story had to wait once more for this.
"Well," resumed Mrs. Penniman, feeling that the last value had been extracted from mere suspense, "anyway, it seems that this morning poor little Patricia Whipple was going by the old graveyard, and the twins jumped out and knocked her down and dragged her in there away from the road and simply tore every stitch of clothes off her back and made her dress up in Wilbur's clothes——"
"Well," continued Mrs. Penniman, sensing that all the suspense had been used up, "anyway, it seems that this morning poor little Patricia Whipple was walking past the old graveyard when the twins jumped out, knocked her down, and dragged her inside away from the road. They completely tore every piece of clothing off her and made her wear Wilbur's clothes——"
"There!" gasped the horrified Winona. "Didn't I say it would be Wilbur?"
"There!" gasped the shocked Winona. "Didn't I tell you it would be Wilbur?"
"And then what did they do but cut off her braid with a knife!"
"And then what did they do but chop off her braid with a knife!"
"Wilbur's knife—Merle hasn't any."
"Wilbur's knife—Merle doesn't have one."
"And the Lord knows what the little fiends would have done next, but Juliana Whipple happened to be passing, and heard the poor child's screams and took her away from them."
"And God knows what those little troublemakers would have done next, but Juliana Whipple happened to be passing by, heard the poor child's screams, and rescued her from them."
"That dreadful, dreadful Wilbur!" cried Winona.
"That terrible, terrible Wilbur!" shouted Winona.
"Reform school," spoke the judge, as if he uttered it from the bench.
"Reform school," said the judge, as if he were saying it from the bench.
"But something queer," went on Mrs. Penniman. "Juliana took the twins home in the pony cart, with Wilbur wearing Patricia's dress—it's a plaid gingham I made myself—and someone gave him a lot of money and let him go, and they didn't give Merle any because Ed Seaver saw them on River Street, and Wilbur had it all. And what did Patricia Whipple say to Don Paley but that she was going to have one of the twins for her brother, because no one else would get her a brother, and so she must. But what would she want one of those little cutthroats for? That's what puzzles me."
"But something strange," Mrs. Penniman continued. "Juliana took the twins home in the pony cart, with Wilbur wearing Patricia's dress—it's a plaid gingham I made myself—and someone gave him a lot of money and let him go, but they didn't give Merle any because Ed Seaver saw them on River Street, and Wilbur had it all. And what did Patricia Whipple say to Don Paley but that she was going to have one of the twins for her brother, since no one else would get her a brother, so she must. But what would she want with one of those little troublemakers? That's what confuses me."
"Merle is not a cutthroat," said Winona with tightening lips. "He never will be a cutthroat." She left all manner of permissible suspicions about his brother.
"Merle isn't ruthless," Winona said, her lips tightening. "He'll never be ruthless." She held back all kinds of acceptable doubts about his brother.
"Well, it just beat me!" confessed her mother. "Maybe they've been reading Wild West stories."
"Well, it just got me!" her mother admitted. "Maybe they've been reading Wild West stories."
"Wilbur, perhaps," insisted Winona. "Merle is already very choice in his reading."
"Maybe Wilbur," Winona insisted. "Merle is already quite selective with his reading."
"A puzzle, anyway—why, there they come!"
"A puzzle, anyway—look, here they come!"
And the manner of their coming brought more bewilderment to the house of Penniman. For the criminal Wilbur did not come shamed and slinking, but with rather an uplift. Behind him gloomily trod the Merle twin. Even at a distance he was disapproving, accusatory, put upon. It was to be seen that he washed his hands of the evil.
And the way they arrived only confused the Penniman house even more. Wilbur, the criminal, didn’t come in looking ashamed or sneaky; instead, he had a strange sense of confidence. Following him was the Merle twin, who walked behind in a gloomy manner. Even from afar, he looked disapproving and accusatory, as if he wanted nothing to do with the wrongdoing.
"Whatever in the world—" began Mrs. Penniman, for Wilbur in the hollow of his arm bore a forked branch upon which seemed to perch in all confidence a free bird of the wilds.
"Whatever in the world—" started Mrs. Penniman, for Wilbur in the crook of his arm carried a forked branch on which a wild bird seemed to confidently rest.
"A stuffed bird!" said the peering Winona, and dispelled this illusion.
"A stuffed bird!" said the curious Winona, breaking the illusion.
The twins entered the gate. Midway up the gravelled walk Wilbur Cowan began a gurgling oration.
The twins walked through the gate. About halfway down the gravel path, Wilbur Cowan started a gurgling speech.
"I bet nobody can guess what I brought! Yes, sir—a beautiful present for every one—that will make a new man of poor old Judge Penniman, and this lovely orange—that's for Mrs. Penniman—and I bet Winona can't guess what's wrapped up in this box for her—it's the most beautiful album, and this first-class animal for my father, and it'll last a lifetime if he takes care of it good; and I got me a dog to watch the house." Breathless he paused.
"I bet no one can guess what I brought! Yes, sir—a beautiful gift for everyone—that will transform poor old Judge Penniman, and this lovely orange—that's for Mrs. Penniman—and I bet Winona can’t guess what’s wrapped up in this box for her—it’s the most beautiful album, and this top-notch animal for my dad, and it’ll last a lifetime if he takes good care of it; and I got myself a dog to watch the house." Breathless, he paused.
"Spent all his money!" intoned Merle. "And he bought me this knife, too."
"Spent all his money!" Merle said. "And he got me this knife, too."
He displayed it, but merely as a count in the indictment for criminal extravagance. He had gone to the hammock to sit by Winona. He needed her. He had been too long unconsidered.
He showed it, but only as a point in the accusation for reckless spending. He went to the hammock to sit with Winona. He needed her. He had been overlooked for too long.
The sputtering gift-bringer bestowed the orange upon Mrs. Penniman, the album upon Winona, and the invigorator upon the now embarrassed judge.
The sputtering gift-giver handed the orange to Mrs. Penniman, the album to Winona, and the energizer to the now embarrassed judge.
"Thank you, Wilbur, dear!" Mrs. Penniman was first to recover her poise.
"Thank you, Wilbur, dear!" Mrs. Penniman was the first to regain her composure.
"Thanks ever so much," echoed Winona, doubtfully.
"Thanks so much," Winona replied, sounding unsure.
She must first know that he had come by this money righteously. The judge adjusted spectacles to read the label on his gift.
She needed to first understand that he had acquired this money honestly. The judge put on his glasses to read the label on his gift.
"Thank you, my boy. The stuff may give me temporary relief."
"Thanks, kid. This stuff might give me some short-term relief."
He had felt affronted that any one could suppose one bottle of anything would make a new man of him; and—inconsistently enough—affronted that any one should suppose he needed to be made a new man of. He had not liked the phrase at all.
He felt insulted that anyone would think one bottle of anything could change him; and—ironically—he was also offended that anyone would think he needed to be changed. He really didn’t like the phrase at all.
"And now perhaps you will tell us——" began Winona, her lips again tightening. But the Wilbur twin could not yet be brought down to mere history.
"And now maybe you'll tell us——" began Winona, her lips tightening again. But the Wilbur twin couldn't yet be reduced to just history.
"This is an awful fighting dog," he was saying. "He's called Frank, and he eats them up. Yes, sir, he nearly et up that old Boodles dog just now. He would of if I hadn't stopped him. He minds awful well."
"This is a terrible fighting dog," he was saying. "His name is Frank, and he really goes after them. Yeah, he almost took down that old Boodles dog just now. He definitely would have if I hadn't intervened. He listens really well."
"Spent all our money!" declaimed Merle in a public-school voice, using "our" for the first time since his defeat of the morning. Certain of Winona's support, it had again become their money. "And cursing, swearing, fighting, smoking!"
"Spent all our money!" yelled Merle in a schoolyard tone, using "our" for the first time since his defeat earlier that morning. Confident of Winona’s support, it felt like it was their money again. "And cursing, swearing, fighting, smoking!"
"Oh, Wilbur!" exclaimed the shocked Winona; yet there was dismay more than rebuke in her tone, for she had brought the album to view. "If you've been a bad boy perhaps I should not accept this lovely gift from you. Remember—we don't yet know how you obtained all this money."
"Oh, Wilbur!" Winona exclaimed, clearly taken aback; her voice held more concern than anger since she had brought the album to look at. "If you've been misbehaving, maybe I shouldn't accept this beautiful gift from you. Just remember—we still don't know how you got all this money."
"Ho! I earned that money good! That old fat Mr. Whipple said I earned it good. He said he wouldn't of done what I done——"
"Hey! I earned that money really well! That old fat Mr. Whipple said I earned it well. He said he wouldn't have done what I did——"
"Did, dear!"
"Yes, dear!"
"—wouldn't of did what I did for twice the money."
"—wouldn't have done what I did for twice the money."
"And what was it you did?"
"And what did you do?"
Winona spoke gently, as a friend. But Wilbur rubbed one bare foot against and over the other. He was not going to tell that shameful thing, even to these people.
Winona spoke softly, like a friend. But Wilbur rubbed one bare foot against the other. He wasn’t going to share that embarrassing thing, even with these people.
"Oh, I didn't do much of anything," he muttered.
"Oh, I didn’t really do anything," he muttered.
"But what was it?"
"But what was that?"
The judge interrupted.
The judge chimed in.
"It says half a wineglassful before meals. Daughter, will you bring me the wineglass?"
"It says half a wineglass before meals. Daughter, can you bring me the wineglass?"
The Pennimans kept a wineglass. The judge found a corkscrew attached to the bottle, and sipped his draft under the absorbed regard of the group. "It feels like it might give some temporary relief," he admitted, savoring the last drops.
The Pennimans had a wineglass. The judge discovered a corkscrew attached to the bottle and took a sip while the group watched intently. "It seems like it could provide some momentary relief," he confessed, enjoying the last few drops.
"You go right down to the drug store and look at that picture; you'll see then what it'll do for you," urged the donor.
"You should head straight to the drugstore and check out that picture; you'll see what it can do for you," urged the donor.
"What else did the Whipples say to you?" wheedled Winona.
"What else did the Whipples tell you?" Winona asked sweetly.
The Wilbur twin again hung embarrassed.
The Wilbur twin once again felt embarrassed.
"Well—well, there's a cruel stepmother, but now she wasn't cruel to me. She said I was a nice boy, and gave me back my pants."
"Well, there's a mean stepmother, but she wasn't mean to me. She said I was a good kid and gave me back my pants."
"Gave you back—"
"Returned to you—"
Winona enacted surprise.
Winona expressed surprise.
"I had to have my pants, didn't I? I couldn't go out without any, could I? And she took me to a pantry and give me a big hunk of cake with raisins in it, and a big slice of apple pie, and a big glass of milk."
"I needed my pants, right? I couldn’t go out without them, could I? And she took me to a pantry and gave me a big piece of cake with raisins in it, a big slice of apple pie, and a big glass of milk."
"I must say! And she never gave me a thing!" Merle's bitterness grew.
"I have to say! And she never gave me anything!" Merle's bitterness increased.
"And she kissed me twice, and—and said I was a nice boy."
"And she kissed me twice and said I was a nice guy."
"You already said that," reminded the injured brother.
"You already said that," the injured brother reminded.
"And she didn't act cruel to me once, even if she is a stepmother."
"And she never treated me badly, even though she’s my stepmother."
"But how did you come to be without your——"
"But how did you end up without your——"
Wilbur was again reprieved from her grilling. The Penniman cat, Mouser, a tawny, tigerish beast, had leaped to the porch. With set eyes and quivering tail it advanced crouchingly, one slow step at a time, noiseless, sinister. Only when poised for its final spring upon the helpless prey was it seen that Mouser stalked the blue jay on its perch. Wilbur, with a cry of alarm, snatched the treasure from peril. Mouser leaped to the porch railing to lick her lips in an evil manner.
Wilbur was saved again from her interrogation. The Penniman cat, Mouser, a tawny, tiger-like creature, had jumped onto the porch. With focused eyes and a twitching tail, it crept forward slowly, one quiet step at a time, looking menacing. Only when it was ready to pounce on the defenseless blue jay did it become clear that Mouser was stalking the bird on its perch. With a shout of alarm, Wilbur rescued the treasure from danger. Mouser jumped onto the porch railing to lick her lips wickedly.
"You will, will you?" Wilbur stormed at her. Yet he was pleased, too, for Mouser's attempt was testimony to the bird's merit. "She thought it was real," he said, proudly.
"You will, will you?" Wilbur shouted at her. But he was also pleased, because Mouser's attempt showed how good the bird was. "She thought it was real," he said, proudly.
"But how did you come to have your clothes——" began Winona sweetly once more, and again the twin was saved from shuffling answers.
"But how did you end up with your clothes——" Winona started sweetly again, and once more the twin was spared from giving vague answers.
The dog, Frank, sniffing up timidly at Mouser on the porch rail, displeased her. From her perch she leaned down to curse him hissingly, with arched back and swollen tail, a potent forearm with drawn claws curving forward in menace.
The dog, Frank, nervously sniffing at Mouser on the porch rail upset her. From her spot, she leaned down to hiss at him angrily, her back arched and tail puffed up, a strong foreleg with extended claws curving forward in a threatening way.
"You will, will you?" demanded Wilbur again, freeing his legs from the leash in which the dismayed dog had entwined them.
"You will, won't you?" Wilbur asked again, pulling his legs free from the leash that the confused dog had gotten wrapped around them.
Frank now fell on his back with limp paws in air and simpered girlishly up at his envenomed critic on the railing.
Frank now lay on his back with his paws in the air and looked up at his vicious critic on the railing with a coy smile.
"We got to keep that old cat out the way. He eats 'em up—that's all he does, eats 'em! It's a good thing I was here to make him mind me."
"We need to keep that old cat away. He just eats them up—that's all he does, eats them! It's a good thing I was here to make him listen to me."
"But how did you come to have your clothes——" resumed Winona.
"But how did you end up with your clothes——" resumed Winona.
This time it was Dave Cowan who thwarted her with a blithe hail from the gate. Winona gave it up. Merle had been striving to tell her what she wished to know. Later she would let him.
This time it was Dave Cowan who stopped her with a cheerful shout from the gate. Winona gave in. Merle had been trying to tell her what she wanted to know. She would let him later.
Dave swaggered up the walk, a gay and gallant figure in his blue cutaway coat, his waistcoat of most legible plaid, fit ground for the watch chain of heavy golden links. He wore a derby hat and a fuming calabash pipe, removing both for a courtly bow to the ladies. His yellow hair had been plastered low on his brow, to be swept back each side of the part in a gracious curve; his thick yellow moustache curled jauntily upward, to show white teeth as he smiled. At first glance he was smartly apparelled, but below the waist Dave always diminished rapidly in elegance. His trousers were of another pattern from the coat, not too accurate of fit, and could have been pressed to advantage, while the once superb yellow shoes were tarnished and sadly worn. The man was richly and variously scented. There were the basic and permanent aromas of printer's ink and pipe tobacco; above these like a mist were the rare unguents lately applied by Don Paley, the barber, and a spicy odour of strong drink. As was not unusual on a Saturday night, Dave would have passed some relaxing moments at the liquor saloon of Herman Vielhaber.
Dave walked up the path confidently, a lively and charming figure in his blue cutaway coat, his clearly patterned waistcoat showcasing a heavy gold watch chain. He wore a derby hat and a smoking calabash pipe, taking both off to bow politely to the ladies. His yellow hair was slicked down low on his forehead, swept back in a graceful curve; his thick yellow mustache curled playfully upward, revealing white teeth when he smiled. At first glance, he looked well-dressed, but below the waist, Dave quickly lost some of that elegance. His trousers had a different pattern than his coat, weren't fitted very well, and could have used some pressing, while his once impressive yellow shoes were scuffed and worn down. The man was richly and diversely scented. There were the basic and persistent smells of printer's ink and pipe tobacco; on top of that was a light haze of the fancy fragrances recently applied by Don Paley, the barber, along with a spicy scent of strong liquor. As was common on a Saturday night, Dave had likely spent some relaxing time at Herman Vielhaber’s saloon.
"I hope I see you well, duchess!"
"I hope you’re doing well, duchess!"
This was for Mrs. Penniman, and caused her to bridle as she fancied a saluted duchess might. It was the humour of Dave to suppose this lady a peeress of the old régime, one who had led far too gay a life and, come now to a dishonoured old age, was yet cynical and unrepentant. Winona also he affected to believe an ornament of the old noblesse, a creature of maddening beauty, but without heart, so that despairing suitors slew themselves for her. His debased fancy would at times further have it that Judge Penniman was Louis XVIII, though at this moment, observing that the ladies were preoccupied with one of his sons, he paused by the invalid and expertly from a corner of his mouth whispered the coarse words, "Hello, Old Flapdoodle!" From some remnant of sex loyalty he would not address the sufferer thus when his womenfolk could overhear, but the judge could never be sure of the jester's discretion. Besides, Dave was from day to day earnestly tutoring the parrot to say the base words, and the judge knew that Polly, once master of them, would use no discretion whatever. He glared at Dave Cowan in hearty but silent rage. Dave turned from him to kneel at the feet of Winona.
This was for Mrs. Penniman, and it made her bristle like she thought a duchess might. Dave liked to imagine this woman as a member of the old aristocracy, someone who had lived too extravagantly and, now facing a disrespected old age, remained cynical and unrepentant. He also pretended to believe that Winona was a stunning beauty from the old nobility, a woman so beautiful that desperate suitors ended their lives over her. In his twisted imagination, he sometimes even thought of Judge Penniman as Louis XVIII, though right now, seeing that the ladies were focused on one of his sons, he leaned near the invalid and slyly whispered from the corner of his mouth the crude phrase, "Hello, Old Flapdoodle!" Out of some leftover sense of loyalty, he wouldn't address the sick man this way when the women could hear, but the judge couldn’t be sure of the jester’s discretion. Plus, Dave was constantly working hard to teach the parrot to say those crude words, and the judge knew that once Polly learned them, there would be no discretion at all. He glared at Dave Cowan in a mix of anger and frustration. Dave then turned away from him to kneel at Winona's feet.
"'A book of verses underneath the bow—'" he began.
"'A book of poems under the arch—'" he started.
Winona shuddered. She knew what was coming; dreadful, licentious stuff from a so-called poet—far, far different from dear Tennyson, thought Winona—who sang the joys of profligacy. Winona turned from the recitationist.
Winona shuddered. She knew what was coming; terrible, risqué stuff from a so-called poet—completely different from dear Tennyson, thought Winona—who celebrated the pleasures of indulgence. Winona turned away from the reciter.
"What? Repulsed again? Ah, well, there's always the river! Duchess, bear witness, 'twas her coldness drove me to the rash act—she with her beauty that maddens all be-holders!"
"What? Turned off again? Ah, well, there's always the river! Duchess, you can attest, it was her coldness that pushed me to this impulsive action—she with her beauty that drives everyone wild!"
Winona was shocked, yet not unpleasantly, at these monstrous implications. She dreaded to have him begin—and yet she would have him. She tried to sign to him now that matters were to the fore too grave for clumsy fooling, but he only took the book from her hand to read its title.
Winona was shocked, but not in a bad way, by these huge implications. She dreaded him starting—and yet she wanted him to. She tried to gesture to him that things were too serious for silly joking, but he just took the book from her hand to read its title.
"'Matthew Arnold—How to Know Him,'" he read. "Ah, yes! Ah, yes! But is he worth knowing?"
"'Matthew Arnold—How to Know Him,'" he read. "Ah, yes! Ah, yes! But is he worth knowing?"
"Oh!" exclaimed Winona, wincing.
"Oh!" Winona exclaimed, wincing.
"No respect for God or man," mumbled the judge, meaning that a creature capable of calling him Old Flapdoodle could be expected to ask if Matthew Arnold were worth knowing.
"No respect for God or man," muttered the judge, suggesting that someone who could call him Old Flapdoodle would likely question whether Matthew Arnold was worth knowing.
The Wilbur twin here thrust the blue jay upon his father with cordial words. Dave professed to be entranced with the gift. It appeared that he had always longed for a stuffed blue jay. He curled a finger to it and called, "Tweet! Tweet!" a bit of comedy poignantly relished by the donor of the bird.
The Wilbur twin eagerly presented the blue jay to his father with warm words. Dave claimed to be delighted with the gift. It seemed that he had always wanted a stuffed blue jay. He curled a finger towards it and called, "Tweet! Tweet!" a little bit of humor that the giver of the bird truly enjoyed.
His father now ceremoniously conducted Mrs. Penniman to what he spoke of as the banqueting hall. He made almost a minuet of their progress. Under one arm he carried his bird to place it on the table, where later during the meal he would convulse the Wilbur twin by affecting to feed it bits of bread. Winona still hungered for details of the day's tragedy, but Dave must talk of other things. He talked far too much, the judge believed. He had just made the invalid uncomfortable by disclosing that the Ajax Invigorator had an alcoholic content of at least fifty-five per cent. He said that for this reason it would afford temporary relief to almost any one. He added that it would be cheap stuff, and harmful, and that if a man wished to drink he ought to go straight to Vielhaber's, where they kept an excellent line of Ajax Invigorators and sold them under their right names. The judge said "Stuff and nonsense" to this, but the ladies believed, for despite his levity Dave Cowan knew things. He read books and saw the world. Only the Wilbur twin still had faith in the invigorator. He had seen the picture. You couldn't get round that picture.
His father now formally led Mrs. Penniman to what he referred to as the banquet hall. He made their journey almost like a dance. Under one arm, he carried his bird to place it on the table, where later during the meal he would amuse the Wilbur twin by pretending to feed it bits of bread. Winona still craved details about the day's tragedy, but Dave had to discuss other topics. The judge thought he talked way too much. He had just made the invalid uncomfortable by revealing that the Ajax Invigorator contained at least fifty-five percent alcohol. He said that for this reason, it would offer temporary relief to just about anyone. He added that it would be low-quality and harmful, and if a man wanted to drink, he should go straight to Vielhaber's, where they had a great selection of Ajax Invigorators and sold them under their real names. The judge dismissed this as "nonsense," but the ladies believed him because, despite his joking, Dave Cowan knew things. He read books and experienced the world. Only the Wilbur twin still believed in the invigorator. He had seen the picture. You couldn’t argue with that picture.
Having made the judge uncomfortable, Dave rendered Winona so by a brief lecture upon organic evolution, with the blue jay as his text. He said it had taken four hundred and fifty million years for man to progress thus far from the blue-jay stage—if you could call it progress, the superiority of man's brain to the jay's being still inconsiderable.
Having made the judge uneasy, Dave made Winona uncomfortable as well with a quick lecture on organic evolution, using the blue jay as his example. He mentioned that it took four hundred and fifty million years for humans to evolve from the blue jay stage—if you could even call it progress, since man's brain is still only marginally superior to that of the jay.
Winona was uncomfortable, because she had never been able to persuade herself that we had come up from the animals, and in any event it was not talk for the ears of innocent children. She was relieved when the speaker strayed into the comparatively blameless field of astronomy, telling of suns so vast that our own sun became to them but a pin point of light, and of other worlds out in space peopled with beings like Mrs. Penniman and Winona and the judge, though even here Winona felt that the lecturer was too daring. The Bible said nothing about these other worlds out in space. But then Dave had once, in the post office, argued against religion itself in the most daring manner, with none other than the Reverend Mallett.
Winona felt uneasy because she had never been able to convince herself that we had evolved from animals, and anyway, it wasn't appropriate conversation for innocent children. She felt relieved when the speaker shifted to the much safer topic of astronomy, describing suns so enormous that our own sun appeared to them as just a tiny dot of light, and other worlds in space inhabited by beings like Mrs. Penniman, Winona, and the judge, though even then, Winona thought the lecturer was being a bit too bold. The Bible didn’t mention these other worlds in space. But then, Dave had once, in the post office, argued against religion itself in a very audacious way, with none other than Reverend Mallett.
It was not until the meal ended and they were again on the porch in the summer dusk that Winona made any progress in her criminal investigations. There, while Dave Cowan played his guitar and sang sentimental ballads to Mrs. Penniman—these being among the supposed infirmities of the profligate duchess—Winona drew the twins aside and managed to gain a blurred impression of the day's tremendous events. She never did have the thing clearly. The Merle twin was eager to tell too much, the other determined to tell too little. But the affair had plainly been less nefarious than reported by Don Paley to Ed Seaver. The twins persisted in ignoring the social aspects of their adventure. To them it was a thing of pure finance.
It wasn't until the meal ended and they were back on the porch in the summer twilight that Winona made any headway in her investigation. There, while Dave Cowan played his guitar and sang sentimental songs to Mrs. Penniman—these being among the supposed weaknesses of the scandalous duchess—Winona pulled the twins aside and managed to get a vague idea of the day's significant events. She never did get the full story. One twin was eager to share too much, while the other was set on sharing too little. But it was clear that the situation had been less shady than what Don Paley had told Ed Seaver. The twins kept overlooking the social aspects of their adventure. For them, it was just about the money.
Winona had to give it up at last, for Lyman Teaford came with his flute in its black case. Dave Cowan finished "In the Gloaming," brazenly, though it was not thought music by either Lyman or Winona, who would presently dash into the "Poet and Peasant" overture. The twins begged to be let to see Lyman assemble his flute, and Dave overlooked the process with them. Lyman deftly joined the various sections of shining metal.
Winona finally had to let go because Lyman Teaford showed up with his flute in its black case. Dave Cowan wrapped up "In the Gloaming," confidently, even though neither Lyman nor Winona considered it real music, as they were about to jump into the "Poet and Peasant" overture. The twins asked if they could watch Lyman put his flute together, and Dave joined them to observe the process. Lyman skillfully connected the different pieces of shiny metal.
"He looks like a plumber," said Dave. The twins giggled, but Winona frowned.
"He looks like a plumber," Dave said. The twins laughed, but Winona scowled.
"No respect for God or man," mumbled the judge from his wicker chair.
"No respect for God or people," the judge muttered from his wicker chair.
CHAPTER IV
In the Penniman home it was not merely Sunday morning; it was Sabbath morning. Throughout the house a subdued bustling, decorous and solemn; a hushed, religious hurry of preparation for church. In the bathroom Judge Penniman shaved his marbled countenance with tender solicitude, fitting himself to adorn a sanctuary. In other rooms Mrs. Penniman and Winona arrayed themselves in choice raiment for behoof of the godly; in each were hurried steppings, as from closet to mirror; shrill whisperings of silken drapery as it fell into place. In the parlour the Merle twin sat reading an instructive book. With unfailing rectitude he had been the first to don Sabbath garments, and now lacked merely his shoes, which were being burnished by his brother in the more informal atmosphere of the woodshed, to which the Sabbath strain of preparation did not penetrate.
In the Penniman home, it wasn't just Sunday morning; it was Sabbath morning. Throughout the house, there was a quiet but busy, respectful, and serious atmosphere—a hushed, religious rush of getting ready for church. In the bathroom, Judge Penniman carefully shaved his marble-like face, preparing himself to enter a sanctuary. In other rooms, Mrs. Penniman and Winona were getting dressed in their best clothes for the service; they moved quickly back and forth from closet to mirror, and the sound of silky fabrics being arranged filled the air. In the living room, one of the Merle twins sat reading an informative book. Staying true to his character, he was the first to put on his Sabbath clothes and only needed his shoes, which his brother was polishing in the more relaxed setting of the woodshed, where the Sabbath preparation didn’t reach.
It was the Wilbur twin's weekly task to do the shoes of himself and brother and those of the judge. No one could have told precisely why the task fell to him, and he had never thought to question. The thing simply was. Probably Winona, asked to wrestle with the problem, would have urged that Merle was always the first one dressed, and should not be expected to submit his Sunday suit to the hazards of this toil. She would have added, perhaps, that anyway it was more suitable work for Wilbur, the latter being of a rougher spiritual texture. Also, Merle could be trusted to behave himself in the Penniman parlour, not touching the many bibelots there displayed, or disarranging the furniture, while the Wilbur twin would not only touch and disarrange, but pry into and handle and climb and altogether demoralize. In all the parlour there was but one object for which he had a seemly respect—the vast painting of a recumbent lion behind bars. It was not an ordinary picture, such as may be seen in galleries, for the bars guarding the fierce beast were real bars set into the frame, a splendid conceit that the Wilbur twin never tired of regarding. If you were alone in the sacred room you could go right up to the frame and feel the actual bars and put your hand thrillingly through them to touch the painted king of the jungle. But the Merle twin could sit alone in the presence of this prized art treasure and never think of touching it. He would sit quietly and read his instructive book and not occasion the absent Winona any anxiety. Wherefore the Wilbur twin each Sabbath morning in the woodshed polished three pairs of shoes, and not uncheerfully. He would, in truth, much rather be there at his task than compelled to sit in the parlour with his brother present to tell if he put inquiring fingers into the lion's cage.
It was the Wilbur twin's weekly duty to shine the shoes for himself, his brother, and the judge. No one could say exactly why this responsibility fell to him, and he had never thought to question it. It just was what it was. Probably Winona, if asked to tackle the situation, would argue that Merle was always the first to get dressed and shouldn’t have to risk getting his Sunday suit dirty with this chore. She might also have mentioned that it was more fitting for Wilbur, who had a rougher personality. Plus, Merle could be trusted to act properly in the Penniman parlor, not touching the many delicate objects on display or rearranging the furniture, while the Wilbur twin would not only touch and rearrange but also poke around and climb on things, causing chaos. In the whole parlor, there was only one item he respected—the large painting of a reclining lion behind bars. It wasn’t an ordinary painting found in galleries, as the bars protecting the fierce creature were real bars built into the frame, a brilliant design that the Wilbur twin never got tired of looking at. If you were alone in that sacred space, you could walk right up to the frame, feel the actual bars, and thrillingly reach through to touch the painted king of the jungle. But the Merle twin could sit alone in front of this prized artwork and never think about touching it. He would sit quietly, reading his informative book, without making Winona worry at all. So, every Sunday morning in the woodshed, the Wilbur twin polished three pairs of shoes, not without a bit of cheer. He honestly preferred being there doing his task rather than being forced to sit in the parlor with his brother watching to see if he dared to reach into the lion's cage.
He had finished the shoes of his brother and himself, not taking too much pains about the heels, and now laboured at the more considerable footgear of the judge. The judge's shoes were not only broad, but of a surface abounding in hills and valleys. As Dave Cowan said, the judge's feet were lumpy. But the Wilbur twin was conscientious here, and the judge's heels would be as resplendent as the undulating toes. The task had been appreciably delayed by Frank, the dog, who, with a quaint relish for shoe blacking, had licked a superb polish from one shoe while the other was under treatment. His new owner did not rebuke him. He conceived that Frank had intelligently wished to aid in the work, and applauded him even while securing the shined shoes from his further assistance.
He had finished making shoes for himself and his brother, not worrying too much about the heels, and was now working on the more important shoes for the judge. The judge's shoes were not only wide, but they also had a surface full of bumps and dips. As Dave Cowan put it, the judge's feet were lumpy. But the Wilbur twin was diligent, ensuring the judge's heels would be just as impressive as the undulating toes. The work had been significantly delayed by Frank, the dog, who, with a quirky love for shoe polish, had licked a brilliant shine off one shoe while the other was still being worked on. His new owner didn’t scold him. He figured that Frank had thoughtfully wanted to help and even praised him while keeping the polished shoes out of his reach.
But one pagan marred this chastened Sabbath harmony of preparation. In the little house Dave Cowan lolled lordly in a disordered bed, smoked his calabash pipe beside a disordered breakfast tray, fetched him by the Wilbur twin, and luxuriated in the merely Sunday—and not Sabbath—edition of a city paper shrieking with black headlines and spectacular with coloured pictures; a pleasing record of crimes and disasters and secrets of the boudoir, the festal diversions of the opulent, the minor secrets of astronomy, woman's attire, baseball, high art, and facial creams. As a high priest of the most liberal of all arts, Dave scanned the noisy pages with a cynical and professional eye, knowing that none of the stuff had acquired any dignity or power to coerce human belief until mere typesetters like himself had crystallized it. Not for Dave Cowan was the printed word of sacred authority. He had set up too much copy. But he was pleased, nevertheless, thus to while and doze away a beautiful Sabbath morning that other people made rather a trial of.
But one pagan spoiled the peaceful Sabbath vibe of preparation. In the small house, Dave Cowan lounged like a king in a messy bed, smoking his pipe next to a chaotic breakfast tray brought to him by the Wilbur twin. He indulged in the Sunday—rather than the Sabbath—edition of a city newspaper filled with bold headlines and colorful pictures; a captivating record of crime, disasters, and scandalous secrets, the lavish lifestyles of the rich, minor astronomy insights, women’s fashion, baseball, fine art, and beauty products. As a high priest of the most open-minded of all arts, Dave scanned the noisy pages with a jaded and professional perspective, fully aware that none of this content held any real authority or power to influence belief until mere typesetters like himself had shaped it. The printed word held no sacred authority for Dave Cowan. He had set up too much text. Still, he was satisfied to spend a lovely Sabbath morning dozing off while others found it quite a challenge.
Having finished the last of the judge's shoes, the Wilbur twin took them and the shoes of Merle to their owners, then hastened with his own to the little house where he must dress in his own Sunday clothes, wash his hands with due care—they would be doubtingly inspected by Winona—and put soap on his hair to make it lie down. Merle's hair would lie politely as combed, but his own hair owned no master but soap. Lacking this, it stood out and up in wicked disorder—like the hair of a rowdy, Winona said.
Having finished the last pair of shoes for the judge, the Wilbur twin took them, along with Merle's shoes, to their owners. He then rushed back to the little house where he needed to change into his Sunday clothes, wash his hands carefully—Winona would be checking them closely—and put some soap in his hair to make it lie flat. Merle's hair would sit nicely when combed, but his own hair didn't listen to anyone but soap. Without it, his hair stood out and up in chaotic disarray—just like a wild child, as Winona would say.
The rebellious stuff was at last plastered deceitfully to his skull as if a mere brush had smoothed it, and with a final survey, to assure himself that he had forgotten none of those niceties of the toilet that Winona would insist upon, he took his new straw hat and went again to the Penniman house. For the moment he was in flawless order, as neat, as compactly and accurately accoutred as the Merle twin, to whom this effect came without effort. But it would be so only for a few fleeting moments. He mournfully knew this, and so did Winona. Within five blocks from home and still five blocks from the edifice of worship, while Merle appeared as one born to Sunday clothes and shined shoes and a new hat, the Wilbur twin would be one to whom Sabbath finery was exotic and unwelcome. The flawless lustre of his shoes would be dulled, even though he walked sedately the safe sidewalk; his broad collar and blue polka-dotted cravat would be awry, one stocking would be down, his jacket yawning, all his magnificence seeming unconquerably alien. Winona did him the justice to recognize that this disarray was due to no wilfulness of its victim. He was helpless against a malign current of his being.
The rebellious stuff was finally stuck to his head in a way that made it look like a simple brush had smoothed it. After doing a final check to make sure he hadn’t missed any of the details of grooming that Winona insisted on, he took his new straw hat and headed back to the Penniman house. For the moment, he looked perfect, as neat and put together as the Merle twin, who achieved this look effortlessly. But he knew it would only last a short time, and so did Winona. Within five blocks from home and still five blocks from the place of worship, while Merle looked like someone who was born to wear Sunday clothes, shiny shoes, and a new hat, the Wilbur twin appeared out of place in his Sunday best. The shine on his shoes would fade, even though he walked carefully on the safe sidewalk; his wide collar and blue polka-dotted tie would be crooked, one of his stockings would be down, his jacket would be gaping, and his overall look would seem strangely foreign. Winona was fair enough to understand that this messiness wasn't due to any fault of his own. He was powerless against an unfavorable current within himself.
He held himself stiff in the parlour until the Pennimans came rustling down the stairway. He could exult in a long look at the benignant lion back of real bars, but, of course, he could not now reach up to touch the bars. It would do something to his clothes, even if the watchful and upright Merle had not been there to report a transgression of the rules. Merle also stood waiting, his hat nicely in one hand.
He stood stiffly in the living room until the Pennimans came rustling down the stairs. He could take in a long look at the friendly lion behind real bars, but, of course, he couldn’t reach up to touch the bars now. It would ruin his clothes, even if the watchful and straight-laced Merle hadn’t been there to report any rule-breaking. Merle also stood waiting, his hat neatly in one hand.
The judge descended the stairs, monumental in black frock coat, gray trousers, and the lately polished shoes that were like shining relief maps of a hill country. He carried a lustrous silk hat, which he now paused to make more lustrous, his fingers clutching a sleeve of his coat and pulling it down to make a brush. The hat was the only item of the judge's regal attire of which the Wilbur twin was honestly envious—it was so beautiful, so splendid, so remote. He had never even dared to touch it. He could have been left alone in the room with it, and still would have surveyed it in all respect from a proper distance.
The judge walked down the stairs, looking impressive in his black coat, gray pants, and freshly polished shoes that shone like detailed maps of a hilly landscape. He held a shiny silk hat, which he paused to make even shinier, using a sleeve of his coat to clean it. The hat was the only part of the judge's grand outfit that the Wilbur twin genuinely envied—it was so beautiful, so magnificent, so unattainable. He had never even dared to touch it. Even if he had been alone in the room with it, he would have admired it from a respectful distance.
Mrs. Penniman came next, rustling in black silk and under a flowered hat that Winona secretly felt to be quite too girlish. Then Winona from the door of her room above called to the twins, and they ascended the stairway for a last rite before the start for church, the bestowal of perfume upon each. Winona stood in the door of her room, as each Sunday she stood at this crisis, the cut-glass perfume bottle in hand. The twins solemnly approached her, and upon the white handkerchief of each she briefly inverted the bottle. The scent enveloped them delectably as the handkerchiefs were replaced in the upper left pockets, folded corners protruding correctly. As Wilbur turned away Winona swiftly moistened a finger tip in the precious stuff and drew it across the pale brow of Merle. It was a furtive tribute to his inherent social superiority.
Mrs. Penniman came next, swishing in black silk and wearing a flowery hat that Winona secretly thought was way too childish. Then Winona, from the door of her room upstairs, called to the twins, and they climbed the stairs for one last ritual before heading to church: the application of perfume on each of them. Winona stood in her doorway, just like she did every Sunday at this moment, holding the cut-glass perfume bottle. The twins approached her with solemn expressions, and she briefly tipped the bottle over each of their white handkerchiefs. The fragrance enveloped them beautifully as they tucked the handkerchiefs back into their upper left pockets, the folded corners sticking out just right. As Wilbur turned away, Winona quickly dabbed her fingertip into the precious scent and brushed it across Merle's pale forehead. It was a discreet gesture acknowledging his natural social status.
Winona, in her own silk—not black, but hardly less severe—and in a hat less girlish than her mother's, rustled down the stairs after them. Speech was brief and low-toned among the elders, as befitted the high moment. The twins were solemnly silent. Amid the funereal gloom, broken only by a hushed word or two from Winona or her mother, the judge completed his fond stroking of the luminous hat, raised it slowly, and with both hands adjusted it to his pale curls. Then he took up his gold-headed ebony cane and stepped from the dusk of the parlour into the light of day, walking uprightly in the pride of fine raiment and conscious dignity. Mrs. Penniman walked at his side, not unconscious herself of the impressive mien of her consort.
Winona, in her own silk—not black, but still pretty serious—and in a hat less youthful than her mom's, made her way down the stairs after them. The conversation was brief and quiet among the adults, as was appropriate for the serious occasion. The twins were quietly solemn. Amid the somber atmosphere, broken only by a few soft words from Winona or her mom, the judge finished his gentle adjustment of the shiny hat, lifted it slowly, and with both hands, placed it on his pale curls. Then he picked up his gold-headed ebony cane and stepped from the dim light of the parlor into the brightness of day, walking tall with the pride of his fine clothes and a sense of dignity. Mrs. Penniman walked beside him, also aware of her partner's impressive presence.
Followed Winona and Merle, the latter bearing her hymn book and at some pains keeping step with his companion. Behind them trailed the Wilbur twin, resolving, as was his weekly rule, to keep himself neat through church and Sunday-school—yet knowing in his heart it could not be done. Already he could feel his hair stiffening as the coating of soap dried upon it. Pretty soon the shining surface would crack and disorder ensue. What was the use? As he walked carefully now he inhaled rich scent from the group—Winona's perfume combining but somehow not blending with a pungent, almost vivid, aroma of moth balls from the judge's frock coat.
Followed Winona and Merle, the latter carrying her hymn book and trying hard to keep pace with her friend. Behind them lagged the Wilbur twin, making his usual effort to stay tidy for church and Sunday school—yet he knew deep down it wasn’t going to happen. Already he could feel his hair stiffening as the soap coating dried on it. Soon enough, the shiny surface would crack and chaos would follow. What was the point? As he walked carefully now, he took in the rich scent from the group—Winona's perfume mingling but somehow not mixing with the strong, almost vivid smell of mothballs from the judge's coat.
They met or passed other family groups, stiffly armoured for the weekly penance to a bewildering puzzle of mortality. Ceremonious greetings were exchanged with these. The day was bright and the world all fair, but there could be no levity, no social small talk, while this grim business was on. They reached the white house of worship, impressive under its heaven-pointing steeple, and passed within its portals, stepping softly to the accompaniment of those silken whisperings, with now and again the high squeak of new boots whose wearers, profaning the stillness, would appear self-conscious and annoyed, though as if silently protesting that they were blameless.
They encountered other family groups, dressed formally for their weekly ritual in confronting the confusing nature of mortality. Polite greetings were shared with them. The day was bright and everything looked beautiful, but there was no room for lightheartedness or casual chatter during this serious occasion. They arrived at the white church, impressive with its steeple reaching towards the sky, and entered through its doors, walking softly to the sound of gentle whispers, occasionally interrupted by the loud squeak of new shoes worn by those who, disturbing the quiet, seemed self-conscious and annoyed, as if silently arguing that they were innocent.
Thus began an hour of acute mental distress for the Wilbur twin. He sat tightly between Mrs. Penniman and the judge. There was no free movement possible. He couldn't even juggle one foot backward and forward without correction. The nervous energy thus suppressed rushed to all the surface of his body and made his skin tingle maddeningly. He felt each hair on his head as it broke away from the confining soap. Something was inside his collar, and he couldn't reach for it; there was a poignant itching between his shoulder blades, and this could receive no proper treatment. He boiled with dumb, helpless rage, having to fight this wicked unrest. He never doubted its wickedness, and considered himself forever shut out from those rewards that would fall to the righteous who loved church and could sit still there without jiggling or writhing or twisting or scratching.
Thus began an hour of intense mental distress for the Wilbur twin. He was squeezed tightly between Mrs. Penniman and the judge. There was no room to move. He couldn’t even shift one foot back and forth without being corrected. The nervous energy he had to hold in rushed to the surface of his body, making his skin tingle annoyingly. He felt every hair on his head as it escaped the tight confines of the soap. Something was lodged inside his collar, and he couldn’t reach it; there was a sharp itch between his shoulder blades, and he couldn’t do anything about it. He seethed with silent, helpless anger, struggling against this annoying restlessness. He never doubted its wickedness and thought of himself as forever excluded from the rewards that would go to those who loved church and could sit still there without fidgeting or squirming or twisting or scratching.
He was a little diverted from his tortures by the arrival of the Whipples. From the Penniman pew he could glance across to a side pew and observe a line of repeated Whipple noses, upon which for some moments he was enabled to speculate forgetfully. Once—years ago, it seemed to him—he had heard talk of the Whipple nose. This one had the Whipple nose, or that one did not have the Whipple nose; and it had then been his understanding that the Whipple family possessed but one nose in common; sometimes one Whipple had it; then another Whipple would have it. At the time this had seemed curious, but in no way anomalous. He had readily pictured a Whipple nose being worn now by one and now by another of this family. He had visualized it as something that could be handed about. Later had come the disappointing realization that each Whipple had a complete nose at all times for his very own; that the phrase by which he had been misled denoted merely the possession of a certain build of nose by Whipples.
He was somewhat distracted from his troubles by the arrival of the Whipples. From the Penniman pew, he could glance across to a side pew and see a line of identical Whipple noses, and for a moment, he was able to think about that without worrying. Once—years ago, it felt to him—he had heard talk about the Whipple nose. This one had the Whipple nose, or that one didn’t have the Whipple nose; and he had understood back then that the Whipple family shared one nose collectively; sometimes one Whipple had it, then another Whipple would have it. At the time, this had seemed odd but not particularly strange. He had easily imagined a Whipple nose being passed around among the family members. He had pictured it as something that could be loaned out. Later, he was disappointed to realize that each Whipple had their own complete nose at all times; the phrase that had confused him simply referred to a particular nose shape common among the Whipples.
But even this simple phenomenon offered some distraction from his present miseries. He could glance along the line of Whipple noses and observe that they were, indeed, of a markedly similar pattern. It was, as one might say, a standardized nose, raised by careful selection through past generations of Whipples to the highest point of efficiency; for ages yet to come the demands of environment, howsoever capricious, would probably dictate no change in its structural details. It sufficed. It was, moreover, a nose of good lines, according to conventional canons. It was shapely, and from its high bridge jutted forward with rather a noble sweep of line to the thin, curved nostrils. The high bridge was perhaps the detail that distinguished it from most good noses. It seemed to begin to be a nose almost from the base of the brow. In a world of all Whipple noses this family would have been remarked for its beauty. In one of less than Whipple noses—with other less claimant designs widely popularized—it might be said that the Whipple face would be noted rather for distinction than beauty.
But even this simple phenomenon provided some distraction from his current troubles. He could look along the line of Whipple noses and see that they were, indeed, quite similar in shape. It was, as one might say, a standardized nose, developed through careful selection over generations of Whipples to reach the highest level of efficiency; for ages to come, the demands of the environment, no matter how unpredictable, would likely lead to no change in its structure. It was sufficient. Moreover, it was a nose with good lines, according to conventional standards. It had a nice shape, and from its high bridge, it jut out with a noble curve towards the thin, curved nostrils. The high bridge was probably the feature that set it apart from most good noses. It seemed to start being a nose almost from the base of the brow. In a world full of Whipple noses, this family would have been noted for its beauty. In a world with fewer Whipple noses—with other less prominent designs widely popular—it could be said that the Whipple face would be recognized more for its distinctiveness than its beauty.
In oblique profile the Wilbur twin could glance across the fronts in turn of Harvey D. Whipple, of Gideon Whipple, his father; of Sharon Whipple, his uncle; and of Juliana Whipple, sole offspring of Sharon. The noses were alike. One had but to look at Miss Juliana to know that in simple justice this should have been otherwise. She might have kept a Whipple nose—Whipple in all essentials—without too pressing an insistence upon bulk. But it had not been so. Her nose was as utterly Whipple as any. They might have been interchanged without detection.
In side profile, the Wilbur twin could see the faces of Harvey D. Whipple, his father Gideon Whipple, his uncle Sharon Whipple, and Juliana Whipple, Sharon's only child. Their noses were similar. Looking at Miss Juliana made it clear that, fair or not, this should have been different. She could have had a Whipple nose—Whipple in every way—without it being too prominent. But that wasn't the case. Her nose was just as completely Whipple as anyone else's. They could have swapped noses without anyone noticing.
The Wilbur twin stared and speculated upon and mildly enjoyed this display, until a species of hypnotism overtook him, a mercifully deadening inertia that made him slumberous and almost happy. He could keep still at last, and be free from the correcting hand of Mrs. Penniman or the warning prod of the judge's elbow. He dozed in a smother of applied godliness. He was delighted presently to note with an awakening start that the sermon was well under way. He heard no word of this. He knew only that a frowning old gentleman stood in a high place and scolded about something. The Wilbur twin had no notion what his grievance might be; was sensible only of his heated aspect, his activity in gesture, and the rhythm of his phrases.
The Wilbur twin watched, thought about, and slightly enjoyed this scene until he fell into a sort of hypnotic trance, a blissful numbness that made him drowsy and almost happy. Finally, he could sit still and be free from Mrs. Penniman’s correcting hand or the judge’s warning elbow. He dozed in a haze of enforced piety. He was pleasantly surprised to realize, with a jolt, that the sermon was well underway. He didn’t catch any words; he just noticed a scowling old man standing up high, scolding about something. The Wilbur twin had no idea what he was complaining about; he was only aware of the man’s intense expression, his animated gestures, and the rhythm of his speech.
This influence again benumbed him to forgetfulness, so that during the final prayer he was dramatizing a scene in which three large and savage dogs leaped upon Frank and Frank destroyed them—ate them up. And when he stood at last for the doxology one of his feet had veritably gone to sleep, the one that had been cramped back under the seat, so that he stumbled and drew unwelcome attention to himself while the foot tingled to wakefulness.
This influence once again numbed him into forgetfulness, so that during the final prayer he was imagining a scene where three big, fierce dogs jumped on Frank, and Frank defeated them—devoured them. And when he finally stood for the doxology, one of his feet had really gone to sleep, the one that had been cramped back under the seat, causing him to stumble and draw unwanted attention to himself as his foot tingled back to life.
The ever-tractable Merle had been attentive to the sermon, had sung beautifully, and was still immaculate of garb, while the Wilbur twin emerged from the ordeal in rank disorder, seeming to have survived a scuffle in which efforts had been made to wrench away his Sunday clothes and to choke him with his collar and cravat. And the coating of soap had played his hair false. It stood out behind and stood up in front, not with any system, but merely here and there.
The always adaptable Merle had paid close attention to the sermon, had sung beautifully, and still looked perfectly put together, while the Wilbur twin came out of the ordeal in complete disarray, as if he had gone through a fight where attempts were made to rip off his Sunday clothes and strangle him with his collar and tie. Plus, the soap had messed up his hair. It was sticking out wildly in the back and up in the front, not with any style, but just randomly here and there.
"You are a perfect sight," muttered Winona to him. "I don't see how you do it." But neither did the offender.
"You look amazing," Winona whispered to him. "I don’t know how you manage it." But neither did the person in question.
With a graciously relaxed tension the freed congregation made a leisurely progress to the doors of the church; many lingered here in groups for greetings and light exchanges. It was here that the Penniman group coalesced with the Whipple group, a circumstance that the trailing Wilbur noted with alarm. The families did not commonly affiliate, and the circumstance boded ominously. It could surely not be without purpose. The Wilbur twin's alarm was that the Whipple family had regretted its prodigality of the day before and was about to demand its money back. He lurked in the shadowy doorway.
With a relaxed, casual vibe, the freed congregation made their way to the church doors at a leisurely pace; many stopped in groups to chat and exchange pleasantries. It was here that the Penniman group came together with the Whipple group, a situation that the trailing Wilbur noticed with concern. The families didn’t usually socialize, and this meeting felt foreboding. It surely had a purpose. The Wilbur twin was anxious that the Whipple family had regretted their extravagance from the day before and was about to ask for their money back. He stayed hidden in the shadowy doorway.
The Whipples were surrounding Merle with every sign of interest. They shook hands with him. They seemed to appraise him as if he were something choice on exhibition at a fair. Harvey D. was showing the most interest, bending above the exhibit in apparently light converse. But the Wilbur twin knew all about Harvey D. He was the banker and wore a beard. He was to be seen on week days as one passed the First National Bank, looking out through slender bars—exactly as the Penniman lion did—upon a world that wanted money, but couldn't have it without some good reason. He had not been present when the Whipple money was so thoughtlessly loosened, and he would be just the man to make a fuss about it now. He would want to take it back and put it behind those bars in the bank where no one could get it. But he couldn't ever have it back, because it was spent. Still, he might do something with the spender.
The Whipples were surrounding Merle with all sorts of interest. They shook his hand and seemed to size him up like a prized item on display at a fair. Harvey D. was the most interested, leaning in close to chat casually. But the Wilbur twin knew all about Harvey D. He was the banker with a beard. You could see him during the week peering out from the First National Bank, just like the Penniman lion, gazing at a world eager for money but unable to have any without a good reason. He hadn’t been around when the Whipple money was carelessly let loose, and he would be just the type to make a fuss about it now. He would want to take it back and stash it behind the bars of the bank where no one could access it. But he could never get it back because it was already spent. Still, he might do something about the person who spent it.
The Wilbur twin slunk farther into friendly shadows, and not until the groups separated and the four Whipples were in their waiting carriage did he venture into the revealing sunlight. But no one paid him any attention. The judge and Mrs. Penniman walked up the shaded street, for the Sunday dinner must be prepared. Winona and the Merle twin, both flushed from the recent social episode, turned back to the church to meet and ignore him.
The Wilbur twin slipped deeper into the friendly shadows, and only after the groups parted and the four Whipples were in their waiting carriage did he step into the bright sunlight. But nobody noticed him. The judge and Mrs. Penniman strolled up the shaded street, as Sunday dinner needed to be prepared. Winona and the Merle twin, both blushing from the recent social event, turned back to the church to meet and ignore him.
"Fortune knocks once at every one's door," Winona was mysteriously saying.
"Fortune knocks once at everyone's door," Winona was saying mysteriously.
The Wilbur twin knew this well enough. The day before it had knocked at his door and found him in.
The Wilbur twin was well aware of this. The day before, it had knocked on his door and found him home.
There was still Sunday-school to be endured, but he did not regard this as altogether odious. It was not so smothering. The atmosphere was less strained. One's personality could come a bit to the front without incurring penalties, and one met one's own kind on a social plane—subject to discipline, it was true, but still mildly enjoyable. It was his custom to linger here until the classes gathered, but to-day the Whipple pony cart was driven up by the Whipple stepmother and the girl with her hair cut off. Apparently no one made these two go to church, but they had come to Sunday-school. And the Wilbur twin fled within at sight of them. The pony cart, vehicle in which he had been made a public mock, was now a sickening sight to him.
There was still Sunday school to get through, but he didn’t see it as completely awful. It wasn’t so suffocating. The atmosphere felt less tense. One's personality could show a bit without facing consequences, and you ran into your own kind on a social level—subject to some rules, it's true, but still somewhat enjoyable. He usually liked to hang around until the classes started, but today the Whipple pony cart rolled up, driven by the Whipple stepmother and the girl with her hair chopped off. Apparently, no one made these two go to church, but they had come to Sunday school. And the Wilbur twin ran away at the sight of them. The pony cart, the vehicle that had made him a target of public ridicule, was now a disgusting sight to him.
Sunday-school was even less of a trial to him than usual. The twins were in the class of Winona, and Winona taught her class to-day with unwonted unction; but the Wilbur twin was pestered with few questions about the lesson. She rather singled Merle out and made him an instructive example to the rest of the class, asking Wilbur but twice, and then in sheerly perfunctory routine: "And what great lesson should we learn from this?"
Sunday school was even less of a challenge for him than usual. The twins were in Winona's class, and today she taught with unexpected enthusiasm; however, the Wilbur twin was hardly asked many questions about the lesson. She mainly focused on Merle, using him as an example for the rest of the class, asking Wilbur only twice, and then in a completely routine manner: "So, what important lesson should we take away from this?"
Neither time did he know what great lesson we should learn from this, and stammered his ignorance pitiably, but Winona, in the throes of some mysterious prepossession, forgot to reprove him, and merely allowed the more gifted Merle to purvey the desired information. So the Wilbur twin was practically free to wriggle on his hard chair, to exchange noiseless greetings with acquaintances in other classes, and to watch Lyman Teaford, the superintendent, draw a pleasing cartoon of the lesson with coloured chalk on a black-board, consisting chiefly of a rising yellow sun with red rays, which was the sun of divine forgiveness Once the Wilbur twin caught the eye of the Whipple girl—whose bonnet hid her cropped hair—and she surprisingly winked at him. He did not wink back. Even to his liberal mind, it did not seem right to wink in a Sunday-school.
Neither did he understand what important lesson we should take away from this, and he awkwardly admitted his confusion, but Winona, caught up in some mysterious feeling, forgot to scold him and simply let the more talented Merle share the needed information. So the Wilbur twin was almost free to shift around in his hard chair, silently greet friends in other classes, and watch Lyman Teaford, the superintendent, draw a fun cartoon of the lesson with colored chalk on a blackboard, featuring mostly a rising yellow sun with red rays, symbolizing the sun of divine forgiveness. At one point, the Wilbur twin caught the eye of the Whipple girl—whose bonnet covered her short hair—and she unexpectedly winked at him. He didn’t wink back. Even with his open-mindedness, it didn’t feel appropriate to wink in a Sunday school.
When at last they all sang "Bringing in the Sheaves," and were ably dismissed by Lyman Teaford, who could be as solemn here as he was gay in a parlour with his flute, Winona took the Merle twin across the room to greet the Whipple stepmother and the Whipple girl. Wilbur regarded the scene from afar. Winona seemed to be showing off the Merle twin, causing him to display all his perfect manners, including a bow lately acquired.
When they finally sang "Bringing in the Sheaves" and were skillfully dismissed by Lyman Teaford, who could be as serious here as he was cheerful in a living room with his flute, Winona took the Merle twin across the room to greet the Whipple stepmother and the Whipple girl. Wilbur watched the scene from a distance. Winona appeared to be showing off the Merle twin, prompting him to showcase all his perfect manners, including a recently learned bow.
The Wilbur twin felt no slight in this. He was glad enough to be left out of Winona's manoeuvres, for he saw that they were manoeuvres and that Winona was acting from some large purpose. Unless it wanted its money back, the Whipple family had no meaning for him; it was merely people with the Whipple nose, though, of course, the stepmother did not have this. He paused only to wonder if the girl would have it when she grew up—she now boasted but the rudiments of any nose whatsoever—and dismissed the tribe from his mind.
The Wilbur twin didn’t take any offense at this. He was quite happy to be excluded from Winona's plans since he realized they were part of a bigger scheme she had in mind. The Whipple family didn’t mean anything to him unless they wanted their money back; they were just people with the Whipple nose, although the stepmother didn’t have it, of course. He briefly wondered if the girl would inherit that nose when she grew up—right now, she barely had any nose at all—and then he forgot about the whole family.
He waited for Winona and Merle a block up the street from the church. Winona was silent with importance, preoccupied, grave, and yet uplifted. Not until they reached the Penniman gate did she issue from this abstraction to ask the Wilbur twin rather severely what lesson he had learned from the morning sermon. The Wilbur twin, with immense difficulty, brought her to believe that he had not heard a word of the sermon. This was especially incredible, because it had dealt with the parable of the prodigal son who spent all his substance in riotous living. One would have thought, said Winona, that this lesson would have come home to one who had so lately followed the same bad course, and she sought now to enlighten the offender.
He waited for Winona and Merle a block up the street from the church. Winona was silent and serious, deep in thought, but seemed somewhat uplifted. Not until they got to the Penniman gate did she snap out of it to ask the Wilbur twin in a rather harsh tone what lesson he had learned from the morning sermon. The Wilbur twin struggled to convince her that he hadn’t heard a single word of it. This was particularly hard to believe because the sermon was about the parable of the prodigal son, who wasted all his money on wild living. Winona said one would think that lesson would resonate with someone who had just recently gone down the same path, and she now tried to set him straight.
"And he had to eat with the pigs when his money was all gone," Merle submitted in an effort to aid Winona.
"And he had to eat with the pigs when he ran out of money," Merle said, trying to help Winona.
But the Wilbur twin's perverse mind merely ran to the picture of fatted calf, though without relish—he did not like fat meat.
But the Wilbur twin’s twisted mind just thought about the image of a fattened calf, though without any desire—he didn’t like fatty meat.
It was good to be back in a human atmosphere once more, where he could hear his father's quips. The Penniman Sunday dinner was based notably on chicken, as were all other Sunday dinners in Newbern, and his father, when he entered the house, was already beginning the gayety by pledging Mrs. Penniman in a wineglass of the Ajax Invigorator. He called it ruby liquor and said that, taken in moderation, it would harm no one, though he estimated that as few as three glasses would cause people to climb trees like a monkey.
It felt great to be back in a familiar setting where he could hear his dad's jokes. The Penniman Sunday dinner was all about chicken, just like every other Sunday dinner in Newbern, and as soon as his dad walked in the door, he started the fun by toasting Mrs. Penniman with a glass of Ajax Invigorator. He referred to it as ruby liquor and said that, in moderation, it wouldn't hurt anyone, though he believed that just three glasses might make people climb trees like monkeys.
The Wilbur twin was puzzled by this and would have preferred that his present be devoted solely to making a new man of Judge Penniman, but he laughed loyally with his father, and rejoiced when Mrs. Penniman, in the character of the abandoned duchess, put her own lips to the glass at his father's urging. The judge did not enter into this spirit of foolery, resenting, indeed, that a sound medicinal compound should be thus impugned. And Winona was even more severe. Not for her to-day were jests about Madame la Marquise and her heart of adamant. Dave Cowan tried a few of these without result.
The Wilbur twin was confused by this and would have preferred that his gift be focused solely on transforming Judge Penniman, but he laughed supportively with his dad and felt happy when Mrs. Penniman, acting like the abandoned duchess, put her lips to the glass at his father's prompting. The judge didn’t join in on this playful spirit, feeling annoyed that a good medicinal product was being treated this way. Winona was even stricter about it. No jokes about Madame la Marquise and her heart of stone for her today. Dave Cowan tried a few of these jokes but got no reaction.
Winona was still silent with importance, or spoke cryptically, and she lavished upon the Merle twin such attention as she could give from her own mysterious calculations. One might have gathered that she was beholding the Merle twin in some high new light. The Wilbur twin ate silently and as unobtrusively as he could, for table manners were especially watched by Winona on Sunday. Not until the blackberry pie did he break into speech, and even then, it appeared, not with the utmost felicity. His information that these here blackberries had been picked off the grave of some old Jonas Whipple up in the burying ground caused him to be regarded coldly by more than one of those about the table; and Winona wished to be told how many times she had asked him not to say "these here." Of course he couldn't tell her.
Winona remained quiet and serious, or spoke in riddles, giving the Merle twin all the attention she could manage from her own mysterious thoughts. It seemed like she was seeing the Merle twin in a completely new light. The Wilbur twin ate quietly, trying to be as unnoticeable as possible, because Winona paid extra attention to table manners on Sundays. It wasn't until the blackberry pie that he spoke up, and even then, it didn't go very well. His comment that the blackberries had been picked from the grave of an old Jonas Whipple in the cemetery made more than one person at the table regard him coldly; Winona wished someone would remind him how many times she had asked him not to say "these here." Of course, he couldn't tell her.
Dinner over, it appeared that Winona would take Merle with her to call upon poor old Mrs. Dodwell, who had been bedridden for twenty years, but was so patient with it all. She loved to have Merle sit by her bedside of a Sunday and tell of the morning's sermon. They would also take her a custard. The Wilbur twin was not invited upon this excursion, but his father winked at him when it was mentioned and he was happy. He could in no manner have edified the afflicted Mrs. Dodwell, and the wink meant that he would go with his father for a walk over the hills—perhaps to the gypsy camp. So he winked back at his father, being no longer in Sunday-school, and was impatient to be off.
Dinner finished, it seemed that Winona was going to take Merle with her to visit poor old Mrs. Dodwell, who had been bedridden for twenty years but was so patient about it all. She loved having Merle sit by her bedside on Sundays and share the details of the morning's sermon. They would also bring her a custard. The Wilbur twin wasn’t invited on this trip, but his father winked at him when it was mentioned, and he felt pleased. He wouldn’t have been able to comfort Mrs. Dodwell anyway, and the wink meant he would go with his father for a walk over the hills—maybe to the gypsy camp. So he winked back at his father, now that he was no longer in Sunday school, and was eager to go.
In the little house he watched from a window until Winona and Merle had gone on their errand of mercy—Merle carrying nicely the bowl of custard swathed in a napkin—and thereupon heartily divested himself of shoes and stockings. Winona, for some reason she could never make apparent to him, believed that boys could not decently go barefoot on the Lord's Day. He did not wish to affront her, but neither would he wear shoes and stockings with no one to make him. His bare feet rejoiced at the cool touch of the grass as he waited in the front yard for his father. He would have liked to change his Sunday clothes for the old ones of a better feel, but this even he felt would be going too far. You had to draw the line somewhere.
In the little house, he watched from a window until Winona and Merle had left for their errand of mercy—Merle carrying the bowl of custard wrapped in a napkin—and then he happily took off his shoes and socks. Winona, for reasons she could never explain to him, believed that boys shouldn't go barefoot on Sundays. He didn't want to upset her, but he also wouldn’t wear shoes and socks when no one was there to make him. His bare feet loved the cool touch of the grass as he waited in the front yard for his dad. He would have liked to swap his Sunday clothes for older, more comfortable ones, but even he felt that would be pushing it. You had to draw the line somewhere.
His father came out, lighting his calabash pipe. He wore a tweed cap now in place of the formal derby, but he was otherwise attired as on the previous evening, in the blue coal and vivid waistcoat, the inferior trousers, and the undesirable shoes. As they went down the street under shading elms the dog, Frank, capered at the end of his taut leash.
His father stepped outside, lighting his pipe. He wore a tweed cap instead of the formal derby, but otherwise he was dressed the same as the night before, in the blue coat and bright waistcoat, the cheap trousers, and the worn-out shoes. As they walked down the street under the shade of the elm trees, the dog, Frank, frolicked at the end of his tight leash.
They went up Fair Street to reach the wooded hills beyond the town. The street was still and vacant. The neat white houses with green blinds set back in their flowered yards would be at this hour sheltering people who had eaten heavily of chicken for dinner and now dozed away its benign effects. Even song birds had stilled their pipings, and made but brief flights through the sultry air.
They walked up Fair Street to get to the wooded hills outside of town. The street was quiet and empty. The tidy white houses with green shutters set back in their flower-filled yards were at this hour likely housing people who had enjoyed a big chicken dinner and were now dozing off from its comforting effects. Even the songbirds had stopped singing, taking only short flights through the warm air.
Dave Cowan sauntered through the silence in a glow of genial tolerance for the small town, for Dave knew cities. In Newbern he was but a merry transient; indeed, in all those strange cities he went off to he was but a transient. So frequent his flittings, none could claim him for its own. He had the air of being in the world itself, but a transient, a cheerful and observant explorer finding entertainment in the manners and customs of a curious tribe, its foibles, conceits, and quaint standards of value—since the most of them curiously adhered to one spot even though the round earth invited them to wander.
Dave Cowan strolled through the quiet town, feeling a friendly appreciation for it, because he knew cities well. In Newbern, he was just a happy visitor; in fact, in all those unfamiliar cities he traveled to, he was just passing through. He moved around so often that nobody could really claim him as their own. He seemed like he was part of the world, but just a traveler, a cheerful and observant explorer who found joy in the habits and customs of a curious group—its quirks, pretensions, and odd standards of value—since most of them oddly chose to stay in one place even though the vast world beckoned them to explore.
Sometimes Dave lingered in Newbern—to the benefit of the Weekly Advance—for as long as three months. Sometimes he declared he would stay but a day and stayed long; sometimes he declared he would stay a long time and stayed but a day. He was a creature happily pliant to the rule of all his whims. He never bothered to know why he dropped into Newbern, nor bothered to know why he left. On some morning like other mornings, without plan, he would know he was going and go, stirred by some vagrant longing for a strange city—and it was so easy to go. He was unencumbered with belongings. He had no troublesome packing to do, and took not even the smallest of bags in his farings forth. Unlike the twins, Dave had no Sunday clothes. What clothes he had he wore, very sensibly, it seemed to him. He had but to go on and on, equipped with his union card and his printer's steel rule, the sole machinery of his trade, and where he would linger he was welcome, for as long as he chose and at a wage ample for his few needs, to embalm the doings of a queer world in type. Little wonder he should always obey the wander-bidding.
Sometimes Dave hung out in Newbern—for the benefit of the Weekly Advance—for as long as three months. Sometimes he said he’d stay just a day but ended up staying longer; other times he claimed he’d be there for ages and only lasted a day. He was someone who happily went along with all his whims. He never cared to know why he came to Newbern or why he left. One morning, like any other, without a plan, he’d decide it was time to go and just leave, driven by some random desire for a new city—and it was so easy to go. He didn’t have much to haul around. He had no annoying packing to do, and he didn't even take a small bag with him when he set off. Unlike the twins, Dave had no Sunday clothes. The clothes he had, he wore, and it made sense to him. He just needed to keep moving, equipped with his union card and his printer's steel rule, the only tools of his trade, and wherever he stayed, he was welcomed for as long as he wanted and at a pay that was more than enough for his few needs, capturing the happenings of a strange world in print. It’s no surprise he always followed the call to wander.
They passed a place where the head of the clan, having dined, had been overtaken with lethargy and in a hammock on his porch was asleep in a public and noisy manner.
They walked by a spot where the clan leader, after having dinner, was overcome with laziness and fell asleep on a hammock on his porch, doing so in a loud and very public way.
"Small-town stuff!" murmured Dave, amiably contemptuous.
"Small-town stuff!" Dave said, a bit mockingly but in a friendly way.
The Wilbur twin could never understand why his father called Newbern a small town. They came to the end of Fair Street, where the white houses dwindled into open country. The road led away from the river and climbed the gentle slope of West Hill. The Wilbur twin had climbed that slope the day before under auspices that he now recalled with disgust. Beyond, at the top of the hill, its chimneys lifted above the trees and its red walls showing warmly through the cool green of its shading foliage, was the Whipple New Place. To the left, across the western end of the little town and capping another hill, was the Whipple Old Place, where dwelt Sharon Whipple and his daughter, Juliana. The walls of the Whipple Old Place were more weathered, of a duller red. The two places looked down upon the town quite as castles of old looked down upon their feudatories.
The Wilbur twin could never get why his dad called Newbern a small town. They reached the end of Fair Street, where the white houses faded into open fields. The road veered away from the river and climbed the gentle slope of West Hill. The Wilbur twin had hiked that slope the day before under circumstances he now remembered with disgust. Up ahead, at the top of the hill, the Whipple New Place stood with its chimneys rising above the trees, its red walls glowing warmly through the cool green of the surrounding foliage. To the left, across the western side of the little town and topping another hill, was the Whipple Old Place, where Sharon Whipple and his daughter, Juliana, lived. The walls of the Whipple Old Place were more weather-beaten, with a duller red tone. The two places overlooked the town much like ancient castles presided over their subjects.
"I was right inside that house yesterday," said the Wilbur twin, pointing to the Whipple New Place and boasting a little—he would not have to reveal the dreadful details of his entry. "Right inside of it," he added to make sure that his father would get all his importance. But the father seemed not enough impressed.
"I was right inside that house yesterday," said the Wilbur twin, pointing to the Whipple New Place and boasting a little—he didn't have to share the terrible details of how he got in. "Right inside it," he added to make sure his dad understood how important it was. But his dad didn't seem that impressed.
"You'll probably go into better houses than that some day," he merely said, and added: "You learn a good trade like mine and you can always go anywhere; always make your good money and be more independent than Whipples or even kings in their palaces. Remember that, Sputterboy."
"You'll likely live in nicer houses than that someday," he just said, and added: "If you learn a solid trade like mine, you can go anywhere; you’ll always earn good money and be more independent than Whipples or even kings in their palaces. Keep that in mind, Sputterboy."
"Yes, sir," said Wilbur.
"Yes, sir," Wilbur replied.
His father never addressed the Merle twin by any but his rightful name, nor did he ever address the other by the one the dead mother had affixed to him, miscalling him by a number of titles, among which were Sputterboy, Gig, Doctor, and Bill.
His father never called the Merle twin anything but his actual name, nor did he ever call the other one by the name their deceased mother gave him, referring to him instead by several nicknames, including Sputterboy, Gig, Doctor, and Bill.
Before ascending quite to the Whipple New Place they left the dusty road for a path that led over a lawnlike stretch of upland, starred with buttercups and tiny anemones, and inhabited by a colony of gophers that instantly engaged Frank, the dog, now free of his leash, in futile dashes. They stood erect, with languidly drooped paws, until he was too near; then they were inexplicably not there. Frank at length divined that they unfairly achieved these disappearances by descending into caverns beneath the surface of the earth. At first, with frantic claws and eager squeals, he tore at the entrances to these until the prey appeared at exits farther on, only to repeat the disappearance when dashed at. Frank presently saw the chase to be hopeless. It was no good digging for something that wouldn't be there.
Before they reached the Whipple New Place, they left the dusty road for a path that crossed a grassy, open area dotted with buttercups and small anemones. This area was home to a group of gophers that quickly caught Frank's attention, now that he was off his leash, as he chased them fruitlessly. The gophers stood upright with their paws hanging loosely until he got too close; then, they disappeared without a trace. Frank eventually figured out that they managed this escape by diving into burrows beneath the ground. At first, he clawed frantically and squealed excitedly at the entrances, only to find the gophers popping up in different spots, only to vanish again as he lunged. Frank soon realized the chase was pointless. It was futile to dig for something that wasn't there.
"There's life for you, Doctor," said Dave Cowan. "Life has to live on life, humans same as dogs. Life is something that keeps tearing itself down and building itself up again; everybody killing something else and eating it. Do you understand that?"
"There's life for you, Doc," said Dave Cowan. "Life has to feed on life, just like humans and dogs. Life is this cycle of constantly tearing itself down and rebuilding; everyone is killing something else to survive. Do you get that?"
"Yes, sir," said Wilbur, believing he did. Dogs killed gophers if they caught them, and human beings killed chickens for Sunday dinners.
"Yeah, sure," said Wilbur, thinking he did. Dogs would kill gophers if they caught them, and people would kill chickens for Sunday dinners.
"Humans are the best killers of all," said Dave. "That's the reason they came up from monkeys, and got civilized so they wear neckties and have religion and post offices and all such."
"Humans are the best killers of all," Dave said. "That's why they evolved from monkeys and became civilized, wearing neckties and having religion and post offices and all that."
"Yes, sir," said Wilbur.
"Yes, sir," Wilbur said.
They climbed to a green height and reclined on the cool sward in the shade of a beech tree. Here they could pick out the winding of the quick little river between its green banks far below, and look across the roofs of slumbrous Newbern. The Wilbur twin could almost pick out the Penniman house. Then he looked up, and low in the sky he surprisingly beheld the moon, an orb of pale bronze dulled from its night shine. Never before had he seen the moon by day. He had supposed it was in the sky only at night. So his father lectured now on astronomy and the cosmos. It seemed that the moon was always there, or about there, a lonesome old thing, because there was no life on it. Dave spoke learnedly, for his Sunday paper had devoted a page to something of this sort.
They climbed to a grassy hill and lay down on the cool ground under a beech tree. From there, they could see the winding quick river between its green banks far below and look over the rooftops of sleepy Newbern. The Wilbur twin could almost make out the Penniman house. Then he looked up and, to his surprise, saw the moon low in the sky, a pale bronze orb that had lost its night shine. He had never seen the moon during the day before; he thought it only existed in the night sky. So now his father began to explain astronomy and the cosmos. It seemed like the moon was always there, or was about to be, a lonely old thing because there was no life on it. Dave spoke knowledgeably, as his Sunday paper had dedicated a page to something like this.
"Everything is electricity or something," said Dave, "and it crackles and works on itself until it makes star dust, and it shakes this together till it makes lumps, and they float round, and pretty soon they're big lumps like the moon and like this little ball of star dust we're riding on—and there are millions of them out there all round and about, some a million times bigger than this little one, and they all whirl and whirl, the little ones whirling round the big ones and the big ones whirling round still bigger ones, dancing and swinging and going off to some place that no one knows anything about; and some are old and have lost their people; and some are too young to have any people yet; but millions like this one have people, and on some they are a million years older than we are, and know everything that it'll take us a million years to find out; but even they haven't begun to really know anything—compared with what they don't know. They'll have to go on forever finding out things about what it all means. Do you understand that, Bill?"
"Everything is either electricity or something like it," Dave said, "and it crackles and works on itself until it creates stardust. Then it shakes everything together until it forms clumps that float around, and pretty soon they become big clumps like the moon and this little ball of stardust we're riding on. There are millions of them out there all around us, some a million times bigger than this little one, all whirling around. The little ones spin around the big ones, and the big ones spin around even bigger ones, dancing and swinging off to some unknown place; some are old and have lost their groups, and some are too young to have any groups yet. But millions like this one do have groups, and on some of them, their groups are a million years older than we are and know everything it'll take us a million years to discover. But even they haven’t really begun to know anything—compared to what they still don’t know. They’ll have to keep going forever, discovering what it all means. Do you get that, Bill?"
"Yes, sir," said Wilbur.
"Yes, sir," Wilbur replied.
"Do you understand how people like us get on these whirling lumps?"
"Do you get how people like us end up on these spinning lumps?"
"Yes, sir," said Wilbur.
"Sure thing," said Wilbur.
"How do they?"
"How do they do that?"
"No, sir," said Wilbur.
"No, sir," Wilbur replied.
"Well, it's simple enough. This star dust shakes together, and pretty soon some of it gets to be one chemical and some of it gets to be another, like water and salt and lime and phosphorus and stuff like that, and it gets together in little combinations and it makes little animals, so little you couldn't see them, and they get together and make bigger animals, and pretty soon they have brains and stomachs—and there you are. This electricity or something that shook the star dust together and made the chemicals, and shook the chemicals together and made the animals—well, it's fierce stuff. It wants to find out all about itself. It keeps making animals with bigger brains all the time, so it can examine itself and write books about itself—but the animals have to be good killers, or something else kills them. This electricity that makes 'em don't care which kills which. It knows the best killer will have the best brain in the long run; that's all it cares about. It's a good sporty scheme, all right. Do you understand that, Doctor?"
"Well, it’s pretty straightforward. This stardust comes together, and soon enough, some of it becomes one chemical and some becomes another, like water, salt, lime, phosphorus, and things like that. They combine to create tiny organisms, so small you can’t see them, and those eventually form larger organisms. Before long, they develop brains and stomachs—and there you have it. This electricity or something similar that brought the stardust together and formed the chemicals, and then mixed the chemicals to create the animals—well, it’s intense stuff. It wants to learn all about itself. It continuously creates animals with bigger brains so they can study themselves and write books about it—but those animals have to be good hunters, or something else will hunt them down. This electricity that creates them doesn’t care which one kills which. It knows that the best hunter will end up with the best brain in the grand scheme of things; that’s all it’s concerned about. It’s a pretty clever system, for sure. Do you get that, Doctor?"
"Yes, sir," said Wilbur.
"Yes, sir," Wilbur replied.
"Everything's got a fair chance to kill; this power shows no favours to anything. If gophers could kill dogs it would rather have gophers; when microbes kill us it will rather have microbes than people. It just wants a winner and don't care a snap which it is."
"Everything has a fair shot at killing; this power shows no favoritism. If gophers could kill dogs, it would prefer gophers; when microbes kill us, it would prefer microbes over humans. It just wants a winner and doesn't care at all which one it is."
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir."
"Of course, now, you hear human people swell and brag and strut round about how they are different from the animals and have something they call a soul that the animals haven't got, but that's just the natural conceit of this electricity or something before it has found out much about itself. Not different from the animals, you ain't. This tree I'm leaning against is your second or third cousin. Only difference, you can walk and talk and see. Understand?"
"Of course, nowadays, you hear people boasting and showing off about how they're different from animals and have something they call a soul that animals don't have, but that's just the natural arrogance of humanity before it really understands itself. You're not different from the animals. This tree I'm leaning against is your second or third cousin. The only difference is that you can walk, talk, and see. Get it?"
"Yes, sir," said Wilbur. "Couldn't we go up to the gypsy camp now?"
"Yeah, sure," said Wilbur. "Can we head up to the gypsy camp now?"
Dave refilled the calabash pipe, lighted it, and held the match while it burned out.
Dave filled the calabash pipe again, lit it, and held the match until it went out.
"That fire came from the sun," he said. "We're only burning matches ourselves—burning with a little fire from the sun. Pretty soon it flickers out."
"That fire came from the sun," he said. "We're just lighting matches ourselves—burning with a little fire from the sun. Pretty soon it'll flicker out."
"It's just over this next hill, and they got circus wagons and a fire where they cook their dinners, right outdoors, and fighting roosters, and tell your fortune."
"It's just over this next hill, and they have circus wagons and a fire where they cook their meals outside, and fighting roosters, and they can tell your fortune."
Dave rose.
Dave got up.
"Of course I don't say I know it all yet. There's a catch in it I haven't figured out. But I'm right as far as I've gone. You can't go wrong if you take the facts and stay by 'em and don't read books that leave the facts to one side, like most books do."
"Of course, I’m not claiming I know everything yet. There's something about it I still haven't understood. But I'm right based on what I’ve learned so far. You can't go wrong if you stick to the facts and don’t read books that ignore the facts, like most do."
"Yes, sir," said Wilbur, "and they sleep inside their wagons and I wish we had a wagon like that and drove round the country and lived in it."
"Yeah, sir," said Wilbur, "and they sleep inside their wagons and I wish we had a wagon like that to drive around the country and live in it."
"All right," said his father. "Stir your stumps."
"Okay," his father said. "Get moving."
They followed the path that led up over another little hill winding through clumps of hazel brush and a sparse growth of oak and beech. From the summit of this they could see the gypsy camp below them, in an open glade by the roadside. It was as the Wilbur twin had said: there were gayly-painted wagons—houses on wheels—and a campfire and tethered horses and the lolling gypsies themselves. About the outskirts loafed a dozen or so of the less socially eligible of Newbern. Above a fire at the camp centre a kettle simmered on its pothook, being stirred at this moment by a brown and aged crone in frivolous-patterned calico, who wore gold hoops in her ears and bangles at her neck and bracelets of silver on her arms—bejewelled, indeed, most unbecomingly for a person of her years.
They followed the path that wound up another little hill, passing through patches of hazel brush and sparse oak and beech trees. From the top, they could see the gypsy camp below them in a clearing by the road. Just as the Wilbur twins had said, there were brightly painted wagons—houses on wheels—a campfire, tethered horses, and the lounging gypsies themselves. Around the edge of the camp, a dozen or so of the less socially accepted folks from Newbern were hanging out. Above the fire at the center of the camp, a kettle was simmering on its pothook, being stirred at that moment by a brown, old woman in brightly patterned calico. She wore gold hoops in her ears, bangles around her neck, and silver bracelets on her arms—adorned, indeed, quite unbecomingly for someone her age.
The Wilbur twin would have lingered on the edge of the glade with other local visitors, a mere silent observer of this delightful life; he had not dreamed of being accepted as a social equal by such exalted beings. But his father stalked boldly through the outer ring of spectators to the camp's centre and genially hailed the aged woman, who, on first looking up from her cookery, held out a withered palm for the silver that should buy him secrets of his future.
The Wilbur twin would have hung out on the edge of the clearing with other local visitors, just a quiet observer of this joyful life; he never imagined being seen as an equal by such prestigious figures. But his father confidently walked through the outer circle of onlookers to the center of the camp and warmly greeted the elderly woman, who, upon glancing up from her cooking, extended a gnarled hand for the money that would buy him insights into his future.
But Dave Cowan merely preened his beautiful yellow moustache at her and said, "How's business, Mother?" Whereupon she saw that Dave was not a villager to be wheedled by her patter. She recognized him, indeed, as belonging like herself to the freemasonry of them that know men and cities, and she spoke to him as one human to another.
But Dave Cowan just groomed his stunning yellow mustache and said, "How's business, Mom?" At that moment, she realized that Dave wasn’t someone from the village who could be swayed by her flattery. She recognized that he, like her, belonged to the exclusive group of people who understand both men and cities, and she talked to him as one person does to another.
"Business been pretty rotten here," she said as she stirred the kettle's contents. "Oh, we made two-three pretty good horse trades—nothing much. We go on to a bigger town to-morrow."
"Business has been pretty bad here," she said as she stirred the kettle. "Oh, we had a couple of decent trades—nothing significant. We're heading to a bigger town tomorrow."
A male gypsy in corduroy trousers and scarlet sash and calico shirt open on his brown throat came to the fire now, and the Wilbur twin admiringly noted that his father greeted this rare being, too, as an equal. The gypsy held beneath an arm a trim young gamecock feathered in rich browns and reds, with a hint of black, and armed with needle-pointed spurs. He stroked the neck of the bird and sat on his haunches with Dave before the fire to discuss affairs of the road; for he, too, divined at a glance that Dave was here but a gypsy transient, even though he spoke a different lingo.
A male gypsy wearing corduroy pants, a red sash, and an open calico shirt that revealed his brown throat approached the fire. The Wilbur twin noted with admiration that his father greeted this unique individual as an equal. The gypsy held a sleek young gamecock under his arm, its feathers a mix of rich browns and reds with a touch of black, and sharp needle-pointed spurs. He gently stroked the bird’s neck and sat down on his haunches with Dave before the fire to discuss life on the road; he could instantly tell that Dave was just a passing gypsy, even if they spoke different languages.
The Wilbur twin sat also on his haunches before the fire, and thrilled with pride as his father spoke easily of distant strange cities that the gypsies also knew; cities of the North where summer found them, and cities of the South to which they fared in winter. He had always been proud of his father, but never so proud as now, when he sat there talking to real gypsies as if they were no greater than any one. He was quite ashamed when the gypsies' dog, a gaunt, hungry-looking beast, narrowly escaped being eaten up by his own dog. But Frank, at the sheer verge of a deplorable offense, implicitly obeyed his master's command and forbore to destroy the gypsy mongrel. Again he flopped to his back at the interested approach of the other dog, held four limp paws aloft, and simpered at the stranger.
The Wilbur twin also sat on his haunches in front of the fire, feeling a surge of pride as his father casually talked about distant, strange cities that the gypsies knew as well; cities in the North where they spent the summer and cities in the South where they went in the winter. He had always been proud of his father, but never so much as now, while he was talking to real gypsies as if they were just like anyone else. He felt a bit embarrassed when the gypsies' dog, a skinny, hungry-looking creature, almost got eaten by his own dog. But Frank, on the edge of a big mistake, listened to his master’s command and didn’t attack the gypsy mutt. Again, he rolled onto his back as the other dog approached with interest, holding up four floppy paws and smiling at the newcomer.
Other gypsies, male and female, came to the group about the fire, and lively chatter ensued, a continuous flashing of white teeth and shaking of golden ear hoops and rattling of silver bracelets. The Wilbur twin fondly noted that his father knew every city the gypsies knew, and even told them the advantages of some to which they had not penetrated. He gathered this much of the talk, though much was beyond him. He kept close to his father's side when the latter took his leave of these new friends. He wanted these people to realize that he belonged to the important strange gentleman who had for a moment come so knowingly among them.
Other gypsies, both men and women, joined the group around the fire, and lively conversation erupted, with smiles flashing and golden earrings swaying while silver bracelets jingled. The Wilbur twin fondly noticed that his father was familiar with every city the gypsies knew and even shared insights about some places they hadn’t explored. He caught bits of the conversation, though a lot went over his head. He stayed close to his father when he said goodbye to these new friends, wanting them to see that he belonged to the important, intriguing man who had briefly engaged with them.
As they climbed out of the sheltering glade he was alive with a new design. Gypsies notoriously carried off desirable children; this was common knowledge in Newbern Center. So why wouldn't they carry off him, especially if he were right round there where they could find him easily? He saw himself and his dog forcibly conveyed away with the caravan—though he would not really resist—to a strange and charming life beyond the very farthest hills. He did not confide this to his father, but he looked back often. They followed a path and were soon on a bare ridge above the camp.
As they stepped out of the protective clearing, he was buzzing with a new idea. Everyone knew that gypsies often took away attractive kids; this was common knowledge in Newbern Center. So why wouldn't they take him, especially if he was close enough for them to spot? He imagined himself and his dog being swept up by the caravan—though he wouldn't really fight it—into a strange and delightful life beyond the distant hills. He didn't share this with his dad, but he kept glancing back. They followed a trail and soon found themselves on a bare ridge above the campsite.
Dave Cowan was already talking of other things, seeming not to have been ever so little impressed with his reception by these wondrous people, but he had won a new measure of his son's respect. Wilbur would have lingered here where they could still observe through the lower trees the group about the campfire, but Dave Cowan seemed to have had enough of gypsies for the moment, and sauntered on up the ridge, across an alder swale and out on a parklike space to rest against a fence that bounded a pasture belonging to the Whipple New Place. Across this pasture, in which the fat sorrel pony grazed and from which it regarded them from time to time, there was another grove of beech and walnut and hickory, and beyond this dimly loomed the red bulk of the Whipple house and outbuildings. There was a stile through the fence at the point where they reached it, and Dave Cowan idly lolled by this while the Wilbur twin sprawled in the scented grass at his feet. He well knew he should not be on the ground in his Sunday clothes. On the other hand, if the gypsies stole him they would not be so fussy as Winona about his clothes. None of them seemed to have Sunday clothes.
Dave Cowan was already talking about other things, seeming not even a little impressed with how these amazing people welcomed him, but he had gained a new level of respect from his son. Wilbur would have liked to stay where they could still see the group around the campfire through the lower trees, but Dave Cowan seemed to have had enough of the gypsies for now and strolled up the ridge, across a patch of alders, and onto a park-like area to lean against a fence that bordered the Whipple New Place's pasture. Across this pasture, where the plump sorrel pony grazed and occasionally looked their way, there was another grove of beech, walnut, and hickory trees, and beyond that loomed the red shape of the Whipple house and its outbuildings. There was a stile in the fence where they arrived, and Dave Cowan casually leaned against it while Wilbur sprawled in the fragrant grass at his feet. He knew he shouldn’t be on the ground in his Sunday clothes. However, if the gypsies took him, they wouldn’t be as particular as Winona about what he wore. None of them seemed to have Sunday clothes.
He again broached the suggestion about a gypsy wagon for himself and his father—and Frank, the dog—in which they could go far away, seeing all those strange cities and cooking their dinner over campfires. His father seemed to consider this not wholly impracticable, but there were certain disadvantages of the life, and there were really better ways. It seems you could be a gypsy in all essentials, and still live in houses like less adventurous people.
He brought up the idea again about getting a gypsy wagon for himself, his dad, and Frank, the dog, where they could travel far away, explore all those interesting cities, and cook their meals over campfires. His dad seemed to think this wasn’t completely impossible, but there were some downsides to that lifestyle, and there were actually better options. It seems you could embrace the gypsy life in all the important ways, but still live in houses like less adventurous folks.
"Trouble with them, they got no trade," said the wise Dave, "and out in all kinds of weather, and small-town constables telling them to move on, and all such. You learn a good loose trade, then you can go where you want to." A loose trade seemed to be one that you could work at any place; they always wanted you if you knew a loose trade like the printer's—or, "Now you take barbering," said Dave. "There's a good loose trade. A barber never has to look for work; he can go into any new town and always find his job. I don't know but what I'd just as soon be a barber as a printer. Some ways I might like it better. You don't have as much time to yourself, of course, but you meet a lot of men you wouldn't meet otherwise; most of 'em fools to be sure, but some of 'em wise that you can get new thoughts from. It's a cleaner trade than typesetting and fussing round a small-town print shop. Maybe you'll learn to be a good barber; then you can have just as good a time as those gypsies, going about from time to time and seeing the world."
"Trouble with them is, they don’t have any skills," said the wise Dave, "and they're out in all kinds of weather, with small-town cops telling them to move along, and all that stuff. You learn a good trade, and then you can go wherever you want." A “good trade” seemed to be one you could practice anywhere; they always needed you if you had a skill like printing—or, "Now take barbering," said Dave. "That's a solid trade. A barber never has to look for work; he can move to any new town and always find a job. I don’t know, I might just prefer being a barber over being a printer. In some ways, I might enjoy it more. Sure, you don’t have as much downtime, but you meet a ton of people you wouldn’t meet otherwise; most of them are idiots, but some are smart, and you can get new ideas from them. It’s a cleaner job than typesetting and messing around in a small-town print shop. Maybe you'll become a great barber; then you can have just as much fun as those gypsies, traveling around and seeing the world."
"Yes, sir," said the Wilbur twin, "and cutting people's hair with clippers like Don Paley clipped mine with."
"Yeah, sure," said the Wilbur twin, "and cutting people's hair with clippers like Don Paley used on mine."
"New York, Boston, Buffalo, Chicago, Omaha, Kansas City, Denver, San Antone," murmured Dave, and there was unction in his tone as he recited these advantages of a loose trade—"any place you like the looks of, or places you've read about that sound good—just going along with your little kit of razors, and not having to small-town it except when you want a bit of quiet."
"New York, Boston, Buffalo, Chicago, Omaha, Kansas City, Denver, San Antonio," Dave said softly, and his tone was filled with feeling as he listed the perks of a flexible trade—"any place you find appealing, or places you've read about that sound nice—just traveling with your small set of razors, and only staying in small towns when you want to relax."
They heard voices back of them. Dave turned about and Wilbur rose from the grass. Across the pasture came the girl, Patricia Whipple, followed at a little distance by Juliana. The latter was no longer in church garb, but in a gray tweed skirt, white blouse, and a soft straw hat with a flopping brim. There was a black ribbon about the hat and her stout shoes were of tan leather. The girl was bare-headed, and Don Paley's repair of yesterday's damage was noticeable. She came at a quickening pace, while Juliana followed slowly. Juliana looked severe and formidable. Never had her nose looked more the Whipple nose then when she observed Dave Cowan and his son at the stile. Yet she smiled humorously when she recognized the boy, and allowed the humour to reach his father when she glanced at him. Dave and Miss Juliana had never been formally presented. Dave had seen Juliana, but Juliana had had until this moment no sight of Dave, for though there was in Newbern no social prejudice against a craftsman, and Dave might have moved in its highest circles, he had chosen to consort with the frankly ineligible. He lifted his cap in a flourishing salute as Juliana and Patricia came through the stile.
They heard voices behind them. Dave turned around and Wilbur got up from the grass. The girl, Patricia Whipple, was walking across the pasture, followed a bit behind by Juliana. Juliana was no longer wearing her church clothes; instead, she had on a gray tweed skirt, a white blouse, and a soft straw hat with a floppy brim. There was a black ribbon around the hat, and her sturdy shoes were made of tan leather. The girl was bare-headed, and you could clearly see Don Paley's fix from yesterday's damage. She was walking faster, while Juliana moved slowly behind her. Juliana looked serious and intimidating. Her nose had never looked more like the Whipple nose than when she spotted Dave Cowan and his son at the stile. However, she smiled with humor when she recognized the boy and let that humor show when she looked at his father. Dave and Miss Juliana had never been formally introduced. Dave had seen Juliana, but until this moment, she hadn't seen him. Although there was no social bias against a craftsman in Newbern, and Dave could have mingled with the upper class, he had chosen to associate with those deemed ineligible. He lifted his cap in a grand salute as Juliana and Patricia came through the stile.
"And how are you to-day, my young friend?" asked Juliana of Wilbur in her calm, deep voice.
"And how are you today, my young friend?" Juliana asked Wilbur in her calm, deep voice.
The Wilbur twin said, "Very well, I thank you," striving instinctively to make his own voice as deep as Juliana's.
The Wilbur twin said, "Alright, thank you," instinctively trying to make his voice as deep as Juliana's.
The girl winked at him brazenly as they passed on.
The girl winked at him boldly as they walked by.
"Gypsies!" she called, exultantly, and Juliana swept him with a tolerant smile.
"Gypsies!" she called out, excitedly, and Juliana gave him a tolerant smile.
Dave Cowan watched them along the path to the ridge above the camp. Here they paused in most intelligible pantomime. Patricia Whipple wished to descend to the very heart of the camp, while Juliana could be seen informing the child that they were near enough. To make this definite she sat upon the bole of a felled oak beside the path while Patricia jiggled up and down in eloquent objection to the untimely halt. Dave read the scene and caressed his thick moustache with practiced thumb and finger. His glance was sympathetic.
Dave Cowan watched them along the path to the ridge above the camp. They paused in a clear pantomime. Patricia Whipple wanted to head down to the heart of the camp, while Juliana was seen telling the child that they were close enough. To make this clear, she sat on the trunk of a fallen oak beside the path, while Patricia bounced up and down in expressive objection to the unexpected stop. Dave observed the scene and stroked his thick mustache with practiced fingers. His gaze was sympathetic.
"The poor old maid!" he murmured. "All that Whipple money, and she has to be just a small-towner! Say, I bet no one has ever kissed that old girl since her mother died! None of these small-town hicks would ever have the nerve to. Yes, sir; any one's got a right to be sorry for that dame. If she had a little enterprise she'd branch out from here and meet a few people."
"The poor old maid!" he said softly. "All that Whipple money, and she still has to be just a small-town girl! I bet no one has kissed that old girl since her mother passed away! None of these small-town folks would ever have the guts to do it. Yeah, anyone would feel sorry for her. If she had a bit of ambition, she'd get out of here and meet some new people."
"Yes, sir," said Wilbur. "But that girl wants to go down to the camp."
"Yeah, sure," said Wilbur. "But that girl wants to head down to the camp."
This was plain. Patricia still danced, while Juliana remained firmly seated.
This was clear. Patricia kept dancing, while Juliana stayed firmly seated.
"I could go take her down," he continued.
"I could go take her down," he kept saying.
"Why don't you?" said his father, again stroking the golden moustache in sympathy for the unconscious Juliana.
"Why not?" his father replied, once again brushing his golden mustache in sympathy for the unaware Juliana.
So it befell that the Wilbur twin shyly approached the group by the felled tree, and the watching father saw the two children, after a moment's hesitancy on the part of Juliana, disappear from view over the crest of the ridge. Dave continued to loll by the stile and to watch the waiting Juliana, thinking of gypsies and the pure joy of wandering. He began to repeat some verses he had lately happened upon, murmuring them to a little mass of white clouds far off against the blue of the summer sky, where the pale bronze moon lonesomely hung. He liked the words and the moon and gypsies joyously foot-loose, and he again grew sympathetic for Juliana's small-town plight. He felt a large pagan tolerance for those warped souls pent in small towns.
So it happened that the Wilbur twin shyly approached the group by the fallen tree, and the watching father saw the two children, after a moment of hesitation from Juliana, disappear from sight over the crest of the hill. Dave continued to lounge by the stile and watch Juliana, thinking about gypsies and the pure joy of wandering. He began to recite some verses he had recently come across, murmuring them to a small cluster of white clouds far off against the blue of the summer sky, where the pale bronze moon hung lonesomely. He liked the words and the moon and the joyous, free-spirited gypsies, and he felt a deep sympathy for Juliana's small-town struggles. He had a strong sense of tolerance for those trapped souls living in small towns.
After twenty minutes of this he faintly heard a call from Juliana, sent after the children below her. He saw her stand to beckon commandingly and watch to see if she were obeyed. Then she turned and came slowly back up the path that would lead to the stile. Again Dave absently murmured his verses. Juliana approached the stile, walking briskly now. She was halted by surprising speech from this rather cheaply debonair creature who looked so nearly like a gentleman and yet so plainly was not.
After twenty minutes of this, he faintly heard Juliana calling for the kids below her. He saw her stand and gesture with authority, watching to see if they would obey. Then she turned and slowly walked back up the path that led to the stile. Dave absentmindedly muttered his verses again. Juliana reached the stile, walking quickly now. She was stopped by unexpected words from a rather cheap-looking smooth talker who seemed almost like a gentleman but was clearly not.
"Wanted to be off with 'em, didn't you?" Dave was saying brightly; "off and over the edge of the world, all foot-loose and free as wind, going over strange roads and lying by night under the stars."
"Wanted to get away from them, didn’t you?" Dave was saying cheerfully; "off and over the edge of the world, all carefree and free as the wind, traveling down new paths and sleeping at night under the stars."
"What?" demanded Juliana sharply.
"What?" Juliana asked sharply.
She studied the fellow's face for the first time. He was preening his yellow moustache and flashing a challenge to her from half-shut eyes.
She examined the guy's face for the first time. He was grooming his yellow mustache and giving her a challenging look from half-closed eyes.
"Small-towners bound to feel it," he continued, unconscious of any sharpness in Juliana's "What!" "They want to be off and over the edge of things, but they don't dare—haven't the nerve. You'd like to, but you don't dare. You know you don't!"
"People from small towns are definitely going to feel this," he continued, unaware of any irritation in Juliana's "What!" "They want to escape and go beyond everything, but they just don't have the courage. You want to, but you don’t have the guts. You know you don’t!"
Juliana almost smiled. The fellow's face, as she paused beside him at the stile, was set with sheer impudence, yet this was not wholly unattractive. And amazingly he now broke into verse:
Juliana almost smiled. The guy's face, as she stopped next to him at the gate, was filled with pure cheekiness, yet it was oddly appealing. And then, incredibly, he started to recite poetry:
We, too, shall steal upon the spring
We, too, will arrive at spring quietly.
With amber sails flown wide;
With amber sails fully raised;
Shall drop, some day, behind the moon,
Shall drop, someday, behind the moon,
Borne on a star-blue tide.
Carried on a star-blue wave.
He indicated the present moon with flourishing grace as he named it. Juliana did not gasp, but it might have been a gasp in one less than a Whipple. But the troubadour was not to be daunted. Juliana didn't know Dave Cowan as cities knew him.
He pointed to the current moon with dramatic flair as he named it. Juliana didn't gasp, but it could have been a gasp from someone with less poise than a Whipple. But the troubadour was undeterred. Juliana didn't know Dave Cowan the way cities did.
Enchanted ports we, too, shall touch;
Enchanted ports, we will also visit;
Cadiz or Cameroon;
Cadiz or Cameroon;
Nor other pilot need beside
Nor any other pilot needed.
A magic wisp of moon.
A magical wisp of moonlight.
Again he gracefully indicated our lunar satellite, and again Juliana nearly gasped.
Again he elegantly pointed to our moon, and once more Juliana almost gasped.
"Of course, you felt it all, watching those people. I don't blame you for feeling wild."
"Of course, you felt everything while watching those people. I don't blame you for feeling so intense."
Juliana lifted one of her stout tan boots toward the stile, and Dave with doffed cap extended a hand to assist her through. Juliana, dazed beyond a Whipple calm for almost the first time in her thirty years, found her own hand perforce upon his.
Juliana lifted one of her sturdy tan boots toward the stile, and Dave, with his cap off, reached out a hand to help her through. Juliana, feeling more confused than ever in her thirty years, found herself instinctively putting her hand in his.
"You poor thing!" concluded Dave with a swift glance to the ridge where the children had not yet appeared.
"You poor thing!" Dave finished, quickly glancing at the ridge where the kids still hadn’t shown up.
Then amazingly he enfolded the figure of the woman in his arms and upon her cold, appalled lips he imprinted a swift but accurate kiss.
Then, surprisingly, he wrapped his arms around the figure of the woman and pressed a quick but precise kiss on her cold, shocked lips.
"There, poor thing!" he murmured.
"There, poor thing!" he said.
He lavished one look upon the still frozen Juliana, replaced the cap upon his yellow hair, once more preened his moustache at her, and turned away to meet the oncoming children. And in his glance Juliana retained still the wit to read a gay, cherishing pity. As he turned away she sank limply against the fence, her first sensation being all of wonder that she had not cried out at this monstrous assault. And very clearly she knew at once that she had not cried out or made any protest because, though monstrous, it was even more absurd. A seasoned sense of humour had not failed.
He gave one look at the completely frozen Juliana, put the cap back on his blonde hair, adjusted his mustache at her, and turned to greet the approaching children. In his glance, Juliana could still see a playful, caring pity. As he walked away, she slumped against the fence, her first thought being a mix of surprise that she hadn't shouted during this outrageous encounter. And she immediately realized she hadn't yelled or protested because, even though it was outrageous, it was also incredibly absurd. Her well-developed sense of humor hadn't let her down.
The guilty man swaggered on to meet the children, not looking back. For him the incident was closed. Juliana, a hand supporting her capable chin, steadily regarded his swaying shoulders and the yellow hair beneath his cap. In her nostrils was the scent of printer's ink and pipe tobacco. She reflectively rubbed her chin, for it had been stung with a day-old beard that pricked like a nettle. Now she was recalling another woodland adventure of a dozen years before here in this same forest.
The guilty man strutted over to meet the kids, not glancing back. For him, the incident was over. Juliana, one hand propping up her chin, steadily watched his swaying shoulders and the blonde hair peeking out from under his cap. She could smell printer's ink and pipe tobacco in the air. She absentmindedly rubbed her chin, which had been scratched by his stubble that felt like a nettle. Now she was remembering another forest adventure from a dozen years ago right here in this same woods.
Dave Cowan had been wrong when he said that no one had kissed her since her mother died. Once on a winter's day, when she was sixteen, she had crossed here, bundled in a red cloak and hood, and a woodchopper, a merry, laughing foreigner who spoke no English, had hailed her gayly, and she had stopped and gayly tried to understand him, and knew only that he was telling her she was beautiful. She at least had thought it was that, and was certain of it when he had seized and kissed her, laughing joyously the while. She had not told any one of that, but she had never forgotten. And now this curious creature, whom she had not supposed to be gallantly inclined—unshaven, smelling of printer's ink and tobacco!
Dave Cowan had been wrong when he said that no one had kissed her since her mother died. Once, on a winter's day when she was sixteen, she had crossed this path, bundled in a red cloak and hood. A woodchopper, a cheerful foreigner who didn't speak any English, had called out to her happily, and she had stopped, trying to understand him. She knew he was telling her she was beautiful. At least, she thought that’s what it was, and she was sure of it when he had grabbed her and kissed her, laughing joyfully the whole time. She hadn’t told anyone about it, but she had never forgotten. And now this odd guy, who she never expected to be flirtatious—unshaven and smelling of printer's ink and tobacco!
"I'm coming on!" said Juliana aloud, and laughed rather grimly.
"I'm coming on!" Juliana said aloud, laughing a bit grimly.
She watched her prankling blade meet the children and go off down the ridge with his son, still not looking back. She thought it queer he did not look back at her just once. She soothed her chin again, sniffing the air.
She watched her playful blade connect with the children and head down the hill with his son, still not looking back. She thought it was strange that he didn’t glance back at her even once. She rested her chin again, taking in the scent in the air.
Patricia Whipple came leaping up the path, excited with an imminent question. She halted before the still-reflective Juliana and went at once to the root of her matter.
Patricia Whipple came running up the path, eager with an urgent question. She stopped in front of the quietly thoughtful Juliana and immediately got to the heart of her issue.
"Cousin Juliana, what did that funny man kiss you for?"
"Cousin Juliana, why did that silly guy kiss you?"
This time Juliana in truth did gasp. There was no suppressing it.
This time, Juliana actually gasped. She couldn't hold it back.
"Patricia Whipple—and did that boy see it, too?"
"Patricia Whipple—and did that kid see it, too?"
"No, he was too far behind me. But I did. I saw it. I was looking right at you, and that funny man—all at once he grabbed you round your waist and he—"
"No, he was too far behind me. But I did. I saw it. I was looking right at you, and that weird guy—all of a sudden he grabbed you around your waist and he—"
"Patricia, dear, listen! We must promise never to say anything about it—never to anybody in the world—won't we, dear?"
"Patricia, sweetheart, listen up! We have to promise never to mention it—never to anyone in the world—right?"
"Oh, I won't tell if you don't want me to, but what——"
"Oh, I won't say anything if you don't want me to, but what——"
"You promise me—never to tell a soul!"
"You promise me—not to tell anyone!"
"Of course! I promise—cross my heart and hope to die—but what did he do it for?"
"Of course! I promise—cross my heart and hope to die—but what did he do it for?"
Juliana tried humorous evasion.
Juliana tried a funny dodge.
"Men, my dear, are often tempted by women to such lengths—tempted beyond their strength. Your question isn't worded with all the tact in the world. Is it so strange that a man should want to kiss me?"
"Men, my dear, are often led on by women to such extremes—led beyond their limits. Your question isn't phrased with the most sensitive touch. Is it really so unusual that a man would want to kiss me?"
"Well, I don't know"—Patricia became judicial, scanning the now flushed countenance of Juliana—"I don't see why not. But what did he do it for?"
"Well, I don't know," Patricia said, taking on a serious tone as she looked closely at Juliana's now red face. "I don't see why not. But what was his reason for it?"
"My dear, you'll be honest with me, and never tell; so I'll be honest with you. I don't know—I really don't know. But I have an awful suspicion that the creature meant to be kind to me."
"My dear, you'll be honest with me and never say a word; so I'll be honest with you. I don’t know—I really don’t know. But I have a terrible feeling that the creature intended to be kind to me."
"He looks like a kind man. And he's the father of the boy that I wore his clothes yesterday when I was running away, and the father of that other boy that was with him and that I'm going to have one of for my very own brother, because Harvey D. and grandpa said something of that kind would have to be done, so what relation will that make us to this man that was so kind to you?"
"He seems like a nice guy. And he’s the father of the boy whose clothes I wore yesterday when I was running away, and the father of that other boy who was with him. I’m going to have one of those for my very own brother because Harvey D. and grandpa said something like that would need to be done. So, what would that make us to this guy who was so nice to you?"
"None whatever," said Juliana, shortly. "And never forget your promise not to tell. Come, we must go back."
"Not at all," Juliana said curtly. "And don’t forget your promise not to say anything. Come on, we need to head back."
They went on through the pasture. The shadows had lengthened and the moon already glowed a warmer bronze. Juliana glanced at it and murmured indistinctly.
They walked through the field. The shadows had grown longer, and the moon was already shining a warmer bronze. Juliana glanced at it and murmured softly.
"What is it?" asked Patricia.
"What is it?" Patricia asked.
"Nothing," said Juliana. But she had been asking herself: "I wonder where he gets his verses?"
"Nothing," Juliana said. But she had been wondering, "Where does he get his verses?"
Her hand went again to her chin.
Her hand went back to her chin.
CHAPTER V
Dave Cowan went down the ridge to the road, disregarding his gypsy friends. He trod the earth with a ruffling bravado. The Wilbur twin lingered as far behind as he dared, loitering provocatively in the sight of the child stealers. If they meant to do anything about it now was their chance. But no violence was offered him, and presently, far beyond the camp where the fire still burned, he was forced to conclude that they could not mean to carry him off. Certainly they were neglecting a prize who had persistently flaunted himself at them. They notably lacked enterprise.
Dave Cowan headed down the ridge to the road, ignoring his gypsy friends. He walked confidently with a swagger. The Wilbur twin stayed back as far as he could, hanging around in plain sight of the child stealers. If they planned to do something, now was their chance. But no one threatened him, and soon, well beyond the camp where the fire still flickered, he realized they didn’t intend to take him. It was clear they were overlooking a target who had consistently drawn attention to himself. They really lacked initiative.
Down over the grassy slope of West Hill they went, the boy still well in the rear; you never could tell what might happen; and so came to Fair Street across shadows that lay long to the east. Newbern was still slumberous. Smoke issued from a chimney here and there, but mostly the town would partake of a cold supper. The boy came beside his father, with Frank, the dog, again on his leash of frayed rope. Dave Cowan was reciting to himself:
Down the grassy slope of West Hill they went, the boy still trailing behind; you never knew what could happen; and they reached Fair Street, crossing over shadows that stretched long to the east. Newbern was still sleepy. Smoke came from a chimney here and there, but mostly the town was settling in for a cold supper. The boy walked alongside his father, with Frank, the dog, back on his frayed rope leash. Dave Cowan was mumbling to himself:
Enchanted ports we, too, shall touch;
We, too, shall visit magical ports;
Cadiz or Cameroon—
Cadiz or Cameroon—
Then he became conscious of the silent boy at his side, stepping noiselessly with bare feet.
Then he noticed the quiet boy next to him, walking silently with bare feet.
"Life is funny," said Dave.
"Life is funny," said Dave.
"Yes, sir," said Wilbur.
"Yes, sir," Wilbur replied.
"Of course there's a catch in it somewhere."
"Of course there’s a catch in there somewhere."
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir."
"That old girl back there, that old maid, she'll have to small-town it all her life. I feel sorry for her, I do."
"That woman back there, that single woman, she'll have to live her whole life in this small town. I genuinely feel sorry for her."
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir."
But the sorrowing father now began to whistle cheerfully. His grief had not overborne him. A man who would call Judge Penniman Old Flapdoodle and question the worth of Matthew Arnold's acquaintance was not to be long downcast at the plight of one woman. And he had done what man could for her.
But the grieving father started to whistle happily. His sadness hadn’t completely overwhelmed him. A man who called Judge Penniman Old Flapdoodle and doubted the value of knowing Matthew Arnold wasn’t going to stay upset over one woman’s situation. And he had done everything he could for her.
They came to River Street, the street of shops, deserted and sleeping back of drawn curtains. Only the shop of Solly Gumble seemed to be open for trade. This was but seeming, however, for another establishment near by, though sealed and curtained as to front, suffered its rear portal to yawn most hospitably. This was the place of business of Herman Vielhaber, and its street sign concisely said, "Lager Bier Saloon."
They arrived at River Street, the shopping street, which was empty and quiet behind closed curtains. Only Solly Gumble's shop appeared to be open for business. However, that was just an illusion, because another nearby establishment, although closed off in the front, had its back door wide open. This was Herman Vielhaber’s bar, and its sign simply read, "Lager Beer Saloon."
Dave Cowan turned into the alley just beyond Solly Gumble's, then up another alley that led back of the closed shops, and so came to the back door of this refectory. It stood open, and from the cool and shadowy interior came a sourish smell of malt liquors and the hum of voices. They entered and were in Herman Vielhaber's pleasant back room, with sanded floor and a few round tables, at which sat half a dozen men consuming beer from stone mugs or the pale wine of Herman's country from tall glasses.
Dave Cowan turned into the alley just past Solly Gumble's, then up another alley that led behind the closed shops, and arrived at the back door of the café. It was open, and from the cool, shadowy interior came a tangy smell of malt beverages and the buzz of conversation. They walked in and found themselves in Herman Vielhaber's cozy back room, featuring a sanded floor and a few round tables, where about six men were drinking beer from stone mugs or the light wine from Herman's homeland from tall glasses.
Herman was a law-abiding citizen. Out of deference to a sacred and long-established American custom he sealed the front of his saloon on the Sabbath; out of deference to another American custom, equally long established, equally sacred, he received his Sabbath clientèle at the rear—except for a brief morning interval when he and Minna, his wife, attended service at the Lutheran church. Herman's perhaps not too subtle mind had never solved this problem of American morals—why his beverages should be seemly to drink on all days of the week, yet on one of them seemly but if taken behind shut doors and shielding curtains. But he adhered conscientiously to the American rule. His Lutheran pastor had once, in an effort to clear up the puzzle, explained to him that the Continental Sunday would never do at all in this land of his choice; but it left Herman still muddled, because fixed unalterably in his mind was a conviction that the Continental Sunday was the best of all Sundays. Nor was there anything the least clandestine in this backdoor trade of Herman's on the Sabbath. One had but to know the path to his door, and at this moment Newbern's mayor, old Doctor Purdy, sat at one of Herman's tables and sipped from a stone mug of beer and played a game of pinochle with stout, red-bearded Herman himself, overlooked by Minna, who had brought them their drink.
Herman was a law-abiding citizen. Out of respect for a traditional and well-established American custom, he closed the front of his saloon on Sundays; out of respect for another American custom, equally old and sacred, he welcomed his Sunday customers at the back—except for a brief morning break when he and his wife Minna attended service at the Lutheran church. Herman's perhaps not-so-subtle mind had never figured out this issue of American morals—why his drinks were perfectly fine to enjoy any day of the week, but on one particular day they were only acceptable behind closed doors and hidden curtains. Still, he dutifully followed the American rules. His Lutheran pastor had once tried to clarify the confusion by explaining that the Continental Sunday wouldn’t work at all in his chosen land; however, this left Herman still confused because he firmly believed that the Continental Sunday was the best of all Sundays. There was nothing at all secretive about Herman’s backdoor business on Sundays. One only needed to know the way to his door, and at that moment, Newbern’s mayor, old Doctor Purdy, was sitting at one of Herman’s tables, sipping from a stone mug of beer and playing a game of pinochle with stout, red-bearded Herman himself, while Minna attended to them with their drinks.
This was another thing about Herman's place that Newbern understood in time. When he had begun business some dozen years before, and it was known that Minna came downstairs from their living rooms above the saloon and helped to serve his patrons, the scandal was high. It was supposed that only a woman without character could, for any purpose whatever, enter a saloon. But Herman had made it plain that into the sort of saloon he conducted any woman, however exalted, could freely enter. If they chose not to, that was their affair. And Minna had in time recovered a reputation so nearly lost at first news of her service here.
This was another thing about Herman's place that Newbern realized over time. When he started the business about twelve years ago, and it became known that Minna came downstairs from their living quarters above the bar to help serve customers, there was a lot of gossip. People assumed that only a woman with no respect could ever step foot in a bar. But Herman made it clear that any woman, no matter her background, could walk into the kind of bar he ran without any judgment. If they decided not to, that was their choice. In time, Minna managed to rebuild a reputation that had almost been completely ruined by the initial gossip about her working here.
Herman, indeed, ran a place of distinction, or at least of tone. He did sell the stronger drinks, it is true, but he sold them judiciously, and much preferred to sell the milder ones. He knew his patrons, and would stubbornly not sell drink, even beer or wine, to one he suspected of abusing the stuff. As for rowdyism, it was known far and wide about Newbern that if you wanted to get thrown out of Herman's quick you had only to start some rough stuff, or even talk raw. It was said he juggled you out the door like you were an empty beer keg. Down by the riverside was another saloon for that sort of thing, kept by Pegleg McCarron, who would sell whisky to any one that could buy, liked rough stuff and with his crutch would participate in it.
Herman really ran a classy place, or at least a refined one. He did serve strong drinks, that's true, but he was careful about it and preferred to sell the milder options. He knew his regulars well and would stubbornly refuse to serve anyone he thought might abuse alcohol, even beer or wine. As for rowdiness, it was known all around Newbern that if you wanted to get kicked out of Herman's quickly, all you had to do was start causing trouble or even just speak disrespectfully. They said he would toss you out like you were an empty beer keg. Down by the riverside, there was another bar for that kind of behavior, run by Pegleg McCarron, who would sell whiskey to anyone with cash, enjoyed the chaos, and would join in using his crutch.
When Herman decided that a customer was spending too much money for drink, that customer had to go to Pegleg's if he bought more. And now the mayor at the little table connived at a flagrant breach of the law he had sworn to uphold, quaffing beer from his mug and melding a hundred aces as casually as if it were a week-day.
When Herman decided that a customer was spending too much money on drinks, that customer had to go to Pegleg's if they bought more. And now the mayor at the small table overlooked a blatant violation of the law he had promised to enforce, drinking beer from his mug and casually playing a hundred aces as if it were just a regular day.
The other men at the little tables were also of the substantial citizenry of Newbern, including the postmaster, the editor of the Advance, and Rapp, Senior, of Rapp Brothers, Jewellery. The last two were arguing politics and the country's welfare. Rapp, Senior, believed and said that the country was going to the dogs, because the rich were getting richer and the poor were getting poorer. The editor of the Advance disputed this, and the postmaster intervened to ask if Rapp, Senior, had seen what our exports of wheat and cotton were lately. Rapp, Senior, said he didn't care anything about that—it was the interests he was down on. Herman Vielhaber, melding eighty kings, said it was a good rich-man's country, but also a good poor-man's country, because where could you find one half as good—not in all Europe—and he now laid down forty jacks, which he huskily called "yacks."
The other guys at the small tables were also part of Newbern's solid community, including the postmaster, the editor of the Advance, and Rapp, Senior, from Rapp Brothers Jewellery. The last two were arguing about politics and the country's future. Rapp, Senior, believed and stated that the country was going downhill because the rich were getting richer and the poor were getting poorer. The editor of the Advance disagreed, and the postmaster jumped in to ask if Rapp, Senior, had seen our recent exports of wheat and cotton. Rapp, Senior, said he didn't care about that—it was the interests he criticized. Herman Vielhaber, mixing up eighty kings, said it was a great country for the rich, but also a good place for the poor, because where else could you find one half as good—not in all of Europe—and he then laid down forty jacks, which he hoarsely called "yacks."
Dave Cowan greeted the company and seated himself at a vacant table.
Dave Cowan welcomed the group and took a seat at an empty table.
"Pull up a chair, Buzzer, and we'll drink to the life force—old electricity or something."
"Grab a seat, Buzzer, and we'll toast to the life force—old electricity or something."
"Yes, sir," said Wilbur, and seated himself.
"Yes, sir," Wilbur said as he took a seat.
Minna left the pinochle game to attend upon them. She was plump and pink-faced, with thick yellow hair neatly done. A broad white apron protected her dress of light blue.
Minna left the pinochle game to take care of them. She was plump and had a rosy face, with thick yellow hair neatly styled. A wide white apron protected her light blue dress.
"A stein of Pilsener, Minna," said Dave, "and for the boy, let's see. How would you like, a nice cold bottle of pop, Doctor?"
"A pint of Pilsener, Minna," Dave said, "and for the kid, how about a nice cold bottle of soda, Doctor?"
"Yes, sir," said Wilbur. "Strawberry pop."
"Sure thing," said Wilbur. "Strawberry soda."
Herman looked up from his game, though in the midst of warm utterance in his native tongue at the immediate perverse fall of the cards.
Herman looked up from his game, even as he was expressing himself in his native language about the frustrating turn of the cards.
"I guess you git the young one a big glass milk, mamma—yes? Better than pop for young ones. Pop is belly wash."
"I guess you give the young one a big glass of milk, mom—right? It's better than soda for kids. Soda is just sugar water."
"Yes, ma'am," said Wilbur to Minna, though he would have preferred the pop by reason of its colour and its vivacious prickling; and you could have milk at home.
"Yes, ma'am," Wilbur said to Minna, although he would have preferred the soda because of its color and its lively fizz; after all, you could have milk at home.
"And I tell you, Minna," said Dave. "Bread and butter and cheese, lots of it, rye bread and pumpernickel and Schweitzerkase and some pickles and radishes, nicht wahr?"
"And I tell you, Minna," said Dave. "Bread and butter and cheese, a lot of it, rye bread and pumpernickel and Swiss cheese and some pickles and radishes, right?"
"Yes," said Minna, "all!" and moved on to the bar. But Dave detained her.
"Yeah," said Minna, "everything!" and walked over to the bar. But Dave stopped her.
"Minna!"
"Hey, Minna!"
She stopped and turned back to him.
She paused and looked back at him.
"You will?"
"Are you?"
"Sprechen sie Deutsch, Minna?"
"Do you speak German, Minna?"
"Ja—yes—why not? I should think I do. I always could. Why couldn't I?"
"Yeah—sure—why not? I guess I can. I always have been able to. Why can't I?"
She went on her mission, grumbling pettishly. Why shouldn't she speak her own language? What did the man think? He must be a joker!
She went on her mission, complaining irritably. Why shouldn’t she speak her own language? What did the guy think? He must be joking!
"Mamma!" Herman called again. "Git also the young one some that apfel kuchen. You make it awful good."
"Mom!" Herman called again. "Get the young one some of that apple cake. You make it really good."
"Yes," called Minna from the bar. "I git it. For why wouldn't I speak my own language, I like to know?"
"Yeah," shouted Minna from the bar. "I get it. Why wouldn’t I speak my own language? I want to know!"
Dave Cowan's jest was smouldering faintly within her. She returned presently with the stein of beer and a glass of milk, and went, still muttering, for the food that had been commanded. She returned with this, setting bread and butter and cheese before them, and a blue plate whose extensive area was all but covered with apple cake, but now she no longer muttered in bewilderment. She confronted the jester, hands upon hips, her doll eyes shining with triumph.
Dave Cowan's joke was still lingering in her mind. She came back shortly with a mug of beer and a glass of milk, still grumbling as she went to get the food that had been ordered. When she returned with it, she placed bread, butter, and cheese in front of them, along with a blue plate that was almost completely filled with apple cake, but she no longer muttered in confusion. She faced the jokester, hands on her hips, her doll-like eyes sparkling with triumph.
"Hah! Now, mister, I ask you something good like you ask me. You git ready! Sprechen sie English?"
"Hah! Now, mister, I'm going to ask you something good, just like you asked me. You get ready! Do you speak English?"
Dave Cowan affected to be overcome with confusion, while Minna laughed loud and long at her sally. Herman laughed with her, his head back and huge red beard lifted from his chest.
Dave Cowan pretended to be completely confused, while Minna laughed heartily at her joke. Herman laughed along with her, his head thrown back and his big red beard lifted off his chest.
"She got you that time, mister!" he called to Dave. "Mamma's a bright one, give her a minute so she gits herself on the spot!"
"She got you this time, man!" he shouted at Dave. "Mom's smart, just give her a minute to get herself together!"
"Ja! Sprechen sie English?" taunted Minna again, for a second relish of her repartee. Effusively, in her triumph, she patted the cheek of the Wilbur twin. "Ja! I could easy enough give your poppa as good like he sent, yes? Sprechen sie English, nicht wahr?"
"Yeah! Do you speak English?" taunted Minna again, enjoying her clever comeback. In her triumph, she enthusiastically patted the cheek of the Wilbur twin. "Yeah! I could easily give your dad what he sent, right? Do you speak English, isn't that right?"
Again her bulk trembled with honest mirth, and while this endured she went to the ice box and brought a bone for Frank, the dog. Frank fell upon it with noisy gurgles.
Again her body shook with genuine laughter, and while this lasted she went to the fridge and got a bone for Frank, the dog. Frank pounced on it with loud gurgling sounds.
Dave Cowan affected further confusion at each repetition of Minna's stinging retort; acted it so convincingly that the victor at length relented and brought a plate of cookies to the table.
Dave Cowan caused even more confusion every time Minna's sharp comeback was repeated; he played it so convincingly that eventually the winner softened and brought a plate of cookies to the table.
"I show you who is it should be foolish in the head!" she told him triumphantly.
"I'll show you who's being foolish!" she told him triumphantly.
"You got me, Minna—I admit it."
"You got me, Minna—I admit it."
The victim pretended to be downcast, and ate his bread and cheese dejectedly. Minna went to another table to tell over the choice bit.
The victim acted sad and ate his bread and cheese gloomily. Minna moved to another table to share the juicy details.
The Wilbur twin ate bread and cheese and looked with interest about the room. The tables and woodwork were dark, the walls and ceiling also low in tone. But there were some fine decorative notes that stood brightly out. On one wall was a lovely gold-framed picture in which a young woman of great beauty held back a sumptuous curtain revealing a castle on the Rhine set above a sunny terrace of grapevines. On the opposite wall was a richly coloured picture of a superb brewery. It was many stories in height; smoke issued from its chimneys, and before it stood a large truck to which were hitched two splendid horses. The truck was being loaded with the brewery's enlivening product. The brewery was red, the truck yellow, the horses gray, and the workmen were clad in blue, and above all was a flawless sky of blue. It was a spirited picture, and the Wilbur twin was instantly enamoured of it. He wished he might have seen this yesterday, when he was rich. Maybe Mr. Vielhaber would have sold it. He thought regretfully of Winona's delight at receiving the beautiful thing to hang on the wall of the parlour, a fit companion piece to the lion picture. But he had spent his money, and this lovely thing could never be Winona's.
The Wilbur twin ate bread and cheese and looked around the room with interest. The tables and woodwork were dark, and the walls and ceiling were also muted in tone. However, there were some beautiful decorative touches that stood out brightly. On one wall was a lovely gold-framed painting of a stunning young woman holding back a lavish curtain, revealing a castle on the Rhine above a sunny terrace of grapevines. On the opposite wall was a vividly colored painting of an impressive brewery. It was many stories tall, with smoke billowing from its chimneys, and in front of it was a large truck hitched to two magnificent horses. The truck was being loaded with the brewery's refreshing product. The brewery was red, the truck yellow, the horses gray, and the workmen were dressed in blue, all beneath a perfect blue sky. It was a lively painting, and the Wilbur twin was instantly captivated by it. He wished he could have seen it yesterday, when he was wealthy. Maybe Mr. Vielhaber would have sold it. He thought sadly about Winona's joy at receiving such a beautiful piece to hang in the parlor, a perfect companion to the lion picture. But he had spent his money, and this lovely artwork could never be Winona's.
Discussion of world affairs still went forward between Rapp, Senior, and the Advance editor. Even in that day the cost of living was said to be excessive, and Rapp, Senior, though accounting for its rise by the iniquity of the interests, submitted that the cost of women's finery was what kept the world poor.
Discussion of world affairs continued between Rapp, Senior, and the Advance editor. Even back then, people said the cost of living was too high, and Rapp, Senior, while explaining its increase by the wrongdoing of the powerful, argued that the expense of women's luxury items was what kept the world in poverty.
"It's women's tomfool dressing keeps us all down. Look what they pay for their silks and satins and kickshaws and silly furbelows! That's where the bulk of our money goes: bonnets and high-heeled slippers and fancy cloaks. Take the money spent for women's foolish truck and see what you'd have!" Rapp, Senior, gazed about him, looking for contradiction.
"It's women's silly clothing that holds us back. Just look at how much they spend on their silks and satins and trendy little things! That's where most of our money goes: bonnets and high-heeled shoes and fancy cloaks. Take the money wasted on women's ridiculous stuff and see what you'd have!" Rapp, Senior, looked around, searching for someone to disagree with him.
"He's right," said Dave Cowan. "He's got the truth of it. But, my Lord! Did you ever think what women would be without all that stuff? Look what it does for 'em! Would you have 'em look like us? Would you have a beautiful woman wear a cheap suit of clothes like Rapp's got on, and a hat bought two years ago? Not in a thousand years! We dress 'em up that way because we like 'em that way."
"He's right," said Dave Cowan. "He knows what's true. But, my God! Have you ever thought about what women would be like without all that stuff? Look at how it enhances them! Would you want them to look like us? Would you want a gorgeous woman wearing a cheap suit like the one Rapp has on, and a hat that's two years old? Not a chance! We dress them up like that because we love how it looks."
Rapp, Senior, dusted the lapel of his coat, tugged at his waistcoat to straighten it, and closely regarded a hat that he had supposed beyond criticism.
Rapp, Senior, brushed off his coat's lapel, pulled at his waistcoat to straighten it, and carefully examined a hat he thought was flawless.
"That's all right," he said, "but look where it gets us!"
"That's fine," he said, "but see where it leads us!"
Presently the discussion ended—Rapp, Senior, still on the note of pessimism and in the fell clutch of the interests—for the debaters must go blamelessly home to their suppers. Only the mayor remained at his game with Herman, his gray, shaven old face bent above his cards while he muttered at them resentfully. Dave Cowan ate his bread and cheese with relish and invoked another stein of beer from Minna, who vindictively flung her jest at him again as she brought it.
Currently, the discussion came to a close—Rapp, Senior, still stuck in a pessimistic mood and trapped by the interests—since the debaters had to head home for dinner without any blame. Only the mayor stayed at the table with Herman, his gray, clean-shaven face leaning over his cards as he grumbled at them resentfully. Dave Cowan enjoyed his bread and cheese and called for another stein of beer from Minna, who playfully tossed a joke at him again as she carried it over.
The Wilbur twin had eaten his apple cake and was now eating the cookies, taking care to drop no crumbs on the sanded floor. After many cookies dusk fell and he heard the church bells ring for evening worship. But no one heeded them. The game drew to an excited finish, while Dave Cowan, his pipe lighted, mused absently and from time to time quoted bits of verse softly to himself:
The Wilbur twin had eaten his apple cake and was now munching on the cookies, making sure not to drop any crumbs on the sanded floor. After several cookies, dusk came, and he heard the church bells ringing for evening worship. But no one paid attention to them. The game was coming to an exciting finish, while Dave Cowan, with his pipe lit, thought absently and occasionally whispered bits of poetry to himself.
Enchanted ports we, too, shall touch;
We, too, will visit enchanted ports;
Cadiz or Cameroon—
Cadiz or Cameroon—
The game ended with an explosion of rage from the mayor. The cards had continued perverse for him. He pushed his soft black hat back from his rumpled crest of gray hair and commanded Minna Vielhaber to break a municipal ordinance which had received his official sanction. Herman cheerily combed his red beard and scoffed at his late opponent.
The game ended with an outburst of anger from the mayor. The cards were still working against him. He pushed his soft black hat back from his messy gray hair and ordered Minna Vielhaber to break a city ordinance that he had officially approved. Herman happily combed his red beard and mocked his late opponent.
"It makes dark," Minna reminded him. "You should have light."
"It gets dark," Minna reminded him. "You should have a light."
Herman lighted two lamps suspended above the tables. Then he addressed the Wilbur twin, now skillfully prolonging the last of his cookies.
Herman lit two lamps hanging above the tables. Then he turned to the Wilbur twin, who was now expertly stretching out the last of his cookies.
"Well, young one, you like your bread and cheese and milk and cookies and apfel kuchen, so? Well, I tell you—come here. I show you something fine."
"Well, kid, you like your bread, cheese, milk, cookies, and apple pie, right? Come here. I’ll show you something nice."
He went to the front room, where the bar was, and the Wilbur twin expectantly followed. He had learned that these good people produced all manner of delights. But this was nothing to eat. The light from the lamps shone over the partition between back room and front, and there in a spacious cage beside the wall was a monkey, a small, sad-eyed creature with an aged, wrinkled face all but human. He crouched in a corner and had been piling wisps of straw upon his reverend head.
He went to the front room where the bar was, and the Wilbur twins eagerly followed him. He had discovered that these nice people offered all kinds of treats. But this wasn’t something to eat. The light from the lamps illuminated the partition between the back room and the front, and there in a large cage against the wall was a monkey, a small, sad-eyed creature with an old, wrinkled face that looked almost human. He crouched in a corner, piling strands of straw on his wise-looking head.
"Gee, gosh!" exclaimed the Wilbur twin, for he had expected nothing so rare as this.
"Wow!" exclaimed the Wilbur twin, as he had not expected anything as unusual as this.
The monkey at sight of Herman became animated, leaping again and again the length of the cage and thrusting between its bars a hairy forearm and a little, pinkish, human hand.
The monkey, upon seeing Herman, got excited, jumping repeatedly along the length of the cage and sticking its hairy forearm and a small, pinkish human hand through the bars.
"You like him, hey?" said Herman.
"You like him, right?" said Herman.
"Gee, gosh!" again exclaimed the Wilbur twin in sheer delight.
"Wow!" the Wilbur twin exclaimed again in pure delight.
"It's Emil his name is," said Herman. "You want out, Emil, hey?"
"It's Emil, that's his name," said Herman. "You want to get out, Emil, huh?"
He unclasped the catch of a door, and Emil leaped to the crook of his arm, where he nestled, one hand securely grasping a fold of Herman's beard.
He unlatched the door, and Emil jumped into the crook of his arm, where he settled in, one hand firmly holding onto a bit of Herman's beard.
"Ouch, now, don't pull them whiskers!" warned Herman. "See how he knows his good friend! But he shake hands like a gentleman. Emil, shake hands nicely with this young one." The monkey timidly extended a paw and the entranced Wilbur shook it. "Come," said Herman. "I let you give him something."
“Ouch, don’t pull those whiskers!” warned Herman. “Look how he recognizes his good friend! But he shakes hands like a gentleman. Emil, shake hands properly with this young one.” The monkey shyly extended a paw, and the fascinated Wilbur shook it. “Come,” said Herman. “I’ll let you give him something.”
They went to the back room, Emil still stoutly grasping the beard of his protector.
They went to the back room, Emil still firmly holding onto the beard of his protector.
"Now," said Herman, "you give him a nice fat banana. Mamma, give the young one a banana to give to Emil."
"Now," said Herman, "you give him a nice big banana. Mom, give the kid a banana to give to Emil."
The banana was brought and the Wilbur twin cautiously extended it. Emil, at sight of the fruit, chattered madly and tried to leap for it. He appeared to believe that this strange being meant to deprive him of it. He snatched it when it was thrust nearer, still regarding the boy with dark suspicion. Then he deftly peeled the fruit and hurriedly ate it, as if one could not be—with strangers about—too sure of one's supper.
The banana was brought, and the Wilbur twin cautiously reached out for it. Emil, seeing the fruit, went crazy and tried to jump for it. He seemed to think that this unfamiliar person was trying to take it away from him. He grabbed it when it was held out closer, still looking at the boy with dark suspicion. Then he quickly peeled the fruit and ate it rapidly, as if one couldn't be too sure about their food with strangers around.
The monkey moved Dave Cowan to lecture again upon the mysteries of organic evolution.
The monkey caused Dave Cowan to give another talk about the mysteries of organic evolution.
"About three hundred million years difference between those two," he said, indicating Herman and his pet with a wave of the calabash. "And it's no good asking whether it's worth while, because we have to go on and on. That little beast is your second cousin, Herman."
"About three hundred million years' difference between those two," he said, pointing at Herman and his pet with a wave of the gourd. "And it doesn't matter if it's worth it or not, because we just have to keep going. That little creature is your second cousin, Herman."
"I got a Cousin Emil in the old country," said Minna, "but he ain't lookin' like this last time I seen him. I guess you're foolish in the head again."
"I have a cousin Emil back in the old country," Minna said, "but he doesn't look like this the last time I saw him. I guess you're being foolish again."
"He came out of the forest and learned to stand up, to walk without using his hands, and he got a thumb, and pretty soon he was able to be a small-town mayor or run a nice decent saloon and argue about politics."
"He emerged from the forest and learned how to stand up, to walk without using his hands, and he developed a thumb. Before long, he was capable of being a small-town mayor or managing a decent saloon and debating politics."
"Hah, that's a good one!" said Herman. "You hear what he says, Emil?"
"Haha, that's a good one!" said Herman. "Did you hear what he said, Emil?"
The beast looked up from his banana, regarding them from eyes unutterably sad.
The beast looked up from his banana, watching them with eyes that were incredibly sad.
"See?" said Dave. "That's the life force, and for a minute it's conscious that it's only a monkey."
"See?" said Dave. "That's the life force, and for a moment it knows that it's just a monkey."
They became silent under Emil's gaze of acute pathos—human life aware of its present frustration. Then suddenly Emil became once more an animated and hungry monkey with no care but for his food.
They fell quiet under Emil's intense gaze—humanity aware of its current frustration. Then, all at once, Emil transformed back into an energetic and hungry monkey, only concerned about his food.
"There," said Dave. "I ask you, isn't that the way we do? Don't we stop to think sometimes and get way down, and then don't we feel hungry and forget it all and go to eating?"
"There," said Dave. "I ask you, isn't that how we operate? Don't we pause and reflect sometimes, get really low, and then forget all that and just dive into eating?"
"Sure, Emil is sensible just like us," said Minna.
"Of course, Emil is reasonable just like us," Minna said.
"But there's some catch about the whole thing," said Dave. "Say, Doc, what do you think life is, anyway?"
"But there's something off about the whole thing," said Dave. "Hey, Doc, what do you think life is, anyway?"
Purdy scanned the monkey with shrewd eyes, and grinned.
Purdy looked at the monkey with sharp eyes and smiled.
"I only know what it is physiologically," he said. "Physiologically, life is a constant force rhythmically overcoming a constant resistance."
"I only know what it is physiologically," he said. "Physiologically, life is a constant force rhythmically overcoming a constant resistance."
"Pretty good," said Dave, treasuring the phrase. "The catch must be right there—it always does overcome the constant resistance."
"Pretty good," Dave said, valuing the phrase. "The challenge must be right there—it always manages to overcome the constant resistance."
"When it can't in one plant," said Purdy, "it dismantles it and builds another, making improvements from time to time."
"When it can't in one plant," Purdy said, "it takes it apart and builds another, making improvements along the way."
"Think what it's had to do," said Dave, "to build Herman from a simple, unimproved plant like Emil! Herman's a great improvement on Emil."
"Think about what it took," said Dave, "to develop Herman from a basic, unrefined setup like Emil! Herman's a huge upgrade from Emil."
"My Herman has got a soul," said Minna, stoutly—"monkeys ain't."
"My Herman has a soul," Minna said firmly—"monkeys don’t."
Dave Cowan and Purdy exchanged a tolerant smile. They were above arguing that outworn thesis. Dave turned to his son.
Dave Cowan and Purdy shared a patient smile. They were above debating that outdated argument. Dave turned to his son.
"Anyway, Buzzer, if you ever get discouraged, remember we were all like that once, and cheer up. Remember your ancestry goes straight back to one of those, and still back of that—"
"Anyway, Buzzer, if you ever feel down, just remember we all went through that at some point, and brighten up. Keep in mind your roots trace back to one of those, and even further back—"
"To the single cell of protoplasm," said Purdy.
"To the single cell of protoplasm," said Purdy.
"Beyond that," said Dave, "to star dust."
"Beyond that," Dave said, "to stardust."
"Yes, sir," said Wilbur.
"Yes, sir," Wilbur replied.
"Foolish in the head," said Minna. "You think you know things better than the reverent what preaches at the Lutheran church! He could easy enough tell you what you come from. My family was in Bavaria more than two hundred years, and was not any monkeys."
"Foolish in the head," Minna said. "You think you know things better than the preacher at the Lutheran church! He could easily tell you where you come from. My family has been in Bavaria for over two hundred years and we aren't any monkeys."
"Maybe Emil he got a soul, too, like a human," remarked Herman.
"Maybe Emil has a soul too, just like a human," Herman said.
"You bet he has," said Dave Cowan, firmly—"just like a human."
"You bet he does," said Dave Cowan, firmly—"just like a human."
"You put him to bed," directed Minna. "He listen to such talk and go foolish also in the head."
"You put him to bed," Minna instructed. "He listens to that kind of talk and gets foolish in the head too."
The Wilbur twin watched Emil put to bed, then followed his father out into the quiet, starlit streets. He was living over again an eventful afternoon. They reached the Penniman porch without further talk. Dave Cowan sat with his guitar in the judge's chair and lazily sounded chords and little fragments of melody. After a time the Pennimans and the Merle twin came from church. The Wilbur twin excitedly sought Winona, having much to tell her. He drew her beside him into the hammock, and was too eager for more than a moment's dismay when she discovered his bare feet, though he had meant to put on shoes and stockings again before she saw him.
The Wilbur twin watched Emil get tucked in, then followed his dad out into the quiet, starry streets. He was reliving an eventful afternoon. They reached the Penniman porch without saying much. Dave Cowan sat in the judge's chair with his guitar, casually playing chords and bits of melody. After a while, the Pennimans and the Merle twin returned from church. The Wilbur twin excitedly looked for Winona, eager to share everything. He pulled her next to him in the hammock and was too excited to care when she noticed his bare feet, even though he had intended to put on shoes and socks before she saw him.
"Barefooted on Sunday!" said Winona in tones of prim horror.
"Barefoot on Sunday!" exclaimed Winona in a tone of shocked disapproval.
"It was so hot," he pleaded; "but listen," and he rushed headlong into his narrative.
"It was so hot," he begged; "but listen," and he jumped right into his story.
His father knew gypsies, and had been to Chicago and Omaha and—and Cadiz and Cameroon—and he was sorry for Miss Juliana Whipple because she was a small-towner and no one had ever kissed her since her mother died; and if ever gypsies did carry him off he didn't want any one to worry about him or try to get him back; and the Vielhabers were very nice people that kept a nice saloon; and Mrs. Vielhaber had given him lots of apple cake that was almost like an apple pie, but without any top on it; and they had a lovely picture that would look well beside the lion picture, but it would probably cost too much money; and they had a monkey, a German monkey, that was just like a little old man; and once, thousands of years ago, when the Bible was going on, we were all monkeys and lived in trees, but a constant force made us stand and walk like people.
His dad knew gypsies and had traveled to Chicago, Omaha, Cadiz, and Cameroon. He felt sorry for Miss Juliana Whipple because she was from a small town and no one had kissed her since her mom passed away. If gypsies ever took him away, he didn’t want anyone to worry about him or try to bring him back. The Vielhabers were really nice people who ran a great bar, and Mrs. Vielhaber had given him a lot of apple cake that was almost like apple pie but without the top. They had a beautiful picture that would look great next to the lion picture, but it probably would cost too much. They also had a monkey, a German monkey, who was just like a little old man. Once, thousands of years ago, back when the Bible was being written, we were all monkeys living in trees, but a constant force caused us to stand and walk like people.
To Winona this was a shocking narrative, and she wished to tell Dave Cowan that he was having a wretched influence upon the boy, but Dave was now singing "In the Gloaming," and she knew he would merely call her Madame la Marquise, the toast of all the court, or something else unsuitable to a Sabbath evening. She tried to convey to the Wilbur twin that sitting in a low drinking saloon at any time was an evil thing.
To Winona, this was a shocking story, and she wanted to tell Dave Cowan that he was having a terrible influence on the boy, but Dave was now singing "In the Gloaming," and she knew he would just call her Madame la Marquise, the toast of the court, or something else inappropriate for a Sunday evening. She tried to communicate to the Wilbur twin that sitting in a low drinking saloon at any time was a bad idea.
"Anyway," said he, protestingly, "you say I should always learn something, and I learned about us coming up from the monkeys."
"Anyway," he said in protest, "you say I should always learn something, and I learned that we came from monkeys."
"Why, Wilbur Cowan! How awful! Have you forgotten everything you ever learned at Sunday-school?"
"Wilbur Cowan! That’s terrible! Have you forgotten everything you learned at Sunday school?"
"But I saw the monkey," he persisted, "and my father said so, and Doctor Purdy said so."
"But I saw the monkey," he insisted, "and my dad said so, and Dr. Purdy said so."
Winona considered.
Winona thought about it.
"Even so," she warned him, "even if we did come up from the lower orders, the less said about it the better."
"Still," she warned him, "even if we did come from the lower classes, it's better not to talk about it."
He had regarded his putative descent without prejudice; he was sorry that Winona should find scandal in it.
He had looked at his supposed background without bias; he felt bad that Winona would see it as scandalous.
"Well," he remarked to relieve her, "anyway, there's some catch in it. My father said so."
"Well," he said to ease her mind, "either way, there's something off about it. My dad mentioned that."
CHAPTER VI
Wilber Cowan went off to bed, only a little concerned by this new-found flaw in his ancestry. He would have thought it more important could he have known that this same Cowan ancestry was under analysis at the Whipple New Place.
Wilber Cowan went to bed, a bit worried about this new issue with his family background. He would have thought it was more significant if he had known that this same Cowan lineage was being examined at the Whipple New Place.
There the three existing male Whipples sat about a long, magazine-littered table in the library and smoked and thought and at long intervals favoured one another with fragmentary speech. Gideon sat erect in his chair or stood before the fireplace, now banked with ferns; black-clad, tall and thin and straight in the comely pleasance of his sixty years, his face smoothly shaven, his cheekbones jutting above depressed cheeks that fell to his narrow, pointed chin, his blue eyes crackling far under the brow, high and narrow and shaded with ruffling gray hair, still plenteous. His ordinary aspect was severe, almost saturnine; but he was wont to destroy this effect with his thin-lipped smile that broke winningly over small white teeth and surprisingly hinted an alert young man behind these flickering shadows of age. When he sat he sat gracefully erect; when he stood to face the other two, or paced the length of the table, he stood straight or moved with supple joints. He was smoking a cigar with fastidious relish, and seemed to commune more with it than with his son or his brother. Beside Sharon Whipple his dress seemed foppish.
There the three existing male Whipples sat around a long table cluttered with magazines in the library, smoking, thinking, and occasionally engaging in brief conversations. Gideon sat upright in his chair or stood by the fireplace, now surrounded by ferns; tall, thin, and straight at sixty, he had a smoothly shaven face, prominent cheekbones above sunken cheeks that tapered down to a narrow, pointed chin. His blue eyes sparkled from beneath a high, narrow brow, framed by ruffled gray hair that was still plentiful. His normal appearance was serious, almost grim, but he often broke this with a thin-lipped smile that revealed small white teeth and surprisingly hinted at a lively young man beneath the signs of age. When he sat, he did so with graceful posture; when he stood to face the other two or walked the length of the table, he remained straight or moved with fluidity. He was smoking a cigar with careful enjoyment, seeming to connect more with it than with his son or brother. Next to Sharon Whipple, his outfit looked quite flashy.
Sharon, the round, stout man, two years younger than Gideon, had the same blue eyes, but they looked from a face plump, florid, vivacious. There was a hint of the choleric in his glance. His hair had been lighter than Gideon's, and though now not so plentiful, had grayed less noticeably. His fairer skin was bedizened with freckles; and when with a blunt thumb he pushed up the outer ends of his heavy eye-brows or cocked the thumb at a speaker whose views he did not share, it could be seen that he was the most aggressive of the three men. Sharon notoriously lost his temper. Gideon had never been known to lose his. Sharon smoked and lolled carelessly in a Morris chair, one short, stout arm laid along its side, the other carelessly wielding the cigar, heedless of falling ashes. Beside the careful Gideon he looked rustic.
Sharon, the round, stocky guy, two years younger than Gideon, had the same blue eyes, but they came from a chubby, rosy, lively face. There was a hint of anger in his gaze. His hair had been lighter than Gideon's, and although it was thinner now, it had grayed less noticeably. His lighter skin was dotted with freckles; and when he pushed up the outer ends of his thick eyebrows with a blunt thumb or pointed with his thumb at someone whose opinions he didn’t agree with, it showed he was the most combative of the three men. Sharon was known for losing his temper. Gideon, on the other hand, was never known to lose his. Sharon smoked and lounged lazily in a Morris chair, one short, stocky arm resting on the armrest, the other casually holding the cigar, not caring about the falling ashes. Next to the meticulous Gideon, he looked rough around the edges.
Harvey D., son of Gideon, worriedly paced the length of the room. His eyes were large behind thick glasses. He smoked a cigarette gingerly, not inhaling its smoke, but ridding himself of it in little puffs of distaste. His brown beard was neatly trimmed, and above it shone his forehead, pale and beautifully modelled under the carefully parted, already thinning, hair that was arranged in something almost like ringlets on either side. He was neat-faced. Of the three men he carried the Whipple nose most gracefully. His figure was slight, not so tall as his father's, and he was garbed in a more dapper fashion. He wore an expertly fitted frock coat of black, gray trousers faintly striped, a pearl-gray cravat skewered by a pear-headed pin, and his small feet were incased in shoes of patent leather. He was arrayed as befitted a Whipple who had become a banker.
Harvey D., son of Gideon, anxiously paced back and forth in the room. His large eyes were magnified by thick glasses. He smoked a cigarette cautiously, not inhaling but exhaling tiny puffs of distaste. His brown beard was neatly trimmed, and above it, his forehead shone, pale and well-defined, under the carefully parted, already thinning hair that was styled almost like ringlets on either side. He had a neat face. Of the three men, he carried the Whipple nose with the most elegance. His build was slim, shorter than his father's, and his style was more fashionable. He wore a well-tailored black frock coat, faintly striped gray trousers, a pearl-gray cravat held in place by a pear-headed pin, and his small feet were clad in patent leather shoes. He was dressed as suited a Whipple who had become a banker.
Gideon, his father, achieved something of a dapper effect in an old-fashioned manner, but no observer would have read him for a banker; while Sharon, even on a Sunday evening, in loose tweeds and stout boots, was but a country gentleman who thought little about dress, so that one would not have guessed him a banker—rather the sort that makes banking a career of profit.
Gideon, his father, managed to pull off a stylish look in a traditional way, but anyone observing him wouldn't have mistaken him for a banker. Meanwhile, Sharon, even on a Sunday evening, in relaxed tweeds and sturdy boots, came across as just a country gentleman who didn’t care much about his appearance, so you wouldn’t have guessed he was a banker—more like someone who sees banking as a way to make money.
Careful Harvey D., holding a cigarette carefully between slender white fingers, dressed with studious attention, neatly bearded, with shining hair curled flatly above his pale, wide forehead, was the one to look out from behind a grille and appraise credits. He never acted hastily, and was finding more worry in this moment than ever his years of banking had cost him. He walked now to an ash tray and fastidiously trimmed the end of his cigarette. With the look of worry he regarded his father, now before the fireplace after the manner of one enjoying its warmth, and his Uncle Sharon, who was brushing cigar ash from his rumpled waistcoat to the rug below.
Careful Harvey D., holding a cigarette delicately between his slender white fingers, dressed with thoughtful attention, neatly bearded, with shiny hair slicked flat against his pale, broad forehead, was the one peering out from behind a grille to evaluate credits. He never rushed his decisions and was feeling more anxiety in this moment than all his years in banking had ever brought him. He walked over to an ashtray and meticulously trimmed the end of his cigarette. With a worried look, he watched his father, now standing by the fireplace enjoying its warmth, and his Uncle Sharon, who was brushing cigar ash off his rumpled waistcoat onto the rug below.
"It's no light thing to do," said Harvey D. in his precise syllables.
"It's not an easy thing to do," said Harvey D. in his clear words.
The others smoked as if unhearing. Harvey D. walked to the opposite wall and straightened a picture, The Reading of Homer, shifting its frame precisely one half an inch.
The others smoked as if they didn’t notice. Harvey D. walked to the opposite wall and straightened a picture, The Reading of Homer, adjusting its frame exactly half an inch.
"It is overchancy." This from Gideon after a long silence.
"It’s too risky." This from Gideon after a long silence.
Harvey D. paused in his walk, regarded the floor in front of him critically, and stooped to pick up a tiny scrap of paper, which he brought to the table and laid ceremoniously in the ash tray.
Harvey D. stopped walking, looked at the floor in front of him critically, and bent down to pick up a tiny piece of paper, which he brought to the table and placed ceremoniously in the ashtray.
"Overchancy," he repeated.
"Overchancy," he said again.
"Everything overchancy," said Sharon Whipple after another silence, waving his cigar largely at life. "She's a self-headed little tike," he added a moment later.
"Everything's so uncertain," said Sharon Whipple after another pause, gesturing with his cigar at life. "She's a headstrong little kid," he added a moment later.
"Self-headed!"
"Self-directed!"
Harvey D. here made loose-wristed gestures meaning despair, after which he detected and put in its proper place a burned match beside Sharon's chair.
Harvey D. made weak, flailing gestures that showed his despair, and then he noticed a burned match and carefully placed it next to Sharon's chair.
"A bright boy enough!" said Gideon after another silence, during which Harvey D. had twice paced the length of the room, taking care to bring each of his patent-leather toes precisely across the repeated pattern in the carpet.
"A bright enough kid!" said Gideon after another pause, during which Harvey D. had walked back and forth across the room twice, making sure to step each of his shiny patent-leather shoes right on the repeating pattern in the carpet.
"Other one got the gumption, though," said Sharon.
"One of them had the guts, though," said Sharon.
"Oh, gumption!" said Harvey D., as if this were no rare gift. All three smoked again for a pregnant interval.
"Oh, come on!" said Harvey D., as if this were no big deal. All three smoked again for a long moment.
"Has good points," offered Gideon. "Got all the points, in fact. Good build, good skin, good teeth, good eyes and wide between; nice manners, polite, lively mind."
"Has good points," said Gideon. "In fact, he has all the points. Great build, nice skin, good teeth, good eyes, and they're nice and wide; has good manners, is polite, and has an active mind."
"Other one got the gumption," mumbled Sharon, stubbornly. They ignored him.
"Another one had the guts," Sharon mumbled stubbornly. They ignored him.
"Head on him for affairs, too," said Harvey D. He went to a far corner of the room and changed the position of an immense upholstered chair so that it was equidistant from each wall. "Other one—hear he took all his silver and spent it foolishly—must have been eight or nine dollars—this one wanted to save it. Got some idea about the value of money."
"Be direct with him about the situation as well," said Harvey D. He walked to a far corner of the room and repositioned a huge upholstered chair so that it was an equal distance from each wall. "The other guy—I heard he spent all his silver on stupid things—must have been eight or nine dollars—this one wants to hold onto it. He understands the value of money."
"Don't like to see it show too young," submitted Sharon.
"Don't like to see it looking too young," Sharon said.
"Can't show too young," declared Harvey D.
"Can't show too young," said Harvey D.
"Can't it?" asked Sharon, mildly.
"Can’t it?" Sharon asked, mildly.
"Bright little chap—no denying that," said Gideon. "Bright as a new penny, smart as a whip. Talks right. Other chap mumbles."
"Smart little guy—can’t argue with that," said Gideon. "Bright as a shiny new penny, quick-witted. Speaks clearly. The other guy mumbles."
"Got the gumption, though." Thus Sharon once more.
"Got the guts, though." That’s what Sharon said again.
Long silences intervened after each speech in this dialogue.
Long pauses followed each speech in this dialogue.
"Head's good," said Harvey D. "One of those long heads like father's. Other one's head is round."
"Head's good," said Harvey D. "One of those long heads like Dad's. The other one's head is round."
"My own head is round." This was Sharon. His tone was plaintive.
"My head is round." This was Sharon. His tone was sad.
"Of course neither of them has a nose," said Gideon.
"Of course, neither of them has a nose," Gideon said.
He meant that neither of the twins had a nose in the Whipple sense, but no comment on this lack seemed to be required. It would be unfair to expect a true nose in any but born Whipples.
He meant that neither of the twins had a nose in the Whipple sense, but no comment on this lack seemed necessary. It would be unfair to expect a real nose in anyone except those born Whipples.
Gideon Whipple from before the fireplace swayed forward on his toes and waved his half-smoked cigar.
Gideon Whipple leaned forward on his toes by the fireplace and waved his half-smoked cigar.
"The long and short of it is—the Whipple stock has run low. We're dying out."
"The bottom line is—the Whipple stock is running low. We're running out."
"Got to have new blood, that's sure," said Sharon. "Build it up again."
"New blood is definitely needed," Sharon said. "Let’s rebuild it."
"I'd often thought of adopting," said Harvey D., "in the last two years," he carefully added.
"I've often thought about adopting," said Harvey D., "in the last two years," he carefully added.
"This youngster," said Gideon; "of course we should never have heard of him but for Pat's mad adventure, starting off with God only knows what visions in her little head."
"This kid," said Gideon, "we would have never heard about him if it weren't for Pat's crazy adventure, setting out with who knows what ideas in her little head."
"She'd have gone, too," said Sharon, dusting ashes from his waistcoat to the rug. "Self-headed!"
"She would have gone, too," said Sharon, brushing ashes off his waistcoat and onto the rug. "So self-centered!"
"She demands a brother," resumed Gideon, "and the family sorely needs she should have one, and this youngster seems eligible, and so—" He waved his cigar.
"She wants a brother," continued Gideon, "and the family really needs her to have one, and this kid seems suitable, so—" He waved his cigar.
"There really doesn't seem any other way," said Harvey D. at the table, putting a disordered pile of magazines into neat alignment.
"There really doesn't seem to be any other way," said Harvey D. at the table, straightening a messy stack of magazines into a neat pile.
"What about pedigree?" demanded Sharon. "Any one traced him back?"
"What about his background?" Sharon asked. "Has anyone looked into his history?"
"I believe his father is here," said Harvey D.
"I think his dad is here," said Harvey D.
"I know him," said Sharon. "A mad, swearing, confident fellow, reckless, vagrant-like. A printer by trade. Looks healthy enough. Don't seem blemished. But what about his father?"
"I know him," Sharon said. "He’s a wild, cursing, self-assured guy, careless and a bit of a drifter. He's a printer by profession. He looks fine, no visible flaws. But what about his dad?"
"Is the boy's mother known?" asked Harvey D.
"Is the boy's mom known?" asked Harvey D.
"Easy to find out," said Gideon. "Ask Sarah Marwick," and he went to the wall and pushed a button. "Sarah knows the history of every one, scandalous and otherwise."
"Easy to find out," said Gideon. "Just ask Sarah Marwick," and he went to the wall and pushed a button. "Sarah knows the story of everyone, scandalous and otherwise."
Sarah Marwick came presently to the door, an austere spinster in black gown and white apron. Her nose, though not Whipple in any degree, was still eminent in a way of its own, and her lips shut beneath it in a straight line. She waited.
Sarah Marwick soon arrived at the door, a serious spinster in a black dress and white apron. Her nose, while not particularly pronounced, stood out in its own way, and her lips were pressed together in a firm line. She waited.
"Sarah," said Gideon, "do you know a person named Cowan? David Cowan, I believe it is."
"Sarah," Gideon said, "do you know someone named Cowan? I think it's David Cowan."
Sarah's mien of professional reserve melted.
Sarah's professional attitude softened.
"Do I know Dave Cowan?" she challenged. "Do I know him? I'd know his hide in a tanyard."
"Do I know Dave Cowan?" she asked defiantly. "Do I know him? I'd recognize him anywhere."
"That would seem sufficient," remarked Gideon.
"That seems good enough," Gideon said.
"A harum-scarum good-for-nothing—no harm in him. A great talker—make you think black is white if you listen. Don't stay here much—in and out, no one knows where to. Says the Center is slow. What do you think of that? I guess we're fast enough for most folks."
"A reckless good-for-nothing—no harm done. A great talker—he'll make you believe anything if you listen. Doesn’t stick around much—in and out, no one knows where to. Says the Center is slow. What do you think about that? I think we're fast enough for most people."
"What about his father?" said the stock-breeding Sharon. "Know anything about who he was?"
"What about his father?" asked the livestock farmer Sharon. "Do you know anything about who he was?"
"Lord, yes! Everybody round here used to know old Matthew Cowan. Lived up in Geneseo, where Dave was born, but used to come round here preaching. Queer old customer with a big head. He wasn't a regular preacher; he just took it up, being a carpenter by trade—like our Lord Jesus, he used to say in his preaching. He had some outlandish kind of religion that didn't take much. He said the world was coming to an end on a certain day, and folks had better prepare for it, but it didn't end when he said it would; and he went back to carpentering week-days and preaching on the Lord's Day; and one time he fell off a roof and hit on his head, and after that he was outlandisher than ever, and they had to look after him. He never did get right again. They said he died writing a telegram to our Lord on the wall of his room. This Dave Cowan, he argued about religion with the Reverend Mallet right up in the post office one day. He'll argue about anything! He's audacious!"
"Sure! Everyone around here used to know old Matthew Cowan. He lived in Geneseo, where Dave was born, but he would come here to preach. He was a strange guy with a big head. He wasn't a regular preacher; he just picked it up, being a carpenter by trade—like our Lord Jesus, he would say in his sermons. He had some bizarre kind of religion that didn't catch on much. He claimed the world was going to end on a specific day, and people needed to get ready for it, but when that day came, nothing happened; he just went back to carpentry during the week and preached on Sundays. One time, he fell off a roof and landed on his head, and after that, he was even weirder, and they had to take care of him. He never got back to normal. They said he died while writing a telegram to our Lord on the wall of his room. This Dave Cowan argued about religion with Reverend Mallet right at the post office one day. He'll argue about anything! He's bold!"
"But the father was all right till he had the fall?" asked Harvey D. "I mean he was healthy and all that?"
"But the dad was fine until he fell, right?" asked Harvey D. "I mean, he was healthy and everything?"
"Oh, healthy enough—big, strong old codger. He used to say he could cradle four acres of grain in a day when he was a boy on a farm, or split and lay up three hundred and fifty rails. Strong enough."
"Oh, healthy enough—big, strong old guy. He used to say he could cradle four acres of grain in a day when he was a kid on a farm or split and stack three hundred and fifty rails. Strong enough."
"And this David Cowan, his son—he married someone from here?"
"And this David Cowan, his son—did he marry someone from here?"
"Her that was Effie Freeman and her mother was a Penniman, cousin to old Judge Penniman. A sweet, lovely little thing, Effie was, too, just as nice as you'd want to meet, and so—"
"Her name was Effie Freeman, and her mother was a Penniman, cousin to old Judge Penniman. Effie was a sweet, lovely little girl, just as nice as you could hope to meet, and so—"
"Healthy?" demanded Sharon.
"Is this healthy?" demanded Sharon.
"Healthy enough till she had them twins. Always puny after that. Took to her bed and passed on when they was four. Dropped off the tree of life like an overfruited branch, you might say. Winona and Mis' Penniman been mothers to the twins ever since."
"She was healthy enough until she had those twins. She was always weak after that. She took to her bed and passed away when they were four. You could say she fell off the tree of life like a branch that was too full of fruit. Winona and Mrs. Penniman have been the twins' mothers ever since."
"The record seems to be fairly clear," said Gideon.
"The record seems to be pretty clear," said Gideon.
"If he hasn't inherited that queer streak for religion," said Harvey D., foreseeing a possible inharmony with what Rapp, Senior, would have called the interests.
"If he hasn't inherited that strange trait for religion," said Harvey D., anticipating a possible conflict with what Rapp, Senior, would have called the interests.
"Thank you, Sarah—we were just asking," said Gideon.
"Thanks, Sarah—we were just asking," Gideon said.
"You're welcome," said Sarah, withdrawing. She threw them a last bit over her shoulder. "That Dave Cowan's an awful reader—reads library books and everything. Some say he knows more than the editor of the Advance himself."
"You're welcome," Sarah said as she stepped back. She tossed them one last comment over her shoulder. "That Dave Cowan's a terrible reader—reads library books and all. Some people say he knows more than the editor of the Advance himself."
They waited until they heard a door swing to upon Sarah.
They waited until they heard a door open for Sarah.
"Other has the gumption," said Sharon. But this was going in a circle. Gideon and Harvey D. ignored it as having already been answered.
"Other has the nerve," Sharon said. But this was going in circles. Gideon and Harvey D. ignored it as if it had already been addressed.
"Well," said Harvey D., "I suppose we should call it settled."
"Well," said Harvey D., "I guess we should consider it settled."
"Overchancy," said Gideon, "but so would any boy be. This one is an excellent prospect, sound as a nut, bright, well-mannered."
"Too much luck," said Gideon, "but any boy would be the same. This one is a great option, solid as a rock, smart, and well-behaved."
"He made an excellent impression on me after church to-day," said Harvey D. "Quite refined."
"He really impressed me after church today," said Harvey D. "Very sophisticated."
"Re-fined," said Sharon, "is something any one can get to be. It's manners you learn." But again he was ignored.
"Refined," Sharon said, "is something anyone can become. It's about the manners you learn." But once again, he was ignored.
"Something clean and manly about him," said Harvey D. "I should like him—like him for my son."
"There's something clean and strong about him," said Harvey D. "I would like him—like him as my son."
"Has it occurred to either of you," asked Gideon, "that this absurd father will have to be consulted in such a matter?"
"Have either of you thought," Gideon asked, "that this ridiculous father will need to be consulted about this issue?"
"But naturally!" said Harvey D. "An arrangement would have to be made with him."
"But of course!" said Harvey D. "We'd need to set something up with him."
"But has it occurred to you," persisted Gideon, "that he might be absurd enough not to want one of his children taken over by strangers?"
"But have you thought," Gideon continued, "that he might be crazy enough not to want one of his kids taken in by strangers?"
"Strangers?" said Harvey D. in mild surprise, as if Whipples could with any justice be thus described.
"Strangers?" Harvey D. said, slightly surprised, as if Whipples could genuinely be called that.
Gideon, however, was able to reason upon this.
Gideon, however, was able to think this through.
"He might seem both at first, I dare say; but we can make plain to him the advantages the boy would enjoy. I imagine they would appeal to him. I imagine he would consent readily."
"He might seem like both at first, I would say; but we can clearly explain to him the benefits the boy would have. I think they would catch his interest. I believe he would agree easily."
"Oh, but of course," said Harvey D. "The father is a nobody, and the boy, left to himself, would probably become another nobody, without training, without education, without advantages. The father would know all this."
"Oh, of course," said Harvey D. "The father is a nobody, and the boy, on his own, would likely end up as another nobody, without training, education, or advantages. The father must know this."
"Perhaps he doesn't even know he is a nobody," suggested Sharon.
"Maybe he doesn't even realize he's a nobody," Sharon suggested.
"I think we can persuade him," said Harvey D., for once not meaning precisely what his words would seem to mean.
"I think we can convince him," said Harvey D., not really meaning exactly what his words sounded like.
"I hope so," said Gideon, "Pat will be pleased."
"I hope so," said Gideon, "Pat will be happy."
"I shall like to have a son," said Harvey D., frankly wistful.
"I would like to have a son," said Harvey D., openly wishing for one.
"Other one has the gumption," said Sharon, casting a final rain of cigar ash upon the abused rug at his feet.
"That one has the guts," Sharon said, letting the last bit of cigar ash fall onto the worn rug at his feet.
"The sands of the Whipple family were running out—we renew them," said Gideon, cheerily.
"The Whipple family's luck was running out—we're here to change that," said Gideon, cheerfully.
CHAPTER VII
The ensuing week was marked for the Cowan-Penniman household by sensational developments. To Dave Cowan on Monday morning, standing at his case in the Advance office, nimbly filling his stick with type, following the loosely written copy turned in by Sam Pickering, the editor, had portentously come a messenger from the First National Bank to know if Mr. Cowan could find it convenient that day to give Harvey D. Whipple a few moments of his time. Dave's business life had hitherto not included any contact with bankers; he had simply never been in a bank. The message left him not a little disturbed.
The following week was eventful for the Cowan-Penniman household. On Monday morning, Dave Cowan was at his desk in the Advance office, quickly filling his stick with type from the loosely written copy submitted by the editor, Sam Pickering. A messenger from the First National Bank had ominously arrived, asking if Mr. Cowan could spare a few moments that day to talk with Harvey D. Whipple. Up until now, Dave had never dealt with bankers; he had never even been inside a bank. The message left him feeling quite unsettled.
The messenger, Julius Farrow, a bookkeeper, could answer no questions. He knew only that Harvey D. had been very polite about it, and if Dave couldn't find it convenient to-day he was to say when he might find it convenient to have a conference. Dave felt relieved at hearing the word "conference." A mere summons to a strange place like a bank might be sinister, but a polite invitation to a conference at his convenience was different. He put down his half-filled stick. He had been at work on the Advance locals for the Wednesday paper, two and three-line items to tell of the trivial going and coming of nobodies which he was wont to set up with an accompaniment of satirical comment on small-town activities. He had broken off in the midst of perpetuating in brevier type the circumstance that Adelia May Simsbury was home from normal school over Sunday to visit her parents, Rufus G. Simsbury and wife, north of town.
The messenger, Julius Farrow, a bookkeeper, couldn't answer any questions. He only knew that Harvey D. had been very polite about it, and if Dave couldn't make it today, he should say when he would be available for a meeting. Dave felt relieved at hearing the word "meeting." A simple call to a strange place like a bank could be suspicious, but a polite invitation to meet at his convenience was different. He put down his half-written article. He had been working on the Advance locals for the Wednesday paper, putting together short items about the trivial comings and goings of nobody special, which he usually accompanied with satirical comments on small-town life. He had paused in the middle of writing about the fact that Adelia May Simsbury was home from normal school over the weekend to visit her parents, Rufus G. Simsbury and his wife, north of town.

Julius looked puzzled, but offered no comment. Dave doffed his green eye-shade and his apron of striped ticking, hastily dampened his hands in the tin washbasin and wiped them on a roller towel rich in historic associations. He spent a moment upon his hair before a small, wavy, and diagonally cracked mirror, put on his blue cutaway coat and his derby hat and called, "Back in five minutes, Sam," casually into the open door of another room, where Sam Pickering wrestled with a fearless editorial on the need of better street lighting. It seemed to Dave that five minutes would amply suffice for any talk a banker might be needing with him.
Julius looked confused but said nothing. Dave took off his green visor and striped apron, quickly dampened his hands in the tin washbasin, and dried them on a well-used roller towel. He spent a moment fixing his hair in front of a small, wavy mirror with a diagonal crack, put on his blue cutaway coat and derby hat, and casually called, "Be back in five minutes, Sam," into the open door of another room, where Sam Pickering was busy tackling a bold editorial about the need for better street lighting. Dave figured that five minutes would be more than enough time for any conversation a banker might want to have with him.
In the back office of the First National Bank he was presently ensconced at a shining table of mahogany across from Harvey D. Whipple and his father—the dubious trousers and worn shoes hidden beneath the table so that visibly he was all but well dressed.
In the back office of the First National Bank, he was currently settled at a polished mahogany table across from Harvey D. Whipple and his father—his questionable pants and scuffed shoes tucked out of sight under the table, so he appeared almost well-dressed.
"Smoke?" asked Gideon, and proffered an open cigar case.
"Want a smoke?" asked Gideon, holding out an open cigar case.
"Thanks," said Dave, "I'll smoke it later."
"Thanks," Dave said, "I'll smoke it later."
He placed a cigar in the upper left-hand pocket of the eminently plaid waistcoat from whence already protruded the handle of a toothbrush and a fountain pen. He preened his moustache, smoothed his hair, waited.
He placed a cigar in the upper left pocket of his incredibly plaid waistcoat, where the handle of a toothbrush and a fountain pen were already sticking out. He styled his moustache, fixed his hair, and waited.
Harvey D. coughed in a promising manner, set a wire basket of papers square with the corners of the table, and began.
Harvey D. cleared his throat in a confident way, arranged a wire basket of papers so it was aligned with the edges of the table, and started.
"We have been thinking, Mr. Cowan, my father and I—you see—"
"We've been thinking, Mr. Cowan, my dad and I—you know—"
He talked on, but without appeasing Dave's curiosity. Something about Dave's having boys, he gathered, and about the Whipples not having them; but it occurred to Dave again and again as Harvey wandered on that this was a discrepancy not in his power to correct. Once a monstrous suspicion startled him—this conference, so called, was shaping into nothing less than a proposal on behalf of the person he had so carelessly saluted the day before. It was terrifying; he grew cold with pure fright. But that was like some women—once show them a little attention, they expected everything!
He kept talking, but he didn’t satisfy Dave's curiosity. He picked up on something about Dave having sons and the Whipples not having any; but it kept crossing Dave's mind as Harvey rambled on that this was a mismatch he couldn’t fix. Once, a shocking thought hit him—this so-called meeting was turning into nothing less than a proposal from the person he had casually greeted the day before. It was frightening; he felt cold with pure fear. But that was typical of some women—show them a little attention, and they expect everything!
Gideon Whipple mercifully broke in while Harvey D. floundered upon an inconclusive period. Gideon was not nervous, and saw little need for strategy with this rather vagabondish fellow.
Gideon Whipple kindly interrupted while Harvey D. struggled with an unclear pause. Gideon wasn't nervous and felt little need for strategy with this somewhat unpredictable guy.
"In short, Mr. Cowan, my son offers to adopt that boy of yours—make him his own son in name—and opportunities and advantages—his own son."
"In short, Mr. Cowan, my son is willing to adopt your boy—make him his own son in name—and give him opportunities and advantages—his own son."
So it was only that! Dave drew a long, pleasant breath and wiped his brow. Then he took a pencil from the table and began to draw squares and triangles and diamond patterns upon a pad of soft paper that lay at hand.
So that was it! Dave took a deep, relieved breath and wiped his forehead. Then he grabbed a pencil from the table and started sketching squares, triangles, and diamond patterns on a pad of soft paper that was nearby.
"Well—I don't know." His eyes followed the pencil point. Nor did he know until it presently developed that the desired adoption was of the Merle twin. He had supposed, without debate, that they would be meaning the other. "You mean Merle," he said at last on some leading of Gideon's.
"Well—I don't know." His eyes tracked the pencil point. He also didn't realize until later that the adoption they wanted was for the Merle twin. He had thought, without question, that they meant the other one. "You mean Merle," he finally said, following Gideon's hint.
"To be sure!" said Harvey D., as if there could have been no question of another.
"Absolutely!" said Harvey D., as if there was no doubt about it.
"Oh, him!" said Dave—there was relief in his tone. "You're sure you mean him?"
"Oh, him!" said Dave—there was relief in his voice. "Are you really talking about him?"
"But of course!" said Harvey D., brightening.
"But of course!" said Harvey D., lighting up.
"All right," said Dave. He felt they were taking the wrong twin, but he felt also that he must not let them see this—they might then want the other. "All right, I'll agree to that. He's a bright boy; it ought to be a good thing for him."
"Okay," said Dave. He thought they were picking the wrong twin, but he also knew he couldn't let them see that—otherwise, they might want the other one. "Okay, I'll go along with that. He's a smart kid; it should be a good opportunity for him."
"Ought to be!" quoted Harvey D. with humorous warmth. "But, of course, it will be! You realize what it will mean for him—advantages, opportunities, education, travel, family, a future!--the Whipple estate—but, of course, we feel that under our training he will be a credit to us. He will be one of us—a Whipple in name and in fact."
"Ought to be!" Harvey D. said with a warm laugh. "But of course it will be! You understand what it will mean for him—advantages, opportunities, education, travel, family, a future! The Whipple estate—but we know that with our guidance he will bring us pride. He will be one of us—a Whipple in name and in reality."
Dave Cowan ceased to draw angled designs on his pad; he now drew circles, ovals, ellipses, things fluent with curves.
Dave Cowan stopped sketching angled designs in his notebook; he now drew circles, ovals, ellipses, things smooth with curves.
"All right," he said, "I'm willing, I want to do the best I can for the boy. I'm glad you feel he's the right one for you. Of course the other boy—well, they're twins, but he's different."
"Okay," he said, "I'm on board, and I want to do my best for the kid. I'm glad you think he's the right one for you. Of course, the other boy—well, they're twins, but he's not the same."
"We are certain you will never regret it," said Harvey D., warmly.
"We're sure you won't regret it," said Harvey D., warmly.
"We feel that you are wise to agree," said Gideon. "So then—"
"We think it's smart of you to agree," said Gideon. "So then—"
"Papers to sign?" said Dave.
"Documents to sign?" said Dave.
"Our lawyer will have them to-morrow," said Harvey D.
"Our lawyer will have them tomorrow," said Harvey D.
"Good!" said Dave.
"Great!" said Dave.
He was presently back at his case, embalming for posterity the knowledge that Grandma Milledge was able to be out again these sunny days after a hard tussle with her old enemy sciatica. But before passing to the next item he took Gideon's choice cigar from the upper waistcoat pocket, crumpled it, rubbed it to fine bits between the palms of his hands, and filled the calabash pipe with its débris. As he smoked he looked out the window that gave on River Street. Across the way was the yellow brick structure of the bank he had just left. He was seeing a future president of that sound institution, Merle Whipple, born Cowan. He was glad they hadn't wanted the other one. The other one would want to be something more interesting surely than a small-town bank president. Have him learn a good loose trade and see the world—get into real life! But they'd had him going for a minute—when the only meaning he could get from Harvey D.'s roundabout talk was that the old girl of yesterday had misunderstood his attentions. That would have been a nice fix to find himself in! But Merle was off his mind; he would become a real Whipple and some day be the head of the family. Funny thing for a Cowan to fall into! He turned to his dusty case and set up the next item on his yellow copy paper.
He was back at his case, preserving for the future the news that Grandma Milledge was able to be out again these sunny days after a tough battle with her old nemesis, sciatica. But before moving on to the next item, he took Gideon's chosen cigar from the upper waistcoat pocket, crumpled it, rubbed it into fine bits between his palms, and filled the calabash pipe with the fragments. As he smoked, he looked out the window onto River Street. Across the way was the yellow brick building of the bank he had just left. He was thinking about the future president of that solid institution, Merle Whipple, formerly known as Cowan. He was relieved they hadn’t chosen the other guy. The other one would definitely want to be something more exciting than a small-town bank president. He should learn a useful trade and see the world—get into real life! But for a moment, they had him confused—when the only thing he could gather from Harvey D.'s convoluted talk was that the old lady from yesterday had misunderstood his affections. That would have been a tricky situation to find himself in! But Merle was off his mind; he would become a true Whipple and one day lead the family. It was ironic for a Cowan to be in this position! He turned back to his dusty case and began setting up the next item on his yellow copy paper.
"Rumour hath it that Sandy Seaver's Sunday trips out of town mean business, and that a certain bright resident of Geneseo will shortly become Mrs. Sandy."
"Rumor has it that Sandy Seaver's Sunday trips out of town mean business, and that a certain prominent resident of Geneseo will soon become Mrs. Sandy."
He paused again. All at once it seemed to him that the Whipples had been hasty. They would get to thinking the thing over and drop it; never mention it to him again. Well, he was willing to let it drop. He wouldn't mention it again if they didn't. He would tell no one.
He stopped again. Suddenly it occurred to him that the Whipples had acted too quickly. They would likely think it over and forget about it; they wouldn’t bring it up with him again. Well, he was fine with leaving it behind. He wouldn’t bring it up again if they didn’t. He wouldn’t tell anyone.
Nor did he speak of it until the following evening, after the Whipples had surprisingly not only mentioned it again but had operated in the little bank office, under the supervision of Squire Culbreth, a simple mechanism of the law which left him the legal father of but one son. Then he went to astonish the Pennimans with his news, only to find that Winona had secretively nursed it even longer than he had. Mrs. Penniman had also been told of the probability of this great event, but, nevertheless, wept gently when Dave certified to her its irrevocable consummation. Only Judge Penniman remained to be startled; and he, being irritated that others had enjoyed a foreknowledge guiltily withheld from him, chose to pretend that he, too, had been mysteriously enlightened. He had, he said, seen the thing coming. He became at the supper table a creature of gnawing and baffled curiosity which he must hide by boasting an intimate acquaintance with Whipple motives and intentions. He intimated that but for his advice and counsel the great event might not have come about. The initiative had been his, though certain other people might claim the credit. Of course he hadn't wanted to talk about it before. He guessed he could keep a close mouth as well as the next one.
Nor did he mention it until the next evening, after the Whipples had surprisingly brought it up again and had worked in the small bank office, under Squire Culbreth's supervision, a simple legal process that left him the legal father of only one son. He then went to share the news with the Pennimans, only to discover that Winona had kept it a secret even longer than he had. Mrs. Penniman had also been informed about the likelihood of this significant event, but still, she cried softly when Dave confirmed its permanent realization. Only Judge Penniman was left to be surprised; and, feeling annoyed that others had knowledge of it while he had not, he decided to act as if he, too, had been mystically aware of it. He claimed he had seen it coming. At the dinner table, he became a person filled with nagging and confused curiosity, which he masked by boasting about his close understanding of Whipple's motives and intentions. He suggested that if it weren't for his advice and guidance, this important event might not have happened. The initiative had been his, although certain other people might take the credit. Of course he hadn’t wanted to discuss it before. He figured he could keep a secret just as well as anyone else.
The Merle twin at this momentous meal sat as one enthroned, receiving tribute from fawning subjects. His name was already Merle Whipple, and he was going to have a pony to ride, and he would come sometimes to see them. His cordial tolerance of them quite overcame Mrs. Penniman again. She had to feign an errand to the kitchen stove, and came back dropping the edge of her apron from her eyes. Winona was exalted; she felt that her careful training of the child had raised him to this eminence, and she rejoiced in it as a tribute to her capacity. Her labours had been richly rewarded. Dave Cowan alone seemed not to be enough impressed by the honours heaped upon his son. He jestingly spoke of him as a crown prince. He said if you really had to stay in a small town you might as well be adopted by the Whipples as any one else.
The Merle twin at this important meal sat like royalty, accepting admiration from his adoring subjects. His name was already Merle Whipple, and he was going to have a pony to ride, and he would sometimes come to visit them. His friendly acceptance of them completely overwhelmed Mrs. Penniman again. She had to pretend she had a reason to go to the kitchen stove, and when she returned, she was dabbing at her eyes with the edge of her apron. Winona was thrilled; she felt that her careful training of the child had elevated him to this status, and she took pride in it as a nod to her abilities. Her efforts had been richly rewarded. Dave Cowan alone seemed unimpressed by the honors showered on his son. He jokingly referred to him as a crown prince. He said if you really had to stay in a small town, you might as well be adopted by the Whipples as anyone else.
The Wilbur twin was abashed and puzzled. The detail most impressing him seemed to be that, having no longer a brother, he would cease to be a twin. His life long he had been made intensely conscious of being a twin—he was one of a pair—and now suddenly, he gathered, he was something whole and complete in himself. He demanded assurance on this point.
The Wilbur twin felt embarrassed and confused. What struck him the most was the realization that, since he no longer had a brother, he would stop being a twin. Throughout his life, he had been very aware of being a twin—he was part of a pair—and now, all of a sudden, he understood that he was something whole and complete on his own. He sought reassurance about this.
"Then I'm not going to be a twin any longer? I mean, I'm not going to be one of a twins? It won't change my name, too, will it?"
"Then I'm not going to be a twin anymore? I mean, I'm not going to be one of a set of twins? It won't change my name, right?"
His father enlightened him.
His dad taught him.
"No, there's still a couple of Cowans left to keep the name going. We won't have to be small-towners unless we want to," he added.
"No, there are still a couple of Cowans left to keep the name going. We won't have to be from a small town unless we want to," he added.
He suspected that the Wilbur twin felt slighted and hurt at being passed over, and would be needing comfort. But it appeared that the severed twin felt nothing of that sort. He was merely curious—not wounded or envious.
He thought that the Wilbur twin felt slighted and hurt for being overlooked and might need some comfort. But it seemed that the severed twin didn’t feel that way at all. He was just curious—not hurt or jealous.
"I wouldn't want to change to a new name," he declared. "I'd forget and go back to the old one."
"I wouldn’t want to switch to a new name," he said. "I’d forget and revert to the old one."
He wanted to add that maybe his new dog would not know him under another name, but he was afraid of being laughed at for that.
He thought about mentioning that his new dog might not recognize him by another name, but he worried he would be laughed at for it.
"Merle never forgets," said Winona. "He will be a shining credit to his new name." She helped the chosen one to more jelly, which he accepted amiably. "And he will be a lovely little brother to Patricia Whipple," she fondly added.
"Merle never forgets," said Winona. "He'll be a great representation of his new name." She helped the chosen one to more jelly, which he gladly accepted. "And he'll be a wonderful little brother to Patricia Whipple," she added fondly.
This left the Wilbur twin cold. He would like to have a pony, but he would not wish to be Patricia Whipple's brother. He now recalled her unpleasantly. She was a difficult person.
This left the Wilbur twin feeling cold. He wanted a pony, but he definitely didn’t want to be Patricia Whipple's brother. He now remembered her in a bad light. She was a challenging person.
"Give Merle another bit of the steak, Mother," urged Judge Penniman.
"Give Merle more of the steak, Mom," insisted Judge Penniman.
The judge had begun to dwell upon his own new importance. This thing made him by law a connection of the Whipple family, didn't it? He, Rufus Tyler Penniman, had become at least a partial Whipple. He reflected pleasantly upon the consequences.
The judge had started to think about his new significance. This made him, by law, part of the Whipple family, right? He, Rufus Tyler Penniman, had become at least a partial Whipple. He smiled as he considered the implications.
"Will he go home to-night?" suddenly demanded the Wilbur twin, pointing at his brother so there should be no mistake. The Merle twin seemed already a stranger to him.
"Is he going home tonight?" the Wilbur twin suddenly asked, pointing at his brother to make it clear. The Merle twin already felt like a stranger to him.
"Not to-night, dear, but in a few days, I would suppose." It sent Mrs. Penniman to the stove again.
"Not tonight, dear, but in a few days, I think." It sent Mrs. Penniman back to the stove.
"I don't just know when I will go," said the Merle twin, surveying a replenished plate. "But I guess I'll give you back that knife you bought me; I probably won't need it up there. I'll probably have plenty of better knives than that knife."
"I don't just know when I'm going," said the Merle twin, looking at a full plate. "But I guess I'll return that knife you bought me; I probably won't need it up there. I'll probably have a bunch of better knives than that one."
The Wilbur twin questioned this, but hid his doubt. Surely there could be few better knives in the whole world than one with a thing to dig stones out of horses' feet. Anyway, he would be glad to have it, and was glad the promise had been made before witnesses.
The Wilbur twin wondered about this but kept his doubts to himself. There couldn't be many better knives in the world than one designed to dig stones out of horses' hooves. Either way, he was happy to have it and felt relieved that the promise had been made in front of witnesses.
After supper on the porch Dave Cowan in the hammock picked chords and scraps of melody from his guitar, quite as if nothing had happened. Judge Penniman, in his wicker chair, continued to muse upon certain pleasant contingencies of this new situation. It had occurred to him that Dave Cowan himself would be even more a Whipple than any Penniman, and would enjoy superior advantages inevitably rising from this circumstance.
After dinner on the porch, Dave Cowan in the hammock played chords and bits of melody on his guitar, as if nothing had happened. Judge Penniman, in his wicker chair, kept thinking about some positive possibilities of this new situation. He realized that Dave Cowan himself would be more of a Whipple than any Penniman and would enjoy the benefits that would naturally come from this situation.
"That family will naturally want to do something for you, too, Dave," he said at last.
"That family will naturally want to do something for you, too, Dave," he finally said.
"Do something for me?" Dave's fingers hung waiting above the strings.
"Can you do something for me?" Dave's fingers hovered above the strings, waiting.
"Why not? You're the boy's father, ain't you? Facts is facts, no matter what the law says. You're his absolute progenitor, ain't you? Well, you living here in the same town, they'll naturally want you to be somebody, won't they?"
"Why not? You're the boy's dad, right? Facts are facts, no matter what the law says. You're definitely his father, aren't you? Well, since you're living in the same town, they're naturally going to expect you to be someone, won't they?"
"Oh!" Dave struck the waiting chord. "Well, I am somebody, ain't I?"
"Oh!" Dave hit the waiting chord. "Well, I am somebody, right?"
The judge waved this aside with a fat, deprecating hand.
The judge brushed this off with a dismissive wave of his hand.
"Oh, in that way! Of course, everybody's somebody—every living, breathing soul. But what I'm getting at—they'll naturally try to make something out of you, instead of just being kind of a no-account tramp printer."
"Oh, like that! Sure, everyone matters—every living, breathing person. But what I'm trying to say is—they'll definitely try to turn you into something, rather than just leaving you as some no-good, aimless printer."
"Ha! Is that so, old small-towner?"
"Ha! Is that right, you old small-town local?"
"Shouldn't wonder if they'd want to take you into the bank, mebbe—cashier or something, or manage one of the farms or factories, or set you up in business of some kind. You might git to be president of the First National."
"Wouldn't be surprised if they wanted to bring you into the bank, maybe as a cashier or something, or manage one of the farms or factories, or set you up in some kind of business. You could end up being president of the First National."
"They might make you a director, too, I suppose."
"They might make you a director as well, I guess."
"Well, you can snicker, but stranger things have happened."
"Sure, you can laugh, but stranger things have happened."
The judge reflected, seeing himself truly a bank director, wearing his silk hat and frock coat every day—perhaps playing checkers with Harvey D. in the back office at quiet moments. Bank directing would surely be a suitable occupation for an invalid. Dave muted the vibrant strings with a hand.
The judge thought about it, imagining himself really as a bank director, wearing his top hat and formal coat every day—maybe even playing checkers with Harvey D. in the back office during slow moments. Being a bank director would definitely be a fitting job for someone who was unwell. Dave silenced the lively strings with his hand.
"Listen, Old Flapdoodle! I wouldn't tie myself up in this one-horse bunch of hovels, not if they'd give me the bank and all the money in it and all the Whipple farms and throw in the post office and the jail and the depot. Get that?"
"Listen, Old Flapdoodle! I wouldn’t get myself caught up in this rundown collection of shacks, not even if they offered me the bank and all its cash, plus all the Whipple farms, and on top of that, the post office, the jail, and the train station. Got it?"
"Ho! Sour grapes!" returned the judge, stung to a biting wit by the coarse form of address. But Dave played music above the taunt.
"Hey! Sour grapes!" shot back the judge, hurt by the rude way of speaking. But Dave kept playing music, rising above the insult.
Nevertheless, he was not wholly surprised the following day when, politely invited to another conference at the bank, old Gideon Whipple, alone there, put the matter of his future somewhat after the manner of Judge Penniman, though far less crudely. Old Gideon sat across the table from him, and after Dave had put a cigar in his upper left-hand waistcoat pocket he became considerate but pointed.
Nevertheless, he wasn't completely surprised the next day when he was politely invited to another meeting at the bank. Old Gideon Whipple was the only one there, and he brought up the topic of Dave’s future somewhat like Judge Penniman did, but in a much more refined way. Old Gideon sat across the table from him, and after Dave had placed a cigar in his upper left waistcoat pocket, he became thoughtful but direct.
"My son and I have been talking, Mr. Cowan, and we agree that something is due you as the boy's father. We want to show you every consideration—show it liberally. You seem to have led rather an—shall we say an unsettled life up to this time? Not that it's anything to be criticised; you follow your own tastes, as every man should. But it occurred to us that you might care to feel more settled in some stable occupation where you could look forward to a solid future—all that sort of thing."
"My son and I have been chatting, Mr. Cowan, and we both believe that you deserve something as the boy's father. We want to treat you with the utmost respect—generously, in fact. It seems you've had a rather, shall we say, chaotic life so far? Not that there's anything wrong with that; you’re pursuing your own interests, which every man should do. But we thought you might want to feel more grounded in a stable job where you could look forward to a secure future—all of that."
Dave nodded, waiting, trying to word the talk the old man and his son would have had about him. Harvey Whipple would have been troubled at the near presence of the father of his new son as a mere journeyman printer. Undoubtedly the two would have used the phrase the judge had used—they would want him to make something of himself.
Dave nodded, waiting, trying to figure out the conversation the old man and his son would have had about him. Harvey Whipple would have been uneasy about the fact that the father of his new son was just a journeyman printer. They probably would have repeated what the judge had said—they would want him to accomplish something in life.
"So we've felt," went on Gideon, "that you might care to engage in some business here in Newbern—establish yourself, soundly and prosperously, as it were, so that your son, though maturing under different circumstances, would yet feel a pride in your standing in the community. Of course, this is tentative—I'm sounding you, only. You may have quite other ideas. You may have laid out an entirely different future for yourself in some other field. But I wanted to let you know that we stand ready to finance liberally any business you would care to engage in, either here or elsewhere. It isn't that we are crudely offering you money. I wish you to understand that. But we offer you help, both in money and counsel and influence. In the event of your caring to establish yourself here, we would see that your foundation was substantial. I think that says what I wanted to say."
"So, we’ve been thinking," Gideon continued, "that you might want to consider starting a business here in Newbern—settle in, establish yourself successfully, so your son, even though he’s growing up in different circumstances, can still take pride in your reputation in the community. Of course, this is just a suggestion—I’m just testing the waters. You might have entirely different plans. Maybe you have a completely different future in mind in another field. But I wanted to let you know that we’re ready to provide substantial financial support for any business you want to pursue, whether here or elsewhere. It’s not just about offering you money. I want you to understand that. We’re offering you help, both financially and with guidance and connections. If you decide to set up shop here, we’ll make sure your foundation is solid. I think that covers everything I wanted to say."
During much of this Dave Cowan had been musing in a lively manner upon the other's supposition that he should have laid out a future for himself. He was amused at the notion. Of course he had laid out a future, but not the sort a Whipple would lay out. He was already living his future and found it good. Yet he felt the genuine good will of the old man, and sought words to reject his offer gracefully. He must not put it so bluntly as he had to Judge Penniman. The old man would not be able to understand that no bribe within human reach would tempt him to remain in Newbern Center; nor did he wish to be established on a sound basis anywhere else. He did not wish to be established at all.
During most of this time, Dave Cowan had been thinking in a lively way about the other person's idea that he should have planned a future for himself. He found the idea amusing. Of course, he had planned a future, but not the kind that someone like Whipple would plan. He was already living his future and found it satisfying. Still, he appreciated the old man's genuine goodwill and tried to find a way to kindly decline his offer. He couldn't be as blunt as he had been with Judge Penniman. The old man wouldn’t understand that no amount of money could convince him to stay in Newbern Center; nor did he want to settle down on a solid foundation anywhere else. He didn’t want to settle down at all.
"I'm much obliged," he said at last, "but I guess I won't trouble you and your son in any way. You see, I kind of like to live round and see things and go places—I don't know that I can explain it exactly."
"I'm really grateful," he finally said, "but I suppose I won't impose on you and your son in any way. You see, I like to be around and experience things and travel—I can't quite explain it."
"We have even thought you might like to acquire the journal on which you are now employed," said Gideon. "We understand it can be bought; we stand ready to purchase it and make it over to you."
"We even thought you might be interested in buying the journal that you currently work for," said Gideon. "We understand it's for sale; we're prepared to buy it and transfer it to you."
"Any country newspaper can always be bought any time," said Dave. "Their owners always want to sell, and it's mighty kind of you and your son, but—well, I just couldn't settle down to be a country editor. I'd go crazy," he confessed in a sudden burst of frankness, and beaming upon Gideon; "I'd as soon be shut in jail."
"Any local newspaper can be bought at any time," Dave said. "The owners are always looking to sell, and it’s really generous of you and your son, but—I just couldn’t see myself being a country editor. I’d go crazy," he admitted in a moment of honesty, smiling at Gideon. "I might as well be locked up in jail."
"Or anything else you might think of," said Gideon, cordially, "not necessarily in this town."
"Or anything else you can think of," Gideon said nicely, "not just in this town."
"Well, I'd rather not; I guess I'm not one to have responsibilities; I wouldn't have an easy minute spending your money. I wouldn't ever be able to feel free with it, not the way I feel with my own. I guess I just better kind of go my own way; I like to work when I want to and stop when I want to, and no one having any right to ask me what I quit for and why don't I keep on and make something of myself. I guess it's no good your trying to help me in any way. Of course I appreciate it and all that. It was kindly thought of by you. But—I hope my boy will be a credit to you just the same."
"Well, I'd rather not; I guess I'm not someone who handles responsibilities well; I wouldn't have a moment's peace spending your money. I could never feel the same freedom with it as I do with my own. I think I’d just be better off going my own way; I like to work when I want and stop when I want, and no one should have the right to question why I take a break or suggest I should keep going and make something of myself. I suppose there's no point in you trying to help me in any way. Of course, I appreciate it and all that. It was considerate of you. But—I hope my son will still be a positive reflection on you."
The conference closed upon this. Dave left it feeling that he had eased his refusal into soft, ambiguous phrases; but old Gideon, reporting to Harvey D., said: "That chap hates a small town. What he really wanted to tell me was that he wouldn't settle down here for all the money in the world. He really laughed at me inside for offering him the chance. He pities us for having to stay here, I do believe. And he wouldn't talk of taking money for any enterprise elsewhere, either. He's either independent or shiftless—both, maybe. He said," Gideon laughed noiselessly, "he said he wouldn't ever be able to feel free with our money the way he does with his own."
The conference ended on that note. Dave walked away feeling like he had turned down the opportunity using vague, soft words; but old Gideon, reporting to Harvey D., said: "That guy hates small towns. What he really wanted to say was that he wouldn't settle down here for all the money in the world. Inside, he was probably laughing at me for even offering him the chance. I think he feels sorry for us having to stay here. And he wouldn’t even consider taking money for any venture elsewhere, either. He’s either independent or just lazy—maybe both. He said," Gideon chuckled silently, "he said he could never feel free with our money the way he does with his own."
The Whipples, it proved, would be in no indecent haste to remove their new member from his humbler environment. On Wednesday it was conveyed to Winona that they would come for Merle in a few days, which left the Penniman household and the twins variously concerned as to the precise meaning of this phrase. It sounded elastic. But on Thursday Winona was able to announce that the day would be Saturday. They would come for Merle Saturday afternoon. She had been told this distinctly by Mrs. Harvey D. Though her informant had set no hour, Winona thought it would be three o'clock. She believed the importance of the affair demanded the setting of an exact hour, and there was something about three o'clock that commended itself to her. From this moment the atmosphere of the Penniman house was increasingly strained. There were preparations. The slender wardrobe of the crown prince of the Whipple dynasty was put in perfect order, and two items newly added to it by the direction of Dave Cowan. The boy must have a new hat and new shoes. The judge pointed out to the prodigal father that these purchases should rightly be made with Whipple money. Dave needn't buy shoes and hats for Merle Whipple any more than he need buy them for any other Whipple, but Dave had stubbornly squandered his own money. His boy wasn't going up to the big house like a ragamuffin.
The Whipples weren’t in any rush to take their new family member out of his simpler surroundings. On Wednesday, they informed Winona that they would come for Merle in a few days, which left the Penniman household and the twins wondering about the exact meaning of that statement. It seemed vague. But on Thursday, Winona was able to say that the day would be Saturday. They’d come for Merle Saturday afternoon. Mrs. Harvey D. had told her this clearly. Although her source hadn’t specified a time, Winona assumed it would be three o'clock. She felt that the significance of the occasion demanded a specific time, and something about three o'clock felt right to her. From that moment on, the atmosphere in the Penniman house became increasingly tense. There were preparations underway. The slim wardrobe of the Whipple dynasty’s little prince was arranged perfectly, and two new items were added thanks to Dave Cowan's suggestion. The boy needed a new hat and new shoes. The judge pointed out to the absent father that these purchases should properly be made with Whipple money. Dave didn’t have to buy shoes and hats for Merle Whipple any more than for any other Whipple, but he stubbornly used his own money. His son wasn’t going up to the big house looking like a ragamuffin.
It came to the Wilbur twin that these days until Saturday were like the days intervening in a house of death until the funeral. He became increasingly shy and uncomfortable. It seemed to him that his brother had passed on, as they said, his mortal remains to be disposed of on Saturday at three o'clock. Having led a good life he would go to heaven, where he would have a pony and a thousand knives if he wanted them. The strain in the house, the excitement of Winona, the periodic, furtive weeping of Mrs. Penniman, the detached, uplifted manner of the chief figure, all confirmed him in this impression. Even Judge Penniman, who had been wont to speak of "them twins," now spoke of "that boy," meaning but the Wilbur twin.
It struck the Wilbur twin that the days leading up to Saturday felt like the time spent in a house of mourning before a funeral. He was becoming increasingly shy and uneasy. It seemed to him that his brother had, as they put it, passed on, with his body to be taken care of on Saturday at three o'clock. Having lived a good life, he would go to heaven, where he would have a pony and a thousand knives if he wanted them. The tension in the house, Winona's excitement, Mrs. Penniman's occasional, quiet crying, and the composed, elevated demeanor of the main figure only reinforced this feeling. Even Judge Penniman, who used to talk about "them twins," now referred to "that boy," meaning only the Wilbur twin.
By two o'clock of the momentous Saturday afternoon the tension was at its highest. Merle, dressed in his Sunday clothes, trod squeakily in the new shoes, which were button shoes surpassing in elegance any he had hitherto worn. As Dave Cowan had remarked, they were as good shoes as Whipple money would ever buy him. And the new hat, firm of line and rich in texture, a hat such as no boy could possibly wear except on Sunday, unless he were a very rich boy, reposed on the centre table in the parlour. Winona, flushed and tightly dressed, nervously altered the arrangement of chairs in the parlour, or remembered some belonging of the deceased that should go into the suitcase containing his freshly starched blouses. Mrs. Penniman, also flushed and tightly dressed, affected to busy herself likewise with minor preparations for the departure, but this chiefly afforded her opportunities for quiet weeping in secluded corners. After these moments of relief she would become elaborately cheerful, as if the occasion were festal. Even the judge grew nervous with anticipation. In his frock coat and striped gray trousers he walked heavily from room to room, comparing the clock with his watch, forgetting that he was not supposed to walk freely except with acute suffering. Merle chattered blithely about how he would come back to see them, with unfortunate effects upon Mrs. Penniman.
By two o'clock on that significant Saturday afternoon, the tension was at its peak. Merle, dressed in his Sunday best, walked in his new button shoes, which were more stylish than any he had worn before. As Dave Cowan had said, they were the best shoes that Whipple money could buy him. The new hat, with its sharp lines and rich fabric—something no boy could wear except on Sundays, unless he was very wealthy—sat on the center table in the living room. Winona, flushed and snugly fitted into her dress, nervously rearranged the chairs in the room or remembered some items belonging to the deceased that should go into the suitcase with his freshly starched shirts. Mrs. Penniman, also flushed and tightly dressed, pretended to keep busy with minor preparations for the trip, which mainly gave her chances for quiet crying in hidden spots. After these moments of release, she would switch to being overly cheerful, as if the event were a celebration. Even the judge began to feel anxious as the time approached. In his frock coat and striped gray trousers, he walked heavily from one room to another, checking the clock against his watch, forgetting that he wasn’t supposed to move freely without significant pain. Merle cheerfully chatted about how he would come back to visit them, which had unfortunate effects on Mrs. Penniman.
The Wilbur twin knew this atmosphere. When little Georgie Finkboner had died a few months before, had he not been taken to the house of mourning and compelled to stay through a distressing funeral? It was like that now, and he was uncomfortable beyond endurance. Twice Winona had reminded him that he must go and put on his own Sunday clothes—nothing less than this would be thought suitable. He had said he would, but had dawdled skillfully and was still unfitly in bare feet and the shabby garments of a weekday. He knew definitely now that he was not going to be present at this terrible ceremony.
The Wilbur twin recognized this atmosphere. When little Georgie Finkboner had died a few months earlier, hadn’t he been taken to the house of mourning and forced to stay through a distressing funeral? It felt like that now, and he was uncomfortable beyond belief. Winona had reminded him twice that he needed to go and put on his Sunday clothes—anything less wouldn’t be appropriate. He had said he would, but he had skillfully dragged his feet and was still unfitly in bare feet and his worn-out weekday clothes. He now knew for sure that he wasn't going to be part of this terrible ceremony.
He had no doubt there would be a ceremony—all the Whipples arriving in their own Sunday clothes, maybe the preacher coming with them; and they would sit silently in the parlour the way they did at the Finkboner house, and maybe the preacher would talk, and maybe they would sing or pray or something, and then they would take Merle away. He was not to be blamed for this happily inaccurate picture; he was justified by the behaviour of Winona and her mother. And he was not going to be there! He wouldn't exactly run away; he felt a morbid wish to watch the thing if he could be apart from it; but he was going to be apart. He remembered too well the scene at the Finkboner house—and the smell of tuberoses. Winona had unaccustomed flowers in the parlour now—not tuberoses, but almost as bad. Until a quarter to three he expertly shuffled and dawdled and evaded. Then Winona took a stand with him.
He had no doubt there would be a ceremony—all the Whipples arriving in their Sunday best, maybe the preacher coming with them; and they would sit quietly in the living room like they did at the Finkboner house, and maybe the preacher would speak, and maybe they would sing or pray or something, and then they would take Merle away. He couldn’t be blamed for this overly optimistic picture; he was justified by the behavior of Winona and her mother. And he wasn’t going to be there! He wouldn’t exactly run away; he had a strange desire to watch it happen if he could stay separate from it; but he was going to stay separate. He remembered all too well the scene at the Finkboner house—and the smell of tuberoses. Winona had unfamiliar flowers in the living room now—not tuberoses, but almost as bad. Until a quarter to three he expertly shuffled and stalled and avoided. Then Winona took a stand with him.
"Wilbur Cowan, go at once and dress yourself properly! Do you expect to appear before the Whipples that way?"
"Wilbur Cowan, go right now and put on some proper clothes! Do you really think you can show up in front of the Whipples looking like that?"
He vanished in a flurry of seeming obedience. He went openly through the front door of the little house into the side yard, but paused not until he reached its back door, where he stood waiting. When he guessed he had been there fifteen minutes he prepared to change his lurking place. Winona would be coming for him. He stepped out and looked round the corner of the little house, feeling inconsequently the thrill of a scout among hostile red Indians as described in a favoured romance.
He disappeared in a flurry of what seemed like obedience. He walked through the front door of the small house into the side yard, but didn't stop until he reached the back door, where he stood waiting. When he thought he had been there for about fifteen minutes, he got ready to move to a different hiding spot. Winona would be coming for him. He stepped out and peered around the corner of the small house, feeling an inexplicable thrill like a scout among hostile Native Americans as described in a favorite novel.
The lawn between the little house and the big house was free of searchers. He drew a long breath and made a swift dash to further obscurity in the lee of the Penniman woodshed. He skirted the end of this structure and peered about its corner, estimating the distance to the side door. But this was risky; it would bring him in view of a kitchen window whence some busybody might observe him. But there was an open window above him giving entrance to the woodshed. He leaped to catch its sill and clambered up to look in. The woodshed was vacant of Pennimans, and its shadowy silence promised security. He dropped from the window ledge. There was no floor beneath, so that the drop was greater than he had counted on. He fell among loose kindling wood with more noise than he would have desired, quickly rose, stumbled in the dusk against a bucket half filled with whitewash, and sprawled again into a pile of soft coal.
The lawn between the small house and the big house was clear of searchers. He took a deep breath and quickly dashed into the shade behind the Penniman woodshed. He circled around the end of the structure and peeked around the corner, gauging the distance to the side door. But this was risky; it would put him in view of a kitchen window where someone might see him. However, there was an open window above him leading into the woodshed. He jumped to grab the window sill and climbed up to look inside. The woodshed was empty of the Pennimans, and its shadowy silence promised safety. He dropped down from the window ledge. There was no floor below, so the drop was farther than he had expected. He landed among loose kindling wood with more noise than he’d wanted, quickly got up, stumbled in the dim light against a bucket half full of whitewash, and fell again into a pile of soft coal.
"Gee, gosh!" he muttered, heartily, as he rose a second time.
"Wow!" he muttered, enthusiastically, as he got up a second time.
Both the well-spread pallor of the whitewash and the sable sprinkling of coal dust put him beyond any chance of a felicitous public appearance. But he was safe in a dusky corner. He remained there, breathing heavily. At last he heard Winona call him from the Penniman porch. Twice she called; then he knew she would be crossing to the little house to know what detained him. He heard her call again—knew that she would be searching the four rooms over there. She wouldn't think of the woodshed. He sat there a long while, steadily regarding the closed screen door that led to the kitchen, ready to mingle deceptively with the coal should any one appear.
Both the stark whiteness of the whitewash and the dark sprinkle of coal dust made him look far from presentable. But he was hidden away in a shadowy corner, breathing heavily. Finally, he heard Winona calling for him from the Penniman porch. She called twice; then he knew she would be walking over to the little house to see what was keeping him. He heard her call again—realized that she would be checking the four rooms over there. She wouldn’t think to look in the woodshed. He stayed there for a long time, fixedly watching the closed screen door that led to the kitchen, ready to blend in with the coal if anyone came by.
At last he heard a bustle within the house. There were hurried steppings to and fro by Winona and her mother, the heavy tread of the judge, a murmur of high voices. The Whipples must have come, and every one would be at the front of the house. He crept from his corner, climbed to the floor from where it had been opened for wood and coal, and went softly to the kitchen door. He listened a moment through the screen, then entered and went noiselessly up the back stairs. Coming to the head of the front stairway, he listened again. There were other voices in front, and he shrank to the wall. He gathered that only the Whipple stepmother and Patricia had come—no other Whipples, no preacher. It might not have been so bad. Still he didn't want to be there.
At last, he heard some activity inside the house. There were hurried footsteps back and forth from Winona and her mother, the heavy walk of the judge, and the sound of excited voices. The Whipples must have arrived, and everyone would be at the front of the house. He quietly moved from his corner, climbed to the floor where it had been opened for wood and coal, and carefully went to the kitchen door. He listened for a moment through the screen, then entered and quietly went up the back stairs. When he reached the top of the front stairway, he listened again. There were other voices in front, and he pressed himself against the wall. He realized that only the Whipple stepmother and Patricia had come—no other Whipples or the preacher. It might not have been so bad. Still, he didn't want to be there.
They were at the front door now, headed for the parlour. Someone paused at the foot of the stairs, and in quick alarm he darted along the hall and into an open door. He was in the neat bedroom of Winona, shortbreathed, made doubly nervous by boards that had creaked under his tread. He stood listening. They were in the parlour, a babble of voices coming up to him; excited voices, but not funeral voices. His eyes roved the chamber of Winona, where everything was precisely in its place. He mapped out a dive under her bed if steps came up the stairs. He heard now the piping voice of Patricia Whipple.
They were at the front door now, on their way to the living room. Someone stopped at the bottom of the stairs, and in a sudden panic, he dashed down the hall and into an open door. He found himself in Winona's tidy bedroom, short of breath, made even more anxious by the creaking floorboards beneath him. He stood there listening. They were in the living room, a mix of voices rising to meet him; excited voices, but not somber ones. His gaze wandered around Winona's room, where everything was perfectly arranged. He plotted a quick escape under her bed if footsteps came up the stairs. He now heard the high-pitched voice of Patricia Whipple.
"It's like in the book about Ben Blunt that was adopted by a kind old gentleman and went up from rags to riches."
"It's like in the book about Ben Blunt who was taken in by a kind old man and went from being poor to becoming wealthy."
This for some reason seemed to cause laughter below.
This somehow seemed to make people laugh down below.
He heard, from Winona: "Do try a piece of Mother's cake. Merle, dear, give Mrs. Whipple a plate and napkin."
He heard Winona say, "You should really try a piece of Mom's cake. Merle, sweetie, could you hand Mrs. Whipple a plate and napkin?"
Cake! Certainly nothing like cake for this occasion had been intimated to him! They hadn't had cake at the Finkboners. Things might have been different, but they had kept still about cake. He listened intently, hearing laughing references to Merle in his new home. Then once more Winona came to the front door and called him.
Cake! He definitely wasn’t expecting cake for this occasion! They hadn’t had cake at the Finkboners' place. Things could have been different, but they kept quiet about cake. He listened closely, catching laughter and mentions of Merle in his new home. Then Winona came to the front door again and called for him.
"Wilbur—Wil-bur-r-r! Where can that child be!" he heard her demand. She went to the back of the house and more faintly he heard her again call his name—"Wilbur, Wil-bur-r-r!" Then, with discernible impatience, more shortly, "Wilbur Cowan!" He was intently regarding a printed placard that hung on the wall beside Winona's bureau. It read:
"Wilbur—Wil-bur-r-r! Where can that kid be!" he heard her shout. She went to the back of the house and more faintly he heard her call his name again—"Wilbur, Wil-bur-r-r!" Then, with noticeable impatience, more abruptly, "Wilbur Cowan!" He was focused on a printed sign that hung on the wall next to Winona's dresser. It read:
A gentleman makes no noise; a lady is serene.—Emerson.
A gentleman stays quiet; a lady is calm.—Emerson.
He remained silent. He was not going to make any noise. At length he could hear preparations for departure.
He stayed quiet. He wasn't going to make any sound. Eventually, he could hear the preparations for leaving.
"Merle, dear, your hat is on the piano—Mother, hand him his hat—I'll bring his suitcase."
"Merle, sweetie, your hat is on the piano—Mom, please give him his hat—I'll grab his suitcase."
"Well, I'll be sure to come back to see you all some day."
"Well, I'll definitely come back to see you all someday."
"Yes, now don't forget us—no, we mustn't let him do that."
"Yes, now don’t forget us—no, we can’t let him do that."
They were out on the porch, going down the walk. The listener stepped lightly to a window and became also a watcher. Ahead walked Patricia Whipple and her new brother. The stepmother and Mrs. Penniman followed. Then came Winona with the suitcase, which was of wicker. Judge Penniman lumbered ponderously behind. At the hitching post in front was the pony cart and the fat pony of sickening memory. Merle was politely helping the step-mother to the driver's seat. It was over. But the watcher suddenly recalled something.
They were out on the porch, walking down the path. The listener stepped quietly to a window and became a watcher too. In front walked Patricia Whipple and her new brother. The stepmother and Mrs. Penniman followed behind. Then came Winona with the suitcase, which was made of wicker. Judge Penniman lumbered slowly behind them. At the hitching post out front was the pony cart and the plump pony that brought back unpleasant memories. Merle was politely helping the stepmother into the driver's seat. It was over. But the watcher suddenly remembered something.
In swift silence, descending the stairs, he entered the parlour. On a stand beneath the powerful picture of the lion behind real bars was a frosted cake of rare beauty. Three pieces were gone and two more were cut. On top of each piece was the half of a walnut meat. He tenderly seized one of these and stole through the deserted house, through kitchen and woodshed, out to the free air again. Back of the woodshed he sat down on the hard bare ground, his back to its wall, looking into the garden where Judge Penniman, in the intervals of his suffering, raised a few vegetables. It was safe seclusion for the pleasant task in hand. He gloated rapturously over the cake, eating first the half of the walnut meat, which he carefully removed. But he thought it didn't taste right.
In quick silence, after coming down the stairs, he walked into the living room. On a stand beneath the striking picture of the lion behind real bars was a beautifully decorated cake. Three pieces were missing, and two more were cut. On top of each piece was half a walnut. He gently took one and quietly moved through the empty house, past the kitchen and woodshed, back out into the fresh air. Behind the woodshed, he sat on the hard, bare ground, leaning against the wall, looking into the garden where Judge Penniman, in between his moments of pain, grew a few vegetables. It was a safe spot for the enjoyable task at hand. He savored the cake, first eating the half walnut meat, which he carefully removed. But he thought it didn’t taste quite right.
He now regarded the cake itself uncertainly. It was surely perfect cake. He broke a fragment from the thin edge and tasted it almost fearfully. It wasn't going right. He persisted with a larger fragment, but upon this he was like to choke; his mouth was dry and curiously no place for even the choicest cake. He wondered about it in something like panic, staring at it in puzzled consternation. There was the choice thing and he couldn't eat it. Then he became aware that his eyes were hot, the lids burning; and there came a choking, even though he no longer had any cake in his mouth. Suddenly he knew that he couldn't eat the cake because he had lost his brother—his brother who had passed on. He gulped alarmingly as the full knowledge overwhelmed him. He was wishing that Merle had kept the knife, even if it wasn't such a good knife, so he would have something to remember him by. Now he would have nothing. He, Wilbur, would always remember Merle, even if he was no longer a twin, but Merle would surely forget him. He had passed on.
He looked at the cake uncertainly. It was definitely a perfect cake. He broke off a small piece from the thin edge and tasted it almost fearfully. It didn’t feel right. He tried a bigger piece, but it almost made him choke; his mouth felt dry and strangely unwelcoming for even the best cake. He panicked a little, staring at it in confusion. It was such a special cake, and he couldn’t eat it. Then he noticed that his eyes were hot, his eyelids burning; he felt a choking sensation, even though he didn’t have any cake in his mouth anymore. Suddenly, he realized he couldn’t eat the cake because he had lost his brother—his brother who was gone. He swallowed hard as the realization hit him. He wished Merle had kept the knife, even if it wasn’t a great knife, so he’d have something to remember him by. Now he had nothing. Wilbur would always remember Merle, even if they weren’t twins anymore, but Merle would surely forget him. He was gone.
Over by the little house he heard the bark of Frank, the dog. Frank's voice was changing, and his bark was now a promising baritone. His owner tried to whistle, but made poor work of this, so he called, "Here, Frank! Here, Frank!" reckless of betraying his own whereabouts. His voice was not clear, it still choked, but it carried; Frank came bounding to him. He had a dog left, anyway—a good fighting dog. His eyes still burned, but they were no longer dry, and his gulps were periodic, threatening a catastrophe of the most dreadful sort.
Over by the small house, he heard Frank, the dog, barking. Frank's bark was changing, now sounding like a promising deep voice. His owner tried to whistle but wasn’t very good at it, so he called out, "Here, Frank! Here, Frank!" not caring about revealing his own position. His voice wasn't clear; it still was shaky, but it carried; Frank came bounding over to him. At least he still had a dog—a good fighting dog. His eyes still burned, but they were no longer dry, and his breaths were uneven, hinting at a potential meltdown of the worst kind.
Frank, the dog, swallowed the cake hungrily, eating it with a terrible ease, as he was wont to eat enemy dogs.
Frank, the dog, gulped down the cake eagerly, devouring it with an alarming ease, just like he was used to treating rival dogs.
CHAPTER VIII
Midsummer faded into late summer, and Dave Cowan was still small-towning it. To the uninformed he might have seemed a staff, fixed and permanent, to Sam Pickering and the Newbern Center Advance. But Sam was not uninformed. He was wise in Dave's ways; he knew the longer Dave stayed the more casually would he flit; an hour's warning and the Advance would be needing a printer. So Sam became aware on a day in early September that he would be wise to have a substitute ready. He knew the signs. Dave would become abstracted, stand longer and oftener at the window overlooking the slow life of Newbern. His mind would already be off and away. Then on an afternoon he would tell Sam that he must see a man in Seattle, and if Sam had taken forethought there would be a new printer at the case next day. The present sojourn of Dave's had been longer than any Sam Pickering could remember, for the reason, it seemed, that Dave had been interested in teaching his remaining son a good loose trade.
Midsummer faded into late summer, and Dave Cowan was still living in his small town. To those who didn’t know him, he might have seemed like a permanent fixture at Sam Pickering and the Newbern Center Advance. But Sam was in the loop. He understood Dave's patterns; he knew that the longer Dave lingered, the more casually he would drift away; with just an hour's notice, the Advance would suddenly need a new printer. So, on a day in early September, Sam realized he should have a backup ready. He recognized the signs. Dave would become distracted, standing at the window more often, gazing out at the slow pace of life in Newbern. His thoughts were already elsewhere. Then, one afternoon, he’d tell Sam that he needed to meet someone in Seattle, and if Sam had planned ahead, there would be a new printer at the press the following day. Dave's current stay had been longer than any Sam Pickering could remember, mainly because Dave was focused on teaching his remaining son a practical trade.
Directly after the apotheosis of Merle his brother had been taken to the Advance office where, perched upon a high stool, his bare legs intricately entwined among its rungs, he had been taught the surface mysteries of typesetting. At first he was merely let to set up quads in his stick, though putting leads between the lines and learning the use of his steel rule. Then he was taught the location of the boxes in the case and was allowed to set real type. By the time Sam Pickering noted the moving signs in Dave the boy was struggling with copy and winning his father's praise for his aptitude. True, he too often neglected to reach to the upper case for capital letters, and the galley proofs of his takes were not as clean as they should have been, but he was learning. His father said so.
Right after Merle’s big moment, his brother was taken to the Advance office where he sat on a high stool, his bare legs tangled among its rungs, and he learned the basics of typesetting. At first, he was just allowed to set up quads in his stick, putting leads between the lines and figuring out how to use his steel rule. Then he was shown where the boxes were in the case and got to set real type. By the time Sam Pickering noticed the changes in Dave, the boy was tackling copy and earning his father's praise for his skills. Sure, he still often forgot to reach for the uppercase letters, and his galley proofs weren’t as clean as they could be, but he was improving. His father said so.
Every Wednesday he earned a real quarter by sitting against the wall back of the hand press and inking the forms while his father ran off the edition. This was better fun than typesetting. Before you was a long roller on two other long rollers, and at your right hand was a small roller with which you picked up ink from a stone, rolling it across and across with a spirited crackle; then you ran the small roller the length of the long roller; then you turned a crank that revolved the two lower rollers, thus distributing the ink evenly over the upper one. After that you ran the upper roller out over the two forms of type on the press bed.
Every Wednesday he made a real quarter by sitting against the wall behind the hand press and inking the forms while his dad printed the edition. This was more fun than typesetting. In front of you was a long roller on two other long rollers, and on your right was a small roller that you used to pick up ink from a stone, rolling it back and forth with a lively crackle; then you rolled the small roller along the length of the long roller; next, you turned a crank that spun the two lower rollers, evenly spreading the ink over the upper one. After that, you rolled the upper roller out over the two forms of type on the press bed.
Dave Cowan, across the press, the sleeves of his pink-striped shirt rolled to his elbows, then let down a frame in which he had fixed a virgin sheet of paper, ran the bed of the press back under a weighted shelf, and pulled a mighty lever to make the imprint. Wilbur had heard the phrase "power of the press." He conceived that this was what the phrase meant—this pulling of the lever. Surmounting the framework of the press was a bronze eagle with wings out-spread for flight. His father told him, the first day of his service, that this bird would flap its wings and scream three times when the last paper was run off. This would be the signal for Terry Stamper, the devil, to go across to Vielhaber's and fetch a pail of beer. Wilbur had waited for this phenomenon, only to believe, after repeated disappointments, that it was one of his father's jokes, though it was true that Terry Stamper brought the beer, which was drunk by Dave and Terry and Sam Pickering. Sam had been folding the printed papers, while Terry Stamper operated a machine that left upon each the name of a subscriber, dropping them into a clothes basket, which he later conveyed to the post office. Wilbur enjoyed this work, running the long roller across the forms after each impression, spotting himself and his clothes with ink. After he had learned some more he would be a printer's devil like Terry, and fetch the beer and run the job press and do other interesting things. There was a little thrill for him in knowing you could say devil in this connection without having people think you were using a bad word.
Dave Cowan, standing by the press with the sleeves of his pink-striped shirt rolled up to his elbows, positioned a fresh sheet of paper in the press, ran the bed of the press back under a weighted shelf, and pulled a huge lever to create the print. Wilbur had heard the expression "power of the press." He figured this was what it meant—this action of pulling the lever. Atop the press was a bronze eagle with its wings spread for flight. His dad had told him on his first day of work that this bird would flap its wings and scream three times when the last paper was printed. That would be the signal for Terry Stamper, the troublemaker, to head over to Vielhaber's and get a pail of beer. Wilbur had looked forward to seeing this happen, but after several disappointments, he started to think it was just one of his dad’s jokes. However, it was true that Terry Stamper did bring the beer, which was shared by Dave, Terry, and Sam Pickering. Sam had been folding the printed papers while Terry Stamper operated a machine that printed each subscriber's name on them, dropping them into a basket that he later took to the post office. Wilbur loved this work, rolling the long roller across the forms after each print, getting ink on himself and his clothes. Once he learned more, he would be a printer's apprentice like Terry, fetching the beer and running the job press and doing other exciting tasks. There was a little thrill in knowing he could say devil in this context without people thinking he was using a bad word.
But Dave's time had come. He "yearned over the skyline, where the strange roads go down," though he put it more sharply to Sam Pickering one late afternoon:
But Dave's time had come. He "longed for the skyline, where the strange roads lead down," though he expressed it more directly to Sam Pickering one late afternoon:
"Well, Sam, I feel itchy-footed."
"Well, Sam, I'm feeling restless."
"I knew it," said Sam. "When are you leaving?"
"I knew it," Sam said. "When are you leaving?"
"No train out till the six-fifty-eight."
"No train departs until 6:58."
And Sam knew he would be meaning the six-fifty-eight of that same day. He never meant the day after, or the day after that.
And Sam knew he would be referring to the 6:58 of that same day. He never meant the day after, or the day after that.
That evening Dave sauntered down to the depot, accompanied by his son. There was no strained air of expectancy about him, and no tedious management of bags. He might have been seeking merely the refreshment of watching the six-fifty-eight come in and go out, as did a dozen or so of the more leisured class of Newbern. When the train came he greeted the conductor by his Christian name, and chatted with his son until it started. Then he stepped casually aboard and surrendered himself to its will. He had wanted suddenly to go somewhere on a train, and now he was going. "Got to see a man in San Diego," he had told the boy. "I'll drop back some of these days."
That evening, Dave walked down to the depot with his son. He didn't have a tense look of anticipation, nor was he juggling bags. He could have just been enjoying watching the 6:58 come in and leave, like a dozen or so other laid-back folks in Newbern. When the train arrived, he greeted the conductor by his first name and chatted with his son until it was time to go. Then, he casually stepped aboard and let the train take him where it would. He had suddenly felt the urge to go somewhere by train, and now he was on his way. "Got to see a guy in San Diego," he told his son. "I'll be back in a few days."
"Maybe you'll see the gypsies again," said Wilbur a bit wistfully.
"Maybe you'll see the gypsies again," Wilbur said, feeling a bit wistful.
But he was not cast down by his father's going; that was a thing that happened or not, like bad weather. He had learned this about his father. And pretty soon, after he went to school a little more and learned to spell better, to use punctuation marks the way the copy said, and capital letters even if you did have to reach for them, he, too, could swing onto the smoking car of the six-fifty-eight—after she had really started—and go off where gypsies went, and people that had learned good loose trades.
But he wasn't upset by his father's departure; it was just something that happened or didn't happen, like bad weather. He had figured this out about his dad. And soon enough, after he went to school a bit more and improved his spelling, learned to use punctuation the way it was supposed to be, and even dealt with capital letters, he, too, could hop onto the smoking car of the 6:58 train—once it had really taken off—and go off to where gypsies went and people who had learned useful trades.
There was a new printer at the case in the Advance office the following morning, one of those who constantly drifted in and out of that exciting nowhere into which they so lightly disappeared by whim; a gaunt, silent man, almost wholly deaf, who stood in Dave Cowan's place and set type with machine-like accuracy or distributed it with loose-fingered nimbleness, seizing many types at a time and scattering them to their boxes with the apparent abandon of a sower strewing seed. He, too, was but a transient, wherever he might be found, but he had no talk of the outland where gypsies were, and to Wilbur he proved to be of no human interest, so that the boy neglected the dusty office for the more attractive out-of-doors, though still inking the forms for the Wednesday edition, because a quarter is a good thing to have.
There was a new printer at the case in the Advance office the next morning, one of those people who randomly drifted in and out of that exciting void where they easily disappeared on a whim; a thin, quiet man, almost completely deaf, who took Dave Cowan's place and set type with machine-like precision or distributed it with nimble fingers, grabbing many types at once and scattering them into their boxes with the carefree abandon of someone tossing seeds. He, too, was just passing through, no matter where you found him, but he had no stories of the distant lands where gypsies roamed, and to Wilbur, he turned out to be of no human interest, so the boy ignored the dusty office for the more appealing outdoors, though still inking the forms for the Wednesday edition, because a quarter is a good thing to have.
When Terry Stamper brought the pail of beer now the new printer drank abundantly of the frothy stuff, and for a time glowed gently with a suggestive radiance, as if he, too, were almost moved to tell of strange cities; but he never did. Nor did he talk instructively about the beginnings of life and how humans were but slightly advanced simians. He would continue to set type, silent and detached, until an evening when he would want to go somewhere on a train—and go. He did not smoke, but he chewed tobacco; and Wilbur, the apprentice, desiring to do all things that printers did, strove to emulate him in this interesting vice; but it proved to offer only the weakest of appeals, so he presently abandoned the effort—especially after Winona had detected him with the stuff in his mouth, striving to spit like an elderly printer. Winona was horrified. Smoking was bad enough!
When Terry Stamper brought the bucket of beer, the new printer drank it down eagerly, and for a while, he glowed with a subtle radiance, as if he was almost inspired to share stories about strange cities; but he never did. He didn't talk about the origins of life or how humans were just slightly advanced monkeys. He kept setting type, quiet and distant, until one evening when he felt the urge to take a train somewhere—and he did. He didn't smoke, but he chewed tobacco; and Wilbur, the apprentice, wanting to imitate everything printers did, tried to follow his lead in this curious habit. However, it just didn't have much appeal, so he eventually gave it up—especially after Winona caught him with it in his mouth, trying to spit like an old printer. Winona was appalled. Smoking was bad enough!
Winona was even opposed to his becoming a printer. Those advantages of the craft extolled by Dave Cowan were precisely what Winona deemed undesirable. A boy should rather be studious and of good habits and learn to write a good hand so that he could become a bookkeeper, perhaps even in the First National Bank itself—and always stay in one place. Winona disapproved of gypsies and all their ways. Gypsies were rolling stones. She strove to entice the better nature of Wilbur with moral placards bearing printed bits from the best authors. She gave him an entire calendar with an uplifting sentiment on each leaf. One paying proper attention could scarcely have lived the year of that calendar without being improved. Unfortunately, Wilbur Cowan never in the least cared to know what day in the month it was, and whole weeks of these homilies went unread. Winona was watchful, however, and fertile of resource. Aforetime she had devoted her efforts chiefly to Merle as being the better worth saving. Now that she had indeed saved him, made and uplifted him beyond human expectation, she redoubled her attentions to his less responsive, less plastic brother. Almost fiercely she was bent upon making him the moral perfectionist she had made Merle.
Winona was against him becoming a printer. The benefits of the trade that Dave Cowan praised were exactly what Winona thought were undesirable. A boy should focus on his studies, develop good habits, and learn to write well so he could become a bookkeeper, possibly even at the First National Bank—and always stay in one place. Winona disapproved of gypsies and all their ways. Gypsies were like rolling stones. She tried to inspire the better side of Wilbur with moral posters featuring quotes from great authors. She even gave him a whole calendar with an uplifting message for each month. Anyone paying attention couldn’t have spent that year without growing from it. Unfortunately, Wilbur Cowan didn’t care at all what day of the month it was, and whole weeks of those moral messages went unread. However, Winona was vigilant and resourceful. Previously, she had mainly focused her efforts on Merle since he was worth saving. Now that she had indeed saved him and uplifted him beyond anyone's expectations, she intensified her focus on his less responsive, less pliable brother. She was almost fiercely determined to make him the moral ideal she had created in Merle.
As one of the means to this end she regaled him often with tales of his brother's social and moral refulgence under his new name. The severance of Merle from his former environment had been complete. Not yet had he come back to see them. But Winona from church and Sunday-school brought weekly reports of his progress in the esteem of the family which he now adorned. Harvey D. Whipple was proud of his new son; had already come to feel a real fatherhood for him, and could deny him nothing. He was such a son as Harvey D. had hoped to have. Old Gideon Whipple, too, was proud of his new grandson. The stepmother, for whom Fate had been circumvented by this device of adoption, looked up to the boy and rejoiced in her roundabout motherhood, and Miss Murtree declared that he was a perfect little gentleman. Also, by her account, he was studious, with a natural fondness for the best in literature, and betrayed signs of an intellect such as, in her confidentially imparted opinion, the Whipple family, neither in root nor branch, had yet revealed. Patricia, the sister, had abandoned all intention of running away from home to obtain the right sort of companionship.
As part of this, she often entertained him with stories about how his brother was thriving socially and morally under his new name. Merle had completely cut ties with his old life. He still hadn't returned to visit them. But Winona, from church and Sunday school, brought weekly updates on how well he was being received by his new family. Harvey D. Whipple was proud of his new son; he had started to feel a genuine sense of fatherhood towards him and could deny him nothing. He was the kind of son Harvey D. had always wanted. Old Gideon Whipple was also proud of his new grandson. The stepmother, who had benefited from this clever adoption scheme, admired the boy and took joy in her indirect motherhood, while Miss Murtree claimed he was a perfect little gentleman. According to her, he was studious and had a natural love for great literature, showing signs of intelligence that, in her confidential opinion, the Whipple family had never displayed before in any form. Patricia, the sister, had given up on the idea of running away from home to find the right kind of friends.
Winona meant to pique and inspire Wilbur to new endeavour with these tales, which, for a good purpose, she took the liberty of embellishing where they seemed to invite it—as how the Whipples were often heard to wish that the other twin had been as good and well-mannered a boy as Merle—who did not use tobacco in any form—so they might have adopted him, too. Winona was perhaps never to understand that Wilbur could not picture himself as despised and rejected. His assertion that he had not wished to be adopted by any Whipples she put down to envious bravado. Had he not from afar on more than one occasion beheld his brother riding the prophesied pony? But he would have felt embarrassed at meeting his brother now face to face. He liked to see him at a distance, on the wonderful pony, or being driven in the cart with other Whipples, and he felt a great pride that he should have been thus exalted. But he was shyly determined to have no contact with this splendid being.
Winona wanted to motivate and inspire Wilbur to try new things with these stories, which she took the liberty of embellishing for a good reason—like how the Whipples often expressed a wish that the other twin had been as good and well-mannered as Merle—who didn’t use tobacco at all—so they could have adopted him too. Winona probably never understood that Wilbur couldn’t imagine himself as someone who was despised and rejected. His claim that he didn’t want to be adopted by any Whipples she attributed to envious bravado. Hadn’t he seen his brother riding the predicted pony from a distance more than once? But now, he would have felt embarrassed to meet his brother face to face. He enjoyed watching him from afar, riding that amazing pony or being driven in the cart with the other Whipples, and he felt a deep sense of pride for being so close to that life. However, he was shyly determined to have no interaction with this remarkable person.
When school began in the fall he was again constrained to the halls of learning. He would have preferred not to go to school, finding the free outer life of superior interest; but he couldn't learn the good loose trade without improving his knowledge of the printed word—though he had not been warned that printers must be informed about fractions, or even long division—but Winona being his teacher it was impracticable to be absent on private affairs even for a day without annoying consequences.
When school started in the fall, he was once again stuck in the halls of learning. He would have rather not gone to school, finding the freedom of the outside world much more interesting; but he couldn’t learn the valuable skills he wanted without improving his reading and writing—though no one had told him that printers needed to know about fractions or even long division—but with Winona as his teacher, it was impossible to miss a day for personal reasons without facing annoying consequences.
During the long summer every day but Sunday had been a Saturday in all essentials; now, though the hillsides blazed with autumn colour, ripe nuts were dropping, the mornings sparkled a frosty invitation, and there was a provocative tang of brush fires in the keen air, he must earn his Saturdays, and might even of these earn but one in a long week. Sunday, to be sure, had the advantage of no school, but it had the disadvantage of church attendance, where one fell sleepy while the minister scolded; and Sunday afternoon, even if one might fare abroad, was clouded by reminders of the imminent Monday morning. It was rather a relief when snow came to shroud the affable woods, bringing such cold that one might as well be in a schoolroom as any place; when, as Winona put down in her journal, the vale of Newbern was "locked in winter's icy embrace," and poor old Judge Penniman was compelled to while away the long forenoons with his feet on a stock of wood in the kitchen oven.
During the long summer, every day except Sunday felt like a Saturday in every way; now, even though the hillsides were ablaze with autumn colors, ripe nuts were falling, the mornings sparkled with a frosty invitation, and there was a tempting hint of brush fires in the crisp air, he had to earn his Saturdays and might end up managing to earn just one in a whole week. Sunday definitely had the plus of no school, but it came with the downside of having to go to church, where one tended to doze off while the minister lectured; and Sunday afternoon, even if one could go out, was overshadowed by the thoughts of the looming Monday morning. It was somewhat of a relief when snow arrived to cover the friendly woods, bringing such cold that being anywhere was as uncomfortable as being in a classroom; when, as Winona recorded in her journal, the valley of Newbern was “locked in winter’s icy embrace,” and poor old Judge Penniman had to spend the long mornings with his feet perched on a pile of wood in the kitchen oven.
From Dave Cowan came picture postcards addressed to his son, gay-coloured scenes of street life or public buildings, and on these Dave had written, "Having a good time, hope you are the same." One of them portrayed a scene of revelry by night, and was entitled Sans Souci Dance Hall, Denver, Colorado. Winona bribed this away from the recipient with money. She wished Dave would use better judgment—choose the picture of some good church or a public library.
From Dave Cowan, there were picture postcards sent to his son, featuring colorful scenes of street life or public buildings, and on these, Dave had written, "Having a great time, hope you are too." One of them showed a lively night scene and was titled Sans Souci Dance Hall, Denver, Colorado. Winona managed to buy this from the recipient with cash. She wished Dave would make better choices—like picking a picture of a nice church or a public library.
The Whipple family, including its latest recruit, continued remote. Wilbur would happily observe his one-time brother, muffled in robes of fur, glide swiftly past in a sleigh of curved beauty, drawn by horses that showered music along the roadway from a hundred golden bells, but there were no direct encounters save with old Sharon Whipple. Sharon, even before winter came, had formed a habit of stopping to speak to Wilbur, pulling up the long-striding, gaunt roan horse and the buggy which his weight caused to sag on one side to ask the boy idle questions. Throughout the winter he continued these attentions, and once, on a day sparkling with new snow, he took the rejected twin into a cutter, enveloped him in the buffalo robe, and gave him a joyous ride out over West Hill along the icy road that wound through the sleeping, still woods. They were silent for the most of this drive.
The Whipple family, along with their newest member, stayed remote. Wilbur would happily watch his former brother, wrapped in fur robes, glide past in a beautifully curved sleigh, pulled by horses that jingled with a hundred golden bells along the road. However, there were no direct encounters except with old Sharon Whipple. Even before winter hit, Sharon had made it a habit to stop and chat with Wilbur, pulling up with his long-striding, lean roan horse and the buggy, which sagged to one side due to his weight, to ask the boy casual questions. Throughout winter, he kept up these visits, and once, on a day sparkling with fresh snow, he invited the rejected twin into a cutter, wrapped him in a buffalo robe, and took him on a joyful ride over West Hill along the icy road winding through the quiet, still woods. They were mostly silent during this drive.
"You don't talk much," said Sharon when the roan slowed for the ascent of West Hill and the music of the bells became only a silver murmur of chords. The boy was silent, even at this, for while he was trying to think of a suitable answer, trying to think what Winona would have him reply, Sharon flicked the roan and the music came loud again. There was no more talk until Sharon pulled up in the village, the boy being too shy to volunteer any speech while this splendid hospitality endured.
"You don't say much," Sharon remarked as the roan slowed for the climb up West Hill, and the sound of the bells faded to a soft, silver hum. The boy stayed quiet, even now, as he struggled to come up with a good response, thinking about what Winona would want him to say. Sharon gave the roan a flick, and the music returned to a loud volume. There was no more conversation until Sharon stopped in the village, with the boy too shy to speak up while they enjoyed this generous hospitality.
"Have a good time?" demanded Sharon at parting.
"Did you have a good time?" Sharon asked as they parted.
Wilbur tried earnestly to remember that he should reply in Winona's formula, "I have had a delightful time and thank you so much for asking me," but he stared at Sharon, muffled in a great fur coat and cap, holding the taut lines with enormous driving gloves, and could only say "Fine!" after which he stopped, merely looking his thanks.
Wilbur seriously tried to recall that he should respond using Winona's line, "I had a wonderful time, and thank you so much for inviting me," but he gazed at Sharon, wrapped up in a huge fur coat and hat, gripping the tight reins with big driving gloves, and could only manage to say "Fine!" after which he just looked at her in gratitude.
"Good!" said Sharon, and touching the outer tips of his frosted eyebrows with a huge gloved thumb he clicked to the roan and was off to a sprinkle of bell chimes.
"Good!" Sharon said, and using a large gloved thumb, he touched the outer tips of his frosted eyebrows, clicked to the roan, and took off to the sound of tinkling bells.
Wilbur resolved not to tell Winona of this ride, because he would have to confess that he had awkwardly forgotten to say the proper words at the end. Merle would not have forgotten. Probably Mr. Sharon Whipple, having found him wanting in polish, would never speak to him again. But Sharon did, for a week later, when Wilbur passed him where he had stopped the cutter in River Street, the old man not only hailed him, but called him Buck. From his hearty manner of calling, "Hello, there, Buck!" it seemed that he had decided to overlook the past.
Wilbur decided not to tell Winona about this ride because he would have to admit that he clumsily forgot to say the right words at the end. Merle wouldn’t have made that mistake. Most likely, Mr. Sharon Whipple, having found him lacking in charm, would never talk to him again. But Sharon did. A week later, when Wilbur saw him parked on River Street, the old man not only greeted him but also called him Buck. From his warm greeting, "Hello there, Buck!" it seemed he had chosen to move on from the past.
The advent of the following summer was marked by two events of importance; Mouser, the Penniman cat, after being repeatedly foiled throughout the winter, had gained access to the little house on a day when windows and doors were open for cleaning, stalked the immobile blue jay, and falling upon his prey had rent the choice bird limb from limb, scattering over a wide space wings, feathers, cotton, and twisted wire. Mouser had apparently found it beyond belief that so beautiful a bird should not be toothsome in any single part. But the discoverer of this sacrilege was not horrified as he would have been a year before. He had even the breadth of mind to feel an honest sympathy for poor Mouser, who had come upon arsenic where it could not by any known law of Nature have been apprehended, and who for two days remained beneath the woodshed sick unto death, and was not his old self for weeks thereafter. Wilbur was growing up.
The arrival of the next summer was marked by two significant events; Mouser, the Penniman cat, after being repeatedly thwarted all winter, finally got inside the little house on a day when the windows and doors were open for cleaning. He pounced on the still blue jay and tore the beautiful bird apart, scattering wings, feathers, cotton, and twisted wire all over the place. Mouser seemed to find it unbelievable that such a stunning bird wasn’t delicious in any single part. However, the witness of this act wasn’t horrified as he would have been a year earlier. He even managed to feel a genuine sympathy for poor Mouser, who had stumbled upon poison where it should never have been found according to the laws of Nature, and who spent two days under the woodshed, terribly sick, taking weeks to fully recover. Wilbur was growing up.
Soon after this the other notable event transpired. Frank, the dog, became the proud but worried mother of five puppies, all multicoloured like himself. It is these ordeals that mature the soul, and it was an older Wilbur who went again to the Advance office to learn the loose trade, as his father had written him from New Orleans that he must be sure to do. He had increased his knowledge of convention in the use of capital letters, and that summer, as a day's work, he set up a column of leaded long primer which won him the difficult praise of Sam Pickering. Sam wrote a notice of the performance and printed it in the Advance—the budding craftsman feeling a double glow when he sat this up, too. The item predicted that Wilbur Cowan, son of our fellow townsman, Dave Cowan, would soon become one of the swiftest of compositors.
Soon after this, another notable event took place. Frank, the dog, became the proud yet anxious mom of five puppies, all multicolored like him. It's these experiences that mature the soul, and an older Wilbur went back to the Advance office to learn the loose trade, just as his father had advised him in a letter from New Orleans. He had improved his understanding of the rules for using capital letters, and that summer, as part of his work, he set up a column of leaded long primer that earned him the challenging praise of Sam Pickering. Sam wrote a notice about the achievement and printed it in the Advance—the budding craftsman felt a double sense of pride when he set this up too. The item predicted that Wilbur Cowan, son of our fellow townsman, Dave Cowan, would soon become one of the fastest compositors.
This summer he not only inked the forms on Wednesday, but he was permitted to operate the job press. You stood before this and turned a large wheel at the left to start it, after which you kept it going with one foot on a treadle. Then rhythmically the press opened wide its maw and you took out the printed card or small bill and put in another before the jaws closed down. It was especially thrilling, because if you should keep your hand in there until the jaws closed you wouldn't have it any longer.
This summer, he not only filled out the forms on Wednesday, but he was also allowed to run the job press. You stood in front of it and turned a large wheel on the left to get it started, then kept it running with one foot on a pedal. The press would rhythmically open wide its mouth, and you'd take out the printed card or small bill and slip in another before the jaws closed. It was especially exciting because if you left your hand in there when the jaws closed, you wouldn’t have it anymore.
But there was disquieting news about the loose trade he intended to follow. A new printer brought this. He was the second since the deaf one of the year before, the latter on an hour's notice having taken the six-fifty-eight for Florida one night in early winter—like one of the idle rich, Sam Pickering said. The new printer, a sour, bald one of middle age, reported bitterly that hand composition was getting to be no good nowadays; you had to learn the linotype, a machine that was taking the bread out of the mouths of honest typesetters. He had beheld one of these heinous mechanisms operated in a city office—by a slip of a girl that wouldn't know how to hold a real stick in her hand—and things had come to a pretty pass. It was an intricate machine, with thousands of parts, far more than seemed at all necessary. If you weren't right about machinery, and too old to learn new tricks, what were you going to do? Get sent to the printer's home, that was all! The new printer drank heavily to assuage his gloom, even to a degree that caused Herman Vielhaber to decline his custom, so that he must lean the gloomy hours away on the bar of Pegleg McCarron, where they didn't mind such things. Sam Pickering warned him that if this kept on there would no longer be jobs for hand compositors, even in country printing offices; that he, for one, would probably solve his own labour problem by installing a machine and running it himself. But the sad printer refused to be warned and went from bad to worse.
But there was some unsettling news about the loose trade he intended to pursue. A new printer brought this news. He was the second one since the deaf guy from the year before, who had left on short notice to catch the 6:58 train to Florida one night in early winter—like one of the idle rich, Sam Pickering said. The new printer, a grumpy, bald man in his middle years, bitterly reported that hand typesetting was becoming obsolete; you had to learn how to use the linotype, a machine that was taking the jobs away from honest typesetters. He had seen one of these terrible machines being operated in a city office—by a young girl who wouldn’t know how to hold a real type stick—and things had really gone downhill. It was a complicated machine, with thousands of parts, far more than seemed necessary. If you weren’t knowledgeable about machinery and too old to pick up new skills, what were you going to do? Just end up at the printer’s home, that’s all! The new printer drank heavily to drown his sorrows, to the point where Herman Vielhaber refused his business, leaving him to spend his gloomy hours at Pegleg McCarron’s bar, where they didn’t care about such things. Sam Pickering warned him that if this continued, there would no longer be jobs for hand compositors, even in small-town printing shops; that he, for one, would probably solve his own employment issue by installing a machine and running it himself. But the sad printer refused to be warned and just kept getting worse.
Wilbur Cowan partook of this pessimism about the craft, and wondered if his father had heard the news. If it had ceased to be important that a bright boy should set up a column of long primer, leaded, in a day, he might as well learn some other loose trade in which they couldn't invent a machine to take the bread out of your mouth. It was that summer he spent many forenoons on the steps of the ice wagon driven by his good friend, Bill Bardin. Bill said you made good-enough money delivering ice, and it was pleasant on a hot morning to rumble along the streets on the back steps of the covered wagon, cooled by the great blocks of ice still in its sawdust.
Wilbur Cowan shared this pessimism about the craft and wondered if his father had heard the news. If it was no longer important for a bright kid to set up a column of long primer, leaded, in a day, then he might as well learn some other loose trade where machines couldn't take the bread out of his mouth. That summer, he spent many mornings on the steps of the ice wagon driven by his good friend, Bill Bardin. Bill said you could make decent money delivering ice, and it felt nice on a hot morning to rumble along the streets on the back steps of the covered wagon, cooled by the large blocks of ice still nestled in the sawdust.
When they came to a house that took only twenty-five pounds Bill would let him carry it in with the tongs—unless it was one where Bill, a knightly person, chanced to sustain more or less social relations with the bondmaid. And you could chip off pieces of ice to hold in your mouth, or cool your bare feet in the cold wet sawdust; and you didn't have to be anywhere at a certain hour, but could just loaf along, giving people their ice when you happened to get there. He wondered, indeed, if delivering ice were not as loose a trade as typesetting had been, and whether his father would approve of it. It was pleasanter than sitting in a dusty printing office, and the smells were less obtrusive. Also, Bill Bardin went about bareheaded and clad above the waist only in a sleeveless jersey that was tight across his broad chest and gave his big arms free play. He chewed tobacco, too, like a printer, but cautioned his young helper against this habit in early youth. He said if indulged in at too tender an age it turned your blood to water and you died in great suffering. Wilbur longed for the return of his father, so he could tell him about the typesetting machine and about this other good loose trade that had opened so opportunely.
When they reached a house that cost only twenty-five pounds, Bill would let him bring it inside using the tongs—unless it was a place where Bill, being a somewhat noble person, had some sort of social connection with the maid. You could chip off chunks of ice to hold in your mouth or cool your bare feet in the cold, wet sawdust. You didn’t have to be anywhere at a specific time; you could just take your time, giving people their ice whenever you arrived. He wondered if delivering ice was as relaxed a job as typesetting used to be, and whether his dad would think it was okay. It was definitely nicer than sitting in a dusty printing office, and the smells were less overpowering. Plus, Bill Bardin walked around without a hat and was only wearing a sleeveless jersey that hugged his broad chest and allowed his big arms to move freely. He also chewed tobacco like a printer but advised his young helper against picking up that habit too early. He warned that starting too young would turn your blood to water and could lead to a painful death. Wilbur really missed his dad and wanted him to come back so he could share what he learned about the typesetting machine and this new, relaxed job that had become available.
And there were other trades—seemingly loose enough—in which one drove the most delightful wagons, and which endured the year round and not, as with the ice trade, merely for the summer. There was, for example, driving an express wagon. Afternoons, when the ice chests of Newbern had been replenished and Bill Bardin disappeared in the more obscure interests of his craft, Wilbur would often ride with Rufus Paulding, Newbern's express agent. Rufus drove one excellent horse to a smart green wagon, and brought packages from the depot, which he delivered about the town. Being a companionable sort, he was not averse to Wilbur Cowan's company on his cushioned seat. It was not as cool work as delivering ice, and lacked a certain dash of romance present in the other trade, but it was lively and interesting in its own way, especially when Rufus would remain on his seat and let him carry packages in to people with a book for them to sign.
And there were other jobs—seemingly easy ones—in which people drove the most delightful wagons, and which lasted all year, not just during the summer like the ice trade. For instance, there was driving an express wagon. In the afternoons, when the ice chests in Newbern were restocked and Bill Bardin got caught up in his work, Wilbur would often ride with Rufus Paulding, the express agent in Newbern. Rufus drove a great horse pulling a stylish green wagon, bringing packages from the depot and delivering them around town. Friendly by nature, he didn't mind Wilbur Cowan keeping him company on the cushioned seat. It wasn’t as cool as delivering ice and didn’t have the same excitement as that job, but it was lively and interesting in its own way, especially when Rufus would stay on his seat and let Wilbur carry packages in to people with a book for them to sign.
And there was the dray, driven by Trimble Cushman, drawn by two proud black horses of great strength. This trade was a sort of elder, heavier brother of the express trade, conveying huge cases of merchandise from the freight depot to the shops of the town. Progress was slower here than with the express wagon, or even the ice wagon; you had to do lots of backing, with much stern calling to the big horses, and often it took a long time to ease the big boxes to the sidewalk—time and grunting exclamations. Still it was not unattractive to the dilettante, and he rode beside Trimble with profit to his knowledge of men and affairs.
And there was the cart, driven by Trimble Cushman, pulled by two strong, proud black horses. This job was like the older, bulkier sibling of the express delivery service, transporting large cases of goods from the freight depot to the town's shops. Things moved slower here compared to the express wagon, or even the ice truck; there was a lot of reversing involved, with plenty of yelling at the big horses, and it often took a long time to get the heavy boxes to the sidewalk—lots of time and grunt noises. Still, it wasn’t unappealing to the casual observer, and he rode next to Trimble, gaining valuable insights about people and business.
But better than all, for a good loose trade involving the direction of horses, was driving the bus from the Mansion House to the depot. The majestic yellow vehicle with its cushioned, lavishly decorated interior, its thronelike seat above the world, was an exciting affair, even when it rested in the stable yard. When the horses were hitched to it, and Starling Tucker from the high seat with whip and reins directed its swift progress, with rattles and rumbles like a real circus wagon, it was thrilling indeed. This summer marked the first admission of Wilbur to an intimacy with the privileged driver which entitled him to mount dizzily to the high seat and rattle off to trains. He had patiently courted Starling Tucker in the office of the Mansion House livery stable, sitting by him in silent admiration while he discoursed learnedly of men and horses, helping to hitch up the dappled grays to the bus, fetching his whip, holding his gloves, until it became a matter of course that he should mount to the high seat with him.
But even better than anything else was driving the bus from the Mansion House to the depot, especially for a loose trade that involved directing horses. The impressive yellow bus, with its cushioned and lavishly decorated interior, and its throne-like seat elevated above everything else, was quite the spectacle, even when it was parked in the stable yard. When the horses were harnessed to it, and Starling Tucker, from the high seat with his whip and reins, guided its speedy journey with rattles and rumblings like a real circus wagon, it was truly thrilling. This summer marked the first time Wilbur got to enjoy a close relationship with the privileged driver, allowing him to climb up to the high seat and race off to the trains. He had patiently earned Starling Tucker's friendship in the office of the Mansion House livery stable, sitting by him in silent admiration while he spoke knowledgeably about people and horses, helping to harness the dappled grays to the bus, fetching his whip, and holding his gloves, until it was taken for granted that he would sit up in the high seat with him.
This seemed really to be the best of all loose trades. On that high seat, one hand grasping an iron railing at the side, sitting by grim-faced Starling Tucker in his battered hat, who drove carelessly with one hand and tugged at his long red moustache with the other, it was pleasantly appalling to reflect that he might be at any moment dashed to pieces on the road below; to remember that Starling himself, the daily associate of horses and a man of high adventure, had once fallen from this very seat and broken bones—the most natural kind of accident, Starling averred, though gossip had blamed it on Pegleg McCarron's whisky. Not only was it delectable to ride in the high place, to watch trains come and go, to carry your load of travellers back to the Mansion House, but there were interludes of relaxation when you could sit about in the office of the stables and listen to agreeable talk from the choice spirits of abundant leisure, with whom work seemed to be a tribal taboo, daily assembled there. The flow of anecdote was often of a pungent quality, and the amateur learned some words and phrases that would have caused Winona acute distress; but he learned about men and horses and dogs, and enlarged his knowledge of Newbern's inner life, having peculiar angles of his own upon it from his other contacts with its needs for ice and express packages and crates of bulkier merchandise.
This really seemed to be the best of all casual jobs. Up in that high seat, with one hand gripping an iron railing and sitting next to the serious-faced Starling Tucker in his worn hat, who drove carelessly with one hand while tugging at his long red mustache with the other, it was both thrilling and alarming to think that at any moment we could be smashed to pieces on the road below. It was a reminder that Starling himself, who dealt with horses daily and was a man of daring, had once fallen from this very spot and broken bones—just a typical accident, he claimed, even though rumors said it was related to Pegleg McCarron’s whiskey. Not only was it enjoyable to ride up there, watching trains come and go, and bringing travelers back to the Mansion House, but there were also breaks when you could hang out in the stables' office, listening to the fascinating conversations from the laid-back crowd who considered work a no-go. The stories shared were often quite spicy, and the amateur picked up some words and phrases that would have deeply upset Winona; but he learned about people, horses, and dogs, expanding his understanding of Newbern's inner life, which he viewed from unique angles based on his other interactions with its needs for ice, express packages, and larger shipments.
His father had once said barbering was a good loose trade that enabled one to go freely about the world, but the boy had definitely eliminated this from the list of possible crafts, owing to unfortunate experiences with none other than Judge Penniman, for the judge cut his hair. At spaced intervals through the year Winona would give the order and the judge would complainingly make his preparations. The victim was taken to the woodshed and perched on a box which was set on a chair. The judge swathed him with one of Mrs. Penniman's aprons, crowding folds of it inside his neckband. Then with stern orders to hold his head still the rite was consummated with a pair of shears commandeered from plain and fancy dressmaking. Loath himself to begin the work, the judge always came to feel, as it progressed, a fussy pride in his artistry; a pride never in the least justified by results. To Wilbur, after these ordeals, his own mirrored head was a strange and fearsome apparition, the ears appearing to have been too carelessly affixed and the scanty remainder of his hair left in furrows, with pallid scalp showing through. And there were always hairs down his neck, despite the apron. Barbering was not for him—not when you could drive a bus to all trains, or even a dray.
His dad once said that being a barber was a good, flexible job that allowed someone to travel freely, but the boy had definitely crossed this off his list of possible careers because of his unfortunate experiences with none other than Judge Penniman, who was the one to cut his hair. Throughout the year, Winona would give the order, and the judge would complain as he got ready. The poor kid was taken to the woodshed and made to sit on a box that was placed on a chair. The judge wrapped him in one of Mrs. Penniman's aprons, stuffing the folds inside his collar. Then, with strict instructions to keep his head still, the ordeal was completed with a pair of shears borrowed from sewing projects. Even though the judge was reluctant to start, he always ended up feeling a little too proud of his “skills” as he worked, a pride that was never justified by the awful results. For Wilbur, after these experiences, his own reflection seemed strange and terrifying, with his ears looking like they were haphazardly attached and the sparse hair left patchy, exposing his pale scalp. Plus, there were always hairs stuck to his neck, no matter how much the apron tried to catch them. Barbering was definitely not for him—especially when he could drive a bus to all the trains or even a dray.
There were also street encounters that summer with old Sharon Whipple, who called the boy Buck and jocularly asked him what he was doing to make a man of himself, and whom he would vote for at the next election. One sunny morning, while Wilbur on River Street weighed the possible attractions of the livery-stable office against the immediate certainty of some pleasant hours with Rufus Paulding, off to the depot to get a load of express packages for people, Sharon in his sagging buggy pulled up to the curb before him and told him to jump in if he wanted a ride. So he had jumped in without further debate.
There were also street encounters that summer with old Sharon Whipple, who called the boy Buck and jokingly asked him what he was doing to become a man and who he would vote for in the next election. One sunny morning, while Wilbur on River Street weighed the potential appeal of the livery-stable office against the immediate certainty of spending some enjoyable hours with Rufus Paulding, who was heading to the depot to pick up a load of express packages for people, Sharon pulled up to the curb in his worn-out buggy and told him to hop in if he wanted a ride. So, he jumped in without any further discussion.
Sharon's plump figure was loosely clad in gray, and his whimsical eyes twinkled under a wide-brimmed hat of soft straw. He paused to light a cigar after the boy was at his side—the buggy continuing to sag as before—then he pushed up the ends of his eyebrows with the blunt thumb, clicked to the long-striding roan, and they were off at a telling trot. Out over West Hill they went, leaving a thick fog of summer dust in their wake, and on through cool woods to a ridge from which the valley opened, revealing a broad checker-board of ripening grain fields.
Sharon's curvy figure was casually dressed in gray, and his playful eyes sparkled under a wide-brimmed straw hat. He took a moment to light a cigar after the boy joined him— the buggy still sagging as before—then he raised his eyebrows with his thick thumb, clicked to the long-striding roan, and they set off at a brisk trot. They rode over West Hill, leaving a thick cloud of summer dust behind them, and through cool woods to a ridge where the valley opened up, revealing a wide checkerboard of ripening grain fields.
"Got to make three of my farms," volunteered Sharon after a silent hour's drive.
"Got to make three of my farms," Sharon said after an hour of driving in silence.
"Yes, sir," said Wilbur, which seemed enough for them both until the first of the farms was reached.
"Yeah, sure," said Wilbur, which seemed to satisfy them both until they reached the first of the farms.
Sharon there descended, passing the reins to a proud Wilbur, for talk with his tenant on the steps of the yellow frame farmhouse. Sharon bent his thick round leg to raise a foot to a rustic seat, and upon the cushion thus provided made figures in a notebook. After a time of this, while Wilbur excitingly held the roan horse, made nervous by a hive of bees against the whitewashed fence, he came back to the buggy—which sagged from habit even when disburdened of its owner—and they drove to another farm—a red brick farmhouse, this time, with yellow roses climbing its front. Here Sharon tarried longer in consultation. Wilbur staunchly held the roan, listened to the high-keyed drone of a reaper in a neighbouring field, and watched the old man make more figures in his black notebook. He liked this one of the Whipples pretty well. He was less talkative than Bill Bardin, and his speech was less picturesque than Starling Tucker's or even Trimble Cushman's, who would often threaten to do interesting and horrible things to his big dray horses when they didn't back properly; but Wilbur felt at ease with Sharon, even if he didn't say much or say it in startling words.
Sharon came down, handing the reins to a proud Wilbur, to talk with his tenant on the steps of the yellow frame farmhouse. Sharon bent his thick leg to lift a foot onto a rustic seat, and on the cushion provided, he made figures in a notebook. After a while, while Wilbur excitedly held the roan horse, which was nervous because of a hive of bees near the whitewashed fence, he returned to the buggy—which sagged from habit even when it was empty—and they drove to another farm—a red brick farmhouse this time, with yellow roses climbing its front. Here, Sharon stayed longer for a consultation. Wilbur firmly held the roan, listened to the high-pitched sound of a reaper in a nearby field, and watched the old man make more figures in his black notebook. He liked this one of the Whipples pretty well. He was less talkative than Bill Bardin, and his speech was less colorful than Starling Tucker's or even Trimble Cushman's, who would often threaten to do interesting and terrible things to his big dray horses when they didn’t back up properly; but Wilbur felt comfortable with Sharon, even if he didn’t say much or say it in striking words.
When Sharon had done his business the farmer came to lead the roan to the barn, and Sharon, taking a pasteboard box from the back of the buggy, beckoned Wilbur to follow him. They went round the red farmhouse, along a grassy path carelessly bordered with flowers that grew as they would, and at the back came to a little white spring house in which were many pans of milk on shelves, and a big churn. The interior was cool and dim, and a stream of clear water trickled along a passage in the cement floor. They sat on a bench, and Sharon opened his box to produce an astonishing number of sandwiches wrapped in tissue paper, a generous oblong of yellow cheese, and some segments of brown cake splendidly enriched with raisins.
When Sharon finished his business, the farmer came to take the roan to the barn, and Sharon, pulling a cardboard box from the back of the buggy, motioned for Wilbur to follow him. They walked around the red farmhouse, along a grassy path casually lined with flowers that grew wild, and at the back arrived at a small white spring house filled with numerous pans of milk on shelves and a big churn. The inside was cool and dim, with a stream of clear water trickling along a channel in the cement floor. They sat on a bench, and Sharon opened his box to reveal an astonishing amount of sandwiches wrapped in tissue paper, a generous block of yellow cheese, and some pieces of brown cake beautifully filled with raisins.
"Pitch in!" said Sharon.
"Help out!" said Sharon.
"Yes, sir," said Wilbur, and did so with an admirable restraint, such as Winona would have applauded, nibbling politely at one of the sandwiches.
"Sure thing," Wilbur replied, showing impressive self-control that Winona would have praised, as he nibbled politely on one of the sandwiches.
"Ain't you got your health?" demanded the observant Sharon, capably engulfing half a sandwich.
"Aren't you taking care of your health?" asked the attentive Sharon, skillfully finishing off half a sandwich.
"Yes, sir," said Wilbur.
"Yes, sir," Wilbur replied.
"Eat like it then."
"Eat like that then."
So the boy became less conscious of his manners, and ate like it, to Sharon's apparent satisfaction. Midway in the destruction of the sandwiches the old man drew from the churn a tin cup of what proved to be buttermilk. His guest had not learned to like this, so for him he procured another cup, and brought it brimming with sweet milk which he had daringly taken from one of the many pans, quite as if he were at home in the place.
So the boy became less aware of his manners and ate in a way that seemed to please Sharon. Halfway through the destruction of the sandwiches, the old man pulled a tin cup of what turned out to be buttermilk from the churn. His guest didn't like it, so he got another cup and filled it to the brim with sweet milk that he had boldly taken from one of the many pans, acting as if he were right at home in the place.
"Milk's good for you," said Sharon.
"Milk is good for you," Sharon said.
"Yes, sir," said Wilbur.
"Yes, sir," Wilbur replied.
"A regular food, as much as anything you want to name."
"A standard food, just like anything else you want to call it."
"Yes, sir." The boy agreed wholly, without wishing to name anything in disparagement of milk.
"Yes, sir." The boy agreed completely, not wanting to say anything negative about milk.
They ate the sandwiches and cheese, and upon the guest was conferred the cake. There were three pieces, and he managed the first swiftly, but was compelled to linger on the second, even with the lubricating help of another cup of milk.
They ate the sandwiches and cheese, and the cake was served to the guest. There were three pieces, and he quickly finished the first one, but had to take his time with the second, even with the help of another cup of milk.
"Bring it along," directed the host. So it was brought along to the buggy, one piece in course of consumption and one carried to be eaten at superb leisure as the fed roan carried them down the hot road to still another farm.
"Bring it with you," instructed the host. So it was brought to the buggy, one piece being eaten and one saved to be enjoyed at a leisurely pace as the well-fed roan moved down the hot road to yet another farm.
They drove back to Newbern in the late afternoon, still largely silent, though there was a little talk at the close on stretches of hill where the roan would consent to slacken his pace.
They drove back to Newbern in the late afternoon, mostly quiet, although there was some conversation towards the end on the hills where the roan would allow them to slow down.
"What you think of him?" Sharon demanded, nodding obliquely at the roan.
"What do you think of him?" Sharon asked, nodding sideways at the roan.
"He's got good hocks and feet—good head and shoulders, too," said the boy.
"He's got great hocks and feet—also a nice head and shoulders," said the boy.
"He has that," affirmed Sharon. "Know horses?"
"He has that," Sharon confirmed. "Do you know about horses?"
"Well, I—"
"Well, I—"
He faltered, but suddenly warmed to talk and betrayed an intimate knowledge of every prominent horse in Newbern. He knew Charley and Dick, the big dray horses; and Dexter, who drew the express wagon; he knew Bob and George, who hauled the ice wagon; he knew the driving horses in the Mansion stables by name and point, and especially the two dapple grays that drew the bus. Not for nothing had he listened to the wise talk in the stable office, or sat at the feet of Starling Tucker, who knew horses so well he called them hawses. It was the first time he had talked to Sharon forgetfully. Sharon nodded his head from time to time, and the boy presently became shy at the consciousness that he had talked a great deal.
He hesitated for a moment, but then opened up and showed he had a deep knowledge of every well-known horse in Newbern. He was familiar with Charley and Dick, the big draft horses; and Dexter, who pulled the express wagon; he knew Bob and George, who drove the ice truck; he knew the driving horses in the Mansion stables by name and detail, especially the two dapple grays that pulled the bus. He had spent enough time listening to the knowledgeable discussions in the stable office or learning from Starling Tucker, who was so good with horses he pronounced it "hawses." This was the first time he had talked to Sharon without worrying. Sharon nodded along occasionally, and soon the boy grew shy, realizing he had talked quite a bit.
Then Sharon spoke of rumours that the new horseless carriage would soon do away with horses. He didn't believe the rumours, and he spoke scornfully of the new machines as contraptions. Still he had seen some specimens in Buffalo, and they might have something in them. They might be used in time in place of horse-drawn busses and ice wagons and drays. Wilbur was chilled by this prediction. He had more than half meant to drive horses to one of these useful affairs, but what if they were to be run by machinery? Linotypes to spoil typesetting by hand, and now horseless carriages to stop driving horses! He wondered if it would be any use to learn any trade. He would have liked to ask Sharon, but hardly dared.
Then Sharon talked about rumors that the new horseless carriage would soon replace horses. He didn't believe the rumors and dismissively referred to the new machines as contraptions. Still, he had seen some models in Buffalo, and there might be something to them. They could eventually be used instead of horse-drawn buses and ice wagons and carts. Wilbur felt uneasy about this prediction. He had really intended to drive horses for one of these practical jobs, but what if they were replaced by machines? Linotypes had already made typesetting by hand obsolete, and now horseless carriages might end horse-drawn driving! He wondered if it would even be worth it to learn a trade. He would have liked to ask Sharon, but he barely had the courage.
"Well, it's an age of progress," said Sharon at last. "We got to expect changes."
"Well, it's a time of progress," Sharon finally said. "We have to expect changes."
Wilbur was at home on this topic. He became what Winona would have called informative.
Wilbur was right at home with this topic. He became what Winona would have called very informative.
"We can't stop change," he said in his father's manner. "First, there was star dust, and electricity or something made it into the earth; and some water and chemicals made life out of this electricity or something——"
"We can't stop change," he said, mimicking his father's tone. "First, there was stardust, and electricity or something turned it into the earth; and some water and chemicals created life from this electricity or something——"
"Hey?" said the startled Sharon, but the story of creation continued.
"Hey?" said the surprised Sharon, but the creation story went on.
"And there was just little animals first, but they got to be bigger, because they had to change; and pretty soon they become monkeys, and then they changed some more, and stood up on their hind feet, and so they got to be human beings like us—because—because they had to change," he concluded, lucidly.
"And at first, there were just small animals, but they grew bigger because they had to adapt; and before long, they turned into monkeys, and then they evolved further, standing on their two feet, and eventually, they became human beings like us—because—because they had to adapt," he finished, clearly.
"My shining stars!" breathed Sharon.
"My shining stars!" gasped Sharon.
"And they lost their tails and got so they would wear neckties and have post offices and depots and religions," added the historian in a final flash of memory.
"And they lost their tails and ended up wearing neckties and having post offices and depots and religions," the historian added, with a final flash of memory.
"Well, I'll be switched!" said Sharon.
"Well, I’ll be surprised!" said Sharon.
"It's electricity or something," explained the lecturer. "My father said so."
"It's electricity or something," the lecturer explained. "That's what my dad said."
"Oh!" said Sharon.
"Oh!" Sharon exclaimed.
"But he says there's a catch in it somewhere."
"But he says there's something sneaky about it."
"I should think there was," said Sharon. "By gracious goodness, I should think there was a catch in it somewhere! But you understand the whole thing as easy as crack a nut, don't you?"
"I would think so," said Sharon. "Honestly, I bet there’s a catch in it somewhere! But you get the whole thing as easily as breaking a nut, don’t you?"
"Yes, sir," said Wilbur.
"Yes, sir," Wilbur replied.
"Giddap there!" said Sharon.
"Get going!" said Sharon.
Wilbur did not tell Winona of this day's encounter with an authentic Whipple. He would have done so but for the dollar that Sharon absently bestowed upon him from a crumple of bills when he left the buggy at the entrance to Whipple Old Place. Winona, he instantly knew, would counsel him to save the dollar, and he did not wish to save it. As fast as his bare feet—with a stone bruise on one heel—would carry him he sped to Solly Gumble's. Yet not with wholly selfish intent. A section of plug tobacco, charmingly named Peach and Honey, was purchased for a quarter as a gift to Bill Bardin of the ice wagon. Another quarter secured three pale-brown cigars, with gay bands about their middles, to be lavished upon the hero, Starling Tucker.
Wilbur didn’t tell Winona about his encounter with a real Whipple that day. He would have, but Sharon had absentmindedly handed him a dollar from a crumpled stack of bills when he left the buggy at the entrance to Whipple Old Place. Wilbur instantly realized that Winona would advise him to save the dollar, and he didn’t want to save it. As fast as his bare feet—with a stone bruise on one heel—could carry him, he rushed to Solly Gumble's. But he didn’t have selfish motives entirely. He bought a piece of plug tobacco, charmingly called Peach and Honey, as a gift for Bill Bardin from the ice wagon. Another quarter got him three light brown cigars, adorned with colorful bands around the middle, to be given to the hero, Starling Tucker.
CHAPTER IX
The colourful years sped. At fifteen Wilbur Cowan, suddenly alive to this quick way of time, was looking back to the days of his heedless youth. That long aisle of years seemed unending, but it narrowed in perspective until earlier experiences were but queerly dissolving shapes, wavering of outline, dimly discerned, piquant or sad in the mind, but elusive when he would try to fix them.
The colorful years flew by. At fifteen, Wilbur Cowan, suddenly aware of how quickly time passes, was looking back at the days of his carefree youth. That long stretch of years seemed never-ending, but it shrank in perspective until his earlier experiences became strange, blurry shapes—faintly recognized in his mind, whether vibrant or sad, yet hard to grasp when he tried to pin them down.
On a shining, full-starred night he stood before the little house in the Penniman side yard and bade farewell to this youth. A long time he gazed into the arched splendour above. He had never noticed that the stars were so many and so bright; and they were always there, by day as well as by night, so his father said. Many of them, on the same veracious authority, were peopled; some with people who were yet but monkeys like the Vielhaber's Emil; some with people now come to be human like himself; others with ineffable beings who had progressed in measureless periods of time beyond any human development that even Dave Cowan could surmise.
On a bright, starry night, he stood in the side yard of the little house in Penniman and said goodbye to this youth. He stared into the beautiful skies above for a long time. He had never realized that there were so many stars, and that they were so bright; they were always there, in the day as well as at night, or so his father said. According to the same reliable source, many of them were inhabited; some by beings who were still just monkeys like Vielhaber’s Emil; some by beings who had become human like himself; and others by incomprehensible beings who had evolved over unimaginable spans of time beyond any human development that even Dave Cowan could guess.
The aging boy felt suddenly friendly with all those distant worlds, glad they were there, so almost sociably near. On more than one of them, perhaps far off in that white streak they called the Milky Way, there must be boys like himself, learning useful things about life, to read good books and all about machinery, and have good habits, and so forth. Surely on one of those far worlds there was at least one boy like himself, who was being a boy for the last time and would to-morrow be a man. For Wilbur Cowan, beneath this starry welter of creation—of worlds to be or in being, or lifeless hulks that had been worlds and were outworn—was on this June night uplifted to face the parting of the ways. His last day had been lived as a boy with publicly bare feet.
The aging boy suddenly felt a connection to all those distant worlds, happy they were there, almost like friendly neighbors. On more than one of them, maybe far away in that white streak they called the Milky Way, there must be boys like him, learning important things about life, reading good books, understanding machinery, and developing good habits, and so on. Surely on one of those distant worlds, there was at least one boy like him, who was being a boy for the last time and would become a man tomorrow. For Wilbur Cowan, beneath this starry expanse of creation—of worlds yet to be formed or currently existing, or lifeless remnants that had once been worlds and were now worn out—was on this June night ready to face a turning point. His last day had been spent as a boy with his bare feet exposed to the public.
No more would he feel the soft run of new grass beneath his soles, or longer need beware the chance nail or sharp stone in the way. On the morrow, presumably to be a day inviting to bare feet as had all the other days of his summers, remembered and forgotten, he would, when he rose, put on stockings and stout shoes; and he would put them on world without end through all the new mornings of his life, howsoever urgently with their clement airs they might solicit the older mode. It was a solemn thing to reflect upon, under a glittering heaven that held, or not, those who might feel with him the bigness of the moment. He suffered a vision of the new shoes, stiffly formidable, side by side at the foot of his bed in the little house. It left him feeling all his years.
No longer would he feel the soft touch of new grass under his feet, nor would he need to worry about a stray nail or sharp stone in his path. Tomorrow, which was expected to be another day perfect for bare feet, just like all the other days of his summers, remembered and forgotten, he would, when he got up, put on socks and sturdy shoes; and he would wear them endlessly through all the new mornings of his life, no matter how much the gentle breezes might tempt him to return to the old way. It was a serious thought to consider, under a bright sky that held, or didn’t hold, those who might share in the significance of the moment. He imagined the new shoes, stiff and imposing, lined up at the foot of his bed in the small house. It made him feel the weight of all his years.
And he would wear long trousers! With tolerant amusement he saw himself as of old, barefoot, bare-legged, the knee pants buttoned to the calico blouse. It was all over. He scanned the stars a last time, dimly feeling that the least curious of their inhabitants would be aware of this crisis.
And he would wear long pants! With a mix of tolerance and amusement, he saw himself as he used to be, barefoot and bare-legged, his knee-length shorts buttoned to a cotton blouse. It was all finished. He looked up at the stars one last time, vaguely sensing that even the least curious of their inhabitants would know about this moment.
Perhaps on one of those blinking orbs people with a proper concern for other world events would be saying to one another: "Yes, he's grown up now. Didn't you hear the big news? Why, to-morrow he's going to begin driving a truck for Trimble Cushman—got a job for the whole summer."
Perhaps on one of those flashing screens, people who actually care about what's happening in the world would be telling each other: "Yeah, he's all grown up now. Didn't you hear the big news? Well, tomorrow he's starting a job driving a truck for Trimble Cushman—he's got work for the whole summer."
If the announcement startled less than great news should, the speaker could surely produce a sensation by adding: "The first automobile truck in Newbern Center."
If the announcement surprised people less than good news should, the speaker could definitely create a buzz by adding: "The first truck in Newbern Center."
And how had this immature being, capable out-of-doors boy though he was, come to be so exalted above his fellows? Sam Pickering's linotype had first revealed his gift for machinery. For Sam had installed a linotype, and Wilbur Cowan had patiently mastered its distracting intricacies. Dave Cowan had informally reappeared one day, still attired with decreasing elegance below the waist—his cloth-topped shoes but little more than distressing memories—and announced that he was now an able operator of this wondrous machine; and the harried editor of the Advance, stung to enterprise by flitting wastrels who tarried at his case only long enough to learn the name of the next town, had sought relief in machinery, even if it did take bread from the mouths of honest typesetters. Their lack of preference as to where they earned there bread, their insouciant flights from town to town without notice, had made Sam brutal. He had ceased to care whether they had bread or not. So Dave for a summer had brought him surcease from help worries.
And how had this immature kid, although he was a capable outdoor boy, ended up so elevated above his peers? Sam Pickering's linotype had first revealed his talent for machinery. Sam had set up a linotype, and Wilbur Cowan had diligently learned its complicated workings. One day, Dave Cowan had casually reappeared, still dressed less elegantly below the waist—his cloth-topped shoes were more like unfortunate memories—and announced that he was now a skilled operator of this amazing machine; and the stressed-out editor of the Advance, pushed into action by drifting louts who lingered at his case just long enough to memorize the name of the next town, had turned to machinery for relief, even if it meant taking food away from honest typesetters. Their indifference about where they earned their living and their carefree trips from town to town without notice had turned Sam harsh. He had stopped caring whether they had food or not. So Dave had given him a break from his worries over the summer.
The cynical journeyman printer of the moment, on a day when Dave tried out the new machine, had stood by and said she might set type but she certainly couldn't justify it, because it took a human to do that, and how would a paper look with unevenly ending lines? When Dave, seated before the thing, proved that she uncannily could justify the lines of type before casting them in metal, the dismayed printer had shuddered at the mystery of it.
The cynical journeyman printer at the time, on a day when Dave tested the new machine, stood by and remarked that she might be able to set type, but there was no way she could justify it, since it took a human to do that. After all, how would a paper look with unevenly ended lines? When Dave, sitting in front of the machine, demonstrated that she surprisingly could justify the lines of type before casting them in metal, the shocked printer recoiled at the strange sight.
Dave Cowan seized the moment to point out to his admiring son and other bystanders that it was all the working of evolution. If you couldn't change when your environment demanded it Nature scrapped you. Hand compositors would have to learn to set type by machinery or go down in the struggle for existence. Survival of the fittest—that was it. The doubting printer was not there to profit by this lecture. Though it was but five o'clock, he was down on the depot platform moodily waiting for the six-fifty-eight.
Dave Cowan took the chance to explain to his impressed son and other onlookers that it was all part of evolution. If you couldn't adapt when your environment required it, Nature would get rid of you. Hand typesetters had to learn to set type using machines or risk being left behind in the fight for survival. Survival of the fittest—that was the truth. The skeptical printer wasn't there to benefit from this lesson. Even though it was only five o'clock, he was standing on the depot platform, gloomily waiting for the six-fifty-eight.
The next number of the Advance was set by linotype, a circumstance of which one of its columns spoke feelingly, and set, moreover, in the presence of as many curious persons as could crowd about the operator. Among these none was so fascinated as Wilbur Cowan. He hung lovingly about the machine, his fingers itching to be at its parts. When work for the day was over he stayed by it until the light grew dim in the low-ceilinged, dusty office. He took liberties with its delicate structure that would have alarmed its proud owner, playing upon it with wrench and screw driver, detaching parts from the whole for the pure pleasure of putting them back. He thus came to an intimate knowledge of the contrivance. He knew what made it go. He early mastered its mere operation. Sam Pickering felt fortified against the future.
The next issue of the Advance was produced using linotype, as one of its columns pointed out with a sense of appreciation, and it was done in front of as many curious onlookers as could gather around the operator. Among them, no one was as captivated as Wilbur Cowan. He hovered around the machine, his fingers itching to touch its components. When the workday ended, he lingered by it until the light faded in the cramped, dusty office. He handled its delicate parts in ways that would have worried its proud owner, tinkering with it using wrenches and screwdrivers, taking pieces apart just for the joy of putting them back together. This gave him a deep understanding of the machine. He quickly learned how it worked. Sam Pickering felt reassured about the future.
Then it developed that though Dave Cowan could perform ably upon the instrument while it retained its health he was at a loss when it developed ailments; and to these it was prone, being a machine of temperament and airs, inclined to lose spirit, to sulk, even irritably to refuse all response to Dave's fingering of the keyboard. Dave was sincerely startled when his son one day skillfully restored tone to the thing after it had disconcertingly rebelled. Sam Pickering, on the point of wiring for the mechanic who had installed his treasure, looked upon the boy with awe as his sure hands wrought knowingly among the weirdest of its vitals. Dave was impressed to utter lack of speech, and resumed work upon the again compliant affair without comment. Perhaps he reflected that the stern processes of his favourite evolution demanded more knowledge of this machine than even he had acquired.
Then it turned out that while Dave Cowan could play the instrument well when it was in good shape, he struggled when it had problems. It had its quirks, often losing its energy, sulking, and sometimes refusing to respond to Dave's touch on the keys. Dave was genuinely surprised when his son one day managed to bring the instrument back to life after it had frustratingly stopped working. Sam Pickering, just about to call the mechanic who had fixed his prized possession, looked at the boy in awe as his steady hands skillfully worked on its complex insides. Dave was so impressed he was left speechless and went back to playing the now cooperative instrument without saying anything. Maybe he thought that maintaining his beloved device required more knowledge than even he had gained.
There ensued further profitable education for the young mechanic from the remarkable case of Sharon Whipple's first motor car. Sharon, the summer before, after stoutly affirming for two years that he would never have one of the noisy things on the place, even though the Whipple New Place now boasted two—boasting likewise of their speed and convenience—and even though Gideon Whipple jestingly called him a fossilized barnacle on the ship of progress, had secretly bought a motor car and secretly for three days taken instructions in its running from the city salesman who delivered it. His intention was to become daringly expert in its handling and flash upon the view of the discomfited Gideon, who had not yet driven a car. He would wheel carelessly up the drive to the Whipple New Place in apparently contemptuous mastery of the thing, and he would specifically deny ever having received any driving lessons whatever, thus by falsehood overwhelming his brother with confusion.
The young mechanic gained even more valuable experience from the impressive case of Sharon Whipple's first car. The previous summer, Sharon had adamantly insisted for two years that he would never have one of those noisy vehicles on the property, even though the Whipple New Place now had two—showing off their speed and convenience. Besides, Gideon Whipple jokingly called him a fossilized barnacle on the ship of progress. However, Sharon had secretly purchased a car and, for three days, taken lessons from the city salesman who delivered it. His plan was to become exceptionally skilled at driving and then show off to the embarrassed Gideon, who had not yet driven a car. He would casually cruise up the driveway to the Whipple New Place, pretending to have complete control over the vehicle, and he would outright deny ever having taken any driving lessons, thereby leaving his brother in a state of confusion.
In the stable, therefore, one afternoon he had taken his place at the wheel. Affecting a jovial ease of mind, he commanded the company of his stableman, Elihu Titus, on the seat beside him. He wished a little to show off to Elihu, but he wished even more to be not alone if something happened. With set jaws and a tight grip of the wheel he had backed from the stable, and was rendered nervous in the very beginning by the apparent mad resolve of the car to continue backing long after it was wished not to. Elihu Titus was also rendered nervous, and was safely on the ground before the car yielded to the invincible mass of a boxwood hedge that had been forty years in growing. Sharon pointed his eyebrows.
In the stable, one afternoon, he took his place at the wheel. Trying to appear relaxed, he invited his stableman, Elihu Titus, to sit beside him. He wanted to show off a bit to Elihu, but he wanted even more to have company just in case something went wrong. With clenched jaws and a tight grip on the wheel, he backed out of the stable, quickly growing nervous as the car seemed determined to keep backing up long after he wanted it to stop. Elihu Titus was also getting anxious and managed to get safely on the ground before the car finally came to a stop against a sturdy boxwood hedge that had been growing for forty years. Sharon raised his eyebrows.
"It makes you feel like a helpless fool," he confided to his hireling.
"It makes you feel like a powerless idiot," he confessed to his assistant.
"She's all right on this side," said Elihu Titus, cannily peering at the nether mechanism in pretense that he had left his seat to do just that.
"She's good on this side," Elihu Titus said, cleverly looking at the lower mechanism as if he had gotten up from his seat just to check it out.
The next start was happier in results. Down the broad driveway Sharon had piloted the monster, and through the wide gate, though in a sudden shuddering wonder if it were really wide enough for his mount; then he had driven acceptably if jerkily along back streets for an exciting hour. It wasn't so bad, except once when he met a load of hay and emerged with frayed nerves from the ordeal of passing it; and he had been compelled to drive a long way until he could find space in which to turn round. The smarty that had sold the thing to him had turned in a narrow road, but not again that day would Sharon employ the whimsically treacherous gear of the retrograde.
The next attempt went better. Sharon had maneuvered the vehicle down the wide driveway and through the big gate, feeling a moment of panic about whether it was really wide enough for the car. Then he had driven along the back streets for an exciting hour, albeit a bit bumpy. It wasn't terrible, except for one instance when he encountered a hay truck and emerged with frayed nerves after squeezing past it; he had to drive a long way before finding a spot to turn around. The guy who sold it to him had navigated a narrow road, but Sharon wasn’t going to risk using the tricky reverse gear again that day.
He came at last to a stretch of common that permitted a wide circle, and took this without mishap. A block farther along he had picked up the Cowan boy. He was not above prizing the admiration of this child for his mechanical genius. Wilbur exclaimed his delight at the car and lolled gingerly upon its luxurious back seat. He was taken full into the grounds of the Whipple Old Place, because Sharon had suddenly conceived that he could not start the car again if he stopped it to let down his guest. The car entered the wide gateway, which again seemed dangerously narrow to its driver, and purred on up the gravelled drive. When half the distance to the haven of the stable had been covered it betrayed symptoms of some obscure distress, coughing poignantly. Sharon pretended not to notice this. A dozen yards beyond it coughed again, feebly, plaintively, then it expired. There could be no doubt of its utter extinction. All was over. The end had come suddenly, almost painlessly.
He finally reached a stretch of open land that allowed for a wide turn, and he navigated it without any issues. A block further, he had picked up the Cowan boy. He enjoyed the admiration that this kid had for his mechanical skills. Wilbur expressed his excitement about the car and gingerly lounged in its comfy back seat. He was driven right into the grounds of the Whipple Old Place because Sharon suddenly thought he wouldn’t be able to restart the car if he stopped to let his guest out. The car entered the wide gateway, which once again seemed dangerously narrow to the driver, and smoothly made its way up the gravel drive. When they had covered half the distance to the stable, the car showed signs of some hidden trouble, coughing painfully. Sharon pretended not to notice. A dozen yards later, it coughed again, weakly and sadly, then it died. There was no doubt it was completely out of commission. It was all over. The end had come suddenly, almost without any pain.
They got out and blankly eyed the lifeless hulk. After a moment of this, which was fruitless, Sharon spoke his mind concerning the car. For all the trepidation it had caused him, the doubts and fears and panics, he took his revenge in words of biting acidity—and he was through with the thing.
They got out and stared blankly at the lifeless wreck. After a moment of this, which was pointless, Sharon expressed his thoughts about the car. For all the anxiety it had caused him—the doubts, fears, and panic—he got his revenge with sharp words—and he was done with it.
"Let's get it out of sight," he said at last, and the three of them pushed it on along the drive to the shelter of the stable.
"Let's move it out of sight," he finally said, and the three of them pushed it along the driveway to the shelter of the stable.
Elihu Titus then breathed a long sigh and went silently to curry a horse in a neighbouring box stall. He knew when to talk and when not to. But Wilbur Cowan, wishing motor cars were in build more like linotypes, fearlessly opened the hood.
Elihu Titus then let out a long sigh and quietly went to groom a horse in a nearby box stall. He knew when to speak and when to stay quiet. But Wilbur Cowan, wishing cars were made more like linotype machines, boldly opened the hood.
"My shining stars!" murmured Sharon at this his first view of his car's more intimate devices. "She's got innards like a human, ain't she?" He instantly beheld a vision of the man in the front of the almanac whose envelope is neatly drawn back to reveal his complicated structure in behalf of the zodiacal symbols. "It's downright gruesome," he added. But his guest was viewing the neat complexities of metal with real pleasure and with what seemed to the car's owner a practiced and knowing eye.
"My shining stars!" Sharon exclaimed as he got his first look at his car's more intimate features. "She's got insides like a human, doesn't she?" He immediately pictured the man in the front of the almanac, whose envelope is neatly opened to show off his complicated structure alongside the zodiac symbols. "It's pretty creepy," he added. But his guest was admiring the neat complexities of metal with genuine pleasure and what seemed to the car's owner like a practiced and knowledgeable eye.
"Understand 'em?" demanded Sharon.
"Understand them?" demanded Sharon.
The boy hesitated. What he wished more than anything was freedom to take the thing apart, all that charming assemblage of still warm metal and pipes and wires. He wanted to know what was inside of things, what made them go, and—to be sure—what had made them stop.
The boy paused. What he wanted more than anything was the freedom to take the thing apart, all that appealing collection of still warm metal, pipes, and wires. He wanted to understand what was inside things, what made them work, and—just to be clear—what had made them stop.
"Well, I could if I had a chance," he said at last.
"Well, I could if I got a shot," he finally said.
"You got it," said Sharon. "Spend all your born days on the old cadaver if you're so minded." Already to Sharon it was an old car. He turned away from the ghastly sight, but stopped for a final warning: "But don't you ever tell anybody. I ain't wanting this to get out on me."
"You got it," said Sharon. "Go ahead and waste all your life on the old wreck if that’s what you want." To Sharon, it already felt like an old car. He turned away from the disturbing sight but paused for a final warning: "But don’t you ever tell anyone. I don’t want this to get out about me."
"No, sir," said Wilbur.
"No, sir," Wilbur replied.
"Maybe we ought to——" began Sharon, but broke off his speech with a hearty cough. He was embarrassed, because he had been on the point of suggesting that they call Doc Mumford. Doc Mumford was the veterinary. The old man withdrew. Elihu Titus appeared dimly in the background.
"Maybe we should——" started Sharon, but interrupted himself with a loud cough. He felt awkward because he was about to suggest they call Doc Mumford. Doc Mumford was the vet. The old man stepped back. Elihu Titus appeared faintly in the background.
"Ain't she one gosh-awful crazy hellion?" he called softly to Wilbur, and returned to the horse, whose mechanism was understandable.
"Ain't she one crazy hellion?" he called softly to Wilbur, then went back to the horse, whose workings were easy to figure out.
The boy was left sole physician to the ailing monster. He drew a long breath of gloating and fell upon it. For three days he lived in grimed, greased, and oiled ecstasy, appeasing that sharp curiosity to know what was inside of things. The first day he took down the engine bit by bit. The clean-swept floor about the dismantled hulk was a spreading turmoil of parts. Sharon, on cool afterthought, had conceived that his purchase might not have suffered beyond repair, but returning to survey the wreck, had thrown up his fat hands in a gesture of hopeless finality.
The boy was the only one left to take care of the sick monster. He took a deep breath of excitement and got to work on it. For three days, he reveled in a messy, greasy, and oily thrill, satisfying his intense curiosity about what was inside things. On the first day, he took apart the engine piece by piece. The clean floor around the dismantled machine was a chaotic spread of parts. Looking back with a cooler perspective, Sharon realized that his purchase might have been fixable, but when he returned to check out the mess, he threw up his hands in a gesture of defeat.
"That does settle it," he murmured. He pointed to the scattered members. "How in time did you ever find all them fiddlements in that little space?" Of course no one could ever put them back.
"That settles it," he murmured. He pointed to the scattered pieces. "How on earth did you find all those bits in that tiny space?" Of course, no one could ever put them back.
He picked up the book that had come with the car, a book falsely pretending to elucidate its mechanism, even to minor intelligences. The book was profuse in diagrams, and each diagram was profuse in letters of the alphabet, but these he found uninforming. For the maker of the car had unaccountably neglected to put A, B, or C on the parts themselves, which rendered the diagrams but maddening puzzles. He threw down the book, to watch the absorbed young mechanic who was frankly puzzled but still hopeful.
He picked up the book that came with the car, a book that pretended to explain how it worked, even to those with limited knowledge. The book was filled with diagrams, and each diagram was packed with letters of the alphabet, but he found them unhelpful. The car's manufacturer had oddly failed to label the parts with A, B, or C, which turned the diagrams into frustrating puzzles. He tossed the book aside and watched the focused young mechanic who was clearly confused but still optimistic.
"It's an autopsy," said Sharon. He fled again, in the buggy drawn by the roan. "A fool and his money!" he called from the sagging seat.
"It's an autopsy," Sharon said. He took off again, in the buggy pulled by the roan. "A fool and his money!" he shouted from the sagging seat.
The second day passed with the parts still spread about the floor. Elihu Titus told Sharon the boy was only playing with them. Sharon said he was glad they could furnish amusement, and mentally composed the beginning of what would be a letter of withering denunciation to the car's maker.
The second day went by with the parts still scattered across the floor. Elihu Titus told Sharon that the boy was just playing with them. Sharon said he was glad they could provide some entertainment, and he mentally started drafting the beginning of what would be a strongly worded complaint to the car's manufacturer.
But the third day the parts were unaccountably reassembled. Elihu Titus admitted that every one of them was put back, though he hinted they were probably by no means where they had been. But Sharon, coming again to the dissecting room at the day's end, was stricken with awe for the astounding genius that had put back all those parts. He felt a gleam of hope.
But on the third day, the parts were mysteriously reassembled. Elihu Titus acknowledged that every single one of them was put back, although he suggested they probably weren't in the same places they had been. But Sharon, returning to the dissecting room at the end of the day, was filled with awe at the incredible talent that had put all those parts back together. He felt a spark of hope.
"She'd ought to go now," said the proud mechanic.
"She should leave now," said the proud mechanic.
"You ought to know," said Sharon. "You been plumb into her gizzard."
"You should know," said Sharon. "You've been right into her guts."
"Only other thing I can think of," continued the mechanic, "mebbe she needs more of that gasoline stuff." He raised the cushion of the front seat and unscrewed a cap. "We might try that," he suggested, brightly. "This tank looks like she's empty."
"One other thing I can think of," the mechanic continued, "maybe she needs more of that gas. He lifted the front seat cushion and unscrewed a cap. "We could give that a shot," he suggested cheerfully. "This tank looks like it's empty."
"Try it," said Sharon, and the incredulous Elihu Titus was dispatched to the village for a five-gallon tin of the gasoline stuff. Elihu was incredulous, because in Newbern gasoline was until now something that women cleaned white gloves with. But when the tank was replenished the car came again to life, throbbing buoyantly.
"Go for it," said Sharon, and the skeptical Elihu Titus was sent to the village for a five-gallon can of the gasoline. Elihu was skeptical because, in Newbern, gasoline had always been something women used to clean white gloves. But once the tank was filled, the car roared back to life, humming energetically.
"I'll be switched!" said Sharon.
"I'll be switched!" said Sharon.
A day later he was telling that his new car had broke down on him, but Buck Cowan had taken her all apart and found out the trouble in no time, and put her gizzard and lights and liver back as good as new. And Buck Cowan himself came to feel quite unjustifiably a creator's pride in the car. It was only his due that Sharon should let him operate it; perhaps natural that Sharon should prefer him to. Sharon himself was never to become an accomplished chauffeur. He couldn't learn to relax at the wheel.
A day later, he was saying that his new car had broken down, but Buck Cowan had taken it all apart, figured out the problem quickly, and put everything back together like new. Buck Cowan felt an undeserved pride in the car's repair. It seemed only fair that Sharon let him drive it; maybe it made sense that Sharon would prefer him to. Sharon was never going to be a skilled driver. He just couldn’t learn to relax behind the wheel.
So it was that the boy was tossed to public eminence on a day when Starling Tucker, accomplished horseman, descended into the vale of ignominy by means of the Mansion House's new motor bus. Starling had permitted the selling agents to instruct him briefly in the operation of the new bus, though with lordly condescension, for it was his conviction that a man who could tame wild horses and drive anything that wore hair could by no means fail to guide a bit of machinery that wouldn't r'ar and run even if a newspaper blew across its face. He mounted the seat, on his first essay alone, with the jauntiness becoming a master of vehicular propulsion. There may have been in his secret heart a bit of trepidation, now that the instructor was not there. In fact, one of the assembled villagers who closely observed his demeanour related afterward that Star's face was froze and that he had hooked onto the wheel like he was choking it to death. But the shining structure had glided off toward the depot, its driver's head rigid, his glance strained upon the road's centre. As it moved away Wilbur Cowan leaped to the rear steps and was carried with it. He had almost asked Starling Tucker for the privilege of a seat beside him, but the occasion was really too great.
So it happened that the boy was thrust into the spotlight on a day when Starling Tucker, a skilled horseman, found himself in a situation of embarrassment while riding the Mansion House's new motor bus. Starling had let the sales agents give him a quick lesson on how to operate the new bus, but he did so with a sense of superiority because he believed that a man who could tame wild horses and drive any animal could definitely handle a machine that wouldn’t kick back, even if a newspaper blew across its front. He climbed onto the seat for his first solo attempt with the confidence of someone who's in complete control of their vehicle. Deep down, he might have felt a little nervous now that the instructor was gone. In fact, one of the villagers watching closely later commented that Star’s face looked stiff and that he gripped the wheel like he was trying to strangle it. Nevertheless, the shiny vehicle smoothly made its way toward the depot, with the driver’s head held stiffly and his eyes fixed on the center of the road. As it drove off, Wilbur Cowan jumped onto the back steps and was carried along. He had almost asked Starling Tucker to let him sit next to him, but the moment felt too significant for that.
Five blocks down Geneseo Street Starling had turned out to permit the passing of Trimble Cushman's loaded dray—and he had inexplicably, terribly, kept on turning out when there was no longer need for it. Frozen with horror, helpless in the fell clutch of circumstance, he sat inert and beheld himself guide the new bus over the sidewalk and through the neat white picket fence of the Dodwell place. It demolished one entire panel of this, made deep progress over a stretch of soft lawn, and came at last—after threatening a lawless invasion of the sanctity of domicile—to a grinding stop in a circular bed of pansies that would never be the same again. There was commotion within the bus. Wild-eyed faces peered from the polished windows. A second later, in the speech of a bystander, "she was sweating passengers at every pore!"
Five blocks down Geneseo Street, Starling had pulled over to let Trimble Cushman’s loaded truck pass—and for some reason, he just kept on turning out when it was no longer necessary. Paralyzed with fear, trapped by circumstances, he sat still and watched himself steer the new bus over the sidewalk and through the neat white picket fence of the Dodwell house. It crashed through an entire panel, rolled over a soft stretch of lawn, and finally—after almost invading the privacy of the home—came to a screeching halt in a flowerbed of pansies that would never be the same. Inside the bus, chaos erupted. Wild-eyed faces peered out from the shiny windows. A moment later, a bystander commented, "She was sweating passengers at every pore!"
Then came a full-throated scream of terror from the menaced house, and there in the doorway, clad in a bed gown, but erect and defiant, was the person of long-bedridden Grandma Dodwell herself. She brandished her lace cap at Starling Tucker and threatened to have him in jail if there was any law left in the land. Excited citizens gathered to the scene, for the picket fence had not succumbed without protest, and the crash had carried well. Even more than at the plight of Starling, they marvelled at the miracle that had been wrought upon the aged sufferer—her that hadn't put foot to floor in twenty years. There were outcries of alarm and amazement, hasty suggestions, orders to Starling Tucker to do many things he was beyond doing; but above them all rose clear-toned, vigorous denunciation from the outraged owner of the late pansy bed, who now issued from the doorway, walked unsupported down the neat steps, and started with firm strides for the offender. Starling Tucker beheld her approach, and to him, as to others there assembled, it was as if the dead walked. He climbed swiftly down upon the opposite side of his juggernaut, pushed a silent way through the crowd, and strode rapidly back to town. Starling's walk had commonly been a loose-jointed swagger, his head up in challenge, as befitted a hero of manifold adventure with wild horses. He now walked head down with no swagger.
Then came a loud scream of terror from the threatened house, and there in the doorway, wearing a nightgown but standing tall and defiant, was Grandma Dodwell herself, who had been bedridden for a long time. She waved her lace cap at Starling Tucker and threatened to have him thrown in jail if there was any law left in the land. Curious citizens gathered around, since the picket fence hadn’t given up without a fight, and the crash could be heard from a distance. More than feeling sorry for Starling, they were amazed by the miracle that had happened to the elderly woman—who hadn’t set foot on the floor in twenty years. There were shouts of alarm and disbelief, quick suggestions, and orders for Starling Tucker to do many things he couldn’t possibly do; but above it all came the clear and strong condemnation from the outraged owner of the destroyed flower bed, who now stepped out of the doorway, walked down the neat steps without help, and headed purposefully toward Starling. As he saw her coming, it felt to him, and to everyone else there, as if someone who had died was now walking among them. He quickly climbed down the opposite side of his makeshift barrier, pushed quietly through the crowd, and hurried back to town. Normally, Starling’s walk was a loose-jointed swagger, his head held high in defiance, as suited a hero of many adventures with wild horses. Now, however, he walked with his head down and no swagger.
But the crowd ceased to regard him, for now a slight boyish figure—none other than that of Wilbur Cowan—leaped to the seat, performed swift motions, grasped the fateful wheel, and made the bus roar. The smell of burned gasoline affronted the pretty garden. Wheels revolved savagely among the bruised roots of innocent pansies. Grandma Dodwell screamed anew. Then slowly, implacably hesitant, ponderous but determined, the huge bus backed along the track it had so cruelly worn in the sward—out through the gap in the fair fence, over the side-walk and into the road, rocking perilously, but settling level at last. Thereupon the young hero had done something else with mysterious handles, and the bus glided swiftly on to the depot, making the twelve-two in ample time.
But the crowd stopped paying attention to him because now a slight, boyish figure—none other than Wilbur Cowan—jumped into the driver's seat, made quick movements, grabbed the wheel, and made the bus roar to life. The smell of burnt gasoline filled the beautiful garden. The wheels spun wildly among the damaged roots of innocent pansies. Grandma Dodwell screamed again. Then, slowly, stubbornly hesitant, heavy but determined, the massive bus backed along the track it had so harshly carved into the grass—out through the gap in the pretty fence, over the sidewalk and onto the road, rocking dangerously but finally settling evenly. After that, the young hero did something else with mysterious controls, and the bus sped off to the depot, making the twelve-two in plenty of time.
Great moments are vouchsafed only to those souls fortified to survive them. To one who had tamed the proud spirit of Sharon Whipple's hellion it was but lightsome child's play to guide this honest and amiable new bus. To the Mansion he returned in triumph with a load of passengers, driving with zest, and there receiving from villagers inflamed by tales of his prowess an ovation that embarrassed him with its heartiness. He hastened to remove the refulgent edifice, steering it prudently to its station in the stable yard. Then he went to find the defeated Starling Tucker. That stricken veteran sat alone amid the ruins of his toppled empire in the little office, slumped and torpid before the cold, rusty stove. He refused to be comforted by his devotee. He said he would never touch one of them things again, not for no man's money. The Darwinian hypothesis allows for no petty tact in the process of evolution. Starling Tucker was unfit to survive into the new age. Unable to adapt himself, he would see the Mansion's stable become a noisome garage, while he performed humble and gradually dwindling service to a few remaining horses.
Great moments are only given to those strong enough to handle them. For someone who had tamed the proud spirit of Sharon Whipple's troublemaker, guiding this honest and friendly new bus was just lighthearted fun. He returned to the Mansion in triumph with a full load of passengers, driving with enthusiasm, and was met with an enthusiastic reception from villagers excited by stories of his skills, which made him feel awkward with their excitement. He quickly took the shiny bus and carefully parked it in the stable yard. Then he went to find the defeated Starling Tucker. That disheartened veteran sat alone among the remnants of his fallen empire in the small office, slumped and lifeless before the cold, rusty stove. He refused to be comforted by his loyal supporter. He said he would never touch one of those things again, not for anyone's money. The Darwinian theory allows for no small niceties in the process of evolution. Starling Tucker was unfit to survive in the new era. Unable to adapt, he would watch as the Mansion's stable turned into a filthy garage while he provided meager and progressively diminishing service to a few remaining horses.
Wilbur Cowan guided the Mansion's bus for two days. He longed for it as a life work, but school was on and he was not permitted to abandon this, even for a glorious life at the wheel. There came a youth in neat uniform to perform this service—described by Starling Tucker as a young squirt that wouldn't know one end of a hawse from the other. Only on Saturdays—on Saturdays openly and clandestinely on Sundays—was there present on the driver's seat a knowing amateur who could have sat there every day but for having unreasonably to learn about compound fractions and geography.
Wilbur Cowan drove the Mansion's bus for two days. He dreamed of making it his career, but school was in session, and he wasn't allowed to give that up, even for an exciting life behind the wheel. A kid in a clean uniform showed up to take over this job—Starling Tucker described him as a young punk who wouldn’t know one end of a rope from the other. Only on Saturdays—and sometimes secretly on Sundays—did a skilled amateur take the driver's seat, someone who could have driven every day if he didn't have to waste time learning about fractions and geography.
CHAPTER X
Now school was over for another summer and Trimble Cushman's dray could be driven at a good wage—by a boy overnight become a man. There were still carpers who would regard him as a menace to life and limb. Judge Penniman was among these. A large truck in sole charge of a boy—still in his teens, as the judge put it—was not conducive to public tranquillity. But this element was speedily silenced. The immature Wilbur drove the thing acceptably, though requiring help on the larger boxes of merchandise, and Trimble Cushman, still driving horses on his other truck, was proud of his employee. Moreover, the boy became in high repute for his knowledge of the inner mysteries of these new mechanisms. New cars appeared in Newbern every day now, and many of them, developing ailments of a character more or less alarming to their purchasers, were brought to his distinguished notice with results almost uniformly gratifying. He was looked up to, consulted as a specialist, sent for to minister to distant roadside failures, called in the night, respected and rewarded.
Now school was out for another summer, and Trimble Cushman's dray could be driven for a good wage—by a boy who had quickly become a man. Some people still considered him a danger to himself and others. Judge Penniman was one of them. A large truck solely operated by a boy—still in his teens, as the judge put it—was not good for public safety. But this criticism was soon quieted. The inexperienced Wilbur drove the truck decently, though he needed help with the larger boxes of goods, and Trimble Cushman, who continued driving horses on his other truck, was proud of his worker. Moreover, the boy gained a strong reputation for his understanding of the inner workings of these new machines. New cars were showing up in Newbern every day now, and many of them, developing issues that were somewhat alarming to their owners, were brought to his attention with results that were almost always satisfactory. He was respected, consulted as a specialist, called upon to help with distant roadside breakdowns, summoned at night, and regarded with esteem and rewarded.
It was a new Newbern through whose thoroughfares the new motor truck of Trimble Cushman was so expertly propelled. Farm horses still professed the utmost dismay at sight of vehicles drawn by invisible horses, and their owners often sought to block industrial progress by agitation for a law against these things, but progress was triumphant. The chamber of commerce recorded immense gains in population. New factories and mills had gone up beside the little river. New people were on the streets or living in their new houses. New merchants came to meet the new demand for goods.
It was a new Newbern where Trimble Cushman's new motor truck was skillfully driven. Farm horses still showed great alarm at the sight of vehicles pulled by invisible horses, and their owners often tried to stop this progress by pushing for a law against them, but progress was winning. The chamber of commerce noted significant population growth. New factories and mills had been built next to the small river. New people were on the streets or living in their new homes. New merchants arrived to meet the increasing demand for goods.
The homy little town was putting on airs of a great city. There was already a Better Newbern club. The view down River Street from its junction with State, Masonic Hall on the left and the new five-story Whipple block on the right, as preserved on the picture postcards sold by the Cut-Rate Pharmacy, impressed all purchasers with the town's vitality. The Advance appeared twice a week, outdoing its rival, the Star, by one issue; and Sam Pickering, ever in the van of progress, was busy with plans for making his journal a daily.
The cozy little town was acting like a big city. There was already a Better Newbern club. The view down River Street from its intersection with State, with Masonic Hall on the left and the new five-story Whipple block on the right, as shown on the picture postcards sold by the Cut-Rate Pharmacy, impressed everyone who bought them with the town's energy. The Advance came out twice a week, outperforming its competitor, the Star, by one issue; and Sam Pickering, always ahead of the curve, was busy making plans to turn his paper into a daily.
Newbern was coming on, even as boys were coming on from bare feet to shoes on week-days. Ever and again there were traffic jams on River Street, a weaving turmoil of farmers' wagons, buggies, delivery carts, about a noisy, fuming centre of motor vehicles. High in the centre would be the motor truck of Trimble Cushman, loaded with cases and nursed through the muddle by a cool, clear-eyed youth, who sat with delicate, sure hands on a potent wheel. Never did he kill or maim either citizen or child, to the secret chagrin of Judge Penniman. Traffic jams to him were a part of the day's work.
Newbern was growing just like boys were transitioning from going barefoot to wearing shoes during the weekdays. Every now and then, there were traffic jams on River Street, a chaotic mix of farmers' wagons, buggies, and delivery carts surrounding a noisy, exhaust-filled center of cars. At the heart of it all was Trimble Cushman's motor truck, filled with boxes and expertly maneuvered through the mess by a calm, clear-eyed young man, who held the powerful steering wheel with delicate, confident hands. He never harmed or injured a single person or child, much to the quiet annoyance of Judge Penniman. For him, traffic jams were just part of the daily routine.
When he had performed for a little time this skilled labour for Trimble Cushman it was brought to him one day that he was old indeed. For he observed, delivering a box to Rapp Brothers, jewellery, that from the sidewalk before that establishment he was being courted by a small boy; a shy boy with bare feet and freckles who permanently exposed two front teeth, and who followed the truck to the next place of delivery. Here, when certain boxes had been left, he seated himself, as if absentmindedly, upon the remote rear of the truck and was borne to another stopping place. The truck's driver glanced back savagely at him, but not too savagely; then pretended to ignore him.
When he had been doing this skilled work for Trimble Cushman for a while, he realized one day that he was indeed getting old. While delivering a box of jewelry to the Rapp Brothers, he noticed a small boy on the sidewalk in front of the store. The boy was shy, had bare feet and freckles, and always showed off his two front teeth. He followed the truck to the next delivery location. There, after a few boxes were dropped off, the boy casually sat on the back of the truck, as if he weren’t paying attention, and was taken along to another stop. The truck driver glanced back at him angrily, but not too angrily; then he pretended not to see him.
The newcomer for an hour hung to the truck leechlike, without winning further recognition. Then by insensible gradations, by standing on the truck bed as it moved, by edging forward toward the high seat, by silently helping with a weighty box, it seemed he had acquired the right to mount to the high seat of honour itself. He did this without spoken words, yet with an ingratiating manner. It was a manner that had been used, ages back, by the lordly driver of the present truck, when he had formed alliances with drivers of horse-drawn vehicles. He recognized it as such and turned to regard the courtier with feigned austerity.
The newcomer clung to the truck for an hour without gaining any recognition. Then, gradually, by standing on the truck bed as it moved, inching closer to the high seat, and quietly helping with a heavy box, it seemed he earned the right to take a seat of honor. He did this without saying a word, yet with a charming demeanor. It was a demeanor that had been used long ago by the esteemed driver of this truck when he made connections with drivers of horse-drawn carts. He recognized it and turned to look at the newcomer with a serious expression.
"Hello, kid!" he said, with permitting severity. But secretly he rejoiced. Now he was really old.
"Hey there, kid!" he said, with a serious tone. But inside, he was really happy. Now he felt truly old.
Winona viewed the latest avocation of her charge with little enthusiasm. It compelled a certain measure of her difficult respect, especially when she beheld him worm his truck through crowded River Street with a supreme disregard for the imminent catastrophe—which somehow never ensued. But it lacked gentility. At twenty-eight Winona was not only perfected in the grammar of morals, more than ever alert for infractions of the merely social code, but her ideals of refinement and elegance had become more demanding. She would have had the boy engage in a pursuit that would require clean hands and smart apparel and bring him in contact with people of the right sort. She stubbornly held out to him the shining possibility that he might one day rise to the pinnacle of a clerical post in the First National Bank.
Winona looked at her charge's latest hobby with little excitement. It demanded a certain level of her hard-earned respect, especially as she watched him maneuver his truck through the crowded River Street with a total disregard for the potential disaster—which somehow never happened. But it lacked sophistication. At twenty-eight, Winona was not only well-versed in the morals of society, always on the lookout for breaches of the social code, but her standards for refinement and elegance had become even higher. She wished the boy would take up an activity that would require him to have clean hands and sharp clothes and would expose him to the right kind of people. She stubbornly held out to him the bright possibility that he might one day achieve a prestigious clerical position at the First National Bank.
True, he had never betrayed the faintest promise of qualifying for this eminence, and his freely voiced preferences sweepingly excluded it from the catalogue of occupations in which he might consent to engage. But Winona was now studying doctrines that put all power in the heart's desire. Out of the infinite your own would come to you if you held the thought, and she serenely held the better thought for Wilbur, even in the moment of mechanical triumphs that brimmed his own cup of desire. She willed him to prefer choicer characters than the roughs he consorted with, to aspire to genteel occupation that would not send him back at the day's end grimed, reeking with low odours, and far too hungry.
Sure, he had never shown any signs of being suited for this high position, and he often expressed his strong dislike for it, eliminating it from the list of jobs he would ever consider. But Winona was now exploring ideas that placed all power in what one truly wanted. From the limitless possibilities, what you desired would come to you if you focused on it, and she confidently held onto a better vision for Wilbur, even at the times when his own achievements filled him with satisfaction. She hoped he would choose better company than the rough crowd he hung out with, to aim for a respectable job that wouldn’t leave him dirty, smelling bad, and always too hungry at the end of the day.
His exigent appetite, indeed, alarmed her beyond measure, because he cried out for meat, whereas Winona's new books said that meat eaters could hope for little reward of the spirit. A few simple vegetables, fruits, and nuts—these permitted the soul to expand, to attain harmony with the infinite, until one came to choose only the best among ideals and human associates. But she learned that she must in this case compromise, for a boy demanding meat would get it in one place if not another. If not at the guarded Penniman table, then at the low resort next to Pegleg McCarron's of one T-bone Tommy, where they commonly devoured the carcasses of murdered beasts and made no secret of it.
His demanding appetite really worried her, because he was asking for meat, while Winona's new books claimed that meat eaters could expect little spiritual reward. A few simple vegetables, fruits, and nuts—these allowed the soul to grow and achieve harmony with the infinite, leading one to choose only the best among ideals and human connections. But she realized that she would have to compromise in this situation, because a boy wanting meat would get it somewhere. If not at the well-guarded Penniman table, then at the low diner next to Pegleg McCarron's run by one T-bone Tommy, where they often consumed the carcasses of slain animals and were open about it.
He even rebelled at fabrications, highly extolled in the gospel of clean eating, which were meant to placate the baser minded by their resemblances to meat—things like nut turkey and mock veal loaf and leguminous chicken and synthetic beefsteak cooked in pure vegetable oils. These he scorned the more bitterly for their false pretense, demanding plain meat and a lot of it. The nations cited by Winona that had thrived and grown strong on the produce of the fields left him unimpressed. He merely said, goaded to harshness, that he was not going to be a Chinese laundryman for any one.
He even rejected the fake foods heavily promoted in the clean eating movement, which were designed to appease those with simpler tastes by mimicking meat—items like nut turkey, mock veal loaf, legume chicken, and synthetic beefsteak cooked in pure vegetable oils. He despised these even more for their false pretenses, insisting on real meat and plenty of it. The countries mentioned by Winona that had thrived and grown strong on agricultural products didn’t impress him at all. He harshly declared that he wasn’t going to be a Chinese laundryman for anyone.
Of what avail to read the lyrics of a great Hindu vegetarian poet to this undeveloped being? Still Winona laboured unceasingly to bring light to the dark place. Teaching a public school for eight years had developed a substratum of granite determination in her character. She would never quit. She was still to the outer eye the slight, brown Winona of twenty—perky, birdlike, with the quick trimness of a winging swallow, a little sharper featured perhaps, but superior in acuteness of desire and persistence, and with some furtive, irresponsible girlishness lurking timorously back in her bright glance.
What’s the point of reading the lyrics of a great Hindu vegetarian poet to someone who hasn't developed much? Still, Winona worked tirelessly to bring light to the darkness. Teaching in public school for eight years had instilled a solid determination in her character. She would never give up. To an outside observer, she was still the slight, brown Winona of twenty—perky, birdlike, with the quick agility of a flying swallow, maybe with slightly sharper features, but greater in her intensity of desire and persistence, and with a hint of mischievous, carefree girlishness lurking timidly in her bright eyes.
She still secretly relished the jesting address of Dave Cowan, when at long intervals he lingered in Newbern from cross-country flights. It thrilled her naughtily to be addressed as La Marquise, to be accused of goings-on at the court of Louis XVIII, about which the less said the better. She had never brought herself to wear the tan silk stockings of invidious allure, and she still confined herself to her mother's plainest dressmaking, yearning secretly for the fancy kind, but never with enough daring. Lyman Teaford still came of an evening to play his flute acceptably, while Winona accompanied him in many an amorous morceau. Lyman, in the speech of Newbern, had for eight years been going with Winona. But as the romantically impatient and sometimes a bit snappish Mrs. Penniman would say, he had never gone far.
She still secretly enjoyed the teasing comments from Dave Cowan when he occasionally stopped by Newbern during his cross-country flights. It made her feel mischievous to be called La Marquise and to be teased about her escapades at the court of Louis XVIII, best left unspoken. She had never managed to wear the enticing tan silk stockings that everyone envied, and she still stuck to her mother's simplest dressmaking, secretly longing for something fancier, but never having the courage to go for it. Lyman Teaford still came over in the evenings to play his flute beautifully, while Winona accompanied him with various romantic pieces. Lyman had been dating Winona for eight years in Newbern. But as the romantically impatient and sometimes a bit irritable Mrs. Penniman would say, he had never progressed much.
Winona rejoiced a year later when golf promised, at least for a summer, to snatch Wilbur Cowan from the grimy indistinction of a mechanic's career. For thriving and aspiring Newbern had eased one of its growing pains with a veritable golf course, and the whilom machinery enthusiast became smitten with this strange new sport. Winona rejoiced, because it would bring him into contact with people of the better sort, for of course only these played the game. Her charge, it is true, engaged in the sport as a business, and not as one seeking recreation, but the desired social contact was indubitable. To carry over the course a bag or two of clubs for the elect of Newbern was bound to be improving.
Winona felt happy a year later when golf seemed to offer Wilbur Cowan a chance to break free from the dreary life of a mechanic, at least for the summer. Newbern, a town that was growing and aspiring, had alleviated one of its challenges by creating a real golf course, and the former machinery enthusiast found himself captivated by this new sport. Winona was thrilled because it would connect him with better people, as only those of a certain status played the game. It’s true that her charge participated in the sport for business rather than leisure, but the opportunity for social interaction was undeniable. Carrying one or two bags of clubs for the elite of Newbern was certainly bound to be beneficial.
And it was true that he now consorted daily through a profitable summer with people who had heretofore been but names to him. But Winona had neglected to observe that he would meet them not as a social equal but as a hireling. This was excusable in her, because she had only the vaguest notions of golf or of the interrelations between caddie and player. One informed in the ways of the sport could have warned her that caddies inevitably become cynical toward all people of the sort one cares to meet. Compelled by a rigid etiquette to silent, unemotional formality, they boil interiorly with contempt for people of the better sort, not only because their golf is usually atrocious—such as every caddie brilliantly surpasses in his leisure moments—but because the speech provoked by their inveterate failures is commonly all too human.
And it was true that he spent every day during a profitable summer with people who had previously only been names to him. But Winona failed to notice that he would meet them not as a social equal but as a hired hand. This was understandable on her part, as she had only the faintest idea of golf or how caddies and players interact. Someone familiar with the sport could have warned her that caddies inevitably become cynical about all the people they encounter. Bound by strict etiquette to maintain silent, unemotional formality, they secretly simmer with contempt for those of a higher status, not just because their golf skills are usually terrible—skills that every caddie exceeds in their free time—but also because the conversations triggered by their constant failures tend to be all too relatable.
So the results of Wilbur Cowan's contact with people Winona would approve, enduring for a mercifully brief summer and autumn, were not what Winona had fondly preconceived. He had first been attracted to the course—a sweet course, said the golf-architect who had laid it out over the rolling land south of town—by the personality of one John Knox McTavish, an earnest Scotchman of youngish middle age, procured from afar to tell the beginning golfers of Newbern to keep their heads down and follow through and not to press the ball. As John spoke, it was "Don't pr-r-r-r-ess th' ball." He had been chosen from among other candidates because of his accent. He richly endowed his words with r's, making more than one grow where only one had grown before. It was this vocal burriness that drew the facile notice of Wilbur. He delighted to hear John McTavish talk, and hung about the new clubhouse, apparently without purpose, until John not only sanctioned but besought his presence, calling him Laddie and luring him with tales of the monstrous gains amassed by competent caddies.
So the results of Wilbur Cowan's interactions with people Winona would approve of, lasting for a thankfully short summer and autumn, were not what Winona had hoped for. He was initially drawn to the course— a lovely course, according to the golf designer who had created it on the rolling land south of town—by the personality of John Knox McTavish, a sincere Scottish man of relatively young middle age, brought in from far away to advise the new golfers of Newbern to keep their heads down, follow through, and not hit the ball too hard. As John spoke, it was "Don't pr-r-r-r-ess th' ball." He had been chosen from among other candidates because of his accent. He heavily rolled his r's, often adding more than necessary. It was this charming speech that caught Wilbur's attention. He loved listening to John McTavish talk and lingered around the new clubhouse, seemingly aimless, until John not only welcomed but urged his company, calling him Laddie and enticing him with stories of the huge tips earned by skilled caddies.
The boy lingered, though from motives other than mercenary. His cup was full when he could hear John's masterful voice addressed to Mrs. Rapp, Junior, or another aspirant.
The boy hung around, but for reasons that weren't about money. His cup was full when he could hear John's commanding voice talking to Mrs. Rapp, Junior, or another hopeful.
"R-r-remember, mum, th' ar-r-r-um close, th' head down—and don't pr-r-r-ress th' ball."
"R-remember, mom, the arm's close, the head down—and don't press the ball."
Yet he was presently allured by a charm even more imperious, the charm of the game itself. For John at odd moments would teach him the use of those strange weapons, so that he had the double thrill of standing under the torrential r's addressed to himself and of feeling the sharp, clean impact of the club head upon a ball that flew a surprising distance. His obedient young muscles soon conformed to the few master laws of the game. He kept down, followed through and forebore, against all human instinct, to press the ball.
Yet he was soon captivated by an even stronger allure, the allure of the game itself. Because John would occasionally show him how to use those unusual tools, he experienced the double excitement of being under the intense pressure directed at him and feeling the sharp, clean impact of the club hitting a ball that flew surprisingly far. His eager young muscles quickly adapted to the few essential rules of the game. He stayed low, followed through, and resisted, against all natural instinct, the urge to hit the ball too hard.
By the end of Newbern's golfing season he was able to do almost unerringly what so many of Newbern's better sort did erratically and at intervals. And the talk of John Knox McTavish about the wealth accruing to alert caddies had proved to be not all fanciful. In addition to the stipend earned for conventional work, there were lost balls in abundance to be salvaged and resold.
By the end of Newbern's golf season, he was able to do almost flawlessly what many of Newbern's upper class did inconsistently and from time to time. Moreover, John Knox McTavish's talk about the wealth coming to savvy caddies turned out to be more than just a fantasy. Besides the pay earned for regular work, there were plenty of lost balls to be found and sold again.
"Laddie," said John McTavish, "if I but had the lost-ball pur-r-rivilege of yon sweet courr-r-se and could insu-r-r-e deliver-r-r-y!"
"Laddie," said John McTavish, "if I only had the lost-ball privilege of that sweet course and could ensure delivery!"
For the better sort of Newbern, despite conscientious warnings for which they paid John McTavish huge sums, would insist upon pressing the ball in the face of constant proof that thus treated it would slice into the rough to cuddle obscurely at the roots of tall grass.
For the upper class of Newbern, despite the careful warnings for which they paid John McTavish a lot of money, insisted on hitting the ball hard, even with clear evidence that this would cause it to slice into the rough and get stuck in the roots of tall grass.
Wilbur Cowan became a shrewd hunter and a successful merchandiser of golf balls but slightly used. Newbern's better sort denounced the scandal of this, but bought of him clandestinely, for even in that far day, when golf balls in price were yet within reach of the common people, few of them liked to buy a new ball and watch it vanish forever after one brilliant drive that would have taken it far down the fairway except for the unaccountable slice.
Wilbur Cowan became a clever hunter and a successful seller of slightly used golf balls. The more elite folks in Newbern criticized this practice, but they secretly bought from him because even back then, when golf balls were still affordable for regular people, not many liked buying a new ball only to see it disappear after one great drive that went wildly off course.
On the whole his season was more profitable than that of the year before, when he had nursed the truck of Trimble Cushman through the traffic jams of River Street, and he was learning more about the world of men if less about gas engines. Especially did the new sport put him into closer contact with old Sharon Whipple. Having first denounced the golf project as a criminal waste of one hundred and seventy-five acres of prime arable land, Sharon had loitered about the scene of the crime to watch the offenders make a certain kind of fools of themselves. From the white bench back of the first tee this cynic would rejoice mirthfully at topped or sliced drives or the wild swing that spends all its vicious intent upon the imponderable air. His presence came to be a trial to beginning players, who took no real pleasure in the game until they reached the second tee, beyond the ken of the scoffer.
Overall, his season turned out to be more profitable than the previous year when he had dealt with Trimble Cushman's truck stuck in the traffic jams of River Street, and he was gaining more insight into the world of people, even if he was learning less about gas engines. The new sport especially brought him closer to old Sharon Whipple. Having initially criticized the golf project as a ridiculous waste of one hundred and seventy-five acres of valuable farmland, Sharon had hung around the course to see the offenders make fools of themselves. From the white bench behind the first tee, this cynic would cheerfully laugh at topped or sliced shots or the wild swings that aimed at nothing but empty air. His presence became a challenge for beginner players, who could only enjoy the game once they got to the second tee, out of earshot of the scoffer.
But this was perilous sport for Sharon Whipple. Day after day, looking into the whirlpool, he was—in a moment of madness—himself to leap over the brink. On an afternoon had come his brother Gideon and Rapp, Senior, elated pupils of John McTavish, to play sportingly for half a ball a hole. They ignored certain preliminary and all-too-pointed comments of the watcher. They strode gallantly to the tee in turn and exhibited the admirable form taught them by John. They took perfect practice swings. They addressed the ball ceremoniously, waggled the club at it, first soothingly, then with distinct menace, looked up to frown at a spot far down the fairway, looked back, exhaled the breath, and drove. Rapp, Senior, sliced into the rough. Gideon Whipple hooked into the rough.
But this was a risky game for Sharon Whipple. Day after day, looking into the whirlpool, he was— in a moment of madness—thinking about jumping over the edge. One afternoon, his brother Gideon and Rapp, Senior, excited students of John McTavish, arrived to casually play for half a ball a hole. They brushed off the watcher's pointed comments. They strode confidently to the tee in turn and displayed the excellent form John taught them. They took perfect practice swings. They approached the ball with a sense of ceremony, waggled the club at it—first gently, then with clear intensity—looked up to frown at a spot far down the fairway, looked back, took a breath, and drove. Rapp, Senior, sliced into the rough. Gideon Whipple hooked into the rough.
Sharon Whipple mocked them injuriously. His ironic shouts attracted the notice of arriving players. Gideon Whipple stayed placid, smiling grimly, but Rapp, Senior, was nettled to retort.
Sharon Whipple mocked them harshly. His sarcastic shouts caught the attention of the players arriving. Gideon Whipple remained calm, smiling grimly, but Rapp, Senior, was annoyed enough to respond.
"Mebbe you could do a whole lot better!" he called to Sharon in tones unnecessarily loud.
"Maybe you could do a whole lot better!" he shouted to Sharon in a voice that was way too loud.
Sharon's reply, in a voice eminently soothing and by that calculated further to irritate the novice, was in effect that Rapp, Senior, might safely wager his available assets that Sharon Whipple could do better.
Sharon's response, in a voice that was incredibly calming and designed to annoy the newcomer even more, essentially stated that Rapp, Senior, could confidently bet all his assets that Sharon Whipple could do a better job.
"Well, come on and do it then if you're so smart!" urged Rapp, Senior. "Come on, once—I dare you!"
"Well, go ahead and do it if you’re so smart!" challenged Rapp, Senior. "Come on, just once—I dare you!"
Sharon scorned—but rather weakly—the invitation. Secretly, through his hostile study of the game, he had convinced himself that he by divine right could do perfectly what these people did so clumsily. Again and again his hands had itched for the club as he watched futile drives. He knew he could hit the ball. He couldn't help hitting it, stuck up the way it was on a pinch of sand—stuck up like a sore thumb. How did they miss it time after time? He had meant to test his conviction in solitude, but why not put it to trial now, and shame this doubting and inept Rapp, Senior?
Sharon dismissed the invitation—although not very strongly. Deep down, after studying the game critically, he had convinced himself that he was inherently better than these people who played so awkwardly. Over and over, he had felt the urge to grab the club as he watched them make hopeless attempts. He knew he could hit the ball. It was practically begging to be hit, propped up as it was on a bit of sand—like a sore thumb. How did they keep missing it? He had planned to prove his theory alone, but why not test it out now and show up this doubtful and clumsy Rapp, Senior?
"Oh, well, I don't mind," he said, and waddled negligently to the tee.
"Oh, well, I don't care," he said, and waddled casually to the tee.
Rapp, Senior, voiced loud delight. Gideon Whipple merely stood safely back without comment, though there was a malicious waiting gleam in his eyes.
Rapp, Senior, expressed his delight loudly. Gideon Whipple just stood back quietly, but there was a cunning glint in his eyes.
"You folks make something out of nothing," scolded Sharon, fussily.
"You guys make something out of nothing," Sharon scolded, fussily.
Grasping the proffered club he severely threatened with it the new ball which Rapp, Senior, had obligingly teed up for him. In that moment he felt a quick strange fear, little twinges of doubt, a suspicion that all was not well. Perhaps the sudden hush of those about him conduced to this. Even newly arrived players in the background waited in silence. Then he recovered his confidence. There was the ball and there was the club—it was easy, wasn't it? Make a mountain out of a mole hill, would they? He'd show them!
Grabbing the offered club, he menacingly threatened the new ball that Rapp, Senior, had kindly teed up for him. In that moment, a quick, strange fear washed over him, along with little twinges of doubt and a suspicion that something was off. Maybe the sudden silence from those around him contributed to this feeling. Even the newly arrived players in the background waited in silence. But then he regained his confidence. There was the ball and there was the club—it was simple, right? Make a mountain out of a molehill, would they? He'd show them!
Amid the hanging silence—like a portent it overhung him—he raised the strange weapon and brought it gruntingly down with all the strength of his stout muscles.
Amid the heavy silence—like a warning it loomed over him—he lifted the unusual weapon and brought it down with a grunt, using all the strength of his strong muscles.
In the fading light of seven o'clock on that fair summer's evening John McTavish for the hundredth time seized the heavy arms of Sharon Whipple and bent them back and up in the right line. Then Sharon did the thing faithfully in his own way, which was still, after an hour's trial, not the way of John McTavish.
In the dimming light of seven o'clock on that beautiful summer evening, John McTavish, for the hundredth time, grabbed Sharon Whipple's heavy arms and pushed them back and up into the correct position. Then Sharon, in her own way, tried to do the move, which, after an hour of practice, still wasn't the way John McTavish did it.
"Mon, what have I told ye?" expostulated John. He had quit calling Sharon Sir-r-r. Perhaps his r's were tired, and anyway, Sharon called him Sandy, being unable to believe that any Scotchman would not have this for one or another of his names. "Again I tell ye, th' body must bend between th' hips an' th' neck, but ye keep jer-r-rkin' the head to look up."
"Man, what have I told you?" John exclaimed. He had stopped calling Sharon Sir-r-r. Maybe his r's were worn out, and besides, Sharon called him Sandy, unable to believe that any Scotsman wouldn't have that as one of his names. "Again I tell you, the body must bend between the hips and the neck, but you keep jerking your head to look up."
"But, Sandy, I've sprained my back trying to bend from the hips," protested the plaintive Sharon.
"But, Sandy, I hurt my back trying to bend at the hips," complained the whiny Sharon.
"Yer-r-r old car-r-r-cass is musclebound, to be sur-r-e," conceded John. "You can't hope to bend it the way yon laddie does." He pointed to Wilbur Cowan, who had been retrieving balls—from no great distance—hit out by the neophyte.
"Your old car is really tough, that's for sure," conceded John. "You can't expect to twist it the way that kid does." He pointed to Wilbur Cowan, who had been picking up balls—hit not that far away—by the newcomer.
"Can he do it?" questioned Sharon.
"Can he really do it?" Sharon asked.
"Show 'um!" ordered John.
"Show them!" ordered John.
And Wilbur Cowan, coming up for the driver, lithely bent to send three balls successively where good golf players should always send them. Sharon blinked at this performance, admiring, envious, and again hopeful. If a child could do this thing——
And Wilbur Cowan, stepping up for the driver, effortlessly bent down to send three balls in a row exactly where good golfers should always hit them. Sharon watched this with wide eyes, feeling a mix of admiration, envy, and renewed hope. If a child could do this…
"Well, I ain't giving up," he declared. "I'll show some people before I'm through."
"Well, I'm not giving up," he declared. "I'll show some people before I’m done."
He paused, hearing again in his shamed ears the ironic laughter of Rapp, Senior, at the three wild swings he had made before—in an excess of caution—he had struck the ground back of the immune ball and raked it a pitiful five feet to one side. He heard, too, the pleased laughter in the background, high, musical peals of tactless women and the full-throated roars of brutal men. He felt again the hot flush on his cheeks as he had slunk from the dreadful scene with a shamed effort to brazen it out, followed by the amused stare of Gideon Whipple. And he had slunk back when the course was cleared, to be told the simple secret of hitting a golf ball. He would condescend to that for the sake, on a near day, of publicly humiliating a certain vainglorious jewellery dealer. But apparently now, while the secret was simple enough to tell—it took John McTavish hardly a score of burry words to tell it all—it was less simple to demonstrate. It might take him three or even four days.
He paused, once again hearing in his embarrassed ears the sarcastic laughter of Rapp, Senior, over the three wild swings he had taken before—in an attempt to be cautious—he had hit the ground behind the immune ball and only managed to rake it a sad five feet to one side. He also heard the amused laughter in the background, the high, musical giggles of insensitive women and the loud laughs of rough men. He felt the heat rise in his cheeks as he had sneaked away from the terrible scene, trying to act casual, followed by the amused gaze of Gideon Whipple. And he had snuck back when the course was clear, to learn the simple secret of hitting a golf ball. He would lower himself to that for the sake of, on a near day, publicly humiliating a certain arrogant jewelry dealer. But apparently now, while the secret was easy enough to explain—it took John McTavish hardly a handful of brief words to convey it all—it was less straightforward to show. It might take him three or even four days.
"Ye've done gr-r-rand f'r-r a beginnerr-r," said John McTavish, wearily, perfunctorily.
"You're doing great for a beginner," said John McTavish, tiredly, without much enthusiasm.
"I'll tell you," said Sharon. "I ain't wanting this to get out on me, that I come sneaking back here to have you teach me the silly game."
"I'll tell you," said Sharon. "I don't want this to get out that I snuck back here to have you teach me this silly game."
"Mon, mon!" protested the hurt McTavish.
"Mom, mom!" protested the hurt McTavish.
"So why can't Buck here come up and teach me in private? There's open space back of the stables."
"So why can't Buck come up and teach me privately? There's an open area behind the stables."
"Ye cud do wor-r-rse," said John. "And yer-r-r full hour-r-'s lesson now will be two dollar-r-rs."
"Yeah, you could do worse," said John. "And your full hour's lesson now will be two dollars."
"Certainly, McTavish," said Sharon, concealing his amazement. He could no longer address as Sandy one who earned two dollars as lightly as this.
"Sure thing, McTavish," Sharon said, hiding his surprise. He could no longer refer to someone who earned two dollars so easily as Sandy.
There was a spacious opening back of the stable on the Whipple Old Place—space and the seclusion which Sharon Whipple considered imperative. Even Elihu Titus was sent about his business when he came to observe; threatened with an instant place in the ranks of the unemployed if he so much as breathed of the secret lessons to a town now said to be composed of snickering busybodies. The open space immediately back of the stable gave on wider spaces of pasture and wood lot.
There was a large area behind the stable at the Whipple Old Place—plenty of space and privacy that Sharon Whipple deemed essential. Even Elihu Titus was sent on his way when he came to check things out; he was warned that he’d be instantly added to the unemployed if he so much as hinted at the secret lessons to a town now thought to be filled with nosy gossips. The open area right behind the stable led to even larger pastures and woodlands.
CHAPTER XI
Archaeologists of a future age will doubtless, in their minute explorations of this region, come upon the petrified remains of golf balls in such number as will occasion learned dispute. Found so profusely and yet so far from any known course, they will perhaps give rise to wholly erroneous surmises. Prefacing his paper with a reference to lost secrets once possessed by other ancients, citing without doubt that the old Egyptians knew how to temper the soft metal of copper, a certain scientist will profoundly deduce from this deposit of balls, far from the vestiges of the nearest course, that people of this remote day possessed the secret of driving a golf ball three and a half miles, and he will perhaps moralize upon the degeneracy of his own times, when the longest drive will doubtless not exceed a scant mile.
Archaeologists in the future will surely, in their detailed studies of this area, discover the fossilized remains of golf balls in such abundance that it will spark intense debates. Found so widely and yet so far from any known courses, they may lead to entirely mistaken theories. Starting his paper with a mention of lost knowledge once held by ancient cultures, undoubtedly noting that the old Egyptians knew how to work with soft copper, a certain scientist will thoughtfully conclude from this collection of balls, far from the remains of the nearest course, that people of this distant era had the ability to hit a golf ball three and a half miles. He will likely also reflect on the decline of his own times, where the longest drive probably barely reaches a mile.
For three days Sharon sprayed out over the landscape, into ideal golf-ball covert, where many forever eluded even the keen eyes of Wilbur Cowan, one hundred balls originally purchased by the selecter golfing set of Newbern. Hereupon he refused longer to regard the wooden driver as a possible instrument of precision, and forever renounced it. Elihu Titus heard him renounce it balefully in the harness room one late afternoon, and later entering that apartment found the fragments of a shattered driver.
For three days, Sharon sprayed across the landscape, into perfect golf-ball hiding spots, where many balls constantly escaped even the sharpest eyes of Wilbur Cowan—one hundred balls originally bought by the elite golfing group of Newbern. After that, he refused to see the wooden driver as a useful tool for precision and gave it up completely. Elihu Titus heard him give it up in a gloomy tone in the harness room one late afternoon, and later, when he entered that room, he found the pieces of a broken driver.
It remained for Wilbur Cowan to bring Sharon into the game by another avenue. A new campaign was entered upon, doubtfully at first by Sharon, at length with dawning confidence. He was never to touch a wooden club. He was to drive with an iron, not far, but truly; to stay always in the centre of the fairway and especially to cultivate the shorter approach shots and the use of the putter. The boy laboured patiently with his pupil, striving to persuade him that golf was more than a trial of strength. From secret lessons back of the stable they came at length to furtive lessons over the course at hours when it was least played. John Knox McTavish figured at these times as consulting expert.
It was up to Wilbur Cowan to get Sharon involved in the game in a different way. They started a new campaign, which Sharon approached with skepticism at first, but eventually gained confidence. He was never going to use a wooden club. Instead, he was to hit with an iron, not for distance, but for accuracy; he needed to stay right in the center of the fairway and focus especially on shorter approach shots and putting. The boy worked patiently with his student, trying to convince him that golf was about more than just strength. From secret lessons behind the stable, they eventually moved on to discreet lessons on the course during the quieter hours. John Knox McTavish served as the consulting expert during these times.
"It's th' shor-r-t game that tells th' stor-r-r-y," said John; and Sharon, making his whole game a short game, was presently telling the story understandably, to the vast pride of the middle man who provided endless balls for his lessons.
"It's the short game that tells the story," said John; and Sharon, turning his entire game into a short game, was soon telling the story clearly, to the great pride of the middle man who supplied endless balls for his lessons.
It was a day of thrills for them both when Rapp, Senior, publicly challenged and accepting with dreams of an easy conquest, bent down before the craft of Sharon Whipple. Sharon, with his competent iron in a short half-arm swing—he could not, he said, trust the utensil beyond the tail of his eye—sent the ball eighteen times not far but straight, and with other iron shots coaxed it to the green, where he sank it with quite respectable putting. Rapp, Senior, sliced his long drives brilliantly into shaded grassy dells and scented forest glades, where he trampled scores of pretty wild flowers as he chopped his way out again. Rapp, Senior, made the course excitingly in one hundred and thirty-eight; Sharon Whipple, playing along safe and sane lines, came through with one hundred and thirty-five, and was a proud man, and looked it, and was still so much prouder than he looked that he shuddered lest it get out on him. Later he vanquished, by the same tactics, other men who used the wooden driver with perfect form in practice swings.
It was an exciting day for both of them when Rapp, Senior, publicly challenged Sharon Whipple, who accepted with dreams of an easy win. Sharon, with his reliable iron in a quick half-arm swing—he said he couldn’t trust the club beyond the corner of his eye—sent the ball straight eighteen times, and with other iron shots, guided it to the green, where he putted it in quite respectably. Rapp, Senior, sliced his long drives brilliantly into shaded grassy valleys and fragrant forest clearings, trampling over scores of beautiful wildflowers as he struggled to get out again. Rapp, Senior, completed the course with an impressive score of one hundred and thirty-eight; Sharon Whipple, playing it safe and smart, finished with one hundred and thirty-five, and he was a proud man, and it showed, though he was still prouder than he appeared, making him nervous about letting it show. Later, he defeated other players using a wooden driver with perfect form in their practice swings, using the same tactics.
Contests in which he engaged, however, were likely to be marred by regrettable asperities rising from Sharon's inability to grasp the nicer subtleties of golf. It seemed silly to him not to lift his ball out of some slight depression into which it had rolled quite by accident; not to amend an unhappy lie in a sand trap; and he never came to believe that a wild swing leaving the ball untouched should be counted as a stroke. People who pettishly insisted upon these extremes of the game he sneeringly called golf lawyers. When he said that he made a hole in nine, he meant nine or thereabouts—approximately nine; nice people, he thought, should let it go at that. So he became feared on the course, not only for his actual prowess but for his matchless optimism in casting up his score. He was a pleased man, and considered golf a good game; and he never forgot that Wilbur Cowan had made him the golfer he was. More than ever was he believing that Harvey D. Whipple had chosen wrongly from available Cowans. On the day when he first made the Newbern course in, approximately, one hundred and twenty—those short-arm iron shots were beginning to lengthen down the centre of the fairway—he was sure of it.
Contests he participated in, however, were often tainted by annoying conflicts due to Sharon's inability to understand the finer points of golf. He thought it was ridiculous not to lift his ball out of a small dip it had rolled into by chance; not to fix a bad lie in a sand trap; and he could never accept that a wild swing that missed the ball should be counted as a stroke. Those who stubbornly insisted on these strict rules of the game, he mockingly called golf lawyers. When he said he made a hole in nine, he meant nine or so—roughly nine; nice people, he believed, should just accept that. As a result, he became both feared on the course, not just for his actual skill, but also for his unmatched optimism in tallying his score. He was a content man, thought golf was a great game, and never forgot that Wilbur Cowan had been the one to develop his golfing skills. More than ever, he believed that Harvey D. Whipple had chosen poorly from the available Cowans. On the day he first played the Newbern course in roughly one hundred and twenty—those short-arm iron shots were finally starting to gain distance down the center of the fairway—he was certain of it.
It must be said that Sharon was alone in this conviction. The others most concerned, had he allowed it to be known, would have been amazed by it—Winona Penniman most of all. Winona's conviction was that the rejected Cowan twin conspicuously lacked those qualities that would make him desirable for adoption by any family of note, certainly not by Whipples. He had gone from bad to worse. Driving a truck had been bad. There had been something to say in its favour in the early stages of his career, until the neophyte had actually chosen to wear overalls like any common driver. In overalls he could not be mistaken for a gentleman amateur moved by a keen love for the sport of truck driving—and golf was worse. Glad at first of this change in his life work, Winona had been shocked to learn that golf kept people from the churches. And the clothes, even if they did not include overalls, were not genteel. Wilbur wore belted trousers of no distinction, rubber-soled sneakers of a neutral tint, and a sweater now so low in tone that the precise intention of its original shade was no longer to be divined. A rowdyish cap completed the uniform. No competent bank president, surveying the ensemble, would have for a moment considered making a bookkeeper out of the wearer. He was farther than ever before, Winona thought, from a career of Christian gentility in which garments of a Sabbath grandeur are worn every day and proper care may be taken of the hands.
It has to be said that Sharon was the only one who believed this. The others who were most affected would have been shocked if they knew—especially Winona Penniman. Winona firmly believed that the rejected Cowan twin clearly lacked the qualities that would make him appealing for adoption by any reputable family, certainly not the Whipples. He had gone from bad to worse. Driving a truck had been bad. There had initially been something to commend about it early in his career, until the rookie actually chose to wear overalls like any ordinary driver. In overalls, he could not be mistaken for a gentleman amateur who was passionately interested in truck driving—and golf was even worse. At first pleased with this switch in his career, Winona was appalled to find out that golf kept people away from church. And the clothes, even if they didn’t include overalls, lacked refinement. Wilbur wore plain belted trousers, rubber-soled sneakers in a neutral color, and a sweater so faded that the original shade was unrecognizable. A flashy cap completed the look. No competent bank president, looking at that outfit, would have even thought about making that person a bookkeeper. Winona felt he was further than ever from a life of Christian gentility where Sunday-best clothes are worn every day and hands are properly cared for.
It was late in this summer that she enforced briefly a demand for genteel raiment, and kept the boy up until ten-thirty of a sleepy evening to manicure his nails. The occasion was nothing less than the sixteenth birthday of Merle Whipple, to be celebrated by an afternoon festivity on the grounds of his home. The brothers had met briefly and casually during Merle's years as a Whipple; but this was to be an affair of ceremony, and Winona was determined that the unworthy twin should—at least briefly—appear as one not socially impossible.
It was late in the summer when she briefly enforced a requirement for polished attire and made the boy stay up until 10:30 on a lazy evening to get his nails done. The occasion was nothing less than Merle Whipple's sixteenth birthday, which was to be celebrated with an afternoon party at his home. The brothers had met briefly and casually during Merle's years as a Whipple, but this event was meant to be formal, and Winona was determined that the less worthy twin should—at least for a short time—appear socially acceptable.
She browbeat him into buying a suit such as those that are worn by jaunty youths in advertisements, including haberdashery of supreme elegance, the first patent-leather shoes worn by this particular Cowan, and a hat of class. He murmured at the outlay upon useless finery. It materially depleted his capital—stored with other treasure in a tin box labelled "Cake" across its front. But Winona was tenacious. He murmured, too, at the ordeal of manicuring, but Winona was insistent, and laboured to leave him with the finger tips of one who did not habitually engage in a low calling.
She pressured him into buying a suit like those worn by stylish young men in ads, complete with a super elegant shirt, the first pair of patent-leather shoes this specific Cowan had ever owned, and a classy hat. He complained about spending so much on unnecessary fancy things. It seriously drained his savings, which were kept with other valuables in a tin box labeled "Cake" on the front. But Winona was persistent. He also sighed about the hassle of getting a manicure, but Winona wouldn’t budge and worked hard to make his hands look like someone who didn't usually do a lowly job.
He fell asleep at the final polishing, even after trying to fix his gaze upon the glittering nails of the hand Winona had relinquished, and while she sought to impress him with the importance of the approaching function. There would be present not only the Whipples, but their guests, two girl friends of Patricia from afar and a school friend of Merle's; there would be games and refreshment and social converse, and Winona hoped he would remember not to say "darn it" any time in such of the social converse as he provided; or forget to say, on leaving, what a charming time it was and how nice every one had been to ask him. He dozed through much of this instruction.
He fell asleep during the final touches, even after trying to focus on the sparkling nails of the hand Winona had let go, while she was trying to impress on him the importance of the upcoming event. Not only would the Whipples be there, but also their guests—two of Patricia's friends from out of town and a school friend of Merle's; there would be games, snacks, and small talk, and Winona hoped he would remember not to say "darn it" during the conversations he was a part of, or forget to say what a lovely time it was and how nice everyone had been to have him. He dozed off through most of her instructions.
Yet Winona, the next day, felt repaid for her pains. Arrayed in the new suit, with the modish collar and cravat, the luminous shoes and the hat of merit, the boy looked entirely like those careless youths in the pictures who so proudly proclaim the make of their garments. No one regarding him would have dreamed that he was at heart but a golf caddie or a driver of trucks for hire. Winona insisted upon a final polish of his nails, leaving them with a dazzling pinkish glitter, and she sprayed and anointed him with precious unguents, taking especial pains that his unruly brown hair should lie back close to his head, to show the wave.
Yet Winona, the next day, felt rewarded for her efforts. Dressed in the new suit, with the stylish collar and cravat, the shiny shoes and impressive hat, the boy looked just like those carefree young men in the pictures who proudly advertise the brand of their clothes. No one who saw him would have guessed that deep down he was just a golf caddie or a truck driver for hire. Winona insisted on giving his nails a final polish, leaving them with a dazzling pinkish shine, and she sprayed and anointed him with expensive fragrances, taking special care to ensure his unruly brown hair lay flat against his head to showcase the wave.
When he installed her beside him in Sharon Whipple's newest car, pressed upon the youth by its owner for this occasion, she almost wished that she had been a bit more daring in her own dress. It was white and neat, but not fancy dressmaking in any sense of the word. She regretted for a moment her decision against pink rosebuds for the hat, so warmly urged by her mother, who kept saying nowadays that she would be a girl but once. Winona was beginning to doubt this. At least you seemed to be a girl a long time. She had been a little daring, though. Her stockings were white and of a material widely heralded as silkona. Still her skirt was of a decent length, so that she apprehended no scandal from this recklessness.
When he placed her next to him in Sharon Whipple's brand-new car, provided by its owner for the occasion, she almost wished she had taken a few more risks with her outfit. It was white and neat, but not fancy in any way. For a moment, she regretted not going with the pink rosebuds for her hat, a suggestion her mother kept pushing, insisting that she would only be a girl once. Winona was starting to question this. It felt like you could be a girl for a long time. She had been a little daring, though. Her stockings were white and made of a material marketed as silkona. Still, her skirt was an appropriate length, so she didn't expect any scandal from this boldness.
When her genteel escort started the car and guided it by an apparently careless winding of the wheel she felt a glow that was almost pride in his appearance and nonchalant mastery of this abstruse mechanism. She was frightened at the speed and at the narrow margin by which he missed other vehicles and obtruding corners. When he flourished to an impressive halt under the Whipple porte-cochère she felt a new respect for him. If only he could do such things at odd moments as a gentleman should, and not continuously for money, in clothes unlike those of the expensive advertisements!
When her refined escort started the car and skillfully navigated it with a seemingly relaxed grip on the wheel, she felt a sense of pride in his appearance and effortless control of this complicated machine. She was anxious about the speed and the close calls with other vehicles and protruding corners. When he pulled up impressively beneath the Whipple porte-cochère, she gained a newfound respect for him. If only he could perform such feats at random times like a true gentleman, instead of constantly doing it for money, dressed in clothes that were different from those in the pricey ads!
She descended from the car in a flutter of pretense that she habitually descended from cars, and a moment later was overjoyed to note that her escort sustained the greetings of the assembled Whipples and their guests with a practiced coolness, or what looked like it. He shook hands warmly with his brother and Patricia Whipple; was calm under the ordeal of introductions to the little friends Winona had warned him of—two girls of peerless beauty and a fair-haired, sleepy-looking boy with long eyelashes and dimples.
She got out of the car with a flair as if she did it all the time, and a moment later, she was thrilled to see that her escort handled the greetings from the gathered Whipples and their guests with a cool confidence that seemed practiced. He shook hands warmly with his brother and Patricia Whipple, remaining composed during the challenge of meeting the little friends Winona had warned him about—two incredibly beautiful girls and a fair-haired, sleepy-looking boy with long eyelashes and dimples.
These young people were dressed rather less formally than Winona had expected, being mostly in flannels and ducks and tennis shoes not too lately cleaned. She was instantly glad she had been particular as to Wilbur's outfit. He looked ever so much more distinguished than either Merle or his friend. She watched him as he stood unconcerned under the chatter of the three girls. They had begun at once to employ upon him the oldest arts known to woman, and he was not flustered or "gauche"—a word Winona had lately learned. Beyond her divining was the truth that he would much rather have been talking to Starling Tucker. She thought he was merely trying to look bored, and was doing it very well.
These young people were dressed much more casually than Winona had expected, mostly in flannels, khakis, and tennis shoes that hadn’t been cleaned recently. She felt relieved that she had been particular about Wilbur's outfit. He looked so much more put-together than either Merle or his friend. She watched him as he stood relaxed under the chatter of the three girls. They had immediately started using the oldest tricks in the book, and he remained unbothered and not awkward—a word Winona had recently learned. Beneath her understanding, she sensed that he would have preferred talking to Starling Tucker. She thought he was just trying to appear bored, and he was doing a great job.
The little friends of Patricia, and Patricia herself, could have told her better. They knew he was genuinely bored, and redoubled their efforts to enslave him. Merle chatted brightly with Winona, with such a man-of-the-world air that she herself became flustered at the memory that she had once been as a mother to him and drenched his handkerchief with perfume on a Sabbath morning. The little male friend of Merle stood by in silent relief. Patricia and her little guests had for three days been doing to him what they now tried doing to the new boy; he was glad the new boy had come. He had grown sulky under the incessant onslaughts.
Patricia and her little friends could have explained things better. They knew he was really bored, so they tried even harder to win him over. Merle was chatting animatedly with Winona, acting so sophisticated that she felt flustered remembering the time she used to mother him and soaked his handkerchief with perfume on a Sabbath morning. Merle’s little male friend stood by, feeling relieved. For three days, Patricia and her little guests had been doing to him what they were now trying to do to the new boy; he was happy the new boy showed up. He had become moody from their constant attention.
The girl with black hair and the turquoise necklace was already reading Wilbur's palm, disclosing to him that he had a deep vein of cruelty in his nature. Patricia Whipple listened impatiently to this and other sinister revelations. She had not learned palm reading, but now resolved to. Meantime, she could and did stem the flood of character portrayal by a suggestion of tennis. Patricia was still freckled, though not so obtrusively as in the days of her lawlessness. Her skirt and her hair were longer, the latter being what Wilbur Cowan later called rusty. She was still active and still determined, however. No girl in her presence was going to read interminably the palm of one upon whom she had, in a way of speaking, a family claim, especially one of such distinguished appearance and manners—apparently being bored to death by the attention of mere girls.
The girl with black hair and the turquoise necklace was already reading Wilbur's palm, revealing that he had a deep streak of cruelty in his nature. Patricia Whipple listened impatiently to this and other dark insights. She hadn’t learned palm reading, but she decided right then that she would. In the meantime, she was able to redirect the conversation by suggesting they play tennis. Patricia still had freckles, though not as prominently as in her wilder days. Her skirt and hair were longer, the latter being what Wilbur Cowan would later describe as rusty. She was still active and determined, though. No girl in her presence was going to endlessly read the palm of someone she felt a sort of family connection to, especially one as distinguished in appearance and manners—obviously bored to death by the attention of mere girls.

Tennis resulted in a set of doubles, Merle and his little friend playing Patricia and one of her little friends—the one with the necklace and the dark eyes. The desirable new man was not dressed for tennis, and could not have played it in any clothes whatever, and so had to watch from the back line, where he also retrieved balls. Both girls had insisted upon being at his end of the court. Their gentlemen opponents were irritated by this arrangement, because the girls paid far more attention to the new man than to the game itself. They delayed their service to catch his last remark; delayed the game seriously by pausing to chat with him. He retrieved balls for them, which also impeded progress.
Tennis ended up being a doubles match, with Merle and his little friend playing against Patricia and one of her little friends—the one with the necklace and dark eyes. The attractive new guy wasn’t dressed for tennis and couldn’t have played in any outfit, so he had to watch from the back line, where he also picked up balls. Both girls insisted on being at his end of the court. Their male opponents were annoyed by this setup because the girls focused way more on the new guy than on the actual game. They delayed their serves to catch his last comment and seriously slowed down the game by pausing to chat with him. He picked up balls for them, which also hindered progress.
When he brought the balls to the dark-eyed girl she acknowledged his courtesy with a pretty little "Thanks a lot!" Patricia varied this. She said "Thanks a heap!" And they both rather glared at the other girl—a mere pinkish, big-eyed girl whose name was Florrie—who lingered stanchly by the new man and often kept him in talk when he should have been watchful. Still this third girl had but little initiative. She did insinuatingly ask Wilbur what his favourite flower was, but this got her nowhere, because it proved that he did not know.
When he brought the balls to the girl with dark eyes, she responded to his kindness with a cute "Thanks a lot!" Patricia switched it up a bit and said, "Thanks a heap!" They both shot a glare at the other girl—a pinkish, big-eyed girl named Florrie—who stubbornly hung around the new guy and often kept him talking when he needed to pay attention. Still, this third girl didn’t show much initiative. She did try to casually ask Wilbur what his favorite flower was, but that went nowhere since it turned out he didn’t know.
The gentlemen across the net presently became unruly, and would play no more at a game which was merely intended, it seemed, to provide their opponents with talk of a coquettish character. Wilbur ardently wished that Winona could have been there to hear this talk, because the peerless young things freely used the expletive "Darn!" after inept strokes. Still they bored him. He would rather have been on the links.
The guys on the other side of the net were getting rowdy and refused to continue playing a game that seemed designed just to give their opponents some flirtatious chatter. Wilbur really wished Winona could have been there to hear the conversation, especially since the talented young players kept saying "Darn!" after making bad shots. Still, he found them boring. He would have preferred to be on the golf course.
He confessed at last to his little court that he much preferred golf to tennis. Patricia said that she had taken up golf, and that he must coach her over the Newbern course. The dark-eyed girl at once said that she was about to take up golf, and would need even more coaching than Patricia. Once they both searched him—while the game waited—for class pins, which they meant to appropriate. They found him singularly devoid of these. He never even knew definitely what they were looking for.
He finally admitted to his small group that he preferred golf to tennis. Patricia mentioned that she had started playing golf and wanted him to teach her on the Newbern course. The dark-eyed girl immediately chimed in that she was going to start playing golf too and would need even more coaching than Patricia. At one point, while waiting for the game to start, they both searched him for class pins that they wanted to take. They found him surprisingly lacking in those. He never really understood what they were looking for.
He was glad when refreshments were served on the lawn, and ate sandwiches in a wholehearted manner that disturbed Winona, who felt that at these affairs one should eat daintily, absently, as if elevated converse were the sole object and food but an incident. Wilbur ate as if he were hungry—had come there for food. Even now he was not free from the annoying attentions of Patricia and her little friends. They not only brought him other sandwiches and other cake and other lemonade, which he could have condoned, but they chattered so incessantly at him while he ate that only by an effort of concentration could he ignore them for the food. Florrie said that he was brutal to women. She was also heard to say—Winona heard it—that he was an awfully stunning chap. Harvey D. Whipple was now a member of the party, beaming proudly upon his son. And Sharon Whipple came presently to survey the group. He winked at Wilbur, who winked in return.
He was happy when snacks were served on the lawn and ate sandwiches so enthusiastically that it made Winona uncomfortable. She believed that at events like these, one should eat delicately and absentmindedly, as if engaging in high-minded conversation was the main goal and food was just a side note. Wilbur ate like he was genuinely hungry—like he had come for the food. Even now he couldn't escape the distracting attention of Patricia and her little friends. They not only brought him more sandwiches, cake, and lemonade—which he could tolerate—but they also chattered at him non-stop while he ate, making it hard for him to focus on the food. Florrie remarked that he was rude to women. She was also heard saying—Winona overheard it—that he was an incredibly handsome guy. Harvey D. Whipple was now part of the group, proudly beaming at his son. And Sharon Whipple soon came over to look at the group. He winked at Wilbur, who winked back.
After refreshments the young gentlemen withdrew to smoke. They withdrew unostentatiously, through a pergola, round a clump of shrubbery, and on to the stables, where Merle revealed a silver cigarette case, from which he bestowed cigarettes upon them. They lighted these and talked as men of the world.
After snacks, the young men stepped aside to smoke. They quietly made their way through a pergola, around some bushes, and headed to the stables, where Merle pulled out a silver cigarette case and handed out cigarettes to them. They lit up and chatted like worldly men.
"Those chickens make me sick," said the little friend of Merle quite frankly.
"Those chickens make me sick," said Merle's little friend honestly.
"Me, too!" said Wilbur.
"Same here!" said Wilbur.
They talked of horses, Merle displaying his new thoroughbred in the box stall, and of dogs and motor boats; and Merle and the other boy spoke in a strange jargon of their prep school, where you could smoke if you had the consent of your parents. Merle talked largely of his possessions and gay plans.
They talked about horses, with Merle showing off his new thoroughbred in the box stall, as well as dogs and motorboats; and Merle and the other boy chatted in a weird slang from their prep school, where you could smoke if your parents said it was okay. Merle bragged about his belongings and exciting plans.
They were presently interrupted by the ladies, who, having withdrawn beyond the shrubbery clump to powder their noses from Florrie's gold vanity box, had discovered the smokers, and now threatened to tell if the gentlemen did not instantly return. So Merle's little friend said wearily that they must go back to the women, he supposed. And there was more tennis of a sort, more chatter. As Mrs. Harvey D. said, everything moved off splendidly.
They were soon interrupted by the ladies, who had moved behind the bushes to touch up their makeup with Florrie's gold vanity box. They spotted the smokers and threatened to tell if the guys didn’t come back immediately. So, Merle's little friend said wearily that they should probably head back to the women. And there was more tennis, of a sort, and more chatter. As Mrs. Harvey D. said, everything went really well.
Winona, when they left, felt that her charge had produced a favourable impression, and was amazed that he professed to be unmoved by this circumstance, even after being told, as the noble car wheeled them homeward, what the girl, Florrie, had said of him; and that Mrs. Harvey D. Whipple had said she had always known he was a sweet boy. He merely sniffed at the term and went on to disparage the little friends of Patricia.
Winona felt that her charge had made a good impression when they left, and she was surprised that he claimed to be unaffected by it, even after she told him what the girl, Florrie, had said about him. Mrs. Harvey D. Whipple had mentioned that she had always known he was a sweet boy. He just shrugged off the comment and went on to criticize Patricia's little friends.
"You told me not to say 'darn,'" he protested, "but those girls all said it about every other word."
"You told me not to say 'darn,'" he complained, "but those girls said it almost every other word."
"Not really?" said Winona, aghast.
"Seriously?" said Winona, aghast.
"Darn this and darn that! And darn that ball! And darned old thing!" insisted the witness, imitatively.
"Darn this and darn that! And darn that ball! And darned old thing!" insisted the witness, mimicking.
"Oh, dear!" sighed Winona.
"Oh no!" sighed Winona.
She wondered if Patricia could be getting in with a fast set. She was further worried about Patricia, because Miss Murtree, over the ice cream, had confided to her that the girl was a brainless coquette; that her highest ambition, freely stated, was to have a black velvet evening gown, a black picture hat, and a rope of pearls. Winona did not impart this item to Wilbur. He was already too little impressed with the Whipple state. Nor did she confide to him the singular remark of Sharon Whipple, delivered to her in hoarsely whispered confidence as Merle spoke at length to the group about his new horse.
She wondered if Patricia was getting involved with a fast crowd. She was even more worried about Patricia because Miss Murtree, while they were having ice cream, had told her in confidence that the girl was a shallow flirt; that her biggest dream, as she openly stated, was to have a black velvet evening gown, a black picture hat, and a string of pearls. Winona didn't share this with Wilbur. He was already too unimpressed with the Whipple situation. Nor did she mention to him the unusual comment Sharon Whipple made to her in a hushed whisper while Merle talked at length to the group about his new horse.
"Ain't he the most languageous critter!" had been Sharon's words.
"Aren't they the most talkative creature!" had been Sharon's words.
And Winona had thought Merle spoke so prettily and with such easy confidence. Instead of regaling Wilbur with this gossip she insinuated his need for flannel trousers, sport shirts with rolling collars, tennis shoes of white. She found him adamant in his resolve to buy no further clothes which could have but a spectacular value.
And Winona thought Merle spoke so nicely and with such easy confidence. Instead of sharing this gossip with Wilbur, she hinted at his need for flannel pants, polo shirts with rolling collars, and white sneakers. She found him stubborn in his determination to buy no more clothes that only had a flashy value.
To no one that day, except to Wilbur Cowan himself, had it occurred that Merle Whipple's birthday would also be the birthday of his twin brother.
To no one that day, except for Wilbur Cowan himself, did it occur that Merle Whipple's birthday would also be the birthday of his twin brother.
Winona hoped that some trace of the day's new elegance would survive into Wilbur's professional life, but in this she suffered disappointment. He refused to wear, save on state occasions, any of the beautiful new garments, and again went forth in the cap and dingy sneakers, the trousers without character, and the indeterminate sweater which would persist in looking soiled even after relentless washing.
Winona hoped that some hint of the day's fresh style would carry over into Wilbur's work life, but she was let down. He only wore the beautiful new clothes on special occasions and continued to wear the cap and grimy sneakers, the bland trousers, and the nondescript sweater that always looked dirty, no matter how many times it was washed.
Not even for golf with Patricia Whipple would he sound a higher note in apparel. Patricia came to the course, accompanied by the dark girl, who said she was mad about golf, and over the eighteen holes each strove for his exclusive attention. They bored him vastly. He became mad about golf himself, because they talked noisily of other subjects and forgot his directions, especially the dark girl, who was mad about a great many things. She proved to be a trial. She was still so hopeless at the sport that at each shot she had to have her hands placed for her in the correct grip. The other two were glad when she was called home, so that Patricia could enjoy the undivided attention of the coach. The coach was glad, but only because his boredom was diminished by half; and Patricia, after two mornings alone with him, decided that she knew all of golf that was desirable.
Not even for golf with Patricia Whipple would he dress any better. Patricia showed up at the course with the dark girl, who claimed to be crazy about golf, and over the eighteen holes, they both vied for his full attention. They bored him to death. He became obsessed with golf himself because they loudly chatted about everything else and ignored his instructions, especially the dark girl, who was quite passionate about a lot of things. She turned out to be a challenge. She was so bad at the sport that with each shot, she needed her hands adjusted to the right grip. The other two were relieved when she was sent home, so Patricia could have the coach's undivided attention. The coach was happy, but only because his boredom was reduced by half; and after two mornings alone with him, Patricia concluded that she understood all there was to know about golf.
The coach was too stubbornly businesslike; regarded her, she detected, merely as someone who had a lot to learn about the game. And the going of her little friend had taken a zest from the pursuit of this determinedly golfing and unresponsive male. He was relieved when she abandoned the sport and when he knew she had gone back to school. Sometimes on the course when he watched her wild swings a trick of memory brought her back to him as the bony little girl in his own clothes—she was still bony, though longer—with her chopped-off hair and boyish swagger. Then for a moment he would feel friendly, and smile at her in comradeship, but she always spoiled this when she spoke in her grand new manner of a grown-up lady.
The coach was too stubbornly focused on business; he viewed her, she sensed, only as someone who had a lot to learn about the game. The departure of her little friend had taken some excitement out of chasing this determinedly golfing and unresponsive guy. He felt relieved when she quit the sport and went back to school. Sometimes on the course, when he saw her wild swings, a memory tricked him into recalling her as the skinny little girl in his own clothes—she was still skinny, but taller—with her chopped-off hair and boyish swagger. For a moment, he would feel friendly and smile at her in camaraderie, but she always ruined that with her grand new way of speaking like a grown-up lady.
Only Winona grieved when these golf sessions were no more. She wondered if Patricia had not been shocked by some unguarded expression from Wilbur. She had heard that speech becomes regrettably loose in the heat of this sport. He sought to reassure her.
Only Winona was upset when these golf sessions ended. She wondered if Patricia had been taken aback by something Wilbur had said without thinking. She had heard that people tend to speak a bit too freely when caught up in the excitement of the game. He tried to calm her down.
"I never said the least wrong thing," he insisted. "But she did, you bet! 'Darn' and 'gosh' and everything like that, and you ought to have heard her once when she missed an easy putt. She said worse than 'darn!' She blazed out and said—"
"I never said anything wrong," he insisted. "But she did, you can bet! 'Darn' and 'gosh' and all that, and you should have heard her once when she missed an easy putt. She said worse than 'darn!' She exploded and said—"
"Don't tell me!" protested shuddering Winona. She wondered if Patricia's people shouldn't be warned. She was now persuaded that golf endangered the morals of the young. It had been bad enough when it seemed merely to encourage the wearing of nondescript clothes. But if it led to language—?
"Don't tell me!" protested a trembling Winona. She thought that maybe Patricia's family should be warned. She was now convinced that golf was bad for the morals of young people. It had already been troubling when it just seemed to promote wearing bland clothes. But if it resulted in bad language—?
Yet she was fated to discover that the world offered worse than golf, for Wilbur Cowan had not yet completed, in the process of his desultory education, the out-of-doors curriculum offered by even the little world of Newbern. He was to take up an entirely new study, with the whole-hearted enthusiasm that had made him an adept at linotypes, gas engines, and the sport of kings. Not yet, in Winona's view, had he actually gone down into the depths of social obliquity; but she soon knew he had made the joyous descent.
Yet she was destined to find out that the world had worse things than golf, because Wilbur Cowan still hadn't finished, in his scattered education, the outdoor lessons offered by even the small town of Newbern. He was about to dive into an entirely new subject, with the same wholehearted enthusiasm that had made him skilled at linotypes, gas engines, and the sport of kings. In Winona's opinion, he hadn't truly hit rock bottom in social behavior yet; but she would soon realize that he had happily taken the plunge.
The dreadful secret was revealed when he appeared for his supper one evening with a black eye. That is, it would have been known technically as a black eye—even Winona knew what to call it. Actually it was an eye of many colours, shading delicately from pale yellow at the edge to richest variegated purple at the centre. The eye itself—it was the right—was all but closed by the gorgeously puffed tissue surrounding it, and of no practical use to its owner. The still capable left eye, instead of revealing concern for this ignominy, gleamed a lively pride in its overwhelming completeness. The malign eye was worn proudly as a badge of honour, so proudly that the wearer, after Winona's first outcry of horror, bubbled vaingloriously of how he had achieved the stigma by stepping into one of Spike Brennon's straight lefts. Nothing less than that!
The awful secret came out when he showed up for dinner one night with a black eye. Well, it technically would be called a black eye—even Winona knew that. In reality, it was an eye with multiple colors, blending beautifully from pale yellow at the edge to deep, rich purple in the center. The eye itself—his right one—was nearly shut due to the incredibly swollen tissue around it, making it basically useless to him. The still-functional left eye, instead of showing concern for this embarrassment, sparkled with an exuberant pride in its perfection. He wore the injured eye like a badge of honor, so much so that after Winona's initial gasp of horror, he couldn't help but boast about how he got it from stepping right into one of Spike Brennon's jabs. Nothing less than that!

Winona, conceiving that this talk was meant to describe an accident of the most innocent character, demanded further details; wishing to be told what a straight left was; why a person named Spike Brennon kept such things about; and how Wilbur had been so careless as to step into one. She instinctively pictured a straight left to be something like an open door into which the victim had stepped in the dark. Her enlightenment was appalling. When the boy had zestfully pictured with pantomime of the most informing sort she not only knew what a straight left was, but she knew that Wilbur Cowan, in stepping into one—in placing himself where by any chance he could step into one—had flung off the ultimate restraint of decency.
Winona, thinking that this conversation was meant to describe the most innocent kind of accident, asked for more details; she wanted to know what a straight left was, why someone named Spike Brennon had such things around, and how Wilbur could have been careless enough to step into one. She instinctively imagined a straight left to be something like an open door that the victim had walked into in the dark. Her realization was shocking. After the boy enthusiastically demonstrated through exaggerated gestures, she not only understood what a straight left was, but she also realized that Wilbur Cowan, by stepping into one—by putting himself in a position where he could step into one—had completely abandoned the last shred of decency.
It amounted to nothing less, she gathered, than that her charge had formed a sinister alliance with a degraded prize-fighter, a low bully who for hire and amid the foulest surroundings pandered to the basest instincts of his fellowmen by disgusting exhibitions of brute force. As if that were not enough, this low creature had fallen lower in the social scale, if that were possible, by tending bar in the unspeakable den of Pegleg McCarron. It was of no use for Wilbur to explain to her that his new hero chose this humble avocation because it afforded him leisure for training between his fights; that he didn't drink or smoke, but kept himself in good condition; that it was a fine chance to learn how to box, because Spike needed sparring partners.
It was nothing less, she realized, than that her charge had teamed up with a shady prizefighter—a desperate thug who, for money and in the dirtiest places, catered to the worst instincts of others through disgusting displays of violence. As if that wasn't bad enough, this pathetic guy had sunk even further down the social ladder, if that was possible, by working as a bartender in the awful joint owned by Pegleg McCarron. It didn’t matter how much Wilbur tried to explain to her that his new hero picked this lowly job because it allowed him time to train between fights; that he didn’t drink or smoke but kept himself in shape; that it was a great opportunity to learn how to box since Spike needed sparring partners.
"Oh, it's terrible!" cried Winona. "A debased creature like that!"
"Oh, that's awful!" exclaimed Winona. "A person like that is just pathetic!"
"You ought to see him stripped!" rejoined the boy in quick pride.
"You should see him without his clothes!" the boy replied, filled with pride.
This closed the interview. Later she refused more than a swift glance of dismay at the photograph of the bully proudly displayed to her by the recipient. With one eye widened in admiration, he thrust it without warning full into her gaze, whereupon she had gaspingly fled, not even noting the inscription of which the boy was especially proud: "To my friend, Mr. Wilbur Cowan, from his friend, Eddie—Spike—Brennon, 133 lbs. ringside." It was a spirited likeness of the hero, though taken some years before, when he was in the prime of a ring career now, alas, tapering to obscurity.
This wrapped up the interview. Later, she barely glanced at the photograph of the bully that the recipient proudly showed her. With one eye wide in admiration, he suddenly thrust it into her view, causing her to gasp and flee, not even noticing the inscription that the boy was particularly proud of: "To my friend, Mr. Wilbur Cowan, from his friend, Eddie—Spike—Brennon, 133 lbs. ringside." It was a spirited likeness of the hero, even though it had been taken a few years earlier, when he was at the peak of a boxing career that was now, unfortunately, fading into obscurity.
Spike stood with the left shoulder slightly raised, the left foot advanced, the slightly bent left arm with its clenched fist suggestively extended. His head was slanted to bring his chin down and in. The right shoulder was depressed, and the praiseworthy right arm lay in watchful repose across his chest. The tense gaze expressed absolute singleness of purpose—a hostile purpose. These details were lost upon Winona. She had noted only that the creature's costume consisted of the flags of the United States and Ireland tastefully combined to form a simple loin cloth. Had she raised the boy for this?
Spike stood with his left shoulder slightly up, his left foot forward, and his left arm bent with a clenched fist pointed out. He tilted his head down and in, while his right shoulder drooped, and his right arm rested across his chest, alert. His intense gaze showed a single-minded, aggressive intention. Winona missed these details. All she noticed was that the creature was dressed in a simple loincloth made from a tasteful combination of the flags of the United States and Ireland. Had she raised the boy for this?
The deplored intimacy had begun on a morning when Wilbur was early abroad salvaging golf balls from certain obscure nooks of the course where Newbern's minor players were too likely to abandon the search for them on account of tall grass, snakes, poison ivy, and other deterrents. Along the course at a brisk trot had come a sweatered figure, with cap pulled low, a man of lined and battered visage, who seemed to trot with a purpose, and yet with a purpose not to be discerned, for none pursued him and he appeared to pursue no one.
The questionable closeness started on a morning when Wilbur was out early collecting golf balls from the hidden spots on the course where Newbern's less skilled players were likely to give up looking due to tall grass, snakes, poison ivy, and other obstacles. A man in a sweater, with his cap pulled down low and a weathered face, came jogging by at a brisk pace. He seemed to be running with intent, but it was impossible to tell what that intent was, as nobody was following him and he didn’t seem to be chasing anyone.
He had stopped amiably to chat with the boy. He was sweating profusely, and chewed gum. It may be said that he was not the proud young Spike Brennon of the photograph. He was all of twenty-five, and his later years had told. Where once had been the bridge of his nose was now a sharp indentation. One ear was weirdly enlarged; and his mouth, though he spoke through narrowly opened lips, glittered in the morning sun with the sheen of purest gold. Wilbur Cowan was instantly enmeshed by this new personality.
He had stopped friendly to chat with the boy. He was sweating a lot and chewing gum. You could say he was no longer the proud young Spike Brennon from the photograph. He was now twenty-five, and life had taken its toll. Where there used to be a bridge on his nose, there was now a sharp dip. One ear was oddly enlarged; and his mouth, even though he spoke with his lips barely apart, sparkled in the morning sun with the shine of pure gold. Wilbur Cowan was quickly caught up in this new persona.
The runner wished to know what he was looking for. Being told golf balls, he demanded "What for?" It seemed never to have occurred to him that there would be an object in looking for golf balls. He curiously handled and weighed a ball in his brown and hairy hand.
The runner wanted to know what he was searching for. When told it was golf balls, he asked, "What for?" It seemed he had never considered that there might be a purpose in looking for golf balls. He curiously held and weighed a ball in his brown and hairy hand.
"So that's the little joker, is it? I often seen 'em knockin' up flies with it, but I ain't never been close to one. Say, that pill could hurt you if it come right!"
"So that's the little joker, huh? I've seen them knocking up flies with it, but I've never been close to one. That pill could hurt you if it came right at you!"
He was instructed briefly in the capacity of moving balls to inflict pain, and more particularly as to their market value. As the boy talked the sweating man looked him over with shrewd, half-shut eyes.
He was given a quick lesson on how to throw balls to cause pain, and specifically about how much they were worth. While the boy spoke, the sweaty man examined him with shrewd, narrowed eyes.
"Ever had the gloves on, kid?" he demanded at last.
"Have you ever worn the gloves, kid?" he finally asked.
It appeared in a moment that he meant boxing gloves; not gloves in which to play golf.
It quickly became clear that he was talking about boxing gloves, not golf gloves.
"No, sir," said Wilbur.
"No, sir," Wilbur replied.
"You look good. Come down to the store at three o'clock. Mebbe you can give me a work-out."
"You look great. Come by the store at three o'clock. Maybe you can give me a workout."
Quite astonishingly it appeared then that when he said the store he was meaning the low saloon of Pegleg McCarron; that he did road work every morning and wanted quick young lads to give him a work-out with the gloves in the afternoon, because even dubs was better than shadow boxing or just punching the bag all the time. If they couldn't box-fight they could wrestle.
Quite surprisingly, it turned out that when he mentioned the store, he was actually referring to Pegleg McCarron's low bar. He did roadwork every morning and wanted quick, young guys to spar with him in the afternoon because even inexperienced fighters were better than just shadow boxing or hitting the bag all the time. If they couldn't box, they could wrestle.
So Wilbur had gone to the store that afternoon, and for many succeeding afternoons, to learn the fascinating new game in a shed that served McCarron as storeroom. The new hero had here certain paraphernalia of his delightful calling—a punching bag, small dumb-bells, a skipping rope, boxing gloves. Here the neophyte had been taught the niceties of feint and guard and lead, of the right cross, the uppercut, the straight left, to duck, to side-step, to shift lightly on his feet, to stop protruding his jaw in cordial invitation, to keep his stomach covered. He proved attentive and willing and quick. He was soon chewing gum as Spike Brennon chewed it, and had his hair clipped in Brennon manner. He lived his days and his nights in dreams of delivering or evading blows. Often while dressing of a morning he would stop to punish an invisible opponent, doing an elaborate dance the while. It was better than linotypes or motor busses.
So Wilbur went to the store that afternoon, and for many afternoons after that, to learn the exciting new game in a shed that McCarron used as a storeroom. The new hero had some gear for his fun hobby—a punching bag, small dumbbells, a jump rope, boxing gloves. Here the beginner learned the skills of feints and guards and leads, including the right cross, uppercut, straight left, how to duck, sidestep, shift lightly on his feet, stop sticking his jaw out like an invitation, and keep his stomach protected. He was attentive, eager, and quick. He soon started chewing gum like Spike Brennon did and had his hair cut in the same style. He spent his days and nights dreaming of throwing punches or dodging them. Often while getting dressed in the morning, he would pause to shadowbox an invisible opponent, doing an intricate little dance in the process. It was better than linotypes or motorbuses.
In the early days of this new study he had been fearful of hurting Spike Brennon. He felt that his blows were too powerful, especially that from the right fist when it should curve over Spike's left shoulder to stop on his jaw. But he learned that when his glove reached the right place Spike's jaw had for some time not been there. Spike scorned his efforts.
In the beginning of this new training, he was worried about hurting Spike Brennon. He thought his punches were too strong, especially the one from his right fist, which was supposed to come over Spike's left shoulder and land on his jaw. But he found out that when his glove hit the right spot, Spike's jaw hadn't been there for a while. Spike looked down on his attempts.
"Stop it, kid! You might as well send me a pitcher postcard that it's comin'. You got to hit from where you are—you can't stop to draw back. Use your left more. G'wan now, mix it! Mix it!"
"Cut it out, kid! You might as well send me a postcard saying it's coming. You have to hit from where you are—you can't pause to pull back. Use your left more. Come on now, mix it up! Mix it!"
They would mix it until the boy was panting. Then while he sat on a beer keg until he should be in breath again the unwinded Spike would skip the rope—a girl's skipping rope—or shadow-box about the room with intricate dance steps, raining quick blows upon a ghostly boxer who was invariably beaten; or with smaller gloves he would cause the inflated bag to play lively tunes upon the ceiling of its support. After an hour of this, when both were sweating, they would go to a sheltered spot beyond the shed to play cold water upon each other's soaped forms.
They would mix it until the boy was out of breath. Then, while he sat on a beer keg catching his breath, the agile Spike would skip a girl's jump rope or shadow-box around the room with fancy dance moves, landing quick punches on an imaginary opponent who always lost; or, with smaller gloves, he would make the punching bag bounce around, hitting the ceiling above. After an hour of this, both of them would be sweating, and they would head to a sheltered spot beyond the shed to splash cold water on each other's soapy bodies.
There had been six weeks of this before the boy's dreadful secret was revealed to Winona; six weeks before he appeared to startle her with one eye radiating the rich hues of a ripened eggplant. It had been simple enough. He had seen his chance to step in and punish Spike, and he had stepped—and Spike's straight left had been there.
There had been six weeks of this before the boy's terrible secret was revealed to Winona; six weeks before he seemed to shock her with one eye shining the deep colors of a ripe eggplant. It had been easy enough. He had seen his opportunity to step in and get back at Spike, and he had taken it—and Spike's powerful left punch had been waiting.
"You handed yourself that one, kid," Spike had said, applying raw beef to it after their rubdown.
"You set yourself up for this one, kid," Spike had said, putting raw beef on it after they finished their rubdown.
Wilbur had removed the beef after leaving the store. He didn't want the thing to go down too soon. It was an honourable mark, wasn't it? Nothing to make the fuss about that Winona had made. Of course you had to go to Pegleg McCarron's to do the boxing, but Spike had warned him never to drink if he expected to get anywhere in this particular trade; not even to smoke. That he had entirely abandoned the use of tobacco at Spike's command should—he considered—have commended his hero to Winona's favourable notice. He wore the eye proudly in the public gaze; regretted its passing as it began to pale into merely rainbow tints.
Wilbur had taken the beef after leaving the store. He didn't want it to disappear too quickly. It was a mark of honor, right? There was no reason for the fuss that Winona had made. Sure, you had to go to Pegleg McCarron's to do the boxing, but Spike had warned him never to drink if he wanted to get anywhere in this business; not even to smoke. The fact that he had completely given up tobacco at Spike's insistence should—he thought—have put him in Winona's good graces. He wore the bruise proudly in public; he regretted its fading as it started to turn into just pale colors.
But Winona took steps. She was not going to see him die, perish morally, without an effort to save him. She decided that Sharon Whipple would be the one to consult. Sharon liked the boy—had taken an interest in him. Perhaps words in time from him might avert the calamity, especially after her father had refused to be concerned.
But Winona took action. She wasn't going to sit by and watch him die, or ruin himself, without trying to help him. She decided that Sharon Whipple would be the person to talk to. Sharon liked the guy—had shown an interest in him. Maybe some timely words from her could prevent the disaster, especially since her father had refused to get involved.
"Prize fighting!" said the judge, scornfully. "What'll he be doing next? Never settles down to anything. Jack-of-all-trades and good at none."
"Prize fighting!" the judge said mockingly. "What's he going to do next? He never commits to anything. A jack-of-all-trades and master of none."
It was no use hoping for help from a man who thought fighting was foolish for the boy merely because he would not earnestly apply himself to it.
It was pointless to expect help from a guy who believed fighting was stupid for the kid just because he wouldn't seriously commit to it.
She went to Sharon Whipple, and Sharon listened even more sympathetically than she had hoped he would. He seemed genuinely shocked that such things had been secretly going on in the life of his young friend. He clicked deprecatingly with his tongue as Winona became detailed in her narrative.
She went to Sharon Whipple, and Sharon listened even more sympathetically than she had hoped he would. He seemed genuinely shocked that such things had been secretly happening in the life of his young friend. He clicked his tongue dismissively as Winona got into the details of her story.
"My great glory!" he exclaimed at last. "You mean to say they mix it down there every afternoon?"
"My great glory!" he finally exclaimed. "Are you saying they mix it down there every afternoon?"
"Every single day," confirmed Winona. "He's been going to that low dive for weeks and weeks. Think of the debasing associations!"
"Every single day," Winona confirmed. "He's been going to that run-down bar for weeks and weeks. Think of the degrading associations!"
"Just think of it!" said Sharon, impatiently. "Every afternoon—and me not hearing a word of it!"
"Just think about it!" Sharon said, impatiently. "Every afternoon—and I didn't hear a single word of it!"
"If you could only say a word to him," besought Winona. "Coming from you it might have an influence for good."
"If you could just say one word to him," Winona urged. "It might have a positive impact coming from you."
"I will, I will!" promised Sharon, fervently, and there was a gleam of honest determination in his quick old eyes.
"I will, I will!" promised Sharon passionately, and there was a spark of genuine determination in his quick, aging eyes.
That very afternoon, in Pegleg McCarron's shed, he said words to Wilbur that might have an influence for good.
That same afternoon, in Pegleg McCarron's shed, he said things to Wilbur that could be beneficial.
"Quit sticking your jaw out that way or he'll knock it off!" had been his first advice. And again: "Cover up that stomach—you want to get killed?" He was sitting at one end of the arena, on a plank supported by the ends of two beer kegs, and he held open a large, thick, respectable gold watch. "Time!" he called.
"Stop jutting your jaw out like that or he'll knock it off!" had been his first piece of advice. And again: "Cover that stomach—do you want to get hurt?" He was sitting at one end of the arena, on a plank resting on two beer kegs, and he held open a large, thick, fancy gold watch. "Time!" he shouted.
Beside him sat the red-eyed and disreputable Pegleg McCarron, who whacked the floor with the end of his crutch from time to time in testimony of his low pleasure.
Beside him sat the red-eyed and shady Pegleg McCarron, who occasionally slapped the floor with the end of his crutch to show his mild satisfaction.
The round closed with one of Wilbur Cowan's right crosses—started from not too far back—landing upon the jaw of Spike Brennon with what seemed to be a shattering impact. Sharon Whipple yelled and Pegleg McCarron pounded the floor in applause. Spike merely shook his head once.
The round ended with one of Wilbur Cowan's right crosses—launched from not too far away—hitting Spike Brennon on the jaw with what looked like a devastating impact. Sharon Whipple shouted and Pegleg McCarron clapped on the floor in appreciation. Spike just shook his head once.
"The kid's showing speed," he admitted, cordially. "If he just had something back of them punches!"
"The kid's got some speed," he acknowledged, friendly about it. "If he just had something behind those punches!"
"It was a daisy!" exclaimed Sharon. "My suffering stars, what a daisy!"
"It was a daisy!" Sharon exclaimed. "My goodness, what a daisy!"
"'Twas neatly placed!" said Pegleg.
"It was neatly placed!" said Pegleg.
"I'm surprised at you!" said Sharon later to the panting apprentice. "I'm surprised and grieved! You boys mixing it here every day for weeks and never letting on!"
"I'm shocked at you!" Sharon said later to the out-of-breath apprentice. "I'm shocked and disappointed! You guys have been messing around here every day for weeks and never said a word!"
"I never thought you'd like it," said Wilbur.
"I never thought you’d like it," said Wilbur.
"Like it!" said Sharon. He said it unctuously. "And say, don't you let on to Miss Penniman that I set here and held the watch for you. I ain't wanting that to get out on me."
"Like it!" Sharon said, his tone overly sweet. "And by the way, don't mention to Miss Penniman that I was here holding the watch for you. I don’t want that getting out."
"No, sir," said Wilbur.
"No, sir," Wilbur replied.
Later Sharon tried to avoid Winona one day on River Street, but when he saw that she would not be avoided he met her like a man.
Later, Sharon tried to avoid Winona one day on River Street, but when he realized she wouldn’t be shaken off, he faced her like a man.
"I've reasoned with the boy from time to time," he confessed, gloomily, "but he's self-headed, talking huge high about being a good lightweight and all that. I don't know—mebbe I haven't taken just the right tack with him yet."
"I've talked with the kid every now and then," he admitted, gloomily, "but he's stubborn, going on about being a good lightweight and all that. I don’t know—maybe I haven't approached him in the right way yet."
Winona thought him curiously evasive in manner. She believed that he feared the worst for the boy, but was concealing it from her.
Winona found him strangely evasive in his behavior. She thought that he was worried about the worst for the boy, but was hiding it from her.
"His eye is almost well where that cowardly bully struck him," she told Sharon. "If only we could get him into something where he could hold his head up."
"His eye is almost healed where that cowardly bully hit him," she told Sharon. "If only we could get him into something where he could feel proud."
"He does that too much now," began Sharon, impulsively, but stopped, floundering. "I mean he ain't enough ashamed," he concluded feebly, and feigned that someone had called him imperatively from the door of the First National Bank.
"He does that way too much now," Sharon started, but then hesitated, struggling for words. "I mean he isn't ashamed enough," he finished weakly and pretended that someone had urgently called him from the door of the First National Bank.
From time to time Spike's boxing manner grew tense for a period of days. He tightened up, as Sharon put it, and left a sore and battered apprentice while he went off to some distant larger town to fight, stepping nonchalantly aboard the six-fifty-eight with his fighting trunks and shoes wrapped in a copy of the Newbern Advance, and shifting his gum as he said good-bye to Wilbur, who would come down to see him off.
From time to time, Spike's boxing style became tense for several days. He tensed up, as Sharon put it, leaving a sore and battered apprentice behind while he headed off to a bigger town to fight. He hopped on the 6:58 train with his boxing trunks and shoes wrapped in a copy of the Newbern Advance, chewing gum as he said goodbye to Wilbur, who came to see him off.
Sometimes Spike returned from these sorties unscathed and with money. Oftener he came back without money and with a face—from abrasive thrusts—looking as if a careless golfer had gone over him and neglected to replace the divots. After these times there were likely to follow complicated episodes of dentistry at the office of Doctor Patten. These would render the invincible smile of Spike more refulgent than ever.
Sometimes Spike came back from these trips unhurt and with cash. More often, he returned without money and with a face that looked like a careless golfer had gone over him and didn’t bother to fix the divots. After these times, he was likely to face complicated dental work at Dr. Patten's office. This would make Spike's once-invincible smile even brighter than before.
The next birthday of Merle Whipple was celebrated at a time when Spike had been particularly painstaking in view of an approaching combat. Not only did he leave his young friend with an eye that compelled the notice, an eye lavishly displaying all the tints yet revealed by spectroscopic analysis, and which by itself would have rendered him socially undesirable, but he bore a swollen nose and a split and puffy lip; bore them proudly, it should be said, and was not enough cast down, in Winona's opinion, that his shameful wounds would deter him from mingling with decent folk. Indeed, Winona had to be outspoken before she convinced him that a birthday party was now no place for him. He would have gone without misgiving, and would have pridefully recounted the sickening details of that last round in which Spike Brennon had permitted himself to fancy he faced a veritable antagonist. Still he cared little for the festivity.
The next birthday of Merle Whipple was celebrated at a time when Spike was being especially careful with an upcoming fight. Not only did he leave his young friend with a striking eye that caught attention, showing all the colors revealed by spectroscopic analysis, which alone would have made him socially undesirable, but he also had a swollen nose and a split, puffy lip. He wore them proudly, it should be noted, and was not so downcast, in Winona's view, that his embarrassing injuries would stop him from hanging out with decent people. In fact, Winona had to be direct before she convinced him that a birthday party was not the right place for him. He would have gone without a second thought and would have boasted about the gruesome details of that last round where Spike Brennon had let himself believe he was facing a real opponent. Still, he didn't care much about the celebration.
He saw Patricia from a distance in River Street, but pulled the dingy cap lower and avoided her notice. She was still bony and animated and looked quite capable of commanding his attendance over eighteen holes of the most utterly futile golf in all the world. His only real regret in the matter of his facial blemishes was that Spike came back with the mere loser's end of an inconsiderable purse, and had to suffer another infliction of the most intricate bridge work at the hands of Doctor Patten before he could properly enjoy at the board of T-bone Tommy that diet so essential to active men of affairs.
He spotted Patricia from a distance on River Street but pulled his shabby cap lower and tried to avoid being noticed. She still had a thin, lively figure and looked more than capable of dragging him into a pointless round of golf that was the most pointless in the whole world. His only real regret about his facial scars was that Spike returned with nothing more than the loser’s share of a small pot and had to endure another round of complicated dental work from Doctor Patten before he could truly enjoy the T-bone dinners that were so important for active businesspeople.
CHAPTER XII
Once more the aging Wilbur Cowan stood alone by night thrillingly to watch the arched splendour of stars above and muse upon the fleeting years that carried off his youth. The moment marked another tremendous epoch, for he was done with school. Now for all the years to come he could hear the bell sound its warning and feel no qualm; never again need sit confined in a stuffy room, breathing chalk dust, and compel his errant mind to bookish abstractions. He had graduated from the Newbern High School, respectably if not with distinguished honour, and the superintendent had said, in conferring his rolled and neatly tied diploma, that he was facing the battle of life and must acquit himself with credit to Newbern.
Once again, the aging Wilbur Cowan stood alone at night, captivated by the beautiful stars above and reflecting on the passing years that had taken away his youth. This moment marked a significant turning point for him, as he was done with school. From now on, he could hear the bell ring without any anxiety; he would never have to sit trapped in a stuffy room, inhaling chalk dust, and forcing his wandering mind to focus on dry academic concepts. He had graduated from Newbern High School, respectably if not with exceptional distinction, and the superintendent had said while handing him his neatly rolled diploma that he was about to face the challenges of life and needed to represent Newbern well.
The superintendent had seemed to believe it was a great moment; there had been a tremor in his voice as he addressed the class, each in turn. He was a small, nervous, intent man whose daily worries showed plainly through the uplift of the moment, and Wilbur had wondered what he found to be so thrilled about. His own battle with life—he must have gone out to the fight years ago under much the same circumstances—had apparently brought him none of the glory he was now urging his young charges to strive for. He had to stay in a schoolroom and breathe chalk dust.
The superintendent seemed to think it was a big moment; there was a tremor in his voice as he addressed each student one by one. He was a small, nervous, focused man, and his daily worries were clearly evident despite the excitement of the occasion. Wilbur wondered what he found so thrilling. His own struggle with life—he must have faced it years ago under similar circumstances—had clearly not brought him any of the glory he was trying to inspire in his young students. He was stuck in a classroom, inhaling chalk dust.
Whatever the battle of life might be, he was going to fight it out-of-doors; not like imprisoned school-teachers and clerks and bookkeepers in First National banks. Only when alone under that splatter of stars did he feel the moment big with more than a mere release from textbooks. Then at last he knew that he had become a man and must put away childish things, and his mind floated on the thought, off to those distant stars where other boys had that night, perhaps unwittingly, become men.
Whatever the struggle of life might be, he was determined to face it outdoors; not like trapped teachers, office workers, and bookkeepers at First National banks. Only when he was alone under that shower of stars did he feel the moment filled with more than just a break from textbooks. Then he finally realized that he had grown up and needed to leave childish things behind, and his mind drifted to those distant stars where other boys had possibly, unknowingly, become men that night.
He wished that people would not pester him with solemn questions about what he now meant to make of himself. They seemed to believe that he should be concerned about this. Winona was especially insistent. She said he stood at the parting of the ways; that all his future hung upon his making a seemly choice; and she said it gloomily, with frank foreboding, as one more than half expecting him to choose amiss.
He wished people would stop bugging him with serious questions about what he was going to do with his life. They acted like he should care about it. Winona was especially pushy. She said he was at a crossroads; that his future depended on making the right choice; and she said it in a gloomy way, as if she was almost sure he would make the wrong decision.
Judge Penniman was another who warned him heavily that it was time to quit being a Jack-of-all-trades. The judge spoke as from a topless tower of achievement, relating anecdotes of his own persistence under difficulties at the beginning of a career which he allowed his hearer to infer had been of shining merit, hampered, it is true, by the most trying ill health. Even Mrs. Penniman said that they were expecting great things of him, now that he had become a man.
Judge Penniman was another one who strongly advised him that it was time to stop being a Jack-of-all-trades. The judge spoke from a place of significant achievement, sharing stories of his own determination through challenges at the start of a career that he let his listener assume had been impressive, although, to be fair, it was also affected by severe health issues. Even Mrs. Penniman mentioned that they were expecting great things from him now that he had become a man.
The boy dimly felt that there was something false in all this urgency. The superintendent of schools and Winona and the judge and Mrs. Penniman seemed to be tightly wound up with expectancy about him, yet lived their own lives not too tensely. The superintendent of schools was not inspiring as a model; the judge, for all his talk, lived a life of fat idleness, with convenient maladies when the Penniman lawn needed mowing. Mrs. Penniman, it is true, fought the battle of life steadily with her plain and fancy dressmaking, but with no visible glory; and Winona herself was becoming a drab, sedate spinster, troubled about many things. He wondered why they should all conceive him to be meant for so much more than they had achieved. Why couldn't he relax into a life such as they led, without all this talk of effort and planning? It seemed to him that people pretty much allowed life to make itself for them, and lived it as it came. He was not going to bother about it. Let it come. He would find a way to live it. People managed. Judge Penniman was never so ailing that he couldn't reach the harness shop for his game of checkers. The only person he knew who had really worked hard to make something of himself was Spike Brennon.
The boy faintly sensed something off about all this urgency. The superintendent of schools, Winona, the judge, and Mrs. Penniman all seemed to be tightly wrapped up in their expectations for him, yet they lived their own lives without much stress. The superintendent wasn't much of a role model; the judge, despite all his talk, enjoyed a lazy life, conveniently falling ill whenever the Penniman lawn needed mowing. Mrs. Penniman was indeed fighting the daily grind with her plain and fancy dressmaking, but it brought her no visible glory; and Winona herself was turning into a dull, composed spinster, worried about many things. He wondered why they all thought he was meant for so much more than they had achieved. Why couldn’t he just settle into a life like theirs, without all this talk of hard work and planning? It seemed to him that people pretty much let life unfold for them and lived it as it came. He wasn't going to stress over it. Let it come. He would figure out how to live it. People got by. Judge Penniman was never so unwell that he couldn't make it to the harness shop for his game of checkers. The only person he knew who had really worked hard to make something of himself was Spike Brennon.
So he resorted to the golf links that summer, heedless and happy. "Without ideals so far as one can read him," wrote Winona in her journal, underlining the indictment and closing it with three bold exclamation points. He was welcomed effusively to the golf course by John Knox McTavish.
So he spent that summer at the golf course, carefree and happy. "Without ideals as far as one can tell," Winona wrote in her journal, underlining the accusation and finishing it with three bold exclamation points. He received a warm welcome at the golf course from John Knox McTavish.
"Good!" said John on the morning of his appearance, which was effusive for any McTavish.
"Good!" said John on the morning of his appearance, which was enthusiastic for any McTavish.
He liked the boy, not only because he drove a sweet ball, but because you could talk to him in a way you couldn't to par-r-r-rties you was teaching to hold a club proper-r-r-r and to quit callin' it a stick.
He liked the kid, not just because he hit a great ball, but because you could talk to him in a way you couldn't with the kids he was teaching how to hold a club properly and to stop calling it a stick.
He caddied that summer only for golfers of the better sort, and for Sharon Whipple, choosing his employ with nice discrimination. John had said golf was a grand game, because more than any other game it showed how many kinds of fool a man could be betwixt his mind and his muscles. His apprentice was already sensitive to the grosser kinds. In addition to caddying he taught the secrets of the game when pupils came too plenteously for John. But he lacked John's tried patience, and for the ideal teacher was too likely to utter brutal truths instead of polite and meandering diplomacies. He had caught perhaps a bit too much of Spike Brennon's manner of instruction, a certain strained brusquerie, out of pace with people who are willing to pay largely for instruction which they ignore in spite of its monotonous repetition. John warned him that he must soften his clients—butter-r-r 'em up with nice words—or they wouldn't come back. He must say they was doing gr-r-rand. He did say it now and then, but with no ring of conviction.
He caddied that summer only for golfers of a better caliber, and for Sharon Whipple, carefully choosing his jobs. John had said golf was an amazing game because more than any other sport, it revealed how many different ways a person could be foolish with their thoughts and actions. His apprentice was already aware of the more obvious kinds of foolishness. In addition to caddying, he also taught the game's secrets when there were too many students for John. However, he lacked John's patience and was more likely to share harsh truths instead of the polite, roundabout ways of teaching. He had probably picked up a bit too much of Spike Brennon's teaching style, which had a certain forced bluntness that didn’t sit well with people who were willing to pay a lot for instruction they often ignored despite how often it was repeated. John advised him to be gentler with his clients—sweet-talk them with nice words—or they wouldn't come back. He did say they were doing great now and then, but it lacked sincerity.
Still it was a good summer. Especially good, because all the time he knew he was waiting for that morning in early September when the school bell would ring and he would laugh carelessly at what had once been the imperious summons. He thought that after this high moment he might be able to plan his life at least a little—not too minutely.
Still, it was a great summer. It was especially great because he knew he was waiting for that morning in early September when the school bell would ring, and he would laugh freely at what had once been an intimidating call to duty. He thought that after this peak moment, he might be able to plan his life at least a little—not too precisely.
Late that summer Merle and Patricia Whipple came by appointment to play the course with him. Merle, too, had become a man—he would enter college that fall. Apparently no one was bothering about the plan of his life. And Patricia had become, if not a woman, at least less of a girl, though she was still bony and utterly freckled. They drove off, Patricia not far but straight, and Merle, after impressive preliminaries that should have intimidated any golf ball, far but not straight. After his shot he lectured instructively upon its faults. When he had done they knew why he had sliced into the miry fen on the right. Then with an expert eye he studied his brother's stance and swing. The ball of Wilbur went low and straight and far, but the shot was prefaced, apparently, by no nice adjustment of the feet or by any preliminary waggles of the club.
Late that summer, Merle and Patricia Whipple came by appointment to play the course with him. Merle had definitely grown up—he was starting college that fall. It seemed like no one cared about his life plans. And Patricia had become, if not quite a woman, at least less of a girl, though she was still skinny and completely freckled. They drove off, with Patricia going not far but in a straight line, and Merle, after some impressive warm-ups that should have intimidated any golf ball, going far but not straight. After his shot, he gave a detailed lecture on its mistakes. Once he was done, they understood why he had sliced into the muddy marsh on the right. Then, with a keen eye, he watched his brother's stance and swing. Wilbur’s ball went low, straight, and far, but his shot didn’t seem to come after any careful foot adjustments or any preliminary waggles of the club.
"No form," said Merle. "You ought to have form by this time, but you don't show any; and you put no force into your swing. Now let me show you just one little thing about your stance."
"No form," said Merle. "You should have some form by now, but you don't show any; and you’re not putting any force into your swing. Now let me show you just one small thing about your stance."
With generous enthusiasm he showed his brother not only one little thing, but two or three that should be a buckler to him in time of need; and his brother thanked him, and so authoritative was the platform manner of Merle that he nearly said "Yes, sir." After which Patricia played a brassy shot, and they all went to find Merle's ball among the oaks. After that they went on to Wilbur's ball, which—still without a trace of form—he dropped on the green with a mashie, in spite of Merle's warning that he would need a mid-iron to reach it.
With great enthusiasm, he showed his brother not just one little thing, but two or three that would be helpful in times of need; and his brother thanked him. Merle had such an authoritative way about him that his brother almost said "Yes, sir." Then Patricia took a bold shot, and they all went to find Merle's ball among the oaks. After that, they moved on to Wilbur's ball, which—still without any semblance of technique—he dropped onto the green with a mashie, despite Merle's warning that he would need a mid-iron to reach it.
They drove, and again Merle lectured upon the three reasons why his ball came to rest in a sand trap that flanked the fairway. He seemed to feel this information was expected from him, nor did he neglect a generous exposition of his brother's failure to exhibit form commensurate with his far, straight drive. His brother was this time less effusive in his thanks, and in no danger whatever of replying "Yes, sir!" He merely retorted, "Don't lunge—keep down!" advice which the lecturer received with a frowning, "I know—I know!" as if he had lunged intentionally, with a secret purpose that would some day become known, to the confusion of so-called golf experts. Wilbur and Patricia waited while Merle went to retrieve his ball. They saw repeated sand showers rise over the top of a bunker. From where they stood the player seemed to be inventing a new kind of golf, to be played without a ball. A pale mist hung over the scene.
They drove, and once again, Merle lectured about the three reasons why his ball ended up in a sand trap beside the fairway. He seemed to think this information was expected from him and didn't skip a beat in giving a detailed account of his brother's inability to perform as well as his long, straight drive. His brother this time was less grateful, and certainly not in any mood to say "Yes, sir!" He simply snapped back, "Don't lunge—keep down!" a piece of advice that Merle accepted with a frowning, "I know—I know!" as if he had lunged on purpose, with some secret plan that would eventually be revealed, surprising so-called golf experts. Wilbur and Patricia waited while Merle went to get his ball. They watched as sand kept flying up from the bunker. From their vantage point, it looked like the player was creating a whole new version of golf, one that didn't involve using a ball. A pale mist hovered over the scene.
"I know just what he's saying," Patricia told Wilbur.
"I know exactly what he's saying," Patricia told Wilbur.
"Shame on you!" said he, and they both laughed, after which Patricia glanced at him oftener.
"Shame on you!" he said, and they both laughed, after which Patricia started looking at him more often.
It should be said that he was now arrayed as Winona would have him, in summer sports attire of careless but expensive appearance, including a silk shirt alleged by the maker to be snappy, and a cap of real character. The instinct of the male for noticeable plumage had at last worked the reform that not all of Winona's pleading had sufficed for. Wilbur Cowan at the moment might, but for his excellent golf, have been mistaken for a genuine Whipple.
It should be said that he was now dressed as Winona would have wanted, in casual yet pricey summer sportswear, featuring a silk shirt that the designer claimed was stylish and a cap with real character. The male instinct for flashy appearance had finally achieved the change that none of Winona's pleas had been able to accomplish. At that moment, Wilbur Cowan might, except for his outstanding golf skills, have been mistaken for a genuine Whipple.
Merle's homilies continued after each shot. He subjected his own drives to a masterly analysis, and strove to incite his brother to correct form, illustrating this for his instruction with practice swings that were marvels of nicety, and learnedly quoting Braid and Vardon.
Merle's commentary went on after every shot. He analyzed his own swings with great skill and tried to encourage his brother to improve his technique, demonstrating this for his brother's benefit with practice swings that were impressive in precision, and quoting Braid and Vardon with expertise.
It was after one of these informative intervals, succeeding a brilliantly topped drive by the lecturer, that Patricia Whipple, full in the flooding current of Merle's discourse, turned her speckled face aside and flagrantly winked a greenish eye at Wilbur Cowan; whereupon Wilbur Cowan winked his own left eye, that one being farthest from the speaker. The latter, having concluded his remarks for the moment, went to find his ball, and the two walked on.
It was after one of these informative breaks, following a brilliantly delivered point by the lecturer, that Patricia Whipple, caught up in the flow of Merle's talk, turned her freckled face away and shamelessly winked her greenish eye at Wilbur Cowan; to which Wilbur Cowan responded by winking his left eye, the one farthest from the speaker. Once Merle finished his comments for the moment, he went to look for his ball, and the two continued walking.
"He just ought to be taken down," suggested Patricia, malevolently.
"He really should be taken down," Patricia suggested, maliciously.
"Think so?" demanded Wilbur.
"Do you think so?" demanded Wilbur.
"Know so!" declared the girl. "'Tisn't only golf. He's that way about everything—telling people things—how to do it and everything. Only no one at our house dares come down on him. Harvey D. and Ella and even grandfather—they all jump through hoops for him, the cowards! I give him a jolt now and then, but I get talked to for it."
"Absolutely!" the girl declared. "It’s not just golf. He’s like that with everything—always telling people what to do and how to do it. But no one at our house dares to stand up to him. Harvey D., Ella, and even grandpa—they all bend over backward for him, the cowards! I give him a shake-up every now and then, but I get scolded for it."
"The boy needs some golf talk—he certainly does," conceded the other.
"The boy needs to talk about golf—he really does," admitted the other.
"Too bad you're afraid to do it," Patricia said, resignedly.
"Too bad you're scared to do it," Patricia said, resigned.
She looked sadly away, then quickly back at him to see if it had taken. She thought it hadn't. He was merely looking as if he also considered it too bad. But on the next tee he astonishingly asserted himself as---comparatively—a golfing expert. He wasn't going to have this splendid brother, truly his brother for all the change of name, making a fool of himself before a girl. Full in the tide of Merle's jaunty discourse he blazed out with an authority of his own, and in tones so arrogant that the importance of the other oozed almost pitiably from him.
She looked away sadly, then quickly turned back to see if it had made an impact. She thought it hadn't. He seemed to be just as regretful. But at the next tee, he surprisingly stepped up as—comparatively—a golf expert. He wasn’t going to let his amazing brother, who was truly his brother despite the name change, embarrass himself in front of a girl. In the midst of Merle's lively conversation, he spoke up with his own authority, and his tone was so arrogant that the significance of the other person seemed to fade almost pathetically.
"Quit that! Listen! We've played ten holes, and you haven't made one clean drive, and I've got off every one clean. I make this course in seventy-three, and you'd never make it in one hundred and twenty the way you're going. But every time you stand there and tell me things about your drive and about mine as if you could really play golf."
"Stop that! Listen! We've played ten holes, and you haven't made a single good drive, while I've nailed every one. I finish this course in seventy-three, and there's no way you'd finish it in one hundred and twenty with the way you’re playing. But every time you stand there and talk to me about your drive and mine as if you actually know how to play golf."
"Well, but my dear chap—" Merle paused, trying to regain some lost spiritual value—"I'm merely telling you some little things about form."
"Well, my dear friend—" Merle paused, trying to regain some lost spiritual value—"I'm just sharing some small insights about form."
"Forget it!" commanded the other. "You haven't any form yourself; you don't have form until you can play the game, and then you don't think about it. Maybe my form doesn't stick out, but you bet it must be tucked in there somewhere or I couldn't hit the ball. You don't want to think I haven't any just because I don't stand there and make a long speech to the ball before swatting it."
"Forget it!" demanded the other. "You don't have any skill yourself; you don't gain skill until you can play the game, and then you don't overthink it. Maybe my skill isn't obvious, but trust me, it has to be in there somewhere or I wouldn't be able to hit the ball. Don't assume I lack it just because I don't stand there and give a long speech to the ball before hitting it."
"Well, I was only saying——" Merle began again, but in meekness such as Patricia had never observed in him.
"Well, I was just saying——" Merle started again, but with a softness that Patricia had never seen in him before.
Hearing a sound in the background Wilbur turned. She was staging a pantomime of excessive delight, noiselessly clapping her thin brown hands. He frowned at her—he was not going to have any girl laughing at his brother—and returned his attention to the late exponent of Braid and Vardon.
Hearing a sound in the background, Wilbur turned. She was putting on a dramatic display of overwhelming joy, silently clapping her thin brown hands. He frowned at her—he wasn’t going to let any girl laugh at his brother—and went back to focusing on the recent showcase by Braid and Vardon.
"Here"—he teed a ball—"you do about every wrong thing you could. You don't overlook a single one. Now I'll show you. Take your stance, address the ball!"
"Here"—he teed a ball—"you do pretty much every wrong thing you could. You don't miss a single one. Now I'll show you. Get in position, and address the ball!"
He had forgotten, in the heat of his real affection, all the difference in their stations. He was talking crisply to this Whipple as if he were merely a Cowan twin. Merle, silent, dazed, meek, did as he was directed.
He had forgotten, in the intensity of his true feelings, all the differences in their social standings. He was speaking sharply to this Whipple as if he were just another Cowan twin. Merle, quiet, bewildered, and submissive, did what he was told.
"Now take your back swing slower. You've been going up too quick—go up slow—stay there! Wait—bend that left wrist under your club—not out but under—here"—he adjusted the limp wrist. "Now keep your weight on the left foot and come down easy. Don't try to knock the ball a mile—it can't be done. Now up again and swing—easy!"
"Now take your backswing slower. You’ve been going up too fast—go up slowly—hold it! Wait—bend that left wrist under your club—not out but under—right here"—he adjusted the limp wrist. "Now keep your weight on your left foot and come down smoothly. Don’t try to hit the ball a mile—it can’t be done. Now up again and swing—easy!"
Merle swung and the topped ball went a dozen feet.
Merle swung, and the ball flew a dozen feet.
"There, now I suppose you're satisfied!" he said, sulkily, but his instructor was not, it seemed, satisfied.
"There, I guess you're happy now!" he said, pouting, but his instructor didn’t seem satisfied.
"Don't be silly! You lifted your head. You have to do more than one thing right to hit that ball. You have to stay down to it. Here"—he teed another ball—"take your stance and see if you can't keep down. I'll hold you down." In front of the player he grasped his own driver and rested it lightly upon the other's head. "Just think that club weighs a hundred pounds, and you couldn't lift your head if you wanted to. Now swing again, turn the left wrist under, swing easy—there!"
"Don't be ridiculous! You lifted your head. You need to do more than one thing right to hit that ball. You have to stay down to it. Here"—he teed up another ball—"get into your stance and see if you can stay down. I'll help you with that." In front of the player, he held his own driver and lightly rested it on the other's head. "Just imagine that club weighs a hundred pounds, and you wouldn't be able to lift your head even if you tried. Now swing again, turn your left wrist under, swing easy—there!"
They watched the ball go high and straight, even if not far.
They watched the ball fly high and straight, even if it didn't go far.
"A Texas leaguer," said Wilbur, "but it's all right. It's the first time this afternoon you've stayed in the fairway. Now again!"
"A Texas leaguer," Wilbur said, "but that's okay. It's the first time this afternoon you’ve stayed in the fairway. Do it again!"
He teed another ball, and the threesomes had become a mere golf lesson, plus a clash of personalities. Wilbur Cowan did all the talking; he was grim, steely eyed, imperious. His splendid brother was mute and submissive, after a few feeble essays at assertion that were brutally stifled. Patricia danced disrespectfully in the background when neither brother observed her. She had no wish to incur again the tightly drawn scowl of Wilbur. The venom of that had made her uncomfortable.
He teed up another ball, and the groups had turned into just a golf lesson mixed with a clash of personalities. Wilbur Cowan did all the talking; he was serious, cold-eyed, and commanding. His impressive brother was silent and compliant, after a few weak attempts to speak up that were harshly shut down. Patricia moved around disrespectfully in the background when neither brother was watching her. She didn’t want to face Wilbur’s tight scowl again. The anger in that look had made her feel uneasy.
"See now how you hit 'em out when you do what I tell you!" said the instructor at last, when Merle had a dozen clean drives to his credit. But the sun had fallen low and the lesson must end.
"Look at how well you're hitting them when you follow my advice!" said the instructor finally, after Merle had a dozen solid drives to his name. But the sun was setting, and the lesson had to come to an end.
"Awfully obliged, old chap—thanks a heap!" said Merle, recovering slightly from his abjectness. "I dare say I shall be able to smack the little pill after this."
"Really grateful, my friend—thanks a lot!" said Merle, feeling a bit better from his earlier despair. "I think I’ll be able to handle that little pill after this."
The old chap hurled a last grenade.
The old guy threw one last grenade.
"You won't if you keep thinking about form," he warned. "Best way to forget that—quit talking so much about it. After you make a shot, keep still, or talk to yourself."
"You won't if you keep focusing on form," he warned. "The best way to forget about that is to stop discussing it so much. After you take a shot, stay quiet or talk to yourself."
"Awfully good of you," Merle responded, graciously, for he was no longer swinging at a ball, but merely walking back to the clubhouse, where one man was as good as another. "There may be something in what you say."
"Really nice of you," Merle replied, gratefully, as he was no longer hitting a ball but just walking back to the clubhouse, where everyone was pretty much the same. "You might have a point there."
"There is," said Wilbur.
"There is," Wilbur said.
He waved them a curt farewell as they entered the latest Whipple car.
He gave them a quick goodbye as they got into the latest Whipple car.
"But, you know, the poor kid after all hasn't any form," the convalescent Merle announced to Patricia when they were seated.
"But, you know, the poor kid really doesn't have any shape," the recovering Merle said to Patricia when they were seated.
"He has nice hair and teeth," said the girl, looking far ahead as the car moved off.
"He has nice hair and teeth," the girl said, gazing ahead as the car drove away.
"Oh, hair—teeth!" murmured Merle, loftily careless, as one possessing hair and teeth of his own. "I'm talking about golf."
"Oh, hair—teeth!" Merle said casually, as if he had hair and teeth of his own. "I'm talking about golf."
"He lines 'em out," said Patricia, cattishly.
"He lays them out," Patricia said with a sly smile.
"Too much like a professional." Merle lifted a hand from the wheel to wave deprecation. "That's what the poor kid gets for hanging about that clubhouse all the time."
"Way too much like a pro." Merle raised a hand from the wheel to wave dismissively. "That's what the poor kid gets for always hanging around that clubhouse."
"The poor kid!" murmured Patricia. "I never noticed him much before."
"The poor kid!" Patricia said quietly. "I never really paid much attention to him before."
"Beastly overbearing sort of chap," said Merle.
"He's such a bossy, obnoxious guy," said Merle.
"Isn't he?" said Patricia. "I couldn't help but notice that." She shifted her eyes sidewise at Merle. "I do wish some of the folks could have been there," she added, listlessly.
"Isn't he?" said Patricia. "I couldn't help but notice that." She glanced sideways at Merle. "I really wish some of the people could have been there," she added, lacking enthusiasm.
"Is that so?" he demanded, remembering then that this girl was never to be trusted, even in moods seemingly honeyed. He spurted the new roadster in rank defiance of Newbern's lately enacted ordinance regulating the speed of motor vehicles.
"Is that so?" he asked, recalling that this girl could never be trusted, even when she seemed sweet. He revved the new roadster in outright defiance of Newbern's recently passed law regulating the speed of motor vehicles.
Yet the night must have brought him counsel, for he appeared the next afternoon—though without Patricia—to beseech further instruction from the competent brother. He did this rather humbly for one of his station.
Yet the night must have offered him advice, because he showed up the next afternoon—though without Patricia—to ask for more guidance from the knowledgeable brother. He approached this matter quite humbly for someone of his status.
"I know my game must be pretty rotten," he said. "Maybe you can show me one or two more little things."
"I know my game isn't great," he said. "Maybe you can show me a couple more pointers."
"I'll show you the same old things over again," said Wilbur, overjoyed at this friendly advance, and forthwith he did.
"I'll show you the same old things again," said Wilbur, thrilled by this friendly gesture, and immediately he did.
For a week they played the course together, not only to the betterment of Merle's technic, but to the promotion of a real friendliness between this Whipple and a mere Cowan. They became as brothers again, seeming to have leaped the span of years during which they had been alien. During those years Wilbur had kept secret his pride in his brother, his exultation that Merle should have been called for this high eminence and not found wanting. There had been no one to whom he could reveal it, except to Winona, perhaps in little flashes. Now that they were alone in a curious renewal of their old intimacy, he permitted it to shine forth in all its fullness, and Merle became pleasantly aware that this sharp-speaking brother—where golf was concerned—felt for him something much like worship. The glow warmed them both as they loitered over the course, stopping at leisure to recall ancient happenings of their boyhood together. Far apart now in their points of view, the expensively nurtured Merle, and Wilbur, who had grown as he would, whose education was of the street and the open, they found a common ground and rejoiced in their contact.
For a week, they played the course together, which not only improved Merle's technique but also fostered a genuine friendship between this Whipple and a simple Cowan. They became like brothers again, seemingly bridging the years during which they had been distant. During those years, Wilbur had kept his pride in his brother a secret, secretly delighting in Merle being recognized for this high achievement and not falling short. There had been no one he could share this with, except maybe Winona, in small glimpses. Now that they were alone in a strange revival of their old closeness, he allowed his admiration to show fully, and Merle became pleasantly aware that this sharp-tongued brother—when it came to golf—felt a sort of worship for him. The warmth of this realization brought comfort to both as they lingered on the course, taking their time to reminisce about their childhood together. Although they were now far apart in their perspectives, the well-bred Merle and Wilbur, who had grown up as he pleased, with a street-wise education, found common ground and celebrated their bond.
"I don't understand why we haven't seen more of each other all these years," said Merle on a late day of this renewed companionship. "Of course I've been away a lot—school and trips and all that."
"I don't get why we haven't spent more time together all these years," Merle said on a late day of this renewed friendship. "I guess I've been away a lot—school, trips, and everything."
"And I'm still a small-towner," said Wilbur, though delightedly. It was worth being a small-towner to have a brother so splendid.
"And I'm still a small-towner," said Wilbur, but he was thrilled. It was definitely worth being from a small town to have such an amazing brother.
"We must see a lot of each other from now on," insisted Merle. "We must get together this way every time I come back."
"We need to hang out a lot from now on," Merle insisted. "We should meet like this every time I come back."
"We must," said Wilbur. "I hope we do, anyway," he added, reflecting that this would be one of those things too good to come true.
"We have to," said Wilbur. "I hope we do, at least," he added, thinking that this would be one of those things that seemed too good to actually happen.
"What I don't understand," went on Merle, "you haven't had the advantages I have, not gone off to school or met lots of people, as I'm always doing, not seen the world, you know, but you seem so much older than I am. I guess you seem at least ten years older."
"What I don't get," Merle continued, "is that you haven't had the advantages I have. You haven't gone to school or met a ton of people like I do all the time, and you haven't seen the world, but you still seem so much older than me. Honestly, you feel at least ten years older."
"Well, I don't know." Wilbur pondered this. "You do seem younger some way. Maybe a small town makes people old quicker, knocking round one the way I have, bumping up against things here and there. I don't know at all. Sharon Whipple says the whole world is made up mostly of small towns; if you know one through and through you come pretty near knowing the world. Maybe that's just his talk."
"Well, I’m not sure." Wilbur thought about this. "You definitely seem younger in some way. Maybe living in a small town makes people age faster, getting knocked around like I have, bumping into things here and there. I really don’t know. Sharon Whipple says the whole world is mostly made up of small towns; if you really know one inside and out, you’re close to knowing the world. Maybe that’s just his opinion."
"Surly old beggar. Somehow I never hit it off well with him. Too sarcastic, thinking he's funny all the time; uncouth, too."
"Grumpy old beggar. I just never clicked with him. Too sarcastic, always thinking he's funny; rude, too."
"Well, perhaps so." Wilbur was willing to let this go. He did not consider Sharon Whipple surly or uncouth or sarcastic, but he was not going to dispute with this curiously restored brother. "Try a brassy on that," he suggested, to drop the character of Sharon Whipple.
"Well, maybe." Wilbur was okay with letting this slide. He didn’t think of Sharon Whipple as rude, unrefined, or sarcastic, but he wasn’t going to argue with this oddly changed brother. "Try a brassy on that," he suggested, to move away from the topic of Sharon Whipple.
Merle tried the brassy, and they played out the hole. Merle made an eight.
Merle tried the brassy, and they played out the hole. Merle made an eight.
"I should have had a six at most," he protested, "after that lovely long brassy shot."
"I should have had a six at most," he said, "after that great long brassy shot."
Wilbur grinned.
Wilbur smiled.
"John McTavish says the should-have-had score for this course is a mar-r-rvel. He says if these people could count their should-have-hads they'd all be playing under par. He's got a wicked tongue, that John."
"John McTavish claims the score everyone should have for this course is amazing. He says if those players could tally their missed opportunities, they'd all be playing under par. John definitely has a sharp tongue."
"Well, anyway," insisted Merle, "you should have had a four, because you were talking to me when you flubbed that approach shot; that cost you a couple."
"Well, anyway," Merle insisted, "you should have gotten a four because you were talking to me when you messed up that approach shot; that cost you a couple."
"John says the cards should have another column added to write in excuses; after each hole you could put down just why you didn't get it in two less. He says that would be gr-r-r-and f'r th' dubs."
"John thinks the scorecards should have an extra column for excuses; after each hole, you could note why you didn’t score two less. He says that would be awesome for the doubles."
"The hole is four hundred and eighty yards, and you were thirty yards from the green in two," said Merle. "You should have had—"
"The hole is 480 yards, and you were 30 yards from the green in two," said Merle. "You should have had—"
"I guess I should have had what I got. Sharon Whipple says that's the way with a lot of people in this life—make fine starts, and then flub their short game, fall down on easy putts and all that, after they get on the lawn. He calls the fair greens lawns."
"I suppose I got what I deserved. Sharon Whipple says that’s how it is for many people in this life—start off strong, but then mess up the easy parts, stumble on simple tasks and all that, once they reach the greens. He refers to the fairways as lawns."
"Awful old liar when he counts his own score," said Merle. "I played with him just once."
"Awful old liar when he tallies his own score," Merle said. "I played with him just once."
Wilbur grinned again. He would cheerfully permit this one slander of his friend.
Wilbur grinned again. He would gladly allow this one sort of insult towards his friend.
"You certainly can't trust him out of sight in a sand trap," he conceded. "You'll say, 'How many, Mr. Whipple?' and he'll say, 'Well, let me see—eight and a short tote—that's it, eight and a tote.' He means that he made eight, or about eight, by lifting it from the rough about ten feet on to the fairway."
"You definitely can't trust him when he's out of sight in a sand trap," he agreed. "You'll ask, 'How many, Mr. Whipple?' and he'll respond, 'Well, let me think—eight and a short tote—that’s it, eight and a tote.' He’s saying he made eight, or around eight, by lifting it from the rough about ten feet onto the fairway."
"Rotten sportsmanship," declared Merle.
"Bad sportsmanship," declared Merle.
"No, no, he's a good sport, all right! He'd expect you to do the same, or tee up a little bit for a mid-iron shot. He says he won't read the rules, because they're too fine print. I like the old boy a lot," he concluded, firmly. He wanted no misunderstanding about that, even if Merle should esteem him less for it.
"No, no, he's a great guy, for sure! He'd expect you to do the same or set up a bit for a mid-iron shot. He says he won’t read the rules because they're too detailed. I really like the old guy a lot," he finished, decisively. He wanted to make sure there was no misunderstanding about that, even if Merle might think less of him for it.
They drove from the next tee. One hundred and fifty yards ahead the fairway was intersected by a ditch. It was deep, and its cruel maw yawned hungrily for golf balls. These it was fed in abundance daily.
They drove from the next tee. One hundred and fifty yards ahead, the fairway was crossed by a ditch. It was deep, and its cruel opening gaped hungrily for golf balls. Daily, it was fed with plenty of them.
"Rottenly placed, that ditch!" complained Merle as he prepared to drive.
"That ditch is in such a bad spot!" complained Merle as he got ready to drive.
"Only because you think so," replied his brother. "Forget it's there, and you'll carry it every time. That's what Sharon Whipple does. It's what they call psychology. It's a mental hazard. Sharon Whipple says that's another thing about golf that's like real life. He says most all things that scare us are just mental hazards."
"Just because you think that," his brother replied. "If you forget it's there, you'll have it with you every time. That’s what Sharon Whipple does. They call it psychology. It’s a mental hurdle. Sharon Whipple says that’s another thing about golf that’s like real life. He says most of the things that scare us are just mental hurdles."
"Stuff!" said Merle. "Stuffy stuffness! The ditch is there, isn't it, psychology or no psychology? You might ignore a hungry tiger, but calling him a mental hazard wouldn't stop him from eating you, would it? Sharon Whipple makes me tired." He placed a drive neatly in the ditch. "There!" he exploded, triumphantly. "I guess that shows you what the old gas bag knows about it."
"Stuff!" said Merle. "Stuffy nonsense! The ditch is right there, isn’t it, psychology or not? You could ignore a hungry tiger, but labeling him a mental hazard wouldn’t stop him from eating you, would it? Sharon Whipple really tires me out." He placed a drive neatly in the ditch. "There!" he shouted, triumphantly. "I guess that proves what the old gas bag knows about it."
"Oh, you'll soon learn to carry that hole!" his brother soothed. "Now let's see what you can do with that niblick." He grinned again as they went on to the ditch. "Sharon Whipple calls his niblick his 'gitter'." Merle, however, would not join in the grin. Sharon Whipple still made him tired.
"Oh, you'll get the hang of that hole soon!" his brother said reassuringly. "Now let’s see what you can do with that niblick." He smiled again as they moved on to the ditch. "Sharon Whipple calls his niblick his 'gitter'." Merle, however, didn’t share the smile. Sharon Whipple still annoyed him.
In the course of their desultory playing they discussed the other Whipples.
In the midst of their aimless playing, they talked about the other Whipples.
"Of course they're awfully fond of me," said Merle.
"Of course, they really like me," said Merle.
"Of course," said Wilbur.
"Sure," said Wilbur.
"I guess Harvey D.—Father—would give me anything in the world I asked for, ever since I was a kid. Horses, dogs, guns, motor cars—notice the swell little roadster I'm driving? Birthday! You'd almost think he looks up to me. Says he expects great things of me."
"I guess Harvey D.—Dad—would give me anything I wanted, ever since I was a kid. Horses, dogs, guns, cars—check out this fancy little roadster I'm driving? Birthday gift! You’d almost think he looks up to me. He says he expects big things from me."
"Why wouldn't he?" demanded the other.
"Why wouldn't he?" asked the other.
"Oh, of course, of course!" Merle waved this aside. "And Grandfather Gideon, he's an old brick. College man himself—class of sixty-five. Think of that, way back in the last century! Sharon Whipple never got to college. Ran off to fight in the Civil War or something. That's why he's so countrified, I s'pose. You take Gideon now—he's a gentleman. Any one could see that. Not like Sharon. Polished old boy you'd meet in a club. And Mrs. Harvey D.—Mother—say, she can't do enough for me! Bores me stiff lots of times about whether I'm not going to be sick or something. And money—Lord! I'm supposed to have an allowance, but they all hand me money and tell me not to say anything about it to the others. Of course I don't. And Harvey D. himself—he tries to let on he's very strict about the allowance, then he'll pretend he didn't pay me the last quarter and hand me two quarters at once. He knows he's a liar, and he knows I know it, too. I guess I couldn't have fallen in with a nicer bunch. Even that funny daughter of Sharon's, Cousin Juliana, she warms up now and then—slips me a couple of twenties or so. You should have seen the hit I made at prep! Fellows there owe me money now that I bet I never do get paid back. But no matter, of course."
"Oh, of course, of course!" Merle waved this aside. "And Grandfather Gideon, he's a great guy. He went to college himself—class of '65. Can you believe that, way back in the last century? Sharon Whipple never went to college. He ran off to fight in the Civil War or something. That's probably why he's so rustic. But Gideon—he's a gentleman. Anyone can see that. Not like Sharon. He's the type of polished old guy you'd meet in a club. And Mrs. Harvey D.—Mom—man, she can't do enough for me! She bores me to death a lot of times, worrying about whether I’m going to get sick or something. And money—oh man! I'm supposed to have an allowance, but they all just give me money and tell me not to mention it to anyone else. Of course, I don’t. And Harvey D. himself—he acts like he’s really strict about the allowance, then he’ll pretend he didn’t give me the last quarter and hand me two quarters at once. He knows he's lying, and he knows I know it too. I guess I couldn't have ended up with a nicer group. Even that quirky daughter of Sharon's, Cousin Juliana, she comes around sometimes—slips me a couple of twenties or so. You should have seen how popular I was at prep! Guys there owe me money now that I bet I’ll never get paid back. But that’s okay, of course."
"That Juliana always makes me kind of shiver," admitted Wilbur. "She looks so kind of—well, kind of lemonish."
"That Juliana always gives me the chills," admitted Wilbur. "She looks so—well, sort of lemony."
"She's all of that, that old girl. She's the only one I never do get close to. Soured old maid, I guess. Looks at you a lot, but doesn't say much, like she was sizing you up. That nose of hers certainly does stand out like a peak or something. You wouldn't think it, either, but she reads poetry—mushiest kind—awful stuff. Say, I looked into a book of hers one day over at the Old Place—Something-or-Other Love Lyrics was the title—murder! I caught two or three things—talk about raw stuff—you know, fellows and girls and all that! What she gets out of it beats me, with that frozen face of hers."
"She's all that, that old girl. She's the only one I never get close to. A bitter old maid, I guess. She looks at you a lot, but doesn’t say much, like she’s judging you. That nose of hers definitely stands out like a mountain or something. You wouldn't think it, but she reads poetry—the mushiest kind—terrible stuff. One day, I checked out a book of hers over at the Old Place—Something-or-Other Love Lyrics was the title—awful! I spotted a few lines—talk about raw stuff—you know, guys and girls and all that! I can't figure out what she gets from it, with that icy expression of hers."
A little later he portrayed the character of Patricia Whipple in terms that would have incensed her but that moved Wilbur to little but mild interest.
A little later, he described Patricia Whipple in a way that would have outraged her, but it only sparked mild interest in Wilbur.
"You never know when you got your thumb on that kid," he said. "She's the shifty one, all right. Talk along to you sweet as honey, but all the time she's watching for some chance to throw the harpoon into you. Venomous—regular vixen. No sense of humour—laughs at almost anything a fellow says or does. Trim you in a minute with that tongue of hers. And mushy! Reads stories about a young girl falling in love with strange men that come along when her car busts down on a lonely road. Got that bug now. Drives round a whole lot all alone looking for the car to go blooey and a lovely stranger to happen along and fix it for her that turns out to be a duke or something in disguise. Sickening!
"You never know when you're dealing with that kid," he said. "She's definitely the sneaky type. Talks to you sweet as honey, but all the while, she's looking for a chance to stab you in the back. Poisonous—total vixen. No sense of humor—laughs at almost anything a guy says or does. She could cut you down in a second with that tongue of hers. And she's sentimental! Reads those stories about a young girl falling in love with random guys who show up when her car breaks down on some lonely road. She's got that obsession now. Drives around all the time by herself, hoping her car will break down so some charming stranger can come by and help her out, only to be a duke or something in disguise. It's sickening!"
"Two years ago she got confidential one night and told me she was going to Italy some day and get carried off to a cave by a handsome bandit in spite of her struggles. Yes, she would struggle—not! Talk about mental hazards, she's one, all right! She'll make it lively for that family some day. With Harvey D. depending on me a lot, I'm expecting to have no end of trouble with her when she gets to going good. Of course she's only a kid now, but you can plot her curve easy. One of these kind that'll say one thing and mean another. And wild? Like that time when she started to run off and found us in the graveyard---remember?"
"Two years ago, she got really personal one night and told me she was going to Italy someday and would get taken away to a cave by a handsome bandit, no matter how hard she fought it. Yeah, she’d fight—right! Talk about mental challenges, she’s definitely one! She’s going to make things interesting for that family someday. With Harvey D. relying on me a lot, I anticipate a ton of trouble from her when she really gets going. Of course, she's just a kid now, but you can easily predict her behavior. She’s the type that says one thing but means another. And wild? Like that time she tried to run away and found us in the graveyard—remember?"
They laughed about this, rehearsing that far-off day with its vicissitudes and sudden fall of wealth.
They joked about this, recalling that distant day with its ups and downs and sudden loss of wealth.
"That was the first day the Whipples noticed me," said Merle. "I made such a good impression on them they decided to take me."
"That was the first day the Whipples noticed me," Merle said. "I made such a good impression on them that they decided to take me in."
At another time they talked of their future. Wilbur was hazy about his own. He was going to wait and see. Merle was happily definite.
At another time, they talked about their future. Wilbur was unclear about his own. He was going to wait and see. Merle was happily certain.
"I'll tell you," said he when they had played out the last hole one day, "it's like this. I feel the need to express my best thoughts in writing, so I've decided to become a great writer—you know, take up literature. I don't mean poetry or muck of that sort—serious literature. Of course Harvey D. talks about my taking charge of the Whipple interests, but I'll work him round. Big writers are somebody—not bankers and things like that. You could be the biggest kind of a banker, and people would never know it or think much about it. Writers are different. They get all kinds of notice. I don't know just what branch of writing I'll take up first, but I'll find out at college. Anyway, not mucky stories about a handsome stranger coming along just because a girl's car busts down. I'll pick out something dignified, you bet!"
"I'll tell you," he said after they finished the last hole one day, "it’s like this. I really need to share my best thoughts in writing, so I’ve decided to become a great writer—you know, dive into literature. Not poetry or that kind of stuff—serious literature. Sure, Harvey D. thinks I should take charge of the Whipple interests, but I’ll convince him otherwise. Big writers mean something—they’re not just bankers and things like that. You could be the richest banker around, and people wouldn’t even notice or care much. Writers are different. They get all kinds of attention. I’m not sure what area of writing I’ll start with, but I’ll figure it out in college. Anyway, not those cliché stories about a handsome stranger showing up just because a girl’s car breaks down. I’ll choose something dignified, you can bet on it!"
"I bet you will," said his admiring brother. "I bet you'll get a lot of notice."
"I bet you will," said his admiring brother. "I bet you'll get a lot of attention."
"Oh"—Merle waved an assenting hand—"naturally, after I get started good."
"Oh"—Merle waved a confirming hand—"of course, after I really get going."
CHAPTER XIII
On a certain morning in early September Wilbur Cowan idled on River Street, awaiting a summons. The day was sunny and spacious, yet hardly, he thought, could it contain his new freedom. Despairing groups of half-grown humans, still in slavery, hastened by him to their hateful tasks. He watched them pityingly, and when the dread bell rang, causing stragglers to bound forward in a saving burst of speed, he halted leisurely in sheer exultation. The ecstasy endured a full five minutes, until a last tap of the bell tolled the knell of the tardy. It had been worth waiting for. This much of his future he had found worth planning. He pictured the unfortunates back in the old room, breathing chalk dust, vexed with foolish problems, tormented by discipline. He was never again to pass a public school save with a sensation of shuddering relief. He had escaped into his future, and felt no concern about what it should offer him. It was enough to have escaped.
On a certain morning in early September, Wilbur Cowan was hanging out on River Street, waiting for a call. The day was sunny and wide open, but he thought it barely held his new freedom. Despairing groups of almost-grown kids, still stuck in their old lives, rushed past him to their annoying tasks. He watched them with pity, and when the dreaded bell rang, making the stragglers hurry in a last-minute dash, he took his time, reveling in sheer joy. This feeling lasted a full five minutes until the final ring of the bell signaled the fate of the latecomers. It had been worth the wait. This much of his future was worth planning. He imagined the unfortunate ones back in the old classroom, inhaling chalk dust, frustrated with pointless problems, and tortured by rules. He would never again pass by a public school without feeling a shudder of relief. He had broken free into his future and didn’t worry about what it might bring. It was enough just to be free.
Having savoured freedom another ten minutes, he sauntered over to the Advance office as a favour to Sam Pickering. A wastrel printer had the night before been stricken with the wanderlust, deciding at five-thirty to take the six-fifty-eight for other fields of endeavour, and Wilbur Cowan had graciously consented to bridge a possible gap.
Having enjoyed his freedom for another ten minutes, he strolled over to the Advance office as a favor to Sam Pickering. A careless printer had been overtaken by wanderlust the night before, deciding at five-thirty to catch the six-fifty-eight to explore new opportunities, and Wilbur Cowan had kindly agreed to fill in the gap.
He strolled into the dusty, disordered office and eased the worry from Sam Pickering's furrowed brow by attacking the linotype in spirited fashion. That week he ran off the two editions of the paper. A spotted small boy sat across the press bed from him to ink the forms. He confided impressively to this boy that when the last paper was printed the bronze eagle would flap its wings three times and scream as a signal for beer to be brought from Vielhaber's. The boy widened eyes of utter belief upon him, and Wilbur Cowan once more felt all his years. But he was still lamentably indecisive about his future, and when a new printer looked in upon the Advance he stepped aside. Whatever he was going to make of himself it wouldn't be someone who had to sit down indoors. He would be slave to no linotype until they were kept in the open. He told Sam Pickering this in so many words.
He walked into the dusty, cluttered office and relaxed the worry on Sam Pickering's furrowed brow by enthusiastically working the linotype. That week, he produced two editions of the paper. A small, speckled boy sat across the press bed from him to ink the forms. He impressively shared with this boy that when the last paper was printed, the bronze eagle would flap its wings three times and scream as a signal for beer to be brought from Vielhaber's. The boy's eyes widened with complete belief, and Wilbur Cowan once again felt all of his years. But he was still frustratingly unsure about his future, and when a new printer came by the Advance, he stepped aside. Whatever he was going to become, it wasn’t going to be someone who had to sit indoors. He wouldn’t be chained to any linotype until they were out in the open. He told Sam Pickering this in so many words.
The former Mansion's stable at length engaged his wandering fancy. The stable's old swinging sign—a carefully painted fop with flowing side whiskers and yellow topcoat swiftly driving a spirited horse to a neat red-wheeled run-about—had been replaced by First-Class Garage. Of its former activities remained only three or four sedate horses to be driven by conservatives; and Starling Tucker, who lived, but lived in the past, dazed and unbelieving—becoming vivacious only in speech, beginning, "I remember when—"
The old mansion's stable eventually caught his attention. The stable's weathered swinging sign—a carefully painted dandy with long sideburns and a yellow coat, quickly driving a lively horse to a neat red-wheeled carriage—had been replaced by First-Class Garage. The only reminders of its past were a few calm horses still used by traditionalists; and Starling Tucker, who was alive but stuck in the past, seemed dazed and disbelieving—becoming animated only when he spoke, starting with, "I remember when—"
These memories dealt with a remote time, when a hawse was a hawse, and you couldn't have it put all over you by a lot of slick young smarties that could do a few things with a monkey wrench. Starling, when he thus discoursed, sat chiefly in the little office before the rusty stove, idly flicking his memory with a buggy whip from the rack above his head, where reposed a dozen choice whips soon to become mere museum pieces.
These memories were from a distant time, when a hawse was truly a hawse, and you couldn't let a bunch of smooth-talking young pros pull one over on you with a monkey wrench. Starling, while talking like this, mostly sat in the small office in front of the rusty stove, lazily tapping his memories with a buggy whip from the rack above his head, where a dozen prized whips were just waiting to become nothing but museum pieces.
Wilbur's connection with this thriving establishment was both profitable and entertaining. Judge Penniman divined the truth of it.
Wilbur's association with this successful business was both rewarding and enjoyable. Judge Penniman realized the truth of it.
"He don't work—he just plays!"
"He doesn't work—he just plays!"
He played with disordered motors and unerringly put them right. But he seemed to lack steadiness of purpose. He would leave an ailing car to help out Sam Pickering, or he would leave for a round of golf with Sharon Whipple, Sharon complaining that other people were nothing but doggoned golf lawyers; and he would insist upon time off at three o'clock each afternoon to give Spike Brennon his work-out. Spike had laboured to develop other talent in Newbern, but with ill success. When you got 'em learned a little about the game they acted like a lot of sissies over a broken nose or a couple of front teeth out or something. What he wanted was lads that would get the beak straightened, pretty near as good as new, or proper gold ones put in, and come back looking for more trouble. Wilbur Cowan alone he had found dependable.
He worked with messed up engines and always fixed them perfectly. But he seemed to lack focus. He would leave a sick car to help Sam Pickering, or he’d head out for a round of golf with Sharon Whipple, who complained that other people were just a bunch of annoying golf lawyers; and he insisted on taking off at three o'clock every afternoon to give Spike Brennon his workout. Spike had tried to develop other talent in Newbern, but it hadn’t gone well. Once you taught them a bit about the game, they acted like total wimps over a broken nose or losing a couple of front teeth or something. What he wanted were guys who would get their noses fixed up, almost as good as new, or have proper gold ones put in, and come back looking for more trouble. Wilbur Cowan was the only one he could count on.
Even so, the monotony of mere car repairing began to irk him. It was then he formed a pleasant alliance with old Porter Howgill, whose repair shop was across the street from the First-Class Garage. Porter's swinging sign, weathered and ancient like that of the Mansion's stable, said in bold challenge, "Ask me! I do everything!" And once Porter had done everything. Now there were a number of things he couldn't do, even when asked. He was aging and knotted with rheumatism, and his failing eyes did not now suffice for many of the nicer jobs.
Even so, the routine of just fixing cars started to annoy him. That’s when he teamed up with old Porter Howgill, whose repair shop was across the street from the First-Class Garage. Porter's swinging sign, worn and ancient like the one at the Mansion's stable, boldly proclaimed, "Ask me! I do everything!" And once, Porter really could do everything. Now there were quite a few things he couldn't manage, even if you asked. He was getting older, stiff with arthritis, and his failing eyesight didn’t cut it for many of the more delicate jobs anymore.
Wilbur Cowan came to him and, even as had Porter in the days when the sign was bright, did everything. It was a distinct relief to puzzle over a sewing machine after labouring with too easily diagnosed motor troubles, or to restore a bit of marquetry in a table, or play at a feat of locksmithing. The First-Class Garage urged him to quit fiddling round and become its foreman, but this glittering offer he refused. It was too much like settling down to your future.
Wilbur Cowan came to him and, just like Porter did back when the sign was bright, took care of everything. It was a real relief to work on a sewing machine after dealing with straightforward engine issues, or to fix a piece of marquetry in a table, or to dabble in some locksmithing. The First-Class Garage pushed him to stop messing around and become its foreman, but he turned down that enticing offer. It felt too much like committing to his future.
"Got his father's vagabond blood in his veins," declared Judge Penniman. "Crazy, too, like his father. You can't tell me Dave Cowan was in his right mind when the Whipples offered, in so many words, to set him up in any business he wanted to name, and pay all expenses, and he spurned 'em like so much dirt beneath his heel. Acted like a crazy loon is what I say, and this Jack-of-all-trades is showing the strain. Mark my words, they'll both end their days in a madhouse!"
"He's got his father's wandering spirit in him," Judge Penniman said. "He’s nuts, just like his dad. You can’t convince me that Dave Cowan was thinking straight when the Whipples practically offered to set him up in any business he wanted and cover all the costs, and he turned them down like they were nothing. He acted like a total lunatic, and this Jack-of-all-trades is feeling the pressure. Believe me, they'll both end up in a mental hospital!"
No one did mark his words. Not even Winona, to whom they were uttered with the air of owlish, head-snapping wisdom which marked so many of the invalid's best things. She was concerned only with the failure of Wilbur to select a seemly occupation. His working dress was again careless; he reeked with oil, and his hands—hard, knotty hands—seemed to be permanently grimed. Even Lyman Teaford managed his thriving flour and feed business, with a butter and eggs and farm produce department, in the garments of a gentleman. True, he often worked with his coat off, but he removed his cuffs and carefully protected the sleeves of his white shirt with calico oversleeves held in place by neat elastics. Once away from the store he might have been anybody—even a banker.
No one paid attention to his words. Not even Winona, to whom they were spoken with the kind of wise, serious flair that characterized many of the invalid's best remarks. She was only concerned about Wilbur's choice of a proper job. His work clothes were once again sloppy; he smelled of oil, and his hands—rough, calloused hands—seemed to be permanently dirty. Even Lyman Teaford ran his successful flour and feed business, which also sold butter, eggs, and farm goods, while dressed like a gentleman. It’s true that he often worked without his jacket, but he took off his cuffs and carefully protected the sleeves of his white shirt with calico oversleeves secured by neat elastics. Once he left the store, he could have been anyone—even a banker.
Winona sought to enlist Lyman's help in the matter of Wilbur's future. Lyman was flaccid in the matter. The boy had once stolen into the Penniman parlour while Lyman and Winona were out rifling the ice box of delicacies, and enticed by the glitter of Lyman's flute had thrillingly taken it into his hands to see what made it go, dropping it in his panic, from the centre table to the floor, when he heard their returning steps. Lyman had never felt the same toward Wilbur after that. Now, even under the blandishments of Winona, he was none too certain that he would make a capable flour and feed merchant. Wilbur himself, to whom the possibility was broached, proved all too certain that he would engage in no mercantile pursuit whatever; surely none in which he might be associated ever so remotely with Lyman Teaford, whom for no reason he had always viewed with profound dislike. This incident closed almost before it opened.
Winona wanted Lyman's help with Wilbur's future. Lyman was indifferent about it. The boy had once sneakily entered the Penniman living room while Lyman and Winona were raiding the fridge for treats and, attracted by the shine of Lyman's flute, eagerly picked it up to see how it worked, dropping it in a panic from the coffee table to the floor when he heard them coming back. Lyman had never felt the same way about Wilbur since that incident. Now, even with Winona's coaxing, he wasn’t sure if Wilbur could be a good flour and feed seller. When Wilbur was approached about it, he was very clear that he didn't want to get involved in any kind of business, especially not one that would tie him to Lyman Teaford, whom he had always disliked for no reason. This discussion ended almost as quickly as it began.
Winona again approached Sharon Whipple in Wilbur's behalf. But Sharon was not enough depressed by the circumstance that Wilbur's work was hard on clothes, or that tasks were chosen at random and irregularly toiled at.
Winona once more went to Sharon Whipple on Wilbur's behalf. But Sharon wasn't feeling enough sympathy for the fact that Wilbur's work was tough on clothes, or that the tasks were picked randomly and done on a haphazard schedule.
"Let him alone," advised Sharon. "Pretty soon he'll harden and settle. Besides, he's getting his education. He ain't educated yet."
"Leave him be," Sharon suggested. "Soon enough, he'll toughen up and figure things out. Plus, he's still learning. He’s not educated yet."
"Education?" demanded Winona, incredulous. "But he's left school!"
"Education?" Winona asked, shocked. "But he dropped out!"
"He'll get it out of school. Only kind ever I got. He's educating himself every day. Never mind his clothes. Right clothes are only right when they fit your job. Give the boy a chance to find himself. He's still young, Buck is—still in the gristle."
"He'll get it without graduating. It's the only kind I ever received. He's educating himself every day. Don't worry about his clothes. The right clothes only matter if they suit your job. Give the boy a chance to figure himself out. He’s still young, Buck is—still in the early stages."
Winona winced at "gristle." It seemed so physiological—almost coarse.
Winona flinched at "gristle." It felt so physical—almost crude.
A year went by in which Wilbur was perforce left to his self-education, working for Porter Howgill or at the garage or for Sam Pickering as he listed. "I'm making good money," was his steady rejoinder to Winona's hectoring.
A year went by during which Wilbur had to educate himself, working for Porter Howgill, at the garage, or for Sam Pickering as he wanted. "I'm making good money," was his usual response to Winona's nagging.
"As if money were everything," wrote Winona in her journal, where she put the case against him.
"As if money was everything," wrote Winona in her journal, where she laid out the case against him.
Then when she had ceased to hope better things for him Wilbur Cowan seemed to waken. There were signs and symptoms Winona thus construed. He became careful in his attire, bought splendid new garments. His lean, bold jaw was almost daily smoothed by the razor of Don Paley, and Winona discovered a flask of perfume on his bureau in the little house. The label was Heart of Flowers. It was perhaps a more florid essence than Winona would have chosen, having a downright vigour of assertion that left one in no doubt of its presence; but it was infinitely superior to the scent of machine oil or printer's ink which had far too often betrayed the boy's vicinity.
Then, when she had stopped hoping for anything better for him, Wilbur Cowan seemed to come alive. Winona interpreted this through various signs and symptoms. He started paying more attention to his appearance and bought some impressive new clothes. His lean, bold jaw was almost daily shaved by Don Paley, and Winona found a bottle of perfume on his dresser in the little house. The label read Heart of Flowers. It was probably a more vibrant scent than Winona would have picked, with a strong presence that left no doubt it was there; but it was definitely much better than the smell of machine oil or printer's ink, which had too often given away the boy's presence.
Now, too, he wore his young years with a new seriousness; was more restrained of speech, with intervals of apparently lofty meditation. Winona rejoiced at these evidences of an awakening soul. The boy might after all some day become one of the better sort. She felt sure of this when he sought her of his own free will and awkwardly invited her to beautify his nails. He who had aforetime submitted to the ordeal under protest; who had sworn she should never again so torture him! Surely he was striving at last to be someone people would care to meet.
Now, he carried his youth with a new seriousness; he spoke less, with moments of what seemed like deep thought. Winona was thrilled by these signs of an emerging soul. The boy might actually turn out to be one of the better kinds of people someday. She felt certain of this when he came to her on his own and awkwardly asked her to help him beautify his nails. He, who had previously resisted the idea and had sworn she would never torture him like that again! Surely, he was finally trying to be someone others would want to get to know.
Poor Winona did not dream that a great love had come into Wilbur Cowan's life; a deep and abiding love that bathed all his world in colourful radiance and moved him to those surface elegances for which all her own pleading had been in vain. Not even when he asked her one night—while she worked with buffer and orange-wood stick—if she believed in love at first sight did she suspect the underlying dynamics, the true inebriating factor of this reform. He put the query with elaborate and deceiving casualness, having cleared a road to it with remarks upon a circumspect historical romance that Winona had read to him; and she had merely said that she supposed it often did happen that way, though it were far better that true love come gently into one's life, based upon a profound mutual respect and esteem which would endure through long years of wedded life.
Poor Winona had no idea that a great love had entered Wilbur Cowan's life; a deep and lasting love that lit up his world in vibrant colors and inspired him to the kind of refinement for which all her own pleas had been in vain. Not even when he asked her one night—while she was working with a buffer and an orange-wood stick—if she believed in love at first sight did she suspect the real motivations, the genuine intoxicating element of this change. He asked the question with a fake nonchalance, having paved the way with comments about a cautionary historical romance that Winona had read to him; and she simply replied that she figured it often happened that way, although it was much better for true love to come gently into one’s life, rooted in deep mutual respect and admiration that would last through many years of married life.
Wilbur had questioned this, but so cautiously and quite impersonally that Winona could not suspect his interest in the theme to be more than academic. She believed she had convinced him that love at first sight, so-called, is not the love one reads about in the better sort of literature. She was not alarmed—not even curious. In her very presence the boy had trifled with his great secret and she had not known!
Wilbur had asked about this, but he did so carefully and in a way that made it seem like he was just interested in the topic academically. She thought she had persuaded him that love at first sight, as it's called, isn’t the kind of love you read about in good literature. She wasn't worried—not even curious. Right in front of her, the guy had played around with his big secret and she had no idea!
So continuously had Winona dwelt in the loftier realms of social and spiritual endeavour, it is doubtful if she knew that an organization known as the Friday Night Social Club was doing a lot to make life brighter for those of Newbern's citizens who were young and sportive and yet not precisely people of the better sort. In the older days of the town, when Winona was twenty, there was but one social set. Now she was thirty, and there were two sets. She knew the town had grown; one nowadays saw strange people that one did not know, even many one would not care to know. If she had been told that the Friday Night Social Club met weekly in Knights of Pythias Hall to dance those sinister new dances that the city papers were so outspoken about she would have considered it an affair of the underworld, about which the less said the letter. Had it been disclosed to her that Wilbur Cowan, under the chaperonage of Edward—Spike—Brennon, 133 lbs., ringside, had become an addict of these affairs, a determined and efficient exponent of the weird new steps—"a good thing for y'r footwork," Spike had said—she would have considered he had plumbed the profoundest depths of social ignominy. Yet so it was. Each Friday night he danced. He liked it, and while he disported himself from the lightest of social motives love came to him; the world was suddenly a place of fixed rainbows, and dancing —with her—no longer a gladsome capering, but a holy rite.
Winona had spent so much time in the higher realms of social and spiritual pursuits that she probably didn't even realize an organization called the Friday Night Social Club was doing a lot to make life more enjoyable for the younger, lively citizens of Newbern who weren’t exactly from the upper class. Back when Winona was twenty, there was only one social circle in town. Now that she was thirty, there were two. She recognized that the town had changed; nowadays, there were unfamiliar faces everywhere, and some she wouldn’t even want to know. If someone had told her that the Friday Night Social Club met every week at Knights of Pythias Hall to dance those strange new dances that the local newspapers criticized, she would have thought it was an event from the underworld, best left unspoken. If she had learned that Wilbur Cowan, under the supervision of Edward—Spike—Brennon, 133 lbs., ringside, had become a regular at these events and a skilled dancer of those odd new steps—“a good thing for your footwork,” Spike had said—she would have thought he’d sunk to the lowest depths of social disgrace. But that was the reality. Every Friday night, he danced. He enjoyed it, and as he engaged in these lighthearted social activities, love found him; the world transformed into a place filled with constant rainbows, and dancing—with her—was no longer just a joyful activity but a sacred ritual.
On a certain Friday evening unstarred by any portent she had burst upon his yielding eyes. Instantly he could have told Winona more than she would ever know about love at first sight. A creature of rounded beauty, peerlessly blonde, her mass of hair elaborately coifed and bound about her pale brow with a fillet of sable velvet. He saw her first in the dance, sumptuously gowned, regal, yet blithe, yielding as might a goddess to the mortal embrace of Bill Bardin as they fox-trotted to the viol's surge. He was stricken dumb until the dance ended. Then he gripped an arm of Spike Brennon, who had stood by him against the wall, "looking 'em over," as Spike had put it.
On a certain Friday evening, with no signs of anything unusual, she appeared before his eager eyes. In that moment, he could have shared with Winona more than she would ever understand about love at first sight. A stunning figure, perfectly blonde, her voluminous hair elegantly styled and wrapped around her pale forehead with a band of black velvet. He first noticed her on the dance floor, beautifully dressed, regal yet carefree, surrendering like a goddess to the mortal embrace of Bill Bardin as they fox-trotted to the music of the viol. He was left speechless until the dance ended. Then he grabbed Spike Brennon's arm, who had been standing next to him against the wall, "checking them out," as Spike had said.
"Look!" he urged in tones hushed to the wonder of her. Spike had looked.
"Look!" he urged in a voice softened by her amazement. Spike had looked.
"Gee!" breathed the stricken one mechanically. He would not have chosen the word, but it formed a vent for his emotion.
"Wow!" breathed the affected one mechanically. He wouldn't have picked that word, but it served as an outlet for his feelings.
"Bleached blonde," said Spike after a sharper scrutiny of the fair one, who now coquetted with a circle of gallants.
"Bleached blonde," Spike said after taking a closer look at the fair woman, who was now flirting with a group of men.
"Isn't she?" exclaimed the new lover, admiringly.
"Isn't she?" exclaimed the new lover, admiringly.
With so golden a result to dazzle him, was he to quarrel pettishly with the way it had been wrought?
With such a golden outcome to impress him, was he really going to argue pettily about how it had been made?
"Do you suppose I could be introduced to her?" demanded Wilbur, timidly.
"Do you think I could be introduced to her?" asked Wilbur, shyly.
This marked the depth of his passion. He was too good a dancer to talk such nonsense ordinarily.
This showed just how deep his passion ran. He was way too good of a dancer to talk that kind of nonsense normally.
"Surest thing you know," said Spike. "Could you be introduced to her? In a split second! Come on!"
"Absolutely," said Spike. "Can you be introduced to her? In a heartbeat! Let’s go!"
"But you don't know her yourself?" Wilbur hung back.
"But you don't know her personally?" Wilbur hesitated.
"Stop your kiddin'!"
"Stop kidding!"
Spike half dragged his fearful charge across the floor, not too subtly shouldered a way between Bill Bardin and Terry Stamper, bowed gracefully to the strange beauty, and said, "Hello, sister! Shake hands with my friend, Kid Cowan."
Spike half-dragged his terrified companion across the floor, not too subtly squeezed between Bill Bardin and Terry Stamper, bowed elegantly to the mysterious beauty, and said, "Hey, sister! Shake hands with my friend, Kid Cowan."
"Pleased to meet you!" She smiled graciously upon Wilbur and extended a richly jewelled hand, which he timidly pressed. Then she turned to Spike Brennon. "I know your name, all right," she declared. "You're that Mister Fresh we hear so much about—giving introductions to parties you ain't met yourself."
"Pleased to meet you!" She smiled warmly at Wilbur and extended a hand adorned with beautiful jewels, which he nervously shook. Then she turned to Spike Brennon. "I know who you are," she said confidently. "You're that Mister Fresh we keep hearing about—making introductions at parties you're not even at."
Wilbur Cowan blushed for Spike's faux pas, looking to see him slink off abashed, but there were things he had yet to learn about his friend.
Wilbur Cowan blushed for Spike's mistake, watching him slink away embarrassed, but there were things he still needed to learn about his friend.
"Just for that," said Spike, "I'll take this dance with you." And brazenly he encircled her waist as the music came anew.
"Just for that," said Spike, "I'll take this dance with you." And boldly, he wrapped his arms around her waist as the music started again.
"It's hot to-night," said Wilbur very simply to Terry Stamper and Bill Bardin as they moved off the floor to an open window.
"It's really hot tonight," Wilbur said straightforwardly to Terry Stamper and Bill Bardin as they stepped away from the dance floor to an open window.
His dancing eyes followed Beauty in the dance, and he was at her side when the music ceased. Until it came again he fanned by an open window her flushed and lovely face. Her name was Pearl.
His sparkling eyes watched Beauty as she danced, and he was by her side when the music stopped. Until it started again, he fanned her flushed and beautiful face by an open window. Her name was Pearl.
"I wish this night would last forever," he murmured to her.
"I wish this night could go on forever," he whispered to her.
"Tut, tut!" said Pearl in humorous dismay, "and me having to be at business at seven A.M.!"
"Tut, tut!" Pearl said with a playful sigh, "and I have to be at work by seven A.M.!"
Only then did he learn that she was not a mere social butterfly, but one of the proletariat; that, in truth, she waited on table at the Mansion. Instantly he constructed their future together. He would free her from that life of toil.
Only then did he realize that she wasn’t just a social butterfly, but part of the working class; that, in fact, she served tables at the Mansion. Immediately, he envisioned their future together. He would rescue her from that life of hard work.
"You're too beautiful for work like that," he told her.
"You're way too beautiful for a job like that," he said to her.
Pearl eyed him with sudden approval.
Pearl looked at him with unexpected approval.
"You're all right, kid. I often said the same thing myself, but no one's fell for it up to date."
"You're good, kid. I used to say the same thing myself, but no one has fallen for it so far."
They danced, and again they danced.
They danced, and then they danced again.
"You're the nicest boy in the bunch," murmured Pearl.
"You're the sweetest guy in the group," Pearl said quietly.
"I never saw any one so beautiful," said Wilbur.
"I've never seen anyone so beautiful," said Wilbur.
Pearl smiled graciously. "I love the sound of your voice," she said.
Pearl smiled warmly. "I love how your voice sounds," she said.
She was wrested from him by Bill Bardin. When he would have retrieved her Terry Stamper had secured her notice. So through another dance he stood aloof against the wall, moody now. It might be only social finesse in Pearl but she was showing to others the same pleased vivacity she had shown to him. Could it be she did not yet understand? Had she possibly not divined that they two were now forever apart from the trivial world? They danced again.
She was taken from him by Bill Bardin. When he tried to get her back, Terry Stamper had caught her attention. So, during another dance, he stood alone against the wall, feeling moody. It might just be social charm on Pearl's part, but she was displaying the same cheerful energy to others that she had shown him. Was it possible that she still didn’t realize? Did she not understand that they were now forever separated from the ordinary world? They danced again.
"Don't you feel as if we'd always known each other?" he demanded.
"Don't you feel like we've always known each other?" he asked.
"Sure, kid!" breathed Pearl.
"Sure, kid!" said Pearl.
It was after still another dance—she had meantime floated in the arms of a mere mill foreman. This time he led her into the dusky hallway, where open windows brought the cool night to other low-voiced couples. He led her to the farthest window, where the shadow was deepest, and they looked out-above the roof of Rapp Brothers, Jewellery-to a sky of pale stars and a blond moon.
It was after yet another dance—she had just swayed in the arms of a simple mill foreman. This time he took her into the dim hallway, where open windows let in the cool night air for other softly speaking couples. He led her to the farthest window, where the shadows were the darkest, and they looked out—above the roof of Rapp Brothers, Jewelry—to a sky filled with pale stars and a bright moon.
"Ain't it great?" said Pearl.
"Isn't it great?" said Pearl.
He stood close to her, trembling from the faintest contact with her loveliness. He wished to kiss her-he must kiss her. But he was afraid. Pearl was sympathetic. She divined his trouble, and in the deep shadow she adroitly did it herself. Then she rebuked his boldness.
He stood near her, shaking from the slightest touch of her beauty. He wanted to kiss her—he had to kiss her. But he was scared. Pearl was understanding. She sensed his struggle, and in the deep shadow, she skillfully took the initiative herself. Then she scolded him for his daring.
"Say, but you're the quick little worker, seems to me!"
"Wow, you’re quite the speedy worker, aren’t you?"
For a moment he was incapable of speech, standing mute, her warm hand in his.
For a moment, he couldn't find the words, standing silently with her warm hand in his.
"It's been a dream," he managed at last. "Just like a dream! Now you belong to me, don't you?"
"It's been a dream," he finally said. "Just like a dream! Now you're mine, right?"
"Sure, if you want to put it that way," said Pearl "Come on! there's the music again."
"Sure, if you want to say it that way," Pearl said. "Come on! The music is back."
At the door she was taken from him by the audacious mill foreman. Wilbur was chilled. Pearl had instantly recovered her public, or ballroom, manner. Could it be that she had not been rightly uplifted by the greatness of their moment? Did she realize all it would mean to them? But she was meltingly tender when at last they swayed in the waltz to "Home, Sweet Home." And it was he who bore her off under the witching moon to the side entrance of the Mansion. They lingered a moment in the protecting shadows. Pearl was chatty—not sufficiently impressed, it seemed to him, with the sweet gravity of this crisis.
At the door, the bold mill foreman took her away from him. Wilbur felt a chill. Pearl had quickly regained her social, or ballroom, demeanor. Did she not fully grasp the significance of their moment? Did she understand what it would mean for them? But she was incredibly tender when they finally swayed together in the waltz to "Home, Sweet Home." It was he who escorted her under the enchanting moon to the side entrance of the Mansion. They paused for a moment in the protective shadows. Pearl was talkative—not quite as awed as he thought she should be by the seriousness of this moment.
"We're engaged now," he reminded her. Pearl laughed lightly.
"We're engaged now," he reminded her. Pearl laughed lightly.
"Have it your own way, kid! Wha'd you say your name was?"
"Do it your way, kid! What did you say your name is?"
She kissed him again. Then he wandered off in the mystic night, far over a world reeling through golden moonshine, to reach his dark but glowing little room at an hour that would have disquieted Winona. It was the following day that he cheered her by displaying a new attention to his apparel, and it was before the ensuing Friday night dance that he had submitted his hands to her for embellishment—talking casually of love at first sight.
She kissed him again. Then he walked off into the enchanting night, far away through a world shimmering in golden moonlight, to get to his small but cozy room at a time that would have worried Winona. The next day, he lifted her spirits by showing a newfound interest in his clothes, and it was before the upcoming Friday night dance that he offered his hands to her for decoration—casually chatting about love at first sight.
There followed for him a time of fearful delight, not unmarred by spells of troubled wonder. Pearl was not exclusively enough his. She danced with other men; she chatted with them as with her peers. She seemed even to encourage their advances. He would have preferred that she found these repulsive, but she continued gay, even hard, under his chiding.
There followed a time of terrifying joy for him, not without moments of confused worry. Pearl was not solely his. She danced with other guys; she talked to them as if they were her equals. She even seemed to welcome their attention. He would have preferred if she found these advances off-putting, but she remained cheerful and even a bit aloof despite his teasing.
"Tut, tut! I been told I got an awfully feminine nature. A girl of my type is bound to have gentleman friends," she protested.
"Tut, tut! I've been told I have a pretty feminine nature. A girl like me is bound to have male friends," she protested.
He aged under this strain. He saw now that he must abandon his easy view about his future. He must, indeed, plan his life. He must choose his vocation, follow it grimly, with one end in view. Pearl must become his in the sight abandon his easy view about his future. He must, indeed, plan his life. He must choose his vocation, follow it grimly, with one end in view. Pearl must become his in the sight of God and man—especially man—with the least delay. He delighted Sam Pickering by continuing steadily at the linotype for five consecutive weeks, while business piled up at the First-Class Garage and old Porter Howgill was asked vainly to do everything.
He aged under this pressure. He realized that he had to give up his easy perspective about his future. He really needed to map out his life. He had to choose his career, pursue it seriously, with a clear goal in mind. Pearl needed to become his, in the eyes of God and society—especially society—as quickly as possible. He impressed Sam Pickering by consistently working the linotype for five weeks straight, while work continued to stack up at the First-Class Garage and old Porter Howgill was asked in vain to handle everything.
Then on a fateful night Lyman Teaford assumed a new and disquieting value in his life. Lyman Teaford, who for a dozen years had gone with Winona Penniman faithfully if not spectacularly; Lyman Teaford, dignified and genteel, who belonged to Newbern's better set, had one night appeared at an affair of the Friday Night Social Club. Perhaps because he had reached the perilous forties he had suddenly determined to abandon the safe highway and seek adventure in miry bypaths. Perhaps he felt that he had austerely played the flute too long. At any rate, he came and danced with the lower element of Newbern, not oftener with Pearl than with others that first night. But he came again and danced much oftener with Pearl. There was no quick, hot alarm in the breast of Wilbur Cowan. Lyman Teaford was an old man, chiefly notable, in Wilbur's opinion, for the remarkable fluency of his Adam's apple while—with chin aloft—he played high notes on his silver flute.
Then, on a significant night, Lyman Teaford discovered a new and unsettling aspect of his life. Lyman Teaford, who had faithfully spent twelve years with Winona Penniman, though not in an extravagant way; Lyman Teaford, refined and upper-class, who was part of Newbern's elite, showed up one night at a gathering of the Friday Night Social Club. Perhaps because he had hit the risky age of forty, he suddenly decided to leave the safe path and look for excitement in muddy side roads. Maybe he felt he had played his flute too strictly for too long. In any case, he came and danced with the lower-tier crowd of Newbern, not dancing with Pearl more often than with others that first night. But he returned and danced much more frequently with Pearl. There was no immediate, intense concern in Wilbur Cowan. To Wilbur, Lyman Teaford seemed an old man, mainly notable for the extraordinary movement of his Adam’s apple while—with his chin held high—he played high notes on his silver flute.
Yet dimly at last he felt discomfort at Lyman's crude persistence with Pearl. He danced with others now only when Pearl was firm in refusals. Wilbur to her jested with venomous sarcasm at the expense of Lyman. Women were difficult to understand, he thought. What could her motive be?
Yet faintly, he finally felt uneasy about Lyman's blunt insistence on Pearl. He only danced with others when Pearl was clear in her rejections. Wilbur made biting sarcastic jokes about Lyman at her expense. Women were hard to figure out, he thought. What could her motivation be?
The drama, Greek in its severity, culminated with a hideous, a sickening velocity. On a Monday morning, in but moderate torment at Pearl's inconsistency, Wilbur Cowan sat at the linotype in the Advance office, swiftly causing type metal to become communicative about the week's doings in Newbern. He hung a finished sheet of Sam Pickering's pencilled copy on a hook, and casually surveyed the sheet beneath. It was a social item, he saw—the notice of a marriage. Then names amazingly leaped from it to sear his defenseless eyes. Lyman Teaford—Miss Pearl King! He gasped and looked about him. The familiar routine of the office was under way. In his little room beyond he could see Sam Pickering scribbling other items. He constrained himself to read the monstrous slander before him.
The drama, Greek in its intensity, reached a horrifying and sickening speed. On a Monday morning, just mildly frustrated by Pearl's unpredictability, Wilbur Cowan sat at the linotype in the Advance office, quickly turning type metal into words about the week's events in Newbern. He hung a completed sheet of Sam Pickering's handwritten copy on a hook and casually glanced at the sheet below. It was a social announcement, he noted—the notice of a marriage. Then names jumped out at him, burning his unprotected eyes. Lyman Teaford—Miss Pearl King! He gasped and looked around. The familiar routine of the office was in full swing. In his small room beyond, he could see Sam Pickering jotting down more items. He forced himself to read the appalling news in front of him.
"Lyman N. Teaford, one of our best-known business men, was last evening united in the bonds of holy wedlock to Miss Pearl King, for some months employed at the Mansion House. The marriage service was performed by the Reverend Mallett at the parsonage, and was attended by only a few chosen friends. The happy pair left on the six-fifty-eight for a brief honeymoon at Niagara Falls, and on their return will occupy the Latimer mansion on North Oak Street, recently purchased by the groom in view of his approaching nuptials. A wide circle of friends wish them all happiness."
Lyman N. Teaford, one of our most well-known businessmen, was married last evening to Miss Pearl King, who has been working at the Mansion House for the past few months. The wedding ceremony was conducted by Reverend Mallett at the parsonage and was attended by just a few close friends. The happy couple left on the 6:58 train for a short honeymoon at Niagara Falls, and upon their return, they will move into the Latimer mansion on North Oak Street, which the groom recently purchased in preparation for their wedding. A large group of friends wish them all the happiness.
Wilbur Cowan again surveyed the office, and again peered sharply in at Sam Pickering. His first wild thought was that Sam had descended to a practical joke. If so it was a tasteless proceeding. But he must be game. It was surely a joke, and Sam and the others in the office would be watching him for signs of anguish. His machine steadily clicked off the item. He struck not one wrong letter. He hung the sheet of copy on its hook and waited for the explosion of crude humour. He felt that his impassive demeanour had foiled the mean intention. But no one regarded him. Sam Pickering wrote on. Terry Stamper stolidly ran off cards on the job press. They were all indifferent. Something told him it was not a joke.
Wilbur Cowan looked around the office again and shot a sharp glance at Sam Pickering. His first wild thought was that Sam might be pulling a practical joke. If that were the case, it was really in bad taste. But he had to play along. It had to be a joke, and Sam and the others in the office were probably watching for any signs of distress from him. His machine kept chugging along perfectly. He didn't hit a single wrong letter. He hung the sheet of copy on its hook and waited for the outburst of crude humor. He felt like his calm expression had spoiled their mean-spirited plan. But no one looked at him. Sam Pickering was focused on his writing. Terry Stamper was methodically running off cards on the job press. They all seemed uninterested. Something told him this wasn’t a joke.
He finished the next sheet of copy. Then, when he was certain he had not been jested with, he rose from the torturing machine, put on his coat, and told Sam Pickering he had an engagement. Sam hoped it wouldn't keep him from work that afternoon.
He finished the next page of copy. Then, when he was sure no one was messing with him, he got up from the uncomfortable chair, put on his coat, and told Sam Pickering he had an appointment. Sam hoped it wouldn't stop him from working that afternoon.
Wilbur said "Possibly not," though he knew he would now loathe the linotype forever.
Wilbur said, "Maybe not," but he knew he would now hate the linotype forever.
"By the way"—he managed it jauntily, as Sam bent again over his pad of yellow copy paper—"I see Lyme Teaford's name is going to be in print this week."
"By the way," he said cheerfully, as Sam leaned over his pad of yellow copy paper again, "I noticed Lyme Teaford's name is going to be in print this week."
Sam paused in his labour and chuckled.
Sam took a break from his work and laughed.
"Yes, the old hard-shell is landed. That blonde hasn't been bringing him his three meals a day all this time for nothing."
"Yeah, the old hard-shell has been caught. That blonde hasn’t been bringing him his three meals a day this whole time for no reason."
"She must have married him for his money," Wilbur heard himself saying in cold, cynical tones. The illumining thought had just come. That explained it.
"She must have married him for his money," Wilbur heard himself saying in a cold, cynical tone. That thought had just popped into his mind. It made sense.
"Sure," agreed Sam. "Why wouldn't she?"
"Of course," Sam agreed. "Why wouldn't she?"
Late that afternoon, in the humble gymnasium at the rear of Pegleg McCarron's, Spike Brennon emerged from a rally in which Wilbur Cowan had displayed unaccustomed spirit. Spike tenderly caressed his nose with a glove and tried to look down upon it. The swelling already showed to his oblique gaze.
Late that afternoon, in the small gym at the back of Pegleg McCarron's, Spike Brennon came out of a rally where Wilbur Cowan had shown some unexpected energy. Spike gently brushed his glove against his nose and tried to look at it. The swelling was already visible in his sideways view.
"Say, kid," he demanded, irritably, "what's the big idea? Is this murder or jest a friendly bout? You better behave or I'll stop pullin' my punches."
"Hey, kid," he said, annoyed, "what's going on? Is this serious or just a friendly spar? You better watch it, or I won't hold back."
It could not be explained to the aggrieved Spike that his opponent had for the moment convinced himself that he faced one of Newbern's best-known business men.
It couldn't be explained to the upset Spike that his opponent had temporarily convinced himself that he was up against one of Newbern's most well-known businesspeople.
Later he contented himself with observing Lyman Teaford at Niagara Falls. The fatuous groom stood heedlessly at the cataract's verge. There was a simple push, and the world was suddenly a better place to live in. As for his bereaved mate—he meditated her destruction, also, but this was too summary. It came to him that she had been a lovely and helpless victim of circumstances. For he had stayed on with Spike through the evening, and in a dearth of custom Spike, back of the bar, had sung in a whining tenor, "For she's only a bird in a gilded cage——"
Later, he found himself watching Lyman Teaford at Niagara Falls. The clueless groom stood carelessly at the edge of the waterfall. With just a little push, the world suddenly felt like a better place. As for his grieving partner—he considered getting rid of her too, but that felt too extreme. It struck him that she had been a beautiful and helpless victim of fate. He had spent the evening with Spike, and with a lack of customers, Spike had sung in a whiny tenor, "For she's only a bird in a gilded cage——"
That was it. She had discarded him because he was penniless—had sold herself to be a rich man's toy. She would pay for it in bitter anguish.
That was it. She had let him go because he was broke—she had sold herself to be a wealthy man's plaything. She would pay for it in deep pain.
"Only a bird in a gilded cage," sang Spike again. An encore had been urged.
"Just a bird in a shiny cage," sang Spike again. The crowd had asked for an encore.
At noon the following day Winona Penniman, a copy of the Advance before her, sat at the Penniman luncheon table staring dully into a dish of cold rice pudding. She had read again and again the unbelievable item. At length she snapped her head, as Spike Brennon would when now and again a clean blow reached his jaw, pushed the untouched dessert from her with a gesture of repugnance, and went aloft to her own little room. Here she sat at her neat desk of bird's eye maple, opened her journal, and across a blank page wrote in her fine, firm hand, "What Life Means to Me."
At noon the next day, Winona Penniman, with a copy of the Advance in front of her, sat at the Penniman lunch table, staring blankly at a bowl of cold rice pudding. She had read the unbelievable article over and over. Finally, she jerked her head, like Spike Brennon would do when a solid punch landed on his jaw, pushed the untouched dessert away with a look of disgust, and went up to her small room. There, she sat at her neat bird's eye maple desk, opened her journal, and wrote in her clear, steady handwriting across a blank page, "What Life Means to Me."
It had seemed to her that it meant much. She would fill many pages. The name of Lyman Teaford would not there appear, yet his influence would be continuously present. She was not stricken as had been another reader of that fateful bit of news. But she was startled, feeling herself perilously cast afloat from old moorings. She began bravely and easily, with a choice literary flavour.
It seemed to her that it meant a lot. She would fill many pages. The name of Lyman Teaford wouldn't appear there, yet his influence would always be felt. She wasn't devastated like another reader of that fateful piece of news. But she was surprised, feeling herself dangerously adrift from her old anchors. She began confidently and effortlessly, with a touch of literary style.
"My sensations may be more readily imagined than described."
"My feelings might be easier to picture than to explain."
This she found true. She could imagine them readily, but could not, in truth, describe them. She was shocked to discern that for the first time in her correct life there were distinctly imagined sensations which she could not bring herself to word, even in a volume forever sacred to her own eyes. A long time she sat imagining. At last she wrote, but the words seemed so petty.
This she found to be true. She could easily picture them, but couldn’t actually describe them. She was surprised to realize that for the first time in her proper life, there were clearly imagined feelings that she couldn’t bring herself to express, even in a book that was forever sacred to her own eyes. She sat for a long time imagining. Finally, she wrote, but the words felt so trivial.
All apparently that life meant to her was "How did she do it?"
All it seemed life meant to her was, "How did she do that?"
She stared long at this. Then followed, as if the fruit of her further meditation: "There is a horrid bit of slang I hear from time to time—can it be that I need more pepper?"
She stared at this for a long time. Then she continued, as if the result of her deeper thinking: "There’s a terrible piece of slang I hear sometimes—could it be that I need more spice?"
After this she took from the bottom drawer of her bureau that long-forgotten gift from the facetious Dave Cowan. She held the stockings of tan silk before her, testing their fineness, their sheerness. She was still meditating. She snapped her dark head, perked it as might a puzzled wren.
After this, she took out of the bottom drawer of her dresser that long-forgotten gift from the joking Dave Cowan. She held the tan silk stockings in front of her, checking their fineness and sheerness. She was still pondering. She tilted her dark head, looking around like a confused wren.
"Certainly, more pepper!" she murmured.
"Of course, more pepper!" she murmured.
CHAPTER XIV
A world once considered of enduring stability had crashed fearsomely about the ears of Winona Penniman and Wilbur Cowan. After this no support was to be trusted, however seemingly stout. Old foundations had crumbled, old institutions perished, the walls of Time itself lay wrecked. They stared across the appalling desolation with frightened eyes. What next? In a world to be ruined at a touch, like a house of cards, what vaster ruin would ensue?
A world that used to seem stable had come crashing down around Winona Penniman and Wilbur Cowan. From that point on, no support could be trusted, no matter how solid it appeared. Old foundations had fallen apart, old institutions were gone, and even the walls of Time had been destroyed. They looked out at the terrifying emptiness with scared eyes. What would happen next? In a world that could collapse with a single touch, like a house of cards, what greater disaster was coming?
It did not shock Wilbur Cowan that nations should plunge into another madness the very day after a certain fair one, mentioned in his meditations as "My Pearl—My Pearl of great price," and eke—from the perfume label—"My Heart of Flowers," had revealed herself but a mortal woman with an eye for the good provider. It occasioned Winona not even mild surprise that the world should abandon itself to hideous war on the very day after Lyman Teaford had wed beyond the purple. It was awful, yet somehow fitting. Anything less than a World War would have appeared inconsequent, anti-climactic, to these two so closely concerned in the preliminary catastrophe, and yet so reticent that neither ever knew the other's wound. Wilbur Cowan may have supposed that the entire Penniman family, Winona included, would rejoice that no more forever were they to hear the flute of Lyman Teaford. Certainly Winona never suspected that a mere boy had been desolated by woman's perfidy and Lyman's mad abandonment of all that people of the better sort most prize.
It didn't surprise Wilbur Cowan that countries would dive into chaos the very day after a certain beautiful woman, referred to in his thoughts as "My Pearl—My Pearl of great price," and also—from the perfume label—"My Heart of Flowers," had shown herself to be just a woman looking for a good provider. Winona wasn't even mildly surprised that the world would plunge into terrible war the day after Lyman Teaford had married above his station. It was awful, yet somehow seemed appropriate. Anything less than a World War would have felt insignificant, anti-climactic, to these two who were so closely involved in the initial disaster, and yet so reserved that neither ever knew about the other's pain. Wilbur Cowan probably thought that the entire Penniman family, Winona included, would be glad that they'd never again have to hear Lyman Teaford's flute. Certainly, Winona never realized that a mere boy had been devastated by a woman's betrayal and Lyman's reckless abandonment of everything that people of good standing value most.
Other people, close observers of world events, declared that no real war would ensue; it would be done in a few days—a few weeks at most. But Winona and Wilbur knew better. Now anything could happen—and would. Of all Newbern's wise folk these two alone foresaw the malign dimensions of the inevitably approaching cataclysm. They would fall grimly silent in the presence of conventional optimists. They knew the war was to be unparalleled for blood and tears, but they allowed themselves no more than sinister, vague prophecies, for they could not tell how they knew.
Other people, who closely followed global events, said that no real war would happen; it would be over in a few days—a few weeks at most. But Winona and Wilbur understood better. Now anything was possible—and it would be. Out of all of Newbern's wise folks, these two alone recognized the dark scale of the inevitable disaster that was coming. They would fall silent around the usual optimists. They knew the war would be unmatched in blood and tears, but they only allowed themselves vague, ominous predictions, as they couldn’t explain how they knew.
And they saw themselves active in war. They lost no time in doing that. The drama of each drew to a splendid climax with the arrival in Newbern of a French officer—probably a general—bound upon a grave mission. Wilbur's general came to seek out the wife of Lyman Teaford.
And they saw themselves engaged in battle. They wasted no time doing that. The excitement of each reached a dramatic peak with the arrival in Newbern of a French officer—likely a general—on a serious mission. Wilbur's general came to find the wife of Lyman Teaford.
To her he said in choice English: "Madame, I bring you sad news. This young man died gallantly on the field of battle—the flag of my country was about to be captured by the enemy when he leaped bravely forward, where no other would dare the storm of shot and shell, and brought the precious emblem safely back to our battle line. But even as the cheers of his comrades rang in his ears an enemy bullet laid him low. I sprang to his side and raised his head. His voice was already weak, for the bullet had found rest in his noble heart.
To her, he said in polished English: "Madam, I have some sad news for you. This young man died heroically on the battlefield—the flag of my country was about to be taken by the enemy when he bravely charged forward, where no one else would dare face the gunfire and explosions, and brought our precious emblem safely back to our lines. But just as the cheers of his comrades echoed in his ears, an enemy bullet brought him down. I rushed to his side and lifted his head. His voice was already faint, as the bullet had lodged in his noble heart.
"'Tell her,' he breathed, 'that she sent me to my death so that she might become only a bird in a gilded cage. But tell her also that I wish her happiness in her new life.' Madame, he died there, while weeping soldiers clustered about with hats off and heads bowed—died with your name on his pale lips---'My Pearl of great price,' he whispered, and all was over. I bring you this photograph, which to the last he wore above his heart. Observe the bullet hole and those dark stains that discolour your proud features."
“‘Tell her,’ he gasped, ‘that she sent me to my death so she could become just a bird in a gilded cage. But also tell her that I wish her happiness in her new life.’ Madame, he died there, surrounded by weeping soldiers with their hats off and heads bowed—died with your name on his pale lips—‘My Pearl of great price,’ he whispered, and then it was all over. I’m giving you this photograph, which he kept close to his heart until the end. Notice the bullet hole and those dark stains that mar your beautiful features.”
Whereupon Mrs. Lyman Teaford would fall fainting to the floor and never again be the same woman, bearing to her grave a look of unutterable sadness, even amid the splendours of the newly furnished Latimer residence on North Oak Street.
Whereupon Mrs. Lyman Teaford would collapse to the floor and would never be the same again, carrying an indescribable sadness with her to the grave, even in the midst of the beautiful new furnishings of the Latimer house on North Oak Street.
Winona's drama was less depressing. Possibly Winona at thirty-two had developed a resilience not yet achieved by Wilbur at twenty. She was not going to die upon a field of battle for any Lyman Teaford. She would brave dangers, however. She saw herself in a neat uniform, searching a battlefield strewn with the dead and wounded. To the latter she administered reviving cordial from a minute cask suspended at her trim waist by a cord. Shells burst about her, but to these she paid no heed. It was thus the French officer—a mere lieutenant, later promoted for gallantry under fire—first observed her. He called her an angel of mercy, and his soldiers—rough chaps, but hearty and outspoken—cheered her as La Belle Americaine.
Winona's situation was less grim. Maybe at thirty-two, Winona had developed a resilience that Wilbur, at twenty, hadn't reached yet. She wasn't about to die on a battlefield for any Lyman Teaford. She would face dangers, though. She pictured herself in a sharp uniform, searching a battlefield filled with the dead and injured. To the injured, she offered reviving tonic from a small cask hanging at her slim waist by a cord. Shells exploded around her, but she ignored them. This was how the French officer—a simple lieutenant, later promoted for bravery in combat—first noticed her. He called her an angel of mercy, and his soldiers—rough guys, but hearty and expressive—cheered for her as La Belle Americaine.
So much for the war. But the French officer—a general now, perhaps with one arm off—came to Newbern to claim his bride. He had been one of the impetuous sort that simply would not take no for an answer. The wedding was in the Methodist church, and was a glittering public function. The groom was not only splendidly handsome in a French way, but wore a shining uniform, and upon his breast sparkled a profusion of medals. A vast crowd outside the church waited to cheer the happy couple, and slinking at the rear of this was a drab Lyman Teaford—without medals, without uniform, dull, prosaic, enduring at this moment pangs of the keenest remorse for his hasty act of a year before. He, too, would never be the same man again.
So much for the war. But the French officer—a general now, maybe missing an arm—came to Newbern to claim his bride. He was the kind of guy who wouldn’t take no for an answer. The wedding was held in the Methodist church and turned into a glamorous public event. The groom was not only stunningly handsome in a French way but also donned a shiny uniform, with a ton of medals glistening on his chest. A huge crowd gathered outside the church, ready to cheer for the happy couple, and lurking at the back was a dreary Lyman Teaford—no medals, no uniform, dull and ordinary—feeling the sharpest pangs of regret for his impulsive decision from a year ago. He, too, would never be the same man again.
In truth, the beginning Teaford ménage lay under the most unfavourable portents. Things looked dark for it.
In reality, the start of the Teaford household was marked by very negative signs. It looked bleak for them.
Yet despite the forebodings of Wilbur and Winona, it began to be suspected, even by them, that the war would wear itself out, as old Doctor Purdy said, by first intention. And in spite of affecting individual dramas they began to feel that it must wear itself out with no help from them. It seemed to have settled into a quarrel among foreign nations with which we could rightfully have no concern. Winona learned, too, that her picture of the nurse on a battlefield administering cordial to wounded combatants from the small keg at her waist was based upon an ancient and doubtless always fanciful print.
Yet, despite Wilbur and Winona's bad feelings, even they started to suspect that the war would just wear itself out, as old Doctor Purdy said, on its own. And even with all the personal dramas, they began to think it would end without any action from them. It seemed like it had turned into a dispute among foreign nations that we could justly ignore. Winona also realized that her image of a nurse on a battlefield giving a drink to injured soldiers from a small keg at her waist was inspired by an old and undoubtedly always unrealistic illustration.
Wilbur, too, gathered from the newspapers that, though he might die upon a battlefield, there was little chance that a French general would be commissioned to repeat his last words to Mrs. Lyman Teaford of Newbern Center. He almost decided that he would not become a soldier. Some years before, it is true, he had been drawn to the life by a government poster, designed by one who must himself have been a capable dramatist.
Wilbur also gathered from the newspapers that, even though he might die on a battlefield, there was little chance a French general would be tasked with relaying his last words to Mrs. Lyman Teaford of Newbern Center. He nearly decided not to become a soldier. A few years earlier, it’s true, he had been attracted to military life by a government poster created by someone who must have been a skilled dramatist.
"Join the Army and See the World," urged the large-lettered legend above the picture.
"Join the Army and See the World," urged the bold text above the image.
The latter revealed an entrancing tropical scene with graceful palms adorning the marge of a pinkly sun-kissed sea. At a table in the background two officers consulted with a private above an important-looking map, while another pleased-looking private stood at attention near by. At the left foreground a rather obsequious-looking old colonel seemed to be entreating a couple of spruce young privates to drop round for tea that afternoon and meet the ladies.
The latter displayed a captivating tropical scene with elegant palms lining the edge of a pink, sunlit sea. In the background, two officers were discussing an important-looking map with a private, while another happy-looking private stood at attention nearby. In the left foreground, a rather sycophantic older colonel appeared to be inviting a couple of dapper young privates to come by for tea that afternoon and meet the ladies.
Had Wilbur happened upon this poster in conjunction with the resolve of Miss Pearl King to be sensible, it is possible his history might have been different. But its promise had faded from his memory ere his life was wrecked. He felt now merely that he ought to settle down to something. Even Sharon Whipple plainly told him so. He said it was all right to knock about from one thing to another while you were still in the gristle. Up to twenty a boy's years were kind of yeasty and uncertain, and if he was any way self-headed he ought to be left to run. But after twenty he lost his pinfeathers and should begin to think about things.
Had Wilbur come across this poster along with Miss Pearl King's determination to be sensible, his story might have turned out differently. But its promise had faded from his memory before his life fell apart. Now he simply felt he should settle down to something. Even Sharon Whipple told him that. He said it was okay to drift from one thing to another while you were still young. Up to twenty, a boy's years were kind of chaotic and uncertain, and if he had any ambition, he should be allowed to explore. But after twenty, he lost his youth and needed to start thinking about his future.
So Wilbur began to think about things. He continued to do everything that old Porter Howgill was asked to do, to repair cars for the Mansion garage, and to be a shield and buckler to Sam Pickering in time of need. The Advance office became freshly attractive at this time, because Sam had installed a wonderful new power press to print the paper daily; for the Advance, as Sam put it, could be found ever in the van of progress.
So Wilbur started to reflect on things. He kept doing everything old Porter Howgill was asked to do, fixing cars for the Mansion garage, and being a support for Sam Pickering in times of need. The Advance office became really appealing during this time because Sam had set up an amazing new power press to print the paper daily; as Sam put it, the Advance could always be found at the forefront of progress.
The new press had innermost secrets of structure that were presently best known to Wilbur Cowan. No smeared small boy was required to ink its forms and no surmounting bronze eagle was reported to scream for beer when the last paper was run off. Even Dave Cowan, drifting in from out of the nowhere—in shoes properly describable as only memories of shoes—said she was a snappy little machine, and applauded his son's easy mastery of it.
The new press had deep secrets in its design that were currently known only to Wilbur Cowan. There was no messy little boy needed to ink its forms, and no soaring bronze eagle was heard yelling for beer when the last paper was printed. Even Dave Cowan, coming in from nowhere—in shoes that could only be described as memories of shoes—said it was a nifty little machine and praised his son's effortless control of it.
So the days of Wilbur were busy days, even if he had not settled far enough down to suit either Sam Pickering, Porter Howgill—who did everything, if asked—or the First-Class Garage. And the blight put upon him by a creature as false as she was beautiful proved not to be enduring. He was able, indeed, to behold her without a tremor, save of sympathy for one compelled to endure the daily proximity of Lyman Teaford.
So, Wilbur’s days were filled with activity, even though he hadn’t settled down enough to please either Sam Pickering, Porter Howgill—who would do anything if asked—or the First-Class Garage. The curse placed on him by someone as deceitful as she was stunning didn’t last. In fact, he was able to look at her without any fear, except for feeling sorry for someone who had to be around Lyman Teaford every day.
But the war prolonged itself as only he and Winona had felt it would, and presently it began to be hinted that a great nation, apparently unconcerned with its beginning, might eventually be compelled to a livelier interest in it. Herman Vielhaber was a publicly exposed barometer of this sentiment. At the beginning he beamed upon the world and predicted the Fatherland's speedy triumph over all the treacherous foes. When the triumph was unaccountably delayed he appeared mysterious, but not less confident. The Prussian system might involve delay, but Prussian might was none the less invincible. Herman would explain the Prussian system freely to all who cared to listen—and many did attentively—from high diplomacy to actual fighting. He left many of his hearers with a grateful relief that neutrality had been officially enjoined upon them.
But the war dragged on just as he and Winona had sensed it would, and soon it began to be suggested that a major nation, seemingly indifferent to its origins, might ultimately have to take a greater interest in it. Herman Vielhaber was a visible indicator of this sentiment. At first, he radiated optimism and predicted the homeland's quick victory over all its deceitful enemies. When the victory was inexplicably postponed, he seemed enigmatic, but still confident. The Prussian system might involve delays, but Prussian strength was still unbeatable. Herman eagerly explained the Prussian system to anyone who wanted to listen—and many did, paying close attention—from high-level diplomacy to actual combat. He left many of his listeners feeling relieved that neutrality had been officially recommended to them.
Later Herman beamed less brightly as he recounted tales of German prowess. He came to exhibit a sort of indignant pity for the Fatherland, into whose way so many obstacles were being inopportunely thrown. He compared Germany to a wounded deer that ravenous dogs were seeking to bring down, but his predictions of her ultimate victory were not less confident. Minna Vielhaber wept back of the bar at Herman's affecting picture of the stricken deer with the arrow in her flank, and would be comforted only when he brought the war to a proper close.
Later, Herman smiled less brightly as he shared stories of Germany's strength. He started to show a kind of indignant pity for the Fatherland, which was facing so many unexpected obstacles. He compared Germany to a wounded deer being hunted by hungry dogs, yet his predictions of her eventual victory remained unwavering. Minna Vielhaber cried behind the bar at Herman's poignant image of the injured deer with an arrow in her side, and she could only find solace when he brought the war to an appropriate end.
It was at this time that Winona wrote in her journal: "General Sherman said that war is the bad place. He knew."
It was during this time that Winona wrote in her journal: "General Sherman said that war is a terrible place. He understood."
It was also at this time that a certain phrase from a high source briefly engaged the notice of Sharon Whipple.
It was also around this time that a specific phrase from a prominent source briefly caught the attention of Sharon Whipple.
"Guinea pigs," said he, "are also too proud to fight, but they ain't ever won the public respect on that account. They get treated accordingly."
"Guinea pigs," he said, "are also too proud to fight, but they've never earned public respect for that. They get treated accordingly."
It was after this that Sharon was heard ominously to wish that he were thirty or forty years younger. And it was after this that Winona became active as a promoter of bazaars for ravaged Belgium and a pacifist whose watchword was "Resist not evil!" She wrote again in her journal: "If only someone would reason calmly with them!" She presently became radiant with hope, for a whole boatload of earnest souls went over to reason calmly with the combatants.
It was after this that Sharon was ominously heard wishing he were thirty or forty years younger. And it was after this that Winona took on the role of a promoter for fundraisers for devastated Belgium and became a pacifist whose motto was "Resist not evil!" She wrote again in her journal: "If only someone would talk to them calmly!" Soon, she was filled with hope, as an entire boatload of dedicated individuals set out to talk calmly with the fighters.
But the light she had seen proved deceiving. The earnest souls went forward, but for some cause, never fully revealed to Winona, they had been unable to reason calmly with those whose mad behaviour they had meant to correct. It was said that they had been unable to reason calmly even among themselves. It was merely a mark of Winona's earnestness that she felt things might have gone differently had the personnel of this valiant embassy been enlarged to include herself. Meantime, war was becoming more and more the bad place, just as General Sherman had said. She had little thought now for silk stockings or other abominations of the frivolous, for her own country seemed on the very verge of committing a frightful error.
But the light she had seen turned out to be misleading. The dedicated people moved ahead, but for reasons never fully explained to Winona, they couldn’t think clearly with those whose crazy behavior they intended to correct. It was said they weren’t even able to think clearly among themselves. It was just a sign of Winona's seriousness that she believed things might have turned out differently if she had been part of this brave mission. Meanwhile, the war was becoming more and more the terrible place General Sherman had described. She now cared little about silk stockings or other trivialities, as her own country seemed on the verge of making a terrible mistake.
Some time had elapsed since Wilbur Cowan definitely knew that he would never go to war because of the mother of Lyman Teaford's infant son. He began to believe, however, that he would relish a bit of fighting for its own sake. Winona reasoned with him as she would have reasoned with certain high personages on the other side of the water, and perhaps with as little success. He replied cryptically that he was an out-and-out phagocyte, and getting more so every time he read a newspaper. Winona winced at the term—it seemed to carry sinister implications. Where did the boy hear such words?
Some time had passed since Wilbur Cowan was sure he would never go to war because of Lyman Teaford's infant son's mother. However, he started to think that he might enjoy a bit of fighting for its own sake. Winona talked to him the same way she would have with some important people on the other side of the ocean, and maybe with as little success. He responded vaguely that he was a complete phagocyte, and he was becoming more so every time he read a newspaper. Winona flinched at the word—it seemed to have dark meanings. Where did the boy learn such language?
This one he had heard on a late Sunday afternoon when he sat, contrary to a municipal ordinance of Newbern, in the back room of Herman Vielhaber, with certain officials sworn to uphold that ordinance, who drank beer and talked largely about what we should do; for it had then become shockingly apparent that the phrase about our being too proud to fight had been, in its essential meaning, misleading. Dave Cowan, citizen of the world and student of its structure, physical and social, had proved that war, however regrettable, was perhaps never to be avoided; that in any event one of the best means to avoid it was to be known for your fighting ways. Anyway, war was but an incident in human progress.
This was something he had overheard on a late Sunday afternoon when he found himself, against a Newbern city law, in the back room of Herman Vielhaber. He was with a few officials who were supposed to enforce that law, sipping beer and discussing what we ought to do; it had become painfully clear that the idea of us being too proud to fight was, at its core, misleading. Dave Cowan, a worldly citizen and observer of societal and physical structures, demonstrated that war, no matter how unfortunate, might never really be avoidable; and that, in any case, one of the most effective ways to avert it was to have a reputation for being tough. Ultimately, war was just a moment in human progress.
Dave's hair had thinned in the years of his wandering to see a man at Seattle or New Orleans, and he now wore spectacles, without which he could no longer have enlarged his comprehension of cosmic values, for his latest Library of Universal Knowledge was printed in very small type. Dave said that since the chemicals had got together to form life everything had lived on something else, and the best livers had always been the best killers. He did not pretend to justify the plan, but there it was; and it worked the same whether it was one microscopic organism preying on another or a bird devouring a beetle or Germany trying to swallow the world. Rapp, Senior, said that was all very well, but these pacifists would keep us out of war yet. Doctor Purdy, with whom he had finished a game of pinochle—Herman Vielhaber had lately been unable to keep his mind on the game—set down his beer stein in an authoritative manner, having exploded with rage even while he swallowed some of the last decent beer to come to Newbern Center. He wiped froth from his waistcoat.
Dave's hair had thinned over the years of his travels to see a man in Seattle or New Orleans, and he now wore glasses, without which he couldn’t fully grasp the vast ideas in life, especially since his latest Library of Universal Knowledge was printed in tiny text. Dave mentioned that since the chemicals came together to create life, everything had relied on something else, and the best survivors had always been the best hunters. He didn’t pretend to defend this idea, but it was a fact; it operated the same way whether it was one tiny organism preying on another, a bird eating a beetle, or Germany attempting to dominate the world. Rapp, Senior, remarked that this was all well and good, but these pacifists would manage to keep us out of war still. Doctor Purdy, with whom he had just finished a game of pinochle—Herman Vielhaber had lately been unable to focus on the game—set down his beer mug with authority, having blown up in anger even while drinking some of the last decent beer to come to Newbern Center. He wiped foam off his waistcoat.
"Pacifists!" he stormed. "Why don't they ever look into their own bodies? They couldn't live a day on non-resistance to evil. Every one of their bodies is thronged with fighting soldiers. Every pacifist is a living lie. Phagocytes, that's what they are—white corpuscles—and it's all they're there for. They believe in preparedness hard enough. See 'em march up to fight when there's an invasion! And how they do fight! These pacifists belie their own construction. They're built on a fight from the cradle and before that.
"Pacifists!" he shouted. "Why don’t they ever take a good look at their own bodies? They couldn’t last a day without resisting evil. Every one of their bodies is packed with fighting cells. Every pacifist is a living contradiction. Phagocytes, that’s what they are—white blood cells—and that’s their only purpose. They believe in being prepared enough. Just watch them rush to battle when there’s an invasion! And they really do fight! These pacifists go against their own nature. They’re built for conflict from the moment they're born and even before that."
"I wish more of their own phagocytes would begin to preach non-resistance and try to teach great moral lessons to invading germs. We wouldn't have to listen to so many of 'em. But phagocytes don't act that way. They keep in training. They don't say, like that poor old maunderer I read this morning, that there's no use preparing—that a million phagocytes will spring to arms overnight if their country's invaded. They keep in trim. They fight quick. If they didn't we wouldn't be here."
"I wish more of their own phagocytes would start preaching non-resistance and try to teach important moral lessons to invading germs. We wouldn’t have to deal with so many of them. But phagocytes don’t operate that way. They stay in shape. They don’t say, like that poor old rambling person I read about this morning, that there’s no point in preparing—that a million phagocytes will suddenly spring into action if their country is attacked. They stay ready. They fight fast. If they didn’t, we wouldn’t be here."
"These phagocytes—is infantry, yes?" demanded Herman Vielhaber. "I never hear 'em named before like that."
"These phagocytes—are they like infantry, right?" asked Herman Vielhaber. "I've never heard them called that before."
"Infantry, and all the other branches, in a healthy body—and our own body is healthy. Watch our phagocytes come forward now, just as those tiny white corpuscles rush through the blood to an invaded spot. You'll see 'em come quick. Herman, your country has licked Belgium and Serbia—you can rightly claim that much. But she'll never get another decision. Too many phagocytes."
"Infantry, and all the other branches, exist in a healthy body—and our body is healthy. Watch our phagocytes move forward now, just like those tiny white blood cells rush through the bloodstream to an infected area. You’ll see them come fast. Herman, your country has defeated Belgium and Serbia—you can definitely claim that much. But it won't win another victory. Too many phagocytes."
Dave Cowan, who always listened attentively to Doctor Purdy for new words, was thus enabled to enlighten Winona about her own and other people's phagocytes; and Winona, overwhelmed by his mass of detail—for Dave had supplemented Purdy's lecture with fuller information from his encyclopedia—had sighed and said: "Oh, dear! We seem to be living over a volcano!"
Dave Cowan, who always paid close attention to Doctor Purdy for new vocabulary, was able to explain to Winona about her own and other people's phagocytes. Winona, feeling overwhelmed by his wealth of information—since Dave had added to Purdy's lecture with more details from his encyclopedia—sighed and said, "Oh, no! It feels like we're living over a volcano!"
This had caused Dave to become more volubly instructive.
This made Dave more talkative and eager to teach.
"Of course! Didn't you know that? How thick do you suppose the crust of the earth is, anyway? All we humans are—we're plants that have grown out of the cooled crust of a floating volcano; plants that can walk and talk, but plants just the same. We float round the sun, which is only another big volcano that hasn't cooled yet—good thing for us it hasn't—and the sun and us are floating round some other volcano that no one has discovered yet because the circle is too big, and that one is probably circling round another one—and there you are. That's plain, isn't it?"
"Of course! Didn't you know that? How thick do you think the crust of the Earth is, anyway? All of us humans—we're just plants that have grown out of the cooled crust of a floating volcano; plants that can walk and talk, but still just plants. We float around the sun, which is just another big volcano that hasn't cooled down yet—thankfully for us it hasn't—and the sun and we are floating around some other volcano that no one has discovered yet because the circle is too big, and that one is probably orbiting another one—and there you have it. It's pretty straightforward, right?"
"Not very," said Winona.
"Not really," said Winona.
"Well, I admit there's a catch in it I haven't figured out yet, but the facts are right, as far as I've gone. Anyway, here we are, and we got here by fighting, and we'll have to keep on fighting, one way or another, if we're to get any place else."
"Well, I admit there's something tricky about it that I haven't figured out yet, but the facts are accurate, at least to the extent I've looked into them. Anyway, here we are, and we got here by putting up a fight, and we'll need to keep fighting, one way or another, if we want to get anywhere else."
"I don't know anything about all that," said Winona; "but sometimes I almost think the Germans deserve a good beating."
"I don't know anything about all that," Winona said; "but sometimes I feel like the Germans really deserve a good beating."
This was extreme for Winona, the arch pacifist.
This was extreme for Winona, the ultimate pacifist.
"You almost think so, eh? Well, that's a good specimen of almost thinking. Because the Germans don't deserve any such thing unless someone can give it to them. If the bird can swallow the worm the bird deserves the worm. The most of us merely almost think."
"You almost think so, right? Well, that’s a great example of almost thinking. Because the Germans don’t deserve that unless someone actually gives it to them. If the bird can catch the worm, then the bird deserves the worm. Most of us just kind of almost think."
It was much later—an age later, it seemed to Winona—for her country, as she wrote in her journal, had crossed the Rubicon—that she went to attend a meeting of protest in a larger city than Newbern; a meeting of mothers and potential mothers who were persuaded that war was never excusable.
It was much later—an age later, it felt to Winona—for her country, as she wrote in her journal, had crossed a point of no return—that she went to attend a protest meeting in a city larger than Newbern; a gathering of mothers and future mothers who believed that war was never justified.
She had listened to much impassioned oratory, with a sickening surprise that it should leave her half-hearted in the cause of peace at any price; and she had gone to take her train for home, troubled with a monstrous indecision. Never before had she suffered an instant's bewilderment in detecting right from wrong.
She had heard a lot of passionate speeches, feeling a nauseating surprise that they left her feeling lukewarm about the idea of peace at any cost; and she had gone to catch her train home, troubled by a huge indecision. Never before had she experienced even a moment's confusion in telling right from wrong.
As she waited she had observed on a siding a long, dingy train, from the windows of which looked the faces of boys. She was smitten with a quick curiosity. There were tall boys and short boys; and a few of them were plump, but mostly they were lean, with thin, browned faces, and they were all ominously uniformed. Their keen young faces crowded the open windows of the cars, and they thronged upon the platforms to make noisy purchases from younger boys who offered them pitiful confections from baskets and trays.
As she waited, she noticed a long, shabby train on a side track, with boys' faces peering out from the windows. She felt a sudden curiosity. There were tall boys and short boys; some were chubby, but most were lean, with thin, sunburned faces, and they all wore the same uniforms. Their eager faces filled the open windows of the cars, and they crowded onto the platforms to loudly buy snacks from younger boys who sold them meager treats from baskets and trays.
Winona stared at them with a sickened wonder. They were all so alive, so alert, so smiling, so eager to be on with the great adventure. In one of the cars a band of them roared a stirring chorus. It stirred Winona beyond the calm that should mark people of the better sort. She forgot that a gentleman should make no noise and that a lady is serene; forgot utterly. She waved a hand—timidly at first—to a cluster of young heads at a car window, and was a little dismayed when they waved heartily in return. She recovered and waved at another group—less timidly this time. Again the response was instant, and a malign power against which she strove in vain carried Winona to the train's side. Heads were thrust forth and greetings followed, some shy and low-toned, some with feigned man-of-the-world jauntiness.
Winona stared at them with a mix of disgust and amazement. They were all so full of life, so alert, so happy, so eager to start the great adventure. In one of the cars, a group of them belted out a lively song. It excited Winona in a way that was beyond what is typically expected from people of good upbringing. She completely forgot that a gentleman shouldn't make noise and that a lady should remain calm; she forgot entirely. She waved a hand—hesitantly at first—to a group of young faces at a car window, and was slightly taken aback when they waved back enthusiastically. She regained her composure and waved at another group—less shy this time. Again, the response was immediate, and an overwhelming force that she couldn’t resist pulled Winona closer to the side of the train. Heads popped out and greetings were exchanged, some shy and soft, others pretending to be casually confident.
Winona was no longer Winona. A freckled young vender with a basket halted beside her. Winona searched for her purse and emptied its hoard into one gloved hand. Coins spilled from this and ran about the platform. Hands sprang from the window above her to point out their resting places, and half a dozen of the creatures issued from the car to recover them for her. Flustered, eager, pleasantly shocked at her own daring, Winona distributed gifts from the basket, seeing only the hands that came forth to receive them.
Winona was no longer the same person. A freckled young vendor with a basket stopped next to her. Winona looked for her purse and dumped out its contents into one gloved hand. Coins spilled out and scattered across the platform. Hands reached out from the window above her to point out where the coins landed, and several of the kids came out of the car to help gather them for her. Flustered, excited, and pleasantly surprised by her own boldness, Winona handed out treats from the basket, focused only on the hands reaching out to take them.
Chewing gum, candy, popcorn, figs—even cigarettes—and Winona the first vice-president and recording secretary of Newbern's anti-tobacco league! War was assuredly what Sherman had so pithily described it, for she now sent the vender back to replenish his stock of cigarettes, and bought and bestowed them upon immature boys so long as her coin lasted. Their laughter was noisy, their banter of one another and of Winona was continuous, and Winona laughed, even bantered. That she should banter strangers in a public place! She felt rowdy, but liked it.
Chewing gum, candy, popcorn, figs—even cigarettes—and Winona, the first vice president and recording secretary of Newbern's anti-tobacco league! War was definitely what Sherman had so aptly called it, because she now sent the vendor back to restock his cigarettes and bought them to give to the younger boys for as long as her money held out. Their laughter was loud, their teasing of each other and of Winona never stopped, and Winona laughed, even joined in the teasing. That she would tease strangers in a public place! She felt rebellious, but enjoyed it.
There was a call from the front of the train, and the group about her sprang to the platform as the cars began to move, waving her gracious, almost condescending adieus, as happy people who go upon a wondrous journey will wave to poor stay-at-homes. Winona waved wildly now, being lost to all decorum; waved to the crowded platform and then to the cloud of heads at the window above her.
There was a call from the front of the train, and the group around her rushed to the platform as the cars started to move, waving their friendly, almost patronizing goodbyes, like joyful travelers embarking on an amazing journey wave to those stuck at home. Winona waved enthusiastically now, completely disregarding any sense of decorum; she waved to the crowded platform and then to the sea of faces at the window above her.
From this window a hand reached down to her—a lean, hard, brown hand—and the shy, smiling eyes of the boy who reached it sought hers in something like appeal. Winona clutched the hand and gripped it as she had never gripped a human hand before.
From this window, a hand reached down to her—a slender, tough, brown hand—and the shy, smiling eyes of the boy who extended it looked for hers as if seeking a connection. Winona grasped the hand and held it tightly as she had never held another person's hand before.
"Good-bye, sister!" said the boy, and Winona went a dozen steps with the train, still grasping the hand.
"Goodbye, sister!" the boy said, and Winona walked a few steps alongside the train, still holding his hand.
"Good-bye, good-bye, good-bye—all of you!" she called, and was holding the hand with both her own when the train gathered speed and took it from her grasp.
"Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye—all of you!" she shouted, and was holding the hand with both of hers when the train picked up speed and pulled it from her grip.
She stood then watching other windows thronged with young heads as the train bore them on; she still waved and was waved at. Faint strains of the resumed chorus drifted back to her. Her face was hurting with a set smile.
She stood there watching other windows filled with young faces as the train took them away; she kept waving and waved back at. Faint sounds of the chorus started up again and drifted back to her. Her face hurt from holding a forced smile.
She stumbled back across the platform, avoiding other groups who had cheered the passing train, and found sanctuary by a baggage truck loaded with crates of live chickens. Here she wept unnoticed, and wondered why she was weeping. Later, in her own train, she looked down and observed the white-ribboned badge which she had valiantly pinned above her heart that very morning. She had forgotten the badge—and those boys must have seen it. Savagely she tore it from its mooring, to the detriment of a new georgette waist, and dropped it from the open window.
She stumbled back across the platform, dodging other groups who had cheered the passing train, and found refuge by a baggage truck piled high with crates of live chickens. Here she cried, unnoticed, and wondered why she was crying. Later, in her own train, she looked down and saw the white-ribboned badge that she had bravely pinned above her heart that very morning. She had forgotten about the badge—and those boys must have seen it. In a fit of anger, she ripped it off, ruining a new georgette blouse, and tossed it out of the open window.
That night she turned back in her journal to an early entry: "If only someone would reason calmly with them. Resist not evil!" She stared at this a long time, then she dipped a new pen in red ink and full across it she wrote "What rotten piffle!" That is, she nearly wrote those words. What she actually put down was "What r-tt-n piffle!"
That night she flipped back in her journal to an old entry: "If only someone would talk to them calmly. Don't fight against evil!" She stared at it for a long time, then she dipped a new pen in red ink and boldly wrote across it, "What ridiculous nonsense!" That is, she almost wrote those words. What she actually wrote was "What r-dd-c-l-us nonsense!"
To Wilbur Cowan, in recounting her fall from the serene heights of pacifism, she brazenly said: "Do you know—when that poor boy reached down to shake hands with me, if I could have got at him I just know I should have kissed him."
To Wilbur Cowan, while talking about her fall from the calm heights of pacifism, she boldly said: "You know—when that poor guy reached down to shake hands with me, if I could have gotten to him, I just know I would have kissed him."
"Gee whiz!" said Wilbur in amazed tribute.
"Wow!" said Wilbur in amazed tribute.
"I don't care!" persisted Winona. "That's the way I felt—he was such a nice boy. He looked like you, as if he'd come from a good home and had good habits, and I did want to kiss him, and I would have if I could have reached him—and I'm not going to tell a falsehood about it for any one, and I'm—I'm hostile."
"I don't care!" Winona insisted. "That's how I felt—he was such a nice guy. He looked like you, as if he came from a good family and had good manners, and I really wanted to kiss him, and I would have if I could have reached him—and I'm not going to lie about it for anyone, and I'm—I'm upset."
"Well, I guess pretty soon I'll be going," said Wilbur.
"Well, I guess I'll be leaving pretty soon," said Wilbur.
Winona gazed at him with strangely shining eyes.
Winona looked at him with oddly bright eyes.
"You wouldn't be any good if you didn't!" she said, suddenly.
"You wouldn't be any good if you didn't!" she said, suddenly.
It was perhaps the least ornate sentence she had ever spoken.
It was probably the simplest sentence she had ever said.
"Gee whiz!" said Wilbur again. "You've changed!"
"Wow!" Wilbur said again. "You've changed!"
"Something came over me," said Winona.
"Something took over me," said Winona.
CHAPTER XV
Wilbur Cowen had hesitated in the matter of war. He wanted to be in a battle—had glowed at the thought of fighting—but if the war was going to be stopped in its beginning, what would be the use of starting? And he was assured and more than half believed that it would be stopped. Merle Whipple was his informant —Merle had found himself. The war was to be stopped by the New Dawn, a magazine of which Merle had been associate editor since shortly after his release from college.
Wilbur Cowen had been unsure about the war. He wanted to fight—was excited by the idea of battle—but if the war was going to end before it really started, what would be the point of joining? He was convinced, and almost fully believed, that it would be stopped. Merle Whipple was his source of information—Merle had found his purpose. The war was set to be halted by the New Dawn, a magazine where Merle had been an associate editor since shortly after he graduated from college.
Merle, on that afternoon of golf with Wilbur, had accurately forecast his own future. Confessing then that he meant to become a great writer, he was now not only a great writer but a thinker, in the true sense of the word. He had taken up literature—"not muck like poetry, but serious literature"—and Whipple money had lavishly provided a smart little craft in which to embark. The money had not come without some bewildered questioning on the part of those supplying it. As old Sharon said, the Whipple chicken coop had hatched a gosling that wanted to swim in strange waters; but it was eventually decided that goslings were meant to swim and would one way or another find a pond. Indeed, Harvey Whipple was prouder of his son by adoption than he cared to have known, and listened to him with secret respect, covered with perfunctory business hints. He felt that Merle was above and beyond him. The youth, indeed, made him feel that he was a mere country banker.
Merle, that afternoon of golfing with Wilbur, had accurately predicted his own future. Admitting then that he wanted to become a great writer, he was now not only a great writer but also a thinker in the true sense of the word. He had taken up literature—"not junk like poetry, but serious literature"—and the Whipple money had generously provided a nice little boat to set sail. The money hadn’t come without some confused questioning from those providing it. As old Sharon said, the Whipple chicken coop had hatched a gosling that wanted to swim in unfamiliar waters; but it was eventually decided that goslings were meant to swim and would find a pond one way or another. In fact, Harvey Whipple was prouder of his adopted son than he let on, and he listened to him with unspoken respect, masked by routine business advice. He felt that Merle was on a higher level than he was. The young man indeed made him feel like he was just a small-town banker.
In the city of New York, after his graduation, Merle had come into his own, forming a staunch alliance with a small circle of intellectuals—intelligentzia, Merle said—consecrated to the cause of American culture. He had brought to Newbern and to the amazed Harvey Whipple the strange news that America had no native culture; that it was raw, spiritually impoverished, without national self-consciousness; with but the faintest traces of art in any true sense of the word. Harvey Whipple would have been less shocked by this disclosure, momentous though it was, had not Merle betrayed a conviction that his life work would now be to uphold the wavering touch of civilization.
In New York City, after graduating, Merle had fully embraced his identity, forming a strong bond with a small group of intellectuals—what Merle called the intelligentzia—dedicated to promoting American culture. He had shared with Newbern and the astonished Harvey Whipple the surprising news that America had no native culture; that it was raw, spiritually lacking, and without a sense of national identity; with only the faintest signs of art in any true sense. Harvey Whipple would have been less stunned by this revelation, important as it was, if Merle hadn’t shown a belief that his life's mission would now be to support the fragile essence of civilization.
This brought the thing home to Harvey D. Merle, heading his valiant little band of thinkers, would light a pure white flame to flush America's spiritual darkness. He would be a vital influence, teaching men and women to cultivate life for its own sake. For the cheap and tawdry extravagance of our national boasting he would substitute a chastening knowledge of our spiritual inferiority to the older nations. America was uncreative; he would release and nurse its raw creative intelligence till it should be free to function, breaking new intellectual paths, setting up lofty ideals, enriching our common life with a new, self-conscious art. Much of this puzzled Harvey D. and his father, old Gideon. It was new talk in their world. But it impressed them. Their boy was earnest, with a fine intelligence; he left them stirred.
This hit home for Harvey D. Merle, leading his brave little group of thinkers, who aimed to ignite a pure white flame to banish America's spiritual darkness. He wanted to be a significant force, teaching people to value life for its own sake. In place of the cheap and flashy pride that defined the nation, he would offer a sobering awareness of our spiritual shortcomings compared to older countries. America lacked creativity; he intended to unleash and nurture its raw creative potential until it could thrive, paving new intellectual paths, establishing high ideals, and enriching our collective experience with a new, self-aware art. Much of this confused Harvey D. and his father, old Gideon. It was a fresh perspective in their world. But it made an impression on them. Their son was serious, with a sharp mind; he left them feeling inspired.
Sharon Whipple was a silent, uneasy listener at many of these talks. He declared, later and to others, for Merle was not his son, that the young man was highly languageous and highly crazy; that his talk was the crackling of thorns under a pot; that he was a vain canter—"forever canting," said Sharon—"a buffle-headed fellow, talking, bragging." He was equally intolerant of certain of Merle's little band of forward-looking intellectuals who came to stay week-ends at the Whipple New Place. There was Emmanuel Schilsky, who talked more pithily than Merle and who would be the editor-in-chief of the projected New Dawn. Emmanuel, too, had come from his far-off home to flush America's spiritual darkness with a new light. He had written much about our shortage of genuine spiritual values; about "the continual frustrations and aridities of American life." He was a member of various groups—the Imagist group, the Egoist group, the Sphericists, other groups piquantly named; versed in the new psychology, playing upon the word "pragmatism" as upon a violin.
Sharon Whipple was a quiet, uncomfortable listener at many of these discussions. He later declared to others, since Merle was not his son, that the young man was very articulate yet very crazy; that his speech was like the sound of thorns crackling in a fire; that he was a boastful show-off—“always showing off,” said Sharon—“a clueless guy, just talking and bragging.” He was equally intolerant of some of Merle's group of ambitious intellectuals who came to spend weekends at the Whipple New Place. There was Emmanuel Schilsky, who spoke more succinctly than Merle and who would be the editor-in-chief of the planned New Dawn. Emmanuel had also come from his distant home to illuminate America's spiritual darkness with a new perspective. He had written extensively about our lack of real spiritual values; about “the constant frustrations and dry spells of American life.” He belonged to several groups—the Imagist group, the Egoist group, the Sphericists, and other uniquely named groups; knowledgeable about the new psychology, skillfully playing on the word “pragmatism” like a violin.
Sharon Whipple, the Philistine, never quite knew whether pragmatism was approved or condemned by Schilsky, and once he asked the dark-faced young man what it meant. He was told that pragmatism was a method, and felt obliged to pretend that this enlightened him. He felt a reluctant respect for Schilsky, who could make him feel uncomfortable.
Sharon Whipple, the Philistine, never really knew if Schilsky approved or condemned pragmatism, and once he asked the dark-faced young man what it meant. He was told that pragmatism was a method, and he felt he had to pretend that this enlightened him. He felt an uneasy respect for Schilsky, who had the ability to make him feel uncomfortable.
And there was the colourful, youngish widow, Mrs. Truesdale, who wrote free verse about the larger intimacies of life, and dressed noticeably. She would be a contributing editor of the New Dawn, having as her special department the release of woman from her age-long slavery to certain restraints that now made her talked unpleasantly about if she dared give her soul free rein. This lady caused Sharon to wonder about the departed Truesdale.
And there was the vibrant, younger widow, Mrs. Truesdale, who wrote free verse about the deeper connections in life and dressed in a striking way. She would be a contributing editor for the New Dawn, focusing on freeing women from the age-old restrictions that caused them to be talked about negatively if they dared to express their true selves. This woman made Sharon curious about the late Truesdale.
"Was he carried away by sorrowing friends," asked Sharon, "or did he get tired one day and move off under his own power?" No one ever enlightened him.
"Was he taken away by grieving friends," asked Sharon, "or did he just get tired one day and walk away on his own?" No one ever gave him an answer.
Others of the younger intelligentzia came under his biased notice. He spoke of them as "a rabble rout," who lived in a mad world—"and God bless us out of it."
Others in the younger intelligentsia caught his attention. He referred to them as "a rabble rout," who lived in a crazy world—"and God bless us out of it."
But Sharon timed his criticism discreetly, and the New Dawn lit its pure white flame—a magazine to refresh the elect. Placed superbly beyond the need of catering to advertisers, it would adhere to rigorous standards of the true, the beautiful. It would tell the truth as no other magazine founded on gross commercialism would dare to do. It said so in well-arranged words. The commercial magazines full well knew the hideous truth, but stifled it for hire. The New Dawn would be honest.
But Sharon timed his criticism carefully, and the New Dawn lit its pure white flame—a magazine meant to inspire the chosen few. Positioned perfectly beyond the need to please advertisers, it would stick to high standards of truth and beauty. It would convey the truth in a way that no other magazine driven by profit would dare. It stated this clearly in well-structured phrases. The commercial magazines were fully aware of the ugly truth but suppressed it for money. The New Dawn would be straightforward.
The sinister truth about America as revealed in the initial number of the brave new venture was that America was crude, blatant, boastful, vulgar, and money-grubbing. We were without ideals beyond the dollar; without desires save those to be glutted by material wealth. It was the high aim of the New Dawn—said the associate editor, Merle Dalton Whipple —to dethrone the dollar, to hasten and to celebrate the passing of American greed.
The harsh reality about America revealed in the first issue of the bold new venture was that America was rough, obvious, arrogant, shallow, and obsessed with money. We had no ideals beyond money; our only desires were to be satisfied by material wealth. The main goal of the New Dawn—as stated by the associate editor, Merle Dalton Whipple—was to take down the dollar, to speed up and celebrate the end of American greed.
Not until the second number was it revealed that the arch criminals were to be found in the exploiting class, a sinister combination, all-powerful, working to the detriment of the common people; an industrial oligarchy under whose rule the cowed wage slave toiled for his crust of bread. This number unflinchingly indicted the capitalistic ruling class; fearlessly called upon the exploited masses to rise and throw off the yoke put upon them by this nefarious plunderbund. The worker's plight was depicted with no sparing of detail—"the slaves groaning and wailing in the dark the song of mastered men, the sullen, satanic music of lost and despairing humanity."
Not until the second issue was it revealed that the real criminals were part of the exploiting class, a sinister group with immense power, working against the interests of everyday people; an industrial oligarchy under which the beaten wage worker labored for their meager slice of bread. This issue boldly called out the capitalistic ruling class; it fearlessly urged the exploited masses to rise and break free from the oppression imposed by this wicked group of thieves. The worker's suffering was illustrated in vivid detail—"the slaves moaning and crying in the dark, the song of those controlled, the grim, devilish music of lost and hopeless humanity."
Succeeding numbers made it plain that the very republic itself had been founded upon this infamy. Our Revolutionary War had marked the triumph of the capitalistic state—the state that made property sovereign. The Revolutionary fathers had first freed themselves from English creditors, then bound down as their own debtors an increasing mass of the American population. The document known as the Constitution of the United States had been cunningly and knowingly contrived to that end, thus thrusting upon us the commercial oligarchy which persisted to this day. It had placed the moneyed classes securely in the saddle, though with fine phrases that seemed not to mean this.
Succeeding numbers made it clear that the republic itself was built on this disgrace.
"A conscious minority of wealthy men and lawyers, guided by the genius of Washington, Franklin, Hamilton, and Madison," had worked their full design upon the small farmer and the nascent proletariat; we had since been "under the cult and control of wealth."
"A aware minority of rich men and lawyers, inspired by the brilliance of Washington, Franklin, Hamilton, and Madison," had executed their complete plan against the small farmer and the emerging working class; we have since been "under the influence and control of wealth."
After this ringing indictment it surprised no Whipple to read that we had become intolerant, materialistic, unaesthetic. Nor was it any wonder that we were "in no mood to brook religious or social dissension." With such a Constitution fraudulently foisted upon us by the money-loving fathers of the Revolution, it was presumably not to be expected that we should exhibit the religious tolerance of contemporary Spain or Italy or France.
After this strong criticism, it didn’t surprise anyone, including Whipple, to read that we had become intolerant, materialistic, and lacking in appreciation for beauty. It wasn’t shocking that we were "not in the mood to tolerate religious or social disagreements." With a Constitution that was deceitfully imposed on us by the money-driven founders of the Revolution, it’s likely that we wouldn’t show the same religious tolerance as present-day Spain, Italy, or France.
"Immersed in a life of crass material endeavour," small wonder that the American had remained in spiritual poverty of the most debasing sort until the New Dawn should come to enrich him, to topple in ruins an exploiting social system.
"Deeply caught up in a life focused on material gain," it's no surprise that the American had stayed in a state of spiritual poverty at its most degrading until the New Dawn arrived to uplift him, to bring down a corrupt social system.
Now the keen eyes of young America, by aid of the magnifying lens supplied by Emmanuel Schilsky, would detect the land of the free to be in fact a land of greedy and unscrupulous tyrants; the home of the brave a home of economic serfs. Young America, which fights for the sanctity of life, solid and alive with virile beauty, would revolt and destroy the walls of the capitalistic state, sweeping away the foul laws that held private property sacred. They would seek a cure for the falsehood of modern life in a return to Nature, a return to the self where truth ever is. They would war with the privilege and ascendancy of the group over the individual conscience. Already the exploiting class, as it neared the term of its depleted life, was but a mass of purulence. Society was rotten, the state a pious criminal, the old truths tawdry lies. Everywhere the impotence of senility—except in young America. We faced the imminence of a vast breaking-up. The subtlest oligarchy of modern times was about to crumble. The revolution was at hand.
Now the sharp eyes of young America, with the help of the magnifying lens provided by Emmanuel Schilsky, would see that the land of the free was actually a place ruled by greedy and unscrupulous tyrants; the home of the brave was merely a home for economic serfs. Young America, which fights for the sanctity of life, full of vibrant beauty, would rise up and tear down the walls of the capitalist state, sweeping away the corrupt laws that protected private property. They would look for a solution to the lies of modern life by returning to Nature, by returning to the self where truth always exists. They would battle against the privilege and dominance of the group over individual conscience. The exploiting class, as it approached the end of its exhausted existence, was just a mass of decay. Society was rotten, the state a pious criminal, and the old truths were cheap lies. Everywhere there was the helplessness of aging—except in young America. We faced the inevitability of a massive collapse. The most subtle oligarchy of modern times was about to fall apart. The revolution was coming.
A succeeding number of the New Dawn let out the horrid truth about the war, telling it in simple words that even Wilbur Cowan could understand. Having sold munitions to the warring nations, we must go in to save our money. In short, as the New Dawn put it: "The capitalistic ruling classes tricked the people into war." It was to be a war waged for greed. Young America, not yet perusing in large enough numbers the New Dawn, was to be sent to its death that capital might survive—the dollar be still enthroned. But the New Dawn was going to see about that. Young America would be told the truth.
A later issue of the New Dawn revealed the shocking truth about the war, explaining it in straightforward terms that even Wilbur Cowan could grasp. Having sold weapons to the countries at war, we had to step in to protect our investments. In short, as the New Dawn stated: "The capitalistic ruling classes deceived the people into war." This was a war fought out of greed. Young America, not yet reading the New Dawn in large enough numbers, was to be sacrificed so that capital could endure—the dollar would remain king. But the New Dawn was determined to change that. Young America would learn the truth.
Two of the Whipples were vastly puzzled by these pronouncements, and not a little disquieted. Old Gideon and Harvey D. began to wonder if by any chance their boy, with his fine intellect, had not been misled. Sharon was enraged by the scandalous assertions about George Washington, whom he had always considered a high-minded patriot. He had never suspected and could not now be persuaded that Washington had basely tricked the soldiers of the Revolution into war so that the capitalistic class might prevail in the new states. Nor would he believe that the framers of the Constitution had consciously worded that document with a view to enslaving the common people. He was a stubborn old man, and not aware of his country's darkness. Perhaps it was too much to expect that one of his years and mental habit should be hospitable to these newly found truths.
Two of the Whipples were really confused by these statements and a bit uneasy. Old Gideon and Harvey D. started to wonder if maybe their son, with his sharp mind, had been misled. Sharon was infuriated by the outrageous claims about George Washington, someone he had always seen as a noble patriot. He never suspected and couldn’t be convinced that Washington had deceitfully dragged the soldiers of the Revolution into war just to benefit the wealthy class in the new states. He also wouldn’t believe that the creators of the Constitution had intentionally written that document to oppress the common people. He was a stubborn old man, oblivious to his country’s troubles. Maybe it was too much to expect someone of his age and mindset to accept these newly uncovered truths.
He was not young America. He had thought too long the other way. Being of a choleric cast, he would at times be warmed into regrettable outbursts of opinion that were reactionary in the extreme. Thus when he discussed with Gideon and Harvey D. the latest number of the magazine—containing the fearless exposure of Washington's chicanery—he spoke in terms most slighting of Emmanuel Schilsky. He meant his words to lap over to Merle Whipple, but as the others were still proud—if in a troubled way—of the boy's new eminence, he did not distinguish him too pointedly. He pretended to take it all out on Emmanuel, whom he declared to be no fair judge of American history. The other Whipples were beginning to suspect this but were not prepared to admit it either to Sharon or to each other. For the present they would defend Emmanuel against the hot-headed aspersions of the other.
He wasn’t young America. He had thought too long the other way. Being quick-tempered, he would sometimes erupt in regrettable outbursts of opinion that were extremely reactionary. So when he talked with Gideon and Harvey D. about the latest issue of the magazine—featuring a bold expose of Washington's trickery—he spoke very dismissively of Emmanuel Schilsky. He intended for his comments to apply to Merle Whipple as well, but since the others were still proud—albeit in a conflicted way—of the boy's new status, he didn’t single him out too clearly. He pretended to take all his frustrations out on Emmanuel, whom he claimed was not a fair judge of American history. The other Whipples were starting to sense this but weren’t ready to admit it to either Sharon or each other. For now, they would defend Emmanuel against the hot-headed criticisms of the other.
"You said yourself, not a month ago," expostulated Harvey D., "that he was a smart little Jew."
"You said yourself, not even a month ago," objected Harvey D., "that he was a clever little Jew."
Sharon considered briefly.
Sharon thought for a moment.
"Well," he replied, "I don't know as I'd change that—at least not much. I'd still say the same thing, or words to that effect."
"Well," he replied, "I don't think I'd change that—at least not by much. I'd still say the same thing, or something like it."
"Just how would you put it now?" demanded Gideon, suavely.
"How would you say it now?" asked Gideon smoothly.
Sharon brightened. He had hoped to be asked that.
Sharon smiled. He had been hoping someone would ask him that.
"The way I'd put it now—having read a lot more of his new-dawning—I'd say he was a little Jew smarty."
"The way I'd say it now—having read a lot more of his emerging work—I’d call him a bit of a clever Jewish guy."
The other Whipples had winced at this. The New Dawn was assuredly not the simple light-bringer to America's spiritual darkness that they had supposed it would be; but they were not yet prepared to believe the worst.
The other Whipples had flinched at this. The New Dawn was definitely not the straightforward light-bringer to America's spiritual darkness that they thought it would be; but they weren't ready to accept the worst just yet.
"If only they wouldn't be so extreme!" murmured the troubled Harvey D. "If only they wouldn't say the country has been tricked into war by capital."
"If only they weren't so extreme!" murmured the troubled Harvey D. "If only they wouldn't say the country has been fooled into war by big money."
"That's a short horse and soon curried," said Sharon. "They can't say it if you quit paying for it."
"That's a quick turnaround," said Sharon. "They can't complain if you stop funding it."
"There you are!" said Harvey D. "Merle would say that that's an example of capitalism suppressing the truth. Of course I don't know—maybe it is."
"There you are!" said Harvey D. "Merle would say that's an example of capitalism hiding the truth. I don't actually know—maybe it is."
"Sure! Anyway, it would be an example of capital suppressing something. Depends on what you call the truth. If you think the truth is that Germany ought to rule the earth you got it right. That's what all these pacifists and anti-militaries are arguing, though they don't let on to that. Me, I don't think Germany ought to rule the earth. I think she ought to be soundly trounced, and my guess is she's goin' to be. Something tells me this New Dawn ain't goin' to save her from her come-uppance. I tell you both plain out, I ain't goin' to have a magazine under my roof that'll talk such stuff about George Washington, the Father of his Country. It's too scandalous."
"Sure! Anyway, it’s an example of capital suppressing something. It depends on what you consider the truth. If you believe the truth is that Germany should rule the world, you’ve got it right. That’s what all these pacifists and anti-military folks are arguing, even if they don’t admit it. As for me, I don’t think Germany should rule the world. I believe it should be soundly defeated, and my guess is it will be. Something tells me this New Dawn isn’t going to save her from what’s coming. I’ll be honest with you both: I’m not going to have a magazine in my house that talks like that about George Washington, the Father of His Country. It’s too scandalous."
Thus the New Dawn lost a subscriber, though not losing, it should be said, a reader. For Sharon Whipple, having irately stopped his subscription by a letter in which the editor was told he should be ashamed of himself for calling George Washington a crook that way, thereafter bought the magazine hurriedly at the Cut-Rate Pharmacy and read every word of it in secret places not under his roof.
Thus the New Dawn lost a subscriber, but it shouldn't be said that it lost a reader. Sharon Whipple, having angrily canceled his subscription with a letter stating that the editor should be ashamed for calling George Washington a crook, then quickly bought the magazine at the Cut-Rate Pharmacy and read every word of it in secret places outside his home.
Wilbur Cowan, though proud of the New Dawn because his brother's name adorned it, had nevertheless failed to profit by its teachings. He was prepared to admit that America groped in spiritual darkness which the New Dawn would flush with its pure white light; he could not have contended with any authority that it was not a land of dollar hunters, basely materialistic, without ideals, artistically impoverished, and devoid of national self-consciousness, whatever that meant. These things were choice words to him, nothing more; and he had no valid authority on which to deny that the country was being tricked into war by the Interests, something heinous that the New Dawn spelled with a capital letter. In a way he believed this, because his brother said so. His brother had been educated. He even felt shame-faced and apologetic about his resolve to enter the fight.
Wilbur Cowan, although proud of the New Dawn because his brother's name was on it, still hadn't gained anything from its lessons. He was willing to acknowledge that America was lost in spiritual darkness that the New Dawn would illuminate with its pure white light; he couldn't have argued with anyone that it wasn't a nation of money-seekers, shallowly materialistic, lacking ideals, artistically barren, and without any sense of national identity, whatever that meant. These terms were just fancy words to him, nothing more; and he had no solid proof to deny that the country was being tricked into war by the Interests, something terrible that the New Dawn emphasized with a capital letter. In a way, he believed this, because his brother said it. His brother had an education. He even felt embarrassed and apologetic about his decision to join the fight.
But this resolve was stanch; he wanted to fight, even if he had been tricked by Wall Street into feeling that way. The New Dawn said he had been tricked, and he supposed it was true, even if he couldn't clearly detect how Wall Street had made Germany pursue the course that made him want to fight. So far as his direct mental processes could inform him, the only trickery involved had been employed by Germany and Spike Brennon. Germany's behaviour was more understandable than the New Dawn, and Spike Brennon was much simpler in his words. Spike said it was a dandy chance to get into a real scrap, and all husky lads should be there in a split second at the first call. Perhaps Wall Street had tricked Spike into tricking Wilbur Cowan. Anyway, Spike was determined.
But this determination was unwavering; he wanted to fight, even if Wall Street had tricked him into feeling that way. The New Dawn claimed he had been fooled, and he figured that was probably true, even if he couldn't really see how Wall Street had made Germany take the actions that made him eager to fight. As far as he could tell, the only deception at play had come from Germany and Spike Brennon. Germany's actions made more sense than the New Dawn, and Spike Brennon was much clearer in his words. Spike said it was a great opportunity to jump into a real fight, and all tough guys should be ready to go in a second at the first call. Maybe Wall Street had tricked Spike into tricking Wilbur Cowan. Regardless, Spike was set on his decision.
Their decision was made one day after a brisk six rounds of mimic battle. They soaped and bathed and dried their bodies. Then they rested—sitting upon up-ended beer kegs in the storeroom of Pegleg McCarron—and talked a little of life. Spike for a week had been laconic, even for him, and had taken little trouble to pull his punches. To-day he revealed that the Interests had triumphed over his simple mind. He was going and going quick. He recovered a morsel of gum from beneath the room's one chair, put it again into commission, and spoke decisively.
Their decision was made one day after a quick six rounds of mock battle. They soaped up, bathed, and dried off. Then, they rested—sitting on overturned beer kegs in Pegleg McCarron's storeroom—and talked a bit about life. Spike had been pretty quiet for a week, even for him, and hadn’t bothered to hold back. Today, he admitted that the Interests had won over his simple mind. He was out of here and doing it fast. He found a piece of gum stuck under the room's only chair, reused it, and spoke with determination.
"I'm goin' quick," he said.
"I'm going fast," he said.
"When do we leave?" demanded Wilbur.
"When are we leaving?" asked Wilbur.
"I'm leavin' in two days."
"I'm leaving in two days."
"We're leaving in two days."
"We're leaving in 2 days."
They chewed gum for an interval.
They chewed gum for a while.
"Way it is," said Spike at length, "I'm nothing but about a fourth-rater in my game. I wasn't never a first-rater. I used to kid myself I was, but handier guys took it out of me. Never was better than a third-rater, I guess. But maybe in this other game I could git to be a first-rater. You can't tell. I still got the use of myself, ain't I? And I wouldn't be so much afraid as a guy who never fought no fights at all. It looks good to me. Of course I don't know much about this here talk you read—makin' the world safe for Democrats, and so forth, but they's certain parts of it had ought to be made unsafe for Germans. I got that much straight."
"Here's the deal," Spike said finally, "I'm really just a below-average player in my game. I was never top-tier. I used to convince myself I was, but better players proved me wrong. I guess I was never better than average, really. But maybe in this new game I could become a top player. You never know. I'm still capable, right? And I wouldn't be as scared as someone who's never fought at all. It looks promising to me. Of course, I don't really understand all that talk you read about—making the world safe for Democrats and all that—but there are definitely parts of it that should be made unsafe for Germans. I understand that much."
"Where do we go from here?" demanded Wilbur Cowan.
"Where do we go from here?" asked Wilbur Cowan.
"N'York," said Spike. "Enlist there. I got a friend in Tamm'ny will see we git treated right."
"N'York," said Spike. "Join up there. I've got a friend in Tammany who will make sure we get treated well."
"Treated right—how?"
"Treated well—how?"
"Sent over quick—not kept here. This guy is high up; he can get us sent."
"Sent over fast—not held up here. This guy is important; he can arrange for us to be sent."
"Good!"
"Awesome!"
"Only thing worries me," said Spike—"sleepin' out of doors. It ain't healthy. They tell me you sleep any old place—on the ground or in a chicken coop—makes no matter. I never did sleep out of doors, and I hate to begin now; but I s'pose I got to. Mebbe, time we git there, they'll have decent beds. I admit I'm afraid of sleepin' out on the ground. It ain't no way to keep your health."
"Only thing that worries me," said Spike, "is sleeping outside. It's not healthy. They say you can sleep anywhere—on the ground or in a chicken coop—and it doesn't matter. I've never slept outside, and I really don't want to start now; but I guess I have to. Maybe by the time we get there, they'll have decent beds. I admit I'm afraid of sleeping on the ground. It's not a good way to stay healthy."
He ruminated busily with the gum.
He chewed on the gum thoughtfully.
"Another thing, kid, you got to remember. In the box-fightin' game sometimes even second money is good. I pulled down a few nice purses in my time. But this here gun-fightin' stuff, it's winner take all every time. In a gun fight second money is mud. Remember that. And we ain't got the education to be officers. We got to do plain fightin'."
"Another thing, kid, you need to remember. In boxing, sometimes even second place is a decent payout. I've collected some nice winnings in my time. But with gunfighting, it’s always winner takes all. In a gunfight, second place means nothing. Keep that in mind. And we don’t have the training to be officers. We have to stick to straight fighting."
"Plain fighting!" echoed Wilbur. "And I'll tell you another thing. From what I hear they might put me to driving a car, but you bet I ain't going to take that long trip and get seasick, probably, just to fool round with automobiles. I'm going to be out where you are—plain fighting. So remember this—I don't know a thing about cars or motors. Never saw one till I come into the Army."
"Plain fighting!" Wilbur shouted. "And I’ll tell you something else. From what I hear, they might make me drive a car, but you can bet I’m not going to take that long trip and probably get seasick just to mess around with cars. I want to be out there where you are—plain fighting. So remember this—I don’t know anything about cars or engines. I’d never seen one until I joined the Army."
"You're on!" said Spike. "Now let's eat while we can. They tell me over in the war your meals is often late."
"You're up!" said Spike. "Now let’s eat while we can. I hear that over in the war, your meals are often late."
They ate at T-bone Tommy's, consuming a vast quantity of red meat with but a minor accompaniment of vegetables. They were already soldiers. They fought during the meal several sharp engagements, from which they emerged without a scratch.
They ate at T-bone Tommy's, consuming a huge amount of red meat with just a little bit of vegetables on the side. They were already soldiers. They had several intense battles during the meal, but came out without a single mark.
"We'll be takin' a lot of long chances, kid," cautioned Spike. "First thing we know—they might be saying it to us with flowers."
"We're gonna be taking a lot of big risks, kid," warned Spike. "Before we know it—they might be sending us a message with flowers."
"Let 'em talk!" said the buoyant Wilbur. "Of course we'll get into trouble sooner or later."
"Let them talk!" said the cheerful Wilbur. "We’ll definitely get into trouble eventually."
"Sure!" agreed Spike. "Way I look at it, I got about one good fight left in me. All I hope is, it'll be a humdinger."
"Sure!" Spike agreed. "The way I see it, I've got about one good fight left in me. All I hope is that it'll be a real knockout."
Later they wandered along River Street, surveying the little town with new eyes. They were far off---"over where the war was taking place," as Spike neatly put it—surveying at that long range the well-remembered scene; revisiting it from some remote spot where perhaps it had been said to them with flowers.
Later they strolled down River Street, looking at the small town with fresh perspectives. They were quite a distance away—"over where the war was happening," as Spike accurately described it—observing from afar the familiar scene; coming back to it from some distant place where it might have been shared with them along with flowers.
"We'd ought to tell Herman Vielhaber," said Spike. "Herman's a Heinie, but he's a good scout at that."
"We should tell Herman Vielhaber," Spike said. "Herman's a German, but he's a good guy anyway."
"Sure!" agreed Wilbur.
"Sure!" said Wilbur.
They found Herman alone at one of his tables staring morosely at an untouched glass of beer. The Vielhaber establishment was already suffering under the stigma of pro-Germanism put upon it by certain of the watchful towns-people. Judge Penniman, that hale old invalid, had even declared that Herman was a spy, and signalled each night to other spies by flapping a curtain of his lighted room above the saloon. The judge had found believers, though it was difficult to explain just what information Herman would be signalling and why he didn't go out and tell it to his evil confederates by word of mouth. Herman often found trade dull of an evening now, since many of his old clients would patronize his rival, Pegleg McCarron; for Pegleg was a fervent patriot who declared that all Germans ought to be in hell. Herman greeted the newcomers with troubled cordiality.
They found Herman sitting alone at one of his tables, gloomily staring at a full glass of beer. The Vielhaber establishment was already struggling with the negative reputation of pro-Germanism assigned to it by some observant townsfolk. Judge Penniman, that sturdy old invalid, even claimed that Herman was a spy who signaled other spies each night by flapping the curtain of his lit room above the bar. The judge had gathered supporters, even though it was hard to explain what information Herman would be signaling and why he didn’t just go out and share it with his supposed accomplices in person. Herman often found business slow in the evenings now, as many of his former customers chose to go to his competitor, Pegleg McCarron; Pegleg was a staunch patriot who insisted that all Germans should burn in hell. Herman greeted the newcomers with a troubled friendliness.
"Sed down, you boys. What you have? Sasspriller? All right! Mamma, two sassprillers for these young men."
"Sit down, you guys. What do you have? Sasspriller? Alright! Mom, two sassprillers for these boys."
Minna Vielhaber brought the drink from the bar. Minna had red eyes, and performed her service in silence, after which she went moodily back to her post.
Minna Vielhaber brought the drink from the bar. Minna had red eyes and did her job quietly, then she sulkily returned to her spot.
They drank to Herman's health and to Minna's, and told of their decision.
They raised their glasses to Herman's health and Minna's, and shared their decision.
"Right!" said Herman. "I give you right." He stared long at his beer. "I tell you, boys," he said at last, "mamma and me we got in a hard place, yes. Me? I'm good American—true blue. I got my last papers twenty-two years ago. I been good American since before that. Mamma, too. Both good. Then war comes, and I remember the Fatherland—we don't never furgit that, mind you, even so we are good Americans. But I guess mebbe I talk a lot of foolishness about Germany whipping everybody she fight with. I guess I was too proud of that country that used to be mine. You know how it is, you boys; you remember your home and your people kind of nice, mebbe."
"Right!" said Herman. "You're right." He stared at his beer for a long time. "Let me tell you, guys," he finally said, "my mom and I are in a tough spot, for sure. Me? I'm a true-blue American. I got my citizenship papers twenty-two years ago. I've been a good American ever since, even before that. Mom, too. We're both good. Then the war hits, and I think about the Fatherland—we never forget that, even if we're good Americans. But I guess maybe I talk a lot of nonsense about Germany beating everyone it fights. I think I was too proud of that country that used to be mine. You know how it is, guys; you remember your home and your people fondly, maybe."
"Sure!" said Spike. "Me? I was raised down back of the tracks in Buffalo—one swell place fur a kid to grow up—but honest, sometimes I git waked up in the night, and find m'self homesick fur that rotten dump. Sure, I know how you feel, Herman."
"Sure!" said Spike. "Me? I grew up behind the tracks in Buffalo—one awesome place for a kid to grow up—but honestly, sometimes I wake up at night and find myself homesick for that rundown place. Sure, I get how you feel, Herman."
Herman, cheered by this sympathy, drank of his beer. Putting down the glass, he listened intently. Minna, at the bar, was heard to be weeping.
Herman, encouraged by this support, took a sip of his beer. Setting down the glass, he listened closely. Minna, at the bar, could be heard crying.
"Mamma," he called, gruffly, "you keep still once. None of that!"
"Mama," he said gruffly, "just be quiet for a minute. No more of that!"
Minna audibly achieved the commanded silence. Herman listened until satisfied of this, then resumed:
Minna clearly fell silent as instructed. Herman listened until he was satisfied with this, then continued:
"Well, so fur, so good. Then Germany don't act right, so my own country got to fight her. She's got to fight her! I'd get me another country if she didn't. But now people don't understand how I feel so. They say: 'Yes, he praise Germany to the sky; now I guess he talk the other side of his mouth purty good.' They don't understand me. I want Germany should be punished good, and my country she's goin' to do it good. That is big in my heart. But shall I go out on the street and holler, 'To hell with Germany?' Not! Because people would know I lied, and I would know. I want Germany should be well whipped till all them sheep's heads is out of high places, but I can't hate Germans. I could punish someone good and not hate 'em. I'm a German in my blood, but you bet I ain't a pro-German.
"Well, so far, so good. But then Germany doesn’t behave right, so my own country has to fight her. She has to fight her! I’d find another country if she didn’t. But now people don’t understand how I feel. They say, 'Yes, he praises Germany to the sky; now I guess he's talking out of both sides of his mouth pretty well.' They don’t get me. I want Germany to be punished good, and my country is going to do it well. That’s a big deal for me. But should I go out on the street and shout, 'To hell with Germany?' No way! Because people would know I’m lying, and I would know too. I want Germany to be well whipped until all those sheep’s heads are out of high places, but I can’t hate Germans. I could punish someone well without hating them. I’m German by blood, but you bet I’m not pro-German."
"Mamma, again I tell you keep still once—and now you boys goin' to fight. That's good! Me, I would go if I was not too old; not a better German fighter would they have than me. I kill 'em all what come till I fall over myself. You boys remember and fight hard, so we make the world nice again. I bet you fight good—strong, husky boys like you. And I hope you come back strong and hearty and live a long time in a world you helped to put it right. I hope some day you have children will be proud because you was good Americans, like mine would be if we had a little one. I hope you teach 'em to fight quick for their own good country. Now—prosit!"
"Mom, I'm telling you for the last time to be quiet—and you boys are going to fight. That's great! I would join you if I weren't too old; there wouldn't be a better German fighter than me. I’d take down everyone who came at me until I collapse. You boys remember to fight hard so we can make the world a better place again. I bet you’ll fight well—strong, sturdy boys like you. And I hope you come back strong and healthy and get to live a long life in a world you helped fix. I hope someday you have kids who will be proud because you were good Americans, just like mine would be if we had one. I hope you teach them to fight fiercely for their own country. Now—cheers!"
They drank, and in the stillness Minna Vielhaber was again heard to be lamenting. Herman addressed her harshly:
They drank, and in the silence, Minna Vielhaber was once again heard crying out. Herman spoke to her sharply:
"Mamma, now again I beg you shall keep still once."
"Mom, I'm asking you to please be quiet this time."
Minna appeared from back of the bar and became coherent.
Minna emerged from behind the bar and started to make sense.
"I wassn't cryin' no tears for Germans—wass cryin' fur them!" She waved a damp towel at Herman's guests. Herman soothed her.
"I wasn't crying any tears for Germans—I was crying for them!" She waved a damp towel at Herman's guests. Herman calmed her down.
"Now, now—them boys take care of themselves. Likely they have a little trouble here and there or some place, but they come back sound—I tell you that. Now you dry up—you make some other people feel that way. Hear me?" Minna subsided.
"Alright, those boys can handle themselves. They probably have some issues now and then, but they come back just fine—I promise you that. Now, you need to cool it—you’re making others feel the same way. Got it?" Minna quieted down.
"You bet," resumed Herman, "we're Americans good. Mebbe I can't tell people so now, like they believe me; it's hard to believe I want Germans whipped good if I don't hate 'em, but it's true—and lots others besides me. They come in my place, Dagoes, Wops, Hunnyacks, Swedes, Jews, every breed, and what you think—they keep talkin' about what us Americans had ought to do to lick Germany. It's funny, yes? To hear 'em say us Americans, but when you know them foreigners mean it so hard—well, it ain't funny! It's good!
"You bet," Herman continued, "we're real Americans. Maybe I can't tell people that now and have them believe me; it's hard to believe I want the Germans to be beaten if I don't hate them, but it's true—and there are a lot of others who feel the same way. They come into my place, Dagoes, Wops, Hunnyacks, Swedes, Jews, every kind, and guess what—they keep talking about what we Americans should do to defeat Germany. It's funny, right? To hear them call us Americans, but when you know those foreigners really mean it—well, it’s not funny! It’s great!"
"And me? Say, I tell you something. If any one say I ain't good American I tell you this: I stand by America like I was born here. I stand by her if she fight Germany just as if she fight France. I stand by her in war, and I do more than that. You listen! Now comes it they say the country's goin' to be dry and put me out of business. What you think of that, hey? So they will shut booze joints like that feller McCarron runs, and even a nice place like this. So you can't buy a glass beer or a schoppen Rhine wine. What you think? Mebbe it's all talk, mebbe not. But listen! This is my country, no matter what she does; I stand by her if she fights Germany to death; and by God, I stand by her if she goes dry! Could I say more? Prosit!"
"And me? Let me tell you something. If anyone says I’m not a good American, I’ll tell you this: I stand by America as if I was born here. I stand by her whether she fights Germany or fights France. I support her in war, and I do even more than that. Listen! Now they say the country's going to be dry and put me out of business. What do you think about that, huh? So they’ll shut down bars like that guy McCarron runs, and even nice places like this. So you won’t be able to buy a glass of beer or a glass of Rhine wine. What do you think? Maybe it’s all talk, maybe not. But listen! This is my country, no matter what she does; I stand by her if she fights Germany to the end; and by God, I stand by her if she goes dry! Could I say more? Cheers!"
CHAPTER XVI
The next day Wilbur Cowan sought Sharon Whipple with the news that he meant to do a bit of plain fighting overseas. He found the old man in the stable, in troubled controversy with a rebellious car. He sat stonily at the wheel and at intervals pressed a determined heel upon a self-starter that would whir but an impotent protest. He glared up at Wilbur as the latter came to rest beside the car.
The next day, Wilbur Cowan went to Sharon Whipple with the news that he planned to do some straightforward fighting overseas. He found the old man in the stable, struggling with a stubborn car. He sat stiffly at the wheel, periodically pressing down hard on a self-starter that would spin but only made a weak protest. He glared at Wilbur as he approached the car.
"Well, what now?" He spoke impatiently.
"Well, what's next?" he said, sounding frustrated.
"I'm going to enlist; I thought I would tell you."
"I'm going to join the military; I wanted to let you know."
Sharon pointed the heavy brows at him with a thumb and uttered a disparaging "Humph!" Then he appeared to forget the announcement, and pressed again on the self-starter, listening above its shrill song for the deeper rumble of the engine. This did not ensue, and he shifted his heel, turning a plaintive eye upon the young man.
Sharon raised her eyebrows at him and let out a dismissive "Humph!" Then he seemed to forget the announcement and pressed the self-starter again, straining to hear the deeper rumble of the engine over its piercing sound. That didn't happen, and he shifted his heel, looking at the young man with a frustrated expression.
"She don't seem to excite," he said. "I've tried and tried, and I can't excite her."
"She doesn't seem to get excited," he said. "I've tried and tried, and I can't get her excited."
It was an old, old story to Wilbur Cowan.
It was an ancient story to Wilbur Cowan.
"Press her again," he directed. Sharon pressed and the other raptly listened. "Ignition," he said.
"Press her again," he instructed. Sharon pressed, and the others listened intently. "Ignition," he said.
He lifted the hood on one side and with a pair of pliers manipulated what Sharon was never to know as anything but her gizzard, though the surgeon, as he delicately wrought, murmured something about platinum points.
He lifted the hood on one side and with a pair of pliers adjusted what Sharon would never know as anything but her gizzard, though the surgeon, as he carefully worked, murmured something about platinum points.
"Try her!" Sharon tried her.
"Give her a shot!" Sharon tried her.
"Now she excites!" he exploded, gleefully, as the hum of the motor took up the shrill whir of the self-starter. He stopped the thing and bent a reproachful gaze upon Wilbur.
"Now she's excited!" he shouted, happily, as the motor's hum turned into the sharp whir of the self-starter. He stopped it and gave Wilbur a disapproving look.
"Every one else leaving me—even that Elihu Titus. I never thought you would, after the way we've stood together in this town. I had a right to expect something better from you. I'd like to know how I'm goin' to get along without you. You show a lot of gratitude, I must say."
"Everyone else is leaving me—even Elihu Titus. I never thought you would, especially after how we've supported each other in this town. I had the right to expect better from you. I’d really like to know how I’m supposed to get by without you. You really show a lot of gratitude, I have to say."
"Well, I thought—"
"Well, I thought—"
"Oh, I knew you'd go—I expected that!"
"Oh, I knew you’d leave—I saw that coming!"
"Yes, sir," said Wilbur.
"Yes, sir," Wilbur said.
"You wouldn't been any good if you hadn't. Even that Elihu Titus went."
"You wouldn't have been any good if you hadn't. Even Elihu Titus went."
"Yes, sir," said Wilbur. He had been waiting to ask Sharon's opinion about the only troubling element in his decision. This seemed the moment. "You don't suppose—you don't think perhaps the war will be stopped or anything, just as I get over there?"
"Yes, sir," said Wilbur. He had been waiting to ask Sharon for her thoughts on the one thing that was bothering him about his decision. This seemed like the right time. "You don't think—maybe the war will end or something, just as I arrive there?"
Sharon laboured with a choice bit of sarcasm.
Sharon worked with a touch of sarcasm.
"No, I guess it'll take more'n you to stop it, even with that Elihu Titus going along. Of course, some spy may get the news to 'em that you've started, and they may say, 'Why keep up the struggle if this Cowan boy's goin' in against us?' But my guess is they'll brazen it out for a month or so longer. Of course they'll be scared stiff."
"No, I think it will take more than you to stop it, even with Elihu Titus on your side. Of course, some spy might inform them that you've started, and they might think, 'Why bother continuing the fight if this Cowan guy is coming at us?' But I bet they'll tough it out for another month or so. Of course, they'll be terrified."
Wilbur grinned at him, then spoke gravely.
Wilbur smiled at him, then said seriously.
"You know what I mean—Merle. He says the plain people will never allow this war to go on, because they've been tricked into it by Wall Street or something. I read it in his magazine. They're working against the war night and day, he says. Well, all I mean, I'd hate to go over there and be seasick and everything and then find they had stopped it."
"You know what I mean—Merle. He says the regular folks will never let this war continue because they’ve been fooled into it by Wall Street or something. I read it in his magazine. They’re working against the war all the time, he says. Well, all I mean is, I’d hate to go over there and be seasick and everything, only to find out they had called it off."
Intently, grimly, Sharon climbed from his car. His short, fat leg went back and he accurately kicked an empty sprinkling can across the floor. It was a satisfying object to kick; it made a good noise and came to a clattering rest on its dented side. It was so satisfying that with another kick he sent the can bounding through an open door.
Intensely and seriously, Sharon got out of his car. He pulled his short, stocky leg back and accurately kicked an empty watering can across the ground. It was a satisfying thing to kick; it made a nice sound and came to a noisy stop on its dented side. It was so satisfying that with another kick he sent the can bouncing through an open door.
"Gave it the second barrel, didn't you?" said Wilbur. Sharon grinned now.
"Gave it the second barrel, didn't you?" Wilbur asked. Sharon grinned now.
"Just a letter to your brother," he explained. Then he became profanely impassioned. "Fudge! Fudge and double fudge! Scissors and white aprons! Prunes and apricots! No! That war won't be stopped by any magazine! Go on—fight your fool head off! Don't let any magazine keep you back!"
"Just a letter to your brother," he explained. Then he became intensely frustrated. "Forget it! Forget it and forget it again! Scissors and white aprons! Prunes and apricots! No! That war won't be stopped by any magazine! Go on—fight your silly head off! Don't let any magazine hold you back!"
"Yes, sir," said Wilbur.
"Yes, sir," Wilbur replied.
"They can't stop the war, because there are too many boys like you all over this land. Trick or no trick, that's what they're up against. You'll all fight—while they're writing their magazines. Your reactions are different. That's a word I got from the dirty thing—and from that brother of yours. He gets a lot of use out of that word—always talking about his reactions. Just yesterday I said to him: 'Take care of your actions and your reactions will take care of themselves.' He don't cotton to me. I guess I never buttered him up with praise any too much. His languageousness gets on me. He's got Gideon and Harvey D. on a hot griddle, too, though they ain't lettin' on. Here the Whipples have always gone to war for their country—Revolutionary War and 1812, Mexican War, Civil War, Spanish-American—Harvey D. was in that. Didn't do much fighting, but he was belligerent enough. And now this son of his sets back and talks about his reactions! What I say—he's a Whipple in name only."
"They can’t stop the war because there are too many guys like you all over this country. Trick or no trick, that’s what they’re up against. You’ll all fight while they’re writing their magazines. Your reactions are different. That’s a word I picked up from that dirty thing—and from your brother. He makes a lot of use of that word—always talking about his reactions. Just yesterday, I told him: 'Take care of your actions and your reactions will take care of themselves.' He doesn’t like me much. I guess I never really gave him compliments. His fancy talk annoys me. He’s got Gideon and Harvey D. under pressure too, although they’re pretending not to be. The Whipples have always gone to war for their country—Revolutionary War, War of 1812, Mexican War, Civil War, Spanish-American—Harvey D. was in that. He didn’t do much fighting, but he was aggressive enough. And now his son just sits back and talks about his reactions! What I say is—he’s a Whipple in name only."
"He's educated," protested Wilbur, quick to defend this brother, even should he cheat him out of the good plain fighting he meant to do.
"He's educated," Wilbur protested, quickly defending his brother, even if it meant losing out on the straightforward fight he intended to have.
"Educated!" Sharon imitated a porpoise without knowing it. "Educated out of books! All any of that rabble rout of his knows is what they read secondhand. They don't know people. Don't know capitalists. Don't even know these wage slaves they write about. That's why they can't stop the war. They may be educated, but you're enlightened. They know more books, but you know more life in a minute than they'll ever know—you got a better idea of the what-for in this world. Let 'em write! You fight! If it rests on that hairy bunch to stop the war you'll get a bellyful of fighting. They're just a noisy fringe of buzzers round the real folks of this country."
"Educated!" Sharon mimicked a porpoise without realizing it. "Educated from books! All that crowd knows is what they've read secondhand. They don’t understand people. They don’t understand capitalists. They don’t even know the wage workers they write about. That's why they can't end the war. They may be educated, but you're enlightened. They know more books, but you have more life experience in a minute than they'll ever have—you have a better grasp of the reality in this world. Let them write! You fight! If it’s up to that noisy bunch to stop the war, you’ll end up fighting a lot. They're just a loud fringe of buzzers around the real people in this country."
"Yes, sir," said Wilbur. "I thought I'd ask."
"Sure thing," said Wilbur. "I just wanted to ask."
"Well, now you know. Shove off!"
"Well, now you know. Get lost!"
"Yes, sir." Sharon's tone changed to petulance.
"Yeah, sure." Sharon's tone shifted to annoyance.
"That's right, and leave me here to farm twenty-five hundred acres all by myself, just when I was going to put in tractors. That's the kind you are—just a fool country-town boy, with a head full of grand notions. Well, somebody's got to raise food for the world. She's goin' short pretty soon or I miss my guess. Somebody's got to raise bread and meat. All right, leave me here to do the dirty work while you flourish round over there seein' the world and havin' a good time. I'm sick of the sight of you and your airs. Get out!"
"That's right, just leave me here to manage twenty-five hundred acres all by myself, right when I was about to get tractors. That's just typical of you—you're just a clueless small-town kid with a head full of big ideas. Well, someone has to grow food for the world. It’s going to run short pretty soon if I'm right. Someone needs to produce bread and meat. Fine, leave me here to handle the hard work while you go off and explore the world and have fun. I'm tired of seeing you and your pretentiousness. Just go!"
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir."
"When you leaving?"
"When are you leaving?"
"To-morrow night—six-fifty-eight."
"Tomorrow night—six fifty-eight."
"Sooner the better!"
"ASAP!"
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir."
Sharon turned back to the car, grumbling incoherent phrases. He affected to busy himself with the mechanism that had just been readjusted, looking at it wisely, thumbing a valve, though with a care to leave things precisely as they were.
Sharon turned back to the car, mumbling unclear phrases. He pretended to focus on the mechanism that had just been adjusted, inspecting it knowingly, fiddling with a valve, but making sure to keep everything exactly as it was.
That afternoon as Sharon made an absorbed progress along River Street he jostled Winona Penniman, who with even a surpassing absorption had been staring into the window of one of those smart shops marking Newbern's later growth. Whereas boots and shoes had been purchased from an establishment advertising simple Boots and Shoes, they were now sought by people of the right sort from this new shop which was labelled the Élite Bootery.
That afternoon, as Sharon walked attentively down River Street, he bumped into Winona Penniman, who had been deeply focused on the window of one of those trendy shops that marked Newbern's recent development. While boots and shoes used to be bought from a place simply called Boots and Shoes, people of the right class were now looking to buy from this new store labeled the Élite Bootery.
Winona had halted with assumed carelessness before its attractively dressed window displaying a colourful array of satin dancing slippers with high heels and bejewelled toes. Winona's assumption of carelessness had been meant to deceive passers-by into believing that she looked upon these gauds with a censorious eye, and not as one meaning flagrantly to purchase of them. Her actual dire intention was nothing to flaunt in the public gaze. Nor did she mean to voice her wishes before a shopful of people who might consider them ambiguous.
Winona stopped with a feigned nonchalance in front of the stylish window displaying a vibrant selection of satin dancing shoes with high heels and sparkling toes. Her act of indifference was meant to trick onlookers into thinking she viewed these objects with disdain, rather than as someone who intended to buy them outright. Her true, desperate desire was not something she wanted to show off in public. She also didn’t want to express her wishes in front of a store full of people who might find them questionable.
Four times she had passed the door of the shop, waiting for a dull moment in its traffic. Now but two women were left, and they seemed to be waiting only for change. Her resolution did not falter; she was merely practising a trained discretion. She was going to buy a pair of satin dancing slippers though the whole world should look upon her as lost. Too long, she felt, had she dwelt among the untrodden ways. As she had confided to her journal, the placid serenity of her life had become a sea of mad unrest. Old moorings had been wrenched loose; she floated with strange tides. And Wilbur Cowan, who was going to war, had invited her to be present that evening at the opening of Newbern's new and gorgeous restaurant, where the diners, between courses and until late after dinner, would dance to the strains of exotic and jerky music, precisely as they did in the awful city.
Four times she had walked past the shop door, waiting for a slow moment in the traffic. Now only two women were left, and they seemed to be just waiting for change. Her determination didn’t waver; she was simply exercising her practiced discretion. She was going to buy a pair of satin dancing shoes even if the whole world saw her as lost. She felt she had lingered too long among untread paths. As she had written in her journal, the calm routine of her life had turned into a sea of chaotic unrest. Old anchors had been pulled up; she drifted with strange currents. And Wilbur Cowan, who was heading off to war, had invited her to join him that evening at the opening of Newbern's new and stunning restaurant, where the guests, between courses and late into the night, would dance to the sounds of exotic and jerky music, just like they did in that terrible city.
Winona had not even debated a refusal. The boy should be gratified. Nor did she try to convince herself that her motive was wholly altruistic. She had suddenly wished to mingle in what she was persuaded would be a scene of mad revelry. She had definitely abandoned the untrodden ways. She thought that reading about war might have unsettled her ideals. Anyway, they were unsettled. She was going to this place of the gay night life—and she was going right!
Winona hadn’t even considered saying no. The boy should be happy. She also didn’t try to fool herself into thinking her reason was completely selfless. She suddenly wanted to be part of what she believed would be a wild party scene. She had definitely left her safe zones behind. She thought that reading about war might have shaken her beliefs. Either way, they were shaken. She was heading to this place known for its lively nightlife—and she was going all in!
It was while she still waited, perturbed but outwardly cool, that the absorbed Sharon Whipple brushed her shoulder. She wondered if her secret purpose had been divined. But Sharon apparently was engrossed by other matters than the descent into frivolity of one who had long been austere.
It was while she still waited, feeling anxious but looking calm, that the focused Sharon Whipple brushed past her shoulder. She wondered if her hidden agenda had been discovered. But Sharon seemed totally caught up in things that were more important than the triviality of someone who had always been serious.
"Well," he said, beaming on her, "our boy is going over."
"Well," he said, smiling at her, "our son is going over."
Winona was relieved.
Winona felt relieved.
"Yes, he's off, but he'll come back safe."
"Yeah, he's gone, but he'll come back okay."
"Oh, I know that! Nothing could hurt him, but I'll miss the skeesicks." He ruminated, then said pridefully: "That boy is what my son would have been if I'd had one. You can't tell me any son of my get and raising would have talked about his reactions when this time come!"
"Oh, I know that! Nothing could hurt him, but I'll miss the skeesicks." He thought for a moment, then said proudly: "That boy is what my son would have been if I had one. You can't convince me any son of mine would have talked about his feelings when the time came!"
Winona winced ever so slightly at this way of putting it, but smiled valiantly.
Winona flinched just a bit at this phrasing, but smiled bravely.
"Publishing magazines full of slander about George Washington, and this new kind of stubby-ended poetry!"
"Putting out magazines filled with lies about George Washington, and this new style of short, awkward poetry!"
"It is very different from Tennyson," said Winona.
"It’s really different from Tennyson," Winona said.
"The other one's a man," went on Sharon. "You remember when you was worried because he wouldn't settle down to anything? Well, you watch him from now on! He hasn't got the book knowledge, but he's got a fine outdoors education, and that's the kind we need most. Don't you see that fine look in his eye—afraid of nothing, knowing how to do most anything? His is the kind makes us a great country—outdoor boys from the little towns and farms. They're the real folks. I'm awful proud of him, though I ain't wanting that to get out on me. I been watching him since he was in short pants. He's dependable—knows how. Say, I'm glad he took to the outdoors and didn't want to dress up every day and be a clerk in a store or a bank or some place like that. Wasn't it good?"
"The other one's a man," Sharon continued. "You remember when you were worried because he wouldn’t settle down to anything? Well, keep an eye on him from now on! He might not have the book knowledge, but he has a great education from being outdoors, and that’s what we really need. Can’t you see that confident look in his eye—fearless and knowing how to do just about anything? Guys like him make our country great—outdoor boys from small towns and farms. They’re the real deal. I’m really proud of him, even though I don’t want that to get around. I’ve been watching him since he was a kid. He’s reliable—he knows what to do. I’m glad he chose the outdoors instead of dressing up every day to be a clerk in a store or a bank or somewhere like that. Wasn’t that great?"
"Wasn't it?" said Winona, bravely.
"Wasn't it?" Winona said, bravely.
"We need this kind in war, and we'll need it even more when the war is over—when he comes back."
"We need this kind in war, and we'll need it even more when the war is over—when he comes back."
"When he comes back," echoed Winona. And then with an irrelevance she could not control: "I'm going to a dance with him to-night." Her own eyes were dancing strangely as she declared it.
"When he comes back," Winona echoed. Then, with an uncontrollable aside, she added, "I'm going to a dance with him tonight." Her own eyes were dancing oddly as she said it.
"Good thing!" said Sharon. He looked her over shrewdly. "Seems to me you're looking younger than you ought to," he said.
"That's great!" said Sharon. He examined her closely. "It looks to me like you’re looking younger than you should," he said.
Winona pouted consciously for the first time in her hitherto honest life.
Winona consciously pouted for the first time in her previously honest life.
"You're looking almighty girlish," added Sharon with almost a leer, and Winona suffered a fearful apprehension that her ribs were menaced by his alert thumb. She positively could not be nudged in public. She must draw the line somewhere, even if she had led him on by pouting. She stepped quickly to the door of the Elite Bootery.
"You're looking super girly," Sharon added with a bit of a smirk, and Winona felt a deep worry that her ribs were at risk from his quick thumb. She absolutely couldn't be nudged in public. She had to set some boundaries, even if she'd been a bit flirty by pouting. She quickly moved to the door of the Elite Bootery.
"He'll come back all right," said Sharon. "Say, did I ever tell you how he got me to shootin' a good round of golf? I tried it first with the wooden bludgeons, and couldn't ever make the little round lawns under seven or eight—parties snickering their fool heads off at me. So I says I can never make the bludgeons hit right. I don't seem to do more'n harass the ball into 'em, so he says try an iron all the way. So I tried the iron utensils, and now I get on the lawn every time in good shape, I can tell you. Parties soon begun to snicker sour all at once, I want you to know. It ain't anything for me to make that course in ninety-eight or"—Sharon's conscience called aloud—"or a hundred and ten or fifteen or thereabouts, in round numbers."
"He'll be back, don't worry," Sharon said. "Hey, did I ever tell you how he got me to play a decent round of golf? I started with the wooden clubs, and I could never get the ball on the green in less than seven or eight strokes—people laughing their heads off at me. So I said I just can't seem to hit the clubs right. I feel like I'm just pushing the ball around, so he suggested I try using an iron club instead. I gave the iron clubs a shot, and now I can get on the green every time, let me tell you. Soon, people started to stop laughing, just so you know. It’s not unusual for me to finish that course in ninety-eight or"—Sharon’s conscience chimed in—"or a hundred and ten or fifteen or thereabouts, you know, roughly speaking."
"I'm so glad," said Winona.
"I'm so glad," Winona said.
"I give him all the credit. And"—he turned after starting on—"he'll come back—he'll come back to us!"
"I give him all the credit. And"—he turned after starting on—"he'll come back—he'll come back to us!"
Winona drew a fortifying breath and plunged into the Elite Bootery. She was perhaps more tight-lipped than usual, but to the not-too-acute observer this would have betokened mere businesslike determination instead of the panic it was. She walked grimly to a long bench, seated herself, and placed her right foot firmly upon a pedestal, full in the gaze of a clerk who was far too young, she instantly perceived, for negotiations of this delicacy.
Winona took a deep breath and stepped into the Elite Bootery. She was maybe more reserved than usual, but to anyone not paying close attention, it would have seemed like she was just focused and determined instead of panicked. She walked resolutely to a long bench, sat down, and placed her right foot firmly on a pedestal, fully in the view of a clerk who, she immediately realized, was way too young for negotiations of this nature.
"I wish to purchase," she began through slightly relaxed lips, "a pair of satin dancing slippers like those in your window—high-heeled, one strap, and possibly with those jewelled buckles." She here paused for another breath. then continued tremendously: "Something in a shade to go with—with these!"
"I'd like to buy," she started with a slight smile, "a pair of satin dancing shoes like the ones in your window—high-heeled, with one strap, and maybe with those jeweled buckles." She paused for another breath and then continued excitedly: "Something in a color that matches—these!"
With dainty brazenness the small hand at her knee obeyed an amazing command from her disordered brain and raised the neat brown skirt of Winona a full two inches, to reveal a slim ankle between which and an ogling world there gleamed but the thinnest veneer of tan silk.
With delicate audacity, the little hand at her knee followed an astonishing order from her chaotic mind and lifted Winona's neat brown skirt by a full two inches, exposing a slender ankle that was separated from the staring world by only a sheer layer of tan silk.
Winona waited breathless. She had tortured herself with the possible consequences of this adventure. She had even conceived a clerk of forbidding aspect who would now austerely reply: "Woman, how dare you come in here and talk that way? You who have never worn anything but black cotton stockings, or lisle at the worst, and whose most daring footwear has been a neat Oxford tie with low heels, such as respectable women wear? Full well you know that a love for the sort of finery you now describe—and reveal—is why girls go wrong. And yet you come shamelessly in here—no, it is too much! You forget yourself! Leave the place at once!"
Winona waited, breathless. She had tortured herself with the possible consequences of this adventure. She had even imagined a clerk with a stern look who would now reply, "Woman, how dare you come in here and talk like that? You who have only ever worn black cotton stockings or at best, lisle, and whose most daring shoes have been a neat Oxford tie with low heels, just like respectable women wear? You know very well that a love for the kind of fancy things you’re describing—and showing— is why girls go wrong. And yet you come in here shamelessly—no, this is too much! You’ve lost your mind! Leave this place right now!"
Sometimes this improvisation had concluded with a homily in kinder words, in which she would be entreated to go forth and try to be a better woman. And sometimes, but not often, she had decided that a shoe clerk, no matter his age, would take her request as a mere incident in the day's trade. Other women wore such things, and perforce must buy them in a public manner. She had steeled her nerve to the ordeal, and now she flushed with a fine new confidence, for the clerk merely said, "Certainly, madam"—in the later shops of Newbern they briefly called you madam—and with a kind of weary, professional politeness fell to the work of equipping her. A joyous relief succeeded her panic. She not only declared a moment later that her instep was far too high, but fitted at last in a slipper of suitable shade she raised her skirt again as she posed before a mirror that reached the floor. Winona was coming on. Had come!
Sometimes this improvisation ended with a gentle speech, where she would be urged to go out and try to be a better woman. And sometimes, though not often, she figured that a shoe clerk, regardless of his age, would see her request as just another part of the day's business. Other women bought such things openly, so she had steeled herself for the challenge, and now she felt a new sense of confidence as the clerk simply said, "Certainly, ma'am"—in the newer shops of Newbern, they casually called you ma'am—and with a kind of tired, professional politeness, he began to help her. A wave of relief washed over her panic. A moment later, she confidently stated that her instep was way too high, but after finally finding a slipper in the right color, she lifted her skirt again as she posed in front of a mirror that reached the floor. Winona was on her way. She had arrived!
Late that afternoon, while a last bit of chiffon was being tacked to a dancing frock which her mother had been told to make as fancy as she pleased, Winona hastily scribbled in her journal: "Am I of a gay disposition? Too gay, too volatile? No matter! It is an agreeable defect where one retains discretion sufficient for its regulation. This very night I am one of a party avowedly formed for pleasure, something my reflective mind would once have viewed with disapprobation. But again no matter. Perhaps I have been too analytical, too introspective. Perhaps the war has confused my sense of spiritual values. War is such a mistake!"
Late that afternoon, while her mom was adding the final touches to a fancy dress she had been asked to make however she liked, Winona quickly wrote in her journal: “Am I too carefree? Too lively, too changeable? Whatever! It’s a somewhat pleasant flaw as long as I can keep it in check. Tonight, I’m part of a group specifically formed for fun, something I would have disapproved of before. But whatever. Maybe I’ve been overthinking things, too deep in my own head. Maybe the war has messed with my sense of what really matters. War is such a huge mistake!”
It was a flushed and sparkling Winona who later fluttered down the dull old stairs of the respectable Penniman home at the call of the waiting Wilbur Cowan. Her dark hair was still plainly, though rather effectively, drawn about her small head—she had definitely rebuffed the suggestion of her mother that it be marcelled—but her wisp of a frock of bronze gossamer was revolutionary in the extreme. Mrs. Penniman had at last been fancy in her dressmaking for her child, and now stood by to exclaim at her handiwork. Winona, with surprising aplomb, bore the scrutiny of the family while she pulled long white gloves along her bare arms. A feathered fan dangled from one of them.
It was a flushed and sparkling Winona who later floated down the dull old stairs of the respectable Penniman home at the beckon of the waiting Wilbur Cowan. Her dark hair was still simply, yet effectively, styled around her small head—she had firmly rejected her mother's suggestion to have it marcelled—but her wispy bronze dress was extremely revolutionary. Mrs. Penniman had finally put effort into fancy dressmaking for her daughter and now stood by, ready to exclaim over her masterpiece. Winona, with surprising aplomb, handled the family's scrutiny while she slid long white gloves up her bare arms. A feathered fan hung from one of them.
"Now, I guess you believe me," said Mrs. Penniman. "Haven't I always said what a few little touches would do for you?" Proudly she adjusted a filmy flounce to a better line. "And such lovely, lovely slippers!"
"Now, I guess you believe me," said Mrs. Penniman. "Haven't I always said what a few little touches could do for you?" She proudly adjusted a delicate ruffle to improve its shape. "And such beautiful, beautiful slippers!"
The slippers were indeed to be observed by one and all. The short dancing frock was in that year.
The slippers were definitely meant to be seen by everyone. The short dancing dress was popular that year.
Wilbur Cowan was appreciative.
Wilbur Cowan was grateful.
"Some kid!" he cried; "an eyeful!"
"Some kid!" he shouted; "what a sight!"
Winona pouted for the second time that day, instead of rebuking him for these low phrases of the street. Only Judge Penniman caviled.
Winona pouted for the second time that day instead of scolding him for these crass terms from the street. Only Judge Penniman criticized.
"Well, I'd like to know what we're coming to," he grumbled. "The idee of a mere chit like her goin' out to a place that's no better than a saloon, even if you do guzzle your drinks at a table—and in a dug-out dress!"
"Well, I’d like to know what’s happening," he grumbled. "The idea of a young girl like her going out to a place that’s not any better than a bar, even if you do drink at a table—and in a low-cut dress!"
Winona, instead of feeling rebuked, was gratified to be called a mere chit. She pouted at the invalid.
Winona, instead of feeling scolded, was pleased to be called a mere chit. She pouted at the invalid.
"Poor father!" she loftily murmured, and stood while her mother threw the evening cloak about her acceptable shoulders.
"Poor dad!" she said with a hint of arrogance, as she stood there while her mom draped the evening cloak over her shoulders.
It was true that at the La Bohême alcoholic stimulant would be served to those who desired it, but this was not compulsory, and the place was in no sense a common saloon. Her father was old-fashioned, as he had shown himself to be about the lawless new dance steps that Wilbur had been teaching her. He had declared that if people performed such antics in public without music they'd mighty soon find themselves in the lockup, and Winona had not even shuddered. Now, as he continued to grumble at this degeneracy, she gracefully tapped his arm with her fan. She had read of this device being effectively employed by certain conquerors of men, and coolly she tried it upon her father. She performed the trifle gracefully, and it seemed of value audacious and yet nothing to be misunderstood by a really clean-minded man. She tapped the judge again as they left, with a minor variation of the technic. The judge little knew that he but served as a dummy at target practice.
It was true that at La Bohême, alcoholic drinks were available for those who wanted them, but they weren’t mandatory, and the place was definitely not a regular bar. Her father was old-fashioned, as he had shown regarding the crazy new dance moves Wilbur had been teaching her. He had insisted that if people showed off such antics in public without music, they'd soon find themselves in jail, and Winona hadn’t even flinched. Now, as he continued to complain about this decline in standards, she playfully tapped his arm with her fan. She had read about how this tactic was effectively used by certain charmers, and with confidence, she tried it on her father. She executed the simple gesture gracefully, and it seemed both bold and yet harmless to a truly decent-minded man. She tapped the judge again as they left, with a slight variation of the technique. The judge had no idea he was just a target in her practice session.
The car in which Wilbur conveyed his guest to the scene of revelry was not of an elegance commensurate with Winona's. It was a mongrel of many makes, small, battered, and of a complaining habit. He had acquired it as a gift from one who considered that he bestowed trash, and had transformed it into a thing of noisy life, knowing, as a mother knows of her infant, what each of its squeaks and rattles implied. It was distressing, in truth, to look upon, but it went. Indeed, the proud owner had won a race with it from a too-outspoken critic who drove a much superior car. It was Wilbur Cowan who first in Newbern discovered that you could speed up a car by dropping a few moth balls into the gasoline tank. He called his car the Can, but, unreasonably, was not too cordial to others using the name.
The car Wilbur used to take his guest to the party was nowhere near as nice as Winona's. It was a mix of different brands, small, beat-up, and made an annoying noise. He got it as a gift from someone who thought they were giving him junk, and he turned it into a noisy but lively thing, knowing its every squeak and rattle like a mother knows her baby. It was honestly pretty ugly to look at, but it ran. In fact, the proud owner even won a race with it against a loud critic who had a much better car. Wilbur Cowan was the first in Newbern to figure out that you could make a car go faster by tossing a few mothballs into the gas tank. He called his car the Can, but for some reason, he wasn't too friendly towards others who used the name.
The Can bore the pair to a fretful halt under the newest electric lights on River Street. "The La Bohême" read the dazzling sign. And Winona passed into her new life. She was feeling strangely young as she relinquished her cloak to a uniformed maid. She stood amid exotic splendour, and was no longer herself but some regal creature in the Sunday supplement of a great city paper. She had always wanted to be a girl, but had not known how—and now at thirty-five how easy it seemed! She preceded Wilbur to a table for two, impressive with crystal and damask, and was seated by an obsequious foreigner who brought to the act a manner that had never before in Newbern distinguished this service—when it had been performed at all.
The car came to a jarring stop under the new electric lights on River Street. "The La Bohême" was the glowing sign that welcomed her. And Winona stepped into her new life. She felt oddly youthful as she handed her coat to a uniformed maid. Surrounded by exotic luxury, she transformed into a regal figure, like something out of the Sunday section of a major city newspaper. She had always wanted to feel like a girl but didn’t know how—and now, at thirty-five, it felt effortless! She led Wilbur to a table for two, dressed with crystal and damask, and an attentive foreign waiter seated her with a level of service that had never been seen in Newbern—if it had ever existed at all.
Other tables about them were already filled with Newbern's elect, thrilled as was Winona, concealing it as ably as she, with the town's new distinction. Hardly had food been ordered when a hidden orchestra blared and the oblong polished space of which their own table formed part of the border was thronged with dancing couples. Winona glowingly surrendered to the evil spell. Wilbur merely looked an invitation and she was dancing as one who had always danced. She tapped him with her fan as he led her back to the table where their first course had arrived. She trifled daintily with strange food, composing a sentence for her journal: "The whole scene was of a gayety hitherto unparalleled in the annals of our little town."
Other tables around them were already filled with Newbern's elite, just as excited as Winona, who was hiding her own thrill just as skillfully, thanks to the town's new reputation. Hardly had they ordered food when a hidden orchestra erupted into music, and the polished area where their table was located became packed with couples dancing. Winona eagerly gave in to the enchanting atmosphere. Wilbur simply looked at her with an invitation, and she danced as if she had always known how. She playfully tapped him with her fan as he led her back to the table where their first course had arrived. She lightly sampled unfamiliar food, crafting a line for her journal: "The whole scene was a joyfulness unlike anything else in the history of our small town."
There was more food, interspersed with more dancing. Later Winona, after many sidewise perkings of her brown head, discovered Merle and Patricia Whipple at a neighbouring table. She nodded and smiled effusively to them. Patricia returned her greeting gayly; Merle removed a shining cigarette holder of remarkable length and bowed, but did not smile. He seemed to be aloof and gloomy.
There was more food, mixed in with more dancing. Later, Winona, after many sideways tilts of her brown head, spotted Merle and Patricia Whipple at a nearby table. She nodded and smiled warmly at them. Patricia cheerfully returned her greeting; Merle pulled out a long, shiny cigarette holder and bowed, but didn’t smile. He appeared distant and serious.
"He's got a lot on his mind," said Wilbur, studying his brother respectfully.
"He's got a lot going on in his head," said Wilbur, looking at his brother with respect.
Merle's plenteous hair, like his cigarette holder, was longer than is commonly worn by his sex, and marked by a certain not infelicitous disorder. He had trouble with a luxuriant lock of it that persistently fell across his pale brow. With a weary, world-worn gesture he absently brushed this back into place from moment to moment. His thick eyeglasses were suspended by a narrow ribbon of black satin. His collar was low and his loosely tied cravat was flowing of line.
Merle's abundant hair, like his cigarette holder, was longer than what's usually worn by guys, and had a certain charming messiness to it. He struggled with a thick strand that kept falling over his pale forehead. With a tired, world-weary gesture, he absentmindedly pushed it back into place every now and then. His thick glasses were held up by a thin ribbon of black satin. His collar was low, and his loosely tied cravat had a flowing style.
"Out of condition," said Wilbur, expertly. "Looks pasty."
"Looks out of shape," Wilbur said, skillfully. "Looks pale."
"But very, very distinguished," supplemented Winona.
"But very, very distinguished," added Winona.
Patricia Whipple now came to their table with something like a dance step, though the music was stilled. She had been away from Newbern for two years.
Patricia Whipple approached their table as if she were dancing, even though the music was quiet. She had been gone from Newbern for two years.
"Europe and Washington," she hurriedly explained as Wilbur
held a chair for her, "and glad to get back—but I'm off
again. Nurse! Begin the course next week in New
York—learning
how to soothe the bed of pain.
I know I'm a
rattlepate, but that's what I'm going to do. All of us mad about
the war."
"Europe and Washington," she quickly explained while Wilbur held a chair for her, "and I'm happy to be back—but I'm leaving again. Nurse! The course starts next week in New York—learning
how to comfort people who are hurting. I know I’m a
bit scatterbrained, but that’s what I’m going to do. We're all so caught up in the war."
Wilbur studied her as he had studied Merle. She was in better condition, he thought. She came only to his shoulder as he stood to seat her, but she was no longer bony. Her bones were neatly submerged. Her hair was still rusty, the stain being deeper than he remembered, and the freckles were but piquant memories. Here and there one shone faintly, like the few faint stars showing widely apart through cloud crevices on a murky night. Her nose, though no longer precisely trivial, would never be the Whipple nose. Its lines were now irrevocably set in a design far less noble. Her gown was shining, of an elusive shade that made Wilbur think of ripe fruits—chiefly apricots, he decided. She was unquestionably what she had confessed herself to be—a rattlepate. She rattled now, with a little waiting, half-tremulous smile to mark her pauses, as if she knew people would weigh and find her wanting, but hoped for judgments tempered with mercy.
Wilbur studied her like he had studied Merle. She looked better now, he thought. She only reached his shoulder when he stood to help her sit, but she wasn't bony anymore. Her bones were nicely hidden beneath her skin. Her hair was still rusty, with a deeper color than he remembered, and the freckles were just lingering memories. Here and there, one shone faintly, like the few distant stars peeking through the clouds on a gloomy night. Her nose, though no longer insignificant, would never have the Whipple look. Its shape was now permanently set in a design much less noble. Her dress was shiny, in a subtle shade that made Wilbur think of ripe fruits—mostly apricots, he decided. She was definitely what she had admitted to being—a scatterbrain. She babbled now, with a little waiting, half-tremulous smile marking her pauses, as if she knew people would judge her and find her lacking, but hoped for judgments softened with kindness.
"Mad about the war? I should think so! Grandpa Gideon mad, and Harvey D.—that dear thing's going to do something at Washington for a dollar a year. You'd think it was the only honest money he'd ever earned if you heard Merle talk about bankers sucking the life blood of the people. Juliana taking charge of something and Mother Ella mad about knitting—always tangled in yarn. She'll be found strangled in her own work some day. And Uncle Sharon mad about the war, and fifty times madder about Merle.
"Mad about the war? You bet! Grandpa Gideon is furious, and Harvey D.—that sweet guy is planning to do something in Washington for a dollar a year. You’d think it’s the only honest money he’s ever made if you listened to Merle talk about how bankers drain the life out of people. Juliana is taking charge of something and Mother Ella is upset about knitting—always getting tangled in yarn. Someday, they'll find her strangled in her own work. And Uncle Sharon is upset about the war, and even more worked up about Merle."
"D'you see Merle's picture in that New York paper yesterday?—all hair and eyeglasses, and leaning one temple on the two first fingers of the right hand—and guess what it said—'Young millionaire socialist who denounces country's entrance into war!' Watch him—he's trying to look like the picture now! Uncle Sharon read the 'millionaire socialist,' and barked like a mad dog. He says: 'Yes, he'd be a millionaire socialist if he was going to be any kind, and if he was going to be a burglar he'd have to be one of these dress-suit burglars you always read about.'
"Did you see Merle's picture in that New York paper yesterday?—all hair and glasses, leaning one temple on the first two fingers of his right hand—and guess what it said—'Young millionaire socialist who condemns the country's entry into war!' Watch him—he's trying to look like the picture now! Uncle Sharon read the 'millionaire socialist' and went off like a mad dog. He says: 'Yeah, he'd be a millionaire socialist if he was going to be anything at all, and if he was going to be a burglar, he'd have to be one of those fancy-dress burglars you always read about.'"
"Of course he's awfully severe on Merle for not going to fight, but how could he with his bad eyes? He couldn't see to shoot at people, poor thing; and besides, he's too clever to be wasted like a common soldier. He starts people to thinking—worth-while people. He says so himself. Mixed up with all sorts of clever things with the most wonderful names—garment workers and poet radicals and vorticists and new-arters and everything like that, who are working to lift us up so nobody will own anything and everybody can have what he wants. Of course I don't understand everything they say, but it sounds good, so sympathetic, don't you think?"
"Of course, he’s really hard on Merle for not going to fight, but how could he with his bad eyesight? He couldn’t see to shoot at people, poor guy; and besides, he’s too smart to be wasted as just a common soldier. He inspires people to think—important people. He says so himself. He's involved with all sorts of clever ideas with the most amazing names—garment workers and poet radicals and vorticists and new-arters and all that, who are trying to lift us up so nobody has to own anything and everyone can have what they want. Of course, I don’t understand everything they say, but it sounds good, so compassionate, don’t you think?"
She had paused often with the little smile that implored pity for her rattlepatedness. Now it prolonged itself as the orchestra became wildly alive.
She often paused with a small smile that begged for sympathy for her scatterbrained nature. Now it lingered as the orchestra came to life in a wild way.
Winona had but half listened to Patricia's chatter. She had been staring instead at the girl's hair—staring and wondering lawlessly. She had seen advertisements. Might her own hair be like that—"like tarnished gold," she put it? Of course you had to keep putting the stuff on at the roots as it grew out. But would her colour blend with that shade? Patricia's skin had the warm fairness of new milk, but Winona was dusky. Perhaps a deeper tint of auburn——
Winona had only half-listened to Patricia's chatter. She had been staring instead at the girl’s hair—staring and thinking wildly. She had seen advertisements. Could her own hair look like that—“like tarnished gold,” as she described it? Of course, you had to keep applying the stuff at the roots as it grew out. But would her color match that shade? Patricia’s skin had the warm fairness of fresh milk, but Winona was darker. Maybe a deeper shade of auburn—
She was recalled from this perilous musing by Rapp, Senior, who came pressing his handkerchief to a brow damp from the last dance. He bowed to Winona.
She was brought back from this risky thought by Rapp, Senior, who was pressing his handkerchief to a forehead sweaty from the last dance. He bowed to Winona.
"May I have this pleasure?" he said. Winona rose like a woman of the world.
"May I have this pleasure?" he said. Winona stood up confidently, like a true socialite.
"We're on the map at last," said Rapp, Senior, referring to Newbern's newest big-town feature.
"We're finally on the map," said Rapp, Senior, referring to Newbern's latest big-town attraction.
"I know I'm on the map at last," said Winona, coyly, and tapped the arm of Rapp, Senior, with her feathered trifle of a fan.
"I know I'm finally on the map," Winona said playfully, tapping Rapp, Senior's arm with her feathery little fan.
"Dance?" said Wilbur to Patricia.
“Dance?” Wilbur asked Patricia.
"Thanks a heap! Merle won't. He says how can he dance when thinking of free Russia? But did you see those stunning Russian dancers? It doesn't keep them from dancing, does it? Poor old Merle is balmy—mice in his wainscoting."
"Thanks a lot! Merle won't. He says, how can he dance when he's thinking about free Russia? But did you see those amazing Russian dancers? That doesn't stop them from dancing, does it? Poor old Merle is a bit off—he's got mice in his walls."
They danced, and Patricia was still the rattlepate.
They danced, and Patricia was still the scatterbrain.
"You're going over, Uncle Sharon told us. Merle says you're a victim of mob reaction—what does that mean? No matter. Pretty soon he said you'd be only a private. Grandpa Gideon looked as if he had bitten into a lemon. He says, 'I believe privates form a very important arm of the service'—just like that. He's not so keen on Merle, but he won't admit it. With him it's once a Whipple always a Whipple! When he saw Merle's picture, leaning the beautiful head on the two long fingers and the hair kind of scrambly, he just said, 'Ah, you young scamp of a socialist!' as if he were saying, 'Oh, fie on you!' Merle can talk the whole bunch down when he gets to shooting on all six—sounds good, but I've no doubt it's just wise twaddle.
"You're going to get in trouble," Uncle Sharon told us. Merle says you’re a victim of mob mentality—what does that even mean? No matter. Pretty soon, he said you’d just be a private. Grandpa Gideon looked like he had bitten into a lemon. He says, 'I believe privates are a very important part of the service'—just like that. He’s not really a fan of Merle, but he won’t admit it. With him, it’s once a Whipple, always a Whipple! When he saw Merle’s picture, leaning that beautiful head on his two long fingers with his messy hair, he just said, 'Ah, you young rascal of a socialist!' as if he were saying, 'Oh, shame on you!' Merle can outtalk the whole group when he gets going—sounds impressive, but I have no doubt it's just empty chatter.
"What a stunning dancer you are! Ask me quick again so I won't have to go back to free Russia. I'll promise to nurse you when you get wounded over there. I'll have learned to do everything by that time. Wouldn't it be funny if you were brought in some day with a lot of wounds and I'd say, 'Why, dear me, that's someone I know! You must let me nurse him back to health,' and of course they would. Anyway, the family's keen about my going. They think I ought to do my bit, especially as Merle can't, because of his eyes. Be sure you ask me again."
"What an amazing dancer you are! Ask me quickly again so I won't have to return to free Russia. I promise I'll take care of you if you get injured over there. By then, I'll have learned to do everything. Wouldn’t it be hilarious if you were brought in one day with a bunch of injuries, and I'd say, 'Oh my, that's someone I know! You have to let me take care of him and help him heal,' and of course they would. Anyway, my family is really supportive of me going. They think I should do my part, especially since Merle can't, because of his eyes. Be sure to ask me again."
He asked her again and yet again. He liked dancing with her. Sometimes when she talked her eyes were like green flames. But she talked of nothing long and the flames would die and her little waiting smile come entreating consideration for her infirmities.
He asked her again and again. He enjoyed dancing with her. Sometimes when she spoke, her eyes were bright like green flames. But she never talked about anything for long, and the flames would fade, replaced by her little expectant smile that sought sympathy for her weaknesses.
"Now you be sure to come straight to me directly you're wounded," she again cautioned him as they parted.
"Make sure you come to me right away if you get hurt," she warned him again as they said goodbye.
He shook hands warmly with her. He liked the girl, but he hoped there would be other nurses at hand if this thing occurred; that is, if it proved to be anything serious.
He shook her hand warmly. He liked the girl, but he hoped there would be other nurses around just in case this turned out to be something serious.
"Anyway, I hope I'll see you," he said. "I guess home faces will be scarce over there."
"Anyway, I hope to see you," he said. "I guess familiar faces will be rare over there."
She looked him over approvingly.
She gave him an approving look.
"Be a good soldier," she said.
"Be a good soldier," she said.
Again they shook hands. Then she fluttered off under the gloomy charge of Merle, who had remained austerely aloof from the night's gayety. Wilbur had had but a few words with him, for Patricia claimed his time.
Again they shook hands. Then she quickly left under the grim watch of Merle, who had stayed distantly detached from the night’s festivities. Wilbur had exchanged only a few words with him, as Patricia had monopolized his time.
"You seem a lot older than I do now," he said, and Merle, brushing back the errant lock, had replied: "Poor chap, you're a victim of the mob reaction. Of course I'm older now. I'm face to face with age-long problems that you've never divined the existence of. It does age one."
"You look much older than I do now," he said, and Merle, pushing back the stray hair, replied: "Poor guy, you're falling for the crowd's judgment. Of course I’m older now. I’m dealing with deep-rooted issues that you’ve never even noticed. It does make you age."
"I suppose so," agreed Wilbur.
"I guess so," agreed Wilbur.
He felt shamed, apologetic for his course. Still he would have some plain fighting, Wall Street or no Wall Street.
He felt ashamed, sorry for his path. Still, he was determined to have some straightforward battles, Wall Street or not.
He wrested a chattering Winona from Mrs. Henrietta Plunkett at the door of the ladies' cloakroom. Mrs. Plunkett was Newbern's ablest exponent of the cause of woman, and she had been disquieted this night at observing signs of an unaccustomed frivolity in one of her hitherto stanchest disciples.
He took a chattering Winona from Mrs. Henrietta Plunkett at the entrance of the ladies' cloakroom. Mrs. Plunkett was Newbern's most capable advocate for women's rights, and she had been unsettled that night by the signs of unexpected lightheartedness in one of her previously dedicated followers.
"I can't think what has come over you!" she had complained to Winona. "You seem like a different girl!"
"I don't get what's going on with you!" she had complained to Winona. "You seem like a totally different person!"
"I am a different girl!" boasted Winona.
"I’m a different girl!" Winona bragged.
"You do look different—your gown is wonderfully becoming, and what lovely slippers!" Mrs. Plunkett inspected the aged debutante with kindly eyes. "But remember, my dear, we mustn't let frivolities like this divert our attention from the cause. A bit more of the good fight and we shall have come into our own."
"You look different—your dress is really lovely, and your slippers are beautiful!" Mrs. Plunkett looked at the older debutante with warm eyes. "But remember, my dear, we shouldn't let fun things like this distract us from our mission. A little more of the good fight, and we'll have made our mark."
"All this wonderful mad evening I have forgotten the cause," confessed Winona.
"All this amazing, crazy evening, I totally forgot the reason," confessed Winona.
"Mercy!" said Mrs. Plunkett. "Forgotten the cause? One hardly does that, does one, without a reason?"
"Mercy!" said Mrs. Plunkett. "Forgot the reason? You don't just forget something like that, do you, without a good reason?"
"I have reasons enough," said Winona, thinking of the new dancing slippers and the frock.
"I have plenty of reasons," said Winona, thinking about the new dancing shoes and the dress.
"Surely, my dear, you who are so free and independent are not thinking of marriage?"
"Surely, my dear, you, who are so free and independent, aren't really considering marriage?"
Winona had not been thinking of marriage. But now she did.
Winona had never thought about marriage before. But now she was.
"Well"—she began—"of course, I——"
"Well," she began, "of course, I——"
"Mercy! Not really! Why, Winona Penniman, would you barter your independence for a union that must be demeaning, at least politically, until our cause is won?"
"Seriously? Why would you, Winona Penniman, trade your independence for a partnership that’s bound to be humiliating, at least politically, until we achieve our goals?"
"Well, of course——" Winona again faltered, tapping one minute toe of a dancing slipper on the floor.
"Well, of course——" Winona hesitated again, tapping one tiny toe of her dancing slipper on the floor.
"Do you actually wish," continued Henrietta Plunkett, rising to the foothills of her platform manner, "to become a parasite, a man's bond slave, his creature? Do you wish to be his toy, his plaything?"
"Do you really want," continued Henrietta Plunkett, standing on the edge of her platform demeanor, "to be a parasite, a man's servant, his plaything? Do you want to be his toy, his plaything?"
"I do!" said Winona low and fervently, as if she had spoken the words under far more solemn auspices.
"I do!" Winona said quietly and passionately, as if she had said the words under much more serious circumstances.
"Mercy me! Winona Penniman!"
"Wow! Winona Penniman!"
And Wilbur Cowan had then come to bear her off to her room, that echoed with strange broken music and light voices and the rhythmic scuffing of feet on a floor—and to the privacy of her journal.
And Wilbur Cowan had then come to take her to her room, which echoed with weird, broken music and soft voices, along with the rhythmic shuffling of feet on the floor—and to the solitude of her journal.
"I seem," she wrote, "to have flung wisdom and prudence to the winds. Though well I know the fading nature of all sublunary enjoyments, yet when I retire shortly it will be but to protract the fierce pleasure of this night by recollection. Full well I know that Morpheus will wave his ebon wand in vain."
"I feel," she wrote, "like I've thrown wisdom and caution to the wind. Even though I understand how fleeting all earthly pleasures are, when I go back shortly, it'll just be to prolong the intense joy of this night through memory. I know very well that sleep will try to take me in vain."
Morpheus did just that. Long after Winona had protracted the fierce enjoyment of the night to a vanishing point she lay wakeful, revolving her now fixed determination to take the nursing course that Patricia Whipple would take, and go far overseas, where she could do a woman's work; or, as she phrased it again and again, be a girl of some use in a vexed world.
Morpheus did just that. Long after Winona had stretched the intense enjoyment of the night to its limits, she lay awake, thinking about her now firm decision to pursue the nursing course that Patricia Whipple would take and go far overseas, where she could contribute as a woman; or, as she repeated to herself again and again, be a girl of some use in a troubled world.
In the morning she learned for the first time that Wilbur was to go to war in company with a common prize fighter. It chilled her for the moment, but she sought to make the best of it.
In the morning, she found out for the first time that Wilbur was going to war with a regular prize fighter. It shocked her for a moment, but she tried to make the best of it.
"I hope," she told Wilbur, "that war will make a better man of your friend."
"I hope," she told Wilbur, "that war will make your friend a better person."
"What do you mean—a better man?" he quickly wanted to know. "Let me tell you, Spike's a pretty good man right now for his weight. You ought to see him in action once! Don't let any one fool you about that boy! What do you expect at a hundred and thirty-three—a heavyweight?"
"What do you mean—a better man?" he quickly asked. "Let me tell you, Spike's doing pretty well for his weight. You should see him in action sometime! Don’t let anyone fool you about that guy! What do you expect at a hundred and thirty-three— a heavyweight?"
After he had gone, late that afternoon, after she had said a solemn farewell to him in the little room of the little house in the side yard, Winona became reckless. She picked up and scanned with shrewd eyes the photograph of Spike that had been left: "To my friend Kid Cowan from his friend Eddie—Spike—Brennon, 133 lbs. ringside."
After he left that late afternoon, after she had said a serious goodbye to him in the small room of the little house in the yard, Winona became wild. She picked up the photograph of Spike that was left behind and looked at it closely: "To my friend Kid Cowan from his friend Eddie—Spike—Brennon, 133 lbs. ringside."
She studied without wincing the crouched figure of hostile eye, even though the costume was not such as she would have selected for a young man.
She observed without flinching the hunched figure with a hostile gaze, even though the outfit wasn't something she would have chosen for a young man.
"After all, he's only a boy," she murmured. She studied again the intent face. "And he looks as if he had an abundance of pepper."
"After all, he's just a boy," she whispered. She looked again at his focused face. "And he seems like he has a lot of energy."
She hoped she would be there to nurse them both if anything happened. She had told Wilbur this, but he had not been encouraging. He seemed to believe that nothing would happen to either of them.
She hoped she would be there to take care of both of them if anything went wrong. She had told Wilbur this, but he hadn’t been supportive. He seemed to think that nothing would happen to either of them.
"Of course we'll be shot at," he admitted, "but like as not they'll miss us."
"Of course we'll be shot at," he admitted, "but likely they'll miss us."
Winona sighed and replaced the photograph. Now they would be a couple of heads clustered with other heads at a car window; smiling, small-town boys going lightly out to their ordeal. She must hurry and be over!
Winona sighed and put the photograph back. Now they would just be a bunch of heads mixed in with other heads at a car window; smiling, small-town guys casually heading off to face their challenges. She had to hurry and get over there!
Wilbur, with his wicker suitcase, paused last to say goodbye to Frank, the dog. Frank was now a very old dog, having reached a stage of yapping senility, where he found his sole comfort in following the sun about the house and dozing in it, sometimes noisily dreaming of past adventures. These had been exclusively of a sentimental character, for Frank had never been the fighting dog his first owner had promised he would be. He was an arch sentimentalist and had followed a career of determined motherhood, bringing into the world litter after litter of puppies, exhibiting all the strains then current in Newbern. He had surveyed each new family with pride—families revealing tinges of setter, Airedale, Newfoundland, pointer, collie—with the hopeful air of saying that a dog never knew what he could do until he tried. Now he could only dream of past conquests, and merely complained when his master roused him.
Wilbur, with his wicker suitcase, was the last to say goodbye to Frank, the dog. Frank was now an old dog, having entered the phase of yapping senility, where his only comfort came from following the sun around the house and napping in it, sometimes dreaming loudly of past adventures. These memories were solely sentimental, as Frank had never been the fighting dog his first owner promised he would be. He was a true sentimentalist and had dedicated his life to being a devoted parent, bringing litter after litter of puppies into the world, showcasing all the breeds then common in Newbern. He had watched each new family with pride—families showing hints of setter, Airedale, Newfoundland, pointer, and collie—with a hopeful attitude that a dog never really knows what he’s capable of until he tries. Now, he could only dream of past achievements and merely grumbled when his master disturbed him.
"I hope you'll be here when I get back—and I hope I'll be here, too," said his master, and went on, sauntering up to the station a bit later as nonchalantly as ever Dave Cowan himself had gone there to begin a long journey on the six-fifty-eight. Spike Brennon lounged against a baggage truck. Spike's only token of departure was a small bundle covered with that day's Advance. They waited in silence until the dingy way train rattled in. Then Sharon Whipple appeared from the freight room of the station. He affected to be impatient with the railway company because of a delayed shipment which he took no trouble to specify definitely, and he affected to be surprised at the sight of Wilbur and Spike.
"I hope you'll be here when I get back—and I hope I'll be here, too," said his master, and walked up to the station a bit later as casually as Dave Cowan himself had done to start a long journey on the six-fifty-eight. Spike Brennon leaned against a luggage truck. His only sign of leaving was a small bundle covered with that day's Advance. They waited in silence until the rundown train arrived. Then Sharon Whipple came out from the freight room of the station. He pretended to be annoyed with the railway company about a delayed shipment that he didn’t bother to specify, and he pretended to be surprised to see Wilbur and Spike.
"Hello! I thought you two boys went on the noon train," he lied, carelessly. "Well, long as you're here you might as well take these—in case you get short." He pressed a bill into the hand of each. "Good-bye and good luck! I had to come down about that shipment should have been here last Monday—it beats time what these railroads do with stuff nowadays. Five days between here and Buffalo!"
"Hey! I thought you guys took the noon train," he said casually, not telling the truth. "Since you're here, you might as well take these—just in case you run low." He slipped a bill into each of their hands. "See you and good luck! I needed to come down about that shipment that was supposed to arrive last Monday—it’s unbelievable what these railroads do with packages these days. Five days from here to Buffalo!"
He continued to grumble as the train moved on, even as the two waved to him from a platform.
He kept complaining as the train moved forward, even while the two waved to him from the platform.
"A hundred berries!" breathed Spike, examining his bill. "Say, he sheds it easy, don't he?"
"A hundred berries!" Spike exclaimed, looking over his bill. "Wow, he really lets it go easily, doesn’t he?"
They watched him where he stood facing the train. He seemed to have quit grumbling; his face was still.
They watched him as he stood facing the train. He appeared to have stopped complaining; his face was calm.
"Well, kid, here we go! Now it's up to the guy what examines us. You'll breeze through—not a nick in you. Me—well, they're fussy about teeth, I'm told, and, of course, I had to have a swift poke in the mush that dented my beak. They may try to put the smother on me."
"Alright, kid, here we go! Now it’s up to the guy who checks us out. You’ll get through without a scratch. Me—well, I’ve heard they’re picky about teeth, and of course, I took a quick hit to the face that messed up my nose. They might try to smother me."
"Cheer up! You'll make the grade," said Wilbur.
"Cheer up! You'll do great," said Wilbur.
Through the night he sat cramped and wakeful in the seat of a crowded day coach, while Spike beside him slept noisily, perhaps owing to the dented beak. His head back, he looked out and up to a bow moon that raced madly with the train, and to far, pale stars that were still. He wondered if any one out there noted the big new adventure down here.
Through the night, he sat squeezed and restless in the seat of a crowded day coach while Spike next to him snored loudly, maybe because of the dented beak. With his head back, he looked out at a crescent moon that sped alongside the train and at distant, pale stars that remained still. He wondered if anyone out there noticed the big new adventure happening down here.
CHAPTER XVII
Wilbur Cowan's fear that his brother might untimely stop the war proved baseless. The war went on despite the New Dawn's monthly exposure of its motive and sinister aims; despite its masterly paraphrase of a celebrated document declaring that this Government had been "conceived in chicanery and dedicated to the industrial slavery of the masses." Not even the new social democracy of Russia sufficed to inspire any noticeable resistance. The common people of the United States had refused to follow the example of their brothers of Russia and destroy a tyranny equally hateful, though the New Dawn again and again set forth the advantages to accrue from such action. War prevailed. As the Reverend Mallet said: "It gathered the vine of the earth and cast it into the great wine press of the wrath of God."
Wilbur Cowan's fear that his brother might unexpectedly end the war turned out to be unfounded. The war continued even with the New Dawn's monthly revelations about its motives and sinister intentions; even with its skillful rephrasing of a famous document stating that this Government had been "created in deceit and devoted to the industrial enslavement of the masses." Not even the new social democracy in Russia was enough to inspire any significant pushback. The common people of the United States refused to follow the example of their Russian counterparts and overthrow a tyranny that was just as detestable, even though the New Dawn repeatedly highlighted the benefits that would come from such an action. War prevailed. As Reverend Mallet said: "It gathered the vine of the earth and cast it into the great wine press of the wrath of God."
But the little cluster of intellectuals on the staff of the New Dawn persevered. Monthly it isolated the causative bacteria of unrest, to set the results before those who could profit would they but read. Merle, the modernist, at the forefront of what was known as all the new movements, tirelessly applied the new psychology to the mind of the common man and proved him a creature of mean submissions. He spoke of "our ranks" and "our brave comrades of Russia," but a selective draft had its way and an army went forward.
But the small group of intellectuals on the staff of the New Dawn kept pushing forward. Each month, they identified the root causes of unrest and presented the findings to those who could benefit if they would just take the time to read them. Merle, the modernist, who was at the forefront of all the new movements, tirelessly applied modern psychology to the minds of ordinary people and showed that they were often compliant. He talked about "our ranks" and "our brave comrades in Russia," but a selective draft took effect, and an army moved out.
In Newbern, which Merle frequented between issues of the magazine, he received perhaps less appreciation than was his due. Sharon Whipple was blindly disparaging. Even Gideon was becoming less attentive when the modernist expounded the new freedom. Gideon was still puzzled. He quoted, as to war: "The sign of a mad world. God bless us out of it!" But he was beginning to wonder if perhaps this newest Whipple had not, with all his education, missed something that other Whipples had learned.
In Newbern, where Merle often visited between magazine issues, he didn't receive as much appreciation as he deserved. Sharon Whipple was completely dismissive. Even Gideon was starting to pay less attention when the modernist talked about the new freedom. Gideon was still confused. He quoted about war: "The sign of a mad world. God bless us out of it!" But he was beginning to question whether this latest Whipple, despite all his education, had missed something that previous Whipples had understood.
Harvey D. had once or twice spoken with frank impatience of the New Dawn's gospel. And one Kate Brophy, cook at the Whipple New Place, said of its apostle that he was "a sahft piece of furniture." Merle was sensitive to these little winds of captiousness. He was now convinced that Newbern would never be a cultural centre. There was a spirit of intolerance abroad.
Harvey D. had openly expressed his irritation about the New Dawn's gospel a couple of times. And a cook named Kate Brophy at the Whipple New Place described its leader as "a useless piece of furniture." Merle was tuned in to these subtle criticisms. He now believed that Newbern would never become a cultural hub. There was a sense of intolerance in the air.
Sharon Whipple, becoming less and less restrained as the months went on, spoke of the staff of the New Dawn in Merle's hearing. He called it a cage of every unclean and hateful bird. Merle smiled tolerantly, and called Sharon a besotted reactionary, warning him further that such as he could never stem the tide of revolution now gathering for its full sweep. Sharon retorted that it hadn't swept anything yet.
Sharon Whipple, growing more and more unfiltered as the months passed, talked about the staff of the New Dawn within Merle's earshot. He referred to it as a cage full of every unclean and hateful bird. Merle smiled with a hint of tolerance and called Sharon a lovesick traditionalist, cautioning him that people like him could never stop the wave of revolution that was starting to build. Sharon shot back that it hadn't swept away anything yet.
"Perhaps not yet—on the surface," said Merle. "But now we shall show our teeth."
"Maybe not right now—on the surface," said Merle. "But now we’re going to show our teeth."
Sharon fell to a low sort of wit in his retort.
Sharon resorted to a petty kind of sarcasm in his response.
"Better not show your teeth to the Government!" he warned. "If you do you want to have the address of a good dentist handy."
"Better not smile at the Government!" he warned. "If you do, make sure you have a good dentist's number on hand."
And after another month—when the magazine of light urged resistance to the draft—it became apparent not only that the New Dawn would not stop the war, but that the war would incredibly stop the New Dawn. The despoilers of America actually plotted to destroy it, to smother its message, to adjust new shackles about the limbs of labour.
And after another month—when the light magazine encouraged resistance to the draft—it became clear not only that the New Dawn wouldn’t stop the war, but that the war would surprisingly end the New Dawn. The destroyers of America actually conspired to take it down, to silence its message, to impose new restrictions on workers.
Sharon Whipple was the first of the privileged class to say that something had got to be done by the family—unless they wanted to have the police do it. Gideon was the second. These two despoilers of the people summoned Harvey D. from Washington, and the conspiracy against spiritual and industrial liberty ripened late one night in the library of the Whipple New Place. It was agreed that the last number of the New Dawn went pretty far—farther than any Whipple ought to go. But it was not felt that the time had come for extreme measures. It was believed that the newest Whipple should merely be reasoned with. To this end they began to reason among themselves, and were presently wrangling. It developed that Sharon's idea of reasoning lacked subtlety. It developed that Gideon and Harvey D. reasoned themselves into sheer bewilderment in an effort to find reasons that would commend themselves to Merle; so that this first meeting of the conspirators was about to break up fruitlessly, when Sharon Whipple was inspired to a suggestion that repelled yet pricked the other two until they desperately yielded to it. This was that none other than Dave Cowan be called into consultation.
Sharon Whipple was the first from the privileged class to say that something had to be done by the family—unless they wanted the police to handle it. Gideon was the second. These two exploiters of the people brought Harvey D. in from Washington, and late one night, the conspiracy against spiritual and industrial freedom developed in the library of the Whipple New Place. They agreed that the latest issue of the New Dawn had gone too far—further than any Whipple should go. However, they didn't think it was time for drastic measures. They believed the newest Whipple should just be reasoned with. To this end, they started reasoning among themselves, but soon got into an argument. It turned out that Sharon's approach to reasoning lacked finesse. It also turned out that Gideon and Harvey D. got themselves completely confused trying to find reasons that would make sense to Merle. Just as this first meeting of the conspirators was about to end without any results, Sharon Whipple had an idea that was off-putting yet provoked the other two until they felt they had no choice but to accept it. This was to call in none other than Dave Cowan for consultation.
"He'll know more about his own son than we do," urged Sharon.
"He'll know more about his son than we do," Sharon insisted.
Harvey D.'s feeling of true fatherhood was irritated by this way of putting it, but in the end he succumbed. He felt that his son was now far removed from the sphere of Dave Cowan, yet the man might retain some influence over the boy that would be of benefit to all concerned.
Harvey D.'s sense of genuine fatherhood was annoyed by this phrasing, but ultimately he gave in. He believed his son was now far away from Dave Cowan's influence, yet the man might still have some impact on the boy that could be beneficial for everyone involved.
"He's in town," said Sharon. "He's a world romper, but he's here now. I heard him to-day in the post office telling someone how many stars there are in the sky—or something like that."
"He's in town," Sharon said. "He's a world traveler, but he's here now. I heard him today in the post office telling someone how many stars are in the sky—or something like that."
The following afternoon Dave Cowan, busy at the typesetting machine of the Newbern Advance, Daily and Weekly, was again begged to meet a few Whipples in the dingy little office of the First National. The office was unchanged; it had kept through the years since Dave had last illumined its gloom an air of subdued, moneyed discretion. Nor had the Whipples changed much. Harvey D. was still neat-faced and careful of attire, still solicitous of many little things. Gideon, gaunt and dour, was still erect. His hair was white now, but the brows shot their questioning glance straight. Sharon was as he had been, round-chested, plump; perhaps a trifle readier to point the ends of the grizzled brows in choleric amaze. The Whipple nose on all three still jutted forward boldly. It was a nose never to compromise with Time.
The next afternoon, Dave Cowan, busy at the typesetting machine at the Newbern Advance, Daily and Weekly, was again asked to meet a few Whipples in the dingy little office of the First National. The office hadn't changed; it had maintained an air of subdued, moneyed discretion over the years since Dave last brightened its gloom. Nor had the Whipples changed much. Harvey D. still looked neat and took care in his appearance, still concerned about many little details. Gideon, thin and serious, still stood tall. His hair was white now, but his brows still shot their questioning glances straight. Sharon was as he had been, round-chested and plump; perhaps a bit quicker to raise his grizzled brows in surprised anger. The Whipple nose on all three still jutted forward boldly. It was a nose that would never compromise with Time.
Dave Cowan, at first glance, was much the same, even after he had concealed beneath the table that half of him which was never quite so scrupulously arrayed as the other. But a second glance revealed that the yellow hair was less abundant. It was now cunningly conserved from ear to ear, above a forehead that had heightened. The face was thinner, and etched with new lines about the orator's mouth, but the eyes shone with the same light as of old and the same willingness to shed its beams through shadowed places such as first national banks. He no longer accepted the cigar, to preserve in the upper left-hand waist coat pocket with the fountain pen, the pencil, and the toothbrush. He craved rather permission to fill and light the calabash pipe. This was a mere bit of form, for he was soon talking so continuously that the pipe was no longer a going concern.
Dave Cowan, at first glance, looked much the same, even after he had hidden the part of him under the table that was never as neatly put together as the rest. But a closer look revealed that his yellow hair was thinner. It was now carefully styled from ear to ear, above a forehead that had grown larger. His face was slimmer, with new lines around the speaker's mouth, but his eyes still glimmered with the same brightness as before and showed a willingness to shine even in dimmer places like first national banks. He no longer took the cigar, which used to sit in the upper left-hand waistcoat pocket alongside the fountain pen, the pencil, and the toothbrush. Instead, he preferred to ask if he could fill and light his calabash pipe. This was just a formality, as he quickly started talking so much that the pipe was no longer a priority.
Delay was occasioned at the beginning of the interview. It proved to be difficult to convey to Dave exactly why he had been summoned. It appeared that he did not expect a consultation —rather a lecture by Dave Cowan upon life in its larger aspects. The Whipples, strangely, were all not a little embarrassed in his presence, and the mere mention of his son caused him to be informative for ten minutes before any of them dared to confine the flow of his discourse within narrower banks. He dealt volubly with the doctrines espoused by Merle, whereas they wished to be told how to deal with Merle. As he talked he consulted from time to time a sheaf of clippings brought from a pocket.
There was a delay at the start of the interview. It was tough to explain to Dave exactly why he had been called in. It seemed he wasn’t expecting a meeting—more like a lecture from Dave Cowan about the big picture of life. Strangely, the Whipples were all pretty embarrassed around him, and just mentioning his son led him to talk for ten minutes before any of them felt brave enough to steer the conversation into a more focused direction. He spoke freely about Merle's beliefs, while they actually wanted advice on how to handle Merle. As he spoke, he occasionally referred to a stack of clippings he had pulled from his pocket.
"A joke," began Dave, "all this socialistic talk. Get this from their platform: They demand that the country and its wealth be redeemed from the control of private interests and turned over to the people to be administered for the equal benefit of all. See what they mean? Going to have a law that a short man can reach as high as a tall man. Good joke, yes? Here again: 'The Socialist Party desires the workers of America to take the economic and political power from the capitalistic class.' Going to pull themselves off the ground by their boot straps, yes? Have a law to make the weak strong and the strong weak. Reads good, don't it? And here's the prize joke—one big union: Socialist Party does not interfere in the internal affairs of labour unions, but supports them in all their struggles. In order, however, that such struggles might attain the maximum of efficiency the socialists favour the closest organic cooperation of all unions as one organized working body.
“A joke,” Dave started, “all this talk about socialism. Check out their platform: They want the country and its wealth taken away from private interests and handed over to the people to be managed for everyone's equal benefit. Do you see what they mean? They’re suggesting a law to ensure that a short person can reach as high as a tall person. Good joke, right? And here’s more: ‘The Socialist Party wants American workers to take economic and political power from the capitalistic class.’ They think they can pull themselves up by their bootstraps, huh? They want a law to make the weak strong and the strong weak. Sounds good, doesn’t it? And here’s the best part—a big union: The Socialist Party doesn’t meddle in the internal affairs of labor unions but supports them in all their fights. However, to make those fights as effective as possible, the socialists advocate for the closest cooperation among all unions as one organized working body.”
"Get that? Lovely, ain't it? And when we're all in one big union, who are we going to strike against? Against ourselves, of course—like we do now. Bricklayers striking against shoemakers and both striking against carpenters, and all of 'em striking against the honest farmer and the farmer striking back, because every one of 'em wants all he can get for his labour and wants to pay as little as he has to for the other fellow's labour. One big union, my eye! Socialists are jokes. You never saw two of 'em yet that could agree on anything for ten minutes—except that they want something for nothing."
"Got it? Nice, right? And when we're all in one big union, who are we going to protest against? Ourselves, obviously—just like we do now. Bricklayers striking against shoemakers, and both protesting against carpenters, while all of them go against the honest farmer, who strikes back because each one wants to get as much as they can for their work and pay as little as possible for someone else's work. One big union, my eye! Socialists are a joke. You've never seen two of them agree on anything for ten minutes—except that they want something for nothing."
The speaker paused impressively. His listeners stirred with relief, but the tide of his speech again washed in upon them.
The speaker paused dramatically. His audience stirred with relief, but the wave of his speech hit them once more.
"They lack," said he, pointing the calabash pipe at Gideon Whipple, sitting patiently across the table from him, "they lack the third eye of wisdom." He paused again, but only as if to await applause. There was no intimation that he had done.
"They're missing," he said, pointing his calabash pipe at Gideon Whipple, who was sitting patiently across the table from him, "they're missing the third eye of wisdom." He paused again, but it was only to wait for applause. There was no sign that he was done.
"Dear me!" murmured Gideon, politely. The other Whipples made little sounds of amazement and approval.
"Wow!" Gideon said politely. The other Whipples made small noises of surprise and agreement.
"You want to know what the third eye of wisdom is?" continued Dave, as one who had read their secret thought. "Well, it's the simple gift of being able to look at facts as they are instead of twisting 'em about as they ain't. The most of us, savages, uneducated people, simples, and that sort, got this third eye of wisdom without knowing it; we follow the main current without knowing or asking why. But professors and philosophers and preachers and teachers and all holy rollers like socialists ain't got it. They want to reduce the whole blamed cosmos to a system, and she won't reduce. I forget now just how many billion cells in your body"—he pointed the pipe at Sharon Whipple, who stirred uneasily—"but no matter." Sharon looked relieved.
"You want to know what the third eye of wisdom is?" Dave continued, as if he could read their minds. "Well, it's simply the ability to see facts for what they are instead of twisting them into something they're not. Most of us—savages, uneducated people, simple folks—have this third eye of wisdom without even realizing it; we just go along with the flow without questioning why. But professors, philosophers, preachers, teachers, and all those do-gooders like socialists don’t have it. They want to break the whole universe down into a system, but it doesn’t work that way. I forget how many billion cells there are in your body"—he pointed the pipe at Sharon Whipple, who shifted uncomfortably—"but it doesn't really matter." Sharon looked relieved.
"Anyway, we fought our way up to be a fish with lungs, and then we fought on till we got legs, and here we are. And the only way we got here was by competition—some of us always beating others. Holy rollers like socialists would have us back to one cell and keep us there with equal rewards for all. But she don't work that way. The pot's still a-boiling, and competition is the eternal fire under it.
"Anyway, we struggled our way up to evolve into lungfish, and then we kept pushing until we developed legs, and here we are. The only reason we made it this far is because of competition—some of us always outpacing others. Idealists like socialists want to take us back to a one-celled existence and keep us there with equal rewards for everyone. But it doesn't work that way. The pot's still boiling, and competition is the constant flame beneath it."
"Look at all these imaginary Utopias they write about—good stories, too, about a man waking up three thousand years hence and finding everything lovely. But every one of 'em, and I've read all, picture a society that's froze into some certain condition—static. Nothing is! She won't freeze! They can spray the fire of competition with speeches all they like, but they can't put it out. Because why? Well, because this life thing is going on, and competition is the only way it can get on. Call it Nature if you want to. Nature built star dust out of nothing, and built us out of star dust, but she ain't through; she's still building. Old Evolution is still evoluting, and her only tool is competition, the same under the earth and on the earth, the same out in the sky as in these states.
"Look at all these imaginary Utopias they write about—good stories too, about a man waking up three thousand years in the future and finding everything perfect. But every single one of them, and I've read them all, imagines a society that's frozen in some specific state—static. Nothing is! It won't freeze! They can cover up the fire of competition with speeches all they want, but they can't extinguish it. Why? Because this thing called life is ongoing, and competition is the only way it can continue. Call it Nature if you want. Nature created stardust from nothing and made us from stardust, but she’s not done yet; she's still creating. Old Evolution is still evolving, and her only tool is competition, the same underground as it is above, the same out in the sky as it is in these states."
"Of course there's bound to be flaws and injustice in any scheme of government because of this same competition you can't get away from any more than the planets can. There's flaws in evolution itself, only these holy rollers don't see it, because they haven't got the third eye of wisdom; they can't see that the shoemaker is always going to want all he can get for a pair of shoes and always going to pay as little as he can for his suit of clothes, socialism or no socialism.
"Of course, there will always be flaws and injustices in any system of government because of this same competition that you can't escape, just like the planets can't. There are flaws in evolution itself; it’s just that these fundamentalists don’t realize it because they lack the insight of wisdom. They can't see that a shoemaker will always want to get as much as he can for a pair of shoes and will always pay as little as possible for his suit of clothes, socialism or not."
"What would their one big union be? Take these unions that are striking now all over the country. They think they're striking against something they call capital. Well, they ain't. They're striking against each other. Railroad men striking against bricklayers, shoemakers striking against farmers, machinists striking against cabinetmakers, printers striking against all of 'em—and the fools don't know it; think they're striking against some common enemy, when all the time they're hitting against each other. Oh, she's a grand bit of cunning, this Old Evolution."
"What would their big union be? Look at all the unions that are striking right now across the country. They believe they're protesting against something they call capital. Well, they're not. They're actually striking against each other. Railroad workers are striking against bricklayers, shoemakers against farmers, machinists against cabinetmakers, and printers against all of them—and they don’t even realize it; they think they're fighting a common enemy when, all along, they’re just clashing with one another. Oh, this Old Evolution is quite clever."
"This is all very interesting, Mr. Cowan"—Harvey D. had become uneasy in his chair, and had twice risen to put straight a photograph of the Whipple block that hung on the opposite wall—"but what we would like to get at—"
"This is all very interesting, Mr. Cowan," Harvey D. said, feeling uneasy in his chair. He had gotten up twice to straighten a photograph of the Whipple block on the wall opposite him. "But what we really want to get at—"
"I know, I know"—Dave silenced him with a wave of the calabash—"you want to know what it's all about—what it's coming to, what we're here for. Well, I can tell you a little. There used to be a catch in it that bothered me, but I figured her out. Old Evolution is producing an organism that will find the right balance and perpetuate itself eternally. It's trying every way it knows to get these cells of protoplasm into some form that will change without dying. Simple enough, only it takes time. Think how long it took to get us this far out of something you can't see without glasses! But forget about time. Our time don't mean anything out there in the real world. Say we been produced in one second from nothing; well, think what we'll become in another ten seconds. We'll have our balance by that time. This protoplasm does what it's told to do—that's how it made eyes for us to see, and ears to hear, and brains to think with—so by that time we'll be really living; we'll have a form that's plastic, and can change round to meet any change of environment, so we won't have to die if it gets too cold or too hot. We want to live—we all want to live; by that time we'll be able to go on living.
"I know, I know," Dave interrupted him with a wave of the calabash. "You want to know what it's all about—what it's leading to, what we're here for. Well, I can share a bit. There used to be something about it that puzzled me, but I figured it out. Evolution is working on creating an organism that will find the right balance and exist forever. It's trying every way it can to turn these cells of protoplasm into a form that can change without dying. It's simple enough, but it takes time. Think about how long it took to get us this far from something you can’t even see without glasses! But forget about time. Our time doesn’t mean anything out in the real world. Say we were created in one second from nothing; well, think about what we’ll become in another ten seconds. We’ll have our balance by then. This protoplasm does what it’s programmed to do—that’s how it developed eyes for us to see, and ears to hear, and brains to think with—so by then we’ll really be living; we’ll have a form that’s adaptable and can change to fit any changes in the environment, so we won't have to die if it gets too cold or too hot. We want to live—we all want to live; by then we’ll be able to keep on living."
"Of course we won't be looking much like we are now, we're pretty clumsy machines so far. I suppose, for one thing, we'll be getting our nourishment straight from the elements instead of taking it through plants and animals. We'll be as superior to what we are now as he is to a hoptoad." The speaker indicated Sharon Whipple with the calabash. Sharon wriggled self-consciously. "And pretty soon people will forget that any one ever died; they won't believe it when they read it in old books; they won't understand it. This time is coming, as near as I can figure it, in seven hundred and fifty thousand years. That is, in round numbers, it might be an odd hundred thousand years more or less. Of course I can't be precise in such a matter."
"Of course, we won't look much like we do now; we're still pretty clumsy machines. For one thing, we'll be getting our nourishment directly from the elements instead of through plants and animals. We'll be as superior to who we are now as he is to a toad." The speaker pointed to Sharon Whipple with the calabash. Sharon shifted uncomfortably. "And soon enough, people will forget that anyone ever died; they'll find it hard to believe when they read about it in old books; they won't understand it. I estimate this time will come in about seven hundred and fifty thousand years. That is, roughly speaking, it could be around a hundred thousand years more or less. Of course, I can't be exact about something like this."
"Of course not," murmured Harvey D., sympathetically; "but what we were wanting to get at—"
"Of course not," whispered Harvey D., sympathetically; "but what we were trying to get at—"
"Of course," resumed the lecturer, "I know there's still a catch in it. You say, 'What does it mean after that?' Well, I'll be honest with you, I haven't been able to figure it out much farther. We'll go on and on till this earth dries up, and then we'll move to another, or build one—I can't tell which—and all the time we're moving round something, but I don't know what or why. I only know it's been going on forever—this life thing—and we're a little speck in the current, and it will keep going on forever.
"Of course," the lecturer continued, "I know there's still a catch to it. You ask, 'What does it mean after that?' Honestly, I haven't been able to figure it out much beyond that. We'll keep going on and on until this earth dries up, and then we'll either move to another planet or create one—I can't say which—and all the while we're revolving around something, but I don't know what or why. All I know is that this life thing has been happening forever—and we're just a tiny speck in the flow, and it will keep going on forever."
"But you can bet this: It will always go on by competition. There won't ever be any Utopia, like these holy rollers can lay out for you in five minutes. I been watching union labour long enough to know that. But she's a grand scheme. I'm glad I got this little look at it. I wouldn't change it in any detail, not if you come to me with full power. I couldn't think of any better way than competition, not if I took a life-time to it. It's a sporty proposition."
"But you can count on this: it will always be driven by competition. There will never be a perfect society, no matter how quickly these idealists try to sell you on it. I've been observing labor unions long enough to understand that. But it's a fascinating idea. I'm glad I got this glimpse of it. I wouldn’t change a single detail, even if you offered me full control. I can’t imagine a better system than competition, even if I spent my whole life thinking about it. It’s an exciting proposition."
The speaker beamed modestly upon his hearers. Gideon was quick to clutch the moment's pause.
The speaker smiled shyly at his audience. Gideon quickly seized the brief silence.
"What about this boy Merle?" he demanded before Dave could resume.
"What about this kid Merle?" he asked before Dave could continue.
"Oh, him?" said Dave. "Him and his holy rolling? Is that all you want to know? Why didn't you say so? That's easy! You've raised him to be a house cat. So shut off his cream."
"Oh, him?" said Dave. "Him and all that religious stuff? Is that all you want to know? Why didn't you just say that? That's simple! You've turned him into a house cat. So cut off his cream."
"A house cat!" echoed Harvey D., shocked.
"A house cat!" echoed Harvey D., stunned.
"No education," resumed Dave. "No savvy about the world. Set him down in Spokane with three dollars in his jeans and needing to go to Atlanta. Would he know how? Would he know a simple thing like how to get there and ride all the way in varnished cars?"
"No education," Dave continued. "No understanding of the world. Drop him in Spokane with three dollars in his pocket and needing to get to Atlanta. Would he know how? Would he even know something as simple as how to get there and travel the whole way in fancy train cars?"
"Is it possible?" murmured Harvey D.
"Is it possible?" whispered Harvey D.
The Whipples had been dazed by the cosmic torrent, but here was something specific;—and it was astounding. They regarded the speaker with awe. They wanted to be told how one could perform the feat, but dreaded to incur a too-wordy exposition.
The Whipples were stunned by the cosmic rush, but here was something concrete; and it was amazing. They looked at the speaker in awe. They wanted to learn how to achieve this feat, but feared a lengthy explanation.
"Not practical enough, I dare say," ventured Harvey D.
"Not practical enough, I would say," suggested Harvey D.
"You said it!" replied Dave. "That's why he's took this scarlet rash of socialism and holy rolling that's going the rounds. Of course there are plenty that are holy rollers through and through, but not this boy. It's only a skin disease with him. I know him. Shut off his cream."
"You said it!" replied Dave. "That's why he's caught this crazy wave of socialism and religious enthusiasm that's going around. Of course, there are plenty of true believers, but not this guy. For him, it’s just a superficial trend. I know him. Cut off his access to it."
"I said the same!" declared Sharon Whipple, feeling firm ground beneath his feet for the first time.
"I said the same thing!" declared Sharon Whipple, feeling solid ground beneath his feet for the first time.
"You said right!" approved Dave. "It would be a shock to him," said Harvey D. "He's bound up in the magazine. What would he say? What would he do?"
"You got it right!" Dave agreed. "It would really surprise him," said Harvey D. "He's all caught up in the magazine. What do you think he'd say? What would he do?"
"Something pretty," explained Dave. "Something pretty and high-sounding. Like as not he'd cast you off."
"Something nice," Dave explained. "Something nice and impressive. He'd probably just dump you."
"Cast me off!" Harvey D. was startled.
"Throw me aside!" Harvey D. was taken aback.
"Tell you you are no longer a father of his. Don't I know that boy? He'll half mean it, too, but only half. The other half will be showing off—showing off to himself and to you people. He likes to be noticed."
"Let me tell you, you are no longer his father. Don't I know that kid? He'll partly mean it, but only partly. The other part will be just for show—showing off to himself and to you all. He likes to be in the spotlight."
Sharon Whipple now spoke.
Sharon Whipple is speaking now.
"I always said he wouldn't be a socialist if he couldn't be a millionaire socialist."
"I always said he wouldn't be a socialist if he couldn't be a millionaire socialist."
"You got him!" declared Dave.
"You got him!" said Dave.
"I shall hate to adopt extreme measures," protested Harvey D. "He's always been so sensitive. But we must consider his welfare. In a time like this he might be sent to prison for things printed in that magazine."
"I really don’t want to take drastic actions," Harvey D. protested. "He's always been so sensitive. But we have to think about his well-being. In a situation like this, he could end up in jail for what's printed in that magazine."
"Trust him!" said Dave. "He wouldn't like it in prison. He might get close enough to it to be photographed with the cell door back of him—but not in front of him."
"Trust him!" said Dave. "He wouldn't want to be in prison. He might get close enough for a photo with the cell door behind him—but not in front of him."
"He'll tell us we're suppressing free speech," said Harvey D.
"He'll say we're holding back free speech," said Harvey D.
"Well, you will be, won't you?" said Dave. "We ain't so fussy about free speech here as they are in that free Russia that he writes about, but we're beginning to take notice. Naturally it's a poor time for free speech when the Government's got a boil on the back of its neck and is feeling irritable. Besides, no one ever did believe in free speech, and no government on earth ever allowed it. Free speakers have always had to use judgment. Up to now we've let 'em be free-speakinger than any other country has, but now they better watch out until the boat quits rocking. They attack the machinery and try to take it apart, and then cry when they're smacked. Maybe they might get this boy the other side of a cell door. Wouldn't hurt him any."
"Well, you will be, right?" said Dave. "We aren’t as strict about free speech here as they are in that so-called free Russia he writes about, but we're starting to pay attention. Obviously, it’s not a great time for free speech when the government has a headache and is feeling cranky. Besides, no one has ever truly believed in free speech, and no government on earth has ever fully allowed it. Free speakers have always had to be careful. Up to now, we've let them speak more freely than any other country, but they better watch themselves until things calm down. They criticize the system and try to dismantle it, then complain when they get pushed back. Maybe this guy will end up behind bars. It wouldn't hurt him any."
"Of course," protested Harvey D., "we can hardly expect you to have a father's feeling for him."
"Of course," protested Harvey D., "we can't really expect you to feel for him like a father would."
"Well, I have!" retorted Dave. "I got just as much father's feeling for him as you have. But you people are small-towners, and I been about in the world. I know the times and I know that boy. I'm telling you what's best for him. No more cream! If it had been that other boy of mine you took, and he was believing what this one thinks he believes, I'd be telling you something different."
"Well, I have!" Dave shot back. "I care about him just as much as you do. But you all are small-town folks, and I’ve seen more of the world. I understand the times and I know that kid. I'm telling you what's best for him. No more cream! If it had been my other son you took, and he believed what this one thinks he believes, I’d be saying something different."
"Always said he had the gumption," declared Sharon Whipple.
"Always said he had the guts," declared Sharon Whipple.
"He's got the third eye," said Dave Cowan.
"He's got the third eye," Dave Cowan said.
"We want to thank you for this talk," interposed Gideon Whipple. "Much of what you have said is very, very interesting. I think my son will now know what course to pursue."
"We want to thank you for this talk," interjected Gideon Whipple. "A lot of what you’ve said is really fascinating. I believe my son now knows what path to take."
"Don't mention it!" said Dave, graciously. "Always glad to oblige."
"Don't mention it!" Dave said kindly. "I'm always happy to help."
The consultation seemed about to end, but even at the door of the little room Dave paused to acquaint them with other interesting facts about life. He informed them that we are all brothers of the earth, being composed of carbon and a few other elements, and grow from it as do the trees; that we are but super-vegetables. He further instructed them as to the constitution of a balanced diet—protein for building, starches or sugar for energy, and fats for heating and also for their vitamine content.
The meeting was about to wrap up, but even at the door of the small room, Dave stopped to share some more interesting facts about life. He told them that we're all part of the earth, made up of carbon and a few other elements, and that we grow from it just like trees; that we are basically super plants. He also explained what a balanced diet looks like—protein for building, carbohydrates or sugar for energy, and fats for warmth and their vitamin content.
The Whipples, it is to be feared, were now inattentive. They appeared to listen, but they were merely surveying with acute interest the now revealed lower half of Dave Cowan. The trousers were frayed, the shoes were but wraiths of shoes. The speaker, quite unconscious of this scrutiny, concluded by returning briefly to the problems of human association.
The Whipples, it seems, were now distracted. They looked like they were listening, but they were actually focused with keen interest on the now exposed lower half of Dave Cowan. His pants were worn out, and his shoes were just shadows of actual shoes. The speaker, completely unaware of this attention, wrapped up by briefly revisiting the issues of human connection.
"We'll have socialism when every man is like every other man. So far Nature hasn't made even two alike. Anyway, most of us got the third eye of wisdom too wide open to take any stock in it. We may like it when we read it in a book, but we wouldn't submit to it. We're too inquiring. If a god leaned out of a cloud of fire and spoke to us to-day we'd put the spectroscope on his cloud, get a moving picture of him, and take his voice on a phonograph record; and we wouldn't believe him if he talked against experience."
"We’ll have socialism when every person is just like every other person. So far, nature hasn’t made even two people alike. Besides, most of us have the third eye of wisdom too wide open to buy into it. We might enjoy the idea when we read about it in a book, but we wouldn’t actually go for it. We’re too curious. If a god leaned out of a cloud of fire and spoke to us today, we’d grab a spectroscope for his cloud, get a video of him, and record his voice on a phonograph; and we still wouldn’t believe him if he contradicted our experiences."
Dave surveyed the obscure small-towners with a last tolerant smile and withdrew.
Dave looked over the unfamiliar locals with a final patient smile and stepped back.
"My!" said Gideon, which for him was strong speech.
"My!" said Gideon, which was a big deal for him.
"Talks like an atheist," said Sharon.
"Talks like a nonbeliever," said Sharon.
"Mustn't judge him harshly," warned Harvey D.
"Don't judge him too harshly," warned Harvey D.
So it came that Merle Dalton Whipple, born Cowan, was rather peremptorily summoned to meet these older Whipples at another conference. It was politely termed a conference by Harvey D., though Sharon warmly urged a simpler description of the meeting, declaring that Merle should be told he was to come home and behave himself. Harvey D. and Gideon, however, agreed upon the more tactful summons. They discussed, indeed, the propriety of admitting Sharon to the conference. Each felt that he might heedlessly offend the young intellectual by putting things with a bluntness for which he had often been conspicuous. Yet they agreed at last that he might be present, for each secretly distrusted his own firmness in the presence of one with so strong an appeal as their boy. They admonished Sharon to be gentle. But each hoped that if the need rose he would cease to be gentle.
So it happened that Merle Dalton Whipple, originally Cowan, was urgently called to meet the older Whipples at another meeting. Harvey D. politely referred to it as a conference, but Sharon passionately advocated for a more straightforward description, insisting that Merle should be told to come home and behave. However, Harvey D. and Gideon decided on the more diplomatic approach. They even debated whether Sharon should be included in the meeting. Each of them worried they might inadvertently offend the young intellectual by being too blunt, which was a tendency of his. In the end, they agreed he could be there, as each secretly doubted their ability to stay strong in the presence of someone as compelling as their son. They reminded Sharon to be gentle. But deep down, they hoped that if the situation called for it, he would drop the gentleness.
Merle obeyed the call, and in the library of the Whipple New Place, where once he had been chosen to bear the name of the house, he listened with shocked amazement while Harvey D., with much worried straightening of pictures, rugs, and chairs, told him why Whipple money could no longer meet the monthly deficit of the New Dawn. The most cogent reason that Harvey D. could advance at first was that there were too many Liberty Bonds to be bought.
Merle responded to the call, and in the library of the Whipple New Place, where he had once been chosen to carry the name of the house, he listened in astonished disbelief as Harvey D., nervously adjusting pictures, rugs, and chairs, explained why the Whipple funds could no longer cover the monthly shortfall of the New Dawn. The most convincing reason that Harvey D. could come up with at first was that there were too many Liberty Bonds to purchase.
Merle, with his world-weary gesture, swept the impeding lock from his pale brow and set pained eyes upon his father by adoption. He was unable to believe this monstrous assertion. He stared his incredulity. Harvey D. winced. He felt that he had struck some defenseless child a cruel blow. Gideon shot the second gun in this unhuman warfare.
Merle, with a tired gesture, brushed the hair from his pale forehead and looked pained as he faced his adoptive father. He couldn't believe this outrageous claim. His disbelief was evident. Harvey D. flinched. He felt like he had dealt a cruel blow to an innocent child. Gideon fired the second shot in this inhumane battle.
"My boy, it won't do. Harvey is glossing it a bit when he says the money is needed for bonds. You deserve the truth—we are not going to finance any longer a magazine that is against all our traditions and all our sincerest beliefs."
"My boy, that's not acceptable. Harvey is sugarcoating it when he says the money is needed for bonds. You deserve the truth—we're not going to keep funding a magazine that goes against all our traditions and our deepest beliefs."
"Ah, I see," said Merle. His tone was grim. Then he broke into a dry, bitter laugh. "The interests prevail!"
"Ah, I get it," Merle said, his tone serious. Then he let out a dry, bitter laugh. "The interests win!"
"Looks like it," said Sharon, and he, too, laughed dryly.
"Looks like it," Sharon said, and he laughed dryly as well.
"If you would only try to get our point of view," broke in Harvey D. "We feel—"
"If you would just try to see things from our perspective," interrupted Harvey D. "We feel—"
He was superbly silenced by Merle, who in his best New Dawn manner exposed the real truth. The dollar trembled on its throne, the fat bourgeoisie—he spared a withering glance for Sharon, who was the only fat Whipple in the world—would resort to brutal force to silence those who saw the truth and were brave enough to speak it out.
He was completely shut down by Merle, who, in his best New Dawn style, revealed the real truth. The dollar shook in its seat, and the wealthy bourgeoisie—he threw a scathing look at Sharon, the only overweight Whipple around—would use brutal force to silence those who recognized the truth and had the courage to speak up.
"It's the age-old story," he went on, again sweeping the lock of hair from before his flashing glance. "Privilege throttles truth where it can. I should have expected nothing else; I have long known there was no soil here that would nourish our ideals. I couldn't long hope for sympathy from mere exploiters of labour. But the die is cast. God helping me, I must follow the light."
"It's the same old story," he continued, brushing the lock of hair out of his intense gaze. "Privilege smothers truth whenever it can. I should have anticipated nothing less; I've known for a long time that there’s no foundation here to support our ideals. I couldn't expect sympathy from those who simply exploit labor. But the decision is made. With God's help, I must pursue the truth."
The last was purely rhetorical, for no one on the staff of the New Dawn believed that God helped any one. Indeed, it was rather felt that God was on the side of privilege. But the speaker glowed as he achieved his period.
The last was just for show, since no one on the staff of the New Dawn thought that God helped anyone. In fact, they mostly believed that God favored the privileged. But the speaker beamed as he finished his point.
"If you would only try to get our point of view," again suggested Harvey D., as he straightened the Reading From Homer.
"If you would just try to see things from our perspective," Harvey D. suggested again, as he straightened the Reading From Homer.
"I cannot turn aside."
"I can't look away."
"Meaning?" inquired Sharon Whipple.
"What's the meaning?" asked Sharon Whipple.
"Meaning that we cannot accept another dollar of tainted money for our great work," said Merle, crisply.
"Which means we can't accept any more money that's dirty for our important work," Merle said sharply.
"Oh," said Sharon, "but that's what your pa just told you! You accepted it till he shut off on you."
"Oh," said Sharon, "but that's exactly what your dad just told you! You agreed with it until he cut you off."
"Against my better judgment and with many misgivings," returned the apostle of light. "Now we can go to the bitter end with no false sense of obligation."
"Despite my reservations and with a lot of doubt," replied the messenger of hope. "Now we can see it through to the very end without any false sense of duty."
"But your magazine will have to stop, I fear," interposed Gideon gently.
"But I’m afraid your magazine will have to stop," Gideon said gently.
Merle smiled wanly, shaking his head the while as one who contradicts from superior knowledge.
Merle smiled weakly, shaking his head like someone who disagrees with greater knowledge.
"You little know us," he retorted when the full effect of the silent, head-shaking smile had been had. "The people are at last roused. Money will pour in upon us. Money is the last detail we need think of. Our movement is solidly grounded. We have at our back"—he glanced defiantly at each of the three Whipples—"an awakened proletariat."
"You hardly know us," he shot back once the full impact of the silent, head-shaking smile was felt. "The people are finally waking up. Money is going to flow in. Money is the last thing we have to worry about. Our movement is firmly established. We have behind us"—he looked defiantly at each of the three Whipples—"an awakened working class."
"My!" said Gideon.
"My!" said Gideon.
"You are out of the current here," explained Merle, kindly. "You don't suspect how close we are to revolution. Yet that glorious rising of our comrades in Russia might have warned you. But your class, of course, never is warned."
"You’re out of touch with what’s happening right now," Merle explained kindly. "You have no idea how close we are to a revolution. That glorious uprising of our comrades in Russia should have been a wake-up call for you. But, of course, your class never sees the signs."
"Dear me!" broke in Harvey D. "You don't mean to say that conditions are as bad here as they were in Russia?"
"Goodness!" interrupted Harvey D. "You can't be saying that things are just as bad here as they were in Russia?"
"Worse—a thousand times worse," replied Merle. "We have here an autocracy more hateful, more hideous in its injustices, than ever the Romanoffs dreamed of. And how much longer do you think these serfs of ours will suffer it? I tell you they are roused this instant! They await only a word!"
"Worse—a thousand times worse," Merle said. "We have an autocracy here that's more hateful and more horrific in its injustices than the Romanoffs ever imagined. How much longer do you think our serfs will put up with this? I’m telling you, they are waking up right now! They’re just waiting for a signal!"
"Are you going to speak it?" demanded Sharon.
"Are you going to say it?" Sharon asked.
"Now, now!" soothed Harvey D. as Merle turned heatedly upon Sharon, who thus escaped blasting.
"Okay, okay!" soothed Harvey D. as Merle turned angrily towards Sharon, who narrowly avoided being targeted.
"I am not here to be baited," protested Merle.
"I’m not here to be provoked," Merle protested.
"Of course not, my boy," said the distressed Harvey D.
"Of course not, my boy," said the upset Harvey D.
Merle faced the latter.
Merle faced the second one.
"I need not say that this decision of yours—this abrupt withdrawal, of your cooperation—must make a profound difference in our relations. I feel the cause too deeply for it to be otherwise. You understand?"
"I don’t need to explain that your decision—this sudden pullback of your support—will drastically change our relationship. I care about this issue too much for it to be any different. Do you understand?"
"He's casting you off," said Sharon, "like the other one said he would."
"He's letting you go," Sharon said, "like the other one said he would."
"Ssh!" It was Gideon.
"Be quiet!" It was Gideon.
"I shall stay no longer to listen to mere buffoonery," and for the last time that night Merle swept back the ever-falling lock. He paused at the door. "The old spirit of intolerance," he said. "You are the sort who wouldn't accept truth in France in 1789, or in Russia the other day." And so he left them.
"I won't stay any longer to listen to this nonsense," and for the last time that night, Merle brushed aside the constantly falling lock of hair. He stopped at the door. "You're just like those who wouldn't accept the truth in France in 1789 or in Russia recently." And with that, he left them.
"My!" exclaimed Gideon, forcefully.
"Gosh!" exclaimed Gideon, forcefully.
"Dear me!" exclaimed Harvey D.
"Wow!" exclaimed Harvey D.
"Shucks!" exclaimed Sharon.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sharon.
"But the boy is goaded to desperation!" protested Harvey D.
"But the boy is pushed to desperation!" protested Harvey D.
"Listen!" urged Sharon. "Remember what his own father said! He's only half goaded. The other half is showing off—to himself and us. That man knew his own flesh and blood. And listen again! You sit tight if you want to get him back to reason!"
"Listen!" Sharon urged. "Remember what his dad said! He's only half pushed. The other half is just showing off—to himself and us. That guy knew his own family. And listen again! You stay put if you want to bring him back to reality!"
"Brother, I think you're right," said Gideon.
"You're right, dude," said Gideon.
"Dear me!" said Harvey D. He straightened an etched cathedral, and then with a brush from the hearth swept cigar ashes deeper into the rug about the chair of Sharon. "Dear me!" he sighed again.
"Wow!" said Harvey D. He fixed an engraved cathedral and then used a brush from the fireplace to push cigar ashes further into the rug around Sharon's chair. "Wow!" he sighed again.
Early the following morning Merle Whipple halted before the show window of Newbern's chief establishment purveying ready-made clothing for men. He was about to undergo a novel experience and one that would have profoundly shocked his New York tailors. There were suits in the window, fitted to forms with glovelike accuracy. He studied these disapprovingly, then entered the shop.
Early the next morning, Merle Whipple paused in front of the display window of Newbern's main store selling ready-to-wear men’s clothing. He was about to have a new experience, one that would have deeply shocked his tailors back in New York. The suits in the window were tailored to mannequins with precise fit. He looked at them with disapproval, then stepped into the shop.
"I want," he told the salesman, "something in a rough, coarse, common-looking suit—something such as a day labourer might wear."
"I want," he told the salesman, "something in a rough, coarse, casual-looking suit—something a day laborer might wear."
The salesman was momentarily puzzled, yet seemed to see light.
The salesman looked confused for a moment, but then seemed to understand.
"Yes, sir—right this way, sir," and he led his customer back between the lines of tables piled high with garments. He halted and spanned the chest of the customer with a tape measure. From halfway down a stack of coats he pulled one of the proper size.
"Yes, sir—right this way, sir," he said as he guided his customer through the rows of tables heaped with clothes. He stopped and stretched a tape measure across the customer's chest. From midway down a stack of coats, he picked one that was the right size.
"Here's a snappy thing, sir, fitted in at the back—belted —cuffs on the trousers, neat check——"
"Here’s a sharp outfit, sir, tailored at the back—belted—cuffs on the pants, nice check——"
But the customer waved it aside impatiently.
But the customer brushed it off impatiently.
"No, no! I want something common—coarse cloth, roughly made, no style; it mustn't fit too well."
"No, no! I want something ordinary—rough fabric, made in a basic way, no style; it shouldn't fit too snugly."
The salesman deliberated sympathetically.
The salesman thought carefully.
"Ah, I see—masquerade, sir?"
"Ah, I see—costume party, sir?"
The customer again manifested impatience.
The customer showed impatience again.
"No, no! A suit such as a day labourer might wear—a factory worker, one of the poorer class."
"No, no! A suit like what a day laborer would wear—a factory worker, someone from the lower class."
The salesman heightened his manifestation of sympathy.
The salesman showed even more sympathy.
"Well, sir"—he deliberated, tapping his brow with a pencil, scanning the long line of garments—"I'm afraid we're not stocked with what you wish. Best go to a costumer, sir, and rent one for the night perhaps."
"Well, sir," he thought for a moment, tapping his forehead with a pencil and looking over the long line of clothes, "I'm afraid we don't have what you're looking for. It’s probably best to go to a costume store and rent one for the night."
The customer firmly pushed back a pendent lock of hair and became impressive.
The customer confidently tucked a loose lock of hair behind their ear and looked impressive.
"I tell you it is not for a masquerade or any foolishness of that sort. I wish a plain, roughly made, common-looking suit of clothes, not too well fitting—the sort of things working people wear, don't you understand?"
"I’m telling you, this isn’t about a masquerade or anything silly like that. I want a plain, rough-looking, ordinary suit of clothes, not too fitted—the kind of stuff regular working folks wear, you get it?"
"But certainly, sir; I understand perfectly. This coat here is what the working people are buying; sold a dozen suits myself this week to some of the mill workers—very natty, sir, and only sixty-five dollars. If you'll look closely at the workers about town you'll see the same suits—right dressy, you'll notice. I'm afraid the other sort of thing has gone a little out of style; in fact, I don't believe you'll be able to find a suit such as you describe. They're not being made. Workers are buying this sort of garment." He picked up the snappy belted coat and fondled its nap affectionately. "Of course, for a fancy-dress party——"
"But of course, sir; I totally understand. This coat here is what the working-class folks are buying; I sold a dozen suits myself this week to some of the mill workers—very stylish, sir, and only sixty-five dollars. If you take a closer look at the workers around town, you'll see the same suits—pretty sharp, you'll notice. I'm afraid the other type of suit has kind of gone out of style; in fact, I don't think you'll be able to find a suit like the one you mentioned. They’re just not being made anymore. Workers are opting for this kind of clothing." He picked up the trendy belted coat and ran his fingers over its fabric fondly. "Of course, for a fancy dress party——"
"No, no, no! I tell you it isn't a masquerade!"
"No, no, no! I'm telling you it’s not a masquerade!"
The salesman seemed at a loss for further suggestions. The customer's eye lighted upon a pile of coats farther down the line.
The salesman looked like he didn’t know what else to suggest. The customer’s gaze landed on a stack of coats further down the line.
"What are those?"
"What are those?"
"Those? Corduroy, sir. Splendid garments—suitable for the woods, camping, hunting, fishing. We're well stocked with hunting equipment. Will you look at them?"
"Those? Corduroy, sir. Great clothes—ideal for the woods, camping, hunting, and fishing. We've got plenty of hunting gear. Would you like to take a look at them?"
"I suppose so," said the customer, desperately.
"I guess so," said the customer, feeling desperate.
Late that afternoon the three older Whipples, on the piazza of the Whipple New Place, painfully discussed the scene of the previous evening. It was felt by two of them that some tragic event impended. Sharon alone was cheerful. From time to time he admonished the other two to sit tight.
Late that afternoon, the three older Whipples sat on the porch of the Whipple New Place, seriously discussing what happened the night before. Two of them sensed that a tragic event was looming. Only Sharon was in a good mood. Every so often, he urged the other two to stay calm.
"He'll tell you you ain't any longer a father of his, or a grandfather, either, but sit tight!"
"He'll tell you that you're no longer his father or his grandfather, but just hang on!"
He had said this when Merle appeared before them as a car drew up to the door. There was an immediate sensation from which even Sharon was not immune. For Merle was garbed in corduroy, and the bagging trousers were stuffed into the tops of heavy, high-laced boots. The coat was belted but loose fitting. The exposed shirt was of brown flannel, and the gray felt hat was low-crowned and broad of brim. The hat was firmly set on the wearer's head, and about his neck was a wreath of colour—a knotted handkerchief of flaming scarlet.
He had just said this when Merle showed up in front of them as a car pulled up to the door. There was an immediate buzz that even Sharon couldn't ignore. Merle was dressed in corduroy, with baggy trousers tucked into heavy, high-laced boots. The coat was belted but loose. The shirt underneath was made of brown flannel, and he wore a low-crowned, broad-brimmed gray felt hat that sat firmly on his head. Around his neck was a splash of color— a knotted handkerchief in bright red.
The three men stared at him in silent stupefaction. He seemed about to pass them on his way to the waiting car, but then paused and confronted them, his head back. He laughed his bitter laugh.
The three men stared at him in stunned silence. He looked like he was going to walk past them to the waiting car, but then he stopped and faced them, his head tilted back. He let out a bitter laugh.
"Does it seem strange to see me in the dress of a common workingman?" he demanded.
"Is it weird to see me dressed like an ordinary working guy?" he asked.
"Dress of a what?" demanded Sharon Whipple. The other ignored this.
"Dress of a what?" asked Sharon Whipple. The other person ignored this.
"You have consigned me to the ranks," he continued, chiefly to Harvey D. "I must work with my hands for the simple fare that my comrades are able to gain with their own toil. I must dress as one of them. It's absurdly simple."
"You've put me in the ranks," he continued, mainly addressing Harvey D. "I have to work with my hands for the basic food that my comrades can earn through their own hard work. I have to dress like them. It's ridiculously simple."
"My!" exclaimed Gideon.
"My!" Gideon exclaimed.
Harvey D. was suffering profoundly, but all at once his eyes flashed with alarm.
Harvey D. was in deep pain, but suddenly his eyes widened with fear.
"Haven't those boots nails in them?" he suddenly demanded.
"Haven't those boots got nails in them?" he suddenly asked.
"I dare say they have."
"I bet they have."
"And you've been going across the hardwood floors?" demanded Harvey D. again.
"And you've been walking on the hardwood floors?" Harvey D. asked again.
"This is too absurd!" said Merle, grimly.
"This is totally ridiculous!" said Merle, grimly.
Harvey D. hesitated, then smiled, his alarm vanishing.
Harvey D. paused for a moment, then smiled, his worries fading away.
"Of course I was absurd," he admitted, contritely. "I know you must have kept on the rugs."
"Of course I was ridiculous," he admitted, remorsefully. "I know you must have stayed on the rugs."
"Oh, oh!" Again came the dry, bitter laugh of Merle.
"Oh, oh!" Merle's dry, bitter laugh echoed again.
"Say," broke in Sharon, "you want to take a good long look at the next workingman you see."
"Hey," interrupted Sharon, "you should really take a good long look at the next working guy you see."
Merle swept him with a glance of scorn. He stepped into the waiting car.
Merle shot him a scornful look. He got into the waiting car.
"I could no longer brook this spirit of intolerance, but I'm taking nothing except the clothes I'm wearing," he reminded Harvey D. "I go to my comrades barehanded." He adjusted the knot of crimson at his white throat. "But they will not be barehanded long, remember that!"
"I can't tolerate this attitude anymore, but I'm not taking anything except the clothes on my back," he reminded Harvey D. "I'm going to my friends empty-handed." He tightened the knot of red at his white collar. "But they won't be empty-handed for long, keep that in mind!"
Nathan Marwick started the car along the driveway. Merle was seen to order a halt.
Nathan Marwick started the car down the driveway. Merle was seen to signal for a stop.
"Of course, for a time, at least, I shall keep the New York apartment. My address will be the same."
"Of course, for now, I’ll keep the New York apartment. My address will stay the same."
The car went on.
The car kept going.
"Did that father know his own flesh and blood—I ask you?" demanded Sharon.
"Did that dad know his own flesh and blood—I ask you?" demanded Sharon.
"Dear me, dear me!" sighed Harvey D.
"Wow, wow!" sighed Harvey D.
"Poor young thing!" said Gideon.
"Poor thing!" said Gideon.
Merle, on his way to the train, thought of his hat. He had not been able to feel confidence in that hat. There was a trimness about it, an assertive glamour, an air of success, that should not stamp one of the oppressed. He had gone to the purchase of it with vague notions that a labouring man, at least while actually labouring, wears a square cap of paper which he has made himself. So he was crowned in all cartoons. But, of course, this paper thing would not do for street wear, and the hat he now wore was the least wealth-suggesting he had been able to find. He now decided that a cap would be better. He seemed to remember that the toiling masses wore a lot of caps.
Merle, on his way to the train, thought about his hat. He hadn't felt comfortable in that hat at all. It had a neatness, a bold style, and an air of success that didn’t seem right for someone like him. He had bought it with the vague idea that a working man, while actually working, wears a square paper cap that he makes himself. That’s how he was portrayed in all the cartoons. But, of course, a paper cap wouldn't work for going out, and the hat he was currently wearing was the least flashy one he could find. He now thought that a cap would be a better choice. He seemed to remember that the working-class often wore caps.
CHAPTER XVIII
A week later one of the New York evening papers printed an inspiring view of Merle Dalton Whipple in what was said to be the rough garb of the workingman. He stanchly fronted the world in a corduroy suit and high-laced boots, a handkerchief knotted at his throat above a flannel shirt, and a somewhat proletarian cap set upon his well-posed head. The caption ran: "Young Millionaire Socialist Leaves Life of Luxury to be Simple Toiler."
A week later, one of the New York evening papers published an inspiring image of Merle Dalton Whipple dressed in what was described as the rough attire of a working man. He confidently faced the world in a corduroy suit and high-laced boots, a handkerchief tied around his neck above a flannel shirt, and a somewhat working-class cap placed on his well-groomed head. The headline read: "Young Millionaire Socialist Leaves Life of Luxury to Become a Simple Laborer."
A copy of this enterprising sheet, addressed in an unknown hand, arrived at the Whipple New Place, to further distress the bereft family. Only Sharon Whipple was not distressed. He remarked that the toiler was not so simple as some people might think, and he urged that an inquiry be set on foot to discover the precise nature of the toil now being engaged in by this recruit to the ranks of labour. He added that he himself would be glad to pay ninety dollars a month and board to any toiler worth his salt, because Juliana was now his only reliable helper, and it did seem as if she would never learn to run a tractor, she having no gift for machinery. If Merle Whipple was bent on toil, why should he not come to the Home Farm, where plenty of it could be had for the asking?
A copy of this ambitious letter, written by someone unknown, arrived at the Whipple New Place, adding to the family's grief. Only Sharon Whipple remained unfazed. He pointed out that the worker was more resourceful than some might assume, and he suggested starting an investigation to find out exactly what kind of work this newcomer to the labor force was doing. He mentioned he would be happy to pay ninety dollars a month and provide meals for any laborer who was worth it, since Juliana was now his only dependable assistant, and it seemed like she would never learn to operate a tractor, as she lacked a knack for machinery. If Merle Whipple was determined to work, why shouldn't he come to the Home Farm, where there was plenty of work available?
Both Harvey D. and Gideon rebuked him for this levity, reminding him that he did not take into account the extreme sensitiveness of Merle.
Both Harvey D. and Gideon scolded him for this lightheartedness, reminding him that he didn't consider Merle's intense sensitivity.
Sharon merely said: "Mebbe so, mebbe not."
Sharon simply said, "Maybe yes, maybe no."
There came another issue of the New Dawn. It was a live issue, and contained a piece by the associate editor entitled, This Unpopular War, in which it was clearly shown that this war was unpopular. It was unpopular with every one the writer had questioned; no one wanted it, every one condemned it, even those actually engaged in it at Washington. The marvel was that an army could continue to go forward with existing public sentiment as the New Dawn revealed it. But a better day was said to be dawning. The time was at hand when an end would be put to organized exploitation and murder, which was all that the world had thus far been able to evolve in the way of a government.
There was another issue of the New Dawn. It was a current issue and included an article by the associate editor titled "This Unpopular War," which clearly showed that the war was not well-liked. It was unpopular with everyone the writer had asked; nobody wanted it, everyone criticized it, even those actually involved in it in Washington. The surprising thing was that an army could keep moving forward with the public sentiment as the New Dawn portrayed it. But a brighter future was said to be on the horizon. The time was coming when organized exploitation and murder, which was all that the world had been able to produce in terms of government so far, would come to an end.
In a foreword to the readers of the New Dawn, however, a faintly ominous note was sounded. It appeared that the interests had heinously conspired to suppress the magazine because of its loyalty to the ideals of free thought and free speech. In short, its life was menaced. Support was withdrawn by those who had suddenly perceived that the New Dawn meant the death of privilege; that "this flowering of mature and seasoned personalities" threatened the supremacy of the old order of industrial slavery. The mature and seasoned personalities had sounded the prelude to the revolution which "here bloodily, there peaceably, and beginning with Russia, would sweep the earth." Capital, affrighted, had drawn back. It was therefore now necessary that the readers of the New Dawn bear their own burden. If they would send in money in such sums as they could spare—and it was felt that these would flow in abundantly upon a hint—the magazine would continue and the revolution be a matter of days. It was better, after all, that the cause should no longer look to capital for favours. Contributors were to sign on the dotted line.
In the foreword to the readers of the New Dawn, however, a slightly threatening tone was sounded. It seemed that powerful interests had wickedly conspired to silence the magazine because of its commitment to the ideals of free thought and free speech. In short, its existence was in danger. Support was pulled back by those who suddenly realized that the New Dawn signified the end of privilege; that "this emergence of developed and experienced individuals" posed a threat to the dominance of the old system of industrial oppression. The developed and experienced individuals had initiated the groundwork for the revolution which "here violently, there peacefully, and starting with Russia, would sweep across the globe." Capital, frightened, had retreated. It was now necessary for the readers of the New Dawn to take on their own responsibility. If they could contribute any amount of money they could spare—and it was believed that these contributions would come in generously upon a suggestion—the magazine would continue, and the revolution would be just days away. After all, it was better for the cause not to rely on capital for support. Contributors were urged to sign on the dotted line.
There were no more New Dawns. The forces of privilege had momentarily prevailed, or the proletariat had been insufficiently roused to its plight. The New Dawn stopped, and in consequence the war went on. For a time, at least, America must continue in that spiritual darkness which the New Dawn had sought to illumine.
There were no more New Dawns. The forces of privilege had temporarily won, or the working class hadn’t been stirred enough to recognize their struggles. The New Dawn came to an end, and as a result, the war continued. For a while, at least, America would remain in that spiritual darkness which the New Dawn had aimed to light up.
Later it became known in Newbern that the staff of the New Dawn would now deliver its message by word of mouth. Specifically, Merle Whipple was said to be addressing throngs of despairing toilers not only in New York, but in places as remote as Chicago. Sharon Whipple now called him a crimson rambler.
Later, it became known in Newbern that the team from the New Dawn would now share its message verbally. Specifically, Merle Whipple was reported to be speaking to crowds of desperate workers not just in New York, but in as far-off places as Chicago. Sharon Whipple now referred to him as a crimson rambler.
Meanwhile, news of the other Cowan twin trickled into Newbern through letters from Winona Penniman, a nurse with the forces overseas. During her months of training in New York the epistolary style of Winona had maintained its old leisurely elegance, but early in the year of 1918 it suffered severely under the strain of active service and became blunt to the point of crudeness. The morale of her nice phrases had been shattered seemingly beyond restoration.
Meanwhile, news about the other Cowan twin started to arrive in Newbern through letters from Winona Penniman, a nurse serving overseas. During her training months in New York, Winona's writing style had kept its old, relaxed elegance, but early in 1918, it took a hard hit from the pressures of active duty and became direct to the point of rudeness. The uplifting tone of her words seemed to be shattered beyond repair.
"D—n this war!" began one letter to her mother. "We had influenza aboard coming over and three nurses died and were buried at sea. Also, one of our convoy foundered in a storm; I saw men clinging to the wreck as she went down.
"Damn this war!" began one letter to her mother. "We had the flu on board while crossing over and three nurses died and were buried at sea. Also, one of our ships in the convoy sank in a storm; I saw men clinging to the wreck as it went down.
"Can it be that I once lived in that funny little town where they make a fuss about dead people—flowers and a casket and a clergyman and careful burial? With us it's something to get out of the way at once. And life has always been this, and I never knew it, even if we did take the papers at home. Ha, ha! Yes, I can laugh, even in the face of it. 'Life is real, life is earnest'—how that line comes back to me with new force!"
"Is it possible that I once lived in that quirky little town where they make such a big deal over dead people—flowers, a casket, a clergyman, and a proper burial? For us, it's something to be dealt with quickly. Life has always been like this, and I never realized it, even though we did take the papers at home. Ha, ha! Yes, I can laugh, even when faced with it. 'Life is real, life is serious'—how that line hits me with new intensity!"
A succeeding letter from a base hospital somewhere in France spelled in full certain words that had never before polluted Winona's pen. Brazenly she abandoned the seemly reticence of dashes.
A follow-up letter from a military hospital somewhere in France spelled out certain words that had never before tarnished Winona's writing. Boldly, she discarded the usual dashes and held nothing back.
"Damn all the war!" she wrote; and again: "War is surely more hellish than hell could be!"
"Damn all the war!" she wrote; and again: "War is definitely worse than hell itself!"
"Mercy! Can the child be using such words in actual talk?", demanded Mrs. Penniman of the judge, to whom she read the letter.
"Wow! Is the child really using those words in conversation?" demanded Mrs. Penniman of the judge, to whom she read the letter.
"More'n likely," declared the judge. "War makes 'em forget their home training. Wouldn't surprise me if she went from bad to worse. It's just a life of profligacy she's leadin'—you can't tell me."
"More than likely," the judge said. "War makes them forget their upbringing. I wouldn’t be surprised if she went from bad to worse. It's just a life of excess she's living—you can't convince me otherwise."
"Nonsense!" snapped the mother.
"That's ridiculous!" snapped the mother.
"'And whom do you think I had a nice little visit with two days ago? He was on his way up to the front again, and it was our Wilbur. He's been in hot fighting three times already, but so far unscathed. But oh, how old he looks, and so severe and grim and muddy! He says he is the worst-scared man in the whole Army, bar none. He thought at first he would get over his fright, but each time he goes in he hates worse and worse to be shot at, and will positively never come to like it. He says the only way he can get over being frightened is to go on until he becomes very, very angry, and then he can forget it for a time. You can tell by his face that it would be easy to anger him.
"'And guess who I had a nice little visit with two days ago? He was on his way back to the front again, and it was our Wilbur. He's already been in intense fighting three times, but so far he's come through unscathed. But man, he looks so old, so serious and grim, and covered in mud! He says he's the most scared man in the entire Army, no contest. At first, he thought he would get over his fear, but every time he goes in, he hates being shot at more and more, and he will never come to like it. He says the only way he can deal with his fear is to keep going until he becomes really, really angry, and then he can forget about it for a while. You can tell by his face that it wouldn't take much to get him riled up."
"'But do not think he is cowardly, even if habitually frightened, because I also talked with his captain, who is an outspoken man, and he tells me that Wilbur is a regular fighting so-and-so. These were his very words. They are army slang, and mean that he is a brave soldier. A young man, a Mr. Edward Brennon from Newbern, a sort of athlete, came over with him, and they have been constantly together. I did not see this Mr. Brennon, but I hear that he, too, is gallantly great, and also a regular fighting so-and-so, as these rough men put it in their slang.
"'But don’t think he’s cowardly just because he’s often scared, because I also spoke with his captain, who is very straightforward, and he told me that Wilbur is a real fighter. Those were his exact words. They’re army slang and mean that he’s a brave soldier. A young guy, Mr. Edward Brennon from Newbern, who’s somewhat of an athlete, came over with him, and they’ve been hanging out together. I haven’t seen this Mr. Brennon, but I hear he’s also incredibly brave, and a real fighter, just like these tough guys say in their slang."
"'Wilbur spoke of Merle's writing about the war, and about America's being rotten to the core because of capital that people want to keep from the workingman, and he says he now sees that Merle must have been misled; as he puts it in his crude, forceful way, this man's country has come to stay. He says that is what he always says to himself when he has to go over the top, while he is still scared and before he grows angry—"This man's country has come to stay." He says this big American Army would laugh at many of Merle's speeches about America and the war. He says the country is greater than any magazine, even the best. Now my rest hour is over, and I must go in where they are doing terrible things to these poor men. For a week I have been on my feet eighteen hours out of each twenty-four. I have just time for another tiny cigarette before going into that awful smell.'
"'Wilbur talked about Merle's writing on the war and how America is fundamentally flawed because of the wealth that people hoard from workers. He now realizes that Merle must have been misled; as he bluntly puts it, this man's country is here to stay. He says that’s what he tells himself when he has to go over the top, still scared and before he turns angry—'This man's country is here to stay.' He believes this vast American Army would laugh at many of Merle's speeches about the country and the war. He insists the nation is bigger than any magazine, even the best one. Now my break is over, and I need to go in where they are doing terrible things to these poor men. I’ve been on my feet for eighteen hours out of every twenty-four for a week. I only have time for one more tiny cigarette before entering that terrible smell.'"
"Mercy!" cried the amazed mother.
"Wow!" cried the amazed mother.
"There you are!" retorted the judge. "Let her go into the Army and she takes up smoking. War leads to dissipation—ask any one."
"There you are!" replied the judge. "If she joins the Army, she'll pick up smoking. War leads to wasted potential—just ask anyone."
"I must send her some," declared Mrs. Penniman; "or I wonder if she rolls her own?"
"I have to send her some," said Mrs. Penniman; "or I wonder if she makes her own?"
"Yes, and pretty soon we'll have the whole house stenched up worse'n what Dave Cowan's pipe does it," grumbled the judge. "The idee of a girl of her years taking up cigarettes! A good thing the country's going dry. Them that smoke usually drink."
"Yeah, and pretty soon our whole house will smell worse than Dave Cowan's pipe," the judge complained. "The idea of a girl her age smoking! Good thing the country's going dry. People who smoke usually drink too."
"High time the girl had some fun," returned his wife, placidly.
"About time the girl had some fun," his wife replied calmly.
"Needn't be shameless about it," grumbled the judge. "A good woman has to draw the line somewhere."
"There's no need to be shameless about it," the judge grumbled. "A good woman has to set boundaries somewhere."
The unbending moralist later protested that Winona's letters should not be read to her friends. But Mrs. Penniman proved stubborn. She softened no word of Winona's strong language, and she betrayed something like a guilty pride in revealing that her child was now a hopeless tobacco addict.
The strict moralist later argued that Winona's letters shouldn't be shared with her friends. But Mrs. Penniman was determined. She didn't change a single word of Winona's strong language, and she showed something like a guilty pride in admitting that her child was now a hopeless tobacco addict.
A month later Winona further harassed the judge.
A month later, Winona continued to bother the judge.
"'I think only about life and death,'" read Mrs. Penniman, "'and I'm thinking now that the real plan of things is something greater than either of them. It is not rounded out by our dying in the right faith. Somehow it must go on and on, always in struggle and defeat. I used to think, of course, that our religious faith was the only true one, but now I must tell you I don't know what I am.'"
"'I only think about life and death,'" Mrs. Penniman said, "'and I believe that the real purpose of it all is something bigger than both. It's not just about dying with the right beliefs. It has to continue endlessly, always filled with struggle and failure. I used to believe that our faith was the only true one, but now I have to admit I don't know who I am.'"
"My Lord!" groaned the horrified judge. "The girl's an atheist! That's what people are when they don't know what they are. First swearing, then smoking cigarettes, now forsaking her religion. Mark my words, she's coming home an abandoned woman!"
"My Lord!" groaned the shocked judge. "The girl’s an atheist! That’s what people become when they don’t understand themselves. First swearing, then smoking cigarettes, and now abandoning her faith. Mark my words, she’s coming home as a lost woman!"
"Stuff!" said Mrs. Penniman, crisply. "She's having a great experience. Listen! 'You should see them die here, in all faiths—Jews, Catholics, Protestants, and very, very many who have never enjoyed the consolation of any religious teachings whatsoever. But they all die alike, and you may think me dreadful for saying it, but I know their reward will be equal. I don't know if I will come out of it myself, but I don't think about that, because it seems unimportant. The scheme—you remember Dave Cowan always talking about the scheme—the scheme is so big, that dying doesn't matter one bit if you die trying for something. I couldn't argue about this, but I know it and these wonderful boys must know it when they go smiling straight into death. They know it without any one ever having told them. Sometimes I get to thinking of my own little set beliefs about a hereafter—those I used to hold—and they seem funny to me!'"
"Come on!" Mrs. Penniman said sharply. "She's having an amazing experience. Listen! 'You should see them die here, from all faiths—Jews, Catholics, Protestants, and so many who have never had any sort of religious teachings. But they all die the same way, and you might think I'm terrible for saying this, but I believe their reward will be the same. I don't know if I’ll make it myself, but I don’t worry about that because it feels unimportant. The plan—you remember how Dave Cowan always talked about the plan—the plan is so enormous that dying doesn't matter at all if you're dying while striving for something. I couldn't debate this, but I know it, and these amazing guys must know it when they go smiling right into death. They understand it without anyone ever having told them. Sometimes I find myself thinking about my own little beliefs about an afterlife—those I used to hold—and they seem silly to me!'"
"There!" The judge waved triumphantly. "Now she's makin' fun of the church! That's what comes of gittin' in with that fast Army set."
"There!" The judge waved triumphantly. "Now she's making fun of the church! That's what happens when you get involved with that wild Army crowd."
Mrs. Penniman ignored this.
Mrs. Penniman overlooked this.
"'Patricia Whipple feels the same way I do about these matters; more intensely if that were possible. I had a long talk with her yesterday. She has been doing a wonderful work in our section. She is one of us that can stand anything, any sort of horrible operation, and never faint, as some of the nurses have done. She is apparently at such times a thing of steel, a machine, but she feels intensely when it is over and she lets down.
"'Patricia Whipple feels the same way I do about these things; even more strongly, if that's possible. I had a long chat with her yesterday. She's been doing an amazing job in our section. She's one of those people who can handle anything, any kind of terrible procedure, and never faint, unlike some of the nurses. At those moments, she seems like a steel machine, but she feels deeply when it's all over and she finally relaxes.
"'You wouldn't know her. Thin and drawn, but can work twenty hours at a stretch and be ready for twenty more next day. She is on her way up to a first-aid station, which I myself would not be equal to. It is terrible enough at this base hospital. For one who has been brought up as she has, gently nurtured, looked after every moment, she is amazing. And, as I say, she feels as I do about life and death and the absurd little compartments into which we used to pack religion. She says she expects never to get back home, because the world is coming to an end. You would not be surprised at her thinking this if you could see what she has to face. She is a different girl. We are both different. We won't ever be the same again.'"
"'You wouldn't know her. She's slim and worn down, but she can work twenty hours straight and be ready to do it again the next day. She's on her way to a first-aid station, which I wouldn't be able to handle. It's bad enough at this base hospital. For someone who has been raised the way she has, gently cared for and looked after every moment, she’s impressive. And, like I said, she shares my feelings about life and death and the absurd little boxes we used to put religion into. She thinks she’ll never make it back home because the world is ending. You wouldn't be surprised by her thinking this if you saw what she has to deal with. She's a different person. We’re both different. We'll never be the same again.'"
"Wha'd I tell you?" demanded the judge.
"What did I tell you?" demanded the judge.
"'The war increases in violence—dreadful sights, dreadful smells. I am so glad Merle's eyes kept him out of it. He would have been ill fitted for this turmoil. Wilbur was the one for it. I saw him a few minutes the other day, on his way to some place I mustn't write down. He said: "Do you know what I wish?" I said: "No; what do you wish?" He said: "I wish I was back in the front yard, squirting water on the lawn and flower beds, where no one would be shooting at me, and it was six o'clock and there was going to be fried chicken for supper and one of those deep-dish apple pies without any bottom to it, that you turn upside down and pour maple sirup on. That's what I wish."'"
"The war is getting more violent—terrible sights, terrible smells. I'm so glad Merle's sight kept him safe from it. He wouldn’t have handled this chaos well. Wilbur was the one suited for it. I saw him for a few minutes the other day, on his way to a place I can’t mention. He said, 'Do you know what I wish?' I replied, 'No; what do you wish?' He said, 'I wish I was back in the front yard, spraying water on the lawn and flower beds, where no one was shooting at me, and it was six o'clock with fried chicken for dinner and one of those deep-dish apple pies without a bottom that you flip over and pour maple syrup on. That’s what I wish.'"
"Always thinking of his stomach!" muttered the judge.
"Always thinking about his stomach!" the judge muttered.
"'But he has gone on, and I can't feel distressed, even though I know it is probable he will never come back. I know it won't make any difference in the real plan, and that it is only important that he keep on being a fighting so-and-so, as they say in the Army. It is not that I am callous, but I have come to get a larger view of death—mere death. I said good-bye to him for probably the last time with as little feeling as I would have said good-bye to Father on departing for a three-days' trip to the city.'"
"'But he has moved on, and I can't feel upset, even though I know it's likely he won't come back. I understand it won't change the bigger picture, and what really matters is that he keeps being a tough guy, as they say in the Army. It's not that I'm heartless, but I've come to have a broader perspective on death—just death. I said goodbye to him for what is probably the last time with as little emotion as I would have had when saying goodbye to Dad before heading off for a three-day trip to the city.'"
"Naturally she'd forget her parents," said the judge. "That's what it leads to."
"Of course she'd forget her parents," said the judge. "That's where it leads."
Late in June of that year the shattered remains of a small town somewhere in France, long peaceful with the peace of death, became noisy with a strange new life. Two opposing and frenzied lines of traffic clashed along the road that led through it and became a noisy jumble in the little square at its centre, a disordered mass of camions, artillery, heavy supply wagons, field kitchens, ambulances, with motorcycles at its edges like excited terriers, lending a staccato vivacity to its uproar.
Late in June of that year, the broken remains of a small town somewhere in France, which had been quietly resting in death, suddenly came alive with a strange new energy. Two chaotic and frenzied lines of traffic collided along the road that passed through it, creating a noisy chaos in the small square at its center. It was a disordered jumble of trucks, artillery, heavy supply wagons, field kitchens, and ambulances, with motorcycles zipping around the edges like excited terriers, adding a sharp liveliness to the uproar.
Artillery and soldiers went forward; supply wagons, empty, and ambulances, not empty, poured back in unending succession; and only the marching men, gaunt shapes in the dust, were silent. They came from a road to the south, an undulating double line of silent men in dust-grayed khaki, bent under a burden of field equipment, stepping swiftly along the narrow, stone-paved street, heads down, unheeding the jagged ruin of small shops and dwellings that flanked the way. Reaching the square, they turned to cross a makeshift bridge—beside one of stone that had spanned the little river but now lay broken in its shallow bed. Beyond this stream they followed a white road that wound gently up a sere hill between rows of blasted poplars. At the top of the rise two shining lines of helmets undulated rhythmically below the view.
Artillery and soldiers moved forward; supply wagons, empty, and ambulances, full, streamed back in an endless flow; and only the marching men, thin figures in the dust, remained silent. They came from a road to the south, a wavering double line of quiet men in dust-covered khaki, weighed down by field gear, moving quickly along the narrow, stone-paved street, heads down, ignoring the jagged ruins of small shops and homes that lined the route. Upon reaching the square, they turned to cross a makeshift bridge—next to a stone one that used to span the small river but now lay broken in its shallow bed. Beyond this stream, they followed a white road that gently climbed a dry hill between rows of shattered poplar trees. At the top of the rise, two shimmering lines of helmets moved rhythmically out of sight.
At moments the undulations would cease and the lines dissolve. The opposing streams of traffic would merge in a tangle beyond extrication until a halt enabled each to go its way. A sun-shot mist of fine dust softened all lines until from a little distance the figures of men and horses and vehicles were but twisting, yellowish phantoms, strangely troubled, strangely roaring.
At times, the waves would stop and the lines would blur. The streams of traffic would get tangled up, making it impossible to separate them until they finally paused and each could move on. A sunlit haze of fine dust softened everything, turning the shapes of men, horses, and vehicles into twisting, yellowish ghosts, oddly disturbed and oddly loud.
At these times the lines of marching men, halted by some clumsy clashing of war machines, instantly became mere huddles of fatigue by the wayside, falling to earth like rows of standing blocks sent over by a child's touch.
At those moments, the lines of soldiers, stopped by the awkward collision of war machines, quickly turned into just tired groups resting by the side of the road, collapsing like rows of blocks toppled by a child's hand.
Facing the square was a small stone church that had been mistreated. Its front was barred by tumbled masonry, but a well-placed shell had widely breached its side wall. Through this timbered opening could be seen rows of cots hovered over by nurses or white-clad surgeons. Their forms flashed with a subdued radiance far back in the shaded interior. Litter bearers came and went.
Facing the square was a small stone church that had been damaged. Its front was blocked by fallen bricks, but a well-placed shell had created a large hole in its side wall. Through this timbered opening, you could see rows of cots attended to by nurses or surgeons in white coats. Their figures glowed softly deep in the dim interior. Litter bearers came and went.
From the opening now issued a red-faced private, bulky with fat. One of his eyes was hidden from the public by a bandage, but the other surveyed the milling traffic with a humorous tolerance. Though propelling himself with crutches, he had contrived to issue from the place with an air of careless sauntering. Tenderly he eased his bulk to a flat stone, aforetime set in the church's façade, and dropped a crutch at either side. He now readjusted his hat, for the bandage going up over his shock of reddish hair had affected its fit. Next he placed an inquiring but entirely respectful palm over the bandaged eye.
From the opening came a red-faced private, heavyset and overweight. One of his eyes was covered with a bandage, but the other looked out at the bustling traffic with a wry sense of humor. Despite using crutches, he had managed to leave the building with a casual air. Gently, he settled his weight onto a flat stone that had once been part of the church's façade and dropped a crutch on either side. He adjusted his hat, as the bandage over his unruly reddish hair had changed how it fit. Then he placed a curious yet completely respectful hand over the bandaged eye.
"Never was such a hell of a good eye, anyhow," he observed, and winked the unhidden eye in testimony of his wit. Then he plucked from back of an ear a half-smoked cigarette, relighted this, and leered humorously at the spreading tangle before him.
"Never had such a damn good eye, anyway," he remarked, winking the visible eye to show off his humor. Then he pulled a half-smoked cigarette from behind his ear, lit it again, and looked at the messy situation before him with a playful smirk.
"Naughty, naughtykins!" he called to a driver of four mules who had risen finely to an emergency demanding sheer language. "First chance I had to get a good look at the war, what with one thing and another," he amiably explained to a sergeant of infantry who was passing.
"Naughty, naughtykins!" he called to a driver of four mules who had stepped up admirably in a situation that required quick thinking. "This is the first time I've really had a chance to see the war up close, with everything going on," he explained cheerfully to a passing infantry sergeant.
Neither of his sallies evoked a response, but he was not rebuffed. He wished to engage in badinage, but he was one who could entertain himself if need be. He looked about for other diversion.
Neither of his attempts got a reaction, but he wasn't rejected. He wanted to joke around, but he was someone who could keep himself entertained if necessary. He looked around for something else to do.
To the opening in the church wall came a nurse. She walked with short, uncertain steps and leaned against the ragged edge of the wall, with one arm along its stone for support. Her face was white and drawn, and for a moment she closed her eyes and breathed deeply of the dust-laden air. The fat private on the stone, a score of feet away, studied her approvingly. She was slight of form and her hair beneath the cap was of gold, a little tarnished. He waited for her eyes to open, then hailed her genially as he waved at a tangle of camions and ambulances now blocking the bridge.
A nurse approached the opening in the church wall. She walked with unsteady, short steps and leaned against the rough edge of the wall, resting one arm on the stone for support. Her face was pale and drawn, and for a moment she closed her eyes and took a deep breath of the dusty air. The overweight soldier on the stone, a short distance away, looked at her with approval. She had a slender figure, and her hair under the cap was golden, though slightly dull. He waited for her to open her eyes, then cheerfully called out to her while waving at a mess of trucks and ambulances currently blocking the bridge.
"Worse'n fair week back home on Main Street, hey, sister?"
"Worse than fair week back home on Main Street, right, sis?"
But she did not hear him, for a battered young second lieutenant with one arm in a sling had joined her from the dusk of the church.
But she didn't hear him, because a battered young second lieutenant with one arm in a sling had come over to her from the dimness of the church.
"Done up, nurse?" he demanded.
"All set, nurse?" he demanded.
"Only for a second. We just finished something pretty fierce."
"Just for a moment. We just wrapped up something really intense."
She pointed back of her, but without looking.
She pointed behind her without looking.
"Why not sit down on that stone?"
"Why not take a seat on that rock?"
He indicated a fallen slab at her feet. She looked at it with frank longing, but smiled a refusal.
He pointed to a fallen slab at her feet. She looked at it with clear desire but smiled and declined.
"Dassent," she said. "I'd be asleep in no time."
"Dassent," she replied. "I'd be out in no time."
"Cheer up! We'll soon finish this man's job."
"Cheer up! We'll wrap up this guy's work soon."
The girl looked at him with eyes already freshened.
The girl looked at him with eyes that were already brightened.
"No, it won't ever be finished. It's going on forever. Nothing but war and that inside."
"No, it will never be finished. It's going on forever. Just war and that inside."
Again she pointed back without turning her head.
Again she pointed back without looking away.
"Another jam!"
"Another traffic jam!"
The second lieutenant waved toward the makeshift bridge. The girl watched the muddle of wheeled things and stiffened with indignation.
The second lieutenant gestured towards the temporary bridge. The girl observed the chaotic scene of vehicles and stiffened with anger.
"That's why it'll last so long," she said. "Because these officers of ours can't learn anything. Look at that muddle—while men are dying on beyond. You'd think they were a lot of schoolboys. Haven't they been told to keep one road for their up traffic and another road for their down traffic? But they wouldn't do it, because it was the British who told 'em. But the British had found out, hadn't they? Catch them having a senseless mix-up like that! But our men won't listen. They won't even listen to me. I've told one general and six or seven colonels only this morning. Told the general to keep certain roads for troops and wagons going to the front, and other roads of traffic coming back to camps and depots, and all he could say was that he hoped to God there wouldn't be another war until the women could staff it."
"That's why it will last so long," she said. "Because our officers can't learn anything. Just look at that mess—while people are dying out there. You’d think they were a bunch of kids. Haven’t they been told to keep one road for traffic going in and another for traffic coming back? But they won’t do it because it was the British who suggested it. But the British figured it out, didn’t they? They wouldn’t have such a pointless mix-up! But our men won’t listen. They won’t even listen to me. I told one general and six or seven colonels just this morning. I told the general to keep certain roads clear for troops and wagons heading to the front and other roads for the traffic coming back to camps and depots, and all he could say was that he hoped to God there wouldn’t be another war until women could take charge."
"Hooray, hooray!" squeaked the listening private in a subdued falsetto not meant to be overheard.
"Hooray, hooray!" squeaked the listening private in a quiet falsetto that wasn’t meant to be heard.
Then he turned to stare up the street of broken shop fronts. One of these diverted his attention from the nurse. Above its door protruded a bush, its leaves long since withered. He knew this for the sign of a wine shop, and with much effort regained his feet to hobble toward it. He went far enough to note that the bush broke its promise of refreshment, for back of it was but dry desolation.
Then he turned to look up the street lined with shattered shop fronts. One of them caught his eye, pulling his attention away from the nurse. Above its entrance was a bush, its leaves long gone. He recognized that as the sign of a wine shop and, with considerable effort, got back on his feet to shuffle toward it. He walked far enough to see that the bush didn't deliver on its promise of refreshment, as behind it was only dry emptiness.
"Napoo!" he murmured in his best French, and turned to measure the distance back to his stone seat. To this he again sauntered carelessly, as a gentleman walking abroad over his estate.
"Napoo!" he murmured in his best French and turned to gauge the distance back to his stone seat. He sauntered back casually, like a gentleman taking a stroll through his estate.
The second lieutenant was leaving the nurse by the extemporized portal of the church, though she seemed not to have done with exposing the incompetence of certain staff officers. She still leaned wearily against the wall, vocal with irritation.
The second lieutenant was walking away from the nurse by the makeshift entrance of the church, although she didn’t seem ready to stop criticizing the incompetence of some staff officers. She was still leaning tiredly against the wall, expressing her frustration.
"Bawl 'em out, sister! I think anything you think," called the private.
"Bawl them out, sister! I think whatever you think," shouted the private.
Then from his stone seat he turned to survey the double line of marching men that issued from the street into the square. They came now to a shuffling halt at a word of command relayed from some place beyond the bridge, where a new jumble of traffic could be dimly discerned. The lines fell apart and the men sank to earth in the shade of the broken buildings across the square. The private waved them a careless hand, with the mild interest of one who has been permanently dissevered from their activities.
Then from his stone seat, he turned to look at the double line of marching soldiers that came from the street into the square. They came to a shuffling stop at a command passed down from somewhere beyond the bridge, where a new mass of traffic could be faintly seen. The lines separated, and the soldiers dropped down in the shade of the ruined buildings across the square. The private waved them off with a casual gesture, showing the mild interest of someone who has been permanently disconnected from their actions.
One of them slouched over, gave the private a new cigarette, and slouched back to his resting mates. In the act of lighting the cigarette the fat private noted that another of these reclining figures had risen and was staring fixedly either at him or at something beyond him. He turned and perceived that the nurse and not himself must be the object of this regard.
One of them slumped over, handed the private a fresh cigarette, and then slumped back to his resting friends. While lighting the cigarette, the heavyset private noticed that another one of these lounging figures had stood up and was staring intensely either at him or at something behind him. He turned and realized that it was the nurse, not him, who was the focus of this attention.
The risen private came on a dozen paces, halted hesitatingly, and stared once more. The nurse, who had drooped again after the departure of the second lieutenant, now drew a long breath, threw up her shoulders, and half turned as if to reënter the church. The hesitating private, beholding the new angle of her face thus revealed to him, darted swiftly forward with a cry that was formless but eloquent. The nurse stayed motionless, but with eyes widened upon the approaching figure. The advancing private had risen wearily, and his first steps toward the church had been tired, dragging steps, but for the later distance he became agile and swift, running as one refreshed. The fat private on the stone observed the little play.
The private got up and took a few steps, then paused uncertainly and looked again. The nurse, who had slumped again after the second lieutenant left, now took a deep breath, shrugged her shoulders, and half-turned as if to go back into the church. The hesitant private, seeing the new angle of her face, rushed forward with a cry that was vague but expressive. The nurse stayed still, her eyes widening as she watched him approach. At first, the private’s steps toward the church were slow and heavy, but as he continued, he became quick and light on his feet, running as if he were energized. The overweight private sitting on the stone observed the whole scene.
The couple stood at last, tensely, face to face. The watcher beheld the girl's eyes rest with wild wonder upon the newcomer, eyes that were steady, questioning green flames. He saw her form stiffen, her shoulders go back, her arms rise, her clenched hands spread apart in a gesture that was something of fear but all of allure. The newcomer's own hands widened to meet hers, the girl's wrists writhed into his tightened grasp, her own hands clasped his arms and crept slowly, tightly along the dusty sleeves of his blouse. Still her eyes were eyes of wild wonder, searching his face. They had not spoken, but now the hands of each clutched the shoulders of the other for the briefest of seconds. Then came a swift enveloping manoeuvre, and the girl was held in a close embrace.
The couple finally stood face to face, tense and anxious. The observer watched as the girl's eyes filled with wild wonder at the newcomer, her steady, questioning green flames burning bright. He noticed her body stiffen, her shoulders pull back, her arms rise, and her clenched hands spread apart in a gesture that expressed both fear and attraction. The newcomer opened his hands to meet hers, and her wrists twisted into his firm grip, her hands clasping his arms and sliding slowly, tightly along the dusty sleeves of his shirt. Her eyes remained filled with wild wonder, searching his face. They hadn't said anything, but for a brief moment, each of them grasped the other's shoulders. Then, in a swift move, he pulled her into a close embrace.
The watching private studied the mechanics of this engagement with an expert eye. He saw the girl's arms run to tighten about the soldier's neck. He saw her face lift. The soldier's helmet obscured much of what ensued, and the watcher called softly. "Hats off in front!" Then fastidiously dusting the back of one hand, he kissed it audibly. Behind him, across the square, a score of recumbent privates were roused to emulation. Dusting the backs of their hands they kissed them both tenderly and audibly.
The observing private analyzed the dynamics of this interaction with a keen eye. He noticed the girl's arms wrap tightly around the soldier's neck. He saw her face tilt upwards. The soldier's helmet blocked much of what happened next, and the watcher whispered, "Hats off in front!" Then, carefully dusting the back of one hand, he kissed it loudly. Behind him, across the square, a dozen lounging privates were inspired to imitate him. They dusted the backs of their hands and kissed them both gently and loudly.
The two by the church were oblivious of this applause. Their arms still held each other. Neither had spoken. The girl's face was set in wonder, in shining unbelief, yet a little persuaded. They were apart the reach of their arms.
The two by the church didn’t notice the applause. They still had their arms around each other. Neither of them spoke. The girl’s face was filled with wonder, shining disbelief, yet slightly convinced. They were just out of reach of each other’s arms.
"As you were!" ordered the fat private in low tones, and with a little rush they became as they were. Again the girl's arms ran to tighten about the soldier's neck. The watcher noticed their earnest constrictions.
"As you were!" commanded the chubby private in a quiet voice, and with a quick movement, they returned to their previous positions. Once more, the girl's arms tightened around the soldier's neck. The observer noticed their intense embrace.
"I bet that lad never reads his dice wrong," he murmured, admiringly. "Oh, lady, lady! Will you watch him June her!"
"I bet that guy never misreads his dice," he said, admiringly. "Oh, lady, lady! Will you watch him June her!"
He here became annoyed to observe that his cigarette had been burning wastefully. He snapped off its long ash and drew tremendously upon it. The two were still close, but now they talked. He heard sounds of amazement, of dismay, from the girl.
He became annoyed to see that his cigarette had been burning wastefully. He tapped off the long ash and took a deep drag on it. The two were still close, but now they were talking. He heard sounds of surprise and disappointment from the girl.
"Put a comether on her before she knew it," explained the private to himself.
"Put a charm on her before she even realized it," the private thought to himself.
There followed swift, broken murmurs, incoherent, annoyingly, to the listener, but the soldier's arms had not relaxed and the arms of the girl were visibly compressed about his neck. Then they fell half apart once more. The watcher saw that the girl was weeping, convulsed with long, dry, shuddering sobs.
There were quick, fragmented murmurs, hard to understand and irritating to the listener, but the soldier's grip remained strong and the girl’s arms were tightly wrapped around his neck. Then they loosened a bit again. The observer noticed that the girl was crying, shaking with deep, dry sobs.
"As you were!" he again commanded, and the order was almost instantly obeyed.
"As you were!" he commanded again, and the order was almost immediately followed.
Presently they talked again, quick, short speech, provokingly blurred to the private's ears.
Presently, they spoke again, in quick, short sentences, provocatively muffled to the private's ears.
"Louder!" he commanded. "We can't hear at the back of the hall."
"Louder!" he ordered. "We can't hear you from the back of the hall."
The muffled talk went on, one hand of the girl ceaselessly patting the shoulder where it had rested.
The quiet conversation continued, one hand of the girl constantly patting the shoulder where it had been.
Now a real command came. The line of men rose, its head by the bridge coming up first. The pair by the church drew apart, blended again momentarily. The soldier sped back to his place, leaving the girl erect, head up, her shining eyes upon him. He did not look back. The line was marking time.
Now a real command was given. The line of men stood up, the front moving forward first by the bridge. The two by the church separated, then came together again for a moment. The soldier hurried back to his spot, leaving the girl standing tall, head raised, her bright eyes on him. He didn't look back. The line was marching in place.
The fat private saw his moment. He reached for his crutches and laboriously came to his feet. Hands belled before his mouth, he trumpeted ringingly abroad: "Let the war go on!"
The heavy private saw his chance. He grabbed his crutches and slowly got to his feet. With his hands cupped around his mouth, he shouted loudly: "Let the war continue!"
An officer, approaching from the bridge, seemed suddenly to be stricken with blindness, deafness, and a curious facial paralysis.
An officer, coming from the bridge, suddenly appeared to be hit with blindness, deafness, and a strange facial paralysis.
Once more the column undulated over the tawny crest of the hill. The nurse stood watching, long after her soldier had become indistinguishable in the swinging, grayish-brown mass.
Once again, the group moved over the brown ridge of the hill. The nurse kept watching, long after her soldier had blended into the swaying, grayish-brown crowd.
"Hey, nurse!" the fat private, again seated, called to her.
"Hey, nurse!" the overweight private, sitting again, called to her.
To his dismay she came to stand beside him, refreshed, radiant.
To his disappointment, she came to stand next to him, looking refreshed and glowing.
"What you think of the war?" he asked.
"What do you think about the war?" he asked.
He was embarrassed by her nearness. He had proposed badinage at a suitable distance.
He felt awkward about her being so close. He had suggested light teasing from a comfortable distance.
"This war is nothing," said the girl.
"This war is nothing," said the girl.
"No?" The private was entertained.
"No?" The private was amused.
"Nothing! A bore, of course, but it will end in a minute."
"Nothing! It's dull, obviously, but it’ll be over in a minute."
"Sure it will!" agreed the private. "Don't let no one tell you different."
"Of course it will!" the private agreed. "Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise."
"I should think not! This man's war won't bother me any more."
"I don’t think so! This guy’s war won’t bother me anymore."
"Not any more?" demanded the private with insinuating emphasis.
"Not anymore?" the private pressed, with a suggestive emphasis.
"Not any more."
"Not anymore."
The private felt emboldened.
The private felt more confident.
"Say, sister"—he grinned up at her—"that boy changed your view a lot, didn't he?"
"Hey, sister," he smiled at her. "That guy really changed your perspective a lot, didn't he?"
"You mean to say you were here?" She flashed him a look of annoyance.
"You mean you were here?" She gave him an annoyed look.
"Was I here? Sister, we was all here! The whole works was here!"
"Was I here? Sister, we were all here! Everyone was here!"
She reflected, the upper lip drawn down.
She thought to herself, her upper lip curled down.
"Who cares?" she retorted. She turned away, then paused, debating with herself. "You—you needn't let it go any farther, but I've got to tell someone. It was a surprise. I was never so bumped in my whole life."
"Who cares?" she snapped. She turned away, then stopped, weighing her options. "You—you don’t have to take it any further, but I need to tell someone. It was a surprise. I've never felt so shocked in my entire life."
The private grinned again.
The private smiled again.
"Lady, that lad just naturally put a comether on you."
"Lady, that guy just naturally put a charm on you."
She considered this, then shook her head.
She thought about it for a moment, then shook her head.
"No, it was more like—we must have put one on each other. It—it was fierce!"
"No, it was more like—we must have put one on each other. It—it was intense!"
"Happy days!" cheered the private. She lighted him with the effulgence of a knowing smile.
"Happy days!" cheered the private. She brightened his mood with the glow of a knowing smile.
"Thanks a lot," she said.
"Thanks so much," she said.
The war went on.
The war continued.
In her next letter Winona Penniman wrote: "We moved up to a station nearer the front last Tuesday. I spent a night with Patricia Whipple. The child has come through it all wonderfully so far. A month ago she was down and out; now she can't get enough work to do. Says the war bores her stiff. She means to stick it through, but all her talk is of going home. By the way, she told me she had a little visit with Wilbur Cowan the other day. She says she never saw him looking better."
In her next letter, Winona Penniman wrote: "We moved to a station closer to the front last Tuesday. I spent a night with Patricia Whipple. The girl has handled everything so well so far. A month ago, she was really down; now she can't get enough work to keep her busy. She says the war bores her to death. She plans to stick it out, but all she talks about is going home. By the way, she mentioned she had a brief visit with Wilbur Cowan the other day. She says she has never seen him looking better."
CHAPTER XIX
Two lines of helmeted men went over the crest of the hill. Private Cowan was no longer conscious of aching feet and leaden legs or of the burden that bowed his shoulders. There was a pounding in his ears, and in his mind a verse of Scripture that had lingered inexplicably there since their last billet at Comprey. His corporal, late a theological student, had read and expounded bits of the Bible to such as would listen. Forsaking beaten paths, he had one day explored Revelations. He had explained the giving unto seven angels of seven golden vials of the wrath of God, but later came upon a verse that gave him pause:
Two lines of helmeted soldiers crested the hill. Private Cowan was no longer aware of his sore feet, heavy legs, or the weight that slumped his shoulders. There was a throbbing in his ears, and a Bible verse that had stuck in his mind since their last stay at Comprey. His corporal, who had previously been a theology student, had read and explained parts of the Bible to anyone who would listen. Instead of sticking to the usual passages, one day he delved into Revelation. He explained how seven angels were given seven golden vials filled with God's wrath but later found a verse that made him pause:
"And there appeared a great wonder in heaven; a woman clothed with the sun, and the moon under her feet, and upon her head a crown of twelve stars."
"And then a great sign appeared in heaven: a woman dressed with the sun, the moon beneath her feet, and a crown of twelve stars on her head."
It seemed that everything in Revelations had a hidden meaning, and the expert found this obscure. There had been artless speculation among the listeners. A private with dice had professed to solve the riddle of the Number Seven, and had even alleged that twelve might be easier to throw if one kept repeating the verse, but this by his fellows was held to be rank superstition. No really acceptable exposition had been offered of the woman clothed with the sun, and under her feet the moon, and upon her head a crown of twelve stars.
It seemed that everything in Revelations had a hidden meaning, and the expert found this vague. There had been naive speculation among the listeners. A soldier with dice claimed he could solve the riddle of the Number Seven and even suggested that rolling a twelve might be easier if you kept repeating the verse, but his peers considered this pure superstition. No truly acceptable explanation had been provided for the woman clothed with the sun, standing on the moon, and wearing a crown of twelve stars.
Wilbur Cowan, marching up the hill, now sounded the words to himself; they went with that pounding in his ears. At last he knew what they meant—a great wonder in heaven, a woman clothed with the sun, and under her feet the moon. Over and over he chanted the words.
Wilbur Cowan, walking up the hill, now rehearsed the words in his mind; they matched the pounding in his ears. At last, he understood what they meant—a magnificent sight in the sky, a woman dressed in sunlight, with the moon beneath her feet. He repeated the words over and over.
So much was plain to him. But how had it come about? They had looked, then enveloped each other, not thinking, blindly groping. They had been out of themselves, not on guard, not held by a thousand bands of old habit that back in Newbern would have restrained them. Lacking these, they had rushed to that wild contact like two charged clouds, and everything was changed by that moment's surrender to some force beyond their relaxed wills. Something between them had not been, now it was; something compelling; something that had, for its victory, needed only that they confront each other, not considering, not resisting, biddable.
So much was obvious to him. But how did it happen? They had looked at each other, then embraced, without thinking, blindly reaching out. They had let go of themselves, not on guard, free from the thousand habits that would have held them back in Newbern. Without those restraints, they had rushed into that wild connection like two charged clouds, and everything changed in that moment when they surrendered to a force beyond their relaxed wills. Something that hadn't existed between them was now there; something powerful; something that only required them to face each other, without thought, without resistance, willing.
In his arms she had cried: "But how did we know—how did we know?"
In his arms, she had cried, "But how did we know—how did we know?"
He had found no answer. Holding her fiercely as he did, it seemed enough that they did know. He had surrendered, but could not reason—was even incurious.
He found no answer. Holding her tightly as he did, it felt like it was enough that they understood. He had given up, but could not think—was even uninterested.
At the last she had said: "But if it shouldn't be true; if it's only because we're both worn down and saw someone from home. Suppose it's mere—"
At last, she said, "But what if it isn't true? What if it's just because we're both exhausted and saw someone from home? What if it's just—"
She had broken off to thump his shoulder in reassurance, to cling more abjectly. It was then she had wept, shakingly, in a vast impatience with herself for trying to reason.
She had stopped to pat his shoulder in reassurance, to cling more desperately. It was then that she had cried, shaking with a deep frustration at herself for trying to reason.
"It is true! It is true—it's true, it's true!" she had told him with piteous vehemence, then wilted again to his support, one hand stroking his dusty cheek.
"It’s true! It’s true—it really is!” she had told him with desperate intensity, then leaned back against him for support, one hand gently brushing his dusty cheek.
When the command had come down the line she seemed about to fall, but braced herself with new strength from some hidden source. When he released her she stood erect, regarding him with something of the twisted, humorous quirk about her lips that for an instant brought her back to him as the little girl of long ago. Not until then had he been able to picture her as Patricia Whipple. Then he saw. Her smile became surer.
When the order came through, she looked like she might collapse, but then she gathered herself with a newfound strength from somewhere deep inside. When he let go of her, she stood up straight, looking at him with a mischievous, funny twist of her lips that briefly reminded him of the little girl she once was. It was only then that he could truly see her as Patricia Whipple. Then he understood. Her smile became more confident.
"You've gone and spoiled the whole war for me!" she called to him.
"You’ve ruined the entire war for me!" she shouted at him.
The war, too, had been spoiled for Private Cowan. He was unable to keep his mind on it. Of the Second Battle of the Marne he was to remember little worth telling.
The war had also lost its excitement for Private Cowan. He couldn't focus on it. He would remember very little of the Second Battle of the Marne that was worth sharing.
Two nights later they came to rest in the woods back of St. Eugene, in the little valley of the Surmelin, that gateway to Paris from the farthest point of the second German drive. It was a valley shining with the gold of little wheat fields, crimson-specked with poppies. It recalled to Private Cowan merely the farmland rolling away from that old house of red brick where he had gone one day with Sharon Whipple—yesterday it might have been. Even the winding creek—though the French called theirs a river—was like the other creek, its course marked by a tangle of shrubs and small growths; and the sides of the valley were flanked familiarly with stony ridges sparsely covered with second-growth timber. Newbern, he kept thinking, would lie four miles beyond that longest ridge, and down that yellow road Sharon Whipple might soon be driving his creaking, weathered buggy and the gaunt roan. The buggy would sag to one side and Sharon would be sitting "slaunchwise," as he called it. Over the ridge, at Newbern's edge, would be the bony little girl who was so funny and willful.
Two nights later, they settled in the woods behind St. Eugene, in the small valley of the Surmelin, the gateway to Paris from the farthest point of the second German push. It was a valley glowing with the gold of small wheat fields, speckled with crimson poppies. It reminded Private Cowan of the farmland stretching away from that old red brick house where he had spent a day with Sharon Whipple—just yesterday, maybe. Even the winding creek—though the French called it a river—was similar to the other creek, its path lined with a tangle of shrubs and small plants; the valley sides were bordered by stony ridges sparsely covered with second-growth trees. He kept thinking that Newbern lay four miles beyond that longest ridge, and down that yellow road, Sharon Whipple might soon be driving his creaking, weathered buggy with the gaunt roan. The buggy would tilt to one side, and Sharon would be sitting "slaunchwise," as he called it. Over the ridge, at the edge of Newbern, would be the thin little girl who was so funny and willful.
They moved forward to the south bank of the Marne. Beyond that fifty-yard stream lay the enemy, reported now to be stacking up drive impedimenta. The reports bored Private Cowan. He wished they would hurry the thing through. He had other matters in hand. A woman clothed with the sun, and under her feet the moon, and upon her head a crown of—he could not make the crown of stars seem right. She was crowned with a nurse's cap, rusty hair showing beneath, and below this her wan, wistful, eager face, the eyes half shutting in vain attempts to reason. The face would be drawn by some inner torment; then its tortured lines melt to a smile of sure conviction. But she was clothed with the sun, and the moon was under her feet. So much he could make seem true.
They moved to the south bank of the Marne. Beyond that fifty-yard stream was the enemy, who were now reported to be piling up obstacles. The reports bored Private Cowan. He wished they would hurry things along. He had other matters on his mind. A woman dressed in sunlight, with the moon beneath her feet, and on her head—a crown of—he couldn't quite make the crown of stars work. Instead, she wore a nurse's cap, with rusty hair showing underneath, and below it, her pale, longing, eager face, eyes half-closed in futile attempts to reason. The face was etched with some inner pain; then its tortured lines would soften into a smile of certain belief. But she was dressed in sunlight, and the moon was beneath her feet. That much he could grasp as true.
The dark of a certain night fell on the waiting regiment. Crickets sounded their note, a few silent birds winged furtively overhead. Rolling kitchens brought up the one hot meal of the day, to be taken to the front by carrying parties. Company commanders made a last reconnaissance of their positions. For Private Cowan it was a moment of double waiting. Waiting for battle was now secondary. In a tiny slit trench on the forward edge of a railway embankment Private Brennon remarked upon the locomotion of the foreign frog.
The darkness of a particular night descended on the waiting regiment. Crickets chirped their tune, and a few quiet birds flew overhead. Mobile kitchens delivered the only hot meal of the day, to be taken to the front by carrying teams. Company commanders conducted a final check of their positions. For Private Cowan, it was a moment of double waiting. Waiting for battle had become secondary. In a small slit trench at the front of a railway embankment, Private Brennon commented on the movements of a foreign frog.
"Will you look at 'em walk!" said Spike. "Just like an animal! Don't they ever learn to hop like regular gorfs?"
"Check them out walking!" said Spike. "Just like animals! Don't they ever figure out how to hop like normal gorfs?"
Said Private Cowan: "I suppose you saw that girl back there the other day?"
Said Private Cowan: "I guess you saw that girl back there the other day?"
"Me and the regiment," said Spike, and chewed gum discreetly.
"Me and the squad," said Spike, quietly chewing gum.
"She's a girl from back home. Funny! I'd never taken much notice of her before."
"She's a girl from my hometown. Funny! I never really paid much attention to her before."
"You took a-plenty back there. You've raised your average awful high. I'll say it!"
"You took a lot back there. You've really boosted your average. I'm saying it!"
"I hardly knew what I was doing."
"I barely knew what I was doing."
"Didn't you? We did!"
"Didn’t you? We sure did!"
"Since then sometimes I forget what we're here for."
"Sometimes I forget what we're here for."
"Don't worry, kid! You'll be told."
"Don't worry, kid! You'll find out."
"It's funny how things happen that you never expected, but afterward you see it was natural as anything."
"It's funny how unexpected things happen, but later you realize it was completely natural."
At midnight the quiet sky split redly asunder. German guns began to feel a way to Paris. The earth rocked in a gentle rhythm under a rain of shells. Shrapnel and gas lent vivacity to the assault. Guns to their utmost reach swept the little valley like a Titan's sickle. Private Cowan nestled his cheek against the earthen side of his little slit trench and tried to remember what she had worn that last night in Newbern. Something glistening, warm in colour, like ripe fruit; and a rusty braid bound her head. She had watched, doubtfully, to see if people were not impatient at her talk. A rattlepate, old Sharon called her. She was something else now; some curious sort of woman, older, not afraid. She wouldn't care any more if people were impatient.
At midnight, the quiet sky burst open with a bloody red. German guns started to aim towards Paris. The ground rocked gently beneath a shower of shells. Shrapnel and gas added intensity to the attack. The guns swept across the small valley like a Titan's sickle. Private Cowan pressed his cheek against the earthen wall of his little trench and tried to recall what she wore that last night in Newbern. Something shiny, warm in color, like ripe fruit; and a rusty braid held her hair back. She had watched, uncertain, to see if people were getting impatient with her talking. Old Sharon called her a scatterbrain. She was something different now; a strange kind of woman, older, no longer afraid. She wouldn’t care anymore if people were impatient.
At four o'clock of that morning the bombardment of the front line gave way to a rolling barrage. Close behind this, hugging it, as the men said, came gray waves of the enemy. It was quieter after the barrage had passed: only the tack-tack of machine guns and the clash of meeting bayonets.
At four o'clock that morning, the bombardment of the front line transitioned into a rolling barrage. Right behind it, as the soldiers put it, came waves of the enemy in gray. It was quieter after the barrage moved through: just the sound of machine guns and the clash of bayonets.
"Going to have some rough stuff," said Private Brennon.
"Things are going to get tough," said Private Brennon.
For a long time then Private Cowan was so engrossed with the routine of his present loose trade that the name of Whipple seemed to have no room in his mind. For four hours he had held a cold rifle and thought. Now the gun was hot, its bayonet wet, and he thought not at all. When it was over he was one of fifty-two men left of his company that had numbered two hundred and fifty-one. But his own uniform would still be clean of wound chevrons.
For a long time, Private Cowan was so caught up in the routine of his current loose job that the name Whipple didn’t even register in his mind. For four hours, he had held a cold rifle and thought. Now the gun was hot, its bayonet damp, and he wasn’t thinking at all. When it was all done, he was one of fifty-two men left from his company, which had originally numbered two hundred and fifty-one. But his uniform was still free of wound chevrons.
Two divisions of German shock troops had broken against a regiment of American fighting men.
Two divisions of German shock troops had clashed with a regiment of American soldiers.
"I don't like fighting any more," said Private Cowan.
"I don't like fighting anymore," said Private Cowan.
"Pushed 'em across the crick," said Private Brennon. "Now we chase 'em!"
"Pushed them across the creek," said Private Brennon. "Now we chase them!"
So they joined the chase and fought again at Jaulgonne, where it rained for three days and nights, and Private Cowan considered his life in danger because he caught cold; it might develop into pneumonia. He didn't want to get sick and die—not now. It had not, of late, occurred to him that he would be in any danger save from sickness. But he threw off the menacing cold and was fit for the big battle at Fismes, stubbornly pronounced "Fissims" by Private Brennon, after repeated corrections.
So they joined the pursuit and fought again at Jaulgonne, where it rained for three days and nights. Private Cowan thought his life was at risk because he caught a cold; it could turn into pneumonia. He didn’t want to get sick and die—not now. Recently, he hadn’t considered that he would be in any danger except from illness. But he shook off the threatening cold and was ready for the big battle at Fismes, which Private Brennon stubbornly insisted on pronouncing as "Fissims," despite being corrected multiple times.
Private Cowan thought now, when not actually engaged at his loose trade, of his brother. He wished the boy could have been with him. He would have learned something. He would have learned that you feel differently about a country if once you fight for it. His country had been only a name; he had merely ached to fight. Now he hated fighting; words could never tell how he loathed it; but his country had become more than a name. He would fight again for that. He wished Merle could have had this new feeling about his country.
Private Cowan now thought about his brother when he wasn’t caught up in his casual work. He wished the boy could have been with him. He would have learned something. He would have learned that you feel differently about a country once you fight for it. His country had been just a name; he had only yearned to fight. Now he hated fighting; words could never express how much he loathed it; but his country had turned into more than just a name. He would fight again for that. He wished Merle could have experienced this new feeling about his country.
It was before Fismes, being out where he had no call to be, and after winning a finish fight with a strangely staring spectacled foe, that he stumbled across the inert form of Private Brennon, who must also have gone where he had no call to go. He leaned over him. Spike's mask was broken, but half adjusted. He shouldered the burden, grunting as he did so, angered by the weight of it. He was irritated, too, by men who were firing at him, but his greater resentment was for Spike's unreasonable mass.
It was before Fismes, out where he had no reason to be, and after winning a fight with a strangely staring guy in glasses, that he stumbled upon the unconscious form of Private Brennon, who must have also gone where he had no reason to go. He leaned over him. Spike's mask was broken but still partly in place. He shouldered the burden, grunting as he did so, annoyed by how heavy it was. He was also irritated by the guys firing at him, but his greater frustration was directed at Spike's unnecessary weight.
"You son of a gun—hog fat! Overweight, that's what you are! You'll never make a hundred and thirty-three again, not you! Gee, gosh, a light heavyweight, that's what you are!"
"You son of a gun—hog fat! Overweight, that’s what you are! You’ll never weigh in at one hundred thirty-three again, not you! Wow, seriously, you’re a light heavyweight, that’s what you are!"
He complained to the unhearing Spike all the way back to a dressing station, though twice refusing help to carry his load.
He grumbled to the indifferent Spike all the way back to a dressing station, even turning down help to carry his load twice.
"Mustard gas," said the surgeon.
"Mustard gas," the surgeon said.
He was back there when Spike on his stretcher came violently to life.
He was back there when Spike on his stretcher suddenly came to life.
"What a dark night!" said Spike between two of the spasms that wrenched him. "Can't see your hand before your face!"
"What a dark night!" Spike said between some painful spasms. "You can't see your hand in front of your face!"
"Say, you're hog fat!" grumbled Private Cowan. "You weigh a ton!"
"Hey, you're really fat!" complained Private Cowan. "You weigh a lot!"
"It's dark, but it feels light—it's warm."
"It's dark, but it feels bright—it's warm."
Private Cowan leaned to shield the sun from Spike's garbled face.
Private Cowan leaned in to block the sun from Spike's distorted face.
"Sure it's dark!" said he.
"Sure, it's dark!" he said.
"Can't see your hand before your face!"
"Can't see your hand in front of your face!"
Spike was holding up a hand, thumb and fingers widely spread, moving it before his sightless eyes.
Spike was holding up a hand, thumb and fingers spread wide, moving it in front of his unseeing eyes.
"You got to go back. You're too fat to be up here."
"You need to go back. You're too heavy to be up here."
He rested his hand on Spike's forehead but withdrew it quickly when Spike winced.
He placed his hand on Spike's forehead but quickly pulled it away when Spike flinched.
He went on with the war; and the war went on.
He continued with the war, and the war continued on.
"You would never guess," wrote Winona, "who was brought to this base hospital last week. It was the Mr. Brennon I wrote you of, Mr. Edward Brennon, the friend of Wilbur's who went with him from Newbern. He is blind from gas, poor thing! Our head surgeon knew him. It seems he is one of the prettiest lightweights the head surgeon ever saw in action, a two-handed fighter with a good right and a good left. These are terms used in the sport of boxing.
"You would never guess," wrote Winona, "who was brought to this base hospital last week. It was Mr. Brennon, the guy I told you about, Mr. Edward Brennon, Wilbur's friend who went with him from Newbern. He’s blind from gas, poor thing! Our head surgeon knew him. It turns out he was one of the prettiest lightweights the head surgeon has ever seen in action, a two-handed fighter with a strong right and a solid left. These are terms used in the sport of boxing."
"Of course he knows he is blind, but at first he thought he was only in the dark. Wilbur had told him of me. The most curious misunderstanding—he is positive he once saw me at home. Says I am the prettiest thing he ever looked at, and don't I remember coming into the post office one day in a white dress and white shoes and a blue parasol and getting some mail and going out to a motor where some people waited for me? The foolish thing insists I have blue eyes and light brown hair and I was smiling when I looked at him in passing; not smiling at him, of course, but from something the people in the car had said; and I had one glove off and carried the other with the blue sunshade. And I think he means a girl from Rochester that visited the Hendricks, those mill people, summer before last. She was pretty enough, in a girlish way, but not at all my type. But I can't convince Edward it was not I he saw. I have given up trying. What harm in letting him think so? He says, anyway, he would know I am beautiful, because he can feel it even if I come into the room. Did you ever hear such talk? But I am looking a lot better, in spite of all I have been through.
"Of course he knows he’s blind, but at first, he thought he was just in the dark. Wilbur had told him about me. It’s such a funny misunderstanding—he’s convinced he once saw me at home. He says I’m the prettiest thing he ever looked at, and don’t I remember coming into the post office one day in a white dress, white shoes, and a blue parasol, getting some mail, and then going out to a car where some people were waiting for me? The silly thing insists I have blue eyes and light brown hair and that I was smiling when I passed by him; not smiling at him, of course, but because of something the people in the car said; and I had one glove off and was holding the other along with the blue parasol. I think he’s referring to a girl from Rochester who visited the Hendricks, those mill folks, the summer before last. She was pretty enough in a girlish way, but not at all my type. But I can't convince Edward it wasn’t me he saw. I’ve given up trying. What harm is there in letting him think so? He says he would know I’m beautiful anyway because he can feel it even when I walk into the room. Have you ever heard such nonsense? But I’m looking a lot better, despite everything I’ve been through."
"I had a week in Paris last month, and bought some clothes, a real Paris dress and things." You would not know me in the new outfit. The skirt is of rather a daring shortness, but such is the mode now, and I am told it becomes me. Poor Edward, he is so patient, except for spells when he seems to go mad with realizing his plight. He is still a man. His expression is forceful. He doesn't smoke, and warns me against it, though the few cigarettes I allow myself are a precious relief. But I have promised him to give up the habit when the war is over. He is a strong man, but helpless. He still believes I am the pretty thing he saw in the post office. The skirt is pleated, light summer stuff, and falls in a straight line. Of course I have the shoes and stockings that go with it."
"I was in Paris last month for a week and bought some clothes, a real Parisian dress, and other things." You wouldn't recognize me in the new outfit. The skirt is pretty short, but that's the style now, and people say it looks good on me. Poor Edward, he's so patient, except for those moments when he seems to lose it realizing what he's going through. He’s still a man. His expression is intense. He doesn’t smoke and warns me against it, although the few cigarettes I let myself have are a much-appreciated escape. But I’ve promised him I’ll quit once the war is over. He’s a strong man, but he feels powerless. He still sees me as the pretty girl he noticed at the post office. The skirt is pleated, made of light summer fabric, and drapes straight down. Of course, I have the shoes and stockings that match.
"There!" exploded the judge. "Taking up with prize fighters—traipsing round in a regular French dress, looking like something she's not supposed to be!"
"There!" yelled the judge. "Hanging out with boxers—wandering around in a fancy French dress, looking like someone she shouldn't be!"
"Lysander!" rebuked his wife hotly.
"Lysander!" his wife scolded.
"He tells me lots about Wilbur," continued the letter. "He hints that the boy is in love, but will say nothing definite. Men are so close-mouthed. I hope our boy doesn't marry some little French anybody. His face is not exactly pleasant to look upon for the time being, but he has a very winning personality."
"He tells me a lot about Wilbur," the letter continued. "He hints that the boy is in love, but won’t say anything for sure. Men can be so tight-lipped. I really hope our boy doesn’t end up marrying some random little French girl. His face isn’t exactly easy to look at right now, but he has a really charming personality."
"Who's she mean that for?" demanded the Judge, truculently. "The Cowan boy?"
"Who’s she talking about?" the Judge asked, aggressively. "The Cowan kid?"
CHAPTER XX
On a day late in June of 1919 Wilbur Cowan dropped off the noon train that paused at Newbern Center. He carried the wicker suitcase he had taken away, and wore the same clothes. He had the casual, incurious look of one who had been for a little trip down the line. No one about the station heeded him, nor did he notice any one he knew. There was a new assemblage of station loafers, and none of these recognized him. Suitcase in hand, his soft hat pulled well down, he walked quickly round the crowd and took a roundabout way through quiet streets to the Penniman place.
On a day in late June 1919, Wilbur Cowan got off the noon train that stopped at Newbern Center. He carried the wicker suitcase he had taken with him and wore the same clothes. He had the relaxed, uninterested look of someone who had just gone on a short trip. No one at the station paid him any attention, and he didn’t see anyone he recognized. There was a new group of regulars hanging around the station, and none of them recognized him. With his suitcase in hand and his soft hat pulled low, he quickly walked around the crowd and took a longer route through quiet streets to the Penniman place.
The town to his eye had shrunk; buildings were not so high as he remembered them, wide spaces narrower, streets shorter, less thronged. On his way he met old Mr. Dodwell, muffled about the throat, though the day was hot, walking feebly, planting a stout cane before him. Mr. Dodwell passed blinking eyes over him, went on, then turned to call back.
The town seemed smaller to him; the buildings weren’t as tall as he remembered, the wide spaces felt narrower, and the streets were shorter and less crowded. On his way, he saw old Mr. Dodwell, bundled up around his neck even though it was a hot day, walking slowly and using a sturdy cane. Mr. Dodwell looked at him with squinting eyes, continued on for a moment, then turned to call back.
"Ain't that Wilbur Cowan? How de do, Wilbur? Ain't you been away?"
"Aren't you Wilbur Cowan? How's it going, Wilbur? Haven't you been away?"
"For a little while," answered Wilbur. "Thought I hadn't seen you for some time. Hot as blazes, ain't it?"
"For a little while," Wilbur replied. "I thought I hadn't seen you in a while. It's really hot, isn't it?"
He came to the Penniman place at the rear. The vegetable garden, lying between the red barn and the white house, was as he had known it, uncared for, sad, discouraged. The judge's health could be no better. On bare earth at the corner of the woodshed Frank, the dog, slumbered fitfully in the shade. He merely grumbled, rising to change his posture, when greeted. Feebly he sniffed the newcomer. It could be seen that his memory was stirred, but his eyes told him nothing; he had a complaining air of saying one met so many people. It was beyond one to place them all. He whimpered when his ears were rubbed, seeming to recall a familiar touch. Then with a deep sigh he fell asleep once more. His master took up the suitcase and gained, without further encounters, the little room in the side-yard house. Yet he did not linger here. He kept seeing a small, barefoot boy who rummaged in a treasure box labelled "Cake." This boy made him uncomfortable. He went round to the front of the other house. On the porch, behind the morning-glory vine, Judge Penniman in his wicker chair languidly fanned himself, studying a thermometer held in his other hand. He glanced up sharply.
He arrived at the back of the Penniman place. The vegetable garden, situated between the red barn and the white house, looked just as he remembered it—neglected, gloomy, and defeated. The judge’s health was clearly not improving. On the bare ground by the woodshed, Frank, the dog, dozed fitfully in the shade. He just grumbled and shifted his position when he was greeted. He sniffed at the newcomer weakly. It was obvious he was trying to remember, but his eyes gave him nothing; he had a look that suggested he met so many people. It was impossible to remember them all. He whimpered when his ears were scratched, seeming to recall a familiar touch. Then, with a deep sigh, he fell asleep again. His owner picked up the suitcase and made his way to the little room in the side-yard house without any further encounters. However, he didn’t stay long. He kept seeing a small, barefoot boy rummaging through a treasure box labeled "Cake." The boy made him uneasy. He walked around to the front of the other house. On the porch, behind the morning-glory vine, Judge Penniman sat languidly in his wicker chair, fanning himself and studying a thermometer in his other hand. He looked up abruptly.
"Well, come back, did you?"
"Well, did you come back?"
"Yes, sir," said Wilbur, and sat on the top step to fan himself with his hat. "Warm, isn't it?"
"Yeah, sir," Wilbur said, sitting on the top step and fanning himself with his hat. "It's really warm, isn't it?"
The judge brightened.
The judge smiled.
"Warm? Warm ain't any name for it! We been having a hot spell nobody remembers the like of, man nor boy, for twenty years. Why, day before yesterday—say, I wish you'd been here! Talk about suffering! I was having one of my bad days, and the least little thing I'd do I'd be panting like a tuckered hound. Say, how was the war?"
"Warm? Warm doesn't even come close! We've been going through a heatwave that nobody can remember in the last twenty years. Just the other day—man, I wish you had been here! Talk about suffering! I was having one of those rough days, and the slightest thing I did had me panting like a worn-out dog. So, how was the war?"
"Oh, so-so," answered the returned private.
"Oh, not great," replied the returning soldier.
"You tell it well. Seems to me if I'd been off skyhootin' round in foreign lands—say, how about them French women? Pretty bold lot, I guess, if you can believe all you—"
"You tell it well. It seems to me if I had been off traveling in foreign lands—like, what about those French women? Pretty bold bunch, I suppose, if you can believe all you—"
The parrot in its cage at the end of the porch climbed to a perch with beak and claw.
The parrot in its cage at the end of the porch climbed to a perch with its beak and claws.
"Flapdoodle, Flapdoodle, Flapdoodle!" it screeched. The judge glared murderously at it.
"Flapdoodle, Flapdoodle, Flapdoodle!" it screamed. The judge glared at it with a murderous look.
"Wilbur Cowan, you bad, bad, bad child—not to let us know!" Mrs. Penniman threw back the screen door and rushed to embrace him. "You regular fighting so-and-so!" she sobbed.
"Wilbur Cowan, you naughty, naughty child—not letting us know!" Mrs. Penniman flung open the screen door and rushed to hug him. "You little troublemaker!" she cried.
"Where'd you get that talk?" he demanded.
"Where did you hear that?" he asked.
Mrs. Penniman wiped her eyes with a dish towel suspended from one arm.
Mrs. Penniman wiped her eyes with a dish towel hanging from one arm.
"Oh, we heard all about you!"
"Oh, we heard so much about you!"
She was warm, and shed gracious aromas. The returned one sniffed these.
She was warm and gave off pleasant scents. The one who returned sniffed them.
"It's chops," he said—"and—and hot biscuits."
"It's chops," he said, "and—and hot biscuits."
"And radishes from the garden, and buttermilk and clover honey and raspberries, and—let me see—"
"And radishes from the garden, and buttermilk and clover honey and raspberries, and—let me think—"
"Let's go!" said the soldier.
"Let’s go!" said the soldier.
"Then you can tell us all about that war," said the invalid as with groans he raised his bulk from the wicker chair.
"Then you can tell us all about that war," said the person in the chair as he groaned and lifted his weight from the wicker chair.
"What war?" asked Wilbur.
"What war?" Wilbur asked.
He spent the afternoon in the little room, where he would glance up to find the small, barefoot boy staring at him in wonder; and out in the Penniman front yard, where the summer flowers bloomed. These surroundings presented every assurance of safety, yet his restless, wide-sweeping gaze was full of caution, especially after the aëroplane went over. At the first ominous note of its droning he had broken for cover. After that, in spite of himself, he would be glancing uneasily at the Plummer place across the road. This was fronted by a hedge of cypress—ideal machine-gun cover. But not once during the long afternoon was he shot at. He brought out and repaired the lawn mower, oiled its rusted parts and ran it gayly over the grass. At suppertime, when Dave Cowan came, he was wetting the shorn sward with spray from a hose.
He spent the afternoon in the small room, where he would look up and see the little barefoot boy staring at him in amazement; and outside in the Penniman front yard, where the summer flowers were blooming. Despite the surroundings seeming perfectly safe, his restless, wide-eyed gaze was filled with caution, especially after the airplane flew overhead. At the first unsettling sound of its engine, he had darted for cover. After that, despite himself, he found himself glancing nervously at the Plummer place across the road. It was bordered by a cypress hedge—perfect for hiding from enemy fire. But not once during the long afternoon did anyone shoot at him. He took out the lawn mower, fixed it up, oiled its rusty parts, and happily mowed the grass. At suppertime, when Dave Cowan arrived, he was watering the freshly cut grass with a hose.
"Back?" said Dave, peering as at a bit of the far cosmos flung in his way.
"Back?" Dave said, looking like he was staring at a piece of the distant universe thrown in his path.
"Back," said his son.
"Back," said his son.
They shook hands.
They shook hands.
"You haven't changed any," said Wilbur, scanning Dave's placid face under the straw hat and following the lines of his spare figure down to the vestiges of a once noble pair of shoes.
"You haven't changed at all," said Wilbur, looking over Dave's calm face beneath the straw hat and taking in the lines of his thin frame down to the remnants of a once impressive pair of shoes.
"You only been away two years," said Dave. "I wouldn't change much in that time. That's the way of the mind, though. We always forget how slowly evolution works its wonders. Anyhow, you know what they say in our trade—when a printer dies he turns into a white mule. I'm no white mule yet. You've changed, though."
"You've only been gone for two years," said Dave. "Not much changes in that time. That's just how the mind works. We often forget how slowly evolution takes its course. Anyway, you know what they say in our line of work—when a printer dies, he becomes a white mule. I'm not a white mule yet. But you've changed."
"I didn't know it."
"I didn't know that."
"Face harder—about ten years older. Kind of set and sour looking. Ever laugh any more?"
"Face tougher—about ten years older. Kind of established and grim looking. Do you even laugh anymore?"
"Of course I laugh."
"Of course, I laugh."
"You don't look it. Never forget how to laugh. It's a life-saver. Laugh even at wars and killings. Human life in each of us isn't much. It's like that stream you're spreading over the ground. The drops fall back to earth, but the main stream is constant. That's all the life force cares about—the main stream. Doesn't care about the drops; a few more or less here and there make no difference."
"You don't seem like it. Always remember to laugh. It's a life-saver. Laugh even at wars and killings. The value of human life in each of us isn’t that much. It's like that stream you're spreading over the ground. The drops fall back to earth, but the main stream stays consistent. That's what the life force cares about—the main stream. It doesn't worry about the drops; a few more or less here and there don't make a difference."
"Yes, sir," said Wilbur.
"Yep," said Wilbur.
Dave Cowan scanned the front of the house. The judge was not in sight. He went softly to lean above the parrot's cage and in low, wheedling tones, uttered words to it.
Dave Cowan looked over the front of the house. The judge wasn’t around. He quietly leaned over the parrot's cage and, in soft, coaxing tones, spoke to it.
"Flapdoodle, Flapdoodle, Flapdoodle!" screeched the parrot in return, and laughed harshly. The bird was a master of sarcastic inflection.
"Flapdoodle, Flapdoodle, Flapdoodle!" screeched the parrot in response, laughing harshly. The bird had a talent for sarcastic tone.
Dave came back looking pleased and proud.
Dave returned looking happy and proud.
"Almost human," he declared. "Kept back a few million years by accident—our little feathered brother." He gestured toward the house. "Old Flapdoodle, in there, he's a rabid red these days. Got tired of being a patriot. Worked hard for a year trying to prove that Vielhaber was a German spy, flapping his curtain at night to the German Foreign Office. But no one paid any attention to him except a few other flapdoodles, so then he began to read your brother's precious words, and now he's a violent comrade. Fact! expecting any day that the workers will take things over and he'll come into money—money the interests have kept him out of. He kind of licks his chops when he talks about it. Never heard him talk about his wife's share, though. Say, that brother of yours is making a plumb fool of himself!"
"Almost human," he said. "Held back a few million years by accident—our little feathered brother." He pointed toward the house. "Old Flapdoodle in there, he’s gone completely off the deep end these days. He got tired of being a patriot. Spent a whole year trying to prove that Vielhaber was a German spy, waving his curtain at night to the German Foreign Office. But nobody paid him any attention except for a few other idiots, so then he started reading your brother's precious words, and now he’s a radical comrade. Seriously! He’s convinced that any day now the workers will take over and he’ll finally see some money—money that the big interests have kept from him. He practically drools when he talks about it. But I’ve never heard him mention his wife's share, though. You know, that brother of yours is making a total fool of himself!"
"He didn't understand."
"He didn't get it."
"No—and he doesn't yet."
"No—and he still doesn't."
"Where is he now?"
"Where is he now?"
"Oh"—Dave circled a weary hand to the zenith—"off somewhere holy-rolling. Gets his name in the papers—young poet radical that abandoned life of luxury to starve with toiling comrades. Say, do you know what a toiling comrade gets per day now? No matter. Your brother hasn't toiled any. Makes red-hot speeches. That Whipple bunch reared at last and shut off his magazine money, so he said he couldn't take another cent wrung from the anguished sweat of serfs. But it ain't his hands he toils with, and he ain't a real one, either. Plenty of real ones in his bunch that would stand the gaff, but not him. He's a shine. Of course they're useful, these reds. Keep things stirred up—human yeast cakes, only they get to thinking they're the dough, too. That brother of yours knows all the lines; says 'em hot, too, but that's only so he'll get more notice. Say, tell us about the war.
"Oh"—Dave gestured tiredly to the sky—"off somewhere all righteous. Gets his name in the papers—young poet radical who ditched a life of luxury to struggle with working-class friends. Hey, do you know what a working-class person makes these days? Doesn’t matter. Your brother hasn’t struggled at all. He gives fiery speeches. That Whipple group finally cut off his magazine funding, so he claimed he couldn't take another cent squeezed from the desperate labor of workers. But he doesn't toil with his hands, and he isn’t a real one, either. Plenty of real folks in his group who would hold up under pressure, but not him. He's a fake. Of course, these radicals are useful. They keep things stirred up—like human yeast, but they start to believe they're the bread, too. That brother of yours knows all the lines; he delivers them passionately, but that's just to get more attention. So, tell us about the war."
"It was an awful big one," said his son.
"It was a really big one," said his son.
Soon after a novel breakfast the following morning—in that it was late and leisurely and he ate from a chair at a table—he heard the squealing brakes of a motor car and saw one brought to a difficult stop at the Penniman gate. Sharon Whipple, the driver, turned to look back at the machine indignantly, as if it had misbehaved. Wilbur Cowan met him at the gate.
Soon after a relaxed breakfast the next morning—since it was late and slow-paced and he was eating from a chair at a table—he heard the screeching brakes of a car and saw one come to a tough stop at the Penniman gate. Sharon Whipple, the driver, turned to glare back at the car indignantly, as if it had done something wrong. Wilbur Cowan met him at the gate.
It became Sharon's pretense that he was not hugging the boy, merely feeling the muscles in his shoulders and back to see if he were as good a lightweight as ever. He pounded and thumped and punched and even made as if to wrestle with the returned soldier, laughing awkwardly through it; but his florid face had paled with the excitement.
It became Sharon's excuse that he wasn't hugging the boy, just checking the muscles in his shoulders and back to see if he was still as good a lightweight as ever. He pounded and thumped and punched and even pretended to wrestle with the returning soldier, laughing awkwardly through it; but his flushed face had turned pale with excitement.
"I knew you'd come back! Old Sammy Dodwell happened to mention he'd seen you; said he hadn't noticed you before for most a month, he thought. But I knew you was coming, all right! Time and time again I told people you would. Told every one that. I bet you had some narrow escapes, didn't you now?"
"I knew you'd come back! Old Sammy Dodwell mentioned that he saw you; he said he hadn't noticed you for most of a month, he thought. But I knew you were coming, for sure! Over and over, I told people you would. I told everyone that. I bet you had some close calls, didn't you?"
Wilbur Cowan considered.
Wilbur Cowan thought.
"Well, I had a pretty bad cold in the Argonne."
"Well, I had a pretty bad cold in the Argonne."
"I want to know!" said Sharon, much concerned. He pranced heavy-footedly before the other, thumping his chest. "Well, I bet you threw it off! A hard cold ain't any joke. But look here, come on for a ride!"
"I want to know!" Sharon said, clearly worried. He stomped around in front of the other person, thumping his chest. "Well, I bet you tossed it aside! A bad cold is no joke. But hey, come on for a ride!"
They entered the car and Sharon drove. But he continued to bubble with questions, to turn his head and gesture with one hand or the other. The passenger applied imaginary brakes as they missed a motor truck.
They got into the car and Sharon drove. But he kept firing off questions, turning his head and gesturing with one hand or the other. The passenger hit the imaginary brakes as they avoided a truck.
"Better let me take that," he suggested, and they changed seats.
"Why don't I take that?" he suggested, and they switched seats.
"Out to the Home Farm," directed Sharon. "You ain't altered a mite," he went on. "Little more peaked, mebbe—kind of more mature or judgmatical or whatever you call it. Well, go on—tell about the war."
"Go to the Home Farm," Sharon directed. "You haven't changed at all," he continued. "A bit more worn down, maybe—kind of more mature or wise or whatever you want to call it. Anyway, go on—tell me about the war."
But there proved to be little to tell, and Sharon gradually wearied from the effort of evoking this little. Yes, there had been fights. Big ones, lots of noise, you bet! The food was all right. The Germans were good fighters. No; he had not been wounded; yes, that was strange. The French were good fighters. The British were good fighters. They were all good fighters.
But there really wasn’t much to say, and Sharon slowly became tired from trying to recall this little bit. Yes, there had been fights. Big ones, lots of noise, for sure! The food was decent. The Germans were tough fighters. No; he hadn’t been wounded; yes, that was strange. The French were tough fighters. The British were tough fighters. They were all tough fighters.
"But didn't you have any close mix-ups at all?" persisted Sharon.
"But didn’t you have any close calls at all?" Sharon kept pressing.
"Oh, now and then; sometimes you couldn't get out of it."
"Oh, every now and then; sometimes you just couldn't escape it."
"Well, my shining stars! Can't you tell a fellow?"
"Well, my shining stars! Can't you tell a friend?"
"Oh, it wasn't much! You'd be out at night, maybe, and you'd meet one, and you'd trade a few punches, and then you'd tangle."
"Oh, it wasn't a big deal! You'd be out at night, maybe, and you'd run into someone, and you'd throw a few punches, and then you'd end up grappling."
"And you'd leave him there, eh?"
"And you’d just leave him there, huh?"
"Oh, sometimes!"
"Oh, sometimes!"
"Who did win the war, anyway?" Sharon was a little irritated by this reticence.
"Who actually won the war, anyway?" Sharon was a bit annoyed by this reluctance.
The other grinned.
The other smiled.
"The British say they won it, and the last I heard the French said it was God Almighty. Take your choice. Of course you did hear other gossip going round—you know how things get started."
"The British claim they won it, and the last I heard, the French say it was God Almighty. Take your pick. Of course, you heard other rumors going around—you know how stories get started."
Sharon grunted.
Sharon huffed.
"I should think as much. Great prunes and apricots! I should think there would of been talk going round! Anyway, it was you boys that stopped the fight. I guess they'd admit that much—small-towners like you that was ready to fight for their country. Dear me, Suz! I should think as much!"
"I would imagine so. Great prunes and apricots! I would think there would have been a lot of gossip going around! Anyway, it was you guys who broke up the fight. I bet they'd agree with that—small-town folks like you who were ready to fight for their country. Goodness, Suz! I would think so!"
On the crest of a hill overlooking a wide sweep of valley farmland the driver stopped the car in shade and scanned the fields of grain where the green was already fading.
On the top of a hill overlooking a broad expanse of valley farmland, the driver parked the car in the shade and looked over the grain fields, where the green was already beginning to fade.
"There's the Home Farm," said Sharon. "High mighty! Some change since my grandad came in here and fit the Injins and catamounts off it. I wonder what he'd say if he could hear what I'm paying for farm help right now—and hard to get at that. I don't know how I've managed. See that mower going down there in the south forty? Well, the best man I've had for two years is cutting that patch of timothy. Who do you guess? It's my girl, Juliana. She not only took charge for me, but she jumped in herself and did two men's work.
"There's the Home Farm," said Sharon. "Wow! It's changed a lot since my granddad came here and dealt with the natives and cougars. I wonder what he’d think if he heard how much I'm paying for farm help now—and it's tough to find, too. I don't know how I've managed. See that mower down there in the south forty? Well, the best person I've had for the past two years is cutting that patch of timothy. Can you guess who it is? It's my girl, Juliana. She not only took charge for me, but she also jumped in herself and did the work of two people."
"Funny girl, that one. So quiet all these years, never saying much, never letting out. But she let out when the men went. I guess lots have been like her. You can see a woman doing anything nowadays. Why, they got a woman burglar over to the county seat the other night! And I just read the speech of a silly-softy of a congressman telling why they shouldn't have the vote. Hell! Excuse me for cursing so."
"That girl is something else. She's been so quiet all these years, hardly saying a word, never opening up. But she really showed herself when the men left. I guess there are plenty like her. You can see women doing anything these days. They even had a woman burglar arrested over at the county seat the other night! And I just read a speech from some clueless congressman explaining why women shouldn't have the vote. Damn! Sorry for cursing."
Unconsciously Wilbur had been following with his eyes the course of the willow-bordered creek. He half expected to hear the crisp little tacking of machine guns from its shelter, and he uneasily scanned the wood at his left. It was the valley of the Surmelin, and yonder was the Marne.
Unknowingly, Wilbur had been tracking the path of the willow-lined creek with his eyes. He almost expected to hear the sharp sound of machine guns coming from its cover, and he anxiously surveyed the woods to his left. This was the valley of the Surmelin, and over there was the Marne.
"I keep thinking I'll be shot at," he explained.
"I keep thinking I'll get shot at," he said.
"You won't be. Safe as a church here—just like being in God's pocket. Say, don't that house look good to you?" He cocked a thumb toward the dwelling of the Home Farm in a flat space beyond the creek. It was the house of dull red brick, broad, low, square fronted, with many windows, the house in a green setting to which they had gone so many years before. Heat waves made it shimmer.
"You won't be. It’s as safe as being in a church here—just like being right in God's pocket. Hey, doesn’t that house look great to you?" He pointed with his thumb toward the Home Farm's house in a flat area beyond the creek. It was a dull red brick house, broad and low, square in front, with lots of windows, set in the green landscape they had come to so many years ago. Heat waves made it shimmer.
"Yes, it looks good," conceded Wilbur.
"Yeah, it looks good," admitted Wilbur.
"Then listen, young man! You're to live there. It'll be your headquarters. You're going to manage the four other farms from there, and give me a chance to be seventy-three years old next Tuesday without a thing on my mind. You ain't a farmer, but you're educated; you can learn anything after you've seen it done; and farming is mostly commonsense and machinery nowadays. So that's where you'll be, understand? No more dubbing round doing this and that, printing office one day, garage the next, and nothing much the next. You're going to settle down and take up your future, see?"
"Listen up, young man! You’re going to live there. That’ll be your base. You’ll manage the four other farms from there and let me enjoy being seventy-three next Tuesday without worrying about anything. You might not be a farmer, but you’re educated; you can learn anything once you’ve seen it done; and farming is mostly common sense and equipment nowadays. So that’s where you’ll be, got it? No more bouncing around doing this and that, working in the printing office one day, the garage the next, and not much of anything after that. You’re going to settle down and plan for your future, understand?"
"Well, if you think I can."
"Well, if you believe I can."
"I do! You're an enlightened young man. What I can't tell you Juliana can. I got a dozen tractors out of commission right now. Couldn't get any one to put 'em in shape. None of them dissipated noblemen round the Mansion garage would look at a common tractor. You'll start on them. You're fixed—don't tell me no!"
"I do! You're a smart young man. What I can't explain to you, Juliana can. I have a dozen tractors that aren't working right now. I couldn't find anyone to fix them. None of those fancy nobles around the Mansion garage would even consider looking at a regular tractor. You'll work on them. You're all set—don't tell me no!"
"Yes, sir," said Wilbur.
"Sure thing," said Wilbur.
"You done your bit in a fighting war; now you'll serve in a peaceful one. I don't know what the good Lord intends to come out of all this rumpus, but I do know the world's going to need food. We'll raise it."
"You've done your part in a fighting war; now you'll contribute to a peaceful one. I don't know what the good Lord has planned from all this chaos, but I do know the world is going to need food. We'll grow it."
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, sir."
Sharon glanced shrewdly at him sidewise.
Sharon looked at him sideways with a knowing expression.
"You're a better Whipple than any one else of your name ever got to be."
"You're a better Whipple than anyone else in your family ever was."
"He didn't understand; he was misled or something."
"He didn't get it; he was confused or something."
"Or something," echoed Sharon. "Listen! There's one little job you got to do before you hole up out here. You heard about him, of course—the worry he's been to poor Harvey and the rest. Well, he's down there in New York still acting squeamishy. I want you should go down and put the fear of God into him."
"Or something," Sharon echoed. "Listen! There's one small task you need to handle before you hide out here. You’ve heard about him, right? The trouble he's been causing poor Harvey and everyone else. Well, he’s still down there in New York acting all nervous. I need you to go down there and scare him straight."
"I understand he's mixed up with a lot of reds down there."
"I get that he's involved with a lot of communists down there."
"Red! Him? Humph!" Sharon here named an equally well-known primary colour—not red. Wilbur protested.
"Red! Him? Humph!" Sharon just mentioned another well-known primary color—not red. Wilbur disagreed.
"You don't get him," persisted the old man. "Listen, now! He cast off the family like your father said he would. Couldn't accept another cent of Whipple money. Going to work with his bare hands. Dressed up for it like a hunter in one of these powder advertisements. All he needed was a shotgun and a setter dog with his tail up. And everybody in the house worried he'd starve to death. Of course no one thought he'd work—that was one of his threats they didn't take seriously. But they promised to sit tight, each and all, and bring him to time the sooner.
"You don't understand him," the old man insisted. "Listen! He broke away from the family like your father said he would. He couldn't accept another cent of Whipple money. He's determined to work with his bare hands. Dressed for it like a hunter in one of those ads for powder. All he needed was a shotgun and a setter dog with its tail up. And everyone in the house was worried he’d starve to death. Of course, no one really thought he’d actually work—that was one of the threats they didn’t take seriously. But they all promised to hold tight and bring him back on track as soon as possible."
"Well, he didn't come to time. We learned he was getting money from some place. He still had it. So I begun to get my suspicions up. Last night I got the bunch together, Gid and Harvey D. and Ella and Juliana, and I taxed 'em with duplicity, and every last one of 'em was guilty as paint—every goshed last one! Every one sending him fat checks unbeknownst to the others. Even Juliana! I never did suspect her. 'I did it because it's all a romance to him,' says she. 'I wanted him to go his way, whatever it was, and find it bright.'
"Well, he didn't show up on time. We found out he was getting money from somewhere. He still had it. That made me suspicious. Last night, I gathered everyone—Gid, Harvey D., Ella, and Juliana—and confronted them about their deception, and every single one of them was as guilty as sin—every single one! Each one was sending him big checks without the others knowing. Even Juliana! I never suspected her. 'I did it because it’s all a romance to him,' she said. 'I wanted him to go his own way, whatever that was, and find it bright.'"
"Wha'd you think of that from a girl of forty-eight or so that can tinker a mowing machine as good as you can? I ask you! Of course I'd suspected the rest. A set of mushheads. Maybe they didn't look shamed when I exposed 'em! Each one had pictured the poor boy down there alone, undergoing hardship with his toiling workers or whatever you call 'em, and, of course, I thought so myself."
"Wha'd you think about that from a woman who's around forty-eight and can fix a lawnmower just as well as you can? Seriously! Of course, I had my suspicions about the others. A bunch of clueless people. Maybe they didn't seem embarrassed when I called them out! Each one imagined the poor guy down there all by himself, dealing with hardship alongside his hard-working crew or whatever you want to call them, and honestly, I thought the same thing."
"How much did you send him?" demanded Wilbur, suddenly.
"How much did you send him?" Wilbur suddenly asked.
"Not half as much as the others," returned Sharon in indignant triumph. "If they'd just set tight like they promised and let me do the little I done——"
"Not even close to what the others did," Sharon replied with an angry sense of victory. "If they had just stayed put like they promised and let me do the little I did——"
"You were going to sit tight, too, weren't you?"
"You were planning to stay put, right?"
"Well, of course, that was different. Of course I was willing to shell out a few dollars now and then if he was going to be up against it for a square meal. After all, he was Whipple by name. Of course he ain't got Whipple stuff in him. That young man's talk always did have kind of a nutty flavour. You come right down to it, he ain't a Whipple in hide nor hair. Why, say, he ain't even two and seventy-five-hundredths per cent. Whipple!"
"Well, that was a different story. Of course, I was willing to spend a few bucks every now and then if he was struggling to get a decent meal. After all, he had the last name Whipple. But he doesn’t have any of that Whipple quality in him. That young man's way of talking always had a bit of a quirky vibe. If you really think about it, he’s not a Whipple in any way. Honestly, he isn’t even 2.75% Whipple!"
Sharon had cunningly gone away from his own failure to sit tight. He was proving flexible-minded here, as on the links.
Sharon had cleverly moved on from his own failure to stay put. He was showing flexibility of mind here, just like on the golf course.
They were silent, looking out over the spread of Home Farm. The red house still shimmered in the heat waves. The tall trees about it hung motionless. The click of the reaper in the south forty sounded like a distant locust.
They were quiet, gazing out over the expanse of Home Farm. The red house still sparkled in the heat waves. The tall trees around it stood still. The sound of the reaper in the south forty resembled a distant cicada.
"Put the fear of God into him," said Sharon at last. "Let him know them checks have gosh all truly stopped."
"Scare him really good," Sharon finally said. "Make sure he knows those checks have really stopped."
"Yes, sir," said Wilbur.
"Sure thing," said Wilbur.
"Now drive on and we'll look the house over. The last tenant let it run down. But I'll fix it right for you. Why, like as not you'll be having a missis and young ones of your own there some day."
"Now let’s head over and check out the house. The last renter let it fall into disrepair. But I’ll take care of it for you. Who knows, you might be starting a family there someday."
"I might; you can't tell."
"I might, but you can't tell."
"Well, I wish they was going to be Whipple stock. Ours is running down. I don't look for any prize-winners from your brother; he'll likely marry that widow, or something, that wants to save America like Russia has been. And Juliana, I guess she wasn't ever frivolous enough for marriage. And that Pat—she'll pick out one of them boys with a head like a seal, that knows all the new dances and what fork to use. Trust her! Not that she didn't show Whipple stuff over there. But she's a rattlepate in peacetime."
"Well, I wish they were going to be Whipple stock. Ours is running low. I don't expect any winners from your brother; he'll probably marry that widow or someone like that, who wants to save America like Russia has been doing. And Juliana, I guess she was never frivolous enough for marriage. And that Pat—she'll end up with one of those guys with a head like a seal, who knows all the new dances and what fork to use. Believe me! Not that she didn't show Whipple stuff over there. But she's a scatterbrain in peacetime."
"Yes, sir," said Wilbur.
"Yes, sir," Wilbur replied.
He left a train at the Grand Central Station in New York early the following evening. He had the address of Merle's apartment on lower Fifth Avenue, and made his way there on foot through streets crowded with the war's backwash. Men in uniform were plentiful, and he was many times hailed by them. Though out of uniform himself, they seemed to identify him with ease. Something in his walk, the slant of his shoulders, and the lean, browned, watchful face—the eyes set for wider horizons than a mere street—served to mark him as one of them.
He got off a train at Grand Central Station in New York early the next evening. He had the address of Merle's apartment on lower Fifth Avenue and walked there through streets filled with the aftermath of the war. There were lots of men in uniform, and they called out to him several times. Even though he wasn't in uniform, they seemed to recognize him easily. Something about his walk, the angle of his shoulders, and his lean, tanned, alert face—the eyes looking for broader horizons than just the street—made him stand out as one of them.
The apartment of Merle proved to be in the first block above Washington Square. While he scanned doors for the number he was seized and turned about by a playful creature in uniform.
The apartment of Merle turned out to be in the first block above Washington Square. As he looked at the doors for the number, he was suddenly grabbed and spun around by a playful person in uniform.
"Well, Buck Cowan, you old son of a gun!"
"Well, Buck Cowan, you old rascal!"
"Gee, gosh, Stevie! How's the boy?"
"Wow, hey Stevie! How's the kid?"
They shook hands, moving to the curb where they could talk.
They shook hands and stepped over to the curb where they could chat.
"What's the idea?" demanded ex-Private Cowan. "Why this dead part of town for so many of the boys?"
"What's going on?" asked former Private Cowan. "Why are so many of the guys hanging out in this deserted part of town?"
Service men were constantly sauntering by them or chatting in little groups at the curb.
Service members were always walking by them or talking in small groups at the curb.
"She's dead, right now," Steve told him, "but she'll wake up pronto. Listen, Buck, we got the tip! A lot of them fur-faced boys that hurl the merry bombs are goin' to pull off a red-flag sashay up the Avenoo. Get it? Goin' to set America free!"
"She's dead right now," Steve told him, "but she'll wake up soon. Listen, Buck, we got the tip! A lot of those fur-faced guys who throw the crazy bombs are going to make a flashy entrance up the Avenue. Got it? They're going to set America free!"
"I get it!" said Wilbur.
"I understand!" said Wilbur.
"Dirty work at the crossroads," added Steve.
"Messy business at the intersection," added Steve.
"Say, Steve, hold it for twenty minutes, can't you? I got to see a man down here. Be good; don't hurt any one till I get back."
"Hey, Steve, can you hold it for twenty minutes? I need to see someone down here. Just be good and don’t hurt anyone until I get back."
"Do my best," said Steve, "but they're down there in the Square now stackin' up drive impedimenta and such, red banners, and so forth, tuning up to warble the hymn to free Russia. Hurry if you want to join out with us!"
"Doing my best," said Steve, "but they're down there in the Square now piling up obstacles and stuff, red banners, and so on, getting ready to sing the hymn for free Russia. Hurry if you want to join us!"
"I'll do that little thing, Steve. See you again." He passed on, making a way through the jostling throng of soldiers and civilians. "Just my luck," he muttered. "I hope the kid isn't in." Never before had he thought of his brother as "the kid."
"I'll take care of that, Steve. See you later." He moved on, navigating through the crowded mix of soldiers and civilians. "Typical," he muttered. "I hope the kid isn't around." He had never referred to his brother as "the kid" before.
He passed presently through swinging glass doors, and in a hallway was told by a profusely buttoned youth in spectacles that Mr. Whipple was out. It was not known when he would be in. His movements were uncertain.
He walked through the swinging glass doors and, in a hallway, was informed by a sharply dressed young man in glasses that Mr. Whipple was out. No one knew when he would return. His schedule was unpredictable.
"He might be in or he might be out," said the boy.
"He might be in or he might be out," the boy said.
He was back in the street, edging through the crowd, his head up, searching for the eager face of Steve Kennedy, late his sergeant. Halfway up the next block he found him pausing to roll a cigarette. Steve was a scant five feet, and he was telling a private who was a scant six feet that there would be dirty work at the crossroads—when the fur-faces started.
He was back on the street, weaving through the crowd, his head up, looking for the familiar face of Steve Kennedy, his former sergeant. Halfway up the next block, he spotted Steve stopping to roll a cigarette. Steve was just under five feet tall, and he was informing a private who was just over six feet that there would be trouble at the crossroads—once the fur-faces showed up.
"We're too far away," suggested Wilbur. "If they start from the Square they'll be mussed up before they get here. You can't expect people farther down to save 'em just for you. Where's your tactics, Steve?"
"We're too far away," Wilbur suggested. "If they start from the Square, they'll be a mess by the time they get here. You can't expect people further down to help them out just for you. Where's your strategy, Steve?"
They worked slowly back down the Avenue. It was nine o'clock now, and the street was fairly free of vehicles. The night was clear and the street lights brought alert, lean profiles into sharp relief, faces of men in uniform sauntering carelessly or chatting in little groups at the curb. A few unseeing policemen, also sauntering carelessly, were to be observed.
They strolled slowly back down the Avenue. It was nine o'clock now, and the street was pretty clear of cars. The night was clear, and the streetlights highlighted alert, lean silhouettes, the faces of men in uniform casually walking or chatting in small groups at the curb. A few oblivious policemen, also strolling casually, could be seen.
"Heard a fur-face speak last night," said Steve. "It's a long story, mates, but it seems this is one rotten Government and everybody knows it but a few cops. If someone would only call off the cops and let the fur-faces run it we might have a regular country."
"Heard a furry guy talking last night," Steve said. "It's a long story, folks, but it seems like this government is really messed up and everyone knows it except for a few cops. If someone would just tell the cops to back off and let the furry guys take charge, we might actually have a decent country."
From the Square singing was now heard.
From the Square, singing could now be heard.
"Oh, boy!" murmured the tall private, dreamily; "am I glad I'm here?" Stretching a long neck to peer toward the Square, he called in warm, urgent tones: "Oh, come on, you reds—come on, red!"
"Oh, man!" the tall private said softly, lost in thought; "am I glad to be here?" Stretching his long neck to look toward the Square, he called out in warm, excited tones: "Oh, come on, you reds—come on, red!"
They came on. Out from the Square issued a valiant double line of marchers, men and women, their voices raised in the Internationale. At their head, bearing aloft a scarlet banner of protest, strode a commanding figure in corduroys, head up, his feet stepping a martial pace.
They moved on. Out from the Square marched a brave double line of protesters, men and women, their voices lifted in the Internationale. Leading them was a strong figure in corduroy, proudly holding a red banner of protest, walking with determination and a military stride.
"I choose that general," said the tall private, and licked his lips.
"I pick that general," said the tall private, and licked his lips.
"Not if I get him first," shouted Steve, and sprang from the walk into the roadway.
"Not if I get him first," yelled Steve, and jumped from the sidewalk into the street.
But ex-Private Cowan was ahead of them both. He had not waited for speech. A crowd from each side of the Avenue had surged into the roadway to greet the procession. The banner bearer was seen to hesitate, to lose step, but was urged from the rear by other banner bearers. He came on again. Once more he stepped martially. The Internationale swelled in volume. The crowd, instead of opening a way, condensed more solidly about the advance. There were jeers and shoving. The head of the line again wavered. Wilbur Cowan had jostled a way toward this leader. He lost no time in going into action. But the pushing crowd impaired his aim, and it was only a glancing blow that met the jaw of the corduroyed standard bearer.
But ex-Private Cowan was ahead of both of them. He didn't wait to speak. A crowd from either side of the Avenue had rushed into the road to welcome the procession. The banner bearer hesitated, fell out of step, but was pushed on from behind by other banner carriers. He picked up his pace again. Once more, he stepped forward confidently. The Internationale got louder. Instead of making way, the crowd pressed in even tighter around the march. There were shouts and shoving. The front of the line wavered again. Wilbur Cowan pushed his way toward this leader. He wasted no time getting into action. But the jostling crowd messed with his aim, and he only landed a glancing blow on the jaw of the corduroyed standard bearer.
The standard toppled forward from his grasp, and its late bearer turned quickly aside. As he turned Wilbur Cowan reached forward to close a hand about the corduroy collar. Then he pulled. The standard bearer came back easily to a sitting posture on the asphalt. The crowd was close in, noisily depriving other bearers of their standards. The Internationale had become blurred and discordant, like a bad phonograph record. The parade still came to break and flow about the obstruction.
The standard fell from his grip, and its last carrier quickly turned away. As he did, Wilbur Cowan reached out to grab the corduroy collar. Then he yanked it. The standard bearer easily returned to a seated position on the pavement. The crowd was tightly packed, loudly stealing standards from other bearers. The Internationale sounded shaky and jumbled, like a scratchy record. The parade continued to flow around the blockage.
Wilbur Cowan jerked his prize up and whirled him about. He contemplated further atrocities. But the pallid face of his brother was now revealed to him.
Wilbur Cowan yanked his prize up and spun it around. He thought about more terrible things. But now, the pale face of his brother was in front of him.
"Look out there!" he warned the crowd, and a way was opened.
"Look out there!" he shouted to the crowd, and a path was cleared.
He drew back on the corduroy collar, then sent it forward with a mighty shove. His captive shot through the opening, fell again to the pavement, but was up and off before those nearest him could devise further entertainment. Among other accomplishments Merle had been noted in college for his swiftness of foot. He ran well, heading for the north, skillfully avoiding those on the outskirts of the crowd who would have tackled him. Wilbur Cowan watched him out of sight, beyond the area of combat. Then he worked his own way from it and stood to watch the further disintegration of the now leaderless parade.
He pulled back on the corduroy collar and then pushed it forward with a strong shove. His captive shot through the opening, landed on the pavement again, but was up and gone before those closest to him could think of anything else to do. Among other things, Merle was known in college for his speed. He ran well, heading north and skillfully dodging those on the edge of the crowd who would have tried to stop him. Wilbur Cowan watched him disappear, beyond the area of chaos. Then he made his way out and stood back to observe the further collapse of the now leaderless parade.
The tumult died, the crowd melted away. Policemen became officious. From areaways up and down the Avenue forms emerged furtively, walked discreetly to corners and skurried down side streets. Here and there a crimson banner flecked the asphalt. Steve and the tall private issued from the last scrimmage, breathing hard.
The chaos settled, and the crowd dispersed. Police became overly formal. From alleys along the Avenue, people appeared cautiously, walked quietly to the corners, and hurried down side streets. Here and there, a red banner spotted the pavement. Steve and the tall private came out of the last scuffle, breathing heavily.
"Nothing to it!" said the tall private. "Only I skun my knuckles."
"Easy peasy!" said the tall private. "I just scraped my knuckles."
"I was aimin' a wallop at that general," complained Steve, "but something blew him right out of my hand. Come on up to Madison Avenoo. I heard they was goin' to save America up there, too."
"I was aiming a punch at that general," complained Steve, "but something totally knocked it out of my hand. Come on up to Madison Avenue. I heard they were trying to save America up there, too."
"Can't," said Wilbur. "Got to see a man."
"Can't," Wilbur said. "I need to see a guy."
"Well, so long, Buck!"
"Alright, see you later, Buck!"
He waved to them as they joined the northward moving crowd.
He waved at them as they joined the crowd heading north.
"Gee, gosh!" he said.
"Wow!" he said.
"No, sir; Mr. Whipple hasn't come in yet. He just sent word he wouldn't be back at all to-night," said the spectacled hall boy. But his manner was so little ingenuous that once again the hand of Wilbur Cowan closed itself eloquently about the collar of a jacket.
"No, sir; Mr. Whipple hasn't arrived yet. He just let us know he won't be coming back tonight," said the hall boy with glasses. But his demeanor was so disingenuous that once again Wilbur Cowan's hand tightened meaningfully around the collar of his jacket.
"Get into that elevator and let me out at his floor."
"Get in that elevator and let me off at his floor."
"You let me alone!" said the hall boy. "I was going to."
"You leave me alone!" the hall boy said. "I was going to."
He knocked a third time before he could hear a faint call. He opened the door. Beyond a dim entrance hall the light fell upon his brother seated at a desk, frowning intently at work before him. The visible half of him was no longer in corduroy. It was incased in a smoking jacket of velvet, and his neck was conventionally clad in collar and cravat. The latter had been hastily tied.
He knocked a third time before hearing a faint call. He opened the door. Beyond a dim entryway, the light illuminated his brother sitting at a desk, frowning intensely at the work in front of him. The visible half of him was no longer in corduroy. He was wearing a velvet smoking jacket, and his neck was dressed in a collar and cravat. The latter had been hastily tied.
"Why, Wilbur, old man!" cried Merle in pleased surprise. He half rose from the desk, revealing that below the waist he was still corduroy or proletarian. Along his left jaw was a contusion as from a glancing blow. He was still breathing harder than most men do who spend quiet evenings at desks.
"Hey, Wilbur, old buddy!" Merle exclaimed in happy surprise. He half got up from the desk, showing that he was still wearing corduroys or work clothes below the waist. There was a bruise along his left jaw, probably from a glancing hit. He was still breathing harder than most guys do when they spend quiet evenings at desks.
Wilbur advanced into the room, but paused before reaching the desk. It was an invitingly furnished room of cushioned couches, paintings, tapestries, soft chairs, warmly toned rugs. The desk at which Merle toiled was ornate and shining. Ex-Private Cowan felt a sudden revulsion. He was back, knee-deep in trench bilge, tortured in all his being, looking at death from behind a sandbag. Vividly he recalled why he had endured that torture.
Wilbur walked into the room but stopped just before he got to the desk. It was a cozy room filled with cushioned sofas, paintings, tapestries, comfy chairs, and warm-toned rugs. The desk where Merle worked was intricate and gleaming. Ex-Private Cowan felt a rush of disgust. He was back, stuck in the muck of the trenches, suffering deeply, staring at death from behind a sandbag. He remembered vividly why he had put up with that suffering.
"You're all out of condition," he announced in even tones to Merle. "A little sprint like that shouldn't get your wind."
"You're all out of shape," he said calmly to Merle. "A short sprint like that shouldn't leave you breathless."
Merle's look of sunny welcome faded to one of chagrin. He fell back in his chair. He was annoyed.
Merle's cheerful smile turned into one of disappointment. He slumped back in his chair, feeling irritated.
"You saw that disgraceful outbreak, then?"
"You saw that embarrassing incident, huh?"
"I was in luck to-night."
"I got lucky tonight."
"Did you see that drunken rowdy strike at me, and then try to get me down where he and those other brutes could kick me?"
"Did you see that drunk guy come at me and then try to take me down so he and those other thugs could kick me?"
Wilbur's stare was cool. He was feeling the icy muck about his numbed legs.
Wilbur's gaze was calm. He could feel the cold, slimy mud around his numb legs.
"I was the one that struck at you. Too many elbows in the way and I flubbed it." He noted his brother start and stiffen in his chair. "And I didn't try to get you down. When I saw it was you I got you up and shot you out where you could run—if you wanted to. And I wasn't drunk, and I'm not a rowdy."
"I was the one who hit you. There were too many elbows in the way, and I messed it up." He noticed his brother flinch and tense up in his chair. "And I didn’t try to take you down. When I realized it was you, I helped you up and pushed you out so you could run—if you wanted to. And I wasn’t drunk, and I’m not a troublemaker."
Merle gazed with horror upon the apparently uncontrite fratricide. Twice he essayed to speak before he found the words.
Merle looked on in horror at the seemingly unrepentant brother killer. Twice he tried to speak before finding the right words.
"Do you think that was a brave thing to do?"
"Do you think that was a courageous thing to do?"
"No—but useful. I've been brave a lot of times where it didn't do as much good as that."
"No—but helpful. I've been courageous many times, but it didn't make as much of a difference as that."
"Useful!" breathed Merle, scathingly. "Useful to brutalize a lot of brave souls who merely sought—" he broke off with a new sense of outrage. "And not a policeman there to do his duty!" he finished resentfully.
"Useful!" Merle exclaimed, bitterly. "Useful to crush a bunch of brave individuals who just wanted—" he paused, feeling a fresh surge of anger. "And not a single cop around to do his job!" he concluded, resentfully.
Wilbur Cowan sat in a carven chair near a corner of the beautiful desk, hitching it forward to rest his arms on the desk's top. He was newly appraising this white-faced brother.
Wilbur Cowan sat in a carved chair near a corner of the beautiful desk, pulling it forward to rest his arms on the desk's surface. He was reevaluating this pale-faced brother.
"Whining!" he suddenly snapped. "Get up and boast that you're outlaws, going to keel the Government off its pins. Then you get the gaff, and the first thing you do is whine for help from that same Government! You say it's rotten, but you expect it to watch over you while you knock it down. If you're going to be an outlaw, take an outlaw's chance. Don't squeal when you get caught. You say the rules are rotten, then you fall back on them. What kind of sportsmanship is that?"
"Whining!" he suddenly snapped. "Get up and brag that you're outlaws planning to take down the Government. Then you screw up, and the first thing you do is whine for help from that same Government! You say it's corrupt, but you expect it to protect you while you try to bring it down. If you're going to be an outlaw, take your chances like one. Don't complain when you get caught. You say the rules are unfair, then you rely on them. What kind of sportsmanship is that?"
Wearily but with a tolerant smile Merle pushed back the fallen lock with one white hand.
Wearily, but with a patient smile, Merle pushed back the fallen lock with one pale hand.
"What could you understand of all this?" he asked, gently. "We merely claim the right of free speech."
"What do you make of all this?" he asked, softly. "We just assert the right to free speech."
"And use it to tell other people to upset the Government! That crowd to-night did what you tell your people to do—went against the rules. But you can't take your own medicine. A fine bunch of spoiled children you are! Been spoiled by too easy a Government at that!" He broke off to study Merle again. "You're pasty, out of condition," he repeated, inconsequently.
"And use it to tell others to challenge the Government! That crowd tonight did what you tell your people to do—went against the rules. But you can't handle the consequences. What a group of entitled kids you are! You've been pampered by a Government that’s been way too lenient!" He paused to look at Merle again. "You’re looking pale and out of shape," he said again, without much relevance.
Again his brother's intolerant smile.
Again his brother's smug smile.
"You have all the cant of the reactionary," he retorted, again gently. "It's the spirit of intolerance one finds everywhere. You can't expect one of my—" he hesitated, showing a slight impatience. "I've been too long where they are thinking," he said.
"You have all the rhetoric of the reactionary," he replied, still gently. "It's the spirit of intolerance that you see everywhere. You can't expect someone like me—" he paused, showing a bit of impatience. "I've been in a place where they are actually thinking for too long," he said.
"Aren't you people intolerant? You want to break all the rules, and those same rules have made us a pretty good big country."
"Aren't you all being intolerant? You want to disregard all the rules, but those same rules have helped us build a really great country."
"Ah, yes, a big country—big! We can always boast of our size, can't we? I dare say you believe its bigness is a sign of our merit." Merle had recovered his poise. He was at home in satire. "Besides, I've broken no rules, as you call them."
"Ah, yes, a large country—large! We can always brag about our size, can't we? I bet you think our size is a reflection of our worth." Merle had regained his composure. He was comfortable with sarcasm. "Besides, I haven’t broken any rules, as you put it."
"Oh, I'll bet you haven't! You'd be careful not to. I see that much. But you try to get smaller children to. I'd have more patience with you if you'd taken a chance yourself."
"Oh, I'm sure you haven't! You'd be too careful for that. I can see that much. But you want younger kids to do it. I'd be more patient with you if you took a risk yourself."
"Patience with me—you?" Merle relished this. His laugh was sincere. "You—would have more patience with—me!" But his irony went for little with a man still at the front.
"Patience with me—you?" Merle enjoyed this. His laugh was genuine. "You—would have more patience with—me!" But his sarcasm didn't mean much to a man still at the front.
"Sure! If only you'd smashed a few rules yourself. Take that girl and her partner they arrested the other day. They don't whine. They're behind the bars, but still cussing the Government. You've got to respect fighters like that Liebknecht the Germans killed, and that Rosa What's-Her-Name. They were game. But you people, you try to put on all their airs without taking their chances. That's why you make me so tired—always keeping your martyr's halo polished and handy where you can slip it out of a pocket when you get just what you've been asking for."
"Sure! If only you had broken a few rules yourself. Look at that girl and her partner they arrested the other day. They don't complain. They're behind bars, but they're still cursing the government. You've got to respect fighters like Liebknecht, whom the Germans killed, and that Rosa What's-Her-Name. They were brave. But you all try to act like them without taking any risks. That's why you wear me out—always keeping your martyr's halo shiny and ready to pull out of your pocket whenever you get exactly what you wanted."
"You're not too subtle, are you? But then one could hardly expect subtlety—"
"You're not very subtle, are you? But then again, one could hardly expect subtlety—"
Merle was again almost annoyed.
Merle was pretty annoyed again.
"Subtle be jiggered! Do you think you people are subtle? About as subtle as a ton of bricks. All your talk in that magazine about this being a land of the dollar, no ideals, no spirituality, a land of money-grubbers—all that other stuff! Say, I want to tell you this is the least money-grubbing land there is! You people would know that if you had any subtlety. Maybe you did know it. We went into that scrap for an ideal, and we're the only country that did. France might have gone for an ideal, but France had to fight, anyway.
"Subtle, my foot! Do you think you people are subtle? You're about as subtle as a ton of bricks. All your talk in that magazine about this being a land of money, no ideals, no spirituality, a land of money-hunters—all that nonsense! Let me tell you, this is the least money-driven place there is! You people would realize that if you had any subtlety. Maybe you already do. We entered that conflict for an ideal, and we’re the only country that actually did. France might have gone for an ideal, but France had to fight regardless."
"England? Do you think England went in only to save poor little Belgium? She herself was the next dish on the bill of fare. But we went in out of general damfoolishness—for an ideal—this country you said didn't have any. We don't care about money—less than any of those people. Watch a Frenchman count his coppers, or an Englishman that carries his in a change purse and talks about pounds but really thinks in shillings. We carry our money loose and throw it away.
"England? Do you really think England got involved just to save poor little Belgium? She was the next target on the menu. But we jumped in out of sheer stupidity—for an ideal—this country you claimed had none. We don't care about money—less than any of those folks. Just watch a Frenchman count his coins, or an Englishman who keeps his change in a wallet and talks about pounds but really thinks in shillings. We carry our cash loosely and waste it."
"If this country had been what your sniveling little magazine called it we'd never have gone into that fight. You're not even subtle enough to know that much. We knew it would cost like hell, but we knew it was a great thing to do. Not another nation on earth would have gone in for that reason. That's the trouble with you poor little shut-ins; you decide the country hasn't any ideals because someone runs a stockyard out in Chicago or a foundry in Pittsburgh. God help you people if you'd had your way about the war! The Germans would be taking that nonsense out of you by this time. And to think you had me kind of ashamed when I went over! I thought you knew something then." He concluded on a note almost plaintive.
"If this country had been what your whiny little magazine claimed, we would never have gotten involved in that fight. You're not even subtle enough to realize that. We knew it would be costly, but we also knew it was the right thing to do. No other nation on earth would have entered for that reason. That's the problem with you poor little shut-ins; you think the country has no ideals just because someone runs a stockyard in Chicago or a foundry in Pittsburgh. God help you if you had your way about the war! By now, the Germans would have knocked that nonsense out of you. And to think you made me feel a bit ashamed when I went over! I thought you actually understood something back then." He ended on a nearly desperate note.
Merle had grown visibly impatient.
Merle had visibly lost patience.
"My dear fellow, really! Your point of view is interesting enough, even if all too common. You are true to type, but so crude a type—so crude!"
"My dear friend, honestly! Your perspective is quite interesting, even if it's rather typical. You're exactly what I expected, but such a basic version—so basic!"
"Sure, I'm crude! The country itself is crude, I guess. But it takes a crude country to have ideals—ideals with guts. Your type isn't crude, I suppose, but it hasn't any ideals, either."
"Sure, I’m rough around the edges! The country itself is rough, I guess. But it takes a rough country to have ideals—real ideals. Your type isn’t rough, I suppose, but it doesn’t have any ideals, either."
"No ideals! No ideals! Ah, but that's the best thing you've said!"
"No ideals! No ideals! Oh, but that's the best thing you've said!"
He laughed masterfully, waving aside the monstrous accusation.
He laughed expertly, brushing off the outrageous accusation.
"Well, maybe it is the best thing I've said. You haven't any ideals that would get any action out of you. You might tear down a house, but you'd never build one. No two of you could agree on a plan. Every one of you is too conceited about himself. If you had the guts to upset the Government to-morrow you'd be fighting among yourselves before night, and you'd have a chief or a king over you the next day, just as surely as they got one in Russia. It'll take them a hundred years over there to get back to as good a government as we have right now.
"Well, maybe that's the best thing I've said. You don't have any ideals that would push you into action. You might tear down a house, but you'd never build one. No two of you could agree on a plan. Each of you is too full of yourselves. If you had the guts to challenge the government tomorrow, you'd be fighting among yourselves by nightfall, and you'd have a leader or a king over you the next day, just like they do in Russia. It'll take them a hundred years to get back to a government as good as the one we have right now."
"You folks haven't any ideals except to show yourselves off. That's my private opinion. The way you used to tell me I didn't have any form in golf. You people are all gesture; you can get up on a platform and take perfect practice swings at a government, but you can't hit the ball. You used to take bully practice swings at golf, but you couldn't hit the ball because you didn't have any ideal. You were a good shadow golfer, like a shadow boxer that can hit dandy blows when he's hitting at nothing. Shadow stuff, shadow ideals, shadow thinkers—that's what you people are—spoiled children pretending you're deep thinkers."
"You guys don't have any real ideals other than showing off. That's just my honest opinion. Just like you used to say I had no style in golf. You all have big gestures; you can stand on a platform and make perfect practice swings at the government, but you can't actually hit the ball. You used to take impressive practice swings in golf, but you couldn't connect because you lacked any real vision. You were like a good shadow golfer, similar to a shadow boxer who can throw great punches when they're hitting nothing. You're all about shadow stuff, shadow ideals, shadow thinkers—that's who you are—spoiled kids pretending to be deep thinkers."
Merle turned wearily to a sheaf of papers at his hand.
Merle tiredly looked at a stack of papers in his hand.
"You'll see one day," he said, quietly, "and it won't be a far day. Nothing now, not even the brute force of your type, can retard the sweep of the revolution. The wave is shaping, the crest is formed. Six months from now—a year at most——"
"You'll see one day," he said softly, "and it won't be too long from now. Nothing can stop the momentum of the revolution, not even the raw power of people like you. The wave is building, the peak is coming. In six months—maybe a year at most—"
He gestured with a hand ominously.
He ominously gestured with his hand.
Wilbur briefly considered this prophecy.
Wilbur briefly thought about this prophecy.
"Oh, I know things look exciting here, but why wouldn't they after the turnover they've had? And I know there's grafting and profiteering and high prices and rotten spots in the Government, but why not? That's another trouble with you people: you seem to think that some form of government will be perfect. You seem to expect a perfect government from imperfect human beings."
"Oh, I get that things seem thrilling here, but why wouldn't they after all the changes they've had? And I know there's corruption, making a profit, high prices, and issues in the Government, but so what? That's another problem with you people: you act like some kind of government will be flawless. You expect a perfect government from imperfect humans."
"Ah," broke in Merle, "I recognize that! That's some of the dear old Dave Cowan talk."
"Ah," interrupted Merle, "I recognize that! That's some classic Dave Cowan talk."
"Well, don't turn it down just on that account. Sometimes he isn't so crazy. He sees through you people. He knows you would take all you could get in this world just as quick as the rest of us. He knows that much."
"Well, don’t dismiss it just because of that. Sometimes he’s not so insane. He sees right through you people. He knows you would grab everything you could get in this world just as quickly as the rest of us. He knows that much."
Merle waved it aside.
Merle brushed it off.
"Six months from now—a year at the most! A thrill of freedom has run through the people!"
"Six months from now—maybe a year at the most! There's a thrill of freedom going through the people!"
Wilbur had relaxed in his chair. He spoke more lightly, scanning the face of his brother with veiled curiosity.
Wilbur had settled into his chair. He spoke more casually, glancing at his brother's face with hidden curiosity.
"By the way, speaking of revolutions, there's been kind of a one at Newbern; kind of a family revolution. A little one, but plenty of kick in it. They want you to come back and be a good boy. That's really what I came down here to say for them. Will you come back with me?"
"By the way, speaking of revolutions, there's been a sort of one at Newbern; a bit of a family shake-up. It's small, but it has a lot of impact. They want you to come back and behave. That's really what I came down here to tell you. Will you come back with me?"
Merle drew himself up—injured.
Merle straightened up—hurt.
"Go back! Back to what? When my work is here, my heart, my life? I've let you talk because you're my brother. And you're so naïvely honest in your talk about our wonderful country and its idealism and the contemptible defects of a few of us who have the long vision! But I've let you talk, and now I must tell you that I am with this cause to the end. I can't expect your sympathy, or the sympathy of my people back there, but I must go my own way without it, fight my own battle—"
"Go back! Back to what? My work is here, my heart, my life? I've let you speak because you're my brother, and your naive honesty about our amazing country and its idealism, along with the flaws of a few of us who see the bigger picture, is something I've tolerated. But I've listened long enough, and now I need to tell you that I’m committed to this cause until the end. I can’t expect your support or the support of my people back there, but I have to follow my own path and fight my own battle—"
He was interrupted in a tone he did not like.
He was interrupted in a way he didn't appreciate.
"Sympathy from the folks back there? Say, what do you mean—sympathy? Did I tell you what this revolution back there was all about? Did I tell you they've shut down on you?"
"Sympathy from the people back there? What do you mean—sympathy? Did I mention what this revolution back there was really about? Did I tell you they’ve cut you off?"
"You didn't! I still don't get your meaning."
"You didn’t! I still don’t understand what you mean."
"You cast them off, didn't you?"
"You let them go, didn't you?"
"Oh!" A white hand deprecated this. "That's Sharon Whipple talk—his famous brand of horse humour. Surely, you won't say he's too subtle!"
"Oh!" A white hand dismissed this. "That's Sharon Whipple talk—his well-known style of horse humor. Surely, you won't say he's too subtle!"
"Well, anyway, you said you couldn't accept anything more from them when you left; you were going to work with your hands, and so forth. You weren't going to take any more of their tainted money."
"Well, anyway, you said you couldn't accept anything else from them when you left; you were going to work with your hands and so on. You weren't going to take any more of their dirty money."
"I've no doubt dear old Sharon would put it as delicately as that."
"I have no doubt that dear old Sharon would put it that gently."
"Well, did you work with your hands? Have you had to be a toiler?"
"Well, did you work with your hands? Have you had to be a hard worker?"
"Oh, naturally I had resources! But might I ask"—Merle said it with chill dignity—"may I inquire just what relation this might have——"
"Oh, of course I had resources! But may I ask," Merle said with calm dignity, "can I find out what relation this might have——"
"You won't have resources any longer."
"You won't have resources anymore."
"Eh?" Merle this time did not wave. He stared stonily at his informant.
"Eh?" Merle didn't wave this time. He stared coolly at his informant.
"That was the revolution. They called each other down and found that every last one of them had been sending you money, each thinking he was the only one and no one wanting you to starve. Even your dear old Sharon Whipple kicked in every month. No wonder I didn't find you in a tenement."
"That was the revolution. They called each other down and found that every single one of them had been sending you money, each thinking they were the only one and nobody wanting you to starve. Even your dear old Sharon Whipple contributed every month. No wonder I didn't find you in a run-down apartment."
"Preposterous!" expostulated Merle.
"Ridiculous!" exclaimed Merle.
"Wasn't it? Anyway, they all got mad at each other, and then they all got mad at you; then they swore an oath or something." He paused impressively. "No more checks!"
"Right? Anyway, they all got angry at each other, and then they got angry at you; then they made some kind of vow or something." He paused dramatically. "No more checks!"
"Preposterous!" Merle again murmured.
"Ridiculous!" Merle murmured again.
"But kind of plausible, wasn't it? Sharon wasn't any madder than the others when they found each other out. Mrs. Harvey D. is the only one they think they can't trust now. They're going to watch that woman's funds. Say, anything she gets through the lines to you—won't keep you from toiling!"
"But it was kind of believable, wasn't it? Sharon wasn't any angrier than the others when they realized the truth. Mrs. Harvey D. is the only one they feel they can't trust now. They're going to keep an eye on that woman's money. You know, anything she gets through to you—won't stop you from working hard!"
"Poor Mother Ella!" murmured Merle, his gaze remotely upon the woman. "She has always been so fond of me."
"Poor Mother Ella!" murmured Merle, his gaze distant as he looked at the woman. "She's always been so fond of me."
"They're all fond of you, for that matter, I think they're fonder of you than if you'd been born there. But still they're rank Bolsheviks right now. They confiscated your estates."
"They all care about you, and honestly, I think they care about you more than if you had been born there. But still, they’re hardcore Bolsheviks at the moment. They took your properties."
"I didn't need you to tell me they're fond of me," retorted Merle with recovered spirit. He sighed. "They must have missed me horribly this last year." There was contrition in his tone. "I suppose I should have taken time to think of that, but you'll never know how my work here has engrossed me. I suppose one always does sacrifice to ideals. Still, I owed them something—I should have remembered that." He closed on a note of regret.
"I didn't need you to tell me they care about me," Merle replied, sounding more like his old self. He sighed. "They must have missed me a lot this past year." There was a hint of remorse in his voice. "I guess I should have thought about that, but you can't imagine how wrapped up I've been in my work here. I suppose we always make sacrifices for our ideals. Still, I owed them something—I should have kept that in mind." He ended on a note of regret.
"Well, you better go back with me. They'll be mighty glad to see you."
"Well, you should come back with me. They'll be really happy to see you."
"We can make that eleven-forty-eight if we hurry," he said. "I'll have to change a few things."
"We can make it by eleven-forty-eight if we hurry," he said. "I'll need to change a few things."
He bustled cheerily into a bedroom. As he moved about there he whistled the "Marseillaise."
He cheerfully rushed into a bedroom. As he moved around, he whistled the "Marseillaise."
Ten minutes later he emerged with bag, hat, and stick. The last item of corduroy had vanished from his apparel. He was quietly dressed, as an exploiter of the masses or a mechanic. He set the bag on the desk, and going to a window peered from behind the curtain into the street.
Ten minutes later, he came out with a bag, hat, and stick. The last piece of corduroy was gone from his outfit. He was dressed simply, like someone who works with the public or a mechanic. He placed the bag on the desk and went to a window, looking out from behind the curtain into the street.
"Some of those rowdies are still prowling about," he said, "but there are cabs directly across the street."
"Some of those troublemakers are still hanging around," he said, "but there are taxis right across the street."
He pulled the soft hat well down over his brow.
He pulled the soft hat down snugly over his forehead.
Wilbur had sat motionless in his chair while the dressing went on. He got up now.
Wilbur had sat still in his chair while the dressing took place. He stood up now.
"Listen!" he said. "If you hear back home of my telling people you're a dangerous radical, don't be worried. Even the Cowans have some family pride. And don't worry about the prowling rowdies out there. I'll get you across the street to a cab. Give me the bag."
"Listen!" he said. "If you hear back home that I've told people you're a dangerous radical, don't worry. Even the Cowans have some family pride. And don't stress about the rowdy folks outside. I'll help you get across the street to a cab. Give me the bag."
As they crossed the street, Merle—at his brother's elbow—somewhat jauntily whistled, with fair accuracy, not the "Marseillaise," but an innocent popular ballad. Nor did he step aside for a torn strip of red cloth lying in their way.
As they walked across the street, Merle—next to his brother—whistled a bit cheerfully, pretty accurately, not the "Marseillaise," but a catchy popular song. He also didn’t move out of the way for a ripped piece of red cloth on the ground.
CHAPTER XXI
The next morning Wilbur found the Penniman household in turmoil. The spirit of an outraged Judge Penniman pervaded it darkly, and his wife wept as she flurried noisily about the kitchen. Neither of them would regard him until he enforced their notice. The judge, indignantly fanning himself in the wicker porch chair, put him off with vague black mutters about Winona. The girl had gone from bad to worse. But his skirts were clean. The mother was the one to blame. He'd talked all he could.
The next morning, Wilbur found the Penniman household in chaos. The mood was heavy with the anger of Judge Penniman, and his wife was crying as she hurried around the kitchen. They both ignored him until he made them pay attention. The judge, angrily fanning himself in the wicker chair on the porch, dismissed Wilbur with vague grumbles about Winona. The girl had gone from bad to worse. But he was in the clear. The blame lay with her mother. He had said all he could say.
Then Wilbur, in the disordered kitchen, put himself squarely in the way of the teary mother. He commanded details. The distraught woman, hair tumbling from beneath a cap set rakishly to one side, vigorously stirred yellow dough in an earthen mixing dish.
Then Wilbur, in the messy kitchen, positioned himself directly in front of the teary mother. He demanded specifics. The upset woman, with her hair spilling out from under a cap tilted to one side, vigorously mixed yellow dough in a clay mixing bowl.
"Stop this nonsense!" he gruffly ordered.
"Cut this nonsense out!" he said gruffly.
Mrs. Penniman abandoned the long spoon and made a pitiful effort to dry her eyes with an insufficient apron.
Mrs. Penniman dropped the long spoon and made a feeble attempt to wipe her eyes with a small apron.
"Winona!" she sobbed. "Telegram—coming home tomorrow—nothing cooked up—trying to make chocolate cake—"
"Winona!" she cried. "Telegram—coming home tomorrow—nothing prepared—trying to make a chocolate cake—"
"Why take it so hard? You knew the blow had to fall some time."
"Why are you taking it so hard? You knew something like this had to happen eventually."
Mrs. Penniman broke down again.
Mrs. Penniman had another breakdown.
"It's not a joke!" she sobbed. Then with terrific effort—"Mar—married!"
"It's not a joke!" she cried. Then, with great effort—"Mar—married!"
"Winona Penniman married?"
"Did Winona Penniman get married?"
The stricken mother opened swimming eyes at him, nodding hopelessly.
The distraught mother opened her teary eyes at him, nodding hopelessly.
"Why, the little son of a gun!" said Wilbur, admiringly. "I didn't think she'd be so reckless!"
"Wow, the little troublemaker!" said Wilbur, admiringly. "I didn't think she'd be this bold!"
"I'm so glad!" whimpered the mother.
"I'm so glad!" cried the mother.
She seized the spoon and the bowl. Judge Penniman hovered at the open door of the kitchen.
She grabbed the spoon and the bowl. Judge Penniman stood at the open door of the kitchen.
"I told her what would happen!" he stormed. "She'll listen to me next time! Always the way in this house!"
"I told her what would happen!" he shouted. "She'll listen to me next time! It's always like this in this house!"
Mrs. Penniman relapsed.
Mrs. Penniman had a setback.
"We don't know the party. Don't know him from Adam. She don't even sign her right name."
"We don't know the party. Don't know him at all. She doesn't even use her real name."
Wilbur left the house of mourning and went out to the barn, where all that day he worked at the Can, fretting it at last into a decent activity.
Wilbur left the house of mourning and went out to the barn, where he worked on the can all day, finally turning it into a decent task.
Dave Cowan that night became gay and tasteless on hearing the news. He did what he could to fan the judge's resentment. He said it was probably, knowing Winona's ways, that she had wed a dissolute French nobleman, impoverished of all but his title. He hoped for the best, but he had always known that the girl was a light-minded baggage. He wondered how she could ever justify her course to Matthew Arnold if the need rose. He said the old house would now be turned into a saloon, or salong, as the French call it. He wished to be told if the right to be addressed as Madame la Marquise could compensate the child for those things of simple but enduring worth she had cast aside. He somewhat cheered Mrs. Penniman, but left the judge puffing with scorn.
Dave Cowan that night became carefree and tasteless upon hearing the news. He did what he could to fuel the judge's anger. He said it was likely, knowing Winona's ways, that she had married a debauched French nobleman, who had lost everything except for his title. He hoped for the best, but he had always felt that the girl was a flighty fool. He wondered how she could ever explain her choices to Matthew Arnold if it ever came to that. He said the old house would now be turned into a bar, or salong, as the French say. He wanted to know if the title Madame la Marquise could make up for the simple but lasting values the girl had abandoned. He somewhat encouraged Mrs. Penniman, but left the judge fuming with disdain.
Wilbur Cowan met the noon train next day. The Can rattled far too much for its size, but it went. Then from the train issued Winona, bedecked in alien gauds and fur-belows, her keen little face radiant under a Paris trifle of brown velvet, her small feet active—under a skirt whose scant length would once have appalled her—in brown suede pumps and stockings notoriously of silken texture. Her quick eyes darting along the platform to where Wilbur stood, she rushed to embrace him.
Wilbur Cowan met the noon train the next day. The car rattled way too much for its size, but it managed to move. Then, from the train came Winona, adorned in fancy clothes and fur trim, her sharp little face glowing under a chic brown velvet hat, her small feet busy—wearing a skirt that would have shocked her in the past—in brown suede pumps and stockings made of soft silk. Her quick eyes scanned the platform until they found Wilbur, and she rushed to hug him.
"Where's the other one?" he demanded.
"Where's the other one?" he asked.
Astoundingly she tripped back to the still emptying car and led forward none other than Edward—Spike—Brennon. He was in the uniform of a private and his eyes were hidden by dark glasses. Wilbur fell upon him. Spike's left arm went up expertly to guard his face from the rush, but came down when he recognized his assailant. Wilbur turned again to Winona.
Astoundingly, she stumbled back to the still-emptying car and brought forward none other than Edward—Spike—Brennon. He was wearing a private's uniform, and his eyes were covered by dark sunglasses. Wilbur lunged at him. Spike raised his left arm expertly to shield his face from the attack but lowered it when he recognized his attacker. Wilbur turned back to Winona.
"But where's he?" he asked. "Where's the main squeeze?"
"But where is he?" he asked. "Where's the main person?"
Winona looked proudly at Spike Brennon.
Winona looked at Spike Brennon with pride.
"I'm him," said Spike.
"I'm him," Spike said.
"He's him," said Winona, and laid an arm protectingly across his shoulder.
"He's him," said Winona, placing an arm protectively across his shoulder.
"You wild little son of a gun!" He stared incredulously at the bride, then kissed her. "You should say 'he's he,' not 'he's him,'" he told her.
"You crazy little scamp!" He looked at the bride in disbelief, then kissed her. "You should say 'he's he,' not 'he's him,'" he said to her.
"Lay off that stuff!" ordered Winona.
"Cut it out!" Winona commanded.
"You come on home to trouble," directed Wilbur. He guided Spike to the car.
"You come home to trouble," Wilbur said. He led Spike to the car.
"It's like one of these dreams," said Spike above the rattle of the Can. "How a pretty thing like her could look twice at me!"
"It's like one of those dreams," said Spike over the noise of the Can. "How could a beautiful girl like her ever notice me!"
Winona held up a gloved hand to engage the driver's eye. Then she winked.
Winona raised a gloved hand to catch the driver's attention. Then she winked.
"Say," said Spike, "this is some car! When I get into one now'days I like to hear it go. I been in some lately you could hardly tell you moved."
"Wow," said Spike, "this is an amazing car! These days, when I get into one, I like to actually hear it go. I've been in some recently where you could barely tell you were moving."
The front of the house was vacant when the Can laboured to the gate, though the curtain of a second-floor front might have been seen to move. Winona led her husband up the gravelled walk.
The front of the house was empty when the Can made their way to the gate, although the curtain on the second floor might have been seen moving. Winona guided her husband along the gravel path.
"It's lovely," she told him, "this home of mine and yours. Here you go between borders all in bloom, phlox and peonies, and there are pansies and some early dahlias, and there's a yellow rosebush out."
"It's beautiful," she said to him, "this place of ours. Here you walk through blooming borders with phlox and peonies, and there are pansies and some early dahlias, and there's a yellow rosebush outside."
"It smells beautiful," said Spike. He sniffed the air on each side.
"It smells amazing," said Spike. He took a whiff of the air on both sides.
"Sit here," said Winona, nor in the flush of the moment was she conscious of the enormity of what she did. She put Spike into a chair that had for a score of years been sacred to the person of her invalid father. Then she turned to greet her mother. Mrs. Penniman, arrayed in fancy dress-making, was still damp-eyed but joyous.
"Sit here," Winona said, not fully realizing the significance of her actions in that moment. She placed Spike into a chair that had been reserved for her sick father for twenty years. Then she turned to greet her mother. Mrs. Penniman, dressed in stylish clothes, was still teary-eyed but happy.
"Your son, mother," said Winona. "Don't try to get up, Spike."
"Your son, Mom," said Winona. "Don't try to get up, Spike."
Mrs. Penniman bent over to kiss him. Spike's left went up accurately.
Mrs. Penniman leaned down to kiss him. Spike's left arm shot up precisely.
"He's so nervous," explained Winona, "ever since that French general sneaked up and kissed him on both cheeks when he pinned that medal on him."
"He's really anxious," Winona explained, "ever since that French general came up and kissed him on both cheeks when he pinned that medal on him."
"Mercy!" exclaimed Mrs. Penniman.
"Wow!" exclaimed Mrs. Penniman.
"For distinguished service beyond the line of duty," added the young wife, casually.
"For exceptional service beyond the call of duty," added the young wife, casually.
"I was so happy when I got your wire," sputtered her mother. "Of course, I was flustered just at first—so sudden and all."
"I was so happy when I got your message," her mother said, a bit flustered. "Of course, I was a bit overwhelmed at first—it was all so sudden."
"In the Army we do things suddenly," said Winona.
"In the Army, we act quickly," said Winona.
Heavy steps sounded within, and the judge paused at the open door. He was arrayed as for the Sabbath, a portentous figure in frock coat and gray trousers. A heavy scent of moth balls had preceded him.
Heavy footsteps echoed from inside, and the judge stopped at the open door. He was dressed for the Sabbath, a striking figure in a frock coat and gray trousers. A strong smell of mothballs filled the air before him.
"What's that new one I get?" asked Spike, sniffing curiously.
"What's that new one I get?" asked Spike, sniffing curiously.
Winona pecked at her father's marbled cheeks, then led him to the chair.
Winona gently kissed her father's marbled cheeks and then guided him to the chair.
"Father, this is my husband."
"Dad, this is my husband."
"How do you do, sir?" began the judge, heavily.
"How are you, sir?" the judge started, with a weighty tone.
Spike's left forearm shielded his face, while his right hand went to meet the judge's.
Spike's left forearm blocked his face, while his right hand reached out to meet the judge's.
"It's all right, Spike. No one else is going to kiss you."
"It's okay, Spike. No one else is going to kiss you."
"Spike?" queried the judge, uncertainly.
"Spike?" asked the judge, unsure.
"It's a sort of nickname for him," explained Winona.
"It's like a nickname for him," Winona explained.
She drew her mother through the doorway and they became murmurous in the parlour beyond.
She pulled her mother through the doorway and they became quiet in the living room beyond.
"This here is a peach of a chair," said Spike.
"This is a really nice chair," said Spike.
The judge started painfully. Until this moment he had not detected the outrage.
The judge began in distress. Up until this point, he had not noticed the injustice.
"Wouldn't you prefer this nice hammock?" he politely urged.
"Wouldn't you like this nice hammock instead?" he politely suggested.
"No, thanks," replied Spike, firmly. "This chair kind of fits my frame."
"No, thanks," Spike replied firmly. "This chair fits my frame pretty well."
Wilbur Cowan, standing farther along the porch, winked at Spike before he remembered.
Wilbur Cowan, standing further down the porch, winked at Spike before he remembered.
"Say, ain't you French?" demanded the judge with a sudden qualm.
"Hey, aren't you French?" asked the judge suddenly, feeling a bit uneasy.
He had taken no stock in that fool talk of Dave Cowan's about a French nobleman; still, you never could tell. He had thought it as well to be dressed for it should he be required to meet even impoverished nobility.
He didn’t believe that nonsense Dave Cowan was saying about a French nobleman; still, you could never be sure. He figured it was best to be dressed for the occasion in case he had to meet even a broke nobleman.
"Hell, no!" said Spike. "Irish!" He moved uneasily in the chair. "Excuse me," he added.
"Hell, no!" Spike exclaimed. "Irish!" He shifted uncomfortably in the chair. "Excuse me," he said.
"Oh!" said the judge, regretting the superior comfort of his linen suit. He eyed the chair with covetous glance. "Well, I hope everything's all for the best," he said, doubtfully.
"Oh!" said the judge, regretting how much more comfortable his linen suit was. He looked at the chair with envy. "Well, I hope everything turns out for the best," he said, uncertainly.
"How beautiful it smells!" said Spike, sniffing away from the moth balls toward the rosebush. "Everything's beautiful, and this peach of a chair and all. What gets me—how a beautiful girl like she is could ever take a second look at me."
"How amazing it smells!" said Spike, sniffing away from the mothballs toward the rosebush. "Everything's beautiful, along with this lovely chair and all. What really surprises me is how a gorgeous girl like her could ever glance my way."
The judge regarded him sharply, with a new attention to the hidden eyes.
The judge looked at him closely, paying new attention to his hidden eyes.
"Say, are you blind?" he asked.
"Hey, are you blind?" he asked.
"Blind as a bat! Can't see my hand before my face."
"Blind as a bat! I can't see my hand in front of my face."
The horrified judge stalked to the door.
The shocked judge marched to the door.
"You hear that?" he called in, but only the parrot heeded him.
"You hear that?" he called out, but only the parrot responded.
"Flapdoodle, Flapdoodle, Flapdoodle!" it screeched.
" nonsense, nonsense, nonsense!" it screeched.
Winona and her mother came to the door. They had been absent for a brief cry.
Winona and her mom came to the door. They had been gone for a short moment.
"What she could ever see in me," Spike was repeating—"a pretty girl like that!"
"What could she ever see in me," Spike kept saying—"a pretty girl like that!"
"Pretty girl, pretty girl, pretty girl! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" screamed the parrot.
"Pretty girl, pretty girl, pretty girl! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" screamed the parrot.
Its concluding laugh was evil with irony. Winona sped to the cage, regarding her old pet with dismay. She glanced back at Spike.
Its final laugh was wickedly ironic. Winona hurried to the cage, looking at her old pet with distress. She turned to glance back at Spike.
"Smart birdie, all right, all right," called Spike. "He knows her."
"Smart birdie, yeah, yeah," Spike said. "He knows her."
"Pretty girl, pretty girl!" Again came the derisive guffaw.
"Pretty girl, pretty girl!" The mocking laugh rang out again.
Never had Polly's sarcasm been so biting. Winona turned a murderous glance from it and looked uneasily back at her man.
Never had Polly's sarcasm been so sharp. Winona shot a deadly look at her and nervously glanced back at her guy.
"Dinner's on," called Mrs. Penniman.
“Dinner’s ready,” called Mrs. Penniman.
"I'm having one of my bad days," groaned the judge. "Don't feel as if I could eat a mouthful."
"I'm having one of those bad days," the judge groaned. "I don't feel like I could eat a single bite."
But he was merely insuring that he could be the first to leave the table plausibly. He intended that the apparent misunderstanding about the wicker chair should have been but a thing of the moment, quickly past and forgotten.
But he was just making sure he could be the first to leave the table without raising any suspicion. He wanted the misunderstanding about the wicker chair to be just a brief moment, quickly passed and forgotten.
"Why, what's the trouble with you, Father?" asked Winona in the tone of one actually seeking information.
"Why, what's going on with you, Dad?" Winona asked in a tone that showed she was genuinely looking for answers.
The judge shot her a hurt look. It was no way to address an invalid of his standing.
The judge gave her a hurt look. That was no way to talk to someone of his status.
"Chow, Spike," said Wilbur, and would have guided him, but Winona was lightly before him.
"Chow, Spike," Wilbur said, and would have led him, but Winona was standing in front of him.
Dave Cowan followed them from the little house.
Dave Cowan followed them from the small house.
"Present me to His Highness," said he, after kneeling to kiss the hand of Winona.
"Introduce me to His Highness," he said after kneeling to kiss Winona's hand.
The mid-afternoon hours beheld Spike Brennon again strangely occupying the wicker porch chair. He even wielded the judge's very own palm-leaf fan as he sat silent, sniffing at intervals toward the yellow rose. Once he was seen to be moving his hand, with outspread fingers, before his face.
The mid-afternoon hours found Spike Brennon again oddly sitting in the wicker porch chair. He even held the judge's own palm-leaf fan as he sat quietly, occasionally sniffing the yellow rose. At one point, he was seen moving his hand, fingers spread out, in front of his face.
Winona had maneuvered her father from the chair, nor had she the grace to veil her subterfuge after she lured him to the back of the house. She merely again had wished to know what, in plain terms, his ailment was; what, for that matter, had been the trouble with him for twenty years. The judge fell speechless with dismay.
Winona had helped her dad out of the chair, and she didn’t even try to hide her trick after she got him to the back of the house. She just wanted to know, in simple words, what was wrong with him; what, for that matter, had been bothering him for twenty years. The judge was left speechless with shock.
"You eat well and you sleep well, and you're well nourished" went on the daughter, remorseless all at once.
"You eat well, sleep well, and are well-nourished," the daughter continued, suddenly unfeeling.
"Little you know," began the judge at last.
"Little do you know," the judge finally began.
"But I shall know, Father. Remember, I've learned things. I'm going to take you in hand. I may even have to be severe with you but all for your own good."
"But I will know, Dad. Remember, I've learned things. I'm going to take charge of you. I might even have to be tough on you, but it's all for your own good."
She spoke with icy conviction. There was a new, cold gleam in her prying eyes. The judge suffered genuinely.
She spoke with a chilling certainty. There was a fresh, cold glint in her scrutinizing eyes. The judge genuinely suffered.
"I should think you had learned things!" he protested, miserably. "For one thing, miss, that skirt ain't a respectable garment."
"I thought you would have learned some things!" he complained, feeling miserable. "For one thing, miss, that skirt isn't a respectable piece of clothing."
Winona slid one foot toward him.
Winona slid one foot closer to him.
"Pooh! Don't be silly!" Never before had Winona poohed her father.
"Pooh! Don't be silly!" Winona had never before dismissed her father like that.
"Cigarette fiend, too," accused the judge.
"Cigarette addict, too," accused the judge.
"My husband got me to stop."
"My husband made me quit."
"Strong drink," added the judge.
"Strong drink," said the judge.
"Pooh!" again breathed Winona. "A little nip of something when you're done up."
"Pooh!" Winona said again, taking a breath. "Just a little sip of something when you're all dressed up."
"You talking that way!" admonished the twice-poohed parent. "You that was always so——"
"You talking that way!" scolded the parent who had been through a lot. "You who were always so——"
"I'm not it any longer." She did a dance step toward the front door, but called back to him: "Spike's set his heart on that chair. You'll have to find something else for yourself."
"I'm not it anymore." She took a dance step toward the front door but called back to him, "Spike really wants that chair. You'll need to find something else for yourself."
"'Twon't always be so," retorted the judge, stung beyond reason at the careless finality of her last words. "You wait—wait till the revolution sweeps you high and mighty people out of your places! Wait till the workers take over their rights—you wait!"
"'It won't always be this way,' the judge shot back, angry beyond reason at the casual finality of her last words. 'You just wait—wait until the revolution sweeps you high and mighty people out of your positions! Wait until the workers claim their rights—you just wait!'"
But Winona had not waited. She had gone to confer on Wilbur Cowan a few precious drops of that which had caused her father to put upon her the stigma of alcoholic intemperance.
But Winona hadn't waited. She had gone to give Wilbur Cowan a few precious drops of what had led her father to label her with the stigma of being an alcoholic.
"It's real genuine dandelion wine," she told him. "One of the nurses got it for me when we left the boat in Boston. Her own mother made it, and she gave me the recipe, and it isn't a bit of trouble. I'm going after dandelions to-morrow, Spike and I. Of course we'll have to be secret about it."
"It's real dandelion wine," she told him. "One of the nurses got it for me when we left the boat in Boston. Her mom made it, and she gave me the recipe, and it's really easy to make. Spike and I are going to gather dandelions tomorrow. Of course, we have to keep it a secret."
In the sacred precincts of the Penniman parlour Wilbur Cowan raised the wineglass to his lips and tasted doubtingly. After a second considering sip he announced—"They can't arrest you for that."
In the sacred space of the Penniman parlor, Wilbur Cowan raised his wine glass to his lips and took a cautious sip. After a second thoughtful taste, he declared, "They can't arrest you for that."
Winona looked a little relieved, but more than a little disappointed.
Winona looked somewhat relieved, but more than a bit disappointed.
"I thought it had a kick," she mourned.
"I thought it had a punch," she lamented.
"Here's to you and him, anyway! Didn't I always tell you he was one good little man?"
"Here's to you and him, anyway! Didn't I always say he was a really good guy?"
"He's all of that," said Winona, and tossed off her own glass of what she sincerely hoped was not a permitted beverage.
"He's all of that," Winona said, and downed her own glass of what she sincerely hoped wasn't a legal drink.
"You've come on," said Wilbur.
"You're making progress," said Wilbur.
"I haven't started," said Winona.
"I haven't started," Winona said.
Later that afternoon Winona sat in her own room in close consultation with Juliana Whipple. Miss Whipple, driving her own car as no other Whipple could have driven it, had hastened to felicitate the bride. Tall, gaunt, a little stooped now, her weathered face aglow, she had ascended the steps to greet the couple. Spike's tenancy of the chair had been made doubly secure by Winona on the step at his feet.
Later that afternoon, Winona sat in her room having an in-depth discussion with Juliana Whipple. Miss Whipple, driving her own car like no other Whipple could, had rushed over to congratulate the bride. Tall and thin, a bit hunched now, her weathered face shining, she climbed the steps to greet the couple. Spike's claim to the chair was made even more secure by Winona on the step at his feet.
Juliana embraced Winona and took one of Spike's knotted hands to press warmly between both her own. Then Winona had dragged her to privacy, and their talk had now come to a point.
Juliana hugged Winona and took one of Spike's knotted hands to hold between her own. Then Winona pulled her into a more private space, and their conversation had reached a crucial moment.
"It's that—that parrot!" exploded Winona, desperately. "I never used to notice, but you know—that senseless gabble, 'pretty girl, pretty girl,' and then the thing laughs like a fiend. It would be all right if he wouldn't laugh. You might think he meant it. And poor Spike is so sensitive; he gets things you wouldn't think he'd get. That awful bird might set him to thinking. Now he believes I'm pretty. In spite of everything I've said to him, he believes it. Well, I'm not going to have that bird putting any other notion into his mind, not if I have to—"
"It's that—that parrot!" Winona said, feeling frantic. "I never really paid attention before, but you know—that stupid noise, 'pretty girl, pretty girl,' and then the thing laughs like a maniac. It would be fine if he didn't laugh. You might think he actually means it. And poor Spike is so sensitive; he picks up on things you wouldn't expect him to. That awful bird might make him start to think. Now he believes I'm pretty. Despite everything I've told him, he believes it. Well, I'm not going to let that bird suggest anything else to him, not if I have to—"
She broke off, but murder was in her tone.
She stopped speaking, but there was anger in her voice.
"I see," said Miss Whipple. "You're right, of course—only you are pretty, Winona. I never used to think—think about it, I mean, but you've changed. You needn't be afraid of any parrot."
"I get it," said Miss Whipple. "You're right, obviously—only you’re really pretty, Winona. I never used to think—think about it, I mean, but you've changed. You don’t have to worry about any parrot."
Winona patted the hand of Miss Whipple, an able hand suggesting that of Spike in its texture and solidity.
Winona patted Miss Whipple's hand, a strong hand that reminded her of Spike's in its feel and sturdiness.
"That's ever so nice of you, but I know all about myself. Spike's eyes are gone, but that bird is going, too."
"That's really sweet of you, but I know myself pretty well. Spike's eyes are gone, but that bird is leaving, too."
"Why not let me take the poor old thing?" said Juliana. "It can say 'pretty girl' to me and laugh its head off if it wants." She hung a moment on this, searching Winona's face with clear eyes. "I have no blind husband," she finished.
"Why not let me take the poor old thing?" Juliana said. "It can call me 'pretty girl' and laugh as much as it wants." She paused for a moment, looking intently at Winona's face with clear eyes. "I don't have a blind husband," she finished.
"You're a dear," said Winona.
"You're so sweet," said Winona.
"I'm so glad for you," said Juliana.
"I'm really happy for you," said Juliana.
"I must guard him in so many ways," confided Winona. "He's happy now—he's forgotten for the moment. But sometimes it comes back on him terribly—what he is, you know. I've seen him over there lose control—want to kill himself. He says he can't help such times. It will seem to him that someone has shut him in a dark room and he must break down its walls—break out into the light. He would try to break the walls down—like a caged beast. It wasn't pretty. And I'm his eyes and all his life, and no old bird is ever going to set him thinking I'm not perfectly beautiful. That's the plain truth. I may lie about it myself to him pretty soon. I might as well. He only thinks I'm being flirty when I deny it. Oh, I know I've changed! Sometimes it seems to me now as if I used to be—well, almost prudish."
"I have to protect him in so many ways," Winona confided. "He's happy right now—he's forgotten for the moment. But sometimes it hits him really hard—what he is, you know. I've seen him over there lose control—want to end his life. He says he can't help it during those times. It feels to him like someone has locked him in a dark room and he has to break down the walls—break out into the light. He would try to tear the walls down—like a caged animal. It wasn't a pretty sight. And I'm his eyes and all his life, and no old bird is ever going to make him think I'm not utterly beautiful. That's the simple truth. I might lie to him about it pretty soon. I might as well. He only thinks I'm being flirty when I deny it. Oh, I know I've changed! Sometimes it feels like I used to be—well, almost prudish."
"My dear, he knows better than you do, much better, how beautiful you are. But you're right about the bird. I'll take him gladly." She reflected a moment. "There's a fine place for the cage in my room—on my hope chest."
"My dear, he knows much better than you how beautiful you are. But you're right about the bird. I’ll happily take him." She paused for a moment. "There’s a perfect spot for the cage in my room—on my hope chest."
"You dear!" said Winona. "Of course I couldn't have killed it."
"You dear!" Winona exclaimed. "Of course, I couldn't have killed it."
Downstairs ten minutes later Winona, the light of filial devotion in her eyes, was explaining to her father that she was giving the parrot away because she had noticed that it annoyed him.
Downstairs ten minutes later, Winona, with a look of love in her eyes, was telling her dad that she was giving the parrot away because she had noticed it bothered him.
The judge beamed gratitude.
The judge beamed with gratitude.
"Why, it's right thoughtful of you, Winona. It does annoy me, kind of. That miserable Dave Cowan's taught it some new rigmarole—no meaning to it, but bothersome when you want to be quiet."
"That's really considerate of you, Winona. It does get on my nerves a bit. That awful Dave Cowan has taught it some new nonsense—no real meaning to it, but it's irritating when you just want some peace."
Even in the days of her white innocence Winona Penniman had not been above doing a thing for one reason while advancing another less personal. She had always been a strange girl.
Even in her pure and innocent days, Winona Penniman had never hesitated to do something for one reason while promoting another, less personal one. She had always been an unusual girl.
Juliana took leave of Spike.
Juliana said goodbye to Spike.
"You have a lovely wife," she told him. "It isn't going to be too hard for you, this life."
"You have a wonderful wife," she said to him. "This life isn't going to be too difficult for you."
"Watch us!" said Winona. "I'll make his life more beautiful than I am." Her hand fluttered to his shoulder.
"Watch us!" Winona said. "I'll make his life more beautiful than I am." She brushed her hand lightly against his shoulder.
"Oh, me? I'll be all right," said Spike.
"Oh, me? I'll be fine," said Spike.
"And thank you for this wonderful bird," said Juliana.
"And thank you for this amazing bird," said Juliana.
She lifted the cage from its table and went slowly toward the gate. The parrot divined that dirty work was afoot, but it had led a peaceful life and its repertoire comprised no call of alarm.
She picked up the cage from the table and walked slowly toward the gate. The parrot sensed that something shady was about to happen, but it had lived a calm life and didn't know any alarm calls.
"Pretty girl, pretty girl, pretty girl!" it shrieked. Then followed its harshest laugh of scorn.
"Pretty girl, pretty girl, pretty girl!" it yelled. Then it let out its most mocking laugh.
Juliana did not quicken her pace to the car; she finished the little journey in all dignity, and placed her burden in the tonneau.
Juliana didn’t hurry to the car; she completed the short walk with grace and placed her load in the back.
"Pretty girl, pretty girl!" screamed the dismayed bird. The laugh was long and eloquent of derision.
"Pretty girl, pretty girl!" yelled the upset bird. The laugh was long and full of mockery.
Dave Cowan reached the Penniman gate, pausing a moment to watch the car leave. Juliana shot him one swift glance while the parrot laughed.
Dave Cowan reached the Penniman gate, pausing for a moment to watch the car drive away. Juliana gave him a quick look while the parrot laughed.
"Who was that live-looking old girl?" he demanded as he came up the steps. "Oh!" he said when Winona told him.
"Who was that lifelike old lady?" he asked as he climbed the steps. "Oh!" he said when Winona told him.
He glanced sympathetically after the car. A block away it had slowed to turn a corner. The parrot's ironic laughter came back to them.
He looked after the car with sympathy. A block away, it had slowed down to turn a corner. The parrot's sarcastic laughter echoed back to them.
"Yes, I remember her," said Dave, musingly. He was glad to recall that he had once shown the woman a little attention.
"Yeah, I remember her," Dave said, thinking. He was happy to remember that he had once given the woman a bit of attention.
CHAPTER XXII
Of all humans cumbering the earth Dave Cowan thought farmers the most pitiable. To this tireless-winged bird of passage farming was not a loose trade, and the news that his son was pledged to agrarian pursuits shocked him. To be mewed up for life on a few acres of land!
Of everyone on earth, Dave Cowan thought farmers were the most unfortunate. To this tireless, wandering spirit, farming was not a casual job, and hearing that his son was committed to farming shocked him. Being stuck for life on just a few acres of land!
"It was the land tricked us first," admonished Dave. "There we were, footloose and free, and some fool went and planted a patch of ground. Then he stayed like a fool to see what would happen. Pretty soon he fenced the patch to keep out prehistoric animals. First thing he knew he was fond of it. Of course he had to stay there—he couldn't take if off with him. That's how man was tricked. Most he could ever hope after that was to be a small-towner. You may think you can own land and still be free, but you can't. Before you know it you have that home feeling. Never owned a foot of it! That's all that saved me."
"It was the land that tricked us first," Dave warned. "There we were, carefree and untethered, and some idiot decided to plant a piece of land. Then he stuck around like a fool to see what would happen. Before long, he fenced it off to keep out ancient animals. Next thing he knew, he was attached to it. Of course, he had to stay there—he couldn't just take it with him. That's how man got fooled. The most he could hope for after that was to be a small-town person. You might think you can own land and still be free, but you can't. Before you realize it, you develop that sense of home. Never owned a single inch of it! That's what saved me."
Dave frowned at his son hopefully, as one saved might regard one who still might be.
Dave looked at his son with a hopeful frown, like someone who has been saved might look at someone who could still be saved.
"I'm not owning any land," suggested his son.
"I'm not owning any land," his son suggested.
"No; but it's tricky stuff. You get round it, working at it, nursing it—pretty soon you'll want to own some, then you're dished. It's the first step that counts. After that you may crave to get out and see places, but you can't; you have to plant the hay and the corn. You to fool round those Whipple farms—I don't care if it is a big job with big money—it's playing with fire. Pretty soon you'll be as tight-fixed to a patch of soil as any yap that ever blew out the gas in a city hotel. You'll stick there and raise hogs en masse for free people that can take a trip when they happen to feel like it." Dave had but lately learned en masse and was glad to find a use for it. He spoke with the untroubled detachment of one saved, who could return at will to the glad life of nomady. "You, with the good loose trades you know! Do you want to take root in this hole like a willow branch that someone shoves into the ground? Don't you ever want to move—on and on and on?"
"No; but it's tricky stuff. You get into it, working at it, nurturing it—pretty soon you'll want to own some, and then you're stuck. It's the first step that matters. After that, you might want to go out and explore, but you can't; you have to plant the hay and the corn. You mess around those Whipple farms—I don’t care if it is a big job with lots of money—it’s playing with fire. Before you know it, you’ll be as tied down to a patch of soil as anyone who ever cranked up the gas in a city hotel. You'll stay there and raise pigs en masse for free people who can take a trip whenever they feel like it." Dave had just recently learned en masse and was pleased to find a use for it. He spoke with the calm detachment of someone who has been saved, who could return at will to the joyful life of being a wanderer. "You, with the good flexible skills you have! Do you want to take root in this place like a willow branch someone just sticks in the ground? Don't you ever want to keep moving—on and on and on?"
His son at the time had denied stoutly that he felt this urge. Now, after a week of his new work, he would have been less positive. It was a Sunday afternoon, and he sprawled face down on the farther shaded slope of West Hill, confessing a lively fear that he might take root like the willow. Late in that first week the old cry had begun to ring in his ears—Where do we go from here?—bringing the cold perception that he would not go anywhere from here.
His son had firmly denied feeling this urge at that time. Now, after a week of his new job, he would be less certain. It was a Sunday afternoon, and he lay face down on the far shaded slope of West Hill, admitting a strong fear that he might take root like the willow. Late in that first week, the old question started to echo in his mind—Where do we go from here?—bringing the harsh realization that he wouldn’t be going anywhere from here.
Through all his early years in Newbern he had not once felt the wander-bidding; never, as Dave Cowan put it, had he been itchy-footed for the road. Then, with the war, he had crept up to look over the top of the world, and now, unaccountably, in the midst of work he had looked forward to with real pleasure, his whole body was tingling for new horizons.
Through all his early years in Newbern, he had never once felt the urge to wander; never, as Dave Cowan put it, had he been restless for the road. Then, with the war, he had peeked over the edge of the world, and now, for reasons he couldn’t explain, in the middle of work he had been genuinely looking forward to, his entire body was tingling for new experiences.
It seemed to be so with a dozen of the boys he had come back with. Some of these were writing to him, wanting him to come here, to come there; to go on and on with them to inviting places they knew—and on again from there! Mining in South America, lumbering in the Northwest, ranching in the Southwest; one of his mates would be a sailor, and one would be with a circus. Something within him beyond reason goaded him to be up and off. He felt his hold slipping; his mind floated in an ecstasy of relaxation.
It seemed that way with a group of the guys he had returned with. Some of them were reaching out, asking him to join them here and there; to travel with them to exciting places they knew—and then keep going! There were opportunities for mining in South America, logging in the Northwest, and ranching in the Southwest; one of his friends would be a sailor, and another would be part of a circus. Something deep inside him, beyond logic, pushed him to get moving. He felt his grip loosening; his mind drifted in a blissful state of relaxation.
His first days at the Home Farm had been good-enough days. Sharon Whipple had told him a modern farmer must first be a mechanic, and he was already that—and no one had shot at him. But the novelty of approaching good machine-gun cover without apprehension had worn off.
His first days at the Home Farm had been decent days. Sharon Whipple had told him that a modern farmer needs to be a mechanic first, and he was already that—and no one had shot at him. But the excitement of getting close to good machine-gun cover without fear had faded.
"Ain't getting cold feet, are you?" asked Sharon one day, observing him hang idly above an abused tractor with the far-off look in his eyes.
"Aren't you getting cold feet?" Sharon asked one day, watching him hang lazily over a beat-up tractor with a distant look in his eyes.
"Nothing like that," he had protested almost too warmly. "No, sir; I'll slog on right here."
"Nothing like that," he protested a bit too fervently. "No way, sir; I'm going to keep working right here."
Now for the first time in all their years of association he saw an immense gulf between himself and Sharon Whipple. Sharon was an old man, turning to look back as he went down a narrow way into a hidden valley. But he—Wilbur Cowan—was climbing a long slope into new light. How could they touch? How could this old man hold him to become another old man on the same soil—when he could be up and off, a happy world romper like his father before him?
Now, for the first time in all their years of knowing each other, he saw a huge gap between himself and Sharon Whipple. Sharon was like an old man, looking back as he walked down a narrow path into a hidden valley. But he—Wilbur Cowan—was climbing a long incline into new light. How could they connect? How could this old man keep him from becoming another old man on the same ground—when he could be out there, enjoying life like his father before him?
"Funny, funny, funny!" he said aloud, and lazily rolled over to stare into blue space.
"Funny, funny, funny!" he said out loud, and lazily rolled over to gaze into the blue sky.
Probably it was quite as funny out there. The people like himself on those other worlds would be the sport of confusing impulses, in the long run obeying some deeper instinct whose source was in the parent star dust, wandering or taking root in their own strange soils. But why not wander when the object of it all was so obscure, so apparently trivial? Enough others would submit to rule from the hidden source, take root like the willow—mate! That was another chain upon them. Women held them back from wandering. That was how they were tricked into the deadly home feeling his father warned him of.
It was probably just as funny out there. People like him on those other worlds would be caught up in confusing impulses, ultimately following a deeper instinct that came from the stardust, wandering or settling in their own unique environments. But why not wander when the purpose of it all was so unclear, so seemingly insignificant? Plenty of others would submit to the control of the hidden source, taking root like willows—mates! That was another restriction for them. Women kept them from wandering. That’s how they got trapped in that dangerous sense of home his father had warned him about.
"Funny, funny, funny!" he said again.
"Funny, funny, funny!" he said again.
From an inner pocket he drew a sheet of note paper worn almost through at the fold, stained with the ooze of trenches and his own sweat. It had come deviously to him in the front line a month after his meeting with Patricia Whipple. In that time the strange verse had still run in his mind—a crown of stars, and under her feet the moon! The tumult of fighting had seemed to fix it there. He had rested on the memory of her and become fearless of death. But the time had changed so tremendously. He could hardly recall the verse, hardly recall that he had faced death or the strange girl.
From an inner pocket, he pulled out a piece of notepaper, worn almost through at the fold and stained with trench grime and his own sweat. It had come to him in a roundabout way while he was in the front line, a month after he met Patricia Whipple. During that time, the unusual lines of poetry had kept replaying in his mind—a crown of stars, and the moon beneath her feet! The chaos of battle had seemed to cement it there. He had relied on the memory of her and become unafraid of death. But the time had changed so drastically. He could barely remember the verse, barely recall that he had faced death or the strange girl.
"Wilbur, dear," he read, "I am still holding you. Are you me? What do you guess? Do you guess we were a couple of homesick ninnies, tired and weak and too combustible? Or do you guess it meant something about us finding each other out all in one second, like a flash of something? Do you guess we were frazzled up to the limit and not braced to hold back or anything, the way civilized people do? I mean, will we be the same back home? If we will be, how funny! We shall have to find out, shan't we? But let's be sporty, and give the thing a chance to be true if it can. That's fair enough, isn't it? What I mean, let's not shatter its morale by some poky chance meeting with a lot of people round, whom it is none of their business what you and I do or don't do. That would be fierce, would it not? So much might depend.
"Wilbur, dear," he read, "I’m still holding you. Are you me? What do you think? Do you think we were just a couple of homesick fools, exhausted and weak and too emotional? Or do you think it meant something about us discovering each other in an instant, like a flash of something? Do you think we were completely stressed out and not prepared to hold back at all, like civilized people usually do? I mean, will we be the same when we get home? If we are, how strange! We'll have to find out, right? But let’s be open-minded and give this a chance to be real if it can. That seems fair enough, doesn’t it? What I mean is, let’s not ruin its spirit by randomly running into a bunch of people around us, who really have no say in what you and I do or don’t do. That would be awful, wouldn’t it? So much could be at stake."
"Anyway, here's what: The first night I am home—your intelligence department must find out the day, because I'm not going to write to you again if I never see you, I feel so unmaidenly—I shall be at our stile leading out to West Hill. You remember it—above the place where those splendid gypsies camped when we were such a funny little boy and girl. The first night as soon as I can sneak out from my proud family. You come there. We'll know!"
"Anyway, here's the deal: The first night I'm home—your intelligence team needs to figure out the date, because I won't write to you again if I never see you; I feel so unladylike—I’ll be at our stile leading out to West Hill. You remember it—above the spot where those amazing gypsies camped when we were just a silly little boy and girl. The first night I can sneak out from my snooty family. You come there. We'll know!"
"Funny, funny, funny—the whole game!" he said.
"Funny, funny, funny—the whole game!" he said.
He lost himself in a lazy wonder if it could be true. He didn't know. Once she had persisted terribly in his eyes; now she had faded. Her figure before the broken church was blurred.
He got lost in a slow wonder if it could really be true. He didn’t know. Once, she had seemed so vital to him; now she had faded. Her image in front of the broken church was indistinct.
Sharon Whipple found him the next afternoon teaching two new men the use and abuse of a tractor, and plainly bored by his task. Sharon seized the moment to talk pungently about the good old times when a farm hand didn't have to know how to disable a tractor, or anything much, and would work fourteen hours a day for thirty dollars a month and his keep. He named the wage of the two pupils in a tone of disgruntled awe that piqued them pleasantly but did not otherwise impress. When they had gone their expensive ways he turned to Wilbur.
Sharon Whipple found him the next afternoon teaching two new guys how to use and misuse a tractor, clearly bored with what he was doing. Sharon took the opportunity to talk nostalgically about the good old days when a farmhand didn’t need to know how to disable a tractor, or really much at all, and would work fourteen hours a day for thirty bucks a month plus room and board. He mentioned the pay of the two students in a tone of annoyed amazement that intrigued them but didn't really impress. Once they had left to follow their fancy paths, he turned to Wilbur.
"Did you get over to that dry-fork place to-day?"
"Did you make it over to that dry-fork place today?"
"No; too busy here with these highbinders."
"No; I'm too busy here with these big shots."
He spoke wearily, above a ripening suspicion that he would not much longer be annoyed in this manner. A new letter had that morning come from the intending adventurer into South America.
He spoke tiredly, with a growing suspicion that he wouldn’t be bothered this way for much longer. A new letter had arrived that morning from the aspiring adventurer heading to South America.
"I'll bet you've had a time with this new help," said Sharon.
"I bet you've had some trouble with this new help," said Sharon.
"I've put three men at work over on that clearing, though."
"I have three men working over in that clearing, though."
"I'll get over there myself with you to-morrow; no, not tomorrow—next day after. That girl of ours gets in to-morrow noon. Have to be there, of course."
"I'll head over there with you the day after tomorrow; no, not tomorrow— the day after that. Our girl arrives tomorrow at noon. I have to be there, of course."
"Of course."
"Of course."
"She trotted a smart mile over there. Everybody says so. Family tickled to death about her. Me, too, of course."
"She jogged a lively mile over there. Everyone says so. Family is thrilled about her. I am, too, of course."
"Of course."
"Absolutely."
"Rattlepate, though."
"Scatterbrained, though."
"Yes, sir," said Wilbur.
"Yes, sir," Wilbur replied.
When the old man had gone he looked out over the yellowing fields with a frank distaste for the level immensity. Suddenly there rang in his ears the harsh singing of many men: "Where do we go from here, boys, where do we go from here?" Old Sharon was rooted in the soil; dying there. But he was still free. He could wire Leach Belding he was starting—and start.
When the old man left, he looked out over the fading yellow fields with a clear dislike for the endless flatness. Suddenly, the loud singing of many men echoed in his ears: "Where do we go from here, boys, where do we go from here?" Old Sharon was stuck in the ground, dying there. But he was still free. He could message Leach Belding that he was leaving—and just go.
About eight o'clock the following night he parked the Can beside the ridge road, and for the first time in his proud career of ownership cursed its infirmities. It was competent, but no car for a tryst one might not wish to advertise. When its clamour had been stilled he waited some moments, feeling that a startled countryside must rush to the spot. Yet no one came, so at last he went furtively through the thinned grove and about clumps of hazel brush, feeling his way, stepping softly, crouching low, until he could make out the stile where it broke the lines of the fence. The night was clear and the stile was cleanly outlined by starlight. Beyond the fence was a shadowed mass, first a clump of trees, the outbuildings of the Whipple New Place, the house itself. There were lights at the back, and once voices came to him, then the thin shatter of glass on stone, followed by laughs from two dissonant throats. He stood under a tall pine, listening, but no other sound came. After a while he sat at the foot of the tree. Crickets chirped and a bat circled through the night. The scent of the pine from its day-long baking was sharp in his nostrils. His back tired against the tree, and he eased himself to the cooled grass, face down, his hands crossed under his chin. He could look up now and see the stile against stars.
About eight o'clock the next night, he parked the car beside the ridge road and, for the first time in his proud ownership, cursed its flaws. It was fine, but definitely not the car for a discreet meeting. After silencing its noise, he waited a few moments, thinking that the startled countryside would rush over. But no one came, so he quietly made his way through the sparse grove and around patches of hazel brush, moving carefully and crouching low until he could see the stile where it broke the fence line. The night was clear, and the stile stood out sharply in the starlight. Beyond the fence was a dark shape—first a cluster of trees, then the outbuildings of the Whipple New Place, and finally the house itself. There were lights at the back, and he could hear voices for a moment, followed by the sound of glass shattering against stone, accompanied by laughs from two different voices. He stood under a tall pine tree, listening, but no other sounds came. After a while, he sat at the base of the tree. Crickets chirped, and a bat flew overhead in the night. The scent of the pine, warmed by the day, was sharp in his nose. His back ached against the tree, so he eased himself onto the cool grass, face down, with his hands crossed under his chin. He could look up now and see the stile outlined against the stars.
He waited. He had expected to wait. The little night sounds that composed the night's silence, his own stillness, his intent watching, put him back to nights when silence was ominous. Once he found he had stopped breathing to listen to the breathing of the men on each side of him. He was waiting for the word, and felt for a rifle. He had to rise to shake off this oppression. On his feet he laughed softly, being again in Newbern on a fool's mission. He lay down hands under his chin, but again the silent watching beset him with the old oppression. He must be still and strain his eyes ahead. Presently the word would come, or he would feel the touch of a groping foe. He half dozed at last from the memory of that other endless fatigue. He came to himself with a start and raised his head to scan the stile. The darkness had thickened but the two posts at the ends of the fence were still outlined. He watched and waited.
He waited. He had expected to wait. The small night sounds that made up the quiet of the night, his own stillness, his focused watching, reminded him of nights when silence felt threatening. At one point, he realized he had stopped breathing to listen to the inhalations of the men on either side of him. He was waiting for the signal and felt for a rifle. He needed to stand to shake off this heavy feeling. On his feet, he quietly laughed, finding himself back in Newbern on a pointless mission. He lay down with his hands under his chin, but once more, the silent watching overwhelmed him with that familiar heaviness. He had to remain still and strain his eyes ahead. Eventually, the signal would come, or he would sense the approach of an unseen enemy. He dozed off for a moment, exhausted from the memory of that previous relentless fatigue. He jolted awake and raised his head to check the stile. The darkness had thickened, but the two posts at the ends of the fence were still visible. He watched and waited.
After a long time the east began to lighten; a deepening glow rimmed West Hill, picking out in silver the trees along its edge. If she meant to come she must come soon, he thought, but the rising moon distinctly showed the bare stile. She had written a long time ago. She was notoriously a rattlepate. Of course she would have forgotten. Then for a moment his straining eyes were puzzled. His gaze had not shifted even for an instant, yet the post at the left of the stile had unaccountably thickened. He considered it a trick of the advancing moonshine, and looked more intently. It was motionless, like the other post, yet it had thickened. Then he saw it was taller, but still it did not move. It could be no one. Mildly curious, he crept forward to make the post seem right in this confusing new glamour. But it broadened as he neared it, and still was taller than its neighbour, its lines not so sharp.
After a long time, the east started to brighten; a deepening glow highlighted West Hill, outlining the trees along its edge with silver. If she planned to come, she needed to hurry, he thought, but the rising moon clearly revealed the empty stile. She had written a while ago. She was known to be scatterbrained. Of course, she'd have forgotten. Then for a moment, his straining eyes were puzzled. His gaze hadn’t shifted at all, yet the post on the left side of the stile had somehow thickened. He thought it was an illusion caused by the moonlight, and looked closer. It was still, like the other post, yet it seemed to have grown wider. Then he realized it was taller, but it still didn’t move. It couldn't be anyone. Mildly curious, he crept closer to make sense of the post in this confusing new light. But as he approached, it continued to broaden, and it was still taller than its neighbor, its lines not as sharp.
He rose to his feet, with a dry laugh at his own credulity, taking some slow steps forward, expecting each stride to resolve the post to its true dimensions. He was within a dozen feet of it before he saw it could not be a post—anyway, not the same post. His scalp crept into minute wrinkles at the back of his head. He knew the feeling—fear! But, as in other times, he could not make his feet go back. Two other steps and he saw she must be there. She had not stirred, but the rising light caught her wan face and a pale glint of eyes.
He got to his feet, laughing dryly at his own gullibility, taking slow steps forward, hoping each step would clarify the post's true dimensions. He was just a few feet away when he realized it couldn’t be a post—not the same one, anyway. His scalp tingled with a familiar sense of dread. But, like before, he couldn’t make himself turn back. After two more steps, he saw she must be there. She hadn’t moved, but the rising light illuminated her pale face and the faint glimmer of her eyes.
All at once his fear was greater—greater than any he had known in battle. His feet dragged protestingly, but he forced them on. He wanted her to speak or move to break that tension of fear. But not until he reached out stiffening fingers to touch her did she stir. Then she gave a little whispered cry and all at once it was no longer moonlight for him, but full day. A girl in nurse's cap and a faded, much laundered dress of light blue stood before a battered church, beside a timbered breach in its gray stone wall. He was holding her.
All of a sudden, his fear was stronger—stronger than anything he had felt in battle. His feet dragged in protest, but he pushed them forward. He wanted her to say something or move to break that tension of fear. But it wasn’t until he reached out with stiff fingers to touch her that she stirred. Then she let out a soft, whispered cry, and suddenly it wasn’t moonlight for him anymore, but broad daylight. A girl in a nurse's cap and a faded, well-worn light blue dress stood in front of a battered church, next to a wooden break in its gray stone wall. He was holding her.
The song was coming to him, harsh and full throated from many men: "Where do we go from here, boys, where do we go from here?"
The song was reaching him, loud and powerful from many men: "Where do we go from here, guys, where do we go from here?"
"We don't go anywhere from here," he heard himself say in anger. They were the only words he had spoken.
"We're not going anywhere from here," he heard himself say in anger. Those were the only words he had spoken.
The girl was shaking as she had shaken back at that church; uttering little shapeless cries from a throat that by turns fluttered and tightened. One clenched hand was fiercely thumping his shoulder. They were on strange land, as if they had the crust of the moon itself beneath their feet. They seemed to know it had been true.
The girl was trembling like she had at that church, letting out small, indistinct cries from a throat that alternated between fluttering and tightening. One clenched hand was fiercely pounding his shoulder. They were on unfamiliar ground, as if they were standing on the surface of the moon itself. It felt like they both knew it was real.
They were sitting on a log in shadow. He rose and stepped into the light, facing his watch to the moon, now gone so high it had paled from gold to silver. He went to her again.
They were sitting on a log in the shade. He stood up and stepped into the light, checking his watch against the moon, which had now risen so high that it had faded from gold to silver. He approached her again.
"Do you know it's nearly one?"
"Do you realize it’s almost one?"
"It must be that—I suppose so."
"It has to be that—I guess so."
"Shouldn't you be going?"
"Shouldn't you get going?"
She leaned forward, shoulders drooping, a huddled bit of black in the loose cloak she wore. He waited. At length she drew her shoulders up with a quick intake of breath. She held this a moment, her chin lifted.
She leaned forward, her shoulders slumped, a small figure in the loose cloak she wore. He waited. After a while, she straightened her shoulders with a quick breath. She held this position for a moment, her chin raised.
"There, now I've decided," she said.
"There, I've made my decision," she said.
"What?"
"What do you mean?"
"I'm not going back."
"I'm not going back."
"No?"
"Seriously?"
"Not going through any more fuss. I'm too tired. It seemed as if I'd never get here, never get out of that dreadful place, never get out of Paris, never get out of Brest, never get off the boat, never get home! I'm too tired for any more never gets. I'm not going to have talking and planning and arguments and tearful relatives forever and a day more. See if I do! I'm here, and I'm not going to break it again. I'm not going back!"
"Not dealing with any more drama. I'm too exhausted. It felt like I'd never make it here, never escape that awful place, never leave Paris, never get out of Brest, never get off the boat, never get home! I'm too tired for any more 'nevers.' I'm done with the talking, the planning, the arguments, and the tearful relatives for good. Just watch me! I'm here, and I'm not going to mess it up again. I'm not going back!"
He reached down to pat her hand with a humouring air.
He reached down to pat her hand in a playful way.
"Where will you go?"
"Where are you going?"
"That's up to you."
"That's your call."
"But what can I——"
"But what can I do——"
"I'm going where you go. I tell you I'm too tired to have any talk."
"I'm going wherever you go. I’m telling you I’m too tired to talk."
He sat down beside her.
He sat next to her.
"Yes, you're a tired child," he told her.
"Yeah, you're a tired kid," he said to her.
She detected the humoring inflection.
She noticed the teasing tone.
"None of that! I'm tired, but I'm stubborn. I'm not going back. I'm supposed to be sleeping soundly in my little bed. In the morning, before I'm supposed to be up, I'll issue a communique from—any old place; or tell 'em face to face. I won't mind that a little bit after everything's over. It's telling what's going to be and listening to talk about it that I won't have. I'm not up to it. Now you talk!"
"None of that! I’m tired, but I’m stubborn. I’m not going back. I’m supposed to be sleeping soundly in my little bed. In the morning, before I’m supposed to be up, I’ll send a message from—anywhere; or tell them in person. I won’t mind that at all once everything's done. It’s knowing what’s going to happen and listening to the discussions about it that I can’t handle. I’m not up for it. Now you talk!"
"You're tired. Are you too tired to know your own mind?"
"You're exhausted. Are you too worn out to understand your own thoughts?"
"No; just too tired to argue with it, fight it; and I'm free, white, and twenty-one; and I've read about the self-determination of small peoples."
"No; just too tired to argue with it, fight it; and I'm free, white, and twenty-one; and I've read about the self-determination of small nations."
"Say, aren't you afraid?"
"Hey, aren't you scared?"
"Don't be silly! Of course I'm afraid! What is that about perfect love casting out fear?—don't believe it! I'm scared to death—truly!"
"Don't be ridiculous! Of course I'm afraid! What’s all this about perfect love driving out fear?—I don’t buy it! I'm terrified—seriously!"
"Go back till to-morrow."
"Go back until tomorrow."
"I won't! I've gone over all that."
"I won't! I've thought all that through."
"All right! Shove off!"
"Alright! Get lost!"
He led her to the ambushed Can, whose blemishes became all too apparent in the merciless light of the moon.
He led her to the ambushed Can, whose flaws became all too obvious in the harsh light of the moon.
"What a lot of wound chevrons it has!" she exclaimed.
"What a lot of wound chevrons it has!" she exclaimed.
"Well, I didn't expect anything like this. I could have got——"
"Well, I didn't see anything like this coming. I could have gotten——"
"It looks like a permanent casualty. Will it go?"
"It seems like a permanent loss. Will it last?"
"It goes for me. You're sure you don't think it's better to——"
"It applies to me. Are you sure you don't think it's better to——"
"On your way!" she gayly ordered, but her voice caught, and she clung to him a moment before entering the car. "No; I'm not weakening—don't you think it! But let me rest a second."
"On your way!" she cheerfully commanded, but her voice faltered, and she held onto him for a moment before getting into the car. "No; I'm not backing down—don't think that! But let me take a quick break."
She was in the car, again wearily gay. The Can hideously broke the quiet.
She was in the car, again tired but cheerful. The Can brutally shattered the silence.
"Home, James!" she commanded.
"Home, James!" she ordered.
Dawn found the car at rest on the verge of a hill with a wide-sweeping view over and beyond the county seat of Newbern County. Patricia slept within the fold of his arm. At least half of the slow forty miles she had slept against his shoulder in spite of the car's resounding progress over a country road. Once in the darkness she had wakened long enough to tell him not to go away.
Dawn found the car stopped on the edge of a hill with a broad view over the county seat of Newbern County. Patricia was sleeping in the curve of his arm. She had slept for at least half of the slow forty miles against his shoulder, despite the car's loud movement along the country road. Once in the darkness, she woke up just long enough to tell him not to leave.
The rising sun lighted the town of Halton below them, and sent level rays across a wide expanse of farmland beyond it, flat meadows and rolling upland. White mist shrouded the winding trail of a creek. It was the kind of landscape he had viewed yesterday with a rising distaste; land that had tricked people from their right to wander; to go places on a train when they would.
The rising sun brightened the town of Halton below them, casting even rays across a vast stretch of farmland beyond it, with flat fields and rolling hills. White mist covered the winding path of a creek. It was the kind of landscape he had looked at yesterday with growing dislike; land that had deceived people out of their right to roam freely; to travel wherever they wanted by train.
He brought his eyes back from the treacherous vista and turned them down to the face of the sleeping girl. A pale scarf was wound about her head, and he could see but little beyond it but the tip of her nose, a few scattered, minute freckles on one cheek. She was limp, one bare hand falling inertly over the edge of the seat between them. He looked out again at the checkerboard of farms. He, too, had been tricked.
He brought his gaze back from the dangerous view and looked down at the face of the sleeping girl. A pale scarf was wrapped around her head, and he could see little beyond that—just the tip of her nose and a few tiny freckles on one cheek. She was relaxed, with one bare hand hanging limply over the edge of the seat between them. He glanced out again at the patchwork of farms. He, too, had been deceived.
"But what a fine trick!" he said aloud. "No wonder it works!"
"But what a great trick!" he said out loud. "No wonder it works!"
He dozed himself presently, nodding till his forward-pitching head would waken him. Afterward he heard Spike saying: "So dark you can't see your hand before your face." He came awake. His head was on Patricia's shoulder, her arm supporting him.
He dosed off, nodding until his head jerked forward and woke him up. Then he heard Spike say, "It's so dark you can't see your hand in front of your face." He came to. His head was resting on Patricia's shoulder, and her arm was holding him up.
"You must have gone to sleep and let the car stop," she told him. He stared sleepily, believing it. "But I want my breakfast," she reminded him. He sat up, winking the sleep from his eyes, shaking it from his head.
"You must have fallen asleep and let the car stop," she told him. He stared sleepily, convinced. "But I want my breakfast," she reminded him. He sat up, blinking the sleep from his eyes, shaking it from his head.
"Of course," he said.
"Sure," he said.
He looked again out over the land to which an old device had inveigled him. A breeze had come with the dawn, stirring the grain fields into long ripples. At the roadside was the tossing silver of birch leaves.
He looked once more over the land that an old device had lured him to. A breeze had arrived with the dawn, making the grain fields ripple gently. By the roadside, the birch leaves danced in the wind.
"This is one whale of a day for us two, isn't it?" he demanded.
"This is a huge day for us, isn't it?" he asked.
"You said it!" she told him.
"You said it!" she said to him.
"Breakfast and a license and—"
"Breakfast and a license and—"
"You know it!" she declared.
"You know it!" she said.
"Still afraid?"
"Are you still scared?"
"More than ever! It's a wonder and a wild desire, but it scares me stiff—you're so strange."
"More than ever! It's amazing and a crazy yearning, but it frightens me to death—you're so different."
"You know, it isn't too late."
"You know, it's not too late."
She began to thump him with a clenched fist up between his shoulders.
She started to hit him with a clenched fist between his shoulders.
"Carry on!" she ordered. "There isn't a slacker in the whole car!"
"Keep going!" she commanded. "There's not a lazy person in this whole car!"
A few hours later, in the dining room of the Whipple New Place, Gideon, Harvey D., and Merle Whipple were breakfasting. To them entered Sharon Whipple from his earlier breakfast, ruddy, fresh-shaven, bubbling.
A few hours later, in the dining room of the Whipple New Place, Gideon, Harvey D., and Merle Whipple were having breakfast. Sharon Whipple came in from his earlier breakfast, looking vibrant, freshly shaved, and full of energy.
"On my way to the Home Farm," he explained, "but I had to drop in for a look at the girl by daylight. She seemed too peaked last night."
"On my way to the Home Farm," he explained, "but I had to stop by to check on the girl in the daylight. She looked too pale last night."
"Pat's still sleeping," said her father over his egg cup.
"Pat's still asleep," her father said, looking over his egg cup.
"That's good! I guess a rest was all she needed. Beats all, girls nowadays seem to be made of wire rope. You take that one—"
"That's great! I guess all she needed was a break. It's surprising, girls these days seem so tough. Take that one—"
A telephone bell rang in the hall beyond, and Merle Whipple went to it.
A phone rang in the hallway outside, and Merle Whipple went to answer it.
"Hello, hello! Whipple New Place—Merle Whipple speaking." He listened, standing in the doorway to turn a puzzled face to the group about the table. "Hello! Who—who?" His bewilderment was apparent. "But it's Pat talking," he said, "over long distance."
"Hello, hello! Whipple New Place—Merle Whipple speaking." He listened, standing in the doorway, a puzzled expression on his face as he looked at the group around the table. "Hello! Who—who?" His confusion was clear. "But it's Pat talking," he said, "over long distance."
"Calling from her room upstairs to fool you," warned Sharon. "Don't I know her flummididdles?"
"Calling from her room upstairs to trick you," warned Sharon. "Don't I know her nonsense?"
But the look of bewilderment on Merle's face had become a look of pure fright. He raised a hand sternly to Sharon.
But the confused look on Merle's face had turned into one of pure fear. He raised his hand firmly to Sharon.
"Once more," he called, hoarsely, and again listened with widening eyes. He lifted his face to the group, the receiver still at his ear. "She says—good heaven! She says, 'I've gone A.W.O.L., and now I'm safe and married—I'm married to Wilbur Cowan.'" He uttered his brother's name in the tone of a shocked true Whipple.
"Once more," he shouted, his voice rough, and listened again with widening eyes. He raised his face to the group, the receiver still at his ear. "She says—good heavens! She says, 'I've gone A.W.O.L., and now I'm safe and married—I'm married to Wilbur Cowan.'" He said his brother's name with the shocked tone of a true Whipple.
"Good heaven!" echoed Harvey D.
"Good heavens!" echoed Harvey D.
"I'm blest!" said Gideon.
"I'm blessed!" said Gideon.
"I snum to goodness!" said the dazed Sharon. "The darned skeesicks!"
"I swear to goodness!" said the dazed Sharon. "Those darned skeesicks!"
Merle still listened. Again he raised a now potent hand.
Merle kept listening. He raised his strong hand again.
"She says she doesn't know how she came to do it, except that he put a comether on her."
"She says she doesn't know how she ended up doing it, except that he put a spell on her."
He hung up the receiver and fell into a chair before the table that held the telephone.
He hung up the phone and collapsed into a chair at the table that had the telephone.
"Scissors and white aprons!" said Sharon. "Of all things you wouldn't expect!"
"Scissors and white aprons!" Sharon exclaimed. "Who would have thought?"
Merle stood before the group with a tragic face.
Merle stood in front of the group with a sorrowful expression.
"It's hard, Father, but she says it's done. I suppose—I suppose we'll have to make the best of it."
"It's tough, Dad, but she says it's over. I guess—I guess we'll have to make the most of it."
Hereupon Sharon Whipple's eyes began to blink rapidly, his jaw dropped, and he slid forward in his chair to writhe in a spasm of what might be weirdly silent laughter. His face was purple, convulsed, but no sound came from his moving lips. The others regarded him with alarm.
Hereupon, Sharon Whipple's eyes started to blink rapidly, his jaw dropped, and he slid forward in his chair, shaking in what could be seen as oddly silent laughter. His face turned purple and contorted, but no sound came from his moving lips. The others looked at him with concern.
"Not a stroke?" cried Harvey D., and ran to his side. As he sought to loosen Sharon's collar the old man waved him off and became happily vocal.
"Not a stroke?" shouted Harvey D., rushing to his side. As he tried to loosen Sharon's collar, the old man waved him away and started talking happily.
"Oh, oh!" he gasped. "That Merle boy has brightened my whole day!"
"Oh, wow!" he exclaimed. "That Merle kid has made my whole day better!"
Merle frowned.
Merle made a face.
"Perhaps you may see something to laugh at," he said, icily.
"Maybe you'll find something to laugh at," he said, coldly.
Sharon controlled his seizure. Pointing his eyebrows severely, he cocked a presumably loaded thumb at Merle.
Sharon managed his seizure. Furrowing his eyebrows intensely, he aimed a presumably loaded thumb at Merle.
"Let me tell you, young man, the best this family can make of that marriage will be a darned good best. Could you think of a better best—say, now?" Merle turned impatiently from the mocker.
"Let me tell you, young man, the best this family can make of that marriage will be a really great best. Can you think of a better one—now?" Merle turned away impatiently from the mocker.
"Blest if I can—on the spur of the moment!" said Gideon.
"Blessed if I can—right on the spot!" said Gideon.
Harvey D. looked almost sharply at the exigent Merle.
Harvey D. glanced intently at the demanding Merle.
"Pat's twenty-five and knows her own mind better than we do," he said.
"Pat's twenty-five and understands her own thoughts better than we do," he said.
"I never knew it at all!" said Gideon.
"I had no idea at all!" said Gideon.
"It's almost a distinct relief," resumed Harvey D. "As I think of it I like it." He went to straighten the painting of an opened watermelon beside a copper kettle, that hung above the sideboard. "He's a fine young chap." He looked again at Merle, fixing knife and fork in a juster alignment on his plate. "I dare say we needed him in the family."
"It's almost a real relief," Harvey D. continued. "The more I think about it, the more I like it." He went to straighten the painting of an open watermelon next to a copper kettle that hung above the sideboard. "He's a great young guy." He glanced back at Merle, adjusting his knife and fork into a better alignment on his plate. "I have to say, we really needed him in the family."
Late the following afternoon Sharon triumphantly brought his car to a stop before the gateway leading up to the red farmhouse. The front door proving unresponsive, he puffed about to the rear. He found a perturbed Patricia Cowan, in cap and apron, tidying the big kitchen. Her he greeted rapturously.
Late the following afternoon, Sharon proudly brought his car to a stop in front of the gate leading up to the red farmhouse. The front door didn't respond, so he went around to the back. There, he found an uneasy Patricia Cowan, wearing a cap and apron, cleaning up the large kitchen. He greeted her enthusiastically.
"This kitchen—" began the new mistress.
"This kitchen—" started the new owner.
"So he put a comether on you!"
"So he put a spell on you!"
"Absolutely—when I wasn't looking!"
"Definitely—when I wasn't paying attention!"
"Put one on me, too," said Sharon; "years ago."
"Put one on me, too," Sharon said, "a long time ago."
"This kitchen," began Patricia again, "is an unsanitary outrage. It needs a thousand things done to it. We'd never have put up with this in the Army. That sink there"—she pointed it out—"must have something of a carbolic nature straight off."
"This kitchen," Patricia started again, "is a disgusting mess. It needs a ton of work. We would never have tolerated this in the Army. That sink over there"—she pointed it out—"needs to be cleaned with something strong right away."
"I know, I know!" Sharon was placating. "I'm going to put everything right for you."
"I get it, I get it!" Sharon was reassuring. "I'm going to fix everything for you."
"New paint for all the woodwork—white."
"New paint for all the woodwork—white."
"Sure thing—as white as you want it."
"Of course—totally as white as you want it."
"And blue velours curtains for the big room. I always dreamed I'd have a house with blue velours curtains."
"And blue velvet curtains for the main room. I’ve always dreamed of having a house with blue velvet curtains."
"Sure, sure! Anything you want you order."
"Sure, sure! You can order anything you want."
"And that fireplace in the big room—I burned some trash there this morning, and it simply won't inhale."
"And that fireplace in the big room—I burned some trash there this morning, and it just won't draft."
"Never did," said Sharon. "We'll run the chimney up higher. Anything else?"
"Never did," said Sharon. "We'll make the chimney taller. Anything else?"
"Oh, lots! I've a long list somewhere."
"Oh, plenty! I have a long list somewhere."
"I bet you have! But it's a good old house; don't build 'em like this any more; not a nail in it; sound as a nut. Say, miss, did you know there was high old times in this house about seventy-three years ago? Fact! They thought I wasn't going to pull through. I was over two days old before it looked like I'd come round. Say, I learned to walk out in that side yard. That reminds me—" Sharon hesitated in mild embarrassment—"there's a place between them two wings—make a bully place for a sun room; spoil the architecture, mebbe, but who cares? Sun room—big place to play round in—play room, or anything like that."
"I bet you have! But it's a good old house; they don’t make them like this anymore; not a nail in it; as solid as a rock. Hey, miss, did you know there were some really wild times in this house about seventy-three years ago? For real! They thought I wasn’t going to make it. I was over two days old before it looked like I’d pull through. Did I mention I learned to walk out in that side yard? That reminds me—" Sharon paused, feeling a bit awkward—"there's a spot between those two wings—would make a great sunroom; it might mess with the architecture, but who cares? Sunroom—a nice big space to hang out in—playroom, or whatever."
Patricia had been searching among a stack of newspapers, but she had caught "sun room."
Patricia had been looking through a pile of newspapers, but she had spotted "sun room."
"Stunning!" she said. "We need another big place right now, or when my things get here."
"Wow!" she exclaimed. "We need another big place right now, or when my stuff arrives."
Sharon coughed.
Sharon coughed.
"Need it more later, I guess."
"Guess I need it more later."
But Patricia had found her paper.
But Patricia had found her paper.
"Oh, here's something I put aside to ask you about! I want you to understand I'm going to be all the help I can here. This advertisement says 'Raise Belgian hares,' because meat is so high. Do you know—do people really make millions at it, and could I do the work?"
"Oh, here's something I saved to ask you about! I want you to know I'm going to be as helpful as I can here. This ad says 'Raise Belgian hares,' because meat prices are so high. Do you know—do people really make millions doing this, and could I handle the work?"
Sharon was shaking his head.
Sharon was shaking her head.
"You could if you didn't have something else to do. And I suppose they sell for money, though I never did hear tell of a Belgian-hare millionaire. Heard of all other kinds, but not him. But you look here, young woman, I hope there'll be other things not sold by the pound that'll keep you from rabbit raising. This family's depending a lot on you. Didn't you hear my speech about that fine sun room?"
"You could if you didn’t have anything else going on. And I guess they sell for cash, though I’ve never heard of a Belgian-hare millionaire. I’ve heard of all other kinds, but not that one. But listen here, young lady, I hope there are other things not sold by the pound that will keep you from raising rabbits. This family is counting on you. Didn’t you hear my speech about that nice sunroom?"
"Will you please not bother me at a time like this?" scolded Patricia. "Now out with you—he's outside somewhere! And can't you ever in the world for five minutes get mere Whipples out of your mind?" She actively waved him on from the open door.
"Can you not bother me right now?" Patricia snapped. "Just go—he's outside somewhere! And can't you take your mind off Whipples for even five minutes?" She waved him away from the open door.
Sharon passed through a grape arbour, turning beyond it to study the site of the sun room. All in a moment he built and peopled it. How he hoped they would be coming along to play in there; at least three before he was too old to play with them. He saw them now; saw them, moreover, upon the flimsiest of promises, all superbly gifted with the Whipple nose. Then he went hopefully off toward the stables. He came upon Wilbur Cowan inspecting a new reaper under one of the sheds. This time the old man feigned no pounding of the boy's back—made no pretense that he did not hug him.
Sharon walked through a grape arbor, turning beyond it to look at the spot for the sunroom. In an instant, he imagined building it and filling it with people. He hoped they would come to play there; at least three kids before he got too old to join in. He could see them now; he envisioned them, all with the unmistakable Whipple nose, living up to the flimsiest of promises. Then he headed off toward the stables with optimism. He found Wilbur Cowan checking out a new reaper under one of the sheds. This time, the old man didn’t hold back on giving the boy a pat on the back—he made no effort to hide how much he cared.
"I'm so glad, so glad, so almighty glad!" he said as they stood apart.
"I'm so happy, so happy, so incredibly happy!" he said as they stood apart.
He did not speak with his wonted exuberance, saying the words very quietly. But Sharon had not to be noisy to sound sincere.
He didn't speak with his usual enthusiasm, saying the words very quietly. But Sharon didn’t need to be loud to sound sincere.
"Thanks," said Wilbur. "Of course I couldn't be sure how her people would——"
"Thanks," said Wilbur. "Of course, I couldn't be sure how her people would——"
"Stuff!" said Sharon. "All tickled to death but one near-Whipple and he's only annoyed. But you've been my boy—in my fool mind I always had you for my boy, when you was little and when you went to war. You could of known that, and that was enough for you to know. Of course I never did think of you and Pat. That was too gosh-all perfect. Of course I called her a rattlepate, but she was my girl as much as you was my boy."
"Stuff!" Sharon exclaimed. "Everyone's thrilled except one almost-Whipple, and he's just annoyed. But you've always been my boy—in my silly mind, I always saw you as my boy, when you were little and when you went to war. You could have known that, and that should have been enough for you to understand. Of course, I never really thought about you and Pat. That was just too darn perfect. I did call her a scatterbrain, but she was my girl just like you were my boy."
The old eyes shone mistily upon Wilbur, then roved to the site of his dream before he continued.
The old eyes gleamed softly at Wilbur, then looked over to where his dream was before he carried on.
"Me? I'm getting on—and on. Right fast, too. But you—you and that fine girl—why, you two are a new morning in a new world, so fresh and young and proud of each other, the way you are!" He hesitated, his eyes coming back. "Only thing I hope for now—before I get bedfast or something—say, take a look at the space between them south wings—stand over this way a mite." Sharon now built there, with the warmest implications, a perfect sun room. "That'll be one grand place," he affirmed of his work when all was done.
"Me? I'm getting older—real fast, too. But you—you and that wonderful girl—you're like a fresh start in a new world, so vibrant and young and proud of each other, just the way you are!" He paused, his gaze returning. "The only thing I hope for now—before I can't move around much anymore—hey, take a look at the space between those south wings—stand over this way a bit." Sharon is building a perfect sun room there, full of warmth. "That’ll be an amazing spot," he said about his work when it’s all finished.
"Yes, it sounds good," replied Wilbur.
"Yeah, that sounds good," replied Wilbur.
"Oh, a grand place, big as outdoors, getting any sun there is—great for winter, great for rainy days!" Wistfully he searched the other's face. "You know, Buck, a grand place to—play in, or anything like that."
"Oh, a fantastic place, as big as the outdoors, getting any sunlight that’s around—perfect for winter, perfect for rainy days!" He looked at the other person with a sense of longing. "You know, Buck, it’s a great place to—hang out, or do anything like that."
"Yes, sir," said Wilbur.
"Yes, sir," Wilbur replied.
THE END
THE END
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