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THE PROFITS OF RELIGION

An Essay in Economic Interpretation



By Upton Sinclair










THE PROFITS OF RELIGION





OFFERTORY

This book is a study of Supernaturalism from a new point of view—as a Source of Income and a Shield to Privilege. I have searched the libraries through, and no one has done it before. If you read it, you will see that it needed to be done. It has meant twenty-five years of thought and a year of investigation. It contains the facts.

This book examines Supernaturalism from a fresh perspective—as a Source of Income and a Shield for the Privileged. I've explored the libraries thoroughly, and no one has tackled this before. If you read it, you'll understand that it was necessary. It represents twenty-five years of thought and a year of research. It includes the facts.

I publish the book myself, so that it may be available at the lowest possible price. I am giving my time and energy, in return for one thing which you may give me—the joy of speaking a true word and getting it heard.

I publish the book myself, so it can be available at the lowest possible price. I'm investing my time and energy for one thing you can give me—the joy of expressing a true thought and having it heard.

The present volume is the first of a series, which will do for Education, Journalism and Literature what has here been done for the Church: the four volumes making a work of revolutionary criticism, an Economic Interpretation of Culture under the general title of "The Dead Hand."

The current volume is the first in a series that will transform Education, Journalism, and Literature in the same way that has been achieved for the Church: the four volumes will create a groundbreaking critique, offering an Economic Interpretation of Culture under the overall title of "The Dead Hand."










CONTENTS

TABLE OF CONTENTS






















INTRODUCTORY





BOOTSTRAP-LIFTING

Bootstrap-lifting? says the reader.

It is a vision I have seen: upon a vast plain, men and women are gathered in dense throngs, crouched in uncomfortable and distressing positions, their fingers hooked in the straps of their boots. They are engaged in lifting themselves; tugging and straining until they grow red in the face, exhausted. The perspiration streams from their foreheads, they show every symptom of distress; the eyes of all are fixed, not upon each other, nor upon their boot-straps, but upon the sky above. There is a look of rapture upon their faces, and now and then, amid grunts and groans, they cry out with excitement and triumph.

It’s a vision I’ve seen: on a vast plain, men and women are gathered in large crowds, crouched in uncomfortable and distressing positions, their fingers hooked in the straps of their boots. They are working hard to lift themselves up; pulling and straining until they’re red in the face, exhausted. Sweat streams down their foreheads, showing every sign of distress; everyone’s eyes are focused, not on each other or their boot straps, but on the sky above. There’s an expression of joy on their faces, and now and then, amidst grunts and groans, they cry out in excitement and triumph.

I approach one and say to him, "Friend, what is this you are doing?"

I walk up to one and ask him, "Hey friend, what are you doing?"

He answers, without pausing to glance at me, "I am performing spiritual exercises. See how I rise?"

He replies, without looking at me, "I'm doing spiritual exercises. See how I'm rising?"

"But," I say, "you are not rising at all!"

"But," I say, "you're not getting up at all!"

Whereat he becomes instantly angry. "You are one of the scoffers!"

Whereupon he gets instantly angry. "You're one of the mockers!"

"But, friend," I protest, "don't you feel the earth under your feet?"

"But, friend," I argue, "don't you feel the ground beneath your feet?"

"You are a materialist!"

"You're a materialist!"

"But, friend, I can see—"

"But, buddy, I can see—"

"You are without spiritual vision!"

"You lack spiritual insight!"

And so I move on among the sweating and groaning hordes. Being of a sympathetic turn of mind, I cannot help being distressed by the prevalence of this singular practice among so large a portion of the human race. How is it possible that none of them should suspect the futility of their procedure? Or can it really be that I am uncomprehending? That in some way they are actually getting off the ground, or about to get off the ground?

And so I continue among the sweating and groaning crowds. With a sympathetic mindset, I can’t help but feel upset by how widespread this strange practice is among such a large part of humanity. How is it possible that none of them seem to realize how pointless their actions are? Or could it be that I'm the one who doesn't understand? That somehow they are actually making progress, or about to make progress?

Then I observe a new phenomenon: a man gliding here and there among the bootstrap-lifters, approaching from the rear and slipping his hands into their pockets. The position of the spiritual exercisers greatly facilitates his work; their eyes being cast up to heaven, they do not see him, their thoughts being occupied, they do not heed him; he goes through their pockets at leisure, and transfers the contents to a bag he carries, and then moves on to the next victim. I watch him for a while, and finally approach and ask, "What are you doing, sir?"

Then I notice something new: a guy moving around among the bootstrap-lifters, coming up from behind and slipping his hands into their pockets. The people practicing their spiritual exercises make it easy for him; since they’re looking up to the sky, they don’t see him, and because they’re absorbed in their thoughts, they don’t pay him any attention. He casually goes through their pockets, takes what he wants, puts it in a bag he has, and then moves on to the next target. I watch him for a bit, and finally, I go up and ask, "What are you doing, sir?"

He answers, "I am picking pockets."

He replies, "I'm pickpocketing."

"Oh," I say, puzzled by his matter-of-course tone. "But—I beg pardon—are you a thief?"

"Oh," I say, confused by his casual tone. "But—excuse me—are you a thief?"

"Oh, no," hie answers, smilingly, "I am the agent of the Wholesale Pickpockets' Association. This is Prosperity."

"Oh, no," he replies with a smile, "I'm the representative of the Wholesale Pickpockets' Association. This is Prosperity."

"I see," I reply. "And these people let you—"

"I see," I respond. "And these people let you—"

"It is the law," he says. "It is also the gospel."

"It’s the law," he says. "It’s also the gospel."

I turn, following his glance, and observe another person approaching—a stately figure, clad in scarlet and purple robes, moving with slow dignity. He gazes about at the sweating and grunting hordes; now and then he stops and lifts his hands in a gesture of benediction, and proclaims in rolling tones, "Blessed are the Bootstrap-lifters, for theirs is the kingdom of Heaven." He moves on, and after a bit stops and announces again, "Man doth not live by bread alone, but by every word that cometh out of the mouth of the prophets and priests of Bootstrap-lifting."

I turn, following his gaze, and see another person coming—an impressive figure dressed in red and purple robes, moving with slow dignity. He looks around at the sweating and grunting crowds; occasionally, he stops and raises his hands in a gesture of blessing, proclaiming in a booming voice, "Blessed are the Bootstrap-lifters, for theirs is the kingdom of Heaven." He continues on, and after a moment, stops again to declare, "Man does not live by bread alone, but by every word that comes from the mouths of the prophets and priests of Bootstrap-lifting."

Watching a while longer, I see this majestic one approach the agent of the Wholesale Pickpockets' Association. The agent greets him as a friend, and proceeds to transfer to the pockets of his capacious robes a generous share of the loot which he has collected. The majestic one does not cringe, nor does he make any effort to hide what is going on. On the contrary he cries aloud, "It is more blessed to give than to receive!" And again he cries, "The laborer is worthy of his hire!" And a third time he cries, yet more sternly, "Render unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's!" And the Bootstrap-lifters pause long enough to answer: "Lord have mercy upon us, and incline our hearts to keep this law!" Then they renew their straining and tugging.

Watching a little longer, I see this impressive figure approach the agent of the Wholesale Pickpockets' Association. The agent greets him like a friend and proceeds to transfer a generous share of the loot he has collected into the pockets of his large robes. The impressive figure doesn’t flinch, nor does he try to hide what’s happening. On the contrary, he shouts, "It’s better to give than to receive!" Then he shouts again, "The worker deserves his pay!" And a third time he insists, even more strongly, "Give to Caesar what belongs to Caesar!" The pickpockets pause long enough to respond, "Lord, have mercy on us, and help us keep this law!" Then they go back to their straining and pulling.

I step up, and in timid tones begin, "Reverend sir, will you tell me by what right you take this wealth?"

I step forward and, in a hesitant voice, ask, "Reverend, can you tell me what gives you the right to take this wealth?"

Instantly a frown comes upon his face, and he cries in a voice of thunder, "Blasphemer!" And all the Bootstrap-lifters desist from their lifting, and menace me with furious looks. There is a general call for a policeman of the Wholesale Pickpockets' Association; and so I fall silent, and slink away in the throng, and thereafter keep my thoughts to myself.

Instantly, a frown spreads across his face, and he shouts in a booming voice, "Blasphemer!" All the Bootstrap-lifters stop what they're doing and glare at me with rage. There's a loud call for a cop from the Wholesale Pickpockets' Association, so I go quiet and sneak away into the crowd, keeping my thoughts to myself from then on.

Over the vast plain I wander, observing a thousand strange and incredible and terrifying manifestations of the Bootstrap-lifting impulse. There is, I discover, a regular propaganda on foot; a long time ago—no man can recall how far back—the Wholesale Pickpockets made the discovery of the ease with which a man's pockets could be rifled while he was preoccupied with spiritual exercises, and they began offering prizes for the best essays in support of the practice. Now their propaganda is everywhere triumphant, and year by year we see an increase in the rewards and emoluments of the prophets and priests of the cult. The ground is covered with stately temples of various designs, all of which I am told are consecrated to Bootstrap-lifting. I come to where a group of people are occupied in laying the corner-stone of a new white marble structure; I inquire and am informed it is the First Church of Bootstrap-lifters, Scientist. As I stand watching, a card is handed to me, informing me that a lady will do my Bootstrap-lifting at five dollars per lift.

Over the vast plain, I wander, noticing a thousand strange, incredible, and terrifying examples of the Bootstrap-lifting impulse. I've discovered there’s a full-on propaganda campaign happening; a long time ago—no one can remember exactly when—the Wholesale Pickpockets figured out how easy it was to pick a man's pockets while he was caught up in spiritual activities, and they started offering prizes for the best essays promoting this practice. Now, their propaganda is everywhere and growing stronger, and every year we see an increase in the rewards and benefits for the leaders of this movement. The area is filled with impressive temples of various styles, all dedicated to Bootstrap-lifting. I arrive at a spot where a group of people is laying the cornerstone of a new white marble building; I ask for details and learn it’s the First Church of Bootstrap-lifters, Scientist. As I stand there watching, someone hands me a card that says a lady will do my Bootstrap-lifting for five dollars per lift.

I go on to another building, which I am told is a library containing volumes in defense of the Bootstrap-lifters, published under the auspices of the Wholesale Pickpockets. I enter, and find endless vistas of shelves, also several thousand current magazines and papers. I consult these—for my legs have given out in the effort to visit and inspect all phases of the Bootstrap-lifting practice. I discover that hardly a week passes that some one does not start a new cult, or revive an old one; if I had a hundred life-times I could not know all the creeds and ceremonies, the services and rituals, the litanies and liturgies, the hymns, anthems and offertories of Bootstrap-lifting. There are the Holy Roman Bootstrap-lifters, whose priests are fed by Transubstantiation; the established Anglican Bootstrap-lifters, whose priests live by "livings"; the Baptist Bootstrap-lifters, whose preachers practice total immersion in Standard Oil. There are Yogi Bootstrap-lifters with flowing robes of yellow silk; Theosophist Bootstrap-lifters with green and purple auras; Mormon Bootstrap-lifters, Mazdaznan Bootstrap-lifters, Spiritualist and Spirit-Fruit, Millerite and Dowieite, Holy Roller and Holy Jumper, Come-to-glory negro, Billy Sunday base-ball and Salvation Army bass-drum Bootstrap-lifters. There are the thousand varieties of "New Thought" Bootstrap-lifters; the mystic and transcendentalist, Swedenborgian and Jacob Boehme Bootstrap-lifters; the Elbert Hubbard high-art Bootstrap-lifters with half a million magazinelets at two bits apiece; the "uplift" and "optimist," the Ralph Waldo Trine and Orison Swett Marden Bootstrap-lifters with a hundred thousand volumes at one dollar per volume. There are the Platonist and Hegelian and Kantian professors of collegiate metaphysical Bootstrap-lifting at several thousand dollars per year each. There are the Nietzschean Bootstrap-lifters, who lift themselves to the Superman, and the art-for-art's-sake, neo-Pagan Bootstrap-lifters, who lift themselves down to the Ape.

I move on to another building, which I’m told is a library filled with books supporting the Bootstrap-lifters, published under the guidance of the Wholesale Pickpockets. I walk in and see endless rows of shelves, along with several thousand current magazines and newspapers. I browse through these—my legs are worn out from trying to explore all aspects of the Bootstrap-lifting practice. I find that hardly a week goes by without someone starting a new cult or reviving an old one; if I had a hundred lifetimes, I still couldn't learn all the beliefs and rituals, the services and ceremonies, the prayers and liturgies, the hymns, anthems, and offerings related to Bootstrap-lifting. There are the Holy Roman Bootstrap-lifters, whose priests are nourished by Transubstantiation; the established Anglican Bootstrap-lifters, whose priests rely on "livings"; the Baptist Bootstrap-lifters, whose preachers perform total immersion in Standard Oil. There are Yogi Bootstrap-lifters wearing flowing yellow silk robes; Theosophist Bootstrap-lifters who have green and purple auras; Mormon Bootstrap-lifters, Mazdaznan Bootstrap-lifters, Spiritualists and Spirit-Fruit, Millerite and Dowieite, Holy Roller and Holy Jumper, Come-to-glory Black, Billy Sunday baseball, and Salvation Army bass-drum Bootstrap-lifters. There are countless types of "New Thought" Bootstrap-lifters; the mystics and transcendentalists, Swedenborgian and Jacob Boehme Bootstrap-lifters; the Elbert Hubbard high-art Bootstrap-lifters with half a million magazines costing twenty-five cents each; the "uplift" and "optimist," the Ralph Waldo Trine and Orison Swett Marden Bootstrap-lifters with a hundred thousand books priced at one dollar each. There are the Platonist, Hegelian, and Kantian professors of collegiate metaphysical Bootstrap-lifting making several thousand dollars a year each. There are the Nietzschean Bootstrap-lifters, who elevate themselves to the Superman, and the art-for-art's-sake, neo-Pagan Bootstrap-lifters, who lower themselves to the Ape.

Excepting possibly the last-mentioned group, the priests of all these cults, the singers, shouters, prayers and exhorters of Bootstrap-lifting have as their distinguishing characteristic that they do very little lifting at their own bootstraps, and less at any other man's. Now and then you may see one bend and give a delicate tug, of a purely symbolical character: as when the Supreme Pontiff of the Roman Bootstrap-lifters comes once a year to wash the feet of the poor; or when the Sunday-school Superintendent of the Baptist Bootstrap-lifters shakes the hand of one of his Colorado mine-slaves. But for the most part the priests and preachers of Bootstrap-lifting walk haughtily erect, many of them being so swollen with prosperity that they could not reach their bootstraps if they wanted to. Their role in life is to exhort other men to more vigorous efforts at self-elevation, that the agents of the Wholesale Pickpockets' Association may ply their immemorial role with less chance of interference.

Except for maybe the last group mentioned, the priests of all these cults—the singers, shouters, pray-ers, and motivators of Bootstrap-lifting—share one main trait: they don’t do much lifting of their own bootstraps, and even less for anyone else. Occasionally, you might see one bend down and give a gentle tug, but that's purely symbolic; like when the Supreme Pontiff of the Roman Bootstrap-lifters shows up once a year to wash the feet of the poor, or when the Sunday-school Superintendent of the Baptist Bootstrap-lifters shakes hands with one of his mine workers in Colorado. However, most of the priests and preachers of Bootstrap-lifting walk around proudly upright, many of them so inflated with success that they couldn't reach their bootstraps even if they tried. Their job in life is to encourage other men to work harder at lifting themselves up, so the Wholesale Pickpockets' Association can continue their age-old practices with less chance of being interrupted.






RELIGION

The reader, offended by this raillery, asks if I mean to impugn the sincerity of all who preach the supremacy of the soul. No; I admit the honesty of the heroes and madmen of history. All I ask of the preacher is that he shall make an effort to practice his doctrine. Let him be tormented like Don Quixote; let him go mad like Nietzsche; let him stand upon a pillar and be devoured by worms like Simeon Stylites—on these terms I grant to any dreamer the right to hold himself above economic science.

The reader, irritated by this teasing, asks if I’m challenging the sincerity of everyone who preaches the supremacy of the soul. No; I acknowledge the honesty of the heroes and madmen in history. All I ask from the preacher is that he makes an effort to live by his teachings. Let him be tormented like Don Quixote; let him go mad like Nietzsche; let him stand on a pillar and be eaten by worms like Simeon Stylites—under these conditions, I grant any dreamer the right to consider himself above economic science.

Man is an evasive beast, given to cultivating strange notions about himself. He is humiliated by his simian ancestry, and tries to deny his animal nature, to persuade himself that he is not limited by its weaknesses nor concerned in its fate. And this impulse may be harmless, when it is genuine. But what are we to say when we see the formulas of heroic self-deception made use of by unheroic self-indulgence? What are we to say when we see asceticism preached to the poor by fat and comfortable retainers of the rich? What are we to say when we see idealism become hypocrisy, and the moral and spiritual heritage of mankind twisted to the knavish purposes of class-cruelty and greed? What I say is—Bootstrap-lifting!

Man is a tricky creature, prone to developing odd ideas about himself. He feels embarrassed by his monkey ancestry and tries to deny his animal instincts, convincing himself that he is not limited by its flaws or affected by its fate. This urge might be harmless if it’s sincere. But what do we think when we witness the tricks of heroic self-delusion being used by those who lack real heroism? What do we think when we see the comfortable supporters of the wealthy preaching self-denial to the poor? What do we think when idealism turns into hypocrisy, and the moral and spiritual legacy of humanity is twisted for the greedy and cruel purposes of the elite? What I say is—Bootstrap-lifting!

It is the fate of many abstract words to be used in two senses, one good and the other bad. Morality means the will to righteousness, or it means Anthony Comstock; democracy means the rule of the people, or it means Tammany Hall. And so it is with the word "Religion". In its true sense Religion is the most fundamental of the soul's impulses, the impassioned love of life, the feeling of its preciousness, the desire to foster and further it. In that sense every thinking man must be religious; in that sense Religion is a perpetually self-renewing force, the very nature of our being. In that sense I have no thought of assailing it, I would make clear that I hold it beyond assailment.

Many abstract words often have two meanings, one good and one bad. Morality can refer to the will to do what's right, or it can refer to Anthony Comstock; democracy can mean the rule of the people, or it can mean Tammany Hall. The same goes for the word "Religion." In its true sense, Religion is the most fundamental impulse of the soul, an intense love of life, a recognition of its value, and a desire to nurture and promote it. In that sense, every thinking person must have a sense of religion; in that sense, Religion is an ever-renewing force, the essence of our existence. In that sense, I don't intend to criticize it; I want to make it clear that I consider it beyond criticism.

But we are denied the pleasure of using the word in that honest sense, because of another which has been given to it. To the ordinary man "Religion" means, not the soul's longing for growth, the "hunger and thirst after righteousness", but certain forms in which this hunger has manifested itself in history, and prevails to-day throughout the world; that is to say, institutions having fixed dogmas and "revelations", creeds and rituals, with an administering caste claiming supernatural sanction. By such institutions the moral strivings of the race, the affections of childhood and the aspirations of youth are made the prerogatives and stock in trade of ecclesiastical hierarchies. It is the thesis of this book that "Religion" in this sense is a source of income to parasites, and the natural ally of every form of oppression and exploitation.

But we are prevented from enjoying the word in its true sense because of another meaning that has been attached to it. For the average person, "Religion" doesn’t represent the soul’s desire for growth, the "hunger and thirst for righteousness," but rather specific forms in which this desire has appeared throughout history and continues to exist today. This means institutions with established dogmas and "revelations," creeds, and rituals, along with a governing class that claims supernatural authority. Through these institutions, the moral efforts of humanity, the feelings of childhood, and the hopes of youth become the possessions and business of religious hierarchies. The main argument of this book is that "Religion" in this context is a source of income for leeches and a natural supporter of all types of oppression and exploitation.

If by my jesting at "Bootstrap-lifting" I have wounded some dear prejudice of the reader, let me endeavor to speak in a more persuasive voice. I am a man who has suffered, and has seen the suffering of others; I have devoted my life to analyzing the causes of the suffering, to find out if it be necessary and fore-ordained, or if by any chance there be a way of escape for future generations. I have found that the latter is the case; the suffering is needless, it can with ease and certainty be banished from the earth. I know this with the knowledge of science—in the same way that the navigator of a ship knows his latitude and longitude, and the point of the compass to which he must steer in order to reach the port.

If my joking about "Bootstrap-lifting" has upset some cherished belief of the reader, let me try to express myself in a more convincing way. I’m someone who has suffered and has witnessed the suffering of others; I’ve dedicated my life to understanding the causes of this suffering to see if it’s necessary and predetermined, or if there’s any chance of finding a way out for future generations. I’ve discovered that it’s the latter; the suffering is unnecessary, and it can easily and certainly be eliminated from the world. I know this through the knowledge of science—in the same way a ship's navigator knows his latitude and longitude and the direction he needs to steer to reach the harbor.

Come, reader, let us put aside prejudice, and the terrors of the cults of the unknown. The power which made us has given us a mind, and the impulse to its use; let us see what can be done with it to rid the earth of its ancient evils. And do not be troubled if at the outset this book seems to be entirely "destructive". I assure you that I am no crude materialist, I am not so shallow as to imagine that our race will be satisfied with a barren rationalism. I know that the old symbols came out of the heart of man because they corresponded to certain needs of the heart of man. I know that new symbols will be found, corresponding more exactly to the needs of our time. If here I set to work to tear down an old and ramshackle building, it is not from blind destructfulness, but as an architect who means to put a new and sounder structure in its place. Before we part company, I shall submit the blue print of that new home of the spirit.

Come, reader, let’s put aside our biases and the fears of the unknown. The force that created us has given us a mind and the drive to use it; let’s explore what can be done to free the world from its ancient evils. Don’t be alarmed if this book seems entirely "destructive" at first. I assure you I’m not a simplistic materialist; I’m not so naïve as to think our species will be content with empty rationalism. I understand that the old symbols emerged from the core of humanity because they met certain emotional needs. I believe new symbols will emerge that align more closely with the needs of our time. If I set out to dismantle an old, crumbling structure, it’s not out of blind destructiveness, but as an architect intending to build a new, stronger foundation in its place. Before we go our separate ways, I will present the blueprint for that new spiritual home.






BOOK ONE — The Church of the Conquerors

    I saw the Conquerors riding by
         With trampling feet of horse and men:
     Empire on empire like the tide
         Flooded the world and ebbed again;

    A thousand banners caught the sun,
         And cities smoked along the plain,
     And laden down with silk and gold
         And heaped up pillage groaned the wain.
            Kemp.
    I saw the Conquerors riding by
         With pounding hooves of horses and men:
     Empire after empire like the tide
         Overflowed the world and receded again;

    A thousand banners glittered in the sun,
         And cities smoked across the plain,
     And weighed down with silk and gold
         And piled high with loot groaned the wagon.
            Kemp.




The Priestly Lie

When the first savage saw his hut destroyed by a bolt of lightning, he fell down upon his face in terror. He had no conception of natural forces, of laws of electricity; he saw this event as the act of an individual intelligence. To-day we read about fairies and demons, dryads and fauns and satyrs, Wotan and Thor and Vulcan, Freie and Flora and Ceres, and we think of all these as pretty fancies, play-products of the mind; losing sight of the fact that they were originally meant with entire seriousness—that not merely did ancient man believe in them, but was forced to believe in them, because the mind must have an explanation of things that happen, and an individual intelligence was the only explanation available. The story of the hero who slays the devouring dragon was not merely a symbol of day and night, of summer and winter; it was a literal explanation of the phenomena, it was the science of early times.

When the first savage saw his hut destroyed by a bolt of lightning, he fell to the ground in fear. He didn’t understand natural forces or the laws of electricity; he perceived this event as the action of an individual intelligence. Today, we read about fairies, demons, dryads, fauns, satyrs, Wotan, Thor, Vulcan, Freie, Flora, and Ceres, and we view these as charming fantasies, mere products of imagination; but we overlook the fact that they were originally taken very seriously—that not only did ancient people believe in them, but they had to believe in them because the mind needs an explanation for things that happen, and an individual intelligence was the only explanation available. The story of the hero who defeats the dragon wasn't just a symbol of day and night or summer and winter; it was a literal explanation of phenomena, it was the science of early times.

Men imagined supernatural powers such as they could comprehend. If the lightning god destroyed a hut, obviously it must be because the owner of the hut had given offense; so the owner must placate the god, using those means which would be effective in the quarrels of men—presents of roast meats and honey and fresh fruits, of wine and gold and jewels and women, accompanied by friendly words and gestures of submission. And when in spite of all things the natural evil did not cease, when the people continued to die of pestilence, then came the opportunity for hysterical or ambitious persons to discover new ways of penetrating the mind of the god. There would be dreamers of dreams and seers of visions and hearers of voices; readers of the entrails of beasts and interpreters of the flight of birds; there would be burning bushes and stone tablets on mountain-tops, and inspired words dictated to aged disciples on lonely islands. There would arise special castes of men and women, learned in these sacred matters; and these priestly castes would naturally emphasize the importance of their calling, would hold themselves aloof from the common herd, endowed with special powers and entitled to special privileges. They would interpret the oracles in ways favorable to themselves and their order; they would proclaim themselves friends and confidants of the god, walking with him in the night-time, receiving his messengers and angels, acting as his deputies in forgiving offenses, in dealing punishments and in receiving gifts. They would become makers of laws and moral codes. They would wear special costumes to distinguish them, they would go through elaborate ceremonies to impress their followers, employing all sensuous effects, architecture and sculpture and painting, music and poetry and dancing, candles and incense and bells and gongs

Men imagined supernatural powers in ways they understood. If the lightning god destroyed a hut, it was obviously because the owner had upset him; therefore, the owner had to appease the god using methods effective in human conflicts—gifts of roasted meats, honey, fresh fruits, wine, gold, jewels, and women, along with friendly words and gestures of submission. When, despite all efforts, the natural disaster persisted and people continued to die from disease, it provided an opportunity for hysterical or ambitious individuals to find new ways to understand the god's mind. There would be dreamers and visionaries, those who heard voices; readers of animal entrails and interpreters of birds in flight; burning bushes and stone tablets on mountaintops, along with inspired words delivered to aged disciples on remote islands. Special groups of men and women would emerge, knowledgeable in these sacred matters; these priestly classes would emphasize the significance of their roles, distance themselves from the common people, claim special powers, and obtain unique privileges. They would interpret oracles in ways that benefited themselves and their order; they would declare themselves friends and confidants of the god, walking with him at night, receiving his messengers and angels, acting as his agents in forgiving wrongs, administering punishment, and accepting gifts. They would become law and moral code creators. They would wear distinctive clothing, participate in elaborate ceremonies to impress their followers, and utilize all sensory elements—architecture, sculpture, painting, music, poetry, dancing, candles, incense, bells, and gongs.

  And storied winnows richly dight,
  Casting a dim religious light.
  There let the pealing organ blow,
  To the full-voiced choir below,
  In service high and anthem clear,
  As may with sweetness through mine ear
  Dissolve me into ecstacies,
  And bring all heaven before mine eyes.
  And decorated windows adorned with richness,  
  Casting a soft, sacred light.  
  There let the booming organ play,  
  For the powerful choir below,  
  In a noble service and a clear anthem,  
  That may with sweetness fill my ears  
  And transport me into ecstasy,  
  Bringing all of heaven before my eyes.

So builds itself up, in a thousand complex and complicated forms, the Priestly Lie. There are a score of great religions in the world, each with scores or hundreds of sects, each with its priestly orders, its complicated creed and ritual, its heavens and hells. Each has its thousands or millions or hundreds of millions of "true believers"; each damns all the others, with more or less heartiness—and each is a mighty fortress of Graft.

So develops itself, in a thousand complex and intricate ways, the Priestly Lie. There are many major religions in the world, each with numerous sects, each having its own priestly orders, complicated beliefs and rituals, its own heavens and hells. Each has thousands, millions, or even hundreds of millions of "true believers"; each condemns all the others, with varying degrees of intensity—and each is a stronghold of corruption.

There will be few readers of this book who have not been brought up under the spell of some one of these systems of Supernaturalism; who have not been taught to speak with respect of some particular priestly order, to thrill with awe at some particular sacred rite, to seek respite from earthly woes in some particular ceremonial spell. These things are woven into our very fibre in childhood; they are sanctified by memories of joys and griefs, they are confused with spiritual struggles, they become part of all that is most vital in our lives. The reader who wishes to emancipate himself from their thrall will do well to begin with a study of the beliefs and practices of other sects than his own—a field where he is free to observe and examine without fear of sacrilege. Let him look into Madame Blavatsky's "Secret Doctrine", or her "Isis Unveiled"!—encyclopedias of the fantastic inventions which terror and longing have wrung out of the tortured soul of man. Here are mysteries and solemnities, charms and spells, illuminations and transmigrations, angels and demons, guides, controls and masters—all of which it is permissible to refuse to support with gifts. Let the reader then go to James Freeman Clarke's "Ten Great Religions", and realize how many billions of humans have lived and died in the solemn certainty that their welfare on earth and in heaven depended upon their accepting certain ideas and practicing certain rites, all mutually exclusive and incompatible, each damning the others and the followers of the others. So gradually the realization will come to him that the test of a doctrine about life and its welfare must be something else than the fact that one was born to it.

There will be few readers of this book who haven't grown up under the influence of one of these systems of Supernaturalism; who haven't been taught to speak respectfully about a specific religious order, to feel awe at a particular sacred ritual, or to seek relief from life's struggles in certain ceremonial practices. These beliefs are woven into our very being from childhood; they are enriched by memories of joy and sorrow, intertwined with spiritual battles, and they become a crucial part of our lives. Readers who want to break free from their grip should start by exploring the beliefs and practices of other groups outside their own—a space where they can observe and examine without fear of disrespect. They might dive into Madame Blavatsky's "Secret Doctrine" or "Isis Unveiled!"—extensive works filled with the wild ideas that fear and desire have extracted from the tormented human spirit. Here, one finds mysteries and solemn rituals, charms and spells, insights and reincarnations, angels and demons, guides, controllers, and masters—all of which can be questioned without the need to give support through offerings. Then, the reader can turn to James Freeman Clarke's "Ten Great Religions" and understand how many billions of people have lived and died with the firm belief that their well-being on earth and in the afterlife depended on accepting specific ideas and practicing certain rituals, all of which contradict each other, each condemning the others and their followers. Gradually, the realization will dawn that the value of a belief system regarding life and well-being has to be something other than simply being born into it.





The Great Fear

It was not the fault of primitive man that he was ignorant, nor that his ignorance made him a prey to dread. The traces of his mental suffering will inspire in us only pity and sympathy; for Nature is a grim school-mistress, and not all her lessons have yet been learned. We have a right to scorn and anger only when we see this dread being diverted from its true function, a stimulus to a search for knowledge, and made into a means of clamping down ignorance upon the mind of the race. That this has been the deliberate policy of institutionalized Religion no candid student can deny.

It wasn’t primitive man’s fault that he was uneducated, nor that his lack of knowledge made him fearful. The signs of his mental suffering should evoke only pity and empathy in us, since Nature is a harsh teacher, and not all her lessons have been learned yet. We only have the right to feel scorn and anger when we see this fear being redirected from its true purpose—encouraging the pursuit of knowledge—and instead used to reinforce ignorance in society. No honest scholar can deny that this has been the intentional approach of organized Religion.

The first thing brought forth by the study of any religion, ancient or modern, is that it is based upon Fear, born of it, fed by it—and that it cultivates the source from which its nourishment is derived. "The fear of divine anger", says Prof. Jastrow, "runs as an undercurrent through the entire religious literature of Babylonia and Assyria." In the words of Tabi-utul-Enlil, King of ancient Nippur:

The first thing you notice when studying any religion, whether ancient or modern, is that it is rooted in Fear, born from it, sustained by it—and that it nurtures the source of its sustenance. "The fear of divine anger," says Prof. Jastrow, "runs as an undercurrent through the entire religious literature of Babylonia and Assyria." In the words of Tabi-utul-Enlil, King of ancient Nippur:

        Who is there that can grasp the will of the gods in heaven?
      The plan of a god is full of mystery—who can understand it?
     He who is still alive at evening is dead the next morning.
  In an instant he is cast into grief, in a moment he is crushed.
        Who can understand the will of the gods in heaven?  
      A god's plan is wrapped in mystery—who can figure it out?  
     The person who is alive in the evening might be dead by morning.  
  In an instant, he’s overwhelmed by sorrow; in a moment, he’s shattered.

And that cry might be duplicated from almost any page of the Hebrew scriptures: the only difference being that the Hebrews combined all their fears into one Great Fear. "The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom," we are told by Solomon of the thousand wives; and the Psalmist repeats it. "Dominion and fear are with Him," cries Job. "How then can any man be just before God? Or how can he be clean that is born of a woman? Behold, even the moon hath no brightness, and the stars are not pure in His sight: How much less man, that is a worm? And the son of man, which is a worm?" He goes on, in his lyrical rapture, "Sheol is naked before Him, and Destruction hath no covering.... The pillars of heaven tremble and are astonished at His rebuke.... The thunder of His power who can understand?" That all this is some of the world's great poetry does not in the least alter the fact that it is an abasement of the soul, an hysterical perversion of the facts of life, and a preparation of the mind for the seeds of Priestcraft.

And that cry could be found on almost any page of the Hebrew scriptures: the only difference being that the Hebrews combined all their fears into one Great Fear. "The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom," we're told by Solomon, who had a thousand wives; and the Psalmist echoes this. "Dominion and fear are with Him," shouts Job. "How can any man be just before God? Or how can he be clean who is born of a woman? Look, even the moon has no brightness, and the stars are not pure in His sight: How much less is man, who is a worm? And the son of man, who is also a worm?" He continues in his lyrical excitement, "Sheol is naked before Him, and Destruction has no covering.... The pillars of heaven tremble and are astonished at His rebuke.... Who can understand the thunder of His power?" The fact that all this is some of the world's great poetry does not change the reality that it is an abasement of the soul, a hysterical distortion of life's truths, and a preparation of the mind for the seeds of Priestcraft.

The Book of Job has been called a "Wisdom-drama": and what is the denouement of this drama, what is ancient Hebrew wisdom's last word about life? "Wherefore I abhor myself," says Job, "and repent in dust and ashes." The poor fellow has done nothing; we have been told at the beginning that he "was perfect and upright, and one that feared God, and eschewed evil." But the Sabeans and the Chaldeans rob him, and "the fire of God" falls from heaven and burns up his sheep and his servants, and "a great wind from the wilderness" kills his sons and daughters; and then his body becomes covered with boils—a phenomenon caused in part by worry, and the consequent nervous indigestion, but mainly by excess of starch and deficiency of mineral salts in the diet. Job, however, has never heard of the fasting cure for disease, and so he takes him a potsherd to scrape himself withal, and he sits among the ashes—a highly unsanitary procedure enforced by his religious ritual. So naturally he feels like a worm, and abhors himself, and cries out: "I know that Thou canst do all things, and that no purpose of Thine can be restrained." By which utter, unreasoning humility he succeeds in appeasing the Great Fear, and his friends make a sacrifice of seven bullocks and seven rams—a feast for a whole templeful of priests—and then "the Lord gave Job twice as much as he had before.... And after this Job lived an hundred and forty years, and saw his sons and his sons' sons, even four generations."

The Book of Job is often referred to as a "Wisdom-drama." So, what is the resolution of this drama? What does ancient Hebrew wisdom ultimately say about life? Job declares, "I am disgusted with myself and repent in dust and ashes." The poor guy hasn't done anything wrong; at the beginning, we learn he "was blameless and upright, feared God, and shunned evil." Yet, the Sabeans and the Chaldeans rob him, and "the fire of God" comes down from heaven, burning his sheep and servants. A "great wind from the wilderness" kills his sons and daughters, and then he gets covered in painful boils—a condition partly caused by stress and nervous indigestion, but mostly due to a diet high in starch and low in mineral salts. Job, however, has never heard of fasting as a remedy for illness, so he uses a shard of pottery to scratch himself while sitting in ashes—a pretty unsanitary practice dictated by his religious beliefs. Naturally, he feels worthless and despises himself, crying out: "I know that You can do anything, and that Your plans cannot be thwarted." Through this deep, unthinking humility, he manages to calm the Great Fear. His friends then offer a sacrifice of seven bulls and seven rams—a feast for a whole temple full of priests—after which "the Lord gave Job twice as much as he had before... And after this, Job lived a hundred and forty years and saw his children and their children, four generations."

You do not have to look very deeply into this "Wisdom-drama" to find out whose wisdom it is. Confess your own ignorance and your own impotence, abandon yourself utterly, and then we, the sacred Caste, the Keepers of the Holy Secrets, will secure you pardon and respite—in exchange for fresh meat. Here are verses from a psalm of the ancient Babylonians, which "heathen" chant is identical in spirit and purpose with the utterances of Job:

You don't have to look too hard into this "Wisdom-drama" to see whose wisdom it is. Admit your own ignorance and powerlessness, surrender completely, and then we, the sacred Caste, the Keepers of the Holy Secrets, will grant you forgiveness and relief—in exchange for fresh meat. Here are verses from a psalm of the ancient Babylonians, which the "heathens" chant that is identical in spirit and purpose to the words of Job:

 The Sin that I have wrought, I know not;
  The unclean that I have eaten, I know not;
  The offense into which I have walked, I know not....
  The lord, in the wrath of his heart, hath regarded me;
  The god, in the anger of his heart, hath surrounded me;
  A goddess, known or unknown, hath wrought me sorrow....
  I sought for help, but no one took my hand;
  I wept, but no one harkened to me....
  The feet of my goddess I kiss, I touch them;
  To the god, known or unknown, I utter my prayer;
  O god, known or unknown, turn thy countenance, accept my
       sacrifice;
  O goddess, known or unknown, look mercifully on me! accept
       my sacrifice!
The sin I’ve committed, I don’t know;  
The unclean food I’ve eaten, I don’t know;  
The offense I’ve stumbled into, I don’t know...  
The lord, in the fury of his heart, has seen me;  
The god, in the anger of his heart, has surrounded me;  
A goddess, whether known or unknown, has brought me sorrow...  
I searched for help, but no one reached out to me;  
I cried, but no one listened to me...  
I kiss the feet of my goddess, I touch them;  
To the god, whether known or unknown, I make my prayer;  
O god, whether known or unknown, turn your face, accept my  
       sacrifice;  
O goddess, whether known or unknown, look kindly on me! accept  
       my sacrifice!




Salve Regina!

And now let the reader leap three thousand years of human history, of toil and triumph of the intellect of man; and instead of a Hebrew manuscript or a Babylonian brick there confronts him a little publication, printed on a modern rotary press in the capital of the United States of America, bearing the date of October, 1914, and the title "Salve Regina". In it we find "a beautiful prayer", composed by the late cardinal Rampolla; we are told that "Pius X attached to it an indulgence of 100 days, each time it is piously recited, applicable to the souls in purgatory."

And now let the reader jump forward three thousand years of human history, filled with hard work and the successes of human intellect; instead of a Hebrew manuscript or a Babylonian brick, they are faced with a small publication, printed on a modern rotary press in the capital of the United States, dated October 1914 and titled "Salve Regina". Inside, we find "a beautiful prayer," created by the late Cardinal Rampolla; it notes that "Pius X granted an indulgence of 100 days each time it is sincerely recited, applicable to the souls in purgatory."

O Blessed Virgin, Mother of God, cast a glance from Heaven, where thou sittest as Queen, upon this poor sinner, your servant. Though conscious of his unworthiness.... he blesses and exalts thee from his whole heart as the purest, the most beautiful and the most holy of creatures. He blesses thy holy name. He blesses thy sublime prerogatives as real Mother of God, ever Virgin, conceived without stain of sin, as co-Redemptress of the human race. He blesses the Eternal Father who chose you, etc. He blesses the Incarnate Word, etc. He blesses the Divine Spirit, etc. He blesses, exalts and thanks the most august Trinity, etc. O Virgin, holy and merciful... be pleased to accept this little homage of your servant, and obtain for him also from your divine Son pardon for his sins, Amen.

O Blessed Virgin, Mother of God, look down from Heaven, where you sit as Queen, upon this poor sinner, your servant. Even though he knows his unworthiness.... he blesses and honors you with all his heart as the purest, the most beautiful, and the holiest of beings. He blesses your holy name. He blesses your amazing titles as the true Mother of God, ever Virgin, conceived without any stain of sin, and as co-Redemptress of humanity. He blesses the Eternal Father who chose you, etc. He blesses the Incarnate Word, etc. He blesses the Divine Spirit, etc. He blesses, honors, and thanks the most glorious Trinity, etc. O Virgin, holy and merciful... please accept this small homage from your servant, and also request from your divine Son forgiveness for his sins, Amen.

And then, looking more closely, we discover the purpose of this "beautiful prayer", and of the neat little paper which prints it. "Salve Regina" is raising funds for the "National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception", a home for more priests, and Catholic ladies who desire to collect for it may receive little books which they are requested to return within three months. Pius X writes a letter of warm endorsement, and sets an example by giving four hundred dollars "out of his poverty"—or, to be more precise, out of the poverty of the pitiful peasantry of Italy. There is included in the paper a form of bequest for "devoted clients of Our Blessed Mother", and at the top of the editorial page the most alluring of all baits for the loving hearts of the flock—that the names of deceased relatives and friends may be written in the collection books, and will be transferred to the records of the Shrine, and these persons "will share in all its spiritual benefits". In the days of Job it was with threats of boils and poverty that the Priestly Lie maintained itself; but in the case of this blackest of all Terrors, transplanted to our free Republic from the heart of the Dark Ages, the wretched victims see before their eyes the glare of flames, and hear the shrieks of their loved ones writhing in torment through uncounted ages and eternities.

And then, upon closer inspection, we realize the purpose of this "beautiful prayer" and the tidy little paper that prints it. "Salve Regina" is raising money for the "National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception," a place for more priests, and Catholic women who want to fundraise for it can receive little books they’re asked to return in three months. Pius X writes a heartfelt endorsement and sets an example by donating four hundred dollars "out of his poverty"—or, more accurately, from the poverty of the struggling peasantry of Italy. The paper includes a form for bequests for "devoted clients of Our Blessed Mother," and at the top of the editorial page, there's the most tempting appeal for the loving hearts of the community—that the names of deceased relatives and friends can be written in the collection books, and these names will be transferred to the Shrine's records, allowing those individuals to "share in all its spiritual benefits." In the days of Job, the Priestly Lie sustained itself with threats of boils and poverty; but in the case of this darkest of all Terrors, brought into our free Republic from the depths of the Dark Ages, the miserable victims can see before them the blaze of flames and hear the cries of their loved ones suffering in agony for countless ages and eternities.





Fresh Meat

In the days when I was experimenting with vegetarianism, I sought earnestly for evidence of a non-meat-eating race; but candor compelled me to admit that man was like the monkey and the pig and the bear—he was vegetarian when he could not help it. The advocates of the reform insist that meat as a diet causes muddy brains and dulled nerves; but you would certainly never suspect this from a study of history. What you find in history is that all men crave meat, all struggle for it, and the strongest and cleverest get it. Everywhere you find the subject classes living in the midst of animals which they tend, but whose flesh they rarely taste. Even in modern America, sweet land of liberty, our millions of tenant farmers raise chickens and geese and turkeys, and hardly venture to consume as much as an egg, but save everything for the summer-boarder or the buyer from the city. It would not be too much to say of the cultural records of early man that they all have to do, directly or indirectly, with the reserving of fresh meat to the masters. In J. T. Trowbridge's cheerful tale of the adventures of Captain Seaborn, we are told by the cannibal priest how idol-worship has ameliorated the morals of the tribe—

In the time when I was trying out vegetarianism, I looked hard for proof of a race that didn't eat meat; but I had to honestly admit that humans are like monkeys, pigs, and bears—they're vegetarian only when they have no choice. The supporters of this dietary change claim that eating meat leads to unclear thinking and dull nerves; however, you wouldn’t guess this if you looked at history. Historically, people everywhere crave meat, fight for it, and the strongest and smartest manage to get it. You see lower-class people living alongside animals they care for, yet they rarely get to eat their meat. Even in modern America, the land of freedom, our millions of tenant farmers raise chickens, geese, and turkeys and barely eat even an egg, saving everything for summer visitors or city buyers. It's fair to say that early human culture revolves around keeping fresh meat for the powerful. In J. T. Trowbridge's uplifting story about Captain Seaborn's adventures, a cannibal priest explains how idol worship has improved the tribe's morals—

 For though some warriors of renown
      Continue anthropophagous,
  'Tis rare that human flesh goes down
      The low-caste man's aesophagus!
For although some famous warriors  
      Still engage in cannibalism,  
  It's rare that human flesh goes down  
      The throat of a low-caste man!

I suspect that we should have to go back to the days of the cave-man to find the first lover of the flesh-pots who put a taboo upon meat, and promised supernatural favors to all who would exercise self-control, and instead of consuming their meat themselves, would bring it and lay it upon the sacred griddle, or altar, where the god might come in the night-time and partake of it. Certainly, at any rate, there are few religions of record in which such devices do not appear. The early laws of the Hebrews are more concerned with delicatessen for the priests than with any other subject whatever. Here, for example, is the way to make a Nazarite:

I think we need to go back to the days of cavemen to find the first person who loved the pleasures of good food but imposed a taboo on meat. They promised supernatural rewards to anyone who showed self-control and would instead bring their meat to lay on the sacred griddle or altar, where the god might come at night and enjoy it. Certainly, there are few religions recorded that don't feature such practices. The early laws of the Hebrews focus more on tasty food for the priests than on any other topic. Here’s an example of how to make a Nazarite:

He shall offer his offering up to the Lord, one he lamb of the first year without blemish for a burnt offering, and one ewe lamb of the first year without blemish for a sin offering, and one ram without blemish for peace offerings, and a basket of unleavened bread, cakes of fine flour mingled with oil, and wafers of unleavened bread anointed with oil, and their meat offerings.

He will present his offering to the Lord: a one-year-old male lamb without defect for a burnt offering, a one-year-old female lamb without defect for a sin offering, and a ram without defect for peace offerings. Additionally, he will bring a basket of unleavened bread, cakes made from fine flour mixed with oil, and wafers of unleavened bread spread with oil, along with their grain offerings.

And the law goes on to instruct the priests to take certain choice, parts and "wave them for a wave offering before the Lord: this is holy for the priest." What was done with the other portions we are not told; but earlier in this same "Book of Numbers" we find the general law that

And the law instructs the priests to take specific choice parts and "wave them as a wave offering before the Lord: this is holy for the priest." We're not told what happened to the other portions; however, earlier in this same "Book of Numbers," we find the general law that

Every offering of all the holy things of the children of Israel, which they bring unto the priest, shall be his. And every man's hallowed things shall be his: whatsoever any man giveth to the priest, it shall be his.

Every offering of all the sacred items from the children of Israel that they bring to the priest will belong to him. And each person's consecrated items will belong to him: whatever anyone gives to the priest will be his.

In the same way we are told by Viscount Amberley that the priests of Ceylon first present the gifts to the god, and then eat them. Among the Parsees, when a man dies, the relatives must bring four new robes to the priests; if they do this, the priests wear the robes; if they fail to do it, the dead man appears naked before the judgment-throne. The devotees are instructed that "he who performs this rite succeeds in both worlds, and obtains a firm footing in both worlds." Among the Buddhists, the followers give alms to the monks, and are told specifically what advantages will thereby accrue to them. In the Aitareyo Brahmairiarn of the Rig-Veda we read

In the same way, Viscount Amberley tells us that the priests of Ceylon first offer the gifts to the god and then eat them. Among the Parsees, when a man dies, the relatives must bring four new robes to the priests; if they do this, the priests wear the robes; if they don’t, the deceased appears naked before the judgment throne. The devotees are taught that "whoever performs this rite succeeds in both worlds and secures a solid place in both worlds." Among the Buddhists, the followers give alms to the monks and are specifically informed about the benefits they will gain from this. In the Aitareyo Brahmairiarn of the Rig-Veda, we read

He who, knowing this, sacrifices according to this rite, is born from the womb of Agni and the offerings, participates in the nature of the Rik, Yajus, and Saman, the Veda (sacred knowledge), the Brahma (sacred element) and immortality, and is absorbed into the deity.

He who understands this and performs the sacrifice according to this ritual is reborn from the womb of Agni and the offerings, takes part in the essence of the Rik, Yajus, and Saman, the Veda (sacred knowledge), the Brahma (sacred element), and immortality, and becomes one with the deity.

Among the Parsees the priest eats the bread and drinks the haoma, or juice of a plant, considered to be both a plant and a god. Among the Episcopalians, a contemporary Christian sect, the sacred juice is that of the grape, and the priest is not allowed to throw away what is left of it, but is ordered "reverently to consume it." In as much as the priest is the sole judge of how much good sherry wine he shall consecrate previous to the ceremony, it is to be expected that the priests of this cult should be lukewarm towards the prohibition movement, and should piously refuse to administer their sacrament with unfermented and uninteresting grape-juice.

Among the Parsees, the priest eats bread and drinks haoma, which is the juice of a plant seen as both a plant and a god. In the Episcopal Church, a modern Christian denomination, the sacred juice comes from grapes, and the priest isn't allowed to pour out any leftover; instead, he must "reverently consume it." Since the priest is the only one who decides how much good sherry wine to bless before the ceremony, it makes sense that the priests of this faith might not be too enthusiastic about the prohibition movement and would prefer not to administer their sacrament with bland, unfermented grape juice.





Priestly Empires

In every human society of which we have record there has been one class which has done the hard and exhausting work, the "hewers of wood and drawers of water"; and there has been another, much smaller class which has done the directing. To belong to this latter class is to work also, but with the head instead of the hands; it is also to enjoy the good things of life, to live in the best houses, to eat the best food, to have choice of the most desirable women; it is to have leisure to cultivate the mind and appreciate the arts, to acquire graces and distinctions, to give laws and moral codes, to shape fashions and tastes, to be revered and regarded—in short, to have Power. How to get this Power and to hold it has been the first object of the thoughts of men from the beginning of time.

In every recorded human society, there's always been one group that does the hard, exhausting work—the "hewers of wood and drawers of water"—and a much smaller group that directs them. Being part of this latter group means working too, but with your mind instead of your hands; it also means enjoying the good things in life, living in the best homes, eating great food, and having your pick of the most desirable partners. It means having the time to develop your mind and appreciate the arts, to gain sophistication and distinction, to establish laws and moral codes, to shape styles and tastes, and to be respected and admired—in short, to have Power. Finding a way to obtain and maintain this Power has been the primary focus of human thought since the dawn of time.

The most obvious method is by the sword; but this method is uncertain, for any man may take up a sword, and some may succeed with it. It will be found that empires based upon military force alone, however cruel they may be, are not permanent, and therefore not so dangerous to progress; it is only when resistance is paralyzed by the agency of Superstition, that the race can be subjected to systems of exploitation for hundreds and even thousands of years. The ancient empires were all priestly empires; the kings ruled because they obeyed the will of the priests, taught to them from childhood as the word of the gods.

The most obvious way is through violence; however, this approach is unpredictable since anyone can pick up a weapon, and some might actually succeed. It's clear that empires built solely on military power, no matter how brutal, don't last forever, and therefore aren't as threatening to progress. It's only when resistance is broken down by Superstition that people can be kept under systems of exploitation for hundreds or even thousands of years. Ancient empires were all ruled by religious leaders; kings held power because they followed the priests' mandates, which were instilled in them from a young age as if they were the words of the gods.

Thus, for instance, Prescott tells us:

Thus, for example, Prescott tells us:

Terror, not love, was the spring of education with the Aztecs.... Such was the crafty policy of the priests, who, by reserving to themselves the business of instruction, were enabled to mould the young and plastic mind according to their own wills, and to train it early to implicit reverence for religion and its ministers.

Terror, not love, was the driving force behind education with the Aztecs.... This was the clever strategy of the priests, who, by keeping the responsibility of teaching to themselves, could shape young and impressionable minds according to their desires, and instill an early sense of unquestioning respect for religion and its leaders.

The historian goes on to indicate the economic harvest of this teaching:

The historian continues to point out the economic benefits of this teaching:

To each of the principal temples, lands were annexed for the maintenance of the priests. The estates were augmented by the policy or devotion of successive princes, until, under the last Montezuma, they had swollen to an enormous extent, and covered every district of the empire.

To each of the main temples, land was added for the support of the priests. The estates grew larger due to the policies or generosity of various rulers, until, under the last Montezuma, they had expanded to a massive size and spanned every region of the empire.

And this concerning the frightful system of human sacrifices, whereby the priestly caste maintained the prestige of its divinities:

And this is about the terrifying practice of human sacrifices, through which the priestly class upheld the reputation of its gods:

At the dedication of the temple of Huitzilopochtli, in 1486, the prisoners, who for some years had been reserved for the purpose, were ranged in files, forming a procession nearly two miles long. The ceremony consumed several days, and seventy thousand captives are said to have perished at the shrine of this terrible deity.

At the dedication of the temple of Huitzilopochtli in 1486, the prisoners, who had been kept for this purpose for several years, were lined up in a procession that was almost two miles long. The ceremony lasted several days, and it's said that seventy thousand captives died at the altar of this fearsome god.

The same system appears in Professor Jastrow's account of the priesthood of Babylonia and Assyria:

The same system shows up in Professor Jastrow's description of the priesthood of Babylonia and Assyria:

The ultimate source of all law being the deity himself, the original legal tribunal was the place where the image or symbol of the god stood. A legal decision was an oracle or omen, indicative of the will of the god. The power thus lodged in the priests of Babylonia and Assyria was enormous. They virtually held in their hands the life and death of the people.

The ultimate source of all law is the deity himself, and the original legal tribunal was the site where the image or symbol of the god was located. A legal decision was an oracle or omen, reflecting the will of the god. The power held by the priests of Babylonia and Assyria was massive. They essentially controlled the life and death of the people.

And of the business side of this vast religious system:

And about the business aspect of this huge religious system:

The temples were the natural depositories of the legal archives, which in the course of centuries grew to veritably enormous proportions. Records were made of all decisions; the facts were set forth, and duly attested by witnesses. Business and marriage contracts, loans and deeds of sale were in like manner drawn up in the presence of official scribes, who were also priests. In this way all commercial transactions received the written sanction of the religious organization. The temples themselves—at least in the large centres—entered into business relations with the populace. In order to maintain the large household represented by such an organization as that of the temple of Enlil of Nippur, that of Ningirsu at Lagash, that of Marduk at Babylon, or that of Shamash at Sippar, large holdings of land were required which, cultivated by agents for the priests, or farmed out with stipulations for a goodly share of the produce, secured an income for the maintenance of the temple officials. The enterprise of the temples was expanded to the furnishing of loans at interest—in later periods, at 20%—to barter in slaves, to dealings in lands, besides engaging labor for work of all kinds directly needed for the temples. A large quantity of the business documents found in the temple archives are concerned with the business affairs of the temple, and we are justified in including the temples in the large centres as among the most important business institutions of the country. In financial or monetary transactions the position of the temples was not unlike that of national banks....

The temples were the primary repositories of legal archives, which grew to enormous sizes over the centuries. Records were kept of all decisions; the details were documented and certified by witnesses. Business and marriage contracts, loans, and deeds of sale were also prepared in front of official scribes who were also priests. This way, all commercial transactions received written approval from the religious organization. The temples themselves—especially in large centers—engaged in business with the public. To support the large operations represented by temples like Enlil of Nippur, Ningirsu at Lagash, Marduk at Babylon, or Shamash at Sippar, substantial land holdings were necessary. These lands were farmed by agents for the priests or rented out with agreements for a significant share of the produce, providing an income to sustain the temple officials. The temples expanded into providing loans at interest—later periods saw rates of up to 20%—trading in slaves, dealing in land, and hiring labor for various tasks directly needed by the temples. A significant number of the business documents found in the temple archives relate to the temple's business affairs, and we can fairly consider the temples in these large centers as some of the most important business institutions in the country. In financial transactions, the role of the temples was similar to that of national banks.

And so on. We may venture the guess that the learned professor said more in that last sentence than he himself intended, for his lectures were delivered in that temple of plutocracy, the University of Pennsylvania, and paid out of an endowment which specifies that "all polemical subjects shall be positively excluded!"

And so on. We might guess that the knowledgeable professor expressed more in that last sentence than he meant to, as his lectures took place in the wealthy environment of the University of Pennsylvania, funded by an endowment that clearly states, "all controversial topics must be strictly excluded!"





Prayer-wheels

These priestly empires exist in the world today. If we wish to find them we have only to ask ourselves: What countries are making no contribution to the progress of the race? What countries have nothing to give us, whether in art, science, or industry?

These priestly empires still exist in today's world. If we want to identify them, we just need to ask ourselves: Which countries aren't contributing to the progress of humanity? Which countries have nothing to offer us, whether it's in art, science, or industry?

For example, Gervaise tells us of the Talapoins, or priests of Siam, that "they are exempted from all public charges, they salute nobody, while everybody prostrates himself before them. They are maintained at the public expense." In the same way we read of the negroes of the Caribbean islands that "their priests and priestesses exercise an almost unlimited power." Miss Kingsley, in her "West African Studies", tells us that if we desire to understand the institutions of this district, we must study the native's religion.

For instance, Gervaise informs us about the Talapoins, or priests of Siam, that "they are free from all public duties, they don’t greet anyone, while everyone bows down to them. They are supported at the public’s expense." Similarly, we learn about the Black inhabitants of the Caribbean islands that "their priests and priestesses wield almost complete power." Miss Kingsley, in her "West African Studies," states that if we want to grasp the institutions of this region, we need to study the native religion.

For his religion has so firm a grasp upon his mind that it influences everything he does. It is not a thing apart, as the religion of the Europeans is at times. The African cannot say, "Oh, that is all right from a religious point of view, but one must be practical." To be practical, to get on in the world, to live the day and night through, he must be right in the religious point of view, namely, must be on working terms with the great world of spirits around him. The knowledge of this spirit world constitutes the religion of the African, and his customs and ceremonies arise from his idea of the best way to influence it.

For his religion has such a strong hold on his mind that it shapes everything he does. It's not something separate, as European religions can sometimes be. An African can't say, "Oh, that's fine from a religious perspective, but practicality is more important." To be practical, to succeed in life, to get through each day and night, he must be aligned with his religious beliefs, which means he has to be connected with the vast world of spirits surrounding him. Understanding this spirit world defines the African's religion, and his customs and rituals come from his understanding of how best to influence it.

Or consider Henry Savage Landor's account of Thibet:

Or check out Henry Savage Landor's description of Tibet:

In Lhassa and many other sacred places fanatical pilgrims make circumambulations, sometimes for miles and miles, and for days together, covering the entire distance lying flat upon their bodies.... From the ceiling of the temple hang hundreds of long strips, katas, offered by pilgrims to the temple, and becoming so many flying prayers when hung up—for mechanical praying in every way is prominent in Thibet.... Thus instead of having to learn by heart long and varied prayers, all you have to do is to stuff the entire prayer-book into a prayer-wheel, and revolve it while repeating as fast as you can four words meaning, "O God, the gem emerging from the lotus-flower.".... The attention of the pilgrims is directed to a large box, or often a big bowl, where they may deposit whatever offerings they can spare, and it must be said that their religious ideas are so strongly developed that they will dispose of a considerable portion of their money in this fashion.... The Lamas are very clever in many ways, and have a great hold over the entire country. They are ninety per cent of them unscrupulous scamps, depraved in every way and given to every sort of vice. So are the women Lamas. They live and sponge on the credulity and ignorance of the crowds; it is to maintain this ignorance, upon which their luxurious life depends, that foreign influence of every kind is strictly kept out of the country.

In Lhasa and many other holy places, devoted pilgrims walk around, sometimes for miles at a time and for days on end, covering the whole distance while lying flat on their stomachs.... From the ceiling of the temple hang hundreds of long strips called katas, offered by pilgrims to the temple, turning into countless flying prayers when hung up—because mechanical prayer is very common in Tibet.... Instead of memorizing long and varied prayers, all you need to do is put the entire prayer book into a prayer wheel and spin it while quickly repeating four words that mean, "O God, the gem emerging from the lotus flower.".... The pilgrims are directed to a large box or often a big bowl where they can drop any offerings they can spare, and it must be noted that their religious beliefs are so strong that they will part with a significant amount of their money in this way.... The Lamas are very clever in many respects and have a strong influence over the entire country. Ninety percent of them are unscrupulous scoundrels, corrupted in every possible way and prone to every kind of vice. The same goes for the women Lamas. They live off the credulity and ignorance of the masses; it is to preserve this ignorance, which supports their lavish lifestyle, that they keep all foreign influence strictly out of the country.





The Butcher-Gods

In this last sentence we have summed up the fundamental fact about institutionalized religion. Wherever belief and ritual have become the means of livelihood of a class, all innovation will of necessity be taken as an attack upon that class; it will be literally a crime—robbing the priests of their age-long privileges. And of course they will oppose the robber—using every weapon of terrorism, both of this world and the next. They will require the submission, not merely of their own people, but of their neighbors, and their jealousy of rival priestly castes will be a cause of wars. The story of the early days of mankind is a sickening record of torture and slaughter in the name of ten thousand butcher-gods.

In this last sentence, we have summed up the core truth about organized religion. Wherever belief and rituals have become the main source of income for a certain class, any form of innovation will inevitably be seen as a threat to that class; it will feel like a crime—taking away the long-standing privileges of the priests. Naturally, they will fight back against the attacker—using every means of intimidation, both in this life and the afterlife. They will demand obedience, not just from their own followers, but also from their neighbors, and their rivalry with competing priestly groups will lead to conflicts. The history of early humanity is a disturbing record of torture and violence committed in the name of countless ruthless gods.

Thus, for example, we read in the Hebrew religious records how the priests were engaged in establishing the prestige of a fetish called "the ark"; and how the people of one tribe violated this fetish and wakened the wrath of Jehovah, the god.

Thus, for example, we read in the Hebrew religious records how the priests were busy building the reputation of a sacred object called "the ark"; and how the people of one tribe disrespected this object and brought the anger of Jehovah, the god, upon themselves.

And he smote the men of Beth-shemesh, because they had looked into the ark of the Lord, even he smote of the people fifty thousand and three score and ten men; and the people lamented, because the Lord had smitten many of the people with a great slaughter. And the men of Beth-shemesh said, Who is able to stand before this holy Lord God?

And he struck down the people of Beth-shemesh because they had looked inside the ark of the Lord, killing fifty thousand and seventy men. The people mourned because the Lord had caused a significant loss among them. The men of Beth-shemesh asked, "Who can stand before this holy Lord God?"

This terrible old Hebrew divinity said of himself that he was "a jealous god". Throughout the time of his sway he issued through his ministers precise instructions for the most revolting cruelties, the extermination of whole nations of men, women and children, whose sole offense was that they did not pay tribute to Jehovah's priests. Thus, for example, the chief of his prophets, Moses, called the people together, and with all solemnity, and with many warnings, handed down ten commandments graven upon stone tablets; he went on to set forth how the people were to set upon and rob their neighbors, and gave them these blood-thirsty instructions:

This terrible old Hebrew god referred to himself as "a jealous god." During his reign, he sent his followers detailed orders for horrific acts, including the complete destruction of entire nations of men, women, and children, whose only crime was not paying tribute to Jehovah's priests. For instance, the leader of his prophets, Moses, gathered the people together and, with great solemnity and numerous warnings, delivered ten commandments carved on stone tablets; he then went on to explain how the people were to attack and rob their neighbors, giving them these bloodthirsty instructions:

When the Lord thy God shall bring thee into the land whither thou goest to possess it, and hath cast out many nations before thee, the Hittites, and the Girgashites, and the Amorites, and the Canaanites, and the Perizzites, and the Hivites, and the Jebusites, seven nations greater and mightier than thou; And when the Lord thy God shall deliver them before thee; thou shalt smite them, and utterly destroy them; thou shalt make no covenant with them, nor shew mercy unto them:... But thus shall ye deal with them; ye shall destroy their altars, and break down their images, and cut down their groves, and burn their graven images with fire. For thou art a holy people unto the Lord thy God: the Lord thy God hath chosen thee to be a special people unto himself, above all people that are upon the face of the earth.

When the Lord your God brings you into the land that you’re about to take possession of, and has driven out many nations before you—the Hittites, the Girgashites, the Amorites, the Canaanites, the Perizzites, the Hivites, and the Jebusites, seven nations that are stronger and mightier than you; and when the Lord your God gives them over to you, you must strike them down and completely destroy them. You must not make any agreements with them or show them mercy:... Instead, you will deal with them this way: you will destroy their altars, smash their sacred stones, chop down their wooden images, and burn their carved idols in the fire. For you are a holy people to the Lord your God: the Lord your God has chosen you to be His special people, above all the people on the earth.

The records of this Jehovah are full of similar horrors. He sent his chosen people out to destroy the Midianites, and they slew all the males, but this was not sufficient, and Moses was wroth, and commanded them to kill all the married women, and to take the single women "for themselves". We are told that sixteen thousand single women were spared, of whom "the Lord's tribute was thirty and two!" In the Book of Joshua we read that he had an interview with a supernatural personage called "the captain of the Lord's host", and how this captain had given to him a magic spell which would destroy the city of Jericho. The city should be accursed, "even it and all that are therein, to the Lord"; every living thing except one traitor-harlot was to be slaughtered, and all the wealth of the city reserved to the priestly caste. This was carried out to the letter, except that "Achan, the son of Carmi, the son of Zabdi, the son of Zerah, of the tribe of Judah, took of the accursed thing"—that is, he hid some gold and silver in his tent; whereupon the army met with a defeat, and everybody knew that something was wrong, and Joshua rent his clothes and fell to the earth upon his face before the ark of the Lord, and got another message from Jehovah, to the effect that the guilty man should be burned with fire, "he and all that he hath."

The records about this Jehovah are full of similar horrors. He sent his chosen people to wipe out the Midianites, and they killed all the males, but that wasn’t enough. Moses was angry and ordered them to kill all the married women and take the single women "for themselves." We’re told that sixteen thousand single women were spared, and "the Lord's tribute was thirty-two!" In the Book of Joshua, we read that he had a meeting with a supernatural figure called "the captain of the Lord's host," who gave him a magic spell to destroy the city of Jericho. The city was to be cursed, "even it and all that are therein, to the Lord"; every living thing except one traitor-harlot was to be killed, and all the wealth of the city was reserved for the priestly class. This was carried out exactly as commanded, except that "Achan, the son of Carmi, the son of Zabdi, the son of Zerah, of the tribe of Judah, took of the accursed thing"—he hid some gold and silver in his tent. Because of this, the army faced defeat, and everyone realized something was wrong. Joshua torn his clothes and fell on his face before the ark of the Lord, receiving another message from Jehovah that the guilty man should be burned with fire, "he and all that he hath."

And Joshua, and all Israel with him, took Achan the son of Zerah, and the silver, and the garment, and the wedge of gold, and his sons, and his daughters, and his oxen, and his asses, and his sheep, and his tent, and all that he had: and they brought them unto the Valley of Achor. And Joshua said, Why hast thou troubled us? the Lord shall trouble thee this day. And all Israel stoned him with stones, and burned them with fire, after they had stoned him with stones.

And Joshua, along with all of Israel, took Achan, the son of Zerah, along with the silver, the garment, the wedge of gold, his sons, his daughters, his oxen, his donkeys, his sheep, his tent, and everything he had. They brought them to the Valley of Achor. Joshua said, "Why have you caused us trouble? The Lord will bring trouble on you today." Then all of Israel stoned him with stones and burned him with fire after they had stoned him.

We have no means of knowing what was the character of the unfortunate inhabitants of the city of Jericho, nor of the Hittites and the Girgashites and the Amorites and all the rest of the victims of Jehovah. To be sure, we are told by the Hebrew priests that they sacrificed their children to their gods; but then, consider what we should believe about the Hebrew religion, if we took the word of rival priestly castes! Consider, for example, that in this twentieth century we saw an orthodox Jew tried in a Russian court of law for having made a sacrifice of Christian babies; nevertheless we know that the Jews represent a considerable part of the intelligence and idealism of Russia. We know in the same way that the Moors had most of the culture and all of the scientific knowledge of Spain; that the Huguenots had most of the conscience and industry of France; and we know that they were massacred or driven out to death by the priestly castes of the Middle Ages.

We have no way of knowing what the people of Jericho, as well as the Hittites, Girgashites, Amorites, and all the other victims of Jehovah, were really like. Sure, the Hebrew priests tell us that they sacrificed their children to their gods; but we have to think about what we would believe about the Hebrew religion if we only took the word of competing priestly groups! For instance, in this twentieth century, we saw an orthodox Jew tried in a Russian court for allegedly sacrificing Christian babies; still, we know that Jews contribute significantly to the intelligence and idealism of Russia. Similarly, we understand that the Moors held most of the culture and all of the scientific knowledge in Spain, and that the Huguenots were responsible for much of France's conscience and industry. Yet, they were either massacred or forced out to their deaths by the priestly groups of the Middle Ages.





The Holy Inquisition

Let us have one glimpse of the conditions in those mediaeval times, so that we may know what we ourselves have escaped. In the fifteenth century there was established in Europe the cult of a three-headed god, whose priests had won lordship over a continent. They were enormously wealthy, and unthinkably corrupt; they sold to the rich the license to commit every possible crime, and they held the poor in ignorance and degradation. Among the comparatively intelligent and freedom-loving people of Bohemia there arose a great reformer, John Huss, himself a priest, protesting against the corruptions of his order. They trapped him into their power by means of a "safe-conduct"—which they repudiated because no promise to a heretic could have validity. They found him guilty of having taught the hateful doctrine that a priest who committed crimes could not give absolution for the crimes of others; and they held an auto de fe—which means a "sentence of faith." As we read in Lea's "History of the Inquisition":

Let’s take a look at the conditions during those medieval times so we can understand what we have escaped. In the fifteenth century, Europe saw the rise of a three-headed god Cult, whose priests gained control over a continent. They were incredibly wealthy and shockingly corrupt; they sold the rich permission to commit every imaginable crime and kept the poor in ignorance and misery. Among the relatively educated and freedom-loving people of Bohemia, a great reformer named John Huss, who was also a priest, stood up against the corruption in his order. They ensnared him through a "safe-conduct"—which they later rejected because no promise made to a heretic could be valid. They found him guilty of teaching the outrageous idea that a priest who committed crimes couldn’t grant forgiveness for the crimes of others; and they held an auto de fe—which means a "sentence of faith." As we read in Lea's "History of the Inquisition":

The cathedral of Constance was crowded with Sigismund (the Emperor) and his nobles, the great officers of the empire with their insignia, the prelates in their splendid robes. While mass was sung, Huss, as an excommunicate, was kept waiting at the door; when brought in he was placed on an elevated bench by a table on which stood a coffer containing priestly vestments. After some preliminaries, including a sermon by the Bishop of Lodi, in which he assured Sigismund that the events of that day would confer on him immortal glory, the articles of which Huss was convicted were recited. In vain he protested that he believed in transubstantiation and in the validity of the sacrament in polluted hands. He was ordered to hold his tongue, and on his persisting the beadles were told to silence him, but in spite of this he continued to utter protests. The sentence was then read in the name of the council, condemning him both for his written errors and those which had been proven by witnesses. He was declared a pertinacious and incorrigible heretic who did not desire to return to the Church; his books were ordered to be burned, and himself to be degraded from the priesthood and abandoned to the secular court. Seven bishops arrayed him in priestly garb and warned him to recant while yet there was time. He turned to the crowd, and with broken voice declared that he could not confess the errors which he never entertained, lest he should lie to God, when the bishops interrupted him, crying that they had waited long enough, for he was obstinate in his heresy. He was degraded in the usual manner, stripped of his sacerdotal vestments, his fingers scraped; but when the tonsure was to be disposed of, an absurd quarrel arose among the bishops as to whether the head should be shaved with a razor or the tonsure be destroyed with scissors. Scissors won the day, and a cross was cut in his hair. Then on his head was placed a conical paper cap, a cubit in height, adorned with painted devils and the inscription, "This is the heresiarch."

The cathedral in Constance was packed with Sigismund (the Emperor) and his nobles, along with high-ranking officials from the empire wearing their insignia and the prelates in their elaborate robes. While mass was being sung, Huss, as an excommunicated person, was kept waiting at the door. When he was brought in, he was seated on a high bench by a table that held a box with priestly vestments. After some preliminaries, including a sermon from the Bishop of Lodi, who assured Sigismund that the events of that day would bring him eternal glory, the charges against Huss were read out. He protested that he believed in transubstantiation and the validity of the sacrament even in the hands of sinners, but he was told to be quiet. When he continued to speak up, the attendants were instructed to silence him, yet he kept protesting. The sentence was then read in the name of the council, condemning him for both his written errors and those proven by witnesses. He was declared a stubborn and unrepentant heretic who did not wish to return to the Church; his books were ordered to be burned, and he was to be stripped of the priesthood and handed over to the secular court. Seven bishops dressed him in priestly garments and warned him to repent while there was still time. He turned to the crowd, and with a shaky voice stated that he could not confess to errors he never held, as that would be lying to God. The bishops interrupted him, saying they had waited long enough since he was steadfast in his heresy. He was degraded in the usual manner, stripped of his priestly vestments, and his fingers were scraped. However, when it came time to address the tonsure, an absurd argument broke out among the bishops about whether to shave his head with a razor or to cut off the tonsure with scissors. The scissors prevailed, and a cross was cut into his hair. Then a conical paper cap about a cubit high, decorated with painted devils and the words, "This is the heresiarch," was placed on his head.

The place of execution was a meadow near the river, to which he was conducted by two thousand armed men, with Palsgrave Louis at their head, and a vast crowd, including many nobles, prelates, and cardinals. The route followed was circuitous, in order that he might be carried past the episcopal palace, in front of which his books were burning, whereat he smiled. Pity from man there was none to look for, but he sought comfort on high, repeating to himself, "Christ Jesus, Son of the living God, have mercy upon us!" and when he came in sight of the stake he fell on his knees and prayed. He was asked if he wished to confess, and said that he would gladly do so if there were space. A wide circle was formed, and Ulrich Schorand, who, according to custom, had been providently empowered to take advantage of final weakening, came forward, saying, "Dear sir and master, if you will recant your unbelief and heresy, for which you must suffer, I will willingly hear your confession; but if you will not, you know right well that, according to canon law, no one can administer the sacrament to a heretic." To this Huss answered, "It is not necessary: I am not a mortal sinner." His paper crown fell off and he smiled as his guards replaced it. He desired to take leave of his keepers, and when they were brought to him he thanked them for their kindness, saying that they had been to him rather brothers than jailers. Then he commenced to address the crowd in German, telling them that he suffered for errors which he did not hold, and he was cut short. When bound to the stake, two cartloads of fagots and straw were piled up around him, and the palsgrave and vogt for the last time adjured him to abjure. Even yet he could save himself, but only repeated that he had been convicted by false witnesses on errors never entertained by him. They clapped their hands and then withdrew, and the executioners applied the fire. Twice Huss was heard to exclaim, "Christ Jesus, Son of the living God, have mercy upon me!" then a wind springing up and blowing the flames and smoke into his face checked further utterances, but his head was seen to shake and his lips to move while one might twice or thrice recite a paternoster. The tragedy was over; the sorely-tried soul bad escaped from its tormentors, and the bitterest enemies of the reformer could not refuse to him the praise that no philosopher of old had faced death with more composure than he had shown in his dreadful extremity. No faltering of the voice had betrayed an internal struggle. Palsgrave Louis, seeing Huss's mantle on the arm of one of the executioners, ordered it thrown into the flames lest it should be reverenced as a relic, and promised the man to compensate him. With the same view the body was carefully reduced to ashes and thrown into the Rhine, and even the earth around the stake was dug up and carted off; yet the Bohemians long hovered around the spot and carried home fragments of the neighboring clay, which they reverenced as relies of their martyr. The next day thanks were returned to God in a solemn procession in which figured Sigismund and his queen, the princes and nobles, nineteen cardinals, two patriarchs, seventy-seven bishops, and all the clergy of the council. A few days later Sigismund, who had delayed his departure for Spain to see the matter concluded, left Constance, feeling that his work was done.

The execution site was a meadow by the river, where he was led by two thousand armed men, with Palsgrave Louis in front, along with a large crowd that included many nobles, prelates, and cardinals. They took a winding route to pass by the episcopal palace, where his books were burning, and he smiled at the sight. He found no pity from man but sought solace above, repeating to himself, "Christ Jesus, Son of the living God, have mercy upon us!" When he saw the stake, he fell to his knees and prayed. He was asked if he wanted to confess and said he would gladly do so if there was space. A wide circle formed, and Ulrich Schorand, who was customarily given the task of exploiting final weakness, approached and said, "Dear sir and master, if you recant your unbelief and heresy for which you must suffer, I will gladly hear your confession; but if you do not, you know well that, according to canon law, no one can administer the sacrament to a heretic." Huss replied, "It's not necessary: I am not a mortal sinner." His paper crown fell off, and he smiled as his guards replaced it. He wanted to say goodbye to his keepers, and when they were brought to him, he thanked them for their kindness, saying they had been more like brothers than jailers. He then began to speak to the crowd in German, telling them he was suffering for errors he did not hold, but was interrupted. When tied to the stake, two cartloads of firewood and straw were piled around him, and the palsgrave and vogt urged him one last time to recant. He could still save himself, but he only reiterated that he had been convicted by false witnesses for errors he never held. They clapped, then stepped back, and the executioners set the fire. Twice Huss was heard to shout, "Christ Jesus, Son of the living God, have mercy upon me!" Then a gust of wind blew the flames and smoke into his face, preventing further words, but his head shook and his lips moved as if he recited a prayer. The tragedy was over; his tortured soul had escaped from its tormentors, and even his fiercest enemies could not deny that no philosopher from the past had faced death with greater composure than he had shown in his dreadful moment. There was no quivering in his voice to betray an internal struggle. Palsgrave Louis, seeing Huss's mantle on one of the executioners, ordered it to be thrown into the flames so that it wouldn't be venerated as a relic, promising to compensate the man. To that end, they carefully reduced the body to ashes and threw them into the Rhine, even digging up the earth around the stake and carting it away; yet, the Bohemians lingered at the site, taking home bits of the surrounding clay, which they revered as relics of their martyr. The next day, thanks were given to God in a solemn procession that included Sigismund and his queen, princes and nobles, nineteen cardinals, two patriarchs, seventy-seven bishops, and all the council clergy. A few days later, Sigismund, who had postponed his departure for Spain to see the matter through, left Constance, feeling his work was complete.





Hell-Fire

If such a scene could be witnessed in the world today, it would only be in some remote and wholly savage place, such as the mountains of Hayti, or the Solomon Islands. It could no longer happen in any civilized country; the reason being, not any abatement of the pretensions of the priesthood, but solely the power of science, embodied in the physical arm of a secular State. The advance of that arm the church has fought systematically, in every country, and at every point. To quote Buckle: "A careful study of the history of religious toleration will prove that in every Christian country where it has been adopted, it has been forced upon the clergy by the authority of the secular classes." The wolf of superstition has been driven into its lair; but it has backed away snarling, and it still crouches, watching for a chance to spring. The Church which burned John Huss, which burned Giordano Bruno for teaching that the earth moves round the sun—that same church, in the name of the same three-headed god, sent out Francesco Ferrer to the firing-squad; if it does not do the same thing to the author of this book, it will be solely because of the police. Not being allowed to burn me here, the clergy will vent their holy indignation by sentencing me to eternal burning in a future world which they have created, and which they run to suit themselves.

If such a scene could be seen in the world today, it would only be in some remote and completely savage place, like the mountains of Haiti or the Solomon Islands. It could no longer happen in any civilized country; the reason is not a decrease in the claims of the priesthood, but purely the power of science, represented by the physical force of a secular State. The church has consistently fought against this power in every country and at every turn. To quote Buckle: "A careful study of the history of religious toleration will prove that in every Christian country where it has been adopted, it has been forced upon the clergy by the authority of the secular classes." The wolf of superstition has been driven into its lair; but it has retreated, growling, and it still crouches, waiting for a chance to pounce. The Church that burned John Huss, that burned Giordano Bruno for teaching that the earth revolves around the sun—that same church, in the name of the same three-headed god, sent out Francesco Ferrer to the firing squad; if it doesn’t do the same thing to the author of this book, it will solely be because of the police. Not being allowed to burn me here, the clergy will express their holy indignation by condemning me to eternal burning in a future world that they have created and manage to suit their own needs.

It is a fact, the significance of which cannot be exaggerated, that the measure of the civilization which any nation has attained is the extent to which it has curtailed the power of institutionalized religion. Those peoples which are wholly under the sway of the priesthood, such as Thibetans and Koreans, Siamese and Caribbeans, are peoples among whom the intellectual life does not exist. Farther in advance are Hindoos, and Turks, who are religious, but not exclusively. Still farther on the way are Spaniards and Irish; here, for example, is a flashlight of the Irish peasantry, given by one of their number, Patrick MacGill:

It’s a fact that can’t be overstated: the level of civilization a nation has achieved is reflected in how much it has limited the power of organized religion. People who are completely under the control of the priesthood, like the Tibetans, Koreans, Siamese, and Caribbeans, have little to no intellectual life. Further along the spectrum are Hindus and Turks, who are religious but not exclusively so. Even further are the Spaniards and Irish; for instance, here’s a glimpse of the Irish peasantry, shared by one of their own, Patrick MacGill:

The merchant was a great friend of the parish priest, who always told the people if they did not pay their debts they would burn for ever and ever in hell. "The fires of eternity will make you sorry for the debts that you did not pay," said the priest. "What is eternity?" he would ask in a solemn voice from the altar steps. "If a man tried to count the sands on the sea-shore and took a million years to count every single grain, how long would it take him to count them all? A long time, you'll say. But that time is nothing to eternity. Just think of it! Burning in hell while a man, taking a million years to count a grain of sand, counts all the sand on the sea-shore. And this because you did not pay Farley McKeown his lawful debts, his lawful debts within the letter of the law." That concluding phrase, "within the letter of the law," struck terror into all who listened, and no one, maybe not even the priest himself, knew what it meant.

The merchant was a close friend of the parish priest, who constantly warned the people that if they didn’t pay their debts, they would burn forever in hell. "The fires of eternity will make you regret the debts you didn’t pay," the priest would declare. "What is eternity?" he would ask solemnly from the altar steps. "If a man tried to count the grains of sand on the beach and took a million years to count each one, how long would it take him to count them all? A long time, you might say. But that time is nothing compared to eternity. Just think about it! Burning in hell while a man, taking a million years to count a single grain of sand, counts all the sand on the shore. And this is all because you didn’t pay Farley McKeown his rightful debts, his lawful debts according to the law." That final phrase, "according to the law," terrified everyone listening, and no one, maybe not even the priest himself, understood what it truly meant.

There is light in Ireland to-day, and hope for an Irish culture; the thing to be noted is that it comes from two movements, one for agricultural co-operation and the other for political independence—both of them definitely and specifically non-religious. This same thing has been true of the movements which have helped on happier nations, such as the republics of France and America, which have put an end to the power of the priestly caste to take property by force, and to dominate the mind of the child without its parents' consent.

There is light in Ireland today and hope for Irish culture; it's important to note that it arises from two movements, one for agricultural cooperation and the other for political independence—both clearly and specifically non-religious. This has also been true for the movements that have supported happier nations, like the republics of France and America, which have ended the ability of the priestly class to seize property by force and to control a child's mind without the parents' consent.

This is as far as any nation has so far gone; it has apparently not yet occurred to any legislature that the State may owe a duty to the child to protect its mind from being poisoned, even though it has the misfortune to be born of poisoned parents. It is still permitted that parents should terrify their little ones with images of a personal devil and a hell of eternal brimstone and sulphur; it is permitted to found schools for the teaching of devil-doctrines; it is permitted to organize gigantic campaigns and systematically to infect whole cities full of men, women and children with hell-fire phobias. In the American city where I write one may see gatherings of people sunk upon their knees, even rolling on the ground in convulsions, moaning, sobbing, screaming to be delivered from such torments. I open my morning paper and read of the arrest of five men and seven women in Los Angeles, members of a sect known as the "Church of the Living God", upon a charge of having disturbed the peace of their neighbors. The police officers testified that the accused claimed to be possessed of the divine spirit, and that as signs of this possession they "crawled on the floor, grunted like pigs and barked like dogs." There were "other acts, even more startling", about which the newspapers did not go into details. And again, a week or two later, I read how a woman has been heard screaming, and found tied to a bedpost, being whipped by a man. She belonged to a religious sect which had found her guilty of witchcraft. Another woman was about to shoot her, but this woman's nerve failed, and the "high priest" was called in, who decreed a whipping. The victim explained to the police that she would have deserved to be whipped had she really been a witch, but a mistake had been made—it was another woman who was the witch. And again in the Los Angeles "Times" I read a perfectly serious news item, telling how a certain man awakened one morning, and found on his pillow where his head had lain a perfect reproduction of the head of Christ with its crown of thorns. He called in his neighbors to witness the miracle, and declared that while he was not superstitious, he knew that such a thing could not have happened by chance, and he knew what it was intended to signify—he would buy more Liberty Bonds and be more ardent in his support of the war!

This is as far as any nation has gone so far; it hasn’t yet occurred to any lawmakers that the State might owe a responsibility to protect children from having their minds poisoned, even if they’re unfortunate enough to be born to toxic parents. Parents are still allowed to frighten their little ones with images of a personal devil and a hell filled with eternal fire and brimstone; it’s acceptable to create schools to teach these devilish doctrines; it’s allowed to organize massive campaigns that systematically instill fears of hellfire in entire cities full of men, women, and children. In the American city where I’m writing, you can see groups of people kneeling down, some even rolling on the ground in convulsions, moaning, sobbing, screaming to be freed from such torments. I open my morning paper and read about the arrest of five men and seven women in Los Angeles, members of a group called the "Church of the Living God," charged with disturbing their neighbors. The police testified that the accused claimed to be filled with the divine spirit, and as proof of this possession, they "crawled on the floor, grunted like pigs, and barked like dogs." There were "other acts, even more shocking," but the newspapers didn’t go into detail. A week or two later, I read about a woman who was heard screaming and found tied to a bedpost, being whipped by a man. She belonged to a religious group that declared her guilty of witchcraft. Another woman was about to shoot her, but she lost her nerve, so the "high priest" was called in and ordered a whipping. The victim told the police that she would have deserved to be whipped if she had actually been a witch, but a mistake had been made—it was another woman who was the witch. Again, in the Los Angeles "Times," I read a serious news piece about a man who woke up one morning to find a perfect replica of Christ’s head with its crown of thorns on his pillow where his head had been. He called his neighbors to witness the miracle and declared that while he wasn’t superstitious, he knew such a thing couldn’t have happened by chance, and he understood what it meant—he would buy more Liberty Bonds and support the war even more passionately!

And this is the world in which our scientists and men of culture think that the battle of the intellect is won, and that it is no longer necessary to spend our energies in fighting "Religion!"

And this is the world where our scientists and intellectuals believe that the battle of ideas has been won, and that it’s no longer necessary to waste our energy fighting against "Religion!"





BOOK TWO — The Church of Good Society

 Within the House of Mammon his priesthood stands alert
  By mysteries attended, by dusk and splendors girt,
 Knowing, for faiths departed, his own shall still endure,
  And they be found his chosen, untroubled, solemn, sure.

 Within the House of Mammon the golden altar lifts
  Where dragon-lamps are shrouded as costly incense drifts—
 A dust of old ideals, now fragrant from the coals,
  To tell of hopes long-ended, to tell the death of souls
                                    Sterling.
Within the House of Mammon, his priesthood is on guard,  
Surrounded by mysteries, cloaked in twilight and grandeur,  
Knowing that while other faiths may fade, his will last,  
And those who remain are his chosen ones, calm, serious, and steadfast.  

In the House of Mammon, the golden altar rises,  
Where dragon lamps are covered as expensive incense wafts—  
A residue of old ideals, now fragrant from the embers,  
To speak of hopes that have long ended, to mark the end of souls.  
                                    Sterling.

The Rain Makers

The Rainmakers

I begin with the Church of Good Society, because it happens to be the Church in which I was brought up. Reading this statement, some of my readers suspected me of snobbish pride. I search my heart; yes, it brings a hidden thrill that as far back as I can remember I knew this atmosphere of urbanity, that twice every Sunday those melodious and hypnotizing incantations were chanted in my childish ears! I take up the book of ritual, done in aristocratic black leather with gold lettering, and the old worn volume brings me strange stirrings of recollected awe. But I endeavor to repress these vestigial emotions and to see the volume—not as a message from God to Good Society, but as a landmark of man's age-long struggle against myth and dogma used as a source of income and a shield to privilege.

I start with the Church of Good Society because it's the Church where I grew up. After reading this, some of you might think I’m showing off my upbringing. I check my feelings; yes, there’s a hidden excitement in knowing I've been surrounded by this urban vibe for as long as I can remember, that twice every Sunday those beautiful and captivating rituals filled my ears as a child! I pick up the ritual book, covered in elegant black leather with gold lettering, and the old, worn book stirs up strange feelings of nostalgia. But I try to push these lingering emotions aside and view the book—not as a divine message to Good Society, but as a symbol of humanity’s long battle against myths and doctrines that have been used to make money and protect privilege.

In the beginning, of course, the priest and the magician ruled the field. But today, as I examine this "Book of Common Prayer", I discover that there is at least one spot out of which he has been cleared entirely; there appears no prayer to planets to stand still, or to comets to go away. The "Church of Good Society" has discovered astronomy! But if any astronomer attributes this to his instruments with their marvelous accuracy, let him at least stop to consider my "economic interpretation" of the phenomenon—the fact that the heavenly bodies affect the destinies of mankind so little that there has not been sufficient emolument to justify the priest in holding on to his job as astrologer.

In the beginning, of course, the priest and the magician were in charge. But today, as I look at this "Book of Common Prayer," I see that there’s at least one area where he has completely disappeared; there’s no prayer asking planets to stop moving or comets to leave. The "Church of Good Society" has figured out astronomy! But if any astronomer thinks this is all thanks to their amazing tools, they should at least consider my "economic interpretation" of this situation—the reality that celestial bodies have such a small impact on human destinies that there's not enough reward to keep the priest employed as an astrologer.

But when you come to the field of meteorology, what a difference! Has any utmost precision of barometer been able to drive the priest out of his prerogatives as rainmaker? Not even in the most civilized of countries; not in that most decorous and dignified of institutions, the Protestant Episcopal Church of America! I study with care the passage wherein the clergyman appears as controller of the fate of crops. I note a chastened caution of phraseology; the church will not repeat the experience of the sorcerer's apprentice, who set the demons to bringing water, and then could not make them stop! The spell invokes "moderate rain and showers"; and as an additional precaution there is a counter-spell against "excessive rains and floods": the weather-faucet being thus under exact control.

But when it comes to meteorology, what a difference! Has any precise barometer been able to push the priest out of his role as a rainmaker? Not even in the most civilized countries; not in that most respectable and dignified institution, the Protestant Episcopal Church of America! I closely examine the part where the clergyman acts as the one who controls the fate of crops. I notice a careful choice of words; the church won't repeat the experience of the sorcerer's apprentice, who commanded the demons to bring water and then couldn’t make them stop! The spell calls for "moderate rain and showers"; and as an extra precaution, there's a counter-spell against "excessive rains and floods": the weather faucet being thus under precise control.

I turn the pages of this "Book of Common Prayer", and note the remnants of magic which it contains. There are not many of the emergencies of life with which the priest is not authorized to deal; not many natural phenomena for which he may not claim the credit. And in case anything should have been overlooked, there is a blanket order upon Providence: "Graciously hear us, that those evils which the craft or subtilty of the devil or man worketh against us, be brought to nought!" I am reminded of the idea which haunted my childhood, reading fairy-stories about the hero who was allowed three wishes that would come true. I could never understand why the hero did not settle the matter once for all—by wishing that everything he wished might come true!

I flip through this "Book of Common Prayer" and notice the remnants of magic it holds. There aren't many life situations the priest isn't allowed to handle; there aren't many natural events for which he can't take credit. And just in case anything has been missed, there's a blanket request to Providence: "Graciously hear us, that those evils which the craft or subtlety of the devil or man work against us, be brought to nothing!" It reminds me of the idea that haunted my childhood, reading fairy tales about the hero who was given three wishes that would come true. I could never understand why the hero didn't just wish everything he wanted would come true all at once!

Most of these incantations are harmless, and some are amiable; but now and then you come upon one which is sinister in its implications. The volume before me happens to be of the Church of England, which is even more forthright in its confronting of the Great Magic. Many years ago I remember talking with an English army officer, asking how he could feel sure of his soldiers in case of labor strikes; did it never occur to him that the men had relatives among the workers, and might some time refuse to shoot them? His answer was that he was aware of it, the military had worked out its technique with care. He would never think of ordering his men to fire upon a mob in cold blood; he would first start the spell of discipline to work, he would march them round the block, and get them in the swing, get their blood moving to military music; then, when he gave the order, in they would go. I have never forgotten the gesture, the animation with which he illustrated their going—I could hear the grunting of bayonets in the flesh of men. The social system prevailing in England has made necessary the perfecting of such military technique; also, you discover, English piety has made necessary the providing of a religious sanction for it. After the job has been done, and the bayonets have been wiped clean, the company is marched to church, and the officer kneels in his family pew, and the privates kneel with the parlor-maids, and the clergyman raises his hands to heaven and intones: "We bless thy Holy Name, that it hath pleased Thee to appease the seditious tumults which have been lately raised up among us!"

Most of these spells are harmless, and some are friendly; but every now and then, you come across one that has darker implications. The book in front of me happens to be from the Church of England, which is even more direct in facing the Great Magic. Many years ago, I remember talking with an English army officer, asking how he could be sure about his soldiers in case of labor strikes; didn’t it ever occur to him that the men might have relatives among the workers and might refuse to shoot them? His answer was that he was aware of this, and the military had carefully developed its techniques. He would never dream of ordering his men to fire on a crowd without reason; instead, he would first invoke the spell of discipline, march them around the block to get them in the rhythm, get their blood pumping to military music; then, when he gave the command, they would charge in. I’ve never forgotten the gesture, the energy with which he demonstrated their advance—I could almost hear the sound of bayonets piercing flesh. The social system in England has made the refinement of such military techniques necessary; furthermore, you find that English piety has made it essential to provide a religious justification for it. After the act is done, and the bayonets are cleaned, the company is marched to church, and the officer kneels in his family pew while the privates kneel with the maids, and the clergyman raises his hands to heaven and intones: “We bless Thy Holy Name, that it hath pleased Thee to appease the seditious tumults which have been lately raised up among us!”

And sometimes the clergyman does more than bless the killers—he even takes part in their bloody work. In the Home Office Records of the British Government I read (vol 40, page 17) how certain miners were on strike against low wages and the "truck" system, and the Vicar of Abergavenny put himself at the head of the yeomanry and the Greys. He wrote the Home Office a lively account of his military operations. All that remained was to apprehend certain of the strikers, "and then I shall be able to return to my Clerical duties." Later he wrote of the "sinister influences" which kept the miners from returning to their work, and how he had put half a dozen of the most obstinate in prison.

And sometimes the clergyman does more than bless the killers—he even gets involved in their violent actions. In the Home Office Records of the British Government, I read (vol 40, page 17) about how certain miners were on strike against low wages and the "truck" system, and the Vicar of Abergavenny led the yeomanry and the Greys. He sent the Home Office a detailed account of his military actions. All that was left was to capture some of the strikers, "and then I shall be able to return to my clerical duties." Later, he talked about the "sinister influences" that prevented the miners from going back to work and mentioned how he had imprisoned half a dozen of the most stubborn ones.





The Babylonian Fire-god

So we come to the most important of the functions of the tribal god, as an ally in war, an inspirer to martial valour. When in ancient Babylonia you wished to overcome your enemies, you went to the shrine of the Firegod, and with awful rites the priest pronounced incantations, which have been preserved on bricks and handed down for the use of modern churches. "Pronounce in a whisper, and have a bronze image therewith," commands the ancient text, and runs on for many strophes in this fashion:

So we arrive at the most crucial role of the tribal god, as a supporter in battle, a motivator for courage in war. In ancient Babylonia, if you wanted to defeat your foes, you went to the shrine of the Firegod. The priest performed terrifying rituals and recited incantations, which have been recorded on bricks and passed down for use in modern churches. "Speak softly, and have a bronze image present," says the ancient text, continuing on for many stanzas like this:

      Let them die, but let me live!
      Let them be put under a ban, but let me prosper!
      Let them perish, but let me increase!
      Let them become weak, but let me wax strong!
      O, fire-god, mighty, exalted among the gods,
      Thou art the god, thou art my lord, etc.
      Let them die, but let me live!  
      Let them be punished, but let me succeed!  
      Let them perish, but let me thrive!  
      Let them grow weak, but let me grow strong!  
      Oh, fire god, powerful, exalted among the gods,  
      You are the god, you are my lord, etc.  

This was in heathen Babylon, some three thousand years ago. Since then, the world has moved on—

This was in ancient Babylon, about three thousand years ago. Since then, the world has moved on—

 Three thousand years of war and peace and glory,
      Of hope and work and deeds and golden schemes,
  Of mighty voices raised in song and story,
Of huge inventions and of splendid dreams—
Three thousand years of conflict and tranquility and honor,  
      Of hope and effort and actions and bright ideas,  
  Of powerful voices lifted in song and narrative,  
Of great inventions and magnificent dreams—

And in one of the world's leading nations the people stand up and bare their heads, and sing to their god to save their king and punish those who oppose him—

And in one of the world's top countries, the people rise and take off their hats, singing to their god to save their king and punish those who oppose him—

 O Lord our God, arise,  Scatter his enemies,
      And make them fall;
  Confound their politics,
  Frustrate their knavish tricks,
  On him our hopes we fix,
      God save us all.
 O Lord our God, rise up,  
      Scatter his enemies,  
      And let them fall;  
  Confuse their schemes,  
  Thwart their deceitful tricks,  
  On him we place our hopes,  
      God save us all.  

Recently, I understand, it has become the custom to omit this stanza from the English national anthem; but it is clear that this is because of its crudity of expression, not because of objection to the idea of praying to a god to assist one nation and injure others; for the same sentiment is expressed again and again in the most carefully edited of prayer-books:

Recently, I understand, it's become common to leave this stanza out of the English national anthem; but it's obvious that this is due to its rough phrasing, not because people object to the idea of asking a god to help one nation while harming others; because the same sentiment is repeatedly expressed in the most polished prayer books:

Abate their pride, assuage their malice, and confound their devices. Defend us, Thy humble servants, in all assaults of our enemies. Strengthen him (the King) that he may vanquish and overcome all his enemies. There is none other that fighteth for us, but only Thou, O God.

Abate their pride, calm their malice, and confuse their schemes. Protect us, Your humble servants, in all attacks from our enemies. Strengthen him (the King) so he can defeat and overcome all his enemies. There is no one else who fights for us, only You, O God.

Prayers such as these are pronounced in every so-called civilized nation today. Behind every battle-line in Europe you may see the priests of the Babylonian Fire-god with their bronze images and their ancient incantations; you may see magic spells being wrought, magic standards sanctified, magic bread eaten and magic wine drunk, fetishes blessed and hoodoos lifted, eternity ransacked to find means of inciting soldiers to the mood where they will "go in". Throughout all civilization, the phobias and manias of war have thrown the people back into the toils of the priest, and that church which tortured Galileo in the dungeons of the Inquisition, and shot Ferrier beneath the walls of the fortress of Montjuich, is rejoicing in a "rebirth of religion".

Prayers like these are spoken in every so-called civilized nation today. Behind every battle line in Europe, you can see the priests of the Babylonian Fire-god with their bronze idols and their ancient chants; you can see spells being cast, sacred banners blessed, holy bread eaten, and sacred wine drunk, charms consecrated, and curses lifted, eternity searched for ways to get soldiers into the mindset to "go in." Throughout all of civilization, the fears and obsessions of war have pushed people back into the grip of the priesthood, and that church which tortured Galileo in the Inquisition's dungeons and executed Ferrier by the fortress walls of Montjuich is celebrating a "rebirth of religion."





The Medicine-men

Andrew D. White tells us that

Andrew D. White tells us that

It was noted that in the 14th century, after the great plague, the Black Death, had passed, an immensely increased proportion of the landed and personal property of every European country was in the hands of the Church. Well did a great ecclesiastic remark that "pestilences are the harvests of the ministers of God."

It was observed that in the 14th century, after the devastating plague known as the Black Death had passed, a significantly larger share of the land and personal property in every European country was owned by the Church. A prominent church leader wisely noted that "pestilences are the harvests of the ministers of God."

And so naturally the clergy hold on to their prerogative as banishers of epidemics. Who knows what day the Lord may see fit to rebuke the upstart teachers of impious and atheistical inoculation, and scourge the people back into His fold as in the good old days of Moses and Aaron? Viscount Amberley, in his immensely learned and half-suppressed work, "The Analysis of Religious Belief", quotes some missionaries to the Fiji islanders, concerning the ideas of these benighted heathen on the subject of a pestilence. It was the work of a "disease-maker", who was burning images of the people with incantations; so they blew horns to frighten this disease-maker from his spells. The missionaries undertook to explain the true cause of the affliction—and thereby revealed that they stood upon the same intellectual level as the heathen they were supposed to instruct! It appeared that the natives had been at war with their neighbors, and the missionaries had commanded them to desist; they had refused to obey, and God had sent the epidemic as punishment for savage presumption!

And so it’s no surprise that the clergy cling to their right to drive away epidemics. Who knows when the Lord might decide to punish the rebellious teachers of impious and atheistic vaccination, bringing the people back into His fold like in the good old days of Moses and Aaron? Viscount Amberley, in his deeply scholarly and somewhat hidden work, "The Analysis of Religious Belief," quotes some missionaries to the Fiji islanders about these unenlightened heathens’ views on pestilence. They believed it was the work of a "disease-maker" who was burning effigies of the people through spells; so they blew horns to scare this disease-maker away. The missionaries tried to explain the real cause of the outbreak—and in doing so, showed that they were on the same intellectual level as the very people they were meant to teach! It turned out the natives had been at war with their neighbors, and the missionaries had ordered them to stop; they refused to listen, and God sent the epidemic as punishment for their savage arrogance!

And on precisely this same Fijian level stands the "Book of Common Prayer" of our most decorous and cultured of churches. I remember as a little child lying on a bed of sickness, occasioned by the prevalence in our home of the Southern custom of hot bread three times a day; and there came an amiable clerical gentleman and recited the service proper to such pastoral calls: "Take therefore in good part the visitation of the Lord!" And again, when my mother was ill, I remember how the clergyman read out in church a prayer for her, specifying all sickness, "in mind, body or estate". I was thinking only of my mother, and the meaning of these words passed over my childish head; I did not realize that the elderly plutocrat in black broadcloth who knelt in the pew in front of me was invoking the aid of the Almighty so that his tenements might bring in their rentals promptly; so that his little "flyer" in cotton might prove successful; so that the children in his mills might work with greater speed.

And on exactly the same level in Fiji sits the "Book of Common Prayer" of our most proper and cultured churches. I remember being a little kid, lying in bed sick, which was caused by our Southern custom of having hot bread three times a day; then an amiable clergyman came and recited the service meant for such pastoral visits: "Take therefore in good part the visitation of the Lord!" Later, when my mom was sick, I remember how the clergyman read a prayer for her in church, mentioning all kinds of illnesses, "in mind, body or estate." I was only thinking about my mom, and the meaning of those words went over my head; I didn’t realize that the elderly wealthy man in black who knelt in front of me was asking for God's help so that his rental properties would collect their payments on time; so that his little cotton business would succeed; so that the children in his factories would work faster.

Somebody asked Voltaire if you could kill a cow by incantations, and he answered, "Yes, if you use a little strychnine with it." And that would seem to be the attitude of the present-day Anglican church-member; he calls in the best physician he knows, he makes sure that his plumbing is sound, and after that he thinks it can do no harm to let the Lord have a chance. It makes the women happy, and after all, there are a lot of things we don't yet know about the world. So he repairs to the family pew, and recites over the venerable prayers, and contributes his mite to the maintenance of an institution which, fourteen Sundays every year, proclaims the terrifying menaces of the Athanasian Creed:

Somebody asked Voltaire if you could kill a cow with spells, and he replied, "Yes, if you add a little strychnine to it." That seems to reflect the mindset of today’s Anglican church member; they call in the best doctor they can find, ensure their plumbing is in good shape, and after that, they feel it can't hurt to give the Lord a chance. It makes the women happy, and there are still many things we don’t understand about the world. So, they head to the family pew, recite the familiar prayers, and contribute their share to support an institution that, fourteen Sundays a year, announces the frightening threats of the Athanasian Creed:

Whoever will be saved, before all things it is necessary that he hold the Catholick faith. Which faith, except one do keep whole and undefiled; without doubt he shall perish everlastingly.

Whoever wants to be saved must first hold the Catholic faith. And if someone doesn't keep that faith whole and pure, they will undoubtedly perish forever.

For the benefit of the uninitiated reader, it may be explained that the "Catholick faith" here referred to is not the Roman Catholic, but that of the Church of England and the Protestant Episcopal Church of America. This creed of the ancient Alexandrian lays down the truth with grim and menacing precision—forty-four paragraphs of metaphysical minutiae, closing with the final doom: "This is the Catholick faith: which except a man believe faithfully, he cannot be saved."

For the sake of readers who might not be familiar, it’s important to clarify that the "Catholic faith" mentioned here is not the Roman Catholic Church, but rather that of the Church of England and the Protestant Episcopal Church of America. This creed from ancient Alexandria states the truth with strict and intimidating clarity—forty-four paragraphs of detailed metaphysical specifics, ending with the ultimate verdict: "This is the Catholic faith: which unless a person believes faithfully, they cannot be saved."

You see, the founders of this august institution were not content with cultured complacency; what they believed they believed really, with their whole hearts, and they were ready to act upon it, even if it meant burning their own at the stake. Also, they knew the ceaseless impulse of the mind to grow; the terrible temptation which confronts each new generation to believe that which is reasonable. They met the situation by setting out the true faith in words which no one could mistake. They have provided, not merely the Creed of Athanasius, but also the "Thirty-nine Articles"—which are thirty-nine separate and binding guarantees that one who holds orders in the Episcopal Church shall be either a man of inferior mentality, or else a sophist and hypocrite. How desperate some of them have become in the face of this cruel dilemma is illustrated by the tale which is told of Dr. Jowett, of Balliol College, Oxford: that when he was required to recite the "Apostle's Creed" in public, he would save himself by inserting the words "used" between the words "I believe", saying the inserted words under his breath, thus, "I used to believe in the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost." Perhaps the eminent divine never did this; but the fact that his students told it, and thought it funny, is sufficient indication of their attitude toward their "Religion." The son of William George Ward tells in his biography how this leader of the "Tractarian Movement" met the problem with cynicism which seems almost sublime: "Make yourself clear that you are justified in deception; and then lie like a trooper!"

You see, the founders of this esteemed institution weren’t satisfied with just being cultured; they truly believed in their convictions, wholeheartedly, and were prepared to take action, even if it meant facing severe consequences. They understood the constant drive of the mind to evolve and the overwhelming temptation for each new generation to accept what seems reasonable. They tackled this challenge by clearly stating their core beliefs in a way that left no room for misunderstanding. They provided not only the Creed of Athanasius but also the "Thirty-nine Articles," which serve as thirty-nine specific and enforceable guarantees that anyone holding a position in the Episcopal Church will either be less intelligent or a deceiver and hypocrite. The lengths some of them have gone to in facing this harsh predicament is captured by a story about Dr. Jowett from Balliol College, Oxford: when he was required to recite the "Apostle's Creed" in public, he would save himself by inserting the word "used" between "I believe," murmuring it under his breath as, "I used to believe in the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost." Whether or not the esteemed clergyman actually did this isn’t the point; the fact that his students shared this story and found it humorous indicates their view of their "Religion." William George Ward's son recounts in his biography how this leader of the "Tractarian Movement" approached the issue with a cynicism that feels almost profound: "Make sure you convince yourself that deceit is justified; then lie like hell!"





The Canonization of Incompetence

The supreme crime of the church to-day is that everywhere and in all its operations and influences it is on the side of sloth of mind; that it banishes brains, it sanctifies stupidity, it canonizes incompetence. Consider the power of the Church of England and its favorite daughter here in America; consider their prestige with the press and in politics, their hold upon literature and the arts, their control of education and the minds of children, of charity and the lives of the poor: consider all this, and then say what it means to society that such a power must be, in every new issue that arises, on the side of reaction and falsehood. "So it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be," runs the church's formula; and this per se and a priori, of necessity and in the nature of the case.

The biggest issue with the church today is that it consistently supports laziness of thought in all its actions and influences; it dismisses intelligence, glorifies ignorance, and promotes incompetence. Think about the influence of the Church of England and its leading supporter here in America; consider their impact on the media and politics, their grip on literature and the arts, their sway over education and the minds of children, their role in charity and the lives of the less fortunate: reflect on all this, and then consider what it means for society that such a powerful entity is always on the side of reaction and falsehood whenever new issues arise. "As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be," is the church's mantra; and this, by its very nature, is unavoidable and inherent to its existence.

Turn over the pages of history and read the damning record of the church's opposition to every advance in every field of science, even the most remote from theological concern. Here is the Reverend Edward Massey, preaching in 1772 on "The Dangerous and Sinful Practice of Inoculation"; declaring that Job's distemper was probably confluent small-pox; that he had been inoculated doubtless by the devil; that diseases are sent by Providence for the punishment of sin; and that the proposed attempt to prevent them is "a diabolical operation". Here are the Scotch clergy of the middle of the nineteenth century denouncing the use of chloroform in obstetrics, because it is seeking "to avoid one part of the primeval curse on woman". Here is Bishop Wilberforce of Oxford anathematizing Darwin: "The principle of natural selection is absolutely incompatible with the word of God"; it "contradicts the revealed relation of creation to its creator"; it "is inconsistent with the fulness of His glory"; it is "a dishonoring view of nature". And the Bishop settled the matter by asking Huxley whether he was descended from an ape through his grandmother or grandfather.

Turn the pages of history and read the troubling record of the church's opposition to every advancement in every area of science, even those far removed from theological issues. Here’s Reverend Edward Massey, preaching in 1772 about "The Dangerous and Sinful Practice of Inoculation"; claiming that Job's affliction was probably severe smallpox; that he was likely inoculated by the devil; that diseases are sent by Providence to punish sin; and that the effort to prevent them is "a diabolical operation." Here are the Scottish clergy of the mid-nineteenth century condemning the use of chloroform in childbirth because it tries "to escape one part of the original curse on woman." Here is Bishop Wilberforce of Oxford cursing Darwin: "The principle of natural selection is completely incompatible with the word of God"; it "contradicts the revealed relationship between creation and its creator"; it "is inconsistent with the fullness of His glory"; it offers "a dishonoring view of nature." And the Bishop concluded the discussion by asking Huxley if he was descended from an ape through his grandmother or grandfather.

Think what it means, friends of progress, that these ecclesiastical figures should be set up for the reverence of the populace, and that every time mankind is to make an advance in power over Nature, the pioneers of thought have to come with crow-bars and derricks and heave these figures out of the way! And you think that conditions are changed to-day? But consider syphilis and gonorrhea, about which we know so much, and can do almost nothing; consider birth-control, which we are sent to jail for so much as mentioning! Consider the divorce reforms for which the world is crying—and for which it must wait, because of St. Paul! Realize that up to date it has proven impossible to persuade the English Church to permit a man to marry his deceased wife's sister! That when the war broke upon England the whole nation was occupied with a squabble over the disestablishment of the church of Wales! Only since 1888 has it been legally possible for an unbeliever to hold a seat in Parliament; while up to the present day men are tried for blasphemy and convicted under the decisions of Lord Hale, to the effect that "it is a crime either to deny the truth of the fundamental doctrines of the Christian religion or to hold them up to contempt or ridicule." Said Mr. justice Horridge, at the West Riding Assizes, 1911: "A man is not free in any public place to use common ridicule on subjects which are sacred."

Think about what it means, friends of progress, that these religious figures are set up for the public to revere, and that every time humanity is supposed to take a step forward in controlling Nature, the pioneers of thought have to come in with crowbars and hoists to move these figures out of the way! And you think things are different today? But look at syphilis and gonorrhea, which we understand a lot about yet can do nearly nothing to combat; think about birth control, for which we can end up in jail just for mentioning! Reflect on the divorce reforms that the world is desperately calling for—and has to wait for, thanks to St. Paul! Recognize that, to this day, it's been impossible to convince the Church of England to allow a man to marry his deceased wife's sister! When the war hit England, the entire nation was caught up in an argument about whether to disestablish the church in Wales! It was only since 1888 that it's been legally possible for a non-believer to sit in Parliament; even now, people are put on trial for blasphemy and convicted based on Lord Hale's rulings, which state that "it is a crime either to deny the truth of the fundamental doctrines of the Christian religion or to hold them up to contempt or ridicule." Mr. Justice Horridge said at the West Riding Assizes in 1911: "A man is not free in any public place to use common ridicule on subjects that are sacred."

The purpose, as outlined by the public prosecutor in London, is "to preserve the standard of outward decency." And you will find that the one essential to prosecution is always that the victim shall be obscure and helpless; never by any chance is he a duke in a drawing-room. I will record an utterance of one of the obscure victims of the British "standard of outward decency", a teacher of mathematics named Holyoake, who presumed to discuss in a public hall the starvation of the working classes of the country. A preacher objected that he had discussed "our duty to our neighbor" and neglected "our duty to God"; whereupon the lecturer replied: "Our national Church and general religious institutions cost us, upon accredited computation, about twenty million pounds annually. Worship being thus expensive, I appeal to your heads and your pockets whether we are not too poor to have a God. While our distress lasts, I think it would be wise to put deity upon half pay." And for that utterance the unfortunate teacher of mathematics served six months in the common Gaol at Gloucester!

The purpose, as stated by the public prosecutor in London, is “to maintain the standard of public decency.” You'll notice that the one key requirement for prosecution is that the victim must always be someone obscure and vulnerable; they're never a duke in a drawing-room. I’ll share a statement from one of the obscure victims of the British “standard of public decency,” a math teacher named Holyoake, who dared to talk about the starvation of the working class in a public hall. A preacher complained that he spoke about “our duty to our neighbor” but ignored “our duty to God”; to which the lecturer responded: “Our national Church and general religious institutions cost us, by credible estimates, about twenty million pounds a year. Given that worship is so expensive, I ask you to consider whether we are too poor to have a God. While we are suffering, I think it would be wise to put God on half pay.” And for that statement, the unfortunate math teacher spent six months in the common jail at Gloucester!

While men were being tried for publishing the "Free-thinker", the Premier of England was William Ewart Gladstone. And if you wish to know what an established church can do by way of setting up dullness in high places, get a volume of this "Grand Old Man's" writings on theological and religious questions. Read his "Juventus Mundi", in the course of which he establishes, a mystic connection between the trident of Neptune and the Christian Trinity! Read his efforts to prove that the writer of Genesis was an inspired geologist! This writer of Genesis points out in Nature "a grand, fourfold division, set forth in an orderly succession of times: First, the water population; secondly, the air population; thirdly, the land population of animals; fourthly, the land population consummated in man." And it seems that this division and sequence "is understood to have been so affirmed in our time by natural science that it may be taken as a demonstrated conclusion and established fact." Hence we must conclude of the writer of Genesis that "his knowledge was divine"! Consider that this was actually published in one of the leading British monthlies, and that it was necessary for Professor Huxley to answer it, pointing out that so far is it from being true that "a fourfold division and orderly sequence" of water, air and land animals "has been affirmed in our time by natural science", that on the contrary, the assertion is "directly contradictory to facts known to everyone who is acquainted with the elements of natural science". The distribution of fossils proves that land animals originated before sea-animals, and there has been such a mixing of land, sea and air animals as utterly to destroy the reputation of both Genesis and Gladstone as possessing a divine knowledge of Geology.

While men were on trial for publishing the "Free-thinker," the Prime Minister of England was William Ewart Gladstone. If you want to see how an established church can promote dullness among the elite, check out a collection of this "Grand Old Man’s" writings on theological and religious issues. Read his "Juventus Mundi," where he makes a mystical connection between Neptune's trident and the Christian Trinity! Look at his attempts to prove that the author of Genesis was an inspired geologist! This author of Genesis points out in Nature "a grand, fourfold division, laid out in an orderly succession of times: First, the water creatures; second, the air creatures; third, the land animals; and fourth, the land population culminating in humans." It seems that this division and sequence "is understood to have been affirmed in our time by natural science to the extent that it may be considered a demonstrated conclusion and established fact." Therefore, we must conclude that the author of Genesis had "divine knowledge"! Consider that this was actually published in one of the leading British monthly magazines, and it was necessary for Professor Huxley to respond, pointing out that it is far from true that "a fourfold division and orderly sequence" of water, air, and land animals "has been affirmed in our time by natural science." On the contrary, this claim is "directly contradictory to facts known to anyone familiar with the basics of natural science." The distribution of fossils proves that land animals appeared before sea animals, and the mixing of land, sea, and air animals completely undermines both Genesis and Gladstone’s reputation for having divinely inspired knowledge of geology.





Gibson's Preservative

I have a friend, a well-known "scholar", who permits me the use of his extensive library. I stand in the middle and look about me, and see in the dim shadows walls lined from floor to ceiling with decorous and grave-looking books, bound for the most part in black, many of them fading to green with age. There are literally thousands of such, and their theme is the pseudo-science of "divinity". I close my eyes, to make the test fair, and walk to the shelves and put out my hand and take a book. It proves to be a modern work, "A History of the English Prayer-book in Relation to the Doctrine of the Eucharist". I turn the pages and discover that it is a study of the variations of one minute detail of church doctrine. This learned divine—he has written many such works, as the advertisements inform us—fills up the greater part of his pages with foot-notes from hundreds of authorities, arguments and counter-arguments over supernatural subtleties. I will give one sample of these footnotes—asking the reader to be patient:

I have a friend, a well-known "scholar," who lets me use his extensive library. I stand in the middle and look around, seeing walls lined from floor to ceiling with serious and dignified books, mostly bound in black, many of them fading to green with age. There are literally thousands of them, and their focus is the pseudo-science of "divinity." I close my eyes to make the test fair, walk to the shelves, reach out, and grab a book. It turns out to be a modern work, "A History of the English Prayer-book in Relation to the Doctrine of the Eucharist." I flip through the pages and find that it studies the variations of one tiny detail of church doctrine. This learned scholar—he has written many such works, as the advertisements tell us—fills most of his pages with footnotes from hundreds of sources, arguments and counter-arguments about supernatural subtleties. I will give one example of these footnotes—asking the reader to be patient:

I add the following valuable observation, of Dean Goode: ("On Eucharist", II p 757. See also Archbishop Ware in Gibson's "Preservative", vol X, Chap II) "One great point for which our divines have contended, in opposition to Romish errors, has been the reality of that presence of Christ's Body and Blood to the soul of the believer which is affected through the operation of the Holy Spirit notwithstanding the absence of that Body and Blood in Heaven. Like the Sun, the Body of Christ is both present and absent; present, really and truly present, in one sense—that is, by the soul being brought into immediate communion with—but absent in another sense—that is, as regards the contiguity of its substance to our bodies. The authors under review, like the Romanists, maintain that this is not a Real Presence, and assuming their own interpretation of the phrase to be the only true one, press into their service the testimony of divines who, though using the phrase, apply it in a sense the reverse of theirs. The ambiguity of the phrase, and its misapplication by the Church of Rome, have induced many of our divines to repudiate it, etc."

I want to share a valuable observation from Dean Goode: ("On Eucharist", II p 757. See also Archbishop Ware in Gibson's "Preservative", vol X, Chap II) "One significant point that our theologians have argued against Roman errors is the genuine presence of Christ's Body and Blood to the believer's soul, which is affected through the work of the Holy Spirit, even though that Body and Blood are in Heaven. Similar to the Sun, Christ's Body is both present and absent; it is truly and really present in one sense—meaning the soul is brought into immediate communion with it—but absent in another sense, in terms of its physical substance being close to our bodies. The authors being discussed, like the Romans, claim that this is not a Real Presence and, assuming their interpretation of the term to be the only correct one, use testimonies from theologians who, despite using the term, apply it in a way opposite to theirs. The ambiguity of the term, along with its misapplication by the Roman Church, has led many of our theologians to reject it, etc."

Realize that of the work from which this "valuable observation" is quoted, there are at least two volumes, the second volume containing not less than 757 pages! Realize that in Gibson's "Preservative" there are not less than ten volumes of such writing! Realize that in this twentieth century a considerable portion of the mental energies of the world's greatest empire is devoted to that kind of learning!

Realize that the work from which this "valuable observation" is quoted consists of at least two volumes, with the second volume containing no less than 757 pages! Recognize that in Gibson's "Preservative," there are at least ten volumes of similar writing! Understand that in this twenty-first century, a significant portion of the mental energy of the world's greatest empire is dedicated to that kind of learning!

I turn to the date upon the volume, and find that it is 1910. I was in England within a year of that time, and so I can tell what was the condition of the English people while printers were making and papers were reviewing and book-stores were distributing this work of ecclesiastical research. I walked along the Embankment and saw the pitiful wretches, men, women and sometimes children, clad in filthy rags, starved white and frozen blue, soaked in winter rains and shivering in winter winds, homeless, hopeless, unheeded by the doctors of divinity, unpreserved by Gibson's "Preservative". I walked on Hampstead Heath on Easter day, when the population of the slums turns out for its one holiday; I walked, literally trembling with horror, for I had never seen such sights nor dreamed of them. These creatures were hardly to be recognized as human beings; they were some new grotesque race of apes. They could not walk, they could only shamble; they could not laugh, they could only leer. I saw a hand-organ playing, and turned away—the things they did in their efforts to dance were not to be watched. And then I went out into the beautiful English country; cultured and charming ladies took me in swift, smooth motor-cars, and I saw the pitiful hovels and the drink-sodden, starch-poisoned inhabitants—slum-populations everywhere, even on the land! When the newspaper reporters came to me, I said that I had just come from Germany, and that if ever England found herself at war with that country, she would regret that she had let the bodies and the minds of her people rot; for which expression I was severely taken to task by more than one British divine.

I look at the date on the book and see it’s 1910. I was in England not long after that, so I can describe what life was like for the English people while this work of church research was being printed, reviewed, and sold. I walked along the Embankment and saw the unfortunate people—men, women, and sometimes children—dressed in rags, severely malnourished, and freezing. They were drenched in winter rains, shivering in the cold, homeless, hopeless, and ignored by religious leaders, untouched by Gibson's "Preservative." I strolled on Hampstead Heath on Easter Sunday, when the slum residents come out for their one holiday. I walked, literally shaking with horror, as I had never witnessed such scenes nor even imagined them. These individuals were barely recognizable as human; they seemed like a grotesque new species of apes. They couldn’t walk properly—they could only shuffle; they couldn’t laugh—they could only sneer. I saw a street performer with a hand-organ, and I turned away—their attempts to dance were too painful to watch. Then I traveled out into the beautiful English countryside; refined, charming women picked me up in sleek cars, and I saw the miserable little homes and the drink-addled, unhealthy people—slum populations everywhere, even in the countryside! When newspaper reporters approached me, I mentioned that I had just come from Germany, and I warned that if England ever went to war with that country, she would regret letting her people’s bodies and minds decay; for this, I was harshly criticized by more than one British clergyman.

The bodies—and the minds; the rot of the latter being the cause of the former. All over England in that year of 1910, in thousands of schools, rich and poor, and in the greatest centres of learning, men like Dean Goode were teaching boys dead languages and dead sciences and dead arts; sending them out to life with no more conception of the modern world than a monk of the Middle Ages; sending them out with minds, made hard and inflexible, ignorant of science, indifferent to progress, contemptuous of ideas. And then suddenly, almost overnight, this terrified people finds itself at war with a nation ruled and disciplined by modern experts, scientists and technicians. The awful muddle that was in England during the first two years of the war has not yet been told in print; but thousands know it, and some day it will be written, and it will finish forever the prestige of the British ruling caste. They rushed off an expedition to Gallipoli, and somebody forgot the water-supply, and at one time they had ninety-five thousand cases of dysentery!

The bodies—and the minds; the decline of the latter causing the former. All across England in 1910, in thousands of schools, both affluent and poor, and in the leading educational institutions, men like Dean Goode were teaching boys outdated languages, obsolete sciences, and dead arts; sending them out into the world with as little understanding of modern life as a monk from the Middle Ages; sending them out with minds that were rigid and unyielding, ignorant of science, indifferent to progress, and dismissive of new ideas. Then suddenly, almost overnight, this scared nation found itself at war with a country governed and organized by modern experts, scientists, and technicians. The terrible chaos that engulfed England during the first two years of the war has not yet been fully documented; but thousands are aware of it, and someday it will be recorded, and it will forever tarnish the reputation of the British ruling class. They hastily launched an expedition to Gallipoli, and someone neglected to account for the water supply, resulting in a staggering ninety-five thousand cases of dysentery!

They always "muddle through", they tell you; that is the motto of their ruling caste. But this time they did not "muddle through"—they had to come to America for help. As I write, our Congress is voting billions and tens of billions of dollars, and a million of the best of our young manhood are being taken from their homes—because in 1910 the mind of England was occupied with Dean Goode "On Eucharist", and the ten volumes of Gibson's "Preservative".

They always say they "muddle through," which is the motto of their ruling class. But this time, they didn't "muddle through"—they needed to come to America for help. As I write this, our Congress is voting on billions and tens of billions of dollars, and a million of our best young men are being taken from their homes—because in 1910, England was focused on Dean Goode's "On Eucharist" and the ten volumes of Gibson's "Preservative."





The Elders

What the Church means in human affairs is the rule of the aged. It means old men in the seats of authority, not merely in the church, but in the law-courts and in Parliament, even in the army and navy. For a test I look up the list of bishops of the Church of England in Whitaker's Almanac; it appears that there are 40 of these functionaries, including the archbishops, but not the suffragans; and that the total salary paid to them amounts to more than nine hundred thousand dollars a year. This, it should be understood, does not include the pay of their assistants, nor the cost of maintaining their religious establishments; it does not include any private incomes which they or their wives may possess, as members of the privileged classes of the Empire. I look up their ages in Who's Who, and I find that there is only one below fifty-three; the oldest of them is ninety-one, while the average age of the goodly company is seventy. There have been men in history who have retained their flexibility of mind, their ability to adjust themselves to new circumstances at the age of seventy, but it will always be found that these men were trained in science and practical affairs, never in dead languages and theology. One of the oldest of the English prelates, the Archbishop of Canterbury, recently stated to a newspaper reporter that he worked seventeen hours a day, and had no time to form an opinion on the labor question.

What the Church represents in human affairs is the dominance of the elderly. It means that older men hold positions of power, not just in the church but also in the courts and Parliament, as well as in the army and navy. As a test, I checked the list of bishops of the Church of England in Whitaker's Almanac; it shows that there are 40 of these officials, including the archbishops but not the suffragans, and that their total salaries exceed nine hundred thousand dollars a year. This does not cover the pay for their assistants or the costs of maintaining their religious institutions; it also doesn't include any private incomes they or their spouses may have as part of the privileged classes in the Empire. I looked up their ages in Who's Who and found that only one is under fifty-three; the oldest is ninety-one, and the average age of this group is seventy. History has seen individuals who kept their mental agility and ability to adapt to new situations at seventy, but these individuals were always educated in science and practical matters, not in dead languages and theology. One of the oldest English bishops, the Archbishop of Canterbury, recently told a newspaper reporter that he works seventeen hours a day and has no time to form an opinion on the labor issue.

And now—here is the crux of the argument—do these aged gentlemen rule of their own power? They do not! They do literally nothing of their own power; they could not make their own episcopal robes, they could not even cook their own episcopal dinners. They have to be maintained in all their comings and goings. Who supports them, and to what end?

And now—here's the key point of the argument—do these old men have power on their own? They don't! They basically do nothing by their own power; they can't even make their own church robes, nor can they cook their own church meals. They need to be supported in everything they do. Who takes care of them, and for what purpose?

The roots of the English Church are in the English land system, which is one of the infamies of the modern world. It dates from the days of William the Norman, who took possession of Britain with his sword, and in order to keep possession for himself and his heirs, distributed the land among his nobles and prelates. In those days, you understand, a high ecclesiastic was a man of war, who did not stoop to veil his predatory nature under pretense of philanthropy; the abbots and archbishops, of William wore armor and had their troops of knights like the barons and the dukes. William gave them vast tracts, and at the same time he gave them orders which they obeyed. Says the English chronicler, "Stark he was. Bishops he stripped of their bishopricks, abbots of their abbacies". Green tells us that "the dependencie of the church on the royal power was strictly enforced. Homage was exacted from bishop as from baron." And what was this homage? The bishop knelt before William, bareheaded and without arms, and swore: "Hear my lord, I become liege man of yours for life and limb and earthly regard, and I will keep faith and loyalty to you for life and death, God help me."

The roots of the English Church are in the English land system, one of the notorious issues of the modern world. It goes back to the days of William the Norman, who conquered Britain by force and, to secure his ownership for himself and his heirs, divided the land among his nobles and church leaders. Back then, a high-ranking church official was a warrior who didn't hide his aggressive nature behind a guise of charity; the abbots and archbishops during William's time wore armor and had their own troops of knights just like the barons and dukes did. William granted them large areas of land, and he also issued orders that they had to follow. An English chronicler writes, "He was tough. He stripped bishops of their bishoprics and abbots of their abbeys." Green tells us that "the church was heavily reliant on royal authority. Bishops had to show the same fealty as barons." And what did this fealty entail? The bishop would kneel before William, bareheaded and unarmed, and swear: "Hear me, my lord, I become your vassal for life and limb and worldly matters, and I will remain faithful and loyal to you until death, God help me."

The lands which the church got from William the Norman, she has held, and always on the same condition—that she shall be "liege man for life and limb and earthly regard". In this you have the whole story of the church of England, in the twentieth century as in the eleventh. The balance of power has shifted from time to time; old families have lost the land and new families have gotten it; but the loyalty and homage of the church have been held by the land, as the needle of the compass is held by a mass of metal. Some two hundred and fifty years ago a popular song gave the general impression—

The land that the church received from William the Conqueror has been held under the same condition—that it must be "loyal forever in life, body, and earthly matters." This captures the entire story of the Church of England, both in the twentieth century and the eleventh. The balance of power has shifted over the years; old families have lost their land and new ones have gained it; but the church's loyalty and tribute have been tied to the land, just like a compass needle is drawn to a magnetic mass. About two hundred and fifty years ago, a popular song conveyed the general sentiment—

 For this is law that I'll maintain
      Until my dying day, sir:
  That whatsoever king shall reign
      I'll still be vicar of Bray, sir!
For this is the law I'll uphold  
      Until my dying day, sir:  
  That whatever king is in charge  
      I'll still be the vicar of Bray, sir!  

So, wherever you take the Anglican clergy, they are Tories and Royalists, conservatives and reactionaries, friends of every injustice that profits the owning class. And always among themselves you find them intriguing and squabbling over the dividing of the spoils; always you find them enjoying leisure and ease, while the people suffer and the rebels complain. One can pass down the corridor of English history and prove this statement by the words of Englishmen from every single generation. Take the fourteenth century; the "Good Parliament" declares that,

So, wherever you find the Anglican clergy, they are Tories and Royalists, conservatives and reactionaries, supporters of every injustice that benefits the wealthy class. And among themselves, they are usually plotting and fighting over how to split the rewards; you will always see them enjoying their leisure while the people struggle and the rebels voice their complaints. You can trace this through English history and back it up with the words of Englishmen from every generation. Take the fourteenth century; the "Good Parliament" declares that,

Unworthy and unlearned caitiffs are appointed to benefices of a thousand marks, while the poor and learned hardly obtain one of twenty. God gave the sheep to be pastured, not to be shaven and shorn.

Unworthy and uneducated people are given benefices worth a thousand marks, while the poor and educated barely get one worth twenty. God provided the sheep to be cared for, not just to be shorn and exploited.

And a little later comes the poet of the people, Piers Plowman—

And shortly after, the people's poet, Piers Plowman—

But now is Religion a rider, a roamer through the streets, A leader at the love-day, a buyer of the land, Pricking on a palfrey from manor to manor, A heap of hounds at his back, as tho he were a lord; And if his servant kneel not when he brings his cup, He loureth on him asking who taught him courtesy. Badly have lords done to give their heirs' lands Away to the Orders that have no pity; Money rains upon their altars. There where such parsons be living at ease They have no pity on the poor; that is their "charity". Ye hold you as lords; your lands are too broad, But there shall come a king and he shall shrive you all And beat you as the bible saith for breaking of your Rule.

But now religion is a traveler, wandering through the streets, A leader during the love festival, a land buyer, Riding from estate to estate on a horse, With a pack of hounds behind him, as if he were a lord; And if his servant doesn't kneel when he hands him his drink, He scolds him, asking who taught him manners. Lords have badly mismanaged things by giving their heirs' lands Away to the orders that show no mercy; Money pours in on their altars. Where such ministers live comfortably, They show no compassion for the poor; that is their "charity." You act like lords; your lands are too vast, But a king will come and he will confess you all And punish you as the Bible says for breaking your Rule.

Another step through history, and in the early part of the sixteenth century here is Simon Fish, addressing King Henry the Eighth, in the "Supplicacyon for the Beggars", complaining of the "strong, puissant and counterfeit holy and ydell" which "are now increased under your sight, not only into a great nombre, but ynto a kingdome."

Another step through history, and in the early part of the sixteenth century, here is Simon Fish, addressing King Henry the Eighth in the "Supplicacyon for the Beggars," complaining about the "powerful, fake, and idle" who "have now increased in your presence, not only into a large number but into a kingdom."

They have begged so importunatly that they have gotten ynto their hondes more than a therd part of all youre Realme. The goodliest lordshippes, maners, londes, and territories, are theyres. Besides this, they have the tenth part of all the come, medowe, pasture, grasse, wolle, coltes, calves, lambes, pigges, gese and chikens. Ye, and they looke so narowly uppon theyre proufittes, that the poore wyves must be countable to thym of every tenth eg, or elles she gettith not her rytes at ester, shal be taken as an heretike.... Is it any merveille that youre people so compleine of povertie? The Turke nowe, in your tyme, shulde never be abill to get so moche grounde of christendome... And whate do al these gredy sort of sturdy, idell, holy theves? These be they that have made an hundredth thousand idell hores in your realme. These be they that catche the pokkes of one woman, and here them to an other.

They have begged so persistently that they’ve gained control of more than a third of your entire kingdom. The most magnificent lordships, estates, lands, and territories belong to them. On top of that, they take a tenth of all the grain, meadows, pasture, grass, wool, colts, calves, lambs, pigs, geese, and chickens. Yes, and they scrutinize their profits so closely that poor women must report every tenth egg, or they won’t receive their rights at Easter and will be considered heretics... Is it any wonder that your people complain about poverty? The Turk nowadays would never be able to seize so much land from Christendom... And what do all these greedy, strong, idle, so-called holy thieves do? They are the ones who have created hundreds of thousands of idle whores in your kingdom. They are the ones who spread diseases from one woman to another.

The petitioner goes on to tell how they steal wives and all their goods with them, and if any man protest they make him a heretic, "so that it maketh him wisshe that he had not done it". Also they take fortunes for masses and then don't say them. "If the Abbot of westminster shulde sing every day as many masses for his founders as he is bounde to do by his foundacion, 1000 monkes were too few." The petitioner suggests that the king shall "tie these holy idell theves to the cartes, to be whipped naked about every market towne till they will fall to laboure!"

The petitioner goes on to explain how they steal wives and all their possessions along with them, and if anyone protests, they label him a heretic, "making him wish he hadn't done it." They also collect money for masses and then don't hold them. "If the Abbot of Westminster were to say as many masses for his founders as he is obligated to do according to his foundation, a thousand monks would be too few." The petitioner suggests that the king should "tie these holy idle thieves to carts and whip them naked around every market town until they agree to work!"





Church History

King Henry did not follow this suggestion precisely, but he took away the property of the religious orders for the expenses of his many wives and mistresses, and forced the clergy in England to forswear obedience to the Pope and make his royal self their spiritual head. This was the beginning of the Anglican Church, as distinguished from the Catholic; a beginning of which the Anglican clergy are not so proud as they would like to be. When I was a boy, they taught me what they called "church history", and when they came to Henry the Eighth they used him as an illustration of the fact that the Lord is sometimes wont to choose evil men to carry out His righteous purposes. They did not explain why the Lord should do this confusing thing, nor just how you were to know, when you saw something being done by a murderous adulterer, whether it was the will of the Lord or of Satan; nor did they go into details as to the motives which the Lord had been at pains to provide, so as to induce his royal agent to found the Anglican Church. For such details you have to consult another set of authorities—the victims of the plundering.

King Henry didn’t follow this suggestion exactly, but he seized the property of religious orders to cover the costs of his many wives and mistresses, and forced the clergy in England to renounce their loyalty to the Pope and accept him as their spiritual leader. This marked the beginning of the Anglican Church, distinct from the Catholic Church; a start that the Anglican clergy aren’t as proud of as they might wish. When I was a boy, they taught me what they called "church history," and when they reached Henry the Eighth, they used him as an example of how the Lord sometimes uses evil men to fulfill His righteous purposes. They didn’t explain why the Lord would do such a confusing thing, or how you could tell, when witnessing the actions of a murderous adulterer, whether it was the will of the Lord or of Satan; nor did they delve into the details regarding the motives that the Lord provided to convince his royal agent to establish the Anglican Church. For those details, you need to look to a different set of sources—the victims of the plunder.

When I was in college my professor of Latin was a gentleman with bushy brown whiskers and a thundering voice of which I was often the object—for even in those early days I had the habit of persisting in embarrassing questions. This professor was a devout Catholic, and not even in dealing with ancient Romans could he restrain his propaganda impulses. Later on in life he became editor of the "Catholic Encyclopedia", and now when I turn its pages, I imagine that I see the bushy brown whiskers, and hear the thundering voice: "Mr. Sinclair, it is so because I tell you it is so!"

When I was in college, my Latin professor was a man with thick brown whiskers and a booming voice, which often directed attention towards me—because even back then, I had a tendency to ask awkward questions. This professor was a dedicated Catholic, and even when discussing ancient Romans, he couldn't hold back his urge to promote his beliefs. Later in life, he became the editor of the "Catholic Encyclopedia," and now, whenever I read it, I picture those thick brown whiskers and hear his booming voice: "Mr. Sinclair, it is so because I say it is!"

I investigate, and find that my ex-professor knows all about King Henry the Eighth, and his motives in founding the Church of England; he is ready with an "economic interpretation", as complete as the most rabid muckraker could desire! It appears that the king wanted a new wife, and demanded that the Pope should grant the necessary permission; in his efforts to browbeat the Pope into such betrayal of duty, King Henry threatened the withdrawal of the "annates" and the "Peter's pence". Later on he forced the clergy to declare that the Pope was "only a foreign bishop", and in order to "stamp out overt expression of disaffection, he embarked upon a veritable reign of terror".

I look into it and discover that my former professor knows all about King Henry the Eighth and his reasons for starting the Church of England; he has an "economic interpretation" that's as thorough as any extreme journalist could want! It turns out the king wanted a new wife and insisted that the Pope give him the necessary permission; to pressure the Pope into betraying his duties, King Henry threatened to cut off the "annates" and the "Peter's pence." Later, he forced the clergy to say that the Pope was "just a foreign bishop," and to "eliminate any obvious signs of discontent, he launched a real reign of terror."

In Anglican histories, you are assured that all this was a work of religious reform, and that after it the Church was the pure vehicle of God's grace. There were no more "holy idell theves", holding the land of England and plundering the poor. But get to know the clergy, and see things from the inside, and you will meet some one like the Archbishop of Cashell, who wrote to one of his intimates:

In Anglican histories, you’re told that all of this was a result of religious reform, and that after it, the Church became the true instrument of God’s grace. There were no longer any "holy idle thieves" taking over the land of England and exploiting the poor. But if you get to know the clergy and look at things from their perspective, you’ll encounter someone like the Archbishop of Cashell, who wrote to a close friend:

I conclude that a good bishop has nothing more to do than to eat, drink and grow fat, rich and die; which laudable example I propose for the remainder of my days to follow.

I believe that a good bishop's only job is to eat, drink, get fat, become wealthy, and eventually die; and that's the admirable example I plan to follow for the rest of my life.

If you say that might be a casual jest, hear what Thackeray reports of that period, the eighteenth century, which he knew with peculiar intimacy:

If you think that might just be a light joke, listen to what Thackeray says about the eighteenth century, a time he was particularly familiar with:

I read that Lady Yarmouth (my most religious and gracious King's favorite) sold a bishopric to a clergyman for 5000 pounds. (She betted him the 5000 pounds that he would not be made a bishop, and he lost, and paid her.) Was he the only prelate of his time led up by such hands for consecration? As I peep into George II's St. James, I see crowds of cassocks pushing up the back-stairs of the ladies of the court; stealthy clergy slipping purses into their laps; that godless old king yawning under his canopy in his Chapel Royal, as the chaplain before him is discoursing. Discoursing about what?—About righteousness and judgment? Whilst the chaplain is preaching, the king is chattering in German and almost as loud as the preacher; so loud that the clergyman actually burst out crying in his pulpit, because the defender of the faith and the dispenser of bishoprics would not listen to him!

I heard that Lady Yarmouth (my very pious and gracious King’s favorite) sold a bishopric to a clergyman for £5,000. (She bet him the £5,000 that he wouldn’t be made a bishop, and he lost and paid her.) Was he the only bishop of his time manipulated by such people for consecration? As I look into George II’s St. James, I see crowds of priests sneaking up the back stairs of the court ladies; sneaky clergy slipping money into their laps; that godless old king yawning under his canopy in his Chapel Royal while the chaplain in front of him is preaching. Preaching about what?—About righteousness and judgment? While the chaplain is speaking, the king is chatting in German and almost as loud as the preacher; so loud that the clergyman actually broke down in tears in his pulpit because the defender of the faith and the one handing out bishoprics wouldn’t listen to him!





Land and Livings

And how is it in the twentieth century? Have conditions been much improved? There are great Englishmen who do not think so. I quote Robert Buchanan, a poet who spoke for the people, and who therefore has still to be recognized by English critics. He writes of the "New Rome", by which he means present-day England:

And how is it in the twentieth century? Have things really gotten any better? There are some notable English figures who don't think so. I’m quoting Robert Buchanan, a poet who voiced the concerns of the people and still hasn't been acknowledged by English critics. He writes about the "New Rome," referring to modern-day England:

  The gods are dead, but in their name
  Humanity is sold to shame,
  While (then as now!) the tinsel'd priest
  Sitteth with robbers at the feast,
  Blesses the laden, blood-stained board,
  Weaves garlands round the butcher's sword,
  And poureth freely (now as then)
  The sacramental blood of Men!
  The gods are dead, but in their name  
  Humanity is sold to shame,  
  While (just like back then) the flashy priest  
  Sits with thieves at the feast,  
  Blesses the heavy, blood-stained table,  
  Weaves wreaths around the butcher's blade,  
  And pours freely (now as before)  
  The sacramental blood of Men!  

You see, the land system of England remains—the changes having been for the worse. William the Conqueror wanted to keep the Saxon peasantry contented, so he left them their "commons"; but in the eighteenth century these were nearly all filched away. We saw the same thing done within the last generation in Mexico, and from the same motive—because developing capitalism needs cheap labor, whereas people who have access to the land will not slave in mills and mines. In England, from the time of Queen Anne to that of William and Mary, the parliaments of the landlords passed some four thousand separate acts, whereby more than seven million acres of the common land were stolen from the people. It has been calculated that these acres might have supported a million families; and ever since then England has had to feed a million paupers all the time.

You see, the land system in England remains, and the changes have been for the worse. William the Conqueror wanted to keep the Saxon peasants happy, so he allowed them to keep their "commons"; but in the eighteenth century, almost all of these were taken away. We saw the same thing happen in the last generation in Mexico, for the same reason—developing capitalism needs cheap labor, while people with access to land won’t work in factories and mines. In England, from the time of Queen Anne to that of William and Mary, the landlords' parliaments passed around four thousand separate acts, which resulted in more than seven million acres of common land being taken from the people. It’s been estimated that these acres could have supported a million families; and ever since then, England has had to take care of a million poor people all the time.

As an old song puts the matter:

As an old song puts it:

  Why prosecute the man or woman
  Who steals a goose from off the common,
  And let the greater felon loose
  Who steals the common from the goose?
  Why go after the person  
  Who steals a goose from the common,  
  And let the bigger criminal free  
  Who takes the common away from the goose?  

In our day the land aristocracy is rooted like the native oak in British soil: some of them direct descendants of the Normans, others children of the court favorites and panders who grew rich in the days of the Tudors and the unspeakable Stuarts. Seven men own practically all the land of the city and county of London, and collect tribute from seven millions of people. The estates are entailed—that is, handed down from father to oldest son automatically; you cannot buy any land, but if you want to build, the landlord gives you a lease, and when the lease is up, he takes possession of your buildings. The tribute which London pays is more than a hundred million dollars a year. So absolute is the right of the land-owner that he can sue for trespass the driver on an aeroplane which flies over him; he imposes on fishermen a tax upon catches made many hundred of yards from the shore.

In our time, the land aristocracy is deeply rooted like the native oak in British soil: some of them are direct descendants of the Normans, while others are the children of court favorites and opportunists who got rich during the Tudor era and the notorious Stuarts. Seven men own almost all the land in the city and county of London, collecting tribute from seven million people. The estates are entailed—that is, passed down from father to oldest son automatically; you can’t buy any land, but if you want to build, the landlord will give you a lease, and when the lease ends, he takes possession of your buildings. The tribute that London pays is over a hundred million dollars a year. The landowner's rights are so absolute that he can sue the pilot of an airplane flying over his property for trespassing; he even charges fishermen a tax on catches made hundreds of yards from the shore.

And in this graft, of course, the church has its share. Each church owns land—not merely that upon which it stands, but farms and city lots from which it derives income. Each cathedral owns large tracts; so do the schools and universities in which the clergy are educated. The income from the holdings of a church constitutes what is called a "living"; these livings, which vary in size, are the prerogatives of the younger sons of the ruling families, and are intrigued and scrambled for in exactly the fashion which Thackeray describes in the eighteenth century.

And in this scheme, of course, the church has its stake. Each church owns land—not just the land it’s built on, but also farms and city lots that generate income. Each cathedral owns large areas; the same goes for the schools and universities where the clergy are trained. The income from a church’s assets is known as a "living"; these livings, which vary in size, are typically reserved for the younger sons of ruling families, and are sought after and competed for in much the same way that Thackeray described in the eighteenth century.

About six thousand of these "livings" are in the gift of great land owners; one noble lord alone disposes of fifty-six such plums; and needless to say, he does not present them to clergymen who favor radical land-taxes. He gives them to men like himself—autocratic to the poor, easy-going to members of his own class, and cynical concerning the grafts of grace.

About six thousand of these "livings" are controlled by wealthy landowners; one noble lord alone hands out fifty-six of these valuable positions; and it's no surprise that he doesn't give them to clergymen who support radical land taxes. He offers them to men like him—authoritarian toward the poor, relaxed with people of his own class, and skeptical about the corruption of virtue.

In one English village which I visited the living was worth seven hundred pounds, with the use of a fine mansion; as the incumbent had a large family, he lived there. In another place the living was worth a thousand pounds, and the incumbent hired a curate, himself appearing twice a year, on Christmas day and on the King's birthday, to preach a sermon; the rest of the time he spent in Paris. It is worth noting that in 1808 a law was proposed compelling absentee pluralists—that is, clergymen holding more than one "living"—to furnish curates to do their work; it might be interesting to note that this law met with strenuous clerical opposition, the house of Bishops voting against it without a division. Thus we may understand the sharp saying of Karl Marx, that the English clergy would rather part with thirty-eight of their thirty-nine articles than with one thirty-ninth of their income.

In one English village I visited, the position was valued at seven hundred pounds, including a nice mansion; since the incumbent had a large family, he lived there. In another location, the position was worth a thousand pounds, and the incumbent hired a curate, only appearing twice a year, on Christmas Day and the King’s birthday, to deliver a sermon; the rest of the time, he spent in Paris. It's worth mentioning that in 1808, a law was proposed that would require absentee pluralists—that is, clergymen who held more than one position—to provide curates to do their work; interestingly, this law faced strong opposition from clergymen, with the House of Bishops voting against it without dissent. This helps explain Karl Marx's sharp remark that the English clergy would sooner give up thirty-eight of their thirty-nine articles than lose one thirty-ninth of their income.

There is always a plentiful supply of curates in England. They are the sons of the less influential ruling families, and of the clergy; they have been trained at Oxford or Cambridge, and possess the one essential qualification, that they are gentlemen. Their average price is two hundred and fifty pounds a year; their function was made clear to me when I attended my first English tea-party. There was a wicker table, perhaps a foot and a half square, having three shelves, one below the other the top layer the plates and napkins, on the next the muffins, and on the lowest the cake. Said the hostess, "Will you pass the curate, please?" I looked puzzled, and she pointed. "We call that the curate, because it does the work of a curate."

There’s always a good number of curates in England. They come from less prominent ruling families and the clergy; they've been educated at Oxford or Cambridge, and they have the one crucial qualification: they are gentlemen. They typically earn around two hundred and fifty pounds a year; their role was made clear to me at my first English tea party. There was a wicker table, maybe a foot and a half square, with three shelves stacked one above the other: the top shelf had the plates and napkins, the middle shelf held the muffins, and the bottom shelf had the cake. The hostess said, "Will you pass the curate, please?" I looked confused, and she pointed. "We call that the curate because it does the work of a curate."





Graft in Tail

As one of America's head muck-rakers, I found that I was popular with the British ruling classes; they found my books useful in their campaigns against democracy, and they were surprised and disconcerted when they found I did not agree with their interpretation of my writings. I had told of corruption in American politics; surely I must know that in England they had no such evils! I explained that they did not have to; their graft, to use their own legal phrase, was "in tail"; the grafters had, as a matter of divine right, the things which in America they had to buy. In America, for instance, we had a Senate, a "Millionaire's Club", for admission to which the members paid in cash; but in England the same men came to the same position as their birth-right. Political corruption is not an end in itself, it is merely a means to exploitation; and of exploitation England has even more than America. When I explained this, my popularity with the British ruling classes vanished quickly.

As one of America's leading investigative journalists, I found that I was well-liked by the British elite; they considered my books beneficial for their efforts against democracy, and they were taken aback when they realized I didn’t share their view of my work. I had exposed corruption in American politics; surely I must recognize that such issues didn’t exist in England! I clarified that they didn’t need to; their corruption, to use their own legal term, was "inherited"; the corruptors had, by divine right, what in America had to be purchased. For instance, in America, we had a Senate, a "Millionaire's Club," where members paid in cash for admission, while in England the same individuals inherited their positions. Political corruption isn’t a goal in itself; it’s simply a means to exploitation, and England has even more of that than America. Once I explained this, my popularity with the British elite faded quickly.

As a matter of fact, England is more like America than she realizes; her British reticence has kept her ignorant about herself. I could not carry on my business in England, because of the libel laws, which have as their first principle "the greater the truth, the greater the libel". Englishmen read with satisfaction what I write about America; but if I should turn my attention to their own country, they would send me to jail as they sent Frank Harris. The fact is that the new men in England, the lords of coal and iron and shipping and beer, have bought their way into the landed aristocracy for cash, just as our American senators have done; they have bought the political parties with campaign gifts, precisely as in America; they have taken over the press, whether by outright purchase like Northcliffe, or by advertising subsidy—both of which methods we Americans know. Within the last decade or two another group has been coming into control; and not merely is this the same class of men as in America, it frequently consists of the same individuals. These are the big money-lenders, the international financiers who are the fine and final flower of the capitalist system. These gentlemen make the world their home—or, as Shakespeare puts it, their oyster. They know how to fit themselves to all environments; they are Catholics in Rome and Vienna, country gentlemen in London, bons vivants in Paris, democrats in Chicago, Socialists in Petrograd, and Hebrews wherever they are.

Actually, England is more similar to America than it realizes; its British reserve has kept it unaware of itself. I couldn’t conduct my business in England because of the libel laws, which state that “the greater the truth, the greater the libel.” English people enjoy reading what I write about America; however, if I were to focus on their own country, they would send me to jail like they did with Frank Harris. The truth is that the new players in England, the lords of coal, iron, shipping, and beer, have bought their way into the landed aristocracy for cash, just like our American senators have; they’ve purchased political parties with campaign donations, exactly as in America; they’ve taken over the press, whether through outright purchase like Northcliffe or through advertising subsidies—both methods we Americans are familiar with. In the last decade or two, another group has been gaining control; and not only is this the same class of people as in America, it often includes the same individuals. These are the big money lenders, the international financiers who represent the pinnacle of the capitalist system. These guys make the world their home—or, as Shakespeare puts it, their oyster. They know how to adapt to any environment; they are Catholics in Rome and Vienna, country gentlemen in London, bon vivants in Paris, democrats in Chicago, socialists in Petrograd, and Jews wherever they are.

And of course, in buying the English government, these new classes have bought the English Church. Skeptics and men of the world as they are, they know that they must have a Religion. They have read the story of the French revolution, and the shadow of the guillotine is always over their thoughts; they see the giant of labor, restless in his torment, groping as in a nightmare for the throat of his enemy. Who can blind the eyes of this giant, who can chain him to his couch of slumber? There is but one agent, without rival—the Keeper of the Holy Secrets, the Deputy of the Almighty Awfulness, the Giver and Withholder of Eternal Life. Tremble, slave! Fall down and bow your forehead in the dust! I can see in my memory the sight that thrilled my childhood—my grim old Bishop, clad in his gorgeous ceremonial robes, stretching out his hands over the head of the new priest, and pronouncing that most deadly of all the Christian curses:

And of course, by buying the English government, these new classes have also bought the English Church. Skeptics and worldly people as they are, they understand they need some form of religion. They've read about the French Revolution, and the shadow of the guillotine always looms in their minds; they see the laboring class, restless in its suffering, stumbling through a nightmare in search of its oppressor. Who can blind this giant's eyes, who can keep him chained to his bed of complacency? There’s only one force, unmatched— the Keeper of the Holy Secrets, the Deputy of the Almighty, the Giver and Withholder of Eternal Life. Tremble, slave! Bow down and lay your forehead in the dust! I can vividly remember a scene from my childhood— my stern old Bishop, dressed in his magnificent ceremonial robes, raising his hands over the head of the new priest and pronouncing that most lethal of all Christian curses:

"Whose sins thou dost forgive, they are forgiven; and whose sins thou dost retain, they are retained!"

"Whosever sins you forgive are forgiven; and whosever sins you do not forgive are not forgiven!"





Bishops and Beer

For example, the International Shylocks wanted the diamond mines of South Africa—wanted them more firmly governed and less firmly taxed than could be arranged with the Old Man of the Boers. So the armies of England were sent to subjugate the country. You might think they would have had the good taste to leave the lowly Jesus out of this affair—but if so, you have missed the essential point about established religion. The bishops, priests, and deacons are set up for the populace to revere, and when the robber-classes need a blessing upon some enterprise, then is the opportunity for the bishops, priests and deacons to earn their "living." During the Boer war the blood-lust of the English clergy was so extreme that writers in the dignified monthly reviews felt moved to protest against it. When the pastors of Switzerland issued a collective protest against cruelties to women and children in the South African concentration-camps, it was the Right Reverend Bishop of Winchester who was brought forward to make reply. Nowadays all England is reading Bernhardi, and shuddering at Prussian glorification of war; but no one mentions Bishop Welldon of Calcutta, who advocated the Boer war as a means of keeping the nation "virile"; nor Archbishop Alexander, who said that it was God's way of making "noble natures".

For example, the international financiers wanted the diamond mines of South Africa—wanted them to be better governed and less taxed than what could be arranged with the Boer leaders. So, the armies of England were sent in to take control of the country. You might think they would have had the decency to exclude the humble Jesus from this situation—but if that’s what you think, you’ve missed the core issue with organized religion. The bishops, priests, and deacons are put in place for the public to look up to, and when the wealthy classes need a blessing for some venture, it’s the chance for the bishops, priests, and deacons to earn their keep. During the Boer War, the bloodlust of the English clergy was so intense that writers in respected monthly publications felt compelled to speak out against it. When the pastors of Switzerland

The British God had other ways of improving nations—for example, the opium traffic. The British traders had been raising the poppy in India and selling its juice to the Chinese. They had made perhaps a hundred million "noble natures" by this method; and also they were making a hundred million dollars a year. The Chinese, moved by their new "virility," undertook to destroy some opium, and to stop the traffic; whereupon it was necessary to use British battle-ships to punish and subdue them. Was there any difficulty in persuading the established church of Jesus to bless this holy war? There was not! Lord Shaftesbury, himself the most devout of Anglicans, commented with horror upon the attitude of the clergy, and wrote in his diary:

The British had their own ways of improving nations—like the opium trade. British traders had been growing poppies in India and selling the opium to the Chinese. This approach had created about a hundred million "noble natures" and was also bringing in a hundred million dollars a year. The Chinese, inspired by their newfound "strength," decided to destroy some opium and put a stop to the trade; as a result, it became necessary to send British battleships to punish and subdue them. Was there any hesitation in getting the established church of Jesus to bless this holy war? Absolutely not! Lord Shaftesbury, who was the most devout of Anglicans, expressed horror at the clergy's response, and wrote in his diary:

I rejoice that this cruel and debasing opium war is terminated. We have triumphed in one of the most lawless, unnecessary, and unfair struggles in the records of history; and Christians have shed more heathen blood in two years, than the heathens have shed of Christian blood in two centuries.

I am glad that this brutal and degrading opium war is over. We have succeeded in one of the most reckless, pointless, and unjust conflicts in history; and Christians have spilled more non-Christian blood in two years than non-Christians have spilled of Christian blood in two hundred years.

That was in 1843; for seventy years thereafter pious England continued to force the opium traffic upon protesting China, and only in the last two or three years has the infamy been brought to an end. Throughout the long controversy the attitude of the church was such that Li Hung Chang was moved to assert in a letter to the Anti-Opium Society:

That was in 1843; for seventy years after that, devout England continued to push the opium trade onto protesting China, and only in the last two or three years has this shameful practice come to an end. Throughout the long dispute, the church's stance was such that Li Hung Chang felt compelled to state in a letter to the Anti-Opium Society:

Opium is a subject in the discussion of which England and China can never meet on a common ground. China views the whole question from a moral standpoint, England from a fiscal.

Opium is a topic where England and China can never find common ground. China sees the whole issue from a moral perspective, while England looks at it from a financial angle.

And just as the Chinese people were poisoned with opium, so the English people are being poisoned with alcohol. Both in town and country, labor is sodden with it. Scientists and reformers are clamoring for restriction—and what prevents? Head and front of the opposition for a century, standing like a rock, has been the Established Church. The Rev. Dawson Burns, historian of the early temperance movement, declares that "among its supporters I cannot recall one Church of England minister of influence." When Asquith brought in his bill for the restriction of the traffic in beer, he was confronted with petitions signed by members of the clergy, protesting against the act. And what was the basis of their protest? That beer is a food and not a poison? Yes, of course; but also that there was property invested in brewing it, Three hundred and thirty-two clergy of the diocese of Peterborough declared:

And just as the Chinese people were harmed by opium, the English people are being harmed by alcohol. Both in cities and rural areas, work is affected by it. Scientists and reformers are pushing for restrictions—and what's holding them back? For a century, the main opposition has come from the Established Church, standing firm. The Rev. Dawson Burns, a historian of the early temperance movement, states that "among its supporters, I can't think of one influential Church of England minister." When Asquith introduced his bill to limit beer sales, he faced petitions signed by clergy members opposing the law. And what was the reason for their opposition? That beer is a food, not a poison? Sure, but also because there was money tied up in brewing it. Three hundred and thirty-two clergy from the diocese of Peterborough declared:

We do strongly protest against the main provisions of the present bill as creating amongst our people a sense of grave injustice as amounting to a confiscation of private property, spelling ruin for thousands of quite innocent people, and provoking deep and widespread resentment, which must do harm to our cause and hinder our aims.

We strongly oppose the main parts of this bill because it creates a serious feeling of injustice among our people, amounts to confiscating private property, threatens the livelihoods of thousands of innocent individuals, and causes deep and widespread resentment, which will harm our cause and hinder our goals.

I have come upon references to another and even more plainspoken petition, signed by 1,280 clergymen; but war-time facilities for research have not enabled me to find the text. In Prof. Henry C. Vedder's "Jesus Christ and the Social Question," we read:

I have found mentions of another and even more straightforward petition, signed by 1,280 clergy; however, the conditions during wartime have made it difficult for me to locate the text. In Prof. Henry C. Vedder's "Jesus Christ and the Social Question," we read:

It was authoritatively stated a short time ago that Mr. Asquith's temperance bill was defeated in Parliament through the opposition of clergymen who had invested their savings in brewery stock, the profits of which might have been lessened by the bill.

It was officially stated not long ago that Mr. Asquith's temperance bill was defeated in Parliament due to the opposition from clergymen who had invested their savings in brewery stocks, which could have seen reduced profits because of the bill.

Also the power of the clergy, combined with the brewer, was sufficient to put through Parliament a provision that no prohibition legislation should ever be passed without providing for compensation to the owners of the industry. Today, all over America, appeals are being made to the people to eat less grain; the grain is being shipped to England, some of it to be made into beer; and a high Anglican prelate, his Grace the Archbishop of York, comes to America to urge us to increased sacrifices, and in his first newspaper interview takes occasion to declare that his church is not in favor of prohibition as a measure of war-time economy!

Also, the power of the clergy, along with the brewers, was enough to push through Parliament a rule that no prohibition laws should ever be passed without ensuring compensation for the industry owners. Today, all across America, people are being urged to consume less grain; the grain is being shipped to England, some of it to be made into beer; and a high-ranking Anglican bishop, the Archbishop of York, comes to America to call for more sacrifices, stating in his first newspaper interview that his church does not support prohibition as a wartime economy measure!





Anglicanism and Alcohol

This partnership of Bishops and Beer is painfully familiar to British radicals; they see it at work in every election—the publican confusing the voters with spirits, while the parson confuses them with spirituality. There are two powerful societies in England employing this deadly combination—the "Anti-Socialist Union" and the "Liberty and Property Defense League." If you scan the lists of the organizers, directors and subsidizers of these satanic institutions, you find Tory politicians and landlords, prominent members of the higher clergy, and large-scale dealers in drunkenness. I attended in London a meeting called by the "Liberty and Property Defense League," to listen to a denunciation of Socialism by W. H. Mallock, a master sophist of Roman Catholicism; upon the platform were a bishop and half a dozen members of the Anglican clergy, together with the secretary of the Federated Brewers' Association, the Secretary of the Wine, Spirit, and Beer Trade Association, and three or four other alcoholic magnates.

This partnership of bishops and beer is all too familiar to British radicals; they see it at work in every election—the pub owner confusing voters with alcohol, while the clergyman confuses them with spirituality. There are two powerful organizations in England using this deadly combination—the "Anti-Socialist Union" and the "Liberty and Property Defense League." If you look at the lists of the organizers, directors, and funders of these corrupt institutions, you’ll find Conservative politicians and landlords, prominent members of the higher clergy, and major players in the alcohol industry. I attended a meeting in London hosted by the "Liberty and Property Defense League," where I listened to W. H. Mallock, a master of rhetoric for Roman Catholicism, denounce Socialism; on the platform were a bishop and several members of the Anglican clergy, along with the secretary of the Federated Brewers' Association, the Secretary of the Wine, Spirit, and Beer Trade Association, and three or four other alcohol industry leaders.

In every public library in England and many in America you will find an assortment of pamphlets published by these organizations, and scholarly volumes endorsed by them, in which the stock misrepresentations of Socialism are perpetuated. Some of these writings are brutal—setting forth the ethics of exploitation in the manner of the Rev. Thomas Malthus, the English clergyman who supplied for capitalist depredation a basis in pretended natural science. Said this shepherd of Jesus:

In every public library in England and many in America, you will find a variety of pamphlets published by these organizations, as well as scholarly books endorsed by them, that continue to spread common misconceptions about Socialism. Some of these writings are harsh—presenting the ethics of exploitation like the Rev. Thomas Malthus, the English clergyman who provided a basis for capitalist greed in the guise of supposed natural science. This shepherd of Jesus said:

A man who is born into a world already possessed, if he cannot get subsistence from his parents, and if society does not want his labor, has no claim of right to the smallest portion of food, and in fact has no business to be where he is. At Nature's mighty feast there is no cover for him. She tells him to be gone, and will quickly execute her own orders.

A man who is born into a world that's already owned, if he can't get support from his parents and if society doesn't want his work, has no right to even the smallest bit of food, and in reality, he has no reason to be where he is. At Nature's grand banquet, there's no place for him. She tells him to leave, and she will swiftly carry out her command.

Such was the tone of the ruling classes in the nineteenth century; but it was found that for some reason this failed to stop the growth of Socialism, and so in our time the clerical defenders of Privilege have grown subtle and insinuating. They inform us now that they have a deep sympathy with our fundamental purposes; they burn with pity for the poor, and they would really and truly wish happiness to everyone, not merely in Heaven, but right here and now. However, there are so many complications—and so they proceed to set out all the anti-Socialist bug-a-boos. Here for example, is the Rev. James Stalker, D. D., expounding "The Ethics of Jesus," and admonishing us extremists:

Such was the attitude of the ruling classes in the nineteenth century; however, it turned out that this approach didn’t prevent the rise of Socialism. So, in our time, the supporters of Privilege have become more subtle and persuasive. They now tell us that they genuinely care about our core goals; they feel compassion for the poor, and they truly wish happiness for everyone, not just in Heaven, but right here and now. But there are so many complexities—and so they go on to list all the typical anti-Socialist fears. For instance, here’s Rev. James Stalker, D. D., discussing "The Ethics of Jesus," and warning us extremists:

Efforts to transfer money and property from one set of hands to another may be inspired by the same passions as have blinded the present holders to their own highest good, and may be accompanied with injustice as extreme as has ever been manifested by the rich and powerful.

Efforts to move money and property from one person to another may be driven by the same desires that have blinded the current owners to their own best interests, and may involve injustices as severe as those shown by the wealthy and powerful throughout history.

And again, the Rev. W. Sanday, D. D., an especially popular clerical author, gives us this sublime utterance of religion on wage-slavery:

And once more, Rev. W. Sanday, D. D., a particularly well-liked religious author, shares this profound statement about wage-slavery:

The world is full of mysteries, but some clear lines run through them, of which this is one. Where God has been so patient, it is not for us to be impatient.

The world is full of mysteries, but there are some clear paths within them, and this is one of them. Where God has shown such patience, we shouldn't be impatient.

And again, Professor Robert Flint, of Edinburgh University, a clergyman, author of a big book attacking Socialism, and bringing us back to the faith of our fathers:

And once more, Professor Robert Flint from Edinburgh University, a clergyman and the author of a significant book criticizing Socialism, is guiding us back to the beliefs of our ancestors:

The great bulk of human misery is due, not to social arrangements, but to personal vices.

The majority of human suffering comes not from social structures, but from individual flaws.

I study Professor Flint's volume in the effort to find just what, if anything, he would have the church do about the evils of our time. I find him praising the sermons of Dr. Westcott, Bishop of Durham, as being the proper sort for clergymen to preach. Bishop Westcott, whether he is talking to a high society congregation, or to one of workingmen, shows "an exquisite sense of knowing always where to stop." So I consulted the Bishop's volume, "The Social Aspects of Christianity" and I see at once why he is popular with the anti-Socialist propagandists—neither I or any other man can possibly discover what he really means, or what he really wants done.

I examine Professor Flint's book to figure out what, if anything, he wants the church to do about the issues we face today. I notice he praises the sermons of Dr. Westcott, the Bishop of Durham, as being the right kind for clergymen to deliver. Whether talking to an upscale audience or a group of working-class people, Bishop Westcott demonstrates "a remarkable ability to know exactly when to stop." So, I looked at the Bishop's book, "The Social Aspects of Christianity," and I immediately understand why he is favored by anti-Socialist advocates—neither I nor anyone else can truly grasp what he means or what he actually wants to be done.

I was fascinated by this Westcott problem; I thought maybe if I kept on the good Bishop's trail, I might in the end find something a plain man could understand; so I got the beautiful two-volume "Life of Brooke Westcott, by his Son"—and there I found an exposition of the social purposes of bishops! In the year 1892 there was a strike in Durham, which is in the coal country; the employers tried to make a cut in wages, and some ten thousand men walked out, and there was a long and bitter struggle, which wrung the episcopal heart. There was much consultation and correspondence on episcopal stationery, and at last the masters and men were got together, with the Bishop as arbitrator, and the dispute was triumphantly settled—how do you suppose? On the basis of a ten per cent reduction in wages!

I was really interested in this Westcott issue; I thought that if I followed the good Bishop's lead, I might eventually find something a regular person could grasp. So, I got the beautiful two-volume "Life of Brooke Westcott, by his Son"—and there I discovered an analysis of the social roles of bishops! In 1892, there was a strike in Durham, which is in the coal region; the employers tried to cut wages, and about ten thousand men walked out. It turned into a long and difficult struggle that really affected the bishop's conscience. There was a lot of discussion and correspondence on bishop's letterhead, and finally, the workers and employers came together, with the Bishop as the mediator, and the issue was surprisingly resolved—can you guess how? They agreed on a ten percent pay cut!

I know nothing quainter in the history of English graft than the naivete with which the Bishop's biographer and son tells the story of this episcopal venture into reality. The prelate came out from the conference "all smiles, and well satisfied with the result of his day's work." As for his followers, they were in ecstacies; they "seized and waltzed one another around on the carriage drive as madly as ever we danced at a flower show ball. Hats and caps are thrown into the air, and we cheer ourselves hoarse." The Bishop proceeds to his palace, and sends one more communication on episcopal stationery—an order to all his clergy to "offer their humble and hearty thanks to God for our happy deliverance from the strife by which the diocese has been long afflicted." Strange to say, there were a few varlets in Durham who did not appreciate the services of the bold Bishop, and one of them wrote and circulated some abusive verses, in which he made reference to the Bishop's comfortable way of life. The biographer then explains that the Bishop was so tender-hearted that he suffered for the horses who drew his episcopal coach, and so ascetic that he would have lived on tea and toast if he had been permitted to. A curious condition in English society, where the Bishop would have lived on tea and toast, but was not permitted to; while the working people, who didn't want to live on tea and toast, were compelled to!

I know of nothing more quirky in the history of English corruption than the innocence with which the Bishop's biographer and son narrates the story of this bishop's foray into reality. The prelate emerged from the meeting "all smiles, and pleased with the outcome of his day’s work." As for his followers, they were ecstatic; they "grabbed each other and twirled around on the driveway as wildly as we ever danced at a flower show ball. Hats and caps were tossed in the air, and we cheered until we were hoarse." The Bishop then heads to his palace and sends out another message on episcopal stationery—an order to all his clergy to "offer their humble and heartfelt thanks to God for our joyful escape from the conflict that has long plagued the diocese." Strangely, there were a few rascals in Durham who did not appreciate the bold Bishop's efforts, and one of them wrote and spread some insulting verses that referenced the Bishop’s comfortable lifestyle. The biographer then explains that the Bishop was so soft-hearted that he felt for the horses pulling his episcopal carriage, and so ascetic that he would have survived on tea and toast if allowed to. It’s a strange situation in English society, where the Bishop could have lived on tea and toast but wasn’t allowed to, while the working class, who didn’t want to live on tea and toast, were forced to!





Dead Cats

For more than a hundred years the Anglican clergy have been fighting with every resource at their command the liberal and enlightened men of England who wished to educate the masses of the people. In 1807 the first measure for a national school-system was denounced by the Archbishop of Canterbury as "derogatory to the authority of the Church." As a counte-measure, his supporters established the "National Society for Promoting the Education of the Poor in the Doctrines of the Established Church"; and the founder of the organization, a clergyman, advocated a barn as a good structure for a school, and insisted that the children of the workers "should not be taught beyond their station." In 1840 a Committee of the Privy Council of Education was appointed, but bowed to the will of the Archbishops, setting forth the decree of "their lordships" that "the first purpose of all instruction must be the regulation of the thoughts and habits of the children by the doctrine and precepts of revealed religion." In 1850 a bill for secular education was denounced as presenting to the country "a choice between Heaven or Hell, God or the Devil." In 1870, Forster, author of the still unpassed bill, wrote that while the parsons were disputing, the children of the poor were "growing into savages."

For over a hundred years, the Anglican clergy have been battling with every resource at their disposal against the liberal and progressive individuals in England who wanted to educate the masses. In 1807, the Archbishop of Canterbury condemned the first measure for a national school system as "undermining the authority of the Church." In response, his supporters established the "National Society for Promoting the Education of the Poor in the Doctrines of the Established Church"; the group's founder, a clergyman, suggested that a barn would be a suitable building for a school and insisted that the children of workers "should not be taught beyond their station." In 1840, a Committee of the Privy Council of Education was created but yielded to the Archbishops' demands, declaring that "the primary purpose of all instruction must be to guide the thoughts and behaviors of children through the teachings and principles of revealed religion." In 1850, a bill for secular education was criticized for offering the nation "a choice between Heaven or Hell, God or the Devil." In 1870, Forster, author of the still-unpassed bill, remarked that while the ministers were arguing, the children of the poor were "growing into savages."

As with Education, so with Social Reform. During the struggle to abolish slavery in the British colonies, some enthusiasts endeavored to establish the doctrine that Christian baptism conferred emancipation upon negroes who accepted it; whereupon the Bishop of London laid down the formula of exploitation: "Christianity and the embracing of the gospel do not make the least alteration of civil property."

As with Education, so with Social Reform. During the fight to end slavery in the British colonies, some advocates tried to promote the idea that Christian baptism granted freedom to Black people who accepted it; in response, the Bishop of London stated the principle of exploitation: "Christianity and acceptance of the gospel do not change civil property in any way."

Gladstone, who was a democrat when he was not religious, spoke of the cultured classes of England:

Gladstone, who was a democrat when he wasn't being religious, talked about the educated classes of England:

In almost every one, if not every one, of the greatest political controversies of the last fifty years, whether they affected the franchise, whether they affected commerce, whether they affected religion, whether they affected the bad and abominable institution of slavery, or what subject they touched, these leisured classes, these educated classes, these titled classes have been in the wrong.

In nearly all, if not all, of the biggest political debates of the last fifty years—whether they involved voting rights, business, religion, the terrible institution of slavery, or any other issue—these upper-class, educated, and privileged groups have been mistaken.

The "Great Commoner" did not add "these religious classes," for he belonged to the religious classes himself; but a study of the record will supply the gap. The Church opposed all the reform measures which Gladstone himself put through. It opposed the Reform Bill of 1832. It opposed all the social reforms of Lord Shaftesbury. This noble-hearted Englishman complained that at first only a single minister of religion supported him, and to the end only a few. He expressed himself as distressed and puzzled "to find support from infidels and non-professors; opposition or coldness from religionists or declaimers."

The "Great Commoner" didn't mention "these religious classes" because he was part of them; however, examining the records will fill in the gaps. The Church fought against all the reform measures that Gladstone himself pushed through. It opposed the Reform Bill of 1832 and all the social reforms led by Lord Shaftesbury. This noble-hearted Englishman noted that initially, only one minister of religion backed him, and in the end, only a few did. He voiced his distress and confusion "to find support from non-believers and those who don’t actively practice; opposition or indifference from religious individuals or speakers."

And to our own day it has been the same. In 1894 the House of Bishops voted solidly against the Employers' Liability Law. The House of Bishops opposed Home Rule, and beat it; the House of Bishops opposed Womans' Suffrage, and voted against it to the end. Concerning this establishment Lord Shaftesbury, himself the most devout of Englishmen, used the vivid phrase: "this vast aquarium full of cold-blooded life." He told the Bishops that he would give up preaching to them about ecclesiastical reform, because he knew that they would never begin. Another member of the British aristocracy, the Hon. Geo. Russell, has written of their record and adventures:

And to this day, it's been the same. In 1894, the House of Bishops voted firmly against the Employers' Liability Law. The House of Bishops opposed Home Rule and defeated it; they also opposed Women's Suffrage and voted against it until the end. Regarding this establishment, Lord Shaftesbury, who was himself one of the most devoted Englishmen, used the striking phrase: "this vast aquarium full of cold-blooded life." He told the Bishops that he would stop preaching to them about church reform because he knew they would never start. Another member of the British aristocracy, the Hon. Geo. Russell, has written about their record and experiences:

They were defenders of absolutism, slavery, and the bloody penal code; they were the resolute opponents of every political or social reform; and they had their reward from the nation outside Parliament. The Bishop of Bristol had his palace sacked and burnt; the Bishop of London could not keep an engagement to preach lest the congregation should stone him. The Bishop of Litchfield barely escaped with his life after preaching at St. Bride's, Fleet Street. Archbishop Howley, entering Canterbury for his primary visitation, was insulted, spat upon, and only brought by a circuitous route to the Deanery, amid the execrations of the mob. On the 5th of November the Bishops of Exeter and Winchester were burnt in effigy close to their own palace gates. Archbishop Howley's chaplain complained that a dead cat had been thrown at him, when the Archbishop—a man of apostolic meekness—replied: "You should be thankful that it was not a live one."

They were supporters of absolute power, slavery, and harsh punishment laws; they were staunch opponents of any political or social change; and they were rewarded by the nation outside Parliament. The Bishop of Bristol had his palace looted and set on fire; the Bishop of London couldn't attend his sermon for fear the crowd would stone him. The Bishop of Lichfield narrowly escaped with his life after preaching at St. Bride's, Fleet Street. Archbishop Howley, arriving in Canterbury for his initial visit, was insulted, spat on, and had to take a longer route to reach the Deanery, all while enduring the crowd's curses. On November 5th, the Bishops of Exeter and Winchester were burned in effigy right by their palace gates. Archbishop Howley's chaplain complained about having a dead cat thrown at him, to which the Archbishop—a man of incredible patience—responded, "You should be grateful it wasn't a live one."

The people had reason for this conduct—as you will always find they have, if you take the trouble to inquire. Let me quote another member of the English ruling classes, Mr. Conrad Noel, who gives "an instance of the procedure of Church and State about this period":

The people had good reasons for this behavior—as you will always find they do, if you take the time to ask. Let me quote another member of the English ruling class, Mr. Conrad Noel, who provides "an example of the actions of Church and State during this time":

In 1832 six agricultural labourers in South Dorsetshire, led by one of their class, George Loveless, in receipt of 9s. a week each, demanded the 10s. rate of wages usual in the neighbourhood. The result was a reduction to 8s. An appeal was made to the chairman of the local bench, who decided that they must work for whatever their masters chose to pay them. The parson, who had at first promised his help, now turned against them, and the masters promptly reduced the wage to 7s., with a threat of further reduction. Loveless then formed an agricultural union, for which all seven were arrested, treated as convicts, and committed to the assizes. The prison chaplain tried to bully them into submission. The judge determined to convict them, and directed that they should be tried for mutiny under an act of George III, specially passed to deal with the naval mutiny at the Nore. The grand jury were landowners, and the petty jury were farmers; both judge and jury were churchmen of the prevailing type. The judge summed up as follows: "Not for anything that you have done, or that I can prove that you intend to do, but for an example to others I consider it my duty to pass the sentence of seven years' penal transportation across His Majesty's high seas upon each and every one of you."

In 1832, six agricultural workers in South Dorsetshire, led by one of their own, George Loveless, who earned 9 shillings a week each, requested the 10 shilling wage that was common in the area. Instead, their wages were cut to 8 shillings. They appealed to the chairman of the local court, who ruled that they had to accept whatever their employers decided to pay them. The parson, who had initially offered his support, turned against them, and the employers quickly lowered the wage to 7 shillings, threatening further cuts. Loveless then established an agricultural union, which led to all seven being arrested, treated like convicts, and sent to trial. The prison chaplain attempted to intimidate them into compliance. The judge, determined to convict them, ordered that they be tried for mutiny under a law from the time of George III, specifically created to address the naval mutiny at the Nore. The grand jury consisted of landowners, and the petty jury were farmers; both the judge and the jury were church members of the dominant faith. The judge concluded with: "Not for anything that you have done, or that I can prove you intend to do, but to serve as an example to others, I believe it is my duty to impose a sentence of seven years' penal transportation across His Majesty's high seas upon each and every one of you."





Suffer Little Children

The founder of Christianity was a man who specialized in children. He was not afraid of having His discourses disturbed by them, He did not consider them superfluous. "Of such is the Kingdom of Heaven", He said; and His Church is the inheritor of this tradition—"feed my lambs". There were children in Great Britain in the early part of the nineteenth century, and we may see what was done with them by turning to Gibbon's "Industrial History of England":

The founder of Christianity was a man who focused on children. He wasn’t bothered by their interruptions during his talks, and he didn’t see them as unimportant. “The Kingdom of Heaven belongs to such as these,” he said; and his Church carries on this tradition—“feed my lambs.” There were children in Great Britain in the early part of the nineteenth century, and we can learn about their treatment by looking at Gibbon's "Industrial History of England":

Sometimes regular traffickers would take the place of the manufacturer, and transfer a number of children to a factory district, and there keep them, generally in some dark cellar, till they could hand them over to a mill owner in want of hands, who would come and examine their height, strength, and bodily capacities, exactly as did the slave owners in the American markets. After that the children were simply at the mercy of their owners, nominally as apprentices, but in reality as mere slaves, who got no wages, and whom it was not worth while even to feed and clothe properly, because they were so cheap and their places could be so easily supplied. It was often arranged by the parish authorities, in order to get rid of imbeciles, that one idiot should be taken by the mill owner with every twenty sane children. The fate of these unhappy idiots was even worse than that of the others. The secret of their final end has never been disclosed, but we can form some idea of their awful sufferings from the hardships of the other victims to capitalist greed and cruelty. The hours of their labor were only limited by exhaustion, after many modes of torture had been unavailingly applied to force continued work. Children were often worked sixteen hours a day, by day and by night.

Sometimes regular traffickers would replace the manufacturer and move a number of children to a factory area, keeping them, usually in some dark basement, until they could hand them over to a mill owner in need of workers, who would come and check their height, strength, and physical abilities, just like slave owners in the American markets. After that, the children were simply at the mercy of their owners, officially as apprentices, but in reality as mere slaves, receiving no wages, and it wasn’t even worth it to properly feed and clothe them because they were so cheap and easy to replace. It was often arranged by the local authorities that one disabled child would be taken by the mill owner for every twenty able-bodied children. The fate of these unfortunate disabled children was even worse than that of the others. The truth about their final outcome has never been revealed, but we can imagine their horrific suffering from the plight of the other victims of capitalist greed and cruelty. The hours of their labor were only limited by how exhausted they became, after various forms of torture had been unsuccessfully used to force them to keep working. Children were often made to work sixteen hours a day, both day and night.

In the year 1819 an act of Parliament was proposed limiting the labor of children nine years of age to four-teen hours a day. This would seem to have been a reasonable provision, likely to have won the approval of Christ; yet the bill was violently opposed by Christian employers, backed by Christian clergymen. It was interfering with freedom of contract, and therefore with the will of Providence; it was anathema to an established Church, whose function was in 1819, as it is in 1918, and was in 1918 B. C., to teach the divine origin and sanction of the prevailing economic order. "Anu and Baal called me, Hammurabi, the exalted prince, worshipper of the gods".... so begins the oldest legal code which has come down to us, from 2250 B. C.; and the coronation service of the English church is made whole out of the same thesis. The duty of submission, not merely to divinely chosen King, but to divinely chosen Landlord and divinely chosen Manufacturer, is implicit in the church's every ceremony, and explicit in many of its creeds. In the Litany the people petition for increase of grace to hear meekly "Thy Word"; and here is this "Word," as little children are made to learn it by heart. If there exists in the world a more perfect summary of slave ethics, I do not know where to find it.

In 1819, a law was proposed in Parliament to limit the working hours of children as young as nine to fourteen hours a day. This seemed like a reasonable measure that would likely get Christ's approval; however, it faced strong opposition from Christian employers and supported by Christian clergy. They argued it interfered with freedom of contract and, therefore, with God's will; it went against an established Church, whose role in 1819, like it was in 1918, was to uphold the divine nature of the current economic system. "Anu and Baal called me, Hammurabi, the exalted prince, worshipper of the gods".... thus starts the oldest legal code we have from 2250 B.C.; and the coronation service of the English Church is built on the same idea. The expectation of submission, not only to a divinely chosen King but also to a divinely chosen Landlord and Manufacturer, is embedded in every ceremony of the Church and clearly stated in many of its creeds. In the Litany, people ask for more grace to listen humbly to "Thy Word"; and this "Word" is what little children learn by heart. If there's a better summary of the ethics of servitude out there, I don't know where to find it.

My duty towards my neighbour is..... To honour and obey the King, and all that are put in authority under him; To submit myself to all my governours, teachers, spiritual pastors, and masters: To order myself lowly and reverently to all my betters.... Not to covet nor desire other men's goods; But to learn and labour truly to get mine own living, and to do my duty in that state of life, unto which it shall please God to call me.

My responsibility to my neighbor is to honor and obey the King, along with everyone in authority beneath him; to submit myself to all my governors, teachers, spiritual leaders, and mentors; to treat those in higher positions with respect and humility; not to covet or desire what belongs to others; but to learn and work hard to earn my own living, and to fulfill my duties in whatever role in life God calls me to.

A hundred years ago one of the most popular of British writers was Hannah More. She and her sister Martha went to live in the coal-country, to teach this "catechism" to the children of the starving miners. The "Mendip Annals" is the title of a book in which they tell of their ten years' labors in a village popularly known as "Little Hell." In this place two hundred people were crowded into nineteen houses. "There is not one creature in it that can give a cup of broth if it would save a life." In one winter eighteen perished of "a putrid fever", and the clergyman "could not raise a sixpence to save a life."

A hundred years ago, one of the most popular British writers was Hannah More. She and her sister Martha moved to the coal mining area to teach this "catechism" to the children of starving miners. "Mendip Annals" is the title of a book where they recount their ten years of work in a village commonly referred to as "Little Hell." In this place, two hundred people were crammed into nineteen houses. "There isn't a single person there who could give a cup of broth if it meant saving a life." One winter, eighteen people died from "a putrid fever," and the clergyman "couldn't raise a sixpence to save a life."

And what did the pious sisters make of all this? From cover to cover you find in the "Mendip Annals" no single word of social protest, not even of social suspicion. That wages of a shilling a day might have anything to do with moral degeneration was a proposition beyond the mental powers of England's most popular woman writer. She was perfectly content that a woman should be sentenced to death for stealing butter from a dealer who had asked what the woman thought too high a price. When there came a famine, and the children of these mine-slaves were dying like flies, Hannah More bade them be happy because God had sent them her pious self. "In suffering by the scarcity, you have but shared in the common lot, with the pleasure of knowing the advantage you have had over many villages in your having suffered no scarcity of religious instruction." And in another place she explained that the famine was caused by God to teach the poor to be grateful to the rich!

And what did the devout sisters think of all this? From start to finish, the "Mendip Annals" has not a single word of social protest, not even a hint of social criticism. The idea that a daily wage of a shilling could relate to moral decline was beyond the understanding of England's most famous woman writer. She was completely fine with a woman being sentenced to death for stealing butter from a seller who had set a price that the woman thought was too high. When a famine struck, and the children of these mine-workers were dying left and right, Hannah More told them to be happy because God had sent them her virtuous presence. "In suffering from the scarcity, you have just shared in the common struggle, with the added benefit of knowing you’ve had more religious instruction than many villages." And in another instance, she explained that the famine was a divine lesson meant to teach the poor to be grateful to the rich!

Let me remind you that probably that very scarcity has been permitted by an all-wise and gracious Providence to unite all ranks of people together, to show the poor how immediately they are dependent upon the rich, and to show both rich and poor that they are all dependent upon Himself. It has also enabled you to see more clearly the advantages you derive from the government and constitution of this country—to observe the benefits flowing from the distinction of rank and fortune, which has enabled the high to so liberally assist the low.

Let me remind you that this scarcity might have been allowed by a wise and caring Providence to bring all people together, to show the poor how directly they depend on the rich, and to show both the rich and the poor that they are all reliant on Him. It has also helped you see more clearly the benefits you gain from the government and constitution of this country—to notice the advantages that come from the differences in social status and wealth, which have allowed those at the top to generously support those at the bottom.

It appears that the villagers were entirely convinced by this pious reasoning; for they assembled one Saturday night and burned an effigy of Tom Paine! This proceeding led to a tragic consequence, for one of the "common people," known as Robert, "was overtaken by liquor," and was unable to appear at Sunday School next day. This fall from grace occasioned intense remorse in Robert. "It preyed dreadfully upon his mind for many months," records Martha More, "and despair seemed at length to take possession of him." Hannah had some conversation with him, and read him some suitable passages from "The Rise and Progress". "At length the Almighty was pleased to shine into his heart and give him comfort."

It seems the villagers were completely convinced by this religious reasoning; so they gathered one Saturday night and burned an effigy of Tom Paine! This event led to a tragic outcome, as one of the "common people," named Robert, "got drunk," and couldn’t make it to Sunday School the next day. This fall from grace caused Robert a lot of guilt. "It weighed heavily on his mind for many months," notes Martha More, "and eventually despair seemed to take over him." Hannah talked with him and read some appropriate passages from "The Rise and Progress." "Finally, the Almighty was kind enough to shine into his heart and bring him comfort."

Nor should you imagine that this saintly stupidity was in any way unique in the Anglican establishment. We read in the letters of Shelley how his father tormented him with Archdeacon Paley's "Evidences" as a cure for atheism. This eminent churchman wrote a book, which he himself ranked first among his writings, called "Reasons for Contentment, addressed to the Labouring Classes of the British Public." In this book he not merely proved that religion "smooths all inequalities, because it unfolds a prospect which makes all earthly distinctions nothing"; he went so far as to prove that, quite apart from religion, the British exploiters were less fortunate than those to whom they paid a shilling a day.

Nor should you think that this kind of naïve thinking was unique to the Anglican establishment. We find in Shelley’s letters how his father tormented him with Archdeacon Paley’s "Evidences" as a cure for atheism. This prominent churchman wrote a book, which he considered the best of his works, called "Reasons for Contentment, addressed to the Labouring Classes of the British Public." In this book, he didn’t just argue that religion "smooths all inequalities because it reveals a perspective that makes all earthly distinctions insignificant"; he went as far as to claim that, apart from religion, the British exploiters were less fortunate than those they paid a shilling a day.

Some of the conditions which poverty (if the condition of the labouring part of mankind must be so called) imposes, are not hardships, but pleasures. Frugality itself is a pleasure. It is an exercise of attention and contrivance, which, whenever it is successful, produces satisfaction..... This is lost among abundance.

Some of the things that poverty (if we must call it that for the working part of humanity) brings are not hardships, but rather joys. Being frugal can actually be a joy. It requires focus and creativity, and whenever you succeed at it, it brings a sense of satisfaction... which gets lost in a world of plenty.

And there was William Wilberforce, as sincere a philanthropist as Anglicanism ever produced, an ardent supporter of Bible societies and foreign missions, a champion of the anti-slavery movement, and also of the ruthless "Combination Laws," which denied to British wage-slaves all chance of bettering their lot. Wilberforce published a "Practical View of the System of Christianity", in which he told unblushingly what the Anglican establishment is for. In a chapter which he described as "the basis of all politics," he explained that the purpose of religion is to remind the poor:

And there was William Wilberforce, as genuine a philanthropist as Anglicanism has ever produced, a passionate supporter of Bible societies and foreign missions, a leader in the anti-slavery movement, and also in favor of the harsh "Combination Laws," which took away any chance for British workers to improve their situation. Wilberforce published a "Practical View of the System of Christianity," in which he boldly explained the purpose of the Anglican establishment. In a chapter he called "the basis of all politics," he pointed out that the aim of religion is to remind the poor:

That their more lowly path has been allotted to them by the hand of God; that it is their part faithfully to discharge its duties, and contentedly to bear its inconveniences; that the objects about which worldly men conflict so eagerly are not worth the contest; that the peace of mind, which Religion offers indiscriminately to all ranks, affords more true satisfaction than all the expensive pleasures which are beyond the poor man's reach; that in this view the poor have the advantage; that if their superiors enjoy more abundant comforts, they are also exposed to many temptations from which the inferior classes are happily exempted; that, "having food and raiment, they should be therewith content," since their situation in life, with all its evils, is better than they have deserved at the hand of God; and finally, that all human distinctions will soon be done away, and the true followers of Christ will all, as children of the same Father, be alike admitted to the possession of the same heavenly inheritance. Such are the blessed effects of Christianity on the temporal well-being of political communities.

That their less privileged path has been assigned to them by God; that it's their role to faithfully fulfill its duties and to accept its hardships; that the things worldly people fight over so fiercely aren't worth the struggle; that the peace of mind that religion offers to everyone provides more true satisfaction than all the expensive pleasures that are out of reach for the poor; that in this sense, the poor have the upper hand; that if those above them enjoy more comforts, they also face many temptations that the lower classes are thankfully shielded from; that "having food and clothing, they should be content," since their life situation, with all its challenges, is better than what they truly deserve from God; and finally, that all human distinctions will soon disappear, and the true followers of Christ will, as children of the same Father, all be equally welcomed into the same heavenly inheritance. Such are the positive effects of Christianity on the well-being of political communities.





The Court Circular

The Anglican system of submission has been transplanted intact to the soil of America. When King George the Third lost the sovereignty of the colonies, the bishops of his divinely inspired church lost the control of the clergy across the seas; but this revolution was purely one of Church politics—in doctrine and ritual the "Protestant Episcopal Church of America" remained in every way Anglican. The little children of our free republic are taught the same slave-catechism, "to order myself lowly and reverently to all my betters." The only difference is that instead of being told "to honour and obey the King," they are told "to honour and obey the civil authority."

The Anglican system of submission has been fully established in America. When King George III lost control over the colonies, the bishops of his divinely inspired church lost authority over the clergy across the ocean; however, this change was purely a matter of Church politics—in terms of doctrine and rituals, the "Protestant Episcopal Church of America" remained completely Anglican. The children of our free republic are taught the same submissive lessons, "to behave humbly and respectfully towards all those in authority." The only difference is that instead of being instructed to "honor and obey the King," they are told "to honor and obey the civil authority."

It is the Church of Good Society in England, and it is the same in
Boston, New York, Philadelphia, Baltimore, Washington, Charleston. Just
as our ruling classes have provided themselves with imitation English
schools and imitation English manners and imitation English clothes—so
in their Heaven they have provided an imitation English monarch. I
wonder how many Americans realize the treason to democracy they are
committing when they allow their children to be taught a symbolism and
liturgy based upon absolutist ideas. I take up the hymn-book—not the
English, but the sturdy, independent, democratic American hymn-book.
I have not opened it for twenty years, yet the greater part of its
contents is as familiar to me as the syllables of my own name. I read:

 Holy, holy, holy! All the saints adore Thee,  Casting down their
golden crowns around the glassy sea; Cherubim and seraphim bowing down
before Thee, Which wert, and art, and ever more shall be!
It is the Church of Good Society in England, and it's the same in Boston, New York, Philadelphia, Baltimore, Washington, and Charleston. Just as our elite have set up imitation English schools, imitation English manners, and imitation English clothes—so in their Heaven, they've created an imitation English monarch. I wonder how many Americans realize the betrayal of democracy they're committing when they let their children learn a symbolism and liturgy based on absolutist ideas. I pick up the hymn book—not the English one, but the strong, independent, democratic American hymn book. I haven’t opened it in twenty years, yet most of its contents are as familiar to me as the syllables of my own name. I read:

 Holy, holy, holy! All the saints adore Thee,  Casting down their golden crowns around the glassy sea; Cherubim and seraphim bowing down before Thee, Which wert, and art, and ever more shall be!

One might quote a hundred other hymns made thus out of royal imagery. I turn at random to the part headed "General," and find that there is hardly one hymn in which there is not "king..... throne," or some image of homage and flattery. The first hymn begins—

One could reference a hundred other songs created from royal imagery. I randomly flip to the section titled "General," and see that almost every hymn includes "king..... throne," or some image of respect and praise. The first hymn starts—

     Ancient of days, Who sittest, throned in glory;
      To Thee all knees are bent, all voices pray.
     Ancient of days, You who sit, enthroned in glory;  
      To You all knees bow, all voices pray.

And the second—

And the second one—

     Christ, whose glory fills the skies—-
     Christ, whose glory fills the skies—

And the third—

And the third—

     Lord of all being, throned afar,
      Thy glory flames from sun and star.
     God of all creation, seated high,  
      Your glory shines from sun and star.

There is a court in Heaven above, to which all good Britons look up, and about which they read with exactly the same thrills as they read the Court Circular. The two courts have the same ethical code and the same manners; their Sovereigns are jealous, greedy of attention, self-conscious and profoundly serious, punctilious and precise; their existence consisting of an endless round of ceremonies, and they being incapable of boredom. No member of the Royal Family can escape this regime even if he wishes; and no more can any member of the Holy Family—not even the meek and lowly Jesus, who chose a carpenter's wife for his mother, and showed all his earthly days a preference for low society.

There is a court in Heaven above, which all good Britons look up to, and they read about it with the same excitement as they do the Court Circular. The two courts share the same ethical standards and social graces; their leaders are jealous, eager for attention, self-conscious, and deeply serious, always meticulous and exact; their existence revolves around an endless series of ceremonies, and they never seem to get bored. No member of the Royal Family can escape this lifestyle even if they want to; nor can any member of the Holy Family—not even the humble and unassuming Jesus, who chose a carpenter's wife as his mother and spent all his earthly days preferring the company of everyday people.

This unconventional Son lived obscurely; he never carried weapons, he could not bear to have so much as a human ear cut off in his presence. But see how he figures in the Court Circular:

This unconventional Son lived quietly; he never carried weapons and couldn't stand to see even a human ear cut off in his presence. But look at how he appears in the Court Circular:

 The Son of God goes forth to war,
      A kingly crown to gain:
  His blood-red banner streams afar:
      Who follows in His train?
The Son of God goes out to battle,  
      A royal crown to win:  
  His blood-red banner flies far and wide:  
      Who’s following Him?  

This carpenter's son was one of the most unpretentious men on earth; utterly simple and honest—he would not even let anyone praise him. When some one called him "good Master," he answered, quickly, "Why callest thou me good? There is none good save one, that is, God." But this simplicity has been taken with deprecation by his church, which persists in heaping compliments upon him in conventional, courtly style:

This carpenter's son was one of the most down-to-earth men in the world; totally straightforward and honest—he wouldn’t even let anyone praise him. When someone called him "good Master," he responded quickly, "Why do you call me good? No one is good except for one, and that is God." But this simplicity has been met with disapproval by his church, which continues to shower him with compliments in a formal, polite manner:

 The company of angels
      Are praising Thee on high;
  And mortal men, and all things
      Created, make reply:  All Glory, laud and honour,
      To Thee, Redeemer, King.....
The company of angels  
      Is praising You on high;  
  And mortal men, and everything  
      Created, respond:  All Glory, praise, and honor,  
      To You, Redeemer, King.....

The impression a modern man gets from all this is the unutterable boredom that Heaven must be. Can one imagine a more painful occupation than that of the saints—casting down their golden crowns around the glassy sea—unless it be that of the Triumvirate itself, compelled to sit through eternity watching these saints, and listening to their mawkish and superfluous compliments!

The impression a modern man gets from all this is the unbearable boredom that Heaven must be. Can one imagine a more painful job than that of the saints—throwing down their golden crowns around the smooth sea—unless it’s that of the Triumvirate itself, forced to sit through eternity watching these saints and listening to their sentimental and excessive compliments!

But one can understand that such things are necessary in a monarchy; they are necessary if you are going to have Good Society, and a Good Society church. For Good Society is precisely the same thing as Heaven; that is, a place to which only a few can get admission, and those few are bored. They spend their time going through costly formalities—not because they enjoy it, but because of its effect upon the populace, which reads about them and sees their pictures in the papers, and now and then is allowed to catch a glimpse of their physical Presences, as at the horse-show, or the opera, or the coaching-parade.

But it's easy to see that things like this are necessary in a monarchy; they’re needed if you want to have a Good Society and a Good Society church. Because Good Society is really just like Heaven; it’s a place that only a select few can enter, and those few end up being bored. They spend their time going through expensive formalities—not because they enjoy it, but because of how it looks to the public, which reads about them and sees their pictures in the news, and every now and then gets to catch a glimpse of them in person, like at the horse show, the opera, or the coaching parade.





Horn-blowing

I know the Church of Good Society in America, having studied it from the inside. I was an extraordinarily devout little boy; one of my earliest recollections—I cannot have been more than four years of age—is of carrying a dust-brush about the house as the choir-boy carried the golden cross every Sunday morning. I remember asking if I might say the "Lord's prayer" in this fascinating play; and my mother's reply: "If you say it reverently." When I was thirteen, I attended service, of my own volition and out of my own enthusiasm, every single day during the forty days of Lent; at the age of fifteen I was teaching Sunday-school. It was the Church of the Holy Communion, at Sixth Avenue and Twentieth Street, New York; and those who know the city will understand that this is a peculiar location—precisely half way between the homes of some of the oldest and most august of the city's aristocracy, and some of the vilest and most filthy of the city's slums. The aristocracy were paying for the church, and occupied the best pews; they came, perfectly clad, aus dem Ei gegossen, as the Germans say, with the manner they so carefully cultivate, gracious, yet infinitely aloof. The service was made for them—as all the rest of the world is made for them; the populace was permitted to occupy a fringe of vacant seats.

I know the Church of Good Society in America because I've studied it from the inside. I was an incredibly devoted little boy; one of my earliest memories—I must have been no older than four—was carrying a dust-brush around the house like the choir boy carried the golden cross every Sunday morning. I remember asking if I could say the "Lord's Prayer" in this intriguing role, and my mom said, "Only if you say it respectfully." When I was thirteen, I voluntarily attended service every single day during the forty days of Lent, driven by my own enthusiasm; by fifteen, I was teaching Sunday school. It was the Church of the Holy Communion, located at Sixth Avenue and Twentieth Street in New York, and those familiar with the city will realize this is a unique spot—exactly halfway between the homes of some of the city's oldest and most esteemed aristocrats and some of the city's most wretched slums. The aristocrats funded the church and occupied the best pews; they came perfectly dressed, as the Germans say, aus dem Ei gegossen, with their carefully cultivated manner, gracious yet completely distant. The service was tailored for them—as everything else in the world is made for them; the general public was allowed to take up a few vacant seats on the outskirts.

The assistant clergyman was an Englishman, and a gentleman; orthodox, yet the warmest man's heart I have ever known. He could not bear to have the church remain entirely the church of the rich; he would go persistently into the homes of the poor, visiting the old slum women in their pitifully neat little kitchens, and luring their children with entertainments and Christmas candy. They were corralled into the Sunday-school, where it was my duty to give them what they needed for the health of their souls.

The assistant clergy member was an Englishman and a true gentleman; traditional, yet the warmest person I have ever known. He couldn't stand the idea of the church being just for the wealthy; he consistently ventured into the homes of the less fortunate, visiting elderly women in their surprisingly tidy little kitchens, and engaging their children with fun activities and Christmas treats. They were gathered into the Sunday school, where it was my responsibility to provide them with what they needed for the health of their souls.

I taught them out of a book of lessons; and one Sunday it would be Moses in the Bulrushes, and next Sunday it would be Jonah and the Whale, and next Sunday it would be Joshua blowing down the walls of Jericho. These stories were reasonably entertaining, but they seemed to me futile, not to the point. There were little morals tagged to them, but these lacked relationship to the lives of little slum-boys. Be good and you will be happy, love the Lord and all will be well with you; which was about as true and as practical as the procedure of the Fijians, blowing horns to drive away a pestilence.

I taught them from a book of lessons; and one Sunday it would be Moses in the Bulrushes, the next Sunday it would be Jonah and the Whale, and then the Sunday after that it would be Joshua bringing down the walls of Jericho. These stories were somewhat entertaining, but to me, they felt pointless and irrelevant. There were small morals attached to them, but these had no connection to the lives of little boys from the slums. Be good and you will be happy, love the Lord and everything will be fine; which was about as true and practical as the Fijians blowing horns to ward off a plague.

I had a mind, you see, and I was using it. I was reading the papers, and watching politics and business. I, followed the fates of my little slum-boys—and what I saw was that Tammany Hall was getting them. The liquor-dealers and the brothel-keepers, the panders and the pimps, the crap-shooters and the petty thieves—all these were paying the policeman and the politician for a chance to prey upon my boys; and when the boys got into trouble, as they were continually doing, it was the clergyman who consoled them in prison—but it was the Tammany leader who saw the judge and got them out. So these boys got their lesson even earlier in life than I got mine—that the church was a kind of amiable fake, a pious horn-blowing; while the real thing was Tammany.

I was thinking clearly, and I was using my brain. I was reading the news and keeping an eye on politics and business. I followed the struggles of my young friends in the slums—and what I noticed was that Tammany Hall was taking control of them. The liquor store owners and the sex workers, the middlemen and the hustlers, the gamblers and the petty criminals—these were all paying off the cops and the politicians to exploit my boys; and when the boys found themselves in trouble, which happened all the time, it was the pastor who comforted them in jail—but it was the Tammany leader who knew the judge and got them released. So these boys learned their lesson even quicker than I did—that the church was kind of a friendly deception, a pious show; while the real power was Tammany.

I talked about this with the vestrymen and the ladies of Good Society; they were deeply pained, but I noticed that they did nothing practical about it; and gradually, as I went on to investigate, I discovered the reason—that their incomes came from real estate, traction, gas and other interests, which were contributing the main part of the campaign expenses of the corrupt Tammany machine, and of its equally corrupt rival. So it appeared that these immaculate ladies and gentlemen, aus dem Ei gegossen, were themselves engaged, unconsciously, perhaps, but none the less effectively, in spreading the pestilence against which they were blowing their religious horns!

I discussed this with the vestrymen and the women of Good Society; they were really upset, but I noticed that they didn’t do anything practical about it. As I continued my investigation, I found out why—most of their incomes came from real estate, transportation, gas, and other interests that were funding the main part of the campaign expenses for the corrupt Tammany machine and its equally corrupt rival. So it turned out that these seemingly perfect ladies and gentlemen, made of nothing but goodness, were themselves, perhaps unknowingly, but still effectively, contributing to the very problem they were complaining about!

So little by little I saw my beautiful church for what it was and is: a great capitalist interest, an integral and essential part of a gigantic predatory system. I saw that its ethical and cultural and artistic features, however sincerely they might be meant by individual clergymen, were nothing but a bait, a device to lure the poor into the trap of submission to their exploiters. And as I went on probing into the secret life of the great Metropolis of Mammon, and laying bare its infamies to the world, I saw the attitude of the church to such work; I met, not sympathy and understanding, but sneers and denunciation—until the venerable institution which had once seemed dignified and noble became to me as a sepulchre of corruption.

Slowly, I began to see my beautiful church for what it really was: a major capitalist interest, a crucial and necessary part of a massive predatory system. I realized that its ethical, cultural, and artistic qualities, no matter how genuine the intentions of individual clergymen might be, were just bait, a way to trap the poor into submitting to their oppressors. As I continued to dig into the hidden life of the great City of Wealth and exposed its wrongdoings to the world, I noticed the church's response to this work; I received not sympathy or understanding, but mockery and condemnation—until the once-respected institution became to me a tomb of corruption.





Trinity Corporation

There stands on the corner of Broadway and Wall Street a towering brown-stone edifice, one of the most beautiful and most famous churches in America. As a child I have walked through its church yard and read the quaint and touching inscriptions on its gravestones; when I was a little older, and knew Wall Street, it seemed to me a sublime thing that here in the very heart of the world's infamy there should be raised, like a finger of warning, this symbol of Eternity and Judgment. Its great bell rang at noon-time, and all the traders and their wage-slaves had to listen, whether they would or no! Such was Old Trinity to my young soul; and what is it in reality?

On the corner of Broadway and Wall Street stands a tall brownstone building, one of the most beautiful and well-known churches in America. As a child, I walked through its churchyard and read the charming and heartfelt inscriptions on its gravestones; when I was a bit older and understood Wall Street, it struck me as a powerful thing that right in the heart of the world's wrongdoing, there was this symbol of Eternity and Judgment, raised like a warning finger. Its large bell rang at noon, and all the traders and their employees had to listen, whether they wanted to or not! That was Old Trinity in my young eyes; but what is it really?

The story was told some ten years ago by Charles Edward Russell. Trinity Corporation is the name of the concern, and it is one of the great landlords of New York. In the early days it bought a number of farms, and these it has held, as the city has grown up around them, until in 1908 their value was estimated at anywhere from forty to a hundred million dollars. The true amount has never been made public; to quote Russell's words:

The story was shared around ten years ago by Charles Edward Russell. Trinity Corporation is the name of the company, and it's one of the major landlords in New York. In its early days, it purchased several farms, and it has held onto them as the city expanded around them. By 1908, their value was estimated to be between forty and a hundred million dollars. The exact amount has never been disclosed; to quote Russell's words:

The real owners of the property are the communicants of the church. For 94 years none of the owners has known the extent of the property, nor the amount of the revenue therefrom, nor what is done with the money. Every attempt to learn even the simplest fact about these matters has been baffled. The management is a self perpetuating body, without responsibility and without supervision.

The actual owners of the property are the church members. For 94 years, none of the owners has known how much property there is, how much money it makes, or what happens to the money. Every effort to find out even the most basic information about these issues has been blocked. The management is a self-sustaining group, without accountability and without oversight.

And the writer goes on to describe the business policy of this great corporation, which is simply the English land system complete. It refuses to sell the land, but rents it for long periods, and the tenant builds the house, and then when the lease expires, the Corporation takes over the house for a nominal sum. Thus it has purchased houses for as low as $200, and made them into tenements, and rented them to the swarming poor for a total of fifty dollars a month. The houses were not built for tenements, they have no conveniences, they are not fit for the habitation of animals. The article, in Everybody's Magazine for July, 1908, gives pictures of them, which are horrible beyond belief. To quote the writer again:

And the writer goes on to describe the business strategy of this huge corporation, which is basically the English land system in its entirety. It refuses to sell the land but rents it out for long periods, and the tenant builds the house. When the lease ends, the Corporation takes over the house for a nominal fee. As a result, it has acquired homes for as little as $200 and converted them into rental properties, leasing them to the crowded poor for a total of fifty dollars a month. The houses weren’t designed as rental properties; they lack basic amenities and aren’t suitable for living. The article in Everybody's Magazine from July 1908 includes pictures of these places, which are shockingly terrible. To quote the writer again:

Decay, neglect and squalor seem to brood wherever Trinity is an owner. Gladly would I give to such a charitable and benevolent institution all possible credit for a spirit of improvement manifested anywhere, but I can find no such manifestation. I have tramped the Eighth Ward day after day with a list of Trinity properties in my hand, and of all the tenement houses that stand there on Trinity land, I have not found one that is not a disgrace to civilization and to the City of New York.

Decay, neglect, and filth seem to linger wherever Trinity owns property. I would happily give this charitable and benevolent institution all the credit for any signs of improvement anywhere, but I can’t find any. I’ve walked through the Eighth Ward day after day with a list of Trinity properties in hand, and of all the tenement houses that sit on Trinity land, I haven’t found a single one that isn’t a disgrace to civilization and to the City of New York.

It happens that I once knew the stately prelate who presided over this Corporation of Corruption. I imagine how he would have shivered and turned pale had some angel whispered to him what devilish utterances were some day to proceed from the lips of the little cherub with shining face and shining robes who acted as the bishop's attendant in the stately ceremonials of the Church! Truly, even into the goodly company of the elect, even to the most holy places of the temple, Satan makes his treacherous way! Even under the consecrated hands of the bishop! For while the bishop was blessing me and taking me into the company of the sanctified, I was thinking about what the papers had reported, that the bishop's wife had been robbed of fifty thousand dollars worth of jewels! It did not seem quite in accordance with the doctrine of Jesus that a bishop's wife should possess fifty thousand dollars worth of jewels, or that she should be setting the blood-hounds of the police on the train of a human being. I asked my clergyman friend about it, and remember his patient explanation—that the bishop had to know all classes and conditions of men: his wife had to go among the rich as well as the poor, and must be able to dress so that she would not be embarrassed. The Bishop at this time was making it his life-work to raise a million dollars for the beginning of a great Episcopal cathedral; and this of course compelled him to spend much time among the rich!

I once knew the impressive bishop who oversaw this Corporation of Corruption. I can picture how he would have shuddered and turned pale if an angel had whispered to him the wicked things that would someday come from the lips of the little cherub, with a shining face and robes, who served as the bishop's assistant during the grand ceremonies of the Church! Truly, even among the chosen ones, in the most sacred places of the temple, Satan finds his sneaky way in! Even under the bishop's consecrated hands! While the bishop was blessing me and welcoming me into the community of the holy, I was thinking about what the news had reported—that the bishop's wife had been robbed of fifty thousand dollars worth of jewelry! It didn’t seem quite right, according to Jesus’ teachings, that a bishop's wife should own fifty thousand dollars worth of jewels or that she should be sending the police after someone. I asked my clergyman friend about it and remember his patient explanation—that the bishop needed to know all types of people and situations: his wife had to be among the wealthy as well as the poor and should dress in a way that wouldn’t embarrass her. At that time, the bishop was dedicated to raising a million dollars for the beginning of a grand Episcopal cathedral, which naturally required him to spend a lot of time with the wealthy!

The explanation satisfied me; for of course I thought there had to be cathedrals—despite the fact that both St. Stephen and St. Paul had declared that "the Lord dwelleth not in temples made with hands." In the twenty-five years which have passed since that time the good Bishop has passed to his eternal reward, but the mighty structure which is a monument to his visitations among the rich towers over the city from its vantage-point on Morningside Heights. It is called the Cathedral of St. John the Divine; and knowing what I know about the men who contributed its funds, and about the general functions of the churches of the Metropolis of Mammon, it would not seem to me less holy if it were built, like the monuments of ancient ravagers, out of the skulls of human beings.

The explanation satisfied me because I thought there had to be cathedrals—despite the fact that both St. Stephen and St. Paul said that "the Lord doesn't dwell in temples made by human hands." In the twenty-five years since that time, the good Bishop has passed on to his eternal reward, but the impressive structure, which stands as a monument to his efforts among the wealthy, rises above the city from its vantage point on Morningside Heights. It’s called the Cathedral of St. John the Divine; and knowing what I know about the people who funded it and the overall role of churches in the City of Wealth, it wouldn't seem any less holy to me if it were built, like the monuments of ancient conquerors, from the skulls of human beings.





Spiritual Interpretation

There remains to say a few words as to the intellectual functions of the Fifth Avenue clergy. Let us realize at the outset that they do their preaching in the name of a proletarian rebel, who was crucified as a common criminal because, as they said, "He stirreth up the people." An embarrassing "Savior" for the church of Good Society, you might imagine; but they manage to fix him up and make him respectable.

There are a few things to mention about the intellectual roles of the Fifth Avenue clergy. First, let’s understand that they preach in the name of a working-class rebel who was executed like a common criminal because, as they put it, "He stirs up the people." An awkward "Savior" for the church of Good Society, you might think; yet they find a way to present him as respectable.

I remember something analogous in my own boyhood. All day Saturday I ran about with the little street rowdies, I stole potatoes and roasted them in vacant lots, I threw mud from the roofs of apartment-houses; but on Saturday night I went into a tub and was lathered and scrubbed, and on Sunday I came forth in a newly brushed suit, a clean white collar and a shining tie and a slick derby hat and a pair of tight gloves which made me impotent for mischief. Thus I was taken and paraded up Fifth Avenue, doing my part of the duties of Good Society. And all church-members go through this same performance; the oldest and most venerable of them steal potatoes and throw mud all week—and then take a hot bath of repentance and put on the clean clothing of piety. In this same way their ministers of religion are occupied to scrub and clean and dress up their disreputable Founder—to turn him from a proletarian rebel into a stained-glass-window divinity.

I remember something similar from my childhood. All day Saturday, I ran around with the neighborhood kids, stole potatoes and roasted them in empty lots, and threw mud from the roofs of apartment buildings. But on Saturday night, I took a bath, got lathered up and scrubbed clean, and on Sunday, I showed up in a freshly pressed suit, a clean white collar, a shiny tie, a slick derby hat, and a pair of tight gloves that made it impossible for me to cause any trouble. Then I was taken and paraded up Fifth Avenue, fulfilling my role in Good Society. And all church members go through this same routine; the oldest and most respected among them steal potatoes and throw mud all week—and then take a hot bath of repentance and put on the clean clothes of piety. In the same way, their religious leaders are busy scrubbing and cleaning and dressing up their disreputable Founder—to transform him from a working-class rebel into a stained-glass-window deity.

The man who really lived, the carpenter's son, they take out and crucify all over again. As a young poet has phrased it, they nail him to a jeweled cross with cruel nails of gold. Come with me to the New Golgotha and witness this crucifixion; take the nails of gold in your hands, try the weight of the jeweled sledges! Here is a sledge, in the form of a dignified and scholarly volume, published by the exclusive house of Scribner, and written by the Bishop of my boyhood, the Bishop whose train I carried in the stately ceremonials: "The Citizen in His Relation to the Industrial Situation," by the Right Reverend Henry Codman Potter, D. D., L. L. D., D. C. L.—a course of lectures delivered before the sons of our predatory classes at Yale University, under the endowment of a millionaire mining king, founder of the Phelps-Dodge corporation, which the other day carried out the deportation from their homes of a thousand striking miners at Bisbee, Arizona. Says my Bishop:

The man who truly lived, the carpenter's son, is constantly taken out and crucified all over again. As a young poet put it, they nail him to a jeweled cross with cruel golden nails. Come with me to the New Golgotha and witness this crucifixion; take the golden nails in your hands, feel the weight of the jeweled sledges! Here is a sledge, in the form of a respectable and scholarly book, published by the prestigious house of Scribner, and written by the Bishop of my childhood, the Bishop whose train I carried in the grand ceremonies: "The Citizen in His Relation to the Industrial Situation," by the Right Reverend Henry Codman Potter, D. D., L. L. D., D. C. L.—a series of lectures delivered before the sons of our exploitative classes at Yale University, funded by a millionaire mining magnate, the founder of the Phelps-Dodge corporation, which recently displaced a thousand striking miners from their homes in Bisbee, Arizona. My Bishop says:

Christ did not denounce wealth any more than he denounced pauperism. He did not abhor money; he used it. He did not abhor the company of rich men; he sought it. He did not invariably scorn or even resent a certain profuseness of expenditure.

Christ didn’t criticize wealth any more than he criticized poverty. He didn’t hate money; he used it. He didn’t avoid the company of wealthy people; he pursued it. He didn’t always look down on or even dislike extravagant spending.

And do you think that the late Bishop of J. P. Morgan and Company stands alone as an utterer of scholarly blasphemy, a driver of golden nails? In the course of this book there will march before us a long line of the clerical retainers of Privilege, on their way to the New Golgotha to crucify the carpenter's son: the Rector of the Money Trust, the Preacher of the Coal Trust, the Priest of the Traction Trust, the Archbishop of Tammany, the Chaplain of the Millionaires' Club, the Pastor of the Pennsylvania Railroad, the Religious Editor of the New Haven, the Sunday-school Superintendent of Standard Oil. We shall try the weight of their jewelled sledges—books, sermons, newspaper-interviews, after-dinner speeches—wherewith they pound their golden nails of sophistry into the bleeding hands and feet of the proletarian Christ.

And do you really think that the late Bishop of J. P. Morgan and Company is the only one speaking scholarly nonsense, forcing golden nails? Throughout this book, we will see a long line of the clerical supporters of Privilege, all headed to a new Golgotha to crucify the carpenter's son: the Rector of the Money Trust, the Preacher of the Coal Trust, the Priest of the Traction Trust, the Archbishop of Tammany, the Chaplain of the Millionaires' Club, the Pastor of the Pennsylvania Railroad, the Religious Editor of the New Haven, the Sunday-school Superintendent of Standard Oil. We will examine the heft of their jeweled sledges—books, sermons, newspaper interviews, after-dinner speeches—with which they drive their golden nails of falsehood into the bleeding hands and feet of the working-class Christ.

Here, for example, is Rev. F. G. Peabody, Professor of Christian Morals at Harvard University. Prof. Peabody has written several books on the social teachings of Jesus; he quotes the most rabid of the carpenter's denunciations of the rich, and says:

Here, for instance, is Rev. F. G. Peabody, Professor of Christian Morals at Harvard University. Prof. Peabody has authored several books on the social teachings of Jesus; he cites some of the carpenter's most intense criticisms of the wealthy and states:

Is it possible that so obvious and so limited a message as this, a teaching so slightly distinguished from the curbstone rhetoric of a modern agitator, can be an adequate reproduction of the scope and power of the teaching of Jesus?

Is it possible that such an obvious and narrow message as this, a teaching so minimally different from the street-level rhetoric of a modern activist, can fully reflect the depth and impact of the teachings of Jesus?

The question answers itself: Of course not! For Jesus was a gentleman; he is the head of a church attended by gentlemen, of universities where gentlemen are educated. So the Professor of Christian Morals proceeds to make a subtle analysis of Jesus' actions; demonstrating therefrom that there are three proper uses to be made of great wealth: first, for almsgiving—"The poor ye have always with you!"; second, for beauty and culture—buying wine for wedding-feasts, and ointment-boxes and other objets de vertu; and third, "stewardship," "trusteeship"—which in plain English is "Big Business."

The question answers itself: Of course not! Jesus was a gentleman; he leads a church filled with gentlemen and universities where gentlemen are educated. So the Professor of Christian Morals goes on to analyze Jesus' actions, showing that there are three appropriate ways to use great wealth: first, for charitable giving—"The poor you will always have with you!"; second, for beauty and culture—buying wine for celebrations, ointment containers, and other valuable items; and third, "stewardship," "trusteeship"—which in plain language means "Big Business."

I have used the illustration of soap and hot water; one can imagine he is actually watching the scrubbing process, seeing the proletarian Founder emerging all new and respectable under the brush of this capitalist professor. The professor has a rule all his own for reading the scriptures; he tells us that when there are two conflicting sayings, the rule of interpretation is that "the more spiritual is to be preferred." Thus, one gospel makes Jesus say: "Blessed are ye poor." Another puts it: "Blessed are the poor in spirit." The first one is crude and literal; obviously the second must be what Jesus meant! In other words, the professor and his church have made for their economic masters a treacherous imitation virtue to be taught to wage-slaves, a quality of submissiveness, impotence and futility, which they call by the name of "spirituality". This virtue they exalt above all others, and in its name they cut from the record of Jesus everything which has relation to the realities of life!

I’ve used the example of soap and hot water; you can picture yourself actually watching the scrubbing process, seeing the working-class Founder coming out all fresh and respectable under the guidance of this capitalist professor. The professor has his own way of interpreting the scriptures; he tells us that when there are two conflicting statements, the interpretation rule is that "the more spiritual is to be preferred." So, one gospel has Jesus saying: "Blessed are you poor." Another has it: "Blessed are the poor in spirit." The first one is straightforward and literal; obviously, the second is what Jesus actually meant! In other words, the professor and his church have created a deceptive imitation of virtue for their economic masters, a quality of submissiveness, powerlessness, and futility, which they label as "spirituality." They elevate this virtue above all others, and in its name, they erase from the teachings of Jesus everything that relates to real life!

So here is our Professor Peabody, sitting in the Plummer chair at Harvard, writing on "Jesus Christ and the Social Question," and explaining:

So here's our Professor Peabody, sitting in the Plummer chair at Harvard, writing on "Jesus Christ and the Social Question," and explaining:

The fallacy of the Socialist program is not in its radicalism, but in its externalism. It proposes to accomplish by economic change what can be attained by nothing less than spiritual regeneration.

The flaw in the Socialist program isn't its radical ideas, but its focus on external factors. It aims to achieve through economic change what can only be reached through spiritual renewal.

And here is "The Churchman," organ of the Episcopalians of New York, warning us:

And here is "The Churchman," the publication for the Episcopalians of New York, warning us:

It is necessary to remember that something more than material and temporal considerations are involved. There are things of more importance to the purposes of God and to the welfare of humanity than economic readjustments and social amelioration.

It’s important to keep in mind that there are more than just material and temporary considerations at play. There are issues that matter more to God's purposes and the well-being of humanity than economic adjustments and social improvements.

And again:

And again:

Without doubt there is a strong temptation today, bearing upon clergy and laity alike, to address their religious energies too exclusively to those tasks whereby human life may be made more abundant and wholesome materially..... We need constantly to be reminded that spiritual things come first.

Without a doubt, there’s a strong temptation today, affecting both clergy and laypeople, to focus their religious efforts too much on tasks that make human life more abundant and better in a material sense..... We need to be reminded constantly that spiritual matters come first.

There come before my mental eye the elegant ladies and gentlemen for whom these comfortable sayings are prepared: the vestrymen and pillars of the Church, with black frock coats and black kid gloves and shiny top-hats; the ladies of Good Society with their Easter costumes in pastel shades, their gracious smiles and their sweet intoxicating odors. I picture them as I have seen them at St. George's, where that aged wild boar, Pierpont Morgan, the elder, used to pass the collection plate; at Holy Trinity, where they drove downtown in old-fashioned carriages with grooms and footmen sitting like twin statues of insolence; at St. Thomas', where you might see all the "Four Hundred" on exhibition at once; at St. Mary the Virgin's, where the choir paraded through the aisles, swinging costly incense into my childish nostrils, the stout clergyman walking alone with nose upturned, carrying on his back a jewelled robe for which some adoring female had paid sixty thousand dollars. "Spiritual things come first?" Ah, yes! "Seek first the kingdom of God, and the jewelled robes shall be added unto you!" And it is so dreadful about the French and German Socialists, who, as the "Churchman" reports, "make a creed out of materialism." But then, what is this I find in one issue of the organ of the "Church of Good Society"?

There come before my mind the stylish ladies and gentlemen for whom these comforting phrases are intended: the church leaders and influential figures, dressed in black suits and gloves with shiny top hats; the ladies of high society in their pastel Easter outfits, with their gracious smiles and sweet, intoxicating scents. I imagine them as I’ve seen them at St. George's, where that aging wild boar, Pierpont Morgan, the elder, used to pass the collection plate; at Holy Trinity, where they drove downtown in old-fashioned carriages with grooms and footmen sitting like twin statues of arrogance; at St. Thomas', where you could see all the "Four Hundred" on display at once; at St. Mary the Virgin's, where the choir paraded through the aisles, swinging expensive incense into my young nostrils, with the stout clergyman walking alone, head held high, carrying a jeweled robe that some adoring woman had paid sixty thousand dollars for. "Spiritual things come first?" Ah, yes! "Seek first the kingdom of God, and the jeweled robes shall be added unto you!" And it's so terrible about the French and German Socialists, who, as the "Churchman" reports, "make a creed out of materialism." But then, what is this I find in one issue of the organ of the "Church of Good Society"?

Business men contribute to the Y. M. C. A. because they realize that if their employees are well cared for and religiously influenced, they can be of greater service in business!

Businessmen support the Y.M.C.A. because they understand that if their employees are well taken care of and have a positive religious influence, they can be more effective in their work!

Who let that material cat out of the spiritual bag?

Who let that material cat out of the spiritual bag?





BOOK THREE — The Church of the Servant-girls

 Was it for this—that prayers like these
      Should spend themselves about thy feet,
  And with hard, over-labored knees
      Kneeling, these slaves of men should beat
  Bosoms too lean to suckle sons
  And fruitless as their orisons?

 Was it for this—that men should make
     Thy name a fetter on men's necks,
  Poor men made poorer for thy sake,
      And women withered out of sex?
  Was it for this—that slaves should be—
Thy word was passed to set men free?                          Swinburne.
Was it for this—that prayers like these  
      Should be wasted at your feet,  
  And with difficult, overly worked knees  
      Kneeling, these slaves of men should beat  
  Chests too empty to nurture sons  
  And fruitless as their wishes?  

Was it for this—that men should use  
     Your name as a chain on men's necks,  
  Poor men made poorer for your sake,  
      And women faded out of their femininity?  
  Was it for this—that slaves should be—  
Your word was meant to set men free?  




Charity

As everyone knows, the "society lady" is not an independent and self-sustaining phenomenon. For every one of these exquisite, sweet-smelling creatures that you meet on Fifth Avenue, there must be at home a large number of other women who live sterile and empty lives, and devote themselves to cleaning up after their luckier sisters. But these "domestics" also are human beings; they have emotions—or, in religious parlance, "souls;" it is necessary to provide a discipline to keep them from appropriating the property of their mistresses, also to keep them from becoming enceinte. So it comes about that there are two cathedrals in New York: one, St. John the Divine, for the society ladies, and the other, St. Patrick's, for the servant-girls. The latter is located on Fifth Avenue, where its towering white spires divide with the homes of the Vanderbilts the interest of the crowds of sight-seers. Now, early every Sunday morning, before "Good Society" has opened its eyes, you may see the devotees of the Irish snake-charmer hurrying to their orisons, each with a little black prayer-book in her hand. What is it they do inside? What are they taught about life? This is the question to which we have next to give attention.

As everyone knows, the "society lady" isn't an independent and self-sufficient figure. For every one of these elegant, sweet-smelling women you see on Fifth Avenue, there are many others at home who live dull and unfulfilling lives, taking care of their luckier counterparts. But these "domestics" are human too; they have feelings—or in religious terms, "souls;" it's necessary to impose rules to prevent them from taking their mistresses' belongings and to keep them from getting pregnant. Thus, there are two cathedrals in New York: one, St. John the Divine, for the society ladies, and the other, St. Patrick's, for the servant girls. The latter is situated on Fifth Avenue, where its towering white spires compete for attention with the homes of the Vanderbilts among the crowds of tourists. Now, early every Sunday morning, before "Good Society" has woken up, you can see the followers of the Irish snake-charmer rushing to their prayers, each holding a little black prayer book. What do they do inside? What are they taught about life? This is the question we will focus on next.

Some years ago Mr. Thomas F. Ryan, traction and insurance magnate of New York, favored me with his justification of his own career and activities. He mentioned his charities, and, speaking as one man of the world to another, he said: "The reason I put them into the hands of Catholics is not religious, but because I find they are efficient in such matters. They don't ask questions, they do what you want them to do, and do it economically."

Some years ago, Mr. Thomas F. Ryan, a traction and insurance mogul from New York, shared his thoughts on his own career and activities. He talked about his charitable work and, speaking candidly, he said: "The reason I give to Catholics is not for religious reasons, but because I find they are effective in these matters. They don’t ask questions, they do what you need them to do, and they do it efficiently."

I made no comment; I was absorbed in the implications of the remark—like Agassiz when some one gave him a fossil bone, and his mind set to work to reconstruct the creature.

I didn’t say anything; I was deep in thought about what the comment meant—like Agassiz when someone handed him a fossil bone, and he started working to piece together what the creature looked like.

When a man is drunk, the Catholics do not ask if it was long hours and improper working-conditions which drove him to desperation; they do not ask if police and politicians are getting a rake-off from the saloon, or if traction magnates are using it as an agency for the controlling of votes; they do not plunge into prohibition movements or good government campaigns—they simply take the man in, at a standard price, and the patient slave-sisters and attendants get him sober, and then turn him out for society to make him drunk again. That is "charity," and it is the special industry of Roman Catholicism. They have been at it for a thousand years, cleaning up loathsome and unsightly messes—"plague, pestilence and famine, battle and murder and sudden death." Yet—puzzling as it would seem to anyone not religious—there were never so many messes, never so many different kinds of messes, as now at the end of the thousand years of charitable activity!

When a man is drunk, Catholics don’t ask if it was long hours and bad working conditions that pushed him to desperation; they don’t question whether the police and politicians are profiting from the bar, or if transport tycoons are using it to manipulate votes. They don’t dive into prohibition campaigns or good governance efforts—they simply take the man in for a standard fee, and the dedicated staff help him sober up, only to send him back out for society to get him drunk again. That’s “charity,” and it’s the particular focus of Roman Catholicism. They’ve been doing this for a thousand years, cleaning up disgusting and unsightly messes—“plague, pestilence and famine, battle and murder and sudden death.” Yet—even though it may seem confusing to anyone who isn’t religious—there have never been so many messes, so many different types of messes, as there are now at the end of a thousand years of charitable work!

But the Catholics go on and on; like the patient spider, building and rebuilding his web across a doorway; like soldiers under the command of a ruling class with a "muddling through" tradition—

But the Catholics keep going; like a patient spider, constructing and reconstructing its web across a doorway; like soldiers under the orders of a ruling class with a "just get by" tradition—

 Theirs not to reason why,
  Theirs but to do and die.
Theirs is not to question why,  
Theirs is just to do and die.

And so of course all magnates and managers of industry who have messes to be cleaned up, human garbage-heaps to be carted away quickly and without fuss, turn to the Catholic Church for this service, no matter what their personal religious beliefs or lack of beliefs may be. Somewhere in the neighborhood of every steel-mill, every coal-mine or other place of industrial danger, you will find a Catholic hospital, with its slave-sisters and attendants. Once when I was "muck-raking" near Pittsburgh, I went to one of these places to ask information as to the frequency of industrial accidents and the fate of the victims. The "Mother Superior" received me with a look of polite dismay. "These concerns pay us!" she said. "You must see that as a matter of business it would not do for us to talk about them."

And so, of course, all the big shots and industry managers who need to deal with messy situations and human trash heaps that need to be cleared away quickly and without fuss turn to the Catholic Church for this service, regardless of their personal religious beliefs or lack thereof. You’ll find a Catholic hospital near every steel mill, coal mine, or other hazardous industrial site, staffed by dedicated sisters and attendants. Once, when I was investigating near Pittsburgh, I visited one of these places to ask about the frequency of industrial accidents and what happened to the victims. The "Mother Superior" greeted me with a look of polite shock. "These companies pay us!" she said. "You must understand that it wouldn’t be good for us to discuss these matters as a business."

Obey and keep silence: that is the Catholic law. And precisely as it is with the work of nursing and almsgiving, so it is with the work of vote-getting, the elaborate system of policemen and saloon-keepers and ward-heelers which the Catholic machine controls. This industry of vote-getting is a comparatively new one; but the Church has been handling the masses for so many centuries that she quickly learned this new way of "democracy," and has established her supremacy over all rivals. She has the schools for training the children, the confessional for controlling the women; she has the intellectual machinery, the purgatory and the code of slave-ethics. She has the supreme advantage that the rank and file of her mighty host really believe what she teaches; they do not have to listen to table-rappings and flounder through swamps of automatic writings in order to bolster their hope of the survival of personality after death!

Obey and stay quiet: that's the Catholic rule. Just like with nursing and charity work, it's the same for getting votes; the complex system of police officers, bar owners, and political fixers that the Catholic machine manages. This vote-getting operation is relatively new, but the Church has been managing the masses for so many centuries that it quickly adapted to this new form of "democracy" and has established its dominance over all competitors. It has schools to educate children, confessionals to control women; it possesses the intellectual tools, the concept of purgatory, and a set of oppressive ethics. The Church holds a major advantage because the majority of its vast following genuinely believes what it teaches; they don’t need to resort to table tapping or sift through confusing automatic writings to support their belief in the survival of the self after death!

So it comes about that our captains of industry and finance have been driven to a more or less reluctant alliance with the Papacy. The Church is here, and her followers are here, before the war several hundred thousand of them pouring into the country every year. It is no longer possible to do without Catholics in America; not merely do ditches have to be dug, roads graded, coal mined, and dishes washed, but franchises have to be granted, tariff-schedules adjusted, juries and courts manipulated, police trained and strikes crushed. Under our native political system, for these purposes millions of votes are needed; and these votes belong to people of a score of nationalities—Irish and German and Italian and French-Canadian and Bohemian and Mexican and Portuguese and Polish and Hungarian. Who but the Catholic Church can handle these polyglot hordes? Who can furnish teachers and editors and politicians familiar with all these languages?

So, it turns out that our leaders in business and finance have been pushed into a somewhat reluctant partnership with the Church. The Church is present, and its followers are here, with several hundred thousand of them arriving in the country each year before the war. It's no longer possible to get by without Catholics in America; not only do we need workers to dig ditches, grade roads, mine coal, and wash dishes, but we also need to grant franchises, adjust tariff schedules, manage juries and courts, train police, and break up strikes. Under our political system, achieving these goals requires millions of votes, and these votes come from people of many different nationalities—Irish, German, Italian, French-Canadian, Bohemian, Mexican, Portuguese, Polish, and Hungarian. Who but the Catholic Church can manage these diverse groups? Who can provide teachers, editors, and politicians who understand all these languages?

Considering how complex is the service, the price is extremely moderate—the mere actual expenses of the campaign, the cost of red fire and torch-lights, of liquor and newspaper advertisements. The rest may come out of the public till, in the form of exemption from taxation of church buildings and lands, a share of the public funds for charities and schools, the control of the police for saloon-keepers and district leaders, the control of police-courts and magistrates, of municipal administrations and boards of education, of legislatures and governors; with a few higher offices now and then, to flatter our sacred self-esteem, a senator or a justice on the Supreme Court Bench; and on state occasions, to keep up our necessary prestige, some cabinet-members and legislators and justices to attend High Mass, and be blessed in public by Catholic prelates and dignitaries.

Considering how complex the service is, the price is very reasonable—the actual costs of the campaign, the price of fireworks and torches, liquor, and newspaper ads. The rest can come from the public budget, through tax exemptions for church buildings and land, a share of public funds for charities and schools, control of the police for bar owners and local leaders, control of police courts and judges, city administrations, and school boards, as well as legislatures and governors; with a few higher positions now and then to boost our sacred self-image, like a senator or a Supreme Court justice; and for special occasions, to maintain our necessary prestige, some cabinet members and lawmakers and judges to attend High Mass and receive public blessings from Catholic priests and officials.

You think this is empty rhetoric—you comfortable, easy-going, ultra-cultured Americans? You professors in your classic shades, absorbed in "the passionless pursuit of passionless intelligence"—while the world about you slides down into the pit! You ladies of Good Society, practicing your "sweet little charities," pursuing your "dear little ideals," raising your families of one or two lovely children—while Irish and French-Canadians and Italians and Portuguese and Hungarians are breeding their dozens and scores, and preparing to turn you out of your country!

You think this is just empty talk—you laid-back, cultured Americans? You professors in your trendy shades, lost in "the unfeeling quest for unfeeling knowledge"—while the world around you falls apart! You members of high society, indulging in your "nice little charities," chasing your "precious little ideals," raising your families of one or two adorable kids—while Irish, French Canadians, Italians, Portuguese, and Hungarians are having dozens of kids and getting ready to take over your country!





God's Armor

You remember "Bishop Blougram's Apology," Browning's study of the psychology of a modern Catholic ecclesiastic. He is not unaware of modern thought, this bishop; he is a man of culture, who wants to have beauty about him, to be a "cabin passenger":

You remember "Bishop Blougram's Apology," Browning's exploration of the psychology of a contemporary Catholic bishop. This bishop is aware of modern ideas; he is cultured and seeks beauty in his surroundings, wanting to be a "cabin passenger":

  There's power in me and will to dominate
  Which I must exercise, they hurt me else;
  In many ways I need mankind's respect,
  Obedience, and the love that's born of fear.
  There's strength in me and a desire to take control  
  That I must use; otherwise, they'll hurt me;  
  In many ways, I need people's respect,  
  Compliance, and the love that comes from fear.  

He wishes that he had faith—faith in anything; he understands that faith is all-important—

He wishes he had faith—faith in anything; he knows that faith is essential—

 Enthusiasm's the best thing, I repeat.
Enthusiasm is the best thing, I say it again.

But you cannot get faith just by wishing for it—

But you can’t just wish for faith—

     But paint a fire, it will not therefore burn!
     But painting a fire won't make it burn!

He tries to imagine himself going on a crusade for truth, but he asks what there would be in it for him—

He tries to picture himself going on a mission for truth, but he wonders what he would gain from it—

     State the facts,
  Read the text right, emancipate the world—
The emancipated world enjoys itself  With scarce a thank-you.
 Blougram told it first
  It could not owe a farthing,—not to him
  More than St. Paul!
     State the facts,
  Read the text correctly, free the world—
The free world enjoys itself  With hardly a thank-you.
 Blougram said it first
  It could not owe a dime,—not to him
  More than St. Paul!

So the bishop goes on with his role, but uneasily conscious of the contempt of intellectual people.

So the bishop continues with his role, but he's acutely aware of the disdain from intellectuals.

  I pine among my million imbeciles
  (You think) aware some dozen men of sense
  Eye me and know me, whether I believe
  In the last winking virgin as I vow,
  And am a fool, or disbelieve in her,
  And am a knave.
  I long for connection among my million idiots  
  (You think) that some smart guys  
  See me and understand me, whether I believe  
  In the last modest virgin as I claim,  
  And am a fool, or don’t believe in her,  
  And am a fraud.

But, as he says, you have to keep a tight hold upon the chain of faith, that is what

But, as he says, you have to hold on tightly to the chain of faith, that is what

  Gives all the advantage, makes the difference,
  With the rough, purblind mass we seek to rule.
  We are their lords, or they are free of us,
  Just as we tighten or relax that hold.
  Gives all the advantage, makes the difference,  
  With the rough, blind crowd we seek to control.  
  We are their leaders, or they are free of us,  
  Just as we tighten or loosen that grip.

So he continues, but not with entire satisfaction, in his role of shepherd to those whom he calls "King Bomba's lazzaroni," and "ragamuffin saints."

So he goes on, but not completely happy, in his role as a shepherd to those he calls "King Bomba's street people" and "scruffy saints."

I wander into a Catholic bookstore and look to see what Bishop Blougram is doing with his lazzaroni and his ragamuffin saints here in this new country of the far West. It is easy to acquire the information, for the saleswoman is polite and the prices fit my purse. America is going to war, and Catholic boys are being drafted to be trained for battle; so for ten cents I obtain a firmly bound little pamphlet called "God's Armor, a Prayer Book for Soldiers." It is marked "Copyright by the G. R. C. Central-Verein," and bears the "Nihil Obstat" of the "Censor Theolog." and the "Imprimatur" of "Johannes Josephus, Archiepiscopus Sti. Ludovici"—which last you may at first fail to recognize as a well-known city on the Mississippi River. Do you not feel the spell of ancient things, the magic of the past creeping over you, as you read those Latin trade-marks? Such is the Dead Hand, and its cunning, which can make even St. Louis sound mysterious!

I walk into a Catholic bookstore and check out what Bishop Blougram is doing with his followers and his ragtag saints in this new land of the far West. Getting the information is easy since the saleswoman is friendly and the prices are reasonable. America is going to war, and Catholic boys are being drafted for training; so for ten cents, I grab a sturdily bound little pamphlet titled "God's Armor, a Prayer Book for Soldiers." It's labeled "Copyright by the G. R. C. Central-Verein," and has the "Nihil Obstat" from the "Censor Theolog." and the "Imprimatur" of "Johannes Josephus, Archiepiscopus Sti. Ludovici"—which you might not immediately recognize as a well-known city on the Mississippi River. Don’t you feel the allure of ancient things, the enchantment of the past washing over you, as you read those Latin trademarks? Such is the Dead Hand, with its skill, that can make even St. Louis sound intriguing!

In this booklet I get no information as to the commercial causes of war, nor about the part which the clerical vote may have played throughout Europe in supporting military systems. I do not even find anything about the sacred cause of democracy, the resolve of a self-governing people to put an end to feudal rule. Instead I discover a soldier-boy who obeys and keeps silent, and who, in his inmost heart, is in the grip of terrors both of body and soul. Poor, pitiful soldier-boy, marking yourself with crosses, performing genuflections, mumbling magic formulas in the trenches—how many billions of you have been led out to slaughter by the greeds and ambitions of your religious masters, since first this accursed Antichrist got its grip upon the hearts of men!

In this booklet, I get no information about the commercial reasons for war, nor the role the clerical vote may have played across Europe in supporting military systems. I don't even see anything about the noble cause of democracy, the determination of a self-governing people to put an end to feudal rule. Instead, I find a soldier-boy who obeys and stays quiet, and who, deep down, is filled with fears of both body and soul. Poor, pitiful soldier-boy, marking yourself with crosses, making gestures, mumbling magic formulas in the trenches—how many billions of you have been led to slaughter by the greed and ambitions of your religious leaders, ever since this cursed Antichrist took hold of the hearts of men!

I quote from this little book:

I’m quoting from this little book:

Start this day well by lifting up your heart to God. Offer yourself to Him, and beg grace to spend the day without sin. Make the sign of the cross. Most Holy Trinity, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, behold me in Thy Divine Presence. I adore Thee and give Thee thanks. Grant that all I do this day be for Thy Glory, and for the salvation of my immortal soul.

Start this day right by turning your heart to God. Offer yourself to Him and ask for the grace to spend the day without sin. Make the sign of the cross. Most Holy Trinity, Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, see me in Your Divine Presence. I adore You and thank You. Please let everything I do today be for Your Glory and for the salvation of my eternal soul.

During the day lift your heart frequently to God. Your prayers need not be long nor read from a book. Learn a few of these short ejaculations by heart and frequently repeat them. They will serve to recall God to your heart and will strengthen you and comfort you.

During the day, frequently lift your heart to God. Your prayers don’t need to be long or read from a book. Learn a few of these short phrases by heart and repeat them often. They will help remind you of God and will strengthen and comfort you.

You remember a while back about the prayer-wheels of the Thibetans. The Catholic religion was founded before the Thibetan, and is less progressive; it does not welcome mechanical devices for saving labor. You have to use your own vocal apparatus to keep yourself from hell; but the process has been made as economical as possible by kindly dispensations of the Pope. Thus, each time that you say "My God and my all," you get fifty days indulgence; the same for "My Jesus, mercy," and the same for "Jesus, my God, I love Thee above all things." For "Jesus, Mary, Joseph," you get three hundred days—which would seem by all odds the best investment of your spare breath.

You remember a while back about the prayer wheels of the Tibetans. The Catholic religion started before the Tibetan one and is less progressive; it doesn’t embrace mechanical devices for saving effort. You have to use your own voice to save yourself from hell; but the process has been made as efficient as possible through the kind allowances of the Pope. So, every time you say, "My God and my all," you earn a fifty-day indulgence; the same goes for "My Jesus, mercy," and also "Jesus, my God, I love Thee above all things." For "Jesus, Mary, Joseph," you get three hundred days—which would definitely seem like the best use of your breath.

And then come prayers for all occasions: "Prayer before Battle"; "Prayer for a Happy Death"; "Prayer in Temptation"; "Prayer before and after Meals"; "Prayer when on Guard"; "Prayer before a long March"; "Prayer of Resignation to Death"; "Prayer for Those in their Agony"—I cannot bear to read them, hardly to list them. I remember standing in a cathedral "somewhere in France" during the celebration of some special Big Magic. There was brilliant white light, and a suffocating strange odor, and the thunder of a huge organ, and a clamor of voices, high, clear voices of young boys mounting to heaven, like the hands of men in a pit reaching up, trying to climb over the top of one another. It sent a shudder into the depths of my soul. There is nothing left in the modern world which can carry the mind so far back into the ancient nightmare of anguish and terror which was once the mental life of mankind, as these Roman Catholic incantations with their frantic and ceaseless importunity. They have even brought in the sex-spell; and the poor, frightened soldier-boy, who has perhaps spent the night with a prostitute, now prostrates himself before a holy Woman-being who is lifted high above the shames of the flesh, and who stirs the thrills of awe and affection which his mother brought to him in early childhood. Read over the phrases of this "Litany of the Blessed Virgin":

And then there are prayers for every situation: "Prayer before Battle"; "Prayer for a Happy Death"; "Prayer in Temptation"; "Prayer before and after Meals"; "Prayer when on Guard"; "Prayer before a Long March"; "Prayer of Resignation to Death"; "Prayer for Those in Their Agony"—I can't stand to read them, barely to list them. I remember standing in a cathedral "somewhere in France" during a special ceremony. There was bright white light, a suffocating strange smell, the loud thunder of a huge organ, and the clamor of voices, high, clear voices of young boys rising to the heavens, like the hands of men in a pit trying to pull themselves up over one another. It sent a shiver through the depths of my soul. There's nothing left in the modern world that can take the mind so far back into the ancient nightmare of pain and fear that was once the mental life of humanity, like these Roman Catholic incantations with their frantic and relentless pleading. They've even included the sex-spell; and the poor, scared soldier-boy, who may have spent the night with a prostitute, now bows before a holy Woman being who is raised high above the shame of the flesh, stirring feelings of awe and love that his mother inspired in him during early childhood. Read over the phrases of this "Litany of the Blessed Virgin":

Holy Mary, Pray for us. Holy Mother of God. Holy Virgin of Virgins. Mother of Christ. Mother of divine grace. Mother most pure. Mother most chaste. Mother inviolate. Mother undefiled. Mother most amiable. Mother most admirable. Mother of good counsel. Mother of our Creator. Mother of our Savior. Virgin most prudent. Virgin most venerable. Virgin most renowned. Virgin most powerful. Virgin most merciful. Virgin most faithful. Mirror of justice. Seat of wisdom. Cause of our Joy. Spiritual vessel. Vessel of honor. Singular vessel of devotion. Mystical rose. Tower of David. Tower of ivory. House of gold. Ark of the covenant. Gate of heaven. Morning Star. Health of the sick. Refuge of sinners. Comforter of the afflicted. Help of Christians. Queen of Angels. Queen of Patriarchs. Queen of Prophets. Queen of Apostles. Queen of Martyrs. Queen of Confessors. Queen of Virgins. Queen of all Saints. Queen conceived without original sin. Queen of the most holy Rosary. Queen of Peace, Pray for us.

Holy Mary, pray for us. Holy Mother of God. Holy Virgin of Virgins. Mother of Christ. Mother of divine grace. Most pure Mother. Most chaste Mother. Inviolate Mother. Undefiled Mother. Most amiable Mother. Most admirable Mother. Mother of good counsel. Mother of our Creator. Mother of our Savior. Most prudent Virgin. Most venerable Virgin. Most renowned Virgin. Most powerful Virgin. Most merciful Virgin. Most faithful Virgin. Mirror of justice. Seat of wisdom. Cause of our Joy. Spiritual vessel. Vessel of honor. Unique vessel of devotion. Mystical rose. Tower of David. Tower of ivory. House of gold. Ark of the covenant. Gate of heaven. Morning Star. Health of the sick. Refuge of sinners. Comforter of the afflicted. Help of Christians. Queen of Angels. Queen of Patriarchs. Queen of Prophets. Queen of Apostles. Queen of Martyrs. Queen of Confessors. Queen of Virgins. Queen of all Saints. Queen conceived without original sin. Queen of the most holy Rosary. Queen of Peace, pray for us.





Thanksgivings

For another five cents—how cheaply a man of insight can obtain thrills in this fantastic world!—I purchase a copy of the "Messenger of the Sacred Heart", a magazine published in New York, the issue for October, 1917. There are pages of advertisements of schools and colleges with strange titles: "Immaculata Seminary", "Holy Cross Academy", "Holy Ghost Institute", "Ladycliff", "Academy of Holy Child Jesus". The leading article is by a Jesuit, on "The Spread of the Apostleship of Prayer among the Young"; and then "Sister Clarissa" writes a poem telling us "What are Sorrows"; and then we are given a story called "Prayer for Daddy"; and then another Jesuit father tells us about "The Hills that Jesus Loved". A third father tells us about the "Eucharistic Propaganda"; and we learn that in July, 1917, it distributed 11,699 beads, and caused the expenditure of 57,714 hours of adoration; and then the faithful are given a form of letter which they are to write to the Honorable Baker, Secretary of War, imploring him to intimate to the French government that France should withdraw from one of her advances in civilization, and join with mediaeval America in exempting priests from being drafted to fight for their country. And then there is a "Question Box"—just like the Hearst newspapers, only instead of asking whether she should allow him to kiss her before he has told her that he loves her, the reader asks what is the Pauline Privilege, and what is the heroic Act, and is Robert a saint's name, and if food remains in the teeth from the night before, would it break the fast to swallow it before Holy Communion. (No, I am not inventing this.)

For another five cents—how cheaply a person with insight can find excitement in this amazing world!—I buy a copy of the "Messenger of the Sacred Heart," a magazine published in New York, the October 1917 issue. There are pages filled with ads for schools and colleges with unusual names: "Immaculata Seminary," "Holy Cross Academy," "Holy Ghost Institute," "Ladycliff," "Academy of Holy Child Jesus." The main article is by a Jesuit, discussing "The Spread of the Apostleship of Prayer among the Young"; then "Sister Clarissa" shares a poem about "What are Sorrows"; next, there’s a story titled "Prayer for Daddy"; and another Jesuit father writes about "The Hills that Jesus Loved." A third father covers the "Eucharistic Propaganda," mentioning that in July 1917, it distributed 11,699 beads and resulted in 57,714 hours of adoration; then the faithful are provided with a template letter they should send to the Honorable Baker, Secretary of War, urging him to inform the French government that France should take a step back from one of its advancements in civilization and join with medieval America in exempting priests from being drafted to serve in combat. Finally, there’s a "Question Box"—similar to those in Hearst newspapers, except instead of asking whether she should let him kiss her before he declares his love, readers inquire about the Pauline Privilege, what is the heroic Act, whether Robert is a saint's name, and if food stuck in the teeth from the previous night would break a fast if swallowed before Holy Communion. (No, I’m not making this up.)

I quoted the Episcopal Book of Common Prayer, and pointed out how deftly the Church has managed to slip in a prayer for worldly prosperity. But the Catholic Church does not show any squeamishness in dealing with its "million imbeciles", its "rough, purblind mass". There is a department of the little magazine entitled "Thanksgiving", and a statement at the top that "the total number of Thanksgivings for the month is 2,143,911." I am suspicious of that, as of German reports of prisoners taken; but I give the statement as it stands, not going through the list and picking out the crudest, but taking them as they come, classified by states:

I quoted the Episcopal Book of Common Prayer and pointed out how cleverly the Church has managed to include a prayer for worldly success. But the Catholic Church has no hesitation in referring to its "million fools" and its "rough, blind crowd." There’s a section in the little magazine called "Thanksgiving," with a note at the top saying, "the total number of Thanksgivings for the month is 2,143,911." I’m skeptical about that, similar to how one might feel about German reports of captured soldiers; however, I present the statement as it is, without going through the list to pull out the most outrageous, but taking them as they appear, categorized by states:

GENERAL FAVORS: For many of these favors Mass and publication were promised, for others the Badge of Promoter's Cross was used, for others the prayers of the Associates had been asked.

GENERAL FAVORS: For many of these favors, Mass and publication were promised; for others, the Badge of Promoter's Cross was used; for some, the prayers of the Associates had been requested.

Alabama—Jewelry found, relief from pain, protection during storm.

Alabama—Found jewelry, relief from pain, protection during a storm.

Alaska—Safe return, goods found.

Alaska—Safe return, items recovered.

Arizona—Two recoveries, suitable boarding place, illness averted, safe delivery.

Arizona—Two recoveries, proper boarding place, illness prevented, safe arrival.

British Honduras—Successful operation.

Belize—Successful operation.

California—Seventeen recoveries, six situations, two successful examinations, house rented, stocks sold, raise in salary, return to religious duties, sight regained, medal won, Baptism, preservation from disease, contract obtained, success in business, hearing restored, Easter duty made, happy death, automobile sold, mind restored, house found, house rented, successful journey, business sold, quarrel averted, return of friends, two successful operations.

California—Seventeen recoveries, six situations, two successful exams, rented a house, sold stocks, salary increase, returned to religious duties, regained sight, won a medal, Baptism, protection from illness, secured a contract, achieved success in business, restored hearing, completed Easter duty, peaceful death, sold a car, restored mind, found a house, rented a house, successful trip, sold a business, avoided a quarrel, reunion with friends, two successful surgeries.

And for all these miraculous performances the Catholic machine is harvesting the price day by day—harvesting with that ancient fervor which the Latin poet described as "auri sacra fames". As Christopher Columbus wrote from Jamaica in 1503: "Gold is a wonderful thing. By means of gold we can even get souls into Paradise."

And for all these incredible feats, the Catholic Church is reaping the rewards day by day—reaping with the same intense passion that the Latin poet called "auri sacra fames." As Christopher Columbus wrote from Jamaica in 1503: "Gold is an amazing thing. With gold, we can even get souls into Paradise."





The Holy Roman Empire

The system thus self-revealed you admit is appalling in its squalor; but you say that at least it is milder and less perilous than the Church which burned Giordano Bruno and John Huss. But the very essence of the Catholic Church is that it does not change; semper eadem is its motto: the same yesterday, today and forever—the same in Washington as in Rome or Madrid—the same in a modern democracy as in the Middle Ages. The Catholic Church is not primarily a religious organization; it is a political organization, and proclaims the fact, and defies those who would shut it up in the religious field, The Rev. S. B. Smith, a Catholic doctor of divinity, explains in his "Elements of Ecclesiastical Law":

The system, as you've pointed out, reveals itself to be shocking in its filth; yet you claim it's at least milder and less dangerous than the Church that executed Giordano Bruno and John Huss. However, the core of the Catholic Church is that it doesn't change; its motto is semper eadem: the same yesterday, today, and forever—the same in Washington as in Rome or Madrid—the same in a modern democracy as in the Middle Ages. The Catholic Church isn't just a religious organization; it's a political organization and openly states this, challenging anyone who tries to confine it to purely religious matters. The Rev. S. B. Smith, a Catholic doctor of divinity, explains in his "Elements of Ecclesiastical Law":

Protestants contend that the entire power of the Church consists in the right to teach and exhort, but not in the right to command, rule, or govern; whence they infer that she is not a perfect society or sovereign state. This theory is false; for the Church, as was seen, is vested Jure divino with power, (1) to make laws; (2) to define and apply them (potestas judicialis); (3) to punish those who violate her laws (potestas coercitiva).

Protestants argue that the Church's authority lies solely in its ability to teach and encourage, not in its right to command, rule, or govern; therefore, they conclude that it is not a complete society or sovereign state. This idea is incorrect; as previously established, the Church holds divinely given authority to: (1) create laws; (2) interpret and enforce them (judicial power); (3) punish those who break her laws (coercive power).

And this is not one scholar's theory, but the formal and repeated proclamation of infallible popes. Here is the "Syllabus of Errors", issued by Pope Pius IX, Dec. 8th, 1864, declaring in precise language that,

And this isn’t just one scholar's theory; it’s the official and repeatedly stated declaration of infallible popes. Here is the "Syllabus of Errors," issued by Pope Pius IX on December 8th, 1864, stating clearly that,

The state has not the right to leave every man free to profess and embrace whatever religion he shall deem true.

The state does not have the right to allow everyone to freely practice and adopt any religion they believe is true.

It has not the right to enact that the ecclesiastical power shall require the permission of the civil power in order to the exercise of its authority.

It does not have the right to state that the church's authority must get permission from the government to exercise its power.

Then in the same Syllabus the rights and powers of the Church are affirmed thus:

Then in the same Syllabus, the rights and powers of the Church are affirmed like this:

She has the right to require the state not to leave every man free to profess his own religion.

She has the right to demand that the state doesn't allow every person to freely practice their own religion.

She has the right to exercise her power without the permission or consent of the state.

She has the right to use her power without the state's permission or consent.

She has the right of perpetuating the union of church and state.

She has the right to continue the union of church and state.

She has the right to require that the Catholic religion shall be the only religion of the state, to the exclusion of all others.

She has the right to demand that the Catholic religion be the only religion of the state, excluding all others.

She has the right to prevent the state from granting the public exercise of their own worship to persons immigrating from it.

She has the right to stop the state from allowing the public practice of their own worship for people coming from there.

She has the power of requiring the state not to permit free expression of opinion.

She has the authority to demand that the state not allow free expression of opinion.

You see, the Holy Office is unrepentant and unchastened. You, who think that liberty of conscience is the basis of civilization, ought at least to know what the Catholic Church has to say about the matter. Here is Mgr. Segur, in his "Plain Talk About Protestantism of Today", a book published in Boston and extensively circulated by American Catholics:

You see, the Holy Office is unrepentant and unchastened. You, who think that freedom of conscience is the foundation of civilization, should at least understand what the Catholic Church has to say about it. Here is Mgr. Segur, in his "Plain Talk About Protestantism of Today," a book published in Boston and widely distributed by American Catholics:

Freedom of thought is the soul of Protestantism; it is likewise the soul of modern rationalism and philosophy. It is one of those impossibilities which only the levity of a superficial reason can regard as admissible. But a sound mind, that does not feed on empty words, looks upon this freedom of thought only as simply absurd, and, what is more, as sinful.

Freedom of thought is the essence of Protestantism; it is also the essence of modern rationalism and philosophy. It's one of those impossibilities that only the shallow reasoning of a superficial mind can consider acceptable. However, a clear mind, one that doesn’t get caught up in meaningless words, sees this freedom of thought as not just absurd, but also sinful.

You take the liberty of thinking, nevertheless; you feel safe because the Law will protect you. But do you imagine that this "Law" applies to your Catholic neighbors? Do you imagine that they are bound by the restraints that bind you? Here is Pope Leo XIII, in his Encyclical of 1890—and please remember that Leo XIII was the beau ideal of our capitalist statesmen and editors, as wise and kind and gentle-souled a pope as ever roasted a heretic. He says:

You think you’re free to think this way; you feel secure because the Law will safeguard you. But do you really believe that this "Law" also applies to your Catholic neighbors? Do you think they’re held back by the same limitations that restrict you? Here’s Pope Leo XIII in his Encyclical from 1890—and remember, Leo XIII was the ideal figure for our capitalist leaders and journalists, as wise and kindhearted as any pope who ever punished a heretic. He says:

If the laws of the state are openly at variance with the laws of God—if they inflict injury upon the Church—or set at naught the authority of Jesus Christ which is vested in the Supreme Pontiff, then indeed it becomes a duty to resist them, a sin to render obedience.

If the state's laws clearly conflict with God's laws—if they harm the Church—or disregard the authority of Jesus Christ that's granted to the Supreme Pontiff, then it is indeed a duty to resist them, and a sin to obey.

And consider how many fields there are in which the laws of a democratic state do and forever must contravene the "laws of God" as interpreted by the Catholic Church. Consider for example, that the Pope, in his decree Ne Temere, has declared that all persons who have been married by civil authorities or by Protestant clergymen are living in "filthy concubinage"! Consider, in the same way, the problems of education, burial, prison discipline, blasphemy, poor relief, incorporation, mortmain, religious endowments, vows of celibacy. To the above list, as given by Gladstone, one might add many issues, such as birth control, which have arisen since his time.

And think about how many areas exist where the laws of a democratic state need to and always will conflict with the "laws of God" as interpreted by the Catholic Church. For instance, the Pope, in his decree Ne Temere, has stated that anyone married by civil authorities or Protestant ministers is living in "filthy concubinage"! Similarly, consider the challenges related to education, burial, prison rules, blasphemy, social aid, incorporation, dead hand laws, religious endowments, and vows of celibacy. To that list, as mentioned by Gladstone, we could add many issues that have come up since his time, like birth control.

What the Church means is to rule. Her literature is full of expressions of that intention, set forth in the boldest and haughtiest and most uncompromising manner. For example, Cardinal Manning, in the Pro-Cathedral at Kensington, speaking in the name of the Pope:

What the Church wants is to be in charge. Her writings are packed with expressions of that goal, presented in the boldest, most arrogant, and firmest way. For instance, Cardinal Manning, in the Pro-Cathedral at Kensington, speaking on behalf of the Pope:

I acknowledge no civil power; I am the subject of no prince; I claim more than this—I claim to be the supreme judge and director of the consciences of men—-of the peasant that tills the field, and of the prince that sits upon the throne; of the household of privacy, and the legislator that makes laws for kingdoms; I am the sole, last supreme judge of what is right and wrong.

I recognize no authority; I’m bound to no ruler; I demand even more than that—I claim to be the ultimate judge and guide of people's consciences—of the farmer who works the land, and of the king on the throne; of the private home, and the lawmaker who creates laws for nations; I am the only, final supreme judge of what is right and wrong.





Temporal Power

What this means is, that here in our American democracy the Catholic Church is a rebel; a prisoner of war who bides his time, watching for the moment to rise in revolt, and meantime making no secret of his intentions. The pious Leo XIII, addressing all true believers in America, instructed them as to their attitude in captivity:

What this means is that in our American democracy, the Catholic Church is a rebel; a prisoner of war waiting for the right moment to rise up, and in the meantime, he's not hiding his intentions. The devout Leo XIII, speaking to all true believers in America, guided them on how to behave in captivity:

The Church amongst you, unopposed by the Constitution and government of your nation, fettered by no hostile legislation, protected against violence by the common laws and the impartiality of the tribunals, is free to live and act without hindrance. Yet, though all this is true, it would be very erroneous to draw the conclusion that in America is to be sought the type of the most desirable status of the church, or that it would be universally lawful or expedient for state and church to be, as in America, dissevered and divorced. The fact that Catholicity with you is in good condition, nay, is even enjoying a prosperous growth, is by all means to be attributed to the fecundity with which God has endowed His Church.... But she would bring forth more abundant fruits if, in addition to liberty, she enjoyed the favor of the laws and patronage of the public authority.

The Church among you is free to live and act without obstacles, supported by the Constitution and your country's government, unhindered by any hostile laws, and protected from violence by common laws and fair judicial systems. However, while this is true, it would be a mistake to conclude that America represents the ideal status for the Church or that it would be universally appropriate for church and state to be completely separate as they are in America. The fact that Catholicism is thriving and even growing strong among you is mainly due to the blessings God has bestowed upon His Church.... Yet, it would produce even greater results if, alongside freedom, it also received the support of laws and backing from public authority.

Accordingly, here is Father Phelan of St. Louis, addressing his flock in the "Western Watchman", June 27, 1913:

Accordingly, here is Father Phelan of St. Louis, addressing his congregation in the "Western Watchman," June 27, 1913:

Tell us we are Catholics first and Americans or Englishmen afterwards; of course we are. Tell us, in the conflict between the church and the civil government we take the side of the church; of course we do. Why, if the government of the United States were at war with the church, we would say tomorrow, To hell with the government of the United States; and if the church and all the governments of the world were at war, we would say, To hell with all the governments of the world.... Why is it that in this country, where we have only seven per cent of the population, the Catholic church is so much feared? She is loved by all her children and feared by everybody. Why is it that the Pope has such tremendous power? Why, the Pope is the ruler of the world. All the emperors, all the kings, all the princes, all the presidents of the world, are as these altar boys of mine. The Pope is the ruler of the world.

Tell us that we are Catholics first and Americans or Englishmen after; of course we are. Tell us that in the struggle between the church and the government, we side with the church; of course we do. Honestly, if the government of the United States were at war with the church, we would say, "To hell with the government of the United States," and if the church were at war with all the governments of the world, we would say, "To hell with all the governments of the world." Why is it that in this country, where we only make up seven percent of the population, the Catholic church is so much feared? She is loved by all her children and feared by everyone else. Why does the Pope hold such immense power? The Pope is the ruler of the world. All the emperors, all the kings, all the princes, all the presidents of the world are like my altar boys. The Pope is the ruler of the world.

You recall what I said at the outset about Power; the ability to control the lives of other men, to give laws and moral codes, to shape fashions and tastes, to be revered and regarded. Here is a man swollen to bursting with this Power. Dressed in his holy robes, with his holy incense in his nostrils, and the faces of the faithful gazing up at him awe-stricken, hear him proclaim:

You remember what I mentioned at the beginning about Power; the ability to control other people's lives, to set laws and moral standards, to influence trends and preferences, to be honored and respected. Here stands a man filled to the brim with this Power. Clad in his sacred robes, with holy incense wafting in his nostrils, and the faces of the devout looking up at him in wonder, listen to him declare:

The Church gives no bonds for her good behavior. She is the judge of her own rights and duties, and of the rights and duties of the state.

The Church doesn't provide guarantees for her good conduct. She decides for herself what her rights and responsibilities are, as well as those of the state.

And lest you think that an extreme example of ultramontanist arrogance, listen to the Boston "Pilot", April 6, 1912, speaking for Cardinal O'Connell, whose official organ it is:

And just in case you believe this is an extreme case of ultramontanist arrogance, listen to the Boston "Pilot," April 6, 1912, which speaks for Cardinal O'Connell, its official representative:

It must be borne in mind that even though Cardinals Farley, O'Connell and Gibbons are at heart patriotic Americans and members of an American hierarchy, yet they are as cardinals foreign princes of the blood, to whom the United States, as one of the great powers of the world, is under an obligation to concede the same honors that they receive abroad.

It should be noted that even though Cardinals Farley, O'Connell, and Gibbons are truly patriotic Americans and part of the American leadership, they are also, as cardinals, foreign princes of the church. Therefore, the United States, being one of the major powers in the world, is obligated to give them the same honors that they receive in other countries.

Thus, were Cardinal Farley to visit an American man-of-war, he would be entitled to the salutes and to naval honors reserved for a foreign royal personage, and at any official entertainment at Washington the Cardinal will outrank not merely every cabinet officer, the speaker of the house and the vice-president, but also the foreign ambassadors, coming immediately next to the chief magistrate himself.

Thus, if Cardinal Farley were to visit an American warship, he would be entitled to the salutes and naval honors reserved for a foreign royal figure, and at any official event in Washington, the Cardinal would outrank not just every cabinet member, the speaker of the house, and the vice president, but also the foreign ambassadors, coming directly after the president himself.

Incidentally, it may be mentioned that when a royal personage not of sovereign rank visits New York it is his duty to make the first call on Cardinal Farley.

Incidentally, it's worth noting that when a royal figure who isn’t a reigning monarch visits New York, it’s customary for them to be the first to pay a visit to Cardinal Farley.





Knights of Slavery

Such is the worldly station of these apostles of the lowly Jesus. And what is their attitude towards their brothers in God, the rank and file of the membership, whose pennies grease the wheels of the ecclesiastical machine? His Holiness, the Pope, sent over a delegate to represent him in America, and at a convention of the Federation of Catholic Societies held in New Orleans in November, 1910, this gentleman, Diomede Falconio, delivered himself on the subject of Capital and Labor. We have heard the slave-code of the Anglican disciples of Jesus, the revolutionary carpenter; now let us hear the slave-code of his Roman disciples:

This is the worldly position of these followers of the humble Jesus. And what is their attitude toward their fellow believers, the everyday members, whose contributions keep the church running? His Holiness, the Pope, sent a representative to America, and at a convention of the Federation of Catholic Societies held in New Orleans in November 1910, this man, Diomede Falconio, spoke on the topic of Capital and Labor. We have heard the slave-code of the Anglican followers of Jesus, the revolutionary carpenter; now let’s hear the slave-code of his Roman followers:

Human society has its origin from God and is constituted of two classes of people, the rich and the poor, which respectively represent Capital and Labor.

Human society comes from God and consists of two groups of people, the rich and the poor, which represent Capital and Labor, respectively.

Hence it follows that according to the ordinance of God, human society is composed of superiors and subjects, masters and servants, learned and unlettered, rich and poor, nobles and plebeians.

Hence, it follows that based on God's ordinance, human society consists of those in power and those under them, employers and employees, educated and uneducated, wealthy and poor, nobles and common people.

And lest this should not be clear enough, the Pope sent a second representative, Mgr. John Bonzano, who, speaking at a general meeting of the German Catholic Central-Verein, St. Louis, 1917, declared:

And to make sure this was clear, the Pope sent a second representative, Mgr. John Bonzano, who, speaking at a general meeting of the German Catholic Central-Verein in St. Louis, 1917, stated:

One of the worst evils that may grow out of the European war is the spreading of the doctrine of Socialism, and the Catholic Church must be ready to counteract such doctrines. We must be ready to prevent the spread of Socialism and to work against it. As I understand, you have a society of wealthy people in St. Louis ready for such a campaign. You have experienced leaders who are masters in their kind of work. They are always insistent to show that this wealth was and is in close touch with the Church, and therefore it will not fail.

One of the worst outcomes of the European war is the spread of Socialist ideas, and the Catholic Church needs to be prepared to counter these beliefs. We must act to stop the spread of Socialism and actively work against it. As I understand it, there’s a group of wealthy individuals in St. Louis prepared for such a campaign. You have experienced leaders who are experts in their field. They consistently emphasize that this wealth is closely connected to the Church, and therefore, it will not falter.

This, you perceive, is the complete thesis of the present book, which therefore no doubt will be entitled to the "Nihil Obstat" of the "Censor Theolog.", and the "Imprimatur" of "Johannes Josephus, Archiepiscopus Sti. Ludovici." No wonder that the "experienced leaders" of America, our captains of industry and exploiters of labor, are forced, whatever their own faith may be, to make use of this system of subjection. A few years ago we read in our papers how a Jewish millionaire of Baltimore was presenting a fortune to the Catholic Church, to be used in its war upon Socialism. The late Mark Hanna, the shrewdest and most far-seeing man that Big Business ever brought into power, said that in twenty years there would be two parties in America, a capitalist and a socialist; and that it would be the Catholic church that would save the country from Socialism. That prophecy was widely quoted, and sank into the souls of our steel and railway and money magnates; from which time you might see, if you watched political events, a new tone of deference to the Roman Hierarchy on the part of our ruling classes. Today you cannot get an expression of opinion hostile to Catholicism into any newspaper of importance. The Associated Press does not handle news unfavorable to the Church, and from top to bottom, the politician takes off his hat when the Sacred Host goes by. Said Archbishop Quigley, speaking before the children of the Mary Sodality:

This, as you can see, is the overall argument of this book, which will undoubtedly receive the "Nihil Obstat" from the "Censor Theolog." and the "Imprimatur" from "Johannes Josephus, Archbishop of St. Louis." It’s no surprise that the "experienced leaders" of America—our industry captains and labor exploiters—are compelled, regardless of their personal beliefs, to rely on this system of oppression. A few years ago, we saw in the news how a Jewish millionaire from Baltimore was donating a fortune to the Catholic Church to support its fight against Socialism. The late Mark Hanna, perhaps the most astute and forward-thinking figure that Big Business ever elevated to power, predicted that in twenty years, there would be two parties in America: a capitalist party and a socialist party; and that the Catholic Church would be the one to protect the country from Socialism. That prediction was widely cited and resonated deeply with our steel, railway, and finance tycoons; from that point on, if you observed political events, you would notice a new attitude of respect towards the Roman Hierarchy from our ruling class. Nowadays, you won't find any significant newspaper printing anything critical of Catholicism. The Associated Press avoids reporting unfavorable news about the Church, and across the board, politicians show respect when the Sacred Host passes by. Archbishop Quigley remarked while speaking to the children of the Mary Sodality:

I'd like to see the politician who would try to rule against the church in Chicago. His reign would be short indeed.

I'd like to see the politician who would try to go against the church in Chicago. His time in office would be very short.





Priests and Police

And how is it in our national capital, the palladium of our liberties? As a means of demonstrating the power of the church and the subservience of our politicians, the Catholics have invented what they call the "Cardinal's Day Mass": An elaborate procession of high ecclesiastics, dressed in gorgeous robes and jewels, through the streets of Washington, accompanied by a small army of policemen, paid by non-Catholic taxpayers. The Cardinal seats himself upon a throne, and our political rulers make obeisance before him. On Sunday, January 14, 1917, there were present at this political mass the following personages: Four cabinet members and their wives; the speaker of the House; a large group of senators and representatives; a general of the army and his wife; an admiral of the navy and his wife; the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court and his wife, and another Justice of the Supreme Court and his wife.

And what's it like in our nation's capital, the protector of our freedoms? To show off the power of the church and the submissiveness of our politicians, the Catholics have created what they call the "Cardinal's Day Mass": An elaborate procession of high-ranking clergy, dressed in beautiful robes and jewels, through the streets of Washington, accompanied by a small army of police officers, paid for by non-Catholic taxpayers. The Cardinal takes a seat on a throne, and our political leaders bow down to him. On Sunday, January 14, 1917, the following notable figures attended this political mass: Four cabinet members and their wives; the Speaker of the House; a large group of senators and representatives; a general from the army and his wife; an admiral from the navy and his wife; the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court and his wife, along with another Justice of the Supreme Court and his wife.

And understand that the church makes no secret of its purpose in conducting such public exhibitions. Here is the pious Pope Leo XIII again, in his Encyclical of Nov. 1, 1885:

And understand that the church is open about its purpose in holding these public displays. Here is the devout Pope Leo XIII again, in his Encyclical of Nov. 1, 1885:

All Catholics must make themselves felt as active elements in daily political life in the countries where they live. They must penetrate, wherever possible, in the administration of civil affairs; must constantly exert the utmost vigilance and energy to prevent the usages of liberty from going beyond the limits fixed by God's law. All Catholics should do all in their power to cause the constitutions of states and legislation to be modeled on the principles of the true Church.

All Catholics need to actively engage in the political life of the countries they live in. They should get involved in managing civil affairs whenever possible and always be alert and proactive to ensure that the exercise of freedom stays within the boundaries set by God's law. All Catholics should strive to influence state constitutions and laws to reflect the principles of the true Church.

And following these instructions, the Catholics are organized for political work. There are the various Catholic Societies, such as the Knights of Columbus, secret, oath-bound organizations, the military arm of the Papal Power. These societies boast some three million members, and control not less than that many votes. The one thing that you can be certain about these votes is that on every public question, of whatever nature, they will be cast on the side of ignorance and reaction. Thus, it was the influence of the Catholic Societies which put upon our national statute books the infamous law providing five years imprisonment and five thousand dollars fine for the sending through the mail of information about the prevention of conception. It is their influence which keeps upon the statute-books of New York state the infamous law which permits divorce only for infidelity, and makes it "collusion" if both parties desire the divorce. It is these societies which, in every city and town in America, are pushing and plotting to get Catholics upon library boards, so that the public may not have a chance to read scientific books; to get Catholics into the public schools and on school-boards, so that children may not hear about Galileo, Bruno, and Ferrer; to have Catholics in control of police and on magistrates benches, so that priests who are caught in brothels may not be exposed or punished.

And following these instructions, Catholics are organized for political work. There are various Catholic societies, like the Knights of Columbus, which are secret, oath-bound groups and the military wing of the Papal Power. These societies claim around three million members and control at least that many votes. One thing you can be sure of with these votes is that on every public issue, no matter what it is, they will be cast in favor of ignorance and conservatism. For instance, it was the influence of the Catholic societies that led to the inclusion of the notorious law in our national statutes which imposes five years in prison and a five thousand dollar fine for sending information about contraception through the mail. Their influence also maintains the infamous law in New York state that allows divorce only for infidelity and considers it "collusion" if both parties want a divorce. These societies are, in every city and town in America, scheming and working to get Catholics on library boards, so the public won't have a chance to read scientific books; to place Catholics in public schools and on school boards, so children won't learn about Galileo, Bruno, and Ferrer; and to have Catholics in positions of power in law enforcement and on judges' benches, so that priests caught in brothels won't be exposed or punished.

You are shocked at this, you think it a vulgar jest, perhaps; but during a period of "vice raids" in New York I was told by a captain of police, himself a Catholic, that it was a common thing for them to get priests in their net. "Of course," the official added, good-naturedly, "we let them slip out." I understood that he had to do that; for the Pope, in his "Motu Proprio" decree, has forbidden Catholics to bring a priest into court for any civil crime whatsoever; he has forbidden Catholic policemen to arrest, Catholic judges to try, and Catholic law-makers to make laws affecting any priest of the Church of Rome. And of course we know, upon the authority of a cardinal, that the Pope is "the sole, last, supreme judge of what is right and wrong." He has held that position for a thousand years and more; and wherever you consult the police records throughout the thousand years, you find the same entries concerning Catholic ecclesiastics. I turn to Riley's "Illustrations of London Life from Original Documents," and I find in the year 1385 a certain chaplain, whose name is considerately suppressed, had a breviary stolen from him by a loose woman, because he has not given her any money, either on that night or the one previous. In 1320 John de Sloghtre, a priest, is put in the tower "for being found wandering about the city against the peace", and Richard Heyring, a priest, is indicted in the ward of Farringdon and in the ward of Crepelgate "as being a bruiser and nightwalker." That this has been going on for six hundred years is due, not to any special corruption of the Catholic heart, but to the practice of clerical celibacy, which is contrary to nature, a transgression of fundamental instinct. It should be noted that the purpose of this transgression, which pretends to be spiritual, is really economic; it was the means whereby the church machine built up its power through the Middle Ages. The priests had children then, as they have them today; but these children not being recognized, the church machine remained the sole heir of the property of its clergy.

You're shocked by this—you might think it's a crude joke. But during a time of "vice raids" in New York, a police captain, who was a Catholic, told me it was common for them to catch priests in their operations. "Of course," he said with a grin, "we let them go." I understood why he had to say that; the Pope, in his "Motu Proprio" decree, has prohibited Catholics from bringing a priest into court for any civil crime. He has forbidden Catholic police from making arrests, Catholic judges from trying cases, and Catholic lawmakers from creating laws that affect any priest of the Catholic Church. And we know, according to a cardinal, that the Pope is "the only, final, supreme judge of what is right and wrong." He has held this position for over a thousand years; and if you look at police records throughout that time, you'll see consistent entries about Catholic clergy. When I check Riley's "Illustrations of London Life from Original Documents," I find that in 1385, a nameless chaplain had his breviary stolen by a woman of ill repute because he hadn't given her any money, not that night or the one before. In 1320, a priest named John de Sloghtre was imprisoned "for wandering around the city against the peace," while another priest, Richard Heyring, was charged in the wards of Farringdon and Crepelgate "for being a brawler and a nightwalker." This has been happening for six hundred years not because of any unique corruption of the Catholic community, but because of the practice of clerical celibacy, which goes against nature and fundamental instincts. It's important to note that the purported spiritual purpose behind this is actually economic; it was a way for the church to consolidate its power throughout the Middle Ages. Priests had children back then, just like they do today, but since these children were not acknowledged, the church became the sole inheritor of its clergy's property.





The Church Militant

Knowing what we know today, we marvel that it was possible for Germany to prepare through so many years for her assault on civilization, and for England to have slept through it all. In exactly the same way, the historian of a generation from now will marvel that America should have slept, while the New Inquisition was planning to strangle her. For we are told with the utmost explicitness precisely what is to be done. We are to see wiped out these gains of civilization for which our race has bled and agonized for many centuries; the very gains are to serve as the means of their own destruction! Have we not heard Pope Leo tell his faithful how to take advantage of what they find in America—our easy-going trust, our quiet certainty of liberty, our open-handed and open-homed and hail-fellow-well-met democracy?

Knowing what we know today, it's amazing to think that Germany could prepare for so many years to attack civilization, while England remained oblivious. Similarly, in a generation, historians will be astonished that America ignored the fact that the New Inquisition was planning to suffocate her. We're told very clearly what the plan is. We are to see the achievements of civilization—which our people have fought and suffered for over many centuries—completely erased; those very achievements will become the tools for their own undoing! Haven't we heard Pope Leo instructing his followers on how to exploit what they find in America—our laid-back trust, our quiet confidence in freedom, our generous and welcoming democracy?

We see the army being organized and drilled under our eyes; and we can read upon its banners its purpose proclaimed. Just as the Prussian military caste had its slogan "Deutschland ueber Alles!" so the Knights of Slavery have their slogan: "Make America Catholic!"

We watch as the army is being organized and trained before our eyes, and we can read its purpose announced on its banners. Just like the Prussian military had its slogan "Germany Above All!" the Knights of Slavery have their own slogan: "Make America Catholic!"

Their attitude to democratic institutions is attested by the fact that none of their conventions ever fails in its resolutions to "deeply deplore the loss of the temporal power of Our Father, the Pope." Their subjection to priestly domination is indicated by such resolutions as this, bearing date of May 13th, 1914:

Their attitude towards democratic institutions is evident in the fact that none of their conventions ever fails to "strongly regret the loss of the earthly power of Our Father, the Pope." Their submission to priestly control is shown by resolutions like this one, dated May 13th, 1914:

The Knights of Columbus of Texas in annual convention assembled, prostrate at the feet of Your Holiness, present filial regards with assurances of loyalty and obedience to the Holy See and request the Papal blessing.

The Knights of Columbus of Texas gathered at their annual convention, humbly at Your Holiness's feet, expressing their respectful greetings along with assurances of loyalty and obedience to the Holy See, and requesting the Papal blessing.

On June 10th, 1912, one T. J. Carey of Palestine, Texas, wrote to Archbishop Bonzano, the Apostolic Delegate: "Must I, as a Catholic, surrender my political freedom to the Church? And by this I mean the right to vote for the Democratic, Socialist, or Republican parties when and where I please?" The answer was: "You should submit to the decisions of the Church, even at the cost of sacrificing political principles." And to the same effect Mgr. Preston, In New York City, Jan. 1, 1888: "The man who says, 'I will take my faith from Peter, but I will not take my politics from Peter,' is not a true Catholic."

On June 10, 1912, T. J. Carey from Palestine, Texas, wrote to Archbishop Bonzano, the Apostolic Delegate: "Do I, as a Catholic, have to give up my political freedom to the Church? By that, I mean my right to vote for the Democratic, Socialist, or Republican parties whenever and wherever I want." The reply was: "You should follow the Church's decisions, even if it means sacrificing your political beliefs." Similarly, Mgr. Preston stated in New York City on January 1, 1888: "The person who says, 'I will take my faith from Peter but won't take my politics from Peter' is not a true Catholic."

Such is the Papal machine; and not a day passes that it does not discover some new scheme to advance the Papal glory; a "Catholic battle-ship" in the United States navy; Catholic chaplains on all ships of the navy; Catholic holidays—-such as Columbus Day—to be celebrated by all Protestants in America; thirty million dollars worth of church property exempted from taxation in New York City; mission bells to be set up at the expense of the state of California; state support for parish schools—or, if this cannot be had, exemption of Catholics from taxation for school purposes. So on through the list which might continue for pages.

Such is the Papal machine; and not a day goes by without it finding some new way to boost Papal glory; a "Catholic warship" in the United States navy; Catholic chaplains on every navy ship; Catholic holidays—like Columbus Day—that all Protestants in America are expected to celebrate; thirty million dollars' worth of church property exempt from taxes in New York City; mission bells to be established at the expense of the state of California; state funding for parish schools—or, if that’s not possible, tax exemptions for Catholics regarding school funding. The list goes on and could continue for pages.

More than anything else, of course, the Papal machine is concerned with education, or rather, with the preventing of education. It was in its childish days that the race fell under the spell of the Priestly Lie; it is in his childish days that the individual can be most safely snared. Suffer little children to come unto the Catholic priest, and he will make upon their sensitive minds an impression which nothing in after life can eradicate. So the mainstay of the New Inquisition is the parish-school, and its deadliest enemy is the American school system. Listen to the Rev. James Conway, of the Society of Jesus, in his book, "The Rights of Our Little Ones":

More than anything else, the Papal system is focused on education, or rather, on preventing it. It was during its early days that humanity fell under the influence of the Priestly Lie; it is in their youth that individuals can be most easily trapped. Allow young children to come to the Catholic priest, and he will leave a mark on their impressionable minds that nothing later in life can remove. Thus, the foundation of the New Inquisition is the parish school, and its biggest threat is the American school system. Listen to Rev. James Conway of the Society of Jesus in his book, "The Rights of Our Little Ones":

Catholic parents cannot, in conscience send their children to American public schools, except for very grave reasons approved by the ecclesiastical authorities.

Catholic parents cannot, in good conscience, send their children to American public schools unless there are very serious reasons approved by church authorities.

While state education removes illiteracy and puts a limited amount of knowledge within the reach of all, it cannot be said to have a beneficial influence on civilization in general.

While state education eliminates illiteracy and provides a basic level of knowledge accessible to everyone, it cannot be considered to have a positive impact on civilization as a whole.

The state cannot justly enforce compulsory education, even in case of utter illiteracy, so long as the essential physical and moral education are sufficiently provided for.

The government can't fairly enforce mandatory education, even in cases of complete illiteracy, as long as basic physical and moral education is adequately provided.

And so, at all times and in all places, the Catholic Church is fighting the public school. Eternal vigilance is necessary; as "America", the organ of the Jesuits, explains:

And so, at all times and in all places, the Catholic Church is opposing the public school system. Constant vigilance is required; as "America," the publication of the Jesuits, explains:

Sometimes it is a new building code, or an attempt at taxing the school buildings, which creates hardships to the parochial and other private schools. Now it is the free text book law that puts a double burden on the Catholics. Then again it is the unwise extension of the compulsory school age that forces children to be in school until they are 16 to 18 years old.

Sometimes it's a new building code or an effort to tax school buildings that causes difficulties for parochial and other private schools. Right now, it's the free textbook law that places an extra burden on Catholics. Then there's the unwise extension of the compulsory school age, which requires children to stay in school until they are 16 to 18 years old.

And if you wish to know the purpose of the Catholic schools, hear Archbishop Quigley of Chicago, speaking before the children of the Mary Sodality in the Holy Name Parish-School:

And if you want to understand the purpose of Catholic schools, listen to Archbishop Quigley of Chicago, addressing the children of the Mary Sodality at the Holy Name Parish-School:

Within twenty years this country is going to rule the world. Kings and emperors will pass away, and the democracy of the United States will take their place. The West will dominate the country, and what I have seen of the Western parochial schools has proved that the generation which follows us will be exclusively Catholic. When the United States rules the world the Catholic Church will rule the world.

Within twenty years, this country is going to dominate the world. Kings and emperors will fade away, and the democracy of the United States will take their place. The West will lead the nation, and what I've seen of the Western parochial schools shows that the generation that follows us will be entirely Catholic. When the United States dominates the world, the Catholic Church will rule the world.





The Church Triumphant

The question may be asked, What of it? What if the Church were to rule? There are not a few Americans who believe that there have to be rich and poor, and that rule by Roman Catholics might be preferable to rule by Socialists. Before you decide, at least do not fail to consider what history has to tell about priestly government. We do not have to use our imaginations in the matter, for there was once a Golden Age such as Archbishop Quigley dreams of, when the power of the church was complete, when emperors and princes paid homage to her, and the civil authority made haste to carry out her commands. What was the condition of the people in those times? We are told by Lea, in his "History of the Inquisition" that:

The question can be raised, so what? What if the Church took control? There are quite a few Americans who believe there must be rich and poor, and that being governed by Roman Catholics might be better than being ruled by Socialists. Before you make a decision, at least consider what history reveals about priestly rule. We don’t need to rely on our imagination for this; there was once a Golden Age that Archbishop Quigley dreams of, when the Church held absolute power, and emperors and princes paid their respects to it, while civil authorities rushed to execute its orders. What was life like for the people back then? Lea tells us in his "History of the Inquisition" that:

The moral condition of the laity was unutterably depraved. Uniformity of faith had been enforced by the Inquisition and its methods, and so long as faith was preserved, crime and sin was comparatively unimportant except as a source of revenue to those who sold absolution. As Theodoric Vrie tersely puts it, hell and purgatory would be emptied if enough money could be found. The artificial standard thus created is seen in a revelation of the Virgin to St. Birgitta, that a Pope who was free from heresy, no matter how polluted by sin and vice, is not so wicked but that he has the absolute power to bind and loose souls. There are many wicked popes plunged in hell, but all their lawful acts on earth are accepted and confirmed by God, and all priests who are not heretics administer true sacraments, no matter how depraved they may be. Correctness of belief was thus the sole essential; virtue was a wholly subordinate consideration. How completely under such a system religion and morals came to be dissociated is seen in the remarks of Pius II, that the Franciscans were excellent theologians, but cared nothing about virtue.

The moral state of the laypeople was completely corrupt. The Inquisition enforced a uniformity of faith, and as long as people maintained their faith, crime and sin were relatively unimportant, except as a way to profit for those selling absolution. As Theodoric Vrie puts it, hell and purgatory would be emptied if enough money could be found. This artificial standard is illustrated by a revelation of the Virgin to St. Birgitta, that a Pope who is free from heresy, regardless of how sinful and immoral, is still not so bad that he doesn't have the absolute power to bind and loose souls. There are many sinful popes in hell, but all their lawful acts on earth are accepted and confirmed by God, and all priests who are not heretics administer valid sacraments, no matter how corrupt they might be. The correctness of belief became the only essential; virtue was a completely secondary issue. The extent to which religion and morals became disconnected is evident in Pius II's comments that the Franciscans were excellent theologians but cared nothing about virtue.

This, in fact, was the direct result of the system of persecution embodied in the Inquisition. Heretics who were admitted to be patterns of virtue were ruthlessly exterminated in the name of Christ, while in the same holy name the orthodox could purchase absolution for the vilest of crimes for a few coins. When the only unpardonable offence was persistence in some trifling error of belief, such as the poverty of Christ; when men had before them the example of their spiritual guides as leaders in vice and debauchery and contempt of sacred things, all the sanctions of morality were destroyed and the confusion between right and wrong became hopeless. The world has probably never seen a society more vile than that of Europe in the fourteenth and fifteenth centuries. The brilliant pages of Froissart fascinate us with their pictures of the artificial courtesies of chivalry; the mystic reveries of Rysbroek and of Tauler show us that spiritual life survived in some rare souls, but the mass of the population was plunged into the depths of sensuality and the most brutal oblivion of the moral law. For this Alvaro Pelayo tells us that the priesthood were accountable, and that, in comparison with them, the laity were holy. What was that state of comparative holiness he proceeds to describe, blushing as he writes, for the benefit of confessors, giving a terrible sketch of universal immorality which nothing could purify but fire and brimstone from heaven. The chroniclers do not often pause in their narrations to dwell on the moral aspects of the times, but Meyer, in his annals of Flanders, under date of 1379, tells us that it would be impossible to describe the prevalence everywhere of perjuries, blasphemies, adulteries, hatreds, quarrels, brawls, murder, rapine, thievery, robbery, gambling, whoredom, debauchery, avarice, oppression of the poor, rape, drunkenness: and similar vices, and he illustrates his statement with the fact that in the territory of Ghent, within the space of ten months, there occurred no less than fourteen hundred murders committed in the bagnios, brothels, gambling-houses, taverns, and other similar places. When, in 1396, Jean sans Peur led his Crusaders to destruction at Micopolis, their crimes and cynical debauchery scandalized even the Turks, and led to the stern rebuke of Bajazet himself, who as the monk of St. Denis admits was much better than his Christian foes. The same writer, moralizing over the disaster at Agincourt, attributes it to the general corruption of the nation. Sexual relations, he says, were an alternation of disorderly lust and of incest; commerce was nought but fraud and treachery; avarice withheld from the Church her tithes, and ordinary conversation was a succession of blasphemies. The Church, set up by God as a model and protector of the people, was false to all its obligations. The bishops, through the basest and most criminal of motives, were habitual accepters of persons; they anointed themselves with the last essence extracted from their flocks, and there was in them nothing of holy, of pure, of wise, or even of decent.

This was actually the direct result of the persecution system represented by the Inquisition. Heretics, who were recognized as models of virtue, were brutally exterminated in the name of Christ, while in the same holy name the orthodox could buy forgiveness for the most despicable crimes for just a few coins. When the only unforgivable sin was sticking to some minor belief, like the poverty of Christ; when people saw their spiritual leaders indulging in vice, debauchery, and disrespect for sacred things, all moral standards collapsed and the line between right and wrong became completely blurred. The world has probably never seen a society as corrupt as Europe in the fourteenth and fifteenth centuries. The captivating writings of Froissart enchant us with their portrayals of the false courtesies of chivalry; the mystical reflections of Rysbroek and Tauler show that spiritual life persisted in a few rare souls, but the majority of the population was mired in extreme sensuality and brutal disregard for the moral law. Alvaro Pelayo tells us that the priesthood was to blame, and that, in contrast to them, the laity were holy. He goes on to describe this state of relative holiness, blushing as he writes for the benefit of confessors, giving a grim picture of widespread immorality that could only be cleansed by divine fire and brimstone. Chroniclers don't often stop their accounts to discuss the moral state of the times, but Meyer, in his annals of Flanders, states in 1379 that it would be impossible to convey how rampant perjury, blasphemy, adultery, hatred, quarrels, brawls, murder, robbery, thievery, gambling, prostitution, debauchery, greed, oppression of the poor, rape, and drunkenness were. He supports his claim with the fact that in Ghent, within just ten months, there were fourteen hundred murders in locations like brothels, gambling houses, taverns, and other similar venues. When, in 1396, Jean sans Peur led his Crusaders to their doom at Micopolis, their crimes and blatant debauchery scandalized even the Turks, leading to a harsh reprimand from Bajazet himself, who, as the monk of St. Denis notes, was much better than his Christian enemies. The same writer, reflecting on the disaster at Agincourt, blames it on the nation's overall corruption. Sexual relations, he says, were marked by chaotic lust and incest; commerce was nothing but fraud and treachery; greed kept the Church from receiving its tithes, and everyday conversations were filled with blasphemies. The Church, established by God as a model and protector of the people, failed in all its responsibilities. The bishops, driven by the basest and most criminal motives, were habitual acceptors of bribes; they drained the last essence from their flocks, and there was nothing holy, pure, wise, or decent about them.





God in the Schools

But that, you may say, was a long time ago. If so, let us take a modern country in which the Catholic Church has worked its will. Until recently, Spain was such a country. Now the people are turning against the clerical machine; and if you ask why, turn to Rafael Shaw's "Spain From Within":

But you might say that was a long time ago. If that's the case, let's consider a modern country where the Catholic Church has had its way. Until recently, Spain was one of those countries. Now, the people are pushing back against the clerical system; and if you want to know why, check out Rafael Shaw's "Spain From Within":

On every side the people see the baleful hand of the Church, interfering or trying to interfere in their domestic life, ordering the conditions of employment, draining them of their hard-won livelihood by trusts and monopolies established and maintained in the interest of the Religious Orders, placing obstacles in the way of their children's education, hindering them in the exercise of their constitutional rights, and deliberately ruining those of them who are bold enough to run counter to priestly dictation. Riots suddenly break out in Barcelona; they are instigated by the Jesuits. The country goes to war in Morocco; it is dragged into it solely in defense of the mines owned, actually, if not ostensibly, by the Jesuits. The consumos cannot be abolished because the Jesuits are financially interested in their continuance.

On every side, people see the harmful influence of the Church, interfering or trying to interfere in their personal lives, dictating employment conditions, draining them of their hard-earned livelihoods through trusts and monopolies set up and maintained for the benefit of the Religious Orders, obstructing their children's education, hindering them from exercising their constitutional rights, and deliberately ruining those brave enough to resist priestly orders. Riots suddenly break out in Barcelona; they are stirred up by the Jesuits. The country goes to war in Morocco; it is dragged into this conflict solely to protect the mines owned, actually or by appearance, by the Jesuits. The consumos can’t be abolished because the Jesuits have a financial stake in their continuation.

We have read the statement of a Jesuit father, that "the state cannot justly enforce compulsory education, even in case of utter illiteracy." How has that doctrine worked out in Spain? There was an official investigation of school conditions, the report appearing in the "Heraldo de Madrid" for November, 1909. In 1857 there had been passed a law requiring a certain number of schools in each of the 79 provinces: this requirement being below the very low standards prevailing at that time in other European countries. Yet in 1909 it was found that only four provinces had the required number of elementary schools, and at the rate of increase then prevailing it would have taken 150 years to catch up. Seventy-five per cent of the population were wholly illiterate, and 30,000 towns and villages had no government schools at all. The government owed nearly a million and a half dollars in unpaid salaries to the teachers. The private schools were nearly all "nuns' schools", which taught only needle-work and catechism; the punishments prevailing in them were "cruel and disgusting."

We read a statement from a Jesuit father saying that "the state cannot justly enforce compulsory education, even in cases of complete illiteracy." How has that idea played out in Spain? An official investigation into school conditions was published in the "Heraldo de Madrid" in November 1909. In 1857, a law was passed that mandated a certain number of schools in each of the 79 provinces, which was already below the very low standards of other European countries at that time. Yet by 1909, it was found that only four provinces had the required number of elementary schools, and at the rate of growth then occurring, it would have taken 150 years to catch up. Seventy-five percent of the population was completely illiterate, and 30,000 towns and villages had no government schools at all. The government owed nearly one and a half million dollars in unpaid salaries to teachers. Most private schools were operated by nuns, teaching only needlework and catechism, and the punishments used in them were "cruel and disgusting."

As to the location of the schools, a report of the Minister of Education to the Cortes, the Parliament of Spain, sets forth as follows:

As for where the schools are located, a report from the Minister of Education to the Cortes, the Parliament of Spain, states the following:

More than 10,000 schools are on hired premises, and many of these are absolutely destitute of hygienic conditions. There are schools mixed up with hospitals, with cemeteries, with slaughter houses, with stables. One school forms the entrance to a cemetery, and the corpses are placed on the master's table while the last responses are being said. There is a school into which the children cannot enter until the animals have been sent out to pasture. Some are so small that as soon as the warm weather begins the boys faint for want of air and ventilation. One school is a manure-heap in process of fermentation, and one of the local authorities has said that in this way the children are warmer in winter. One school in Cataluna adjoins the prison. Another, in Andalusia, is turned into an enclosure for the bulls when there is a bull-fight in the town.

More than 10,000 schools are in rented spaces, and many of these lack basic hygiene. Some schools are located next to hospitals, cemeteries, slaughterhouses, and stables. One school serves as the entrance to a cemetery, with bodies laid out on the teacher's desk while last rites are being said. There’s a school where children can’t enter until the animals have been taken out to pasture. Some are so cramped that when warm weather hits, the boys faint from lack of air and ventilation. One school is basically a fermenting manure pile, and a local official has claimed that this keeps the kids warmer in winter. One school in Catalonia is right next to a prison. Another, in Andalusia, is used as a pen for bulls when there's a bullfight in town.

These conditions excited the indignation of a Spanish educator by the name of Francesco Ferrer. He founded what he called a "modern school", in which the pupils should be taught science and common sense. He drew, of course, the bitter hatred of the Catholic hierarchy, which saw in the spread of his principles the end of their mastery of the people. When the Barcelona insurrection took place, they had Ferrer seized upon a charge of having been its instigator; they had him tried in secret before a military tribunal, convicted upon forged documents, and shot beneath the walls of the fortress of Montjuich. The case was thoroughly investigated by William Archer, one of England's leading critics, a man of scrupulous rectitude of mind. His conclusion is that Ferrer was absolutely innocent of the charges against him, and that his execution was the result of a clerical plot. Of Ferrer's character Archer writes:

These circumstances sparked outrage in a Spanish educator named Francesco Ferrer. He established what he called a "modern school," where students would learn science and common sense. Naturally, this attracted the intense hatred of the Catholic hierarchy, which viewed the spread of his ideas as a threat to their control over the people. When the insurrection in Barcelona occurred, they had Ferrer arrested on the accusation of being its instigator; he was tried in secret by a military tribunal, convicted based on falsified evidence, and executed at the walls of the Montjuich fortress. The case was thoroughly investigated by William Archer, one of England's leading critics, known for his integrity. His conclusion was that Ferrer was completely innocent of the charges against him and that his execution was the result of a clerical conspiracy. Regarding Ferrer’s character, Archer writes:

Fragmentary though they be, the utterances which I have quoted form a pretty complete revelation. From first to last we see in him an ardent, uncompromising, incorruptible idealist. His ideals are narrow, and his devotion to them fanatical; but it is devoid, if not of egoism, at any rate of self-interest and self-seeking. As he shrank from applying the money entrusted him to ends of personal luxury, so also he shrank from making his ideas and convictions subserve any personal ambition or vanity.

Fragmented as they are, the statements I've quoted provide a fairly complete insight. From beginning to end, we see him as a passionate, unwavering, and unyielding idealist. His ideals are limited, and his commitment to them is intense; however, it lacks, if not selfishness, at least any concern for personal gain or self-promotion. Just as he avoided using the money entrusted to him for personal luxuries, he also avoided allowing his ideas and beliefs to serve any personal ambition or vanity.





The Menace

There are, of course, many people in America who will not rest idle while their country falls into the condition of Spain. There are anti-Catholic propaganda societies, which send out lecturers to discuss the Church and its records; and this is exasperating to devout believers, who regard the Church as holy, and any criticism of it as blasphemy. So we have opportunity to observe the working out of the doctrine that the Church is superior to the civil law.

There are definitely many people in America who won’t sit back and watch their country decline like Spain did. There are anti-Catholic groups that send out speakers to talk about the Church and its history; this frustrates devout believers, who see the Church as sacred and any criticism of it as offensive. This gives us a chance to see how the idea that the Church is above civil law plays out.

On June 12th, 1913, there came to the little town of Oelwein, Iowa, a former priest of the Catholic Church, named Jeremiah J. Crowley, to deliver a lecture exposing the Papal propaganda. The Catholics of the town made efforts to intimidate the owner of the place in which the lecture was to be given; the priest of the town, Father O'Connor, preached a sermon furiously denouncing the lecturer; and after the lecture the unfortunate Crowley was surrounded by a mob of men, women and boys, and although he was six feet three in size, he was beaten almost to death. At the trial which followed it developed that Father O'Connor and also his brother, a judge on the Superior Bench, were accessories before the fact.

On June 12th, 1913, a former Catholic priest named Jeremiah J. Crowley arrived in the small town of Oelwein, Iowa, to give a lecture exposing Papal propaganda. The local Catholics tried to intimidate the owner of the venue where the lecture was taking place; the town’s priest, Father O'Connor, delivered a fiery sermon condemning Crowley; and after the lecture, Crowley was surrounded by a mob of men, women, and boys. Even though he was six feet three inches tall, he was beaten nearly to death. During the subsequent trial, it came to light that Father O'Connor and his brother, a judge on the Superior Bench, had played a part in the incident before it happened.

Nor is this a solitary instance. The Catholic military societies, with their uniforms and their armories, are not maintained for nothing. As Archbishop Quigley declared before the German Catholic Central Verein:

Nor is this a one-time occurrence. The Catholic military societies, with their uniforms and their arsenals, aren't kept for no reason. As Archbishop Quigley stated in front of the German Catholic Central Verein:

We have well ordered and efficient organizations, all at the beck and nod of the hierarchy and ready to do what the church authorities tell them to do. With these bodies of loyal Catholics ready to step into the breach at any time and present an unbroken front to the enemy we may feel secure.

We have well-organized and efficient organizations, always ready to follow the orders of the hierarchy and do what the church authorities ask. With these dedicated Catholics prepared to step up at any moment and present a united front against the enemy, we can feel secure.

And so, on the evening of April 15th, 1914, a group of Catholics entered the Pierce Hotel in Denver, Colorado, overpowered a police guard and seized the Rev. Otis L. Spurgeon, an anti-Catholic lecturer. They bound and gagged him, took him to a lonely woods, and beat him to insensibility. The same thing happened to the Rev. Augustus Barnett, at Buffalo; the Rev. William Black was killed at Marshall, Texas. In each case the assailants avowed themselves Knights of Columbus, and efforts to punish them failed, because no jury can be got to convict a Catholic, fighting for his Pope against a godless state. The most pious Leo XIII has laid down:

And so, on the evening of April 15th, 1914, a group of Catholics entered the Pierce Hotel in Denver, Colorado, overpowered a police guard, and captured Rev. Otis L. Spurgeon, an anti-Catholic speaker. They bound and gagged him, took him to a remote area in the woods, and beat him into unconsciousness. A similar fate befell Rev. Augustus Barnett in Buffalo; Rev. William Black was killed in Marshall, Texas. In each instance, the attackers identified themselves as Knights of Columbus, and attempts to hold them accountable failed because no jury could be found that would convict a Catholic for defending his Pope against a godless state. The most devout Leo XIII has stated:

It is an impious deed to break the laws of Jesus Christ for the purpose of obeying the magistrates, or to transgress the law of the Church under the pretext of observing the civil law.

It is a wrongful act to violate the laws of Jesus Christ in order to follow the leaders, or to go against the Church's laws under the excuse of obeying civil law.

There are papers published to warn Americans against the plotting of this political Church. One of them, "The Menace," has a circulation of more than a million; and naturally the Knights of Slavery do not enjoy reading it. Year after year they have marshalled their power to have this paper barred from the mails—so far, in vain. They caused an obscenity prosecution, which failed; so finally the press rooms of the paper were blown up with dynamite. At the present time there is a "Catholic Truth Society" with a publication called "Truth", to oppose the anti-Catholic campaign; and that is all right, of course—except when the agents who collect the two-dollar subscriptions to this publication make use of Untruth in their labors—promising absolution and salvation to the families, dead and living, of those who "come across" with subscriptions. In the "Bulletin of the American Federation of Catholic Societies" for September, 1915, I find a record of the ceaseless plotting to bar criticism of the Catholic Church from the mails. Fitzgerald, a Tammany Catholic congressman, proposes a bill in Washington; and Judge St. Paul, of New Orleans, a member of the Federation's "law committee", points out the difficulties in the way of such legislation. You cannot pass a law against ridiculing religion, because the Catholics want to ridicule Christian Science, Mormonism, and the "Holy Ghost and Us" Society! The Judge thinks the purpose of the Papal plotters will be accomplished if they can slip into the present law the words "scurrilous and slanderous"; he hopes that this much can be done without the American people catching on!

There are articles published to warn Americans about the schemes of this political Church. One of them, "The Menace," has a circulation of over a million, and naturally, the Knights of Slavery don’t like reading it. Year after year, they have used their power to try to get this paper banned from the mail—so far, without success. They initiated an obscenity prosecution, which failed; so eventually, the press rooms of the paper were blown up with dynamite. Currently, there is a "Catholic Truth Society" with a publication called "Truth" to counter the anti-Catholic campaign, and that’s fine, of course—except when the agents who collect two-dollar subscriptions for this publication use Untruth in their efforts—promising absolution and salvation to the families, both dead and alive, of those who sign up for subscriptions. In the "Bulletin of the American Federation of Catholic Societies" for September 1915, I see a record of the ongoing plotting to prevent criticism of the Catholic Church from being sent through the mail. Fitzgerald, a Tammany Catholic congressman, proposes a bill in Washington; and Judge St. Paul of New Orleans, a member of the Federation’s "law committee," points out the challenges for such legislation. You can’t pass a law against mocking religion because the Catholics want to mock Christian Science, Mormonism, and the "Holy Ghost and Us" Society! The Judge thinks the goals of the Papal plotters will be met if they can sneak the terms "scurrilous and slanderous" into the existing law; he hopes this can be achieved without the American people noticing!

You read these things for the first time, perhaps, and you want to start an American "Kultur-kampf." I make haste, therefore, to restate the main thesis of this book. It is not the New Inquisition which is our enemy today; it is hereditary Privilege. It is not Superstition, but Big Business which makes use of Superstition as a wolf makes use of sheep's clothing.

You might be reading this for the first time, and you may want to launch an American "culture war." So, I’ll quickly restate the main point of this book. Our enemy today isn’t the New Inquisition; it’s inherited privilege. It’s not superstition, but big business that uses superstition like a wolf in sheep's clothing.

You remember how, when Americans first awakened to the universal corruption of our politics, we used to attribute it to the "ignorant foreign vote." Turn to Lecky's "Democracy and Liberty" and you will see how reformers twenty years ago explained our political depravity. But we probed deeper, and discovered that the purely American communities, such as Rhode Island, were the most corrupt of all. It dawned upon us that wherever there was a political boss paying bribes on election day, there was a captain of industry furnishing the money for the bribes, and taking some public privilege in return. So we came to realize that political corruption is merely a by-product of Big Business.

You remember how, when Americans first became aware of the widespread corruption in our politics, we used to blame it on the "uneducated foreign vote." Check out Lecky's "Democracy and Liberty," and you'll see how reformers two decades ago explained our political issues. But we dug deeper and found that the predominantly American communities, like Rhode Island, were the most corrupt of all. It became clear to us that wherever there was a political boss handing out bribes on election day, there was also a business leader providing the funds for those bribes in exchange for some public benefit. So we came to understand that political corruption is just a side effect of Big Business.

And when we come to probe this problem of the spread of Superstition in America, this amazing renascence of Romanism in a democracy, we find precisely the same phenomenon. It is not the poor foreigner who troubles us. Our human magic would win him—our easy-going trust, our quiet certainty of liberty, our open-handed and open-homed and hail-fellow-well-met democracy. We should break down the Catholic machine, and not all the priests in the hierarchy could stop us—were it not for the Steel Trust and the Coal Trust and the Beef Trust, the Liquor Trust and the Traction Trust and the Money Trust—those masters of America who do not want citizens, free and intelligent and self-governing, but who want the slave-hordes as they come, ignorant, inert, physically, mentally and morally helpless!

And when we look into the issue of the spread of superstition in America, this surprising revival of Roman Catholicism in a democracy, we see the same pattern. It's not the struggling immigrant that concerns us. Our charm would win them over—our laid-back trust, our calm assurance of freedom, our generous and welcoming democracy. We could dismantle the Catholic establishment, and not even all the priests in the hierarchy could stop us—if it weren't for the Steel Trust, the Coal Trust, the Beef Trust, the Liquor Trust, the Traction Trust, and the Money Trust—those rulers of America who don't want citizens who are free, informed, and self-governing, but who prefer masses of people who are ignorant, passive, and physically, mentally, and morally powerless!

No, do not let yourself be lured into a Kultur-kampf. It is not the pennies of the servant-girls which build the towering cathedrals; it is not the two-dollar contributions for the salvation of souls which support the Catholic Truth Society and the Knights of Columbus and the Holy Name Society and the Mary Sodality and the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception and all the rest of the machinery of the Papal propaganda. These help, of course; but the main sources of growth are, first, the subsidies of industrial exploiters, the majority of whom are non-Catholic, and second, the privilege of public plunder granted as payment for votes by politicians who are creatures and puppets of Big Business.

No, don’t let yourself get caught up in a cultural battle. It's not the small change from housemaids that builds the grand cathedrals; it’s not the two-dollar donations for saving souls that support the Catholic Truth Society, the Knights of Columbus, the Holy Name Society, the Mary Sodality, the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception, and all the other institutions of Papal propaganda. These contributions help, of course, but the main sources of growth are, first, the subsidies from industrial exploiters, most of whom are non-Catholic, and second, the public funding provided as a reward for votes by politicians who are just puppets of Big Business.





King Coal

The proof of these statements is written all over the industrial life of America. I will stop long enough to present an account of one industry, asking the reader to accept my statement that if space permitted I could present the same sort of proof for a dozen other industries which I have studied—the steel-mills of Western Pennsylvania, the meat-factories of Chicago, the glass-works of Southern Jersey, the silk-mills of Paterson, the cotton-mills of North Carolina, the woolen-mills of Massachusetts, the lumber-camps of Louisiana, the copper-mines of Michigan, the sweat-shops of New York.

The evidence for these claims is all around us in America's industrial landscape. I'll take a moment to share an example from one industry, and I ask you to trust me that if I had more space, I could provide similar proof for a dozen other industries I've explored—the steel mills of Western Pennsylvania, the meatpacking plants in Chicago, the glass factories in Southern New Jersey, the silk mills in Paterson, the cotton mills in North Carolina, the wool mills in Massachusetts, the logging camps in Louisiana, the copper mines in Michigan, the sweatshops in New York.

In a lonely part of the Rocky Mountains lies a group of enormously valuable coal-mines owned by the Rockefellers and other Protestant exploiters. The men who work these mines, some twelve or fifteen thousand in number, come from all the nations of Europe and Asia, and their fate is that of the average wage-slave. I do not ask anyone to take my word, but present sworn testimony, taken by the United States Commission on Industrial Relations in 1914. Here is the way the Italian miners live, as described in a doctor's report:

In a remote area of the Rocky Mountains, there's a group of highly valuable coal mines owned by the Rockefellers and other Protestant bosses. The men working in these mines, numbering around twelve to fifteen thousand, come from various countries in Europe and Asia, and they share the same fate as the average wage laborer. I'm not asking anyone to just take my word for it; I’m offering sworn testimony from the United States Commission on Industrial Relations from 1914. Here's how the Italian miners live, according to a doctor's report:

Houses up the canyon, so-called, of which eight are habitable, and forty-six simply awful; they are disreputably disgraceful. I have had to remove a mother in labor from one part of the shack to another to keep dry.

Houses up the canyon, as they're called, of which eight are livable, and forty-six are just terrible; they are embarrassingly disgraceful. I had to move a woman in labor from one part of the shack to another to keep her dry.

And here is the testimony of the Rev. Eugene S. Gaddis, former superintendent of the Sociological Department of the Colorado Fuel and Iron Company:

And here is the statement from Rev. Eugene S. Gaddis, the former superintendent of the Sociological Department of the Colorado Fuel and Iron Company:

The C. F. & I. Company now own and rent hovels, shacks and dug-outs that are unfit for the habitation of human beings and are little removed from the pig-sty make of dwellings. And the people in them live on the very level of a pig-sty. Frequently the population is so congested that whole families are crowded into one room; eight persons in one small room was reported during the year.

The C. F. & I. Company now owns and rents out run-down places, shacks, and dugouts that are unfit for people to live in and are barely better than pig sties. The residents live at a level that resembles a pig sty. Often, the population is so overcrowded that entire families are squeezed into a single room; there were reports of eight people living in one small room during the year.

And here is what this same clergyman has to say about the bosses whom the Rockefellers employ:

And here’s what this same clergyman has to say about the bosses that the Rockefellers hire:

The camp superintendents as a whole impressed me as most uncouth, ignorant, immoral, and in many instances, the most brutal set of men that I have ever met. Blasphemous bullies.

The camp supervisors overall struck me as very uncivilized, uninformed, unethical, and in many cases, the most violent group of men I have ever encountered. Profane bullies.

Sometimes the miner grows tired of being robbed of his weights, and applies for the protection which the law of the state allows him. What happens then?

Sometimes the miner gets fed up with having his weights stolen and asks for the protection that state law provides. What happens next?

"When a man asked for a checkweighman, in the language of the super he was getting too smart."

"When a man asked for a checkweighman, in the supervisor's words, he was getting too clever."

"And he got what?"

"And he got what now?"

"He got it in the neck, generally."

"He usually took a hit."

And when these wage-slaves, goaded beyond endurance, went on strike, in the words of the Commission's report:

And when these workers, pushed to their limits, went on strike, in the words of the Commission's report:

Five strikers, one boy, and thirteen women and children in the strikers' tent colony were shot to death by militiamen and guards employed by the coal companies, or suffocated and burned to death when these militiamen and guards set fire to the tents in which they made their homes.

Five strikers, one boy, and thirteen women and children in the strikers' tent colony were shot dead by militiamen and guards hired by the coal companies, or suffocated and burned to death when these militiamen and guards set fire to the tents where they lived.

And now, what is the position of education in such camps? The Rev. James McDonald, a Methodist preacher, testified that the school building was dilapidated and unfit. One year there were four teachers, the next three, and the next only two. The teacher of the primary grade had a hundred and twenty children enrolled, ninety per cent of whom could not speak a word of English.

And now, what is the situation regarding education in these camps? The Rev. James McDonald, a Methodist minister, reported that the school building was rundown and unsuitable. One year there were four teachers, the next year three, and the following year only two. The teacher for the primary grade had 120 kids enrolled, with ninety percent of them unable to speak a word of English.

Every little bench was seated with two or three. It was over-crowded entirely, and she could hardly get walking room around there.

Every little bench had two or three people on it. It was completely overcrowded, and she could barely find enough space to walk around.

And as to the political use made of this deliberately cultivated ignorance, former United States Senator Patterson testified that the companies controlled all elections and all nominations:

And regarding the political use of this intentionally fostered ignorance, former United States Senator Patterson testified that the companies controlled all elections and nominations:

Election returns from the two or three counties in which the large companies operate show that in the precincts in which the mining camps are located the returns are nearly unanimous in favor of the men or measures approved by the companies, regardless of party.

Election results from the two or three counties where the big companies operate indicate that in the areas where the mining camps are located, the results are almost entirely in favor of the candidates or measures endorsed by the companies, regardless of political party.

And now comes the all-important question. What of the Catholic Church and these evils? The majority of these mine-slaves are Catholics, it is this Church which is charged with their protection. There are priests in every town, and in nearly every camp. And do we find them lifting their voices in behalf of the miners, protesting against the starving and torturing of thirty or forty thousand human beings? Do we find Catholic papers printing accounts of the Ludlow massacre? Do we find Catholic journalists on the scene reporting it, Catholic lawyers defending the strikers, Catholic novelists writing books about their troubles? We do not!

And now comes the crucial question. What about the Catholic Church and these injustices? Most of these mine-slaves are Catholics; it is this Church that is supposed to protect them. There are priests in every town and almost every camp. Do we see them raising their voices for the miners, protesting against the starvation and torture of thirty or forty thousand human beings? Do we see Catholic papers publishing reports on the Ludlow massacre? Do we see Catholic journalists on the scene covering it, Catholic lawyers defending the strikers, Catholic novelists writing about their struggles? We do not!

Through the long agony of the fourteen months strike, I know of just one Catholic priest, Father Le Fevre, who had a word to say for the strikers. One of the first stories I heard when I reached the strike-field was of a priest who had preached on the text that "Idleness is the root of all evil," and had been reported as a "scab" and made to shut up. "Who made him?" I asked, naively, thinking of his church superiors. My informant, a union miner, laughed. "We made him!" he said.

Through the long struggle of the fourteen-month strike, I know of just one Catholic priest, Father Le Fevre, who spoke up for the strikers. One of the first stories I heard when I got to the strike area was about a priest who had preached on the idea that "Idleness is the root of all evil," and he was labeled a "scab" and told to be quiet. "Who told him to shut up?" I asked, naively thinking of his church leaders. My informant, a union miner, laughed. "We told him!" he said.

I talked with another priest who was prudently saving souls and could not be interested in questions of worldly greed. Max Eastman, reporting the strike in the "Masses", tells of an interview with a Catholic sister.

I spoke with another priest who was wisely focused on saving souls and couldn't care less about questions of worldly greed. Max Eastman, writing about the strike in the "Masses," shares an interview with a Catholic sister.

"Has the Church done anything to try to help these people, or to bring about peace?" we asked. "I consider it the most useless thing in the world to attempt it," she replied.

"Has the Church done anything to help these people or promote peace?" we asked. "I think it's the most pointless thing in the world to try," she replied.

The investigating committee of Congress came to the scene, and several clergymen of the Protestant Church appeared and bore testimony to the outrages which were being committed against the strikers; but of all the Catholic priests in the district not one appeared—not one! Several Protestant clergymen testified that they had been driven from the coal-camps—not because they favored the unions, but because the companies objected to having their workers educated at all; but no one ever heard of the Catholic Church having trouble with the operators. To make sure on this point I wrote to a former clergyman of Trinidad who watched the whole strike, and is now a first lieutenant in the First New Mexico Infantry. He answered:

The congressional investigation committee showed up, and several Protestant ministers came forward to testify about the abuses happening to the strikers. However, not a single Catholic priest from the area appeared—none at all! Several Protestant clergymen shared that they had been forced out of the coal camps, not because they supported the unions, but because the companies didn't want their workers to be educated in any way. Yet, no one ever heard of the Catholic Church having issues with the operators. To confirm this, I reached out to a former minister from Trinidad who observed the entire strike and is now a first lieutenant in the First New Mexico Infantry. He responded:

The Catholic Church seemed to get along with the companies very cordially. The Church was permitted in all the camps. The impression was abroad that this was due to favoritism. I honor what good the Church does, but I know of no instance, during the Colorado coal-strike or at any other time or place, when the Catholic Church has taken any special interest in the cause of the laboring men. Many Catholics, especially the men, quit the church during the coal-strike.

The Catholic Church appeared to have a good relationship with the companies. The Church was allowed in all the camps. There was a widespread belief that this was due to favoritism. I appreciate the positive work the Church does, but I'm not aware of any situation, during the Colorado coal strike or at any other time or place, where the Catholic Church has shown any special interest in the struggles of workers. Many Catholics, particularly the men, left the church during the coal strike.





The Unholy Alliance

Everywhere throughout America today the ultimate source of all power, political, social, and religious, is economic exploitation. To all other powers and all other organizations it speaks in these words: "Help us, and you will thrive; oppose us, and you will be destroyed." It has spoken to the Catholic Church, for sixteen hundred years the friend and servant of every ruling class; and the Church has hastened to fit itself into the situation, continuing its pastoral role as shepherd to the wage-slave vote.

Everywhere in America today, the ultimate source of all power—political, social, and religious—is economic exploitation. To all other powers and organizations, it says, "Support us, and you'll prosper; stand against us, and you'll be crushed." It has communicated with the Catholic Church, which, for sixteen hundred years, has been the ally and servant of every ruling class; and the Church has quickly adapted to the situation, maintaining its role as a guide for the working-class electorate.

In New York and Boston and Chicago the Church is "Democratic"; so in the Blaine campaign it was possible for a Republican clergyman to describe the issue as "Rum, Romanism and Rebellion." But the Holy Office was shrewd and socially ambitious, and the Grand Old Party was desperately in need of votes, so under the regime of Mark Hanna, the President-Maker, there began a rapprochement between Big Business and the New Inquisition. Under Hanna the Catholic Church got representation in the Cabinet; under him the Cardinal's Mass became a government institution, a Catholic College came to the fore in Washington, and Catholic prelates were introduced in the role of eminent publicists, their reactionary opinions on important questions being quoted with grave solemnity by a prostitute press. It was Mark Hanna himself who founded the National Civic Federation, upon whose executive committee Catholic cardinals and archbishops might work hand in glove with Catholic labor-leaders for the chloroforming of the American working-class. Hanna's biographer naively calls attention to the President-maker's popularity among Catholics, high and low, and the support they gave him. "Archbishop Ireland was in frequent correspondence with him, and used his influence in Mr. Hanna's behalf."

In New York, Boston, and Chicago, the Church is "Democratic"; so during the Blaine campaign, a Republican pastor was able to label the issue as "Rum, Romanism, and Rebellion." However, the Holy Office was clever and socially ambitious, and the Grand Old Party was in dire need of votes. Under Mark Hanna, known as the President-Maker, there began a reconciliation between Big Business and the New Inquisition. During Hanna’s time, the Catholic Church gained a seat in the Cabinet; the Cardinal’s Mass became a government event, a Catholic college emerged in Washington, and Catholic leaders were presented as prominent public figures, with their conservative views on critical issues being seriously reported by a biased press. It was Mark Hanna who established the National Civic Federation, where Catholic cardinals and archbishops worked closely with Catholic labor leaders to pacify the American working class. Hanna's biographer innocently points out the President-maker's popularity among Catholics of all ranks and the support they offered him. "Archbishop Ireland frequently corresponded with him and used his influence in Mr. Hanna's favor."

And this tradition, begun under Hanna, was continued under Roosevelt, and reached its finest flower in the days of Taft, the most pliant tool of the forces of evil who has occupied the White House since the days of the Slave Power. President Taft was himself a Unitarian; yet it was under his administration that the Catholic Church achieved one of its dearest ambitions, and broke into the Supreme Court. Why not? We can imagine the powers of the time in conference. It is desired to pack the Court against the possibility of progress; it is desired to find men who will stand like a rock against change—and who better than those who have been trained from childhood in the idea of a divine sanction for doctrine and morals? After all, what is it that Hereditary Privilege wants in America? A Roman Catholic code of property rights, with a supreme tribunal to play the part of an infallible Pope!

And this tradition, which started under Hanna, continued under Roosevelt and reached its peak during Taft’s presidency, who was the most flexible tool of the evil forces that have occupied the White House since the days of the Slave Power. President Taft was himself a Unitarian; yet it was during his time in office that the Catholic Church achieved one of its biggest goals and infiltrated the Supreme Court. Why not? We can picture the powerful people of the time meeting. They wanted to stack the Court against any chance of progress; they wanted to find people who would stand firm against change—and who better than those who have been taught from childhood to believe in a divine approval of beliefs and morals? After all, what is it that Hereditary Privilege wants in America? A Roman Catholic code of property rights, with a supreme court acting like an infallible Pope!

Under this Taft administration the country was governed by the strangest legislative alliance our history ever saw; a combination of the Old Guard of the Republican Party with the leaders of the Tammany Democracy of New York. "Bloody shirt" Foraker, senator from Ohio, voting with the sons of those Irish Catholic mob-leaders whom the Federal troops shot down in the draft-riots! By this unholy combination a pledge to reduce the tariff was carried out by a bill which greatly increased its burdens; by this combination the public lands and resources of the country were fed to a gang of vultures by a thievish Secretary of the Interior. And of course under such an administration the cause of "Religion" made tremendous strides. Catholic officials were appointed to public office, Catholic ecclesiastics were accorded public honors, and Catholic favor became a means to political advancement. You might see a hard-swearing old political pirate like "Uncle Joe" Cannon, taking his cigar out of the corner of his blasphemous mouth and betaking himself to the "Cardinal's Day Mass", to bend his stiff knees and bow his hoary unrepentant head before a jeweled prelate on a throne. You might see an emissary of the United States government proceeding to Rome, prostrating himself before the Pope, and paying over seven million dollars of our taxes for lands which the filthy and sensual friars of the Philippine Islands had filched from the wretched serfs of that country and which the wretched serfs had won back by their blood in a revolution.

Under the Taft administration, the country was run by the most unusual political alliance in our history; a mix of the Old Guard of the Republican Party and the leaders of Tammany Hall in New York. "Bloody shirt" Foraker, a senator from Ohio, voted alongside the descendants of the Irish Catholic mob leaders who were shot down by Federal troops during the draft riots! Through this unholy alliance, a promise to lower the tariff was fulfilled with a bill that actually increased its burdens; this alliance allowed a corrupt Secretary of the Interior to hand over the nation’s public lands and resources to a group of vultures. Naturally, during this administration, the influence of "Religion" flourished. Catholic officials were appointed to public office, Catholic clergy received public honors, and Catholic support became a stepping stone for political gain. You could witness a rough old political figure like "Uncle Joe" Cannon pulling his cigar out of his mouth to attend the "Cardinal's Day Mass," kneeling and bowing his stubborn head before a jeweled prelate on a throne. You could see a U.S. government representative traveling to Rome, kneeling before the Pope, and handing over seven million dollars of our tax dollars for lands that the corrupt and immoral friars of the Philippine Islands had stolen from the suffering peasants of that country, lands that those peasants had reclaimed with their blood during a revolution.





Secret Service

This Taft administration, urged on by the Catholic intrigue, made the most determined efforts to prevent the spread of radical thought. Because the popular magazines were opposing the plundering of the country, a bill was introduced into Congress to put them out of business by a prohibitive postal tax; the President himself devoted all his power to forcing the passage of this bill. At the same time the Socialist press was handicapped by every sort of persecution. I was at that time in intimate touch with the "Appeal to Reason", and I know that scarcely a month passed that the Post Office Department did not invent some new "regulation" especially designed to limit its circulation. I recall one occasion when I met the editor on his way to Washington with a trunkful of letters from subscribers who complained that their postmasters refused to deliver the paper to them; and later on this same editor was prosecuted by a Catholic Attorney General and sentenced to prison for seeking to awaken the people concerning the Moyer-Haywood case.

This Taft administration, pushed by Catholic interests, made serious efforts to stop the spread of radical ideas. Since popular magazines were criticizing the exploitation of the country, a bill was introduced in Congress to shut them down with an excessive postal tax; the President himself used all his influence to push this bill through. Meanwhile, the Socialist press faced various forms of persecution. At that time, I was closely connected with the "Appeal to Reason," and I know hardly a month went by without the Post Office Department coming up with some new "regulation" specifically aimed at limiting its circulation. I remember one time when I met the editor on his way to Washington with a trunk full of letters from subscribers complaining that their postmasters refused to deliver the paper to them; later, this same editor was prosecuted by a Catholic Attorney General and sentenced to prison for trying to inform the public about the Moyer-Haywood case.

From my personal knowledge I can say that under the administration of President Taft the Roman Catholic Church and the Secret Service of the Federal Government worked hand in hand for the undermining of the radical movement in America. Catholic lecturers toured the country, pouring into the ears of the public vile slanders about the private morality of Socialists; while at the same time government detectives, paid out of public funds, spent their time seeking evidence for these Catholic lecturers to use. I know one man, a radical labor-leader, whose morals happened to approach those of the average capitalist politician, and who was prevented by threats of exposure and scandal from accepting the Socialist nomination for President. I know a dozen others who were shadowed and spied upon; I know one case—myself—a man who was asking a divorce from his wife, and whose mail was opened for months.

From what I know, during President Taft's administration, the Roman Catholic Church and the Secret Service of the Federal Government collaborated closely to undermine the radical movement in America. Catholic speakers traveled across the country, spreading slander about the private lives of Socialists; at the same time, government agents, funded by taxpayers, were gathering evidence for these Catholic speakers to use. I know one radical labor leader whose morals were similar to those of the typical capitalist politician, and he was threatened with exposure and scandal if he accepted the Socialist nomination for President. I can name a dozen others who were followed and spied on; and I know one instance—my own—where I was seeking a divorce from my wife and had my mail opened for months.

This subject is one on which I naturally speak with extreme reluctance. I will only say that my opponent in the suit made no charge of misconduct against me; but those in control of our political police evidently thought it likely that a man who was not living with his wife might have something to hide; so for months my every move was watched and all my mail intercepted. In such a case one might at first suspect one's private opponent; but it soon became evident that this net was cast too wide for any private agency. Not merely was my own mail opened, but the mail of all my relatives and friends—people residing in places as far apart as California and Florida. I recall the bland smile of a government official to whom I complained about this matter: "If you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear." My answer was that a study of many labor cases had taught me the methods of the agent provocateur. He is quite willing to take real evidence if he can find it; but if not, he has familiarized himself with the affairs of his victim, and can make evidence which will be convincing when exploited by the yellow press. In my own case, the matter was not brought to a test, for I went abroad to live; when I made my next attack on Big Business, the Taft administration had been repudiated at the polls, and the Secret Service of the government was no longer at the disposal of the Catholic machine.

This is a topic I’m very reluctant to discuss. I’ll just mention that my opponent in the lawsuit didn’t accuse me of any wrongdoing; however, those in charge of our political police clearly suspected that a guy who wasn’t living with his wife might have something to hide. So for months, every move I made was monitored, and all my mail was intercepted. At first, you might think it was just a personal enemy doing this, but it quickly became clear that the scope was too broad for any private individual. Not only was my mail being opened, but that of all my relatives and friends, people living way apart in places like California and Florida. I remember the smug smile of a government official when I complained about this: "If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear." I told him that my studies of many labor cases taught me the tricks of the agent provocateur. He’s happy to gather real evidence if he can find it, but if not, he’ll dig into the life of his target and create evidence that will seem convincing when put in the hands of the sensational press. In my situation, it didn’t come to a confrontation because I moved abroad; when I next took a stand against Big Business, the Taft administration had been rejected by voters, and the government’s Secret Service was no longer at the mercy of the Catholic machine.





Tax Exemption

Today the Catholic Church is firmly established and everywhere recognized as one of the main pillars of American capitalism. It has some fifteen thousand churches, fourteen million communicants, and property valued at half a billion dollars. Upon this property it pays no taxes, municipal, state or national; which means, quite obviously, that you and I, who do not go to church, but who do pay taxes, furnish the public costs of Catholicism. We pay to have streets paved and lighted and cleaned in front of Catholic churches; we pay to have thieves kept away from them, fires put out in them, records preserved for them—all the services of civilization given to them gratis, and this in a land whose constitution provides that Congress (which includes all state and municipal legislative bodies) "shall make no law respecting a religious establishment." When war is declared, and our sons are drafted to defend the country, all Catholic monks and friars, priests and dignitaries are exempted. They are "ministers of religion"; whereas we Socialists may not even have the status of "conscientious objectors." We do not teach "religion"; we only teach justice and humanity, decency and truth.

Today, the Catholic Church is firmly established and widely recognized as one of the main pillars of American capitalism. It has about fifteen thousand churches, fourteen million members, and property valued at half a billion dollars. On this property, it pays no taxes—municipal, state, or federal—which means, quite obviously, that you and I, who don’t go to church but do pay taxes, cover the public costs of Catholicism. We pay for streets to be paved, lit, and cleaned in front of Catholic churches; we pay to keep thieves away from them, put out fires in them, and maintain their records—all services of civilization provided to them for free, in a country whose constitution states that Congress (which includes all state and municipal legislative bodies) "shall make no law respecting a religious establishment." When war is declared and our sons are drafted to defend the country, all Catholic monks, friars, priests, and leaders are exempted. They are "ministers of religion"; meanwhile, we Socialists don’t even have the status of "conscientious objectors." We don’t teach "religion"; we only teach justice and humanity, decency and truth.

In defense of this tax-exemption graft, the stock answer is that the property is being used for purposes of "education" or "charity". It is a school, in which children are being taught that "liberty of conscience is a most pestiferous error, from which arises revolution, corruption, contempt of sacred things, holy institutions, and laws." (Pius IX). It is a "House of Refuge", to which wayward girls are committed by Catholic magistrates, and in which they are worked twelve hours a day in a laundry or a clothing sweat-shop. Or it is a "parish-house", in which a celibate priest lives under the care of an attractive young "house-keeper". Or it is a nunnery, in which young girls are held against their will and fed upon the scraps from their sisters' plates to teach them humility, and taught to lie before the altar, prostrate in the form of a cross, while their "Superiors" walk upon their bodies to impress the religious virtues. "I was a teacher in the Catholic schools up to a very recent period," writes the woman friend who tells me of these customs, "and I know about the whole awful system which endeavors to throttle every genuine impulse of the human will."

In defense of this tax-exemption issue, the standard response is that the property is used for "education" or "charity." It’s a school where children are taught that "liberty of conscience is a most harmful error, from which arises revolution, corruption, contempt for sacred things, holy institutions, and laws." (Pius IX). It’s a "House of Refuge," where troubled girls are placed by Catholic officials and made to work twelve hours a day in a laundry or a clothing sweatshop. Or it’s a "parish house," where a celibate priest lives with the help of an attractive young "housekeeper." Or it’s a convent, where young girls are kept against their will, fed the leftovers from their sisters' plates to teach them humility, and taught to lie before the altar, lying prostrate in the shape of a cross, while their "Superiors" walk on their bodies to demonstrate religious virtues. "I was a teacher in Catholic schools until very recently," writes the woman friend who shares these practices with me, "and I know all about the whole terrible system that tries to suppress every genuine impulse of the human will."

Concerning a large part of this church property, the claim of "religious" use has not even the shadow of justification. In every large city of America you will find acres of land owned by the Catholic machine, and supposed to be the future site of some institution; but as time goes on and property values increase, the church decides to build on a cheaper site, and proceeds to cash in the profits of its investment, precisely as does any other real estate speculator. Everywhere you turn in the history of Romanism you find it at this same game, doing business under the cloak of philanthropy and in the holy name of Christ. Read the letter which the Catholic Bishop of Mexico sent to the Pope in 1647, complaining of the Jesuit fathers and their boundless graft. In McCabe's "Candid History of the Jesuits" appears a summary:

Concerning a large portion of this church property, the claim of "religious" use lacks any real justification. In every major city in America, you'll find acres of land owned by the Catholic Church, supposedly set for some future institution. However, as time passes and property values rise, the church chooses to build on a more affordable site and profits from its investment, just like any other real estate investor. Throughout the history of Romanism, you see the same pattern—operating under the guise of philanthropy and in the sacred name of Christ. Read the letter that the Catholic Bishop of Mexico sent to the Pope in 1647, expressing concerns about the Jesuit fathers and their immense corruption. In McCabe's "Candid History of the Jesuits," there's a summary:

A remarkable account is given of the worldly property of the fathers. They hold, it seems, the greater part of the wealth of Mexico. Two of their colleges own 300,000 sheep, besides cattle and other property. They own six large sugar refineries, worth from half a million to a million crowns each, and making an annual profit of 100,000 crowns each, while all the other monks and clergy of Mexico together own only three small refineries. They have immense farms, rich silver mines, large shops and butcheries, and do a vast trade. Yet they continually intrigue for legacies—a woman has recently left them 70,000 crowns—and they refuse to pay the appointed tithe on them. It is piquant to add to this authoritative description that the Jesuit congregation at Rome were still periodically forbidding the fathers to engage in commerce, and Jesuit writers still gravely maintain that the society never engaged in commerce. It should be added that the missionaries were still heavily subsidized by the King of Spain, that there were (the Bishop says) only five or six Jesuits to each of their establishments, and that they conducted only ten colleges.

A striking account is provided of the worldly assets of the fathers. They seem to hold most of the wealth in Mexico. Two of their colleges own 300,000 sheep, along with cattle and other properties. They possess six large sugar refineries, valued between half a million and a million crowns each, generating an annual profit of 100,000 crowns each, while all the other monks and clergy in Mexico together own only three small refineries. They have vast farms, rich silver mines, large shops and butcheries, and engage in extensive trade. Yet they are always scheming for inheritances—a woman recently left them 70,000 crowns—and they refuse to pay the required tithe on it. It’s worth noting that the Jesuit congregation in Rome was still periodically forbidding the fathers from engaging in commerce, and Jesuit writers still solemnly insist that the society never participated in trade. It should also be mentioned that the missionaries were still heavily funded by the King of Spain, that there were (the Bishop says) only five or six Jesuits at each of their establishments, and that they ran only ten colleges.





"Holy History"

And if you think this tax-exemption privilege should be taken away from the church grafters, let me suggest a course of procedure. Write a letter about it to your daily newspaper; and if the letter is not published, go and see the editor and ask why; so you will learn something about the partnership between Superstition and Big Business!

And if you believe this tax-exemption benefit should be revoked from the church fraudsters, let me recommend a way to proceed. Write a letter to your local newspaper about it; and if they don't publish it, go meet with the editor and ask why. This way, you'll gain insight into the connection between Superstition and Big Business!

It is not too much to say that today no daily newspaper in any large American city dares to attack the emoluments of the Catholic Church, or to advocate restrictions upon the ecclesiastical machine. As I write, they are making a new Catholic bishop in Los Angeles, and all the newspapers of that graft-ridden city herald it as an important social event. Each paper has the picture of the new prelate, with his shepherd's crook upraised, his empty face crowned with a rhomboidal fool's cap, and enough upholstery on him to outfit a grand opera company. The Los Angeles "Examiner", the only paper in the city with a pretense to radicalism, turns loose its star-writer—one of those journalist virtuosos who will describe you a Wild West "rodeo" one day, and a society elopement the next, and a G. O. P. convention the next; and always with his picture, one inch square, at the head of his effusion. He takes in the Catholic festivity; and does it phaze him? It does not! He is a newspaper man, and if his city editor sent him to hell, he would take the assignment and write like the devil. To read him now you might think he had been reared in a convent; his soul is uplifted, and he bursts forth in pure spontaneous ecstacy:

It's not an exaggeration to say that these days, no major newspaper in any large American city dares to criticize the benefits of the Catholic Church or push for limitations on its influence. As I write this, they're appointing a new Catholic bishop in Los Angeles, and all the newspapers in that corrupt city are treating it as a significant social event. Each paper features a photo of the new bishop, holding his shepherd's staff, his vacant face topped with a triangular cap, and dressed in enough finery to outfit a grand opera company. The Los Angeles "Examiner," the only paper in the city that claims to be radical, sends out its star writer—one of those journalist pros who can cover a Wild West rodeo one day, then a society elopement the next, and a Republican convention after that; always with his one-inch-square photo at the top of his piece. He covers the Catholic celebration; does it bother him? Not at all! He’s a newspaper guy, and if his city editor told him to go to hell, he’d take the job and write like a madman. Reading him now, you might think he grew up in a convent; his spirit is lifted, and he spills over with pure, joyful excitement:

Solemnly magnificent, every brilliant detail symbolically picturing the holy history of the Roman Catholic Church in the inexorable progress of its immense structure, which rises from the rock of Peter, with its beacons of faith and devotion piercing the fog of doubt and fear which surround the world and the worldly, was the ceremony yesterday at the Cathedral of St. Vibiana, whereby Bishop John J. Cantwell was installed in his diocese of Monterey and Los Angeles.

Solemnly magnificent, every brilliant detail symbolically depicting the holy history of the Roman Catholic Church in the relentless growth of its massive structure, which rises from the rock of Peter, with its beacons of faith and devotion cutting through the fog of doubt and fear that surrounds the world and the worldly, was the ceremony yesterday at the Cathedral of St. Vibiana, where Bishop John J. Cantwell was installed in his diocese of Monterey and Los Angeles.

And then, a month later, comes another occasion of state—the Twenty-third Annual-Banquet of the Merchants' and Manufacturers' Association of Los Angeles. I should have to write a little essay to make clear the sociological significance of that function; explaining first, a nation-wide organization which has been proven by congressional investigation and by the publication of its secret documents to be a machine for the corruption of our political life; and then exhibiting our "City of the Angels", from which all Angels have long since fled; a city in the first crude stage of land speculation, without order, dignity or charm; a city of real estate agents, who exist by selling climate to new arrivals from the East; a city whose intellectual life is "boosting", whose standards of truth are those of the horse-trade. Its newspapers publish a table of temperatures, showing the daily contrast between Southern California and the East. This device is effective in the winter-time; but last June, when for five days and nights the temperature was over 110, and several times 114—the Los Angeles space was left empty!

And then, a month later, there's another big event—the Twenty-third Annual Banquet of the Merchants' and Manufacturers' Association of Los Angeles. I would need to write a short essay to highlight the social importance of this event; first explaining a nationwide organization that has been exposed by congressional investigations and its leaked documents as a machine for corrupting our political system; and then showcasing our "City of the Angels," from which all angels have long since left; a city still in the early phase of land speculation, lacking order, dignity, or charm; a city of real estate agents who survive by selling the weather to newcomers from the East; a city whose intellectual life revolves around "boosting," whose standards for truth resemble those of horse trading. Its newspapers publish a chart of temperatures, showing the daily differences between Southern California and the East. This tactic works well in the winter; but last June, when for five days straight the temperature soared over 110, and even hit 114 multiple times—the Los Angeles column was left blank!

In the same way, there is a rule that our earthquake shocks are never mentioned, unless they destroy whole towns. On the afternoon of Jan. 26th, 1918, a cyclone hit Pasadena, of violence sufficient to lift a barn over a church-steeple and deposit it in the pastor's front yard. That evening a friend of mine in Los Angeles called up the office of the "Times" to make inquiry; and although they are only thirteen miles away, and have a branch office and a special correspondent in Pasadena, the answer was that they had heard nothing about the cyclone! And next morning I made a careful search of their columns. On the front page I read: "Fourth Blizzard of Season Raging in East"; also: "Another Earthquake in Guatemala". But not a line about the Pasadena cyclone That there was plenty of space in that issue, you may judge from the fact that there were twenty headlines like the following—many of them representing full page and half page illustrated "write-ups":

In the same way, there’s a rule that we don’t talk about our earthquake shocks unless they wipe out entire towns. On the afternoon of January 26, 1918, a cyclone slammed into Pasadena with enough force to lift a barn over a church steeple and drop it in the pastor’s front yard. That evening, a friend of mine in Los Angeles called up the "Times" office to ask about it; even though they’re only thirteen miles away and have a branch office and a special correspondent in Pasadena, the response was that they hadn’t heard anything about the cyclone! The next morning, I carefully searched their paper. On the front page, I read: "Fourth Blizzard of the Season Raging in the East"; also: "Another Earthquake in Guatemala." But not a single line about the Pasadena cyclone. You can tell there was plenty of room in that issue by the fact that there were twenty headlines like the following—many of them showcasing full-page and half-page illustrated articles:

Where Spring is January; Wealth Waits in California; The Bright Side of Sunshine Land; Come to California: Southland's Arms Outstretched in Cordial Invitation to the East; Flower Stands Make Gay City Streets; Southland Climate Big Manufacturing Factor; Joy of Life Demonstrated in Los Angeles' Beautiful Homes; Nymphs Knit and Bathe at Ocean's Sunny Beach; etc.

Where Spring is January; Wealth Awaits in California; The Bright Side of Sunshine Land; Come to California: Southland's Arms Outstretched in Warm Invitation to the East; Flower Stands Bring Color to City Streets; Southland Climate a Major Manufacturing Factor; Joy of Life Shown in Los Angeles' Beautiful Homes; Nymphs Knit and Bathe at the Ocean's Sunny Beach; etc.

Now we are in the War and our business is booming, we are making money hand over fist. It is all the more delightful, because we are putting our souls into it, we are lending our money to the government and saving the world for Democracy! Our labor unionists have been driven to other cities, and our Mexican agitators and I. W. W.'s are in jail; so, in the gilt ball-room of our palatial six-dollar-a-day hotel the four hundred masters of our prosperity meet to pat themselves on the back, and they invite the new Catholic bishop to come and confer the grace of God upon their eating.

Now we're in the war, and our business is thriving; we're making money hand over fist. It's even more satisfying because we're fully invested in it—we're lending our money to the government and helping save the world for democracy! Our union workers have been pushed out to other cities, and our Mexican activists and I.W.W. members are in jail. So, in the fancy ballroom of our luxurious six-dollar-a-day hotel, the four hundred leaders of our prosperity come together to congratulate themselves, and they invite the new Catholic bishop to bless their meal.

The Bishop comes; and I take up the "Times"—the labor-hating, labor-baiting, fire-and-slaughter-breathing "Times"—and here is the episcopal picture on the front page, the arms stretched four columns wide in oratorical beneficence. How the shepherd of Jesus does love the Merchants and Manufacturers! How his eloquence is poured out upon them! "You represent, gentlemen, the largest and the most civilizing secular body in the country. You are the pioneers of American civilization..... I am glad to be among you; glad that my lines have fallen in this glorious land by the sunset sea, and honored to meet in intimate acquaintance the big men who have raised here in a few years a city of metropolitan proportions."

The Bishop arrives, and I pick up the "Times"—the anti-labor, provocative, sensational "Times"—and there’s the bishop's portrait on the front page, arms outstretched in a grand, rhetorical gesture. How much the shepherd of Jesus adores the Merchants and Manufacturers! How his words flow generously towards them! "You represent, gentlemen, the largest and most influential secular group in the country. You are the trailblazers of American civilization..... I’m pleased to be with you; thrilled that I’ve landed in this beautiful land by the sunset sea, and honored to get to know the prominent individuals who have quickly built a city of significant size here."

And then, bearing in mind his responsibilities as guardian of Exploitation, the Bishop goes on to tell them about the coming class-war. "On the one side a statesman preaching patience and respect for vested rights, strict observance of public faith; on the other a demagog speaking about the tyranny of capitalists and usurers." And then, of course, the inevitable religious tag: "How will men obey you, if they believe not in God, who is the author of all authority?" At which, according to the "Times", "prolonged applause and cheers" from the Merchants and Manufacturers! The editor of the "Times" goes back to his office, and inspired by this episcopal eloquence writes a "leader" with the statement that: "We have no proletariat in America!"

And then, keeping in mind his responsibility as the guardian of Exploitation, the Bishop continues to inform them about the upcoming class war. "On one side, we have a statesman advocating for patience and respect for established rights, and strict adherence to public trust; on the other, a demagogue talking about the oppression of capitalists and loan sharks." And, of course, the unavoidable religious comment: "How can men follow you if they don’t believe in God, who is the source of all authority?" At this, according to the "Times," there was "prolonged applause and cheers" from the Merchants and Manufacturers! The editor of the "Times" returns to his office, inspired by this episcopal speech and writes a leading article stating: "We have no working class in America!"





Das Centrum

In order to see clearly the ultimate purpose of this Unholy Alliance, this union of Superstition and the Merchants' and Manufacturers' Association, we have to go to Europe, where the arrangement has been working for a thousand years. In Europe to-day we see the whole world in conflict with a band of criminals who have been able to master the minds and lives of a hundred million highly civilized people. As I write, the Junker aristocracy is at bay, and soon to have its throat cut; but there comes a Holy Father to its rescue, with the cross of Jesus uplifted, and a series of pleas for mercy, written in Vienna, edited in Berlin, and sent out from Rome. The Holy Father loves all mankind with a tender and touching love; his heart bleeds at the sight of bloodshed and suffering, and he pleads the sacred cause of peace on earth and good-will toward men.

To understand the true purpose of this Unholy Alliance, this collaboration between Superstition and the Merchants' and Manufacturers' Association, we need to look at Europe, where this arrangement has been in place for a thousand years. Today in Europe, we witness the entire world clashing with a group of criminals who have managed to control the minds and lives of a hundred million highly civilized individuals. As I write this, the Junker aristocracy is cornered and on the verge of destruction; yet a Holy Father comes to its aid, with the cross of Jesus raised high, and a series of pleas for mercy, drafted in Vienna, edited in Berlin, and dispatched from Rome. The Holy Father cares for all humanity with a deep and heartfelt love; his heart aches at the sight of bloodshed and suffering, and he advocates for a sacred cause of peace on earth and goodwill toward all people.

But what was the Holy Father doing through the forty-three years that the Potsdam gang were preparing for their assault on the world? How was the Holy Father manifesting his love of peace and good will? He is, you understand, the "sole, last, supreme judge of what is right and wrong," and his followers obey him with the utmost promptness and devotion—they express themselves as "prostrate at his feet." And when the masters of Prussia came to him and said: "Give us the power to turn this nation into the world's greatest military empire"—what did the Roman Church answer? Did it speak boldly for the gentle Jesus, and the cause of peace on earth and good-will towards men? No, it did not. To Bismarck in Germany it said, precisely as it said to Mark Hanna in America: "Give us honors and prestige; give us power over the minds of the young, so that we may plunder the poor and build our cathedrals and feed fat our greed; and in return we will furnish you with votes, so that you may rule the state and do what you will."

But what was the Pope doing during the forty-three years that the Potsdam group was gearing up to take over the world? How was the Pope showing his dedication to peace and goodwill? He is, you know, the "sole, last, supreme judge of what is right and wrong," and his followers obey him with the utmost quickness and devotion—they describe themselves as "prostrate at his feet." And when the leaders of Prussia came to him and said: "Give us the power to make this nation the world's greatest military empire"—what was the response from the Roman Church? Did it speak out strongly for the gentle Jesus and the cause of peace on earth and goodwill toward people? No, it didn’t. To Bismarck in Germany, it said exactly what it said to Mark Hanna in America: "Give us honors and prestige; give us power over the minds of the young, so we can exploit the poor and build our cathedrals and satisfy our greed; in exchange, we will provide you with votes, so you can govern the state and do as you please."

You think there is exaggeration in that statement? Why, we know the very names of the prelates with whom the master-cynic of the Junkerthum made his "deal." He had tried the method of the Kultur-kampf, and had failed; but before he repealed the anti-Catholic laws, he made sure that the Church had learned its lesson, and would nevermore oppose the Prussian ruling caste. We know how this bargain was carried out; we have the record of the Centrum, the Catholic party of Germany, whose hundred deputies were the solid rock upon which the military regime of Prussia was erected. Not a battle-ship nor a Zeppelin was built for which the Black Terror did not vote the funds; not a school-child was beaten in Posen or Alsace that the New Inquisition did not shout its "Hoch!" The writer sat in the visitors' gallery of the Reichstag when the Socialists were protesting against the torturing of miserable Herreros in Africa, and he heard the deputies of the Holy Father's political party screaming their rage like jaguars in a jungle night. All over Europe the Catholic Church organized fake labor unions, the "yellows," as they were called, to scab upon the workers and undermine the revolutionary movement. The Holy Father himself issued precise instructions for the management of these agencies of betrayal. Hear the most pious and benevolent Leo XIII:

You think that statement is an exaggeration? Well, we know the exact names of the church leaders with whom the master-cynic of the Junker class made his "deal." He tried the Kulturkampf approach and failed; but before he repealed the anti-Catholic laws, he ensured that the Church had learned its lesson and would never again oppose the Prussian ruling class. We know how this agreement was carried out; we have the records of the Centrum, the Catholic party of Germany, whose hundred deputies were the solid foundation upon which the military regime of Prussia was built. Not a battleship or a Zeppelin was funded without the Black Terror providing the money; not a school-child was harmed in Posen or Alsace without the New Inquisition cheering it on. The writer sat in the visitors' gallery of the Reichstag when the Socialists were protesting against the torture of the miserable Herreros in Africa, and he heard the deputies of the Holy Father's political party screaming their anger like jaguars in the jungle at night. All over Europe, the Catholic Church set up fake labor unions, known as the "yellows," to undermine the workers and sabotage the revolutionary movement. The Holy Father himself gave detailed instructions on how to manage these agencies of betrayal. Listen to the supposedly pious and benevolent Leo XIII:

"They must pay special and principal attention to piety and morality, and their internal discipline must be directed precisely by these considerations; otherwise they entirely lose their special character, and come to be very little better than those societies which take no account of Religion at all."

"They need to focus primarily on piety and morality, and their internal discipline should be guided by these principles; otherwise, they completely lose their unique identity and become hardly any different from groups that ignore Religion altogether."

It is so hard, you see, to keep a man thinking about piety and morality while he is starving! I am quoting from the Encyclical Letter on "The Condition of Labor," issued in 1891, and addressed "to our Venerable Brethren, all Patriarchs, Primates, Archbishops and Bishops of the Catholic World in Grace and Communion with the Apostolic See." The purpose of the letter is "to refute false teaching," and the substance of its message is:

It’s really difficult, you know, to keep a person focused on faith and ethics while they’re starving! I’m quoting from the Encyclical Letter on "The Condition of Labor," issued in 1891, addressed "to our Venerable Brethren, all Patriarchs, Primates, Archbishops, and Bishops of the Catholic World in Grace and Communion with the Apostolic See." The aim of the letter is "to refute false teaching," and the main point of its message is:

This great labor question cannot be solved except by assuming as a principle that private property must be held sacred and inviolable.

This major issue regarding labor can only be resolved by establishing the principle that private property should be respected and protected.

And again, the purpose of churches proclaimed in language as frank as any used in the present book:

And once more, the role of churches stated in a way as straightforward as anything found in this book:

The chief thing to be secured is the safe-guarding, by legal enactment and policy, of private property. Most of all it is essential in these times of covetous greed, to keep the multitude within the line of duty; for if all may justly strive to benefit their condition, yet neither justice nor the common good allows any one to seize that which belongs to another, or, under the pretext of futile and ridiculous equality, to lay hands on other peoples' fortunes.

The main focus should be on legally protecting private property. In these times of greedy desire, it’s crucial to keep the masses in check; while everyone has the right to improve their own situation, neither fairness nor the common good permits anyone to take what belongs to someone else, or to unjustly claim others' wealth under the guise of pointless and absurd equality.

And this, you understand, in lands where rapine and conquest, class-tyranny and priestly domination have been the custom since the dawn of history; in which no property-right can possibly trace back to any other basis than force. In Austria, for example—Austria, the leader and guardian of the Holy Alliance—Austria, which had no Reformation, no Revolution, no Kultur-kampf—Austria, in which the income of the Catholic Primate is $625,000 a year! In other words, Austria is still to a large extent a "Priestly Empire;" and it was Austria which began the war—began it in a religious quarrel, with a Slav people which does not acknowledge the Holy Father as the ruler of the world, but persists in adhering to the Eastern Church. So of course to-day, when Austria is learning the bitter lesson that they who draw the sword shall perish by the sword, the heart of the Holy Father is wrung with grief, and he sends out these eloquent peace-notes, written in Vienna and edited in Berlin. And at the same time his private chaplain is convicted and sentenced to prison for life as Austria's Master-Spy in Rome!

And this, you see, in places where violence and conquest, class oppression, and priestly control have been the norm since the beginning of time; where no property rights can really be traced back to anything other than force. Take Austria, for instance—Austria, the leader and protector of the Holy Alliance—Austria, which had no Reformation, no Revolution, no Kulturkampf—Austria, where the income of the Catholic Primate is $625,000 a year! In other words, Austria is still largely a "Priestly Empire;" and it was Austria that started the war—initiated it over a religious dispute, with a Slavic people that does not recognize the Holy Father as the ruler of the world but continues to follow the Eastern Church. So of course today, as Austria is facing the harsh reality that those who use the sword will fall by the sword, the heart of the Holy Father is filled with sorrow, and he sends out these powerful peace messages, written in Vienna and edited in Berlin. Meanwhile, his private chaplain has been found guilty and sentenced to life in prison as Austria's Master Spy in Rome!

It is a curious thing to observe—the natural instinct which, all over the world, draws Superstition and Exploitation together. This war, which is hailed as a war against autocracy, might almost as accurately be described as a war against the clerical system. Wherever in the world you find the Papal power strong, there you find sympathy with the Prussian infamy and there you find German intrigue. In Spain, for example; in Ireland and Quebec, and in the Argentine. The treatment of Belgium was a little too raw—too many priests were shot at the outset, and so Cardinal Mercier denounces the Germans; but you notice that he pleads in vain with the Vatican, which stands firm by its beloved Austria, and against the godless kingdom of Italy. The Kaiser allows the hope of restoration of the temporal power at the peace settlement; and meantime the law forbidding the presence of the Jesuits in Germany has been repealed, and all over the world the propagandists of this order are working for the Kaiser. Sir Roger Casement was raised a Catholic, and so also "Jim" Larkin, the Irish labor-leader who is touring America denouncing the Allies. The Catholic Bishop of Melbourne opposed and beat conscription in Australia, and it was Catholic propaganda of treachery among the ignorant peasant-soldiers from Sicily which caused the breaking of the Italian line at Tolmino. So deeply has this instinct worked that, in the fall of 1917 while the Socialist party in New York was campaigning for immediate peace, the Catholic Irish suddenly forgot their ancient horrors. The Catholic "Freeman's Journal" published nine articles favoring Socialism in a single issue; while even "The Tablet," the diocesan paper, began to discover that the Socialists were not such bad fellows after all. The same "Tablet" which a few years ago allowed Father Belford to declare that Socialists were mad dogs who should be "stopped with a bullet"!

It’s interesting to see the natural instinct that connects Superstition and Exploitation all over the world. This war, which is celebrated as a fight against autocracy, could just as easily be called a fight against the clerical system. Wherever the Papal power is strong, you’ll find support for the Prussian disgrace and German scheming. Take Spain, for instance; or Ireland, Quebec, and Argentina. The treatment of Belgium was a bit too harsh—too many priests were shot at first, prompting Cardinal Mercier to denounce the Germans. However, he appeals in vain to the Vatican, which remains loyal to its cherished Austria and opposes the atheistic kingdom of Italy. The Kaiser keeps alive hopes for restoring the temporal power during the peace negotiations; meanwhile, the law banning Jesuits from Germany has been repealed, and Jesuit propagandists worldwide are working for the Kaiser. Sir Roger Casement was raised Catholic, as was "Jim" Larkin, the Irish labor leader currently touring America denouncing the Allies. The Catholic Bishop of Melbourne fought against and defeated conscription in Australia, and Catholic propaganda of betrayal among the uneducated peasant-soldiers from Sicily caused the Italian line to collapse at Tolmino. This instinct has worked so profoundly that, in the fall of 1917, while the Socialist party in New York was campaigning for immediate peace, Catholic Irish suddenly forgot their long-held fears. The Catholic "Freeman's Journal" published nine articles supporting Socialism in one issue; even "The Tablet," the diocesan newspaper, began to recognize that the Socialists weren’t all that bad after all. This is the same "Tablet" that just a few years ago let Father Belford state that Socialists were mad dogs who should be "stopped with a bullet"!

Note to second edition: Since the above was written, the war fervor has swept America, including even the rank and file of the Catholics, and what has here been said might seem unfair to persons who have forgotten the attitude of the Church during the early part of the conflict, and the struggle it cost to bring the hierarchy into line. It is one of the ironies of history that the most reactionary organization in the world should be lending its aid to the destruction of the second most reactionary. When the Catholic Church marches forth to war for Democracy, it is not drawing America down into the pit, but is letting America pull it out of the pit—at least for a time, and the spectacle is one in which all lovers of progress will rejoice.

Note to second edition: Since the above was written, the war excitement has swept across America, even reaching the general Catholic population, and what has been said here might seem unfair to those who have forgotten the Church's stance during the early part of the conflict, and the effort it took to align the hierarchy. It is one of history's ironies that the most conservative organization in the world should be helping to dismantle the second most conservative. When the Catholic Church goes to war for Democracy, it isn’t dragging America down into a mess; it's allowing America to pull it out of the mess—at least for a while, and this is a situation that all supporters of progress will celebrate.





BOOK FOUR — The Church of the Slavers

 See, underneath the Crown of Thorn,
      The eye-balls fierce, the features grim!
  And merrily from night to morn
      We chaunt his praise and worship him—
Great Christus-Jingo, at whose feet  Christian and Jew and Atheist meet!

 A wondrous god! most fit for those
      Who cheat on 'Change, then creep to prayer;
  Blood on his heavenly altar flows,
      Hell's burning incense fills the air,
  And Death attests in street and lane
  The hideous glory of his reign.
See, beneath the Crown of Thorns,  
      The eyes are fierce, the face is grim!  
  And happily from night to morning  
      We chant his praise and worship him—  
Great Christus-Jingo, at whose feet  Christian, Jew, and Atheist meet!  

 A marvelous god! most suitable for those  
      Who cheat on the stock market, then crawl to pray;  
  Blood on his heavenly altar pours,  
      Hell's burning incense fills the air,  
  And Death confirms in street and lane  
  The horrifying glory of his reign.  




Face of Caesar

The thesis of this book is the effect of fixed dogma in producing mental paralysis, and the use of this mental paralysis by Economic Exploitation. From that standpoint the various Protestant sects are better than the Catholic, but not much better. The Catholics stand upon Tradition, the Protestants upon an Inspired Word; but since this Word is the entire literary product, history and biography, science and legislation, poetry, drama and fiction of a whole people for something like a thousand years, it is possible by judicious selection of texts to prove anything you wish to prove and to justify anything you wish to do. The "Holy Book" being full of polygamy, slavery, rape and wholesale murder, committed by priests and rulers under the direct orders of God, it was a very simple matter for the Protestant Slavers to construct a Bible defense of their system.

The main argument of this book is how rigid beliefs create mental stagnation, and how that stagnation is exploited economically. From this perspective, various Protestant groups are slightly better than Catholics, but not by much. Catholics rely on Tradition, while Protestants lean on an Inspired Word; however, this Word encompasses the entire literary output—history, biography, science, laws, poetry, drama, and fiction—of a whole society over roughly a thousand years. Because of this, with careful selection of texts, it’s possible to support any argument or justify any action you wish. The "Holy Book" contains instances of polygamy, slavery, rape, and mass murder carried out by priests and leaders under God's direct command, making it quite easy for Protestant slave owners to craft a biblical justification for their practices.

They get poor Jesus because he was given to irony, that most dangerous form of utterance. If he could come back to life, and see what men have done with his little joke about the face of Caesar on the Roman coin, I think he would drop dead. As for Paul, he was a Roman bureaucrat, with no nonsense in his make-up; when he ordered, "Servants obey your masters," he meant exactly what he said. The Roman official stamp which he put upon the gospel of Jesus has been the salvation of the Slavers from the Reformation on.

They get poor Jesus because he was prone to irony, the most dangerous way to express something. If he could come back to life and see what people have done with his little joke about Caesar's face on the Roman coin, I think he'd be shocked. As for Paul, he was a Roman bureaucrat, straightforward and serious; when he said, "Servants obey your masters," he meant exactly what he said. The Roman official stamp he placed on the gospel of Jesus has been the rescue of the slave owners since the Reformation.

In the time of Martin Luther, the peasants of Germany were suffering the most atrocious and awful misery; Luther himself knew about it, he had denounced the princely robbers and the priestly land-exploiters with that picturesque violence of which he was a master. But nothing had been done about it, nothing ever is done about it—until at last the miserable peasants attempted to organize and win their own rights. Their demands do not seem to us so very criminal as we read them today; the privilege of electing their own pastors, the abolition of villeinage, the right to hunt and fish and cut wood in the forest, the reduction of exorbitant rents, extra payment for extra labor, and—that universal cry of peasant communes whether in Russia, England, Mexico or sixteenth century Germany—the restoration to the village of lands taken by fraud. But Luther would hear nothing of slaves asserting their own rights, and took refuge in the Pauline sociology: If they really wished to follow Christ, they would drop the sword and resort to prayer; the gospel has to do with spiritual, not temporal, affairs; earthly society cannot exist without inequalities, etc.

In Martin Luther's time, the peasants in Germany were enduring terrible and extreme misery; Luther himself was aware of their suffering and had condemned the greedy nobles and corrupt priests with his characteristic fervor. But nothing changed, nothing ever does—until the desperate peasants tried to organize and fight for their rights. Their demands don’t seem so outrageous to us now; they wanted the right to choose their own pastors, the end of serfdom, permission to hunt, fish, and gather firewood in the forests, fair rents, extra pay for extra work, and—echoing the cries of peasant communities from Russia, England, Mexico, or 16th-century Germany—the return of land wrongly taken from their villages. But Luther refused to accept the idea of the oppressed claiming their rights, insisting instead on a Pauline viewpoint: If they truly wanted to follow Christ, they should put down their weapons and pray; the gospel relates to spiritual matters, not earthly ones; society can't function without inequalities, and so on.

And when the peasants went on in spite of this, he turned upon them and denounced them to the princes; he issued proclamations which might have been the instructions of Mr. John Wanamaker to the police-force of his "City of Brotherly Love": "One cannot answer a rebel with reason, but the best answer is to hit him with the fist until blood flows from the nose." He issued a letter: "Against the Murderous and Thieving Mob of Peasants," which might have come from the Reverend Woelfkin, Fifth Avenue Pastor of Standard Oil: "The ass needs to be beaten, and the populace needs to be controlled with a strong hand. God knew this well, and therefore he gave the rulers, not a fox's tail, but a sword." He implored these rulers, after the fashion of Methodist Chancellor Day of the University of Syracuse: "Do not be troubled about the severity of their repression, for it will save many souls." With such pious exhortations in their ears the princes set to work, and slaughtered a hundred thousand of the miserable wretches; they completely aborted the social hopes of the Reformation, and cast humanity into the pit of wage-slavery and militarism for four centuries. As a church scholar, Prof. Rauschenbusch, puts it:

And when the peasants continued despite this, he turned on them and reported them to the rulers; he issued proclamations that sounded like instructions from Mr. John Wanamaker to the police force of his "City of Brotherly Love": "You can't reason with a rebel, so the best way to respond is to punch him until blood comes from his nose." He sent out a letter titled: "Against the Murderous and Thieving Mob of Peasants," which could have been written by Reverend Woelfkin, Fifth Avenue Pastor of Standard Oil: "The donkey must be beaten, and the people need to be controlled with a firm hand. God understood this well, which is why he gave rulers not a fox's tail but a sword." He urged these rulers, like Methodist Chancellor Day of the University of Syracuse: "Don't worry about how harsh their oppression is; it will save many souls." With such holy appeals in their ears, the princes went to work and killed a hundred thousand of the unfortunate souls; they completely dashed the social hopes of the Reformation and plunged humanity into the depths of wage slavery and militarism for four centuries. As church scholar Prof. Rauschenbusch puts it:

The glorious years of the Lutheran Reformation were from 1517 to 1525, when the whole nation was in commotion, and a great revolutionary tidal wave seemed to be sweeping every class and every higher interest one step nearer to its ideal of life.... The Lutheran Reformation had been most truly religious and creative when it embraced the whole of human life and enlisted the enthusiasm of all ideal men and movements. When it became "religious" in the narrow sense, it grew scholastic and spiny, quarrelsome, and impotent to awaken high enthusiasm and noble life.

The remarkable years of the Lutheran Reformation were from 1517 to 1525, when the entire nation was in upheaval, and a significant revolutionary wave seemed to be pushing every class and all higher interests closer to their ideals of life.... The Lutheran Reformation was at its most genuinely religious and creative when it encompassed all aspects of human life and engaged the passion of all idealistic individuals and movements. However, when it became "religious" in a limited sense, it turned scholarly, contentious, and ineffective at inspiring high enthusiasm and noble living.





Deutschland ueber Alles

As a result of Luther's treason to humanity, his church became the state church of Prussia, and Bible-worship and Devil-terror played their part, along with the Mass and the Confessional, in building up the Junker dream. A court official—the Oberhofprediger—was set up, and from that time on the Hohenzollerns were the most pious criminals in Europe. Frederick the Great, the ancestral genius, was an atheist and a scoffer, but he believed devoutly in religion for his subjects. He said: "If my soldiers were to begin to think, not one would remain in the ranks." And Carlyle, instinctive friend of autocrats, tells with jocular approval how he kept them from thinking:

As a result of Luther's betrayal of humanity, his church became the state church of Prussia, and worshiping the Bible and instilling fear of the Devil contributed to the Junker fantasy, along with the Mass and the Confessional. A court official—the Oberhofprediger—was established, and from then on, the Hohenzollerns became the most devout criminals in Europe. Frederick the Great, the family genius, was an atheist and a cynic, but he firmly believed in religion for his people. He said, "If my soldiers started to think, not one of them would stay in line." And Carlyle, a natural supporter of autocrats, shares with a humorous nod how he prevented them from thinking:

He recognizes the uses of Religion; takes a good deal of pains with his Preaching Clergy; will suggest texts to them; and for the rest expects to be obeyed by them, as by his Sergeants and Corporals. Indeed, the reverend men feel themselves to be a body of Spiritual Sergeants, Corporals, and Captains, to whom obedience is the rule, and discontent a thing not to be indulged in by any means.

He understands the importance of religion, puts a lot of effort into supporting his preaching clergy, suggests texts for them, and expects to be followed by them just like he is by his sergeants and corporals. In fact, the clergy see themselves as a group of spiritual sergeants, corporals, and captains, where following orders is the norm, and any kind of dissatisfaction is not tolerated at all.

So the soldiers stayed in the ranks, and Frederick raided Silesia and Poland. His successors ordered all the Protestant sects into one, so that they might be more easily controlled; from which time the Lutheran Church has been a department of the Prussian state, in some cases a branch of the municipal authority.

So the soldiers stayed in formation, and Frederick invaded Silesia and Poland. His successors merged all the Protestant groups into one, making them easier to control; since then, the Lutheran Church has been a part of the Prussian state, and in some cases, a branch of the local government.

In 1848, when the people of various German states demanded their liberty, it was an ultra-pious king of Prussia who sent his troops and shot them down—precisely as Luther had advised to shoot down the peasants. At this time the future maker of the German Empire rose in the Landtag and made his bow before the world; a young Prussian land-magnate, Otto von Bismarck by name, he shook his fist in the face of the new German liberalism, and incidentally of the new German infidelity:

In 1848, when people in different German states demanded their freedom, it was a very pious king of Prussia who sent in his troops and shot them down—just like Luther had suggested to shoot the peasants. At this time, the future architect of the German Empire stood up in the Landtag and introduced himself to the world; a young Prussian landowner named Otto von Bismarck, he shook his fist at the new German liberalism, and also at the rising German disbelievers:

Christianity is the solid basis of Prussia; and no state erected upon any other foundation can permanently exist.

Christianity is the strong foundation of Prussia, and no state built on any other basis can last in the long run.

The present Hohenzollern has diligently maintained this tradition of his line. It was his custom to tour the Empire in a train of blue and white cars, carrying as many costumes as any stage favorite, most of them military; with him on the train went the Prussian god, and there was scarcely a performance at which this god did not appear, also in military costume. After the failure of the "Kultur-kampf," the official Lutheran religion was ordered to make friends with its ancient enemy, the Catholic Church. Said the Kaiser:

The current Hohenzollern has actively upheld this tradition of his family. He often traveled around the Empire in a train of blue and white cars, bringing along as many outfits as any popular performer, most of them military. Accompanying him on the train was the Prussian god, who rarely missed a performance, also dressed in military attire. After the failure of the "Kulturkampf," the official Lutheran Church was instructed to reconcile with its longtime rival, the Catholic Church. The Kaiser stated:

I make no difference between the adherents of the Catholic and Protestant creeds. Let them both stand upon the foundation of Christianity, and they are both bound to be true citizens and obedient subjects. Then the German people will be the rock of granite upon which our Lord God can build and complete his work of Kultur in the world.

I don’t see a distinction between those who follow the Catholic and Protestant faiths. As long as both are grounded in Christianity, they are both obligated to be good citizens and obedient subjects. Then the German people will be the solid foundation on which our Lord God can establish and fulfill His mission of culture in the world.

And here is the oath required of the Catholic clergy, upon their admission to equality of trustworthiness with their Protestant confreres:

And here is the oath that Catholic clergy must take when they are admitted to the same level of trustworthiness as their Protestant counterparts:

I will be submissive, faithful and obedient to his Royal Majesty,—and his lawful successors in the government,—as my most gracious King and Sovereign; promote his welfare according to my ability; prevent injury and detriment to him; and particularly endeavor carefully to cultivate in the minds of the people under my care a sense of reverence and fidelity towards the King, love for the Fatherland, obedience to the laws, and all those virtues which in a Christian denote a good citizen; and I will not suffer any man to teach or act in a contrary spirit. In particular I vow that I will not support any society or association, either at home or abroad, which might endanger the public security, and will inform His Majesty of any proposal made, either in my diocese or elsewhere, which might prove injurious to the State.

I will be respectful, loyal, and obedient to his Royal Majesty—and his lawful successors in government—as my most gracious King and Sovereign; I will support his well-being to the best of my ability; prevent harm and damage to him; and specifically work hard to instill in the minds of the people I oversee a sense of respect and loyalty towards the King, love for our country, compliance with the laws, and all those virtues that, in a Christian context, represent a good citizen; and I will not allow anyone to promote or act contrary to this spirit. Specifically, I vow that I will not be part of any group or organization, whether at home or abroad, that could threaten public safety, and I will inform His Majesty of any proposals made, either in my diocese or elsewhere, that could be harmful to the State.

And later on this heaven-guided ruler conceived the scheme of a Berlin-Bagdad railway, for which he needed one religion more; he paid a visit to Constantinople, and made another debut and produced another god—with the result that millions of Turks are fighting under the belief that the Kaiser is a convert to the faith of Mohammed!

And later, this ruler, guided by destiny, came up with the idea of a railway from Berlin to Baghdad, which required one more religion. He took a trip to Constantinople, made a grand entrance, and introduced another deity—resulting in millions of Turks believing that the Kaiser converted to Islam!





Der Tag.

All this was, of course, in preparation for the great event to which all good Germans looked forward—to which all German officers drank their toasts at banquets—the Day.

All this was, of course, in preparation for the big event that all good Germans were looking forward to—one that all German officers toasted at banquets—the Day.

This glorious day came, and the field-gray armies marched forth, and the Pauline-Lutheran God marched with them. The Kaiser, as usual, acted as spokesman:

This glorious day arrived, and the gray-uniformed armies marched out, with the Pauline-Lutheran God supporting them. The Kaiser, as always, served as their spokesperson:

Remember that the German people are the chosen of God. On me, the German emperor, the spirit of God has descended. I am His sword, His weapon and His viceregent. Woe to the disobedient and death to cowards and unbelievers.

Remember that the German people are God's chosen ones. The spirit of God has come upon me, the German emperor. I am His sword, His weapon, and His representative. Woe to the disobedient, and death to cowards and unbelievers.

As to the Prussian state religion, its attitude to the war is set forth in a little book written by a high clerical personage, the Herr Consistorialrat Dietrich Vorwerk, containing prayers and hymns for the soldiers, and for the congregations at home. Here is an appeal to the Lord God of Battles:

As for the Prussian state religion, its stance on the war is outlined in a small book written by a high-ranking church official, Herr Consistorialrat Dietrich Vorwerk, which includes prayers and hymns for the soldiers and for the congregations at home. This features an appeal to the Lord God of Battles:

Though the warrior's bread be scanty, do Thou work daily death and tenfold woe unto the enemy. Forgive in merciful long-suffering each bullet and each blow which misses its mark. Lead us not into the temptation of letting our wrath be too tame in carrying out Thy divine judgment. Deliver us and our ally from the Infernal Enemy and his servants on earth. Thine is the kingdom, the German land; may we, by the aid of Thy steel-clad hand, achieve the fame and the glory.

Though the warrior's food is meager, may You bring daily death and multiplied suffering to the enemy. Forgive with merciful patience every bullet and every strike that goes astray. Don't let us fall into the temptation of being too soft in carrying out Your divine judgment. Save us and our ally from the Evil One and his followers on earth. Yours is the kingdom, the German land; may we, with the help of Your strong hand, attain fame and glory.

It is this Herr Consistorialrat who has perpetrated the great masterpiece of humor of the war—the hymn in which he appeals to that God who keeps guard over Cherubim, Seraphim, and Zeppelins. You have to say over the German form of these words in order to get the effect of their delicious melody—"Cherubinen, Seraphinen, Zeppelinen!" And lest you think that this too-musical clergyman is a rara avis, turn to the little book which has been published in English under the same title as Herr Vorwerk's "Hurrah and Hallelujah." Here is the Reverend S. Lehmann:

It’s that Herr Consistorialrat who created the hilarious masterpiece of the war—the hymn where he calls on that God who watches over Cherubim, Seraphim, and Zeppelins. You really need to say the German version of these words to appreciate their catchy melody—“Cherubinen, Seraphinen, Zeppelinen!" And just in case you think this overly musical clergyman is one of a kind, check out the little book published in English with the same title as Herr Vorwerk's "Hurrah and Hallelujah." Here’s the Reverend S. Lehmann:

Germany is the center of God's plans for the world. Germany's fight against the whole world is in reality the battle of the spirit against the whole world's infamy, falsehood and devilish cunning.

Germany is at the heart of God's plans for the world. Germany's struggle against the entire world is actually the fight of the spirit against the world's disgrace, lies, and wicked deceit.

And here is Pastor K. Koenig:

And here is Pastor K. Koenig:

It was God's will that we should win the war.

It was God's plan for us to win the war.

And Pastor J. Rump:

And Pastor J. Rump:

Our defeat would mean the defeat of His Son in humanity. We fight for the cause of Jesus within mankind.

Our defeat would mean the defeat of His Son among humanity. We are fighting for the cause of Jesus within people.

And here is an eminent theological professor:

And here is a well-known theology professor:

The deepest and most thought-inspiring result of the war is the German God. Not the national God such as the lower nations worship, but "our God," who is not ashamed of belonging to us, the peculiar acquirement of our heart.

The most profound and thought-provoking outcome of the war is the German God. Not the national God that lesser nations worship, but "our God," who is proud to be associated with us, a unique treasure of our hearts.





King Cotton

It is a cheap way to gain applause in these days, to denounce the Prussian system; my only purpose is to show that Bible-worship, precisely as saint-worship or totem-worship, delivers the worshipper up to the Slavers. This truth has held in America, precisely as in Prussia. During the middle of the last century there was fought out a mighty issue in our free republic; and what was the part played in this struggle by the Bible-cults? Hear the testimony of William Lloyd Garrison: "American Christianity is the main pillar of American slavery." Hear Parker Pillsbury: "We had almost to abolish the Church before we could reach the dreadful institution at all."

It's become a popular way to get attention these days to criticize the Prussian system; my only aim is to show that worshiping the Bible, just like worshiping saints or totems, traps the worshipper with the oppressors. This truth has been evident in America just like it has in Prussia. During the middle of the last century, a significant battle was fought in our free republic; and what role did the Bible-focused groups play in this struggle? Listen to what William Lloyd Garrison said: "American Christianity is the main pillar of American slavery." And Parker Pillsbury noted: "We had to almost abolish the Church before we could even tackle the terrible institution at all."

In the year 1818 the Presbyterian General Assembly, which represented the churches of the South as well as of the North, passed by a unanimous vote a resolution to the effect that "Slavery is utterly inconsistent with the law of God, which requires us to love our neighbor as ourselves." But in a generation the views of the entire South, including the Presbyterian Church, had changed entirely. What was the reason? Had the "law of God" been altered? Had some new "revelation" been handed down? Nothing of the kind; it was merely that a Yankee by the name of Eli Whitney had perfected a machine to take the seeds out of short staple cotton. The cotton crop of the South increased from four thousand bales in 1791 to four hundred and fifty thousand in 1820 and five million, four hundred thousand in 1860.

In 1818, the Presbyterian General Assembly, which represented both Southern and Northern churches, unanimously passed a resolution stating that "Slavery is completely incompatible with the law of God, which requires us to love our neighbor as ourselves." However, within a generation, the views of the entire South, including the Presbyterian Church, changed drastically. What caused this shift? Was the "law of God" modified? Was there some new "revelation"? Not at all; it was simply that a Northerner named Eli Whitney invented a machine to remove seeds from short staple cotton. The South's cotton production skyrocketed from four thousand bales in 1791 to four hundred and fifty thousand in 1820, and five million four hundred thousand by 1860.

There was a new monarch, King Cotton, and his empire depended upon slaves. According to the custom of monarchs since the dawn of history, he hired the ministers of God to teach that what he wanted was right and holy. From one end of the South to the other the pulpits rang with the text: "Cursed be Canaan; a servant to servants shall he be to his brethren." The learned Bishop Hopkins, in his "Bible View of Slavery", gave the standard interpretation of this text:

There was a new king, King Cotton, and his empire relied on slavery. Following the tradition of rulers throughout history, he employed religious leaders to preach that his desires were righteous and sacred. Across the entire South, the churches echoed with the verse: "Cursed be Canaan; a servant to servants shall he be to his brethren." The educated Bishop Hopkins, in his "Bible View of Slavery", provided the usual interpretation of this verse:

The Almighty, forseeing the total degradation of the Negro race, ordained them to servitude or slavery under the descendants of Shem and Japheth, doubtless because he judged it to be their fittest condition.

The Almighty, foreseeing the complete degradation of the Black race, destined them for servitude or slavery under the descendants of Shem and Japheth, likely because He considered it to be their most suitable condition.

I might fill the balance of this volume with citations from defenses of the "peculiar institution" in the name of Jesus Christ—and not only from the South, but from the North. For it must be understood that leading families of Massachusetts and New York owed their power to Slavery; their fathers had brought molasses from New Orleans and made it into rum, and taken it to the coast of Africa to be exchanged for slaves for the Southern planters. And after this trade was outlawed, the slave-grown cotton had still to be shipped to the North and spun; so the traders of the North must have divine sanction for the Fugitive Slave law. Here is the Bishop of Vermont declaring: "The slavery of the negro race appears to me to be fully authorized both in the Old and New Testaments." Here in the "True Presbyterian", of New York, giving the decision of a clerical man of the world: "There is no debasement in it. It might have existed in Paradise, and it may continue through the Millenium."

I could fill the rest of this book with quotes from arguments defending the "peculiar institution" in the name of Jesus Christ—and not just from the South, but from the North as well. It should be noted that prominent families in Massachusetts and New York gained their power from slavery; their ancestors brought molasses from New Orleans, turned it into rum, and took it to the coast of Africa to be traded for slaves for Southern plantation owners. And even after this trade was banned, the cotton grown by slaves still needed to be sent to the North to be processed; so Northern traders must have sought divine approval for the Fugitive Slave Law. Here is the Bishop of Vermont stating: "The slavery of the Negro race seems to be fully supported by both the Old and New Testaments." Here in the "True Presbyterian" of New York, a senior cleric shares his thoughts: "There is no degradation in it. It could have existed in Paradise, and it may continue through the Millennium."

And when the slave-holding oligarchy of the South rose in arms against those who presumed to interfere with this divine institution, the men of God of the South called down blessings upon their armies in words which, with the proper change of names, might have been spoken in Berlin in August, 1914. Thus Dr. Thornwell, one of the leading Presbyterian divines of the South: "The triumph of Lincoln's principles is the death-knell of slavery...... Let us crush the serpent in the egg." And the Reverend Dr. Smythe of Charleston: "The war is a war against slavery, and is therefore treasonable rebellion against the Word, Providence and Government of God." I read in the papers, as I am writing, how the clergy of Germany are thundering against President Wilson's declaration that that country must become democratic. Here is a manifesto of the German Evangelical League, made public on the four hundredth anniversary of the Reformation:

And when the slave-holding oligarchy of the South took up arms against those who dared to interfere with this so-called divine institution, the clergy of the South called down blessings upon their armies in words that, with a few name changes, could have been spoken in Berlin in August 1914. For instance, Dr. Thornwell, one of the leading Presbyterian ministers of the South, said: "The triumph of Lincoln's principles is the end of slavery... Let us crush the serpent in the egg." And Reverend Dr. Smythe from Charleston stated: "The war is a war against slavery, and is therefore treasonous rebellion against the Word, Providence, and Government of God." As I write this, I see in the news how the clergy in Germany are condemning President Wilson's declaration that their country must become democratic. Here is a manifesto from the German Evangelical League, released on the four hundredth anniversary of the Reformation:

We especially warn against the heresy, promulgated from America, that Christianity enjoins democratic institutions, and that they are an essential condition of the kingdom of God on earth.

We specifically caution against the false belief, spread from America, that Christianity demands democratic institutions, and that these are a necessary part of the kingdom of God on earth.

In exactly the same way the religious bodies of the entire South united in an address to Christians throughout the world, early in the year 1863:

In the same way, the religious groups across the South came together to address Christians around the world, early in 1863:

The recent proclamation of the President of the United States, seeking the emancipation of the slaves of the South, is in our judgment occasion of solemn protest on the part of the people of God.

The recent announcement from the President of the United States, aiming to free the slaves in the South, is, in our opinion, a serious reason for the people of God to protest.





Witches and Women

To whatever part of the world you travel, to whatever page of history you turn, you find the endowed and established clergy using the word of God in defense of whatever form of slave-driving may then be popular and profitable. Two or three hundred years ago it was the custom of Protestant divines in England and America to burn poor old women as witches; only a hundred and fifty years ago we find John Wesley, founder of Methodism, declaring that "the giving up of witchcraft is in effect the giving up of the Bible." And if you investigate this witch-burning, you will find that it is only one aspect of a blot upon civilization, the Christian Mysogyny. You see, there were two Hebrew legends—one that woman was made out of a man's rib, and the other that she ate an apple; therefore in modern England a wife must be content with a legal status lower than a domestic servant.

No matter where you go in the world or what part of history you look at, you’ll see established clergy using the word of God to justify whatever form of slavery is popular and profitable at the time. Two or three hundred years ago, Protestant ministers in England and America were burning elderly women as witches; just a hundred and fifty years ago, John Wesley, the founder of Methodism, claimed that "giving up witchcraft is basically giving up the Bible." If you dig into this witch-burning, you'll find it's just one part of a stain on civilization: Christian misogyny. You see, there are two Hebrew legends—one says that woman was made from a man's rib, and the other that she ate an apple; thus, in modern England, a wife must accept a legal status lower than that of a domestic servant.

Perhaps the most comical of the clerical claims is this—that Christianity has promoted chivalry and respect for womanhood. In ancient Greece and Rome the woman was the equal and helpmate of man; we read in Tacitus about the splendid women of the Germans, who took part in public councils, and even fought in battles. Two thousand years before the Christian era we are told by Maspero that the Egyptian woman was the mistress of her house; she could inherit equally with her brothers, and had full control of her property. We are told by Paturet that she was "juridically the equal of man, having the same rights and being treated in the same fashion." But in present-day England, under the common law, woman can hold no office of trust or power, and her husband has the sole custody of her person, and of her children while minors. He can steal her children, rob her of her clothing, and beat her with a stick provided it is no thicker than his thumb. While I was in London the highest court handed down a decision on the law which does not permit a woman to divorce her husband for infidelity, unless it has been accompanied by cruelty; a man had brought his mistress into his home and—compelled his wife to work for and wait upon her, and the decision was that this was not cruelty in the meaning of the law!

Perhaps the most ridiculous of the clerical claims is this—that Christianity has fostered chivalry and respect for women. In ancient Greece and Rome, women were equals and partners to men; Tacitus writes about the remarkable women of the Germans, who participated in public councils and even fought in battles. Two thousand years before the Christian era, Maspero tells us that Egyptian women were in charge of their households; they could inherit just like their brothers and had full control over their property. Paturet informs us that they were "legally equal to men, having the same rights and being treated the same way." But in today’s England, under common law, women cannot hold any position of trust or power, and their husbands have sole custody of their persons and their children while they are minors. A man can take his children away, steal her clothes, and beat her with a stick as long as it isn’t thicker than his thumb. While I was in London, the highest court made a ruling stating that a woman cannot divorce her husband for infidelity unless it is also coupled with cruelty; a man had brought his mistress into their home and forced his wife to work for and serve her, and the ruling was that this did not count as cruelty under the law!

And if you say that this enslavement of Woman has nothing to do with religion—that ancient Hebrew fables do not control modern English customs—then listen to the Vicar of Crantock, preaching at St. Crantock's, London, Aug. 27th, 1905, and explaining why women must cover their heads in church:

And if you claim that this oppression of women has nothing to do with religion—that old Hebrew stories don’t influence modern English customs—then listen to the Vicar of Crantock, preaching at St. Crantock's, London, Aug. 27th, 1905, explaining why women should cover their heads in church:

(1) Man's priority of creation. Adam was first formed, then Eve.

(1) The order of creation for humans. Adam was created first, followed by Eve.

(2) The manner of creation. The man is not of the woman, but the woman of the man.

(2) The way of creation. The man is not from the woman, but the woman is from the man.

(3) The purport of creation. The man was not created for the woman, but the woman for the man.

(3) The meaning of creation. Man was not created for woman, but woman for man.

(4) Results in creation. The man is the image of the glory of God, but woman is the glory of man.

(4) Results in creation. Man represents the glory of God, but woman represents the glory of man.

(5) Woman's priority in the fall. Adam was not deceived; but the woman, being deceived, was in the transgression.

(5) The woman's priority in the fall. Adam wasn’t fooled; but the woman, being fooled, fell into sin.

(6) The marriage relation. As the Church is subject to Christ, so let the wives be to their husbands.

(6) The marriage relationship. Just as the Church is under Christ, so should wives be to their husbands.

(7) The headship of man and woman. The head of every man is Christ, but the head of the woman is man.

(7) The leadership of men and women. The leader of every man is Christ, but the leader of the woman is man.

I say there is no modern evil which cannot be justified by these ancient texts; and there is nowhere in Christendom a clergy which cannot be persuaded to cite them at the demand of ruling classes. In the city where I write, three clergymen are being sent to jail for six months for protesting against the use of the name of Jesus in the wholesale slaughter of men. Now, I am backing this war. I know that it has to be fought, and I want to see it fought as hard as possible; but I want to leave Jesus out of it, for I know that Jesus did not believe in war, and never could have been brought to support a war. I object to clerical cant on the subject; and I note that an eminent theological authority, "Billy" Sunday, appears to agree with me; for I find him on the front page of my morning paper, assailing the three pacifist clergymen, and making his appeal not to Jesus, but to the blood-thirsty tribal diety of the ancient Hebrews:

I argue that there’s no modern wrongdoing that can’t be justified by these old texts; and there’s no clergy in Christendom that can’t be convinced to reference them when asked by those in power. In the city where I write, three clergymen are being jailed for six months for protesting against the use of Jesus’ name in the mass slaughter of people. Now, I support this war. I know it needs to be fought, and I want to see it fought as fiercely as possible; but I want to exclude Jesus from it, because I know that Jesus didn’t believe in war and wouldn’t have supported one. I object to the preachy nonsense on this issue; and I notice that a well-known theological figure, “Billy” Sunday, seems to agree with me; because I see him on the front page of my morning paper criticizing the three pacifist clergymen, and appealing not to Jesus, but to the bloodthirsty tribal god of the ancient Hebrews:

I suppose they think they know more than God Almighty, who commanded the sun to stand still while Joshua won the battle for the Lord; more than the God who made Samson strong so he could slay thousands of his nation's enemies in a righteous cause.

I guess they believe they know more than God, who ordered the sun to stand still while Joshua fought for Him; more than the God who gave Samson his strength to defeat thousands of his nation's enemies for a just reason.

Right you are, Billy! And if the capitalist system continues to develop unchecked, we shall some day see it dawn upon the masters of the world how wasteful it is to permit the superannuated workers to perish by slow starvation. So much more sensible to make use of them! So we shall have a Bible defense of cannibalism; we shall hear our evangelists quoting Leviticus: "They shall eat the flesh of their own sons and daughters." Or perhaps some of our leisure-class ladies might make the discovery that the flesh of working-class babies is relished by pomeranians and poodles. If so, the Billy Sundays of the twenty-first century may discover the text: "Happy shall be he that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones."

You're right, Billy! And if the capitalist system keeps evolving without any checks, one day the leaders of the world will realize how wasteful it is to let the elderly workers suffer through slow starvation. It's way more sensible to put them to use! So, we might end up with a Biblical justification for cannibalism; we'll hear our evangelists quoting Leviticus: "They shall eat the flesh of their own sons and daughters." Or maybe some of our wealthy ladies will find out that the flesh of working-class babies is a favorite among Pomeranians and poodles. If that happens, the Billy Sundays of the twenty-first century might latch onto the text: "Happy shall be he that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones."





Moth and Rust

It is especially interesting to notice what happens when the Bible texts work against the interests of the Slavers and their clerical retainers. Then they are null and void—and no matter how precise and explicit and unmistakable they may be! Take for example the Sabbath injunction: "Six days shalt thou labor and do all that thou hast to do." Karl Marx records of the pious England of his time that,

It is especially interesting to notice what happens when the Bible texts work against the interests of the slavers and their clerical supporters. Then they are dismissed as irrelevant—regardless of how precise, explicit, or clear they may be! For example, consider the Sabbath mandate: "Six days shalt thou labor and do all that thou hast to do." Karl Marx notes about the religious England of his time that,

Occasionally in rural districts a day-labourer is condemned to imprisonment for desecrating the Sabbath by working in his front garden. The same labourer is punished for breach of contract if he remains away from his metal, paper or glass works on the Sunday, even if it be from a religious whim. The orthodox Parliament will hear nothing of Sabbath-breaking if it occurs in the process of expanding capital.

Sometimes in rural areas, a day laborer is sentenced to jail for working in their front yard on a Sunday. The same worker may face penalties for breaking a contract if they don’t show up at their metal, paper, or glass jobs on Sunday, even if it’s for religious reasons. The traditional Parliament won’t tolerate any talk of Sabbath-breaking if it’s happening while expanding capital.

Or consider the attitude of the Church in the matter of usury. Throughout ancient Hebrew history the money-lender was an outcast; both the law and the prophets denounced him without mercy, and it was made perfectly clear that what was meant was, not the taking of high interest, but the taking of any interest whatsoever. The early church fathers were explicit, and the Catholic Church for a thousand years consigned money-lenders unhesitatingly to hell. But then came the modern commercial system, and the money-lenders became the masters of the world! There is no more amusing illustration of the perversion of human thought than the efforts of the Jesuit casuists to escape from the dilemma into which their Heavenly Guides had trapped them.

Or think about the Church's views on usury. Throughout ancient Hebrew history, moneylenders were outcasts; both the law and the prophets condemned them harshly, making it clear that it wasn't just about charging high interest, but about charging any interest at all. The early church fathers were clear, and for a thousand years, the Catholic Church didn't hesitate to condemn moneylenders to hell. But then the modern commercial system emerged, and moneylenders became the powerful figures in the world! There’s no more amusing example of the distortion of human thought than the attempts by Jesuit casuists to wriggle out of the dilemma their Heavenly Guides had put them in.

Here, for example is Alphonso Ligouri, a Spanish Jesuit of the eighteenth century, a doctor of the Church, now worshipped as St. Alphonsus, presenting a long and elaborate theory of "mental usury"; concluding that, if the borrower pay interest of his own free will, the lender may keep it. In answer to the question whether the lender may keep what the borrower pays, not out of gratitude, but out of fear that otherwise loans will be refused to him in future, Ligouri says that "to be usury, it must be paid by reason of a contract, or as justly due; payment by reason of such a fear does not cause interest to be paid as an actual price," Again the great saint and doctor tells us that "it is not usury to exact something in return for the danger and expense of regaining the principal!" Could the house of J. P. Morgan and Company ask more of their ecclesiastical department?

Here, for example, is Alphonso Ligouri, a Spanish Jesuit from the eighteenth century and a Church doctor, who is now honored as St. Alphonsus. He presents a detailed theory of "mental usury," concluding that if a borrower pays interest voluntarily, the lender can keep it. In response to whether the lender can keep what the borrower pays, not out of gratitude but out of fear of being denied loans in the future, Ligouri states that "to be usury, it must be paid due to a contract or as a rightful obligation; payment made from such fear does not constitute interest as an actual price." Moreover, the great saint and doctor tells us that "it is not usury to request something in return for the risk and cost of recovering the principal!" Could the house of J. P. Morgan and Company ask for more from their ecclesiastical department?

The reader may think that such sophistications are now out of date; but he will find precisely the same knavery in the efforts of present-day Slavers to fit Jesus Christ into the system of competitive commercialism. Jesus, as we have pointed out, was a carpenter's son, a thoroughly class-conscious proletarian. He denounced the exploiters of his own time with ferocious bitterness, he drove the money-changers out of the temple with whips, and he finally died the death of a common criminal. If he had forseen the whole modern cycle of capitalism and wage-slavery, he could hardly have been more precise in his exortations to his followers to stand apart from it. But did all this avail him? Not in the least!

The reader might think that such ideas are outdated now; however, they will find the same deceit in today’s Slavers trying to fit Jesus Christ into the competitive commercialism system. Jesus, as we've mentioned, was the son of a carpenter, a deeply aware working-class man. He fiercely condemned the exploiters of his time, drove the money-changers out of the temple with whips, and ultimately died like a common criminal. If he had foreseen the entire modern cycle of capitalism and wage slavery, he could hardly have been clearer in urging his followers to stand apart from it. But did any of this make a difference for him? Not at all!

I place upon the witness-stand an exponent of Bible-Christianity whom all readers of our newspapers know well: a scholar of learning, a publicist of renown; once pastor of the most famous church in Brooklyn; now editor of our most influential religious weekly; a liberal both in theology and politics; a modernist, an advocate of what he calls industrial democracy. His name is Lyman Abbott, and he is writing under his own signature in his own magazine, his subject being "The Ethical Teachings of Jesus". Several times I have tried to persuade people that the words I am about to quote were actually written and published by this eminent doctor of divinity, and people have almost refused to believe me. Therefore I specify that the article may be found in the "Outlook", the bound volumes of which are in all large libraries: volume 94, page 576. The words are as follows, the bold face being Dr. Abbott's, not mine:

I present to you a representative of Bible-Christianity that all readers of our newspapers are familiar with: a knowledgeable scholar, a well-known public figure; formerly the pastor of the most prominent church in Brooklyn; now the editor of our most influential religious magazine; a liberal both in faith and politics; a modernist, championing what he refers to as industrial democracy. His name is Lyman Abbott, and he is writing under his own name in his own publication, focusing on "The Ethical Teachings of Jesus". Several times I've tried to convince people that the words I’m about to quote were genuinely written and published by this distinguished doctor of divinity, and people have almost refused to believe me. So, I specify that the article can be found in the "Outlook," with the bound volumes available in all major libraries: volume 94, page 576. The words are as follows, with the bold text being Dr. Abbott's, not mine:

My radical friend declares that the teachings of Jesus are not practicable, that we cannot carry them out in life, and that we do not pretend to do so. Jesus, he reminds us, said, 'Lay not up for yourself treasures upon earth;' and Christians do universally lay up for themselves treasures upon earth; every man that owns a house and lot, or a share of stock in a corporation, or a life insurance policy, or money in a savings bank, has laid up for himself treasure upon earth. But Jesus did not say, "Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth." He said, "Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth where moth and rust doth corrupt and where thieves break through and steal." And no sensible American does. Moth and rust do not get at Mr. Rockefeller's oil wells, nor at the Sugar Trust's sugar, and thieves do not often break through and steal a railway or an insurance company or a savings bank. What Jesus condemned was hoarding wealth.

My radical friend claims that the teachings of Jesus aren't practical, that we can't live them out in our lives, and that we don't even pretend to do so. Jesus told us, "Don’t store up treasures on earth," yet Christians generally do accumulate earthly treasures. Anyone who owns a house, a piece of land, stocks in a company, a life insurance policy, or money in a savings account has indeed stored up treasures on earth. But Jesus didn’t say, "Don’t store up treasures on earth." He said, "Don’t store up treasures on earth where moth and rust can destroy and where thieves can break in and steal." And no sensible American does that. Moths and rust don’t affect Mr. Rockefeller's oil wells, nor the Sugar Trust's sugar, and thieves rarely steal a railway, an insurance company, or a savings bank. What Jesus criticized was the hoarding of wealth.

Strange as it may sound to some of the readers of this book, I count myself among the followers of Jesus of Nazareth. His example has meant more to me than that of any other man, and all the experiences of my revolutionary life have brought me nearer to him. Living in the great Metropolis of Mammon, I have felt the power of Privilege, its scourge upon my back, its crown of thorns upon my head. When I read that article in the "Outlook", I felt just as Jesus himself would have felt; and I sat down and wrote a letter—

Strange as it may sound to some of the readers of this book, I consider myself one of the followers of Jesus of Nazareth. His example has meant more to me than that of anyone else, and all the experiences of my revolutionary life have brought me closer to him. Living in the bustling city of wealth, I have felt the weight of privilege, its burden on my back, its crown of thorns on my head. When I read that article in the "Outlook," I felt just as Jesus would have felt; and I sat down and wrote a letter—

To Lyman Abbott

To Lyman Abbott

This discovery of a new method of interpreting the Bible is one of such very great interest and importance that I cannot forbear to ask space to comment upon it. May I suggest that Dr. Abbott elaborate this exceedingly fruitful idea, and write us another article upon the extent to which the teachings of the Inspired Word are modified by modern conditions, by the progress of invention and the scientific arts? The point of view which Dr. Abbott takes is one which had never occurred to me before, and I had therefore been completely mistaken as to the attitude of Jesus on the question. Also I have, like Dr. Abbott, many radical friends who are still laboring under error.

This discovery of a new way to interpret the Bible is so incredibly interesting and important that I can't help but ask for some space to discuss it. Can I suggest that Dr. Abbott expand on this very fruitful idea and write another article about how modern conditions, advancements in technology, and scientific progress change our understanding of the teachings of the Inspired Word? The perspective Dr. Abbott presents is one I had never considered before, and because of that, I was completely wrong about Jesus's stance on this issue. Like Dr. Abbott, I also have many radical friends who are still mistaken.

Jesus goes on to bid his hearers: "Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they spin." What an apt simile is this for the "great mass of American wealth," in Dr. Abbott's portrayal of it! "It is serving the community," he tells us; "it is building a railway to open a new country to settlement by the homeless; it is operating a railway to carry grain from the harvests of the West to the unfed millions of the East," etc. Incidentally, it is piling up dividends for its pious owners; and so everybody is happy—and Jesus, if he should come back to earth, could never know that he had left the abodes of bliss above.

Jesus tells his listeners: "Look at the lilies in the field, how they grow; they don't work or spin." What a perfect comparison this is for the "great mass of American wealth," as Dr. Abbott describes it! "It’s benefiting the community," he says; "it’s building a railway to open up new areas for the homeless to settle; it’s running a railway to transport grain from the harvests of the West to the starving millions in the East," and so on. Meanwhile, it's stacking up dividends for its devout owners; and so everyone is content—and Jesus, if he were to return to earth, would never realize he had left the heavenly realms.

Truly, there should be a new school of Bible interpretation founded upon this brilliant idea. Jesus says, "Therefore when thou doest thine alms, do not sound a trumpet before thee, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may have glory of men." Verily not; for of what avail are trumpets, compared with the millions of copies of newspapers which daily go forth to tell of Mr. Rockefeller's benefactions? How transitory are they, compared with the graven marble or granite which Mr. Carnegie sets upon the front of each of his libraries!

Truly, there should be a new school of Bible interpretation based on this brilliant idea. Jesus says, "Therefore when you give your alms, don't sound a trumpet before you, like the hypocrites do in synagogues and on the streets, so they can be honored by others." Really, what's the point of trumpets compared to the millions of newspapers that go out every day to highlight Mr. Rockefeller's generosity? How fleeting are they compared to the engraved marble or granite that Mr. Carnegie places on the front of each of his libraries!

There is the paragraph, "Neither shalt thou swear by thy head, because thou canst not make one hair white or black." I have several among my friends who are Quakers; presumably Dr. Abbott has also; and he should not fail to point out to them the changes which scientific discovery has wrought in the significance of this command against swearing. We can now make our hair either white or black, or a combination of both. We can make it a brilliant peroxide golden; we could, if pushed to an extreme, make it purple or green. So we are clearly entitled to swear all we please by our head.

There’s the line, "You shouldn’t swear by your head, because you can’t make one hair white or black." I have several friends who are Quakers; Dr. Abbott probably has some too; and he should definitely point out to them the changes that scientific discoveries have made regarding the meaning of this rule against swearing. We can now make our hair any color we want—white, black, or even a mix of both. We can dye it a bright peroxide blonde; if we really wanted to, we could make it purple or green. So, we’re clearly free to swear by our heads as much as we like.

Nor should we forget to examine other portions of the Bible according to this method. "Look not upon the wine when it is red," we are told. Thanks to the activities of that Capitalism which Dr. Abbott praises so eloquently, we now make our beverages in the chemical laboratory, and their color is a matter of choice. Also, it should be pointed out that we have a number of pleasant drinks which are not wine at all—"high-balls" and "gin rickeys" and "peppered punches"; also vermouthe and creme de menthe and absinthe, which I believe, are green in hue, and therefore entirely safe.

Nor should we forget to look at other parts of the Bible using this approach. "Don’t look at the wine when it’s red," we’re told. Thanks to the capitalism that Dr. Abbott praises so highly, we now create our drinks in the lab, and their color is a matter of personal preference. Additionally, we have plenty of enjoyable drinks that aren’t wine at all—"highballs," "gin rickeys," and "peppered punches"; as well as vermouth, crème de menthe, and absinthe, which I believe are green, making them perfectly safe.

Then there are the Ten Commandments. "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image." See how completely our understanding of this command is changed, so soon as we realize that we are free to make images of molten metal! And that we may with impunity bow down to them and worship them and serve them—even, for instance, a Golden Calf!

Then there are the Ten Commandments. "You shall not make for yourself any graven image." Notice how our understanding of this command shifts entirely once we recognize that we're free to create images out of molten metal! And that we can safely bow down to them and worship them and serve them—even, for example, a Golden Calf!

"The seventh day is the sabbath of the Lord thy God; in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maid-servant, nor thy cattle, nor the stranger that is within thy gates." This, again, it will be noted, is open to new interpretations. It specifies maidservants, but does not prevent one's employing as many married women as he pleases. It also says nothing about the various kinds of labor-saving machinery which we have now taught to work for us—sail-boats, naptha launches, yachts, automobiles, and private cars—all of which may be busily occupied during the seventh day of the week. The men who run these machines—the guides, boatmen, stokers, pilots, chauffeurs, and engineers—would all indignantly resent being regarded as "servants", and so they do not come under the prohibition any more than the machines.

"The seventh day is the Sabbath of the Lord your God; on it you must not do any work, neither you, nor your son, nor your daughter, your male or female servants, your livestock, or any foreigner residing in your towns." This, again, is subject to new interpretations. It mentions female servants but doesn’t limit how many married women one can hire. It also doesn’t address the various types of labor-saving machines that we now have working for us—sailboats, motor launches, yachts, cars, and personal vehicles—all of which can be actively used on the seventh day of the week. The people operating these machines—the guides, boatmen, stokers, pilots, chauffeurs, and engineers—would all firmly reject being called "servants," and so they are not included in the prohibition any more than the machines are.

"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor anything that is thy neighbor's." I read this paragraph over for the first time in quite a while, and I came with a jolt to its last words. I had been intending to point out that it said nothing about a neighbor's automobile, nor a neighbor's oil wells, sugar trusts, insurance companies and savings banks. The last words, however, stop one off abruptly. One is almost tempted to imagine that the Divine Intelligence must have foreseen Dr. Abbott's ingenious method of interpretation, and taken this precaution against him. And this was a great surprise to me—for, truly, I had not supposed it possible that such an interpretation could have been foreseen, even by Omniscience itself. I will conclude this communication by venturing the assertion that it could not have been foreseen by any other person or thing, in the heavens above, on the earth beneath, or the waters under the earth. Dr. Abbott may accept my congratulations upon having achieved the most ingenious and masterful exhibition of casuistical legerdemain that it has ever been my fortune to encounter in my readings in the literatures of some thirty centuries and seven different languages.

"You shall not covet your neighbor's house, you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, or his servant, or his maidservant, or his ox, or his donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." I read this paragraph again for the first time in a long time, and I was taken aback by its last words. I had meant to point out that it didn’t mention a neighbor's car, or their oil wells, sugar companies, insurance firms, or savings banks. However, those last words hit you hard. One might almost think that divine intelligence anticipated Dr. Abbott's clever method of interpretation and included this precaution against him. This really surprised me—because, honestly, I never thought it was possible for such an interpretation to be foreseen, even by omniscience itself. I’ll wrap up this message by stating that it couldn’t have been foreseen by anyone or anything, in the heavens above, on the earth below, or the waters under the earth. Dr. Abbott can accept my congratulations on accomplishing the most clever and skillful display of tricky reasoning that I’ve ever come across in my readings across some thirty centuries and seven different languages.

And I will also add that I respectfully challenge Dr. Abbott to publish this letter. And I announce to him in advance that if he refuses to publish it, I will cause it to be published upon the first page of the "Appeal to Reason", where it will be read by some five hundred thousand Socialists, and by them set before several million followers of Jesus Christ, the world's first and greatest revolutionist, whom Dr. Lyman Abbott has traduced and betrayed by the most amazing piece of theological knavery that it has ever been my fortune to encounter.

And I want to respectfully challenge Dr. Abbott to publish this letter. I'm letting him know in advance that if he decides not to publish it, I will make sure it gets published on the front page of the "Appeal to Reason," where it will be read by around five hundred thousand Socialists and shared with several million followers of Jesus Christ, the world's first and greatest revolutionary, whom Dr. Lyman Abbott has slandered and betrayed with the most astonishing act of theological deceit I've ever come across.





The Octopus

Dr. Lyman Abbott published this letter! In his editorial comment thereon he said that he did not know which of two biblical injunctions to follow: "Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou be thought like unto him"; or "Answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own conceit". I replied by pointing out a third text which the Reverend Doctor had possibly overlooked: "He that calleth his neighbor a fool shall be in danger of hell-fire." But the Reverend Doctor took refuge in his dignity, and I bided my time and waited for that revenge which comes sooner or later to us muck-rakers. In this case it came speedily. The story is such a perfect illustration of the functions of religion as oil to the machinery of graft that I ask the reader's permission to recite it at length.

Dr. Lyman Abbott published this letter! In his editorial comment, he mentioned that he was unsure which of two biblical sayings to follow: "Don't respond to a fool according to their folly, or you'll be just like them"; or "Respond to a fool according to their folly, or they'll become wise in their own eyes." I replied by pointing out a third passage that the Reverend Doctor might have missed: "Whoever calls their neighbor a fool is in danger of hell-fire." But the Reverend Doctor chose to hold onto his dignity, and I waited patiently for the kind of revenge that eventually comes to those of us who expose corruption. In this case, it came quickly. The story serves as a perfect example of how religion acts as lubrication for the machinery of graft, so I ask for the reader's permission to tell it in full.

For a couple of decades the political and financial life of New England has been dominated by a gigantic aggregation of capital, the New York, New Haven and Hartford Railroad. It is a "Morgan" concern; its popular name, "The New Haven", stands for all the railroads of six states, nearly all the trolley-lines and steamship-lines, and a group of the most powerful banks of Boston and New York. It is controlled by a little group of insiders, who followed the custom of rail-road-wrecking familiar to students of American industrial life: buying up new lines, capitalizing them at fabulous sums, and unloading them on the investing public; paying dividends out of capital, "passing" dividends as a means of stock manipulation, accumulating surpluses and cutting "melons" for the insiders, while at the same time crushing labor unions, squeezing wages, and permitting rolling-stock and equipment to go to wreck.

For the past couple of decades, the political and financial landscape of New England has been dominated by a huge accumulation of capital, the New York, New Haven and Hartford Railroad. It's a "Morgan" enterprise; its popular name, "The New Haven," represents all the railroads in six states, almost all the trolley lines and steamship lines, along with a group of the most influential banks in Boston and New York. A small group of insiders controls it, following the familiar practice of railroad wrecking known to those who study American industrial life: buying up new lines, valuing them at incredible amounts, and selling them to the investing public; paying dividends from capital, "passing" dividends as a means of stock manipulation, building up surpluses and cutting "melons" for the insiders, all while crushing labor unions, reducing wages, and allowing rolling stock and equipment to fall into disrepair.

All these facts were perfectly well known in Wall Street, and could not have escaped the knowledge of any magazine editor dealing with current events. In eight years the "New Haven" had increased its capitalization 1501 per cent; and what that meant, any office boy in "the Street" could have told. What attitude should a magazine editor take to the matter?

All these facts were well known in Wall Street and couldn’t have slipped past the awareness of any magazine editor covering current events. In eight years, the "New Haven" had increased its capitalization by 1501 percent; and any office boy in "the Street" could have explained what that meant. What approach should a magazine editor take regarding this issue?

At that time there were still two or three free magazines in America. One of them was Hampton's, and the story of its wrecking by the New Haven criminals will some day serve in school text-books as the classic illustration of that financial piracy which brought on the American social revolution. Ben Hampton had bought the old derelict "Broadway Magazine", with twelve thousand subscribers, and in four years, by the simple process of straight truth-telling, had built up for it a circulation of 440,000. In two years more he would have had a million; but in May, 1911, he announced a series of articles dealing with the New Haven management.

At that time, there were still a couple of free magazines in America. One of them was Hampton's, and the story of how it was destroyed by the New Haven criminals will someday be included in school textbooks as a classic example of the financial wrongdoing that led to the American social revolution. Ben Hampton had bought the old dying "Broadway Magazine," which had twelve thousand subscribers, and in four years, through the simple method of telling the truth, he built it up to a circulation of 440,000. In two more years, he would have reached a million; but in May 1911, he announced a series of articles about the New Haven management.

The articles, written by Charles Edward Russell, were so exact that they read today like the reports of the Interstate Commerce Commission, dated three years later. A representative of the New Haven called upon the editor of Hampton's with a proof of the first article—obtained from the printer by bribery—and was invited to specify the statements to which he took exception; in the presence of witnesses he went over the article line by line, and specified two minor errors, which were at once corrected. At the end of the conference he announced that if the articles were published, Hampton's Magazine would be "on the rocks in ninety days."

The articles, written by Charles Edward Russell, were so precise that they feel like today’s reports from the Interstate Commerce Commission, which came out three years later. A representative from the New Haven visited the editor of Hampton's with a proof of the first article—acquired from the printer through bribery—and he was asked to point out which statements he disagreed with. In front of witnesses, he went through the article line by line and identified two minor errors, which were immediately corrected. At the end of the meeting, he declared that if the articles were published, Hampton's Magazine would be "in serious trouble within ninety days."

Which threat was carried out to the letter. First came a campaign among the advertisers of the magazine, which lost an income of thousands of dollars a month, almost over night. And then came a campaign among the banks—the magazine could not get credit. Anyone familiar with the publishing business will understand that a magazine which is growing rapidly has to have advances to meet each month's business. Hampton undertook to raise the money by selling stock; whereupon a spy was introduced into his office as bookkeeper, his list of subscribers was stolen, and a campaign was begun to destroy their confidence.

Which threat was executed exactly as planned. First, there was a campaign against the magazine's advertisers, which lost thousands of dollars in revenue almost overnight. Then, there was a campaign targeting the banks—the magazine couldn't secure any credit. Anyone familiar with the publishing industry knows that a rapidly growing magazine needs advances to cover each month's expenses. Hampton set out to raise the funds by selling stock; then a spy was placed in his office as a bookkeeper, his subscriber list was stolen, and a campaign was launched to undermine their trust.

It happened that I was in Hampton's office in the summer of 1911, when the crisis came. Money had to be had to pay for a huge new edition; and upon a property worth two millions of dollars, with endorsements worth as much again, it was impossible to borrow thirty thousand dollars in the city of New York. Bankers, personal friends of the publisher, stated quite openly that word had gone out that any one who loaned money to him would be "broken". I myself sent telegrams to everyone I knew who might by any chance be able to help; but there was no help, and Hampton retired without a dollar to his name, and the magazine was sold under the hammer to a concern which immediately wrecked it and discontinued publication.

It just so happened that I was in Hampton's office during the summer of 1911 when the crisis hit. We needed money to fund a massive new edition, and with a property worth two million dollars, plus endorsements worth just as much, it was impossible to borrow thirty thousand dollars in New York City. Bankers who were personal friends of the publisher openly stated that there was a rumor going around: anyone who lent him money would be "ruined." I sent telegrams to everyone I knew who might be able to help, but there was no assistance. Hampton left without a dollar to his name, and the magazine was sold at auction to a company that immediately destroyed it and stopped publication.





The Industrial Shelley

Such was the fate of an editor who opposed the "New Haven". And now, what of those editors who supported it? Turn to "The Outlook, a Weekly Journal of Current Events," edited by Lyman Abbott—the issue of Dec. 25th, nineteen hundred and nine years after Christ came down to bring peace on earth and good-will toward Wall Street. You will there find an article by Sylvester Baxter entitled "The Upbuilding of a Great Railroad." It is the familiar "slush" article which we professional writers learn to know at a glance. "Prodigious", Mr. Baxter tells us, has been the progress of the New Haven; this was "a masterstroke", that was "characteristically sagacious". The road had made "prodigious expenditures", and to a noble end: "Transportation efficiency epitomizes the broad aim that animated these expenditures and other constructive activities." There are photographs of bridges and stations—"vast terminal improvements", "a masterpiece of modern engineering", "the highest, greatest and most architectural of bridges". Of the official under whom these miracles were being wrought—President Mellen—we read: "Nervously organized, of delicate sensibility, impulsive in utterance, yet with an extraordinarily convincing power for vividly logical presentation." An industrial Shelley, or a Milton, you perceive; and all this prodigious genius poured out for the general welfare! "To study out the sort of transportation service best adapted to these ends, and then to provide it in the most efficient form possible, that is the life-task that President Mellen has set himself."

Such was the fate of an editor who opposed the "New Haven." And now, what about those editors who supported it? Turn to "The Outlook, a Weekly Journal of Current Events," edited by Lyman Abbott—the issue of Dec. 25th, 1909, years after Christ came down to bring peace on earth and good will toward Wall Street. You'll find an article by Sylvester Baxter titled "The Upbuilding of a Great Railroad." It's the typical "slush" piece that we professional writers can recognize instantly. "Incredible," Mr. Baxter tells us, has been the progress of the New Haven; this was "a masterstroke," that was "characteristically wise." The road had made "huge expenditures," and for a noble cause: "Transportation efficiency encapsulates the broad goal that inspired these expenditures and other constructive activities." There are photos of bridges and stations—"vast terminal improvements," "a masterpiece of modern engineering," "the highest, greatest, and most architectural of bridges." Of the official under whom these miracles were happening—President Mellen—we read: "Nervously organized, sensitive, impulsive in speech, yet with an extraordinarily convincing ability for clearly logical presentation." An industrial Shelley or a Milton, you see; and all this amazing genius dedicated to the public good! "To figure out the type of transportation service best suited for these purposes, and then to deliver it in the most efficient way possible, that is the life task that President Mellen has set for himself."

There was no less than sixteen pages of these raptures—quite a section of a small magazine like the "Outlook". "The New Haven ramifies to every spot where industry flourishes, where business thrives." "As a purveyor of transportation it supplies the public with just the sort desired." "Here we have the new efficiency in a nutshell." In short, here we have what Dr. Lyman Abbott means when he glorifies "the great mass of American wealth". "It is serving the community; it is building a railway to open a new country to settlement by the homeless; it is operating a railway to carry grain from the harvests of the West to the unfed millions of the East," etc. The unfed millions—my typewriter started to write "underfed millions"—are humbly grateful for these services, and hasten to buy copies of the pious weekly which tells about them.

There were at least sixteen pages of these praises—quite a section of a small magazine like the "Outlook." "The New Haven extends to every place where industry thrives, where business is booming." "As a provider of transportation, it offers the public exactly what they need." "Here we have the new efficiency summed up." In short, this is what Dr. Lyman Abbott refers to when he praises "the great mass of American wealth." "It is serving the community; it is building a railway to open a new area for settlement by the homeless; it is operating a railway to transport grain from the harvests of the West to the hungry millions in the East," etc. The hungry millions—my typewriter almost typed "underfed millions"—are humbly grateful for these services and quickly buy copies of the pious weekly that reports on them.

The "Outlook" runs a column of "current events" in which it tells what is happening in the world; and sometimes it is compelled to tell of happenings against the interests of "the great mass of American wealth". The cynical reader will find amusement in following its narrative of the affairs of the New Haven during the five years subsequent to the publication of the Baxter article.

The "Outlook" features a column on "current events" where it reports what's going on around the world; and occasionally, it has to cover events that go against the interests of "the vast majority of American wealth." A cynical reader will find entertainment in tracking its account of what happened with New Haven during the five years after the Baxter article was published.

First came the collapse of the road's service; a series of accidents so frightful that they roused even clergymen and chambers of commerce to protest. A number of the "Outlook's" subscribers are New Haven "commuters", and the magazine could not fail to refer to their troubles. In the issue of Jan. 4th, 1913, three years and ten days after the Baxter rhapsody, we read:

First came the breakdown of the road's service; a series of accidents so terrible that they even got clergymen and business groups to speak out. Some of the "Outlook's" subscribers are New Haven "commuters," and the magazine couldn't ignore their issues. In the January 4th, 1913 issue, three years and ten days after the Baxter rhapsody, we read:

The most numerous accidents on a single road since the last fiscal year have been, we believe, those on the New Haven. In the opinion of the Connecticut Commission, the Westport wreck would not have occurred if the railway company had followed the recommendation of the Chief Inspector of Safety Appliances of the Interstate Commerce Commission in its report on a similar accident at Bridgeport a year ago.

The most accidents on a single road since last year have been, we believe, those on the New Haven. According to the Connecticut Commission, the Westport crash wouldn't have happened if the railway company had followed the recommendation of the Chief Inspector of Safety Appliances from the Interstate Commerce Commission in its report on a similar accident in Bridgeport a year ago.

And by June 28th, matters had gone farther yet; we find the "Outlook" reporting:

And by June 28th, things had progressed even further; we see the "Outlook" reporting:

Within a few hours of the collision at Stamford, the wrecked Pullman car was taken away and burned. Is this criminal destruction of evidence?

Within a few hours of the crash at Stamford, the damaged Pullman car was removed and burned. Is this considered criminal destruction of evidence?

This collapse of the railroad service started a clamor for investigation by the Interstate Commerce Commission, which of course brought terror to the bosoms of the plunderers. On Dec. 20, 1913, we find the "Outlook" "putting the soft pedal" on the public indignation. "It must not be forgotten that such a road as the New Haven is, in fact if not in terms, a National possession, and as it goes down or up, public interests go down or up with it," But in spite of all pious admonitions, the Interstate Commerce Commission yielded to the public clamor, and an investigation was made—revealing such conditions of rottenness as to shock even the clerical retainers of Privilege. "Securities were inflated, debt was heaped upon debt", reports the horrified "Outlook"; and when its hero, Mr. Mellen—its industrial Shelley, "nervously organized, of delicate sensibility"—admitted that he had no authority as to the finances of the road and no understanding of them, but had taken all his orders from Morgan, the "Outlook" remarks, deeply wounded: "A pitiable position for the president of a great railway to assume." A little later, when things got hotter yet, we read:

This breakdown of the railroad service sparked a demand for an investigation by the Interstate Commerce Commission, which obviously terrified the wrongdoers. On December 20, 1913, we see the "Outlook" trying to downplay public outrage. "It's important to remember that a railroad like the New Haven is, in reality if not in name, a national asset, and as it falters or succeeds, public interests rise or fall with it." However, despite all the well-meaning warnings, the Interstate Commerce Commission gave in to public pressure, leading to an investigation that revealed such severe issues that even the clerical supporters of Privilege were shocked. "Securities were inflated, debt was piled on debt," reported the stunned "Outlook"; and when its champion, Mr. Mellen—its industrial idealist, "nervously organized, of delicate sensibility"—admitted that he had no authority over the railroad's finances and no understanding of them, but took all his orders from Morgan, the "Outlook" noted, deeply hurt: "A pitiful position for the president of a major railway to take." A little later, when things got even more intense, we read:

In the search for truth the Commissioners had to overcome many obstacles, such as the burning of books, letters and documents, and the obstinacy of witnesses, who declined to testify until criminal proceedings were begun. The New Haven system has more than three hundred subsidiary corporations in a web of entangling alliances, many of which were seemingly planned, created and manipulated by lawyers expressly retained for the purpose of concealment or deception.

In their quest for the truth, the Commissioners faced numerous challenges, like the destruction of books, letters, and documents, as well as the stubbornness of witnesses who refused to testify until criminal charges were filed. The New Haven system has over three hundred subsidiary corporations within a complex network of interconnections, many of which appeared to be specifically designed, established, and controlled by lawyers hired for the purpose of hiding or misleading.

But do you imagine even that would sicken the pious jackals of their offal? If so, you do not know the sturdiness of the pious stomach. A compromise was patched up between the government and the thieves who were too big to be prosecuted; this bargain was not kept by the thieves, and President Wilson declared in a public statement that the New Haven administration had "broken an agreement deliberately and solemnly entered into," in a manner to the President "inexplicable and entirely without justification." Which, of course, seemed to the "Outlook" dreadfully impolite language to be used concerning a "National possession"; it hastened to rebuke President Wilson, whose statement was "too severe and drastic."

But do you really think that would disgust the self-righteous jackals with their scraps? If you do, you underestimate the resilience of the pious stomach. A compromise was worked out between the government and the big-time thieves who couldn’t be prosecuted; this deal was not honored by the thieves, and President Wilson publicly stated that the New Haven administration had "broken an agreement deliberately and solemnly entered into," in a way that was to the President "inexplicable and entirely without justification." Which, of course, seemed to the "Outlook" like horribly rude language to use about a "National possession"; it quickly moved to criticize President Wilson, saying his statement was "too severe and drastic."

A new compromise was made between the government and the thieves who were too big to be prosecuted, and the stealing went on. Now, as I work over this book, the President takes the railroads for war use, and reads to Congress a message proposing that the securities based upon the New Haven swindles, together with all the mass of other railroad swindles, shall be sanctified and secured by dividends paid out of the Public purse. New Haven securities take a big jump; and the "Outlook", needless to say, is enthusiastic for the President's policy. Here is a chance for the big thieves to baptize themselves—or shall we say to have the water in their stocks made "holy"? Says our pious editor, for the government to take property without full compensation "would be contrary to the whole spirit of America."

A new deal was struck between the government and the big-time thieves who couldn't be prosecuted, and the stealing continued. Now, as I’m working on this book, the President is taking the railroads for military use and presents a message to Congress proposing that the securities tied to the New Haven scandals, along with a ton of other railroad scams, should be legitimized and guaranteed by dividends coming from the public funds. New Haven securities soar in value; and the "Outlook" is, of course, all in for the President's plan. This is an opportunity for the major thieves to get themselves a blessing—or should we say to have their stock values made "holy"? Our devout editor insists that for the government to seize property without full compensation "would go against the very spirit of America."





The Outlook for Graft

Anyone familiar with the magazine world will understand that such crooked work as this, continued over a long period, is not done for nothing. Any magazine writer would know, the instant he saw the Baxter article, that Baxter was paid by the New Haven, and that the "Outlook" also was paid by the New Haven. Generally he has no way of proving such facts, and has to sit in silence; but when his board bill falls due and his landlady is persistent, he experiences a direct and earnest hatred of the crooks of journalism who thrive at his expense. If he is a Socialist, he looks forward to the day when he may sit on a Publications' Graft Commission, with access to all magazine books which have not yet been burned!

Anyone who knows the magazine industry understands that shady dealings like this, going on for a long time, aren’t happening for free. Any magazine writer would quickly realize upon seeing the Baxter article that Baxter was paid off by New Haven, and that the "Outlook" was also funded by New Haven. Usually, he has no way to prove these things and has to stay quiet; but when his rent is due and his landlord is insistent, he feels a deep and genuine anger towards the shady characters in journalism who profit at his expense. If he identifies as a Socialist, he dreams of the day when he might serve on a Publications' Graft Commission, with access to all the magazine records that haven’t been destroyed yet!

In the case of the New Haven, we know a part of the price—thanks to the labors of the Interstate Commerce Commission. Needless to say, you will not find the facts recorded in the columns of the Outlook; you might have read it line by line from the palmy days of Mellen to our own, and you would have got no hint of what the Commission revealed about magazine and newspaper graft. Nor would you have got much more from the great metropolitan dailies, which systematically "played down" the expose, omitting all the really damaging details. You would have to go to the reports of the Commission—or to the files of "Pearson's Magazine", which is out of print and not found in libraries!

In the case of New Haven, we know part of the cost—thanks to the work of the Interstate Commerce Commission. Obviously, you won’t find the details recorded in the pages of the Outlook; you could have read it from the prime days of Mellen to now, and you wouldn't have discovered what the Commission uncovered about corruption in magazines and newspapers. Nor would you have learned much more from the major city newspapers, which intentionally downplayed the expose, leaving out all the really damaging information. You would need to check the Commission's reports—or the files of "Pearson's Magazine," which is no longer published and isn’t available in libraries!

According to the New Haven's books, and by the admission of its own officials, the road was spending more than four hundred thousand dollars a year to influence newspapers and magazines in favor of its policies. (President Mellen stated that this was relatively less than any other railroad in the country was spending). There was a professor of the Harvard Law School, going about lecturing to boards of trade, urging in the name of economic science the repeal of laws against railroad monopolies—and being paid for his speeches out of railroad funds! There was a swarm of newspaper reporters, writing on railroad affairs for the leading papers of New England, and getting twenty-five dollars weekly, or two or three hundred on special occasions. Sums had been paid directly to more than a thousand newspapers—$3,000 to the Boston "Republic", and when the question was asked "Why?" the answer was, "That is Mayor Fitzgerald's paper." Even the ultra-respectable "Evening Transcript", organ of the Brahmins of culture, was down for $144 for typing, mimeographing and sending out "dope" to the country press. There was an item of $381 for 15,000 "Prayers"; and when asked about that President Mellen explained that it referred to a pamphlet called "Prayers from the Hills", embodying the yearnings of the back-country people for trolley-franchises to be issued to the New Haven. Asked why the pamphlet was called "Prayers", Mr. Mellen explained that "there was lots of biblical language in it."

According to the records from New Haven and the admissions of its own officials, the railroad was spending over four hundred thousand dollars a year to sway newspapers and magazines to support its policies. (President Mellen mentioned that this was relatively less than what any other railroad in the country was spending.) There was a Harvard Law School professor going around giving lectures to trade boards, urging the repeal of laws against railroad monopolies in the name of economic science—and he was getting paid for his speeches with railroad funds! There was a bunch of newspaper reporters covering railroad matters for the major papers in New England, earning twenty-five dollars a week or two to three hundred on special occasions. Payments had been made directly to over a thousand newspapers—$3,000 to the Boston "Republic", and when someone asked "Why?" the answer was, "That’s Mayor Fitzgerald's paper." Even the highly respected "Evening Transcript", a publication for the cultured elite, was listed for $144 for typing, mimeographing, and sending out information to the country press. There was an item of $381 for 15,000 "Prayers”; and when President Mellen was asked about that, he explained it referred to a pamphlet called "Prayers from the Hills", which expressed the desires of rural people for trolley franchises to be granted to the New Haven. When asked why the pamphlet was called "Prayers", Mr. Mellen clarified that "there was a lot of biblical language in it."

And now we come to the "Outlook"; after five years of waiting, we catch our pious editors with the goods on them! There appears on the pay-roll of the New Haven, as one of its regular press-agents, getting sums like $500 now and then—would you think it possible?—Sylvester Baxter! And worse yet, there appears an item of $938.64 to the "Outlook", for a total of 9,716 copies of its issue of Dec. 25th, nineteen hundred and nine years after Christ came to bring peace on earth and good will towards Wall Street!

And now we reach the "Outlook"; after five years of waiting, we finally catch our self-righteous editors red-handed! On the payroll of the New Haven, one of its regular press agents, is Sylvester Baxter, earning amounts like $500 here and there—can you believe it? Even more shocking, there's a line item of $938.64 to the "Outlook" for a total of 9,716 copies of its December 25th issue from 1909, years after Christ came to bring peace on earth and goodwill towards Wall Street!

The writer makes a specialty of fair play, even when dealing with those who have never practiced it towards him. He wrote a letter to the editor of the "Outlook", asking what the magazine might have to say upon this matter. The reply, signed by Lawrence F. Abbott, President of the "Outlook" Company, was that the "Outlook" did not know that Mr. Baxter had any salaried connection with the New Haven, and that they had paid him for the article at the usual rates. Against this statement must be set one made under oath by the official of the New Haven who had the disbursing of the corruption fund—that the various papers which used the railroad material paid nothing for it, and "they all knew where it came from." Mr. Lawrence Abbott states that "the New Haven Railroad bought copies of the 'Outlook' without any previous understanding or arrangement as anybody is entitled to buy copies of the 'Outlook'." I might point out that this does not really say as much as it seems to; for the President of every magazine company in America knows without any previous understanding or arrangement that any time he cares to print an article such as Mr. Baxter's, dealing with the affairs of a great corporation, he can sell ten thousand copies to that corporation. The late unlamented Elbert Hubbard wrote a defense of the Rockefeller slaughter of coal-miners, published it in "The Fra," and came down to New York and unloaded several tons at 26 Broadway; he did the same thing in the case of the copper strike in Michigan, and again in the case of "The Jungle"—and all this without the slightest claim to divine inspiration or authority!

The writer is dedicated to fairness, even when dealing with those who have never shown it to him. He wrote a letter to the editor of the "Outlook," asking what the magazine had to say about this issue. The response, signed by Lawrence F. Abbott, President of the "Outlook" Company, stated that the "Outlook" was not aware that Mr. Baxter had any paid connection with the New Haven, and that they compensated him for the article at the usual rates. However, this must be weighed against a statement made under oath by the New Haven official responsible for distributing the corruption fund, who said that the various publications using the railroad material paid nothing for it, and "they all knew where it came from." Mr. Lawrence Abbott claims that "the New Haven Railroad bought copies of the 'Outlook' without any prior agreement or arrangement, just as anyone is allowed to buy copies of the 'Outlook'." It’s worth noting that this doesn’t say as much as it appears; because the President of every magazine company in America knows without needing any prior agreement that whenever he decides to publish an article like Mr. Baxter's, discussing a major corporation's affairs, he can sell ten thousand copies to that corporation. The late Elbert Hubbard, who is not missed, wrote a defense of the Rockefeller massacre of coal miners, published it in "The Fra," and then came to New York to sell several tons at 26 Broadway; he did the same with the copper strike in Michigan and again with "The Jungle"—all without any claim to divine inspiration or authority!

Mr. Abbott answers another question: "We certainly did not return the amount to the railroad company." Well, a sturdy conscience must be a comfort to its possessor. The President of the "Outlook" is in the position of a pawnbroker caught with stolen goods in his establishment. He had no idea they were stolen; and we might believe it, if the thief were obscure. But when the thief is the most notorious in the city—when his picture has been in the paper a thousand times? And when the thief swears that the broker knew him? And when the broker's shop is full of other suspicious goods? Why did the "Outlook" practically take back Mr. Spahr's revelations concerning the Powder barony of Delaware? Why did it support so vigorously the Standard Oil ticket for the control of the Mutual Life Insurance Company—and with James Stillman, one of the heads of Standard Oil, president of Standard Oil's big bank in New York, secretly one of its biggest stockholders!

Mr. Abbott answers another question: "We definitely did not give the money back to the railroad company." Well, having a clear conscience must be quite comforting. The President of the "Outlook" is like a pawnbroker caught with stolen items in his shop. He had no clue they were stolen; and we might believe him if the thief was some unknown person. But when the thief is the most infamous in the city—when his picture has been in the paper countless times? And when the thief claims that the broker recognized him? And when the broker's shop is filled with other suspicious items? Why did the "Outlook" basically retract Mr. Spahr's claims about the Powder barony of Delaware? Why did it so strongly back the Standard Oil ticket for control of the Mutual Life Insurance Company—and with James Stillman, one of the heads of Standard Oil, who is also president of Standard Oil's major bank in New York, secretly one of its biggest shareholders!

Also, why does the magazine refuse to give its readers a chance to judge its conduct? Why is it that a search of its columns reveals no mention of the revelations concerning Mr. Baxter—not even any mention of the $400,000 slush fund of its paragon, of transportation virtues? I asked that question in my letter, and the president of the "Outlook" Company for some reason failed to notice it. I wrote a second time, courteously reminding him of the omission; and also of another, equally significant—he had not informed me whether any of the editors of the "Outlook", or the officers or directors of the Company, were stockholders in the New Haven. His final reply was that the questions seem to him "wholly unimportant"; he does not know whether the "Outlook" published anything about the Baxter revelations, nor does he know whether any of the editors or officers or directors of the "Outlook" Company are or ever have been stockholders of the New York, New Haven and Hartford Railroad Company. The fact "would not in the slightest degree affect either favorably or unfavorably our editorial treatment of that corporation." Caesar's wife, it appears is above suspicion—even when she is caught in a brothel!

Also, why does the magazine not give its readers a chance to evaluate its actions? Why is it that if you search its articles, you won't find any mention of the revelations about Mr. Baxter—not even a word about the $400,000 slush fund connected to its so-called model of transportation ethics? I brought that up in my letter, but for some reason, the president of the "Outlook" Company overlooked it. I wrote again, politely reminding him of this oversight; I also pointed out another important issue—he hadn’t let me know if any of the editors of the "Outlook," or the officers or directors of the Company, were shareholders in the New Haven. His final response was that he thought my questions were "completely unimportant"; he didn't know if the "Outlook" published anything about the Baxter revelations, nor could he confirm whether any of the editors, officers, or directors of the "Outlook" Company are or have ever been stockholders of the New York, New Haven and Hartford Railroad Company. The fact "would not in the slightest degree impact our editorial stance on that company." Apparently, Caesar's wife is beyond suspicion—even when she's found in a brothel!





Clerical Camouflage

I have seen a photograph from "Somewhere in France", showing a wayside shrine with a statue of the Virgin Mary, innocent and loving, with her babe in her arms. If you were a hostile aviator, you might sail over and take pictures to your heart's content, and you would see nothing but a saintly image; you would have to be on the enemy's side, and behind the lines, to make the discovery that under the image had been dug a hole for a machine-gun. When I saw that picture, I thought to myself—there is capitalist Religion!

I saw a photo from "Somewhere in France," showing a roadside shrine with a statue of the Virgin Mary, innocent and loving, holding her baby. If you were an unfriendly pilot, you could fly over and take as many pictures as you wanted, and all you would see is a saintly image; you'd need to be on the enemy's side and behind the lines to find out that a hole for a machine gun had been dug under the statue. When I saw that picture, I thought to myself—there's capitalist Religion!

You see, if cannon and machine-guns are out in the open, they are almost instantly spotted and put out of action; and so with magazines like "Leslie's Weekly", or "Munsey's", or the "North American Review", which are frankly and wholly in the interest of Big Business. If an editor wishes really to be effective in holding back progress, he must protect himself with a camouflage of piety and philanthropy, he must have at his tongue's end the phrases of brotherhood and justice, he must be liberal and progressive, going a certain cautious distance with the reformers, indulging in carefully measured fair play—giving a dime with one hand, while taking back a dollar with the other!

You see, if cannons and machine guns are out in the open, they get spotted and taken out pretty quickly; the same goes for magazines like "Leslie's Weekly," "Munsey's," or the "North American Review," which are fully aligned with Big Business. If an editor wants to effectively resist progress, he needs to hide behind a façade of piety and philanthropy. He should have phrases about brotherhood and justice ready to go, appear liberal and progressive, cautiously aligning with reformers, and practicing measured fairness—giving a dime with one hand while taking back a dollar with the other!

Let us have an illustration of this clerical camouflage. Here are the wives and children of the Colorado coal-miners being shot and burned in their beds by Rockefeller gun-men, and the press of the entire country in a conspiracy of silence concerning the matter. In the effort to break down this conspiracy, Bouck White, Congregational clergyman, author of "The Call of the Carpenter", goes to the Fifth Avenue Church of Standard Oil and makes a protest in the name of Jesus. I do not wish to make extreme statements, but I have read history pretty thoroughly, and I really do not know where in nineteen hundred years you can find an action more completely in the spirit and manner of Jesus than that of Bouck White. The only difference was that whereas Jesus took a real whip and lashed the money-changers, White politely asked the pastor to discuss with him the question whether or not Jesus condemned the holding of wealth. He even took the precaution to write a letter to the clergyman announcing in advance what he intended to do! And how did the clergyman prepare for him? With the sword of truth and the armor of the spirit? No—but with two or three dozen strong-arm men, who flung themselves upon the Socialist author and hurled him out of the church. So violent were they that several of White's friends, also one or two casual spectators, were moved to protest; what happened then, let us read in the New York "Sun", the most bitterly hostile to radicalism of all the metropolitan newspapers. Says the "Sun's" report:

Let’s look at an example of this clerical disguise. Here are the wives and children of the Colorado coal miners being shot and burned in their beds by Rockefeller gunmen, while the media across the country remains silent about it. To break this silence, Bouck White, a Congregational clergyman and author of "The Call of the Carpenter," goes to the Fifth Avenue Church of Standard Oil to protest in the name of Jesus. I don't want to make extreme claims, but I’ve studied history quite a bit, and I really don’t know where in the past nineteen hundred years you can find an action that embodies the spirit and manner of Jesus more than that of Bouck White. The only difference was that while Jesus actually took a whip and drove out the money changers, White simply asked the pastor to talk with him about whether Jesus condemned the accumulation of wealth. He even took the precaution of writing a letter to the clergyman beforehand to announce what he planned to do! And how did the clergyman respond? With the sword of truth and the armor of the spirit? No, instead he brought in two or three dozen strong-arm men who attacked the Socialist author and threw him out of the church. They were so aggressive that several of White's friends, along with a couple of random onlookers, felt compelled to protest; what happened next, let’s read in the New York "Sun," which is the most fiercely opposed to radicalism of all the major newspapers. The "Sun's" report says:

A police billy came crunching against the bones of Lopez's legs. It struck him as hard as a man could swing it eight times. A fist planted on Lopez's jaw knocked out two teeth. His lip was torn open. A blow in the eye made it swell and blacken instantly. A minute later Lopez was leaning against the church with blood running to the doorsill.

A police baton crashed against Lopez's legs. It hit him as hard as a person could swing it eight times. A punch to Lopez's jaw knocked out two teeth. His lip was split open. A hit to the eye made it swell and darken right away. A minute later, Lopez was leaning against the church with blood running down to the doorsill.

And now, what has the clerical camouflage to say on this proceeding? Does it approve it? Oh no! It was "a mistake", the "Outlook" protests; it intensifies the hatred which these extremists feel for the church. The proper course would have been to turn the disturber aside with a soft answer; to give him some place, say in a park, where he could talk his head off to people of his own sort, while good and decent Christians continued to worship by themselves in peace, and to have the children of their mine-slaves shot and burned in their beds. Says our pious editor:

And now, what does the church have to say about this situation? Does it support it? Oh no! It was "a mistake," the "Outlook" argues; it only heightens the animosity that these extremists have towards the church. The right approach would have been to dismiss the troublemaker with a calm response; to give him a space, like in a park, where he could express his views to people who agree with him, while good and decent Christians could continue to worship peacefully and have the children of their mine-workers shot and burned in their beds. Says our devout editor:

The true way to repress cranks is not to suppress them; it is to give them an opportunity to air their theories before any who wish to learn, while forbidding them to compel those to listen who do not wish to do so.

The best way to deal with cranks is not to silence them; it's to let them share their theories with anyone who wants to listen, while making sure they can't force anyone who doesn't want to hear them to listen.

Or take another case. Twelve years ago the writer made an effort to interest the American people in the conditions of labor in their packing-plants. It happened that incidentally I gave some facts about the bedevilment of the public's meat-supply, and the public really did care about that. As I phrased it at the time, I aimed at the public's heart, and by accident I hit it in the stomach. There was a terrible clamor, and Congress was forced to pass a bill to remedy the evils. As a matter of fact this bill was a farce, but the public was satisfied, and soon forgot the matter entirely. The point to be noted here is that so far as concerned the atrocious miseries of the working-people, it was not necessary even to pretend to do anything. The slaves of Packingtown went on living and working as they were described as doing in "The Jungle", and nobody gave a further thought to them. Only the other day I read in my paper—while we are all making sacrifices in a "War for Democracy"—that Armour and Company had paid a dividend of twenty-one per cent, and Swift and Company a dividend of thirty-five per cent.

Or consider another case. Twelve years ago, the writer tried to get the American public interested in the working conditions in their packing plants. Incidentally, I shared some facts about the issues affecting the public's meat supply, and people really cared about that. As I put it back then, I aimed for the public's heart, but by chance, I struck a nerve in their stomachs. There was a huge uproar, and Congress had to pass a bill to address the problems. In reality, this bill was a joke, but the public was satisfied and soon forgot all about it. The key point to note here is that when it came to the horrendous suffering of the workers, there was no need to even pretend to take action. The workers in Packingtown continued to live and work as they were described in "The Jungle," and nobody thought about them anymore. Just the other day, I read in my newspaper—while we are all making sacrifices for a "War for Democracy"—that Armour and Company had paid a dividend of twenty-one percent, and Swift and Company a dividend of thirty-five percent.

This prosperity they owe in good part to their clerical camouflage. Listen to our pious "Outlook", engaged in countermining "The Jungle". The "Outlook" has no doubt that there are genuine evils in the packing-plants; the conditions of the workers ought of course to be improved; BUT—

This success is largely due to their clever disguise. Pay attention to our devout "Outlook", which is busy undermining "The Jungle". The "Outlook" acknowledges that there are real problems in the packing plants; the working conditions definitely need to be better; BUT—

To disgust the reader by dragging him through every conceivable horror, physical and moral, to depict with lurid excitement and with offensive minuteness the life in jail and brothel—all this is to overreach the object.... Even things actually terrible may become distorted when a writer screams them out in a sensational way and in a high pitched key...... More convincing if it were less hysterical.

To shock the reader by dragging them through every possible horror, both physical and moral, and to portray the life in prison and the brothel with exaggerated excitement and offensive detail—this all misses the point. Even truly terrible things can become warped when a writer presents them in a sensational and overly dramatic way. It would be more convincing if it were less over-the-top.

Don't you see what these clerical crooks are for?

Don't you see what these shady clerics are all about?





The Jungle

A four years' war was fought in America, a million men were killed and half a continent was devastated, in order to abolish chattel slavery and put wage slavery in its place. I have made a thorough study of both these industrial systems, and I freely admit that there is one respect in which the lot of the wage slave is better than that of the chattel slave. The wage slave is free to think; and by squeezing a few drops of blood from his starving body, he may possess himself of machinery for the distribution of his ideas. Taking his chances of the policeman's club and the jail, he may found revolutionary organizations, and so he has the candle of hope to light him to his death-bed. But excepting this consideration, and taking the circumstances of the wage slave from the material point of view alone, I hold it beyond question that the average lot of the chattel slave of 1860 was preferable to that of the modern slave of the Beef Trust, the Steel Trust, or the Coal Trust. It was the Southern master's real concern, his business interest, that the chattel slave should be kept physically sound; but it is nobody's business to care anything about the wage slave. The children of the chattel slave were valuable property, and so they got plenty to eat, and a happy outdoor life, and medical attention if they fell ill. But the children of the sweat-shop or the cotton-mill or the canning-factory are raised in a city slum, and never know what it is to have enough to eat, never know a feeling of security or rest—

A four-year war was fought in America, a million men were killed, and half a continent was devastated, all to abolish chattel slavery and replace it with wage slavery. I've done an in-depth study of both these industrial systems, and I openly admit that in one way, the wage slave has it better than the chattel slave. The wage slave is free to think; and by squeezing a few drops of blood from his starving body, he can get hold of tools to spread his ideas. Taking his chances with the police and jail, he can form revolutionary groups, giving him a glimmer of hope as he faces his end. However, aside from this consideration, and looking at the situation of the wage slave strictly from a material perspective, I firmly believe that the average condition of the chattel slave in 1860 was better than that of today’s slave working for the Beef Trust, the Steel Trust, or the Coal Trust. The Southern master was genuinely concerned, from a business standpoint, about keeping the chattel slave physically healthy; but no one cares about the welfare of the wage slave. The children of the chattel slave were considered valuable property, so they had plenty to eat, enjoyed a happy outdoor life, and received medical care when they got sick. In contrast, the children of the sweatshop, cotton mill, or canning factory grow up in urban slums, never knowing what it’s like to have enough to eat, or feeling any sense of security or peace—

 We are weary in our cradles
      From our mother's toil untold;
  We are born to hoarded weariness
      As some to hoarded gold.
We are tired in our cradles  
      From our mother's endless work;  
  We are born into accumulated fatigue  
      Just like some are born to accumulated wealth.  

The system of competitive commercialism, of large-scale capitalist industry in its final flowering! I quote from "The Jungle":

The system of competitive capitalism, the peak of large-scale industry! I quote from "The Jungle":

Here in this city tonight, ten thousand women are shut up in foul pens, and driven by hunger to sell their bodies to live. Tonight in Chicago there are ten thousand men, homeless and wretched, willing to work and begging for a chance, yet starving, and fronting with terror the awful winter cold! Tonight in Chicago there are a hundred thousand children wearing out their strength and blasting their lives in the effort to earn their bread! There are a hundred thousand mothers who are living in misery and squalor, struggling to earn enough to feed their little ones! There are a hundred thousand old people, cast off and helpless, waiting for death to take them from their torments! There are a million people, men and women and children, who share the curse of the wage-slave; who toil every hour they can stand and see, for just enough to keep them alive; who are condemned till the end of their days to monotony and weariness, to hunger and misery, to heat and cold, to dirt and disease, to ignorance and drunkenness and vice! And then turn over the page with me, and gaze upon the other side of the picture. There are a thousand—ten thousand, maybe—who are the masters of these slaves, who own their toil. They do nothing to earn what they receive, they do not even have to ask for it—-it comes to them of itself, their only care is to dispose of it. They live in palaces, they riot in luxury and extravagance—such as no words can describe, as makes the imagination reel and stagger, makes the soul grow sick and faint. They spend hundreds of dollars for a pair of shoes, a handkerchief, a garter; they spend millions for horses and automobiles and yachts, for palaces and banquets, for little shiny stones with which to deck their bodies. Their life is a contest among themselves for supremacy in ostentation and recklessness, in the destroying of useful and necessary things, in the wasting of the labor and the lives of their fellow-creatures, the toil and anguish of the nations, the sweat and tears and blood of the human race! It is all theirs—it comes to them; just as all the springs pour into streamlets, and the streamlets into rivers, and the rivers into the ocean—so, automatically and inevitably, all the wealth of society comes to them. The farmer tills the soil, the miner digs in the earth, the weaver tends the loom, the mason carves the stone, the clever man invents, the shrewd man directs, the wise man studies, the inspired man sings—and all the results, the products of the labor of brain and muscle, are gathered into one stupendous stream and poured into their laps!

Here in this city tonight, ten thousand women are locked up in terrible conditions, driven by hunger to sell their bodies to survive. Tonight in Chicago, there are ten thousand men, homeless and miserable, eager to work and pleading for a chance, yet starving and facing the terrifying winter cold! Tonight in Chicago, there are a hundred thousand children exhausting themselves and ruining their lives trying to earn their bread! There are a hundred thousand mothers living in misery and filth, struggling to feed their little ones! There are a hundred thousand elderly people, abandoned and helpless, waiting for death to free them from their suffering! There are a million people—men, women, and children—who bear the burden of being wage-slaves; who work every hour they can manage and scrape by for just enough to survive; who are doomed for the rest of their lives to monotony and fatigue, to hunger and suffering, to heat and cold, to dirt and disease, to ignorance and drunkenness and vice! And then turn the page with me, and look at the other side of the picture. There are a thousand—maybe ten thousand—who are the masters of these workers, who own their labor. They do nothing to earn what they have; they don’t even need to ask for it—it comes to them without effort, their only concern is how to spend it. They live in mansions, indulging in luxury and extravagance—beyond description, making the imagination spin and the soul feel sick. They spend hundreds of dollars on a pair of shoes, a handkerchief, a garter; they spend millions on horses, cars, and yachts, on palaces and lavish parties, on little shiny gems to adorn their bodies. Their lives are a competition among themselves for dominance in showiness and recklessness, in wasting useful and essential things, in squandering the labor and lives of their fellow humans, the toil and suffering of nations, the sweat, tears, and blood of humanity! It all belongs to them—it flows to them; just as all the springs feed into streams, and the streams into rivers, and the rivers into the ocean—so, automatically and inevitably, all the wealth of society accumulates to them. The farmer works the land, the miner digs in the earth, the weaver manages the loom, the mason carves stone, the clever man invents, the shrewd man leads, the wise man studies, the inspired man creates—and all the results, the products of mental and physical labor, are gathered into one enormous stream and poured into their laps!

This is the system. It is the crown and culmination of all the wrongs of the ages; and in proportion to the magnitude of its exploitation, is the hypocrisy and knavery of the clerical camouflage which has been organized in its behalf. Beyond all question, the supreme irony of history is the use which has been made of Jesus of Nazareth as the Head God of this blood-thirsty system; it is a cruelty beyond all language, a blasphemy beyond the power of art to express. Read the man's words, furious as those of any modern agitator that I have heard in twenty years of revolutionary experience: "Lay not up for yourselves treasures on earth!—Sell that ye have and give alms!—Blessed are ye poor, for yours is the kingdom of Heaven!—Woe unto you that are rich, for ye have received your consolation!—Verily, I say unto you, that a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of Heaven!—Woe unto you also, you lawyers!—Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?"

This is the system. It represents the peak and culmination of all the injustices throughout history; and the greater the exploitation, the more hypocritical and deceitful the religious facade organized in its support. Undoubtedly, the biggest irony of history is how Jesus of Nazareth has been used as the Head God of this bloodthirsty system; it’s a cruelty beyond words, a blasphemy that art can't even capture. Read the man's words, as furious as those from any modern activist I've heard in twenty years of revolutionary experience: "Don't store up treasures on earth!—Sell what you have and give to the poor!—Blessed are you who are poor, for yours is the kingdom of Heaven!—Woe to you who are rich, for you have received your comfort!—Truly, I tell you, it's hard for a rich person to enter the kingdom of Heaven!—Woe to you too, lawyers!—You serpents, you brood of vipers, how will you escape being condemned to hell?"

"And this man"—I quote from "The Jungle" again—"they have made into the high-priest of property and smug respectability, a divine sanction of all the horrors and abominations of modern commercial civilization! Jewelled images are made of him, sensual priests burn incense to him, and modern pirates of industry bring their dollars, wrung from the toil of helpless women and children, and build temples to him, and sit in cushioned seats and listen to his teachings expounded by doctors of dusty divinity!"

"And this man"—I'm quoting from "The Jungle" again—"they’ve turned into the high-priest of property and smug respectability, a divine approval of all the horrors and evils of modern commercial civilization! They create jeweled images of him, sensual priests burn incense to him, and modern industry pirates bring their dollars, squeezed from the labor of vulnerable women and children, and build temples for him, sitting in plush seats and listening to his teachings explained by scholars of outdated theology!"





BOOK FIVE — The Church of the Merchants

               Mammon led them on—
 Mammon, the least erected spirit that fell
  From Heaven; for even in Heaven his looks and
      thoughts
  Were always downward bent, admiring more
  The riches of Heaven's pavement, trodden gold,
  Than aught divine or holy else enjoyed
  In vision beatific.....
 Let none admire
  That riches grow in Hell; that soil may best
  Deserve the precious bane.
                 Milton.
               Mammon led them on—  
 Mammon, the least elevated spirit that fell  
  From Heaven; for even in Heaven his looks and  
      thoughts  
  Were always looking down, admiring more  
  The riches of Heaven's pavement, trodden gold,  
  Than anything divine or holy else enjoyed  
  In blissful vision.....  
 Let no one be surprised  
  That riches thrive in Hell; that soil may best  
  Deserve the precious curse.  
                 Milton.  




The Head Merchant

Ours is the era of commerce, as its propagandists never weary of telling us. Business is the basis of our material lives, and consequently of our culture. Business men control our politics and dictate our laws; business men own our newspapers and direct their policy; business men sit on our school boards, and endow and manage our universities. The Reformation was a revolt of the newly-developing merchant classes against the tyrannies and abuses of feudal clericalism: so in all Protestant Christianity one finds the spirit, ideals, and language of Trade. We have shown how the symbolism of the Anglican Church is of the palace and the throne; in the same way that of the non-conformist sects may be shown to be of the counting-house. In the view of the middle-class Britisher, the nexus between man and man is cent per cent; and so in their Sunday services the worshippers sing such hymns as this:

Ours is the age of commerce, as its advocates never get tired of reminding us. Business is the foundation of our material lives, and therefore of our culture. Businesspeople control our politics and shape our laws; businesspeople own our newspapers and influence their policies; businesspeople serve on our school boards and fund and run our universities. The Reformation was a revolt by the emerging merchant classes against the oppression and abuses of feudal clergy: similarly, in all Protestant Christianity, you can find the spirit, ideals, and language of Trade. We have shown that the symbolism of the Anglican Church reflects the palace and the throne; just as the symbolism of the non-conformist sects can be seen as stemming from the counting-house. From the perspective of the middle-class Briton, the connection between individuals is entirely transactional; hence, during their Sunday services, worshippers sing hymns like this:

 Whatever, Lord, we lend to Thee,
  Repaid a thousand fold shall be;
  Then gladly will we give to Thee,
           Who givest all.
Whatever we give to You, Lord,  
Will be returned to us a thousand times;  
Then happily we will give to You,  
Who gives us everything.

The first duty of every man under the competitive system is to secure the survival of his own business; so on the Sabbath, when he comes to deal with eternity, he is practical and explicit:

The first responsibility of every person in a competitive system is to ensure their own business survives; so on the Sabbath, when they confront the concept of eternity, they are straightforward and clear:

 Nothing is worth a thought beneath
  But how I may escape the death
     That never, never dies;
  How make mine own election sure,
  And when I fail on earth secure
      A mansion in the skies.
Nothing matters except for how I can escape the death  
  That never, ever dies;  
  How to make my choice certain,  
  And when I fail on earth, secure  
      A place in the sky.  

Just as the priest of the aristocratic caste figures God as a mighty Conqueror—

Just like the priest of the upper class sees God as a powerful Conqueror—

          Marching as to war
  With the cross of Jesus
           Going on before
          Marching like we're going to war  
  With the cross of Jesus  
           Leading the way

So the preacher to the trader figures the divinity as a glorified Merchant keeping books. This Head Merchant has a monopoly in His line; He knows all His rivals' secrets, so there is no getting ahead of Him, and nothing to do but obey His Word, as revealed through His clerical staff. The system is oily with protestations of divine love; but when you read the comments of Luther upon Calvin and of Calvin upon Luther, you understand that this love is confined to the inside of each denomination. And even so restricted, there is not always enough to go around. Recently I met a Presbyterian clergyman, to whom I remarked, "I see by the papers that you have just finished a church building." "Yes," he answered; "and I have had three offers of a new church." I did not see the connection, and asked, "Because you were so successful with this one?" The reply was, "They always take it for granted that you want to change when you've finished a new building, because you make so many enemies!"

So the preacher to the trader views the divine as an upgraded Merchant keeping track of accounts. This Head Merchant has a monopoly on His trade; He knows all His competitors' secrets, so there's no outsmarting Him, and all you can do is follow His Word, as shared by His clerical team. The system is slick with claims of divine love; but when you look at what Luther said about Calvin and what Calvin said about Luther, you realize that this love is limited to the inside of each denomination. And even within that narrow scope, there isn't always enough to go around. Recently, I spoke with a Presbyterian minister, and I mentioned, "I saw in the news that you just finished building a church." "Yes," he replied, "and I've had three offers for a new church." I didn't see the link and asked, "Is it because you were so successful with this one?" His answer was, "They always assume you want to move on after finishing a new building because you make so many enemies!"

The business man puts up the money to build the church, he puts up the money to keep it going; and the first rule of a business man is that when he puts up the money for a thing he "runs" that thing. Of course he sees that it spreads his own views of life, it helps to maintain his tradition. In the days of Anu and Baal we heard the proclamation of the divine right of Kings; in these days of Mammon we hear the proclamation of the divine right of Merchants. Some fifteen years ago the head of our Coal Trust announced during a great strike that the question would be settled "by the Christian men to whom God in His Infinite Wisdom has given control of the property interests of this country". And on that declaration all pious merchants stand; whatever their denominations, Catholic, Episcopalian, Baptist, Methodist, Presbyterian or Hebrew, their Sabbath doctrines are alike, as their week-day practices are alike; whether it is Rockefeller shooting his Bayonne oil-workers and burning alive the little children of his miners; or smooth John Wanamaker, paying starvation wages to department-store girls and driving them to the streets; or that clergyman who, at a gathering of society ladies, members of the "Law and Order League" of Denver, declared in my hearing that if he could have his way he would blow up the home of every coal-striker with dynamite; or the Rev. R. A. Torrey, Dean of the Bible institute of Los Angeles, who refused to employ union labor on the million dollar building of the Institute, declaring that "the Church cannot afford to have any dealings with a band of fire-bugs and murderers!"

The businessman invests the money to build the church and to keep it running; and the first rule of a businessman is that when he invests in something, he "controls" that thing. Naturally, he ensures it promotes his own worldview and helps preserve his traditions. In ancient times, we heard the claim of the divine right of kings; today, we hear the claim of the divine right of merchants. About fifteen years ago, the head of our Coal Trust announced during a major strike that the issue would be resolved "by the Christian men to whom God in His Infinite Wisdom has given control of the property interests of this country." All devout merchants support that statement; regardless of their denominations—Catholic, Episcopalian, Baptist, Methodist, Presbyterian, or Jewish—their Sabbath beliefs are the same, just as their weekday actions are similar; whether it's Rockefeller shooting his Bayonne oil workers and burning children alive from his mines; or smooth-talking John Wanamaker, paying starvation wages to department store girls and driving them to the streets; or that clergyman who, at a gathering of society women in the "Law and Order League" of Denver, declared that if he could have his way, he would blow up the homes of every coal striker with dynamite; or the Rev. R. A. Torrey, Dean of the Bible Institute of Los Angeles, who refused to hire union labor for the million-dollar building of the Institute, stating that "the Church cannot afford to have any dealings with a band of arsonists and murderers!"





"Herr Beeble"

The business of the Clerical Department of the Merchants' and Manufacturers' Association is to justify the processes of trade, and to preach to clerks and employees the slave-virtues of frugality, humility, and loyalty to the profit system. The depths of sociological depravity to which some of the agents of this Association have sunk is difficult of belief. Twelve years ago I was invited to address the book-sellers of New York, in company with a well-known clergyman of the city, the Reverend Madison C. Peters. This gentleman's address made such an impression upon me that I recall it even at this distance: a string of jokes spoken with an effect of rapid-fire smartness, and simply reeking with commercialism. I could not describe it better than to say that it was on the ethical level of the "Letters of a Self-Made Merchant to His Son". Again, I attended a debate on Socialism, in which the capitalist end was taken by another famous clergyman, pastor of the Metropolitan Temple, the Rev. J. Wesley Hill. He was so ignorant that when he wished to prove that Socialism means free love, he quoted a writer by the name of "Herr Beeble"; he was so dishonest that he garbled the writings of this "Herr Beeble", making him say something quite different from what he had meant to say. I could name several clergymen of various denominations who have stooped to that device against the Socialists; including the Catholic Father Belford, who says that we are mad dogs and should be stopped with bullets.

The Clerical Department of the Merchants' and Manufacturers' Association aims to validate trade practices and to preach to clerks and employees the values of frugality, humility, and loyalty to the profit system. It's hard to believe the depths of sociological depravity that some members of this Association have sunk to. Twelve years ago, I was invited to speak to the booksellers of New York alongside a well-known local clergyman, the Reverend Madison C. Peters. His speech left such an impression on me that I still remember it vividly: a rapid-fire delivery packed with jokes and dripping with commercialism. The best way to describe it would be to say it had the ethical depth of the "Letters of a Self-Made Merchant to His Son." Later, I attended a debate on Socialism where another notable clergyman, the Rev. J. Wesley Hill, pastor of the Metropolitan Temple, represented the capitalist side. He was so misinformed that when he tried to argue that Socialism promotes free love, he cited a writer named "Herr Beeble"; he was also so dishonest that he twisted Herr Beeble's writings, making him say something completely different from his original meaning. I could name several clergymen across different denominations who have resorted to such tactics against Socialists, including Catholic Father Belford, who claims we are mad dogs that should be silenced with bullets.

Or consider the Reverend Thomas Dixon. This gentleman's pulpit-slang used to be the talk of New York when I was a boy; and when I grew up, and came into the Socialist movement—behold, here he was, chief inquisitor of the capitalist Holy Office. I had a friend, a man who saved my life at a time when I was practically starving, and to whom therefore I owe my survival as a writer; this friend had been a clergyman in a Middle Western state, and had preached Jesus as he really was, and so was hated and feared like Jesus. It happened that he was unhappily married, and permitted his wife to divorce him so that he might marry the woman he loved; for which unheard of crime the organized hypocrisy of America fell upon him like a thousand devils with poisoned whips. The Reverend Dixon's holy rage was fired; he applied his imagination to my friend's story, producing a novel under the title of "The One Woman"; and it is as if you were reading the story of Jesus and the Magdalen transmitted through the personality of a he-goat. Of late years this clerical author has turned his energies to negrophobia, and militarism, making millions out of motion-picture incitements to hatred and terror. The pictures were made here in Southern California, and friends in the business have described to me the pious propagandist in the position of St. Anthony surrounded by swarms of cute and playful little movie-girls.

Or think about Reverend Thomas Dixon. His preaching was all the buzz in New York when I was a kid; and when I grew up and got involved in the Socialist movement—there he was, the top critic of the capitalist establishment. I had a friend who saved my life when I was nearly starving, and I owe my survival as a writer to him. This friend had been a pastor in a Midwestern state and preached about Jesus as he truly was, which made him hated and feared just like Jesus. Unfortunately, he was in a bad marriage and allowed his wife to divorce him so he could marry the woman he loved; for this shocking act, America’s organized hypocrisy came down on him like a thousand devils wielding poisoned whips. Reverend Dixon's righteous anger was sparked; he spun my friend’s story into a novel called "The One Woman," and it reads like the tale of Jesus and the Magdalen filtered through the perspective of a goat. In recent years, this clergyman has focused his efforts on promoting racism and militarism, making millions from movies that incite hatred and fear. These films were produced here in Southern California, and people in the industry have told me about the pious propagandist in a St. Anthony pose surrounded by adorable and playful young actresses.

Or take the Rev. James Roscoe Day, D. D., S. T. D., L. L. D., D. C. L., L. H. D., a leading light of the Methodist Episcopal Church, who offers himself as comic relief in our Clerical Vaudeville. Dr. Day is Chancellor of Syracuse University, a branch of the Mental Munitions Department of the Standard Oil Company; his function being to manufacture intellectual weapons and explosives to be used in defense of the Rockefeller fortune. It is generally not expected that the makers of ruling-class munitions should face the dirty and perilous work of the trenches; but ten years ago, during a raid by an active squad of muckrake-men, Chancellor Day astonished the world by rushing to the front with both arms full of star-shells and bombs. He afterwards put the history of this gallant action into a volume, "The Raid on Prosperity"; and if you want the real thrill of the class-war, here is where to get it!

Or take the Rev. James Roscoe Day, D. D., S. T. D., L. L. D., D. C. L., L. H. D., a prominent figure in the Methodist Episcopal Church, who serves as comic relief in our Clerical Vaudeville. Dr. Day is Chancellor of Syracuse University, associated with the Mental Munitions Department of the Standard Oil Company; his role is to create intellectual tools and strategies to defend the Rockefeller fortune. It’s usually not expected that those creating resources for the ruling class should deal with the dirty and dangerous work in the trenches; however, ten years ago, during an attack by a group of muckrakers, Chancellor Day shocked everyone by charging to the front lines with his arms full of star-shells and bombs. He later documented this brave act in a book, "The Raid on Prosperity"; and if you're looking for the real excitement of class struggle, this is where to find it!

The Chancellor is a quaint and touching figure; an enthusiast and dreamer, idealist and martyr, in whom the ordinary human virtues have been fused, absorbed, transformed and sublimated into a new supreme virtue of loyalty to Exploitation, patriotism for Profiteering. He began life as a working-man, he tells us, in the good old American fashion of hustle for yourself; but he differed from other Americans in that he had an instant, intuitive recognition of the intellectual and moral excellence of Plutocracy. The first time he met a rich man, he quivered with rapture, he burst into a hymn of appreciation. So very quickly he was recognized as a proper person to have charge of a Mental Munition Works; and the ruling classes proceeded to pin medals upon the bosom of his academic robes—D. D., S. T. D., L. L. D., D. C. L., L. H. D.

The Chancellor is a charming and relatable figure; an enthusiast and dreamer, an idealist and martyr, in whom ordinary human virtues have been blended, absorbed, transformed, and elevated into a new, ultimate virtue of loyalty to Exploitation and patriotism for Profiteering. He started out as a working man, as he tells us, in the classic American way of hustling for yourself; but he stood out from other Americans in that he had an immediate, instinctive understanding of the intellectual and moral superiority of Plutocracy. The first time he encountered a wealthy person, he was overwhelmed with joy and erupted into a song of appreciation. Before long, he was recognized as the perfect person to run a Mental Munition Works; and the ruling classes went on to award him medals on the front of his academic robes—D. D., S. T. D., L. L. D., D. C. L., L. H. D.

The Chancellor knows the masters of our Profit System, those "consummate geniuses of manufacture and trade by which the earth has yielded up her infinite treasures." And having been at the same time in intimate daily communion with the Almighty, he can tell us the Almighty's attitude towards these prodigies. "God has made the rich of this world to serve Him.... He has shown them a way to have this world's goods and to be rich towards God.... God wants the rich men....Christ's doctrines have made the world rich, and provide adequate uses for its riches." Also the Chancellor knows our great corporations, and gives us the Almighty's views about them; they mean that "the forces with which God built the universe have been put into the hands of man." Likewise by divine authority we learn that "the sympathy given to Socialism is appalling. It is insanity." We learn that the income tax is "a doctrine suited to the dark ages, only no age ever has been dark enough." Somebody raises the issue of "tainted money", and the Chancellor disposes of this matter also. As a Deputy of Divinity, he settles it by Holy Writ: "Paul permitted meat offered to idols to be eaten in the fear of God." And then, to make assurance doubly sure, he settles it with plain human logic; and you are astonished to see how simple, under his handling, the complex problem becomes—how clear and clean-cut is the distinction he draws for you:

The Chancellor understands the leaders of our Profit System, those "brilliant masterminds of production and commerce through which the earth has given up her endless riches." And having had daily close connection with the Almighty, he can share the Almighty's perspective on these wonders. "God has made the wealthy of this world to serve Him.... He has shown them how to enjoy this world's wealth and to be rich in spirit.... God desires the rich.... Christ's teachings have enriched the world and created meaningful uses for its wealth." The Chancellor is also aware of our major corporations and conveys the Almighty's thoughts about them; they signify that "the forces with which God created the universe have been entrusted to humanity." We also learn from divine authority that "the support for Socialism is shocking. It is madness." We find out that the income tax is "a concept appropriate for the dark ages, though no age has ever been dark enough." When someone mentions "tainted money," the Chancellor addresses this concern as well. As a representative of the Divine, he resolves it through Scripture: "Paul allowed the eating of meat offered to idols in the fear of God." And then, to ensure clarity, he resolves it with straightforward reasoning; and you are amazed at how simple, under his guidance, the complicated issue becomes—how clear and precise the distinction he makes for you:

Every boy knows that one cannot take stolen goods without being a partaker with the thief. But the proceeds of recognized business are quite a different thing.

Every boy knows that you can't take stolen goods without being involved with the thief. But the earnings from a legitimate business are a completely different matter.





Holy Oil

And here is Billy Sunday, most conspicuous phenomenon of Protestant Christianity at the beginning of the twentieth century. For the benefit of posterity I explain that "Billy" is a baseball player turned Evangelist, who has brought to the cause of God the crowds and uproar of the diamond; also the commercial spirit of America's most popular institution. He travels like a circus, with all the press-agent work and newspaper hurrah; he conducts what are called "revivals", in an enormous "tabernacle" built especially for him in each city. I cannot better describe the Billy Sunday circus than in the words of a certain Sidney C. Tapp, who brought suit against the evangelist for $100,000 damages for the theft of the ideas of a book. Says Mr. Tapp in his complaint:

And here is Billy Sunday, the most prominent figure in Protestant Christianity at the start of the twentieth century. For future reference, I should clarify that "Billy" is a former baseball player who became an Evangelist, attracting crowds and excitement reminiscent of the baseball diamond to his cause. He embodies the commercial spirit of America’s most beloved pastime. He travels like a circus, complete with all the publicity stunts and media coverage; he holds what are known as "revivals" in a huge "tabernacle" built specifically for him in each city. I can best describe the Billy Sunday spectacle through the words of one Sidney C. Tapp, who sued the evangelist for $100,000 in damages for allegedly stealing ideas from his book. Mr. Tapp states in his complaint:

The so-called religious awakening or "trail-hitting" is produced by an appeal to the emotions and in stirring up the senses by a combination of carrying the United States flag in one hand and the Bible in the other, singing, trumpeting, organ playing, garrulous and acrobatic feats of defendant, by defendant in his talk leaping from the rostrum to the top of the pulpit, lying prone on the floor of the rostrum on his stomach in the presence of the vast audience and from thence into a pit to shake hands with the so-called "trail-hitters" and the vulgar use of plaintiff's thoughts contained in said books. Said harangues and vulgarisms of said defendant and horns, drums, organs and singing by said choir and vast audience which are assembled by means of said newspaper advertisements for the purpose of inducing a habit of free and copious flow of money through religious and patriotic excitement produced by and through the vulgarisms, scurrility, buffoonery, obscenity and profanity of defendant pretending to be in the interest of the cause of religion through what he denominates "hitting the trail", the real object being to induce a religious frenzy and enthusiasm which he announces in advance is to result in large audiences composed of thousands of people generously contributing vast sums of money on the last day and night of the so-called revival which is invariably appropriated by the defendant and through which scheme and device defendant has become enormously wealthy.

The so-called religious revival or "trail-hitting" happens when emotions are stirred and senses are engaged by a mix of waving the American flag in one hand and the Bible in the other, along with singing, playing trumpets and organs, and the energetic and theatrical antics of the speaker. The speaker moves dramatically from the podium to the top of the pulpit, even lying down on his stomach in front of the large audience, then jumping down to shake hands with the so-called "trail-hitters" while misusing the plaintiff's ideas found in those books. The speeches and crude behavior of the speaker, along with horns, drums, organs, and the choir's singing, are all organized through newspaper ads to encourage a free and generous flow of money, driven by religious and patriotic excitement incited by the speaker's vulgarities, mockery, and obscene acts. He pretends to support religion through what he calls "hitting the trail," but the real goal is to spark a religious frenzy and enthusiasm, which he predicts will draw large crowds of thousands who will generously donate significant amounts of money on the last day and night of the revival, all of which is invariably pocketed by him, through which he has become extremely wealthy.

As I write, the evangelist is in Los Angeles, and twice each day he holds forth to a crowd of ten or fifteen thousand; in addition the newspapers print literally pages of his utterances. The entire Protestant clergy for a score of miles around has been hitched to his triumphal chariot, and driven captive through the streets. Here in this dignified city of Pasadena, home of millionaire brewers and chewing-gum kings, all the churches have been plastered for weeks with cloth signs: "This Church is Cooperating in the Sunday Campaign." To give a sample of the intellectual level of the performance, here is what Billy has to say about modern thought:

As I write this, the evangelist is in Los Angeles, where he speaks to crowds of ten to fifteen thousand people twice a day. The newspapers are printing pages of his remarks. The entire Protestant clergy from miles around has hitched themselves to his success and paraded through the streets. Here in this prestigious city of Pasadena, home to millionaire brewers and chewing-gum moguls, all the churches have been displaying signs for weeks that say, "This Church is Cooperating in the Sunday Campaign." To give you an idea of the intellectual quality of the event, here’s what Billy has to say about modern thought:

All this blasphemy against God and Jesus Christ, all this sneering, highbrow, rotten, loathesome, higher criticism, wriggling its dirty, filthy, stinking carcass out of a beer-mug in Leipzig or Heidelberg!

All this disrespect towards God and Jesus Christ, all this mocking, pretentious, corrupt, disgusting, elitist criticism, crawling its filthy, vile, stinking form out of a beer mug in Leipzig or Heidelberg!

Whether willingly or reluctantly, the preachers sit upon the platform and smile while Billy thus slangs the devil; and being themselves, poor fellows, at their wits end to draw the crowd, they watch and see how he does it, and then return to their own churches and try the same stunt; so the manners of the baseball diamond spread like a contagion. I open my morning paper, and find a picture of an intense-looking clerical gentleman, the Rev. J. Whitcomb Brougher, pastor of the Baptist Temple. He is discussing certain slanderous rumors which he has heard about Billy Sunday, and he offers ten thousand dollars reward to anyone who can prove these things; though, as he says,

Whether they want to or not, the preachers sit on the platform and smile while Billy takes shots at the devil; and since they are, poor guys, desperate to attract a crowd, they watch and see how he does it, then go back to their own churches and try the same act; so the style of the baseball field spreads like a virus. I open my morning paper and find a picture of a serious-looking clergy member, the Rev. J. Whitcomb Brougher, pastor of the Baptist Temple. He is addressing some defamatory rumors he's heard about Billy Sunday and offers a reward of ten thousand dollars to anyone who can prove these claims; though, as he says,

The dirty, low-down, contemptible, weazen-brained, impure-hearted, shrivelled-souled, gossipping devils do not deserve to be noticed..... Scandal-mongers, gossip-lovers, reputation-destroyers, hypocritical, black-hearted, green-eyed slanderers..... Corrupt, devil-possessed, vile debauches..... Immoral, sin-loving, vice-practicing, underhanded sneaks..... Carrion-loving buzzards and foul-smelling skunks.

The filthy, low-down, despicable, narrow-minded, corrupt-hearted, shriveled-souled, gossiping devils don't deserve any attention..... Scandal-mongers, gossip-hungry, reputation-wreckers, hypocritical, malicious, envious slanderers..... Corrupt, devil-driven, vile debauchers..... Immoral, sin-loving, vice-committing, sneaky backstabbers..... Flesh-eating buzzards and foul-smelling skunks.

You will be prepared after this to hear that when the Socialists were near to carrying Los Angeles, this clergyman preached a sermon in support of the candidate of "Booze, Gas and Railroads".

You’ll be ready to hear that when the Socialists were close to winning Los Angeles, this clergyman gave a sermon backing the candidate of "Booze, Gas and Railroads."

In so far as Billy Sunday is trying to keep the neglected youth of our streets from drinking, gambling and whoring, no one could wish him anything but success; but his besotted ignorance, his childish crudity of mind, make it impossible that he could have any success except of a delusive nature. He is utterly devoid of a social sense; utterly unaware of the existence of the forces of capitalism which are causing depravity ten times as fast as all the evangelists in creation can remedy it. So he is precisely like the Catholics with their "charity", cleaning up loathsome and unsightly messes for a thousand years, and never stopping to ask why such messes continue to come into existence.

As far as Billy Sunday is concerned with keeping the neglected youth off our streets from drinking, gambling, and engaging in promiscuity, no one could wish him anything but success. However, his cluelessness and immature mindset make it impossible for him to achieve anything but a false sense of accomplishment. He completely lacks social awareness and is totally oblivious to the forces of capitalism that are creating moral decay at a rate ten times faster than all the evangelists in the world can fix. So, he is exactly like the Catholics with their "charity," cleaning up disgusting and unsightly messes for a thousand years without ever stopping to question why these messes keep happening.

More than that, I question whether the spirit of commercialism which he fosters does not help the development of evil more than his preaching hinders it. The newspapers always report the cost of the tabernacle, of the "free-will offering", which amounts to hundreds of thousands of dollars in each "campaign", In each city the expenses are guaranteed by men who are generally the most sinister exploiting forces of the community; they welcome and fete him, and he visits their homes, and is in every way one of the crowd. After the big strike in Paterson, N. J., the employers, Jews and Catholics included, all subscribed a fund to bring Billy Sunday to that city; and it was freely proclaimed that the purpose was to undermine the radical union movement. This was never denied by Sunday himself, and his whole campaign was conducted on that basis.

More than that, I wonder if the spirit of commercialism he promotes actually encourages the growth of evil more than his sermons stop it. The newspapers always highlight the cost of the tabernacle and the “free-will offering,” which totals hundreds of thousands of dollars in each “campaign.” In each city, the expenses are covered by men who are typically the most nefarious exploiters in the community; they welcome and celebrate him, and he mingles with them like one of the crowd. After the major strike in Paterson, N.J., the employers, including Jews and Catholics, all contributed to a fund to bring Billy Sunday to that city; it was openly stated that the goal was to undermine the radical union movement. Sunday never denied this, and his entire campaign was run on that premise.

Later Billy came to New York, where he met a certain rich young man, perhaps a thousand times as rich as any that lived in Palestine. This young man came to Billy and said: "What shall I do to inherit eternal life?" And Billy told him to keep the commandments—"Do not commit adultery, Do not kill, Do not steal, Do not bear false witness, Honor thy father and thy mother." The young man answered; "All these have I kept from my youth up." And Billy said: "Yet lackest thou one thing; sell all that thou hast and distribute unto the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven; and come follow me." And when he heard this he was very sorrowful, for he was very rich.

Later, Billy went to New York, where he met a wealthy young man, probably a thousand times richer than anyone in Palestine. This young man approached Billy and asked, "What must I do to inherit eternal life?" Billy told him to follow the commandments—"Do not commit adultery, Do not kill, Do not steal, Do not give false testimony, Honor your father and mother." The young man replied, "I've kept all these since I was a kid." Billy said, "There's one thing you still lack; sell all your possessions and give the money to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven; then come follow me." When he heard this, he became very sad because he was very rich.

—No, I have got the story mixed up. That is what happened in Palestine. What happened in New York is that Billy said, "I am delighted to meet you, Mr. Rockefeller." And Mr. Rockefeller said, "Come be my guest at my palace in the Pocantico Hills; and then we will go together and you may preach submission to my wage-slaves in the oil-factories at Bayonne and elsewhere." And Billy went to the palace, and went and preached to the wage-slaves, telling them to beware the "stinking Socialists", and to concentrate their attention on the saving of their souls; so the rich young man was delighted, and he sent for all the newspaper reporters to come to his office at 26 Broadway, and told them what a great and useful man Billy Sunday is. As the New York "Times" tells about it:

—No, I’ve got the story mixed up. That’s what happened in Palestine. What went down in New York is that Billy said, “I’m glad to meet you, Mr. Rockefeller.” And Mr. Rockefeller responded, “Come be my guest at my estate in the Pocantico Hills; then we’ll go together and you can preach submission to my wage-slaves in the oil factories at Bayonne and elsewhere.” So Billy went to the estate and preached to the wage-slaves, warning them about the “stinking Socialists” and encouraging them to focus on saving their souls. The wealthy young man was thrilled and called in all the newspaper reporters to his office at 26 Broadway, telling them what a great and useful man Billy Sunday is. As the New York “Times” reports:

Mr. Rockefeller seldom gives interviews and certainly he has never been charged with having an excess of verbally expressed enthusiasm on any subject. But he talked for an hour and a half about the evangelist. He was full of the subject of Billy Sunday. "Billy did New York a lot of good," he said. He went on to tell of 187 meetings held in 100 different factories, attended by 50,000 men. "That's good work." And he expressed his satisfaction with Sunday's theology: "He believes the Bible from cover to cover and that is good enough for me." The Sunday campaign had cost $200,000, and "If it had stopped here, if it was not kept up, it would be poor business; a poor dividend on the $200,000 and the work invested. But we expect to get dividends in the next year."

Mr. Rockefeller rarely gives interviews, and he's definitely not known for being overly enthusiastic in conversation. However, he spoke for an hour and a half about the evangelist. He was really invested in the topic of Billy Sunday. "Billy did a lot of good for New York," he said. He shared stories about 187 meetings held in 100 different factories, attended by 50,000 men. "That's impressive work." He also expressed his approval of Sunday's theology: "He believes in the Bible from start to finish, and that's good enough for me." The Sunday campaign cost $200,000, and he added, "If it had ended here, if it wasn't sustained, it would be poor business; a weak return on the $200,000 and the effort that went in. But we expect to see returns in the next year."

Again you note the symbolism of the counting-house!

Again you notice the symbolism of the counting house!





Rhetorical Black-hanging

It is the duty of the clergy, not merely to defend large-scale merchants while they live, but to bury them when they die, and to place the seal of sanctity upon their careers. Concerning this aspect of Bootstrap-lifting I quote the opinion of an earnest hater of shams, William Makepeace Thackeray:

It’s the responsibility of the clergy not just to support wealthy merchants while they’re alive, but also to bury them when they pass away and to give their lives a sense of holiness. About this aspect of Bootstrap-lifting, I’ll share the view of someone who truly despises pretenses, William Makepeace Thackeray:

I think the part which pulpits play in the death of kings is the most ghastly of all the ceremonial: the lying eulogies, the blinking of disagreeable truths, the sickening flatteries, the simulated grief, the falsehood and sycophancies—all uttered in the name of Heaven in our State churches: these monstrous Threnodies which have been sung from time immemorial over kings and queens, good, bad, wicked, licentious. The State parson must bring out his commonplaces; his apparatus of rhetorical black-hanging......

I think the role of pulpit speeches in the deaths of kings is the most disturbing part of all the ceremonies: the false praise, the avoidance of uncomfortable truths, the nauseating flattery, the feigned sorrow, the dishonesty and sycophancy—all spoken in the name of God in our state churches. These grotesque laments have been proclaimed throughout history over kings and queens, whether they were good, bad, wicked, or immoral. The state pastor has to pull out his clichés; his tools of rhetorical mourning...

And this, of course, applies not merely to kings of England, but to kings of Steel, kings of Coal, kings of Oil, kings of Wall Street. When a certain king of Western railroads died, a Methodist clergyman, afterwards Bishop, likened his heir to the boy Christ; a statement which requires for its appreciation a mention of the fact that this heir died of syphilis. In the year 1904 there passed from his earthly reward in Pennsylvania a United States senator who had been throughout his lifetime a notorious and unblushing corruptionist. Matthew Stanley Quay was his name, and the New York "Nation", having no clerical connections, was free to state the facts about him:

And this, of course, applies not just to kings of England, but to the kings of Steel, kings of Coal, kings of Oil, and kings of Wall Street. When a certain king of Western railroads died, a Methodist minister, who later became a Bishop, compared his heir to the young Christ; a comment that needs to be put in context by noting that this heir died of syphilis. In 1904, a United States senator passed away in Pennsylvania who had been throughout his life a well-known and unapologetic corrupt politician. Matthew Stanley Quay was his name, and the New York "Nation," having no religious ties, was able to state the facts about him:

He bought the organization, bribed or intimidated the press, got his grip on the public service, including even the courts; imposed his will on Congress and Cabinet, and upon the last three Presidents—making the latter provide for the offal of his political machine, which even Pennsylvania could no longer stomach—and all without identifying his name with a single measure of public good, without making a speech or uttering a party watchword, without even pretending to be honest, but solely because, like Judas, he carried the bag and could buy whom he would.

He purchased the organization, bribed or threatened the media, gained control over public services, including the courts; forced his wishes on Congress and the Cabinet, and on the last three Presidents—making them take care of the leftovers from his political operation, which even Pennsylvania could no longer tolerate—and all without linking his name to any single act of public benefit, without delivering a speech or using a party slogan, without even pretending to be honest, but simply because, like Judas, he had the money and could buy anyone he wanted.

Such was the lay opinion; and now for the clerical. It was expressed by a Presbyterian divine, the Reverend Dr. J. S. Ramsey, who stood over the coffin of "Matt", and without cracking a smile declared that he had been "a statesman who was always on the right side of every moral question!"

Such was the popular opinion; and now for the clerical. It was expressed by a Presbyterian minister, the Reverend Dr. J. S. Ramsey, who stood by the coffin of "Matt" and, without cracking a smile, declared that he had been "a statesman who was always on the right side of every moral question!"

In that same year of 1904 died the high priest of our political corruption, Mark Hanna. He had belonged to no church, but had backed them all, understanding the main thesis of this book as clearly as the writer of it. In his home city of Cleveland the eulogy upon him was pronounced by Bishop Leonard, in St. Paul's Episcopal Church; while in the United States Senate the service was performed by the Chaplain, the Rev. Edward Everett Hale. This is a name well-known in American letters, as in American religious life; it was borne by a benevolent old gentleman, a Unitarian and a liberal, who organized "Lend-a-Hand Clubs" and such like amiabilities. "Do You Love This Old Man?" the signs in the street-cars used to ask when I was a boy; and I promptly answered "Yes"—for my mother took the "Ladies' Home Journal", and I swallowed the sentimental dish-water set out for me. But when I read the Rev. Edward's funeral oration over the Irrev. Mark, I loved neither of them any longer. "This whole-souled child of God," cried the Rev. Edward, "who believed in success, and knew how to succeed by using the infinite powers!" You perceive that the Chaplain of the Millionaires' Club agrees with this book, that the "infinite powers" in America are the powers that prey!

In 1904, Mark Hanna, the high priest of our political corruption, passed away. He wasn't part of any church but supported them all, understanding the main idea of this book as clearly as the author did. In his hometown of Cleveland, Bishop Leonard delivered the eulogy at St. Paul's Episcopal Church; meanwhile, in the U.S. Senate, the Chaplain, Rev. Edward Everett Hale, conducted the service. This name is well-known in American literature and religious circles; it belonged to a kind old man, a Unitarian and a liberal, who started "Lend-a-Hand Clubs" and similar initiatives. "Do You Love This Old Man?" the signs on the streetcars used to ask when I was a kid, and I always replied "Yes"—because my mother subscribed to the "Ladies' Home Journal," and I absorbed the sentimental fluff fed to me. But after reading Rev. Edward's eulogy for the Irrev. Mark, I no longer loved either of them. "This whole-souled child of God," exclaimed Rev. Edward, "who believed in success, and knew how to achieve it by using the infinite powers!" You can see that the Chaplain of the Millionaires' Club agrees with this book, stating that the "infinite powers" in America are the powers that exploit!





The Great American Fraud

Among the most loathesome products of our native commercial greed is the patent medicine industry, "The Great American Fraud," as its historian has called it. In 1907 this historian wrote:

Among the most disgusting results of our homegrown commercial greed is the patent medicine industry, "The Great American Fraud," as its historian has labeled it. In 1907, this historian wrote:

Gullible America will spend this year some seventy-five millions of dollars in the purchase of patent medicines. In consideration of this sum it will swallow huge quantities of alcohol, an appalling amount of opiates and narcotics, a wide assortment of varied drugs ranging from powerful and dangerous heart depressants to insidious liver stimulants; and, far in excess of all other ingredients, undiluted fraud. For fraud, exploited by the skillfullest of advertising bunco men, is the basis of the trade.

Gullible America will spend about seventy-five million dollars this year on patent medicines. In exchange for this amount, it will consume large quantities of alcohol, a shocking amount of opiates and narcotics, a diverse range of drugs from potent and dangerous heart depressants to sneaky liver stimulants; and, far more than all other ingredients combined, pure fraud. Because fraud, manipulated by the most skilled advertising con artists, is the foundation of the industry.

One by one Mr. Adams tells about these medical fakes: habit-forming laxatives, head-ache powders full of acetanilid, soothing-syrups and catarrh-cures full of opium and cocaine, cock-tails subtly disguised as "bitters", "sarsaparillas", and "tonics". He shows how the fake testimonials are made up and exploited; how the confidential letters, telling the secret troubles of men and women, are collected by tens and hundreds of thousands and advertised and sold—so that the victim, as he begins to lose faith in one fake, finds another at hand, fully informed as to his weakness. He quotes the amazing "Red Clause" in the contracts which the patent-medicine makers have with thousands of daily and weekly papers, whereby the makers are able to control the press of the country and prevent legislation against the "Great American Fraud."

One by one, Mr. Adams talks about these medical scams: addictive laxatives, headache powders packed with acetanilid, soothing syrups and cold remedies loaded with opium and cocaine, cocktails cleverly disguised as "bitters," "sarsaparillas," and "tonics." He explains how fake testimonials are fabricated and exploited; how the private letters, revealing the personal struggles of men and women, are gathered by the tens of thousands and advertised for sale—so that as the victim starts to lose faith in one scam, they find another waiting for them, fully aware of their vulnerabilities. He cites the shocking "Red Clause" in the contracts that patent medicine makers have with countless daily and weekly publications, which allows them to manipulate the press and block legislation against the "Great American Fraud."

There are a thousand religious papers in America, weekly and monthly; and what is their attitude on this question? Mr. Adams tells us:

There are a thousand religious publications in America, published weekly and monthly; and what is their stance on this issue? Mr. Adams informs us:

Whether because church-going people are more trusting, and therefore more easily befooled than others, or from some more obscure reason, many of the religious papers fairly reek with patent medicine fakes.

Whether it's because people who go to church tend to be more trusting and easily fooled than others, or for some other less clear reason, many religious publications are full of obvious scams related to patent medicine.

He gives us many pages of specific instances:

He provides us with many pages of specific examples:

Dr. Smith belongs to the brood of cancer vampires. He is a patron and prop of religious journalism. It is his theory that the easiest prey is to be found among readers of church papers. Moreover he has learned from his father-in-law (who built a small church out of blood-money) to capitalize his own sectarian associations, and when confronted recently with a formal accusation he replied, with an air of injured innocence, that he was a regular attendant at church, and could produce an endorsement from his minister.

Dr. Smith is part of the group of cancer opportunists. He's a supporter and advocate of religious journalism. He believes that the easiest targets are the readers of church publications. Additionally, he's learned from his father-in-law (who funded a small church with questionable money) to take advantage of his own sectarian connections, and when he was recently faced with a formal accusation, he responded, pretending to be innocent, by saying he regularly attends church and could get a recommendation from his minister.

And here is the "Church Advocate", of Harrisburg, Pa., which publishes quack advertisements disguised as editorials. One of them Mr. Adams paraphrases:

And here is the "Church Advocate" from Harrisburg, Pa., which runs fake ads pretending to be editorials. Mr. Adams paraphrases one of them:

As Dr. Smith is, on the face of his own statements, a self-branded swindler and rascal, you run no risk in assuming that the Rev. C. H. Forney, D. D., L. L. D., in acting as his journalistic supporter for pay, is just such another as himself!

As Dr. Smith openly claims to be a fraud and a trickster, you can safely assume that Rev. C. H. Forney, D.D., L.L.D., who supports him in exchange for payment, is just as shady!

And again:

And again:

Will the editor of the "Baptist Watchman" of Boston explain by what phenomenon of logic or elasticity of ethics he accepts the lucubrations of Dr. Bye, of Oren Oneal, of Liquozone, of Actina, that marvelous two-ended mechanical appliance which "cures" deafness at one terminus and blindness at the other, and all with a little oil of mustard?

Will the editor of the "Baptist Watchman" of Boston explain what kind of logic or flexible ethics allows him to accept the writings of Dr. Bye, Oren Oneal, Liquozone, and Actina, that incredible two-ended mechanical device that “cures” deafness at one end and blindness at the other, all with just a bit of mustard oil?

And again:

And again:

The "Christian Observer" of Louisville replied to a protesting subscriber, suggesting that the "Collier" articles were written in a spirit of revenge, because "Collier's" could not get patent medicine advertising. When I asked the Rev. F. Bartlett Converse for his foundation for the charge, he said that one of the typewriters must have written the letter! Doubtless also the same highly responsible typewriter imitated the signature with startling fidelity to Dr. Converse's handwriting!

The "Christian Observer" of Louisville responded to a subscriber who was protesting, suggesting that the "Collier" articles were written out of revenge because "Collier's" couldn't secure any patent medicine advertising. When I asked Rev. F. Bartlett Converse about the basis for this accusation, he said that one of the typewriters must have written the letter! Surely, the same highly capable typewriter also replicated the signature with surprising accuracy to Dr. Converse's handwriting!

And here is—would you think it possible?—our "Church of Good Society"! It has an organ in Chicago called the "Living Church", most dignified and decorous. You have to study quite a while to ascertain what denomination it belongs to; it will not tell you directly, for the Anglician pose is that it is the church

And here it is—would you believe it?—our "Church of Good Society"! It has an organ in Chicago called the "Living Church," which is very dignified and proper. You really have to look into it for a while to figure out what denomination it is; it won't tell you outright, since the Anglican stance is that it is the church.

 Elect from every nation,
      Yet one oer all the earth,
  Her charter of salvation,
      One Lord, one Faith, one Birth;
  One holy name she blesses,
      Partakes one holy food,
  And toward one Hope she presses,
      With every grace endued.
 Elect from every nation,  
      Yet one over all the earth,  
  Her charter of salvation,  
      One Lord, one Faith, one Birth;  
  One holy name she blesses,  
      Partakes one holy food,  
  And toward one Hope she presses,  
      With every grace endowed.  

And this one holy institution was found setting at its peak the black flag of the trader, the "Jolly Roger" of the modern commercial pirate—"Caveat emptor!" To quote the precise words:

And this one sacred institution was found raising the black flag of the trader, the "Jolly Roger" of today's commercial pirate—"Buyer beware!" To quote the exact words:

The editors and publishers of the "Living Church" assume no responsibility for the assertions of advertisers.

The editors and publishers of the "Living Church" take no responsibility for the claims made by advertisers.

And so it threw open its columns to the claims of America's champion labor-baiter, the late C. W. Post, that his "Grapenuts" would prevent appendicitis, and obviate the need of operations in such cases!

And so it opened its columns to the claims of America's top labor-baiter, the late C. W. Post, that his "Grapenuts" would prevent appendicitis and eliminate the need for surgeries in such cases!

And here is the "Christian Endeavor World", organ of one of the most powerful non-sectarian religious bodies in the country. Some one wrote complaining of its medical advertising, and the answer was:

And here is the "Christian Endeavor World," the official publication of one of the most influential non-sectarian religious organizations in the country. Someone wrote in to complain about its medical ads, and the response was:

To the best of our knowledge and belief, we are not publishing any fraudulent or unworthy medical advertising...... Trusting that you will be able to understand that we are acting according to our best and sincerest judgment, I remain, yours very truly, The Golden Rule Company, George W. Coleman, Business Manager.

To the best of our knowledge, we are not publishing any false or misleading medical advertisements... We hope you understand that we are acting based on our best and sincerest judgment. Sincerely, The Golden Rule Company, George W. Coleman, Business Manager.

Whereupon the historian of "The Great American Fraud" remarks:

Whereupon the historian of "The Great American Fraud" comments:

Assuming that the business management of the "Christian Endeavor World" represents normal intelligence, I would like to ask whether it accepts the statement that a pair of "magic foot drafts" applied to the soles of the feet will cure any and every kind of rheumatism in any part of the body? Further, if the advertising department is genuinely interested in declining "fraudulent and unworthy" copy, I would call their attention to the ridiculous claims of Dr. Shoop's medicines, which "cure" almost every disease; to two hair removers, one an "Indian Secret", the other an "accidental discovery", both either fakes or dangerous; to the lying claims of Hall's Catarrh Cure, that it is "a positive cure for catarrh", in all its stages; to "Syrup of Figs", which is not a fig syrup, but a preparation of senna; to Dr. Kilmer's Swamp Root, of which the principal medical constituent is alcohol; and, finally, to Dr. Bye's Oil Cure for cancer, a particularly cruel swindle on unfortunates suffering from an incurable malady. All of these, with other matter, which for the sake of decency I do not care to detail in these columns, appear in recent issues of the "Christian Endeavor World".

Assuming that the management of the "Christian Endeavor World" represents common sense, I would like to ask whether it accepts the claim that a pair of "magic foot drafts" applied to the soles of the feet will cure any and all types of rheumatism in any part of the body? Furthermore, if the advertising department is truly interested in rejecting "fraudulent and unworthy" content, I would like to draw their attention to the absurd claims of Dr. Shoop's medicines, which allegedly "cure" almost every disease; to two hair removers, one an "Indian Secret," the other an "accidental discovery," both of which are either scams or potentially harmful; to the misleading claims of Hall's Catarrh Cure, which states it is "a positive cure for catarrh" in all its stages; to "Syrup of Figs," which is not actually fig syrup but a preparation of senna; to Dr. Kilmer's Swamp Root, whose main medical ingredient is alcohol; and, finally, to Dr. Bye's Oil Cure for cancer, a particularly cruel scam targeting those suffering from an incurable condition. All these, along with other content that I won't delve into for the sake of decency, appear in recent issues of the "Christian Endeavor World."





Riches in Glory

There came recently to Los Angeles a "world-famous evangelist", known as "Gipsy" Smith. There was a shirt-waist strike at the time, and the girls were starving, and they sent a delegation to this evangelist to ask for help. They told him how they were mistreated, exposed to insults, driven to sell their virtue because their wage would not support life; and to their plea he made answer: "Get Jesus in your hearts, and these questions will take care of themselves!"

Recently, a "world-famous evangelist" known as "Gipsy" Smith arrived in Los Angeles. At that time, there was a shirt-waist strike, and the girls were starving, so they sent a group to this evangelist to ask for help. They shared how they were mistreated, faced insults, and were forced to sell their virtue because their wages couldn't support them; in response to their plea, he said, "Get Jesus in your hearts, and these issues will take care of themselves!"

So we see the most important of the many services which the churches perform for the merchants—taking the revolutionary hope of Jesus, for a kingdom of heaven upon earth, and perverting it into a dream of a golden harp in an uncertain future. To appreciate the fullness of this betrayal, take the prayer which Jesus dictated—so simple, direct and practical: "Give us this day our daily bread", and put it beside the hymns which the slave-congregations are trained to sing. In my neighborhood is a one-roomed building with a plate glass front, upon which I observe a painter inscribing in red, white and blue letters the sign "Glory Mission". I approach him, and he drops his work and welcomes me with eager cordiality. Am I "living in grace"? I answer that I am. I have to shout the good tidings into his ear, as he is very deaf. He presents me with his card, which shows that he bears the title of "Reverend", also the sobriquet of "Mountain Missionary". I ask him to permit me to examine the hymn-book which he uses in his work, and with touching eagerness he presses upon me a well-worn volume bearing the title "Waves of Glory". I seat myself and note down a few of the baits it sets out for hungry wage-slaves:

So we see the most important of the many services that churches provide for merchants—taking the revolutionary hope of Jesus, for a kingdom of heaven on earth, and twisting it into a dream of a golden harp in an uncertain future. To understand the depth of this betrayal, consider the prayer that Jesus gave us—so simple, direct, and practical: "Give us this day our daily bread." Now compare it to the hymns that the enslaved congregations are trained to sing. In my neighborhood, there’s a small building with a glass front, and I see a painter writing in red, white, and blue letters the sign "Glory Mission." I approach him, and he stops his work, welcoming me with enthusiasm. Am I "living in grace"? I respond that I am. I have to shout the good news into his ear because he’s quite deaf. He hands me his card, which shows he holds the title "Reverend," along with the nickname "Mountain Missionary." I ask him if I can look at the hymn book he uses in his work, and with heartfelt eagerness, he gives me a well-worn volume titled "Waves of Glory." I sit down and jot down a few of the promises it offers to hungry wage-slaves:

 O, there's a plenty, O, there's a plenty,
  There's a plenty in my Father's bank above!

 Riches in glory, riches in glory,
  Royal supply our wants exceed!

 Feasting, I'm feasting,
  I'm feasting with my Lord!

 Beautiful robes, beautiful robes,
  Beautiful robes we then shall wear!

 Jerusalem the golden,
  With milk and honey blest!

 Yes, I'll meet you in the city of the New Jerusalem,
  I'll be there, I'll be there!

 Blest Canaan land, bright Canaan land,
  I love to be in Canaan land!

 Oh, Beulah land, sweet Beulah land,
  As on the highest mount I stand,
  I look away across the sea,
  Where mansions are prepared for me!

 In the sweet bye and bye
  We shall meet on that beautiful shore—
O, there’s a lot, O, there’s a lot,  
There’s a lot in my Father’s bank above!  

Riches in glory, riches in glory,  
Royal supply exceeds our needs!  

Feasting, I’m feasting,  
I’m feasting with my Lord!  

Beautiful robes, beautiful robes,  
Beautiful robes we’ll wear!  

Jerusalem the golden,  
With milk and honey blessed!  

Yes, I’ll meet you in the city of the New Jerusalem,  
I’ll be there, I’ll be there!  

Blessed Canaan land, bright Canaan land,  
I love being in Canaan land!  

Oh, Beulah land, sweet Beulah land,  
As I stand on the highest mountain,  
I look across the sea,  
Where mansions are prepared for me!  

In the sweet bye and bye  
We shall meet on that beautiful shore—

I stopped there, being reminded of Joe Hill, poet of the I. W. W. who was hanged three or four years ago in Utah, and who used this tune in his little red book of revolutionary chants:

I stopped there, reminded of Joe Hill, the poet of the I.W.W. who was hanged about three or four years ago in Utah, and who used this tune in his little red book of revolutionary songs:

 You will eat, bye and bye,
  In the glorious land above the sky;
  Work and pray, live on hay,
  You'll get pie in the sky when you die!
You will eat, eventually,  
In the wonderful land above the sky;  
Work and pray, live on hay,  
You'll get pie in the sky when you die!




Captivating Ideals

In one of the writer's earlier novels, "Prince Hagen", the hero is a Nibelung out of Wagner's "Rheingold", who leaves his diggings in the bowels of the earth, and comes up to look into our superior civilization. The thing that impresses him most is what he calls "the immortality idea". The person who got that up was a world-genius, he exclaims. "If you can once get a man to believing in immortality, there is no more left for you to desire; you can take everything he owns—you can skin him alive if it pleases you—and he will bear it all with perfect good humor."

In one of the writer's earlier novels, "Prince Hagen," the hero is a Nibelung from Wagner's "Rheingold," who leaves his underground lair to check out our superior civilization. What strikes him the most is what he calls "the immortality idea." He exclaims that the person who came up with that was a world-genius. "If you can get a person to believe in immortality, there's nothing more you could want; you can take everything they own—you could even skin them alive if it makes you happy—and they’ll take it all with perfect patience."

And is that merely the spiritual deficiency of a Nibelung—or the effort of a young author to be smart? Would you like to hear that view of the most vital of Christian doctrines set forth in the language of scholarship and culture? Would you like to know how an ecclesiastical authority, equipped with every tool of modern learning, would set about voicing the idea that the function of the teaching of Heaven is to chloroform the poor, so that the rich may continue to rob them in security?

And is that just the spiritual shortcoming of a Nibelung—or the attempt of a young writer to sound clever? Would you want to hear that perspective on the most important Christian beliefs explained in a scholarly and cultured way? Would you like to know how a church authority, armed with all the tools of modern knowledge, would express the idea that the purpose of divine teaching is to sedate the poor, so the wealthy can keep robbing them safely?

Here under my hand is a volume in the newest dress of scholarship, dated 1912, and written by Professor Georges Chatterton-Hill, of the University of Geneva. Its title is "The Sociological Value of Christianity", and from cover to cover it is a warning to the rich of the danger they run in giving up their religion and ceasing to support its priests. It explains how "the genius of Christianity has succeeded in making the individual suffering, the individual sacrifices, which are indispensible for the welfare of the collectivity, appear as indispensible for the individual welfare." The learned professor makes plain just what he means by "individual suffering, individual sacrifices"; he means all the horrors of capitalism; and the advantage of Christianity is that it makes you think that by submitting to these horrors, you are profiting your own soul. "By making individual salvation depend on the acceptance of suffering, on the voluntary sacrifice of egotistical interests, Christianity adapts the individual to society". And this, as the professor explains, is not an easy thing to do, in a world in which so many people are thinking for themselves. "The only means of causing the rationalized individual to consent to the sacrifice...... is to captivate him with a sufficiently powerful idea!" And the professor shows how beautifully Jesus can be used for this purpose. "Jesus, the so-called humanitarian, never ceased to insist on the necessity of suffering, the desirableness of suffering—of that suffering which a weak and sickly humanitarianism would fain suppress if it could."

Here in my hands is a book in the latest scholarly style, published in 1912, and written by Professor Georges Chatterton-Hill from the University of Geneva. It's titled "The Sociological Value of Christianity," and it serves as a warning to the wealthy about the risks of abandoning their faith and stopping their support for its clergy. It discusses how "the essence of Christianity has managed to frame individual suffering and sacrifices, which are essential for the well-being of the community, as crucial for individual well-being." The learned professor clarifies what he means by "individual suffering, individual sacrifices"; he refers to all the horrors of capitalism. The advantage of Christianity is that it leads you to believe that by enduring these horrors, you are benefiting your own soul. "By tying individual salvation to the acceptance of suffering and the voluntary sacrifice of selfish interests, Christianity helps the individual adapt to society." And this, as the professor explains, is not an easy task in a world where so many people are thinking for themselves. "The only way to get the rational individual to agree to sacrifice... is to inspire them with a sufficiently powerful idea!" The professor illustrates how effectively Jesus can be utilized for this purpose. "Jesus, the so-called humanitarian, never stopped stressing the necessity and desirability of suffering—suffering that weak and feeble humanitarianism would love to eliminate if it could."

You get this, you "blanket-stiff", you "husky", or "wop", or whatever you are—you disinherited of the earth, you proletarians who have only your labor-power to sell, you weak and sickly ones who are condemned to elimination? There has come, let us say, a period of "overproduction"; you have raised too much food, and therefore you are starving, you have woven too much cloth, and therefore you are naked, you have finished the world for your masters, and it is time for you to move out of the way. As the sociologist from Geneva phrases it, "Your suppression imposes itself as an imperious necessity." And the function of the Christian religion is to make you enjoy the process, by "captivating you with a sufficiently powerful ideal"! The priest will fill your nostrils with incense, your eyes with candle-lights and images, your ears with sweet music and soothing words; and so you will perish without raising a finger! "Here," reflects the professor, "we see how magnificently the teaching of Jesus applies to all classes of society!"

You get this, you "blanket-stiff," you "husky," or "wop," or whatever you are—you disinherited of the earth, you laborers who have only your ability to work to sell, you weak and sickly ones who are doomed to disappear? There has come, let’s say, a time of "overproduction"; you’ve produced too much food, and therefore you’re starving, you’ve made too much fabric, and therefore you’re without clothes, you’ve completed the world for your bosses, and now it’s time for you to step aside. As the sociologist from Geneva puts it, "Your suppression is an unavoidable necessity." And the role of the Christian religion is to make you accept this, by "enticing you with a strong enough ideal"! The priest will fill your nose with incense, your eyes with candlelight and images, your ears with beautiful music and comforting words; and so you will suffer silently! "Here," the professor reflects, "we see how wonderfully the teachings of Jesus apply to all classes of society!"

Somebody has evidently put up to our Christian sociologist the embarrassing fact that so many of those who survive under the capitalist system are godless scoundrels. But do you think that troubles him? Not for long. Like all religious thinkers, he carries with his scholar's equipment a pair of metaphysical wings, wherewith at any moment he may soar into the empyrean, out of reach of vulgar materialists, like you and me. "Inequality signifies inequality of capacity," he explains; but the standard whereby we judge this capacity "cannot be the standard of the moral law."

Somebody has clearly confronted our Christian sociologist with the uncomfortable reality that many who thrive in the capitalist system are immoral individuals. But do you think that bothers him? Not for long. Like all religious thinkers, he comes equipped with a pair of metaphysical wings that allow him to elevate himself above ordinary materialists like you and me. "Inequality indicates inequality of ability," he explains, but the criteria we use to assess this ability "can't be based on the moral law."

The laws which govern the biological evolution of man are known, but those which govern his moral nature cannot be known; the moral nature appertains to the Absolute, and hence is not subject to the law of inequality!

The laws that guide human biological evolution are understood, but those that govern our moral nature are not known; moral nature relates to the Absolute, and therefore is not bound by the law of inequality!

As an exhibition of metaphysical wing-power, that is almost as wonderful as the flight of Cardinal Newman when confronted with the fact that his divinely guided church had burned men for teaching the Copernican view of the universe; that infallible popes had again and again condemned this heresy ex cathedra. Said the eloquent cardinal:

As a display of metaphysical power, it's almost as amazing as Cardinal Newman’s reaction when he faced the reality that his divinely guided church had executed people for promoting the Copernican view of the universe; that infallible popes had repeatedly condemned this heresy from the throne. The eloquent cardinal said:

Scripture says that the sun moves and the earth is stationary, and science that the earth moves and the sun is comparatively at rest. How can we determine which of these opposite statements is the very truth till we know what motion is?

Scripture states that the sun moves and the earth is still, while science claims that the earth moves and the sun is relatively at rest. How can we find out which of these conflicting statements is the truth until we understand what motion really is?





Spook Hunting

Do not imagine that it is only in Geneva that Christian professors realize this peril from the loss of faith. It is never far from the thoughts of any of them—for, of course, no man can look at the present system and not wonder how the poor stand it, and more especially why they stand it. There have been many thinking men who have given up the miracle-business quite cheerfully, but have stood appalled at the idea of letting the lower classes find out the truth. You note that idea continually in the writings of Professor Goldwin Smith, who was a free-thinker, but also a bourgeois publicist, with a deep sense of responsibility to the money-masters of the world. He was about as honest a man as the capitalist system can produce; he was the beau ideal of the New York "Evening Post", which indicates his point of view. He wrote:

Do not think that it's only in Geneva that Christian professors recognize this danger of losing faith. It's always on their minds—after all, no one can look at the current system without questioning how the poor manage to endure it, and especially why they continue to do so. Many thoughtful individuals have happily abandoned the idea of miracles, but are horrified by the prospect of letting the lower classes discover the truth. You can see this recurring theme in the writings of Professor Goldwin Smith, who was a free thinker but also a middle-class publicist, deeply aware of his responsibilities to the wealthy elite. He was as honest a person as the capitalist system allows; he was the ideal representative of the New York "Evening Post," which reflects his perspective. He wrote:

It can hardly be doubted that hope of compensation in a future state, for a short measure of happiness here, has materially helped to reconcile the less favored members of the community to the inequalities of the existing order of things.

It’s hard to deny that the hope for compensation in an afterlife, for a limited amount of happiness here, has significantly helped the less fortunate members of society accept the inequalities of the current system.

When I was a student in Columbia University, I took a course called "Practical Ethics", under a professor by the name of Hyslop. The course differed from most of the forty that I tried, in that it gave evidence that the professor was accustomed to read the morning paper. He had learned that American politics were rotten; his idea of "Practical Ethics" was to outline in elaborate detail a complete scheme of constitutional changes which would make it impossible for the "boss" to control the government. I think I must have been born with a charm against bourgeois thought, for the good professor never fooled me an instant; I remember I used to smile at the idea of how quickly the "boss" would brush through his constitutional cobwebs. The reforms required an elaborate campaign of publicity—and of course long before they could be put into practice, the politicians would be ready with devices to make them of no effect.

When I was a student at Columbia University, I took a class called "Practical Ethics," taught by a professor named Hyslop. This course was different from the forty others I took because it showed that the professor actually read the morning paper. He recognized that American politics were corrupt; his idea of "Practical Ethics" was to lay out in great detail a complete plan for constitutional changes that would prevent the "boss" from controlling the government. I think I must have been born with a knack for resisting mainstream ideas because the good professor never fooled me for a second; I remember smiling at how quickly the "boss" would sweep aside his constitutional illusions. The reforms needed a complex publicity campaign—and of course, long before they could be implemented, the politicians would have strategies to render them ineffective.

Soon after this, my ethical professor resigned and went to hunting spooks. I don't want to be unfair to him; I know that he is a determined and courageous man, and it seems possible that he may really have bagged some spooks. All I wish to point out here is the method he uses in seeking to persuade the heedless rich to support the spook-hunting industry. The very same argument as we got from the University of Geneva and the University of Toronto! Says our head spook-hunter:

Soon after this, my ethics professor quit and started hunting ghosts. I don't want to be unfair to him; I know he's a determined and brave man, and it's possible he's actually caught some ghosts. All I want to point out here is the method he uses to try to convince the oblivious wealthy to fund the ghost-hunting industry. It's the exact same argument we heard from the University of Geneva and the University of Toronto! Says our lead ghost-hunter:

There has been no belief that exercised so much power upon the poor as that in a future life. The politicians, men of the world, have known this so well as to postpone the day of political judgment by it for many years.

There has been no belief that has had such a strong influence on the poor as the belief in an afterlife. Politicians and worldly people have recognized this so well that they have delayed the day of political reckoning because of it for many years.

And again:

And again:

The Church, having lost all its battles with science, and having abandoned a strenuous intellectual defense of its fundamental beliefs, has lost its power over the poor and the laboring classes..... The spiritual ideal of life has gone out of the masses as well as the classes, and nothing is left but a venture on a struggle with wealth.

The Church, having lost all its fights with science and given up a strong intellectual defense of its core beliefs, has lost its influence over the poor and working classes. The spiritual ideal of life has faded from both the masses and the classes, leaving only a struggle for wealth.

And again, more menacingly yet:

And again, more threateningly:

The rich will learn in the dangers of a social revolution that the poor will not sacrifice both wealth and immortality.

The wealthy will discover in the threats of a social revolution that the poor will not give up both their wealth and their lives.

What is to be done about this? The question answers itself: Step up, ladies and gentlemen, and empty your purses into the Psychical Research hat! So that we may accumulate statistics as to the cost of milk and honey in Jerusalem the Golden!

What should we do about this? The answer is clear: Come on, everyone, and open your wallets for the Psychical Research fund! This way, we can gather data on the price of milk and honey in the Golden Jerusalem!

You read what I had to say about Bootstrap-lifters, and the Wholesale Pickpockets' Association making use of their incantations. You admired my ability to sling language, but not my taste; and you certainly did not think that I would back my rhetoric with facts. But what do these quotations mean, unless they mean what I have said? Are not these three professors men of culture? Are they not as "spiritual" as any men of learning you can find in our present-day society?

You read what I had to say about Bootstrap-lifters and the Wholesale Pickpockets' Association using their tricks. You liked my way with words but didn’t care for my taste, and you probably doubted that I would support my claims with evidence. But what do these quotes mean if they don't mean what I've stated? Aren't these three professors cultured people? Aren't they as "spiritual" as any educated individuals you can find in today's society?

And now stop for a moment and put yourself in the position of the young student of the working-class, who goes to these books and discovers that truth is not truth, but only a bait for a snare. Who discovers that professors of ethics, practical or impractical, are not interested in justice among men, but only in collecting funds for their specialty; that in order to get funds, they are willing to teach the rich how to paralyze the minds of the poor! Do you wonder that such young students conclude that bourgeois thinkers do not know what honesty is, but are prostitutes, retainers and lackeys, to be kicked out of the temple of truth?

And now take a moment to consider the young working-class student who picks up these books and realizes that truth isn’t really truth, but just bait for a trap. This student finds that ethics professors, whether practical or not, care more about getting funding for their work than about justice for people; that to secure funds, they’ll teach the wealthy how to dumb down the minds of the poor! Is it any surprise that these young students come to believe that capitalist thinkers have no idea what honesty means and are just sellouts, servants, and flunkies who should be thrown out of the temple of truth?





Running the Rapids

And now, can you form to yourselves a clear concept of what it means to society that practically all its moral teaching should be in the hands of men who are incapable of clean, straight thinking? That all the intellectual prestige of the Church should be lent to the support of vagueness, futility, and deliberate evasion? Here we are, all of us, caught in the most terrific social crisis of history; I search for a metaphor to picture our position, and I recall a canoe-trip in the wilds of Ontario, hundreds of miles down a long swift river. You sit in the bow of the canoe, your partner in the stern, watching ahead; and there comes a slide of smooth green water, and you go over it, and into a torrent of foaming white, which seizes you and rushes you along with the speed of a race-horse. With every sense alert, You watch for the rocks, and when you see one, you dip your paddle on one side or the other and with a quick motion draw the canoe clear of the danger. If by any chance you fail to do it, over you go, and your partner with you, and all your belongings go down-stream, and maybe you are sucked into a whirlpool, and not seen for several hours afterwards. Precisely like this is the voyage of life, for the whole of society and for every individual. The paddle which would save us from the rocks is experimental science; but in most of our canoes we put a man who has no paddle, but a Holy Book; and he casts up his eyes and murmurs words in ancient Greek and Hebrew, and now and then, when he sees an especially formidable obstruction—a war, or the gonococcus, or the I. W. W.—he casts a holy wafer upon the foaming torrent.

And now, can you picture what it means for society when almost all of its moral guidance is in the hands of people who can’t think clearly or logically? That the Church’s intellectual authority supports ambiguity, uselessness, and intentional avoidance? Here we are, all of us, caught in the biggest social crisis in history; I try to find a metaphor to describe our situation, and I remember a canoe trip in the wilderness of Ontario, hundreds of miles down a fast-flowing river. You’re sitting in the front of the canoe, your partner in the back, watching ahead; then you come across a slide of smooth green water, and you glide over it, plunging into a torrent of foaming white, which grabs you and sweeps you along as fast as a racehorse. With all your senses heightened, you look out for rocks, and when you spot one, you dip your paddle to one side or the other, quickly steering the canoe away from danger. If you somehow miss it, you and your partner go overboard, all your belongings get swept downstream, and you might get pulled into a whirlpool, disappearing for hours. This is exactly what the journey of life is like for all of society and for each individual. The paddle that could save us from the rocks is practical science; yet, in most of our canoes, we have someone without a paddle but with a Holy Book instead; he looks up and murmurs words in ancient Greek and Hebrew, and sometimes, when he sees a particularly daunting obstacle—a war, or gonorrhea, or the I.W.W.—he throws a holy wafer onto the raging water.

And mind you, it isn't as if I could save myself and you could save yourself; we are all in the same canoe, and we all go overboard together. You, perhaps, have a son who is drafted into the trenches in winter-time, and drowned in blood and mud, because in Europe the Catholic party supported militarism, and kept aristocratic criminals in control of states. Or you find yourself involved in a marital tragedy, and in order to free yourself from unendurable misery, you are obliged to go to law-courts dominated by the tradition of Paul, the Roman bureaucrat, who despised women, and regarded marriage as a means of gratifying an unclean animal desire. "It is better to marry than to burn," he said, with unmatchable brutality; and so of course those who think him a voice of God can form no conception of the dignity and grace of love, and if you want sound and wholesome sex-conventions, you will be as apt to find them among the Ashantees or the Kamchadals as among the followers of the Apostle to the Gentiles.

And just so you know, it’s not like I can save myself and you can save yourself; we’re all in the same boat, and we all go overboard together. You might have a son who gets drafted into the trenches during winter and gets killed in blood and mud because the Catholic party in Europe backed militarism and kept aristocratic criminals in control of the government. Or maybe you find yourself caught in a marital tragedy, and to escape unbearable misery, you have to go to courts that are under the influence of Paul, the Roman bureaucrat, who looked down on women and saw marriage as just a way to satisfy an animalistic desire. "It's better to marry than to burn," he said, with shocking cruelty; and so, of course, those who consider him a voice of God can't grasp the dignity and beauty of love, and if you’re looking for healthy and positive views on sex, you’ll be just as likely to find them among the Ashantees or the Kamchadals as among the followers of the Apostle to the Gentiles.

You go to a so-called "divorce-court," which is dominated by this Christian taboo, and exists for the purpose of barring you from a second chance at the gratification of your unclean animal desire. You are not permitted to tell your own story, for that would be "collusion;" you listen while your intimate friends recite the pitiful and shameful details of your domestic misfortune, under the cross-questioning of lawyers who have suppressed for the time whatever decent instincts they may possess, and follow blindly the details of a prescribed procedure, at the cost of all sincerity, humanity and truth. The next morning you find that the privacy guaranteed you by law has been taken from you by corrupt court officials, who have sold copies of the testimony to the newspapers, so that all the intimate details of where you slept and where your wife slept and what you saw your wife doing have been thrown out to journalistic jackals, who scream with glee as they rend the carcass of your dead love. And in the end, perhaps, you find that you have gone through this horror for nothing—the august court with its Roman Catholic judge throws out your petition, its suspicions having been excited by the fact that when you discovered your domestic tragedy, you sought to behave like a civilized person, with pity and self-restraint, instead of like a sultan in Turkey, or a basso in an Italian grand opera.

You go to this so-called "divorce court," which is shaped by a Christian taboo and is there to prevent you from getting another chance at satisfying your primal desires. You can’t tell your own story because that would be seen as "collusion;" instead, you listen while your close friends relay the sad and embarrassing details of your home life crisis, all while lawyers, who have temporarily set aside any decent instincts they might have, follow a strict procedure at the expense of honesty, compassion, and truth. The next morning, you discover that the privacy you were promised by law has been stripped away by corrupt court officials who sold copies of the testimonies to newspapers, exposing all the personal details of where you slept, where your wife slept, and what you witnessed her doing to sensationalist journalists who revel in tearing apart the remains of your lost love. In the end, you may realize that you went through this nightmare for nothing—the esteemed court with its Roman Catholic judge dismisses your petition, spurred by the fact that when you faced your domestic tragedy, you tried to act like a decent person with compassion and self-control, rather than like a sultan in Turkey or a bass in an Italian opera.





Birth Control

I assert that the control of our thinking on ethical questions by minds enslaved to tradition and priestcraft is an unmitigated curse to the race. The armory of science is full of weapons which might be used to slay the monsters of disease and vice—but these weapons are not allowed to be employed, sometimes not even to be mentioned. Consider the misery which is piling itself up in the slams of our great cities—-the degenerate, the defective, the insane, who are multiplying as never before in history. There exists a perfectly harmless and painless method of sterilizing the hopelessly unfit, so that they can not reproduce their hopeless unfitness; but religion objects to this operation, and so the law does not make use of this knowledge. There exists a simple, entirely harmless, and practically costless method of preventing conception, which would enable us to check the blind and futile fecundity of Nature, and to multiply as gods instead of as animals. Consider the festering mass of misery in the slums of our great cities; consider the millions of terrified, poverty-hounded women, bearing one half-nurtured infant after another, struggling desperately to feed and care for them, and seeing them drop into the grave as fast as they are born-until finally the mother, worn out with the Sisyphean labor, gives up and follows her misbegotten offspring. Consider how many women, in their agony and despair, make use of the methods of the primitive savage, to escape from Nature's curse of fecundity. Dr. Wm. J. Robinson has estimated that in the United States alone there are a million abortions every year; and consider that all this hideous mass of suffering—a bloody European war going on continually, unheeded by any newspaper correspondent—might be avoided by the use of a simple sterilizing formula, which we are not permitted to give! The Federation of Catholic Societies have placed a law upon the statute-books of the nation, and of all the states as well; the whole power of police and courts and jails is at the service of religious bigots, and a young girl is sent to prison and forcibly fed with a tube through the nose for telling poverty-ridden, slum-women how to keep from becoming pregnant!

I believe that letting outdated traditions and religious beliefs control our thoughts on ethical issues is a huge burden on society. Science has plenty of tools that could help eliminate the problems of disease and immorality, but these tools are often not allowed to be used—and sometimes not even talked about. Look at the suffering accumulating in the slums of our major cities—the degenerates, the defective, the mentally ill, who are increasing like never before in history. There is a perfectly safe and painless method to prevent those who are hopelessly unfit from reproducing, but religion opposes this procedure, so the law doesn’t use this knowledge. There is also a simple, completely harmless, and nearly cost-free method of preventing pregnancy that could help us control the aimless reproduction of Nature and allow us to multiply as if we were gods rather than mere animals. Think about the overwhelming misery in the slums of our big cities; think about the millions of terrified, impoverished women, having one half-nurtured baby after another, desperately trying to care for them, only to watch them die as quickly as they're born—until finally, the mother, exhausted from her endless struggle, gives up and follows her lost children. Consider how many women, in their pain and despair, resort to primitive methods to escape Nature's burden of reproduction. Dr. Wm. J. Robinson estimates that there are a million abortions each year in the United States alone; think about how this horrific suffering—a bloody war in Europe that continues without notice from any journalist—could be avoided with a simple sterilization formula that we aren't allowed to discuss! The Federation of Catholic Societies has passed laws that are now written into national and state statutes; the full power of police, courts, and prisons is in the hands of religious extremists, and a young girl is sent to prison and force-fed through a tube for telling impoverished women in slums how to avoid getting pregnant!

And go among the sleek, cynical men of the world, the judges and district attorneys, the commissioners of correction and doctors who perpetrated this infamy under a so-called "reform" administration in New York City—and what do you find? The first thing you find is that they themselves, one and all, practice birth-control with their wives or their mistresses. The second thing you find is that the statute-books are crowded with other laws which they make no pretense of enforcing; for example, the law which forbids the saloons to be open on Sunday—which law they take the liberty of understanding to mean that the saloons shall not have their front doors open on Sunday. You will find that they are not at all afraid of the religious taboos; they are afraid of the religious vote—and even more they are afraid of the campaign contributions of sweat-shop manufacturers and landlords, who cannot see what would become of prosperity if the women of the slums were to cease to breed. So once more we discover the wolf in sheep's clothing, the trader, making use of Tradition-worship; hiding behind the skirts of devout old maiden aunts and grandmothers, who repeat the instructions which God gave to Adam and Eve, "Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth." As if God were as blind as a Fifth Avenue preacher, and could see no difference between the Garden of Eden, full of all fruits that grow and all creatures that run and fly and swim, and a modern East Side tenement-room, with an oil stove and no windows and no water-closet, and the price of cabbage seven cents a pound!

And if you interact with the slick, cynical people of the world—judges, district attorneys, correction officials, and doctors who committed this disgrace under a so-called "reform" administration in New York City—what do you find? First, you discover that they all practice birth control with their wives or mistresses. Second, you'll see that the law books are filled with other regulations they don’t even pretend to enforce; for example, the law that prohibits saloons from being open on Sundays—which they interpret to mean that saloons can't have their front doors open on Sunday. They aren’t afraid of religious restrictions; they fear the religious vote—and even more, they fear the campaign donations from sweatshop owners and landlords, who worry about prosperity if women in the slums stop having children. So, once again, we uncover the wolf in sheep's clothing, the opportunist, exploiting tradition; hiding behind the skirts of pious aunts and grandmothers, who recite the commandment God gave to Adam and Eve, "Be fruitful and multiply and fill the earth." As if God were as blind as a preacher from Fifth Avenue and couldn’t see the difference between the Garden of Eden, overflowing with all kinds of fruits and creatures, and a modern East Side tenement with an oil stove, no windows, no bathroom, and cabbage costing seven cents a pound!





Sheep

There are more than a hundred thousand Protestant churches in America. They own more than a billion dollars' worth of property, and in the West and South they dominate the intellectual life of the country. I do not wish to be unfair in what I say of them. They are far more democratic than the Catholic Church; they fight valiantly against the liquor traffic and those forms of graft which are obvious, or directly derived from vice. There are among their clergy many men who are honestly seeking light, and trying to make their institutions a factor for progress. But they are caught in the spirit of Lutheran scholasticism, narrow and ignorant, dogmatic and jealous; and they cannot help it, because they are pledged by their creeds and foundations to Tradition-worship; they have to believe certain things because their ancestors believed them, they have to act in certain ways, because of certain facts which existed in the world three thousand years ago, but which now are known only to historians.

There are over a hundred thousand Protestant churches in America. They own more than a billion dollars in property, and in the West and South, they largely shape the country’s intellectual landscape. I don’t want to be unfair in my observations. They are much more democratic than the Catholic Church; they actively fight against the liquor trade and the obvious forms of corruption stemming from vice. Among their clergy are many who are genuinely searching for truth and aiming to make their institutions a force for progress. However, they are trapped in a mindset of Lutheran scholasticism, which is narrow and uninformed, dogmatic, and envious; they can’t help it because their creeds and foundations bind them to the worship of Tradition. They have to believe certain things because their ancestors did, and they have to act in certain ways because of events that occurred three thousand years ago, which are now known only to historians.

You are familiar with the habit of a herd of sheep to follow the example of their leader; if this leader leaps over a stick, all the rest will leap when they come to that spot, even though the stick may have been taken away in the meantime. The scientist explains this seeming-foolishness by the fact that sheep once lived in high mountains, and fled from their enemies in swiftly rushing herds; when the leader leaped across an abyss, the others had to leap, without waiting to see in the dust and confusion. Now there are no mountains and no enemies, but the sheep still jump. And in exactly the same way the tailor still sews buttons at the back of your dress-coat, because a couple of hundred years ago all gentlemen wore swords; in the same way our railroad builders make cars narrow and uncomfortable and liable to overturn, because a hundred years ago all cars were hauled by mules. In the same way the Orthodox Hebrew will eat no pork, in spite of the fact that the microscope affords him complete protection against disease; the orthodox Catholic will not eat meat on Friday, because he thinks Jesus was crucified on that day; the orthodox Anglican will not marry his deceased wife's sister, because of something he reads in Leviticus; the orthodox Baptist requires total immersion in a climate quite different from that of Palestine; the orthodox Methodist refuses to enjoy fresh air and exercise on the Sabbath.

You're familiar with how a flock of sheep follows their leader; if the leader jumps over a stick, all the others will jump when they reach that spot, even if the stick has been removed in the meantime. Scientists explain this seemingly foolish behavior by noting that sheep used to live in high mountains and would flee from predators in fast-moving herds; when the leader jumped across a ravine, the others had to jump too, without checking whether it was safe in the dust and chaos. Now there are no mountains and no predators, but the sheep still jump. Similarly, tailors still sew buttons on the back of your dress coat because a couple of hundred years ago, all gentlemen wore swords; just as our railroad builders make trains narrow and uncomfortable, prone to tipping over, because a hundred years ago, all trains were pulled by mules. In the same way, Orthodox Jews won’t eat pork, even though a microscope can easily protect them from disease; Orthodox Catholics won’t eat meat on Fridays, believing that’s the day Jesus was crucified; Orthodox Anglicans won’t marry their deceased wife’s sister, based on something in Leviticus; Orthodox Baptists require full immersion in water, even in climates very different from Palestine; and Orthodox Methodists will avoid fresh air and exercise on the Sabbath.

In ancient Judea, you see, the people lived an open-air life, tending sheep and working the fields; so it was an excellent thing for them to rest from labor one day of the week, and to gather in temples to hear the reading of the best literature of their time. But nowadays the city slave spends his week-days shut up in an office, poring over a ledger, or in a sweat-shop, chained to a sewing-machine. Obviously, therefore, the thing to do on the seventh day is to lure him into the open air, and persuade him to run and play. But do we do that, we human sheep? We write ancient Hebrew laws upon our modern statute-books, and if the city slave goes into a vacant lot and tries to play base-ball, we send a policeman and take him to jail, and next morning he is fined five dollars, and probably loses his job.

In ancient Judea, people lived outdoors, taking care of sheep and farming; it was important for them to take a break from work one day a week and come together in temples to hear the best literature of their time. But today, the city worker spends weekdays locked in an office, staring at ledgers, or stuck in a sweatshop, chained to a sewing machine. Clearly, what we should be doing on the seventh day is getting him outside, encouraging him to run and have fun. But do we do that as a society? Instead, we write ancient Hebrew laws into our modern legal codes, and if a city worker goes to an empty lot to play baseball, we send a cop to arrest him, and the next morning he gets a five-dollar fine and probably loses his job.

In the city where I live, a city supposed to be free and enlightened, but in reality heavily burdened with churches, there are tennis courts built and paid for out of public funds, my own included; yet I cannot use these tennis courts on Sunday, because of the ancient Hebrew taboo. My mail is not delivered to me, the swimming pool in the park is closed to me, the library is closed nearly all day. If I enquire about it, I am told that it is desirable that city employees should have one day's rest a week; but when I ask why it might not be possible to relay the employees, so that they might all have one, or even two days' rest a week, and still give the public their rights on Sunday, there is no answer. But I know the answer, having probed our politics of hypocrisy. There is a "church vote" at which all politicians tremble; there are clergymen, humanly jealous when their peculiar graft is threatened, and hoping that if the law enforces a general boredom, the public may be more disposed to endure the boredom of sermons.

In the city where I live, a place that's supposed to be free and enlightened, but is actually weighed down by churches, there are tennis courts built and funded by public money, including my own; yet I can't use these tennis courts on Sundays because of the old Hebrew taboo. My mail isn't delivered to me, the swimming pool in the park is off-limits to me, and the library is closed for most of the day. When I ask about this, I'm told that it's important for city employees to have one day of rest each week; but when I question why they can't rotate shifts so that everyone gets one or even two days off per week while still allowing the public their rights on Sundays, there’s no reply. But I know the answer, having looked into our hypocritical politics. There’s a “church vote” that makes all politicians nervous; there are clergymen, who are humanly protective of their interests when their special privileges are at risk, hoping that if the law enforces widespread boredom, the public might be more willing to tolerate the boredom of sermons.

In New York City the theaters are closed on Sunday; but moving pictures having come into being since the days of Puritan rule, the picture-shows are free to keep open. The law permits "sacred concerts"—which, under the benevolent sway of Tammany, has come to mean any sort of vaudeville; so what we have is a free rein to the imbecilities of "Mutt & Jeff" and the obscenities of Anna Held and Gaby Deslys—while we bar the greatest moralists of our times, such as Ibsen and Brieux.

In New York City, theaters are closed on Sundays, but since the rise of movies, the picture shows are allowed to stay open. The law permits "sacred concerts"—which, under the friendly management of Tammany, has turned into any kind of vaudeville; so what we get is a free pass to the foolishness of "Mutt & Jeff" and the provocativeness of Anna Held and Gaby Deslys—while we keep out the greatest moral thinkers of our time, like Ibsen and Brieux.

I speak with some crossness of this Sabbath taboo, because of an experience which once befell me. In the second decade of this century of enlightenment and progress, in our free American democracy, whose constitution proclaims religious toleration, and forbids the establishment by the state of any form of worship, I was made to serve a sentence of eighteen hours in the state prison of Delaware for playing a game of tennis on the Sabbath. I was duly arrested upon a warrant, duly sentenced by a magistrate, duly clad in a prison costume, duly set to work upon a stone-pile, duly locked up over night in a steel-barred cell full of vermin—in a building housing some five hundred wretches, black and white, thirty of them serving life-terms under circumstances which never permitted them a breath of fresh air nor a glimpse of the sunshine or the sky. They had no exercise court to their prison, and the inmates were not permitted to speak to one another, but ate their meals in dead silence, and walked back to their cells with folded arms, and had their only occupation working for a sweat-shop contractor; this on the outskirts of the capital city of Wilmington, with no less than ninety-one churches! The writer was informed that he would return to this institution regularly every week unless he abandoned his godless habit of playing tennis on a private club court on Sunday; he only escaped the painful punishment by making the discovery that at the Wilmington Country Club it was the custom of the leading officials of the city and state to play golf every Sunday, and by threatening to employ detectives and have these mighty ones arrested and sent to their own prison. Which shows again the importance of understanding the relationship of Superstition and Big Business!

I express some frustration about this Sabbath rule because of an experience I once had. In the second decade of this century of enlightenment and progress, in our free American democracy, which advocates for religious freedom and prevents the state from establishing any form of worship, I was sentenced to eighteen hours in a Delaware state prison for playing tennis on the Sabbath. I was arrested with a warrant, sentenced by a magistrate, put in a prison uniform, and assigned to work on a stone pile. I was locked up overnight in a steel-barred cell infested with vermin, alongside around five hundred other inmates, both black and white, thirty of whom were serving life sentences under conditions that denied them fresh air, sunlight, or even a view of the sky. There was no exercise area in the prison, and inmates weren’t allowed to talk to each other; they ate their meals in total silence and returned to their cells with their arms crossed, with their only work being for a sweat-shop contractor. This was on the outskirts of Wilmington, a city with no less than ninety-one churches! I was told that I would have to return to this institution every week unless I gave up my "godless" habit of playing tennis at a private club on Sundays; I only avoided further punishment by discovering that at the Wilmington Country Club, it was customary for the city's and state's top officials to play golf every Sunday. I threatened to hire detectives to have them arrested and sent to their own prison. This demonstrates once again the connection between Superstition and Big Business!





BOOK SIX — The Church of the Quacks

   They may talk as they please about what they call pelf,
    And how one ought never to think of one's self,
    And how pleasures of thought surpass eating and drinking—
  My pleasure of thought is the pleasure of thinking
        How pleasant it is to have money, heigh ho!
        How pleasant it is to have money.
                                   Clough.
   They can say whatever they want about what they call wealth,  
    And how one should never think about oneself,  
    And how the joy of thought is better than eating and drinking—  
  My joy of thought is the joy of thinking  
        How nice it is to have money, oh well!  
        How nice it is to have money.  
                                   Clough.  




Tabula Rasa

Nature has given us a virgin continent, a clean slate upon which to write what we will. And what are we writing? What is our intellectual life? I came to the far West, which I had been taught by novelists and poets to think of as a place of freedom. I came, because I like freedom; I am staying because I like the climate. I find that what freedom means in the West is the ability of ignorant and fanatical persons to start some new, fantastical quirk of scriptural interpretation, to build a new cult around it, and earn a living out of it.

Nature has given us a pristine continent, a blank canvas to create what we want. And what are we creating? What does our intellectual life look like? I arrived in the far West, which I had been led to believe by writers and poets was a place of freedom. I came because I value freedom; I’m staying because I enjoy the climate. I’ve discovered that, in the West, freedom means that uninformed and fanatical people can start some bizarre new interpretation of scripture, create a new cult around it, and make a living from it.

My first contact with that sort of thing was when I went to the Battle Creek Sanitarium to investigate hydrotherapy, and found myself in a nest of Seventh-day Adventists. Three generations or so ago some odd character hit upon the discovery that the Christian churches had let the devil snare them into resting on the first day of the week, whereas the Bible states distinctly that the Lord "rested on the seventh day". So here is a million dollar establishment, with a thousand or two patients and employees, and on Friday at sundown the silence of death settles upon the place, and stays settled until sundown of Saturday, when everything comes suddenly to life again, and there is a little celebration, like Easter or New Year's, with what I used to call "sterilized dancing"—the men pairing with men and the women with women.

My first experience with that kind of thing was when I visited the Battle Creek Sanitarium to look into hydrotherapy, and I found myself surrounded by Seventh-day Adventists. About three generations ago, someone came to the conclusion that Christian churches had been misled into observing rest on the first day of the week, while the Bible clearly says that the Lord "rested on the seventh day." So here’s a million-dollar facility, with a thousand or so patients and staff, and at sundown on Friday, a deep silence falls over the place, lasting until Saturday at sundown when everything suddenly comes back to life, and there’s a little celebration, similar to Easter or New Year's, with what I used to call "sterilized dancing"—men pairing up with men and women with women.

They are decent and kindly people, and you learn to put up with their eccentricities; it is really convenient in some ways, because, as not all the city shares their delusions, there are some stores open every day of the week. But then you discover that the Sanitarium is training "medical missionaries" to send to Africa, and is teaching these supposed-to-be-scientists that evolution is a doctrine of the devil, and not proven anyhow!

They are good and friendly people, and you get used to their quirks; it's actually convenient in some ways, because not everyone in the city shares their beliefs, so there are some stores open every day of the week. But then you find out that the Sanitarium is training "medical missionaries" to send to Africa, and it's teaching these so-called scientists that evolution is a doctrine of the devil and hasn't been proven at all!

You get the shrewd little doctor who is running this establishment alone in his office, and he will smile and admit that of course it is not necessary to take all Bible phrases literally; but you know how it is—there are different levels of intelligence, and so on. Yes, I know how it is. You have an institution founded upon a certain dogma, and run by means of that dogma, and it is hard to change without smashing things. It is especially convenient when servants and nurses have a religious upbringing, and do not steal the pocket-books of the patients. People will come from all over the country, and pay high prices to stay in such a sanitarium; you can make vegetarians of them, which you think more important than teaching abstract notions about their being descended from monkeys. Also you can manufacture vegetarian foods for them, and build up an enormous business—so obtaining that Power which is the thing desired of men.

You meet the clever little doctor running this place on his own in his office, and he’ll smile and agree that it’s not necessary to take all Bible phrases literally; but you know how it is—different people have different levels of intelligence, and so on. Yeah, I get it. You have an institution built on a specific belief and managed according to that belief, and it’s tough to change things without causing disruption. It’s especially handy when staff and nurses have a religious background and don’t steal patients’ wallets. People will come from all over the country and pay high prices to stay in a sanitarium like this; you can turn them into vegetarians, which you think is more important than teaching them abstract ideas about being descended from monkeys. Plus, you can produce vegetarian food for them and create a massive business—thus gaining the power that people desire.

This is but one illustration of a sort of thing of which I could cite a hundred. The city in which I live is headquarters of another sect, the "Pentecostal Church of the Nazarene"; primitive Methodists, Bible-worshippers not content with the King James version, but going back to the Sinaitic MS. They have a "University", located in one of the most beautiful spots that Nature ever made; an institution with seventy-five students. A couple of years ago I happened to meet the "president," who was a preacher with grease on the ample expanse of his black broadcloth waistcoat, and a speech full of the commonest grammatical errors, such as "you was" and "I seen". The past year witnessed a split, and the founding of a brand new church and "University"—because one of the preachers insisted upon preaching so much that the students got no chance to study; also because he sent home a rich man's daughter whose shirt-waists revealed too much of her fleshly nature.

This is just one example of many I could mention. The city I live in is the headquarters of another group, the "Pentecostal Church of the Nazarene"; primitive Methodists, Bible enthusiasts who aren't satisfied with the King James version and instead refer back to the Sinaitic manuscript. They have a "University," situated in one of the most beautiful places Nature has ever created, with seventy-five students enrolled. A couple of years ago, I met the "president," who was a preacher wearing a shiny black suit with grease on his waistcoat, and his speech was filled with basic grammatical mistakes like "you was" and "I seen." Last year, there was a split, leading to the creation of a brand new church and "University"—because one of the preachers preached so much that the students didn’t have time to study; also because he sent home a wealthy man's daughter whose blouses showed too much of her figure.

And there is an even stranger phenomenon in the locality, taking you back to the Libyan desert and the time of Thais. A lady friend of mine, generously blessed with this world's goods, asks me have I seen the hermit. "Hermit?" I say, and she replies, "Didn't you know there was a hermit? He lives on a mountain, in a cave, and never has anything to do with the world. He has no books; he contemplates spiritually." I picture my friend with her large limousine, a rolling palace full of ladies, drawing up at the door of this hermit's cave. "He received you?" I ask. "Yes, he was quite polite." "And what was your impression of him?" "Oh, how he stank!" I answer that this is the odor of sanctity, and my friend thinks that I am enormously witty; I have to explain to her that I am not jesting, but that there are definite physiological phenomena incidental to the ecstatic life.

And there's an even stranger thing going on in the area that takes you back to the Libyan desert and the time of Thais. A wealthy friend of mine asks if I've seen the hermit. "Hermit?" I reply, and she says, "Didn't you know there was a hermit? He lives on a mountain, in a cave, and never engages with the world. He doesn't have any books; he focuses on spiritual contemplation." I imagine my friend with her big limousine, a moving palace full of ladies, pulling up to the hermit's cave. "He welcomed you?" I ask. "Yeah, he was really polite." "And what did you think of him?" "Oh, he smelled awful!" I say that's the scent of holiness, and my friend thinks I'm being hilarious; I have to explain to her that I'm not joking, but that there are specific physiological reactions associated with an ecstatic life.





The Book of Mormon

Or let us take a trip to Salt Lake City, the headquarters of a still stranger cult.

Or let's take a trip to Salt Lake City, the headquarters of an even stranger cult.

On the morning of the 22nd of September, 1827, the Angel of the Lord delivered unto Joseph Smith, Jr., an ignorant farmer-youth in a "backwoods" part of New York State, some plates which had "the appearance of gold". As we know from the scriptures, it is the habit of the Angel of the Lord to appear in unexpected places and to make miraculous revelations to men in humble walks of life; so, as devout believers, we hold ourselves in readiness. In this case the plates were written in "reformed Egyptian"; but the Angel thoughtfully provided Joseph Smith, Jr., with Urim and Thummim, two magic stones with which to read the records. They proved to deal with a mystery which has haunted the minds of Bible students for centuries—the fate of the "lost ten tribes of Israel", who were now revealed to have been the ancestors of the American Indians. The Angel told Smith to found a new religion, and gave him prophecies concerning things in general; so, on the 6th of April, 1830, in the town of Manchester, N. Y., there was formally launched the "Church of the Latter Day Saints." Smith turned over to his followers his translation of the miraculous plates, called "The Book of Mormon"; obviously genuine, for it read precisely like the books which we already know are the revealed word of God. But, on chance that this might not be sufficient, we were offered in the preface two documents, the "Testimony of Three Witnesses", and the "Further Testimony of Eight Witnesses". The latter being the shorter, may be quoted:

On the morning of September 22, 1827, the Angel of the Lord gave Joseph Smith, Jr., a young farmer from a rural area in New York, some plates that looked like gold. As we know from the scriptures, the Angel of the Lord tends to show up in unexpected places and reveal miraculous truths to ordinary people; so, as faithful believers, we're always prepared. In this case, the plates were written in "reformed Egyptian," but the Angel kindly provided Joseph Smith, Jr., with Urim and Thummim, two magical stones that helped him read the records. They dealt with a mystery that has puzzled Bible scholars for centuries—the fate of the "lost ten tribes of Israel," who were revealed to be the ancestors of the American Indians. The Angel instructed Smith to start a new religion and shared prophecies about various things; so, on April 6, 1830, in Manchester, NY, the "Church of the Latter Day Saints" was officially established. Smith shared his translation of the miraculous plates, called "The Book of Mormon"; it seemed genuine since it read just like the scriptures we already know are the revealed word of God. However, just in case that wasn't enough, we were provided in the preface with two documents, the "Testimony of Three Witnesses" and the "Further Testimony of Eight Witnesses." The latter, being the shorter, may be quoted:

Be it known unto all nations, kindreds, tongues and people, unto whom this work shall come: That Joseph Smith Jr., the translator of this work, has shewn unto us the plates of which hath been spoken, which have the appearance of gold; and as many of the leaves as the said Smith hath translated, we did handle with our hands; and we also saw the engravings there-on, all of which has the appearance of ancient work and of curious workmanship. And this we bear record with words of soberness, that the said Smith has shewn unto us, for we have seen and hefted, and know of a surety that the said Smith hath got the plates of which we have spoken. And we give our names unto the world, to witness that which we have seen, and we lie not, God bearing witness of it.

Let it be known to all nations, races, languages, and people who receive this work: Joseph Smith Jr., the translator of this work, has shown us the plates that have been mentioned, which look like they are made of gold; and we handled as many of the leaves as he translated. We also saw the engravings on them, all of which appear to be ancient and intricately made. We bear witness to this with sincere words, that Smith has shown us these things, for we have seen, lifted, and know for certain that he has the plates we've talked about. We share our names with the world to testify to what we have seen, and we do not lie, with God as our witness.

  Christian Whitmer
  Jacob Whitmer
  Peter Whitmer, Jr.
  John Whitmer
  Hiram Page
  Joseph Smith, Sr.
  Hyrum Smith
  Saml. H. Smith
  Christian Whitmer  
  Jacob Whitmer  
  Peter Whitmer, Jr.  
  John Whitmer  
  Hiram Page  
  Joseph Smith, Sr.  
  Hyrum Smith  
  Saml. H. Smith  

The subsequent career of the Church of the Latter Day Saints bore out the Angel's prophesies and proved conclusively its divine origin; it was persecuted as the saints of old were persecuted, and its followers proceeded to massacre the nearby unbelieving populations, just as the divinely guided Hebrews had done. Driven from place to place, they built at Nauvoo, Ill., a beautiful temple, according to plans revealed in a vision, exactly like Solomon. Finally they settled in Utah, where they have a magnificent marble tabernacle, and some 300,000 followers. The United States government, not being entirely Biblical, objected to their practice of allowing the patriarchs of the tribe to have as many wives as they could support; the government confiscated the church's property, and forced it to conceal the practice of polygamy, as is done by elderly church members in other parts of the country. Recently the head of the church, who bears the title of "Prophet, Seer and Revelator", was persuaded to permit an examination of one of its secret plates, the "Book of Abraham", by egyptologists, who found that it was ordinary Egyptian hieroglyphics, not "reformed", but containing prayers to the sun-god. But this will of course make no difference to the devout followers of Joseph—any more than it has made to devout Catholics and Episcopalians that German scholars have proven that the Bible legends and ritual have come from the Babylonians, and that the four gospels date from the second and third centuries after Christ.

The later history of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints confirmed the Angel's prophecies and strongly indicated its divine origin; it faced persecution like the saints of old, and its followers went on to kill nearby nonbelievers, just as the divinely guided Hebrews had done. Forced to move from place to place, they built a beautiful temple in Nauvoo, Illinois, following plans revealed in a vision, similar to Solomon's. Eventually, they settled in Utah, where they have a stunning marble tabernacle and around 300,000 members. The U.S. government, not completely aligned with Biblical principles, objected to their practice of allowing tribe patriarchs to have as many wives as they could support; the government seized the church's property and pressured it to hide the practice of polygamy, as older church members do in other parts of the country. Recently, the church leader, known as the "Prophet, Seer and Revelator," was convinced to allow an examination of one of its secret plates, the "Book of Abraham," by Egyptologists, who found it to be ordinary Egyptian hieroglyphics, not "reformed," but containing prayers to the sun-god. However, this will undoubtedly make no difference to the devoted followers of Joseph—any more than it has to devoted Catholics and Episcopalians, despite German scholars proving that the Bible's legends and rituals originated with the Babylonians and that the four gospels were written in the second and third centuries after Christ.





Holy Rolling

All over America you will find these weird Bible-cults, some of them pathetic, some of them dangerous, some of them merely grotesque. Thus, for example, there was John Alexander Dowie, who founded the "Christian Catholic Church in Zion" and dressed himself up in scarlet and purple robes with stars on. Through his Zion City Bank and Zion City Realty Company he became enormously wealthy; he finally announced himself as "Elijah the Restorer." I remember as a boy how he brought his gospel to New York, and P. T. Barnum with Tom Thumb and the white elephant never made such a sensation. The ridicule of the metropolis overwhelmed the old prophet, and he died and passed on his robes and his tabernacle and his bank to his son; straightway, according to the rule of all religions, the followers fell to quarrelling and splitting up, and suing one another in the law-courts.

All over America, you'll find these strange Bible cults—some are sad, some are dangerous, and some are just bizarre. For instance, there was John Alexander Dowie, who established the "Christian Catholic Church in Zion" and dressed in red and purple robes adorned with stars. Through his Zion City Bank and Zion City Realty Company, he became incredibly wealthy; he eventually declared himself "Elijah the Restorer." I remember when he brought his message to New York, and P. T. Barnum with Tom Thumb and the white elephant never created such a stir. The mockery of the city overwhelmed the old prophet, and he died, passing his robes, tabernacle, and bank to his son. Immediately, following the pattern of all religions, the followers began to argue, break apart, and sue each other in court.

Also there are the "Holy Rollers" and "Holy Jumpers", ghastly sects which cultivate the religious hysterias, and have spread like a plague among the women of our lonely prairie farms and desert ranches. The "Holy Rollers", who call themselves the "Apostolic Church", have a meeting place here in Pasadena, and any Sunday evening at nine o'clock you may see the Spirit of the Lord taking possession of the worshippers, causing moans and shrieks and convulsions; you may see a woman holding her hands aloft for seventeen minutes by the watch, making chattering sounds like an ape. This is called "talking in tongues" and is a sign of the presence of the Holy Spirit. If you come back at eleven in the evening, you will find the entire congregation, men and women, prostrate on the floor, or hanging over the benches; and maybe a child moaning in terror, having a devil cast out.

Also, there are the "Holy Rollers" and "Holy Jumpers," disturbing groups that encourage religious hysteria, spreading like a plague among the women of our isolated prairie farms and desert ranches. The "Holy Rollers," who call themselves the "Apostolic Church," have a meeting place here in Pasadena, and any Sunday evening at nine o'clock, you might witness the Spirit of the Lord taking hold of the worshippers, resulting in moans, shrieks, and convulsions; you might see a woman raising her hands for seventeen minutes, making sounds like a monkey. This is called "talking in tongues" and is considered a sign of the Holy Spirit's presence. If you return at eleven in the evening, you'll find the entire congregation, men and women, lying on the floor or draped over the benches; and perhaps a child sobbing in fear as a devil is cast out.

You may be interested, perhaps, to know how to throw yourself into these convulsions. Here is a paper called "Trust", which is "published Monthly (D. V.) in the interests of Elim Faith Work and Bible Training School." Elizabeth Sisson writes on "The Pentecostal Baptism", and tells the story of her experiences. She "camped on the Word of God," she declares.

You might be curious to learn how to immerse yourself in these experiences. Here’s a paper called "Trust," which is "published Monthly (D. V.) in the interests of Elim Faith Work and Bible Training School." Elizabeth Sisson writes about "The Pentecostal Baptism" and shares her personal experiences. She says she "camped on the Word of God."

I went up to Calgary in Canada, and the leader of the mission told me, "You can go down to the mission and stay there all day. There is plenty of wood, and you can stay there all night." I went down, and there was plenty of "let go" in me. I cried, and prayed all I knew, and got wonderfully loosed.....

I went up to Calgary in Canada, and the leader of the mission told me, "You can go down to the mission and stay there all day. There's plenty of wood, and you can stay there all night." I went down, and I felt really free. I cried and prayed as best I could, and I felt incredibly released.....

Then the Lord said to me, "Now, no more praying!" God told me it was mine. What was there left for me to pray about. He spoiled my praying and I took up praising. I praised God that He who worked in the Upper Room was working the same in me. I praised, and I praised, and I praised. The devil said to me, "That's mechanical." I said, "I'll praise You Lord, and if You want real praise, You'll have to put the wind in the sails."

Then the Lord said to me, "Enough with the praying!" God told me it was mine. What was left for me to pray about? He messed with my praying, so I started praising instead. I praised God that He who worked in the Upper Room was doing the same in me. I praised, and I praised, and I praised. The devil said to me, "That's just mechanical." I replied, "I'll praise You, Lord, and if You want real praise, You'll have to put the wind in my sails."

That's the way I came through. One morning I was just getting out of bed, "this gibberish, this jargon" as the enemy likes to call it, began to come. The Lord said, "Let it babble!" I let. The babble increased, and by night I was up to my neck. I let. I still let. That's all. Someone else does the work, and it does not tire you.

That's how I made it through. One morning, as I was getting out of bed, "this nonsense, this jargon," as the enemy likes to call it, started to flow. The Lord said, "Let it flow!" So I did. The flow increased, and by night, I was overwhelmed. I allowed it. I still allow it. That’s all. Someone else does the work, and it doesn’t wear you out.

And here is another paper. "Meat in Due Season: published monthly, or as often as the Lord leads." The editor quotes the Bible, "Call upon the name of the Lord," and explains that "Call means call." The word appears to have a special meaning to these pentecostal persons—it means working yourself into a frenzy of agitation; as the editor puts it, "you must lay hold of the horns of the altar." He goes on to exhort—the bold face being his:

And here’s another article. "Meat in Due Season: published monthly, or as often as the Lord inspires." The editor quotes the Bible, "Call upon the name of the Lord," and clarifies that "Call means call." The word seems to have a unique significance to these Pentecostal individuals—it means getting worked up into a frenzy; as the editor puts it, "you must grab hold of the horns of the altar." He continues to urge—the bold text is his:

Pray as if your very life depended upon it! The first few minutes seemingly all the powers of hell will contend every word, the next few, relief in a measure will come, more liberty in calling. In a very little while you will be dead to the room, dead to the chair, dead to everyone around you, dead to all and tremendously alive to your desperate need and emptyness; this conviction will grow as you increase calling upon Him. It maybe you'll weep, it maybe you'll perspire, it maybe your clothing will be deranged, it, maybe your throat will get sore. Never for a moment let your mind rest on the condition of your person. Open your mouth and God has promised to fill it. Ask persistently until the very floor seems to sink beneath you and the fountains of the deep, of your heart let loose. Like David, "pour out your soul" like one would pour water out of a bucket. I have seen hundreds get through right at this point. When self-thought, reticence, decorum, reserve, propriety and dignity had all been thrown to the four winds of heaven. Self was then obliterated and consciousness of person gone. Draw near to God and He will draw near to you saith the scripture, but you must draw near to Him first.

Pray as if your life depended on it! In the first few minutes, it may feel like all the forces of hell are resisting every word you say. After a bit, you’ll find some relief and more freedom in your prayer. Soon enough, you'll become oblivious to the room, the chair, and everyone around you; you'll be intensely aware of your desperate need and emptiness. This realization will grow as you keep reaching out to Him. You might cry, you might sweat, your clothes might get messy, and your throat could become sore. Don’t let your mind focus on how you look for even a moment. Open your mouth, and God has promised to fill it. Keep asking persistently until it feels like the ground is caving beneath you and the depths of your heart unleash. Like David, "pour out your soul" as you would pour water from a bucket. I've seen hundreds breakthrough at this moment, when self-consciousness, hesitation, decorum, restraint, propriety, and dignity were all tossed aside. In that moment, self is forgotten, and awareness of your own person fades away. Draw near to God, and He will draw near to you, as the scripture says, but you must take the first step toward Him.

These enthusiasts derive their practices from the Shakers, a sect which originated in England, but was driven by persecution to the New World. The Shakers call themselves the "United Society of True Believers in Christ's Second Coming," and were founded by Ann Lee, who, variously termed herself the "Female Christ", the "Holy Comforter", and the "God-anointed Woman". They might be termed the suffragettes of religion, for they pray always to "Our Father and Mother, which are in heaven." They were taught the convenient doctrine that their Founder had "spiritual illumination", so that any evidence of the senses used against her might deceive. She governed through terror, holding that by her mental powers she could inflict torment upon any of her followers. Fortunately she taught absolute celibacy, and so there are now only about a thousand of her disciples.

These enthusiasts base their practices on the Shakers, a group that started in England but fled to the New World due to persecution. The Shakers refer to themselves as the "United Society of True Believers in Christ's Second Coming," and they were founded by Ann Lee, who called herself the "Female Christ," the "Holy Comforter," and the "God-anointed Woman." They might be seen as the suffragettes of religion, as they always pray to "Our Father and Mother, who are in heaven." They were taught the convenient belief that their Founder had "spiritual illumination," meaning any sensory evidence against her could be misleading. She ruled through fear, claiming her mental powers could cause suffering to any of her followers. Luckily, she advocated for absolute celibacy, so there are now only about a thousand of her disciples.





Bible Prophecy

This far western country swarms with those fanatics who await the return of Christ, and find in Bible chronology positive evidence that he is coming on a specified day. Seldom do I give a lecture on Socialism that some eager old lady does not come up to me and point out how futile are my hopes, because the Millenium will come before the Revolution. Several times I have come on an item in the newspapers, telling of a group of people, sometimes whole villages, selling their goods and going out into the fields to shout and sing and pray, expecting the vision of the Lord and His Angels in the skies. I have in my hand a pamphlet entitled "Shekineh: The Glory of God in Israel, Facts Mathematically Foretold, of the Soon Coming of Our Blessed Lord." It is earnestly, yearningly written, in that spirit of feeble-minded affectionateness which the Bible-sects seem to encourage:

This far western country is filled with fanatics who are waiting for Christ to return and believe that Bible timelines offer solid proof that he will come on a specific day. I rarely give a talk on Socialism without an eager older woman approaching me to emphasize how pointless my hopes are, because the Millennium will come before the Revolution. Several times I've seen articles in the newspapers about groups of people, sometimes entire villages, who sell their belongings and head out into the fields to shout, sing, and pray, anticipating a vision of the Lord and His Angels in the sky. I have in my hand a pamphlet titled "Shekineh: The Glory of God in Israel, Facts Mathematically Foretold, of the Soon Coming of Our Blessed Lord." It's written with deep longing and sincerity, reflecting the kind of sentimental affection that Bible sects seem to promote.

Now dear reader you see that these problems tell a wonderful story which I know are the Eternal Truths of God. Jesus is soon coming. I believe that from now on we can say, next week perhaps our blessed Lord will return. Yet the time may not end till the close of the A. M. year, which will be March 20th, 1897. But let us take up the sickle of God, etc. Oh, my Christian friends, live near the Blessed Christ, and gain eternal life through Jesus Our Lord!

Now, dear reader, you can see that these issues tell a remarkable story that I believe are the Eternal Truths of God. Jesus is coming soon. I think we can say that perhaps next week our blessed Lord will return. However, the end might not come until the end of the A. M. year, which will be March 20, 1897. But let’s take up the sickle of God, etc. Oh, my Christian friends, live close to the Blessed Christ and attain eternal life through Jesus, Our Lord!

In the public library I find another pamphlet, entitled "The Our Race," which proves that the "lost ten tribes of Israel" are not the American Indians, but the Irish! And here is a publication of the "Watch Tower Bible and Tract Society," declaring:

In the public library, I come across another pamphlet called "The Our Race," which claims that the "lost ten tribes of Israel" are not the American Indians but the Irish! And here’s a publication from the "Watch Tower Bible and Tract Society" stating:

The great pyramid in Egypt is a witness to all the events of the ages and of our day. The pyramid's downward passage under "a Draconis" symbolizes the course of Sin. Its first ascending passage symbolizes the Jewish Age. Its Grand Gallery symbolizes the Gospel Age. Its upper step symbolizes the approaching period of tribulation and anarchy, "Judgment" upon Christendom.

The great pyramid in Egypt stands as a testament to all the events of the ages and our time. The pyramid's downward passage under "a Draconis" represents the path of Sin. Its first ascending passage represents the Jewish Age. Its Grand Gallery reflects the Gospel Age. Its upper step signifies the impending period of tribulation and chaos, "Judgment" upon Christendom.

It is a Sunday morning, and I sit in the California sunshine revising this manuscript, when a decorous-looking young man approaches, having a sack over his shoulder. "From the Bible-students," he says politely, and hands me a little paper, "The Bible Students' Monthly: an Independent, Unsectarian Religious Newspaper, Specially devoted to the Forwarding of the Laymen's Home Missionary Movement for the Glory of God and Good of Humanity." The leading article is headed "The Fall of Babylon: Ancient Babylon a Type—Mystic Babylon the Antitype: Why Christendom must Suffer—the Final Outcome." A note explains:

It’s a Sunday morning, and I’m sitting in the California sunshine revising this manuscript when a well-dressed young man approaches with a bag slung over his shoulder. “From the Bible students,” he says politely, and hands me a small piece of paper, “The Bible Students’ Monthly: an Independent, Unsectarian Religious Newspaper, Dedicated to Advancing the Laymen’s Home Missionary Movement for the Glory of God and the Good of Humanity.” The main article is titled “The Fall of Babylon: Ancient Babylon as a Type—Mystic Babylon the Antitype: Why Christendom must Suffer—the Final Outcome.” A note explains:

The following article is extracted from Pastor Russell's posthumous volume entitled "The Finished Mystery," the 7th in the series of his Studies in the Scriptures and published subsequent to his death. Pastor Russell held the distinction of being the most fearless and powerful writer of modern times on ecclesiastical subjects. In this posthumous volume, which is called "his last legacy to the Christians on earth," is found a thorough exposition of every verse in the entire book of Revelation and also an elucidation of the obscure prophecy of Ezekiel. The book contains 608 pages, handsomely bound in embossed cloth.

The following article is taken from Pastor Russell's posthumous book titled "The Finished Mystery," the 7th in his Studies in the Scriptures series, and published after his death. Pastor Russell was known as one of the most fearless and influential writers of modern times on church-related topics. This posthumous volume, referred to as "his last gift to Christians on earth," includes a comprehensive explanation of every verse in the book of Revelation as well as an interpretation of the difficult prophecy in Ezekiel. The book has 608 pages and is beautifully bound in embossed cloth.

Pastor Russell used to publish a two-column sermon in some hundreds of Sunday newspapers, together with a presentment of his features—solemn, stiff, white-whiskered, set off with a "choker" and a black broadcloth coat. There are five million such faces in America, but if you have an impulse to despair for your country, remember that it produced Mark Twain and Artemus Ward, as well as Pastor Russell and the Moody and Sankey hymn-book. I quote one passage from "The Finished Mystery", in order that the reader may know what it means to "hold the distinction of being the most fearless and powerful writer of modern times on ecclesiastical subjects." Pastor Russell does not approve of the Methodists, and he quotes twelve verses of Revelation, line by line and phrase by phrase, showing how the evil course and downfall of the Wesleyan system were divinely foretold. Thus:

Pastor Russell used to publish a two-column sermon in hundreds of Sunday newspapers, along with a photo of his features—serious, stiff, white-whiskered, dressed in a "choker" and a black broadcloth coat. There are five million faces like his in America, but if you're feeling despair about your country, remember that it also produced Mark Twain and Artemus Ward, alongside Pastor Russell and the Moody and Sankey hymn book. I’m quoting a passage from "The Finished Mystery" so that the reader can understand what it means to "hold the distinction of being the most fearless and powerful writer of modern times on ecclesiastical subjects." Pastor Russell doesn't support the Methodists, and he quotes twelve verses from Revelation, line by line and phrase by phrase, demonstrating how the evil path and decline of the Wesleyan system were divinely foretold. Thus:

"But that they should be tormented five months."—In symbolic time, 150 years—5 X 30 = 150. (Ezek. 4:6.) Wesley became the first Methodist in 1728. (Rev. 9:1.) When the Methodist denomination, with all the others, was cast off from favor in 1878 (Rev. 3:14) its powers to torment men by preaching what Presbyterians describe as "Conscious misery, eternal in duration" came to an end legally, and to a large extent actually—Rev. 9:10.

"But that they should be tormented for five months."—In symbolic time, that’s 150 years—5 X 30 = 150. (Ezek. 4:6.) Wesley became the first Methodist in 1728. (Rev. 9:1.) When the Methodist denomination, along with all the others, lost favor in 1878 (Rev. 3:14), its ability to torment people by preaching what Presbyterians call "Conscious misery, eternal in duration" came to an official end, and to a large extent, a real end—Rev. 9:10.

P. S. A few months pass, and while this book is going to press, "The Finished Mystery" is suppressed by the government and several score "Bible Students" are landed in jail for sedition.

P. S. A few months go by, and while this book is being published, "The Finished Mystery" is banned by the government and several dozen "Bible Students" are thrown in jail for sedition.





Koreshanity

Such are the beliefs built on the Bible. But there are other ancient writings with strange nomenclature and ritual and symbolism, calculated to impress the unlettered; also our prophets have imaginations of their own, and can invent nomenclature and ritual and symbolism never seen in heaven nor on earth before. Thus there is Dr. Newo Newi New, who called himself "Archbishop of the Newthot Church," and gathered about him a harem of devoted females in San Francisco, and was landed in jail for using the mails to defraud. Or there is "Oahspe, the Cosmic Bible," a work of brand-new revelation with a brand-new view of the universe and all things therein:

Such are the beliefs based on the Bible. But there are other ancient texts with odd names, rituals, and symbols designed to impress the uneducated; our prophets also have their own imaginations and can create names, rituals, and symbols that have never been seen in heaven or on earth. For example, there’s Dr. Newo Newi New, who called himself the "Archbishop of the Newthot Church" and gathered a group of devoted women in San Francisco before ending up in jail for using the mail to commit fraud. Or there’s "Oahspe, the Cosmic Bible," a work of new revelation that offers a fresh perspective on the universe and everything in it:

The reader soon discovers that he must radically revise not only his ideas of celestial Cosmogony, but the order and significance of names and titles commonly applied to the Transcendental Brethren. The great provinces of Etheria are presided over by chiefs, chosen for their superior development in wisdom and love. For our solar system to cross one of these provinces requires about 3,000 years, and between them are belts of high Etherian light which take several years to pass over. The passage of each province is a cycle of earthly history, and the crossings are called Dawns of Dan.

The reader quickly realizes that he needs to completely change not just his thoughts about celestial creation, but also the meaning and importance of names and titles usually given to the Transcendental Brethren. The major areas of Etheria are led by chiefs who are chosen for their advanced wisdom and compassion. For our solar system to move through one of these areas takes about 3,000 years, and between them are bands of bright Etherian light that take several years to cross. The journey through each area represents a cycle of earthly history, and these crossings are referred to as Dawns of Dan.

And here is Koreshanity, a revelation vouchsafed by the Lord to Dr. C. R. Teed of Chicago in the year 1889. This new seer took the name of Koresh, which is Hebrew for Cyrus, "the Shepherd from Joseph, the Stone of Israel, the Sun-Man; the illuminating center of the Son of man", and went out on the streets of the city to preach that the earth is a hollow sphere with the stars inside. The street urchins of the pork-packing metropolis threw stones at him, and the irreverent newspapers took up his adventures, with the result that followers gathered, and now there is a flourishing colony in Florida, with a dignified magazine called "The Flaming Sword", and a collection of propaganda volumes: "The Cellular Cosmogony, an Exposition of Koreshan Universology and the New Geodesy"; "The Immortal Manhood, the Laws and Processes of its Attainment in the Flesh"; "The Great Red Dragon, by Lord Chester"; "The Coming of the Shepherd from Joseph, The Standing of the Great Ensign, by Koresh." The "Religio-science" of this Chicago revelator is based, first upon some precise measurements of the earth which prove that its surface is concave; and second upon some philological discoveries very much resembling puns. Thus the "cross of Christ" is explained in a sense of the word more common among horse-breeders than among theologians:

And here is Koreshanity, a revelation given by the Lord to Dr. C. R. Teed of Chicago in 1889. This new visionary adopted the name Koresh, which is Hebrew for Cyrus, "the Shepherd from Joseph, the Stone of Israel, the Sun-Man; the illuminating center of the Son of man," and took to the streets of the city to preach that the earth is a hollow sphere with the stars inside. The street kids of the meatpacking city threw stones at him, and the irreverent newspapers shared his exploits, leading to a growing group of followers. Now, there’s a thriving community in Florida, complete with a respectable magazine called "The Flaming Sword," and a collection of books: "The Cellular Cosmogony, an Exposition of Koreshan Universology and the New Geodesy"; "The Immortal Manhood, the Laws and Processes of its Attainment in the Flesh"; "The Great Red Dragon, by Lord Chester"; "The Coming of the Shepherd from Joseph, The Standing of the Great Ensign, by Koresh." The "Religio-science" of this Chicago revelator is based, first on some precise measurements of the earth that claim its surface is concave; and second on some linguistic discoveries that resemble puns. Therefore, the "cross of Christ" is explained using a meaning of the word more familiar to horse-breeders than to theologians:

The highest characteristic of the alchemical law is the cross of Christ with sensual man. The cross means that the Lord God, in order to perpetuate his own being, descends into the race of sensuality.

The most important feature of the alchemical law is the cross of Christ with earthly man. The cross signifies that God, to sustain His existence, enters into the realm of human desire.

And again, when someone asks about meteors:

And again, when someone asks about meteors:

"The word Heaven means things heaved up, that is, heaved up from their material basis, the earth; thus, the meteors which fall to the earth are composed of metallic, mineral, and geological substances, being materialized or actually created in the atmosphere by an alchemico-organic process from zones or belts periodically open, which precipitate their contents in the form or shape of meteors."

"The word Heaven refers to things lifted up, meaning raised up from their physical foundation, the earth. Therefore, the meteors that fall to the earth are made up of metallic, mineral, and geological materials, formed or actually created in the atmosphere through an alchemically organic process from areas that periodically open up, releasing their contents in the form of meteors."

And perhaps I ought also to quote the "Indicia of Human Progress", by "Berthaldine, Matrona". I don't know what a "Matrona" is—unless it is a female matron. This female matron tells me that now is the "Time of Restitution", and explains that "the prolification of the human race has reached a fruition of the adultery of the truth and good of the Lord with the fallacies and evils of the mortal hells"..... We have come, it seems, to the "age of Pisces", which is "one of the greatest radical prolification"; and what we now need is the "power of polarization", so that we may join the "White Horse Army of the Most High", which is the organization of the "Aquarian age", proclaimed by Koresh on January 15th, 1891.

And maybe I should also mention the "Indicia of Human Progress," by "Berthaldine, Matrona." I’m not sure what a "Matrona" is—unless it’s a female matron. This female matron tells me that this is the "Time of Restitution," and explains that "the growth of the human race has reached a culmination of the blending of truth and goodness with the lies and evils of the human hells"..... We have apparently entered the "age of Pisces," which is "one of the greatest fundamental growths"; and what we need now is the "power of polarization," so that we can join the "White Horse Army of the Most High," which is the organization of the "Aquarian age," announced by Koresh on January 15th, 1891.





Mazdaznan

And here is another and even more startling revelation from Chicago, given to a seer by the name of Dr. Otoman Prince of Adusht Ha'nish, prophet of the Sun God, Prince of Peace, Manthra Magi of Temple El Katman, Kalantar of Zoroastrian Breathing and Envoy of Mazdaznan living, Viceroy-Elect and International Head of Master-Thot. If you had happened to live near the town of Mendota, Illinois, and had known the German grocer-boy named Otto Hanisch, you might at first have trouble in recognizing him through this transmogrification. I have traced his career in the files of the Chicago newspapers, and find him herding sheep, setting type, preaching prestidigitation, mesmerism, and fake spiritualism, joining the Mormon Church, then the "Christian Catholic Church in Zion", and then the cult of Brighouse, who claimed to be Christ returned. Finally he sets himself up in Chicago as a Persian Magi, teaching Yogi breathing exercises and occult sex-lore to the elegant society ladies of the pork-packing metropolis. The Sun God, worshipped for two score centuries in India, Egypt, Greece and Rome, has a new shrine on Lake Park Avenue, and the prophet gives tea-parties at which his disciples are fed on lilac-blossoms—"the white and pinkish for males, the blue-tinted for females". He wears a long flowing robe of pale grey cashmere, faced with white, and flexible white kid shoes, and he sells his lady adorers a book called "Inner Studies", price five dollars per volume, with information on such subjects as:

And here’s another even more surprising revelation from Chicago, shared by a seer named Dr. Otoman Prince of Adusht Ha'nish, prophet of the Sun God, Prince of Peace, Manthra Magi of Temple El Katman, Kalantar of Zoroastrian Breathing, and Envoy of Mazdaznan living, Viceroy-Elect, and International Head of Master-Thot. If you happened to live near the town of Mendota, Illinois, and knew the German grocer boy named Otto Hanisch, you might initially struggle to recognize him through this transformation. I’ve traced his journey in the files of the Chicago newspapers and found him herding sheep, setting type, preaching sleight of hand, mesmerism, and fake spiritualism, joining the Mormon Church, then the "Christian Catholic Church in Zion," and then the cult of Brighouse, who claimed to be the returned Christ. Eventually, he establishes himself in Chicago as a Persian Magi, teaching Yogi breathing exercises and occult sex knowledge to the fashionable society women of the pork-packing metropolis. The Sun God, worshipped for two score centuries in India, Egypt, Greece, and Rome, has a new shrine on Lake Park Avenue, and the prophet hosts tea parties where his disciples are served lilac blossoms—"the white and pinkish for males, the blue-tinted for females." He wears a long flowing robe of pale grey cashmere, trimmed with white, and flexible white kid shoes, and he sells his female admirers a book called "Inner Studies," priced at five dollars per volume, containing information on subjects such as:

The Immaculate Conception and its Repetition; The Secrets of Lovers Unveiled; Our Ideals and Soul Mates; Magnetic Attraction and Electric Mating.

The Immaculate Conception and its Repetition; The Secrets of Lovers Unveiled; Our Ideals and Soul Mates; Magnetic Attraction and Electric Mating.

A Grand Jury intervenes, and the Prophet goes to jail for six months; but that does not harm his cult, which now has a temple in Chicago, presided over by a lady called Kalantress and Evangelist; also a "Northern Stronghold" in Montreal, an "Embassy" in London, an "International Aryana" in Switzerland, and "Centers" all over America. At the moment of going to press, the prophet himself is in flight, pursued by a warrant charging him with improper conduct with a number of young boys in a Los Angeles hotel.

A Grand Jury steps in, and the Prophet ends up in jail for six months. However, this doesn’t hurt his following, which now has a temple in Chicago led by a woman named Kalantress and Evangelist. There’s also a "Northern Stronghold" in Montreal, an "Embassy" in London, an "International Aryana" in Switzerland, and "Centers" all over the U.S. As this article is being published, the prophet is on the run, facing a warrant for inappropriate conduct with several young boys in a Los Angeles hotel.

I have dipped into Ha'nish's revelations, which are a farrago of every kind of ancient mysticism—paper and binding from the Bible, illustrations from the Egyptian, names from the Zoroastrian, health rules from the Hindoos, laws from the Confucians—price ten dollars per volume. Would you like to discover your seventeen senses, to develop them according to the Gallama principle, and to share the "expansion of the magnetic circles"? Here is the way to do it:

I have looked into Ha'nish's revelations, which are a mix of all kinds of ancient mysticism—paper and binding from the Bible, illustrations from the Egyptians, names from Zoroastrians, health rules from Hindus, laws from Confucians—priced at ten dollars per volume. Do you want to discover your seventeen senses, develop them based on the Gallama principle, and share the "expansion of the magnetic circles"? Here’s how to do it:

Inhale through nostrils for four seconds, and upon one exhalation, speak slowly:

Inhale through your nose for four seconds, and then, with one exhale, speak slowly:

Open, O thou world-sustaining Sun, the entrance unto Truth hidden by the vase of dazzling light.

Open, O you world-sustaining Sun, the door to Truth hidden by the vase of dazzling light.

Again inhale for four seconds, and breathe out the following sentence upon one exhalation as before:

Again, take a deep breath in for four seconds, then exhale while saying the following sentence all at once, just like before:

Soften the radiation of Thy Illuminating Splendor, that I may behold Thy True Being.

Soften the brightness of Your Radiant Glory, so I can see Your True Self.

I have a clipping from a Los Angeles newspaper telling of the prophet's arriving there. He takes the front page with the captivating headline: "Women Didn't Think Till They Put On Corsets". The interview tells about his mysteriousness, his aloofness, his bird-like-diet, and his personal beauty. "Despite his seventy-three years, Ha'nish evidences no sign of age. His keen blue eyes showed no sign of wavering. There were no wrinkles on his face, and his walk was that of a man of forty." The humor of this becomes apparent when we mention that at Ha'nish's trial, three or four years ago, he was proven to be thirty-five years old!

I have a clipping from a Los Angeles newspaper about the prophet's arrival there. It’s front page news with the eye-catching headline: "Women Didn't Think Until They Wore Corsets." The interview talks about his mysterious nature, his distance, his unusual diet, and his good looks. "Even at seventy-three, Ha'nish shows no signs of aging. His sharp blue eyes reveal no hint of weakness. His face is wrinkle-free, and he walks like a man in his forties." The humor in this becomes clear when we mention that during Ha'nish's trial, three or four years ago, he was found to be only thirty-five years old!

Being thus warned as to the accuracy of American journalism, we shall not be taken in by the repeated statements that the Mazdaznan prophet is a millionaire. But there is no doubt that he is wealthy; and as all Americans wish to be wealthy, I will quote his formula of prosperity, his method of accomplishing what might be called the Individual Revolution:

Being warned about the accuracy of American journalism, we won’t be fooled by the constant claims that the Mazdaznan prophet is a millionaire. However, there’s no denying that he is wealthy; and since all Americans aspire to be rich, I’ll share his formula for success, his way of achieving what could be called the Individual Revolution:

When hungry and you do not know where to get your next piece of bread, do not despair. Thy Father, all-loving, has provided you with everything that will meet all cases of emergency. Place your teeth tightly together, with tongue pressing against the lower teeth and lips parted. Breathe in, close lips immediately, exhaling through the nostrils. Breathe again; if saliva forms in your mouth, hold your breath so you can swallow it first before you exhale. You thus take out of the air the metal-substance contained therein; you can even taste the iron which you convert into substance required for making the blood. Should you feel that, although you have sufficient iron in the blood, there is a lack of copper and zinc and silver, place upper teeth over lower, keep lower lip tightly to lower teeth, now breathe and you can even taste the metals named. Then should you feel you need more gold element for your brain functions, place your back teeth together just as if you were to grind the back teeth, taking short breaths only. You will then learn to know that there is gold and silver all around us. That our bodies are filled with quite a quantity of gold.

When you're hungry and not sure where to find your next meal, don't lose hope. Your all-loving Father has given you everything you need for emergencies. Close your teeth tightly, place your tongue against your lower teeth, and leave your lips slightly parted. Breathe in, then close your lips and exhale through your nose. Breathe again; if saliva collects in your mouth, hold your breath so you can swallow it first before exhaling. This way, you take in the metallic substances in the air; you can even taste the iron, which you turn into what you need to create blood. If you feel you have enough iron but need more copper, zinc, and silver, place your upper teeth over your lower teeth, keep your lower lip pressed against your lower teeth, and breathe; you might even taste those metals. If you think you need more gold for proper brain function, press your back teeth together as if you're grinding them, taking short breaths only. You'll start to realize that gold and silver are all around us, and that our bodies contain quite a bit of gold.





Black Magic

What all this means is that we have a continent, with a hundred million half-educated people, materially prosperous, but spiritually starving; so any man who possesses personality, who looks in any way strange and impressive, or has hunted up old books in a library, and can pronounce mysterious words in a thrilling voice—such a man can find followers. Anybody can do it with any doctrine, from anywhere, Persia or Patagonia, Pekin or Pompei. I would be willing to wager that if I cared to come out and announce that I had had a visit from God last night, and to devote such literary and emotional power as I possess to communicating a new revelation, I could have a temple, a university, and a million dollars within five years at the outside. And if at the end of five years I were to announce that I had played a joke on the world, some one of my followers would convince the faithful that I had been an agent of God without knowing it, and that the leadership had now been turned over to him.

What all this means is that we have a continent with a hundred million people who are somewhat educated, financially stable, but spiritually empty; so any person who has a strong personality, looks unique or impressive, or has dug up old books in a library and can say mysterious words with an engaging tone—such a person can attract followers. Anyone can do this with any belief, from anywhere, whether it's Persia or Patagonia, Beijing or Pompeii. I would bet that if I decided to come forward and claim that I had a visit from God last night, and dedicate my literary and emotional skills to sharing a new revelation, I could have a temple, a university, and a million dollars within five years at most. And if after those five years I were to say that I was just playing a joke on everyone, one of my followers would convince the believers that I had been an agent of God without realizing it, and that leadership had now passed to him.

I would not be understood as believing that all our cults are undiluted fakery, for that would be doing injustice to some earnest people. There are, in this country, many followers of the Persian reformer, Abbas Effendi, who call themselves Babists, and who have what I am inclined to think is the purest and most dignified religion in existence. There was a man named Jacob Beilhardt, who founded a cult in Illinois with the painful name of "Spirit Fruit Colony", who nevertheless was a man of spiritual insight, a true mystic; he was honest, and so he failed, and died of a broken heart. Also there are the Christian Scientists and the Theosophists, so exasperating that one would like to throw them onto the rubbish-heap, who yet compel us to sift over their mountains of chaff for the grains of truth which will bear fruit in future.

I don’t want to be understood as saying that all our religious groups are completely fake, because that wouldn’t be fair to some sincere individuals. In this country, there are many followers of the Persian reformer, Abbas Effendi, who call themselves Babists, and I believe they have one of the most genuine and dignified religions that exists. There was a man named Jacob Beilhardt, who started a group in Illinois with the unfortunate name "Spirit Fruit Colony," but he was a man of spiritual insight, a true mystic; he was honest, which led to his failure, and he eventually died of a broken heart. Then there are the Christian Scientists and Theosophists, so frustrating that one might want to discard them entirely, yet they make us search through their heaps of nonsense for the bits of truth that could yield results in the future.

While we western races have been exploring the natural world and perfecting the mechanical arts, the Hindoo students have been exploring the subconscious and its strange powers. What Myers and Lodge and Janet and Charcot and Freud and Jung are telling us today they had hints of a long time ago; and doubtless they have hints of other things, upon which our scientists have not yet come. I have friends, perfectly sane and competent people, who tell me that they can see auras, and use this ability as a means of judging character. Shall I say that there are no auras, simply because I do not happen to have this gift of seeing them? In the same way, having read Gurney's "Phantasms of the Living," I am not ready to ridicule the claim of the Yogi adepts, that they are able to project some kind of astral body, and to communicate with one another from distant places. But granting such occult powers in a world of economic strife, what follows? Simply new floods of charlatanism, elaborate and complicated systems of ritual and metaphysic for the deluding and plundering of the credulous.

While we in the West have been exploring the natural world and improving our technology, students in India have been delving into the subconscious and its strange powers. What Myers, Lodge, Janet, Charcot, Freud, and Jung are telling us today, they hinted at long ago; and undoubtedly, they have insights into other areas that our scientists haven't discovered yet. I have friends, completely sane and capable people, who say they can see auras and use this ability to judge character. Should I say that auras don't exist just because I don't have the ability to see them? Similarly, after reading Gurney's "Phantasms of the Living," I'm not ready to dismiss the claims of Yogi adepts who say they can project some kind of astral body and communicate with each other from afar. But if we accept the possibility of such occult powers in a world full of economic hardship, what happens next? It leads to more charlatanism, along with complex rituals and metaphysical systems designed to deceive and exploit the gullible.

I have seen the thing working itself out in one case known to me. A young man had a gift of mental healing; I know, because I saw it work; but it did not always work, and that was annoying. He was penniless and had a taste for power, and to eke out his erratic endowment he got himself books of Eastern lore, and day by day as I watched him I could see him becoming more and more impressive, mysterious and forbidding. Today he is a full-fledged wonder-worker, with the language of a dozen mystic cults at his tongue's end, and the reverent regard of many wealthy ladies. I have never tried to break through his guard, but I feel certain that he is a deliberate charlatan.

I’ve watched this play out in a situation I know well. A young man had a talent for mental healing; I know this because I witnessed it firsthand. However, it didn’t always pan out, which was frustrating. He was broke and craved power, so to supplement his inconsistent skill, he immersed himself in books about Eastern philosophy. As I observed him day after day, he became increasingly impressive, mysterious, and intimidating. Now, he’s a fully-fledged miracle worker, fluent in the language of a dozen mystical groups, and commands the respect of many wealthy women. I’ve never tried to see past his facade, but I’m sure he’s intentionally deceiving people.

This is an economic process, automatic and irresistible. Just as the manufacturer of honest foods is driven out by the adulterator, so the worker of miracles drives out the sincere investigator. As a result we have here in America a plague of Eastern cults, with "swamis" using soft yellow robes and soft brown eyes to win the souls of idle society ladies. These teachers of ancient Hindoo lore despise us as a race of barbarians; but they stay—whether because of love of man or woman, I do not pretend to say.

This is an economic process that is automatic and unstoppable. Just like how the maker of honest food gets pushed out by the frauds, the miracle worker pushes out the genuine researcher. As a result, we have a surge of Eastern cults in America, with "swamis" donning soft yellow robes and charming brown eyes to capture the attention of bored socialites. These instructors of ancient Hindu wisdom look down on us as a bunch of barbarians; yet they remain—whether it's out of love for a man or a woman, I won't speculate.

There are the Theosophists of many brands, with schools and institutes and temples and colonies, and a doctrine as complex and detailed and fantastic as that of the Roman Catholics. I have already referred to the writings of Madame Blavatsky, a runaway Russian army officer's daughter, whose career reads like a tale out of the Arabian Nights. And there is Annie Besant, who was once an ardent worker in the Social-democratic Federation; H. M. Hyndman tells of his dismay when she went to India and walked in a procession between two white bulls! Here in California is Madame Tingley, with a colony and a host of followers in a miniature paradise. Men work at money-lending or manufacturing sporting-goods, and when they get old and tired they make the thrilling discovery that they have souls; the theosophists cultivate these souls and they leave their money to the soul-cause, and there are lawsuits and exposes in the newspapers. For, you see, there is ferocious rivalry in the game of cultivating millionaire souls; there are slanders and feuds, just as in soulless affairs. "Don't have anything to do with Madame Tingley," whispers a Theosophist lady to my wife; and when my wife in all innocence inquires, "Why not?" the awe-stricken answer comes, "She practices black magic!"

There are many types of Theosophists, each with their own schools, institutes, temples, and communities, along with a doctrine that is as complex, detailed, and fantastical as that of the Roman Catholics. I've already mentioned the writings of Madame Blavatsky, the daughter of a runaway Russian army officer, whose life story sounds like something out of the Arabian Nights. Then there's Annie Besant, who was once a passionate activist in the Social-Democratic Federation; H. M. Hyndman describes his shock when she moved to India and participated in a procession between two white bulls! Here in California, there's Madame Tingley, who has a community and a lot of followers in what resembles a mini paradise. Men work in money-lending or manufacturing sports goods, and when they grow old and weary, they make the exciting realization that they have souls; the Theosophists nurture these souls and they leave their money for the soul cause, leading to lawsuits and exposés in the newspapers. You see, there's intense competition in the business of cultivating the souls of millionaires; there are slanders and rivalries, just like in any cutthroat industry. "Stay away from Madame Tingley," a Theosophist woman whispers to my wife, and when my wife innocently asks, "Why not?" the wide-eyed response is, "She practices black magic!"

Let me add that I do not say that she practices black magic. I do not
believe that she could practice it, even if she wanted to—I do not
believe in black magic. My purpose is merely to show how theosophists
quarrel: going back to the days of Anu and Baal and the bronze image of
the Babylonian fire-god:

 Let them die, but let me live!  Let them be put under a ban, but
let me prosper! Let them perish, but let me increase! Let them become
weak, but let me wax strong!
Let me clarify that I’m not saying she practices black magic. I don’t think she could even if she wanted to—I don’t believe in black magic. My aim is just to illustrate how theosophists argue: tracing back to the days of Anu and Baal and the bronze statue of the Babylonian fire-god:

 Let them die, but let me live! Let them be cursed, but let me thrive! Let them vanish, but let me grow! Let them become weak, but let me become strong!




Mental Malpractice

This is the other side of the fair shield of religious faith. Why, if there be a power which loves and can be persuaded to aid us, may there not also be a power which hates, and can be persuaded to destroy? No religion has ever been able to answer this, and therefore none has ever been able to escape from devil-terrors. Even Jesus was pursued by Satan, and the Holy Catholic Church has its ceremonies for the exorcising of demons, and a most frightful formula for cursing. And here are our friends the Christian Scientists, proclaiming the unreality of all evil, their ability to banish disease by convincing themselves that they are perfect in God—yet tormented by a squalid phobia called "Mental Malpractice", or "Malicious Animal Magnetism".

This is the other side of the protective barrier of religious faith. If there's a force that loves and can be convinced to help us, could there also be a force that hates and can be swayed to harm us? No religion has ever answered this question, which is why none have been able to escape from the fears of evil. Even Jesus was targeted by Satan, and the Holy Catholic Church has its rituals for casting out demons, along with a terrifying formula for cursing. And here are our friends the Christian Scientists, declaring that evil is unreal and that they can erase disease by believing they are perfect in God—yet they are troubled by a grim fear known as "Mental Malpractice" or "Malicious Animal Magnetism."

Christian Science is the most characteristic of American religious contributions. Just as Billy Sunday is the price we pay for failing to educate our base-ball players, so Mary Baker Glover Patterson Eddy is the price we pay for failing to educate our farmer's daughters.

Christian Science is the most distinctive of American religious contributions. Just as Billy Sunday represents the cost of not educating our baseball players, Mary Baker Glover Patterson Eddy represents the cost of not educating our farmers' daughters.

That she had a power to cure disease I do not doubt, because I have a little of it myself. At first my opinion was that her "Science" made its way by curing the imaginary ailments of the idle rich. If a person has nothing to do but think that he is sick, you can work easy miracles by persuading him to think that he is well; and if he has nothing to do but think that he is well, he will help you to build marble churches and maintain propaganda societies. But recently I have experimented with mental healing—enough to satisfy myself that the subconscious mind which controls our physical functions can be powerfully influenced by the will.

I have no doubt that she has the ability to heal diseases, as I've experienced a bit of it myself. Initially, I believed her "Science" only worked on the imagined ailments of the idle rich. If someone has nothing to do but feel sick, it's easy to perform what seem like miracles by convincing them they’re actually well; and if they’re busy believing they’re healthy, they’ll help you build impressive churches and support propaganda groups. However, I've recently tried out mental healing myself—enough to convince me that the subconscious mind, which governs our physical functions, can be strongly influenced by our will.

I told the story of some of these experiments in Hearst's Magazine for April, 1914. Suffice it here to say that if you will lay your hands upon a sick person, forming a vivid mental picture of the bodily changes you desire, and concentrating the power of your will upon them, you may be surprised by the results, especially if you possess anything in the way of psychic gifts. You do not have to adopt any theories, you do not have to do it in the name of any divinity, ancient or modern; the only bearing of such ideas is that they serve to persuade people to make the experiment, and to make it with persistence and intensity. So it has come about that "miracles" of healing are associated with "faith"; and so it comes about that scientists are apt to flout the subject. But read of the work of Janet and Charcot and their followers at the Salpetriere; they have proven that all kinds of seeming-organic ailments may be entirely hysterical in nature, and may be cured by the simplest form of suggestion. Understanding this, you may find it more easy to credit the fact that cripples do sometimes throw away their crutches in the grotto of Lourdes. For my part, I can believe that Jesus performed all the miracles of healing attributed to him—including the raising up of people pronounced to be dead by the ignorance of that time. I am convinced that in the new science of psycho-analysis we have a universe as vast as the universe of the atom or of the stars.

I shared the story of some of these experiments in Hearst's Magazine for April 1914. All I'll say here is that if you touch a sick person while forming a clear mental image of the physical changes you want to see and focus your willpower on them, you might be surprised by the results, especially if you have any psychic abilities. You don’t need to adopt any theories or do this in the name of any deity, old or new; these ideas only help encourage people to try the experiment and to do it with dedication and intensity. This is how "miracles" of healing became linked with "faith," and it's also why scientists often dismiss the topic. But look at the work of Janet and Charcot and their students at the Salpetrière; they’ve shown that many seemingly organic problems can be purely hysterical and can be treated with simple suggestion. Knowing this, it might be easier for you to believe that some disabled people throw away their crutches at the grotto of Lourdes. As for me, I can believe that Jesus performed all the healing miracles attributed to him—including bringing people back to life as claimed by the ignorance of that era. I'm convinced that in the new science of psychoanalysis, we have a field as expansive as the universe of atoms or stars.

The Christian Scientists have got hold of this power; they have mixed it up with metaphysic and divinity, and built some four or five hundred churches, and printed the Mother Church alone knows how many million pamphlets and books. I once invested three of my hard-earned dollars for a copy of the Eddy Bible, and let myself be stunned and blinded by the flapping of metaphysical wings. It is unadulterated moonshine—as the Platonist and Berkeleyan and Hegelian and other orthodox collegiate metaphysical magi can prove to you in one minute. What interests me about the phenomenon is not the slinging of tremendous words, but the strictly Yankee use which is made of them. There is no nonsense about saving your soul in Christian Science; what it is for is to remove your wen, to nail down your floating kidney, and to enable you to hustle and make money. We saw in our politics the growth of a Party of the Full Dinner-Pail; contemporaneous therewith, and corresponding thereto, we see in our religious life the development of a Church of the Full Pocket-Book.

The Christian Scientists have tapped into this power; they've combined it with metaphysics and spirituality, building around four or five hundred churches and printing who knows how many millions of pamphlets and books through the Mother Church. I once spent three of my hard-earned dollars on a copy of the Eddy Bible, and let myself be overwhelmed by the metaphysical jargon. It's pure nonsense—as philosophers like the Platonist, Berkeleyan, Hegelian, and other traditional metaphysical thinkers can easily show you. What fascinates me about this phenomenon isn't the use of big words, but the distinctly American way they are applied. There's no talk about saving your soul in Christian Science; its purpose is to get rid of your problem, to fix your issues, and to help you hustle and make money. In our politics, we saw the rise of the Party of the Full Dinner-Pail; at the same time, we see in our religious life the emergence of a Church of the Full Pocket-Book.

It is a strict religion—strictly cash. The heads of the cult do not issue cheap editions of "Science and Health, With Key to the Scriptures", to relieve the suffering of the proletariat; no—the work is copyrighted, in all its varying and contradictory editions, and the price is from three to seven-fifty, according to binding. Treatments cost from three dollars to ten, whether you come and get them or take them over the telephone. And we have no nonsense about charity, we don't worry about the poor who fester in our city slums; because poverty is a product of Mortal Mind, and we offer to all men a way to get rich right off the bat. You may come to our marble churches and hear people testify how through the power of Divine Mind they were enabled to anticipate a rise in the stock-market. If you don't avail yourself of the opportunity, the fault is yours, and yours also the punishment.

It’s a strict religion—strictly cash. The leaders of the group don’t provide affordable versions of "Science and Health, With Key to the Scriptures" to help the suffering working class; no—the work is copyrighted, in all its various and contradictory editions, and the price ranges from three to seven-fifty, depending on the binding. Treatments cost between three dollars and ten, whether you come in person or get them over the phone. And we don't mess around with charity; we don’t concern ourselves with the poor struggling in our city slums because poverty is a result of Mortal Mind, and we offer everyone a way to get rich immediately. You can come to our marble churches and hear people share how, through the power of Divine Mind, they were able to predict a stock market rise. If you don’t take advantage of this opportunity, the blame is on you, and so is the consequence.

As to the management of the Church, the Roman Catholic hierarchy is a Bolshevik democracy in comparison. The Church is controlled by an absolutely irresponsible self-perpetuating body of five men, who alone dictate its policy. I have in my hand a letter from a Christian Science healer who was listed as an "authorized practitioner", and who withdrew from the Church because of its attitude on public questions. He sends me a copy of his correspondence with the editors of the "Christian Science Monitor", containing a detailed analysis of the position of that paper on such issues as the Ballinger land-frauds. He writes:

As for how the Church is run, the Roman Catholic hierarchy looks like a Bolshevik democracy in comparison. The Church is controlled by a completely unaccountable self-perpetuating group of five men, who solely determine its policies. I have a letter from a Christian Science healer who was listed as an "authorized practitioner" and who left the Church because of its stance on public issues. He sends me a copy of his exchange with the editors of the "Christian Science Monitor," which includes a thorough analysis of that paper's position on matters like the Ballinger land frauds. He writes:

I am thoroughly convinced now that the policy of the Church is consciously plutocratic. The only recommendation I have heard of the latest appointee to the Board of Directors is that he is one of the richest men in the movement.

I am completely convinced now that the Church's policy is intentionally designed for the wealthy. The only praise I've heard for the latest person appointed to the Board of Directors is that he's one of the richest guys in the movement.

After the Titanic disaster, Senator La Follette brought in a carefully drawn bill to compel steamship companies to provide life-boats and trained crews. The "Christian Science Monitor" opposed this bill; and when my correspondent cited the fact, he brought out a quaint bit of metaphysical logic, as follows:

After the Titanic disaster, Senator La Follette introduced a well-crafted bill to require steamship companies to provide life boats and trained crews. The "Christian Science Monitor" opposed this bill; and when my correspondent pointed this out, he shared an amusing piece of metaphysical reasoning, as follows:

One would prefer to travel on a vessel without a single boat, rather than on some other vessels which were loaded down with life-boats, where the government of Mind was not understood!

One would rather travel on a ship without a single lifeboat than on other ships that were overloaded with lifeboats, where the government of Mind wasn't understood!





Science and Wealth

The truth is that the brand of Mammon was on our Yankee religion from the day of its birth. In the first edition of her new Bible "Mother" Eddy dropped the hint to her readers: "Men of business have said this science was of great advantage from a secular point of view." And in her advertisements she threw aside all pretense, declaring that her work "Affords an opportunity to acquire a profession by which one can accumulate a fortune." When her pupils did accumulate, she boasted of their success; nor did she neglect her own accumulating.

The truth is that the influence of money was part of our American faith from the very beginning. In the first edition of her new Bible, "Mother" Eddy hinted to her readers: "Business people have said this science is really beneficial from a practical perspective." And in her ads, she dropped any false fronts, stating that her work "Provides a chance to gain a profession that can help you build wealth." When her students did make money, she proudly talked about their achievements; she also made sure to take advantage of her own opportunities to profit.

It has been a dozen years since I looked into this cult; in order to be sure that it has not been purified in the interim, I proceed to a street corner in my home city, where is a stand with a sign: "Christian Science Literature." I take four sample copies of a magazine, the "Christian Science Sentinel", published by the Mother Church in Boston, and turn to the "Testimonials of Healing". In the issue of August 11, 1917, Mary C. Richards of St. Margarets-on-Thames, England, testifies: "Through a number of circumstances unnecessary to relate, but proving conclusively that the result came not from man but from God, employment was found." In the issue of December 2, 1916, Frances Tuttle of Jersey City, N. J., testifies how her sister was successfully treated for unemployment by a scientist practitioner. "Every condition was beautifully met." In the same issue Fred D. Miller of Los Angeles, Cal., testifies: "Soon after this wonderful truth came to me, Divine Love led me to a new position with a responsible firm. The work was new to me, but I have given entire satisfaction, and my salary has been advanced twice in less than a year." In the issue of January 27, 1917, Eliza Fryant of Agricola, Miss., testifies how she cured her little dog of snake-bite and removed two painful corns from her own foot. In the issue of August 4, 1917, Marcia E. Gaier, of Everett, Wash., testifies how it suddenly occurred to her that because God is All, she would drop her planning and outlining in regard to real estate properties, "upon which for nine months all available material methods were tried to no effect." The result was a triumph of "Principle".

It’s been twelve years since I last checked out this cult; to make sure it hasn’t changed in the meantime, I go to a street corner in my city where there’s a stand with a sign that says, “Christian Science Literature.” I grab four sample copies of a magazine called the "Christian Science Sentinel," published by the Mother Church in Boston, and flip to the "Testimonials of Healing." In the August 11, 1917 issue, Mary C. Richards from St. Margarets-on-Thames, England, shares her experience: “Due to several circumstances I won’t go into, but which clearly show the outcome was from God, not man, I found employment.” In the December 2, 1916 issue, Frances Tuttle from Jersey City, N.J., describes how her sister was successfully treated for unemployment by a scientist practitioner. “Every condition was beautifully met.” In the same issue, Fred D. Miller from Los Angeles, California, states: “Soon after discovering this amazing truth, Divine Love guided me to a new job with a reputable company. The work was new for me, but I’ve completely satisfied them, and my salary has been raised twice in under a year.” In the January 27, 1917 issue, Eliza Fryant from Agricola, Mississippi, explains how she healed her little dog from a snake bite and removed two painful corns from her own foot. In the August 4, 1917 issue, Marcia E. Gaier from Everett, Washington, shares how it suddenly dawned on her that because God is Everything, she would stop planning and outlining regarding real estate properties, “after trying every available method for nine months with no success.” The result was a victory for “Principle.”

While working in the yard one morning and gratefully communing with God, the only power, I suddenly felt that I should stop working and prepare for visitors on their way to look at the property. I obeyed this very distinct command, and in about an hour I greeted two people who had searched almost the entire city for just what we had to offer. They had been directed to our place by what to material sense would seem an accident, but we know it was the divine law of harmony in its universal operation.

While I was working in the yard one morning, appreciating my time with God, the only true power, I suddenly felt a strong urge to stop working and get ready for some visitors who were coming to check out the property. I followed this clear instruction, and about an hour later, I welcomed two people who had searched nearly the entire city for exactly what we had to offer. They had been led to our place by what might seem like a coincidence, but we understand it was the divine law of harmony at work in its universal way.

After this no one will wonder that John M. Tutt, in a Christian Science lecture at Kansas City, Mo., should proclaim:

After this, no one will be surprised that John M. Tutt, in a Christian Science lecture in Kansas City, MO, would declare:

My friends, do you know that since the world began Christian Science is the only system which has intelligently related religion to business? Christian Science shows that since all ideas belong to Mind, God, therefore all real business belongs to Him.

My friends, do you know that since the world began, Christian Science is the only system that has intelligently connected religion to business? Christian Science demonstrates that since all ideas belong to Mind, God, all true business belongs to Him.

As I said, these people have the new-old power of mental healing, They blunder along with it blindly, absurdly, sometimes with tragic consequences; but meantime the rank and file of the pill-doctors know nothing about this power, and regard it with contempt mingled with fear; so of course the hosts of sufferers whom the pill-doctors cannot help flock to the healers of the "Church of Christ, Scientist". According to the custom of those who are healed by "faith", they swallow line, hook, and sinker, creed, ritual, metaphysic and divinity. So we see in twentieth-century America precisely what we saw in B. C. twentieth-century Assyria—a host of worshippers, giving their worldly goods without stint, and a priesthood, made partly of fanatics and partly of charlatans, conducting a vast enterprise of graft, and harvesting that thing desired of all men, power over the lives and destinies of others.

As I mentioned, these people possess the new-old ability of mental healing. They stumble through it blindly and absurdly, sometimes with tragic outcomes; meanwhile, the majority of conventional doctors are completely unaware of this ability and regard it with a mix of contempt and fear. Naturally, the countless sufferers whom these doctors can’t help turn to the healers of the "Church of Christ, Scientist." Following the tradition of those who are healed by "faith," they accept wholeheartedly the beliefs, rituals, metaphysics, and spirituality. Thus, in twentieth-century America, we see exactly what we witnessed in ancient Assyria—an abundance of worshippers donating their possessions freely, and a priesthood made up of both fanatics and con artists, running a large-scale operation of deceit and gaining control over the lives and destinies of others.

And of course among themselves they quarrel; they murder one another's Mortal Minds, they drive one another out, they snarl over the spoils like a pack of hungry animals. Listen to the Mother, denouncing one of her students—a perfectly amiable and harmless youth whose only offense was that he had gone his own way and was healing the sick for the benefit of his own pocket-book:

And of course they argue among themselves; they destroy each other’s mental well-being, they push each other away, and they fight over the rewards like a pack of hungry animals. Listen to the Mother, criticizing one of her students—a perfectly nice and harmless young man whose only crime was that he followed his own path and was helping the sick for his own financial gain:

Behold! thou criminal mental marauder, that would blot out the sunshine of earth, that would sever friends, destroy virtue, put out Truth, and murder in secret the innocent, befouling thy track with the trophies of thy guilt—I say, Behold the "cloud" no bigger than a man's hand already rising on the horizon of Truth, to pour down upon thy guilty head the hailstones of doom.

Look! You criminal mental intruder, who wants to overshadow the sunshine of the earth, who would tear apart friends, destroy virtue, snuff out Truth, and secretly kill the innocent, leaving a trail of your guilt—I say, Look at the "cloud" no bigger than a man's hand already rising on the horizon of Truth, ready to rain down on your guilty head the hailstones of doom.

And again:

And again:

The Nero of today, regaling himself through a mental method with the torture of individuals, is repeating history, and will fall upon his own sword, and it shall pierce him through. Let him remember this when, in the dark recesses of thought, he is robbing, committing adultery and killing. When he is attempting to turn friend away from friend, ruthlessly stabbing the quivering heart; when he is clipping the thread of life and giving to the grave youth and its rainbow hues; when he is turning back the reviving sufferer to his bed of pain, clouding his first morning after years of night; and the Nemesis of that hour shall point to the tyrant's fate, who falls at length upon the sword of justice.

The Nero of today, indulging in the mental torment of others, is repeating history and will ultimately face his own downfall. He should keep this in mind when he's lost in thought, stealing, cheating, and killing. When he's trying to turn friends against each other, cruelly stabbing at the vulnerable heart; when he's cutting short a life and sending youth and its vibrancy to the grave; when he's turning back the recovering sufferer to their bed of pain, overshadowing their first morning after years of darkness; and the vengeance of that moment will point to the tyrant's fate, who eventually falls on the sword of justice.





New Nonsense

In a certain city of America is a large building given up entirely to the whims of pretty ladies. Its floors are not floors but "Promenades", and have walls of glass, behind which, as you stroll, you see bonnets from Paris and opera cloaks from London, furs from Alaska and blankets from Arizona, diamonds from South Africa and beads from the Philippines, grapes from Spain and cherries from Japan, fortune-tellers from Arabia and dancing-masters from Petrograd and "naturopaths" from Vienna. There are seventy-three shops, by actual count, containing everything that could be imagined or desired by a pretty lady, whether for her body, or for that vague stream of emotion she calls her "soul". One of the seventy-three shops is a "Metaphysical Library", having broad windows, and walls in pastel tints, and pretty vases with pink flowers, and pretty gray wicker chairs in which the reader will please to be seated, while we probe the mysteries of an activity widely spread throughout America, called "New Thought."

In a certain American city, there's a big building entirely dedicated to the whims of beautiful women. Its floors aren’t called floors but "Promenades," with glass walls that let you see bonnets from Paris and evening cloaks from London, furs from Alaska and blankets from Arizona, diamonds from South Africa and beads from the Philippines, grapes from Spain and cherries from Japan, fortune-tellers from Arabia and dance instructors from Petrograd, and "naturopaths" from Vienna. There are seventy-three shops, to be exact, filled with everything a pretty lady could imagine or want, whether for her body or for that vague feeling she refers to as her "soul." One of the seventy-three shops is a "Metaphysical Library," featuring wide windows, walls in soft colors, and attractive vases with pink flowers, along with stylish gray wicker chairs where the reader is invited to sit while we explore the mysteries of a widely embraced movement in America called "New Thought."

We begin with a shelf of magazines having mystical titles: Azoth; Master Mind; Aletheian; Words of Power; Qabalah; Comforter; Adept; Nautilus; True Word; Astrological Bulletin; Unity; Uplift; Now. And then come shelves of pretty pamphlets, alluring to the eye and the purse; also shelves of imposing-looking volumes containing the lore and magic of a score of races and two score of centuries—together with the very newest manifestations of Yankee hustle and graft.

We start with a shelf of magazines featuring mystical titles: Azoth; Master Mind; Aletheian; Words of Power; Qabalah; Comforter; Adept; Nautilus; True Word; Astrological Bulletin; Unity; Uplift; Now. Then there are shelves of attractive pamphlets, appealing to both the eyes and the wallet; alongside shelves of impressive-looking books containing the knowledge and magic of many races and centuries—along with the latest examples of American hustle and exploitation.

As in the case of Christian Science, these New Thoughters have a fundamental truth, which I would by no means wish to depreciate. It is a fact that the mysterious Source of our being is infinite, and that we are only at the beginning of our thinking about it. It is a fact that by appeal to it we can perform seeming miracles of mental and moral regeneration; we can stimulate the flow of nervous energy and of the blood, thus furthering the processes of bodily healing. But the fact that God is Infinite and Omnipotent does not bar the fact that He has certain ways of working, which He does not vary; and that it is our business to explore and understand these ways, instead of setting our fancies to work imagining other ways more agreeable to our sentimentality.

As with Christian Science, these New Thought followers have a core belief that I definitely don't want to undermine. It's true that the mysterious Source of our existence is limitless, and we are just starting to grasp the concept. It’s a fact that by connecting with it, we can achieve what appear to be miracles of mental and moral renewal; we can boost the flow of nervous energy and blood, promoting the healing process of our bodies. However, the reality that God is Infinite and All-Powerful doesn't negate the fact that He has specific methods of working that He doesn't change; it's our responsibility to investigate and understand these methods instead of letting our imaginations run wild with other ideas that suit our emotions better.

Thus, for example, if we want bread, it is God's decree that we shall plant wheat and harvest it, and grind and bake and distribute it. Under conditions prevailing at the moment, it appears to be His decree that we shall store the wheat in elevators, and ship it in freight cars, and buy it through a grain exchange, with capital borrowed from a national bank; in other words, that our daily bread shall be the plaything of exploiters and speculators, until such a time as we have the intelligence to form an effective political party and establish Industrial Democracy. But when you come to study the ways of God in the literature of the New Thought, do you find anything about the Millers' Trust and the Bakers' Trust and how to expropriate these agencies of starvation? You do not!

So, for instance, if we want bread, it's God's plan that we plant wheat, harvest it, grind it, bake it, and then distribute it. Given the current situation, it seems like His plan is that we store the wheat in silos, ship it in freight cars, and buy it through a grain exchange, with money borrowed from a national bank; in other words, that our daily bread should be manipulated by exploiters and speculators until we have the wisdom to create an effective political party and establish Industrial Democracy. But when you look into the ways of God in New Thought literature, do you find anything about the Millers' Trust and the Bakers' Trust and how to take control of these sources of starvation? You do not!

What you find is Bootstrap-lifting; you find gentlemen and lady practitioners shutting their eyes and lifting their hands and pronouncing Incantations in awe-inspiring voices—or in Capital Letters and LARGE TYPE: "God is infinite, God is All-Loving, GOD WILL PROVIDE. Bread is coming to you! Bread is coming to you!! BREAD IS COMING TO YOU!!!"

What you see is Bootstrap-lifting; you see men and women practitioners closing their eyes, raising their hands, and chanting spells in powerful voices—or in ALL CAPS and BIG LETTERS: "God is infinite, God is all-loving, GOD WILL PROVIDE. Bread is on its way to you! Bread is on its way to you!! BREAD IS ON ITS WAY TO YOU!!!"

You think this is exaggeration? If so, it is because you have never entered the building of the pretty ladies, and sat in the gray wicker chairs of the metaphysical library. One of the highest high-priestesses of the cults of New Nonsense is a lady named Elizabeth Towne, editor of "The Nautilus"; and Priestess Elizabeth tells you:

You think this is an exaggeration? If you do, it’s because you’ve never stepped into the place of the lovely ladies and sat in the gray wicker chairs of the metaphysical library. One of the top figures in the New Nonsense movement is a woman named Elizabeth Towne, editor of "The Nautilus"; and Priestess Elizabeth tells you:

I believe the idea that money wants you will help you to the right mental condition. Be a pot of honey and let it come.

I think the idea that money is drawn to you will put you in the right mindset. Be like a pot of honey and let it attract what it wants.

I look over this Priestess' magazine, and find it full of testimonials and advertisements for the conjuring of prosperity. "Are you in the success sphere?" asks one exhorter; the next tells you "How to enter the silence. How to manifest what you desire. The secret of advancement." Another tells: "How a Failure at Sixty Won Sudden Success; From Poverty to $40,000 a year—a Lesson for Old and Young Alike." The lesson, it appears, is to pay $3.00 for a book called "Power of Will." And here is another book:

I browse through this Priestess' magazine and find it filled with testimonials and ads for attracting wealth. "Are you in the success zone?" asks one promoter; the next explains "How to find inner peace. How to achieve what you want. The key to getting ahead." Another says: "How a 60-Year-Old Failure Achieved Sudden Success; From Poverty to $40,000 a Year—A Lesson for Everyone." The takeaway seems to be to spend $3.00 on a book titled "Power of Will." And here's another book:

Master Key: Which can unlock the Secret Chamber of Success, can throw wide the doors which seem to bar men from the Treasure House of Nature, and bids those enter and partake who are Wise enough to Understand and broad enough to Weigh the Evidence, firm enough to Follow their Own Judgment and Strong enough to Make the Sacrifice Exacted.

Master Key: This can unlock the Secret Chamber of Success, open the doors that seem to keep people out of Nature's Treasure House, and invites those who are wise enough to understand, open-minded enough to weigh the evidence, firm enough to trust their own judgment, and strong enough to make the necessary sacrifices.





"Dollars Want Me"

I turn to the shelves of pamphlets. Here is a pretty one called "All Sufficiency in All Things," published by the "Unity School of Christianity", in Kansas City; it explains that God is God, not merely of the Soul, but also of the Kansas City stockyards.

I look at the pamphlet shelves. I see a nice one titled "All Sufficiency in All Things," published by the "Unity School of Christianity" in Kansas City; it explains that God is not just the God of the Soul, but also of the Kansas City stockyards.

This divine Substance is ever abiding within us, and stands ready to manifest itself in whatever form you and I need or wish, just as it did in Elisha's time. It is the same yesterday, today and forever. Abundant Supply by the manifestation of the Father within us, from within outward, is as much a legitimate outcome of the Christ life or spiritual understanding as is bodily healing..... "Know that I am God—all of God, Good, all of Good. I am Life. I am Health. I am Supply. I am the Substance."

This divine substance is always within us and is ready to show itself in whatever way we need or want, just like it did in Elisha's time. It is the same yesterday, today, and forever. The abundant supply that comes from the Father within us, from the inside out, is just as much a natural result of the Christ life or spiritual understanding as physical healing is..... "Know that I am God—all of God, Good, all of Good. I am Life. I am Health. I am Supply. I am the Substance."

And here is W. W. Atkinson of Chicago, author of a work called "Mind Power". Would you like to be an Impressive Personality? Mr. Atkinson will tell you exactly how to do it; he will give you the secret of the Magnetic Handclasp, of the Intense, Straight-in-the-eye Look; he will tell you what to say, he will write out for you Incantations which you may pronounce to yourself, to convince yourself that you have Power, that the INDWELLING PRESENCE with all its MIGHT is yours. Mr. Atkinson rebukes mildly the tendency of some of his fellow Bootstrap-lifters to employ these arts for money-making; but you notice that his magazine, "Advanced Thought", does not decline the advertisements of such too-practical practitioners.

And here’s W. W. Atkinson from Chicago, the author of a book called "Mind Power." Do you want to be an Impressive Personality? Mr. Atkinson will show you exactly how to achieve that; he will reveal the secret of the Magnetic Handclasp and the Intense, Straight-in-the-eye Look. He’ll tell you what to say and even write Incantations for you to repeat to yourself, to make you believe you have Power, that the INDWELLING PRESENCE with all its STRENGTH is yours. Mr. Atkinson gently criticizes some of his fellow Bootstrap-lifters for using these techniques purely for profit; however, you’ll notice that his magazine, "Advanced Thought," doesn’t turn away ads from those overly practical practitioners.

Next comes a gentleman with the musical name of Wallace Wattles, who tells in one pamphlet "How to Be a Genius", and in another pamphlet "How to Get What you Want". The thing for you to do is—

Next comes a guy with the catchy name of Wallace Wattles, who explains in one pamphlet "How to Be a Genius," and in another pamphlet "How to Get What You Want." What you need to do is—

Saturate your mentality through and through with the knowledge that YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO..... Look upon the peanut-stand merely as the beginning of the department store, and make it grow; you can.

Saturate your mind completely with the understanding that YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO..... View the peanut stand as just the starting point of the department store, and make it grow; you can.

And Mr. Wattles wattles on, in an ecstasy of acquisitiveness:

And Mr. Wattles continues on, caught up in a frenzy of desire for more:

Hold this consciousness and say with deep, earnest feeling: I CAN succeed! All that is possible to any one is possible to me. I AM success. I do succeed, for I am full of the Power of Success.

Hold this awareness and say with deep, sincere feeling: I CAN succeed! All that is possible for anyone is possible for me. I AM success. I do succeed, because I am filled with the Power of Success.

Imagine, if you please, a poor devil chained in the treadmill of the capitalist system—a "soda-jerker", a "counter-jumper", a book-keeper for the Steel Trust. His chances of rising in life are one in ten thousand; but he comes to the Metaphysical Library, and pays the price of his dinner for a pamphlet by Henry Harrison Brown, who was first a Unitarian clergyman, and then an extra-high Bootstrap-lifter in San Francisco, an Honorary Vice-President of the International New Nonsense Alliance. Mr. Brown will tell our soda-jerker or counter-jumper exactly how to elevate himself by mental machinery. All calculations of probabilities are delusions of the senses; if you have faith, you can move, not merely mountains, but Riker-Hegeman's, Macy's, or the Steel Trust. "How to Promote Yourself" is the title of one of Mr. Brown's pamphlets, in which he explains that—

Imagine, if you will, a struggling guy stuck in the grind of the capitalist system—a "soda jerk," a "counter clerk," or a bookkeeper for the Steel Trust. His chances of making it in life are one in ten thousand; however, he visits the Metaphysical Library and spends the price of his dinner on a pamphlet by Henry Harrison Brown, who was initially a Unitarian minister and later a high-level Bootstrap-lifter in San Francisco, as well as an Honorary Vice-President of the International New Nonsense Alliance. Mr. Brown explains to our soda jerk or counter clerk exactly how to lift himself up using mental techniques. All calculations about probabilities are mere illusions of the senses; if you believe, you can move not just mountains, but Riker-Hegeman's, Macy's, or the Steel Trust. "How to Promote Yourself" is the title of one of Mr. Brown's pamphlets, in which he describes that—

Your wants are impressed on the Divine Mind only by your faith. A doubt cuts the connection.

Your desires are only noted by the Divine Mind through your faith. Any doubt breaks that connection.

A second pamphlet, which we are told is now in its thirtieth edition, bears the thrilling title of "Dollars Want Me!" In it Mr. Brown lays claim to being a pioneer:

A second pamphlet, which we hear is now in its thirtieth edition, has the exciting title of "Dollars Want Me!" In it, Mr. Brown claims to be a pioneer:

I believe that this little monograph is the first utterance of the thought that each individual has the ability so to radiate his mental forces that he can cause the Dollars to feel him, love him, seek him, and thus draw at will all things needed for his unfoldment from the universal supply.

I think this short text is the first expression of the idea that each person has the power to project their mental energy so effectively that they can make money feel them, appreciate them, pursue them, and therefore attract everything they need for their growth from the universal resources.

"What are Dollars?" asks our author; and answers:

"What are dollars?" asks the author, and answers:

Dollars are manifestations of the One Infinite Substance as you are, but, unlike you, they are not Self-Conscious. They have no power till you give them power. Make them feel this through your thought-vibrations as you feel the importance of your work. They will then come to you to be used.

Dollars are expressions of the One Infinite Substance, just like you, but unlike you, they are not self-aware. They have no power until you give them power. Show them this through your thoughts as you recognize the significance of your work. They will then come to you to be utilized.

"What is Poverty?" Mr. Brown asks, and answers himself:

"What is Poverty?" Mr. Brown asks, and answers himself:

Poverty is a mental condition. It can be cured only by the Affirmation of Power to cure: I am a part of the One, and, in the One, I possess all! Affirm this and patiently wait for the manifestation. You have sown the thought seed.

Poverty is a mental state. It can only be overcome by affirming your power to overcome it: I am part of the whole, and in the whole, I have everything! Believe this and patiently wait for it to show up. You have planted the seed of thought.

And our author goes on to hand out packages of these
thought-seeds—"Affirmations" as they are called, in the jargon of the
New Conjuring:

 I desire a deep consciousness of financial freedom.  I desire
that the flow of prosperity become equalized. I desire a greater
consciousness of my power to attract the dollar. The Indwelling Power
cares for my purse. I own whatever I desire. I can afford to use dollars
for my happiness. I always have a good bank account. I actually see it.
My one idea of the law is to use, use, USE.
And our author continues to distribute packages of these thought-seeds—"Affirmations," as they’re called in the jargon of the New Conjuring:

I want a strong sense of financial freedom. I want the flow of prosperity to be balanced. I want a greater awareness of my ability to attract money. The Inner Power watches over my finances. I possess everything I want. I can spend money for my happiness. I always have a healthy bank account. I can actually see it. My sole belief in the law is to use, use, USE.




Spiritual Financiering

If the symbolism of the Episcopal Church is of the palace, and that of the non-conformist sects of the counting-house, that of the International New Nonsense Alliance is of Wall Street and the "ticker". "What is your rating in the Spiritual Bradstreet?" asks William Morris Nichols in the publication of the "'Now' Folk", San Francisco:

If the symbolism of the Episcopal Church represents a palace, and that of the non-conformist groups represents a counting-house, then the symbolism of the International New Nonsense Alliance represents Wall Street and the "ticker." "What’s your rating in the Spiritual Bradstreet?" asks William Morris Nichols in the publication of the "'Now' Folk," San Francisco:

Is it low or high? Is your credit with the Bank of the Universe good or poor? If you draw a spiritual draft are you sure of its being honored?

Is it low or high? Is your credit with the Bank of the Universe good or bad? If you make a spiritual withdrawal, are you sure it will be honored?

If you can answer that last question affirmatively, you are on the road to become a Master in Spiritual Financiering.

If you can answer that last question yes, you are on your way to becoming a Master in Spiritual Financing.

Have you an account with the First (and only) Bank of Spirit? If not, then you should at once open one therewith. For no one can afford to keep less than a large deposit of spiritual funds with that Bank.

Do you have an account with the First (and only) Bank of Spirit? If not, you should open one immediately. Because no one can afford to have anything less than a significant deposit of spiritual funds with that Bank.

And how do you proceed to open your account? It is very simple:

And how do you go about opening your account? It's really easy:

Intend the mind in the direction indicated by your desire. Seek for the Light and Guidance by which you may open up the way for your Spiritual Substance, which governs material supply, to reach you and make you as rich as you ought to be, in freedom and happiness. All this you can, and when in earnest, will do.

Focus your mind on what you truly desire. Look for the Light and Guidance that will help you connect with your Spiritual Substance, which controls your material needs, so that it can reach you and make you as prosperous as you deserve to be, filled with freedom and happiness. You can achieve all of this, and when you are committed, you will.

I turn over the advertisements of this publication of the "'Now' Folk". One offers "The Business Side of New Thought." Another offers "The Books Without an If", with your money back IF you are not satisfied! Another offers land in Bolivia for two dollars an acre. Another quotes Shakespeare: "'Tis the mind that makes the body rich." Another offers two copies of the "Phrenological Era" for ten cents.

I flip through the ads in this issue of the "'Now' Folk." One promotes "The Business Side of New Thought." Another advertises "The Books Without an If," and promises your money back if you're not satisfied! There's also an ad for land in Bolivia for just two dollars an acre. One quote from Shakespeare says, "It’s the mind that makes the body rich." Another ad offers two copies of the "Phrenological Era" for ten cents.

There is apparently no delusion of any age or clime which cannot find dupes among the readers of this New Nonsense. One notice commands:

There seems to be no illusion from any time or place that can't find followers among the readers of this New Nonsense. One notice states:

Stop! A Revelation! A Book has been written entitled "Strands of Gold" or "From Darkness into Light!"

Stop! A Revelation! A book has been written called "Strands of Gold" or "From Darkness into Light!"

Another announces:

Another announces:

The Most Wonderful Book of the Ages: The Acquarian Gospel of Jesus the Christ, Transcribed from the Book of God's Remembrance, the Akashic Records.

The Most Wonderful Book of the Ages: The Aquarian Gospel of Jesus the Christ, Transcribed from the Book of God's Remembrance, the Akashic Records.

And here is an advertisement published in Mr. Atkinson's paper:

And here is an ad published in Mr. Atkinson's paper:

Numerology: the Universal Adjuster! Do you know: What you appear to be to others? What you really are? What you want to be? What would overcome your present and future difficulties? Write to X, Philosopher. You will receive full particulars of his personal work which is dedicated to your service. No problem is too big or too small for Numerology. Understanding awaits you.

Numerology: the Universal Adjuster! Do you know: How others see you? Who you really are? Who you want to be? What can help you overcome your current and future challenges? Write to X, Philosopher. You’ll receive all the details about his personal work that’s dedicated to helping you. No problem is too big or too small for Numerology. Understanding is just around the corner.

And looking in the body of the magazine, you find this Philosopher imparting some of this Understanding. Would you like, for example, to understand why America entered the War? Nothing easier. The vowels of the Words United States of America are uieaeoaeia, which are numbered 2951561591, which added make 45, or 4 plus 5 equals 9. You might not at first see what that has to do with the War—until the Philosopher points out that "9 in the number of completion, indicating the end of a cosmic cycle." That, of course, explains everything.

And if you look inside the magazine, you’ll find this Philosopher sharing some insights. For instance, would you like to know why America got involved in the War? It's simple. The vowels in the phrase United States of America are uieaeoaeia, which are assigned the numbers 2951561591, and when you add them up, you get 45, or 4 plus 5 equals 9. At first, you might wonder how that relates to the War—until the Philosopher explains that "9 symbolizes completion, signifying the end of a cosmic cycle." That, of course, clarifies everything.

And here is a work on what you perhaps thought to be a dead science, Astrology. It is called "Lucky Hours for Everybody: A True System of Planetary Hours by Prof. John B. Early. Price One Dollar." It teaches you things like this:

And here’s a piece on what you might have considered a defunct science, Astrology. It’s titled "Lucky Hours for Everybody: A True System of Planetary Hours by Prof. John B. Early. Price One Dollar." It teaches you concepts like this:

Saturn's negative hours are especially good for all matters relating to gold-mining..... The Sun negative rules the emerald, the musical note D sharp, and the number four. The lunar hours are a good time to deal in public commodities, and to hire servants of both sexes.....

Saturn's unfavorable hours are particularly beneficial for anything related to gold mining..... The Sun in a negative phase governs the emerald, the musical note D sharp, and the number four. Lunar hours are a good time to engage in public commodities and to hire servants of all genders.....

A recent lady visitor informed me that she had made several vain attempts to transact important business in the hours ruled by Jupiter, usually held to be fortunate, while she was nearly always fortunate in what she began in the hours ruled by Saturn. Upon investigation I found her name was ruled by the Sun negative, and that she had Capricorn with Saturn therein as her ascendant at birth, which explains.

A recent female visitor told me that she had made several unsuccessful attempts to conduct important business during the hours associated with Jupiter, which are usually considered lucky, while she was almost always successful with what she started during the hours ruled by Saturn. After looking into it, I discovered that her name was associated with a negative Sun influence, and that she had Capricorn with Saturn in her rising sign at birth, which explains the situation.

And finally, here is a London "scientist", reported in the "Weekly Unity" of Kansas City, who proves his mental power over two-horse power oil engines which fail to act. "Going a little apart, he came back in a few minutes and said: 'The engine is all right now and will work satisfactorily.' and without any further difficulty it did." We are told how Dr. Rawson gave a demonstration of his method to a newspaper reporter the other day. Fixing his gaze as though looking into space, he apparently became absorbed in deep contemplation and said aloud: "There is no danger; man is surrounded by divine love; there is no matter; all is spirit and manifestation of spirit."

And finally, here’s a London "scientist," reported in the "Weekly Unity" of Kansas City, who demonstrates his mental influence over two-horsepower oil engines that refuse to start. "Stepping back for a moment, he returned a few minutes later and said, 'The engine is fine now and will run smoothly.' And without any further issues, it did." We learn how Dr. Rawson recently showcased his method to a newspaper reporter. Fixing his gaze as if staring into space, he seemed to enter a state of deep thought and said out loud: "There’s no danger; humanity is surrounded by divine love; there’s no matter; everything is spirit and a manifestation of spirit."

You might at first find difficulty in believing what can be accomplished by "demonstrations" such as this; not merely are two-horse power oil engines made to work, but the whole gigantic machine of Prussian militarism is prevented from working. You may recall how Arthur Machen's magazine story of the Angels of Mons was taken up and made into a Catholic legend over-night; now here is a New-Nonsense legend, complete and perfect, going the rounds of our Nonsense magazines:

You might initially struggle to believe what "demonstrations" like this can achieve; not only are two-horsepower oil engines made to function, but the entire massive system of Prussian militarism is disrupted. You may remember how Arthur Machen's magazine story about the Angels of Mons quickly became a Catholic legend; now here’s a New-Nonsense legend, fully formed and perfect, circulating in our Nonsense magazines:

London, Dec. 14.—Shell-proof and bullet-proof soldiers have been discovered on the European battle-fronts. Heroes with "charmed lives" are being made every day, according to Frederick L. Rawson, a London scientist, who insists he has found the miraculous way by which they are developed. He calls it "audible treatment". "Practical utilization of the powers of God by right thinking," is the agency through which Dr. Rawson declares he can so treat a man that he will not be harmed when hundreds of men are being shot dead beside him. This amazing treatment includes a new type of prayer. It is being administered to hundreds of men audibly, and to hundreds more by letter. Nothing since the war began has aroused so much talk of modern miracles as have many of the statements of Dr. Rawson.......

London, Dec. 14.—Soldiers who are both shell-proof and bullet-proof have been found on the European battlefronts. Heroes with "charmed lives" are being created every day, according to Frederick L. Rawson, a London scientist, who claims he has discovered the miraculous method by which this occurs. He calls it "audible treatment." "Practical use of the powers of God through right thinking," is how Dr. Rawson claims he can treat a person so that they won't be harmed while hundreds of others are being shot dead around them. This incredible treatment involves a new type of prayer. It is being delivered to hundreds of men audibly, and to even more by letter. Nothing since the war started has sparked as much conversation about modern miracles as the various statements made by Dr. Rawson.......

At the taking of a wood there were five hundred yards of "No Man's Land" to be crossed. Our troops could not get across. Then Capt. ————, who practices this method of prayer, treated them for an hour before they started, and not a man was knocked out. He was the only officer left out of eighty in his brigade. He simply held onto the fact that man is spiritual and perfect and could not be touched. A bullet fired from a revolver only five yards away hit him over the chest, tore his shirt and went out at the shoulder. But it never penetrated his chest. He was frequently in a hail of shells and bullets which did not touch him.

At the time of taking the woods, there was a stretch of "No Man's Land" five hundred yards wide that needed to be crossed. Our troops couldn’t make it across. Then Captain ————, who practices this method of prayer, worked with them for an hour before they started, and not a single man was lost. He was the only officer left from eighty in his brigade. He firmly believed that man is spiritual and perfect and cannot be harmed. A bullet fired from a revolver just five yards away hit him in the chest, tore his shirt, and exited at the shoulder. But it never penetrated his chest. He often found himself in a storm of shells and bullets that didn’t touch him.





The Graft of Grace

All this is grotesque; but it is what happens to religions in a world of commercial competition. It happens not merely to Christian Science and New Thought religions, Mazdaznan and Zionist, Holy Roller and Mormon religions, but to Catholic and Episcopalian, Presbyterian and Methodist and Baptist religions. For you see, when you are with the wolves you must howl with them; when you are competing with fakirs you must fake. The ordinary Christian will read the claims of the New Thought fakers with contempt; but have I not shown the Catholic Church publishing long lists of money-miracles? Have I not shown the Church of Good Society, our exclusive and aristocratic Protestant Episcopal communion, pretending to call rain and to banish pestilence, to protect crops and win wars and heal those who are "sick in estate"—that is, who are in business trouble?

All of this is absurd, but it’s what happens to religions in a world of commercial competition. It affects not just Christian Science and New Thought, Mazdaznan and Zionist, Holy Roller and Mormon movements, but also Catholic, Episcopalian, Presbyterian, Methodist, and Baptist denominations. You see, when you're among the wolves, you have to howl with them; when you’re competing with charlatans, you have to play the game. The typical Christian might read the claims of New Thought charlatans with disdain, but haven’t I demonstrated that the Catholic Church publishes long lists of money miracles? Haven’t I shown the Church of Good Society, our exclusive and elite Protestant Episcopal communion, pretending to invoke rain, banish disease, protect crops, win wars, and heal those who are "sick in estate"—meaning those who are facing business troubles?

The reader will say that I am a cynic, despising my fellows; but that is not so. I am an economic scientist, analyzing the forces which operate in human societies. I blame the prophets and priests and healers for their fall from idealism; but I blame still more the competitive wage-system, which presents them with the alternative to swindle or to starve.

The reader might call me a cynic who looks down on others, but that's not true. I'm an economic scientist, studying the forces that influence human societies. I hold the prophets, priests, and healers accountable for their loss of idealism, but I hold the competitive wage system even more responsible, as it forces them to choose between cheating or starving.

For, you see, the prophet has to have food. He has frequently got along with almost none, and with only a rag for clothing; in Palestine and India, where the climate is warm, a sincere faith has been possible for short periods. But the modern prophet who expects to influence the minds of men has to have books and newspapers; he will find a telephone and a typewriter and postage-stamps hardly to be dispensed with, also in Europe and America some sort of a roof over his meeting place. So the prophet is caught, like all the rest of us, in the net of the speculator and the landlord. He has to get money, and in order to get it he has to impress those who already have it—people whose minds and souls have been deformed by the system of parasitism and exploitation.

Because, you see, a prophet needs to eat. He has often gone without food and managed with just a rag for clothing; in places like Palestine and India where the weather is warm, having genuine faith has been possible for short stretches. But the modern prophet who wants to shape people's thoughts needs books and newspapers; he won't be able to do without a phone, a typewriter, and postage stamps, plus some kind of roof over his meeting space in Europe and America. So the prophet is trapped, just like the rest of us, in the web of speculators and landlords. He has to earn money, and to do that, he must impress those who already have it—people whose minds and souls have been warped by a system of parasitism and exploitation.

So the prophet becomes a charlatan; or, if he refuses, he becomes a martyr, and founds a church which becomes a church of charlatans. I care not how sincere, how passionately proletarian a religious prophet may be, that is the fate which sooner or later befalls him in a competitive society—to be the founder of an organization of fools, conducted by knaves, for the benefit of wolves. That fate befell Buddha and Jesus, it befell Ignatius Loyola and Francis of Assisi, John Fox and John Calvin and John Wesley.

So the prophet turns into a fraud; or, if he refuses, he becomes a martyr and starts a church that ends up being filled with charlatans. I don’t care how sincere or how passionately working-class a religious prophet might be, that’s the fate that inevitably awaits him in a competitive society—to become the founder of a group of fools, run by rogues, for the benefit of predators. That fate happened to Buddha and Jesus, to Ignatius Loyola and Francis of Assisi, to John Fox and John Calvin and John Wesley.

A friend of mine who has made a study of "Spiritualism" describes to me the conditions in that field. The mediums are people, mostly women, with a peculiar gift; whether we believe in the survival of personality, or whether we call it telepathy, does not alter the fact that they have a rare and special sensitiveness, a new faculty which science must investigate. They come, poor people mostly—for the well-to-do will seldom give their time to exacting and wearisome experiments. They come, wearing frayed and thin clothing, shivering with cold, obviously undernourished; and their survival depends upon their producing "phenomena"—which phenomena are capricious, and will not come at call. So, what more natural than that mediums should resort to faking? That the whole field should be reeking with fraud, and science should be held back from understanding an extraordinary power of the subconscious mind?

A friend of mine who has studied "Spiritualism" explains the conditions in that area. The mediums are mostly women with a unique gift; whether we believe in the survival of personality or refer to it as telepathy doesn't change the fact that they possess a rare and special sensitivity, a new ability that science needs to explore. They often come from poor backgrounds—since wealthy individuals rarely engage in demanding and exhausting experiments. They appear in worn and thin clothing, shivering from the cold, and clearly undernourished; their survival hinges on their ability to create "phenomena"—which are unpredictable and don't happen on command. So, it's only natural that some mediums might resort to deception. The whole field is often plagued by fraud, hindering science's understanding of an extraordinary power of the subconscious mind.

Ever since we came to Pasadena, various ladies have been telling us about the wondrous powers of a mulatto-woman, a manicurist at the city's most fashionable hotel. The other day, out of curiosity, my wife and I went; the moment the "medium" opened her mouth my wife recognized her as the person who has been trying for several months to get me on the telephone to tell me how the spirit of Jack London is seeking to communicate with me! The seance was a public one, a gathering composed, half of wealthy and cultured society-women, and half of confederates, people with the dialect and manners of a vaudeville troupe. A megaphone was set in the middle of the floor, the room was made dark, a couple of hymns were sung, and then the spirit of Dr. Oliver Wendell Holmes spoke through the megaphone with a Bowery accent, and gave communications from relatives and friends of the various confederates. "Jesus is with us", said Dr. Holmes. "The spirit of Jesus bids you to study spiritualism." And then came the voice of a child: "Mamma! Mamma!" "It is little Georgie!" cried Dr. Holmes; and one of the society ladies started, and answered, and presently burst into tears. A marvelous piece of evidence—especially when you recall that the story of this mother's bereavement had been published in all the papers a couple of months before!

Ever since we arrived in Pasadena, various women have been telling us about the amazing abilities of a mixed-race woman, a manicurist at the city's trendiest hotel. The other day, out of curiosity, my wife and I decided to check it out; the moment the "medium" started talking, my wife recognized her as the person who had been trying to call me for months to say that the spirit of Jack London was trying to reach me! The séance was public, attended by a mix of wealthy, cultured society women and a group of people who seemed like they were part of a vaudeville act. A megaphone was placed in the center of the room, the lights were dimmed, a few hymns were sung, and then the spirit of Dr. Oliver Wendell Holmes spoke through the megaphone with a New York accent, delivering messages from the relatives and friends of the various attendees. "Jesus is with us," said Dr. Holmes. "The spirit of Jesus wants you to explore spiritualism." Then a child's voice piped up: "Mamma! Mamma!" "It's little Georgie!" shouted Dr. Holmes; one of the society ladies gasped, responded, and soon broke down in tears. An incredible piece of evidence—especially when you remember that the story of this mother's loss had been in all the newspapers a couple of months prior!

And this kind of swindling is going on every night in every city of America. It goes on wholesale for months every summer at Lily Dale, in New York State, where the spiritualists hold their combination of Chautauqua and Coney Island. And the same thing is going on in the field of mental healing, and of all other "occult" forces and powers, whether real or imaginary. It is going on with new spiritual fervors, new moral idealisms, new poetry, new music, new painting, new sculpture. The faker, the charlatan is everywhere—using the mental and moral and artistic forces of life as a means of delivering himself from economic servitude. Everywhere I turn I see it—credulity being exploited, and men of practical judgment, watching the game and seeing through it, made hard in their attitude of materialism. How many men I know who sit by in sullen protest while their wives drift from one new quackery to another, wasting their income seeking health and happiness in futile emotionalism! How many kind and sensitive spirits I know—both men and women—who pour their treasures of faith and admiration into the laps of hierophants who began by fooling all mankind and ended by fooling themselves!

And this kind of con is happening every night in every city in America. It goes on in bulk for months every summer at Lily Dale in New York, where spiritualists combine the feel of a Chautauqua with Coney Island. The same is true in the area of mental healing and all other "occult" forces and powers, whether they’re real or just imagined. It's happening with new spiritual excitement, new moral ideals, new poetry, new music, new painting, and new sculpture. The frauds and charlatans are everywhere—using the mental, moral, and artistic energies of life to free themselves from economic bondage. Everywhere I look, I see it—people's gullibility being taken advantage of, while sensible folks observe the whole thing and see right through it, growing cynical in their materialism. I know so many men who sit quietly grumbling while their wives chase after one quack remedy after another, squandering their money in search of health and happiness through empty emotionalism! I know many kind and sensitive souls—both men and women—who pour their resources of faith and admiration into the hands of charlatans who started by deceiving everyone and ended up deceiving themselves!

In each one of the cults of what I have called the "Church of the Quacks", there are thousands, perhaps millions of entirely sincere, self-sacrificing people. They will read this book—if anyone can persuade them to read it—with pain and anger; thinking that I am mocking at their faith, and have no appreciation of their devotion. All that I can say is that I am trying to show them how they are being trapped, how their fine and generous qualities are being used by exploiters of one sort or another; and how this must continue, world without end, until there is order in the material affairs of the race, until justice has been established as the law of man's dealing with his fellows.

In each of the cults of what I call the "Church of the Quacks," there are thousands, maybe even millions, of completely sincere, selfless people. They will read this book—if anyone can convince them to pick it up—with pain and anger, thinking that I'm ridiculing their faith and have no understanding of their dedication. All I can say is that I'm trying to show them how they're being trapped, how their wonderful and generous qualities are being exploited by one type of manipulator or another; and how this will keep happening, day in and day out, until there’s order in the material matters of humanity, until justice is recognized as the guiding principle in how we treat each other.





BOOK SEVEN — The Church of the Social Revolution

 They have taken the tomb of our Comrade Christ—
   Infidel hordes that believe not in man;
  Stable and stall for his birth sufficed,
      But his tomb is built on a kingly plan.
  They have hedged him round with pomp and parade,
      They have buried him deep under steel and stone—
  But we come leading the great Crusade
      To give our Comrade back to his own.
                            Waddell.
They have taken the tomb of our Comrade Christ—  
   Infidel hordes that don't believe in humanity;  
  A stable and stall were enough for his birth,  
      But his tomb is designed like a royal monument.  
  They have surrounded him with pomp and ceremony,  
      They have buried him deep under steel and stone—  
  But we are here leading the great Crusade  
      To return our Comrade to his own.  
                            Waddell.




Christ and Caesar

In the most deeply significant of the legends concerning Jesus, we are told how the devil took him up into a high mountain and showed him all the kingdoms of the world in a moment of time; and the devil said unto him: "All this power will I give unto thee, and the glory of them, for that is delivered unto me, and to whomsoever I will, I give it. If thou, therefore, wilt worship me, all shall be thine." Jesus, as we know, answered and said "Get thee behind me, Satan!" And he really meant it; he would have nothing to do with worldly glory, with "temporal power;" he chose the career of a revolutionary agitator, and died the death of a disturber of the peace. And for two or three centuries his church followed in his footsteps, cherishing his proletarian gospel. The early Christians had "all things in common, except women;" they lived as social outcasts, hiding in deserted catacombs, and being thrown to lions and boiled in oil.

In the most significant of the legends about Jesus, we read how the devil took him up to a high mountain and showed him all the kingdoms of the world in an instant; and the devil said to him: "I will give you all this power and their glory, because it has been handed over to me, and I can give it to anyone I want. So, if you will worship me, all of this will be yours." Jesus, as we know, replied, "Get away from me, Satan!" And he truly meant it; he wanted nothing to do with worldly glory or "temporal power;" he chose the path of a revolutionary activist and died as a disruptor of the peace. For two or three centuries, his followers continued in his footsteps, valuing his working-class message. The early Christians shared everything except for women; they lived as social outcasts, hiding in abandoned catacombs, and were thrown to lions and boiled in oil.

But the devil is a subtle worm; he does not give up at one defeat, for he knows human nature, and the strength of the forces which battle for him. He failed to get Jesus, but he came again, to get Jesus' church. He came when, through the power of the new revolutionary idea, the Church had won a position of tremendous power in the decaying Roman Empire; and the subtle worm assumed the guise of no less a person than the Emperor himself, suggesting that he should become a convert to the new faith, so that the Church and he might work together for the greater glory of God. The bishops and fathers of the Church, ambitious for their organization, fell for this scheme, and Satan went off laughing to himself. He had got everything he had asked from Jesus three hundred years before; he had got the world's greatest religion. How complete and swift was his success you may judge from the fact that fifty years later we find the Emperor Valentinian compelled to pass an edict limiting the donations of emotional females to the church in Rome!

But the devil is a clever trickster; he doesn’t easily accept defeat, as he understands human nature and the strength of the forces aligned with him. He couldn’t capture Jesus, but he came back for Jesus’ church. He showed up when, thanks to the power of a new revolutionary idea, the Church had gained immense influence in the crumbling Roman Empire; and the crafty trickster disguised himself as none other than the Emperor, suggesting that he should convert to the new faith so that the Church and he could collaborate for the greater glory of God. The bishops and leaders of the Church, eager to advance their organization, fell for this scheme, and Satan walked away chuckling to himself. He had gotten everything he had asked from Jesus three hundred years earlier; he had acquired the world’s greatest religion. How complete and swift was his success can be seen in the fact that fifty years later we find Emperor Valentinian forced to enact a law restricting the donations of emotional women to the church in Rome!

From that time on Christianity has been what I have shown in this book, the chief of the enemies of social progress. From the days of Constantine to the days of Bismarck and Mark Hanna, Christ and Caesar have been one, and the Church has been the shield and armor of predatory economic might. With only one qualification to be noted: that the Church has never been able to suppress entirely the memory of her proletarian Founder. She has done her best, of course; we have seen how her scholars twist his words out of their sense, and the Catholic Church even goes so far as to keep to the use of a dead language, so that her victims may not hear the words of Jesus in a form they can understand.

From that point forward, Christianity has been, as I've shown in this book, the primary enemy of social progress. From the time of Constantine to the eras of Bismarck and Mark Hanna, Christ and Caesar have been unified, with the Church acting as the shield and armor for predatory economic power. There is just one notable exception: the Church has never fully managed to erase the memory of her working-class Founder. Of course, she's tried her best; we've seen how her scholars distort his words into something unrecognizable, and the Catholic Church even goes so far as to cling to a dead language, so her followers won't hear Jesus's words in a way they can actually understand.

 'Tis well that such seditious songs are sung
  Only by priests, and in the Latin tongue!
'It's good that such rebellious songs are sung  
Only by priests, and in Latin!  

But in spite of this, the history of the Church has been one incessant struggle with upstarts and rebels who have filled themselves with the spirit of the Magnificat and the Sermon on the Mount, and of that bitterly class-conscious proletarian, James, the brother of Jesus.

But despite this, the history of the Church has been a constant struggle with newcomers and rebels who have embraced the spirit of the Magnificat and the Sermon on the Mount, as well as that bitterly class-conscious worker, James, the brother of Jesus.

And here is the thing to be noted, that the factor which has given life to Christianity, which enables it to keep its hold on the hearts of men today, is precisely this new wine of faith and fervor which has been poured into it by generation after generation of poor men who live like Jesus as outcasts, and die like Jesus as criminals, and are revered like Jesus as founders and saints. The greatest of the early Church fathers were bitterly fought by the Church authorities of their own time. St. Chrysostom, Bishop of Constantinople, was turned out of office, exiled and practically martyred; St. Basil was persecuted by the Emperor Valens; St. Ambrose excommunicated the tyrannical Emperor Theodosius; St. Cyprian gave all his wealth to the poor, and was exiled and finally martyred. In the same way, most of the heretics whom the Holy Inquisition tortured and burned were proletarian rebels; the saints whom the Church reveres, the founders of the orders which gave it life for century after century, were men who sought to return to the example of the carpenter's son. Let us hear a Christian scholar on this point, Prof. Rauschenbusch:

And here’s the thing to note: the reason Christianity has thrived and continues to resonate with people today is the fresh spirit of faith and passion brought to it by countless generations of ordinary individuals who live like Jesus as outcasts, die like Jesus as criminals, and are honored like Jesus as founders and saints. The most prominent early Church fathers faced fierce opposition from the Church authorities of their time. St. Chrysostom, Bishop of Constantinople, was removed from his position, exiled, and essentially martyred; St. Basil was persecuted by Emperor Valens; St. Ambrose excommunicated the tyrannical Emperor Theodosius; St. Cyprian gave away all his wealth to the poor, was exiled, and ultimately martyred. Similarly, most of the heretics tortured and burned by the Holy Inquisition were working-class rebels; the saints celebrated by the Church, the founders of the orders that sustained it for centuries, were individuals who sought to emulate the example of the carpenter's son. Let’s hear a Christian scholar on this topic, Prof. Rauschenbusch:

The movement of Francis of Assisi, of the Waldenses, of the Humiliati and Bons Hommes, were all inspired by democratic and communistic ideals. Wiclif was by far the greatest doctrinal reformer before the reformation; but his eyes, too, were first opened to the doctrinal errors of the Roman Church by joining in a great national and patriotic movement against the alien domination and extortion of the Church. The Bohemian revolt made famous by the name of John Huss, was quite as much political and social as religious. Savonarola was a great democrat as well as a religious prophet. In his famous interview with the dying Lorenzo de Medici he made three demands as a condition for granting absolution. Of the man he demanded a living faith in God's mercy. Of the millionaire he demanded restitution of his ill-gotten wealth. Of the political usurper he demanded the restoration of the liberties of the people of Florence. It is significant that the dying sinner found it easy to assent to the first, hard to assent to the second, and impossible to concede the last.

The movements of Francis of Assisi, the Waldenses, the Humiliati, and the Bons Hommes were all inspired by democratic and communist ideals. Wycliffe was the greatest doctrinal reformer before the Reformation, but he also came to understand the doctrinal errors of the Roman Church through a large national and patriotic movement against the Church's foreign domination and exploitation. The Bohemian revolt, famously associated with John Huss, was just as much political and social as it was religious. Savonarola was both a staunch democrat and a religious prophet. In his well-known meeting with the dying Lorenzo de Medici, he made three demands in exchange for granting absolution. He demanded a sincere faith in God's mercy from the man, restitution of his ill-gotten wealth from the millionaire, and the restoration of Florentine liberties from the political usurper. It's notable that the dying sinner found it easy to agree to the first demand, difficult to accept the second, and impossible to concede the last.





Locusts and Wild Honey

This proletarian strain in Christianity goes back to a time long before Jesus; it seems to have been inherent in the religious character of the Jews—that stubborn independence, that stiff-necked insistence on the right of a man to interview God for himself and to find out what God wants him to do; also the inclination to find that God wants him to oppose earthly rulers and their plundering of the poor. What is it that gives to the Bible the vitality it has today? Its literary style? To say that is to display the ignorance of the cultured; for elevation of style is a by-product of passionate conviction; it is what the Jewish writers had to say, and not the way they said it, that has given them their hold upon mankind. Was it their insistence upon conscience, their fear of God as the beginning of wisdom? But that same element appears in the Babylonian psalms, which are as eloquent and as sincere as those of the Hebrews, yet are read only by scholars. Was it their sense of the awful presence of divinity, of the soul immortal in its keeping? The Egyptians had that far more than the Hebrews, and yet we do not cherish their religious books. Or was it the love of man for all things living, the lesson of charity upon which the Catholics lay such stress? The gentle Buddha had that, and had it long before Christ; also his priests had metaphysical subtlety, greater than that of John the Apostle or Thomas Aquinas.

This working-class aspect of Christianity dates back long before Jesus; it seems to have been part of the religious nature of the Jews—this stubborn independence, this strong insistence on a person's right to connect with God directly and discover what God wants them to do; also the tendency to believe that God wants them to stand against earthly rulers and their exploitation of the poor. What gives the Bible its enduring power today? Is it its writing style? To suggest that is to show a lack of understanding among the educated; because a refined style is a by-product of deep conviction. It is what the Jewish writers had to convey, not how they expressed it, that has allowed their messages to resonate with humanity. Was it their focus on conscience, their belief that fearing God is the beginning of wisdom? That same element can be found in Babylonian psalms, which are just as eloquent and heartfelt as those of the Hebrews, yet they are only read by scholars. Was it their awareness of the profound presence of divinity, of the soul being immortal in its care? The Egyptians had that much more than the Hebrews, yet we do not value their religious texts. Or was it the love for all living things, the lesson of charity that is so emphasized in Catholic teaching? The gentle Buddha embodied that, and he had it long before Christ; his followers also possessed metaphysical insights that were greater than those of John the Apostle or Thomas Aquinas.

No, there is one thing and one only which distinguishes the Hebrew sacred writings from all others, and that is their insistent note of proletarian revolt, their furious denunciations of exploiters, and of luxury and wantonness, the vices of the rich. Of that note the Assyrian and Chaldean and Babylonian writing contain not a trace, and the Egyptian hardly enough to mention. The Hindoos had a trace of it; but the true, natural-born rebels of all time were the Hebrews. They were rebels against oppression in ancient Judea, as they are today in Petrograd and New York; the spirit of equality and brotherhood which spoke through Ezekiel and Amos and Isaiah, through John the Baptist and Jesus and James, spoke in the last century through Marx and Lassalle and Jaures, and speaks today through Liebknecht and Rosa Luxemburg and Karl Kautsky and Israel Zangwill and Morris Hillquit and Abraham Cahan and Emma Goldman and the Joseph Fels endowment.

No, there’s one thing that sets the Hebrew sacred writings apart from all others, and that’s their strong emphasis on working-class revolt, their fierce condemnation of oppressors, and of luxury and excess, the vices of the wealthy. The Assyrian, Chaldean, and Babylonian writings lack any trace of this, and the Egyptian writings have barely any mention of it. The Hindoos had a hint of it, but the true, natural-born rebels of all time were the Hebrews. They rebelled against oppression in ancient Judea, just as they do today in Petrograd and New York; the spirit of equality and brotherhood that came through Ezekiel, Amos, and Isaiah, through John the Baptist, Jesus, and James, also echoed in the last century through Marx, Lassalle, and Jaures, and continues today through Liebknecht, Rosa Luxemburg, Karl Kautsky, Israel Zangwill, Morris Hillquit, Abraham Cahan, Emma Goldman, and the Joseph Fels endowment.

The legal rate of interest throughout the Babylonian Empire was 20%; the laws of Manu permitted 24%, while the laws of the Egyptians only stepped in to prevent more than 100%. But listen to this Hebrew law:

The legal interest rate in the Babylonian Empire was 20%; the laws of Manu allowed for 24%, while Egyptian laws only intervened to cap it at 100%. But check out this Hebrew law:

If thy brother be waxen poor, and fallen in decay with thee, then thou shalt relieve him, yea, though he be a stranger or a sojourner, that he may live with thee: Take thou no interest of him, or increase; but fear thy God that thy brother may live with thee. Thou shalt not give him any money upon usury, nor lend him thy victuals for increase.

If your brother has become poor and is struggling, you must help him, even if he is a stranger or a traveler, so he can live with you. Don't charge him any interest or increase; instead, honor your God so your brother can live with you. You must not give him money with interest, nor lend him food for profit.

And so on, forbidding that Hebrews be sold as bond servants, and commanding that at the end of fifty years All debtors shall have their debts forgiven and their lands returned to them. And note that this is not the raving of agitators, the demand of a minority party; it is the law of the Hebrew land.

And so on, prohibiting Hebrews from being sold as bond servants, and requiring that after fifty years all debtors will have their debts erased and their lands returned to them. And remember, this isn’t the ranting of activists or the request of a small group; it is the law of the Hebrew land.

There has been of late a great deal of new discovery concerning the early Jews. Conrad Noel summarizes the results as follows:

There’s been a lot of new discoveries lately about the early Jews. Conrad Noel sums up the findings like this:

The land-mark law, which sternly forbids encroachment upon peasant rights; consideration for the foreigner; additional sanitary and food laws; tithe regulations on behalf of widows, orphans, foreigners, etc.; that those who have no economic independence should eat and be satisfied; that loans should be given cheerfully, not only without any interest, but even at the risk of losing the principal. To withhold a loan because the year of release is at hand in which the principal is no longer recoverable, is described as a grave sin. When you are compelled to free your slaves, you must give them sufficient capital to embark upon some industry which shall prevent their falling back into slavery. A number of holidays are insisted upon. There must be no more crushing of the poor out of existence, for God cares for these people who have been driven to poverty, and they shall never cease out of the land. Howbeit there shall be no poor with you, for the Lord will bless you, if you will obey these laws.

The landmark law strictly prohibits violating peasant rights; considers the needs of foreigners; adds new health and food regulations; sets tithe rules for widows, orphans, foreigners, and others; ensures that those without economic independence receive enough to eat; and states that loans should be given willingly, not only interest-free but also at the risk of losing the principal. Refusing a loan just because the repayment year is approaching, when the principal can no longer be recovered, is considered a serious sin. When you have to free your slaves, you must provide them with enough capital to start a business so they don’t fall back into slavery. A number of holidays are required. There must be no more oppression of the poor, for God cares for those who are suffering, and they will always be part of the land. However, there will be no poor among you, for the Lord will bless you if you follow these laws.

But then prosperity came, and culture, which meant contact with the capitalist ideas of the heathen empires. The Jews fell from the stern justice of their fathers; and so came the prophets, wild-eyed men of the people, clad in camel's hair and living upon locusts and wild honey, breaking in upon priests and kings and capitalists with their furious denunciations. And always they incited to class war and social disturbance. I quote Conrad Noel again:

But then prosperity arrived, along with culture, which brought contact with the capitalist ideas of the pagan empires. The Jews strayed from the strict justice of their ancestors; and so the prophets emerged, wild-eyed men of the people, dressed in camel’s hair and surviving on locusts and wild honey, interrupting priests, kings, and capitalists with their passionate condemnations. And they consistently stirred up class struggle and social unrest. I quote Conrad Noel again:

Nathan and Gad bad been David's political advisers, Abijah had stirred Jeroboam to revolt, Elijah had resisted Ahab, Elisha had fanned the rebellion of Jehu, Amos thunders against the misrule of the king of Israel, Isaiah denounces the landlords and the usurers, Micah charges them with blood-guiltiness; Jeremiah and the latter prophets, though they strike a more intimate note of personal repentance, strike it as the prelude to that national restoration for which they hunger as exiles.

Nathan and Gad had been David's political advisors, Abijah had inspired Jeroboam to revolt, Elijah had opposed Ahab, Elisha had encouraged Jehu's rebellion, Amos condemned the king of Israel's misrule, Isaiah criticized the landlords and the moneylenders, Micah accused them of being guilty of bloodshed; Jeremiah and the later prophets, while they focus more on personal repentance, do so as a prelude to the national restoration they long for as exiles.

The first chapters of Isaiah are typical of the Old Testament point of view. Just as the prophets of the nineteenth century thundered against the "Christian" employers of Lancashire, and told them their houses were cemented with the blood of little children, so Isaiah cries against his generation: "Your governing classes companion with thieves; behold you build up Sion with blood." Their ceremonial and their Sabbath keeping are an abomination to God. "When ye spread forth your hands, I will hide mine eyes from you. Your hands are full of blood." The poor man is robbed. The rich exact usury. "Woe unto you that lay house to house and field to field, that ye may dwell alone in the midst of the land." "Wash you, make you clean, put away the evil of your doing from before mine eyes; cease to do evil; learn to do well, seek judgment, relieve the oppressed, judge the fatherless, plead for the widow. Come now, let us reason together, saith the Lord. Though your sins be blood-colored, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool. If ye be willing and obedient, ye shall eat the good of the land. But if ye refuse and rebel, ye shall be devoured by the sword."

The first chapters of Isaiah reflect the typical Old Testament perspective. Just like the prophets of the nineteenth century criticized the "Christian" employers in Lancashire, telling them their wealth was built on the suffering of children, Isaiah calls out to his generation: "Your leaders associate with thieves; look, you build up Zion with blood." Their rituals and Sabbath observance disgust God. "When you spread out your hands, I will look away from you. Your hands are full of blood." The poor are being robbed, while the rich charge excessive interest. "Woe to you who combine house with house and field with field, so you can live alone in the middle of the land." "Wash yourselves, make yourselves clean, remove the evil of your actions from my sight; stop doing wrong; learn to do good, seek justice, help the oppressed, defend the fatherless, plead for the widow. Come now, let's reason together, says the Lord. Even if your sins are like bloodstains, they will be white as snow; even if they are red like crimson, they will be like wool. If you are willing and obedient, you will enjoy the best of the land. But if you refuse and rebel, you will be killed by the sword."





Mother Earth

And nowadays we have the Socialist and Anarchist agitators, following the same tradition, possessed by the same dream as the ancient Hebrew prophets. I have mentioned Emma Goldman; it may be that the reader is not familiar with her writings, and does not realize how very Biblical she is, both in point of view and style. Let me quote a few sentences from a recent issue of her paper, "Mother Earth", on the subject of our ruling classes and their social responsibility:

And today we have Socialist and Anarchist activists, following the same tradition, driven by the same dream as the ancient Hebrew prophets. I've mentioned Emma Goldman; it’s possible that the reader isn’t familiar with her writings and doesn’t realize how deeply Biblical she is, both in perspective and style. Let me quote a few sentences from a recent issue of her publication, "Mother Earth," on the topic of our ruling classes and their social responsibility:

Yes, you idle rich, you may howl about what we mean to do to you! Your riches are rotten and your fine clothes are falling from your backs. Your stocks and bonds are so tainted that the ink on them should turn to acid and eat holes in your pockets and your skins. You have piled up your dirty millions, but what wages have you paid to the poor devils of farm hands you have robbed? And do you imagine they won't remember it when the revolution comes? You loll on soft couches and amuse yourselves with your mistresses; you think you are "it" and the world is yours. You send militiamen and shoot down our organizers, and we are helpless. But wait, comrades, our time is coming.

Yes, you wealthy elites, you can scream about what we're planning to do to you! Your wealth is decayed, and your fancy clothes are falling apart. Your stocks and bonds are so corrupted that the ink on them should turn to acid and burn holes in your pockets and your skin. You’ve hoarded your dirty millions, but what have you paid the poor farmhands you’ve exploited? And do you really think they won’t remember when the revolution happens? You lounge on plush sofas and entertain yourselves with your mistresses; you think you’re on top of the world. You send in the militia to take down our organizers, and we seem powerless. But just wait, comrades, our time is coming.

Doubtless the reader is well satisfied that the author of this tirade is now in jail, where she can no longer defy the laws of good taste. They always put the ancient prophets in jail; that is the way to know a prophet when you meet him. Let me quote another prophet who is now behind bars—Alexander Berkman, in his "Prison Memoirs of an Anarchist", discussing the same subject of plutocratic pretension:

Doubtless the reader is well satisfied that the author of this tirade is now in jail, where she can no longer defy the laws of good taste. They always put the ancient prophets in jail; that is the way to know a prophet when you meet him. Let me quote another prophet who is now behind bars—Alexander Berkman, in his "Prison Memoirs of an Anarchist", discussing the same subject of plutocratic pretension:

Tell me, you four hundred, where did you get it? Who gave it to you? Your grandfather, you say? Your father? Can you go all the way back and show there is no flaw anywhere in your title? I tell you that the beginning and the root of your wealth is necessarily in injustice. And why? Because Nature did not make this man rich and that man poor from the start. Nature does not intend for one man to have capital and another to be a wage-slave. Nature made the earth to be cultivated by all. The idea we Anarchists have of the rich is of highwaymen, standing in the street and robbing every one that passes.

Tell me, you four hundred, where did you get it? Who gave it to you? Your grandfather, you say? Your father? Can you trace it all the way back and prove there’s no flaw in your title? I’m telling you that the source of your wealth is rooted in injustice. And why? Because Nature didn’t make one man rich and another poor from the beginning. Nature doesn’t want one person to have capital while another struggles to survive. Nature intended for everyone to cultivate the earth. The way we Anarchists see the rich is like highway robbers, standing in the street and stealing from everyone who passes by.

Or take "Big Bill" Haywood, chief of the I. W. W. Hear what he has to say in a pamphlet addressed to the harvest-hands he is seeking to organize:

Or take "Big Bill" Haywood, leader of the I.W.W. Check out what he has to say in a pamphlet aimed at the harvest workers he wants to organize:

How much farther do you piutes expect to go with your grabbing? Do you want to be the only people left on earth? Why else do you drive out the workers from all share in Nature, and claim everything for yourselves? The earth was made for all, rich and poor alike; where do you get your title deeds to it? Nature gave everything for all men to use alike; it is only your robbery which makes your so-called "ownership". Capital has no rights. The land belongs to Nature, and we are all Nature's sons.

How much further do you people expect to go with your greed? Do you want to be the only ones left on earth? Why else do you push workers away from sharing in nature and claim everything for yourselves? The earth was made for everyone, rich and poor alike; where do you get your title deeds to it? Nature provided everything for all of us to use equally; it's only your theft that creates your so-called “ownership.” Capital has no rights. The land belongs to nature, and we are all part of nature.

Or take Eugene V. Debs, three times candidate of the Socialist Party for President. I quote from one of his pamphlets:

Or consider Eugene V. Debs, who ran three times as the Socialist Party candidate for President. Here’s a quote from one of his pamphlets:

The propertied classes are like people who go into a public theatre and refuse to let anyone else come in, treating as private property what is meant for social use. If each man would take only what he needs, and leave the balance to those who have nothing, there would be no rich and no poor. The rich man is a thief.

The wealthy classes are like people who enter a public theater and refuse to let anyone else in, treating something meant for everyone as if it's their personal property. If everyone only took what they need and left the rest for those who have nothing, there would be no rich or poor. The rich person is a thief.

I might go on citing such quotations for many pages; but I know that Emma Goldman and Alexander Berkman and Bill Haywood and Gene Debs may read this book, and I don't want them to close it in the middle and throw it at me. Therefore let me hasten to explain my poor joke; the sentiments I have been quoting are not those of our modern agitators, but of another group of ancient ones. The first is not from Emma Goldman, nor did I find it in "Mother Earth". I found it in the Epistle of James, believed by orthodox authorities to have been James, the brother of Jesus. It is exactly what he wrote—save that I have put it into modern phrases, and changed the swing of the sentences, in order that those familiar with the Bible might read it without suspicion. The second passage is not in the writings of Alexander Berkman, but in those of St. John Chrysostom, most famous of the early fathers, who lived 374-407. The third is not from the pen of "Big Bill" but from that of St. Ambrose, a father of the Latin Church, 340-397, and the fourth is not by Comrade Debs, but by St. Basil of the Greek Church, 329-379. And if the reader objects to my having fooled him for a minute or two, what will he say to the Christian Church, which has been fooling him for sixteen hundred years?

I could keep quoting like this for pages, but I know that Emma Goldman, Alexander Berkman, Bill Haywood, and Gene Debs might read this book, and I don’t want them to slam it shut and throw it at me. So, let me quickly clarify my bad joke; the quotes I’ve been using aren’t from our modern activists, but from another set of ancient figures. The first isn’t from Emma Goldman, nor did I find it in "Mother Earth." I found it in the Epistle of James, which orthodox scholars believe was written by James, the brother of Jesus. It’s exactly what he wrote—except I’ve put it into modern language and changed the flow of the sentences so that those familiar with the Bible can read it without suspicion. The second passage isn’t from Alexander Berkman, but from St. John Chrysostom, the most famous of the early church fathers, who lived from 374 to 407. The third isn’t from “Big Bill,” but from St. Ambrose, a father of the Latin Church, who lived from 340 to 397, and the fourth isn’t by Comrade Debs, but by St. Basil of the Greek Church, who lived from 329 to 379. And if the reader is annoyed that I fooled him for a moment, what will he say about the Christian Church, which has been tricking him for sixteen hundred years?





The Soap Box

This book will be denounced from one end of Christendom to the other as the work of a blasphemous infidel. Yet it stands in the direct line of the Christian tradition: written by a man who was brought up in the Church, and loved it with all his heart and soul, and was driven out by the formalists and hypocrites in high places; a man who thinks of Jesus more frequently and with more devotion than he thinks of any other man that lives or has ever lived on earth; and who has but one purpose in all that he says and does, to bring into reality the dream that Jesus dreamed of peace on earth and good will toward men.

This book will be condemned from one end of Christianity to the other as the work of a blasphemous nonbeliever. Yet it aligns directly with the Christian tradition: written by a man who was raised in the Church, loved it with his whole heart and soul, and was cast out by the formalists and hypocrites in power; a man who thinks of Jesus more often and with greater devotion than he thinks of anyone else who lives or has ever lived on earth; and whose only goal in everything he says and does is to make the dream Jesus envisioned of peace on earth and goodwill toward everyone a reality.

I will go farther yet and say that not merely is this book written for the cause of Jesus, but it is written in the manner of Jesus. We read his bitter railings at the Pharisees, and miss the point entirely, because the word Pharisee has become to us a word of reproach. But this is due solely to Jesus; in his time the word was a holy word, it meant the most orthodox and respectable, the ultra high-church devotees of Jerusalem. The way to get the spirit of the tirades of Jesus is to do with him what we did with the early church fathers—translate him into American. This time, since the reader shares the secret, it will not be necessary to disguise the Bible style, and we may follow the text exactly. Let me try the twenty-third chapter of Matthew, omitting seven verses which refer to subtleties of Hebrew casuistry, for which we should have to go to Lyman Abbott or St. Alphonsus to find a parallel:

I will go even further and say that this book isn’t just written for the cause of Jesus, but it’s written in the style of Jesus. We read his harsh criticisms of the Pharisees and completely miss the point because the term Pharisee has become a term of insult for us. But that’s solely because of Jesus; in his time, the word was considered sacred, representing the most orthodox and respectable, the ultra high-church followers in Jerusalem. To grasp the essence of Jesus's criticisms, we need to do with him what we did with the early church fathers—translate him into American. This time, since the reader is in on the secret, we won’t need to hide the biblical style, and we can follow the text exactly. Let me take a shot at the twenty-third chapter of Matthew, skipping seven verses that deal with intricacies of Hebrew law, for which we’d need to consult Lyman Abbott or St. Alphonsus to find a comparison:

Then Jesus mounted upon a soap-box, and began a speech, saying, The doctors of divinity and Episcopalians fill the Fifth Avenue churches; and it would be all right if you were to listen to what they preach, and do that; but don't follow their actions, for they never practice what they preach. They load the backs of the working-classes with crushing burdens, but they themselves never move a finger to carry a burden, and everything they do is for show. They wear frock-coats and silk hats on Sundays, and they sit at the speakers' table at the banquets of the Civic Federation, and they occupy the best pews in the churches, and their doings are reported in all the papers; they are called leading citizens and pillars of the church. But don't you be called leading citizens, for the only useful man is the man who produces. (Applause). And whoever exalts himself shall be abased, and whoever humbles himself shall be exalted.

Then Jesus stood on a soapbox and began speaking, saying, The theologians and Episcopalians fill the Fifth Avenue churches; and it would be fine if you listened to what they preach and did just that; but don’t follow their actions, because they never practice what they preach. They burden the working class with heavy loads, yet they never lift a finger to help, and everything they do is just for show. They wear fancy coats and top hats on Sundays, sit at the speakers' table at the Civic Federation banquets, occupy the best seats in church, and their activities are covered in all the newspapers; they are called leading citizens and pillars of the church. But don’t aspire to be called leading citizens, because the only truly useful person is the one who produces. (Applause). And whoever lifts themselves up will be brought down, and whoever lowers themselves will be lifted up.

Woe unto you, doctors of divinity and Catholics, hypocrites! for you shut up the kingdom of Heaven against men; you don't go in yourself and you don't let others go in. Woe unto you, doctors of divinity and Presbyterians, hypocrites! for you foreclose mortgages on widows' houses, and for a pretense you make long prayers. For this you will receive the greater damnation! Woe unto you, doctors of divinity and Methodists, hypocrites! for you send missionaries to Africa to make one convert, and when you have made him, he is twice as much a child of hell as yourselves. (Applause). Woe unto you, blind guides, with your subtleties of doctrine, your transubstantiation and consubstantiation and all the rest of it; you fools and blind! Woe unto you, doctors of divinity and Episcopalians, hypocrites! for you drop your checks into the collection-plate and you pay no heed to the really important things in the Bible, which are justice and mercy and faith in goodness. You blind guides, who strain at a gnat and swallow a camel! (Laughter). Woe unto you, doctors of divinity and Anglicans, hypocrites! for you bathe yourselves and dress in immaculate clothing but within you are full of extortion and excess. You blind high churchmen, clean first your hearts, so that the clothes you wear may represent you. Woe unto you, doctors of divinity and Baptists, hypocrites! for you are like marble tombs which appear beautiful on the outside, but inside are full of dead men's bones and all uncleanness. Even so you appear righteous to men, but inside you are full of hypocrisy and iniquity. (Applause). Woe unto you, doctors of divinity and Unitarians, hypocrites! because you erect statues to dead reformers, and put wreathes upon the tombs of old-time martyrs. You say, if we had been alive in those days, we would not have helped to kill those good men. That ought to show you how to treat us at present. (Laughter). But you are the children of those who killed the good men; so go ahead and kill us too! You serpents, you generation of vipers, how can you escape the damnation of hell?

Woe to you, theologians and Catholics, hypocrites! You block the kingdom of Heaven from people; you don't enter yourselves and you don't allow others to enter. Woe to you, theologians and Presbyterians, hypocrites! You foreclose on widows' homes and make long prayers just for show. For this, you will face a harsher punishment! Woe to you, theologians and Methodists, hypocrites! You send missionaries to Africa to make one convert, and when you do, that person ends up being twice as much a child of hell as you are. (Applause). Woe to you, blind guides, with your complicated doctrines, your transubstantiation and consubstantiation and all that nonsense; you fools and blind! Woe to you, theologians and Episcopalians, hypocrites! You drop your checks in the collection plate but ignore the really important things in the Bible, which are justice and mercy and faith in goodness. You blind guides, who focus on trivial things while swallowing a camel! (Laughter). Woe to you, theologians and Anglicans, hypocrites! You clean yourselves up and wear pristine clothes, but inside you are full of greed and excess. You blind high churchmen, first clean your hearts, so that your clothes may truly reflect who you are. Woe to you, theologians and Baptists, hypocrites! You are like marble tombs that look nice on the outside but are full of dead men's bones and all uncleanness inside. You may appear righteous to others, but inside you are full of hypocrisy and wickedness. (Applause). Woe to you, theologians and Unitarians, hypocrites! You put up statues of dead reformers and lay flowers on the graves of old-time martyrs. You say that if you had lived back then, you wouldn't have helped kill those good men. That should show you how to treat us now. (Laughter). But you are the children of those who killed the good men; so go ahead and kill us too! You serpents, you generation of vipers, how can you escape damnation?

At this point, according to the report published in the Jerusalem "Times", a police sergeant stepped up to the orator and notified him that he was under arrest; he submitted quietly, but one of his followers attempted to use a knife, and was severely clubbed. Jesus was taken to the station-house followed by a riotous throng, and held upon a charge of disorderly conduct. Next morning the Rev. Dr. Caiaphas of Old Trinity appeared against him, and Magistrate Pilate sentenced him to six months on Blackwell's Island, remarking that from this time on he proposed to make an example of those soap-box orators who persist in using threatening and abusive language. Just as the prisoner was being led away, a detective appeared with a requisition from the Governor, ordering that Jesus be taken to San Francisco, where he is under indictment for murder in the first degree, it being charged that his teachings helped to incite the Preparedness Day explosion.

At this point, according to a report published in the Jerusalem "Times", a police sergeant approached the speaker and informed him that he was under arrest; he complied quietly, but one of his supporters tried to use a knife and was severely beaten. Jesus was taken to the police station, followed by a chaotic crowd, and held on a charge of disorderly conduct. The next morning, Rev. Dr. Caiaphas of Old Trinity came forward against him, and Magistrate Pilate sentenced him to six months on Blackwell's Island, stating that from now on he intended to make an example of those public speakers who continue to use threatening and abusive language. Just as the prisoner was being led away, a detective arrived with a requisition from the Governor, directing that Jesus be taken to San Francisco, where he is facing a first-degree murder charge, alleged to have incited the Preparedness Day explosion with his teachings.





The Church Machine

The Catholics of His time came to Jesus and said, "Master, we would have a sign of Thee"—meaning that they wanted him to do some magic, to prove to their vulgar minds that his power came from God. He answered by calling them an evil and adulterous generation—which is exactly what I have said about the Papal machine. The Baptists and Methodists and Presbyterians and other book-worshippers of his time accused him of violating the sacred commands so definitely set down in their ancient texts, and to them he answered that the Sabbath was made for man and not man for the Sabbath; he called them hypocrites, and quoted Karl Marx at them—"This people honoreth me with their lips, but their heart is far from me." Because he despised the company of the respectables, and went among the humble and human folk of his own class in the places where they gathered—the public houses—the churchly scandal-mongers called him "a man gluttonous and a wine-bibber, a friend of publicans and sinners"—precisely as in the old days they used to sneer at the Socialists for having their meetings in the back-rooms of saloons, and precisely as they still denounce us as free-lovers and atheists.

The Catholics of His time came to Jesus and said, "Teacher, we want a sign from you"—meaning they wanted him to perform some magic to convince their simple minds that his power came from God. He responded by calling them an evil and unfaithful generation—which is exactly what I have said about the Papal machine. The Baptists, Methodists, Presbyterians, and other followers of Scripture at that time accused him of breaking the sacred rules outlined in their ancient texts, and he replied that the Sabbath was made for people, not people for the Sabbath; he called them hypocrites and quoted Karl Marx at them—"These people honor me with their words, but their hearts are far from me." Because he looked down on the company of the respectable and mingled with the humble and ordinary people of his own class in the places where they gathered—the pubs—the church leaders labeled him "a glutton and a drunkard, a friend of tax collectors and sinners"—just as in the past they used to mock the Socialists for having their meetings in the back rooms of bars, and just as they still criticize us as free-lovers and atheists.

But the longing for justice between man and man, which is the Kingdom of Heaven on earth, is the deepest instinct of the human heart, and the voice of the carpenter cannot be confined within the thickest church-walls, nor drowned by all the pealing organs in Christendom. Even in these days, when the power of Mammon is more widespread, more concentrated and more systematized than ever before in history—even in these days of Morgan and Rockefeller, there are Christian clergymen who dare to preach as Jesus preached. One by one they are cast out of the Church—Father McGlynn, George D. Herron, Alexander Irvine, J. Stitt Wilson, Austin Adams, Algernon Crapsey, Bouck White; but their voices are not silenced they are like the leaven, to which Jesus compared the kingdom of God—a woman took it and hid it in three measures of meal till the whole was leavened. The young theological students read, and some of them understand; I know three brothers in one family who have just gone into the Church, and are preaching straight social revolution—and the scribes and the pharisees have not yet dared to cast them out.

But the desire for justice among people, which is the Kingdom of Heaven on earth, is the strongest instinct of the human heart, and the voice of the carpenter cannot be contained within the thickest church walls, nor drowned out by all the ringing organs in Christendom. Even today, when the influence of wealth is more widespread, concentrated, and organized than ever before in history—even in these times of Morgan and Rockefeller, there are Christian ministers who are bold enough to preach as Jesus did. One by one, they are pushed out of the Church—Father McGlynn, George D. Herron, Alexander Irvine, J. Stitt Wilson, Austin Adams, Algernon Crapsey, Bouck White; but their voices are not silenced—they are like the yeast that Jesus compared to the kingdom of God—a woman took it and hid it in three measures of flour until the whole batch was leavened. The young theology students read, and some of them get it; I know three brothers from one family who have just entered the Church and are preaching straight-up social revolution—and the scribes and the Pharisees haven’t dared to kick them out yet.

In this book I have portrayed the Christian Church as the servant and henchman of Big Business, a part of the system of Mammon. Every church is necessarily a money machine, holding and administering property. And it is not alone the Catholic Church which is in politics, seeking favors from the state—the exemption of church property from taxation, exemption of ministers from military service, free transportation for them and their families on the railroads, the control of charity and education, laws to deprive people of amusements on Sunday—so on through a long list. As the churches have to be built with money, you find that in them the rich possess the control and demand the deference, while the poor are humble, and in their secret hearts jealous and bitter; in other words, the class struggle is in the churches, as everywhere else in the world, and the social revolution is coming in the churches, just as it is coming in industry.

In this book, I have depicted the Christian Church as a supporter and ally of Big Business, part of the system of wealth. Every church is essentially a money-making institution, owning and managing property. It’s not just the Catholic Church that gets involved in politics, seeking benefits from the government—like tax exemptions for church properties, exemptions for ministers from military service, free travel for them and their families on the railroads, control over charity and education, and laws that restrict people's entertainment on Sundays—this list goes on. Since churches need funding to be built, you’ll find that the wealthy hold the power and expect respect, while the poor remain humble, nursing feelings of jealousy and bitterness in their hearts; in other words, the class struggle exists within the churches, just like everywhere else in the world, and a social revolution is on its way in the churches, just as it is in industries.

It is a fact of deep significance that the majority of ministers are proletarians, eking out their existence upon a miserable salary, and beholden in all their comings and goings to the wealthy holders of privilege. Even in the Roman Catholic Church that is true. The ordinary priest is a man of the working class, and knows what working people suffer and feel. So in the Catholic Church there are proletarian rebellions; there is many a priest who does not carry out the political orders of his superiors, but goes to the polls and votes for his class instead of for his pope. In Ireland, as I write, the young priests are defying their bishops and joining the Sinn Fein, a non-religious movement for an Irish Republic.

It’s important to note that most ministers are working-class individuals, struggling to get by on a low salary, and reliant on the wealthy elite for their livelihoods. This is also true in the Roman Catholic Church. The average priest comes from the working class and understands the struggles and feelings of everyday people. As a result, there are working-class uprisings within the Catholic Church; many priests don’t follow the political directives of their leaders but instead vote for their own class interests rather than their pope's. As I'm writing this in Ireland, young priests are openly challenging their bishops and joining Sinn Fein, a secular movement advocating for an Irish Republic.

What is it that keeps the average workingman in subjection to the exploiter? Simply terror, the terror of losing his job. And if you could get into the inmost soul of Christian ministers, you would find that precisely the same force is keeping many of them slaves to Tradition. They are educated men, and thousands of them must resent the dilemma which compels them to be either fools or hypocrites. They have caught enough of the spirit of their time not to enjoy having to pose as miracle-mongers, rain-makers and witch-doctors; they would like to say frankly that they do not believe that Jonah ever swallowed the whale, and even that they are dubious about Hercules and Achilles and other demigods. But they are part of a machine, and the old men and the rich men who run the machine have laid down the law. Those who find themselves tempted to think, remember suddenly that they have wives and children; they have only one profession, they have been unfitted for any other by a life-time of study of dead things, as well as by the practice of altruism.

What keeps the average working man under the thumb of the exploiter? It's plain fear—the fear of losing his job. If you could dive deep into the hearts of many Christian ministers, you'd see that the same fear keeps a lot of them tied to Tradition. They're educated people, and many of them must resent the situation that forces them to be either fools or hypocrites. They’ve picked up enough of the spirit of their time that they don't enjoy pretending to be miracle workers, rain makers, and witch doctors. They would love to openly admit that they don’t believe Jonah ever swallowed a whale and that they’re even skeptical about Hercules, Achilles, and other demigods. But they’re part of a system, and the old men and wealthy individuals in charge of this system have set the rules. Those who start to question suddenly remember that they have wives and children to think about. They have only one career, and years of studying dead subjects and practicing altruism have made them unfit for any other.

But now the Social Revolution is coming; coming upon swift wings—it may be here before this book sees the light. And who knows but then we may see in America that wonderful sight which we saw in Russia, when Christian monks assembled and burned their holy books, and petitioned the state to take them in as citizens and human beings? It is my belief that when the power of exploitation is broken, we shall see the Dead Hand crumble into dust, as a mummy crumbles when it is exposed to the air. All those men who stay in the Church and pretend to believe nonsense, because it affords an easy way to earn a living, will suddenly realize that it is possible to earn a living outside; that any man can go into a factory, clean and well-ventilated and humanly run, and by four hours work can earn the purchasing power of ten or fifteen dollars. Do you not think that there may be some who will choose freedom and self-respect on those terms?

But now the Social Revolution is coming; coming in fast—it might arrive before this book is even published. And who knows, maybe we’ll see in America that incredible scene we witnessed in Russia, when Christian monks gathered to burn their holy books and asked the government to accept them as citizens and human beings? I believe that once the power of exploitation is defeated, we’ll watch the Dead Hand fall apart like a mummy crumbles when exposed to the air. All those people who stay in the Church and pretend to believe in nonsense because it’s an easy way to make a living will suddenly realize that they can make a living elsewhere; that anyone can walk into a clean, well-run factory, and with just four hours of work, can earn the equivalent of ten or fifteen dollars. Don’t you think there will be some who will choose freedom and self-respect under those conditions?

And what of those thousands and tens of thousands who join the church because it is a part of the regime of respectability, a way to make the acquaintance of the rich, to curry favor and obtain promotion, to get customers if you are a tradesman, to extend your practice if you are a professional man? And what about the millions who go to church because they are poor, and because life is a desperate struggle, and this is one way to keep the favor of the boss, to get a little better chance for the children, to get charity if you fall into need; in short, to acquire influence with the well-to-do and powerful, who stand together, and like to see the poor humble and reverent, contented in that state of life to which it has pleased God to call them?

And what about the thousands and tens of thousands who attend church because it's part of maintaining a respectable image, a way to meet wealthy people, gain favor, and get ahead, or to attract customers if you run a business, or to grow your clientele if you're a professional? And what about the millions who go to church because they're struggling financially, and life is a tough battle, and this is a way to stay in the boss's good graces, give their kids a better chance, and seek help if they find themselves in need; in short, to gain influence with the well-off and powerful, who stick together and prefer to see the poor humble and respectful, content in the circumstances that God has placed them in?





The Church Redeemed

Do I mean that I expect to see the Church—all churches—perish and pass away? I do not, for I believe that the Church answers one of the fundamental needs of man. The Social Revolution will abolish poverty and parasitism, it will make temptations fewer, and the soul's path through life much easier; but it will not remove the necessity of struggle for individual virtue, it will only clear the way for the discovery of newer and higher types of virtue. Men will gather more than ever in beautiful places to voice their love of life and of one another; but the places in which they gather will be places swept clean of superstition and tyranny. As the Reformation compelled the Catholic Church to cleanse itself and abolish the grossest of its abuses, so the Social Revolution will compel it to repudiate its defense of parasitism and exploitation. I will record the prophecy that by the year 1950 all Catholic authorities will be denying that the Church ever opposed Socialism—true Socialism; just as today they deny that the Church ever tortured Galileo, ever burned men for teaching that the earth moves around the sun, ever sold the right to commit crime, ever gave away the New World to Spain and Portugal, ever buried newly-born infants in the cellars of nunneries.

Do I mean that I expect to see the Church—all churches—fade away? I don’t, because I believe the Church meets one of humanity's fundamental needs. The Social Revolution will eliminate poverty and laziness, making temptations fewer and the journey of life much easier; but it won't eliminate the need to strive for personal virtue, it will just clear the path for discovering new and higher forms of virtue. People will gather more than ever in beautiful places to express their love for life and each other; but the places where they gather will be free from superstition and oppression. Just as the Reformation forced the Catholic Church to purify itself and end its most egregious abuses, the Social Revolution will push it to reject its support of parasitism and exploitation. I will predict that by the year 1950, all Catholic authorities will deny that the Church ever opposed Socialism—true Socialism; just as today they deny that the Church ever tortured Galileo, ever executed people for teaching that the Earth revolves around the Sun, ever sold the right to commit crimes, ever gave the New World to Spain and Portugal, or ever buried newborn infants in the basements of convents.

The Social Revolution will compel all churches, Christian, Hebrew, Buddhist, Confucian, or what you will, to drive out their formalists and traditionalists. If there is any church that refuses so to adapt itself, the swift progress of enlightenment and freedom will leave it without followers. But in the great religions, which have a soul of goodness and sincerity, we may be sure that reformers will arise, prophets and saints who, as of old, will preach the living word of God. In many churches today we can see the beginning of that new Counter-Reformation. Even in the Catholic Church there is a "modernist" rebellion; read the books of the "Sillon", and Fogazzaro's trilogy of novels, "The Saint", and you will see a genuine and vital protest against the economic corruption of the Church. In America, the "Knights of Slavery" have been forced by public pressure to support a "War for Democracy", and even to compete with the Y. M. C. A. in the training camps. They are doing good work, I am told.

The Social Revolution will force all churches, whether Christian, Jewish, Buddhist, Confucian, or any others, to push out their formalists and traditionalists. If any church refuses to adapt, the rapid spread of enlightenment and freedom will leave it without followers. But in the major religions, which have an essence of goodness and sincerity, we can be confident that reformers will emerge—prophets and saints who, as in the past, will share the living word of God. Today, we can observe the early signs of that new Counter-Reformation in many churches. Even within the Catholic Church, there's a "modernist" uprising; check out the books from the "Sillon" and Fogazzaro's trilogy of novels, "The Saint," and you'll notice a genuine and vital protest against the Church's economic corruption. In America, the "Knights of Slavery" have had to respond to public pressure by supporting a "War for Democracy," and even compete with the Y. M. C. A. in the training camps. I’ve heard they are doing good work.

This gradual conquest of the old religiosity by the spirit of modern common sense is shown most interestingly in the Salvation Army. William Booth was a man with a great heart, who took his life into his hands and went out with a bass-drum to save the lost souls of the slums. He was stoned and jailed, but he persisted, and brought his captives to Jesus—

This slow takeover of traditional religion by modern common sense is most vividly seen in the Salvation Army. William Booth was a man with a big heart who risked everything and went out with a bass drum to save the lost souls in the slums. He faced violence and imprisonment, but he didn't give up and brought his followers to Jesus—

  Vermin-eaten saints with mouldy breath,
  Unwashed legions with the ways of death.
  Vermin-infested saints with musty breath,  
  Unwashed hordes carrying the stench of death.

Incidentally the "General" learned to know his slum population. He had not wanted to engage in charity and material activities; he feared hypocrisy and corruption. But in his writings he lets us see how utterly impossible it is for a man of real heart to do anything for the souls of the slum-dwellers without at the same time helping their diseased and hunger-racked bodies. So the Salvation army was forced into useful work—old clothes depots, nights lodgings, Christmas dinners, farm colonies—until today the bare list of the various kinds of enterprises it carries on fills three printed pages. It is all done with the money of the rich, and is tainted by subservience to authority, but no one can deny that it is better than "Gibson's Preservative", and the fox-hunting parsons filling themselves with port.

By the way, the "General" got to know the people living in the slums. He hadn’t wanted to get involved in charity or material aid; he was worried about hypocrisy and corruption. But in his writings, he reveals how completely impossible it is for someone with a genuine heart to help the souls of the slum residents without also addressing their suffering and hungry bodies. So, the Salvation Army ended up doing meaningful work—old clothing drop-offs, shelters for the night, Christmas dinners, farm communities—until today the list of different services they provide fills three printed pages. It’s all funded by the wealthy, and it has issues with being beholden to authority, but no one can argue that it’s better than "Gibson's Preservative" and the fox-hunting clergymen indulging in port.

And in Protestant Churches the advance has been even greater. Here and there you will find a real rebel, hanging onto his job and preaching the proletarian Jesus; while even the great Fifth Avenue churches are making attempts at "missions" and "settlements" in the slums. The more vital churches are gradually turning themselves into societies for the practical betterment of their members. Their clergy are running boys clubs and sewing-schools for girls, food conservation lectures for mothers, social study clubs for men. You get prayer-meetings and psalm-singing along with this; but here is the fact that hangs always before the clergyman's face—that with prayer-meetings and psalm-singing alone he has a hard time, while with clubs and educational societies and social reforms he thrives.

And in Protestant churches, the progress has been even more significant. Occasionally, you'll find a true rebel clinging to his position and preaching the working-class Jesus; meanwhile, even the grand Fifth Avenue churches are making efforts in "missions" and "settlements" in the poorer neighborhoods. The more vibrant churches are gradually transforming into organizations focused on the practical improvement of their members' lives. Their clergy are running boys' clubs, sewing classes for girls, food conservation workshops for mothers, and social study groups for men. You still have prayer meetings and psalm singing alongside this, but the reality that constantly faces the clergy is that they struggle to thrive with just prayer meetings and psalm singing, while they flourish with clubs, educational organizations, and social reforms.

And now the War has broken upon the world, and caught the churches, like everything else, in its mighty current; the clergy and the congregations are confronted by pressing national needs, they are forced to take notice of a thousand new problems, to engage in a thousand practical activities. No one can see the end of this—any more than he can see the end of the vast upheaval in politics and industry. But we who are trained in revolutionary thought can see the main outlines of the future. We see that in these new church activities the clergy are inspired by things read, not in ancient Hebrew texts, but in the daily newspapers. They are responding to the actual, instant needs of their boys in the trenches and the camps; and this is bound to have an effect upon their psychology. Just as we can say that an English girl who leaves the narrow circle of her old life, and goes into a munition factory and joins a union and takes part in its debates, will never after be a docile home-slave; so we can say that the clergyman who helps in Y. M. C. A. work in France, or in Red Cross organization in America, will be less the bigot and formalist forever after. He will have learned, in spite of himself, to adjust means to ends; he will have learned co-operation and social solidarity by the method which modern educators most favor—by doing. Also he will have absorbed a mass of ideas in news despatches from over the world. He is forced to read these despatches carefully, because the fate of his own boys is involved; and we Socialists will see to it that the despatches are well filled with propaganda!

And now the war has erupted across the world, sweeping the churches up in its powerful tide, just like everything else. The clergy and the congregations are faced with urgent national demands, forcing them to pay attention to countless new issues and to get involved in a multitude of practical activities. No one can predict the end of this—just as no one can foresee the resolution of the massive disruption in politics and industry. However, those of us who think radically can see the broad outlines of the future. We notice that in these new church activities, the clergy are inspired by what they read, not in ancient Hebrew texts, but in the daily newspapers. They are responding to the immediate needs of the soldiers in the trenches and camps, which is bound to influence their mindset. Just as we can say that an English girl who leaves the confines of her old life to work in a munition factory, join a union, and participate in its discussions will never again be a compliant housemaid, we can say that a clergyman who contributes to Y.M.C.A. work in France or volunteers for the Red Cross in America will become less of a bigot and formalist from that point on. He will have learned, whether he likes it or not, to adapt means to ends; he will have gained experience in cooperation and social unity through the method that modern educators favor the most—by taking action. Additionally, he will have absorbed a wealth of ideas from news reports around the world. He is compelled to read these reports closely because the fate of his own soldiers is at stake; and we Socialists will ensure that the news is packed with propaganda!





The Desire of Nations

So the churches, like all the rest of the world, are caught in the great revolutionary current, and swept on towards a goal which they do not forsee, and from which they would shrink in dismay: the Church of the future, the Church redeemed by the spirit of Brotherhood, the Church which we Socialists will join. They call us materialists, and say that we think about nothing but the belly—and that is true, in a way; because we are the representatives of a starving class, which thinks about its belly precisely as does any individual who is ravening with hunger. But give us what that arrant materialist, James, the brother of Jesus, calls "those things which are needful to the body," and then we will use our minds, and even discover that we have souls; whereas at present we are led to despise the very word "spiritual", which has become the stock-in-trade of parasites and poseurs.

So the churches, like everything else in the world, are caught up in the major revolutionary wave and are being carried toward a future goal that they can't see and would probably find alarming: the Church of the future, the Church renewed by the spirit of Brotherhood, the Church that we Socialists will join. They call us materialists and claim that we only care about our basic needs—and in a way, that's true, because we represent a starving class that thinks about food just like anyone who is desperate with hunger. But provide us with what that blatant materialist, James, the brother of Jesus, refers to as "those things which are needful to the body," and then we will use our minds, and even realize that we have souls; whereas right now, we are inclined to look down on the very term "spiritual," which has become the go-to term for users and fakes.

We have children, whom we love, and whose future is precious to us. We would be glad to have them trained in ways of decency and self-control, of dignity and grace. It would make us happy if there were in the world institutions conducted by men and women of consecrated life who would specialize in teaching a true morality to the young. But it must be a morality of freedom, not of slavery; a morality founded upon reason, not upon superstition. The men who teach it must be men who know what truth is, and the passionate loyalty which the search for truth inspires. They cannot be the pitiful shufflers and compromisers we see in the churches today, the Jowetts who say they used to believe in the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost. Rather than trust our children to such shameless cynics, we will make shift to train them ourselves—we amateurs, not knowing much about children, and absorbed in the desperate struggle against organized wrong.

We have kids whom we love and whose future means everything to us. We would be happy to see them taught decency and self-control, dignity and grace. It would bring us joy if there were places run by dedicated men and women who specialize in teaching genuine morality to the young. But it needs to be a morality of freedom, not oppression; a morality based on reason, not superstition. The people teaching it must be those who understand what truth is and feel the deep commitment that comes with searching for it. They can't be the sad, compromising figures we see in churches today, the Jowetts who say they used to believe in the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. Instead of trusting our kids to such shameless cynics, we'll manage to teach them ourselves—we amateurs, who don’t know much about kids, and are caught up in the fight against organized wrong.

It is a statement which many revolutionists would resent, yet it is a fact nevertheless, that we need a new religion, need it just as badly as any of the rest of our pitifully groping race. That we need it is proven by the rivalries and quarrels in our midst—the schisms which waste the greater part of our activities, and which are often the result of personal jealousies and petty vanities. To lift men above such weakness, to make them really brothers in a great muse—that is the work of "personal religion" in the true and vital sense of the words.

It’s a statement that many revolutionaries would disagree with, but it’s still true that we need a new religion just as much as everyone else in our struggling society. The need for it is shown by the rivalries and conflicts around us—the divisions that drain much of our energy and are often caused by personal jealousies and petty egos. To elevate people above such weaknesses and to unite them as true brothers in a grand purpose—that’s the role of “personal religion” in its most genuine and meaningful sense.

We pioneers and propagandists may not live to see the birth of the new Church of Humanity; but our children will see it, and the dream of it is in our hearts; our poets have sung of it with fervor and conviction. Read these lines from "The Desire of Nations," by Edwin Markham, in which he tells of the new Redeemer who is at hand:

We pioneers and advocates might not be around to witness the arrival of the new Church of Humanity, but our children will see it, and the vision is alive in our hearts; our poets have passionately and sincerely sung about it. Check out these lines from "The Desire of Nations," by Edwin Markham, where he speaks of the new Redeemer who is coming:

 And when he comes into the world gone wrong,
  He will rebuild her beauty with a song.
  To every heart he will its own dream be:
  One moon has many phantoms in the sea.
  Out of the North the norns will cry to men:
  "Baldur the Beautiful has come again!"
  The flutes of Greece will whisper from the dead:
  "Apollo has unveiled his sunbright head!"
  The stones of Thebes and Memphis will find voice:
  "Osiris comes: Oh tribes of Time, rejoice!"
  And social architects who build the State,
  Serving the Dream at citadel and gate,
  Will hail Him coming through the labor-hum.
  And glad quick cries will go from man to man:
  "Lo, He has come, our Christ the artisan,
  The King who loved the lilies, He has come!"
And when he arrives in this messed-up world,  
  He will restore her beauty with a song.  
  To each heart, he will be its own dream:  
  One moon has many shadows in the sea.  
  From the North, the fates will call out to people:  
  "Baldur the Beautiful has returned!"  
  The flutes of Greece will softly speak from the dead:  
  "Apollo has revealed his shining face!"  
  The stones of Thebes and Memphis will find their voice:  
  "Osiris is here: Oh tribes of Time, celebrate!"  
  And social builders who create the State,  
  Serving the Dream at every stronghold and gate,  
  Will welcome Him amidst the busy toil.  
  And joyful shouts will spread from person to person:  
  "Look, He has come, our artisan Christ,  
  The King who cherished the lilies, He has come!"




The Knowable

The new religion will base itself upon the facts of life, as demonstrated by experience and reason; for to the modern thinker the basis of all interest is truth, and the wonders of the microscope and the telescope, of the new psychology and the new sociology are more wonderful than all the magic recorded in ancient Mythologies. And even if this were not so, the business of the thinker is to follow the facts. The history of all philosophy might be summed up in this simile: The infant opens his eyes and sees the moon, and stretches out his hands and cries for it, but those in charge do not give it to him, and so after a while the infant tires of crying, and turns to his mother's breast and takes a drink of milk.

The new religion will be founded on the realities of life, as shown by experience and reason; for the modern thinker, the foundation of all interest is truth, and the marvels of the microscope and the telescope, along with the insights from new psychology and sociology, are far more amazing than any magic found in ancient mythologies. Even if that weren't the case, the role of the thinker is to follow the facts. The history of all philosophy could be summed up with this analogy: A baby opens their eyes and sees the moon, reaching out and crying for it, but those caring for the baby don't give it to them, and eventually, the baby gets tired of crying and turns to their mother's breast for a drink of milk.

Man demands to know the origin of life; it is intolerable for him to be here, and not know how, or whence, or why. He demands the knowledge immediately and finally, and invents innumerable systems and creeds. He makes himself believe them, with fire and torture makes other men believe them; until finally, in the confusion of a million theories, it occurs to him to investigate his instruments, and he makes the discovery that his tools are inadequate, and all their products worthless. His mind is finite, while the thing he seeks is infinite; his knowledge is relative, while the First Cause is absolute.

Man wants to know where life comes from; it’s unbearable for him to exist without understanding how, where, or why. He demands answers immediately and completely, inventing countless systems and beliefs. He convinces himself of these ideas, using fire and torture to force others to believe them as well; until, in the chaos of a million theories, he realizes he should examine his tools, discovering that they are insufficient, and all their outcomes are meaningless. His mind is limited, while what he seeks is limitless; his knowledge is relative, whereas the First Cause is absolute.

This realization we owe to Immanuel Kant, the father of modern philosophy. In his famous "antinomies", he proved four propositions: first, that the universe is limitless in time and space; second, that matter is composed of simple, indivisible elements; third, that free will is impossible; and fourth, that there must be an absolute or first cause. And having proven these things, he turned round and proved their opposites, with arguments exactly as unanswerable. Any one who follows these demonstrations and understands them, takes all his metaphysical learning and lays it on the shelf with his astrology and magic.

This insight is attributed to Immanuel Kant, the father of modern philosophy. In his well-known "antinomies," he established four propositions: first, that the universe is infinite in time and space; second, that matter consists of simple, indivisible elements; third, that free will is not possible; and fourth, that there has to be an absolute or first cause. After proving these points, he then demonstrated their opposites, with arguments just as compelling. Anyone who follows and understands these discussions puts all their metaphysical knowledge aside, along with their astrology and magic.

It is a fact, which every one who wishes to think must get clear, that when you are dealing with absolutes and ultimates, you can prove whatever you want to prove. Metaphysics is like the fourth dimension; you fly into it and come back upside down, hindside foremost, inside out; and when you get tired of this condition, you take another flight, and come back the way you were before. So metaphysical thinking serves the purpose of Catholic cheats like Cardinal Newman and Professor Chatterton-Hill; it serves hysterical women like "Mother" Eddy; it serves the New-thoughters, who wish to fill their bellies with wind; it serves the charlatans and mystagogs who wish to befuddle the wits of the populace. Real thinkers avoid it as they would a bottomless swamp; they avoid, not merely the idealism of Platonists and Hegelians, but the monism of Haeckel, and the materialism of Buechner and Jacques Loeb. The simple fact is that it is as impossible to prove the priority of origin and the ultimate nature of matter as it is of mind; so that the scientist who lays down a materialist dogma is exactly as credulous as a Christian.

It’s a fact that anyone who wants to think clearly should understand: when dealing with absolutes and ultimate truths, you can prove anything you want. Metaphysics is like the fourth dimension; you dive into it and come back turned around, upside down, and inside out. And when you get tired of this state, you take another dive and return to how you were before. So metaphysical thinking is useful for Catholic frauds like Cardinal Newman and Professor Chatterton-Hill; it benefits hysterical figures like "Mother" Eddy; it caters to New-Thought advocates who want to fill their minds with nonsense; it helps charlatans and mystics who seek to confuse the public. Real thinkers steer clear of it, like they would a bottomless swamp; they avoid not just the idealism of Platonists and Hegelians, but also the monism of Haeckel and the materialism of Buechner and Jacques Loeb. The simple truth is, it’s just as impossible to prove the priority of origin and the ultimate nature of matter as it is to prove that of mind; thus, a scientist who insists on a materialist doctrine is just as gullible as a Christian.

How then are we to proceed? Shall we erect the mystery into an Unknowable, like Spencer, and call ourselves Agnostics with a capital letter, like Huxley? Shall we follow Frederic Harrison, making an inadequate divinity out of our impotence? I have read the books of the "Positivists", and attended their imitation church in London, but I did not get any satisfaction from them. In the midst of their dogmatic pronouncements I found myself remembering how the egg falls apart and reveals a chicken, how the worm suddenly discovers itself a butterfly. The spirit of man is a breaker of barriers, and it seems a futile occupation to set limits upon the future. Our business is not to say what men will know ten thousand years from now, but to content ourselves with the simple statement of what men know now. What we know is a procession of phenomena called an environment; our life being an act of adjustment to its changes, and our faith being the conviction that this adjustment is possible and worth while.

How should we move forward? Should we treat the mystery as something Unknowable, like Spencer did, and call ourselves Agnostics with a capital A, like Huxley? Should we follow Frederic Harrison and create an inadequate god from our helplessness? I’ve read the books of the "Positivists" and attended their imitation church in London, but I didn’t find any satisfaction in them. Amid their dogmatic claims, I kept thinking about how an egg breaks open to show a chicken, how a worm suddenly becomes a butterfly. The human spirit breaks through barriers, and it seems pointless to set limits on the future. Our goal isn’t to predict what people will know ten thousand years from now, but to focus on simply stating what we know today. What we understand is a series of phenomena we call our environment; our lives are about adjusting to its changes, and our faith is the belief that this adjustment is possible and worthwhile.

In the beginning the guide is instinct, and the act of trust is automatic. But with the dawn of reason the thinker has to justify his faith; to convince himself that life is sincere, that there is worth-whileness in being, or in seeking to be; that there is order in creation, laws which can be discovered, processes which can be applied. Just as the babe trusts life when it gropes for its mother's breast, so the most skeptical of scientists trusts it when he declares that water is made of two parts hydrogen and one part oxygen, and sets it down for a certainty that this will always be so—that he is not being played with by some sportive demon, who will today cause H2O to behave like water, and tomorrow like benzine.

In the beginning, instinct serves as the guide, and trusting is automatic. But once reason emerges, the thinker has to justify their beliefs; to convince themselves that life is genuine, that there's value in existence or in the pursuit of it; that there's order in the universe, laws that can be uncovered, and processes that can be utilized. Just as a baby trusts life when reaching for its mother’s breast, the most skeptical scientist trusts it when asserting that water consists of two parts hydrogen and one part oxygen, confidently stating that this will always be true—believing they aren't being toyed with by some playful demon who might make H2O act like water one day and like benzene the next.





Nature's Insurgent Son

Life has laws, which it is possible to ascertain; and with each bit of knowledge acquired, the environment is changed, the life becomes a new thing. Consider, for example, what a different place the world became to the man who discovered that the force which laid the forest in ashes could be tamed and made to warm a cave and make wild grains nutritious! In other words, man can create life, he can make the world and himself into that which his reason decides it ought to be. The means by which he does this is the most magical of all the tools he has invented since his arboreal ancestor made the first club; the tool of experimental science—and when one considers that this weapon has been understood and deliberately employed for but two or three centuries, he realizes that we are indeed only at the beginning of human evolution.

Life has rules that we can figure out, and with every bit of knowledge we gain, our surroundings change, and life becomes something new. Think about how different the world became for someone who realized that the fire that could burn down forests could also be managed to heat a cave and make wild grains edible! In other words, humans can create life; we can shape the world and ourselves into what our minds tell us it should be. The way we do this is through the most amazing tool we've invented since our ancestors first made a club: the tool of experimental science—and when you consider that we've really understood and used this tool for only two or three centuries, you start to see that we are just at the beginning of human evolution.

To take command of life, to replace instincts by reasoned and deliberate acts, to make the world a conscious and ordered product—that is the task of man. Sir Ray Lankester has set this forth with beautiful precision in his book, "The Kingdom of Man". We are, at this time, in an uncomfortable and dangerous transition stage, as a child playing with explosives. This child has found out how to alter his environment in many startling ways, but he does not yet know why he wishes to alter it, nor to what purpose. He finds that certain things are uncomfortable, and these he proceeds immediately to change. Discovering that grain fermented dispels boredom, he creates a race of drunkards; discovering that foods can be produced in profusion, and prepared in alluring combinations, he makes himself so many diseases that it takes an encyclopedia to tell about them. Discovering that captives taken in war can be made to work, he makes a procession of empires, which are eaten through with luxury and corruption, and fall into ruins again.

To take control of life, to replace instincts with reasoned and intentional actions, to shape the world as a conscious and organized creation—that is humanity's task. Sir Ray Lankester beautifully articulates this in his book, "The Kingdom of Man." Right now, we're in an uncomfortable and risky transition phase, like a child playing with explosives. This child has learned how to change his environment in many surprising ways, but he doesn't yet understand why he wants to change it or for what purpose. He notices that certain things are uncomfortable, and he immediately tries to change them. Realizing that fermented grain eliminates boredom, he creates a society of drunkards; discovering that food can be produced in abundance and prepared in appealing combinations, he ends up with so many diseases that it takes an encyclopedia to describe them. Finding that captives from war can be made to work, he creates a series of empires, all plagued by luxury and corruption, that eventually crumble.

This is Nature's way; she produces without limit, groping blindly, experimenting ceaselessly, eliminating ruthlessly. It takes a million eggs to produce one salmon; it has taken a million million men to produce one idea—algebra, or the bow and arrow, or democracy. Nature's present impulse appears as a rebellion against her own methods; man, her creature, will emancipate himself from her law, will save himself from her blindness and her ruthlessness. He is "Nature's insurgent son"; but, being the child of his mother, goes at the task in her old blundering way. Some men are scheduled to elimination because of defective eyesight; they are furnished with glasses, and the breeding of defective eyes begins. The sickly or imbecile child would perish at once in the course of Nature; it is saved in the name of charity, and a new line of degenerates is started.

This is how Nature operates; she produces endlessly, feeling her way through, constantly experimenting, and eliminating without mercy. It takes a million eggs to create one salmon; it has taken a million million people to create one idea—like algebra, the bow and arrow, or democracy. Nature's current drive seems to be a revolt against her own methods; humanity, her creation, will break free from her rules, liberating itself from her ignorance and brutality. He is "Nature's rebellious son"; but, being her child, he approaches the task in her old clumsy way. Some people are set for elimination due to poor eyesight; they are given glasses, and the breeding of poor vision begins. The sickly or disabled child would have died naturally; instead, it is saved in the name of charity, and a new line of degenerates is started.

What shall we do? Return to the method of the Spartans, exposing our sickly infants? We do not have to do anything so wasteful, because we can replace the killing of the unfit by a scientific breeding which will prevent the unfit from getting a chance at life. We can replace instinct by self-discipline. We can substitute for the regime of "Nature red in tooth and claw with ravin" the regime of man the creator, knowing what he wishes to be and how to set about to be it. Whether this can happen, whether the thing which we call civilization is to be the great triumph of the ages, or whether the human race is to go back into the melting pot, is a question being determined by an infinitude of contests between enlightenment and ignorance: precisely such a contest as occurs now, when you, the reader, encounter a man who has thought his way out to the light, and comes to urge you to perform the act of self-emancipation, to take up the marvellous new tools of science, and to make yourself, by means of exact knowledge, the creator of your own life and in part of the life of the race.

What should we do? Go back to the Spartans' method of abandoning our sickly infants? We don’t need to do something so wasteful because we can replace the killing of the unfit with scientific breeding that prevents the unfit from having a chance at life. We can replace instinct with self-discipline. We can trade the harshness of "Nature red in tooth and claw" for a society shaped by humans, who know what they want to be and how to achieve it. Whether this will happen, whether what we call civilization will be the great triumph of our time, or whether humanity will revert to chaos, is a question determined by countless struggles between enlightenment and ignorance: exactly the kind of struggle happening now, when you, the reader, meet someone who has found the way to the light, urging you to commit to self-emancipation, to embrace the incredible new tools of science, and to use precise knowledge to become the creator of your own life and, in part, of the life of humanity.





The New Morality

Life is a process of expansion, of the unfoldment of new powers; driven by that inner impulse which the philosophers of Pragmatism call the elan vital. Whenever this impulse has its way, there is an emotion of joy; whenever it is balked, there is one of distress. So pleasure and pain are the guides of life, and the final goal is a condition of free and constantly accelerating growth, in which joy is enduring.

Life is about growth and discovering new abilities, fueled by that inner drive which Pragmatist philosophers refer to as the vital force. Whenever this drive is allowed to flourish, there’s a feeling of joy; when it’s blocked, there’s a sense of distress. Therefore, pleasure and pain steer our lives, and the ultimate aim is to reach a state of free and ever-quickening growth, where joy lasts.

That man will ever reach such a state is more than we can say. It is a perfectly conceivable thing that tomorrow a comet may fall upon the earth and wipe out all man's labor's. But on the other hand, it is a conceivable thing that man may some day learn to control the movements of comets, and even of starry systems. It seems certain that if he is given time, he will make himself master of the forces of his immediate environment—

That man will ever reach such a state is more than we can say. It's entirely possible that tomorrow a comet could hit the earth and destroy all of mankind's work. But on the flip side, it's also possible that one day humans will learn to control the paths of comets and even whole star systems. It seems certain that if given enough time, he will take control of the forces in his immediate surroundings—

  The untamed giants of nature shall bow down—
  The tides, the tempest and the lightning cease
  From mockery and destruction, and be turned
  Unto the making of the soul of man.
  The wild giants of nature will submit—
  The waves, the storms, and the lightning stop
  Their mockery and destruction, and instead
  Contribute to the development of the human soul.

It is a conceivable thing that man may learn to create his food from the elements without the slow processes of agriculture; it is conceivable that he may master the bacteria which at present prey upon his body, and so put an end to death. It is certain that he will ascertain the laws of heredity, and create human qualities as he has created the spurs of the fighting-cock and the legs of the greyhound. He will find out what genius is, and the laws of its being, and the tests whereby it may be recognized. In the new science of psycho-analysis he has already begun the work of bringing an infinity of subconsciousness into the light of day; it may be that in the evidence of telepathy which the psychic researchers are accumulating, he is beginning to grope his way into a universal consciousness, which may come to include the joys and griefs of the inhabitants of Mars, and of the dark stars which the spectroscope and the telescope are disclosing.

It’s possible that humans could learn to produce their own food from basic elements without the long processes of farming; it’s likely they could understand and control the bacteria that currently harm them, potentially eliminating death. It’s obvious that they will uncover the principles of heredity and create human traits just as they have bred the fighting-cock's spurs and the legs of the greyhound. They’ll figure out what genius truly is, the rules behind it, and the ways to identify it. In the emerging field of psychoanalysis, they’ve already started the task of bringing countless subconscious thoughts into awareness; it’s possible that the evidence of telepathy being gathered by psychic researchers is helping them navigate towards a collective consciousness that may encompass the joys and sorrows of life on Mars and the distant stars revealed by spectroscopy and telescopy.

All these are fascinating possibilities. What stands in the way of their realization? Ignorance and superstition, fear and submission, the old habits of rapine and hatred which man has brought with him from his animal past. These make him a slave, a victim of himself and of others; to root them out of the garden of the soul is the task of the modern thinker.

All these are intriguing possibilities. What stops them from becoming real? Ignorance and superstition, fear and submission, the old habits of greed and hatred that humans have carried from their animal past. These make people slaves, victims of themselves and others; removing them from the garden of the soul is the responsibility of the modern thinker.

The new morality is thus a morality of freedom. It teaches that man is the master, or shall become so; that there is no law, save the law of his own being, no check upon his will save that which he himself imposes.

The new morality is therefore a morality of freedom. It teaches that people are the masters, or will become so; that there is no law except for the law of their own existence, and no limits to their will except those they impose on themselves.

The new morality is a morality of joy. It teaches that true pleasure is the end of being, and the test of all righteousness.

The new morality is a morality of joy. It teaches that true pleasure is the ultimate goal of existence and the measure of all that is right.

The new morality is a morality of reason. It teaches that there is no authority above reason; no possibility of such authority, because if such were to appear, reason would have to judge it, and accept or reject it.

The new morality is a morality based on reason. It teaches that there is no authority above reason; no possibility of such authority, because if one were to appear, reason would have to judge it, and decide whether to accept or reject it.

The new morality is a morality of development. It teaches that there can no more be an immutable law of conduct, than there can be an immutable position for the steering-wheel of an aeroplane. The business of the pilot of an aeroplane is to keep his machine aloft amid shifting currents of wind. The business of a moralist is to adjust life to a constantly changing environment. An action which was suicide yesterday becomes heroism today, and futility or hypocrisy tomorrow.

The new morality is a morality of growth. It teaches that there can't be a fixed law of behavior, just like there can't be a fixed position for the steering wheel of an airplane. The job of an airplane pilot is to keep their craft flying amidst changing winds. The job of a moralist is to adapt life to a constantly evolving environment. An action that was considered suicide yesterday may be seen as heroism today, and its meaning could shift to futility or hypocrisy tomorrow.

This new morality, like all things in a world of strife, is fighting for existence, using its own weapons, which are reason and love. Obviously it can use no others, without self-destruction; yet it has to meet enemies who fight with the old weapons of force and fraud. Whether it will prevail is more than any prophet can say. Perhaps it is too much to ask that it should succeed—this insolent effort of the pigmy man to leap upon the back of his master and fit a bridle into his mouth. Perhaps it is nothing but a dream in the minds of a few, the scientists and poets and inventors, the dreamers of the race. Perhaps the nerve of the pigmy will fail him at the critical moment, and he will fall from the back of his master, and under his master's hoofs.

This new morality, like everything else in a world full of conflict, is struggling to survive, using its own tools: reason and love. Clearly, it can't rely on anything else without causing its own downfall; however, it has to confront opponents who fight with the outdated tools of force and deception. Whether it will succeed is beyond what any prophet can predict. Maybe it's too much to hope for that it should thrive—this audacious attempt of the small man to leap onto the back of his master and fit a bridle in his mouth. Perhaps it’s just a fantasy in the minds of a few: the scientists, poets, inventors, and dreamers of our species. Maybe the resolve of the small man will fail him at the crucial moment, and he will topple from his master's back and fall beneath his master’s feet.

The hour of the decision is now; for this we can see plainly, and as scientists we can proclaim it—the human race is in a swift current of degeneration, which a new morality alone can check. The struggle is at its height in our time; if it fails, if the fibre of the race continues to deteriorate, the soul of the race to be eaten out by poverty and luxury, by insanity and disease, by prostitution, crime and war—then mankind will slip back into the abyss, the untamed giants of Nature will resume their ancient sway, and the tides, the tempest and the lightning will sweep the earth clean again. I do not believe that this calamity will befall us. I know that in the diseased social body the forces of resistance are gathering—the Socialist movement, in the broad sense—the activities of all who believe in the possibility of reconstructing society upon a basis of reason, justice and love. To such people this book goes out: to the truly religious people, those who hunger and thirst after righteousness here and now, who believe in brotherhood as a reality, and are willing to bear pain and ridicule and privation for the sake of its ultimate achievement.

The time to make a decision is now; we can see this clearly, and as scientists, we can declare it—the human race is caught in a rapid decline that only a new morality can stop. The struggle is at its peak in our time; if we fail, if the fabric of our society continues to weaken, if the spirit of our people is consumed by poverty and excess, by madness and illness, by prostitution, crime, and war—then humanity will fall back into chaos, the wild forces of Nature will regain their ancient power, and the tides, storms, and lightning will cleanse the earth once more. I don’t believe this disaster will happen to us. I know that within the sick social structure, forces of resistance are forming—the Socialist movement, in a broad sense—the efforts of all who believe in the possibility of rebuilding society on a foundation of reason, justice, and love. This book is for those people: the genuinely religious individuals, those who yearn for righteousness here and now, who see brotherhood as a reality, and who are willing to endure pain, ridicule, and hardship for its eventual realization.

     From the edge of harsh derision,
           From discord and defeat,
      From doubt and lame division,
           We pluck the fruit and eat;
  And the mouth finds it bitter, and the spirit sweet....
      O sorrowing hearts of slaves,
           We heard you beat from far!
      We bring the light that saves,
           We bring the morning star;
Freedom's good things we bring you, whence all good things are...
     From the edge of harsh criticism,
           From conflict and failure,
      From uncertainty and weak division,
           We take the fruit and enjoy;
  And the mouth finds it bitter, and the spirit sweet....
      O grieving hearts of the oppressed,
           We heard you beating from afar!
      We bring the light that saves,
           We bring the morning star;
Freedom's good things we bring you, from where all good things come...




Envoi

I have come to the end of my task; but one question troubles me. I think of the "young men and maidens meek" who will read this book, and I wonder what they will make of it. We have had a lark together; we have gone romping down the vista of the ages, swatting, every venerable head that showed itself, beating the dust out of ancient delusions. You would like all your life to be that kind of lark; but you may not find it so, and perhaps you will suffer disillusionment and vexation.

I’ve reached the end of my task, but one question is weighing on my mind. I think about the "young men and women" who will read this book, and I wonder how they will interpret it. We’ve had a great time together; we’ve raced through history, challenging every outdated idea we encountered and shaking off the dust of ancient myths. You might want to live your whole life like that, but it might not turn out that way, and you could face disappointment and frustration.

I have known hundreds of young radicals in my life; they have nearly all been gallant and honest, but they have not all been wise, and therefore not so happy as they might have been. In the course of time I have formulated to myself the peril to which young radicals are exposed. We see so much that is wrong in ancient things, it gets to be a habit with us to reject them. We have only to know that a thing is old to feel an impulse of impatient scorn; on the other hand, we are tempted to welcome anything which can prove itself to be unprecedented. There is a common type of radical whose aim in life is to be several jumps ahead of mankind; whose criterion of conduct is that it shocks the bourgeois. If you do not know that type, you may find him—and her—in the newest of the Bohemian cafes, drinking the newest red chemicals, smoking the newest brand of cigarettes, and discussing the newest form of psycopathia sexualis. After you have watched them a while, you realize that these ultra-new people have fallen victim to the oldest form of logical fallacy, the non sequitur, and likewise to the oldest form of slavery, which is self-indulgence.

I’ve met hundreds of young radicals in my life; they’ve mostly been brave and honest, but not all have been wise, and because of that, they haven’t been as happy as they could have been. Over time, I’ve come to understand the danger that young radicals face. We see so much that’s wrong with old traditions that it becomes a habit for us to dismiss them. Just knowing something is old makes us feel a rush of impatient disdain; on the flip side, we’re easily tempted to embrace anything that seems groundbreaking. There’s a common type of radical whose goal in life is to stay several steps ahead of everyone else, whose standard for behavior is that it should shock the mainstream. If you don’t know this type, you can find them—in the trendiest Bohemian cafes, sipping the latest trendy drinks, smoking the newest brand of cigarettes, and talking about the latest theories in sexual psychology. After observing them for a while, you realize that these ultra-modern individuals have fallen prey to the oldest logical mistake, the non sequitur, and also to the oldest form of bondage, which is self-indulgence.

If it is true that much in the old moral codes is based upon ignorance, and cultivated by greed, it is also true that much in the old moral codes is based upon facts which will not change so long as man is what he is—a creature of impulses, good and bad, wise and foolish, selfish and generous, and compelled to make choice between these impulses; so long as he is a material body and a personal consciousness, obliged to live in society and adjust himself to the rights of others. What I would like to say to young radicals—if there is any way to say it without seeming a prig—is that in choosing their own path through life, they will need not merely enthusiasm and radical fervor, but wisdom and judgment and hard study.

If it’s true that a lot of the old moral codes are based on ignorance and fueled by greed, it’s also true that many of these codes are grounded in facts that won’t change as long as humans remain who they are—a mix of impulses, both good and bad, wise and foolish, selfish and generous, constantly having to choose between these impulses; as long as we have a physical body and personal consciousness, forced to live in society and respect the rights of others. What I want to tell young radicals—if there’s any way to say it without sounding pretentious—is that as they choose their own path in life, they will need not just passion and radical zeal but also wisdom, judgment, and serious study.

It is our fundamental demand that society shall cease to repeat over and over the blunders of the past, the blunders of tyranny and slavery, of luxury and poverty, which wrecked the ancient societies; and surely it is a poor way to begin by repeating in our own persons the most ancient blunders of the moral life. To light the fires of lust in our hearts, and let them smoulder there, and imagine we are trying new experiments in psychology! Who does not know the radical woman who demonstrates her emancipation from convention by destroying her nerves with nicotine? Who does not know the genius of revolt who demonstrates his repudiation of private property by permitting his lady loves to support him? Who does not know the man who finds in the phrases of revolution the most effective devices for the seducing of young girls?

It is our basic demand that society stop repeating the mistakes of the past—those of tyranny and slavery, of wealth and poverty—that destroyed ancient civilizations; and surely, it’s not a great start if we’re repeating the oldest mistakes of moral life ourselves. Igniting the fires of desire in our hearts, allowing them to linger, and thinking we’re engaging in new psychological experiments! Who doesn’t know the radical woman who shows her freedom from convention by wrecking her nerves with nicotine? Who doesn’t know the rebellious genius who proves his rejection of private property by letting his lovers take care of him? Who doesn’t know the guy who uses revolutionary slogans as his best tricks for seducing young women?

You will have read this book to ill purpose if you draw the conclusion that there is anything in it to spare you the duty of getting yourself moral standards and holding yourself to them. On the contrary, because your task is the highest and hardest that man has yet undertaken—for this reason you will need standards the most exacting ever formulated. Let me quote some words from a teacher you will not accuse of holding to the slave-moralities:

You will have read this book for the wrong reasons if you conclude that there's anything in it that excuses you from the responsibility of establishing your own moral standards and sticking to them. In fact, because your task is the most significant and challenging that anyone has ever taken on, you will need the most rigorous standards ever devised. Let me share some words from a teacher you won't accuse of adhering to outdated moralities:

Free dost thou call thyself? Thy ruling thoughts will I hear, and not that thou hast escaped a yoke.

Free do you call yourself? I will listen to your governing thoughts, not just that you have broken free from a burden.

Art thou such a one that can escape a yoke?

Are you someone who can escape a burden?

Free from what? What is that to Zarathustra! Clear shall your eye tell me: free to what?

Free from what? What does that mean to Zarathustra! Your eye should clearly tell me: free to what?

Canst thou give to thyself thy good and thine evil, and hang thy will above thee as thy law? Canst thou be thine own judge, and avenger of thy law?

Can you give yourself your good and your bad, and place your will above you as your law? Can you be your own judge and avenger of your law?

Fearful it is to be alone with the judge and the avenger of thy law. So is a stone flung out into empty space and into the icy breath of isolation.

It's scary to be alone with the judge and the enforcer of your laws. It's like a stone thrown into empty space, caught in the cold grip of isolation.

Out of the pit of ignorance and despair we emerge into the sunlight of knowledge, to take control of a world, and to make it over, not according to the will of any gods, but according to the law in our own hearts. For that task we have need of all the resources of our being; of courage and high devotion, of faith in ourselves and our comrades, of clean, straight thinking, of discipline both of body and mind. We go to this task with a knowledge as old as the first moral impulse of mankind—the knowledge that our actions determine the future of life, not merely for ourselves but for all the race. For this is one of the laws of the ancient Hebrews which modern science has not repealed, but on the contrary has reinforced with a thousand confirmations—that the sins of the fathers are visited upon the children unto the third and fourth generations.

Out of the darkness of ignorance and despair, we step into the light of knowledge, ready to take charge of our world and reshape it, not according to the desires of any gods, but based on the principles in our own hearts. For this mission, we need all our resources—courage and deep commitment, faith in ourselves and our allies, clear and honest thinking, and discipline of both body and mind. We approach this mission with a wisdom as old as humanity's first moral instinct—the understanding that our actions shape the future not just for ourselves, but for everyone. This is one of the ancient laws of the Hebrews that modern science hasn’t contradicted, but rather has supported with countless validations—that the wrongs of the parents affect their children for generations to come.

I get letters from the readers of my books; nearly always they are young people, so I feel like the father of a large family. I gather them now about my knee, and pronounce upon them a benediction in the ancient patriarchal style. Children and grandchildren of my hopes, for ages men suffered and fought, so that the world might be turned over to you. Now the day is coming, the glad, new day which blinds us with the shining of its wings; it is coming so swiftly that I am afraid of it. I thought we should have more time to get ready for the taking over of the world! But the old managers of it went insane, they took to tearing each other's eyes out, and now they lie dead about us. So, whether we will or not, we have to take charge of the world; we have to decide what to do with it, even while we are doing it. Let us not fail, young comrades; let us not write on the scroll of history that mankind had to go through yet new generations of wars and tumults and enslavements, because the youth of the international revolution could not lift themselves above those ancient personal vices which wrecked the fair hopes of their fathers—bigotry and intolerance, vindictiveness and vanity, envy, hatred and malice and all uncharitableness!

I get letters from the readers of my books; they're mostly young people, so I feel like the dad of a big family. I gather them around me and give them a blessing in an old-fashioned way. Children and grandchildren of my dreams, for years, people suffered and fought so that the world could be handed over to you. Now the day is approaching, the joyful new day that dazzles us with its brightness; it's coming so fast that it makes me nervous. I thought we would have more time to prepare for taking over the world! But the old leaders lost their minds, they started attacking each other, and now they're gone. So whether we like it or not, we have to take control of the world; we need to decide what to do with it, even while we’re figuring it out. Let’s not fail, young friends; let’s not add to the history books that humanity had to endure more generations of wars and chaos and oppression because the youth of the international revolution couldn't rise above those old personal flaws that ruined their parents’ hopes—bigotry and intolerance, vindictiveness and vanity, envy, hatred, malice, and all lack of compassion!





Reader:

For twenty years I have been haunted by the dream that I might some day be my own publisher. I was waiting till I could afford the luxury; but many a man has put off a bold action till he died, so I am publishing this book without being able to afford it.

For twenty years, I’ve been haunted by the dream of someday being my own publisher. I was waiting until I could afford that luxury; but many people have postponed brave actions until it was too late, so I’m publishing this book even though I can’t really afford it.

The reason is that I do not want to be a writer for the rich. I want to be read by working-boys and girls, and by poor students.

The reason is that I don’t want to be a writer for the wealthy. I want to be read by working boys and girls, and by underprivileged students.

I offer the book at a low price. In the hope of tempting you to go out and get your friends to read it, I have made a price in quantities which will allow no profit at all. A margin has been figured to cover postage, stationery, circulars, and the cost of a clerical assistant; but nothing for interest on capital, which is a gift, nor for the rent of an office, which is my home, nor for the services of manager and press agent, which is myself.

I’m offering the book at a low price. To encourage you to share it with your friends, I’ve set the price in bulk quantities so there’s no profit at all. I’ve included a small margin to cover postage, stationery, promotional materials, and a clerical assistant's cost, but nothing for interest on the capital, which I’m giving as a gift, nor for the rent of my office, which is my home, nor for my own work as manager and press agent.

You have read the book, and its fate is yours to decide. If it seems worth while, pass it on to someone else. If you can afford it, order a number of copies and give them away. If you can't afford it, give your time and be a book-agent.

You’ve read the book, and its future is up to you. If you think it’s valuable, share it with someone else. If you can, buy several copies and give them away. If you can’t, donate your time and become a book promoter.








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