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KENILWORTH.
by Sir Walter Scott, Bart.

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CONTENTS
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INTRODUCTION
A certain degree of success, real or supposed, in the delineation of Queen Mary, naturally induced the author to attempt something similar respecting “her sister and her foe,” the celebrated Elizabeth. He will not, however, pretend to have approached the task with the same feelings; for the candid Robertson himself confesses having felt the prejudices with which a Scottishman is tempted to regard the subject; and what so liberal a historian avows, a poor romance-writer dares not disown. But he hopes the influence of a prejudice, almost as natural to him as his native air, will not be found to have greatly affected the sketch he has attempted of England's Elizabeth. I have endeavoured to describe her as at once a high-minded sovereign, and a female of passionate feelings, hesitating betwixt the sense of her rank and the duty she owed her subjects on the one hand, and on the other her attachment to a nobleman, who, in external qualifications at least, amply merited her favour. The interest of the story is thrown upon that period when the sudden death of the first Countess of Leicester seemed to open to the ambition of her husband the opportunity of sharing the crown of his sovereign.
A certain level of success, whether real or perceived, in portraying Queen Mary naturally led the author to try something similar with "her sister and her rival," the famous Elizabeth. However, he will not claim to approach this task with the same mindset; even the honest Robertson admits to feeling the biases that a Scotsman may have towards the subject, and if such a fair-minded historian acknowledges this, a mere romance writer can't deny it. But he hopes that the influence of a bias, which is almost as natural to him as the air he breathes, won't significantly impact the portrayal he's attempted of England's Elizabeth. I’ve tried to depict her as both a noble ruler and a woman with deep emotions, caught between her sense of duty to her rank and her responsibilities to her subjects, and her feelings for a nobleman who, at least in outward qualifications, deserved her affection. The story's tension unfolds during the time when the sudden death of the first Countess of Leicester seemed to give her husband the chance to pursue sharing the throne with his queen.
It is possible that slander, which very seldom favours the memories of persons in exalted stations, may have blackened the character of Leicester with darker shades than really belonged to it. But the almost general voice of the times attached the most foul suspicions to the death of the unfortunate Countess, more especially as it took place so very opportunely for the indulgence of her lover's ambition. If we can trust Ashmole's Antiquities of Berkshire, there was but too much ground for the traditions which charge Leicester with the murder of his wife. In the following extract of the passage, the reader will find the authority I had for the story of the romance:—
It’s possible that slander, which rarely benefits the reputations of those in high positions, may have tarnished Leicester’s character with darker shades than he truly deserved. However, the general sentiment of the time attached very serious suspicions to the death of the unfortunate Countess, especially since it occurred so conveniently for her lover’s ambitions. If we can believe Ashmole’s Antiquities of Berkshire, there was indeed significant reason for the stories that accuse Leicester of murdering his wife. In the following excerpt, the reader will discover the source I had for the story of the romance:—
“At the west end of the church are the ruins of a manor, anciently belonging (as a cell, or place of removal, as some report) to the monks of Abington. At the Dissolution, the said manor, or lordship, was conveyed to one—Owen (I believe), the possessor of Godstow then.
“At the west end of the church are the ruins of a manor that used to belong (as a cell or place of removal, according to some) to the monks of Abington. When the Dissolution happened, this manor, or lordship, was handed over to someone named Owen (I think), who was the owner of Godstow at the time.”
“In the hall, over the chimney, I find Abington arms cut in stone—namely, a patonee between four martletts; and also another escutcheon—namely, a lion rampant, and several mitres cut in stone about the house. There is also in the said house a chamber called Dudley's chamber, where the Earl of Leicester's wife was murdered, of which this is the story following:—
“In the hall, above the fireplace, I see the Abington coat of arms carved in stone—specifically, a patonee surrounded by four martlets; and also another shield—featuring a lion rampant, along with several mitres carved around the house. There is also a room in the house called Dudley's chamber, where the Earl of Leicester's wife was killed, and here is the story that follows:—
“Robert Dudley, Earl of Leicester, a very goodly personage, and singularly well featured, being a great favourite to Queen Elizabeth, it was thought, and commonly reported, that had he been a bachelor or widower, the Queen would have made him her husband; to this end, to free himself of all obstacles, he commands, or perhaps, with fair flattering entreaties, desires his wife to repose herself here at his servant Anthony Forster's house, who then lived in the aforesaid manor-house; and also prescribes to Sir Richard Varney (a prompter to this design), at his coming hither, that he should first attempt to poison her, and if that did not take effect, then by any other way whatsoever to dispatch her. This, it seems, was proved by the report of Dr. Walter Bayly, sometime fellow of New College, then living in Oxford, and professor of physic in that university; whom, because he would not consent to take away her life by poison, the Earl endeavoured to displace him the court. This man, it seems, reported for most certain that there was a practice in Cumnor among the conspirators, to have poisoned this poor innocent lady, a little before she was killed, which was attempted after this manner:—They seeing the good lady sad and heavy (as one that well knew, by her other handling, that her death was not far off), began to persuade her that her present disease was abundance of melancholy and other humours, etc., and therefore would needs counsel her to take some potion, which she absolutely refusing to do, as still suspecting the worst; whereupon they sent a messenger on a day (unawares to her) for Dr. Bayly, and entreated him to persuade her to take some little potion by his direction, and they would fetch the same at Oxford; meaning to have added something of their own for her comfort, as the doctor upon just cause and consideration did suspect, seeing their great importunity, and the small need the lady had of physic, and therefore he peremptorily denied their request; misdoubting (as he afterwards reported) lest, if they had poisoned her under the name of his potion, he might after have been hanged for a colour of their sin, and the doctor remained still well assured that this way taking no effect, she would not long escape their violence, which afterwards happened thus. For Sir Richard Varney abovesaid (the chief projector in this design), who, by the Earl's order, remained that day of her death alone with her, with one man only and Forster, who had that day forcibly sent away all her servants from her to Abington market, about three miles distant from this place; they (I say, whether first stifling her, or else strangling her) afterwards flung her down a pair of stairs and broke her neck, using much violence upon her; but, however, though it was vulgarly reported that she by chance fell downstairs (but still without hurting her hood that was upon her head), yet the inhabitants will tell you there that she was conveyed from her usual chamber where she lay, to another where the bed's head of the chamber stood close to a privy postern door, where they in the night came and stifled her in her bed, bruised her head very much, broke her neck, and at length flung her down stairs, thereby believing the world would have thought it a mischance, and so have blinded their villainy. But behold the mercy and justice of God in revenging and discovering this lady's murder; for one of the persons that was a coadjutor in this murder was afterwards taken for a felony in the marches of Wales, and offering to publish the manner of the aforesaid murder, was privately made away in the prison by the Earl's appointment; and Sir Richard Varney the other, dying about the same time in London, cried miserably, and blasphemed God, and said to a person of note (who hath related the same to others since), not long before his death, that all the devils in hell did tear him in pieces. Forster, likewise, after this fact, being a man formerly addicted to hospitality, company, mirth, and music, was afterwards observed to forsake all this, and with much melancholy and pensiveness (some say with madness) pined and drooped away. The wife also of Bald Butter, kinsman to the Earl, gave out the whole fact a little before her death. Neither are these following passages to be forgotten, that as soon as ever she was murdered, they made great haste to bury her before the coroner had given in his inquest (which the Earl himself condemned as not done advisedly), which her father, or Sir John Robertsett (as I suppose), hearing of, came with all speed hither, caused her corpse to be taken up, the coroner to sit upon her, and further inquiry to be made concerning this business to the full; but it was generally thought that the Earl stopped his mouth, and made up the business betwixt them; and the good Earl, to make plain to the world the great love he bare to her while alive, and what a grief the loss of so virtuous a lady was to his tender heart, caused (though the thing, by these and other means, was beaten into the heads of the principal men of the University of Oxford) her body to be reburied in St, Mary's Church in Oxford, with great pomp and solemnity. It is remarkable, when Dr. Babington, the Earl's chaplain, did preach the funeral sermon, he tript once or twice in his speech, by recommending to their memories that virtuous lady so pitifully murdered, instead of saying pitifully slain. This Earl, after all his murders and poisonings, was himself poisoned by that which was prepared for others (some say by his wife at Cornbury Lodge before mentioned), though Baker in his Chronicle would have it at Killingworth; anno 1588.” [Ashmole's Antiquities of Berkshire, vol.i., p.149. The tradition as to Leicester's death was thus communicated by Ben Jonson to Drummond of Hawthornden:—“The Earl of Leicester gave a bottle of liquor to his Lady, which he willed her to use in any faintness, which she, after his returne from court, not knowing it was poison, gave him, and so he died.”—BEN JONSON'S INFORMATION TO DRUMMOND OF HAWTHORNDEN, MS., SIR ROBERT SIBBALD'S COPY.]
“Robert Dudley, Earl of Leicester, a strikingly handsome man and a favorite of Queen Elizabeth, was thought to be someone she would have married if he had been single or widowed. To remove any obstacles, he instructed, or perhaps sweetly requested, his wife to stay at his servant Anthony Forster's house, who lived in the manor mentioned. He also advised Sir Richard Varney (an accomplice in this plan) that when he arrived, he should first try to poison her, and if that didn’t work, find another way to kill her. This was reportedly confirmed by Dr. Walter Bayly, a former fellow at New College and a physician at the University of Oxford. Because he refused to help with the plan to poison her, the Earl tried to have him removed from court. Dr. Bayly conclusively reported that there were conspirators in Cumnor who had planned to poison this innocent woman just before her murder. They noticed that she seemed sad and heavy-hearted (which she was, sensing her impending death) and began to convince her that her illness was caused by too much melancholy. They insisted she should take some potion, which she outright refused, suspecting the worst. They then sent a messenger without her knowledge for Dr. Bayly, asking him to persuade her to take a potion he would recommend, which they would fetch from Oxford. The doctor, sensing something was off because of their insistence and considering the lady had no real need for medicine, firmly declined their request, fearing that if they poisoned her using his name, he might be blamed for their crime. He remained convinced that if this attempt failed, she wouldn’t escape their violent plans for long, which later turned out to be true. On the day of her death, as ordered by the Earl, Sir Richard Varney was left alone with her, along with one other man and Forster, who had forcibly sent away all her servants to Abington market, about three miles away. Whether they first suffocated her or strangled her, they ultimately tossed her down a flight of stairs and broke her neck, using considerable force. However, although it was commonly said that she accidentally fell down the stairs (with her hood still intact), local people say she was moved from her usual chamber to another room where the bed was near a private exit, where they came at night, smothered her in bed, severely bruised her head, broke her neck, and then threw her down the stairs to make it look like an accident, thus attempting to conceal their crime. But behold the mercy and justice of God in avenging and revealing this lady's murder; one of the accomplices was later caught for theft in Wales and, intending to reveal the details of the murder, was secretly killed in prison by the Earl’s orders. Another accomplice, Sir Richard Varney, died around the same time in London, reportedly crying out in agony, blaspheming God, and telling a notable person (who relayed this to others later) that all the devils in hell were tearing him apart. Forster, who had once been known for his hospitality, socializing, and music, was later seen to abandon all of this, becoming melancholic and withdrawn (some say he went mad). Additionally, the wife of Bald Butter, a relative of the Earl, disclosed the entire plot shortly before her death. It shouldn't be forgotten that immediately after she was murdered, they hurried to bury her before the coroner conducted any inquest (which the Earl himself deemed unwise), prompting her father, or Sir John Robertsett (as I suspect), to rush here, have her body exhumed, and the coroner convene to investigate the matter thoroughly. However, it was generally believed that the Earl silenced any dissent and covered up the incident; the good Earl, wishing to publicly demonstrate the love he bore her in life and the sorrow caused by the loss of such an honorable lady, arranged for her body to be reburied in St. Mary's Church in Oxford with great pomp and solemnity. It’s noteworthy that during the funeral sermon, Dr. Babington, the Earl's chaplain, stumbled in his speech, referring to the virtuous lady who was so brutally murdered, instead of saying she was pitifully slain. After all his murders and poisonings, this Earl was himself poisoned by something meant for others (some say by his wife at Cornbury Lodge) although Baker in his Chronicle mentions it happened at Killingworth in 1588.” [Ashmole's Antiquities of Berkshire, vol.i., p.149. The tradition about Leicester's death was communicated by Ben Jonson to Drummond of Hawthornden:—“The Earl of Leicester gave a bottle of liquor to his Lady, which he instructed her to use if she felt faint, which she, not realizing it was poison, later gave to him, leading to his death.”—BEN JONSON'S INFORMATION TO DRUMMOND OF HAWTHORNDEN, MS., SIR ROBERT SIBBALD'S COPY.]
The same accusation has been adopted and circulated by the author of Leicester's Commonwealth, a satire written directly against the Earl of Leicester, which loaded him with the most horrid crimes, and, among the rest, with the murder of his first wife. It was alluded to in the Yorkshire Tragedy, a play erroneously ascribed to Shakespeare, where a baker, who determines to destroy all his family, throws his wife downstairs, with this allusion to the supposed murder of Leicester's lady,—
The same accusation has been taken up and spread by the author of Leicester's Commonwealth, a satire aimed directly at the Earl of Leicester, blaming him for the most terrible crimes, including the murder of his first wife. This was referenced in the Yorkshire Tragedy, a play mistakenly attributed to Shakespeare, where a baker, who decides to kill his entire family, throws his wife down the stairs, making this reference to the alleged murder of Leicester's wife,—
“The only way to charm a woman's tongue
Is, break her neck—a politician did it.”
“The only way to win a woman over
Is to take drastic measures—a politician did it.”
The reader will find I have borrowed several incidents as well as names from Ashmole, and the more early authorities; but my first acquaintance with the history was through the more pleasing medium of verse. There is a period in youth when the mere power of numbers has a more strong effect on ear and imagination than in more advanced life. At this season of immature taste, the author was greatly delighted with the poems of Mickle and Langhorne, poets who, though by no means deficient in the higher branches of their art, were eminent for their powers of verbal melody above most who have practised this department of poetry. One of those pieces of Mickle, which the author was particularly pleased with, is a ballad, or rather a species of elegy, on the subject of Cumnor Hall, which, with others by the same author, was to be found in Evans's Ancient Ballads (vol. iv., page 130), to which work Mickle made liberal contributions. The first stanza especially had a peculiar species of enchantment for the youthful ear of the author, the force of which is not even now entirely spent; some others are sufficiently prosaic.
The reader will notice that I’ve taken several incidents and names from Ashmole and other early sources. However, my first introduction to the history came through the more enjoyable medium of poetry. There’s a time in youth when the rhythm of words has a stronger impact on the ear and imagination than it does later in life. At this stage of developing taste, I was truly captivated by the poems of Mickle and Langhorne—poets who, while not lacking in the higher aspects of their craft, stood out for their ability to create beautiful sound above most others in this field of poetry. One particular piece by Mickle that I loved is a ballad, or more accurately, an elegy about Cumnor Hall, which, along with others by him, can be found in Evans's Ancient Ballads (vol. iv., page 130), a work that Mickle contributed to generously. The first stanza, in particular, held a special kind of enchantment for my youthful ears, an effect that still lingers today; some others are rather mundane.
CUMNOR HALL.
Cumnor Hall.
The dews of summer night did fall;
The moon, sweet regent of the sky,
Silver'd the walls of Cumnor Hall,
And many an oak that grew thereby,
Now nought was heard beneath the skies,
The sounds of busy life were still,
Save an unhappy lady's sighs,
That issued from that lonely pile.
“Leicester,” she cried, “is this thy love
That thou so oft hast sworn to me,
To leave me in this lonely grove,
Immured in shameful privity?
“No more thou com'st with lover's speed,
Thy once beloved bride to see;
But be she alive, or be she dead,
I fear, stern Earl, 's the same to thee.
“Not so the usage I received
When happy in my father's hall;
No faithless husband then me grieved,
No chilling fears did me appal.
“I rose up with the cheerful morn,
No lark more blithe, no flower more gay;
And like the bird that haunts the thorn,
So merrily sung the livelong day.
“If that my beauty is but small,
Among court ladies all despised,
Why didst thou rend it from that hall,
Where, scornful Earl, it well was prized?
“And when you first to me made suit,
How fair I was you oft would say!
And proud of conquest, pluck'd the fruit,
Then left the blossom to decay.
“Yes! now neglected and despised,
The rose is pale, the lily's dead;
But he that once their charms so prized,
Is sure the cause those charms are fled.
“For know, when sick'ning grief doth prey,
And tender love's repaid with scorn,
The sweetest beauty will decay,—
What floweret can endure the storm?
“At court, I'm told, is beauty's throne,
Where every lady's passing rare,
That Eastern flowers, that shame the sun,
Are not so glowing, not so fair.
“Then, Earl, why didst thou leave the beds
Where roses and where lilies vie,
To seek a primrose, whose pale shades
Must sicken when those gauds are by?
“'Mong rural beauties I was one,
Among the fields wild flowers are fair;
Some country swain might me have won,
And thought my beauty passing rare.
“But, Leicester (or I much am wrong),
Or 'tis not beauty lures thy vows;
Rather ambition's gilded crown
Makes thee forget thy humble spouse.
“Then, Leicester, why, again I plead
(The injured surely may repine)—
Why didst thou wed a country maid,
When some fair princess might be thine?
“Why didst thou praise my hum'ble charms,
And, oh! then leave them to decay?
Why didst thou win me to thy arms,
Then leave to mourn the livelong day?
“The village maidens of the plain
Salute me lowly as they go;
Envious they mark my silken train,
Nor think a Countess can have woe.
“The simple nymphs! they little know
How far more happy's their estate;
To smile for joy, than sigh for woe—
To be content, than to be great.
“How far less blest am I than them?
Daily to pine and waste with care!
Like the poor plant that, from its stem
Divided, feels the chilling air.
“Nor, cruel Earl! can I enjoy
The humble charms of solitude;
Your minions proud my peace destroy,
By sullen frowns or pratings rude.
“Last night, as sad I chanced to stray,
The village death-bell smote my ear;
They wink'd aside, and seemed to say,
'Countess, prepare, thy end is near!'
“And now, while happy peasants sleep,
Here I sit lonely and forlorn;
No one to soothe me as I weep,
Save Philomel on yonder thorn.
“My spirits flag—my hopes decay—
Still that dread death-bell smites my ear;
And many a boding seems to say,
'Countess, prepare, thy end is near!'”
Thus sore and sad that lady grieved,
In Cumnor Hall, so lone and drear;
And many a heartfelt sigh she heaved,
And let fall many a bitter tear.
And ere the dawn of day appear'd,
In Cumnor Hall, so lone and drear,
Full many a piercing scream was heard,
And many a cry of mortal fear.
The death-bell thrice was heard to ring,
An aerial voice was heard to call,
And thrice the raven flapp'd its wing
Around the towers of Cumnor Hall.
The mastiff howl'd at village door,
The oaks were shatter'd on the green;
Woe was the hour—for never more
That hapless Countess e'er was seen!
And in that Manor now no more
Is cheerful feast and sprightly ball;
For ever since that dreary hour
Have spirits haunted Cumnor Hall.
The village maids, with fearful glance,
Avoid the ancient moss-grown wall;
Nor ever lead the merry dance,
Among the groves of Cumnor Hall.
Full many a traveller oft hath sigh'd,
And pensive wept the Countess' fall,
As wand'ring onward they've espied
The haunted towers of Cumnor Hall.
The summer night's dew was falling;
The moon, sweet ruler of the sky,
Silvered the walls of Cumnor Hall,
And many an oak that stood nearby,
Now nothing was heard beneath the skies,
The sounds of busy life had died down,
Except for an unhappy lady's sighs,
Rising from that lonely place.
“Leicester,” she cried, “is this your love
That you so often swore to me,
To leave me in this lonely grove,
Locked away in shameful privacy?
“You no longer come with lover's speed,
To see your once-beloved bride;
Whether she's alive or dead,
I fear, stern Earl, it's the same to you.
“This isn’t how I was treated
When I was happy in my father's hall;
No unfaithful husband then caused me grief,
No chilling fears made me feel small.
“I woke up with the cheerful morning,
No lark was more joyous, no flower more bright;
And like the bird that haunts the thorn,
I merrily sang throughout the day.
“If my beauty is small,
Despised by all the court ladies,
Why did you take me from that hall,
Where it was valued, scornful Earl?
“And when you first came to me,
You often said how fair I was!
Proud of your conquest, you plucked the fruit,
Then left the blossom to decay.
“Yes! now neglected and despised,
The rose is pale, the lily's dead;
But he who once prized their charms
Is surely the reason those charms have fled.
“For know, when sickening grief prevails,
And tender love’s met with scorn,
The sweetest beauty will fade—
What flower can endure the storm?
“At court, I hear, is beauty’s throne,
Where every lady’s exceptionally rare,
That Eastern flowers, which shame the sun,
Aren’t so radiant, not so fair.
“Then, Earl, why did you leave the beds
Where roses and lilies compete,
To seek a primrose, whose pale shades
Must wilt when those beauties are near?
“Among rural beauties, I was one,
Among the fields, wildflowers are lovely;
A country swain might have won me,
And thought my beauty exceptionally rare.
“But, Leicester (or I'm much mistaken),
It’s not beauty that lures your vows;
It’s rather ambition's gilded crown
That makes you forget your humble spouse.
“Then, Leicester, why, I plead again
(The injured surely may lament)—
Why did you marry a country maid,
When some fair princess could be yours?
“Why did you praise my humble charms,
And, oh! then leave them to decay?
Why did you win me to your arms,
Then abandon me to mourn all day?
“The village maidens of the plain
Greet me humbly as they pass;
Envious, they mark my silken train,
Not thinking a Countess can feel sorrow.
“The simple girls! they little know
How much happier their life can be;
To smile for joy than to sigh for sorrow—
To be content than to be great.
“How much less blessed am I than they?
Daily pining and fading with care!
Like the poor plant that, from its stem
Divided, feels the chilling air.
“Nor, cruel Earl! can I enjoy
The simple charms of solitude;
Your proud followers disturb my peace,
With their sullen frowns or rude chatter.
“Last night, as I wandered sadly,
The village death-bell struck my ear;
They winked aside, and seemed to say,
'Countess, prepare, your end is near!'
“And now, while happy peasants sleep,
Here I sit, lonely and forlorn;
No one to comfort me as I cry,
Except Philomel on that thorn.
“My spirits flag—my hopes decay—
Still that dreadful death-bell strikes my ear;
And many a foreboding seems to say,
'Countess, prepare, your end is near!'”
Thus sore and sad that lady grieved,
In Cumnor Hall, so lonely and drear;
And many a heartfelt sigh she heaved,
And let fall many a bitter tear.
And before the dawn of day appeared,
In Cumnor Hall, so lonely and drear,
Full many a piercing scream was heard,
And many a cry of mortal fear.
The death-bell rang three times,
An ethereal voice was heard to call,
And three times the raven flapped its wings
Around the towers of Cumnor Hall.
The mastiff howled at the village door,
The oaks were shattered on the green;
Woe was the hour—for never more
That unfortunate Countess was seen!
And in that Manor now no more
Are cheerful feasts and lively balls;
Ever since that dreary hour
Ghosts have haunted Cumnor Hall.
The village maids, with fearful glances,
Avoid the ancient moss-covered wall;
Nor ever lead the merry dance,
Among the groves of Cumnor Hall.
Many a traveler has sighed,
And pensive wept at the Countess’ fall,
As wandering onward they've espied
The haunted towers of Cumnor Hall.
ARBOTSFORD, 1st March 1831.
ARBOTSFORD, March 1, 1831.
KENILWORTH
CHAPTER I.
I am an innkeeper, and know my grounds,
And study them; Brain o' man, I study them.
I must have jovial guests to drive my ploughs,
And whistling boys to bring my harvests home,
Or I shall hear no flails thwack. THE NEW INN.
I run an inn and know my land,
And pay attention to it; I really do.
I need cheerful guests to help me work my fields,
And lively boys to bring in the crops,
Or I won’t hear the sound of the flails. THE NEW INN.
It is the privilege of tale-tellers to open their story in an inn, the free rendezvous of all travellers, and where the humour of each displays itself without ceremony or restraint. This is specially suitable when the scene is laid during the old days of merry England, when the guests were in some sort not merely the inmates, but the messmates and temporary companions of mine Host, who was usually a personage of privileged freedom, comely presence, and good-humour. Patronized by him the characters of the company were placed in ready contrast; and they seldom failed, during the emptying of a six-hooped pot, to throw off reserve, and present themselves to each other, and to their landlord, with the freedom of old acquaintance.
It’s the privilege of storytellers to start their tale in an inn, the casual meeting spot for all travelers, where everyone’s personality comes out without any fuss or limitations. This is especially fitting when the setting is in the old days of merry England, when the guests were not just paying customers but also dining companions and temporary friends of the host, who was usually a person of relaxed freedom, good looks, and a friendly demeanor. With his support, the characters of the group were easily contrasted, and they often couldn’t help but drop their guard during the draining of a six-hooped pot, revealing themselves to each other and their host like old friends.
The village of Cumnor, within three or four miles of Oxford, boasted, during the eighteenth of Queen Elizabeth, an excellent inn of the old stamp, conducted, or rather ruled, by Giles Gosling, a man of a goodly person, and of somewhat round belly; fifty years of age and upwards, moderate in his reckonings, prompt in his payments, having a cellar of sound liquor, a ready wit, and a pretty daughter. Since the days of old Harry Baillie of the Tabard in Southwark, no one had excelled Giles Gosling in the power of pleasing his guests of every description; and so great was his fame, that to have been in Cumnor without wetting a cup at the bonny Black Bear, would have been to avouch one's-self utterly indifferent to reputation as a traveller. A country fellow might as well return from London without looking in the face of majesty. The men of Cumnor were proud of their Host, and their Host was proud of his house, his liquor, his daughter, and himself.
The village of Cumnor, just three or four miles from Oxford, had, during the reign of Queen Elizabeth I, a fantastic old-style inn run by Giles Gosling, a well-built man with a bit of a belly; he was over fifty, fair with his prices, quick to settle his bills, had a great selection of drinks, a sharp sense of humor, and a lovely daughter. Since the days of the legendary Harry Baillie of the Tabard in Southwark, no one had surpassed Giles Gosling in his ability to please all kinds of guests; his reputation was so great that visiting Cumnor without enjoying a drink at the popular Black Bear would mean you were completely indifferent to your reputation as a traveler. A countryman might as well return from London without even seeing the king. The people of Cumnor took pride in their host, and Giles took pride in his inn, his drinks, his daughter, and himself.
It was in the courtyard of the inn which called this honest fellow landlord, that a traveller alighted in the close of the evening, gave his horse, which seemed to have made a long journey, to the hostler, and made some inquiry, which produced the following dialogue betwixt the myrmidons of the bonny Black Bear.
It was in the courtyard of the inn known as the Black Bear that a traveler arrived in the late evening, handed over his horse, which looked like it had come a long way, to the stableman, and asked a few questions, leading to the following conversation among the people at the inn.
“What, ho! John Tapster.”
"Hey, John Tapster."
“At hand, Will Hostler,” replied the man of the spigot, showing himself in his costume of loose jacket, linen breeches, and green apron, half within and half without a door, which appeared to descend to an outer cellar.
“At hand, Will Hostler,” replied the man behind the bar, stepping into view in his loose jacket, linen trousers, and green apron, half inside and half outside a door that seemed to lead down to a cellar.
“Here is a gentleman asks if you draw good ale,” continued the hostler.
“Here’s a guy asking if you serve good ale,” continued the hostler.
“Beshrew my heart else,” answered the tapster, “since there are but four miles betwixt us and Oxford. Marry, if my ale did not convince the heads of the scholars, they would soon convince my pate with the pewter flagon.”
“Curse my heart otherwise,” replied the bartender, “since there are only four miles between us and Oxford. Honestly, if my ale didn’t win over the scholars, they would quickly convince me with the pewter mug.”
“Call you that Oxford logic?” said the stranger, who had now quitted the rein of his horse, and was advancing towards the inn-door, when he was encountered by the goodly form of Giles Gosling himself.
“Is that what you call Oxford logic?” said the stranger, who had now dismounted from his horse and was walking toward the inn door, when he was met by the imposing figure of Giles Gosling himself.
“Is it logic you talk of, Sir Guest?” said the host; “why, then, have at you with a downright consequence—
“Are you talking about logic, Sir Guest?” the host said. “If so, then let me hit you with a clear consequence—
'The horse to the rack,
And to fire with the sack.'”
'The horse to the hitching post,
And to the fire with the bag.'”
“Amen! with all my heart, my good host,” said the stranger; “let it be a quart of your best Canaries, and give me your good help to drink it.”
“Amen! with all my heart, my good host,” said the stranger; “let's have a quart of your best Canaries, and please help me drink it.”
“Nay, you are but in your accidence yet, Sir Traveller, if you call on your host for help for such a sipping matter as a quart of sack; Were it a gallon, you might lack some neighbouring aid at my hand, and yet call yourself a toper.”
“Nah, you’re still just getting started, Sir Traveler, if you’re asking your host for help with something as small as a quart of wine; If it were a gallon, you might need some help from the neighbors, yet still call yourself a drinker.”
“Fear me not.” said the guest, “I will do my devoir as becomes a man who finds himself within five miles of Oxford; for I am not come from the field of Mars to discredit myself amongst the followers of Minerva.”
“Don’t be afraid of me,” said the guest. “I will do my duty as a man who finds himself within five miles of Oxford; I haven’t come from the battlefield to embarrass myself among the followers of Minerva.”
As he spoke thus, the landlord, with much semblance of hearty welcome, ushered his guest into a large, low chamber, where several persons were seated together in different parties—some drinking, some playing at cards, some conversing, and some, whose business called them to be early risers on the morrow, concluding their evening meal, and conferring with the chamberlain about their night's quarters.
As he spoke, the landlord, with a warm and friendly demeanor, led his guest into a large, low room where several people were gathered in different groups—some drinking, some playing cards, some talking, and others, who needed to get up early the next day, finishing their dinner and chatting with the chamberlain about their accommodations for the night.
The entrance of a stranger procured him that general and careless sort of attention which is usually paid on such occasions, from which the following results were deduced:—The guest was one of those who, with a well-made person, and features not in themselves unpleasing, are nevertheless so far from handsome that, whether from the expression of their features, or the tone of their voice, or from their gait and manner, there arises, on the whole, a disinclination to their society. The stranger's address was bold, without being frank, and seemed eagerly and hastily to claim for him a degree of attention and deference which he feared would be refused, if not instantly vindicated as his right. His attire was a riding-cloak, which, when open, displayed a handsome jerkin overlaid with lace, and belted with a buff girdle, which sustained a broadsword and a pair of pistols.
The entrance of a stranger caught the usual distracted attention that tends to happen in such situations, leading to the following conclusions: The guest had a well-built figure and pleasantly shaped features, yet he was far from being attractive. Whether it was the expression on his face, the tone of his voice, or the way he walked and carried himself, there was an overall reluctance to engage with him. The stranger spoke confidently, but not openly, and seemed to hurriedly demand a level of attention and respect that he worried would be denied unless quickly asserted as his entitlement. He wore a riding cloak, which, when opened, revealed a stylish jerkin adorned with lace and cinched with a buff belt that held a broadsword and a pair of pistols.
“You ride well provided, sir,” said the host, looking at the weapons as he placed on the table the mulled sack which the traveller had ordered.
“You ride well equipped, sir,” said the host, glancing at the weapons as he set down the mulled sack that the traveler had ordered.
“Yes, mine host; I have found the use on't in dangerous times, and I do not, like your modern grandees, turn off my followers the instant they are useless.”
“Yes, my host; I have found it useful in tough times, and I do not, like your modern elites, dismiss my followers the moment they become unhelpful.”
“Ay, sir?” said Giles Gosling; “then you are from the Low Countries, the land of pike and caliver?”
“Ay, sir?” said Giles Gosling; “so you’re from the Low Countries, the land of pike and caliver?”
“I have been high and low, my friend, broad and wide, far and near. But here is to thee in a cup of thy sack; fill thyself another to pledge me, and, if it is less than superlative, e'en drink as you have brewed.”
“I’ve been everywhere, my friend, up and down, all around, near and far. But here’s to you in a cup of your drink; refill yours to toast me, and if it’s not the best, just drink what you’ve made.”
“Less than superlative?” said Giles Gosling, drinking off the cup, and smacking his lips with an air of ineffable relish,—“I know nothing of superlative, nor is there such a wine at the Three Cranes, in the Vintry, to my knowledge; but if you find better sack than that in the Sheres, or in the Canaries either, I would I may never touch either pot or penny more. Why, hold it up betwixt you and the light, you shall see the little motes dance in the golden liquor like dust in the sunbeam. But I would rather draw wine for ten clowns than one traveller.—I trust your honour likes the wine?”
“Less than excellent?” said Giles Gosling, finishing his drink and smacking his lips with an air of pure enjoyment. “I don’t know anything about excellence, nor is there such a wine at the Three Cranes in Vintry, as far as I know; but if you find better sack than this in the Sheres or the Canaries, I hope I never touch another drink or cent again. Just hold it up to the light, and you’ll see the tiny particles dance in the golden liquid like dust in a sunbeam. But I’d rather serve wine to ten clowns than one traveler. I hope you like the wine?”
“It is neat and comfortable, mine host; but to know good liquor, you should drink where the vine grows. Trust me, your Spaniard is too wise a man to send you the very soul of the grape. Why, this now, which you account so choice, were counted but as a cup of bastard at the Groyne, or at Port St. Mary's. You should travel, mine host, if you would be deep in the mysteries of the butt and pottle-pot.”
“It’s nice and cozy, my friend; but if you want to know good liquor, you should drink where the grapes are grown. Trust me, your Spanish friend is too clever to send you the best of the grape. What you consider so fine would be seen as just cheap stuff at Groyne or Port St. Mary’s. You should travel, my friend, if you want to understand the secrets of the barrel and jug.”
“In troth, Signior Guest,” said Giles Gosling, “if I were to travel only that I might be discontented with that which I can get at home, methinks I should go but on a fool's errand. Besides, I warrant you, there is many a fool can turn his nose up at good drink without ever having been out of the smoke of Old England; and so ever gramercy mine own fireside.”
“In truth, Mr. Guest,” said Giles Gosling, “if I were to travel just to end up being unhappy with what I have at home, it seems to me that I'd be on a fool's errand. Besides, I assure you, there are plenty of fools who can look down on good drinks without ever having left the comfort of Old England; and so, thank goodness for my own fireside.”
“This is but a mean mind of yours, mine host,” said the stranger; “I warrant me, all your town's folk do not think so basely. You have gallants among you, I dare undertake, that have made the Virginia voyage, or taken a turn in the Low Countries at least. Come, cudgel your memory. Have you no friends in foreign parts that you would gladly have tidings of?”
“This is just a petty way of thinking on your part, my host,” said the stranger; “I bet all the people in your town don’t think so poorly. You must have some fine characters among you, I’m sure, who have made the journey to Virginia, or at least spent some time in the Low Countries. Come on, think hard. Don’t you have any friends in other places that you’d like to hear from?”
“Troth, sir, not I,” answered the host, “since ranting Robin of Drysandford was shot at the siege of the Brill. The devil take the caliver that fired the ball, for a blither lad never filled a cup at midnight! But he is dead and gone, and I know not a soldier, or a traveller, who is a soldier's mate, that I would give a peeled codling for.”
“Honestly, sir, not me,” replied the innkeeper, “since Ranting Robin of Drysandford was shot during the siege of Brill. Curse the gun that fired the bullet, because no one ever poured a drink at midnight like him! But he’s dead and gone, and I don’t know a soldier, or a traveler who is friends with a soldier, that I would even consider valuable.”
“By the Mass, that is strange. What! so many of our brave English hearts are abroad, and you, who seem to be a man of mark, have no friend, no kinsman among them?”
“By the Mass, that’s weird. What! So many of our brave English hearts are out there, and you, who seem to be an important person, have no friend, no relative among them?”
“Nay, if you speak of kinsmen,” answered Gosling, “I have one wild slip of a kinsman, who left us in the last year of Queen Mary; but he is better lost than found.”
“Nah, if you’re talking about family,” replied Gosling, “I have a crazy relative who left us in the last year of Queen Mary; but he’s better off gone than around.”
“Do not say so, friend, unless you have heard ill of him lately. Many a wild colt has turned out a noble steed.—His name, I pray you?”
"Don't say that, friend, unless you've heard something bad about him recently. Many a wild colt has become a great horse.—What’s his name, if you don’t mind?"
“Michael Lambourne,” answered the landlord of the Black Bear; “a son of my sister's—there is little pleasure in recollecting either the name or the connection.”
“Michael Lambourne,” replied the landlord of the Black Bear; “he's a son of my sister—there's not much enjoyment in remembering either the name or the relationship.”
“Michael Lambourne!” said the stranger, as if endeavouring to recollect himself—“what, no relation to Michael Lambourne, the gallant cavalier who behaved so bravely at the siege of Venlo that Grave Maurice thanked him at the head of the army? Men said he was an English cavalier, and of no high extraction.”
“Michael Lambourne!” said the stranger, trying to remember—“wait, no relation to Michael Lambourne, the brave soldier who acted so heroically at the siege of Venlo that Grave Maurice thanked him in front of the army? People said he was an English soldier and not from a noble background.”
“It could scarcely be my nephew,” said Giles Gosling, “for he had not the courage of a hen-partridge for aught but mischief.”
“It couldn't possibly be my nephew,” said Giles Gosling, “because he didn’t have the courage of a hen partridge for anything except trouble.”
“Oh, many a man finds courage in the wars,” replied the stranger.
“Oh, many guys find courage in wars,” replied the stranger.
“It may be,” said the landlord; “but I would have thought our Mike more likely to lose the little he had.”
“It might be,” said the landlord; “but I would have thought our Mike was more likely to lose the little he had.”
“The Michael Lambourne whom I knew,” continued the traveller, “was a likely fellow—went always gay and well attired, and had a hawk's eye after a pretty wench.”
“The Michael Lambourne I knew,” the traveler continued, “was a good-looking guy—always dressed nicely and had a keen eye for a pretty girl.”
“Our Michael,” replied the host, “had the look of a dog with a bottle at its tail, and wore a coat, every rag of which was bidding good-day to the rest.”
“Our Michael,” replied the host, “looked like a dog chasing its tail, and wore a coat that was falling apart.”
“Oh, men pick up good apparel in the wars,” replied the guest.
“Oh, men pick up nice clothes in wars,” replied the guest.
“Our Mike,” answered the landlord, “was more like to pick it up in a frippery warehouse, while the broker was looking another way; and, for the hawk's eye you talk of, his was always after my stray spoons. He was tapster's boy here in this blessed house for a quarter of a year; and between misreckonings, miscarriages, mistakes, and misdemeanours, had he dwelt with me for three months longer, I might have pulled down sign, shut up house, and given the devil the key to keep.”
“Our Mike,” replied the landlord, “was more likely to pick it up in a thrift store while the broker was distracted; and as for the sharp eye you mention, he was always watching for my missing spoons. He was the bartender’s helper here in this fine establishment for about three months; and with all the miscalculations, accidents, errors, and wrongdoings, if he had stayed with me for three more months, I might have taken down the sign, closed up shop, and handed the key to the devil to keep.”
“You would be sorry, after all,” continued the traveller, “were I to tell you poor Mike Lambourne was shot at the head of his regiment at the taking of a sconce near Maestricht?”
“You would regret it, after all,” the traveler continued, “if I told you that poor Mike Lambourne was shot while leading his regiment in the capture of a fort near Maestricht?”
“Sorry!—it would be the blithest news I ever heard of him, since it would ensure me he was not hanged. But let him pass—I doubt his end will never do such credit to his friends. Were it so, I should say”—(taking another cup of sack)—“Here's God rest him, with all my heart.”
“Sorry!—that would be the happiest news I've ever heard about him, since it would mean he wasn't executed. But let it go—I'm not sure his ending will ever honor his friends. If it did, I would say”—(taking another cup of wine)—“Here's to him, may God rest him, with all my heart.”
“Tush, man,” replied the traveller, “never fear but you will have credit by your nephew yet, especially if he be the Michael Lambourne whom I knew, and loved very nearly, or altogether, as well as myself. Can you tell me no mark by which I could judge whether they be the same?”
“Tush, man,” replied the traveler, “don’t worry, you’ll have credit with your nephew yet, especially if he’s the Michael Lambourne I knew and loved almost as much as I love myself. Can you give me any hints to tell if they’re the same?”
“Faith, none that I can think of,” answered Giles Gosling, “unless that our Mike had the gallows branded on his left shoulder for stealing a silver caudle-cup from Dame Snort of Hogsditch.”
“Honestly, I can't think of any,” replied Giles Gosling, “unless you count the fact that our Mike has the gallows tattooed on his left shoulder for stealing a silver caudle cup from Dame Snort of Hogsditch.”
“Nay, there you lie like a knave, uncle,” said the stranger, slipping aside his ruff; and turning down the sleeve of his doublet from his neck and shoulder; “by this good day, my shoulder is as unscarred as thine own.
“Nah, there you are lying like a scoundrel, uncle,” said the stranger, pushing aside his collar and rolling up the sleeve of his tunic from his neck and shoulder; “I swear, my shoulder is just as unmarked as yours.”
“What, Mike, boy—Mike!” exclaimed the host;—“and is it thou, in good earnest? Nay, I have judged so for this half-hour; for I knew no other person would have ta'en half the interest in thee. But, Mike, an thy shoulder be unscathed as thou sayest, thou must own that Goodman Thong, the hangman, was merciful in his office, and stamped thee with a cold iron.”
“Hey, Mike, buddy—Mike!” the host exclaimed. “Is it really you? I figured it was you for the last half hour because I couldn’t think of anyone else who would care this much about you. But, Mike, if your shoulder is as unhurt as you say, then you have to admit that Goodman Thong, the executioner, was kind in his job and marked you with a cold iron.”
“Tush, uncle—truce with your jests. Keep them to season your sour ale, and let us see what hearty welcome thou wilt give a kinsman who has rolled the world around for eighteen years; who has seen the sun set where it rises, and has travelled till the west has become the east.”
“Tush, uncle—enough with your jokes. Save them for when you're enjoying your sour ale, and let’s see what kind of warm welcome you’ll give a relative who has been around the world for eighteen years; who has seen the sun set where it rises and has traveled until the west has turned into the east.”
“Thou hast brought back one traveller's gift with thee, Mike, as I well see; and that was what thou least didst need to travel for. I remember well, among thine other qualities, there was no crediting a word which came from thy mouth.”
“You’ve brought back one traveler’s gift with you, Mike, as I can see; and that’s what you least needed to travel for. I remember well, among your other qualities, there was no trusting a word that came out of your mouth.”
“Here's an unbelieving pagan for you, gentlemen!” said Michael Lambourne, turning to those who witnessed this strange interview betwixt uncle and nephew, some of whom, being natives of the village, were no strangers to his juvenile wildness. “This may be called slaying a Cumnor fatted calf for me with a vengeance.—But, uncle, I come not from the husks and the swine-trough, and I care not for thy welcome or no welcome; I carry that with me will make me welcome, wend where I will.”
“Here’s a total skeptic for you, guys!” said Michael Lambourne, turning to those who were watching this strange conversation between uncle and nephew. Some of them, being locals, were familiar with his wild behavior as a kid. “This feels like you’re going all out to celebrate my return, uncle. But, uncle, I didn’t come from the pigsty, and I’m not bothered about your welcome or lack of it; I bring the kind of presence that’ll make me welcome wherever I go.”
So saying, he pulled out a purse of gold indifferently well filled, the sight of which produced a visible effect upon the company. Some shook their heads and whispered to each other, while one or two of the less scrupulous speedily began to recollect him as a school-companion, a townsman, or so forth. On the other hand, two or three grave, sedate-looking persons shook their heads, and left the inn, hinting that, if Giles Gosling wished to continue to thrive, he should turn his thriftless, godless nephew adrift again, as soon as he could. Gosling demeaned himself as if he were much of the same opinion, for even the sight of the gold made less impression on the honest gentleman than it usually doth upon one of his calling.
So saying, he pulled out a purse filled with gold, and the sight of it had a noticeable effect on the group. Some shook their heads and whispered to each other, while a couple of the less principled quickly started to remember him as a former schoolmate or a local. On the other hand, two or three serious-looking individuals shook their heads and left the inn, suggesting that if Giles Gosling wanted to keep doing well, he should get rid of his reckless, godless nephew as soon as possible. Gosling acted as if he agreed, for even the sight of the gold made less of an impact on the honest man than it usually would on someone in his position.
“Kinsman Michael,” he said, “put up thy purse. My sister's son shall be called to no reckoning in my house for supper or lodging; and I reckon thou wilt hardly wish to stay longer where thou art e'en but too well known.”
“Kinsman Michael,” he said, “put away your wallet. My sister's son won't be charged for dinner or a place to stay in my house; and I guess you won't want to stick around where you're already too well known.”
“For that matter, uncle,” replied the traveller, “I shall consult my own needs and conveniences. Meantime I wish to give the supper and sleeping cup to those good townsmen who are not too proud to remember Mike Lambourne, the tapster's boy. If you will let me have entertainment for my money, so; if not, it is but a short two minutes' walk to the Hare and Tabor, and I trust our neighbours will not grudge going thus far with me.”
“For that matter, uncle,” replied the traveler, “I’ll take care of my own needs and comfort. In the meantime, I want to give the dinner and drinks to those good townspeople who aren’t too proud to remember Mike Lambourne, the tapster’s boy. If you can offer me a place to stay for my money, great; if not, it’s just a quick two-minute walk to the Hare and Tabor, and I hope our neighbors won’t mind walking that far with me.”
“Nay, Mike,” replied his uncle, “as eighteen years have gone over thy head, and I trust thou art somewhat amended in thy conditions, thou shalt not leave my house at this hour, and shalt e'en have whatever in reason you list to call for. But I would I knew that that purse of thine, which thou vapourest of, were as well come by as it seems well filled.”
“Nah, Mike,” his uncle replied, “since eighteen years have passed you by, and I hope you've improved a bit, you’re not leaving my house at this hour, and you can have whatever you want within reason. But I wish I knew if that purse of yours that you brag about was filled as well as it looks.”
“Here is an infidel for you, my good neighbours!” said Lambourne, again appealing to the audience. “Here's a fellow will rip up his kinsman's follies of a good score of years' standing. And for the gold, why, sirs, I have been where it grew, and was to be had for the gathering. In the New World have I been, man—in the Eldorado, where urchins play at cherry-pit with diamonds, and country wenches thread rubies for necklaces, instead of rowan-tree berries; where the pantiles are made of pure gold, and the paving-stones of virgin silver.”
“Here’s an unbeliever for you, my good neighbors!” Lambourne said, turning to the crowd again. “Here’s a guy who will expose his relative’s mistakes from the past twenty years. And about the gold, well, gentlemen, I’ve been where it comes from, and it was just waiting to be picked up. I’ve been to the New World, in Eldorado, where kids play with diamonds like they're just cherry pits, and country girls make necklaces out of rubies instead of rowan-tree berries; where the rooftops are made of pure gold, and the streets are paved with virgin silver.”
“By my credit, friend Mike,” said young Laurence Goldthred, the cutting mercer of Abingdon, “that were a likely coast to trade to. And what may lawns, cypruses, and ribands fetch, where gold is so plenty?”
“Honestly, friend Mike,” said young Laurence Goldthred, the sharp mercer of Abingdon, “that seems like a promising place to trade. And how much can lawns, cypruses, and ribbons sell for, when gold is so abundant?”
“Oh, the profit were unutterable,” replied Lambourne, “especially when a handsome young merchant bears the pack himself; for the ladies of that clime are bona-robas, and being themselves somewhat sunburnt, they catch fire like tinder at a fresh complexion like thine, with a head of hair inclining to be red.”
“Oh, the profit would be incredible,” replied Lambourne, “especially when a handsome young merchant carries the pack himself; because the ladies from that place are real beauties, and since they are a bit sunburned, they light up like tinder at a fresh complexion like yours, with hair that's a bit red.”
“I would I might trade thither,” said the mercer, chuckling.
“I wish I could trade there,” said the mercer, chuckling.
“Why, and so thou mayest,” said Michael—“that is, if thou art the same brisk boy who was partner with me at robbing the Abbot's orchard. 'Tis but a little touch of alchemy to decoct thy house and land into ready money, and that ready money into a tall ship, with sails, anchors, cordage, and all things conforming; then clap thy warehouse of goods under hatches, put fifty good fellows on deck, with myself to command them, and so hoist topsails, and hey for the New World!”
“Sure, you can,” said Michael—“that is, if you’re the same lively kid who helped me raid the Abbot's orchard. It’s just a simple trick to turn your house and land into cash, then that cash into a big ship, with sails, anchors, ropes, and everything needed; then load up your goods below deck, put fifty good men on board, with me in charge, and off we go to the New World!”
“Thou hast taught him a secret, kinsman,” said Giles Gosling, “to decoct, an that be the word, his pound into a penny and his webs into a thread.—Take a fool's advice, neighbour Goldthred. Tempt not the sea, for she is a devourer. Let cards and cockatrices do their worst, thy father's bales may bide a banging for a year or two ere thou comest to the Spital; but the sea hath a bottomless appetite,—she would swallow the wealth of Lombard Street in a morning, as easily as I would a poached egg and a cup of clary. And for my kinsman's Eldorado, never trust me if I do not believe he has found it in the pouches of some such gulls as thyself.—But take no snuff in the nose about it; fall to and welcome, for here comes the supper, and I heartily bestow it on all that will take share, in honour of my hopeful nephew's return, always trusting that he has come home another man.—In faith, kinsman, thou art as like my poor sister as ever was son to mother.”
“You've taught him a secret, relative,” said Giles Gosling, “to turn his pound into a penny and his webs into a thread. —Take a fool's advice, neighbor Goldthred. Don’t tempt the sea, because she is a devourer. Let cards and cockatrices do their worst; your father's goods might take a beating for a year or two before you get to the Spital, but the sea has an endless appetite — she could swallow the wealth of Lombard Street in a morning, just as easily as I would a poached egg and a cup of clary. And about my relative's Eldorado, don’t trust me if I don’t believe he’s found it in the pockets of some gulls like you. —But don’t take offense; dig in and enjoy, because here comes supper, and I gladly share it with everyone who wants to join, in honor of my hopeful nephew's return, always hoping that he comes home a changed man. —Honestly, relative, you look just like my poor sister, just like a son looks to his mother.”
“Not quite so like old Benedict Lambourne, her husband, though,” said the mercer, nodding and winking. “Dost thou remember, Mike, what thou saidst when the schoolmaster's ferule was over thee for striking up thy father's crutches?—it is a wise child, saidst thou, that knows its own father. Dr. Bircham laughed till he cried again, and his crying saved yours.”
“Not exactly like her husband, old Benedict Lambourne,” said the mercer, nodding and winking. “Do you remember, Mike, what you said when the schoolmaster was after you for messing with your dad's crutches?—it’s a wise child who knows their own father, you said. Dr. Bircham laughed so hard he cried again, and his crying saved you.”
“Well, he made it up to me many a day after,” said Lambourne; “and how is the worthy pedagogue?”
“Well, he made it up to me many days later,” said Lambourne; “and how is the good teacher?”
“Dead,” said Giles Gosling, “this many a day since.”
“Dead,” said Giles Gosling, “it's been this way for many days now.”
“That he is,” said the clerk of the parish; “I sat by his bed the whilst. He passed away in a blessed frame. 'MORIOR—MORTUUS SUM VEL FUI—MORI'—these were his latest words; and he just added, 'my last verb is conjugated.”
“That he is,” said the parish clerk; “I sat by his bed the whole time. He passed away peacefully. 'I die—I am dead or have been—I die'—these were his last words; and he added, 'my last verb is conjugated.'”
“Well, peace be with him,” said Mike, “he owes me nothing.”
"Well, peace be with him," Mike said, "he doesn't owe me anything."
“No, truly,” replied Goldthred; “and every lash which he laid on thee, he always was wont to say, he spared the hangman a labour.”
“No, really,” Goldthred replied; “and every time he whipped you, he always used to say he was saving the hangman some work.”
“One would have thought he left him little to do then,” said the clerk; “and yet Goodman Thong had no sinecure of it with our friend, after all.”
“One would think he left him with hardly anything to do,” said the clerk; “and yet Goodman Thong really had his hands full with our friend, after all.”
“VOTO A DIOS!” exclaimed Lambourne, his patience appearing to fail him, as he snatched his broad, slouched hat from the table and placed it on his head, so that the shadow gave the sinister expression of a Spanish brave to eyes and features which naturally boded nothing pleasant. “Hark'ee, my masters—all is fair among friends, and under the rose; and I have already permitted my worthy uncle here, and all of you, to use your pleasure with the frolics of my nonage. But I carry sword and dagger, my good friends, and can use them lightly too upon occasion. I have learned to be dangerous upon points of honour ever since I served the Spaniard, and I would not have you provoke me to the degree of falling foul.”
“God damn it!” Lambourne shouted, his patience clearly wearing thin, as he grabbed his wide-brimmed hat from the table and put it on his head, casting a shadow that gave his eyes and features a menacing look. “Listen up, my friends—everything is fair among buddies, and in a private setting; I’ve already let my worthy uncle here, and all of you, have your fun at my expense. But I carry a sword and dagger, and I know how to use them when necessary. I’ve learned to stand my ground on matters of honor ever since I served the Spaniard, and I wouldn’t want to provoke me to the point of conflict.”
“Why, what would you do?” said the clerk.
“Why, what would you do?” said the clerk.
“Ay, sir, what would you do?” said the mercer, bustling up on the other side of the table.
“Yeah, sir, what would you do?” said the mercer, hurrying over to the other side of the table.
“Slit your throat, and spoil your Sunday's quavering, Sir Clerk,” said Lambourne fiercely; “cudgel you, my worshipful dealer in flimsy sarsenets, into one of your own bales.”
“Cut your throat and ruin your Sunday’s shivering, Sir Clerk,” said Lambourne fiercely; “beat you, my esteemed seller of cheap fabrics, into one of your own bundles.”
“Come, come,” said the host, interposing, “I will have no swaggering here.—Nephew, it will become you best to show no haste to take offence; and you, gentlemen, will do well to remember, that if you are in an inn, still you are the inn-keeper's guests, and should spare the honour of his family.—I protest your silly broils make me as oblivious as yourself; for yonder sits my silent guest as I call him, who hath been my two days' inmate, and hath never spoken a word, save to ask for his food and his reckoning—gives no more trouble than a very peasant—pays his shot like a prince royal—looks but at the sum total of the reckoning, and does not know what day he shall go away. Oh, 'tis a jewel of a guest! and yet, hang-dog that I am, I have suffered him to sit by himself like a castaway in yonder obscure nook, without so much as asking him to take bite or sup along with us. It were but the right guerdon of my incivility were he to set off to the Hare and Tabor before the night grows older.”
“Come on, come on,” said the host, stepping in, “I won’t have any bragging here. Nephew, it would be best for you to not rush to take offense; and you, gentlemen, should remember that even though you’re at an inn, you are still the innkeeper's guests and should protect the honor of his family. I must say, your silly squabbles make me as clueless as you; for over there sits my quiet guest, as I like to call him, who has been staying with me for two days and hasn’t said a word except to ask for his food and his bill—causes no more trouble than a peasant—pays his bill like royalty—only glances at the total and doesn’t even know when he’ll leave. Oh, he’s a gem of a guest! And yet, shame on me, I’ve let him sit by himself like a stranger in that corner over there, without even inviting him to eat or drink with us. It would be just punishment for my rudeness if he decided to leave for the Hare and Tabor before the night gets any later.”
With his white napkin gracefully arranged over his left arm, his velvet cap laid aside for the moment, and his best silver flagon in his right hand, mine host walked up to the solitary guest whom he mentioned, and thereby turned upon him the eyes of the assembled company.
With his white napkin elegantly draped over his left arm, his velvet cap set aside for now, and his best silver jug in his right hand, the host approached the lone guest he had just mentioned, drawing the attention of the whole room.
He was a man aged betwixt twenty-five and thirty, rather above the middle size, dressed with plainness and decency, yet bearing an air of ease which almost amounted to dignity, and which seemed to infer that his habit was rather beneath his rank. His countenance was reserved and thoughtful, with dark hair and dark eyes; the last, upon any momentary excitement, sparkled with uncommon lustre, but on other occasions had the same meditative and tranquil cast which was exhibited by his features. The busy curiosity of the little village had been employed to discover his name and quality, as well as his business at Cumnor; but nothing had transpired on either subject which could lead to its gratification. Giles Gosling, head-borough of the place, and a steady friend to Queen Elizabeth and the Protestant religion, was at one time inclined to suspect his guest of being a Jesuit, or seminary priest, of whom Rome and Spain sent at this time so many to grace the gallows in England. But it was scarce possible to retain such a prepossession against a guest who gave so little trouble, paid his reckoning so regularly, and who proposed, as it seemed, to make a considerable stay at the bonny Black Bear.
He was a man between the ages of twenty-five and thirty, of average height, dressed simply and appropriately, yet carrying an air of ease that almost resembled dignity, suggesting that his attire was below his status. His face was reserved and thoughtful, with dark hair and dark eyes; the latter sparkled with unusual brightness during moments of excitement, but at other times had the same reflective and calm look that was shown in his features. The curious residents of the small village were eager to find out his name and background, as well as his reason for being in Cumnor; however, nothing had emerged on these subjects to satisfy their curiosity. Giles Gosling, the head-borough of the area and a loyal supporter of Queen Elizabeth and the Protestant faith, once suspected his guest of being a Jesuit or seminary priest, of which Rome and Spain were sending many to face execution in England at that time. But it was almost impossible to keep such a suspicion against a guest who caused so little trouble, paid his bills on time, and seemed to intend to stay for a considerable time at the cheerful Black Bear.
“Papists,” argued Giles Gosling, “are a pinching, close-fisted race, and this man would have found a lodging with the wealthy squire at Bessellsey, or with the old Knight at Wootton, or in some other of their Roman dens, instead of living in a house of public entertainment, as every honest man and good Christian should. Besides, on Friday he stuck by the salt beef and carrot, though there were as good spitch-cocked eels on the board as ever were ta'en out of the Isis.”
“Papists,” argued Giles Gosling, “are a stingy, tight-fisted bunch, and this guy could have found a place to stay with the wealthy squire at Bessellsey, or with the old Knight at Wootton, or in one of their other Roman hangouts, instead of living in a tavern, as any decent person and good Christian should. Besides, on Friday he went with the salt beef and carrots, even though there were spitchcocked eels on the table that were as good as any ever taken from the Isis.”
Honest Giles, therefore, satisfied himself that his guest was no Roman, and with all comely courtesy besought the stranger to pledge him in a draught of the cool tankard, and honour with his attention a small collation which he was giving to his nephew, in honour of his return, and, as he verily hoped, of his reformation. The stranger at first shook his head, as if declining the courtesy; but mine host proceeded to urge him with arguments founded on the credit of his house, and the construction which the good people of Cumnor might put upon such an unsocial humour.
Honest Giles, therefore, assured himself that his guest was not a Roman, and with great courtesy invited the stranger to join him in a drink from the cool tankard, and to honor him with his presence at a small meal he was preparing for his nephew, in celebration of his return, and, as he truly hoped, his transformation. The stranger initially shook his head, seeming to decline the offer; but the host continued to persuade him with reasons based on the reputation of his establishment, and how the good folks of Cumnor might view such a standoffish attitude.
“By my faith, sir,” he said, “it touches my reputation that men should be merry in my house; and we have ill tongues amongst us at Cumnor (as where be there not?), who put an evil mark on men who pull their hat over their brows, as if they were looking back to the days that are gone, instead of enjoying the blithe sunshiny weather which God has sent us in the sweet looks of our sovereign mistress, Queen Elizabeth, whom Heaven long bless and preserve!”
“Honestly, sir,” he said, “it affects my reputation that people should have a good time in my house; and we have some gossipers at Cumnor (as there are everywhere), who unfairly judge men who pull their hats down over their eyes, as if they are longing for the past instead of enjoying the bright sunny weather that God has given us through the lovely presence of our sovereign queen, Elizabeth, may Heaven bless and protect her for a long time!”
“Why, mine host,” answered the stranger, “there is no treason, sure, in a man's enjoying his own thoughts, under the shadow of his own bonnet? You have lived in the world twice as long as I have, and you must know there are thoughts that will haunt us in spite of ourselves, and to which it is in vain to say, Begone, and let me be merry.”
“Why, my host,” the stranger replied, “there’s no treason in a man enjoying his own thoughts, under the protection of his own hat, right? You’ve been in this world twice as long as I have, and you must know there are thoughts that will linger with us no matter what, and it’s useless to say, Go away, and let me be happy.”
“By my sooth,” answered Giles Gosling, “if such troublesome thoughts haunt your mind, and will not get them gone for plain English, we will have one of Father Bacon's pupils from Oxford, to conjure them away with logic and with Hebrew—or, what say you to laying them in a glorious red sea of claret, my noble guest? Come, sir, excuse my freedom. I am an old host, and must have my talk. This peevish humour of melancholy sits ill upon you; it suits not with a sleek boot, a hat of trim block, a fresh cloak, and a full purse. A pize on it! send it off to those who have their legs swathed with a hay-wisp, their heads thatched with a felt bonnet, their jerkin as thin as a cobweb, and their pouch without ever a cross to keep the fiend Melancholy from dancing in it. Cheer up, sir! or, by this good liquor, we shall banish thee from the joys of blithesome company, into the mists of melancholy and the land of little-ease. Here be a set of good fellows willing to be merry; do not scowl on them like the devil looking over Lincoln.”
"Honestly," replied Giles Gosling, "if those annoying thoughts are bothering you and won’t leave you alone for plain English, we could bring in one of Father Bacon's students from Oxford to drive them away with logic and Hebrew—or how about we drown them in a glorious sea of claret, my noble guest? Come on, excuse my boldness. I’m an old host and I need to chat. This sulky mood of melancholy doesn’t suit you; it clashes with your sleek boots, snazzy hat, fresh cloak, and full wallet. Forget it! Send that mood off to those who have their legs wrapped in hay, their heads covered with felt hats, their jackets as thin as cobwebs, and their pockets empty of change to keep the devil of melancholy out. Cheer up, sir! Or, with this fine drink, we might have to banish you from the joy of good company to the fog of gloom and the land of discomfort. Here are a bunch of good friends ready to have a good time; don’t frown at them like the devil peering over Lincoln."
“You say well, my worthy host,” said the guest, with a melancholy smile, which, melancholy as it was, gave a very pleasant: expression to his countenance—“you say well, my jovial friend; and they that are moody like myself should not disturb the mirth of those who are happy. I will drink a round with your guests with all my heart, rather than be termed a mar-feast.”
“You're right, my good host,” said the guest, with a sad smile, which, despite its sadness, made his face quite pleasant. “You're right, my cheerful friend; those of us who are down should not interrupt the joy of those who are happy. I’ll join in a round with your guests wholeheartedly, rather than be called a party pooper.”
So saying, he arose and joined the company, who, encouraged by the precept and example of Michael Lambourne, and consisting chiefly of persons much disposed to profit by the opportunity of a merry meal at the expense of their landlord, had already made some inroads upon the limits of temperance, as was evident from the tone in which Michael inquired after his old acquaintances in the town, and the bursts of laughter with which each answer was received. Giles Gosling himself was somewhat scandalized at the obstreperous nature of their mirth, especially as he involuntarily felt some respect for his unknown guest. He paused, therefore, at some distance from the table occupied by these noisy revellers, and began to make a sort of apology for their license.
So saying, he got up and joined the group, who, inspired by the example and advice of Michael Lambourne, and mainly made up of people eager to take advantage of a free meal at their landlord's expense, had already started to overindulge, as shown by the way Michael asked about his old friends in town and the loud laughter that followed each response. Giles Gosling himself was a bit taken aback by the unruly nature of their fun, especially since he couldn't help but feel some respect for his unknown guest. He paused, then stood some distance from the table filled with these noisy revelers, starting to make a sort of excuse for their rowdiness.
“You would think,” he said, “to hear these fellows talk, that there was not one of them who had not been bred to live by Stand and Deliver; and yet tomorrow you will find them a set of as painstaking mechanics, and so forth, as ever cut an inch short of measure, or paid a letter of change in light crowns over a counter. The mercer there wears his hat awry, over a shaggy head of hair, that looks like a curly water-dog's back, goes unbraced, wears his cloak on one side, and affects a ruffianly vapouring humour: when in his shop at Abingdon, he is, from his flat cap to his glistening shoes, as precise in his apparel as if he was named for mayor. He talks of breaking parks, and taking the highway, in such fashion that you would think he haunted every night betwixt Hounslow and London; when in fact he may be found sound asleep on his feather-bed, with a candle placed beside him on one side, and a Bible on the other, to fright away the goblins.”
“You would think,” he said, “listening to these guys talk, that none of them had ever done anything but live by Stand and Deliver; but tomorrow you’ll find them as diligent as any craftsmen who ever measured an inch precisely or completed a transaction with a few coins at the counter. The fabric dealer over there wears his hat crooked, over a messy head of hair that looks like a curly dog’s back, his clothes mismatched and his cloak hanging off one shoulder, acting tough: yet in his shop in Abingdon, from his flat cap to his shiny shoes, he dresses as neatly as if he were running for mayor. He talks about breaking into parks and hitting the road as if he were out every night between Hounslow and London; when in reality, you can find him fast asleep on his comfy bed, with a candle on one side and a Bible on the other to scare away the goblins.”
“And your nephew, mine host, this same Michael Lambourne, who is lord of the feast—is he, too, such a would-be ruffler as the rest of them?”
“And your nephew, host, this same Michael Lambourne, who is in charge of the feast— is he, too, such a wannabe tough guy as the others?”
“Why, there you push me hard,” said the host; “my nephew is my nephew, and though he was a desperate Dick of yore, yet Mike may have mended like other folks, you wot. And I would not have you think all I said of him, even now, was strict gospel; I knew the wag all the while, and wished to pluck his plumes from him. And now, sir, by what name shall I present my worshipful guest to these gallants?”
“Why, you really are pushing me,” said the host. “My nephew is still my nephew, and even though he used to be quite the troublemaker, Mike might have changed like everyone else, you know. I wouldn’t want you to think everything I said about him was the absolute truth; I knew the guy all along and wanted to take him down a peg. Now, sir, what name should I use to introduce my esteemed guest to these gentlemen?”
“Marry, mine host,” replied the stranger, “you may call me Tressilian.”
“Sure, my host,” replied the stranger, “you can call me Tressilian.”
“Tressilian?” answered mine host of the Bear. “A worthy name, and, as I think, of Cornish lineage; for what says the south proverb—
“Tressilian?” replied the owner of the Bear. “That's a good name, and I believe it's of Cornish origin; because what does the southern saying say—
'By Pol, Tre, and Pen,
You may know the Cornish men.'
'By Pol, Tre, and Pen,
You might know the Cornish folks.'
Shall I say the worthy Master Tressilian of Cornwall?”
Shall I say the esteemed Master Tressilian of Cornwall?
“Say no more than I have given you warrant for, mine host, and so shall you be sure you speak no more than is true. A man may have one of those honourable prefixes to his name, yet be born far from Saint Michael's Mount.”
“Don’t say more than I’ve allowed you to, my friend, and you’ll be sure to speak only the truth. A person can have one of those prestigious titles before their name but still be born far from Saint Michael's Mount.”
Mine host pushed his curiosity no further, but presented Master Tressilian to his nephew's company, who, after exchange of salutations, and drinking to the health of their new companion, pursued the conversation in which he found them engaged, seasoning it with many an intervening pledge.
Mine host didn’t pry any further but introduced Master Tressilian to his nephew's group. After sharing greetings and toasting to the health of their new companion, they continued the conversation he found them having, interspersed with plenty of drinks.
CHAPTER II.
Talk you of young Master Lancelot? —MERCHANT OF VENICE.
Talk about young Master Lancelot? —MERCHANT OF VENICE.
After some brief interval, Master Goldthred, at the earnest instigation of mine host, and the joyous concurrence of his guest, indulged the company with the following morsel of melody:—
After a short break, Master Goldthred, encouraged by the host and happily joined by his guest, treated everyone to the following piece of music:—
“Of all the birds on bush or tree,
Commend me to the owl,
Since he may best ensample be
To those the cup that trowl.
For when the sun hath left the west,
He chooses the tree that he loves the best,
And he whoops out his song, and he laughs at his jest;
Then, though hours be late and weather foul,
We'll drink to the health of the bonny, bonny owl.
“The lark is but a bumpkin fowl,
He sleeps in his nest till morn;
But my blessing upon the jolly owl,
That all night blows his horn.
Then up with your cup till you stagger in speech,
And match me this catch till you swagger and screech,
And drink till you wink, my merry men each;
For, though hours be late and weather be foul,
We'll drink to the health of the bonny, bonny owl.”
“Of all the birds in the bush or tree,
Give me the owl,
Since he’s the best example
For those who enjoy a good drink.
When the sun has set in the west,
He picks the tree he loves the most,
And he hoots out his song, laughing at his own jokes;
So even if the hours are late and the weather is bad,
We'll toast to the health of the beautiful, beautiful owl.
“The lark is just a simple bird,
He sleeps in his nest until morning;
But I raise my glass to the jolly owl,
Who plays his horn all night long.
So raise your cup until you slur your words,
And join me in this toast until you swagger and shout,
And drink until you’re tipsy, my merry friends;
For, even if the hours are late and the weather is bad,
We'll toast to the health of the beautiful, beautiful owl.”
“There is savour in this, my hearts,” said Michael, when the mercer had finished his song, “and some goodness seems left among you yet; but what a bead-roll you have read me of old comrades, and to every man's name tacked some ill-omened motto! And so Swashing Will of Wallingford hath bid us good-night?”
“There’s something special in this, my friends,” said Michael, when the mercer had finished his song, “and it seems there’s still some goodness left among you; but what a long list you’ve given me of old comrades, with some bad motto attached to each name! So Swashing Will of Wallingford has said goodnight to us?”
“He died the death of a fat buck,” said one of the party, “being shot with a crossbow bolt, by old Thatcham, the Duke's stout park-keeper at Donnington Castle.”
“He died like a fat deer,” said one of the group, “being shot with a crossbow bolt by old Thatcham, the Duke's strong park-keeper at Donnington Castle.”
“Ay, ay, he always loved venison well,” replied Michael, “and a cup of claret to boot—and so here's one to his memory. Do me right, my masters.”
“Yeah, he always loved deer meat,” replied Michael, “and a glass of claret to go with it—and so here’s one to his memory. Treat me right, my friends.”
When the memory of this departed worthy had been duly honoured, Lambourne proceeded to inquire after Prance of Padworth.
When they had properly honored the memory of this respected individual, Lambourne went on to ask about Prance from Padworth.
“Pranced off—made immortal ten years since,” said the mercer; “marry, sir, Oxford Castle and Goodman Thong, and a tenpenny-worth of cord, best know how.”
“Pranced off—made famous ten years ago,” said the merchant; “well, sir, Oxford Castle and Goodman Thong, and a tenpenny worth of cord, know best.”
“What, so they hung poor Prance high and dry? so much for loving to walk by moonlight. A cup to his memory, my masters-all merry fellows like moonlight. What has become of Hal with the Plume—he who lived near Yattenden, and wore the long feather?—I forget his name.”
“What, so they hung poor Prance out to dry? So much for loving to walk at night. A toast to his memory, my friends—all cheerful guys like moonlight. What happened to Hal with the feather—he who lived near Yattenden and wore the long plume?—I can't remember his name.”
“What, Hal Hempseed?” replied the mercer. “Why, you may remember he was a sort of a gentleman, and would meddle in state matters, and so he got into the mire about the Duke of Norfolk's affair these two or three years since, fled the country with a pursuivant's warrant at his heels, and has never since been heard of.”
“What, Hal Hempseed?” replied the merchant. “Well, you might recall he was kind of a gentleman who liked to get involved in political issues, and that got him into trouble with the Duke of Norfolk's situation a couple of years ago. He left the country with a warrant chasing after him, and no one has heard from him since.”
“Nay, after these baulks,” said Michael Lambourne, “I need hardly inquire after Tony Foster; for when ropes, and crossbow shafts, and pursuivant's warrants, and such-like gear, were so rife, Tony could hardly 'scape them.”
“Nah, after these obstacles,” said Michael Lambourne, “I hardly need to ask about Tony Foster; because when ropes, crossbow bolts, official warrants, and stuff like that were so common, Tony could hardly avoid them.”
“Which Tony Foster mean you?” said the innkeeper.
“Which Tony Foster do you mean?” said the innkeeper.
“Why, him they called Tony Fire-the-Fagot, because he brought a light to kindle the pile round Latimer and Ridley, when the wind blew out Jack Thong's torch, and no man else would give him light for love or money.”
“Why, they called him Tony Fire-the-Fagot because he brought a light to start the fire around Latimer and Ridley when the wind blew out Jack Thong's torch, and no one else would lend him a light for love or money.”
“Tony Foster lives and thrives,” said the host. “But, kinsman, I would not have you call him Tony Fire-the-Fagot, if you would not brook the stab.”
“Tony Foster is alive and well,” said the host. “But, my friend, I wouldn’t have you call him Tony Fire-the-Fagot, if you can’t handle the backlash.”
“How! is he grown ashamed on't?” said Lambourne, “Why, he was wont to boast of it, and say he liked as well to see a roasted heretic as a roasted ox.”
"Wow! Is he now embarrassed about it?" said Lambourne. "He used to brag about it and say he liked watching a roasted heretic just as much as a roasted ox."
“Ay, but, kinsman, that was in Mary's time,” replied the landlord, “when Tony's father was reeve here to the Abbot of Abingdon. But since that, Tony married a pure precisian, and is as good a Protestant, I warrant you, as the best.”
“Yeah, but, cousin, that was back in Mary's time,” replied the landlord, “when Tony's father was the reeve here for the Abbot of Abingdon. Since then, Tony married a strict Puritan, and I can assure you, he's as good a Protestant as anyone.”
“And looks grave, and holds his head high, and scorns his old companions,” said the mercer.
“And looks serious, holds his head high, and disdains his old friends,” said the mercer.
“Then he hath prospered, I warrant him,” said Lambourne; “for ever when a man hath got nobles of his own, he keeps out of the way of those whose exchequers lie in other men's purchase.”
“Then he’s doing well, I bet,” said Lambourne; “because whenever a man has his own money, he stays clear of those whose finances depend on other people's wealth.”
“Prospered, quotha!” said the mercer; “why, you remember Cumnor Place, the old mansion-house beside the churchyard?”
"Prospered, really!" said the mercer; "you remember Cumnor Place, the old house next to the churchyard?"
“By the same token, I robbed the orchard three times—what of that? It was the old abbot's residence when there was plague or sickness at Abingdon.”
“Similarly, I stole from the orchard three times—so what? It used to be the old abbot's place when there was a plague or illness in Abingdon.”
“Ay,” said the host, “but that has been long over; and Anthony Foster hath a right in it, and lives there by some grant from a great courtier, who had the church-lands from the crown. And there he dwells, and has as little to do with any poor wight in Cumnor, as if he were himself a belted knight.”
“Yeah,” said the host, “but that was a long time ago; Anthony Foster has a claim to it and lives there thanks to some grant from a high-ranking courtier who got the church lands from the crown. He lives there and has as little to do with any poor soul in Cumnor as if he were a knight himself.”
“Nay,” said the mercer, “it is not altogether pride in Tony neither; there is a fair lady in the case, and Tony will scarce let the light of day look on her.”
“Nah,” said the mercer, “it’s not just pride in Tony; there's a beautiful lady involved, and Tony hardly lets anyone see her.”
“How!” said Tressilian, who now for the first time interfered in their conversation; “did ye not say this Foster was married, and to a precisian?”
“Wow!” said Tressilian, who for the first time joined their conversation; “didn’t you mention that this Foster was married, and to a strict one?”
“Married he was, and to as bitter a precisian as ever ate flesh in Lent; and a cat-and-dog life she led with Tony, as men said. But she is dead, rest be with her! and Tony hath but a slip of a daughter; so it is thought he means to wed this stranger, that men keep such a coil about.”
“Married he was, and to a bitter perfectionist as ever ate meat during Lent; and she led a cat-and-dog life with Tony, as people said. But she is dead, may she rest in peace! And Tony has just a little daughter; so it's thought he plans to marry this stranger that everyone is making such a fuss about.”
“And why so?—I mean, why do they keep a coil about her?” said Tressilian.
“And why is that?—I mean, why do they keep a coil about her?” said Tressilian.
“Why, I wot not,” answered the host, “except that men say she is as beautiful as an angel, and no one knows whence she comes, and every one wishes to know why she is kept so closely mewed up. For my part, I never saw her—you have, I think, Master Goldthred?”
“Why, I don’t know,” replied the host, “except that people say she’s as beautiful as an angel, and no one knows where she came from, and everyone wants to know why she’s kept so secluded. As for me, I’ve never seen her—you have, I think, Master Goldthred?”
“That I have, old boy,” said the mercer. “Look you, I was riding hither from Abingdon. I passed under the east oriel window of the old mansion, where all the old saints and histories and such-like are painted. It was not the common path I took, but one through the Park; for the postern door was upon the latch, and I thought I might take the privilege of an old comrade to ride across through the trees, both for shading, as the day was somewhat hot, and for avoiding of dust, because I had on my peach-coloured doublet, pinked out with cloth of gold.”
“That I do, my friend,” said the merchant. “Listen, I was riding here from Abingdon. I went past the east oriel window of the old house, where all the old saints and histories are painted. It wasn’t the usual path I took, but one through the Park; the back door was unlatched, and I thought I’d take advantage of being an old buddy to ride through the trees, both to stay in the shade since it was pretty hot, and to avoid the dust, because I was wearing my peach-colored doublet trimmed with gold cloth.”
“Which garment,” said Michael Lambourne, “thou wouldst willingly make twinkle in the eyes of a fair dame. Ah! villain, thou wilt never leave thy old tricks.”
“Which outfit,” said Michael Lambourne, “would you like to make sparkle in the eyes of a beautiful lady? Ah! you rogue, you will never abandon your old ways.”
“Not so-not so,” said the mercer, with a smirking laugh—“not altogether so—but curiosity, thou knowest, and a strain of compassion withal; for the poor young lady sees nothing from morn to even but Tony Foster, with his scowling black brows, his bull's head, and his bandy legs.”
“Not at all—not at all,” said the merchant, chuckling with a smirk—“not entirely so—but you know, it's a mix of curiosity and a bit of compassion; because the poor young lady only sees Tony Foster all day long, with his scowling dark brows, his bull-like head, and his crooked legs.”
“And thou wouldst willingly show her a dapper body, in a silken jerkin—a limb like a short-legged hen's, in a cordovan boot—and a round, simpering, what-d'ye-lack sort of a countenance, set off with a velvet bonnet, a Turkey feather, and a gilded brooch? Ah! jolly mercer, they who have good wares are fond to show them!—Come, gentles, let not the cup stand—here's to long spurs, short boots, full bonnets, and empty skulls!”
“And you would gladly show her a stylish figure in a silk jacket—a leg like a short-legged hen's in a brown boot—and a round, smirking, cheerful face, topped off with a velvet hat, a turkey feather, and a gold brooch? Ah! cheerful merchant, those who have quality goods love to display them!—Come on, folks, let’s not let the drink sit—here’s to long spurs, short boots, big hats, and empty heads!”
“Nay, now, you are jealous of me, Mike,” said Goldthred; “and yet my luck was but what might have happened to thee, or any man.”
“Nah, now you're just jealous of me, Mike,” Goldthred said. “And yet my luck was just what could have happened to you or anyone else.”
“Marry confound thine impudence,” retorted Lambourne; “thou wouldst not compare thy pudding face, and sarsenet manners, to a gentleman, and a soldier?”
“Damn your rudeness,” replied Lambourne; “you wouldn’t actually compare your ugly face and cheap manners to a gentleman and a soldier?”
“Nay, my good sir,” said Tressilian, “let me beseech you will not interrupt the gallant citizen; methinks he tells his tale so well, I could hearken to him till midnight.”
“Nah, my good sir,” said Tressilian, “please don’t interrupt the brave citizen; I think he tells his story so well that I could listen to him until midnight.”
“It's more of your favour than of my desert,” answered Master Goldthred; “but since I give you pleasure, worthy Master Tressilian, I shall proceed, maugre all the gibes and quips of this valiant soldier, who, peradventure, hath had more cuffs than crowns in the Low Countries. And so, sir, as I passed under the great painted window, leaving my rein loose on my ambling palfrey's neck, partly for mine ease, and partly that I might have the more leisure to peer about, I hears me the lattice open; and never credit me, sir, if there did not stand there the person of as fair a woman as ever crossed mine eyes; and I think I have looked on as many pretty wenches, and with as much judgment, as other folks.”
“It's more of your kindness than my merit,” replied Master Goldthred; “but since I make you happy, worthy Master Tressilian, I will continue, despite all the teasing and jokes from this brave soldier, who, perhaps, has taken more hits than victories in the Low Countries. So, sir, as I passed under the large painted window, keeping my reins loose on my leisurely horse's neck, partly for my comfort and partly so I could have more time to look around, I heard the window open; and believe me, sir, if there wasn’t a woman standing there as beautiful as anyone I’ve ever seen; and I think I’ve seen as many lovely ladies, and with just as much judgment, as anyone else.”
“May I ask her appearance, sir?” said Tressilian.
"Can I ask what she looks like, sir?" Tressilian said.
“Oh, sir,” replied Master Goldthred, “I promise you, she was in gentlewoman's attire—a very quaint and pleasing dress, that might have served the Queen herself; for she had a forepart with body and sleeves, of ginger-coloured satin, which, in my judgment, must have cost by the yard some thirty shillings, lined with murrey taffeta, and laid down and guarded with two broad laces of gold and silver. And her hat, sir, was truly the best fashioned thing that I have seen in these parts, being of tawny taffeta, embroidered with scorpions of Venice gold, and having a border garnished with gold fringe—I promise you, sir, an absolute and all-surpassing device. Touching her skirts, they were in the old pass-devant fashion.”
“Oh, sir,” replied Master Goldthred, “I swear to you, she was dressed like a lady—a really unique and attractive outfit that could have been worn by the Queen herself; she had a bodice with sleeves made of ginger-colored satin, which I think must have cost around thirty shillings per yard, lined with deep maroon taffeta, and finished off with two wide laces of gold and silver. And her hat, sir, was honestly the best designed thing I’ve seen around here, made of tawny taffeta, embroidered with scorpions in Venetian gold, and featuring a border decorated with gold fringe—I assure you, sir, it was an absolutely stunning piece. As for her skirts, they were in the old fashion.”
“I did not ask you of her attire, sir,” said Tressilian, who had shown some impatience during this conversation, “but of her complexion—the colour of her hair, her features.”
“I didn’t ask you about her clothes, sir,” said Tressilian, showing some impatience during the conversation, “but about her complexion—the color of her hair, her features.”
“Touching her complexion,” answered the mercer, “I am not so special certain, but I marked that her fan had an ivory handle, curiously inlaid. And then again, as to the colour of her hair, why, I can warrant, be its hue what it might, that she wore above it a net of green silk, parcel twisted with gold.”
“Regarding her complexion,” replied the mercer, “I can’t say for sure, but I noticed that her fan had an intricately inlaid ivory handle. And as for her hair color, no matter what shade it was, I can guarantee that she wore a green silk net twisted with gold over it.”
“A most mercer-like memory!” said Lambourne. “The gentleman asks him of the lady's beauty, and he talks of her fine clothes!”
“A memory just like a merchant’s!” said Lambourne. “The guy asks him about the lady’s beauty, and he only talks about her nice clothes!”
“I tell thee,” said the mercer, somewhat disconcerted, “I had little time to look at her; for just as I was about to give her the good time of day, and for that purpose had puckered my features with a smile—”
"I tell you," said the merchant, a bit unsettled, "I barely had a moment to glance at her; because just as I was about to greet her with a smile—"
“Like those of a jackanape simpering at a chestnut,” said Michael Lambourne.
“Like those of a cheeky kid grinning at a chestnut,” said Michael Lambourne.
“Up started of a sudden,” continued Goldthred, without heeding the interruption, “Tony Foster himself, with a cudgel in his hand—”
“Suddenly, up jumped Goldthred, ignoring the interruption, “Tony Foster himself, wielding a club—”
“And broke thy head across, I hope, for thine impertinence,” said his entertainer.
“And I hope I broke your head for your rudeness,” said his host.
“That were more easily said than done,” answered Goldthred indignantly; “no, no—there was no breaking of heads. It's true, he advanced his cudgel, and spoke of laying on, and asked why I did not keep the public road, and such like; and I would have knocked him over the pate handsomely for his pains, only for the lady's presence, who might have swooned, for what I know.”
“That's easier said than done,” Goldthred replied angrily; “no, no—there was no actual fighting. It's true, he raised his club and talked about hitting me, and asked why I wasn’t sticking to the public road, and stuff like that. I would have happily knocked him out for that, but the lady was there, and she might have fainted, for all I know.”
“Now, out upon thee for a faint-spirited slave!” said Lambourne; “what adventurous knight ever thought of the lady's terror, when he went to thwack giant, dragon, or magician, in her presence, and for her deliverance? But why talk to thee of dragons, who would be driven back by a dragon-fly. There thou hast missed the rarest opportunity!”
“Now, look at you, faint-hearted slave!” said Lambourne; “what brave knight ever considered the lady's fear when he was off battling giants, dragons, or wizards in front of her to save her? But why bother talking to you about dragons when a dragonfly would scare you off? You’ve completely missed an incredible opportunity!”
“Take it thyself, then, bully Mike,” answered Goldthred. “Yonder is the enchanted manor, and the dragon, and the lady, all at thy service, if thou darest venture on them.”
“Take it yourself, then, tough Mike,” replied Goldthred. “Over there is the enchanted manor, the dragon, and the lady, all waiting for you if you dare to face them.”
“Why, so I would for a quartern of sack,” said the soldier—“or stay: I am foully out of linen—wilt thou bet a piece of Hollands against these five angels, that I go not up to the Hall to-morrow and force Tony Foster to introduce me to his fair guest?”
“Why, I would for a quart of wine,” said the soldier—“or wait: I’m really short on clean clothes—will you bet a piece of fine cloth against these five coins, that I won’t go up to the Hall tomorrow and make Tony Foster introduce me to his lovely guest?”
“I accept your wager,” said the mercer; “and I think, though thou hadst even the impudence of the devil, I shall gain on thee this bout. Our landlord here shall hold stakes, and I will stake down gold till I send the linen.”
“I accept your bet,” said the mercer; “and I think, even if you had the nerve of the devil, I’ll win this round. Our landlord here will hold the stakes, and I will put down gold until I send the linen.”
“I will hold stakes on no such matter,” said Gosling. “Good now, my kinsman, drink your wine in quiet, and let such ventures alone. I promise you, Master Foster hath interest enough to lay you up in lavender in the Castle at Oxford, or to get your legs made acquainted with the town-stocks.”
“I’m not getting involved in that,” said Gosling. “Now, my relative, just enjoy your wine quietly and stay out of those troubles. I promise you, Master Foster has enough connections to set you up comfortably in the Castle at Oxford, or to have you introduced to the town stocks.”
“That would be but renewing an old intimacy, for Mike's shins and the town's wooden pinfold have been well known to each other ere now,” said the mercer; “but he shall not budge from his wager, unless he means to pay forfeit.”
“That's just rekindling an old friendship, since Mike's shins and the town's wooden pinfold are already pretty familiar with each other,” said the mercer; “but he won't back down from his bet, unless he intends to forfeit.”
“Forfeit?” said Lambourne; “I scorn it. I value Tony Foster's wrath no more than a shelled pea-cod; and I will visit his Lindabrides, by Saint George, be he willing or no!”
“Forfeit?” said Lambourne; “I scoff at that. I care about Tony Foster's anger no more than a shelled pea; and I will visit his Lindabrides, by Saint George, whether he likes it or not!”
“I would gladly pay your halves of the risk, sir,” said Tressilian, “to be permitted to accompany you on the adventure.”
“I would gladly cover your part of the risk, sir,” said Tressilian, “if I could join you on the adventure.”
“In what would that advantage you, sir?” answered Lambourne.
“In what way would that benefit you, sir?” replied Lambourne.
“In nothing, sir,” said Tressilian, “unless to mark the skill and valour with which you conduct yourself. I am a traveller who seeks for strange rencounters and uncommon passages, as the knights of yore did after adventures and feats of arms.”
“In nothing, sir,” Tressilian said, “except to highlight the skill and bravery with which you carry yourself. I’m a traveler looking for unusual encounters and unique experiences, just like the knights of old who sought adventures and feats of strength.”
“Nay, if it pleasures you to see a trout tickled,” answered Lambourne, “I care not how many witness my skill. And so here I drink success to my enterprise; and he that will not pledge me on his knees is a rascal, and I will cut his legs off by the garters!”
“Sure, if it makes you happy to see a trout tickled,” Lambourne replied, “I don’t mind how many people watch my skills. So here’s to my success; and anyone who won’t toast with me on their knees is a jerk, and I’ll cut off their legs at the knees!”
The draught which Michael Lambourne took upon this occasion had been preceded by so many others, that reason tottered on her throne. He swore one or two incoherent oaths at the mercer, who refused, reasonably enough, to pledge him to a sentiment which inferred the loss of his own wager.
The drink that Michael Lambourne had this time was preceded by so many others that his reason was shaky. He muttered a few slurred curses at the merchant, who was understandably not willing to back him on a bet that would surely mean he’d lose his own stake.
“Wilt thou chop logic with me,” said Lambourne, “thou knave, with no more brains than are in a skein of ravelled silk? By Heaven, I will cut thee into fifty yards of galloon lace!”
“Will you argue with me,” said Lambourne, “you fool, with no more brains than a tangled skein of silk? By Heaven, I will turn you into fifty yards of fancy lace!”
But as he attempted to draw his sword for this doughty purpose, Michael Lambourne was seized upon by the tapster and the chamberlain, and conveyed to his own apartment, there to sleep himself sober at his leisure.
But as he tried to pull out his sword for this brave purpose, Michael Lambourne was grabbed by the bartender and the chamberlain and taken to his own room, where he could sleep off his drunk at his convenience.
The party then broke up, and the guests took their leave; much more to the contentment of mine host than of some of the company, who were unwilling to quit good liquor, when it was to be had for free cost, so long as they were able to sit by it. They were, however, compelled to remove; and go at length they did, leaving Gosling and Tressilian in the empty apartment.
The party then wrapped up, and the guests said their goodbyes; much to the relief of the host than some of the attendees, who were reluctant to leave the good drinks when they were free and readily available as long as they could sit by them. However, they had to get up and eventually left, leaving Gosling and Tressilian in the empty room.
“By my faith,” said the former, “I wonder where our great folks find pleasure, when they spend their means in entertainments, and in playing mine host without sending in a reckoning. It is what I but rarely practise; and whenever I do, by Saint Julian, it grieves me beyond measure. Each of these empty stoups now, which my nephew and his drunken comrades have swilled off, should have been a matter of profit to one in my line, and I must set them down a dead loss. I cannot, for my heart, conceive the pleasure of noise, and nonsense, and drunken freaks, and drunken quarrels, and smut, and blasphemy, and so forth, when a man loses money instead of gaining by it. And yet many a fair estate is lost in upholding such a useless course, and that greatly contributes to the decay of publicans; for who the devil do you think would pay for drink at the Black Bear, when he can have it for nothing at my Lord's or the Squire's?”
“By my faith,” said the former, “I wonder where our wealthy folks find enjoyment when they spend their money on entertainment and hosting without keeping track of the costs. It’s something I rarely do; and whenever I do, by Saint Julian, it troubles me greatly. Each of these empty mugs now, which my nephew and his drunk friends have drained, should have been a source of profit for someone in my business, and instead, I have to count them as a loss. I simply can’t understand the pleasure of noise, nonsense, drunken antics, drunken fights, obscenities, and blasphemy when a person is losing money instead of making it. Yet many a fine estate is lost in supporting such a pointless way of life, which significantly contributes to the downfall of taverns; because who on earth do you think would pay for drinks at the Black Bear when he can have them for free at my Lord's or the Squire's?”
Tressilian perceived that the wine had made some impression even on the seasoned brain of mine host, which was chiefly to be inferred from his declaiming against drunkenness. As he himself had carefully avoided the bowl, he would have availed himself of the frankness of the moment to extract from Gosling some further information upon the subject of Anthony Foster, and the lady whom the mercer had seen in his mansion-house; but his inquiries only set the host upon a new theme of declamation against the wiles of the fair sex, in which he brought, at full length, the whole wisdom of Solomon to reinforce his own. Finally, he turned his admonitions, mixed with much objurgation, upon his tapsters and drawers, who were employed in removing the relics of the entertainment, and restoring order to the apartment; and at length, joining example to precept, though with no good success, he demolished a salver with half a score of glasses, in attempting to show how such service was done at the Three Cranes in the Vintry, then the most topping tavern in London. This last accident so far recalled him to his better self, that he retired to his bed, slept sound, and awoke a new man in the morning.
Tressilian noticed that the wine had affected even the experienced mind of the innkeeper, which was mainly evident from his ranting about drunkenness. Since he had carefully avoided drinking, he wanted to take advantage of the moment to get more information from Gosling about Anthony Foster and the woman the mercer had seen in his house. However, his questions only prompted the innkeeper to launch into a new tirade about the tricks of women, where he referenced all the wisdom of Solomon to back up his point. Eventually, he turned his criticisms, loaded with plenty of insults, towards his bartenders and servers, who were busy clearing away the leftovers of the gathering and restoring order to the room. Finally, trying to set an example for them, though unsuccessfully, he broke a tray filled with a dozen glasses while demonstrating how such service was done at the Three Cranes in the Vintry, which was then the top tavern in London. This last mishap surprisingly brought him back to his senses, and he went to bed, slept soundly, and woke up a new man in the morning.
CHAPTER III.
Nay, I'll hold touch—the game shall be play'd out;
It ne'er shall stop for me, this merry wager:
That which I say when gamesome, I'll avouch
In my most sober mood, ne'er trust me else. THE HAZARD TABLE.
No way, I'll keep playing—the game won't stop;
It will never pause for me, this fun bet:
What I say when I'm playful, I'll support
In my most serious mood; don't trust me otherwise. THE HAZARD TABLE.
“And how doth your kinsman, good mine host?” said Tressilian, when Giles Gosling first appeared in the public room, on the morning following the revel which we described in the last chapter. “Is he well, and will he abide by his wager?”
“And how is your relative, my good host?” said Tressilian when Giles Gosling first showed up in the public room on the morning after the party we talked about in the last chapter. “Is he doing well, and will he stick to his bet?”
“For well, sir, he started two hours since, and has visited I know not what purlieus of his old companions; hath but now returned, and is at this instant breakfasting on new-laid eggs and muscadine. And for his wager, I caution you as a friend to have little to do with that, or indeed with aught that Mike proposes. Wherefore, I counsel you to a warm breakfast upon a culiss, which shall restore the tone of the stomach; and let my nephew and Master Goldthred swagger about their wager as they list.”
"Well, sir, he left two hours ago and has been hanging out with I don’t know who from his old crowd. He just got back and is currently having breakfast with fresh eggs and muscadine. As for his bet, I advise you as a friend to steer clear of that, or really anything Mike suggests. So, I recommend you have a hearty breakfast with a nice dish that will settle your stomach; let my nephew and Master Goldthred show off their bet as they please."
“It seems to me, mine host,” said Tressilian, “that you know not well what to say about this kinsman of yours, and that you can neither blame nor commend him without some twinge of conscience.”
“It seems to me, my friend,” said Tressilian, “that you don't really know what to say about this relative of yours, and that you can’t either criticize or praise him without feeling a bit guilty.”
“You have spoken truly, Master Tressilian,” replied Giles Gosling. “There is Natural Affection whimpering into one ear, 'Giles, Giles, why wilt thou take away the good name of thy own nephew? Wilt thou defame thy sister's son, Giles Gosling? wilt thou defoul thine own nest, dishonour thine own blood?' And then, again, comes Justice, and says, 'Here is a worthy guest as ever came to the bonny Black Bear; one who never challenged a reckoning' (as I say to your face you never did, Master Tressilian—not that you have had cause), 'one who knows not why he came, so far as I can see, or when he is going away; and wilt thou, being a publican, having paid scot and lot these thirty years in the town of Cumnor, and being at this instant head-borough, wilt thou suffer this guest of guests, this man of men, this six-hooped pot (as I may say) of a traveller, to fall into the meshes of thy nephew, who is known for a swasher and a desperate Dick, a carder and a dicer, a professor of the seven damnable sciences, if ever man took degrees in them?' No, by Heaven! I might wink, and let him catch such a small butterfly as Goldthred; but thou, my guest, shall be forewarned, forearmed, so thou wilt but listen to thy trusty host.”
“You've spoken honestly, Master Tressilian,” replied Giles Gosling. “There's Natural Affection whispering in one ear, 'Giles, Giles, why would you tarnish the reputation of your own nephew? Are you going to defame your sister's son, Giles Gosling? Are you going to ruin your own nest and dishonor your own blood?' And then, Justice steps in and says, 'Here’s a worthy guest who has ever come to the lovely Black Bear; someone who has never disputed a bill' (and I say this to your face, you never have, Master Tressilian—not that you had any reason to), 'someone who doesn’t even know why he came or when he’s leaving; and will you, as a publican, having paid taxes and dues for thirty years in the town of Cumnor, and being the head-borough at this moment, will you let this guest of guests, this man among men, this fine traveler, fall into the traps set by your nephew, who is known for his bravado and reckless nature, a gambler and a dice player, a master of the seven deadly skills, if anyone ever earned a degree in them?' No, by Heaven! I might overlook it and let him catch a trivial prize like Goldthred; but you, my guest, should be warned and prepared, so long as you listen to your loyal host.”
“Why, mine host, thy counsel shall not be cast away,” replied Tressilian; “however, I must uphold my share in this wager, having once passed my word to that effect. But lend me, I pray, some of thy counsel. This Foster, who or what is he, and why makes he such mystery of his female inmate?”
“Why, my friend, your advice won’t go to waste,” replied Tressilian; “however, I must honor my part in this bet, having promised to do so. But please, give me some of your insight. Who is this Foster, and why is he being so secretive about the woman he’s with?”
“Troth,” replied Gosling, “I can add but little to what you heard last night. He was one of Queen Mary's Papists, and now he is one of Queen Elizabeth's Protestants; he was an onhanger of the Abbot of Abingdon; and now he lives as master of the Manor-house. Above all, he was poor, and is rich. Folk talk of private apartments in his old waste mansion-house, bedizened fine enough to serve the Queen, God bless her! Some men think he found a treasure in the orchard, some that he sold himself to the devil for treasure, and some say that he cheated the abbot out of the church plate, which was hidden in the old Manor-house at the Reformation. Rich, however, he is, and God and his conscience, with the devil perhaps besides, only know how he came by it. He has sulky ways too—breaking off intercourse with all that are of the place, as if he had either some strange secret to keep, or held himself to be made of another clay than we are. I think it likely my kinsman and he will quarrel, if Mike thrust his acquaintance on him; and I am sorry that you, my worthy Master Tressilian, will still think of going in my nephew's company.”
“Honestly,” replied Gosling, “I can add very little to what you heard last night. He was one of Queen Mary's Catholics, and now he's one of Queen Elizabeth's Protestants; he used to be an assistant to the Abbot of Abingdon, and now he lives as the master of the Manor house. Most importantly, he was poor and is now rich. People talk about private rooms in his old rundown mansion, decorated nicely enough to serve the Queen, God bless her! Some believe he found treasure in the orchard, some think he sold his soul to the devil for it, and others say he tricked the abbot out of the church silver that was hidden in the old Manor house during the Reformation. Regardless, he is rich, and only God and his conscience, along with perhaps the devil, know how he acquired it. He has a sulky demeanor too—cutting off contact with everyone from the area, as if he has some strange secret to keep or thinks he's made of different stuff than we are. I think it's likely my cousin and he will argue if Mike forces his company on him; and I'm sorry that you, my worthy Master Tressilian, are still considering going with my nephew.”
Tressilian again answered him, that he would proceed with great caution, and that he should have no fears on his account; in short, he bestowed on him all the customary assurances with which those who are determined on a rash action are wont to parry the advice of their friends.
Tressilian replied to him again, saying that he would be very careful and that he shouldn't worry about him; in short, he gave him all the usual reassurances that those who are set on making a reckless decision often use to brush off their friends' advice.
Meantime, the traveller accepted the landlord's invitation, and had just finished the excellent breakfast, which was served to him and Gosling by pretty Cicely, the beauty of the bar, when the hero of the preceding night, Michael Lambourne, entered the apartment. His toilet had apparently cost him some labour, for his clothes, which differed from those he wore on his journey, were of the newest fashion, and put on with great attention to the display of his person.
Meanwhile, the traveler accepted the landlord's invitation and had just finished the excellent breakfast that pretty Cicely, the attractive barmaid, served to him and Gosling when Michael Lambourne, the main character from the night before, walked into the room. It looked like he had put some effort into his appearance, as his clothes, which were different from what he wore during his journey, were trendy and styled with great care to showcase his looks.
“By my faith, uncle,” said the gallant, “you made a wet night of it, and I feel it followed by a dry morning. I will pledge you willingly in a cup of bastard.—How, my pretty coz Cicely! why, I left you but a child in the cradle, and there thou stand'st in thy velvet waistcoat, as tight a girl as England's sun shines on. Know thy friends and kindred, Cicely, and come hither, child, that I may kiss thee, and give thee my blessing.”
“Honestly, uncle,” said the bold one, “you really made it a rainy night, and now it feels like we have a dry morning. I’ll happily toast with you over a drink. —Well, my lovely cousin Cicely! I left you as a baby in the crib, and now here you are in your velvet waistcoat, looking as beautiful as any girl in England. Recognize your friends and family, Cicely, and come here, dear, so I can kiss you and give you my blessing.”

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“Concern not yourself about Cicely, kinsman,” said Giles Gosling, “but e'en let her go her way, a' God's name; for although your mother were her father's sister, yet that shall not make you and her cater-cousins.”
“Don't worry about Cicely, cousin,” said Giles Gosling, “just let her do her thing, for God's sake; because even if your mother is her father's sister, that doesn't make you and her cousins.”
“Why, uncle,” replied Lambourne, “think'st thou I am an infidel, and would harm those of mine own house?”
“Why, uncle,” replied Lambourne, “do you think I’m an unbeliever and would harm my own family?”
“It is for no harm that I speak, Mike,” answered his uncle, “but a simple humour of precaution which I have. True, thou art as well gilded as a snake when he casts his old slough in the spring time; but for all that, thou creepest not into my Eden. I will look after mine Eve, Mike, and so content thee.—But how brave thou be'st, lad! To look on thee now, and compare thee with Master Tressilian here, in his sad-coloured riding-suit, who would not say that thou wert the real gentleman and he the tapster's boy?”
“It’s not to cause any harm that I’m speaking, Mike,” his uncle replied, “but just a bit of caution on my part. It’s true, you’re as well-dressed as a snake shedding its old skin in the spring; but even so, you’re not getting into my Eden. I’ll take care of my Eve, Mike, so just be content with that.—But look how brave you are, lad! To see you now and compare you to Master Tressilian here in his dull riding suit, who would say you’re not the real gentleman and he’s just the tavern boy?”
“Troth, uncle,” replied Lambourne, “no one would say so but one of your country-breeding, that knows no better. I will say, and I care not who hears me, there is something about the real gentry that few men come up to that are not born and bred to the mystery. I wot not where the trick lies; but although I can enter an ordinary with as much audacity, rebuke the waiters and drawers as loudly, drink as deep a health, swear as round an oath, and fling my gold as freely about as any of the jingling spurs and white feathers that are around me, yet, hang me if I can ever catch the true grace of it, though I have practised an hundred times. The man of the house sets me lowest at the board, and carves to me the last; and the drawer says, 'Coming, friend,' without any more reverence or regardful addition. But, hang it, let it pass; care killed a cat. I have gentry enough to pass the trick on Tony Fire-the-Faggot, and that will do for the matter in hand.”
“Honestly, uncle,” Lambourne replied, “only someone from your part of the country, who doesn't know any better, would say that. I’ll say it, and I don’t care who hears me—there’s something about true gentry that few outsiders can match unless they're born into it. I don’t know what the secret is; but even though I can walk into a pub with just as much confidence, shout at the waitstaff as loudly, drink toasts as deeply, swear as vigorously, and toss my money around just like any of the flashy spurs and white feathers around me, yet, I swear, I can never quite grasp the real charm of it, no matter how many times I try. The host places me lowest at the table, serves me last, and the waiter says, 'Coming, friend,' without any more respect or consideration. But, whatever, let it go; worrying can be a killer. I have enough class to fool Tony Fire-the-Faggot, and that will suffice for what we need right now.”
“You hold your purpose, then, of visiting your old acquaintance?” said Tressilian to the adventurer.
“You're planning to visit your old friend, right?” Tressilian said to the adventurer.
“Ay, sir,” replied Lambourne; “when stakes are made, the game must be played; that is gamester's law, all over the world. You, sir, unless my memory fails me (for I did steep it somewhat too deeply in the sack-butt), took some share in my hazard?”
“Ay, sir,” replied Lambourne; “when bets are placed, the game has to be played; that's the rule for gamblers everywhere. You, sir, unless I’m mistaken (since I did indulge a bit too much in the wine), took part in my wager?”
“I propose to accompany you in your adventure,” said Tressilian, “if you will do me so much grace as to permit me; and I have staked my share of the forfeit in the hands of our worthy host.”
“I’d like to join you on your adventure,” Tressilian said, “if you would do me the favor of allowing it; and I’ve placed my part of the wager in the hands of our generous host.”
“That he hath,” answered Giles Gosling, “in as fair Harry-nobles as ever were melted into sack by a good fellow. So, luck to your enterprise, since you will needs venture on Tony Foster; but, by my credit, you had better take another draught before you depart, for your welcome at the Hall yonder will be somewhat of the driest. And if you do get into peril, beware of taking to cold steel; but send for me, Giles Gosling, the head-borough, and I may be able to make something out of Tony yet, for as proud as he is.”
“That he does,” replied Giles Gosling, “with some pretty Harry-nobles that were ever melted into sack by a good man. So, good luck with your endeavor, since you insist on taking on Tony Foster; but honestly, you’d better have another drink before you leave, because your welcome at the Hall over there will be pretty dry. And if you do find yourself in trouble, stay away from using cold steel; instead, send for me, Giles Gosling, the head-borough, and I might be able to do something about Tony yet, no matter how proud he is.”
The nephew dutifully obeyed his uncle's hint, by taking a second powerful pull at the tankard, observing that his wit never served him so well as when he had washed his temples with a deep morning's draught; and they set forth together for the habitation of Anthony Foster.
The nephew obediently followed his uncle's suggestion by taking another big swig from the tankard, noting that his cleverness always shone brightest after he’d had a good drink in the morning; and they headed out together to Anthony Foster's place.
The village of Cumnor is pleasantly built on a hill, and in a wooded park closely adjacent was situated the ancient mansion occupied at this time by Anthony Foster, of which the ruins may be still extant. The park was then full of large trees, and in particular of ancient and mighty oaks, which stretched their giant arms over the high wall surrounding the demesne, thus giving it a melancholy, secluded, and monastic appearance. The entrance to the park lay through an old-fashioned gateway in the outer wall, the door of which was formed of two huge oaken leaves thickly studded with nails, like the gate of an old town.
The village of Cumnor is nicely situated on a hill, and right next to it was a wooded park that housed the old mansion currently occupied by Anthony Foster, of which the ruins may still exist. The park was filled with large trees, especially ancient and powerful oaks that stretched their massive branches over the tall wall surrounding the estate, giving it a sad, secluded, and almost monastery-like vibe. The entrance to the park was through a quaint old gateway in the outer wall, with a door made of two massive oak panels studded with nails, like the gate of an ancient town.
“We shall be finely helped up here,” said Michael Lambourne, looking at the gateway and gate, “if this fellow's suspicious humour should refuse us admission altogether, as it is like he may, in case this linsey-wolsey fellow of a mercer's visit to his premises has disquieted him. But, no,” he added, pushing the huge gate, which gave way, “the door stands invitingly open; and here we are within the forbidden ground, without other impediment than the passive resistance of a heavy oak door moving on rusty hinges.”
“We're going to get in just fine,” said Michael Lambourne, looking at the gateway and gate, “unless this guy's suspicious nature keeps us out completely, which is possible since that woolen mercer’s visit might have disturbed him. But no,” he added, pushing the large gate, which opened, “the door is welcomingly open; and here we are inside this restricted area with nothing holding us back except the heavy oak door creaking on rusty hinges.”
They stood now in an avenue overshadowed by such old trees as we have described, and which had been bordered at one time by high hedges of yew and holly. But these, having been untrimmed for many years, had run up into great bushes, or rather dwarf-trees, and now encroached, with their dark and melancholy boughs, upon the road which they once had screened. The avenue itself was grown up with grass, and, in one or two places, interrupted by piles of withered brushwood, which had been lopped from the trees cut down in the neighbouring park, and was here stacked for drying. Formal walks and avenues, which, at different points, crossed this principal approach, were, in like manner, choked up and interrupted by piles of brushwood and billets, and in other places by underwood and brambles. Besides the general effect of desolation which is so strongly impressed whenever we behold the contrivances of man wasted and obliterated by neglect, and witness the marks of social life effaced gradually by the influence of vegetation, the size of the trees and the outspreading extent of their boughs diffused a gloom over the scene, even when the sun was at the highest, and made a proportional impression on the mind of those who visited it. This was felt even by Michael Lambourne, however alien his habits were to receiving any impressions, excepting from things which addressed themselves immediately to his passions.
They now stood in an avenue overshadowed by the old trees we’ve described, which used to be lined with tall yew and holly hedges. However, these had gone untrimmed for many years, growing into large bushes, or rather dwarf-trees, and now they encroached upon the road they once sheltered with their dark and gloomy branches. The avenue itself was overgrown with grass and occasionally interrupted by piles of dead brushwood, which had been cut from the trees in the nearby park and stacked here to dry. The formal paths and avenues that intersected this main route were similarly blocked and disrupted by heaps of brushwood and logs, as well as undergrowth and brambles in some areas. In addition to the overall feeling of desolation that comes when we see man-made structures wasted and erased by neglect and see the signs of social life slowly being overtaken by nature, the size of the trees and the wide reach of their branches cast a shadow over the scene, even at midday, leaving a strong impression on those who visited. This was felt even by Michael Lambourne, despite his usual disconnection from anything that didn’t directly appeal to his passions.
“This wood is as dark as a wolf's mouth,” said he to Tressilian, as they walked together slowly along the solitary and broken approach, and had just come in sight of the monastic front of the old mansion, with its shafted windows, brick walls overgrown with ivy and creeping shrubs, and twisted stalks of chimneys of heavy stone-work. “And yet,” continued Lambourne, “it is fairly done on the part of Foster too for since he chooses not visitors, it is right to keep his place in a fashion that will invite few to trespass upon his privacy. But had he been the Anthony I once knew him, these sturdy oaks had long since become the property of some honest woodmonger, and the manor-close here had looked lighter at midnight than it now does at noon, while Foster played fast and loose with the price, in some cunning corner in the purlieus of Whitefriars.”
“This wood is as dark as a wolf's mouth,” he said to Tressilian as they walked slowly along the lonely and uneven path, catching sight of the old mansion's monastic façade, with its tall windows, brick walls covered in ivy and climbing plants, and twisted stone chimneys. “And yet,” Lambourne continued, “Foster is doing the right thing by keeping his place in a way that deters visitors since he doesn’t want any. But if he were the Anthony I once knew, these sturdy oaks would have long ago been sold to some honest wood dealer, and the manor grounds would be brighter at midnight than they are now at noon, while Foster played tricks with the price in some shady spot in Whitefriars.”
“Was he then such an unthrift?” asked Tressilian.
“Was he really such a spendthrift?” Tressilian asked.
“He was,” answered Lambourne, “like the rest of us, no saint, and no saver. But what I liked worst of Tony was, that he loved to take his pleasure by himself, and grudged, as men say, every drop of water that went past his own mill. I have known him deal with such measures of wine when he was alone, as I would not have ventured on with aid of the best toper in Berkshire;—that, and some sway towards superstition, which he had by temperament, rendered him unworthy the company of a good fellow. And now he has earthed himself here, in a den just befitting such a sly fox as himself.”
“He was,” replied Lambourne, “like the rest of us, no saint and no saver. But what I disliked most about Tony was that he preferred to enjoy himself alone, and begrudged, as people say, every drop of water that flowed past his own mill. I’ve seen him drink such quantities of wine when he was by himself that I would never have dared to with the help of the best drinker in Berkshire;—that, along with a tendency toward superstition, which he had by nature, made him unworthy of the company of a decent guy. And now he’s buried himself here, in a place just right for such a sly fox as him.”
“May I ask you, Master Lambourne,” said Tressilian, “since your old companion's humour jumps so little with your own, wherefore you are so desirous to renew acquaintance with him?”
“Can I ask you, Master Lambourne,” said Tressilian, “since your old friend's humor aligns so little with your own, why you are so eager to reconnect with him?”
“And may I ask you, in return, Master Tressilian,” answered Lambourne, “wherefore you have shown yourself so desirous to accompany me on this party?”
“And can I ask you, in return, Master Tressilian,” replied Lambourne, “why you’re so eager to join me on this trip?”
“I told you my motive,” said Tressilian, “when I took share in your wager—it was simple curiosity.”
“I told you my reason,” said Tressilian, “when I joined your bet—it was just simple curiosity.”
“La you there now!” answered Lambourne. “See how you civil and discreet gentlemen think to use us who live by the free exercise of our wits! Had I answered your question by saying that it was simple curiosity which led me to visit my old comrade Anthony Foster, I warrant you had set it down for an evasion, and a turn of my trade. But any answer, I suppose, must serve my turn.”
“Look at you now!” replied Lambourne. “See how you polite and proper gentlemen think to treat those of us who make a living by using our wits! If I had answered your question by saying that pure curiosity brought me to visit my old friend Anthony Foster, I bet you would have dismissed it as an excuse and a trick of my profession. But I guess any answer will do for my purposes.”
“And wherefore should not bare curiosity,” said Tressilian, “be a sufficient reason for my taking this walk with you?”
“And why shouldn’t pure curiosity,” said Tressilian, “be a good enough reason for me to take this walk with you?”
“Oh, content yourself, sir,” replied Lambourne; “you cannot put the change on me so easy as you think, for I have lived among the quick-stirring spirits of the age too long to swallow chaff for grain. You are a gentleman of birth and breeding—your bearing makes it good; of civil habits and fair reputation—your manners declare it, and my uncle avouches it; and yet you associate yourself with a sort of scant-of-grace, as men call me, and, knowing me to be such, you make yourself my companion in a visit to a man whom you are a stranger to—and all out of mere curiosity, forsooth! The excuse, if curiously balanced, would be found to want some scruples of just weight, or so.”
“Oh, come on, sir,” replied Lambourne; “you can't pull one over on me as easily as you think, because I've been around the lively spirits of this age for too long to mistake nonsense for substance. You're a gentleman by birth and upbringing—your demeanor proves that; you're polite and have a good reputation—your behavior shows it, and my uncle backs it up; yet you choose to associate with someone like me, as others might say, and knowing who I am, you decide to join me on a visit to a man you don’t even know—all just out of simple curiosity, mind you! If you weigh the excuse carefully, you’d find it really falls short.”
“If your suspicions were just,” said Tressilian, “you have shown no confidence in me to invite or deserve mine.”
“If your suspicions were correct,” Tressilian said, “you haven’t shown any trust in me to invite or earn mine.”
“Oh, if that be all,” said Lambourne, “my motives lie above water. While this gold of mine lasts”—taking out his purse, chucking it into the air, and catching it as it fell—“I will make it buy pleasure; and when it is out I must have more. Now, if this mysterious Lady of the Manor—this fair Lindabrides of Tony Fire-the-Fagot—be so admirable a piece as men say, why, there is a chance that she may aid me to melt my nobles into greats; and, again, if Anthony be so wealthy a chuff as report speaks him, he may prove the philosopher's stone to me, and convert my greats into fair rose-nobles again.”
“Oh, if that's all,” said Lambourne, “my motives are clear. As long as I have this gold of mine”—he took out his purse, tossed it in the air, and caught it as it fell—“I’ll use it to buy pleasure; and once it’s gone, I’ll need more. Now, if this mysterious Lady of the Manor—this beautiful Lindabrides of Tony Fire-the-Fagot—really is as amazing as people say, then she might help me turn my nobles into greats. And if Anthony is as wealthy as the rumors suggest, he could be the philosopher's stone for me, turning my greats back into lovely rose-nobles again.”
“A comfortable proposal truly,” said Tressilian; “but I see not what chance there is of accomplishing it.”
“A really comfy proposal,” said Tressilian, “but I don’t see how we can pull it off.”
“Not to-day, or perchance to-morrow,” answered Lambourne; “I expect not to catch the old jack till. I have disposed my ground-baits handsomely. But I know something more of his affairs this morning than I did last night, and I will so use my knowledge that he shall think it more perfect than it is. Nay, without expecting either pleasure or profit, or both, I had not stepped a stride within this manor, I can tell you; for I promise you I hold our visit not altogether without risk.—But here we are, and we must make the best on't.”
“Not today, or maybe tomorrow,” replied Lambourne. “I don’t expect to catch the old jack till then. I’ve set my bait up nicely. But I know a bit more about his situation this morning than I did last night, and I’ll use that knowledge in a way that makes him think it’s more solid than it really is. Honestly, if I wasn’t expecting some kind of pleasure or profit, I wouldn’t have stepped foot in this manor, just so you know; because I assure you our visit isn’t without its risks. —But here we are, and we have to make the best of it.”
While he thus spoke, they had entered a large orchard which surrounded the house on two sides, though the trees, abandoned by the care of man, were overgrown and messy, and seemed to bear little fruit. Those which had been formerly trained as espaliers had now resumed their natural mode of growing, and exhibited grotesque forms, partaking of the original training which they had received. The greater part of the ground, which had once been parterres and flower-gardens, was suffered in like manner to run to waste, excepting a few patches which had been dug up and planted with ordinary pot herbs. Some statues, which had ornamented the garden in its days of splendour, were now thrown down from their pedestals and broken in pieces; and a large summer-house, having a heavy stone front, decorated with carving representing the life and actions of Samson, was in the same dilapidated condition.
While he spoke, they entered a large orchard that surrounded the house on two sides. The trees, neglected by people, were overgrown and messy, producing little fruit. Those that had once been trained as espaliers had reverted to their natural growth, showing unusual shapes that reflected their original training. Most of the land, which had once been flowerbeds and gardens, was also left unattended, except for a few spots that had been dug up and planted with common herbs. Some statues that once decorated the garden in its glorious days were now toppled from their pedestals and broken into pieces. A large summer house, with a heavy stone facade, was decorated with carvings depicting the life and actions of Samson, and it was in a similarly dilapidated state.
They had just traversed this garden of the sluggard, and were within a few steps of the door of the mansion, when Lambourne had ceased speaking; a circumstance very agreeable to Tressilian, as it saved him the embarrassment of either commenting upon or replying to the frank avowal which his companion had just made of the sentiments and views which induced him to come hither. Lambourne knocked roundly and boldly at the huge door of the mansion, observing, at the same time, he had seen a less strong one upon a county jail. It was not until they had knocked more than once that an aged, sour-visaged domestic reconnoitred them through a small square hole in the door, well secured with bars of iron, and demanded what they wanted.
They had just crossed through this lazy person's garden and were only a few steps away from the mansion's door when Lambourne stopped talking. This was a relief for Tressilian, as it spared him the awkwardness of either commenting on or responding to the open confession his companion had just made about why he had come here. Lambourne knocked firmly and boldly on the massive door of the mansion, noting that he had seen a weaker one on a county jail. It wasn't until they had knocked more than once that an old, sour-faced servant peered at them through a small square hole in the door, which was securely barred with iron, and asked what they wanted.
“To speak with Master Foster instantly, on pressing business of the state,” was the ready reply of Michael Lambourne.
“To speak with Master Foster right away, about urgent state business,” was Michael Lambourne's prompt reply.
“Methinks you will find difficulty to make that good,” said Tressilian in a whisper to his companion, while the servant went to carry the message to his master.
“I think you’re going to have a hard time making that work,” Tressilian whispered to his friend while the servant went to deliver the message to his master.
“Tush,” replied the adventurer; “no soldier would go on were he always to consider when and how he should come off. Let us once obtain entrance, and all will go well enough.”
“Tush,” replied the adventurer; “no soldier would go on if he always thought about when and how he should back out. Let us just get in, and everything will go fine.”
In a short time the servant returned, and drawing with a careful hand both bolt and bar, opened the gate, which admitted them through an archway into a square court, surrounded by buildings. Opposite to the arch was another door, which the serving-man in like manner unlocked, and thus introduced them into a stone-paved parlour, where there was but little furniture, and that of the rudest and most ancient fashion. The windows were tall and ample, reaching almost to the roof of the room, which was composed of black oak; those opening to the quadrangle were obscured by the height of the surrounding buildings, and, as they were traversed with massive shafts of solid stone-work, and thickly painted with religious devices, and scenes taken from Scripture history, by no means admitted light in proportion to their size, and what did penetrate through them partook of the dark and gloomy tinge of the stained glass.
In no time, the servant came back and carefully unlatched both the bolt and the bar, opening the gate that led them through an archway into a square courtyard surrounded by buildings. Across from the arch was another door, which the servant unlocked in the same way, introducing them into a stone-paved parlor with very little furniture, and what was there was quite old-fashioned and basic. The windows were tall and large, almost reaching the ceiling, and made of black oak; those facing the courtyard were hidden by the height of the surrounding structures. The windows were thick with solid stone-work and decorated heavily with religious symbols and scenes from the Bible, allowing in only a dim, gloomy light that matched the dark stained glass.
Tressilian and his guide had time enough to observe all these particulars, for they waited some space in the apartment ere the present master of the mansion at length made his appearance. Prepared as he was to see an inauspicious and ill-looking person, the ugliness of Anthony Foster considerably exceeded what Tressilian had anticipated. He was of middle stature, built strongly, but so clumsily as to border on deformity, and to give all his motions the ungainly awkwardness of a left-legged and left-handed man. His hair, in arranging which men at that time, as at present, were very nice and curious, instead of being carefully cleaned and disposed into short curls, or else set up on end, as is represented in old paintings, in a manner resembling that used by fine gentlemen of our own day, escaped in sable negligence from under a furred bonnet, and hung in elf-locks, which seemed strangers to the comb, over his rugged brows, and around his very singular and unprepossessing countenance. His keen, dark eyes were deep set beneath broad and shaggy eyebrows, and as they were usually bent on the ground, seemed as if they were themselves ashamed of the expression natural to them, and were desirous to conceal it from the observation of men. At times, however, when, more intent on observing others, he suddenly raised them, and fixed them keenly on those with whom he conversed, they seemed to express both the fiercer passions, and the power of mind which could at will suppress or disguise the intensity of inward feeling. The features which corresponded with these eyes and this form were irregular, and marked so as to be indelibly fixed on the mind of him who had once seen them. Upon the whole, as Tressilian could not help acknowledging to himself, the Anthony Foster who now stood before them was the last person, judging from personal appearance, upon whom one would have chosen to intrude an unexpected and undesired visit. His attire was a doublet of russet leather, like those worn by the better sort of country folk, girt with a buff belt, in which was stuck on the right side a long knife, or dudgeon dagger, and on the other a cutlass. He raised his eyes as he entered the room, and fixed a keenly penetrating glance upon his two visitors; then cast them down as if counting his steps, while he advanced slowly into the middle of the room, and said, in a low and smothered tone of voice, “Let me pray you, gentlemen, to tell me the cause of this visit.”
Tressilian and his guide had plenty of time to take in all the details because they waited for a while in the room before the current owner of the mansion finally arrived. Although he expected to see an unfriendly and unattractive person, the ugliness of Anthony Foster was far worse than Tressilian had imagined. He was of average height and built robustly, but so awkwardly that it almost looked deformed, giving all his movements the clumsy awkwardness of someone who was left-handed and left-footed. His hair, which men at that time were very particular about, instead of being neatly cleaned and styled into short curls or standing up like in old paintings of fine gentlemen, fell messily from under a fur-lined bonnet, hanging in tangled locks that seemed to have avoided the comb, over his rough brows, and around his very unusual and unappealing face. His sharp, dark eyes were set deep beneath wide, bushy eyebrows, and since they usually looked down, they seemed almost ashamed of their natural expression, eager to hide it from others. However, when he occasionally raised them to take a good look at the people he was talking to, they expressed both strong emotions and a mental power that could suppress or disguise his intense feelings. His features matched his eyes and form, were irregular and so distinctly marked that they would leave a lasting impression on anyone who saw them once. Overall, Tressilian had to admit to himself that the Anthony Foster standing in front of them was the last person one would want to visit unexpectedly and unwelcome based on appearance alone. He wore a russet leather doublet typical of the better-off country folks, cinched with a buff belt, which held a long knife, or a dudgeon dagger, on the right side and a cutlass on the other. As he entered the room, he lifted his gaze and fixed an intense, penetrating look on his two visitors; then he looked down as if counting his steps while moving slowly to the center of the room and spoke in a quiet, muffled voice, “Please, gentlemen, tell me why you are here.”
He looked as if he expected the answer from Tressilian, so true was Lambourne's observation that the superior air of breeding and dignity shone through the disguise of an inferior dress. But it was Michael who replied to him, with the easy familiarity of an old friend, and a tone which seemed unembarrassed by any doubt of the most cordial reception.
He looked like he was expecting an answer from Tressilian, as Lambourne had accurately pointed out that the refined air of breeding and dignity was evident even beneath the plain clothing. But it was Michael who responded, with the casual ease of an old friend, and a tone that seemed completely at ease, confident of a warm welcome.
“Ha! my dear friend and ingle, Tony Foster!” he exclaimed, seizing upon the unwilling hand, and shaking it with such emphasis as almost to stagger the sturdy frame of the person whom he addressed, “how fares it with you for many a long year? What! have you altogether forgotten your friend, gossip, and playfellow, Michael Lambourne?”
“Ha! my dear friend and buddy, Tony Foster!” he exclaimed, grabbing the reluctant hand and shaking it with such force that it nearly knocked over the sturdy person he was addressing. “How have you been after all these years? What! Have you completely forgotten your friend, gossip partner, and playmate, Michael Lambourne?”
“Michael Lambourne!” said Foster, looking at him a moment; then dropping his eyes, and with little ceremony extricating his hand from the friendly grasp of the person by whom he was addressed, “are you Michael Lambourne?”
“Michael Lambourne!” Foster said, glancing at him for a moment; then lowering his gaze and casually pulling his hand away from the friendly grip of the person he was addressing, “are you Michael Lambourne?”
“Ay; sure as you are Anthony Foster,” replied Lambourne.
“Ay; just as you are Anthony Foster,” replied Lambourne.
“'Tis well,” answered his sullen host. “And what may Michael Lambourne expect from his visit hither?”
“That's fine,” replied his gloomy host. “And what can Michael Lambourne expect from his visit here?”
“VOTO A DIOS,” answered Lambourne, “I expected a better welcome than I am like to meet, I think.”
“VOTO A DIOS,” replied Lambourne, “I expected a better welcome than what I'm about to get, I think.”
“Why, thou gallows-bird—thou jail-rat—thou friend of the hangman and his customers!” replied Foster, “hast thou the assurance to expect countenance from any one whose neck is beyond the compass of a Tyburn tippet?”
“Why, you gallows bird—you jail rat—you friend of the hangman and his customers!” replied Foster, “do you have the audacity to expect support from anyone whose neck is safe from a Tyburn noose?”
“It may be with me as you say,” replied Lambourne; “and suppose I grant it to be so for argument's sake, I were still good enough society for mine ancient friend Anthony Fire-the-Fagot, though he be, for the present, by some indescribable title, the master of Cumnor Place.”
“It might be the case as you say,” replied Lambourne; “and even if I agree with you for the sake of discussion, I’m still good enough company for my old friend Anthony Fire-the-Fagot, even though he currently holds some strange title as the master of Cumnor Place.”
“Hark you, Michael Lambourne,” said Foster; “you are a gambler now, and live by the counting of chances—compute me the odds that I do not, on this instant, throw you out of that window into the ditch there.”
“Hear me, Michael Lambourne,” said Foster; “you’re a gambler now, living by calculating chances—tell me the odds that I don’t, right this moment, throw you out of that window into the ditch there.”
“Twenty to one that you do not,” answered the sturdy visitor.
“Twenty to one that you don’t,” replied the sturdy visitor.
“And wherefore, I pray you?” demanded Anthony Foster, setting his teeth and compressing his lips, like one who endeavours to suppress some violent internal emotion.
“And why, I ask you?” demanded Anthony Foster, gritting his teeth and pressing his lips together, like someone trying to hold back a strong internal feeling.
“Because,” said Lambourne coolly, “you dare not for your life lay a finger on me. I am younger and stronger than you, and have in me a double portion of the fighting devil, though not, it may be, quite so much of the undermining fiend, that finds an underground way to his purpose—who hides halters under folk's pillows, and who puts rats-bane into their porridge, as the stage-play says.”
“Because,” said Lambourne coolly, “you wouldn’t dare lay a finger on me. I’m younger and stronger than you, and I’ve got twice the fighting spirit, though maybe not quite as much of the sneaky villain who finds underhanded ways to get what he wants—who hides ropes under people’s pillows and puts rat poison in their porridge, like they say in the plays.”
Foster looked at him earnestly, then turned away, and paced the room twice with the same steady and considerate pace with which he had entered it; then suddenly came back, and extended his hand to Michael Lambourne, saying, “Be not wroth with me, good Mike; I did but try whether thou hadst parted with aught of thine old and honourable frankness, which your enviers and backbiters called saucy impudence.”
Foster looked at him seriously, then turned away and walked around the room twice at the same calm and thoughtful pace he had used when he entered; then he suddenly returned and reached out his hand to Michael Lambourne, saying, “Don’t be angry with me, good Mike; I just wanted to see if you had lost any of your old and honorable straightforwardness, which your critics and gossipers called rude boldness.”
“Let them call it what they will,” said Michael Lambourne, “it is the commodity we must carry through the world with us.—Uds daggers! I tell thee, man, mine own stock of assurance was too small to trade upon. I was fain to take in a ton or two more of brass at every port where I touched in the voyage of life; and I started overboard what modesty and scruples I had remaining, in order to make room for the stowage.”
“Let them call it whatever they want,” said Michael Lambourne, “it’s the thing we have to carry with us through life.—Damn it! I’m telling you, my own confidence was too low to rely on. I had to take on a ton or two more of bravado at every port I stopped at during my journey through life; and I tossed aside whatever modesty and doubts I had left to make space for it.”
“Nay, nay,” replied Foster, “touching scruples and modesty, you sailed hence in ballast. But who is this gallant, honest Mike?—is he a Corinthian—a cutter like thyself?”
“Nah, nah,” replied Foster, “when it comes to scruples and modesty, you left with nothing but empty holds. But who is this brave, honest Mike? Is he a Corinthian—a cutter like you?”
“I prithee, know Master Tressilian, bully Foster,” replied Lambourne, presenting his friend in answer to his friend's question, “know him and honour him, for he is a gentleman of many admirable qualities; and though he traffics not in my line of business, at least so far as I know, he has, nevertheless, a just respect and admiration for artists of our class. He will come to in time, as seldom fails; but as yet he is only a neophyte, only a proselyte, and frequents the company of cocks of the game, as a puny fencer does the schools of the masters, to see how a foil is handled by the teachers of defence.”
“I urge you to get to know Master Tressilian, my friend Foster,” replied Lambourne, presenting his friend in response to the question. “Get to know him and respect him because he is a man of many admirable qualities; and even though he doesn’t work in my line of business, at least as far as I know, he still has a genuine respect and admiration for artists like us. In time, he will come around, as usually happens; but for now, he’s just a beginner, only a newcomer, and he hangs out with the flashy types, just like a novice fencer does in the training halls to see how the experts handle a sword.”
“If such be his quality, I will pray your company in another chamber, honest Mike, for what I have to say to thee is for thy private ear.—Meanwhile, I pray you, sir, to abide us in this apartment, and without leaving it; there be those in this house who would be alarmed by the sight of a stranger.”
“If that’s the case, I’d like to ask you to join me in another room, honest Mike, because what I need to tell you is just for you. In the meantime, I kindly ask you to stay here and not leave this room; there are people in this house who would be worried by seeing someone new.”
Tressilian acquiesced, and the two worthies left the apartment together, in which he remained alone to await their return. [See Note 1. Foster, Lambourne, and the Black Bear.]
Tressilian agreed, and the two men left the apartment together, leaving him alone to wait for their return. [See Note 1. Foster, Lambourne, and the Black Bear.]
CHAPTER IV.
Not serve two masters?—Here's a youth will try it—
Would fain serve God, yet give the devil his due;
Says grace before he doth a deed of villainy,
And returns his thanks devoutly when 'tis acted,—OLD PLAY.
Not serve two masters?—Here's a young person who will try it—
Wants to serve God, yet gives the devil his due;
Says grace before doing something wrong,
And thanks God devoutly once it's done,—OLD PLAY.
The room into which the Master of Cumnor Place conducted his worthy visitant was of greater extent than that in which they had at first conversed, and had yet more the appearance of dilapidation. Large oaken presses, filled with shelves of the same wood, surrounded the room, and had, at one time, served for the arrangement of a numerous collection of books, many of which yet remained, but torn and defaced, covered with dust, deprived of their costly clasps and bindings, and tossed together in heaps upon the shelves, as things altogether disregarded, and abandoned to the pleasure of every spoiler. The very presses themselves seemed to have incurred the hostility of those enemies of learning who had destroyed the volumes with which they had been heretofore filled. They were, in several places, dismantled of their shelves, and otherwise broken and damaged, and were, moreover, mantled with cobwebs and covered with dust.
The room that the Master of Cumnor Place led his esteemed guest into was larger than the one where they had initially talked, and it looked even more run-down. Large oak cupboards, with shelves made of the same wood, surrounded the room and had once held a substantial collection of books. Many of these books still remained, but they were torn and damaged, covered in dust, missing their expensive clasps and bindings, and piled together in heaps on the shelves as if completely ignored and left to the mercy of anyone who wanted to take them. The cupboards themselves appeared to have suffered from the same fate as the books, with some of their shelves missing and other parts broken and damaged, and they were also covered in cobwebs and dust.
“The men who wrote these books,” said Lambourne, looking round him, “little thought whose keeping they were to fall into.”
“The men who wrote these books,” said Lambourne, looking around, “had no idea who would end up with them.”
“Nor what yeoman's service they were to do me,” quoth Anthony Foster; “the cook hath used them for scouring his pewter, and the groom hath had nought else to clean my boots with, this many a month past.”
“Nor what kind of service they were supposed to do for me,” said Anthony Foster; “the cook has used them to scrub his pewter, and the stable boy has had nothing else to clean my boots with for many months now.”
“And yet,” said Lambourne, “I have been in cities where such learned commodities would have been deemed too good for such offices.”
“And yet,” said Lambourne, “I’ve been in cities where such knowledgeable skills would have been considered too good for those jobs.”
“Pshaw, pshaw,” answered Foster, “'they are Popish trash, every one of them—private studies of the mumping old Abbot of Abingdon. The nineteenthly of a pure gospel sermon were worth a cartload of such rakings of the kennel of Rome.”
“Pshaw, pshaw,” replied Foster, “they're just Catholic garbage, every single one—private notes from the grumpy old Abbot of Abingdon. A single pure gospel sermon is worth a whole cartload of this rubbish from the filth of Rome.”
“Gad-a-mercy, Master Tony Fire-the-Fagot!” said Lambourne, by way of reply.
“Goodness, Master Tony Fire-the-Fagot!” said Lambourne, in response.
Foster scowled darkly at him, as he replied, “Hark ye, friend Mike; forget that name, and the passage which it relates to, if you would not have our newly-revived comradeship die a sudden and a violent death.”
Foster glared at him and said, “Listen up, friend Mike; forget that name and the story behind it if you don’t want our renewed friendship to come to a sudden and violent end.”
“Why,” said Michael Lambourne, “you were wont to glory in the share you had in the death of the two old heretical bishops.”
“Why,” said Michael Lambourne, “you used to take pride in your role in the deaths of those two old heretical bishops.”
“That,” said his comrade, “was while I was in the gall of bitterness and bond of iniquity, and applies not to my walk or my ways now that I am called forth into the lists. Mr. Melchisedek Maultext compared my misfortune in that matter to that of the Apostle Paul, who kept the clothes of the witnesses who stoned Saint Stephen. He held forth on the matter three Sabbaths past, and illustrated the same by the conduct of an honourable person present, meaning me.”
“That,” said his friend, “was when I was stuck in a bitter mindset and trapped in wrongdoing, and it doesn't apply to my life or my actions now that I’m stepping up to the challenge. Mr. Melchisedek Maultext compared my struggles in that situation to the Apostle Paul, who watched over the clothes of the witnesses who stoned Saint Stephen. He talked about this three weeks ago and used the behavior of a distinguished person here, referring to me, as an example.”
“I prithee peace, Foster,” said Lambourne, “for I know not how it is, I have a sort of creeping comes over my skin when I hear the devil quote Scripture; and besides, man, how couldst thou have the heart to quit that convenient old religion, which you could slip off or on as easily as your glove? Do I not remember how you were wont to carry your conscience to confession, as duly as the month came round? and when thou hadst it scoured, and burnished, and whitewashed by the priest, thou wert ever ready for the worst villainy which could be devised, like a child who is always readiest to rush into the mire when he has got his Sunday's clean jerkin on.”
“Please be quiet, Foster,” said Lambourne, “because honestly, I get this creepy feeling all over when I hear the devil quoting Scripture. And besides, man, how could you give up that convenient old religion, which you could put on or take off as easily as a glove? Don’t I remember how you used to take your conscience to confession as regularly as the month came around? And when you had it scrubbed, polished, and cleaned up by the priest, you were always ready for the worst mischief possible, just like a kid who is most eager to jump in the mud right after he’s dressed in his clean Sunday clothes.”
“Trouble not thyself about my conscience,” said Foster; “it is a thing thou canst not understand, having never had one of thine own. But let us rather to the point, and say to me, in one word, what is thy business with me, and what hopes have drawn thee hither?”
“Don’t worry about my conscience,” said Foster; “it’s something you can’t understand, since you’ve never had one of your own. But let’s get to the point and tell me, in one word, what you want from me, and what hopes brought you here?”
“The hope of bettering myself, to be sure,” answered Lambourne, “as the old woman said when she leapt over the bridge at Kingston. Look you, this purse has all that is left of as round a sum as a man would wish to carry in his slop-pouch. You are here well established, it would seem, and, as I think, well befriended, for men talk of thy being under some special protection—nay, stare not like a pig that is stuck, mon; thou canst not dance in a net and they not see thee. Now I know such protection is not purchased for nought; you must have services to render for it, and in these I propose to help thee.”
“The hope of improving myself, for sure,” replied Lambourne, “just like the old woman said when she jumped over the bridge at Kingston. Look, this purse has all that’s left of a nice amount a guy would want to carry in his pocket. You seem pretty well established here, and I think you have good friends too, since people talk about you being under some special protection—don’t look at me like a deer caught in headlights, man; you can’t dance in a net without them noticing. Now, I know that kind of protection doesn’t come free; you must have something to offer in return, and that’s where I plan to help you.”
“But how if I lack no assistance from thee, Mike? I think thy modesty might suppose that were a case possible.”
“But what if I don’t need any help from you, Mike? I think your modesty might suggest that such a situation could happen.”
“That is to say,” retorted Lambourne, “that you would engross the whole work, rather than divide the reward. But be not over-greedy, Anthony—covetousness bursts the sack and spills the grain. Look you, when the huntsman goes to kill a stag, he takes with him more dogs than one. He has the stanch lyme-hound to track the wounded buck over hill and dale, but he hath also the fleet gaze-hound to kill him at view. Thou art the lyme-hound, I am the gaze-hound; and thy patron will need the aid of both, and can well afford to requite it. Thou hast deep sagacity—an unrelenting purpose—a steady, long-breathed malignity of nature, that surpasses mine. But then, I am the bolder, the quicker, the more ready, both at action and expedient. Separate, our properties are not so perfect; but unite them, and we drive the world before us. How sayest thou—shall we hunt in couples?”
“That is to say,” retorted Lambourne, “you’d rather take all the credit than share the reward. But don’t be too greedy, Anthony—greed spills the contents of the sack. Look, when the huntsman goes to kill a stag, he brings more than one dog. He has the steadfast lurcher to track the wounded buck over hills and valleys, but he also has the swift sight-hound to take him down when he’s in sight. You're the lurcher, I am the sight-hound; and your patron will need the help of both, and can definitely afford to reward it. You have deep insight—an unyielding purpose—a steady, long-lasting malice in your nature that exceeds mine. But I am the bolder, quicker, and more adaptable one, both in action and strategy. Apart, our skills aren’t perfect; but together, we can dominate. What do you say—shall we hunt as a team?”
“It is a currish proposal—thus to thrust thyself upon my private matters,” replied Foster; “but thou wert ever an ill-nurtured whelp.”
“It’s a sorry suggestion—to push yourself into my personal affairs,” replied Foster; “but you’ve always been a poorly raised brat.”
“You shall have no cause to say so, unless you spurn my courtesy,” said Michael Lambourne; “but if so, keep thee well from me, Sir Knight, as the romance has it. I will either share your counsels or traverse them; for I have come here to be busy, either with thee or against thee.”
“You won't have any reason to say that unless you reject my kindness,” said Michael Lambourne; “but if that's the case, stay clear of me, Sir Knight, as the story goes. I’m here to either support your plans or go against them; I’ve come here to be involved, whether with you or against you.”
“Well,” said Anthony Foster, “since thou dost leave me so fair a choice, I will rather be thy friend than thine enemy. Thou art right; I CAN prefer thee to the service of a patron who has enough of means to make us both, and an hundred more. And, to say truth, thou art well qualified for his service. Boldness and dexterity he demands—the justice-books bear witness in thy favour; no starting at scruples in his service why, who ever suspected thee of a conscience? an assurance he must have who would follow a courtier—and thy brow is as impenetrable as a Milan visor. There is but one thing I would fain see amended in thee.”
“Well,” said Anthony Foster, “since you give me such a great choice, I’d rather be your friend than your enemy. You’re right; I can choose you over serving a patron who has enough resources to support both of us—and a hundred more. And to be honest, you’re well-suited for his service. He looks for boldness and skill—the justice books back you up; there’s no hesitating with scruples in his service—who ever thought you had a conscience? You need to be confident to follow a courtier, and your demeanor is as unyielding as a Milan visor. There’s just one thing I’d like to see improved in you.”
“And what is that, my most precious friend Anthony?” replied Lambourne; “for I swear by the pillow of the Seven Sleepers I will not be slothful in amending it.”
“And what’s that, my dearest friend Anthony?” replied Lambourne; “I swear on the pillow of the Seven Sleepers I won’t be lazy in fixing it.”
“Why, you gave a sample of it even now,” said Foster. “Your speech twangs too much of the old stamp, and you garnish it ever and anon with singular oaths, that savour of Papistrie. Besides, your exterior man is altogether too deboshed and irregular to become one of his lordship's followers, since he has a reputation to keep up in the eye of the world. You must somewhat reform your dress, upon a more grave and composed fashion; wear your cloak on both shoulders, and your falling band unrumpled and well starched. You must enlarge the brim of your beaver, and diminish the superfluity of your trunk-hose; go to church, or, which will be better, to meeting, at least once a month; protest only upon your faith and conscience; lay aside your swashing look, and never touch the hilt of your sword but when you would draw the carnal weapon in good earnest.”
“Why, you just showed a bit of that now,” said Foster. “Your speech sounds too old-fashioned, and you spice it up now and then with strange curses that hint at Catholicism. Plus, your overall appearance is way too disheveled and irregular for one of his lordship's followers, since he has a reputation to maintain in the public eye. You need to adjust your clothes to be more serious and composed; wear your cloak on both shoulders, and keep your falling band neat and well-starched. You should widen the brim of your hat and reduce the excess of your baggy pants; go to church, or better yet, to a meeting at least once a month; swear only on your faith and conscience; tone down your swagger, and only touch the hilt of your sword when you're about to draw it in earnest.”
“By this light, Anthony, thou art mad,” answered Lambourne, “and hast described rather the gentleman-usher to a puritan's wife, than the follower of an ambitious courtier! Yes, such a thing as thou wouldst make of me should wear a book at his girdle instead of a poniard, and might just be suspected of manhood enough to squire a proud dame-citizen to the lecture at Saint Antonlin's, and quarrel in her cause with any flat-capped threadmaker that would take the wall of her. He must ruffle it in another sort that would walk to court in a nobleman's train.”
“By this view, Anthony, you’re crazy,” replied Lambourne, “and you’ve described more of a gentleman's assistant to a puritan’s wife than a follower of an ambitious courtier! Yes, someone like you would wear a book at his side instead of a dagger and might barely be thought manly enough to escort a proud city woman to the lecture at Saint Antonlin's and argue on her behalf with any flat-capped threadmaker who dared to get in her way. He has to present himself very differently if he’s going to walk to court in the company of a nobleman.”
“Oh, content you, sir,” replied Foster, “there is a change since you knew the English world; and there are those who can hold their way through the boldest courses, and the most secret, and yet never a swaggering word, or an oath, or a profane word in their conversation.”
“Oh, be satisfied, sir,” replied Foster, “things have changed since you last saw the English world; there are people who can navigate even the boldest paths and the most hidden matters, and yet they don’t utter a single boastful word, curse, or blasphemous remark in their speech.”
“That is to say,” replied Lambourne, “they are in a trading copartnery, to do the devil's business without mentioning his name in the firm? Well, I will do my best to counterfeit, rather than lose ground in this new world, since thou sayest it is grown so precise. But, Anthony, what is the name of this nobleman, in whose service I am to turn hypocrite?”
“That is to say,” replied Lambourne, “they are in a business partnership, doing shady things without even mentioning his name in the company? Well, I’ll do my best to act the part, rather than fall behind in this new world, since you say it has become so particular. But, Anthony, what is the name of this nobleman, in whose service I am supposed to be a hypocrite?”
“Aha! Master Michael, are you there with your bears?” said Foster, with a grim smile; “and is this the knowledge you pretend of my concernments? How know you now there is such a person IN RERUM NATURA, and that I have not been putting a jape upon you all this time?”
“Aha! Master Michael, are you there with your bears?” said Foster, with a grim smile; “and is this the knowledge you claim to have about my affairs? How do you know that such a person actually exists in reality, and that I haven't been playing a joke on you this whole time?”
“Thou put a jape on me, thou sodden-brained gull?” answered Lambourne, nothing daunted. “Why, dark and muddy as thou think'st thyself, I would engage in a day's space to see as clear through thee and thy concernments, as thou callest them, as through the filthy horn of an old stable lantern.”
“Did you just play a prank on me, you dim-witted fool?” replied Lambourne, completely unfazed. “Well, as dark and murky as you think you are, I bet I could see right through you and your issues, as you call them, just as clearly as I could see through the dirty horn of an old stable lantern.”
At this moment their conversation was interrupted by a scream from the next apartment.
At that moment, their conversation was interrupted by a scream from the next apartment.
“By the holy Cross of Abingdon,” exclaimed Anthony Foster, forgetting his Protestantism in his alarm, “I am a ruined man!”
“By the holy Cross of Abingdon,” shouted Anthony Foster, momentarily setting aside his Protestant beliefs in his panic, “I’m a ruined man!”
So saying, he rushed into the apartment whence the scream issued, followed by Michael Lambourne. But to account for the sounds which interrupted their conversation, it is necessary to recede a little way in our narrative.
So saying, he rushed into the apartment where the scream had come from, followed by Michael Lambourne. But to explain the sounds that interrupted their conversation, we need to rewind a bit in our story.
It has been already observed, that when Lambourne accompanied Foster into the library, they left Tressilian alone in the ancient parlour. His dark eye followed them forth of the apartment with a glance of contempt, a part of which his mind instantly transferred to himself, for having stooped to be even for a moment their familiar companion. “These are the associates, Amy”—it was thus he communed with himself—“to which thy cruel levity—thine unthinking and most unmerited falsehood, has condemned him of whom his friends once hoped far other things, and who now scorns himself, as he will be scorned by others, for the baseness he stoops to for the love of thee! But I will not leave the pursuit of thee, once the object of my purest and most devoted affection, though to me thou canst henceforth be nothing but a thing to weep over. I will save thee from thy betrayer, and from thyself; I will restore thee to thy parent—to thy God. I cannot bid the bright star again sparkle in the sphere it has shot from, but—”
It has already been noted that when Lambourne took Foster into the library, they left Tressilian alone in the old parlor. His dark eyes followed them out of the room with a look of disdain, part of which he quickly redirected at himself for having lowered himself to be even for a moment their close companion. “These are the friends, Amy”—he thought to himself—“to whom your cruel carelessness—your thoughtless and completely unmerited deceit, has condemned someone whose friends once hoped for much more, and who now looks down on himself, just as he will be looked down upon by others, for the shameful behavior he engages in for love of you! But I won't stop pursuing you, once the object of my purest and most devoted affection, even though to me you can now only be something to mourn. I will save you from your betrayer, and from yourself; I will return you to your parent—to your God. I cannot make the bright star shine again in the sky it has fallen from, but—”
A slight noise in the apartment interrupted his reverie. He looked round, and in the beautiful and richly-attired female who entered at that instant by a side-door he recognized the object of his search. The first impulse arising from this discovery urged him to conceal his face with the collar of his cloak, until he should find a favourable moment of making himself known. But his purpose was disconcerted by the young lady (she was not above eighteen years old), who ran joyfully towards him, and, pulling him by the cloak, said playfully, “Nay, my sweet friend, after I have waited for you so long, you come not to my bower to play the masquer. You are arraigned of treason to true love and fond affection, and you must stand up at the bar and answer it with face uncovered—how say you, guilty or not?”
A soft sound in the apartment broke his daydream. He turned around, and in the beautiful, elegantly dressed woman who came in through a side door, he recognized the person he had been looking for. His first instinct upon this realization was to hide his face with the collar of his cloak until he found the right moment to introduce himself. However, his plan was interrupted by the young lady (she was no older than eighteen), who joyfully ran toward him and, tugging at his cloak, said playfully, “Come on, my sweet friend, after I've waited for you so long, you can’t just come to my place and play pretend. You are accused of betraying true love and affection, and you have to stand here and answer with your face showing—what do you say, guilty or not?”
“Alas, Amy!” said Tressilian, in a low and melancholy tone, as he suffered her to draw the mantle from his face. The sound of his voice, and still more the unexpected sight of his face, changed in an instant the lady's playful mood. She staggered back, turned as pale as death, and put her hands before her face. Tressilian was himself for a moment much overcome, but seeming suddenly to remember the necessity of using an opportunity which might not again occur, he said in a low tone, “Amy, fear me not.”
“Alas, Amy!” Tressilian said in a soft and sorrowful tone, allowing her to pull the cloak away from his face. The sound of his voice, and even more the shock of seeing his face, instantly shifted the lady's playful mood. She stumbled back, turned as white as a ghost, and covered her face with her hands. Tressilian was taken aback for a moment, but as he quickly recalled the importance of seizing an opportunity that might not come again, he said quietly, “Amy, don’t be afraid of me.”
“Why should I fear you?” said the lady, withdrawing her hands from her beautiful face, which was now covered with crimson,—“Why should I fear you, Master Tressilian?—or wherefore have you intruded yourself into my dwelling, uninvited, sir, and unwished for?”
“Why should I be scared of you?” the lady asked, pulling her hands away from her lovely face, now flushed with red. “Why should I be scared of you, Master Tressilian? And why have you come into my home uninvited, sir, and unwanted?”
“Your dwelling, Amy!” said Tressilian. “Alas! is a prison your dwelling?—a prison guarded by one of the most sordid of men, but not a greater wretch than his employer!”
“Your home, Amy!” said Tressilian. “Wow! Is your home a prison?—a prison watched over by one of the most despicable men, but not a bigger scoundrel than his employer!”
“This house is mine,” said Amy—“mine while I choose to inhabit it. If it is my pleasure to live in seclusion, who shall gainsay me?”
“This house is mine,” Amy said, “mine as long as I choose to live here. If I want to live in solitude, who can challenge me?”
“Your father, maiden,” answered Tressilian, “your broken-hearted father, who dispatched me in quest of you with that authority which he cannot exert in person. Here is his letter, written while he blessed his pain of body which somewhat stunned the agony of his mind.”
“Your father, miss,” Tressilian replied, “your heartbroken father, who sent me to find you with the authority he can't use himself. Here’s his letter, written while he dealt with his physical pain, which somewhat dulled the anguish of his thoughts.”
“The pain! Is my father then ill?” said the lady.
“The pain! Is my father sick then?” said the lady.
“So ill,” answered Tressilian, “that even your utmost haste may not restore him to health; but all shall be instantly prepared for your departure, the instant you yourself will give consent.”
"So sick," answered Tressilian, "that even your fastest efforts might not bring him back to health; but everything will be ready for your departure as soon as you give your consent."
“Tressilian,” answered the lady, “I cannot, I must not, I dare not leave this place. Go back to my father—tell him I will obtain leave to see him within twelve hours from hence. Go back, Tressilian—tell him I am well, I am happy—happy could I think he was so; tell him not to fear that I will come, and in such a manner that all the grief Amy has given him shall be forgotten—the poor Amy is now greater than she dare name. Go, good Tressilian—I have injured thee too, but believe me I have power to heal the wounds I have caused. I robbed you of a childish heart, which was not worthy of you, and I can repay the loss with honours and advancement.”
“Tressilian,” the lady replied, “I can’t, I mustn’t, I won’t leave this place. Go back to my father—tell him that I’ll get permission to see him within twelve hours. Go back, Tressilian—tell him I’m okay, I’m happy—happy if I could think he is too; tell him not to worry that I’ll come, and in a way that all the pain Amy has caused him will be forgotten—the poor Amy is now more than she could ever admit. Go, dear Tressilian—I’ve hurt you too, but trust me, I can mend the wounds I’ve caused. I took away a childish heart, which wasn’t deserving of you, and I can make up for that loss with honors and progress.”
“Do you say this to me, Amy?—do you offer me pageants of idle ambition, for the quiet peace you have robbed me of!—But be it so I came not to upbraid, but to serve and to free you. You cannot disguise it from me—you are a prisoner. Otherwise your kind heart—for it was once a kind heart—would have been already at your father's bedside.—Come, poor, deceived, unhappy maiden!—all shall be forgot—all shall be forgiven. Fear not my importunity for what regarded our contract—it was a dream, and I have awaked. But come—your father yet lives—come, and one word of affection, one tear of penitence, will efface the memory of all that has passed.”
“Are you really saying this to me, Amy?—are you offering me shows of empty ambition for the quiet peace you’ve taken away from me!—But fine, I didn’t come to blame you, but to help and set you free. You can’t hide it from me—you’re a prisoner. Otherwise, your kind heart—for it used to be kind—would already be by your father’s side.—Come now, poor, misled, unhappy girl!—everything will be forgotten—all will be forgiven. Don’t worry about my insistence regarding our agreement—it was just a dream, and I’ve woken up. But come—your father is still alive—come, and just one word of love, one tear of regret, will erase the memory of everything that has happened.”
“Have I not already said, Tressilian,” replied she, “that I will surely come to my father, and that without further delay than is necessary to discharge other and equally binding duties?—Go, carry him the news; I come as sure as there is light in heaven—that is, when I obtain permission.”
“Didn’t I already tell you, Tressilian,” she replied, “that I will definitely go to my father, and that the only delay will be to take care of other important responsibilities?—Go, take him the news; I’ll be there as surely as there is light in the sky—that is, when I get permission.”
“Permission!—permission to visit your father on his sick-bed, perhaps on his death-bed!” repeated Tressilian, impatiently; “and permission from whom? From the villain, who, under disguise of friendship, abused every duty of hospitality, and stole thee from thy father's roof!”
“Permission!—permission to see your father while he's sick, maybe even dying!” Tressilian repeated, impatiently; “and permission from who? From the guy who pretended to be your friend, abused every ounce of hospitality, and took you from your father's home!”
“Do him no slander, Tressilian! He whom thou speakest of wears a sword as sharp as thine—sharper, vain man; for the best deeds thou hast ever done in peace or war were as unworthy to be named with his, as thy obscure rank to match itself with the sphere he moves in.—Leave me! Go, do mine errand to my father; and when he next sends to me, let him choose a more welcome messenger.”
“Don’t slander him, Tressilian! The person you’re talking about carries a sword as sharp as yours—actually sharper, you arrogant man; because the best things you’ve ever accomplished, whether in peace or war, don’t come close to comparing with his. Your lowly status is nothing next to the world he belongs to.—Leave me! Go deliver my message to my father; and the next time he sends someone to me, let him pick a more welcome messenger.”
“Amy,” replied Tressilian calmly, “thou canst not move me by thy reproaches. Tell me one thing, that I may bear at least one ray of comfort to my aged friend:—this rank of his which thou dost boast—dost thou share it with him, Amy?—does he claim a husband's right to control thy motions?”
“Amy,” Tressilian replied calmly, “you won’t sway me with your complaints. Just tell me one thing, so I can bring at least a little comfort to my old friend:—this status you boast about—do you share it with him, Amy?—does he claim a husband’s right to control your actions?”
“Stop thy base, unmannered tongue!” said the lady; “to no question that derogates from my honour do I deign an answer.”
“Shut your rude, disrespectful mouth!” said the lady; “I won’t respond to any question that insults my honor.”
“You have said enough in refusing to reply,” answered Tressilian; “and mark me, unhappy as thou art, I am armed with thy father's full authority to command thy obedience, and I will save thee from the slavery of sin and of sorrow, even despite of thyself, Amy.”
“You've said enough by not responding,” Tressilian replied. “And listen to me, as unfortunate as you are, I have your father's full authority to order your obedience, and I will rescue you from the bondage of sin and sorrow, even if it goes against your wishes, Amy.”
“Menace no violence here!” exclaimed the lady, drawing back from him, and alarmed at the determination expressed in his look and manner; “threaten me not, Tressilian, for I have means to repel force.”
“Don’t threaten me with violence!” the lady exclaimed, pulling away from him, alarmed by the resolute look and demeanor he displayed. “Don’t threaten me, Tressilian, because I have ways to defend myself.”
“But not, I trust, the wish to use them in so evil a cause?” said Tressilian. “With thy will—thine uninfluenced, free, and natural will, Amy, thou canst not choose this state of slavery and dishonour. Thou hast been bound by some spell—entrapped by some deceit—art now detained by some compelled vow. But thus I break the charm—Amy, in the name of thine excellent, thy broken-hearted father, I command thee to follow me!”
“But you don’t really want to use them for such a terrible purpose, right?” said Tressilian. “With your own will—your true, unforced, and natural will, Amy—you can’t possibly choose this life of slavery and disgrace. You’ve been trapped by some spell—caught in some trick—and now you’re held back by some forced promise. But I’m breaking that spell—Amy, in the name of your wonderful, heartbroken father, I command you to come with me!”
As he spoke he advanced and extended his arm, as with the purpose of laying hold upon her. But she shrunk back from his grasp, and uttered the scream which, as we before noticed, brought into the apartment Lambourne and Foster.
As he spoke, he moved closer and reached out his arm, as if intending to grab her. But she recoiled from his reach and let out the scream that, as we mentioned earlier, brought Lambourne and Foster into the room.
The latter exclaimed, as soon as he entered, “Fire and fagot! what have we here?” Then addressing the lady, in a tone betwixt entreaty and command, he added, “Uds precious! madam, what make you here out of bounds? Retire—retire—there is life and death in this matter.—And you, friend, whoever you may be, leave this house—out with you, before my dagger's hilt and your costard become acquainted.—Draw, Mike, and rid us of the knave!”
The latter exclaimed as soon as he entered, “What on earth is going on here?” Then, addressing the lady in a tone that was both pleading and commanding, he added, “Good heavens! Madam, what are you doing here in a forbidden place? Leave—leave—this is a matter of life and death. And you, friend, whoever you are, get out of this house—leave now, before my dagger and your neck get too close. Draw, Mike, and get rid of the scoundrel!”
“Not I, on my soul,” replied Lambourne; “he came hither in my company, and he is safe from me by cutter's law, at least till we meet again.—But hark ye, my Cornish comrade, you have brought a Cornish flaw of wind with you hither, a hurricanoe as they call it in the Indies. Make yourself scarce—depart—vanish—or we'll have you summoned before the Mayor of Halgaver, and that before Dudman and Ramhead meet.” [Two headlands on the Cornish coast. The expressions are proverbial.]
“Not me, I swear,” replied Lambourne; “he came here with me, and he’s off-limits by cutter's law, at least until we meet again. But listen, my Cornish friend, you’ve brought a Cornish storm with you, a hurricane as they call it in the Indies. Get yourself out of here—leave—disappear—or we’ll have you called before the Mayor of Halgaver, and that will happen before Dudman and Ramhead meet.”
“Away, base groom!” said Tressilian.—“And you, madam, fare you well—what life lingers in your father's bosom will leave him at the news I have to tell.”
“Away, lowly servant!” said Tressilian. — “And you, madam, take care—what life remains in your father's heart will fade at the news I have to share.”
He departed, the lady saying faintly as he left the room, “Tressilian, be not rash—say no scandal of me.”
He left, the woman saying softly as he walked out, “Tressilian, don’t be hasty—don’t spread any rumors about me.”
“Here is proper gear,” said Foster. “I pray you go to your chamber, my lady, and let us consider how this is to be answered—nay, tarry not.”
“Here is the right equipment,” said Foster. “Please go to your room, my lady, and let’s think about how to respond—no, don’t delay.”
“I move not at your command, sir,” answered the lady.
“I don’t move at your command, sir,” replied the lady.
“Nay, but you must, fair lady,” replied Foster; “excuse my freedom, but, by blood and nails, this is no time to strain courtesies—you MUST go to your chamber.—Mike, follow that meddling coxcomb, and, as you desire to thrive, see him safely clear of the premises, while I bring this headstrong lady to reason. Draw thy tool, man, and after him.”
“Nah, but you have to, fair lady,” replied Foster; “forgive my boldness, but this is no time for niceties—you HAVE to go to your room.—Mike, follow that annoying fool, and, if you want to succeed, make sure he gets off the property safely while I try to get this stubborn lady to see sense. Draw your weapon, man, and go after him.”
“I'll follow him,” said Michael Lambourne, “and see him fairly out of Flanders; but for hurting a man I have drunk my morning's draught withal, 'tis clean against my conscience.” So saying, he left the apartment.
“I'll follow him,” said Michael Lambourne, “and see him safely out of Flanders; but as for hurting a man, I've already had my morning drink, and that goes completely against my conscience.” With that, he left the room.
Tressilian, meanwhile, with hasty steps, pursued the first path which promised to conduct him through the wild and overgrown park in which the mansion of Foster was situated. Haste and distress of mind led his steps astray, and instead of taking the avenue which led towards the village, he chose another, which, after he had pursued it for some time with a hasty and reckless step, conducted him to the other side of the demesne, where a postern door opened through the wall, and led into the open country.
Tressilian quickly followed the first path that seemed to lead him through the wild and overgrown park where Foster's mansion was located. His urgency and troubled thoughts distracted him, and instead of taking the road that went toward the village, he picked another one. After walking down this path hastily and recklessly for a while, he ended up on the far side of the estate, where a back door in the wall opened up to the open countryside.
Tressilian paused an instant. It was indifferent to him by what road he left a spot now so odious to his recollections; but it was probable that the postern door was locked, and his retreat by that pass rendered impossible.
Tressilian paused for a moment. It didn’t matter to him how he left a place that was now so unpleasant in his memories; but it was likely that the back door was locked, making his escape through that way impossible.
“I must make the attempt, however,” he said to himself; “the only means of reclaiming this lost—this miserable—this still most lovely and most unhappy girl, must rest in her father's appeal to the broken laws of his country. I must haste to apprise him of this heartrending intelligence.”
“I have to try, though,” he said to himself; “the only way to save this lost—this miserable—this still most beautiful and most unhappy girl, has to rely on her father’s plea to the broken laws of his country. I need to hurry to tell him this heartbreaking news.”
As Tressilian, thus conversing with himself, approached to try some means of opening the door, or climbing over it, he perceived there was a key put into the lock from the outside. It turned round, the bolt revolved, and a cavalier, who entered, muffled in his riding-cloak, and wearing a slouched hat with a drooping feather, stood at once within four yards of him who was desirous of going out. They exclaimed at once, in tones of resentment and surprise, the one “Varney!” the other “Tressilian!”
As Tressilian, chatting to himself, approached to look for a way to open the door or climb over it, he noticed that there was a key in the lock from the outside. It turned, the bolt slid open, and a gentleman entered, wrapped in his riding cloak and wearing a slouched hat with a drooping feather, standing just four yards away from Tressilian, who wanted to get out. They both exclaimed simultaneously, filled with annoyance and surprise, one saying “Varney!” the other “Tressilian!”
“What make you here?” was the stern question put by the stranger to Tressilian, when the moment of surprise was past—“what make you here, where your presence is neither expected nor desired?”
“What are you doing here?” was the stern question asked by the stranger to Tressilian, once the moment of surprise had passed—“What brings you here, where your presence is neither expected nor wanted?”
“Nay, Varney,” replied Tressilian, “what make you here? Are you come to triumph over the innocence you have destroyed, as the vulture or carrion-crow comes to batten on the lamb whose eyes it has first plucked out? Or are you come to encounter the merited vengeance of an honest man? Draw, dog, and defend thyself!”
“Nah, Varney,” replied Tressilian, “what are you doing here? Have you come to gloat over the innocence you’ve ruined, like a vulture or a carrion crow feasting on the lamb whose eyes it has first taken? Or are you here to face the rightful revenge of an honest man? Draw your weapon, dog, and defend yourself!”
Tressilian drew his sword as he spoke, but Varney only laid his hand on the hilt of his own, as he replied, “Thou art mad, Tressilian. I own appearances are against me; but by every oath a priest can make or a man can swear, Mistress Amy Robsart hath had no injury from me. And in truth I were somewhat loath to hurt you in this cause—thou knowest I can fight.”
Tressilian drew his sword as he spoke, but Varney just put his hand on the hilt of his own as he replied, “You're crazy, Tressilian. I admit the evidence looks bad for me; but by every oath a priest can swear or a man can make, Mistress Amy Robsart has not been harmed by me. And honestly, I would be somewhat reluctant to hurt you over this— you know I can fight.”
“I have heard thee say so, Varney,” replied Tressilian; “but now, methinks, I would fain have some better evidence than thine own word.”
“I’ve heard you say that, Varney,” Tressilian replied; “but now, I think I’d like some better proof than just your word.”
“That shall not be lacking, if blade and hilt be but true to me,” answered Varney; and drawing his sword with the right hand, he threw his cloak around his left, and attacked Tressilian with a vigour which, for a moment, seemed to give him the advantage of the combat. But this advantage lasted not long. Tressilian added to a spirit determined on revenge a hand and eye admirably well adapted to the use of the rapier; so that Varney, finding himself hard pressed in his turn, endeavoured to avail himself of his superior strength by closing with his adversary. For this purpose, he hazarded the receiving one of Tressilian's passes in his cloak, wrapped as it was around his arm, and ere his adversary could, extricate his rapier thus entangled, he closed with him, shortening his own sword at the same time, with the purpose of dispatching him. But Tressilian was on his guard, and unsheathing his poniard, parried with the blade of that weapon the home-thrust which would otherwise have finished the combat, and, in the struggle which followed, displayed so much address, as might have confirmed, the opinion that he drew his origin from Cornwall whose natives are such masters in the art of wrestling, as, were the games of antiquity revived, might enable them to challenge all Europe to the ring. Varney, in his ill-advised attempt, received a fall so sudden and violent that his sword flew several paces from his hand and ere he could recover his feet, that of his antagonist was; pointed to his throat.
"That won't be an issue, as long as my sword and hilt are true," Varney replied. Drawing his sword with his right hand, he wrapped his cloak around his left and charged at Tressilian with a force that, for a moment, seemed to give him the upper hand in the fight. But this advantage didn’t last long. Tressilian, fueled by a determination for revenge, had a hand and eye perfectly suited for using the rapier; so, finding himself under pressure, Varney tried to use his greater strength by getting in close to his opponent. To do this, he took the risk of allowing one of Tressilian's thrusts to hit his cloak, which was wrapped around his arm, and before his opponent could free his rapier from the entangled cloak, Varney closed the distance, shortening his own sword with the intent to finish Tressilian off. However, Tressilian was ready, and unsheathing his dagger, he blocked Varney's thrust with it, otherwise it would have ended the fight. In the ensuing struggle, he showed such skill that it could have reinforced the idea that he was of Cornish descent, known for their expertise in wrestling, so much so that if the ancient games were revived, they could challenge all of Europe in the ring. Varney, in his poorly thought-out move, was taken down so suddenly and violently that his sword flew several feet away from him, and before he could get back on his feet, Tressilian's sword was pointed at his throat.
“Give me the instant means of relieving the victim of thy treachery,” said Tressilian, “or take the last look of your Creator's blessed sun!”
“Hand over the quick way to save the victim of your betrayal,” said Tressilian, “or take a final look at your Creator's blessed sun!”
And while Varney, too confused or too sullen to reply, made a sudden effort to arise, his adversary drew back his arm, and would have executed his threat, but that the blow was arrested by the grasp of Michael Lambourne, who, directed by the clashing of swords had come up just in time to save the life of Varney.
And while Varney, too confused or too down to respond, made a sudden effort to get up, his opponent pulled back his arm and was about to carry out his threat, but the blow was stopped by Michael Lambourne's grip, who, hearing the clashing of swords, had arrived just in time to save Varney's life.

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“Come, come, comrade;” said Lambourne, “here is enough done and more than enough; put up your fox and let us be jogging. The Black Bear growls for us.”
“Come on, buddy,” said Lambourne, “we've done enough and then some; put away your fox and let’s get moving. The Black Bear is waiting for us.”
“Off, abject!” said Tressilian, striking himself free of Lambourne's grasp; “darest thou come betwixt me and mine enemy?”
“Get off, you lowlife!” said Tressilian, breaking free from Lambourne's hold; “do you dare come between me and my enemy?”
“Abject! abject!” repeated Lambourne; “that shall be answered with cold steel whenever a bowl of sack has washed out memory of the morning's draught that we had together. In the meanwhile, do you see, shog—tramp—begone—we are two to one.”
“Abject! abject!” repeated Lambourne; “that will be settled with cold steel whenever a drink has wiped out the memory of the morning's tipple we shared. In the meantime, do you see, shog—tramp—go away—we are two to one.”
He spoke truth, for Varney had taken the opportunity to regain his weapon, and Tressilian perceived it was madness to press the quarrel further against such odds. He took his purse from his side, and taking out two gold nobles, flung them to Lambourne. “There, caitiff, is thy morning wage; thou shalt not say thou hast been my guide unhired.—Varney, farewell! we shall meet where there are none to come betwixt us.” So saying, he turned round and departed through the postern door.
He spoke the truth, because Varney had seized the chance to get his weapon back, and Tressilian realized it was crazy to continue the argument under these circumstances. He took his purse from his side, pulled out two gold nobles, and threw them to Lambourne. “There, scoundrel, is your pay for the morning; you can’t say you’ve been my guide without compensation.—Varney, goodbye! We’ll meet where no one can come between us.” With that, he turned and left through the side door.
Varney seemed to want the inclination, or perhaps the power (for his fall had been a severe one), to follow his retreating enemy. But he glared darkly as he disappeared, and then addressed Lambourne. “Art thou a comrade of Foster's, good fellow?”
Varney seemed to want the urge, or maybe the strength (because his fall had been a tough one), to pursue his fleeing enemy. But he glared menacingly as he vanished, and then spoke to Lambourne. “Are you a friend of Foster's, my good man?”
“Sworn friends, as the haft is to the knife,” replied Michael Lambourne.
“Sworn friends, just like the handle is to the knife,” replied Michael Lambourne.
“Here is a broad piece for thee. Follow yonder fellow, and see where he takes earth, and bring me word up to the mansion-house here. Cautious and silent, thou knave, as thou valuest thy throat.”
“Here’s a big job for you. Follow that guy over there, and find out where he goes, then let me know back at the house. Be careful and quiet, you fool, if you care about your neck.”
“Enough said,” replied Lambourne; “I can draw on a scent as well as a sleuth-hound.”
“Enough said,” replied Lambourne; “I can pick up a scent just like a bloodhound.”
“Begone, then,” said Varney, sheathing his rapier; and, turning his back on Michael Lambourne, he walked slowly towards the house. Lambourne stopped but an instant to gather the nobles which his late companion had flung towards him so unceremoniously, and muttered to himself, while he put them upon his purse along with the gratuity of Varney, “I spoke to yonder gulls of Eldorado. By Saint Anthony, there is no Eldorado for men of our stamp equal to bonny Old England! It rains nobles, by Heaven—they lie on the grass as thick as dewdrops—you may have them for gathering. And if I have not my share of such glittering dewdrops, may my sword melt like an icicle!”
“Get lost, then,” said Varney, putting away his sword; and, turning his back on Michael Lambourne, he walked slowly toward the house. Lambourne paused only for a moment to collect the coins that his recent companion had tossed at him so rudely, and muttered to himself as he added them to his purse along with Varney's tip, “I talked to those fools about Eldorado. By Saint Anthony, there’s no Eldorado for guys like us that compares to good old England! It rains coins, I swear—they lie on the grass as thick as dewdrops—you can just pick them up. And if I don’t get my share of such shiny dewdrops, may my sword melt like an icicle!”
CHAPTER V.
He was a man
Versed in the world as pilot in his compass.
The needle pointed ever to that interest
Which was his loadstar, and he spread his sails
With vantage to the gale of others' passion.
—THE DECEIVER, A TRAGEDY.
He was a man
Skilled in the ways of the world like a pilot with his compass.
The needle always pointed to his main interest
Which was his guiding star, and he set his sails
To take advantage of the winds of others' passion.
—THE DECEIVER, A TRAGEDY.
Antony Foster was still engaged in debate with his fair guest, who treated with scorn every entreaty and request that she would retire to her own apartment, when a whistle was heard at the entrance-door of the mansion.
Antony Foster was still arguing with his lovely guest, who dismissed every plea and request for her to go back to her own room, when a whistle sounded at the front door of the mansion.
“We are fairly sped now,” said Foster; “yonder is thy lord's signal, and what to say about the disorder which has happened in this household, by my conscience, I know not. Some evil fortune dogs the heels of that unhanged rogue Lambourne, and he has 'scaped the gallows against every chance, to come back and be the ruin of me!”
“We're pretty much done for now,” said Foster; “over there is your lord's signal, and honestly, I don't know what to say about the chaos that's happened in this household. Some bad luck is following that unpunished scoundrel Lambourne, and he's dodged the gallows time and time again, only to return and ruin me!”
“Peace, sir,” said the lady, “and undo the gate to your master.—My lord! my dear lord!” she then exclaimed, hastening to the entrance of the apartment; then added, with a voice expressive of disappointment, “Pooh! it is but Richard Varney.”
“Peace, sir,” said the lady, “and open the gate for your master.—My lord! My dear lord!” she then exclaimed, rushing to the entrance of the room; then added, with a voice full of disappointment, “Ugh! It’s just Richard Varney.”
“Ay, madam,” said Varney, entering and saluting the lady with a respectful obeisance, which she returned with a careless mixture of negligence and of displeasure, “it is but Richard Varney; but even the first grey cloud should be acceptable, when it lightens in the east, because it announces the approach of the blessed sun.”
“Ah, madam,” said Varney, entering and bowing respectfully to the lady, who responded with a blend of indifference and annoyance, “it’s just Richard Varney; but even the first gray cloud should be welcomed when it appears in the east, because it signals the coming of the blessed sun.”
“How! comes my lord hither to-night?” said the lady, in joyful yet startled agitation; and Anthony Foster caught up the word, and echoed the question. Varney replied to the lady, that his lord purposed to attend her; and would have proceeded with some compliment, when, running to the door of the parlour, she called aloud, “Janet—Janet! come to my tiring-room instantly.” Then returning to Varney, she asked if her lord sent any further commendations to her.
“How is my lord here tonight?” said the lady, in joyful yet startled excitement; and Anthony Foster picked up the word and repeated the question. Varney responded to the lady that his lord intended to visit her; and would have continued with some flattery, when she rushed to the door of the parlor and called out, “Janet—Janet! come to my dressing room right away.” Then returning to Varney, she asked if her lord had any other messages for her.
“This letter, honoured madam,” said he, taking from his bosom a small parcel wrapped in scarlet silk, “and with it a token to the Queen of his Affections.” With eager speed the lady hastened to undo the silken string which surrounded the little packet, and failing to unloose readily the knot with which it was secured, she again called loudly on Janet, “Bring me a knife—scissors—aught that may undo this envious knot!”
“This letter, dear madam,” he said, pulling a small package wrapped in red silk from his pocket, “and along with it a gift for the Queen of his Heart.” With excitement, the lady quickly tried to untie the silky string around the small parcel, and when she struggled to loosen the knot, she called out loudly to Janet, “Bring me a knife—scissors—anything that can help me untie this annoying knot!”
“May not my poor poniard serve, honoured madam?” said Varney, presenting a small dagger of exquisite workmanship, which hung in his Turkey-leather sword-belt.
“Can my humble dagger help, esteemed madam?” said Varney, offering a small dagger of exquisite craftsmanship that was hanging from his leather sword belt.
“No, sir,” replied the lady, rejecting the instrument which he offered—“steel poniard shall cut no true-love knot of mine.”
“No, sir,” replied the lady, turning down the instrument he offered. “A steel dagger won't cut any true-love knot of mine.”
“It has cut many, however,” said Anthony Foster, half aside, and looking at Varney. By this time the knot was disentangled without any other help than the neat and nimble fingers of Janet, a simply-attired pretty maiden, the daughter of Anthony Foster, who came running at the repeated call of her mistress. A necklace of orient pearl, the companion of a perfumed billet, was now hastily produced from the packet. The lady gave the one, after a slight glance, to the charge of her attendant, while she read, or rather devoured, the contents of the other.
“It has cut many, though,” said Anthony Foster, half to himself, glancing at Varney. By this point, the knot was untangled with nothing but the quick and skillful fingers of Janet, a simply dressed pretty girl, the daughter of Anthony Foster, who had come running at her mistress's repeated call. A necklace of oriental pearls, along with a scented note, was quickly taken out of the package. The lady handed the former, after a brief look, to her attendant while she read, or rather absorbed, the contents of the latter.
“Surely, lady,” said Janet, gazing with admiration at the neck-string of pearls, “the daughters of Tyre wore no fairer neck-jewels than these. And then the posy, 'For a neck that is fairer'—each pearl is worth a freehold.”
“Of course, my lady,” said Janet, admiring the pearl necklace, “the daughters of Tyre wore no prettier jewels than these. And then the saying, 'For a neck that is fairer'—each pearl is worth a property.”
“Each word in this dear paper is worth the whole string, my girl. But come to my tiring-room, girl; we must be brave, my lord comes hither to-night.—He bids me grace you, Master Varney, and to me his wish is a law. I bid you to a collation in my bower this afternoon; and you, too, Master Foster. Give orders that all is fitting, and that suitable preparations be made for my lord's reception to-night.” With these words she left the apartment.
“Every word in this precious letter is worth so much, my girl. But come to my dressing room, girl; we need to be strong, my lord is coming here tonight.—He asked me to greet you, Master Varney, and to me, his wishes are a command. I'm inviting you to a light meal in my room this afternoon; and you too, Master Foster. Please make sure everything is in order and that proper preparations are made for my lord's arrival tonight.” With these words, she left the room.
“She takes state on her already,” said Varney, “and distributes the favour of her presence, as if she were already the partner of his dignity. Well, it is wise to practise beforehand the part which fortune prepares us to play—the young eagle must gaze at the sun ere he soars on strong wing to meet it.”
“She already acts like she's in charge,” Varney said, “and shares the privilege of her presence as if she’s already his equal. Well, it’s smart to rehearse the role that fate has in store for us—the young eagle has to look at the sun before he can fly strong enough to meet it.”
“If holding her head aloft,” said Foster, “will keep her eyes from dazzling, I warrant you the dame will not stoop her crest. She will presently soar beyond reach of my whistle, Master Varney. I promise you, she holds me already in slight regard.”
“If keeping her head high,” said Foster, “will stop her eyes from getting dazzled, I bet you she won’t lower her pride. She’ll soon soar out of my reach, Master Varney. I promise you, she already thinks very little of me.”
“It is thine own fault, thou sullen, uninventive companion,” answered Varney, “who knowest no mode of control save downright brute force. Canst thou not make home pleasant to her, with music and toys? Canst thou not make the out-of-doors frightful to her, with tales of goblins? Thou livest here by the churchyard, and hast not even wit enough to raise a ghost, to scare thy females into good discipline.”
“It’s your own fault, you moody, unimaginative friend,” Varney replied, “who knows no way to manage things other than sheer brute force. Can’t you make home enjoyable for her with music and toys? Can’t you make the outdoors scary for her with stories about goblins? You live right by the graveyard, and you don’t even have the cleverness to raise a ghost to scare the women into behaving.”
“Speak not thus, Master Varney,” said Foster; “the living I fear not, but I trifle not nor toy with my dead neighbours of the churchyard. I promise you, it requires a good heart to live so near it. Worthy Master Holdforth, the afternoon's lecturer of Saint Antonlin's, had a sore fright there the last time he came to visit me.”
“Don’t talk like that, Master Varney,” said Foster; “I’m not afraid of the living, but I don’t jest or play around with the dead neighbors in the graveyard. I promise you, it takes a strong heart to live this close to it. Worthy Master Holdforth, the afternoon lecturer from Saint Antonlin's, got quite a scare there the last time he visited me.”
“Hold thy superstitious tongue,” answered Varney; “and while thou talkest of visiting, answer me, thou paltering knave, how came Tressilian to be at the postern door?”
“Shut your superstitious mouth,” Varney replied; “and while you’re talking about visits, tell me, you scheming fool, how did Tressilian end up at the back door?”
“Tressilian!” answered Foster, “what know I of Tressilian? I never heard his name.”
“Tressilian!” Foster replied, “What do I know about Tressilian? I’ve never heard of him.”
“Why, villain, it was the very Cornish chough to whom old Sir Hugh Robsart destined his pretty Amy; and hither the hot-brained fool has come to look after his fair runaway. There must be some order taken with him, for he thinks he hath wrong, and is not the mean hind that will sit down with it. Luckily he knows nought of my lord, but thinks he has only me to deal with. But how, in the fiend's name, came he hither?”
“Why, you villain, it was the very Cornish chough that old Sir Hugh Robsart planned for his lovely Amy; and here comes the hotheaded fool looking for his beautiful runaway. We need to deal with him because he thinks he's been wronged and isn't the kind of guy to just accept it. Fortunately, he doesn't know anything about my lord and thinks he only has to deal with me. But how on earth did he get here?”
“Why, with Mike Lambourne, an you must know,” answered Foster.
“Why, with Mike Lambourne, you must know,” replied Foster.
“And who is Mike Lambourne?” demanded Varney. “By Heaven! thou wert best set up a bush over thy door, and invite every stroller who passes by to see what thou shouldst keep secret even from the sun and air.”
“And who is Mike Lambourne?” Varney demanded. “Honestly! You might as well put up a sign outside your door, inviting every passerby to see what you should keep hidden even from the sun and air.”
“Ay! ay! this is a courtlike requital of my service to you, Master Richard Varney,” replied Foster. “Didst thou not charge me to seek out for thee a fellow who had a good sword and an unscrupulous conscience? and was I not busying myself to find a fit man—for, thank Heaven, my acquaintance lies not amongst such companions—when, as Heaven would have it, this tall fellow, who is in all his qualities the very flashing knave thou didst wish, came hither to fix acquaintance upon me in the plenitude of his impudence; and I admitted his claim, thinking to do you a pleasure. And now see what thanks I get for disgracing myself by converse with him!”
“Wow! This is a real rewarding return for my help to you, Master Richard Varney,” replied Foster. “Didn’t you ask me to find someone who has a good sword and no morals? And wasn’t I trying to locate a suitable person—thank goodness my friends aren’t like that—when, as fate would have it, this tall guy, who perfectly fits the description of the flashy rogue you wanted, came to me with all his boldness; and I accepted his introduction, thinking it would please you. And now look at the thanks I get for embarrassing myself by talking to him!”
“And did he,” said Varney, “being such a fellow as thyself, only lacking, I suppose, thy present humour of hypocrisy, which lies as thin over thy hard, ruffianly heart as gold lacquer upon rusty iron—did he, I say, bring the saintly, sighing Tressilian in his train?”
“And did he,” Varney said, “as someone like you, only missing, I guess, your current vibe of hypocrisy, which rests as superficially over your tough, aggressive heart as gold paint on rusty iron—did he, I ask, bring the saintly, sighing Tressilian along with him?”
“They came together, by Heaven!” said Foster; “and Tressilian—to speak Heaven's truth—obtained a moment's interview with our pretty moppet, while I was talking apart with Lambourne.”
“They came together, I swear!” said Foster; “and Tressilian—to be honest—got a moment alone with our cute little girl while I was chatting privately with Lambourne.”
“Improvident villain! we are both undone,” said Varney. “She has of late been casting many a backward look to her father's halls, whenever her lordly lover leaves her alone. Should this preaching fool whistle her back to her old perch, we were but lost men.”
“Careless villain! We’re both in trouble,” said Varney. “She’s recently been glancing back at her father’s home whenever her aristocratic lover leaves her alone. If this foolish preacher manages to lure her back to her old life, we’re done for.”
“No fear of that, my master,” replied Anthony Foster; “she is in no mood to stoop to his lure, for she yelled out on seeing him as if an adder had stung her.”
“No need to worry about that, my master,” replied Anthony Foster; “she is definitely not in the mood to fall for his tricks, because she screamed when she saw him as if an adder had bitten her.”
“That is good. Canst thou not get from thy daughter an inkling of what passed between them, good Foster?”
"That’s good. Can you get any idea from your daughter about what happened between them, good Foster?"
“I tell you plain, Master Varney,” said Foster, “my daughter shall not enter our purposes or walk in our paths. They may suit me well enough, who know how to repent of my misdoings; but I will not have my child's soul committed to peril either for your pleasure or my lord's. I may walk among snares and pitfalls myself, because I have discretion, but I will not trust the poor lamb among them.”
“I’ll be honest with you, Master Varney,” said Foster, “my daughter will not be involved in our plans or go down our paths. They might work for me, since I know how to regret my mistakes; but I won’t put my child's soul at risk for your amusement or my lord's. I might be able to navigate traps and dangers myself, because I have sense, but I won’t put the poor lamb in the middle of them.”
“Why, thou suspicious fool, I were as averse as thou art that thy baby-faced girl should enter into my plans, or walk to hell at her father's elbow. But indirectly thou mightst gain some intelligence of her?”
“Why, you suspicious fool, I would be just as opposed as you are to your baby-faced girl being part of my plans or walking straight to hell at her father's side. But indirectly, you might be able to find out something about her?”
“And so I did, Master Varney,” answered Foster; “and she said her lady called out upon the sickness of her father.”
“And so I did, Master Varney,” Foster replied; “and she said her lady was worried about her father's illness.”
“Good!” replied Varney; “that is a hint worth catching, and I will work upon it. But the country must be rid of this Tressilian. I would have cumbered no man about the matter, for I hate him like strong poison—his presence is hemlock to me—and this day I had been rid of him, but that my foot slipped, when, to speak truth, had not thy comrade yonder come to my aid, and held his hand, I should have known by this time whether you and I have been treading the path to heaven or hell.”
“Good!” Varney replied. “That’s a tip worth taking, and I’ll act on it. But this country needs to be free of Tressilian. I wouldn’t have involved anyone in this, because I hate him like poison—his presence is toxic to me—and I would have been rid of him today, if not for my foot slipping, because honestly, if your friend hadn’t come to my aid and held my hand, I would have known by now whether you and I were heading towards heaven or hell.”
“And you can speak thus of such a risk!” said Foster. “You keep a stout heart, Master Varney. For me, if I did not hope to live many years, and to have time for the great work of repentance, I would not go forward with you.”
“And you can talk about this kind of risk!” said Foster. “You’re quite brave, Master Varney. As for me, if I didn’t expect to live for many more years and have time for the important work of repentance, I wouldn’t go forward with you.”
“Oh! thou shalt live as long as Methuselah,” said Varney, “and amass as much wealth as Solomon; and thou shalt repent so devoutly, that thy repentance shall be more famous than thy villainy—and that is a bold word. But for all this, Tressilian must be looked after. Thy ruffian yonder is gone to dog him. It concerns our fortunes, Anthony.”
“Oh! You’ll live as long as Methuselah,” said Varney, “and gather as much wealth as Solomon; and you’ll repent so sincerely that your repentance will be more famous than your misdeeds—and that’s saying a lot. But despite all this, Tressilian needs to be taken care of. That thug over there is after him. It affects our fortunes, Anthony.”
“Ay, ay,” said Foster sullenly, “this it is to be leagued with one who knows not even so much of Scripture, as that the labourer is worthy of his hire. I must, as usual, take all the trouble and risk.”
“Ay, ay,” Foster said gloomily, “this is what it’s like to be teamed up with someone who doesn’t even know that the worker deserves their pay. I have to take all the trouble and risk, as usual.”
“Risk! and what is the mighty risk, I pray you?” answered Varney. “This fellow will come prowling again about your demesne or into your house, and if you take him for a house-breaker or a park-breaker, is it not most natural you should welcome him with cold steel or hot lead? Even a mastiff will pull down those who come near his kennel; and who shall blame him?”
“Risk! And what exactly is this huge risk, may I ask?” replied Varney. “This guy will come sneaking around your land or into your house again, and if you see him as a burglar or trespasser, wouldn't it be totally natural to greet him with a knife or a gun? Even a guard dog will attack anyone who gets too close to its territory; and who would blame it?”
“Ay, I have a mastiff's work and a mastiff's wage among you,” said Foster. “Here have you, Master Varney, secured a good freehold estate out of this old superstitious foundation; and I have but a poor lease of this mansion under you, voidable at your honour's pleasure.”
“Ay, I have a mastiff's work and a mastiff's pay among you,” said Foster. “Here you are, Master Varney, with a solid property from this old superstitious foundation; and I only have a lousy lease of this house under you, which can be canceled whenever it suits your honor.”
“Ay, and thou wouldst fain convert thy leasehold into a copyhold—the thing may chance to happen, Anthony Foster, if thou dost good service for it. But softly, good Anthony—it is not the lending a room or two of this old house for keeping my lord's pretty paroquet—nay, it is not the shutting thy doors and windows to keep her from flying off that may deserve it. Remember, the manor and tithes are rated at the clear annual value of seventy-nine pounds five shillings and fivepence halfpenny, besides the value of the wood. Come, come, thou must be conscionable; great and secret service may deserve both this and a better thing. And now let thy knave come and pluck off my boots. Get us some dinner, and a cup of thy best wine. I must visit this mavis, brave in apparel, unruffled in aspect, and gay in temper.”
“Sure, and you would like to turn your lease into a copyhold—this could happen, Anthony Foster, if you do a good job for it. But hold on, good Anthony—it’s not just about letting out a room or two in this old house for keeping my lord's lovely parakeet—no, it’s not just about keeping your doors and windows shut to stop her from flying away that deserves it. Remember, the manor and tithes are valued at an annual amount of seventy-nine pounds five shillings and fivepence halfpenny, plus the value of the wood. Come on, you must be fair; great and discreet service might deserve this and even more. And now let your servant come and take off my boots. Get us some dinner and a cup of your best wine. I must go see this songbird, dressed well, looking composed, and in good spirits.”
They parted and at the hour of noon, which was then that of dinner, they again met at their meal, Varney gaily dressed like a courtier of the time, and even Anthony Foster improved in appearance, as far as dress could amend an exterior so unfavourable.
They separated and at noon, which was mealtime, they met again for dinner. Varney was dressed up like a courted figure of the time, and even Anthony Foster looked better, as much as his clothing could improve such an unfavorable appearance.
This alteration did not escape Varney. Then the meal was finished, the cloth removed, and they were left to their private discourse—“Thou art gay as a goldfinch, Anthony,” said Varney, looking at his host; “methinks, thou wilt whistle a jig anon. But I crave your pardon, that would secure your ejection from the congregation of the zealous botchers, the pure-hearted weavers, and the sanctified bakers of Abingdon, who let their ovens cool while their brains get heated.”
This change didn’t go unnoticed by Varney. After the meal was done, the tablecloth was taken away, and they were left to talk privately. “You’re as cheerful as a goldfinch, Anthony,” Varney said, looking at his host. “I suspect you’ll be whistling a tune soon. But I must apologize, that would get you kicked out of the group of enthusiastic tradespeople, the good-hearted weavers, and the devout bakers of Abingdon, who let their ovens cool while their minds get heated.”
“To answer you in the spirit, Master Varney,” said Foster, “were—excuse the parable—to fling sacred and precious things before swine. So I will speak to thee in the language of the world, which he who is king of the world, hath taught thee, to understand, and to profit by in no common measure.”
“To respond to you in a spiritual way, Master Varney,” said Foster, “would—if we’re using a metaphor—be like throwing sacred and valuable things in front of pigs. So, I’ll speak to you in the language of the world, which the one who rules the world has taught you to understand and to gain from significantly.”
“Say what thou wilt, honest Tony,” replied Varney; “for be it according to thine absurd faith, or according to thy most villainous practice, it cannot choose but be rare matter to qualify this cup of Alicant. Thy conversation is relishing and poignant, and beats caviare, dried neat's-tongue, and all other provocatives that give savour to good liquor.”
“Say what you want, honest Tony,” replied Varney; “whether it’s based on your ridiculous beliefs or your despicable actions, it’s sure to be an interesting way to describe this cup of Alicant. Your conversation is delightful and sharp, and it surpasses caviar, dried beef tongue, and all other things that enhance the enjoyment of good drinks.”
“Well, then, tell me,” said Anthony Foster, “is not our good lord and master's turn better served, and his antechamber more suitably filled, with decent, God-fearing men, who will work his will and their own profit quietly, and without worldly scandal, than that he should be manned, and attended, and followed by such open debauchers and ruffianly swordsmen as Tidesly, Killigrew, this fellow Lambourne, whom you have put me to seek out for you, and other such, who bear the gallows in their face and murder in their right hand—who are a terror to peaceable men, and a scandal to my lord's service?”
“Well, then, tell me,” said Anthony Foster, “isn’t our good lord and master better served, and his waiting area more appropriately filled, with decent, God-fearing people who will quietly carry out his wishes and their own interests, without causing public scandal, than to have him surrounded by open debauchers and rough swordsmen like Tidesly, Killigrew, and this guy Lambourne, whom you’ve asked me to find for you, and others like them, who wear the gallows on their faces and carry murder in their right hands—who are a threat to peaceful folks and an embarrassment to my lord's service?”
“Oh, content you, good Master Anthony Foster,” answered Varney; “he that flies at all manner of game must keep all kinds of hawks, both short and long-winged. The course my lord holds is no easy one, and he must stand provided at all points with trusty retainers to meet each sort of service. He must have his gay courtier, like myself, to ruffle it in the presence-chamber, and to lay hand on hilt when any speaks in disparagement of my lord's honour—”
“Oh, be satisfied, good Master Anthony Foster,” Varney replied; “someone who aims for every kind of game needs to have all sorts of hawks, both short and long-winged. The path my lord is following isn’t an easy one, and he needs to be prepared at every turn with reliable supporters to handle every type of task. He must have his flashy courtier, like me, to put on a show in the presence chamber, and to draw my sword whenever someone speaks ill of my lord’s honor—”
“Ay,” said Foster, “and to whisper a word for him into a fair lady's ear, when he may not approach her himself.”
“Ay,” said Foster, “and to whisper a word for him into a beautiful lady's ear, when he can't approach her himself.”
“Then,” said Varney, going on without appearing to notice the interruption, “he must have his lawyers—deep, subtle pioneers—to draw his contracts, his pre-contracts, and his post-contracts, and to find the way to make the most of grants of church-lands, and commons, and licenses for monopoly. And he must have physicians who can spice a cup or a caudle. And he must have his cabalists, like Dec and Allan, for conjuring up the devil. And he must have ruffling swordsmen, who would fight the devil when he is raised and at the wildest. And above all, without prejudice to others, he must have such godly, innocent, puritanic souls as thou, honest Anthony, who defy Satan, and do his work at the same time.”
“Then,” Varney continued without acknowledging the interruption, “he needs his lawyers—clever, cunning experts—to draft his contracts, pre-contracts, and post-contracts, and to figure out how to maximize grants of church lands, common lands, and licenses for monopolies. He also needs physicians who can flavor a drink or a soothing potion. He must have his mystics, like Dec and Allan, for summoning the devil. And he should have skilled swordsmen who would fight the devil when he appears and is at his most chaotic. And above all, without taking away from others, he needs godly, innocent, puritanical souls like you, honest Anthony, who stand up to Satan while doing his work at the same time.”
“You would not say, Master Varney,” said Foster, “that our good lord and master, whom I hold to be fulfilled in all nobleness, would use such base and sinful means to rise, as thy speech points at?”
“You wouldn’t say, Master Varney,” Foster said, “that our good lord and master, who I believe is full of nobility, would resort to such low and sinful tactics to rise, as you suggest?”
“Tush, man,” said Varney, “never look at me with so sad a brow. You trap me not—nor am I in your power, as your weak brain may imagine, because I name to you freely the engines, the springs, the screws, the tackle, and braces, by which great men rise in stirring times. Sayest thou our good lord is fulfilled of all nobleness? Amen, and so be it—he has the more need to have those about him who are unscrupulous in his service, and who, because they know that his fall will overwhelm and crush them, must wager both blood and brain, soul and body, in order to keep him aloft; and this I tell thee, because I care not who knows it.”
“Come on, man,” Varney said, “don’t look at me with that sad face. You can’t fool me—I'm not under your control, as your limited thinking might suggest, just because I openly mention the tools, the mechanisms, the gears, and the supports that help powerful people rise in tumultuous times. Do you think our good lord is truly noble? Amen, and so be it—he needs people around him who are willing to do whatever it takes for him, because they know that if he falls, they will be crushed too. They must risk everything—blood, mind, soul, and body—to keep him standing; and I’m telling you this because I don’t care who hears it.”
“You speak truth, Master Varney,” said Anthony Foster. “He that is head of a party is but a boat on a wave, that raises not itself, but is moved upward by the billow which it floats upon.”
“You're right, Master Varney,” said Anthony Foster. “The leader of a group is like a boat on a wave; it doesn't elevate itself but is lifted by the swell it rides.”
“Thou art metaphorical, honest Anthony,” replied Varney; “that velvet doublet hath made an oracle of thee. We will have thee to Oxford to take the degrees in the arts. And, in the meantime, hast thou arranged all the matters which were sent from London, and put the western chambers into such fashion as may answer my lord's humour?”
“You're quite the philosopher, honest Anthony,” replied Varney. “That velvet doublet has turned you into an oracle. We'll take you to Oxford to earn your degrees in the arts. In the meantime, have you sorted out everything that was sent from London and arranged the western chambers to suit my lord's taste?”
“They may serve a king on his bridal-day,” said Anthony; “and I promise you that Dame Amy sits in them yonder as proud and gay as if she were the Queen of Sheba.”
“They might serve a king on his wedding day,” Anthony said; “and I promise you that Dame Amy is sitting over there as proud and cheerful as if she were the Queen of Sheba.”
“'Tis the better, good Anthony,” answered Varney; “we must found our future fortunes on her good liking.”
“It's for the best, good Anthony,” Varney replied; “we need to base our future success on her approval.”
“We build on sand then,” said Anthony Foster; “for supposing that she sails away to court in all her lord's dignity and authority, how is she to look back upon me, who am her jailor as it were, to detain her here against her will, keeping her a caterpillar on an old wall, when she would fain be a painted butterfly in a court garden?”
“We're building on sand then,” Anthony Foster said. “If she sails off to court, filled with her lord's dignity and power, how can she look back at me, her jailor, keeping her here against her will, like a caterpillar on an old wall, when all she wants is to be a colorful butterfly in a court garden?”
“Fear not her displeasure, man,” said Varney. “I will show her all thou hast done in this matter was good service, both to my lord and her; and when she chips the egg-shell and walks alone, she shall own we have hatched her greatness.”
“Don’t worry about her being upset, man,” Varney said. “I will show her that everything you’ve done in this situation was for the good of both my lord and her; and when she breaks free from her constraints and stands on her own, she will acknowledge that we’ve helped her achieve her greatness.”
“Look to yourself, Master Varney,” said Foster, “you may misreckon foully in this matter. She gave you but a frosty reception this morning, and, I think, looks on you, as well as me, with an evil eye.”
“Watch yourself, Master Varney,” said Foster, “you might be seriously mistaken about this. She treated you pretty coldly this morning, and I believe she sees both you and me as a threat.”
“You mistake her, Foster—you mistake her utterly. To me she is bound by all the ties which can secure her to one who has been the means of gratifying both her love and ambition. Who was it that took the obscure Amy Robsart, the daughter of an impoverished and dotard knight—the destined bride of a moonstruck, moping enthusiast, like Edmund Tressilian, from her lowly fates, and held out to her in prospect the brightest fortune in England, or perchance in Europe? Why, man, it was I—as I have often told thee—that found opportunity for their secret meetings. It was I who watched the wood while he beat for the deer. It was I who, to this day, am blamed by her family as the companion of her flight; and were I in their neighbourhood, would be fain to wear a shirt of better stuff than Holland linen, lest my ribs should be acquainted with Spanish steel. Who carried their letters?—I. Who amused the old knight and Tressilian?—I. Who planned her escape?—it was I. It was I, in short, Dick Varney, who pulled this pretty little daisy from its lowly nook, and placed it in the proudest bonnet in Britain.”
“You’re completely wrong about her, Foster. To me, she’s tied to someone who has helped fulfill both her love and ambition. Who was it that took the humble Amy Robsart, the daughter of a poor and senile knight—the intended bride of a lovesick, brooding dreamer like Edmund Tressilian—from her lowly situation and offered her the brightest future in England, or maybe even Europe? It was me—just as I’ve told you before—who arranged their secret meetings. It was me who kept watch in the woods while he hunted for deer. It was me who is still blamed by her family as the one who aided her escape; if I were near them, I’d prefer to wear a shirt made of something better than rough linen, so my ribs wouldn’t feel the sting of a sword. Who delivered their letters?—I did. Who entertained the old knight and Tressilian?—It was me. Who planned her getaway?—That was me too. In short, it was I, Dick Varney, who took this lovely little flower from its humble spot and placed it in the fanciest hat in Britain.”
“Ay, Master Varney,” said Foster; “but it may be she thinks that had the matter remained with you, the flower had been stuck so slightly into the cap, that the first breath of a changeable breeze of passion had blown the poor daisy to the common.”
“Ay, Master Varney,” said Foster; “but she might think that if it had been up to you, the flower would have been placed so loosely in the cap that the first gust of a shifting breeze of emotion would have blown the poor daisy away.”
“She should consider,” said Varney, smiling, “the true faith I owed my lord and master prevented me at first from counselling marriage; and yet I did counsel marriage when I saw she would not be satisfied without the—the sacrament, or the ceremony—which callest thou it, Anthony?”
“She should think about,” Varney said with a smile, “the loyalty I had to my lord that initially stopped me from suggesting marriage; yet I did suggest marriage when I realized she wouldn’t be happy without the—the sacrament, or the ceremony—which do you call it, Anthony?”
“Still she has you at feud on another score,” said Foster; “and I tell it you that you may look to yourself in time. She would not hide her splendour in this dark lantern of an old monastic house, but would fain shine a countess amongst countesses.”
“Still, she’s got a grudge against you for another reason,” said Foster; “and I’m telling you this so you can watch your back. She wouldn’t cover up her brilliance in this gloomy old monastery, but would rather shine like a countess among countesses.”
“Very natural, very right,” answered Varney; “but what have I to do with that?—she may shine through horn or through crystal at my lord's pleasure, I have nought to say against it.”
“Very natural, very true,” replied Varney; “but what does that have to do with me?—she can shine through horn or crystal at my lord's whim, I have nothing to say about it.”
“She deems that you have an oar upon that side of the boat, Master Varney,” replied Foster, “and that you can pull it or no, at your good pleasure. In a word, she ascribes the secrecy and obscurity in which she is kept to your secret counsel to my lord, and to my strict agency; and so she loves us both as a sentenced man loves his judge and his jailor.”
"She believes that you have an oar on that side of the boat, Master Varney," Foster replied, "and that you can use it or not, as you wish. In short, she blames the secrecy and isolation she’s kept in on your secret advice to my lord and my strict control; so she feels for us both like a convicted man feels for his judge and his jailer."
“She must love us better ere she leave this place, Anthony,” answered Varney. “If I have counselled for weighty reasons that she remain here for a season, I can also advise her being brought forth in the full blow of her dignity. But I were mad to do so, holding so near a place to my lord's person, were she mine enemy. Bear this truth in upon her as occasion offers, Anthony, and let me alone for extolling you in her ear, and exalting you in her opinion—KA ME, KA THEE—it is a proverb all over the world. The lady must know her friends, and be made to judge of the power they have of being her enemies; meanwhile, watch her strictly, but with all the outward observance that thy rough nature will permit. 'Tis an excellent thing that sullen look and bull-dog humour of thine; thou shouldst thank God for it, and so should my lord, for when there is aught harsh or hard-natured to be done, thou dost it as if it flowed from thine own natural doggedness, and not from orders, and so my lord escapes the scandal.—But, hark—some one knocks at the gate. Look out at the window—let no one enter—this were an ill night to be interrupted.”
“She must love us more before she leaves this place, Anthony,” Varney replied. “If I've advised her to stay here for good reasons, I can also suggest she be presented with all her dignity. But it would be crazy for me to do that, being so close to my lord's side, especially if she were my enemy. Make sure to remind her of this whenever appropriate, Anthony, and leave it to me to praise you to her and raise your status in her eyes—KA ME, KA THEE—it’s a saying known everywhere. The lady needs to recognize her friends and understand the power they could have as enemies; in the meantime, keep a close watch on her, but show her as much respect as your tough nature allows. That brooding look and bulldog attitude of yours are quite useful; you should be grateful for it, and so should my lord, because when something harsh or difficult needs to be done, you handle it as if it’s your own stubborn nature and not just following orders, which keeps my lord free from scandal.—But listen—someone is knocking at the gate. Check out the window—don’t let anyone in—this is not a good night to be interrupted.”
“It is he whom we spoke of before dinner,” said Foster, as he looked through the casement; “it is Michael Lambourne.”
“It’s him we talked about before dinner,” said Foster, as he looked through the window; “it’s Michael Lambourne.”
“Oh, admit him, by all means,” said the courtier; “he comes to give some account of his guest; it imports us much to know the movements of Edmund Tressilian.—Admit him, I say, but bring him not hither; I will come to you presently in the Abbot's library.”
“Oh, let him in, absolutely,” said the courtier; “he’s here to report on his guest; it’s very important for us to know what Edmund Tressilian is up to. — Let him in, I tell you, but don’t bring him here; I’ll join you shortly in the Abbot's library.”
Foster left the room, and the courtier, who remained behind, paced the parlour more than once in deep thought, his arms folded on his bosom, until at length he gave vent to his meditations in broken words, which we have somewhat enlarged and connected, that his soliloquy may be intelligible to the reader.
Foster left the room, and the courtier, who stayed behind, walked back and forth in the parlor more than once, deep in thought with his arms crossed over his chest, until finally he expressed his thoughts in fragmented words, which we have slightly expanded and connected so that his monologue is clear to the reader.
“'Tis true,” he said, suddenly stopping, and resting his right hand on the table at which they had been sitting, “this base churl hath fathomed the very depth of my fear, and I have been unable to disguise it from him. She loves me not—I would it were as true that I loved not her! Idiot that I was, to move her in my own behalf, when wisdom bade me be a true broker to my lord! And this fatal error has placed me more at her discretion than a wise man would willingly be at that of the best piece of painted Eve's flesh of them all. Since the hour that my policy made so perilous a slip, I cannot look at her without fear, and hate, and fondness, so strangely mingled, that I know not whether, were it at my choice, I would rather possess or ruin her. But she must not leave this retreat until I am assured on what terms we are to stand. My lord's interest—and so far it is mine own, for if he sinks I fall in his train—demands concealment of this obscure marriage; and besides, I will not lend her my arm to climb to her chair of state, that she may set her foot on my neck when she is fairly seated. I must work an interest in her, either through love or through fear; and who knows but I may yet reap the sweetest and best revenge for her former scorn?—that were indeed a masterpiece of courtlike art! Let me but once be her counsel-keeper—let her confide to me a secret, did it but concern the robbery of a linnet's nest, and, fair Countess, thou art mine own!” He again paced the room in silence, stopped, filled and drank a cup of wine, as if to compose the agitation of his mind, and muttering, “Now for a close heart and an open and unruffled brow,” he left the apartment.
“It's true,” he said, suddenly stopping and resting his right hand on the table where they had been sitting. “This lowlife has figured out the depths of my fear, and I can't hide it from him. She doesn’t love me—I wish it were as true that I didn’t love her! What an idiot I was to act on my own instead of doing what's best for my lord! This critical mistake has left me more at her mercy than any wise man would want to be at the mercy of the most beautiful woman. Since the moment my plan made such a dangerous slip, I can't look at her without feeling fear, hate, and a strange fondness all mixed up, making me unsure if I would rather possess or ruin her if I had the choice. But she can't leave this place until I know exactly where we stand. My lord's interests—and they’re my own because if he falls, I fall with him—require secrecy about this shady marriage; besides, I refuse to help her climb to her throne just so she can step on my neck once she's there. I need to create an interest in her, whether through love or fear; and who knows, maybe I can get the sweetest and best revenge for her past rejection—that would be a true masterpiece of courtly cunning! If I could just be her trusted advisor—if she confided in me about a secret, even if it were just about the theft of a linnet's nest, then, fair Countess, you would be mine!” He paced the room in silence, stopped, filled a cup with wine, and drank it, as if to calm the turmoil in his mind. Muttering, “Now for a closed heart and a calm and unfazed face,” he left the room.
CHAPTER VI.
The dews of summer night did fall,
The moon, sweet regent of the sky,
Silver'd the walls of Cumnor Hall,
And many an oak that grew thereby.—MICKLE.
[This verse is the commencement of the ballad already quoted, as
what suggested the novel.]
The summer night dew fell,
The moon, the sweet ruler of the sky,
Covered the walls of Cumnor Hall in silver,
And many an oak that grew nearby.—MICKLE.
[This verse is the start of the ballad already quoted, which inspired the novel.]
Four apartments; which, occupied the western side of the old quadrangle at Cumnor Place, had been fitted up with extraordinary splendour. This had been the work of several days prior to that on which our story opened. Workmen sent from London, and not permitted to leave the premises until the work was finished, had converted the apartments in that side of the building from the dilapidated appearance of a dissolved monastic house into the semblance of a royal palace. A mystery was observed in all these arrangements: the workmen came thither and returned by night, and all measures were taken to prevent the prying curiosity of the villagers from observing or speculating upon the changes which were taking place in the mansion of their once indigent but now wealthy neighbour, Anthony Foster. Accordingly, the secrecy desired was so far preserved, that nothing got abroad but vague and uncertain reports, which were received and repeated, but without much credit being attached to them.
Four apartments on the western side of the old quadrangle at Cumnor Place had been furnished with extraordinary elegance. This work had taken several days leading up to the start of our story. Workmen from London were brought in, and they weren't allowed to leave until the job was done. They transformed the rundown appearance of a former monastery into something resembling a royal palace. There was a mystery surrounding all these changes: the workmen came and went at night, and every effort was made to keep the villagers from prying into or speculating about the renovations happening in the home of their once-poor, now-rich neighbor, Anthony Foster. Because of this, the desired secrecy was mostly maintained, and only vague and uncertain rumors circulated, which were discussed but not given much credibility.
On the evening of which we treat, the new and highly-decorated suite of rooms were, for the first time, illuminated, and that with a brilliancy which might have been visible half-a-dozen miles off, had not oaken shutters, carefully secured with bolt and padlock, and mantled with long curtains of silk and of velvet, deeply fringed with gold, prevented the slightest gleam of radiance from being seen without.
On the evening we're discussing, the brand-new, beautifully decorated suite of rooms was lit up for the first time with a brightness that could have been seen from six miles away if it weren't for the oak shutters, securely locked with bolts and padlocks, and covered with long silk and velvet curtains, richly fringed with gold, which kept even the slightest bit of light from escaping outside.
The principal apartments, as we have seen, were four in number, each opening into the other. Access was given to them by a large scale staircase, as they were then called, of unusual length and height, which had its landing-place at the door of an antechamber, shaped somewhat like a gallery. This apartment the abbot had used as an occasional council-room, but it was now beautifully wainscoted with dark, foreign wood of a brown colour, and bearing a high polish, said to have been brought from the Western Indies, and to have been wrought in London with infinite difficulty and much damage to the tools of the workmen. The dark colour of this finishing was relieved by the number of lights in silver sconces which hung against the walls, and by six large and richly-framed pictures, by the first masters of the age. A massy oaken table, placed at the lower end of the apartment, served to accommodate such as chose to play at the then fashionable game of shovel-board; and there was at the other end an elevated gallery for the musicians or minstrels, who might be summoned to increase the festivity of the evening.
The main rooms, as we’ve seen, were four in total, each connecting to the others. They were accessible via a large staircase, which was unusually long and high, leading to a landing outside an antechamber that resembled a gallery. The abbot had occasionally used this room as a council chamber, but it was now beautifully paneled with dark, exotic wood that had a glossy brown finish, rumored to have come from the Western Indies and crafted in London with great difficulty and considerable wear on the workers’ tools. The dark wood was complemented by numerous silver sconces with lights on the walls, and six large, richly-framed paintings by the leading artists of the time. A heavy oak table at the lower end of the room was available for anyone wanting to play the trendy game of shovel-board, and at the other end, an elevated platform was set up for musicians or minstrels who could be called upon to enhance the evening’s festivities.
From this antechamber opened a banqueting-room of moderate size, but brilliant enough to dazzle the eyes of the spectator with the richness of its furniture. The walls, lately so bare and ghastly, were now clothed with hangings of sky-blue velvet and silver; the chairs were of ebony, richly carved, with cushions corresponding to the hangings; and the place of the silver sconces which enlightened the ante-chamber was supplied by a huge chandelier of the same precious metal. The floor was covered with a Spanish foot-cloth, or carpet, on which flowers and fruits were represented in such glowing and natural colours, that you hesitated to place the foot on such exquisite workmanship. The table, of old English oak, stood ready covered with the finest linen; and a large portable court-cupboard was placed with the leaves of its embossed folding-doors displayed, showing the shelves within, decorated with a full display of plate and porcelain. In the midst of the table stood a salt-cellar of Italian workmanship—a beautiful and splendid piece of plate about two feet high, moulded into a representation of the giant Briareus, whose hundred hands of silver presented to the guests various sorts of spices, or condiments, to season their food withal.
From this antechamber, a moderately sized banqueting room opened up, dazzling enough to captivate anyone with its luxurious furnishings. The walls, which had recently been bare and ghostly, were now draped in sky-blue velvet and silver hangings. The chairs were made of richly carved ebony, adorned with cushions that matched the drapes, and a large chandelier, made of the same precious metal as the silver sconces that lit the antechamber, took its place. The floor was covered with a Spanish rug, which showcased flowers and fruits in such vibrant and lifelike colors that you almost hesitated to step on such exquisite craftsmanship. The old English oak table was set with the finest linen, and a large portable court cupboard stood nearby, its embossed folding doors opened to reveal shelves lined with an impressive display of silverware and porcelain. At the center of the table was a salt cellar of Italian design—a stunning piece approximately two feet tall, shaped like the giant Briareus, whose hundred silver hands offered guests various spices and condiments to season their food.
The third apartment was called the withdrawing-room. It was hung with the finest tapestry, representing the fall of Phaeton; for the looms of Flanders were now much occupied on classical subjects. The principal seat of this apartment was a chair of state, raised a step or two from the floor, and large enough to contain two persons. It was surmounted by a canopy, which, as well as the cushions, side-curtains, and the very footcloth, was composed of crimson velvet, embroidered with seed-pearl. On the top of the canopy were two coronets, resembling those of an earl and countess. Stools covered with velvet, and some cushions disposed in the Moorish fashion, and ornamented with Arabesque needle-work, supplied the place of chairs in this apartment, which contained musical instruments, embroidery frames, and other articles for ladies' pastime. Besides lesser lights, the withdrawing-room was illuminated by four tall torches of virgin wax, each of which was placed in the grasp of a statue, representing an armed Moor, who held in his left arm a round buckler of silver, highly polished, interposed betwixt his breast and the light, which was thus brilliantly reflected as from a crystal mirror.
The third apartment was called the withdrawing room. It was decorated with the finest tapestry, depicting the fall of Phaeton, as the Flanders looms were now focused on classical themes. The main seat in this room was a grand chair, elevated a step or two from the floor and big enough for two people. It was topped with a canopy, and both the canopy and the cushions, side curtains, and even the footcloth were made of crimson velvet, embroidered with seed pearls. At the top of the canopy were two coronets, resembling those of an earl and a countess. Velvet-covered stools and some cushions arranged in a Moorish style, decorated with Arabesque needlework, replaced chairs in this room, which also held musical instruments, embroidery frames, and other items for women's leisure. In addition to smaller lights, the withdrawing room was lit by four tall torches made of virgin wax, each held by a statue of an armed Moor, who grasped a highly polished silver round shield in his left arm, shielding his chest from the light, which was brilliantly reflected like a crystal mirror.
The sleeping chamber belonging to this splendid suite of apartments was decorated in a taste less showy, but not less rich, than had been displayed in the others. Two silver lamps, fed with perfumed oil, diffused at once a delicious odour and a trembling twilight-seeming shimmer through the quiet apartment. It was carpeted so thick that the heaviest step could not have been heard, and the bed, richly heaped with down, was spread with an ample coverlet of silk and gold; from under which peeped forth cambric sheets and blankets as white as the lambs which yielded the fleece that made them. The curtains were of blue velvet, lined with crimson silk, deeply festooned with gold, and embroidered with the loves of Cupid and Psyche. On the toilet was a beautiful Venetian mirror, in a frame of silver filigree, and beside it stood a gold posset-dish to contain the night-draught. A pair of pistols and a dagger, mounted with gold, were displayed near the head of the bed, being the arms for the night, which were presented to honoured guests, rather, it may be supposed, in the way of ceremony than from any apprehension of danger. We must not omit to mention, what was more to the credit of the manners of the time, that in a small recess, illuminated by a taper, were disposed two hassocks of velvet and gold, corresponding with the bed furniture, before a desk of carved ebony. This recess had formerly been the private oratory of the abbot; but the crucifix was removed, and instead there were placed on the desk, two Books of Common Prayer, richly bound, and embossed with silver. With this enviable sleeping apartment, which was so far removed from every sound save that of the wind sighing among the oaks of the park, that Morpheus might have coveted it for his own proper repose, corresponded two wardrobes, or dressing-rooms as they are now termed, suitably furnished, and in a style of the same magnificence which we have already described. It ought to be added, that a part of the building in the adjoining wing was occupied by the kitchen and its offices, and served to accommodate the personal attendants of the great and wealthy nobleman, for whose use these magnificent preparations had been made.
The bedroom in this stunning suite was decorated in a tasteful way that was showy but still rich, just like the other rooms. Two silver lamps, filled with scented oil, filled the quiet space with a lovely fragrance and a soft, glowing light. The carpet was so thick that even the loudest footsteps wouldn't be heard, and the bed, piled high with down, was covered with a luxurious silk and gold bedspread; cambric sheets and blankets as white as lambs peeked out from underneath. The curtains were made of blue velvet, lined with crimson silk, elegantly gathered with gold, and embroidered with Cupid and Psyche. On the dresser sat a beautiful Venetian mirror in a silver filigree frame, alongside a gold posset-dish for the night’s drink. A pair of golden-mounted pistols and a dagger were displayed near the head of the bed, intended for the night and likely offered to honored guests more as a formality than out of fear. We should also mention that in a small nook lit by a candle, there were two velvet and gold hassocks, matching the bed’s decor, placed in front of an intricately carved ebony desk. This nook had once been the abbot’s private chapel, but the crucifix had been removed, and instead, the desk held two richly bound Books of Common Prayer, embossed in silver. This enviable bedroom, isolated from all sounds except the wind rustling through the oak trees in the park, was a place Morpheus might have desired for his own rest, paired with two dressing rooms, furnished with equal magnificence. Additionally, part of the adjoining wing was used for the kitchen and its facilities, providing for the personal attendants of the great and wealthy nobleman for whom these lavish arrangements were made.
The divinity for whose sake this temple had been decorated was well worthy the cost and pains which had been bestowed. She was seated in the withdrawing-room which we have described, surveying with the pleased eye of natural and innocent vanity the splendour which had been so suddenly created, as it were, in her honour. For, as her own residence at Cumnor Place formed the cause of the mystery observed in all the preparations for opening these apartments, it was sedulously arranged that, until she took possession of them, she should have no means of knowing what was going forward in that part of the ancient building, or of exposing herself to be seen by the workmen engaged in the decorations. She had been, therefore, introduced on that evening to a part of the mansion which she had never yet seen, so different from all the rest that it appeared, in comparison, like an enchanted palace. And when she first examined and occupied these splendid rooms, it was with the wild and unrestrained joy of a rustic beauty who finds herself suddenly invested with a splendour which her most extravagant wishes had never imagined, and at the same time with the keen feeling of an affectionate heart, which knows that all the enchantment that surrounds her is the work of the great magician Love.
The goddess for whom this temple had been decorated was truly worth the cost and effort that had been put in. She was sitting in the lounge we mentioned, admiring with the delighted gaze of innocent vanity the splendor that had seemingly been created just for her. Since her own home at Cumnor Place was the reason for the mystery surrounding the preparations for these rooms' unveiling, it was carefully planned that until she moved in, she wouldn’t know what was happening in that part of the old building or risk being seen by the workers involved in the decorations. So, she was introduced that evening to a part of the mansion she had never seen before, so different from the rest that it seemed like an enchanted palace in comparison. And when she first explored and settled into these magnificent rooms, it was with the unrestrained joy of a simple beauty who suddenly finds herself surrounded by luxury beyond her wildest dreams, while also feeling deeply the affection of a loving heart that recognizes all the magic around her is the creation of the great sorcerer, Love.
The Countess Amy, therefore—for to that rank she was exalted by her private but solemn union with England's proudest Earl—had for a time flitted hastily from room to room, admiring each new proof of her lover and her bridegroom's taste, and feeling that admiration enhanced as she recollected that all she gazed upon was one continued proof of his ardent and devoted affection. “How beautiful are these hangings! How natural these paintings, which seem to contend with life! How richly wrought is that plate, which looks as if all the galleons of Spain had been intercepted on the broad seas to furnish it forth! And oh, Janet!” she exclaimed repeatedly to the daughter of Anthony Foster, the close attendant, who, with equal curiosity, but somewhat less ecstatic joy, followed on her mistress's footsteps—“oh, Janet! how much more delightful to think that all these fair things have been assembled by his love, for the love of me! and that this evening—this very evening, which grows darker every instant, I shall thank him more for the love that has created such an unimaginable paradise, than for all the wonders it contains.”
The Countess Amy, then—since she had been elevated to that rank through her private but serious union with England's proudest Earl—had been quickly moving from room to room, admiring every new display of her lover and husband’s taste, her admiration growing as she remembered that everything she looked at was a testament to his passionate and devoted love. “How beautiful are these curtains! How lifelike these paintings that seem to compete with reality! How richly crafted is that plate, which looks like it was made from all the galleons of Spain captured at sea! And oh, Janet!” she exclaimed repeatedly to the daughter of Anthony Foster, her close attendant, who, with similar curiosity but a bit less ecstatic joy, trailed behind her mistress—“oh, Janet! how much more wonderful it is to think that all these beautiful things have been gathered by his love, for my sake! And that this evening—this very evening, which grows darker by the moment, I will thank him even more for the love that has created such an unimaginable paradise, than for all the wonders it holds.”
“The Lord is to be thanked first,” said the pretty Puritan, “who gave thee, lady, the kind and courteous husband whose love has done so much for thee. I, too, have done my poor share. But if you thus run wildly from room to room, the toil of my crisping and my curling pins will vanish like the frost-work on the window when the sun is high.”
“The Lord should be thanked first,” said the pretty Puritan, “who gave you, lady, the kind and courteous husband whose love has done so much for you. I’ve also done my small part. But if you keep rushing from room to room like this, all the effort I put into curling your hair will disappear like the frost on the window when the sun is out.”
“Thou sayest true, Janet,” said the young and beautiful Countess, stopping suddenly from her tripping race of enraptured delight, and looking at herself from head to foot in a large mirror, such as she had never before seen, and which, indeed, had few to match it even in the Queen's palace—“thou sayest true, Janet!” she answered, as she saw, with pardonable self-applause, the noble mirror reflect such charms as were seldom presented to its fair and polished surface; “I have more of the milk-maid than the countess, with these cheeks flushed with haste, and all these brown curls, which you laboured to bring to order, straying as wild as the tendrils of an unpruned vine. My falling ruff is chafed too, and shows the neck and bosom more than is modest and seemly. Come, Janet; we will practise state—we will go to the withdrawing-room, my good girl, and thou shalt put these rebel locks in order, and imprison within lace and cambric the bosom that beats too high.”
“You're right, Janet,” said the young and beautiful Countess, suddenly stopping her joyful race and looking at herself from head to toe in a large mirror, one she had never seen before and which had few equals even in the Queen's palace. “You're right, Janet!” she replied, admiring her own reflection in the mirror that showcased charms seldom seen on such a fair and polished surface. “I have more of a milkmaid than a countess, with these cheeks flushed from running, and all these brown curls that you worked so hard to tidy up, straying like the wild tendrils of an unpruned vine. My falling ruff is frayed too, revealing more of my neck and chest than is proper. Come, Janet; let’s practice some poise—we’ll go to the withdrawing room, my dear, and you can tame these rebellious locks and confine my chest that beats too fast within lace and cambric.”
They went to the withdrawing apartment accordingly, where the Countess playfully stretched herself upon the pile of Moorish cushions, half sitting, half reclining, half wrapt in her own thoughts, half listening to the prattle of her attendant.
They went to the drawing room as expected, where the Countess playfully sprawled on the stack of Moorish cushions, half sitting, half reclining, lost in her own thoughts while also half listening to her attendant's chatter.
While she was in this attitude, and with a corresponding expression betwixt listlessness and expectation on her fine and intelligent features, you might have searched sea and land without finding anything half so expressive or half so lovely. The wreath of brilliants which mixed with her dark-brown hair did not match in lustre the hazel eye which a light-brown eyebrow, pencilled with exquisite delicacy, and long eyelashes of the same colour, relieved and shaded. The exercise she had just taken, her excited expectation and gratified vanity, spread a glow over her fine features, which had been sometimes censured (as beauty as well as art has her minute critics) for being rather too pale. The milk-white pearls of the necklace which she wore, the same which she had just received as a true-love token from her husband, were excelled in purity by her teeth, and by the colour of her skin, saving where the blush of pleasure and self-satisfaction had somewhat stained the neck with a shade of light crimson.—“Now, have done with these busy fingers, Janet,” she said to her handmaiden, who was still officiously employed in bringing her hair and her dress into order—“have done, I say. I must see your father ere my lord arrives, and also Master Richard Varney, whom my lord has highly in his esteem—but I could tell that of him would lose him favour.”
While she was in this position, with an expression that was a mix of boredom and anticipation on her beautiful and intelligent face, you could search the world and not find anything as captivating or lovely. The sparkling crown in her dark-brown hair didn't shine as brightly as her hazel eyes, which were accentuated by a light-brown eyebrow delicately shaped and long eyelashes of the same shade, providing relief and definition. The physical activity she had just done, combined with her heightened anticipation and satisfied pride, gave her features a glow that had sometimes been criticized (just as beauty and art attract their own critics) for being a bit too pale. The pearl necklace she wore, a love token from her husband, was outshone in purity only by her teeth and the color of her skin, except where the blush of pleasure and self-satisfaction tinged her neck with a light crimson hue. “Alright, stop fussing with me, Janet,” she said to her maid, who was still busy fixing her hair and dress. “I said stop. I need to see your father before my lord arrives, and also Master Richard Varney, whom my lord holds in high regard—but I could tell that sharing anything about him would cost him that favor.”
“Oh, do not do so, good my lady!” replied Janet; “leave him to God, who punishes the wicked in His own time; but do not you cross Varney's path, for so thoroughly hath he my lord's ear, that few have thriven who have thwarted his courses.”
“Oh, please don’t do that, my lady!” replied Janet. “Leave him to God, who punishes the wicked in His own time; but don’t get in Varney's way, because he has my lord's ear so completely that very few have succeeded after opposing him.”
“And from whom had you this, my most righteous Janet?” said the Countess; “or why should I keep terms with so mean a gentleman as Varney, being as I am, wife to his master and patron?”
“And from whom did you get this, my most righteous Janet?” said the Countess; “or why should I associate with such a lowly gentleman as Varney, considering that I am the wife of his master and patron?”
“Nay, madam,” replied Janet Foster, “your ladyship knows better than I; but I have heard my father say he would rather cross a hungry wolf than thwart Richard Varney in his projects. And he has often charged me to have a care of holding commerce with him.”
“Nah, ma’am,” replied Janet Foster, “you know better than I do; but I’ve heard my dad say he’d rather face a hungry wolf than get in Richard Varney’s way with his plans. And he’s often warned me to be careful about dealing with him.”
“Thy father said well, girl, for thee,” replied the lady, “and I dare swear meant well. It is a pity, though, his face and manner do little match his true purpose—for I think his purpose may be true.”
"Your father spoke well, girl," replied the lady, "and I truly believe he meant well. It's a shame, though, that his expression and behavior don't really align with his true intentions—because I think his intentions might be genuine."
“Doubt it not, my lady,” answered Janet—“doubt not that my father purposes well, though he is a plain man, and his blunt looks may belie his heart.”
“Don’t doubt it, my lady,” replied Janet. “Don’t doubt that my father has good intentions, even though he’s a straightforward man and his rough appearance might misrepresent his feelings.”
“I will not doubt it, girl, were it only for thy sake; and yet he has one of those faces which men tremble when they look on. I think even thy mother, Janet—nay, have done with that poking-iron—could hardly look upon him without quaking.”
“I won't doubt it, girl, just for your sake; and still, he has one of those faces that makes men shiver when they see it. I think even your mother, Janet—come on, put that poking iron away—could hardly look at him without trembling.”
“If it were so, madam,” answered Janet Foster, “my mother had those who could keep her in honourable countenance. Why, even you, my lady, both trembled and blushed when Varney brought the letter from my lord.”
“If that were the case, ma'am,” replied Janet Foster, “my mother had people who could maintain her dignity. In fact, even you, my lady, both shook and turned red when Varney delivered the letter from my lord.”
“You are bold, damsel,” said the Countess, rising from the cushions on which she sat half reclined in the arms of her attendant. “Know that there are causes of trembling which have nothing to do with fear.—But, Janet,” she added, immediately relapsing into the good-natured and familiar tone which was natural to her, “believe me, I will do what credit I can to your father, and the rather that you, sweetheart, are his child. Alas! alas!” she added, a sudden sadness passing over her fine features, and her eyes filling with tears, “I ought the rather to hold sympathy with thy kind heart, that my own poor father is uncertain of my fate, and they say lies sick and sorrowful for my worthless sake! But I will soon cheer him—the news of my happiness and advancement will make him young again. And that I may cheer him the sooner”—she wiped her eyes as she spoke—“I must be cheerful myself. My lord must not find me insensible to his kindness, or sorrowful, when he snatches a visit to his recluse, after so long an absence. Be merry, Janet; the night wears on, and my lord must soon arrive. Call thy father hither, and call Varney also. I cherish resentment against neither; and though I may have some room to be displeased with both, it shall be their own fault if ever a complaint against them reaches the Earl through my means. Call them hither, Janet.”
“You're really bold, my dear,” said the Countess, rising from the cushions where she was half-reclined in the arms of her attendant. “Just know that there are reasons to tremble that have nothing to do with fear. —But, Janet,” she added, immediately shifting back to her friendly and familiar tone, “believe me, I will do my best to support your father, especially since you're his child, sweetheart. Oh dear!” she added, a sudden sadness crossing her beautiful features, as her eyes filled with tears, “I should be more sympathetic toward your kind heart, given that my own poor father is worried about my fate, and they say he is sick and sorrowful for my sake! But I will cheer him up soon—the news of my happiness and progress will revive him. And to cheer him up sooner”—she wiped her eyes as she spoke—“I need to be cheerful myself. My lord must not find me ungrateful for his kindness or sad when he visits his recluse after being away for so long. Be cheerful, Janet; the night is passing, and my lord will arrive soon. Bring your father here, and call Varney too. I hold no grudges against either of them; and though I might have some reason to be upset with both, it will be their own fault if any complaint against them reaches the Earl through me. Bring them here, Janet.”
Janet Foster obeyed her mistress; and in a few minutes after, Varney entered the withdrawing-room with the graceful ease and unclouded front of an accomplished courtier, skilled, under the veil of external politeness, to disguise his own feelings and to penetrate those of others. Anthony Foster plodded into the apartment after him, his natural gloomy vulgarity of aspect seeming to become yet more remarkable, from his clumsy attempt to conceal the mixture of anxiety and dislike with which he looked on her, over whom he had hitherto exercised so severe a control, now so splendidly attired, and decked with so many pledges of the interest which she possessed in her husband's affections. The blundering reverence which he made, rather AT than TO the Countess, had confession in it. It was like the reverence which the criminal makes to the judge, when he at once owns his guilt and implores mercy—which is at the same time an impudent and embarrassed attempt at defence or extenuation, a confession of a fault, and an entreaty for lenity.
Janet Foster did what her mistress asked, and a few minutes later, Varney walked into the sitting room with the smooth grace and confident demeanor of a skilled courtier, able to mask his true feelings behind a polite exterior while reading those of others. Anthony Foster shuffled into the room after him, his naturally gloomy and rough appearance becoming even more pronounced as he awkwardly tried to hide the mix of anxiety and dislike he felt towards her, now so beautifully dressed and adorned with symbols of the affection she had earned from her husband. The clumsy bow he made, aimed more AT than TO the Countess, revealed his inner turmoil. It was like the respect a guilty person shows to a judge, simultaneously admitting guilt and pleading for mercy—an act both brazen and awkward, a confession of wrongdoing, and an appeal for leniency.
Varney, who, in right of his gentle blood, had pressed into the room before Anthony Foster, knew better what to say than he, and said it with more assurance and a better grace.
Varney, who had entered the room ahead of Anthony Foster because of his noble background, knew better what to say than Anthony and expressed it with more confidence and poise.
The Countess greeted him indeed with an appearance of cordiality, which seemed a complete amnesty for whatever she might have to complain of. She rose from her seat, and advanced two steps towards him, holding forth her hand as she said, “Master Richard Varney, you brought me this morning such welcome tidings, that I fear surprise and joy made me neglect my lord and husband's charge to receive you with distinction. We offer you our hand, sir, in reconciliation.”
The Countess welcomed him with a friendly demeanor that seemed to wipe the slate clean for any grievances she might have had. She stood up and took a couple of steps toward him, extending her hand as she said, “Master Richard Varney, you brought me such good news this morning that I’m afraid my surprise and happiness made me forget my husband’s request to welcome you properly. We offer you our hand, sir, in reconciliation.”
“I am unworthy to touch it,” said Varney, dropping on one knee, “save as a subject honours that of a prince.”
“I’m not worthy to touch it,” Varney said, dropping to one knee, “except as a subject honors a prince.”
He touched with his lips those fair and slender fingers, so richly loaded with rings and jewels; then rising, with graceful gallantry, was about to hand her to the chair of state, when she said, “No, good Master Richard Varney, I take not my place there until my lord himself conducts me. I am for the present but a disguised Countess, and will not take dignity on me until authorized by him whom I derive it from.”
He gently kissed her fair and slender fingers, adorned with rings and jewels. Then, rising with charming grace, he was about to help her to the chair of state when she said, “No, dear Master Richard Varney, I won’t take my place there until my lord himself escorts me. Right now, I’m just a disguised Countess and won’t claim any dignity until it’s granted by the one I inherit it from.”
“I trust, my lady,” said Foster, “that in doing the commands of my lord your husband, in your restraint and so forth, I have not incurred your displeasure, seeing that I did but my duty towards your lord and mine; for Heaven, as holy writ saith, hath given the husband supremacy and dominion over the wife—I think it runs so, or something like it.”
“I hope, my lady,” said Foster, “that by following my lord your husband’s orders, including your restraint and all that, I haven't upset you, since I was just doing my duty to both your lord and mine; for Heaven, as the good book says, has given the husband authority and control over the wife—I believe that’s how it goes, or something like that.”
“I receive at this moment so pleasant a surprise, Master Foster,” answered the Countess, “that I cannot but excuse the rigid fidelity which secluded me from these apartments, until they had assumed an appearance so new and so splendid.”
“I’m receiving such a wonderful surprise right now, Master Foster,” replied the Countess, “that I can’t help but forgive the strict rules that kept me away from these rooms until they looked so fresh and magnificent.”
“Ay lady,” said Foster, “it hath cost many a fair crown; and that more need not be wasted than is absolutely necessary, I leave you till my lord's arrival with good Master Richard Varney, who, as I think, hath somewhat to say to you from your most noble lord and husband.—Janet, follow me, to see that all be in order.”
“Ah, my lady,” said Foster, “it has cost a lot of money; and we shouldn’t waste more than absolutely necessary. I’ll leave you until my lord arrives with good Master Richard Varney, who I believe has something to tell you from your noble lord and husband. —Janet, come with me to make sure everything is in order.”
“No, Master Foster,” said the Countess, “we will your daughter remains here in our apartment—out of ear-shot, however, in case Varney hath ought to say to me from my lord.”
“No, Master Foster,” said the Countess, “we will keep your daughter here in our apartment—out of earshot, though, in case Varney has anything to say to me from my lord.”
Foster made his clumsy reverence, and departed, with an aspect which seemed to grudge the profuse expense which had been wasted upon changing his house from a bare and ruinous grange to an Asiastic palace. When he was gone, his daughter took her embroidery frame, and went to establish herself at the bottom of the apartment; while Richard Varney, with a profoundly humble courtesy, took the lowest stool he could find, and placing it by the side of the pile of cushions on which the Countess had now again seated herself, sat with his eyes for a time fixed on the ground, and in pro-found silence.
Foster awkwardly bowed and left, clearly unhappy about the lavish money spent turning his old, dilapidated house into an Asian-inspired palace. Once he was gone, his daughter picked up her embroidery frame and moved to the corner of the room. Meanwhile, Richard Varney, with deep humility, chose the lowest stool available and set it beside the cushions where the Countess had once again seated herself. He sat quietly, staring at the ground for a while.
“I thought, Master Varney,” said the Countess, when she saw he was not likely to open the conversation, “that you had something to communicate from my lord and husband; so at least I understood Master Foster, and therefore I removed my waiting-maid. If I am mistaken, I will recall her to my side; for her needle is not so absolutely perfect in tent and cross-stitch, but that my superintendence is advisable.”
“I thought, Master Varney,” said the Countess, noticing he wasn’t going to start the conversation, “that you had something to share from my lord and husband; that’s what I gathered from Master Foster, so I sent my maid away. If I’m wrong, I’ll call her back; her sewing skills aren’t perfect enough that I don’t need to keep an eye on her.”
“Lady,” said Varney, “Foster was partly mistaken in my purpose. It was not FROM but OF your noble husband, and my approved and most noble patron, that I am led, and indeed bound, to speak.”
“Lady,” Varney said, “Foster was somewhat wrong about my intentions. It was not FROM but OF your noble husband, and my respected and esteemed patron, that I feel compelled, and indeed obligated, to speak.”
“The theme is most welcome, sir,” said the Countess, “whether it be of or from my noble husband. But be brief, for I expect his hasty approach.”
“The theme is very welcome, sir,” said the Countess, “whether it's about or from my noble husband. But please be quick, as I anticipate his swift arrival.”
“Briefly then, madam,” replied Varney, “and boldly, for my argument requires both haste and courage—you have this day seen Tressilian?”
“Quickly then, ma'am,” Varney replied, “and confidently, because my point needs both speed and bravery—you’ve seen Tressilian today?”
“I have, sir and what of that?” answered the lady somewhat sharply.
“I have, sir, and so what?” replied the lady a bit sharply.
“Nothing that concerns me, lady,” Varney replied with humility. “But, think you, honoured madam, that your lord will hear it with equal equanimity?”
“It's nothing that concerns me, ma'am,” Varney replied humbly. “But, do you think, respected lady, that your lord will take it with the same calmness?”
“And wherefore should he not? To me alone was Tressilian's visit embarrassing and painful, for he brought news of my good father's illness.”
“And why shouldn't he? Tressilian's visit was only awkward and upsetting for me because he brought news about my father's illness.”
“Of your father's illness, madam!” answered Varney. “It must have been sudden then—very sudden; for the messenger whom I dispatched, at my lord's instance, found the good knight on the hunting field, cheering his beagles with his wonted jovial field-cry. I trust Tressilian has but forged this news. He hath his reasons, madam, as you well know, for disquieting your present happiness.”
“About your father's illness, ma'am!” Varney replied. “It must have been sudden—very sudden; because the messenger I sent, at my lord's request, found the good knight out hunting, encouraging his hounds with his usual cheerful call. I hope Tressilian is just making this up. He has his reasons, ma'am, as you know well, for upsetting your current happiness.”
“You do him injustice, Master Varney,” replied the Countess, with animation—“you do him much injustice. He is the freest, the most open, the most gentle heart that breathes. My honourable lord ever excepted, I know not one to whom falsehood is more odious than to Tressilian.”
“You’re not being fair to him, Master Varney,” the Countess answered passionately. “You’re really not. He is the most free, open, and gentle person I've ever known. With my honorable lord as an exception, I can’t think of anyone who finds falsehood more repulsive than Tressilian.”
“I crave your pardon, madam,” said Varney, “I meant the gentleman no injustice—I knew not how nearly his cause affected you. A man may, in some circumstances, disguise the truth for fair and honest purpose; for were it to be always spoken, and upon all occasions, this were no world to live in.”
“I’m sorry, ma'am,” said Varney, “I didn’t mean any harm to the gentleman—I wasn’t aware of how closely his situation related to you. A person can, in certain situations, hide the truth for a good and honest reason; if we always had to say what’s true, we wouldn’t be able to live in this world.”
“You have a courtly conscience, Master Varney,” said the Countess, “and your veracity will not, I think, interrupt your preferment in the world, such as it is. But touching Tressilian—I must do him justice, for I have done him wrong, as none knows better than thou. Tressilian's conscience is of other mould—the world thou speakest of has not that which could bribe him from the way of truth and honour; and for living in it with a soiled fame, the ermine would as soon seek to lodge in the den of the foul polecat. For this my father loved him; for this I would have loved him—if I could. And yet in this case he had what seemed to him, unknowing alike of my marriage and to whom I was united, such powerful reasons to withdraw me from this place, that I well trust he exaggerated much of my father's indisposition, and that thy better news may be the truer.”
“You have an honorable conscience, Master Varney,” said the Countess, “and I believe your honesty won’t hinder your success in the world, whatever that may be. But about Tressilian—I need to give him credit, for I’ve wronged him, as you know better than anyone. Tressilian's principles are entirely different—this world you mention doesn’t have anything that could sway him from truth and honor; he’d rather not live with a tarnished reputation, just like a noble animal wouldn’t seek shelter with a filthy creature. This is why my father admired him; this is why I would have loved him—if I could. Yet in this situation, he had what seemed to him, unaware of my marriage and who I was married to, such compelling reasons to pull me away from this place, that I trust he exaggerated my father's illness, and that your better news might actually be the truth.”
“Believe me they are, madam,” answered Varney. “I pretend not to be a champion of that same naked virtue called truth, to the very outrance. I can consent that her charms be hidden with a veil, were it but for decency's sake. But you must think lower of my head and heart than is due to one whom my noble lord deigns to call his friend, if you suppose I could wilfully and unnecessarily palm upon your ladyship a falsehood, so soon to be detected, in a matter which concerns your happiness.”
“Believe me, they really are, madam,” Varney replied. “I’m not trying to be a complete advocate for that bare virtue called truth at all costs. I can agree that her charms should be covered with a veil, if only for the sake of decency. But you must think less of my character and integrity than is fair for someone my noble lord considers a friend if you believe I could intentionally and unnecessarily deceive you with a lie that would be exposed so quickly, especially in a matter that affects your happiness.”
“Master Varney,” said the Countess, “I know that my lord esteems you, and holds you a faithful and a good pilot in those seas in which he has spread so high and so venturous a sail. Do not suppose, therefore, I meant hardly by you, when I spoke the truth in Tressilian's vindication. I am as you well know, country-bred, and like plain rustic truth better than courtly compliment; but I must change my fashions with my sphere, I presume.”
“Master Varney,” said the Countess, “I know that my lord respects you and sees you as a loyal and skilled navigator in the seas where he has set such a bold and daring course. So don’t think that I meant any disrespect when I expressed the truth in defense of Tressilian. As you know, I grew up in the countryside, and I prefer straightforward honesty over flattery; but I suppose I must adapt to my new environment.”
“True, madam,” said Varney, smiling; “and though you speak now in jest, it will not be amiss that in earnest your present speech had some connection with your real purpose. A court-dame—take the most noble, the most virtuous, the most unimpeachable that stands around our Queen's throne—would, for example, have shunned to speak the truth, or what she thought such, in praise of a discarded suitor, before the dependant and confidant of her noble husband.”
“True, ma'am,” Varney said with a smile, “and even though you’re joking now, it wouldn’t hurt if your words had some truth related to your actual intentions. A lady at court—take the noblest, the most virtuous, the most trustworthy among those around our Queen’s throne—would, for instance, have avoided speaking truthfully, or what she perceived as truth, in praise of a rejected suitor, especially in front of the dependent and confidant of her esteemed husband.”
“And wherefore,” said the Countess, colouring impatiently, “should I not do justice to Tressilian's worth, before my husband's friend—before my husband himself—before the whole world?”
“And why,” said the Countess, blushing with annoyance, “shouldn't I acknowledge Tressilian's worth in front of my husband's friend—in front of my husband himself—before the entire world?”
“And with the same openness,” said Varney, “your ladyship will this night tell my noble lord your husband that Tressilian has discovered your place of residence, so anxiously concealed from the world, and that he has had an interview with you?”
“And with the same openness,” said Varney, “your lady will tonight tell my noble lord your husband that Tressilian has found out where you live, a place you've tried so hard to keep hidden from everyone, and that he has met with you?”
“Unquestionably,” said the Countess. “It will be the first thing I tell him, together with every word that Tressilian said and that I answered. I shall speak my own shame in this, for Tressilian's reproaches, less just than he esteemed them, were not altogether unmerited. I will speak, therefore, with pain, but I will speak, and speak all.”
“Definitely,” said the Countess. “It will be the first thing I tell him, along with everything Tressilian said and how I responded. I will admit my own shame in this, because Tressilian's criticisms, though not as justified as he thought, were not completely without merit. So, I will speak, even though it will be painful, but I will speak, and I will say everything.”
“Your ladyship will do your pleasure,” answered Varney; “but methinks it were as well, since nothing calls for so frank a disclosure, to spare yourself this pain, and my noble lord the disquiet, and Master Tressilian, since belike he must be thought of in the matter, the danger which is like to ensue.”
“Your ladyship can do as you wish,” answered Varney; “but I think it would be better, since there’s no need for such a candid revelation, to save yourself this pain, and my noble lord the worry, and Master Tressilian, since he will likely need to be considered in this matter, the risk that is likely to follow.”
“I can see nought of all these terrible consequences,” said the lady composedly, “unless by imputing to my noble lord unworthy thoughts, which I am sure never harboured in his generous heart.”
“I can see none of these terrible consequences,” said the lady calmly, “unless I attribute unworthy thoughts to my noble lord, which I am certain never resided in his generous heart.”
“Far be it from me to do so,” said Varney. And then, after a moment's silence, he added, with a real or affected plainness of manner, very different from his usual smooth courtesy, “Come, madam, I will show you that a courtier dare speak truth as well as another, when it concerns the weal of those whom he honours and regards, ay, and although it may infer his own danger.” He waited as if to receive commands, or at least permission, to go on; but as the lady remained silent, he proceeded, but obviously with caution. “Look around you,” he said, “noble lady, and observe the barriers with which this place is surrounded, the studious mystery with which the brightest jewel that England possesses is secluded from the admiring gaze. See with what rigour your walks are circumscribed, and your movement restrained at the beck of yonder churlish Foster. Consider all this, and judge for yourself what can be the cause.
“It's not my place to do that,” Varney said. After a brief pause, he continued, with a straightforwardness that felt different from his usual polite demeanor, “Come, my lady, I’ll show you that a courtier can speak the truth just like anyone else when it concerns the well-being of those he respects and cherishes, even if it puts him at risk.” He waited as if expecting orders or at least permission to continue; but when the lady stayed silent, he moved forward, clearly more cautious. “Look around you,” he said, “noble lady, and notice the barriers that surround this place, the studied secrecy that keeps England's greatest treasure hidden from those who admire it. See how limited your walks are, and how your movements are controlled by that rude Foster over there. Think about all this, and decide for yourself what the reason might be.”
“My lord's pleasure,” answered the Countess; “and I am bound to seek no other motive.”
“My lord's pleasure,” replied the Countess; “and I am obligated to seek no other reason.”
“His pleasure it is indeed,” said Varney; “and his pleasure arises out of a love worthy of the object which inspires it. But he who possesses a treasure, and who values it, is oft anxious, in proportion to the value he puts upon it, to secure it from the depredations of others.”
“He's really pleased,” Varney said. “And his pleasure comes from a love that's worthy of the person who inspires it. But someone who has a treasure and values it often worries, depending on how much they value it, about protecting it from being taken by others.”
“What needs all this talk, Master Varney?” said the lady, in reply. “You would have me believe that my noble lord is jealous. Suppose it true, I know a cure for jealousy.”
“What’s with all this talk, Master Varney?” said the lady in response. “You want me to believe that my noble lord is jealous. If that’s true, I know a way to fix jealousy.”
“Indeed, madam?” said Varney.
"Really, ma'am?" said Varney.
“It is,” replied the lady, “to speak the truth to my lord at all times—to hold up my mind and my thoughts before him as pure as that polished mirror—so that when he looks into my heart, he shall only see his own features reflected there.”
“It is,” replied the lady, “to always speak the truth to my lord—to keep my mind and my thoughts before him as clear as that polished mirror—so that when he looks into my heart, he will only see his own features reflected there.”
“I am mute, madam,” answered Varney; “and as I have no reason to grieve for Tressilian, who would have my heart's blood were he able, I shall reconcile myself easily to what may befall the gentleman in consequence of your frank disclosure of his having presumed to intrude upon your solitude. You, who know my lord so much better than I, will judge if he be likely to bear the insult unavenged.”
“I can't speak, ma'am,” replied Varney; “and since I have no reason to mourn for Tressilian, who would gladly take my life if he could, I will easily come to terms with whatever happens to the gentleman because of your open confession that he dared to interrupt your solitude. You, who know my lord much better than I do, can decide if he is likely to let the insult go unpunished.”
“Nay, if I could think myself the cause of Tressilian's ruin,” said the Countess, “I who have already occasioned him so much distress, I might be brought to be silent. And yet what will it avail, since he was seen by Foster, and I think by some one else? No, no, Varney, urge it no more. I will tell the whole matter to my lord; and with such pleading for Tressilian's folly, as shall dispose my lord's generous heart rather to serve than to punish him.”
“Nah, if I thought I was the reason for Tressilian's downfall,” said the Countess, “I who have already caused him so much pain, I might be convinced to keep quiet. But what good would that do, since Foster saw him, and I think someone else did too? No, no, Varney, stop pushing it. I’ll explain the whole situation to my lord; and I’ll make such a plea for Tressilian's mistake that it will move my lord's generous heart to help him instead of punish him.”
“Your judgment, madam,” said Varney, “is far superior to mine, especially as you may, if you will, prove the ice before you step on it, by mentioning Tressilian's name to my lord, and observing how he endures it. For Foster and his attendant, they know not Tressilian by sight, and I can easily give them some reasonable excuse for the appearance of an unknown stranger.”
“Your judgment, ma'am,” said Varney, “is much better than mine, especially since you can test the waters before you take a step by bringing up Tressilian's name to my lord and seeing how he reacts. As for Foster and his assistant, they don’t know Tressilian by sight, and I can easily come up with a good reason for the presence of an unfamiliar stranger.”
The lady paused for an instant, and then replied, “If, Varney, it be indeed true that Foster knows not as yet that the man he saw was Tressilian, I own I were unwilling he should learn what nowise concerns him. He bears himself already with austerity enough, and I wish him not to be judge or privy-councillor in my affairs.”
The lady paused for a moment and then replied, “If, Varney, it’s really true that Foster doesn’t know yet that the man he saw was Tressilian, I honestly wouldn’t want him to find out something that doesn’t concern him. He already acts quite sternly, and I don’t want him to be a judge or advisor in my matters.”
“Tush,” said Varney, “what has the surly groom to do with your ladyship's concerns?—no more, surely, than the ban-dog which watches his courtyard. If he is in aught distasteful to your ladyship, I have interest enough to have him exchanged for a seneschal that shall be more agreeable to you.”
“Tush,” said Varney, “what does the moody groom have to do with your ladyship's concerns?—no more, surely, than the watchdog that guards his yard. If he is in any way displeasing to you, I have enough influence to get him swapped for a steward who will be more to your liking.”
“Master Varney,” said the Countess, “let us drop this theme. When I complain of the attendants whom my lord has placed around me, it must be to my lord himself.—Hark! I hear the trampling of horse. He comes! he comes!” she exclaimed, jumping up in ecstasy.
“Master Varney,” said the Countess, “let's change the subject. If I have issues with the attendants my lord has assigned to me, I should address them with my lord directly.—Listen! I hear the sound of horses. He's coming! He's coming!” she exclaimed, jumping up in excitement.
“I cannot think it is he,” said Varney; “or that you can hear the tread of his horse through the closely-mantled casements.”
“I can’t believe it’s him,” said Varney; “or that you can hear the sound of his horse through the tightly covered windows.”
“Stop me not, Varney—my ears are keener than thine. It is he!”
“Don’t stop me, Varney—my ears are sharper than yours. It’s him!”
“But, madam!—but, madam!” exclaimed Varney anxiously, and still placing himself in her way, “I trust that what I have spoken in humble duty and service will not be turned to my ruin? I hope that my faithful advice will not be bewrayed to my prejudice? I implore that—”
“But, ma’am!—but, ma’am!” Varney exclaimed anxiously, still standing in her way. “I hope that what I’ve said in humble duty and service won’t lead to my downfall? I hope that my sincere advice won’t be twisted against me? I beg you that—”
“Content thee, man—content thee!” said the Countess, “and quit my skirt—you are too bold to detain me. Content thyself, I think not of thee.”
“Calm down, man—calm down!” said the Countess, “and let go of my skirt—you’re too forward to hold me back. Settle down, I’m not thinking about you.”
At this moment the folding-doors flew wide open, and a man of majestic mien, muffled in the folds of a long dark riding-cloak, entered the apartment.
At that moment, the folding doors swung wide open, and a man with a commanding presence, wrapped in a long dark riding cloak, walked into the room.
CHAPTER VII.
“This is he
Who rides on the court-gale; controls its tides;
Knows all their secret shoals and fatal eddies;
Whose frown abases, and whose smile exalts.
He shines like any rainbow—and, perchance,
His colours are as transient.”—OLD PLAY.
“This is him
Who rides on the storm; controls its waves;
Knows all their hidden depths and dangerous currents;
Whose glare humbles, and whose smile lifts up.
He shines like any rainbow—and, perhaps,
His colors are just as fleeting.”—OLD PLAY.
There was some little displeasure and confusion on the Countess's brow, owing to her struggle with Varney's pertinacity; but it was exchanged for an expression of the purest joy and affection, as she threw herself into the arms of the noble stranger who entered, and clasping him to her bosom, exclaimed, “At length—at length thou art come!”
There was a bit of annoyance and confusion on the Countess's face, due to her struggle with Varney's insistence; but it transformed into an expression of the deepest joy and affection as she threw herself into the arms of the noble stranger who entered, wrapping her arms around him and exclaimed, “Finally—finally you’ve come!”
Varney discreetly withdrew as his lord entered, and Janet was about to do the same, when her mistress signed to her to remain. She took her place at the farther end of the apartment, and continued standing, as if ready for attendance.
Varney quietly stepped back as his lord came in, and Janet was about to do the same when her mistress motioned for her to stay. She took her position at the far end of the room and continued standing, as if prepared to assist.
Meanwhile the Earl, for he was of no inferior rank, returned his lady's caress with the most affectionate ardour, but affected to resist when she strove to take his cloak from him.
Meanwhile, the Earl, who was of no lower rank, responded to his lady's embrace with heartfelt enthusiasm, but pretended to resist when she tried to take his cloak from him.
“Nay,” she said, “but I will unmantle you. I must see if you have kept your word to me, and come as the great Earl men call thee, and not as heretofore like a private cavalier.”
“Nah,” she said, “but I will take off your disguise. I need to see if you've kept your promise to me and come as the great Earl that people call you, and not like before as just a regular knight.”
“Thou art like the rest of the world, Amy,” said the Earl, suffering her to prevail in the playful contest; “the jewels, and feathers, and silk are more to them than the man whom they adorn—many a poor blade looks gay in a velvet scabbard.”
“You're just like everyone else, Amy,” said the Earl, allowing her to win the playful contest; “the jewels, feathers, and silk mean more to them than the man they're on—many a poor guy looks sharp in a velvet scabbard.”
“But so cannot men say of thee, thou noble Earl,” said his lady, as the cloak dropped on the floor, and showed him dressed as princes when they ride abroad; “thou art the good and well-tried steel, whose inly worth deserves, yet disdains, its outward ornaments. Do not think Amy can love thee better in this glorious garb than she did when she gave her heart to him who wore the russet-brown cloak in the woods of Devon.”
“But people can't say that about you, noble Earl,” said his lady, as the cloak fell to the floor, revealing him dressed like a prince when he rides out; “you are the good and reliable steel, whose true value deserves, yet rejects, its flashy decorations. Don’t think Amy can love you more in this glorious outfit than she did when she gave her heart to the man who wore the brown cloak in the woods of Devon.”
“And thou too,” said the Earl, as gracefully and majestically he led his beautiful Countess towards the chair of state which was prepared for them both—“thou too, my love, hast donned a dress which becomes thy rank, though it cannot improve thy beauty. What think'st thou of our court taste?”
“And you too,” said the Earl, as he gracefully and proudly led his beautiful Countess toward the throne that was prepared for them both—“you too, my love, have put on a gown that suits your status, though it can't enhance your beauty. What do you think of our court style?”
The lady cast a sidelong glance upon the great mirror as they passed it by, and then said, “I know not how it is, but I think not of my own person while I look at the reflection of thine. Sit thou there,” she said, as they approached the chair of state, “like a thing for men to worship and to wonder at.”
The lady glanced at the large mirror as they walked by and then said, “I don’t know why, but I don’t think about myself when I see your reflection. Sit there,” she said as they neared the throne, “like something for people to admire and be amazed by.”
“Ay, love,” said the Earl, “if thou wilt share my state with me.”
“Ah, love,” said the Earl, “if you will share my life with me.”
“Not so,” said the Countess; “I will sit on this footstool at thy feet, that I may spell over thy splendour, and learn, for the first time, how princes are attired.”
“Not at all,” said the Countess; “I will sit on this footstool at your feet, so I can admire your elegance and discover, for the first time, how princes dress.”
And with a childish wonder, which her youth and rustic education rendered not only excusable but becoming, mixed as it was with a delicate show of the most tender conjugal affection, she examined and admired from head to foot the noble form and princely attire of him who formed the proudest ornament of the court of England's Maiden Queen, renowned as it was for splendid courtiers, as well as for wise counsellors. Regarding affectionately his lovely bride, and gratified by her unrepressed admiration, the dark eye and noble features of the Earl expressed passions more gentle than the commanding and aspiring look which usually sat upon his broad forehead, and in the piercing brilliancy of his dark eye; and he smiled at the simplicity which dictated the questions she put to him concerning the various ornaments with which he was decorated.
And with a childlike wonder, which her youth and rural upbringing made not only forgivable but endearing, she looked at and admired the noble figure and royal outfit of the man who was the proudest ornament of the court of England's Maiden Queen, known for its splendid courtiers as well as its wise advisors. As he affectionately regarded his beautiful bride, pleased by her unrestrained admiration, the dark eyes and noble features of the Earl showed emotions more gentle than the commanding and ambitious expression that usually rested on his broad forehead and in the piercing brilliance of his dark eyes; he smiled at the innocence that drove her questions about the different adornments he wore.
“The embroidered strap, as thou callest it, around my knee,” he said, “is the English Garter, an ornament which kings are proud to wear. See, here is the star which belongs to it, and here the Diamond George, the jewel of the order. You have heard how King Edward and the Countess of Salisbury—”
“The embroidered strap, as you call it, around my knee,” he said, “is the English Garter, an ornament that kings are proud to wear. Look, here is the star that goes with it, and here is the Diamond George, the jewel of the order. You’ve heard how King Edward and the Countess of Salisbury—”
“Oh, I know all that tale,” said the Countess, slightly blushing, “and how a lady's garter became the proudest badge of English chivalry.”
“Oh, I know that whole story,” said the Countess, blushing a bit, “and how a lady's garter became the most celebrated symbol of English chivalry.”
“Even so,” said the Earl; “and this most honourable Order I had the good hap to receive at the same time with three most noble associates, the Duke of Norfolk, the Marquis of Northampton, and the Earl of Rutland. I was the lowest of the four in rank—but what then? he that climbs a ladder must begin at the first round.”
“Even so,” said the Earl; “and I was fortunate to receive this most honorable Order at the same time as three very noble associates, the Duke of Norfolk, the Marquis of Northampton, and the Earl of Rutland. I was the lowest in rank of the four—but so what? Anyone who climbs a ladder has to start at the bottom.”
“But this other fair collar, so richly wrought, with some jewel like a sheep hung by the middle attached to it, what,” said the young Countess, “does that emblem signify?”
“But this other beautiful collar, so intricately made, with a jewel that looks like a sheep hanging from the middle attached to it, what,” said the young Countess, “does that symbol mean?”
“This collar,” said the Earl, “with its double fusilles interchanged with these knobs, which are supposed to present flint-stones sparkling with fire, and sustaining the jewel you inquire about, is the badge of the noble Order of the Golden Fleece, once appertaining to the House of Burgundy. It hath high privileges, my Amy, belonging to it, this most noble Order; for even the King of Spain himself, who hath now succeeded to the honours and demesnes of Burgundy, may not sit in judgment upon a knight of the Golden Fleece, unless by assistance and consent of the Great Chapter of the Order.”
“This collar,” said the Earl, “with its double fusilles alternating with these knobs, which are meant to resemble flint stones sparkling with fire, and holding the jewel you’re asking about, is the symbol of the noble Order of the Golden Fleece, which used to belong to the House of Burgundy. This most noble Order has significant privileges, my Amy; even the King of Spain himself, who has now taken on the honors and lands of Burgundy, cannot pass judgment on a knight of the Golden Fleece without the help and consent of the Great Chapter of the Order.”
“And is this an Order belonging to the cruel King of Spain?” said the Countess. “Alas! my noble lord, that you will defile your noble English breast by bearing such an emblem! Bethink you of the most unhappy Queen Mary's days, when this same Philip held sway with her in England, and of the piles which were built for our noblest, and our wisest, and our most truly sanctified prelates and divines—and will you, whom men call the standard-bearer of the true Protestant faith, be contented to wear the emblem and mark of such a Romish tyrant as he of Spain?”
“And is this an order from the cruel King of Spain?” asked the Countess. “Oh no, my noble lord, how could you tarnish your noble English spirit by wearing such a symbol! Think back to the unfortunate days of Queen Mary, when Philip ruled alongside her in England, and remember the stakes that were set up for our greatest, wisest, and most truly holy bishops and theologians—and are you, whom people call the champion of the true Protestant faith, really okay with wearing the symbol and mark of such a Roman tyrant as him from Spain?”
“Oh, content you, my love,” answered the Earl; “we who spread our sails to gales of court favour cannot always display the ensigns we love the best, or at all times refuse sailing under colours which we like not. Believe me, I am not the less good Protestant, that for policy I must accept the honour offered me by Spain, in admitting me to this his highest order of knighthood. Besides, it belongs properly to Flanders; and Egmont, Orange, and others have pride in seeing it displayed on an English bosom.”
“Oh, be content, my love,” replied the Earl; “we who set our sails to the winds of court favor can't always show the flags we cherish the most, or always refuse to sail under colors we don’t like. Trust me, I am still a good Protestant, even if I have to accept the honor offered to me by Spain in being admitted to this highest order of knighthood. Besides, it rightfully belongs to Flanders; and Egmont, Orange, and others take pride in seeing it displayed on an English chest.”
“Nay, my lord, you know your own path best,” replied the Countess. “And this other collar, to what country does this fair jewel belong?”
“Nah, my lord, you know your own path best,” replied the Countess. “And this other collar, where does this beautiful jewel come from?”
“To a very poor one, my love,” replied the Earl; “this is the Order of Saint Andrew, revived by the last James of Scotland. It was bestowed on me when it was thought the young widow of France and Scotland would gladly have wedded an English baron; but a free coronet of England is worth a crown matrimonial held at the humour of a woman, and owning only the poor rocks and bogs of the north.”
“To a very poor person, my love,” replied the Earl; “this is the Order of Saint Andrew, revived by the last James of Scotland. I was awarded this when it was believed that the young widow of France and Scotland would happily marry an English baron; but a free title from England is worth more than a marriage crown dependent on a woman's whims, especially when owning only the barren rocks and bogs of the north.”
The Countess paused, as if what the Earl last said had excited some painful but interesting train of thought; and, as she still remained silent, her husband proceeded:—
The Countess paused, as if what the Earl just said had sparked some painful yet intriguing thoughts. Since she remained silent, her husband continued:—
“And now, loveliest, your wish is gratified, and you have seen your vassal in such of his trim array as accords with riding vestments; for robes of state and coronets are only for princely halls.”
“And now, beautiful one, your wish is fulfilled, and you have seen your servant in his best attire suited for riding; for formal robes and crowns are reserved only for royal courts.”
“Well, then,” said the Countess, “my gratified wish has, as usual, given rise to a new one.”
“Well, then,” said the Countess, “my satisfied wish has, as usual, created a new one.”
“And what is it thou canst ask that I can deny?” said the fond husband.
“And what is it that you can ask that I can say no to?” said the loving husband.
“I wished to see my Earl visit this obscure and secret bower,” said the Countess, “in all his princely array; and now, methinks I long to sit in one of his princely halls, and see him enter dressed in sober russet, as when he won poor Amy Robsart's heart.”
“I wanted to see my Earl come to this hidden and private spot,” said the Countess, “in all his noble attire; and now, I feel like I want to sit in one of his grand halls and watch him enter dressed in plain brown, just like when he won poor Amy Robsart's heart.”
“That is a wish easily granted,” said the Earl—“the sober russet shall be donned to-morrow, if you will.”
“That's an easy wish to fulfill,” said the Earl. “The plain russet will be worn tomorrow, if you’d like.”
“But shall I,” said the lady, “go with you to one of your castles, to see how the richness of your dwelling will correspond with your peasant habit?”
“But should I,” said the lady, “go with you to one of your castles, to see how the luxury of your home matches your peasant attire?”
“Why, Amy,” said the Earl, looking around, “are not these apartments decorated with sufficient splendour? I gave the most unbounded order, and, methinks, it has been indifferently well obeyed; but if thou canst tell me aught which remains to be done, I will instantly give direction.”
“Why, Amy,” said the Earl, looking around, “aren't these rooms decorated with enough splendor? I gave the most generous instructions, and it seems they’ve been followed pretty well; but if you can tell me anything that still needs to be done, I'll make sure it gets taken care of right away.”
“Nay, my lord, now you mock me,” replied the Countess; “the gaiety of this rich lodging exceeds my imagination as much as it does my desert. But shall not your wife, my love—at least one day soon—be surrounded with the honour which arises neither from the toils of the mechanic who decks her apartment, nor from the silks and jewels with which your generosity adorns her, but which is attached to her place among the matronage, as the avowed wife of England's noblest Earl?”
“Nah, my lord, now you're just teasing me,” replied the Countess. “The brightness of this luxurious place is beyond anything I could have imagined, just as it is beyond what I deserve. But won’t your wife, my love—at least one day soon—be surrounded by the respect that comes not from the hard work of the person who decorates her room, nor from the silk and jewels you generously give her, but from her status among the ladies as the official wife of England's noblest Earl?”
“One day?” said her husband. “Yes, Amy, my love, one day this shall surely happen; and, believe me, thou canst not wish for that day more fondly than I. With what rapture could I retire from labours of state, and cares and toils of ambition, to spend my life in dignity and honour on my own broad domains, with thee, my lovely Amy, for my friend and companion! But, Amy, this cannot yet be; and these dear but stolen interviews are all I can give to the loveliest and the best beloved of her sex.”
“One day?” her husband asked. “Yes, Amy, my love, one day this will definitely happen; and believe me, you can't desire that day more than I do. How thrilled I would be to step back from the struggles of politics, the worries, and the ambitions, to live a life of dignity and honor on my own vast lands, with you, my beautiful Amy, as my friend and companion! But, Amy, that day isn't here yet; and these precious but secret meetings are all I can offer to the loveliest and most beloved woman of them all.”
“But WHY can it not be?” urged the Countess, in the softest tones of persuasion—“why can it not immediately take place—this more perfect, this uninterrupted union, for which you say you wish, and which the laws of God and man alike command? Ah! did you but desire it half as much as you say, mighty and favoured as you are, who or what should bar your attaining your wish?”
“But why can’t it be?” the Countess urged, using her gentlest persuasive tones. “Why can’t this more perfect, uninterrupted union happen right away, the one you claim to want and that both God's laws and man's laws call for? Ah! If you only wanted it half as much as you say, with all your power and favor, who or what could stop you from getting what you desire?”
The Earl's brow was overcast.
The Earl looked troubled.
“Amy,” he said, “you speak of what you understand not. We that toil in courts are like those who climb a mountain of loose sand—we dare make no halt until some projecting rock affords us a secure footing and resting-place. If we pause sooner, we slide down by our own weight, an object of universal derision. I stand high, but I stand not secure enough to follow my own inclination. To declare my marriage were to be the artificer of my own ruin. But, believe me, I will reach a point, and that speedily, when I can do justice to thee and to myself. Meantime, poison not the bliss of the present moment, by desiring that which cannot at present be, Let me rather know whether all here is managed to thy liking. How does Foster bear himself to you?—in all things respectful, I trust, else the fellow shall dearly rue it.”
“Amy,” he said, “you’re talking about something you don’t really understand. Those of us who work in the courts are like people trying to climb a mountain of loose sand—we can’t stop until we find a solid rock to stand on. If we pause too soon, we just slide back down and become a joke to everyone. I may be high up, but I'm not secure enough to follow my own desires. Announcing my marriage would be like causing my own downfall. But trust me, I will soon reach a point where I can be fair to you and to myself. In the meantime, don’t spoil the happiness of the moment by wishing for something that can’t happen right now. Instead, I’d like to know if everything here is to your satisfaction. How does Foster treat you? I hope he’s respectful, or he’ll regret it.”
“He reminds me sometimes of the necessity of this privacy,” answered the lady, with a sigh; “but that is reminding me of your wishes, and therefore I am rather bound to him than disposed to blame him for it.”
“He sometimes reminds me how important this privacy is,” the lady replied with a sigh. “But that makes me think of your wishes, so I feel more obligated to him than inclined to blame him for it.”
“I have told you the stern necessity which is upon us,” replied the Earl. “Foster is, I note, somewhat sullen of mood; but Varney warrants to me his fidelity and devotion to my service. If thou hast aught, however, to complain of the mode in which he discharges his duty, he shall abye it.”
“I have shared the serious need we face,” replied the Earl. “Foster seems a bit down, but Varney assures me of his loyalty and commitment to my service. If you have any concerns about how he performs his duties, he will be held accountable.”
“Oh, I have nought to complain of,” answered the lady, “so he discharges his task with fidelity to you; and his daughter Janet is the kindest and best companion of my solitude—her little air of precision sits so well upon her!”
“Oh, I have nothing to complain about,” replied the lady, “as long as he does his job well for you; and his daughter Janet is the kindest and best company for my solitude—her little touch of precision suits her perfectly!”
“Is she indeed?” said the Earl. “She who gives you pleasure must not pass unrewarded.—Come hither, damsel.”
“Is she really?” said the Earl. “The one who brings you joy shouldn’t go unrecognized. —Come here, young lady.”
“Janet,” said the lady, “come hither to my lord.”
“Janet,” said the lady, “come here to my lord.”
Janet, who, as we already noticed, had discreetly retired to some distance, that her presence might be no check upon the private conversation of her lord and lady, now came forward; and as she made her reverential curtsy, the Earl could not help smiling at the contrast which the extreme simplicity of her dress, and the prim demureness of her looks, made with a very pretty countenance and a pair of black eyes, that laughed in spite of their mistress's desire to look grave.
Janet, who, as we already noticed, had quietly stepped back a bit so she wouldn’t interrupt the private conversation of her lord and lady, now approached them; and as she gave a respectful curtsy, the Earl couldn’t help but smile at the contrast between her extremely simple dress and her prim, modest appearance, which clashed with her pretty face and a pair of black eyes that seemed to laugh despite her trying to look serious.
“I am bound to you, pretty damsel,” said the Earl, “for the contentment which your service hath given to this lady.” As he said this, he took from his finger a ring of some price, and offered it to Janet Foster, adding, “Wear this, for her sake and for mine.”
“I’m grateful to you, lovely lady,” said the Earl, “for the joy your help has brought to this woman.” As he said this, he took a valuable ring off his finger and offered it to Janet Foster, adding, “Wear this, for her sake and for mine.”
“I am well pleased, my lord,” answered Janet demurely, “that my poor service hath gratified my lady, whom no one can draw nigh to without desiring to please; but we of the precious Master Holdforth's congregation seek not, like the gay daughters of this world, to twine gold around our fingers, or wear stones upon our necks, like the vain women of Tyre and of Sidon.”
“I’m really glad, my lord,” Janet replied shyly, “that my humble service has pleased my lady, who draws everyone in with the desire to make her happy; but we in Master Holdforth's congregation don’t seek, like the fashionable daughters of this world, to wrap gold around our fingers or wear jewels around our necks, like the vain women of Tyre and Sidon.”
“Oh, what! you are a grave professor of the precise sisterhood, pretty Mistress Janet,” said the Earl, “and I think your father is of the same congregation in sincerity? I like you both the better for it; for I have been prayed for, and wished well to, in your congregations. And you may the better afford the lack of ornament, Mistress Janet, because your fingers are slender, and your neck white. But here is what neither Papist nor Puritan, latitudinarian nor precisian, ever boggles or makes mouths at. E'en take it, my girl, and employ it as you list.”
“Oh, what! You’re a serious professor of the strict sisterhood, lovely Mistress Janet,” said the Earl, “and I think your father is genuinely part of the same group? I like you both even more for it; I’ve been prayed for and wished well in your congregations. And you can afford to skip the fancy stuff, Mistress Janet, because your fingers are slim and your neck is fair. But here’s something that neither Papist nor Puritan, liberal nor strict, ever hesitates or complains about. Just take it, my girl, and use it however you want.”
So saying, he put into her hand five broad gold pieces of Philip and Mary.
So saying, he placed five large gold coins of Philip and Mary into her hand.
“I would not accept this gold either,” said Janet, “but that I hope to find a use for it which will bring a blessing on us all.”
“I wouldn’t accept this gold either,” Janet said, “except that I hope to find a way to use it that will bring a blessing for all of us.”
“Even please thyself, pretty Janet,” said the Earl, “and I shall be well satisfied. And I prithee let them hasten the evening collation.”
“Just please yourself, lovely Janet,” said the Earl, “and I will be very satisfied. And I ask you to have them speed up the evening meal.”
“I have bidden Master Varney and Master Foster to sup with us, my lord,” said the Countess, as Janet retired to obey the Earl's commands; “has it your approbation?”
“I've invited Master Varney and Master Foster to have dinner with us, my lord,” said the Countess, as Janet stepped out to follow the Earl's orders; “do you approve?”
“What you do ever must have so, my sweet Amy,” replied her husband; “and I am the better pleased thou hast done them this grace, because Richard Varney is my sworn man, and a close brother of my secret council; and for the present, I must needs repose much trust in this Anthony Foster.”
“What you do always must be so, my sweet Amy,” replied her husband; “and I’m actually glad you’ve shown them this kindness because Richard Varney is my loyal man and a close member of my secret council; and for now, I have to place a lot of trust in this Anthony Foster.”
“I had a boon to beg of thee, and a secret to tell thee, my dear lord,” said the Countess, with a faltering accent.
“I have a favor to ask of you, and a secret to share, my dear lord,” said the Countess, her voice shaking.
“Let both be for to-morrow, my love,” replied the Earl. “I see they open the folding-doors into the banqueting-parlour, and as I have ridden far and fast, a cup of wine will not be unacceptable.”
“Let’s save both for tomorrow, my love,” replied the Earl. “I see they’re opening the folding doors to the banquet hall, and since I’ve ridden far and fast, a glass of wine would be welcome.”
So saying he led his lovely wife into the next apartment, where Varney and Foster received them with the deepest reverences, which the first paid after the fashion of the court, and the second after that of the congregation. The Earl returned their salutation with the negligent courtesy of one long used to such homage; while the Countess repaid it with a punctilious solicitude, which showed it was not quite so familiar to her.
So saying, he took his beautiful wife into the next room, where Varney and Foster greeted them with deep respect—Varney in a courtly manner and Foster in a more casual way. The Earl responded to their greeting with a relaxed courtesy that came from years of being treated that way, while the Countess acknowledged it with careful attention, indicating that it was a bit newer to her.
The banquet at which the company seated themselves corresponded in magnificence with the splendour of the apartment in which it was served up, but no domestic gave his attendance. Janet alone stood ready to wait upon the company; and, indeed, the board was so well supplied with all that could be desired, that little or no assistance was necessary. The Earl and his lady occupied the upper end of the table, and Varney and Foster sat beneath the salt, as was the custom with inferiors. The latter, overawed perhaps by society to which he was altogether unused, did not utter a single syllable during the repast; while Varney, with great tact and discernment, sustained just so much of the conversation as, without the appearance of intrusion on his part, prevented it from languishing, and maintained the good-humour of the Earl at the highest pitch. This man was indeed highly qualified by nature to discharge the part in which he found himself placed, being discreet and cautious on the one hand, and, on the other, quick, keen-witted, and imaginative; so that even the Countess, prejudiced as she was against him on many accounts, felt and enjoyed his powers of conversation, and was more disposed than she had ever hitherto found herself to join in the praises which the Earl lavished on his favourite. The hour of rest at length arrived, the Earl and Countess retired to their apartment, and all was silent in the castle for the rest of the night.
The banquet where the group sat matched the grandeur of the lavish room it was held in, but no staff was present to attend to them. Only Janet was there to serve, and honestly, the table was so well stocked with everything they could want that she hardly needed to help at all. The Earl and his lady sat at the head of the table, while Varney and Foster were seated below the salt, as was the custom for those of lower status. Foster, perhaps intimidated by the unfamiliar company, didn’t say a word during the meal; meanwhile, Varney skillfully kept the conversation flowing just enough to avoid appearing intrusive, all while keeping the Earl in high spirits. Varney was naturally suited for his role—he was discreet and careful, yet also sharp, clever, and imaginative. Even the Countess, who had her biases against him, appreciated his conversational abilities and found herself more ready than ever to agree with the Earl’s compliments toward his favorite. Eventually, the time for rest came, the Earl and Countess retired to their chambers, and the castle fell silent for the rest of the night.
Early on the ensuing morning, Varney acted as the Earl's chamberlain as well as his master of horse, though the latter was his proper office in that magnificent household, where knights and gentlemen of good descent were well contented to hold such menial situations, as nobles themselves held in that of the sovereign. The duties of each of these charges were familiar to Varney, who, sprung from an ancient but somewhat decayed family, was the Earl's page during his earlier and more obscure fortunes, and, faithful to him in adversity, had afterwards contrived to render himself no less useful to him in his rapid and splendid advance to fortune; thus establishing in him an interest resting both on present and past services, which rendered him an almost indispensable sharer of his confidence.
Early the next morning, Varney served as the Earl's chamberlain and his master of horses, although the latter was his main role in that impressive household, where knights and gentlemen from good families were happy to take on such subordinate positions, just as nobles did in the king's court. Varney was well-acquainted with the responsibilities of both roles, having come from an old but somewhat fallen family. He had been the Earl's page during his earlier, less prominent days, and by remaining loyal in tough times, he had later found ways to make himself equally valuable as the Earl quickly rose to success. This created a bond based on both current and past services, making him an almost essential confidant.
“Help me to do on a plainer riding-suit, Varney,” said the Earl, as he laid aside his morning-gown, flowered with silk and lined with sables, “and put these chains and fetters there” (pointing to the collars of the various Orders which lay on the table) “into their place of security—my neck last night was well-nigh broke with the weight of them. I am half of the mind that they shall gall me no more. They are bonds which knaves have invented to fetter fools. How thinkest thou, Varney?”
“Help me to get a simpler riding outfit, Varney,” said the Earl, as he took off his morning gown, which was decorated with silk and lined with fur, “and put these chains and collars” (pointing to the various Orders laid out on the table) “somewhere safe—my neck nearly broke last night from the weight of them. I'm half tempted to never wear them again. They are shackles that tricksters created to control fools. What do you think, Varney?”
“Faith, my good lord,” said his attendant, “I think fetters of gold are like no other fetters—they are ever the weightier the welcomer.”
“Honestly, my good lord,” said his attendant, “I think golden chains are like no other chains—they always feel heavier the more welcomed they are.”
“For all that, Varney,” replied his master, “I am well-nigh resolved they shall bind me to the court no longer. What can further service and higher favour give me, beyond the high rank and large estate which I have already secured? What brought my father to the block, but that he could not bound his wishes within right and reason? I have, you know, had mine own ventures and mine own escapes. I am well-nigh resolved to tempt the sea no further, but sit me down in quiet on the shore.”
“For all that, Varney,” replied his master, “I’m almost decided that they won’t keep me tied to the court any longer. What more can service and favor give me, beyond the high status and big estate I’ve already secured? What led my father to his downfall, if not his inability to keep his desires in check? I’ve had my own adventures and narrow escapes. I’m pretty much decided to stop risking it on the sea and just settle down peacefully on the shore.”
“And gather cockle-shells, with Dan Cupid to aid you,” said Varney.
“And collect cockle-shells, with Dan Cupid to help you,” Varney said.
“How mean you by that, Varney?” said the Earl somewhat hastily.
“How do you mean that, Varney?” said the Earl somewhat hastily.
“Nay, my lord,” said Varney, “be not angry with me. If your lordship is happy in a lady so rarely lovely that, in order to enjoy her company with somewhat more freedom, you are willing to part with all you have hitherto lived for, some of your poor servants may be sufferers; but your bounty hath placed me so high, that I shall ever have enough to maintain a poor gentleman in the rank befitting the high office he has held in your lordship's family.”
“Please, my lord,” Varney said, “don’t be upset with me. If you’re so taken with a lady who is so exceptionally beautiful that you’re willing to give up everything you’ve lived for just to spend more time with her, some of your loyal servants might suffer. However, your generosity has elevated my position so much that I will always have enough to support a humble gentleman fitting for the high role I’ve held in your family.”
“Yet you seem discontented when I propose throwing up a dangerous game, which may end in the ruin of both of us.”
“Yet you look unhappy when I suggest starting a risky game that could lead to our downfall.”
“I, my lord?” said Varney; “surely I have no cause to regret your lordship's retreat! It will not be Richard Varney who will incur the displeasure of majesty, and the ridicule of the court, when the stateliest fabric that ever was founded upon a prince's favour melts away like a morning frost-work. I would only have you yourself to be assured, my lord, ere you take a step which cannot be retracted, that you consult your fame and happiness in the course you propose.”
“I, my lord?” Varney said. “Surely, I have no reason to regret your retreat! It won’t be Richard Varney who faces the wrath of the crown and the mockery of the court when the grandest structure built on a prince’s favor disappears like morning frost. I just want you to be sure, my lord, before you take an irreversible step, that you consider your reputation and happiness in the path you’re suggesting.”
“Speak on, then, Varney,” said the Earl; “I tell thee I have determined nothing, and will weigh all considerations on either side.”
“Go ahead and speak, Varney,” said the Earl; “I want you to know that I haven’t made any decisions yet, and I’ll consider all aspects from both sides.”
“Well, then, my lord,” replied Varney, “we will suppose the step taken, the frown frowned, the laugh laughed, and the moan moaned. You have retired, we will say, to some one of your most distant castles, so far from court that you hear neither the sorrow of your friends nor the glee of your enemies, We will suppose, too, that your successful rival will be satisfied (a thing greatly to be doubted) with abridging and cutting away the branches of the great tree which so long kept the sun from him, and that he does not insist upon tearing you up by the roots. Well; the late prime favourite of England, who wielded her general's staff and controlled her parliaments, is now a rural baron, hunting, hawking, drinking fat ale with country esquires, and mustering his men at the command of the high sheriff—”
“Well, then, my lord,” replied Varney, “let’s assume the decision is made, the frown has been frowned, the laugh has been laughed, and the moan has been moaned. You’ve gone off to one of your most distant castles, far enough from court that you don’t hear the sadness of your friends or the happiness of your enemies. Let’s also assume that your successful rival will be content (which is highly doubtful) with just trimming and cutting back the branches of the great tree that kept the sun from him for so long, and that he doesn’t insist on uprooting you completely. Well, the former prime favorite of England, who held the general’s staff and controlled her parliaments, is now just a rural lord, hunting, hawking, drinking rich ale with country gentlemen, and gathering his men at the command of the high sheriff—”
“Varney, forbear!” said the Earl.
“Varney, stop!” said the Earl.
“Nay, my lord, you must give me leave to conclude my picture.—Sussex governs England—the Queen's health fails—the succession is to be settled—a road is opened to ambition more splendid than ambition ever dreamed of. You hear all this as you sit by the hob, under the shade of your hall-chimney. You then begin to think what hopes you have fallen from, and what insignificance you have embraced; and all that you might look babies in the eyes of your fair wife oftener than once a fortnight.”
“Nah, my lord, you have to let me finish my point. Sussex is in charge of England—the Queen's health is getting worse—the line of succession needs to be decided—and there’s a chance for ambition that's more amazing than anything ambition has ever imagined. You hear all this while sitting by the fire, under the shelter of your fireplace. Then you start to reflect on the dreams you've given up on and the mediocrity you've accepted; and how you could be looking into the eyes of your beautiful wife more than just once every two weeks.”
“I say, Varney,” said the Earl, “no more of this. I said not that the step, which my own ease and comfort would urge me to, was to be taken hastily, or without due consideration to the public safety. Bear witness to me, Varney; I subdue my wishes of retirement, not because I am moved by the call of private ambition, but that I may preserve the position in which I may best serve my country at the hour of need.—Order our horses presently; I will wear, as formerly, one of the livery cloaks, and ride before the portmantle. Thou shalt be master for the day, Varney—neglect nothing that can blind suspicion. We will to horse ere men are stirring. I will but take leave of my lady, and be ready. I impose a restraint on my own poor heart, and wound one yet more dear to me; but the patriot must subdue the husband.”
“I’m telling you, Varney,” said the Earl, “let’s stop this now. I didn’t say that the choice I’d prefer for my own comfort should be made quickly or without considering the public safety. Witness this, Varney; I hold back my desire to step away, not because I’m driven by personal ambition, but to maintain the position where I can best serve my country in its time of need. —Get our horses ready right away; I’ll wear one of the livery cloaks like before and ride in front of the carriage. You’ll be in charge for the day, Varney—don’t overlook anything that could raise suspicion. We’ll be on horseback before anyone is up. I just need to say goodbye to my lady, and then I’ll be ready. I’m forcing myself to hold back my own feelings and hurting someone even more precious to me; but a patriot must put his duty before his role as a husband.”
Having said this in a melancholy but firm accent, he left the dressing apartment.
Having said this in a sad but determined tone, he left the dressing room.
“I am glad thou art gone,” thought Varney, “or, practised as I am in the follies of mankind, I had laughed in the very face of thee! Thou mayest tire as thou wilt of thy new bauble, thy pretty piece of painted Eve's flesh there, I will not be thy hindrance. But of thine old bauble, ambition, thou shalt not tire; for as you climb the hill, my lord, you must drag Richard Varney up with you, and if he can urge you to the ascent he means to profit by, believe me he will spare neither whip nor spur, and for you, my pretty lady, that would be Countess outright, you were best not thwart my courses, lest you are called to an old reckoning on a new score. 'Thou shalt be master,' did he say? By my faith, he may find that he spoke truer than he is aware of; and thus he who, in the estimation of so many wise-judging men, can match Burleigh and Walsingham in policy, and Sussex in war, becomes pupil to his own menial—and all for a hazel eye and a little cunning red and white, and so falls ambition. And yet if the charms of mortal woman could excuse a man's politic pate for becoming bewildered, my lord had the excuse at his right hand on this blessed evening that has last passed over us. Well—let things roll as they may, he shall make me great, or I will make myself happy; and for that softer piece of creation, if she speak not out her interview with Tressilian, as well I think she dare not, she also must traffic with me for concealment and mutual support, in spite of all this scorn. I must to the stables. Well, my lord, I order your retinue now; the time may soon come that my master of the horse shall order mine own. What was Thomas Cromwell but a smith's son? and he died my lord—on a scaffold, doubtless, but that, too, was in character. And what was Ralph Sadler but the clerk of Cromwell? and he has gazed eighteen fair lordships—VIA! I know my steerage as well as they.”
“I’m glad you’re gone,” Varney thought. “Otherwise, as familiar as I am with the foolishness of people, I would have laughed right in your face! You can get tired of your new toy, your pretty little painted Eve, all you want; I won’t stand in your way. But you won’t tire of your old toy, ambition; as you climb the hill, my lord, you’ll have to drag Richard Varney up with you. And if he can motivate you to climb, trust me, he won’t hold back. And you, my pretty lady who wants to be a Countess, it’s best not to hinder my plans, or you might have to settle an old score in a new way. ‘You shall be master,’ he said? By my faith, he might find he spoke more truthfully than he realizes; thus, he who many wise men believe can match Burleigh and Walsingham in strategy, and Sussex in battle, becomes a student of his own servant—all for a hazel eye and a dash of clever red and white, and ambition fades away. And yet, if the charms of a mortal woman could excuse a man’s political mind for getting confused, my lord had a good reason that blessed evening we just experienced. Well—let things unfold as they may; he will elevate me, or I will find my own happiness. And for that lovely creation, if she doesn’t reveal her meeting with Tressilian, which I believe she wouldn’t dare, she’ll have to deal with me for secrecy and support, despite all this disdain. I need to head to the stables. Well, my lord, I’ll arrange your entourage now; it might not be long before my master of the horse will be arranging mine. What was Thomas Cromwell but a blacksmith’s son? And he died my lord—on a scaffold, yes, but that was fitting. And Ralph Sadler? He was just Cromwell’s clerk, and he ended up the owner of eighteen fine lordships—VIA! I know my way around just as well as they do.”
So saying, he left the apartment.
So saying, he left the apartment.
In the meanwhile the Earl had re-entered the bedchamber, bent on taking a hasty farewell of the lovely Countess, and scarce daring to trust himself in private with her, to hear requests again urged which he found it difficult to parry, yet which his recent conversation with his master of horse had determined him not to grant.
In the meantime, the Earl had come back into the bedroom, intending to say a quick goodbye to the beautiful Countess, hardly daring to be alone with her, knowing she would make requests that he found hard to refuse, even though his recent talk with his master of horse had made him decide not to agree.
He found her in a white cymar of silk lined with furs, her little feet unstockinged and hastily thrust into slippers; her unbraided hair escaping from under her midnight coif, with little array but her own loveliness, rather augmented than diminished by the grief which she felt at the approaching moment of separation.
He found her in a white silk dress lined with furs, her bare feet quickly stuffed into slippers; her unbraided hair spilling out from under her dark cap, with little adornment other than her own beauty, which was enhanced rather than diminished by the sadness she felt at the impending moment of parting.
“Now, God be with thee, my dearest and loveliest!” said the Earl, scarce tearing himself from her embrace, yet again returning to fold her again and again in his arms, and again bidding farewell, and again returning to kiss and bid adieu once more. “The sun is on the verge of the blue horizon—I dare not stay. Ere this I should have been ten miles from hence.”
“Now, may God be with you, my dear and beautiful!” said the Earl, barely breaking free from her embrace, yet repeatedly returning to wrap her in his arms, saying goodbye once more, and then coming back to kiss her and say farewell again. “The sun is about to set on the blue horizon—I can't stay. By now, I should have been ten miles away from here.”
Such were the words with which at length he strove to cut short their parting interview. “You will not grant my request, then?” said the Countess. “Ah, false knight! did ever lady, with bare foot in slipper, seek boon of a brave knight, yet return with denial?”
Such were the words with which he finally tried to end their farewell conversation. “So, you won’t grant my request, then?” asked the Countess. “Ah, false knight! Has any lady, with her bare foot in a slipper, ever asked a brave knight for a favor and received a refusal?”
“Anything, Amy, anything thou canst ask I will grant,” answered the Earl—“always excepting,” he said, “that which might ruin us both.”
“Anything, Amy, anything you can ask, I will grant,” replied the Earl—“always except,” he added, “that which might ruin us both.”
“Nay,” said the Countess, “I urge not my wish to be acknowledged in the character which would make me the envy of England—as the wife, that is, of my brave and noble lord, the first as the most fondly beloved of English nobles. Let me but share the secret with my dear father! Let me but end his misery on my unworthy account—they say he is ill, the good old kind-hearted man!”
“No,” said the Countess, “I don’t want my desire to be recognized in a way that would make me the envy of England—as the wife, that is, of my brave and noble lord, the first and most cherished of English nobles. Just let me share the secret with my dear father! Just let me end his suffering on my undeserving behalf—they say he is sick, the good old kind-hearted man!”
“They say?” asked the Earl hastily; “who says? Did not Varney convey to Sir Hugh all we dare at present tell him concerning your happiness and welfare? and has he not told you that the good old knight was following, with good heart and health, his favourite and wonted exercise. Who has dared put other thoughts into your head?”
“They say?” asked the Earl quickly. “Who says? Didn’t Varney tell Sir Hugh everything we can share right now about your happiness and well-being? And hasn’t he told you that the good old knight was happily and healthily continuing his usual activities? Who has dared to put any other ideas in your head?”
“Oh, no one, my lord, no one,” said the Countess, something alarmed at the tone, in which the question was put; “but yet, my lord, I would fain be assured by mine own eyesight that my father is well.”
“Oh, no one, my lord, no one,” said the Countess, slightly alarmed by the tone of the question; “but still, my lord, I would really like to see for myself that my father is well.”
“Be contented, Amy; thou canst not now have communication with thy father or his house. Were it not a deep course of policy to commit no secret unnecessarily to the custody of more than must needs be, it were sufficient reason for secrecy that yonder Cornish man, yonder Trevanion, or Tressilian, or whatever his name is, haunts the old knight's house, and must necessarily know whatever is communicated there.”
“Be content, Amy; you can’t communicate with your father or his house right now. If it weren’t such a deep matter of policy to not entrust secrets to more people than necessary, it would be enough reason for secrecy that man from Cornwall, that Trevanion, or Tressilian, or whatever his name is, hangs around the old knight's house and will inevitably know whatever is discussed there.”
“My lord,” answered the Countess, “I do not think it so. My father has been long noted a worthy and honourable man; and for Tressilian, if we can pardon ourselves the ill we have wrought him, I will wager the coronet I am to share with you one day that he is incapable of returning injury for injury.”
“My lord,” replied the Countess, “I don’t believe that. My father has long been recognized as a respectable and honorable man; and as for Tressilian, if we can forgive ourselves for the wrong we’ve done him, I’ll bet the crown I’m going to share with you one day that he’s incapable of retaliating.”
“I will not trust him, however, Amy,” said her husband—“by my honour, I will not trust him, I would rather the foul fiend intermingle in our secret than this Tressilian!”
“I won’t trust him, though, Amy,” her husband said. “I swear I won’t trust him; I’d rather let the devil get involved in our secret than this Tressilian!”
“And why, my lord?” said the Countess, though she shuddered slightly at the tone of determination in which he spoke; “let me but know why you think thus hardly of Tressilian?”
“And why, my lord?” said the Countess, though she felt a slight shiver at the determined tone in which he spoke. “Just tell me why you think so harshly of Tressilian?”
“Madam,” replied the Earl, “my will ought to be a sufficient reason. If you desire more, consider how this Tressilian is leagued, and with whom. He stands high in the opinion of this Radcliffe, this Sussex, against whom I am barely able to maintain my ground in the opinion of our suspicious mistress; and if he had me at such advantage, Amy, as to become acquainted with the tale of our marriage, before Elizabeth were fitly prepared, I were an outcast from her grace for ever—a bankrupt at once in favour and in fortune, perhaps, for she hath in her a touch of her father Henry—a victim, and it may be a bloody one, to her offended and jealous resentment.”
“Madam,” replied the Earl, “my word should be reason enough. If you want more, think about how Tressilian is aligned and with whom. He has the favor of Radcliffe and Sussex, against whom I can barely keep my standing in the eyes of our suspicious mistress; and if he were to learn about our marriage before Elizabeth was properly prepared, I would be an outcast from her grace forever—bankrupt in both favor and fortune, perhaps, because she has a bit of her father Henry in her—a victim, possibly a bloody one, to her hurt and jealous anger.”
“But why, my lord,” again urged his lady, “should you deem thus injuriously of a man of whom you know so little? What you do know of Tressilian is through me, and it is I who assure you that in no circumstances will he betray your secret. If I did him wrong in your behalf, my lord, I am now the more concerned you should do him justice. You are offended at my speaking of him, what would you say had I actually myself seen him?”
“But why, my lord,” his lady pressed again, “would you think so poorly of someone you know so little about? What you know about Tressilian comes from me, and I assure you that he will never betray your secret, no matter the situation. If I wronged him on your behalf, I’m now even more worried that you should treat him fairly. You’re upset that I mentioned him; what would you say if I had actually seen him myself?”
“If you had,” replied the Earl, “you would do well to keep that interview as secret as that which is spoken in a confessional. I seek no one's ruin; but he who thrusts himself on my secret privacy were better look well to his future walk. The bear [The Leicester cognizance was the ancient device adopted by his father, when Earl of Warwick, the bear and ragged staff.] brooks no one to cross his awful path.”
“If you had,” replied the Earl, “you should definitely keep that conversation as private as what's said in a confessional. I don't want to harm anyone; but anyone who intrudes on my personal space better be cautious about their future. The bear [The Leicester cognizance was the ancient device adopted by his father, when Earl of Warwick, the bear and ragged staff.] doesn’t allow anyone to cross his intimidating path.”
“Awful, indeed!” said the Countess, turning very pale.
“Awful, indeed!” said the Countess, turning very pale.
“You are ill, my love,” said the Earl, supporting her in his arms. “Stretch yourself on your couch again; it is but an early day for you to leave it. Have you aught else, involving less than my fame, my fortune, and my life, to ask of me?”
“You're not feeling well, my love,” said the Earl, holding her in his arms. “Lie down on your couch again; it's too early for you to get up. Do you have anything else to ask of me that doesn't involve my reputation, my future, or my life?”
“Nothing, my lord and love,” answered the Countess faintly; “something there was that I would have told you, but your anger has driven it from my recollection.”
“Nothing, my lord and love,” the Countess replied softly; “there was something I wanted to tell you, but your anger has made me forget it.”
“Reserve it till our next meeting, my love,” said the Earl fondly, and again embracing her; “and barring only those requests which I cannot and dare not grant, thy wish must be more than England and all its dependencies can fulfil, if it is not gratified to the letter.”
“Hold onto it until our next meeting, my love,” said the Earl affectionately, and he hugged her again; “and aside from those requests that I cannot and must not grant, your wish must be greater than England and all its territories can provide if it isn't fulfilled exactly.”
Thus saying, he at length took farewell. At the bottom of the staircase he received from Varney an ample livery cloak and slouched hat, in which he wrapped himself so as to disguise his person and completely conceal his features. Horses were ready in the courtyard for himself and Varney; for one or two of his train, intrusted with the secret so far as to know or guess that the Earl intrigued with a beautiful lady at that mansion, though her name and quality were unknown to them, had already been dismissed over-night.
Thus saying, he finally said goodbye. At the bottom of the stairs, he received from Varney a large cloak and a slouchy hat, which he put on to disguise himself and completely hide his features. Horses were ready in the courtyard for him and Varney; one or two of his attendants, who were aware to some extent that the Earl was involved with a beautiful lady at that house, although they didn't know her name or status, had already been sent away the night before.
Anthony Foster himself had in hand the rein of the Earl's palfrey, a stout and able nag for the road; while his old serving-man held the bridle of the more showy and gallant steed which Richard Varney was to occupy in the character of master.
Anthony Foster had in his hands the reins of the Earl's sturdy and reliable horse for the journey, while his old servant held the bridle of the flashier and more impressive horse that Richard Varney was going to ride as the master.
As the Earl approached, however, Varney advanced to hold his master's bridle, and to prevent Foster from paying that duty to the Earl which he probably considered as belonging to his own office. Foster scowled at an interference which seemed intended to prevent his paying his court to his patron, but gave place to Varney; and the Earl, mounting without further observation, and forgetting that his assumed character of a domestic threw him into the rear of his supposed master, rode pensively out of the quadrangle, not without waving his hand repeatedly in answer to the signals which were made by the Countess with her kerchief from the windows of her apartment.
As the Earl got closer, Varney came up to hold his master's horse's reins, trying to stop Foster from showing the respect he likely thought was his job. Foster glared at the interruption, which seemed aimed at blocking him from paying his respects to his patron, but stepped aside for Varney. The Earl, getting on his horse without any further comments and forgetting that his role as a servant placed him behind his supposed master, rode thoughtfully out of the courtyard, repeatedly waving back at the Countess, who was signaling him with her handkerchief from her window.
While his stately form vanished under the dark archway which led out of the quadrangle, Varney muttered, “There goes fine policy—the servant before the master!” then as he disappeared, seized the moment to speak a word with Foster. “Thou look'st dark on me, Anthony,” he said, “as if I had deprived thee of a parting nod of my lord; but I have moved him to leave thee a better remembrance for thy faithful service. See here! a purse of as good gold as ever chinked under a miser's thumb and fore-finger. Ay, count them, lad,” said he, as Foster received the gold with a grim smile, “and add to them the goodly remembrance he gave last night to Janet.”
While his impressive figure disappeared under the dark archway leading out of the courtyard, Varney muttered, “There goes good strategy—the servant before the master!” Then, as he vanished, he took the opportunity to speak to Foster. “You look troubled with me, Anthony,” he said, “as if I had stolen a goodbye from my lord; but I've convinced him to leave you a better gift for your loyal service. Look here! A purse filled with as fine gold as ever jingled under a miser's fingers. Yeah, count them, kid,” he said, as Foster accepted the gold with a grim smile, “and add to that the generous gift he gave to Janet last night.”
“How's this? how's this?” said Anthony Foster hastily; “gave he gold to Janet?”
“How’s this? How’s this?” said Anthony Foster quickly. “Did he give gold to Janet?”
“Ay, man, wherefore not?—does not her service to his fair lady require guerdon?”
“Ay, man, why not?—doesn’t her service to his fair lady deserve a reward?”
“She shall have none on't,” said Foster; “she shall return it. I know his dotage on one face is as brief as it is deep. His affections are as fickle as the moon.”
“She won’t have any of it,” said Foster; “she should give it back. I know his infatuation for one person is as short-lived as it is intense. His feelings are as changeable as the moon.”
“Why, Foster, thou art mad—thou dost not hope for such good fortune as that my lord should cast an eye on Janet? Who, in the fiend's name, would listen to the thrush while the nightingale is singing?”
“Why, Foster, you're crazy—do you really think my lord would take an interest in Janet? Who, in the devil's name, would listen to the thrush when the nightingale is singing?”
“Thrush or nightingale, all is one to the fowler; and, Master Varney, you can sound the quail-pipe most daintily to wile wantons into his nets. I desire no such devil's preferment for Janet as you have brought many a poor maiden to. Dost thou laugh? I will keep one limb of my family, at least, from Satan's clutches, that thou mayest rely on. She shall restore the gold.”
“Whether it’s a thrush or a nightingale, it makes no difference to the hunter; and, Master Varney, you can skillfully call the quail to lure temptresses into his traps. I want no such devilish fate for Janet as you have led many a poor girl to. Do you find that amusing? At the very least, I will protect one member of my family from Satan's grip, count on that. She will return the gold.”
“Ay, or give it to thy keeping, Tony, which will serve as well,” answered Varney; “but I have that to say which is more serious. Our lord is returning to court in an evil humour for us.”
“Ay, or let me hold onto it, Tony, which works just as well,” Varney replied. “But I have something more serious to mention. Our lord is coming back to court in a bad mood towards us.”
“How meanest thou?” said Foster. “Is he tired already of his pretty toy—his plaything yonder? He has purchased her at a monarch's ransom, and I warrant me he rues his bargain.”
“How do you mean?” said Foster. “Is he already tired of his pretty toy—his plaything over there? He bought her for a king's ransom, and I bet he regrets that deal.”
“Not a whit, Tony,” answered the master of the horse; “he dotes on her, and will forsake the court for her. Then down go hopes, possessions, and safety—church-lands are resumed, Tony, and well if the holders be not called to account in Exchequer.”
“Not at all, Tony,” replied the master of the horse; “he’s crazy about her, and he’ll leave the court for her. That means hopes, possessions, and safety are in jeopardy—church lands will be taken back, Tony, and it’ll be a miracle if the owners aren’t held accountable in the Exchequer.”
“That were ruin,” said Foster, his brow darkening with apprehensions; “and all this for a woman! Had it been for his soul's sake, it were something; and I sometimes wish I myself could fling away the world that cleaves to me, and be as one of the poorest of our church.”
“That's a disaster,” said Foster, his forehead wrinkling with worry; “and all this for a woman! If it were for his soul, that would be something; and I sometimes wish I could just let go of everything that ties me down and be like one of the poorest in our church.”
“Thou art like enough to be so, Tony,” answered Varney; “but I think the devil will give thee little credit for thy compelled poverty, and so thou losest on all hands. But follow my counsel, and Cumnor Place shall be thy copyhold yet. Say nothing of this Tressilian's visit—not a word until I give thee notice.”
“You're probably right about that, Tony,” Varney replied. “But I doubt the devil will have much sympathy for your forced poverty, so you're losing out in every way. But take my advice, and Cumnor Place will still be yours. Don’t mention Tressilian's visit—not a word—until I tell you to.”
“And wherefore, I pray you?” asked Foster, suspiciously.
“And why is that, may I ask?” Foster inquired, looking suspicious.
“Dull beast!” replied Varney. “In my lord's present humour it were the ready way to confirm him in his resolution of retirement, should he know that his lady was haunted with such a spectre in his absence. He would be for playing the dragon himself over his golden fruit, and then, Tony, thy occupation is ended. A word to the wise. Farewell! I must follow him.”
“Boring beast!” replied Varney. “In my lord's current mood, it would only strengthen his decision to retreat if he found out that his lady was being troubled by such a ghost while he was gone. He would want to protect his treasure himself, and then, Tony, your job would be over. A word to the wise. Goodbye! I need to follow him.”
He turned his horse, struck him with the spurs, and rode off under the archway in pursuit of his lord.
He turned his horse, dug in the spurs, and rode off under the archway after his lord.
“Would thy occupation were ended, or thy neck broken, damned pander!” said Anthony Foster. “But I must follow his beck, for his interest and mine are the same, and he can wind the proud Earl to his will. Janet shall give me those pieces though; they shall be laid out in some way for God's service, and I will keep them separate in my strong chest, till I can fall upon a fitting employment for them. No contagious vapour shall breathe on Janet—she shall remain pure as a blessed spirit, were it but to pray God for her father. I need her prayers, for I am at a hard pass. Strange reports are abroad concerning my way of life. The congregation look cold on me, and when Master Holdforth spoke of hypocrites being like a whited sepulchre, which within was full of dead men's bones, methought he looked full at me. The Romish was a comfortable faith; Lambourne spoke true in that. A man had but to follow his thrift by such ways as offered—tell his beads, hear a mass, confess, and be absolved. These Puritans tread a harder and a rougher path; but I will try—I will read my Bible for an hour ere I again open mine iron chest.”
“Would your job be finished, or your neck broken, damn pander!” said Anthony Foster. “But I have to follow his orders, because his interests and mine are the same, and he can control the proud Earl. Janet will give me those pieces though; they will be set aside for God's service, and I will keep them separate in my strong chest until I can find a proper use for them. No harmful influence shall touch Janet—she will stay pure like a blessed spirit, even if it’s just to pray to God for her father. I need her prayers, because I’m in a tough spot. Strange rumors are going around about my lifestyle. The congregation looks coldly at me, and when Master Holdforth talked about hypocrites being like a whitewashed tomb, full of dead men’s bones inside, I felt he was looking right at me. The Roman faith was a comfortable one; Lambourne was right about that. A man just had to follow his self-interest through whatever means presented—say his prayers, attend mass, confess, and be forgiven. These Puritans walk a harder and rougher road; but I will try—I will read my Bible for an hour before I open my iron chest again.”
Varney, meantime, spurred after his lord, whom he found waiting for him at the postern gate of the park.
Varney, in the meantime, rushed after his lord, who was waiting for him at the back gate of the park.
“You waste time, Varney,” said the Earl, “and it presses. I must be at Woodstock before I can safely lay aside my disguise, and till then I journey in some peril.”
“You're wasting time, Varney,” said the Earl, “and it’s urgent. I need to be at Woodstock before I can safely take off my disguise, and until then, I’m traveling in some danger.”
“It is but two hours' brisk riding, my lord,” said Varney. “For me, I only stopped to enforce your commands of care and secrecy on yonder Foster, and to inquire about the abode of the gentleman whom I would promote to your lordship's train, in the room of Trevors.”
“It’s just a two-hour ride, my lord,” Varney said. “I only took a moment to remind Foster about your orders for care and secrecy, and to ask where I can find the gentleman I’d like to recommend to join your lordship’s entourage, in place of Trevors.”
“Is he fit for the meridian of the antechamber, think'st thou?” said the Earl.
"Do you think he's suitable for the middle of the antechamber?" said the Earl.
“He promises well, my lord,” replied Varney; “but if your lordship were pleased to ride on, I could go back to Cumnor, and bring him to your lordship at Woodstock before you are out of bed.”
"He talks a good game, my lord," Varney replied; "but if you’d like to continue on, I could head back to Cumnor and bring him to you at Woodstock before you even get out of bed."
“Why, I am asleep there, thou knowest, at this moment,” said the Earl; “and I pray you not to spare horse-flesh, that you may be with me at my levee.”
“Why, I’m asleep there right now, you know,” said the Earl; “and I ask you not to hold back on the horses, so you can join me at my meeting.”
So saying, he gave his horse the spur, and proceeded on his journey, while Varney rode back to Cumnor by the public road, avoiding the park. The latter alighted at the door of the bonny Black Bear, and desired to speak with Master Michael Lambourne, That respectable character was not long of appearing before his new patron, but it was with downcast looks.
So saying, he urged his horse and continued on his journey, while Varney rode back to Cumnor along the main road, steering clear of the park. Varney dismounted at the door of the cozy Black Bear and asked to speak with Master Michael Lambourne. This respectable figure didn’t take long to show up before his new patron, but he looked quite downcast.
“Thou hast lost the scent,” said Varney, “of thy comrade Tressilian. I know it by thy hang-dog visage. Is this thy alacrity, thou impudent knave?”
“You’ve lost track of your buddy Tressilian,” Varney said, “I can tell by your miserable face. Is this your eagerness, you sneaky fool?”
“Cogswounds!” said Lambourne, “there was never a trail so finely hunted. I saw him to earth at mine uncle's here—stuck to him like bees'-wax—saw him at supper—watched him to his chamber, and, presto! he is gone next morning, the very hostler knows not where.”
“Cogswounds!” said Lambourne, “there’s never been a trail so well tracked. I saw him cornered at my uncle's place—stuck to him like beeswax—I saw him at dinner—followed him to his room, and then, poof! he’s gone the next morning, even the stable hand doesn’t know where.”
“This sounds like practice upon me, sir,” replied Varney; “and if it proves so, by my soul you shall repent it!”
“This feels like a setup to me, sir,” Varney replied. “And if it turns out to be, you’ll definitely regret it!”
“Sir, the best hound will be sometimes at fault,” answered Lambourne; “how should it serve me that this fellow should have thus evanished? You may ask mine host, Giles Gosling—ask the tapster and hostler—ask Cicely, and the whole household, how I kept eyes on Tressilian while he was on foot. On my soul, I could not be expected to watch him like a sick nurse, when I had seen him fairly a-bed in his chamber. That will be allowed me, surely.”
“Sir, even the best hound can occasionally miss something,” replied Lambourne. “How could it possibly be my fault that this guy disappeared? You can ask the innkeeper, Giles Gosling—ask the bartender and stablehand—ask Cicely, and the whole staff, how I kept an eye on Tressilian while he was out and about. Honestly, I can't be expected to watch him like a babysitter when I saw him safely in bed in his room. Surely, that's reasonable.”
Varney did, in fact, make some inquiry among the household, which confirmed the truth of Lambourne's statement. Tressilian, it was unanimously agreed, had departed suddenly and unexpectedly, betwixt night and morning.
Varney did, in fact, ask around the household, which confirmed that Lambourne's statement was true. Everyone agreed that Tressilian had left suddenly and unexpectedly, between night and morning.
“But I will wrong no one,” said mine host; “he left on the table in his lodging the full value of his reckoning, with some allowance to the servants of the house, which was the less necessary that he saddled his own gelding, as it seems, without the hostler's assistance.”
“But I won’t wrong anyone,” said the innkeeper; “he left on the table in his room the full amount of his bill, plus some extra for the staff, which was less necessary since he saddled his own horse, it seems, without the stable boy's help.”
Thus satisfied of the rectitude of Lambourne's conduct, Varney began to talk to him upon his future prospects, and the mode in which he meant to bestow himself, intimating that he understood from Foster he was not disinclined to enter into the household of a nobleman.
Thus convinced of the correctness of Lambourne's actions, Varney started discussing his future plans and how he intended to position himself, suggesting that he had heard from Foster that Lambourne was open to joining the household of a nobleman.
“Have you,” said he, “ever been at court?”
“Have you,” he asked, “ever been to court?”
“No,” replied Lambourne; “but ever since I was ten years old, I have dreamt once a week that I was there, and made my fortune.”
“No,” replied Lambourne; “but ever since I was ten, I’ve dreamed once a week that I was there and struck it rich.”
“It may be your own fault if your dream comes not true,” said Varney. “Are you needy?”
“It might be your own fault if your dream doesn’t come true,” said Varney. “Are you in need?”
“Um!” replied Lambourne; “I love pleasure.”
“Um!” replied Lambourne; “I love having fun.”
“That is a sufficient answer, and an honest one,” said Varney. “Know you aught of the requisites expected from the retainer of a rising courtier?”
“That’s a good answer, and a truthful one,” said Varney. “Do you know anything about the requirements expected from the servant of an ambitious courtier?”
“I have imagined them to myself, sir,” answered Lambourne; “as, for example, a quick eye, a close mouth, a ready and bold hand, a sharp wit, and a blunt conscience.”
“I’ve pictured them in my mind, sir,” replied Lambourne; “like, for instance, a keen eye, a tight-lipped demeanor, a skilled and daring hand, a sharp mind, and a straightforward conscience.”
“And thine, I suppose,” said Varney, “has had its edge blunted long since?”
“And yours, I guess,” said Varney, “has lost its sharpness a long time ago?”
“I cannot remember, sir, that its edge was ever over-keen,” replied Lambourne. “When I was a youth, I had some few whimsies; but I rubbed them partly out of my recollection on the rough grindstone of the wars, and what remained I washed out in the broad waves of the Atlantic.”
“I can’t recall, sir, that it was ever too sharp,” replied Lambourne. “When I was younger, I had a few odd ideas, but I mostly wiped them from my memory on the rough grindstone of the wars, and what was left, I washed away in the vast waves of the Atlantic.”
“Thou hast served, then, in the Indies?”
"Have you served in the Indies, then?"
“In both East and West,” answered the candidate for court service, “by both sea and land. I have served both the Portugal and the Spaniard, both the Dutchman and the Frenchman, and have made war on our own account with a crew of jolly fellows, who held there was no peace beyond the Line.” [Sir Francis Drake, Morgan, and many a bold buccaneer of those days, were, in fact, little better than pirates.]
“In both East and West,” replied the candidate for court service, “by both sea and land. I have served both the Portuguese and the Spaniards, the Dutch and the French, and have fought on our own behalf with a crew of lively guys who believed there was no peace beyond the Line.” [Sir Francis Drake, Morgan, and many daring pirates of that time were, in fact, not much better than pirates.]
“Thou mayest do me, and my lord, and thyself, good service,” said Varney, after a pause. “But observe, I know the world—and answer me truly, canst thou be faithful?”
“Maybe you can do me, my lord, and yourself a good service,” said Varney, after a pause. “But listen, I know how the world works—and answer me honestly, can you be faithful?”
“Did you not know the world,” answered Lambourne, “it were my duty to say ay, without further circumstance, and to swear to it with life and honour, and so forth. But as it seems to me that your worship is one who desires rather honest truth than politic falsehood, I reply to you, that I can be faithful to the gallows' foot, ay, to the loop that dangles from it, if I am well used and well recompensed—not otherwise.”
“Did you not know the world?” Lambourne replied. “It’s my duty to say yes, no questions asked, and to swear it on my life and honor, and so on. But it seems to me that you’re someone who values honest truth over clever lies, so I’ll be straightforward: I can be loyal to the end, even to the noose that hangs from it, as long as I’m treated well and compensated fairly—nothing less.”
“To thy other virtues thou canst add, no doubt,” said Varney, in a jeering tone, “the knack of seeming serious and religious, when the moment demands it?”
“To your other virtues you can surely add,” Varney said mockingly, “the ability to look serious and religious when the situation calls for it?”
“It would cost me nothing,” said Lambourne, “to say yes; but, to speak on the square, I must needs say no. If you want a hypocrite, you may take Anthony Foster, who, from his childhood, had some sort of phantom haunting him, which he called religion, though it was that sort of godliness which always ended in being great gain. But I have no such knack of it.”
“It wouldn’t cost me anything,” said Lambourne, “to say yes; but to be honest, I have to say no. If you’re looking for a hypocrite, you can go with Anthony Foster, who has been haunted by some kind of ghost he calls religion since he was a kid, even though it was the type of godliness that always led to big benefits. But I don’t have that talent.”
“Well,” replied Varney, “if thou hast no hypocrisy, hast thou not a nag here in the stable?”
“Well,” replied Varney, “if you have no hypocrisy, don’t you have a horse here in the stable?”
“Ay, sir,” said Lambourne, “that shall take hedge and ditch with my Lord Duke's best hunters. Then I made a little mistake on Shooter's Hill, and stopped an ancient grazier whose pouches were better lined than his brain-pan, the bonny bay nag carried me sheer off in spite of the whole hue and cry.”
“Ay, sir,” said Lambourne, “that will take me through the hedges and ditches with my Lord Duke's best hunters. Then I made a small mistake on Shooter's Hill and stopped an old farmer whose pockets were better filled than his head, and the beautiful bay horse just took off with me despite all the commotion.”
“Saddle him then instantly, and attend me,” said Varney. “Leave thy clothes and baggage under charge of mine host; and I will conduct thee to a service, in which, if thou do not better thyself, the fault shall not be fortune's, but thine own.”
“Saddle him right away, and come with me,” said Varney. “Leave your clothes and bags with the innkeeper; I’ll take you to a job where, if you don’t improve your situation, it won’t be because of luck, but because of you.”
“Brave and hearty!” said Lambourne, “and I am mounted in an instant.—Knave, hostler, saddle my nag without the loss of one second, as thou dost value the safety of thy noddle.—Pretty Cicely, take half this purse to comfort thee for my sudden departure.”
“Brave and bold!” said Lambourne, “and I'm ready to ride in no time. —Hey, stable hand, saddle my horse without wasting a second, if you care about your head. —Sweet Cicely, take half of this purse to make up for my sudden leave.”
“Gogsnouns!” replied the father, “Cicely wants no such token from thee. Go away, Mike, and gather grace if thou canst, though I think thou goest not to the land where it grows.”
“Gogsnouns!” replied the father, “Cicely doesn’t want any kind of token from you. Go away, Mike, and try to earn some grace if you can, although I don’t think you’re headed to the place where it comes from.”
“Let me look at this Cicely of thine, mine host,” said Varney; “I have heard much talk of her beauty.”
“Let me take a look at this Cicely of yours, my host,” said Varney; “I've heard a lot about her beauty.”
“It is a sunburnt beauty,” said mine host, “well qualified to stand out rain and wind, but little calculated to please such critical gallants as yourself. She keeps her chamber, and cannot encounter the glance of such sunny-day courtiers as my noble guest.”
“It’s a sun-kissed beauty,” said my host, “well suited to face rain and wind, but probably not charming enough for sophisticated gentlemen like you. She stays in her room and can't handle the gaze of such fair-weather suitors as my esteemed guest.”
“Well, peace be with her, my good host,” answered Varney; “our horses are impatient—we bid you good day.”
“Well, peace be with her, my good host,” Varney replied; “our horses are getting restless—we wish you a good day.”
“Does my nephew go with you, so please you?” said Gosling.
“Is my nephew coming with you, if you don’t mind?” said Gosling.
“Ay, such is his purpose,” answered Richard Varney.
“Yeah, that’s his goal,” replied Richard Varney.
“You are right—fully right,” replied mine host—“you are, I say, fully right, my kinsman. Thou hast got a gay horse; see thou light not unaware upon a halter—or, if thou wilt needs be made immortal by means of a rope, which thy purpose of following this gentleman renders not unlikely, I charge thee to find a gallows as far from Cumnor as thou conveniently mayest. And so I commend you to your saddle.”
“You're right—completely right,” replied my host. “I mean it, you're absolutely right, my relative. You've got a nice horse; just make sure you don't accidentally end up with a noose around your neck—or, if you really want to be immortal by way of a rope, which seems likely given your intention to follow this gentleman, I urge you to find a gallows as far from Cumnor as you can manage. So, I wish you well as you get back in the saddle.”
The master of the horse and his new retainer mounted accordingly, leaving the landlord to conclude his ill-omened farewell, to himself and at leisure; and set off together at a rapid pace, which prevented conversation until the ascent of a steep sandy hill permitted them to resume it.
The horse master and his new attendant got on their horses and left the landlord to finish his gloomy goodbye to himself in peace. They set off quickly, which made it hard to talk until they reached a steep sandy hill, where they could start up the conversation again.
“You are contented, then,” said Varney to his companion, “to take court service?”
“You're happy, then,” Varney said to his companion, “to take a position at court?”
“Ay, worshipful sir, if you like my terms as well as I like yours.”
“Yeah, honored sir, if you accept my terms as much as I accept yours.”
“And what are your terms?” demanded Varney.
“And what are your terms?” Varney asked.
“If I am to have a quick eye for my patron's interest, he must have a dull one towards my faults,” said Lambourne.
“If I'm going to keep an eye on what my patron wants, he needs to overlook my mistakes,” said Lambourne.
“Ay,” said Varney, “so they lie not so grossly open that he must needs break his shins over them.”
“Ay,” said Varney, “so they don’t lie around so carelessly that he has to trip over them.”
“Agreed,” said Lambourne. “Next, if I run down game, I must have the picking of the bones.”
“Agreed,” said Lambourne. “Next, if I catch any game, I should get to pick the bones.”
“That is but reason,” replied Varney, “so that your betters are served before you.”
"That makes sense," Varney replied, "so that those who are above you are served first."
“Good,” said Lambourne; “and it only remains to be said, that if the law and I quarrel, my patron must bear me out, for that is a chief point.”
“Good,” said Lambourne; “and the only thing left to say is that if I get into a conflict with the law, my patron needs to back me up, because that’s the main point.”
“Reason again,” said Varney, “if the quarrel hath happened in your master's service.”
“Think again,” said Varney, “if the argument happened while you were working for your boss.”
“For the wage and so forth, I say nothing,” proceeded Lambourne; “it is the secret guerdon that I must live by.”
“For the payment and all that, I won’t say anything,” continued Lambourne; “it’s the hidden reward that I have to rely on.”
“Never fear,” said Varney; “thou shalt have clothes and spending money to ruffle it with the best of thy degree, for thou goest to a household where you have gold, as they say, by the eye.”
“Don’t worry,” said Varney; “you’ll have clothes and spending money to enjoy life like everyone else at your level, because you’re going to a household where, as they say, there’s plenty of money to go around.”
“That jumps all with my humour,” replied Michael Lambourne; “and it only remains that you tell me my master's name.”
“That's totally in line with my sense of humor,” replied Michael Lambourne; “now all that's left is for you to tell me my master's name.”
“My name is Master Richard Varney,” answered his companion.
“My name is Master Richard Varney,” replied his companion.
“But I mean,” said Lambourne, “the name of the noble lord to whose service you are to prefer me.”
“But I mean,” said Lambourne, “the name of the noble lord whose service you’re supposed to recommend me for.”
“How, knave, art thou too good to call me master?” said Varney hastily; “I would have thee bold to others, but not saucy to me.”
“How, you scoundrel, are you too good to call me master?” Varney said quickly; “I want you to be bold with others, but not disrespectful to me.”
“I crave your worship's pardon,” said Lambourne, “but you seemed familiar with Anthony Foster; now I am familiar with Anthony myself.”
“I ask for your pardon,” said Lambourne, “but you seemed to know Anthony Foster; well, I know Anthony myself now.”
“Thou art a shrewd knave, I see,” replied Varney. “Mark me—I do indeed propose to introduce thee into a nobleman's household; but it is upon my person thou wilt chiefly wait, and upon my countenance that thou wilt depend. I am his master of horse. Thou wilt soon know his name—it is one that shakes the council and wields the state.”
“You're a clever guy, I see,” replied Varney. “Listen to me—I really do plan to get you into a nobleman's household; but you will mainly serve me and rely on my face. I’m the master of horses for him. You'll soon know his name—it’s one that shakes up the council and runs the state.”
“By this light, a brave spell to conjure with,” said Lambourne, “if a man would discover hidden treasures!”
“By this light, what a bold charm to work with,” said Lambourne, “if someone wanted to uncover hidden treasures!”
“Used with discretion, it may prove so,” replied Varney; “but mark—if thou conjure with it at thine own hand, it may raise a devil who will tear thee in fragments.”
“Used carefully, it might be true,” replied Varney; “but listen—if you mess with it yourself, it could summon a devil that will rip you to shreds.”
“Enough said,” replied Lambourne; “I will not exceed my limits.”
“That's enough,” replied Lambourne; “I won’t go beyond my limits.”
The travellers then resumed the rapid rate of travelling which their discourse had interrupted, and soon arrived at the Royal Park of Woodstock. This ancient possession of the crown of England was then very different from what it had been when it was the residence of the fair Rosamond, and the scene of Henry the Second's secret and illicit amours; and yet more unlike to the scene which it exhibits in the present day, when Blenheim House commemorates the victory of Marlborough, and no less the genius of Vanbrugh, though decried in his own time by persons of taste far inferior to his own. It was, in Elizabeth's time, an ancient mansion in bad repair, which had long ceased to be honoured with the royal residence, to the great impoverishment of the adjacent village. The inhabitants, however, had made several petitions to the Queen to have the favour of the sovereign's countenance occasionally bestowed upon them; and upon this very business, ostensibly at least, was the noble lord, whom we have already introduced to our readers, a visitor at Woodstock.
The travelers then picked up their fast pace of travel, which their conversation had interrupted, and soon arrived at the Royal Park of Woodstock. This historic land owned by the crown of England was very different from what it was when it was home to the beautiful Rosamond, and the site of Henry the Second's secret and forbidden affairs; and even more unlike the scene it presents today, where Blenheim House celebrates Marlborough's victory and also showcases the talent of Vanbrugh, despite being criticized in his own time by people with far less taste than his own. During Elizabeth's reign, it was an old mansion in poor condition that had long stopped being a royal residence, greatly affecting the nearby village’s economy. However, the villagers had made several requests to the Queen to occasionally receive the monarch's favor; and it was for this very reason, at least officially, that the noble lord we've already introduced to our readers was visiting Woodstock.
Varney and Lambourne galloped without ceremony into the courtyard of the ancient and dilapidated mansion, which presented on that morning a scene of bustle which it had not exhibited for two reigns. Officers of the Earl's household, liverymen and retainers, went and came with all the insolent fracas which attaches to their profession. The neigh of horses and the baying of hounds were heard; for my lord, in his occupation of inspecting and surveying the manor and demesne, was of course provided with the means of following his pleasure in the chase or park, said to have been the earliest that was enclosed in England, and which was well stocked with deer that had long roamed there unmolested. Several of the inhabitants of the village, in anxious hope of a favourable result from this unwonted visit, loitered about the courtyard, and awaited the great man's coming forth. Their attention was excited by the hasty arrival of Varney, and a murmur ran amongst them, “The Earl's master of the horse!” while they hurried to bespeak favour by hastily unbonneting, and proffering to hold the bridle and stirrup of the favoured retainer and his attendant.
Varney and Lambourne rode briskly into the courtyard of the old and run-down mansion, which that morning was buzzing with activity it hadn't seen in two reigns. Officers of the Earl's household, footmen, and servants were bustling around with all the noisy commotion typical of their jobs. The neighing of horses and the barking of hounds filled the air, as my lord, busy inspecting the manor and surrounding lands, naturally had the means to chase game in the park, believed to be the first enclosed in England, which was well-stocked with deer that had long enjoyed peace there. Several villagers, hoping for a positive outcome from this unusual visit, lingered in the courtyard, waiting for the important man to appear. Their interest was piqued by Varney's quick arrival, and a whisper passed among them, “The Earl's master of the horse!” as they rushed to show their respect by quickly removing their hats and offering to hold the bridle and stirrup of the favored retainer and his companion.
“Stand somewhat aloof, my masters!” said Varney haughtily, “and let the domestics do their office.”
“Stay back a bit, my masters!” Varney said arrogantly, “and let the staff do their jobs.”
The mortified citizens and peasants fell back at the signal; while Lambourne, who had his eye upon his superior's deportment, repelled the services of those who offered to assist him, with yet more discourtesy—“Stand back, Jack peasant, with a murrain to you, and let these knave footmen do their duty!”
The embarrassed citizens and peasants stepped back at the signal; while Lambourne, keeping an eye on his superior's behavior, rudely dismissed those who offered to help him—“Step back, you peasant, cursed be you, and let these useless footmen do their jobs!”
While they gave their nags to the attendants of the household, and walked into the mansion with an air of superiority which long practice and consciousness of birth rendered natural to Varney, and which Lambourne endeavoured to imitate as well as he could, the poor inhabitants of Woodstock whispered to each other, “Well-a-day! God save us from all such misproud princoxes! An the master be like the men, why, the fiend may take all, and yet have no more than his due.”
While they handed off their horses to the household attendants and walked into the mansion with an air of superiority that Varney felt completely natural due to his upbringing, and that Lambourne tried to mimic as best as he could, the unfortunate residents of Woodstock whispered to each other, “Goodness! God save us from all these arrogant nobles! If the master is anything like his men, then the devil can take them all, and still receive no more than what he deserves.”
“Silence, good neighbours!” said the bailiff, “keep tongue betwixt teeth; we shall know more by-and-by. But never will a lord come to Woodstock so welcome as bluff old King Harry! He would horsewhip a fellow one day with his own royal hand, and then fling him an handful of silver groats, with his own broad face on them, to 'noint the sore withal.”
“Quiet down, good neighbors!” said the bailiff, “keep your mouths shut for now; we’ll know more soon. But no lord will ever come to Woodstock as welcomed as the good old King Harry! He could horsewhip someone one day with his own royal hand, and then toss him a handful of silver coins with his own face on them to patch things up.”
“Ay, rest be with him!” echoed the auditors; “it will be long ere this Lady Elizabeth horsewhip any of us.”
“Yeah, may he rest in peace!” the listeners responded; “it’ll be a long time before Lady Elizabeth whips any of us.”
“There is no saying,” answered the bailiff. “Meanwhile, patience, good neighbours, and let us comfort ourselves by thinking that we deserve such notice at her Grace's hands.”
“There’s no telling,” replied the bailiff. “In the meantime, let’s be patient, good neighbors, and console ourselves with the thought that we deserve such attention from her Grace.”
Meanwhile, Varney, closely followed by his new dependant, made his way to the hall, where men of more note and consequence than those left in the courtyard awaited the appearance of the Earl, who as yet kept his chamber. All paid court to Varney, with more or less deference, as suited their own rank, or the urgency of the business which brought them to his lord's levee. To the general question of, “When comes my lord forth, Master Varney?” he gave brief answers, as, “See you not my boots? I am but just returned from Oxford, and know nothing of it,” and the like, until the same query was put in a higher tone by a personage of more importance. “I will inquire of the chamberlain, Sir Thomas Copely,” was the reply. The chamberlain, distinguished by his silver key, answered that the Earl only awaited Master Varney's return to come down, but that he would first speak with him in his private chamber. Varney, therefore, bowed to the company, and took leave, to enter his lord's apartment.
Meanwhile, Varney, closely followed by his new assistant, made his way to the hall, where more important figures than those left in the courtyard were waiting for the Earl, who was still in his room. Everyone showed respect to Varney, varying in how much depending on their own rank or the urgency of the matter that brought them to his lord's gathering. When asked, “When will my lord come out, Master Varney?” he gave short replies like, “Can’t you see my boots? I just got back from Oxford and don’t know anything about it,” and similar remarks, until the same question was asked more assertively by someone of greater significance. “I’ll ask the chamberlain, Sir Thomas Copely,” was his answer. The chamberlain, marked by his silver key, replied that the Earl was just waiting for Master Varney to come back before he came down, but he would first speak with him in his private chamber. Varney then bowed to the group and took his leave to enter his lord's room.
There was a murmur of expectation which lasted a few minutes, and was at length hushed by the opening of the folding-doors at the upper end or the apartment, through which the Earl made his entrance, marshalled by his chamberlain and the steward of his family, and followed by Richard Varney. In his noble mien and princely features, men read nothing of that insolence which was practised by his dependants. His courtesies were, indeed, measured by the rank of those to whom they were addressed, but even the meanest person present had a share of his gracious notice. The inquiries which he made respecting the condition of the manor, of the Queen's rights there, and of the advantages and disadvantages which might attend her occasional residence at the royal seat of Woodstock, seemed to show that he had most earnestly investigated the matter of the petition of the inhabitants, and with a desire to forward the interest of the place.
There was a low buzz of anticipation that lasted a few minutes, finally quieted by the opening of the folding doors at the far end of the room, through which the Earl entered, accompanied by his chamberlain and the steward of his household, followed by Richard Varney. In his dignified demeanor and noble features, people saw none of the arrogance displayed by his followers. His courtesies were certainly tailored to the status of those he addressed, but even the most modest person present received his kind attention. The questions he asked about the condition of the estate, the Queen's rights there, and the pros and cons of her occasional stays at the royal residence in Woodstock suggested that he had thoroughly looked into the petition from the locals and was genuinely interested in promoting their interests.
“Now the Lord love his noble countenance!” said the bailiff, who had thrust himself into the presence-chamber; “he looks somewhat pale. I warrant him he hath spent the whole night in perusing our memorial. Master Toughyarn, who took six months to draw it up, said it would take a week to understand it; and see if the Earl hath not knocked the marrow out of it in twenty-four hours!”
“Now may the Lord bless his noble face!” said the bailiff, who had barged into the meeting room; “he looks a bit pale. I bet he spent the entire night reading our report. Master Toughyarn, who took six months to put it together, said it would take a week to fully grasp it; and just look at how the Earl has broken it down in just twenty-four hours!”
The Earl then acquainted them that he should move their sovereign to honour Woodstock occasionally with her residence during her royal progresses, that the town and its vicinity might derive, from her countenance and favour, the same advantages as from those of her predecessors. Meanwhile, he rejoiced to be the expounder of her gracious pleasure, in assuring them that, for the increase of trade and encouragement of the worthy burgesses of Woodstock, her Majesty was minded to erect the town into a Staple for wool.
The Earl then informed them that he planned to have their sovereign occasionally stay at Woodstock during her royal visits, so the town and its surroundings could benefit from her support and favor just like they did under her predecessors. In the meantime, he was pleased to share her gracious intentions, assuring them that, to boost trade and support the respectable citizens of Woodstock, her Majesty intended to establish the town as a Staple for wool.
This joyful intelligence was received with the acclamations not only of the better sort who were admitted to the audience-chamber, but of the commons who awaited without.
This joyful news was met with cheers not just from the noble guests in the audience chamber, but also from the common people waiting outside.
The freedom of the corporation was presented to the Earl upon knee by the magistrates of the place, together with a purse of gold pieces, which the Earl handed to Varney, who, on his part, gave a share to Lambourne, as the most acceptable earnest of his new service.
The officials of the town presented the Earl with the corporation's freedom on bended knee, along with a purse of gold coins. The Earl then handed the purse to Varney, who, in turn, gave a portion to Lambourne as a sign of his new allegiance.
The Earl and his retinue took horse soon after to return to court, accompanied by the shouts of the inhabitants of Woodstock, who made the old oaks ring with re-echoing, “Long live Queen Elizabeth, and the noble Earl of Leicester!” The urbanity and courtesy of the Earl even threw a gleam of popularity over his attendants, as their haughty deportment had formerly obscured that of their master; and men shouted, “Long life to the Earl, and to his gallant followers!” as Varney and Lambourne, each in his rank, rode proudly through the streets of Woodstock.
The Earl and his entourage mounted their horses shortly after to head back to court, cheered on by the townspeople of Woodstock, who made the old oaks resonate with shouts of, “Long live Queen Elizabeth, and the noble Earl of Leicester!” The Earl's politeness and charm even cast a favorable light on his attendants, who had previously overshadowed him with their arrogance; and people shouted, “Long life to the Earl, and to his brave supporters!” as Varney and Lambourne, each in their place, rode confidently through the streets of Woodstock.
CHAPTER VIII.
HOST. I will hear you, Master Fenton; and I will, at the least, keep your counsel.—MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR.
HOST. I’m listening to you, Master Fenton; and at the very least, I’ll keep your secret.—MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR.
It becomes necessary to return to the detail of those circumstances which accompanied, and indeed occasioned, the sudden disappearance of Tressilian from the sign of the Black Bear at Cumnor. It will be recollected that this gentleman, after his rencounter with Varney, had returned to Giles Gosling's caravansary, where he shut himself up in his own chamber, demanded pen, ink, and paper, and announced his purpose to remain private for the day. In the evening he appeared again in the public room, where Michael Lambourne, who had been on the watch for him, agreeably to his engagement to Varney, endeavoured to renew his acquaintance with him, and hoped he retained no unfriendly recollection of the part he had taken in the morning's scuffle.
It’s important to revisit the details surrounding the sudden disappearance of Tressilian from the Black Bear Inn at Cumnor. It will be remembered that he, after his encounter with Varney, returned to Giles Gosling's inn, where he locked himself in his room, requested pen, ink, and paper, and declared his intention to stay private for the day. In the evening, he reemerged in the common area, where Michael Lambourne, who had been keeping an eye on him as per his agreement with Varney, tried to reconnect and hoped that Tressilian didn't hold a grudge from the morning's scuffle.
But Tressilian repelled his advances firmly, though with civility. “Master Lambourne,” said he, “I trust I have recompensed to your pleasure the time you have wasted on me. Under the show of wild bluntness which you exhibit, I know you have sense enough to understand me, when I say frankly that the object of our temporary acquaintance having been accomplished, we must be strangers to each other in future.”
But Tressilian firmly but politely pushed back against his advances. “Master Lambourne,” he said, “I hope I’ve compensated you for the time you’ve spent on me. Beneath your display of roughness, I know you’re sensible enough to get what I mean when I say that now that our brief interaction has served its purpose, we should be strangers from now on.”
“VOTO!” said Lambourne, twirling his whiskers with one hand, and grasping the hilt of his weapon with the other; “if I thought that this usage was meant to insult me—”
“VOTO!” said Lambourne, twirling his whiskers with one hand and gripping the hilt of his weapon with the other. “If I thought this treatment was intended to insult me—”
“You would bear it with discretion, doubtless,” interrupted Tressilian, “as you must do at any rate. You know too well the distance that is betwixt us, to require me to explain myself further. Good evening.”
“You would handle it with grace, no doubt,” interrupted Tressilian, “as you have to anyway. You know too well the distance between us to need me to explain myself any further. Good evening.”
So saying, he turned his back upon his former companion, and entered into discourse with the landlord. Michael Lambourne felt strongly disposed to bully; but his wrath died away in a few incoherent oaths and ejaculations, and he sank unresistingly under the ascendency which superior spirits possess over persons of his habits and description. He remained moody and silent in a corner of the apartment, paying the most marked attention to every motion of his late companion, against whom he began now to nourish a quarrel on his own account, which he trusted to avenge by the execution of his new master Varney's directions. The hour of supper arrived, and was followed by that of repose, when Tressilian, like others, retired to his sleeping apartment.
So saying, he turned his back on his former companion and started talking to the landlord. Michael Lambourne really wanted to be aggressive, but his anger faded into a few muttered curses and outbursts, and he fell back helplessly under the influence that stronger personalities have over someone like him. He stayed moody and silent in a corner of the room, paying close attention to every move of his former companion, against whom he was beginning to hold a grudge, which he hoped to settle by carrying out his new master Varney's orders. Suppertime came, followed by time to rest, and Tressilian, like the others, went to his sleeping quarters.
He had not been in bed long, when the train of sad reveries, which supplied the place of rest in his disturbed mind, was suddenly interrupted by the jar of a door on its hinges, and a light was seen to glimmer in the apartment. Tressilian, who was as brave as steel, sprang from his bed at this alarm, and had laid hand upon his sword, when he was prevented from drawing it by a voice which said, “Be not too rash with your rapier, Master Tressilian. It is I, your host, Giles Gosling.”
He hadn’t been in bed long when a wave of sad thoughts, which filled the emptiness in his restless mind, was suddenly interrupted by the creaking of a door on its hinges, and a light flickered in the room. Tressilian, who was as brave as can be, jumped out of bed at the sound, ready to grab his sword, but he paused when he heard a voice say, “Don’t be too hasty with your rapier, Master Tressilian. It’s me, your host, Giles Gosling.”
At the same time, unshrouding the dark lantern, which had hitherto only emitted an indistinct glimmer, the goodly aspect and figure of the landlord of the Black Bear was visibly presented to his astonished guest.
At the same time, lifting the cover off the dark lantern, which had only been giving off a faint glow until now, the kind face and figure of the landlord of the Black Bear became clearly visible to his astonished guest.
“What mummery is this, mine host?” said Tressilian. “Have you supped as jollily as last night, and so mistaken your chamber? or is midnight a time for masquerading it in your guest's lodging?”
“What kind of trickery is this, my host?” said Tressilian. “Have you dined as cheerfully as last night and confused your room? Or is midnight a time for wearing a mask in your guest's quarters?”
“Master Tressilian,” replied mine host, “I know my place and my time as well as e'er a merry landlord in England. But here has been my hang-dog kinsman watching you as close as ever cat watched a mouse; and here have you, on the other hand, quarrelled and fought, either with him or with some other person, and I fear that danger will come of it.”
“Master Tressilian,” replied the innkeeper, “I know my role and my timing just as well as any cheerful landlord in England. But my sneaky relative has been watching you as closely as a cat watching a mouse; and on the other hand, you’ve been quarreling and fighting, either with him or with someone else, and I worry that trouble will come from it.”
“Go to, thou art but a fool, man,” said Tressilian. “Thy kinsman is beneath my resentment; and besides, why shouldst thou think I had quarrelled with any one whomsoever?”
“Come on, you’re just being foolish, man,” said Tressilian. “Your relative isn’t worth my anger; and besides, why would you think I’ve had a fight with anyone at all?”
“Oh, sir,” replied the innkeeper, “there was a red spot on thy very cheek-bone, which boded of a late brawl, as sure as the conjunction of Mars and Saturn threatens misfortune; and when you returned, the buckles of your girdle were brought forward, and your step was quick and hasty, and all things showed your hand and your hilt had been lately acquainted.”
“Oh, sir,” replied the innkeeper, “there was a red spot on your cheekbone that suggested a recent fight, just like the alignment of Mars and Saturn indicates trouble; and when you came back, the buckles of your belt were out of place, your step was quick and rushed, and everything indicated that your sword and your hand had just been in action.”
“Well, good mine host, if I have been obliged to draw my sword,” said Tressilian, “why should such a circumstance fetch thee out of thy warm bed at this time of night? Thou seest the mischief is all over.”
“Well, good host, if I have had to draw my sword,” said Tressilian, “why should that make you get out of your warm bed at this hour? You can see that the trouble is all over.”
“Under favour, that is what I doubt. Anthony Foster is a dangerous man, defended by strong court patronage, which hath borne him out in matters of very deep concernment. And, then, my kinsman—why, I have told you what he is; and if these two old cronies have made up their old acquaintance, I would not, my worshipful guest, that it should be at thy cost. I promise you, Mike Lambourne has been making very particular inquiries at my hostler when and which way you ride. Now, I would have you think whether you may not have done or said something for which you may be waylaid, and taken at disadvantage.”
“Under favor, that’s what I’m worried about. Anthony Foster is a dangerous man, backed by strong support from the court, which has helped him with very serious matters. And then there’s my relative—I've already told you what he’s like; and if these two old friends have rekindled their relationship, I wouldn’t want, my esteemed guest, for it to be at your expense. I assure you, Mike Lambourne has been making very specific inquiries with my stableman about when and how you ride. Now, I want you to consider whether you may have done or said something that could put you in a vulnerable position.”
“Thou art an honest man, mine host,” said Tressilian, after a moment's consideration, “and I will deal frankly with thee. If these men's malice is directed against me—as I deny not but it may—it is because they are the agents of a more powerful villain than themselves.”
“You're an honest man, my host,” Tressilian said after a moment of thought, “and I’ll be honest with you. If these men are plotting against me—as I can't deny they might be—it’s because they’re working for an even more powerful villain than themselves.”
“You mean Master Richard Varney, do you not?” said the landlord; “he was at Cumnor Place yesterday, and came not thither so private but what he was espied by one who told me.”
“You're talking about Master Richard Varney, right?” said the landlord. “He was at Cumnor Place yesterday, and he wasn't so discreet that someone didn’t notice him and tell me.”
“I mean the same, mine host.”
“I mean the same thing, host.”
“Then, for God's sake, worshipful Master Tressilian,” said honest Gosling, “look well to yourself. This Varney is the protector and patron of Anthony Foster, who holds under him, and by his favour, some lease of yonder mansion and the park. Varney got a large grant of the lands of the Abbacy of Abingdon, and Cumnor Place amongst others, from his master, the Earl of Leicester. Men say he can do everything with him, though I hold the Earl too good a nobleman to employ him as some men talk of. And then the Earl can do anything (that is, anything right or fitting) with the Queen, God bless her! So you see what an enemy you have made to yourself.”
“Then, for heaven’s sake, Master Tressilian,” said honest Gosling, “pay attention to yourself. This Varney is the protector and supporter of Anthony Foster, who sits under him and, thanks to his favor, has some lease on that mansion and the park over there. Varney received a big grant of the lands of the Abbacy of Abingdon, including Cumnor Place, from his boss, the Earl of Leicester. People say he can sway him completely, though I think the Earl is too honorable a nobleman to use him the way some folks say. And besides, the Earl can influence the Queen, God bless her! So you can see what an enemy you’ve created for yourself.”
“Well—it is done, and I cannot help it,” answered Tressilian.
“Well, it’s done, and there's nothing I can do about it,” replied Tressilian.
“Uds precious, but it must be helped in some manner,” said the host. “Richard Varney—why, what between his influence with my lord, and his pretending to so many old and vexatious claims in right of the abbot here, men fear almost to mention his name, much more to set themselves against his practices. You may judge by our discourses the last night. Men said their pleasure of Tony Foster, but not a word of Richard Varney, though all men judge him to be at the bottom of yonder mystery about the pretty wench. But perhaps you know more of that matter than I do; for women, though they wear not swords, are occasion for many a blade's exchanging a sheath of neat's leather for one of flesh and blood.”
“You're precious, but something needs to be done about it,” said the host. “Richard Varney—well, with his influence over my lord and all his claims that are both old and annoying in the name of the abbot here, people are almost afraid to say his name, let alone oppose his actions. You could see that from our conversations last night. People talked freely about Tony Foster, but not a word about Richard Varney, even though everyone thinks he’s behind the mystery regarding that pretty girl. But maybe you know more about it than I do; because women, even though they don’t carry swords, often cause many men to swap a leather sheath for one made of flesh and blood.”
“I do indeed know more of that poor unfortunate lady than thou dost, my friendly host; and so bankrupt am I, at this moment, of friends and advice, that I will willingly make a counsellor of thee, and tell thee the whole history, the rather that I have a favour to ask when my tale is ended.”
“I actually know more about that poor unfortunate lady than you do, my friendly host; and I’m so short on friends and advice right now that I’m happy to take you as my counselor and share the whole story, especially since I have a favor to ask when I’m done.”
“Good Master Tressilian,” said the landlord, “I am but a poor innkeeper, little able to adjust or counsel such a guest as yourself. But as sure as I have risen decently above the world, by giving good measure and reasonable charges, I am an honest man; and as such, if I may not be able to assist you, I am, at least, not capable to abuse your confidence. Say away therefore, as confidently as if you spoke to your father; and thus far at least be certain, that my curiosity—for I will not deny that which belongs to my calling—is joined to a reasonable degree of discretion.”
“Good Master Tressilian,” said the landlord, “I’m just a poor innkeeper, not really qualified to give advice or help someone like you. But as sure as I’ve managed to get by in life by providing good service and fair prices, I’m an honest man; and with that in mind, even if I can’t assist you, I won’t misuse your trust. So go ahead and speak freely, as if you were talking to your father; and just know that my curiosity—something I won’t deny is part of my job—is balanced by a reasonable amount of discretion.”
“I doubt it not, mine host,” answered Tressilian; and while his auditor remained in anxious expectation, he meditated for an instant how he should commence his narrative. “My tale,” he at length said, “to be quite intelligible, must begin at some distance back. You have heard of the battle of Stoke, my good host, and perhaps of old Sir Roger Robsart, who, in that battle, valiantly took part with Henry VII., the Queen's grandfather, and routed the Earl of Lincoln, Lord Geraldin and his wild Irish, and the Flemings whom the Duchess of Burgundy had sent over, in the quarrel of Lambert Simnel?”
“I’m sure of it, my friend,” Tressilian replied; and while his listener waited anxiously, he thought for a moment about how to start his story. “To make my tale clear,” he finally said, “I need to go back quite a ways. You’ve heard of the battle of Stoke, haven’t you, my good friend? And maybe of old Sir Roger Robsart, who fought bravely alongside Henry VII, the Queen's grandfather, and defeated the Earl of Lincoln, Lord Geraldin, and his wild Irish troops, as well as the Flemings sent over by the Duchess of Burgundy in the conflict involving Lambert Simnel?”
“I remember both one and the other,” said Giles Gosling; “it is sung of a dozen times a week on my ale-bench below. Sir Roger Robsart of Devon—oh, ay, 'tis him of whom minstrels sing to this hour,—
“I remember both,” said Giles Gosling; “it's sung about a dozen times a week at my pub downstairs. Sir Roger Robsart of Devon—oh, yes, that's the one the minstrels still sing about to this day,—
'He was the flower of Stoke's red field,
When Martin Swart on ground lay slain;
In raging rout he never reel'd,
But like a rock did firm remain.'
[This verse, or something similar, occurs in a long ballad, or
poem, on Flodden Field, reprinted by the late Henry Weber.]
'He was the best of Stoke's red field,
When Martin Swart was killed on the ground;
In the chaotic fight, he never faltered,
But stood strong like a rock.'
[This verse, or something similar, occurs in a long ballad, or
poem, on Flodden Field, reprinted by the late Henry Weber.]
“Ay, and then there was Martin Swart I have heard my grandfather talk of, and of the jolly Almains whom he commanded, with their slashed doublets and quaint hose, all frounced with ribands above the nether-stocks. Here's a song goes of Martin Swart, too, an I had but memory for it:—
“Ay, and then there was Martin Swart I’ve heard my grandfather talk about, and the merry Germans he led, with their stylish jackets and funny stockings, all fancy with ribbons above their pants. There’s a song about Martin Swart, too, if only I could remember it:—
'Martin Swart and his men,
Saddle them, saddle them,
Martin Swart and his men;
Saddle them well.'”
[This verse of an old song actually occurs in an old play where
the singer boasts,
“Courteously I can both counter and knack
Of Martin Swart and all his merry men.”]
'Martin Swart and his crew,
Get the horses ready, get the horses ready,
Martin Swart and his crew;
Make sure they’re saddled right.'”
[This line from an old song is actually part of an old play where
the singer brags,
“I can handle both the counter and the knack
Of Martin Swart and all his cheerful crew.”]
“True, good mine host—the day was long talked of; but if you sing so loud, you will awake more listeners than I care to commit my confidence unto.”
“It's true, good host—the day has been long anticipated; but if you sing that loudly, you'll attract more listeners than I'm willing to trust.”
“I crave pardon, my worshipful guest,” said mine host, “I was oblivious. When an old song comes across us merry old knights of the spigot, it runs away with our discretion.”
“I beg your pardon, my esteemed guest,” said the host, “I was unaware. When an old song catches the attention of us merry old knights of the bar, it sweeps away our judgment.”
“Well, mine host, my grandfather, like some other Cornishmen, kept a warm affection to the House of York, and espoused the quarrel of this Simnel, assuming the title of Earl of Warwick, as the county afterwards, in great numbers, countenanced the cause of Perkin Warbeck, calling himself the Duke of York. My grandsire joined Simnel's standard, and was taken fighting desperately at Stoke, where most of the leaders of that unhappy army were slain in their harness. The good knight to whom he rendered himself, Sir Roger Robsart, protected him from the immediate vengeance of the king, and dismissed him without ransom. But he was unable to guard him from other penalties of his rashness, being the heavy fines by which he was impoverished, according to Henry's mode of weakening his enemies. The good knight did what he might to mitigate the distresses of my ancestor; and their friendship became so strict, that my father was bred up as the sworn brother and intimate of the present Sir Hugh Robsart, the only son of Sir Roger, and the heir of his honest, and generous, and hospitable temper, though not equal to him in martial achievements.”
“Well, my host, my grandfather, like some other Cornishmen, had a strong affection for the House of York and supported the cause of this Simnel, taking on the title of Earl of Warwick. The county later rallied in large numbers behind Perkin Warbeck, who called himself the Duke of York. My grandfather joined Simnel's forces and was captured while fighting fiercely at Stoke, where many leaders of that unfortunate army were killed in battle. The kind knight he surrendered to, Sir Roger Robsart, saved him from the king's immediate punishment and let him go without ransom. However, he couldn't protect him from the other consequences of his rashness, which were the heavy fines that left him impoverished, a strategy Henry used to weaken his enemies. The kind knight did his best to ease my ancestor's troubles; their friendship became so strong that my father grew up as the sworn brother and close friend of the current Sir Hugh Robsart, the only son of Sir Roger and the heir to his honest, generous, and hospitable nature, though not as accomplished in battle.”
“I have heard of good Sir Hugh Robsart,” interrupted the host, “many a time and oft; his huntsman and sworn servant, Will Badger, hath spoken of him an hundred times in this very house. A jovial knight he is, and hath loved hospitality and open housekeeping more than the present fashion, which lays as much gold lace on the seams of a doublet as would feed a dozen of tall fellows with beef and ale for a twelvemonth, and let them have their evening at the alehouse once a week, to do good to the publican.”
“I’ve heard of good Sir Hugh Robsart,” interrupted the host, “many times; his huntsman and loyal servant, Will Badger, has talked about him countless times right in this very place. He’s a cheerful knight and prefers hospitality and a welcoming home over the current trend, which spends as much on gold lace for the seams of a jacket as could feed a dozen tall guys with beef and ale for a whole year, and still let them enjoy their evening at the pub once a week, benefiting the innkeeper.”
“If you have seen Will Badger, mine host,” said Tressilian, “you have heard enough of Sir Hugh Robsart; and therefore I will but say, that the hospitality you boast of hath proved somewhat detrimental to the estate of his family, which is perhaps of the less consequence, as he has but one daughter to whom to bequeath it. And here begins my share in the tale. Upon my father's death, now several years since, the good Sir Hugh would willingly have made me his constant companion. There was a time, however, at which I felt the kind knight's excessive love for field-sports detained me from studies, by which I might have profited more; but I ceased to regret the leisure which gratitude and hereditary friendship compelled me to bestow on these rural avocations. The exquisite beauty of Mistress Amy Robsart, as she grew up from childhood to woman, could not escape one whom circumstances obliged to be so constantly in her company—I loved her, in short, mine host, and her father saw it.”
“If you’ve seen Will Badger, the innkeeper,” said Tressilian, “you’ve heard enough about Sir Hugh Robsart; so I’ll just mention that the hospitality you brag about has been a bit harmful to his family’s estate, which is probably not a big deal since he has only one daughter to pass it on to. And here’s where my part in the story starts. After my father died several years ago, the kind Sir Hugh would have liked me to be his constant companion. However, there was a time when I felt that the knight’s love for hunting and sports kept me from studying, which I might have benefited from more; but I stopped regretting the time I spent on these rural activities because of gratitude and our family friendship. The stunning beauty of Mistress Amy Robsart, as she grew from a girl to a woman, couldn’t help but captivate someone who had to be around her all the time—I loved her, simply put, and her father noticed.”
“And crossed your true loves, no doubt?” said mine host. “It is the way in all such cases; and I judge it must have been so in your instance, from the heavy sigh you uttered even now.”
“And crossed your true loves, right?” said my host. “That's how it goes in all these situations; and I can tell it was the case for you, judging by the heavy sigh you just let out.”
“The case was different, mine host. My suit was highly approved by the generous Sir Hugh Robsart; it was his daughter who was cold to my passion.”
“The situation was different, my host. My proposal was greatly appreciated by the generous Sir Hugh Robsart; it was his daughter who was indifferent to my feelings.”
“She was the more dangerous enemy of the two,” said the innkeeper. “I fear me your suit proved a cold one.”
“She was the more dangerous enemy of the two,” said the innkeeper. “I’m afraid your attempt didn’t go well.”
“She yielded me her esteem,” said Tressilian, “and seemed not unwilling that I should hope it might ripen into a warmer passion. There was a contract of future marriage executed betwixt us, upon her father's intercession; but to comply with her anxious request, the execution was deferred for a twelvemonth. During this period, Richard Varney appeared in the country, and, availing himself of some distant family connection with Sir Hugh Robsart, spent much of his time in his company, until, at length, he almost lived in the family.”
“She gave me her respect,” said Tressilian, “and didn’t seem opposed to the idea of it developing into something deeper. There was a marriage contract agreed upon between us, thanks to her father's urging; however, to honor her worried request, we postponed the official signing for a year. During this time, Richard Varney showed up in the area and, taking advantage of a distant family connection with Sir Hugh Robsart, spent a lot of time with him, until eventually, he was practically living with the family.”
“That could bode no good to the place he honoured with his residence,” said Gosling.
"That can't be good for the place he lives," said Gosling.
“No, by the rood!” replied Tressilian. “Misunderstanding and misery followed his presence, yet so strangely that I am at this moment at a loss to trace the gradations of their encroachment upon a family which had, till then, been so happy. For a time Amy Robsart received the attentions of this man Varney with the indifference attached to common courtesies; then followed a period in which she seemed to regard him with dislike, and even with disgust; and then an extraordinary species of connection appeared to grow up betwixt them. Varney dropped those airs of pretension and gallantry which had marked his former approaches; and Amy, on the other hand, seemed to renounce the ill-disguised disgust with which she had regarded them. They seemed to have more of privacy and confidence together than I fully liked, and I suspected that they met in private, where there was less restraint than in our presence. Many circumstances, which I noticed but little at the time—for I deemed her heart as open as her angelic countenance—have since arisen on my memory, to convince me of their private understanding. But I need not detail them—the fact speaks for itself. She vanished from her father's house; Varney disappeared at the same time; and this very day I have seen her in the character of his paramour, living in the house of his sordid dependant Foster, and visited by him, muffled, and by a secret entrance.”
“No, truly!” Tressilian replied. “Misunderstanding and misery followed his presence in such a strange way that I'm currently at a loss to figure out how they crept into a family that had, until then, been so happy. For a while, Amy Robsart responded to this man Varney with the indifference typical of casual politeness; then, there came a time when she seemed to look at him with dislike, even disgust; and then an unusual type of connection seemed to develop between them. Varney dropped the pretentious and charming airs he had displayed before; and Amy, on the other hand, seemed to let go of the barely hidden disgust she had for those airs. They appeared to share more privacy and honesty than I was comfortable with, and I suspected they met in private, where there was less pressure than when we were around. Many things I didn't notice at the time—since I thought her heart was as open as her angelic face—have since come back to me, convincing me of their private relationship. But I don't need to go into all that—the evidence is clear. She disappeared from her father's house; Varney vanished at the same time; and just today, I saw her as his mistress, living in the house of his lowly servant Foster, and he visited her, all wrapped up, using a secret entrance.”
“And this, then, is the cause of your quarrel? Methinks, you should have been sure that the fair lady either desired or deserved your interference.”
“And this is the reason for your argument? I think you should have been certain that the beautiful lady either wanted or deserved your involvement.”
“Mine host,” answered Tressilian, “my father—such I must ever consider Sir Hugh Robsart—sits at home struggling with his grief, or, if so far recovered, vainly attempting to drown, in the practice of his field-sports, the recollection that he had once a daughter—a recollection which ever and anon breaks from him under circumstances the most pathetic. I could not brook the idea that he should live in misery, and Amy in guilt; and I endeavoured to-seek her out, with the hope of inducing her to return to her family. I have found her, and when I have either succeeded in my attempt, or have found it altogether unavailing, it is my purpose to embark for the Virginia voyage.”
“Host,” Tressilian replied, “my father—whom I must always think of as Sir Hugh Robsart—stays at home grappling with his sorrow, or, if he has somewhat recovered, futilely trying to drown the memory of having once had a daughter in his sports. This memory often resurfaces for him in the most heartbreaking ways. I couldn’t bear the thought of him living in misery while Amy lived in guilt; so I tried to find her, hoping to convince her to return to her family. I have found her, and once I either succeed in my mission or find it completely pointless, I plan to set off for the Virginia voyage.”
“Be not so rash, good sir,” replied Giles Gosling, “and cast not yourself away because a woman—to be brief—IS a woman, and changes her lovers like her suit of ribands, with no better reason than mere fantasy. And ere we probe this matter further, let me ask you what circumstances of suspicion directed you so truly to this lady's residence, or rather to her place of concealment?”
“Don’t be so quick to jump to conclusions, my friend,” replied Giles Gosling, “and don’t throw yourself away just because a woman— to put it simply— IS a woman, and changes her partners like she changes her ribbons, for no better reason than her whims. Before we delve deeper into this topic, may I ask what led you to suspect this lady's home, or rather her hiding place?”
“The last is the better chosen word, mine host,” answered Tressilian; “and touching your question, the knowledge that Varney held large grants of the demesnes formerly belonging to the monks of Abingdon directed me to this neighbourhood; and your nephew's visit to his old comrade Foster gave me the means of conviction on the subject.”
“The last is the better word, my host,” Tressilian replied; “and regarding your question, knowing that Varney had significant land grants that used to belong to the monks of Abingdon led me to this area; and your nephew's visit to his old friend Foster gave me the means to confirm this.”
“And what is now your purpose, worthy sir?—excuse my freedom in asking the question so broadly.”
“And what is your purpose now, good sir?—sorry for being so direct in asking.”
“I purpose, mine host,” said Tressilian, “to renew my visit to the place of her residence to-morrow, and to seek a more detailed communication with her than I have had to-day. She must indeed be widely changed from what she once was, if my words make no impression upon her.”
“I intend, my host,” said Tressilian, “to visit her place again tomorrow and to have a more in-depth conversation with her than I did today. She must have changed a lot from who she used to be if my words have no effect on her.”
“Under your favour, Master Tressilian,” said the landlord, “you can follow no such course. The lady, if I understand you, has already rejected your interference in the matter.”
“Under your favor, Master Tressilian,” said the landlord, “you can't take that route. The lady, if I understand correctly, has already turned down your involvement in this.”
“It is but too true,” said Tressilian; “I cannot deny it.”
“It’s all too true,” Tressilian said. “I can’t deny it.”
“Then, marry, by what right or interest do you process a compulsory interference with her inclination, disgraceful as it may be to herself and to her parents? Unless my judgment gulls me, those under whose protection she has thrown herself would have small hesitation to reject your interference, even if it were that of a father or brother; but as a discarded lover, you expose yourself to be repelled with the strong hand, as well as with scorn. You can apply to no magistrate for aid or countenance; and you are hunting, therefore, a shadow in water, and will only (excuse my plainness) come by ducking and danger in attempting to catch it.”
“Then, seriously, what right or interest do you have to forcefully interfere with her wishes, no matter how shameful it might be for her and her family? Unless I'm misjudging, those who she is relying on would hardly hesitate to reject your interference, even if you were her father or brother; but as an ex-lover, you risk being pushed away with force, as well as scorn. You can’t turn to any authority for help or support, so you’re basically chasing a mirage and will likely end up getting soaked and in danger trying to catch it.”
“I will appeal to the Earl of Leicester,” said Tressilian, “against the infamy of his favourite. He courts the severe and strict sect of Puritans. He dare not, for the sake of his own character, refuse my appeal, even although he were destitute of the principles of honour and nobleness with which fame invests him. Or I will appeal to the Queen herself.”
“I’m going to appeal to the Earl of Leicester,” Tressilian said, “about the disgrace of his favorite. He seeks the approval of the strict Puritans. He can’t afford to ignore my appeal for his own reputation, even if he lacks the principles of honor and nobility that his fame suggests he possesses. Or I will appeal directly to the Queen herself.”
“Should Leicester,” said the landlord, “be disposed to protect his dependant (as indeed he is said to be very confidential with Varney), the appeal to the Queen may bring them both to reason. Her Majesty is strict in such matters, and (if it be not treason to speak it) will rather, it is said, pardon a dozen courtiers for falling in love with herself, than one for giving preference to another woman. Coragio then, my brave guest! for if thou layest a petition from Sir Hugh at the foot of the throne, bucklered by the story of thine own wrongs, the favourite Earl dared as soon leap into the Thames at the fullest and deepest, as offer to protect Varney in a cause of this nature. But to do this with any chance of success, you must go formally to work; and, without staying here to tilt with the master of horse to a privy councillor, and expose yourself to the dagger of his cameradoes, you should hie you to Devonshire, get a petition drawn up for Sir Hugh Robsart, and make as many friends as you can to forward your interest at court.”
“Should Leicester,” said the landlord, “decide to protect his dependent (as he is said to be quite close with Varney), appealing to the Queen might bring them both to their senses. Her Majesty is strict about these things, and (if it's not treason to say so) it’s said she’d rather forgive a dozen courtiers for falling in love with her than one for favoring another woman. So summon your courage, my brave guest! If you present a petition from Sir Hugh at the throne, supported by your own story of wrongs, the favorite Earl would sooner jump into the Thames at its deepest than try to protect Varney in this matter. But to have any chance of success, you need to approach this formally; without sticking around to argue with the master of the horse or exposing yourself to the dagger of his allies, you should head to Devonshire, get a petition prepared for Sir Hugh Robsart, and make as many friends as possible to support your case at court.”
“You have spoken well, mine host,” said Tressilian, “and I will profit by your advice, and leave you to-morrow early.”
“You've made a good point, my host,” said Tressilian, “and I’ll take your advice and leave you early tomorrow.”
“Nay, leave me to-night, sir, before to-morrow comes,” said the landlord. “I never prayed for a guest's arrival more eagerly than I do to have you safely gone, My kinsman's destiny is most like to be hanged for something, but I would not that the cause were the murder of an honoured guest of mine. 'Better ride safe in the dark,' says the proverb, 'than in daylight with a cut-throat at your elbow.' Come, sir, I move you for your own safety. Your horse and all is ready, and here is your score.”
“Nay, leave me tonight, sir, before tomorrow comes,” said the landlord. “I've never wanted a guest to leave more than I do to have you safely gone. My kinsman is likely to be hanged for something, but I wouldn’t want the reason to be the murder of an honored guest of mine. 'Better ride safely in the dark,' says the proverb, 'than in daylight with a cut-throat at your side.' Come, sir, I'm urging you for your own safety. Your horse and everything are ready, and here’s your bill.”
“It is somewhat under a noble,” said Tressilian, giving one to the host; “give the balance to pretty Cicely, your daughter, and the servants of the house.”
“It’s just under a noble,” Tressilian said, handing one to the host; “give the rest to pretty Cicely, your daughter, and the household staff.”
“They shall taste of your bounty, sir,” said Gosling, “and you should taste of my daughter's lips in grateful acknowledgment, but at this hour she cannot grace the porch to greet your departure.”
“They will enjoy your generosity, sir,” said Gosling, “and you should enjoy a kiss from my daughter in appreciation, but at this hour, she cannot come to the porch to see you off.”
“Do not trust your daughter too far with your guests, my good landlord,” said Tressilian.
“Don’t trust your daughter too much with your guests, my good landlord,” said Tressilian.
“Oh, sir, we will keep measure; but I wonder not that you are jealous of them all.—May I crave to know with what aspect the fair lady at the Place yesterday received you?”
“Oh, sir, we will stay careful; but I’m not surprised that you’re jealous of them all. Can I ask how the beautiful lady at the Place greeted you yesterday?”
“I own,” said Tressilian, “it was angry as well as confused, and affords me little hope that she is yet awakened from her unhappy delusion.”
“I own,” said Tressilian, “it was angry as well as confused, and gives me little hope that she is still not awakened from her unhappy delusion.”
“In that case, sir, I see not why you should play the champion of a wench that will none of you, and incur the resentment of a favourite's favourite, as dangerous a monster as ever a knight adventurer encountered in the old story books.”
“In that case, sir, I don’t understand why you would defend a girl who wants nothing to do with you and risk the anger of a favorite’s favorite, as dangerous a foe as any knight ever faced in the old stories.”
“You do me wrong in the supposition, mine host—gross wrong,” said Tressilian; “I do not desire that Amy should ever turn thought upon me more. Let me but see her restored to her father, and all I have to do in Europe—perhaps in the world—is over and ended.”
“You’re mistaken in your assumption, my friend—completely mistaken,” Tressilian said. “I don’t want Amy to ever think of me again. Just let me see her back with her father, and everything I have to do in Europe—maybe even in the world—is finished.”
“A wiser resolution were to drink a cup of sack, and forget her,” said the landlord. “But five-and-twenty and fifty look on those matters with different eyes, especially when one cast of peepers is set in the skull of a young gallant, and the other in that of an old publican. I pity you, Master Tressilian, but I see not how I can aid you in the matter.”
“A smarter move would be to have a glass of wine and forget about her,” said the landlord. “But people in their twenties and fifties see things differently, especially when one perspective comes from a young man and the other from an old innkeeper. I feel for you, Master Tressilian, but I don’t see how I can help you with this.”
“Only thus far, mine host,” replied Tressilian—“keep a watch on the motions of those at the Place, which thou canst easily learn without suspicion, as all men's news fly to the ale-bench; and be pleased to communicate the tidings in writing to such person, and to no other, who shall bring you this ring as a special token. Look at it; it is of value, and I will freely bestow it on you.”
“Just this much, my host,” Tressilian replied. “Keep an eye on what’s happening at the Place; you can easily find out without raising suspicion, since news spreads quickly at the pub. Please pass on any updates in writing to the person who brings you this ring as a special sign. Take a look at it; it’s valuable, and I’ll gladly give it to you.”
“Nay, sir,” said the landlord, “I desire no recompense—but it seems an unadvised course in me, being in a public line, to connect myself in a matter of this dark and perilous nature. I have no interest in it.”
“Naw, sir,” said the landlord, “I don’t want any payment—but it seems like an unwise move on my part, being in a public business, to get involved in something this shady and risky. I have no stake in it.”
“You, and every father in the land, who would have his daughter released from the snares of shame, and sin, and misery, have an interest deeper than aught concerning earth only could create.”
“You, and every father in the country, who wants his daughter to be freed from the traps of shame, sin, and suffering, have a stake that goes deeper than anything that could be made just by earthly means.”
“Well, sir,” said the host, “these are brave words; and I do pity from my soul the frank-hearted old gentleman, who has minished his estate in good housekeeping for the honour of his country, and now has his daughter, who should be the stay of his age, and so forth, whisked up by such a kite as this Varney. And though your part in the matter is somewhat of the wildest, yet I will e'en be a madcap for company, and help you in your honest attempt to get back the good man's child, so far as being your faithful intelligencer can serve. And as I shall be true to you, I pray you to be trusty to me, and keep my secret; for it were bad for the custom of the Black Bear should it be said the bear-warder interfered in such matters. Varney has interest enough with the justices to dismount my noble emblem from the post on which he swings so gallantly, to call in my license, and ruin me from garret to cellar.”
“Well, sir,” said the host, “those are brave words; and I truly feel for the kind-hearted old gentleman, who has cut down his estate for the good of his country, and now his daughter, who should be his support in his old age, has been swept away by someone like Varney. And although your part in this is a bit reckless, I’ll join in the fun and help you in your honest attempt to get the good man's child back, as much as being your loyal informant can assist. And since I’ll be loyal to you, I ask that you be loyal to me and keep my secret; it would be bad for the reputation of the Black Bear if it got out that the bear-keeper got involved in these kinds of matters. Varney has enough influence with the magistrates to take down my noble emblem from the post where it proudly hangs, revoke my license, and ruin me completely.”
“Do not doubt my secrecy, mine host,” said Tressilian; “I will retain, besides, the deepest sense of thy service, and of the risk thou dost run—remember the ring is my sure token. And now, farewell! for it was thy wise advice that I should tarry here as short a time as may be.”
“Don’t doubt my confidentiality, my host,” said Tressilian; “I will also remember how grateful I am for your help and the risk you’re taking—don’t forget the ring is my guaranteed sign. And now, goodbye! Because it was your smart advice that I should stay here for as little time as possible.”
“Follow me, then, Sir Guest,” said the landlord, “and tread as gently as if eggs were under your foot, instead of deal boards. No man must know when or how you departed.”
“Follow me, then, Sir Guest,” said the landlord, “and walk as lightly as if there were eggs under your feet instead of wooden boards. No one must know when or how you left.”
By the aid of his dark lantern he conducted Tressilian, as soon as he had made himself ready for his journey, through a long intricacy of passages, which opened to an outer court, and from thence to a remote stable, where he had already placed his guest's horse. He then aided him to fasten on the saddle the small portmantle which contained his necessaries, opened a postern door, and with a hearty shake of the hand, and a reiteration of his promise to attend to what went on at Cumnor Place, he dismissed his guest to his solitary journey.
With the help of his dark lantern, he led Tressilian through a maze of passages as soon as he was ready for his journey. This brought them to an outer courtyard and then to a distant stable, where he had already prepared Tressilian’s horse. He helped him attach the small bag containing his essentials to the saddle, opened a side door, and with a firm handshake and a promise to keep an eye on things at Cumnor Place, he sent his guest off on his solitary journey.
CHAPTER IX.
Far in the lane a lonely hut he found,
No tenant ventured on the unwholesome ground:
Here smokes his forge, he bares his sinewy arm,
And early strokes the sounding anvil warm;
Around his shop the steely sparkles flew,
As for the steed he shaped the bending shoe.—GAY'S TRIVIA.
Far down the lane, he discovered a lonely hut,
No one dared to step onto the unhealthy ground:
Here, he works at his forge, flexing his strong arm,
And starts hitting the glowing anvil early;
Sparks flew around his shop like steel,
As he shaped the shoe for the horse.—GAY'S TRIVIA.
As it was deemed proper by the traveller himself, as well as by Giles Gosling, that Tressilian should avoid being seen in the neighbourhood of Cumnor by those whom accident might make early risers, the landlord had given him a route, consisting of various byways and lanes, which he was to follow in succession, and which, all the turns and short-cuts duly observed, was to conduct him to the public road to Marlborough.
As it was considered appropriate by both the traveler and Giles Gosling that Tressilian should not be seen in the Cumnor area by anyone who might be up early, the landlord had provided him with a route of winding paths and lanes to follow one after the other, which, if all the turns and shortcuts were taken correctly, would lead him to the main road to Marlborough.
But, like counsel of every other kind, this species of direction is much more easily given than followed; and what betwixt the intricacy of the way, the darkness of the night, Tressilian's ignorance of the country, and the sad and perplexing thoughts with which he had to contend, his journey proceeded so slowly, that morning found him only in the vale of Whitehorse, memorable for the defeat of the Danes in former days, with his horse deprived of a fore-foot shoe, an accident which threatened to put a stop to his journey by laming the animal. The residence of a smith was his first object of inquiry, in which he received little satisfaction from the dullness or sullenness of one or two peasants, early bound for their labour, who gave brief and indifferent answers to his questions on the subject. Anxious, at length, that the partner of his journey should suffer as little as possible from the unfortunate accident, Tressilian dismounted, and led his horse in the direction of a little hamlet, where he hoped either to find or hear tidings of such an artificer as he now wanted. Through a deep and muddy lane, he at length waded on to the place, which proved only an assemblage of five or six miserable huts, about the doors of which one or two persons, whose appearance seemed as rude as that of their dwellings, were beginning the toils of the day. One cottage, however, seemed of rather superior aspect, and the old dame, who was sweeping her threshold, appeared something less rude than her neighbours. To her Tressilian addressed the oft-repeated question, whether there was a smith in this neighbourhood, or any place where he could refresh his horse? The dame looked him in the face with a peculiar expression as she replied, “Smith! ay, truly is there a smith—what wouldst ha' wi' un, mon?”
But, like advice of any kind, this type of guidance is much easier to give than to follow. With the complicated path, the darkness of the night, Tressilian's unfamiliarity with the area, and the troubling thoughts weighing on him, his journey moved so slowly that morning found him only in the Vale of Whitehorse, known for the defeat of the Danes long ago. His horse had lost a front shoe, a mishap that threatened to halt his journey by injuring the animal. His first priority was to find a blacksmith, but he received little help from the dull or grumpy peasants heading to work, who gave short and uninterested answers to his questions. Worried that his horse would suffer because of the unfortunate event, Tressilian got off and led his horse toward a small village, hoping to find or hear about a blacksmith. After trudging through a deep, muddy lane, he finally arrived at a place that turned out to be just a cluster of five or six rundown huts, where a couple of people, looking as rough as their homes, were starting their day. One cottage, however, looked a bit better, and the old woman sweeping her doorstep seemed somewhat less unrefined than the others. Tressilian asked her the common question of whether there was a blacksmith nearby or anywhere he could rest his horse. The woman looked him in the eye with a strange look and replied, “Smith! Oh yes, there is a smith—what do you want with him, man?”
“To shoe my horse, good dame,” answered Tressiliany; “you may see that he has thrown a fore-foot shoe.”
“To shoe my horse, good lady,” replied Tressilian; “you can see that he’s lost a shoe on his front hoof.”
“Master Holiday!” exclaimed the dame, without returning any direct answer—“Master Herasmus Holiday, come and speak to mon, and please you.”
“Master Holiday!” exclaimed the lady, without giving a direct response—“Master Herasmus Holiday, come and talk to me, if you please.”
“FAVETE LINGUIS,” answered a voice from within; “I cannot now come forth, Gammer Sludge, being in the very sweetest bit of my morning studies.”
“Please be quiet,” replied a voice from inside; “I can't come out right now, Gammer Sludge, because I'm in the middle of the best part of my morning studies.”
“Nay, but, good now, Master Holiday, come ye out, do ye. Here's a mon would to Wayland Smith, and I care not to show him way to devil; his horse hath cast shoe.”
“Nah, come on now, Master Holiday, step outside, will you? Here's a guy who wants to see Wayland Smith, and I don't want to mislead him to the devil; his horse has lost a shoe.”
“QUID MIHI CUM CABALLO?” replied the man of learning from within; “I think there is but one wise man in the hundred, and they cannot shoe a horse without him!”
“WHAT DOES A HORSE HAVE TO DO WITH ME?” replied the scholar from inside; “I believe there’s only one wise man out of a hundred, and they can’t even put shoes on a horse without him!”
And forth came the honest pedagogue, for such his dress bespoke him. A long, lean, shambling, stooping figure was surmounted by a head thatched with lank, black hair somewhat inclining to grey. His features had the cast of habitual authority, which I suppose Dionysius carried with him from the throne to the schoolmaster's pulpit, and bequeathed as a legacy to all of the same profession, A black buckram cassock was gathered at his middle with a belt, at which hung, instead of knife or weapon, a goodly leathern pen-and-ink case. His ferula was stuck on the other side, like Harlequin's wooden sword; and he carried in his hand the tattered volume which he had been busily perusing.
And out came the honest teacher, as his outfit suggested. A tall, thin, awkward figure topped with a head of lank, black hair that was starting to go gray. His face had the look of someone who was used to being in charge, a trait I assume Dionysius brought from the throne to the teacher's desk, passing it down as an inheritance to everyone in the same line of work. A black fabric robe was cinched at his waist with a belt, from which hung, instead of a knife or weapon, a nice leather pen-and-ink case. His pointer was tucked on the other side, like a clown's wooden sword; and he held in his hand the worn book he had been deeply engrossed in.
On seeing a person of Tressilian's appearance, which he was better able to estimate than the country folks had been, the schoolmaster unbonneted, and accosted him with, “SALVE, DOMINE. INTELLIGISNE LINGUAM LATINAM?”
On seeing someone who looked like Tressilian, which he could evaluate better than the locals could, the schoolmaster took off his cap and approached him, saying, “Hello, sir. Do you understand Latin?”
Tressilian mustered his learning to reply, “LINGUAE LATINAE HAUD PENITUS IGNARUS, VENIA TUA, DOMINE ERUDITISSIME, VERNACULAM LIBENTIUS LOQUOR.”
Tressilian gathered his knowledge to respond, “I’m not completely ignorant of the Latin language, your esteemed lord, but I prefer to speak in my native tongue.”
The Latin reply had upon the schoolmaster the effect which the mason's sign is said to produce on the brethren of the trowel. He was at once interested in the learned traveller, listened with gravity to his story of a tired horse and a lost shoe, and then replied with solemnity, “It may appear a simple thing, most worshipful, to reply to you that there dwells, within a brief mile of these TUGURIA, the best FABER FERARIUS, the most accomplished blacksmith, that ever nailed iron upon horse. Now, were I to say so, I warrant me you would think yourself COMPOS VOTI, or, as the vulgar have it, a made man.”
The Latin reply had on the schoolmaster the same effect that a mason's sign is said to have on the trowel brethren. He immediately became interested in the knowledgeable traveler, listened seriously to his story about a tired horse and a lost shoe, and then replied earnestly, “It may seem like a simple thing, most esteemed, to tell you that just a short mile from these TUGURIA lives the best FABER FERARIUS, the most skilled blacksmith who ever put iron on a horse's hoof. Now, if I were to say that, I bet you would think of yourself as COMPOS VOTI, or as the common folks say, a made man.”
“I should at least,” said Tressilian, “have a direct answer to a plain question, which seems difficult to be obtained in this country.”
“I should at least,” said Tressilian, “get a straightforward answer to a simple question, which seems hard to get in this country.”
“It is a mere sending of a sinful soul to the evil un,” said the old woman, “the sending a living creature to Wayland Smith.”
“It’s just sending a sinful soul to the evil one,” said the old woman, “just like sending a living being to Wayland Smith.”
“Peace, Gammer Sludge!” said the pedagogue; “PAUCA VERBA, Gammer Sludge; look to the furmity, Gammer Sludge; CURETUR JENTACULUM, Gammer Sludge; this gentleman is none of thy gossips.” Then turning to Tressilian, he resumed his lofty tone, “And so, most worshipful, you would really think yourself FELIX BIS TERQUE should I point out to you the dwelling of this same smith?”
“Calm down, Gammer Sludge!” said the teacher; “LESS WORDS, Gammer Sludge; pay attention to the porridge, Gammer Sludge; LET’S HAVE BREAKFAST, Gammer Sludge; this gentleman is not one of your friends.” Then turning to Tressilian, he continued in a pretentious manner, “So, most honorable, you would truly consider yourself LUCKY TWICE OR THRICE if I were to show you the home of this same blacksmith?”
“Sir,” replied Tressilian, “I should in that case have all that I want at present—a horse fit to carry me forward;—out of hearing of your learning.” The last words he muttered to himself.
“Sir,” replied Tressilian, “in that case, I would have everything I need right now—a horse capable of taking me away;—out of earshot of your knowledge.” The last part he murmured to himself.
“O CAECA MENS MORTALIUM!” said the learned man “well was it sung by Junius Juvenalis, 'NUMINIBUS VOTA EXAUDITA MALIGNIS!'”
“O BLIND MIND OF MORTALS!” said the learned man, “it was well sung by Juvenal, 'VOWS HEARD BY MALEVOLENT DEITIES!'”
“Learned Magister,” said Tressilian, “your erudition so greatly exceeds my poor intellectual capacity that you must excuse my seeking elsewhere for information which I can better understand.”
“Wise Master,” Tressilian said, “your knowledge far surpasses my limited understanding, so please forgive me for looking elsewhere for information that I can comprehend better.”
“There again now,” replied the pedagogue, “how fondly you fly from him that would instruct you! Truly said Quintilian—”
“There you go again,” replied the teacher, “how eagerly you avoid the one who would teach you! Quintilian truly said—”
“I pray, sir, let Quintilian be for the present, and answer, in a word and in English, if your learning can condescend so far, whether there is any place here where I can have opportunity to refresh my horse until I can have him shod?”
“I ask you, sir, to set aside Quintilian for now and simply tell me, in plain English, if there's anywhere around here where I can let my horse rest until I can get him shod?”
“Thus much courtesy, sir,” said the schoolmaster, “I can readily render you, that although there is in this poor hamlet (NOSTRA PAUPERA REGNA) no regular HOSPITIUM, as my namesake Erasmus calleth it, yet, forasmuch as you are somewhat embued, or at least tinged, as it were, with good letters, I will use my interest with the good woman of the house to accommodate you with a platter of furmity—an wholesome food for which I have found no Latin phrase—your horse shall have a share of the cow-house, with a bottle of sweet hay, in which the good woman Sludge so much abounds, that it may be said of her cow, FAENUM HABET IN CORNU; and if it please you to bestow on me the pleasure of your company, the banquet shall cost you NE SEMISSEM QUIDEM, so much is Gammer Sludge bound to me for the pains I have bestowed on the top and bottom of her hopeful heir Dickie, whom I have painfully made to travel through the accidence.”
“Here’s some courtesy, sir,” said the schoolmaster, “I can gladly offer you that even though there’s no proper inn in this poor little village (NOSTRA PAUPERA REGNA), as my namesake Erasmus would call it, since you have some knowledge, or at least a bit of education, I’ll talk to the good woman of the house to get you a plate of furmity—a wholesome food for which I haven’t found a Latin term—your horse can stay in the barn, along with a bottle of sweet hay, which the good woman Sludge has plenty of, so much so that it could be said of her cow, FAENUM HABET IN CORNU; and if you’d like to enjoy my company, the banquet will cost you NE SEMISSEM QUIDEM, as Gammer Sludge owes me for the effort I put into the education of her hopeful heir Dickie, whom I’ve worked hard to make go through the basics.”
“Now, God yield ye for it, Master Herasmus,” said the good Gammer, “and grant that little Dickie may be the better for his accident! And for the rest, if the gentleman list to stay, breakfast shall be on the board in the wringing of a dishclout; and for horse-meat, and man's meat, I bear no such base mind as to ask a penny.”
“Now, may God help you with that, Master Herasmus,” said the kind Gammer, “and I hope little Dickie gets better from his accident! And as for the rest, if the gentleman wants to stay, breakfast will be ready in no time; and for horse feed and food for people, I’m not low enough to ask for any payment.”
Considering the state of his horse, Tressilian, upon the whole, saw no better course than to accept the invitation thus learnedly made and hospitably confirmed, and take chance that when the good pedagogue had exhausted every topic of conversation, he might possibly condescend to tell him where he could find the smith they spoke of. He entered the hut accordingly, and sat down with the learned Magister Erasmus Holiday, partook of his furmity, and listened to his learned account of himself for a good half hour, ere he could get him to talk upon any other topic, The reader will readily excuse our accompanying this man of learning into all the details with which he favoured Tressilian, of which the following sketch may suffice.
Considering the condition of his horse, Tressilian saw no better option than to accept the invitation, which was both learned and kind, and hoped that after the good teacher had talked about everything under the sun, he might eventually share where to find the blacksmith they mentioned. He entered the hut and sat down with the learned Magister Erasmus Holiday, shared in his furmity, and listened to his self-important monologue for a good half hour before he could steer the conversation to any other subject. The reader will easily forgive us for not detailing every aspect of what this scholar shared with Tressilian; a brief summary will suffice.
He was born at Hogsnorton, where, according to popular saying, the pigs play upon the organ; a proverb which he interpreted allegorically, as having reference to the herd of Epicurus, of which litter Horace confessed himself a porker. His name of Erasmus he derived partly from his father having been the son of a renowned washerwoman, who had held that great scholar in clean linen all the while he was at Oxford; a task of some difficulty, as he was only possessed of two shirts, “the one,” as she expressed herself, “to wash the other,” The vestiges of one of these CAMICIAE, as Master Holiday boasted, were still in his possession, having fortunately been detained by his grandmother to cover the balance of her bill. But he thought there was a still higher and overruling cause for his having had the name of Erasmus conferred on him—namely, the secret presentiment of his mother's mind that, in the babe to be christened, was a hidden genius, which should one day lead him to rival the fame of the great scholar of Amsterdam. The schoolmaster's surname led him as far into dissertation as his Christian appellative. He was inclined to think that he bore the name of Holiday QUASI LUCUS A NON LUCENDO, because he gave such few holidays to his school. “Hence,” said he, “the schoolmaster is termed, classically, LUDI MAGISTER, because he deprives boys of their play.” And yet, on the other hand, he thought it might bear a very different interpretation, and refer to his own exquisite art in arranging pageants, morris-dances, May-day festivities, and such-like holiday delights, for which he assured Tressilian he had positively the purest and the most inventive brain in England; insomuch, that his cunning in framing such pleasures had made him known to many honourable persons, both in country and court, and especially to the noble Earl of Leicester. “And although he may now seem to forget me,” he said, “in the multitude of state affairs, yet I am well assured that, had he some pretty pastime to array for entertainment of the Queen's Grace, horse and man would be seeking the humble cottage of Erasmus Holiday. PARVO CONTENTUS, in the meanwhile, I hear my pupils parse and construe, worshipful sir, and drive away my time with the aid of the Muses. And I have at all times, when in correspondence with foreign scholars, subscribed myself Erasmus ab Die Fausto, and have enjoyed the distinction due to the learned under that title: witness the erudite Diedrichus Buckerschockius, who dedicated to me under that title his treatise on the letter TAU. In fine, sir, I have been a happy and distinguished man.”
He was born in Hogsnorton, where, as the saying goes, the pigs play the organ; a saying he interpreted allegorically, relating it to the followers of Epicurus, among whom Horace admitted he was a part. He got his name, Erasmus, partly because his father was the son of a famous washerwoman who kept that great scholar in clean clothes while he was at Oxford—a tricky job since he only had two shirts, “one to wash and the other to wear,” as she put it. The remnants of one of these CAMICIAE, as Master Holiday liked to brag, were still with him, having been kept by his grandmother to settle her bill. Still, he believed there was an even greater reason he was given the name Erasmus—his mother's secret intuition that the baby to be baptized held a hidden genius that would one day match the fame of the great scholar from Amsterdam. As for the schoolmaster's surname, it led him into as much discussion as his first name. He liked to think his name, Holiday, was a play on words, like “lucus a non lucendo,” because he gave so few holidays to his students. “Therefore,” he said, “the schoolmaster is classically called LUDI MAGISTER because he takes away the boys' fun.” Yet, he also considered that it could have another meaning, referring to his talent for organizing events, Morris dances, May Day celebrations, and other festive activities, for which he assured Tressilian he had the most creative and brilliant mind in England; so much so that his skill in crafting such entertainments had earned him recognition from many respected people, both in the countryside and at court, especially from the noble Earl of Leicester. “And although he may now seem to overlook me,” he said, “amid a sea of state matters, I am confident that if he had a lovely event to plan for the Queen’s Grace, horse and rider would be on their way to the humble cottage of Erasmus Holiday. PARVO CONTENTUS, in the meantime, I hear my pupils parsing and interpreting, esteemed sir, and pass my time with the help of the Muses. And I have always, when corresponding with foreign scholars, signed myself Erasmus ab Die Fausto, and enjoyed the respect due to learned individuals under that title: take for example the scholarly Diedrichus Buckerschockius, who dedicated his work on the letter TAU to me under that title. In short, sir, I have been a happy and distinguished man.”
“Long may it be so, sir!” said the traveller; “but permit me to ask, in your own learned phrase, QUID HOC AD IPHYCLI BOVES? what has all this to do with the shoeing of my poor nag?”
“May it always be this way, sir!” said the traveler; “but let me ask, in your own scholarly words, QUID HOC AD IPHYCLI BOVES? What does all this have to do with shoeing my poor horse?”
“FESTINA LENTE,” said the man of learning, “we will presently came to that point. You must know that some two or three years past there came to these parts one who called himself Doctor Doboobie, although it may be he never wrote even MAGISTER ARTIUM, save in right of his hungry belly. Or it may be, that if he had any degrees, they were of the devil's giving; for he was what the vulgar call a white witch, a cunning man, and such like.—Now, good sir, I perceive you are impatient; but if a man tell not his tale his own way, how have you warrant to think that he can tell it in yours?”
“FESTINA LENTE,” said the learned man, “we'll get to that point soon. You should know that a couple of years ago, someone who called himself Doctor Doboobie came to these parts, though he might never have actually earned even a MAGISTER ARTIUM, except by the growling of his stomach. Or maybe, if he did have any degrees, they were given by the devil; for he was what people commonly refer to as a white witch, a cunning man, and the like.—Now, good sir, I see you are eager; but if a man doesn't tell his story in his own way, how can you be sure he can tell it in yours?”
“Well, then, learned sir, take your way,” answered Tressilian; “only let us travel at a sharper pace, for my time is somewhat of the shortest.”
“Well, then, wise sir, go ahead,” Tressilian replied, “but let's move a bit faster since I don’t have much time.”
“Well, sir,” resumed Erasmus Holiday, with the most provoking perseverance, “I will not say that this same Demetrius for so he wrote himself when in foreign parts, was an actual conjurer, but certain it is that he professed to be a brother of the mystical Order of the Rosy Cross, a disciple of Geber (EX NOMINE CUJUS VENIT VERBUM VERNACULUM, GIBBERISH). He cured wounds by salving the weapon instead of the sore; told fortunes by palmistry; discovered stolen goods by the sieve and shears; gathered the right maddow and the male fern seed, through use of which men walk invisible; pretended some advances towards the panacea, or universal elixir; and affected to convert good lead into sorry silver.”
“Well, sir,” continued Erasmus Holiday, with the most annoying persistence, “I won’t say that this guy Demetrius—since that’s what he called himself when he was abroad—was a real magician, but it's clear he claimed to be a member of the mystical Order of the Rosy Cross, a student of Geber (EX NOMINE CUJUS VENIT VERBUM VERNACULUM, GIBBERISH). He healed wounds by treating the weapon instead of the injury; read fortunes through palmistry; uncovered stolen items using a sieve and shears; gathered the right herbs and male fern seeds, with which people become invisible; pretended to make progress toward a cure-all or universal potion; and acted like he could turn base metal into precious silver.”
“In other words,” said Tressilian, “he was a quacksalver and common cheat; but what has all this to do with my nag, and the shoe which he has lost?”
“In other words,” Tressilian said, “he was a fraud and a typical scam artist; but what does this have to do with my horse and the shoe he lost?”
“With your worshipful patience,” replied the diffusive man of letters, “you shall understand that presently—PATIENTIA then, right worshipful, which word, according to our Marcus Tullius, is 'DIFFICILIUM RERUM DIURNA PERPESSIO.' This same Demetrius Doboobie, after dealing with the country, as I have told you, began to acquire fame INTER MAGNATES, among the prime men of the land, and there is likelihood he might have aspired to great matters, had not, according to vulgar fame (for I aver not the thing as according with my certain knowledge), the devil claimed his right, one dark night, and flown off with Demetrius, who was never seen or heard of afterwards. Now here comes the MEDULLA, the very marrow, of my tale. This Doctor Doboobie had a servant, a poor snake, whom he employed in trimming his furnace, regulating it by just measure—compounding his drugs—tracing his circles—cajoling his patients, ET SIC DE CAETERIS. Well, right worshipful, the Doctor being removed thus strangely, and in a way which struck the whole country with terror, this poor Zany thinks to himself, in the words of Maro, 'UNO AVULSO, NON DEFICIT ALTER;' and, even as a tradesman's apprentice sets himself up in his master's shop when he is dead or hath retired from business, so doth this Wayland assume the dangerous trade of his defunct master. But although, most worshipful sir, the world is ever prone to listen to the pretensions of such unworthy men, who are, indeed, mere SALTIM BANQUI and CHARLATANI, though usurping the style and skill of doctors of medicine, yet the pretensions of this poor Zany, this Wayland, were too gross to pass on them, nor was there a mere rustic, a villager, who was not ready to accost him in the sense of Persius, though in their own rugged words,—
“With your esteemed patience,” replied the wordy man of letters, “you’ll soon understand that, hello—PATIENTIA then, esteemed one, which term, according to our Marcus Tullius, means 'DIFFICILIUM RERUM DIURNA PERPESSIO.' This same Demetrius Doboobie, after dealing with the countryside, as I mentioned, began to gain fame INTER MAGNATES, among the top men of the land, and there’s a good chance he might have aimed for great things, had not, according to common rumor (for I don't claim to know this for sure), the devil claimed his right one dark night, and whisked off Demetrius, who was never seen or heard from again. Now here comes the MEDULLA, the very essence of my story. This Doctor Doboobie had a servant, a poor fool, whom he had working on his furnace, managing it just right—mixing his potions—drawing his diagrams—sweet-talking his patients, AND SO ON. Well, esteemed sir, after the Doctor's strange disappearance, which terrified the entire country, this poor Zany thinks to himself, in the words of Maro, 'UNO AVULSO, NON DEFICIT ALTER;' and just like an apprentice setting up shop after his master has died or retired, this Wayland took on the risky trade of his late master. But although, most honored sir, the world is always eager to entertain the claims of such unworthy people, who are, in fact, mere SALTIM BANQUI and CHARLATANI, while pretending to be doctors of medicine, even the claims of this poor Zany, this Wayland, were too ridiculous to be accepted, and not a single farmer or villager was ready to approach him with anything less than the sentiment of Persius, though in their own rough terms,—
DILIUS HELLEBORUM CERTO COMPESCERE PUNCTO
NESCIUS EXAMEN? VETAT HOC NATURA MEDENDI;
DILIUS HELLEBORUM CERTO COMPESCERE PUNCTO
NESCIUS EXAMEN? VETAT HOC NATURA MEDENDI;
which I have thus rendered in a poor paraphrase of mine own,—
which I have now expressed in a poor paraphrase of my own,—
Wilt thou mix hellebore, who dost not know
How many grains should to the mixture go?
The art of medicine this forbids, I trow.
Will you mix hellebore, you who do not know
How many grains should go into the mixture?
The art of medicine prohibits this, I believe.
“Moreover, the evil reputation of the master, and his strange and doubtful end, or at least sudden disappearance, prevented any, excepting the most desperate of men, to seek any advice or opinion from the servant; wherefore, the poor vermin was likely at first to swarf for very hunger. But the devil that serves him, since the death of Demetrius or Doboobie, put him on a fresh device. This knave, whether from the inspiration of the devil, or from early education, shoes horses better than e'er a man betwixt us and Iceland; and so he gives up his practice on the bipeds, the two-legged and unfledged species called mankind, and betakes him entirely to shoeing of horses.”
“Also, the bad reputation of the master, along with his strange and questionable end, or at least his sudden disappearance, kept everyone except the most desperate from seeking advice or opinions from the servant. As a result, the poor creature was likely to starve at first. But the devil serving him, since the death of Demetrius or Doboobie, came up with a new idea. This trickster, whether inspired by the devil or shaped by his early upbringing, shoes horses better than anyone between us and Iceland; so he gave up working on humans, the two-legged and untrained species we call mankind, and focused entirely on shoeing horses.”
“Indeed! and where does he lodge all this time?” said Tressilian. “And does he shoe horses well? Show me his dwelling presently.”
“Definitely! So where has he been staying all this time?” asked Tressilian. “And is he good at shoeing horses? Show me where he lives right now.”
The interruption pleased not the Magister, who exclaimed, “O CAECA MENS MORTALIUM!—though, by the way, I used that quotation before. But I would the classics could afford me any sentiment of power to stop those who are so willing to rush upon their own destruction. Hear but, I pray you, the conditions of this man,” said he, in continuation, “ere you are so willing to place yourself within his danger—”
The interruption did not please the Magister, who exclaimed, “Oh, blind mind of mortals!—though, by the way, I’ve already used that quote before. But I wish the classics could give me some power to stop those who are so eager to rush toward their own destruction. Just listen to the conditions of this man,” he continued, “before you’re so quick to put yourself in his danger—”
“A' takes no money for a's work,” said the dame, who stood by, enraptured as it were with the line words and learned apophthegms which glided so fluently from her erudite inmate, Master Holiday. But this interruption pleased not the Magister more than that of the traveller.
“A' doesn’t take any money for a's work,” said the woman, who stood by, captivated by the wise words and learned sayings that flowed so smoothly from her learned roommate, Master Holiday. But this interruption pleased the teacher no more than that of the traveler.
“Peace,” said he, “Gammer Sludge; know your place, if it be your will. SUFFLAMINA, Gammer Sludge, and allow me to expound this matter to our worshipful guest.—Sir,” said he, again addressing Tressilian, “this old woman speaks true, though in her own rude style; for certainly this FABER FERRARIUS, or blacksmith, takes money of no one.”
“Peace,” he said, “Gammer Sludge; know your role, if that’s what you want. SUFFLAMINA, Gammer Sludge, and let me explain this to our esteemed guest.—Sir,” he continued, addressing Tressilian again, “this old woman is telling the truth, even if her style is rough; for certainly this FABER FERRARIUS, or blacksmith, doesn’t take money from anyone.”
“And that is a sure sign he deals with Satan,” said Dame Sludge; “since no good Christian would ever refuse the wages of his labour.”
“And that’s a clear sign he’s working with the devil,” said Dame Sludge; “because no good Christian would ever turn down the pay for their work.”
“The old woman hath touched it again,” said the pedagogue; “REM ACU TETIGIT—she hath pricked it with her needle's point. This Wayland takes no money, indeed; nor doth he show himself to any one.”
“The old woman has touched it again,” said the teacher; “REM ACU TETIGIT—she has pricked it with her needle's point. This Wayland takes no money, really; nor does he show himself to anyone.”
“And can this madman, for such I hold him,” said the traveller, “know aught like good skill of his trade?”
“And can this crazy guy, as I see him,” said the traveler, “know anything that resembles good skill in his trade?”
“Oh, sir, in that let us give the devil his due—Mulciber himself, with all his Cyclops, could hardly amend him. But assuredly there is little wisdom in taking counsel or receiving aid from one who is but too plainly in league with the author of evil.”
“Oh, sir, let's give credit where it's due—Mulciber himself, along with all his Cyclops, could hardly do a better job. But it's certainly not wise to seek advice or help from someone who is clearly in cahoots with the source of evil.”
“I must take my chance of that, good Master Holiday,” said Tressilian, rising; “and as my horse must now have eaten his provender, I must needs thank you for your good cheer, and pray you to show me this man's residence, that I may have the means of proceeding on my journey.”
“I have to take that risk, good Master Holiday,” said Tressilian, getting up; “and since my horse must have finished his feed by now, I have to thank you for your hospitality and ask you to show me where this man lives so I can continue my journey.”
“Ay, ay, do ye show him, Master Herasmus,” said the old dame, who was, perhaps, desirous to get her house freed of her guest; “a' must needs go when the devil drives.”
“Ay, ay, you should definitely show him, Master Herasmus,” said the old lady, who was probably eager to get rid of her guest; “he has to go when the devil pushes.”
“DO MANUS,” said the Magister, “I submit—taking the world to witness, that I have possessed this honourable gentleman with the full injustice which he has done and shall do to his own soul, if he becomes thus a trinketer with Satan. Neither will I go forth with our guest myself, but rather send my pupil.—RICARDE! ADSIS, NEBULO.”
“DO MANUS,” said the Magister, “I declare—taking the world as my witness, that I have shown this honorable gentleman the complete injustice he has done and will do to his own soul if he continues to toy with Satan. I will not accompany our guest myself, but will instead send my student.—RICARDE! ADSIS, NEBULO.”
“Under your favour, not so,” answered the old woman; “you may peril your own soul, if you list, but my son shall budge on no such errand. And I wonder at you, Dominie Doctor, to propose such a piece of service for little Dickie.”
“Not a chance,” replied the old woman. “You can risk your own soul if you want, but my son won’t take on such a task. And I’m surprised at you, Dominie Doctor, for suggesting such a thing for little Dickie.”
“Nay, my good Gammer Sludge,” answered the preceptor, “Ricardus shall go but to the top of the hill, and indicate with his digit to the stranger the dwelling of Wayland Smith. Believe not that any evil can come to him, he having read this morning, fasting, a chapter of the Septuagint, and, moreover, having had his lesson in the Greek Testament.”
“Nah, my good Gammer Sludge,” replied the teacher, “Ricardus will only go to the top of the hill and point with his finger to the place where Wayland Smith lives. Don’t believe that any harm can come to him; he read a chapter of the Septuagint this morning while fasting, and he also had his lesson in the Greek Testament.”
“Ay,” said his mother, “and I have sewn a sprig of witch's elm in the neck of un's doublet, ever since that foul thief has begun his practices on man and beast in these parts.”
“Ay,” said his mother, “and I've stitched a sprig of witch's elm into the neck of his doublet, ever since that disgusting thief started his tricks on people and animals around here.”
“And as he goes oft (as I hugely suspect) towards this conjurer for his own pastime, he may for once go thither, or near it, to pleasure us, and to assist this stranger.—ERGO, HEUS RICARDE! ADSIS, QUAESO, MI DIDASCULE.”
“And as he often goes (as I strongly suspect) to this magician for his own amusement, he might go there this time, or close to it, to entertain us and to help this stranger.—SO, HEY RICHARD! BE HERE, PLEASE, MY TEACHER.”
The pupil, thus affectionately invoked, at length came stumbling into the room; a queer, shambling, ill-made urchin, who, by his stunted growth, seemed about twelve or thirteen years old, though he was probably, in reality, a year or two older, with a carroty pate in huge disorder, a freckled, sunburnt visage, with a snub nose, a long chin, and two peery grey eyes, which had a droll obliquity of vision, approaching to a squint, though perhaps not a decided one. It was impossible to look at the little man without some disposition to laugh, especially when Gammer Sludge, seizing upon and kissing him, in spite of his struggling and kicking in reply to her caresses, termed him her own precious pearl of beauty.
The student, affectionately called, eventually stumbled into the room; a strange, awkward, poorly built kid, who, due to his short stature, looked about twelve or thirteen years old, although he was probably a year or two older. He had a messy, carrot-colored mop of hair, a freckled, sunburned face, a snub nose, a long chin, and two squinty grey eyes that had a quirky squint to them, although perhaps not a strong one. It was hard to look at the little guy without wanting to laugh, especially when Gammer Sludge grabbed him and kissed him, despite his struggles and kicks in response to her affection, calling him her own precious pearl of beauty.
“RICARDE,” said the preceptor, “you must forthwith (which is PROFECTO) set forth so far as the top of the hill, and show this man of worship Wayland Smith's workshop.”
“RICARDE,” said the teacher, “you must immediately (which is indeed) go as far as the top of the hill and show this respected man Wayland Smith's workshop.”
“A proper errand of a morning,” said the boy, in better language than Tressilian expected; “and who knows but the devil may fly away with me before I come back?”
“A proper errand in the morning,” said the boy, using better language than Tressilian expected; “and who knows, maybe the devil will take me away before I come back?”
“Ay, marry may un,” said Dame Sludge; “and you might have thought twice, Master Domine, ere you sent my dainty darling on arrow such errand. It is not for such doings I feed your belly and clothe your back, I warrant you!”
“Ay, maybe you should reconsider,” said Dame Sludge; “and you might have thought twice, Master Domine, before you sent my sweet darling on such a mission. It’s not for this kind of stuff that I feed you and clothe you, I assure you!”
“Pshaw—NUGAE, good Gammer Sludge,” answered the preceptor; “I ensure you that Satan, if there be Satan in the case, shall not touch a thread of his garment; for Dickie can say his PATER with the best, and may defy the foul fiend—EUMENIDES, STYGIUMQUE NEFAS.”
“Come on—NUGAE, good Gammer Sludge,” replied the teacher; “I assure you that Satan, if he’s involved, won’t touch a single thread of his clothing; because Dickie can say his PATER like the best of them, and can challenge that wicked fiend—EUMENIDES, STYGIUMQUE NEFAS.”
“Ay, and I, as I said before, have sewed a sprig of the mountain-ash into his collar,” said the good woman, “which will avail more than your clerkship, I wus; but for all that, it is ill to seek the devil or his mates either.”
“Ay, and I, as I mentioned before, have sewn a sprig of the mountain-ash into his collar,” said the good woman, “which will be more useful than your clerical skills, I swear; but still, it’s not wise to go looking for the devil or his buddies either.”
“My good boy,” said Tressilian, who saw, from a grotesque sneer on Dickie's face, that he was more likely to act upon his own bottom than by the instructions of his elders, “I will give thee a silver groat, my pretty fellow, if you will but guide me to this man's forge.”
“My good boy,” said Tressilian, noticing the silly smirk on Dickie’s face, which made it clear he was more likely to follow his own instincts than the advice of his elders, “I will give you a silver groat, my fine fellow, if you just show me the way to this man’s forge.”
The boy gave him a knowing side-look, which seemed to promise acquiescence, while at the same time he exclaimed, “I be your guide to Wayland Smith's! Why, man, did I not say that the devil might fly off with me, just as the kite there” (looking to the window) “is flying off with one of grandam's chicks?”
The boy gave him a knowing side glance, which seemed to promise agreement, while at the same time he exclaimed, “I’ll be your guide to Wayland Smith's! Why, man, didn’t I say that the devil might take me away, just like that kite over there” (looking out the window) “is taking one of grandma's chicks?”
“The kite! the kite!” exclaimed the old woman in return, and forgetting all other matters in her alarm, hastened to the rescue of her chickens as fast as her old legs could carry her.
“The kite! The kite!” shouted the old woman in response, and forgetting everything else in her panic, rushed to save her chickens as quickly as her aged legs could manage.
“Now for it,” said the urchin to Tressilian; “snatch your beaver, get out your horse, and have at the silver groat you spoke of.”
“Let’s do this,” said the kid to Tressilian; “grab your hat, get your horse, and go for the silver coin you mentioned.”
“Nay, but tarry, tarry,” said the preceptor—“SUFFLAMINA, RICARDE!”
“Nah, wait, just wait,” said the teacher—“SUFFLAMINA, RICARDE!”
“Tarry yourself,” said Dickie, “and think what answer you are to make to granny for sending me post to the devil.”
“Tarry a moment,” said Dickie, “and think about what response you’ll give to grandma for sending me off to hell.”
The teacher, aware of the responsibility he was incurring, bustled up in great haste to lay hold of the urchin and to prevent his departure; but Dickie slipped through his fingers, bolted from the cottage, and sped him to the top of a neighbouring rising ground, while the preceptor, despairing, by well-taught experience, of recovering his pupil by speed of foot, had recourse to the most honied epithets the Latin vocabulary affords to persuade his return. But to MI ANIME, CORCULUM MEUM, and all such classical endearments, the truant turned a deaf ear, and kept frisking on the top of the rising ground like a goblin by moonlight, making signs to his new acquaintance, Tressilian, to follow him.
The teacher, realizing the responsibility he was taking on, hurried to catch the kid and stop him from leaving; but Dickie slipped away, dashed out of the cottage, and ran to the top of a nearby hill. The teacher, knowing from experience that he wouldn't catch his student by running, tried to use the sweetest words in Latin to get him to come back. But to phrases like MI ANIME, CORCULUM MEUM, and all those classic terms of endearment, the runaway paid no attention and kept jumping around on top of the hill like a little goblin in the moonlight, signaling for his new friend, Tressilian, to follow him.
The traveller lost no time in getting out his horse and departing to join his elvish guide, after half-forcing on the poor, deserted teacher a recompense for the entertainment he had received, which partly allayed that terror he had for facing the return of the old lady of the mansion. Apparently this took place soon afterwards; for ere Tressilian and his guide had proceeded far on their journey, they heard the screams of a cracked female voice, intermingled with the classical objurgations of Master Erasmus Holiday. But Dickie Sludge, equally deaf to the voice of maternal tenderness and of magisterial authority, skipped on unconsciously before Tressilian, only observing that “if they cried themselves hoarse, they might go lick the honey-pot, for he had eaten up all the honey-comb himself on yesterday even.”
The traveler wasted no time getting his horse ready and setting off to meet his elvish guide, after somewhat reluctantly giving the lonely teacher a reward for the entertainment he had provided, which helped ease the teacher's fear of facing the old lady of the mansion again. This seemed to happen soon after; for before Tressilian and his guide had gone far on their journey, they heard the screams of a shrill female voice mixed with the classic complaints of Master Erasmus Holiday. But Dickie Sludge, completely oblivious to both the affectionate voice of his mother and the authority of his teacher, skipped cheerfully ahead of Tressilian, only noting that "if they cried until they lost their voices, they could go lick the honey pot, because he had eaten all the honeycomb himself just the day before."
CHAPTER X.
There entering in, they found the goodman selfe
Full busylie unto his work ybent,
Who was to weet a wretched wearish elf,
With hollow eyes and rawbone cheeks forspent,
As if he had been long in prison pent.—THE FAERY QUEENE.
There, as they entered, they found the man himself
Fully absorbed in his work,
Who was clearly a miserable, worn-out guy,
With hollow eyes and skinny, tired cheeks,
As if he had been locked up in prison for a long time.—THE FAERY QUEENE.
“Are we far from the dwelling of this smith, my pretty lad?” said Tressilian to his young guide.
“Are we far from the blacksmith’s place, my young friend?” Tressilian asked his young guide.
“How is it you call me?” said the boy, looking askew at him with his sharp, grey eyes.
“How do you call me?” the boy asked, glancing at him with his sharp, grey eyes.
“I call you my pretty lad—is there any offence in that, my boy?”
“I’m calling you my cute guy—what's wrong with that, my boy?”
“No; but were you with my grandam and Dominie Holiday, you might sing chorus to the old song of
“No; but if you were with my grandma and Dominie Holiday, you could join in the chorus of the old song of
'We three
Tom-fools be.'”
'We three
are fools.'”
“And why so, my little man?” said Tressilian.
“And why is that, my little man?” said Tressilian.
“Because,” answered the ugly urchin, “you are the only three ever called me pretty lad. Now my grandam does it because she is parcel blind by age, and whole blind by kindred; and my master, the poor Dominie, does it to curry favour, and have the fullest platter of furmity and the warmest seat by the fire. But what you call me pretty lad for, you know best yourself.”
“Because,” replied the ugly kid, “you’re the only three who have ever called me a pretty boy. My grandma says it because she’s partly blind from age and completely blind thanks to family; and my master, the poor teacher, says it to butter me up and get the biggest serving of porridge and the coziest spot by the fire. But why you call me pretty boy, only you know.”
“Thou art a sharp wag at least, if not a pretty one. But what do thy playfellows call thee?”
"You’re definitely clever, if not cute. But what do your friends call you?"
“Hobgoblin,” answered the boy readily; “but for all that, I would rather have my own ugly viznomy than any of their jolter-heads, that have no more brains in them than a brick-bat.”
“Hobgoblin,” the boy answered quickly; “but still, I’d prefer my own ugly face over any of their thick-headed ones, who have about as much brains as a brick.”
“Then you fear not this smith whom you are going to see?”
“Then you’re not afraid of this smith you’re about to see?”
“Me fear him!” answered the boy. “If he were the devil folk think him, I would not fear him; but though there is something queer about him, he's no more a devil than you are, and that's what I would not tell to every one.”
“I'm afraid of him!” replied the boy. “If he were really the devil people think he is, I wouldn’t be scared of him; but even though there's something strange about him, he’s no more a devil than you are, and that’s something I wouldn’t say to just anyone.”
“And why do you tell it to me, then, my boy?” said Tressilian.
“And why are you telling me this, then, kid?” said Tressilian.
“Because you are another guess gentleman than those we see here every day,” replied Dickie; “and though I am as ugly as sin, I would not have you think me an ass, especially as I may have a boon to ask of you one day.”
“Because you’re a different kind of gentleman than the ones we see here every day,” replied Dickie; “and even though I’m as ugly as sin, I wouldn’t want you to think I’m an idiot, especially since I might have a favor to ask of you one day.”
“And what is that, my lad, whom I must not call pretty?” replied Tressilian.
“And what is that, my guy, whom I can't call cute?” replied Tressilian.
“Oh, if I were to ask it just now,” said the boy, “you would deny it me; but I will wait till we meet at court.”
“Oh, if I were to ask you right now,” said the boy, “you would deny me; but I will wait until we meet at court.”
“At court, Richard! are you bound for court?” said Tressilian.
“At court, Richard! Are you headed to court?” said Tressilian.
“Ay, ay, that's just like the rest of them,” replied the boy. “I warrant me, you think, what should such an ill-favoured, scrambling urchin do at court? But let Richard Sludge alone; I have not been cock of the roost here for nothing. I will make sharp wit mend foul feature.”
“Ay, ay, that’s just like the rest of them,” the boy replied. “I bet you think, what could such an ugly, scrappy kid do at court? But just leave Richard Sludge alone; I haven't been the top dog here for nothing. I’ll make sharp wit fix up a bad appearance.”
“But what will your grandam say, and your tutor, Dominie Holiday?”
“But what will your grandma say, and your teacher, Mr. Holiday?”
“E'en what they like,” replied Dickie; “the one has her chickens to reckon, and the other has his boys to whip. I would have given them the candle to hold long since, and shown this trumpery hamlet a fair pair of heels, but that Dominie promises I should go with him to bear share in the next pageant he is to set forth, and they say there are to be great revels shortly.”
“Even what they like,” replied Dickie; “one has her chickens to take care of, and the other has his boys to discipline. I would have handed them the candle to hold a long time ago and shown this silly little village a clean pair of heels, but the Dominie promises I will go with him to take part in the next show he’s putting on, and they say there are going to be some big festivities soon.”
“And whereabouts are they to be held, my little friend?” said Tressilian.
“And where are they supposed to be held, my little friend?” said Tressilian.
“Oh, at some castle far in the north,” answered his guide—“a world's breadth from Berkshire. But our old Dominie holds that they cannot go forward without him; and it may be he is right, for he has put in order many a fair pageant. He is not half the fool you would take him for, when he gets to work he understands; and so he can spout verses like a play-actor, when, God wot, if you set him to steal a goose's egg, he would be drubbed by the gander.”
“Oh, in some castle way up north,” his guide replied, “a long way from Berkshire. But our old teacher believes they can’t move forward without him; he might be right, because he has organized many impressive events. He’s not nearly as silly as you think he is; when he gets to work, he knows what he’s doing, and he can recite lines like an actor. But honestly, if you asked him to steal a goose’s egg, he’d probably be beaten by the gander.”
“And you are to play a part in his next show?” said Tressilian, somewhat interested by the boy's boldness of conversation and shrewd estimate of character.
“And you’re going to play a part in his next show?” Tressilian said, somewhat intrigued by the boy’s boldness in conversation and sharp understanding of character.
“In faith,” said Richard Sludge, in answer, “he hath so promised me; and if he break his word, it will be the worse for him, for let me take the bit between my teeth, and turn my head downhill, and I will shake him off with a fall that may harm his bones. And I should not like much to hurt him neither,” said he, “for the tiresome old fool has painfully laboured to teach me all he could. But enough of that—here are we at Wayland Smith's forge-door.”
“In faith,” said Richard Sludge in response, “he has promised me that; and if he breaks his word, it’ll be worse for him. Just let me take control and head downhill, and I’ll throw him off with a fall that could hurt him. And honestly, I wouldn’t want to hurt him too much,” he continued, “since the annoying old fool has worked hard to teach me everything he knows. But enough of that—here we are at Wayland Smith's forge door.”
“You jest, my little friend,” said Tressilian; “here is nothing but a bare moor, and that ring of stones, with a great one in the midst, like a Cornish barrow.”
“You're joking, my little friend,” said Tressilian; “there's nothing here but a barren moor, and that circle of stones, with a large one in the center, like a Cornish barrow.”
“Ay, and that great flat stone in the midst, which lies across the top of these uprights,” said the boy, “is Wayland Smith's counter, that you must tell down your money upon.”
“Ay, and that big flat stone in the middle, which rests on top of these posts,” said the boy, “is Wayland Smith's counter, where you need to put down your money.”
“What do you mean by such folly?” said the traveller, beginning to be angry with the boy, and vexed with himself for having trusted such a hare-brained guide.
“What do you mean by such nonsense?” said the traveler, starting to get angry with the boy and frustrated with himself for having trusted such a reckless guide.
“Why,” said Dickie, with a grin, “you must tie your horse to that upright stone that has the ring in't, and then you must whistle three times, and lay me down your silver groat on that other flat stone, walk out of the circle, sit down on the west side of that little thicket of bushes, and take heed you look neither to right nor to left for ten minutes, or so long as you shall hear the hammer clink, and whenever it ceases, say your prayers for the space you could tell a hundred—or count over a hundred, which will do as well—and then come into the circle; you will find your money gone and your horse shod.”
“Why,” Dickie said with a grin, “you need to tie your horse to that upright stone with the ring in it, then you must whistle three times, and put your silver coin down on that flat stone over there. After that, walk out of the circle, sit down on the west side of that little thicket of bushes, and make sure you don’t look to the right or left for about ten minutes, or as long as you can hear the hammer clinking. When it stops, say your prayers for as long as it takes to count to a hundred—or you can just count to a hundred, which works too—and then come back into the circle; you’ll find your money gone and your horse shoed.”
“My money gone to a certainty!” said Tressilian; “but as for the rest—Hark ye, my lad, I am not your school-master, but if you play off your waggery on me, I will take a part of his task off his hands, and punish you to purpose.”
“My money is definitely gone!” said Tressilian; “but as for the rest—Listen here, kid, I’m not your teacher, but if you pull any tricks on me, I’ll step in and deal with you myself.”
“Ay, when you catch me!” said the boy; and presently took to his heels across the heath, with a velocity which baffled every attempt of Tressilian to overtake him, loaded as he was with his heavy boots. Nor was it the least provoking part of the urchin's conduct, that he did not exert his utmost speed, like one who finds himself in danger, or who is frightened, but preserved just such a rate as to encourage Tressilian to continue the chase, and then darted away from him with the swiftness of the wind, when his pursuer supposed he had nearly run him down, doubling at the same time, and winding, so as always to keep near the place from which he started.
“Yeah, come and catch me!” said the boy, and then he took off running across the heath, moving so fast that Tressilian couldn’t keep up with him, especially since he was weighed down by his heavy boots. What was even more annoying about the kid's behavior was that he wasn’t running for his life or out of fear; he just kept a steady pace to make sure Tressilian would keep chasing him, then suddenly sprinted away with the speed of the wind when his pursuer thought he was getting close, zigzagging and twisting to stay near the spot where he first took off.
This lasted until Tressilian, from very weariness, stood still, and was about to abandon the pursuit with a hearty curse on the ill-favoured urchin, who had engaged him in an exercise so ridiculous. But the boy, who had, as formerly, planted himself on the top of a hillock close in front, began to clap his long, thin hands, point with his skinny fingers, and twist his wild and ugly features into such an extravagant expression of laughter and derision, that Tressilian began half to doubt whether he had not in view an actual hobgoblin.
This went on until Tressilian, completely exhausted, stopped and was ready to give up the chase with a frustrated curse aimed at the ugly little brat who had drawn him into such a silly ordeal. But the boy, who had once again positioned himself atop a small hill right in front of him, started clapping his long, thin hands, pointing with his bony fingers, and contorting his wild, ugly face into such an over-the-top expression of laughter and mockery that Tressilian began to wonder if he was actually facing a real goblin.
Provoked extremely, yet at the same time feeling an irresistible desire to laugh, so very odd were the boy's grimaces and gesticulations, the Cornishman returned to his horse, and mounted him with the purpose of pursuing Dickie at more advantage.
Provoked to the extreme, yet also feeling an overwhelming urge to laugh because the boy's faces and gestures were so bizarre, the Cornishman went back to his horse and got on with the intention of chasing Dickie more effectively.
The boy no sooner saw him mount his horse, than he holloed out to him that, rather than he should spoil his white-footed nag, he would come to him, on condition he would keep his fingers to himself.
The boy barely saw him get on his horse before he shouted that, instead of ruining his horse with white feet, he would come over, as long as he kept his hands to himself.
“I will make no conditions with thee, thou ugly varlet!” said Tressilian; “I will have thee at my mercy in a moment.”
“I won’t make any deals with you, you ugly scoundrel!” said Tressilian; “I’ll have you at my mercy in no time.”
“Aha, Master Traveller,” said the boy, “there is a marsh hard by would swallow all the horses of the Queen's guard. I will into it, and see where you will go then. You shall hear the bittern bump, and the wild-drake quack, ere you get hold of me without my consent, I promise you.”
“Aha, Master Traveler,” said the boy, “there’s a marsh nearby that could swallow all the horses of the Queen's guard. I’ll head into it and see where you’ll go then. You’ll hear the bittern boom and the wild duck quack before you manage to catch me without my consent, I promise you.”
Tressilian looked out, and, from the appearance of the ground behind the hillock, believed it might be as the boy said, and accordingly determined to strike up a peace with so light-footed and ready-witted an enemy. “Come down,” he said, “thou mischievous brat! Leave thy mopping and mowing, and, come hither. I will do thee no harm, as I am a gentleman.”
Tressilian looked out and, based on the state of the ground behind the hill, thought it might be as the boy mentioned. He decided to make peace with such a nimble and clever opponent. “Come down,” he called, “you little troublemaker! Stop your cleaning and cutting, and come here. I won't hurt you, since I'm a gentleman.”
The boy answered his invitation with the utmost confidence, and danced down from his stance with a galliard sort of step, keeping his eye at the same time fixed on Tressilian's, who, once more dismounted, stood with his horse's bridle in his hand, breathless, and half exhausted with his fruitless exercise, though not one drop of moisture appeared on the freckled forehead of the urchin, which looked like a piece of dry and discoloured parchment, drawn tight across the brow of a fleshless skull.
The boy accepted the invitation with total confidence and hopped down from his spot with a lively step, keeping his gaze locked on Tressilian. Tressilian, now dismounted, held his horse's bridle in his hand, breathless and half-exhausted from his pointless efforts. Yet, not a single bead of sweat showed on the boy's freckled forehead, which resembled a piece of dry, discolored parchment stretched tightly across the brow of a bony skull.
“And tell me,” said Tressilian, “why you use me thus, thou mischievous imp? or what your meaning is by telling me so absurd a legend as you wished but now to put on me? Or rather show me, in good earnest, this smith's forge, and I will give thee what will buy thee apples through the whole winter.”
“And tell me,” said Tressilian, “why are you treating me this way, you mischievous little troublemaker? What do you mean by telling me such a ridiculous story as you just tried to make me believe? Or better yet, show me this smith's forge for real, and I’ll give you something that will buy you apples all winter long.”
“Were you to give me an orchard of apples,” said Dickie Sludge, “I can guide thee no better than I have done. Lay down the silver token on the flat stone—whistle three times—then come sit down on the western side of the thicket of gorse. I will sit by you, and give you free leave to wring my head off, unless you hear the smith at work within two minutes after we are seated.”
“Even if you gave me an apple orchard,” said Dickie Sludge, “I can’t guide you any better than I already have. Place the silver token on the flat stone—whistle three times—then come and sit down on the west side of the gorse thicket. I’ll sit next to you and will let you do whatever you want, unless you hear the blacksmith at work within two minutes after we sit down.”
“I may be tempted to take thee at thy word,” said Tressilian, “if you make me do aught half so ridiculous for your own mischievous sport; however, I will prove your spell. Here, then, I tie my horse to this upright stone. I must lay my silver groat here, and whistle three times, sayest thou?”
“I might be tempted to take you at your word,” said Tressilian, “if you make me do anything half as ridiculous for your own fun; however, I will test your spell. Here, then, I tie my horse to this upright stone. I need to place my silver coin here and whistle three times, is that what you’re saying?”
“Ay, but thou must whistle louder than an unfledged ousel,” said the boy, as Tressilian, having laid down his money, and half ashamed of the folly he practised, made a careless whistle—“you must whistle louder than that, for who knows where the smith is that you call for? He may be in the King of France's stables for what I know.”
“Yeah, but you need to whistle louder than a baby blackbird,” the boy said, as Tressilian, having put down his money and feeling a bit embarrassed about his silly act, let out a half-hearted whistle. “You need to whistle louder than that because who knows where the blacksmith you’re calling for is? He could be in the stables of the King of France for all I know.”
“Why, you said but now he was no devil,” replied Tressilian.
“Why, you just said he wasn't a devil,” Tressilian replied.
“Man or devil,” said Dickie, “I see that I must summon him for you;” and therewithal he whistled sharp and shrill, with an acuteness of sound that almost thrilled through Tressilian's brain. “That is what I call whistling,” said he, after he had repeated the signal thrice; “and now to cover, to cover, or Whitefoot will not be shod this day.”
“Man or devil,” said Dickie, “I guess I have to call him for you;” and with that, he whistled sharply and loudly, the piercing sound almost sending a thrill through Tressilian's head. “That's what I call whistling,” he said after repeating the signal three times; “now let's get to safety, or Whitefoot won't be shod today.”
Tressilian, musing what the upshot of this mummery was to be, yet satisfied there was to be some serious result, by the confidence with which the boy had put himself in his power, suffered himself to be conducted to that side of the little thicket of gorse and brushwood which was farthest from the circle of stones, and there sat down; and as it occurred to him that, after all, this might be a trick for stealing his horse, he kept his hand on the boy's collar, determined to make him hostage for its safety.
Tressilian, wondering what the point of this strange act was, still felt certain that it would lead to something serious, given how confidently the boy had put himself in his hands. He allowed himself to be led to the far side of the small thicket of gorse and brush, away from the circle of stones, and sat down. As it dawned on him that this could possibly be a scheme to steal his horse, he kept a grip on the boy's collar, determined to use him as leverage for the horse's safety.
“Now, hush and listen,” said Dickie, in a low whisper; “you will soon hear the tack of a hammer that was never forged of earthly iron, for the stone it was made of was shot from the moon.” And in effect Tressilian did immediately hear the light stroke of a hammer, as when a farrier is at work. The singularity of such a sound, in so very lonely a place, made him involuntarily start; but looking at the boy, and discovering, by the arch malicious expression of his countenance, that the urchin saw and enjoyed his slight tremor, he became convinced that the whole was a concerted stratagem, and determined to know by whom, or for what purpose, the trick was played off.
“Now, be quiet and listen,” said Dickie in a low whisper; “you'll soon hear the sound of a hammer that was never made from earthly iron because it was forged from a stone shot from the moon.” And indeed, Tressilian quickly heard the light tapping of a hammer, like when a blacksmith is at work. The unusual sound in such an isolated place made him involuntarily jump; but when he looked at the boy and noticed the sly, mischievous expression on his face, he realized that the kid was enjoying his little flinch. He became convinced that this was all part of some planned trick and was determined to find out who was behind it and why it was done.

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Accordingly, he remained perfectly quiet all the time that the hammer continued to sound, being about the space usually employed in fixing a horse-shoe. But the instant the sound ceased, Tressilian, instead of interposing the space of time which his guide had required, started up with his sword in his hand, ran round the thicket, and confronted a man in a farrier's leathern apron, but otherwise fantastically attired in a bear-skin dressed with the fur on, and a cap of the same, which almost hid the sooty and begrimed features of the wearer. “Come back, come back!” cried the boy to Tressilian, “or you will be torn to pieces; no man lives that looks on him.” In fact, the invisible smith (now fully visible) heaved up his hammer, and showed symptoms of doing battle.
So, he stayed completely still the whole time the hammer was ringing, which lasted about the time it usually takes to shoe a horse. But as soon as the sound stopped, Tressilian, instead of waiting the time his guide had asked for, jumped up with his sword in hand, ran around the thicket, and faced a man wearing a farrier's leather apron, but otherwise dressed in a bear-skin with the fur still on it, along with a matching cap that almost concealed his dirty, grimy face. “Come back, come back!” the boy yelled at Tressilian, “or you’ll be torn to shreds; no one survives after looking at him.” In fact, the now-visible smith raised his hammer and showed signs of wanting to fight.
But when the boy observed that neither his own entreaties nor the menaces of the farrier appeared to change Tressilian's purpose, but that, on the contrary, he confronted the hammer with his drawn sword, he exclaimed to the smith in turn, “Wayland, touch him not, or you will come by the worse!—the gentleman is a true gentleman, and a bold.”
But when the boy saw that neither his pleas nor the threats from the blacksmith seemed to change Tressilian's mind, and instead, he stood ready to face the hammer with his sword drawn, he shouted to the smith, “Wayland, don’t touch him, or you'll regret it!—that man is a true gentleman and brave.”
“So thou hast betrayed me, Flibbertigibbet?” said the smith; “it shall be the worse for thee!”
“So you’ve betrayed me, Flibbertigibbet?” said the blacksmith; “it’s going to be worse for you!”
“Be who thou wilt,” said Tressilian, “thou art in no danger from me, so thou tell me the meaning of this practice, and why thou drivest thy trade in this mysterious fashion.”
“Be whoever you want,” Tressilian said, “you’re in no danger from me, as long as you tell me what this is all about and why you run your business this way.”
The smith, however, turning to Tressilian, exclaimed, in a threatening tone, “Who questions the Keeper of the Crystal Castle of Light, the Lord of the Green Lion, the Rider of the Red Dragon? Hence!—avoid thee, ere I summon Talpack with his fiery lance, to quell, crush, and consume!” These words he uttered with violent gesticulation, mouthing, and flourishing his hammer.
The blacksmith turned to Tressilian and shouted in a menacing voice, “Who dares challenge the Keeper of the Crystal Castle of Light, the Lord of the Green Lion, the Rider of the Red Dragon? Get out of my way—leave now, before I call Talpack with his fiery lance to come and defeat you!” He said this while wildly gesturing and swinging his hammer around.
“Peace, thou vile cozener, with thy gipsy cant!” replied Tressilian scornfully, “and follow me to the next magistrate, or I will cut thee over the pate.”
“Shut up, you deceitful trickster, with your gipsy nonsense!” replied Tressilian scornfully, “and follow me to the next magistrate, or I’ll hit you on the head.”
“Peace, I pray thee, good Wayland!” said the boy. “Credit me, the swaggering vein will not pass here; you must cut boon whids.” [“Give good words.”—SLANG DIALECT.]
“Calm down, I’m begging you, good Wayland!” said the boy. “Trust me, the tough-guy act won’t work here; you need to watch your words.” [“Give good words.”—SLANG DIALECT.]
“I think, worshipful sir,” said the smith, sinking his hammer, and assuming a more gentle and submissive tone of voice, “that when so poor a man does his day's job, he might be permitted to work it out after his own fashion. Your horse is shod, and your farrier paid—what need you cumber yourself further than to mount and pursue your journey?”
“I think, respected sir,” said the blacksmith, putting down his hammer and taking on a softer, more submissive tone, “that when a poor man finishes his day's work, he should be allowed to do it his way. Your horse is shod, and your farrier is paid—why do you need to burden yourself more than to get on and continue your journey?”
“Nay, friend, you are mistaken,” replied Tressilian; “every man has a right to take the mask from the face of a cheat and a juggler; and your mode of living raises suspicion that you are both.”
“Nah, buddy, you're wrong,” replied Tressilian; “everyone has the right to unmask a fraud and a trickster; and the way you live makes it seem like you are both.”
“If you are so determined; sir,” said the smith, “I cannot help myself save by force, which I were unwilling to use towards you, Master Tressilian; not that I fear your weapon, but because I know you to be a worthy, kind, and well-accomplished gentleman, who would rather help than harm a poor man that is in a strait.”
“If you’re really set on this, sir,” said the blacksmith, “I can’t do anything but resort to force, which I’d rather not use against you, Master Tressilian; not because I’m afraid of your weapon, but because I know you to be a decent, kind, and skilled gentleman, who would prefer to help rather than hurt a poor man in a tough spot.”
“Well said, Wayland,” said the boy, who had anxiously awaited the issue of their conference. “But let us to thy den, man, for it is ill for thy health to stand here talking in the open air.”
“Good point, Wayland,” said the boy, who had been nervously waiting for the outcome of their talk. “But let’s go to your place, man, because it's not good for your health to be standing here chatting in the open air.”
“Thou art right, Hobgoblin,” replied the smith; and going to the little thicket of gorse on the side nearest to the circle, and opposite to that at which his customer had so lately crouched, he discovered a trap-door curiously covered with bushes, raised it, and, descending into the earth, vanished from their eyes. Notwithstanding Tressilian's curiosity, he had some hesitation at following the fellow into what might be a den of robbers, especially when he heard the smith's voice, issuing from the bowels of the earth, call out, “Flibertigibbet, do you come last, and be sure to fasten the trap!”
“You're right, Hobgoblin,” replied the smith. He walked over to the small thicket of gorse closest to the circle, on the opposite side from where his customer had just crouched. There, he found a trap door cleverly hidden under the bushes. He lifted it and disappeared underground. Despite Tressilian's curiosity, he hesitated to follow the smith into what could be a den of robbers, especially when he heard the smith's voice echoing from beneath, calling out, “Flibertigibbet, you come last, and be sure to close the trap!”
“Have you seen enough of Wayland Smith now?” whispered the urchin to Tressilian, with an arch sneer, as if marking his companion's uncertainty.
“Have you seen enough of Wayland Smith now?” whispered the street kid to Tressilian, with a sly grin, as if teasing his friend's doubt.
“Not yet,” said Tressilian firmly; and shaking off his momentary irresolution, he descended into the narrow staircase, to which the entrance led, and was followed by Dickie Sludge, who made fast the trap-door behind him, and thus excluded every glimmer of daylight. The descent, however, was only a few steps, and led to a level passage of a few yards' length, at the end of which appeared the reflection of a lurid and red light. Arrived at this point, with his drawn sword in his hand, Tressilian found that a turn to the left admitted him and Hobgoblin, who followed closely, into a small, square vault, containing a smith's forge, glowing with charcoal, the vapour of which filled the apartment with an oppressive smell, which would have been altogether suffocating, but that by some concealed vent the smithy communicated with the upper air. The light afforded by the red fuel, and by a lamp suspended in an iron chain, served to show that, besides an anvil, bellows, tongs, hammers, a quantity of ready-made horse-shoes, and other articles proper to the profession of a farrier, there were also stoves, alembics, crucibles, retorts, and other instruments of alchemy. The grotesque figure of the smith, and the ugly but whimsical features of the boy, seen by the gloomy and imperfect light of the charcoal fire and the dying lamp, accorded very well with all this mystical apparatus, and in that age of superstition would have made some impression on the courage of most men.
“Not yet,” Tressilian said firmly, shaking off his brief hesitation. He went down the narrow staircase that the entrance led to, followed by Dickie Sludge, who shut the trap-door behind them, cutting off any trace of daylight. The descent was only a few steps and led to a short, level passage. At the end of this passage, they saw the reflection of a lurid red light. When Tressilian reached this point with his sword drawn, he found that a turn to the left allowed him and Hobgoblin, who was right behind him, to enter a small, square vault. Inside was a smith's forge, glowing with charcoal, filling the room with an oppressive smell that would have been suffocating, except for some hidden vent that connected the forge to the fresh air above. The red glow from the fuel and a lamp hanging from an iron chain made it clear that, besides an anvil, bellows, tongs, hammers, and a bunch of ready-made horse shoes appropriate for a farrier, there were also stoves, alembics, crucibles, retorts, and other alchemical tools. The strange figure of the smith and the odd, whimsical features of the boy, seen in the dim light of the charcoal fire and the fading lamp, fit perfectly with all this mystical equipment and would have intimidated most men in that superstitious age.
But nature had endowed Tressilian with firm nerves, and his education, originally good, had been too sedulously improved by subsequent study to give way to any imaginary terrors; and after giving a glance around him, he again demanded of the artist who he was, and by what accident he came to know and address him by his name.
But nature had gifted Tressilian with strong nerves, and his education, which was already solid, had been diligently enhanced by further study to resist any imaginary fears; after taking a look around him, he once more asked the artist who he was and how he happened to know and address him by his name.
“Your worship cannot but remember,” said the smith, “that about three years since, upon Saint Lucy's Eve, there came a travelling juggler to a certain hall in Devonshire, and exhibited his skill before a worshipful knight and a fair company.—I see from your worship's countenance, dark as this place is, that my memory has not done me wrong.”
“Your honor must remember,” said the blacksmith, “that about three years ago, on Saint Lucy's Eve, a traveling juggler came to a hall in Devonshire and showed off his skills in front of a respectable knight and a lovely crowd.—I can tell from your expression, even in this dark place, that my memory hasn’t failed me.”
“Thou hast said enough,” said Tressilian, turning away, as wishing to hide from the speaker the painful train of recollections which his discourse had unconsciously awakened.
“You've said enough,” Tressilian said, turning away, wanting to hide from the speaker the painful memories that his words had unintentionally brought back.
“The juggler,” said the smith, “played his part so bravely that the clowns and clown-like squires in the company held his art to be little less than magical; but there was one maiden of fifteen, or thereby, with the fairest face I ever looked upon, whose rosy cheek grew pale, and her bright eyes dim, at the sight of the wonders exhibited.”
“The juggler,” said the blacksmith, “performed so brilliantly that the clowns and their bumbling assistants in the group found his skills almost magical; however, there was one girl around fifteen, with the prettiest face I’ve ever seen, whose rosy cheeks turned pale, and her bright eyes lost their sparkle at the sight of the amazing tricks.”
“Peace, I command thee, peace!” said Tressilian.
“Calm down, I order you, calm down!” said Tressilian.
“I mean your worship no offence,” said the fellow; “but I have cause to remember how, to relieve the young maiden's fears, you condescended to point out the mode in which these deceptions were practised, and to baffle the poor juggler by laying bare the mysteries of his art, as ably as if you had been a brother of his order.—She was indeed so fair a maiden that, to win a smile of her, a man might well—”
“I don’t mean to offend you, your honor,” the guy said, “but I have reason to remember how, to ease the young woman’s fears, you kindly showed how these tricks were done and exposed the poor magician by revealing the secrets of his act, as skillfully as if you were part of his profession. She was truly such a beautiful woman that, to get a smile from her, a man might well—”
“Not a word more of her, I charge thee!” said Tressilian. “I do well remember the night you speak of—one of the few happy evenings my life has known.”
“Not a word more about her, I warn you!” said Tressilian. “I clearly remember the night you’re talking about—one of the few happy evenings I’ve experienced in my life.”
“She is gone, then,” said the smith, interpreting after his own fashion the sigh with which Tressilian uttered these words—“she is gone, young, beautiful, and beloved as she was!—I crave your worship's pardon—I should have hammered on another theme. I see I have unwarily driven the nail to the quick.”
“She’s gone, then,” said the smith, interpreting the sigh with which Tressilian said these words in his own way—“she’s gone, young, beautiful, and loved as she was!—I beg your pardon, my lord—I should have focused on something else. I see I’ve unwittingly hit a sore spot.”
This speech was made with a mixture of rude feeling which inclined Tressilian favourably to the poor artisan, of whom before he was inclined to judge very harshly. But nothing can so soon attract the unfortunate as real or seeming sympathy with their sorrows.
This speech was delivered with a mix of disrespect that made Tressilian feel positively towards the struggling artisan, someone he had previously judged very harshly. But nothing can bring in the unfortunate like genuine or apparent sympathy for their struggles.
“I think,” proceeded Tressilian, after a minute's silence, “thou wert in those days a jovial fellow, who could keep a company merry by song, and tale, and rebeck, as well as by thy juggling tricks—why do I find thee a laborious handicraftsman, plying thy trade in so melancholy a dwelling and under such extraordinary circumstances?”
“I think,” Tressilian continued after a moment of silence, “you were once a cheerful guy who could keep a group entertained with your songs, stories, and music, as well as your juggling tricks—why do I now find you toiling away as a craftsman in such a sad place and under such unusual circumstances?”
“My story is not long,” said the artist, “but your honour had better sit while you listen to it.” So saying, he approached to the fire a three-footed stool, and took another himself; while Dickie Sludge, or Flibbertigibbet, as he called the boy, drew a cricket to the smith's feet, and looked up in his face with features which, as illuminated by the glow of the forge, seemed convulsed with intense curiosity. “Thou too,” said the smith to him, “shalt learn, as thou well deservest at my hand, the brief history of my life; and, in troth, it were as well tell it thee as leave thee to ferret it out, since Nature never packed a shrewder wit into a more ungainly casket.—Well, sir, if my poor story may pleasure you, it is at your command, But will you not taste a stoup of liquor? I promise you that even in this poor cell I have some in store.”
“My story isn’t long,” said the artist, “but you’d better sit down while you listen to it.” With that, he pulled over a three-legged stool to the fire and took another for himself, while Dickie Sludge, or Flibbertigibbet as he called the boy, grabbed a cricket and settled at the smith’s feet, looking up with a face that, illuminated by the forge's glow, seemed filled with intense curiosity. “You too,” said the smith to him, “will learn, as you rightly should, the brief history of my life; and honestly, it’s just as well to tell you as to let you figure it out yourself, since Nature never packed a sharper mind into a more awkward body.—Well, sir, if my little story can entertain you, it’s yours to hear. But won’t you have a drink? I promise you, even in this humble place, I have some stored away.”
“Speak not of it,” said Tressilian, “but go on with thy story, for my leisure is brief.”
“Don’t mention it,” Tressilian said, “but continue with your story, as I don't have much time.”
“You shall have no cause to rue the delay,” said the smith, “for your horse shall be better fed in the meantime than he hath been this morning, and made fitter for travel.”
“You won’t regret the wait,” said the blacksmith, “because your horse will be better fed in the meantime than he was this morning, and ready for the journey.”
With that the artist left the vault, and returned after a few minutes' interval. Here, also, we pause, that the narrative may commence in another chapter.
With that, the artist left the vault and came back after a few minutes. Here, we also take a moment to pause, so the story can start in another chapter.
CHAPTER XI.
I say, my lord, can such a subtilty
(But all his craft ye must not wot of me,
And somewhat help I yet to his working),
That all the ground on which we ben riding,
Till that we come to Canterbury town,
He can all clean turnen so up so down,
And pave it all of silver and of gold.
—THE CANON'S YEOMAN'S PROLOGUE, CANTERBURY TALES.
I say, my lord, can such a clever trick
(But you mustn’t know all his secrets,
And I still help him a bit with his work),
That all the ground we’re riding on,
Until we reach Canterbury town,
He can completely turn it upside down,
And pave it all with silver and gold.
—THE CANON'S YEOMAN'S PROLOGUE, CANTERBURY TALES.
THE artist commenced his narrative in the following terms:—
THE artist began his story with these words:—
“I was bred a blacksmith, and knew my art as well as e'er a black-thumbed, leathern-aproned, swart-faced knave of that noble mystery. But I tired of ringing hammer-tunes on iron stithies, and went out into the world, where I became acquainted with a celebrated juggler, whose fingers had become rather too stiff for legerdemain, and who wished to have the aid of an apprentice in his noble mystery. I served him for six years, until I was master of my trade—I refer myself to your worship, whose judgment cannot be disputed, whether I did not learn to ply the craft indifferently well?”
“I was raised as a blacksmith and knew my trade as well as any skilled, leather-aproned, dark-faced worker of that noble craft. But I grew tired of hammering away at iron and decided to explore the world, where I met a famous juggler whose fingers had become a bit too stiff for tricks and needed an apprentice to help him with his art. I worked for him for six years until I became skilled in my trade—I leave it to your honor to judge whether I learned to do the job pretty well.”
“Excellently,” said Tressilian; “but be brief.”
“Great,” said Tressilian; “but keep it short.”
“It was not long after I had performed at Sir Hugh Robsart's, in your worship's presence,” said the artist, “that I took myself to the stage, and have swaggered with the bravest of them all, both at the Black Bull, the Globe, the Fortune, and elsewhere; but I know not how—apples were so plenty that year that the lads in the twopenny gallery never took more than one bite out of them, and threw the rest of the pippin at whatever actor chanced to be on the stage. So I tired of it—renounced my half share in the company, gave my foil to my comrade, my buskins to the wardrobe, and showed the theatre a clean pair of heels.”
“It wasn’t long after I performed at Sir Hugh Robsart's, right in front of you,” said the artist, “that I hit the stage and went all out with the best of them, at the Black Bull, the Globe, the Fortune, and other places. But I don't know why—there were so many apples that year that the guys in the cheap seats never took more than one bite out of them and threw the rest at whatever actor happened to be on stage. So I got tired of it—I gave up my half share in the company, handed my sword to my friend, donated my boots to the wardrobe, and made my exit from the theater.”
“Well, friend, and what,” said Tressilian, “was your next shift?”
“Well, friend, what happened next?” asked Tressilian.
“I became,” said the smith, “half partner, half domestic to a man of much skill and little substance, who practised the trade of a physicianer.”
“I became,” said the smith, “half partner, half housemate to a man of great skill and little worth, who practiced as a physician.”
“In other words,” said Tressilian, “you were Jack Pudding to a quacksalver.”
“In other words,” said Tressilian, “you were just a fool to a charlatan.”
“Something beyond that, let me hope, my good Master Tressilian,” replied the artist; “and yet to say truth, our practice was of an adventurous description, and the pharmacy which I had acquired in my first studies for the benefit of horses was frequently applied to our human patients. But the seeds of all maladies are the same; and if turpentine, tar, pitch, and beef-suet, mingled with turmerick, gum-mastick, and one bead of garlick, can cure the horse that hath been grieved with a nail, I see not but what it may benefit the man that hath been pricked with a sword. But my master's practice, as well as his skill, went far beyond mine, and dealt in more dangerous concerns. He was not only a bold, adventurous practitioner in physic, but also, if your pleasure so chanced to be, an adept who read the stars, and expounded the fortunes of mankind, genethliacally, as he called it, or otherwise. He was a learned distiller of simples, and a profound chemist—made several efforts to fix mercury, and judged himself to have made a fair hit at the philosopher's stone. I have yet a programme of his on that subject, which, if your honour understandeth, I believe you have the better, not only of all who read, but also of him who wrote it.”
“Something more than that, I hope, my good Master Tressilian,” replied the artist; “and to be honest, our practice was quite adventurous, and the knowledge I gained in my early studies for treating horses was often applied to our human patients. But the causes of all illnesses are similar; if turpentine, tar, pitch, and beef fat, mixed with turmeric, gum mastic, and a clove of garlic, can heal a horse that’s hurt by a nail, then it seems reasonable to think it might help a man who’s been wounded by a sword. However, my master’s practice, as well as his expertise, went far beyond mine and dealt with more serious matters. He was not only a bold and adventurous physician, but also, if you were so inclined, a skilled astrologer who read the stars and interpreted human destinies, or what he called genethliacally. He was a knowledgeable distiller of herbs and a deep chemist—he made several attempts to refine mercury, believing he had come close to creating the philosopher's stone. I still have a paper of his on that topic, which, if you understand it, I believe you comprehend better than not only all who read it but also better than the one who wrote it.”
He gave Tressilian a scroll of parchment, bearing at top and bottom, and down the margin, the signs of the seven planets, curiously intermingled with talismanical characters and scraps of Greek and Hebrew. In the midst were some Latin verses from a cabalistical author, written out so fairly, that even the gloom of the place did not prevent Tressilian from reading them. The tenor of the original ran as follows:—
He handed Tressilian a parchment scroll, featuring at the top and bottom, and along the edges, the symbols of the seven planets, intricately mixed with magical characters and bits of Greek and Hebrew. In the center were some Latin verses from a mystical author, written so clearly that even the darkness of the room didn’t stop Tressilian from reading them. The original text went like this:—
“Si fixum solvas, faciasque volare solutum,
Et volucrem figas, facient te vivere tutum;
Si pariat ventum, valet auri pondere centum;
Ventus ubi vult spirat—Capiat qui capere potest.”
“if you release what is fixed, and make the released fly,
and if you secure the flying thing, it will keep you safe;
if the wind gives birth, it is worth a hundred in gold;
the wind blows wherever it wants—Let him who can capture it.”
“I protest to you,” said Tressilian, “all I understand of this jargon is that the last words seem to mean 'Catch who catch can.'”
“I’m telling you,” said Tressilian, “all I get from this nonsense is that the last words seem to mean 'Catch who catch can.'”
“That,” said the smith, “is the very principle that my worthy friend and master, Doctor Doboobie, always acted upon; until, being besotted with his own imaginations, and conceited of his high chemical skill, he began to spend, in cheating himself, the money which he had acquired in cheating others, and either discovered or built for himself, I could never know which, this secret elaboratory, in which he used to seclude himself both from patients and disciples, who doubtless thought his long and mysterious absences from his ordinary residence in the town of Farringdon were occasioned by his progress in the mystic sciences, and his intercourse with the invisible world. Me also he tried to deceive; but though I contradicted him not, he saw that I knew too much of his secrets to be any longer a safe companion. Meanwhile, his name waxed famous—or rather infamous, and many of those who resorted to him did so under persuasion that he was a sorcerer. And yet his supposed advance in the occult sciences drew to him the secret resort of men too powerful to be named, for purposes too dangerous to be mentioned. Men cursed and threatened him, and bestowed on me, the innocent assistant of his studies, the nickname of the Devil's foot-post, which procured me a volley of stones as soon as ever I ventured to show my face in the street of the village. At length my master suddenly disappeared, pretending to me that he was about to visit his elaboratory in this place, and forbidding me to disturb him till two days were past. When this period had elapsed, I became anxious, and resorted to this vault, where I found the fires extinguished and the utensils in confusion, with a note from the learned Doboobius, as he was wont to style himself, acquainting me that we should never meet again, bequeathing me his chemical apparatus, and the parchment which I have just put into your hands, advising me strongly to prosecute the secret which it contained, which would infallibly lead me to the discovery of the grand magisterium.”
“That's the exact principle my good friend and mentor, Doctor Doboobie, always followed. But then, caught up in his own fantasies and full of himself about his high-level chemistry skills, he started wasting the money he made from scamming others on his own delusions. He either discovered or built this secret laboratory for himself—I never found out which—where he isolated himself from patients and students. They probably thought his long and mysterious absences from his usual place in Farringdon were due to his breakthroughs in mystical sciences and communication with the unseen world. He even tried to trick me; although I didn’t argue with him, he realized I knew too much of his secrets to be a safe companion. Meanwhile, his reputation grew—more like infamy, really—and many who sought him out believed he was a sorcerer. Yet his alleged advancements in the occult attracted influential men for purposes too risky to describe. Some cursed and threatened him, while I, the unwitting assistant to his experiments, earned the nickname of the Devil's foot-post, which got me pelted with stones the moment I showed my face in the village street. Eventually, my master vanished suddenly, telling me he was going to his lab and ordering me not to disturb him for two days. Once that time passed, I grew anxious and went to the vault, where I found the fires out and the equipment in disarray, along with a note from the learned Doboobie, as he liked to call himself. The note informed me that we would never meet again, left me his chemical equipment, and the parchment I just handed you, strongly urging me to pursue the secret it contained, which would undoubtedly lead me to the discovery of the grand magisterium.”
“And didst thou follow this sage advice?” said Tressilian.
“And did you follow this wise advice?” said Tressilian.
“Worshipful sir, no,” replied the smith; “for, being by nature cautious, and suspicious from knowing with whom I had to do, I made so many perquisitions before I ventured even to light a fire, that I at length discovered a small barrel of gunpowder, carefully hid beneath the furnace, with the purpose, no doubt, that as soon as I should commence the grand work of the transmutation of metals, the explosion should transmute the vault and all in it into a heap of ruins, which might serve at once for my slaughter-house and my grave. This cured me of alchemy, and fain would I have returned to the honest hammer and anvil; but who would bring a horse to be shod by the Devil's post? Meantime, I had won the regard of my honest Flibbertigibbet here, he being then at Farringdon with his master, the sage Erasmus Holiday, by teaching him a few secrets, such as please youth at his age; and after much counsel together, we agreed that, since I could get no practice in the ordinary way, I should try how I could work out business among these ignorant boors, by practising upon their silly fears; and, thanks to Flibbertigibbet, who hath spread my renown, I have not wanted custom. But it is won at too great risk, and I fear I shall be at length taken up for a wizard; so that I seek but an opportunity to leave this vault, when I can have the protection of some worshipful person against the fury of the populace, in case they chance to recognize me.”
“Respectful sir, no,” replied the smith; “because I’m naturally cautious, and suspicious from knowing who I was dealing with, I made so many inquiries before I even dared to light a fire, that I eventually found a small barrel of gunpowder, carefully hidden beneath the furnace, likely with the intention that as soon as I began the grand work of turning metals into gold, the explosion would reduce the vault and everything in it to a pile of ruins, which would serve as both my slaughterhouse and my grave. This cured me of alchemy, and I would have gladly returned to the honest hammer and anvil; but who would bring a horse to be shod by the Devil’s servant? In the meantime, I had earned the trust of my honest Flibbertigibbet here, he being then at Farringdon with his master, the wise Erasmus Holiday, by teaching him a few tricks that please a youth his age; and after much discussing together, we decided that since I couldn’t get any work in the usual way, I should see how I could operate among these ignorant peasants by playing on their silly fears; and, thanks to Flibbertigibbet, who has spread my fame, I’ve had plenty of customers. But it's come at too great a risk, and I fear I will eventually be accused of being a wizard; so I’m just looking for a chance to leave this vault when I can have the protection of some respectable person against the wrath of the crowd, in case they happen to recognize me.”
“And art thou,” said Tressilian, “perfectly acquainted with the roads in this country?”
“And are you,” said Tressilian, “completely familiar with the roads in this country?”
“I could ride them every inch by midnight,” answered Wayland Smith, which was the name this adept had assumed.
“I could ride them every inch by midnight,” replied Wayland Smith, which was the name this skilled person had taken on.
“Thou hast no horse to ride upon,” said Tressilian.
“You don't have a horse to ride on,” said Tressilian.
“Pardon me,” replied Wayland; “I have as good a tit as ever yeoman bestrode; and I forgot to say it was the best part of the mediciner's legacy to me, excepting one or two of the choicest of his medical secrets, which I picked up without his knowledge and against his will.”
“Excuse me,” Wayland replied; “I have a great horse that any farmer would be proud to ride; and I forgot to mention it was the best part of the doctor’s inheritance for me, aside from a couple of his best medical secrets, which I learned without him knowing and against his wishes.”
“Get thyself washed and shaved, then,” said Tressilian; “reform thy dress as well as thou canst, and fling away these grotesque trappings; and, so thou wilt be secret and faithful, thou shalt follow me for a short time, till thy pranks here are forgotten. Thou hast, I think, both address and courage, and I have matter to do that may require both.”
“Go wash up and shave, then,” said Tressilian; “fix your outfit as best you can, and get rid of these ridiculous clothes; and if you can keep it quiet and stay loyal, you can follow me for a little while, until your antics here are forgotten. I believe you have both skills and guts, and I have things to do that might need both.”
Wayland Smith eagerly embraced the proposal, and protested his devotion to his new master. In a very few minutes he had made so great an alteration in his original appearance, by change of dress, trimming his beard and hair, and so forth, that Tressilian could not help remarking that he thought he would stand in little need of a protector, since none of his old acquaintance were likely to recognize him.
Wayland Smith quickly accepted the proposal and expressed his loyalty to his new master. In just a few minutes, he changed his appearance so drastically by changing his outfit and grooming his beard and hair that Tressilian couldn’t help but comment that he believed Wayland would hardly need a protector, as none of his old acquaintances were likely to recognize him.
“My debtors would not pay me money,” said Wayland, shaking his head; “but my creditors of every kind would be less easily blinded. And, in truth, I hold myself not safe, unless under the protection of a gentleman of birth and character, as is your worship.”
“My debtors won’t pay me,” Wayland said, shaking his head. “But my creditors of all kinds would be harder to fool. And honestly, I don’t feel safe unless I'm under the protection of someone of good birth and character, like you.”
So saying, he led the way out of the cavern. He then called loudly for Hobgoblin, who, after lingering for an instant, appeared with the horse furniture, when Wayland closed and sedulously covered up the trap-door, observing it might again serve him at his need, besides that the tools were worth somewhat. A whistle from the owner brought to his side a nag that fed quietly on the common, and was accustomed to the signal.
So saying, he led the way out of the cave. He then called loudly for Hobgoblin, who, after hesitating for a moment, showed up with the horse equipment. Wayland promptly closed and carefully covered the trapdoor, noting that it might be useful to him again and that the tools were worth something. A whistle from the owner brought over a horse that was peacefully grazing on the common, already familiar with the signal.
While he accoutred him for the journey, Tressilian drew his own girths tighter, and in a few minutes both were ready to mount.
While he got himself ready for the journey, Tressilian tightened his own straps, and in a few minutes, both were set to ride.
At this moment Sludge approached to bid them farewell.
At that moment, Sludge came over to say goodbye to them.
“You are going to leave me, then, my old playfellow,” said the boy; “and there is an end of all our game at bo-peep with the cowardly lubbards whom I brought hither to have their broad-footed nags shed by the devil and his imps?”
“You're going to leave me, then, my old friend,” said the boy; “and that’s the end of all our hide-and-seek with the cowardly fools I brought here to have their clumsy horses dealt with by the devil and his demons?”
“It is even so,” said Wayland Smith, “the best friends must part, Flibbertigibbet; but thou, my boy, art the only thing in the Vale of Whitehorse which I shall regret to leave behind me.”
“It’s true,” said Wayland Smith, “the best friends have to part, Flibbertigibbet; but you, my boy, are the only thing in the Vale of Whitehorse that I’ll regret leaving behind.”
“Well, I bid thee not farewell,” said Dickie Sludge, “for you will be at these revels, I judge, and so shall I; for if Dominie Holiday take me not thither, by the light of day, which we see not in yonder dark hole, I will take myself there!”
“Well, I won't say goodbye,” said Dickie Sludge, “because I figure you’ll be at these celebrations, and so will I; if Dominie Holiday doesn’t take me there, by the light of day that we can’t see in that dark hole, I’ll go myself!”
“In good time,” said Wayland; “but I pray you to do nought rashly.”
“In good time,” said Wayland; “but I ask you not to do anything impulsively.”
“Nay, now you would make a child, a common child of me, and tell me of the risk of walking without leading-strings. But before you are a mile from these stones, you shall know by a sure token that I have more of the hobgoblin about me than you credit; and I will so manage that, if you take advantage, you may profit by my prank.”
“Nah, now you want to turn me into a regular kid and talk to me about the dangers of walking without training wheels. But before you’ve even walked a mile from this spot, you’ll realize for sure that I’ve got more mischief in me than you think; and I’ll make it so that if you try to take advantage, you might just benefit from my trick.”
“What dost thou mean, boy?” said Tressilian; but Flibbertigibbet only answered with a grin and a caper, and bidding both of them farewell, and, at the same time, exhorting them to make the best of their way from the place, he set them the example by running homeward with the same uncommon velocity with which he had baffled Tressilian's former attempts to get hold of him.
“What do you mean, boy?” said Tressilian; but Flibbertigibbet just grinned and danced around, telling both of them goodbye and urging them to hurry away from there. He then set an example by running home with the same unusual speed he had used to dodge Tressilian's earlier attempts to catch him.
“It is in vain to chase him,” said Wayland Smith; “for unless your worship is expert in lark-hunting, we should never catch hold of him—and besides, what would it avail? Better make the best of our way hence, as he advises.”
“It’s useless to chase him,” said Wayland Smith; “because unless you’re skilled at lark-hunting, we’ll never catch him—and besides, what would it matter? It’s better to leave here and follow his advice.”
They mounted their horses accordingly, and began to proceed at a round pace, as soon as Tressilian had explained to his guide the direction in which he desired to travel.
They got on their horses and set off at a brisk pace as soon as Tressilian told his guide which way he wanted to go.
After they had trotted nearly a mile, Tressilian could not help observing to his companion that his horse felt more lively under him than even when he mounted in the morning.
After they had ridden almost a mile, Tressilian couldn't help mentioning to his companion that his horse felt more lively beneath him than it did even when he first got on in the morning.
“Are you avised of that?” said Wayland Smith, smiling. “That is owing to a little secret of mine. I mixed that with an handful of oats which shall save your worship's heels the trouble of spurring these six hours at least. Nay, I have not studied medicine and pharmacy for nought.”
“Are you aware of that?” said Wayland Smith, smiling. “That’s thanks to a little secret of mine. I mixed that with a handful of oats which will save you the trouble of spurring for at least six hours. No, I haven’t studied medicine and pharmacy for nothing.”
“I trust,” said Tressilian, “your drugs will do my horse no harm?”
“I trust,” said Tressilian, “that your medications won’t harm my horse?”
“No more than the mare's milk; which foaled him,” answered the artist, and was proceeding to dilate on the excellence of his recipe when he was interrupted by an explosion as loud and tremendous as the mine which blows up the rampart of a beleaguered city. The horses started, and the riders were equally surprised. They turned to gaze in the direction from which the thunder-clap was heard, and beheld, just over the spot they had left so recently, a huge pillar of dark smoke rising high into the clear, blue atmosphere. “My habitation is gone to wreck,” said Wayland, immediately conjecturing the cause of the explosion. “I was a fool to mention the doctor's kind intentions towards my mansion before that limb of mischief, Flibbertigibbet; I might have guessed he would long to put so rare a frolic into execution. But let us hasten on, for the sound will collect the country to the spot.”
“No more than the mare's milk that gave birth to him,” replied the artist, and was about to elaborate on the excellence of his recipe when he was interrupted by an explosion as loud and powerful as the detonation that destroys the wall of a besieged city. The horses jumped, and the riders were equally taken aback. They turned to look in the direction of the thunderous noise and saw a massive column of dark smoke rising high into the clear blue sky above the spot they had just left. “My home is ruined,” said Wayland, immediately guessing the cause of the explosion. “I was foolish to mention the doctor's good intentions regarding my house in front of that troublemaker, Flibbertigibbet; I should have known he would be eager to pull off such a wild prank. But let’s hurry, because the sound will draw the locals to the scene.”
So saying, he spurred his horse, and Tressilian also quickening his speed, they rode briskly forward.
So saying, he urged his horse on, and Tressilian, also picking up speed, rode quickly ahead.
“This, then, was the meaning of the little imp's token which he promised us?” said Tressilian. “Had we lingered near the spot, we had found it a love-token with a vengeance.”
“This, then, was the meaning of the little imp's token that he promised us?” said Tressilian. “If we had stayed close to the spot, we would have found it a love-token with a vengeance.”
“He would have given us warning,” said the smith. “I saw him look back more than once to see if we were off—'tis a very devil for mischief, yet not an ill-natured devil either. It were long to tell your honour how I became first acquainted with him, and how many tricks he played me. Many a good turn he did me too, especially in bringing me customers; for his great delight was to see them sit shivering behind the bushes when they heard the click of my hammer. I think Dame Nature, when she lodged a double quantity of brains in that misshapen head of his, gave him the power of enjoying other people's distresses, as she gave them the pleasure of laughing at his ugliness.”
“He would have warned us,” said the blacksmith. “I saw him look back more than once to check if we were gone—he's a real troublemaker, yet not an entirely bad one. It would take a while to explain to you how I first met him and how many tricks he pulled on me. He also did a lot of good for me, especially by bringing in customers; his favorite thing was to watch them shiver behind the bushes when they heard the sound of my hammer. I think Mother Nature, when she packed an extra amount of brains into that oddly-shaped head of his, gave him the ability to enjoy other people’s misfortunes, just as she gave others the pleasure of laughing at his looks.”
“It may be so,” said Tressilian; “those who find themselves severed from society by peculiarities of form, if they do not hate the common bulk of mankind, are at least not altogether indisposed to enjoy their mishaps and calamities.”
“It might be true,” said Tressilian; “those who feel separated from society because of their unique appearance, even if they don’t despise the majority of people, are at least somewhat inclined to take pleasure in their misfortunes and hardships.”
“But Flibbertigibbet,” answered Wayland, “hath that about him which may redeem his turn for mischievous frolic; for he is as faithful when attached as he is tricky and malignant to strangers, and, as I said before, I have cause to say so.”
“But Flibbertigibbet,” Wayland replied, “has something about him that could make up for his mischievous antics; he is as loyal to those he is close to as he is deceitful and harmful to strangers, and, as I mentioned before, I have reason to say that.”
Tressilian pursued the conversation no further, and they continued their journey towards Devonshire without further adventure, until they alighted at an inn in the town of Marlborough, since celebrated for having given title to the greatest general (excepting one) whom Britain ever produced. Here the travellers received, in the same breath, an example of the truth of two old proverbs—namely, that ILL NEWS FLY FAST, and that LISTENERS SELDOM HEAR A GOOD TALE OF THEMSELVES.
Tressilian didn't continue the conversation, and they went on their way to Devonshire without any more incidents until they stopped at an inn in the town of Marlborough, which is famous for being the namesake of the greatest general (except for one) that Britain has ever had. Here, the travelers got a real-time demonstration of two old sayings: that bad news spreads quickly, and that people seldom hear good things about themselves.
The inn-yard was in a sort of combustion when they alighted; insomuch, that they could scarce get man or boy to take care of their horses, so full were the whole household of some news which flew from tongue to tongue, the import of which they were for some time unable to discover. At length, indeed, they found it respected matters which touched them nearly.
The innyard was in chaos when they arrived; so much so that they could barely find anyone to take care of their horses, as the whole household was buzzing with some news that was spreading quickly. At first, they couldn't figure out what it was about, but eventually, they found out it was something that concerned them directly.
“What is the matter, say you, master?” answered, at length, the head hostler, in reply to Tressilian's repeated questions.—“Why, truly, I scarce know myself. But here was a rider but now, who says that the devil hath flown away with him they called Wayland Smith, that won'd about three miles from the Whitehorse of Berkshire, this very blessed morning, in a flash of fire and a pillar of smoke, and rooted up the place he dwelt in, near that old cockpit of upright stones, as cleanly as if it had all been delved up for a cropping.”
“What’s the matter, you ask, master?” replied the head stableman after Tressilian’s repeated questions. “Well, to be honest, I can hardly say. But just now, there was a rider who claims that the devil has whisked away someone they called Wayland Smith, who lived about three miles from the Whitehorse of Berkshire, this very morning, in a flash of fire and a pillar of smoke, and uprooted the place he lived in, near that old cockpit of upright stones, as if it had all been dug up for planting.”
“Why, then,” said an old farmer, “the more is the pity; for that Wayland Smith (whether he was the devil's crony or no I skill not) had a good notion of horses' diseases, and it's to be thought the bots will spread in the country far and near, an Satan has not gien un time to leave his secret behind un.”
“Why, then,” said an old farmer, “that's really unfortunate; because that Wayland Smith (whether he was in league with the devil or not, I don't care) understood horse diseases well, and it's likely that the bots will spread throughout the country, as Satan hasn't given him time to leave his secrets behind.”
“You may say that, Gaffer Grimesby,” said the hostler in return; “I have carried a horse to Wayland Smith myself, for he passed all farriers in this country.”
“You might say that, Gaffer Grimesby,” the hostler replied; “I’ve taken a horse to Wayland Smith myself, because he outperformed all the farriers in this area.”
“Did you see him?” said Dame Alison Crane, mistress of the inn bearing that sign, and deigning to term HUSBAND the owner thereof, a mean-looking hop-o'-my-thumb sort of person, whose halting gait, and long neck, and meddling, henpecked insignificance are supposed to have given origin to the celebrated old English tune of “My Dame hath a lame tame Crane.”
“Did you see him?” asked Dame Alison Crane, the owner of the inn with that sign, and she was kind enough to refer to HUSBAND as the owner, a rather pitiful little man, who walked awkwardly, had a long neck, and was such a nagged, insignificant figure that it’s believed he inspired the famous old English song “My Dame hath a lame tame Crane.”
On this occasion he chirped out a repetition of his wife's question, “Didst see the devil, Jack Hostler, I say?”
On this occasion, he called out again what his wife had asked, “Did you see the devil, Jack Hostler, I say?”
“And what if I did see un, Master Crane?” replied Jack Hostler, for, like all the rest of the household, he paid as little respect to his master as his mistress herself did.
“And what if I did see him, Master Crane?” replied Jack Hostler, for, like everyone else in the household, he showed as little respect to his master as his mistress did.
“Nay, nought, Jack Hostler,” replied the pacific Master Crane; “only if you saw the devil, methinks I would like to know what un's like?”
“Nah, nothing, Jack Hostler,” replied the calm Master Crane; “only if you saw the devil, I think I’d like to know what he’s like?”
“You will know that one day, Master Crane,” said his helpmate, “an ye mend not your manners, and mind your business, leaving off such idle palabras.—But truly, Jack Hostler, I should be glad to know myself what like the fellow was.”
“You’ll see one day, Master Crane,” said his helper, “if you don’t fix your behavior and focus on your work, stopping those pointless words. But honestly, Jack Hostler, I’d really like to know what that guy was like.”
“Why, dame,” said the hostler, more respectfully, “as for what he was like I cannot tell, nor no man else, for why I never saw un.”
“Why, ma'am,” said the stable worker, more respectfully, “as for what he was like, I can’t say, and neither can anyone else, because I’ve never seen him.”
“And how didst thou get thine errand done,” said Gaffer Grimesby, “if thou seedst him not?”
“And how did you manage to get your errand done,” said Gaffer Grimesby, “if you didn’t see him?”
“Why, I had schoolmaster to write down ailment o' nag,” said Jack Hostler; “and I went wi' the ugliest slip of a boy for my guide as ever man cut out o' lime-tree root to please a child withal.”
“Why, I had the teacher write down my horse's problems,” said Jack Hostler; “and I went with the ugliest little boy to guide me that anyone ever carved out of a lime tree just to satisfy a kid.”
“And what was it?—and did it cure your nag, Jack Hostler?” was uttered and echoed by all who stood around.
“And what was it?—and did it cure your nag, Jack Hostler?” was said and echoed by everyone who was there.
“Why, how can I tell you what it was?” said the hostler; “simply it smelled and tasted—for I did make bold to put a pea's substance into my mouth—like hartshorn and savin mixed with vinegar; but then no hartshorn and savin ever wrought so speedy a cure. And I am dreading that if Wayland Smith be gone, the bots will have more power over horse and cattle.”
“Why, how can I explain it to you?” said the stableman; “it simply smelled and tasted—since I dared to put a bit of it in my mouth—like a mix of hartshorn and savin with vinegar; but no hartshorn and savin ever produced such a quick cure. And I'm worried that if Wayland Smith is gone, the bots will have more control over the horses and cattle.”
The pride of art, which is certainly not inferior in its influence to any other pride whatever, here so far operated on Wayland Smith, that, notwithstanding the obvious danger of his being recognized, he could not help winking to Tressilian, and smiling mysteriously, as if triumphing in the undoubted evidence of his veterinary skill. In the meanwhile, the discourse continued.
The pride of art, which is definitely just as influential as any other pride out there, affected Wayland Smith so much that, despite the clear risk of being recognized, he couldn't help winking at Tressilian and smiling enigmatically, as if he was celebrating his undeniable veterinary skills. Meanwhile, the conversation went on.
“E'en let it be so,” said a grave man in black, the companion of Gaffer Grimesby; “e'en let us perish under the evil God sends us, rather than the devil be our doctor.”
“Let it be so,” said a serious man in black, the companion of Gaffer Grimesby; “let us face the bad things that come our way, rather than let the devil be our healer.”
“Very true,” said Dame Crane; “and I marvel at Jack Hostler that he would peril his own soul to cure the bowels of a nag.”
“Very true,” said Dame Crane; “and I wonder about Jack Hostler that he would risk his own soul to fix a horse’s stomach.”
“Very true, mistress,” said Jack Hostler, “but the nag was my master's; and had it been yours, I think ye would ha' held me cheap enow an I had feared the devil when the poor beast was in such a taking. For the rest, let the clergy look to it. Every man to his craft, says the proverb—the parson to the prayer-book, and the groom to his curry-comb.
“Very true, ma'am,” said Jack Hostler, “but the horse belonged to my master; and if it had been yours, I think you would have thought less of me if I had been scared when the poor creature was in such distress. As for the rest, let the clergy handle it. Every man should stick to what he knows, as the saying goes—the priest to the prayer book, and the stablehand to his grooming tools."
“I vow,” said Dame Crane, “I think Jack Hostler speaks like a good Christian and a faithful servant, who will spare neither body nor soul in his master's service. However, the devil has lifted him in time, for a Constable of the Hundred came hither this morning to get old Gaffer Pinniewinks, the trier of witches, to go with him to the Vale of Whitehorse to comprehend Wayland Smith, and put him to his probation. I helped Pinniewinks to sharpen his pincers and his poking-awl, and I saw the warrant from Justice Blindas.”
“I swear,” said Dame Crane, “I think Jack Hostler speaks like a true Christian and a loyal servant, who won’t hold back anything in his master’s service. However, the devil has caught up with him this time, because a Constable from the Hundred came here this morning to take old Gaffer Pinniewinks, the witch-trier, to the Vale of Whitehorse to capture Wayland Smith and put him to the test. I helped Pinniewinks sharpen his pincers and his probing tool, and I saw the warrant from Justice Blindas.”
“Pooh—pooh—the devil would laugh both at Blindas and his warrant, constable and witch-finder to boot,” said old Dame Crank, the Papist laundress; “Wayland Smith's flesh would mind Pinniewinks' awl no more than a cambric ruff minds a hot piccadilloe-needle. But tell me, gentlefolks, if the devil ever had such a hand among ye, as to snatch away your smiths and your artists from under your nose, when the good Abbots of Abingdon had their own? By Our Lady, no!—they had their hallowed tapers; and their holy water, and their relics, and what not, could send the foulest fiends a-packing. Go ask a heretic parson to do the like. But ours were a comfortable people.”
“Pfft—the devil would just laugh at Blindas and his warrant, constable and witch-hunter included,” said old Dame Crank, the Catholic laundress; “Wayland Smith's flesh would care about Pinniewinks' awl as much as a cambric collar cares about a hot piccadilly needle. But tell me, folks, has the devil ever had such a grip on you, that he snatched away your blacksmiths and artists right from under your noses, when the good Abbots of Abingdon had theirs? By Our Lady, no!—they had their sacred candles; and their holy water, and their relics, and whatnot, that could chase the foulest fiends away. Go ask a heretic priest to do the same. But we were a happy people.”
“Very true, Dame Crank,” said the hostler; “so said Simpkins of Simonburn when the curate kissed his wife,—'They are a comfortable people,' said he.”
“Very true, Mrs. Crank,” said the stableman; “that’s what Simpkins from Simonburn said when the curate kissed his wife — ‘They are a cozy bunch,’ he said.”
“Silence, thou foul-mouthed vermin,” said Dame Crank; “is it fit for a heretic horse-boy like thee to handle such a text as the Catholic clergy?”
“Silence, you foul-mouthed pest,” said Dame Crank; “is it appropriate for a heretic stable boy like you to handle a text meant for the Catholic clergy?”
“In troth no, dame,” replied the man of oats; “and as you yourself are now no text for their handling, dame, whatever may have been the case in your day, I think we had e'en better leave un alone.”
“In truth, no, ma'am,” replied the man of oats; “and since you’re not really an example for their handling now, ma'am, whatever may have been the case in your day, I think we’d better leave it alone.”
At this last exchange of sarcasm, Dame Crank set up her throat, and began a horrible exclamation against Jack Hostler, under cover of which Tressilian and his attendant escaped into the house.
At this final exchange of sarcasm, Dame Crank straightened her throat and began a terrible shout against Jack Hostler, under the cover of which Tressilian and his companion slipped into the house.
They had no sooner entered a private chamber, to which Goodman Crane himself had condescended to usher them, and dispatched their worthy and obsequious host on the errand of procuring wine and refreshment, than Wayland Smith began to give vent to his self-importance.
They had just entered a private room, which Goodman Crane had kindly led them to, and sent their polite and submissive host off to get some wine and snacks, when Wayland Smith started to show off his arrogance.
“You see, sir,” said he, addressing Tressilian, “that I nothing fabled in asserting that I possessed fully the mighty mystery of a farrier, or mareschal, as the French more honourably term us. These dog-hostlers, who, after all, are the better judges in such a case, know what credit they should attach to my medicaments. I call you to witness, worshipful Master Tressilian, that nought, save the voice of calumny and the hand of malicious violence, hath driven me forth from a station in which I held a place alike useful and honoured.”
“You see, sir,” he said, addressing Tressilian, “that I wasn't lying when I claimed I fully understood the important skills of a farrier, or mareschal, as the French more respectfully call us. These dog-handlers, who, after all, are the better judges in this matter, know how much trust to put in my remedies. I call upon you as a witness, esteemed Master Tressilian, that nothing but slanderous words and acts of malicious violence have forced me out from a position where I was both useful and respected.”
“I bear witness, my friend, but will reserve my listening,” answered Tressilian, “for a safer time; unless, indeed, you deem it essential to your reputation to be translated, like your late dwelling, by the assistance of a flash of fire. For you see your best friends reckon you no better than a mere sorcerer.”
“I hear you, my friend, but I'll save my listening for a better time; unless, of course, you think it’s crucial for your reputation to be transformed, like your former home, with a burst of flames. Because, you know, your closest friends think of you as nothing more than a common sorcerer.”
“Now, Heaven forgive them,” said the artist, “who confounded learned skill with unlawful magic! I trust a man may be as skilful, or more so, than the best chirurgeon ever meddled with horse-flesh, and yet may be upon the matter little more than other ordinary men, or at the worst no conjurer.”
“Now, may heaven forgive them,” said the artist, “who mixed up expertise with illegal sorcery! I believe a man can be just as skilled, or even more so, than the best surgeon who ever worked with horses, and still be, when it comes down to it, just like any other average person, or at the very least not a magician.”
“God forbid else!” said Tressilian. “But be silent just for the present, since here comes mine host with an assistant, who seems something of the least.”
“God forbid that!” said Tressilian. “But keep quiet for now, since here comes the host with an assistant who looks a bit dim.”
Everybody about the inn, Dame Crane herself included, had been indeed so interested and agitated by the story they had heard of Wayland Smith, and by the new, varying, and more marvellous editions of the incident which arrived from various quarters, that mine host, in his righteous determination to accommodate his guests, had been able to obtain the assistance of none of his household, saving that of a little boy, a junior tapster, of about twelve years old, who was called Sampson.
Everybody at the inn, including Dame Crane herself, had been really intrigued and stirred up by the story they heard about Wayland Smith, and by the new, different, and more amazing versions of the incident that came in from various places. Because of this, the innkeeper, in his strong desire to help his guests, managed to get assistance from none of his staff, except for a young boy, a junior bartender, around twelve years old, named Sampson.
“I wish,” he said, apologizing to his guests, as he set down a flagon of sack, and promised some food immediately—“I wish the devil had flown away with my wife and my whole family instead of this Wayland Smith, who, I daresay, after all said and done, was much less worthy of the distinction which Satan has done him.”
“I wish,” he said, apologizing to his guests as he put down a jug of wine and promised some food right away—“I wish the devil had taken my wife and my whole family instead of this Wayland Smith, who, I must say, after everything, was much less deserving of the recognition that Satan has given him.”
“I hold opinion with you, good fellow,” replied Wayland Smith; “and I will drink to you upon that argument.”
“I agree with you, my friend,” replied Wayland Smith; “and I’ll toast to that idea.”
“Not that I would justify any man who deals with the devil,” said mine host, after having pledged Wayland in a rousing draught of sack, “but that—saw ye ever better sack, my masters?—but that, I say, a man had better deal with a dozen cheats and scoundrel fellows, such as this Wayland Smith, than with a devil incarnate, that takes possession of house and home, bed and board.”
“Not that I would defend anyone who makes a deal with the devil,” said the innkeeper, after cheering Wayland with a hearty drink of sack, “but have you ever tasted better sack, my friends?—but I say, it’s better to deal with a dozen con artists and shady characters like this Wayland Smith than with a devil in human form, who takes over your home, your bed, and your meals.”
The poor fellow's detail of grievances was here interrupted by the shrill voice of his helpmate, screaming from the kitchen, to which he instantly hobbled, craving pardon of his guests. He was no sooner gone than Wayland Smith expressed, by every contemptuous epithet in the language, his utter scorn for a nincompoop who stuck his head under his wife's apron-string; and intimated that, saving for the sake of the horses, which required both rest and food, he would advise his worshipful Master Tressilian to push on a stage farther, rather than pay a reckoning to such a mean-spirited, crow-trodden, henpecked coxcomb, as Gaffer Crane.
The poor guy's list of complaints was cut off by the loud voice of his partner, yelling from the kitchen, to which he quickly limped away, apologizing to his guests. As soon as he left, Wayland Smith unleashed a torrent of insults, showing his complete disdain for a fool who let himself be controlled by his wife's apron strings; he suggested that, except for the horses that needed both rest and food, he would recommend his esteemed Master Tressilian to move on another stage rather than pay a bill to such a petty, beaten-down, henpecked idiot like Gaffer Crane.
The arrival of a large dish of good cow-heel and bacon something soothed the asperity of the artist, which wholly vanished before a choice capon, so delicately roasted that the lard frothed on it, said Wayland, like May-dew on a lily; and both Gaffer Crane and his good dame became, in his eyes, very painstaking, accommodating, obliging persons.
The arrival of a big plate of tasty cow-heel and bacon eased the artist's irritability, which completely disappeared in front of a perfectly roasted capon, so delicately cooked that the fat frothed on it, as Wayland said, like morning dew on a lily; and both Gaffer Crane and his good wife became, in his eyes, very diligent, helpful, and nice people.
According to the manners of the times, the master and his attendant sat at the same table, and the latter observed, with regret, how little attention Tressilian paid to his meal. He recollected, indeed, the pain he had given by mentioning the maiden in whose company he had first seen him; but, fearful of touching upon a topic too tender to be tampered with, he chose to ascribe his abstinence to another cause.
According to the customs of the time, the master and his servant sat at the same table, and the servant noticed, with some sadness, how little attention Tressilian paid to his meal. He remembered the discomfort he had caused by mentioning the girl he had first seen with him; however, worried about bringing up a subject that was too sensitive, he decided to attribute Tressilian's lack of appetite to another reason.
“This fare is perhaps too coarse for your worship,” said Wayland, as the limbs of the capon disappeared before his own exertions; “but had you dwelt as long as I have done in yonder dungeon, which Flibbertigibbet has translated to the upper element, a place where I dared hardly broil my food, lest the smoke should be seen without, you would think a fair capon a more welcome dainty.”
“This meal might be a bit rough for you,” Wayland said as he finished off the capon; “but if you’d spent as much time as I have in that dungeon, which Flibbertigibbet has brought up to the surface, a place where I barely dared to cook my food for fear the smoke would be seen outside, you’d appreciate a nice capon much more.”
“If you are pleased, friend,” said Tressilian, “it is well. Nevertheless, hasten thy meal if thou canst, For this place is unfriendly to thy safety, and my concerns crave travelling.”
“If you’re happy, friend,” Tressilian said, “that’s great. However, please hurry up with your meal if you can, because this place isn’t safe for you, and I’m eager to get moving.”
Allowing, therefore, their horses no more rest than was absolutely necessary for them, they pursued their journey by a forced march as far as Bradford, where they reposed themselves for the night.
Allowing their horses no more rest than absolutely necessary, they continued their journey with a forced march all the way to Bradford, where they rested for the night.
The next morning found them early travellers. And, not to fatigue the reader with unnecessary particulars, they traversed without adventure the counties of Wiltshire and Somerset, and about noon of the third day after Tressilian's leaving Cumnor, arrived at Sir Hugh Robsart's seat, called Lidcote Hall, on the frontiers of Devonshire.
The next morning had them up early as travelers. To avoid tiring the reader with extra details, they traveled without incident through the counties of Wiltshire and Somerset, and around noon on the third day after Tressilian left Cumnor, they arrived at Sir Hugh Robsart's home, called Lidcote Hall, on the borders of Devonshire.
CHAPTER XII.
Ah me! the flower and blossom of your house,
The wind hath blown away to other towers.
—JOANNA BAILLIE'S FAMILY LEGEND.
Ah me! The flower and blossom of your house,
The wind has blown away to other towers.
—JOANNA BAILLIE'S FAMILY LEGEND.
The ancient seat of Lidcote Hall was situated near the village of the same name, and adjoined the wild and extensive forest of Exmoor, plentifully stocked with game, in which some ancient rights belonging to the Robsart family entitled Sir Hugh to pursue his favourite amusement of the chase. The old mansion was a low, venerable building, occupying a considerable space of ground, which was surrounded by a deep moat. The approach and drawbridge were defended by an octagonal tower, of ancient brickwork, but so clothed with ivy and other creepers that it was difficult to discover of what materials it was constructed. The angles of this tower were each decorated with a turret, whimsically various in form and in size, and, therefore, very unlike the monotonous stone pepperboxes which, in modern Gothic architecture, are employed for the same purpose. One of these turrets was square, and occupied as a clock-house. But the clock was now standing still; a circumstance peculiarly striking to Tressilian, because the good old knight, among other harmless peculiarities, had a fidgety anxiety about the exact measurement of time, very common to those who have a great deal of that commodity to dispose of, and find it lie heavy upon their hands—just as we see shopkeepers amuse themselves with taking an exact account of their stock at the time there is least demand for it.
The old seat of Lidcote Hall was located near the village of the same name and bordered the vast and wild Exmoor forest, which was full of game. Some ancient rights belonging to the Robsart family allowed Sir Hugh to indulge in his favorite pastime of hunting. The old mansion was a low, historic building that took up a large area of land, surrounded by a deep moat. The entrance and drawbridge were protected by an octagonal tower made of ancient bricks, but it was so covered in ivy and other vines that it was hard to tell what it was made from. Each corner of this tower featured a turret, whimsically different in shape and size, making them quite unlike the dull stone pepperboxes used in modern Gothic architecture. One of these turrets was square and served as a clock tower. However, the clock was currently stopped, which struck Tressilian as particularly noteworthy because the good old knight had, among other harmless quirks, a nervous obsession with keeping track of time—a typical trait of those who have a lot of it on their hands and find it drags on, similar to how shopkeepers keep an exact count of their stock when demand is lowest.
The entrance to the courtyard of the old mansion lay through an archway, surmounted by the foresaid tower; but the drawbridge was down, and one leaf of the iron-studded folding-doors stood carelessly open. Tressilian hastily rode over the drawbridge, entered the court, and began to call loudly on the domestics by their names. For some time he was only answered by the echoes and the howling of the hounds, whose kennel lay at no great distance from the mansion, and was surrounded by the same moat. At length Will Badger, the old and favourite attendant of the knight, who acted alike as squire of his body and superintendent of his sports, made his appearance. The stout, weather-beaten forester showed great signs of joy when he recognized Tressilian.
The entrance to the courtyard of the old mansion was through an archway, topped by the mentioned tower; but the drawbridge was down, and one of the iron-studded folding doors stood wide open. Tressilian quickly rode across the drawbridge, entered the courtyard, and started calling out loudly for the staff by their names. For a while, he was only met with echoes and the howling of the hounds, whose kennel was not far from the mansion and surrounded by the same moat. Finally, Will Badger, the old and favored attendant of the knight, who served as both his squire and overseer of his sports, appeared. The sturdy, weather-beaten forester showed a lot of joy when he recognized Tressilian.
“Lord love you,” he said, “Master Edmund, be it thou in flesh and fell? Then thou mayest do some good on Sir Hugh, for it passes the wit of man—that is, of mine own, and the curate's, and Master Mumblazen's—to do aught wi'un.”
“God help you,” he said, “Master Edmund, is it really you in the flesh? Then you might be able to help Sir Hugh because it’s beyond me— that is, beyond my understanding, and the curate's, and Master Mumblazen's—to do anything about it.”
“Is Sir Hugh then worse since I went away, Will?” demanded Tressilian.
“Has Sir Hugh gotten worse since I left, Will?” asked Tressilian.
“For worse in body—no; he is much better,” replied the domestic; “but he is clean mazed as it were—eats and drinks as he was wont—but sleeps not, or rather wakes not, for he is ever in a sort of twilight, that is neither sleeping nor waking. Dame Swineford thought it was like the dead palsy. But no, no, dame, said I, it is the heart, it is the heart.”
“For worse in body—no; he is much better,” replied the servant; “but he is completely dazed, as it were—eats and drinks as he used to—but sleeps not, or rather doesn’t wake, for he is always in a kind of twilight, that is neither sleeping nor waking. Mrs. Swineford thought it was like the dead palsy. But no, no, madam, said I, it is the heart, it is the heart.”
“Can ye not stir his mind to any pastimes?” said Tressilian.
“Can’t you get him interested in any activities?” said Tressilian.
“He is clean and quite off his sports,” said Will Badger; “hath neither touched backgammon or shovel-board, nor looked on the big book of harrowtry wi' Master Mumblazen. I let the clock run down, thinking the missing the bell might somewhat move him—for you know, Master Edmund, he was particular in counting time—but he never said a word on't, so I may e'en set the old chime a-towling again. I made bold to tread on Bungay's tail too, and you know what a round rating that would ha' cost me once a-day; but he minded the poor tyke's whine no more than a madge howlet whooping down the chimney—so the case is beyond me.”
“He’s clean and totally out of the loop when it comes to sports,” said Will Badger; “he hasn’t played backgammon or shuffleboard, nor has he touched the big book of horse training with Master Mumblazen. I let the clock run down, thinking that missing the bell might get to him—because you know, Master Edmund, he was always precise about keeping time—but he didn’t say a word about it, so I might as well start the old chime up again. I even dared to step on Bungay's tail too, and you know what a huge fuss that used to cause me; but he paid the poor thing's whining no more attention than a little owl hooting down the chimney—so this situation is beyond me.”
“Thou shalt tell me the rest within doors, Will. Meanwhile, let this person be ta'en to the buttery, and used with respect. He is a man of art.”
“Please tell me the rest inside, Will. In the meantime, take this person to the pantry and treat him with respect. He is a skilled individual.”
“White art or black art, I would,” said Will Badger, “that he had any art which could help us.—Here, Tom Butler, look to the man of art;—and see that he steals none of thy spoons, lad,” he added in a whisper to the butler, who showed himself at a low window, “I have known as honest a faced fellow have art enough to do that.”
“White art or black art, I would,” said Will Badger, “that he had any skills that could help us.—Here, Tom Butler, keep an eye on the skilled man;—and make sure he doesn’t steal any of your spoons, kid,” he added in a whisper to the butler, who appeared at a low window, “I’ve known some pretty trustworthy faces who had enough skills to pull that off.”
He then ushered Tressilian into a low parlour, and went, at his desire, to see in what state his master was, lest the sudden return of his darling pupil and proposed son-in-law should affect him too strongly. He returned immediately, and said that Sir Hugh was dozing in his elbow-chair, but that Master Mumblazen would acquaint Master Tressilian the instant he awaked.
He then led Tressilian into a small living room and went, as he requested, to check on his master to make sure that the unexpected return of his favorite student and intended son-in-law wouldn't upset him too much. He came back right away and said that Sir Hugh was napping in his armchair, but that Master Mumblazen would let Master Tressilian know as soon as he woke up.
“But it is chance if he knows you,” said the huntsman, “for he has forgotten the name of every hound in the pack. I thought, about a week since, he had gotten a favourable turn. 'Saddle me old Sorrel,' said he suddenly, after he had taken his usual night-draught out of the great silver grace-cup, 'and take the hounds to Mount Hazelhurst to-morrow.' Glad men were we all, and out we had him in the morning, and he rode to cover as usual, with never a word spoken but that the wind was south, and the scent would lie. But ere we had uncoupled'the hounds, he began to stare round him, like a man that wakes suddenly out of a dream—turns bridle, and walks back to Hall again, and leaves us to hunt at leisure by ourselves, if we listed.”
“But it's a toss-up whether he knows you,” said the huntsman, “because he’s forgotten the name of every hound in the pack. I thought, about a week ago, he had turned a corner. 'Saddle me old Sorrel,' he said out of the blue, after taking his usual night drink from the big silver cup, 'and take the hounds to Mount Hazelhurst tomorrow.' We were all pretty happy about it, and we got him ready in the morning; he rode to the cover like normal, not saying a word except that the wind was south and the scent would be good. But before we had uncoupled the hounds, he started looking around like someone waking up suddenly from a dream—turned his horse around, rode back to the Hall, and left us to hunt at our own pace if we wanted to.”
“You tell a heavy tale, Will,” replied Tressilian; “but God must help us—there is no aid in man.”
“You tell a heavy story, Will,” replied Tressilian; “but God must help us—there is no help from others.”
“Then you bring us no news of young Mistress Amy? But what need I ask—your brow tells the story. Ever I hoped that if any man could or would track her, it must be you. All's over and lost now. But if ever I have that Varney within reach of a flight-shot, I will bestow a forked shaft on him; and that I swear by salt and bread.”
“Then you bring us no news of young Mistress Amy? But why do I even need to ask—your expression tells it all. I always hoped that if anyone could find her, it would be you. It's all over and lost now. But if I ever get my hands on that Varney within range, I will take him down with an arrow; and I swear that by salt and bread.”
As he spoke, the door opened, and Master Mumblazen appeared—a withered, thin, elderly gentleman, with a cheek like a winter apple, and his grey hair partly concealed by a small, high hat, shaped like a cone, or rather like such a strawberry-basket as London fruiterers exhibit at their windows. He was too sententious a person to waste words on mere salutation; so, having welcomed Tressilian with a nod and a shake of the hand, he beckoned him to follow to Sir Hugh's great chamber, which the good knight usually inhabited. Will Badger followed, unasked, anxious to see whether his master would be relieved from his state of apathy by the arrival of Tressilian.
As he spoke, the door opened, and Master Mumblazen walked in—a frail, thin, older man, with a cheek like a winter apple, and his grey hair partly hidden by a small, conical hat, resembling the strawberry baskets that fruit vendors display in their windows. He was too serious to waste time on simple greetings; so, after nodding and shaking Tressilian's hand, he signaled for him to follow to Sir Hugh's main room, which the good knight usually occupied. Will Badger trailed behind, without being asked, eager to see if Tressilian's arrival would snap his master out of his lethargy.
In a long, low parlour, amply furnished with implements of the chase, and with silvan trophies, by a massive stone chimney, over which hung a sword and suit of armour somewhat obscured by neglect, sat Sir Hugh Robsart of Lidcote, a man of large size, which had been only kept within moderate compass by the constant use of violent exercise, It seemed to Tressilian that the lethargy, under which his old friend appeared to labour, had, even during his few weeks' absence, added bulk to his person—at least it had obviously diminished the vivacity of his eye, which, as they entered, first followed Master Mumblazen slowly to a large oaken desk, on which a ponderous volume lay open, and then rested, as if in uncertainty, on the stranger who had entered along with him. The curate, a grey-headed clergyman, who had been a confessor in the days of Queen Mary, sat with a book in his hand in another recess in the apartment. He, too, signed a mournful greeting to Tressilian, and laid his book aside, to watch the effect his appearance should produce on the afflicted old man.
In a long, low lounge, well-furnished with hunting gear and woodland trophies, by a massive stone fireplace, over which hung a sword and suit of armor somewhat neglected, sat Sir Hugh Robsart of Lidcote, a large man who had only managed to stay somewhat fit through constant vigorous exercise. Tressilian thought that the lethargy his old friend seemed to be suffering from had—during his short absence—added some bulk to him; at the very least, it had noticeably dimmed the liveliness in his eyes. As they entered, Sir Hugh's gaze first slowly followed Master Mumblazen to a large oak desk, where a heavy book lay open, and then hesitated uncertainly on the stranger who had come in with him. The curate, an elderly clergyman who had been a confessor in Queen Mary’s time, sat in another corner of the room with a book in hand. He too offered a sad greeting to Tressilian and set his book aside to observe how the old man would react to Tressilian’s presence.
As Tressilian, his own eyes filling fast with tears, approached more and more nearly to the father of his betrothed bride, Sir Hugh's intelligence seemed to revive. He sighed heavily, as one who awakens from a state of stupor; a slight convulsion passed over his features; he opened his arms without speaking a word, and, as Tressilian threw himself into them, he folded him to his bosom.
As Tressilian approached the father of his fiancée, tears quickly filled his eyes. Sir Hugh seemed to regain some awareness. He sighed heavily, like someone coming out of a daze; a slight tremor passed over his face. He opened his arms without saying a word, and as Tressilian fell into them, he embraced him tightly.
“There is something left to live for yet,” were the first words he uttered; and while he spoke, he gave vent to his feelings in a paroxysm of weeping, the tears chasing each other down his sunburnt cheeks and long white beard.
“There is still something to live for,” were the first words he said; and as he spoke, he expressed his emotions in an outburst of crying, tears streaming down his sunburned cheeks and long white beard.
“I ne'er thought to have thanked God to see my master weep,” said Will Badger; “but now I do, though I am like to weep for company.”
“I never thought I’d be thanking God to see my boss cry,” said Will Badger; “but now I do, even though I’m about to cry too.”
“I will ask thee no questions,” said the old knight; “no questions—none, Edmund. Thou hast not found her—or so found her, that she were better lost.”
“I won’t ask you any questions,” said the old knight; “no questions—none, Edmund. You haven’t found her—or found her in a way that makes it better if she’s lost.”
Tressilian was unable to reply otherwise than by putting his hands before his face.
Tressilian could only respond by covering his face with his hands.
“It is enough—it is enough. But do not thou weep for her, Edmund. I have cause to weep, for she was my daughter; thou hast cause to rejoice, that she did not become thy wife.—Great God! thou knowest best what is good for us. It was my nightly prayer that I should see Amy and Edmund wedded,—had it been granted, it had now been gall added to bitterness.”
“It’s enough—it’s enough. But don’t cry for her, Edmund. I have reason to cry, because she was my daughter; you have reason to rejoice that she didn’t become your wife.—Great God! You know best what’s good for us. I prayed every night to see Amy and Edmund married—if that had happened, it would only have added to the pain.”
“Be comforted, my friend,” said the curate, addressing Sir Hugh, “it cannot be that the daughter of all our hopes and affections is the vile creature you would bespeak her.”
“Take heart, my friend,” said the curate to Sir Hugh, “it can’t be that the daughter of all our hopes and feelings is the horrible person you describe her as.”
“Oh, no,” replied Sir Hugh impatiently, “I were wrong to name broadly the base thing she is become—there is some new court name for it, I warrant me. It is honour enough for the daughter of an old Devonshire clown to be the leman of a gay courtier—of Varney too—of Varney, whose grandsire was relieved by my father, when his fortune was broken, at the battle of—the battle of—where Richard was slain—out on my memory!—and I warrant none of you will help me—”
“Oh, no,” Sir Hugh replied impatiently, “I was wrong to broadly label the awful person she has become—there’s some fancy new term for it, I’m sure. It’s quite an honor for the daughter of an old Devonshire peasant to be the mistress of a dashing courtier—of Varney too—of Varney, whose grandfather my father helped when his fortune fell apart at the battle of—the battle of—where Richard was killed—curse my memory!—and I bet none of you will help me—”
“The battle of Bosworth,” said Master Mumblazen—“stricken between Richard Crookback and Henry Tudor, grandsire of the Queen that now is, PRIMO HENRICI SEPTIMI; and in the year one thousand four hundred and eighty-five, POST CHRISTUM NATUM.”
“The Battle of Bosworth,” said Master Mumblazen, “was fought between Richard Crookback and Henry Tudor, grandfather of the current Queen, PRIMO HENRICI SEPTIMI; and in the year 1485, POST CHRISTUM NATUM.”
“Ay, even so,” said the old knight; “every child knows it. But my poor head forgets all it should remember, and remembers only what it would most willingly forget. My brain has been at fault, Tressilian, almost ever since thou hast been away, and even yet it hunts counter.”
“Yeah, exactly,” said the old knight; “every kid knows it. But my poor head forgets everything it should remember and only recalls what it would rather forget. My mind has been off, Tressilian, almost ever since you’ve been away, and even now it’s still not right.”
“Your worship,” said the good clergyman, “had better retire to your apartment, and try to sleep for a little space. The physician left a composing draught; and our Great Physician has commanded us to use earthly means, that we may be strengthened to sustain the trials He sends us.”
“Your honor,” said the kind clergyman, “you should go back to your room and try to get some sleep for a while. The doctor left a calming medicine, and our Great Physician has instructed us to use worldly methods so that we can be strong enough to face the challenges He gives us.”
“True, true, old friend,” said Sir Hugh; “and we will bear our trials manfully—we have lost but a woman.—See, Tressilian,”—he drew from his bosom a long ringlet of glossy hair,—“see this lock! I tell thee, Edmund, the very night she disappeared, when she bid me good even, as she was wont, she hung about my neck, and fondled me more than usual; and I, like an old fool, held her by this lock, until she took her scissors, severed it, and left it in my hand—as all I was ever to see more of her!”
“True, true, old friend,” said Sir Hugh; “and we will face our challenges bravely—we’ve only lost a woman.—Look, Tressilian,”—he pulled out a long, shiny lock of hair from his chest,—“see this piece! I tell you, Edmund, on the very night she disappeared, when she said good evening to me, as she usually did, she lingered around my neck and was more affectionate than usual; and I, like a fool, held her by this lock until she took her scissors, cut it off, and left it in my hand—as it was all I would ever see of her!”
Tressilian was unable to reply, well judging what a complication of feelings must have crossed the bosom of the unhappy fugitive at that cruel moment. The clergyman was about to speak, but Sir Hugh interrupted him.
Tressilian couldn't respond, fully aware of the mix of emotions that must have overwhelmed the unfortunate fugitive at that painful moment. The clergyman was about to say something, but Sir Hugh cut him off.
“I know what you would say, Master Curate,—After all, it is but a lock of woman's tresses; and by woman, shame, and sin, and death came into an innocent world.—And learned Master Mumblazen, too, can say scholarly things of their inferiority.”
“I know what you would say, Master Curate,—After all, it’s just a lock of a woman’s hair; and through women, shame, sin, and death entered an innocent world.—And learned Master Mumblazen can also say scholarly things about their inferiority.”
“C'EST L'HOMME,” said Master Mumblazen, “QUI SE BAST, ET QUI CONSEILLE.”
“IT’S THE MAN,” said Master Mumblazen, “WHO MAINTAINS HIMSELF, AND WHO ADVISES.”
“True,” said Sir Hugh, “and we will bear us, therefore, like men who have both mettle and wisdom in us.—Tressilian, thou art as welcome as if thou hadst brought better news. But we have spoken too long dry-lipped.—Amy, fill a cup of wine to Edmund, and another to me.” Then instantly recollecting that he called upon her who could not hear, he shook his head, and said to the clergyman, “This grief is to my bewildered mind what the church of Lidcote is to our park: we may lose ourselves among the briers and thickets for a little space, but from the end of each avenue we see the old grey steeple and the grave of my forefathers. I would I were to travel that road tomorrow!”
“True,” said Sir Hugh, “and we will act like men who have both courage and wisdom. —Tressilian, you are just as welcome as if you had brought better news. But we’ve talked for too long without a drink. —Amy, pour a cup of wine for Edmund, and another for me.” Then, suddenly remembering that he was addressing someone who couldn’t hear, he shook his head and said to the clergyman, “This grief is like the church of Lidcote in our park to my confused mind: we might get lost among the brambles and thickets for a while, but from the end of each path, we can see the old grey steeple and the grave of my ancestors. I wish I could take that road tomorrow!”
Tressilian and the curate joined in urging the exhausted old man to lay himself to rest, and at length prevailed. Tressilian remained by his pillow till he saw that slumber at length sunk down on him, and then returned to consult with the curate what steps should be adopted in these unhappy circumstances.
Tressilian and the curate together urged the tired old man to get some rest, and eventually, they succeeded. Tressilian stayed by his pillow until he saw that he had finally fallen asleep, and then he went back to discuss with the curate what actions to take in these unfortunate circumstances.
They could not exclude from these deliberations Master Michael Mumblazen; and they admitted him the more readily, that besides what hopes they entertained from his sagacity, they knew him to be so great a friend to taciturnity, that there was no doubt of his keeping counsel. He was an old bachelor, of good family, but small fortune, and distantly related to the House of Robsart; in virtue of which connection, Lidcote Hall had been honoured with his residence for the last twenty years. His company was agreeable to Sir Hugh, chiefly on account of his profound learning, which, though it only related to heraldry and genealogy, with such scraps of history as connected themselves with these subjects, was precisely of a kind to captivate the good old knight; besides the convenience which he found in having a friend to appeal to when his own memory, as frequently happened, proved infirm and played him false concerning names and dates, which, and all similar deficiencies, Master Michael Mumblazen supplied with due brevity and discretion. And, indeed, in matters concerning the modern world, he often gave, in his enigmatical and heraldic phrase, advice which was well worth attending to, or, in Will Badger's language, started the game while others beat the bush.
They couldn’t leave Master Michael Mumblazen out of these discussions; they welcomed him more readily because, besides the hopes they had from his insight, they knew he was such a great friend to silence that he would definitely keep things to himself. He was an old bachelor from a good family, but with a modest fortune, and he was distantly related to the House of Robsart. Because of this connection, he had been living at Lidcote Hall for the last twenty years. Sir Hugh enjoyed his company, mainly because of his deep knowledge, which, although it only pertained to heraldry and genealogy, along with bits of history related to those topics, was just the kind of information that fascinated the good old knight. Additionally, it was helpful for Sir Hugh to have someone to consult when his own memory, as often happened, failed him regarding names and dates. Master Michael Mumblazen always answered these questions with the right amount of brevity and discretion. In fact, when it came to contemporary issues, he often provided advice in his cryptic heraldic language that was definitely worth paying attention to, or, in Will Badger’s words, he set the game going while others tackled the details.
“We have had an unhappy time of it with the good knight, Master Edmund,” said the curate. “I have not suffered so much since I was torn away from my beloved flock, and compelled to abandon them to the Romish wolves.”
“We’ve had a rough time with the good knight, Master Edmund,” said the curate. “I haven’t suffered this much since I was ripped away from my beloved flock and forced to leave them with the Roman wolves.”
“That was in TERTIO MARIAE,” said Master Mumblazen.
“That was in TERTIO MARIAE,” said Master Mumblazen.
“In the name of Heaven,” continued the curate, “tell us, has your time been better spent than ours, or have you any news of that unhappy maiden, who, being for so many years the principal joy of this broken-down house, is now proved our greatest unhappiness? Have you not at least discovered her place of residence?”
“In the name of Heaven,” continued the curate, “tell us, has your time been better spent than ours, or do you have any news about that unfortunate young woman, who, for so many years, was the main joy of this broken-down house, and is now our greatest sorrow? Have you at least found out where she lives?”
“I have,” replied Tressilian. “Know you Cumnor Place, near Oxford?”
“I have,” Tressilian replied. “Do you know Cumnor Place, near Oxford?”
“Surely,” said the clergyman; “it was a house of removal for the monks of Abingdon.”
“Surely,” said the clergyman; “it was a place for the monks of Abingdon to move out.”
“Whose arms,” said Master Michael, “I have seen over a stone chimney in the hall,—a cross patonce betwixt four martlets.”
“Whose arms,” said Master Michael, “I have seen over a stone chimney in the hall—a cross patonce between four martlets.”
“There,” said Tressilian, “this unhappy maiden resides, in company with the villain Varney. But for a strange mishap, my sword had revenged all our injuries, as well as hers, on his worthless head.”
“There,” said Tressilian, “this unfortunate girl lives, alongside the villain Varney. If it weren’t for a strange accident, my sword would have avenged all our wrongs, as well as hers, on his worthless head.”
“Thank God, that kept thine hand from blood-guiltiness, rash young man!” answered the curate. “Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord, and I will repay it. It were better study to free her from the villain's nets of infamy.”
“Thank God that kept your hands from being guilty of murder, reckless young man!” replied the curate. “Vengeance is mine, says the Lord, and I will take care of it. It would be better to focus on freeing her from the villain's traps of disgrace.”
“They are called, in heraldry, LAQUEI AMORIS, or LACS D'AMOUR,” said Mumblazen.
“They're called, in heraldry, LAQUEI AMORIS, or LACS D'AMOUR,” said Mumblazen.
“It is in that I require your aid, my friends,” said Tressilian. “I am resolved to accuse this villain, at the very foot of the throne, of falsehood, seduction, and breach of hospitable laws. The Queen shall hear me, though the Earl of Leicester, the villain's patron, stood at her right hand.”
“It is with that that I need your help, my friends,” said Tressilian. “I am determined to confront this villain right at the throne, accusing him of lying, seduction, and breaking the rules of hospitality. The Queen will hear me, even if the Earl of Leicester, the villain's supporter, stands at her side.”
“Her Grace,” said the curate, “hath set a comely example of continence to her subjects, and will doubtless do justice on this inhospitable robber. But wert thou not better apply to the Earl of Leicester, in the first place, for justice on his servant? If he grants it, thou dost save the risk of making thyself a powerful adversary, which will certainly chance if, in the first instance, you accuse his master of the horse and prime favourite before the Queen.”
“Your Grace,” said the curate, “has set a good example of self-control for her people and will surely bring justice to this uncivil robber. But wouldn’t it be wiser to first approach the Earl of Leicester for justice regarding his servant? If he agrees, you’ll avoid the risk of making a powerful enemy, which will definitely happen if you accuse his horseman and favorite in front of the Queen right off the bat.”
“My mind revolts from your counsel,” said Tressilian. “I cannot brook to plead my noble patron's cause the unhappy Amy's cause—before any one save my lawful Sovereign. Leicester, thou wilt say, is noble. Be it so; he is but a subject like ourselves, and I will not carry my plaint to him, if I can do better. Still, I will think on what thou hast said; but I must have your assistance to persuade the good Sir Hugh to make me his commissioner and fiduciary in this matter, for it is in his name I must speak, and not in my own. Since she is so far changed as to dote upon this empty profligate courtier, he shall at least do her the justice which is yet in his power.”
“My mind rejects your advice,” said Tressilian. “I can't bear to plead for my noble patron's cause—the unfortunate Amy's cause—before anyone except my rightful Sovereign. Leicester, you might say, is noble. That may be true; he's still just a subject like us, and I won't take my complaint to him if I have a better option. However, I will consider what you’ve said; but I need your help to convince the good Sir Hugh to appoint me his commissioner and fiduciary in this matter, because I must speak in his name, not my own. Since she has changed so much that she now fawns over this empty, selfish courtier, at the very least, he should give her the justice that he can still provide.”
“Better she died CAELEBS and SINE PROLE,” said Mumblazen, with more animation than he usually expressed, “than part, PER PALE, the noble coat of Robsart with that of such a miscreant!”
“Better she died CAELEBS and SINE PROLE,” said Mumblazen, with more energy than he usually showed, “than share, PER PALE, the noble coat of Robsart with that of such a scoundrel!”
“If it be your object, as I cannot question,” said the clergyman, “to save, as much as is yet possible, the credit of this unhappy young woman, I repeat, you should apply, in the first instance, to the Earl of Leicester. He is as absolute in his household as the Queen in her kingdom, and if he expresses to Varney that such is his pleasure, her honour will not stand so publicly committed.”
“If your goal is, as I have no doubt it is,” said the clergyman, “to save, as much as possible, the reputation of this unfortunate young woman, I reiterate, you should first approach the Earl of Leicester. He has complete authority in his household, just like the Queen has in her kingdom, and if he conveys to Varney that this is his wish, her honor will not remain so publicly compromised.”
“You are right, you are right!” said Tressilian eagerly, “and I thank you for pointing out what I overlooked in my haste. I little thought ever to have besought grace of Leicester; but I could kneel to the proud Dudley, if doing so could remove one shade of shame from this unhappy damsel. You will assist me then to procure the necessary powers from Sir Hugh Robsart?”
“You're right, you're right!” said Tressilian excitedly, “and I appreciate you pointing out what I missed in my rush. I never thought I’d ask Leicester for help; but I could kneel to the proud Dudley if it would take away even a bit of shame from this unfortunate girl. So, will you help me get the necessary permissions from Sir Hugh Robsart?”
The curate assured him of his assistance, and the herald nodded assent.
The priest assured him he would help, and the messenger nodded in agreement.
“You must hold yourselves also in readiness to testify, in case you are called upon, the openhearted hospitality which our good patron exercised towards this deceitful traitor, and the solicitude with which he laboured to seduce his unhappy daughter.”
“You should also be prepared to testify, if needed, about the generous hospitality our good patron showed toward this deceitful traitor, and the concern with which he worked to seduce his unfortunate daughter.”
“At first,” said the clergyman, “she did not, as it seemed to me, much affect his company; but latterly I saw them often together.”
“At first,” said the clergyman, “it seemed to me that she didn’t care much for his company, but lately I’ve seen them together a lot.”
“SEIANT in the parlour,” said Michael Mumblazen, “and PASSANT in the garden.”
“SEIANT in the living room,” said Michael Mumblazen, “and PASSANT in the garden.”
“I once came on them by chance,” said the priest, “in the South wood, in a spring evening. Varney was muffled in a russet cloak, so that I saw not his face. They separated hastily, as they heard me rustle amongst the leaves; and I observed she turned her head and looked long after him.”
“I once stumbled upon them unexpectedly,” said the priest, “in the South woods on a spring evening. Varney was wrapped in a brown cloak, so I couldn't see his face. They hurriedly parted ways when they heard me moving through the leaves; and I noticed she turned her head and watched him for a long time.”
“With neck REGUARDANT,” said the herald. “And on the day of her flight, and that was on Saint Austen's Eve, I saw Varney's groom, attired in his liveries, hold his master's horse and Mistress Amy's palfrey, bridled and saddled PROPER, behind the wall of the churchyard.”
“With her neck turned,” said the herald. “And on the day she escaped, which was on Saint Austen's Eve, I saw Varney's groom, dressed in his livery, holding his master’s horse and Mistress Amy's nicely equipped palfrey, bridled and saddled, behind the churchyard wall.”
“And now is she found mewed up in his secret place of retirement,” said Tressilian. “The villain is taken in the manner, and I well wish he may deny his crime, that I may thrust conviction down his false throat! But I must prepare for my journey. Do you, gentlemen, dispose my patron to grant me such powers as are needful to act in his name.”
“And now she’s been found hidden away in his secret hideout,” said Tressilian. “The villain has been caught red-handed, and I sincerely hope he denies his wrongdoing so that I can force the truth down his lying throat! But I need to get ready for my journey. You, gentlemen, should convince my patron to give me the authority I need to act in his name.”
So saying, Tressilian left the room.
So saying, Tressilian left the room.
“He is too hot,” said the curate; “and I pray to God that He may grant him the patience to deal with Varney as is fitting.”
“He is too intense,” said the curate; “and I pray to God that He may grant him the patience to handle Varney as appropriate.”
“Patience and Varney,” said Mumblazen, “is worse heraldry than metal upon metal. He is more false than a siren, more rapacious than a griffin, more poisonous than a wyvern, and more cruel than a lion rampant.”
“Patience and Varney,” said Mumblazen, “are worse symbols than metal on metal. He’s more deceitful than a siren, more greedy than a griffin, more toxic than a wyvern, and more brutal than a lion rampant.”
“Yet I doubt much,” said the curate, “whether we can with propriety ask from Sir Hugh Robsart, being in his present condition, any deed deputing his paternal right in Mistress Amy to whomsoever—”
“Yet I have my doubts,” said the curate, “about whether we can properly ask Sir Hugh Robsart, given his current state, for any document transferring his parental rights concerning Mistress Amy to anyone—”
“Your reverence need not doubt that,” said Will Badger, who entered as he spoke, “for I will lay my life he is another man when he wakes than he has been these thirty days past.”
“Your reverence need not doubt that,” said Will Badger, who entered as he spoke, “because I bet my life he’ll be a different person when he wakes up than he has been for the past thirty days.”
“Ay, Will,” said the curate, “hast thou then so much confidence in Doctor Diddleum's draught?”
“Ay, Will,” said the curate, “do you really have so much faith in Doctor Diddleum's potion?”
“Not a whit,” said Will, “because master ne'er tasted a drop on't, seeing it was emptied out by the housemaid. But here's a gentleman, who came attending on Master Tressilian, has given Sir Hugh a draught that is worth twenty of yon un. I have spoken cunningly with him, and a better farrier or one who hath a more just notion of horse and dog ailment I have never seen; and such a one would never be unjust to a Christian man.”
“Not at all,” said Will, “because the master never had a drop of it, since the housemaid poured it out. But here’s a gentleman who came along with Master Tressilian, and he’s given Sir Hugh a remedy that’s worth twenty of that one. I’ve talked to him cleverly, and I’ve never seen a better farrier or one who has a clearer understanding of horse and dog ailments; someone like that would never be unfair to a Christian.”
“A farrier! you saucy groom—and by whose authority, pray?” said the curate, rising in surprise and indignation; “or who will be warrant for this new physician?”
“A farrier! You cheeky groom—and by whose authority, may I ask?” said the curate, standing up in surprise and anger; “or who will vouch for this new doctor?”
“For authority, an it like your reverence, he had mine; and for warrant, I trust I have not been five-and-twenty years in this house without having right to warrant the giving of a draught to beast or body—I who can gie a drench, and a ball, and bleed, or blister, if need, to my very self.”
“For authority, if it pleases you, he had mine; and as for proof, I trust I haven’t been here for twenty-five years without having the right to give a drink to any creature or person—I who can administer a dose, and a pill, and draw blood, or apply a blister, if necessary, to myself.”
The counsellors of the house of Robsart thought it meet to carry this information instantly to Tressilian, who as speedily summoned before him Wayland Smith, and demanded of him (in private, however) by what authority he had ventured to administer any medicine to Sir Hugh Robsart?
The counselors of the Robsart household thought it appropriate to quickly inform Tressilian, who promptly summoned Wayland Smith and privately asked him by what authority he had dared to give any medicine to Sir Hugh Robsart.
“Why,” replied the artist, “your worship cannot but remember that I told you I had made more progress into my master's—I mean the learned Doctor Doboobie's—mystery than he was willing to own; and indeed half of his quarrel and malice against me was that, besides that I got something too deep into his secrets, several discerning persons, and particularly a buxom young widow of Abingdon, preferred my prescriptions to his.”
“Why,” replied the artist, “you can’t forget that I mentioned I had made more progress in my master’s—I mean the learned Doctor Doboobie’s—mystery than he was ready to admit; and in fact, part of his issue and resentment towards me was that, not only did I delve too deeply into his secrets, but several insightful people, especially a charming young widow from Abingdon, chose my treatments over his.”
“None of thy buffoonery, sir,” said Tressilian sternly. “If thou hast trifled with us—much more, if thou hast done aught that may prejudice Sir Hugh Robsart's health, thou shalt find thy grave at the bottom of a tin-mine.”
“None of your nonsense, sir,” Tressilian said sternly. “If you’ve played games with us—especially if you’ve done anything that could harm Sir Hugh Robsart's health, you will find your grave at the bottom of a tin mine.”
“I know too little of the great ARCANUM to convert the ore to gold,” said Wayland firmly. “But truce to your apprehensions, Master Tressilian. I understood the good knight's case from what Master William Badger told me; and I hope I am able enough to administer a poor dose of mandragora, which, with the sleep that must needs follow, is all that Sir Hugh Robsart requires to settle his distraught brains.”
“I don’t know enough about the great ARCANUM to turn the ore into gold,” Wayland said confidently. “But let’s put your worries aside, Master Tressilian. I got the knight’s situation from what Master William Badger told me, and I believe I’m skilled enough to give him a simple dose of mandragora, which, along with the sleep that will naturally follow, is all Sir Hugh Robsart needs to calm his troubled mind.”
“I trust thou dealest fairly with me, Wayland?” said Tressilian.
"I trust you’re being honest with me, Wayland?" said Tressilian.
“Most fairly and honestly, as the event shall show,” replied the artist. “What would it avail me to harm the poor old man for whom you are interested?—you, to whom I owe it that Gaffer Pinniewinks is not even now rending my flesh and sinews with his accursed pincers, and probing every mole in my body with his sharpened awl (a murrain on the hands which forged it!) in order to find out the witch's mark?—I trust to yoke myself as a humble follower to your worship's train, and I only wish to have my faith judged of by the result of the good knight's slumbers.”
“Most fairly and honestly, as the event will show,” replied the artist. “What good would it do me to harm the poor old man you care about?—you, who I owe for the fact that Gaffer Pinniewinks is not even now tearing my flesh and sinews with his cursed pincers, and probing every mole on my body with his sharpened awl (a plague on the hands that made it!) to find out the witch's mark?—I hope to join you as a humble follower, and I only wish to have my faith judged by the outcome of the good knight's slumbers.”
Wayland Smith was right in his prognostication. The sedative draught which his skill had prepared, and Will Badger's confidence had administered, was attended with the most beneficial effects. The patient's sleep was long and healthful, and the poor old knight awoke, humbled indeed in thought and weak in frame, yet a much better judge of whatever was subjected to his intellect than he had been for some time past. He resisted for a while the proposal made by his friends that Tressilian should undertake a journey to court, to attempt the recovery of his daughter, and the redress of her wrongs, in so far as they might yet be repaired. “Let her go,” he said; “she is but a hawk that goes down the wind; I would not bestow even a whistle to reclaim her.” But though he for some time maintained this argument, he was at length convinced it was his duty to take the part to which natural affection inclined him, and consent that such efforts as could yet be made should be used by Tressilian in behalf of his daughter. He subscribed, therefore, a warrant of attorney, such as the curate's skill enabled him to draw up; for in those simple days the clergy were often the advisers of their flock in law as well as in gospel.
Wayland Smith was right in his prediction. The sedative potion that his expertise had prepared, and Will Badger's confidence had administered, had the most positive results. The patient's sleep was deep and restorative, and the poor old knight woke up, humbled in thought and physically weak, yet a much better judge of whatever came before him than he had been for quite some time. He resisted for a while his friends' suggestion that Tressilian should make a trip to the court to try to retrieve his daughter and address her wrongs, as far as they could still be fixed. “Let her go,” he said; “she is just a hawk flying away; I wouldn't even bother to whistle for her back.” But although he held onto this argument for some time, he eventually realized it was his responsibility to follow his natural feelings and agreed that Tressilian should make any efforts possible on behalf of his daughter. He then signed a power of attorney document, which the curate skillfully prepared for him; because in those straightforward times, clergy often advised their community in legal matters as well as spiritual ones.
All matters were prepared for Tressilian's second departure, within twenty-four hours after he had returned to Lidcote Hall; but one material circumstance had been forgotten, which was first called to the remembrance of Tressilian by Master Mumblazen. “You are going to court, Master Tressilian,” said he; “you will please remember that your blazonry must be ARGENT and OR—no other tinctures will pass current.” The remark was equally just and embarrassing. To prosecute a suit at court, ready money was as indispensable even in the golden days of Elizabeth as at any succeeding period; and it was a commodity little at the command of the inhabitants of Lidcote Hall. Tressilian was himself poor; the revenues of good Sir Hugh Robsart were consumed, and even anticipated, in his hospitable mode of living; and it was finally necessary that the herald who started the doubt should himself solve it. Master Michael Mumblazen did so by producing a bag of money, containing nearly three hundred pounds in gold and silver of various coinage, the savings of twenty years, which he now, without speaking a syllable upon the subject, dedicated to the service of the patron whose shelter and protection had given him the means of making this little hoard. Tressilian accepted it without affecting a moment's hesitation, and a mutual grasp of the hand was all that passed betwixt them, to express the pleasure which the one felt in dedicating his all to such a purpose, and that which the other received from finding so material an obstacle to the success of his journey so suddenly removed, and in a manner so unexpected.
Everything was set for Tressilian's second departure within twenty-four hours after he returned to Lidcote Hall, but one important detail had been overlooked. Master Mumblazen reminded Tressilian, “You’re going to court, Master Tressilian; just remember that your colors must be ARGENT and OR—no other colors will do.” The comment was both accurate and awkward. To pursue a case in court, having cash on hand was just as essential in the golden days of Elizabeth as it was at any later time, and it was something the residents of Lidcote Hall didn't have much of. Tressilian himself was low on funds; the income from Sir Hugh Robsart was depleted and even expected in advance due to his generous lifestyle. It became necessary for the herald who raised the concern to also provide a solution. Master Michael Mumblazen accomplished this by producing a bag of money containing nearly three hundred pounds in gold and various coins, saved over twenty years. Without saying a word, he dedicated it to the patron whose protection had allowed him to amass this small fortune. Tressilian accepted it without showing a moment's hesitation, and a firm handshake was all they needed to express their mutual feelings—one's joy in contributing everything to such a cause and the other's relief at having such a significant obstacle to his journey suddenly removed in such an unexpected way.
While Tressilian was making preparations for his departure early the ensuing morning, Wayland Smith desired to speak with him, and, expressing his hope that he had been pleased with the operation of his medicine in behalf of Sir Hugh Robsart, added his desire to accompany him to court. This was indeed what Tressilian himself had several times thought of; for the shrewdness, alertness of understanding, and variety of resource which this fellow had exhibited during the time they had travelled together, had made him sensible that his assistance might be of importance. But then Wayland was in danger from the grasp of law; and of this Tressilian reminded him, mentioning something, at the same time, of the pincers of Pinniewinks and the warrant of Master Justice Blindas. Wayland Smith laughed both to scorn.
While Tressilian was getting ready to leave early the next morning, Wayland Smith asked to speak with him. He hoped Tressilian was pleased with how his medicine had worked for Sir Hugh Robsart and expressed his wish to go with him to court. This was actually something Tressilian had thought about several times; Wayland's cleverness, quick thinking, and resourcefulness during their travels made Tressilian realize that his help could be valuable. However, Wayland was in trouble with the law, and Tressilian reminded him of that, mentioning the pincers of Pinniewinks and the warrant from Master Justice Blindas. Wayland Smith just laughed it off.
“See you, sir!” said he, “I have changed my garb from that of a farrier to a serving-man; but were it still as it was, look at my moustaches. They now hang down; I will but turn them up, and dye them with a tincture that I know of, and the devil would scarce know me again.”
“See you later, sir!” he said, “I’ve swapped my clothes from those of a blacksmith to those of a servant; but even if I were still dressed as before, look at my mustache. It’s hanging down now; if I just curl it up and dye it with a special mix I know, the devil himself would hardly recognize me.”
He accompanied these words with the appropriate action, and in less than a minute, by setting up, his moustaches and his hair, he seemed a different person from him that had but now entered the room. Still, however, Tressilian hesitated to accept his services, and the artist became proportionably urgent.
He backed up his words with the right actions, and in less than a minute, by fixing his moustache and hair, he looked like a totally different person from the one who had just walked into the room. However, Tressilian still hesitated to accept his help, and the artist became increasingly insistent.
“I owe you life and limb,” he said, “and I would fain pay a part of the debt, especially as I know from Will Badger on what dangerous service your worship is bound. I do not, indeed, pretend to be what is called a man of mettle, one of those ruffling tear-cats who maintain their master's quarrel with sword and buckler. Nay, I am even one of those who hold the end of a feast better than the beginning of a fray. But I know that I can serve your worship better, in such quest as yours, than any of these sword-and-dagger men, and that my head will be worth an hundred of their hands.”
“I owe you my life and my body,” he said, “and I’d really like to repay some of that debt, especially since I know from Will Badger what dangerous mission you’re on. I don’t pretend to be what you’d call a brave man, one of those swaggering fighters who defend their master with sword and shield. No, I prefer enjoying the last course of a feast rather than starting a fight. But I know I can serve you better on your quest than any of those sword-swinging guys, and my head is worth more than a hundred of their hands.”
Tressilian still hesitated. He knew not much of this strange fellow, and was doubtful how far he could repose in him the confidence necessary to render him a useful attendant upon the present emergency. Ere he had come to a determination, the trampling of a horse was heard in the courtyard, and Master Mumblazen and Will Badger both entered hastily into Tressilian's chamber, speaking almost at the same moment.
Tressilian still hesitated. He didn't know much about this strange guy and wasn't sure how much he could trust him to be a helpful aide in the current situation. Before he could make a decision, the sound of a horse's hooves echoed in the courtyard, and Master Mumblazen and Will Badger both rushed into Tressilian's room, talking almost at the same time.
“Here is a serving-man on the bonniest grey tit I ever see'd in my life,” said Will Badger, who got the start—“having on his arm a silver cognizance, being a fire-drake holding in his mouth a brickbat, under a coronet of an Earl's degree,” said Master Mumblazen, “and bearing a letter sealed of the same.”
“Here’s a servant on the most beautiful grey horse I’ve ever seen,” said Will Badger, who was caught off guard—“with a silver emblem on his arm, which is a fire-drake holding a brick in its mouth, beneath an Earl’s coronet,” said Master Mumblazen, “and carrying a letter sealed with the same.”
Tressilian took the letter, which was addressed “To the worshipful Master Edmund Tressilian, our loving kinsman—These—ride, ride, ride—for thy life, for thy life, for thy life.” He then opened it, and found the following contents:—
Tressilian took the letter, which was addressed “To the esteemed Master Edmund Tressilian, our dear relative—These—ride, ride, ride—for your life, for your life, for your life.” He then opened it and found the following contents:—
“MASTER TRESSILIAN, OUR GOOD FRIEND AND COUSIN,
“MASTER TRESSILIAN, OUR GOOD FRIEND AND COUSIN,
“We are at present so ill at ease, and otherwise so unhappily circumstanced, that we are desirous to have around us those of our friends on whose loving-kindness we can most especially repose confidence; amongst whom we hold our good Master Tressilian one of the foremost and nearest, both in good will and good ability. We therefore pray you, with your most convenient speed, to repair to our poor lodging, at Sayes Court, near Deptford, where we will treat further with you of matters which we deem it not fit to commit unto writing. And so we bid you heartily farewell, being your loving kinsman to command,
“We're feeling quite anxious right now and are in a tough situation, so we really want to have our friends around us—those whose kindness we can truly rely on. Among them, we consider our good Master Tressilian to be one of the closest and most capable, in terms of both goodwill and ability. We kindly ask you to come to our modest place at Sayes Court, near Deptford, as soon as you can, so we can discuss matters we think are best left unwritten. So, we say a warm farewell, being your loving relative at your service,
“RATCLIFFE, EARL OF SUSSEX.”
“Earl of Sussex, Ratcliffe.”
“Send up the messenger instantly, Will Badger,” said Tressilian; and as the man entered the room, he exclaimed, “Ah, Stevens, is it you? how does my good lord?”
“Send the messenger up right away, Will Badger,” said Tressilian; and as the man came into the room, he said, “Ah, Stevens, is that you? How is my good lord?”
“Ill, Master Tressilian,” was the messenger's reply, “and having therefore the more need of good friends around him.”
“I'm not well, Master Tressilian,” the messenger replied, “and because of that, I need good friends around me even more.”
“But what is my lord's malady?” said Tressilian anxiously; “I heard nothing of his being ill.”
“But what’s wrong with my lord?” Tressilian asked anxiously. “I didn’t hear anything about him being sick.”
“I know not, sir,” replied the man; “he is very ill at ease. The leeches are at a stand, and many of his household suspect foul practice-witchcraft, or worse.”
“I don’t know, sir,” replied the man; “he is very anxious. The leeches have stopped working, and many of his household suspect foul play—witchcraft, or worse.”
“What are the symptoms?” said Wayland Smith, stepping forward hastily.
“What are the symptoms?” Wayland Smith asked, stepping forward quickly.
“Anan?” said the messenger, not comprehending his meaning.
“Anan?” said the messenger, not understanding what he meant.
“What does he ail?” said Wayland; “where lies his disease?”
“What's wrong with him?” said Wayland; “where is his sickness?”
The man looked at Tressilian, as if to know whether he should answer these inquiries from a stranger, and receiving a sign in the affirmative, he hastily enumerated gradual loss of strength, nocturnal perspiration, and loss of appetite, faintness, etc.
The man glanced at Tressilian, as if trying to decide if he should respond to the questions from a stranger, and upon receiving an affirmative signal, he quickly listed symptoms like decreasing strength, night sweats, lack of appetite, faintness, and so on.
“Joined,” said Wayland, “to a gnawing pain in the stomach, and a low fever?”
“Joined,” said Wayland, “by a nagging stomach ache and a mild fever?”
“Even so,” said the messenger, somewhat surprised.
“Still,” said the messenger, somewhat surprised.
“I know how the disease is caused,” said the artist, “and I know the cause. Your master has eaten of the manna of Saint Nicholas. I know the cure too—my master shall not say I studied in his laboratory for nothing.”
“I know how the disease is caused,” said the artist, “and I know the reason behind it. Your master has indulged in the blessing of Saint Nicholas. I also know the cure—my master won’t be able to say I studied in his lab for nothing.”
“How mean you?” said Tressilian, frowning; “we speak of one of the first nobles of England. Bethink you, this is no subject for buffoonery.”
“How do you mean?” said Tressilian, frowning; “we're talking about one of the top nobles of England. Think about it, this is not something to joke about.”
“God forbid!” said Wayland Smith. “I say that I know this disease, and can cure him. Remember what I did for Sir Hugh Robsart.”
“God forbid!” said Wayland Smith. “I know this disease and I can cure him. Remember what I did for Sir Hugh Robsart.”
“We will set forth instantly,” said Tressilian. “God calls us.”
“We’ll head out right away,” said Tressilian. “It’s time for us to go.”
Accordingly, hastily mentioning this new motive for his instant departure, though without alluding to either the suspicions of Stevens, or the assurances of Wayland Smith, he took the kindest leave of Sir Hugh and the family at Lidcote Hall, who accompanied him with prayers and blessings, and, attended by Wayland and the Earl of Sussex's domestic, travelled with the utmost speed towards London.
Accordingly, quickly bringing up this new reason for his sudden departure, even though he didn’t mention either Stevens' suspicions or Wayland Smith’s reassurances, he said a warm goodbye to Sir Hugh and the family at Lidcote Hall, who sent him off with prayers and blessings. Accompanied by Wayland and the Earl of Sussex’s servant, he traveled at top speed towards London.
CHAPTER XIII.
Ay, I know you have arsenic,
Vitriol, sal-tartre, argaile, alkaly,
Cinoper: I know all.—This fellow, Captain,
Will come in time to be a great distiller,
And give a say (I will not say directly,
But very near) at the philosopher's stone. THE ALCHEMIST.
Yeah, I know you have arsenic,
Vitriol, salt tartar, clay, alkali,
Cinnabar: I know it all.—This guy, Captain,
Will eventually become a great distiller,
And have a say (I won’t say directly,
But pretty close) about the philosopher's stone. THE ALCHEMIST.
Tressilian and his attendants pressed their route with all dispatch. He had asked the smith, indeed, when their departure was resolved on, whether he would not rather choose to avoid Berkshire, in which he had played a part so conspicuous? But Wayland returned a confident answer. He had employed the short interval they passed at Lidcote Hall in transforming himself in a wonderful manner. His wild and overgrown thicket of beard was now restrained to two small moustaches on the upper lip, turned up in a military fashion. A tailor from the village of Lidcote (well paid) had exerted his skill, under his customer's directions, so as completely to alter Wayland's outward man, and take off from his appearance almost twenty years of age. Formerly, besmeared with soot and charcoal, overgrown with hair, and bent double with the nature of his labour, disfigured too by his odd and fantastic dress, he seemed a man of fifty years old. But now, in a handsome suit of Tressilian's livery, with a sword by his side and a buckler on his shoulder, he looked like a gay ruffling serving-man, whose age might be betwixt thirty and thirty-five, the very prime of human life. His loutish, savage-looking demeanour seemed equally changed, into a forward, sharp, and impudent alertness of look and action.
Tressilian and his companions hurried along their path. He had asked the smith when they decided to leave if he wouldn’t prefer to avoid Berkshire, where he had been so prominent. But Wayland replied confidently. He had used the short time they spent at Lidcote Hall to transform himself remarkably. His wild, unkempt beard was now trimmed down to two small mustaches on his upper lip, styled upward in a military way. A tailor from the village of Lidcote (well compensated) had skillfully followed Wayland’s instructions to completely change his appearance, knocking off nearly twenty years. Once covered in soot and charcoal, with hair everywhere, and hunched from his work, dressed in odd and outlandish clothing, he had looked like a fifty-year-old man. Now, in a smart suit of Tressilian's livery, with a sword at his side and a small shield on his shoulder, he resembled a dashing, stylish servant, looking to be between thirty and thirty-five, the prime of life. His previously rough and savage demeanor had transformed into a confident, sharp, and brash air.
When challenged by Tressilian, who desired to know the cause of a metamorphosis so singular and so absolute, Wayland only answered by singing a stave from a comedy, which was then new, and was supposed, among the more favourable judges, to augur some genius on the part of the author. We are happy to preserve the couplet, which ran exactly thus,—
When Tressilian asked Wayland about the reason for such a unique and complete transformation, Wayland simply responded by singing a line from a comedy that was new at the time and thought by some of the more favorable critics to show some talent from the author. We're glad to share the couplet, which went exactly like this,—
“Ban, ban, ca Caliban—
Get a new master—Be a new man.”
“Ban, ban, ca Caliban—
Get a new boss—Be a new person.”
Although Tressilian did not recollect the verses, yet they reminded him that Wayland had once been a stage player, a circumstance which, of itself, accounted indifferently well for the readiness with which he could assume so total a change of personal appearance. The artist himself was so confident of his disguise being completely changed, or of his having completely changed his disguise, which may be the more correct mode of speaking, that he regretted they were not to pass near his old place of retreat.
Although Tressilian didn't remember the lines, they reminded him that Wayland had once been an actor, which explained why he could change his appearance so completely. The artist was so sure that his disguise was entirely different—or that he had completely altered his disguise, which might be the more accurate way to say it—that he wished they could pass by his old hideout.
“I could venture,” he said, “in my present dress, and with your worship's backing, to face Master Justice Blindas, even on a day of Quarter Sessions; and I would like to know what is become of Hobgoblin, who is like to play the devil in the world, if he can once slip the string, and leave his granny and his dominie.—Ay, and the scathed vault!” he said; “I would willingly have seen what havoc the explosion of so much gunpowder has made among Doctor Demetrius Doboobie's retorts and phials. I warrant me, my fame haunts the Vale of the Whitehorse long after my body is rotten; and that many a lout ties up his horse, lays down his silver groat, and pipes like a sailor whistling in a calm for Wayland Smith to come and shoe his tit for him. But the horse will catch the founders ere the smith answers the call.”
“I could take a chance,” he said, “in my current outfit, and with your support, to confront Master Justice Blindas, even on a day of Quarter Sessions; and I’d like to know what happened to Hobgoblin, who would surely cause chaos in the world if he ever managed to escape, leaving his granny and his teacher behind.—Yeah, and the damaged vault!” he continued; “I would have liked to see the destruction caused by the explosion of all that gunpowder among Doctor Demetrius Doboobie's retorts and flasks. I bet my reputation lingers in the Vale of the Whitehorse long after my body has rotted away; and that plenty of fools tie up their horses, drop their silver coins, and whistle like sailors calling for Wayland Smith to come and shoe their horses for them. But the horse will get laminitis before the smith shows up.”
In this particular, indeed, Wayland proved a true prophet; and so easily do fables rise, that an obscure tradition of his extraordinary practice in farriery prevails in the Vale of Whitehorse even unto this day; and neither the tradition of Alfred's Victory, nor of the celebrated Pusey Horn, are better preserved in Berkshire than the wild legend of Wayland Smith. [See Note 2, Legend of Wayland Smith.]
In this case, Wayland really did prove to be a true prophet; and fables spread so easily that a little-known tradition of his amazing skills as a blacksmith still exists in the Vale of Whitehorse even today. Neither the story of Alfred's victory nor the famous Pusey Horn is remembered any better in Berkshire than the wild tale of Wayland Smith. [See Note 2, Legend of Wayland Smith.]
The haste of the travellers admitted their making no stay upon their journey, save what the refreshment of the horses required; and as many of the places through which they passed were under the influence of the Earl of Leicester, or persons immediately dependent on him, they thought it prudent to disguise their names and the purpose of their journey. On such occasions the agency of Wayland Smith (by which name we shall continue to distinguish the artist, though his real name was Lancelot Wayland) was extremely serviceable. He seemed, indeed, to have a pleasure in displaying the alertness with which he could baffle investigation, and amuse himself by putting the curiosity of tapsters and inn-keepers on a false scent. During the course of their brief journey, three different and inconsistent reports were circulated by him on their account—namely, first, that Tressilian was the Lord Deputy of Ireland, come over in disguise to take the Queen's pleasure concerning the great rebel Rory Oge MacCarthy MacMahon; secondly, that the said Tressilian was an agent of Monsieur, coming to urge his suit to the hand of Elizabeth; thirdly, that he was the Duke of Medina, come over, incognito, to adjust the quarrel betwixt Philip and that princess.
The urgency of the travelers meant they didn't stop on their journey except for what the horses needed. Since many of the places they passed were controlled by the Earl of Leicester or his associates, they thought it wise to hide their identities and the purpose of their trip. In these situations, the skills of Wayland Smith (which is how we’ll refer to him, even though his real name was Lancelot Wayland) were incredibly helpful. He seemed to take pleasure in showcasing how cleverly he could confuse anyone trying to investigate and had fun leading innkeepers and bartenders on wild goose chases. During their short journey, he spread three different and conflicting rumors about them—first, that Tressilian was the Lord Deputy of Ireland, secretly visiting to inform the Queen about the major rebel Rory Oge MacCarthy MacMahon; second, that Tressilian was an agent of Monsieur, coming to advocate for his proposal to Elizabeth; and third, that he was the Duke of Medina, visiting incognito to settle the dispute between Philip and the princess.
Tressilian was angry, and expostulated with the artist on the various inconveniences, and, in particular, the unnecessary degree of attention to which they were subjected by the figments he thus circulated; but he was pacified (for who could be proof against such an argument?) by Wayland's assuring him that a general importance was attached to his own (Tressilian's) striking presence, which rendered it necessary to give an extraordinary reason for the rapidity and secrecy of his journey.
Tressilian was angry and argued with the artist about the different inconveniences, especially the unnecessary attention they were drawing from the creations he was promoting. However, he calmed down (because who could resist such a point?) when Wayland assured him that a significant importance was attached to Tressilian's striking presence, which made it necessary to provide an exceptional reason for the speed and secrecy of his journey.
At length they approached the metropolis, where, owing to the more general recourse of strangers, their appearance excited neither observation nor inquiry, and finally they entered London itself.
At last, they reached the city, where, due to the larger number of visitors, their appearance attracted neither attention nor questions, and finally, they entered London itself.
It was Tressilian's purpose to go down directly to Deptford, where Lord Sussex resided, in order to be near the court, then held at Greenwich, the favourite residence of Elizabeth, and honoured as her birthplace. Still a brief halt in London was necessary; and it was somewhat prolonged by the earnest entreaties of Wayland Smith, who desired permission to take a walk through the city.
It was Tressilian's intention to head straight to Deptford, where Lord Sussex lived, so he could be close to the court, which was then located at Greenwich, Elizabeth's favored residence and birthplace. However, a quick stop in London was needed, and it was extended by Wayland Smith's persistent requests to be allowed to take a walk through the city.
“Take thy sword and buckler, and follow me, then,” said Tressilian; “I am about to walk myself, and we will go in company.”
“Grab your sword and shield and follow me, then,” said Tressilian; “I’m going for a walk, and we’ll go together.”
This he said, because he was not altogether so secure of the fidelity of his new retainer as to lose sight of him at this interesting moment, when rival factions at the court of Elizabeth were running so high. Wayland Smith willingly acquiesced in the precaution, of which he probably conjectured the motive, but only stipulated that his master should enter the shops of such chemists or apothecaries as he should point out, in walking through Fleet Street, and permit him to make some necessary purchases. Tressilian agreed, and obeying the signal of his attendant, walked successively into more than four or five shops, where he observed that Wayland purchased in each only one single drug, in various quantities. The medicines which he first asked for were readily furnished, each in succession, but those which he afterwards required were less easily supplied; and Tressilian observed that Wayland more than once, to the surprise of the shopkeeper, returned the gum or herb that was offered to him, and compelled him to exchange it for the right sort, or else went on to seek it elsewhere. But one ingredient, in particular, seemed almost impossible to be found. Some chemists plainly admitted they had never seen it; others denied that such a drug existed, excepting in the imagination of crazy alchemists; and most of them attempted to satisfy their customer, by producing some substitute, which, when rejected by Wayland, as not being what he had asked for, they maintained possessed, in a superior degree, the self-same qualities. In general they all displayed some curiosity concerning the purpose for which he wanted it. One old, meagre chemist, to whom the artist put the usual question, in terms which Tressilian neither understood nor could recollect, answered frankly, there was none of that drug in London, unless Yoglan the Jew chanced to have some of it upon hand.
This he said because he wasn't completely confident in the loyalty of his new assistant, especially at this critical moment when rival factions at Elizabeth's court were so intense. Wayland Smith readily accepted the precaution, likely understanding the reason behind it, but he insisted that his master should enter the shops of the chemists or apothecaries he pointed out while walking through Fleet Street and allow him to make some necessary purchases. Tressilian agreed and, following his attendant's signal, visited more than four or five shops, where he noticed that Wayland bought only one type of drug in various quantities from each. The first medicines he requested were readily provided, but the ones he asked for later were harder to come by. Tressilian saw that Wayland returned the gum or herb offered to him multiple times, much to the shopkeeper's surprise, insisting on exchanging it for the correct type or moving on to find it elsewhere. However, one ingredient in particular seemed almost impossible to locate. Some chemists openly admitted they had never seen it; others claimed that such a drug only existed in the imaginations of mad alchemists; and most tried to satisfy their customer by offering a substitute, which Wayland rejected as not being what he had asked for, even though they insisted it had the same qualities, just even better. In general, they all showed some curiosity about why he needed it. An old, skinny chemist, whom the artist asked the usual question in terms that Tressilian neither understood nor remembered, candidly replied that there was none of that drug in London unless Yoglan the Jew happened to have some on hand.
“I thought as much,” said Wayland. And as soon as they left the shop, he said to Tressilian, “I crave your pardon, sir, but no artist can work without his tools. I must needs go to this Yoglan's; and I promise you, that if this detains you longer than your leisure seems to permit, you shall, nevertheless, be well repaid by the use I will make of this rare drug. Permit me,” he added, “to walk before you, for we are now to quit the broad street and we will make double speed if I lead the way.”
“I figured as much,” said Wayland. And as soon as they left the shop, he said to Tressilian, “I apologize, sir, but no artist can work without his tools. I need to go to this Yoglan's; and I promise you, if this takes longer than you’d like, you will still be well compensated by the use I will make of this rare drug. Allow me,” he added, “to go ahead of you, because we are about to leave the main street, and we’ll move faster if I lead the way.”
Tressilian acquiesced, and, following the smith down a lane which turned to the left hand towards the river, he found that his guide walked on with great speed, and apparently perfect knowledge of the town, through a labyrinth of by-streets, courts, and blind alleys, until at length Wayland paused in the midst of a very narrow lane, the termination of which showed a peep of the Thames looking misty and muddy, which background was crossed saltierwise, as Mr. Mumblazen might have said, by the masts of two lighters that lay waiting for the tide. The shop under which he halted had not, as in modern days, a glazed window, but a paltry canvas screen surrounded such a stall as a cobbler now occupies, having the front open, much in the manner of a fishmonger's booth of the present day. A little old smock-faced man, the very reverse of a Jew in complexion, for he was very soft-haired as well as beardless, appeared, and with many courtesies asked Wayland what he pleased to want. He had no sooner named the drug, than the Jew started and looked surprised. “And vat might your vorship vant vith that drug, which is not named, mein God, in forty years as I have been chemist here?”
Tressilian agreed and followed the blacksmith down a lane that turned left toward the river. He noticed that his guide walked briskly and seemed to know the town perfectly, navigating through a maze of side streets, alleys, and dead ends. Eventually, Wayland stopped in a very narrow lane that opened up to a glimpse of the Thames, looking foggy and muddy. In the background, the masts of two lighters waiting for the tide could be seen. The shop where they stopped didn’t have a glass window like modern ones; instead, there was a shabby canvas screen around a stall similar to those used by cobblers today, with an open front like a fishmonger's booth. An elderly man with a smock, who looked nothing like a stereotypical Jew, as he had soft hair and was beardless, appeared and politely asked Wayland what he needed. As soon as Wayland mentioned the drug, the man jumped and looked surprised. “And what could your honor possibly want with that drug, which, I swear, hasn’t been mentioned in forty years since I’ve been a chemist here?”
“These questions it is no part of my commission to answer,” said Wayland; “I only wish to know if you have what I want, and having it, are willing to sell it?”
“These questions are not part of my job to answer,” said Wayland; “I just want to know if you have what I need, and if you do, are you willing to sell it?”
“Ay, mein God, for having it, that I have, and for selling it, I am a chemist, and sell every drug.” So saying, he exhibited a powder, and then continued, “But it will cost much moneys. Vat I ave cost its weight in gold—ay, gold well-refined—I vill say six times. It comes from Mount Sinai, where we had our blessed Law given forth, and the plant blossoms but once in one hundred year.”
“Ay, my God, for having it, that I have, and for selling it, I am a chemist, and sell every drug.” So saying, he showed a powder, and then continued, “But it will cost a lot of money. What I have costs its weight in gold—yeah, gold well-refined—I will say six times. It comes from Mount Sinai, where we received our blessed Law, and the plant blooms only once every hundred years.”
“I do not know how often it is gathered on Mount Sinai,” said Wayland, after looking at the drug offered him with great disdain, “but I will wager my sword and buckler against your gaberdine, that this trash you offer me, instead of what I asked for, may be had for gathering any day of the week in the castle ditch of Aleppo.”
“I don’t know how often it’s gathered on Mount Sinai,” said Wayland, after eyeing the drug offered to him with great disdain, “but I’ll bet my sword and shield against your cloak that this junk you’re giving me, instead of what I asked for, can be found any day of the week in the castle ditch of Aleppo.”
“You are a rude man,” said the Jew; “and, besides, I ave no better than that—or if I ave, I will not sell it without order of a physician, or without you tell me vat you make of it.”
“You're a rude man,” said the Jew; “and besides, I have nothing better than that—or if I do, I won't sell it without a doctor's order, or unless you tell me what you think of it.”
The artist made brief answer in a language of which Tressilian could not understand a word, and which seemed to strike the Jew with the utmost astonishment. He stared upon Wayland like one who has suddenly recognized some mighty hero or dreaded potentate, in the person of an unknown and unmarked stranger. “Holy Elias!” he exclaimed, when he had recovered the first stunning effects of his surprise; and then passing from his former suspicious and surly manner to the very extremity of obsequiousness, he cringed low to the artist, and besought him to enter his poor house, to bless his miserable threshold by crossing it.
The artist replied briefly in a language that Tressilian couldn’t understand at all, and it seemed to absolutely astonish the Jew. He looked at Wayland as if he had suddenly identified some great hero or feared ruler in the form of an unknown and unremarkable stranger. “Holy Elias!” he exclaimed, once he got over the initial shock of his surprise; then, switching from his earlier suspicious and grumpy demeanor to extreme servility, he bowed deeply to the artist and begged him to come into his humble home, to bless his miserable entrance by crossing it.
“Vill you not taste a cup vith the poor Jew, Zacharias Yoglan?—Vill you Tokay ave?—vill you Lachrymae taste?—vill you—”
“Will you not taste a cup with the poor Jew, Zacharias Yoglan?—Will you have Tokay?—will you taste Lachrymae?—will you—”
“You offend in your proffers,” said Wayland; “minister to me in what I require of you, and forbear further discourse.”
“You're being offensive with your offers,” said Wayland; “just give me what I need from you and stop with the additional conversation.”
The rebuked Israelite took his bunch of keys, and opening with circumspection a cabinet which seemed more strongly secured than the other cases of drugs and medicines amongst which it stood, he drew out a little secret drawer, having a glass lid, and containing a small portion of a black powder. This he offered to Wayland, his manner conveying the deepest devotion towards him, though an avaricious and jealous expression, which seemed to grudge every grain of what his customer was about to possess himself, disputed ground in his countenance with the obsequious deference which he desired it should exhibit.
The scolded Israelite grabbed his bunch of keys and carefully opened a cabinet that appeared to be more securely locked than the other cabinets filled with drugs and medicines around it. He pulled out a small secret drawer with a glass lid that held a little bit of black powder. He offered it to Wayland, his demeanor showing deep devotion to him, even though a greedy and jealous look on his face seemed to resent every grain of what Wayland was about to take for himself, competing with the submissive respect he wanted to show.
“Have you scales?” said Wayland.
"Do you have scales?" said Wayland.
The Jew pointed to those which lay ready for common use in the shop, but he did so with a puzzled expression of doubt and fear, which did not escape the artist.
The Jew pointed to those that were available for general use in the shop, but he did so with a confused look of doubt and fear, which didn't go unnoticed by the artist.
“They must be other than these,” said Wayland sternly. “Know you not that holy things lose their virtue if weighed in an unjust balance?”
“They have to be something different,” said Wayland firmly. “Don’t you know that sacred things lose their value when measured unfairly?”
The Jew hung his head, took from a steel-plated casket a pair of scales beautifully mounted, and said, as he adjusted them for the artist's use, “With these I do mine own experiment—one hair of the high-priest's beard would turn them.”
The Jew lowered his head, took a beautifully crafted pair of scales from a steel-plated box, and said, while adjusting them for the artist's use, “With these, I conduct my own experiment—just one hair from the high priest's beard would tip the scales.”
“It suffices,” said the artist, and weighed out two drachms for himself of the black powder, which he very carefully folded up, and put into his pouch with the other drugs. He then demanded the price of the Jew, who answered, shaking his head and bowing,—
“It’s enough,” said the artist, and measured out two drachms of the black powder for himself, which he carefully folded up and placed into his pouch with the other drugs. He then asked the Jew for the price, who responded by shaking his head and bowing,—
“No price—no, nothing at all from such as you. But you will see the poor Jew again? you will look into his laboratory, where, God help him, he hath dried himself to the substance of the withered gourd of Jonah, the holy prophet. You will ave pity on him, and show him one little step on the great road?”
“No price—no, nothing at all from someone like you. But will you see the poor Jew again? Will you visit his lab, where, God help him, he has withered away like the dried gourd of Jonah, the holy prophet? You will have pity on him and show him one small step on the great journey?”
“Hush!” said Wayland, laying his finger mysteriously on his mouth; “it may be we shall meet again. Thou hast already the SCHAHMAJM, as thine own Rabbis call it—the general creation; watch, therefore, and pray, for thou must attain the knowledge of Alchahest Elixir Samech ere I may commune further with thee.” Then returning with a slight nod the reverential congees of the Jew, he walked gravely up the lane, followed by his master, whose first observation on the scene he had just witnessed was, that Wayland ought to have paid the man for his drug, whatever it was.
“Shh!” said Wayland, placing his finger mysteriously on his lips. “We might meet again. You already have the SCHAHMAJM, as your Rabbis call it—the whole creation; so watch and pray, because you need to understand the Alchahest Elixir Samech before I can talk to you more.” Then, giving a slight nod as a respectful farewell to the Jew, he walked solemnly up the lane, followed by his master, who remarked that Wayland should have paid the man for his drug, whatever it was.
“I pay him?” said the artist. “May the foul fiend pay me if I do! Had it not been that I thought it might displease your worship, I would have had an ounce or two of gold out of him, in exchange of the same just weight of brick dust.”
“I pay him?” said the artist. “Let the devil pay me if I do! If I didn't think it might upset you, I would have taken an ounce or two of gold from him in exchange for the same amount of brick dust.”
“I advise you to practise no such knavery while waiting upon me,” said Tressilian.
“I advise you not to pull any tricks while you’re waiting for me,” said Tressilian.
“Did I not say,” answered the artist, “that for that reason alone I forbore him for the present?—Knavery, call you it? Why, yonder wretched skeleton hath wealth sufficient to pave the whole lane he lives in with dollars, and scarce miss them out of his own iron chest; yet he goes mad after the philosopher's stone. And besides, he would have cheated a poor serving-man, as he thought me at first, with trash that was not worth a penny. Match for match, quoth the devil to the collier; if his false medicine was worth my good crowns, my true brick dust is as well worth his good gold.”
“Did I not say,” the artist replied, “that’s exactly why I decided to hold off on him for now?—You call it trickery? That miserable skeleton has enough money to pave the entire street he lives on with dollars and wouldn’t even notice them missing from his iron chest; yet he’s obsessed with finding the philosopher's stone. Besides, he would have cheated a poor servant, thinking that I was one at first, with worthless junk that wasn’t worth a penny. It’s like the devil said to the collier; if his fake medicine is worth my good coins, then my genuine brick dust is just as valuable as his good gold.”
“It may be so, for aught I know,” said Tressilian, “in dealing amongst Jews and apothecaries; but understand that to have such tricks of legerdemain practised by one attending on me diminishes my honour, and that I will not permit them. I trust thou hast made up thy purchases?”
“It could be true, for all I know,” Tressilian said, “when dealing with Jews and pharmacists; but understand that having such sleight of hand tricks performed by someone who is with me damages my reputation, and I won’t allow it. I hope you’ve finished your shopping?”
“I have, sir,” replied Wayland; “and with these drugs will I, this very day, compound the true orvietan, that noble medicine which is so seldom found genuine and effective within these realms of Europe, for want of that most rare and precious drug which I got but now from Yoglan.” [Orvietan, or Venice treacle, as it was sometimes called, was understood to be a sovereign remedy against poison; and the reader must be contented, for the time he peruses these pages, to hold the same opinion, which was once universally received by the learned as well as the vulgar.]
“I have, sir,” replied Wayland; “and with these ingredients, I will, today, create the true orvietan, that remarkable medicine which is so rarely found genuine and effective in these parts of Europe, due to the lack of that most rare and valuable drug that I just obtained from Yoglan.” [Orvietan, or Venice treacle, as it was sometimes called, was believed to be an excellent remedy against poison; and for the duration of your reading these pages, you must accept the same belief, which was once held universally by both scholars and common people.]
“But why not have made all your purchases at one shop?” said his master; “we have lost nearly an hour in running from one pounder of simples to another.”
“But why didn’t you just do all your shopping at one store?” said his master; “we’ve wasted almost an hour going from one place to another.”
“Content you, sir,” said Wayland. “No man shall learn my secret; and it would not be mine long, were I to buy all my materials from one chemist.”
“Rest assured, sir,” said Wayland. “No one will discover my secret; and it wouldn’t be mine for long if I sourced all my materials from a single chemist.”
They now returned to their inn (the famous Bell-Savage); and while the Lord Sussex's servant prepared the horses for their journey, Wayland, obtaining from the cook the service of a mortar, shut himself up in a private chamber, where he mixed, pounded, and amalgamated the drugs which he had bought, each in its due proportion, with a readiness and address that plainly showed him well practised in all the manual operations of pharmacy.
They returned to their inn (the well-known Bell-Savage); and while Lord Sussex's servant got the horses ready for their trip, Wayland, getting a mortar from the cook, locked himself in a private room where he mixed, pounded, and combined the drugs he had bought, each in its proper amount, with a skill and ease that clearly showed he was experienced in all the practical tasks of pharmacy.
By the time Wayland's electuary was prepared the horses were ready, and a short hour's riding brought them to the present habitation of Lord Sussex, an ancient house, called Sayes Court, near Deptford, which had long pertained to a family of that name, but had for upwards of a century been possessed by the ancient and honourable family of Evelyn. The present representative of that ancient house took a deep interest in the Earl of Sussex, and had willingly accommodated both him and his numerous retinue in his hospitable mansion. Sayes Court was afterwards the residence of the celebrated Mr. Evelyn, whose “Silva” is still the manual of British planters; and whose life, manners, and principles, as illustrated in his Memoirs, ought equally to be the manual of English gentlemen.
By the time Wayland finished preparing the mixture, the horses were ready, and a quick hour of riding brought them to Lord Sussex's current home, an old house called Sayes Court, near Deptford. This place had long belonged to a family with that name but had been owned for over a century by the respected Evelyn family. The current head of that ancient family had a strong interest in the Earl of Sussex and generously hosted him and his large entourage in his welcoming home. Sayes Court later became the residence of the famous Mr. Evelyn, whose “Silva” is still a go-to guide for British planters, and whose life, manners, and values, as shown in his Memoirs, should also serve as a guide for English gentlemen.
CHAPTER XIV.
This is rare news thou tell'st me, my good fellow;
There are two bulls fierce battling on the green
For one fair heifer—if the one goes down,
The dale will be more peaceful, and the herd,
Which have small interest in their brulziement,
May pasture there in peace. —OLD PLAY.
This is rare news you tell me, my good friend;
There are two bulls fiercely fighting on the grass
Over one beautiful heifer—if one goes down,
The valley will be more peaceful, and the herd,
Which has little interest in their bickering,
Can graze there in peace. —OLD PLAY.
Sayes Court was watched like a beleaguered fort; and so high rose the suspicions of the time, that Tressilian and his attendants were stopped and questioned repeatedly by sentinels, both on foot and horseback, as they approached the abode of the sick Earl. In truth, the high rank which Sussex held in Queen Elizabeth's favour, and his known and avowed rivalry of the Earl of Leicester, caused the utmost importance to be attached to his welfare; for, at the period we treat of, all men doubted whether he or the Earl of Leicester might ultimately have the higher rank in her regard.
Sayes Court was monitored like a troubled fortress; and the suspicions of the time ran so high that Tressilian and his companions were frequently stopped and questioned by guards, both on foot and horseback, as they neared the sick Earl's residence. The significant status that Sussex held in Queen Elizabeth's favor, along with his well-known rivalry with the Earl of Leicester, made his well-being a matter of great importance; for, during the period we are discussing, everyone wondered whether he or the Earl of Leicester would ultimately gain her favor.
Elizabeth, like many of her sex, was fond of governing by factions, so as to balance two opposing interests, and reserve in her own hand the power of making either predominate, as the interest of the state, or perhaps as her own female caprice (for to that foible even she was not superior), might finally determine. To finesse—to hold the cards—to oppose one interest to another—to bridle him who thought himself highest in her esteem, by the fears he must entertain of another equally trusted, if not equally beloved, were arts which she used throughout her reign, and which enabled her, though frequently giving way to the weakness of favouritism, to prevent most of its evil effects on her kingdom and government.
Elizabeth, like many women of her time, loved to govern by creating factions to balance two conflicting interests, keeping the power to make one side dominate in her own hands, depending on what was best for the state or perhaps her own whims (because she wasn't immune to such flaws). To strategize—to control the situation—to pit one interest against another—to keep in check those who thought they were her favorites by making them wary of another equally trusted, if not equally cherished, individual were tactics she employed throughout her reign. These strategies helped her, even as she occasionally succumbed to the weakness of favoritism, to minimize most of its negative impacts on her kingdom and governance.
The two nobles who at present stood as rivals in her favour possessed very different pretensions to share it; yet it might be in general said that the Earl of Sussex had been most serviceable to the Queen, while Leicester was most dear to the woman. Sussex was, according to the phrase of the times, a martialist—had done good service in Ireland and in Scotland, and especially in the great northern rebellion, in 1569, which was quelled, in a great measure, by his military talents. He was, therefore, naturally surrounded and looked up to by those who wished to make arms their road to distinction. The Earl of Sussex, moreover, was of more ancient and honourable descent than his rival, uniting in his person the representation of the Fitz-Walters, as well as of the Ratcliffes; while the scutcheon of Leicester was stained by the degradation of his grandfather, the oppressive minister of Henry VII., and scarce improved by that of his father, the unhappy Dudley, Duke of Northumberland, executed on Tower Hill, August 22, 1553. But in person, features, and address, weapons so formidable in the court of a female sovereign, Leicester had advantages more than sufficient to counterbalance the military services, high blood, and frank bearing of the Earl of Sussex; and he bore, in the eye of the court and kingdom, the higher share in Elizabeth's favour, though (for such was her uniform policy) by no means so decidedly expressed as to warrant him against the final preponderance of his rival's pretensions. The illness of Sussex therefore happened so opportunely for Leicester, as to give rise to strange surmises among the public; while the followers of the one Earl were filled with the deepest apprehensions, and those of the other with the highest hopes of its probable issue. Meanwhile—for in that old time men never forgot the probability that the matter might be determined by length of sword—the retainers of each noble flocked around their patron, appeared well armed in the vicinity of the court itself, and disturbed the ear of the sovereign by their frequent and alarming debates, held even within the precincts of her palace. This preliminary statement is necessary, to render what follows intelligible to the reader. [See Note 3. Leicester and Sussex.]
The two nobles currently vying for her favor had very different claims to share it; generally speaking, the Earl of Sussex had been more helpful to the Queen, while Leicester was more cherished by the woman. Sussex was, as people of the time would say, a warrior—he had served well in Ireland and Scotland, and particularly in the major northern rebellion of 1569, which was largely brought under control due to his military skills. He was, therefore, naturally surrounded and respected by those who wanted to use military service as a way to achieve distinction. Additionally, the Earl of Sussex was of a more ancient and honorable lineage than his rival, representing both the Fitz-Walters and the Ratcliffes; on the other hand, Leicester's family background was tarnished by his grandfather’s disgrace as the oppressive minister of Henry VII, and only slightly improved by his father, the unfortunate Dudley, Duke of Northumberland, who was executed on Tower Hill on August 22, 1553. However, in looks, demeanor, and charm—qualities that were powerful in the court of a female monarch—Leicester held advantages that were more than enough to offset the military achievements, noble lineage, and open nature of the Earl of Sussex. He also appeared, in the eyes of the court and the kingdom, to have a greater share of Elizabeth's favor, although (as was her usual policy) this was not shown clearly enough to guarantee him an advantage over his rival's claims. Therefore, Sussex’s illness came at a convenient time for Leicester, leading to strange rumors among the public; Sussex’s supporters were filled with dread, while Leicester’s followers were filled with hope about the potential outcome. Meanwhile—since in those olden days, people never forgot that the issue could be settled by force—the retainers of each noble surrounded their patron, appeared well-armed near the court itself, and disturbed the Queen with their frequent and alarming debates, even within her palace grounds. This initial context is necessary to help the reader understand what follows. [See Note 3. Leicester and Sussex.]
On Tressilian's arrival at Sayes Court, he found the place filled with the retainers of the Earl of Sussex, and of the gentlemen who came to attend their patron in his illness. Arms were in every hand, and a deep gloom on every countenance, as if they had apprehended an immediate and violent assault from the opposite faction. In the hall, however, to which Tressilian was ushered by one of the Earl's attendants, while another went to inform Sussex of his arrival, he found only two gentlemen in waiting. There was a remarkable contrast in their dress, appearance, and manners. The attire of the elder gentleman, a person as it seemed of quality and in the prime of life, was very plain and soldierlike, his stature low, his limbs stout, his bearing ungraceful, and his features of that kind which express sound common sense, without a grain of vivacity or imagination. The younger, who seemed about twenty, or upwards, was clad in the gayest habit used by persons of quality at the period, wearing a crimson velvet cloak richly ornamented with lace and embroidery, with a bonnet of the same, encircled with a gold chain turned three times round it, and secured by a medal. His hair was adjusted very nearly like that of some fine gentlemen of our own time—that is, it was combed upwards, and made to stand as it were on end; and in his ears he wore a pair of silver earrings, having each a pearl of considerable size. The countenance of this youth, besides being regularly handsome and accompanied by a fine person, was animated and striking in a degree that seemed to speak at once the firmness of a decided and the fire of an enterprising character, the power of reflection, and the promptitude of determination.
On Tressilian's arrival at Sayes Court, he found the place filled with the retainers of the Earl of Sussex and gentlemen who had come to support their patron during his illness. Everyone was armed, and there was a heavy gloom on every face, as if they were bracing for an immediate and violent attack from the opposing side. In the hall, however, where Tressilian was led by one of the Earl's attendants while another went to inform Sussex of his arrival, he found only two gentlemen waiting. There was a striking contrast in their dress, appearance, and demeanor. The older gentleman, who seemed to be of noble quality and in the prime of his life, was dressed very simply and like a soldier; he was short, stout, and ungraceful, with features that expressed solid common sense, lacking any hint of liveliness or imagination. The younger man, who appeared to be around twenty or slightly older, wore the most flamboyant attire of the period, donning a crimson velvet cloak richly adorned with lace and embroidery, along with a matching bonnet encircled by a gold chain wrapped three times around it and secured with a medal. His hair was styled much like that of some fine gentlemen today—it was combed upwards and seemed to stand on end. He also wore a pair of silver earrings, each featuring a large pearl. This young man’s face was not only regularly handsome, enhanced by a fine physique, but it was also lively and striking, suggesting firmness, adventurous spirit, reflective power, and quick determination.
Both these gentlemen reclined nearly in the same posture on benches near each other; but each seeming engaged in his own meditations, looked straight upon the wall which was opposite to them, without speaking to his companion. The looks of the elder were of that sort which convinced the beholder that, in looking on the wall, he saw no more than the side of an old hall hung around with cloaks, antlers, bucklers, old pieces of armour, partisans, and the similar articles which were usually the furniture of such a place. The look of the younger gallant had in it something imaginative; he was sunk in reverie, and it seemed as if the empty space of air betwixt him and the wall were the stage of a theatre on which his fancy was mustering his own DRAMATIS PERSONAE, and treating him with sights far different from those which his awakened and earthly vision could have offered.
Both of these guys were lying back in almost the same position on benches close to each other; however, each appeared absorbed in his own thoughts and stared straight at the wall opposite them, not talking to each other. The older man's expression suggested that, as he looked at the wall, he saw nothing more than the side of an old hall covered with cloaks, antlers, shields, old pieces of armor, spears, and similar items that were typically found in such a place. The younger man's expression held a touch of imagination; he seemed lost in thought, as if the empty space between him and the wall was a stage for a theater where his mind was conjuring up his own CHARACTERS and showing him visions very different from what his awake, earthly eyes could see.
At the entrance of Tressilian both started from their musing, and made him welcome—the younger, in particular, with great appearance of animation and cordiality.
At the entrance of Tressilian, both snapped out of their thoughts and welcomed him—the younger one, especially, with a noticeable sense of excitement and friendliness.
“Thou art welcome, Tressilian,” said the youth. “Thy philosophy stole thee from us when this household had objects of ambition to offer; it is an honest philosophy, since it returns thee to us when there are only dangers to be shared.”
“Welcome back, Tressilian,” said the young man. “Your philosophy took you away from us when this home had dreams to offer; it’s an honest philosophy because it brings you back to us now when there’s only danger to face together.”
“Is my lord, then, so greatly indisposed?” said Tressilian.
“Is my lord really that unwell?” said Tressilian.
“We fear the very worst,” answered the elder gentleman, “and by the worst practice.”
“We're worried about the absolute worst,” replied the older man, “and it’s the worst kind of behavior.”
“Fie,” replied Tressilian, “my Lord of Leicester is honourable.”
“Come on,” replied Tressilian, “my Lord of Leicester is a man of honor.”
“What doth he with such attendants, then, as he hath about him?” said the younger gallant. “The man who raises the devil may be honest, but he is answerable for the mischief which the fiend does, for all that.”
“What does he do with such companions around him?” said the younger dandy. “The man who raises the devil might be honest, but he is still responsible for the trouble that the fiend causes, regardless.”
“And is this all of you, my mates,” inquired Tressilian, “that are about my lord in his utmost straits?”
“And is this everyone, my friends,” asked Tressilian, “that is with my lord in his greatest troubles?”
“No, no,” replied the elder gentleman, “there are Tracy, Markham, and several more; but we keep watch here by two at once, and some are weary and are sleeping in the gallery above.”
“No, no,” replied the older man, “there are Tracy, Markham, and a few others; but we keep watch here two at a time, and some are tired and sleeping in the gallery above.”
“And some,” said the young man, “are gone down to the Dock yonder at Deptford, to look out such a hull; as they may purchase by clubbing their broken fortunes; and as soon as all is over, we will lay our noble lord in a noble green grave, have a blow at those who have hurried him thither, if opportunity suits, and then sail for the Indies with heavy hearts and light purses.”
“And some,” said the young man, “have gone down to the dock over there at Deptford to find a ship we can buy by pooling our limited resources. Once everything is settled, we’ll lay our noble lord to rest in a proper green grave, maybe take a shot at those who pushed him out of this world, if we get the chance, and then head to the Indies with heavy hearts and empty pockets.”
“It may be,” said Tressilian, “that I will embrace the same purpose, so soon as I have settled some business at court.”
“It could be,” Tressilian said, “that I will pursue the same goal, as soon as I've taken care of a few things at court.”
“Thou business at court!” they both exclaimed at once, “and thou make the Indian voyage!”
"Your business at court!" they both exclaimed at the same time, "and you're going on the Indian voyage!"
“Why, Tressilian,” said the younger man, “art thou not wedded, and beyond these flaws of fortune, that drive folks out to sea when their bark bears fairest for the haven?—What has become of the lovely Indamira that was to match my Amoret for truth and beauty?”
“Why, Tressilian,” said the younger man, “aren't you married and above these twists of fate that send people out to sea when their ship is closest to the shore? What happened to the beautiful Indamira who was supposed to be as true and lovely as my Amoret?”
“Speak not of her!” said Tressilian, averting his face.
“Don’t talk about her!” Tressilian said, turning away.
“Ay, stands it so with you?” said the youth, taking his hand very affectionately; “then, fear not I will again touch the green wound. But it is strange as well as sad news. Are none of our fair and merry fellowship to escape shipwreck of fortune and happiness in this sudden tempest? I had hoped thou wert in harbour, at least, my dear Edmund. But truly says another dear friend of thy name,
“Ay, is that how it is with you?” said the young man, taking his hand fondly; “then don’t worry, I won’t bring up the painful topic again. But it’s both unusual and sad news. Is no one from our cheerful group going to escape the shipwreck of fortune and happiness in this sudden storm? I had hoped you were safe in harbor, at least, my dear Edmund. But another dear friend of yours says truly,
'What man that sees the ever whirling wheel
Of Chance, the which all mortal things doth sway,
But that thereby doth find and plainly feel,
How Mutability in them doth play
Her cruel sports to many men's decay.'”
'What man who sees the constantly spinning wheel
Of Chance, which controls all mortal things,
Doesn’t realize and clearly feel,
How Change plays her cruel games to many men’s downfall?'”
The elder gentleman had risen from his bench, and was pacing the hall with some impatience, while the youth, with much earnestness and feeling, recited these lines. When he had done, the other wrapped himself in his cloak, and again stretched himself down, saying, “I marvel, Tressilian, you will feed the lad in this silly humour. If there were ought to draw a judgment upon a virtuous and honourable household like my lord's, renounce me if I think not it were this piping, whining, childish trick of poetry, that came among us with Master Walter Wittypate here and his comrades, twisting into all manner of uncouth and incomprehensible forms of speech, the honest plain English phrase which God gave us to express our meaning withal.”
The older man had gotten up from his seat and was pacing the hall with some impatience, while the young man, with a lot of seriousness and emotion, recited these lines. When he finished, the other man wrapped himself in his cloak and lay down again, saying, “I wonder, Tressilian, why you entertain the boy with this silly nonsense. If there's anything that could bring judgment upon a good and honorable household like my lord's, I’d bet it’s this annoying, whiny, childish trick of poetry that came to us with Master Walter Wittypate and his friends, twisting our straightforward and understandable English into all sorts of awkward and confusing expressions that God gave us to clearly express our thoughts.”
“Blount believes,” said his comrade, laughing, “the devil woo'd Eve in rhyme, and that the mystic meaning of the Tree of Knowledge refers solely to the art of clashing rhymes and meting out hexameters.” [See Note 4. Sir Walter Raleigh.]
“Blount thinks,” said his friend, laughing, “that the devil seduced Eve with poetry, and that the hidden meaning of the Tree of Knowledge is just about the skill of making rhymes and crafting hexameters.” [See Note 4. Sir Walter Raleigh.]
At this moment the Earl's chamberlain entered, and informed Tressilian that his lord required to speak with him.
At that moment, the Earl's chamberlain came in and told Tressilian that his lord wanted to speak with him.
He found Lord Sussex dressed, but unbraced, and lying on his couch, and was shocked at the alteration disease had made in his person. The Earl received him with the most friendly cordiality, and inquired into the state of his courtship. Tressilian evaded his inquiries for a moment, and turning his discourse on the Earl's own health, he discovered, to his surprise, that the symptoms of his disorder corresponded minutely with those which Wayland had predicated concerning it. He hesitated not, therefore, to communicate to Sussex the whole history of his attendant, and the pretensions he set up to cure the disorder under which he laboured. The Earl listened with incredulous attention until the name of Demetrius was mentioned, and then suddenly called to his secretary to bring him a certain casket which contained papers of importance. “Take out from thence,” he said, “the declaration of the rascal cook whom we had under examination, and look heedfully if the name of Demetrius be not there mentioned.”
He found Lord Sussex dressed but not fully buttoned up, lying on his couch, and was shocked at how much illness had changed his appearance. The Earl welcomed him warmly and asked about his romance. Tressilian dodged the questions for a moment and shifted the conversation to the Earl's health. To his surprise, he found that the symptoms of the Earl's illness matched exactly what Wayland had predicted. Therefore, he had no hesitation in telling Sussex the entire story about his attendant and the claims he made about curing his condition. The Earl listened with skepticism until the name Demetrius came up, at which point he abruptly called his secretary to fetch a certain box containing important papers. “Take out from there,” he said, “the statement from that rogue cook we had questioned, and check carefully if the name Demetrius is mentioned there.”
The secretary turned to the passage at once, and read, “And said declarant, being examined, saith, That he remembers having made the sauce to the said sturgeon-fish, after eating of which the said noble Lord was taken ill; and he put the usual ingredients and condiments therein, namely—”
The secretary quickly turned to the section and read, “And said declarant, being examined, states that he remembers making the sauce for the sturgeon, after which the noble Lord became ill; and he included the usual ingredients and seasonings, namely—”
“Pass over his trash,” said the Earl, “and see whether he had not been supplied with his materials by a herbalist called Demetrius.”
“Check his stuff,” said the Earl, “and see if he didn’t get his materials from a herbalist named Demetrius.”
“It is even so,” answered the secretary. “And he adds, he has not since seen the said Demetrius.”
“It’s true,” replied the secretary. “And he adds that he hasn’t seen Demetrius since then.”
“This accords with thy fellow's story, Tressilian,” said the Earl; “call him hither.”
“This matches your friend's story, Tressilian,” said the Earl; “bring him here.”
On being summoned to the Earl's presence, Wayland Smith told his former tale with firmness and consistency.
Upon being called to the Earl's presence, Wayland Smith recounted his previous story with confidence and clarity.
“It may be,” said the Earl, “thou art sent by those who have begun this work, to end it for them; but bethink, if I miscarry under thy medicine, it may go hard with thee.”
“It might be,” said the Earl, “you were sent by those who started this work to finish it for them; but consider, if I fail under your treatment, it could go badly for you.”
“That were severe measure,” said Wayland, “since the issue of medicine, and the end of life, are in God's disposal. But I will stand the risk. I have not lived so long under ground to be afraid of a grave.”
“That is a harsh measure,” said Wayland, “since the outcome of medicine and the end of life are in God's hands. But I will take the risk. I haven't lived underground for so long to be scared of a grave.”
“Nay, if thou be'st so confident,” said the Earl of Sussex, “I will take the risk too, for the learned can do nothing for me. Tell me how this medicine is to be taken.”
“Nah, if you’re so confident,” said the Earl of Sussex, “I’ll take the risk too, because the experts can’t help me. Tell me how to take this medicine.”
“That will I do presently,” said Wayland; “but allow me to condition that, since I incur all the risk of this treatment, no other physician shall be permitted to interfere with it.”
“Sure, I’ll do that right away,” said Wayland; “but let me set a condition: since I’m taking all the risk with this treatment, no other doctor should be allowed to interfere with it.”
“That is but fair,” replied the Earl; “and now prepare your drug.”
“That’s only fair,” replied the Earl. “Now go ahead and prepare your medicine.”
While Wayland obeyed the Earl's commands, his servants, by the artist's direction, undressed their master, and placed him in bed.
While Wayland followed the Earl's orders, his servants, guided by the artist, took off their master's clothes and put him in bed.
“I warn you,” he said, “that the first operation of this medicine will be to produce a heavy sleep, during which time the chamber must be kept undisturbed, as the consequences may otherwise he fatal. I myself will watch by the Earl with any of the gentlemen of his chamber.”
“I warn you,” he said, “that the first effect of this medicine will be to cause a deep sleep, during which the room must remain undisturbed, as the results could be fatal otherwise. I will keep watch over the Earl along with any of his attendants.”
“Let all leave the room, save Stanley and this good fellow,” said the Earl.
“Everyone leave the room except Stanley and this good guy,” said the Earl.
“And saving me also,” said Tressilian. “I too am deeply interested in the effects of this potion.”
“And saving me too,” said Tressilian. “I’m really interested in how this potion works.”
“Be it so, good friend,” said the Earl. “And now for our experiment; but first call my secretary and chamberlain.”
“Alright, my friend,” said the Earl. “Now let’s get on with our experiment; but first, call my secretary and chamberlain.”
“Bear witness,” he continued, when these officers arrived—“bear witness for me, gentlemen, that our honourable friend Tressilian is in no way responsible for the effects which this medicine may produce upon me, the taking it being my own free action and choice, in regard I believe it to be a remedy which God has furnished me by unexpected means to recover me of my present malady. Commend me to my noble and princely Mistress; and say that I live and die her true servant, and wish to all about her throne the same singleness of heart and will to serve her, with more ability to do so than hath been assigned to poor Thomas Ratcliffe.”
“Witness this,” he continued, as the officers arrived—“witness for me, gentlemen, that our esteemed friend Tressilian is in no way responsible for any effects this medicine might have on me. Taking it is entirely my own decision, as I believe it to be a remedy that God has provided for me in this unexpected way to cure my current illness. Please convey my regards to my noble and royal Mistress, and tell her that I live and die as her loyal servant, wishing everyone around her throne the same dedication to serve her, with greater ability than what poor Thomas Ratcliffe has been given.”
He then folded his hands, and seemed for a second or two absorbed in mental devotion, then took the potion in his hand, and, pausing, regarded Wayland with a look that seemed designed to penetrate his very soul, but which caused no anxiety or hesitation in the countenance or manner of the artist.
He then folded his hands and appeared to be lost in thought for a moment, then took the potion in his hand. After pausing, he looked at Wayland with a gaze that seemed meant to see into his very soul, but it didn’t cause any worry or hesitation in the artist’s face or behavior.
“Here is nothing to be feared,” said Sussex to Tressilian, and swallowed the medicine without further hesitation.
“There's nothing to be afraid of,” Sussex said to Tressilian, and he took the medicine without any more hesitation.
“I am now to pray your lordship,” said Wayland, “to dispose yourself to rest as commodiously as you can; and of you, gentlemen, to remain as still and mute as if you waited at your mother's deathbed.”
“I now ask you, my lord,” said Wayland, “to make yourself comfortable and get some rest; and for you, gentlemen, to stay as quiet and still as if you were waiting at your mother's deathbed.”
The chamberlain and secretary then withdrew, giving orders that all doors should be bolted, and all noise in the house strictly prohibited. Several gentlemen were voluntary watchers in the hall, but none remained in the chamber of the sick Earl, save his groom of the chamber, the artist, and Tressilian.—Wayland Smith's predictions were speedily accomplished, and a sleep fell upon the Earl, so deep and sound that they who watched his bedside began to fear that, in his weakened state, he might pass away without awakening from his lethargy. Wayland Smith himself appeared anxious, and felt the temples of the Earl slightly, from time to time, attending particularly to the state of his respiration, which was full and deep, but at the same time easy and uninterrupted.
The chamberlain and secretary then left, instructing that all doors be locked and any noise in the house strictly forbidden. Several gentlemen chose to keep watch in the hall, but only his groom, the artist, and Tressilian stayed in the sick Earl's room. Wayland Smith's predictions soon came true, and a deep, sound sleep fell over the Earl, so profound that those keeping watch by his side began to worry that, in his weakened state, he might pass away without waking from his slumber. Wayland Smith himself looked concerned and occasionally checked the Earl's temples, paying close attention to his breathing, which was deep and full yet easy and steady.
CHAPTER XV.
You loggerheaded and unpolish'd grooms,
What, no attendance, no regard, no duty?
Where is the foolish knave I sent before?
—TAMING OF THE SHREW.
You stubborn and rough grooms,
What, no attendance, no respect, no duty?
Where is the foolish fool I sent ahead?
—TAMING OF THE SHREW.
There is no period at which men look worse in the eyes of each other, or feel more uncomfortable, than when the first dawn of daylight finds them watchers. Even a beauty of the first order, after the vigils of a ball are interrupted by the dawn, would do wisely to withdraw herself from the gaze of her fondest and most partial admirers. Such was the pale, inauspicious, and ungrateful light which began to beam upon those who kept watch all night in the hall at Sayes Court, and which mingled its cold, pale, blue diffusion with the red, yellow, and smoky beams of expiring lamps and torches. The young gallant, whom we noticed in our last chapter, had left the room for a few minutes, to learn the cause of a knocking at the outward gate, and on his return was so struck with the forlorn and ghastly aspects of his companions of the watch that he exclaimed, “Pity of my heart, my masters, how like owls you look! Methinks, when the sun rises, I shall see you flutter off with your eyes dazzled, to stick yourselves into the next ivy-tod or ruined steeple.”
There’s no time when guys look worse in each other’s eyes or feel more uncomfortable than when dawn breaks and they’ve been up all night. Even the most beautiful woman would be smart to step away from the gaze of her most devoted admirers after a night of partying ends with the morning light. Such was the pale, uninviting, and disappointing light that began to shine on those who had been keeping watch all night in the hall at Sayes Court, mixing its cold, pale blue glow with the warm, smoky light of dying lamps and torches. The young man we mentioned in the last chapter had stepped out for a few minutes to find out what was causing a knock at the outer gate, and when he returned, he was so shocked by the haggard and ghostly looks of his fellow watchers that he exclaimed, “Oh my goodness, my friends, you look just like owls! I swear, when the sun rises, I’ll see you fly off, blinking, to find refuge in the next ivy tree or crumbling steeple.”
“Hold thy peace, thou gibing fool,” said Blount; “hold thy peace. Is this a time for jeering, when the manhood of England is perchance dying within a wall's breadth of thee?”
“Be quiet, you mocking fool,” said Blount; “be quiet. Is this a time for jeering, when the strength of England might be dying just a stone's throw from you?”
“There thou liest,” replied the gallant.
“There you lie,” replied the brave one.
“How, lie!” exclaimed Blount, starting up, “lie! and to me?”
“How, a lie!” Blount exclaimed, getting up. “A lie! To me?”
“Why, so thou didst, thou peevish fool,” answered the youth; “thou didst lie on that bench even now, didst thou not? But art thou not a hasty coxcomb to pick up a wry word so wrathfully? Nevertheless, loving and, honouring my lord as truly as thou, or any one, I do say that, should Heaven take him from us, all England's manhood dies not with him.”
“Why, you did, you annoying fool,” the young man replied; “you were lying on that bench just now, weren’t you? But aren’t you being a bit too quick to get angry over a sarcastic comment? Still, loving and honoring my lord as genuinely as you or anyone else, I say that if Heaven takes him from us, all of England’s strength won’t die with him.”
“Ay,” replied Blount, “a good portion will survive with thee, doubtless.”
“Yeah,” replied Blount, “a good amount will definitely stay with you.”
“And a good portion with thyself, Blount, and with stout Markham here, and Tracy, and all of us. But I am he will best employ the talent Heaven has given to us all.”
“And a good share with you, Blount, and with strong Markham here, and Tracy, and all of us. But I believe he will make the best use of the talent that Heaven has given us all.”
“As how, I prithee?” said Blount; “tell us your mystery of multiplying.”
“As how, please?” said Blount; “tell us your secret of multiplying.”
“Why, sirs,” answered the youth, “ye are like goodly land, which bears no crop because it is not quickened by manure; but I have that rising spirit in me which will make my poor faculties labour to keep pace with it. My ambition will keep my brain at work, I warrant thee.”
“Why, gentlemen,” replied the young man, “you are like fertile land that doesn’t grow anything because it hasn’t been enriched; but I have a strong drive within me that will push my humble abilities to keep up with it. My ambition will keep my mind active, I assure you.”
“I pray to God it does not drive thee mad,” said Blount; “for my part, if we lose our noble lord, I bid adieu to the court and to the camp both. I have five hundred foul acres in Norfolk, and thither will I, and change the court pantoufle for the country hobnail.”
“I hope to God it doesn’t drive you crazy,” said Blount; “as for me, if we lose our noble lord, I’m saying goodbye to both the court and the camp. I have five hundred awful acres in Norfolk, and I’ll head there, trading the court’s fancy shoes for country work boots.”
“O base transmutation!” exclaimed his antagonist; “thou hast already got the true rustic slouch—thy shoulders stoop, as if thine hands were at the stilts of the plough; and thou hast a kind of earthy smell about thee, instead of being perfumed with essence, as a gallant and courtier should. On my soul, thou hast stolen out to roll thyself on a hay mow! Thy only excuse will be to swear by thy hilts that the farmer had a fair daughter.”
“O crude transformation!” exclaimed his opponent; “you’ve already got the true country slouch—your shoulders slump, as if your hands were on the handles of a plow; and you’ve got a sort of earthy smell about you, instead of being scented with cologne, like a dashing gentleman should be. Honestly, you’ve snuck out to roll in a haystack! Your only defense will be to swear by your sword that the farmer had a lovely daughter.”
“I pray thee, Walter,” said another of the company, “cease thy raillery, which suits neither time nor place, and tell us who was at the gate just now.”
"I beg you, Walter," said another member of the group, "stop your teasing, which is inappropriate for this time and place, and tell us who was at the gate just now."
“Doctor Masters, physician to her Grace in ordinary, sent by her especial orders to inquire after the Earl's health,” answered Walter.
“Doctor Masters, her Grace's regular physician, was sent by her special orders to check on the Earl's health,” Walter replied.
“Ha! what?” exclaimed Tracy; “that was no slight mark of favour. If the Earl can but come through, he will match with Leicester yet. Is Masters with my lord at present?”
“Ha! What?” Tracy exclaimed. “That wasn’t a small favor. If the Earl can manage it, he’ll team up with Leicester after all. Is Masters with my lord right now?”
“Nay,” replied Walter, “he is half way back to Greenwich by this time, and in high dudgeon.”
“Nah,” replied Walter, “he's halfway back to Greenwich by now, and really upset.”
“Thou didst not refuse him admittance?” exclaimed Tracy.
"You didn't turn him away?" exclaimed Tracy.
“Thou wert not, surely, so mad?” ejaculated Blount.
“Surely, you weren't that crazy?” Blount exclaimed.
“I refused him admittance as flatly, Blount, as you would refuse a penny to a blind beggar—as obstinately, Tracy, as thou didst ever deny access to a dun.”
“I turned him away just as decisively, Blount, as you would turn down a penny to a blind beggar—just as stubbornly, Tracy, as you’ve always denied access to a bill collector.”
“Why, in the fiend's name, didst thou trust him to go to the gate?” said Blount to Tracy.
“Why, in the devil's name, did you trust him to go to the gate?” Blount said to Tracy.
“It suited his years better than mine,” answered Tracy; “but he has undone us all now thoroughly. My lord may live or die, he will never have a look of favour from her Majesty again.”
“It suited his age better than mine,” replied Tracy; “but he has completely ruined us now. My lord may live or die, but he will never get a favorable look from her Majesty again.”
“Nor the means of making fortunes for his followers,” said the young gallant, smiling contemptuously;—“there lies the sore point that will brook no handling. My good sirs, I sounded my lamentations over my lord somewhat less loudly than some of you; but when the point comes of doing him service, I will yield to none of you. Had this learned leech entered, think'st thou not there had been such a coil betwixt him and Tressilian's mediciner, that not the sleeper only, but the very dead might have awakened? I know what larurm belongs to the discord of doctors.”
“Or the ways to make money for his followers,” said the young man, smiling scornfully;—“that’s the touchy subject that can't be ignored. My good friends, I expressed my sorrows for my lord a bit less loudly than some of you; but when it comes to serving him, I won’t back down from any of you. If this skilled physician had walked in, don’t you think there would have been such a ruckus between him and Tressilian's doctor that not just the sleeper, but even the dead might have come back to life? I know what drama comes from the disagreement among doctors.”
“And who is to take the blame of opposing the Queen's orders?” said Tracy; “for, undeniably, Doctor Masters came with her Grace's positive commands to cure the Earl.”
“And who will take the blame for going against the Queen's orders?” Tracy said; “because, clearly, Doctor Masters came with her Grace's direct instructions to treat the Earl.”
“I, who have done the wrong, will bear the blame,” said Walter.
"I, the one who messed up, will take the blame," said Walter.
“Thus, then, off fly the dreams of court favour thou hast nourished,” said Blount, “and despite all thy boasted art and ambition, Devonshire will see thee shine a true younger brother, fit to sit low at the board, carve turn about with the chaplain, look that the hounds be fed, and see the squire's girths drawn when he goes a-hunting.”
“Therefore, the dreams of gaining favor at court that you’ve nurtured are flying away,” said Blount, “and despite all your claimed talent and ambition, Devonshire will see you as a true younger brother, suited to sit low at the table, take turns carving with the chaplain, make sure the hounds are fed, and help strap the squire's girths when he goes hunting.”
“Not so,” said the young man, colouring, “not while Ireland and the Netherlands have wars, and not while the sea hath pathless waves. The rich West hath lands undreamed of, and Britain contains bold hearts to venture on the quest of them. Adieu for a space, my masters. I go to walk in the court and look to the sentinels.”
“Not at all,” said the young man, blushing, “not while Ireland and the Netherlands are at war, and not while the sea has endless waves. The wealthy West has lands we can only dream of, and Britain has brave hearts ready to seek them out. Goodbye for a while, my friends. I’m going to walk in the courtyard and check on the sentinels.”
“The lad hath quicksilver in his veins, that is certain,” said Blount, looking at Markham.
“The kid has quicksilver in his veins, that's for sure,” said Blount, looking at Markham.
“He hath that both in brain and blood,” said Markham, “which may either make or mar him. But in closing the door against Masters, he hath done a daring and loving piece of service; for Tressilian's fellow hath ever averred that to wake the Earl were death, and Masters would wake the Seven Sleepers themselves, if he thought they slept not by the regular ordinance of medicine.”
“He has both the smarts and the instincts,” said Markham, “that could either make or break him. But by shutting the door on Masters, he has performed a brave and caring act; because Tressilian's companion has always insisted that waking the Earl would be fatal, and Masters would even wake the Seven Sleepers if he thought they weren’t asleep according to standard medical practices.”
Morning was well advanced when Tressilian, fatigued and over-watched, came down to the hall with the joyful intelligence that the Earl had awakened of himself, that he found his internal complaints much mitigated, and spoke with a cheerfulness, and looked round with a vivacity, which of themselves showed a material and favourable change had taken place. Tressilian at the same time commanded the attendance of one or two of his followers, to report what had passed during the night, and to relieve the watchers in the Earl's chamber.
Morning had progressed significantly when Tressilian, tired and weary, came down to the hall with the great news that the Earl had woken up on his own, that he found his internal issues much improved, and that he spoke with cheerfulness and looked around with an energy that clearly indicated a major and positive change had occurred. Tressilian also summoned one or two of his attendants to report what had happened during the night and to take over from the watchers in the Earl's room.
When the message of the Queen was communicated to the Earl of Sussex, he at first smiled at the repulse which the physician had received from his zealous young follower; but instantly recollecting himself, he commanded Blount, his master of the horse, instantly to take boat, and go down the river to the Palace of Greenwich, taking young Walter and Tracy with him, and make a suitable compliment, expressing his grateful thanks to his Sovereign, and mentioning the cause why he had not been enabled to profit by the assistance of the wise and learned Doctor Masters.
When the Queen's message was delivered to the Earl of Sussex, he initially chuckled at the rejection the physician faced from his eager young follower; but he quickly gathered himself and ordered Blount, his master of the horse, to immediately take a boat down the river to the Palace of Greenwich, bringing along young Walter and Tracy. He instructed them to deliver a polite message expressing his sincere thanks to his Sovereign and to explain why he had been unable to benefit from the help of the wise and learned Doctor Masters.
“A plague on it!” said Blount, as he descended the stairs; “had he sent me with a cartel to Leicester I think I should have done his errand indifferently well. But to go to our gracious Sovereign, before whom all words must be lacquered over either with gilding or with sugar, is such a confectionary matter as clean baffles my poor old English brain.—Come with me, Tracy, and come you too, Master Walter Wittypate, that art the cause of our having all this ado. Let us see if thy neat brain, that frames so many flashy fireworks, can help out a plain fellow at need with some of thy shrewd devices.”
“A curse on it!” said Blount, as he walked down the stairs; “if he had sent me with a challenge to Leicester, I think I would have done his job just fine. But to go to our gracious Sovereign, before whom every word has to be polished with either gold or sugar, is such a sugary matter that it completely baffles my poor old English brain.—Come with me, Tracy, and you too, Master Walter Wittypate, who is the reason for all this fuss. Let’s see if your clever mind, which creates so many flashy fireworks, can help out a regular guy in need with some of your smart ideas.”
“Never fear, never fear,” exclaimed the youth, “it is I will help you through; let me but fetch my cloak.”
“Don’t worry, don’t worry,” the young man said, “I’ll help you. Just let me grab my coat.”
“Why, thou hast it on thy shoulders,” said Blount,—“the lad is mazed.”
“Why, you have it on your shoulders,” Blount said, “the kid is confused.”
“No, No, this is Tracy's old mantle,” answered Walter. “I go not with thee to court unless as a gentleman should.”
“No, no, this is Tracy's old coat,” Walter replied. “I won't go to court with you unless it's like a true gentleman would.”
“Why,” Said Blount, “thy braveries are like to dazzle the eyes of none but some poor groom or porter.”
“Why,” said Blount, “your bravado will only blind the eyes of some poor stablehand or delivery guy.”
“I know that,” said the youth; “but I am resolved I will have my own cloak, ay, and brush my doublet to boot, ere I stir forth with you.”
“I know that,” said the young man; “but I’m determined to have my own cloak, and I’ll tidy up my outfit too, before I go out with you.”
“Well, well,” said Blount, “here is a coil about a doublet and a cloak. Get thyself ready, a God's name!”
"Well, well," Blount said, "here's a fuss over a jacket and a cloak. Get yourself ready, for heaven's sake!"
They were soon launched on the princely bosom of the broad Thames, upon which the sun now shone forth in all its splendour.
They were soon set out on the royal expanse of the broad Thames, where the sun was now shining in all its glory.
“There are two things scarce matched in the universe,” said Walter to Blount—“the sun in heaven, and the Thames on the earth.”
“There are two things that are rarely matched in the universe,” said Walter to Blount—“the sun in the sky, and the Thames on the ground.”
“The one will light us to Greenwich well enough,” said Blount, “and the other would take us there a little faster if it were ebb-tide.”
“The first one will guide us to Greenwich just fine,” said Blount, “and the other would get us there a bit quicker if the tide were going out.”
“And this is all thou thinkest—all thou carest—all thou deemest the use of the King of Elements and the King of Rivers—to guide three such poor caitiffs as thyself, and me, and Tracy, upon an idle journey of courtly ceremony!”
“And this is all you think—all you care about—all you believe the purpose of the King of Elements and the King of Rivers is—to guide three such poor wretches like you, me, and Tracy, on a pointless journey of courtly ceremony!”
“It is no errand of my seeking, faith,” replied Blount, “and I could excuse both the sun and the Thames the trouble of carrying me where I have no great mind to go, and where I expect but dog's wages for my trouble—and by my honour,” he added, looking out from the head of the boat, “it seems to me as if our message were a sort of labour in vain, for, see, the Queen's barge lies at the stairs as if her Majesty were about to take water.”
“It’s not something I’m looking for, honestly,” Blount replied. “I could easily let both the sun and the Thames skip the trouble of taking me somewhere I don’t really want to go, where all I’ll get is a meager reward for my effort—and I swear,” he added, glancing from the front of the boat, “it feels like our message is pretty much pointless, because look, the Queen's barge is at the steps as if Her Majesty is about to set off.”
It was even so. The royal barge, manned with the Queen's watermen richly attired in the regal liveries, and having the Banner of England displayed, did indeed lie at the great stairs which ascended from the river, and along with it two or three other boats for transporting such part of her retinue as were not in immediate attendance on the royal person. The yeomen of the guard, the tallest and most handsome men whom England could produce, guarded with their halberds the passage from the palace-gate to the river side, and all seemed in readiness for the Queen's coming forth, although the day was yet so early.
It was true. The royal barge, crewed by the Queen's watermen dressed in elegant uniforms, with the Banner of England displayed, was indeed docked at the grand stairs leading up from the river. Alongside it were two or three other boats to transport members of her entourage who weren't directly attending to the Queen. The yeomen of the guard, the tallest and most impressive men England could muster, stood guard with their halberds at the entrance from the palace to the riverside, and everything appeared ready for the Queen's arrival, even though it was still quite early in the day.
“By my faith, this bodes us no good,” said Blount; “it must be some perilous cause puts her Grace in motion thus untimeously, By my counsel, we were best put back again, and tell the Earl what we have seen.”
“Honestly, this doesn't look good for us,” said Blount; “something serious must be making her Grace act like this at such an odd time. I think we should turn back and inform the Earl about what we've seen.”
“Tell the Earl what we have seen!” said Walter; “why what have we seen but a boat, and men with scarlet jerkins, and halberds in their hands? Let us do his errand, and tell him what the Queen says in reply.”
“Tell the Earl what we’ve seen!” said Walter; “but what have we really seen except a boat, and men in red jackets, with halberds in their hands? Let’s do his errand and tell him what the Queen says in response.”
So saying, he caused the boat to be pulled towards a landing-place at some distance from the principal one, which it would not, at that moment, have been thought respectful to approach, and jumped on shore, followed, though with reluctance, by his cautious and timid companions. As they approached the gate of the palace, one of the sergeant porters told them they could not at present enter, as her Majesty was in the act of coming forth. The gentlemen used the name of the Earl of Sussex; but it proved no charm to subdue the officer, who alleged, in reply, that it was as much as his post was worth to disobey in the least tittle the commands which he had received.
So saying, he had the boat pulled to a landing spot away from the main one, which, at that moment, would not have seemed respectful to approach, and jumped ashore, followed, albeit reluctantly, by his cautious and timid companions. As they neared the palace gate, one of the porters informed them that they couldn't enter at the moment since Her Majesty was about to come out. The gentlemen invoked the name of the Earl of Sussex, but it proved no magic spell to sway the officer, who replied that it would cost him his job to disobey the orders he had been given.
“Nay, I told you as much before,” said Blount; “do, I pray you, my dear Walter, let us take boat and return.”
“Nah, I told you that before,” said Blount; “please, my dear Walter, let’s take a boat and head back.”
“Not till I see the Queen come forth,” returned the youth composedly.
“Not until I see the Queen come out,” replied the young man calmly.
“Thou art mad, stark mad, by the Mass!” answered Blount.
"You're crazy, completely crazy, I swear!" replied Blount.
“And thou,” said Walter, “art turned coward of the sudden. I have seen thee face half a score of shag-headed Irish kerns to thy own share of them; and now thou wouldst blink and go back to shun the frown of a fair lady!”
“And you,” said Walter, “have suddenly become a coward. I’ve seen you face a whole bunch of shaggy-haired Irish fighters, and now you want to flinch and back away to avoid the displeasure of a beautiful lady!”
At this moment the gates opened, and ushers began to issue forth in array, preceded and flanked by the band of Gentlemen Pensioners. After this, amid a crowd of lords and ladies, yet so disposed around her that she could see and be seen on all sides, came Elizabeth herself, then in the prime of womanhood, and in the full glow of what in a Sovereign was called beauty, and who would in the lowest rank of life have been truly judged a noble figure, joined to a striking and commanding physiognomy. She leant on the arm of Lord Hunsdon, whose relation to her by her mother's side often procured him such distinguished marks of Elizabeth's intimacy.
At that moment, the gates opened, and ushers started to come out in formation, followed and surrounded by the band of Gentlemen Pensioners. After that, among a crowd of lords and ladies, arranged in such a way that she could see and be seen from all angles, came Elizabeth herself, who was then at the height of womanhood and radiating what was considered beauty in a Sovereign. Even in the lowest social class, she would have been recognized as a noble figure, with a striking and commanding presence. She leaned on the arm of Lord Hunsdon, whose familial connection to her through her mother often earned him notable signs of Elizabeth's closeness.
The young cavalier we have so often mentioned had probably never yet approached so near the person of his Sovereign, and he pressed forward as far as the line of warders permitted, in order to avail himself of the present opportunity. His companion, on the contrary, cursing his imprudence, kept pulling him backwards, till Walter shook him off impatiently, and letting his rich cloak drop carelessly from one shoulder; a natural action, which served, however, to display to the best advantage his well-proportioned person. Unbonneting at the same time, he fixed his eager gaze on the Queen's approach, with a mixture of respectful curiosity and modest yet ardent admiration, which suited so well with his fine features that the warders, struck with his rich attire and noble countenance, suffered him to approach the ground over which the Queen was to pass, somewhat closer than was permitted to ordinary spectators. Thus the adventurous youth stood full in Elizabeth's eye—an eye never indifferent to the admiration which she deservedly excited among her subjects, or to the fair proportions of external form which chanced to distinguish any of her courtiers.
The young knight we've mentioned often had probably never gotten this close to his Sovereign before, and he pushed forward as far as the guards would allow, eager to take advantage of the moment. His companion, on the other hand, annoyed by his recklessness, kept pulling him back until Walter shook him off impatiently, letting his expensive cloak fall casually from one shoulder; a natural move that showcased his well-built figure. At the same time, he removed his hat and fixed his eager gaze on the Queen as she approached, blending respectful curiosity with a modest yet intense admiration, which complemented his handsome features so well that the guards, impressed by his rich clothing and noble appearance, allowed him to get a bit closer to the path the Queen would take than what was normally allowed for other spectators. So, the daring young man stood right in Elizabeth's line of sight—an eye that was never indifferent to the admiration she rightly inspired among her subjects or to the appealing looks of any of her courtiers.
Accordingly, she fixed her keen glance on the youth, as she approached the place where he stood, with a look in which surprise at his boldness seemed to be unmingled with resentment, while a trifling accident happened which attracted her attention towards him yet more strongly. The night had been rainy, and just where the young gentleman stood a small quantity of mud interrupted the Queen's passage. As she hesitated to pass on, the gallant, throwing his cloak from his shoulders, laid it on the miry spot, so as to ensure her stepping over it dry-shod. Elizabeth looked at the young man, who accompanied this act of devoted courtesy with a profound reverence, and a blush that overspread his whole countenance. The Queen was confused, and blushed in her turn, nodded her head, hastily passed on, and embarked in her barge without saying a word.
Accordingly, she focused her sharp gaze on the young man as she walked toward him, her expression a mix of surprise at his boldness and no hint of anger. At that moment, a small incident drew her attention to him even more. The night had been rainy, and right where the young man stood, a bit of mud blocked the Queen's path. As she paused to decide what to do, he gallantly took off his cloak and laid it over the muddy spot, allowing her to step over it without getting wet. Elizabeth looked at the young man, who accompanied this act of kindness with a deep bow and a blush that covered his entire face. The Queen felt flustered and blushed back, nodded quickly, and walked on, getting into her boat without saying a word.

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“Come along, Sir Coxcomb,” said Blount; “your gay cloak will need the brush to-day, I wot. Nay, if you had meant to make a footcloth of your mantle, better have kept Tracy's old drab-debure, which despises all colours.”
“Come on, Sir Coxcomb,” Blount said. “Your fancy cloak is going to need a good cleaning today, I know. Honestly, if you intended to use your cloak as a doormat, you should have stuck with Tracy's old dull one that doesn’t care about colors.”
“This cloak,” said the youth, taking it up and folding it, “shall never be brushed while in my possession.”
“This cloak,” said the young man, picking it up and folding it, “will never get brushed while it’s in my hands.”
“And that will not be long, if you learn not a little more economy; we shall have you in CUERPO soon, as the Spaniard says.”
“And that won't take long if you learn to be a bit more economical; we’ll have you in CUERPO soon, as the Spaniard says.”
Their discourse was here interrupted by one of the band of Pensioners.
Their conversation was interrupted by one of the group of Pensioners.
“I was sent,” said he, after looking at them attentively, “to a gentleman who hath no cloak, or a muddy one.—You, sir, I think,” addressing the younger cavalier, “are the man; you will please to follow me.”
“I was sent,” he said, after looking at them closely, “to a gentleman who has no cloak, or one that’s muddy. You, sir, I believe,” he said to the younger man, “are the one; please follow me.”
“He is in attendance on me,” said Blount—“on me, the noble Earl of Sussex's master of horse.”
“He is here for me,” said Blount—“for me, the esteemed master of horse for the Earl of Sussex.”
“I have nothing to say to that,” answered the messenger; “my orders are directly from her Majesty, and concern this gentleman only.”
“I don’t have anything to add to that,” replied the messenger; “my instructions come straight from her Majesty and are only about this gentleman.”
So saying, he walked away, followed by Walter, leaving the others behind, Blount's eyes almost starting from his head with the excess of his astonishment. At length he gave vent to it in an exclamation, “Who the good jere would have thought this!” And shaking his head with a mysterious air, he walked to his own boat, embarked, and returned to Deptford.
So saying, he walked away, followed by Walter, leaving the others behind. Blount's eyes nearly popped out of his head from shock. Finally, he exclaimed, “Who the heck would have thought this!” And shaking his head with a mysterious look, he walked to his own boat, got in, and headed back to Deptford.
The young cavalier was in the meanwhile guided to the water-side by the Pensioner, who showed him considerable respect; a circumstance which, to persons in his situation, may be considered as an augury of no small consequence. He ushered him into one of the wherries which lay ready to attend the Queen's barge, which was already proceeding; up the river, with the advantage of that flood-tide of which, in the course of their descent, Blount had complained to his associates.
The young knight was meanwhile led to the riverside by the Pensioner, who treated him with great respect; a fact that, for someone in his position, could be seen as a significant omen. He welcomed him into one of the small boats waiting to accompany the Queen's barge, which was already moving upstream, taking advantage of the flood tide that Blount had complained about to his friends during their descent.
The two rowers used their oars with such expedition at the signal of the Gentleman Pensioner, that they very soon brought their little skiff under the stern of the Queen's boat, where she sat beneath an awning, attended by two or three ladies, and the nobles of her household. She looked more than once at the wherry in which the young adventurer was seated, spoke to those around her, and seemed to laugh. At length one of the attendants, by the Queen's order apparently, made a sign for the wherry to come alongside, and the young man was desired to step from his own skiff into the Queen's barge, which he performed with graceful agility at the fore part of the boat, and was brought aft to the Queen's presence, the wherry at the same time dropping into the rear. The youth underwent the gaze of Majesty, not the less gracefully that his self-possession was mingled with embarrassment. The muddied cloak still hung upon his arm, and formed the natural topic with which the Queen introduced the conversation.
The two rowers worked their oars with such speed at the signal of the Gentleman Pensioner that they quickly brought their small boat alongside the Queen's larger vessel, where she sat under an awning, attended by a few ladies and nobles from her court. She glanced several times at the boat where the young adventurer was seated, chatted with those around her, and seemed to laugh. Eventually, one of the attendants, seemingly on the Queen's orders, signaled for the smaller boat to come alongside, and the young man was invited to step from his skiff into the Queen's barge. He did so with graceful agility at the front of the boat and was then brought to the Queen's presence, while the smaller boat fell behind. The young man met the gaze of Majesty, looking graceful even as his confidence was mixed with embarrassment. The muddy cloak still hung on his arm, which naturally led the Queen to start the conversation.
“You have this day spoiled a gay mantle in our behalf, young man. We thank you for your service, though the manner of offering it was unusual, and something bold.”
“You have today ruined a bright cloak for us, young man. We appreciate your help, even though the way you offered it was unusual and a bit daring.”
“In a sovereign's need,” answered the youth, “it is each liegeman's duty to be bold.”
“In a ruler's time of need,” replied the young man, “it's every subject's duty to be brave.”
“God's pity! that was well said, my lord,” said the Queen, turning to a grave person who sat by her, and answered with a grave inclination of the head, and something of a mumbled assent.—“Well, young man, your gallantry shall not go unrewarded. Go to the wardrobe keeper, and he shall have orders to supply the suit which you have cast away in our service. Thou shalt have a suit, and that of the newest cut, I promise thee, on the word of a princess.”
“Goodness! That was well said, my lord,” the Queen remarked, turning to a serious-looking person next to her, who nodded somberly and mumbled a bit in agreement. “Well, young man, your bravery will not go unrecognized. Go to the wardrobe keeper, and he will be instructed to provide the outfit you discarded in our service. You will receive a suit, and I promise it will be the latest style, on the word of a princess.”
“May it please your Grace,” said Walter, hesitating, “it is not for so humble a servant of your Majesty to measure out your bounties; but if it became me to choose—”
"May it please your Grace," said Walter, hesitating, "it's not for such a humble servant of your Majesty to decide how to measure your generosity; but if I had the chance to choose—"
“Thou wouldst have gold, I warrant me,” said the Queen, interrupting him. “Fie, young man! I take shame to say that in our capital such and so various are the means of thriftless folly, that to give gold to youth is giving fuel to fire, and furnishing them with the means of self-destruction. If I live and reign, these means of unchristian excess shall be abridged. Yet thou mayest be poor,” she added, “or thy parents may be. It shall be gold, if thou wilt, but thou shalt answer to me for the use on't.”
“Do you want gold, I bet?” said the Queen, cutting him off. “Shame on you, young man! I’m embarrassed to say that in our capital, there are so many ways to waste money that giving gold to the youth is like pouring gasoline on a fire and giving them the tools for their own downfall. As long as I live and rule, these ways of sinful excess will be limited. But you might be poor,” she added, “or your parents might be. It can be gold if you want, but you’ll have to answer to me for how you use it.”
Walter waited patiently until the Queen had done, and then modestly assured her that gold was still less in his wish than the raiment her Majesty had before offered.
Walter waited patiently until the Queen finished, and then humbly assured her that he desired gold even less than the clothing her Majesty had previously offered.
“How, boy!” said the Queen, “neither gold nor garment? What is it thou wouldst have of me, then?”
“What's wrong, boy?” said the Queen, “neither gold nor clothes? What do you want from me, then?”
“Only permission, madam—if it is not asking too high an honour—permission to wear the cloak which did you this trifling service.”
“Just permission, ma'am—if it's not too much to ask—permission to wear the cloak that did you this small favor.”
“Permission to wear thine own cloak, thou silly boy!” said the Queen.
“Permission to wear your own cloak, you silly boy!” said the Queen.
“It is no longer mine,” said Walter; “when your Majesty's foot touched it, it became a fit mantle for a prince, but far too rich a one for its former owner.”
“It’s no longer mine,” Walter said; “when your Majesty's foot touched it, it became a suitable cloak for a prince, but way too extravagant for its former owner.”
The Queen again blushed, and endeavoured to cover, by laughing, a slight degree of not unpleasing surprise and confusion.
The Queen blushed again and tried to cover up a little surprise and confusion, which was not entirely unpleasant, by laughing.
“Heard you ever the like, my lords? The youth's head is turned with reading romances. I must know something of him, that I may send him safe to his friends.—What art thou?”
“Heard anything like this before, my lords? This young man's mind is messed up from reading romance stories. I need to find out more about him so I can send him back to his friends safely.—Who are you?”
“A gentleman of the household of the Earl of Sussex, so please your Grace, sent hither with his master of horse upon message to your Majesty.”
“A gentleman from the household of the Earl of Sussex, if it pleases your Grace, was sent here with his master of horse on a message to your Majesty.”
In a moment the gracious expression which Elizabeth's face had hitherto maintained, gave way to an expression of haughtiness and severity.
In an instant, the graceful look that Elizabeth's face had held until then shifted to an expression of arrogance and sternness.
“My Lord of Sussex,” she said, “has taught us how to regard his messages by the value he places upon ours. We sent but this morning the physician in ordinary of our chamber, and that at no usual time, understanding his lordship's illness to be more dangerous than we had before apprehended. There is at no court in Europe a man more skilled in this holy and most useful science than Doctor Masters, and he came from Us to our subject. Nevertheless, he found the gate of Sayes Court defended by men with culverins, as if it had been on the borders of Scotland, not in the vicinity of our court; and when he demanded admittance in our name, it was stubbornly refused. For this slight of a kindness, which had but too much of condescension in it, we will receive, at present at least, no excuse; and some such we suppose to have been the purport of my Lord of Sussex's message.”
“My Lord of Sussex,” she said, “has shown us how to value his messages by how much he values ours. This morning, we sent the royal physician, and at an unusual time, knowing that his lordship's illness is more serious than we initially thought. There’s no one at any court in Europe more skilled in this vital and beneficial field than Doctor Masters, and he came to us on behalf of our subject. However, he found the gates of Sayes Court guarded by men with firearms, as if it were on the Scottish borders, not near our court; and when he requested entry in our name, it was stubbornly refused. We will not accept any excuse for this slight to a courtesy that was already too generous; and we believe this was the essence of my Lord of Sussex's message.”
This was uttered in a tone and with a gesture which made Lord Sussex's friends who were within hearing tremble. He to whom the speech was addressed, however, trembled not; but with great deference and humility, as soon as the Queen's passion gave him an opportunity, he replied, “So please your most gracious Majesty, I was charged with no apology from the Earl of Sussex.”
This was said in a tone and with a gesture that made Lord Sussex's friends who were close by nervous. The person being spoken to, however, didn’t show any fear; instead, as soon as the Queen calmed down enough for him to speak, he respectfully replied, “If it pleases your most gracious Majesty, I was not given any apology from the Earl of Sussex.”
“With what were you then charged, sir?” said the Queen, with the impetuosity which, amid nobler qualities, strongly marked her character. “Was it with a justification?—or, God's death! with a defiance?”
"With what were you then charged, sir?" said the Queen, with the intensity that, alongside her other noble traits, distinctly characterized her personality. "Was it a justification?—or, for God's sake! a defiance?"
“Madam,” said the young man, “my Lord of Sussex knew the offence approached towards treason, and could think of nothing save of securing the offender, and placing him in your Majesty's hands, and at your mercy. The noble Earl was fast asleep when your most gracious message reached him, a potion having been administered to that purpose by his physician; and his Lordship knew not of the ungracious repulse your Majesty's royal and most comfortable message had received, until after he awoke this morning.”
“Ma’am,” said the young man, “my Lord of Sussex knew that the offense was close to treason and could think of nothing except securing the offender and placing him in your Majesty's hands, at your mercy. The noble Earl was deep asleep when your kind message reached him, as his physician had given him a potion for that purpose; and his Lordship was unaware of the unpleasant rejection your Majesty's royal and comforting message had received until after he woke up this morning.”
“And which of his domestics, then, in the name of Heaven, presumed to reject my message, without even admitting my own physician to the presence of him whom I sent him to attend?” said the Queen, much surprised.
“And which of his staff, then, in the name of Heaven, dared to reject my message, without even allowing my doctor to see the person I sent him to care for?” said the Queen, quite surprised.
“The offender, madam, is before you,” replied Walter, bowing very low; “the full and sole blame is mine; and my lord has most justly sent me to abye the consequences of a fault, of which he is as innocent as a sleeping man's dreams can be of a waking man's actions.”
“The offender, ma'am, is standing before you,” Walter said, bowing deeply; “the entire blame is on me; and my lord has rightly sent me to face the consequences of a mistake, for which he is as innocent as a sleeping person's dreams are of a waking person's actions.”
“What! was it thou?—thou thyself, that repelled my messenger and my physician from Sayes Court?” said the Queen. “What could occasion such boldness in one who seems devoted—that is, whose exterior bearing shows devotion—to his Sovereign?”
“What! Was it you? You yourself, who turned away my messenger and my physician from Sayes Court?” said the Queen. “What could have caused such boldness in someone who appears devoted—that is, whose outward behavior shows devotion—to his Sovereign?”
“Madam,” said the youth—who, notwithstanding an assumed appearance of severity, thought that he saw something in the Queen's face that resembled not implacability—“we say in our country, that the physician is for the time the liege sovereign of his patient. Now, my noble master was then under dominion of a leech, by whose advice he hath greatly profited, who had issued his commands that his patient should not that night be disturbed, on the very peril of his life.”
“Ma'am,” said the young man—who, despite trying to appear serious, thought he saw something in the Queen's expression that looked more like understanding—“we say in our country that the doctor is, for the time being, the absolute ruler of his patient. Now, my noble master was then under the care of a doctor, whose advice he greatly benefited from, and who had ordered that his patient should not be disturbed that night, under the very real threat to his life.”
“Thy master hath trusted some false varlet of an empiric,” said the Queen.
“Your master has trusted some dishonest scoundrel of a quack,” said the Queen.
“I know not, madam, but by the fact that he is now—this very morning—awakened much refreshed and strengthened from the only sleep he hath had for many hours.”
“I don’t know, ma’am, but the fact that he has now—this very morning—woken up feeling much refreshed and stronger after the only sleep he’s had for many hours tells me so.”
The nobles looked at each other, but more with the purpose to see what each thought of this news, than to exchange any remarks on what had happened. The Queen answered hastily, and without affecting to disguise her satisfaction, “By my word, I am glad he is better. But thou wert over-bold to deny the access of my Doctor Masters. Knowest thou not the Holy Writ saith, 'In the multitude of counsel there is safety'?”
The nobles glanced at each other, more to gauge each other's thoughts on the news than to actually discuss what had happened. The Queen responded quickly, not trying to hide her satisfaction, “Honestly, I'm glad he's doing better. But you were too bold to deny my Doctor Masters access. Don’t you know the saying goes, 'There’s safety in numbers'?”
“Ay, madam,” said Walter; “but I have heard learned men say that the safety spoken of is for the physicians, not for the patient.”
“Ay, ma’am,” said Walter; “but I’ve heard educated people say that the safety they talk about is for the doctors, not for the patient.”
“By my faith, child, thou hast pushed me home,” said the Queen, laughing; “for my Hebrew learning does not come quite at a call.—How say you, my Lord of Lincoln? Hath the lad given a just interpretation of the text?”
“By my faith, child, you’ve sent me home,” said the Queen, laughing; “for my Hebrew skills don’t come easily on command. What do you say, my Lord of Lincoln? Has the boy given a fair interpretation of the text?”
“The word SAFETY, most gracious madam,” said the Bishop of Lincoln, “for so hath been translated, it may be somewhat hastily, the Hebrew word, being—”
“The word SAFETY, most gracious madam,” said the Bishop of Lincoln, “for that is how the Hebrew word has been translated, might be a bit hasty, being—”
“My lord,” said the Queen, interrupting him, “we said we had forgotten our Hebrew.—But for thee, young man, what is thy name and birth?”
“My lord,” said the Queen, cutting him off, “we said we had forgotten our Hebrew. But for you, young man, what is your name and where are you from?”
“Raleigh is my name, most gracious Queen, the youngest son of a large but honourable family of Devonshire.”
“Raleigh is my name, most gracious Queen, the youngest son of a large but noble family from Devonshire.”
“Raleigh?” said Elizabeth, after a moment's recollection. “Have we not heard of your service in Ireland?”
“Raleigh?” Elizabeth asked, after a moment of remembering. “Haven't we heard about your service in Ireland?”
“I have been so fortunate as to do some service there, madam,” replied Raleigh; “scarce, however, of consequence sufficient to reach your Grace's ears.”
“I’ve been lucky enough to do some work there, ma'am,” replied Raleigh; “though it’s hardly significant enough to matter to your Grace.”
“They hear farther than you think of,” said the Queen graciously, “and have heard of a youth who defended a ford in Shannon against a whole band of wild Irish rebels, until the stream ran purple with their blood and his own.”
“They hear more than you realize,” said the Queen graciously, “and have heard of a young man who defended a crossing in the Shannon against a group of wild Irish rebels, until the water ran purple with their blood and his own.”
“Some blood I may have lost,” said the youth, looking down, “but it was where my best is due, and that is in your Majesty's service.”
“Sure, I might have lost some blood,” said the young man, looking down, “but it was for the best cause, and that’s in your Majesty's service.”
The Queen paused, and then said hastily, “You are very young to have fought so well, and to speak so well. But you must not escape your penance for turning back Masters. The poor man hath caught cold on the river for our order reached him when he was just returned from certain visits in London, and he held it matter of loyalty and conscience instantly to set forth again. So hark ye, Master Raleigh, see thou fail not to wear thy muddy cloak, in token of penitence, till our pleasure be further known. And here,” she added, giving him a jewel of gold, in the form of a chess-man, “I give thee this to wear at the collar.”
The Queen paused and then said quickly, “You’re very young to have fought and spoken so well. But you can’t avoid your penance for turning back Masters. The poor man caught a cold on the river because our order reached him right after he had returned from some visits in London, and he felt it was a matter of loyalty and conscience to set out again immediately. So listen, Master Raleigh, make sure you wear your muddy cloak as a sign of penance until we decide further. And here,” she added, giving him a gold jewel in the shape of a chess piece, “I give you this to wear on your collar.”
Raleigh, to whom nature had taught intuitively, as it were, those courtly arts which many scarce acquire from long experience, knelt, and, as he took from her hand the jewel, kissed the fingers which gave it. He knew, perhaps, better than almost any of the courtiers who surrounded her, how to mingle the devotion claimed by the Queen with the gallantry due to her personal beauty; and in this, his first attempt to unite them, he succeeded so well as at once to gratify Elizabeth's personal vanity and her love of power. [See Note 5. Court favour of Sir Walter Raleigh.]
Raleigh, who had an instinctive understanding of the refined skills that many only learn through years of experience, kneeled and, as he took the jewel from her hand, kissed the fingers that presented it. He likely understood, better than nearly all the courtiers around her, how to combine the devotion owed to the Queen with the charm appropriate for her beauty; and in this, his first effort to bring them together, he succeeded so well that he immediately satisfied Elizabeth's vanity and her desire for authority. [See Note 5. Court favour of Sir Walter Raleigh.]
His master, the Earl of Sussex, had the full advantage of the satisfaction which Raleigh had afforded Elizabeth, on their first interview.
His master, the Earl of Sussex, fully appreciated the satisfaction that Raleigh had given Elizabeth during their first meeting.
“My lords and ladies,” said the Queen, looking around to the retinue by whom she was attended, “methinks, since we are upon the river, it were well to renounce our present purpose of going to the city, and surprise this poor Earl of Sussex with a visit. He is ill, and suffering doubtless under the fear of our displeasure, from which he hath been honestly cleared by the frank avowal of this malapert boy. What think ye? were it not an act of charity to give him such consolation as the thanks of a Queen, much bound to him for his loyal service, may perchance best minister?”
“My lords and ladies,” said the Queen, glancing around at her attendants, “I think, since we are on the river, we should abandon our current plan to go to the city and surprise this poor Earl of Sussex with a visit. He is ill and likely suffering under the worry of our displeasure, from which he has been honestly cleared by the straightforward admission of that cheeky boy. What do you think? Would it not be an act of kindness to offer him the comfort of a Queen’s thanks, as he is greatly deserving of it for his loyal service?”
It may be readily supposed that none to whom this speech was addressed ventured to oppose its purport.
It’s easy to assume that no one who this speech was directed at dared to challenge its meaning.
“Your Grace,” said the Bishop of Lincoln, “is the breath of our nostrils.” The men of war averred that the face of the Sovereign was a whetstone to the soldier's sword; while the men of state were not less of opinion that the light of the Queen's countenance was a lamp to the paths of her councillors; and the ladies agreed, with one voice, that no noble in England so well deserved the regard of England's Royal Mistress as the Earl of Sussex—the Earl of Leicester's right being reserved entire, so some of the more politic worded their assent, an exception to which Elizabeth paid no apparent attention. The barge had, therefore, orders to deposit its royal freight at Deptford, at the nearest and most convenient point of communication with Sayes Court, in order that the Queen might satisfy her royal and maternal solicitude, by making personal inquiries after the health of the Earl of Sussex.
“Your Grace,” said the Bishop of Lincoln, “is the breath of our nostrils.” The soldiers insisted that the Sovereign's presence sharpened the soldier's sword, while the politicians believed that the Queen's smile guided her advisors. The ladies all agreed that no noble in England deserved the attention of the Royal Mistress more than the Earl of Sussex—though they noted the Earl of Leicester still held a notable place, which some strategically highlighted. Elizabeth seemed to ignore this exception. The barge was therefore instructed to drop off its royal passengers at Deptford, the nearest and most convenient point to Sayes Court, so the Queen could personally check on the health of the Earl of Sussex.
Raleigh, whose acute spirit foresaw and anticipated important consequences from the most trifling events, hastened to ask the Queen's permission to go in the skiff; and announce the royal visit to his master; ingeniously suggesting that the joyful surprise might prove prejudicial to his health, since the richest and most generous cordials may sometimes be fatal to those who have been long in a languishing state.
Raleigh, whose sharp mind could predict significant outcomes from even the smallest events, quickly asked the Queen for permission to take the skiff and inform his master about the royal visit. He cleverly suggested that the unexpected surprise might be bad for his health, since the richest and most generous drinks can sometimes be harmful to those who have been unwell for a long time.
But whether the Queen deemed it too presumptuous in so young a courtier to interpose his opinion unasked, or whether she was moved by a recurrence of the feeling of jealousy which had been instilled into her by reports that the Earl kept armed men about his person, she desired Raleigh, sharply, to reserve his counsel till it was required of him, and repeated her former orders to be landed at Deptford, adding, “We will ourselves see what sort of household my Lord of Sussex keeps about him.”
But whether the Queen thought it too bold for such a young courtier to share his opinion without being asked, or whether she was feeling jealous again because she had heard the Earl kept armed men around him, she told Raleigh sharply to hold back his advice until it was needed. She reiterated her earlier orders to be taken to Deptford, adding, “We will see for ourselves what kind of household my Lord of Sussex has.”
“Now the Lord have pity on us!” said the young courtier to himself. “Good hearts, the Earl hath many a one round him; but good heads are scarce with us—and he himself is too ill to give direction. And Blount will be at his morning meal of Yarmouth herrings and ale, and Tracy will have his beastly black puddings and Rhenish; those thorough-paced Welshmen, Thomas ap Rice and Evan Evans, will be at work on their leek porridge and toasted cheese;—and she detests, they say, all coarse meats, evil smells, and strong wines. Could they but think of burning some rosemary in the great hall! but VOGUE LA GALERE, all must now be trusted to chance. Luck hath done indifferent well for me this morning; for I trust I have spoiled a cloak, and made a court fortune. May she do as much for my gallant patron!”
“Now, God help us!” the young courtier thought to himself. “The Earl has plenty of good people around him, but smart ones are hard to find—and he’s too sick to lead. And Blount will be busy having his Yarmouth herrings and ale for breakfast, while Tracy will be indulging in his disgusting black puddings and Rhenish wine; those dedicated Welshmen, Thomas ap Rice and Evan Evans, will be focused on their leek porridge and toasted cheese;—and she supposedly can’t stand all coarse foods, bad smells, and strong wines. If only they would think to burn some rosemary in the main hall! But VOGUE LA GALERE, everything has to be left to chance now. Luck has treated me fairly well this morning; I believe I have ruined a cloak and made a court fortune. May it do the same for my brave patron!”
The royal barge soon stopped at Deptford, and, amid the loud shouts of the populace, which her presence never failed to excite, the Queen, with a canopy borne over her head, walked, accompanied by her retinue, towards Sayes Court, where the distant acclamations of the people gave the first notice of her arrival. Sussex, who was in the act of advising with Tressilian how he should make up the supposed breach in the Queen's favour, was infinitely surprised at learning her immediate approach. Not that the Queen's custom of visiting her more distinguished nobility, whether in health or sickness, could be unknown to him; but the suddenness of the communication left no time for those preparations with which he well knew Elizabeth loved to be greeted, and the rudeness and confusion of his military household, much increased by his late illness, rendered him altogether unprepared for her reception.
The royal barge soon arrived at Deptford, and amidst the loud cheers of the crowd, which her arrival always stirred up, the Queen, with a canopy held over her head, walked, accompanied by her entourage, toward Sayes Court, where the distant cheers of the people signaled her arrival. Sussex, who was in the middle of discussing with Tressilian how to repair his supposed falling out with the Queen, was extremely surprised to hear she was coming. It wasn’t that he didn’t know that the Queen often visited her notable nobles, whether they were well or unwell; it was just the unexpectedness of the news that left him without time to prepare, and the disorderly state of his military household, worsened by his recent illness, made him entirely unready for her visit.
Cursing internally the chance which thus brought her gracious visitation on him unaware, he hastened down with Tressilian, to whose eventful and interesting story he had just given an attentive ear.
Cursing himself for the chance that brought her unexpected visit, he hurried down with Tressilian, to whose eventful and interesting story he had just listened closely.
“My worthy friend,” he said, “such support as I can give your accusation of Varney, you have a right to expect, alike from justice and gratitude. Chance will presently show whether I can do aught with our Sovereign, or whether, in very deed, my meddling in your affair may not rather prejudice than serve you.”
“My dear friend,” he said, “you have every right to expect my support for your claims against Varney, both out of fairness and appreciation. Soon we’ll see if I can influence our Sovereign in any way, or if getting involved in your situation might actually hurt you more than help you.”
Thus spoke Sussex while hastily casting around him a loose robe of sables, and adjusting his person in the best manner he could to meet the eye of his Sovereign. But no hurried attention bestowed on his apparel could remove the ghastly effects of long illness on a countenance which nature had marked with features rather strong than pleasing. Besides, he was low of stature, and, though broad-shouldered, athletic, and fit for martial achievements, his presence in a peaceful hall was not such as ladies love to look upon; a personal disadvantage, which was supposed to give Sussex, though esteemed and honoured by his Sovereign, considerable disadvantage when compared with Leicester, who was alike remarkable for elegance of manners and for beauty of person.
Thus spoke Sussex while quickly throwing on a loose sable robe and adjusting himself as best as he could to present himself to the King. But no amount of hurried attention to his clothing could hide the ghastly effects of long illness on a face that nature had marked with features that were more strong than attractive. Besides, he was short in stature and, although broad-shouldered, athletic, and fit for combat, his presence in a peaceful hall was not the kind that ladies enjoyed looking at; a personal disadvantage that was believed to put Sussex, despite being esteemed and honored by his Sovereign, at a significant disadvantage compared to Leicester, who was equally known for his elegant manners and handsome appearance.
The Earl's utmost dispatch only enabled him to meet the Queen as she entered the great hall, and he at once perceived there was a cloud on her brow. Her jealous eye had noticed the martial array of armed gentlemen and retainers with which the mansion-house was filled, and her first words expressed her disapprobation. “Is this a royal garrison, my Lord of Sussex, that it holds so many pikes and calivers? or have we by accident overshot Sayes Court, and landed at Our Tower of London?”
The Earl hurried to meet the Queen as she walked into the grand hall, and he immediately noticed that she looked upset. Her sharp gaze had caught sight of the many armed men and attendants crowding the mansion, and her first words showed her displeasure. “Is this a royal fortress, my Lord of Sussex, with so many weapons here? Or have we accidentally missed Sayes Court and ended up at the Tower of London?”
Lord Sussex hastened to offer some apology.
Lord Sussex quickly rushed to apologize.
“It needs not,” she said. “My lord, we intend speedily to take up a certain quarrel between your lordship and another great lord of our household, and at the same time to reprehend this uncivilized and dangerous practice of surrounding yourselves with armed, and even with ruffianly followers, as if, in the neighbourhood of our capital, nay in the very verge of our royal residence, you were preparing to wage civil war with each other.—We are glad to see you so well recovered, my lord, though without the assistance of the learned physician whom we sent to you. Urge no excuse; we know how that matter fell out, and we have corrected for it the wild slip, young Raleigh. By the way, my lord, we will speedily relieve your household of him, and take him into our own. Something there is about him which merits to be better nurtured than he is like to be amongst your very military followers.”
“It’s not necessary,” she said. “My lord, we plan to quickly address a certain dispute between you and another powerful lord in our household, and at the same time, we will condemn this uncivilized and dangerous habit of surrounding yourselves with armed and even rough followers, as if, near our capital, or right at the edge of our royal residence, you were getting ready to start a civil war against each other. We’re pleased to see you so well recovered, my lord, even without the help of the skilled physician we sent to you. Don’t make excuses; we know how that situation unfolded, and we’ve dealt with the young fool, Raleigh, for it. By the way, my lord, we will soon relieve your household of him and bring him into our own. There’s something about him that deserves to be better nurtured than he is likely to be among your military followers.”
To this proposal Sussex, though scarce understanding how the Queen came to make it could only bow and express his acquiescence. He then entreated her to remain till refreshment could be offered, but in this he could not prevail. And after a few compliments of a much colder and more commonplace character than might have been expected from a step so decidedly favourable as a personal visit, the Queen took her leave of Sayes Court, having brought confusion thither along with her, and leaving doubt and apprehension behind.
To this proposal, Sussex, barely understanding how the Queen made it, could only bow and show his agreement. He then asked her to stay until refreshment could be offered, but he couldn't convince her. After exchanging a few compliments that were much colder and more ordinary than one would expect from such a significantly favorable personal visit, the Queen departed from Sayes Court, bringing confusion with her and leaving doubt and worry behind.
CHAPTER XVI.
Then call them to our presence. Face to face,
And frowning brow to brow, ourselves will hear
The accuser and accused freely speak;—
High-stomach'd are they both, and full of ire,
In rage deaf as the sea, hasty as fire.—RICHARD II.
Then bring them here. Face to face,
And with frowning brows, we will hear
The accuser and the accused speak openly;—
Both are proud and filled with anger,
As deaf as the sea in their rage, and quick as fire.—RICHARD II.
“I am ordered to attend court to-morrow,” said Leicester, speaking to Varney, “to meet, as they surmise, my Lord of Sussex. The Queen intends to take up matters betwixt us. This comes of her visit to Sayes Court, of which you must needs speak so lightly.”
“I have been ordered to go to court tomorrow,” Leicester said to Varney, “to meet, as they think, my Lord of Sussex. The Queen plans to address the issues between us. This is a result of her visit to Sayes Court, about which you have to speak so casually.”
“I maintain it was nothing,” said Varney; “nay, I know from a sure intelligencer, who was within earshot of much that was said, that Sussex has lost rather than gained by that visit. The Queen said, when she stepped into the boat, that Sayes Court looked like a guard-house, and smelt like an hospital. 'Like a cook's shop in Ram's Alley, rather,' said the Countess of Rutland, who is ever your lordship's good friend. And then my Lord of Lincoln must needs put in his holy oar, and say that my Lord of Sussex must be excused for his rude and old-world housekeeping, since he had as yet no wife.”
“I insist it was nothing,” Varney said. “In fact, I know from a reliable source, who overheard a lot of what was said, that Sussex has lost rather than gained from that visit. The Queen commented, when she got into the boat, that Sayes Court resembled a guardhouse and smelled like a hospital. 'More like a cook's shop in Ram's Alley, if you ask me,' said the Countess of Rutland, who is always your lordship's good friend. Then my Lord of Lincoln felt the need to chime in, saying that my Lord of Sussex should be forgiven for his messy and old-fashioned way of running things, since he still doesn’t have a wife.”
“And what said the Queen?” asked Leicester hastily.
“And what did the Queen say?” asked Leicester quickly.
“She took him up roundly,” said Varney, “and asked what my Lord Sussex had to do with a wife, or my Lord Bishop to speak on such a subject. 'If marriage is permitted,' she said, 'I nowhere read that it is enjoined.'”
“She confronted him directly,” said Varney, “and asked what my Lord Sussex had to do with a wife, or why my Lord Bishop would discuss such a topic. 'If marriage is allowed,' she said, 'I haven't seen anywhere that it is required.'”
“She likes not marriages, or speech of marriage, among churchmen,” said Leicester.
“She doesn’t like marriage or discussions about marriage among clergy,” said Leicester.
“Nor among courtiers neither,” said Varney; but, observing that Leicester changed countenance, he instantly added, “that all the ladies who were present had joined in ridiculing Lord Sussex's housekeeping, and in contrasting it with the reception her Grace would have assuredly received at my Lord of Leicester's.”
“Not among the courtiers either,” said Varney; but noticing that Leicester's expression changed, he quickly added, “that all the ladies there had been making fun of Lord Sussex's housekeeping and comparing it to the welcome her Grace would definitely have received at my Lord of Leicester's.”
“You have gathered much tidings,” said Leicester, “but you have forgotten or omitted the most important of all. She hath added another to those dangling satellites whom it is her pleasure to keep revolving around her.”
“You've brought back a lot of news,” said Leicester, “but you've forgotten or left out the most important part. She's added another one to the group of people who orbit around her for her enjoyment.”
“Your lordship meaneth that Raleigh, the Devonshire youth,” said Varney—“the Knight of the Cloak, as they call him at court?”
“Your lordship means that Raleigh, the young man from Devon,” said Varney—“the Knight of the Cloak, as they call him at court?”
“He may be Knight of the Garter one day, for aught I know,” said Leicester, “for he advances rapidly—she hath capped verses with him, and such fooleries. I would gladly abandon, of my own free will, the part—I have in her fickle favour; but I will not be elbowed out of it by the clown Sussex, or this new upstart. I hear Tressilian is with Sussex also, and high in his favour. I would spare him for considerations, but he will thrust himself on his fate. Sussex, too, is almost as well as ever in his health.”
“He might become a Knight of the Garter one day, for all I know,” said Leicester, “since he’s making quick progress—she’s been writing verses with him and doing such nonsense. I would gladly give up my place in her unpredictable favor voluntarily; but I won’t let that fool Sussex or this new upstart push me out. I hear Tressilian is with Sussex too and is in his good graces. I would let him be for certain reasons, but he’ll force his own fate. Sussex is also nearly as healthy as ever.”
“My lord,” replied Varney, “there will be rubs in the smoothest road, specially when it leads uphill. Sussex's illness was to us a godsend, from which I hoped much. He has recovered, indeed, but he is not now more formidable than ere he fell ill, when he received more than one foil in wrestling with your lordship. Let not your heart fail you, my lord, and all shall be well.”
“My lord,” replied Varney, “there will be bumps on even the smoothest road, especially when it goes uphill. Sussex's illness was a blessing for us, and I had high hopes from it. He has recovered, but he isn’t any more threatening now than he was before he got sick, when he lost more than once in wrestling with you, my lord. Don’t lose heart, my lord, and everything will turn out fine.”
“My heart never failed me, sir,” replied Leicester.
“My heart never let me down, sir,” replied Leicester.
“No, my lord,” said Varney; “but it has betrayed you right often. He that would climb a tree, my lord, must grasp by the branches, not by the blossom.”
“Not at all, my lord,” Varney replied; “but it has let you down many times. Whoever wants to climb a tree, my lord, must grab onto the branches, not the blossoms.”
“Well, well, well!” said Leicester impatiently; “I understand thy meaning—my heart shall neither fail me nor seduce me. Have my retinue in order—see that their array be so splendid as to put down, not only the rude companions of Ratcliffe, but the retainers of every other nobleman and courtier. Let them be well armed withal, but without any outward display of their weapons, wearing them as if more for fashion's sake than for use. Do thou thyself keep close to me, I may have business for you.”
“Well, well, well!” Leicester said impatiently. “I understand what you mean—my heart will neither fail me nor lead me astray. Get my entourage ready—make sure their appearance is so impressive that it overshadows not only Ratcliffe's rude companions but also the followers of every other nobleman and courtier. They should be well-armed, but without any obvious show of their weapons, wearing them more for style than for function. You stay close to me; I might need your help.”
The preparations of Sussex and his party were not less anxious than those of Leicester.
The preparations of Sussex and his group were just as anxious as those of Leicester.
“Thy Supplication, impeaching Varney of seduction,” said the Earl to Tressilian, “is by this time in the Queen's hand—I have sent it through a sure channel. Methinks your suit should succeed, being, as it is, founded in justice and honour, and Elizabeth being the very muster of both. But—I wot not how—the gipsy” (so Sussex was wont to call his rival on account of his dark complexion) “hath much to say with her in these holyday times of peace. Were war at the gates, I should be one of her white boys; but soldiers, like their bucklers and Bilboa blades, get out of fashion in peace time, and satin sleeves and walking rapiers bear the bell. Well, we must be gay, since such is the fashion.—Blount, hast thou seen our household put into their new braveries? But thou knowest as little of these toys as I do; thou wouldst be ready enow at disposing a stand of pikes.”
“Your request, accusing Varney of seduction,” the Earl said to Tressilian, “is by now in the Queen's hands—I’ve sent it through a reliable source. I believe your case should succeed, as it’s based on justice and honor, and Elizabeth embodies both. But—I don't know why—the gypsy” (as Sussex often referred to his rival because of his dark complexion) “has quite an influence with her during these festive times of peace. If war were at the gates, I’d be one of her loyal supporters; but soldiers, much like their shields and Bilboa blades, fall out of favor in peacetime, while fancy sleeves and decorative rapiers take the spotlight. Well, we must stay cheerful, since that’s the trend. —Blount, have you seen our household decked out in their new finery? But you know as little about these frivolities as I do; you’re more suited for organizing a stand of pikes.”
“My good lord,” answered Blount, “Raleigh hath been here, and taken that charge upon him—your train will glitter like a May morning. Marry, the cost is another question. One might keep an hospital of old soldiers at the charge of ten modern lackeys.”
“My good lord,” Blount replied, “Raleigh has been here and taken on that responsibility—your entourage will shine like a beautiful May morning. However, the cost is a different story. You could fund a hospital for old soldiers for the price of ten modern servants.”
“He must not count cost to-day, Nicholas,” said the Earl in reply. “I am beholden to Raleigh for his care. I trust, though, he has remembered that I am an old soldier, and would have no more of these follies than needs must.”
“Don't worry about the cost today, Nicholas,” said the Earl in response. “I owe a lot to Raleigh for looking after me. I hope he remembers that I'm an old soldier and I don't want to indulge in these foolish things any more than necessary.”
“Nay, I understand nought about it,” said Blount; “but here are your honourable lordship's brave kinsmen and friends coming in by scores to wait upon you to court, where, methinks, we shall bear as brave a front as Leicester, let him ruffle it as he will.”
“Nah, I don’t know anything about it,” said Blount; “but here are your honorable lordship’s brave relatives and friends coming in by the dozens to serve you at court, where, I think, we’ll put on as brave a show as Leicester, no matter how he tries to show off.”
“Give them the strictest charges,” said Sussex, “that they suffer no provocation short of actual violence to provoke them into quarrel. They have hot bloods, and I would not give Leicester the advantage over me by any imprudence of theirs.”
“Give them the strictest orders,” said Sussex, “that they don’t let any provocation short of actual violence lead them into a fight. They have tempers, and I wouldn’t want to give Leicester the upper hand because of any of their foolishness.”
The Earl of Sussex ran so hastily through these directions, that it was with difficulty Tressilian at length found opportunity to express his surprise that he should have proceeded so far in the affair of Sir Hugh Robsart as to lay his petition at once before the Queen. “It was the opinion of the young lady's friends,” he said, “that Leicester's sense of justice should be first appealed to, as the offence had been committed by his officer, and so he had expressly told to Sussex.”
The Earl of Sussex rushed through these instructions so quickly that Tressilian could barely find a moment to voice his surprise that he had gone so far in the matter of Sir Hugh Robsart to present his petition directly to the Queen. “The young lady's friends believed,” he said, “that Leicester's sense of fairness should be the first to be appealed to since the wrongdoing was done by his officer, and that’s exactly what he told Sussex.”
“This could have been done without applying to me,” said Sussex, somewhat haughtily. “I at least, ought not to have been a counsellor when the object was a humiliating reference to Leicester; and I am suprised that you, Tressilian, a man of honour, and my friend, would assume such a mean course. If you said so, I certainly understood you not in a matter which sounded so unlike yourself.”
“This could have been done without asking me,” Sussex said a bit arrogantly. “I really shouldn’t have been a counselor when the goal was to humiliate Leicester; and I’m surprised that you, Tressilian, a man of honor and my friend, would take such a low path. If you meant that, I definitely didn’t understand you on something that sounded so unlike you.”
“My lord,” said Tressilian, “the course I would prefer, for my own sake, is that you have adopted; but the friends of this most unhappy lady—”
“My lord,” said Tressilian, “the path I would choose, for my own sake, is the one you’ve taken; but the friends of this very unfortunate lady—”
“Oh, the friends—the friends,” said Sussex, interrupting him; “they must let us manage this cause in the way which seems best. This is the time and the hour to accumulate every charge against Leicester and his household, and yours the Queen will hold a heavy one. But at all events she hath the complaint before her.”
“Oh, the friends—the friends,” said Sussex, interrupting him; “they must let us handle this case in the way that seems best. Now is the time to gather every accusation against Leicester and his household, and yours is one the Queen will take seriously. But in any case, she has the complaint in front of her.”
Tressilian could not help suspecting that, in his eagerness to strengthen himself against his rival, Sussex had purposely adopted the course most likely to throw odium on Leicester, without considering minutely whether it were the mode of proceeding most likely to be attended with success. But the step was irrevocable, and Sussex escaped from further discussing it by dismissing his company, with the command, “Let all be in order at eleven o'clock; I must be at court and in the presence by high noon precisely.”
Tressilian couldn’t shake the suspicion that, in his desire to fortify himself against his rival, Sussex had intentionally chosen the path most likely to cast blame on Leicester, without really thinking about whether it was the best way to achieve success. But the decision was final, and Sussex avoided any further discussion by sending everyone away, commanding, “Make sure everything is in order by eleven o'clock; I need to be at court and present by noon sharp.”
While the rival statesmen were thus anxiously preparing for their approaching meeting in the Queen's presence, even Elizabeth herself was not without apprehension of what might chance from the collision of two such fiery spirits, each backed by a strong and numerous body of followers, and dividing betwixt them, either openly or in secret, the hopes and wishes of most of her court. The band of Gentlemen Pensioners were all under arms, and a reinforcement of the yeomen of the guard was brought down the Thames from London. A royal proclamation was sent forth, strictly prohibiting nobles of whatever degree to approach the Palace with retainers or followers armed with shot or with long weapons; and it was even whispered that the High Sheriff of Kent had secret instructions to have a part of the array of the county ready on the shortest notice.
While the rival politicians were nervously getting ready for their upcoming meeting in the Queen's presence, even Elizabeth herself was worried about what might happen when two such fiery personalities clashed, each supported by a large and loyal group of followers, splitting the hopes and wishes of most of her court either openly or secretly. The Gentlemen Pensioners were all armed, and additional yeomen of the guard were brought down the Thames from London. A royal proclamation was issued, strictly forbidding nobles of any kind to approach the Palace with armed retainers or followers carrying firearms or long weapons; and it was even rumored that the High Sheriff of Kent had secret orders to have part of the county's troops ready on short notice.
The eventful hour, thus anxiously prepared for on all sides, at length approached, and, each followed by his long and glittering train of friends and followers, the rival Earls entered the Palace Yard of Greenwich at noon precisely.
The much-anticipated hour, prepared for with great anxiety by everyone, finally arrived. Each rival Earl entered the Palace Yard of Greenwich precisely at noon, followed by their long and shining entourage of friends and supporters.
As if by previous arrangement, or perhaps by intimation that such was the Queen's pleasure, Sussex and his retinue came to the Palace from Deptford by water while Leicester arrived by land; and thus they entered the courtyard from opposite sides. This trifling circumstance gave Leicester a certain ascendency in the opinion of the vulgar, the appearance of his cavalcade of mounted followers showing more numerous and more imposing than those of Sussex's party, who were necessarily upon foot. No show or sign of greeting passed between the Earls, though each looked full at the other, both expecting perhaps an exchange of courtesies, which neither was willing to commence. Almost in the minute of their arrival the castle-bell tolled, the gates of the Palace were opened, and the Earls entered, each numerously attended by such gentlemen of their train whose rank gave them that privilege. The yeomen and inferior attendants remained in the courtyard, where the opposite parties eyed each other with looks of eager hatred and scorn, as if waiting with impatience for some cause of tumult, or some apology for mutual aggression. But they were restrained by the strict commands of their leaders, and overawed, perhaps, by the presence of an armed guard of unusual strength.
As if it had been planned in advance, or maybe hinted at by the Queen's wishes, Sussex and his entourage arrived at the Palace from Deptford by boat, while Leicester came by land. They entered the courtyard from opposite directions. This small detail gave Leicester a bit of an advantage in the eyes of onlookers, as his group of mounted followers appeared larger and more impressive than Sussex's party, which was on foot. No greeting or acknowledgment passed between the Earls, though each stared at the other, both probably expecting a polite exchange that neither was willing to start. Just as they arrived, the castle bell rang, the Palace gates were opened, and the Earls walked in, accompanied by the gentlemen of their entourage who were of a rank that allowed them this privilege. The yeomen and lower-ranking attendants stayed in the courtyard, where the two groups glared at each other with intense hatred and contempt, as if they were impatiently waiting for a reason to fight or an excuse to act against each other. However, they were held back by the strict orders of their leaders and perhaps intimidated by the unusually strong armed guard present.
In the meanwhile, the more distinguished persons of each train followed their patrons into the lofty halls and ante-chambers of the royal Palace, flowing on in the same current, like two streams which are compelled into the same channel, yet shun to mix their waters. The parties arranged themselves, as it were instinctively, on the different sides of the lofty apartments, and seemed eager to escape from the transient union which the narrowness of the crowded entrance had for an instant compelled them to submit to. The folding doors at the upper end of the long gallery were immediately afterwards opened, and it was announced in a whisper that the Queen was in her presence-chamber, to which these gave access. Both Earls moved slowly and stately towards the entrance—Sussex followed by Tressilian, Blount, and Raleigh, and Leicester by Varney. The pride of Leicester was obliged to give way to court-forms, and with a grave and formal inclination of the head, he paused until his rival, a peer of older creation than his own, passed before him. Sussex returned the reverence with the same formal civility, and entered the presence-room. Tressilian and Blount offered to follow him, but were not permitted, the Usher of the Black Rod alleging in excuse that he had precise orders to look to all admissions that day. To Raleigh, who stood back on the repulse of his companions, he said, “You, sir, may enter,” and he entered accordingly.
Meanwhile, the more prominent individuals from each group followed their patrons into the grand halls and waiting rooms of the royal Palace, flowing together like two streams forced into the same channel, yet careful not to mix. The parties instinctively positioned themselves on opposite sides of the spacious rooms, eager to break free from the brief unity that the cramped entrance had imposed on them. Soon after, the folding doors at the end of the long gallery swung open, and it was quietly announced that the Queen was in her presence chamber, which these doors led to. Both Earls moved slowly and gracefully towards the entrance—Sussex followed by Tressilian, Blount, and Raleigh, and Leicester by Varney. Leicester's pride had to give way to court etiquette, and with a serious and formal nod of his head, he paused to let his rival, an older peer, go ahead. Sussex returned the gesture with the same formal politeness and entered the presence room. Tressilian and Blount attempted to follow him but were not allowed, as the Usher of the Black Rod stated he had strict orders to oversee all admissions that day. To Raleigh, who hung back while his companions were denied entry, he said, “You, sir, may enter,” and he stepped inside accordingly.
“Follow me close, Varney,” said the Earl of Leicester, who had stood aloof for a moment to mark the reception of Sussex; and advancing to the entrance, he was about to pass on, when Varney, who was close behind him, dressed out in the utmost bravery of the day, was stopped by the usher, as Tressilian and Blount had been before him, “How is this, Master Bowyer?” said the Earl of Leicester. “Know you who I am, and that this is my friend and follower?”
“Stay close to me, Varney,” said the Earl of Leicester, who had taken a moment to observe Sussex's arrival. As he moved towards the entrance, Varney, who was right behind him and dressed to impress, was stopped by the usher, just like Tressilian and Blount had been earlier. “What’s going on here, Master Bowyer?” asked the Earl of Leicester. “Do you know who I am and that this is my friend and supporter?”
“Your lordship will pardon me,” replied Bowyer stoutly; “my orders are precise, and limit me to a strict discharge of my duty.”
“Your lordship will forgive me,” Bowyer replied confidently; “my orders are clear and require me to strictly fulfill my duty.”
“Thou art a partial knave,” said Leicester, the blood mounting to his face, “to do me this dishonour, when you but now admitted a follower of my Lord of Sussex.”
“You're a bit of a jerk,” said Leicester, the blood rising to his face, “to bring me this disgrace when you just now acknowledged a follower of my Lord of Sussex.”
“My lord,” said Bowyer, “Master Raleigh is newly admitted a sworn servant of her Grace, and to him my orders did not apply.”
“My lord,” Bowyer said, “Master Raleigh has just been appointed as a sworn servant of her Grace, so my orders didn’t apply to him.”
“Thou art a knave—an ungrateful knave,” said Leicester; “but he that hath done can undo—thou shalt not prank thee in thy authority long!”
“You're a scoundrel—an ungrateful scoundrel,” said Leicester; “but he who has done can undo— you won't flaunt your power for long!”
This threat he uttered aloud, with less than his usual policy and discretion; and having done so, he entered the presence-chamber, and made his reverence to the Queen, who, attired with even more than her usual splendour, and surrounded by those nobles and statesmen whose courage and wisdom have rendered her reign immortal, stood ready to receive the hommage of her subjects. She graciously returned the obeisance of the favourite Earl, and looked alternately at him and at Sussex, as if about to speak, when Bowyer, a man whose spirit could not brook the insult he had so openly received from Leicester, in the discharge of his office, advanced with his black rod in his hand, and knelt down before her.
This threat he said out loud, with less than his usual caution and carefulness; and after doing so, he entered the presence-chamber and bowed to the Queen, who, dressed in even more grandeur than usual, and surrounded by the nobles and statesmen whose bravery and wisdom have made her reign memorable, stood ready to receive the tribute of her subjects. She graciously acknowledged the bow of her favorite Earl and looked back and forth between him and Sussex, as if about to speak, when Bowyer, a man whose pride couldn’t tolerate the insult he had received from Leicester during his duties, stepped forward with his black rod in hand and knelt before her.
“Why, how now, Bowyer?” said Elizabeth, “thy courtesy seems strangely timed!”
“Why, what's going on, Bowyer?” said Elizabeth, “your politeness seems oddly timed!”
“My Liege Sovereign,” he said, while every courtier around trembled at his audacity, “I come but to ask whether, in the discharge of mine office, I am to obey your Highness's commands, or those of the Earl of Leicester, who has publicly menaced me with his displeasure, and treated me with disparaging terms, because I denied entry to one of his followers, in obedience to your Grace's precise orders?”
“My Liege Sovereign,” he said, while every courtier around him shook with fear at his boldness, “I come to ask whether, in carrying out my duties, I should follow your Highness's commands or those of the Earl of Leicester, who has openly threatened me with his anger and spoken to me disrespectfully because I refused entry to one of his followers, in accordance with your Grace's specific orders?”
The spirit of Henry VIII. was instantly aroused in the bosom of his daughter, and she turned on Leicester with a severity which appalled him, as well as all his followers.
The spirit of Henry VIII was immediately stirred in his daughter's heart, and she confronted Leicester with a harshness that shocked him and all of his supporters.
“God's death! my lord.” such was her emphatic phrase, “what means this? We have thought well of you, and brought you near to our person; but it was not that you might hide the sun from our other faithful subjects. Who gave you license to contradict our orders, or control our officers? I will have in this court, ay, and in this realm, but one mistress, and no master. Look to it that Master Bowyer sustains no harm for his duty to me faithfully discharged; for, as I am Christian woman and crowned Queen, I will hold you dearly answerable.—Go, Bowyer, you have done the part of an honest man and a true subject. We will brook no mayor of the palace here.”
“Good grief, my lord.” That was her emphatic statement, “What is going on? We thought highly of you and brought you close, but it wasn't so you could block the light from our other loyal subjects. Who gave you the right to go against our orders or control our officials? I will have only one mistress in this court, and no master. Make sure that Master Bowyer faces no consequences for his duty to me, which he has carried out faithfully; for, as a Christian woman and crowned Queen, I will hold you fully responsible. —Go, Bowyer, you have acted like an honest man and a true subject. We will not tolerate a mayor of the palace here.”
Bowyer kissed the hand which she extended towards him, and withdrew to his post, astonished at the success of his own audacity. A smile of triumph pervaded the faction of Sussex; that of Leicester seemed proportionally dismayed, and the favourite himself, assuming an aspect of the deepest humility, did not even attempt a word in his own esculpation.
Bowyer kissed the hand she extended toward him and returned to his position, amazed by his own boldness. A triumphant smile spread among the Sussex group, while Leicester's faction looked equally disheartened, and the favorite himself, putting on a look of deep humility, didn’t even try to defend himself.
He acted wisely; for it was the policy of Elizabeth to humble, not to disgrace him, and it was prudent to suffer her, without opposition or reply, to glory in the exertion of her authority. The dignity of the Queen was gratified, and the woman began soon to feel for the mortification which she had imposed on her favourite. Her keen eye also observed the secret looks of congratulation exchanged amongst those who favoured Sussex, and it was no part of her policy to give either party a decisive triumph.
He acted wisely; Elizabeth's strategy was to keep him humble, not to humiliate him, and it was smart to let her, without any challenge or response, take pride in using her authority. This pleased the Queen, but soon she started to feel the embarrassment she had caused her favorite. Her sharp eye also noticed the covert looks of congratulations shared among those who supported Sussex, and it was not her strategy to let either side have a clear victory.
“What I say to my Lord of Leicester,” she said, after a moment's pause, “I say also to you, my Lord of Sussex. You also must needs ruffle in the court of England, at the head of a faction of your own?”
“What I say to my Lord of Leicester,” she said after a brief pause, “I also say to you, my Lord of Sussex. You too must stand out in the court of England, leading a faction of your own?”
“My followers, gracious Princess,” said Sussex, “have indeed ruffled in your cause in Ireland, in Scotland, and against yonder rebellious Earls in the north. I am ignorant that—”
“My followers, gracious Princess,” said Sussex, “have truly stirred things up for you in Ireland, in Scotland, and against those rebellious Earls up north. I’m not aware that—”
“Do you bandy looks and words with me, my lord?” said the Queen, interrupting him; “methinks you might learn of my Lord of Leicester the modesty to be silent, at least, under our censure. I say, my lord, that my grandfather and my father, in their wisdom, debarred the nobles of this civilized land from travelling with such disorderly retinues; and think you, that because I wear a coif, their sceptre has in my hand been changed into a distaff? I tell you, no king in Christendom will less brook his court to be cumbered, his people oppressed, and his kingdom's peace disturbed, by the arrogance of overgrown power, than she who now speaks with you.—My Lord of Leicester, and you, my Lord of Sussex, I command you both to be friends with each other; or by the crown I wear, you shall find an enemy who will be too strong for both of you!”
“Are you exchanging glances and words with me, my lord?” said the Queen, interrupting him. “I think you could learn from my Lord of Leicester the courtesy of keeping silent, at least under our scrutiny. I say, my lord, that my grandfather and my father, in their wisdom, prohibited the nobles of this civilized land from traveling with such unruly entourages; and do you think that just because I wear a coif, their scepter in my hand has turned into a distaff? I tell you, no king in Christendom will tolerate his court being cluttered, his people oppressed, and the peace of his kingdom disturbed by the arrogance of excessive power more than she who is speaking to you now. —My Lord of Leicester, and you, my Lord of Sussex, I command you both to be friends with each other; or by the crown I wear, you will find an enemy who will be too strong for both of you!”
“Madam,” said the Earl of Leicester, “you who are yourself the fountain of honour know best what is due to mine. I place it at your disposal, and only say that the terms on which I have stood with my Lord of Sussex have not been of my seeking; nor had he cause to think me his enemy, until he had done me gross wrong.”
“Madam,” said the Earl of Leicester, “you, who are the source of honor, know best what is owed to mine. I offer it to you and only mention that the circumstances of my relationship with my Lord of Sussex were not of my choosing; nor did he have any reason to consider me his enemy until he seriously wronged me.”
“For me, madam,” said the Earl of Sussex, “I cannot appeal from your sovereign pleasure; but I were well content my Lord of Leicester should say in what I have, as he terms it, wronged him, since my tongue never spoke the word that I would not willingly justify either on foot or horseback.
“For me, ma'am,” said the Earl of Sussex, “I can’t challenge your authority; but I’d be happy for my Lord of Leicester to explain how I, as he puts it, wronged him, since I've never said anything that I wouldn’t gladly defend either on foot or horseback.”
“And for me,” said Leicester, “always under my gracious Sovereign's pleasure, my hand shall be as ready to make good my words as that of any man who ever wrote himself Ratcliffe.”
“And for me,” said Leicester, “as long as it’s under my gracious Sovereign's pleasure, my hand will be just as ready to back up my words as any man who ever called himself Ratcliffe.”
“My lords,” said the Queen, “these are no terms for this presence; and if you cannot keep your temper, we will find means to keep both that and you close enough. Let me see you join hands, my lords, and forget your idle animosities.”
“My lords,” said the Queen, “these aren’t appropriate terms for this gathering; and if you can’t control your tempers, we’ll find a way to keep both your tempers and you in check. Let me see you shake hands, my lords, and put aside your petty grudges.”
The two rivals looked at each other with reluctant eyes, each unwilling to make the first advance to execute the Queen's will.
The two rivals stared at each other with hesitant eyes, neither willing to take the first step to carry out the Queen's orders.
“Sussex,” said Elizabeth, “I entreat—Leicester, I command you.”
“Sussex,” Elizabeth said, “I beg you—Leicester, I order you.”
Yet, so were her words accented, that the entreaty sounded like command, and the command like entreaty. They remained still and stubborn, until she raised her voice to a height which argued at once impatience and absolute command.
Yet, her words were so heavily accented that the plea sounded like a command, and the command like a plea. They stayed still and resistant until she raised her voice to a level that showed both impatience and total authority.
“Sir Henry Lee,” she said, to an officer in attendance, “have a guard in present readiness, and man a barge instantly.—My Lords of Sussex and Leicester, I bid you once more to join hands; and, God's death! he that refuses shall taste of our Tower fare ere he sees our face again. I will lower your proud hearts ere we part, and that I promise, on the word of a Queen!”
“Sir Henry Lee,” she said to an officer nearby, “have a guard ready right away and get a boat prepared immediately. My Lords of Sussex and Leicester, I urge you again to join hands; and, for goodness' sake! anyone who refuses will experience our Tower hospitality before they see us again. I will humble your proud hearts before we leave, and that I promise, on the word of a Queen!”
“The prison?” said Leicester, “might be borne, but to lose your Grace's presence were to lose light and life at once.—Here, Sussex, is my hand.”
“The prison?” said Leicester, “I could manage that, but losing your Grace’s presence would be like losing light and life all at once.—Here, Sussex, is my hand.”
“And here,” said Sussex, “is mine in truth and honesty; but—”
“And here,” said Sussex, “is mine in truth and honesty; but—”
“Nay, under favour, you shall add no more,” said the Queen. “Why, this is as it should be,” she added, looking on them more favourably; “and when you the shepherds of the people, unite to protect them, it shall be well with the flock we rule over. For, my lords, I tell you plainly, your follies and your brawls lead to strange disorders among your servants.—My Lord of Leicester, you have a gentleman in your household called Varney?”
“Please, no more,” said the Queen. “This is how it should be,” she continued, looking at them more kindly; “and when you, the shepherds of the people, come together to protect them, things will go well for the flock we oversee. For, my lords, I’ll be honest with you, your foolishness and your fighting create chaos among your servants. —My Lord of Leicester, do you have a gentleman in your household named Varney?”
“Yes, gracious madam,” replied Leicester; “I presented him to kiss your royal hand when you were last at Nonsuch.”
“Of course, my lady,” replied Leicester; “I introduced him to kiss your royal hand when you were last at Nonsuch.”
“His outside was well enough,” said the Queen, “but scarce so fair, I should have thought, as to have caused a maiden of honourable birth and hopes to barter her fame for his good looks, and become his paramour. Yet so it is; this fellow of yours hath seduced the daughter of a good old Devonshire knight, Sir Hugh Robsart of Lidcote Hall, and she hath fled with him from her father's house like a castaway.—My Lord of Leicester, are you ill, that you look so deadly pale?”
“His appearance was decent,” said the Queen, “but not so attractive, I would have thought, as to make a young woman of noble birth and ambition trade her reputation for his looks and become his lover. Yet here we are; this guy of yours has lured away the daughter of a respectable old Devonshire knight, Sir Hugh Robsart of Lidcote Hall, and she has run away with him from her father's house like a runaway. —My Lord of Leicester, are you alright, that you look so incredibly pale?”
“No, gracious madam,” said Leicester; and it required every effort he could make to bring forth these few words.
“No, kind lady,” said Leicester; and it took all his strength to say those few words.
“You are surely ill, my lord?” said Elizabeth, going towards him with hasty speech and hurried step, which indicated the deepest concern. “Call Masters—call our surgeon in ordinary.—Where be these loitering fools?—we lose the pride of our court through their negligence.—Or is it possible, Leicester,” she continued, looking on him with a very gentle aspect, “can fear of my displeasure have wrought so deeply on thee? Doubt not for a moment, noble Dudley, that we could blame THEE for the folly of thy retainer—thee, whose thoughts we know to be far otherwise employed. He that would climb the eagle's nest, my lord, cares not who are catching linnets at the foot of the precipice.”
“You're definitely unwell, my lord?” Elizabeth said, rushing toward him with an anxious tone and quick steps that showed her deep concern. “Call Masters—get our regular surgeon in here.—Where are those lazy fools?—we're losing the pride of our court because of their neglect.—Or is it possible, Leicester,” she continued, looking at him with a very gentle expression, “could the fear of my displeasure have affected you so much? Don’t doubt for a second, noble Dudley, that we could blame YOU for the foolishness of your servant—you, whose thoughts we know are focused elsewhere. He who wants to climb the eagle's nest, my lord, doesn’t care who's catching linnets at the bottom of the cliff.”
“Mark you that?” said Sussex aside to Raleigh. “The devil aids him surely; for all that would sink another ten fathom deep seems but to make him float the more easily. Had a follower of mine acted thus—”
“Did you notice that?” Sussex said to Raleigh. “The devil is definitely helping him; everything that would drag someone else down ten fathoms only seems to make him rise more easily. If one of my followers did that—”
“Peace, my good lord,” said Raleigh, “for God's sake, peace! Wait the change of the tide; it is even now on the turn.”
“Calm down, my good lord,” said Raleigh, “for God's sake, calm down! Just wait for the tide to change; it's about to turn.”
The acute observation of Raleigh, perhaps, did not deceive him; for Leicester's confusion was so great, and, indeed, for the moment, so irresistibly overwhelming, that Elizabeth, after looking at him with a wondering eye, and receiving no intelligible answer to the unusual expressions of grace and affection which had escaped from her, shot her quick glance around the circle of courtiers, and reading, perhaps, in their faces something that accorded with her own awakened suspicions, she said suddenly, “Or is there more in this than we see—or than you, my lord, wish that we should see? Where is this Varney? Who saw him?”
Raleigh's keen observation probably didn't mislead him; Leicester was so confused, and honestly, at that moment, so overwhelmingly flustered, that Elizabeth, after staring at him with a puzzled look and getting no clear answer to the unusual compliments and warmth she had expressed, quickly scanned the circle of courtiers. Reading, perhaps, something in their faces that matched her own growing suspicions, she suddenly asked, “Or is there more to this than meets the eye—or than you, my lord, want us to see? Where is this Varney? Who's seen him?”
“An it please your Grace,” said Bowyer, “it is the same against whom I this instant closed the door of the presence-room.”
“Please, Your Grace,” said Bowyer, “it's the same person I just shut out of the presence room.”
“An it please me?” repeated Elizabeth sharply, not at that moment in the humour of being pleased with anything.—“It does NOT please me that he should pass saucily into my presence, or that you should exclude from it one who came to justify himself from an accusation.”
“Does it please me?” Elizabeth repeated sharply, not in the mood to be pleased with anything at that moment. “It does NOT please me that he should confidently enter my presence, or that you should keep out someone who came to defend himself against an accusation.”
“May it please you,” answered the perplexed usher, “if I knew, in such case, how to bear myself, I would take heed—”
“Please, if I knew how to handle this situation, I would pay attention—” answered the confused usher.
“You should have reported the fellow's desire to us, Master Usher, and taken our directions. You think yourself a great man, because but now we chid a nobleman on your account; yet, after all, we hold you but as the lead-weight that keeps the door fast. Call this Varney hither instantly. There is one Tressilian also mentioned in this petition. Let them both come before us.”
“You should have told us about his intentions, Master Usher, and followed our instructions. You think you’re important because we just reprimanded a nobleman for your sake; but in reality, we see you only as the weight that keeps the door shut. Bring Varney here right away. There’s also someone named Tressilian mentioned in this petition. Have them both come before us.”
She was obeyed, and Tressilian and Varney appeared accordingly. Varney's first glance was at Leicester, his second at the Queen. In the looks of the latter there appeared an approaching storm, and in the downcast countenance of his patron he could read no directions in what way he was to trim his vessel for the encounter. He then saw Tressilian, and at once perceived the peril of the situation in which he was placed. But Varney was as bold-faced and ready-witted as he was cunning and unscrupulous—a skilful pilot in extremity, and fully conscious of the advantages which he would obtain could he extricate Leicester from his present peril, and of the ruin that yawned for himself should he fail in doing so.
She was obeyed, and Tressilian and Varney showed up as expected. Varney's first look was at Leicester, his second at the Queen. In her expression, he sensed an impending storm, and Leicester's downcast face gave him no clues on how to navigate this situation. Then he saw Tressilian and quickly realized how dangerous things had become for him. But Varney was as bold and quick-witted as he was cunning and ruthless—an adept navigator in difficult times, fully aware of the benefits he would gain if he could save Leicester from this crisis, and of the disaster that awaited him if he didn’t.
“Is it true, sirrah,” said the Queen, with one of those searching looks which few had the audacity to resist, “that you have seduced to infamy a young lady of birth and breeding, the daughter of Sir Hugh Robsart of Lidcote Hall?”
“Is it true, sir,” said the Queen, with one of those penetrating looks that few had the nerve to defy, “that you have brought shame to a young lady of high status, the daughter of Sir Hugh Robsart of Lidcote Hall?”
Varney kneeled down, and replied, with a look of the most profound contrition, “There had been some love passages betwixt him and Mistress Amy Robsart.”
Varney knelt down and said, with a look of deep regret, “There had been some romantic interactions between him and Mistress Amy Robsart.”
Leicester's flesh quivered with indignation as he heard his dependant make this avowal, and for one moment he manned himself to step forward, and, bidding farewell to the court and the royal favour, confess the whole mystery of the secret marriage. But he looked at Sussex, and the idea of the triumphant smile which would clothe his cheek upon hearing the avowal sealed his lips. “Not now, at least,” he thought, “or in this presence, will I afford him so rich a triumph.” And pressing his lips close together, he stood firm and collected, attentive to each word which Varney uttered, and determined to hide to the last the secret on which his court-favour seemed to depend. Meanwhile, the Queen proceeded in her examination of Varney.
Leicester's flesh trembled with anger as he heard his dependent make this confession, and for a moment he gathered his courage to step forward and, bidding farewell to the court and royal favor, confess the whole truth about the secret marriage. But he glanced at Sussex, and the thought of the triumphant smile that would light up his face upon hearing the confession sealed his lips. “Not now, at least,” he thought, “or in front of this crowd, will I give him such a victory.” So, pressing his lips tightly together, he stood firm and composed, paying close attention to each word Varney spoke, determined to keep the secret that seemed to be the key to his standing at court. Meanwhile, the Queen continued her questioning of Varney.
“Love passages!” said she, echoing his last words; “what passages, thou knave? and why not ask the wench's hand from her father, if thou hadst any honesty in thy love for her?”
“Love passages!” she said, repeating his last words; “what passages, you fool? And why not ask the girl's hand from her father if you had any honesty in your love for her?”
“An it please your Grace,” said Varney, still on his knees, “I dared not do so, for her father had promised her hand to a gentleman of birth and honour—I will do him justice, though I know he bears me ill-will—one Master Edmund Tressilian, whom I now see in the presence.”
“Please, Your Grace,” said Varney, still on his knees, “I didn’t dare to do that, because her father had promised her hand to a gentleman of good birth and honor—I will give him credit, even though I know he dislikes me—one Master Edmund Tressilian, whom I now see here.”
“Soh!” replied the Queen. “And what was your right to make the simple fool break her worthy father's contract, through your love PASSAGES, as your conceit and assurance terms them?”
“Wow!” replied the Queen. “And what gave you the right to make the naive fool break her admirable father's contract, through your love letters, as you call them with your arrogance and confidence?”
“Madam,” replied Varney, “it is in vain to plead the cause of human frailty before a judge to whom it is unknown, or that of love to one who never yields to the passion”—he paused an instant, and then added, in a very low and timid tone—“which she inflicts upon all others.”
“Madam,” Varney replied, “it's pointless to argue for human weakness in front of someone who doesn't understand it, or to discuss love with someone who never gives in to that feeling”—he paused for a moment, then added in a very soft and hesitant voice—“that she imposes on everyone else.”
Elizabeth tried to frown, but smiled in her own despite, as she answered, “Thou art a marvellously impudent knave. Art thou married to the girl?”
Elizabeth tried to frown, but smiled despite herself as she answered, “You are a remarkably cheeky rascal. Are you married to the girl?”
Leicester's feelings became so complicated and so painfully intense, that it seemed to him as if his life was to depend on the answer made by Varney, who, after a moment's real hesitation, answered, “Yes.”
Leicester's emotions became so complicated and painfully intense that it felt like his life depended on Varney's answer, who, after a moment of genuine hesitation, replied, “Yes.”
“Thou false villain!” said Leicester, bursting forth into rage, yet unable to add another word to the sentence which he had begun with such emphatic passion.
“ you false villain!” said Leicester, bursting into rage, yet unable to add another word to the sentence he had started with such emphatic passion.
“Nay, my lord,” said the Queen, “we will, by your leave, stand between this fellow and your anger. We have not yet done with him.—Knew your master, my Lord of Leicester, of this fair work of yours? Speak truth, I command thee, and I will be thy warrant from danger on every quarter.”
“Nah, my lord,” said the Queen, “we will, with your permission, stand between this guy and your anger. We’re not done with him yet.—Did your master, my Lord of Leicester, know about this nice little thing you’ve done? Speak the truth, I command you, and I will protect you from danger on all sides.”
“Gracious madam,” said Varney, “to speak Heaven's truth, my lord was the cause of the whole matter.”
“Kind lady,” said Varney, “to tell you the honest truth, my lord was the reason for everything.”
“Thou villain, wouldst thou betray me?” said Leicester.
“You villain, would you betray me?” said Leicester.
“Speak on,” said the Queen hastily, her cheek colouring, and her eyes sparkling, as she addressed Varney—“speak on. Here no commands are heard but mine.”
“Go ahead,” said the Queen quickly, her cheek flushing and her eyes sparkling as she spoke to Varney—“go on. Here, only my commands matter.”
“They are omnipotent, gracious madam,” replied Varney; “and to you there can be no secrets.—Yet I would not,” he added, looking around him, “speak of my master's concerns to other ears.”
“They are all-powerful, kind lady,” Varney responded; “and to you, there can be no secrets.—But I wouldn’t,” he continued, glancing around, “discuss my master's matters with anyone else.”
“Fall back, my lords,” said the Queen to those who surrounded her, “and do you speak on. What hath the Earl to do with this guilty intrigue of thine? See, fellow, that thou beliest him not!”
“Step back, my lords,” said the Queen to those around her, “and you speak on. What does the Earl have to do with your guilty scheme? Make sure you don’t lie about him!”
“Far be it from me to traduce my noble patron,” replied Varney; “yet I am compelled to own that some deep, overwhelming, yet secret feeling hath of late dwelt in my lord's mind, hath abstracted him from the cares of the household which he was wont to govern with such religious strictness, and hath left us opportunities to do follies, of which the shame, as in this case, partly falls upon our patron. Without this, I had not had means or leisure to commit the folly which has drawn on me his displeasure—the heaviest to endure by me which I could by any means incur, saving always the yet more dreaded resentment of your Grace.”
"Far be it from me to speak ill of my noble patron," Varney replied. "But I have to admit that some deep, overwhelming, yet secret feeling has recently occupied my lord's mind, pulling him away from the responsibilities of the household that he used to manage with such strictness, and giving us a chance to act foolishly, which in this case partly reflects poorly on our patron. Without this change, I wouldn’t have had the means or time to make the mistake that has earned me his displeasure—the hardest thing for me to bear, apart from the even greater fear of your Grace’s anger."
“And in this sense, and no other, hath he been accessory to thy fault?” said Elizabeth.
“And in this way, and no other, has he been involved in your mistake?” said Elizabeth.
“Surely, madam, in no other,” replied Varney; “but since somewhat hath chanced to him, he can scarce be called his own man. Look at him, madam, how pale and trembling he stands! how unlike his usual majesty of manner!—yet what has he to fear from aught I can say to your Highness? Ah! madam, since he received that fatal packet!”
“Surely, ma'am, in no other,” replied Varney; “but since something has happened to him, he can hardly be called his own man. Look at him, ma'am, how pale and shaky he is! How different from his usual confident self!—yet what does he have to fear from anything I could say to you, Your Highness? Ah! ma'am, ever since he got that fateful message!”
“What packet, and from whence?” said the Queen eagerly.
“What package, and where from?” the Queen asked eagerly.
“From whence, madam, I cannot guess; but I am so near to his person that I know he has ever since worn, suspended around his neck and next to his heart, that lock of hair which sustains a small golden jewel shaped like a heart. He speaks to it when alone—he parts not from it when he sleeps—no heathen ever worshipped an idol with such devotion.”
“From where, ma’am, I can’t say; but I’m so close to him that I know he has always worn a lock of hair around his neck, next to his heart, which holds a small golden heart-shaped jewel. He talks to it when he’s alone—he doesn’t separate from it when he sleeps—no pagan ever worshipped an idol with such devotion.”
“Thou art a prying knave to watch thy master so closely,” said Elizabeth, blushing, but not with anger; “and a tattling knave to tell over again his fooleries.—What colour might the braid of hair be that thou pratest of?”
“You're a nosy fool to watch your master so closely,” said Elizabeth, blushing, but not out of anger; “and a gossip to repeat his silly antics.—What color could the braid of hair be that you're talking about?”
Varney replied, “A poet, madam, might call it a thread from the golden web wrought by Minerva; but to my thinking it was paler than even the purest gold—more like the last parting sunbeam of the softest day of spring.”
Varney responded, “A poet, madam, might describe it as a thread from the golden web spun by Minerva; but in my view, it was paler than even the purest gold—more like the final sunbeam of the gentlest day in spring.”
“Why, you are a poet yourself, Master Varney,” said the Queen, smiling. “But I have not genius quick enough to follow your rare metaphors. Look round these ladies—is there”—(she hesitated, and endeavoured to assume an air of great indifference)—“is there here, in this presence, any lady, the colour of whose hair reminds thee of that braid? Methinks, without prying into my Lord of Leicester's amorous secrets, I would fain know what kind of locks are like the thread of Minerva's web, or the—what was it?—the last rays of the May-day sun.”
“Why, you’re a poet yourself, Master Varney,” said the Queen, smiling. “But I don't have the talent to keep up with your unique metaphors. Look around at these ladies—is there”—(she paused, trying to appear really indifferent)—“is there anyone here, in this company, whose hair color reminds you of that braid? I’d like to know, without prying into my Lord of Leicester's romantic secrets, what kind of hair looks like the thread of Minerva's web, or the—what was it?—the last rays of the May-day sun.”
Varney looked round the presence-chamber, his eye travelling from one lady to another, until at length it rested upon the Queen herself, but with an aspect of the deepest veneration. “I see no tresses,” he said, “in this presence, worthy of such similies, unless where I dare not look on them.”
Varney glanced around the audience chamber, his gaze moving from one lady to another, until it finally settled on the Queen herself, filled with the utmost respect. “I see no hair,” he said, “in this presence, worthy of such comparisons, except where I hesitate to gaze upon them.”
“How, sir knave?” said the Queen; “dare you intimate—”
“How, you scoundrel?” said the Queen; “do you dare to suggest—”
“Nay, madam,” replied Varney, shading his eyes with his hand, “it was the beams of the May-day sun that dazzled my weak eyes.”
“Nah, ma’am,” Varney replied, shading his eyes with his hand, “it was the rays of the May Day sun that blinded my weak eyes.”
“Go to—go to,” said the Queen; “thou art a foolish fellow”—and turning quickly from him she walked up to Leicester.
“Come on, come on,” said the Queen; “you’re a foolish guy”—and turning away from him quickly, she walked up to Leicester.
Intense curiosity, mingled with all the various hopes, fears, and passions which influence court faction, had occupied the presence-chamber during the Queen's conference with Varney, as if with the strength of an Eastern talisman. Men suspended every, even the slightest external motion, and would have ceased to breathe, had Nature permitted such an intermission of her functions. The atmosphere was contagious, and Leicester, who saw all around wishing or fearing his advancement or his fall forgot all that love had previously dictated, and saw nothing for the instant but the favour or disgrace which depended on the nod of Elizabeth and the fidelity of Varney. He summoned himself hastily, and prepared to play his part in the scene which was like to ensue, when, as he judged from the glances which the Queen threw towards him, Varney's communications, be they what they might, were operating in his favour. Elizabeth did not long leave him in doubt; for the more than favour with which she accosted him decided his triumph in the eyes of his rival, and of the assembled court of England. “Thou hast a prating servant of this same Varney, my lord,” she said; “it is lucky you trust him with nothing that can hurt you in our opinion, for believe me, he would keep no counsel.”
Intense curiosity, mixed with all the hopes, fears, and passions that influence court politics, filled the presence chamber during the Queen's meeting with Varney, as if it had the power of an Eastern charm. People paused every little action, and would have held their breath if nature allowed it. The atmosphere was infectious, and Leicester, who noticed everyone around him either wanting his rise or fearing his downfall, forgot everything love had previously led him to believe, seeing only the favor or disgrace reliant on Elizabeth's nod and Varney's loyalty. He quickly gathered himself and got ready to play his part in the upcoming scene, when he judged from the glances the Queen gave him that Varney’s words were working in his favor. Elizabeth didn’t keep him guessing for long; the more than friendly way she addressed him secured his victory in the eyes of his rival and the gathered court of England. “You have a rather talkative servant in this Varney, my lord,” she said; “it’s fortunate that you trust him with nothing that could harm you in our eyes, for believe me, he wouldn’t keep a secret.”
“From your Highness,” said Leicester, dropping gracefully on one knee, “it were treason he should. I would that my heart itself lay before you, barer than the tongue of any servant could strip it.”
“From your Highness,” said Leicester, gracefully dropping to one knee, “it would be treason for him to do so. I wish that my very heart was laid out before you, more exposed than any servant's words could reveal.”
“What, my lord,” said Elizabeth, looking kindly upon him, “is there no one little corner over which you would wish to spread a veil? Ah! I see you are confused at the question, and your Queen knows she should not look too deeply into her servants' motives for their faithful duty, lest she see what might, or at least ought to, displease her.”
“What, my lord,” said Elizabeth, looking at him kindly, “is there not one small corner you would want to cover up? Ah! I can see you’re taken aback by the question, and your Queen knows she shouldn’t dig too deeply into her servants’ reasons for their loyalty, or she might discover something that would upset her.”
Relieved by these last words, Leicester broke out into a torrent of expressions of deep and passionate attachment, which perhaps, at that moment, were not altogether fictitious. The mingled emotions which had at first overcome him had now given way to the energetic vigour with which he had determined to support his place in the Queen's favour; and never did he seem to Elizabeth more eloquent, more handsome, more interesting, than while, kneeling at her feet, he conjured her to strip him of all his power, but to leave him the name of her servant.—“Take from the poor Dudley,” he exclaimed, “all that your bounty has made him, and bid him be the poor gentleman he was when your Grace first shone on him; leave him no more than his cloak and his sword, but let him still boast he has—what in word or deed he never forfeited—the regard of his adored Queen and mistress!”
Relieved by those last words, Leicester burst into a stream of deep and passionate expressions of affection, which, at that moment, felt genuine. The mixed emotions that had initially overwhelmed him were now replaced by the determined energy with which he aimed to secure his position in the Queen's favor; and he had never appeared to Elizabeth as more eloquent, more handsome, or more captivating than when, kneeling at her feet, he begged her to take away all his power but allow him to keep the title of her servant. “Take from the poor Dudley,” he exclaimed, “everything that your generosity has given him, and tell him to go back to being the humble gentleman he was when your Grace first smiled upon him; leave him nothing but his cloak and his sword, but let him still claim he has—what he has never lost in word or deed—the love of his cherished Queen and mistress!”
“No, Dudley!” said Elizabeth, raising him with one hand, while she extended the other that he might kiss it. “Elizabeth hath not forgotten that, whilst you were a poor gentleman, despoiled of your hereditary rank, she was as poor a princess, and that in her cause you then ventured all that oppression had left you—your life and honour. Rise, my lord, and let my hand go—rise, and be what you have ever been, the grace of our court and the support of our throne! Your mistress may be forced to chide your misdemeanours, but never without owning your merits.—And so help me God,” she added, turning to the audience, who, with various feelings, witnessed this interesting scene—“so help me God, gentlemen, as I think never sovereign had a truer servant than I have in this noble Earl!”
“No, Dudley!” Elizabeth said, lifting him with one hand while extending the other for him to kiss. “Elizabeth hasn’t forgotten that when you were a poor gentleman, stripped of your noble title, she was just as poor a princess, and that for her sake you risked everything oppression had left you—your life and honor. Stand up, my lord, and let my hand go—stand up, and be what you’ve always been, the pride of our court and the strength of our throne! Your mistress might have to scold you for your mistakes, but she will never do so without acknowledging your worth. —And so help me God,” she added, turning to the audience, who watched this touching scene with a mix of emotions—“so help me God, gentlemen, I believe no sovereign ever had a truer servant than I have in this noble Earl!”
A murmur of assent rose from the Leicestrian faction, which the friends of Sussex dared not oppose. They remained with their eyes fixed on the ground, dismayed as well as mortified by the public and absolute triumph of their opponents. Leicester's first use of the familiarity to which the Queen had so publicly restored him was to ask her commands concerning Varney's offence, “although,” he said, “the fellow deserves nothing from me but displeasure, yet, might I presume to intercede—”
A murmur of agreement came from the Leicester supporters, which the Sussex friends didn’t dare challenge. They stared at the ground, both disheartened and embarrassed by the public and total victory of their rivals. Leicester’s first move in taking advantage of the closeness the Queen had so openly given him was to ask her what she wanted regarding Varney's wrongdoing. “Even though,” he said, “the guy deserves nothing but my anger, still, if I may be bold enough to ask—”
“In truth, we had forgotten his matter,” said the Queen; “and it was ill done of us, who owe justice to our meanest as well as to our highest subject. We are pleased, my lord, that you were the first to recall the matter to our memory.—Where is Tressilian, the accuser?—let him come before us.”
“In truth, we had overlooked his case,” said the Queen; “and it was wrong of us, who owe justice to everyone, no matter how humble or exalted. We are glad, my lord, that you were the first to remind us. —Where is Tressilian, the accuser? —Let him come before us.”
Tressilian appeared, and made a low and beseeming reference. His person, as we have elsewhere observed, had an air of grace and even of nobleness, which did not escape Queen Elizabeth's critical observation. She looked at him with, attention as he stood before her unabashed, but with an air of the deepest dejection.
Tressilian showed up and gave a polite bow. As we've noted before, he carried himself with a certain grace and even nobility that caught the keen eye of Queen Elizabeth. She stared at him intently as he stood there, unflinching but clearly filled with deep sadness.
“I cannot but grieve for this gentleman,” she said to Leicester. “I have inquired concerning him, and his presence confirms what I heard, that he is a scholar and a soldier, well accomplished both in arts and arms. We women, my lord, are fanciful in our choice—I had said now, to judge by the eye, there was no comparison to be held betwixt your follower and this gentleman. But Varney is a well-spoken fellow, and, to say truth, that goes far with us of the weaker sex.—look you, Master Tressilian, a bolt lost is not a bow broken. Your true affection, as I will hold it to be, hath been, it seems, but ill requited; but you have scholarship, and you know there have been false Cressidas to be found, from the Trojan war downwards. Forget, good sir, this Lady Light o' Love—teach your affection to see with a wiser eye. This we say to you, more from the writings of learned men than our own knowledge, being, as we are, far removed by station and will from the enlargement of experience in such idle toys of humorous passion. For this dame's father, we can make his grief the less by advancing his son-in-law to such station as may enable him to give an honourable support to his bride. Thou shalt not be forgotten thyself, Tressilian—follow our court, and thou shalt see that a true Troilus hath some claim on our grace. Think of what that arch-knave Shakespeare says—a plague on him, his toys come into my head when I should think of other matters. Stay, how goes it?
“I can’t help but feel sorry for this guy,” she said to Leicester. “I’ve looked into him, and his presence confirms what I heard—that he’s both a scholar and a soldier, skilled in both knowledge and combat. We women, my lord, can be a bit whimsical in our choices—I’d say that, just by appearances, there’s no comparison between your follower and this man. But Varney is smooth-talking, and honestly, that means a lot to us women. Look, Master Tressilian, losing a bolt doesn’t mean the bow is broken. Your true feelings, which I believe them to be, have been poorly returned; but you have education, and you know there have always been false Cressidas, right from the Trojan War and beyond. Forget about this Lady Light o' Love—train your affection to see more wisely. We say this, more influenced by what learned men have written than by our own knowledge, since we are, after all, quite distant from the richness of experience in such fleeting passions. As for this lady’s father, we can ease his grief by promoting his son-in-law to a position that allows him to provide a respectable life for his bride. You won’t be forgotten, Tressilian—stay close to our court, and you’ll see that a true Troilus has some claim to our favor. Think of what that clever Shakespeare says—a plague on him, his thoughts pop into my head when I should be thinking about other things. Wait, what’s going on?
'Cressid was yours, tied with the bonds of heaven;
These bonds of heaven are slipt, dissolved, and loosed,
And with another knot five fingers tied,
The fragments of her faith are bound to Diomed.'
'Cressid was yours, bound by the ties of destiny;
These ties of destiny have broken, dissolved, and fallen apart,
And with another bond secured by five fingers,
The pieces of her loyalty are now tied to Diomed.'
You smile, my Lord of Southampton—perchance I make your player's verse halt through my bad memory. But let it suffice let there be no more of this mad matter.”
You smile, my Lord of Southampton—maybe I mess up your actor's lines because of my poor memory. But let’s leave this crazy topic behind.
And as Tressilian kept the posture of one who would willingly be heard, though, at the same time, expressive of the deepest reverence, the Queen added with some impatience, “What would the man have? The wench cannot wed both of you? She has made her election—not a wise one perchance—but she is Varney's wedded wife.”
And as Tressilian maintained a stance that suggested he wanted to be listened to, while also showing deep respect, the Queen, sounding somewhat impatient, replied, “What does the man want? The girl can't marry both of you. She’s made her choice—not a wise one perhaps—but she is Varney's wife.”
“My suit should sleep there, most gracious Sovereign,” said Tressilian, “and with my suit my revenge. But I hold this Varney's word no good warrant for the truth.”
“My case should rest there, most gracious Sovereign,” said Tressilian, “and with my case my revenge. But I don't consider Varney's word to be a good guarantee of the truth.”
“Had that doubt been elsewhere urged,” answered Varney, “my sword—”
“Had that doubt been raised anywhere else,” Varney replied, “my sword—”
“THY sword!” interrupted Tressilian scornfully; “with her Grace's leave, my sword shall show—”
“YOUR sword!” interrupted Tressilian scornfully; “with her Grace's permission, my sword will show—”
“Peace, you knaves, both!” said the Queen; “know you where you are?—This comes of your feuds, my lords,” she added, looking towards Leicester and Sussex; “your followers catch your own humour, and must bandy and brawl in my court and in my very presence, like so many Matamoros.—Look you, sirs, he that speaks of drawing swords in any other quarrel than mine or England's, by mine honour, I'll bracelet him with iron both on wrist and ankle!” She then paused a minute, and resumed in a milder tone, “I must do justice betwixt the bold and mutinous knaves notwithstanding.—My Lord of Leicester, will you warrant with your honour—that is, to the best of your belief—that your servant speaks truth in saying he hath married this Amy Robsart?”
“Enough, you fools, both of you!” said the Queen. “Do you even realize where you are? This is what comes from your feuds, my lords,” she added, looking at Leicester and Sussex. “Your followers pick up your bad attitudes and bicker and fight in my court and in front of me, like a bunch of brutes. Listen, gentlemen, if anyone talks about drawing swords for any reason other than mine or England's, by my honor, I'll have him in chains on both wrists and ankles!” She then paused for a moment and continued in a softer tone, “I must still administer justice between these bold and rebellious fools. My Lord of Leicester, can you assure me, with your honor—that is, to the best of your knowledge—that your servant is telling the truth when he says he has married this Amy Robsart?”
This was a home-thrust, and had nearly staggered Leicester. But he had now gone too far to recede, and answered, after a moment's hesitation, “To the best of my belief—indeed on my certain knowledge—she is a wedded wife.”
This was a direct hit, and it nearly threw Leicester off balance. But he had come too far to back down now, and after a brief pause, he replied, “As far as I know—actually, I’m certain—she is married.”
“Gracious madam,” said Tressilian, “may I yet request to know, when and under what circumstances this alleged marriage—”
“Gracious madam,” said Tressilian, “may I still ask to know when and under what circumstances this supposed marriage—”
“Out, sirrah,” answered the Queen; “ALLEGED marriage! Have you not the word of this illustrious Earl to warrant the truth of what his servant says? But thou art a loser—thinkest thyself such at least—and thou shalt have indulgence; we will look into the matter ourself more at leisure.—My Lord of Leicester, I trust you remember we mean to taste the good cheer of your Castle of Kenilworth on this week ensuing. We will pray you to bid our good and valued friend, the Earl of Sussex, to hold company with us there.”
“Get out of here,” replied the Queen. “ALLEGED marriage! Don’t you have the word of this distinguished Earl to back up what his servant says? But you’re a loser—at least you think you are—and you’ll get some leeway; we’ll look into this ourselves later. My Lord of Leicester, I hope you remember we plan to enjoy the fine hospitality at your Castle of Kenilworth next week. Please invite our good and valued friend, the Earl of Sussex, to join us there.”
“If the noble Earl of Sussex,” said Leicester, bowing to his rival with the easiest and with the most graceful courtesy, “will so far honour my poor house, I will hold it an additional proof of the amicable regard it is your Grace's desire we should entertain towards each other.”
“If the esteemed Earl of Sussex,” said Leicester, bowing to his rival with the utmost ease and grace, “honors my humble abode, I will consider it another sign of the friendly feelings that Your Grace wishes us to have for one another.”
Sussex was more embarrassed. “I should,” said he, “madam, be but a clog on your gayer hours, since my late severe illness.”
Sussex was more uncomfortable. “I should,” he said, “madam, just be a burden on your happier times, considering my recent serious illness.”
“And have you been indeed so very ill?” said Elizabeth, looking on him with more attention than before; “you are, in faith, strangely altered, and deeply am I grieved to see it. But be of good cheer—we will ourselves look after the health of so valued a servant, and to whom we owe so much. Masters shall order your diet; and that we ourselves may see that he is obeyed, you must attend us in this progress to Kenilworth.”
“And have you really been that sick?” said Elizabeth, looking at him with more focus than before; “you’ve changed quite a bit, and it honestly saddens me to see it. But cheer up—we’ll take care of the health of such a valued servant, to whom we owe so much. The masters will manage your meals; and so we can make sure you’re taken care of, you must join us on this trip to Kenilworth.”
This was said so peremptorily, and at the same time with so much kindness, that Sussex, however unwilling to become the guest of his rival, had no resource but to bow low to the Queen in obedience to her commands, and to express to Leicester, with blunt courtesy, though mingled with embarrassment, his acceptance of his invitation. As the Earls exchanged compliments on the occasion, the Queen said to her High Treasurer, “Methinks, my lord, the countenances of these our two noble peers resemble those of the two famed classic streams, the one so dark and sad, the other so fair and noble. My old Master Ascham would have chid me for forgetting the author. It is Caesar, as I think. See what majestic calmness sits on the brow of the noble Leicester, while Sussex seems to greet him as if he did our will indeed, but not willingly.”
This was said so directly, yet with such kindness, that Sussex, although reluctant to be the guest of his rival, had no choice but to bow graciously to the Queen in obedience to her wishes and to express to Leicester, with blunt politeness mixed with embarrassment, his acceptance of the invitation. As the Earls exchanged pleasantries on the occasion, the Queen said to her High Treasurer, “I think, my lord, the expressions on the faces of our two noble peers remind me of the two famous classic rivers, one so dark and sad, the other so fair and noble. My old Master Ascham would have scolded me for forgetting the author. It’s Caesar, if I’m not mistaken. Look at the majestic calmness that rests on the brow of the noble Leicester, while Sussex seems to be greeting him as if he were carrying out our wishes, but not willingly.”
“The doubt of your Majesty's favour,” answered the Lord Treasurer, “may perchance occasion the difference, which does not—as what does?—escape your Grace's eye.”
“The uncertainty of your Majesty's favor,” replied the Lord Treasurer, “might cause the disagreement, which doesn’t—as anything does?—go unnoticed by your Grace.”
“Such doubt were injurious to us, my lord,” replied the Queen. “We hold both to be near and dear to us, and will with impartiality employ both in honourable service for the weal of our kingdom. But we will break their further conference at present.—My Lords of Sussex and Leicester, we have a word more with you. 'Tressilian and Varney are near your persons—you will see that they attend you at Kenilworth. And as we shall then have both Paris and Menelaus within our call, so we will have the same fair Helen also, whose fickleness has caused this broil.—Varney, thy wife must be at Kenilworth, and forthcoming at my order.—My Lord of Leicester, we expect you will look to this.”
“Such doubt would be harmful to us, my lord,” replied the Queen. “We cherish both and will equally assign them to honorable service for the good of our kingdom. But we will end their discussion for now.—My Lords of Sussex and Leicester, we have one more thing to discuss with you. 'Tressilian and Varney are close to you—you will ensure they are with you at Kenilworth. And since we will then have both Paris and Menelaus at our disposal, we will also have the same beautiful Helen, whose capriciousness has stirred this trouble.—Varney, your wife must be at Kenilworth and available at my command.—My Lord of Leicester, we expect you to attend to this.”
The Earl and his follower bowed low and raised their heads, without daring to look at the Queen, or at each other, for both felt at the instant as if the nets and toils which their own falsehood had woven were in the act of closing around them. The Queen, however, observed not their confusion, but proceeded to say, “My Lords of Sussex and Leicester, we require your presence at the privy-council to be presently held, where matters of importance are to be debated. We will then take the water for our divertisement, and you, my lords, will attend us.—And that reminds us of a circumstance.—Do you, Sir Squire of the Soiled Cassock” (distinguishing Raleigh by a smile), “fail not to observe that you are to attend us on our progress. You shall be supplied with suitable means to reform your wardrobe.”
The Earl and his companion bowed low and lifted their heads, not daring to look at the Queen or each other, as both felt in that moment that the traps their own deceit had set were closing in on them. However, the Queen didn’t notice their discomfort and continued, “My Lords of Sussex and Leicester, we need you at the privy council that will be held shortly, where important matters will be discussed. After that, we’ll go out on the water for some leisure, and you, my lords, will join us.—And that reminds us of something.—You, Sir Squire of the Soiled Cassock” (giving Raleigh a smile), “should remember that you need to join us on our outing. We’ll make sure you have the means to fix your wardrobe.”
And so terminated this celebrated audience, in which, as throughout her life, Elizabeth united the occasional caprice of her sex with that sense and sound policy in which neither man nor woman ever excelled her.
And so ended this famous meeting, in which, as throughout her life, Elizabeth combined the occasional whims of her gender with a level of common sense and solid strategy that neither man nor woman ever surpassed.
CHAPTER XVII.
Well, then—our course is chosen—spread the sail—
Heave oft the lead, and mark the soundings well—
Look to the helm, good master—many a shoal
Marks this stern coast, and rocks, where sits the Siren,
Who, like ambition, lures men to their ruin.—THE SHIPWRECK.
Well, then—our path is set—hoist the sail—
Take soundings, and keep an eye on the depths—
Steer carefully, good captain—there are many shallow spots
Along this treacherous coast, and rocks where the Siren waits,
Who, like ambition, draws people to their downfall.—THE SHIPWRECK.
During the brief interval that took place betwixt the dismissal of the audience and the sitting of the privy-council, Leicester had time to reflect that he had that morning sealed his own fate. “It was impossible for him now,” he thought, “after having, in the face of all that was honourable in England, pledged his truth (though in an ambiguous phrase) for the statement of Varney, to contradict or disavow it, without exposing himself, not merely to the loss of court-favour, but to the highest displeasure of the Queen, his deceived mistress, and to the scorn and contempt at once of his rival and of all his compeers.” This certainty rushed at once on his mind, together with all the difficulties which he would necessarily be exposed to in preserving a secret which seemed now equally essential to his safety, to his power, and to his honour. He was situated like one who walks upon ice ready to give way around him, and whose only safety consists in moving onwards, by firm and unvacillating steps. The Queen's favour, to preserve which he had made such sacrifices, must now be secured by all means and at all hazards; it was the only plank which he could cling to in the tempest. He must settle himself, therefore, to the task of not only preserving, but augmenting the Queen's partiality—he must be the favourite of Elizabeth, or a man utterly shipwrecked in fortune and in honour. All other considerations must be laid aside for the moment, and he repelled the intrusive thoughts which forced on his mind the image of, Amy, by saying to himself there would be time to think hereafter how he was to escape from the labyrinth ultimately, since the pilot who sees a Scylla under his bows must not for the time think of the more distant dangers of Charybdis.
During the short time between the audience's dismissal and the meeting of the privy council, Leicester had a moment to realize that he had sealed his own fate that morning. "It’s impossible for me now," he thought, "after having, in front of everyone honorable in England, pledged my word (though in a somewhat unclear way) for Varney's statement, to go back on it without exposing myself not just to losing the court's favor, but to the Queen’s highest displeasure, my deceived mistress, along with the scorn and contempt of my rival and all my peers." This certainty hit him all at once, along with the many challenges he would face in keeping a secret that now seemed essential to his safety, power, and honor. He felt like someone walking on ice that was ready to crack beneath him, where his only safety lay in moving forward with firm and unwavering steps. The Queen's favor, which he had sacrificed so much to maintain, had to be secured by any means necessary; it was the only lifeline he could hold onto in the storm. He had to commit to not just preserving, but increasing the Queen's favor—he needed to be Elizabeth's favorite, or he would be completely wrecked in fortune and honor. All other concerns had to be set aside for the moment, and he pushed away the intrusive thoughts of Amy by telling himself there would be time later to figure out how to escape the labyrinth, since a pilot who sees a dangerous obstacle ahead must not, for now, focus on the distant dangers behind.
In this mood the Earl of Leicester that day assumed his chair at the council table of Elizabeth; and when the hours of business were over, in this same mood did he occupy an honoured place near her during her pleasure excursion on the Thames. And never did he display to more advantage his powers as a politician of the first rank, or his parts as an accomplished courtier.
In this mood, the Earl of Leicester took his seat at the council table with Elizabeth that day; and when the business hours ended, he occupied an esteemed position next to her during her leisure trip on the Thames, also in this same mood. He never showed off his skills as a top-tier politician or his abilities as a refined courtier more impressively than then.
It chanced that in that day's council matters were agitated touching the affairs of the unfortunate Mary, the seventh year of whose captivity in England was now in doleful currency. There had been opinions in favour of this unhappy princess laid before Elizabeth's council, and supported with much strength of argument by Sussex and others, who dwelt more upon the law of nations and the breach of hospitality than, however softened or qualified, was agreeable to the Queen's ear. Leicester adopted the contrary opinion with great animation and eloquence, and described the necessity of continuing the severe restraint of the Queen of Scots, as a measure essential to the safety of the kingdom, and particularly of Elizabeth's sacred person, the lightest hair of whose head, he maintained, ought, in their lordships' estimation, to be matter of more deep and anxious concern than the life and fortunes of a rival, who, after setting up a vain and unjust pretence to the throne of England, was now, even while in the bosom of her country, the constant hope and theme of encouragement to all enemies to Elizabeth, whether at home or abroad. He ended by craving pardon of their lordships, if in the zeal of speech he had given any offence, but the Queen's safety was a theme which hurried him beyond his usual moderation of debate.
It happened that during the council that day, there were heated discussions regarding the situation of the unfortunate Mary, who had now spent seven sorrowful years in captivity in England. Opinions favorable to this unhappy princess had been presented before Elizabeth's council, strongly supported by Sussex and others, who focused more on the law of nations and the breach of hospitality, which was not particularly pleasing to the Queen. Leicester took the opposing view with great enthusiasm and eloquence, emphasizing the need to maintain strict control over the Queen of Scots as essential for the safety of the kingdom and especially for Elizabeth's sacred person. He argued that even the tiniest hair on her head should be of greater concern to them than the life and fortunes of a rival, who had made a vain and unjust claim to the English throne and was now, even while in her own country, a continual source of hope and encouragement for all of Elizabeth's enemies, both at home and abroad. He concluded by asking for forgiveness from their lordships if he had caused any offense in his passionate speech, as the Queen's safety was a topic that pushed him beyond his usual level of moderation in debate.
Elizabeth chid him, but not severely, for the weight which he attached unduly to her personal interests; yet she owned that, since it had been the pleasure of Heaven to combine those interests with the weal of her subjects, she did only her duty when she adopted such measures of self-preservation as circumstances forced upon her; and if the council in their wisdom should be of opinion that it was needful to continue some restraint on the person of her unhappy sister of Scotland, she trusted they would not blame her if she requested of the Countess of Shrewsbury to use her with as much kindness as might be consistent with her safe keeping. And with this intimation of her pleasure the council was dismissed.
Elizabeth scolded him, but not harshly, for putting too much emphasis on her personal interests; still, she acknowledged that since it was Heaven’s will to connect those interests with the well-being of her people, she was simply doing her duty by taking the necessary measures for her own safety as circumstances dictated. If the council decided it was necessary to keep some restrictions on her unfortunate sister from Scotland, she hoped they wouldn’t blame her for asking the Countess of Shrewsbury to treat her with as much kindness as possible while still ensuring her safety. With this note of her wishes, the council was dismissed.
Never was more anxious and ready way made for “my Lord of Leicester,” than as he passed through the crowded anterooms to go towards the river-side, in order to attend her Majesty to her barge—never was the voice of the ushers louder, to “make room, make room for the noble Earl”—never were these signals more promptly and reverently obeyed—never were more anxious eyes turned on him to obtain a glance of favour, or even of mere recognition, while the heart of many a humble follower throbbed betwixt the desire to offer his congratulations, and the fear of intruding himself on the notice of one so infinitely above him. The whole court considered the issue of this day's audience, expected with so much doubt and anxiety, as a decisive triumph on the part of Leicester, and felt assured that the orb of his rival satellite, if not altogether obscured by his lustre, must revolve hereafter in a dimmer and more distant sphere. So thought the court and courtiers, from high to low; and they acted accordingly.
Never was there a more anxious and eager atmosphere for "my Lord of Leicester" than when he walked through the packed anterooms heading toward the riverbank to accompany Her Majesty to her barge—never was the shout of the ushers louder, proclaiming, "Make way, make way for the noble Earl"—never were these calls more quickly and respectfully followed—never were more hopeful eyes fixed on him seeking a sign of favor, or even just a simple acknowledgment, while the hearts of many humble followers raced between the urge to offer their congratulations and the fear of imposing on someone so far above them. The entire court viewed the outcome of today's audience, awaited with so much doubt and concern, as a definitive victory for Leicester, and believed that the influence of his rival, if not completely overshadowed by his brilliance, would now revolve in a fainter and more remote orbit. Such was the sentiment among the court and courtiers, from the highest to the lowest; and they acted accordingly.
On the other hand, never did Leicester return the general greeting with such ready and condescending courtesy, or endeavour more successfully to gather (in the words of one who at that moment stood at no great distance from him) “golden opinions from all sorts of men.”
On the other hand, Leicester never responded to the general greeting with such prompt and condescending politeness, nor did he try harder to collect (in the words of someone who was standing not far from him at that moment) “golden opinions from all kinds of people.”
For all the favourite Earl had a bow a smile at least, and often a kind word. Most of these were addressed to courtiers, whose names have long gone down the tide of oblivion; but some, to such as sound strangely in our ears, when connected with the ordinary matters of human life, above which the gratitude of posterity has long elevated them. A few of Leicester's interlocutory sentences ran as follows:—
For all his favorites, the Earl always had a smile and often a kind word. Most of these were directed at courtiers, whose names have faded into memory; but some were directed at those whose names sound strange to us now when linked with the everyday affairs of human life, which posterity has long elevated them above. A few of Leicester's comments went like this:—
“Poynings, good morrow; and how does your wife and fair daughter? Why come they not to court?—Adams, your suit is naught; the Queen will grant no more monopolies. But I may serve you in another matter.—My good Alderman Aylford, the suit of the City, affecting Queenhithe, shall be forwarded as far as my poor interest can serve.—Master Edmund Spenser, touching your Irish petition, I would willingly aid you, from my love to the Muses; but thou hast nettled the Lord Treasurer.”
“Poynings, good morning; how are your wife and lovely daughter? Why aren’t they coming to court?—Adams, your request isn’t going to work; the Queen isn’t giving out any more monopolies. But I might be able to help you with something else.—My good Alderman Aylford, I’ll push forward the City’s case regarding Queenhithe as much as I can help.—Master Edmund Spenser, regarding your petition about Ireland, I would gladly assist you, out of my love for the Muses; but you’ve annoyed the Lord Treasurer.”
“My lord,” said the poet, “were I permitted to explain—”
“My lord,” said the poet, “if I could explain—”
“Come to my lodging, Edmund,” answered the Earl “not to-morrow, or next day, but soon.—Ha, Will Shakespeare—wild Will!—thou hast given my nephew Philip Sidney, love-powder; he cannot sleep without thy Venus and Adonis under his pillow! We will have thee hanged for the veriest wizard in Europe. Hark thee, mad wag, I have not forgotten thy matter of the patent, and of the bears.”
“Come to my place, Edmund,” replied the Earl, “not tomorrow or the next day, but soon. — Ah, Will Shakespeare—crazy Will!—you’ve given my nephew Philip Sidney love-potion; he can’t sleep without your Venus and Adonis under his pillow! We’ll have you hanged for the biggest sorcerer in Europe. Listen here, you funny trickster, I haven’t forgotten about your business with the patent and the bears.”
The PLAYER bowed, and the Earl nodded and passed on—so that age would have told the tale; in ours, perhaps, we might say the immortal had done homage to the mortal. The next whom the favourite accosted was one of his own zealous dependants.
The PLAYER bowed, and the Earl nodded and moved on—so that age would have told the story; in our time, we might say the immortal had paid respect to the mortal. The next person the favorite approached was one of his own loyal followers.
“How now, Sir Francis Denning,” he whispered, in answer to his exulting salutation, “that smile hath made thy face shorter by one-third than when I first saw it this morning.—What, Master Bowyer, stand you back, and think you I bear malice? You did but your duty this morning; and if I remember aught of the passage betwixt us, it shall be in thy favour.”
“How’s it going, Sir Francis Denning?” he whispered in response to his happy greeting, “that smile has made your face a third shorter than when I first saw you this morning.—What about you, Master Bowyer? Are you standing back, thinking I hold a grudge? You were just doing your job this morning, and if I remember anything about our interaction, it will be in your favor.”
Then the Earl was approached, with several fantastic congees, by a person quaintly dressed in a doublet of black velvet, curiously slashed and pinked with crimson satin. A long cock's feather in the velvet bonnet, which he held in his hand, and an enormous ruff; stiffened to the extremity of the absurd taste of the times, joined with a sharp, lively, conceited expression of countenance, seemed to body forth a vain, harebrained coxcomb, and small wit; while the rod he held, and an assumption of formal authority, appeared to express some sense of official consequence, which qualified the natural pertness of his manner. A perpetual blush, which occupied rather the sharp nose than the thin cheek of this personage, seemed to speak more of “good life,” as it was called, than of modesty; and the manner in which he approached to the Earl confirmed that suspicion.
Then the Earl was approached by a person dressed in a surprisingly stylish black velvet doublet, intricately slashed and trimmed with crimson satin. A long cock's feather in the velvet hat that he held in his hand and an enormous ruff, stiffened to the peak of the absurd fashion of the time, combined with a sharp, lively, self-satisfied expression, made him look like a vain, reckless dandy with little intelligence. However, the rod he carried and his formal demeanor suggested some sense of official importance that softened his naturally cheeky attitude. A constant blush that mostly highlighted his sharp nose rather than his thin cheeks seemed to indicate more about indulgence, as it was called, than modesty; and the way he approached the Earl confirmed that assumption.
“Good even to you, Master Robert Laneham,” said Leicester, and seemed desirous to pass forward, without further speech.
“Good evening to you, Master Robert Laneham,” said Leicester, seeming eager to move on without saying anything more.
“I have a suit to your noble lordship,” said the figure, boldly following him.
“I have a suit for you, my noble lord,” said the figure, confidently following him.
“And what is it, good master keeper of the council-chamber door?”
“And what is it, good master keeper of the council chamber door?”
“CLERK of the council-chamber door,” said Master Robert Laneham, with emphasis, by way of reply, and of correction.
“CLERK of the council-chamber door,” said Master Robert Laneham, emphasizing his response and correction.
“Well, qualify thine office as thou wilt, man,” replied the Earl; “what wouldst thou have with me?”
“Well, define your role however you want, man,” replied the Earl; “what do you want with me?”
“Simply,” answered Laneham, “that your lordship would be, as heretofore, my good lord, and procure me license to attend the Summer Progress unto your lordship's most beautiful and all-to-be-unmatched Castle of Kenilworth.”
“Simply,” answered Laneham, “that you would, as you have before, my good lord, get me permission to join the Summer Progress to your lordship's stunning and unmatched Castle of Kenilworth.”
“To what purpose, good Master Laneham?” replied the Earl; “bethink you, my guests must needs be many.”
“To what purpose, good Master Laneham?” replied the Earl; “think about it, I must have many guests.”
“Not so many,” replied the petitioner, “but that your nobleness will willingly spare your old servitor his crib and his mess. Bethink you, my lord, how necessary is this rod of mine to fright away all those listeners, who else would play at bo-peep with the honourable council, and be searching for keyholes and crannies in the door of the chamber, so as to render my staff as needful as a fly-flap in a butcher's shop.”
“Not too many,” the petitioner replied, “but I hope you’ll kindly let your old servant keep his bed and his meals. Think about it, my lord, how essential this stick of mine is to scare off all those eavesdroppers, who would otherwise peek in on the honorable council, trying to find keyholes and cracks in the door of the chamber, making my staff as necessary as a fly swatter in a butcher's shop.”
“Methinks you have found out a fly-blown comparison for the honourable council, Master Laneham,” said the Earl; “but seek not about to justify it. Come to Kenilworth, if you list; there will be store of fools there besides, and so you will be fitted.”
“Methinks you have found out a fly-blown comparison for the honorable council, Master Laneham,” said the Earl; “but don’t bother trying to justify it. Come to Kenilworth if you want; there will be plenty of fools there too, so you’ll fit right in.”
“Nay, an there be fools, my lord,” replied Laneham, with much glee, “I warrant I will make sport among them, for no greyhound loves to cote a hare as I to turn and course a fool. But I have another singular favour to beseech of your honour.”
“Nah, if there are fools, my lord,” replied Laneham, with much delight, “I guarantee I’ll have fun with them, for no greyhound loves to chase a hare like I love to turn and pursue a fool. But I have one more special favor to ask of your honor.”
“Speak it, and let me go,” said the Earl; “I think the Queen comes forth instantly.”
“Say it, and let me leave,” said the Earl; “I think the Queen is coming out right away.”
“My very good lord, I would fain bring a bed-fellow with me.”
“My good lord, I would like to bring a companion with me.”
“How, you irreverent rascal!” said Leicester.
“How, you cheeky rascal!” said Leicester.
“Nay, my lord, my meaning is within the canons,” answered his unblushing, or rather his ever-blushing petitioner. “I have a wife as curious as her grandmother who ate the apple. Now, take her with me I may not, her Highness's orders being so strict against the officers bringing with them their wives in a progress, and so lumbering the court with womankind. But what I would crave of your lordship is to find room for her in some mummery, or pretty pageant, in disguise, as it were; so that, not being known for my wife, there may be no offence.”
"Please, my lord, I mean within the rules," replied his unapologetic, or rather his constantly embarrassed petitioner. "I have a wife as curious as her grandmother who ate the apple. Now, I can't take her with me, since her Highness's orders are very strict against officers bringing their wives on a trip, as it would clutter the court with women. But what I would ask of your lordship is to find a place for her in some kind of entertainment or a nice parade, in disguise, so that she won’t be recognized as my wife and there won’t be any issue."
“The foul fiend seize ye both!” said Leicester, stung into uncontrollable passion by the recollections which this speech excited—“why stop you me with such follies?”
“The foul fiend take you both!” said Leicester, overwhelmed by the memories this comment stirred—“why are you stopping me with such nonsense?”
The terrified clerk of the chamber-door, astonished at the burst of resentment he had so unconsciously produced, dropped his staff of office from his hand, and gazed on the incensed Earl with a foolish face of wonder and terror, which instantly recalled Leicester to himself.
The scared chamber door clerk, shocked by the outburst of anger he had unintentionally caused, dropped his staff and stared at the furious Earl with a bewildered and terrified expression, which immediately brought Leicester back to reality.
“I meant but to try if thou hadst the audacity which befits thine office,” said he hastily. “Come to Kenilworth, and bring the devil with thee, if thou wilt.”
“I just wanted to see if you had the boldness that suits your position,” he said quickly. “Come to Kenilworth, and bring the devil with you if you want.”
“My wife, sir, hath played the devil ere now, in a Mystery, in Queen Mary's time; but me shall want a trifle for properties.”
“My wife, sir, has caused quite a stir before, during a performance in Queen Mary's time; but I will need a little more for the props.”
“Here is a crown for thee,” said the Earl,—“make me rid of thee—the great bell rings.”
“Here’s a crown for you,” said the Earl, “get away from me—the big bell is ringing.”
Master Robert Laneham stared a moment at the agitation which he had excited, and then said to himself, as he stooped to pick up his staff of office, “The noble Earl runs wild humours to-day. But they who give crowns expect us witty fellows to wink at their unsettled starts; and, by my faith, if they paid not for mercy, we would finger them tightly!” [See Note 6. Robert Laneham.]
Master Robert Laneham paused for a moment to take in the commotion he had caused, and then thought to himself, as he bent down to grab his staff, “The noble Earl is in a strange mood today. But those who wear crowns expect us clever folks to overlook their unpredictable behavior; and honestly, if they didn’t pay for mercy, we’d hold them accountable!” [See Note 6. Robert Laneham.]
Leicester moved hastily on, neglecting the courtesies he had hitherto dispensed so liberally, and hurrying through the courtly crowd, until he paused in a small withdrawing-room, into which he plunged to draw a moment's breath unobserved, and in seclusion.
Leicester hurried on, ignoring the polite gestures he had previously shown so freely, and rushed through the elegant crowd, until he stopped in a small private room, where he went in to take a quick breath in private and away from prying eyes.
“What am I now,” he said to himself, “that am thus jaded by the words of a mean, weather-beaten, goose-brained gull! Conscience, thou art a bloodhound, whose growl wakes us readily at the paltry stir of a rat or mouse as at the step of a lion. Can I not quit myself, by one bold stroke, of a state so irksome, so unhonoured? What if I kneel to Elizabeth, and, owning the whole, throw myself on her mercy?”
“What am I now,” he said to himself, “that I am so worn down by the words of a petty, weathered, clueless fool! Conscience, you are a bloodhound, whose growl alerts us quickly at the tiny movements of a rat or mouse just like at the step of a lion. Can I not free myself, with one bold action, from a situation so annoying, so dishonorable? What if I kneel to Elizabeth and, admitting everything, throw myself on her mercy?”
As he pursued this train of thought, the door of the apartment opened, and Varney rushed in.
As he followed this line of thought, the door of the apartment swung open, and Varney burst in.
“Thank God, my lord, that I have found you!” was his exclamation.
“Thank God, my lord, that I’ve found you!” he exclaimed.
“Thank the devil, whose agent thou art,” was the Earl's reply.
“Thank the devil, whose agent you are,” was the Earl's reply.
“Thank whom you will, my lord,” replied Varney; “but hasten to the water-side. The Queen is on board, and asks for you.”
“Thank whoever you want, my lord,” Varney replied; “but hurry to the water’s edge. The Queen is on board and is asking for you.”
“Go, say I am taken suddenly ill,” replied Leicester; “for, by Heaven, my brain can sustain this no longer!”
“Go, tell them I'm suddenly feeling unwell,” replied Leicester; “because, by God, I can't handle this anymore!”
“I may well say so,” said Varney, with bitterness of expression, “for your place, ay, and mine, who, as your master of the horse, was to have attended your lordship, is already filled up in the Queen's barge. The new minion, Walter Raleigh, and our old acquaintance Tressilian were called for to fill our places just as I hastened away to seek you.”
“I can definitely say that,” Varney said, his expression filled with bitterness. “Your position, and mine as your master of the horse who was supposed to attend you, is already taken in the Queen's barge. The new favorite, Walter Raleigh, and our old friend Tressilian were called in to take our spots just as I rushed to find you.”
“Thou art a devil, Varney,” said Leicester hastily; “but thou hast the mastery for the present—I follow thee.”
“You're a devil, Varney,” Leicester said quickly; “but you have the upper hand for now—I’ll follow you.”
Varney replied not, but led the way out of the palace, and towards the river, while his master followed him, as if mechanically; until, looking back, he said in a tone which savoured of familiarity at least, if not of authority, “How is this, my lord? Your cloak hangs on one side—your hose are unbraced—permit me—”
Varney didn't respond but walked out of the palace and headed toward the river, with his master following him almost on autopilot. Then, looking back, he spoke in a tone that was at least familiar, if not authoritative, “What’s going on, my lord? Your cloak is hanging to one side—your hose is unfastened—let me help you—”
“Thou art a fool, Varney, as well as a knave,” said Leicester, shaking him off, and rejecting his officious assistance. “We are best thus, sir; when we require you to order our person, it is well, but now we want you not.”
“You're a fool, Varney, just like you're a scoundrel,” said Leicester, pushing him away and ignoring his unnecessary help. “We're better off like this, sir; when we need you to manage things for us, that's fine, but right now we don't need you.”
So saying, the Earl resumed at once his air of command, and with it his self-possession—shook his dress into yet wilder disorder—passed before Varney with the air of a superior and master, and in his turn led the way to the river-side.
So saying, the Earl immediately put on his commanding presence again, regaining his composure—ruffled his clothes into even more disarray—walked past Varney with an air of superiority and authority, and then took the lead to the riverbank.
The Queen's barge was on the very point of putting off, the seat allotted to Leicester in the stern, and that to his master of the horse on the bow of the boat, being already filled up. But on Leicester's approach there was a pause, as if the bargemen anticipated some alteration in their company. The angry spot was, however, on the Queen's cheek, as, in that cold tone with which superiors endeavour to veil their internal agitation, while speaking to those before whom it would be derogation to express it, she pronounced the chilling words, “We have waited, my Lord of Leicester.”
The Queen's barge was just about to depart, with Leicester's seat filled at the stern and his master of the horse's seat filled at the bow. However, when Leicester approached, there was a moment of hesitation, as if the rowers expected some change in their passengers. The noticeable anger, though, was on the Queen's cheek, as she spoke in that cold tone that those in power use to hide their inner turmoil when addressing someone they feel is beneath them. She uttered the icy words, “We have waited, my Lord of Leicester.”
“Madam, and most gracious Princess,” said Leicester, “you, who can pardon so many weaknesses which your own heart never knows, can best bestow your commiseration on the agitations of the bosom, which, for a moment, affect both head and limbs. I came to your presence a doubting and an accused subject; your goodness penetrated the clouds of defamation, and restored me to my honour, and, what is yet dearer, to your favour—is it wonderful, though for me it is most unhappy, that my master of the horse should have found me in a state which scarce permitted me to make the exertion necessary to follow him to this place, when one glance of your Highness, although, alas! an angry one, has had power to do that for me in which Esculapius might have failed?”
“Ma'am, and most gracious Princess,” said Leicester, “you, who can forgive so many flaws that your own heart never feels, can truly show compassion for the turmoil within, which for a moment affects both my mind and body. I came to you as a doubting and accused subject; your kindness cleared away the clouds of slander and restored my honor, and, even more importantly, your favor. Is it surprising, even though it's quite unfortunate for me, that my master of the horse found me in a state that barely allowed me to gather the strength needed to follow him here, when just one look from your Highness, though, sadly, an angry one, was enough to achieve what even Esculapius might have failed to do?”
“How is this?” said Elizabeth hastily, looking at Varney; “hath your lord been ill?”
“How is this?” Elizabeth said quickly, looking at Varney. “Has your lord been unwell?”
“Something of a fainting fit,” answered the ready-witted Varney, “as your Grace may observe from his present condition. My lord's haste would not permit me leisure even to bring his dress into order.”
“Something like a fainting spell,” replied the quick-thinking Varney, “as your Grace can see from his current state. My lord was in such a rush that I didn’t have time to even straighten his outfit.”
“It matters not,” said Elizabeth, as she gazed on the noble face and form of Leicester, to which even the strange mixture of passions by which he had been so lately agitated gave additional interest; “make room for my noble lord. Your place, Master Varney, has been filled up; you must find a seat in another barge.”
“It doesn’t matter,” said Elizabeth, as she looked at the noble face and figure of Leicester, which was even more captivating because of the unusual mix of emotions he had been feeling recently; “make way for my noble lord. Master Varney, your spot has been taken; you’ll need to find a seat in a different boat.”
Varney bowed, and withdrew.
Varney bowed and left.
“And you, too, our young Squire of the Cloak,” added she, looking at Raleigh, “must, for the time, go to the barge of our ladies of honour. As for Tressilian, he hath already suffered too much by the caprice of women that I should aggrieve him by my change of plan, so far as he is concerned.”
“And you, too, our young Squire of the Cloak,” she said, looking at Raleigh, “must, for now, go to the barge of our ladies of honor. As for Tressilian, he has already been through enough because of women’s whims that I shouldn’t add to his troubles with my change of plans, at least as far as he is concerned.”
Leicester seated himself in his place in the barge, and close to the Sovereign. Raleigh rose to retire, and Tressilian would have been so ill-timed in his courtesy as to offer to relinquish his own place to his friend, had not the acute glance of Raleigh himself, who seemed not in his native element, made him sensible that so ready a disclamation of the royal favour might be misinterpreted. He sat silent, therefore, whilst Raleigh, with a profound bow, and a look of the deepest humiliation, was about to quit his place.
Leicester settled into his spot in the barge, right next to the Sovereign. Raleigh stood up to leave, and Tressilian would have awkwardly offered to give up his own seat for his friend, if it weren’t for Raleigh’s sharp gaze, which suggested he wasn’t entirely comfortable in this situation. Tressilian realized that such a quick rejection of the royal favor could be misunderstood. So, he stayed quiet while Raleigh, with a deep bow and a look of intense embarrassment, was about to exit his seat.
A noble courtier, the gallant Lord Willoughby, read, as he thought, something in the Queen's face which seemed to pity Raleigh's real or assumed semblance of mortification.
A noble courtier, the brave Lord Willoughby, read, as he believed, something in the Queen's expression that seemed to empathize with Raleigh's genuine or feigned look of embarrassment.
“It is not for us old courtiers,” he said, “to hide the sunshine from the young ones. I will, with her Majesty's leave, relinquish for an hour that which her subjects hold dearest, the delight of her Highness's presence, and mortify myself by walking in starlight, while I forsake for a brief season the glory of Diana's own beams. I will take place in the boat which the ladies occupy, and permit this young cavalier his hour of promised felicity.”
“It’s not for us old courtiers,” he said, “to block the sunshine for the young ones. With her Majesty’s permission, I will give up for an hour what her subjects cherish most, the joy of her Highness’s presence, and humble myself by walking in the starlight, while I temporarily leave behind the glory of Diana’s light. I will join the ladies in the boat and allow this young gentleman his moment of happiness.”
The Queen replied, with an expression betwixt mirth and earnest, “If you are so willing to leave us, my lord, we cannot help the mortification. But, under favour, we do not trust you—old and experienced as you may deem yourself—with the care of our young ladies of honour. Your venerable age, my lord,” she continued, smiling, “may be better assorted with that of my Lord Treasurer, who follows in the third boat, and by whose experience even my Lord Willoughby's may be improved.”
The Queen responded, with a mix of amusement and seriousness, “If you’re so eager to leave us, my lord, we can’t help but feel embarrassed. However, to be honest, we don’t trust you—no matter how old and experienced you think you are—with the care of our young ladies of honor. Your advanced age, my lord,” she continued, smiling, “might be better suited to my Lord Treasurer, who is in the third boat, and from whose experience even my Lord Willoughby could benefit.”
Lord Willoughby hid his disappointment under a smile—laughed, was confused, bowed, and left the Queen's barge to go on board my Lord Burleigh's. Leicester, who endeavoured to divert his thoughts from all internal reflection, by fixing them on what was passing around, watched this circumstance among others. But when the boat put off from the shore—when the music sounded from a barge which accompanied them—when the shouts of the populace were heard from the shore, and all reminded him of the situation in which he was placed, he abstracted his thoughts and feelings by a strong effort from everything but the necessity of maintaining himself in the favour of his patroness, and exerted his talents of pleasing captivation with such success, that the Queen, alternately delighted with his conversation, and alarmed for his health, at length imposed a temporary silence on him, with playful yet anxious care, lest his flow of spirits should exhaust him.
Lord Willoughby hid his disappointment behind a smile—he laughed, felt confused, bowed, and left the Queen's barge to board Lord Burleigh's. Leicester, trying to distract himself from his inner thoughts by focusing on what was happening around him, observed this situation among others. But when the boat pulled away from the shore—when the music played from a barge that accompanied them—when the cheers from the crowd on the shore were heard, all reminding him of his current situation, he forced himself to concentrate on nothing but the need to stay in his patroness's favor. He used his charm so effectively that the Queen, both entertained by his conversation and worried about his health, eventually insisted he be quiet for a bit, playfully yet with concern, so that his high spirits wouldn't wear him out.
“My lords,” she said, “having passed for a time our edict of silence upon our good Leicester, we will call you to counsel on a gamesome matter, more fitted to be now treated of, amidst mirth and music, than in the gravity of our ordinary deliberations. Which of you, my lords,” said she, smiling, “know aught of a petition from Orson Pinnit, the keeper, as he qualifies himself, of our royal bears? Who stands godfather to his request?”
“My lords,” she said, “after putting our good Leicester under a temporary silence, we’re calling you to discuss something light-hearted, better suited for laughter and music than the seriousness of our usual meetings. Which of you, my lords,” she asked with a smile, “knows anything about a request from Orson Pinnit, who calls himself the keeper of our royal bears? Who is backing his request?”
“Marry, with Your Grace's good permission, that do I,” said the Earl of Sussex. “Orson Pinnit was a stout soldier before he was so mangled by the skenes of the Irish clan MacDonough; and I trust your Grace will be, as you always have been, good mistress to your good and trusty servants.”
“Indeed, with Your Grace's kind permission, I do,” said the Earl of Sussex. “Orson Pinnit was a brave soldier before he was so badly injured by the blades of the Irish clan MacDonough; and I hope Your Grace will continue to be, as you always have been, a good mistress to your loyal and trusted servants.”
“Surely,” said the Queen, “it is our purpose to be so, and in especial to our poor soldiers and sailors, who hazard their lives for little pay. We would give,” she said, with her eyes sparkling, “yonder royal palace of ours to be an hospital for their use, rather than they should call their mistress ungrateful. But this is not the question,” she said, her voice, which had been awakened by her patriotic feelings, once more subsiding into the tone of gay and easy conversation; “for this Orson Pinnit's request goes something further. He complains that, amidst the extreme delight with which men haunt the play-houses, and in especial their eager desire for seeing the exhibitions of one Will Shakespeare (whom I think, my lords, we have all heard something of), the manly amusement of bear-baiting is falling into comparative neglect, since men will rather throng to see these roguish players kill each other in jest, than to see our royal dogs and bears worry each other in bloody earnest.—What say you to this, my Lord of Sussex?”
“Surely,” said the Queen, “it's our duty to be so, especially for our brave soldiers and sailors, who risk their lives for little pay. We would give,” she said, her eyes sparkling, “that royal palace of ours to be a hospital for their use, rather than have them think of their mistress as ungrateful. But that's not the point,” she said, her voice, which had been filled with patriotic feelings, returning to a tone of light and easy conversation; “for this Orson Pinnit's request goes a bit further. He complains that, amid the great joy with which people flock to the theaters, especially their eagerness to see the shows of one Will Shakespeare (whom I believe, my lords, we all know something about), the manly sport of bear-baiting is being somewhat ignored, since people would rather crowd to see these mischievous players fighting each other in jest, than watch our royal dogs and bears fight in bloody earnest.—What do you think about this, my Lord of Sussex?”
“Why, truly, gracious madam,” said Sussex, “you must expect little from an old soldier like me in favour of battles in sport, when they are compared with battles in earnest; and yet, by my faith, I wish Will Shakespeare no harm. He is a stout man at quarter-staff, and single falchion, though, as I am told, a halting fellow; and he stood, they say, a tough fight with the rangers of old Sir Thomas Lucy of Charlecot, when he broke his deer-park and kissed his keeper's daughter.”
“Why, really, dear madam,” said Sussex, “you can’t expect much from an old soldier like me when it comes to battles as a game compared to real battles; and yet, I swear, I wish Will Shakespeare no ill. He’s a tough guy with a quarterstaff and a sword, although I hear he has a bit of a limp; and they say he had a tough fight with the rangers of old Sir Thomas Lucy of Charlecot when he poached from his deer park and kissed his keeper's daughter.”
“I cry you mercy, my Lord of Sussex,” said Queen Elizabeth, interrupting him; “that matter was heard in council, and we will not have this fellow's offence exaggerated—there was no kissing in the matter, and the defendant hath put the denial on record. But what say you to his present practice, my lord, on the stage? for there lies the point, and not in any ways touching his former errors, in breaking parks, or the other follies you speak of.”
“I beg your pardon, my Lord of Sussex,” said Queen Elizabeth, cutting him off; “that issue was discussed in council, and we won’t allow this man’s offense to be exaggerated—there was no kissing involved, and the defendant has officially denied it. But what do you think about his current actions on stage, my lord? That’s what really matters, not his past mistakes of trespassing or the other foolish things you mentioned.”
“Why, truly, madam,” replied Sussex, “as I said before, I wish the gamesome mad fellow no injury. Some of his whoreson poetry (I crave your Grace's pardon for such a phrase) has rung in mine ears as if the lines sounded to boot and saddle. But then it is all froth and folly—no substance or seriousness in it, as your Grace has already well touched. What are half a dozen knaves, with rusty foils and tattered targets, making but a mere mockery of a stout fight, to compare to the royal game of bear-baiting, which hath been graced by your Highness's countenance, and that of your royal predecessors, in this your princely kingdom, famous for matchless mastiffs and bold bearwards over all Christendom? Greatly is it to be doubted that the race of both will decay, if men should throng to hear the lungs of an idle player belch forth nonsensical bombast, instead of bestowing their pence in encouraging the bravest image of war that can be shown in peace, and that is the sports of the Bear-garden. There you may see the bear lying at guard, with his red, pinky eyes watching the onset of the mastiff, like a wily captain who maintains his defence that an assailant may be tempted to venture within his danger. And then comes Sir Mastiff, like a worthy champion, in full career at the throat of his adversary; and then shall Sir Bruin teach him the reward for those who, in their over-courage, neglect the policies of war, and, catching him in his arms, strain him to his breast like a lusty wrestler, until rib after rib crack like the shot of a pistolet. And then another mastiff; as bold, but with better aim and sounder judgment, catches Sir Bruin by the nether lip, and hangs fast, while he tosses about his blood and slaver, and tries in vain to shake Sir Talbot from his hold. And then—”
“Why, really, ma'am,” replied Sussex, “as I mentioned before, I wish that crazy guy no harm. Some of his lousy poetry (forgive me for using that term) has echoed in my ears like the call to arms. But it’s all just fluff and nonsense—there’s no depth or seriousness to it, as you’ve already pointed out. What are a handful of rogues, with rusty swords and worn-out shields, making a mockery of a real fight, compared to the noble sport of bear-baiting, which has been honored by your Highness and your royal ancestors in this kingdom, renowned for its exceptional mastiffs and bold bear handlers across all Christendom? It’s very likely that both traditions will fade away if people crowd around to hear the ramblings of some idle performer spewing silly nonsense, instead of spending their coins to support the most valiant display of war that can be shown in peace, which is the bear-garden sports. There you can see the bear on guard, with its red, glazed eyes watching the mastiff’s approach, like a cunning general holding his ground to lure the attacker into a trap. Then Sir Mastiff charges, like a true champion, aiming for his opponent's throat; and then Sir Bruin will show him the consequences of disregarding the strategies of combat, catching him in his grip and squeezing him tightly like a strong wrestler, until rib after rib cracks like gunfire. Then another mastiff comes in; just as brave, but with better aim and smarter tactics, grabs Sir Bruin by the lower lip, hanging on while he flails about, spilling blood and drool, trying unsuccessfully to shake Sir Talbot off. And then—”
“Nay, by my honour, my lord,” said the Queen, laughing, “you have described the whole so admirably that, had we never seen a bear-baiting, as we have beheld many, and hope, with Heaven's allowance, to see many more, your words were sufficient to put the whole Bear-garden before our eyes.—But come, who speaks next in this case?—My Lord of Leicester, what say you?”
“Nah, by my honor, my lord,” said the Queen, laughing, “you’ve described everything so perfectly that, even if we’d never seen a bear-baiting, as we’ve seen many and hope, with God's blessing, to see many more, your words would be enough to bring the whole Bear-garden to life in our minds. —But come, who’s speaking next in this discussion? —My Lord of Leicester, what do you have to say?”
“Am I then to consider myself as unmuzzled, please your Grace?” replied Leicester.
“Am I supposed to see myself as unrestrained, your Grace?” replied Leicester.
“Surely, my lord—that is, if you feel hearty enough to take part in our game,” answered Elizabeth; “and yet, when I think of your cognizance of the bear and ragged staff, methinks we had better hear some less partial orator.”
“Of course, my lord—if you’re feeling well enough to join our game,” Elizabeth replied. “But when I consider your association with the bear and ragged staff, I think it might be better to find a less biased speaker.”
“Nay, on my word, gracious Princess,” said the Earl, “though my brother Ambrose of Warwick and I do carry the ancient cognizance your Highness deigns to remember, I nevertheless desire nothing but fair play on all sides; or, as they say, 'fight dog, fight bear.' And in behalf of the players, I must needs say that they are witty knaves, whose rants and jests keep the minds of the commons from busying themselves with state affairs, and listening to traitorous speeches, idle rumours, and disloyal insinuations. When men are agape to see how Marlow, Shakespeare, and other play artificers work out their fanciful plots, as they call them, the mind of the spectators is withdrawn from the conduct of their rulers.”
“Honestly, gracious Princess,” said the Earl, “even though my brother Ambrose of Warwick and I carry the old badge your Highness remembers, I really want nothing but fair play for everyone; or, as they say, 'fight dog, fight bear.' And on behalf of the actors, I have to say they are clever guys, whose rants and jokes keep the common people from focusing on state issues, and from hearing treasonous speeches, idle gossip, and disloyal suggestions. When people are eager to see how Marlow, Shakespeare, and other playwrights craft their imaginative stories, the audience's mind is distracted from how their leaders are running things.”
“We would not have the mind of our subjects withdrawn from the consideration of our own conduct, my lord,” answered Elizabeth; “because the more closely it is examined, the true motives by which we are guided will appear the more manifest.”
“We wouldn’t want our subjects to focus on our actions too much, my lord,” Elizabeth replied; “because the more they scrutinize it, the clearer our true motives will become.”
“I have heard, however, madam,” said the Dean of St. Asaph's, an eminent Puritan, “that these players are wont, in their plays, not only to introduce profane and lewd expressions, tending to foster sin and harlotry; but even to bellow out such reflections on government, its origin and its object, as tend to render the subject discontented, and shake the solid foundations of civil society. And it seems to be, under your Grace's favour, far less than safe to permit these naughty foul-mouthed knaves to ridicule the godly for their decent gravity, and, in blaspheming heaven and slandering its earthly rulers, to set at defiance the laws both of God and man.”
“I’ve heard, though, ma’am,” said the Dean of St. Asaph's, a notable Puritan, “that these actors often, in their performances, not only use profane and vulgar language that promotes sin and immorality; but they even shout out remarks about government, its origins, and its purpose, which make people unhappy and undermine the stability of civil society. And it seems, with your permission, to be quite unsafe to allow these mischievous, foul-mouthed individuals to mock the righteous for their respectable seriousness, and, by blaspheming heaven and slandering its earthly leaders, to openly defy the laws of both God and man.”
“If we could think this were true, my lord,” said Elizabeth, “we should give sharp correction for such offences. But it is ill arguing against the use of anything from its abuse. And touching this Shakespeare, we think there is that in his plays that is worth twenty Bear-gardens; and that this new undertaking of his Chronicles, as he calls them, may entertain, with honest mirth, mingled with useful instruction, not only our subjects, but even the generation which may succeed to us.”
“If we could believe this were true, my lord,” said Elizabeth, “we would definitely punish such offenses. But it’s not fair to judge the use of something based on its misuse. As for Shakespeare, we believe there’s so much in his plays that is worth more than twenty bear gardens; and we think this new project of his Chronicles, as he calls them, may entertain, with genuine laughter mixed with valuable lessons, not just our subjects, but even the future generations that come after us.”
“Your Majesty's reign will need no such feeble aid to make it remembered to the latest posterity,” said Leicester. “And yet, in his way, Shakespeare hath so touched some incidents of your Majesty's happy government as may countervail what has been spoken by his reverence the Dean of St. Asaph's. There are some lines, for example—I would my nephew, Philip Sidney, were here; they are scarce ever out of his mouth—they are spoken in a mad tale of fairies, love-charms, and I wot not what besides; but beautiful they are, however short they may and must fall of the subject to which they bear a bold relation—and Philip murmurs them, I think, even in his dreams.”
“Your Majesty's reign won’t need any weak help to be remembered by future generations,” said Leicester. “And yet, in his own way, Shakespeare has captured some moments of your Majesty's successful rule that can balance out what has been said by that esteemed Dean of St. Asaph’s. There are certain lines, for instance—I wish my nephew, Philip Sidney, were here; he nearly always quotes them—they’re from a crazy story filled with fairies, love spells, and I don’t even know what else; but they are beautiful, even if they fall short of the topic they boldly relate to—and I believe Philip recites them, even in his dreams.”
“You tantalize us, my lord,” said the Queen—“Master Philip Sidney is, we know, a minion of the Muses, and we are pleased it should be so. Valour never shines to more advantage than when united with the true taste and love of letters. But surely there are some others among our young courtiers who can recollect what your lordship has forgotten amid weightier affairs.—Master Tressilian, you are described to me as a worshipper of Minerva—remember you aught of these lines?”
"You tease us, my lord," said the Queen. "We know that Master Philip Sidney is a favorite of the Muses, and we’re glad that it’s so. Courage never looks better than when it’s paired with a genuine appreciation for literature. But surely there are others among our young courtiers who can recall what you seem to have forgotten while dealing with more serious matters. —Master Tressilian, I've heard you're a devotee of Minerva—do you remember any of these lines?"
Tressilian's heart was too heavy, his prospects in life too fatally blighted, to profit by the opportunity which the Queen thus offered to him of attracting her attention; but he determined to transfer the advantage to his more ambitious young friend, and excusing himself on the score of want of recollection, he added that he believed the beautiful verses of which my Lord of Leicester had spoken were in the remembrance of Master Walter Raleigh.
Tressilian's heart was too burdened, and his future too hopelessly damaged, to take advantage of the opportunity the Queen offered to get her attention; instead, he decided to give the chance to his more ambitious young friend. Apologizing for his forgetfulness, he mentioned that he believed the beautiful verses my Lord of Leicester had referred to were in the memory of Master Walter Raleigh.
At the command of the Queen, that cavalier repeated, with accent and manner which even added to their exquisite delicacy of tact and beauty of description, the celebrated vision of Oberon:—
At the Queen's command, that dashing man recounted, with a tone and style that enhanced their exquisite sensitivity and the beauty of the description, the famous vision of Oberon:—
“That very time I saw (but thou couldst not),
Flying between the cold moon and the earth,
Cupid, allarm'd: a certain aim he took
At a fair vestal, throned by the west;
And loos'd his love-shaft smartly from his bow,
As it should pierce a hundred thousand hearts:
But I might see young Cupid's fiery shaft
Quench'd in the chaste beams of the watery moon;
And the imperial vot'ress passed on,
In maiden meditation, fancy free.”
“During that time, I saw (but you couldn’t),
flying between the cold moon and the earth,
Cupid, alarmed: he had a specific target
at a beautiful vestal, perched in the west;
and shot his love arrow quickly from his bow,
aiming to pierce a hundred thousand hearts:
but I could see young Cupid's fiery arrow
extinguished in the pure light of the watery moon;
and the royal devotee moved on,
lost in thought, completely free.”
The voice of Raleigh, as he repeated the last lines, became a little tremulous, as if diffident how the Sovereign to whom the homage was addressed might receive it, exquisite as it was. If this diffidence was affected, it was good policy; but if real, there was little occasion for it. The verses were not probably new to the Queen, for when was ever such elegant flattery long in reaching the royal ear to which it was addressed? But they were not the less welcome when repeated by such a speaker as Raleigh. Alike delighted with the matter, the manner, and the graceful form and animated countenance of the gallant young reciter, Elizabeth kept time to every cadence with look and with finger. When the speaker had ceased, she murmured over the last lines as if scarce conscious that she was overheard, and as she uttered the words,
The voice of Raleigh grew a bit shaky as he repeated the last lines, almost uncertain about how the Sovereign he was honoring would take it, no matter how beautifully it was said. If this uncertainty was put on, it was smart; but if it was genuine, there was no need for it. The verses probably weren't new to the Queen, because when has such elegant flattery ever taken long to reach the royal ears? But they were still welcome when delivered by someone as charming as Raleigh. Pleased with the content, the delivery, and the graceful form and lively expression of the handsome young speaker, Elizabeth marked the rhythm with her gaze and her fingers. When he finished, she softly repeated the last lines, almost unaware that anyone else was listening, and as she said the words,
“In maiden meditation, fancy free,” she dropped into the Thames the supplication of Orson Pinnit, keeper of the royal bears, to find more favourable acceptance at Sheerness, or wherever the tide might waft it.
“In pure meditation, without a care,” she tossed into the Thames the request from Orson Pinnit, the keeper of the royal bears, hoping it would be better received at Sheerness, or wherever the tide might carry it.
Leicester was spurred to emulation by the success of the young courtier's exhibition, as the veteran racer is roused when a high-mettled colt passes him on the way. He turned the discourse on shows, banquets, pageants, and on the character of those by whom these gay scenes were then frequented. He mixed acute observation with light satire, in that just proportion which was free alike from malignant slander and insipid praise. He mimicked with ready accent the manners of the affected or the clownish, and made his own graceful tone and manner seem doubly such when he resumed it. Foreign countries—their customs, their manners, the rules of their courts—the fashions, and even the dress of their ladies-were equally his theme; and seldom did he conclude without conveying some compliment, always couched in delicacy, and expressed with propriety, to the Virgin Queen, her court, and her government. Thus passed the conversation during this pleasure voyage, seconded by the rest of the attendants upon the royal person, in gay discourse, varied by remarks upon ancient classics and modern authors, and enriched by maxims of deep policy and sound morality, by the statesmen and sages who sat around and mixed wisdom with the lighter talk of a female court.
Leicester was motivated to follow the example set by the young courtier's exhibition, much like a seasoned racer gets fired up when a spirited young horse overtakes him. He shifted the conversation to shows, banquets, parades, and the personalities of those who frequented these lively events. He combined sharp observations with lighthearted satire, striking a perfect balance that avoided both malicious gossip and bland compliments. He effortlessly mimicked the behaviors of the pretentious and the foolish, making his own elegant speech and demeanor seem even more refined when he switched back to it. He also discussed foreign countries—their customs, their ways, the rules of their courts, the trends, and even the fashion of their ladies—making it all part of his conversation. He rarely wrapped up without offering some delicate compliment, framed appropriately, to the Virgin Queen, her court, and her government. Thus, the conversation flowed during this enjoyable journey, supported by the other members of the royal entourage, filled with cheerful exchanges, varied comments on ancient classics and modern writers, and enhanced by wisdom and sound morals provided by the statesmen and sages who participated, blending insights with the lighter chat of a royal court.
When they returned to the Palace, Elizabeth accepted, or rather selected, the arm of Leicester to support her from the stairs where they landed to the great gate. It even seemed to him (though that might arise from the flattery of his own imagination) that during this short passage she leaned on him somewhat more than the slippiness of the way necessarily demanded. Certainly her actions and words combined to express a degree of favour which, even in his proudest day he had not till then attained. His rival, indeed, was repeatedly graced by the Queen's notice; but it was in manner that seemed to flow less from spontaneous inclination than as extorted by a sense of his merit. And in the opinion of many experienced courtiers, all the favour she showed him was overbalanced by her whispering in the ear of the Lady Derby that “now she saw sickness was a better alchemist than she before wotted of, seeing it had changed my Lord of Sussex's copper nose into a golden one.”
When they got back to the Palace, Elizabeth chose to lean on Leicester's arm as he helped her from the stairs to the main gate. It even seemed to him (though that might just be his imagination flattering him) that during this brief walk, she leaned on him a bit more than the slippery path actually required. Her actions and words definitely showed a level of favor that he had never experienced, even on his best days. His rival was frequently acknowledged by the Queen, but it felt like her attention came more from a sense of obligation than genuine liking. Many experienced courtiers believed that all the favor she showed him was outweighed by her whispering to Lady Derby that “now she realized sickness is a better alchemist than she knew before, since it turned my Lord of Sussex's copper nose into a golden one.”
The jest transpired, and the Earl of Leicester enjoyed his triumph, as one to whom court-favour had been both the primary and the ultimate motive of life, while he forgot, in the intoxication of the moment, the perplexities and dangers of his own situation. Indeed, strange as it may appear, he thought less at that moment of the perils arising from his secret union, than of the marks of grace which Elizabeth from time to time showed to young Raleigh. They were indeed transient, but they were conferred on one accomplished in mind and body, with grace, gallantry, literature, and valour. An accident occurred in the course of the evening which riveted Leicester's attention to this object.
The joke happened, and the Earl of Leicester reveled in his victory, as someone for whom gaining favor at court had always been both the main goal and ultimate purpose of life, while he overlooked, in his moment of excitement, the complexities and risks of his own situation. In fact, as strange as it may seem, he thought less at that moment about the dangers of his secret relationship than about the signs of favor that Elizabeth occasionally showed to young Raleigh. Those moments were fleeting, but they were given to someone skilled in mind and body, possessing charm, bravery, knowledge, and courage. An incident during the evening drew Leicester's attention to this situation.
The nobles and courtiers who had attended the Queen on her pleasure expedition were invited, with royal hospitality, to a splendid banquet in the hall of the Palace. The table was not, indeed, graced by the presence of the Sovereign; for, agreeable to her idea of what was at once modest and dignified, the Maiden Queen on such occasions was wont to take in private, or with one or two favourite ladies, her light and temperate meal. After a moderate interval, the court again met in the splendid gardens of the Palace; and it was while thus engaged that the Queen suddenly asked a lady, who was near to her both in place and favour, what had become of the young Squire Lack-Cloak.
The nobles and courtiers who joined the Queen on her pleasure trip were invited, with royal hospitality, to a lavish banquet in the Palace hall. The Sovereign wasn’t present at the table; following her preference for a blend of modesty and dignity, the Maiden Queen usually opted to have her light and moderate meal in private or with one or two close ladies. After a brief pause, the court gathered again in the beautiful gardens of the Palace; it was while they were there that the Queen suddenly asked a lady, who was close to her in both position and favor, what had happened to the young Squire Lack-Cloak.
The Lady Paget answered, “She had seen Master Raleigh but two or three minutes since standing at the window of a small pavilion or pleasure-house, which looked out on the Thames, and writing on the glass with a diamond ring.”
The Lady Paget replied, “She had just seen Master Raleigh a couple of minutes ago standing by the window of a small pavilion or gazebo, overlooking the Thames, and writing on the glass with a diamond ring.”
“That ring,” said the Queen, “was a small token I gave him to make amends for his spoiled mantle. Come, Paget, let us see what use he has made of it, for I can see through him already. He is a marvellously sharp-witted spirit.” They went to the spot, within sight of which, but at some distance, the young cavalier still lingered, as the fowler watches the net which he has set. The Queen approached the window, on which Raleigh had used her gift to inscribe the following line:—
“That ring,” said the Queen, “was a small token I gave him to make up for his ruined cloak. Come on, Paget, let’s see how he’s used it, because I can already see right through him. He’s incredibly clever.” They went to the spot, not far from where the young man was still hanging around, like a hunter watching the net he had set. The Queen went to the window, where Raleigh had used her gift to write the following line:—
“Fain would I climb, but that I fear to fall.”
“Sure, I’d love to climb, but I’m afraid of falling.”
The Queen smiled, read it twice over, once with deliberation to Lady Paget, and once again to herself. “It is a pretty beginning,” she said, after the consideration of a moment or two; “but methinks the muse hath deserted the young wit at the very outset of his task. It were good-natured—were it not, Lady Paget?—to complete it for him. Try your rhyming faculties.”
The Queen smiled, read it twice, first thoughtfully to Lady Paget and then again to herself. “It’s a nice start,” she said after thinking for a moment or two; “but I think the muse has left the young writer right at the beginning of his task. It would be kind—wouldn’t it, Lady Paget?—to finish it for him. Give your rhyming skills a try.”
Lady Paget, prosaic from her cradle upwards as ever any lady of the bedchamber before or after her, disclaimed all possibility of assisting the young poet.
Lady Paget, as practical and straightforward as any lady of the bedchamber before or after her, dismissed any possibility of helping the young poet.
“Nay, then, we must sacrifice to the Muses ourselves,” said Elizabeth.
“Then we have to dedicate ourselves to the Muses,” said Elizabeth.
“The incense of no one can be more acceptable,” said Lady Paget; “and your Highness will impose such obligation on the ladies of Parnassus—”
“The scent of no one can be more welcoming,” said Lady Paget; “and your Highness will place such a burden on the ladies of Parnassus—”
“Hush, Paget,” said the Queen, “you speak sacrilege against the immortal Nine—yet, virgins themselves, they should be exorable to a Virgin Queen—and therefore—let me see how runs his verse—
“Hush, Paget,” said the Queen, “you’re speaking disrespectfully about the immortal Nine—yet, being virgins themselves, they should be merciful to a Virgin Queen—and so—let me see how his verse goes—
'Fain would I climb, but that I fear to fall.'
'I would gladly climb, but I’m afraid of falling.'
Might not the answer (for fault of a better) run thus?—
Might the answer (for lack of a better one) go like this?—
'If thy mind fail thee, do not climb at all.'”
'If your mind is not up for it, then don’t climb at all.'”
The dame of honour uttered an exclamation of joy and surprise at so happy a termination; and certainly a worse has been applauded, even when coming from a less distinguished author.
The maid of honor exclaimed in joy and surprise at such a happy ending; and indeed, a worse conclusion has received applause, even when it came from a less notable author.
The Queen, thus encouraged, took off a diamond ring, and saying, “We will give this gallant some cause of marvel when he finds his couplet perfected without his own interference,” she wrote her own line beneath that of Raleigh.
The Queen, feeling inspired, took off a diamond ring and said, “We’ll give this brave man something to marvel at when he sees his couplet completed without any help from him,” as she wrote her own line underneath Raleigh’s.
The Queen left the pavilion; but retiring slowly, and often looking back, she could see the young cavalier steal, with the flight of a lapwing, towards the place where he had seen her make a pause. “She stayed but to observe,” as she said, “that her train had taken;” and then, laughing at the circumstance with the Lady Paget, she took the way slowly towards the Palace. Elizabeth, as they returned, cautioned her companion not to mention to any one the aid which she had given to the young poet, and Lady Paget promised scrupulous secrecy. It is to be supposed that she made a mental reservation in favour of Leicester, to whom her ladyship transmitted without delay an anecdote so little calculated to give him pleasure.
The Queen left the pavilion, but as she walked away, she frequently glanced back and could see the young knight move quickly like a lapwing toward the spot where he had noticed her pause. “She only paused to check that her train was in place,” she remarked, and then, laughing about it with Lady Paget, she slowly headed toward the Palace. On their way back, Elizabeth warned her friend not to tell anyone about the help she had given the young poet, and Lady Paget promised to keep it completely secret. It’s likely she had a mental note in favor of Leicester, to whom she quickly shared a story that was unlikely to make him happy.
Raleigh, in the meanwhile, stole back to the window, and read, with a feeling of intoxication, the encouragement thus given him by the Queen in person to follow out his ambitious career, and returned to Sussex and his retinue, then on the point of embarking to go up the river, his heart beating high with gratified pride, and with hope of future distinction.
Raleigh, in the meantime, sneaked back to the window and read, feeling exhilarated, the encouragement given to him personally by the Queen to pursue his ambitious path. He returned to Sussex and his group, who were just about to set off up the river, his heart full of pride and hope for future success.
The reverence due to the person of the Earl prevented any notice being taken of the reception he had met with at court, until they had landed, and the household were assembled in the great hall at Sayes Court; while that lord, exhausted by his late illness and the fatigues of the day, had retired to his chamber, demanding the attendance of Wayland, his successful physician. Wayland, however, was nowhere to be found; and while some of the party were, with military impatience, seeking him and cursing his absence, the rest flocked around Raleigh to congratulate him on his prospects of court-favour.
The respect everyone had for the Earl kept them from mentioning the reception he received at court until they arrived and the household gathered in the great hall at Sayes Court. That lord, worn out from his recent illness and the day’s demands, had gone to his room, asking for Wayland, his successful doctor. However, Wayland was nowhere to be found, and while some of the group impatiently searched for him and cursed his absence, the others gathered around Raleigh to congratulate him on his promising prospects at court.
He had the good taste and judgment to conceal the decisive circumstance of the couplet to which Elizabeth had deigned to find a rhyme; but other indications had transpired, which plainly intimated that he had made some progress in the Queen's favour. All hastened to wish him joy on the mended appearance of his fortune—some from real regard, some, perhaps, from hopes that his preferment might hasten their own, and most from a mixture of these motives, and a sense that the countenance shown to any one of Sussex's household was, in fact, a triumph to the whole. Raleigh returned the kindest thanks to them all, disowning, with becoming modesty, that one day's fair reception made a favourite, any more than one swallow a summer. But he observed that Blount did not join in the general congratulation, and, somewhat hurt at his apparent unkindness, he plainly asked him the reason.
He had the good sense to keep quiet about the crucial detail of the couplet that Elizabeth had chosen to rhyme with; however, other signs had emerged, clearly indicating that he had gained some favor with the Queen. Everyone rushed to congratulate him on the improved state of his fortune—some out of genuine affection, some perhaps hoping that his rise might speed up their own, and most for a mix of these reasons, along with the understanding that any attention given to someone in Sussex's household was essentially a win for everyone. Raleigh gratefully thanked them all, humbly stating that one day of good reception didn’t make a favorite, just as one swallow doesn’t make a summer. But he noticed that Blount wasn’t joining in the general praise and felt a bit hurt by his apparent coldness, so he directly asked him why.
Blount replied with equal sincerity—“My good Walter, I wish thee as well as do any of these chattering gulls, who are whistling and whooping gratulations in thine ear because it seems fair weather with thee. But I fear for thee, Walter” (and he wiped his honest eye), “I fear for thee with all my heart. These court-tricks, and gambols, and flashes of fine women's favour are the tricks and trinkets that bring fair fortunes to farthings, and fine faces and witty coxcombs to the acquaintance of dull block and sharp axes.”
Blount replied sincerely, “My good Walter, I wish you as well as any of these chattering fools who are cheering you on because things seem to be going well for you. But I worry about you, Walter” (and he wiped his honest eye), “I worry about you with all my heart. These court games and tricks, and the fleeting attention of beautiful women are just distractions that turn good fortunes into nothing, and bring charming faces and clever fools into contact with dullards and sharp axes.”
So saying, Blount arose and left the hall, while Raleigh looked after him with an expression that blanked for a moment his bold and animated countenance.
So saying, Blount got up and left the hall, while Raleigh watched him with an expression that momentarily wiped the bold and lively look off his face.
Stanley just then entered the hall, and said to Tressilian, “My lord is calling for your fellow Wayland, and your fellow Wayland is just come hither in a sculler, and is calling for you, nor will he go to my lord till he sees you. The fellow looks as he were mazed, methinks; I would you would see him immediately.”
Stanley just walked into the hall and said to Tressilian, “My lord is asking for your friend Wayland, and he just arrived here in a small boat and is asking for you. He won’t go to my lord until he sees you. The guy looks a bit dazed, I think; I wish you would see him right away.”
Tressilian instantly left the hall, and causing Wayland Smith to be shown into a withdrawing apartment, and lights placed, he conducted the artist thither, and was surprised when he observed the emotion of his countenance.
Tressilian quickly left the hall and had Wayland Smith taken to a private room, where lights were set up. He led the artist there and was taken aback by the emotion on his face.
“What is the matter with you, Smith?” said Tressilian; “have you seen the devil?”
“What’s wrong with you, Smith?” Tressilian asked. “Have you seen the devil?”
“Worse, sir, worse,” replied Wayland; “I have seen a basilisk. Thank God, I saw him first; for being so seen, and seeing not me, he will do the less harm.”
“Even worse, sir, even worse,” Wayland replied. “I’ve seen a basilisk. Thank God I saw him first; since he saw me and I didn’t see him, he’ll do less harm.”
“In God's name, speak sense,” said Tressilian, “and say what you mean.”
“In God's name, make sense,” said Tressilian, “and say what you really mean.”
“I have seen my old master,” said the artist. “Last night a friend whom I had acquired took me to see the Palace clock, judging me to be curious in such works of art. At the window of a turret next to the clock-house I saw my old master.”
“I saw my old master,” said the artist. “Last night, a friend I had made took me to see the Palace clock, thinking I would be interested in such works of art. At the window of a tower next to the clock house, I saw my old master.”
“Thou must needs have been mistaken,” said Tressilian.
"You must have been mistaken," Tressilian said.
“I was not mistaken,” said Wayland; “he that once hath his features by heart would know him amongst a million. He was anticly habited; but he cannot disguise himself from me, God be praised! as I can from him. I will not, however, tempt Providence by remaining within his ken. Tarleton the player himself could not so disguise himself but that, sooner or later, Doboobie would find him out. I must away to-morrow; for, as we stand together, it were death to me to remain within reach of him.”
“I wasn’t wrong,” said Wayland; “anyone who knows his features by heart would recognize him anywhere. He was dressed oddly, but he can’t hide from me, thank God! unlike how I can hide from him. Still, I won’t push my luck by staying close. Even Tarleton the actor couldn’t disguise himself well enough that, sooner or later, Doboobie wouldn’t figure him out. I have to leave tomorrow; as long as we're together, it would be fatal for me to stay within his reach.”
“But the Earl of Sussex?” said Tressilian.
“But what about the Earl of Sussex?” said Tressilian.
“He is in little danger from what he has hitherto taken, provided he swallow the matter of a bean's size of the orvietan every morning fasting; but let him beware of a relapse.”
“He is in little danger from what he has taken so far, as long as he swallows a bean-sized amount of the orvietan every morning on an empty stomach; but he should be careful of a relapse.”
“And how is that to be guarded against?” said Tressilian.
“And how can we prevent that?” Tressilian asked.
“Only by such caution as you would use against the devil,” answered Wayland. “Let my lord's clerk of the kitchen kill his lord's meat himself, and dress it himself, using no spice but what he procures from the surest hands. Let the sewer serve it up himself, and let the master of my lord's household see that both clerk and sewer taste the dishes which the one dresses and the other serves. Let my lord use no perfumes which come not from well accredited persons; no unguents—no pomades. Let him, on no account, drink with strangers, or eat fruit with them, either in the way of nooning or otherwise. Especially, let him observe such caution if he goes to Kenilworth—the excuse of his illness, and his being under diet, will, and must, cover the strangeness of such practice.”
“Only with the same caution you’d use against the devil,” replied Wayland. “Let my lord's kitchen clerk prepare his lord's food himself and cook it himself, using only spices from trusted sources. Let the server dish it out himself, and let the head of my lord's household ensure that both the clerk and the server taste the food prepared and served. My lord should avoid any perfumes that aren’t from reputable sources; no ointments—no scented creams. He should never drink or eat fruit with strangers, whether at lunch or at any other time. Especially, he should be careful if he goes to Kenilworth—his claim of illness and being on a special diet will, and must, justify such unusual behavior.”
“And thou,” said Tressilian, “what dost thou think to make of thyself?”
“And you,” said Tressilian, “what do you think you're going to make of yourself?”
“France, Spain, either India, East or West, shall be my refuge,” said Wayland, “ere I venture my life by residing within ken of Doboobie, Demetrius, or whatever else he calls himself for the time.”
“France, Spain, or even India, East or West, will be my refuge,” said Wayland, “before I risk my life by staying within reach of Doboobie, Demetrius, or whatever he decides to call himself at the moment.”
“Well,” said Tressilian, “this happens not inopportunely. I had business for you in Berkshire, but in the opposite extremity to the place where thou art known; and ere thou hadst found out this new reason for living private, I had settled to send thee thither upon a secret embassage.”
“Well,” Tressilian said, “this comes at a good time. I had some business for you in Berkshire, but on the other side from where you’re known; and before you found this new reason to stay out of sight, I had decided to send you there on a secret mission.”
The artist expressed himself willing to receive his commands, and Tressilian, knowing he was well acquainted with the outline of his business at court, frankly explained to him the whole, mentioned the agreement which subsisted betwixt Giles Gosling and him, and told what had that day been averred in the presence-chamber by Varney, and supported by Leicester.
The artist showed he was ready to take on his instructions, and Tressilian, knowing he understood the details of his situation at court, openly explained everything to him. He mentioned the agreement that existed between him and Giles Gosling and told him what Varney had claimed in the presence chamber that day, with Leicester backing him up.
“Thou seest,” he added, “that, in the circumstances in which I am placed, it behoves me to keep a narrow watch on the motions of these unprincipled men, Varney and his complices, Foster and Lambourne, as well as on those of my Lord Leicester himself, who, I suspect, is partly a deceiver, and not altogether the deceived in that matter. Here is my ring, as a pledge to Giles Gosling. Here is besides gold, which shall be trebled if thou serve me faithfully. Away down to Cumnor, and see what happens there.”
“You see,” he added, “that given my situation, I need to keep a close eye on the actions of these dishonest men, Varney and his accomplices, Foster and Lambourne, as well as on my Lord Leicester himself, who I suspect is partly a deceiver and not entirely deceived in this matter. Here’s my ring as a promise to Giles Gosling. Additionally, here’s some gold, which will be tripled if you serve me loyally. Now head down to Cumnor and see what happens there.”
“I go with double good-will,” said the artist, “first, because I serve your honour, who has been so kind to me; and then, that I may escape my old master, who, if not an absolute incarnation of the devil, has, at least, as much of the demon about him, in will, word, and action; as ever polluted humanity. And yet let him take care of me. I fly him now, as heretofore; but if, like the Scottish wild cattle, I am vexed by frequent pursuit, I may turn on him in hate and desperation. [A remnant of the wild cattle of Scotland are preserved at Chillingham Castle, near Wooler, in Northumberland, the seat of Lord Tankerville. They fly before strangers; but if disturbed and followed, they turn with fury on those who persist in annoying them.] Will your honour command my nag to be saddled? I will but give the medicine to my lord, divided in its proper proportions, with a few instructions. His safety will then depend on the care of his friends and domestics; for the past he is guarded, but let him beware of the future.”
“I’m all in,” said the artist, “first, because I’m serving you, who has been so kind to me; and also, to escape my old master, who, if he’s not the devil himself, definitely has enough evil in him in will, word, and action to corrupt humanity. But he better watch out for me. I avoid him as I always have, but if I’m chased too often, like the wild cattle of Scotland, I might turn on him in anger and desperation. [A remnant of the wild cattle of Scotland are preserved at Chillingham Castle, near Wooler, in Northumberland, the seat of Lord Tankerville. They flee from strangers; but if disturbed and followed, they turn with fury on those who persist in annoying them.] Will you order my horse to be saddled? I’ll just give my lord the medicine in the right amounts, along with a few instructions. His safety will then depend on the care of his friends and household; he’s protected from the past, but he needs to be careful about the future.”
Wayland Smith accordingly made his farewell visit to the Earl of Sussex, dictated instructions as to his regimen, and precautions concerning his diet, and left Sayes Court without waiting for morning.
Wayland Smith then made his farewell visit to the Earl of Sussex, gave instructions about his routine and dietary precautions, and left Sayes Court without waiting for morning.
CHAPTER XVIII.
The moment comes—
It is already come—when thou must write
The absolute total of thy life's vast sum.
The constellations stand victorious o'er thee,
The planets shoot good fortune in fair junctions,
And tell thee, “Now's the time.”
—SCHILLER'S WALLENSTEIN, BY COLERIDGE.
The moment arrives—
It has already arrived—when you must write
The complete total of your life's vast journey.
The stars shine down on you,
The planets align to bring you good luck,
And tell you, “Now's the time.”
—SCHILLER'S WALLENSTEIN, BY COLERIDGE.
When Leicester returned to his lodging, after a day so important and so harassing, in which, after riding out more than one gale, and touching on more than one shoal, his bark had finally gained the harbour with banner displayed, he seemed to experience as much fatigue as a mariner after a perilous storm. He spoke not a word while his chamberlain exchanged his rich court-mantle for a furred night-robe, and when this officer signified that Master Varney desired to speak with his lordship, he replied only by a sullen nod. Varney, however, entered, accepting this signal as a permission, and the chamberlain withdrew.
When Leicester returned to his room after such an important and stressful day, during which he had faced several storms and navigated through various dangers, he finally made it back safely, feeling as exhausted as a sailor after a tough storm. He didn't say a word while his attendant swapped his fancy court cloak for a warm night robe, and when the attendant indicated that Master Varney wanted to speak with him, he just responded with a gloomy nod. However, Varney took this as an invitation and walked in, while the attendant left.
The Earl remained silent and almost motionless in his chair, his head reclined on his hand, and his elbow resting upon the table which stood beside him, without seeming to be conscious of the entrance or of the presence of his confidant. Varney waited for some minutes until he should speak, desirous to know what was the finally predominant mood of a mind through which so many powerful emotions had that day taken their course. But he waited in vain, for Leicester continued still silent, and the confidant saw himself under the necessity of being the first to speak. “May I congratulate your lordship,” he said, “on the deserved superiority you have this day attained over your most formidable rival?”
The Earl sat silent and almost still in his chair, his head resting on his hand, with his elbow on the table beside him, appearing unaware of his confidant's arrival or presence. Varney waited for a few minutes for him to say something, eager to understand the dominant mood of a mind that had gone through so many intense emotions that day. But his wait was pointless, as Leicester remained quiet, and Varney realized he needed to be the first to speak. “Can I congratulate you, my lord,” he said, “on the well-deserved victory you achieved today over your toughest rival?”
Leicester raised his head, and answered sadly, but without anger, “Thou, Varney, whose ready invention has involved me in a web of most mean and perilous falsehood, knowest best what small reason there is for gratulation on the subject.”
Leicester lifted his head and replied sadly, but without anger, “You, Varney, whose quick thinking has caught me in a web of petty and dangerous lies, know best how little reason there is for celebration on this topic.”
“Do you blame me, my lord,” said Varney, “for not betraying, on the first push, the secret on which your fortunes depended, and which you have so oft and so earnestly recommended to my safe keeping? Your lordship was present in person, and might have contradicted me and ruined yourself by an avowal of the truth; but surely it was no part of a faithful servant to have done so without your commands.”
“Do you blame me, my lord?” Varney said. “For not revealing, at the first chance, the secret on which your fortunes relied, and which you have so often and so earnestly asked me to protect? You were there in person and could have contradicted me, risking your own downfall by admitting the truth; but surely it wouldn't have been right for a loyal servant to do that without your orders.”
“I cannot deny it, Varney,” said the Earl, rising and walking across the room; “my own ambition has been traitor to my love.”
“I can’t deny it, Varney,” said the Earl, getting up and walking across the room; “my own ambition has betrayed my love.”
“Say rather, my lord, that your love has been traitor to your greatness, and barred you from such a prospect of honour and power as the world cannot offer to any other. To make my honoured lady a countess, you have missed the chance of being yourself—”
“Say instead, my lord, that your love has betrayed your greatness, and kept you from an opportunity for honor and power that the world can't offer to anyone else. By making my respected lady a countess, you've missed the chance to be yourself—”
He paused, and seemed unwilling to complete the sentence.
He paused and appeared reluctant to finish the sentence.
“Of being myself what?” demanded Leicester; “speak out thy meaning, Varney.”
“Of being myself what?” asked Leicester. “Just say what you mean, Varney.”
“Of being yourself a KING, my lord,” replied Varney; “and King of England to boot! It is no treason to our Queen to say so. It would have chanced by her obtaining that which all true subjects wish her—a lusty, noble, and gallant husband.”
“Of being your own KING, my lord,” replied Varney; “and King of England, too! It’s not treason to our Queen to say that. It would have happened if she had gotten what all loyal subjects want for her—a strong, noble, and valiant husband.”
“Thou ravest, Varney,” answered Leicester. “Besides, our times have seen enough to make men loathe the Crown Matrimonial which men take from their wives' lap. There was Darnley of Scotland.”
“You're raving, Varney,” replied Leicester. “Besides, our times have seen enough to make people hate the Crown Matrimonial that men take from their wives' lap. There was Darnley of Scotland.”
“He!” said Varney; “a, gull, a fool, a thrice-sodden ass, who suffered himself to be fired off into the air like a rocket on a rejoicing day. Had Mary had the hap to have wedded the noble Earl ONCE destined to share her throne, she had experienced a husband of different metal; and her husband had found in her a wife as complying and loving as the mate of the meanest squire who follows the hounds a-horseback, and holds her husband's bridle as he mounts.”
“Hey!” Varney said; “a gull, a fool, a complete idiot, who let himself be shot up into the air like a firework on a celebration day. If Mary had been lucky enough to marry the noble Earl who was once meant to share her throne, she would have had a husband of a different kind; and her husband would have found in her a wife as accommodating and loving as the partner of the simplest squire who rides with the hounds and holds her husband's reins as he gets on his horse.”
“It might have been as thou sayest, Varney,” said Leicester, a brief smile of self-satisfaction passing over his anxious countenance. “Henry Darnley knew little of women—with Mary, a man who knew her sex might have had some chance of holding his own. But not with Elizabeth, Varney for I thank God, when he gave her the heart of a woman, gave her the head of a man to control its follies. No, I know her. She will accept love-tokens, ay, and requite them with the like—put sugared sonnets in her bosom, ay, and answer them too—push gallantry to the very verge where it becomes exchange of affection; but she writes NIL ULTRA to all which is to follow, and would not barter one iota of her own supreme power for all the alphabet of both Cupid and Hymen.”
“It might have been as you say, Varney,” said Leicester, a brief smile of self-satisfaction crossing his worried face. “Henry Darnley didn’t understand women—if a man knew how to navigate Mary, he might have had a chance. But not with Elizabeth, Varney, because I thank God that when He gave her the heart of a woman, He also gave her the mind of a man to manage its whims. No, I know her. She will accept tokens of love, yes, and return them in kind—keep sweet sonnets close to her heart, yes, and respond to them too—push flirtation to the very edge where it turns into a mutual exchange of affection; but she writes NIL ULTRA to everything that comes after and wouldn’t trade even a bit of her own supreme power for all the tokens of Cupid and Hymen.”
“The better for you, my lord,” said Varney—“that is, in the case supposed, if such be her disposition; since you think you cannot aspire to become her husband. Her favourite you are, and may remain, if the lady at Cumnor place continues in her present obscurity.”
“The better for you, my lord,” said Varney—“that is, if that’s how she feels; since you believe you can’t aim to be her husband. You’re her favorite and can stay that way, as long as the lady at Cumnor Place stays in her current obscurity.”
“Poor Amy!” said Leicester, with a deep sigh; “she desires so earnestly to be acknowledged in presence of God and man!”
“Poor Amy!” said Leicester, with a deep sigh; “she really wants to be recognized in front of God and everyone else!”
“Ay, but, my lord,” said Varney, “is her desire reasonable? That is the question. Her religious scruples are solved; she is an honoured and beloved wife, enjoying the society of her husband at such times as his weightier duties permit him to afford her his company. What would she more? I am right sure that a lady so gentle and so loving would consent to live her life through in a certain obscurity—which is, after all, not dimmer than when she was at Lidcote Hall—rather than diminish the least jot of her lord's honours and greatness by a premature attempt to share them.”
“Ay, but, my lord,” said Varney, “is her wish reasonable? That’s the question. Her religious concerns are resolved; she is a respected and cherished wife, enjoying her husband’s company whenever his more important duties allow it. What more could she want? I’m sure a lady as kind and loving as she would agree to live her life in a bit of obscurity—which is, after all, not any dimmer than when she was at Lidcote Hall—rather than take any action that might undermine her husband’s status and achievements by trying to share them too soon.”
“There is something in what thou sayest,” said Leicester, “and her appearance here were fatal. Yet she must be seen at Kenilworth; Elizabeth will not forget that she has so appointed.”
“There’s something in what you’re saying,” said Leicester, “and her being here would be disastrous. Still, she needs to be seen at Kenilworth; Elizabeth won't forget that she arranged it.”
“Let me sleep on that hard point,” said Varney; “I cannot else perfect the device I have on the stithy, which I trust will satisfy the Queen and please my honoured lady, yet leave this fatal secret where it is now buried. Has your lordship further commands for the night?”
“Let me think about that difficult issue,” said Varney; “I can’t complete the device I’m working on unless I do, which I hope will satisfy the Queen and please my esteemed lady, while keeping this deadly secret buried where it is now. Do you have any other instructions for me tonight?”
“I would be alone,” said Leicester. “Leave me, and place my steel casket on the table. Be within summons.”
“I'll be on my own,” said Leicester. “Just leave me and put my steel casket on the table. Stay close by if I need you.”
Varney retired, and the Earl, opening the window of his apartment, looked out long and anxiously upon the brilliant host of stars which glimmered in the splendour of a summer firmament. The words burst from him as at unawares, “I had never more need that the heavenly bodies should befriend me, for my earthly path is darkened and confused.”
Varney left, and the Earl, opening the window of his apartment, looked out for a long time, anxiously gazing at the brilliant stars shining in the glory of a summer sky. The words escaped him unexpectedly, “I’ve never needed the heavenly bodies to help me more, for my earthly path is dark and confusing.”
It is well known that the age reposed a deep confidence in the vain predictions of judicial astrology, and Leicester, though exempt from the general control of superstition, was not in this respect superior to his time, but, on the contrary, was remarkable for the encouragement which he gave to the professors of this pretended science. Indeed, the wish to pry into futurity, so general among the human race, is peculiarly to be found amongst those who trade in state mysteries and the dangerous intrigues and cabals of courts. With heedful precaution to see that it had not been opened, or its locks tampered with, Leicester applied a key to the steel casket, and drew from it, first, a parcel of gold pieces, which he put into a silk purse; then a parchment inscribed with planetary signs, and the lines and calculations used in framing horoscopes, on which he gazed intently for a few moments; and, lastly, took forth a large key, which, lifting aside the tapestry, he applied to a little, concealed door in the corner of the apartment, and opening it, disclosed a stair constructed in the thickness of the wall.
It’s widely recognized that the era had a strong belief in the empty predictions of astrology, and Leicester, while not generally swayed by superstition, was not really any different in this respect. In fact, he was known for supporting those who practiced this false science. The desire to look into the future, common to humanity, is especially strong among those involved in state secrets and the risky plots and schemes of royal courts. With careful consideration to ensure it hadn’t been tampered with, Leicester used a key to open the steel chest and pulled out first a bundle of gold coins, which he placed into a silk purse. Then, he took out a parchment filled with astrological symbols, lines, and calculations used for creating horoscopes, which he examined closely for a few moments. Finally, he retrieved a large key, and after moving aside the tapestry, he used it to open a small hidden door in the corner of the room, revealing a staircase built into the thickness of the wall.
“Alasco,” said the Earl, with a voice raised, yet no higher raised than to be heard by the inhabitant of the small turret to which the stair conducted—“Alasco, I say, descend.”
“Alasco,” said the Earl, his voice raised but just loud enough to be heard by the person in the small turret that the stairs led to—“Alasco, I’m telling you, come down.”
“I come, my lord,” answered a voice from above. The foot of an aged man was heard slowly descending the narrow stair, and Alasco entered the Earl's apartment. The astrologer was a little man, and seemed much advanced in age, for his beard was long and white, and reached over his black doublet down to his silken girdle. His hair was of the same venerable hue. But his eyebrows were as dark as the keen and piercing black eyes which they shaded, and this peculiarity gave a wild and singular cast to the physiognomy of the old man. His cheek was still fresh and ruddy, and the eyes we have mentioned resembled those of a rat in acuteness and even fierceness of expression. His manner was not without a sort of dignity; and the interpreter of the stars, though respectful, seemed altogether at his ease, and even assumed a tone of instruction and command in conversing with the prime favourite of Elizabeth.
“I’m coming, my lord,” answered a voice from above. The foot of an elderly man was heard slowly making its way down the narrow stair, and Alasco entered the Earl's room. The astrologer was a short man and appeared quite old, as his beard was long and white, reaching over his black doublet down to his silk belt. His hair matched the same distinguished color. However, his eyebrows were as dark as his sharp and piercing black eyes, and this contrast gave a wild and unique look to the old man's face. His cheeks were still fresh and rosy, and his eyes resembled those of a rat in their sharpness and even fierceness. His demeanor held a certain dignity; and although the interpreter of the stars was respectful, he seemed completely at ease and even adopted a tone of instruction and authority while speaking with the prime favorite of Elizabeth.
“Your prognostications have failed, Alasco,” said the Earl, when they had exchanged salutations—“he is recovering.”
“Your predictions have missed the mark, Alasco,” said the Earl, after they exchanged greetings—“he's getting better.”
“My son,” replied the astrologer, “let me remind you I warranted not his death; nor is there any prognostication that can be derived from the heavenly bodies, their aspects and their conjunctions, which is not liable to be controlled by the will of Heaven. ASTRA REGUNT HOMINES, SED REGIT ASTRA DEUS.”
“My son,” said the astrologer, “let me remind you that I didn't guarantee his death; nor is there any prediction that can be made from the stars, their positions, and their alignments that isn’t subject to the will of Heaven. THE STARS RULE HUMANS, BUT GOD RULES THE STARS.”
“Of what avail, then, is your mystery?” inquired the Earl.
“What's the point of your mystery, then?” the Earl asked.
“Of much, my son,” replied the old man, “since it can show the natural and probable course of events, although that course moves in subordination to an Higher Power. Thus, in reviewing the horoscope which your Lordship subjected to my skill, you will observe that Saturn, being in the sixth House in opposition to Mars, retrograde in the House of Life, cannot but denote long and dangerous sickness, the issue whereof is in the will of Heaven, though death may probably be inferred. Yet if I knew the name of the party I would erect another scheme.”
“Of much, my son,” replied the old man, “since it can show the natural and probable course of events, even though that course is under the influence of a Higher Power. So, when looking at the horoscope that your Lordship brought to me, you will see that Saturn, being in the sixth House and opposite Mars, which is in retrograde in the House of Life, indicates long and serious illness, the outcome of which rests in the hands of Heaven, although death may likely be suggested. But if I knew the name of the individual, I could create another chart.”
“His name is a secret,” said the Earl; “yet, I must own, thy prognostication hath not been unfaithful. He has been sick, and dangerously so, not, however, to death. But hast thou again cast my horoscope as Varney directed thee, and art thou prepared to say what the stars tell of my present fortune?”
“His name is a secret,” said the Earl; “but I have to admit, your prediction hasn’t been wrong. He has been sick, and seriously so, but not to the point of death. But have you looked at my horoscope again as Varney instructed you, and are you ready to share what the stars say about my current fortune?”
“My art stands at your command,” said the old man; “and here, my son, is the map of thy fortunes, brilliant in aspect as ever beamed from those blessed signs whereby our life is influenced, yet not unchequered with fears, difficulties, and dangers.”
“ My art is at your service,” said the old man; “and here, my son, is the map of your fortunes, shimmering as brightly as ever shown by those blessed signs that guide our lives, but it’s not without its share of fears, challenges, and dangers.”
“My lot were more than mortal were it otherwise,” said the Earl. “Proceed, father, and believe you speak with one ready to undergo his destiny in action and in passion as may beseem a noble of England.”
“My fate would be more than mortal if it were different,” said the Earl. “Go on, father, and know that you’re speaking to someone prepared to face his destiny in both action and emotion, as befits a noble of England.”
“Thy courage to do and to suffer must be wound up yet a strain higher,” said the old man. “The stars intimate yet a prouder title, yet an higher rank. It is for thee to guess their meaning, not for me to name it.”
“Your courage to act and endure needs to be taken up a notch,” said the old man. “The stars suggest an even prouder title, an even higher rank. It's for you to figure out what they mean, not for me to say.”
“Name it, I conjure you—name it, I command you!” said the Earl, his eyes brightening as he spoke.
“Name it, I urge you—name it, I command you!” said the Earl, his eyes lighting up as he spoke.
“I may not, and I will not,” replied the old man. “The ire of princes is as the wrath of the lion. But mark, and judge for thyself. Here Venus, ascendant in the House of Life, and conjoined with Sol, showers down that flood of silver light, blent with gold, which promises power, wealth, dignity, all that the proud heart of man desires, and in such abundance that never the future Augustus of that old and mighty Rome heard from his HARUSPICES such a tale of glory, as from this rich text my lore might read to my favourite son.”
“I might not, and I won’t,” replied the old man. “The anger of princes is like the fury of a lion. But listen, and judge for yourself. Here Venus, rising in the House of Life and aligning with the Sun, pours down that stream of silver light mixed with gold, which promises power, wealth, dignity—everything the proud heart of man desires, and in such abundance that no future Augustus of that ancient and powerful Rome ever heard from his seers such a tale of glory as my knowledge could read from this rich text to my favorite son.”
“Thou dost but jest with me, father,” said the Earl, astonished at the strain of enthusiasm in which the astrologer delivered his prediction.
“You're just teasing me, Dad,” said the Earl, surprised by the excited tone in which the astrologer shared his prediction.
“Is it for him to jest who hath his eye on heaven, who hath his foot in the grave?” returned the old man solemnly.
“Is it fitting for someone focused on heaven, with one foot in the grave, to joke around?” the old man replied seriously.
The Earl made two or three strides through the apartment, with his hand outstretched, as one who follows the beckoning signal of some phantom, waving him on to deeds of high import. As he turned, however, he caught the eye of the astrologer fixed on him, while an observing glance of the most shrewd penetration shot from under the penthouse of his shaggy, dark eyebrows. Leicester's haughty and suspicious soul at once caught fire. He darted towards the old man from the farther end of the lofty apartment, only standing still when his extended hand was within a foot of the astrologer's body.
The Earl took a few strides across the room, his hand outstretched, like someone following the call of a ghost, urging him toward important actions. However, as he turned, he noticed the astrologer staring at him, with a keen, penetrating gaze peeking out from beneath his thick, dark eyebrows. Leicester's proud and wary spirit flared up instantly. He rushed toward the old man from the far end of the spacious room, only stopping when his outstretched hand was about a foot away from the astrologer's body.
“Wretch!” he said, “if you dare to palter with me, I will have your skin stripped from your living flesh! Confess thou hast been hired to deceive and to betray me—that thou art a cheat, and I thy silly prey and booty!”
“Wretch!” he said, “if you dare to play games with me, I will have your skin stripped from your living flesh! Admit you've been hired to deceive and betray me—that you're a con artist, and I’m your foolish victim and prize!”
The old man exhibited some symptoms of emotion, but not more than the furious deportment of his patron might have extorted from innocence itself.
The old man showed some signs of emotion, but not more than the intense behavior of his boss could have provoked from someone completely innocent.
“What means this violence, my lord?” he answered, “or in what can I have deserved it at your hand?”
“What is this violence, my lord?” he replied, “or what have I done to deserve it from you?”
“Give me proof,” said the Earl vehemently, “that you have not tampered with mine enemies.”
“Show me proof,” the Earl said passionately, “that you haven’t messed with my enemies.”
“My lord,” replied the old man, with dignity, “you can have no better proof than that which you yourself elected. In that turret I have spent the last twenty-four hours under the key which has been in your own custody. The hours of darkness I have spent in gazing on the heavenly bodies with these dim eyes, and during those of light I have toiled this aged brain to complete the calculation arising from their combinations. Earthly food I have not tasted—earthly voice I have not heard. You are yourself aware I had no means of doing so; and yet I tell you—I who have been thus shut up in solitude and study—that within these twenty-four hours your star has become predominant in the horizon, and either the bright book of heaven speaks false, or there must have been a proportionate revolution in your fortunes upon earth. If nothing has happened within that space to secure your power, or advance your favour, then am I indeed a cheat, and the divine art, which was first devised in the plains of Chaldea, is a foul imposture.”
“My lord,” replied the old man with dignity, “you can have no better proof than what you chose yourself. I’ve spent the last twenty-four hours in that turret, locked under the key that has been in your custody. During the dark hours, I have gazed at the stars with these dim eyes, and during the light, I’ve worked this aged brain to finish the calculations based on their positions. I haven't tasted earthly food or heard any earthly voice. You know I had no way to do so; and yet I tell you—I, who have been shut up in solitude and study—that within these twenty-four hours, your star has become the most prominent on the horizon, and either the bright book of heaven is wrong, or something significant must have changed in your fortunes on earth. If nothing has occurred in that time to secure your power or improve your situation, then I am truly a fraud, and the divine art, which was first developed in the lands of Chaldea, is a complete scam.”
“It is true,” said Leicester, after a moment's reflection, “thou wert closely immured; and it is also true that the change has taken place in my situation which thou sayest the horoscope indicates.”
“It’s true,” said Leicester, after a moment of thinking, “you were kept in a tight spot; and it’s also true that the change in my situation is what the horoscope says.”
“Wherefore this distrust then, my son?” said the astrologer, assuming a tone of admonition; “the celestial intelligences brook not diffidence, even in their favourites.”
“Why the distrust, my son?” said the astrologer, taking on a tone of warning. “The celestial beings don’t tolerate hesitation, even from their favorites.”
“Peace, father,” answered Leicester, “I have erred in doubting thee. Not to mortal man, nor to celestial intelligence—under that which is supreme—will Dudley's lips say more in condescension or apology. Speak rather to the present purpose. Amid these bright promises thou hast said there was a threatening aspect. Can thy skill tell whence, or by whose means, such danger seems to impend?”
“Calm down, Dad,” replied Leicester, “I was wrong to doubt you. I won’t say anything more in condescension or apology to anyone—mortal or divine—under that which is supreme. Let’s focus on the task at hand. Despite all these bright promises, you mentioned there’s a looming threat. Can you figure out where it’s coming from, or who might be behind it?”
“Thus far only,” answered the astrologer, “does my art enable me to answer your query. The infortune is threatened by the malignant and adverse aspect, through means of a youth, and, as I think, a rival; but whether in love or in prince's favour, I know not nor can I give further indication respecting him, save that he comes from the western quarter.”
“That's all I can tell you,” replied the astrologer. “The misfortune is caused by a negative and harmful influence, likely from a young man, who I believe is a rival. However, I can't say whether this is in matters of love or with regard to the prince’s favor. All I can say is that he comes from the west.”
“The western—ha!” replied Leicester, “it is enough—the tempest does indeed brew in that quarter! Cornwall and Devon—Raleigh and Tressilian—one of them is indicated-I must beware of both. Father, if I have done thy skill injustice, I will make thee a lordly recompense.”
“The west—ha!” replied Leicester, “that’s enough—the storm is definitely brewing over there! Cornwall and Devon—Raleigh and Tressilian—one of them is a threat—I have to watch out for both. Father, if I’ve underestimated your abilities, I’ll make it up to you in a grand way.”
He took a purse of gold from the strong casket which stood before him. “Have thou double the recompense which Varney promised. Be faithful—be secret—obey the directions thou shalt receive from my master of the horse, and grudge not a little seclusion or restraint in my cause—it shall be richly considered.—Here, Varney—conduct this venerable man to thine own lodging; tend him heedfully in all things, but see that he holds communication with no one.”
He took a bag of gold from the sturdy chest in front of him. “Take double the reward that Varney promised. Be loyal—keep it confidential—follow the instructions you’ll get from my master of the horse, and don’t complain about a bit of isolation or restraint in my cause—it will be well rewarded. —Here, Varney—take this elderly man to your own place; take good care of him in every way, but make sure he doesn’t talk to anyone.”
Varney bowed, and the astrologer kissed the Earl's hand in token of adieu, and followed the master of the horse to another apartment, in which were placed wine and refreshments for his use.
Varney bowed, and the astrologer kissed the Earl's hand as a farewell, then followed the master of the horse to another room where wine and snacks were set up for him.
The astrologer sat down to his repast, while Varney shut two doors with great precaution, examined the tapestry, lest any listener lurked behind it, and then sitting down opposite to the sage, began to question him.
The astrologer sat down to his meal, while Varney carefully closed two doors, checked the tapestry to make sure no one was eavesdropping, and then sat down across from the sage to start asking him questions.
“Saw you my signal from the court beneath?”
"Saw you my signal from the court below?"
“I did,” said Alasco, for by such name he was at present called, “and shaped the horoscope accordingly.”
“I did,” said Alasco, which is the name he goes by now, “and created the horoscope based on that.”
“And it passed upon the patron without challenge?” continued Varney.
“And it happened without anyone questioning the patron?” continued Varney.
“Not without challenge,” replied the old man, “but it did pass; and I added, as before agreed, danger from a discovered secret, and a western youth.”
“Not without challenges,” the old man replied, “but it did pass; and I added, as we agreed before, danger from a revealed secret, and a young man from the West.”
“My lord's fear will stand sponsor to the one, and his conscience to the other, of these prognostications,” replied Varney. “Sure never man chose to run such a race as his, yet continued to retain those silly scruples! I am fain to cheat him to his own profit. But touching your matters, sage interpreter of the stars, I can tell you more of your own fortune than plan or figure can show. You must be gone from hence forthwith.”
“My lord's fear will back one of these predictions, and his conscience will back the other,” Varney replied. “I’ve never seen anyone choose to run such a risky path while still holding onto those foolish doubts! I’m tempted to deceive him for his own good. But regarding your situation, wise reader of the stars, I can tell you more about your fate than any chart or diagram can show. You need to leave here immediately.”
“I will not,” said Alasco peevishly. “I have been too much hurried up and down of late—immured for day and night in a desolate turret-chamber. I must enjoy my liberty, and pursue my studies, which are of more import than the fate of fifty statesmen and favourites that rise and burst like bubbles in the atmosphere of a court.”
“I won’t,” Alasco said irritably. “I’ve been rushed around too much lately—locked away day and night in a lonely tower room. I need to enjoy my freedom and focus on my studies, which are more important than the rise and fall of fifty politicians and favorites who come and go like bubbles in the atmosphere of a court.”
“At your pleasure,” said Varney, with a sneer that habit had rendered familiar to his features, and which forms the principal characteristic which painters have assigned to that of Satan—“at your pleasure,” he said; “you may enjoy your liberty and your studies until the daggers of Sussex's followers are clashing within your doublet and against your ribs.” The old man turned pale, and Varney proceeded. “Wot you not he hath offered a reward for the arch-quack and poison-vender, Demetrius, who sold certain precious spices to his lordship's cook? What! turn you pale, old friend? Does Hali already see an infortune in the House of Life? Why, hark thee, we will have thee down to an old house of mine in the country, where thou shalt live with a hobnailed slave, whom thy alchemy may convert into ducats, for to such conversion alone is thy art serviceable.”
“At your convenience,” Varney said, sneering in a way that had become familiar to his face, which artists often associate with Satan—“at your convenience,” he continued; “you can enjoy your freedom and studies until the daggers of Sussex's followers are clashing against your coat and ribs.” The old man turned pale, and Varney went on. “Don’t you know he has put a bounty on the fraud and poison dealer, Demetrius, who sold some valuable spices to his lordship's cook? What! You're looking pale, old friend? Is Hali already sensing misfortune in the House of Life? Well, listen, we’ll take you down to one of my old houses in the country, where you’ll live with a rough servant, whom your alchemy might turn into gold, since that’s the only use your art is good for.”
“It is false, thou foul-mouthed railer,” said Alasco, shaking with impotent anger; “it is well known that I have approached more nearly to projection than any hermetic artist who now lives. There are not six chemists in the world who possess so near an approximation to the grand arcanum—”
“It’s a lie, you foul-mouthed critic,” said Alasco, trembling with helpless rage; “it’s well known that I have come closer to achieving projection than any alchemist alive today. There are not six chemists in the world who have such a close approximation to the grand secret—”
“Come, come,” said Varney, interrupting him, “what means this, in the name of Heaven? Do we not know one another? I believe thee to be so perfect—so very perfect—in the mystery of cheating, that, having imposed upon all mankind, thou hast at length in some measure imposed upon thyself, and without ceasing to dupe others, hast become a species of dupe to thine own imagination. Blush not for it, man—thou art learned, and shalt have classical comfort:
“Come on,” Varney interrupted, “what does this mean, for heaven's sake? Don’t we know each other? I believe you’re so incredibly skilled at deception that, after fooling everyone else, you’ve started to fool yourself a little too, and while you continue to trick others, you’ve become a kind of fool to your own beliefs. Don’t be ashamed of it, man—you’re educated, and you’ll find solace in the classics:
'Ne quisquam Ajacem possit superare nisi Ajax.'
'No one can surpass Ajax except Ajax himself.'
No one but thyself could have gulled thee; and thou hast gulled the whole brotherhood of the Rosy Cross besides—none so deep in the mystery as thou. But hark thee in thine ear: had the seasoning which spiced Sussex's broth wrought more surely, I would have thought better of the chemical science thou dost boast so highly.”
No one but yourself could have fooled you; and you’ve fooled the entire Rosy Cross brotherhood on top of that—none so deeply in the mystery as you. But listen closely: if the seasoning that spiced Sussex’s broth had worked more effectively, I would have thought more highly of the chemical science you brag about so much.
“Thou art an hardened villain, Varney,” replied Alasco; “many will do those things who dare not speak of them.”
“You're a hardened villain, Varney,” replied Alasco; “many will do those things who wouldn’t dare talk about them.”
“And many speak of them who dare not do them,” answered Varney. “But be not wroth—I will not quarrel with thee. If I did, I were fain to live on eggs for a month, that I might feed without fear. Tell me at once, how came thine art to fail thee at this great emergency?”
“And a lot of people talk about things they wouldn't actually do,” Varney replied. “But don’t be angry—I’m not looking for a fight with you. If I were, I’d rather live on eggs for a month just to eat without worry. Just tell me, how did your skill let you down in this crucial moment?”
“The Earl of Sussex's horoscope intimates,” replied the astrologer, “that the sign of the ascendant being in combustion—”
“The Earl of Sussex's horoscope suggests,” replied the astrologer, “that the sign of the ascendant is in a state of combustion—”
“Away with your gibberish,” replied Varney; “thinkest thou it is the patron thou speakest with?”
“Away with your nonsense,” replied Varney; “do you think you’re talking to the patron?”
“I crave your pardon,” replied the old man, “and swear to you I know but one medicine that could have saved the Earl's life; and as no man living in England knows that antidote save myself—moreover, as the ingredients, one of them in particular, are scarce possible to be come by, I must needs suppose his escape was owing to such a constitution of lungs and vital parts as was never before bound up in a body of clay.”
“I ask for your forgiveness,” replied the old man, “and I assure you I know only one remedy that could have saved the Earl's life; and since no one else in England knows that antidote besides me—furthermore, since the ingredients, especially one in particular, are really hard to find, I have to believe his survival was due to a unique strength in his lungs and vital organs that had never before been found in a human body.”
“There was some talk of a quack who waited on him,” said Varney, after a moment's reflection. “Are you sure there is no one in England who has this secret of thine?”
“There was some talk about a fake doctor who attended to him,” Varney said after thinking for a moment. “Are you sure there’s no one in England who knows this secret of yours?”
“One man there was,” said the doctor, “once my servant, who might have stolen this of me, with one or two other secrets of art. But content you, Master Varney, it is no part of my policy to suffer such interlopers to interfere in my trade. He pries into no mysteries more, I warrant you, for, as I well believe, he hath been wafted to heaven on the wing of a fiery dragon—peace be with him! But in this retreat of mine shall I have the use of mine elaboratory?”
“There's one guy,” the doctor said, “who used to be my servant and could have stolen this from me, along with a couple of other secrets. But don't worry, Master Varney, I don’t let anyone like that mess with my work. I’m sure he’s not snooping around anymore because, as far as I know, he’s been taken up to heaven on the back of a fiery dragon—may he rest in peace! But in this hideaway of mine, will I be able to use my lab?”
“Of a whole workshop, man,” said Varney; “for a reverend father abbot, who was fain to give place to bluff King Hal and some of his courtiers, a score of years since, had a chemist's complete apparatus, which he was obliged to leave behind him to his successors. Thou shalt there occupy, and melt, and puff, and blaze, and multiply, until the Green Dragon become a golden goose, or whatever the newer phrase of the brotherhood may testify.”
“Of a whole workshop, man,” Varney said; “because a reverend father abbot, who had to make way for the bold King Hal and some of his courtiers, a score of years ago, owned a complete set of chemistry equipment, which he had to leave behind for his successors. You will be there to work, and melt, and puff, and blaze, and multiply, until the Green Dragon turns into a golden goose, or whatever the latest phrase of the brotherhood says.”
“Thou art right, Master Varney,” said the alchemist setting his teeth close and grinding them together—“thou art right even in thy very contempt of right and reason. For what thou sayest in mockery may in sober verity chance to happen ere we meet again. If the most venerable sages of ancient days have spoken the truth—if the most learned of our own have rightly received it; if I have been accepted wherever I travelled in Germany, in Poland, in Italy, and in the farther Tartary, as one to whom nature has unveiled her darkest secrets; if I have acquired the most secret signs and passwords of the Jewish Cabala, so that the greyest beard in the synagogue would brush the steps to make them clean for me;—if all this is so, and if there remains but one step—one little step—betwixt my long, deep, and dark, and subterranean progress, and that blaze of light which shall show Nature watching her richest and her most glorious productions in the very cradle—one step betwixt dependence and the power of sovereignty—one step betwixt poverty and such a sum of wealth as earth, without that noble secret, cannot minister from all her mines in the old or the new-found world; if this be all so, is it not reasonable that to this I dedicate my future life, secure, for a brief period of studious patience, to rise above the mean dependence upon favourites, and THEIR favourites, by which I am now enthralled!”
“You're right, Master Varney,” said the alchemist, gritting his teeth. “You're right even in your complete disdain for what’s right and rational. Because what you say in jest might actually come to be before we meet again. If the most respected sages of ancient times have spoken the truth—if the most knowledgeable among us have rightly accepted it; if I've been welcomed wherever I traveled in Germany, Poland, Italy, and far-off Tartary, as someone to whom nature has revealed her deepest secrets; if I've learned the most hidden signs and passwords of the Jewish Cabala, so that even the oldest man in the synagogue would clear a path for me;—if all this is true, and if there’s just one more step—one tiny step—between my long, deep, dark, underground journey and that burst of light that will show nature admiring her most precious and glorious creations right from the beginning—one step between dependence and the power of control—one step between poverty and a level of wealth that this world, without that noble secret, can’t provide from all its mines in either the old or new world; if all this is accurate, isn’t it reasonable for me to dedicate my future to this, ensuring, for a brief time of focused patience, that I rise above the petty dependence on favorites and their favorites, by which I'm currently trapped?”
“Now, bravo! bravo! my good father,” said Varney, with the usual sardonic expression of ridicule on his countenance; “yet all this approximation to the philosopher's stone wringeth not one single crown out of my Lord Leicester's pouch, and far less out of Richard Varney's. WE must have earthly and substantial services, man, and care not whom else thou canst delude with thy philosophical charlatanry.”
“Now, well done! well done! my good father,” said Varney, with his usual mocking expression; “but all this talk about the philosopher's stone isn't going to squeeze a single coin out of my Lord Leicester’s pockets, and even less out of Richard Varney's. We need real, tangible results, my friend, and we don't care who else you can fool with your philosophical tricks.”
“My son Varney,” said the alchemist, “the unbelief, gathered around thee like a frost-fog, hath dimmed thine acute perception to that which is a stumbling-block to the wise, and which yet, to him who seeketh knowledge with humility, extends a lesson so clear that he who runs may read. Hath not Art, thinkest thou, the means of completing Nature's imperfect concoctions in her attempts to form the precious metals, even as by art we can perfect those other operations of incubation, distillation, fermentation, and similar processes of an ordinary description, by which we extract life itself out of a senseless egg, summon purity and vitality out of muddy dregs, or call into vivacity the inert substance of a sluggish liquid?”
“My son Varney,” said the alchemist, “your disbelief surrounds you like a fog, making it hard for you to see what trips up the wise. Yet, to someone who seeks knowledge with humility, there’s a lesson so clear that even someone in a hurry can understand it. Don’t you think that Art can complete Nature’s imperfect attempts to create precious metals, just like we can perfect other processes like incubation, distillation, fermentation, and similar ordinary methods? These processes allow us to bring life from a lifeless egg, summon purity and energy from muddy residue, or bring to life the stillness of a sluggish liquid?”
“I have heard all this before,” said Varney, “and my heart is proof against such cant ever since I sent twenty good gold pieces (marry, it was in the nonage of my wit) to advance the grand magisterium, all which, God help the while, vanished IN FUMO. Since that moment, when I paid for my freedom, I defy chemistry, astrology, palmistry, and every other occult art, were it as secret as hell itself, to unloose the stricture of my purse-strings. Marry, I neither defy the manna of Saint Nicholas, nor can I dispense with it. The first task must be to prepare some when thou gett'st down to my little sequestered retreat yonder, and then make as much gold as thou wilt.”
“I've heard all this before,” Varney said, “and my heart is immune to such nonsense ever since I sent twenty good gold coins (believe me, I was young and naive back then) to promote the grand magisterium, all of which, God help us, disappeared INTO SMOKE. Since that moment, when I paid for my freedom, I challenge chemistry, astrology, palmistry, and every other mysterious art, no matter how secretive, to loosen the grip of my purse strings. Honestly, I neither challenge the gifts of Saint Nicholas, nor can I do without them. The first task is to prepare some when you come down to my little secluded hideaway over there, and then make as much gold as you want.”
“I will make no more of that dose,” said the alchemist, resolutely.
“I won’t take any more of that dose,” said the alchemist, firmly.
“Then,” said the master of the horse, “thou shalt be hanged for what thou hast made already, and so were the great secret for ever lost to mankind. Do not humanity this injustice, good father, but e'en bend to thy destiny, and make us an ounce or two of this same stuff; which cannot prejudice above one or two individuals, in order to gain lifetime to discover the universal medicine, which shall clear away all mortal diseases at once. But cheer up, thou grave, learned, and most melancholy jackanape! Hast thou not told me that a moderate portion of thy drug hath mild effects, no ways ultimately dangerous to the human frame, but which produces depression of spirits, nausea, headache, an unwillingness to change of place—even such a state of temper as would keep a bird from flying out of a cage were the door left open?”
“Then,” said the horse master, “you'll be hanged for what you've created, and the great secret will be lost to humanity forever. Don't do this injustice to humanity, good father, but instead, accept your fate and make us an ounce or two of this same stuff; it won't harm more than one or two people, and it could give us time to discover a universal medicine that will eliminate all mortal diseases at once. But cheer up, you serious, knowledgeable, and rather gloomy fool! Didn't you tell me that a moderate dose of your drug has mild effects, not ultimately dangerous to the body, but that can cause feelings of sadness, nausea, headaches, and a reluctance to move—even enough to keep a bird from flying out of its cage if the door were left open?”
“I have said so, and it is true,” said the alchemist. “This effect will it produce, and the bird who partakes of it in such proportion shall sit for a season drooping on her perch, without thinking either of the free blue sky, or of the fair greenwood, though the one be lighted by the rays of the rising sun, and the other ringing with the newly-awakened song of all the feathered inhabitants of the forest.”
“I've said it, and it’s true,” the alchemist said. “This will happen, and the bird that experiences this in the right amount will spend some time drooping on its perch, not thinking about the open blue sky or the beautiful green woods, even though one is brightened by the rising sun’s rays and the other is filled with the newly-awakened songs of all the birds in the forest.”
“And this without danger to life?” said Varney, somewhat anxiously.
“And this without risking life?” Varney asked, a bit anxiously.
“Ay, so that proportion and measure be not exceeded; and so that one who knows the nature of the manna be ever near to watch the symptoms, and succour in case of need.”
“Yeah, so that the right amount and balance aren’t exceeded; and so that someone who understands the nature of the manna is always nearby to monitor the signs and provide help if needed.”
“Thou shalt regulate the whole,” said Varney. “Thy reward shall be princely, if thou keepest time and touch, and exceedest not the due proportion, to the prejudice of her health; otherwise thy punishment shall be as signal.”
“You'll control everything,” said Varney. “Your reward will be grand if you stay on schedule and keep the right balance, without harming her health; otherwise, your punishment will be just as noticeable.”
“The prejudice of HER health!” repeated Alasco; “it is, then, a woman I am to use my skill upon?”
“The prejudice of HER health!” repeated Alasco; “So, I’m supposed to use my skills on a woman?”
“No, thou fool,” replied Varney, “said I not it was a bird—a reclaimed linnet, whose pipe might soothe a hawk when in mid stoop? I see thine eye sparkle, and I know thy beard is not altogether so white as art has made it—THAT, at least, thou hast been able to transmute to silver. But mark me, this is no mate for thee. This caged bird is dear to one who brooks no rivalry, and far less such rivalry as thine, and her health must over all things be cared for. But she is in the case of being commanded down to yonder Kenilworth revels, and it is most expedient—most needful—most necessary that she fly not thither. Of these necessities and their causes, it is not needful that she should know aught; and it is to be thought that her own wish may lead her to combat all ordinary reasons which can be urged for her remaining a housekeeper.”
“No, you fool,” Varney replied, “didn’t I say it was a bird—a rescued linnet, whose song could calm a hawk in mid-flight? I see your eyes light up, and I know your beard isn’t quite as white as it seems—THAT, at least, you’ve managed to turn into silver. But listen, this bird isn’t for you. This caged bird is precious to someone who doesn’t tolerate competition, especially not competition like yours, and her health must be the top priority. But she’s about to be ordered to attend those festivities at Kenilworth, and it’s extremely important—absolutely necessary—that she doesn’t go. She doesn’t need to know anything about these necessities and their reasons; I suspect her own desires might push her to resist any ordinary arguments for why she should stay home.”
“That is but natural,” said the alchemist with a strange smile, which yet bore a greater reference to the human character than the uninterested and abstracted gaze which his physiognomy had hitherto expressed, where all seemed to refer to some world distant from that which was existing around him.
“That’s only natural,” said the alchemist with a strange smile, which actually reflected more about human nature than the detached and unfocused look he had shown until now, where everything seemed to connect to a world far removed from the one surrounding him.
“It is so,” answered Varney; “you understand women well, though it may have been long since you were conversant amongst them. Well, then, she is not to be contradicted; yet she is not to be humoured. Understand me—a slight illness, sufficient to take away the desire of removing from thence, and to make such of your wise fraternity as may be called in to aid, recommend a quiet residence at home, will, in one word, be esteemed good service, and remunerated as such.”
“It is true,” Varney replied. “You know women pretty well, even if it’s been a while since you’ve been around them. So, she shouldn’t be opposed, but she also shouldn’t be coddled. Let me be clear—a minor illness that’s enough to curb the urge to leave and leads your wise colleagues to recommend a peaceful stay at home will be seen as valuable service and rewarded accordingly.”
“I am not to be asked to affect the House of Life?” said the chemist.
“I’m not supposed to influence the House of Life?” said the chemist.
“On the contrary, we will have thee hanged if thou dost,” replied Varney.
"On the other hand, we'll have you hanged if you do," replied Varney.
“And I must,” added Alasco, “have opportunity to do my turn, and all facilities for concealment or escape, should there be detection?”
“And I must,” Alasco added, “have the chance to do my part, and all the means for hiding or escaping if I get caught?”
“All, all, and everything, thou infidel in all but the impossibilities of alchemy. Why, man, for what dost thou take me?”
“All, all, and everything, you infidel in all but the impossibilities of alchemy. Why, man, what do you take me for?”
The old man rose, and taking a light walked towards the end of the apartment, where was a door that led to the small sleeping-room destined for his reception during the night. At the door he turned round, and slowly repeated Varney's question ere he answered it. “For what do I take thee, Richard Varney? Why, for a worse devil than I have been myself. But I am in your toils, and I must serve you till my term be out.”
The old man got up, and taking a candle, walked toward the end of the apartment, where there was a door that led to the small bedroom that was meant for him to stay in for the night. At the door, he turned around and slowly repeated Varney's question before answering it. “Why do I take you, Richard Varney? Well, because you're a worse devil than I ever was. But I'm caught in your trap, and I have to serve you until my time is up.”
“Well, well,” answered Varney hastily, “be stirring with grey light. It may be we shall not need thy medicine—do nought till I myself come down. Michael Lambourne shall guide you to the place of your destination.” [See Note 7. Dr. Julio.]
“Well, well,” Varney replied quickly, “things are starting to brighten up. We might not need your medicine—don’t do anything until I come down myself. Michael Lambourne will take you to where you need to go.” [See Note 7. Dr. Julio.]
When Varney heard the adept's door shut and carefully bolted within, he stepped towards it, and with similar precaution carefully locked it on the outside, and took the key from the lock, muttering to himself, “Worse than THEE, thou poisoning quacksalver and witch-monger, who, if thou art not a bounden slave to the devil, it is only because he disdains such an apprentice! I am a mortal man, and seek by mortal means the gratification of my passions and advancement of my prospects; thou art a vassal of hell itself—So ho, Lambourne!” he called at another door, and Michael made his appearance with a flushed cheek and an unsteady step.
When Varney heard the adept's door close and lock from the inside, he moved toward it and carefully locked it on the outside as well, taking the key from the lock and muttering to himself, “Worse than you, you poison peddler and witch, who, if you’re not an unwilling servant of the devil, it’s only because he looks down on such an apprentice! I’m just a mortal man looking for some satisfaction for my desires and a way to improve my situation; you’re a servant of hell itself—So hey, Lambourne!” he called at another door, and Michael appeared with flushed cheeks and an unsteady gait.
“Thou art drunk, thou villain!” said Varney to him.
“You're drunk, you scoundrel!” Varney said to him.
“Doubtless, noble sir,” replied the unabashed Michael; “We have been drinking all even to the glories of the day, and to my noble Lord of Leicester and his valiant master of the horse. Drunk! odds blades and poniards, he that would refuse to swallow a dozen healths on such an evening is a base besognio, and a puckfoist, and shall swallow six inches of my dagger!”
“Of course, noble sir,” replied the unashamed Michael; “We’ve been drinking all evening to celebrate the day, and to my noble Lord of Leicester and his brave master of the horse. Drunk! Honestly, anyone who wouldn’t raise a toast on a night like this is a lowlife and a coward, and deserves to get six inches of my dagger!”
“Hark ye, scoundrel,” said Varney, “be sober on the instant—I command thee. I know thou canst throw off thy drunken folly, like a fool's coat, at pleasure; and if not, it were the worse for thee.”
“Listen up, you scoundrel,” said Varney, “sober up right now—I’m telling you. I know you can shake off your drunken foolishness like shedding a coat, whenever you want; and if you can’t, it won’t end well for you.”
Lambourne drooped his head, left the apartment, and returned in two or three minutes with his face composed, his hair adjusted, his dress in order, and exhibiting as great a difference from his former self as if the whole man had been changed.
Lambourne dropped his head, left the apartment, and came back in two or three minutes with a calm expression, his hair styled, his clothes tidy, looking so different from his previous self as if he had completely transformed.
“Art thou sober now, and dost thou comprehend me?” said Varney sternly.
“Are you sober now, and do you understand me?” said Varney sternly.
Lambourne bowed in acquiescence.
Lambourne nodded in agreement.
“Thou must presently down to Cumnor Place with the reverend man of art who sleeps yonder in the little vaulted chamber. Here is the key, that thou mayest call him by times. Take another trusty fellow with you. Use him well on the journey, but let him not escape you—pistol him if he attempt it, and I will be your warrant. I will give thee letters to Foster. The doctor is to occupy the lower apartments of the eastern quadrangle, with freedom to use the old elaboratory and its implements. He is to have no access to the lady, but such as I shall point out—only she may be amused to see his philosophical jugglery. Thou wilt await at Cumnor Place my further orders; and, as thou livest, beware of the ale-bench and the aqua vitae flask. Each breath drawn in Cumnor Place must be kept severed from common air.”
“You need to head down to Cumnor Place with the respected artist who is sleeping in the small vaulted room over there. Here’s the key, so you can wake him up on time. Bring along another trustworthy person with you. Treat him well during the trip, but don’t let him get away—if he tries, use your pistol on him, and I’ll back you up. I’ll give you letters for Foster. The doctor will be staying in the lower rooms of the eastern section, and he can use the old laboratory and its tools. He won’t have access to the lady except for the times I specify—only she might enjoy seeing his philosophical tricks. You’ll wait at Cumnor Place for my further instructions; and remember, stay away from the ale bench and the spirits flask. Every breath you take in Cumnor Place needs to be separate from the outside air.”
“Enough, my lord—I mean my worshipful master, soon, I trust, to be my worshipful knightly master. You have given me my lesson and my license; I will execute the one, and not abuse the other. I will be in the saddle by daybreak.”
“Enough, my lord—I mean my respected master, who I hope will soon be my esteemed knightly master. You’ve given me my lesson and my permission; I will follow the lesson, and not misuse the permission. I’ll be in the saddle by dawn.”
“Do so, and deserve favour. Stay—ere thou goest fill me a cup of wine—not out of that flask, sirrah,” as Lambourne was pouring out from that which Alasco had left half finished, “fetch me a fresh one.”
“Do that, and you’ll earn my favor. Wait—before you leave, fill me a cup of wine—not from that bottle, you idiot,” as Lambourne was pouring from the one that Alasco had left half full, “bring me a new one.”
Lambourne obeyed, and Varney, after rinsing his mouth with the liquor, drank a full cup, and said, as he took up a lamp to retreat to his sleeping apartment, “It is strange—I am as little the slave of fancy as any one, yet I never speak for a few minutes with this fellow Alasco, but my mouth and lungs feel as if soiled with the fumes of calcined arsenic—pah!”
Lambourne complied, and Varney, after rinsing his mouth with the drink, downed a full cup and said, as he picked up a lamp to head to his bedroom, “It’s odd—I’m not easily influenced by imagination, but after just a few minutes of talking with this guy Alasco, my mouth and lungs feel like they've been tainted by the fumes of burned arsenic—ugh!”
So saying, he left the apartment. Lambourne lingered, to drink a cup of the freshly-opened flask. “It is from Saint John's-Berg,” he said, as he paused on the draught to enjoy its flavour, “and has the true relish of the violet. But I must forbear it now, that I may one day drink it at my own pleasure.” And he quaffed a goblet of water to quench the fumes of the Rhenish wine, retired slowly towards the door, made a pause, and then, finding the temptation irresistible, walked hastily back, and took another long pull at the wine flask, without the formality of a cup.
So saying, he left the apartment. Lambourne lingered to drink from the newly opened bottle. “It’s from Saint John's-Berg,” he said, pausing to savor its flavor, “and has the true taste of violet. But I should hold back now so I can one day enjoy it at my leisure.” Then he downed a glass of water to clear the effects of the Rhenish wine, slowly walked toward the door, paused for a moment, and then, unable to resist the temptation, hurried back and took another long swig straight from the wine flask, without bothering with a cup.
“Were it not for this accursed custom,” he said, “I might climb as high as Varney himself. But who can climb when the room turns round with him like a parish-top? I would the distance were greater, or the road rougher, betwixt my hand and mouth! But I will drink nothing to-morrow save water—nothing save fair water.”
“if it wasn’t for this cursed custom,” he said, “I could climb as high as Varney himself. But how can I climb when the room spins around with him like a parish top? I wish the distance was greater, or the path rougher, between my hand and mouth! But tomorrow I will drink nothing except water—only pure water.”
CHAPTER XIX.
PISTOL. And tidings do I bring, and lucky joys,
And happy news of price.
FALSTAFF. I prithee now deliver them like to men of this world.
PISTOL. A foutra for the world, and worldlings base!
I speak of Africa, and golden joys. —HENRY IV. PART II.
PISTOL. I bring good news and lucky joys,
And happy news that matters.
FALSTAFF. Please, share them like a regular person.
PISTOL. A pox on the world and its common people!
I’m talking about Africa and golden joys. —HENRY IV. PART II.
The public room of the Black Bear at Cumnor, to which the scene of our story now returns, boasted, on the evening which we treat of, no ordinary assemblage of guests. There had been a fair in the neighbourhood, and the cutting mercer of Abingdon, with some of the other personages whom the reader has already been made acquainted with, as friends and customers of Giles Gosling, had already formed their wonted circle around the evening fire, and were talking over the news of the day.
The public room of the Black Bear at Cumnor, where our story picks up again, had an impressive gathering of guests that evening. There had been a fair nearby, and the local merchant from Abingdon, along with some other familiar faces that the reader already knows as friends and customers of Giles Gosling, had gathered around the evening fire, chatting about the day’s news.
A lively, bustling, arch fellow, whose pack, and oaken ellwand studded duly with brass points, denoted him to be of Autolycus's profession, occupied a good deal of the attention, and furnished much of the amusement, of the evening. The pedlars of those days, it must be remembered, were men of far greater importance than the degenerate and degraded hawkers of our modern times. It was by means of these peripatetic venders that the country trade, in the finer manufactures used in female dress particularly, was almost entirely carried on; and if a merchant of this description arrived at the dignity of travelling with a pack-horse, he was a person of no small consequence, and company for the most substantial yeoman or franklin whom he might meet in his wanderings.
A lively, bustling guy with a pack and a wooden staff studded with brass points showed that he was in the same line of work as Autolycus. He captured a lot of attention and provided much of the evening’s entertainment. It’s important to note that the traveling vendors of those times were far more significant than the lesser and diminished peddlers of today. These mobile sellers were essential for the local trade, especially in high-quality goods used in women’s fashion. If a merchant of this type traveled with a pack-horse, he was someone of considerable importance and fit to be in the company of the most respected yeoman or landowner he would encounter on his travels.
The pedlar of whom we speak bore, accordingly, an active and unrebuked share in the merriment to which the rafters of the bonny Black Bear of Cumnor resounded. He had his smile with pretty Mistress Cicely, his broad laugh with mine host, and his jest upon dashing Master Goldthred, who, though indeed without any such benevolent intention on his own part, was the general butt of the evening. The pedlar and he were closely engaged in a dispute upon the preference due to the Spanish nether-stock over the black Gascoigne hose, and mine host had just winked to the guests around him, as who should say, “You will have mirth presently, my masters,” when the trampling of horses was heard in the courtyard, and the hostler was loudly summoned, with a few of the newest oaths then in vogue to add force to the invocation. Out tumbled Will Hostler, John Tapster, and all the militia of the inn, who had slunk from their posts in order to collect some scattered crumbs of the mirth which was flying about among the customers. Out into the yard sallied mine host himself also, to do fitting salutation to his new guests; and presently returned, ushering into the apartment his own worthy nephew, Michael Lambourne, pretty tolerably drunk, and having under his escort the astrologer. Alasco, though still a little old man, had, by altering his gown to a riding-dress, trimming his beard and eyebrows, and so forth, struck at least a score of years from his apparent age, and might now seem an active man of sixty, or little upwards. He appeared at present exceedingly anxious, and had insisted much with Lambourne that they should not enter the inn, but go straight forward to the place of their destination. But Lambourne would not be controlled. “By Cancer and Capricorn,” he vociferated, “and the whole heavenly host, besides all the stars that these blessed eyes of mine have seen sparkle in the southern heavens, to which these northern blinkers are but farthing candles, I will be unkindly for no one's humour—I will stay and salute my worthy uncle here. Chesu! that good blood should ever be forgotten betwixt friends!—A gallon of your best, uncle, and let it go round to the health of the noble Earl of Leicester! What! shall we not collogue together, and warm the cockles of our ancient kindness?—shall we not collogue, I say?”
The pedlar we’re talking about was happily part of the fun that filled the rafters of the lively Black Bear Inn in Cumnor. He shared smiles with the pretty Mistress Cicely, laughter with the innkeeper, and teased dashing Master Goldthred, who, although he didn’t mean to, became the target of everyone's jokes that evening. The pedlar and Goldthred were deep into an argument about whether the Spanish stockings were better than the black Gascoigne hose, and the innkeeper had just winked at the guests, signaling that more laughter was on the way, when the sound of horses trampling came from the courtyard, and the hostler was loudly called with some of the latest curses of the time to emphasize the call. Out rushed Will Hostler, John Tapster, and the entire staff of the inn, who had slipped away from their duties to grab some of the joy floating around among the patrons. The innkeeper dashed out too, to greet the new guests; soon he came back, bringing in his own nephew, Michael Lambourne, who was pretty tipsy, along with the astrologer. Alasco, although still a bit of an old man, had changed into riding clothes, trimmed his beard and eyebrows, and looked at least twenty years younger, appearing like an active man in his sixties or so. He seemed quite anxious and kept insisting to Lambourne that they should skip the inn and head straight to their destination. But Lambourne wouldn’t listen. “By Cancer and Capricorn,” he shouted, “and the entire heavenly host, along with all the stars my blessed eyes have seen shining in the southern sky, which make these northern twinkles look like nothing, I won’t be unkind for anyone’s sake—I’m staying to greet my dear uncle here. Goodness! That good blood should ever be forgotten between friends! A gallon of your best, uncle, and let’s raise a toast to the noble Earl of Leicester! What! Shall we not chat together and warm the cockles of our old friendship?—Shall we not chat, I say?”
“With all my heart, kinsman,” said mine host, who obviously wished to be rid of him; “but are you to stand shot to all this good liquor?”
“With all my heart, my friend,” said the host, who clearly wanted to get rid of him; “but are you just going to waste all this good liquor?”
This is a question has quelled many a jovial toper, but it moved not the purpose of Lambourne's soul, “Question my means, nuncle?” he said, producing a handful of mixed gold and silver pieces; “question Mexico and Peru—question the Queen's exchequer—God save her Majesty!—she is my good Lord's good mistress.”
This is a question that has silenced many a cheerful drinker, but it didn't affect Lambourne's resolve. “Doubt my resources, uncle?” he asked, showing a handful of mixed gold and silver coins. “Doubt Mexico and Peru—question the Queen's treasury—God save her Majesty!—she is my lord's good mistress.”
“Well, kinsman,” said mine host, “it is my business to sell wine to those who can buy it—so, Jack Tapster, do me thine office. But I would I knew how to come by money as lightly as thou dost, Mike.”
“Well, cousin,” said the host, “it’s my job to sell wine to those who can afford it—so, Jack Tapster, do your thing. But I wish I knew how to get money as easily as you do, Mike.”
“Why, uncle,” said Lambourne, “I will tell thee a secret. Dost see this little old fellow here? as old and withered a chip as ever the devil put into his porridge—and yet, uncle, between you and me—he hath Potosi in that brain of his—'sblood! he can coin ducats faster than I can vent oaths.”
“Why, uncle,” said Lambourne, “I’ll tell you a secret. Do you see this little old guy here? As old and wrinkled as a chip the devil ever put into his porridge—and yet, uncle, just between us—he's got gold mines in that brain of his—damn! He can make ducats faster than I can spit out curses.”
“I will have none of his coinage in my purse, though, Michael,” said mine host; “I know what belongs to falsifying the Queen's coin.”
“I won't have any of his money in my wallet, though, Michael,” said the innkeeper; “I know what it means to counterfeit the Queen's coin.”
“Thou art an ass, uncle, for as old as thou art.—Pull me not by the skirts, doctor, thou art an ass thyself to boot—so, being both asses, I tell ye I spoke but metaphorically.”
“You're an idiot, uncle, for as old as you are.—Don’t tug at my clothes, doctor, you’re an idiot too—so, since we’re both idiots, I tell you I was just speaking metaphorically.”
“Are you mad?” said the old man; “is the devil in you? Can you not let us begone without drawing all men's eyes on us?”
“Are you crazy?” said the old man; “is the devil inside you? Can you not let us leave without attracting everyone’s attention?”
“Sayest thou?” said Lambourne. “Thou art deceived now—no man shall see you, an I give the word.—By heavens, masters, an any one dare to look on this old gentleman, I will slash the eyes out of his head with my poniard!—So sit down, old friend, and be merry; these are mine ingles—mine ancient inmates, and will betray no man.”
“Do you say that?” said Lambourne. “You’re mistaken now—no one will see you if I give the word. By heaven, masters, if anyone dares to look at this old gentleman, I’ll slash their eyes out with my dagger! So sit down, old friend, and enjoy yourself; these are my friends—my old companions, and they won’t betray anyone.”
“Had you not better withdraw to a private apartment, nephew?” said Giles Gosling. “You speak strange matter,” he added, “and there be intelligencers everywhere.”
“Maybe you should go to a private room, nephew?” said Giles Gosling. “You’re saying some strange things,” he added, “and there are spies everywhere.”
“I care not for them,” said the magnanimous Michael—“intelligencers? pshaw! I serve the noble Earl of Leicester.—Here comes the wine.—Fill round, Master Skinker, a carouse to the health of the flower of England, the noble Earl of Leicester! I say, the noble Earl of Leicester! He that does me not reason is a swine of Sussex, and I'll make him kneel to the pledge, if I should cut his hams and smoke them for bacon.”
“I don’t care about them,” said the generous Michael—“spies? please! I serve the noble Earl of Leicester. —Here comes the wine. —Pour it out, Master Skinker, let’s toast to the health of the pride of England, the noble Earl of Leicester! I say, the noble Earl of Leicester! Anyone who doesn’t agree with me is a pig from Sussex, and I’ll make him kneel for the toast, even if I have to cut his legs and cure them for bacon.”
None disputed a pledge given under such formidable penalties; and Michael Lambourne, whose drunken humour was not of course diminished by this new potation, went on in the same wild way, renewing his acquaintance with such of the guests as he had formerly known, and experiencing a reception in which there was now something of deference mingled with a good deal of fear; for the least servitor of the favourite Earl, especially such a man as Lambourne, was, for very sufficient reasons, an object both of the one and of the other.
None questioned a promise made under such serious penalties; and Michael Lambourne, whose drunken antics were certainly not toned down by this latest drink, continued on in his wild manner, reconnecting with the guests he had previously known, and receiving a welcome that now included a mix of respect and a fair amount of fear. This was because even the lowest servant of the favored Earl, particularly someone like Lambourne, was, for very good reasons, an object of both.
In the meanwhile, the old man, seeing his guide in this uncontrollable humour, ceased to remonstrate with him, and sitting down in the most obscure corner of the room, called for a small measure of sack, over which he seemed, as it were, to slumber, withdrawing himself as much as possible from general observation, and doing nothing which could recall his existence to the recollection of his fellow-traveller, who by this time had got into close intimacy with his ancient comrade, Goldthred of Abingdon.
In the meantime, the old man, noticing his guide’s uncontrollable humor, stopped trying to argue with him. He sat down in the most hidden corner of the room and asked for a small glass of sack, over which he seemed to doze off, trying to keep himself as out of sight as possible. He did nothing to remind his travel companion of his presence, who by now had become really close with his old friend, Goldthred of Abingdon.
“Never believe me, bully Mike,” said the mercer, “if I am not as glad to see thee as ever I was to see a customer's money! Why, thou canst give a friend a sly place at a mask or a revel now, Mike; ay, or, I warrant thee, thou canst say in my lord's ear, when my honourable lord is down in these parts, and wants a Spanish ruff or the like—thou canst say in his ear, There is mine old friend, young Lawrence Goldthred of Abingdon, has as good wares, lawn, tiffany, cambric, and so forth—ay, and is as pretty a piece of man's flesh, too, as is in Berkshire, and will ruffle it for your lordship with any man of his inches; and thou mayest say—”
“Don’t ever doubt me, bully Mike,” said the mercer, “if I’m not just as happy to see you as I’ve always been to see a customer’s money! You know, you can easily give a friend a sneaky spot at a masquerade or a party now, Mike; and, I bet you can whisper in my lord’s ear, when he’s down in these parts and needs a Spanish ruff or something similar— you can tell him, ‘There’s my old friend, young Lawrence Goldthred of Abingdon, who has great stuff: lawn, tiffany, cambric, and so on—oh, and he’s as fine a piece of man as there is in Berkshire, and he can stand up to any man his size for your lordship; and you can say—”
“I can say a hundred d—d lies besides, mercer,” answered Lambourne; “what, one must not stand upon a good word for a friend!”
“I can tell a hundred damn lies too, mercer,” replied Lambourne; “what, you can't expect someone to just take a friend's word for it!”
“Here is to thee, Mike, with all my heart,” said the mercer; “and thou canst tell one the reality of the new fashions too. Here was a rogue pedlar but now was crying up the old-fashioned Spanish nether-stock over the Gascoigne hose, although thou seest how well the French hose set off the leg and knee, being adorned with parti-coloured garters and garniture in conformity.”
“Here’s to you, Mike, with all my heart,” said the merchant; “and you can also tell me the truth about the latest trends. Just now, there was a shady peddler praising the old-fashioned Spanish trousers over the Gascoigne hose, even though you can see how well the French hose flatter the leg and knee, decorated with multicolored garters and embellishments.”
“Excellent, excellent,” replied Lambourne; “why, thy limber bit of a thigh, thrust through that bunch of slashed buckram and tiffany, shows like a housewife's distaff when the flax is half spun off!”
“Awesome, awesome,” replied Lambourne; “your flexible little thigh, sticking out from that bunch of fancy fabric and taffeta, looks just like a housewife's distaff when the flax is half spun off!”
“Said I not so?” said the mercer, whose shallow brain was now overflowed in his turn; “where, then, where be this rascal pedlar?—there was a pedlar here but now, methinks.—Mine host, where the foul fiend is this pedlar?”
“Didn't I say so?” said the mercer, whose shallow mind was now overwhelmed in his turn; “where, then, where is that scoundrel pedlar?—there was a pedlar here just now, I think.—Landlord, where the hell is this pedlar?”
“Where wise men should be, Master Goldthred,” replied Giles Gosling; “even shut up in his private chamber, telling over the sales of to-day, and preparing for the custom of to-morrow.”
“Where wise men ought to be, Master Goldthred,” replied Giles Gosling; “even locked away in his private room, reviewing today’s sales and getting ready for tomorrow’s customers.”
“Hang him, a mechanical chuff!” said the mercer; “but for shame, it were a good deed to ease him of his wares—a set of peddling knaves, who stroll through the land, and hurt the established trader. There are good fellows in Berkshire yet, mine host—your pedlar may be met withal on Maiden Castle.”
“Hang him, a mechanical chump!” said the merchant; “but for shame, it would be a good deed to take his goods from him—those peddling crooks who wander through the land and hurt the established traders. There are still good people in Berkshire, my friend—you might run into your peddler at Maiden Castle.”
“Ay,” replied mine host, laughing, “and he who meets him may meet his match—the pedlar is a tall man.”
“Yeah,” the innkeeper laughed, “and anyone who comes across him might just find their equal—the peddler is a tall guy.”
“Is he?” said Goldthred.
“Is he?” asked Goldthred.
“Is he?” replied the host; “ay, by cock and pie is he—the very pedlar he who raddled Robin Hood so tightly, as the song says,—
“Is he?” replied the host; “yeah, by cock and pie, he is—the very pedlar who got Robin Hood so tangled up, as the song says,—
'Now Robin Hood drew his sword so good,
The pedlar drew his brand,
And he hath raddled him, Robin Hood,
Till he neither could see nor stand.'”
'Now Robin Hood drew his sword with skill,
The pedlar pulled out his knife,
And he took down Robin Hood,
Until he could neither see nor stand.'”
“Hang him, foul scroyle, let him pass,” said the mercer; “if he be such a one, there were small worship to be won upon him.—And now tell me, Mike—my honest Mike, how wears the Hollands you won of me?”
“Hang him, you dirty scoundrel, let him go,” said the mercer; “if he’s that kind of person, there’s not much respect to gain from him.—Now tell me, Mike—my good Mike, how's the Hollands you won from me?”
“Why, well, as you may see, Master Goldthred,” answered Mike; “I will bestow a pot on thee for the handsel.—Fill the flagon, Master Tapster.”
“Why, as you can see, Master Goldthred,” Mike replied, “I will give you a drink as a token of good luck.—Fill the jug, Master Bartender.”
“Thou wilt win no more Hollands, think, on such wager, friend Mike,” said the mercer; “for the sulky swain, Tony Foster, rails at thee all to nought, and swears you shall ne'er darken his doors again, for that your oaths are enough to blow the roof off a Christian man's dwelling.”
“You won’t win any more Hollands with that bet, my friend Mike,” said the mercer. “Because the sulky guy, Tony Foster, is ranting about you and swears you’re never coming back to his place again since your swears could blow the roof off a decent man's house.”
“Doth he say so, the mincing, hypocritical miser?” vociferated Lambourne. “Why, then, he shall come down and receive my commands here, this blessed night, under my uncle's roof! And I will ring him such a black sanctus, that he shall think the devil hath him by the skirts for a month to come, for barely hearing me.”
“Does he really say that, the pretentious, hypocritical miser?” shouted Lambourne. “Well then, he will come down and take my orders here, tonight, under my uncle's roof! And I will give him such a harsh reprimand that he’ll think the devil is after him for a month just for ignoring me.”
“Nay, now the pottle-pot is uppermost, with a witness!” said the mercer. “Tony Foster obey thy whistle! Alas! good Mike, go sleep—go sleep.”
“Nah, now the pottle-pot is on top, with a witness!” said the mercer. “Tony Foster, obey your whistle! Alas! good Mike, go to sleep—go to sleep.”
“I tell thee what, thou thin-faced gull,” said Michael Lambourne, in high chafe, “I will wager thee fifty angels against the first five shelves of thy shop, numbering upward from the false light, with all that is on them, that I make Tony Foster come down to this public-house before we have finished three rounds.”
“I'll tell you what, you scrawny fool,” said Michael Lambourne, annoyed, “I bet you fifty angels against the first five shelves of your shop, counting up from the fake light, with everything on them, that I can get Tony Foster to come down to this pub before we finish three rounds.”
“I will lay no bet to that amount,” said the mercer, something sobered by an offer which intimated rather too private a knowledge on Lambourne's part of the secret recesses of his shop. “I will lay no such wager,” he said; “but I will stake five angels against thy five, if thou wilt, that Tony Foster will not leave his own roof, or come to ale-house after prayer time, for thee, or any man.”
“I won’t bet that much,” said the merchant, a bit taken aback by how well Lambourne seemed to know his shop’s hidden spots. “I won’t take that wager,” he continued, “but I will bet five angels against your five if you want, that Tony Foster won’t leave his home or go to a pub after prayer time, for you or anyone else.”
“Content,” said Lambourne.—“Here, uncle, hold stakes, and let one of your young bleed-barrels there—one of your infant tapsters—trip presently up to The Place, and give this letter to Master Foster, and say that I, his ingle, Michael Lambourne, pray to speak with him at mine uncle's castle here, upon business of grave import.—Away with thee, child, for it is now sundown, and the wretch goeth to bed with the birds to save mutton-suet—faugh!”
“Content,” said Lambourne. “Here, uncle, hold the stakes, and have one of your young helpers—one of your little bartenders—head over to The Place and deliver this letter to Master Foster. Tell him that I, his friend, Michael Lambourne, would like to speak with him at my uncle's castle here about something really important. Now go, kid, because it’s getting dark, and the miserable guy goes to bed with the birds to save on mutton fat—ugh!”
Shortly after this messenger was dispatched—an interval which was spent in drinking and buffoonery—he returned with the answer that Master Foster was coming presently.
Shortly after this messenger was sent out—time that was spent drinking and joking around—he returned with the news that Master Foster would be coming soon.
“Won, won!” said Lambourne, darting on the stakes.
“Won, won!” said Lambourne, running toward the stakes.
“Not till he comes, if you please,” said the mercer, interfering.
“Not until he arrives, if that's alright,” said the mercer, interrupting.
“Why, 'sblood, he is at the threshold,” replied Michael.—“What said he, boy?”
“Why, damn it, he’s at the door,” replied Michael. “What did he say, kid?”
“If it please your worship,” answered the messenger, “he looked out of window, with a musquetoon in his hand, and when I delivered your errand, which I did with fear and trembling, he said, with a vinegar aspect, that your worship might be gone to the infernal regions.”
“If it pleases you, sir,” replied the messenger, “he looked out the window, holding a musketoon, and when I delivered your message, which I did with fear and trembling, he said, with a sour expression, that you might have gone to hell.”
“Or to hell, I suppose,” said Lambourne—“it is there he disposes of all that are not of the congregation.”
“Or to hell, I guess,” said Lambourne—“that’s where he sends everyone who isn't part of the group.”
“Even so,” said the boy; “I used the other phrase as being the more poetical.”
“Even so,” said the boy, “I used the other phrase because it sounded more poetic.”
“An ingenious youth,” said Michael; “shalt have a drop to whet thy poetical whistle. And what said Foster next?”
“An ingenious young man,” said Michael; “you'll have a drink to sharpen your poetic skills. And what did Foster say next?”
“He called me back,” answered the boy, “and bid me say you might come to him if you had aught to say to him.”
“He called me back,” the boy replied, “and told me to let you know you could come see him if you had anything to say.”
“And what next?” said Lambourne.
“And what’s next?” said Lambourne.
“He read the letter, and seemed in a fluster, and asked if your worship was in drink; and I said you were speaking a little Spanish, as one who had been in the Canaries.”
“He read the letter, looked flustered, and asked if you were drunk; and I said you were speaking a bit of Spanish, like someone who’d been in the Canaries.”
“Out, you diminutive pint-pot, whelped of an overgrown reckoning!” replied Lambourne—“out! But what said he then?”
“Get lost, you little loser, born from a big mess!” replied Lambourne—“get out! But what did he say next?”
“Why,” said the boy, “he muttered that if he came not your worship would bolt out what were better kept in; and so he took his old flat cap, and threadbare blue cloak, and, as I said before, he will be here incontinent.”
“Why,” said the boy, “he mumbled that if he didn’t come, you would spill what’s better kept hidden; and so he grabbed his old flat cap and worn-out blue cloak, and, like I said before, he’ll be here any minute.”
“There is truth in what he said,” replied Lambourne, as if speaking to himself—“my brain has played me its old dog's trick. But corragio—let him approach!—I have not rolled about in the world for many a day to fear Tony Foster, be I drunk or sober.—Bring me a flagon of cold water to christen my sack withal.”
“There’s truth in what he said,” Lambourne replied, almost to himself—“my mind has pulled its usual trick on me. But courage—let him come! I haven’t been around for days to be scared of Tony Foster, whether I’m drunk or sober. Bring me a jug of cold water to mix with my sack.”
While Lambourne, whom the approach of Foster seemed to have recalled to a sense of his own condition, was busied in preparing to receive him, Giles Gosling stole up to the apartment of the pedlar, whom he found traversing the room in much agitation.
While Lambourne, who seemed to have been reminded of his own situation by Foster's approach, was busy getting ready to welcome him, Giles Gosling quietly made his way to the pedlar's room, where he found him pacing around anxiously.
“You withdrew yourself suddenly from the company,” said the landlord to the guest.
“You suddenly left the group,” the landlord said to the guest.
“It was time, when the devil became one among you,” replied the pedlar.
“It was the moment when the devil became one of you,” replied the pedlar.
“It is not courteous in you to term my nephew by such a name,” said Gosling, “nor is it kindly in me to reply to it; and yet, in some sort, Mike may be considered as a limb of Satan.”
“It’s not polite of you to call my nephew that,” said Gosling, “and it’s not nice of me to respond; yet, in a way, Mike could be seen as a part of Satan.”
“Pooh—I talk not of the swaggering ruffian,” replied the pedlar; “it is of the other, who, for aught I know—But when go they? or wherefore come they?”
“Pooh—I’m not talking about the arrogant thug,” replied the pedlar; “I’m referring to the other one, who, for all I know—But when do they go? Or why do they come?”
“Marry, these are questions I cannot answer,” replied the host. “But look you, sir, you have brought me a token from worthy Master Tressilian—a pretty stone it is.” He took out the ring, and looked at it, adding, as he put it into his purse again, that it was too rich a guerdon for anything he could do for the worthy donor. He was, he said, in the public line, and it ill became him to be too inquisitive into other folk's concerns. He had already said that he could hear nothing but that the lady lived still at Cumnor Place in the closest seclusion, and, to such as by chance had a view of her, seemed pensive and discontented with her solitude. “But here,” he said, “if you are desirous to gratify your master, is the rarest chance that hath occurred for this many a day. Tony Foster is coming down hither, and it is but letting Mike Lambourne smell another wine-flask, and the Queen's command would not move him from the ale-bench. So they are fast for an hour or so. Now, if you will don your pack, which will be your best excuse, you may, perchance, win the ear of the old servant, being assured of the master's absence, to let you try to get some custom of the lady; and then you may learn more of her condition than I or any other can tell you.”
“Honestly, those are questions I can't answer,” replied the host. “But look, you have brought me a token from the esteemed Master Tressilian—a lovely stone it is.” He took out the ring, admired it, and as he put it back in his purse, he remarked that it was too generous a gift for anything he could do for the worthy donor. He mentioned that he was in the public line of work, and it didn’t suit him to be too curious about other people's business. He had already said that he had heard nothing except that the lady still lived at Cumnor Place in seclusion, and to those who caught a glimpse of her, she appeared thoughtful and unhappy in her solitude. “But here,” he continued, “if you want to please your master, there's a rare opportunity that hasn’t happened in quite a while. Tony Foster is coming down here, and all it takes is letting Mike Lambourne smell another flask of wine, and the Queen's command wouldn’t pry him away from the ale-bench. So they’ll be occupied for a bit. Now, if you put on your pack, which will be your best excuse, you might just get the chance to speak to the old servant, knowing the master is out, to see if you can get some business from the lady; and then you may learn more about her situation than I or anyone else can tell you.”
“True—very true,” answered Wayland, for he it was; “an excellent device, but methinks something dangerous—for, say Foster should return?”
“True—very true,” answered Wayland, since it was him; “a great idea, but I think it’s a bit risky—what if Foster comes back?”
“Very possible indeed,” replied the host.
"Totally possible," replied the host.
“Or say,” continued Wayland, “the lady should render me cold thanks for my exertions?”
“Or say,” continued Wayland, “the lady should give me lukewarm thanks for my efforts?”
“As is not unlikely,” replied Giles Gosling. “I marvel Master Tressilian will take such heed of her that cares not for him.”
“As is not unlikely,” replied Giles Gosling. “I wonder why Master Tressilian pays so much attention to her when she doesn’t care about him.”
“In either case I were foully sped,” said Wayland, “and therefore I do not, on the whole, much relish your device.”
“In either case, I would end up in trouble,” said Wayland, “and that's why I don’t really like your plan.”
“Nay, but take me with you, good master serving-man,” replied mine host. “This is your master's business, and not mine, you best know the risk to be encountered, or how far you are willing to brave it. But that which you will not yourself hazard, you cannot expect others to risk.”
“Please, take me with you, good master servant,” replied the innkeeper. “This is your master's affair, not mine. You know best the risks involved and how much you are willing to face them. But if you're not willing to take a chance yourself, you can't expect others to do so.”
“Hold, hold,” said Wayland; “tell me but one thing—goes yonder old man up to Cumnor?”
“Wait, wait,” said Wayland; “just tell me one thing—does that old man over there go to Cumnor?”
“Surely, I think so?” said the landlord; “their servant said he was to take their baggage thither. But the ale-tap has been as potent for him as the sack-spigot has been for Michael.”
“Surely, I think so?” said the landlord; “their servant said he was to take their baggage there. But the ale has been just as strong for him as the sack has been for Michael.”
“It is enough,” said Wayland, assuming an air of resolution. “I will thwart that old villain's projects; my affright at his baleful aspect begins to abate, and my hatred to arise. Help me on with my pack, good mine host.—And look to thyself, old Albumazar; there is a malignant influence in thy horoscope, and it gleams from the constellation Ursa Major.”
“It’s enough,” Wayland said, taking on a determined tone. “I’m going to put a stop to that old villain’s plans; my fear of his menacing presence is starting to fade, and my hatred is growing. Help me get my things ready, good host.—And watch yourself, old Albumazar; there’s a dark influence in your horoscope, and it shines from the constellation Ursa Major.”
So saying, he assumed his burden, and, guided by the landlord through the postern gate of the Black Bear, took the most private way from thence up to Cumnor Place.
So saying, he took up his load, and, led by the landlord through the back gate of the Black Bear, took the most private route from there to Cumnor Place.
CHAPTER XX.
CLOWN. You have of these pedlars, that have more in'em than you'd think, sister.—WINTER'S TALE, ACT IV., SCENE 3.
CLOWN. You have these peddlers who have more in them than you'd expect, sister.—WINTER'S TALE, ACT IV., SCENE 3.
In his anxiety to obey the Earl's repeated charges of secrecy, as well as from his own unsocial and miserly habits, Anthony Foster was more desirous, by his mode of housekeeping, to escape observation than to resist intrusive curiosity. Thus, instead of a numerous household, to secure his charge, and defend his house, he studied as much as possible to elude notice by diminishing his attendants; so that, unless when there were followers of the Earl, or of Varney, in the mansion, one old male domestic, and two aged crones, who assisted in keeping the Countess's apartments in order, were the only servants of the family.
In his eagerness to follow the Earl's constant reminders about secrecy, and due to his own unsociable and stingy nature, Anthony Foster was more focused on making his household less noticeable than on fending off unwanted curiosity. So, instead of having a large staff to protect his responsibilities and his home, he tried to avoid attention by reducing the number of people around him. That way, unless there were followers of the Earl or Varney in the house, the only members of his household were one elderly male servant and two older women who helped keep the Countess's rooms tidy.
It was one of these old women who opened the door when Wayland knocked, and answered his petition, to be admitted to exhibit his wares to the ladies of the family, with a volley of vituperation, couched in what is there called the JOWRING dialect. The pedlar found the means of checking this vociferation by slipping a silver groat into her hand, and intimating the present of some stuff for a coif, if the lady would buy of his wares.
It was one of these old women who opened the door when Wayland knocked and responded to his request to be let in to show his goods to the ladies of the house with a barrage of insults in what’s known as the JOWRING dialect. The peddler managed to quiet her down by slipping a silver coin into her hand and hinting that he had some fabric for a headpiece if she would consider buying from his collection.
“God ield thee, for mine is aw in littocks. Slocket with thy pack into gharn, mon—her walks in gharn.” Into the garden she ushered the pedlar accordingly, and pointing to an old, ruinous garden house, said, “Yonder be's her, mon—yonder be's her. Zhe will buy changes an zhe loikes stuffs.”
“God help you, because mine is small in size. Pack your things into the basket, man—she’s walking in the garden.” She led the pedlar into the garden and, pointing to an old, dilapidated garden house, said, “There she is, man—there she is. She will buy whatever she likes.”
“She has left me to come off as I may,” thought Wayland, as he heard the hag shut the garden-door behind him. “But they shall not beat me, and they dare not murder me, for so little trespass, and by this fair twilight. Hang it, I will on—a brave general never thought of his retreat till he was defeated. I see two females in the old garden-house yonder—but how to address them? Stay—Will Shakespeare, be my friend in need. I will give them a taste of Autolycus.” He then sung, with a good voice, and becoming audacity, the popular playhouse ditty,—
“She’s left me to deal with this on my own,” Wayland thought as he heard the old woman close the garden door behind him. “But they won’t beat me, and they sure won’t kill me for such a minor offense, especially not in this beautiful twilight. Forget it, I’ll keep going—an excellent general only thinks about retreating when he’s already lost. I see two women in that old garden house over there—but how do I talk to them? Wait—Will Shakespeare, help me out here. I’ll give them a taste of Autolycus.” He then sang, with a good voice and the right confidence, the popular playhouse song,—
“Lawn as white as driven snow,
Cyprus black as e'er was crow,
Gloves as sweet as damask roses,
Masks for faces and for noses.”
“Lawn as white as freshly fallen snow,
Cyprus as dark as a crow ever was,
Gloves as fragrant as damask roses,
Masks for faces and for noses.”
“What hath fortune sent us here for an unwonted sight, Janet?” said the lady.
“What has fortune brought us here for an unusual sight, Janet?” said the lady.
“One of those merchants of vanity, called pedlars,” answered Janet, demurely, “who utters his light wares in lighter measures. I marvel old Dorcas let him pass.”
“One of those vanity peddlers,” Janet replied quietly, “who sells his cheap goods in even cheaper ways. I wonder how old Dorcas let him get by.”
“It is a lucky chance, girl,” said the Countess; “we lead a heavy life here, and this may while off a weary hour.”
“It’s a lucky break, girl,” said the Countess; “we have a tough life here, and this might help pass a boring hour.”
“Ay, my gracious lady,” said Janet; “but my father?”
“Ay, my gracious lady,” said Janet; “but what about my father?”
“He is not my father, Janet, nor I hope my master,” answered the lady. “I say, call the man hither—I want some things.”
“He's not my father, Janet, and I certainly don’t want him to be my master,” replied the lady. “I ask that you bring the man here—I need some things.”
“Nay,” replied Janet, “your ladyship has but to say so in the next packet, and if England can furnish them they will be sent. There will come mischief on't—pray, dearest lady, let me bid the man begone!”
“Nah,” replied Janet, “all you have to do is say so in the next package, and if England can provide them, they will be sent. There’s bound to be trouble—please, dear lady, let me ask the man to leave!”
“I will have thee bid him come hither,” said the Countess;—“or stay, thou terrified fool, I will bid him myself, and spare thee a chiding.”
“I'll have you tell him to come here,” said the Countess;—“or wait, you scared fool, I'll tell him myself and save you from a scolding.”
“Ah! well-a-day, dearest lady, if that were the worst,” said Janet sadly; while the lady called to the pedlar, “Good fellow, step forward—undo thy pack; if thou hast good wares, chance has sent thee hither for my convenience and thy profit.”
“Ah! well, dear lady, if that were the worst,” said Janet sadly; while the lady called to the traveler, “Hey there, come forward—open your pack; if you have good stuff, fate has brought you here for my benefit and your gain.”
“What may your ladyship please to lack?” said Wayland, unstrapping his pack, and displaying its contents with as much dexterity as if he had been bred to the trade. Indeed he had occasionally pursued it in the course of his roving life, and now commended his wares with all the volubility of a trader, and showed some skill in the main art of placing prices upon them.
“What can I get for you, my lady?” said Wayland, unstrapping his pack and showing its contents with as much skill as if he had been trained for it. In fact, he had occasionally done this during his travels, and now he enthusiastically promoted his goods like a seasoned trader, demonstrating some talent in the key skill of pricing them.

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“What do I please to lack?” said the lady, “why, considering I have not for six long months bought one yard of lawn or cambric, or one trinket, the most inconsiderable, for my own use, and at my own choice, the better question is, What hast thou got to sell? Lay aside for me that cambric partlet and pair of sleeves—and those roundells of gold fringe, drawn out with cyprus—and that short cloak of cherry-coloured fine cloth, garnished with gold buttons and loops;—is it not of an absolute fancy, Janet?”
“What do I actually lack?” said the lady. “I mean, considering I haven’t bought a single yard of lawn or cambric, or any little trinket for myself, in six long months, the better question is, what do you have to sell? Set aside that cambric partlet and those sleeves for me—and those gold fringe roundels, trimmed with cypress—and that short cloak made of cherry-colored fine cloth, decorated with gold buttons and loops; isn’t it just a complete whim, Janet?”
“Nay, my lady,” replied Janet, “if you consult my poor judgment, it is, methinks, over-gaudy for a graceful habit.”
“Nah, my lady,” replied Janet, “if you’re asking for my humble opinion, I think it’s a bit too flashy for an elegant outfit.”
“Now, out upon thy judgment, if it be no brighter, wench,” said the Countess. “Thou shalt wear it thyself for penance' sake; and I promise thee the gold buttons, being somewhat massive, will comfort thy father, and reconcile him to the cherry-coloured body. See that he snap them not away, Janet, and send them to bear company with the imprisoned angels which he keeps captive in his strong-box.”
“Now, based on your judgment, if it’s not any nicer, girl,” said the Countess. “You’ll wear it yourself as a form of penance; and I promise you the gold buttons, being quite large, will comfort your father and make him accept the cherry-colored outfit. Make sure he doesn’t snap them off, Janet, and send them to join the imprisoned angels he keeps locked up in his strongbox.”
“May I pray your ladyship to spare my poor father?” said Janet.
“Can I ask you to please spare my poor father, milady?” said Janet.
“Nay, but why should any one spare him that is so sparing of his own nature?” replied the lady.—“Well, but to our gear. That head garniture for myself, and that silver bodkin mounted with pearl; and take off two gowns of that russet cloth for Dorcas and Alison, Janet, to keep the old wretches warm against winter comes.—And stay—hast thou no perfumes and sweet bags, or any handsome casting bottles of the newest mode?”
“Nah, but why should anyone show him mercy when he’s so stingy with his own nature?” replied the lady. “Alright, but let’s get to our things. That headdress is for me, and that silver hairpin set with pearls; and take off two gowns of that russet fabric for Dorcas and Alison, Janet, to keep the old folks warm when winter arrives. And wait—don’t you have any perfumes or scented sachets, or any trendy vials?”
“Were I a pedlar in earnest, I were a made merchant,” thought Wayland, as he busied himself to answer the demands which she thronged one on another, with the eagerness of a young lady who has been long secluded from such a pleasing occupation. “But how to bring her to a moment's serious reflection?” Then as he exhibited his choicest collection of essences and perfumes, he at once arrested her attention by observing that these articles had almost risen to double value since the magnificent preparations made by the Earl of Leicester to entertain the Queen and court at his princely Castle of Kenilworth.
“ If I were a serious peddler, I’d be a successful merchant,” Wayland thought as he worked to meet the requests she eagerly piled on top of one another, like a young woman who has been away from such an enjoyable activity for too long. “But how can I get her to think seriously for just a moment?” As he displayed his finest collection of scents and perfumes, he caught her attention by pointing out that these items had nearly doubled in value since the grand preparations made by the Earl of Leicester to host the Queen and the court at his impressive Castle of Kenilworth.
“Ha!” said the Countess hastily; “that rumour, then, is true, Janet.”
“Ha!” the Countess said quickly; “so that rumor is true, Janet.”
“Surely, madam,” answered Wayland; “and I marvel it hath not reached your noble ladyship's ears. The Queen of England feasts with the noble Earl for a week during the Summer's Progress; and there are many who will tell you England will have a king, and England's Elizabeth—God save her!—a husband, ere the Progress be over.”
“Of course, ma'am,” replied Wayland; “and I’m surprised it hasn’t reached your esteemed ears. The Queen of England is dining with the noble Earl for a week during the Summer's Progress; and many will tell you that England will have a king, and England’s Elizabeth—God bless her!—a husband, before the Progress ends.”
“They lie like villains!” said the Countess, bursting forth impatiently.
“They're lying like villains!” said the Countess, bursting out impatiently.
“For God's sake, madam, consider,” said Janet, trembling with apprehension; “who would cumber themselves about pedlar's tidings?”
“For heaven's sake, ma'am, think about it,” said Janet, shaking with worry; “who would bother themselves with a peddler's news?”
“Yes, Janet!” exclaimed the Countess; “right, thou hast corrected me justly. Such reports, blighting the reputation of England's brightest and noblest peer, can only find currency amongst the mean, the abject, and the infamous!”
“Yes, Janet!” exclaimed the Countess; “you’re right, you’ve corrected me justly. Such rumors, tarnishing the reputation of England's brightest and noblest peer, can only be spread by the lowly, the miserable, and the infamous!”
“May I perish, lady,” said Wayland Smith, observing that her violence directed itself towards him, “if I have done anything to merit this strange passion! I have said but what many men say.”
“May I perish, lady,” said Wayland Smith, noticing that her anger was directed at him, “if I have done anything to deserve this strange passion! I have only said what many men say.”
By this time the Countess had recovered her composure, and endeavoured, alarmed by the anxious hints of Janet, to suppress all appearance of displeasure. “I were loath,” she said, “good fellow, that our Queen should change the virgin style so dear to us her people—think not of it.” And then, as if desirous to change the subject, she added, “And what is this paste, so carefully put up in the silver box?” as she examined the contents of a casket in which drugs and perfumes were contained in separate drawers.
By this time, the Countess had regained her composure and, worried by Janet's anxious hints, tried to hide any sign of displeasure. “I would hate,” she said, “good fellow, for our Queen to change the virgin style that is so dear to us, her people—don’t think about it.” Then, as if wanting to change the subject, she added, “And what's this paste, so carefully stored in the silver box?” as she examined the contents of a casket that held drugs and perfumes in separate drawers.
“It is a remedy, Madam, for a disorder of which I trust your ladyship will never have reason to complain. The amount of a small turkey-bean, swallowed daily for a week, fortifies the heart against those black vapours which arise from solitude, melancholy, unrequited affection, disappointed hope—”
“It’s a cure, Madam, for a problem that I hope you’ll never have to face. Taking a small amount of turkey-bean every day for a week strengthens the heart against those dark feelings that come from being alone, sadness, unreturned love, and broken dreams—”
“Are you a fool, friend?” said the Countess sharply; “or do you think, because I have good-naturedly purchased your trumpery goods at your roguish prices, that you may put any gullery you will on me? Who ever heard that affections of the heart were cured by medicines given to the body?”
“Are you an idiot, friend?” the Countess said sharply. “Or do you think that just because I’ve kindly bought your worthless goods at your shady prices, you can pull any nonsense on me? Who has ever heard that matters of the heart can be fixed with medicine for the body?”
“Under your honourable favour,” said Wayland, “I am an honest man, and I have sold my goods at an honest price. As to this most precious medicine, when I told its qualities, I asked you not to purchase it, so why should I lie to you? I say not it will cure a rooted affection of the mind, which only God and time can do; but I say that this restorative relieves the black vapours which are engendered in the body of that melancholy which broodeth on the mind. I have relieved many with it, both in court and city, and of late one Master Edmund Tressilian, a worshipful gentleman in Cornwall, who, on some slight received, it was told me, where he had set his affections, was brought into that state of melancholy which made his friends alarmed for his life.”
“Your honor,” said Wayland, “I’m an honest man, and I have sold my goods for a fair price. As for this valuable medicine, when I talked about its benefits, I asked you not to buy it, so why would I lie to you? I’m not saying it will fix a deep-seated emotional issue, which only God and time can heal; but I am saying that this restorative eases the dark feelings caused by the depression that weighs on the mind. I have helped many people with it, both in the court and the city, and recently one Master Edmund Tressilian, a respected gentleman from Cornwall, who, after experiencing a slight in the area where he had placed his affections, fell into such a state of depression that his friends were worried for his life.”
He paused, and the lady remained silent for some time, and then asked, with a voice which she strove in vain to render firm and indifferent in its tone, “Is the gentleman you have mentioned perfectly recovered?”
He paused, and the woman stayed silent for a while, and then asked, with a voice she tried unsuccessfully to make steady and indifferent, “Has the gentleman you mentioned fully recovered?”
“Passably, madam,” answered Wayland; “he hath at least no bodily complaint.”
“Fairly well, ma'am,” replied Wayland; “he has no physical problems, at least.”
“I will take some of the medicine, Janet,” said the Countess. “I too have sometimes that dark melancholy which overclouds the brain.”
“I'll take some of the medicine, Janet,” said the Countess. “I also sometimes experience that dark melancholy that clouds the mind.”
“You shall not do so, madam,” said Janet; “who shall answer that this fellow vends what is wholesome?”
“You shouldn't do that, ma'am,” said Janet; “who can guarantee that this guy sells anything good?”
“I will myself warrant my good faith,” said Wayland; and taking a part of the medicine, he swallowed it before them. The Countess now bought what remained, a step to which Janet, by further objections, only determined her the more obstinately. She even took the first dose upon the instant, and professed to feel her heart lightened and her spirits augmented—a consequence which, in all probability, existed only in her own imagination. The lady then piled the purchases she had made together, flung her purse to Janet, and desired her to compute the amount, and to pay the pedlar; while she herself, as if tired of the amusement she at first found in conversing with him, wished him good evening, and walked carelessly into the house, thus depriving Wayland of every opportunity to speak with her in private. He hastened, however, to attempt an explanation with Janet.
“I'll personally guarantee my honesty,” said Wayland, and he took some of the medicine and swallowed it in front of them. The Countess then bought what was left, a decision that only made Janet more stubborn with her objections. She even took the first dose right away, claiming to feel her heart lighten and her spirits lift—an effect that probably only existed in her imagination. The lady then stacked her purchases together, tossed her purse to Janet, and asked her to add up the total and pay the pedlar; while she herself, as if she had grown tired of the conversation she initially enjoyed, wished him good evening and casually walked into the house, thus cutting off any chance for Wayland to speak with her privately. He quickly moved to try and explain things to Janet.
“Maiden,” he said, “thou hast the face of one who should love her mistress. She hath much need of faithful service.”
“Maiden,” he said, “you have the face of someone who should love her mistress. She has a great need for loyal service.”
“And well deserves it at my hands,” replied Janet; “but what of that?”
“And she definitely deserves it from me,” replied Janet; “but what of it?”
“Maiden, I am not altogether what I seem,” said the pedlar, lowering his voice.
“Maiden, I’m not exactly what I appear to be,” said the pedlar, lowering his voice.
“The less like to be an honest man,” said Janet.
“The less likely it is to be an honest person,” said Janet.
“The more so,” answered Wayland, “since I am no pedlar.”
“The more so,” replied Wayland, “since I’m not a peddler.”
“Get thee gone then instantly, or I will call for assistance,” said Janet; “my father must ere this be returned.”
“Leave right now, or I’ll call for help,” said Janet; “my father should have been back by now.”
“Do not be so rash,” said Wayland; “you will do what you may repent of. I am one of your mistress's friends; and she had need of more, not that thou shouldst ruin those she hath.”
“Don't be so hasty,” said Wayland; “you might do something you'll regret. I'm one of your mistress's friends, and she needs more, not that you should ruin those she has.”
“How shall I know that?” said Janet.
“How am I supposed to know that?” said Janet.
“Look me in the face,” said Wayland Smith, “and see if thou dost not read honesty in my looks.”
“Look me in the face,” said Wayland Smith, “and see if you don’t see honesty in my expression.”
And in truth, though by no means handsome, there was in his physiognomy the sharp, keen expression of inventive genius and prompt intellect, which, joined to quick and brilliant eyes, a well-formed mouth, and an intelligent smile, often gives grace and interest to features which are both homely and irregular. Janet looked at him with the sly simplicity of her sect, and replied, “Notwithstanding thy boasted honesty, friend, and although I am not accustomed to read and pass judgment on such volumes as thou hast submitted to my perusal, I think I see in thy countenance something of the pedlar-something of the picaroon.”
And honestly, even though he wasn't handsome, there was a sharp, keen look in his face that showed his inventive genius and quick thinking. Combined with his bright, lively eyes, well-shaped mouth, and intelligent smile, it often made his features, which were both plain and uneven, more appealing. Janet looked at him with the sly innocence of her group and said, “Despite your claimed honesty, my friend, and although I'm not used to reading and judging such works as you’ve presented to me, I think I see in your face a bit of the traveling salesman—a bit of the rogue.”
“On a small scale, perhaps,” said Wayland Smith, laughing. “But this evening, or to-morrow, will an old man come hither with thy father, who has the stealthy step of the cat, the shrewd and vindictive eye of the rat, the fawning wile of the spaniel, the determined snatch of the mastiff—of him beware, for your own sake and that of your mistress. See you, fair Janet, he brings the venom of the aspic under the assumed innocence of the dove. What precise mischief he meditates towards you I cannot guess, but death and disease have ever dogged his footsteps. Say nought of this to thy mistress; my art suggests to me that in her state the fear of evil may be as dangerous as its operation. But see that she take my specific, for” (he lowered his voice, and spoke low but impressively in her ear) “it is an antidote against poison.—Hark, they enter the garden!”
“Maybe on a small scale,” Wayland Smith said with a laugh. “But tonight or tomorrow, an old man will come here with your father. He has a sneaky step like a cat, a sharp and vengeful look like a rat, the flattering cunning of a spaniel, and the fierce grip of a mastiff—be careful of him, for your sake and your mistress’s. Listen, beautiful Janet, he carries the poison of a snake hidden behind the false innocence of a dove. I can’t guess what trouble he’s planning for you, but death and disease have always followed him. Don’t mention any of this to your mistress; my intuition tells me that in her condition, the fear of danger could be just as harmful as the danger itself. But make sure she takes my remedy, for” (he lowered his voice and spoke softly but seriously in her ear) “it’s an antidote against poison.—Listen, they’re coming into the garden!”
In effect, a sound of noisy mirth and loud talking approached the garden door, alarmed by which Wayland Smith sprung into the midst of a thicket of overgrown shrubs, while Janet withdrew to the garden-house that she might not incur observation, and that she might at the same time conceal, at least for the present, the purchases made from the supposed pedlar, which lay scattered on the floor of the summer-house.
A loud sound of laughter and chatter came closer to the garden door, which made Wayland Smith jump into a thicket of thick bushes, while Janet slipped away to the garden house to avoid being seen and to hide, at least for now, the items she had bought from the so-called peddler, which were scattered on the floor of the summer house.
Janet, however, had no occasion for anxiety. Her father, his old attendant, Lord Leicester's domestic, and the astrologer, entered the garden in tumult and in extreme perplexity, endeavouring to quiet Lambourne, whose brain had now become completely fired with liquor, and who was one of those unfortunate persons who, being once stirred with the vinous stimulus, do not fall asleep like other drunkards, but remain partially influenced by it for many hours, until at length, by successive draughts, they are elevated into a state of uncontrollable frenzy. Like many men in this state also, Lambourne neither lost the power of motion, speech, or expression; but, on the contrary, spoke with unwonted emphasis and readiness, and told all that at another time he would have been most desirous to keep secret.
Janet, however, had no reason to be anxious. Her father, his old servant, Lord Leicester's household staff, and the astrologer rushed into the garden in chaos and deep confusion, trying to calm Lambourne, whose mind was completely clouded by alcohol. He was one of those unfortunate souls who, after being intoxicated, don’t just pass out like other drinkers but remain partially under its influence for many hours, eventually reaching a state of uncontrollable frenzy with each additional drink. Like many men in this condition, Lambourne didn’t lose his ability to move, speak, or show expression; instead, he spoke with unusual intensity and readiness, revealing everything he would usually want to keep secret.
“What!” ejaculated Michael, at the full extent of his voice, “am I to have no welcome, no carouse, when I have brought fortune to your old, ruinous dog-house in the shape of a devil's ally, that can change slate-shivers into Spanish dollars?—Here, you, Tony Fire-the-Fagot, Papist, Puritan, hypocrite, miser, profligate, devil, compounded of all men's sins, bow down and reverence him who has brought into thy house the very mammon thou worshippest.”
“What!” shouted Michael at the top of his lungs, “am I not going to get a welcome, no celebration, after bringing fortune to your old, crumbling shack in the form of a devil’s helper that can turn scraps into cash?—Hey, you, Tony Fire-the-Fagot, Catholic, Puritan, hypocrite, miser, spendthrift, devil, a mix of all men’s sins, bow down and show respect to the one who has brought into your house the very money you worship.”
“For God's sake,” said Foster, “speak low—come into the house—thou shalt have wine, or whatever thou wilt.”
“For goodness' sake,” said Foster, “speak softly—come inside—the drinks are on me, whatever you want.”
“No, old puckfoist, I will have it here,” thundered the inebriated ruffian—“here, AL FRESCO, as the Italian hath it. No, no, I will not drink with that poisoning devil within doors, to be choked with the fumes of arsenic and quick-silver; I learned from villain Varney to beware of that.”
“No, old loser, I want it right here,” shouted the drunk thug—“outdoors, as the Italians say. No, no, I won’t drink with that poison devil indoors, to be suffocated by the fumes of arsenic and mercury; I learned from that scoundrel Varney to watch out for that.”
“Fetch him wine, in the name of all the fiends!” said the alchemist.
“Get him some wine, for the love of all that's dark!” said the alchemist.
“Aha! and thou wouldst spice it for me, old Truepenny, wouldst thou not? Ay, I should have copperas, and hellebore, and vitriol, and aqua fortis, and twenty devilish materials bubbling in my brain-pan like a charm to raise the devil in a witch's cauldron. Hand me the flask thyself, old Tony Fire-the-Fagot—and let it be cool—I will have no wine mulled at the pile of the old burnt bishops. Or stay, let Leicester be king if he will—good—and Varney, villain Varney, grand vizier—why, excellent!—and what shall I be, then?—why, emperor—Emperor Lambourne! I will see this choice piece of beauty that they have walled up here for their private pleasures; I will have her this very night to serve my wine-cup and put on my nightcap. What should a fellow do with two wives, were he twenty times an Earl? Answer me that, Tony boy, you old reprobate, hypocritical dog, whom God struck out of the book of life, but tormented with the constant wish to be restored to it—you old bishop-burning, blasphemous fanatic, answer me that.”
“Aha! So you want to spice things up for me, old Truepenny, don’t you? Yes, I want copperas, hellebore, vitriol, and aqua fortis, along with twenty devilish ingredients bubbling in my brain like a spell to summon the devil from a witch's cauldron. Hand me the flask yourself, old Tony Fire-the-Fagot—and make sure it’s cool—I won’t drink any wine that’s been mulled at the pile of the old burnt bishops. Or wait, let Leicester be king if he wants—fine—and Varney, that villain Varney, the grand vizier—why, perfect!—and what will I be then?—why, emperor—Emperor Lambourne! I want to see this beautiful piece they’ve locked away here for their private pleasures; I’ll have her tonight to serve my wine and put on my nightcap. What’s a guy supposed to do with two wives, even if he were twenty times an Earl? Answer me that, Tony boy, you old scoundrel, hypocritical dog, whom God has erased from the book of life, yet you’re still tormented by the desire to be restored—you old bishop-burning, blasphemous fanatic, answer me that.”
“I will stick my knife to the haft in him,” said Foster, in a low tone, which trembled with passion.
“I will drive my knife into him,” said Foster, in a low voice, which shook with emotion.
“For the love of Heaven, no violence!” said the astrologer. “It cannot but be looked closely into.—Here, honest Lambourne, wilt thou pledge me to the health of the noble Earl of Leicester and Master Richard Varney?”
“For the love of Heaven, no violence!” said the astrologer. “It can only be examined closely. —Here, honest Lambourne, will you toast to the health of the noble Earl of Leicester and Master Richard Varney?”
“I will, mine old Albumazar—I will, my trusty vender of ratsbane. I would kiss thee, mine honest infractor of the Lex Julia (as they said at Leyden), didst thou not flavour so damnably of sulphur, and such fiendish apothecary's stuff.—Here goes it, up seyes—to Varney and Leicester two more noble mounting spirits—and more dark-seeking, deep-diving, high-flying, malicious, ambitious miscreants—well, I say no more, but I will whet my dagger on his heart-spone that refuses to pledge me! And so, my masters—”
“I will, my old Albumazar—I will, my trusty seller of rat poison. I would kiss you, my honest breaker of the Lex Julia (as they said at Leyden), if you didn’t smell so strongly of sulfur and that devilish apothecary stuff.—Here goes it, up to Varney and Leicester, two more noble, ambitious spirits—more dark-seeking, deep-diving, high-flying, malicious miscreants—well, I’ll say no more, but I will sharpen my dagger on the heart of anyone who refuses to pledge me! And so, my masters—”
Thus speaking, Lambourne exhausted the cup which the astrologer had handed to him, and which contained not wine, but distilled spirits. He swore half an oath, dropped the empty cup from his grasp, laid his hand on his sword without being able to draw it, reeled, and fell without sense or motion into the arms of the domestic, who dragged him off to his chamber, and put him to bed.
Thus speaking, Lambourne finished the cup that the astrologer had given him, which was filled not with wine, but with hard liquor. He swore part of an oath, dropped the empty cup from his hand, put his hand on his sword but couldn't draw it, stumbled, and collapsed, unresponsive, into the domestic's arms, who dragged him off to his room and put him to bed.
In the general confusion, Janet regained her lady's chamber unobserved, trembling like an aspen leaf, but determined to keep secret from the Countess the dreadful surmises which she could not help entertaining from the drunken ravings of Lambourne. Her fears, however, though they assumed no certain shape, kept pace with the advice of the pedlar; and she confirmed her mistress in her purpose of taking the medicine which he had recommended, from which it is probable she would otherwise have dissuaded her. Neither had these intimations escaped the ears of Wayland, who knew much better how to interpret them. He felt much compassion at beholding so lovely a creature as the Countess, and whom he had first seen in the bosom of domestic happiness, exposed to the machinations of such a gang of villains. His indignation, too, had been highly excited by hearing the voice of his old master, against whom he felt, in equal degree, the passions of hatred and fear. He nourished also a pride in his own art and resources; and, dangerous as the task was, he that night formed a determination to attain the bottom of the mystery, and to aid the distressed lady, if it were yet possible. From some words which Lambourne had dropped among his ravings, Wayland now, for the first time, felt inclined to doubt that Varney had acted entirely on his own account in wooing and winning the affections of this beautiful creature. Fame asserted of this zealous retainer that he had accommodated his lord in former love intrigues; and it occurred to Wayland Smith that Leicester himself might be the party chiefly interested. Her marriage with the Earl he could not suspect; but even the discovery of such a passing intrigue with a lady of Mistress Amy Robsart's rank was a secret of the deepest importance to the stability of the favourite's power over Elizabeth. “If Leicester himself should hesitate to stifle such a rumour by very strange means,” said he to himself, “he has those about him who would do him that favour without waiting for his consent. If I would meddle in this business, it must be in such guise as my old master uses when he compounds his manna of Satan, and that is with a close mask on my face. So I will quit Giles Gosling to-morrow, and change my course and place of residence as often as a hunted fox. I should like to see this little Puritan, too, once more. She looks both pretty and intelligent to have come of such a caitiff as Anthony Fire-the-Fagot.”
In the midst of the chaos, Janet quietly returned to her lady's chamber, shaking like a leaf but determined to keep from the Countess the terrible suspicions she couldn't help but entertain from Lambourne's drunken ramblings. Her fears, though unclear, aligned with the pedlar's advice; she encouraged her mistress to take the medicine he had recommended, which she probably would have talked her out of otherwise. Wayland also overheard these hints and knew how to interpret them better. He felt a deep compassion for the beautiful Countess, whom he had first seen in a happy home, now being targeted by such a group of villains. His anger grew upon hearing the voice of his former master, stirring up feelings of both hatred and fear. He took pride in his own skills and resources, and despite the risk, he decided that night to get to the bottom of the mystery and help the distressed lady, if it was still possible. Some words from Lambourne's rants made Wayland question whether Varney was acting solely on his own in winning the affections of this lovely woman. Rumor had it that this devoted servant had helped his master in previous romantic endeavors, and it struck Wayland that Leicester himself might be the one most invested. He couldn't suspect that she was married to the Earl, but even a fleeting affair with someone of Mistress Amy Robsart's status could be crucial to Leicester's hold over Elizabeth. “If Leicester were to hesitate in stopping such a rumor by unusual means,” he thought to himself, “he has people around him who would gladly do it for him without waiting for his approval. If I get involved in this, I have to do it like my old master does when he concocts his dark plans, and that means wearing a mask. So I'll leave Giles Gosling tomorrow and shift my location and residence as often as a hunted fox. I'd also like to see this little Puritan again; she seems both pretty and clever to have come from someone as despicable as Anthony Fire-the-Fagot.”
Giles Gosling received the adieus of Wayland rather joyfully than otherwise. The honest publican saw so much peril in crossing the course of the Earl of Leicester's favourite that his virtue was scarce able to support him in the task, and he was well pleased when it was likely to be removed from his shoulders still, however, professing his good-will, and readiness, in case of need, to do Mr. Tressilian or his emissary any service, in so far as consisted with his character of a publican.
Giles Gosling said goodbye to Wayland more cheerfully than anything else. The honest pub owner felt so much danger in crossing the path of the Earl of Leicester's favorite that his integrity was barely able to support him in the task, and he was glad when it seemed likely to be taken off his shoulders. Still, he insisted on his good intentions and his willingness, if needed, to help Mr. Tressilian or his representative in any way that aligned with his role as a pub owner.
CHAPTER XXI.
Vaulting ambition, that o'erleaps itself,
And falls on t'other side. —MACBETH.
Vaulting ambition, that exceeds itself,
And falls on the other side. —MACBETH.
The splendour of the approaching revels at Kenilworth was now the conversation through all England; and everything was collected at home, or from abroad, which could add to the gaiety or glory of the prepared reception of Elizabeth at the house of her most distinguished favourite. Meantime Leicester appeared daily to advance in the Queen's favour. He was perpetually by her side in council—willingly listened to in the moments of courtly recreation—favoured with approaches even to familiar intimacy—looked up to by all who had aught to hope at court—courted by foreign ministers with the most flattering testimonies of respect from their sovereigns,—the ALTER EGO, as it seemed, of the stately Elizabeth, who was now very generally supposed to be studying the time and opportunity for associating him, by marriage, into her sovereign power.
The excitement about the upcoming festivities at Kenilworth was the talk of England, and everything that could enhance the joy or prestige of Elizabeth's reception at her most distinguished favorite's home was being gathered from near and far. Meanwhile, Leicester seemed to be gaining the Queen's favor more each day. He was constantly at her side during council meetings, eagerly welcomed during moments of royal leisure, enjoying a familiarity that bordered on intimacy, admired by everyone with hopes at court, and sought after by foreign ministers who came bearing the most flattering messages from their rulers — like Elizabeth's second-in-command, as it appeared, with many believing she was considering marrying him to strengthen her reign.
Amid such a tide of prosperity, this minion of fortune and of the Queen's favour was probably the most unhappy man in the realm which seemed at his devotion. He had the Fairy King's superiority over his friends and dependants, and saw much which they could not. The character of his mistress was intimately known to him. It was his minute and studied acquaintance with her humours, as well as her noble faculties, which, joined to his powerful mental qualities, and his eminent external accomplishments, had raised him so high in her favour; and it was that very knowledge of her disposition which led him to apprehend at every turn some sudden and overwhelming disgrace. Leicester was like a pilot possessed of a chart which points out to him all the peculiarities of his navigation, but which exhibits so many shoals, breakers, and reefs of rocks, that his anxious eye reaps little more from observing them than to be convinced that his final escape can be little else than miraculous.
Amid such a wave of success, this favorite of fortune and the Queen was likely the most unhappy man in the kingdom that seemed to cater to him. He had the upper hand over his friends and followers, and he understood much that they could not. He was deeply familiar with his mistress's character. It was his close attention to her moods, as well as her noble qualities, combined with his own strong mental skills and impressive outward talents, that had elevated him so high in her esteem; yet it was that very understanding of her nature that made him dread sudden and catastrophic disgrace at every turn. Leicester was like a pilot with a map that details all the specifics of his journey but also shows so many hidden dangers, obstacles, and rocky patches that all he gains from studying it is the unsettling awareness that his safe passage is likely to be nothing short of miraculous.
In fact, Queen Elizabeth had a character strangely compounded of the strongest masculine sense, with those foibles which are chiefly supposed proper to the female sex. Her subjects had the full benefit of her virtues, which far predominated over her weaknesses; but her courtiers, and those about her person, had often to sustain sudden and embarrassing turns of caprice, and the sallies of a temper which was both jealous and despotic. She was the nursing-mother of her people, but she was also the true daughter of Henry VIII.; and though early sufferings and an excellent education had repressed and modified, they had not altogether destroyed, the hereditary temper of that “hard-ruled king.” “Her mind,” says her witty godson, Sir John Harrington, who had experienced both the smiles and the frowns which he describes, “was ofttime like the gentle air that cometh from the western point in a summer's morn—'twas sweet and refreshing to all around her. Her speech did win all affections. And again, she could put forth such alterations, when obedience was lacking, as left no doubting WHOSE daughter she was. When she smiled, it was a pure sunshine, that every one did choose to bask in, if they could; but anon came a storm from a sudden gathering of clouds, and the thunder fell in a wondrous manner on all alike.” [Nugae Antiquae, vol.i., pp.355, 356-362.]
In fact, Queen Elizabeth had a character that was strangely a mix of strong masculine sense and the quirks typically associated with women. Her subjects benefited greatly from her virtues, which outweighed her weaknesses; however, her courtiers and those around her often had to deal with her sudden and embarrassing mood swings and the outbursts of a jealous and controlling temper. She was like a nurturing mother to her people, but she was also truly the daughter of Henry VIII. Although early hardships and a good education had toned down her temperament, they hadn’t completely erased the fierce nature inherited from that "hard-ruled king." “Her mind,” says her clever godson, Sir John Harrington, who witnessed both her smiles and frowns, “was often like the gentle breeze that comes from the west on a summer morning—it was sweet and refreshing to everyone around her. Her words won everyone's affections. But if obedience was lacking, she could change so drastically that there was no doubt WHOSE daughter she was. When she smiled, it was pure sunshine that everyone wanted to bask in, but suddenly a storm could roll in with clouds gathering, and the thunder struck in a remarkable way for all.” [Nugae Antiquae, vol.i., pp.355, 356-362.]
This variability of disposition, as Leicester well knew, was chiefly formidable to those who had a share in the Queen's affections, and who depended rather on her personal regard than on the indispensable services which they could render to her councils and her crown. The favour of Burleigh or of Walsingham, of a description far less striking than that by which he was himself upheld, was founded, as Leicester was well aware, on Elizabeth's solid judgment, not on her partiality, and was, therefore, free from all those principles of change and decay necessarily incident to that which chiefly arose from personal accomplishments and female predilection. These great and sage statesmen were judged of by the Queen only with reference to the measures they suggested, and the reasons by which they supported their opinions in council; whereas the success of Leicester's course depended on all those light and changeable gales of caprice and humour which thwart or favour the progress of a lover in the favour of his mistress, and she, too, a mistress who was ever and anon becoming fearful lest she should forget the dignity, or compromise the authority, of the Queen, while she indulged the affections of the woman. Of the difficulties which surrounded his power, “too great to keep or to resign,” Leicester was fully sensible; and as he looked anxiously round for the means of maintaining himself in his precarious situation, and sometimes contemplated those of descending from it in safety, he saw but little hope of either. At such moments his thoughts turned to dwell upon his secret marriage and its consequences; and it was in bitterness against himself, if not against his unfortunate Countess, that he ascribed to that hasty measure, adopted in the ardour of what he now called inconsiderate passion, at once the impossibility of placing his power on a solid basis, and the immediate prospect of its precipitate downfall.
This fluctuating nature, as Leicester knew well, was mainly intimidating for those who had a stake in the Queen's affections and relied more on her personal favor than on the essential services they could provide to her government and crown. The support of Burleigh or Walsingham, which was much less striking than Leicester’s own, was based, as he understood, on Elizabeth's solid judgment, not on her favoritism, and was therefore free from the inevitable changes and declines that come from personal charm and female preference. These wise and significant statesmen were evaluated by the Queen only in terms of the measures they proposed and the reasons they put forth in council; on the other hand, Leicester's success depended on the unpredictable whims and moods that either hinder or help a lover win the affections of his mistress, especially one who frequently worried about maintaining her dignity and authority as a Queen while indulging her womanly feelings. Leicester was very aware of the challenges surrounding his influence, “too great to keep or to resign;” and as he anxiously searched for ways to secure his precarious position, and sometimes considered how to step down from it safely, he found little hope for either. In those moments, his thoughts often dwelled on his secret marriage and its aftermath; and it was in bitterness towards himself, if not towards his unfortunate Countess, that he blamed that hasty decision—made in what he now called reckless passion—for both the impossibility of solidifying his power and the immediate threat of its rapid decline.

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“Men say,” thus ran his thoughts, in these anxious and repentant moments, “that I might marry Elizabeth, and become King of England. All things suggest this. The match is carolled in ballads, while the rabble throw their caps up. It has been touched upon in the schools—whispered in the presence-chamber—recommended from the pulpit—prayed for in the Calvinistic churches abroad—touched on by statists in the very council at home. These bold insinuations have been rebutted by no rebuke, no resentment, no chiding, scarce even by the usual female protestation that she would live and die a virgin princess. Her words have been more courteous than ever, though she knows such rumours are abroad—her actions more gracious, her looks more kind—nought seems wanting to make me King of England, and place me beyond the storms of court-favour, excepting the putting forth of mine own hand to take that crown imperial which is the glory of the universe! And when I might stretch that hand out most boldly, it is fettered down by a secret and inextricable bond! And here I have letters from Amy,” he would say, catching them up with a movement of peevishness, “persecuting me to acknowledge her openly—to do justice to her and to myself—and I wot not what. Methinks I have done less than justice to myself already. And she speaks as if Elizabeth were to receive the knowledge of this matter with the glee of a mother hearing of the happy marriage of a hopeful son! She, the daughter of Henry, who spared neither man in his anger nor woman in his desire—she to find herself tricked, drawn on with toys of passion to the verge of acknowledging her love to a subject, and he discovered to be a married man!—Elizabeth to learn that she had been dallied with in such fashion, as a gay courtier might trifle with a country wench—we should then see, to our ruin, FURENS QUID FAEMINA!”
“People say,” his thoughts ran during these anxious and regretful moments, “that I should marry Elizabeth and become King of England. Everything points to this. The match is celebrated in songs, while the crowd throws their hats in the air. It's been talked about in schools—whispered about in the royal chambers—recommended from the pulpit—prayed for in Calvinistic churches abroad—and discussed by politicians right here at home. These bold suggestions have gone unchecked, with no rebuke, no anger, no scolding, hardly even by the usual female declaration that she would live and die a virgin princess. Her words have been more polite than ever, even though she knows these rumors are circulating—her actions more gracious, her expressions kinder—nothing seems to stand in the way of making me King of England and placing me above the turbulence of court politics, except for me reaching out my own hand to take that imperial crown, which represents the glory of the universe! And when I could stretch that hand out most boldly, it is shackled by a secret and complicated bond! And here I have letters from Amy,” he would say, picking them up with a huff, “pressuring me to acknowledge her publicly—to do right by her and myself—and I don’t even know what else. I feel like I’ve already done less than I owe myself. And she talks as if Elizabeth would take this news with the joy of a mother hearing about her son's happy marriage! She, the daughter of Henry, who showed no mercy to man in his fury nor to woman in his lust—she to find herself deceived, lured by sweet temptations to the point of considering admitting her love for a subject, only to discover he is a married man!—Elizabeth learning that she had been toyed with in such a way, as a flashy courtier might play with a country girl—we would then see, to our destruction, FURENS QUID FAEMINA!”
He would then pause, and call for Varney, whose advice was now more frequently resorted to than ever, because the Earl remembered the remonstrances which he had made against his secret contract. And their consultation usually terminated in anxious deliberation how, or in what manner, the Countess was to be produced at Kenilworth. These communings had for some time ended always in a resolution to delay the Progress from day to day. But at length a peremptory decision became necessary.
He would then pause and call for Varney, whose advice was now sought more often than ever because the Earl remembered the objections he had raised against his secret contract. Their discussions usually ended with anxious deliberation about how or in what way the Countess was to be presented at Kenilworth. For a while, these talks always resulted in a decision to postpone the Progress day by day. But eventually, a firm decision became necessary.
“Elizabeth will not be satisfied without her presence,” said the Earl. “Whether any suspicion hath entered her mind, as my own apprehensions suggest, or whether the petition of Tressilian is kept in her memory by Sussex or some other secret enemy, I know not; but amongst all the favourable expressions which she uses to me, she often recurs to the story of Amy Robsart. I think that Amy is the slave in the chariot, who is placed there by my evil fortune to dash and to confound my triumph, even when at the highest. Show me thy device, Varney, for solving the inextricable difficulty. I have thrown every such impediment in the way of these accursed revels as I could propound even with a shade of decency, but to-day's interview has put all to a hazard. She said to me kindly, but peremptorily, 'We will give you no further time for preparations, my lord, lest you should altogether ruin yourself. On Saturday, the 9th of July, we will be with you at Kenilworth. We pray you to forget none of our appointed guests and suitors, and in especial this light-o'-love, Amy Robsart. We would wish to see the woman who could postpone yonder poetical gentleman, Master Tressilian, to your man, Richard Varney.'—Now, Varney, ply thine invention, whose forge hath availed us so often for sure as my name is Dudley, the danger menaced by my horoscope is now darkening around me.”
“Elizabeth won’t be satisfied without her there,” said the Earl. “I don’t know if any suspicion has crossed her mind, as my own worries suggest, or if Sussex or some other secret enemy is keeping Tressilian’s petition fresh in her memory, but among all the flattering things she says to me, she frequently brings up the story of Amy Robsart. I feel like Amy is the one in the chariot, placed there by my bad luck to ruin my victory, even at its peak. Show me your plan, Varney, to solve this complicated problem. I’ve tried to throw every possible obstacle in the way of these cursed festivities that I could suggest, even with a touch of decency, but today’s meeting has put everything at risk. She spoke to me kindly but firmly, 'We won’t give you any more time to prepare, my lord, for fear you might completely ruin yourself. On Saturday, July 9th, we will be with you at Kenilworth. Please don’t forget any of our invited guests and suitors, especially that flirt, Amy Robsart. We want to see the woman who could make Master Tressilian, the poetic gentleman, wait for your man, Richard Varney.' —Now, Varney, use your creativity, which has helped us so many times, for as sure as my name is Dudley, the danger posed by my fate is closing in around me.”
“Can my lady be by no means persuaded to bear for a brief space the obscure character which circumstances impose on her?” Said Varney after some hesitation.
“Can I convince my lady to endure for a short while the unclear identity that circumstances have placed upon her?” Varney said after a moment of uncertainty.
“How, sirrah? my Countess term herself thy wife!—that may neither stand with my honour nor with hers.”
“How, friend? My Countess calls herself your wife!—that can’t be right for either my honor or hers.”
“Alas! my lord,” answered Varney, “and yet such is the quality in which Elizabeth now holds her; and to contradict this opinion is to discover all.”
“Unfortunately, my lord,” Varney replied, “but this is how Elizabeth currently sees her; and to challenge this view is to reveal everything.”
“Think of something else, Varney,” said the Earl, in great agitation; “this invention is nought. If I could give way to it, she would not; for I tell thee, Varney, if thou knowest it not, that not Elizabeth on the throne has more pride than the daughter of this obscure gentleman of Devon. She is flexible in many things, but where she holds her honour brought in question she hath a spirit and temper as apprehensive as lightning, and as swift in execution.”
“Think of something else, Varney,” said the Earl, clearly upset; “this idea is useless. If I were to back down, she definitely wouldn’t; because I tell you, Varney, if you don’t already know, that not even Elizabeth on the throne has more pride than the daughter of this unknown gentleman from Devon. She’s accommodating in many ways, but when her honor is at stake, she has a spirit and temperament as sharp as lightning, and acts just as quickly.”
“We have experienced that, my lord, else had we not been thus circumstanced,” said Varney. “But what else to suggest I know not. Methinks she whose good fortune in becoming your lordship's bride, and who gives rise to the danger, should do somewhat towards parrying it.”
“We’ve been through this, my lord, or we wouldn’t be in this situation,” Varney said. “But I’m not sure what else to suggest. I think the woman who has the good fortune of becoming your bride—and who has caused this danger—should do something to help fend it off.”
“It is impossible,” said the Earl, waving his hand; “I know neither authority nor entreaties would make her endure thy name for an hour.
“It’s impossible,” said the Earl, waving his hand; “I know that neither authority nor pleas would make her tolerate your name for even an hour.
“It is somewhat hard, though,” said Varney, in a dry tone; and, without pausing on that topic, he added, “Suppose some one were found to represent her? Such feats have been performed in the courts of as sharp-eyed monarchs as Queen Elizabeth.”
“It’s a bit tricky, though,” Varney said dryly; and without dwelling on that subject, he added, “What if someone were found to take her place? Such things have happened in the courts of sharp-eyed rulers like Queen Elizabeth.”
“Utter madness, Varney,” answered the Earl; “the counterfeit would be confronted with Tressilian, and discovery become inevitable.”
“Complete madness, Varney,” replied the Earl; “the fake would be faced by Tressilian, and finding out the truth would be unavoidable.”
“Tressilian might be removed from court,” said the unhesitating Varney.
“Tressilian could be taken out of court,” said the resolute Varney.
“And by what means?”
"And how?"
“There are many,” said Varney, “by which a statesman in your situation, my lord, may remove from the scene one who pries into your affairs, and places himself in perilous opposition to you.”
"There are many ways," Varney said, "for a statesman in your position, my lord, to get rid of someone who snoops into your business and puts themselves in dangerous opposition to you."
“Speak not to me of such policy, Varney,” said the Earl hastily, “which, besides, would avail nothing in the present case. Many others there be at court to whom Amy may be known; and besides, on the absence of Tressilian, her father or some of her friends would be instantly summoned hither. Urge thine invention once more.”
“Don’t talk to me about that strategy, Varney,” the Earl said quickly, “because it wouldn’t help at all in this situation. There are plenty of others at court who might know Amy; plus, if Tressilian is missing, her father or some of her friends would be called here right away. Think of another idea.”
“My lord, I know not what to say,” answered Varney; “but were I myself in such perplexity, I would ride post down to Cumnor Place, and compel my wife to give her consent to such measures as her safety and mine required.”
“My lord, I don’t know what to say,” Varney replied; “but if I were in such a predicament, I would ride straight to Cumnor Place and force my wife to agree to whatever steps are necessary for her safety and mine.”
“Varney,” said Leicester, “I cannot urge her to aught so repugnant to her noble nature as a share in this stratagem; it would be a base requital to the love she bears me.”
“Varney,” said Leicester, “I can’t ask her to do something so противоречиво to her noble nature as being part of this scheme; it would be a disgraceful repayment for the love she has for me.”
“Well, my lord,” said Varney, “your lordship is a wise and an honourable man, and skilled in those high points of romantic scruple which are current in Arcadia perhaps, as your nephew, Philip Sidney, writes. I am your humble servitor—a man of this world, and only happy that my knowledge of it, and its ways, is such as your lordship has not scorned to avail yourself of. Now I would fain know whether the obligation lies on my lady or on you in this fortunate union, and which has most reason to show complaisance to the other, and to consider that other's wishes, conveniences, and safety?”
“Well, my lord,” said Varney, “you are a wise and honorable man, skilled in the ideals of romantic values that may be found in Arcadia, as your nephew, Philip Sidney, writes. I am your humble servant—a man of this world, and I’m just glad that my understanding of it and its ways is something your lordship has chosen to utilize. Now, I would like to know whether the obligation falls on my lady or on you in this fortunate union, and who has more reason to cater to the other's wishes, preferences, and safety?”
“I tell thee, Varney,” said the Earl, “that all it was in my power to bestow upon her was not merely deserved, but a thousand times overpaid, by her own virtue and beauty; for never did greatness descend upon a creature so formed by nature to grace and adorn it.”
“I tell you, Varney,” said the Earl, “that everything I could give her was not just deserved, but a thousand times more than what she earned with her own goodness and beauty; for never has greatness come to someone who was so naturally made to enhance and beautify it.”
“It is well, my lord, you are so satisfied,” answered Varney, with his usual sardonic smile, which even respect to his patron could not at all times subdue; “you will have time enough to enjoy undisturbed the society of one so gracious and beautiful—that is, so soon as such confinement in the Tower be over as may correspond to the crime of deceiving the affections of Elizabeth Tudor. A cheaper penalty, I presume, you do not expect.”
“It’s good, my lord, that you’re so pleased,” Varney replied, with his usual sardonic smile, which he couldn’t fully suppress even out of respect for his patron. “You’ll have plenty of time to enjoy the company of someone so gracious and beautiful—as soon as the confinement in the Tower corresponding to the crime of deceiving Elizabeth Tudor's affections is over. I take it you don’t expect a lighter penalty.”
“Malicious fiend!” answered Leicester, “do you mock me in my misfortune?—Manage it as thou wilt.”
“Malicious fiend!” replied Leicester, “are you mocking me in my misfortune?—Do what you want.”
“If you are serious, my lord,” said Varney, “you must set forth instantly and post for Cumnor Place.”
“If you’re serious, my lord,” said Varney, “you need to head out right away and make your way to Cumnor Place.”
“Do thou go thyself, Varney; the devil has given thee that sort of eloquence which is most powerful in the worst cause. I should stand self-convicted of villainy, were I to urge such a deceit. Begone, I tell thee; must I entreat thee to mine own dishonour?”
“Go on your own, Varney; the devil has given you that kind of persuasive talk that's strongest in the worst situations. I would be admitting to wrongdoing if I tried to push such a trick. Get out of here, I tell you; must I beg you to ruin my own honor?”
“No, my lord,” said Varney; “but if you are serious in entrusting me with the task of urging this most necessary measure, you must give me a letter to my lady, as my credentials, and trust to me for backing the advice it contains with all the force in my power. And such is my opinion of my lady's love for your lordship, and of her willingness to do that which is at once to contribute to your pleasure and your safety, that I am sure she will condescend to bear for a few brief days the name of so humble a man as myself, especially since it is not inferior in antiquity to that of her own paternal house.”
“No, my lord,” Varney said, “but if you’re serious about trusting me with the important task of pushing this necessary measure forward, you need to give me a letter to my lady as my proof, and I’ll do everything I can to support the advice it contains. I genuinely believe that my lady loves you and is eager to do what brings you joy and keeps you safe, so I’m confident she will be willing to take on the name of a humble man like me, especially since it has a history that’s just as good as her own family's name.”
Leicester seized on writing materials, and twice or thrice commenced a letter to the Countess, which he afterwards tore into fragments. At length he finished a few distracted lines, in which he conjured her, for reasons nearly concerning his life and honour, to consent to bear the name of Varney for a few days, during the revels at Kenilworth. He added that Varney would communicate all the reasons which rendered this deception indispensable; and having signed and sealed these credentials, he flung them over the table to Varney with a motion that he should depart, which his adviser was not slow to comprehend and to obey.
Leicester grabbed some writing materials and started a letter to the Countess two or three times, only to tear it into pieces afterwards. Finally, he finished a few frantic lines where he urged her, for reasons tied closely to his life and honor, to agree to use the name Varney for a few days during the festivities at Kenilworth. He mentioned that Varney would explain all the reasons why this deception was necessary; then, after signing and sealing these credentials, he threw them across the table to Varney, signaling him to leave, which his advisor quickly understood and complied with.
Leicester remained like one stupefied, till he heard the trampling of the horses, as Varney, who took no time even to change his dress, threw himself into the saddle, and, followed by a single servant, set off for Berkshire. At the sound the Earl started from his seat, and ran to the window, with the momentary purpose of recalling the unworthy commission with which he had entrusted one of whom he used to say he knew no virtuous property save affection to his patron. But Varney was already beyond call; and the bright, starry firmament, which the age considered as the Book of Fate, lying spread before Leicester when he opened the casement, diverted him from his better and more manly purpose.
Leicester stayed in shock until he heard the sound of the horses. Varney, not even bothering to change his clothes, jumped into the saddle and took off for Berkshire, followed by a single servant. At the noise, the Earl jumped from his seat and ran to the window, briefly considering recalling the unworthy task he had given to someone he used to say had no admirable qualities except loyalty to him. But Varney was already out of reach, and the bright, starry sky—what people at the time viewed as the Book of Fate—spread out before Leicester as he opened the window, distracting him from his better, more honorable intentions.
“There they roll, on their silent but potential course,” said the Earl, looking around him, “without a voice which speaks to our ear, but not without influences which affect, at every change, the indwellers of this vile, earthly planet. This, if astrologers fable not, is the very crisis of my fate! The hour approaches of which I was taught to beware—the hour, too, which I was encouraged to hope for. A King was the word—but how?—the crown matrimonial. All hopes of that are gone—let them go. The rich Netherlands have demanded me for their leader, and, would Elizabeth consent, would yield to me THEIR crown. And have I not such a claim even in this kingdom? That of York, descending from George of Clarence to the House of Huntingdon, which, this lady failing, may have a fair chance—Huntingdon is of my house.—But I will plunge no deeper in these high mysteries. Let me hold my course in silence for a while, and in obscurity, like a subterranean river; the time shall come that I will burst forth in my strength, and bear all opposition before me.”
"There they go, on their quiet but significant path," said the Earl, looking around him, "without a sound that reaches our ears, but not without influences that affect, at every change, the inhabitants of this miserable, earthly planet. This, if astrologers aren't lying, is the very turning point of my fate! The hour is coming that I was warned to fear—the hour, too, which I hoped for. A King was the promise—but how?—the royal marriage. All those hopes are gone—let them go. The wealthy Netherlands have called for me as their leader, and, if Elizabeth agrees, would offer me THEIR crown. And don’t I have a claim here as well? That of York, tracing back from George of Clarence to the House of Huntingdon, which, if this lady fails, may have a fair shot—Huntingdon is from my line. But I won’t delve too deeply into these grand mysteries. Let me follow my path in silence for a while, and in obscurity, like a hidden river; the time will come when I will emerge with my strength and overcome all opposition."
While Leicester was thus stupefying the remonstrances of his own conscience, by appealing to political necessity for his apology, or losing himself amidst the wild dreams of ambition, his agent left town and tower behind him on his hasty journey to Berkshire. HE also nourished high hope. He had brought Lord Leicester to the point which he had desired, of committing to him the most intimate recesses of his breast, and of using him as the channel of his most confidential intercourse with his lady. Henceforward it would, he foresaw, be difficult for his patron either to dispense with his services, or refuse his requests, however unreasonable. And if this disdainful dame, as he termed the Countess, should comply with the request of her husband, Varney, her pretended husband, must needs become so situated with respect to her, that there was no knowing where his audacity might be bounded; perhaps not till circumstances enabled him to obtain a triumph, which he thought of with a mixture of fiendish feelings, in which revenge for her previous scorn was foremost and predominant. Again he contemplated the possibility of her being totally intractable, and refusing obstinately to play the part assigned to her in the drama at Kenilworth.
While Leicester was dulling the protests of his own conscience by arguing that political necessity justified his actions, or getting lost in his wild ambitions, his agent left town and headed swiftly to Berkshire. He also had high hopes. He had brought Lord Leicester to the point he wanted, where Leicester confided his deepest secrets to him and relied on him for private communications with his wife. Moving forward, it would be hard for his patron to cut him off or deny his requests, no matter how unreasonable they might be. And if that proud woman, as he referred to the Countess, agreed to her husband's wishes, Varney, her supposed husband, would be in a position with her where there were no limits to his boldness; perhaps until circumstances allowed him to achieve a victory, which he imagined with mixed feelings, primarily driven by revenge for her previous disdain. He again considered the chance that she might be completely uncooperative and stubbornly refuse to play her part in the drama at Kenilworth.
“Alasco must then do his part,” he said. “Sickness must serve her Majesty as an excuse for not receiving the homage of Mrs. Varney—ay, and a sore and wasting sickness it may prove, should Elizabeth continue to cast so favourable an eye on my Lord of Leicester. I will not forego the chance of being favourite of a monarch for want of determined measures, should these be necessary. Forward, good horse, forward—ambition and haughty hope of power, pleasure, and revenge strike their stings as deep through my bosom as I plunge the rowels in thy flanks. On, good horse, on—the devil urges us both forward!”
“Alasco needs to step up,” he said. “Illness must be the reason her Majesty doesn’t receive Mrs. Varney’s respect—and it could end up being a painful and debilitating illness if Elizabeth keeps looking favorably at my Lord of Leicester. I won’t miss the opportunity to be the favorite of a monarch because I didn’t take decisive action, if that’s what it takes. Move, good horse, move—ambition and the proud desire for power, pleasure, and revenge strike as deeply through my heart as I dig the spurs into your sides. On, good horse, on—the devil is pushing us both ahead!”
CHAPTER XXII.
Say that my beauty was but small,
Among court ladies all despised,
Why didst thou rend it from that hall
Where, scornful Earl, 'twas dearly prized?
No more thou com'st with wonted speed,
Thy once beloved bride to see;
But be she alive, or be she dead,
I fear, stern Earl, 's the same to thee.
CUMNOR HALL, by WILLIAM JULIUS MICKLE.
Say my beauty was just average,
Looked down upon by all the ladies at court,
Why did you take it from that place
Where, proud Earl, it was truly valued?
You no longer come with your usual haste,
To see your once-beloved bride;
But whether she’s alive or gone,
I’m afraid, stern Earl, it’s all the same to you.
CUMNOR HALL, by WILLIAM JULIUS MICKLE.
The ladies of fashion of the present, or of any other period, must have allowed that the young and lovely Countess of Leicester had, besides her youth and beauty, two qualities which entitled her to a place amongst women of rank and distinction. She displayed, as we have seen in her interview with the pedlar, a liberal promptitude to make unnecessary purchases, solely for the pleasure of acquiring useless and showy trifles which ceased to please as soon as they were possessed; and she was, besides, apt to spend a considerable space of time every day in adorning her person, although the varied splendour of her attire could only attract the half satirical praise of the precise Janet, or an approving glance from the bright eyes which witnessed their own beams of triumph reflected from the mirror.
The fashionable women of today, or any other time, must recognize that the young and beautiful Countess of Leicester possessed, in addition to her youth and beauty, two traits that earned her a spot among women of status and distinction. As we observed in her encounter with the pedlar, she had a generous eagerness to make unnecessary purchases just for the joy of owning flashy and pointless trinkets that lost their appeal as soon as they were acquired; furthermore, she tended to spend a significant part of each day enhancing her appearance, even though the diverse splendor of her outfits could only draw either the half-sarcastic praise of the meticulous Janet or an approving look from the bright eyes that saw their own triumph reflected in the mirror.
The Countess Amy had, indeed, to plead for indulgence in those frivolous tastes, that the education of the times had done little or nothing for a mind naturally gay and averse to study. If she had not loved to collect finery and to wear it, she might have woven tapestry or sewed embroidery, till her labours spread in gay profusion all over the walls and seats at Lidcote Hall; or she might have varied Minerva's labours with the task of preparing a mighty pudding against the time that Sir Hugh Robsart returned from the greenwood. But Amy had no natural genius either for the loom, the needle, or the receipt-book. Her mother had died in infancy; her father contradicted her in nothing; and Tressilian, the only one that approached her who was able or desirous to attend to the cultivation of her mind, had much hurt his interest with her by assuming too eagerly the task of a preceptor, so that he was regarded by the lively, indulged, and idle girl with some fear and much respect, but with little or nothing of that softer emotion which it had been his hope and his ambition to inspire. And thus her heart lay readily open, and her fancy became easily captivated by the noble exterior and graceful deportment and complacent flattery of Leicester, even before he was known to her as the dazzling minion of wealth and power.
The Countess Amy really had to ask for understanding regarding her frivolous interests, since the education of her time did very little for a mind that was naturally cheerful and not keen on studying. If she hadn’t loved collecting and wearing fancy things, she could have spent her time weaving tapestries or sewing embroidery, covering the walls and seats at Lidcote Hall in bright designs; or she might have taken a break from Minerva's tasks to make a huge pudding for when Sir Hugh Robsart came back from the woods. But Amy had no real talent for weaving, sewing, or cooking. Her mother had passed away when she was young; her father disagreed with her about nothing; and Tressilian, the only person who got close to her and was willing to help her with her education, hurt his chances by being too eager to take on the role of teacher. As a result, she viewed him with some fear and a lot of respect, but not with the softer feelings he had hoped to inspire. Thus, her heart was easily open, and her imagination was quickly captured by Leicester's noble looks, graceful manners, and flattering words, even before she knew him as the dazzling favorite of wealth and power.
The frequent visits of Leicester at Cumnor, during the earlier part of their union, had reconciled the Countess to the solitude and privacy to which she was condemned; but when these visits became rarer and more rare, and when the void was filled up with letters of excuse, not always very warmly expressed, and generally extremely brief, discontent and suspicion began to haunt those splendid apartments which love had fitted up for beauty. Her answers to Leicester conveyed these feelings too bluntly, and pressed more naturally than prudently that she might be relieved from this obscure and secluded residence, by the Earl's acknowledgment of their marriage; and in arranging her arguments with all the skill she was mistress of, she trusted chiefly to the warmth of the entreaties with which she urged them. Sometimes she even ventured to mingle reproaches, of which Leicester conceived he had good reason to complain.
Leicester's frequent visits to Cumnor, in the early days of their relationship, had made the Countess somewhat comfortable with the isolation and privacy she was stuck in. However, as these visits became less frequent and were replaced by letters of excuse—often not very warm and usually quite brief—feelings of discontent and suspicion started to linger in the beautiful rooms that love had decorated. Her responses to Leicester made these feelings too obvious, and she pushed more candidly than wisely for him to acknowledge their marriage so she could escape this hidden and isolated life. In crafting her arguments with all the skill she could muster, she relied mainly on the intensity of her pleas. At times, she even dared to include complaints, which Leicester thought he had every right to be upset about.
“I have made her Countess,” he said to Varney; “surely she might wait till it consisted with my pleasure that she should put on the coronet?”
“I’ve made her a Countess,” he said to Varney; “surely she can wait until it suits my pleasure for her to wear the crown?”
The Countess Amy viewed the subject in directly an opposite light.
The Countess Amy saw the situation in a completely different way.
“What signifies,” she said, “that I have rank and honour in reality, if I am to live an obscure prisoner, without either society or observance, and suffering in my character, as one of dubious or disgraced reputation? I care not for all those strings of pearl, which you fret me by warping into my tresses, Janet. I tell you that at Lidcote Hall, if I put but a fresh rosebud among my hair, my good father would call me to him, that he might see it more closely; and the kind old curate would smile, and Master Mumblazen would say something about roses gules. And now I sit here, decked out like an image with gold and gems, and no one to see my finery but you, Janet. There was the poor Tressilian, too—but it avails not speaking of him.”
“What does it matter,” she said, “that I have rank and honor in reality if I have to live as an obscure prisoner, without anyone around or any acknowledgment, suffering in my reputation as someone with a questionable or tarnished name? I don’t care about all those strings of pearls you’re fussing over, twisting into my hair, Janet. I tell you that at Lidcote Hall, if I just put a fresh rosebud in my hair, my dear father would call me over so he could see it more closely; and the kind old curate would smile, and Master Mumblazen would say something about red roses. And now I sit here, adorned like a statue with gold and jewels, and no one to admire my finery but you, Janet. There was also poor Tressilian, but it’s pointless to talk about him.”
“It doth not indeed, madam,” said her prudent attendant; “and verily you make me sometimes wish you would not speak of him so often, or so rashly.”
“It doesn’t, madam,” said her careful attendant; “and honestly, sometimes I wish you wouldn’t talk about him so often or so recklessly.”
“It signifies nothing to warn me, Janet,” said the impatient and incorrigible Countess; “I was born free, though I am now mewed up like some fine foreign slave, rather than the wife of an English noble. I bore it all with pleasure while I was sure he loved me; but now my tongue and heart shall be free, let them fetter these limbs as they will. I tell thee, Janet, I love my husband—I will love him till my latest breath—I cannot cease to love him, even if I would, or if he—which, God knows, may chance—should cease to love me. But I will say, and loudly, I would have been happier than I now am to have remained in Lidcote Hall, even although I must have married poor Tressilian, with his melancholy look and his head full of learning, which I cared not for. He said, if I would read his favourite volumes, there would come a time that I should be glad of having done so. I think it is come now.”
“It means nothing to warn me, Janet,” said the impatient and unchangeable Countess; “I was born free, but now I'm stuck like some fancy foreign slave, instead of being the wife of an English noble. I accepted it all happily while I knew he loved me; but now my tongue and heart will be free, let them bind these limbs as they wish. I tell you, Janet, I love my husband—I will love him until my last breath—I can’t stop loving him, even if I wanted to, or if he—which, God knows, might happen—should stop loving me. But I will say, and loudly, I would have been happier than I am now staying at Lidcote Hall, even if I had to marry poor Tressilian, with his gloomy look and his head full of knowledge that I didn’t care about. He said if I would read his favorite books, there would come a time when I would be glad I did. I think that time has come now.”
“I bought you some books, madam,” said Janet, “from a lame fellow who sold them in the Market-place—and who stared something boldly, at me, I promise you.”
“I bought you some books, ma'am,” said Janet, “from a disabled guy who was selling them in the market—and he stared at me pretty boldly, I promise you.”
“Let me see them, Janet,” said the Countess; “but let them not be of your own precise cast,—How is this, most righteous damsel?—'A PAIR OF SNUFFERS FOR THE GOLDEN CANDLESTICK'—'HANDFULL OF MYRRH AND HYSSOP TO PUT A SICK SOUL TO PURGATION'—'A DRAUGHT OF WATER FROM THE VALLEY OF BACA'—'FOXES AND FIREBRANDS'—what gear call you this, maiden?”
“Show me them, Janet,” said the Countess; “but they shouldn’t be just what you like. How's this, most noble girl?—'A PAIR OF SNUFFERS FOR THE GOLDEN CANDLESTICK'—'A HANDFUL OF MYRRH AND HYSSOP TO HELP A SICK SOUL PURGE'—'A DRAUGHT OF WATER FROM THE VALLEY OF BACA'—'FOXES AND FIREBRANDS'—what stuff is this, girl?”
“Nay, madam,” said Janet, “it was but fitting and seemly to put grace in your ladyship's way; but an you will none of it, there are play-books, and poet-books, I trow.”
“Nah, ma'am,” said Janet, “it was only right and proper to bring some grace into your path; but if you don’t want any of it, there are plenty of plays and poetry books, I guess.”
The Countess proceeded carelessly in her examination, turning over such rare volumes as would now make the fortune of twenty retail booksellers. Here was a “BOKE OF COOKERY, IMPRINTED BY RICHARD LANT,” and “SKELTON'S BOOKS”—“THE PASSTIME OF THE PEOPLE”—“THE CASTLE OF KNOWLEDGE,” etc. But neither to this lore did the Countess's heart incline, and joyfully did she start up from the listless task of turning over the leaves of the pamphlets, and hastily did she scatter them through the floor, when the hasty clatter of horses' feet, heard in the courtyard, called her to the window, exclaiming, “It is Leicester!—it is my noble Earl!—it is my Dudley!—every stroke of his horse's hoof sounds like a note of lordly music!”
The Countess casually continued her search, flipping through rare books that could easily make twenty small booksellers rich. There was a “BOOK OF COOKERY, PRINTED BY RICHARD LANT,” and “SKELTON'S BOOKS”—“THE PASSTIME OF THE PEOPLE”—“THE CASTLE OF KNOWLEDGE,” and more. But she had no interest in these texts, and she happily jumped up from the tedious task of leafing through the pamphlets, quickly scattering them across the floor when she heard the rapid sound of horses' hooves in the courtyard. She rushed to the window, exclaiming, “It’s Leicester!—it’s my noble Earl!—it’s my Dudley!—each beat of his horse's hoof sounds like music fit for a lord!”
There was a brief bustle in the mansion, and Foster, with his downward look and sullen manner, entered the apartment to say, “That Master Richard Varney was arrived from my lord, having ridden all night, and craved to speak with her ladyship instantly.”
There was a quick flurry of activity in the mansion, and Foster, with his downcast gaze and gloomy demeanor, walked into the room and said, “Master Richard Varney has arrived from my lord, having ridden all night, and wishes to speak with her ladyship right away.”
“Varney?” said the disappointed Countess; “and to speak with me?—pshaw! But he comes with news from Leicester, so admit him instantly.”
“Varney?” said the disappointed Countess. “And he wants to talk to me?—pfft! But he comes with news from Leicester, so let him in right away.”
Varney entered her dressing apartment, where she sat arrayed in her native loveliness, adorned with all that Janet's art and a rich and tasteful undress could bestow. But the most beautiful part of her attire was her profuse and luxuriant light-brown locks, which floated in such rich abundance around a neck that resembled a swan's, and over a bosom heaving with anxious expectation, which communicated a hurried tinge of red to her whole countenance.
Varney walked into her dressing room, where she sat looking naturally beautiful, enhanced by Janet’s skill and a stylish, relaxed outfit. But the most stunning part of her look was her thick, flowing light-brown hair, which cascaded around her swan-like neck and over a chest that rose with anxious anticipation, giving her entire face a flush of excitement.
Varney entered the room in the dress in which he had waited on his master that morning to court, the splendour of which made a strange contrast with the disorder arising from hasty riding during a dark night and foul ways. His brow bore an anxious and hurried expression, as one who has that to say of which he doubts the reception, and who hath yet posted on from the necessity of communicating his tidings. The Countess's anxious eye at once caught the alarm, as she exclaimed, “You bring news from my lord, Master Varney—Gracious Heaven! is he ill?”
Varney walked into the room wearing the outfit he had on when he served his master that morning for court, the elegance of which was a striking contrast to the chaos from a rushed ride through the dark and rough roads. His face showed worry and haste, like someone who has news they're unsure about sharing but felt the need to rush to deliver it. The Countess immediately noticed his alarm and exclaimed, “You have news from my lord, Master Varney—Good heavens! Is he unwell?”
“No, madam, thank Heaven!” said Varney. “Compose yourself, and permit me to take breath ere I communicate my tidings.”
“No, ma'am, thank goodness!” said Varney. “Calm down, and let me catch my breath before I share my news.”
“No breath, sir,” replied the lady impatiently; “I know your theatrical arts. Since your breath hath sufficed to bring you hither, it may suffice to tell your tale—at least briefly, and in the gross.”
“No breath, sir,” replied the lady impatiently; “I know your dramatic skills. Since your breath has been enough to bring you here, it should be enough to tell your story—at least briefly, and in general.”
“Madam,” answered Varney, “we are not alone, and my lord's message was for your ear only.”
“Madam,” Varney replied, “we're not alone, and my lord's message was meant for you only.”
“Leave us, Janet, and Master Foster,” said the lady; “but remain in the next apartment, and within call.”
“Leave us, Janet, and Master Foster,” said the lady; “but stay in the next room and be within reach.”
Foster and his daughter retired, agreeably to the Lady Leicester's commands, into the next apartment, which was the withdrawing-room. The door which led from the sleeping-chamber was then carefully shut and bolted, and the father and daughter remained both in a posture of anxious attention, the first with a stern, suspicious, anxious cast of countenance, and Janet with folded hands, and looks which seemed divided betwixt her desire to know the fortunes of her mistress, and her prayers to Heaven for her safety. Anthony Foster seemed himself to have some idea of what was passing through his daughter's mind, for he crossed the apartment and took her anxiously by the hand, saying, “That is right—pray, Janet, pray; we have all need of prayers, and some of us more than others. Pray, Janet—I would pray myself, but I must listen to what goes on within—evil has been brewing, love—evil has been brewing. God forgive our sins, but Varney's sudden and strange arrival bodes us no good.”
Foster and his daughter went, as Lady Leicester requested, into the next room, which was the sitting room. The door from the bedroom was carefully shut and bolted, and both father and daughter stood in a state of anxious attention, he with a stern, suspicious, worried expression, and she with her hands clasped, looking torn between wanting to know what was happening with her mistress and praying for her safety. Anthony Foster seemed to sense what was on his daughter's mind, so he crossed the room and took her hand with concern, saying, “That's right—please, Janet, pray; we all need prayers, and some of us need them more than others. Pray, Janet—I want to pray too, but I have to listen to what's going on inside—there's trouble brewing, my love—trouble brewing. God forgive our sins, but Varney's sudden and strange arrival doesn't bode well for us.”
Janet had never before heard her father excite or even permit her attention to anything which passed in their mysterious family; and now that he did so, his voice sounded in her ear—she knew not why—like that of a screech-owl denouncing some deed of terror and of woe. She turned her eyes fearfully towards the door, almost as if she expected some sounds of horror to be heard, or some sight of fear to display itself.
Janet had never heard her father take an interest in anything happening in their mysterious family before; now that he was, his voice sounded in her ears—she didn't know why—like a screech owl announcing some act of terror and sorrow. She looked anxiously toward the door, as if she expected to hear some horrifying sounds or see something terrifying.
All, however, was as still as death, and the voices of those who spoke in the inner chamber were, if they spoke at all, carefully subdued to a tone which could not be heard in the next. At once, however, they were heard to speak fast, thick, and hastily; and presently after the voice of the Countess was heard exclaiming, at the highest pitch to which indignation could raise it, “Undo the door, sir, I command you!—undo the door!—I will have no other reply!” she continued, drowning with her vehement accents the low and muttered sounds which Varney was heard to utter betwixt whiles. “What ho! without there!” she persisted, accompanying her words with shrieks, “Janet, alarm the house!—Foster, break open the door—I am detained here by a traitor! Use axe and lever, Master Foster—I will be your warrant!”
Everything was completely silent, and if the people in the inner room spoke at all, they kept their voices low enough that it couldn’t be heard outside. Suddenly, though, they began to talk quickly and nervously, and soon after, the Countess's voice rose in a furious shout, “Open the door, sir, I command you!—open the door!—I won’t accept any other answer!” She continued, her loud voice drowning out the quiet, mumbling sounds Varney was making in between. “Hey! Out there!” she yelled, adding screams, “Janet, alert the house!—Foster, break down the door—I’m being held here by a traitor! Use an axe and a lever, Master Foster—I’ll back you up!”
“It shall not need, madam,” Varney was at length distinctly heard to say. “If you please to expose my lord's important concerns and your own to the general ear, I will not be your hindrance.”
“It’s not necessary, madam,” Varney was finally heard to say. “If you wish to reveal my lord's important matters and your own to everyone, I won't stop you.”
The door was unlocked and thrown open, and Janet and her father rushed in, anxious to learn the cause of these reiterated exclamations.
The door was unlocked and swung open, and Janet and her dad rushed in, eager to find out the reason for these repeated exclamations.
When they entered the apartment Varney stood by the door grinding his teeth, with an expression in which rage, and shame, and fear had each their share. The Countess stood in the midst of her apartment like a juvenile Pythoness under the influence of the prophetic fury. The veins in her beautiful forehead started into swoln blue lines through the hurried impulse of her articulation—her cheek and neck glowed like scarlet—her eyes were like those of an imprisoned eagle, flashing red lightning on the foes which it cannot reach with its talons. Were it possible for one of the Graces to have been animated by a Fury, the countenance could not have united such beauty with so much hatred, scorn, defiance, and resentment. The gesture and attitude corresponded with the voice and looks, and altogether presented a spectacle which was at once beautiful and fearful; so much of the sublime had the energy of passion united with the Countess Amy's natural loveliness. Janet, as soon as the door was open, ran to her mistress; and more slowly, yet with more haste than he was wont, Anthony Foster went to Richard Varney.
When they entered the apartment, Varney stood by the door, gritting his teeth, with a look that showed a mix of anger, shame, and fear. The Countess stood in the middle of her apartment like a young oracle in a prophetic frenzy. The veins in her beautiful forehead bulged with prominent blue lines from the rush of her speech—her cheek and neck burned bright red—her eyes were like those of a trapped eagle, flashing with fury at enemies it couldn't reach with its claws. If one of the Graces could be possessed by a Fury, her face couldn't have expressed such beauty paired with so much hatred, scorn, defiance, and resentment. Her gestures and posture matched her voice and expression, presenting a scene that was both beautiful and terrifying; the intensity of her passion mixed with Countess Amy’s natural charm was sublime. As soon as the door opened, Janet hurried to her mistress; meanwhile, Anthony Foster moved toward Richard Varney more slowly, yet with a sense of urgency that was unusual for him.
“In the Truth's name, what ails your ladyship?” said the former.
“In the name of Truth, what’s wrong, my lady?” said the former.
“What, in the name of Satan, have you done to her?” said Foster to his friend.
“What have you done to her, for goodness' sake?” said Foster to his friend.
“Who, I?—nothing,” answered Varney, but with sunken head and sullen voice; “nothing but communicated to her her lord's commands, which, if the lady list not to obey, she knows better how to answer it than I may pretend to do.”
“Who, me?—nothing,” replied Varney, but with a lowered head and a gloomy tone; “nothing but passing along her lord's orders, which, if the lady doesn’t want to follow, she knows better how to respond than I could ever pretend to.”
“Now, by Heaven, Janet!” said the Countess, “the false traitor lies in his throat! He must needs lie, for he speaks to the dishonour of my noble lord; he must needs lie doubly, for he speaks to gain ends of his own, equally execrable and unattainable.”
“Now, by Heaven, Janet!” said the Countess, “the deceitful traitor is lying! He has to be lying because he speaks against the honor of my noble lord; he has to be lying even more, since he speaks to serve his own equally despicable and unrealistic goals.”
“You have misapprehended me, lady,” said Varney, with a sulky species of submission and apology; “let this matter rest till your passion be abated, and I will explain all.”
“You’ve misunderstood me, ma’am,” Varney said, sounding a bit sulky but also apologetic. “Let’s put this issue on hold until you’ve calmed down, and I’ll explain everything.”
“Thou shalt never have an opportunity to do so,” said the Countess.—“Look at him, Janet. He is fairly dressed, hath the outside of a gentleman, and hither he came to persuade me it was my lord's pleasure—nay, more, my wedded lord's commands—that I should go with him to Kenilworth, and before the Queen and nobles, and in presence of my own wedded lord, that I should acknowledge him—HIM there—that very cloak-brushing, shoe-cleaning fellow—HIM there, my lord's lackey, for my liege lord and husband; furnishing against myself, Great God! whenever I was to vindicate my right and my rank, such weapons as would hew my just claim from the root, and destroy my character to be regarded as an honourable matron of the English nobility!”
“You'll never get a chance to do that,” said the Countess. “Look at him, Janet. He’s nicely dressed, has the appearance of a gentleman, and he came here to convince me that it was my husband’s pleasure—no, even more, my married husband’s orders—that I should go with him to Kenilworth, and in front of the Queen and nobles, and in the presence of my own married lord, that I should acknowledge him—HIM there—that very cloak-brushing, shoe-cleaning guy—HIM there, my husband’s servant, as if he were my true lord and husband; tossing against me, Great God! whenever I was to defend my rights and my status, using weapons that would cut down my rightful claims and ruin my reputation as an honorable matron of the English nobility!”
“You hear her, Foster, and you, young maiden, hear this lady,” answered Varney, taking advantage of the pause which the Countess had made in her charge, more for lack of breath than for lack of matter—“you hear that her heat only objects to me the course which our good lord, for the purpose to keep certain matters secret, suggests in the very letter which she holds in her hands.”
“You hear her, Foster, and you, young lady, listen to this woman,” replied Varney, seizing the break that the Countess had taken in her accusations, more due to catching her breath than running out of things to say—“you hear that her anger only opposes me based on the path our good lord suggests in the very letter she’s holding in her hands.”
Foster here attempted to interfere with a face of authority, which he thought became the charge entrusted to him, “Nay, lady, I must needs say you are over-hasty in this. Such deceit is not utterly to be condemned when practised for a righteous end; and thus even the patriarch Abraham feigned Sarah to be his sister when they went down to Egypt.”
Foster here tried to assert himself with an air of authority, which he believed suited the responsibility given to him, “No, my lady, I have to say you’re being too quick to judge this. Some deception isn’t completely wrong when it’s done for a good cause; even the patriarch Abraham claimed Sarah was his sister when they traveled to Egypt.”
“Ay, sir,” answered the Countess; “but God rebuked that deceit even in the father of His chosen people, by the mouth of the heathen Pharaoh. Out upon you, that will read Scripture only to copy those things which are held out to us as warnings, not as examples!”
“Yeah, sir,” replied the Countess. “But God called out that deception even in the father of His chosen people, through the words of the heathen Pharaoh. Shame on you for reading Scripture only to imitate those things that are presented to us as warnings, not as examples!”
“But Sarah disputed not the will of her husband, an it be your pleasure,” said Foster, in reply, “but did as Abraham commanded, calling herself his sister, that it might be well with her husband for her sake, and that his soul might live because of her beauty.”
“But Sarah didn't go against her husband's wishes, if that’s what you want,” said Foster in response, “but did what Abraham told her, referring to herself as his sister, so that things would go well for her husband because of her, and that his life would be spared because of her beauty.”
“Now, so Heaven pardon me my useless anger,” answered the Countess, “thou art as daring a hypocrite as yonder fellow is an impudent deceiver! Never will I believe that the noble Dudley gave countenance to so dastardly, so dishonourable a plan. Thus I tread on his infamy, if indeed it be, and thus destroy its remembrance for ever!”
“Now, may Heaven forgive me for my pointless anger,” replied the Countess, “you are as bold a hypocrite as that guy is a shameless liar! I will never believe that the noble Dudley supported such a cowardly and dishonorable scheme. So here I step on his disgrace, if it even exists, and thus erase its memory forever!”
So saying, she tore in pieces Leicester's letter, and stamped, in the extremity of impatience, as if she would have annihilated the minute fragments into which she had rent it.
So saying, she shredded Leicester's letter and stamped her foot in extreme frustration, as if she wanted to destroy the tiny pieces she had torn it into.
“Bear witness,” said Varney, collecting himself, “she hath torn my lord's letter, in order to burden me with the scheme of his devising; and although it promises nought but danger and trouble to me, she would lay it to my charge, as if I had any purpose of mine own in it.”
“Bear witness,” said Varney, composing himself, “she has torn my lord's letter to put the burden of his plans on me; and even though it brings nothing but danger and trouble to me, she would make it my responsibility, as if I had any intention of my own in this.”
“Thou liest, thou treacherous slave!” said the Countess in spite of Janet's attempts to keep her silent, in the sad foresight that her vehemence might only furnish arms against herself—“thou liest,” she continued.—“Let me go, Janet—were it the last word I have to speak, he lies. He had his own foul ends to seek; and broader he would have displayed them had my passion permitted me to preserve the silence which at first encouraged him to unfold his vile projects.”
“You're lying, you deceitful servant!” said the Countess despite Janet's efforts to quiet her, knowing that her anger might only provide ammunition against her—“you're lying,” she continued.—“Let me speak, Janet—if this is the last thing I say, he's lying. He had his own disgusting agenda to pursue; and he would have revealed it more openly if my feelings had let me keep the silence that initially encouraged him to share his terrible plans.”
“Madam,” said Varney, overwhelmed in spite of his effrontery, “I entreat you to believe yourself mistaken.”
“Madam,” Varney said, feeling overwhelmed despite his boldness, “I urge you to believe that you are mistaken.”
“As soon will I believe light darkness,” said the enraged Countess. “Have I drunk of oblivion? Do I not remember former passages, which, known to Leicester, had given thee the preferment of a gallows, instead of the honour of his intimacy. I would I were a man but for five minutes! It were space enough to make a craven like thee confess his villainy. But go—begone! Tell thy master that when I take the foul course to which such scandalous deceits as thou hast recommended on his behalf must necessarily lead me, I will give him a rival something worthy of the name. He shall not be supplanted by an ignominious lackey, whose best fortune is to catch a gift of his master's last suit of clothes ere it is threadbare, and who is only fit to seduce a suburb-wench by the bravery of new roses in his master's old pantoufles. Go, begone, sir! I scorn thee so much that I am ashamed to have been angry with thee.”
“As soon will I believe light is dark,” said the furious Countess. “Have I drunk away my memory? Don’t I remember past events that, known to Leicester, would have gotten you the gallows instead of his friendship? I wish I were a man for just five minutes! That would be enough time to make a coward like you admit his wrongdoing. But go—leave! Tell your master that when I end up taking the terrible path that your scandalous lies would lead me to, I will give him a rival worthy of the name. He won’t be replaced by a shameful lackey, whose greatest luck is to catch a gift of his master’s last suit before it’s worn out, and who is only good at seducing a local girl with the charm of new roses in his master’s old slippers. Go, leave, sir! I despise you so much that I’m ashamed I was ever angry with you.”
Varney left the room with a mute expression of rage, and was followed by Foster, whose apprehension, naturally slow, was overpowered by the eager and abundant discharge of indignation which, for the first time, he had heard burst from the lips of a being who had seemed, till that moment, too languid and too gentle to nurse an angry thought or utter an intemperate expression. Foster, therefore, pursued Varney from place to place, persecuting him with interrogatories, to which the other replied not, until they were in the opposite side of the quadrangle, and in the old library, with which the reader has already been made acquainted. Here he turned round on his persevering follower, and thus addressed him, in a tone tolerably equal, that brief walk having been sufficient to give one so habituated to command his temper time to rally and recover his presence of mind.
Varney left the room with a silent look of anger, and was followed by Foster, whose naturally slow apprehension was overshadowed by the sudden outburst of indignation he heard for the first time from someone he had thought, up until that moment, was too calm and gentle to have angry thoughts or say anything harsh. So, Foster chased Varney from place to place, bombarding him with questions, to which Varney didn’t respond until they reached the far side of the courtyard and entered the old library, which the reader is already familiar with. There, he turned to his persistent follower and addressed him in a fairly steady tone, the brief walk having given someone so used to keeping his cool the chance to regroup and regain his composure.
“Tony,” he said, with his usual sneering laugh, “it avails not to deny it. The Woman and the Devil, who, as thine oracle Holdforth will confirm to thee, cheated man at the beginning, have this day proved more powerful than my discretion. Yon termagant looked so tempting, and had the art to preserve her countenance so naturally, while I communicated my lord's message, that, by my faith, I thought I might say some little thing for myself. She thinks she hath my head under her girdle now, but she is deceived. Where is Doctor Alasco?”
“Tony,” he said with his usual mocking laugh, “there’s no point in denying it. The Woman and the Devil, who your oracle Holdforth will confirm to you, tricked man in the beginning, have today proven more powerful than my judgment. That woman looked so enticing and managed to keep her expression so naturally while I delivered my lord's message that, honestly, I thought I could say a little something for myself. She believes she has me wrapped around her finger now, but she's mistaken. Where's Doctor Alasco?”
“In his laboratory,” answered Foster. “It is the hour he is spoken not withal. We must wait till noon is past, or spoil his important—what said I? important!—I would say interrupt his divine studies.”
“In his lab,” answered Foster. “It's the time when he shouldn’t be disturbed. We have to wait until after noon, or we’ll mess up his important—what did I say? important!—I meant to say, interrupt his valuable research.”
“Ay, he studies the devil's divinity,” said Varney; “but when I want him, one hour must suffice as well as another. Lead the way to his pandemonium.”
“Ay, he studies the devil's divinity,” said Varney; “but when I need him, any hour will do. Lead the way to his pandemonium.”
So spoke Varney, and with hasty and perturbed steps followed Foster, who conducted him through private passages, many of which were well-nigh ruinous, to the opposite side of the quadrangle, where, in a subterranean apartment, now occupied by the chemist Alasco, one of the Abbots of Abingdon, who had a turn for the occult sciences, had, much to the scandal of his convent, established a laboratory, in which, like other fools of the period, he spent much precious time, and money besides, in the pursuit of the grand arcanum.
So Varney said, and with quick, restless steps he followed Foster, who led him through hidden hallways, many of which were almost falling apart, to the other side of the courtyard. There, in an underground room now occupied by the chemist Alasco, one of the Abbots of Abingdon, who had an interest in the occult, had scandalously set up a laboratory. Like other misguided people of the time, he wasted a lot of valuable time and money chasing after the ultimate secret.
Anthony Foster paused before the door, which was scrupulously secured within, and again showed a marked hesitation to disturb the sage in his operations. But Varney, less scrupulous, roused him by knocking and voice, until at length, slowly and reluctantly, the inmate of the apartment undid the door. The chemist appeared, with his eyes bleared with the heat and vapours of the stove or alembic over which he brooded and the interior of his cell displayed the confused assemblage of heterogeneous substances and extraordinary implements belonging to his profession. The old man was muttering, with spiteful impatience, “Am I for ever to be recalled to the affairs of earth from those of heaven?”
Anthony Foster paused in front of the door, which was carefully secured from the inside, and hesitated to interrupt the sage in his work. But Varney, less hesitant, knocked and called out until, finally, the occupant of the room slowly and reluctantly opened the door. The chemist appeared, his eyes bleary from the heat and fumes of the stove or alembic he had been focused on, and the inside of his space was cluttered with a confusing mix of various substances and unusual tools related to his craft. The old man was mumbling, with annoyed impatience, "Do I have to keep being pulled back to earthly matters from heavenly ones?"
“To the affairs of hell,” answered Varney, “for that is thy proper element.—Foster, we need thee at our conference.”
“To the matters of hell,” replied Varney, “since that’s where you belong.—Foster, we need you at our meeting.”
Foster slowly entered the room. Varney, following, barred the door, and they betook themselves to secret council.
Foster slowly walked into the room. Varney, trailing behind, locked the door, and they got down to a secret discussion.
In the meanwhile, the Countess traversed the apartment, with shame and anger contending on her lovely cheek.
In the meantime, the Countess walked around the apartment, with shame and anger battling on her beautiful cheek.
“The villain,” she said—“the cold-blooded, calculating slave!—But I unmasked him, Janet—I made the snake uncoil all his folds before me, and crawl abroad in his naked deformity; I suspended my resentment, at the danger of suffocating under the effort, until he had let me see the very bottom of a heart more foul than hell's darkest corner.—And thou, Leicester, is it possible thou couldst bid me for a moment deny my wedded right in thee, or thyself yield it to another?—But it is impossible—the villain has lied in all.—Janet, I will not remain here longer—I fear him—I fear thy father. I grieve to say it, Janet—but I fear thy father, and, worst of all, this odious Varney, I will escape from Cumnor.”
“The villain,” she said—“the cold-blooded, calculating slave!—But I exposed him, Janet—I made the snake uncoil all his layers before me and reveal his naked deformity; I held back my anger, even though it almost suffocated me, until he showed me the very depths of a heart more corrupt than hell's darkest corner.—And you, Leicester, is it possible you could ask me to deny my right as your wife, or for you to give it to someone else?—But that’s impossible—the villain has lied about everything.—Janet, I can't stay here any longer—I fear him—I fear your father. I hate to say it, Janet—but I fear your father, and, worst of all, this despicable Varney, I will escape from Cumnor.”
“Alas! madam, whither would you fly, or by what means will you escape from these walls?”
“Alas! madam, where would you run to, or how will you get away from these walls?”
“I know not, Janet,” said the unfortunate young lady, looking upwards! and clasping her hands together, “I know not where I shall fly, or by what means; but I am certain the God I have served will not abandon me in this dreadful crisis, for I am in the hands of wicked men.”
“I don't know, Janet,” said the unfortunate young lady, looking up and clasping her hands together. “I don’t know where I’ll run to or how I’ll get there, but I’m sure the God I’ve served won’t abandon me in this terrible situation, because I’m in the hands of evil men.”
“Do not think so, dear lady,” said Janet; “my father is stern and strict in his temper, and severely true to his trust—but yet—”
“Don’t think that way, dear lady,” said Janet; “my father is tough and strict in his demeanor, and very dedicated to his responsibilities—but still—”
At this moment Anthony Foster entered the apartment, bearing in his hand a glass cup and a small flask. His manner was singular; for, while approaching the Countess with the respect due to her rank, he had till this time suffered to become visible, or had been unable to suppress, the obdurate sulkiness of his natural disposition, which, as is usual with those of his unhappy temper, was chiefly exerted towards those over whom circumstances gave him control. But at present he showed nothing of that sullen consciousness of authority which he was wont to conceal under a clumsy affectation of civility and deference, as a ruffian hides his pistols and bludgeon under his ill-fashioned gaberdine. And yet it seemed as if his smile was more in fear than courtesy, and as if, while he pressed the Countess to taste of the choice cordial, which should refresh her spirits after her late alarm, he was conscious of meditating some further injury. His hand trembled also, his voice faltered, and his whole outward behaviour exhibited so much that was suspicious, that his daughter Janet, after she had stood looking at him in astonishment for some seconds, seemed at once to collect herself to execute some hardy resolution, raised her head, assumed an attitude and gait of determination and authority, and walking slowly betwixt her father and her mistress, took the salver from the hand of the former, and said in a low but marked and decided tone, “Father, I will fill for my noble mistress, when such is her pleasure.”
At that moment, Anthony Foster walked into the apartment, holding a glass cup and a small flask. His demeanor was unusual; as he approached the Countess with the respect her position deserved, he had until now shown the stubborn sulkiness of his natural disposition, which, as is common with those of his unhappy temperament, was mostly directed at those he felt he could control. But now, he displayed none of that sullen sense of authority he usually masked with a clumsy pretense of politeness and respect, like a thug hiding his weapons under a poorly fitted coat. Yet it seemed his smile was more about fear than courtesy, and while he urged the Countess to try the fine cordial that would lift her spirits after her recent shock, he seemed to be considering some further harm. His hand shook, his voice wavered, and his entire behavior appeared so suspicious that his daughter Janet, after staring at him in surprise for a few seconds, seemed to gather herself to take some bold action. She lifted her head, adopted a posture and walk of determination and authority, and slowly moved between her father and her mistress, taking the tray from her father's hand and saying in a low but firm and decisive tone, “Father, I will serve my noble mistress when she wishes.”
“Thou, my child?” said Foster, eagerly and apprehensively; “no, my child—it is not THOU shalt render the lady this service.”
“Is it you, my child?” said Foster, eagerly and nervously; “no, my child—it is not YOU who will provide this service to the lady.”
“And why, I pray you,” said Janet, “if it be fitting that the noble lady should partake of the cup at all?”
“And why, may I ask,” said Janet, “if it's appropriate for the noble lady to drink from the cup at all?”
“Why—why?” said the seneschal, hesitating, and then bursting into passion as the readiest mode of supplying the lack of all other reason—“why, because it is my pleasure, minion, that you should not! Get you gone to the evening lecture.”
“Why—why?” said the steward, hesitating, and then getting angry as the easiest way to make up for lacking any other explanation—“why, because I want to, darling, that you shouldn’t! Go on to the evening lecture.”
“Now, as I hope to hear lecture again,” replied Janet, “I will not go thither this night, unless I am better assured of my mistress's safety. Give me that flask, father”—and she took it from his reluctant hand, while he resigned it as if conscience-struck. “And now,” she said, “father, that which shall benefit my mistress, cannot do ME prejudice. Father, I drink to you.”
“Now, since I hope to hear the lecture again,” replied Janet, “I won't go there tonight unless I'm more certain of my mistress's safety. Give me that flask, father”—and she took it from his hesitant hand, while he gave it up as if guilty. “And now,” she said, “father, anything that benefits my mistress cannot harm me. Father, I'm drinking to you.”
Foster, without speaking a word, rushed on his daughter and wrested the flask from her hand; then, as if embarrassed by what he had done, and totally unable to resolve what he should do next, he stood with it in his hand, one foot advanced and the other drawn back, glaring on his daughter with a countenance in which rage, fear, and convicted villainy formed a hideous combination.
Foster, without saying a word, rushed toward his daughter and snatched the flask from her hand. Then, as if unsettled by his actions and completely unsure of what to do next, he stood there with it in his hand, one foot forward and the other pulled back, glaring at his daughter with a face that mixed rage, fear, and guilty wrongdoing into a terrifying expression.
“This is strange, my father,” said Janet, keeping her eye fixed on his, in the manner in which those who have the charge of lunatics are said to overawe their unhappy patients; “will you neither let me serve my lady, nor drink to her myself?”
“This is strange, Dad,” Janet said, keeping her gaze locked on his, like those who care for the mentally ill do to keep their patients in check. “Will you not let me serve my lady, or even drink to her myself?”
The courage of the Countess sustained her through this dreadful scene, of which the import was not the less obvious that it was not even hinted at. She preserved even the rash carelessness of her temper, and though her cheek had grown pale at the first alarm, her eye was calm and almost scornful. “Will YOU taste this rare cordial, Master Foster? Perhaps you will not yourself refuse to pledge us, though you permit not Janet to do so. Drink, sir, I pray you.”
The Countess's bravery helped her get through this terrible situation, where the meaning was all too clear, even if it went unspoken. She maintained her usual reckless attitude, and although her face had turned pale at first, her gaze remained steady and slightly contemptuous. “Will YOU try this unique drink, Master Foster? Maybe you won’t mind raising a glass with us, even if you won’t let Janet do the same. Please, drink, sir.”
“I will not,” answered Foster.
“I won't,” answered Foster.
“And for whom, then, is the precious beverage reserved, sir?” said the Countess.
“And for whom, then, is the precious drink saved, sir?” said the Countess.
“For the devil, who brewed it!” answered Foster; and, turning on his heel, he left the chamber.
“For the devil, who made it!” answered Foster, and, turning on his heel, he left the room.
Janet looked at her mistress with a countenance expressive in the highest degree of shame, dismay, and sorrow.
Janet stared at her boss with a face that clearly showed extreme shame, shock, and sadness.
“Do not weep for me, Janet,” said the Countess kindly.
“Don’t cry for me, Janet,” said the Countess gently.
“No, madam,” replied her attendant, in a voice broken by sobs, “it is not for you I weep; it is for myself—it is for that unhappy man. Those who are dishonoured before man—those who are condemned by God—have cause to mourn; not those who are innocent! Farewell, madam!” she said hastily assuming the mantle in which she was wont to go abroad.
“No, ma'am,” her attendant replied, her voice choked with sobs, “I'm not crying for you; I’m crying for myself—it’s for that unfortunate man. Those who are dishonored in front of others—those who are judged by God—have a reason to grieve; not those who are innocent! Goodbye, ma'am!” she said quickly as she put on the coat she usually wore when going out.
“Do you leave me, Janet?” said her mistress—“desert me in such an evil strait?”
“Are you leaving me, Janet?” said her mistress—“abandoning me in such a difficult situation?”
“Desert you, madam!” exclaimed Janet; and running back to her mistress, she imprinted a thousand kisses on her hand—“desert you I—may the Hope of my trust desert me when I do so! No, madam; well you said the God you serve will open you a path for deliverance. There is a way of escape. I have prayed night and day for light, that I might see how to act betwixt my duty to yonder unhappy man and that which I owe to you. Sternly and fearfully that light has now dawned, and I must not shut the door which God opens. Ask me no more. I will return in brief space.”
“Leave you, ma’am!” Janet exclaimed; and rushing back to her mistress, she showered a thousand kisses on her hand—“leave you, I—I hope that the Hope of my trust leaves me before I do that! No, ma’am; you said well that the God you serve will show you a way to be free. There is a way out. I’ve prayed day and night for guidance, so I could figure out how to balance my duty to that unhappy man with what I owe to you. Sternly and fearfully, that guidance has now come, and I mustn't close the door that God opens. Don’t ask me anymore. I’ll be back shortly.”
So speaking, she wrapped herself in her mantle, and saying to the old woman whom she passed in the outer room that she was going to evening prayer, she left the house.
So saying, she wrapped herself in her cloak, and told the old woman she passed in the outer room that she was going to evening prayer, as she left the house.
Meanwhile her father had reached once more the laboratory, where he found the accomplices of his intended guilt. “Has the sweet bird sipped?” said Varney, with half a smile; while the astrologer put the same question with his eyes, but spoke not a word.
Meanwhile, her father had made his way back to the lab, where he found the partners in his planned wrongdoing. “Has the sweet bird had a taste?” Varney asked with a half-smile, while the astrologer asked the same question with his eyes but didn’t say a word.
“She has not, nor she shall not from my hands,” replied Foster; “would you have me do murder in my daughter's presence?”
“She hasn't, and she won't from my hands,” replied Foster; “would you have me commit murder in front of my daughter?”
“Wert thou not told, thou sullen and yet faint-hearted slave,” answered Varney, with bitterness, “that no MURDER as thou callest it, with that staring look and stammering tone, is designed in the matter? Wert thou not told that a brief illness, such as woman puts on in very wantonness, that she may wear her night-gear at noon, and lie on a settle when she should mind her domestic business, is all here aimed at? Here is a learned man will swear it to thee by the key of the Castle of Wisdom.”
“Weren't you told, you gloomy and yet weak-hearted slave,” Varney replied bitterly, “that no MURDER, as you call it with that vacant stare and stammering voice, is intended in this matter? Weren't you told that a short illness, like a woman pretends in her playfulness so she can wear her nightclothes in the afternoon and lounge around instead of handling her chores, is all this is about? Here’s a knowledgeable man who will swear it to you by the key to the Castle of Wisdom.”
“I swear it,” said Alasco, “that the elixir thou hast there in the flask will not prejudice life! I swear it by that immortal and indestructible quintessence of gold, which pervades every substance in nature, though its secret existence can be traced by him only to whom Trismegistus renders the key of the Cabala.”
“I swear it,” said Alasco, “that the elixir you have in that flask will not harm your life! I swear it by that eternal and indestructible essence of gold, which exists in every substance in nature, although only the one to whom Trismegistus gives the key of the Cabala can uncover its secret existence.”
“An oath of force,” said Varney. “Foster, thou wert worse than a pagan to disbelieve it. Believe me, moreover, who swear by nothing but by my own word, that if you be not conformable, there is no hope, no, not a glimpse of hope, that this thy leasehold may be transmuted into a copyhold. Thus, Alasco will leave your pewter artillery untransmigrated, and I, honest Anthony, will still have thee for my tenant.”
“An oath of force,” said Varney. “Foster, you were worse than a pagan for doubting it. Trust me when I say, swearing only by my word, that if you don’t comply, there’s no hope, not even a glimmer of hope, that your leasehold can be changed into a copyhold. So, Alasco will leave your pewter weapons unchanged, and I, honest Anthony, will still have you as my tenant.”
“I know not, gentlemen,” said Foster, “where your designs tend to; but in one thing I am bound up,—that, fall back fall edge, I will have one in this place that may pray for me, and that one shall be my daughter. I have lived ill, and the world has been too weighty with me; but she is as innocent as ever she was when on her mother's lap, and she, at least, shall have her portion in that happy City, whose walls are of pure gold, and the foundations garnished with all manner of precious stones.”
“I don’t know, gentlemen,” said Foster, “what your plans are; but there’s one thing I’m sure of—no matter what happens, I want someone here who can pray for me, and that someone will be my daughter. I have lived poorly, and the world has been a heavy burden for me; but she is as innocent as she was when she sat on her mother’s lap, and at the very least, she will have her place in that happy City, whose walls are made of pure gold and whose foundations are adorned with all kinds of precious stones.”
“Ay, Tony,” said Varney, “that were a paradise to thy heart's content.—Debate the matter with him, Doctor Alasco; I will be with you anon.”
“Ay, Tony,” said Varney, “that was a paradise to your heart's desire.—Talk it over with him, Doctor Alasco; I’ll join you shortly.”
So speaking, Varney arose, and taking the flask from the table, he left the room.
So saying, Varney got up, took the flask from the table, and left the room.
“I tell thee, my son,” said Alasco to Foster, as soon as Varney had left them, “that whatever this bold and profligate railer may say of the mighty science, in which, by Heaven's blessing, I have advanced so far that I would not call the wisest of living artists my better or my teacher—I say, howsoever yonder reprobate may scoff at things too holy to be apprehended by men merely of carnal and evil thoughts, yet believe that the city beheld by St. John, in that bright vision of the Christian Apocalypse, that new Jerusalem, of which all Christian men hope to partake, sets forth typically the discovery of the GRAND SECRET, whereby the most precious and perfect of nature's works are elicited out of her basest and most crude productions; just as the light and gaudy butterfly, the most beautiful child of the summer's breeze, breaks forth from the dungeon of a sordid chrysalis.”
“I’m telling you, my son,” Alasco said to Foster as soon as Varney had left them, “that no matter what this bold and scandalous critic says about the great science, in which, with Heaven's blessing, I’ve progressed so far that I wouldn’t consider the wisest living artist my superior or my teacher—I say, no matter how that scoundrel may mock things too sacred to be understood by people with only carnal and evil thoughts, believe that the city seen by St. John in that bright vision of the Christian Apocalypse, that new Jerusalem that all Christians hope to share, symbolizes the discovery of the GRAND SECRET, through which the most precious and perfect of nature’s creations are brought forth from her basest and most crude forms; just as the vibrant and beautiful butterfly, the most stunning child of the summer breeze, emerges from the confines of a filthy chrysalis.”
“Master Holdforth said nought of this exposition,” said Foster doubtfully; “and moreover, Doctor Alasco, the Holy Writ says that the gold and precious stones of the Holy City are in no sort for those who work abomination, or who frame lies.”
“Master Holdforth said nothing about this explanation,” Foster said uncertainly; “and besides, Doctor Alasco, the Holy Scriptures say that the gold and precious stones of the Holy City are not meant for those who commit evil or who tell lies.”
“Well, my son,” said the Doctor, “and what is your inference from thence?”
“Well, my son,” said the Doctor, “what conclusion do you draw from that?”
“That those,” said Foster, “who distil poisons, and administer them in secrecy, can have no portion in those unspeakable riches.”
"Those," said Foster, "who create poisons and secretly administer them, can have no share in those unimaginable riches."
“You are to distinguish, my son,” replied the alchemist, “betwixt that which is necessarily evil in its progress and in its end also, and that which, being evil, is, nevertheless, capable of working forth good. If, by the death of one person, the happy period shall be brought nearer to us, in which all that is good shall be attained, by wishing its presence—all that is evil escaped, by desiring its absence—in which sickness, and pain, and sorrow shall be the obedient servants of human wisdom, and made to fly at the slightest signal of a sage—in which that which is now richest and rarest shall be within the compass of every one who shall be obedient to the voice of wisdom,—when the art of healing shall be lost and absorbed in the one universal medicine,—when sages shall become monarchs of the earth, and death itself retreat before their frown,—if this blessed consummation of all things can be hastened by the slight circumstance that a frail, earthly body, which must needs partake corruption, shall be consigned to the grave a short space earlier than in the course of nature, what is such a sacrifice to the advancement of the holy Millennium?”
“You need to understand, my son,” replied the alchemist, “the difference between what is necessarily evil in its process and its outcome, and what, although evil, can still lead to good. If the death of one person can bring us closer to a time when all that is good is achieved—by wishing for its arrival and wanting all that is evil to disappear—when sickness, pain, and sorrow serve human wisdom and can be banished at the smallest hint from a wise person—when what is now rare and valuable becomes accessible to everyone who listens to wisdom—when the art of healing is lost and merged into one universal medicine—when wise ones become rulers of the earth, and even death flees from their gaze—if this wonderful fulfillment of all things can be expedited by the minor detail that a fragile, earthly body, which must eventually decay, is laid to rest a little earlier than nature intended, what is such a sacrifice for the coming of the holy Millennium?”
“Millennium is the reign of the Saints,” said Foster, somewhat doubtfully.
“Millennium is the reign of the Saints,” Foster said, a bit uncertainly.
“Say it is the reign of the Sages, my son,” answered Alasco; “or rather the reign of Wisdom itself.”
“Say it’s the era of the Sages, my son,” replied Alasco; “or better yet, the era of Wisdom itself.”
“I touched on the question with Master Holdforth last exercising night,” said Foster; “but he says your doctrine is heterodox, and a damnable and false exposition.”
“I brought up the question with Master Holdforth last night during practice,” said Foster; “but he says your teaching is unconventional and a terrible, false interpretation.”
“He is in the bonds of ignorance, my son,” answered Alasco, “and as yet burning bricks in Egypt; or, at best, wandering in the dry desert of Sinai. Thou didst ill to speak to such a man of such matters. I will, however, give thee proof, and that shortly, which I will defy that peevish divine to confute, though he should strive with me as the magicians strove with Moses before King Pharaoh. I will do projection in thy presence, my son,—in thy very presence—and thine eyes shall witness the truth.”
“He is trapped in ignorance, my son,” Alasco replied, “and still making bricks in Egypt; or, at best, wandering in the dry desert of Sinai. You shouldn’t have talked to such a man about these issues. However, I will prove my point soon, and I challenge that cranky divine to refute it, even if he tries as hard as the magicians did against Moses before King Pharaoh. I will show you my work right in front of you, my son—right in front of you—and your eyes will see the truth.”
“Stick to that, learned sage,” said Varney, who at this moment entered the apartment; “if he refuse the testimony of thy tongue, yet how shall he deny that of his own eyes?”
“Stick to that, wise sage,” said Varney, who just walked into the room; “if he ignores what you say, how can he deny what he sees with his own eyes?”
“Varney!” said the adept—“Varney already returned! Hast thou—” he stopped short.
“Varney!” said the skilled one—“Varney is back already! Have you—” he stopped abruptly.
“Have I done mine errand, thou wouldst say?” replied Varney. “I have! And thou,” he added, showing more symptoms of interest than he had hitherto exhibited, “art thou sure thou hast poured forth neither more nor less than the just measure?”
“Have I completed my task, you would ask?” replied Varney. “I have! And you,” he added, showing more signs of interest than he had before, “are you sure you haven’t given either more or less than the exact amount?”
“Ay,” replied the alchemist, “as sure as men can be in these nice proportions, for there is diversity of constitutions.”
“Yeah,” replied the alchemist, “as certain as people can be in these specific proportions, since there is a variety of constitutions.”
“Nay, then,” said Varney, “I fear nothing. I know thou wilt not go a step farther to the devil than thou art justly considered for—thou wert paid to create illness, and wouldst esteem it thriftless prodigality to do murder at the same price. Come, let us each to our chamber we shall see the event to-morrow.”
“Nah, then,” said Varney, “I’m not afraid of anything. I know you won’t go any further into the devil’s territory than what’s fair—you were paid to cause suffering, and you’d think it a waste to commit murder for the same amount. Come on, let’s each go to our rooms, and we’ll see what happens tomorrow.”
“What didst thou do to make her swallow it?” said Foster, shuddering.
“What did you do to make her swallow it?” said Foster, shuddering.
“Nothing,” answered Varney, “but looked on her with that aspect which governs madmen, women, and children. They told me in St. Luke's Hospital that I have the right look for overpowering a refractory patient. The keepers made me their compliments on't; so I know how to win my bread when my court-favour fails me.”
“Nothing,” Varney replied, “but I looked at her with that gaze that influences the insane, women, and children. The staff at St. Luke's Hospital told me I have the right look for managing a difficult patient. The attendants praised me for it; so I know how to earn my living when I lose my support in court.”
“And art thou not afraid,” said Foster, “lest the dose be disproportioned?”
"And are you not afraid," said Foster, "that the dose might be unbalanced?"
“If so,” replied Varney, “she will but sleep the sounder, and the fear of that shall not break my rest. Good night, my masters.”
“If that’s the case,” Varney replied, “she’ll just sleep even better, and the thought of that won’t keep me awake. Good night, everyone.”
Anthony Foster groaned heavily, and lifted up his hands and eyes. The alchemist intimated his purpose to continue some experiment of high import during the greater part of the night, and the others separated to their places of repose.
Anthony Foster groaned loudly and raised his hands and eyes. The alchemist hinted that he planned to continue an important experiment for most of the night, and the others went off to their sleeping quarters.
CHAPTER XXIII.
Now God be good to me in this wild pilgrimage!
All hope in human aid I cast behind me.
Oh, who would be a woman?—who that fool,
A weeping, pining, faithful, loving woman?
She hath hard measure still where she hopes kindest,
And all her bounties only make ingrates. LOVE'S PILGRIMAGE.
Now, God, please be good to me on this crazy journey!
I’ve given up all hope for help from people.
Oh, who would want to be a woman?—who would choose that,
A crying, longing, loyal, loving woman?
She always gets the worst treatment where she expects kindness,
And all her generosity only makes ungrateful people. LOVE'S PILGRIMAGE.
The summer evening was closed, and Janet, just when her longer stay might have occasioned suspicion and inquiry in that zealous household, returned to Cumnor Place, and hastened to the apartment in which she had left her lady. She found her with her head resting on her arms, and these crossed upon a table which stood before her. As Janet came in, she neither looked up nor stirred.
The summer evening had come to an end, and Janet, just as her longer stay might have raised eyebrows and questions in that watchful household, returned to Cumnor Place and hurried to the room where she had left her lady. She found her with her head resting on her arms, which were crossed on a table in front of her. When Janet entered, she neither looked up nor moved.
Her faithful attendant ran to her mistress with the speed of lightning, and rousing her at the same time with her hand, conjured the Countess, in the most earnest manner, to look up and say what thus affected her. The unhappy lady raised her head accordingly, and looking on her attendant with a ghastly eye, and cheek as pale as clay—“Janet,” she said, “I have drunk it.”
Her loyal servant rushed to her mistress as fast as lightning, and while shaking her awake, urgently begged the Countess to look up and explain what was bothering her. The distressed lady lifted her head and, with a ghastly gaze and cheeks as pale as clay, said, “Janet, I have drunk it.”
“God be praised!” said Janet hastily—“I mean, God be praised that it is no worse; the potion will not harm you. Rise, shake this lethargy from your limbs, and this despair from your mind.”
“Thank God!” said Janet quickly—“I mean, thank God it’s not worse; the potion won’t hurt you. Get up, shake off this heaviness from your body, and this hopelessness from your mind.”
“Janet,” repeated the Countess again, “disturb me not—leave me at peace—let life pass quietly. I am poisoned.”
“Janet,” the Countess said again, “don't disturb me—just leave me alone—let life go by without fuss. I feel poisoned.”
“You are not, my dearest lady,” answered the maiden eagerly. “What you have swallowed cannot injure you, for the antidote has been taken before it, and I hastened hither to tell you that the means of escape are open to you.”
“You're not, my dearest lady,” the young woman replied eagerly. “What you’ve swallowed can’t harm you, because the antidote was taken before it, and I rushed here to tell you that you have a way to escape.”
“Escape!” exclaimed the lady, as she raised herself hastily in her chair, while light returned to her eye and life to her cheek; “but ah! Janet, it comes too late.”
“Escape!” the lady exclaimed, quickly sitting up in her chair, her eyes lighting up and her cheeks coloring with life; “but oh! Janet, it’s too late.”
“Not so, dearest lady. Rise, take mine arm, walk through the apartment; let not fancy do the work of poison! So; feel you not now that you are possessed of the full use of your limbs?”
“Not at all, my dear lady. Get up, take my arm, and walk through the room; don't let your imagination be your enemy! Now, don’t you feel that you can fully use your limbs?”
“The torpor seems to diminish,” said the Countess, as, supported by Janet, she walked to and fro in the apartment; “but is it then so, and have I not swallowed a deadly draught? Varney was here since thou wert gone, and commanded me, with eyes in which I read my fate, to swallow yon horrible drug. O Janet! it must be fatal; never was harmless draught served by such a cup-bearer!”
“The lethargy seems to be fading,” said the Countess, as she walked back and forth in the room, supported by Janet. “But is that really the case? Have I not taken a deadly potion? Varney was here after you left, and with a look that told me everything, he ordered me to drink that awful concoction. Oh Janet! It must be deadly; no harmless drink has ever been served by such a cup-bearer!”
“He did not deem it harmless, I fear,” replied the maiden; “but God confounds the devices of the wicked. Believe me, as I swear by the dear Gospel in which we trust, your life is safe from his practice. Did you not debate with him?”
“He didn't think it was harmless, I’m afraid,” replied the young woman; “but God confuses the plans of the wicked. Trust me, as I swear by the precious Gospel we believe in, your life is safe from his actions. Didn’t you argue with him?”
“The house was silent,” answered the lady—“thou gone—no other but he in the chamber—and he capable of every crime. I did but stipulate he would remove his hateful presence, and I drank whatever he offered.—But you spoke of escape, Janet; can I be so happy?”
“The house was silent,” the lady replied. “You’re gone—there’s no one else in the room but him, and he’s capable of anything. I just asked him to leave his awful presence, and I drank whatever he gave me. But you mentioned escape, Janet; can I really be that lucky?”
“Are you strong enough to bear the tidings, and make the effort?” said the maiden.
“Are you strong enough to handle the news and put in the effort?” said the maiden.
“Strong!” answered the Countess. “Ask the hind, when the fangs of the deerhound are stretched to gripe her, if she is strong enough to spring over a chasm. I am equal to every effort that may relieve me from this place.”
“Strong!” replied the Countess. “Ask the doe, when the jaws of the deerhound are ready to catch her, if she is strong enough to leap over a chasm. I can handle any challenge that might free me from this place.”
“Hear me, then,” said Janet. “One whom I deem an assured friend of yours has shown himself to me in various disguises, and sought speech of me, which—for my mind was not clear on the matter until this evening—I have ever declined. He was the pedlar who brought you goods—the itinerant hawker who sold me books; whenever I stirred abroad I was sure to see him. The event of this night determined me to speak with him. He awaits even now at the postern gate of the park with means for your flight.—But have you strength of body?—have you courage of mind?—can you undertake the enterprise?”
“Hear me, then,” said Janet. “One person I consider a true friend of yours has appeared to me in different disguises and tried to talk to me, which—I wasn't clear about it until this evening—I always avoided. He was the peddler who brought you goods—the traveling vendor who sold me books; whenever I went out, I always saw him. Tonight’s event made me decide to speak with him. He’s waiting right now at the back gate of the park with a way for you to escape.—But do you have the strength?—do you have the courage?—can you handle this?”
“She that flies from death,” said the lady, “finds strength of body—she that would escape from shame lacks no strength of mind. The thoughts of leaving behind me the villain who menaces both my life and honour would give me strength to rise from my deathbed.”
“Anyone who runs from death,” said the lady, “gains physical strength—those who want to avoid shame possess plenty of mental strength. The idea of leaving behind the monster who threatens both my life and my honor would give me the strength to get up from my deathbed.”
“In God's name, then, lady,” said Janet, “I must bid you adieu, and to God's charge I must commit you!”
“In God's name, then, lady,” said Janet, “I have to say goodbye, and I must leave you in God's care!”
“Will you not fly with me, then, Janet?” said the Countess, anxiously. “Am I to lose thee? Is this thy faithful service?”
“Won't you fly with me, then, Janet?” the Countess asked anxiously. “Am I going to lose you? Is this your faithful service?”
“Lady, I would fly with you as willingly as bird ever fled from cage, but my doing so would occasion instant discovery and pursuit. I must remain, and use means to disguise the truth for some time. May Heaven pardon the falsehood, because of the necessity!”
“Lady, I would gladly fly away with you like a bird escaping from its cage, but doing so would lead to immediate discovery and pursuit. I have to stay and find a way to hide the truth for a while. May Heaven forgive the lies, given the circumstances!”
“And am I then to travel alone with this stranger?” said the lady. “Bethink thee, Janet, may not this prove some deeper and darker scheme to separate me perhaps from you, who are my only friend?”
“And am I supposed to travel alone with this stranger?” said the lady. “Think about it, Janet. Could this be some deeper and darker plan to separate me from you, my only friend?”
“No, madam, do not suppose it,” answered Janet readily; “the youth is an honest youth in his purpose to you, and a friend to Master Tressilian, under whose direction he is come hither.”
“No, ma'am, don't think that,” Janet replied quickly; “the young man is sincere in his intentions towards you and is a friend to Master Tressilian, under whose guidance he has come here.”
“If he be a friend of Tressilian,” said the Countess, “I will commit myself to his charge as to that of an angel sent from heaven; for than Tressilian never breathed mortal man more free of whatever was base, false, or selfish. He forgot himself whenever he could be of use to others. Alas! and how was he requited?”
“If he is a friend of Tressilian,” said the Countess, “I will trust him like I would an angel sent from heaven; because no one is more genuine, honest, or selfless than Tressilian. He would always put himself aside to help others. Alas! And how was he repaid?”
With eager haste they collected the few necessaries which it was thought proper the Countess should take with her, and which Janet, with speed and dexterity, formed into a small bundle, not forgetting to add such ornaments of intrinsic value as came most readily in her way, and particularly a casket of jewels, which she wisely judged might prove of service in some future emergency. The Countess of Leicester next changed her dress for one which Janet usually wore upon any brief journey, for they judged it necessary to avoid every external distinction which might attract attention. Ere these preparations were fully made, the moon had arisen in the summer heaven, and all in the mansion had betaken themselves to rest, or at least to the silence and retirement of their chambers.
With eager haste, they gathered the few necessities that were deemed appropriate for the Countess to take with her. Janet quickly and skillfully packed them into a small bundle, making sure to include any valuable ornaments that were readily available, especially a jewelry box that she wisely thought might be useful in the future. The Countess of Leicester then changed into a dress that Janet usually wore for short trips, as they believed it was important to avoid any visible distinctions that might attract attention. Before these preparations were completely finished, the moon had risen in the summer sky, and everyone in the mansion had gone to sleep, or at least to the quiet and privacy of their rooms.
There was no difficulty anticipated in escaping, whether from the house or garden, provided only they could elude observation. Anthony Foster had accustomed himself to consider his daughter as a conscious sinner might regard a visible guardian angel, which, notwithstanding his guilt, continued to hover around him; and therefore his trust in her knew no bounds. Janet commanded her own motions during the daytime, and had a master-key which opened the postern door of the park, so that she could go to the village at pleasure, either upon the household affairs, which were entirely confided to her management, or to attend her devotions at the meeting-house of her sect. It is true the daughter of Foster was thus liberally entrusted under the solemn condition that she should not avail herself of these privileges to do anything inconsistent with the safe-keeping of the Countess; for so her residence at Cumnor Place had been termed, since she began of late to exhibit impatience of the restrictions to which she was subjected. Nor is there reason to suppose that anything short of the dreadful suspicions which the scene of that evening had excited could have induced Janet to violate her word or deceive her father's confidence. But from what she had witnessed, she now conceived herself not only justified, but imperatively called upon, to make her lady's safety the principal object of her care, setting all other considerations aside.
There was no expected difficulty in escaping, whether from the house or the garden, as long as they could stay out of sight. Anthony Foster had come to think of his daughter like a guilty person might view a guardian angel—always there, despite his wrongdoing—and so he had complete trust in her. Janet was in charge of her own actions during the day and had a master key that unlocked the back door of the park, allowing her to go to the village whenever she liked, either for household matters, which she was fully responsible for, or to attend her religious services at the meeting house of her faith. It’s true that Foster’s daughter was granted this freedom with the serious condition that she wouldn’t misuse these privileges in a way that could endanger the Countess, as her stay at Cumnor Place had recently been described, since she had started to show frustration with the restrictions placed on her. There’s no reason to believe that anything short of the terrible suspicions raised by that evening’s events could have made Janet betray her promise or her father’s trust. But after what she had seen, she now believed she was not only justified but also absolutely required to make her lady’s safety her top priority, putting all other concerns aside.
The fugitive Countess with her guide traversed with hasty steps the broken and interrupted path, which had once been an avenue, now totally darkened by the boughs of spreading trees which met above their head, and now receiving a doubtful and deceiving light from the beams of the moon, which penetrated where the axe had made openings in the wood. Their path was repeatedly interrupted by felled trees, or the large boughs which had been left on the ground till time served to make them into fagots and billets. The inconvenience and difficulty attending these interruptions, the breathless haste of the first part of their route, the exhausting sensations of hope and fear, so much affected the Countess's strength, that Janet was forced to propose that they should pause for a few minutes to recover breath and spirits. Both therefore stood still beneath the shadow of a huge old gnarled oak-tree, and both naturally looked back to the mansion which they had left behind them, whose long, dark front was seen in the gloomy distance, with its huge stacks of chimneys, turrets, and clock-house, rising above the line of the roof, and definedly visible against the pure azure blue of the summer sky. One light only twinkled from the extended and shadowy mass, and it was placed so low that it rather seemed to glimmer from the ground in front of the mansion than from one of the windows. The Countess's terror was awakened. “They follow us!” she said, pointing out to Janet the light which thus alarmed her.
The fleeing Countess and her guide hurried along the broken path that used to be an avenue, now completely darkened by the branches of the trees that met above them, with only a faint and misleading light filtering through from the moon, which shone where the axe had cleared a way in the timber. Their route was repeatedly blocked by fallen trees or large branches left on the ground until they could be made into firewood. The trouble and difficulty from these obstacles, along with the breathless rush at the start of their journey and the exhausting mix of hope and fear, took such a toll on the Countess's strength that Janet had to suggest they take a short break to catch their breath and regain their composure. So, they both paused beneath the shadow of a massive old gnarled oak tree and instinctively looked back at the mansion they had just left, its long dark facade visible in the gloomy distance, with its huge chimneys, turrets, and clock tower standing out against the clear blue sky of summer. Only one light flickered from the shadowy mass of the house, positioned so low that it seemed to glimmer from the ground in front of the mansion rather than from one of the windows. The Countess's fear was stirred. “They’re following us!” she exclaimed, pointing out the light that frightened her to Janet.
Less agitated than her mistress, Janet perceived that the gleam was stationary, and informed the Countess, in a whisper, that the light proceeded from the solitary cell in which the alchemist pursued his occult experiments. “He is of those,” she added, “who sit up and watch by night that they may commit iniquity. Evil was the chance which sent hither a man whose mixed speech of earthly wealth and unearthly or superhuman knowledge hath in it what does so especially captivate my poor father. Well spoke the good Master Holdforth—and, methought, not without meaning that those of our household should find therein a practical use. 'There be those,' he said, 'and their number is legion, who will rather, like the wicked Ahab, listen to the dreams of the false prophet Zedekiah, than to the words of him by whom the Lord has spoken.' And he further insisted—'Ah, my brethren, there be many Zedekiahs among you—men that promise you the light of their carnal knowledge, so you will surrender to them that of your heavenly understanding. What are they better than the tyrant Naas, who demanded the right eye of those who were subjected to him?' And further he insisted—”
Less agitated than her mistress, Janet noticed that the light was still and quietly told the Countess that it came from the lone cell where the alchemist was conducting his secret experiments. “He belongs to those,” she added, “who stay up at night to engage in wickedness. It was unfortunate that a man whose mixed talk of material wealth and otherworldly knowledge has such a strong appeal for my poor father ended up here. The good Master Holdforth spoke wisely—and I think it was not without reason that those in our household should find practical benefit from it. 'There are many,' he said, 'who would rather, like the wicked Ahab, listen to the dreams of the false prophet Zedekiah, instead of the words of the one through whom the Lord has spoken.' He also pointed out—'Ah, my brethren, there are many Zedekiahs among you—men who promise you the light of their worldly knowledge if you will give up your heavenly understanding. How are they any better than the tyrant Naas, who required the right eye of those under his control?' And he emphasized—”
It is uncertain how long the fair Puritan's memory might have supported her in the recapitulation of Master Holdforth's discourse; but the Countess now interrupted her, and assured her she was so much recovered that she could now reach the postern without the necessity of a second delay.
It’s unclear how long the beautiful Puritan's memory might have helped her recall Master Holdforth's speech; however, the Countess interrupted her and assured her that she felt well enough to reach the back door without needing to delay again.
They set out accordingly, and performed the second part of their journey with more deliberation, and of course more easily, than the first hasty commencement. This gave them leisure for reflection; and Janet now, for the first time, ventured to ask her lady which way she proposed to direct her flight. Receiving no immediate answer—for, perhaps, in the confusion of her mind this very obvious subject of deliberation had not occurred to the Countess,—Janet ventured to add, “Probably to your father's house, where you are sure of safety and protection?”
They set out as planned and completed the second part of their journey with more thoughtfulness, and naturally more easily, than the hurried start. This gave them time to think, and Janet now, for the first time, dared to ask her lady where she intended to go. Getting no immediate response—perhaps, in her moment of distraction, the Countess hadn't considered this obvious question—Janet took the chance to add, “Probably to your father's house, where you know you'll be safe and protected?”
“No, Janet,” said the lady mournfully; “I left Lidcote Hall while my heart was light and my name was honourable, and I will not return thither till my lord's permission and public acknowledgment of our marriage restore me to my native home with all the rank and honour which he has bestowed on me.”
“No, Janet,” the lady said sadly; “I left Lidcote Hall when my heart was happy and my name was respected, and I won’t go back until my husband’s permission and the public recognition of our marriage bring me back to my home with all the status and honor that he has given me.”
“And whither will you, then, madam?” said Janet.
“And where are you headed, then, ma'am?” said Janet.
“To Kenilworth, girl,” said the Countess, boldly and freely. “I will see these revels—these princely revels—the preparation for which makes the land ring from side to side. Methinks, when the Queen of England feasts within my husband's halls, the Countess of Leicester should be no unbeseeming guest.”
“To Kenilworth, girl,” said the Countess, confidently and openly. “I want to witness these celebrations—these grand celebrations—the preparations for which make the whole country buzz. I think that when the Queen of England is dining in my husband's halls, the Countess of Leicester should be a fitting guest.”
“I pray God you may be a welcome one!” said Janet hastily.
“I hope God makes you a welcome one!” said Janet quickly.
“You abuse my situation, Janet,” said the Countess, angrily, “and you forget your own.”
“You're taking advantage of my situation, Janet,” the Countess said angrily, “and you’re ignoring your own.”
“I do neither, dearest madam,” said the sorrowful maiden; “but have you forgotten that the noble Earl has given such strict charges to keep your marriage secret, that he may preserve his court-favour? and can you think that your sudden appearance at his castle, at such a juncture, and in such a presence, will be acceptable to him?”
"I don’t do either, dear madam,” said the distressed young woman; “but have you forgotten that the noble Earl has given strict instructions to keep your marriage a secret so he can maintain his position at court? And can you really believe that your sudden arrival at his castle, at this moment, and in front of such company, will be welcome to him?”
“Thou thinkest I would disgrace him,” said the Countess; “nay, let go my arm, I can walk without aid and work without counsel.”
“Do you think I would shame him?” said the Countess; “no, let go of my arm, I can walk on my own and work without advice.”
“Be not angry with me, lady,” said Janet meekly, “and let me still support you; the road is rough, and you are little accustomed to walk in darkness.”
“Please don’t be mad at me, ma'am,” Janet said gently, “and let me continue to help you; the path is tough, and you're not used to walking in the dark.”
“If you deem me not so mean as may disgrace my husband,” said the Countess, in the same resentful tone, “you suppose my Lord of Leicester capable of abetting, perhaps of giving aim and authority to, the base proceedings of your father and Varney, whose errand I will do to the good Earl.”
“If you don't think I'm so low as to embarrass my husband,” said the Countess, in the same bitter tone, “do you believe that my Lord of Leicester is capable of supporting, or even encouraging, the dishonorable actions of your father and Varney, whose task I intend to perform for the good Earl.”
“For God's sake, madam, spare my father in your report,” said Janet; “let my services, however poor, be some atonement for his errors!”
“For God's sake, ma'am, please go easy on my dad in your report,” said Janet; “let my efforts, no matter how small, be some kind of repayment for his mistakes!”
“I were most unjust, dearest Janet, were it otherwise,” said the Countess, resuming at once the fondness and confidence of her manner towards her faithful attendant, “No, Janet, not a word of mine shall do your father prejudice. But thou seest, my love, I have no desire but to throw my self on my husband's protection. I have left the abode he assigned for me, because of the villainy of the persons by whom I was surrounded; but I will disobey his commands in no other particular. I will appeal to him alone—I will be protected by him alone; to no other, than at his pleasure, have I or will I communicate the secret union which combines our hearts and our destinies. I will see him, and receive from his own lips the directions for my future conduct. Do not argue against my resolution, Janet; you will only confirm me in it. And to own the truth, I am resolved to know my fate at once, and from my husband's own mouth; and to seek him at Kenilworth is the surest way to attain my purpose.”
“I would be very unfair, my dear Janet, if it were any different,” said the Countess, immediately returning to the warmth and trust she felt for her loyal attendant. “No, Janet, not a single word of mine will harm your father. But you see, my love, all I want is to rely on my husband for protection. I've left the place he chose for me because of the treachery of those around me; however, I will not disobey him in any other way. I will turn to him alone—I will be protected by him alone; I have shared our secret union with no one else and will only do so at his discretion. I will see him and get directions for my future directly from him. Don't argue against my decision, Janet; you will only strengthen my resolve. And to be honest, I am determined to learn my fate right away, and from my husband's own lips; seeking him at Kenilworth is the best way to achieve my goal.”
While Janet hastily revolved in her mind the difficulties and uncertainties attendant on the unfortunate lady's situation, she was inclined to alter her first opinion, and to think, upon the whole, that since the Countess had withdrawn herself from the retreat in which she had been placed by her husband, it was her first duty to repair to his presence, and possess him with the reasons for such conduct. She knew what importance the Earl attached to the concealment of their marriage, and could not but own, that by taking any step to make it public without his permission, the Countess would incur, in a high degree, the indignation of her husband. If she retired to her father's house without an explicit avowal of her rank, her situation was likely greatly to prejudice her character; and if she made such an avowal, it might occasion an irreconcilable breach with her husband. At Kenilworth, again, she might plead her cause with her husband himself, whom Janet, though distrusting him more than the Countess did, believed incapable of being accessory to the base and desperate means which his dependants, from whose power the lady was now escaping, might resort to, in order to stifle her complaints of the treatment she had received at their hands. But at the worst, and were the Earl himself to deny her justice and protection, still at Kenilworth, if she chose to make her wrongs public, the Countess might have Tressilian for her advocate, and the Queen for her judge; for so much Janet had learned in her short conference with Wayland. She was, therefore, on the whole, reconciled to her lady's proposal of going towards Kenilworth, and so expressed herself; recommending, however, to the Countess the utmost caution in making her arrival known to her husband.
While Janet quickly considered the challenges and uncertainties surrounding the unfortunate lady's situation, she began to rethink her initial opinion. She felt that since the Countess had left the place her husband had put her in, her first responsibility was to go to him and explain her reasons for that decision. She was aware of how much the Earl valued keeping their marriage a secret and had to admit that if the Countess took any action to make it public without his consent, she would seriously anger her husband. If she went back to her father's house without clearly stating her status, it could damage her reputation; but if she did declare it, it could lead to an irreparable split with her husband. At Kenilworth, she could try to reason with him directly, and while Janet distrusted him more than the Countess did, she believed he wouldn’t be involved in the foul and desperate tactics that his followers, from whom the lady was now escaping, might use to silence her complaints about how they had treated her. Even if the Earl denied her justice and protection, the Countess could still make her complaints public at Kenilworth, with Tressilian as her advocate and the Queen as her judge; Janet had learned this much during her brief conversation with Wayland. Therefore, overall, she accepted her lady's plan to head towards Kenilworth and conveyed her support, advising the Countess to be very careful about announcing her arrival to her husband.
“Hast thou thyself been cautious, Janet?” said the Countess; “this guide, in whom I must put my confidence, hast thou not entrusted to him the secret of my condition?”
“Have you been careful, Janet?” said the Countess; “this guide, whom I have to rely on, have you not disclosed to him the secret of my situation?”
“From me he has learned nothing,” said Janet; “nor do I think that he knows more than what the public in general believe of your situation.”
“From me, he hasn’t learned anything,” Janet said, “and I don’t think he knows more than what the public generally thinks about your situation.”
“And what is that?” said the lady.
“And what is that?” said the woman.
“That you left your father's house—but I shall offend you again if I go on,” said Janet, interrupting herself.
“That you left your dad's house—but I'll upset you again if I keep going,” said Janet, cutting herself off.
“Nay, go on,” said the Countess; “I must learn to endure the evil report which my folly has brought upon me. They think, I suppose, that I have left my father's house to follow lawless pleasure. It is an error which will soon be removed—indeed it shall, for I will live with spotless fame, or I shall cease to live.—I am accounted, then, the paramour of my Leicester?”
“Go on,” said the Countess; “I have to learn to deal with the bad reputation that my foolishness has brought upon me. They probably think I’ve left my father’s house to chase after reckless pleasure. That misconception will be cleared up soon—indeed it will, because I will live with a clean reputation, or I won’t live at all. So, am I considered the lover of my Leicester?”
“Most men say of Varney,” said Janet; “yet some call him only the convenient cloak of his master's pleasures; for reports of the profuse expense in garnishing yonder apartments have secretly gone abroad, and such doings far surpass the means of Varney. But this latter opinion is little prevalent; for men dare hardly even hint suspicion when so high a name is concerned, lest the Star Chamber should punish them for scandal of the nobility.”
“Most guys talk about Varney,” said Janet; “though some just see him as a convenient cover for his master’s indulgences; rumors about the extravagant spending on decorating those rooms have circulated quietly, and such actions clearly exceed Varney’s means. But this latter view isn't very common; people barely dare to suggest any suspicion when such a prominent figure is involved, for fear that the Star Chamber might punish them for slandering the nobility.”
“They do well to speak low,” said the Countess, “who would mention the illustrious Dudley as the accomplice of such a wretch as Varney.—We have reached the postern. Ah! Janet, I must bid thee farewell! Weep not, my good girl,” said she, endeavouring to cover her own reluctance to part with her faithful attendant under an attempt at playfulness; “and against we meet again, reform me, Janet, that precise ruff of thine for an open rabatine of lace and cut work, that will let men see thou hast a fair neck; and that kirtle of Philippine chency, with that bugle lace which befits only a chambermaid, into three-piled velvet and cloth of gold—thou wilt find plenty of stuffs in my chamber, and I freely bestow them on you. Thou must be brave, Janet; for though thou art now but the attendant of a distressed and errant lady, who is both nameless and fameless, yet, when we meet again, thou must be dressed as becomes the gentlewoman nearest in love and in service to the first Countess in England.”
“They're right to speak softly,” said the Countess, “who would mention the famous Dudley as the partner of such a scoundrel as Varney.—We’ve arrived at the back entrance. Ah! Janet, I must say goodbye! Don't cry, my dear,” she said, trying to hide her reluctance to part with her loyal servant under an attempt at lightheartedness; “and by the time we meet again, you should change that exact ruff of yours to a stylish lace rabatine that shows off your lovely neck; and that dress made of plain fabric, with bugle lace that’s only suitable for a maid, into luxurious velvet and cloth of gold—you’ll find plenty of fabrics in my room, and I’ll gladly give them to you. You must be brave, Janet; for even though you are just the servant of a troubled and wandering lady who has no name or fame, when we meet again, you must be dressed as befits the closest lady in love and service to the first Countess of England.”
“Now, may God grant it, dear lady!” said Janet—“not that I may go with gayer apparel, but that we may both wear our kirtles over lighter hearts.”
“Now, may God grant it, dear lady!” said Janet—“not that I may wear brighter clothes, but that we may both wear our dresses with lighter hearts.”
By this time the lock of the postern door had, after some hard wrenching, yielded to the master-key; and the Countess, not without internal shuddering, saw herself beyond the walls which her husband's strict commands had assigned to her as the boundary of her walks. Waiting with much anxiety for their appearance, Wayland Smith stood at some distance, shrouding himself behind a hedge which bordered the high-road.
By this time, the lock on the back door had finally given in to the master key after some intense forcing, and the Countess, feeling a mix of fear and excitement, found herself beyond the walls that her husband had strictly set as the limits of her movements. Waiting nervously for their arrival, Wayland Smith stood a bit farther away, hiding behind a hedge that lined the main road.
“Is all safe?” said Janet to him anxiously, as he approached them with caution.
“Is everything okay?” Janet asked him anxiously as he approached them carefully.
“All,” he replied; “but I have been unable to procure a horse for the lady. Giles Gosling, the cowardly hilding, refused me one on any terms whatever, lest, forsooth, he should suffer. But no matter; she must ride on my palfrey, and I must walk by her side until I come by another horse. There will be no pursuit, if you, pretty Mistress Janet, forget not thy lesson.”
“All,” he replied, “but I haven't been able to find a horse for the lady. Giles Gosling, the cowardly fool, wouldn't give me one no matter what, for fear of getting hurt. But it doesn't matter; she’ll have to ride my palfrey, and I’ll walk beside her until I can get another horse. There won't be any pursuit if you, pretty Mistress Janet, remember your lesson.”
“No more than the wise widow of Tekoa forgot the words which Joab put into her mouth,” answered Janet. “Tomorrow, I say that my lady is unable to rise.”
“No more than the clever widow of Tekoa forgot the words Joab had her say,” Janet replied. “Tomorrow, I’ll say that my lady can’t get out of bed.”
“Ay; and that she hath aching and heaviness of the head a throbbing at the heart, and lists not to be disturbed. Fear not; they will take the hint, and trouble thee with few questions—they understand the disease.”
“Yeah; and she has a headache, feels heavy, has a throbbing in her heart, and doesn't want to be bothered. Don't worry; they’ll get the message and won’t ask you too many questions—they know what’s wrong.”
“But,” said the lady, “My absence must be soon discovered, and they will murder her in revenge. I will rather return than expose her to such danger.”
“But,” the lady said, “they'll notice I'm gone soon, and they'll kill her in retaliation. I'd rather go back than put her in that kind of danger.”
“Be at ease on my account, madam,” said Janet; “I would you were as sure of receiving the favour you desire from those to whom you must make appeal, as I am that my father, however angry, will suffer no harm to befall me.”
“Don’t worry about me, ma’am,” said Janet; “I wish you were as confident about getting the favor you want from those you need to ask, as I am that my dad, no matter how mad he is, won’t let anything bad happen to me.”
The Countess was now placed by Wayland upon his horse, around the saddle of which he had placed his cloak, so folded as to make her a commodious seat.
The Countess was now helped onto his horse by Wayland, who had draped his cloak around the saddle to create a comfortable seat for her.
“Adieu, and may the blessing of God wend with you!” said Janet, again kissing her mistress's hand, who returned her benediction with a mute caress. They then tore themselves asunder, and Janet, addressing Wayland, exclaimed, “May Heaven deal with you at your need, as you are true or false to this most injured and most helpless lady!”
“Goodbye, and may God's blessing be with you!” said Janet, kissing her mistress's hand again, who responded to her blessing with a silent touch. They then pulled away from each other, and Janet, turning to Wayland, exclaimed, “May Heaven help you in your time of need, depending on whether you're true or false to this most wronged and vulnerable lady!”
“Amen! dearest Janet,” replied Wayland; “and believe me, I will so acquit myself of my trust as may tempt even your pretty eyes, saintlike as they are, to look less scornfully on me when we next meet.”
“Amen! dear Janet,” replied Wayland; “and trust me, I will fulfill my promise in a way that might make even your lovely eyes, as saintly as they are, to look at me with less disdain when we see each other next.”
The latter part of this adieu was whispered into Janet's ear and although she made no reply to it directly, yet her manner, influenced, no doubt, by her desire to leave every motive in force which could operate towards her mistress's safety, did not discourage the hope which Wayland's words expressed. She re-entered the postern door, and locked it behind her; while, Wayland taking the horse's bridle in his hand, and walking close by its head, they began in silence their dubious and moonlight journey.
The last part of this farewell was whispered into Janet's ear, and even though she didn't respond directly, her behavior, likely influenced by her wish to keep every possible motive for her mistress's safety intact, didn’t dampen the hope that Wayland's words conveyed. She went back through the postern door and locked it behind her. Meanwhile, Wayland took the horse's bridle in his hand and walked closely by its head, and together they silently began their uncertain journey under the moonlight.
Although Wayland Smith used the utmost dispatch which he could make, yet this mode of travelling was so slow, that when morning began to dawn through the eastern mist, he found himself no farther than about ten miles distant from Cumnor. “Now, a plague upon all smooth-spoken hosts!” said Wayland, unable longer to suppress his mortification and uneasiness. “Had the false loon, Giles Gosling, but told me plainly two days since that I was to reckon nought upon him, I had shifted better for myself. But your hosts have such a custom of promising whatever is called for that it is not till the steed is to be shod you find they are out of iron. Had I but known, I could have made twenty shifts; nay, for that matter, and in so good a cause, I would have thought little to have prigged a prancer from the next common—it had but been sending back the brute to the headborough. The farcy and the founders confound every horse in the stables of the Black Bear!”
Although Wayland Smith hurried as best as he could, this way of traveling was so slow that when morning started breaking through the eastern mist, he found himself only about ten miles away from Cumnor. “Now, curse all smooth-talking innkeepers!” said Wayland, unable to hide his frustration and anxiety any longer. “If that deceitful fool, Giles Gosling, had just told me straight two days ago that I shouldn’t expect anything from him, I would have taken better care of myself. But your innkeepers have this habit of promising whatever is asked for, and it’s not until you need something that you find they’re out of stock. If I had known, I could have figured out twenty different plans; in fact, for that matter, and for such a good reason, I wouldn’t have thought twice about stealing a horse from the next common—it would just be sending the poor thing back to the constable. The farcy and the founders ruin every horse in the stables of the Black Bear!”
The lady endeavoured to comfort her guide, observing that the dawn would enable him to make more speed.
The woman tried to reassure her guide, noting that the sunrise would allow him to move faster.
“True, madam,” he replied; “but then it will enable other folk to take note of us, and that may prove an ill beginning of our journey. I had not cared a spark from anvil about the matter had we been further advanced on our way. But this Berkshire has been notoriously haunted, ever since I knew the country, with that sort of malicious elves who sit up late and rise early for no other purpose than to pry into other folk's affairs. I have been endangered by them ere now. But do not fear,” he added, “good madam; for wit, meeting with opportunity, will not miss to find a salve for every sore.”
“True, ma’am,” he replied; “but that will just let others notice us, and that could be a bad start to our journey. I wouldn't have cared at all if we were further along. But this area of Berkshire has always been known for those pesky spirits who stay up late and wake up early just to snoop into other people’s business. I’ve been in trouble because of them before. But don’t worry,” he added, “good ma’am; because when intelligence meets opportunity, it will definitely find a solution for every problem.”
The alarms of her guide made more impression on the Countess's mind than the comfort which he judged fit to administer along with it. She looked anxiously around her, and as the shadows withdrew from the landscape, and the heightening glow of the eastern sky promised the speedy rise of the sun, expected at every turn that the increasing light would expose them to the view of the vengeful pursuers, or present some dangerous and insurmountable obstacle to the prosecution of their journey. Wayland Smith perceived her uneasiness, and, displeased with himself for having given her cause of alarm, strode on with affected alacrity, now talking to the horse as one expert in the language of the stable, now whistling to himself low and interrupted snatches of tunes, and now assuring the lady there was no danger, while at the same time he looked sharply around to see that there was nothing in sight which might give the lie to his words while they were issuing from his mouth. Thus did they journey on, until an unexpected incident gave them the means of continuing their pilgrimage with more speed and convenience.
The alarms from her guide affected the Countess more than the comfort he thought to provide. She anxiously scanned her surroundings, and as the shadows receded and the brightening eastern sky hinted at the sun's imminent rise, she braced for the increasing light to reveal their location to the vengeful pursuers or present some dangerous, impossible hurdle in their journey. Wayland Smith noticed her unease and felt irritated with himself for causing her alarm. He quickened his pace with a feigned eagerness, talking to the horse as if he were fluent in stable talk, whistling low, fragmented tunes to himself, and assuring the lady that there was no danger, all while carefully scanning around for anything that might contradict his words. They continued on their way until an unexpected incident provided them with a way to proceed more quickly and comfortably.
CHAPTER XXIV.
RICHARD. A horse!—A horse!—my kingdom for a horse!
CATESBY......My lord, I'll help you to a horse. —RICHARD III.
RICHARD. A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!
CATESBY... My lord, I'll get you a horse. —RICHARD III.
Our travellers were in the act of passing a small thicket of trees close by the roadside, when the first living being presented himself whom they had seen since their departure from Cumnor Place. This was a stupid lout, seemingly a farmer's boy, in a grey jerkin, with his head bare, his hose about his heels, and huge startups upon his feet. He held by the bridle what of all things they most wanted—a palfrey, namely, with a side-saddle, and all other garniture for a woman's mounting; and he hailed Wayland Smith with, “Zur, be ye zure the party?”
Our travelers were passing a small thicket of trees by the roadside when they finally saw another living being since leaving Cumnor Place. It was a simple-looking farm boy in a gray jacket, with his head bare, his trousers about his ankles, and large boots on his feet. He was holding the very thing they needed most—a horse, specifically a palfrey, complete with a sidesaddle and all the equipment for a woman to ride. He called out to Wayland Smith, “Sir, are you sure this is the right party?”
“Ay, that I be, my lad,” answered Wayland, without an instant's hesitation; and it must be owned that consciences trained in a stricter school of morality might have given way to an occasion so tempting. While he spoke, he caught the rein out of the boy's hand, and almost at the same time helped down the Countess from his own horse, and aided her to mount on that which chance had thus presented for her acceptance. Indeed, so naturally did the whole take place, that the Countess, as it afterwards appeared, never suspected but that the horse had been placed there to meet them by the precaution of the guide or some of his friends.
“Yeah, that’s me, kid,” Wayland responded without a moment’s hesitation; and it must be said that a conscience shaped by stricter moral standards might have faltered in such a tempting situation. As he spoke, he took the reins from the boy's hand, and almost simultaneously helped the Countess down from his own horse and assisted her in getting on the one that fate had conveniently provided for her. In fact, everything happened so smoothly that the Countess later claimed she never suspected the horse had been positioned there by the guide or one of his associates.
The lad, however, who was thus hastily dispossessed of his charge, began to stare hard, and scratch his head, as if seized with some qualms of conscience for delivering up the animal on such brief explanation. “I be right zure thou be'st the party,” said he, muttering to himself, “but thou shouldst ha zaid BEANS, thou knawest.”
The boy, however, who was quickly stripped of his responsibility, started to stare intently and scratch his head, as if he were having some doubts about handing over the animal with such a brief explanation. “I’m pretty sure you’re the one,” he said to himself, “but you should have said BEANS, you know.”
“Ay, ay,” said Wayland, speaking at a venture; “and thou BACON, thou knowest.”
“Aye, aye,” said Wayland, speaking casually; “and you BACON, you know.”
“Noa, noa,” said the lad; “bide ye—bide ye—it was PEAS a should ha said.”
“No, no,” said the boy; “wait—wait—it was PEAS I should have said.”
“Well, well,” answered Wayland, “Peas be it, a God's name! though Bacon were the better password.”
“Well, well,” Wayland replied, “Peas it is, in God's name! Although Bacon is the better password.”
And being by this time mounted on his own horse, he caught the rein of the palfrey from the uncertain hold of the hesitating young boor, flung him a small piece of money, and made amends for lost time by riding briskly off without further parley. The lad was still visible from the hill up which they were riding, and Wayland, as he looked back, beheld him standing with his fingers in his hair as immovable as a guide-post, and his head turned in the direction in which they were escaping from him. At length, just as they topped the hill, he saw the clown stoop to lift up the silver groat which his benevolence had imparted. “Now this is what I call a Godsend,” said Wayland; “this is a bonny, well-ridden bit of a going thing, and it will carry us so far till we get you as well mounted, and then we will send it back time enough to satisfy the Hue and Cry.”
And by this time, he was on his own horse. He grabbed the rein of the palfrey from the unsure grip of the hesitant young peasant, tossed him a small coin, and made up for lost time by riding off quickly without another word. The boy was still visible from the hill they were riding up, and Wayland, glancing back, saw him standing there with his fingers in his hair, as still as a signpost, his head turned toward the direction they were escaping. Eventually, just as they reached the top of the hill, he saw the peasant bend down to pick up the silver coin that his generosity had given. “Now this is what I call a stroke of luck,” said Wayland; “this is a fine horse, and it will get us so far until we find you a better mount, and then we’ll send it back in time to avoid any trouble.”
But he was deceived in his expectations; and fate, which seemed at first to promise so fairly, soon threatened to turn the incident which he thus gloried in into the cause of their utter ruin.
But he was misled in his expectations; and fate, which initially seemed to promise so well, soon threatened to turn the incident he took such pride in into the reason for their complete downfall.
They had not ridden a short mile from the place where they left the lad before they heard a man's voice shouting on the wind behind them, “Robbery! robbery!—Stop thief!” and similar exclamations, which Wayland's conscience readily assured him must arise out of the transaction to which he had been just accessory.
They hadn't traveled a short mile from where they left the kid when they heard a man's voice shouting in the wind behind them, “Robbery! Robbery!—Stop thief!” and other similar cries, which Wayland’s conscience quickly confirmed were related to the incident he had just been part of.
“I had better have gone barefoot all my life,” he said; “it is the Hue and Cry, and I am a lost man. Ah! Wayland, Wayland, many a time thy father said horse-flesh would be the death of thee. Were I once safe among the horse-coursers in Smithfield, or Turnbull Street, they should have leave to hang me as high as St. Paul's if I e'er meddled more with nobles, knights, or gentlewomen.”
“I might as well have gone barefoot my entire life,” he said; “this is the Hue and Cry, and I’m a doomed man. Ah! Wayland, Wayland, your father often said that messing with horses would be the end of you. If I could just get safely among the horse dealers in Smithfield or Turnbull Street, they could hang me as high as St. Paul's if I ever got involved again with nobles, knights, or ladies.”
Amidst these dismal reflections, he turned his head repeatedly to see by whom he was chased, and was much comforted when he could only discover a single rider, who was, however, well mounted, and came after them at a speed which left them no chance of escaping, even had the lady's strength permitted her to ride as fast as her palfrey might have been able to gallop.
Amidst these gloomy thoughts, he kept turning his head to see who was chasing them and felt a bit relieved when he could only see one rider. However, that rider was well-mounted and was approaching them at a speed that made it impossible to escape, even if the lady had the strength to ride as fast as her horse could gallop.
“There may be fair play betwixt us, sure,” thought Wayland, “where there is but one man on each side, and yonder fellow sits on his horse more like a monkey than a cavalier. Pshaw! if it come to the worse, it will be easy unhorsing him. Nay, 'snails! I think his horse will take the matter in his own hand, for he has the bridle betwixt his teeth. Oons, what care I for him?” said he, as the pursuer drew yet nearer; “it is but the little animal of a mercer from Abingdon, when all is over.”
“There might be fair competition between us,” thought Wayland, “with just one man on each side, and that guy over there sits on his horse more like a monkey than a knight. Psh! If it comes down to it, unhorsing him will be easy. No, really! I think his horse will take matters into its own hands since he has the reins in his teeth. Seriously, what do I care about him?” he said as the pursuer got even closer; “it’s just some little merchant from Abingdon, when it all comes down to it.”
Even so it was, as the experienced eye of Wayland had descried at a distance. For the valiant mercer's horse, which was a beast of mettle, feeling himself put to his speed, and discerning a couple of horses riding fast at some hundred yards' distance before him, betook himself to the road with such alacrity as totally deranged the seat of his rider, who not only came up with, but passed at full gallop, those whom he had been pursuing, pulling the reins with all his might, and ejaculating, “Stop! stop!” an interjection which seemed rather to regard his own palfrey than what seamen call “the chase.” With the same involuntary speed, he shot ahead (to use another nautical phrase) about a furlong ere he was able to stop and turn his horse, and then rode back towards our travellers, adjusting, as well as he could, his disordered dress, resettling himself in the saddle, and endeavouring to substitute a bold and martial frown for the confusion and dismay which sat upon his visage during his involuntary career.
Even so it was, as Wayland's experienced eye had seen from a distance. The brave mercer's horse, a spirited creature, felt the urge to run faster and, noticing a couple of horses galloping a few hundred yards ahead, took off down the road with such enthusiasm that it completely threw off his rider. Not only did he catch up to, but he also zoomed past those he had been chasing, pulling on the reins with all his strength and shouting, “Stop! Stop!”—a cry that seemed more directed at his own horse than at what sailors call “the chase.” Without meaning to, he shot ahead (to use another nautical term) about a furlong before he could finally stop and turn his horse around. Then he rode back toward our travelers, trying as best as he could to fix his disheveled clothes, settle himself back in the saddle, and replace the mix of confusion and shock on his face with a bold and warrior-like scowl.
Wayland had just time to caution the lady not to be alarmed, adding, “This fellow is a gull, and I will use him as such.”
Wayland had just enough time to warn the lady not to be afraid, adding, “This guy is a fool, and I’ll take advantage of him.”
When the mercer had recovered breath and audacity enough to confront them, he ordered Wayland, in a menacing tone, to deliver up his palfrey.
When the merchant finally caught his breath and worked up enough courage to face them, he ordered Wayland, in a threatening tone, to hand over his horse.
“How?” said the smith, in King Cambyses' vein, “are we commanded to stand and deliver on the king's highway? Then out, Excalibur, and tell this knight of prowess that dire blows must decide between us!”
“How?” said the blacksmith, in the style of King Cambyses, “are we told to stand and deliver on the king's highway? Then out with Excalibur, and let this knight of skill know that serious blows must settle this between us!”
“Haro and help, and hue and cry, every true man!” said the mercer. “I am withstood in seeking to recover mine own.”
“Hurry up and help, and make some noise, every decent person!” said the merchant. “I’m being blocked in trying to get back what’s mine.”
“Thou swearest thy gods in vain, foul paynim,” said Wayland, “for I will through with mine purpose were death at the end on't. Nevertheless, know, thou false man of frail cambric and ferrateen, that I am he, even the pedlar, whom thou didst boast to meet on Maiden Castle moor, and despoil of his pack; wherefore betake thee to thy weapons presently.”
“You're swearing to your gods for nothing, you filthy pagan,” said Wayland, “because I will go through with my plan even if it leads to my death. However, know this, you false man of weak cloth and metal: I am the peddler who you bragged about encountering on Maiden Castle moor and robbing of his pack; so go grab your weapons right now.”
“I spoke but in jest, man,” said Goldthred; “I am an honest shopkeeper and citizen, who scorns to leap forth on any man from behind a hedge.”
“I was just joking, man,” said Goldthred; “I’m an honest shopkeeper and citizen, who wouldn’t sneak up on anyone from behind a bush.”
“Then, by my faith, most puissant mercer,” answered Wayland, “I am sorry for my vow, which was, that wherever I met thee I would despoil thee of thy palfrey, and bestow it upon my leman, unless thou couldst defend it by blows of force. But the vow is passed and registered, and all I can do for thee is to leave the horse at Donnington, in the nearest hostelry.”
“Then, I swear, most powerful merchant,” replied Wayland, “I regret my vow, which was that wherever I encountered you, I would take your horse and give it to my lover, unless you could defend it with force. But the vow is made and recorded, and all I can do for you is leave the horse at Donnington, in the nearest inn.”
“But I tell thee, friend,” said the mercer, “it is the very horse on which I was this day to carry Jane Thackham, of Shottesbrok, as far as the parish church yonder, to become Dame Goldthred. She hath jumped out of the shot-window of old Gaffer Thackham's grange; and lo ye, yonder she stands at the place where she should have met the palfrey, with her camlet riding-cloak and ivory-handled whip, like a picture of Lot's wife. I pray you, in good terms, let me have back the palfrey.”
“But I tell you, my friend,” said the merchant, “this is the exact horse I was supposed to take Jane Thackham from Shottesbrok to the parish church over there, so she could become Dame Goldthred. She jumped out of the old Gaffer Thackham's window, and look, there she is at the spot where she should have met the horse, with her riding cloak and ivory-handled whip, looking like a statue of Lot's wife. Please, I kindly ask you to return the horse to me.”
“Grieved am I,” said Wayland, “as much for the fair damsel as for thee, most noble imp of muslin. But vows must have their course; thou wilt find the palfrey at the Angel yonder at Donnington. It is all I may do for thee with a safe conscience.”
“I'm really upset,” said Wayland, “not just for the lovely lady but for you too, most honorable spirit of fabric. But promises must be kept; you’ll find the horse at the Angel over there in Donnington. It’s all I can do for you without feeling guilty.”
“To the devil with thy conscience!” said the dismayed mercer. “Wouldst thou have a bride walk to church on foot?”
“To hell with your conscience!” said the surprised merchant. “Would you have a bride walk to church on foot?”
“Thou mayest take her on thy crupper, Sir Goldthred,” answered Wayland; “it will take down thy steed's mettle.”
“You can take her on your saddle, Sir Goldthred,” replied Wayland; “it will test your horse's spirit.”
“And how if you—if you forget to leave my horse, as you propose?” said Goldthred, not without hesitation, for his soul was afraid within him.
“And what if you—if you forget to leave my horse, like you said you would?” said Goldthred, hesitating, because he felt scared inside.
“My pack shall be pledged for it—yonder it lies with Giles Gosling, in his chamber with the damasked leathern hangings, stuffed full with velvet, single, double, treble-piled—rash-taffeta, and parapa—shag, damask, and mocado, plush, and grogram—”
“My group will take care of it—over there it is with Giles Gosling, in his room with the fancy leather hangings, packed full with velvet, single, double, triple-layered—silky taffeta, and parapa—shag, damask, and mocado, plush, and grogram—”
“Hold! hold!” exclaimed the mercer; “nay, if there be, in truth and sincerity, but the half of these wares—but if ever I trust bumpkin with bonny Bayard again!”
“Stop! Stop!” shouted the merchant; “No, if there really is even half of these goods—if I ever trust a country bumpkin with my beautiful Bayard again!”
“As you list for that, good Master Goldthred, and so good morrow to you—and well parted,” he added, riding on cheerfully with the lady, while the discountenanced mercer rode back much slower than he came, pondering what excuse he should make to the disappointed bride, who stood waiting for her gallant groom in the midst of the king's highway.
“As you listen for that, good Master Goldthred, and good morning to you—and well parted,” he added, riding on happily with the lady, while the discouraged merchant rode back much slower than he had come, thinking about what excuse he should make to the disappointed bride, who stood waiting for her dashing groom in the middle of the king's highway.
“Methought,” said the lady, as they rode on, “yonder fool stared at me as if he had some remembrance of me; yet I kept my muffler as high as I might.”
“Whatever,” said the lady, as they rode on, “that fool over there stared at me like he recognized me; yet I kept my scarf pulled up as high as I could.”
“If I thought so,” said Wayland, “I would ride back and cut him over the pate; there would be no fear of harming his brains, for he never had so much as would make pap to a sucking gosling. We must now push on, however, and at Donnington we will leave the oaf's horse, that he may have no further temptation to pursue us, and endeavour to assume such a change of shape as may baffle his pursuit if he should persevere in it.”
“If I thought that,” said Wayland, “I would ride back and knock him on the head; there’s no worry about hurting his brain because he doesn’t have enough to make even a simple porridge for a baby goose. We need to keep moving, though, and at Donnington, we’ll leave the idiot’s horse so he won’t have any reason to follow us, and we’ll try to change our appearance enough to throw him off if he decides to keep chasing us.”
The travellers reached Donnington without further alarm, where it became matter of necessity that the Countess should enjoy two or three hours' repose, during which Wayland disposed himself, with equal address and alacrity, to carry through those measures on which the safety of their future journey seemed to depend.
The travelers arrived at Donnington without any more trouble, where it was essential for the Countess to rest for two or three hours. During that time, Wayland efficiently and quickly took care of the arrangements that seemed crucial for the safety of their upcoming journey.
Exchanging his pedlar's gaberdine for a smock-frock, he carried the palfrey of Goldthred to the Angel Inn, which was at the other end of the village from that where our travellers had taken up their quarters. In the progress of the morning, as he travelled about his other business, he saw the steed brought forth and delivered to the cutting mercer himself, who, at the head of a valorous posse of the Hue and Cry, came to rescue, by force of arms, what was delivered to him without any other ransom than the price of a huge quantity of ale, drunk out by his assistants, thirsty, it would seem, with their walk, and concerning the price of which Master Goldthred had a fierce dispute with the headborough, whom he had summoned to aid him in raising the country.
Exchanging his pedlar's coat for a smock-frock, he took Goldthred's horse to the Angel Inn, which was at the other end of the village from where our travelers were staying. Throughout the morning, as he attended to his other tasks, he saw the horse brought out and handed over to the mercer himself, who, leading a brave group of the Hue and Cry, came to reclaim, by force if needed, what was given to him with no other payment than the cost of a large amount of ale, consumed by his helpers, who seemed thirsty from their walk, and over the price of which Master Goldthred had a heated argument with the headborough, whom he had called to help him rally the locals.
Having made this act of prudent as well as just restitution, Wayland procured such change of apparel for the lady, as well as himself, as gave them both the appearance of country people of the better class; it being further resolved, that in order to attract the less observation, she should pass upon the road for the sister of her guide. A good but not a gay horse, fit to keep pace with his own, and gentle enough for a lady's use, completed the preparations for the journey; for making which, and for other expenses, he had been furnished with sufficient funds by Tressilian. And thus, about noon, after the Countess had been refreshed by the sound repose of several hours, they resumed their journey, with the purpose of making the best of their way to Kenilworth, by Coventry and Warwick. They were not, however, destined to travel far without meeting some cause of apprehension.
After taking this careful and fair action, Wayland got new clothes for both the lady and himself that made them look like people from the upper class in the countryside. It was also decided that, to draw less attention, she would pretend to be the sister of her guide while on the road. A good but not flashy horse, suitable to keep up with his own and gentle enough for a lady, completed their preparations for the journey. For this, and other expenses, Tressilian had provided him with enough funds. So, around noon, after the Countess had been refreshed by a long rest, they continued their journey, aiming to reach Kenilworth by way of Coventry and Warwick. However, they weren't meant to travel far without encountering something concerning.
It is necessary to premise that the landlord of the inn had informed them that a jovial party, intended, as he understood, to present some of the masques or mummeries which made a part of the entertainment with which the Queen was usually welcomed on the royal Progresses, had left the village of Donnington an hour or two before them in order to proceed to Kenilworth. Now it had occurred to Wayland that, by attaching themselves in some sort to this group as soon as they should overtake them on the road, they would be less likely to attract notice than if they continued to travel entirely by themselves. He communicated his idea to the Countess, who, only anxious to arrive at Kenilworth without interruption, left him free to choose the manner in which this was to be accomplished. They pressed forward their horses, therefore, with the purpose of overtaking the party of intended revellers, and making the journey in their company; and had just seen the little party, consisting partly of riders, partly of people on foot, crossing the summit of a gentle hill, at about half a mile's distance, and disappearing on the other side, when Wayland, who maintained the most circumspect observation of all that met his eye in every direction, was aware that a rider was coming up behind them on a horse of uncommon action, accompanied by a serving-man, whose utmost efforts were unable to keep up with his master's trotting hackney, and who, therefore, was fain to follow him at a hand gallop. Wayland looked anxiously back at these horsemen, became considerably disturbed in his manner, looked back again, and became pale, as he said to the lady, “That is Richard Varney's trotting gelding; I would know him among a thousand nags. This is a worse business than meeting the mercer.”
It’s important to mention that the innkeeper had told them about a cheerful group, which he thought was going to perform some of the masks or antics that were part of the entertainment usually presented to welcome the Queen during her royal Progresses. This group had left the village of Donnington an hour or two before them on their way to Kenilworth. Wayland realized that if they joined this group when they caught up with them on the road, they would attract less attention than if they traveled alone. He shared his plan with the Countess, who, eager to reach Kenilworth without delays, left it up to him to decide how to do this. They urged their horses forward, aiming to catch up with the group of revelers and travel with them. Just then, they spotted the small party, a mix of riders and pedestrians, crossing the top of a gentle hill about half a mile away before disappearing on the other side. At that moment, Wayland, who was carefully observing everything around him, noticed a rider approaching from behind on an unusually energetic horse, followed by a servant who was struggling to keep up with his master’s fast-paced horse, forced to follow at a quick gallop. Wayland glanced back at these horsemen with growing concern, looked again, and went pale as he said to the lady, “That’s Richard Varney’s trotting horse; I’d recognize him among a thousand. This is worse than running into the mercer.”
“Draw your sword,” answered the lady, “and pierce my bosom with it, rather than I should fall into his hands!”
“Draw your sword,” the lady replied, “and stab me with it instead of letting me fall into his hands!”
“I would rather by a thousand times,” answered Wayland, “pass it through his body, or even mine own. But to say truth, fighting is not my best point, though I can look on cold iron like another when needs must be. And indeed, as for my sword—(put on, I pray you)—it is a poor Provant rapier, and I warrant you he has a special Toledo. He has a serving-man, too, and I think it is the drunken ruffian Lambourne! upon the horse on which men say—(I pray you heartily to put on)—he did the great robbery of the west country grazier. It is not that I fear either Varney or Lambourne in a good cause—(your palfrey will go yet faster if you urge him)—but yet—(nay, I pray you let him not break off into a gallop, lest they should see we fear them, and give chase—keep him only at the full trot)—but yet, though I fear them not, I would we were well rid of them, and that rather by policy than by violence. Could we once reach the party before us, we may herd among them, and pass unobserved, unless Varney be really come in express pursuit of us, and then, happy man be his dole!”
“I would much rather,” replied Wayland, “face him myself or even take a hit for him. But to be honest, fighting’s not my strong suit, though I can handle cold steel when I have to. And as for my sword—(please put it on)—it’s just a shabby Provant rapier, and I bet he’s got a fancy Toledo. He even has a servant, and I think it’s that drunken thug Lambourne! on the horse that people say—(I really need you to put it on)—he used during that major robbery of the west country grazier. It’s not that I’m scared of Varney or Lambourne in a good cause—(your horse will go even faster if you push him)—but even so—(please don’t let him break into a gallop, or they’ll see we’re afraid and chase us—just keep him at a steady trot)—but still, while I’m not afraid of them, I’d prefer to get rid of them by strategy rather than by force. If we can reach the group ahead of us, we can join them and go unnoticed, unless Varney really is chasing us, in which case, may his luck be bad!”
While he thus spoke, he alternately urged and restrained his horse, desirous to maintain the fleetest pace that was consistent with the idea of an ordinary journey on the road, but to avoid such rapidity of movement as might give rise to suspicion that they were flying.
While he spoke, he urged and held back his horse, wanting to keep the fastest pace possible for a normal trip on the road, but wanting to avoid going so fast that it would make them seem like they were fleeing.
At such a pace they ascended the gentle hill we have mentioned, and looking from the top, had the pleasure to see that the party which had left Donnington before them were in the little valley or bottom on the other side, where the road was traversed by a rivulet, beside which was a cottage or two. In this place they seemed to have made a pause, which gave Wayland the hope of joining them, and becoming a part of their company, ere Varney should overtake them. He was the more anxious, as his companion, though she made no complaints, and expressed no fear, began to look so deadly pale that he was afraid she might drop from her horse. Notwithstanding this symptom of decaying strength, she pushed on her palfrey so briskly that they joined the party in the bottom of the valley ere Varney appeared on the top of the gentle eminence which they had descended.
At that speed, they climbed the gentle hill we mentioned, and from the top, they were pleased to see that the group that had left Donnington before them was in the small valley on the other side, where the road ran alongside a stream with a cottage or two nearby. It looked like they had paused there, which gave Wayland hope of catching up with them and joining their group before Varney could catch up. He was particularly anxious because, although his companion didn’t complain or show any fear, she was looking so pale that he worried she might fall off her horse. Despite this sign of fading strength, she urged her horse forward so energetically that they reached the group in the valley just before Varney appeared at the top of the gentle hill they had come down.
They found the company to which they meant to associate themselves in great disorder. The women with dishevelled locks, and looks of great importance, ran in and out of one of the cottages, and the men stood around holding the horses, and looking silly enough, as is usual in cases where their assistance is not wanted.
They discovered the company they intended to join was in complete chaos. The women with messy hair and serious expressions rushed in and out of one of the cottages, while the men stood around holding the horses, looking rather foolish, which is typical in situations where their help isn't needed.
Wayland and his charge paused, as if out of curiosity, and then gradually, without making any inquiries, or being asked any questions, they mingled with the group, as if they had always made part of it.
Wayland and his companion stopped, as if out of curiosity, and then slowly, without asking any questions or being questioned, they blended in with the group, as if they had always been a part of it.
They had not stood there above five minutes, anxiously keeping as much to the side of the road as possible, so as to place the other travellers betwixt them and Varney, when Lord Leicester's master of the horse, followed by Lambourne, came riding fiercely down the hill, their horses' flanks and the rowels of their spurs showing bloody tokens of the rate at which they travelled. The appearance of the stationary group around the cottages, wearing their buckram suits in order to protect their masking dresses, having their light cart for transporting their scenery, and carrying various fantastic properties in their hands for the more easy conveyance, let the riders at once into the character and purpose of the company.
They had only been standing there for about five minutes, trying to stay as far to the side of the road as possible, to keep the other travelers between them and Varney, when Lord Leicester's master of the horse, followed by Lambourne, came charging down the hill. Their horses were covered in sweat and blood from their spurs, showing just how fast they were going. The sight of the group gathered around the cottages, dressed in their protective buckram suits to safeguard their disguises, with a light cart for transporting their set pieces, and carrying various quirky props for easier transport, quickly revealed to the riders who this group was and what they were up to.
“You are revellers,” said Varney, “designing for Kenilworth?”
“You're partygoers,” said Varney, “planning for Kenilworth?”
“RECTE QUIDEM, DOMINE SPECTATISSIME,” answered one of the party.
“RIGHTLY SO, MOST DISTINGUISHED SIR,” responded one of the group.
“And why the devil stand you here?” said Varney, “when your utmost dispatch will but bring you to Kenilworth in time? The Queen dines at Warwick to-morrow, and you loiter here, ye knaves.”
“And why the hell are you standing here?” said Varney, “when your best effort will only get you to Kenilworth on time? The Queen is dining at Warwick tomorrow, and you’re just wasting time, you fools.”
“In very truth, sir,” said a little, diminutive urchin, wearing a vizard with a couple of sprouting horns of an elegant scarlet hue, having, moreover, a black serge jerkin drawn close to his body by lacing, garnished with red stockings, and shoes so shaped as to resemble cloven feet—“in very truth, sir, and you are in the right on't. It is my father the Devil, who, being taken in labour, has delayed our present purpose, by increasing our company with an imp too many.”
“In truth, sir,” said a small, diminutive boy, wearing a mask with a couple of elegant red horns, and dressed in a tight black jacket secured with laces, paired with red stockings and shoes shaped like cloven feet—“in truth, sir, you are right about that. It’s my father the Devil, who, being preoccupied, has delayed our current plans by bringing along one more imp than necessary.”
“The devil he has!” answered Varney, whose laugh, however, never exceeded a sarcastic smile.
“The devil he has!” replied Varney, though his laugh was nothing more than a sarcastic smile.
“It is even as the juvenal hath said,” added the masker who spoke first; “Our major devil—for this is but our minor one—is even now at LUCINA, FER OPEM, within that very TUGURIUM.”
“It’s just as the young one has said,” added the first speaker in the mask; “Our main devil—for this is just our minor one—is right now at LUCINA, FER OPEM, within that very TUGURIUM.”
“By Saint George, or rather by the Dragon, who may be a kinsman of the fiend in the straw, a most comical chance!” said Varney. “How sayest thou, Lambourne, wilt thou stand godfather for the nonce? If the devil were to choose a gossip, I know no one more fit for the office.”
“By Saint George, or maybe by the Dragon, who could be related to the devil in the straw, what a funny situation!” said Varney. “What do you say, Lambourne, will you be the godfather for this occasion? If the devil were to pick a companion, I can’t think of anyone better suited for the job.”
“Saving always when my betters are in presence,” said Lambourne, with the civil impudence of a servant who knows his services to be so indispensable that his jest will be permitted to pass muster.
“Saving always when my superiors are around,” said Lambourne, with the polite audacity of a servant who knows his services are so essential that his joke will be accepted.
“And what is the name of this devil, or devil's dam, who has timed her turns so strangely?” said Varney. “We can ill afford to spare any of our actors.”
“And what is the name of this devil, or devil's servant, who has timed her turns so oddly?” said Varney. “We can hardly afford to lose any of our actors.”
“GAUDET NOMINE SIBYLLAE,” said the first speaker; “she is called Sibyl Laneham, wife of Master Robert Laneham—”
“GAUDET NOMINE SIBYLLAE,” said the first speaker; “she is called Sibyl Laneham, wife of Master Robert Laneham—”
“Clerk to the Council-chamber door,” said Varney; “why, she is inexcusable, having had experience how to have ordered her matters better. But who were those, a man and a woman, I think, who rode so hastily up the hill before me even now? Do they belong to your company?”
“Clerk to the Council-chamber door,” said Varney; “well, she has no excuse, especially since she knows how to manage her affairs better. But who were those two, a man and a woman, I believe, who hurried up the hill ahead of me just now? Are they part of your group?”
Wayland was about to hazard a reply to this alarming inquiry, when the little diablotin again thrust in his oar.
Wayland was about to take a chance and respond to this troubling question when the little imp jumped in again.
“So please you,” he said, coming close up to Varney, and speaking so as not to be overheard by his companions, “the man was our devil major, who has tricks enough to supply the lack of a hundred such as Dame Laneham; and the woman, if you please, is the sage person whose assistance is most particularly necessary to our distressed comrade.”
“So, if you don’t mind,” he said, stepping closer to Varney and speaking quietly so his companions couldn’t overhear, “the man was our major troublemaker, who has enough tricks up his sleeve to replace a hundred like Dame Laneham; and the woman, if you don’t mind me saying, is the clever person whose help is especially needed for our troubled friend.”
“Oh, what! you have got the wise woman, then?” said Varney. “Why, truly, she rode like one bound to a place where she was needed. And you have a spare limb of Satan, besides, to supply the place of Mistress Laneham?”
“Oh, really! You’ve got the wise woman, then?” said Varney. “Well, she rode like someone on a mission. And you’ve got a spare devil in the mix to take Mistress Laneham's place?”
“Ay, sir,” said the boy; “they are not so scarce in this world as your honour's virtuous eminence would suppose. This master-fiend shall spit a few flashes of fire, and eruct a volume or two of smoke on the spot, if it will do you pleasure—you would think he had AEtna in his abdomen.”
“Yeah, sir,” said the boy; “they're not as rare in this world as you might think. This master fiend will shoot out a few flames and puff up a volume or two of smoke right here if it pleases you—you’d think he had Aetna in his stomach.”
“I lack time just now, most hopeful imp of darkness, to witness his performance,” said Varney; “but here is something for you all to drink the lucky hour—and so, as the play says, 'God be with Your labour!'”
“I don't have time right now, most hopeful imp of darkness, to see his performance,” said Varney; “but here’s something for all of you to drink to the lucky hour—and so, as the play says, 'God be with your work!'”
Thus speaking, he struck his horse with the spurs, and rode on his way.
Thus speaking, he spurred his horse and rode on.
Lambourne tarried a moment or two behind his master, and rummaged his pouch for a piece of silver, which he bestowed on the communicative imp, as he said, for his encouragement on his path to the infernal regions, some sparks of whose fire, he said, he could discover flashing from him already. Then having received the boy's thanks for his generosity he also spurred his horse, and rode after his master as fast as the fire flashes from flint.
Lambourne paused for a moment behind his master and searched his pouch for a silver coin, which he handed to the chatty boy, saying it was for his encouragement on his journey to the underworld, claiming he could already see some sparks of its fire flashing from him. After receiving the boy's thanks for his generosity, he also kicked his horse into action and rode after his master as quickly as a spark flies from flint.
“And now,” said the wily imp, sidling close up to Wayland's horse, and cutting a gambol in the air which seemed to vindicate his title to relationship with the prince of that element, “I have told them who YOU are, do you in return tell me who I am?”
“And now,” said the clever little creature, moving up close to Wayland's horse and making a playful leap in the air that seemed to prove his connection to the prince of that realm, “I’ve told them who YOU are, so why don’t you tell me who I am?”
“Either Flibbertigibbet,” answered Wayland Smith, “or else an imp of the devil in good earnest.”
“Either Flibbertigibbet,” replied Wayland Smith, “or a genuine imp of the devil.”
“Thou hast hit it,” answered Dickie Sludge. “I am thine own Flibbertigibbet, man; and I have broken forth of bounds, along with my learned preceptor, as I told thee I would do, whether he would or not. But what lady hast thou got with thee? I saw thou wert at fault the first question was asked, and so I drew up for thy assistance. But I must know all who she is, dear Wayland.”
“You've got it,” replied Dickie Sludge. “I’m your own Flibbertigibbet, my friend, and I’ve broken free just like I said I would, with my wise teacher, whether he liked it or not. But who is the lady with you? I noticed you were struggling when the first question was asked, so I stepped in to help you. But I need to know who she is, dear Wayland.”
“Thou shalt know fifty finer things, my dear ingle,” said Wayland; “but a truce to thine inquiries just now. And since you are bound for Kenilworth, thither will I too, even for the love of thy sweet face and waggish company.”
“You're going to know fifty better things, my dear,” said Wayland; “but let's put a pause on your questions for now. And since you're headed to Kenilworth, I’ll go there too, just for the love of your sweet face and playful company.”
“Thou shouldst have said my waggish face and sweet company,” said Dickie; “but how wilt thou travel with us—I mean in what character?”
“You should have said my playful face and sweet company,” said Dickie; “but how will you travel with us—I mean in what role?”
“E'en in that thou hast assigned me, to be sure—as a juggler; thou knowest I am used to the craft,” answered Wayland.
“Even in what you've assigned me, for sure—as a juggler; you know I'm skilled in the craft,” answered Wayland.
“Ay, but the lady?” answered Flibbertigibbet. “Credit me, I think she IS one and thou art in a sea of troubles about her at this moment, as I can perceive by thy fidgeting.”
“Yeah, but what about the lady?” Flibbertigibbet replied. “Trust me, I think she IS one, and you're in a world of trouble with her right now, as I can tell by your fidgeting.”
“Oh, she, man!—she is a poor sister of mine,” said Wayland; “she can sing and play o' the lute would win the fish out o' the stream.”
“Oh, she, man!—she is a poor sister of mine,” said Wayland; “she can sing and play the lute so well it would catch fish out of the stream.”
“Let me hear her instantly,” said the boy, “I love the lute rarely; I love it of all things, though I never heard it.”
“Let me hear her right now,” said the boy, “I love the lute more than anything; I love it above all things, even though I’ve never heard it.”
“Then how canst thou love it, Flibbertigibbet?” said Wayland.
"Then how can you love it, Flibbertigibbet?" said Wayland.
“As knights love ladies in old tales,” answered Dickie—“on hearsay.”
“As knights love ladies in old stories,” replied Dickie—“from what I've heard.”
“Then love it on hearsay a little longer, till my sister is recovered from the fatigue of her journey,” said Wayland; muttering afterwards betwixt his teeth, “The devil take the imp's curiosity! I must keep fair weather with him, or we shall fare the worse.”
“Then let’s enjoy it through gossip a little longer, until my sister feels better after her trip,” said Wayland; muttering under his breath afterwards, “The devil take the kid's curiosity! I need to stay on good terms with him, or we’ll be in trouble.”
He then proceeded to state to Master Holiday his own talents as a juggler, with those of his sister as a musician. Some proof of his dexterity was demanded, which he gave in such a style of excellence, that, delighted at obtaining such an accession to their party, they readily acquiesced in the apology which he offered when a display of his sister's talents was required. The new-comers were invited to partake of the refreshments with which the party were provided; and it was with some difficulty that Wayland Smith obtained an opportunity of being apart with his supposed sister during the meal, of which interval he availed himself to entreat her to forget for the present both her rank and her sorrows, and condescend, as the most probable chance of remaining concealed, to mix in the society of those with whom she was to travel.
He then went on to tell Master Holiday about his skills as a juggler, along with his sister's abilities as a musician. They requested some proof of his talent, which he showcased so impressively that, excited to have such a talented addition to their group, they easily accepted his excuse when it was time for a display of his sister's skills. The newcomers were invited to join in the refreshments the group had prepared; and it was challenging for Wayland Smith to find a moment alone with his supposed sister during the meal. During that time, he urged her to temporarily put aside her status and her sadness, and to join in with the people she would be traveling with as a way to stay hidden.
The Countess allowed the necessity of the case, and when they resumed their journey, endeavoured to comply with her guide's advice, by addressing herself to a female near her, and expressing her concern for the woman whom they were thus obliged to leave behind them.
The Countess accepted the situation, and when they continued their journey, she tried to follow her guide's advice by speaking to a woman nearby and sharing her concern for the person they had to leave behind.
“Oh, she is well attended, madam,” replied the dame whom she addressed, who, from her jolly and laughter-loving demeanour, might have been the very emblem of the Wife of Bath; “and my gossip Laneham thinks as little of these matters as any one. By the ninth day, an the revels last so long, we shall have her with us at Kenilworth, even if she should travel with her bantling on her back.”
“Oh, she gets a lot of attention, ma'am,” replied the woman she was talking to, who, with her cheerful and playful nature, could have been the perfect example of the Wife of Bath; “and my friend Laneham cares as little about these things as anyone. By the ninth day, if the festivities continue this long, we’ll have her with us at Kenilworth, even if she has to carry her baby on her back.”
There was something in this speech which took away all desire on the Countess of Leicester's part to continue the conversation. But having broken the charm by speaking to her fellow-traveller first, the good dame, who was to play Rare Gillian of Croydon in one of the interludes, took care that silence did not again settle on the journey, but entertained her mute companion with a thousand anecdotes of revels, from the days of King Harry downwards, with the reception given them by the great folk, and all the names of those who played the principal characters; but ever concluding with “they would be nothing to the princely pleasures of Kenilworth.”
There was something in this speech that made the Countess of Leicester lose all interest in continuing the conversation. However, after breaking the spell by speaking to her travel companion first, the kind lady, who was set to play Rare Gillian of Croydon in one of the interludes, made sure that silence didn’t fall over the journey again. She entertained her quiet companion with countless stories of festivities from the time of King Henry onward, sharing how they were received by the nobility and all the names of those who played the main roles; but she always ended with, “they wouldn’t compare to the magnificent pleasures of Kenilworth.”
“And when shall we reach Kenilworth? said the Countess, with an agitation which she in vain attempted to conceal.
“And when will we get to Kenilworth?” asked the Countess, trying unsuccessfully to hide her agitation.
“We that have horses may, with late riding, get to Warwick to-night, and Kenilworth may be distant some four or five miles. But then we must wait till the foot-people come up; although it is like my good Lord of Leicester will have horses or light carriages to meet them, and bring them up without being travel-toiled, which last is no good preparation, as you may suppose, for dancing before your betters. And yet, Lord help me, I have seen the day I would have tramped five leagues of lea-land, and turned on my toe the whole evening after, as a juggler spins a pewter platter on the point of a needle. But age has clawed me somewhat in his clutch, as the song says; though, if I like the tune and like my partner, I'll dance the hays yet with any merry lass in Warwickshire that writes that unhappy figure four with a round O after it.”
“We who have horses can ride to Warwick tonight, and Kenilworth is about four or five miles away. But we’ll have to wait until the foot soldiers catch up; although it seems my good Lord of Leicester will have horses or light carriages ready to meet them, so they won’t be worn out by the journey, which isn’t a great way to prepare for dancing in front of your betters. And yet, God help me, there was a time I would have walked five leagues across open land and danced all evening like a juggler spinning a pewter plate on the tip of a needle. But age has taken its toll on me, as the song goes; still, if I like the song and my partner, I’ll dance the hays with any cheerful girl in Warwickshire who signs her name with that unfortunate figure four and a round O after it.”
If the Countess was overwhelmed with the garrulity of this good dame, Wayland Smith, on his part, had enough to do to sustain and parry the constant attacks made upon him by the indefatigable curiosity of his old acquaintance Richard Sludge. Nature had given that arch youngster a prying cast of disposition, which matched admirably with his sharp wit; the former inducing him to plant himself as a spy on other people's affairs, and the latter quality leading him perpetually to interfere, after he had made himself master of that which concerned him not. He spent the livelong day in attempting to peer under the Countess's muffler, and apparently what he could there discern greatly sharpened his curiosity.
If the Countess was overwhelmed by the constant chatter of this good woman, Wayland Smith, for his part, had his hands full trying to handle the relentless questions from his old friend Richard Sludge. Nature had given that clever kid a nosy personality that perfectly complemented his sharp wit; the former made him a spy on other people's lives, while the latter drove him to meddle, even after he had learned all about things that weren't his business. He spent the entire day trying to peek under the Countess's shawl, and it seemed like whatever he managed to see only made him more curious.
“That sister of thine, Wayland,” he said, “has a fair neck to have been born in a smithy, and a pretty taper hand to have been used for twirling a spindle—faith, I'll believe in your relationship when the crow's egg is hatched into a cygnet.”
“Your sister, Wayland,” he said, “has a beautiful neck for someone born in a blacksmith’s shop, and a lovely slender hand for someone who’s been spinning thread—honestly, I'll accept your relationship when a crow's egg turns into a swan.”
“Go to,” said Wayland, “thou art a prating boy, and should be breeched for thine assurance.”
“Come on,” said Wayland, “you’re just a talkative kid and should be grounded for your confidence.”
“Well,” said the imp, drawing off, “all I say is—remember you have kept a secret from me, and if I give thee not a Roland for thine Oliver, my name is not Dickon Sludge!”
“Well,” said the imp, pulling back, “all I’m saying is—remember you’ve kept a secret from me, and if I don’t give you a Roland for your Oliver, then my name isn’t Dickon Sludge!”
This threat, and the distance at which Hobgoblin kept from him for the rest of the way, alarmed Wayland very much, and he suggested to his pretended sister that, on pretext of weariness, she should express a desire to stop two or three miles short of the fair town of Warwick, promising to rejoin the troop in the morning. A small village inn afforded them a resting-place, and it was with secret pleasure that Wayland saw the whole party, including Dickon, pass on, after a courteous farewell, and leave them behind.
This threat, along with the distance Hobgoblin kept from him for the rest of the journey, worried Wayland a lot. He suggested to his fake sister that, under the pretense of being tired, she should say she wanted to stop two or three miles before the fair town of Warwick, promising to catch up with the group in the morning. A small village inn provided them a place to rest, and Wayland felt a hidden sense of satisfaction as he watched the entire party, including Dickon, move on after a polite goodbye and leave them behind.
“To-morrow, madam,” he said to his charge, “we will, with your leave, again start early, and reach Kenilworth before the rout which are to assemble there.”
“Tomorrow, ma'am,” he said to his charge, “if it's all right with you, we'll start early again and get to Kenilworth before the crowd gathers there.”
The Countess gave assent to the proposal of her faithful guide; but, somewhat to his surprise, said nothing further on the subject, which left Wayland under the disagreeable uncertainty whether or no she had formed any plan for her own future proceedings, as he knew her situation demanded circumspection, although he was but imperfectly acquainted with all its peculiarities. Concluding, however, that she must have friends within the castle, whose advice and assistance she could safely trust, he supposed his task would be best accomplished by conducting her thither in safety, agreeably to her repeated commands.
The Countess agreed to the suggestion from her loyal guide; however, to his surprise, she didn’t say anything more about it. This left Wayland feeling uneasy about whether she had a plan for her future actions, since he understood her situation required careful consideration, even though he didn’t fully grasp all its details. Still, he figured she must have friends in the castle that she could trust for advice and help, so he believed the best way to fulfill her repeated requests was to safely lead her there.
CHAPTER XXV.
Hark, the bells summon, and the bugle calls,
But she the fairest answers not—the tide
Of nobles and of ladies throngs the halls,
But she the loveliest must in secret hide.
What eyes were thine, proud Prince, which in the gleam
Of yon gay meteors lost that better sense,
That o'er the glow-worm doth the star esteem,
And merit's modest blush o'er courtly insolence?
—THE GLASS SLIPPER.
Listen, the bells are ringing, and the bugle is calling,
But she, the most beautiful, doesn't respond—the crowd
Of nobles and ladies fills the halls,
But she, the most lovely, must hide in secret.
What kind of eyes did you have, proud Prince, that in the shine
Of those bright lights lost that better understanding,
That values the glow-worm over the star,
And sees merit's humble blush over courtly arrogance?
—THE GLASS SLIPPER.
The unfortunate Countess of Leicester had, from her infancy upwards, been treated by those around her with indulgence as unbounded as injudicious. The natural sweetness of her disposition had saved her from becoming insolent and ill-humoured; but the caprice which preferred the handsome and insinuating Leicester before Tressilian, of whose high honour and unalterable affection she herself entertained so firm an opinion—that fatal error, which ruined the happiness of her life, had its origin in the mistaken kindness; that had spared her childhood the painful but most necessary lesson of submission and self-command. From the same indulgence it followed that she had only been accustomed to form and to express her wishes, leaving to others the task of fulfilling them; and thus, at the most momentous period of her life, she was alike destitute of presence of mind, and of ability to form for herself any reasonable or prudent plan of conduct.
The unfortunate Countess of Leicester had been treated with limitless but misguided indulgence since her childhood. The natural sweetness of her personality kept her from becoming rude and moody; however, her whimsical attraction to the charming and smooth-talking Leicester over Tressilian—whom she believed to be honorable and steadfast in his affection—was a critical mistake that ruined her happiness. This mistake stemmed from the misguided kindness that had protected her childhood from the painful but essential lessons of submission and self-control. Because of this same indulgence, she had only been used to expressing her wishes, leaving it to others to make them happen. Therefore, at the most crucial time in her life, she lacked both the presence of mind and the ability to come up with any reasonable or sensible plan of action.
These difficulties pressed on the unfortunate lady with overwhelming force on the morning which seemed to be the crisis of her fate. Overlooking every intermediate consideration, she had only desired to be at Kenilworth, and to approach her husband's presence; and now, when she was in the vicinity of both, a thousand considerations arose at once upon her mind, startling her with accumulated doubts and dangers, some real, some imaginary, and all exalted and exaggerated by a situation alike helpless and destitute of aid and counsel.
These difficulties weighed heavily on the unfortunate woman on the morning that felt like the turning point of her life. Ignoring everything else, she had simply wanted to be at Kenilworth and be close to her husband; yet now, when she was near both, a flood of thoughts overwhelmed her, filling her with a mix of real and imaginary doubts and dangers, all intensified by her helpless and unsupported situation.
A sleepless night rendered her so weak in the morning that she was altogether unable to attend Wayland's early summons. The trusty guide became extremely distressed on the lady's account, and somewhat alarmed on his own, and was on the point of going alone to Kenilworth, in the hope of discovering Tressilian, and intimating to him the lady's approach, when about nine in the morning he was summoned to attend her. He found her dressed, and ready for resuming her journey, but with a paleness of countenance which alarmed him for her health. She intimated her desire that the horses might be got instantly ready, and resisted with impatience her guide's request that she would take some refreshment before setting forward. “I have had,” she said, “a cup of water—the wretch who is dragged to execution needs no stronger cordial, and that may serve me which suffices for him. Do as I command you.” Wayland Smith still hesitated. “What would you have?” said she. “Have I not spoken plainly?”
A sleepless night left her so weak in the morning that she couldn’t attend Wayland's early call. The loyal guide became very worried about her and a bit anxious for himself as well, and he was about to go to Kenilworth alone, hoping to find Tressilian and let him know the lady was on her way, when around nine in the morning, he was called to attend her. He found her dressed and ready to continue her journey, but the paleness of her face made him concerned for her health. She expressed her wish for the horses to be prepared immediately and impatiently resisted her guide’s request to have something to eat before they set off. “I’ve had,” she said, “a cup of water—the wretch who is taken to execution needs no stronger drink, and that will do for me just like it does for him. Do as I say.” Wayland Smith still hesitated. “What do you want?” she asked. “Have I not been clear?”
“Yes, madam,” answered Wayland; “but may I ask what is your further purpose? I only wish to know, that I may guide myself by your wishes. The whole country is afloat, and streaming towards the Castle of Kenilworth. It will be difficult travelling thither, even if we had the necessary passports for safe-conduct and free admittance; unknown and unfriended, we may come by mishap. Your ladyship will forgive my speaking my poor mind—were we not better try to find out the maskers, and again join ourselves with them?” The Countess shook her head, and her guide proceeded, “Then I see but one other remedy.”
“Yes, ma'am,” Wayland replied. “But could you tell me what your plan is? I just want to know so I can follow your wishes. Everyone in the country is on their way to the Castle of Kenilworth. It will be tough to get there, even if we had the right passes for safe travel and entry; being unknown and alone, we might run into trouble. I hope you don’t mind me saying this, but wouldn’t it be better for us to find the maskers and reconnect with them?” The Countess shook her head, and her guide continued, “Then I see only one other option.”
“Speak out, then,” said the lady, not displeased, perhaps, that he should thus offer the advice which she was ashamed to ask; “I believe thee faithful—what wouldst thou counsel?”
“Go ahead and speak,” said the lady, perhaps somewhat pleased that he offered the advice she was embarrassed to request; “I trust you—what do you recommend?”
“That I should warn Master Tressilian,” said Wayland, “that you are in this place. I am right certain he would get to horse with a few of Lord Sussex's followers, and ensure your personal safety.”
"That I should let Master Tressilian know," said Wayland, "that you are here. I’m sure he would gather a few of Lord Sussex's followers and make sure you're safe."
“And is it to ME you advise,” said the Countess, “to put myself under the protection of Sussex, the unworthy rival of the noble Leicester?” Then, seeing the surprise with which Wayland stared upon her, and afraid of having too strongly intimated her interest in Leicester, she added, “And for Tressilian, it must not be—mention not to him, I charge you, my unhappy name; it would but double MY misfortunes, and involve HIM in dangers beyond the power of rescue.” She paused; but when she observed that Wayland continued to look on her with that anxious and uncertain gaze which indicated a doubt whether her brain was settled, she assumed an air of composure, and added, “Do thou but guide me to Kenilworth Castle, good fellow, and thy task is ended, since I will then judge what further is to be done. Thou hast yet been true to me—here is something that will make thee rich amends.”
“And you think I should,” said the Countess, “put myself under the protection of Sussex, the unworthy rival of the noble Leicester?” Then, seeing the surprise on Wayland’s face and worried she had revealed too much about her feelings for Leicester, she added, “And as for Tressilian, you must not—do not mention my unfortunate name to him; it would only worsen my misfortunes and put him in dangers he couldn’t escape.” She paused, but when she noticed Wayland was still looking at her with that anxious and uncertain expression, as if wondering if she was mentally stable, she took on a calm demeanor and continued, “Just guide me to Kenilworth Castle, good fellow, and your task is done, as I will then decide what else needs to be done. You have been faithful to me—here’s something that will make it up to you.”
She offered the artist a ring containing a valuable stone. Wayland looked at it, hesitated a moment, and then returned it. “Not,” he said, “that I am above your kindness, madam, being but a poor fellow, who have been forced, God help me! to live by worse shifts than the bounty of such a person as you. But, as my old master the farrier used to say to his customers, 'No cure, no pay.' We are not yet in Kenilworth Castle, and it is time enough to discharge your guide, as they say, when you take your boots off. I trust in God your ladyship is as well assured of fitting reception when you arrive, as you may hold yourself certain of my best endeavours to conduct you thither safely. I go to get the horses; meantime, let me pray you once more, as your poor physician as well as guide, to take some sustenance.”
She offered the artist a ring with a valuable stone. Wayland looked at it, hesitated for a moment, and then handed it back. “Not that I don’t appreciate your kindness, madam, being just a poor guy who has had to survive on worse things than the generosity of someone like you. But, as my old boss the farrier used to tell his clients, 'No cure, no pay.' We’re not at Kenilworth Castle yet, and it’s best to settle up with your guide when you take off your boots. I trust your ladyship is confident you’ll be welcomed properly upon arrival, just as you can be certain of my best efforts to get you there safely. I’m going to get the horses; in the meantime, please, as your humble physician and guide, consider having something to eat.”
“I will—I will,” said the lady hastily. “Begone, begone instantly!—It is in vain I assume audacity,” said she, when he left the room; “even this poor groom sees through my affectation of courage, and fathoms the very ground of my fears.”
“I will—I will,” the lady said quickly. “Leave, leave right now!—It’s useless for me to pretend to be brave,” she said when he left the room; “even this poor groom can see through my act of courage and understands the real depth of my fears.”
She then attempted to follow her guide's advice by taking some food, but was compelled to desist, as the effort to swallow even a single morsel gave her so much uneasiness as amounted well-nigh to suffocation. A moment afterwards the horses appeared at the latticed window. The lady mounted, and found that relief from the free air and change of place which is frequently experienced in similar circumstances.
She then tried to follow her guide's advice by eating something, but she had to stop because the effort to swallow even a small bite made her feel so uncomfortable it was almost suffocating. Moments later, the horses showed up at the window. The lady got on, and felt the relief that comes from fresh air and a change of scenery, which is often felt in similar situations.
It chanced well for the Countess's purpose that Wayland Smith, whose previous wandering and unsettled life had made him acquainted with almost all England, was intimate with all the byroads, as well as direct communications, through the beautiful county of Warwick. For such and so great was the throng which flocked in all directions towards Kenilworth, to see the entry of Elizabeth into that splendid mansion of her prime favourite, that the principal roads were actually blocked up and interrupted, and it was only by circuitous by-paths that the travellers could proceed on their journey.
It worked out well for the Countess that Wayland Smith, whose previous wanderings had made him familiar with almost all of England, knew all the backroads, as well as the main routes, through the beautiful county of Warwick. The crowd was so large, flocking in all directions towards Kenilworth to witness Elizabeth's arrival at her favorite's magnificent home, that the main roads were actually blocked and interrupted, and travelers could only continue their journey by taking winding back paths.
The Queen's purveyors had been abroad, sweeping the farms and villages of those articles usually exacted during a royal Progress, and for which the owners were afterwards to obtain a tardy payment from the Board of Green Cloth. The Earl of Leicester's household officers had been scouring the country for the same purpose; and many of his friends and allies, both near and remote, took this opportunity of ingratiating themselves by sending large quantities of provisions and delicacies of all kinds, with game in huge numbers, and whole tuns of the best liquors, foreign and domestic. Thus the highroads were filled with droves of bullocks, sheep, calves, and hogs, and choked with loaded wains, whose axle-trees cracked under their burdens of wine-casks and hogsheads of ale, and huge hampers of grocery goods, and slaughtered game, and salted provisions, and sacks of flour. Perpetual stoppages took place as these wains became entangled; and their rude drivers, swearing and brawling till their wild passions were fully raised, began to debate precedence with their wagon-whips and quarterstaves, which occasional riots were usually quieted by a purveyor, deputy-marshal's man, or some other person in authority, breaking the heads of both parties.
The Queen's suppliers had been out in the countryside, gathering the goods usually demanded during a royal visit, for which the owners would receive delayed payment from the Board of Green Cloth. The household staff of the Earl of Leicester had been searching the area for the same reason, and many of his friends and allies, both close and far away, took this chance to win favor by sending large amounts of food and treats of all kinds, along with a huge supply of game and barrels of the best drinks, both imported and local. As a result, the main roads were filled with herds of cattle, sheep, calves, and pigs, and jammed with loaded carts, whose axles groaned under the weight of wine barrels, kegs of beer, large baskets of groceries, slaughtered game, salted meat, and sacks of flour. There were constant traffic jams as these carts got stuck; their rough drivers, shouting and fighting until their tempers flared, began to argue over who had the right of way with their whips and sticks. These occasional brawls were typically calmed by a supplier, a deputy marshal, or someone else in charge, who would break up the fights.
Here were, besides, players and mummers, jugglers and showmen, of every description, traversing in joyous bands the paths which led to the Palace of Princely Pleasure; for so the travelling minstrels had termed Kenilworth in the songs which already had come forth in anticipation of the revels which were there expected. In the midst of this motley show, mendicants were exhibiting their real or pretended miseries, forming a strange though common contrast betwixt the vanities and the sorrows of human existence. All these floated along with the immense tide of population whom mere curiosity had drawn together; and where the mechanic, in his leathern apron, elbowed the dink and dainty dame, his city mistress; where clowns, with hobnailed shoes, were treading on the kibes of substantial burghers and gentlemen of worship; and where Joan of the dairy, with robust pace, and red, sturdy arms, rowed her way onward, amongst those prim and pretty moppets whose sires were knights and squires.
Here were, besides, performers and actors, jugglers and showmen of every kind, joyfully traveling together along the paths leading to the Palace of Princely Pleasure, as the traveling minstrels had called Kenilworth in the songs that had already come out in anticipation of the festivities expected there. In the midst of this colorful spectacle, beggars were showcasing their real or feigned miseries, creating a strange yet common contrast between the vanities and sorrows of human life. All of these flowed along with the massive crowd that mere curiosity had gathered; where a mechanic in his leather apron bumped into the fancy and delicate lady, his city mistress; where clowns with heavy shoes trod on the feet of substantial city folk and respected gentlemen; and where Joan the dairymaid, with a strong stride and sturdy red arms, made her way through those prim and pretty children whose fathers were knights and squires.
The throng and confusion was, however, of a gay and cheerful character. All came forth to see and to enjoy, and all laughed at the trifling inconveniences which at another time might have chafed their temper. Excepting the occasional brawls which we have mentioned among that irritable race the carmen, the mingled sounds which arose from the multitude were those of light-hearted mirth and tiptoe jollity. The musicians preluded on their instruments—the minstrels hummed their songs—the licensed jester whooped betwixt mirth and madness, as he brandished his bauble—the morrice-dancers jangled their bells—the rustics hallooed and whistled—men laughed loud, and maidens giggled shrill; while many a broad jest flew like a shuttlecock from one party, to be caught in the air and returned from the opposite side of the road by another, at which it was aimed.
The crowd was lively and cheerful. Everyone came out to see and enjoy, laughing off the little inconveniences that might have annoyed them at another time. Aside from the occasional fights among the hot-tempered carmen, the sounds from the crowd were filled with light-hearted laughter and joy. The musicians played their instruments, the singers hummed their tunes, the licensed jester danced between humor and madness while waving his prop, the morris dancers jingled their bells, and the villagers shouted and whistled. Men laughed loudly, and women giggled high-pitched; many a playful joke zipped back and forth like a shuttlecock, caught in mid-air and sent back by another group across the road.
No infliction can be so distressing to a mind absorbed in melancholy, as being plunged into a scene of mirth and revelry, forming an accompaniment so dissonant from its own feelings. Yet, in the case of the Countess of Leicester, the noise and tumult of this giddy scene distracted her thoughts, and rendered her this sad service, that it became impossible for her to brood on her own misery, or to form terrible anticipations of her approaching fate. She travelled on like one in a dream, following implicitly the guidance of Wayland, who, with great address, now threaded his way through the general throng of passengers, now stood still until a favourable opportunity occurred of again moving forward, and frequently turning altogether out of the direct road, followed some circuitous bypath, which brought them into the highway again, after having given them the opportunity of traversing a considerable way with greater ease and rapidity.
No experience can be as upsetting to a mind consumed by sadness as being thrown into a lively scene of joy and celebration, which feels so out of sync with its own emotions. However, for the Countess of Leicester, the noise and chaos of this wild setting distracted her thoughts, serving her well by making it impossible for her to dwell on her own misery or to think about her looming fate with dread. She moved along as if in a dream, blindly following Wayland’s lead, who skillfully navigated through the crowd of people, sometimes pausing until a good moment arose to move on, and often taking detours off the main path that eventually led them back to the highway after allowing them to cover some ground more easily and quickly.
It was thus he avoided Warwick, within whose Castle (that fairest monument of ancient and chivalrous splendour which yet remains uninjured by time) Elizabeth had passed the previous night, and where she was to tarry until past noon, at that time the general hour of dinner throughout England, after which repast she was to proceed to Kenilworth, In the meanwhile, each passing group had something to say in the Sovereign's praise, though not absolutely without the usual mixture of satire which qualifies more or less our estimate of our neighbours, especially if they chance to be also our betters.
He thus avoided Warwick, where Elizabeth had spent the previous night in the Castle (the most beautiful reminder of ancient and chivalrous glory that still stands unharmed by time), and where she would stay until after noon, the typical lunchtime across England. After that meal, she was set to head to Kenilworth. Meanwhile, every group that passed by had something to say in praise of the Sovereign, though it was never completely free of the usual touch of sarcasm that colors our views of our neighbors, especially if they also happen to be our superiors.
“Heard you,” said one, “how graciously she spoke to Master Bailiff and the Recorder, and to good Master Griffin the preacher, as they kneeled down at her coach-window?”
“Heard you,” said one, “how graciously she spoke to Master Bailiff and the Recorder, and to good Master Griffin the preacher, as they knelt down at her carriage window?”
“Ay, and how she said to little Aglionby, 'Master Recorder, men would have persuaded me that you were afraid of me, but truly I think, so well did you reckon up to me the virtues of a sovereign, that I have more reason to be afraid of you.' and then with what grace she took the fair-wrought purse with the twenty gold sovereigns, seeming as though she would not willingly handle it, and yet taking it withal.”
“Ay, and how she said to little Aglionby, 'Master Recorder, people would have tried to convince me that you were scared of me, but honestly, I think I have more reason to be afraid of you, since you listed the qualities of a ruler so well.' And then with such grace, she took the beautifully crafted purse with the twenty gold sovereigns, seeming as if she didn't want to touch it, yet still taking it.”
“Ay, ay,” said another, “her fingers closed on it pretty willingly methought, when all was done; and methought, too, she weighed them for a second in her hand, as she would say, I hope they be avoirdupois.”
“Ay, ay,” said another, “her fingers grabbed it pretty eagerly, I thought, when everything was over; and I also thought she weighed them in her hand for a moment, as if she was saying, I hope they’re actual weight.”
“She needed not, neighbour,” said a third; “it is only when the corporation pay the accounts of a poor handicraft like me, that they put him off with clipped coin. Well, there is a God above all—little Master Recorder, since that is the word, will be greater now than ever.”
“She doesn’t need to, neighbor,” said a third; “it’s only when the corporation pays the bills of a poor craftsman like me that they shortchange him with less money. Well, there’s a God above all—little Master Recorder, since that’s the word, will be more important now than ever.”
“Come, good neighbour,” said the first speaker “be not envious. She is a good Queen, and a generous; she gave the purse to the Earl of Leicester.”
“Come, good neighbor,” said the first speaker. “Don’t be jealous. She’s a good Queen and very generous; she gave the purse to the Earl of Leicester.”
“I envious?—beshrew thy heart for the word!” replied the handicraft. “But she will give all to the Earl of Leicester anon, methinks.”
“I envious?—curse your heart for saying that!” replied the craftsman. “But she will give everything to the Earl of Leicester soon, I think.”
“You are turning ill, lady,” said Wayland Smith to the Countess of Leicester, and proposed that she should draw off from the road, and halt till she recovered. But, subduing her feelings at this and different speeches to the same purpose, which caught her ear as they passed on, she insisted that her guide should proceed to Kenilworth with all the haste which the numerous impediments of their journey permitted. Meanwhile, Wayland's anxiety at her repeated fits of indisposition, and her obvious distraction of mind, was hourly increasing, and he became extremely desirous that, according to her reiterated requests, she should be safely introduced into the Castle, where, he doubted not, she was secure of a kind reception, though she seemed unwilling to reveal on whom she reposed her hopes.
“You're looking ill, my lady,” said Wayland Smith to the Countess of Leicester, suggesting that she step off the road and rest until she felt better. However, pushing her feelings aside despite his words and others like them that she heard as they continued on, she insisted that her guide hurry to Kenilworth as fast as the many obstacles of their journey allowed. Meanwhile, Wayland's worry about her recurring bouts of illness and her clear distraction was growing by the hour, and he became very eager that, in line with her repeated wishes, she should be safely brought into the Castle, where he was sure she would receive a warm welcome, even though she seemed reluctant to share who she was relying on.
“An I were once rid of this peril,” thought he, “and if any man shall find me playing squire of the body to a damosel-errant, he shall have leave to beat my brains out with my own sledge-hammer!”
“Once I get rid of this danger,” he thought, “if anyone sees me acting as a squire for a lady on a quest, they can beat my brains out with my own sledgehammer!”
At length the princely Castle appeared, upon improving which, and the domains around, the Earl of Leicester had, it is said, expended sixty thousand pounds sterling, a sum equal to half a million of our present money.
At last, the magnificent castle came into view, and it is said that the Earl of Leicester spent sixty thousand pounds, which is about half a million of today's money, on improving it and the surrounding lands.
The outer wall of this splendid and gigantic structure enclosed seven acres, a part of which was occupied by extensive stables, and by a pleasure garden, with its trim arbours and parterres, and the rest formed the large base-court or outer yard of the noble Castle. The lordly structure itself, which rose near the centre of this spacious enclosure, was composed of a huge pile of magnificent castellated buildings, apparently of different ages, surrounding an inner court, and bearing in the names attached to each portion of the magnificent mass, and in the armorial bearings which were there blazoned, the emblems of mighty chiefs who had long passed away, and whose history, could Ambition have lent ear to it, might have read a lesson to the haughty favourite who had now acquired and was augmenting the fair domain. A large and massive Keep, which formed the citadel of the Castle, was of uncertain though great antiquity. It bore the name of Caesar, perhaps from its resemblance to that in the Tower of London so called. Some antiquaries ascribe its foundation to the time of Kenelph, from whom the Castle had its name, a Saxon King of Mercia, and others to an early era after the Norman Conquest. On the exterior walls frowned the scutcheon of the Clintons, by whom they were founded in the reign of Henry I.; and of the yet more redoubted Simon de Montfort, by whom, during the Barons' wars, Kenilworth was long held out against Henry III. Here Mortimer, Earl of March, famous alike for his rise and his fall, had once gaily revelled in Kenilworth, while his dethroned sovereign, Edward II., languished in its dungeons. Old John of Gaunt, “time-honoured Lancaster,” had widely extended the Castle, erecting that noble and massive pile which yet bears the name of Lancaster's Buildings; and Leicester himself had outdone the former possessors, princely and powerful as they were, by erecting another immense structure, which now lies crushed under its own ruins, the monument of its owner's ambition. The external wall of this royal Castle was, on the south and west sides, adorned and defended by a lake partly artificial, across which Leicester had constructed a stately bridge, that Elizabeth might enter the Castle by a path hitherto untrodden, instead of the usual entrance to the northward, over which he had erected a gatehouse or barbican, which still exists, and is equal in extent, and superior in architecture, to the baronial castle of many a northern chief.
The outer wall of this impressive and massive structure enclosed seven acres, part of which housed extensive stables and a pleasure garden, complete with neat arbors and flowerbeds. The rest made up the large base court or outer yard of the noble Castle. The grand building itself, which rose near the center of this spacious area, consisted of a huge collection of stunning castle-like buildings from different eras, surrounding an inner courtyard. The names attached to each section of this magnificent complex and the coats of arms displayed told the stories of powerful chiefs who had long since faded from history, and whose tales could serve as a lesson to the proud favorite who had now gained and was expanding this beautiful estate. A large, solid Keep, which served as the castle's stronghold, was of uncertain but significant age. It bore the name of Caesar, possibly due to its resemblance to the Tower of London’s structure of the same name. Some historians trace its origins back to the time of Kenelph, a Saxon King of Mercia after whom the Castle was named, while others suggest it was built shortly after the Norman Conquest. The exterior walls displayed the emblem of the Clintons, who founded it during the reign of Henry I, and that of the notable Simon de Montfort, who, during the Barons' Wars, held Kenilworth against Henry III for an extended period. Here, Mortimer, Earl of March, known for both his rise and his fall, once joyfully celebrated in Kenilworth, while his dethroned king, Edward II, suffered in its dungeons. Old John of Gaunt, "time-honored Lancaster," greatly expanded the Castle, constructing a noble and massive building that still carries the name of Lancaster's Buildings. Leicester himself surpassed the earlier lords, as princely and powerful as they were, by building another enormous structure, which now lies in ruins, a testament to its owner’s ambition. The exterior wall of this royal Castle was, on the south and west sides, enhanced and protected by a partially artificial lake, across which Leicester built a grand bridge so that Elizabeth could enter the Castle via a previously unused path, rather than the usual entrance to the north, over which he constructed a gatehouse or barbican that still stands today, equal in size and superior in design to the baronial castle of many a northern lord.
Beyond the lake lay an extensive chase, full of red deer, fallow deer, roes, and every species of game, and abounding with lofty trees, from amongst which the extended front and massive towers of the Castle were seen to rise in majesty and beauty. We cannot but add, that of this lordly palace, where princes feasted and heroes fought, now in the bloody earnest of storm and siege, and now in the games of chivalry, where beauty dealt the prize which valour won, all is now desolate. The bed of the lake is but a rushy swamp; and the massive ruins of the Castle only serve to show what their splendour once was, and to impress on the musing visitor the transitory value of human possessions, and the happiness of those who enjoy a humble lot in virtuous contentment.
Beyond the lake was a vast hunting ground, filled with red deer, fallow deer, roe deer, and all kinds of game, surrounded by tall trees, from which the grand facade and towering structures of the Castle could be seen rising majestically. We must mention that this grand palace, where nobles dined and heroes battled, once filled with the intense drama of war and siege, and joyful tournaments where beauty awarded prizes to valor, is now utterly abandoned. The lake's bed is just a marshy swamp, and the crumbling ruins of the Castle only highlight what its glory once was and remind the reflective visitor of the fleeting nature of human possessions and the true happiness of those who find contentment in a simple, virtuous life.
It was with far different feelings that the unfortunate Countess of Leicester viewed those grey and massive towers, when she first beheld them rise above the embowering and richly-shaded woods, over which they seemed to preside. She, the undoubted wife of the great Earl, of Elizabeth's minion, and England's mighty favourite, was approaching the presence of her husband, and that husband's sovereign, under the protection, rather than the guidance, of a poor juggler; and though unquestioned Mistress of that proud Castle, whose lightest word ought to have had force sufficient to make its gates leap from their massive hinges to receive her, yet she could not conceal from herself the difficulty and peril which she must experience in gaining admission into her own halls.
The unfortunate Countess of Leicester felt very differently as she looked at those grey, massive towers for the first time, rising above the lush, shaded woods they seemed to oversee. She, the undisputed wife of the great Earl—one of Elizabeth's favorites and a powerful figure in England—was approaching the presence of her husband and his sovereign with the protection of a struggling juggler, rather than proper guidance. Despite being the unquestioned Mistress of that grand Castle, where even her slightest command should have made the gates swing open to welcome her, she couldn't hide from herself the challenges and dangers she would face in getting into her own home.
The risk and difficulty, indeed, seemed to increase every moment, and at length threatened altogether to put a stop to her further progress at the great gate leading to a broad and fair road, which, traversing the breadth of the chase for the space of two miles, and commanding several most beautiful views of the Castle and lake, terminated at the newly constructed bridge, to which it was an appendage, and which was destined to form the Queen's approach to the Castle on that memorable occasion.
The risk and difficulty seemed to grow with every moment, and eventually, it threatened to completely halt her progress at the large gate leading to a wide and beautiful road. This road, stretching across the expanse of the hunt for two miles and offering several stunning views of the Castle and lake, ended at the newly built bridge, which was meant to be part of the Queen's approach to the Castle on that significant occasion.
Here the Countess and Wayland found the gate at the end of this avenue, which opened on the Warwick road, guarded by a body of the Queen's mounted yeomen of the guard, armed in corselets richly carved and gilded, and wearing morions instead of bonnets, having their carabines resting with the butt-end on their thighs. These guards, distinguished for strength and stature, who did duty wherever the Queen went in person, were here stationed under the direction of a pursuivant, graced with the Bear and Ragged Staff on his arm, as belonging to the Earl of Leicester, and peremptorily refused all admittance, excepting to such as were guests invited to the festival, or persons who were to perform some part in the mirthful exhibitions which were proposed.
Here, the Countess and Wayland came to the gate at the end of the avenue, which opened onto the Warwick Road. It was guarded by a group of the Queen's mounted yeomen, dressed in beautifully designed and gilded armor, wearing helmets instead of hats, with their rifles resting on their thighs. These guards, known for their strength and size, were assigned wherever the Queen appeared in person and were stationed here under a herald, marked with the Bear and Ragged Staff on his arm, representing the Earl of Leicester. They firmly denied entrance to anyone who wasn’t an invited guest for the festival or those participating in the planned festivities.
The press was of consequence great around the entrance, and persons of all kinds presented every sort of plea for admittance; to which the guards turned an inexorable ear, pleading, in return to fair words, and even to fair offers, the strictness of their orders, founded on the Queen's well-known dislike to the rude pressing of a multitude. With those whom such reasons did not serve they dealt more rudely, repelling them without ceremony by the pressure of their powerful, barbed horses, and good round blows from the stock of their carabines. These last manoeuvres produced undulations amongst the crowd, which rendered Wayland much afraid that he might perforce be separated from his charge in the throng. Neither did he know what excuse to make in order to obtain admittance, and he was debating the matter in his head with great uncertainty, when the Earl's pursuivant, having cast an eye upon him, exclaimed, to his no small surprise, “Yeomen, make room for the fellow in the orange-tawny cloak.—Come forward, Sir Coxcomb, and make haste. What, in the fiend's name, has kept you waiting? Come forward with your bale of woman's gear.”
The crowd was quite significant at the entrance, and people of all kinds were making all sorts of pleas to get in; the guards, however, were unyielding, responding to polite requests and even kind offers with the strictness of their orders, based on the Queen's well-known dislike for the rude press of a multitude. For those whom that reasoning didn’t satisfy, they dealt more harshly, pushing them back without ceremony using the force of their powerful, barbed horses, and delivering solid blows with the stocks of their rifles. These actions caused ripples through the crowd, making Wayland very anxious that he might be forcibly separated from his charge in the chaos. He also had no idea what excuse to use to gain entry, and he was trying to figure it out in his head with great uncertainty when the Earl's attendant, having spotted him, shouted, much to his surprise, “Yeomen, make way for the guy in the orange-tawny cloak. Step forward, Sir Coxcomb, and hurry it up. What, in the devil's name, has kept you waiting? Come forward with your load of women's stuff.”
While the pursuivant gave Wayland this pressing yet uncourteous invitation, which, for a minute or two, he could not imagine was applied to him, the yeomen speedily made a free passage for him, while, only cautioning his companion to keep the muffler close around her face, he entered the gate leading her palfrey, but with such a drooping crest, and such a look of conscious fear and anxiety, that the crowd, not greatly pleased at any rate with the preference bestowed upon them, accompanied their admission with hooting and a loud laugh of derision.
While the messenger gave Wayland this urgent but rude invitation, which for a moment he couldn't believe was directed at him, the guards quickly made way for him. Only advising his companion to keep her scarf tightly around her face, he entered through the gate leading her horse, but with such a downcast demeanor and an expression of noticeable fear and worry that the crowd, not particularly happy with the attention they were receiving, responded with jeers and loud, mocking laughter.
Admitted thus within the chase, though with no very flattering notice or distinction, Wayland and his charge rode forward, musing what difficulties it would be next their lot to encounter, through the broad avenue, which was sentinelled on either side by a long line of retainers, armed with swords, and partisans richly dressed in the Earl of Leicester's liveries, and bearing his cognizance of the Bear and Ragged Staff, each placed within three paces of each other, so as to line the whole road from the entrance into the park to the bridge. And, indeed, when the lady obtained the first commanding view of the Castle, with its stately towers rising from within a long, sweeping line of outward walls, ornamented with battlements and turrets and platforms at every point of defence, with many a banner streaming from its walls, and such a bustle of gay crests and waving plumes disposed on the terraces and battlements, and all the gay and gorgeous scene, her heart, unaccustomed to such splendour, sank as if it died within her, and for a moment she asked herself what she had offered up to Leicester to deserve to become the partner of this princely splendour. But her pride and generous spirit resisted the whisper which bade her despair.
Admitted into the hunt, though not with much recognition or distinction, Wayland and his companion rode ahead, wondering what challenges they would face next, down the wide path that was flanked on either side by a long line of attendants, armed with swords and richly dressed in the Earl of Leicester's livery, displaying his emblem of the Bear and Ragged Staff, spaced just three paces apart, lining the entire route from the park entrance to the bridge. Indeed, when the lady caught her first clear view of the Castle, with its impressive towers rising from a sweeping line of outer walls adorned with battlements, turrets, and defensive platforms, numerous banners fluttering from its walls, and the lively display of colorful crests and waving plumes on the terraces and battlements, all part of the vibrant and lavish scene, her heart, unaccustomed to such grandeur, felt like it sank within her, and for a moment she wondered what she had given up to Leicester to deserve being part of this royal magnificence. But her pride and generous spirit pushed back against the thought that urged her to despair.
“I have given him,” she said, “all that woman has to give. Name and fame, heart and hand, have I given the lord of all this magnificence at the altar, and England's Queen could give him no more. He is my husband—I am his wife—whom God hath joined, man cannot sunder. I will be bold in claiming my right; even the bolder, that I come thus unexpected, and thus forlorn. I know my noble Dudley well! He will be something impatient at my disobeying him, but Amy will weep, and Dudley will forgive her.”
“I’ve given him,” she said, “everything a woman can give. Name and fame, heart and hand, I’ve given to the lord of all this magnificence at the altar, and England’s Queen could give him no more. He is my husband—I am his wife—what God has joined, man cannot separate. I will be bold in claiming my right; even bolder, since I come here unexpectedly and feeling abandoned. I know my noble Dudley well! He will be a bit impatient with my disobedience, but Amy will cry, and Dudley will forgive her.”
These meditations were interrupted by a cry of surprise from her guide Wayland, who suddenly felt himself grasped firmly round the body by a pair of long, thin black arms, belonging to some one who had dropped himself out of an oak tree upon the croup of his horse, amidst the shouts of laughter which burst from the sentinels.
These quiet moments were broken by a surprised shout from her guide Wayland, who suddenly found himself tightly wrapped in a pair of long, thin black arms. Someone had dropped down from an oak tree onto the back of his horse, amidst the laughter of the sentinels.
“This must be the devil, or Flibbertigibbet again!” said Wayland, after a vain struggle to disengage himself, and unhorse the urchin who clung to him; “do Kenilworth oaks bear such acorns?”
“This has to be the devil or that Flibbertigibbet again!” said Wayland, after trying in vain to get free and shake off the kid who was hanging on to him; “do the Kenilworth oaks drop acorns like this?”
“In sooth do they, Master Wayland,” said his unexpected adjunct, “and many others, too hard for you to crack, for as old as you are, without my teaching you. How would you have passed the pursuivant at the upper gate yonder, had not I warned him our principal juggler was to follow us? And here have I waited for you, having clambered up into the tree from the top of the wain; and I suppose they are all mad for want of me by this time.”
“In truth they do, Master Wayland,” said his unexpected companion, “and many others that would be too difficult for you to figure out, even with my guidance. How would you have gotten past the pursuivant at the upper gate over there, if I hadn't warned him that our main juggler was coming after us? And here I’ve been waiting for you, having climbed up into the tree from the top of the cart; I imagine they’re all going crazy without me by now.”
“Nay, then, thou art a limb of the devil in good earnest,” said Wayland. “I give thee way, good imp, and will walk by thy counsel; only, as thou art powerful be merciful.”
“Nah, then, you really are a devil’s minion,” Wayland said. “I’ll follow your lead, good imp, and walk with your guidance; just, since you’re powerful, be merciful.”
As he spoke, they approached a strong tower, at the south extremity of the long bridge we have mentioned, which served to protect the outer gateway of the Castle of Kenilworth.
As he spoke, they came closer to a sturdy tower at the southern end of the long bridge we mentioned, which was there to guard the outer gate of Kenilworth Castle.
Under such disastrous circumstances, and in such singular company, did the unfortunate Countess of Leicester approach, for the first time, the magnificent abode of her almost princely husband.
Under such disastrous circumstances, and in such unique company, the unfortunate Countess of Leicester approached, for the first time, the magnificent home of her almost princely husband.
CHAPTER XXVI.
SNUG. Have you the lion's part written? pray, if it be, give
it me, for I am slow of study.
QUINCE. You may do it extempore, for it is nothing but roaring.
—MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM.
SNUG. Do you have the lion's part written? Please, if you do, give it to me because I'm not quick to learn.
QUINCE. You can do it on the spot, because it’s just roaring.
—MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM.
When the Countess of Leicester arrived at the outer gate of the Castle of Kenilworth, she found the tower, beneath which its ample portal arch opened, guarded in a singular manner. Upon the battlements were placed gigantic warders, with clubs, battle-axes, and other implements of ancient warfare, designed to represent the soldiers of King Arthur; those primitive Britons, by whom, according to romantic tradition, the Castle had been first tenanted, though history carried back its antiquity only to the times of the Heptarchy.
When the Countess of Leicester showed up at the outer gate of Kenilworth Castle, she noticed the tower, right below the large archway, was guarded in a unique way. On the battlements stood huge sentinels wielding clubs, battle-axes, and other old weapons, meant to symbolize the soldiers of King Arthur. According to romantic legend, these early Britons were the first to occupy the Castle, although history traces its origins back only to the era of the Heptarchy.
Some of these tremendous figures were real men, dressed up with vizards and buskins; others were mere pageants composed of pasteboard and buckram, which, viewed from beneath, and mingled with those that were real, formed a sufficiently striking representation of what was intended. But the gigantic porter who waited at the gate beneath, and actually discharged the duties of warder, owed none of his terrors to fictitious means. He was a man whose huge stature, thews, sinews, and bulk in proportion, would have enabled him to enact Colbrand, Ascapart, or any other giant of romance, without raising himself nearer to heaven even by the altitude of a chopin. The legs and knees of this son of Anak were bare, as were his arms from a span below the shoulder; but his feet were defended with sandals, fastened with cross straps of scarlet leather studded with brazen knobs. A close jerkin of scarlet velvet looped with gold, with short breeches of the same, covered his body and a part of his limbs; and he wore on his shoulders, instead of a cloak, the skin of a black bear. The head of this formidable person was uncovered, except by his shaggy, black hair, which descended on either side around features of that huge, lumpish, and heavy cast which are often annexed to men of very uncommon size, and which, notwithstanding some distinguished exceptions, have created a general prejudice against giants, as being a dull and sullen kind of persons. This tremendous warder was appropriately armed with a heavy club spiked with steel. In fine, he represented excellently one of those giants of popular romance, who figure in every fairy tale or legend of knight-errantry.
Some of these impressive figures were real men, dressed up with masks and elaborate costumes; others were just props made of cardboard and fabric, which, when seen from below and mixed with the real ones, created a striking image of what was meant to be portrayed. But the massive guard waiting at the gate below, who actually performed the duties of a watchman, drew none of his intimidation from trickery. He was a man whose enormous size, strength, and bulk would have allowed him to play Colbrand, Ascapart, or any other giant from stories without needing to stand on anything to seem taller. His legs and knees were bare, as were his arms from a span below the shoulder; but his feet were protected by sandals secured with crisscross straps of red leather studded with brass knobs. A tight red velvet jacket trimmed with gold, along with matching short pants, covered his body and part of his limbs; instead of a cloak, he wore the skin of a black bear over his shoulders. His head was exposed except for his shaggy black hair, which framed his large, heavy features—characteristics often seen in very tall men that, despite some notable exceptions, have led to a common stereotype of giants as dull and gloomy individuals. This intimidating guardian was suitably armed with a heavy, spiked club. In short, he perfectly embodied one of those giants from popular stories that appear in every fairy tale or chivalric legend.
The demeanour of this modern Titan, when Wayland Smith bent his attention to him, had in it something arguing much mental embarrassment and vexation; for sometimes he sat down for an instant on a massive stone bench, which seemed placed for his accommodation beside the gateway, and then ever and anon he started up, scratching his huge head, and striding to and fro on his post, like one under a fit of impatience and anxiety. It was while the porter was pacing before the gate in this agitated manner, that Wayland, modestly, yet as a matter of course (not, however, without some mental misgiving), was about to pass him, and enter the portal arch. The porter, however, stopped his progress, bidding him, in a thundering voice, “Stand back!” and enforcing his injunction by heaving up his steel-shod mace, and dashing it on the ground before Wayland's horse's nose with such vehemence that the pavement flashed fire, and the archway rang to the clamour. Wayland, availing himself of Dickie's hints, began to state that he belonged to a band of performers to which his presence was indispensable, that he had been accidentally detained behind, and much to the same purpose. But the warder was inexorable, and kept muttering and murmuring something betwixt his teeth, which Wayland could make little of; and addressing betwixt whiles a refusal of admittance, couched in language which was but too intelligible. A specimen of his speech might run thus:—“What, how now, my masters?” (to himself)—“Here's a stir—here's a coil.”—(Then to Wayland)—“You are a loitering knave, and shall have no entrance.”—(Again to himself)—“Here's a throng—here's a thrusting.—I shall ne'er get through with it—Here's a—humph—ha.”—(To Wayland)—“Back from the gate, or I'll break the pate of thee.”—(Once more to himself)—“Here's a—no—I shall never get through it.”
The demeanor of this modern giant, when Wayland Smith focused on him, showed a lot of mental discomfort and frustration; sometimes he would sit down for a moment on a large stone bench that seemed to be there for his convenience right by the gate, but then he would jump up, scratching his huge head and pacing back and forth like someone who was really impatient and anxious. While the porter was anxiously walking back and forth in front of the gate, Wayland, somewhat shyly but naturally (not without some nagging doubt), was about to go past him and enter the archway. However, the porter stopped him, commanding in a booming voice, “Stand back!” and emphasized his order by raising his steel mace and slamming it down on the ground right in front of Wayland's horse with such force that the pavement sparked, and the archway echoed with noise. Taking advantage of Dickie's suggestions, Wayland began to explain that he was part of a troop of performers, that his presence was essential, and that he had been accidentally delayed, saying things of that nature. But the guard was unmoved, muttering something under his breath that Wayland could barely understand, while periodically refusing him entry in a way that was painfully clear. A sample of his speech might go like this: —“What, what's this all about?” (to himself) —“There's a commotion—there's a bother.” —(Then to Wayland) —“You're a slacking fool, and you won’t get in.” —(Again to himself) —“What a crowd—what a push. I’ll never get through this—What a—humph—ha.” —(To Wayland) —“Get away from the gate, or I’ll knock your head off.” —(Once more to himself) —“This is—no—I’m never going to get through this.”
“Stand still,” whispered Flibbertigibbet into Wayland's ear, “I know where the shoe pinches, and will tame him in an instant.”
“Stay put,” whispered Flibbertigibbet into Wayland's ear, “I know where it hurts, and I can handle him right away.”
He dropped down from the horse, and skipping up to the porter, plucked him by the tail of the bearskin, so as to induce him to decline his huge head, and whispered something in his ear. Not at the command of the lord of some Eastern talisman did ever Afrite change his horrid frown into a look of smooth submission more suddenly than the gigantic porter of Kenilworth relaxed the terrors of his looks at the instant Flibbertigibbet's whisper reached his ears. He flung his club upon the ground, and caught up Dickie Sludge, raising him to such a distance from the earth as might have proved perilous had he chanced to let him slip.
He got down from the horse and skipped over to the porter, tugging at the tail of the bearskin to get him to lower his huge head. He whispered something in his ear. Not even a powerful lord commanding some Eastern spirit could change an angry face into one of calm submission as quickly as the huge porter of Kenilworth relaxed his intimidating expression the moment Flibbertigibbet's whisper reached him. He dropped his club to the ground and picked up Dickie Sludge, lifting him high enough off the ground that it could have been dangerous if he happened to drop him.
“It is even so,” he said, with a thundering sound of exultation—“it is even so, my little dandieprat. But who the devil could teach it thee?”
“It’s exactly that way,” he said, with a booming voice of joy—“it’s exactly that way, my little dandieprat. But who on earth could teach you that?”
“Do not thou care about that,” said Flibbertigibbet—“but—” he looked at Wayland and the lady, and then sunk what he had to say in a whisper, which needed not be a loud one, as the giant held him for his convenience close to his ear. The porter then gave Dickie a warm caress, and set him on the ground with the same care which a careful housewife uses in replacing a cracked china cup upon her mantelpiece, calling out at the same time to Wayland and the lady, “In with you—in with you! and take heed how you come too late another day when I chance to be porter.”
“Don’t worry about that,” said Flibbertigibbet—“but—” he glanced at Wayland and the lady, then leaned in to whisper, which didn’t need to be loud since the giant was holding him close to his ear for convenience. The porter then gave Dickie a warm hug and set him down gently, just like a careful housewife would replace a cracked china cup on her mantelpiece, while calling out to Wayland and the lady, “Hurry up—hurry up! And watch out not to be late another day when I happen to be the porter.”
“Ay, ay, in with you,” added Flibbertigibbet; “I must stay a short space with mine honest Philistine, my Goliath of Gath here; but I will be with you anon, and at the bottom of all your secrets, were they as deep and dark as the Castle dungeon.”
“Ay, ay, come on in,” added Flibbertigibbet; “I need to stay a little while with my honest Philistine, my Goliath of Gath here; but I’ll be with you soon, and I’ll uncover all your secrets, even if they’re as deep and dark as the castle dungeon.”
“I do believe thou wouldst,” said Wayland; “but I trust the secret will be soon out of my keeping, and then I shall care the less whether thou or any one knows it.”
“I do believe you would,” said Wayland; “but I hope the secret will be out of my hands soon, and then I won’t care whether you or anyone else knows it.”
They now crossed the entrance tower, which obtained the name of the Gallery-tower, from the following circumstance: The whole bridge, extending from the entrance to another tower on the opposite side of the lake, called Mortimer's Tower, was so disposed as to make a spacious tilt-yard, about one hundred and thirty yards in length, and ten in breadth, strewed with the finest sand, and defended on either side by strong and high palisades. The broad and fair gallery, destined for the ladies who were to witness the feats of chivalry presented on this area, was erected on the northern side of the outer tower, to which it gave name. Our travellers passed slowly along the bridge or tilt-yard, and arrived at Mortimer's Tower, at its farthest extremity, through which the approach led into the outer or base-court of the Castle. Mortimer's Tower bore on its front the scutcheon of the Earl of March, whose daring ambition overthrew the throne of Edward II., and aspired to share his power with the “She-wolf of France,” to whom the unhappy monarch was wedded. The gate, which opened under this ominous memorial, was guarded by many warders in rich liveries; but they offered no opposition to the entrance of the Countess and her guide, who, having passed by license of the principal porter at the Gallery-tower, were not, it may be supposed, liable to interruption from his deputies. They entered accordingly, in silence, the great outward court of the Castle, having then full before them that vast and lordly pile, with all its stately towers, each gate open, as if in sign of unlimited hospitality, and the apartments filled with noble guests of every degree, besides dependants, retainers, domestics of every description, and all the appendages and promoters of mirth and revelry.
They now crossed the entrance tower, known as the Gallery-tower, because of a specific situation: the entire bridge, stretching from the entrance to another tower on the opposite side of the lake called Mortimer's Tower, was designed to create a spacious tilting yard, about one hundred thirty yards long and ten yards wide, covered with fine sand, and protected on both sides by tall, strong fences. The wide and beautiful gallery, meant for the ladies watching the displays of chivalry in this area, was built on the northern side of the outer tower, which gave it its name. Our travelers walked slowly along the bridge or tilting yard and reached Mortimer's Tower at its far end, through which the path led into the outer or base-court of the Castle. Mortimer's Tower displayed the coat of arms of the Earl of March, whose ambitious actions toppled the throne of Edward II and aimed to share his power with the "She-wolf of France," to whom the unfortunate king was married. The gate below this ominous symbol was guarded by several attendants in lavish uniforms; however, they made no objection to the entrance of the Countess and her guide, who, having passed with permission from the main porter at the Gallery-tower, were not likely to be interrupted by his deputies. They entered quietly into the vast outer court of the Castle, where they were presented with the grand and noble structure, with all its impressive towers, each gate wide open as if showing boundless hospitality, and the rooms filled with noble guests of all ranks, along with dependents, retainers, household staff of every kind, and all the elements and supporters of joy and celebration.
Amid this stately and busy scene Wayland halted his horse, and looked upon the lady, as if waiting her commands what was next to be done, since they had safely reached the place of destination. As she remained silent, Wayland, after waiting a minute or two, ventured to ask her, in direct terms, what were her next commands. She raised her hand to her forehead, as if in the act of collecting her thoughts and resolution, while she answered him in a low and suppressed voice, like the murmurs of one who speaks in a dream—“Commands? I may indeed claim right to command, but who is there will obey me!”
Amid this grand and busy scene, Wayland stopped his horse and looked at the lady, as if waiting for her to tell him what to do next now that they had safely arrived at their destination. When she stayed silent, Wayland, after a minute or two, bravely asked her directly what her next orders were. She raised her hand to her forehead, as if trying to gather her thoughts and determination, and responded in a low, hesitant voice, like someone speaking in a dream—“Orders? I may have the right to give orders, but who would actually follow them?”
Then suddenly raising her head, like one who has formed a decisive resolution, she addressed a gaily-dressed domestic, who was crossing the court with importance and bustle in his countenance, “Stop, sir,” she said; “I desire to speak with, the Earl of Leicester.”
Then suddenly lifting her head, like someone who has made a firm decision, she spoke to a brightly dressed servant, who was crossing the courtyard with an air of importance and bustle on his face, “Wait, sir,” she said; “I need to speak with the Earl of Leicester.”
“With whom, an it please you?” said the man, surprised at the demand; and then looking upon the mean equipage of her who used towards him such a tone of authority, he added, with insolence, “Why, what Bess of Bedlam is this would ask to see my lord on such a day as the present?”
“Who do you think you are?” the man said, surprised by the request; and then, noticing the shabby appearance of the woman speaking to him so authoritatively, he added with arrogance, “Who does this crazy woman think she is to ask to see my lord on a day like today?”
“Friend,” said the Countess, “be not insolent—my business with the Earl is most urgent.”
“Friend,” said the Countess, “don't be rude—my matter with the Earl is very urgent.”
“You must get some one else to do it, were it thrice as urgent,” said the fellow. “I should summon my lord from the Queen's royal presence to do YOUR business, should I?—I were like to be thanked with a horse-whip. I marvel our old porter took not measure of such ware with his club, instead of giving them passage; but his brain is addled with getting his speech by heart.”
“You need to get someone else to do it, even if it’s three times as urgent,” the guy said. “Am I supposed to call my lord away from the Queen just to handle YOUR business? I’d probably get a horse-whip for my trouble. I wonder why our old porter didn’t just take care of such people with his club instead of letting them through; his mind is probably messed up from trying to remember his lines.”
Two or three persons stopped, attracted by the fleering way in which the serving-man expressed himself; and Wayland, alarmed both for himself and the lady, hastily addressed himself to one who appeared the most civil, and thrusting a piece of money into his hand, held a moment's counsel with him on the subject of finding a place of temporary retreat for the lady. The person to whom he spoke, being one in some authority, rebuked the others for their incivility, and commanding one fellow to take care of the strangers' horses, he desired them to follow him. The Countess retained presence of mind sufficient to see that it was absolutely necessary she should comply with his request; and leaving the rude lackeys and grooms to crack their brutal jests about light heads, light heels, and so forth, Wayland and she followed in silence the deputy-usher, who undertook to be their conductor.
Two or three people stopped, drawn in by the mocking way the servant spoke; Wayland, worried for both himself and the lady, quickly turned to the one who seemed the most polite. He gave him a piece of money and quickly discussed finding a temporary safe place for the lady. The person he spoke to, who had some authority, scolded the others for their rudeness and ordered one guy to take care of the strangers' horses before asking them to follow him. The Countess kept her composure enough to realize that she had to agree with his request; leaving the rude servants to make their crude jokes about loose morals and so on, Wayland and she silently followed the assistant, who took on the role of their guide.
They entered the inner court of the Castle by the great gateway, which extended betwixt the principal Keep, or Donjon, called Caesar's Tower, and a stately building which passed by the name of King Henry's Lodging, and were thus placed in the centre of the noble pile, which presented on its different fronts magnificent specimens of every species of castellated architecture, from the Conquest to the reign of Elizabeth, with the appropriate style and ornaments of each.
They entered the inner courtyard of the Castle through the grand gateway that stretched between the main Keep, known as Caesar's Tower, and a grand building referred to as King Henry's Lodging, placing them in the heart of the impressive structure. This castle showcased stunning examples of various styles of castle architecture, from the Conquest to the reign of Elizabeth, complete with the fitting designs and decorations of each period.
Across this inner court also they were conducted by their guide to a small but strong tower, occupying the north-east angle of the building, adjacent to the great hall, and filling up a space betwixt the immense range of kitchens and the end of the great hall itself. The lower part of this tower was occupied by some of the household officers of Leicester, owing to its convenient vicinity to the places where their duty lay; but in the upper story, which was reached by a narrow, winding stair, was a small octangular chamber, which, in the great demand for lodgings, had been on the present occasion fitted up for the reception of guests, though generally said to have been used as a place of confinement for some unhappy person who had been there murdered. Tradition called this prisoner Mervyn, and transferred his name to the tower. That it had been used as a prison was not improbable; for the floor of each story was arched, the walls of tremendous thickness, while the space of the chamber did not exceed fifteen feet in diameter. The window, however, was pleasant, though narrow, and commanded a delightful view of what was called the Pleasance; a space of ground enclosed and decorated with arches, trophies, statues, fountains, and other architectural monuments, which formed one access from the Castle itself into the garden. There was a bed in the apartment, and other preparations for the reception of a guest, to which the Countess paid but slight attention, her notice being instantly arrested by the sight of writing materials placed on the table (not very commonly to be found in the bedrooms of those days), which instantly suggested the idea of writing to Leicester, and remaining private until she had received his answer.
Across this inner court, their guide led them to a small but sturdy tower located at the northeast corner of the building, next to the great hall, filling the space between the massive kitchens and the end of the great hall itself. The lower part of this tower was occupied by some of Leicester’s household officers due to its convenience for their duties, but on the upper floor, which was accessed by a narrow, winding staircase, there was a small octagonal chamber. This chamber had been set up for guests due to the high demand for lodging, although it was generally believed to have been used as a place of confinement for an unfortunate individual who had been murdered there. Tradition named this prisoner Mervyn and the tower bore his name. It wasn’t unlikely that it had been used as a prison; the floors of each story were arched, the walls were incredibly thick, and the chamber itself was no more than fifteen feet in diameter. However, the window was pleasant, though narrow, offering a lovely view of what was called the Pleasance—a landscaped area enclosed and adorned with arches, trophies, statues, fountains, and other architectural features that provided access from the Castle into the garden. There was a bed in the room and other arrangements for a guest, but the Countess paid little attention to them, her focus quickly drawn to the sight of writing materials on the table (not commonly found in bedrooms of that time), which immediately sparked the idea of writing to Leicester and staying private until she received his response.
The deputy-usher having introduced them into this commodious apartment, courteously asked Wayland, whose generosity he had experienced, whether he could do anything further for his service. Upon receiving a gentle hint that some refreshment would not be unacceptable, he presently conveyed the smith to the buttery-hatch, where dressed provisions of all sorts were distributed, with hospitable profusion, to all who asked for them. Wayland was readily supplied with some light provisions, such as he thought would best suit the faded appetite of the lady, and did not omit the opportunity of himself making a hasty but hearty meal on more substantial fare. He then returned to the apartment in the turret, where he found the Countess, who had finished her letter to Leicester, and in lieu of a seal and silken thread, had secured it with a braid of her own beautiful tresses, fastened by what is called a true-love knot.
The deputy usher brought them into this spacious room and politely asked Wayland, who had experienced his kindness, if there was anything else he could do for him. After a subtle suggestion that some refreshments would be welcome, he quickly took the smith to the pantry, where a variety of prepared foods were generously offered to anyone who asked for them. Wayland was easily provided with some light snacks that he thought would be best for the lady's weak appetite and didn't miss the chance to quickly have a hearty meal himself. He then returned to the turret room, where he found the Countess, who had finished her letter to Leicester. Instead of using a seal and ribbon, she secured it with a braid of her own beautiful hair, tied with what is known as a true-love knot.
“Good friend,” said she to Wayland, “whom God hath sent to aid me at my utmost need, I do beseech thee, as the last trouble you shall take for an unfortunate lady, to deliver this letter to the noble Earl of Leicester. Be it received as it may,” she said, with features agitated betwixt hope and fear, “thou, good fellow, shalt have no more cumber with me. But I hope the best; and if ever lady made a poor man rich, thou hast surely deserved it at my hand, should my happy days ever come round again. Give it, I pray you, into Lord Leicester's own hand, and mark how he looks on receiving it.”
“Good friend,” she said to Wayland, “whom God has sent to help me in my greatest time of need, I ask you, as the last favor you’ll do for an unfortunate lady, to deliver this letter to the noble Earl of Leicester. No matter how it’s received,” she said, her face showing a mix of hope and fear, “you, good fellow, won’t have to deal with me anymore. But I have hope; and if there’s ever a lady who could make a poor man rich, you surely deserve it from me, if my good fortune ever returns. Please give it directly to Lord Leicester, and pay attention to how he reacts when he gets it.”
Wayland, on his part, readily undertook the commission, but anxiously prayed the lady, in his turn, to partake of some refreshment; in which he at length prevailed, more through importunity and her desire to see him begone on his errand than from any inclination the Countess felt to comply with his request. He then left her, advising her to lock her door on the inside, and not to stir from her little apartment; and went to seek an opportunity of discharging her errand, as well as of carrying into effect a purpose of his own, which circumstances had induced him to form.
Wayland quickly took on the task, but nervously asked the lady to have some refreshments; eventually, he convinced her, mostly because she wanted him to leave for his errand more than from any real desire to comply with his request. He then left her, advising her to lock her door from the inside and not to leave her small room; he went off to look for a chance to complete her mission and to pursue a goal of his own that circumstances had led him to consider.
In fact, from the conduct of the lady during the journey—her long fits of profound silence, the irresolution and uncertainty which seemed to pervade all her movements, and the obvious incapacity of thinking and acting for herself under which she seemed to labour—Wayland had formed the not improbable opinion that the difficulties of her situation had in some degree affected her understanding.
In fact, based on the lady's behavior during the journey—her lengthy periods of deep silence, the hesitation and uncertainty that seemed to surround all her actions, and her clear inability to think and act independently—Wayland had formed the reasonable opinion that the challenges she faced had somewhat impacted her judgment.
When she had escaped from the seclusion of Cumnor Place, and the dangers to which she was there exposed, it would have seemed her most rational course to retire to her father's, or elsewhere at a distance from the power of those by whom these dangers had been created. When, instead of doing so, she demanded to be conveyed to Kenilworth, Wayland had been only able to account for her conduct by supposing that she meant to put herself under the tutelage of Tressilian, and to appeal to the protection of the Queen. But now, instead of following this natural course, she entrusted him with a letter to Leicester, the patron of Varney, and within whose jurisdiction at least, if not under his express authority, all the evils she had already suffered were inflicted upon her. This seemed an unsafe and even a desperate measure, and Wayland felt anxiety for his own safety, as well as that of the lady, should he execute her commission before he had secured the advice and countenance of a protector.
When she had escaped from the isolation of Cumnor Place and the dangers she faced there, it would have seemed logical for her to go to her father's house or somewhere far from those who had caused these threats. Instead of doing that, she insisted on being taken to Kenilworth. Wayland could only explain her actions by assuming she intended to seek guidance from Tressilian and ask for the Queen's protection. But now, rather than following that sensible path, she gave him a letter for Leicester, the supporter of Varney, where at least some of the troubles she had already faced were inflicted upon her, either directly or indirectly. This seemed like a risky and almost desperate move, and Wayland felt worried about his own safety as well as that of the lady if he carried out her request before finding a protector for guidance and support.
He therefore resolved, before delivering the letter to Leicester, that he would seek out Tressilian, and communicate to him the arrival of the lady at Kenilworth, and thus at once rid himself of all further responsibility, and devolve the task of guiding and protecting this unfortunate lady upon the patron who had at first employed him in her service.
He decided that before he handed the letter to Leicester, he would find Tressilian and let him know that the lady had arrived at Kenilworth. This way, he could wipe his hands of any further responsibility and pass the job of guiding and protecting the unfortunate lady over to the patron who had originally hired him to take care of her.
“He will be a better judge than I am,” said Wayland, “whether she is to be gratified in this humour of appeal to my Lord of Leicester, which seems like an act of insanity; and, therefore, I will turn the matter over on his hands, deliver him the letter, receive what they list to give me by way of guerdon, and then show the Castle of Kenilworth a pair of light heels; for, after the work I have been engaged in, it will be, I fear, neither a safe nor wholesome place of residence, and I would rather shoe colts an the coldest common in England than share in their gayest revels.”
“He'll be a better judge than I am,” Wayland said, “whether she should go ahead with this crazy idea of appealing to my Lord of Leicester, which seems like a lunatic move. So I’ll hand the matter over to him, give him the letter, accept whatever they decide to give me as a reward, and then make a quick exit from Kenilworth Castle. After everything I've been through, I worry it won't be safe or pleasant to stay there, and I’d rather deal with wild colts in the coldest field in England than take part in their lively celebrations.”
CHAPTER XXVII.
In my time I have seen a boy do wonders.
Robin, the red tinker, had a boy
Would ha run through a cat-hole. —THE COXCOMB.
In my time, I've seen a boy do amazing things.
Robin, the red tinker, had a boy
Who could have squeezed through a cat-hole. —THE COXCOMB.
Amid the universal bustle which filled the Castle and its environs, it was no easy matter to find out any individual; and Wayland was still less likely to light upon Tressilian, whom he sought so anxiously, because, sensible of the danger of attracting attention in the circumstances in which he was placed, he dared not make general inquiries among the retainers or domestics of Leicester. He learned, however, by indirect questions, that in all probability Tressilian must have been one of a large party of gentlemen in attendance on the Earl of Sussex, who had accompanied their patron that morning to Kenilworth, when Leicester had received them with marks of the most formal respect and distinction. He further learned that both Earls, with their followers, and many other nobles, knights, and gentlemen, had taken horse, and gone towards Warwick several hours since, for the purpose of escorting the Queen to Kenilworth.
Amid the constant activity that filled the Castle and its surroundings, it was not easy to find anyone, and Wayland was even less likely to come across Tressilian, whom he was searching for so anxiously. Aware of the risk of drawing attention in his current situation, he didn’t dare ask around among Leicester's retainers or staff. However, he found out through indirect questions that Tressilian was probably part of a large group of gentlemen attending the Earl of Sussex, who had gone with their patron that morning to Kenilworth, where Leicester had greeted them with the utmost respect and recognition. He also learned that both Earls, along with their followers and many other nobles, knights, and gentlemen, had left several hours earlier to escort the Queen to Kenilworth.
Her Majesty's arrival, like other great events, was delayed from hour to hour; and it was now announced by a breathless post that her Majesty, being detained by her gracious desire to receive the homage of her lieges who had thronged to wait upon her at Warwick, it would be the hour of twilight ere she entered the Castle. The intelligence released for a time those who were upon duty, in the immediate expectation of the Queen's appearance, and ready to play their part in the solemnities with which it was to be accompanied; and Wayland, seeing several horsemen enter the Castle, was not without hopes that Tressilian might be of the number. That he might not lose an opportunity of meeting his patron in the event of this being the case, Wayland placed himself in the base-court of the Castle, near Mortimer's Tower, and watched every one who went or came by the bridge, the extremity of which was protected by that building. Thus stationed, nobody could enter or leave the Castle without his observation, and most anxiously did he study the garb and countenance of every horseman, as, passing from under the opposite Gallery-tower, they paced slowly, or curveted, along the tilt-yard, and approached the entrance of the base-court.
Her Majesty's arrival, like other major events, was delayed from hour to hour; and it was now announced by a breathless messenger that her Majesty, being held up by her kind wish to receive the respect of her subjects who had gathered to wait for her at Warwick, would not arrive at the Castle until twilight. This news temporarily relieved those on duty who were eagerly anticipating the Queen's appearance and ready to play their roles in the ceremonies that would accompany it. Wayland, noticing several horsemen enter the Castle, hoped that Tressilian might be among them. To ensure he wouldn’t miss the chance to meet his patron if that were the case, Wayland positioned himself in the courtyard of the Castle, near Mortimer's Tower, and watched everyone who came and went across the bridge, the end of which was protected by that building. Stationed like this, he could see anyone entering or leaving the Castle, and he carefully studied the outfit and expression of every horseman as they passed under the opposite Gallery-tower, moving slowly or rearing up in the tilt-yard as they approached the entrance of the courtyard.
But while Wayland gazed thus eagerly to discover him whom he saw not, he was pulled by the sleeve by one by whom he himself would not willingly have been seen.
But while Wayland eagerly looked to find the person he couldn't see, someone he wouldn't have wanted to be noticed by pulled at his sleeve.
This was Dickie Sludge, or Flibbertigibbet, who, like the imp whose name he bore, and whom he had been accoutred in order to resemble, seemed to be ever at the ear of those who thought least of him. Whatever were Wayland's internal feelings, he judged it necessary to express pleasure at their unexpected meeting.
This was Dickie Sludge, or Flibbertigibbet, who, like the mischievous spirit he was named after and had dressed up to look like, always seemed to be in the ear of those who thought the least of him. No matter what Wayland was feeling inside, he felt it was necessary to show he was happy about their unexpected meeting.
“Ha! is it thou, my minikin—my miller's thumb—my prince of cacodemons—my little mouse?”
“Ha! Is that you, my tiny friend—my miller's thumb—my prince of demons—my little mouse?”
“Ay,” said Dickie, “the mouse which gnawed asunder the toils, just when the lion who was caught in them began to look wonderfully like an ass.”
“Ay,” said Dickie, “the mouse that chewed through the traps, just when the lion caught in them started to look oddly like a donkey.”
“Why, thou little hop-the-gutter, thou art as sharp as vinegar this afternoon! But tell me, how didst thou come off with yonder jolterheaded giant whom I left thee with? I was afraid he would have stripped thy clothes, and so swallowed thee, as men peel and eat a roasted chestnut.”
“Why, you little gutter rat, you're as sharp as vinegar this afternoon! But tell me, how did you fare with that dim-witted giant I left you with? I was worried he would have stripped you of your clothes and swallowed you whole, like people peel and eat a roasted chestnut.”
“Had he done so,” replied the boy, “he would have had more brains in his guts than ever he had in his noddle. But the giant is a courteous monster, and more grateful than many other folk whom I have helped at a pinch, Master Wayland Smith.”
“Had he done that,” the boy replied, “he would have had more brains in his guts than he ever had in his head. But the giant is a polite monster and more grateful than many other people I’ve helped in a tough spot, Master Wayland Smith.”
“Beshrew me, Flibbertigibbet,” replied Wayland, “but thou art sharper than a Sheffield whittle! I would I knew by what charm you muzzled yonder old bear.”
“Curse me, Flibbertigibbet,” replied Wayland, “but you are sharper than a Sheffield knife! I wish I knew what spell you used to silence that old bear.”
“Ay, that is in your own manner,” answered Dickie; “you think fine speeches will pass muster instead of good-will. However, as to this honest porter, you must know that when we presented ourselves at the gate yonder, his brain was over-burdened with a speech that had been penned for him, and which proved rather an overmatch for his gigantic faculties. Now this same pithy oration had been indited, like sundry others, by my learned magister, Erasmus Holiday, so I had heard it often enough to remember every line. As soon as I heard him blundering and floundering like a fish upon dry land, through the first verse, and perceived him at a stand, I knew where the shoe pinched, and helped him to the next word, when he caught me up in an ecstasy, even as you saw but now. I promised, as the price of your admission, to hide me under his bearish gaberdine, and prompt him in the hour of need. I have just now been getting some food in the Castle, and am about to return to him.”
“Yeah, that’s just how you are,” Dickie replied. “You think fancy speeches will make up for a lack of good intentions. But about this honest porter, you should know that when we showed up at the gate over there, he was overwhelmed by a speech that had been written for him, which was way too much for his huge brain. This same concise speech was written, like many others, by my knowledgeable teacher, Erasmus Holiday, so I’ve heard it enough times to remember every line. As soon as I heard him stumbling and flailing like a fish out of water through the first part, and saw him get stuck, I knew what the problem was and helped him to the next word, and he grabbed onto me in sheer excitement, just like you saw a moment ago. I promised that as the cost of your entry, I would hide under his bulky coat and prompt him when he needed help. I was just getting some food in the Castle and am about to head back to him.”
“That's right—that's right, my dear Dickie,” replied Wayland; “haste thee, for Heaven's sake! else the poor giant will be utterly disconsolate for want of his dwarfish auxiliary. Away with thee, Dickie!”
“That's right—that's right, my dear Dickie,” replied Wayland; “hurry up, for Heaven's sake! Otherwise, the poor giant will be completely lost without his little helper. Go on, Dickie!”
“Ay, ay!” answered the boy—“away with Dickie, when we have got what good of him we can. You will not let me know the story of this lady, then, who is as much sister of thine as I am?”
“Ay, ay!” replied the boy. “Let’s get rid of Dickie as soon as we’ve gotten what we need from him. You’re not going to tell me the story about this lady, who is as much your sister as I am?”
“Why, what good would it do thee, thou silly elf?” said Wayland.
“Why, what good would it do you, you silly elf?” said Wayland.
“Oh, stand ye on these terms?” said the boy. “Well, I care not greatly about the matter—only, I never smell out a secret but I try to be either at the right or the wrong end of it, and so good evening to ye.”
“Oh, are you really set on this?” said the boy. “Well, I don’t care too much about it—just that whenever I catch wind of a secret, I always want to be on the right side or the wrong side of it, so good evening to you.”
“Nay, but, Dickie,” said Wayland, who knew the boy's restless and intriguing disposition too well not to fear his enmity—“stay, my dear Dickie—part not with old friends so shortly! Thou shalt know all I know of the lady one day.”
“Come on, Dickie,” said Wayland, who knew the boy's restless and curious nature too well not to worry about his hostility—“wait, my dear Dickie—don’t part ways with old friends so soon! One day you’ll know everything I do about the lady.”
“Ay!” said Dickie; “and that day may prove a nigh one. Fare thee well, Wayland—I will to my large-limbed friend, who, if he have not so sharp a wit as some folk, is at least more grateful for the service which other folk render him. And so again, good evening to ye.”
“Ay!” said Dickie; “that day might come sooner than we think. Goodbye, Wayland—I’m off to my big friend, who, although he may not be as quick-witted as some people, is definitely more appreciative of the help others give him. So, once more, good evening to you.”
So saying, he cast a somerset through the gateway, and lighting on the bridge, ran with the extraordinary agility which was one of his distinguishing attributes towards the Gallery-tower, and was out of sight in an instant.
So saying, he flipped through the gateway, and landing on the bridge, ran with the incredible agility that was one of his standout traits toward the Gallery tower, and was gone in an instant.
“I would to God I were safe out of this Castle again!” prayed Wayland internally; “for now that this mischievous imp has put his finger in the pie, it cannot but prove a mess fit for the devil's eating. I would to Heaven Master Tressilian would appear!”
“I wish to God I was safely out of this Castle again!” Wayland prayed to himself; “because now that this troublesome little brat has gotten involved, it’s bound to turn into a disaster fit for the devil. I wish Master Tressilian would show up!”
Tressilian, whom he was thus anxiously expecting in one direction, had returned to Kenilworth by another access. It was indeed true, as Wayland had conjectured, that in the earlier part of the day he had accompanied the Earls on their cavalcade towards Warwick, not without hope that he might in that town hear some tidings of his emissary. Being disappointed in this expectation, and observing Varney amongst Leicester's attendants, seeming as if he had some purpose of advancing to and addressing him, he conceived, in the present circumstances, it was wisest to avoid the interview. He, therefore, left the presence-chamber when the High-Sheriff of the county was in the very midst of his dutiful address to her Majesty; and mounting his horse, rode back to Kenilworth by a remote and circuitous road, and entered the Castle by a small sallyport in the western wall, at which he was readily admitted as one of the followers of the Earl of Sussex, towards whom Leicester had commanded the utmost courtesy to be exercised. It was thus that he met not Wayland, who was impatiently watching his arrival, and whom he himself would have been at least equally desirous to see.
Tressilian, who he was eagerly waiting for in one direction, had returned to Kenilworth from another route. It was true, as Wayland had guessed, that earlier in the day he had joined the Earls on their ride toward Warwick, hoping to hear some news about his messenger. When that expectation was unmet, and seeing Varney among Leicester's attendants, looking like he was about to approach him, he thought it was best to avoid the meeting. So, he left the presence chamber while the High Sheriff of the county was in the middle of his respectful speech to her Majesty; then he got on his horse and took a long, winding road back to Kenilworth, entering the Castle through a small side door in the western wall, where he was easily let in as one of the Earl of Sussex's followers, whom Leicester had instructed to be treated with the utmost courtesy. This was how he avoided Wayland, who was impatiently waiting for his arrival and whom he also would have been just as eager to see.
Having delivered his horse to the charge of his attendant, he walked for a space in the Pleasance and in the garden, rather to indulge in comparative solitude his own reflections, than to admire those singular beauties of nature and art which the magnificence of Leicester had there assembled. The greater part of the persons of condition had left the Castle for the present, to form part of the Earl's cavalcade; others, who remained behind, were on the battlements, outer walls, and towers, eager to view the splendid spectacle of the royal entry. The garden, therefore, while every other part of the Castle resounded with the human voice, was silent but for the whispering of the leaves, the emulous warbling of the tenants of a large aviary with their happier companions who remained denizens of the free air, and the plashing of the fountains, which, forced into the air from sculptures of fantastic and grotesque forms, fell down with ceaseless sound into the great basins of Italian marble.
Having handed his horse over to his attendant, he took a stroll in the Pleasance and the garden, more to enjoy his own thoughts in some solitude than to appreciate the remarkable beauty of nature and art that Leicester's grandeur had brought together. Most of the nobility had left the Castle for the moment to join the Earl's procession; others who stayed behind were on the battlements, outer walls, and towers, eager to watch the impressive spectacle of the royal entrance. The garden, therefore, while every other part of the Castle echoed with voices, was quiet except for the rustling of the leaves, the competing songs of the birds in a large aviary and their luckier counterparts who lived freely outside, and the splashing of the fountains, which shot into the air from sculptures of unusual and strange designs, cascading down with a continuous sound into the large basins of Italian marble.
The melancholy thoughts of Tressilian cast a gloomy shade on all the objects with which he was surrounded. He compared the magnificent scenes which he here traversed with the deep woodland and wild moorland which surrounded Lidcote Hall, and the image of Amy Robsart glided like a phantom through every landscape which his imagination summoned up. Nothing is perhaps more dangerous to the future happiness of men of deep thought and retired habits than the entertaining an early, long, and unfortunate attachment. It frequently sinks so deep into the mind that it becomes their dream by night and their vision by day—mixes itself with every source of interest and enjoyment; and when blighted and withered by final disappointment, it seems as if the springs of the heart were dried up along with it. This aching of the heart, this languishing after a shadow which has lost all the gaiety of its colouring, this dwelling on the remembrance of a dream from which we have been long roughly awakened, is the weakness of a gentle and generous heart, and it was that of Tressilian.
The sad thoughts of Tressilian cast a gloomy shadow over everything around him. He compared the beautiful scenes he walked through with the dense woods and wild moors surrounding Lidcote Hall, and the image of Amy Robsart floated like a ghost through every scene his imagination conjured. There’s probably nothing more harmful to the future happiness of deep thinkers and introverts than holding onto a long, unfortunate crush from an early age. It often sinks so deep into the mind that it becomes their night dream and daytime vision—mixing with every source of interest and enjoyment; and when it’s finally crushed and withered by disappointment, it feels like the very springs of the heart have dried up with it. This pain in the heart, this yearning for a shadow that has lost all its brightness, this fixation on the memory of a dream we have been roughly shaken from, is a weakness of a gentle and generous heart, and it was Tressilian's weakness.
He himself at length became sensible of the necessity of forcing other objects upon his mind; and for this purpose he left the Pleasance, in order to mingle with the noisy crowd upon the walls, and view the preparation for the pageants. But as he left the garden, and heard the busy hum, mixed with music and laughter, which floated around him, he felt an uncontrollable reluctance to mix with society whose feelings were in a tone so different from his own, and resolved, instead of doing so, to retire to the chamber assigned him, and employ himself in study until the tolling of the great Castle bell should announce the arrival of Elizabeth.
He eventually realized that he needed to focus on other things, so he left the Pleasance to join the lively crowd on the walls and see the preparations for the events. However, as he exited the garden and heard the bustling noise, mixed with music and laughter, he felt an overwhelming reluctance to engage with people whose feelings were so different from his own. Instead of mingling, he decided to go back to his assigned room and spend his time studying until the big Castle bell rang to announce Elizabeth's arrival.
Tressilian crossed accordingly by the passage betwixt the immense range of kitchens and the great hall, and ascended to the third story of Mervyn's Tower, and applying himself to the door of the small apartment which had been allotted to him, was surprised to find it was locked. He then recollected that the deputy-chamberlain had given him a master-key, advising him, in the present confused state of the Castle, to keep his door as much shut as possible. He applied this key to the lock, the bolt revolved, he entered, and in the same instant saw a female form seated in the apartment, and recognized that form to be, Amy Robsart. His first idea was that a heated imagination had raised the image on which it doted into visible existence; his second, that he beheld an apparition; the third and abiding conviction, that it was Amy herself, paler, indeed, and thinner, than in the days of heedless happiness, when she possessed the form and hue of a wood-nymph, with the beauty of a sylph—but still Amy, unequalled in loveliness by aught which had ever visited his eyes.
Tressilian crossed through the passageway between the huge kitchens and the great hall, then went up to the third floor of Mervyn's Tower. When he tried to open the small apartment door assigned to him, he was surprised to find it locked. He remembered that the deputy-chamberlain had given him a master key, suggesting that he keep his door as closed as possible in the current chaotic state of the Castle. He used the key on the lock, the bolt turned, and as he entered, he saw a woman sitting in the room and recognized her as Amy Robsart. His first thought was that his imagination had conjured up the image he adored into real life; his second thought was that he was seeing a ghost; but his lasting belief was that it was truly Amy, looking paler and thinner than in the carefree days of happiness when she had the form and color of a wood-nymph, with the beauty of a sylph—but still Amy, unmatched in beauty by anyone he had ever seen.
The astonishment of the Countess was scarce less than that of Tressilian, although it was of shorter duration, because she had heard from Wayland that he was in the Castle. She had started up at his first entrance, and now stood facing him, the paleness of her cheeks having given way to a deep blush.
The Countess was just as shocked as Tressilian, though her surprise didn't last as long since she had already heard from Wayland that he was at the Castle. She had jumped to her feet when he first walked in, and now she stood facing him, her pale cheeks replaced by a deep blush.
“Tressilian,” she said, at length, “why come you here?”
“Tressilian,” she said finally, “why are you here?”
“Nay, why come you here, Amy,” returned Tressilian, “unless it be at length to claim that aid, which, as far as one man's heart and arm can extend, shall instantly be rendered to you?”
“Nah, why are you here, Amy?” Tressilian replied. “Is it finally to ask for the help that, as much as one man’s heart and strength can provide, will be given to you immediately?”
She was silent a moment, and then answered in a sorrowful rather than an angry tone, “I require no aid, Tressilian, and would rather be injured than benefited by any which your kindness can offer me. Believe me, I am near one whom law and love oblige to protect me.”
She was quiet for a moment, and then replied in a tone that was more sad than angry, “I don’t need any help, Tressilian, and I’d prefer to be hurt than to gain anything from your kindness. Trust me, I’m close to someone whom both law and love require to protect me.”
“The villain, then, hath done you the poor justice which remained in his power,” said Tressilian, “and I behold before me the wife of Varney!”
“The villain has given you the little bit of justice he could,” Tressilian said, “and here before me stands the wife of Varney!”
“The wife of Varney!” she replied, with all the emphasis of scorn. “With what base name, sir, does your boldness stigmatize the—the—the—” She hesitated, dropped her tone of scorn, looked down, and was confused and silent; for she recollected what fatal consequences might attend her completing the sentence with “the Countess of Leicester,” which were the words that had naturally suggested themselves. It would have been a betrayal of the secret, on which her husband had assured her that his fortunes depended, to Tressilian, to Sussex, to the Queen, and to the whole assembled court. “Never,” she thought, “will I break my promised silence. I will submit to every suspicion rather than that.”
“The wife of Varney!” she said, filled with disdain. “What ridiculous title, sir, does your audacity attach to the—the—the—” She paused, her tone of contempt fading as she looked down, feeling embarrassed and quiet; she remembered the disastrous consequences that could follow if she finished the sentence with “the Countess of Leicester,” which was the obvious phrase that came to mind. It would mean revealing a secret her husband had told her was crucial to his success, to Tressilian, to Sussex, to the Queen, and to the entire court gathered. “Never,” she thought, “will I break my promise to stay silent. I’d rather endure any suspicion than that.”
The tears rose to her eyes, as she stood silent before Tressilian; while, looking on her with mingled grief and pity, he said, “Alas! Amy, your eyes contradict your tongue. That speaks of a protector, willing and able to watch over you; but these tell me you are ruined, and deserted by the wretch to whom you have attached yourself.”
The tears welled up in her eyes as she stood silently in front of Tressilian; and, watching her with a mix of sorrow and compassion, he said, “Oh no! Amy, your eyes tell a different story than your words. Your words suggest you have a protector who is ready and able to look after you; but your eyes reveal that you’ve been abandoned and let down by the scoundrel you’ve tied yourself to.”
She looked on him with eyes in which anger sparkled through her tears, but only repeated the word “wretch!” with a scornful emphasis.
She looked at him with eyes where anger sparkled through her tears, but only repeated the word “wretch!” with a scornful emphasis.
“Yes, WRETCH!” said Tressilian; “for were he aught better, why are you here, and alone, in my apartment? why was not fitting provision made for your honourable reception?”
“Yes, WRETCH!” said Tressilian; “if he were any better, then why are you here, alone, in my room? Why wasn’t proper arrangement made for your respectful welcome?”
“In your apartment?” repeated Amy—“in YOUR apartment? It shall instantly be relieved of my presence.” She hastened towards the door; but the sad recollection of her deserted state at once pressed on her mind, and pausing on the threshold, she added, in a tone unutterably pathetic, “Alas! I had forgot—I know not where to go—”
“In your apartment?” Amy repeated—“in YOUR apartment? I need to leave immediately.” She rushed towards the door; but the painful reminder of her loneliness quickly hit her, and pausing at the threshold, she added, in a voice filled with sorrow, “Oh no! I forgot—I don’t know where to go—”
“I see—I see it all,” said Tressilian, springing to her side, and leading her back to the seat, on which she sunk down. “You DO need aid—you do need protection, though you will not own it; and you shall not need it long. Leaning on my arm, as the representative of your excellent and broken-hearted father, on the very threshold of the Castle gate, you shall meet Elizabeth; and the first deed she shall do in the halls of Kenilworth shall be an act of justice to her sex and her subjects. Strong in my good cause, and in the Queen's justice, the power of her minion shall not shake my resolution. I will instantly seek Sussex.”
“I understand—I see everything,” Tressilian said, rushing to her side and guiding her back to the seat, where she collapsed. “You DO need help—you do need protection, even if you won't admit it; but it won't be for long. Lean on my arm, as the representative of your wonderful but heartbroken father, and at the very gate of the Castle, you will meet Elizabeth. The first thing she will do in the halls of Kenilworth will be to act justly for her gender and her people. Strong in my righteous cause, and with the Queen's fairness on my side, the power of her favorite won't shake my resolve. I will go find Sussex right away.”
“Not for all that is under heaven!” said the Countess, much alarmed, and feeling the absolute necessity of obtaining time, at least, for consideration. “Tressilian, you were wont to be generous. Grant me one request, and believe, if it be your wish to save me from misery and from madness, you will do more by making me the promise I ask of you, than Elizabeth can do for me with all her power.”
“Not for anything in the world!” the Countess exclaimed, clearly alarmed and feeling the urgent need to buy herself some time for reflection. “Tressilian, you used to be generous. Please grant me one request, and know that if you truly want to save me from despair and insanity, you will do more by promising me what I ask than Elizabeth could ever do with all her influence.”
“Ask me anything for which you can allege reason,” said Tressilian; “but demand not of me—”
“Ask me anything you can give a reason for,” said Tressilian; “but don’t demand from me—”
“Oh, limit not your boon, dear Edmund!” exclaimed the Countess—“you once loved that I should call you so—limit not your boon to reason; for my case is all madness, and frenzy must guide the counsels which alone can aid me.”
“Oh, don’t restrict your kindness, dear Edmund!” the Countess exclaimed. “You once liked it when I called you that—don’t limit your kindness to reason; my situation is complete madness, and only frenzy can guide the advice that can truly help me.”
“If you speak thus wildly,” said Tressilian, astonishment again overpowering both his grief and his resolution, “I must believe you indeed incapable of thinking or acting for yourself.”
“If you talk like that,” Tressilian said, feeling astonished once more, overtaking both his sorrow and his determination, “I have to believe you’re truly unable to think or act on your own.”
“Oh, no!” she exclaimed, sinking on one knee before him, “I am not mad—I am but a creature unutterably miserable, and, from circumstances the most singular, dragged on to a precipice by the arm of him who thinks he is keeping me from it—even by yours, Tressilian—by yours, whom I have honoured, respected—all but loved—and yet loved, too—loved, too, Tressilian—though not as you wished to be.”
“Oh, no!” she cried, dropping to one knee in front of him. “I’m not crazy—I’m just incredibly miserable, and because of the most unusual circumstances, I'm being pulled toward a cliff by the very person who thinks he’s saving me from it—even you, Tressilian—by you, whom I have honored, respected—all but loved—and yes, loved, too—loved, too, Tressilian—even if not in the way you wanted.”
There was an energy, a self-possession, an abandonment in her voice and manner, a total resignation of herself to his generosity, which, together with the kindness of her expressions to himself, moved him deeply. He raised her, and, in broken accents, entreated her to be comforted.
There was a vibe, a confidence, a freedom in her voice and manner, a complete surrender of herself to his kindness, which, along with the warmth in her words to him, touched him deeply. He lifted her up and, in a shaky voice, urged her to find comfort.
“I cannot,” she said, “I will not be comforted, till you grant me my request! I will speak as plainly as I dare. I am now awaiting the commands of one who has a right to issue them. The interference of a third person—of you in especial, Tressilian—will be ruin—utter ruin to me. Wait but four-and-twenty hours, and it may be that the poor Amy may have the means to show that she values, and can reward, your disinterested friendship—that she is happy herself, and has the means to make you so. It is surely worth your patience, for so short a space?”
“I can’t,” she said, “I won’t be comforted until you grant me my request! I’ll speak as clearly as I can. I’m currently waiting for orders from someone who has the right to give them. The interference of a third person—especially you, Tressilian—will be disaster—total disaster for me. Just wait a mere twenty-four hours, and it’s possible that poor Amy will have a way to show that she appreciates, and can reward, your selfless friendship—that she’s happy herself and has the ability to make you happy too. It’s definitely worth your patience for such a short time, isn’t it?”
Tressilian paused, and weighing in his mind the various probabilities which might render a violent interference on his part more prejudicial than advantageous, both to the happiness and reputation of Amy; considering also that she was within the walls of Kenilworth, and could suffer no injury in a castle honoured with the Queen's residence, and filled with her guards and attendants—he conceived, upon the whole, that he might render her more evil than good service by intruding upon her his appeal to Elizabeth in her behalf. He expressed his resolution cautiously, however, doubting naturally whether Amy's hopes of extricating herself from her difficulties rested on anything stronger than a blinded attachment to Varney, whom he supposed to be her seducer.
Tressilian paused, considering the different possibilities that could make his interfering more harmful than helpful for Amy's happiness and reputation. He also thought about the fact that she was inside Kenilworth Castle, safe from harm in a place honored by the Queen’s presence and filled with her guards and attendants. Overall, he concluded that pushing his appeal to Elizabeth on her behalf might do more harm than good. He cautiously expressed his decision, naturally doubting whether Amy's hopes of getting out of her troubles were based on anything more substantial than her misguided affection for Varney, who he believed was her seducer.
“Amy,” he said, while he fixed his sad and expressive eyes on hers, which, in her ecstasy of doubt, terror, and perplexity, she cast up towards him, “I have ever remarked that when others called thee girlish and wilful, there lay under that external semblance of youthful and self-willed folly deep feeling and strong sense. In this I will confide, trusting your own fate in your own hands for the space of twenty-four hours, without my interference by word or act.”
“Amy,” he said, as he fixed his sad and expressive eyes on hers, which, in her mix of doubt, fear, and confusion, she looked up towards him, “I’ve always noticed that when others called you impulsive and childish, beneath that outward appearance of youthful stubbornness lay deep emotion and strong sense. In this, I will trust you, letting you control your own fate for the next twenty-four hours, without my interference in word or action.”
“Do you promise me this, Tressilian?” said the Countess. “Is it possible you can yet repose so much confidence in me? Do you promise, as you are a gentleman and a man of honour, to intrude in my matters neither by speech nor action, whatever you may see or hear that seems to you to demand your interference? Will you so far trust me?”
“Do you promise me this, Tressilian?” said the Countess. “Is it really possible for you to still have this much trust in me? Do you promise, as a gentleman and a man of honor, not to interfere in my affairs, either by words or actions, no matter what you might see or hear that seems to require your involvement? Will you trust me enough to do this?”
“I will upon my honour,” said Tressilian; “but when that space is expired—”
“I swear on my honor,” said Tressilian; “but when that time is up—”
“Then that space is expired,” she said, interrupting him, “you are free to act as your judgment shall determine.”
“Then that time is up,” she said, cutting him off, “you are free to act as you see fit.”
“Is there nought besides which I can do for you, Amy?” said Tressilian.
“Is there anything else I can do for you, Amy?” said Tressilian.
“Nothing,” said she, “save to leave me,—that is, if—I blush to acknowledge my helplessness by asking it—if you can spare me the use of this apartment for the next twenty-four hours.”
“Nothing,” she said, “except to ask you to leave me— that is, if—I’m embarrassed to admit my helplessness by asking this—if you can let me use this room for the next twenty-four hours.”
“This is most wonderful!” said Tressilian; “what hope or interest can you have in a Castle where you cannot command even an apartment?”
“This is amazing!” said Tressilian; “what hope or interest do you have in a castle where you can’t even get a room?”
“Argue not, but leave me,” she said; and added, as he slowly and unwillingly retired, “Generous Edmund! the time may come when Amy may show she deserved thy noble attachment.”
“Don’t argue, just leave me,” she said; and added, as he slowly and reluctantly walked away, “Generous Edmund! There may come a time when Amy can show she deserved your noble affection.”
CHAPTER XXVIII.
What, man, ne'er lack a draught, when the full can
Stands at thine elbow, and craves emptying!—
Nay, fear not me, for I have no delight
To watch men's vices, since I have myself
Of virtue nought to boast of—I'm a striker,
Would have the world strike with me, pell-mell, all.
—PANDEMONIUM.
What’s up, man? Don’t you ever want a drink when the full cup is right next to you, just waiting to be emptied?—No need to worry about me; I’m not here to judge anyone’s flaws since I have nothing to brag about in terms of virtue myself—I'm a rebel, and I want everyone to join me in this chaos. —PANDEMONIUM.
Tressilian, in strange agitation of mind, had hardly stepped down the first two or three steps of the winding staircase, when, greatly to his surprise and displeasure, he met Michael Lambourne, wearing an impudent familiarity of visage, for which Tressilian felt much disposed to throw him down-stairs; until he remembered the prejudice which Amy, the only object of his solicitude, was likely to receive from his engaging in any act of violence at that time and in that place.
Tressilian, feeling strangely agitated, had barely taken the first few steps down the winding staircase when, to his great surprise and annoyance, he encountered Michael Lambourne, who had an overly familiar look on his face. Tressilian was very tempted to throw him down the stairs until he remembered the negative impact that any violent action might have on Amy, the only person he really cared about, in that moment and place.
He therefore contented himself with looking sternly upon Lambourne, as upon one whom he deemed unworthy of notice, and attempted to pass him in his way downstairs, without any symptom of recognition. But Lambourne, who, amidst the profusion of that day's hospitality, had not failed to take a deep though not an overpowering cup of sack, was not in the humour of humbling himself before any man's looks. He stopped Tressilian upon the staircase without the least bashfulness or embarrassment, and addressed him as if he had been on kind and intimate terms:—“What, no grudge between us, I hope, upon old scores, Master Tressilian?—nay, I am one who remembers former kindness rather than latter feud. I'll convince you that I meant honestly and kindly, ay, and comfortably by you.”
He therefore decided to look sternly at Lambourne, as if he was someone unworthy of attention, and tried to walk past him on the way downstairs without acknowledging him. But Lambourne, who, amid the abundance of that day's hospitality, had enjoyed a strong but manageable cup of sack, wasn’t in the mood to bow to anyone's gaze. He stopped Tressilian on the staircase without any shyness or awkwardness and spoke to him as if they were on friendly, close terms: “What, no hard feelings between us, I hope, over old matters, Master Tressilian?—no, I’m someone who remembers past kindness rather than recent conflicts. I’ll show you that I meant honestly and kindly, and even comfortably towards you.”
“I desire none of your intimacy,” said Tressilian—“keep company with your mates.”
“I don’t want any of your closeness,” said Tressilian. “Hang out with your friends.”
“Now, see how hasty he is!” said Lambourne; “and how these gentles, that are made questionless out of the porcelain clay of the earth, look down upon poor Michael Lambourne! You would take Master Tressilian now for the most maid-like, modest, simpering squire of dames that ever made love when candles were long i' the stuff—snuff; call you it? Why, you would play the saint on us, Master Tressilian, and forget that even now thou hast a commodity in thy very bedchamber, to the shame of my lord's castle, ha! ha! ha! Have I touched you, Master Tressilian?”
“Look at how impatient he is!” said Lambourne; “and how these highborn folks, who must have been made from the finest clay on earth, look down on poor Michael Lambourne! You would think Master Tressilian is the most delicate, modest, and shy squire who ever wooed a lady when the candles were still burning—what do you call it? Snuff? You’re trying to play the saint, Master Tressilian, and forgetting that even now you have something scandalous right in your own bedroom, which brings shame to my lord’s castle, ha! ha! ha! Did I hit a nerve, Master Tressilian?”
“I know not what you mean,” said Tressilian, inferring, however, too surely, that this licentious ruffian must have been sensible of Amy's presence in his apartment; “but if,” he continued, “thou art varlet of the chambers, and lackest a fee, there is one to leave mine unmolested.”
“I don’t know what you mean,” said Tressilian, assuming, however, too confidently, that this reckless thug must have been aware of Amy's presence in his room; “but if,” he continued, “you’re the servant of the chambers and don’t have a tip, there’s one to keep mine safe.”
Lambourne looked at the piece of gold, and put it in his pocket saying, “Now, I know not but you might have done more with me by a kind word than by this chiming rogue. But after all he pays well that pays with gold; and Mike Lambourne was never a makebate, or a spoil-sport, or the like. E'en live, and let others live, that is my motto-only, I would not let some folks cock their beaver at me neither, as if they were made of silver ore, and I of Dutch pewter. So if I keep your secret, Master Tressilian, you may look sweet on me at least; and were I to want a little backing or countenance, being caught, as you see the best of us may be, in a sort of peccadillo—why, you owe it me—and so e'en make your chamber serve you and that same bird in bower beside—it's all one to Mike Lambourne.”
Lambourne looked at the gold piece and tucked it into his pocket, saying, “Well, I can't say if you could have done more for me with a kind word than with this shiny coin. But in the end, money talks, and Mike Lambourne has never been one to stir up trouble or bring bad vibes. Live and let live, that’s my motto—just don’t think you can look down on me as if you’re made of silver and I’m just some cheap metal. So if I keep your secret, Master Tressilian, you might as well be nice to me; and if I happen to need a little support or backup—like any of us could get into a sticky situation—then you owe me that. So go ahead and use your room for what you need with that girl by your side; it’s all the same to Mike Lambourne.”
“Make way, sir,” said Tressilian, unable to bridle his indignation, “you have had your fee.”
“Step aside, sir,” said Tressilian, unable to contain his anger, “you’ve already been paid.”
“Um!” said Lambourne, giving place, however, while he sulkily muttered between his teeth, repeating Tressilian's words, “Make way—and you have had your fee; but it matters not, I will spoil no sport, as I said before. I am no dog in the manger—mind that.”
“Um!” said Lambourne, stepping aside, though he sulkily grumbled under his breath, repeating Tressilian's words, “Make way—and you’ve gotten your payment; but it doesn’t matter, I won’t ruin any fun, as I mentioned before. I’m not going to be a dog in the manger—remember that.”
He spoke louder and louder, as Tressilian, by whom he felt himself overawed, got farther and farther out of hearing.
He spoke louder and louder as Tressilian, who made him feel intimidated, moved further and further out of earshot.
“I am no dog in the manger; but I will not carry coals neither—mind that, Master Tressilian; and I will have a peep at this wench whom you have quartered so commodiously in your old haunted room—afraid of ghosts, belike, and not too willing to sleep alone. If I had done this now in a strange lord's castle, the word had been, The porter's lodge for the knave! and, have him flogged—trundle him downstairs like a turnip! Ay, but your virtuous gentlemen take strange privileges over us, who are downright servants of our senses. Well—I have my Master Tressilian's head under my belt by this lucky discovery, that is one thing certain; and I will try to get a sight of this Lindabrides of his, that is another.”
“I’m not being selfish here, but I’m not going to let things slide either—just so you know, Master Tressilian; and I want to take a look at this girl you’ve comfortably settled in your old haunted room—probably scared of ghosts and not too keen on sleeping alone. If I had done this in a stranger’s castle, the word would have been, The porter’s lodge for the fool! and, have him whipped—shoved downstairs like a turnip! Yeah, but your so-called virtuous gentlemen have some strange privileges over us, who are just honest servants to our desires. Well—I’ve got Master Tressilian's secret under my belt thanks to this lucky find, and I’m going to try to catch a glimpse of his Lindabrides, that’s for sure.”
CHAPTER XXIX.
Now fare thee well, my master—if true service
Be guerdon'd with hard looks, e'en cut the tow-line,
And let our barks across the pathless flood
Hold different courses—THE SHIPWRECK.
Now goodbye, my master—if genuine service
Is rewarded with harsh looks, then cut the tow-line,
And let our boats sail across the endless sea
On separate paths—THE SHIPWRECK.
Tressilian walked into the outer yard of the Castle scarce knowing what to think of his late strange and most unexpected interview with Amy Robsart, and dubious if he had done well, being entrusted with the delegated authority of her father, to pass his word so solemnly to leave her to her own guidance for so many hours. Yet how could he have denied her request—dependent as she had too probably rendered herself upon Varney? Such was his natural reasoning. The happiness of her future life might depend upon his not driving her to extremities; and since no authority of Tressilian's could extricate her from the power of Varney, supposing he was to acknowledge Amy to be his wife, what title had he to destroy the hope of domestic peace, which might yet remain to her, by setting enmity betwixt them? Tressilian resolved, therefore, scrupulously to observe his word pledged to Amy, both because it had been given, and because, as he still thought, while he considered and reconsidered that extraordinary interview, it could not with justice or propriety have been refused.
Tressilian walked into the outer yard of the Castle, hardly knowing what to think about his recent strange and unexpected meeting with Amy Robsart. He felt uncertain if he had made the right choice, being given the responsibility by her father to promise so seriously that she could be on her own for several hours. But how could he have refused her request, given how dependent she likely was on Varney? That was how he rationalized it. Her future happiness might hinge on not pushing her to desperation; and since Tressilian had no power to free her from Varney’s influence, especially if Varney claimed her as his wife, what right did he have to shatter any hope of domestic happiness that might still exist for her by causing conflict between them? Therefore, Tressilian decided he would carefully keep his promise to Amy, both because he had made it and because, after considering that extraordinary meeting again and again, he still believed it would not have been fair or proper to deny her.
In one respect, he had gained much towards securing effectual protection for this unhappy and still beloved object of his early affection. Amy was no longer mewed up in a distant and solitary retreat under the charge of persons of doubtful reputation. She was in the Castle of Kenilworth, within the verge of the Royal Court for the time, free from all risk of violence, and liable to be produced before Elizabeth on the first summons. These were circumstances which could not but assist greatly the efforts which he might have occasion to use in her behalf.
In one way, he had made significant progress in ensuring real protection for this unhappy yet still beloved person from his past. Amy was no longer locked away in a remote and lonely place under the care of questionable individuals. She was now in the Castle of Kenilworth, close to the Royal Court at that time, safe from any threat of violence, and available to be summoned before Elizabeth at a moment's notice. These were factors that would greatly aid any efforts he might need to make on her behalf.
While he was thus balancing the advantages and perils which attended her unexpected presence in Kenilworth, Tressilian was hastily and anxiously accosted by Wayland, who, after ejaculating, “Thank God, your worship is found at last!” proceeded with breathless caution to pour into his ear the intelligence that the lady had escaped from Cumnor Place.
While he was weighing the pros and cons of her unexpected presence in Kenilworth, Tressilian was quickly and nervously approached by Wayland, who, after exclaiming, “Thank God, you’re finally here!” proceeded with urgent caution to whisper in his ear that the lady had escaped from Cumnor Place.
“And is at present in this Castle,” said Tressilian. “I know it, and I have seen her. Was it by her own choice she found refuge in my apartment?”
“And is currently in this Castle,” said Tressilian. “I know it, and I have seen her. Did she choose to take refuge in my apartment?”
“No,” answered Wayland; “but I could think of no other way of safely bestowing her, and was but too happy to find a deputy-usher who knew where you were quartered—in jolly society truly, the hall on the one hand, and the kitchen on the other!”
“No,” Wayland replied; “but I couldn’t think of any other way to safely get her settled, and I was really glad to find an assistant who knew where you were staying—in great company, really, with the hall on one side and the kitchen on the other!”
“Peace, this is no time for jesting,” answered Tressilian sternly.
“Seriously, this is not the time for jokes,” Tressilian replied firmly.
“I wot that but too well,” said the artist, “for I have felt these three days as if I had a halter round my neck. This lady knows not her own mind—she will have none of your aid—commands you not to be named to her—and is about to put herself into the hands of my Lord Leicester. I had never got her safe into your chamber, had she known the owner of it.”
“I know that all too well,” said the artist, “because for the past three days, I’ve felt like there's a noose around my neck. This lady doesn't know her own mind—she wants nothing to do with your help—she orders you not to be mentioned to her—and she’s about to hand herself over to my Lord Leicester. I could never have gotten her safely into your room if she had known who owned it.”
“Is it possible?” said Tressilian. “But she may have hopes the Earl will exert his influence in her favour over his villainous dependant.”
“Is it possible?” Tressilian asked. “But she might be hoping the Earl will use his influence to help her against his wicked servant.”
“I know nothing of that,” said Wayland; “but I believe, if she is to reconcile herself with either Leicester or Varney, the side of the Castle of Kenilworth which will be safest for us will be the outside, from which we can fastest fly away. It is not my purpose to abide an instant after delivery of the letter to Leicester, which waits but your commands to find its way to him. See, here it is—but no—a plague on it—I must have left it in my dog-hole, in the hay-loft yonder, where I am to sleep.”
“I don't know anything about that,” said Wayland; “but I think, if she’s going to reconcile with either Leicester or Varney, the safest place for us will be outside the Castle of Kenilworth, from where we can escape the fastest. I have no intention of staying even a moment after I deliver the letter to Leicester, which is just waiting for your instructions to be sent to him. Look, here it is—but wait—a curse on it—I must have left it in my little hideout, in the hayloft over there, where I'm supposed to sleep.”
“Death and fury!” said Tressilian, transported beyond his usual patience; “thou hast not lost that on which may depend a stake more important than a thousand such lives as thine?”
“Death and fury!” Tressilian exclaimed, pushed beyond his usual patience; “you haven't lost something that could matter more than a thousand lives like yours?”
“Lost it!” answered Wayland readily; “that were a jest indeed! No, sir, I have it carefully put up with my night-sack, and some matters I have occasion to use; I will fetch it in an instant.”
“Lost it!” Wayland replied quickly; “that would be quite a joke! No, sir, I have it safely packed with my overnight bag, along with some things I need; I’ll grab it in a moment.”
“Do so,” said Tressilian; “be faithful, and thou shalt be well rewarded. But if I have reason to suspect thee, a dead dog were in better case than thou!”
“Go ahead,” said Tressilian; “be loyal, and you’ll be well rewarded. But if I have any reason to suspect you, a dead dog would be better off than you!”
Wayland bowed, and took his leave with seeming confidence and alacrity, but, in fact, filled with the utmost dread and confusion. The letter was lost, that was certain, notwithstanding the apology which he had made to appease the impatient displeasure of Tressilian. It was lost—it might fall into wrong hands—it would then certainly occasion a discovery of the whole intrigue in which he had been engaged; nor, indeed, did Wayland see much prospect of its remaining concealed, in any event. He felt much hurt, besides, at Tressilian's burst of impatience.
Wayland bowed and left with what seemed like confidence and eagerness, but inside he was filled with overwhelming dread and confusion. The letter was definitely lost, despite the apology he had given to calm Tressilian's impatience. It was lost—it could end up in the wrong hands—and if that happened, it would surely lead to the exposure of the entire scheme he was involved in; Wayland didn’t see much chance of keeping it hidden anyway. He also felt quite hurt by Tressilian's outburst of frustration.
“Nay, if I am to be paid in this coin for services where my neck is concerned, it is time I should look to myself. Here have I offended, for aught I know, to the death, the lord of this stately castle, whose word were as powerful to take away my life as the breath which speaks it to blow out a farthing candle. And all this for a mad lady, and a melancholy gallant, who, on the loss of a four-nooked bit of paper, has his hand on his poignado, and swears death and fury!—Then there is the Doctor and Varney.—I will save myself from the whole mess of them. Life is dearer than gold. I will fly this instant, though I leave my reward behind me.”
“Nah, if I’m going to be paid with this kind of trouble for risking my life, it’s time I look out for myself. I might have seriously offended the lord of this grand castle, who could easily end my life with just a word, as effortlessly as blowing out a cheap candle. And all this for a crazy lady and a gloomy guy who, over the loss of a useless piece of paper, has his hand on a dagger and is screaming vengeance!—And then there’s the Doctor and Varney.—I need to get away from all of them. Life is more precious than gold. I’ll run for it right now, even if it means leaving my payment behind.”
These reflections naturally enough occurred to a mind like Wayland's, who found himself engaged far deeper than he had expected in a train of mysterious and unintelligible intrigues, in which the actors seemed hardly to know their own course. And yet, to do him justice, his personal fears were, in some degree, counterbalanced by his compassion for the deserted state of the lady.
These thoughts naturally crossed Wayland's mind, as he found himself caught up much deeper than he expected in a web of mysterious and confusing intrigues, where the participants seemed barely aware of their own actions. However, to be fair to him, his personal fears were somewhat offset by his sympathy for the lady's abandoned situation.
“I care not a groat for Master Tressilian,” he said; “I have done more than bargain by him, and I have brought his errant-damosel within his reach, so that he may look after her himself. But I fear the poor thing is in much danger amongst these stormy spirits. I will to her chamber, and tell her the fate which has befallen her letter, that she may write another if she list. She cannot lack a messenger, I trow, where there are so many lackeys that can carry a letter to their lord. And I will tell her also that I leave the Castle, trusting her to God, her own guidance, and Master Tressilian's care and looking after. Perhaps she may remember the ring she offered me—it was well earned, I trow; but she is a lovely creature, and—marry hang the ring! I will not bear a base spirit for the matter. If I fare ill in this world for my good-nature, I shall have better chance in the next. So now for the lady, and then for the road.”
“I don't care at all about Master Tressilian,” he said. “I've done more than negotiate for him, and I've brought his lady within his reach so he can take care of her himself. But I worry the poor thing is in a lot of danger among these wild spirits. I'm going to her room to tell her what happened to her letter, so she can write another if she wants to. She won't have any shortage of messengers, I bet, with so many servants around who can deliver a letter to their lord. I'll also let her know that I'm leaving the Castle, trusting her to God, her own judgment, and Master Tressilian's care. Maybe she'll remember the ring she offered me—it was well earned, I think; but she's a beautiful creature, and—forget the ring! I won’t let something petty bother me. If I end up suffering in this world for being kind-hearted, I’ll have a better chance in the next. So now, off to the lady, and then onto the road.”
With the stealthy step and jealous eye of the cat that steals on her prey, Wayland resumed the way to the Countess's chamber, sliding along by the side of the courts and passages, alike observant of all around him, and studious himself to escape observation. In this manner he crossed the outward and inward Castle yard, and the great arched passage, which, running betwixt the range of kitchen offices and the hall, led to the bottom of the little winding-stair that gave access to the chambers of Mervyn's Tower.
With the quiet tread and watchful gaze of a cat stalking its prey, Wayland made his way back to the Countess's room, sneaking alongside the courtyards and hallways, carefully watching everything around him while trying to avoid being noticed. In this way, he crossed both the outer and inner castle yards and the large arched passage that ran between the kitchen area and the hall, leading to the bottom of the small winding staircase that provided access to the rooms in Mervyn's Tower.
The artist congratulated himself on having escaped the various perils of his journey, and was in the act of ascending by two steps at once, when he observed that the shadow of a man, thrown from a door which stood ajar, darkened the opposite wall of the staircase. Wayland drew back cautiously, went down to the inner courtyard, spent about a quarter of an hour, which seemed at least quadruple its usual duration, in walking from place to place, and then returned to the tower, in hopes to find that the lurker had disappeared. He ascended as high as the suspicious spot—there was no shadow on the wall; he ascended a few yards farther—the door was still ajar, and he was doubtful whether to advance or retreat, when it was suddenly thrown wide open, and Michael Lambourne bolted out upon the astonished Wayland. “Who the devil art thou? and what seekest thou in this part of the Castle? march into that chamber, and be hanged to thee!”
The artist congratulated himself on making it through the dangers of his journey, and was in the process of climbing two steps at once when he noticed a man's shadow, cast from a partially open door, darkening the opposite wall of the staircase. Wayland stepped back cautiously, went down to the inner courtyard, spent about fifteen minutes, which felt like at least an hour, moving around, and then returned to the tower, hoping the person hiding had vanished. He climbed up to the suspicious spot—there was no shadow on the wall; he went a few more yards up—the door was still ajar, and he hesitated whether to move forward or back when it suddenly swung wide open, and Michael Lambourne rushed out at the shocked Wayland. “Who the hell are you? What are you doing in this part of the castle? Go into that room, and good luck to you!”
“I am no dog, to go at every man's whistle,” said the artist, affecting a confidence which was belied by a timid shake in his voice.
“I’m no dog to come running at every guy’s whistle,” said the artist, trying to sound confident, but his voice wavered with uncertainty.
“Sayest thou me so?—Come hither, Lawrence Staples.”
“Are you serious?—Come here, Lawrence Staples.”
A huge, ill-made and ill-looked fellow, upwards of six feet high, appeared at the door, and Lambourne proceeded: “If thou be'st so fond of this tower, my friend, thou shalt see its foundations, good twelve feet below the bed of the lake, and tenanted by certain jolly toads, snakes, and so forth, which thou wilt find mighty good company. Therefore, once more I ask you in fair play, who thou art, and what thou seekest here?”
A big, strangely built guy, over six feet tall, showed up at the door, and Lambourne continued: “If you really like this tower, my friend, you should check out its foundations, a good twelve feet below the lake's surface, home to some cheerful toads, snakes, and so on, which you'll find are pretty good company. So, once again, I ask you fairly, who are you, and what are you looking for here?”
“If the dungeon-grate once clashes behind me,” thought Wayland, “I am a gone man.” He therefore answered submissively, “He was the poor juggler whom his honour had met yesterday in Weatherly Bottom.”
“If the dungeon gate slams shut behind me,” thought Wayland, “I’m done for.” He therefore replied submissively, “He was the unfortunate juggler his honor met yesterday in Weatherly Bottom.”
“And what juggling trick art thou playing in this tower? Thy gang,” said Lambourne, “lie over against Clinton's buildings.”
“And what juggling trick are you pulling in this tower? Your crew,” said Lambourne, “is over by Clinton's buildings.”
“I came here to see my sister,” said the juggler, “who is in Master Tressilian's chamber, just above.”
“I came here to see my sister,” said the juggler, “who is in Master Tressilian's room, just above.”
“Aha!” said Lambourne, smiling, “here be truths! Upon my honour, for a stranger, this same Master Tressilian makes himself at home among us, and furnishes out his cell handsomely, with all sorts of commodities. This will be a precious tale of the sainted Master Tressilian, and will be welcome to some folks, as a purse of broad pieces to me.—Hark ye, fellow,” he continued, addressing Wayland, “thou shalt not give Puss a hint to steal away we must catch her in her form. So, back with that pitiful sheep-biting visage of thine, or I will fling thee from the window of the tower, and try if your juggling skill can save your bones.”
“Ah!” Lambourne said, smiling, “here are some truths! Honestly, for a stranger, this Master Tressilian really makes himself at home with us and decorates his room nicely with all sorts of things. This is going to be a fantastic story about the esteemed Master Tressilian, and some people will welcome it like a bag of gold pieces—just like I do.—Listen, friend,” he continued, addressing Wayland, “don’t give Puss any hint to sneak away; we need to catch her in her true form. So, get that pathetic sheepish look off your face, or I’ll throw you out of the tower window and see if your tricks can save you.”
“Your worship will not be so hardhearted, I trust,” said Wayland; “poor folk must live. I trust your honour will allow me to speak with my sister?”
“I'm sure you won't be so cold-hearted,” said Wayland; “poor people need to survive. I hope you’ll let me talk to my sister?”
“Sister on Adam's side, I warrant,” said Lambourne; “or, if otherwise, the more knave thou. But sister or no sister, thou diest on point of fox, if thou comest a-prying to this tower once more. And now I think of it—uds daggers and death!—I will see thee out of the Castle, for this is a more main concern than thy jugglery.”
“Sister on Adam's side, I bet,” said Lambourne; “or, if not, you’re even more of a scoundrel. But whether you're a sister or not, you’ll get it if you come snooping around this tower again. And come to think of it—damn it all!—I’m going to make sure you leave the Castle, because this is a much more serious matter than your tricks.”
“But, please your worship,” said Wayland, “I am to enact Arion in the pageant upon the lake this very evening.”
“But, please your honor,” said Wayland, “I’m supposed to perform Arion in the show on the lake this very evening.”
“I will act it myself by Saint Christopher!” said Lambourne. “Orion, callest thou him?—I will act Orion, his belt and his seven stars to boot. Come along, for a rascal knave as thou art—follow me! Or stay—Lawrence, do thou bring him along.”
“I’ll do it myself, by Saint Christopher!” said Lambourne. “Orion, is that what you call him?—I’ll play Orion, complete with his belt and his seven stars. Come on, you sneaky rascal—follow me! Or wait—Lawrence, you bring him along.”
Lawrence seized by the collar of the cloak the unresisting juggler; while Lambourne, with hasty steps, led the way to that same sallyport, or secret postern, by which Tressilian had returned to the Castle, and which opened in the western wall at no great distance from Mervyn's Tower.
Lawrence grabbed the collar of the cloak of the unresisting juggler, while Lambourne quickly walked ahead to the same sally port, or secret gate, through which Tressilian had come back to the Castle. This opened in the western wall not far from Mervyn's Tower.
While traversing with a rapid foot the space betwixt the tower and the sallyport, Wayland in vain racked his brain for some device which might avail the poor lady, for whom, notwithstanding his own imminent danger, he felt deep interest. But when he was thrust out of the Castle, and informed by Lambourne, with a tremendous oath, that instant death would be the consequence of his again approaching it, he cast up his hands and eyes to heaven, as if to call God to witness he had stood to the uttermost in defence of the oppressed; then turned his back on the proud towers of Kenilworth, and went his way to seek a humbler and safer place of refuge.
While quickly moving between the tower and the exit, Wayland desperately tried to think of a way to help the poor lady, for whom, despite his own danger, he felt a strong concern. But when he was pushed out of the Castle and told by Lambourne, with a fierce oath, that instant death would result if he tried to approach it again, he raised his hands and eyes to the sky, as if calling God to witness that he had done everything possible to defend the oppressed. Then he turned his back on the proud towers of Kenilworth and went in search of a humbler and safer place to hide.
Lawrence and Lambourne gazed a little while after Wayland, and then turned to go back to their tower, when the former thus addressed his companion: “Never credit me, Master Lambourne, if I can guess why thou hast driven this poor caitiff from the Castle, just when he was to bear a part in the show that was beginning, and all this about a wench.”
Lawrence and Lambourne watched Wayland for a moment, then started to head back to their tower. Lawrence turned to his companion and said, “Don’t believe me, Master Lambourne, if I can figure out why you kicked this poor guy out of the Castle just when he was supposed to be part of the show that was starting, all over a girl.”
“Ah, Lawrence,” replied Lambourne, “thou art thinking of Black Joan Jugges of Slingdon, and hast sympathy with human frailty. But, corragio, most noble Duke of the Dungeon and Lord of Limbo, for thou art as dark in this matter as thine own dominions of Little-ease. My most reverend Signior of the Low Countries of Kenilworth, know that our most notable master, Richard Varney, would give as much to have a hole in this same Tressilian's coat, as would make us some fifty midnight carousals, with the full leave of bidding the steward go snick up, if he came to startle us too soon from our goblets.”
“Ah, Lawrence,” replied Lambourne, “you’re thinking of Black Joan Jugges from Slingdon, and you feel for human weakness. But, courage, most noble Duke of the Dungeon and Lord of Limbo, you are as unclear in this matter as your own gloomy realm of Little-ease. My esteemed Sir from the Low Countries of Kenilworth, know that our most notable master, Richard Varney, would do just about anything to get a hole in this Tressilian's coat, as it would have us enjoying about fifty midnight parties, with full permission to send the steward off if he came to interrupt us too soon from our drinks.”
“Nay, an that be the case, thou hast right,” said Lawrence Staples, the upper-warder, or, in common phrase, the first jailer, of Kenilworth Castle, and of the Liberty and Honour belonging thereto. “But how will you manage when you are absent at the Queen's entrance, Master Lambourne; for methinks thou must attend thy master there?”
“Nah, if that’s the case, you’re right,” said Lawrence Staples, the upper-warder, or, in everyday terms, the first jailer of Kenilworth Castle, along with its associated Liberty and Honour. “But how will you handle it when you’re away for the Queen’s arrival, Master Lambourne; I think you’ll need to be there for your master?”
“Why thou, mine honest prince of prisons, must keep ward in my absence. Let Tressilian enter if he will, but see thou let no one come out. If the damsel herself would make a break, as 'tis not unlike she may, scare her back with rough words; she is but a paltry player's wench after all.”
“Why you, my loyal prince of prisons, must stand guard in my absence. Let Tressilian come in if he wants, but make sure no one goes out. If the girl herself tries to escape, which she might, scare her back with harsh words; she's just a worthless actress anyway.”
“Nay for that matter,” said Lawrence, “I might shut the iron wicket upon her that stands without the double door, and so force per force she will be bound to her answer without more trouble.”
“Nah, for that matter,” said Lawrence, “I could just close the iron gate outside the double door, and then she’d have to give me an answer without any more fuss.”
“Then Tressilian will not get access to her,” said Lambourne, reflecting a moment. “But 'tis no matter; she will be detected in his chamber, and that is all one. But confess, thou old bat's-eyed dungeon-keeper, that you fear to keep awake by yourself in that Mervyn's Tower of thine?”
“Then Tressilian won’t be able to see her,” said Lambourne, thinking for a moment. “But it doesn’t matter; she will be caught in his room, and that’s the main thing. But admit it, you old bat-eyed dungeon keeper, you’re scared to stay awake alone in that Mervyn’s Tower of yours?”
“Why, as to fear, Master Lambourne,” said the fellow, “I mind it not the turning of a key; but strange things have been heard and seen in that tower. You must have heard, for as short time as you have been in Kenilworth, that it is haunted by the spirit of Arthur ap Mervyn, a wild chief taken by fierce Lord Mortimer when he was one of the Lords Marchers of Wales, and murdered, as they say, in that same tower which bears his name.”
“Why, as for fear, Master Lambourne,” the guy said, “I don’t worry about it at all; but strange things have been heard and seen in that tower. You must have heard, even in your short time here in Kenilworth, that it’s haunted by the spirit of Arthur ap Mervyn, a wild chief captured by the fierce Lord Mortimer when he was one of the Lords Marchers of Wales, and killed, as they say, in that same tower that bears his name.”
“Oh, I have heard the tale five hundred times,” said Lambourne, “and how the ghost is always most vociferous when they boil leeks and stirabout, or fry toasted cheese, in the culinary regions. Santo Diavolo, man, hold thy tongue, I know all about it!”
“Oh, I’ve heard that story five hundred times,” said Lambourne, “and how the ghost gets really loud when they boil leeks and stir up the porridge, or fry toasted cheese in the kitchen. Santo Diavolo, man, shut up, I know all about it!”
“Ay, but thou dost not, though,” said the turnkey, “for as wise as thou wouldst make thyself. Ah, it is an awful thing to murder a prisoner in his ward!—you that may have given a man a stab in a dark street know nothing of it. To give a mutinous fellow a knock on the head with the keys, and bid him be quiet, that's what I call keeping order in the ward; but to draw weapon and slay him, as was done to this Welsh lord, THAT raises you a ghost that will render your prison-house untenantable by any decent captive for some hundred years. And I have that regard for my prisoners, poor things, that I have put good squires and men of worship, that have taken a ride on the highway, or slandered my Lord of Leicester, or the like, fifty feet under ground, rather than I would put them into that upper chamber yonder that they call Mervyn's Bower. Indeed, by good Saint Peter of the Fetters, I marvel my noble lord, or Master Varney, could think of lodging guests there; and if this Master Tressilian could get any one to keep him company, and in especial a pretty wench, why, truly, I think he was in the right on't.”
“Yeah, but you don't really know, do you?” said the jailer. “As wise as you might think you are. Ah, it's a terrible thing to kill a prisoner in his cell!—you who might have stabbed a man in a dark alley know nothing about it. Hitting a troublemaker on the head with the keys and telling him to be quiet, that’s what I call keeping order in the cell; but to pull a weapon and kill him, like what happened to this Welsh lord, THAT creates a ghost that will make your jail unwelcoming to any decent prisoner for many years. I care about my prisoners, poor souls, so much that I’ve buried good squires and honorable men, who just happened to ride on the highway or slander my Lord of Leicester, fifty feet underground rather than put them in that upper room over there called Mervyn's Bower. Honestly, by Saint Peter of the Fetters, I can't believe my noble lord, or Master Varney, considered letting guests stay there; and if this Master Tressilian could find someone to keep him company, especially a pretty girl, I really think he was right to do so.”
“I tell thee,” said Lambourne, leading the way into the turnkey's apartment, “thou art an ass. Go bolt the wicket on the stair, and trouble not thy noddle about ghosts. Give me the wine stoup, man; I am somewhat heated with chafing with yonder rascal.”
“I’m telling you,” said Lambourne, leading the way into the guard’s room, “you’re an idiot. Go lock the door on the stairs and don’t worry about ghosts. Hand me the wine jug, man; I’m feeling a bit hot after dealing with that scoundrel over there.”
While Lambourne drew a long draught from a pitcher of claret, which he made use of without any cup, the warder went on, vindicating his own belief in the supernatural.
While Lambourne took a long swig from a pitcher of red wine, using it directly without a cup, the guard continued to defend his belief in the supernatural.
“Thou hast been few hours in this Castle, and hast been for the whole space so drunk, Lambourne, that thou art deaf, dumb, and blind. But we should hear less of your bragging were you to pass a night with us at full moon; for then the ghost is busiest, and more especially when a rattling wind sets in from the north-west, with some sprinkling of rain, and now and then a growl of thunder. Body o' me, what crackings and clashings, what groanings and what howlings, will there be at such times in Mervyn's Bower, right as it were over our heads, till the matter of two quarts of distilled waters has not been enough to keep my lads and me in some heart!”
“You’ve been in this Castle for just a few hours, and you’ve been so drunk the whole time, Lambourne, that you’re deaf, mute, and blind. But we’d hear less of your bragging if you spent a night with us during the full moon; that’s when the ghost is most active, especially when a strong wind comes from the northwest, with a bit of rain, and every now and then a rumble of thunder. Oh my, the creaking and crashing, the moaning and howling, will be so loud in Mervyn’s Bower, right above us, that two quarts of strong drink won’t be enough to keep my guys and me feeling brave!”
“Pshaw, man!” replied Lambourne, on whom his last draught, joined to repeated visitations of the pitcher upon former occasions, began to make some innovation, “thou speakest thou knowest not what about spirits. No one knows justly what to say about them; and, in short, least said may in that matter be soonest amended. Some men believe in one thing, some in another—it is all matter of fancy. I have known them of all sorts, my dear Lawrence Lock-the-door, and sensible men too. There's a great lord—we'll pass his name, Lawrence—he believes in the stars and the moon, the planets and their courses, and so forth, and that they twinkle exclusively for his benefit, when in sober, or rather in drunken truth, Lawrence, they are only shining to keep honest fellows like me out of the kennel. Well, sir, let his humour pass; he is great enough to indulge it. Then, look ye, there is another—a very learned man, I promise you, and can vent Greek and Hebrew as fast as I can Thieves' Latin he has an humour of sympathies and antipathies—of changing lead into gold, and the like; why, via, let that pass too, and let him pay those in transmigrated coin who are fools enough to let it be current with them. Then here comest thou thyself, another great man, though neither learned nor noble, yet full six feet high, and thou, like a purblind mole, must needs believe in ghosts and goblins, and such like. Now, there is, besides, a great man—that is, a great little man, or a little great man, my dear Lawrence—and his name begins with V, and what believes he? Why, nothing, honest Lawrence—nothing in earth, heaven, or hell; and for my part, if I believe there is a devil, it is only because I think there must be some one to catch our aforesaid friend by the back 'when soul and body sever,' as the ballad says; for your antecedent will have a consequent—RARO ANTECEDENTEM, as Doctor Bircham was wont to say. But this is Greek to you now, honest Lawrence, and in sooth learning is dry work. Hand me the pitcher once more.”
“Come on, man!” replied Lambourne, who was starting to feel the effects of his last drink, combined with a lot of previous visits to the pitcher, “you talk about spirits as if you actually know something. Nobody really knows what to say about them; and honestly, the less said the better. Some people believe one thing, others believe something else—it’s all just a matter of personal preference. I've met all kinds of people, my dear Lawrence Lock-the-door, and some of them are quite sensible. There's a wealthy lord—we won’t mention his name, Lawrence—who believes in stars and the moon, the planets and their movements, and thinks they twinkle just for him. But in reality, Lawrence, they’re just shining to keep regular folks like me out of trouble. Well, let him be; he’s important enough to indulge in such thoughts. Then there’s another guy—a really smart one, I assure you, who can spout Greek and Hebrew just as quickly as I can speak Thieves' Latin. He has this obsession with sympathies and antipathies—turning lead into gold and all that; let’s move on from that too, and let him pay those who are foolish enough to accept his transformed currency. Now, here you are, another important person, even though you’re neither educated nor noble, yet standing a full six feet tall, like a blind mole, you must believe in ghosts and goblins and things like that. And then there’s another important figure—well, a small important figure, my dear Lawrence—whose name starts with V, and what does he believe? Honestly, nothing, Lawrence—nothing at all in the earth, heaven, or hell; and as for me, if I believe in a devil, it’s only because I think there must be someone to catch our aforementioned friend when ‘soul and body sever,’ as the ballad goes; because every cause has an effect—RARO ANTECEDENTEM, as Doctor Bircham used to say. But this might sound like nonsense to you now, honest Lawrence, and truthfully, learning can be tedious. Pour me another drink.”
“In faith, if you drink more, Michael,” said the warder, “you will be in sorry case either to play Arion or to wait on your master on such a solemn night; and I expect each moment to hear the great bell toll for the muster at Mortimer's Tower, to receive the Queen.”
“In truth, if you keep drinking like this, Michael,” said the guard, “you’re going to be in no shape to either perform as Arion or attend to your master on such an important night; I’m just waiting to hear the big bell ring for the gathering at Mortimer's Tower to welcome the Queen.”
While Staples remonstrated, Lambourne drank; and then setting down the pitcher, which was nearly emptied, with a deep sigh, he said, in an undertone, which soon rose to a high one as his speech proceeded, “Never mind, Lawrence; if I be drunk, I know that shall make Varney uphold me sober. But, as I said, never mind; I can carry my drink discreetly. Moreover, I am to go on the water as Orion, and shall take cold unless I take something comfortable beforehand. Not play Orion? Let us see the best roarer that ever strained his lungs for twelve pence out-mouth me! What if they see me a little disguised? Wherefore should any man be sober to-night? answer me that. It is matter of loyalty to be merry; and I tell thee there are those in the Castle who, if they are not merry when drunk, have little chance to be merry when sober—I name no names, Lawrence. But your pottle of sack is a fine shoeing-horn to pull on a loyal humour, and a merry one. Huzza for Queen Elizabeth!—for the noble Leicester!—for the worshipful Master Varney!—and for Michael Lambourne, that can turn them all round his finger!”
While Staples complained, Lambourne kept drinking; and then, after putting down the nearly empty pitcher with a deep sigh, he said, in a low voice that quickly grew louder as he continued, “Don’t worry, Lawrence; if I get drunk, I know Varney will be there to keep me sober. But like I said, don’t worry; I can handle my drink just fine. Plus, I’m supposed to get on the water as Orion, and I’ll catch a chill if I don’t have something warm beforehand. Not play Orion? Let’s see the best shouter that ever strained his lungs for a dime outdo me! So what if they see me a little tipsy? Why should anyone be sober tonight? Tell me that. It’s a matter of loyalty to have a good time; and I tell you, there are those in the Castle who, if they aren't happy when drunk, have little chance of being happy when sober—I’m not naming names, Lawrence. But your jug of sack is a great way to get into a cheerful mood. Huzza for Queen Elizabeth!—for the noble Leicester!—for the esteemed Master Varney!—and for Michael Lambourne, who can bend them all to his will!”
So saying, he walked downstairs, and across the inner court.
So saying, he walked down the stairs and across the inner courtyard.
The warder looked after him, shook his head, and while he drew close and locked a wicket, which, crossing the staircase, rendered it impossible for any one to ascend higher than the story immediately beneath Mervyn's Bower, as Tressilian's chamber was named, he thus soliloquized with himself—“It's a good thing to be a favourite. I well-nigh lost mine office, because one frosty morning Master Varney thought I smelled of aqua vitae; and this fellow can appear before him drunk as a wineskin, and yet meet no rebuke. But then he is a pestilent clever fellow withal, and no one can understand above one half of what he says.”
The guard watched him, shook his head, and as he approached and locked a gate that blocked the staircase, preventing anyone from going up higher than the floor directly below Mervyn's Bower, which was the name of Tressilian's room, he muttered to himself, "It's nice to be a favorite. I almost lost my job because one cold morning Master Varney thought I smelled like strong liquor; yet this guy can show up in front of him plastered and never gets in trouble. But then again, he is annoyingly clever, and no one can understand more than half of what he says."
CHAPTER XXX.
Now bid the steeple rock—she comes, she comes!—
Speak for us, bells—speak for us, shrill-tongued tuckets.
Stand to thy linstock, gunner; let thy cannon
Play such a peal, as if a paynim foe
Came stretch'd in turban'd ranks to storm the ramparts.
We will have pageants too—but that craves wit,
And I'm a rough-hewn soldier.—THE VIRGIN QUEEN—A TRAGI-COMEDY.
Now watch the steeple rock—she's coming, she's coming!—
Speak for us, bells—speak for us, loud and clear.
Get ready, gunner; let your cannon
Blast a sound like a daring enemy
Coming in turbans to attack the walls.
We’ll have shows too—but that takes creativity,
And I’m just a rough soldier.—THE VIRGIN QUEEN—A TRAGI-COMEDY.
Tressilian, when Wayland had left him, as mentioned in the last chapter, remained uncertain what he ought next to do, when Raleigh and Blount came up to him arm in arm, yet, according to their wont, very eagerly disputing together. Tressilian had no great desire for their society in the present state of his feelings, but there was no possibility of avoiding them; and indeed he felt that, bound by his promise not to approach Amy, or take any step in her behalf, it would be his best course at once to mix with general society, and to exhibit on his brow as little as he could of the anguish and uncertainty which sat heavy at his heart. He therefore made a virtue of necessity, and hailed his comrades with, “All mirth to you, gentlemen! Whence come ye?”
Tressilian, after Wayland had left him, as mentioned in the last chapter, felt unsure of what to do next when Raleigh and Blount approached him arm in arm, eagerly arguing as usual. Tressilian wasn't particularly in the mood for their company given his current feelings, but there was no way to avoid them; plus, he realized that, since he had promised not to go near Amy or take any action on her behalf, it would be best to blend in with the crowd and hide as much as possible the pain and uncertainty that weighed heavy on his heart. So, he made the best of it and greeted his friends with, “All mirth to you, gentlemen! Where have you been?”
“From Warwick, to be sure,” said Blount; “we must needs home to change our habits, like poor players, who are fain to multiply their persons to outward appearance by change of suits; and you had better do the like, Tressilian.”
“From Warwick, of course,” said Blount; “we really need to go home to change our habits, like poor actors who must pretend to be different people by changing their outfits; and you should do the same, Tressilian.”
“Blount is right,” said Raleigh; “the Queen loves such marks of deference, and notices, as wanting in respect, those who, not arriving in her immediate attendance, may appear in their soiled and ruffled riding-dress. But look at Blount himself, Tressilian, for the love of laughter, and see how his villainous tailor hath apparelled him—in blue, green, and crimson, with carnation ribbons, and yellow roses in his shoes!”
“Blount is right,” said Raleigh; “the Queen appreciates those kinds of respect, and notices those who, not showing up in her immediate presence, appear in their dirty and wrinkled riding clothes as disrespectful. But take a look at Blount himself, Tressilian, just for a laugh, and see how his terrible tailor has dressed him—in blue, green, and crimson, with pink ribbons and yellow roses in his shoes!”
“Why, what wouldst thou have?” said Blount. “I told the cross-legged thief to do his best, and spare no cost; and methinks these things are gay enough—gayer than thine own. I'll be judged by Tressilian.”
“Why, what do you want?” said Blount. “I told the cross-legged thief to do his best and not hold back; and I think these things look pretty good—better than yours. I'll let Tressilian decide.”
“I agree—I agree,” said Walter Raleigh. “Judge betwixt us, Tressilian, for the love of heaven!”
“I agree—I agree,” said Walter Raleigh. “Decide between us, Tressilian, for the love of heaven!”
Tressilian, thus appealed to, looked at them both, and was immediately sensible at a single glance that honest Blount had taken upon the tailor's warrant the pied garments which he had chosen to make, and was as much embarrassed by the quantity of points and ribbons which garnished his dress, as a clown is in his holiday clothes; while the dress of Raleigh was a well-fancied and rich suit, which the wearer bore as a garb too well adapted to his elegant person to attract particular attention. Tressilian said, therefore, “That Blount's dress was finest, but Raleigh's the best fancied.”
Tressilian, feeling the need to respond, glanced at both of them and instantly realized that honest Blount had put on the flashy outfit that the tailor had made for him, and he felt as awkward with the abundance of frills and ribbons on his clothes as a clown does in his festive attire. In contrast, Raleigh wore a stylish and luxurious suit that suited his refined appearance perfectly, drawing no excessive attention. Tressilian then remarked, “Blount's outfit is the flashiest, but Raleigh's is the most tastefully designed.”
Blount was satisfied with his decision. “I knew mine was finest,” he said; “if that knave Doublestitch had brought me home such a simple doublet as that of Raleigh's, I would have beat his brains out with his own pressing-iron. Nay, if we must be fools, ever let us be fools of the first head, say I.”
Blount was happy with his choice. “I knew mine was the best,” he said; “if that idiot Doublestitch had brought me back such a plain doublet as Raleigh's, I would have knocked him out with his own iron. No, if we have to be fools, let’s at least be fools of the top tier, I say.”
“But why gettest thou not on thy braveries, Tressilian?” said Raleigh.
“But why aren’t you putting on your bravado, Tressilian?” said Raleigh.
“I am excluded from my apartment by a silly mistake,” said Tressilian, “and separated for the time from my baggage. I was about to seek thee, to beseech a share of thy lodging.”
“I’m locked out of my apartment because of a silly mistake,” said Tressilian, “and for now, I’m without my stuff. I was just about to look for you to ask if I could stay with you.”
“And welcome,” said Raleigh; “it is a noble one. My Lord of Leicester has done us that kindness, and lodged us in princely fashion. If his courtesy be extorted reluctantly, it is at least extended far. I would advise you to tell your strait to the Earl's chamberlain—you will have instant redress.”
“And welcome,” said Raleigh; “it’s a great gesture. My Lord of Leicester has been kind enough to host us in style. Even if his hospitality comes with some hesitation, it’s still generous. I suggest you explain your situation to the Earl’s chamberlain—you’ll get help right away.”
“Nay, it is not worth while, since you can spare me room,” replied Tressilian—“I would not be troublesome. Has any one come hither with you?”
“Nah, it’s not worth it, since you can give me space,” replied Tressilian. “I wouldn’t want to be a bother. Has anyone come here with you?”
“Oh, ay,” said Blount; “Varney and a whole tribe of Leicestrians, besides about a score of us honest Sussex folk. We are all, it seems, to receive the Queen at what they call the Gallery-tower, and witness some fooleries there; and then we're to remain in attendance upon the Queen in the Great Hall—God bless the mark!—while those who are now waiting upon her Grace get rid of their slough, and doff their riding-suits. Heaven help me, if her Grace should speak to me, I shall never know what to answer!”
“Oh, yeah,” said Blount; “Varney and a whole bunch of people from Leicester, along with about twenty of us honest folks from Sussex. It looks like we're all supposed to greet the Queen at what they call the Gallery Tower and watch some nonsense there; and then we're supposed to stick around to attend to the Queen in the Great Hall—good grief!—while those who are currently with her Grace change out of their riding outfits. Heaven help me, if her Grace speaks to me, I won't know how to respond!”
“And what has detained them so long at Warwick?” said Tressilian, unwilling that their conversation should return to his own affairs.
“And what has kept them so long at Warwick?” Tressilian asked, not wanting their conversation to go back to his own matters.
“Such a succession of fooleries,” said Blount, “as were never seen at Bartholomew-fair. We have had speeches and players, and dogs and bears, and men making monkeys and women moppets of themselves—I marvel the Queen could endure it. But ever and anon came in something of 'the lovely light of her gracious countenance,' or some such trash. Ah! vanity makes a fool of the wisest. But come, let us on to this same Gallery-tower—though I see not what thou Tressilian, canst do with thy riding-dress and boots.”
“Such a series of ridiculous antics,” said Blount, “like nothing ever seen at Bartholomew Fair. We’ve had speeches and performances, dogs and bears, and men turning themselves into monkeys and women into fools—I’m surprised the Queen could tolerate it. But every now and then, someone would mention 'the lovely light of her gracious countenance' or some nonsense like that. Ah! vanity makes a fool of the wisest. But come, let’s head to that Gallery Tower—even though I don’t see what you, Tressilian, can do in your riding outfit and boots.”
“I will take my station behind thee, Blount,” said Tressilian, who saw that his friend's unusual finery had taken a strong hold of his imagination; “thy goodly size and gay dress will cover my defects.”
“I'll stand behind you, Blount,” said Tressilian, noticing that his friend's fancy outfit had really captured his attention; “your impressive size and bright clothes will hide my shortcomings.”
“And so thou shalt, Edmund,” said Blount. “In faith I am glad thou thinkest my garb well-fancied, for all Mr. Wittypate here; for when one does a foolish thing, it is right to do it handsomely.”
“And so you shall, Edmund,” said Blount. “Honestly, I’m glad you think my outfit looks good, despite what Mr. Wittypate here says; because when you do something silly, it’s best to do it with style.”
So saying, Blount cocked his beaver, threw out his leg, and marched manfully forward, as if at the head of his brigade of pikemen, ever and anon looking with complaisance on his crimson stockings, and the huge yellow roses which blossomed on his shoes. Tressilian followed, wrapt in his own sad thoughts, and scarce minding Raleigh, whose quick fancy, amused by the awkward vanity of his respectable friend, vented itself in jests, which he whispered into Tressilian's ear.
So saying, Blount adjusted his hat, stuck out his leg, and marched confidently forward, as if he were leading a group of pikemen, frequently glancing with satisfaction at his bright red stockings and the large yellow roses on his shoes. Tressilian followed, lost in his own gloomy thoughts and barely paying attention to Raleigh, whose quick wit, entertained by the silly vanity of his respectable friend, expressed itself in jokes that he whispered into Tressilian's ear.
In this manner they crossed the long bridge, or tilt-yard, and took their station, with other gentlemen of quality, before the outer gate of the Gallery, or Entrance-tower. The whole amounted to about forty persons, all selected as of the first rank under that of knighthood, and were disposed in double rows on either side of the gate, like a guard of honour, within the close hedge of pikes and partisans which was formed by Leicester's retainers, wearing his liveries. The gentlemen carried no arms save their swords and daggers. These gallants were as gaily dressed as imagination could devise; and as the garb of the time permitted a great display of expensive magnificence, nought was to be seen but velvet and cloth of gold and silver, ribbons, feathers, gems, and golden chains. In spite of his more serious subjects of distress, Tressilian could not help feeling that he, with his riding-suit, however handsome it might be, made rather an unworthy figure among these “fierce vanities,” and the rather because he saw that his deshabille was the subject of wonder among his own friends, and of scorn among the partisans of Leicester.
In this way, they crossed the long bridge, or tilt-yard, and took their place, along with other genteel men, in front of the outer gate of the Gallery, or Entrance-tower. There were about forty people in total, all chosen as the highest rank below knighthood, arranged in double lines on either side of the gate, like a guard of honor, within the close barrier of pikes and partisans created by Leicester's supporters wearing his livery. The gentlemen carried no weapons except their swords and daggers. These dapper men were dressed as flamboyantly as imagination could allow, and since the fashion of the time allowed for a great display of costly finery, all that could be seen were velvet, gold and silver cloth, ribbons, feathers, gems, and golden chains. Despite his more serious worries, Tressilian couldn't help but feel that he, in his riding outfit, no matter how handsome it was, looked rather out of place among these "fierce vanities," especially since he noticed that his less formal attire was a topic of curiosity among his friends and scorn among Leicester's supporters.
We could not suppress this fact, though it may seem something at variance with the gravity of Tressilian's character; but the truth is, that a regard for personal appearance is a species of self-love, from which the wisest are not exempt, and to which the mind clings so instinctively that not only the soldier advancing to almost inevitable death, but even the doomed criminal who goes to certain execution, shows an anxiety to array his person to the best advantage. But this is a digression.
We couldn't ignore this fact, even though it might seem inconsistent with Tressilian's serious nature. The truth is, caring about how we look is a form of self-love that even the wisest aren't free from, and our minds hold onto it so strongly that both the soldier facing almost certain death and the condemned criminal heading to execution want to present themselves as well as possible. But that's a side note.
It was the twilight of a summer night (9th July, 1575), the sun having for some time set, and all were in anxious expectation of the Queen's immediate approach. The multitude had remained assembled for many hours, and their numbers were still rather on the increase. A profuse distribution of refreshments, together with roasted oxen, and barrels of ale set a-broach in different places of the road, had kept the populace in perfect love and loyalty towards the Queen and her favourite, which might have somewhat abated had fasting been added to watching. They passed away the time, therefore, with the usual popular amusements of whooping, hallooing, shrieking, and playing rude tricks upon each other, forming the chorus of discordant sounds usual on such occasions. These prevailed all through the crowded roads and fields, and especially beyond the gate of the Chase, where the greater number of the common sort were stationed; when, all of a sudden, a single rocket was seen to shoot into the atmosphere, and, at the instant, far heard over flood and field, the great bell of the Castle tolled.
It was the twilight of a summer night (July 9, 1575), the sun having set some time ago, and everyone was eagerly waiting for the Queen's arrival. The crowd had gathered for many hours, and their numbers were still growing. A generous supply of refreshments, along with roasted oxen and barrels of ale set up along the road, kept the people in good spirits and loyal to the Queen and her favorite, a loyalty that might have lessened if they had to deal with hunger on top of their waiting. To pass the time, they engaged in the usual fun activities of cheering, shouting, screaming, and playing pranks on each other, creating the typical chaotic noise heard at such events. This noise echoed throughout the busy roads and fields, especially beyond the gate of the Chase, where most of the common folk were gathered; then, all of a sudden, a single rocket shot into the sky, and at that moment, the great bell of the Castle rang out, heard far over land and water.
Immediately there was a pause of dead silence, succeeded by a deep hum of expectation, the united voice of many thousands, none of whom spoke above their breath—or, to use a singular expression, the whisper of an immense multitude.
Immediately there was a pause of complete silence, followed by a deep hum of anticipation, the collective voice of many thousands, none of whom spoke above a whisper—or, to use a unique phrase, the whisper of a vast crowd.
“They come now, for certain,” said Raleigh. “Tressilian, that sound is grand. We hear it from this distance as mariners, after a long voyage, hear, upon their night-watch, the tide rush upon some distant and unknown shore.”
“They're definitely coming now,” said Raleigh. “Tressilian, that sound is amazing. We hear it from this distance like sailors, after a long journey, hear the tide rushing onto some far-off and unfamiliar shore during their night watch.”
“Mass!” answered Blount, “I hear it rather as I used to hear mine own kine lowing from the close of Wittenswestlowe.”
“Mass!” replied Blount, “I hear it more like how I used to hear my own cows mooing from the fields of Wittenswestlowe.”
“He will assuredly graze presently,” said Raleigh to Tressilian; “his thought is all of fat oxen and fertile meadows. He grows little better than one of his own beeves, and only becomes grand when he is provoked to pushing and goring.”
“He will definitely eat soon,” said Raleigh to Tressilian; “he only thinks about fat cattle and rich pastures. He hardly grows better than one of his own cows and only becomes impressive when he is stirred to pushing and butting.”
“We shall have him at that presently,” said Tressilian, “if you spare not your wit.”
“We’ll have him at that soon,” said Tressilian, “if you don’t hold back your cleverness.”
“Tush, I care not,” answered Raleigh; “but thou too, Tressilian, hast turned a kind of owl, that flies only by night—hast exchanged thy songs for screechings, and good company for an ivy-tod.”
“Tush, I don't care,” replied Raleigh; “but you too, Tressilian, have become a bit of a night owl, only flying at night—you’ve traded your songs for screeches and good company for a clump of ivy.”
“But what manner of animal art thou thyself, Raleigh,” said Tressilian, “that thou holdest us all so lightly?”
“But what kind of person are you, Raleigh,” Tressilian said, “that you treat us all so casually?”
“Who—I?” replied Raleigh. “An eagle am I, that never will think of dull earth while there is a heaven to soar in, and a sun to gaze upon.”
“Who—me?” replied Raleigh. “I’m an eagle, and I won’t waste my time thinking about the dull ground when there’s a sky to fly in and a sun to look at.”
“Well bragged, by Saint Barnaby!” said Blount; “but, good Master Eagle, beware the cage, and beware the fowler. Many birds have flown as high that I have seen stuffed with straw and hung up to scare kites.—But hark, what a dead silence hath fallen on them at once!”
“Well said, by Saint Barnaby!” said Blount; “but, good Master Eagle, watch out for the cage, and watch out for the hunter. Many birds have flown high, and I’ve seen them stuffed with straw and hung up to scare off kites.—But listen, what a sudden silence has come over them!”
“The procession pauses,” said Raleigh, “at the gate of the Chase, where a sibyl, one of the FATIDICAE, meets the Queen, to tell her fortune. I saw the verses; there is little savour in them, and her Grace has been already crammed full with such poetical compliments. She whispered to me, during the Recorder's speech yonder, at Ford-mill, as she entered the liberties of Warwick, how she was 'PERTAESA BARBARAE LOQUELAE.'”
“The procession stops,” said Raleigh, “at the gate of the Chase, where a fortune teller, one of the FATIDICAE, meets the Queen to read her fortune. I saw the verses; there’s not much to them, and her Grace is already stuffed with such poetic flattery. She whispered to me, during the Recorder's speech over there, at Ford-mill, as she entered the liberties of Warwick, how she was 'PERTAESA BARBARAE LOQUELAE.'”
“The Queen whispered to HIM!” said Blount, in a kind of soliloquy; “Good God, to what will this world come!”
“The Queen whispered to him!” Blount said, almost to himself. “Good God, what is this world coming to!”
His further meditations were interrupted by a shout of applause from the multitude, so tremendously vociferous that the country echoed for miles round. The guards, thickly stationed upon the road by which the Queen was to advance, caught up the acclamation, which ran like wildfire to the Castle, and announced to all within that Queen Elizabeth had entered the Royal Chase of Kenilworth. The whole music of the Castle sounded at once, and a round of artillery, with a salvo of small arms, was discharged from the battlements; but the noise of drums and trumpets, and even of the cannon themselves, was but faintly heard amidst the roaring and reiterated welcomes of the multitude.
His further reflections were interrupted by a loud cheer from the crowd, so incredibly loud that it echoed for miles around. The guards, heavily positioned along the road the Queen was to take, joined in the cheering, which spread like wildfire to the Castle, announcing to everyone inside that Queen Elizabeth had arrived at the Royal Chase of Kenilworth. The entire music of the Castle played at once, and a round of artillery, along with a volley of small arms, was fired from the battlements; but the sound of drums, trumpets, and even the cannons was barely heard over the roaring and repeated welcomes of the crowd.
As the noise began to abate, a broad glare of light was seen to appear from the gate of the Park, and broadening and brightening as it came nearer, advanced along the open and fair avenue that led towards the Gallery-tower; and which, as we have already noticed, was lined on either hand by the retainers of the Earl of Leicester. The word was passed along the line, “The Queen! The Queen! Silence, and stand fast!” Onward came the cavalcade, illuminated by two hundred thick waxen torches, in the hands of as many horsemen, which cast a light like that of broad day all around the procession, but especially on the principal group, of which the Queen herself, arrayed in the most splendid manner, and blazing with jewels, formed the central figure. She was mounted on a milk-white horse, which she reined with peculiar grace and dignity; and in the whole of her stately and noble carriage you saw the daughter of an hundred kings.
As the noise began to fade, a bright light appeared from the gate of the Park, growing larger and brighter as it got closer, moving along the open, beautiful path that led to the Gallery-tower, which, as we've already mentioned, was lined on both sides by the followers of the Earl of Leicester. The word spread along the line, “The Queen! The Queen! Be quiet and stand still!” The procession came forward, lit by two hundred thick wax candles held by as many horsemen, casting a light like broad daylight all around, but especially on the main group, with the Queen herself, dressed in the most magnificent way and shining with jewels, at the center. She was riding a milk-white horse, which she guided with a unique grace and dignity; and in her stately and noble presence, you could see the daughter of a hundred kings.
The ladies of the court, who rode beside her Majesty, had taken especial care that their own external appearance should not be more glorious than their rank and the occasion altogether demanded, so that no inferior luminary might appear to approach the orbit of royalty. But their personal charms, and the magnificence by which, under every prudential restraint, they were necessarily distinguished, exhibited them as the very flower of a realm so far famed for splendour and beauty. The magnificence of the courtiers, free from such restraints as prudence imposed on the ladies, was yet more unbounded.
The ladies of the court, who rode alongside her Majesty, made sure that their looks didn’t outshine their status or the occasion since they didn’t want any lesser lights to seem like they were rivaling royalty. However, their personal beauty and the elegance they naturally displayed, despite being prudently modest, showed them as the true gems of a realm renowned for its splendor and beauty. The grandeur of the courtiers, unconstrained by the same prudential limits, was even more extravagant.
Leicester, who glittered like a golden image with jewels and cloth of gold, rode on her Majesty's right hand, as well in quality of her host as of her master of the horse. The black steed which he mounted had not a single white hair on his body, and was one of the most renowned chargers in Europe, having been purchased by the Earl at large expense for this royal occasion. As the noble animal chafed at the slow pace of the procession, and, arching his stately neck, champed on the silver bits which restrained him, the foam flew from his mouth, and speckled his well-formed limbs as if with spots of snow. The rider well became the high place which he held, and the proud steed which he bestrode; for no man in England, or perhaps in Europe, was more perfect than Dudley in horsemanship, and all other exercises belonging to his quality. He was bareheaded as were all the courtiers in the train; and the red torchlight shone upon his long, curled tresses of dark hair, and on his noble features, to the beauty of which even the severest criticism could only object the lordly fault, as it may be termed, of a forehead somewhat too high. On that proud evening those features wore all the grateful solicitude of a subject, to show himself sensible of the high honour which the Queen was conferring on him, and all the pride and satisfaction which became so glorious a moment. Yet, though neither eye nor feature betrayed aught but feelings which suited the occasion, some of the Earl's personal attendants remarked that he was unusually pale, and they expressed to each other their fear that he was taking more fatigue than consisted with his health.
Leicester, who sparkled like a golden statue with jewels and gold fabric, rode on the Queen's right side, serving both as her host and master of the horse. The black horse he was riding had no white hairs on its body and was one of the most famous steeds in Europe, bought by the Earl at great expense for this royal event. As the impressive animal grew restless with the slow pace of the parade, flexing its elegant neck and chewing on the silver bits that held it back, foam flew from its mouth, dotting its well-shaped legs like patches of snow. The rider suited his prominent position and the proud horse he rode; no one in England, or perhaps in Europe, was better than Dudley at riding and other skills befitting his rank. He was bareheaded like all the courtiers in the procession, and the red torchlight illuminated his long, curled dark hair and noble features, which even the harshest critic might only fault for having a forehead that was a bit too high. On that grand evening, his face showed a grateful concern of a subject, demonstrating his awareness of the great honor the Queen was bestowing upon him, along with all the pride and satisfaction that such a glorious moment warranted. However, even though his expression revealed nothing but appropriate feelings for the occasion, some of the Earl's personal attendants noticed he looked unusually pale, and they voiced their worries to each other that he might be exerting himself more than was wise for his health.
Varney followed close behind his master, as the principal esquire in waiting, and had charge of his lordship's black velvet bonnet, garnished with a clasp of diamonds and surmounted by a white plume. He kept his eye constantly on his master, and, for reasons with which the reader is not unacquainted, was, among Leicester's numerous dependants, the one who was most anxious that his lord's strength and resolution should carry him successfully through a day so agitating. For although Varney was one of the few, the very few moral monsters who contrive to lull to sleep the remorse of their own bosoms, and are drugged into moral insensibility by atheism, as men in extreme agony are lulled by opium, yet he knew that in the breast of his patron there was already awakened the fire that is never quenched, and that his lord felt, amid all the pomp and magnificence we have described, the gnawing of the worm that dieth not. Still, however, assured as Lord Leicester stood, by Varney's own intelligence, that his Countess laboured under an indisposition which formed an unanswerable apology to the Queen for her not appearing at Kenilworth, there was little danger, his wily retainer thought, that a man so ambitious would betray himself by giving way to any external weakness.
Varney stayed close behind his master, serving as the main squire in attendance, and was responsible for his lordship's black velvet cap, adorned with a diamond clasp and topped with a white feather. He kept a constant watch on his master and, for reasons the reader might already know, was the most worried among Leicester's many followers about his lord's strength and determination getting him through such a stressful day. Although Varney was one of the very few moral monsters who managed to silence the guilt inside them and were numbed by atheism, like people in severe pain are soothed by opium, he understood that his patron was already burning with an unquenchable fire, feeling, despite all the grandeur we’ve described, the relentless ache of a guilty conscience. Still, Varney, confident based on his own information, knew that Lord Leicester's Countess was suffering from an illness that provided a valid excuse for her not being at Kenilworth; he thought there was little risk that such an ambitious man would show any weakness.
The train, male and female, who attended immediately upon the Queen's person, were, of course, of the bravest and the fairest—the highest born nobles, and the wisest counsellors, of that distinguished reign, to repeat whose names were but to weary the reader. Behind came a long crowd of knights and gentlemen, whose rank and birth, however distinguished, were thrown into shade, as their persons into the rear of a procession whose front was of such august majesty.
The train, both men and women, who attended immediately on the Queen, were, of course, the bravest and most beautiful—the highest born nobles and the wisest advisors of that notable reign, mentioning their names would only tire the reader. Following them was a long line of knights and gentlemen, whose rank and birth, though distinguished, were overshadowed, much like their presence in a procession led by such great majesty.
Thus marshalled, the cavalcade approached the Gallery-tower, which formed, as we have often observed, the extreme barrier of the Castle.
Thus organized, the procession approached the Gallery-tower, which, as we have often noted, served as the outermost boundary of the Castle.
It was now the part of the huge porter to step forward; but the lubbard was so overwhelmed with confusion of spirit—the contents of one immense black jack of double ale, which he had just drunk to quicken his memory, having treacherously confused the brain it was intended to clear—that he only groaned piteously, and remained sitting on his stone seat; and the Queen would have passed on without greeting, had not the gigantic warder's secret ally, Flibbertigibbet, who lay perdue behind him, thrust a pin into the rear of the short femoral garment which we elsewhere described.
It was now the time for the enormous porter to step forward; but the guy was so overwhelmed with confusion—after downing a huge mug of strong beer to jog his memory, which ended up muddling his thoughts instead—that he only groaned sadly and stayed seated on his stone seat. The Queen would have moved on without a greeting if it weren't for the gigantic warder's undercover helper, Flibbertigibbet, who was hiding behind him and poked him with a pin in the back of his short trousers that we mentioned earlier.
The porter uttered a sort of yell, which came not amiss into his part, started up with his club, and dealt a sound douse or two on each side of him; and then, like a coach-horse pricked by the spur, started off at once into the full career of his address, and by dint of active prompting on the part of Dickie Sludge, delivered, in sounds of gigantic intonation, a speech which may be thus abridged—the reader being to suppose that the first lines were addressed to the throng who approached the gateway; the conclusion, at the approach of the Queen, upon sight of whom, as struck by some heavenly vision, the gigantic warder dropped his club, resigned his keys, and gave open way to the Goddess of the night, and all her magnificent train.
The porter let out a yell that fit right into his role, jumped up with his club, and gave a solid few whacks on each side of him. Then, like a racehorse hit by the spur, he took off immediately into a full-blown performance. With Dickie Sludge's encouragement, he delivered a speech in booming tones that can be summarized as follows—the reader should imagine that the opening lines were directed at the crowd approaching the gate; the ending, as the Queen arrived, when he seemed to be struck by a divine vision, causing the massive guard to drop his club, hand over his keys, and step aside for the Goddess of the night and her stunning entourage.
“What stir, what turmoil, have we for the nones?
Stand back, my masters, or beware your bones!
Sirs, I'm a warder, and no man of straw,
My voice keeps order, and my club gives law.
Yet soft—nay, stay—what vision have we here?
What dainty darling's this—what peerless peer?
What loveliest face, that loving ranks unfold,
Like brightest diamond chased in purest gold?
Dazzled and blind, mine office I forsake,
My club, my key, my knee, my homage take.
Bright paragon, pass on in joy and bliss;—
Beshrew the gate that opes not wide at such a sight as this!”
[This is an imitation of Gascoigne's verses spoken by the
Herculean porter, as mentioned in the text. The original may be
found in the republication of the Princely Pleasures of
Kenilworth, by the same author, in the History of Kenilworth
already quoted. Chiswick, 1821.]
“What commotion, what chaos, do we have for today?
Step back, everyone, or watch out for your bones!
Sirs, I'm a guard, not some weakling,
My voice enforces order, and my club enforces the law.
Hold on—wait—what vision do we have here?
Who is this charming beauty—what unmatched noble?
What lovely face, that love reveals,
Like the brightest diamond set in purest gold?
Dazed and blind, I abandon my duties,
My club, my key, my knee, my respect I yield.
Bright gem, move on in joy and happiness;—
Curse the gate that does not swing wide for a sight like this!”
[This is an imitation of Gascoigne's verses spoken by the
Herculean porter, as mentioned in the text. The original may be
found in the republication of the Princely Pleasures of
Kenilworth, by the same author, in the History of Kenilworth
already quoted. Chiswick, 1821.]
Elizabeth received most graciously the homage of the Herculean porter, and, bending her head to him in requital, passed through his guarded tower, from the top of which was poured a clamorous blast of warlike music, which was replied to by other bands of minstrelsy placed at different points on the Castle walls, and by others again stationed in the Chase; while the tones of the one, as they yet vibrated on the echoes, were caught up and answered by new harmony from different quarters.
Elizabeth graciously accepted the tribute from the strong porter, and, nodding her head in acknowledgment, moved through his guarded tower. From the top of the tower, a loud burst of warlike music erupted, which was answered by other groups of musicians positioned at various spots on the Castle walls, as well as others set up in the nearby woods. The sounds, still resonating through the air, were picked up and responded to by new melodies from different directions.
Amidst these bursts of music, which, as if the work of enchantment, seemed now close at hand, now softened by distant space, now wailing so low and sweet as if that distance were gradually prolonged until only the last lingering strains could reach the ear, Queen Elizabeth crossed the Gallery-tower, and came upon the long bridge, which extended from thence to Mortimer's Tower, and which was already as light as day, so many torches had been fastened to the palisades on either side. Most of the nobles here alighted, and sent their horses to the neighbouring village of Kenilworth, following the Queen on foot, as did the gentlemen who had stood in array to receive her at the Gallery-tower.
Amidst these bursts of music, which seemed like magic—sometimes close, sometimes softened by distance, sometimes soaring low and sweet as if that distance stretched out until only the last fading notes could be heard—Queen Elizabeth crossed the Gallery tower and approached the long bridge that led to Mortimer's Tower, which was already as bright as day from all the torches attached to the palisades on either side. Most of the nobles dismounted here and sent their horses to the nearby village of Kenilworth, following the Queen on foot, along with the gentlemen who had been arranged to greet her at the Gallery tower.
On this occasion, as at different times during the evening, Raleigh addressed himself to Tressilian, and was not a little surprised at his vague and unsatisfactory answers; which, joined to his leaving his apartment without any assigned reason, appearing in an undress when it was likely to be offensive to the Queen, and some other symptoms of irregularity which he thought he discovered, led him to doubt whether his friend did not labour under some temporary derangement.
On this occasion, just like at various times during the evening, Raleigh directed his attention to Tressilian and was quite surprised by his vague and unsatisfactory responses. This, along with Tressilian leaving his room without any clear reason, showing up in casual attire when it could upset the Queen, and a few other signs of unusual behavior that Raleigh thought he noticed, caused him to question whether his friend might be experiencing some temporary instability.
Meanwhile, the Queen had no sooner stepped on the bridge than a new spectacle was provided; for as soon as the music gave signal that she was so far advanced, a raft, so disposed as to resemble a small floating island, illuminated by a great variety of torches, and surrounded by floating pageants formed to represent sea-horses, on which sat Tritons, Nereids, and other fabulous deities of the seas and rivers, made its appearance upon the lake, and issuing from behind a small heronry where it had been concealed, floated gently towards the farther end of the bridge.
Meanwhile, as soon as the Queen stepped onto the bridge, a new spectacle unfolded. The moment the music signaled her progress, a raft designed to look like a small floating island appeared, lit up by a wide array of torches. It was surrounded by floating decorations shaped like sea-horses, with Tritons, Nereids, and other legendary sea and river deities sitting atop them. The raft emerged from behind a small heronry where it had been hidden, gently drifting toward the far end of the bridge.
On the islet appeared a beautiful woman, clad in a watchet-coloured silken mantle, bound with a broad girdle inscribed with characters like the phylacteries of the Hebrews. Her feet and arms were bare, but her wrists and ankles were adorned with gold bracelets of uncommon size. Amidst her long, silky black hair she wore a crown or chaplet of artificial mistletoe, and bore in her hand a rod of ebony tipped with silver. Two Nymphs attended on her, dressed in the same antique and mystical guise.
On the islet stood a beautiful woman, wearing a light blue silk cloak, fastened with a wide belt inscribed with symbols like Hebrew amulets. Her feet and arms were bare, but her wrists and ankles were decorated with unusually large gold bracelets. Her long, silky black hair was adorned with a crown of fake mistletoe, and she held a silver-tipped ebony staff in her hand. Two Nymphs accompanied her, dressed in the same ancient and mystical style.
The pageant was so well managed that this Lady of the Floating Island, having performed her voyage with much picturesque effect, landed at Mortimer's Tower with her two attendants just as Elizabeth presented herself before that outwork. The stranger then, in a well-penned speech, announced herself as that famous Lady of the Lake renowned in the stories of King Arthur, who had nursed the youth of the redoubted Sir Lancelot, and whose beauty 'had proved too powerful both for the wisdom and the spells of the mighty Merlin. Since that early period she had remained possessed of her crystal dominions, she said, despite the various men of fame and might by whom Kenilworth had been successively tenanted. 'The Saxons, the Danes, the Normans, the Saintlowes, the Clintons, the Montforts, the Mortimers, the Plantagenets, great though they were in arms and magnificence, had never, she said, caused her to raise her head from the waters which hid her crystal palace. But a greater than all these great names had now appeared, and she came in homage and duty to welcome the peerless Elizabeth to all sport which the Castle and its environs, which lake or land, could afford.
The pageant was so well organized that this Lady of the Floating Island, having completed her journey with great flair, arrived at Mortimer's Tower with her two attendants just as Elizabeth was presenting herself at that fortification. The stranger then, in a well-crafted speech, introduced herself as the famous Lady of the Lake, known in the tales of King Arthur, who had nurtured the youth of the legendary Sir Lancelot, and whose beauty had proven too enchanting for both the wisdom and magic of the powerful Merlin. Since that early time, she stated, she had remained in her crystal realm, despite the various famous and mighty individuals who had lived at Kenilworth. "The Saxons, the Danes, the Normans, the Saintlowes, the Clintons, the Montforts, the Mortimers, the Plantagenets—great as they were in battle and splendor—had never caused me," she said, "to lift my head from the waters that conceal my crystal palace. But now a greater than all these illustrious names has come, and I come to honor and welcome the incomparable Elizabeth to all the entertainment that the Castle and its surroundings, whether lake or land, can offer."
The Queen received this address also with great courtesy, and made answer in raillery, “We thought this lake had belonged to our own dominions, fair dame; but since so famed a lady claims it for hers, we will be glad at some other time to have further communing with you touching our joint interests.”
The Queen responded to this address with great courtesy, jokingly saying, “We thought this lake was part of our own territory, fair lady; but since such a renowned woman claims it as hers, we would be pleased to discuss our shared interests with you at another time.”
With this gracious answer the Lady of the Lake vanished, and Arion, who was amongst the maritime deities, appeared upon his dolphin. But Lambourne, who had taken upon him the part in the absence of Wayland, being chilled with remaining immersed in an element to which he was not friendly, having never got his speech by heart, and not having, like the porter, the advantage of a prompter, paid it off with impudence, tearing off his vizard, and swearing, “Cogs bones! he was none of Arion or Orion either, but honest Mike Lambourne, that had been drinking her Majesty's health from morning till midnight, and was come to bid her heartily welcome to Kenilworth Castle.”
With that gracious reply, the Lady of the Lake disappeared, and Arion, who was among the sea gods, showed up on his dolphin. But Lambourne, who had stepped in during Wayland's absence, feeling cold from being stuck in water that he didn’t like, having never memorized his lines and lacking a prompter like the porter, responded with rudeness, pulling off his mask and swearing, “Cogs bones! I’m neither Arion nor Orion, but just honest Mike Lambourne, who has been toasting her Majesty's health from morning till midnight, and I’ve come to give her a warm welcome to Kenilworth Castle.”
This unpremeditated buffoonery answered the purpose probably better than the set speech would have done. The Queen laughed heartily, and swore (in her turn) that he had made the best speech she had heard that day. Lambourne, who instantly saw his jest had saved his bones, jumped on shore, gave his dolphin a kick, and declared he would never meddle with fish again, except at dinner.
This spontaneous clowning probably worked better than any prepared speech would have. The Queen laughed loudly and insisted that it was the best speech she had heard all day. Lambourne, who quickly realized his joke had spared him trouble, jumped ashore, kicked his dolphin, and declared that he would never deal with fish again, except at dinner.
At the same time that the Queen was about to enter the Castle, that memorable discharge of fireworks by water and land took place, which Master Laneham, formerly introduced to the reader, has strained all his eloquence to describe.
At the same time that the Queen was about to enter the Castle, that unforgettable display of fireworks by water and land happened, which Master Laneham, previously introduced to the reader, has used all his words to describe.
“Such,” says the Clerk of the Council-chamber door “was the blaze of burning darts, the gleams of stars coruscant, the streams and hail of fiery sparks, lightnings of wildfire, and flight-shot of thunderbolts, with continuance, terror, and vehemency, that the heavens thundered, the waters surged, and the earth shook; and for my part, hardy as I am, it made me very vengeably afraid.”
“Such,” says the Clerk of the Council-chamber door, “was the blaze of burning arrows, the flickering light of bright stars, the trails and bursts of fiery sparks, flashes of wildfire, and the strikes of thunderbolts, all happening with intensity, fear, and force, that the heavens roared, the waters surged, and the earth trembled; and for my part, as tough as I am, it made me quite fearfully angry.”
[See Laneham's Account of the Queen's Entertainment at Killingworth Castle, in 1575, a very diverting tract, written by as great a coxcomb as ever blotted paper. [See Note 6] The original is extremely rare, but it has been twice reprinted; once in Mr. Nichols's very curious and interesting collection of the Progresses and Public Processions of Queen Elizabeth, vol.i. and more lately in a beautiful antiquarian publication, termed KENILWORTH ILLUSTRATED, printed at Chiswick, for Meridew of Coventry and Radcliffe of Birmingham. It contains reprints of Laneham's Letter, Gascoigne's Princely Progress, and other scarce pieces, annotated with accuracy and ability. The author takes the liberty to refer to this work as his authority for the account of the festivities.
[See Laneham's Account of the Queen's Entertainment at Killingworth Castle, in 1575, a very entertaining piece written by a real show-off. [See Note 6] The original is extremely rare, but it has been reprinted twice; once in Mr. Nichols's fascinating collection of the Progresses and Public Processions of Queen Elizabeth, vol. i., and more recently in a beautiful antiquarian publication called KENILWORTH ILLUSTRATED, printed at Chiswick for Meridew of Coventry and Radcliffe of Birmingham. It includes reprints of Laneham's Letter, Gascoigne's Princely Progress, and other scarce pieces, with thorough and skillful annotations. The author takes the liberty to refer to this work as his source for the account of the festivities.
I am indebted for a curious ground-plan of the Castle of Kenilworth, as it existed in Queen Elizabeth's time, to the voluntary kindness of Richard Badnall Esq. of Olivebank, near Liverpool. From his obliging communication, I learn that the original sketch was found among the manuscripts of the celebrated J. J. Rousseau, when he left England. These were entrusted by the philosopher to the care of his friend Mr. Davenport, and passed from his legatee into the possession of Mr. Badnall.]
I owe a thanks to Richard Badnall Esq. of Olivebank, near Liverpool, for a fascinating layout of Kenilworth Castle as it was during Queen Elizabeth's reign. From his generous message, I found out that the original drawing was discovered among the papers of the famous J. J. Rousseau when he left England. These documents were given to his friend Mr. Davenport for safekeeping and eventually ended up in the hands of Mr. Badnall.
CHAPTER XXXI.
Nay, this is matter for the month of March,
When hares are maddest. Either speak in reason,
Giving cold argument the wall of passion,
Or I break up the court. —BEAUMONT AND FLETCHER.
No, this is an issue for March,
When hares are craziest. Either speak reasonably,
Letting cold logic take a backseat to emotion,
Or I'll dissolve the court. —BEAUMONT AND FLETCHER.
It is by no means our purpose to detail minutely all the princely festivities of Kenilworth, after the fashion of Master Robert Laneham, whom we quoted in the conclusion of the last chapter. It is sufficient to say that under discharge of the splendid fireworks, which we have borrowed Laneham's eloquence to describe, the Queen entered the base-court of Kenilworth, through Mortimer's Tower, and moving on through pageants of heathen gods and heroes of antiquity, who offered gifts and compliments on the bended knee, at length found her way to the Great Hall of the Castle, gorgeously hung for her reception with the richest silken tapestry, misty with perfumes, and sounding to strains of soft and delicious music. From the highly-carved oaken roof hung a superb chandelier of gilt bronze, formed like a spread eagle, whose outstretched wings supported three male and three female figures, grasping a pair of branches in each hand. The Hall was thus illuminated by twenty-four torches of wax. At the upper end of the splendid apartment was a state canopy, overshadowing a royal throne, and beside it was a door, which opened to a long suite of apartments, decorated with the utmost magnificence for the Queen and her ladies, whenever it should be her pleasure to be private.
It’s not our intention to go into great detail about all the royal celebrations at Kenilworth, like Master Robert Laneham did, whom we quoted at the end of the last chapter. It’s enough to say that during the dazzling fireworks, which we’ve borrowed Laneham's words to describe, the Queen entered the base court of Kenilworth through Mortimer's Tower. As she moved past displays of pagan gods and ancient heroes, who presented gifts and compliments on bended knee, she eventually made her way to the Great Hall of the Castle. The hall was beautifully decorated for her arrival with rich silk tapestries, filled with fragrances, and accompanied by soft, delightful music. Hanging from the intricately carved oak ceiling was a stunning chandelier made of gilt bronze, shaped like a spread eagle, whose outstretched wings held three male and three female figures, with a pair of branches in each hand. The Hall was lit by twenty-four wax torches. At the far end of the magnificent room was a state canopy above a royal throne, and next to it was a door that led to a long series of rooms, lavishly decorated for the Queen and her ladies, whenever she wished to have some privacy.
The Earl of Leicester having handed the Queen up to her throne, and seated her there, knelt down before her, and kissing the hand which she held out, with an air in which romantic and respectful gallantry was happily mingled with the air of loyal devotion, he thanked her, in terms of the deepest gratitude, for the highest honour which a sovereign could render to a subject. So handsome did he look when kneeling before her, that Elizabeth was tempted to prolong the scene a little longer than there was, strictly speaking, necessity for; and ere she raised him, she passed her hand over his head, so near as almost to touch his long, curled, and perfumed hair, and with a movement of fondness that seemed to intimate she would, if she dared, have made the motion a slight caress.
The Earl of Leicester helped the Queen up to her throne and seated her there, then knelt down in front of her. After kissing the hand she extended, he expressed his deepest gratitude, conveying a mix of romantic respect and loyal devotion, thanking her for the highest honor a sovereign could give to a subject. He looked so handsome kneeling before her that Elizabeth felt tempted to prolong the moment a bit longer than necessary. Before she lifted him up, she gently ran her hand over his head, almost touching his long, curly, perfumed hair, in a movement that suggested she might have liked to make it a little caress if she felt she could.
[To justify what may be considered as a high-coloured picture, the author quotes the original of the courtly and shrewd Sir James Melville, being then Queen Mary's envoy at the court of London.
[To justify what might be seen as an overly dramatic portrayal, the author cites the account of the refined and clever Sir James Melville, who was Queen Mary's envoy at the court in London at that time.]
“I was required,” says Sir James, “to stay till I had seen him made Earle of Leicester, and Baron of Denbigh, with great solemnity; herself (Elizabeth) helping to put on his ceremonial, he sitting on his knees before her, keeping a great gravity and a discreet behaviour; but she could not refrain from putting her hand to his neck to kittle (i.e., tickle) him, smilingly, the French Ambassador and I standing beside her.”—MELVILLE'S MEMOIRS, BANNATYNE EDITION, p. 120.]
“I had to stay,” says Sir James, “until I saw him become Earl of Leicester and Baron of Denbigh, with a lot of ceremony; she (Elizabeth) helped put on his ceremonial robe, him kneeling before her, maintaining a serious demeanor and behaving discreetly; but she couldn’t help but reach over and tickle his neck, smiling, while the French Ambassador and I stood beside her.” —MELVILLE'S MEMOIRS, BANNATYNE EDITION, p. 120.
She at length raised him, and standing beside the throne, he explained to her the various preparations which had been made for her amusement and accommodation, all of which received her prompt and gracious approbation. The Earl then prayed her Majesty for permission that he himself, and the nobles who had been in attendance upon her during the journey, might retire for a few minutes, and put themselves into a guise more fitting for dutiful attendance, during which space those gentlemen of worship (pointing to Varney, Blount, Tressilian, and others), who had already put themselves into fresh attire, would have the honour of keeping her presence-chamber.
She finally helped him up, and standing next to the throne, he explained the different arrangements that had been made for her enjoyment and comfort, all of which she quickly and graciously approved. The Earl then asked her Majesty for permission for himself and the nobles who had been attending her during the journey to step away for a few minutes to change into outfits more suitable for their duties. During this time, the gentlemen of honor (pointing to Varney, Blount, Tressilian, and others), who had already changed into fresh clothes, would have the privilege of waiting in her presence-chamber.
“Be it so, my lord,” answered the Queen; “you could manage a theatre well, who can thus command a double set of actors. For ourselves, we will receive your courtesies this evening but clownishly, since it is not our purpose to change our riding attire, being in effect something fatigued with a journey which the concourse of our good people hath rendered slow, though the love they have shown our person hath, at the same time, made it delightful.”
“Alright, my lord,” replied the Queen; “you would run a theater well, being able to direct two sets of actors like this. As for us, we’ll accept your hospitality this evening in our riding clothes because we don’t intend to change, having grown a bit tired from a journey that our kind people have made slow with their support, though their affection for us has also made it enjoyable.”
Leicester, having received this permission, retired accordingly, and was followed by those nobles who had attended the Queen to Kenilworth in person. The gentlemen who had preceded them, and were, of course, dressed for the solemnity, remained in attendance. But being most of them of rather inferior rank, they remained at an awful distance from the throne which Elizabeth occupied. The Queen's sharp eye soon distinguished Raleigh amongst them, with one or two others who were personally known to her, and she instantly made them a sign to approach, and accosted them very graciously. Raleigh, in particular, the adventure of whose cloak, as well as the incident of the verses, remained on her mind, was very graciously received; and to him she most frequently applied for information concerning the names and rank of those who were in presence. These he communicated concisely, and not without some traits of humorous satire, by which Elizabeth seemed much amused. “And who is yonder clownish fellow?” she said, looking at Tressilian, whose soiled dress on this occasion greatly obscured his good mien.
Leicester, having received this permission, stepped back, followed by the nobles who had personally accompanied the Queen to Kenilworth. The gentlemen who had come before them, dressed for the occasion, stayed behind. However, most of them were of lower rank and kept a considerable distance from the throne where Elizabeth sat. The Queen’s sharp eye quickly spotted Raleigh among them, along with a couple of others she knew personally, and she immediately signaled for them to come closer, greeting them warmly. Raleigh, in particular, whose cloak incident and the poem she remembered well, was welcomed especially graciously; she often turned to him for information about the names and ranks of those present. He provided this information concisely, with a touch of humorous satire that clearly amused Elizabeth. “And who is that awkward fellow over there?” she asked, pointing at Tressilian, whose dirty clothes obscured his good looks this time.
“A poet, if it please your Grace,” replied Raleigh.
“A poet, if it pleases Your Grace,” replied Raleigh.
“I might have guessed that from his careless garb,” said Elizabeth. “I have known some poets so thoughtless as to throw their cloaks into gutters.”
“I could have guessed that from his messy outfit,” said Elizabeth. “I’ve known some poets who were so careless that they’d toss their cloaks into the gutters.”
“It must have been when the sun dazzled both their eyes and their judgment,” answered Raleigh.
“It must have been when the sun blinded both their eyes and their judgment,” answered Raleigh.
Elizabeth smiled, and proceeded, “I asked that slovenly fellow's name, and you only told me his profession.”
Elizabeth smiled and continued, “I asked for that messy guy's name, and you only told me what he does for a living.”
“Tressilian is his name,” said Raleigh, with internal reluctance, for he foresaw nothing favourable to his friend from the manner in which she took notice of him.
“Tressilian is his name,” said Raleigh, feeling hesitant inside, because he anticipated nothing good for his friend from the way she acknowledged him.
“Tressilian!” answered Elizabeth. “Oh, the Menelaus of our romance. Why, he has dressed himself in a guise that will go far to exculpate his fair and false Helen. And where is Farnham, or whatever his name is—my Lord of Leicester's man, I mean—the Paris of this Devonshire tale?”
“Tressilian!” replied Elizabeth. “Oh, the Menelaus of our story. Why, he’s dressed himself in a way that will do a lot to clear his beautiful but deceitful Helen. And where’s Farnham, or whatever his name is—my Lord of Leicester's guy, I mean—the Paris of this Devonshire tale?”
With still greater reluctance Raleigh named and pointed out to her Varney, for whom the tailor had done all that art could perform in making his exterior agreeable; and who, if he had not grace, had a sort of tact and habitual knowledge of breeding, which came in place of it.
With even more hesitation, Raleigh named and pointed out Varney to her, for whom the tailor had done everything possible to make him look good; and while he might not have charm, he had a certain skill and a natural sense of manners that made up for it.
The Queen turned her eyes from the one to the other. “I doubt,” she said, “this same poetical Master Tressilian, who is too learned, I warrant me, to remember whose presence he was to appear in, may be one of those of whom Geoffrey Chaucer says wittily, the wisest clerks are not the wisest men. I remember that Varney is a smooth-tongued varlet. I doubt this fair runaway hath had reasons for breaking her faith.”
The Queen looked back and forth between them. “I doubt,” she said, “this so-called poet Master Tressilian, who is probably too learned to even remember whose presence he's supposed to be in, may be one of those people Geoffrey Chaucer cleverly mentioned: the wisest scholars aren't necessarily the wisest people. I recall that Varney is quite the smooth-talker. I suspect this lovely runaway has had her reasons for breaking her promise.”
To this Raleigh durst make no answer, aware how little he should benefit Tressilian by contradicting the Queen's sentiments, and not at all certain, on the whole, whether the best thing that could befall him would not be that she should put an end at once by her authority to this affair, upon which it seemed to him Tressilian's thoughts were fixed with unavailing and distressing pertinacity. As these reflections passed through his active brain, the lower door of the hall opened, and Leicester, accompanied by several of his kinsmen, and of the nobles who had embraced his faction, re-entered the Castle Hall.
To this, Raleigh didn't respond, knowing that contradicting the Queen wouldn't help Tressilian at all. He wasn't sure if it would be better for her to just end this matter with her authority, especially since it seemed like Tressilian was fixated on it in a frustrating and unhelpful way. As these thoughts ran through his busy mind, the lower door of the hall opened, and Leicester, along with several of his relatives and nobles who had joined his side, re-entered the Castle Hall.
The favourite Earl was now apparelled all in white, his shoes being of white velvet; his under-stocks (or stockings) of knit silk; his upper stocks of white velvet, lined with cloth of silver, which was shown at the slashed part of the middle thigh; his doublet of cloth of silver, the close jerkin of white velvet, embroidered with silver and seed-pearl, his girdle and the scabbard of his sword of white velvet with golden buckles; his poniard and sword hilted and mounted with gold; and over all a rich, loose robe of white satin, with a border of golden embroidery a foot in breadth. The collar of the Garter, and the azure garter itself around his knee, completed the appointments of the Earl of Leicester; which were so well matched by his fair stature, graceful gesture, fine proportion of body, and handsome countenance, that at that moment he was admitted by all who saw him as the goodliest person whom they had ever looked upon. Sussex and the other nobles were also richly attired, but in point of splendour and gracefulness of mien Leicester far exceeded them all.
The favorite Earl was now dressed all in white, wearing white velvet shoes; his under-stocks (or stockings) were made of knitted silk; his upper stocks were of white velvet, lined with silver cloth, which showed at the slashed part of his mid-thigh; his doublet was made of silver cloth, and the fitted jerkin was white velvet, embroidered with silver and seed pearls. His belt and the scabbard of his sword were white velvet with golden buckles; his dagger and sword were hilted and adorned with gold; and over everything, he wore a rich, loose robe of white satin, with a border of golden embroidery a foot wide. The collar of the Garter and the blue garter itself around his knee completed the Earl of Leicester's outfit; all of which matched perfectly with his tall stature, graceful demeanor, fine body proportions, and handsome features, making everyone who saw him agree he was the most impressive person they had ever laid eyes on. Sussex and the other nobles were also dressed elegantly, but in terms of splendor and grace, Leicester far surpassed them all.
Elizabeth received him with great complacency. “We have one piece of royal justice,” she said, “to attend to. It is a piece of justice, too, which interests us as a woman, as well as in the character of mother and guardian of the English people.”
Elizabeth welcomed him with a satisfied smile. “We have one matter of royal justice,” she said, “that we need to address. It’s a matter of justice that concerns us not just as a woman, but also in my role as a mother and guardian of the English people.”
An involuntary shudder came over Leicester as he bowed low, expressive of his readiness to receive her royal commands; and a similar cold fit came over Varney, whose eyes (seldom during that evening removed from his patron) instantly perceived from the change in his looks, slight as that was, of what the Queen was speaking. But Leicester had wrought his resolution up to the point which, in his crooked policy, he judged necessary; and when Elizabeth added, “it is of the matter of Varney and Tressilian we speak—is the lady here, my lord?” his answer was ready—“Gracious madam, she is not.”
A sudden shiver ran through Leicester as he bowed deeply, showing he was ready to receive her royal commands; a similar chill struck Varney, whose eyes (rarely leaving his patron throughout the evening) quickly noted the shift in Leicester's expression, however subtle it was, indicating what the Queen was talking about. But Leicester had steeled himself for what he thought was necessary in his calculated plans; when Elizabeth added, “We are discussing the matter of Varney and Tressilian—is the lady here, my lord?” his response was immediate—“Gracious madam, she is not.”
Elizabeth bent her brows and compressed her lips. “Our orders were strict and positive, my lord,” was her answer—
Elizabeth furrowed her brows and pressed her lips together. “Our orders were clear and direct, my lord,” was her response—
“And should have been obeyed, good my liege,” replied Leicester, “had they been expressed in the form of the lightest wish. But—Varney, step forward—this gentleman will inform your Grace of the cause why the lady” (he could not force his rebellious tongue to utter the words—HIS WIFE) “cannot attend on your royal presence.”
“And should have been followed, my lord,” Leicester replied, “if it had been stated as a simple wish. But—Varney, come forward—this gentleman will explain to Your Grace why the lady” (he couldn’t bring himself to say the word—HIS WIFE) “cannot be here with you.”
Varney advanced, and pleaded with readiness, what indeed he firmly believed, the absolute incapacity of the party (for neither did he dare, in Leicester's presence, term her his wife) to wait on her Grace.
Varney stepped forward and eagerly argued what he truly believed: that the party (for he didn't dare to call her his wife in Leicester's presence) was completely unable to attend to her Grace.
“Here,” said he, “are attestations from a most learned physician, whose skill and honour are well known to my good Lord of Leicester, and from an honest and devout Protestant, a man of credit and substance, one Anthony Foster, the gentleman in whose house she is at present bestowed, that she now labours under an illness which altogether unfits her for such a journey as betwixt this Castle and the neighbourhood of Oxford.”
“Here,” he said, “are testimonials from a highly knowledgeable doctor, whose skills and integrity are well-known to my good Lord of Leicester, and from a reputable and faithful Protestant, a man of standing and substance, one Anthony Foster, the gentleman who is currently hosting her, stating that she is now suffering from an illness that completely prevents her from making a journey between this Castle and the area around Oxford.”
“This alters the matter,” said the Queen, taking the certificates in her hand, and glancing at their contents.—“Let Tressilian come forward.—Master Tressilian, we have much sympathy for your situation, the rather that you seem to have set your heart deeply on this Amy Robsart, or Varney. Our power, thanks to God, and the willing obedience of a loving people, is worth much, but there are some things which it cannot compass. We cannot, for example, command the affections of a giddy young girl, or make her love sense and learning better than a courtier's fine doublet; and we cannot control sickness, with which it seems this lady is afflicted, who may not, by reason of such infirmity, attend our court here, as we had required her to do. Here are the testimonials of the physician who hath her under his charge, and the gentleman in whose house she resides, so setting forth.”
“This changes things,” said the Queen, taking the certificates in her hand and glancing at their contents. “Let Tressilian come forward. Master Tressilian, we sympathize with your situation, especially since it seems you’ve really set your heart on this Amy Robsart, or Varney. Our power, thanks to God and the willing support of a loving people, means a lot, but there are some things it can't control. For instance, we can't command the feelings of a flighty young girl or make her prefer sense and learning over a courtier's stylish outfit; and we can't control illness, which it seems this lady is dealing with, preventing her from attending our court here as we requested. Here are the testimonials from the physician who is responsible for her care and the gentleman whose house she’s staying in, as stated.”
“Under your Majesty's favour,” said Tressilian hastily, and in his alarm for the consequence of the imposition practised on the Queen forgetting in part at least his own promise to Amy, “these certificates speak not the truth.”
“Under your Majesty's favor,” Tressilian said quickly, his concern for the implications of the deception on the Queen causing him to partially forget his own promise to Amy, “these certificates aren't truthful.”
“How, sir!” said the Queen—“impeach my Lord of Leicester's veracity! But you shall have a fair hearing. In our presence the meanest of our subjects shall be heard against the proudest, and the least known against the most favoured; therefore you shall be heard fairly, but beware you speak not without a warrant! Take these certificates in your own hand, look at them carefully, and say manfully if you impugn the truth of them, and upon what evidence.”
“How, sir!” said the Queen—“question my Lord of Leicester's honesty! But you will have a fair hearing. In our presence, even the lowest of our subjects will be heard against the highest, and the least known against the most favored; therefore, you shall be heard fairly, but make sure you don’t speak without proof! Take these documents in your own hand, examine them closely, and confidently say if you dispute their truth, and provide your evidence.”
As the Queen spoke, his promise and all its consequences rushed on the mind of the unfortunate Tressilian, and while it controlled his natural inclination to pronounce that a falsehood which he knew from the evidence of his senses to be untrue, gave an indecision and irresolution to his appearance and utterance which made strongly against him in the mind of Elizabeth, as well as of all who beheld him. He turned the papers over and over, as if he had been an idiot, incapable of comprehending their contents. The Queen's impatience began to become visible. “You are a scholar, sir,” she said, “and of some note, as I have heard; yet you seem wondrous slow in reading text hand. How say you, are these certificates true or no?”
As the Queen spoke, Tressilian's promise and all its consequences flooded his mind, and while it held back his natural urge to declare that a lie, which he knew was false based on his senses, it caused a hesitation and uncertainty in his appearance and speech that worked against him in Elizabeth's eyes, as well as in the minds of everyone else watching. He flipped through the papers repeatedly, as if he were an idiot, unable to understand what they meant. The Queen's impatience was starting to show. “You are a scholar, sir,” she said, “and of some renown, or so I’ve heard; yet you seem remarkably slow at reading. Tell me, are these certificates true or not?”
“Madam,” said Tressilian, with obvious embarrassment and hesitation, anxious to avoid admitting evidence which he might afterwards have reason to confute, yet equally desirous to keep his word to Amy, and to give her, as he had promised, space to plead her own cause in her own way—“Madam—Madam, your Grace calls on me to admit evidence which ought to be proved valid by those who found their defence upon them.”
“Ma'am,” Tressilian said, clearly embarrassed and hesitant, wanting to avoid acknowledging proof that he might later need to refute, yet equally eager to honor his promise to Amy and allow her, as he had promised, the chance to present her case in her own way—“Ma'am—Ma'am, your Grace is asking me to accept evidence that should be validated by those who are using it to defend themselves.”
“Why, Tressilian, thou art critical as well as poetical,” said the Queen, bending on him a brow of displeasure; “methinks these writings, being produced in the presence of the noble Earl to whom this Castle pertains, and his honour being appealed to as the guarantee of their authenticity, might be evidence enough for thee. But since thou listest to be so formal—Varney, or rather my Lord of Leicester, for the affair becomes yours” (these words, though spoken at random, thrilled through the Earl's marrow and bones), “what evidence have you as touching these certificates?”
“Why, Tressilian, you are both critical and poetic,” said the Queen, giving him a disapproving look. “I think these writings, created in front of the noble Earl to whom this Castle belongs, and with his honor called upon as proof of their authenticity, should be enough for you. But since you want to be so formal—Varney, or rather my Lord of Leicester, since this matter is now yours” (these words, though said casually, sent a chill through the Earl’s bones), “what proof do you have regarding these certificates?”
Varney hastened to reply, preventing Leicester—“So please your Majesty, my young Lord of Oxford, who is here in presence, knows Master Anthony Foster's hand and his character.”
Varney quickly responded, interrupting Leicester—“If it pleases your Majesty, my young Lord of Oxford, who is present here, recognizes Master Anthony Foster's handwriting and his character.”
The Earl of Oxford, a young unthrift, whom Foster had more than once accommodated with loans on usurious interest, acknowledged, on this appeal, that he knew him as a wealthy and independent franklin, supposed to be worth much money, and verified the certificate produced to be his handwriting.
The Earl of Oxford, a young spendthrift, whom Foster had lent money to multiple times at exorbitant interest rates, admitted during this appeal that he recognized him as a wealthy and independent landowner, believed to have considerable wealth, and confirmed that the certificate presented was indeed in his handwriting.
“And who speaks to the Doctor's certificate?” said the Queen. “Alasco, methinks, is his name.”
“And who talks about the Doctor's certificate?” asked the Queen. “Alasco, I think, is his name.”
Masters, her Majesty's physician (not the less willingly that he remembered his repulse from Sayes Court, and thought that his present testimony might gratify Leicester, and mortify the Earl of Sussex and his faction), acknowledged he had more than once consulted with Doctor Alasco, and spoke of him as a man of extraordinary learning and hidden acquirements, though not altogether in the regular course of practice. The Earl of Huntingdon, Lord Leicester's brother-in-law, and the old Countess of Rutland, next sang his praises, and both remembered the thin, beautiful Italian hand in which he was wont to write his receipts, and which corresponded to the certificate produced as his.
Masters, the queen's doctor (not that he was any less eager since he remembered being turned away from Sayes Court, and thought his current endorsement might please Leicester while embarrassing the Earl of Sussex and his supporters), admitted he had consulted with Doctor Alasco more than once. He described him as a man of exceptional knowledge and unique skills, though not entirely within the usual practice. The Earl of Huntingdon, Lord Leicester's brother-in-law, and the elderly Countess of Rutland next sang his praises, both recalling the delicate, elegant Italian handwriting he used for his prescriptions, which matched the certificate that was presented as his.
“And now, I trust, Master Tressilian, this matter is ended,” said the Queen. “We will do something ere the night is older to reconcile old Sir Hugh Robsart to the match. You have done your duty something more than boldly; but we were no woman had we not compassion for the wounds which true love deals, so we forgive your audacity, and your uncleansed boots withal, which have well-nigh overpowered my Lord of Leicester's perfumes.”
“And now, I hope, Master Tressilian, this matter is settled,” said the Queen. “We will do something before the night is over to make old Sir Hugh Robsart accept the match. You have done your duty more than bravely; but we wouldn’t be women if we didn’t have compassion for the heartaches that true love causes, so we forgive your boldness, and your dirty boots as well, which have almost overwhelmed my Lord of Leicester's perfumes.”
So spoke Elizabeth, whose nicety of scent was one of the characteristics of her organization, as appeared long afterwards when she expelled Essex from her presence, on a charge against his boots similar to that which she now expressed against those of Tressilian.
So spoke Elizabeth, whose keen sense of smell was one of her traits, as became clear later when she sent Essex away from her presence over a similar complaint about his boots to the one she now made against Tressilian's.
But Tressilian had by this time collected himself, astonished as he had at first been by the audacity of the falsehood so feasibly supported, and placed in array against the evidence of his own eyes. He rushed forward, kneeled down, and caught the Queen by the skirt of her robe. “As you are Christian woman,” he said, “madam, as you are crowned Queen, to do equal justice among your subjects—as you hope yourself to have fair hearing (which God grant you) at that last bar at which we must all plead, grant me one small request! Decide not this matter so hastily. Give me but twenty-four hours' interval, and I will, at the end of that brief space, produce evidence which will show to demonstration that these certificates, which state this unhappy lady to be now ill at ease in Oxfordshire, are false as hell!”
But Tressilian had collected himself by this point, despite being initially shocked by the boldness of the lie that was so convincingly presented and stood against the evidence of his own eyes. He rushed forward, knelt down, and grabbed the Queen by the hem of her robe. “As you are a Christian woman,” he said, “madam, as you are crowned Queen, to give equal justice to your subjects—as you hope to have a fair hearing (which God grant you) at that final judgment where we must all stand, please grant me one small request! Don’t decide this matter so quickly. Just give me twenty-four hours, and by the end of that brief time, I will provide evidence that shows these certificates claiming this unfortunate lady is currently unwell in Oxfordshire are as false as can be!”
“Let go my train, sir!” said Elizabeth, who was startled at his vehemence, though she had too much of the lion in her to fear; “the fellow must be distraught. That witty knave, my godson Harrington, must have him into his rhymes of Orlando Furioso! And yet, by this light, there is something strange in the vehemence of his demand.—Speak, Tressilian, what wilt thou do if, at the end of these four-and-twenty hours, thou canst not confute a fact so solemnly proved as this lady's illness?”
“Let go of my train, sir!” said Elizabeth, who was taken aback by his intensity, though she was too bold to be afraid; “the guy must be out of his mind. That clever rascal, my godson Harrington, must have him caught up in his verses from Orlando Furioso! And yet, honestly, there’s something odd about how forcefully he’s demanding this. —Speak, Tressilian, what will you do if, at the end of these twenty-four hours, you can’t refute a fact so clearly established as this lady's illness?”
“I will lay down my head on the block,” answered Tressilian.
“I will rest my head on the block,” Tressilian replied.
“Pshaw!” replied the Queen, “God's light! thou speakest like a fool. What head falls in England but by just sentence of English law? I ask thee, man—if thou hast sense to understand me—wilt thou, if thou shalt fail in this improbable attempt of thine, render me a good and sufficient reason why thou dost undertake it?”
“Pshaw!” replied the Queen, “Goodness! You’re talking like an idiot. Whose head falls in England without a fair decision from English law? I ask you, man—if you have the sense to understand me—if you fail in this unlikely attempt of yours, will you give me a good and sufficient reason for why you even tried?”
Tressilian paused, and again hesitated; because he felt convinced that if, within the interval demanded, Amy should become reconciled to her husband, he would in that case do her the worst of offices by again ripping up the whole circumstances before Elizabeth, and showing how that wise and jealous princess had been imposed upon by false testimonials. The consciousness of this dilemma renewed his extreme embarrassment of look, voice, and manner; he hesitated, looked down, and on the Queen repeating her question with a stern voice and flashing eye, he admitted with faltering words, “That it might be—he could not positively—that is, in certain events—explain the reasons and grounds on which he acted.”
Tressilian paused and hesitated again because he was convinced that if, during the time allowed, Amy reconciled with her husband, he would only make things worse by exposing the entire situation to Elizabeth and revealing how that wise and jealous queen had been deceived by false evidence. The awareness of this dilemma caused him to feel extremely awkward in his appearance, voice, and behavior; he hesitated, looked down, and when the Queen repeated her question in a stern voice with a piercing gaze, he admitted with shaky words, “That it might be—he couldn’t say for sure—that is, in certain circumstances—explain the reasons and grounds for his actions.”
“Now, by the soul of King Henry,” said the Queen, “this is either moonstruck madness or very knavery!—Seest thou, Raleigh, thy friend is far too Pindaric for this presence. Have him away, and make us quit of him, or it shall be the worse for him; for his flights are too unbridled for any place but Parnassus, or Saint Luke's Hospital. But come back instantly thyself, when he is placed under fitting restraint.—We wish we had seen the beauty which could make such havoc in a wise man's brain.”
“Now, by the soul of King Henry,” said the Queen, “this is either crazy madness or serious trickery!—Do you see, Raleigh, your friend is way too over the top for this situation. Get him out of here and make us free of him, or it will be worse for him; because his antics are too wild for anywhere but Parnassus or Saint Luke's Hospital. But come back immediately yourself, once he’s under proper control.—We wish we could have seen the beauty that could cause such chaos in a wise man’s mind.”
Tressilian was again endeavouring to address the Queen, when Raleigh, in obedience to the orders he had received, interfered, and with Blount's assistance, half led, half forced him out of the presence-chamber, where he himself indeed began to think his appearance did his cause more harm than good.
Tressilian was trying to talk to the Queen again when Raleigh, following the orders he had received, jumped in, and with Blount's help, he half led, half pushed him out of the presence chamber, where he started to feel that his appearance was doing more harm to his cause than good.
When they had attained the antechamber, Raleigh entreated Blount to see Tressilian safely conducted into the apartments allotted to the Earl of Sussex's followers, and, if necessary, recommended that a guard should be mounted on him.
When they reached the antechamber, Raleigh urged Blount to make sure Tressilian was safely taken to the rooms assigned to the Earl of Sussex's followers, and, if needed, suggested that a guard should be placed on him.
“This extravagant passion,” he said, “and, as it would seem, the news of the lady's illness, has utterly wrecked his excellent judgment. But it will pass away if he be kept quiet. Only let him break forth again at no rate; for he is already far in her Highness's displeasure, and should she be again provoked, she will find for him a worse place of confinement, and sterner keepers.”
“This intense obsession,” he said, “and, apparently, the news of the lady’s illness, has completely destroyed his good judgment. But it will fade if he remains calm. Just make sure he doesn’t erupt again; he’s already in deep trouble with her Highness, and if she gets provoked again, she’ll find him a harsher prison and stricter guards.”
“I judged as much as that he was mad,” said Nicholas Blount, looking down upon his own crimson stockings and yellow roses, “whenever I saw him wearing yonder damned boots, which stunk so in her nostrils. I will but see him stowed, and be back with you presently. But, Walter, did the Queen ask who I was?—methought she glanced an eye at me.”
“I figured he was crazy,” said Nicholas Blount, glancing down at his own red stockings and yellow roses, “every time I saw him in those awful boots that smelled so bad to her. I’ll just see him taken care of and I’ll be back with you shortly. But, Walter, did the Queen ask who I was?—I thought I saw her looking at me.”
“Twenty—twenty eye-glances she sent! and I told her all—how thou wert a brave soldier, and a—But for God's sake, get off Tressilian!”
“Twenty—twenty glances she threw my way! And I told her everything—how you were a brave soldier, and a—But for goodness' sake, get off Tressilian!”
“I will—I will,” said Blount; “but methinks this court-haunting is no such bad pastime, after all. We shall rise by it, Walter, my brave lad. Thou saidst I was a good soldier, and a—what besides, dearest Walter?”
“I will—I will,” said Blount; “but I think this wandering around the court isn’t such a bad way to spend time, after all. We’ll benefit from it, Walter, my brave friend. You said I was a good soldier, and what else, dear Walter?”
“An all unutterable-codshead. For God's sake, begone!”
“An utterly ridiculous person. For God's sake, get lost!”
Tressilian, without further resistance or expostulation followed, or rather suffered himself to be conducted by Blount to Raleigh's lodging, where he was formally installed into a small truckle-bed placed in a wardrobe, and designed for a domestic. He saw but too plainly that no remonstrances would avail to procure the help or sympathy of his friends, until the lapse of the time for which he had pledged himself to remain inactive should enable him either to explain the whole circumstances to them, or remove from him every pretext or desire of further interference with the fortunes of Amy, by her having found means to place herself in a state of reconciliation with her husband.
Tressilian, without any further argument or hesitation, allowed Blount to lead him to Raleigh's place, where he was set up in a small truckle bed tucked away in a wardrobe, meant for a servant. He realized all too clearly that any objections he made wouldn’t get him the help or sympathy of his friends until the time he had promised to stay inactive passed, which would either let him explain the whole situation to them or free him from any reason or wish to interfere with Amy's life, as she had found a way to reconcile with her husband.
With great difficulty, and only by the most patient and mild remonstrances with Blount, he escaped the disgrace and mortification of having two of Sussex's stoutest yeomen quartered in his apartment. At last, however, when Nicholas had seen him fairly deposited in his truckle-bed, and had bestowed one or two hearty kicks, and as hearty curses, on the boots, which, in his lately acquired spirit of foppery, he considered as a strong symptom, if not the cause, of his friend's malady, he contented himself with the modified measure of locking the door on the unfortunate Tressilian, whose gallant and disinterested efforts to save a female who had treated him with ingratitude thus terminated for the present in the displeasure of his Sovereign and the conviction of his friends that he was little better than a madman.
With a lot of effort, and only through the most patient and gentle reminders to Blount, he avoided the shame and embarrassment of having two of Sussex's toughest farmers staying in his room. Finally, though, after Nicholas had made sure he was settled in his small bed and had given one or two solid kicks, along with just as many hearty curses, to the boots—which, in his newly adopted fashion, he saw as a strong sign, if not the cause, of his friend's problem—he decided to simply lock the door on the unfortunate Tressilian. This marked the end, for now, of Tressilian's brave and selfless attempts to save a woman who had treated him poorly, which resulted in his Sovereign's displeasure and his friends believing he was little better than a madman.
CHAPTER XXXII.
The wisest Sovereigns err like private men,
And royal hand has sometimes laid the sword
Of chivalry upon a worthless shoulder,
Which better had been branded by the hangman.
What then?—Kings do their best; and they and we
Must answer for the intent, and not the event.—OLD PLAY.
The smartest rulers make mistakes just like ordinary people,
And a royal hand has occasionally placed the sword
Of knighthood on someone who didn’t deserve it,
Who would have been better off punished by the executioner.
So what?—Kings try their hardest; and they and we
Have to be accountable for the intention, not the outcome.—OLD PLAY.
“It is a melancholy matter,” said the Queen, when Tressilian was withdrawn, “to see a wise and learned man's wit thus pitifully unsettled. Yet this public display of his imperfection of brain plainly shows us that his supposed injury and accusation were fruitless; and therefore, my Lord of Leicester, we remember your suit formerly made to us in behalf of your faithful servant Varney, whose good gifts and fidelity, as they are useful to you, ought to have due reward from us, knowing well that your lordship, and all you have, are so earnestly devoted to our service. And we render Varney the honour more especially that we are a guest, and, we fear, a chargeable and troublesome one, under your lordship's roof; and also for the satisfaction of the good old Knight of Devon, Sir Hugh Robsart, whose daughter he hath married, and we trust the especial mark of grace which we are about to confer may reconcile him to his son-in-law.—Your sword, my Lord of Leicester.”
“It’s a sad thing,” said the Queen, when Tressilian was gone, “to see a wise and learned man’s mind so pitifully unbalanced. Yet this public display of his mental struggles clearly shows us that his alleged injury and accusation were pointless; and so, my Lord of Leicester, we remember your earlier request on behalf of your loyal servant Varney, whose talents and loyalty, as they benefit you, deserve proper recognition from us, knowing well that your lordship and everything you have are truly dedicated to our service. We honor Varney especially because we are a guest, and we fear, a burdensome and troublesome one, beneath your roof; and also to please the good old Knight of Devon, Sir Hugh Robsart, whose daughter he has married, and we hope this special mark of favor we’re about to grant may help mend his relationship with his son-in-law.—Your sword, my Lord of Leicester.”
The Earl unbuckled his sword, and taking it by the point, presented on bended knee the hilt to Elizabeth.
The Earl unfastened his sword, and holding it by the tip, knelt down and offered the hilt to Elizabeth.
She took it slowly drew it from the scabbard, and while the ladies who stood around turned away their eyes with real or affected shuddering, she noted with a curious eye the high polish and rich, damasked ornaments upon the glittering blade.
She slowly drew it from the scabbard, and while the women standing around averted their eyes with genuine or feigned disgust, she observed with curiosity the high polish and beautiful, intricate designs on the shining blade.
“Had I been a man,” she said, “methinks none of my ancestors would have loved a good sword better. As it is with me, I like to look on one, and could, like the Fairy of whom I have read in some Italian rhymes—were my godson Harrington here, he could tell me the passage—even trim my hair, and arrange my head-gear, in such a steel mirror as this is.—Richard Varney, come forth, and kneel down. In the name of God and Saint George, we dub thee knight! Be Faithful, Brave, and Fortunate. Arise, Sir Richard Varney.”
“Had I been a man,” she said, “I think none of my ancestors would have loved a good sword more. As it stands with me, I enjoy looking at one, and could, like the Fairy I’ve read about in some Italian poems—if my godson Harrington were here, he could recite the passage—even style my hair and arrange my headgear in such a steel mirror as this. Richard Varney, step forward and kneel. In the name of God and Saint George, we knight you! Be Faithful, Brave, and Fortunate. Arise, Sir Richard Varney.”
[The incident alluded to occurs in the poem of Orlando Innamorato of Boiardo, libro ii. canto 4, stanza 25. “Non era per ventura,” etc.
[The incident referred to happens in the poem Orlando Innamorato by Boiardo, book ii. canto 4, stanza 25. “Non era per ventura,” etc.]
It may be rendered thus:—
It can be expressed as:—
As then, perchance, unguarded was the tower,
So enter'd free Anglante's dauntless knight.
No monster and no giant guard the bower
In whose recess reclined the fairy light,
Robed in a loose cymar of lily white,
And on her lap a sword of breadth and might,
In whose broad blade, as in a mirror bright,
Like maid that trims her for a festal night,
The fairy deck'd her hair, and placed her coronet aright.
As it was then, perhaps, when the tower was unguarded,
So entered free Anglante's fearless knight.
No monster and no giant protected the retreat
Where the fairy light rested in its space,
Dressed in a loose white robe,
And on her lap a powerful sword,
In whose wide blade, like a bright mirror,
The fairy styled her hair, preparing for a festive night,
And adjusted her crown perfectly.
Elizabeth's attachment to the Italian school of poetry was singularly manifested on a well-known occasion. Her godson, Sir John Harrington, having offended her delicacy by translating some of the licentious passages of the Orlando Furioso, she imposed on him, as a penance, the task of rendering the WHOLE poem into English.]
Elizabeth's connection to the Italian school of poetry was clearly shown during a famous incident. Her godson, Sir John Harrington, upset her sensibilities by translating some of the inappropriate sections of the Orlando Furioso, so she made him atone by translating the ENTIRE poem into English.
Varney arose and retired, making a deep obeisance to the Sovereign who had done him so much honour.
Varney stood up and left, bowing deeply to the Sovereign who had honored him so much.
“The buckling of the spur, and what other rites remain,” said the Queen, “may be finished to-morrow in the chapel; for we intend Sir Richard Varney a companion in his honours. And as we must not be partial in conferring such distinction, we mean on this matter to confer with our cousin of Sussex.”
“The bending of the spur, and whatever other rituals are left,” said the Queen, “can be completed tomorrow in the chapel; since we plan to make Sir Richard Varney a companion in his honors. And as we cannot show favoritism in granting such an honor, we intend to discuss this matter with our cousin from Sussex.”
That noble Earl, who since his arrival at Kenilworth, and indeed since the commencement of this Progress, had found himself in a subordinate situation to Leicester, was now wearing a heavy cloud on his brow; a circumstance which had not escaped the Queen, who hoped to appease his discontent, and to follow out her system of balancing policy by a mark of peculiar favour, the more gratifying as it was tendered at a moment when his rival's triumph appeared to be complete.
That noble Earl, who since his arrival at Kenilworth, and really since the start of this journey, had found himself in a lower position compared to Leicester, was now showing a heavy frown; something that hadn't gone unnoticed by the Queen, who hoped to ease his unhappiness and continue her strategy of balancing power by showing him special favor, especially gratifying since it was offered at a time when his rival's victory seemed absolute.
At the summons of Queen Elizabeth, Sussex hastily approached her person; and being asked on which of his followers, being a gentleman and of merit, he would wish the honour of knighthood to be conferred, he answered, with more sincerity than policy, that he would have ventured to speak for Tressilian, to whom he conceived he owed his own life, and who was a distinguished soldier and scholar, besides a man of unstained lineage, “only,” he said, “he feared the events of that night—” And then he stopped.
At the request of Queen Elizabeth, Sussex quickly made his way to her; and when asked which of his followers, a deserving gentleman, he wanted to recommend for knighthood, he honestly replied that he would have liked to speak for Tressilian, to whom he believed he owed his own life. Tressilian was not only a notable soldier and scholar but also came from a respectable family. “The only thing,” he said, “is that he was worried about what happened that night—” And then he paused.
“I am glad your lordship is thus considerate,” said Elizabeth. “The events of this night would make us, in the eyes of our subjects, as mad as this poor brain-sick gentleman himself—for we ascribe his conduct to no malice—should we choose this moment to do him grace.”
“I’m glad you’re being so thoughtful,” said Elizabeth. “What happened tonight would make us look just as crazy in the eyes of our people as this poor, troubled gentleman—since we don’t believe his actions come from any ill intent—if we decided to show him favor right now.”
“In that case,” said the Earl of Sussex, somewhat discountenanced, “your Majesty will allow me to name my master of the horse, Master Nicholas Blount, a gentleman of fair estate and ancient name, who has served your Majesty both in Scotland and Ireland, and brought away bloody marks on his person, all honourably taken and requited.”
“In that case,” said the Earl of Sussex, a bit disheartened, “your Majesty will permit me to name my master of the horse, Master Nicholas Blount, a gentleman of good estate and long-standing lineage, who has served your Majesty in both Scotland and Ireland, and returned with bloody scars on his body, all received and acknowledged honorably.”
The Queen could not help shrugging her shoulders slightly even at this second suggestion; and the Duchess of Rutland, who read in the Queen's manner that she had expected that Sussex would have named Raleigh, and thus would have enabled her to gratify her own wish while she honoured his recommendation, only waited the Queen's assent to what he had proposed, and then said that she hoped, since these two high nobles had been each permitted to suggest a candidate for the honours of chivalry, she, in behalf of the ladies in presence, might have a similar indulgence.
The Queen couldn't help but shrug her shoulders slightly at this second suggestion. The Duchess of Rutland, sensing from the Queen's demeanor that she had expected Sussex to propose Raleigh, thereby allowing her to fulfill her own desire while honoring his recommendation, just waited for the Queen's approval of what he had suggested. Then she said that she hoped, since these two high nobles had each been allowed to suggest a candidate for the honors of chivalry, she could also have a similar opportunity on behalf of the ladies present.
“I were no woman to refuse you such a boon,” said the Queen, smiling.
“I’m not the kind of woman who would deny you such a favor,” said the Queen, smiling.
“Then,” pursued the Duchess, “in the name of these fair ladies present, I request your Majesty to confer the rank of knighthood on Walter Raleigh, whose birth, deeds of arms, and promptitude to serve our sex with sword or pen, deserve such distinction from us all.”
“Then,” continued the Duchess, “on behalf of these lovely ladies here, I ask Your Majesty to grant Walter Raleigh the title of knight, as his noble background, acts of valor, and willingness to serve our cause with both sword and pen merit this honor from all of us.”
“Gramercy, fair ladies,” said Elizabeth, smiling, “your boon is granted, and the gentle squire Lack-Cloak shall become the good knight Lack-Cloak, at your desire. Let the two aspirants for the honour of chivalry step forward.”
“Thank you, kind ladies,” said Elizabeth, smiling, “your request is granted, and the kind squire Lack-Cloak will become the noble knight Lack-Cloak at your wish. Let the two candidates for the honor of knighthood step forward.”
Blount was not as yet returned from seeing Tressilian, as he conceived, safely disposed of; but Raleigh came forth, and kneeling down, received at the hand of the Virgin Queen that title of honour, which was never conferred on a more distinguished or more illustrious object.
Blount had not yet returned from seeing Tressilian, whom he believed was safely taken care of; but Raleigh stepped forward, knelt down, and accepted from the Virgin Queen that title of honor, which had never been given to a more distinguished or illustrious person.
Shortly afterwards Nicholas Blount entered, and hastily apprised by Sussex, who met him at the door of the hall, of the Queen's gracious purpose regarding him, he was desired to advance towards the throne. It is a sight sometimes seen, and it is both ludicrous and pitiable; when an honest man of plain common sense is surprised, by the coquetry of a pretty woman, or any other cause, into those frivolous fopperies which only sit well upon the youthful, the gay, and those to whom long practice has rendered them a second nature. Poor Blount was in this situation. His head was already giddy from a consciousness of unusual finery, and the supposed necessity of suiting his manners to the gaiety of his dress; and now this sudden view of promotion altogether completed the conquest of the newly inhaled spirit of foppery over his natural disposition, and converted a plain, honest, awkward man into a coxcomb of a new and most ridiculous kind.
Shortly after, Nicholas Blount walked in, and Sussex, who met him at the door of the hall, quickly informed him about the Queen's kind intentions towards him. He was asked to step forward towards the throne. It’s a scene that’s sometimes witnessed, and it's both funny and sad; when a decent man with simple common sense gets caught up in the flirtation of a pretty woman, or any other reason, leading him into those silly antics that suit only the young, the lively, or those who've become so accustomed to them that they feel natural. Poor Blount found himself in this predicament. His head was already spinning from the awareness of his unusual finery and the perceived need to adjust his behavior to match the cheerfulness of his outfit; and now, this unexpected chance for advancement completely took over his newfound urge to show off, transforming a straightforward, genuine, awkward man into a ridiculous dandy of a different sort.
The knight-expectant advanced up the hall, the whole length of which he had unfortunately to traverse, turning out his toes with so much zeal that he presented his leg at every step with its broadside foremost, so that it greatly resembled an old-fashioned table-knife with a curved point, when seen sideways. The rest of his gait was in proportion to this unhappy amble; and the implied mixture of bashful rear and self-satisfaction was so unutterably ridiculous that Leicester's friends did not suppress a titter, in which many of Sussex's partisans were unable to resist joining, though ready to eat their nails with mortification. Sussex himself lost all patience, and could not forbear whispering into the ear of his friend, “Curse thee! canst thou not walk like a man and a soldier?” an interjection which only made honest Blount start and stop, until a glance at his yellow roses and crimson stockings restored his self-confidence, when on he went at the same pace as before.
The knight-in-training walked down the hall, unfortunately having to cover its entire length, turning out his toes with such enthusiasm that he presented his leg at every step with its side facing forward, making it look a lot like an old-fashioned table knife with a curved tip when viewed from the side. The rest of his walk matched this awkward style; the mix of shy awkwardness and self-satisfaction was so utterly ridiculous that Leicester's friends couldn’t hold back a laugh, which many of Sussex’s supporters also found hard to resist, even though they were biting their nails in frustration. Sussex himself lost all patience and couldn’t help but whisper to his friend, “Damn you! Can’t you walk like a man and a soldier?” This only made honest Blount jump and stop, until a glance at his yellow roses and crimson stockings gave him back his confidence, and off he went again at the same slow pace.
The Queen conferred on poor Blount the honour of knighthood with a marked sense of reluctance. That wise Princess was fully aware of the propriety of using great circumspection and economy in bestowing those titles of honour, which the Stewarts, who succeeded to her throne, distributed with an imprudent liberality which greatly diminished their value. Blount had no sooner arisen and retired than she turned to the Duchess of Rutland. “Our woman wit,” she said, “dear Rutland, is sharper than that of those proud things in doublet and hose. Seest thou, out of these three knights, thine is the only true metal to stamp chivalry's imprint upon?”
The Queen reluctantly knighted poor Blount, aware that she needed to be careful and restrained when giving out such honors. The wise Princess understood that the Stewarts, who would take her place on the throne, had handed out titles too freely, which lessened their significance. As soon as Blount stood up and left, she turned to the Duchess of Rutland. “Our woman's intuition,” she said, “dear Rutland, is sharper than that of those proud men in fancy clothes. Do you see, among these three knights, yours is the only true quality to mark the essence of chivalry?”
“Sir Richard Varney, surely—the friend of my Lord of Leicester—surely he has merit,” replied the Duchess.
“Sir Richard Varney, for sure—the friend of my Lord of Leicester—he must have some value,” replied the Duchess.
“Varney has a sly countenance and a smooth tongue,” replied the Queen; “I fear me he will prove a knave. But the promise was of ancient standing. My Lord of Sussex must have lost his own wits, I think, to recommend to us first a madman like Tressilian, and then a clownish fool like this other fellow. I protest, Rutland, that while he sat on his knees before me, mopping and mowing as if he had scalding porridge in his mouth, I had much ado to forbear cutting him over the pate, instead of striking his shoulder.”
“Varney has a sneaky look and knows how to charm his way through words,” replied the Queen; “I worry he’ll turn out to be a dishonest man. But the promise is a long-standing one. I think my Lord of Sussex must have completely lost his mind to suggest a madman like Tressilian and then this foolish clown. I swear, Rutland, that while he knelt in front of me, fidgeting and making faces like he had hot porridge in his mouth, I nearly lost my patience and wanted to smack him on the head instead of patting his shoulder.”
“Your Majesty gave him a smart ACCOLADE,” said the Duchess; “we who stood behind heard the blade clatter on his collar-bone, and the poor man fidgeted too as if he felt it.”
“Your Majesty gave him a clever compliment,” said the Duchess; “we who stood behind heard the blade clatter against his collarbone, and the poor man fidgeted as if he felt it.”
“I could not help it, wench,” said the Queen, laughing. “But we will have this same Sir Nicholas sent to Ireland or Scotland, or somewhere, to rid our court of so antic a chevalier; he may be a good soldier in the field, though a preposterous ass in a banqueting-hall.”
“I couldn't help it, girl,” the Queen said with a laugh. “But we'll send this Sir Nicholas off to Ireland or Scotland—or somewhere else—to get rid of our court of such a ridiculous knight; he might be a good soldier on the battlefield, but he's a complete fool in a banquet hall.”
The discourse became then more general, and soon after there was a summons to the banquet.
The conversation became more general, and shortly after, there was an invitation to the banquet.
In order to obey this signal, the company were under the necessity of crossing the inner court of the Castle, that they might reach the new buildings containing the large banqueting-room, in which preparations for supper were made upon a scale of profuse magnificence, corresponding to the occasion.
In order to follow this signal, the group had to cross the inner courtyard of the Castle to get to the new buildings that housed the large banquet hall, where preparations for dinner were being made on a scale of impressive grandeur, fitting for the occasion.
The livery cupboards were loaded with plate of the richest description, and the most varied—some articles tasteful, some perhaps grotesque, in the invention and decoration, but all gorgeously magnificent, both from the richness of the work and value of the materials. Thus the chief table was adorned by a salt, ship-fashion, made of mother-of-pearl, garnished with silver and divers warlike ensigns and other ornaments, anchors, sails, and sixteen pieces of ordnance. It bore a figure of Fortune, placed on a globe, with a flag in her hand. Another salt was fashioned of silver, in form of a swan in full sail. That chivalry might not be omitted amid this splendour, a silver Saint George was presented, mounted and equipped in the usual fashion in which he bestrides the dragon. The figures were moulded to be in some sort useful. The horse's tail was managed to hold a case of knives, while the breast of the dragon presented a similar accommodation for oyster knives.
The serving cabinets were stocked with plates of the richest kinds, and the most diverse—some items were stylish, while others might have been a bit odd in their design and decoration, but all were incredibly stunning, both due to the quality of craftsmanship and the worth of the materials. So, the main table was decorated with a salt cellar shaped like a ship, made of mother-of-pearl, embellished with silver and various military symbols and other decorations, such as anchors, sails, and sixteen pieces of artillery. It featured a figure of Fortune standing on a globe, holding a flag. Another salt cellar was crafted from silver, designed to look like a swan with its sails full. To ensure that chivalry wasn't left out amid all this splendor, a silver Saint George was shown, mounted and ready in the typical way he rides the dragon. The figures were designed to be somewhat functional. The horse's tail was crafted to hold a set of knives, while the breast of the dragon offered a similar setup for oyster knives.
In the course of the passage from the hall of reception to the banqueting-room, and especially in the courtyard, the new-made knights were assailed by the heralds, pursuivants, minstrels, etc., with the usual cry of LARGESSE, LARGESSE, CHEVALIERS TRES HARDIS! an ancient invocation, intended to awaken the bounty of the acolytes of chivalry towards those whose business it was to register their armorial bearings, and celebrate the deeds by which they were illustrated. The call was, of course, liberally and courteously answered by those to whom it was addressed. Varney gave his largesse with an affectation of complaisance and humility. Raleigh bestowed his with the graceful ease peculiar to one who has attained his own place, and is familiar with its dignity. Honest Blount gave what his tailor had left him of his half-year's rent, dropping some pieces in his hurry, then stooping down to look for them, and then distributing them amongst the various claimants, with the anxious face and mien of the parish beadle dividing a dole among paupers.
As the newly made knights moved from the reception hall to the banquet room, especially in the courtyard, they were approached by heralds, pursuivants, minstrels, and others, all shouting the traditional call of LARGESSE, LARGESSE, CHEVALIERS TRES HARDIS! This ancient chant was meant to prompt the generosity of chivalric acolytes toward those whose role was to record their coats of arms and celebrate their notable deeds. Naturally, those being addressed responded generously and politely. Varney distributed his largesse with a show of politeness and humility. Raleigh gave his with the effortless grace of someone who knows his status and is comfortable with it. Honest Blount offered what he had left from his half-year's rent, dropping some coins in his haste, then bending down to retrieve them, and finally handing them out to the various claimants with the anxious expression and demeanor of a parish beadle distributing alms to the poor.
The donations were accepted with the usual clamour and VIVATS of applause common on such occasions; but as the parties gratified were chiefly dependants of Lord Leicester, it was Varney whose name was repeated with the loudest acclamations. Lambourne, especially, distinguished himself by his vociferations of “Long life to Sir Richard Varney!—Health and honour to Sir Richard!—Never was a more worthy knight dubbed!”—then, suddenly sinking his voice, he added—“since the valiant Sir Pandarus of Troy,”—a winding-up of his clamorous applause which set all men a-laughing who were within hearing of it.
The donations were received with the usual noise and cheers of applause typical for these events; but since most of the people benefiting were followers of Lord Leicester, it was Varney's name that was shouted with the loudest support. Lambourne, in particular, stood out for his loud cheers of “Long life to Sir Richard Varney!—Health and honor to Sir Richard!—Never was a more deserving knight knighted!”—then, suddenly lowering his voice, he added—“since the brave Sir Pandarus of Troy,”—a comment that made everyone nearby burst out laughing.
It is unnecessary to say anything further of the festivities of the evening, which were so brilliant in themselves, and received with such obvious and willing satisfaction by the Queen, that Leicester retired to his own apartment with all the giddy raptures of successful ambition. Varney, who had changed his splendid attire, and now waited on his patron in a very modest and plain undress, attended to do the honours of the Earl's COUCHER.
It’s not necessary to say anything more about the evening’s festivities, which were so dazzling on their own and received with such clear and eager enjoyment by the Queen, that Leicester returned to his room filled with the joyful thrill of achieving his ambitions. Varney, who had changed out of his extravagant outfit and now waited on his boss in a very simple and casual dress, was there to handle the honors of the Earl's COUCHER.
“How! Sir Richard,” said Leicester, smiling, “your new rank scarce suits the humility of this attendance.”
“Wow! Sir Richard,” said Leicester, smiling, “your new rank barely matches the humility of being here.”
“I would disown that rank, my Lord,” said Varney, “could I think it was to remove me to a distance from your lordship's person.”
“I would disown that title, my Lord,” Varney said, “if I thought it would move me away from your presence.”
“Thou art a grateful fellow,” said Leicester; “but I must not allow you to do what would abate you in the opinion of others.”
“You're a grateful guy,” said Leicester; “but I can't let you do something that would make others think less of you.”
While thus speaking, he still accepted without hesitation the offices about his person, which the new-made knight seemed to render as eagerly as if he had really felt, in discharging the task, that pleasure which his words expressed.
While saying this, he still accepted without hesitation the services from the newly made knight, who appeared to offer them as eagerly as if he genuinely felt the enjoyment his words conveyed in carrying out the task.
“I am not afraid of men's misconstruction,” he said, in answer to Leicester's remark, “since there is not—(permit me to undo the collar)—a man within the Castle who does not expect very soon to see persons of a rank far superior to that which, by your goodness, I now hold, rendering the duties of the bedchamber to you, and accounting it an honour.”
“I’m not worried about what people think,” he replied to Leicester’s comment, “since there isn’t—(let me fix my collar)—a single man in the Castle who doesn’t expect to soon see individuals of a much higher rank than the one I currently hold, thanks to your kindness, while serving you in the bedchamber and considering it an honor.”
“It might, indeed, so have been”—said the Earl, with an involuntary sigh; and then presently added, “My gown, Varney; I will look out on the night. Is not the moon near to the full?”
“It might, indeed, so have been,” said the Earl with an involuntary sigh; and then he added, “My gown, Varney; I will look out at the night. Is the moon close to being full?”
“I think so, my lord, according to the calendar,” answered Varney.
“I think so, my lord, based on the calendar,” Varney replied.
There was an abutting window, which opened on a small projecting balcony of stone, battlemented as is usual in Gothic castles. The Earl undid the lattice, and stepped out into the open air. The station he had chosen commanded an extensive view of the lake and woodlands beyond, where the bright moonlight rested on the clear blue waters and the distant masses of oak and elm trees. The moon rode high in the heavens, attended by thousands and thousands of inferior luminaries. All seemed already to be hushed in the nether world, excepting occasionally the voice of the watch (for the yeomen of the guard performed that duty wherever the Queen was present in person) and the distant baying of the hounds, disturbed by the preparations amongst the grooms and prickers for a magnificent hunt, which was to be the amusement of the next day.
There was a window that opened onto a small stone balcony, typical of Gothic castles. The Earl unlocked the lattice and stepped outside into the fresh air. The spot he chose offered a wide view of the lake and the woods beyond, where bright moonlight shimmered on the clear blue waters and the distant clusters of oak and elm trees. The moon was high in the sky, accompanied by countless smaller stars. Everything seemed quiet in the world below, except for the occasional sound of the watch (since the royal guards were on duty whenever the Queen was personally present) and the distant barking of hounds, stirred by the preparations among the grooms and hunters for a grand hunt that would entertain them the next day.
Leicester looked out on the blue arch of heaven, with gestures and a countenance expressive of anxious exultation, while Varney, who remained within the darkened apartment, could (himself unnoticed), with a secret satisfaction, see his patron stretch his hands with earnest gesticulation towards the heavenly bodies.
Leicester gazed at the blue sky above, with gestures and an expression that showed a mix of excitement and worry, while Varney, who stayed inside the dark room, could see his patron reaching out with hopeful gestures towards the stars, feeling secretly pleased that he wasn't noticed.
“Ye distant orbs of living fire,” so ran the muttered invocation of the ambitious Earl, “ye are silent while you wheel your mystic rounds; but Wisdom has given to you a voice. Tell me, then, to what end is my high course destined? Shall the greatness to which I have aspired be bright, pre-eminent, and stable as your own; or am I but doomed to draw a brief and glittering train along the nightly darkness, and then to sink down to earth, like the base refuse of those artificial fires with which men emulate your rays?”
“Distant orbs of living fire,” the ambitious Earl muttered, “you remain silent while you circle through your mysterious paths; but Wisdom has given you a voice. So tell me, what is the purpose of my lofty journey? Will the greatness I’ve aimed for be as bright, prominent, and stable as your own; or am I just destined to create a brief and dazzling trail through the night, only to fall back to earth like the worthless debris of those artificial lights that people use to imitate your glow?”
He looked on the heavens in profound silence for a minute or two longer, and then again stepped into the apartment, where Varney seemed to have been engaged in putting the Earl's jewels into a casket.
He gazed at the sky in deep silence for another minute or two, and then stepped back into the room, where Varney appeared to be busy placing the Earl's jewels into a box.
“What said Alasco of my horoscope?” demanded Leicester. “You already told me; but it has escaped me, for I think but lightly of that art.”
“What did Alasco say about my horoscope?” Leicester asked. “You already mentioned it, but I forgot because I don’t give much weight to that stuff.”
“Many learned and great men have thought otherwise,” said Varney; “and, not to flatter your lordship, my own opinion leans that way.”
“Many knowledgeable and great individuals have had different thoughts,” said Varney; “and, without trying to flatter you, my own opinion is inclined that way.”
“Ay, Saul among the prophets?” said Leicester. “I thought thou wert sceptical in all such matters as thou couldst neither see, hear, smell, taste, or touch, and that thy belief was limited by thy senses.”
“Ay, Saul among the prophets?” said Leicester. “I thought you were skeptical about all things that you couldn’t see, hear, smell, taste, or touch, and that your belief was limited by your senses.”
“Perhaps, my lord,” said Varney, “I may be misled on the present occasion by my wish to find the predictions of astrology true. Alasco says that your favourite planet is culminating, and that the adverse influence—he would not use a plainer term—though not overcome, was evidently combust, I think he said, or retrograde.”
“Maybe, my lord,” Varney said, “I might be influenced right now by my desire to see astrology’s predictions come true. Alasco claims that your favorite planet is at its peak, and that the opposing influence—he wouldn’t use a simpler term—though not defeated, was clearly weakened, I believe he said, or moving backwards.”
“It is even so,” said Leicester, looking at an abstract of astrological calculations which he had in his hand; “the stronger influence will prevail, and, as I think, the evil hour pass away. Lend me your hand, Sir Richard, to doff my gown; and remain an instant, if it is not too burdensome to your knighthood, while I compose myself to sleep. I believe the bustle of this day has fevered my blood, for it streams through my veins like a current of molten lead. Remain an instant, I pray you—I would fain feel my eyes heavy ere I closed them.”
“It’s true,” Leicester said, looking at a summary of astrological calculations he had in his hand. “The stronger influence will win out, and I think the bad time will pass. Help me, Sir Richard, to take off my gown, and stay with me for a moment, if it’s not too much trouble for your knighthood, while I get ready to sleep. I believe the excitement of today has made me tense, as my blood feels like it’s racing through my veins like molten lead. Please stay for a moment—I’d like to feel my eyes getting heavy before I close them.”
Varney officiously assisted his lord to bed, and placed a massive silver night-lamp, with a short sword, on a marble table which stood close by the head of the couch. Either in order to avoid the light of the lamp, or to hide his countenance from Varney, Leicester drew the curtain, heavy with entwined silk and gold, so as completely to shade his face. Varney took a seat near the bed, but with his back towards his master, as if to intimate that he was not watching him, and quietly waited till Leicester himself led the way to the topic by which his mind was engrossed.
Varney dutifully helped his lord get to bed and set down a large silver night-lamp with a short sword on a marble table that was positioned close to the head of the couch. Whether to avoid the light from the lamp or to conceal his face from Varney, Leicester pulled the heavy curtain made of intertwined silk and gold to completely cover his features. Varney took a seat near the bed, turning his back to his master, as if to signal that he wasn't watching him, and quietly waited until Leicester himself brought up the topic that was consuming his thoughts.
“And so, Varney,” said the Earl, after waiting in vain till his dependant should commence the conversation, “men talk of the Queen's favour towards me?”
“And so, Varney,” said the Earl, after waiting in vain for his subordinate to start the conversation, “people talk about the Queen's favor toward me?”
“Ay, my good lord,” said Varney; “of what can they else, since it is so strongly manifested?”
“Ay, my good lord,” said Varney; “what else can they think, since it’s so clearly shown?”
“She is indeed my good and gracious mistress,” said Leicester, after another pause; “but it is written, 'Put not thy trust in princes.'”
“She is definitely my good and kind mistress,” said Leicester, after another pause; “but it’s written, 'Don’t put your trust in princes.'”
“A good sentence and a true,” said Varney, “unless you can unite their interest with yours so absolutely that they must needs sit on your wrist like hooded hawks.”
“A good sentence and a true,” said Varney, “unless you can connect their interest with yours so completely that they have to perch on your wrist like hooded hawks.”
“I know what thou meanest,” said Leicester impatiently, “though thou art to-night so prudentially careful of what thou sayest to me. Thou wouldst intimate I might marry the Queen if I would?”
“I know what you mean,” said Leicester impatiently, “even though you’re being so cautiously careful about what you say to me tonight. You’re suggesting I could marry the Queen if I wanted?”
“It is your speech, my lord, not mine,” answered Varney; “but whosesoever be the speech, it is the thought of ninety-nine out of an hundred men throughout broad England.”
“It’s your speech, my lord, not mine,” Varney replied. “But whoever's speaking, it reflects the view of ninety-nine out of a hundred men across all of England.”
“Ay, but,” said Leicester, turning himself in his bed, “the hundredth man knows better. Thou, for example, knowest the obstacle that cannot be overleaped.”
“Ay, but,” said Leicester, turning in his bed, “the hundredth man knows better. You, for instance, know the obstacle that can't be overcome.”
“It must, my lord, if the stars speak true,” said Varney composedly.
“It has to, my lord, if the stars are right,” Varney said calmly.
“What, talkest thou of them,” said Leicester, “that believest not in them or in aught else?”
“What, are you talking about them,” said Leicester, “when you don't believe in them or in anything else?”
“You mistake, my lord, under your gracious pardon,” said Varney; “I believe in many things that predict the future. I believe, if showers fall in April, that we shall have flowers in May; that if the sun shines, grain will ripen; and I believe in much natural philosophy to the same effect, which, if the stars swear to me, I will say the stars speak the truth. And in like manner, I will not disbelieve that which I see wished for and expected on earth, solely because the astrologers have read it in the heavens.”
“You're mistaken, my lord, with your kind permission,” said Varney; “I believe in many things that predict the future. I believe that if it rains in April, we'll see flowers in May; that if the sun shines, the crops will ripen; and I have faith in various natural laws that support this, which, if the stars confirm it to me, I will say the stars are telling the truth. Similarly, I won't dismiss what I see desired and anticipated on earth just because the astrologers have read it in the skies.”
“Thou art right,” said Leicester, again tossing himself on his couch “Earth does wish for it. I have had advices from the reformed churches of Germany—from the Low Countries—from Switzerland—urging this as a point on which Europe's safety depends. France will not oppose it. The ruling party in Scotland look to it as their best security. Spain fears it, but cannot prevent it. And yet thou knowest it is impossible.”
“You're right,” said Leicester, throwing himself back on his couch again. “The world is in need of it. I’ve received messages from the reformed churches in Germany, the Low Countries, and Switzerland, urging that this is crucial for Europe's safety. France won’t oppose it. The ruling party in Scotland sees it as their best safeguard. Spain fears it but can’t stop it. And yet you know it’s impossible.”
“I know not that, my lord,” said Varney; “the Countess is indisposed.”
“I don’t know about that, my lord,” said Varney; “the Countess is unwell.”
“Villain!” said Leicester, starting up on his couch, and seizing the sword which lay on the table beside him, “go thy thoughts that way?—thou wouldst not do murder?”
“Villain!” Leicester exclaimed, sitting up on his couch and grabbing the sword that was on the table next to him. “Are you thinking that way? You wouldn’t actually kill someone, would you?”
“For whom, or what, do you hold me, my lord?” said Varney, assuming the superiority of an innocent man subjected to unjust suspicion. “I said nothing to deserve such a horrid imputation as your violence infers. I said but that the Countess was ill. And Countess though she be—lovely and beloved as she is—surely your lordship must hold her to be mortal? She may die, and your lordship's hand become once more your own.”
“For whom, or what, do you think I am, my lord?” Varney said, taking on the air of an innocent person facing unfair suspicion. “I didn’t say anything to deserve such a terrible accusation as your outburst suggests. I only mentioned that the Countess was unwell. And even though she is the Countess—beautiful and adored as she is—surely you must consider her human? She could die, and your hand would be your own again.”
“Away! away!” said Leicester; “let me have no more of this.”
“Away! Away!” said Leicester; “I don’t want to deal with this anymore.”
“Good night, my lord,” said Varney, seeming to understand this as a command to depart; but Leicester's voice interrupted his purpose.
“Good night, my lord,” said Varney, appearing to take this as a signal to leave; but Leicester's voice halted his intention.
“Thou 'scapest me not thus, Sir Fool,” said he; “I think thy knighthood has addled thy brains. Confess thou hast talked of impossibilities as of things which may come to pass.”
“You're not getting away from me that easily, Sir Fool,” he said; “I think your knighthood has scrambled your brains. Admit that you’ve been talking about impossibilities as if they could actually happen.”
“My lord, long live your fair Countess,” said Varney; “but neither your love nor my good wishes can make her immortal. But God grant she live long to be happy herself, and to render you so! I see not but you may be King of England notwithstanding.”
“My lord, long live your beautiful Countess,” said Varney; “but neither your love nor my best wishes can make her immortal. But God grant she lives long enough to be happy herself, and to make you happy too! I see no reason why you can’t be King of England after all.”
“Nay, now, Varney, thou art stark mad,” said Leicester.
“Nah, now, Varney, you’re completely crazy,” said Leicester.
“I would I were myself within the same nearness to a good estate of freehold,” said Varney. “Have we not known in other countries how a left-handed marriage might subsist betwixt persons of differing degree?—ay, and be no hindrance to prevent the husband from conjoining himself afterwards with a more suitable partner?”
“I wish I were in the same position to have a good piece of property,” said Varney. “Haven’t we seen in other countries how an unofficial marriage can work between people of different social classes?—yes, and it doesn’t stop the husband from later marrying someone more appropriate?”
“I have heard of such things in Germany,” said Leicester.
“I've heard about things like that in Germany,” said Leicester.
“Ay, and the most learned doctors in foreign universities justify the practice from the Old Testament,” said Varney. “And after all, where is the harm? The beautiful partner whom you have chosen for true love has your secret hours of relaxation and affection. Her fame is safe—her conscience may slumber securely—You have wealth to provide royally for your issue, should Heaven bless you with offspring. Meanwhile you may give to Elizabeth ten times the leisure, and ten thousand times the affection, that ever Don Philip of Spain spared to her sister Mary; yet you know how she doted on him though so cold and neglectful. It requires but a close mouth and an open brow, and you keep your Eleanor and your fair Rosamond far enough separate. Leave me to build you a bower to which no jealous Queen shall find a clew.”
“Yeah, and the most knowledgeable doctors from overseas universities support the practice based on the Old Testament,” Varney said. “And really, what’s the harm? The beautiful partner you’ve chosen for true love gets your secret moments of relaxation and affection. Her reputation is safe—her conscience can rest easy—you have the wealth to provide well for your children, if Heaven grants you any. In the meantime, you can give Elizabeth ten times the leisure and ten thousand times the affection that Don Philip of Spain ever gave to her sister Mary; yet you know how much she adored him even though he was so cold and neglectful. All it takes is a closed mouth and an open face, and you can keep your Eleanor and your lovely Rosamond far enough apart. Let me create a hidden retreat for you that no jealous queen will ever discover.”
Leicester was silent for a moment, then sighed, and said, “It is impossible. Good night, Sir Richard Varney—yet stay. Can you guess what meant Tressilian by showing himself in such careless guise before the Queen to-day?—to strike her tender heart, I should guess, with all the sympathies due to a lover abandoned by his mistress and abandoning himself.”
Leicester was quiet for a moment, then sighed and said, “That’s impossible. Good night, Sir Richard Varney—but wait. Do you know what Tressilian meant by showing up in such a shabby way before the Queen today? I’d guess it was to tug at her heartstrings, appealing to the sympathies of a lover who’s been ditched by his mistress and is now giving up on himself.”
Varney, smothering a sneering laugh, answered, “He believed Master Tressilian had no such matter in his head.”
Varney, stifling a mocking laugh, replied, “He thought Master Tressilian wasn't thinking about anything like that.”
“How!” said Leicester; “what meanest thou? There is ever knavery in that laugh of thine, Varney.”
“Wow!” said Leicester. “What do you mean? There’s always something sneaky in that laugh of yours, Varney.”
“I only meant, my lord,” said Varney, “that Tressilian has taken the sure way to avoid heart-breaking. He hath had a companion—a female companion—a mistress—a sort of player's wife or sister, as I believe—with him in Mervyn's Bower, where I quartered him for certain reasons of my own.”
“I just meant, my lord,” said Varney, “that Tressilian has chosen a surefire way to avoid heartbreak. He’s had a companion—a female companion—a mistress—a sort of player’s wife or sister, as I understand it—staying with him in Mervyn's Bower, where I put him for specific reasons of my own.”
“A mistress!—meanest thou a paramour?”
"A mistress!—do you mean a lover?"
“Ay, my lord; what female else waits for hours in a gentleman's chamber?”
“Ay, my lord; which other woman waits for hours in a guy's room?”
“By my faith, time and space fitting, this were a good tale to tell,” said Leicester. “I ever distrusted those bookish, hypocritical, seeming-virtuous scholars. Well—Master Tressilian makes somewhat familiar with my house; if I look it over, he is indebted to it for certain recollections. I would not harm him more than I can help. Keep eye on him, however, Varney.”
“Honestly, if the time and place were right, this would be a great story to share,” said Leicester. “I’ve always been wary of those bookish, hypocritical, seemingly virtuous scholars. Well—Master Tressilian has made himself somewhat familiar with my house; if I consider it, he owes it some memories. I wouldn’t want to harm him any more than I have to. But keep an eye on him, Varney.”
“I lodged him for that reason,” said Varney, “in Mervyn's Tower, where he is under the eye of my very vigilant, if he were not also my very drunken, servant, Michael Lambourne, whom I have told your Grace of.”
“I put him there for that reason,” said Varney, “in Mervyn's Tower, where he’s under the watch of my extremely vigilant, though also very drunk, servant, Michael Lambourne, whom I’ve mentioned to your Grace.”
“Grace!” said Leicester; “what meanest thou by that epithet?”
“Grace!” said Leicester; “what do you mean by that name?”
“It came unawares, my lord; and yet it sounds so very natural that I cannot recall it.”
“It happened unexpectedly, my lord; and yet it feels so natural that I can’t quite remember it.”
“It is thine own preferment that hath turned thy brain,” said Leicester, laughing; “new honours are as heady as new wine.”
“It’s your own success that has gone to your head,” said Leicester, laughing; “new honors are as intoxicating as new wine.”
“May your lordship soon have cause to say so from experience,” said Varney; and wishing his patron good night, he withdrew. [See Note 8. Furniture of Kenilworth.]
“Hope you get to say that from experience soon, my lord,” said Varney, and after wishing his patron good night, he left. [See Note 8. Furniture of Kenilworth.]
CHAPTER XXXIII.
Here stands the victim—there the proud betrayer,
E'en as the hind pull'd down by strangling dogs
Lies at the hunter's feet—who courteous proffers
To some high dame, the Dian of the chase,
To whom he looks for guerdon, his sharp blade,
To gash the sobbing throat. —THE WOODSMAN.
Here stands the victim—there’s the arrogant traitor,
Just like the deer brought down by chasing dogs
Lies at the hunter's feet—who politely offers
To some noble lady, the goddess of the hunt,
From whom he hopes for reward, his sharp knife,
To slice the weeping throat. —THE WOODSMAN.
We are now to return to Mervyn's Bower, the apartment, or rather the prison, of the unfortunate Countess of Leicester, who for some time kept within bounds her uncertainty and her impatience. She was aware that, in the tumult of the day, there might be some delay ere her letter could be safely conveyed to the hands of Leicester, and that some time more might elapse ere he could extricate himself from the necessary attendance on Elizabeth, to come and visit her in her secret bower. “I will not expect him,” she said, “till night; he cannot be absent from his royal guest, even to see me. He will, I know, come earlier if it be possible, but I will not expect him before night.” And yet all the while she did expect him; and while she tried to argue herself into a contrary belief, each hasty noise of the hundred which she heard sounded like the hurried step of Leicester on the staircase, hasting to fold her in his arms.
We now return to Mervyn's Bower, the apartment, or rather the prison, of the unfortunate Countess of Leicester, who for a while managed to keep her uncertainty and impatience in check. She knew that, amidst the chaos of the day, there might be some delay before her letter could be safely delivered to Leicester, and that more time might pass before he could break away from his necessary duties with Elizabeth to come visit her in her secret bower. “I won’t expect him,” she said, “until night; he can’t leave his royal guest, even to see me. I know he’ll come earlier if he can, but I won’t expect him before night.” Yet all the while she did expect him; and though she tried to convince herself otherwise, every hurried noise out of the hundreds she heard sounded like Leicester rushing up the stairs, eager to sweep her into his arms.
The fatigue of body which Amy had lately undergone, with the agitation of mind natural to so cruel a state of uncertainty, began by degrees strongly to affect her nerves, and she almost feared her total inability to maintain the necessary self-command through the scenes which might lie before her. But although spoiled by an over-indulgent system of education, Amy had naturally a mind of great power, united with a frame which her share in her father's woodland exercises had rendered uncommonly healthy. She summoned to her aid such mental and bodily resources; and not unconscious how much the issue of her fate might depend on her own self-possession, she prayed internally for strength of body and for mental fortitude, and resolved at the same time to yield to no nervous impulse which might weaken either.
The physical exhaustion that Amy had recently experienced, along with the stress that comes from such a harsh state of uncertainty, gradually began to take a toll on her nerves. She started to worry about her ability to keep it together during the potentially challenging situations ahead. However, despite being spoiled by a lenient upbringing, Amy naturally had a strong mind, paired with a body that her involvement in her father's outdoor activities had made remarkably healthy. She tapped into her mental and physical resources; aware that her fate could hinge on her own self-control, she silently prayed for strength in her body and mental resilience, and made a firm decision not to give in to any anxious impulses that could weaken her resolve.
Yet when the great bell of the Castle, which was placed in Caesar's Tower, at no great distance from that called Mervyn's, began to send its pealing clamour abroad, in signal of the arrival of the royal procession, the din was so painfully acute to ears rendered nervously sensitive by anxiety, that she could hardly forbear shrieking with anguish, in answer to every stunning clash of the relentless peal.
Yet when the great bell of the Castle, located in Caesar's Tower, not far from Mervyn's Tower, began to ring loudly to signal the arrival of the royal procession, the noise was so painfully sharp to ears made overly sensitive by anxiety that she could hardly refrain from shrieking in agony in response to each jarring clang of the relentless bell.
Shortly afterwards, when the small apartment was at once enlightened by the shower of artificial fires with which the air was suddenly filled, and which crossed each other like fiery spirits, each bent on his own separate mission, or like salamanders executing a frolic dance in the region of the Sylphs, the Countess felt at first as if each rocket shot close by her eyes, and discharged its sparks and flashes so nigh that she could feel a sense of the heat. But she struggled against these fantastic terrors, and compelled herself to arise, stand by the window, look out, and gaze upon a sight which at another time would have appeared to her at once captivating and fearful. The magnificent towers of the Castle were enveloped in garlands of artificial fire, or shrouded with tiaras of pale smoke. The surface of the lake glowed like molten iron, while many fireworks (then thought extremely wonderful, though now common), whose flame continued to exist in the opposing element, dived and rose, hissed and roared, and spouted fire, like so many dragons of enchantment sporting upon a burning lake.
Shortly after, when the small apartment was suddenly lit up by a burst of artificial fireworks filling the air, crossing each other like fiery spirits, each on its own mission, or like salamanders dancing playfully among the Sylphs, the Countess initially felt as if each rocket shot just past her eyes, releasing sparks and flashes close enough that she could feel the heat. But she fought against these strange fears and forced herself to get up, stand by the window, look out, and take in a scene that would have seemed both captivating and terrifying at another time. The magnificent towers of the Castle were wrapped in garlands of artificial fire, or covered in crowns of pale smoke. The surface of the lake glowed like molten iron, while many fireworks (which were considered remarkable at the time, though now they are common), burned brightly in the air, diving and rising, hissing and roaring, and spewing flames, like dragons of enchantment playing on a burning lake.
Even Amy was for a moment interested by what was to her so new a scene. “I had thought it magical art,” she said, “but poor Tressilian taught me to judge of such things as they are. Great God! and may not these idle splendours resemble my own hoped-for happiness—a single spark, which is instantly swallowed up by surrounding darkness—a precarious glow, which rises but for a brief space into the air, that its fall may be the lower? O Leicester! after all—all that thou hast said—hast sworn—that Amy was thy love, thy life, can it be that thou art the magician at whose nod these enchantments arise, and that she sees them as an outcast, if not a captive?”
Even Amy was briefly intrigued by what was such a new scene to her. “I used to think it was magical art,” she said, “but poor Tressilian taught me to see things as they are. Great God! Could these dazzling displays reflect my own longed-for happiness—a single spark, instantly consumed by the surrounding darkness—a fleeting light that only rises for a moment before it falls? Oh Leicester! After everything you’ve said—everything you’ve sworn—that Amy was your love, your life, is it possible that you are the one who makes these wonders appear, and that she sees them as an outcast, if not a prisoner?”
The sustained, prolonged, and repeated bursts of music, from so many different quarters, and at so many varying points of distance, which sounded as if not the Castle of Kenilworth only, but the whole country around, had been at once the scene of solemnizing some high national festival, carried the same oppressive thought still closer to her heart, while some notes would melt in distant and falling tones, as if in compassion for her sorrows, and some burst close and near upon her, as if mocking her misery, with all the insolence of unlimited mirth. “These sounds,” she said, “are mine—mine, because they are HIS; but I cannot say, Be still, these loud strains suit me not; and the voice of the meanest peasant that mingles in the dance would have more power to modulate the music than the command of her who is mistress of all.”
The continuous, extended, and repeated bursts of music from so many different places, and at so many varying distances, sounded as if not just the Castle of Kenilworth, but the entire surrounding area, was suddenly celebrating some grand national festival. This brought the same heavy feeling even closer to her heart, as some notes faded away in distant, falling tones, as if showing sympathy for her sorrows, while others burst forth nearby, mocking her pain with all the arrogance of unrestrained joy. “These sounds,” she said, “are mine—mine, because they're HIS; but I can't say, Be quiet, these loud tunes don't suit me; and the voice of the simplest peasant joining in the dance would have more power to change the music than the command of the one who is the master of it all.”
By degrees the sounds of revelry died away, and the Countess withdrew from the window at which she had sat listening to them. It was night, but the moon afforded considerable light in the room, so that Amy was able to make the arrangement which she judged necessary. There was hope that Leicester might come to her apartment as soon as the revel in the Castle had subsided; but there was also risk she might be disturbed by some unauthorized intruder. She had lost confidence in the key since Tressilian had entered so easily, though the door was locked on the inside; yet all the additional security she could think of was to place the table across the door, that she might be warned by the noise should any one attempt to enter. Having taken these necessary precautions, the unfortunate lady withdrew to her couch, stretched herself down on it, mused in anxious expectation, and counted more than one hour after midnight, till exhausted nature proved too strong for love, for grief, for fear, nay, even for uncertainty, and she slept.
Gradually, the sounds of celebration faded away, and the Countess stepped back from the window where she had been listening. It was night, but the moon provided plenty of light in the room, allowing Amy to make the arrangements she felt were necessary. She hoped Leicester would visit her room as soon as the festivities at the Castle wound down; however, she also worried that someone unauthorized might disturb her. She had lost trust in the key since Tressilian had gotten in so easily, even with the door locked from the inside. The only extra security she could think of was to put a table against the door, so she would be alerted by any noise if someone tried to enter. After taking these precautions, the troubled lady lay down on her couch, lost in anxious thoughts, and counted more than one hour past midnight, until fatigue overcame her emotions—love, grief, fear, and even uncertainty—and she finally fell asleep.
Yes, she slept. The Indian sleeps at the stake in the intervals between his tortures; and mental torments, in like manner, exhaust by long continuance the sensibility of the sufferer, so that an interval of lethargic repose must necessarily ensue, ere the pangs which they inflict can again be renewed.
Yes, she slept. The Native American sleeps at the stake during the breaks between his tortures; and mental suffering, similarly, wears down the feelings of the person enduring it, so that there must be a period of dull rest before the pains they cause can be felt again.
The Countess slept, then, for several hours, and dreamed that she was in the ancient house at Cumnor Place, listening for the low whistle with which Leicester often used to announce his presence in the courtyard when arriving suddenly on one of his stolen visits. But on this occasion, instead of a whistle, she heard the peculiar blast of a bugle-horn, such as her father used to wind on the fall of the stag, and which huntsmen then called a MORT. She ran, as she thought, to a window that looked into the courtyard, which she saw filled with men in mourning garments. The old Curate seemed about to read the funeral service. Mumblazen, tricked out in an antique dress, like an ancient herald, held aloft a scutcheon, with its usual decorations of skulls, cross-bones, and hour-glasses, surrounding a coat-of-arms, of which she could only distinguish that it was surmounted with an Earl's coronet. The old man looked at her with a ghastly smile, and said, “Amy, are they not rightly quartered?” Just as he spoke, the horns again poured on her ear the melancholy yet wild strain of the MORT, or death-note, and she awoke.
The Countess slept for several hours and dreamed she was in the old house at Cumnor Place, waiting for the low whistle Leicester would use to signal his arrival during his secret visits. But this time, instead of a whistle, she heard the distinctive sound of a bugle, like the one her father would blow when hunting stag, which the hunters called a MORT. She imagined running to a window that overlooked the courtyard, which was filled with men dressed in mourning attire. The old Curate seemed ready to conduct the funeral service. Mumblazen, dressed in an old-fashioned outfit like a herald, held up a shield adorned with the usual symbols of skulls, crossbones, and hourglasses, surrounding a coat of arms that she could only see was topped with an Earl's coronet. The old man looked at her with a chilling smile and said, “Amy, are they not properly quartered?” Just as he spoke, the horns filled her ears with the mournful yet wild sound of the MORT, or death-note, and she woke up.
The Countess awoke to hear a real bugle-note, or rather the combined breath of many bugles, sounding not the MORT. but the jolly REVEILLE, to remind the inmates of the Castle of Kenilworth that the pleasures of the day were to commence with a magnificent stag-hunting in the neighbouring Chase. Amy started up from her couch, listened to the sound, saw the first beams of the summer morning already twinkle through the lattice of her window, and recollected, with feelings of giddy agony, where she was, and how circumstanced.
The Countess woke up to the sound of a real bugle, or more accurately, the combined notes of many bugles, playing not the MORT, but the cheerful REVEILLE, reminding everyone in Kenilworth Castle that the day's activities were set to begin with a grand stag hunt in the nearby Chase. Amy jumped out of bed, listened to the sounds, saw the first rays of the summer morning sparkling through her window, and remembered, with a mix of excitement and distress, where she was and what her situation was.
“He thinks not of me,” she said; “he will not come nigh me! A Queen is his guest, and what cares he in what corner of his huge Castle a wretch like me pines in doubt, which is fast fading into despair?” At once a sound at the door, as of some one attempting to open it softly, filled her with an ineffable mixture of joy and fear; and hastening to remove the obstacle she had placed against the door, and to unlock it, she had the precaution to ask! “Is it thou, my love?”
“He doesn’t think of me,” she said; “he won’t come near me! A Queen is his guest, and what does he care about a wretch like me, wasting away in doubt that is quickly turning into despair?” Suddenly, she heard a sound at the door, like someone trying to open it gently, filling her with a mix of joy and fear; and hurriedly moving the obstacle she had put against the door and unlocking it, she took the precaution to ask, “Is it you, my love?”
“Yes, my Countess,” murmured a whisper in reply.
“Yes, my Countess,” a whisper replied.
She threw open the door, and exclaiming, “Leicester!” flung her arms around the neck of the man who stood without, muffled in his cloak.
She threw open the door and exclaimed, “Leicester!” as she wrapped her arms around the neck of the man standing outside, wrapped in his cloak.
“No—not quite Leicester,” answered Michael Lambourne, for he it was, returning the caress with vehemence—“not quite Leicester, my lovely and most loving duchess, but as good a man.”
“No—not exactly Leicester,” replied Michael Lambourne, as he returned the affection with intensity—“not exactly Leicester, my beautiful and most loving duchess, but just as good a man.”
With an exertion of force, of which she would at another time have thought herself incapable, the Countess freed herself from the profane and profaning grasp of the drunken debauchee, and retreated into the midst of her apartment where despair gave her courage to make a stand.
With a burst of strength that she would have believed herself unable to muster at another time, the Countess broke free from the inappropriate and disrespectful grip of the drunken man and stepped back into the center of her room, where her despair gave her the courage to stand her ground.
As Lambourne, on entering, dropped the lap of his cloak from his face, she knew Varney's profligate servant, the very last person, excepting his detested master, by whom she would have wished to be discovered. But she was still closely muffled in her travelling dress, and as Lambourne had scarce ever been admitted to her presence at Cumnor Place, her person, she hoped, might not be so well known to him as his was to her, owing to Janet's pointing him frequently out as he crossed the court, and telling stories of his wickedness. She might have had still greater confidence in her disguise had her experience enabled her to discover that he was much intoxicated; but this could scarce have consoled her for the risk which she might incur from such a character in such a time, place, and circumstances.
As Lambourne entered and pulled the cloak away from his face, she recognized him as Varney's reckless servant, the very last person she wanted to run into, aside from her loathed master. However, she was still bundled up in her travel outfit, and since Lambourne had rarely been allowed to see her at Cumnor Place, she hoped he might not recognize her as easily as she recognized him, thanks to Janet often pointing him out as he walked across the courtyard and sharing stories of his misdeeds. She might have felt even more confident in her disguise if her experience had allowed her to realize he was quite drunk, but that knowledge would hardly have eased her anxiety about the danger posed by someone like him in such a situation.
Lambourne flung the door behind him as he entered, and folding his arms, as if in mockery of the attitude of distraction into which Amy had thrown herself, he proceeded thus: “Hark ye, most fair Calipolis—or most lovely Countess of clouts, and divine Duchess of dark corners—if thou takest all that trouble of skewering thyself together, like a trussed fowl, that there may be more pleasure in the carving, even save thyself the labour. I love thy first frank manner the best—like thy present as little”—(he made a step towards her, and staggered)—“as little as—such a damned uneven floor as this, where a gentleman may break his neck if he does not walk as upright as a posture-master on the tight-rope.”
Lambourne slammed the door behind him as he entered, folding his arms, as if mocking the distracted pose Amy had taken, and said: “Listen, most beautiful Calipolis—or lovely Countess of chaos, and divine Duchess of dark corners—if you’re going to go through all that trouble to hold yourself together like a trussed chicken, just to make it more enjoyable when it comes time to slice, you might as well save yourself the effort. I prefer your straightforward nature like it used to be—my feelings for how you are now are as little—” (he took a step toward her and staggered)—“as my frustration with this damn bumpy floor where a gentleman might break his neck if he doesn’t walk as straight as a tightrope walker.”
“Stand back!” said the Countess; “do not approach nearer to me on thy peril!”
“Step back!” said the Countess; “don’t come any closer to me at your own risk!”
“My peril!—and stand back! Why, how now, madam? Must you have a better mate than honest Mike Lambourne? I have been in America, girl, where the gold grows, and have brought off such a load on't—”
“My danger!—and step back! What’s going on, madam? Do you need someone better than honest Mike Lambourne? I’ve been to America, girl, where the gold is plentiful, and I’ve brought back such a haul—”
“Good friend,” said the Countess, in great terror at the ruffian's determined and audacious manner, “I prithee begone, and leave me.”
“Good friend,” said the Countess, in great fear at the ruffian's determined and bold demeanor, “please leave me alone.”
“And so I will, pretty one, when we are tired of each other's company—not a jot sooner.” He seized her by the arm, while, incapable of further defence, she uttered shriek upon shriek. “Nay, scream away if you like it,” said he, still holding her fast; “I have heard the sea at the loudest, and I mind a squalling woman no more than a miauling kitten. Damn me! I have heard fifty or a hundred screaming at once, when there was a town stormed.”
“And I will, you pretty thing, when we’re done with each other’s company—not a second before.” He grabbed her arm, and unable to resist any longer, she let out scream after scream. “Go ahead, scream if you want,” he said, still holding her tightly; “I’ve heard the sea at its loudest, and I don't pay any more attention to a screaming woman than I do to a mewing kitten. Damn it! I’ve heard fifty or a hundred screaming at the same time when a town was stormed.”
The cries of the Countess, however, brought unexpected aid in the person of Lawrence Staples, who had heard her exclamations from his apartment below, and entered in good time to save her from being discovered, if not from more atrocious violence. Lawrence was drunk also from the debauch of the preceding night, but fortunately his intoxication had taken a different turn from that of Lambourne.
The Countess's screams, however, attracted unexpected help in the form of Lawrence Staples, who had heard her shouting from his apartment below, and arrived just in time to keep her from being found, if not from worse harm. Lawrence was also drunk from the wild night before, but luckily his drunkenness had gone in a different direction than Lambourne's.
“What the devil's noise is this in the ward?” he said. “What! man and woman together in the same cell?—that is against rule. I will have decency under my rule, by Saint Peter of the Fetters!”
“What on earth is this noise in the ward?” he said. “What! A man and woman together in the same cell?—that’s against the rules. I will have decency in my ward, by Saint Peter of the Fetters!”
“Get thee downstairs, thou drunken beast,” said Lambourne; “seest thou not the lady and I would be private?”
“Get downstairs, you drunken beast,” said Lambourne; “don’t you see that the lady and I want some privacy?”
“Good sir, worthy sir!” said the Countess, addressing the jailer, “do but save me from him, for the sake of mercy!”
“Good sir, kind sir!” said the Countess, speaking to the jailer, “please just save me from him, for the sake of mercy!”
“She speaks fairly,” said the jailer, “and I will take her part. I love my prisoners; and I have had as good prisoners under my key as they have had in Newgate or the Compter. And so, being one of my lambkins, as I say, no one shall disturb her in her pen-fold. So let go the woman: or I'll knock your brains out with my keys.”
“She speaks pretty well,” said the jailer, “and I’ll stand up for her. I care about my prisoners; and I’ve had just as good prisoners in my custody as they’ve had in Newgate or the Compter. So, since she’s one of my favorites, as I like to say, nobody is going to bother her in her little space. So let her go, or I’ll smash your head with my keys.”
“I'll make a blood-pudding of thy midriff first,” answered Lambourne, laying his left hand on his dagger, but still detaining the Countess by the arm with his right. “So have at thee, thou old ostrich, whose only living is upon a bunch of iron keys.”
“I'll make a blood pudding out of your midsection first,” replied Lambourne, placing his left hand on his dagger while still holding the Countess by the arm with his right. “So here I come for you, you old ostrich, whose only income comes from a bunch of iron keys.”
Lawrence raised the arm of Michael, and prevented him from drawing his dagger; and as Lambourne struggled and strove to shake him off; the Countess made a sudden exertion on her side, and slipping her hand out of the glove on which the ruffian still kept hold, she gained her liberty, and escaping from the apartment, ran downstairs; while at the same moment she heard the two combatants fall on the floor with a noise which increased her terror. The outer wicket offered no impediment to her flight, having been opened for Lambourne's admittance; so that she succeeded in escaping down the stair, and fled into the Pleasance, which seemed to her hasty glance the direction in which she was most likely to avoid pursuit.
Lawrence grabbed Michael's arm and stopped him from pulling out his dagger. As Lambourne struggled to shake him off, the Countess made a quick move and slipped her hand out of the glove that the thug was still holding onto. She gained her freedom and, escaping from the room, ran downstairs. At the same time, she heard the two fighters crash to the floor, which only heightened her fear. The outer door posed no barrier to her escape since it had been opened for Lambourne's entry. She managed to rush down the stairs and dart into the Pleasance, which, from her quick look, seemed like the best chance to hide from being chased.
Meanwhile, Lawrence and Lambourne rolled on the floor of the apartment, closely grappled together. Neither had, happily, opportunity to draw their daggers; but Lawrence found space enough to clash his heavy keys across Michael's face, and Michael in return grasped the turnkey so felly by the throat that the blood gushed from nose and mouth, so that they were both gory and filthy spectacles when one of the other officers of the household, attracted by the noise of the fray, entered the room, and with some difficulty effected the separation of the combatants.
Meanwhile, Lawrence and Lambourne wrestled on the floor of the apartment, locked in close combat. Thankfully, neither had the chance to draw their knives; however, Lawrence managed to slam his heavy keys across Michael's face, while Michael retaliated by grabbing the turnkey tightly by the throat, causing blood to pour from his nose and mouth. They both ended up as bloody and dirty sights when one of the other officers from the household, drawn in by the noise of the fight, entered the room and, with some struggle, managed to pull the fighters apart.
“A murrain on you both,” said the charitable mediator, “and especially on you, Master Lambourne! What the fiend lie you here for, fighting on the floor like two butchers' curs in the kennel of the shambles?”
“A plague on you both,” said the kind mediator, “and especially on you, Master Lambourne! What are you doing here, fighting on the floor like two mongrels in the butcher shop?”
Lambourne arose, and somewhat sobered by the interposition of a third party, looked with something less than his usual brazen impudence of visage. “We fought for a wench, an thou must know,” was his reply.
Lambourne got up, and feeling a bit more serious because of the interruption by someone else, looked a bit less brazen than usual. “We fought over a woman, as you should know,” was his response.
“A wench! Where is she?” said the officer.
“A girl! Where is she?” said the officer.
“Why, vanished, I think,” said Lambourne, looking around him, “unless Lawrence hath swallowed her, That filthy paunch of his devours as many distressed damsels and oppressed orphans as e'er a giant in King Arthur's history. They are his prime food; he worries them body, soul, and substance.”
“Why, she must have disappeared,” said Lambourne, looking around, “unless Lawrence has swallowed her. That disgusting gut of his consumes as many distressed women and oppressed orphans as any giant in King Arthur's stories. They are his main dish; he torments them body, soul, and spirit.”
“Ay, ay! It's no matter,” said Lawrence, gathering up his huge, ungainly form from the floor; “but I have had your betters, Master Michael Lambourne, under the little turn of my forefinger and thumb, and I shall have thee, before all's done, under my hatches. The impudence of thy brow will not always save thy shin-bones from iron, and thy foul, thirsty gullet from a hempen cord.” The words were no sooner out of his mouth, when Lambourne again made at him.
“Ay, ay! It doesn’t matter,” said Lawrence, picking up his large, awkward body from the floor; “but I’ve had people way better than you, Master Michael Lambourne, under the little bend of my finger and thumb, and I will have you too, before it’s all over, under my control. The arrogance on your face won’t always protect your legs from a beating, or your filthy, greedy throat from a noose.” No sooner had he said this than Lambourne charged at him again.
“Nay, go not to it again,” said the sewer, “or I will call for him shall tame you both, and that is Master Varney—Sir Richard, I mean. He is stirring, I promise you; I saw him cross the court just now.”
“Nah, don’t go there again,” said the sewer, “or I’ll call in someone who can handle both of you, and that’s Master Varney—Sir Richard, I mean. He’s on the move, I promise you; I just saw him cross the courtyard.”
“Didst thou, by G—!” said Lambourne, seizing on the basin and ewer which stood in the apartment. “Nay, then, element, do thy work. I thought I had enough of thee last night, when I floated about for Orion, like a cork on a fermenting cask of ale.”
“Did you, by God!” said Lambourne, grabbing the basin and pitcher that were in the room. “Well then, element, do your thing. I thought I had enough of you last night when I floated around looking for Orion, like a cork on a bubbling cask of beer.”
So saying, he fell to work to cleanse from his face and hands the signs of the fray, and get his apparel into some order.
So saying, he set to work cleaning the marks of the fight from his face and hands, and tidying up his clothes.
“What hast thou done to him?” said the sewer, speaking aside to the jailer; “his face is fearfully swelled.”
“What have you done to him?” said the sewer, speaking quietly to the jailer; “his face is swelling up horribly.”
“It is but the imprint of the key of my cabinet—too good a mark for his gallows-face. No man shall abuse or insult my prisoners; they are my jewels, and I lock them in safe casket accordingly.—And so, mistress, leave off your wailing.—Why! why, surely, there was a woman here!”
“It’s just the impression of the key to my cabinet—too good a mark for his guilty face. No one should mistreat or insult my prisoners; they are my treasures, and I keep them locked away safely. So, my lady, stop your crying. Wait! Wasn’t there a woman here?”
“I think you are all mad this morning,” said the sewer. “I saw no woman here, nor no man neither in a proper sense, but only two beasts rolling on the floor.”
“I think you all seem crazy this morning,” said the sewer. “I don’t see any woman here, nor any man in the usual sense, but just two animals rolling on the floor.”
“Nay, then I am undone,” said the jailer; “the prison's broken, that is all. Kenilworth prison is broken,” he continued, in a tone of maudlin lamentation, “which was the strongest jail betwixt this and the Welsh Marches—ay, and a house that has had knights, and earls, and kings sleeping in it, as secure as if they had been in the Tower of London. It is broken, the prisoners fled, and the jailer in much danger of being hanged!”
“Nah, then I’m finished,” said the jailer. “The prison’s gone, that’s all. Kenilworth prison is broken,” he went on, sounding really sad, “which was the strongest jail between here and the Welsh borders—yeah, and a place that’s had knights, earls, and kings sleeping in it, as safe as if they were in the Tower of London. It’s broken, the prisoners have escaped, and the jailer is in serious danger of being hanged!”
So saying, he retreated down to his own den to conclude his lamentations, or to sleep himself sober. Lambourne and the sewer followed him close; and it was well for them, since the jailer, out of mere habit, was about to lock the wicket after him, and had they not been within the reach of interfering, they would have had the pleasure of being shut up in the turret-chamber, from which the Countess had been just delivered.
So saying, he went back to his own den to finish his complaints, or to sleep it off. Lambourne and the sewer followed him closely, which was fortunate for them, as the jailer, out of habit, was about to lock the door behind him. If they hadn't been close enough to intervene, they would have ended up stuck in the turret-chamber, from which the Countess had just been released.
That unhappy lady, as soon as she found herself at liberty, fled, as we have already mentioned, into the Pleasance. She had seen this richly-ornamented space of ground from the window of Mervyn's Tower; and it occurred to her, at the moment of her escape, that among its numerous arbours, bowers, fountains, statues, and grottoes, she might find some recess in which she could lie concealed until she had an opportunity of addressing herself to a protector, to whom she might communicate as much as she dared of her forlorn situation, and through whose means she might supplicate an interview with her husband.
That unhappy woman, as soon as she found herself free, ran away, as we’ve already mentioned, into the Pleasance. She had seen this beautifully decorated space from the window of Mervyn's Tower; and it struck her, at the moment of her escape, that among its many arbors, gazebos, fountains, statues, and grottoes, she might find a hidden spot where she could stay out of sight until she had a chance to reach out to a protector, to whom she could reveal as much as she could about her desperate situation, and through whom she might ask for a meeting with her husband.
“If I could see my guide,” she thought, “I would learn if he had delivered my letter. Even did I but see Tressilian, it were better to risk Dudley's anger, by confiding my whole situation to one who is the very soul of honour, than to run the hazard of further insult among the insolent menials of this ill-ruled place. I will not again venture into an enclosed apartment. I will wait, I will watch; amidst so many human beings there must be some kind heart which can judge and compassionate what mine endures.”
“If I could see my guide,” she thought, “I would find out if he delivered my letter. Even if I could just see Tressilian, it would be better to risk Dudley's anger by sharing my whole situation with someone who is truly honorable than to face more insults from the rude servants in this poorly run place. I won’t go into a closed room again. I will wait and watch; among so many people, there has to be someone kind who can understand and empathize with what I’m going through.”
In truth, more than one party entered and traversed the Pleasance. But they were in joyous groups of four or five persons together, laughing and jesting in their own fullness of mirth and lightness of heart.
In reality, more than one group came in and walked through the Pleasance. But they were in cheerful clusters of four or five people, laughing and joking in their own happiness and lightheartedness.
The retreat which she had chosen gave her the easy alternative of avoiding observation. It was but stepping back to the farthest recess of a grotto, ornamented with rustic work and moss-seats, and terminated by a fountain, and she might easily remain concealed, or at her pleasure discover herself to any solitary wanderer whose curiosity might lead him to that romantic retirement. Anticipating such an opportunity, she looked into the clear basin which the silent fountain held up to her like a mirror, and felt shocked at her own appearance, and doubtful at the same time, muffled and disfigured as her disguise made her seem to herself, whether any female (and it was from the compassion of her own sex that she chiefly expected sympathy) would engage in conference with so suspicious an object. Reasoning thus like a woman, to whom external appearance is scarcely in any circumstances a matter of unimportance, and like a beauty, who had some confidence in the power of her own charms, she laid aside her travelling cloak and capotaine hat, and placed them beside her, so that she could assume them in an instant, ere one could penetrate from the entrance of the grotto to its extremity, in case the intrusion of Varney or of Lambourne should render such disguise necessary. The dress which she wore under these vestments was somewhat of a theatrical cast, so as to suit the assumed personage of one of the females who was to act in the pageant, Wayland had found the means of arranging it thus upon the second day of their journey, having experienced the service arising from the assumption of such a character on the preceding day. The fountain, acting both as a mirror and ewer, afforded Amy the means of a brief toilette, of which she availed herself as hastily as possible; then took in her hand her small casket of jewels, in case she might find them useful intercessors, and retiring to the darkest and most sequestered nook, sat down on a seat of moss, and awaited till fate should give her some chance of rescue, or of propitiating an intercessor.
The retreat she chose allowed her to easily avoid being seen. It was just a matter of stepping back into the farthest part of a grotto, decorated with rustic elements and moss-covered seats, ending in a fountain. Here, she could easily stay hidden or reveal herself to any solitary wanderer curious enough to discover this romantic spot. Anticipating such a moment, she looked into the clear basin held up by the silent fountain like a mirror, and was shocked by her own appearance. Doubting whether any woman—since she mainly expected sympathy from her own sex—would even want to talk to someone so suspicious-looking, she reasoned as any woman would, for whom outward appearance is rarely unimportant, and especially as a beauty who had some faith in her own charms. She took off her travel cloak and large hat, setting them beside her so she could quickly put them back on if Varney or Lambourne showed up and she needed to disguise herself. The outfit she wore underneath had a somewhat theatrical style, to fit the role of one of the female characters in the pageant, which Wayland had arranged on the second day of their journey, having found it useful the day before. The fountain served as both a mirror and a washbasin, allowing Amy to quickly prepare herself. She then took her small jewelry box, in case it might help her in some way, and moved to the darkest and most secluded spot, sitting down on a mossy seat to wait for fate to offer her a chance for rescue or a way to get help.
CHAPTER XXXIV.
Have you not seen the partridge quake,
Viewing the hawk approaching nigh?
She cuddles close beneath the brake,
Afraid to sit, afraid to fly, —PRIOR.
Have you not seen the partridge shiver,
Watching the hawk come near?
She huddles close under the brush,
Scared to stay, scared to take off, —PRIOR.
It chanced, upon that memorable morning, that one of the earliest of the huntress train, who appeared from her chamber in full array for the chase, was the Princess for whom all these pleasures were instituted, England's Maiden Queen. I know not if it were by chance, or out of the befitting courtesy due to a mistress by whom he was so much honoured, that she had scarcely made one step beyond the threshold of her chamber ere Leicester was by her side, and proposed to her, until the preparations for the chase had been completed, to view the Pleasance, and the gardens which it connected with the Castle yard.
It just so happened that on that unforgettable morning, one of the first to appear for the hunt, fully dressed for the adventure, was the Princess for whom all these festivities were arranged, England's Virgin Queen. I can't say whether it was by chance, or out of the proper courtesy owed to someone he held in such high regard, but she had barely taken a step out of her room when Leicester was by her side, suggesting that until everything was ready for the hunt, they should go check out the Pleasance and the gardens connected to the Castle yard.
To this new scene of pleasures they walked, the Earl's arm affording his Sovereign the occasional support which she required, where flights of steps, then a favourite ornament in a garden, conducted them from terrace to terrace, and from parterre to parterre. The ladies in attendance, gifted with prudence, or endowed perhaps with the amiable desire of acting as they would be done by, did not conceive their duty to the Queen's person required them, though they lost not sight of her, to approach so near as to share, or perhaps disturb, the conversation betwixt the Queen and the Earl, who was not only her host, but also her most trusted, esteemed, and favoured servant. They contented themselves with admiring the grace of this illustrious couple, whose robes of state were now exchanged for hunting suits, almost equally magnificent.
They walked into this new scene of pleasures, with the Earl’s arm giving his Sovereign the occasional support she needed as they navigated flights of steps, which were once a favorite garden ornament, leading them from terrace to terrace and from flowerbed to flowerbed. The ladies in attendance, either wise or perhaps with the kind intention of treating others as they'd like to be treated, didn’t think their duty to the Queen required them to get so close that they might share, or maybe interrupt, the conversation between the Queen and the Earl, who was not only her host but also her most trusted, respected, and favored servant. They were happy to admire the grace of this distinguished couple, whose formal robes had now been swapped for hunting outfits that were almost equally magnificent.
Elizabeth's silvan dress, which was of a pale blue silk, with silver lace and AIGUILLETTES, approached in form to that of the ancient Amazons, and was therefore well suited at once to her height and to the dignity of her mien, which her conscious rank and long habits of authority had rendered in some degree too masculine to be seen to the best advantage in ordinary female weeds. Leicester's hunting suit of Lincoln green, richly embroidered with gold, and crossed by the gay baldric which sustained a bugle-horn, and a wood-knife instead of a sword, became its master, as did his other vestments of court or of war. For such were the perfections of his form and mien, that Leicester was always supposed to be seen to the greatest advantage in the character and dress which for the time he represented or wore.
Elizabeth's dress, made of pale blue silk with silver lace and aiguillettes, resembled that of the ancient Amazons and was perfect for her height and dignified presence. Her awareness of her rank and long history of authority made her appearance slightly more masculine, which didn't show off her figure as well in typical women's clothing. Leicester's hunting outfit in Lincoln green was richly embroidered with gold and featured a colorful sash that held a bugle horn and a wood-knife instead of a sword. It suited him well, just like his other court or war attire. Leicester had a physique and demeanor so impressive that he always appeared at his best in whatever role and outfit he was representing at the time.
The conversation of Elizabeth and the favourite Earl has not reached us in detail. But those who watched at some distance (and the eyes of courtiers and court ladies are right sharp) were of opinion that on no occasion did the dignity of Elizabeth, in gesture and motion, seem so decidedly to soften away into a mien expressive of indecision and tenderness. Her step was not only slow, but even unequal, a thing most unwonted in her carriage; her looks seemed bent on the ground; and there was a timid disposition to withdraw from her companion, which external gesture in females often indicates exactly the opposite tendency in the secret mind. The Duchess of Rutland, who ventured nearest, was even heard to aver that she discerned a tear in Elizabeth's eye and a blush on her cheek; and still further, “She bent her looks on the ground to avoid mine,” said the Duchess, “she who, in her ordinary mood, could look down a lion.” To what conclusion these symptoms led is sufficiently evident; nor were they probably entirely groundless. The progress of a private conversation betwixt two persons of different sexes is often decisive of their fate, and gives it a turn very different perhaps from what they themselves anticipated. Gallantry becomes mingled with conversation, and affection and passion come gradually to mix with gallantry. Nobles, as well as shepherd swains, will, in such a trying moment, say more than they intended; and Queens, like village maidens, will listen longer than they should.
The details of the conversation between Elizabeth and the favorite Earl haven't been fully revealed. However, those who observed from a distance (and courtiers’ eyes are quite sharp) felt that Elizabeth's usual dignity seemed to dissolve into a demeanor filled with uncertainty and warmth. Her steps were not only slow but also uneven, which was very unusual for her; her gaze was directed at the ground, and there was a hesitant tendency to pull away from her companion, which in women often suggests the opposite of what they truly feel inside. The Duchess of Rutland, who got closest, even claimed she saw a tear in Elizabeth's eye and a blush on her cheek; furthermore, she noted, “She looked down to avoid my gaze,” said the Duchess, “she who normally could stare down a lion.” The implications of these signs are quite clear, nor were they likely entirely unfounded. The dynamics of a private conversation between two people of different genders can often determine their fate and take a turn that they may not have expected. Flirtation tends to blend with conversation, and feelings of affection and passion gradually intertwine with flirtation. Nobles, just like shepherds, often say more than they mean in such a vulnerable moment, and queens, like village girls, tend to listen longer than they should.
Horses in the meanwhile neighed and champed the bits with impatience in the base-court; hounds yelled in their couples; and yeomen, rangers, and prickers lamented the exhaling of the dew, which would prevent the scent from lying. But Leicester had another chase in view—or, to speak more justly towards him, had become engaged in it without premeditation, as the high-spirited hunter which follows the cry of the hounds that have crossed his path by accident. The Queen, an accomplished and handsome woman, the pride of England, the hope of France and Holland, and the dread of Spain, had probably listened with more than usual favour to that mixture of romantic gallantry with which she always loved to be addressed; and the Earl had, in vanity, in ambition, or in both, thrown in more and more of that delicious ingredient, until his importunity became the language of love itself.
Horses were impatiently neighing and chomping on their bits in the courtyard; hounds were barking in their pens; and the servants, gamekeepers, and hunters were complaining about the dew disappearing, which would mess up the scent. But Leicester had another hunt in mind—or, to put it more accurately, he got caught up in it without planning, like a spirited horse that follows after the hounds it accidentally crossed paths with. The Queen, a skilled and attractive woman, the pride of England, the hope of France and Holland, and the fear of Spain, probably listened more attentively than usual to that blend of romantic flattery she always enjoyed; and the Earl, out of vanity, ambition, or both, had added more and more of that irresistible charm until his insistence sounded like a declaration of love itself.
“No, Dudley,” said Elizabeth, yet it was with broken accents—“no, I must be the mother of my people. Other ties, that make the lowly maiden happy, are denied to her Sovereign. No, Leicester, urge it no more. Were I as others, free to seek my own happiness, then, indeed—but it cannot—cannot be. Delay the chase—delay it for half an hour—and leave me, my lord.”
“No, Dudley,” Elizabeth said, her voice trembling, “I have to be the mother of my people. The other connections that make a simple girl happy are not for her Sovereign. No, Leicester, don’t push it any further. If I were like everyone else, free to pursue my own happiness, then yes—but that’s just not possible. Delay the hunt—hold off for half an hour—and leave me, my lord.”
“How! leave you, madam?” said Leicester,—“has my madness offended you?”
“How! Are you leaving, madam?” said Leicester, “Has my craziness upset you?”
“No, Leicester, not so!” answered the Queen hastily; “but it is madness, and must not be repeated. Go—but go not far from hence; and meantime let no one intrude on my privacy.”
“No, Leicester, not like that!” the Queen replied quickly; “it's madness and mustn't happen again. Go—but don’t go too far; and in the meantime, let no one disturb my privacy.”
While she spoke thus, Dudley bowed deeply, and retired with a slow and melancholy air. The Queen stood gazing after him, and murmured to herself, “Were it possible—were it BUT possible!—but no—no; Elizabeth must be the wife and mother of England alone.”
While she spoke like that, Dudley bowed deeply and walked away slowly, looking sad. The Queen stared after him and murmured to herself, “If only—if it were even possible!—but no—no; Elizabeth must be the wife and mother of England alone.”
As she spoke thus, and in order to avoid some one whose step she heard approaching, the Queen turned into the grotto in which her hapless, and yet but too successful, rival lay concealed.
As she spoke, and to avoid someone whose footsteps she heard coming closer, the Queen turned into the cave where her unfortunate, yet all too successful, rival was hiding.
The mind of England's Elizabeth, if somewhat shaken by the agitating interview to which she had just put a period, was of that firm and decided character which soon recovers its natural tone. It was like one of those ancient Druidical monuments called Rocking-stones. The finger of Cupid, boy as he is painted, could put her feelings in motion; but the power of Hercules could not have destroyed their equilibrium. As she advanced with a slow pace towards the inmost extremity of the grotto, her countenance, ere she had proceeded half the length, had recovered its dignity of look, and her mien its air of command.
The mind of England's Elizabeth, though a bit rattled by the tense meeting she had just concluded, was strong and determined enough to quickly regain its composure. It was like one of those ancient Druid monuments known as Rocking-stones. The touch of Cupid, boy as he’s depicted, could stir her emotions; but even the strength of Hercules couldn’t disrupt their balance. As she walked slowly toward the deepest part of the grotto, her expression, before she had covered half the distance, regained its dignity, and her demeanor returned to its commanding presence.
It was then the Queen became aware that a female figure was placed beside, or rather partly behind, an alabaster column, at the foot of which arose the pellucid fountain which occupied the inmost recess of the twilight grotto. The classical mind of Elizabeth suggested the story of Numa and Egeria, and she doubted not that some Italian sculptor had here represented the Naiad whose inspirations gave laws to Rome. As she advanced, she became doubtful whether she beheld a statue, or a form of flesh and blood. The unfortunate Amy, indeed, remained motionless, betwixt the desire which she had to make her condition known to one of her own sex, and her awe for the stately form which approached her, and which, though her eyes had never before beheld, her fears instantly suspected to be the personage she really was. Amy had arisen from her seat with the purpose of addressing the lady who entered the grotto alone, and, as she at first thought, so opportunely. But when she recollected the alarm which Leicester had expressed at the Queen's knowing aught of their union, and became more and more satisfied that the person whom she now beheld was Elizabeth herself, she stood with one foot advanced and one withdrawn, her arms, head, and hands perfectly motionless, and her cheek as pallid as the alabaster pedestal against which she leaned. Her dress was of pale sea-green silk, little distinguished in that imperfect light, and somewhat resembled the drapery of a Grecian Nymph, such an antique disguise having been thought the most secure, where so many maskers and revellers were assembled; so that the Queen's doubt of her being a living form was well justified by all contingent circumstances, as well as by the bloodless cheek and the fixed eye.
It was then that the Queen noticed a woman standing beside, or rather partially behind, an alabaster column, at the base of which was a clear fountain that occupied the deepest part of the dim grotto. Elizabeth's classical mind recalled the story of Numa and Egeria, and she had no doubt that some Italian sculptor had depicted the Naiad whose inspirations provided laws for Rome. As she moved closer, she began to question whether she was looking at a statue or a real person. The unfortunate Amy, indeed, stood frozen between the desire to reveal her situation to another woman and her awe of the dignified figure approaching her, which, despite never having seen before, she feared was indeed who she thought it to be. Amy had gotten up from her seat intending to speak to the lady entering the grotto alone, believing it was a timely opportunity. But as she remembered Leicester’s concern about the Queen knowing anything of their union, and became more convinced that the person she was now seeing was Elizabeth herself, she found herself poised with one foot forward and the other back, her arms, head, and hands completely still, her cheek as pale as the alabaster pedestal she supported herself against. Her dress was made of pale sea-green silk, barely visible in that dim light, somewhat resembling the attire of a Grecian Nymph, as such an ancient disguise was thought to be the safest amid so many masked revelers; thus, the Queen's doubt about her being a living person was well-founded, reflected in her bloodless cheek and fixed gaze.
Elizabeth remained in doubt, even after she had approached within a few paces, whether she did not gaze on a statue so cunningly fashioned that by the doubtful light it could not be distinguished from reality. She stopped, therefore, and fixed upon this interesting object her princely look with so much keenness that the astonishment which had kept Amy immovable gave way to awe, and she gradually cast down her eyes, and drooped her head under the commanding gaze of the Sovereign. Still, however, she remained in all respects, saving this slow and profound inclination of the head, motionless and silent.
Elizabeth was still unsure, even as she got closer, whether she was looking at a statue so expertly made that, in the dim light, it seemed real. She paused and directed her royal gaze at this intriguing figure with such intensity that the amazement holding Amy still transformed into respect, causing her to lower her eyes and bow her head under the powerful stare of the Sovereign. Nevertheless, apart from this gradual and deep bow, Amy remained completely still and silent.
From her dress, and the casket which she instinctively held in her hand, Elizabeth naturally conjectured that the beautiful but mute figure which she beheld was a performer in one of the various theatrical pageants which had been placed in different situations to surprise her with their homage; and that the poor player, overcome with awe at her presence, had either forgot the part assigned her, or lacked courage to go through it. It was natural and courteous to give her some encouragement; and Elizabeth accordingly said, in a tone of condescending kindness, “How now, fair Nymph of this lovely grotto, art thou spell-bound and struck with dumbness by the charms of the wicked enchanter whom men term Fear? We are his sworn enemy, maiden, and can reverse his charm. Speak, we command thee.”
From her dress and the box she instinctively held in her hand, Elizabeth naturally assumed that the beautiful but silent figure she saw was a performer in one of the various theatrical shows set up in different spots to surprise her with their tribute; and that the poor actor, overwhelmed by her presence, had either forgotten their lines or lacked the courage to continue. It felt natural and polite to encourage her, so Elizabeth said, in a tone of gentle kindness, “What’s this, fair Nymph of this lovely grotto? Are you spellbound and struck speechless by the charms of the wicked enchanter known as Fear? We are his sworn enemies, maiden, and we can break his spell. Speak, we command you.”
Instead of answering her by speech, the unfortunate Countess dropped on her knee before the Queen, let her casket fall from her hand, and clasping her palms together, looked up in the Queen's face with such a mixed agony of fear and supplication, that Elizabeth was considerably affected.
Instead of responding verbally, the unfortunate Countess fell to her knees before the Queen, dropped her casket from her hand, and clasped her hands together, looking up at the Queen with a painful mix of fear and desperation that noticeably moved Elizabeth.
“What may this mean?” she said; “this is a stronger passion than befits the occasion. Stand up, damsel—what wouldst thou have with us?”
“What could this mean?” she asked. “This is a stronger emotion than what this situation calls for. Stand up, young lady—what do you want from us?”
“Your protection, madam,” faltered forth the unhappy petitioner.
“Your protection, ma'am,” the unhappy petitioner stammered.
“Each daughter of England has it while she is worthy of it,” replied the Queen; “but your distress seems to have a deeper root than a forgotten task. Why, and in what, do you crave our protection?”
“Every daughter of England has it as long as she deserves it,” replied the Queen; “but your distress seems to be rooted in something deeper than a forgotten task. Why do you seek our protection?”
Amy hastily endeavoured to recall what she were best to say, which might secure herself from the imminent dangers that surrounded her, without endangering her husband; and plunging from one thought to another, amidst the chaos which filled her mind, she could at length, in answer to the Queen's repeated inquiries in what she sought protection, only falter out, “Alas! I know not.”
Amy hurriedly tried to think of the best thing to say that would protect herself from the dangers around her without putting her husband at risk. As her mind raced through a jumble of thoughts, when the Queen repeatedly asked what she needed protection from, all she could finally manage to say was, “Oh! I don’t know.”
“This is folly, maiden,” said Elizabeth impatiently; for there was something in the extreme confusion of the suppliant which irritated her curiosity, as well as interested her feelings. “The sick man must tell his malady to the physician; nor are WE accustomed to ask questions so oft without receiving an answer.”
“This is nonsense, miss,” Elizabeth said impatiently, because there was something in the complete confusion of the person asking that annoyed her curiosity and engaged her feelings. “The sick man must tell the doctor what’s wrong; and we’re not used to asking questions so often without getting a response.”
“I request—I implore,” stammered forth the unfortunate Countess—“I beseech your gracious protection—against—against one Varney.” She choked well-nigh as she uttered the fatal word, which was instantly caught up by the Queen.
“I ask—I beg,” stuttered the unfortunate Countess—“I plead for your kind protection—against—against one Varney.” She nearly choked as she spoke the deadly word, which was immediately seized upon by the Queen.
“What, Varney—Sir Richard Varney—the servant of Lord Leicester! what, damsel, are you to him, or he to you?”
“What, Varney—Sir Richard Varney—the servant of Lord Leicester! So, girl, what’s your connection to him, or his to you?”
“I—I—was his prisoner—and he practised on my life—and I broke forth to—to—”
“I—I—was his prisoner—and he toyed with my life—and I broke free to—to—”
“To throw thyself on my protection, doubtless,” said Elizabeth. “Thou shalt have it—that is, if thou art worthy; for we will sift this matter to the uttermost. Thou art,” she said, bending on the Countess an eye which seemed designed to pierce her very inmost soul—“thou art Amy, daughter of Sir Hugh Robsart of Lidcote Hall?”
“To throw yourself on my protection, of course,” said Elizabeth. “You shall have it—that is, if you’re worthy; we will get to the bottom of this. You are,” she said, focusing on the Countess with a gaze that seemed meant to see through her very soul—“you are Amy, daughter of Sir Hugh Robsart of Lidcote Hall?”
“Forgive me—forgive me, most gracious Princess!” said Amy, dropping once more on her knee, from which she had arisen.
“Forgive me—please forgive me, kind Princess!” said Amy, dropping once again to her knee, from which she had just gotten up.
“For what should I forgive thee, silly wench?” said Elizabeth; “for being the daughter of thine own father? Thou art brain-sick, surely. Well I see I must wring the story from thee by inches. Thou didst deceive thine old and honoured father—thy look confesses it—cheated Master Tressilian—thy blush avouches it—and married this same Varney.”
“For what should I forgive you, silly girl?” said Elizabeth; “for being the daughter of your own father? You must be out of your mind. I see I have to get the story out of you slowly. You deceived your old and respected father—your expression shows it—you cheated Master Tressilian—your blush confirms it—and you married this same Varney.”
Amy sprung on her feet, and interrupted the Queen eagerly with, “No, madam, no! as there is a God above us, I am not the sordid wretch you would make me! I am not the wife of that contemptible slave—of that most deliberate villain! I am not the wife of Varney! I would rather be the bride of Destruction!”
Amy jumped to her feet and interrupted the Queen eagerly with, “No, madam, no! As there is a God above us, I am not the miserable wretch you think I am! I am not the wife of that despicable slave—of that most calculating villain! I am not Varney's wife! I would rather be the bride of Destruction!”
The Queen, overwhelmed in her turn by Amy's vehemence, stood silent for an instant, and then replied, “Why, God ha' mercy, woman! I see thou canst talk fast enough when the theme likes thee. Nay, tell me, woman,” she continued, for to the impulse of curiosity was now added that of an undefined jealousy that some deception had been practised on her—“tell me, woman—for, by God's day, I WILL know—whose wife, or whose paramour, art thou! Speak out, and be speedy. Thou wert better dally with a lioness than with Elizabeth.”
The Queen, caught off guard by Amy's intensity, was silent for a moment, then responded, “Goodness, woman! I see you can talk just fine when it’s a subject you care about. Now, tell me, woman,” she continued, fueled by curiosity and a vague jealousy that she might have been deceived—“tell me, woman—for, I swear, I WILL find out—whose wife or whose lover are you! Speak up, and be quick about it. You’re better off dealing with a lioness than with Elizabeth.”
Urged to this extremity, dragged as it were by irresistible force to the verge of the precipice which she saw, but could not avoid—permitted not a moment's respite by the eager words and menacing gestures of the offended Queen, Amy at length uttered in despair, “The Earl of Leicester knows it all.”
Urged to this extreme, pulled as if by an unstoppable force to the edge of the cliff she saw but couldn’t escape—given no time to breathe by the urgent words and threatening gestures of the angry Queen, Amy finally said in despair, “The Earl of Leicester knows everything.”
“The Earl of Leicester!” said Elizabeth, in utter astonishment. “The Earl of Leicester!” she repeated with kindling anger. “Woman, thou art set on to this—thou dost belie him—he takes no keep of such things as thou art. Thou art suborned to slander the noblest lord and the truest-hearted gentleman in England! But were he the right hand of our trust, or something yet dearer to us, thou shalt have thy hearing, and that in his presence. Come with me—come with me instantly!”
“The Earl of Leicester!” exclaimed Elizabeth, completely shocked. “The Earl of Leicester!” she repeated, her anger flaring up. “You’re determined to do this—you’re lying about him—he wouldn’t pay attention to someone like you. You’re being used to slander the noblest lord and the most sincere gentleman in England! But even if he were our most trusted ally or something even more precious, you will have your chance to speak, and it will be in front of him. Come with me—come with me right now!”
As Amy shrunk back with terror, which the incensed Queen interpreted as that of conscious guilt, Elizabeth rapidly advanced, seized on her arm, and hastened with swift and long steps out of the grotto, and along the principal alley of the Pleasance, dragging with her the terrified Countess, whom she still held by the arm, and whose utmost exertions could but just keep pace with those of the indignant Queen.
As Amy recoiled in fear, which the angry Queen saw as a sign of guilt, Elizabeth quickly moved forward, grabbed her arm, and briskly headed out of the grotto and down the main path of the Pleasance, pulling the terrified Countess along with her. The Countess struggled desperately to keep up with the outraged Queen.
Leicester was at this moment the centre of a splendid group of lords and ladies, assembled together under an arcade, or portico, which closed the alley. The company had drawn together in that place, to attend the commands of her Majesty when the hunting-party should go forward, and their astonishment may be imagined when, instead of seeing Elizabeth advance towards them with her usual measured dignity of motion, they beheld her walking so rapidly that she was in the midst of them ere they were aware; and then observed, with fear and surprise, that her features were flushed betwixt anger and agitation, that her hair was loosened by her haste of motion, and that her eyes sparkled as they were wont when the spirit of Henry VIII. mounted highest in his daughter. Nor were they less astonished at the appearance of the pale, attenuated, half-dead, yet still lovely female, whom the Queen upheld by main strength with one hand, while with the other she waved aside the ladies and nobles who pressed towards her, under the idea that she was taken suddenly ill. “Where is my Lord of Leicester?” she said, in a tone that thrilled with astonishment all the courtiers who stood around. “Stand forth, my Lord of Leicester!”
Leicester was at that moment the center of a magnificent group of lords and ladies gathered under an arcade that closed off the alley. They had come together to fulfill the orders of her Majesty for the hunting party, and their shock was palpable when, instead of seeing Elizabeth approach them with her usual grace and poise, they found her walking so quickly that she was among them before they even noticed. They then saw, with a mix of fear and surprise, that her face was flushed between anger and agitation, her hair was disheveled from her hurried pace, and her eyes sparkled as they did when the spirit of Henry VIII was strongest in his daughter. They were equally stunned by the sight of the pale, frail, half-dead but still beautiful woman that the Queen was supporting with one hand, while pushing aside the ladies and nobles who rushed toward her, thinking she had taken suddenly ill. “Where is my Lord of Leicester?” she said, her tone sending shockwaves through all the courtiers nearby. “Step forward, my Lord of Leicester!”
If, in the midst of the most serene day of summer, when all is light and laughing around, a thunderbolt were to fall from the clear blue vault of heaven, and rend the earth at the very feet of some careless traveller, he could not gaze upon the smouldering chasm, which so unexpectedly yawned before him, with half the astonishment and fear which Leicester felt at the sight that so suddenly presented itself. He had that instant been receiving, with a political affectation of disavowing and misunderstanding their meaning, the half-uttered, half-intimated congratulations of the courtiers upon the favour of the Queen, carried apparently to its highest pitch during the interview of that morning, from which most of them seemed to augur that he might soon arise from their equal in rank to become their master. And now, while the subdued yet proud smile with which he disclaimed those inferences was yet curling his cheek, the Queen shot into the circle, her passions excited to the uttermost; and supporting with one hand, and apparently without an effort, the pale and sinking form of his almost expiring wife, and pointing with the finger of the other to her half-dead features, demanded in a voice that sounded to the ears of the astounded statesman like the last dread trumpet-call that is to summon body and spirit to the judgment-seat, “Knowest thou this woman?”
If, on the most peaceful summer day, when everything is bright and cheerful around, a thunderbolt were to strike from the clear blue sky and create a gaping hole right at the feet of an unsuspecting traveler, he wouldn't be as shocked and terrified as Leicester was at the sight that suddenly appeared before him. Just a moment ago, he had been receiving, with a political pretense of denying and misunderstanding their meaning, the half-expressed congratulations of the courtiers about the Queen's favor, which seemed to be at its peak during their meeting that morning. Most of them seemed to think he might soon rise from being their equal in rank to becoming their leader. And now, while the subtle yet proud smile that he used to dismiss those implications lingered on his face, the Queen rushed into the group, her emotions at their peak; with one hand, she effortlessly supported the pale and fading form of his nearly lifeless wife, and with the other, pointed to her almost dead features, demanding in a voice that sounded to the stunned statesman like the final trumpet call summoning body and soul to judgment, “Do you know this woman?”
As, at the blast of that last trumpet, the guilty shall call upon the mountains to cover them, Leicester's inward thoughts invoked the stately arch which he had built in his pride to burst its strong conjunction, and overwhelm them in its ruins. But the cemented stones, architrave and battlement, stood fast; and it was the proud master himself who, as if some actual pressure had bent him to the earth, kneeled down before Elizabeth, and prostrated his brow to the marble flag-stones on which she stood.
As the last trumpet sounds, the guilty will cry out to the mountains to hide them, Leicester's inner thoughts wished for the grand arch he had constructed in his arrogance to collapse and bury them in its debris. But the solid stones, architrave, and battlement remained strong; it was the proud master himself who, as if some force had pushed him down to the ground, knelt before Elizabeth and pressed his forehead against the marble floor where she stood.
“Leicester,” said Elizabeth, in a voice which trembled with passion, “could I think thou hast practised on me—on me thy Sovereign—on me thy confiding, thy too partial mistress, the base and ungrateful deception which thy present confusion surmises—by all that is holy, false lord, that head of thine were in as great peril as ever was thy father's!”
“Leicester,” Elizabeth said, her voice shaking with emotion, “could I believe that you have betrayed me—your Sovereign—your trusting, overly generous mistress, with the cruel and ungrateful trick that your current distress suggests—by everything sacred, false lord, your head would be in as much danger as your father's ever was!”
Leicester had not conscious innocence, but he had pride to support him. He raised slowly his brow and features, which were black and swoln with contending emotions, and only replied, “My head cannot fall but by the sentence of my peers. To them I will plead, and not to a princess who thus requites my faithful service.”
Leicester didn't have a clear sense of innocence, but he had his pride to back him up. He slowly lifted his brow and face, which were dark and swollen with conflicting feelings, and simply replied, “My head can only fall by the judgment of my peers. I will plead to them, not to a princess who repays my loyal service this way.”
“What! my lords,” said Elizabeth, looking around, “we are defied, I think—defied in the Castle we have ourselves bestowed on this proud man!—My Lord Shrewsbury, you are Marshal of England, attach him of high treason.”
“What! my lords,” said Elizabeth, looking around, “I think we’re being defied—defied in the Castle we’ve given to this proud man!—My Lord Shrewsbury, you’re the Marshal of England, arrest him for high treason.”
“Whom does your Grace mean?” said Shrewsbury, much surprised, for he had that instant joined the astonished circle.
“Who do you mean, Your Grace?” said Shrewsbury, quite surprised, as he had just joined the shocked group.
“Whom should I mean, but that traitor Dudley, Earl of Leicester!—Cousin of Hunsdon, order out your band of gentlemen pensioners, and take him into instant custody. I say, villain, make haste!”
“Who else could I be talking about but that traitor Dudley, Earl of Leicester!—Cousin of Hunsdon, summon your group of gentlemen pensioners and take him into custody right away. I said, hurry up, you villain!”
Hunsdon, a rough old noble, who, from his relationship to the Boleyns, was accustomed to use more freedom with the Queen than almost any other dared to do, replied bluntly, “And it is like your Grace might order me to the Tower to-morrow for making too much haste. I do beseech you to be patient.”
Hunsdon, a rough old noble, who, because of his ties to the Boleyns, felt he could speak more freely with the Queen than almost anyone else would dare, answered directly, “And Your Grace might as well send me to the Tower tomorrow for being too eager. I urge you to be patient.”
“Patient—God's life!” exclaimed the Queen—“name not the word to me; thou knowest not of what he is guilty!”
“Patient—God's life!” exclaimed the Queen—“don't mention that word to me; you have no idea what he's guilty of!”
Amy, who had by this time in some degree recovered herself, and who saw her husband, as she conceived, in the utmost danger from the rage of an offended Sovereign, instantly (and alas! how many women have done the same) forgot her own wrongs and her own danger in her apprehensions for him, and throwing herself before the Queen, embraced her knees, while she exclaimed, “He is guiltless, madam—he is guiltless; no one can lay aught to the charge of the noble Leicester!”
Amy, who had somewhat collected herself by this point and saw her husband, as she believed, in grave danger due to the wrath of an angry Queen, immediately (and sadly, how many women have done the same) set aside her own grievances and fears for her husband’s safety. She threw herself before the Queen, knelt at her feet, and cried out, “He’s innocent, ma’am—he’s innocent; no one can accuse the noble Leicester of anything!”
“Why, minion,” answered the Queen, “didst not thou thyself say that the Earl of Leicester was privy to thy whole history?”
“Why, minion,” answered the Queen, “didn't you say yourself that the Earl of Leicester knew all about your history?”
“Did I say so?” repeated the unhappy Amy, laying aside every consideration of consistency and of self-interest. “Oh, if I did, I foully belied him. May God so judge me, as I believe he was never privy to a thought that would harm me!”
“Did I say that?” repeated the unhappy Amy, putting aside any thoughts of being consistent or looking out for herself. “Oh, if I did, I seriously lied about him. May God judge me, as I honestly believe he never had a thought that would hurt me!”
“Woman!” said Elizabeth, “I will know who has moved thee to this; or my wrath—and the wrath of kings is a flaming fire—shall wither and consume thee like a weed in the furnace!”
“Woman!” said Elizabeth, “I need to know who has pushed you to this; or my anger—and the anger of kings is a blazing fire—will wither and burn you like a weed in the furnace!”
As the Queen uttered this threat, Leicester's better angel called his pride to his aid, and reproached him with the utter extremity of meanness which would overwhelm him for ever if he stooped to take shelter under the generous interposition of his wife, and abandoned her, in return for her kindness, to the resentment of the Queen. He had already raised his head with the dignity of a man of honour to avow his marriage, and proclaim himself the protector of his Countess, when Varney, born, as it appeared, to be his master's evil genius, rushed into the presence with every mark of disorder on his face and apparel.
As the Queen made this threat, Leicester's better instincts urged him to be proud and reminded him how utterly petty he would appear if he took refuge in his wife's generosity and left her to face the Queen's wrath alone. He had already lifted his head with the dignity of an honorable man to admit his marriage and declare himself the protector of his Countess when Varney, seemingly born to be his master’s bad luck, burst into the room looking disheveled and distressed.
“What means this saucy intrusion?” said Elizabeth.
“What does this bold interruption mean?” said Elizabeth.
Varney, with the air of a man altogether overwhelmed with grief and confusion, prostrated himself before her feet, exclaiming, “Pardon, my Liege, pardon!—or at least let your justice avenge itself on me, where it is due; but spare my noble, my generous, my innocent patron and master!”
Varney, appearing completely crushed by sorrow and confusion, threw himself at her feet and exclaimed, “Please forgive me, my Liege! Forgive me!—or at least let your justice take its toll on me where it's deserved; but spare my noble, generous, and innocent patron and master!”
Amy, who was yet kneeling, started up as she saw the man whom she deemed most odious place himself so near her, and was about to fly towards Leicester, when, checked at once by the uncertainty and even timidity which his looks had reassumed as soon as the appearance of his confidant seemed to open a new scene, she hung back, and uttering a faint scream, besought of her Majesty to cause her to be imprisoned in the lowest dungeon of the Castle—to deal with her as the worst of criminals—“but spare,” she exclaimed, “my sight and hearing what will destroy the little judgment I have left—the sight of that unutterable and most shameless villain!”
Amy, who was still kneeling, jumped up when she saw the man she found most repulsive position himself so close to her. She was about to run towards Leicester but hesitated, feeling uncertain and even scared as his expression changed again with the arrival of his companion. She held back and let out a faint scream, pleading with her Majesty to lock her away in the lowest dungeon of the Castle— to treat her like the worst criminal—“but please,” she exclaimed, “spare me the sight and sound of what will destroy the little judgment I have left— the sight of that unbearable and shameless villain!”
“And why, sweetheart?” said the Queen, moved by a new impulse; “what hath he, this false knight, since such thou accountest him, done to thee?”
“And why, sweetheart?” said the Queen, touched by a sudden feeling; “what has he, this false knight, since you see him that way, done to you?”
“Oh, worse than sorrow, madam, and worse than injury—he has sown dissension where most there should be peace. I shall go mad if I look longer on him!”
“Oh, worse than grief, ma'am, and worse than harm—he has spread discord where there should be peace. I’ll go crazy if I keep looking at him!”
“Beshrew me, but I think thou art distraught already,” answered the Queen.—“My Lord Hunsdon, look to this poor distressed young woman, and let her be safely bestowed, and in honest keeping, till we require her to be forthcoming.”
“Honestly, I think you’re already out of your mind,” the Queen replied. “My Lord Hunsdon, take care of this poor, troubled young woman, and make sure she’s safely looked after until we need her.”
Two or three of the ladies in attendance, either moved by compassion for a creature so interesting, or by some other motive, offered their services to look after her; but the Queen briefly answered, “Ladies, under favour, no. You have all (give God thanks) sharp ears and nimble tongues; our kinsman Hunsdon has ears of the dullest, and a tongue somewhat rough, but yet of the slowest.—Hunsdon, look to it that none have speech of her.”
Two or three of the ladies present, either touched by sympathy for such an intriguing individual or for some other reason, volunteered to take care of her; but the Queen quickly replied, “Ladies, with all due respect, no. You all (thank God) have sharp ears and quick tongues; our relative Hunsdon has the dullest ears and a rather coarse tongue, but it's also the slowest. —Hunsdon, make sure no one speaks to her.”
“By Our Lady,” said Hunsdon, taking in his strong, sinewy arms the fading and almost swooning form of Amy, “she is a lovely child! and though a rough nurse, your Grace hath given her a kind one. She is safe with me as one of my own ladybirds of daughters.”
“By Our Lady,” said Hunsdon, holding the weak and almost fainting form of Amy in his strong, muscular arms, “she is a beautiful girl! And even though I’m a rough caretaker, Your Grace has provided her with a caring one. She is as safe with me as one of my own daughters.”
So saying, he carried her off; unresistingly and almost unconsciously, his war-worn locks and long, grey beard mingling with her light-brown tresses, as her head reclined on his strong, square shoulder. The Queen followed him with her eye. She had already, with that self-command which forms so necessary a part of a Sovereign's accomplishments, suppressed every appearance of agitation, and seemed as if she desired to banish all traces of her burst of passion from the recollection of those who had witnessed it. “My Lord of Hunsdon says well,” she observed, “he is indeed but a rough nurse for so tender a babe.”
So saying, he took her away; without resistance and almost without thinking, his battle-worn hair and long, grey beard blending with her light-brown locks as her head rested on his strong, broad shoulder. The Queen watched them go. She had already, with the self-control that is so essential for a Sovereign, hidden any sign of distress and seemed eager to erase all traces of her emotional outburst from the minds of those who had seen it. “My Lord of Hunsdon is right,” she remarked, “he is indeed a rough caretaker for such a delicate child.”
“My Lord of Hunsdon,” said the Dean of St. Asaph—“I speak it not in defamation of his more noble qualities—hath a broad license in speech, and garnishes his discourse somewhat too freely with the cruel and superstitious oaths which savour both of profaneness and of old Papistrie.”
“Lord Hunsdon,” said the Dean of St. Asaph, “I don’t mean to tarnish his more noble qualities, but he has a loose tongue and spices up his conversation a bit too much with harsh and superstitious oaths that reflect both irreverence and old Catholicism.”
“It is the fault of his blood, Mr. Dean,” said the Queen, turning sharply round upon the reverend dignitary as she spoke; “and you may blame mine for the same distemperature. The Boleyns were ever a hot and plain-spoken race, more hasty to speak their mind than careful to choose their expressions. And by my word—I hope there is no sin in that affirmation—I question if it were much cooled by mixing with that of Tudor.”
“It’s in his blood, Mr. Dean,” said the Queen, turning sharply to the reverend as she spoke; “and you can blame mine for the same issue. The Boleyns have always been straightforward and outspoken, quicker to express their thoughts than to think about how to say them. And I swear—I hope there’s no offense in that statement—I wonder if it was ever softened by mingling with Tudor blood.”
As she made this last observation she smiled graciously, and stole her eyes almost insensibly round to seek those of the Earl of Leicester, to whom she now began to think she had spoken with hasty harshness upon the unfounded suspicion of a moment.
As she made this last observation, she smiled graciously and subtly turned her gaze to find the Earl of Leicester, thinking she might have spoken too harshly in a moment of unfounded suspicion.
The Queen's eye found the Earl in no mood to accept the implied offer of conciliation. His own looks had followed, with late and rueful repentance, the faded form which Hunsdon had just borne from the presence. They now reposed gloomily on the ground, but more—so at least it seemed to Elizabeth—with the expression of one who has received an unjust affront, than of him who is conscious of guilt. She turned her face angrily from him, and said to Varney, “Speak, Sir Richard, and explain these riddles—thou hast sense and the use of speech, at least, which elsewhere we look for in vain.”
The Queen noticed the Earl was not in a mood to accept the unspoken offer of peace. He had been watching, with late and regretful realization, the worn figure that Hunsdon had just carried away. His gaze now rested gloomily on the ground, but more—at least it seemed to Elizabeth—with the look of someone who feels they've been wronged, rather than someone who knows they’re guilty. She turned away from him in anger and said to Varney, “Speak, Sir Richard, and clarify these puzzles—you at least have some sense and the ability to talk, which we often find lacking in others.”
As she said this, she darted another resentful glance towards Leicester, while the wily Varney hastened to tell his own story.
As she said this, she shot another resentful look at Leicester, while the cunning Varney quickly began to share his own story.
“Your Majesty's piercing eye,” he said, “has already detected the cruel malady of my beloved lady, which, unhappy that I am, I would not suffer to be expressed in the certificate of her physician, seeking to conceal what has now broken out with so much the more scandal.”
“Your Majesty's sharp eye,” he said, “has already noticed the serious illness of my dear lady, which, unfortunately, I didn’t want to be mentioned in her doctor’s certificate, trying to hide what has now come to light with even more outrage.”
“She is then distraught?” said the Queen. “Indeed we doubted not of it; her whole demeanour bears it out. I found her moping in a corner of yonder grotto; and every word she spoke—which indeed I dragged from her as by the rack—she instantly recalled and forswore. But how came she hither? Why had you her not in safe-keeping?”
“She is upset?” said the Queen. “We certainly didn’t doubt that; her entire behavior shows it. I found her sulking in a corner of that grotto over there, and every word she said – which I had to drag out of her – she instantly took back and denied. But how did she get here? Why wasn’t she kept safe?”
“My gracious Liege,” said Varney, “the worthy gentleman under whose charge I left her, Master Anthony Foster, has come hither but now, as fast as man and horse can travel, to show me of her escape, which she managed with the art peculiar to many who are afflicted with this malady. He is at hand for examination.”
“My gracious Liege,” said Varney, “the honorable gentleman who was looking after her, Master Anthony Foster, has just arrived here as quickly as man and horse can manage, to inform me of her escape, which she achieved with the special skill that many possess when dealing with this issue. He is here for questioning.”
“Let it be for another time,” said the Queen. “But, Sir Richard, we envy you not your domestic felicity; your lady railed on you bitterly, and seemed ready to swoon at beholding you.”
“Let’s save that for another time,” said the Queen. “But, Sir Richard, we don’t envy your home happiness; your wife scolded you harshly and looked like she might faint at the sight of you.”
“It is the nature of persons in her disorder, so please your Grace,” answered Varney, “to be ever most inveterate in their spleen against those whom, in their better moments, they hold nearest and dearest.”
“It’s just how people are in her condition, if it pleases Your Grace,” replied Varney, “they tend to be most bitter towards those they care about the most in their clearer moments.”
“We have heard so, indeed,” said Elizabeth, “and give faith to the saying.”
“We have heard that too,” said Elizabeth, “and we believe it.”
“May your Grace then be pleased,” said Varney, “to command my unfortunate wife to be delivered into the custody of her friends?”
“Could you please, Your Grace,” Varney said, “order that my unfortunate wife be handed over to the care of her friends?”
Leicester partly started; but making a strong effort, he subdued his emotion, while Elizabeth answered sharply, “You are something too hasty, Master Varney. We will have first a report of the lady's health and state of mind from Masters, our own physician, and then determine what shall be thought just. You shall have license, however, to see her, that if there be any matrimonial quarrel betwixt you—such things we have heard do occur, even betwixt a loving couple—you may make it up, without further scandal to our court or trouble to ourselves.”
Leicester started to speak but, making a strong effort, he controlled his emotions while Elizabeth replied sharply, “You're being a bit too hasty, Master Varney. First, we will get a report on the lady's health and state of mind from Masters, our own physician, and then decide what is fair. You will be allowed to see her, so if there are any issues between you—such things do happen, even among loving couples—you can resolve it without causing more scandal for our court or trouble for us.”
Varney bowed low, and made no other answer.
Varney nodded respectfully and didn’t say anything else.
Elizabeth again looked towards Leicester, and said, with a degree of condescension which could only arise out of the most heartfelt interest, “Discord, as the Italian poet says, will find her way into peaceful convents, as well as into the privacy of families; and we fear our own guards and ushers will hardly exclude her from courts. My Lord of Leicester, you are offended with us, and we have right to be offended with you. We will take the lion's part upon us, and be the first to forgive.”
Elizabeth once more glanced at Leicester and said, with a hint of condescension that could only come from genuine concern, “Conflict, as the Italian poet puts it, can infiltrate serene convents just as easily as it can disrupt families; and we worry our own guards and ushers won't be able to keep it out of the courts. My Lord of Leicester, you are upset with us, and we have every reason to be upset with you. We will take the initiative and be the first to forgive.”
Leicester smoothed his brow, as by an effort; but the trouble was too deep-seated that its placidity should at once return. He said, however, that which fitted the occasion, “That he could not have the happiness of forgiving, because she who commanded him to do so could commit no injury towards him.”
Leicester smoothed his forehead, trying hard to calm himself, but the issue was too deeply rooted for him to relax completely. He did, however, say what was appropriate for the moment: “I can’t find the happiness in forgiving, because the person who tells me to do so can’t hurt me.”
Elizabeth seemed content with this reply, and intimated her pleasure that the sports of the morning should proceed. The bugles sounded, the hounds bayed, the horses pranced—but the courtiers and ladies sought the amusement to which they were summoned with hearts very different from those which had leaped to the morning's REVIELLE. There was doubt, and fear, and expectation on every brow, and surmise and intrigue in every whisper.
Elizabeth appeared satisfied with this response and expressed her pleasure that the morning's activities would go on. The bugles blew, the hounds howled, and the horses pranced—but the courtiers and ladies approached the entertainment they had been summoned to with hearts very different from those that had soared during the morning's wake-up call. There was doubt, fear, and anticipation on every face, along with speculation and intrigue in every whispered conversation.
Blount took an opportunity to whisper into Raleigh's ear, “This storm came like a levanter in the Mediterranean.”
Blount seized a chance to whisper in Raleigh's ear, “This storm hit like a levanter in the Mediterranean.”
“VARIUM ET MUTABILE,” answered Raleigh, in a similar tone.
“VARIUM ET MUTABILE,” replied Raleigh, in a similar tone.
“Nay, I know nought of your Latin,” said Blount; “but I thank God Tressilian took not the sea during that hurricane. He could scarce have missed shipwreck, knowing as he does so little how to trim his sails to a court gale.”
“Nah, I don’t know anything about your Latin,” said Blount; “but I thank God Tressilian didn’t take to the sea during that hurricane. He could barely have avoided shipwreck, given how little he knows about adjusting his sails to a court breeze.”
“Thou wouldst have instructed him!” said Raleigh.
"You would have taught him!" said Raleigh.
“Why, I have profited by my time as well as thou, Sir Walter,” replied honest Blount. “I am knight as well as thou, and of the earlier creation.”
“Why, I’ve gained just as much from my time as you have, Sir Walter,” replied honest Blount. “I’m a knight just like you, and I was knighted first.”
“Now, God further thy wit,” said Raleigh. “But for Tressilian, I would I knew what were the matter with him. He told me this morning he would not leave his chamber for the space of twelve hours or thereby, being bound by a promise. This lady's madness, when he shall learn it, will not, I fear, cure his infirmity. The moon is at the fullest, and men's brains are working like yeast. But hark! they sound to mount. Let us to horse, Blount; we young knights must deserve our spurs.”
“Now, may God improve your mind,” said Raleigh. “As for Tressilian, I wish I knew what was bothering him. He told me this morning that he wouldn't leave his room for about twelve hours because he made a promise. When he finds out about this lady’s madness, I’m afraid it won’t help his condition. The moon is full, and people’s minds are all over the place. But listen! They’re signaling to ride. Let’s get on our horses, Blount; we young knights need to earn our spurs.”
CHAPTER XXXV.
Sincerity,
Thou first of virtues! let no mortal leave
Thy onward path, although the earth should gape,
And from the gulf of hell destruction cry,
To take dissimulation's winding way. —DOUGLAS.
Sincerity,
You are the greatest of all virtues! Let no one stray from
Your path, even if the ground should open up,
And from the depths of hell cries out for destruction,
To lead them down the deceptive road. —DOUGLAS.
It was not till after a long and successful morning's sport, and a prolonged repast which followed the return of the Queen to the Castle, that Leicester at length found himself alone with Varney, from whom he now learned the whole particulars of the Countess's escape, as they had been brought to Kenilworth by Foster, who, in his terror for the consequences, had himself posted thither with the tidings. As Varney, in his narrative, took especial care to be silent concerning those practices on the Countess's health which had driven her to so desperate a resolution, Leicester, who could only suppose that she had adopted it out of jealous impatience to attain the avowed state and appearance belonging to her rank, was not a little offended at the levity with which his wife had broken his strict commands, and exposed him to the resentment of Elizabeth.
It wasn’t until after a long and successful morning of hunting, followed by a lengthy meal when the Queen returned to the Castle, that Leicester finally found a moment alone with Varney. It was then that he learned all the details about the Countess’s escape, as reported to Kenilworth by Foster, who had rushed there out of fear for the consequences. In his account, Varney carefully avoided mentioning the actions that had affected the Countess’s health and led her to such a desperate choice. Leicester, assuming she made that choice out of jealous impatience to claim her rightful status and appearance, was quite irritated by the way his wife had flouted his strict orders and put him at risk of Elizabeth’s anger.
“I have given,” he said, “to this daughter of an obscure Devonshire gentleman the proudest name in England. I have made her sharer of my bed and of my fortunes. I ask but of her a little patience, ere she launches forth upon the full current of her grandeur; and the infatuated woman will rather hazard her own shipwreck and mine—will rather involve me in a thousand whirlpools, shoals, and quicksands, and compel me to a thousand devices which shame me in mine own eyes—than tarry for a little space longer in the obscurity to which she was born. So lovely, so delicate, so fond, so faithful, yet to lack in so grave a matter the prudence which one might hope from the veriest fool—it puts me beyond my patience.”
“I have given,” he said, “to this daughter of an unknown gentleman from Devonshire the most prestigious name in England. I have made her a partner in my life and my fortunes. All I ask is for a bit of patience from her before she fully embraces her grand status; yet this infatuated woman would rather risk her own downfall and mine—would rather drag me into countless troubles and challenges, forcing me to come up with all sorts of schemes that embarrass me—than wait just a little longer in the obscurity she was born into. So beautiful, so delicate, so caring, so loyal, and yet to lack the sense one might expect even from the biggest fool—it really tests my patience.”
“We may post it over yet well enough,” said Varney, “if my lady will be but ruled, and take on her the character which the time commands.”
“We can still manage it,” said Varney, “if my lady is willing to go along with it and assume the role that the situation requires.”
“It is but too true, Sir Richard,” said Leicester; “there is indeed no other remedy. I have heard her termed thy wife in my presence, without contradiction. She must bear the title until she is far from Kenilworth.”
“It is unfortunately true, Sir Richard,” said Leicester; “there really is no other solution. I’ve heard her referred to as your wife in front of me, without any objection. She’ll have to keep that title until she is well away from Kenilworth.”
“And long afterwards, I trust,” said Varney; then instantly added, “For I cannot but hope it will be long after ere she bear the title of Lady Leicester—I fear me it may scarce be with safety during the life of this Queen. But your lordship is best judge, you alone knowing what passages have taken place betwixt Elizabeth and you.”
“And a long time later, I hope,” said Varney; then quickly added, “Because I can’t help but hope it will be a long time before she takes on the title of Lady Leicester—I worry it might not happen safely while this Queen is alive. But your lordship knows best, as you are the only one who understands what has happened between Elizabeth and you.”
“You are right, Varney,” said Leicester. “I have this morning been both fool and villain; and when Elizabeth hears of my unhappy marriage, she cannot but think herself treated with that premeditated slight which women never forgive. We have once this day stood upon terms little short of defiance; and to those, I fear, we must again return.”
“You're right, Varney,” said Leicester. “This morning I’ve been both a fool and a villain; and when Elizabeth finds out about my unfortunate marriage, she will definitely see it as a deliberate disrespect that women never forgive. We've already had an argument today that was almost confrontational; and I’m afraid we’ll have to go back to that.”
“Is her resentment, then, so implacable?” said Varney.
“Is her resentment really that unyielding?” said Varney.
“Far from it,” replied the Earl; “for, being what she is in spirit and in station, she has even this day been but too condescending, in giving me opportunities to repair what she thinks my faulty heat of temper.”
“Not at all,” replied the Earl; “because, given who she is in spirit and in status, she has been more than gracious today by giving me chances to make up for what she sees as my bad temper.”
“Ay,” answered Varney; “the Italians say right—in lovers' quarrels, the party that loves most is always most willing to acknowledge the greater fault. So then, my lord, if this union with the lady could be concealed, you stand with Elizabeth as you did?”
“Aye,” Varney replied; “the Italians are right—during lovers' quarrels, the one who loves the most is always the quickest to admit their bigger mistake. So, my lord, if this relationship with the lady could be kept secret, do you still stand with Elizabeth as you did before?”
Leicester sighed, and was silent for a moment, ere he replied.
Leicester sighed and paused for a moment before he spoke.
“Varney, I think thou art true to me, and I will tell thee all. I do NOT stand where I did. I have spoken to Elizabeth—under what mad impulse I know not—on a theme which cannot be abandoned without touching every female feeling to the quick, and which yet I dare not and cannot prosecute. She can never, never forgive me for having caused and witnessed those yieldings to human passion.”
“Varney, I believe you are loyal to me, and I will tell you everything. I do NOT stand where I once did. I have spoken to Elizabeth—driven by some crazy impulse I can't explain—about a subject that can't be ignored without hurting every woman’s feelings deeply, and yet I can’t and won’t pursue it further. She can never, ever forgive me for causing and witnessing those moments of human weakness.”
“We must do something, my lord,” said Varney, “and that speedily.”
“We need to do something, my lord,” Varney said, “and we need to act quickly.”
“There is nought to be done,” answered Leicester, despondingly. “I am like one that has long toiled up a dangerous precipice, and when he is within one perilous stride of the top, finds his progress arrested when retreat has become impossible. I see above me the pinnacle which I cannot reach—beneath me the abyss into which I must fall, as soon as my relaxing grasp and dizzy brain join to hurl me from my present precarious stance.”
“There’s nothing to be done,” Leicester replied, feeling defeated. “I’m like someone who has climbed for a long time up a steep cliff, and just when I’m one risky step away from the top, I find I can’t move forward, and going back isn’t an option anymore. I see the peak above me that I can’t touch—below me is the void I’ll fall into as soon as my grip weakens and my dizzy head sends me tumbling from this unstable position.”
“Think better of your situation, my lord,” said Varney; “let us try the experiment in which you have but now acquiesced. Keep we your marriage from Elizabeth's knowledge, and all may yet be well. I will instantly go to the lady myself. She hates me, because I have been earnest with your lordship, as she truly suspects, in opposition to what she terms her rights. I care not for her prejudices—she SHALL listen to me; and I will show her such reasons for yielding to the pressure of the times that I doubt not to bring back her consent to whatever measures these exigencies may require.”
“Reconsider your situation, my lord,” Varney said. “Let’s move forward with the plan you just agreed to. Let’s keep your marriage a secret from Elizabeth, and everything might still work out. I’ll go speak to her myself. She dislikes me because she believes I’ve been pushing against what she calls her rights. I don’t care about her biases—she WILL listen to me; and I’ll present her with reasons to go along with what’s needed in these times. I’m confident I can get her to agree to whatever actions we need to take.”
“No, Varney,” said Leicester; “I have thought upon what is to be done, and I will myself speak with Amy.”
“No, Varney,” Leicester said. “I’ve thought about what needs to be done, and I will speak to Amy myself.”
It was now Varney's turn to feel upon his own account the terrors which he affected to participate solely on account of his patron. “Your lordship will not yourself speak with the lady?”
It was now Varney's turn to experience the fears he pretended to feel only for his patron's sake. “Will you not speak to the lady yourself, my lord?”
“It is my fixed purpose,” said Leicester. “Fetch me one of the livery-cloaks; I will pass the sentinel as thy servant. Thou art to have free access to her.”
“It’s my determination,” said Leicester. “Get me one of the livery cloaks; I’ll get past the guard as your servant. You’re allowed to see her freely.”
“But, my lord—”
"However, my lord—"
“I will have no BUTS,” replied Leicester; “it shall be even thus, and not otherwise. Hunsdon sleeps, I think, in Saintlowe's Tower. We can go thither from these apartments by the private passage, without risk of meeting any one. Or what if I do meet Hunsdon? he is more my friend than enemy, and thick-witted enough to adopt any belief that is thrust on him. Fetch me the cloak instantly.”
“I won’t accept any excuses,” replied Leicester; “it will be done this way, and not any other. I think Hunsdon is sleeping in St. Lowe's Tower. We can slip out from these rooms through the private passage, so we won’t risk running into anyone. And even if I do come across Hunsdon? He’s more of a friend than an enemy and is simple-minded enough to believe whatever he’s told. Bring me the cloak right away.”
Varney had no alternative save obedience. In a few minutes Leicester was muffled in the mantle, pulled his bonnet over his brows, and followed Varney along the secret passage of the Castle which communicated with Hunsdon's apartments, in which there was scarce a chance of meeting any inquisitive person, and hardly light enough for any such to have satisfied their curiosity. They emerged at a door where Lord Hunsdon had, with military precaution, placed a sentinel, one of his own northern retainers as it fortuned, who readily admitted Sir Richard Varney and his attendant, saying only, in his northern dialect, “I would, man, thou couldst make the mad lady be still yonder; for her moans do sae dirl through my head that I would rather keep watch on a snowdrift, in the wastes of Catlowdie.”
Varney had no choice but to comply. In a few minutes, Leicester wrapped himself in the cloak, pulled his hat down over his brow, and followed Varney through the secret passage of the Castle that connected to Hunsdon's rooms, where there was little chance of encountering any curious individuals, and hardly enough light for anyone to satisfy their curiosity. They reached a door where Lord Hunsdon had, with military care, stationed a guard, one of his own northern retainers as luck would have it, who readily let Sir Richard Varney and his companion in, only saying, in his northern accent, “I wish, man, you could make that mad lady quiet over there; her moans are driving me crazy that I’d rather watch a snowdrift in the Catlowdie wastes.”
They hastily entered, and shut the door behind them.
They quickly came in and closed the door behind them.
“Now, good devil, if there be one,” said Varney, within himself, “for once help a votary at a dead pinch, for my boat is amongst the breakers!”
“Now, good devil, if there is one,” Varney said to himself, “for once help a believer in a tough spot, because my boat is among the breakers!”
The Countess Amy, with her hair and her garments dishevelled, was seated upon a sort of couch, in an attitude of the deepest affliction, out of which she was startled by the opening of the door. She turned hastily round, and fixing her eye on Varney, exclaimed, “Wretch! art thou come to frame some new plan of villainy?”
The Countess Amy, her hair and clothes in disarray, was sitting on a couch, overwhelmed with deep sorrow, when she was startled by the opening of the door. She quickly turned around and locked eyes with Varney, exclaiming, “Wretch! Have you come to come up with another scheme of evil?”
Leicester cut short her reproaches by stepping forward and dropping his cloak, while he said, in a voice rather of authority than of affection, “It is with me, madam, you have to commune, not with Sir Richard Varney.”
Leicester interrupted her criticisms by stepping forward and dropping his cloak, saying in a tone more authoritative than affectionate, “You need to talk to me, madam, not to Sir Richard Varney.”
The change effected on the Countess's look and manner was like magic. “Dudley!” she exclaimed, “Dudley! and art thou come at last?” And with the speed of lightning she flew to her husband, clung round his neck, and unheeding the presence of Varney, overwhelmed him with caresses, while she bathed his face in a flood of tears, muttering, at the same time, but in broken and disjointed monosyllables, the fondest expressions which Love teaches his votaries.
The transformation in the Countess's appearance and behavior was astonishing. “Dudley!” she cried, “Dudley! Is it really you at last?” With lightning speed, she rushed to her husband, wrapped her arms around his neck, and completely ignoring Varney’s presence, showered him with affection, while tears streamed down her face. She murmured the sweetest words that love inspires, though they came out in broken, fragmented phrases.
Leicester, as it seemed to him, had reason to be angry with his lady for transgressing his commands, and thus placing him in the perilous situation in which he had that morning stood. But what displeasure could keep its ground before these testimonies of affection from a being so lovely, that even the negligence of dress, and the withering effects of fear, grief, and fatigue, which would have impaired the beauty of others, rendered hers but the more interesting. He received and repaid her caresses with fondness mingled with melancholy, the last of which she seemed scarcely to observe, until the first transport of her own joy was over, when, looking anxiously in his face, she asked if he was ill.
Leicester felt justified in being upset with his lady for ignoring his orders, which had put him in a dangerous spot that morning. But how could any anger stand in the face of the affection shown by someone so beautiful that even her disheveled appearance and the signs of fear, sorrow, and exhaustion—things that would have diminished anyone else's beauty—only made hers more captivating? He received and returned her embraces with a mix of love and sadness, the latter of which she hardly noticed at first. However, once her initial joy subsided, she looked at him with concern and asked if he was unwell.
“Not in my body, Amy,” was his answer.
“Not in my body, Amy,” he replied.
“Then I will be well too. O Dudley! I have been ill!—very ill, since we last met!—for I call not this morning's horrible vision a meeting. I have been in sickness, in grief, and in danger. But thou art come, and all is joy, and health, and safety!”
“Then I’ll be fine too. Oh Dudley! I’ve been sick!—really sick, since we last saw each other!—because I don’t consider this morning’s terrible vision a meeting. I’ve been suffering, grieving, and in danger. But you’re here now, and everything is joy, health, and safety!”
“Alas, Amy,” said Leicester, “thou hast undone me!”
“Alas, Amy,” said Leicester, “you have ruined me!”
“I, my lord?” said Amy, her cheek at once losing its transient flush of joy—“how could I injure that which I love better than myself?”
“I, my lord?” said Amy, her cheek instantly losing its fleeting blush of joy—“how could I harm that which I love more than myself?”
“I would not upbraid you, Amy,” replied the Earl; “but are you not here contrary to my express commands—and does not your presence here endanger both yourself and me?”
“I wouldn’t scold you, Amy,” replied the Earl; “but aren’t you here against my explicit orders—and doesn’t your being here put both of us at risk?”
“Does it, does it indeed?” she exclaimed eagerly; “then why am I here a moment longer? Oh, if you knew by what fears I was urged to quit Cumnor Place! But I will say nothing of myself—only that if it might be otherwise, I would not willingly return THITHER; yet if it concern your safety—”
“Does it, does it really?” she said eagerly. “Then why am I here for another moment? Oh, if you only knew what fears pushed me to leave Cumnor Place! But I won’t talk about myself—just that if things were different, I wouldn’t want to go back THERE; but if it affects your safety—”
“We will think, Amy, of some other retreat,” said Leicester; “and you shall go to one of my northern castles, under the personage—it will be but needful, I trust, for a very few days—of Varney's wife.”
“We'll consider, Amy, another place to escape to,” said Leicester; “and you can spend some time at one of my northern castles, pretending—you’ll only need to for a few days, I hope—to be Varney's wife.”
“How, my Lord of Leicester!” said the lady, disengaging herself from his embraces; “is it to your wife you give the dishonourable counsel to acknowledge herself the bride of another—and of all men, the bride of that Varney?”
“What's going on, my Lord of Leicester!” said the lady, pulling away from his embrace. “Are you really advising your wife to admit she's married to someone else—and to that Varney of all people?”
“Madam, I speak it in earnest—Varney is my true and faithful servant, trusted in my deepest secrets. I had better lose my right hand than his service at this moment. You have no cause to scorn him as you do.”
“Madam, I say this seriously—Varney is my loyal and trustworthy servant, someone I rely on for my deepest secrets. I would rather lose my right hand than lose his service right now. You have no reason to look down on him as you do.”
“I could assign one, my lord,” replied the Countess; “and I see he shakes even under that assured look of his. But he that is necessary as your right hand to your safety is free from any accusation of mine. May he be true to you; and that he may be true, trust him not too much or too far. But it is enough to say that I will not go with him unless by violence, nor would I acknowledge him as my husband were all—”
“I could assign one, my lord,” replied the Countess; “and I see he shakes even under that confident look of his. But the one who is essential as your right hand to your safety is free from any accusations from me. May he prove loyal to you; and to ensure his loyalty, don't trust him too much or too far. But it’s enough to say that I won’t go with him unless it's by force, nor would I recognize him as my husband even if all—”
“It is a temporary deception, madam,” said Leicester, irritated by her opposition, “necessary for both our safeties, endangered by you through female caprice, or the premature desire to seize on a rank to which I gave you title only under condition that our marriage, for a time, should continue secret. If my proposal disgust you, it is yourself has brought it on both of us. There is no other remedy—you must do what your own impatient folly hath rendered necessary—I command you.”
“It’s a temporary trick, ma’am,” Leicester said, annoyed by her resistance, “essential for both our safety, which you’ve jeopardized with your whims and your hasty desire to claim a title that I only gave you on the condition that our marriage remain a secret for a while. If my proposal offends you, it’s your own impatience that has led us here. There’s no other solution—you have to do what your own reckless choices have made necessary—I’m telling you.”
“I cannot put your commands, my lord,” said Amy, “in balance with those of honour and conscience. I will NOT, in this instance, obey you. You may achieve your own dishonour, to which these crooked policies naturally tend, but I will do nought that can blemish mine. How could you again, my lord, acknowledge me as a pure and chaste matron, worthy to share your fortunes, when, holding that high character, I had strolled the country the acknowledged wife of such a profligate fellow as your servant Varney?”
“I can't weigh your commands, my lord,” Amy said, “against those of honor and conscience. I will NOT obey you this time. You might bring upon yourself your own dishonor, which these dishonest schemes naturally lead to, but I won’t do anything that could tarnish mine. How could you possibly still see me, my lord, as a pure and chaste woman worthy of sharing your fortunes, when I, holding that high status, have walked the countryside as the recognized wife of such a morally bankrupt person as your servant Varney?”
“My lord,” said Varney interposing, “my lady is too much prejudiced against me, unhappily, to listen to what I can offer, yet it may please her better than what she proposes. She has good interest with Master Edmund Tressilian, and could doubtless prevail on him to consent to be her companion to Lidcote Hall, and there she might remain in safety until time permitted the development of this mystery.”
“My lord,” Varney said, stepping in, “my lady holds too strong of a bias against me to hear what I can suggest, yet it might be more agreeable to her than what she has in mind. She has a good relationship with Master Edmund Tressilian and could surely convince him to join her as a companion to Lidcote Hall, where she could stay safely until the mystery unfolds.”
Leicester was silent, but stood looking eagerly on Amy, with eyes which seemed suddenly to glow as much with suspicion as displeasure.
Leicester was silent but stood eagerly watching Amy, his eyes suddenly glowing with both suspicion and displeasure.
The Countess only said, “Would to God I were in my father's house! When I left it, I little thought I was leaving peace of mind and honour behind me.”
The Countess simply said, “I wish I were back in my father's house! When I left, I never imagined I was leaving behind my peace of mind and honor.”
Varney proceeded with a tone of deliberation. “Doubtless this will make it necessary to take strangers into my lord's counsels; but surely the Countess will be warrant for the honour of Master Tressilian, and such of her father's family—”
Varney continued in a thoughtful tone. “This is certainly going to require involving outsiders in my lord's discussions; but surely the Countess will vouch for the integrity of Master Tressilian and some of her father's relatives—”
“Peace, Varney,” said Leicester; “by Heaven I will strike my dagger into thee if again thou namest Tressilian as a partner of my counsels!”
“Calm down, Varney,” said Leicester; “I swear I will stab you if you mention Tressilian as someone I confide in again!”
“And wherefore not!” said the Countess; “unless they be counsels fitter for such as Varney, than for a man of stainless honour and integrity. My lord, my lord, bend no angry brows on me; it is the truth, and it is I who speak it. I once did Tressilian wrong for your sake; I will not do him the further injustice of being silent when his honour is brought in question. I can forbear,” she said, looking at Varney, “to pull the mask off hypocrisy, but I will not permit virtue to be slandered in my hearing.”
“And why not!” said the Countess. “Unless these are advice meant for someone like Varney, rather than for a man of pure honor and integrity. My lord, my lord, don’t glare at me; it’s the truth, and I’m the one saying it. I once wronged Tressilian for your sake; I won’t do him the injustice of staying silent when his honor is at stake. I can hold back,” she said, looking at Varney, “from exposing hypocrisy, but I won’t allow virtue to be slandered in front of me.”
There was a dead pause. Leicester stood displeased, yet undetermined, and too conscious of the weakness of his cause; while Varney, with a deep and hypocritical affectation of sorrow, mingled with humility, bent his eyes on the ground.
There was a dead silence. Leicester stood unhappy, yet unsure, and too aware of how weak his position was; while Varney, with an exaggerated and false show of sadness mixed with humility, looked at the ground.
It was then that the Countess Amy displayed, in the midst of distress and difficulty, the natural energy of character which would have rendered her, had fate allowed, a distinguished ornament of the rank which she held. She walked up to Leicester with a composed step, a dignified air, and looks in which strong affection essayed in vain to shake the firmness of conscious, truth and rectitude of principle. “You have spoken your mind, my lord,” she said, “in these difficulties, with which, unhappily, I have found myself unable to comply. This gentleman—this person I would say—has hinted at another scheme, to which I object not but as it displeases you. Will your lordship be pleased to hear what a young and timid woman, but your most affectionate wife, can suggest in the present extremity?”
It was at that moment that Countess Amy showed, amidst her distress and challenges, the inherent strength of character that would have made her, if fate permitted, a remarkable figure of her status. She approached Leicester with a steady stride, a dignified presence, and a look in her eyes that strong affection tried in vain to disrupt, revealing her unwavering commitment to truth and integrity. “You’ve expressed your thoughts, my lord,” she said, “in these trying situations, which, unfortunately, I have been unable to accept. This gentleman—this person, I mean—has suggested another plan, which I wouldn’t oppose if it didn't upset you. Would you be willing to hear what a young and shy woman, yet your most devoted wife, has to propose in this critical moment?”
Leicester was silent, but bent his head towards the Countess, as an intimation that she was at liberty to proceed.
Leicester was quiet but nodded his head toward the Countess, indicating that she was free to continue.
“There hath been but one cause for all these evils, my lord,” she proceeded, “and it resolves itself into the mysterious duplicity with which you, have been induced to surround yourself. Extricate yourself at once, my lord, from the tyranny of these disgraceful trammels. Be like a true English gentleman, knight, and earl, who holds that truth is the foundation of honour, and that honour is dear to him as the breath of his nostrils. Take your ill-fated wife by the hand, lead her to the footstool of Elizabeth's throne—say that in a moment of infatuation, moved by supposed beauty, of which none perhaps can now trace even the remains, I gave my hand to this Amy Robsart. You will then have done justice to me, my lord, and to your own honour and should law or power require you to part from me, I will oppose no objection, since I may then with honour hide a grieved and broken heart in those shades from which your love withdrew me. Then—have but a little patience, and Amy's life will not long darken your brighter prospects.”
“There has only been one reason for all these problems, my lord,” she continued, “and it comes down to the mysterious deceit you've allowed yourself to be surrounded by. Free yourself immediately, my lord, from the burden of these disgraceful ties. Be like a true English gentleman, knight, and earl, who believes that truth is the foundation of honor, and that honor is as dear to him as his very breath. Take your unfortunate wife by the hand, lead her to the foot of Elizabeth's throne—say that in a moment of foolishness, swayed by imagined beauty, of which perhaps no one can now see even a trace, I gave my hand to this Amy Robsart. You will then have done justice to me, my lord, and to your own honor, and if the law or power requires you to part from me, I will not object, since then I can honorably hide a grieving and broken heart in the shadows from which your love drew me away. Then—just be a little patient, and Amy's life will not long overshadow your brighter future.”
There was so much of dignity, so much of tenderness, in the Countess's remonstrance, that it moved all that was noble and generous in the soul of her husband. The scales seemed to fall from his eyes, and the duplicity and tergiversation of which he had been guilty stung him at once with remorse and shame.
There was so much dignity and tenderness in the Countess's plea that it touched all that was noble and generous in her husband's soul. It felt like the scales had fallen from his eyes, and the deceit and evasion he had shown hit him with a wave of remorse and shame.
“I am not worthy of you, Amy,” he said, “that could weigh aught which ambition has to give against such a heart as thine. I have a bitter penance to perform, in disentangling, before sneering foes and astounded friends, all the meshes of my own deceitful policy. And the Queen—but let her take my head, as she has threatened.”
“I’m not worthy of you, Amy,” he said, “there’s nothing ambition could offer that compares to a heart like yours. I have a tough punishment to face, untangling all the lies I’ve spun in front of my mocking enemies and shocked friends. And the Queen—but let her take my head, as she has threatened.”
“Take your head, my lord!” said the Countess, “because you used the freedom and liberty of an English subject in choosing a wife? For shame! it is this distrust of the Queen's justice, this apprehension of danger, which cannot but be imaginary, that, like scarecrows, have induced you to forsake the straightforward path, which, as it is the best, is also the safest.”
“Take your head, my lord!” said the Countess, “because you exercised the freedom and rights of an English subject in choosing a wife? How shameful! It’s this lack of trust in the Queen’s justice, this fear of danger, which must be imaginary, that, like scarecrows, has led you to abandon the clear path, which, while being the best, is also the safest.”
“Ah, Amy, thou little knowest!” said Dudley but instantly checking himself, he added, “Yet she shall not find in me a safe or easy victim of arbitrary vengeance. I have friends—I have allies—I will not, like Norfolk, be dragged to the block as a victim to sacrifice. Fear not, Amy; thou shalt see Dudley bear himself worthy of his name. I must instantly communicate with some of those friends on whom I can best rely; for, as things stand, I may be made prisoner in my own Castle.”
“Ah, Amy, you have no idea!” said Dudley, but then he caught himself and added, “Still, she won’t find me an easy target for arbitrary punishment. I have friends—I have allies—I will not, like Norfolk, be led to the guillotine as a martyr. Don’t worry, Amy; you will see Dudley prove himself worthy of his name. I need to get in touch with some of those friends I can trust the most; because, as it stands, I might end up a prisoner in my own castle.”
“Oh, my good lord,” said Amy, “make no faction in a peaceful state! There is no friend can help us so well as our own candid truth and honour. Bring but these to our assistance, and you are safe amidst a whole army of the envious and malignant. Leave these behind you, and all other defence will be fruitless. Truth, my noble lord, is well painted unarmed.”
“Oh, my goodness,” said Amy, “don’t create conflict in a peaceful situation! No friend can support us as effectively as our own honesty and integrity. Just bring these along, and you’ll be safe even in the midst of a whole army of envious and spiteful people. If you leave these behind, any other defense will be pointless. Truth, my noble lord, stands strong even when unarmed.”
“But Wisdom, Amy,” answered Leicester, “is arrayed in panoply of proof. Argue not with me on the means I shall use to render my confession—since it must be called so—as safe as may be; it will be fraught with enough of danger, do what we will.—Varney, we must hence.—Farewell, Amy, whom I am to vindicate as mine own, at an expense and risk of which thou alone couldst be worthy. You shall soon hear further from me.”
“But Wisdom, Amy,” answered Leicester, “is dressed in a full suit of evidence. Don’t argue with me about how I’ll make my confession—since it has to be called that—as safe as possible; it will be filled with enough danger, no matter what we do. —Varney, we must go. —Goodbye, Amy, who I am going to defend as my own, at a cost and risk that only you could deserve. You’ll hear from me soon.”
He embraced her fervently, muffled himself as before, and accompanied Varney from the apartment. The latter, as he left the room, bowed low, and as he raised his body, regarded Amy with a peculiar expression, as if he desired to know how far his own pardon was included in the reconciliation which had taken place betwixt her and her lord. The Countess looked upon him with a fixed eye, but seemed no more conscious of his presence than if there had been nothing but vacant air on the spot where he stood.
He hugged her tightly, covered his face like before, and left the apartment with Varney. As Varney exited the room, he bowed deeply, and as he straightened up, he looked at Amy with an unusual expression, as if he wanted to know how much his own forgiveness was part of the reconciliation between her and her husband. The Countess stared at him, but seemed completely unaware of his presence, as if there was nothing but empty space where he stood.
“She has brought me to the crisis,” he muttered—“she or I am lost. There was something—I wot not if it was fear or pity—that prompted me to avoid this fatal crisis. It is now decided—she or I must PERISH.”
"She has brought me to this breaking point," he muttered—"either she or I is doomed. There was something—I don't know if it was fear or pity—that made me want to steer clear of this deadly moment. It’s now clear—either she or I must die."
While he thus spoke, he observed, with surprise, that a boy, repulsed by the sentinel, made up to Leicester, and spoke with him. Varney was one of those politicians whom not the slightest appearances escape without inquiry. He asked the sentinel what the lad wanted with him, and received for answer that the boy had wished him to transmit a parcel to the mad lady; but that he cared not to take charge of it, such communication being beyond his commission, His curiosity satisfied in that particular, he approached his patron, and heard him say, “Well, boy, the packet shall be delivered.”
While he was speaking, he noticed, with surprise, that a boy, turned away by the guard, approached Leicester and talked to him. Varney was one of those politicians who noticed every detail without fail. He asked the guard what the boy wanted with him and was told that the boy wanted him to deliver a package to the mad lady, but he didn’t want to take responsibility for it, as such communication was beyond his duties. With his curiosity satisfied on that point, he moved closer to his patron and heard him say, “Alright, kid, the package will be delivered.”
“Thanks, good Master Serving-man,” said the boy, and was out of sight in an instant.
“Thanks, good Master Serving-man,” said the boy, and he was gone in an instant.
Leicester and Varney returned with hasty steps to the Earl's private apartment, by the same passage which had conducted them to Saintlowe's Tower.
Leicester and Varney hurried back to the Earl's private room, using the same passage that had led them to Saintlowe's Tower.
CHAPTER XXXVI.
I have said
This is an adulteress—I have said with whom:
More, she's a traitor, and Camillo is
A federary with her, and one that knows
What she should shame to know herself. —WINTER'S TALE.
I have said
This is an adulteress—I have said who she's with:
Plus, she's a traitor, and Camillo is
An accomplice with her, and someone who knows
What she should be ashamed to know about herself. —WINTER'S TALE.
They were no sooner in the Earl's cabinet than, taking his tablets from his pocket, he began to write, speaking partly to Varney, and partly to himself—“There are many of them close bounden to me, and especially those in good estate and high office—many who, if they look back towards my benefits, or forward towards the perils which may befall themselves, will not, I think, be disposed to see me stagger unsupported. Let me see—Knollis is sure, and through his means Guernsey and Jersey. Horsey commands in the Isle of Wight. My brother-in-law, Huntingdon, and Pembroke, have authority in Wales. Through Bedford I lead the Puritans, with their interest, so powerful in all the boroughs. My brother of Warwick is equal, well-nigh, to myself, in wealth, followers, and dependencies. Sir Owen Hopton is at my devotion; he commands the Tower of London, and the national treasure deposited there. My father and grand-father needed never to have stooped their heads to the block had they thus forecast their enterprises.—Why look you so sad, Varney? I tell thee, a tree so deep-rooted is not so easily to be torn up by the tempest.”
They had barely entered the Earl's office when he pulled out his notebook and started writing, talking partly to Varney and partly to himself—“There are many people who owe me a lot, especially those in good positions and high office—many who, if they reflect on my past support or consider the risks they might face, won’t want to see me falter without help. Let me think—Knollis is a definite ally, and through him, I have Guernsey and Jersey. Horsey is in charge of the Isle of Wight. My brother-in-law, Huntingdon, and Pembroke have influence in Wales. Through Bedford, I have the support of the Puritans, who are very powerful in all the boroughs. My brother of Warwick is nearly equal to me in wealth, followers, and influence. Sir Owen Hopton is loyal to me; he controls the Tower of London and the national treasure kept there. My father and grandfather wouldn’t have needed to face execution if they had planned their actions like this.—Why do you look so worried, Varney? I tell you, a tree that’s so deeply rooted isn’t easily uprooted by a storm.”
“Alas! my lord,” said Varney, with well-acted passion, and then resumed the same look of despondency which Leicester had before noted.
“Alas! my lord,” Varney said, feigning great emotion, and then fell back into the same expression of despair that Leicester had observed before.
“Alas!” repeated Leicester; “and wherefore alas, Sir Richard? Doth your new spirit of chivalry supply no more vigorous ejaculation when a noble struggle is impending? Or, if ALAS means thou wilt flinch from the conflict, thou mayest leave the Castle, or go join mine enemies, whichever thou thinkest best.”
“Alas!” repeated Leicester; “and why alas, Sir Richard? Does your new spirit of chivalry not provide a more powerful response when a noble struggle is coming? Or, if ALAS means you will back down from the fight, you can leave the Castle or go join my enemies, whichever you think is best.”
“Not so, my lord,” answered his confidant; “Varney will be found fighting or dying by your side. Forgive me, if, in love to you, I see more fully than your noble heart permits you to do, the inextricable difficulties with which you are surrounded. You are strong, my lord, and powerful; yet, let me say it without offence, you are so only by the reflected light of the Queen's favour. While you are Elizabeth's favourite, you are all, save in name, like an actual sovereign. But let her call back the honours she has bestowed, and the prophet's gourd did not wither more suddenly. Declare against the Queen, and I do not say that in the wide nation, or in this province alone, you would find yourself instantly deserted and outnumbered; but I will say, that even in this very Castle, and in the midst of your vassals, kinsmen, and dependants, you would be a captive, nay, a sentenced captive, should she please to say the word. Think upon Norfolk, my lord—upon the powerful Northumberland—the splendid Westmoreland;—think on all who have made head against this sage Princess. They are dead, captive, or fugitive. This is not like other thrones, which can be overturned by a combination of powerful nobles; the broad foundations which support it are in the extended love and affections of the people. You might share it with Elizabeth if you would; but neither yours, nor any other power, foreign or domestic, will avail to overthrow, or even to shake it.”
“Not so, my lord,” replied his confidant. “Varney will be found fighting or dying by your side. Forgive me if, out of love for you, I see more clearly than your noble heart allows, the difficult situation you’re facing. You are strong and powerful, my lord; however, let me say this without offending you: your strength comes mainly from the Queen's favor. While you’re Elizabeth's favorite, you are, in all but name, like an actual ruler. But if she chooses to take back the honors she has granted, they would vanish just as quickly as a gourd wilts. If you declare against the Queen, I’m not just saying you would immediately find yourself abandoned and outnumbered across the nation or even just in this province; I am saying that even in this very Castle, surrounded by your vassals, relatives, and dependents, you would be a prisoner, even a condemned one, should she decide to speak the word. Think about Norfolk, my lord—about the powerful Northumberland—the impressive Westmoreland; think of all those who have risen against this wise Princess. They are dead, imprisoned, or in exile. This throne is different from others that can be overthrown by a group of powerful nobles; its solid foundations rest on the widespread love and loyalty of the people. You could share it with Elizabeth if you wanted, but neither your power, nor any other influence, foreign or domestic, will succeed in overthrowing or even shaking it.”
He paused, and Leicester threw his tablets from him with an air of reckless despite. “It may be as thou sayest,” he said? “and, in sooth, I care not whether truth or cowardice dictate thy forebodings. But it shall not be said I fell without a struggle. Give orders that those of my retainers who served under me in Ireland be gradually drawn into the main Keep, and let our gentlemen and friends stand on their guard, and go armed, as if they expected an onset from the followers of Sussex. Possess the townspeople with some apprehension; let them take arms, and be ready, at a given signal, to overpower the Pensioners and Yeomen of the Guard.”
He paused, and Leicester threw his tablets aside with a defiant attitude. “Maybe you’re right,” he said. “And honestly, I don’t care whether it’s truth or cowardice that fuels your fears. But no one will say I went down without a fight. Order that the retainers who served under me in Ireland be gradually brought into the main Keep, and let our gentlemen and allies stay alert and armed, as if they expect an attack from Sussex's followers. Instill some worry in the townspeople; let them arm themselves and be ready to overpower the Pensioners and Yeomen of the Guard at a signal.”
“Let me remind you, my lord,” said Varney, with the same appearance of deep and melancholy interest, “that you have given me orders to prepare for disarming the Queen's guard. It is an act of high treason, but you shall nevertheless be obeyed.”
“Let me remind you, my lord,” said Varney, with the same look of profound and sorrowful concern, “that you’ve instructed me to get ready to disarm the Queen’s guard. It’s an act of serious treason, but I will still follow your orders.”
“I care not,” said Leicester desperately—“I care not. Shame is behind me, ruin before me; I must on.”
“I don’t care,” said Leicester desperately—“I don’t care. Shame is behind me, ruin is ahead of me; I have to keep going.”
Here there was another pause, which Varney at length broke with the following words: “It is come to the point I have long dreaded. I must either witness, like an ungrateful beast, the downfall of the best and kindest of masters, or I must speak what I would have buried in the deepest oblivion, or told by any other mouth than mine.”
Here there was another pause, which Varney finally broke with these words: “It has come to the point I’ve long feared. I must either watch, like an ungrateful animal, the downfall of the best and kindest of masters, or I must say what I would have buried in the deepest oblivion, or have it told by someone else.”
“What is that thou sayest, or wouldst say?” replied the Earl; “we have no time to waste on words when the times call us to action.”
“What are you saying, or what do you want to say?” replied the Earl; “we have no time to waste on words when we need to take action.”
“My speech is soon made, my lord—would to God it were as soon answered! Your marriage is the sole cause of the threatened breach with your Sovereign, my lord, is it not?”
“My speech won’t take long, my lord—if only the response would come just as quickly! Your marriage is the only reason for the impending conflict with your Sovereign, isn’t it?”
“Thou knowest it is!” replied Leicester. “What needs so fruitless a question?”
"Of course it is!" replied Leicester. "Why ask such a pointless question?"
“Pardon me, my lord,” said Varney; “the use lies here. Men will wager their lands and lives in defence of a rich diamond, my lord; but were it not first prudent to look if there is no flaw in it?”
“Excuse me, my lord,” Varney said; “the matter is here. People will bet their land and lives to protect a valuable diamond, my lord; but shouldn’t we first check if there’s any flaw in it?”
“What means this?” said Leicester, with eyes sternly fixed on his dependant; “of whom dost thou dare to speak?”
“What does this mean?” said Leicester, with his eyes sternly fixed on his dependent; “who do you think you’re talking about?”
“It is—of the Countess Amy, my lord, of whom I am unhappily bound to speak; and of whom I WILL speak, were your lordship to kill me for my zeal.”
“It is—about Countess Amy, my lord, that I unfortunately have to speak; and I WILL speak about her, even if your lordship were to kill me for my passion.”
“Thou mayest happen to deserve it at my hand,” said the Earl; “but speak on, I will hear thee.”
“Maybe you do deserve it from me,” said the Earl; “but go ahead, I’ll listen to you.”
“Nay, then, my lord, I will be bold. I speak for my own life as well as for your lordship's. I like not this lady's tampering and trickstering with this same Edmund Tressilian. You know him, my lord. You know he had formerly an interest in her, which it cost your lordship some pains to supersede. You know the eagerness with which he has pressed on the suit against me in behalf of this lady, the open object of which is to drive your lordship to an avowal of what I must ever call your most unhappy marriage, the point to which my lady also is willing, at any risk, to urge you.”
“Nah, my lord, I’ll be bold. I’m speaking for my own life as well as yours. I don’t like how this lady is meddling and scheming with Edmund Tressilian. You know him, my lord. You’re aware he used to be interested in her, which took you some effort to put a stop to. You know how eagerly he has pursued the case against me on behalf of this lady, which is clearly aimed at forcing you to acknowledge what I can only describe as your most unfortunate marriage, a matter my lady is also willing to press you on, no matter the risk.”
Leicester smiled constrainedly. “Thou meanest well, good Sir Richard, and wouldst, I think, sacrifice thine own honour, as well as that of any other person, to save me from what thou thinkest a step so terrible. But remember”—he spoke these words with the most stern decision—“you speak of the Countess of Leicester.”
Leicester smiled somewhat awkwardly. “You mean well, good Sir Richard, and I believe you would sacrifice your own honor, as well as that of anyone else, to save me from what you think is a terrible step. But remember”—he said these words with the utmost seriousness—“you’re talking about the Countess of Leicester.”
“I do, my lord,” said Varney; “but it is for the welfare of the Earl of Leicester. My tale is but begun. I do most strongly believe that this Tressilian has, from the beginning of his moving in her cause, been in connivance with her ladyship the Countess.”
“I do, my lord,” said Varney; “but it’s for the benefit of the Earl of Leicester. My story is just starting. I truly believe that this Tressilian has been in collusion with her ladyship the Countess from the moment he got involved in her affairs.”
“Thou speakest wild madness, Varney, with the sober face of a preacher. Where, or how, could they communicate together?”
“You're talking crazy, Varney, with a serious look like a preacher. Where or how could they even communicate?”
“My lord,” said Varney, “unfortunately I can show that but too well. It was just before the supplication was presented to the Queen, in Tressilian's name, that I met him, to my utter astonishment, at the postern gate which leads from the demesne at Cumnor Place.”
“My lord,” Varney said, “unfortunately I can demonstrate that all too clearly. It was just before the petition was submitted to the Queen in Tressilian's name that I unexpectedly encountered him at the postern gate that leads from the estate at Cumnor Place.”
“Thou met'st him, villain! and why didst thou not strike him dead?” exclaimed Leicester.
“Did you meet him, you villain? And why didn’t you kill him?” exclaimed Leicester.
“I drew on him, my lord, and he on me; and had not my foot slipped, he would not, perhaps, have been again a stumbling-block in your lordship's path.”
“I relied on him, my lord, and he relied on me; and if my foot hadn't slipped, he might not have become a stumbling block in your lordship's way again.”
Leicester seemed struck dumb with surprise. At length he answered, “What other evidence hast thou of this, Varney, save thine own assertion?—for, as I will punish deeply, I will examine coolly and warily. Sacred Heaven!—but no—I will examine coldly and warily—coldly and warily.” He repeated these words more than once to himself, as if in the very sound there was a sedative quality; and again compressing his lips, as if he feared some violent expression might escape from them, he asked again, “What further proof?”
Leicester looked completely shocked. Finally, he replied, “What other proof do you have for this, Varney, besides your own claim?—because while I intend to punish severely, I will also investigate calmly and cautiously. Good heavens!—no—I will look into this coolly and carefully—coolly and carefully.” He repeated these words to himself several times, as if there was something soothing in just saying them; and once more pressing his lips together, as if afraid he would blurt out something angry, he asked again, “What more evidence do you have?”
“Enough, my lord,” said Varney, “and to spare. I would it rested with me alone, for with me it might have been silenced for ever. But my servant, Michael Lambourne, witnessed the whole, and was, indeed, the means of first introducing Tressilian into Cumnor Place; and therefore I took him into my service, and retained him in it, though something of a debauched fellow, that I might have his tongue always under my own command.” He then acquainted Lord Leicester how easy it was to prove the circumstance of their interview true, by evidence of Anthony Foster, with the corroborative testimonies of the various persons at Cumnor, who had heard the wager laid, and had seen Lambourne and Tressilian set off together. In the whole narrative, Varney hazarded nothing fabulous, excepting that, not indeed by direct assertion, but by inference, he led his patron to suppose that the interview betwixt Amy and Tressilian at Cumnor Place had been longer than the few minutes to which it was in reality limited.
“That's enough, my lord,” Varney said, “and even too much. I wish it were just up to me, because I could have kept it quiet forever. But my servant, Michael Lambourne, saw everything and was actually the one who first brought Tressilian to Cumnor Place; so I took him into my service and kept him around, despite him being a bit of a loose character, so I could always keep him under my control.” He then informed Lord Leicester how easy it was to prove their meeting was real, with evidence from Anthony Foster and supporting testimonies from various people at Cumnor who had heard the wager and had seen Lambourne and Tressilian leave together. In the entire account, Varney didn't risk anything unbelievable, except that, not explicitly stating it, but implying it, he led his patron to believe that the meeting between Amy and Tressilian at Cumnor Place lasted longer than the few minutes it actually did.
“And wherefore was I not told of all this?” said Leicester sternly. “Why did all of ye—and in particular thou, Varney—keep back from me such material information?”
“And why wasn’t I told about all this?” Leicester said sharply. “Why did all of you—and especially you, Varney—hold back such important information from me?”
“Because, my lord,” replied Varney, “the Countess pretended to Foster and to me that Tressilian had intruded himself upon her; and I concluded their interview had been in all honour, and that she would at her own time tell it to your lordship. Your lordship knows with what unwilling ears we listen to evil surmises against those whom we love; and I thank Heaven I am no makebate or informer, to be the first to sow them.”
“Because, my lord,” Varney replied, “the Countess implied to Foster and me that Tressilian had forced himself upon her; and I assumed their meeting was above board, and that she would share it with you in due time. You know how reluctant we are to hear negative rumors about those we care about; and I’m grateful that I’m not a troublemaker or a snitch, the first to spread them.”
“You are but too ready to receive them, however, Sir Richard,” replied his patron. “How knowest thou that this interview was not in all honour, as thou hast said? Methinks the wife of the Earl of Leicester might speak for a short time with such a person as Tressilian without injury to me or suspicion to herself.”
“You're too quick to accept them, though, Sir Richard,” replied his patron. “How do you know this meeting wasn’t completely honorable, as you mentioned? I think the wife of the Earl of Leicester could have a brief conversation with someone like Tressilian without harming my reputation or raising any suspicion.”
“Questionless, my lord,” answered Varney, “Had I thought otherwise, I had been no keeper of the secret. But here lies the rub—Tressilian leaves not the place without establishing a correspondence with a poor man, the landlord of an inn in Cumnor, for the purpose of carrying off the lady. He sent down an emissary of his, whom I trust soon to have in right sure keeping under Mervyn's Tower—Killigrew and Lambsbey are scouring the country in quest of him. The host is rewarded with a ring for keeping counsel—your lordship may have noted it on Tressilian's hand—here it is. This fellow, this agent, makes his way to the place as a pedlar; holds conferences with the lady, and they make their escape together by night; rob a poor fellow of a horse by the way, such was their guilty haste, and at length reach this Castle, where the Countess of Leicester finds refuge—I dare not say in what place.”
“Of course, my lord,” Varney replied. “If I had thought otherwise, I wouldn’t have kept the secret. But here’s the issue—Tressilian won’t leave without setting up a way to contact a poor innkeeper in Cumnor to help him take the lady away. He sent one of his men, and I expect to have him safely secured under Mervyn's Tower soon—Killigrew and Lambsbey are searching the area for him. The innkeeper is getting paid with a ring for his silence—you might have seen it on Tressilian's hand—here it is. This guy, this agent, pretends to be a pedlar; he talks to the lady, and they escape together at night; they even steal a horse from a poor fellow in their hurry, and eventually arrive at this Castle, where the Countess of Leicester finds safety—I can’t say where exactly.”
“Speak, I command thee,” said Leicester—“speak, while I retain sense enough to hear thee.”
“Talk, I command you,” said Leicester—“talk, while I still have enough sense to listen to you.”
“Since it must be so,” answered Varney, “the lady resorted immediately to the apartment of Tressilian, where she remained many hours, partly in company with him, and partly alone. I told you Tressilian had a paramour in his chamber; I little dreamed that paramour was—”
“Since it has to be,” replied Varney, “the lady went straight to Tressilian's room, where she stayed for several hours, both with him and by herself. I mentioned that Tressilian had a lover in his chamber; I never suspected that lover was—”
“Amy, thou wouldst say,” answered Leicester; “but it is false, false as the smoke of hell! Ambitious she may be—fickle and impatient—'tis a woman's fault; but false to me!—never, never. The proof—the proof of this!” he exclaimed hastily.
“Amy, you would say,” answered Leicester; “but that’s not true, not true at all! She might be ambitious—changeable and impatient—it’s a woman’s fault; but untrue to me!—never, never. The proof—the proof of this!” he exclaimed quickly.
“Carrol, the Deputy Marshal, ushered her thither by her own desire, on yesterday afternoon; Lambourne and the Warder both found her there at an early hour this morning.”
“Carrol, the Deputy Marshal, took her there of her own choice yesterday afternoon; Lambourne and the Warder both found her there early this morning.”
“Was Tressilian there with her?” said Leicester, in the same hurried tone.
“Was Tressilian there with her?” Leicester asked, in the same hurried tone.
“No, my lord. You may remember,” answered Varney, “that he was that night placed with Sir Nicholas Blount, under a species of arrest.”
“No, my lord. You might recall,” Varney replied, “that he was kept that night with Sir Nicholas Blount, under a sort of arrest.”
“Did Carrol, or the other fellows, know who she was?” demanded Leicester.
“Did Carrol or the other guys know who she was?” Leicester asked.
“No, my lord,” replied Varney; “Carrol and the Warder had never seen the Countess, and Lambourne knew her not in her disguise. But in seeking to prevent her leaving the cell, he obtained possession of one of her gloves, which, I think, your lordship may know.”
“No, my lord,” Varney replied, “Carrol and the Warder had never seen the Countess, and Lambourne didn’t recognize her in her disguise. But in trying to stop her from leaving the cell, he ended up with one of her gloves, which I believe your lordship might be aware of.”
He gave the glove, which had the Bear and Ragged Staff, the Earl's impress, embroidered upon it in seed-pearls.
He handed over the glove, which had the Bear and Ragged Staff, the Earl's emblem, stitched on it with seed pearls.
“I do—I do recognize it,” said Leicester. “They were my own gift. The fellow of it was on the arm which she threw this very day around my neck!” He spoke this with violent agitation.
“I do—I do recognize it,” said Leicester. “They were my own gift. The matching one was the one she wrapped around my neck just today!” He said this with intense agitation.
“Your lordship,” said Varney, “might yet further inquire of the lady herself respecting the truth of these passages.”
“Your lordship,” said Varney, “you might also ask the lady herself about the truth of these events.”
“It needs not—it needs not,” said the tortured Earl; “it is written in characters of burning light, as if they were branded on my very eyeballs! I see her infamy-I can see nought else; and—gracious Heaven!—for this vile woman was I about to commit to danger the lives of so many noble friends, shake the foundation of a lawful throne, carry the sword and torch through the bosom of a peaceful land, wrong the kind mistress who made me what I am, and would, but for that hell-framed marriage, have made me all that man can be! All this I was ready to do for a woman who trinkets and traffics with my worst foes!—And thou, villain, why didst thou not speak sooner?”
“It’s not needed—it’s not needed,” said the tormented Earl; “it’s written in blazing letters, as if they were branded on my very eyeballs! I see her disgrace—I can see nothing else; and—good heavens!—for this wicked woman was I about to put in danger the lives of so many noble friends, shake the foundation of a rightful throne, wield the sword and torch through a peaceful land, wrong the kind mistress who made me what I am, and would, but for that hellish marriage, have made me everything a man can be! All this I was ready to do for a woman who toys and deals with my worst enemies!—And you, villain, why didn’t you speak up sooner?”
“My lord,” said Varney, “a tear from my lady would have blotted out all I could have said. Besides, I had not these proofs until this very morning, when Anthony Foster's sudden arrival with the examinations and declarations, which he had extorted from the innkeeper Gosling and others, explained the manner of her flight from Cumnor Place, and my own researches discovered the steps which she had taken here.”
“My lord,” Varney said, “a tear from my lady would have erased everything I could have possibly said. Plus, I didn't have these proofs until this very morning, when Anthony Foster's unexpected arrival with the statements and declarations he had forced from the innkeeper Gosling and others revealed how she escaped from Cumnor Place, and my own investigations uncovered the steps she took here.”
“Now, may God be praised for the light He has given! so full, so satisfactory, that there breathes not a man in England who shall call my proceeding rash, or my revenge unjust.—And yet, Varney, so young, so fair, so fawning, and so false! Hence, then, her hatred to thee, my trusty, my well-beloved servant, because you withstood her plots, and endangered her paramour's life!”
“Now, let’s praise God for the light He has provided! It’s so complete and satisfying that there isn’t a man in England who would consider my actions reckless or my revenge unfair. —And yet, Varney, so young, so beautiful, so flattering, and so deceitful! This is the reason for her hatred toward you, my loyal, cherished servant, because you stood in the way of her schemes and put her lover’s life at risk!”
“I never gave her any other cause of dislike, my lord,” replied Varney. “But she knew that my counsels went directly to diminish her influence with your lordship; and that I was, and have been, ever ready to peril my life against your enemies.”
“I never gave her any other reason to dislike me, my lord,” Varney replied. “But she knew that my advice aimed to lessen her influence with you; and that I was, and have always been, willing to risk my life against your enemies.”
“It is too, too apparent,” replied Leicester “yet with what an air of magnanimity she exhorted me to commit my head to the Queen's mercy, rather than wear the veil of falsehood a moment longer! Methinks the angel of truth himself can have no such tones of high-souled impulse. Can it be so, Varney?—can falsehood use thus boldly the language of truth?—can infamy thus assume the guise of purity? Varney, thou hast been my servant from a child. I have raised thee high—can raise thee higher. Think, think for me!—thy brain was ever shrewd and piercing—may she not be innocent? Prove her so, and all I have yet done for thee shall be as nothing—nothing, in comparison of thy recompense!”
“It’s just so obvious,” replied Leicester, “but with what a sense of nobility she urged me to trust the Queen’s mercy instead of living a lie for even a moment longer! I think even the angel of truth couldn’t speak with such high-mindedness. Can it really be, Varney?—can dishonesty so boldly mimic the voice of truth?—can disgrace wear the mask of virtue? Varney, you’ve been my servant since I was a child. I’ve raised you up— and I can raise you even higher. Please, think for me!—your mind has always been sharp and insightful—could she possibly be innocent? If you prove her innocence, everything I’ve done for you will mean nothing—nothing compared to what I would give you!”
The agony with which his master spoke had some effect even on the hardened Varney, who, in the midst of his own wicked and ambitious designs, really loved his patron as well as such a wretch was capable of loving anything. But he comforted himself, and subdued his self-reproaches, with the reflection that if he inflicted upon the Earl some immediate and transitory pain, it was in order to pave his way to the throne, which, were this marriage dissolved by death or otherwise, he deemed Elizabeth would willingly share with his benefactor. He therefore persevered in his diabolical policy; and after a moment's consideration, answered the anxious queries of the Earl with a melancholy look, as if he had in vain sought some exculpation for the Countess; then suddenly raising his head, he said, with an expression of hope, which instantly communicated itself to the countenance of his patron—“Yet wherefore, if guilty, should she have perilled herself by coming hither? Why not rather have fled to her father's, or elsewhere?—though that, indeed, might have interfered with her desire to be acknowledged as Countess of Leicester.”
The pain in his master’s voice affected even the hardened Varney, who, in the middle of his own wicked and ambitious plans, actually cared for his patron as much as someone like him could care for anything. But he reassured himself and pushed aside his guilt by thinking that if he caused the Earl some immediate and temporary suffering, it was to clear his path to the throne, which, if this marriage ended by death or some other way, he believed Elizabeth would willingly share with his benefactor. So he continued with his evil strategy; and after a moment’s thought, he responded to the Earl’s worried questions with a sad expression, as if he had unsuccessfully searched for some way to defend the Countess. Then suddenly lifting his head, he said, with a hopeful look that instantly transferred to his patron’s face, “But why, if she is guilty, would she risk coming here? Why not escape to her father’s place or somewhere else?—though that might interfere with her wish to be recognized as the Countess of Leicester.”
“True, true, true!” exclaimed Leicester, his transient gleam of hope giving way to the utmost bitterness of feeling and expression; “thou art not fit to fathom a woman's depth of wit, Varney. I see it all. She would not quit the estate and title of the wittol who had wedded her. Ay, and if in my madness I had started into rebellion, or if the angry Queen had taken my head, as she this morning threatened, the wealthy dower which law would have assigned to the Countess Dowager of Leicester had been no bad windfall to the beggarly Tressilian. Well might she goad me on to danger, which could not end otherwise than profitably to her,—Speak not for her, Varney! I will have her blood!”
“True, true, true!” Leicester exclaimed, his brief glimmer of hope fading into deep bitterness. “You can't even begin to understand a woman's cleverness, Varney. I see everything now. She wouldn’t leave the estate and title of the fool who married her. And if, in my madness, I had rebelled, or if the angry Queen had taken my head like she threatened this morning, the rich inheritance that the law would have given to the Countess Dowager of Leicester would have been a nice little bonus for the penniless Tressilian. It’s no wonder she was pushing me towards danger, which could only benefit her. Don’t speak on her behalf, Varney! I want her blood!”
“My lord,” replied Varney, “the wildness of your distress breaks forth in the wildness of your language.”
“My lord,” replied Varney, “the intensity of your distress comes out in the intensity of your words.”
“I say, speak not for her!” replied Leicester; “she has dishonoured me—she would have murdered me—all ties are burst between us. She shall die the death of a traitress and adulteress, well merited both by the laws of God and man! And—what is this casket,” he said, “which was even now thrust into my hand by a boy, with the desire I would convey it to Tressilian, as he could not give it to the Countess? By Heaven! the words surprised me as he spoke them, though other matters chased them from my brain; but now they return with double force. It is her casket of jewels!—Force it open, Varney—force the hinges open with thy poniard!”
“I say, don’t speak for her!” Leicester responded. “She has dishonored me—she would have killed me—all connections between us are broken. She deserves to die the death of a traitor and an adulteress, which is well deserved by the laws of God and man! And—what is this casket,” he said, “which was just handed to me by a boy, who wanted me to give it to Tressilian since he couldn’t give it to the Countess? By Heaven! The words surprised me as he said them, although other thoughts pushed them out of my mind; but now they come back with even more intensity. It’s her casket of jewels!—Open it, Varney—force the hinges open with your dagger!”
“She refused the aid of my dagger once,” thought Varney, as he unsheathed the weapon, “to cut the string which bound a letter, but now it shall work a mightier ministry in her fortunes.”
“She turned down my dagger once,” Varney thought, as he pulled the weapon out of its sheath, “to cut the string holding a letter, but now it will serve a greater purpose in her fate.”
With this reflection, by using the three-cornered stiletto-blade as a wedge, he forced open the slender silver hinges of the casket. The Earl no sooner saw them give way than he snatched the casket from Sir Richard's hand, wrenched off the cover, and tearing out the splendid contents, flung them on the floor in a transport of rage, while he eagerly searched for some letter or billet which should make the fancied guilt of his innocent Countess yet more apparent. Then stamping furiously on the gems, he exclaimed, “Thus I annihilate the miserable toys for which thou hast sold thyself, body and soul—consigned thyself to an early and timeless death, and me to misery and remorse for ever!—Tell me not of forgiveness, Varney—she is doomed!”
With this thought, he used the three-cornered stiletto blade as a wedge to pry open the delicate silver hinges of the casket. As soon as the Earl saw them yield, he grabbed the casket from Sir Richard's hand, ripped off the lid, and threw the amazing contents onto the floor in a fit of rage, desperately searching for a letter or note that would make his innocent Countess’s supposed guilt even more obvious. Then, stomping furiously on the gems, he shouted, “This is how I destroy the worthless trinkets for which you sold yourself, body and soul—dooming yourself to an early and eternal death, and me to misery and regret forever!—Don’t talk to me about forgiveness, Varney—she is doomed!”
So saying, he left the room, and rushed into an adjacent closet, the door of which he locked and bolted.
So saying, he left the room and rushed into a nearby closet, the door of which he locked and bolted.
Varney looked after him, while something of a more human feeling seemed to contend with his habitual sneer. “I am sorry for his weakness,” he said, “but love has made him a child. He throws down and treads on these costly toys-with the same vehemence would he dash to pieces this frailest toy of all, of which he used to rave so fondly. But that taste also will be forgotten when its object is no more. Well, he has no eye to value things as they deserve, and that nature has given to Varney. When Leicester shall be a sovereign, he will think as little of the gales of passion through which he gained that royal port, as ever did sailor in harbour of the perils of a voyage. But these tell-tale articles must not remain here—they are rather too rich vails for the drudges who dress the chamber.”
Varney watched him, and a more human emotion seemed to struggle against his usual sneer. “I feel bad for his weakness,” he said, “but love has turned him into a child. He tosses aside and tramples on these expensive toys—with the same intensity he would smash this most delicate toy of all, which he used to cherish so much. But that attachment will fade once the object is gone. Well, he doesn’t appreciate things as they should be, and that insight is something Varney possesses. When Leicester becomes a king, he will forget the emotional storms he went through to reach that royal status, just like any sailor forgets the dangers of a journey once they’re safely in port. But these revealing items can’t stay here—they're too valuable for the servants who clean the room.”
While Varney was employed in gathering together and putting them into a secret drawer of a cabinet that chanced to be open, he saw the door of Leicester's closet open, the tapestry pushed aside, and the Earl's face thrust out, but with eyes so dead, and lips and cheeks so bloodless and pale, that he started at the sudden change. No sooner did his eyes encounter the Earl's, than the latter withdrew his head and shut the door of the closet. This manoeuvre Leicester repeated twice, without speaking a word, so that Varney began to doubt whether his brain was not actually affected by his mental agony. The third time, however, he beckoned, and Varney obeyed the signal. When he entered, he soon found his patron's perturbation was not caused by insanity, but by the fullness of purpose which he entertained contending with various contrary passions. They passed a full hour in close consultation; after which the Earl of Leicester, with an incredible exertion, dressed himself, and went to attend his royal guest.
While Varney was busy gathering items and putting them into a secret drawer of an open cabinet, he noticed the door to Leicester's closet swing open, the tapestry move aside, and the Earl's face peek out. But his eyes looked so lifeless, and his lips and cheeks were so pale and bloodless, that Varney was taken aback by the sudden change. As soon as he locked eyes with the Earl, Leicester pulled back and closed the closet door. He repeated this maneuver twice without saying a word, which made Varney start to wonder if his mind was actually affected by his mental distress. The third time, though, the Earl beckoned, and Varney followed the signal. Once inside, he quickly realized that the Earl's agitation wasn't due to insanity, but rather from the intense conflict of emotions he was experiencing. They spent a full hour in intense discussion; after that, the Earl of Leicester, with remarkable effort, got dressed and went to meet his royal guest.
CHAPTER XXXVII.
You have displaced the mirth, broke the good meeting
With most admired disorder. —MACBETH.
You have ruined the fun, spoiled the good gathering
With your most impressive chaos. —MACBETH.
It was afterwards remembered that during the banquets and revels which occupied the remainder of this eventful day the bearing of Leicester and of Varney were totally different from their usual demeanour. Sir Richard Varney had been held rather a man of counsel and of action than a votary of pleasure. Business, whether civil or military, seemed always to be his proper sphere; and while in festivals and revels, although he well understood how to trick them up and present them, his own part was that of a mere spectator; or if he exercised his wit, it was in a rough, caustic, and severe manner, rather as if he scoffed at the exhibition and the guests than shared the common pleasure.
It was later recalled that during the feasts and celebrations that filled the rest of this eventful day, Leicester and Varney acted completely differently than they usually did. Sir Richard Varney was seen more as a person of advice and action than someone who enjoyed leisure. His role seemed to always be in business, whether civil or military. At parties and events, even though he knew how to set them up and make them enjoyable, he mostly stayed on the sidelines; and if he did engage, it was in a harsh, biting, and serious way, almost as if he was mocking the event and the guests rather than joining in the fun.
But upon the present day his character seemed changed. He mixed among the younger courtiers and ladies, and appeared for the moment to be actuated by a spirit of light-hearted gaiety, which rendered him a match for the liveliest. Those who had looked upon him as a man given up to graver and more ambitious pursuits, a bitter sneerer and passer of sarcasms at the expense of those who, taking life as they find it, were disposed to snatch at each pastime it presents, now perceived with astonishment that his wit could carry as smooth an edge as their own, his laugh be as lively, and his brow as unclouded. By what art of damnable hypocrisy he could draw this veil of gaiety over the black thoughts of one of the worst of human bosoms must remain unintelligible to all but his compeers, if any such ever existed; but he was a man of extraordinary powers, and those powers were unhappily dedicated in all their energy to the very worst of purposes.
But on that day, his character seemed to have changed. He mingled with the younger courtiers and ladies, appearing for the moment to be filled with a light-hearted joy that made him a match for the liveliest among them. Those who had viewed him as someone consumed by more serious and ambitious pursuits, a bitter cynic who mocked those who, accepting life as it comes, were inclined to seize every opportunity for fun, were now astonished to see that his wit could be as sharp as theirs, his laughter just as lively, and his expression completely carefree. How he managed to mask the dark thoughts of one of the worst human hearts with this veil of joy remains a mystery to all but his peers, if any such people ever existed; but he was a man of extraordinary abilities, and those abilities were unfortunately devoted entirely to the worst of intentions.
It was entirely different with Leicester. However habituated his mind usually was to play the part of a good courtier, and appear gay, assiduous, and free from all care but that of enhancing the pleasure of the moment, while his bosom internally throbbed with the pangs of unsatisfied ambition, jealousy, or resentment, his heart had now a yet more dreadful guest, whose workings could not be overshadowed or suppressed; and you might read in his vacant eye and troubled brow that his thoughts were far absent from the scenes in which he was compelling himself to play a part. He looked, moved, and spoke as if by a succession of continued efforts; and it seemed as if his will had in some degree lost the promptitude of command over the acute mind and goodly form of which it was the regent. His actions and gestures, instead of appearing the consequence of simple volition, seemed, like those of an automaton, to wait the revolution of some internal machinery ere they could be performed; and his words fell from him piecemeal, interrupted, as if he had first to think what he was to say, then how it was to be said, and as if, after all, it was only by an effort of continued attention that he completed a sentence without forgetting both the one and the other.
It was completely different with Leicester. No matter how used he typically was to acting like a good courtier, appearing cheerful, attentive, and carefree aside from wanting to make the most of the moment, while inside he was tormented by unfulfilled ambition, jealousy, or resentment, his heart now harbored an even more dreadful feeling that he couldn’t ignore or suppress. You could see in his vacant eyes and troubled brow that his thoughts were far removed from the scenes where he was forcing himself to play a role. He looked, moved, and spoke as if he was constantly trying, and it seemed like his will had somewhat lost its ability to command the sharp mind and good looks that it governed. His actions and gestures didn’t seem to come from simple choice; rather, they appeared like those of a machine, waiting for some inner mechanism to activate before they could happen. His words tumbled out bit by bit, interrupted, as if he had to first think about what to say, then how to say it, and it felt like it was only through intense concentration that he could finish a sentence without forgetting either one.
The singular effects which these distractions of mind produced upon the behaviour and conversation of the most accomplished courtier of England, as they were visible to the lowest and dullest menial who approached his person, could not escape the notice of the most intelligent Princess of the age. Nor is there the least doubt that the alternate negligence and irregularity of his manner would have called down Elizabeth's severe displeasure on the Earl of Leicester, had it not occurred to her to account for it by supposing that the apprehension of that displeasure which she had expressed towards him with such vivacity that very morning was dwelling upon the spirits of her favourite, and, spite of his efforts to the contrary, distracted the usual graceful tenor of his mien and the charms of his conversation. When this idea, so flattering to female vanity, had once obtained possession of her mind, it proved a full and satisfactory apology for the numerous errors and mistakes of the Earl of Leicester; and the watchful circle around observed with astonishment, that, instead of resenting his repeated negligence, and want of even ordinary attention (although these were points on which she was usually extremely punctilious), the Queen sought, on the contrary, to afford him time and means to recollect himself, and deigned to assist him in doing so, with an indulgence which seemed altogether inconsistent with her usual character. It was clear, however, that this could not last much longer, and that Elizabeth must finally put another and more severe construction on Leicester's uncourteous conduct, when the Earl was summoned by Varney to speak with him in a different apartment.
The unique effects that these distractions had on the behavior and conversation of England's most skilled courtier, which were obvious even to the lowest and dullest servant who approached him, couldn't go unnoticed by the smartest princess of the time. There's no doubt that the erratic and careless way he acted would have triggered Elizabeth's harsh displeasure toward the Earl of Leicester, if she hadn't thought to excuse it by assuming that the worry over her earlier sharp disapproval was weighing on her favorite's mind, and, despite his attempts to hide it, was affecting his usual charm and grace. Once this flattering idea took hold of her, it provided a complete and satisfactory justification for the Earl of Leicester's numerous mistakes. The attentive observers around them were left amazed that, instead of being angry at his repeated inattentiveness and lack of even basic consideration (issues she normally cared deeply about), the Queen instead tried to give him the time and opportunity to gather himself, and even went so far as to help him, with a kindness that seemed completely out of character for her. However, it was clear that this could only continue for so long, and that Elizabeth would eventually have to take a harsher view of Leicester's rude behavior when the Earl was called by Varney to meet with him in another room.
After having had the message twice delivered to him, he rose, and was about to withdraw, as it were, by instinct; then stopped, and turning round, entreated permission of the Queen to absent himself for a brief space upon matters of pressing importance.
After receiving the message twice, he got up and instinctively started to leave; then he paused and turned back, asking the Queen for permission to step away for a little while to take care of something urgent.
“Go, my lord,” said the Queen. “We are aware our presence must occasion sudden and unexpected occurrences, which require to be provided for on the instant. Yet, my lord, as you would have us believe ourself your welcome and honoured guest, we entreat you to think less of our good cheer, and favour us with more of your good countenance than we have this day enjoyed; for whether prince or peasant be the guest, the welcome of the host will always be the better part of the entertainment. Go, my lord; and we trust to see you return with an unwrinkled brow, and those free thoughts which you are wont to have at the disposal of your friends.”
“Go on, my lord,” said the Queen. “We know our presence must create sudden and unexpected situations that need to be addressed right away. Still, my lord, since you want us to believe that we are your welcomed and honored guests, we ask you to focus less on providing us with good hospitality and to share more of your pleasant demeanor than we have experienced today; whether a prince or a peasant is the guest, the host’s welcome will always be the best part of the gathering. Go on, my lord; and we hope to see you come back with a relaxed expression and those easy thoughts you usually share with your friends.”
Leicester only bowed low in answer to this rebuke, and retired. At the door of the apartment he was met by Varney, who eagerly drew him apart, and whispered in his ear, “All is well!”
Leicester only bowed low in response to this rebuke and left. At the entrance of the room, he was met by Varney, who eagerly pulled him aside and whispered in his ear, “All is well!”
“Has Masters seen her?” said the Earl.
“Has Masters seen her?” the Earl asked.
“He has, my lord; and as she would neither answer his queries, nor allege any reason for her refusal, he will give full testimony that she labours under a mental disorder, and may be best committed to the charge of her friends. The opportunity is therefore free to remove her as we proposed.”
“He has, my lord; and since she won’t answer his questions, nor give any reason for her refusal, he will fully testify that she is struggling with a mental disorder and may be best cared for by her friends. Therefore, the opportunity is clear to remove her as we suggested.”
“But Tressilian?” said Leicester.
"But Tressilian?" Leicester asked.
“He will not know of her departure for some time,” replied Varney; “it shall take place this very evening, and to-morrow he shall be cared for.”
“He won’t know about her leaving for a while,” Varney replied; “it will happen tonight, and tomorrow he will be taken care of.”
“No, by my soul,” answered Leicester; “I will take vengeance on him with mine own hand!”
“No, I swear,” replied Leicester; “I will get revenge on him myself!”
“You, my lord, and on so inconsiderable a man as Tressilian! No, my lord, he hath long wished to visit foreign parts. Trust him to me—I will take care he returns not hither to tell tales.”
“You, my lord, and on such an insignificant man as Tressilian! No, my lord, he has long wanted to travel abroad. Leave him to me—I’ll make sure he doesn’t come back here to share stories.”
“Not so, by Heaven, Varney!” exclaimed Leicester. “Inconsiderable do you call an enemy that hath had power to wound me so deeply that my whole after-life must be one scene of remorse and misery?—No; rather than forego the right of doing myself justice with my own hand on that accursed villain, I will unfold the whole truth at Elizabeth's footstool, and let her vengeance descend at once on them and on myself.”
“Not at all, I swear, Varney!” Leicester exclaimed. “You call an enemy insignificant when they’ve hurt me so badly that my entire future will be filled with regret and misery?—No; I would rather fight to make things right myself against that cursed villain than give up that right. I will reveal the whole truth at Elizabeth's feet and let her unleash her vengeance on them and on me.”
Varney saw with great alarm that his lord was wrought up to such a pitch of agitation, that if he gave not way to him he was perfectly capable of adopting the desperate resolution which he had announced, and which was instant ruin to all the schemes of ambition which Varney had formed for his patron and for himself. But the Earl's rage seemed at once uncontrollable and deeply concentrated, and while he spoke his eyes shot fire, his voice trembled with excess of passion, and the light foam stood on his lip.
Varney noticed with great worry that his lord was so worked up that if he didn’t intervene, he might really go through with the desperate plan he had just mentioned, which would completely ruin all of Varney's ambitious plans for both himself and his patron. The Earl’s anger was both overwhelming and intensely focused; as he spoke, his eyes blazed with fury, his voice shook with intense emotion, and foam gathered on his lips.
His confidant made a bold and successful effort to obtain the mastery of him even in this hour of emotion. “My lord,” he said, leading him to a mirror, “behold your reflection in that glass, and think if these agitated features belong to one who, in a condition so extreme, is capable of forming a resolution for himself.”
His close friend made a bold and successful attempt to take control of him even in this emotional moment. “My lord,” he said, guiding him to a mirror, “look at your reflection in that glass and consider if these distressed features belong to someone who, in such an extreme state, is able to make a decision for himself.”
“What, then, wouldst thou make me?” said Leicester, struck at the change in his own physiognomy, though offended at the freedom with which Varney made the appeal. “Am I to be thy ward, thy vassal,—the property and subject of my servant?”
“What, then, do you want me to be?” said Leicester, surprised by the change in his own appearance, though irritated by the way Varney approached the topic. “Am I supposed to be your ward, your servant—the property and subject of my own servant?”
“No, my lord,” said Varney firmly, “but be master of yourself, and of your own passion. My lord, I, your born servant, am ashamed to see how poorly you bear yourself in the storm of fury. Go to Elizabeth's feet, confess your marriage—impeach your wife and her paramour of adultery—and avow yourself, amongst all your peers, the wittol who married a country girl, and was cozened by her and her book-learned gallant. Go, my lord—but first take farewell of Richard Varney, with all the benefits you ever conferred on him. He served the noble, the lofty, the high-minded Leicester, and was more proud of depending on him than he would be of commanding thousands. But the abject lord who stoops to every adverse circumstance, whose judicious resolves are scattered like chaff before every wind of passion, him Richard Varney serves not. He is as much above him in constancy of mind as beneath him in rank and fortune.”
“No, my lord,” Varney said firmly, “but you need to be in control of yourself and your emotions. My lord, as your loyal servant, I’m embarrassed to see how poorly you’re handling this storm of anger. Go to Elizabeth, confess your marriage—accuse your wife and her lover of adultery—and acknowledge yourself, among all your peers, as the fool who married a country girl and was tricked by her and her educated lover. Go, my lord—but first say goodbye to Richard Varney, along with all the favors you’ve ever done for him. He served the noble, the great, the high-minded Leicester, and was prouder of being under him than he would be of commanding thousands. But the pathetic lord who crumbles under any challenge, whose wise decisions are scattered like dust before every gust of emotion, is not someone Richard Varney serves. He is as much above him in steadiness of mind as he is below him in status and wealth.”
Varney spoke thus without hypocrisy, for though the firmness of mind which he boasted was hardness and impenetrability, yet he really felt the ascendency which he vaunted; while the interest which he actually felt in the fortunes of Leicester gave unusual emotion to his voice and manner.
Varney spoke honestly, because even though the strength of mind he bragged about was really just hardness and an inability to be touched, he did genuinely feel the power he claimed; at the same time, the real concern he had for Leicester's fate brought an unusual emotion to his voice and behavior.
Leicester was overpowered by his assumed superiority it seemed to the unfortunate Earl as if his last friend was about to abandon him. He stretched his hand towards Varney as he uttered the words, “Do not leave me. What wouldst thou have me do?”
Leicester was overwhelmed by his false sense of superiority; it felt to the unfortunate Earl as if his last friend was about to leave him. He reached out to Varney as he said, “Don’t leave me. What do you want me to do?”
“Be thyself, my noble master,” said Varney, touching the Earl's hand with his lips, after having respectfully grasped it in his own; “be yourself, superior to those storms of passion which wreck inferior minds. Are you the first who has been cozened in love—the first whom a vain and licentious woman has cheated into an affection, which she has afterwards scorned and misused? And will you suffer yourself to be driven frantic because you have not been wiser than the wisest men whom the world has seen? Let her be as if she had not been—let her pass from your memory, as unworthy of ever having held a place there. Let your strong resolve of this morning, which I have both courage, zeal, and means enough to execute, be like the fiat of a superior being, a passionless act of justice. She hath deserved death—let her die!”
“Be yourself, my esteemed master,” Varney said, kissing the Earl's hand after respectfully taking it in his own. “Be above those emotional storms that destroy lesser minds. Are you the first to be fooled by love—the first to be deceived by a vain and promiscuous woman who lured you into an affection that she later scorned and mistreated? And will you allow yourself to be driven mad because you weren't smarter than the wisest men who have ever lived? Forget her as if she never existed—let her fade from your memory, unworthy of ever holding a place there. Let your strong resolve this morning, which I have the courage, zeal, and means enough to act on, be like the decree of a higher power, a calm act of justice. She deserves death—let her die!”
While he was speaking, the Earl held his hand fast, compressed his lips hard, and frowned, as if he laboured to catch from Varney a portion of the cold, ruthless, and dispassionate firmness which he recommended. When he was silent, the Earl still continued to grasp his hand, until, with an effort at calm decision, he was able to articulate, “Be it so—she dies! But one tear might be permitted.”
While he was talking, the Earl held his hand tightly, pressed his lips together, and frowned, as if he was trying hard to get from Varney some of the cold, ruthless, and emotionless strength he was suggesting. Even when he stopped speaking, the Earl continued to hold his hand until he could, with a push toward composure, say, “Fine—she dies! But maybe one tear should be allowed.”
“Not one, my lord,” interrupted Varney, who saw by the quivering eye and convulsed cheek of his patron that he was about to give way to a burst of emotion—“not a tear—the time permits it not. Tressilian must be thought of—”
“Not one, my lord,” interrupted Varney, noticing the trembling eye and twisted cheek of his patron as he was about to break down in emotion—“not a tear—the time doesn't allow for it. We must think of Tressilian—”
“That indeed is a name,” said the Earl, “to convert tears into blood. Varney, I have thought on this, and I have determined—neither entreaty nor argument shall move me—Tressilian shall be my own victim.”
“That's definitely a name,” said the Earl, “to turn tears into blood. Varney, I've thought about this, and I've made up my mind—no pleading or reasoning will change my decision—Tressilian will be my personal target.”
“It is madness, my lord; but you are too mighty for me to bar your way to your revenge. Yet resolve at least to choose fitting time and opportunity, and to forbear him until these shall be found.”
“It’s crazy, my lord; but you’re too powerful for me to stop you from getting your revenge. Still, at least decide to pick the right time and opportunity, and to hold off on him until those are found.”
“Thou shalt order me in what thou wilt,” said Leicester, “only thwart me not in this.”
“Just tell me what you want,” said Leicester, “just don’t go against me on this.”
“Then, my lord,” said Varney, “I first request of you to lay aside the wild, suspected, and half-frenzied demeanour which hath this day drawn the eyes of all the court upon you, and which, but for the Queen's partial indulgence, which she hath extended towards you in a degree far beyond her nature, she had never given you the opportunity to atone for.”
“Then, my lord,” Varney said, “I first ask you to put aside the wild, suspicious, and somewhat frenzied behavior that has today attracted everyone’s attention in court. If it weren’t for the Queen’s unusual leniency towards you, you wouldn’t have been given the chance to make amends.”
“Have I indeed been so negligent?” said Leicester, as one who awakes from a dream. “I thought I had coloured it well. But fear nothing, my mind is now eased—I am calm. My horoscope shall be fulfilled; and that it may be fulfilled, I will tax to the highest every faculty of my mind. Fear me not, I say. I will to the Queen instantly—not thine own looks and language shall be more impenetrable than mine. Hast thou aught else to say?”
“Have I really been so careless?” Leicester said, as if waking from a dream. “I thought I had done it well. But don’t worry, I’m feeling better now—I’m calm. My fate will be fulfilled; and to make sure it happens, I’ll push every part of my mind to the limit. Don’t be afraid of me, I’m telling you. I’m going to the Queen right away—nothing about your appearance or words will be more unreadable than mine. Do you have anything else to say?”
“I must crave your signet-ring,” said Varney gravely, “in token to those of your servants whom I must employ, that I possess your full authority in commanding their aid.”
“I need to ask for your signet ring,” Varney said seriously, “as proof to your servants that I have your full authority to ask for their help.”
Leicester drew off the signet-ring which he commonly used, and gave it to Varney, with a haggard and stern expression of countenance, adding only, in a low, half-whispered tone, but with terrific emphasis, the words, “What thou dost, do quickly.”
Leicester took off the signet ring he usually wore and handed it to Varney, his face looking tired and serious. He added, in a low, urgent whisper, “Whatever you’re going to do, do it quickly.”
Some anxiety and wonder took place, meanwhile, in the presence-hall, at the prolonged absence of the noble Lord of the Castle, and great was the delight of his friends when they saw him enter as a man from whose bosom, to all human seeming, a weight of care had been just removed. Amply did Leicester that day redeem the pledge he had given to Varney, who soon saw himself no longer under the necessity of maintaining a character so different from his own as that which he had assumed in the earlier part of the day, and gradually relapsed into the same grave, shrewd, caustic observer of conversation and incident which constituted his usual part in society.
Some anxiety and curiosity arose in the presence hall during the long absence of the noble Lord of the Castle, and his friends were greatly delighted when they saw him enter, looking as if a heavy burden had just been lifted from him. That day, Leicester fully honored the promise he had made to Varney, who soon found himself no longer needing to maintain the very different persona he had taken on earlier in the day. He gradually returned to being the serious, sharp, and critical observer of conversation and events that he typically was in social settings.
With Elizabeth, Leicester played his game as one to whom her natural strength of talent and her weakness in one or two particular points were well known. He was too wary to exchange on a sudden the sullen personage which he had played before he retired with Varney; but on approaching her it seemed softened into a melancholy, which had a touch of tenderness in it, and which, in the course of conversing with Elizabeth, and as she dropped in compassion one mark of favour after another to console him, passed into a flow of affectionate gallantry, the most assiduous, the most delicate, the most insinuating, yet at the same time the most respectful, with which a Queen was ever addressed by a subject. Elizabeth listened as in a sort of enchantment. Her jealousy of power was lulled asleep; her resolution to forsake all social or domestic ties, and dedicate herself exclusively to the care of her people, began to be shaken; and once more the star of Dudley culminated in the court horizon.
With Elizabeth, Leicester played his part as someone who understood her natural talent and her weaknesses in a few areas. He was too careful to suddenly drop the gloomy persona he had adopted before leaving Varney; but as he approached her, it seemed to soften into a sadness that had a hint of tenderness in it. During their conversation, as Elizabeth offered him one gesture of compassion after another to comfort him, this sadness transformed into a flow of affectionate charm—both attentive and subtle, yet also incredibly respectful—one of the most respectful ways a subject ever addressed a Queen. Elizabeth listened as if under a spell. Her jealousy of power faded away; her determination to abandon all social or domestic ties and devote herself entirely to her people's needs began to waver, and once again, Dudley's star rose in the court's horizon.
But Leicester did not enjoy this triumph over nature, and over conscience, without its being embittered to him, not only by the internal rebellion of his feelings against the violence which he exercised over them, but by many accidental circumstances, which, in the course of the banquet, and during the subsequent amusements of the evening, jarred upon that nerve, the least vibration of which was agony.
But Leicester didn't really enjoy this victory over nature and his own conscience without it being soured for him, not just by the internal struggle of his feelings against the force he exerted over them, but by many random events that, during the banquet and the fun that followed that evening, grated on that nerve, the slightest touch of which was agony.
The courtiers were, for example, in the Great Hall, after having left the banqueting-room, awaiting the appearance of a splendid masque, which was the expected entertainment of this evening, when the Queen interrupted a wild career of wit which the Earl of Leicester was running against Lord Willoughby, Raleigh, and some other courtiers, by saying, “We will impeach you of high treason, my lord, if you proceed in this attempt to slay us with laughter. And here comes a thing may make us all grave at his pleasure, our learned physician Masters, with news belike of our poor suppliant, Lady Varney;—nay, my lord, we will not have you leave us, for this being a dispute betwixt married persons, we do not hold our own experience deep enough to decide thereon without good counsel.—How now, Masters, what thinkest thou of the runaway bride?”
The courtiers were, for example, in the Great Hall, having just left the banqueting room, waiting for a spectacular masque, the entertainment everyone was looking forward to that evening. The Queen interrupted a lively exchange of witty banter between the Earl of Leicester and Lord Willoughby, Raleigh, and some other courtiers, saying, “We’ll accuse you of high treason, my lord, if you keep trying to kill us with laughter. And here comes someone who might make us all serious at his discretion, our learned physician Masters, bringing news about our poor supplicant, Lady Varney;—no, my lord, we won’t let you leave us, because this is a dispute between married people, and we don’t think our own experiences are deep enough to settle it without good advice.—Well now, Masters, what do you think about the runaway bride?”
The smile with which Leicester had been speaking, when the Queen interrupted him, remained arrested on his lips, as if it had been carved there by the chisel of Michael Angelo or of Chantrey; and he listened to the speech of the physician with the same immovable cast of countenance.
The smile that Leicester had while he was talking, when the Queen interrupted him, stayed frozen on his lips, as if it had been chiseled there by Michelangelo or Chantrey; and he listened to the physician's speech with the same unchanging expression.
“The Lady Varney, gracious Sovereign,” said the court physician Masters, “is sullen, and would hold little conference with me touching the state of her health, talking wildly of being soon to plead her own cause before your own presence, and of answering no meaner person's inquiries.”
“The Lady Varney, gracious Sovereign,” said the court physician Masters, “is gloomy and doesn’t want to talk to me much about her health. She’s speaking frantically about soon defending herself in front of you and refusing to answer anyone less important.”
“Now the heavens forfend!” said the Queen; “we have already suffered from the misconstructions and broils which seem to follow this poor brain-sick lady wherever she comes.—Think you not so, my lord?” she added, appealing to Leicester with something in her look that indicated regret, even tenderly expressed, for their disagreement of that morning. Leicester compelled himself to bow low. The utmost force he could exert was inadequate to the further effort of expressing in words his acquiescence in the Queen's sentiment.
“God forbid!” said the Queen; “we have already endured the misunderstandings and conflicts that seem to follow this poor troubled lady wherever she goes.—Don't you think so, my lord?” she added, looking at Leicester with a hint of regret, even a touch of tenderness, for their disagreement that morning. Leicester forced himself to bow deeply. The maximum effort he could muster wasn't enough to express in words his agreement with the Queen's feelings.
“You are vindictive,” she said, “my lord; but we will find time and place to punish you. But once more to this same trouble-mirth, this Lady Varney. What of her health, Masters?”
“You're vengeful,” she said, “my lord; but we will find the time and place to get back at you. But once again to this same issue with Lady Varney. How is her health, Masters?”
“She is sullen, madam, as I already said,” replied Masters, “and refuses to answer interrogatories, or be amenable to the authority of the mediciner. I conceive her to be possessed with a delirium, which I incline to term rather HYPOCHONDRIA than PHRENESIS; and I think she were best cared for by her husband in his own house, and removed from all this bustle of pageants, which disturbs her weak brain with the most fantastic phantoms. She drops hints as if she were some great person in disguise—some Countess or Princess perchance. God help them, such are often the hallucinations of these infirm persons!”
“She’s sulking, ma'am, like I said,” Masters replied, “and refuses to answer questions or listen to the doctor. I believe she’s suffering from a delirium, which I’d rather call HYPOCHONDRIA than PHRENESIS; and I think it would be best for her to be cared for by her husband at home, away from all this commotion with events that are messing with her fragile mind and filling it with bizarre illusions. She keeps hinting that she’s some important person in disguise—maybe a Countess or Princess. God help them, those are often the kinds of delusions these weak-minded people have!”
“Nay, then,” said the Queen, “away with her with all speed. Let Varney care for her with fitting humanity; but let them rid the Castle of her forthwith she will think herself lady of all, I warrant you. It is pity so fair a form, however, should have an infirm understanding.—What think you, my lord?”
“Nay, then,” said the Queen, “get her out of here quickly. Let Varney take care of her with proper kindness; but they need to clear the Castle of her immediately. I assure you, she’ll think she owns the place. It’s a shame that such a beautiful face has a weak mind. What do you think, my lord?”
“It is pity indeed,” said the Earl, repeating the words like a task which was set him.
“It’s truly a shame,” said the Earl, echoing the words as if it were a task assigned to him.
“But, perhaps,” said Elizabeth, “you do not join with us in our opinion of her beauty; and indeed we have known men prefer a statelier and more Juno-like form to that drooping fragile one that hung its head like a broken lily. Ay, men are tyrants, my lord, who esteem the animation of the strife above the triumph of an unresisting conquest, and, like sturdy champions, love best those women who can wage contest with them.—I could think with you, Rutland, that give my Lord of Leicester such a piece of painted wax for a bride, he would have wished her dead ere the end of the honeymoon.”
“But, maybe,” said Elizabeth, “you don’t share our opinion of her beauty; and honestly, we’ve seen men who prefer a more statuesque and Juno-like figure to that delicate, drooping one that looks like a wilted lily. Yes, men are tyrants, my lord, who value the excitement of the struggle more than the victory over a defenseless conquest, and, like strong champions, they love those women who can stand up to them.—I could agree with you, Rutland, that if you gave my Lord of Leicester such a piece of painted wax for a bride, he would wish her dead by the end of the honeymoon.”
As she said this, she looked on Leicester so expressively that, while his heart revolted against the egregious falsehood, he did himself so much violence as to reply in a whisper that Leicester's love was more lowly than her Majesty deemed, since it was settled where he could never command, but must ever obey.
As she said this, she looked at Leicester so meaningfully that, even though his heart rejected the blatant untruth, he forced himself to reply in a whisper that Leicester's love was more humble than her Majesty thought, since it was determined in a place where he could never lead but must always follow.
The Queen blushed, and bid him be silent; yet looked as of she expected that he would not obey her commands. But at that moment the flourish of trumpets and kettle-drums from a high balcony which overlooked the hall announced the entrance of the maskers, and relieved Leicester from the horrible state of constraint and dissimulation in which the result of his own duplicity had placed him.
The Queen blushed and told him to be quiet, but it looked like she expected him not to follow her orders. Just then, the sound of trumpets and drums from a high balcony overlooking the hall announced the arrival of the maskers, freeing Leicester from the awful tension and deception that his own dishonesty had put him in.
The masque which entered consisted of four separate bands, which followed each other at brief intervals, each consisting of six principal persons and as many torch-bearers, and each representing one of the various nations by which England had at different times been occupied.
The masque that entered included four distinct groups, which followed one another at short intervals, each made up of six main characters and as many torch-bearers, and each representing one of the different nations that had occupied England at various times.
The aboriginal Britons, who first entered, were ushered in by two ancient Druids, whose hoary hair was crowned with a chaplet of oak, and who bore in their hands branches of mistletoe. The maskers who followed these venerable figures were succeeded by two Bards, arrayed in white, and bearing harps, which they occasionally touched, singing at the same time certain stanzas of an ancient hymn to Belus, or the Sun. The aboriginal Britons had been selected from amongst the tallest and most robust young gentlemen in attendance on the court. Their masks were accommodated with long, shaggy beards and hair; their vestments were of the hides of wolves and bears; while their legs, arms, and the upper parts of their bodies, being sheathed in flesh-coloured silk, on which were traced in grotesque lines representations of the heavenly bodies, and of animals and other terrestrial objects, gave them the lively appearance of our painted ancestors, whose freedom was first trenched upon by the Romans.
The native Britons, who entered first, were led in by two ancient Druids, their gray hair adorned with an oak crown and holding branches of mistletoe. Following these wise figures were two Bards dressed in white, carrying harps that they occasionally played while singing verses from an old hymn to Belus, or the Sun. The native Britons had been chosen from among the tallest and strongest young men at the court. Their masks featured long, shaggy beards and hair; their clothing was made from wolf and bear hides. Their arms, legs, and upper bodies were covered in flesh-colored silk, adorned with intricate designs representing celestial bodies, animals, and other earthly things, giving them a vibrant look reminiscent of our painted ancestors, whose freedom was first encroached upon by the Romans.

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The sons of Rome, who came to civilize as well as to conquer, were next produced before the princely assembly; and the manager of the revels had correctly imitated the high crest and military habits of that celebrated people, accommodating them with the light yet strong buckler and the short two-edged sword, the use of which had made them victors of the world. The Roman eagles were borne before them by two standard-bearers, who recited a hymn to Mars, and the classical warriors followed with the grave and haughty step of men who aspired at universal conquest.
The sons of Rome, who came to both civilize and conquer, were then presented to the royal assembly. The event organizer had accurately replicated the grand plume and military attire of that famous culture, equipping them with the lightweight but sturdy shield and the short double-edged sword that had made them the conquerors of the world. The Roman eagles were carried ahead by two standard-bearers, who chanted a hymn to Mars, while the classic warriors marched with the serious and proud stride of men aiming for total domination.
The third quadrille represented the Saxons, clad in the bearskins which they had brought with them from the German forests, and bearing in their hands the redoubtable battle-axes which made such havoc among the natives of Britain. They were preceded by two Scalds, who chanted the praises of Odin.
The third quadrille showcased the Saxons, dressed in the bearskins they had brought from the German forests, and holding the formidable battle-axes that wreaked havoc among the native Britons. They were led by two Scalds, who sang praises to Odin.
Last came the knightly Normans, in their mail-shirts and hoods of steel, with all the panoply of chivalry, and marshalled by two Minstrels, who sang of war and ladies' love.
Last came the knightly Normans, in their chainmail and steel hoods, with all the trappings of chivalry, and led by two Minstrels, who sang of war and the love of ladies.
These four bands entered the spacious hall with the utmost order, a short pause being made, that the spectators might satisfy their curiosity as to each quadrille before the appearance of the next. They then marched completely round the hall, in order the more fully to display themselves, regulating their steps to organs, shalms, hautboys, and virginals, the music of the Lord Leicester's household. At length the four quadrilles of maskers, ranging their torch-bearers behind them, drew up in their several ranks on the two opposite sides of the hall, so that the Romans confronting the Britons, and the Saxons the Normans, seemed to look on each other with eyes of wonder, which presently appeared to kindle into anger, expressed by menacing gestures. At the burst of a strain of martial music from the gallery the maskers drew their swords on all sides, and advanced against each other in the measured steps of a sort of Pyrrhic or military dance, clashing their swords against their adversaries' shields, and clattering them against their blades as they passed each other in the progress of the dance. It was a very pleasant spectacle to see how the various bands, preserving regularity amid motions which seemed to be totally irregular, mixed together, and then disengaging themselves, resumed each their own original rank as the music varied.
These four groups entered the large hall in perfect order, taking a brief pause for the spectators to satisfy their curiosity about each quadrille before the next one arrived. They then marched fully around the hall to showcase themselves, matching their steps to the music from the Lord Leicester's household, which included organs, shalms, hautboys, and virginals. Eventually, the four quadrilles of maskers, with their torchbearers behind them, formed ranks on opposite sides of the hall, creating a scene where the Romans faced the Britons, and the Saxons faced the Normans, gazing at each other in wonder that soon sparked into anger, expressed through threatening gestures. As a burst of martial music played from the gallery, the maskers drew their swords from all sides and advanced against each other with the measured steps of a kind of Pyrrhic or military dance, clashing their swords against each other's shields and making noise as they brushed past in the dance. It was a delightful sight to see how the different groups maintained order amidst movements that seemed completely chaotic, mixing together and then breaking apart to return to their original ranks as the music changed.
In this symbolical dance were represented the conflicts which had taken place among the various nations which had anciently inhabited Britain.
In this symbolic dance, the struggles among the different nations that once inhabited Britain were depicted.
At length, after many mazy evolutions, which afforded great pleasure to the spectators, the sound of a loud-voiced trumpet was heard, as if it blew for instant battle, or for victory won. The maskers instantly ceased their mimic strife, and collecting themselves under their original leaders, or presenters, for such was the appropriate phrase, seemed to share the anxious expectation which the spectators experienced concerning what was next to appear.
At last, after many intricate maneuvers that delighted the audience, a loud trumpet blast rang out, as if signaling an immediate battle or celebrating a victory. The performers quickly stopped their mock fighting and gathered again under their original leaders or presenters, as that was the right term, sharing in the eager anticipation that the audience felt about what would happen next.
The doors of the hall were thrown wide, and no less a person entered than the fiend-born Merlin, dressed in a strange and mystical attire, suited to his ambiguous birth and magical power.
The doors of the hall swung open, and none other than the devil-born Merlin walked in, dressed in an unusual and mystical outfit that matched his mysterious origins and magical abilities.
About him and behind him fluttered or gambolled many extraordinary forms, intended to represent the spirits who waited to do his powerful bidding; and so much did this part of the pageant interest the menials and others of the lower class then in the Castle, that many of them forgot even the reverence due to the Queen's presence, so far as to thrust themselves into the lower part of the hall.
About him and behind him, many incredible figures fluttered or danced, meant to symbolize the spirits ready to carry out his powerful commands; this part of the spectacle fascinated the servants and others from the lower class in the Castle so much that many of them completely forgot to show the respect expected in the Queen's presence, pushing themselves into the lower section of the hall.
The Earl of Leicester, seeing his officers had some difficulty to repel these intruders, without more disturbance than was fitting where the Queen was in presence, arose and went himself to the bottom of the hall; Elizabeth, at the same time, with her usual feeling for the common people, requesting that they might be permitted to remain undisturbed to witness the pageant. Leicester went under this pretext; but his real motive was to gain a moment to himself, and to relieve his mind, were it but for one instant, from the dreadful task of hiding, under the guise of gaiety and gallantry, the lacerating pangs of shame, anger, remorse, and thirst for vengeance. He imposed silence by his look and sign upon the vulgar crowd at the lower end of the apartment; but instead of instantly returning to wait on her Majesty, he wrapped his cloak around him, and mixing with the crowd, stood in some degree an undistinguished spectator of the progress of the masque.
The Earl of Leicester, noticing that his officers were struggling to fend off these intruders without causing too much disruption in the Queen's presence, stood up and made his way to the end of the hall. At the same time, Elizabeth, showing her usual concern for the common people, asked that they be allowed to stay and watch the performance without being disturbed. Leicester used this as an excuse, but his true reason was to find a moment of solitude, if only for an instant, to escape the unbearable burden of concealing, beneath a facade of cheerfulness and charm, the intense feelings of shame, anger, regret, and desire for revenge. He signaled for silence with just a look and gesture to the common crowd at the far end of the room; yet instead of returning immediately to attend to her Majesty, he wrapped his cloak around himself and blended into the crowd, becoming somewhat of an unnoticed observer of the masque's unfolding.
Merlin having entered, and advanced into the midst of the hall, summoned the presenters of the contending bands around him by a wave of his magical rod, and announced to them, in a poetical speech, that the isle of Britain was now commanded by a Royal Maiden, to whom it was the will of fate that they should all do homage, and request of her to pronounce on the various pretensions which each set forth to be esteemed the pre-eminent stock, from which the present natives, the happy subjects of that angelical Princess, derived their lineage.
Merlin entered and stepped into the center of the hall, summoning the leaders of the competing groups around him with a wave of his magical staff. He announced to them, in a poetic speech, that the island of Britain was now ruled by a Royal Maiden, and it was fate's will that they all pay their respects to her and request her judgment on the various claims each group made to be the distinguished ancestry from which the current residents, the fortunate subjects of that angelic Princess, originated.
In obedience to this mandate, the bands, each moving to solemn music, passed in succession before Elizabeth, doing her, as they passed, each after the fashion of the people whom they represented, the lowest and most devotional homage, which she returned with the same gracious courtesy that had marked her whole conduct since she came to Kenilworth.
In following this order, the groups, each moving to solemn music, passed in line before Elizabeth, paying her the deepest and most respectful tribute in the way that characterized the people they represented. She responded with the same gracious courtesy that had marked her behavior since her arrival at Kenilworth.
The presenters of the several masques or quadrilles then alleged, each in behalf of his own troop, the reasons which they had for claiming pre-eminence over the rest; and when they had been all heard in turn, she returned them this gracious answer: “That she was sorry she was not better qualified to decide upon the doubtful question which had been propounded to her by the direction of the famous Merlin, but that it seemed to her that no single one of these celebrated nations could claim pre-eminence over the others, as having most contributed to form the Englishman of her own time, who unquestionably derived from each of them some worthy attribute of his character. Thus,” she said, “the Englishman had from the ancient Briton his bold and tameless spirit of freedom; from the Roman his disciplined courage in war, with his love of letters and civilization in time of peace; from the Saxon his wise and equitable laws; and from the chivalrous Norman his love of honour and courtesy, with his generous desire for glory.”
The presenters of the different masques or quadrilles each argued, on behalf of their own group, why they deserved to be seen as superior to the others. After everyone had spoken in turn, she graciously responded: “I regret that I'm not better equipped to settle the question posed to me by the great Merlin, but it seems to me that no one of these esteemed nations can claim superiority over the others in shaping the Englishman of my time. Undeniably, he has taken a valuable trait from each of them. Thus,” she said, “the Englishman inherited from the ancient Briton his bold and untamed spirit of freedom; from the Roman his disciplined courage in battle, along with his appreciation for knowledge and civilization in peacetime; from the Saxon his wise and fair laws; and from the chivalrous Norman his love of honor and courtesy, along with his noble pursuit of glory.”
Merlin answered with readiness that it did indeed require that so many choice qualities should meet in the English, as might render them in some measure the muster of the perfections of other nations, since that alone could render them in some degree deserving of the blessings they enjoyed under the reign of England's Elizabeth.
Merlin readily replied that it truly required many great qualities to come together in the English, which would make them somewhat deserving of the perfections found in other nations, since that alone could make them partly worthy of the blessings they enjoyed during Queen Elizabeth of England's reign.
The music then sounded, and the quadrilles, together with Merlin and his assistants, had begun to remove from the crowded hall, when Leicester, who was, as we have mentioned, stationed for the moment near the bottom of the hall, and consequently engaged in some degree in the crowd, felt himself pulled by the cloak, while a voice whispered in his ear, “My Lord, I do desire some instant conference with you.”
The music started playing, and the quadrilles, along with Merlin and his helpers, began to leave the packed hall. Leicester, who was, as we mentioned, standing near the back of the hall and thus somewhat caught up in the crowd, felt someone tug on his cloak. A voice whispered in his ear, “My Lord, I need to talk to you right away.”
CHAPTER XXXVIII.
How is't with me, when every noise appals me? —MACBETH.
How is it with me when every sound scares me? —MACBETH.
“I desire some conference with you.” The words were simple in themselves, but Lord Leicester was in that alarmed and feverish state of mind when the most ordinary occurrences seem fraught with alarming import; and he turned hastily round to survey the person by whom they had been spoken. There was nothing remarkable in the speaker's appearance, which consisted of a black silk doublet and short mantle, with a black vizard on his face; for it appeared he had been among the crowd of masks who had thronged into the hall in the retinue of Merlin, though he did not wear any of the extravagant disguises by which most of them were distinguished.
“I need to talk to you.” The words were simple, but Lord Leicester was in such an anxious and restless state of mind that even the most ordinary things felt incredibly significant. He quickly turned to look at the person who had spoken. There was nothing unusual about the speaker's appearance; he wore a black silk doublet and a short cloak, with a black mask covering his face. It seemed he had been part of the crowd of masked guests who had rushed into the hall with Merlin, although he wasn't wearing any of the outrageous costumes that most of them had.
“Who are you, or what do you want with me?” said Leicester, not without betraying, by his accents, the hurried state of his spirits.
“Who are you, and what do you want from me?” Leicester asked, his tone revealing that he was feeling rushed and anxious.
“No evil, my lord,” answered the mask, “but much good and honour, if you will rightly understand my purpose. But I must speak with you more privately.”
“No evil, my lord,” answered the mask, “but a lot of good and honor, if you will understand my purpose correctly. But I need to talk with you more privately.”
“I can speak with no nameless stranger,” answered Leicester, dreading he knew not precisely what from the request of the stranger; “and those who are known to me must seek another and a fitter time to ask an interview.”
“I can’t talk to a stranger,” replied Leicester, fearing what the stranger might want; “and those I know should find another, more suitable time to request a meeting.”
He would have hurried away, but the mask still detained him.
He would have rushed away, but the mask still held him back.
“Those who talk to your lordship of what your own honour demands have a right over your time, whatever occupations you may lay aside in order to indulge them.”
“Those who speak to you about what your honor requires have a claim on your time, no matter what tasks you put aside to indulge them.”
“How! my honour? Who dare impeach it?” said Leicester.
“How! My honor? Who dares to challenge it?” said Leicester.
“Your own conduct alone can furnish grounds for accusing it, my lord, and it is that topic on which I would speak with you.”
“Your own actions alone can provide a basis for accusing it, my lord, and that is the subject I would like to discuss with you.”
“You are insolent,” said Leicester, “and abuse the hospitable license of the time, which prevents me from having you punished. I demand your name!”
“You're being rude,” Leicester said, “and taking advantage of the hospitality of the moment, which stops me from having you punished. I want your name!”
“Edmund Tressilian of Cornwall,” answered the mask. “My tongue has been bound by a promise for four-and-twenty hours. The space is passed,—I now speak, and do your lordship the justice to address myself first to you.”
“Edmund Tressilian of Cornwall,” replied the mask. “I’ve been sworn to silence for twenty-four hours. That time is up—I can speak now, and I want to do your lordship the honor of addressing you first.”
The thrill of astonishment which had penetrated to Leicester's very heart at hearing that name pronounced by the voice of the man he most detested, and by whom he conceived himself so deeply injured, at first rendered him immovable, but instantly gave way to such a thirst for revenge as the pilgrim in the desert feels for the water-brooks. He had but sense and self-government enough left to prevent his stabbing to the heart the audacious villain, who, after the ruin he had brought upon him, dared, with such unmoved assurance, thus to practise upon him further. Determined to suppress for the moment every symptom of agitation, in order to perceive the full scope of Tressilian's purpose, as well as to secure his own vengeance, he answered in a tone so altered by restrained passion as scarce to be intelligible, “And what does Master Edmund Tressilian require at my hand?”
The shock that hit Leicester deep in his core upon hearing that name spoken by the man he hated most, the one he felt had wronged him so profoundly, initially froze him in place. But that quickly turned into an intense desire for revenge, like a traveler in the desert craves water. He had just enough composure and self-control to stop himself from stabbing the arrogant villain who, after all the damage he had caused, dared to manipulate him any further. Determined to hide any signs of his agitation for the moment, so he could fully understand Tressilian's intent and secure his own revenge, he replied in a voice so affected by suppressed anger that it was barely understandable, "And what does Master Edmund Tressilian want from me?"
“Justice, my lord,” answered Tressilian, calmly but firmly.
“Justice, my lord,” Tressilian replied, calm but assertive.
“Justice,” said Leicester, “all men are entitled to. YOU, Master Tressilian, are peculiarly so, and be assured you shall have it.”
“Justice,” said Leicester, “everyone is entitled to it. YOU, Master Tressilian, especially deserve it, and rest assured, you will receive it.”
“I expect nothing less from your nobleness,” answered Tressilian; “but time presses, and I must speak with you to-night. May I wait on you in your chamber?”
“I expect nothing less from your nobility,” answered Tressilian; “but time is short, and I need to talk to you tonight. Can I wait for you in your room?”
“No,” answered Leicester sternly, “not under a roof, and that roof mine own. We will meet under the free cope of heaven.”
“No,” Leicester replied firmly, “not under a roof, especially not one that belongs to me. We will meet under the open sky.”
“You are discomposed or displeased, my lord,” replied Tressilian; “yet there is no occasion for distemperature. The place is equal to me, so you allow me one half-hour of your time uninterrupted.”
“You seem upset or unhappy, my lord,” Tressilian replied; “but there’s no reason to be agitated. The setting is fine for me, as long as you give me a half-hour of your time without interruptions.”
“A shorter time will, I trust, suffice,” answered Leicester. “Meet me in the Pleasance when the Queen has retired to her chamber.”
“A shorter time should work, I hope,” replied Leicester. “Meet me in the Pleasance when the Queen has gone to her room.”
“Enough,” said Tressilian, and withdrew; while a sort of rapture seemed for the moment to occupy the mind of Leicester.
“Enough,” said Tressilian, and stepped back; while a feeling of exhilaration appeared to occupy Leicester's mind for the moment.
“Heaven,” he said, “is at last favourable to me, and has put within my reach the wretch who has branded me with this deep ignominy—who has inflicted on me this cruel agony. I will blame fate no more, since I am afforded the means of tracing the wiles by which he means still further to practise on me, and then of at once convicting and punishing his villainy. To my task—to my task! I will not sink under it now, since midnight, at farthest, will bring me vengeance.”
“Heaven,” he said, “has finally smiled upon me and has brought within my reach the person who has marked me with this deep shame—who has caused me this terrible pain. I won't blame fate anymore, since I now have the means to uncover the tricks he plans to use against me, and then to immediately expose and punish his wrongdoing. To my task—to my task! I won’t let myself falter now, since midnight at the latest will bring me my revenge.”
While these reflections thronged through Leicester's mind, he again made his way amid the obsequious crowd, which divided to give him passage, and resumed his place, envied and admired, beside the person of his Sovereign. But could the bosom of him thus admired and envied have been laid open before the inhabitants of that crowded hall, with all its dark thoughts of guilty ambition, blighted affection, deep vengeance, and conscious sense of meditated cruelty, crossing each other like spectres in the circle of some foul enchantress, which of them, from the most ambitious noble in the courtly circle down to the most wretched menial who lived by shifting of trenchers, would have desired to change characters with the favourite of Elizabeth, and the Lord of Kenilworth?
While these thoughts swirled in Leicester's mind, he navigated through the fawning crowd, which parted to let him through, and took his place, envied and admired, next to his Sovereign. But if the heart of the one so admired and envied could be exposed before the people in that packed hall, revealing all its dark thoughts of guilty ambition, shattered love, deep vengeance, and awareness of planned cruelty, crossing each other like ghosts in the circle of some wicked enchantress, who among them, from the most ambitious noble in the court to the most miserable servant living by serving scraps, would have wanted to swap places with the favorite of Elizabeth and the Lord of Kenilworth?
New tortures awaited him as soon as he had rejoined Elizabeth.
New tortures awaited him as soon as he rejoined Elizabeth.
“You come in time, my lord,” she said, “to decide a dispute between us ladies. Here has Sir Richard Varney asked our permission to depart from the Castle with his infirm lady, having, as he tells us, your lordship's consent to his absence, so he can obtain ours. Certes, we have no will to withhold him from the affectionate charge of this poor young person; but you are to know that Sir Richard Varney hath this day shown himself so much captivated with these ladies of ours, that here is our Duchess of Rutland says he will carry his poor insane wife no farther than the lake, plunge her in to tenant the crystal palaces that the enchanted nymph told us of, and return a jolly widower, to dry his tears and to make up the loss among our train. How say you, my lord? We have seen Varney under two or three different guises—you know what are his proper attributes—think you he is capable of playing his lady such a knave's trick?”
“You’ve arrived just in time, my lord,” she said, “to settle a disagreement between us ladies. Sir Richard Varney has asked for our permission to leave the Castle with his sick wife, claiming, as he tells us, that he has your lordship’s approval for his absence, so he can get ours. Indeed, we have no desire to keep him from taking care of this poor young woman; however, you should know that today, Sir Richard Varney has shown himself to be so enchanted by our ladies that our Duchess of Rutland says he intends to take his poor insane wife no further than the lake, immerse her to inhabit the crystal palaces that the enchanted nymph mentioned, and return a carefree widower, ready to dry his tears and make up for his loss among our company. What do you think, my lord? We’ve seen Varney in two or three different roles—you know what his true traits are—do you believe he’s capable of pulling such a trick on his wife?”
Leicester was confounded, but the danger was urgent, and a reply absolutely necessary. “The ladies,” he said, “think too lightly of one of their own sex, in supposing she could deserve such a fate; or too ill of ours, to think it could be inflicted upon an innocent female.”
Leicester was baffled, but the danger was pressing, and a response was essential. "The ladies," he said, "underestimate one of their own by thinking she could deserve such a fate, or they think too poorly of us to believe it could happen to an innocent woman."
“Hear him, my ladies,” said Elizabeth; “like all his sex, he would excuse their cruelty by imputing fickleness to us.”
“Hear him, ladies,” said Elizabeth; “like all men, he would justify their cruelty by blaming our fickleness.”
“Say not US, madam,” replied the Earl. “We say that meaner women, like the lesser lights of heaven, have revolutions and phases; but who shall impute mutability to the sun, or to Elizabeth?”
“Don't say 'us,' madam,” replied the Earl. “We say that lesser women, like the minor stars in the sky, have their ups and downs; but who would accuse the sun, or Elizabeth, of changing?”
The discourse presently afterwards assumed a less perilous tendency, and Leicester continued to support his part in it with spirit, at whatever expense of mental agony. So pleasing did it seem to Elizabeth, that the Castle bell had sounded midnight ere she retired from the company, a circumstance unusual in her quiet and regular habits of disposing of time. Her departure was, of course, the signal for breaking up the company, who dispersed to their several places of repose, to dream over the pastimes of the day, or to anticipate those of the morrow.
The conversation took a less dangerous turn, and Leicester kept engaging in it energetically, no matter how much mental stress it caused him. Elizabeth found it so enjoyable that the Castle bell rang midnight before she left the group, which was unusual for her typically quiet and orderly routine. Her leaving was, of course, the signal for everyone to break up and head to their own sleeping quarters, either to reflect on the day's fun or to look forward to tomorrow's activities.
The unfortunate Lord of the Castle, and founder of the proud festival, retired to far different thoughts. His direction to the valet who attended him was to send Varney instantly to his apartment. The messenger returned after some delay, and informed him that an hour had elapsed since Sir Richard Varney had left the Castle by the postern gate with three other persons, one of whom was transported in a horse-litter.
The unfortunate Lord of the Castle, who started the grand festival, fell into very different thoughts. He told the servant with him to send Varney to his room right away. The messenger came back after a bit and reported that an hour had passed since Sir Richard Varney had left the Castle through the back gate with three other people, one of whom was being carried in a horse-drawn litter.
“How came he to leave the Castle after the watch was set?” said Leicester. “I thought he went not till daybreak.”
“How did he leave the Castle after the watch was set?” said Leicester. “I thought he didn’t leave until daybreak.”
“He gave satisfactory reasons, as I understand,” said the domestic, “to the guard, and, as I hear, showed your lordship's signet—”
“He provided good reasons, as I understand,” said the servant, “to the guard, and, from what I've heard, displayed your lordship's signet—”
“True—true,” said the Earl; “yet he has been hasty. Do any of his attendants remain behind?”
“True—true,” said the Earl; “but he has been quick to act. Do any of his attendants stay behind?”
“Michael Lambourne, my lord,” said the valet, “was not to be found when Sir Richard Varney departed, and his master was much incensed at his absence. I saw him but now saddling his horse to gallop after his master.”
“Michael Lambourne, my lord,” said the valet, “was missing when Sir Richard Varney left, and his master was quite angry about his absence. I just saw him getting his horse ready to ride after his master.”
“Bid him come hither instantly,” said Leicester; “I have a message to his master.”
“Tell him to come here right away,” said Leicester; “I have a message for his boss.”
The servant left the apartment, and Leicester traversed it for some time in deep meditation. “Varney is over-zealous,” he said, “over-pressing. He loves me, I think; but he hath his own ends to serve, and he is inexorable in pursuit of them. If I rise, he rises; and he hath shown himself already but too, eager to rid me of this obstacle which seems to stand betwixt me and sovereignty. Yet I will not stoop to bear this disgrace. She shall be punished, but it shall be more advisedly. I already feel, even in anticipation, that over-haste would light the flames of hell in my bosom. No—one victim is enough at once, and that victim already waits me.”
The servant left the apartment, and Leicester paced around for a while, lost in thought. “Varney is too eager,” he said, “too pushy. I think he cares for me, but he has his own agenda, and he is relentless in pursuing it. If I succeed, he succeeds; and he has already shown himself all too ready to get rid of this obstacle that stands between me and power. Still, I won’t lower myself to accept this humiliation. She will face consequences, but it will be more calculated. I can already sense that acting too quickly would ignite the flames of anger within me. No—one victim is enough at a time, and that victim is already waiting for me.”
He seized upon writing materials, and hastily traced these words:—
He grabbed some writing materials and quickly wrote down these words:—
“Sir Richard Varney, we have resolved to defer the matter entrusted to your care, and strictly command you to proceed no further in relation to our Countess until our further order. We also command your instant return to Kenilworth as soon as you have safely bestowed that with which you are entrusted. But if the safe-placing of your present charge shall detain you longer than we think for, we command you in that case to send back our signet-ring by a trusty and speedy messenger, we having present need of the same. And requiring your strict obedience in these things, and commending you to God's keeping, we rest your assured good friend and master,
“Sir Richard Varney, we have decided to hold off on the matter you’ve been given, and we strictly instruct you to take no further action regarding our Countess until we tell you to do so. We also require that you return to Kenilworth immediately after you’ve safely taken care of your current task. However, if dealing with your charge takes longer than we expect, we instruct you to send back our signet ring with a reliable and fast messenger, as we need it urgently. We expect your full compliance with these instructions, and we commend you to God’s protection. We remain your loyal friend and master,
“R. LEICESTER.
R. Leicester.
“Given at our Castle of Kenilworth, the tenth of July, in the year of Salvation one thousand five hundred and seventy-five.”
“Given at our Castle of Kenilworth, July 10th, in the year of our Lord 1575.”
As Leicester had finished and sealed this mandate, Michael Lambourne, booted up to mid-thigh, having his riding-cloak girthed around him with a broad belt, and a felt cap on his head, like that of a courier, entered his apartment, ushered in by the valet.
As Leicester wrapped up and finalized this task, Michael Lambourne, his boots reaching mid-thigh, with his riding cloak fastened around him by a wide belt and a felt cap on his head, similar to that of a messenger, walked into his room, escorted by the valet.
“What is thy capacity of service?” said the Earl.
“What is your capacity for service?” said the Earl.
“Equerry to your lordship's master of the horse,” answered Lambourne, with his customary assurance.
“Equerry to your lordship's master of the horse,” replied Lambourne, with his usual confidence.
“Tie up thy saucy tongue, sir,” said Leicester; “the jests that may suit Sir Richard Varney's presence suit not mine. How soon wilt thou overtake thy master?”
“Tie up your sassy tongue, sir,” said Leicester; “the jokes that might be fine for Sir Richard Varney don’t suit me. How soon will you catch up with your master?”
“In one hour's riding, my lord, if man and horse hold good,” said Lambourne, with an instant alteration of demeanour, from an approach to familiarity to the deepest respect. The Earl measured him with his eye from top to toe.
“In one hour's riding, my lord, if both man and horse are up for it,” said Lambourne, instantly shifting from a casual tone to one of deep respect. The Earl looked him over from head to toe.
“I have heard of thee,” he said “men say thou art a prompt fellow in thy service, but too much given to brawling and to wassail to be trusted with things of moment.”
“I’ve heard about you,” he said. “People say you’re quick to help, but you’re also known for fighting and partying too much to be trusted with important matters.”
“My lord,” said Lambourne, “I have been soldier, sailor, traveller, and adventurer; and these are all trades in which men enjoy to-day, because they have no surety of to-morrow. But though I may misuse mine own leisure, I have never neglected the duty I owe my master.”
“My lord,” said Lambourne, “I have been a soldier, sailor, traveler, and adventurer; and these are all jobs that people enjoy today because they have no guarantee of tomorrow. But even if I may waste my own free time, I have never neglected the duty I owe to my master.”
“See that it be so in this instance,” said Leicester, “and it shall do thee good. Deliver this letter speedily and carefully into Sir Richard Varney's hands.”
“Make sure it happens this way,” said Leicester, “and it will benefit you. Get this letter to Sir Richard Varney quickly and safely.”
“Does my commission reach no further?” said Lambourne.
“Does my commission go no further?” said Lambourne.
“No,” answered Leicester; “but it deeply concerns me that it be carefully as well as hastily executed.”
“No,” Leicester replied; “but I'm really concerned that it is carried out carefully as well as quickly.”
“I will spare neither care nor horse-flesh,” answered Lambourne, and immediately took his leave.
“I won’t hold back on either effort or resources,” Lambourne replied, and then he quickly left.
“So, this is the end of my private audience, from which I hoped so much!” he muttered to himself, as he went through the long gallery, and down the back staircase. “Cogs bones! I thought the Earl had wanted a cast of mine office in some secret intrigue, and it all ends in carrying a letter! Well, his pleasure shall be done, however; and as his lordship well says, it may do me good another time. The child must creep ere he walk, and so must your infant courtier. I will have a look into this letter, however, which he hath sealed so sloven-like.” Having accomplished this, he clapped his hands together in ecstasy, exclaiming, “The Countess the Countess! I have the secret that shall make or mar me.—But come forth, Bayard,” he added, leading his horse into the courtyard, “for your flanks and my spurs must be presently acquainted.”
“So, this is the end of my private meeting, from which I expected so much!” he muttered to himself, as he walked through the long gallery and down the back staircase. “Cogs bones! I thought the Earl wanted me for some secret scheme, and it all ends with me just delivering a letter! Well, his wishes shall be honored, though; and as his lordship says, it might benefit me next time. The child must crawl before he walks, and so must your novice courtier. I’ll take a look at this letter anyway, which he sealed up so carelessly.” Once he did this, he clapped his hands together in excitement, exclaiming, “The Countess! The Countess! I have the secret that will make or break me.—But come on, Bayard,” he added, bringing his horse into the courtyard, “for your sides and my spurs need to get acquainted soon.”
Lambourne mounted, accordingly, and left the Castle by the postern gate, where his free passage was permitted, in consequence of a message to that effect left by Sir Richard Varney.
Lambourne got on his horse and exited the Castle through the back gate, where he was allowed to pass freely because of a message from Sir Richard Varney.
As soon as Lambourne and the valet had left the apartment, Leicester proceeded to change his dress for a very plain one, threw his mantle around him, and taking a lamp in his hand, went by the private passage of communication to a small secret postern door which opened into the courtyard, near to the entrance of the Pleasance. His reflections were of a more calm and determined character than they had been at any late period, and he endeavoured to claim, even in his own eyes, the character of a man more sinned against than sinning.
As soon as Lambourne and the valet left the apartment, Leicester changed into a simple outfit, wrapped his cloak around him, and took a lamp in hand. He went through a private passage to a small hidden door that opened into the courtyard, close to the entrance of the Pleasance. His thoughts were calmer and more resolute than they had been lately, and he tried to see himself as a man who was more wronged than wrongdoer.
“I have suffered the deepest injury,” such was the tenor of his meditations, “yet I have restricted the instant revenge which was in my power, and have limited it to that which is manly and noble. But shall the union which this false woman has this day disgraced remain an abiding fetter on me, to check me in the noble career to which my destinies invite me? No; there are other means of disengaging such ties, without unloosing the cords of life. In the sight of God, I am no longer bound by the union she has broken. Kingdoms shall divide us, oceans roll betwixt us, and their waves, whose abysses have swallowed whole navies, shall be the sole depositories of the deadly mystery.”
“I have endured the worst kind of hurt,” he thought, “yet I have held back the immediate revenge I could have taken and have focused only on what is honorable and dignified. But will the bond that this deceitful woman has tarnished today continue to be a burdensome chain that keeps me from the admirable path my fate has set for me? No; there are other ways to break such ties without taking a life. In the eyes of God, I am no longer tied to the bond she has shattered. Kingdoms will separate us, oceans will roll between us, and their waves, which have consumed entire fleets, will be the only keepers of this deadly secret.”
By such a train of argument did Leicester labour to reconcile his conscience to the prosecution of plans of vengeance, so hastily adopted, and of schemes of ambition, which had become so woven in with every purpose and action of his life that he was incapable of the effort of relinquishing them, until his revenge appeared to him to wear a face of justice, and even of generous moderation.
Leicester struggled to justify his conscience in pursuing revenge, which he had quickly decided on, and ambitious plans that were so intertwined with everything he did that he couldn’t bring himself to let them go until his desire for revenge seemed like it was justified and even fair.
In this mood the vindictive and ambitious Earl entered the superb precincts of the Pleasance, then illumined by the full moon. The broad, yellow light was reflected on all sides from the white freestone, of which the pavement, balustrades, and architectural ornaments of the place were constructed; and not a single fleecy cloud was visible in the azure sky, so that the scene was nearly as light as if the sun had but just left the horizon. The numerous statues of white marble glimmered in the pale light like so many sheeted ghosts just arisen from their sepulchres, and the fountains threw their jets into the air as if they sought that their waters should be brightened by the moonbeams ere they fell down again upon their basins in showers of sparkling silver. The day had been sultry, and the gentle night-breeze which sighed along the terrace of the Pleasance raised not a deeper breath than the fan in the hand of youthful beauty. The bird of summer night had built many a nest in the bowers of the adjacent garden, and the tenants now indemnified themselves for silence during the day by a full chorus of their own unrivalled warblings, now joyous, now pathetic, now united, now responsive to each other, as if to express their delight in the placid and delicious scene to which they poured their melody.
In this mood, the vengeful and ambitious Earl entered the beautiful grounds of the Pleasance, which were illuminated by the full moon. The broad, golden light reflected off the white freestone used for the pavement, railings, and architectural features of the area, and there wasn't a single fluffy cloud in the clear sky, making the scene almost as bright as if the sun had just set. The numerous white marble statues shone in the soft light like ghostly figures just emerging from their graves, and the fountains sprayed water into the air as if trying to catch the moonlight before it fell back into their basins in sparkling silver showers. The day had been hot, and the gentle night breeze that whispered along the terrace of the Pleasance was no more than a soft breath, like a fan in the hand of a young woman. The nighttime birds had built many nests in the nearby garden, and now they compensated for their daytime silence with a rich chorus of their unparalleled songs—sometimes joyful, sometimes sorrowful, sometimes combined, sometimes calling back to each other—as if to show their delight in the calm and lovely scene that inspired their melodies.
Musing on matters far different from the fall of waters, the gleam of moonlight, or the song of the nightingale, the stately Leicester walked slowly from the one end of the terrace to the other, his cloak wrapped around him, and his sword under his arm, without seeing anything resembling the human form.
Mulling over concerns far removed from the sound of cascading water, the shine of moonlight, or the melody of a nightingale, the dignified Leicester strolled slowly from one end of the terrace to the other, his cloak wrapped around him and his sword tucked under his arm, oblivious to any sign of human presence.
“I have been fooled by my own generosity,” he said, “if I have suffered the villain to escape me—ay, and perhaps to go to the rescue of the adulteress, who is so poorly guarded.”
“I’ve been tricked by my own kindness,” he said, “if I’ve allowed the villain to get away—yeah, and maybe even go to save the cheating woman, who is so badly protected.”
These were his thoughts, which were instantly dispelled when, turning to look back towards the entrance, he saw a human form advancing slowly from the portico, and darkening the various objects with its shadow, as passing them successively, in its approach towards him.
These were his thoughts, which quickly vanished when he turned to look back at the entrance and saw a person slowly walking from the portico, casting a shadow over the various objects as they moved closer to him.
“Shall I strike ere I again hear his detested voice?” was Leicester's thought, as he grasped the hilt of the sword. “But no! I will see which way his vile practice tends. I will watch, disgusting as it is, the coils and mazes of the loathsome snake, ere I put forth my strength and crush him.”
“Should I strike before I hear his hated voice again?” Leicester thought as he gripped the sword's hilt. “But no! I’ll see where his disgusting scheming leads. I’ll observe, as repulsive as it is, the twists and turns of the vile snake before I use my strength to crush him.”
His hand quitted the sword-hilt, and he advanced slowly towards Tressilian, collecting, for their meeting, all the self-possession he could command, until they came front to front with each other.
His hand released the sword handle, and he walked slowly towards Tressilian, gathering all the composure he could muster for their encounter until they faced each other directly.
Tressilian made a profound reverence, to which the Earl replied with a haughty inclination of the head, and the words, “You sought secret conference with me, sir; I am here, and attentive.”
Tressilian bowed deeply, to which the Earl responded with a proud nod of his head and said, "You wanted a private meeting with me, sir; I'm here and ready to listen."
“My lord,” said Tressilian, “I am so earnest in that which I have to say, and so desirous to find a patient, nay, a favourable hearing, that I will stoop to exculpate myself from whatever might prejudice your lordship against me. You think me your enemy?”
“My lord,” Tressilian said, “I am so sincere about what I need to say and so eager to find a listening ear, even a kind one, that I will lower myself to clear my name from anything that might make your lordship judge me unfairly. Do you believe I am your enemy?”
“Have I not some apparent cause?” answered Leicester, perceiving that Tressilian paused for a reply.
“Do I not have some clear reason?” replied Leicester, noticing that Tressilian had stopped to respond.
“You do me wrong, my lord. I am a friend, but neither a dependant nor partisan, of the Earl of Sussex, whom courtiers call your rival; and it is some considerable time since I ceased to consider either courts or court intrigues as suited to my temper or genius.”
“You're treating me unfairly, my lord. I’m a friend, but I’m neither a follower nor an ally of the Earl of Sussex, who courtiers refer to as your rival; and it's been quite a while since I stopped thinking courts or court politics were right for my character or talents.”
“No doubt, sir,” answered Leicester “there are other occupations more worthy a scholar, and for such the world holds Master Tressilian. Love has his intrigues as well as ambition.”
“No doubt, sir,” answered Leicester, “there are other pursuits more fitting for a scholar, and for such the world recognizes Master Tressilian. Love has its intrigues just like ambition.”
“I perceive, my lord,” replied Tressilian, “you give much weight to my early attachment for the unfortunate young person of whom I am about to speak, and perhaps think I am prosecuting her cause out of rivalry, more than a sense of justice.”
“I understand, my lord,” Tressilian replied, “that you place a lot of importance on my early feelings for the unfortunate young woman I’m about to discuss, and you might think I’m pursuing her case out of rivalry rather than a sense of justice.”
“No matter for my thoughts, sir,” said the Earl; “proceed. You have as yet spoken of yourself only—an important and worthy subject doubtless, but which, perhaps, does not altogether so deeply concern me that I should postpone my repose to hear it. Spare me further prelude, sir, and speak to the purpose if indeed you have aught to say that concerns me. When you have done, I, in my turn, have something to communicate.”
“Don’t worry about my thoughts, sir,” said the Earl; “go ahead. You’ve only talked about yourself so far—an important and interesting topic, for sure, but maybe not one that concerns me enough to interrupt my rest for it. Please skip the extra buildup, sir, and get to the point if you have anything to say that relates to me. Once you’re done, I have something to share as well.”
“I will speak, then, without further prelude, my lord,” answered Tressilian, “having to say that which, as it concerns your lordship's honour, I am confident you will not think your time wasted in listening to. I have to request an account from your lordship of the unhappy Amy Robsart, whose history is too well known to you. I regret deeply that I did not at once take this course, and make yourself judge between me and the villain by whom she is injured. My lord, she extricated herself from an unlawful and most perilous state of confinement, trusting to the effects of her own remonstrance upon her unworthy husband, and extorted from me a promise that I would not interfere in her behalf until she had used her own efforts to have her rights acknowledged by him.”
“I will speak now, without any more introductions, my lord,” Tressilian replied, “because I have something to say that I’m sure you won’t think is a waste of your time, given its importance to your honor. I need to ask you about the unfortunate Amy Robsart, whose story you already know well. I deeply regret not taking this step sooner and allowing you to judge between me and the scoundrel who has wronged her. My lord, she managed to escape from an unlawful and very dangerous situation, relying on the hope that she could convince her unworthy husband herself, and she got me to promise not to intervene on her behalf until she had tried to get her rights recognized by him.”
“Ha,” said Leicester, “remember you to whom you speak?”
“Ha,” said Leicester, “do you remember who you're talking to?”
“I speak of her unworthy husband, my lord,” repeated Tressilian, “and my respect can find no softer language. The unhappy young woman is withdrawn from my knowledge, and sequestered in some secret place of this Castle—if she be not transferred to some place of seclusion better fitted for bad designs. This must be reformed, my lord—I speak it as authorized by her father—and this ill-fated marriage must be avouched and proved in the Queen's presence, and the lady placed without restraint and at her own free disposal. And permit me to say it concerns no one's honour that these most just demands of mine should be complied with so much as it does that of your lordship.”
“I’m talking about her unworthy husband, my lord,” Tressilian repeated, “and I can't soften my words any more than this. The unfortunate young woman is kept away from me and hidden somewhere in this Castle—if she hasn’t been moved to a more secluded location for worse purposes. This needs to be fixed, my lord—I say this as her father has authorized me—and this ill-fated marriage must be acknowledged and proven in front of the Queen, and the lady should be set free and allowed to make her own choices. And let me emphasize that it’s not just anyone’s honor at stake here, but yours, my lord.”
The Earl stood as if he had been petrified at the extreme coolness with which the man, whom he considered as having injured him so deeply, pleaded the cause of his criminal paramour, as if she had been an innocent woman and he a disinterested advocate; nor was his wonder lessened by the warmth with which Tressilian seemed to demand for her the rank and situation which she had disgraced, and the advantages of which she was doubtless to share with the lover who advocated her cause with such effrontery. Tressilian had been silent for more than a minute ere the Earl recovered from the excess of his astonishment; and considering the prepossessions with which his mind was occupied, there is little wonder that his passion gained the mastery of every other consideration. “I have heard you, Master Tressilian,” said he, “without interruption, and I bless God that my ears were never before made to tingle by the words of so frontless a villain. The task of chastising you is fitter for the hangman's scourge than the sword of a nobleman, but yet—Villain, draw and defend thyself!”
The Earl stood there, stunned by the total coolness with which the man he believed had hurt him so deeply was defending his criminal lover, as if she were an innocent woman and he a neutral lawyer. His surprise was only intensified by the way Tressilian passionately demanded that she regain her rank and status, benefits she would undoubtedly enjoy with the man fighting for her cause so shamelessly. Tressilian had been quiet for more than a minute before the Earl snapped out of his shock, and given the strong feelings weighing on his mind, it’s no surprise that his anger took over. “I’ve listened to you, Master Tressilian,” he said, “without interruption, and I thank God my ears have never had to suffer the words of such a brazen villain before. Punishing you is a job more suited for a hangman’s whip than the sword of a nobleman, but still—Scoundrel, draw your weapon and defend yourself!”
As he spoke the last words, he dropped his mantle on the ground, struck Tressilian smartly with his sheathed sword, and instantly drawing his rapier, put himself into a posture of assault. The vehement fury of his language at first filled Tressilian, in his turn, with surprise equal to what Leicester had felt when he addressed him. But astonishment gave place to resentment when the unmerited insults of his language were followed by a blow which immediately put to flight every thought save that of instant combat. Tressilian's sword was instantly drawn; and though perhaps somewhat inferior to Leicester in the use of the weapon, he understood it well enough to maintain the contest with great spirit, the rather that of the two he was for the time the more cool, since he could not help imputing Leicester's conduct either to actual frenzy or to the influence of some strong delusion.
As he finished speaking, he dropped his coat on the ground, hit Tressilian sharply with his sheathed sword, and quickly drew his rapier, getting into a fighting stance. The intense anger in his words initially surprised Tressilian, just as Leicester had been surprised when he confronted him. But shock quickly turned to anger when the unwarranted insults were followed by a blow, which completely drove out any thoughts other than the need for immediate combat. Tressilian immediately drew his sword, and although he might have been slightly less skilled than Leicester with the weapon, he was experienced enough to hold his ground vigorously, especially since he remained calmer than Leicester, suspecting that Leicester’s behavior was due either to real madness or to some strong delusion.
The rencontre had continued for several minutes, without either party receiving a wound, when of a sudden voices were heard beneath the portico which formed the entrance of the terrace, mingled with the steps of men advancing hastily. “We are interrupted,” said Leicester to his antagonist; “follow me.”
The encounter had gone on for several minutes, with neither side getting hurt, when suddenly voices were heard beneath the portico that led to the terrace, mixed with the hurried footsteps of men approaching. “We’re being interrupted,” Leicester said to his opponent; “follow me.”
At the same time a voice from the portico said, “The jackanape is right—they are tilting here.”
At the same time, a voice from the porch said, “The smart aleck is right—they are leaning here.”
Leicester, meanwhile, drew off Tressilian into a sort of recess behind one of the fountains, which served to conceal them, while six of the yeomen of the Queen's guard passed along the middle walk of the Pleasance, and they could hear one say to the rest, “We shall never find them to-night among all these squirting funnels, squirrel cages, and rabbit-holes; but if we light not on them before we reach the farther end, we will return, and mount a guard at the entrance, and so secure them till morning.”
Leicester, on the other hand, led Tressilian into a little alcove behind one of the fountains, which hid them from view, while six of the Queen's guards walked down the main path of the Pleasance. They heard one of them say to the others, “We’re never going to find them tonight among all these squirting fountains, squirrel cages, and rabbit holes; but if we don’t come across them before we reach the other end, we’ll head back, take up a guard at the entrance, and keep them secured until morning.”
“A proper matter,” said another, “the drawing of swords so near the Queen's presence, ay, and in her very palace as 'twere! Hang it, they must be some poor drunken game-cocks fallen to sparring—'twere pity almost we should find them—the penalty is chopping off a hand, is it not?—'twere hard to lose hand for handling a bit of steel, that comes so natural to one's gripe.”
“A serious matter,” said another, “drawing swords so close to the Queen, and in her own palace no less! Come on, they must be some foolish drunks getting into a fight—it's a shame we should catch them—the penalty is losing a hand, right?—it seems harsh to lose a hand just for grabbing a bit of steel, which feels so natural in one's grip.”
“Thou art a brawler thyself, George,” said another; “but take heed, for the law stands as thou sayest.”
“You're a fighter yourself, George,” said another; “but be careful, because the law is as you say.”
“Ay,” said the first, “an the act be not mildly construed; for thou knowest 'tis not the Queen's palace, but my Lord of Leicester's.”
“Ay,” said the first, “and the act shouldn’t be taken lightly; for you know it’s not the Queen’s palace, but my Lord of Leicester’s.”
“Why, for that matter, the penalty may be as severe,” said another “for an our gracious Mistress be Queen, as she is, God save her, my Lord of Leicester is as good as King.”
“Why, for that matter, the punishment could be just as harsh,” said another, “for our gracious Mistress is Queen, as she is, God save her; my Lord of Leicester is as good as King.”
“Hush, thou knave!” said a third; “how knowest thou who may be within hearing?”
“Hush, you scoundrel!” said a third; “how do you know who might be listening?”
They passed on, making a kind of careless search, but seemingly more intent on their own conversation than bent on discovering the persons who had created the nocturnal disturbance.
They kept going, doing a sort of half-hearted search, but they seemed more focused on their own conversation than on figuring out who had caused the nighttime disturbance.
They had no sooner passed forward along the terrace, than Leicester, making a sign to Tressilian to follow him, glided away in an opposite direction, and escaped through the portico undiscovered. He conducted Tressilian to Mervyn's Tower, in which he was now again lodged; and then, ere parting with him, said these words, “If thou hast courage to continue and bring to an end what is thus broken off, be near me when the court goes forth to-morrow; we shall find a time, and I will give you a signal when it is fitting.”
They had barely walked along the terrace when Leicester signaled for Tressilian to follow him, and then he slipped away in the opposite direction, escaping through the portico without being seen. He took Tressilian to Mervyn's Tower, where he was staying again, and before they parted, he said, “If you have the courage to continue and finish what has been left incomplete, be near me when the court convenes tomorrow; we'll find a moment, and I'll give you a sign when it's right.”
“My lord,” said Tressilian, “at another time I might have inquired the meaning of this strange and furious inveteracy against me. But you have laid that on my shoulder which only blood can wash away; and were you as high as your proudest wishes ever carried you, I would have from you satisfaction for my wounded honour.”
“My lord,” Tressilian said, “under different circumstances, I might have asked what’s behind this strange and intense grudge you hold against me. But you’ve placed a burden on me that only blood can cleanse; and even if you were as powerful as your proudest dreams, I would demand satisfaction from you for my damaged honor.”
On these terms they parted, but the adventures of the night were not yet ended with Leicester. He was compelled to pass by Saintlowe's Tower, in order to gain the private passage which led to his own chamber; and in the entrance thereof he met Lord Hunsdon half clothed, and with a naked sword under his arm.
On these terms, they separated, but Leicester's adventures for the night were not over yet. He had to walk past Saintlowe's Tower to reach the private passage to his room, and at the entrance, he encountered Lord Hunsdon, half-dressed and holding a naked sword under his arm.
“Are you awakened, too, with this 'larum, my Lord of Leicester?” said the old soldier. “'Tis well. By gog's nails, the nights are as noisy as the day in this Castle of yours. Some two hours since I was waked by the screams of that poor brain-sick Lady Varney, whom her husband was forcing away. I promise you it required both your warrant and the Queen's to keep me from entering into the game, and cutting that Varney of yours over the head. And now there is a brawl down in the Pleasance, or what call you the stone terrace-walk where all yonder gimcracks stand?”
“Are you awake too, my Lord of Leicester?” said the old soldier. “That's good. By God's nails, the nights are as loud as the days in your Castle. A couple of hours ago, I was woke up by the screams of that poor crazy Lady Varney, whom her husband was trying to take away. I swear, it took both your permission and the Queen's to stop me from jumping in and hitting that Varney over the head. And now there’s a fight going on down in the Pleasance, or whatever you call the stone terrace where all those fancy decorations stand?”
The first part of the old man's speech went through the Earl's heart like a knife; to the last he answered that he himself had heard the clash of swords, and had come down to take order with those who had been so insolent so near the Queen's presence.
The first part of the old man's speech pierced the Earl's heart like a knife; in the end, he insisted that he had heard the clash of swords himself and had come down to deal with those who had been so disrespectful so close to the Queen.
“Nay, then,” said Hunsdon, “I will be glad of your lordship's company.”
“Nah, then,” said Hunsdon, “I’ll be happy to have your company, my lord.”
Leicester was thus compelled to turn back with the rough old Lord to the Pleasance, where Hunsdon heard from the yeomen of the guard, who were under his immediate command, the unsuccessful search they had made for the authors of the disturbance; and bestowed for their pains some round dozen of curses on them, as lazy knaves and blind whoresons. Leicester also thought it necessary to seem angry that no discovery had been effected; but at length suggested to Lord Hunsdon, that after all it could only be some foolish young men who had been drinking healths pottle-deep, and who should be sufficiently scared by the search which had taken place after them. Hunsdon, who was himself attached to his cup, allowed that a pint-flagon might cover many of the follies which it had caused, “But,” added he, “unless your lordship will be less liberal in your housekeeping, and restrain the overflow of ale, and wine, and wassail, I foresee it will end in my having some of these good fellows into the guard-house, and treating them to a dose of the strappado. And with this warning, good night to you.”
Leicester had to turn back with the grumpy old Lord to the Pleasance, where Hunsdon heard from the yeomen of the guard, who were under his direct command, about the failed search for those responsible for the disturbance. He vented his frustrations on them, calling them lazy fools and blind idiots. Leicester also acted like he was upset about the lack of progress; but eventually, he suggested to Lord Hunsdon that it was probably just some foolish young guys who had been drinking heavily, and they would be scared enough after the search. Hunsdon, who enjoyed his drinks as well, agreed that a pint might excuse many of their missteps, “But,” he added, “unless your lordship cuts back on the lavish partying and controls the flow of ale, wine, and revelry, I foresee it will end with some of these good fellows ending up in the guardhouse, getting a taste of the strappado. With that warning, good night to you.”
Joyful at being rid of his company, Leicester took leave of him at the entrance of his lodging, where they had first met, and entering the private passage, took up the lamp which he had left there, and by its expiring light found the way to his own apartment.
Joyful to be free of his company, Leicester said goodbye at the entrance of his lodging, where they had first met. He entered the private passage, picked up the lamp he had left there, and by its fading light, made his way to his own room.
CHAPTER XXXIX.
Room! room! for my horse will wince
If he comes within so many yards of a prince;
For to tell you true, and in rhyme,
He was foal'd in Queen Elizabeth's time;
When the great Earl of Lester
In his castle did feast her.
—BEN JONSON, MASQUE OF OWLS.
Room! Room! My horse will flinch
If he gets too close to a prince;
To tell you the truth, and in rhyme,
He was born in Queen Elizabeth's time;
When the great Earl of Leicester
Hosted her in his castle.
—BEN JONSON, MASQUE OF OWLS.
The amusement with which Elizabeth and her court were next day to be regaled was an exhibition by the true-hearted men of Coventry, who were to represent the strife between the English and the Danes, agreeably to a custom long preserved in their ancient borough, and warranted for truth by old histories and chronicles. In this pageant one party of the townsfolk presented the Saxons and the other the Danes, and set forth, both in rude rhymes and with hard blows, the contentions of these two fierce nations, and the Amazonian courage of the English women, who, according to the story, were the principal agents in the general massacre of the Danes, which took place at Hocktide, in the year of God 1012. This sport, which had been long a favourite pastime with the men of Coventry, had, it seems, been put down by the influence of some zealous clergymen of the more precise cast, who chanced to have considerable influence with the magistrates. But the generality of the inhabitants had petitioned the Queen that they might have their play again, and be honoured with permission to represent it before her Highness. And when the matter was canvassed in the little council which usually attended the Queen for dispatch of business, the proposal, although opposed by some of the stricter sort, found favour in the eyes of Elizabeth, who said that such toys occupied, without offence, the minds of many who, lacking them, might find worse subjects of pastime; and that their pastors, however commendable for learning and godliness, were somewhat too sour in preaching against the pastimes of their flocks and so the pageant was permitted to proceed.
The entertainment that Elizabeth and her court were going to enjoy the next day was a performance by the loyal men of Coventry, who were set to reenact the conflict between the English and the Danes, following a tradition that had been upheld in their historic town and confirmed by ancient histories and chronicles. In this spectacle, one group of townspeople represented the Saxons while the other portrayed the Danes, showcasing their fierce battles through rough verses and actual fighting, emphasizing the brave spirit of English women, who, according to the tale, were the key players in the general massacre of the Danes that occurred during Hocktide in the year 1012. This activity, long favored by the men of Coventry, had been suppressed by some enthusiastic clergymen who had significant influence over the local authorities. However, most residents had petitioned the Queen for permission to revive the play and present it before her. When the matter was discussed in the small council that usually assisted the Queen with official business, the proposal, despite opposition from some of the more conservative members, found support from Elizabeth, who remarked that such entertainments engaged the minds of many who, without them, might turn to worse distractions; she also noted that their clergymen, while admirable for their knowledge and virtue, were a bit too harsh in criticizing the leisure activities of their congregations, so the pageant was allowed to go ahead.
Accordingly, after a morning repast, which Master Laneham calls an ambrosial breakfast, the principal persons of the court in attendance upon her Majesty pressed to the Gallery-tower, to witness the approach of the two contending parties of English and Danes; and after a signal had been given, the gate which opened in the circuit of the Chase was thrown wide to admit them. On they came, foot and horse; for some of the more ambitious burghers and yeomen had put themselves into fantastic dresses, imitating knights, in order to resemble the chivalry of the two different nations. However, to prevent fatal accidents, they were not permitted to appear on real horses, but had only license to accoutre themselves with those hobby-horses, as they are called, which anciently formed the chief delight of a morrice-dance, and which still are exhibited on the stage, in the grand battle fought at the conclusion of Mr. Bayes's tragedy. The infantry followed in similar disguises. The whole exhibition was to be considered as a sort of anti-masque, or burlesque of the more stately pageants in which the nobility and gentry bore part in the show, and, to the best of their knowledge, imitated with accuracy the personages whom they represented. The Hocktide play was of a different character, the actors being persons of inferior degree, and their habits the better fitted for the occasion, the more incongruous and ridiculous that they were in themselves. Accordingly their array, which the progress of our tale allows us no time to describe, was ludicrous enough; and their weapons, though sufficiently formidable to deal sound blows, were long alder-poles instead of lances, and sound cudgels for swords; and for fence, both cavalry and infantry were well equipped with stout headpieces and targets, both made of thick leather.
After a morning meal, which Master Laneham refers to as an amazing breakfast, the main people of the court attending Her Majesty rushed to the Gallery-tower to watch the approach of the two rival groups of English and Danes. Once a signal was given, the gate that opened into the Chase was swung wide to let them in. They came, both on foot and on horseback; some of the more ambitious villagers and farmers donned flamboyant costumes, pretending to be knights to mimic the chivalry of both nations. However, to avoid any serious accidents, they weren’t allowed to ride real horses but were only permitted to use hobby-horses, which were once the main entertainment in a morris dance and are still displayed on stage during the big battle at the end of Mr. Bayes's tragedy. The infantry followed in similar getups. The whole display was meant to be a kind of anti-masque, or a parody of the more grandiose pageants in which the nobility and gentry participated in the show, and they did their best to accurately imitate the characters they represented. The Hocktide play was different; its actors were of lower status, and their costumes, while more suitable for the occasion, were also more mismatched and ridiculous. Therefore, their outfits, which we don't have time to describe in our tale, were quite funny; and their weapons, though capable of delivering solid hits, were long alder poles instead of lances, and heavy clubs instead of swords. For protection, both the cavalry and infantry were well equipped with sturdy helmets and shields, all made from thick leather.
Captain Coxe, that celebrated humorist of Coventry, whose library of ballads, almanacs, and penny histories, fairly wrapped up in parchment, and tied round for security with a piece of whipcord, remains still the envy of antiquaries, being himself the ingenious person under whose direction the pageant had been set forth, rode valiantly on his hobby-horse before the bands of English, high-trussed, saith Laneham, and brandishing his long sword, as became an experienced man of war, who had fought under the Queen's father, bluff King Henry, at the siege of Boulogne. This chieftain was, as right and reason craved, the first to enter the lists, and passing the Gallery at the head of his myrmidons, kissed the hilt of his sword to the Queen, and executed at the same time a gambade, the like whereof had never been practised by two-legged hobby-horse. Then passing on with all his followers of cavaliers and infantry, he drew them up with martial skill at the opposite extremity of the bridge, or tilt-yard, until his antagonist should be fairly prepared for the onset.
Captain Coxe, that famous humorist from Coventry, whose collection of ballads, almanacs, and cheap histories wrapped in parchment and securely tied with a piece of cord, is still the envy of history buffs, was the clever person who organized the event. He rode bravely on his hobby-horse before the English crowd, high-strung as Laneham says, swinging his long sword like a seasoned warrior who fought under Queen Henry’s father, the bold King Henry, during the siege of Boulogne. This leader was, as was only right, the first to enter the contest, and as he passed the Gallery at the front of his followers, he kissed the hilt of his sword to the Queen and performed a leap the likes of which had never been seen from a two-legged hobby-horse. Then, moving on with all his knights and foot soldiers, he positioned them with military precision at the far end of the bridge, or tilt-yard, waiting for his opponent to be ready for the challenge.
This was no long interval; for the Danish cavalry and infantry, no way inferior to the English in number, valour, and equipment, instantly arrived, with the northern bagpipe blowing before them in token of their country, and headed by a cunning master of defence, only inferior to the renowned Captain Coxe, if to him, in the discipline of war. The Danes, as invaders, took their station under the Gallery-tower, and opposite to that of Mortimer; and when their arrangements were completely made, a signal was given for the encounter.
This didn't take long; the Danish cavalry and infantry, not any less capable than the English in terms of numbers, bravery, and gear, quickly showed up, with the northern bagpipes playing to represent their homeland, led by a clever defense master, only slightly less skilled than the famous Captain Coxe when it came to military tactics. The Danes, as invaders, positioned themselves under the Gallery-tower, facing Mortimer's side; and once everything was set, a signal was given to start the battle.
Their first charge upon each other was rather moderate, for either party had some dread of being forced into the lake. But as reinforcements came up on either side, the encounter grew from a skirmish into a blazing battle. They rushed upon one another, as Master Laneham testifies, like rams inflamed by jealousy, with such furious encounter that both parties were often overthrown, and the clubs and targets made a most horrible clatter. In many instances that happened which had been dreaded by the more experienced warriors who began the day of strife. The rails which defended the ledges of the bridge had been, perhaps on purpose, left but slightly fastened, and gave way under the pressure of those who thronged to the combat, so that the hot courage of many of the combatants received a sufficient cooling. These incidents might have occasioned more serious damage than became such an affray, for many of the champions who met with this mischance could not swim, and those who could were encumbered with their suits of leathern and of paper armour; but the case had been provided for, and there were several boats in readiness to pick up the unfortunate warriors and convey them to the dry land, where, dripping and dejected, they comforted themselves with the hot ale and strong waters which were liberally allowed to them, without showing any desire to re-enter so desperate a conflict.
Their first charge at each other was pretty mild, since both sides were a bit afraid of being pushed into the lake. But as backup showed up on both sides, the fight escalated from a small skirmish to a full-blown battle. They attacked each other, as Master Laneham notes, like rams fueled by jealousy, with such intensity that both sides often ended up knocked down, and the sound of clubs and shields clashing was absolutely deafening. In many cases, things happened that the more experienced fighters had feared at the start of the conflict. The rails that protected the edges of the bridge had been, perhaps intentionally, only loosely fastened and gave way under the weight of those rushing into the fight, cooling the enthusiasm of many combatants. These incidents could have caused more serious harm than what was appropriate for such a brawl, as many of the fighters caught in this mishap couldn’t swim, and those who could were weighed down by their leather and paper armor. But there were boats ready to rescue the unfortunate warriors and take them to dry land, where, soaked and disheartened, they consoled themselves with the hot ale and strong drinks generously provided to them, showing no interest in diving back into such a reckless battle.
Captain Coxe alone, that paragon of Black-Letter antiquaries, after twice experiencing, horse and man, the perilous leap from the bridge into the lake, equal to any extremity to which the favourite heroes of chivalry, whose exploits he studied in an abridged form, whether Amadis, Belianis, Bevis, or his own Guy of Warwick, had ever been subjected to—Captain Coxe, we repeat, did alone, after two such mischances, rush again into the heat of conflict, his bases and the footcloth of his hobby-horse dropping water, and twice reanimated by voice and example the drooping spirits of the English; so that at last their victory over the Danish invaders became, as was just and reasonable, complete and decisive. Worthy he was to be rendered immortal by the pen of Ben Jonson, who, fifty years afterwards, deemed that a masque, exhibited at Kenilworth, could be ushered in by none with so much propriety as by the ghost of Captain Coxe, mounted upon his redoubted hobby-horse.
Captain Coxe, that shining example of old-school book lovers, after taking a dangerous leap off the bridge into the lake—both he and his horse—twice, facing challenges that rivaled those of his favorite chivalric heroes from the abridged stories he read, whether it was Amadis, Belianis, Bevis, or his own Guy of Warwick, rushed back into the heat of battle. After those two close calls, he rallied the weary spirits of the English, his gear and the saddle of his trusty steed dripping wet, and with his words and example reignited their courage. In the end, their victory over the Danish invaders turned out to be complete and undeniable, as it should have been. He truly deserved to be immortalized by the pen of Ben Jonson, who, fifty years later, believed that a masque performed at Kenilworth could be perfectly introduced by the ghost of Captain Coxe, riding on his legendary hobby-horse.
These rough, rural gambols may not altogether agree with the reader's preconceived idea of an entertainment presented before Elizabeth, in whose reign letters revived with such brilliancy, and whose court, governed by a female whose sense of propriety was equal to her strength of mind, was no less distinguished for delicacy and refinement than her councils for wisdom and fortitude. But whether from the political wish to seem interested in popular sports, or whether from a spark of old Henry's rough, masculine spirit, which Elizabeth sometimes displayed, it is certain the Queen laughed heartily at the imitation, or rather burlesque, of chivalry which was presented in the Coventry play. She called near her person the Earl of Sussex and Lord Hunsdon, partly perhaps to make amends to the former for the long and private audiences with which she had indulged the Earl of Leicester, by engaging him in conversation upon a pastime which better suited his taste than those pageants that were furnished forth from the stores of antiquity. The disposition which the Queen showed to laugh and jest with her military leaders gave the Earl of Leicester the opportunity he had been watching for withdrawing from the royal presence, which to the court around, so well had he chosen his time, had the graceful appearance of leaving his rival free access to the Queen's person, instead of availing himself of his right as her landlord to stand perpetually betwixt others and the light of her countenance.
These rough, rural antics might not fully match the reader's preconceived notions of entertainment during Elizabeth's reign, a time when literature flourished brilliantly and the court, led by a woman with a strong sense of propriety and mental strength, was known for both delicacy and refinement, as well as wisdom and courage in governance. However, whether it was a political move to appear engaged in popular sports, or a hint of the rough, masculine spirit of old Henry that Elizabeth sometimes showed, it’s clear that the Queen genuinely enjoyed the parody of chivalry presented in the Coventry play. She summoned the Earl of Sussex and Lord Hunsdon to her side, perhaps to make it up to the former for the long private meetings she had with the Earl of Leicester, engaging him in a conversation about a pastime that suited him better than the elaborate pageants from the past. The Queen's inclination to laugh and joke with her military leaders gave the Earl of Leicester the perfect chance to step away from her royal presence, which, to those around the court, appeared elegantly as if he were allowing his rival to approach the Queen freely, rather than using his position as her landlord to constantly position himself between others and the warmth of her attention.
Leicester's thoughts, however, had a far different object from mere courtesy; for no sooner did he see the Queen fairly engaged in conversation with Sussex and Hunsdon, behind whose back stood Sir Nicholas Blount, grinning from ear to ear at each word which was spoken, than, making a sign to Tressilian, who, according to appointment, watched his motions at a little distance, he extricated himself from the press, and walking towards the Chase, made his way through the crowds of ordinary spectators, who, with open mouth, stood gazing on the battle of the English and the Danes. When he had accomplished this, which was a work of some difficulty, he shot another glance behind him to see that Tressilian had been equally successful; and as soon as he saw him also free from the crowd, he led the way to a small thicket, behind which stood a lackey, with two horses ready saddled. He flung himself on the one, and made signs to Tressilian to mount the other, who obeyed without speaking a single word.
Leicester's thoughts, however, were far from just being polite; as soon as he noticed the Queen deep in conversation with Sussex and Hunsdon, with Sir Nicholas Blount standing behind them, grinning at every word spoken, he signaled to Tressilian, who was waiting as arranged at a short distance. Leicester pushed his way out of the crowd and walked towards the Chase, navigating through a sea of onlookers who were watching the battle between the English and the Danes with their mouths agape. Once he managed to do this, which was somewhat challenging, he glanced back to ensure Tressilian had also made it through the crowd. When he saw Tressilian was free, he led the way to a small thicket where a servant was waiting with two saddled horses. He jumped onto one and gestured for Tressilian to get on the other, who complied without saying a word.
Leicester then spurred his horse, and galloped without stopping until he reached a sequestered spot, environed by lofty oaks, about a mile's distance from the Castle, and in an opposite direction from the scene to which curiosity was drawing every spectator. He there dismounted, bound his horse to a tree, and only pronouncing the words, “Here there is no risk of interruption,” laid his cloak across his saddle, and drew his sword.
Leicester then urged his horse and rode quickly without stopping until he reached a secluded area surrounded by tall oaks, about a mile away from the Castle, and away from the scene that was attracting everyone's attention. There, he got off his horse, tied it to a tree, and after saying, “Here there is no risk of interruption,” laid his cloak over the saddle and drew his sword.
Tressilian imitated his example punctually, yet could not forbear saying, as he drew his weapon, “My lord, as I have been known to many as one who does not fear death when placed in balance with honour, methinks I may, without derogation, ask wherefore, in the name of all that is honourable, your lordship has dared to offer me such a mark of disgrace as places us on these terms with respect to each other?”
Tressilian followed his example closely, but couldn’t help saying, as he drew his weapon, “My lord, since I’m known by many as someone who doesn’t fear death when it comes to honor, I think I can, without disrespect, ask why, in the name of everything honorable, you’ve dared to offer me such a disgrace that puts us in this position with each other?”
“If you like not such marks of my scorn,” replied the Earl, “betake yourself instantly to your weapon, lest I repeat the usage you complain of.”
“If you don’t like my scornful remarks,” replied the Earl, “then grab your weapon immediately, or I’ll do what you’re complaining about again.”
“It shall not need, my lord,” said Tressilian. “God judge betwixt us! and your blood, if you fall, be on your own head.”
“It won’t be necessary, my lord,” said Tressilian. “Let God be the judge between us! And if you fall, the blame for your blood is on you.”
He had scarce completed the sentence when they instantly closed in combat.
He had barely finished the sentence when they immediately engaged in combat.
But Leicester, who was a perfect master of defence among all other exterior accomplishments of the time, had seen on the preceding night enough of Tressilian's strength and skill to make him fight with more caution than heretofore, and prefer a secure revenge to a hasty one. For some minutes they fought with equal skill and fortune, till, in a desperate lunge which Leicester successfully put aside, Tressilian exposed himself at disadvantage; and in a subsequent attempt to close, the Earl forced his sword from his hand, and stretched him on the ground. With a grim smile he held the point of his rapier within two inches of the throat of his fallen adversary, and placing his foot at the same time upon his breast, bid him confess his villainous wrongs towards him, and prepare for death.
But Leicester, who was a master of defense among all the other skills of his time, had seen enough of Tressilian's strength and skill the night before to make him fight more cautiously than before, choosing a sure way to get revenge over a quick one. For several minutes, they fought with equal skill and luck, until in a desperate lunge that Leicester successfully avoided, Tressilian put himself at a disadvantage; and in a following attempt to engage, the Earl disarmed him and knocked him to the ground. With a grim smile, he held the point of his rapier just two inches from the throat of his fallen opponent, and placing his foot on his chest, told him to confess his wicked wrongs against him and prepare for death.
“I have no villainy nor wrong towards thee to confess,” answered Tressilian, “and am better prepared for death than thou. Use thine advantage as thou wilt, and may God forgive you! I have given you no cause for this.”
“I have no evil deeds or wrongdoings to confess to you,” Tressilian replied, “and I’m more ready to face death than you are. Take advantage of the situation as you wish, and may God forgive you! I have not given you any reason for this.”
“No cause!” exclaimed the Earl, “no cause!—but why parley with such a slave? Die a liar, as thou hast lived!”
“No reason!” the Earl shouted, “no reason!—but why talk to such a lowlife? Die a liar, just as you’ve lived!”
He had withdrawn his arm for the purpose of striking the fatal blow, when it was suddenly seized from behind.
He had pulled back his arm to land the final blow when it was suddenly grabbed from behind.
The Earl turned in wrath to shake off the unexpected obstacle, but was surprised to find that a strange-looking boy had hold of his sword-arm, and clung to it with such tenacity of grasp that he could not shake him off without a considerable struggle, in the course of which Tressilian had opportunity to rise and possess himself once more of his weapon. Leicester again turned towards him with looks of unabated ferocity, and the combat would have recommenced with still more desperation on both sides, had not the boy clung to Lord Leicester's knees, and in a shrill tone implored him to listen one moment ere he prosecuted this quarrel.
The Earl turned in anger to get rid of the unexpected obstacle, but he was surprised to see a strange-looking boy holding onto his sword arm. The boy's grip was so strong that the Earl couldn’t shake him off without a significant struggle, during which Tressilian was able to get back up and take hold of his weapon again. Leicester turned back towards him, still filled with rage, and the fight would have started again with even more intensity from both sides if the boy hadn’t clung to Lord Leicester's knees and, in a high-pitched voice, begged him to listen for just a moment before continuing the fight.
“Stand up, and let me go,” said Leicester, “or, by Heaven, I will pierce thee with my rapier! What hast thou to do to bar my way to revenge?”
“Stand up, and let me go,” said Leicester, “or, I swear, I will stab you with my sword! What do you have to do with blocking my path to revenge?”
“Much—much!” exclaimed the undaunted boy, “since my folly has been the cause of these bloody quarrels between you, and perchance of worse evils. Oh, if you would ever again enjoy the peace of an innocent mind, if you hope again to sleep in peace and unhaunted by remorse, take so much leisure as to peruse this letter, and then do as you list.”
“Much—much!” shouted the fearless boy, “since my foolishness has led to these bloody arguments between you, and maybe even worse troubles. Oh, if you ever want to have the peace of a clear conscience again, if you hope to sleep soundly without being tormented by guilt, take some time to read this letter, and then do whatever you want.”
While he spoke in this eager and earnest manner, to which his singular features and voice gave a goblin-like effect, he held up to Leicester a packet, secured with a long tress of woman's hair of a beautiful light-brown colour. Enraged as he was, nay, almost blinded with fury to see his destined revenge so strangely frustrated, the Earl of Leicester could not resist this extraordinary supplicant. He snatched the letter from his hand—changed colour as he looked on the superscription—undid with faltering hand the knot which secured it—glanced over the contents, and staggering back, would have fallen, had he not rested against the trunk of a tree, where he stood for an instant, his eyes bent on the letter, and his sword-point turned to the ground, without seeming to be conscious of the presence of an antagonist towards whom he had shown little mercy, and who might in turn have taken him at advantage. But for such revenge Tressilian was too noble-minded. He also stood still in surprise, waiting the issue of this strange fit of passion, but holding his weapon ready to defend himself in case of need against some new and sudden attack on the part of Leicester, whom he again suspected to be under the influence of actual frenzy. The boy, indeed, he easily recognized as his old acquaintance Dickon, whose face, once seen, was scarcely to be forgotten; but how he came hither at so critical a moment, why his interference was so energetic, and, above all, how it came to produce so powerful an effect upon Leicester, were questions which he could not solve.
While he spoke in this eager and earnest way, which made his unique features and voice seem almost goblin-like, he held up a package to Leicester, secured with a long braid of beautiful light-brown hair. Even though the Earl of Leicester was furious, nearly blinded by rage at seeing his plan for revenge so oddly thwarted, he couldn’t ignore this unusual supplicant. He grabbed the letter from the boy’s hand— His face changed color as he read the address—he nervously untied the knot holding it—glanced at the contents, and staggered back, almost falling if he hadn’t leaned against the trunk of a tree. For a moment, he stood there, his eyes fixed on the letter, his sword point touching the ground, seemingly unaware of the enemy before him, to whom he had shown little mercy and who might have taken advantage of him. But Tressilian’s noble nature wouldn’t allow such revenge. He also stood still in shock, waiting for the outcome of this strange outburst, though he kept his weapon ready in case Leicester launched a sudden attack, as he suspected he might be dangerously out of control. The boy was easily recognizable as his old acquaintance Dickon, whose face was hard to forget once seen; but how he got there at such a critical moment, why he was so forceful in his interference, and especially why it affected Leicester so profoundly, were questions he couldn’t answer.
But the letter was of itself powerful enough to work effects yet more wonderful. It was that which the unfortunate Amy had written to her husband, in which she alleged the reasons and manner of her flight from Cumnor Place, informed him of her having made her way to Kenilworth to enjoy his protection, and mentioned the circumstances which had compelled her to take refuge in Tressilian's apartment, earnestly requesting he would, without delay, assign her a more suitable asylum. The letter concluded with the most earnest expressions of devoted attachment and submission to his will in all things, and particularly respecting her situation and place of residence, conjuring him only that she might not be placed under the guardianship or restraint of Varney. The letter dropped from Leicester's hand when he had perused it. “Take my sword,” he said, “Tressilian, and pierce my heart, as I would but now have pierced yours!”
But the letter was powerful enough to create even more incredible effects. It was the one that the unfortunate Amy had written to her husband, where she explained the reasons and circumstances of her escape from Cumnor Place, told him she had made her way to Kenilworth seeking his protection, and described the situations that forced her to take refuge in Tressilian's room, urgently requesting that he quickly find her a more appropriate safe space. The letter ended with heartfelt expressions of loyalty and submission to his wishes in everything, especially concerning her situation and where she lived, pleading with him that she not be placed under the care or control of Varney. The letter fell from Leicester's hand after he read it. “Take my sword,” he said, “Tressilian, and pierce my heart, as I would have pierced yours just now!”
“My lord,” said Tressilian, “you have done me great wrong, but something within my breast ever whispered that it was by egregious error.”
“My lord,” Tressilian said, “you’ve wronged me greatly, but something in my heart always hinted that it was a terrible mistake.”
“Error, indeed!” said Leicester, and handed him the letter; “I have been made to believe a man of honour a villain, and the best and purest of creatures a false profligate.—Wretched boy, why comes this letter now, and where has the bearer lingered?”
“Error, for sure!” said Leicester, handing him the letter. “I’ve been led to believe that an honorable man is a villain, and the best and purest person is a deceitful rogue. —Wretched boy, why is this letter arriving now, and where has the messenger been hanging around?”
“I dare not tell you, my lord,” said the boy, withdrawing, as if to keep beyond his reach; “but here comes one who was the messenger.”
“I can’t tell you, my lord,” said the boy, stepping back, as if to stay out of his reach; “but here comes the messenger.”
Wayland at the same moment came up; and interrogated by Leicester, hastily detailed all the circumstances of his escape with Amy, the fatal practices which had driven her to flight, and her anxious desire to throw herself under the instant protection of her husband—pointing out the evidence of the domestics of Kenilworth, “who could not,” he observed, “but remember her eager inquiries after the Earl of Leicester on her first arrival.”
Wayland arrived at that moment and, when questioned by Leicester, quickly explained everything about his escape with Amy, the dire situations that forced her to run away, and her urgent wish to seek her husband's protection. He pointed out the evidence from the servants at Kenilworth, noting that they surely remembered her eager questions about the Earl of Leicester when she first arrived.
“The villains!” exclaimed Leicester; “but oh, that worst of villains, Varney!—and she is even now in his power!”
“The villains!” Leicester exclaimed. “But oh, that worst of villains, Varney!—and she is right now in his power!”
“But not, I trust in God,” said Tressilian, “with any commands of fatal import?”
“But I hope in God,” said Tressilian, “not with any orders of serious consequence?”
“No, no, no!” exclaimed the Earl hastily. “I said something in madness; but it was recalled, fully recalled, by a hasty messenger, and she is now—she must now be safe.”
“No, no, no!” the Earl exclaimed quickly. “I said something in a moment of madness; but it was taken back, completely taken back, by a rushed messenger, and she is now—she must be safe.”
“Yes,” said Tressilian, “she MUST be safe, and I MUST be assured of her safety. My own quarrel with you is ended, my lord; but there is another to begin with the seducer of Amy Robsart, who has screened his guilt under the cloak of the infamous Varney.”
“Yes,” said Tressilian, “she HAS to be safe, and I NEED to be sure of her safety. My own issue with you is over, my lord; but there's another one to start with the guy who seduced Amy Robsart, who has hidden his guilt under the disguise of the infamous Varney.”
“The SEDUCER of Amy!” replied Leicester, with a voice like thunder; “say her husband!—her misguided, blinded, most unworthy husband! She is as surely Countess of Leicester as I am belted Earl. Nor can you, sir, point out that manner of justice which I will not render her at my own free will. I need scarce say I fear not your compulsion.”
“The SEDUCER of Amy!” replied Leicester, with a voice like thunder; “say her husband!—her misguided, blinded, most unworthy husband! She is as surely Countess of Leicester as I am a belted Earl. Nor can you, sir, point out any kind of justice that I won't give her willingly. I hardly need to say that I’m not afraid of your threats.”
The generous nature of Tressilian was instantly turned from consideration of anything personal to himself, and centred at once upon Amy's welfare. He had by no means undoubting confidence in the fluctuating resolutions of Leicester, whose mind seemed to him agitated beyond the government of calm reason; neither did he, notwithstanding the assurances he had received, think Amy safe in the hands of his dependants. “My lord,” he said calmly, “I mean you no offence, and am far from seeking a quarrel. But my duty to Sir Hugh Robsart compels me to carry this matter instantly to the Queen, that the Countess's rank may be acknowledged in her person.”
The generous nature of Tressilian quickly shifted from thinking about himself to focusing solely on Amy's well-being. He didn't have complete faith in Leicester's changing decisions, which he thought were driven by emotions rather than reason; also, despite the reassurances he had received, he didn't feel that Amy was safe with his followers. “My lord,” he said calmly, “I mean no disrespect and I’m not looking for a fight. But my responsibility to Sir Hugh Robsart requires me to take this matter directly to the Queen, so that the Countess's status can be recognized by her.”
“You shall not need, sir,” replied the Earl haughtily; “do not dare to interfere. No voice but Dudley's shall proclaim Dudley's infamy. To Elizabeth herself will I tell it; and then for Cumnor Place with the speed of life and death!”
“You don’t need to, sir,” the Earl replied arrogantly; “don’t dare to interfere. Only Dudley’s voice will reveal Dudley’s shame. I will tell it to Elizabeth herself; and then I'm off to Cumnor Place at full speed!”
So saying, he unbound his horse from the tree, threw himself into the saddle, and rode at full gallop towards the Castle.
So saying, he untied his horse from the tree, jumped into the saddle, and rode at full speed towards the Castle.
“Take me before you, Master Tressilian,” said the boy, seeing Tressilian mount in the same haste; “my tale is not all told out, and I need your protection.”
“Take me with you, Master Tressilian,” said the boy, noticing Tressilian mount in the same hurry; “my story isn't completely told, and I need your protection.”
Tressilian complied, and followed the Earl, though at a less furious rate. By the way the boy confessed, with much contrition, that in resentment at Wayland's evading all his inquiries concerning the lady, after Dickon conceived he had in various ways merited his confidence, he had purloined from him in revenge the letter with which Amy had entrusted him for the Earl of Leicester. His purpose was to have restored it to him that evening, as he reckoned himself sure of meeting with him, in consequence of Wayland's having to perform the part of Arion in the pageant. He was indeed something alarmed when he saw to whom the letter was addressed; but he argued that, as Leicester did not return to Kenilworth until that evening, it would be again in the possession of the proper messenger as soon as, in the nature of things, it could possibly be delivered. But Wayland came not to the pageant, having been in the interim expelled by Lambourne from the Castle; and the boy, not being able to find him, or to get speech of Tressilian, and finding himself in possession of a letter addressed to no less a person than the Earl of Leicester, became much afraid of the consequences of his frolic. The caution, and indeed the alarm, which Wayland had expressed respecting Varney and Lambourne, led him to judge that the letter must be designed for the Earl's own hand, and that he might prejudice the lady by giving it to any of the domestics. He made an attempt or two to obtain an audience of Leicester; but the singularity of his features and the meanness of his appearance occasioned his being always repulsed by the insolent menials whom he applied to for that purpose. Once, indeed, he had nearly succeeded, when, in prowling about, he found in the grotto the casket, which he knew to belong to the unlucky Countess, having seen it on her journey; for nothing escaped his prying eye. Having striven in vain to restore it either to Tressilian or the Countess, he put it into the hands, as we have seen, of Leicester himself, but unfortunately he did not recognize him in his disguise.
Tressilian agreed and followed the Earl, though at a slower pace. The boy admitted, feeling quite guilty, that in anger over Wayland avoiding all his questions about the lady, after Dickon believed he had earned Wayland's trust, he had stolen the letter that Amy had given him for the Earl of Leicester as revenge. He had planned to return it that evening, thinking he would definitely run into Wayland, since Wayland was supposed to play Arion in the pageant. He was indeed a bit worried when he saw who the letter was addressed to; however, he reasoned that since Leicester wouldn't be back at Kenilworth until that evening, it would soon be back in the hands of the right messenger as soon as it could be delivered. But Wayland didn't show up at the pageant, having been expelled from the Castle by Lambourne in the meantime; and the boy, unable to find him or to talk to Tressilian, and now holding a letter meant for the Earl of Leicester, began to worry about the consequences of his prank. The caution, and even fear, that Wayland had expressed regarding Varney and Lambourne made him think the letter was intended for the Earl directly, and that giving it to any of the servants could cause problems for the lady. He tried a couple of times to get an audience with Leicester, but the unusual look of his features and his shabby appearance led to him being dismissed by the rude servants he approached. At one point, he almost succeeded when, while wandering around, he found the casket in the grotto, which he recognized as belonging to the unfortunate Countess, having seen it during her journey; nothing escaped his keen eye. After trying in vain to return it to either Tressilian or the Countess, he ended up handing it to Leicester himself, but unfortunately, he didn't recognize him while he was disguised.
At length the boy thought he was on the point of succeeding when the Earl came down to the lower part of the hall; but just as he was about to accost him, he was prevented by Tressilian. As sharp in ear as in wit, the boy heard the appointment settled betwixt them, to take place in the Pleasance, and resolved to add a third to the party, in hope that, either in coming or returning, he might find an opportunity of delivering the letter to Leicester; for strange stories began to flit among the domestics, which alarmed him for the lady's safety. Accident, however, detained Dickon a little behind the Earl, and as he reached the arcade he saw them engaged in combat; in consequence of which he hastened to alarm the guard, having little doubt that what bloodshed took place betwixt them might arise out of his own frolic. Continuing to lurk in the portico, he heard the second appointment which Leicester at parting assigned to Tressilian; and was keeping them in view during the encounter of the Coventry men, when, to his surprise, he recognized Wayland in the crowd, much disguised, indeed, but not sufficiently so to escape the prying glance of his old comrade. They drew aside out of the crowd to explain their situation to each other. The boy confessed to Wayland what we have above told; and the artist, in return, informed him that his deep anxiety for the fate of the unfortunate lady had brought him back to the neighbourhood of the Castle, upon his learning that morning, at a village about ten miles distant, that Varney and Lambourne, whose violence he dreaded, had both left Kenilworth over-night.
At last, the boy thought he was about to succeed when the Earl came down to the lower part of the hall. But just as he was about to approach him, Tressilian stopped him. Sharp in both hearing and wit, the boy overheard their plan to meet in the Pleasance and decided to include himself, hoping that either on the way there or back, he could find a chance to deliver the letter to Leicester. Strange rumors were circulating among the staff, making him worried about the lady's safety. However, an accident delayed Dickon slightly behind the Earl, and as he arrived at the arcade, he saw them engaged in a fight. Because of this, he rushed to alert the guards, having little doubt that any bloodshed might have stemmed from his own antics. While hiding in the portico, he overheard the second meeting that Leicester arranged with Tressilian before parting ways. He kept an eye on them during the fight involving the Coventry men when, to his surprise, he recognized Wayland in the crowd, much disguised but not enough to hide from his old friend. They stepped away from the crowd to explain their situations to each other. The boy admitted to Wayland what we've just mentioned, and the artist, in turn, told him that his deep worry for the unfortunate lady had brought him back to the area near the Castle after learning that morning at a village about ten miles away that Varney and Lambourne, whose violence he feared, had both left Kenilworth the night before.
While they spoke, they saw Leicester and Tressilian separate themselves from the crowd, dogged them until they mounted their horses, when the boy, whose speed of foot has been before mentioned, though he could not possibly keep up with them, yet arrived, as we have seen, soon enough to save Tressilian's life. The boy had just finished his tale when they arrived at the Gallery-tower.
While they were talking, they noticed Leicester and Tressilian moving away from the crowd and followed them until they got on their horses. The boy, who's been noted for his quickness, couldn't keep up with them but got there soon enough to save Tressilian's life, as we’ve seen. The boy had just wrapped up his story when they reached the Gallery-tower.
CHAPTER XL.
High o'er the eastern steep the sun is beaming,
And darkness flies with her deceitful shadows;—
So truth prevails o'er falsehood. —OLD PLAY.
High above the eastern hill, the sun shines,
And darkness retreats with its deceptive shadows;—
So truth triumphs over falsehood. —OLD PLAY.
As Tressilian rode along the bridge, lately the scene of so much riotous sport, he could not but observe that men's countenances had singularly changed during the space of his brief absence. The mock fight was over, but the men, still habited in their masking suits, stood together in groups, like the inhabitants of a city who have been just startled by some strange and alarming news.
As Tressilian rode across the bridge, which had recently been the site of so much wild fun, he couldn’t help but notice how much the men’s expressions had changed during his short time away. The staged fight was done, but the men, still dressed in their costumes, stood in groups like people in a city who had just been shocked by some unexpected and troubling news.
When he reached the base-court, appearances were the same—domestics, retainers, and under-officers stood together and whispered, bending their eyes towards the windows of the Great Hall, with looks which seemed at once alarmed and mysterious.
When he got to the courtyard, things looked the same—servants, aides, and lower-ranking officers clustered together, whispering and glancing towards the windows of the Great Hall with expressions that seemed both anxious and secretive.
Sir Nicholas Blount was the first person of his own particular acquaintance Tressilian saw, who left him no time to make inquiries, but greeted him with, “God help thy heart, Tressilian! thou art fitter for a clown than a courtier thou canst not attend, as becomes one who follows her Majesty. Here you are called for, wished for, waited for—no man but you will serve the turn; and hither you come with a misbegotten brat on thy horse's neck, as if thou wert dry nurse to some sucking devil, and wert just returned from airing.”
Sir Nicholas Blount was the first person Tressilian knew who didn’t give him a moment to ask questions. He greeted him with, “God help your heart, Tressilian! You’re more suited to be a clown than a courtier. You can’t show up like this when you’re following her Majesty. Here you are, called for, wished for, and waited for—no one but you will do. And here you come with an unwanted kid on your horse’s neck, as if you’re a wet nurse to some little devil and just got back from a stroll.”
“Why, what is the matter?” said Tressilian, letting go the boy, who sprung to ground like a feather, and himself dismounting at the same time.
“Why, what's going on?” said Tressilian, releasing the boy, who hit the ground like a feather, while he dismounted at the same time.
“Why, no one knows the matter,” replied Blount; “I cannot smell it out myself, though I have a nose like other courtiers. Only, my Lord of Leicester has galloped along the bridge as if he would have rode over all in his passage, demanded an audience of the Queen, and is closeted even now with her, and Burleigh and Walsingham—and you are called for; but whether the matter be treason or worse, no one knows.”
“Why, nobody knows what’s going on,” replied Blount; “I can’t figure it out myself, even though I have a nose like any other courtier. All I know is that my Lord of Leicester has raced across the bridge as if he intended to trample everyone in his way, requested a meeting with the Queen, and is currently in a private meeting with her, Burleigh, and Walsingham—and you have been summoned; but whether the issue is treason or something worse, nobody knows.”
“He speaks true, by Heaven!” said Raleigh, who that instant appeared; “you must immediately to the Queen's presence.”
“He's telling the truth, by Heaven!” said Raleigh, who appeared at that moment; “you need to go to the Queen right away.”
“Be not rash, Raleigh,” said Blount, “remember his boots.—For Heaven's sake, go to my chamber, dear Tressilian, and don my new bloom-coloured silken hose; I have worn them but twice.”
“Don't be hasty, Raleigh,” said Blount, “remember his boots.—For heaven's sake, go to my room, dear Tressilian, and put on my new light pink silk stockings; I've only worn them twice.”
“Pshaw!” answered Tressilian; “do thou take care of this boy, Blount; be kind to him, and look he escapes you not—much depends on him.”
“Pshaw!” replied Tressilian; “you take care of this boy, Blount; be good to him, and make sure he doesn’t get away—there's a lot riding on him.”
So saying, he followed Raleigh hastily, leaving honest Blount with the bridle of his horse in one hand, and the boy in the other. Blount gave a long look after him.
So saying, he quickly followed Raleigh, leaving honest Blount with the bridle of his horse in one hand and the boy in the other. Blount cast a long glance after him.
“Nobody,” he said, “calls me to these mysteries—and he leaves me here to play horse-keeper and child-keeper at once. I could excuse the one, for I love a good horse naturally; but to be plagued with a bratchet whelp.—Whence come ye, my fair-favoured little gossip?”
“Nobody,” he said, “invites me into these mysteries—and he just leaves me here to take care of horses and watch over kids at the same time. I could understand one of those roles, since I naturally love a good horse; but to be bothered with a little brat.—Where do you come from, my pretty little friend?”
“From the Fens,” answered the boy.
“From the Fens,” the boy replied.
“And what didst thou learn there, forward imp?”
“And what did you learn there, bold brat?”
“To catch gulls, with their webbed feet and yellow stockings,” said the boy.
“To catch seagulls, with their webbed feet and yellow legs,” said the boy.
“Umph!” said Blount, looking down on his own immense roses. “Nay, then, the devil take him asks thee more questions.”
“Umph!” said Blount, looking down at his huge roses. “Well, then, let the devil take him if he asks you more questions.”
Meantime Tressilian traversed the full length of the Great Hall, in which the astonished courtiers formed various groups, and were whispering mysteriously together, while all kept their eyes fixed on the door which led from the upper end of the hall into the Queen's withdrawing apartment. Raleigh pointed to the door. Tressilian knocked, and was instantly admitted. Many a neck was stretched to gain a view into the interior of the apartment; but the tapestry which covered the door on the inside was dropped too suddenly to admit the slightest gratification of curiosity.
Meanwhile, Tressilian walked the entire length of the Great Hall, where the surprised courtiers clustered in groups
Upon entrance, Tressilian found himself, not without a strong palpitation of heart, in the presence of Elizabeth, who was walking to and fro in a violent agitation, which she seemed to scorn to conceal, while two or three of her most sage and confidential counsellors exchanged anxious looks with each other, but delayed speaking till her wrath abated. Before the empty chair of state in which she had been seated, and which was half pushed aside by the violence with which she had started from it, knelt Leicester, his arms crossed, and his brows bent on the ground, still and motionless as the effigies upon a sepulchre. Beside him stood the Lord Shrewsbury, then Earl Marshal of England, holding his baton of office. The Earl's sword was unbuckled, and lay before him on the floor.
Upon entering, Tressilian found himself, not without a strong racing heart, in the presence of Elizabeth, who was pacing back and forth in a state of intense agitation that she seemed unwilling to hide. Two or three of her most trusted advisers exchanged worried glances but held off speaking until her anger subsided. Before the empty throne she had vacated, which had been pushed to the side by the force with which she had stood up, knelt Leicester, his arms crossed and his forehead bowed to the ground, still and motionless like a statue on a tomb. Next to him stood the Lord Shrewsbury, then the Earl Marshal of England, holding his staff of office. The Earl's sword was unbuckled and lay on the floor before him.
“Ho, sir!” said the Queen, coming close up to Tressilian, and stamping on the floor with the action and manner of Henry himself; “you knew of this fair work—you are an accomplice in this deception which has been practised on us—you have been a main cause of our doing injustice?” Tressilian dropped on his knee before the Queen, his good sense showing him the risk of attempting any defence at that moment of irritation. “Art dumb, sirrah?” she continued; “thou knowest of this affair dost thou not?”
“Hey there, sir!” the Queen said, stepping up to Tressilian and stomping on the floor like Henry himself; “you knew about this trick—you’re part of this deception that’s been used against us—you’ve played a major role in our unfair treatment?” Tressilian dropped to his knee in front of the Queen, his good judgment telling him it was too risky to try to defend himself at that moment of anger. “Are you mute, fool?” she continued; “you know about this situation, don’t you?”
“Not, gracious madam, that this poor lady was Countess of Leicester.”
“Not at all, dear madam, that this poor woman was the Countess of Leicester.”
“Nor shall any one know her for such,” said Elizabeth. “Death of my life! Countess of Leicester!—I say Dame Amy Dudley; and well if she have not cause to write herself widow of the traitor Robert Dudley.”
“Nor will anyone recognize her as such,” said Elizabeth. “What a tragedy! Countess of Leicester!—I mean Dame Amy Dudley; and it’s fair to say she has every reason to call herself the widow of the traitor Robert Dudley.”
“Madam,” said Leicester, “do with me what it may be your will to do, but work no injury on this gentleman; he hath in no way deserved it.”
“Ma'am,” said Leicester, “do whatever you want with me, but please don’t harm this man; he hasn’t done anything to deserve it.”
“And will he be the better for thy intercession,” said the Queen, leaving Tressilian, who slowly arose, and rushing to Leicester, who continued kneeling—“the better for thy intercession, thou doubly false—thou doubly forsworn;—of thy intercession, whose villainy hath made me ridiculous to my subjects and odious to myself? I could tear out mine eyes for their blindness!”
“And will he be better off because of your intercession?” said the Queen, stepping away from Tressilian, who slowly got up and rushed over to Leicester, who was still kneeling—“better off because of your intercession, you doubly false—doubly perjured;—because of your intercession, whose wickedness has made me look ridiculous to my subjects and disgusting to myself? I could rip out my eyes for their blindness!”
Burleigh here ventured to interpose.
Burleigh stepped in here.
“Madam,” he said, “remember that you are a Queen—Queen of England—mother of your people. Give not way to this wild storm of passion.”
“Madam,” he said, “remember that you are a Queen—Queen of England—mother of your people. Don’t give in to this wild storm of passion.”
Elizabeth turned round to him, while a tear actually twinkled in her proud and angry eye. “Burleigh,” she said, “thou art a statesman—thou dost not, thou canst not, comprehend half the scorn, half the misery, that man has poured on me!”
Elizabeth turned to him, with a tear actually sparkling in her proud and angry eye. “Burleigh,” she said, “you’re a statesman—you don’t, you can’t understand even half the scorn, half the misery, that man has put me through!”
With the utmost caution—with the deepest reverence—Burleigh took her hand at the moment he saw her heart was at the fullest, and led her aside to an oriel window, apart from the others.
With great care and deep respect, Burleigh took her hand when he saw her heart was overflowing, and led her to a bay window, away from the others.
“Madam,” he said, “I am a statesman, but I am also a man—a man already grown old in your councils—who have not and cannot have a wish on earth but your glory and happiness; I pray you to be composed.”
“Ma’am,” he said, “I’m a statesman, but I’m also a man—a man who has grown old in your councils—who has no wish in the world but for your glory and happiness; I ask you to remain calm.”
“Ah! Burleigh,” said Elizabeth, “thou little knowest—” here her tears fell over her cheeks in despite of her.
“Ah! Burleigh,” said Elizabeth, “you little know—” here her tears fell down her cheeks despite herself.
“I do—I do know, my honoured sovereign. Oh, beware that you lead not others to guess that which they know not!”
“I do—I do know, my honored sovereign. Oh, be careful that you don’t let others figure out what they don’t know!”
“Ha!” said Elizabeth, pausing as if a new train of thought had suddenly shot across her brain. “Burleigh, thou art right—thou art right—anything but disgrace—anything but a confession of weakness—anything rather than seem the cheated, slighted—'sdeath! to think on it is distraction!”
“Ha!” said Elizabeth, pausing as if a new idea had just popped into her head. “Burleigh, you’re right—you’re right—anything but disgrace—anything but admitting weakness—anything to avoid looking cheated or overlooked—damn! just thinking about it is distracting!”
“Be but yourself, my Queen,” said Burleigh; “and soar far above a weakness which no Englishman will ever believe his Elizabeth could have entertained, unless the violence of her disappointment carries a sad conviction to his bosom.”
“Just be yourself, my Queen,” said Burleigh; “and rise far above any weakness that no Englishman will ever think his Elizabeth could have felt, unless the depth of her disappointment brings a heavy realization to his heart.”
“What weakness, my lord?” said Elizabeth haughtily; “would you too insinuate that the favour in which I held yonder proud traitor derived its source from aught—” But here she could no longer sustain the proud tone which she had assumed, and again softened as she said, “But why should I strive to deceive even thee, my good and wise servant?”
“What weakness, my lord?” Elizabeth said arrogantly. “Are you suggesting that the favor I showed that arrogant traitor came from anything—” But she couldn't keep up her proud tone anymore and softened as she added, “But why should I try to deceive even you, my good and wise servant?”
Burleigh stooped to kiss her hand with affection, and—rare in the annals of courts—a tear of true sympathy dropped from the eye of the minister on the hand of his Sovereign.
Burleigh leaned down to kiss her hand warmly, and—unusual in the history of courts—a genuine tear of sympathy fell from the minister's eye onto his Sovereign's hand.
It is probable that the consciousness of possessing this sympathy aided Elizabeth in supporting her mortification, and suppressing her extreme resentment; but she was still more moved by fear that her passion should betray to the public the affront and the disappointment, which, alike as a woman and a Queen, she was so anxious to conceal. She turned from Burleigh, and sternly paced the hall till her features had recovered their usual dignity, and her mien its wonted stateliness of regular motion.
It’s likely that knowing she had this sympathy helped Elizabeth deal with her embarrassment and hold back her strong anger; however, she was even more affected by the fear that her emotions would expose the insult and disappointment she was desperate to hide, both as a woman and as a Queen. She turned away from Burleigh and walked sternly down the hall until her expression regained its usual dignity, and her posture returned to its characteristic graceful movement.
“Our Sovereign is her noble self once more,” whispered Burleigh to Walsingham; “mark what she does, and take heed you thwart her not.”
“Our queen is back to her noble self,” whispered Burleigh to Walsingham; “watch what she does, and make sure you don’t get in her way.”
She then approached Leicester, and said with calmness, “My Lord Shrewsbury, we discharge you of your prisoner.—My Lord of Leicester, rise and take up your sword; a quarter of an hour's restraint under the custody of our Marshal, my lord, is, we think, no high penance for months of falsehood practised upon us. We will now hear the progress of this affair.” She then seated herself in her chair, and said, “You, Tressilian, step forward, and say what you know.”
She then walked over to Leicester and said calmly, “My Lord Shrewsbury, you're relieved of your prisoner. My Lord of Leicester, stand up and take your sword; being held for just fifteen minutes by our Marshal, my lord, is, in our view, no serious punishment for months of deceit directed at us. We will now discuss the situation.” She then sat down in her chair and said, “You, Tressilian, come forward and share what you know.”
Tressilian told his story generously, suppressing as much as he could what affected Leicester, and saying nothing of their having twice actually fought together. It is very probable that, in doing so, he did the Earl good service; for had the Queen at that instant found anything on account of which she could vent her wrath upon him, without laying open sentiments of which she was ashamed, it might have fared hard with him. She paused when Tressilian had finished his tale.
Tressilian told his story openly, downplaying anything that might hurt Leicester, and not mentioning that they had actually fought together twice. It’s very likely that by doing this, he helped the Earl; if the Queen had found a reason to unleash her anger on him at that moment, without revealing feelings she was embarrassed about, things could have gone badly for him. She paused when Tressilian finished his story.
“We will take that Wayland,” she said, “into our own service, and place the boy in our Secretary office for instruction, that he may in future use discretion towards letters. For you, Tressilian, you did wrong in not communicating the whole truth to us, and your promise not to do so was both imprudent and undutiful. Yet, having given your word to this unhappy lady, it was the part of a man and a gentleman to keep it; and on the whole, we esteem you for the character you have sustained in this matter.—My Lord of Leicester, it is now your turn to tell us the truth, an exercise to which you seem of late to have been too much a stranger.”
“We will take that Wayland,” she said, “into our own service and have the boy work in our Secretary office for training, so he can use discretion with letters in the future. As for you, Tressilian, it was wrong not to share the whole truth with us, and your promise to keep quiet was both careless and ungrateful. However, since you made a commitment to this unfortunate lady, it was the right thing for a man and a gentleman to honor it; overall, we respect you for the way you have handled this situation. —My Lord of Leicester, it’s now your turn to tell us the truth, something you seem to have avoided lately.”
Accordingly, she extorted, by successive questions, the whole history of his first acquaintance with Amy Robsart—their marriage—his jealousy—the causes on which it was founded, and many particulars besides. Leicester's confession, for such it might be called, was wrenched from him piecemeal, yet was upon the whole accurate, excepting that he totally omitted to mention that he had, by implication or otherwise, assented to Varney's designs upon the life of his Countess. Yet the consciousness of this was what at that moment lay nearest to his heart; and although he trusted in great measure to the very positive counter-orders which he had sent by Lambourne, it was his purpose to set out for Cumnor Place in person as soon as he should be dismissed from the presence of the Queen, who, he concluded, would presently leave Kenilworth.
Accordingly, she pressed him with a series of questions to get the full story of how he first met Amy Robsart—their marriage—his jealousy—the reasons behind it, and many other details. Leicester's confession, as it might be called, was pulled out of him piece by piece, but overall it was accurate, except that he completely left out mentioning that he had, directly or indirectly, agreed to Varney's plans regarding the life of his Countess. Yet, that awareness was what weighed most heavily on his mind at that moment; and although he relied significantly on the very definite counter-orders he had sent with Lambourne, he intended to head to Cumnor Place himself as soon as he was dismissed from the Queen's presence, who he thought would soon leave Kenilworth.
But the Earl reckoned without his host. It is true his presence and his communications were gall and wormwood to his once partial mistress. But barred from every other and more direct mode of revenge, the Queen perceived that she gave her false suitor torture by these inquiries, and dwelt on them for that reason, no more regarding the pain which she herself experienced, than the savage cares for the searing of his own hands by grasping the hot pincers with which he tears the flesh of his captive enemy.
But the Earl underestimated his host. It's true that his presence and his messages were like poison to his once-favorable mistress. But cut off from every other, more direct way to get back at him, the Queen realized that she was causing her deceitful suitor pain with her questions, and she lingered on them for that reason, caring no more about the suffering she experienced than a savage cares about the burns on his own hands while using the hot pincers to rip into the flesh of his captured enemy.
At length, however, the haughty lord, like a deer that turns to bay, gave intimation that his patience was failing. “Madam,” he said, “I have been much to blame—more than even your just resentment has expressed. Yet, madam, let me say that my guilt, if it be unpardonable, was not unprovoked, and that if beauty and condescending dignity could seduce the frail heart of a human being, I might plead both as the causes of my concealing this secret from your Majesty.”
At last, though, the arrogant lord, like a deer that turns to fight, signaled that his patience was running out. “Madam,” he said, “I have been very much at fault—more than even your rightful anger has shown. Yet, madam, let me point out that my wrongdoing, if it is unforgivable, was not without reason, and that if beauty and graceful dignity could tempt the weak heart of a person, I could argue that both are the reasons I kept this secret from your Majesty.”
The Queen was so much struck with this reply, which Leicester took care should be heard by no one but herself, that she was for the moment silenced, and the Earl had the temerity to pursue his advantage. “Your Grace, who has pardoned so much, will excuse my throwing myself on your royal mercy for those expressions which were yester-morning accounted but a light offence.”
The Queen was so taken aback by this response, which Leicester made sure only she heard, that she was momentarily speechless, and the Earl had the boldness to take advantage of the situation. “Your Grace, who has forgiven so much, will understand my pleading for your royal mercy regarding those remarks which were considered a minor offense just yesterday morning.”
The Queen fixed her eyes on him while she replied, “Now, by Heaven, my lord, thy effrontery passes the bounds of belief, as well as patience! But it shall avail thee nothing.—What ho! my lords, come all and hear the news-my Lord of Leicester's stolen marriage has cost me a husband, and England a king. His lordship is patriarchal in his tastes—one wife at a time was insufficient, and he designed US the honour of his left hand. Now, is not this too insolent—that I could not grace him with a few marks of court-favour, but he must presume to think my hand and crown at his disposal? You, however, think better of me; and I can pity this ambitious man, as I could a child, whose bubble of soap has burst between his hands. We go to the presence-chamber.—My Lord of Leicester, we command your close attendance on us.”
The Queen fixed her gaze on him as she said, “Honestly, my lord, your boldness is beyond belief and beyond patience! But it won’t do you any good. Hey! My lords, gather around and hear the news—my Lord of Leicester's secret marriage has cost me a husband and the country a king. His lordship is quite traditional in his preferences—one wife at a time wasn’t enough for him, and he had the audacity to think he could have the honor of my left hand. Isn’t this too presumptuous—that I couldn’t show him a little court favor without him assuming my hand and crown were his to take? However, I know you think better of me; and I can feel for this ambitious man, like I would for a child whose soap bubble has popped in their hands. We’re heading to the presence chamber. My Lord of Leicester, we command your close attendance on us.”
All was eager expectation in the hall, and what was the universal astonishment when the Queen said to those next her, “The revels of Kenilworth are not yet exhausted, my lords and ladies—we are to solemnize the noble owner's marriage.”
All was filled with eager anticipation in the hall, and there was universal astonishment when the Queen said to those beside her, “The celebrations of Kenilworth are not over yet, my lords and ladies—we are here to celebrate the noble owner's marriage.”
There was an universal expression of surprise.
There was a universal look of surprise.
“It is true, on our royal word,” said the Queen; “he hath kept this a secret even from us, that he might surprise us with it at this very place and time. I see you are dying of curiosity to know the happy bride. It is Amy Robsart, the same who, to make up the May-game yesterday, figured in the pageant as the wife of his servant Varney.”
“It’s true, on our royal word,” said the Queen; “he has kept this a secret even from us so he could surprise us with it right here and now. I can see you’re dying to know who the lucky bride is. It’s Amy Robsart, the same one who, to make up the May-game yesterday, played the role of his servant Varney’s wife in the pageant.”
“For God's sake, madam,” said the Earl, approaching her with a mixture of humility, vexation, and shame in his countenance, and speaking so low as to be heard by no one else, “take my head, as you threatened in your anger, and spare me these taunts! Urge not a falling man—tread not on a crushed worm.”
“For goodness' sake, madam,” said the Earl, stepping closer to her with a blend of humility, frustration, and shame on his face, speaking quietly enough to avoid being heard by anyone else, “just take my head, like you threatened in your anger, and spare me these insults! Don’t kick a man when he's down—don’t stomp on a crushed worm.”
“A worm, my lord?” said the Queen, in the same tone; “nay, a snake is the nobler reptile, and the more exact similitude—the frozen snake you wot of, which was warmed in a certain bosom—”
“A worm, my lord?” said the Queen, in the same tone; “no, a snake is the nobler reptile, and the more accurate comparison—the frozen snake you know of, which was warmed in a certain bosom—”
“For your own sake—for mine, madam,” said the Earl—“while there is yet some reason left in me—”
“For your own good—for mine, madam,” the Earl said, “while there’s still some reason left in me—”
“Speak aloud, my lord,” said Elizabeth, “and at farther distance, so please you—your breath thaws our ruff. What have you to ask of us?”
“Speak up, my lord,” said Elizabeth, “and a bit farther away, if you don’t mind—your breath is messing with our ruff. What do you want to ask us?”
“Permission,” said the unfortunate Earl humbly, “to travel to Cumnor Place.”
“May I have permission,” the unfortunate Earl said humbly, “to travel to Cumnor Place?”
“To fetch home your bride belike?—Why, ay—that is but right, for, as we have heard, she is indifferently cared for there. But, my lord, you go not in person; we have counted upon passing certain days in this Castle of Kenilworth, and it were slight courtesy to leave us without a landlord during our residence here. Under your favour, we cannot think to incur such disgrace in the eyes of our subjects. Tressilian shall go to Cumnor Place instead of you, and with him some gentleman who hath been sworn of our chamber, lest my Lord of Leicester should be again jealous of his old rival.—Whom wouldst thou have to be in commission with thee, Tressilian?”
“To bring home your bride, perhaps?—Well, yes—that makes sense, since, as we've heard, she isn’t being treated well there. But, my lord, you won’t go yourself; we were planning to spend some time in this Castle of Kenilworth, and it would be quite rude to leave us without a host during our stay here. With all due respect, we can't afford to face such shame in front of our subjects. Tressilian will go to Cumnor Place instead of you, accompanied by a gentleman from our chamber, so my Lord of Leicester won’t feel threatened by his old rival again.—Who do you want to be with you, Tressilian?”
Tressilian, with humble deference, suggested the name of Raleigh.
Tressilian, with respectful humility, proposed the name of Raleigh.
“Why, ay,” said the Queen; “so God ha' me, thou hast made a good choice. He is a young knight besides, and to deliver a lady from prison is an appropriate first adventure.—Cumnor Place is little better than a prison, you are to know, my lords and ladies. Besides, there are certain faitours there whom we would willingly have in safe keeping. You will furnish them, Master Secretary, with the warrant necessary to secure the bodies of Richard Varney and the foreign Alasco, dead or alive. Take a sufficient force with you, gentlemen—bring the lady here in all honour—lose no time, and God be with you!”
“Why, yes,” said the Queen; “I swear, you’ve made a good choice. He’s a young knight too, and rescuing a lady from prison is a fitting first adventure. Cumnor Place is hardly better than a prison, just so you know, my lords and ladies. Besides, there are certain troublemakers there whom we’d like to have securely detained. You will provide them, Master Secretary, with the necessary warrant to capture Richard Varney and the foreign Alasco, dead or alive. Take a sufficient force with you, gentlemen—bring the lady here honorably—don’t waste any time, and God be with you!”
They bowed, and left the presence,
They bowed and left the room.
Who shall describe how the rest of that day was spent at Kenilworth? The Queen, who seemed to have remained there for the sole purpose of mortifying and taunting the Earl of Leicester, showed herself as skilful in that female art of vengeance, as she was in the science of wisely governing her people. The train of state soon caught the signal, and as he walked among his own splendid preparations, the Lord of Kenilworth, in his own Castle, already experienced the lot of a disgraced courtier, in the slight regard and cold manners of alienated friends, and the ill-concealed triumph of avowed and open enemies. Sussex, from his natural military frankness of disposition, Burleigh and Walsingham, from their penetrating and prospective sagacity, and some of the ladies, from the compassion of their sex, were the only persons in the crowded court who retained towards him the countenance they had borne in the morning.
Who can say how the rest of that day went at Kenilworth? The Queen, who seemed to be there solely to humiliate and tease the Earl of Leicester, displayed her skill in the art of female revenge just as adeptly as she governed her people. The royal entourage soon caught the signal, and as he walked among his own impressive arrangements, the Lord of Kenilworth, in his own Castle, was already feeling like a disgraced courtier, facing the dismissive attitudes and cold behavior of estranged friends, along with the barely concealed triumph of open enemies. Sussex, due to his naturally straightforward military nature, Burleigh and Walsingham, with their sharp foresight, and a few of the women, out of sympathy, were the only people in the crowded court who still treated him as they had that morning.
So much had Leicester been accustomed to consider court favour as the principal object of his life, that all other sensations were, for the time, lost in the agony which his haughty spirit felt at the succession of petty insults and studied neglects to which he had been subjected; but when he retired to his own chamber for the night, that long, fair tress of hair which had once secured Amy's letter fell under his observation, and, with the influence of a counter-charm, awakened his heart to nobler and more natural feelings. He kissed it a thousand times; and while he recollected that he had it always in his power to shun the mortifications which he had that day undergone, by retiring into a dignified and even prince-like seclusion with the beautiful and beloved partner of his future life, he felt that he could rise above the revenge which Elizabeth had condescended to take.
Leicester had become so used to viewing court favor as the main goal of his life that all other feelings were momentarily overshadowed by the pain caused by the series of small insults and deliberate neglect he had faced. But when he retired to his room for the night, the long, beautiful lock of hair that had once carried Amy's letter caught his eye and, with its soothing effect, stirred his heart to feel nobler and more genuine emotions. He kissed it countless times; and as he remembered that he could always escape the humiliation he had endured that day by retreating into a dignified, almost royal solitude with the beautiful woman he loved and hoped to spend his life with, he realized he could rise above the revenge that Elizabeth had stooped to take.
Accordingly, on the following day the whole conduct of the Earl displayed so much dignified equanimity—he seemed so solicitous about the accommodations and amusements of his guests, yet so indifferent to their personal demeanour towards him—so respectfully distant to the Queen, yet so patient of her harassing displeasure—that Elizabeth changed her manner to him, and, though cold and distant, ceased to offer him any direct affront. She intimated also with some sharpness to others around her, who thought they were consulting her pleasure in showing a neglectful conduct to the Earl, that while they remained at Kenilworth they ought to show the civility due from guests to the Lord of the Castle. In short, matters were so far changed in twenty-four hours that some of the more experienced and sagacious courtiers foresaw a strong possibility of Leicester's restoration to favour, and regulated their demeanour towards him, as those who might one day claim merit for not having deserted him in adversity. It is time, however, to leave these intrigues, and follow Tressilian and Raleigh on their journey.
Accordingly, the next day, the Earl's behavior showed such composed dignity—he seemed genuinely concerned about the comfort and entertainment of his guests, yet completely indifferent to how they treated him. He was respectfully distant with the Queen but handled her annoying displeasure with patience—this made Elizabeth change her approach towards him. Although she remained cold and distant, she stopped directly insulting him. She also pointedly indicated to those around her, who believed they were pleasing her by neglecting the Earl, that while they were at Kenilworth, they should show the proper courtesy expected from guests to the Lord of the Castle. In short, things had shifted so much in just twenty-four hours that some of the more astute courtiers anticipated a strong chance of Leicester regaining favor, adjusting their behavior towards him as if they might one day take credit for not abandoning him in tough times. However, it’s time to leave these intrigues behind and continue on the journey with Tressilian and Raleigh.
The troop consisted of six persons; for, besides Wayland, they had in company a royal pursuivant and two stout serving-men. All were well-armed, and travelled as fast as it was possible with justice to their horses, which had a long journey before them. They endeavoured to procure some tidings as they rode along of Varney and his party, but could hear none, as they had travelled in the dark. At a small village about twelve miles from Kenilworth, where they gave some refreshment to their horses, a poor clergyman, the curate of the place, came out of a small cottage, and entreated any of the company who might know aught of surgery to look in for an instant on a dying man.
The group consisted of six people; besides Wayland, they were accompanied by a royal herald and two sturdy servants. Everyone was well-armed and traveled as quickly as they could without risking their horses, which had a long journey ahead. They tried to gather some news about Varney and his group as they rode along, but they couldn’t find any since they had traveled in the dark. At a small village about twelve miles from Kenilworth, where they stopped to rest their horses, a poor clergyman, the local curate, came out of a small cottage and urgently asked any of the group who knew anything about medicine to check in briefly on a dying man.
The empiric Wayland undertook to do his best, and as the curate conducted him to the spot, he learned that the man had been found on the highroad, about a mile from the village, by labourers, as they were going to their work on the preceding morning, and the curate had given him shelter in his house. He had received a gun-shot wound, which seemed to be obviously mortal; but whether in a brawl or from robbers they could not learn, as he was in a fever, and spoke nothing connectedly. Wayland entered the dark and lowly apartment, and no sooner had the curate drawn aside the curtain than he knew, in the distorted features of the patient, the countenance of Michael Lambourne. Under pretence of seeking something which he wanted, Wayland hastily apprised his fellow-travellers of this extraordinary circumstance; and both Tressilian and Raleigh, full of boding apprehensions, hastened to the curate's house to see the dying man.
The practical Wayland set out to do his best, and as the curate led him to the location, he found out that the man had been discovered on the highway, about a mile from the village, by workers on their way to work the morning before, and the curate had taken him into his home. He had suffered a gunshot wound that seemed clearly fatal; however, they couldn't determine if it was from a fight or robbery, as he was feverish and spoke incoherently. Wayland entered the dark, cramped room, and as soon as the curate pulled back the curtain, he recognized the twisted features of the patient as Michael Lambourne. Pretending to look for something he needed, Wayland quickly informed his fellow travelers of this shocking news; both Tressilian and Raleigh, filled with ominous anxiety, rushed to the curate's house to see the dying man.
The wretch was by this time in the agonies of death, from which a much better surgeon than Wayland could not have rescued him, for the bullet had passed clear through his body. He was sensible, however, at least in part, for he knew Tressilian, and made signs that he wished him to stoop over his bed. Tressilian did so, and after some inarticulate murmurs, in which the names of Varney and Lady Leicester were alone distinguishable, Lambourne bade him “make haste, or he would come too late.” It was in vain Tressilian urged the patient for further information; he seemed to become in some degree delirious, and when he again made a signal to attract Tressilian's attention, it was only for the purpose of desiring him to inform his uncle, Giles Gosling of the Black Bear, that “he had died without his shoes after all.” A convulsion verified his words a few minutes after, and the travellers derived nothing from having met with him, saving the obscure fears concerning the fate of the Countess, which his dying words were calculated to convey, and which induced them to urge their journey with the utmost speed, pressing horses in the Queen's name when those which they rode became unfit for service.
The unfortunate man was by then in the throes of death, from which even a much more skilled surgeon than Wayland couldn’t have saved him, since the bullet had gone straight through his body. He was somewhat aware, at least, as he recognized Tressilian and gestured for him to lean over his bed. Tressilian obliged, and after some unintelligible mumblings, in which the names Varney and Lady Leicester were the only ones clear, Lambourne told him to "hurry up, or he would be too late." Tressilian tried to get more information from him, but he seemed to drift into a kind of delirium, and when he managed to signal Tressilian again, it was just to ask him to tell his uncle, Giles Gosling of the Black Bear, that "he had died without his shoes after all." A fit confirmed his words moments later, and the travelers learned nothing from this encounter, except for vague fears about the Countess's fate, which his final words hinted at, pushing them to continue their journey at full speed, commandeering horses in the Queen's name whenever their mounts became unserviceable.
CHAPTER XLI.
The death-bell thrice was heard to ring,
An aerial voice was heard to call,
And thrice the raven flapp'd its wing
Around the towers of Cumnor Hall. —MICKLE.
The death bell rang three times,
An ethereal voice was heard calling,
And three times the raven flapped its wings
Around the towers of Cumnor Hall. —MICKLE.
We are now to return to that part of our story where we intimated that Varney, possessed of the authority of the Earl of Leicester, and of the Queen's permission to the same effect, hastened to secure himself against discovery of his perfidy by removing the Countess from Kenilworth Castle. He had proposed to set forth early in the morning; but reflecting that the Earl might relent in the interim, and seek another interview with the Countess, he resolved to prevent, by immediate departure, all chance of what would probably have ended in his detection and ruin. For this purpose he called for Lambourne, and was exceedingly incensed to find that his trusty attendant was abroad on some ramble in the neighbouring village, or elsewhere. As his return was expected, Sir Richard commanded that he should prepare himself for attending him on an immediate journey, and follow him in case he returned after his departure.
We now go back to the part of our story where we mentioned that Varney, held the authority of the Earl of Leicester and had Queen's permission to do so, hurried to protect himself from being discovered for his betrayal by taking the Countess away from Kenilworth Castle. He had planned to leave early in the morning, but thinking that the Earl might change his mind and want to see the Countess again, he decided to leave immediately to avoid any chance of being caught and ruined. To do this, he called for Lambourne and was very frustrated to learn that his loyal servant was out wandering in the nearby village or elsewhere. Since Lambourne's return was anticipated, Sir Richard ordered him to get ready for an immediate journey and follow him if he came back after Sir Richard had left.
In the meanwhile, Varney used the ministry of a servant called Robin Tider, one to whom the mysteries of Cumnor Place were already in some degree known, as he had been there more than once in attendance on the Earl. To this man, whose character resembled that of Lambourne, though he was neither quite so prompt nor altogether so profligate, Varney gave command to have three horses saddled, and to prepare a horse-litter, and have them in readiness at the postern gate. The natural enough excuse of his lady's insanity, which was now universally believed, accounted for the secrecy with which she was to be removed from the Castle, and he reckoned on the same apology in case the unfortunate Amy's resistance or screams should render such necessary. The agency of Anthony Foster was indispensable, and that Varney now went to secure.
In the meantime, Varney enlisted the help of a servant named Robin Tider, who was already somewhat familiar with the secrets of Cumnor Place, as he had been there a few times serving the Earl. To this man, who shared some traits with Lambourne but was neither as quick to act nor as reckless, Varney ordered three horses to be saddled, a horse-litter to be prepared, and everything to be ready at the back gate. The widely accepted excuse of his lady's madness, which everyone now believed, explained the secrecy around her departure from the Castle, and he planned to use the same excuse if the unfortunate Amy struggled or screamed, making it necessary. Securing the involvement of Anthony Foster was crucial, and that was what Varney was going to do.
This person, naturally of a sour, unsocial disposition, and somewhat tired, besides, with his journey from Cumnor to Warwickshire, in order to bring the news of the Countess's escape, had early extricated himself from the crowd of wassailers, and betaken himself to his chamber, where he lay asleep, when Varney, completely equipped for travelling, and with a dark lantern in his hand, entered his apartment. He paused an instant to listen to what his associate was murmuring in his sleep, and could plainly distinguish the words, “AVE MARIA—ORA PRO NOBIS. No, it runs not so—deliver us from evil—ay, so it goes.”
This person, naturally grumpy and unfriendly, and a bit exhausted from his journey from Cumnor to Warwickshire to deliver the news of the Countess's escape, had left the group of partygoers early and gone to his room, where he had fallen asleep. While he was there, Varney, fully packed for travel and holding a dark lantern, entered his room. He paused for a moment to listen to what his companion was mumbling in his sleep and could clearly make out the words, “HAIL MARY—PRAY FOR US. No, that’s not right—deliver us from evil—yes, that’s how it goes.”
“Praying in his sleep,” said Varney, “and confounding his old and new devotions. He must have more need of prayer ere I am done with him.—What ho! holy man, most blessed penitent!—awake—awake! The devil has not discharged you from service yet.”
“Praying in his sleep,” said Varney, “and mixing up his old and new devotions. He’ll need more prayers before I’m finished with him. —Hey! holy man, most blessed penitent! —wake up —wake up! The devil hasn’t let you off duty yet.”
As Varney at the same time shook the sleeper by the arm, it changed the current of his ideas, and he roared out, “Thieves!—thieves! I will die in defence of my gold—my hard-won gold—that has cost me so dear. Where is Janet?—Is Janet safe?”
As Varney shook the sleeper by the arm, it changed his thoughts, and he yelled, “Thieves!—thieves! I will die defending my gold—my hard-earned gold that has cost me so much. Where is Janet?—Is Janet safe?”
“Safe enough, thou bellowing fool!” said Varney; “art thou not ashamed of thy clamour?”
“Safe enough, you loud fool!” said Varney; “aren't you ashamed of your shouting?”
Foster by this time was broad awake, and sitting up in his bed, asked Varney the meaning of so untimely a visit. “It augurs nothing good,” he added.
Foster was now wide awake, sitting up in his bed, and asked Varney what such an early visit meant. “It doesn’t bode well,” he added.
“A false prophecy, most sainted Anthony,” returned Varney; “it augurs that the hour is come for converting thy leasehold into copyhold. What sayest thou to that?”
“A false prophecy, most revered Anthony,” Varney replied; “it suggests that the time has come to change your leasehold into copyhold. What do you think about that?”
“Hadst thou told me this in broad day,” said Foster, “I had rejoiced; but at this dead hour, and by this dim light, and looking on thy pale face, which is a ghastly contradiction to thy light words, I cannot but rather think of the work that is to be done, than the guerdon to be gained by it.”
“Had you told me this in broad daylight,” said Foster, “I would have been happy; but at this late hour, and with this dim light, and seeing your pale face, which is a ghastly contradiction to your cheerful words, I can’t help but think more about the work that needs to be done rather than the reward that might come from it.”
“Why, thou fool, it is but to escort thy charge back to Cumnor Place.”
“Why, you fool, it's just to take your charge back to Cumnor Place.”
“Is that indeed all?” said Foster; “thou lookest deadly pale, and thou art not moved by trifles—is that indeed all?”
“Is that really it?” said Foster; “you look really pale, and you’re not affected by small things— is that really it?”
“Ay, that—and maybe a trifle more,” said Varney.
“Yeah, that—and maybe a little more,” said Varney.
“Ah, that trifle more!” said Foster; “still thou lookest paler and paler.”
“Ah, just a little more!” said Foster; “but you still look paler and paler.”
“Heed not my countenance,” said Varney; “you see it by this wretched light. Up and be doing, man. Think of Cumnor Place—thine own proper copyhold. Why, thou mayest found a weekly lectureship, besides endowing Janet like a baron's daughter. Seventy pounds and odd.”
“Don’t pay attention to my appearance,” Varney said; “you see it in this terrible light. Get up and get moving, man. Think about Cumnor Place—your own property. You could set up a weekly lecture series and also provide for Janet like a baron’s daughter. Seventy pounds and some change.”
“Seventy-nine pounds, five shillings and fivepence half-penny, besides the value of the wood,” said Foster; “and I am to have it all as copyhold?”
“Seventy-nine pounds, five shillings, and five and a half pence, plus the value of the wood,” said Foster; “and I get all of that as copyhold?”
“All, man—squirrels and all. No gipsy shall cut the value of a broom—no boy so much as take a bird's nest—without paying thee a quittance.—Ay, that is right—don thy matters as fast as possible; horses and everything are ready, all save that accursed villain Lambourne, who is out on some infernal gambol.”
“All, man—squirrels and all. No gypsy shall lower the value of a broom—no boy should even take a bird's nest—without giving you something in return. —Yeah, that’s right—get your things together as quickly as you can; the horses and everything are ready, all except that cursed villain Lambourne, who is off on some hellish adventure.”
“Ay, Sir Richard,” said Foster, “you would take no advice. I ever told you that drunken profligate would fail you at need. Now I could have helped you to a sober young man.”
“Ay, Sir Richard,” said Foster, “you wouldn’t take any advice. I always told you that drunken wastrel would let you down when you needed him. Now I could have directed you to a sober young man.”
“What, some slow-spoken, long-breathed brother of the congregation? Why, we shall have use for such also, man. Heaven be praised, we shall lack labourers of every kind.—Ay, that is right—forget not your pistols. Come now, and let us away.”
“What, some soft-spoken, long-winded member of the group? Well, we could use someone like that too, for sure. Thank goodness we won’t be short on workers of any kind.—Yeah, that’s right—don’t forget your guns. Come on, let’s get going.”
“Whither?” said Anthony.
"Where to?" said Anthony.
“To my lady's chamber; and, mind, she MUST along with us. Thou art not a fellow to be startled by a shriek?”
“To my lady's room; and, remember, she HAS to come with us. You're not the type to be scared by a scream, are you?”
“Not if Scripture reason can be rendered for it; and it is written, 'Wives obey your husbands.' But will my lord's commands bear us out if we use violence?”
“Not if the reasoning from Scripture can support it; and it says, 'Wives, obey your husbands.' But will my lord's commands justify us if we resort to violence?”
“Tush, man! here is his signet,” answered Varney; and having thus silenced the objections of his associate, they went together to Lord Hunsdon's apartments, and acquainting the sentinel with their purpose, as a matter sanctioned by the Queen and the Earl of Leicester, they entered the chamber of the unfortunate Countess.
“Tush, man! Here’s his signet,” replied Varney; and after putting a stop to his associate’s objections, they went together to Lord Hunsdon's quarters. They informed the guard of their purpose, which was approved by the Queen and the Earl of Leicester, and entered the room of the unfortunate Countess.
The horror of Amy may be conceived when, starting from a broken slumber, she saw at her bedside Varney, the man on earth she most feared and hated. It was even a consolation to see that he was not alone, though she had so much reason to dread his sullen companion.
The horror of Amy can be understood when, waking from a restless sleep, she saw Varney by her bedside, the one person on earth she feared and hated the most. It was somewhat comforting to see that he wasn't alone, even though she had plenty of reason to fear his gloomy companion.
“Madam,” said Varney, “there is no time for ceremony. My Lord of Leicester, having fully considered the exigencies of the time, sends you his orders immediately to accompany us on our return to Cumnor Place. See, here is his signet, in token of his instant and pressing commands.”
“Ma'am,” Varney said, “there's no time for formalities. My Lord of Leicester, having fully thought about the current situation, urgently sends you orders to join us on our way back to Cumnor Place. Look, here’s his seal, as proof of his immediate and pressing instructions.”
“It is false!” said the Countess; “thou hast stolen the warrant—thou, who art capable of every villainy, from the blackest to the basest!”
“It’s not true!” said the Countess; “you’ve stolen the warrant—you, who are capable of every kind of wrongdoing, from the worst to the lowest!”
“It is TRUE, madam,” replied Varney; “so true, that if you do not instantly arise, and prepare to attend us, we must compel you to obey our orders.”
“It is TRUE, ma'am,” Varney replied; “so true, that if you don’t get up right now and get ready to join us, we’ll have to force you to follow our orders.”
“Compel! Thou darest not put it to that issue, base as thou art!” exclaimed the unhappy Countess.
“Compel! You wouldn't dare let it come to that, you lowlife!” exclaimed the unhappy Countess.
“That remains to be proved, madam,” said Varney, who had determined on intimidation as the only means of subduing her high spirit; “if you put me to it, you will find me a rough groom of the chambers.”
“That still needs to be proven, ma'am,” said Varney, who had decided that intimidation was the only way to break her strong will; “if you push me, you'll discover I'm a tough servant of the chambers.”
It was at this threat that Amy screamed so fearfully that, had it not been for the received opinion of her insanity, she would quickly have had Lord Hunsdon and others to her aid. Perceiving, however, that her cries were vain, she appealed to Foster in the most affecting terms, conjuring him, as his daughter Janet's honour and purity were dear to him, not to permit her to be treated with unwomanly violence.
It was at this threat that Amy screamed so loudly that, if people hadn't believed she was insane, she would have quickly had Lord Hunsdon and others come to her aid. Seeing that her cries were useless, she turned to Foster in the most emotional way, begging him, as his daughter Janet's honor and purity mattered to him, not to let her be treated with unladylike violence.
“Why, madam, wives must obey their husbands—-there's Scripture warrant for it,” said Foster; “and if you will dress yourself, and come with us patiently, there's no one shall lay finger on you while I can draw a pistol-trigger.”
“Why, ma'am, wives have to listen to their husbands—there's a biblical reason for that,” said Foster; “and if you’ll get ready and come with us willingly, no one will touch you while I can pull the trigger on a pistol.”
Seeing no help arrive, and comforted even by the dogged language of Foster, the Countess promised to arise and dress herself, if they would agree to retire from the room. Varney at the same time assured her of all safety and honour while in their hands, and promised that he himself would not approach her, since his presence was so displeasing. Her husband, he added, would be at Cumnor Place within twenty-four hours after they had reached it.
Seeing no help coming and feeling reassured by Foster's stubborn words, the Countess agreed to get up and get dressed if they would leave the room. Varney also assured her that she would be safe and respected while she was with them and promised that he wouldn't come near her since his presence was so unwanted. He added that her husband would be at Cumnor Place within twenty-four hours after they arrived there.
Somewhat comforted by this assurance, upon which, however, she saw little reason to rely, the unhappy Amy made her toilette by the assistance of the lantern, which they left with her when they quitted the apartment.
Somewhat reassured by this promise, which she didn't really trust, the unhappy Amy got ready with the help of the lantern they left with her when they left the room.
Weeping, trembling, and praying, the unfortunate lady dressed herself with sensations how different from the days in which she was wont to decorate herself in all the pride of conscious beauty! She endeavoured to delay the completing her dress as long as she could, until, terrified by the impatience of Varney, she was obliged to declare herself ready to attend them.
Weeping, trembling, and praying, the unfortunate lady put on her clothes, feeling emotions very different from the days when she used to dress herself with all the confidence of knowing she was beautiful! She tried to take her time getting ready for as long as possible, until, scared by Varney's impatience, she had to admit that she was ready to join them.
When they were about to move, the Countess clung to Foster with such an appearance of terror at Varney's approach that the latter protested to her, with a deep oath, that he had no intention whatever of even coming near her. “If you do but consent to execute your husband's will in quietness, you shall,” he said, “see but little of me. I will leave you undisturbed to the care of the usher whom your good taste prefers.”
When they were about to leave, the Countess held onto Foster with such fear at Varney's approach that he swore to her, with a serious oath, that he had no plan of getting anywhere near her. “If you just agree to carry out your husband's wishes quietly, you’ll,” he said, “not see much of me. I’ll let you be in peace with the usher who you prefer.”
“My husband's will!” she exclaimed. “But it is the will of God, and let that be sufficient to me. I will go with Master Foster as unresistingly as ever did a literal sacrifice. He is a father at least; and will have decency, if not humanity. For thee, Varney, were it my latest word, thou art an equal stranger to both.”
“My husband’s will!” she said. “But it’s the will of God, and that’s enough for me. I will go with Master Foster just as willingly as any literal sacrifice. He is at least a father; he will have decency, if not compassion. As for you, Varney, even if it were my last words, you’re a complete stranger to both.”
Varney replied only she was at liberty to choose, and walked some paces before them to show the way; while, half leaning on Foster, and half carried by him, the Countess was transported from Saintlowe's Tower to the postern gate, where Tider waited with the litter and horses.
Varney simply said she could choose, and walked a few steps ahead to lead the way; meanwhile, half leaning on Foster and half being supported by him, the Countess was taken from Saintlowe's Tower to the postern gate, where Tider was waiting with the litter and horses.
The Countess was placed in the former without resistance. She saw with some satisfaction that, while Foster and Tider rode close by the litter, which the latter conducted, the dreaded Varney lingered behind, and was soon lost in darkness. A little while she strove, as the road winded round the verge of the lake, to keep sight of those stately towers which called her husband lord, and which still, in some places, sparkled with lights, where wassailers were yet revelling. But when the direction of the road rendered this no longer possible, she drew back her head, and sinking down in the litter, recommended herself to the care of Providence.
The Countess was placed in the previous carriage without any struggle. She felt some satisfaction noticing that while Foster and Tider rode close by the litter, which Tider was handling, the feared Varney lagged behind and soon disappeared into the darkness. For a while, as the road wound around the edge of the lake, she tried to keep her eyes on those grand towers that her husband ruled over, which still sparkled with lights in some areas where revelers were still celebrating. But when the road turned and made it impossible to see them any longer, she pulled her head back and sank down in the litter, putting her trust in Providence.
Besides the desire of inducing the Countess to proceed quietly on her journey, Varney had it also in view to have an interview with Lambourne, by whom he every moment expected to be joined, without the presence of any witnesses. He knew the character of this man, prompt, bloody, resolute, and greedy, and judged him the most fit agent he could employ in his further designs. But ten miles of their journey had been measured ere he heard the hasty clatter of horse's hoofs behind him, and was overtaken by Michael Lambourne.
Besides wanting the Countess to continue her journey quietly, Varney also aimed to have a private meeting with Lambourne, who he expected to join him at any moment without any witnesses around. He understood the nature of this man—quick, ruthless, determined, and greedy—and thought he would be the best person to help with his future plans. But they had only covered ten miles of their journey when he heard the swift sound of horse hooves behind him, and Michael Lambourne caught up with him.
Fretted as he was with his absence, Varney received his profligate servant with a rebuke of unusual bitterness. “Drunken villain,” he said, “thy idleness and debauched folly will stretch a halter ere it be long, and, for me, I care not how soon!”
Fretted as he was by his absence, Varney greeted his reckless servant with an unusually harsh reprimand. “Drunken scoundrel,” he said, “your laziness and wild behavior will get you hanged before long, and honestly, I couldn’t care less how soon that happens!”
This style of objurgation Lambourne, who was elated to an unusual degree, not only by an extraordinary cup of wine, but by the sort of confidential interview he had just had with the Earl, and the secret of which he had made himself master, did not receive with his wonted humility. “He would take no insolence of language,” he said, “from the best knight that ever wore spurs. Lord Leicester had detained him on some business of import, and that was enough for Varney, who was but a servant like himself.”
This type of scolding was something Lambourne, who was unusually happy not only from an extraordinary cup of wine but also from the confidential conversation he just had with the Earl, chose to respond to differently than he usually would. “I won’t take any disrespect from the best knight who ever wore spurs,” he said, “because Lord Leicester had held me up for some important business, and that’s sufficient for Varney, who is just a servant like me.”
Varney was not a little surprised at his unusual tone of insolence; but ascribing it to liquor, suffered it to pass as if unnoticed, and then began to tamper with Lambourne touching his willingness to aid in removing out of the Earl of Leicester's way an obstacle to a rise, which would put it in his power to reward his trusty followers to their utmost wish. And upon Michael Lambourne's seeming ignorant what was meant, he plainly indicated “the litter-load, yonder,” as the impediment which he desired should be removed.
Varney was quite surprised by his unusual tone of arrogance; however, attributing it to alcohol, he let it slide as if it was unnoticeable. He then started to persuade Lambourne about his willingness to help get rid of an obstacle in the way of the Earl of Leicester's rise, which would allow him to reward his loyal followers to their fullest potential. When Michael Lambourne seemed clueless about what was meant, he clearly pointed out “the litter-load over there” as the obstacle he wanted removed.
“Look you, Sir Richard, and so forth,” said Michael, “some are wiser than some, that is one thing, and some are worse than some, that's another. I know my lord's mind on this matter better than thou, for he hath trusted me fully in the matter. Here are his mandates, and his last words were, Michael Lambourne—for his lordship speaks to me as a gentleman of the sword, and useth not the words drunken villain, or such like phrase, of those who know not how to bear new dignities—Varney, says he, must pay the utmost respect to my Countess. I trust to you for looking to it, Lambourne, says his lordship, and you must bring back my signet from him peremptorily.”
“Listen, Sir Richard,” said Michael, “some people are wiser than others, and some are worse, too. I understand my lord's thoughts on this better than you do, because he has fully trusted me with this matter. Here are his orders, and his final words were, ‘Michael Lambourne—for he speaks to me like a gentleman of the sword, and doesn’t use phrases like drunken villain, which are for those who don’t know how to handle new responsibilities—Varney, he says, must show the utmost respect to my Countess. I’m counting on you to make sure of it, Lambourne,’ said his lordship, ‘and you must bring back my signet from him without fail.’”
“Ay,” replied Varney, “said he so, indeed? You know all, then?”
“Ay,” replied Varney, “did he really say that? So you know everything, then?”
“All—all; and you were as wise to make a friend of me while the weather is fair betwixt us.”
"All—everything; and it was smart of you to befriend me while things are good between us."
“And was there no one present,” said Varney, “when my lord so spoke?”
“And was there no one there,” said Varney, “when my lord said that?”
“Not a breathing creature,” replied Lambourne. “Think you my lord would trust any one with such matters, save an approved man of action like myself?”
“Not a single soul,” replied Lambourne. “Do you really think my lord would trust anyone with important matters, except for a reliable person of action like me?”
“Most true,” said Varney; and making a pause, he looked forward on the moonlight road. They were traversing a wide and open heath. The litter being at least a mile before them, was both out of sight and hearing. He looked behind, and there was an expanse, lighted by the moonbeams, without one human being in sight. He resumed his speech to Lambourne: “And will you turn upon your master, who has introduced you to this career of court-like favour—whose apprentice you have been, Michael—who has taught you the depths and shallows of court intrigue?”
“Most certainly,” said Varney; and pausing, he gazed down the moonlit road. They were crossing a wide, open heath. The cart was at least a mile ahead, completely out of sight and sound. He glanced back, and there was a stretch illuminated by the moonlight, with no one to be seen. He continued speaking to Lambourne: “And are you really going to turn against your master, who has introduced you to this world of courtly favor—who you’ve served as an apprentice, Michael—who has shown you the ins and outs of court intrigue?”
“Michael not me!” said Lambourne; “I have a name will brook a MASTER before it as well as another; and as to the rest, if I have been an apprentice, my indenture is out, and I am resolute to set up for myself.”
“Not me, Michael!” said Lambourne. “I have a name that can stand alongside a MASTER just like anyone else, and regarding everything else, if I’ve been an apprentice, my contract is up, and I’m determined to start my own business.”
“Take thy quittance first, thou fool!” said Varney; and with a pistol, which he had for some time held in his hand, shot Lambourne through the body.
“Get your payment first, you fool!” said Varney; and with a pistol, which he had been holding for a while, shot Lambourne through the body.
The wretch fell from his horse without a single groan; and Varney, dismounting, rifled his pockets, turning out the lining, that it might appear he had fallen by robbers. He secured the Earl's packet, which was his chief object; but he also took Lambourne's purse, containing some gold pieces, the relics of what his debauchery had left him, and from a singular combination of feelings, carried it in his hand only the length of a small river, which crossed the road, into which he threw it as far as he could fling. Such are the strange remnants of conscience which remain after she seems totally subdued, that this cruel and remorseless man would have felt himself degraded had he pocketed the few pieces belonging to the wretch whom he had thus ruthlessly slain.
The unfortunate man fell from his horse without making a sound; and Varney, getting off, searched his pockets, turning out the lining to make it look like he had been attacked by robbers. He took the Earl's packet, which was his main goal, but he also grabbed Lambourne's wallet, which had some gold coins left over from his partying. For a strange mix of reasons, he only carried it a short distance across a small river that crossed the road, into which he threw it as far as he could. These are the odd remnants of conscience that linger even after it seems completely crushed, as this cruel and unfeeling man would have felt ashamed if he had kept the few coins belonging to the man he had brutally killed.
The murderer reloaded his pistol after cleansing the lock and barrel from the appearances of late explosion, and rode calmly after the litter, satisfying himself that he had so adroitly removed a troublesome witness to many of his intrigues, and the bearer of mandates which he had no intentions to obey, and which, therefore, he was desirous it should be thought had never reached his hand.
The killer reloaded his gun after cleaning the lock and barrel from the signs of a recent discharge, then rode calmly after the carriage, satisfied that he had skillfully eliminated a troublesome witness to many of his schemes, as well as the messenger carrying orders he had no intention of following, and which he wanted everyone to believe had never reached him.
The remainder of the journey was made with a degree of speed which showed the little care they had for the health of the unhappy Countess. They paused only at places where all was under their command, and where the tale they were prepared to tell of the insane Lady Varney would have obtained ready credit had she made an attempt to appeal to the compassion of the few persons admitted to see her. But Amy saw no chance of obtaining a hearing from any to whom she had an opportunity of addressing herself; and besides, was too terrified for the presence of Varney to violate the implied condition under which she was to travel free from his company. The authority of Varney, often so used during the Earl's private journeys to Cumnor, readily procured relays of horses where wanted, so that they approached Cumnor Place upon the night after they left Kenilworth.
The rest of the journey was made at a speed that showed how little they cared for the health of the unfortunate Countess. They stopped only at places where they had full control, and where the story they were ready to tell about the crazy Lady Varney would have easily been believed if she had tried to appeal to the sympathy of the few people allowed to see her. But Amy saw no chance of getting anyone to listen to her as she didn’t have the opportunity to speak to anyone; and besides, she was too scared of Varney to break the unspoken rule that allowed her to travel away from him. Varney’s authority, often used during the Earl's private trips to Cumnor, easily secured fresh horses when needed, so they approached Cumnor Place the night after leaving Kenilworth.
At this period of the journey Varney came up to the rear of the litter, as he had done before repeatedly during their progress, and asked, “How does she?”
At this point in the journey, Varney approached the back of the litter, as he had done many times before, and asked, “How is she doing?”
“She sleeps,” said Foster. “I would we were home—her strength is exhausted.”
“She’s sleeping,” said Foster. “I wish we were home—she’s completely worn out.”
“Rest will restore her,” answered Varney. “She shall soon sleep sound and long. We must consider how to lodge her in safety.”
“Rest will help her recover,” Varney replied. “She’ll be sleeping deeply and for a long time soon. We need to figure out how to keep her safe.”
“In her own apartments, to be sure,” said Foster. “I have sent Janet to her aunt's with a proper rebuke, and the old women are truth itself—for they hate this lady cordially.”
“In her own place, of course,” said Foster. “I’ve sent Janet to her aunt’s with a proper scolding, and the old ladies are completely honest about it—they really dislike this woman.”
“We will not trust them, however, friend Anthony,” said Varney; “We must secure her in that stronghold where you keep your gold.”
“We can’t trust them, though, friend Anthony,” said Varney; “We need to protect her in that stronghold where you keep your gold.”
“My gold!” said Anthony, much alarmed; “why, what gold have I? God help me, I have no gold—I would I had!”
“Where's my gold?” Anthony said, clearly worried. “What gold do I even have? Oh, God, I don't have any gold—I wish I did!”
“Now, marry hang thee, thou stupid brute, who thinks of or cares for thy gold? If I did, could I not find an hundred better ways to come at it? In one word, thy bedchamber, which thou hast fenced so curiously, must be her place of seclusion; and thou, thou hind, shalt press her pillows of down. I dare to say the Earl will never ask after the rich furniture of these four rooms.”
“Now, damn you, you stupid beast, who even thinks about or cares for your gold? If I did, couldn't I find a hundred better ways to get it? In short, your bedroom, which you've guarded so carefully, has to be her hiding place; and you, you fool, will be the one to lie on her soft pillows. I bet the Earl will never ask about the fancy furnishings in these four rooms.”
This last consideration rendered Foster tractable; he only asked permission to ride before, to make matters ready, and spurring his horse, he posted before the litter, while Varney falling about threescore paces behind it, it remained only attended by Tider.
This last consideration made Foster agreeable; he just requested permission to ride ahead to get things ready, and after urging his horse on, he rode ahead of the carriage, while Varney lagged about sixty paces behind it, leaving it attended only by Tider.
When they had arrived at Cumnor Place, the Countess asked eagerly for Janet, and showed much alarm when informed that she was no longer to have the attendance of that amiable girl.
When they got to Cumnor Place, the Countess eagerly asked for Janet and showed a lot of concern when she was told that she would no longer have the company of that lovely girl.
“My daughter is dear to me, madam,” said Foster gruffly; “and I desire not that she should get the court-tricks of lying and 'scaping—somewhat too much of that has she learned already, an it please your ladyship.”
“My daughter means a lot to me, ma'am,” said Foster gruffly; “and I don’t want her to pick up the sneaky habits of lying and getting out of trouble—she's already learned a bit too much of that, if it pleases you, my lady.”
The Countess, much fatigued and greatly terrified by the circumstances of her journey, made no answer to this insolence, but mildly expressed a wish to retire to her chamber.
The Countess, very tired and quite scared by the events of her trip, didn’t respond to this rudeness but gently indicated that she wanted to go to her room.
“Ay, ay,” muttered Foster, “'tis but reasonable; but, under favour, you go not to your gew-gaw toy-house yonder—you will sleep to-night in better security.”
“Ay, ay,” muttered Foster, “it makes sense; but, if you don’t mind, you’re not going to your silly little toy house over there—you’ll sleep tonight in better security.”
“I would it were in my grave,” said the Countess; “but that mortal feelings shiver at the idea of soul and body parting.”
“I wish I were in my grave,” said the Countess; “but human emotions shudder at the thought of soul and body separating.”
“You, I guess, have no chance to shiver at that,” replied Foster. “My lord comes hither to-morrow, and doubtless you will make your own ways good with him.”
“You probably don’t have a reason to be scared about that,” replied Foster. “My lord is coming here tomorrow, and I’m sure you will handle things your way with him.”
“But does he come hither?—does he indeed, good Foster?”
“But does he come here?—does he really, good Foster?”
“Oh, ay, good Foster!” replied the other. “But what Foster shall I be to-morrow when you speak of me to my lord—though all I have done was to obey his own orders?”
“Oh, yes, good Foster!” replied the other. “But what Foster will I be tomorrow when you talk about me to my lord—although all I did was follow his own orders?”
“You shall be my protector—a rough one indeed—but still a protector,” answered the Countess. “Oh that Janet were but here!”
“You will be my protector—a tough one for sure—but still a protector,” replied the Countess. “Oh, how I wish Janet were here!”
“She is better where she is,” answered Foster—“one of you is enough to perplex a plain head. But will you taste any refreshment?”
“She's better off where she is,” answered Foster. “One of you is enough to confuse a simple mind. But would you like something to drink?”
“Oh no, no—my chamber—my chamber! I trust,” she said apprehensively, “I may secure it on the inside?”
“Oh no, no—my room—my room! I hope,” she said anxiously, “I can lock it from the inside?”
“With all my heart,” answered Foster, “so I may secure it on the outside;” and taking a light, he led the way to a part of the building where Amy had never been, and conducted her up a stair of great height, preceded by one of the old women with a lamp. At the head of the stair, which seemed of almost immeasurable height, they crossed a short wooden gallery, formed of black oak, and very narrow, at the farther end of which was a strong oaken door, which opened and admitted them into the miser's apartment, homely in its accommodations in the very last degree, and, except in name, little different from a prison-room.
“With all my heart,” answered Foster, “so I can secure it from the outside;” and taking a light, he led the way to a part of the building where Amy had never been, and took her up a tall staircase, followed by one of the old women with a lamp. At the top of the staircase, which seemed to stretch on forever, they crossed a short wooden balcony, made of black oak and very narrow, at the far end of which was a sturdy oak door that opened and let them into the miser's room, which was incredibly basic in its furnishings and, aside from the name, was not much different from a prison cell.
Foster stopped at the door, and gave the lamp to the Countess, without either offering or permitting the attendance of the old woman who had carried it. The lady stood not on ceremony, but taking it hastily, barred the door, and secured it with the ample means provided on the inside for that purpose.
Foster paused at the door and handed the lamp to the Countess, without either suggesting or allowing the old woman who had brought it to stay. The lady didn't care for formalities; she quickly took it, closed the door, and locked it using the ample security measures available inside.
Varney, meanwhile, had lurked behind on the stairs; but hearing the door barred, he now came up on tiptoe, and Foster, winking to him, pointed with self-complacence to a piece of concealed machinery in the wall, which, playing with much ease and little noise, dropped a part of the wooden gallery, after the manner of a drawbridge, so as to cut off all communication between the door of the bedroom, which he usually inhabited, and the landing-place of the high, winding stair which ascended to it. The rope by which this machinery was wrought was generally carried within the bedchamber, it being Foster's object to provide against invasion from without; but now that it was intended to secure the prisoner within, the cord had been brought over to the landing-place, and was there made fast, when Foster with much complacency had dropped the unsuspected trap-door.
Varney, on the other hand, had been hiding on the stairs; but when he heard the door being secured, he quietly tiptoed up. Foster, winking at him, pointed with satisfaction to a hidden mechanism in the wall, which smoothly and quietly lowered a section of the wooden gallery like a drawbridge, cutting off all access between the bedroom door, where he usually stayed, and the landing of the steep, winding stairs leading up to it. The rope used for this mechanism typically ran inside the bedroom, as Foster wanted to guard against outside intrusion; however, since they aimed to keep the prisoner locked in this time, the rope had been moved to the landing and secured there, allowing Foster to proudly drop the unsuspected trap-door.
Varney looked with great attention at the machinery, and peeped more than once down the abyss which was opened by the fall of the trap-door. It was dark as pitch, and seemed profoundly deep, going, as Foster informed his confederate in a whisper, nigh to the lowest vault of the Castle. Varney cast once more a fixed and long look down into this sable gulf, and then followed Foster to the part of the manor-house most usually inhabited.
Varney closely observed the machinery and peeked more than once into the dark void created by the trapdoor. It was pitch black and seemed incredibly deep, reaching, as Foster whispered to his partner, almost to the lowest vault of the Castle. Varney took another long, intense look into this dark chasm and then followed Foster to the area of the manor house that was most often occupied.
When they arrived in the parlour which we have mentioned, Varney requested Foster to get them supper, and some of the choicest wine. “I will seek Alasco,” he added; “we have work for him to do, and we must put him in good heart.”
When they got to the parlor we talked about, Varney asked Foster to prepare them dinner and some fine wine. “I’ll go find Alasco,” he continued; “we have tasks for him, and we need to lift his spirits.”
Foster groaned at this intimation, but made no remonstrance. The old woman assured Varney that Alasco had scarce eaten or drunken since her master's departure, living perpetually shut up in the laboratory, and talking as if the world's continuance depended on what he was doing there.
Foster groaned at this hint but didn’t complain. The old woman told Varney that Alasco had hardly eaten or drunk anything since his master left, spending all his time locked up in the laboratory and acting as if the world depended on what he was doing there.
“I will teach him that the world hath other claims on him,” said Varney, seizing a light, and going in quest of the alchemist. He returned, after a considerable absence, very pale, but yet with his habitual sneer on his cheek and nostril. “Our friend,” he said, “has exhaled.”
“I'll show him that the world has other expectations of him,” said Varney, grabbing a light and heading off to find the alchemist. He came back after a long time, very pale, but still wearing his usual sneer on his face. “Our friend,” he said, “has breathed his last.”
“How!—what mean you?” said Foster—“run away—fled with my forty pounds, that should have been multiplied a thousand-fold? I will have Hue and Cry!”
“How!—what do you mean?” said Foster. “Run away—took my forty pounds, which should have grown a thousand times? I will raise the alarm!”
“I will tell thee a surer way,” said Varney.
"I'll show you a better way," said Varney.
“How!—which way?” exclaimed Foster; “I will have back my forty pounds—I deemed them as surely a thousand times multiplied—I will have back my in-put, at the least.”
“How!—which way?” shouted Foster; “I want my forty pounds back—I thought they were a thousand times more—I want my investment back, at the very least.”
“Go hang thyself, then, and sue Alasco in the Devil's Court of Chancery, for thither he has carried the cause.”
“Go kill yourself, then, and take Alasco to the Devil's Court of Chancery, because that's where he's taken the case.”
“How!—what dost thou mean is he dead?”
“How!—what do you mean, is he dead?”
“Ay, truly is he,” said Varney; “and properly swollen already in the face and body. He had been mixing some of his devil's medicines, and the glass mask which he used constantly had fallen from his face, so that the subtle poison entered the brain, and did its work.”
“Aye, he really is,” said Varney; “and his face and body are already looking puffy. He had been mixing some of his dark potions, and the glass mask he always wore slipped off his face, allowing the toxic substance to seep into his brain and do its damage.”
“SANCTA MARIA!” said Foster—“I mean, God in His mercy preserve us from covetousness and deadly sin!—Had he not had projection, think you? Saw you no ingots in the crucibles?”
“SANCTA MARIA!” said Foster—“I mean, may God in His mercy keep us safe from greed and deadly sin!—Do you think he didn't have any projection? Did you not see any ingots in the crucibles?”
“Nay, I looked not but at the dead carrion,” answered Varney; “an ugly spectacle—he was swollen like a corpse three days exposed on the wheel. Pah! give me a cup of wine.”
“Nah, I only looked at the dead body,” Varney replied; “an ugly sight—he was swollen like a corpse left out for three days. Gross! Give me a cup of wine.”
“I will go,” said Foster, “I will examine myself—” He took the lamp, and hastened to the door, but there hesitated and paused. “Will you not go with me?” said he to Varney.
“I'll go,” said Foster, “I’ll look into it—” He grabbed the lamp and rushed to the door, but then he hesitated and stopped. “Won't you come with me?” he asked Varney.
“To what purpose?” said Varney; “I have seen and smelled enough to spoil my appetite. I broke the window, however, and let in the air; it reeked of sulphur, and such like suffocating steams, as if the very devil had been there.”
“To what end?” said Varney; “I've seen and smelled enough to ruin my appetite. I broke the window, though, and let in the air; it stank of sulfur and other suffocating fumes, as if the devil himself had been there.”
“And might it not be the act of the demon himself?” said Foster, still hesitating; “I have heard he is powerful at such times, and with such people.”
“And could it be the work of the demon himself?” said Foster, still hesitating; “I’ve heard he’s strong during those moments, and with those kinds of people.”
“Still, if it were that Satan of thine,” answered Varney, “who thus jades thy imagination, thou art in perfect safety, unless he is a most unconscionable devil indeed. He hath had two good sops of late.”
“Still, if it’s really your Satan,” Varney replied, “who is messing with your imagination, you’re completely safe, unless he’s an especially wicked devil. He’s had two good meals lately.”
“How TWO sops—what mean you?” said Foster—“what mean you?”
“How TWO sops—what do you mean?” said Foster—“what do you mean?”
“You will know in time,” said Varney;—“and then this other banquet—but thou wilt esteem Her too choice a morsel for the fiend's tooth—she must have her psalms, and harps, and seraphs.”
"You'll find out soon enough," Varney said; "and then this other feast—but you'll think she's too precious a treat for the devil's appetite—she needs her psalms, harps, and seraphs."
Anthony Foster heard, and came slowly back to the table. “God! Sir Richard, and must that then be done?”
Anthony Foster heard and slowly returned to the table. “Wow! Sir Richard, does that really have to be done?”
“Ay, in very truth, Anthony, or there comes no copyhold in thy way,” replied his inflexible associate.
“Yeah, truly, Anthony, or there won’t be any promise in your path,” replied his unwavering partner.
“I always foresaw it would land there!” said Foster. “But how, Sir Richard, how?—for not to win the world would I put hands on her.”
“I always knew it would end up there!” said Foster. “But how, Sir Richard, how?—I wouldn’t touch her for anything in the world.”
“I cannot blame thee,” said Varney; “I should be reluctant to do that myself. We miss Alasco and his manna sorely—ay, and the dog Lambourne.”
“I can’t blame you,” said Varney; “I’d be hesitant to do that myself. We really miss Alasco and his good fortune—yeah, and the dog Lambourne.”
“Why, where tarries Lambourne?” said Anthony.
“Why is Lambourne taking so long?” said Anthony.
“Ask no questions,” said Varney, “thou wilt see him one day if thy creed is true. But to our graver matter. I will teach thee a spring, Tony, to catch a pewit. Yonder trap-door—yonder gimcrack of thine, will remain secure in appearance, will it not, though the supports are withdrawn beneath?”
“Don’t ask any questions,” Varney said, “you’ll see him one day if what you believe is true. But back to the more serious topic. I’ll show you a trick, Tony, to catch a lapwing. That trapdoor of yours—your fancy little contraption—will still look secure, right, even if the supports underneath are taken away?”
“Ay, marry, will it,” said Foster; “so long as it is not trodden on.”
“Ay, sure, it will,” said Foster; “as long as it’s not stepped on.”
“But were the lady to attempt an escape over it,” replied Varney, “her weight would carry it down?”
“But if the lady tried to escape over it,” Varney replied, “her weight would bring it down?”
“A mouse's weight would do it,” said Foster.
“A mouse's weight would be enough,” Foster said.
“Why, then, she dies in attempting her escape, and what could you or I help it, honest Tony? Let us to bed, we will adjust our project to-morrow.”
“Why, then, she dies while trying to escape, and what could you or I do about it, honest Tony? Let's go to bed; we can work out our plan tomorrow.”
On the next day, when evening approached, Varney summoned Foster to the execution of their plan. Tider and Foster's old man-servant were sent on a feigned errand down to the village, and Anthony himself, as if anxious to see that the Countess suffered no want of accommodation, visited her place of confinement. He was so much staggered at the mildness and patience with which she seemed to endure her confinement, that he could not help earnestly recommending to her not to cross the threshold of her room on any account whatever, until Lord Leicester should come, “which,” he added, “I trust in God, will be very soon.” Amy patiently promised that she would resign herself to her fate, and Foster returned to his hardened companion with his conscience half-eased of the perilous load that weighed on it. “I have warned her,” he said; “surely in vain is the snare set in the sight of any bird!”
The next day, as evening approached, Varney called Foster to carry out their plan. Tider and Foster's old servant were sent on a fake errand down to the village, and Anthony himself, pretending to be concerned about the Countess's comfort, visited her place of confinement. He was so taken aback by the calmness and patience with which she seemed to endure her situation that he couldn't help but sincerely advise her not to leave her room for any reason until Lord Leicester arrived, “which,” he added, “I hope will be very soon.” Amy patiently promised that she would accept her fate, and Foster returned to his tough companion feeling a bit lighter about the heavy burden on his conscience. “I’ve warned her,” he said; “surely it’s in vain to set a trap in front of any bird!”
He left, therefore, the Countess's door unsecured on the outside, and, under the eye of Varney, withdrew the supports which sustained the falling trap, which, therefore, kept its level position merely by a slight adhesion. They withdrew to wait the issue on the ground-floor adjoining; but they waited long in vain. At length Varney, after walking long to and fro, with his face muffled in his cloak, threw it suddenly back and exclaimed, “Surely never was a woman fool enough to neglect so fair an opportunity of escape!”
He left the Countess's door unsecured on the outside and, with Varney watching, removed the supports that kept the falling trap in place, which stayed level only due to a small amount of friction. They stepped back to wait on the ground floor next to it, but waited a long time without any result. Finally, after pacing back and forth with his face wrapped in his cloak, Varney suddenly threw it back and exclaimed, “Surely no woman would be foolish enough to miss such a great chance to escape!”
“Perhaps she is resolved,” said Foster, “to await her husband's return.”
“Maybe she has decided,” said Foster, “to wait for her husband's return.”
“True!—most true!” said Varney, rushing out; “I had not thought of that before.”
“Really!—totally true!” said Varney, rushing out; “I hadn’t thought of that before.”
In less than two minutes, Foster, who remained behind, heard the tread of a horse in the courtyard, and then a whistle similar to that which was the Earl's usual signal. The instant after the door of the Countess's chamber opened, and in the same moment the trap-door gave way. There was a rushing sound—a heavy fall—a faint groan—and all was over.
In less than two minutes, Foster, who stayed behind, heard the sound of a horse in the courtyard, followed by a whistle that matched the Earl's usual signal. Just then, the door to the Countess's room opened, and at the same moment, the trapdoor collapsed. There was a rushing sound—a heavy thud—a faint groan—and then it was all over.
At the same instant, Varney called in at the window, in an accent and tone which was an indescribable mixture betwixt horror and raillery, “Is the bird caught?—is the deed done?”
At that exact moment, Varney leaned in through the window, with a voice that was an unexplainable mix of fear and mockery, “Is the bird caught?—is it all done?”
“O God, forgive us!” replied Anthony Foster.
“O God, forgive us!” Anthony Foster replied.
“Why, thou fool,” said Varney, “thy toil is ended, and thy reward secure. Look down into the vault—what seest thou?”
“Why, you fool,” said Varney, “your work is done, and your reward is guaranteed. Look down into the vault—what do you see?”
“I see only a heap of white clothes, like a snowdrift,” said Foster. “O God, she moves her arm!”
“I only see a pile of white clothes, like a snowdrift,” said Foster. “Oh God, she’s moving her arm!”
“Hurl something down on her—thy gold chest, Tony—it is an heavy one.”
“Hurl something down on her—your gold chest, Tony—it’s a heavy one.”
“Varney, thou art an incarnate fiend!” replied Foster;--“There needs nothing more—she is gone!”
“Varney, you are a walking demon!” replied Foster;--“That’s all there is to it—she’s gone!”
“So pass our troubles,” said Varney, entering the room; “I dreamed not I could have mimicked the Earl's call so well.”
“So pass our troubles,” said Varney, entering the room; “I never thought I could mimic the Earl's call that well.”
“Oh, if there be judgment in heaven, thou hast deserved it,” said Foster, “and wilt meet it! Thou hast destroyed her by means of her best affections—it is a seething of the kid in the mother's milk!”
“Oh, if there's judgment in heaven, you definitely deserve it,” said Foster, “and you'll face it! You've destroyed her using her greatest affections—it’s like boiling a kid in its mother’s milk!”
“Thou art a fanatical ass,” replied Varney; “let us now think how the alarm should be given—the body is to remain where it is.”
“You're a crazy fool,” replied Varney; “let's now figure out how to raise the alarm—the body is to stay right where it is.”
But their wickedness was to be permitted no longer; for even while they were at this consultation, Tressilian and Raleigh broke in upon them, having obtained admittance by means of Tider and Foster's servant, whom they had secured at the village.
But their wrongdoing was no longer going to be allowed; for even while they were having this meeting, Tressilian and Raleigh interrupted them, having gained entry thanks to Tider and Foster's servant, whom they had captured in the village.
Anthony Foster fled on their entrance, and knowing each corner and pass of the intricate old house, escaped all search. But Varney was taken on the spot; and instead of expressing compunction for what he had done, seemed to take a fiendish pleasure in pointing out to them the remains of the murdered Countess, while at the same time he defied them to show that he had any share in her death. The despairing grief of Tressilian, on viewing the mangled and yet warm remains of what had lately been so lovely and so beloved, was such that Raleigh was compelled to have him removed from the place by force, while he himself assumed the direction of what was to be done.
Anthony Foster ran away as soon as they entered, and knowing every corner and passage of the complex old house, he managed to evade all search efforts. But Varney was caught immediately; instead of showing any remorse for what he had done, he seemed to take a wicked pleasure in pointing out the remains of the murdered Countess, while defiantly challenging them to prove he had any role in her death. Tressilian’s overwhelming grief upon seeing the mangled and still warm body of what had once been so beautiful and cherished was so intense that Raleigh had to forcibly remove him from the scene, while he took charge of what needed to be done.
Varney, upon a second examination, made very little mystery either of the crime or of its motives;—alleging, as a reason for his frankness, that though much of what he confessed could only have attached to him by suspicion, yet such suspicion would have been sufficient to deprive him of Leicester's confidence, and to destroy all his towering plans of ambition. “I was not born,” he said, “to drag on the remainder of life a degraded outcast; nor will I so die that my fate shall make a holiday to the vulgar herd.”
Varney, upon a second look, didn't hide much about the crime or its motives; he claimed that his honesty was due to the fact that although much of what he confessed could only be linked to him by suspicion, that suspicion would have been enough to take away Leicester's trust in him and ruin all his grand ambitions. "I wasn't born," he said, "to spend the rest of my life as a disgraced outcast; nor will I die in a way that makes my fate a spectacle for the ordinary crowd."
From these words it was apprehended he had some design upon himself, and he was carefully deprived of all means by which such could be carried into execution. But like some of the heroes of antiquity, he carried about his person a small quantity of strong poison, prepared probably by the celebrated Demetrius Alasco. Having swallowed this potion over-night, he was found next morning dead in his cell; nor did he appear to have suffered much agony, his countenance presenting, even in death, the habitual expression of sneering sarcasm which was predominant while he lived. “The wicked man,” saith Scripture, “hath no bonds in his death.”
From these words, it was understood that he had some plan for himself, so he was carefully stripped of all means to carry it out. But like some heroes of ancient times, he kept a small amount of strong poison on him, probably prepared by the famous Demetrius Alasco. After taking this potion overnight, he was found dead in his cell the next morning; he didn't seem to have endured much pain, with his face still showing the familiar expression of sneering sarcasm that was predominant while he lived. “The wicked man,” says Scripture, “has no bonds in his death.”
The fate of his colleague in wickedness was long unknown. Cumnor Place was deserted immediately after the murder; for in the vicinity of what was called the Lady Dudley's Chamber, the domestics pretended to hear groans, and screams, and other supernatural noises. After a certain length of time, Janet, hearing no tidings of her father, became the uncontrolled mistress of his property, and conferred it with her hand upon Wayland, now a man of settled character, and holding a place in Elizabeth's household. But it was after they had been both dead for some years that their eldest son and heir, in making some researches about Cumnor Hall, discovered a secret passage, closed by an iron door, which, opening from behind the bed in the Lady Dudley's Chamber, descended to a sort of cell, in which they found an iron chest containing a quantity of gold, and a human skeleton stretched above it. The fate of Anthony Foster was now manifest. He had fled to this place of concealment, forgetting the key of the spring-lock; and being barred from escape by the means he had used for preservation of that gold, for which he had sold his salvation, he had there perished miserably. Unquestionably the groans and screams heard by the domestics were not entirely imaginary, but were those of this wretch, who, in his agony, was crying for relief and succour.
The fate of his wicked colleague was unknown for a long time. Cumnor Place was abandoned right after the murder; in the area called the Lady Dudley's Chamber, the servants claimed to hear groans, screams, and other eerie noises. After a while, Janet, having heard nothing about her father, became the sole owner of his estate and gave it to Wayland, who was now a man of solid character and had a position in Elizabeth's court. However, it was several years after they both died that their eldest son and heir, while researching Cumnor Hall, found a secret passage sealed by an iron door that opened from behind the bed in the Lady Dudley's Chamber. This passage led down to a small room where they discovered an iron chest filled with gold and a human skeleton lying on top of it. The fate of Anthony Foster was now clear. He had hidden in this place, forgetting the key to the spring-lock. Cut off from escape by the very means he had used to guard the gold he had traded his soul for, he had died miserably there. Undoubtedly, the groans and screams heard by the servants were not entirely imaginary; they belonged to this unfortunate man, who, in his torment, was crying out for help and relief.
The news of the Countess's dreadful fate put a sudden period to the pleasures of Kenilworth. Leicester retired from court, and for a considerable time abandoned himself to his remorse. But as Varney in his last declaration had been studious to spare the character of his patron, the Earl was the object rather of compassion than resentment. The Queen at length recalled him to court; he was once more distinguished as a statesman and favourite; and the rest of his career is well known to history. But there was something retributive in his death, if, according to an account very generally received, it took place from his swallowing a draught of poison which was designed by him for another person. [See Note 9. Death of the Earl of Leicester.]
The news of the Countess's tragic fate abruptly ended the enjoyment at Kenilworth. Leicester withdrew from court and, for a long time, indulged in his guilt. However, since Varney, in his final statement, had taken care to protect his patron's reputation, the Earl was seen more as an object of sympathy than anger. Eventually, the Queen summoned him back to court; he was once again recognized as a statesman and favorite, and the rest of his life is well documented in history. Yet, there was an element of poetic justice in his death, as accounts widely suggest that he died after drinking a potion meant for someone else. [See Note 9. Death of the Earl of Leicester.]
Sir Hugh Robsart died very soon after his daughter, having settled his estate on Tressilian. But neither the prospect of rural independence, nor the promises of favour which Elizabeth held out to induce him to follow the court, could remove his profound melancholy. Wherever he went he seemed to see before him the disfigured corpse of the early and only object of his affection. At length, having made provision for the maintenance of the old friends and old servants who formed Sir Hugh's family at Lidcote Hall, he himself embarked with his friend Raleigh for the Virginia expedition, and, young in years but old in grief, died before his day in that foreign land.
Sir Hugh Robsart passed away shortly after his daughter, having left his estate to Tressilian. However, neither the idea of country living nor the promises of support that Elizabeth offered to coax him into going to the court could lift his deep sadness. Wherever he went, he seemed to visualize the disfigured body of the only person he ever truly cared for. Eventually, after ensuring that his longtime friends and servants at Lidcote Hall were taken care of, he set out with his friend Raleigh for the Virginia expedition and, though young, died before his time in that distant land.
Of inferior persons it is only necessary to say that Blount's wit grew brighter as his yellow roses faded; that, doing his part as a brave commander in the wars, he was much more in his element than during the short period of his following the court; and that Flibbertigibbet's acute genius raised him to favour and distinction in the employment both of Burleigh and Walsingham.
Of lesser individuals, it only needs to be said that Blount's wit became sharper as his yellow roses wilted; that, as a courageous leader in the wars, he thrived much more than during his brief time at court; and that Flibbertigibbet's sharp intelligence earned him recognition and favor in the service of both Burleigh and Walsingham.
NOTES.
Note 1. Ch. III.—FOSTER, LAMBOURNE, AND THE BLACK BEAR.
Note 1. Ch. III.—FOSTER, LAMBOURNE, AND THE BLACK BEAR.
If faith is to be put in epitaphs, Anthony Foster was something the very reverse of the character represented in the novel. Ashmole gives this description of his tomb. I copy from the ANTIQUITIES OF BERKSHIRE, vol.i., p.143.
If we are to trust epitaphs, Anthony Foster was quite the opposite of the character depicted in the novel. Ashmole provides this description of his tomb. I'm quoting from the ANTIQUITIES OF BERKSHIRE, vol.i., p.143.
“In the north wall of the chancel at Cumnor church is a monument of grey marble, whereon, in brass plates, are engraved a man in armour, and his wife in the habit of her times, both kneeling before a fald-stoole, together with the figures of three sons kneeling behind their mother. Under the figure of the man is this inscription:—
“In the north wall of the chancel at Cumnor church, there’s a gray marble monument. On brass plates, it shows a man in armor and his wife dressed in the styles of her time, both kneeling in front of a fald-stool, along with the figures of three sons kneeling behind their mother. Below the figure of the man, there’s this inscription:—
“ANTONIUS FORSTER, generis generosa propago,
Cumnerae Dominus, Bercheriensis erat.
Armiger, Armigero prognatus patre Ricardo,
Qui quondam Iphlethae Salopiensis erat.
Quatuor ex isto fluxerunt stemmate nati,
Ex isto Antonius stemmate quartus erat.
Mente sagax, animo precellens, corpore promptus,
Eloquii dulcis, ore disertus erat.
In factis probitas; fuit in sermone venustas,
In vultu gravitas, relligione fides,
In patriam pietas, in egenos grata voluntas,
Accedunt reliquis annumeranda bonis.
Si quod cuncta rapit, rapuit non omnia Lethum,
Si quod Mors rapuit, vivida fama dedit.
“ANTONIUS FORSTER, of noble lineage,
Lord of Cumner, was from Berchere.
A squire, born to father Richard, a squire himself,
Who was once of Iphlethae in Shropshire.
From this lineage, four were born,
From this, Antonius was the fourth.
Sharp-minded, exceptional in spirit, ready in body,
With sweet eloquence, he was articulate in speech.
In deeds, he was upright; in conversation, charming,
In appearance, dignified; in faith, religious,
In loyalty to his country, devoted; in kindness to the poor, generous,
Along with these, he had many other virtues.
If what takes all takes away Lethum,
What Death took, vibrant fame granted.
“These verses following are writ at length, two by two, in praise of him:—
“These verses that follow are written out in pairs, praising him:—
“Argute resonas Cithare pretendere chordas
Novit, et Aonia concrepuisse Lyra.
Gaudebat terre teneras defigere plantas;
Et mira pulchras construere arte domos
Composita varias lingua formare loquelas
Doctus, et edocta scribere multa manu.”
“Smartly, you’re sounding the strings of the lyre,
And the Aonian lyre knows how to play.
You rejoice in setting tender roots in the earth;
And wonderfully build beautiful homes with art,
Creating various languages with skillful speech,
Educated and teaching, writing plenty by hand.”
The arms over it thus:—
The arms crossed over it:—
Quart. I. 3 HUNTER'S HORNS stringed.
Quart. I. 3 HUNTER'S HORNS stringed.
II. 3 PINIONS with their points upwards.
II. 3 PINS with their points facing up.
“The crest is a STAG couchant, vulnerated through the neck by a broad arrow; on his side is a MARTLETT for a difference.”
“The crest features a lying STAG, wounded in the neck by a broad arrow; next to it is a MARTLETT as a distinguishing mark.”
From this monumental inscription it appears that Anthony Foster, instead of being a vulgar, low-bred, puritanical churl, was, in fact, a gentleman of birth and consideration, distinguished for his skill in the arts of music and horticulture, as also in languages. In so far, therefore, the Anthony Foster of the romance has nothing but the name in common with the real individual. But notwithstanding the charity, benevolence, and religious faith imputed by the monument of grey marble to its tenant, tradition, as well as secret history, names him as the active agent in the death of the Countess; and it is added that, from being a jovial and convivial gallant, as we may infer from some expressions in the epitaph, he sunk, after the fatal deed, into a man of gloomy and retired habits, whose looks and manners indicated that he suffered under the pressure of some atrocious secret.
From this monumental inscription, it seems that Anthony Foster, instead of being a rude, unrefined, puritanical person, was actually a gentleman of good birth and reputation, known for his skills in music, gardening, and languages. Therefore, the Anthony Foster in the story shares nothing but the name with the real person. However, despite the kindness, generosity, and faith attributed to him by the grey marble monument, both tradition and hidden history point to him as being responsible for the Countess's death. It’s also said that he went from being a cheerful and sociable man, as suggested by some phrases in the epitaph, to a somber and withdrawn individual after the tragic event, with his appearance and behavior showing that he was burdened by some terrible secret.
The name of Lambourne is still known in the vicinity, and it is said some of the clan partake the habits, as well as name, of the Michael Lambourne of the romance. A man of this name lately murdered his wife, outdoing Michael in this respect, who only was concerned in the murder of the wife of another man.
The name Lambourne is still recognized in the area, and it's said that some members of the clan share both the habits and the name of Michael Lambourne from the story. Recently, a man with this name murdered his wife, surpassing Michael in this regard, who was only involved in the murder of someone else's wife.
I have only to add that the jolly Black Bear has been restored to his predominance over bowl and bottle in the village of Cumnor.
I just want to add that the cheerful Black Bear has regained its status as the top spot for drinks and dining in the village of Cumnor.
Note 2. Ch. XIII.—LEGEND OF WAYLAND SMITH.
Note 2. Ch. XIII.—LEGEND OF WAYLAND SMITH.
The great defeat given by Alfred to the Danish invaders is said by Mr. Gough to have taken place near Ashdown, in Berkshire. “The burial place of Baereg, the Danish chief, who was slain in this fight, is distinguished by a parcel of stones, less than a mile from the hill, set on edge, enclosing a piece of ground somewhat raised. On the east side of the southern extremity stand three squarish flat stones, of about four or five feet over either way, supporting a fourth, and now called by the vulgar WAYLAND SMITH, from an idle tradition about an invisible smith replacing lost horse-shoes there.”—GOUGH'S edition of CAMDEN'S BRITANNIA, vol.i., p. 221.
The significant defeat that Alfred handed to the Danish invaders is said by Mr. Gough to have occurred near Ashdown, in Berkshire. “The burial site of Baereg, the Danish leader who was killed in this battle, is marked by a cluster of stones, less than a mile from the hill, set upright, enclosing a slightly raised area of land. On the east side of the southern end stand three flat stones, roughly four or five feet wide on each side, supporting a fourth stone, now referred to by locals as WAYLAND SMITH, from a fanciful legend about an invisible smith who replaces lost horseshoes there.”—GOUGH'S edition of CAMDEN'S BRITANNIA, vol.i., p. 221.
The popular belief still retains memory of this wild legend, which, connected as it is with the site of a Danish sepulchre, may have arisen from some legend concerning the northern Duergar, who resided in the rocks, and were cunning workers in steel and iron. It was believed that Wayland Smith's fee was sixpence, and that, unlike other workmen, he was offended if more was offered. Of late his offices have been again called to memory; but fiction has in this, as in other cases, taken the liberty to pillage the stores of oral tradition. This monument must be very ancient, for it has been kindly pointed out to me that it is referred to in an ancient Saxon charter as a landmark. The monument has been of late cleared out, and made considerably more conspicuous.
The popular belief still remembers this wild legend, which, linked to the site of a Danish burial, might have come from stories about the northern Duergar, who lived in the rocks and were skilled metalworkers. It was thought that Wayland Smith's fee was sixpence, and that, unlike other craftsmen, he would be offended if offered more. Recently, his services have been remembered again; however, fiction has, as in other cases, taken the liberty to plunder the treasures of oral tradition. This monument must be very old, as it has been noted to me that it is mentioned in an ancient Saxon charter as a landmark. The monument has recently been cleared out and made significantly more visible.
Note 3. Ch. XIV.—LEICESTER AND SUSSEX.
Note 3. Ch. XIV.—LEICESTER AND SUSSEX.
Naunton gives us numerous and curious particulars of the jealous struggle which took place between Ratcliffe, Earl of Sussex, and the rising favourite Leicester. The former, when on his deathbed, predicted to his followers that after his death the gipsy (so he called Leicester, from his dark complexion) would prove too many for them.
Naunton shares many interesting details about the jealous conflict that occurred between Ratcliffe, Earl of Sussex, and the up-and-coming favorite, Leicester. The former, while on his deathbed, warned his followers that after he died, the outsider (as he referred to Leicester because of his dark skin) would be too much for them to handle.
Note 4. Ch. XIV.—SIR WALTER RALEIGH.
Note 4. Ch. XIV.—SIR WALTER RALEIGH.
Among the attendants and adherents of Sussex, we have ventured to introduce the celebrated Raleigh, in the dawn of his court favour.
Among the attendants and supporters of Sussex, we have chosen to include the famous Raleigh at the beginning of his favor at court.
In Aubrey's Correspondence there are some curious particulars of Sir Walter Raleigh. “He was a tall, handsome, bold man; but his naeve was that he was damnably proud. Old Sir Robert Harley of Brampton Brian Castle, who knew him, would say it was a great question who was the proudest, Sir Walter or Sir Thomas Overbury; but the difference that was, was judged in Sir Thomas's side. In the great parlour at Downton, at Mr. Raleigh's, is a good piece, an original of Sir Walter, in a white satin doublet, all embroidered with rich pearls, and a mighty rich chain of great pearls about his neck. The old servants have told me that the real pearls were near as big as the painted ones. He had a most remarkable aspect, an exceeding high forehead, long-faced, and sour-eyelidded. A rebus is added to this purpose:—
In Aubrey's Correspondence, there are some interesting details about Sir Walter Raleigh. “He was a tall, handsome, confident man; but his flaw was that he was incredibly proud. Old Sir Robert Harley of Brampton Brian Castle, who knew him, would say it was a big question of who was prouder, Sir Walter or Sir Thomas Overbury; but the consensus was that Sir Thomas took the prize for pride. In the great parlor at Downton, at Mr. Raleigh's, there is a fine piece, an original of Sir Walter, wearing a white satin doublet, all embroidered with rich pearls, and a very lavish chain of large pearls around his neck. The old servants have told me that the real pearls were almost as big as the painted ones. He had a very distinctive appearance, an extraordinarily high forehead, a long face, and deep-set eyes. A rebus is added to this purpose:—
The enemy to the stomach, and the word of disgrace,
Is the name of the gentleman with the bold face.
The enemy of the stomach and a source of shame,
Is the name of the guy with the brave face.
Sir Walter Raleigh's beard turned up naturally, which gave him an advantage over the gallants of the time, whose moustaches received a touch of the barber's art to give them the air then most admired.—See AUBREY'S CORRESPONDENCE, vol.ii., part ii., p.500.
Sir Walter Raleigh's beard naturally curled up, which gave him an advantage over the fashionable men of his time, whose mustaches were styled by barbers to achieve the look that was most admired back then.—See AUBREY'S CORRESPONDENCE, vol.ii., part ii., p.500.
Note 5. Ch. XV.—COURT FAVOUR OF SIR WALTER RALEIGH.
Note 5. Ch. XV.—COURT FAVOR OF SIR WALTER RALEIGH.
The gallant incident of the cloak is the traditional account of this celebrated statesman's rise at court. None of Elizabeth's courtiers knew better than he how to make his court to her personal vanity, or could more justly estimate the quantity of flattery which she could condescend to swallow. Being confined in the Tower for some offence, and understanding the Queen was about to pass to Greenwich in her barge, he insisted on approaching the window, that he might see, at whatever distance, the Queen of his Affections, the most beautiful object which the earth bore on its surface. The Lieutenant of the Tower (his own particular friend) threw himself between his prisoner and the window; while Sir Waiter, apparently influenced by a fit of unrestrainable passion, swore he would not be debarred from seeing his light, his life, his goddess! A scuffle ensued, got up for effect's sake, in which the Lieutenant and his captive grappled and struggled with fury, tore each other's hair, and at length drew daggers, and were only separated by force. The Queen being informed of this scene exhibited by her frantic adorer, it wrought, as was to be expected, much in favour of the captive Paladin. There is little doubt that his quarrel with the Lieutenant was entirely contrived for the purpose which it produced.
The bold incident involving the cloak is the classic story of this famous statesman's rise at court. No one among Elizabeth's courtiers understood her personal vanity better than he did, nor could anyone more accurately gauge how much flattery she was willing to accept. While he was locked up in the Tower for some offense, he learned that the Queen was about to take a boat to Greenwich and insisted on getting by the window so he could see the Queen of his Affections, the most beautiful sight on earth. The Lieutenant of the Tower, his close friend, stepped in front of the window to block him. Meanwhile, Sir Walter, seemingly overwhelmed by uncontrollable passion, declared he would not be kept from seeing his light, his life, his goddess! A staged scuffle broke out, where the Lieutenant and his prisoner wrestled fiercely, tearing each other's hair out, and ultimately drawing daggers, with force needed to separate them. When the Queen heard about the scene created by her frantic admirer, it naturally worked in favor of the captive hero. There's little doubt that his feud with the Lieutenant was entirely planned to achieve the effect it did.
Note 6. Ch. XVII.—ROBERT LANEHAM.
Note 6. Ch. XVII.—ROBERT LANEHAM.
Little is known of Robert Laneham, save in his curious letter to a friend in London, giving an account of Queen Elizabeth's entertainments at Kenilworth, written in a style of the most intolerable affectation, both in point of composition and orthography. He describes himself as a BON VIVANT, who was wont to be jolly and dry in the morning, and by his good-will would be chiefly in the company of the ladies. He was, by the interest of Lord Leicester, Clerk of the Council Chamber door, and also keeper of the same. “When Council sits,” says he, “I am at hand. If any makes a babbling, PEACE, say I. If I see a listener or a pryer in at the chinks or lockhole, I am presently on the bones of him. If a friend comes, I make him sit down by me on a form or chest. The rest may walk, a God's name!” There has been seldom a better portrait of the pragmatic conceit and self-importance of a small man in office.
Little is known about Robert Laneham, except for his odd letter to a friend in London, which describes Queen Elizabeth's events at Kenilworth. It’s written in a style that’s quite annoyingly pretentious, both in how it’s put together and spelled. He portrays himself as a bon vivant, someone who loved to be cheerful and relaxed in the morning, and mostly wanted to be around women. Thanks to Lord Leicester, he was the Clerk of the Council Chamber door and also its keeper. “When the Council meets,” he writes, “I’m right there. If anyone starts making noise, I say, PEACE. If I see someone eavesdropping through the cracks or the keyhole, I’m right on top of them. If a friend arrives, I invite them to sit next to me on a bench or chest. The rest can walk, in God's name!” There’s rarely been a better depiction of the practical arrogance and self-importance of a small man in a position of power.
Note 7. Ch. XVIII.—DR. JULIO.
Note 7. Ch. XVIII.—Dr. Julio.
The Earl of Leicester's Italian physician, Julio, was affirmed by his contemporaries to be a skilful compounder of poisons, which he applied with such frequency, that the Jesuit Parsons extols ironically the marvellous good luck of this great favourite in the opportune deaths of those who stood in the way of his wishes. There is a curious passage on the subject:—
The Earl of Leicester's Italian doctor, Julio, was regarded by his peers as a master at mixing poisons, which he used so often that the Jesuit Parsons ironically praises the incredible luck of this favorite in the timely deaths of those who opposed him. There’s an interesting point on this topic:—
“Long after this, he fell in love with the Lady Sheffield, whom I signified before, and then also had he the same fortune to have her husband dye quickly, with an extreame rheume in his head (as it was given out), but as others say, of an artificiall catarre that stopped his breath.
“Long after this, he fell in love with Lady Sheffield, whom I mentioned before, and then he also happened to have the same luck of having her husband die suddenly, supposedly from a severe cold in his head (as it was reported), but as others say, from an artificial cataract that took his breath away.”
“The like good chance had he in the death of my Lord of Essex (as I have said before), and that at a time most fortunate for his purpose; for when he was coming home from Ireland, with intent to revenge himselfe upon my Lord of Leicester for begetting his wife with childe in his absence (the childe was a daughter, and brought up by the Lady Shandoes, W. Knooles, his wife), my Lord of Leicester hearing thereof, wanted not a friend or two to accompany the deputy, as among other a couple of the Earles own servants, Crompton (if I misse not his name), yeoman of his bottles, and Lloid his secretary, entertained afterward by my Lord of Leicester, and so he dyed in the way of an extreame flux, caused by an Italian receipe, as all his friends are well assured, the maker whereof was a chyrurgeon (as it is beleeved) that then was newly come to my Lord from Italy,—a cunning man and sure in operation, with whom, if the good Lady had been sooner acquainted, and used his help, she should not have needed to sitten so pensive at home, and fearefull of her husband's former returne out of the same country......Neither must you marvaile though all these died in divers manners of outward diseases, for this is the excellency of the Italian art, for which this chyrurgeon and Dr. Julio were entertained so carefully, who can make a man dye in what manner or show of sickness you will—by whose instructions, no doubt; but his lordship is now cunning, especially adding also to these the counsell of his Doctor Bayly, a man also not a little studied (as he seemeth) in his art; for I heard him once myselfe, in a publique act in Oxford, and that in presence of my Lord of Leicester (if I be not deceived), maintain that poyson might be so tempered and given as it should not appear presently, and yet should kill the party afterward, at what time should be appointed; which argument belike pleased well his lordship, and therefore was chosen to be discussed in his audience, if I be not deceived of his being that day present. So, though one dye of a flux, and another of a catarre, yet this importeth little to the matter, but showeth rather the great cunning and skill of the artificer.”—PARSONS' LEICESTER'S COMMONWEALTH, p.23.
“The same good opportunity came to him with the death of my Lord of Essex (as I mentioned earlier), and at a time that was very advantageous for his aims; for when he was returning from Ireland, intending to take revenge on my Lord of Leicester for getting his wife pregnant while he was away (the child was a daughter, raised by Lady Shandoes, W. Knooles, his wife), my Lord of Leicester, upon hearing this, had a friend or two to accompany the deputy, including a couple of the Earl's own servants, Crompton (if I remember his name correctly), the yeoman of his bottles, and Lloyd, his secretary, who was later taken in by my Lord of Leicester. He then died on the way from a severe intestinal disease, caused by an Italian recipe, as all his friends are sure of; the creator of this was a surgeon (as believed) who had recently come to my Lord from Italy—a skilled man with guaranteed results, with whom, if the good Lady had become familiar sooner and sought his help, she wouldn’t have had to sit home so anxiously, fearful of her husband's potential return from the same place... Don’t be surprised that all these people died from various outward illnesses, for this is the brilliance of the Italian art, for which this surgeon and Dr. Julio were employed so thoroughly, who can cause a person to die from any kind of sickness or appearance of disease you desire—by whose guidance, no doubt; but his lordship is now clever, especially adding to these the advice of Dr. Bayly, a man who also seems quite knowledgeable in his field; for I once heard him myself, during a public event in Oxford, in the presence of my Lord of Leicester (if I’m not mistaken), argue that poison could be so formulated and administered that it wouldn’t be evident immediately, yet would kill the individual later, at a specified time; which argument likely pleased his lordship, and was thus chosen to be discussed in his presence, if I am not mistaken about his being there that day. So, even if one dies from a flux and another from a cold, it matters little to the overall issue, but rather illustrates the great skill and expertise of the craftsman.” —PARSONS' LEICESTER'S COMMONWEALTH, p.23.
It is unnecessary to state the numerous reasons why the Earl is stated in the tale to be rather the dupe of villains than the unprincipled author of their atrocities. In the latter capacity, which a part at least of his contemporaries imputed to him, he would have made a character too disgustingly wicked to be useful for the purposes of fiction.
It’s not necessary to list all the reasons why the Earl in the story is more of a victim of villains than the ruthless mastermind behind their deeds. If he were portrayed as the latter, as some of his peers suggested, he would be a character so repulsively evil that he wouldn’t serve any purpose in fiction.
I have only to add that the union of the poisoner, the quacksalver, the alchemist, and the astrologer in the same person was familiar to the pretenders to the mystic sciences.
I just want to point out that the combination of the poisoner, the fraud, the alchemist, and the astrologer in one person was common among those who pretended to practice the mystical sciences.
Note 8. Ch. XXXII.—FURNITURE OF KENILWORTH.
Note 8. Ch. XXXII.—FURNITURE OF KENILWORTH.
In revising this work, I have had the means of making some accurate additions to my attempt to describe the princely pleasures of Kenilworth, by the kindness of my friend William Hamper, Esq., who had the goodness to communicate to me an inventory of the furniture of Kenilworth in the days of the magnificent Earl of Leicester. I have adorned the text with some of the splendid articles mentioned in the inventory, but antiquaries especially will be desirous to see a more full specimen than the story leaves room for.
In updating this work, I've been able to make some precise additions to my effort to describe the royal pleasures of Kenilworth, thanks to my friend William Hamper, Esq., who kindly shared with me an inventory of the furniture from the time of the illustrious Earl of Leicester. I've included some of the impressive items noted in the inventory, but those interested in history will definitely want to see a more comprehensive selection than the story allows.
EXTRACTS FROM KENILWORTH INVENTORY, A.D. 1584.
EXTRACTS FROM KENILWORTH INVENTORY, A.D. 1584.
A Salte, ship-fashion, of the mother of perle, garnished with silver and divers workes, warlike ensignes, and ornaments, with xvj peeces of ordinance whereof ij on wheles, two anckers on the foreparte, and on the stearne the image of Dame Fortune standing on a globe with a flag in her hand. Pois xxxij oz.
A Salte, ship-style, made of mother of pearl, decorated with silver and various designs, military flags, and ornaments, with 16 pieces of cannon, including 2 on wheels, two anchors at the front, and at the stern an image of Lady Fortune standing on a globe with a flag in her hand. Weighs 32 oz.
A gilte salte like a swann, mother of perle. Pois xxx oz. iij quarters.
A gilded salt like a swan, mother of pearl. Weight xxx oz. three quarters.
A George on horseback, of wood, painted and gilt, with a case for knives in the tayle of the horse, and a case for oyster knives in the brest of the Dragon.
A wooden George on horseback, painted and gilded, with a compartment for knives in the tail of the horse, and a compartment for oyster knives in the chest of the Dragon.
A green barge-cloth, embrother'd with white lions and beares.
A green barge cloth, embroidered with white lions and bears.
A perfuming pann, of silver. Pois xix oz.
A silver perfume pan, weighing 19 ounces.
In the halle. Tabells, long and short, vj. Formes, long and short, xiiij.
In the hall. Tables, long and short, 6. Shapes, long and short, 14.
HANGINGS. (These are minutely specified, and consisted of the following subjects, in tapestry, and gilt, and red leather.)
HANGINGS. (These are detailed, and included the following subjects, in tapestry, gold, and red leather.)
Flowers, beasts, and pillars arched. Forest worke. Historie. Storie of Susanna, the Prodigall Childe, Saule, Tobie, Hercules, Lady Fame, Hawking and Hunting, Jezabell, Judith and Holofernes, David, Abraham, Sampson, Hippolitus, Alexander the Great, Naaman the Assyrian, Jacob, etc.
Flowers, animals, and pillars arched. Forest work. History. Story of Susanna, the Prodigal Child, Saul, Tobit, Hercules, Lady Fame, hawking and hunting, Jezebel, Judith and Holofernes, David, Abraham, Samson, Hippolytus, Alexander the Great, Naaman the Assyrian, Jacob, etc.
BEDSTEADS, WITH THEIR FURNITURE. (These are magnificent and numerous. I shall copy VERBATIM the description of what appears to have been one of the best.)
BEDSTEADS, WITH THEIR FURNITURE. (These are impressive and plentiful. I will copy VERBATIM the description of what seems to have been one of the finest.)
A bedsted of wallnut-tree, toppe fashion, the pillers redd and varnished, the ceelor, tester, and single vallance of crimson sattin, paned with a broad border of bone lace of golde and silver. The tester richlie embrothered with my Lo. armes in a garland of hoppes, roses, and pomegranetts, and lyned with buckerom. Fyve curteins of crimson sattin to the same bedsted, striped downe with a bone lace of gold and silver, garnished with buttons and loops of crimson silk and golde, containing xiiij bredths of sattin, and one yarde iij quarters deepe. The ceelor, vallance, and curteins lyned with crymson taffata sarsenet.
A walnut wood bedstead, elegantly designed, with polished red pillars, the canopy, bed skirt, and single valance made of crimson satin, trimmed with a wide border of lace made of gold and silver. The canopy is richly embroidered with my Lord's coat of arms surrounded by a garland of hops, roses, and pomegranates, lined with buckram. Five curtains of crimson satin matching the bedstead, decorated with a lace of gold and silver stripes, adorned with buttons and loops of crimson silk and gold, made with fourteen widths of satin, and one yard three quarters deep. The canopy, valance, and curtains lined with crimson taffeta sarsenet.
A crymson sattin counterpointe, quilted and embr. with a golde twiste, and lyned with redd sarsenet, being in length iij yards good, and in breadth iij scant.
A crimson satin counterpoint, quilted and embroidered with a gold twist, and lined with red sarsenet, measuring three yards long and three scant yards wide.
A chaise of crymson sattin, suteable.
A red satin chaise, suitable.
A fayre quilte of crymson sattin, vj breadths, iij yardes 3 quarters naile deepe, all lozenged over with silver twiste, in the midst a cinquefoile within a garland of ragged staves, fringed rounde aboute with a small fringe of crymson silke, lyned throughe with white fustian.
A beautiful quilt made of crimson satin, six widths, three and three-quarters yards deep, all diamond-shaped with silver twist, in the center a cinquefoil surrounded by a wreath of rough sticks, trimmed all around with a small fringe of crimson silk, lined with white fustian.
Fyve plumes of coolered feathers, garnished with bone lace and spangells of goulde and silver, standing in cups knitt all over with goulde, silver, and crymson silk. [Probably on the centre and four corners of the bedstead. Four bears and ragged staves occupied a similar position on another of these sumptuous pieces of furniture.]
Fyve plumes of colored feathers, decorated with bone lace and bits of gold and silver, standing in cups entirely knitted with gold, silver, and crimson silk. [Probably at the center and four corners of the bedstead. Four bears and ragged staves held a similar position on another of these luxurious pieces of furniture.]
A carpett for a cupboarde of crymson sattin, embrothered with a border of goulde twiste, about iij parts of it fringed with silk and goulde, lyned with bridges [That is, Bruges.] sattin, in length ij yards, and ij bredths of sattin.
A carpet for a cupboard made of crimson satin, embroidered with a gold twisted border, about three-quarters of it fringed with silk and gold, lined with Bruges satin, measuring two yards in length and two widths of satin.
(There were eleven down beds and ninety feather beds, besides thirty-seven mattresses.)
(There were eleven bunk beds and ninety feather beds, along with thirty-seven mattresses.)
CHYRES, STOOLES, AND CUSHENS. (These were equally splendid with the beds, etc. I shall here copy that which stands at the head of the list.)
CHYRES, STOOLES, AND CUSHENS. (These were just as magnificent as the beds, etc. Here, I will copy what is at the start of the list.)
A chaier of crimson velvet, the seate and backe partlie embrothered, with R. L. in cloth of goulde, the beare and ragged staffe in clothe of silver, garnished with lace and fringe of goulde, silver, and crimson silck. The frame covered with velvet, bounde aboute the edge with goulde lace, and studded with gilte nailes.
A chair made of crimson velvet, with the seat and back partially embroidered, featuring R. L. in gold thread, the bear and ragged staff in silver, decorated with gold, silver, and crimson silk lace and fringe. The frame is covered in velvet, edged with gold lace, and studded with gilt nails.
A square stoole and a foote stoole, of crimson velvet, fringed and garnished suteable.
A square stool and a footstool, made of crimson velvet, trimmed and decorated to match.
A long cushen of crimson velvet, embr. with the ragged staffe in a wreathe of goulde, with my Lo. posie “DROYTE ET LOYALL” written in the same, and the letters R. L. in clothe of goulde, being garnished with lace, fringe, buttons, and tassels of gold, silver, and crimson silck, lyned with crimson taff., being in length 1 yard quarter.
A long cushion made of crimson velvet, embroidered with a ragged staff in a gold wreath, with my lord's motto "DROYTE ET LOYALL" written on it, and the letters R. L. in gold cloth, decorated with lace, fringe, buttons, and tassels of gold, silver, and crimson silk, lined with crimson taffeta, measuring 1 yard and a quarter in length.
A square cushen, of the like velvet, embr. suteable to the long cushen.
A square cushion, made of the same velvet, matches the long cushion perfectly.
CARPETS. (There were 10 velvet carpets for tables and windows, 49 Turkey carpets for floors, and 32 cloth carpets. One of each I will now specify.)
CARPETS. (There were 10 velvet carpets for tables and windows, 49 Turkish carpets for floors, and 32 fabric carpets. I will now specify one of each.)
A carpett of crimson velvet, richlie embr. with my Lo. posie, beares and ragged staves, etc., of clothe of goulde and silver, garnished upon the seames and aboute with golde lace, fringed accordinglie, lyned with crimson taffata sarsenett, being 3 breadths of velvet, one yard 3 quarters long.
A carpet made of deep red velvet, beautifully embroidered with my lord's emblem, bears rough edges and threads of gold and silver, adorned along the seams and around with gold lace, fringed accordingly, lined with crimson taffeta, consisting of three widths of velvet, measuring one yard and three-quarters long.
A great Turquoy carpett, the grounde blew, with a list of yelloe at each end, being in length x yards, in bredthe iiij yards and quarter
A large turquoise carpet, the ground blue, with a yellow border at each end, measuring 10 yards long and 4.25 yards wide.
A long carpett of blew clothe, lyned with bridges sattin, fringed with blew silck and goulde, in length vj yards lack a quarter, the whole bredth of the clothe.
A long carpet made of blue fabric, lined with bright satin, trimmed with blue silk and gold, measuring six yards minus a quarter, the full width of the fabric.
PICTURES. (Chiefly described as having curtains.)
PICTURES. (Mainly described as having curtains.)
The Queene's Majestie (2 great tables). 3 of my Lord. St. Jerome. Lo. of Arundell. Lord Mathevers. Lord of Pembroke. Counte Egmondt. The Queene of Scotts. King Philip. The Baker's Daughters. The Duke of Feria. Alexander Magnus. Two Yonge Ladies. Pompaea Sabina. Fred. D. of Saxony. Emp. Charles. K. Philip's Wife. Prince of Orange and his Wife. Marq. of Berges and his Wife. Counte de Home. Count Holstrate. Monsr. Brederode. Duke Alva. Cardinal Grandville. Duches of Parma. Henrie E. of Pembrooke and his young Countess. Countis of Essex. Occacion and Repentance. Lord Mowntacute. Sir Jas. Crofts. Sir Wm. Mildmay. Sr. Wm. Pickering. Edwin Abp. of York.
The Queen's Majesty (2 great tables). 3 of my Lord. St. Jerome. Lord of Arundell. Lord Mathevers. Lord of Pembroke. Count Egmond. The Queen of Scots. King Philip. The Baker's Daughters. The Duke of Feria. Alexander the Great. Two Young Ladies. Pompaea Sabina. Frederick, Duke of Saxony. Emperor Charles. King Philip's Wife. Prince of Orange and his Wife. Marquis of Berges and his Wife. Count de Home. Count Holstrate. Monsieur Brederode. Duke Alva. Cardinal Grandville. Duchess of Parma. Henry, Earl of Pembroke and his young Countess. Countess of Essex. Occasion and Repentance. Lord Mountacute. Sir James Crofts. Sir William Mildmay. Sir William Pickering. Edwin, Archbishop of York.
A tabell of an historie of men, women, and children, moulden in wax.
A table of a history of men, women, and children, made in wax.
A little foulding table of ebanie, garnished with white bone, wherein are written verses with lres. of goulde.
A small folding table made of ebony, decorated with white bone, where verses are written in gold letters.
A table of my Lord's armes.
A table of my Lord's arms.
Fyve of the plannetts, painted in frames.
Fyve of the planets, painted in frames.
Twentie-three cardes, [That is charts.] or maps of countries.
Twenty-three cards, [That is charts.] or maps of countries.
INSTRUMENTS. (I shall give two specimens.)
INSTRUMENTS. (I will provide two examples.)
An instrument of organs, regall, and virginalls, covered with crimson velvet, and garnished with goulde lace.
An instrument of organs, regal, and virginals, covered with crimson velvet and decorated with gold lace.
A fair pair of double virginalls.
A nice set of double harpsichords.
CABONETTS.
CABONETTS.
A cabonett of crimson sattin, richlie embr. with a device of hunting the stagg, in goulde, silver, and silck, with iiij glasses in the topp thereof, xvj cupps of flowers made of goulde, silver, and silck, in a case of leather, lyned with greene sattin of bridges.
A cabinet made of crimson satin, beautifully decorated with a design of hunting the stag, in gold, silver, and silk, with four glasses on top, and sixteen cups of flowers made of gold, silver, and silk, all in a leather case lined with green satin from Bridges.
(Another of purple velvet. A desk of red leather.)
(Another in purple velvet. A desk in red leather.)
A CHESS BOARDE of ebanie, with checkars of christall and other stones, layed with silver, garnished with beares and ragged staves, and cinquefoiles of silver. The xxxij men likewyse of christall and other stones sett, the one sort in silver white, the other gilte, in a case gilded and lyned with green cotton.
A CHESS BOARD made of ebony, with squares of crystal and other stones, laid with silver, decorated with bears and jagged staffs, and silver cinquefoils. The thirty-two pieces were also made of crystal and other stones, one set in white silver, the other gilt, in a gilded case lined with green fabric.
(Another of bone and ebanie. A pair of tabells of bone.)
(Another of bone and ebony. A pair of tables made of bone.)
A great BRASON CANDLESTICK to hang in the roofe of the howse, verie fayer and curiouslye wrought, with xxiiij branches, xij greate and xij of lesser size, 6 rowlers and ij wings for the spreade eagle, xxiiij socketts for candells, xij greater and xij of a lesser sorte, xxiiij sawcers, or candlecups, of like proporcion to put under the socketts, iij images of men and iij of weomen, of brass, verie finely and artificiallie done.
A beautiful BRASON CANDLESTICK to hang from the ceiling of the house, very fair and intricately crafted, with 24 branches, 12 large and 12 smaller ones, 6 rollers and 2 wings for the spread eagle, 24 sockets for candles, 12 larger and 12 smaller, 24 saucers, or candle cups, of similar proportion to place under the sockets, 3 figures of men and 3 of women, made of brass, very finely and expertly done.
These specimens of Leicester's magnificence may serve to assure the reader that it scarce lay in the power of a modern author to exaggerate the lavish style of expense displayed in the princely pleasures of Kenilworth.
These examples of Leicester's grandeur can assure the reader that it’s almost impossible for a modern writer to overstate the extravagant spending seen in the royal entertainments at Kenilworth.
Note to Ch. XLI.—DEATH OF THE EARL OF LEICESTER.
Note to Ch. XLI.—DEATH OF THE EARL OF LEICESTER.
In a curious manuscript copy of the information given by Ben Jonson to Drummond of Hawthornden, as transcribed by Sir Robert Sibbald, Leicester's death is ascribed to poison administered as a cordial by his countess, to whom he had given it, representing it to be a restorative in any faintness, in the hope that she herself might be cut off by using it. We have already quoted Jonson's account of this merited stroke of retribution in a note of the Introduction to this volume. It may be here added that the following satirical epitaph on Leicester occurs in Drummond's Collection, but is evidently not of his composition:—
In a fascinating manuscript of the information Ben Jonson provided to Drummond of Hawthornden, as recorded by Sir Robert Sibbald, Leicester's death is attributed to poison given to him as a cordial by his countess. He had given it to her, claiming it was a remedy for any faintness, hoping that she would end up using it herself. We've already discussed Jonson's account of this deserved act of retribution in a note in the Introduction to this volume. It should be noted that the following satirical epitaph on Leicester appears in Drummond's Collection, but it's clearly not written by him:—
EPITAPH ON THE ERLE OF LEISTER.
EPITAPH ON THE EARL OF LEICESTER.
Here lies a valiant warriour,
Who never drew a sword;
Here lies a noble courtier,
Who never kept his word;
Here lies the Erle of Leister,
Who governed the Estates,
Whom the earth could never living love,
And the just Heaven now hates.
Here lies a brave warrior,
Who never drew a sword;
Here lies a noble courtier,
Who never kept his word;
Here lies the Earl of Leicester,
Who governed the Estates,
Whom the earth could never love while living,
And now just Heaven hates.
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