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ZULEIKA DOBSON

OR AN OXFORD LOVE STORY



By Max Beerbohm










           NOTE to the 1922 edition

           I was in Italy when this book was first published. A year later (1912) I visited London, and I found that most of my friends and acquaintances referred to me as Zu-like-a—a name that I barely recognized and completely disapproved of. I had always thought of the lady as Zu-leek-a. Surely that was how Joseph thought of his wife, and Selim of his bride? I really hope that any reader of these pages will think of Miss Dobson in the same way.

                                                M.B.
                                                Rapallo, 1922.










CONTENTS

CONTENTS


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ZULEIKA DOBSON





I

That old bell, presage of a train, had just sounded through Oxford station; and the undergraduates who were waiting there, gay figures in tweed or flannel, moved to the margin of the platform and gazed idly up the line. Young and careless, in the glow of the afternoon sunshine, they struck a sharp note of incongruity with the worn boards they stood on, with the fading signals and grey eternal walls of that antique station, which, familiar to them and insignificant, does yet whisper to the tourist the last enchantments of the Middle Age.

That old bell, signaling a train, had just sounded through Oxford station; and the undergraduates waiting there, cheerful in their tweed or flannel, moved to the edge of the platform and looked idly up the line. Young and carefree, basking in the afternoon sunshine, they stood in stark contrast to the worn boards beneath them, the fading signals, and the grey, timeless walls of that old station, which, while familiar and trivial to them, still hints to the tourist at the last charms of the Middle Ages.

At the door of the first-class waiting-room, aloof and venerable, stood the Warden of Judas. An ebon pillar of tradition seemed he, in his garb of old-fashioned cleric. Aloft, between the wide brim of his silk hat and the white extent of his shirt-front, appeared those eyes which hawks, that nose which eagles, had often envied. He supported his years on an ebon stick. He alone was worthy of the background.

At the entrance of the first-class waiting room, distant and impressive, stood the Warden of Judas. He looked like a dark pillar of tradition in his old-fashioned cleric outfit. Hovering above the wide brim of his silk hat and the white area of his shirt front were eyes that hawks would envy, and a nose that eagles would admire. He leaned on a dark cane to support his age. He alone was deserving of that setting.

Came a whistle from the distance. The breast of an engine was descried, and a long train curving after it, under a flight of smoke. It grew and grew. Louder and louder, its noise foreran it. It became a furious, enormous monster, and, with an instinct for safety, all men receded from the platform’s margin. (Yet came there with it, unknown to them, a danger far more terrible than itself.) Into the station it came blustering, with cloud and clangour. Ere it had yet stopped, the door of one carriage flew open, and from it, in a white travelling dress, in a toque a-twinkle with fine diamonds, a lithe and radiant creature slipped nimbly down to the platform.

A whistle sounded from far away. The front of a train came into view, followed by a long line of cars, all trailing a cloud of smoke. It got closer and louder, its sound warning everyone before it appeared. It became a huge, roaring beast, and instinctively, everyone stepped back from the edge of the platform. (Yet with it came a danger far worse than itself, unbeknownst to them.) The train rushed into the station, surrounded by noise and chaos. Before it had even fully stopped, the door of one carriage burst open, and from it, a woman in a white travel dress, wearing a sparkling diamond-studded hat, gracefully stepped down onto the platform.

A cynosure indeed! A hundred eyes were fixed on her, and half as many hearts lost to her. The Warden of Judas himself had mounted on his nose a pair of black-rimmed glasses. Him espying, the nymph darted in his direction. The throng made way for her. She was at his side.

A true center of attention! A hundred eyes were on her, and just as many hearts were taken by her. The Warden of Judas himself wore a pair of black-rimmed glasses. Spotting him, the girl quickly moved toward him. The crowd parted for her. She was at his side.

“Grandpapa!” she cried, and kissed the old man on either cheek. (Not a youth there but would have bartered fifty years of his future for that salute.)

“Grandpa!” she exclaimed, kissing the old man on both cheeks. (Not a single young person would hesitate to trade fifty years of their future for that greeting.)

“My dear Zuleika,” he said, “welcome to Oxford! Have you no luggage?”

“My dear Zuleika,” he said, “welcome to Oxford! Don’t you have any luggage?”

“Heaps!” she answered. “And a maid who will find it.”

“Heaps!” she replied. “And a maid who will find it.”

“Then,” said the Warden, “let us drive straight to College.” He offered her his arm, and they proceeded slowly to the entrance. She chatted gaily, blushing not in the long avenue of eyes she passed through. All the youths, under her spell, were now quite oblivious of the relatives they had come to meet. Parents, sisters, cousins, ran unclaimed about the platform. Undutiful, all the youths were forming a serried suite to their enchantress. In silence they followed her. They saw her leap into the Warden’s landau, they saw the Warden seat himself upon her left. Nor was it until the landau was lost to sight that they turned—how slowly, and with how bad a grace!—to look for their relatives.

“Then,” said the Warden, “let’s head straight to College.” He offered her his arm, and they walked slowly to the entrance. She chatted happily, not blushing as she passed through the long line of eyes. All the young men, under her charm, were completely unaware of the relatives they had come to see. Parents, sisters, cousins, wandered around the platform without anyone claiming them. All the young men were ignoring their duties, forming a close group around their enchantress. They followed her in silence. They watched her jump into the Warden’s carriage, and they saw the Warden sit down on her left. It wasn’t until the carriage disappeared from view that they turned—how slowly, and with such awkwardness!—to look for their relatives.

Through those slums which connect Oxford with the world, the landau rolled on towards Judas. Not many youths occurred, for nearly all—it was the Monday of Eights Week—were down by the river, cheering the crews. There did, however, come spurring by, on a polo-pony, a very splendid youth. His straw hat was encircled with a riband of blue and white, and he raised it to the Warden.

Through those slums that connect Oxford with the world, the landau rolled on towards Judas. There weren't many young people around, since nearly all of them—being the Monday of Eights Week—were down by the river, cheering for the crews. However, a very impressive young man rode by on a polo pony. His straw hat was decorated with a blue and white ribbon, and he raised it to acknowledge the Warden.

“That,” said the Warden, “is the Duke of Dorset, a member of my College. He dines at my table to-night.”

“That,” said the Warden, “is the Duke of Dorset, a member of my college. He’s having dinner at my place tonight.”

Zuleika, turning to regard his Grace, saw that he had not reined in and was not even glancing back at her over his shoulder. She gave a little start of dismay, but scarcely had her lips pouted ere they curved to a smile—a smile with no malice in its corners.

Zuleika, turning to look at his Grace, noticed that he hadn’t slowed down and wasn’t even looking back at her over his shoulder. She gasped slightly in shock, but barely had her lips pouted before they turned into a smile—a smile with no bitterness in its corners.

As the landau rolled into “the Corn,” another youth—a pedestrian, and very different—saluted the Warden. He wore a black jacket, rusty and amorphous. His trousers were too short, and he himself was too short: almost a dwarf. His face was as plain as his gait was undistinguished. He squinted behind spectacles.

As the carriage pulled into “the Corn,” another young man—a bystander, and very different—greeted the Warden. He wore a worn-out black jacket that had lost its shape. His pants were too short, and he was also short—almost like a little person. His face was as ordinary as his walk was unremarkable. He squinted behind glasses.

“And who is that?” asked Zuleika.

“And who is that?” Zuleika asked.

A deep flush overspread the cheek of the Warden. “That,” he said, “is also a member of Judas. His name, I believe, is Noaks.”

A deep flush covered the Warden's cheek. “That,” he said, “is also a member of Judas. I think his name is Noaks.”

“Is he dining with us to-night?” asked Zuleika.

“Is he having dinner with us tonight?” asked Zuleika.

“Certainly not,” said the Warden. “Most decidedly not.”

“Definitely not,” said the Warden. “Absolutely not.”

Noaks, unlike the Duke, had stopped for an ardent retrospect. He gazed till the landau was out of his short sight; then, sighing, resumed his solitary walk.

Noaks, unlike the Duke, had taken a moment for a passionate reflection. He watched until the landau was out of his limited view; then, with a sigh, he continued his solitary walk.

The landau was rolling into “the Broad,” over that ground which had once blackened under the fagots lit for Latimer and Ridley. It rolled past the portals of Balliol and of Trinity, past the Ashmolean. From those pedestals which intersperse the railing of the Sheldonian, the high grim busts of the Roman Emperors stared down at the fair stranger in the equipage. Zuleika returned their stare with but a casual glance. The inanimate had little charm for her.

The carriage was moving into “the Broad,” over the ground that had once been scorched by the flames for Latimer and Ridley. It rolled past the gates of Balliol and Trinity, and went by the Ashmolean. From the pedestals that break up the railing of the Sheldonian, the stern busts of the Roman Emperors looked down at the beautiful stranger in the carriage. Zuleika met their gaze with just a quick glance. The lifeless had little appeal for her.

A moment later, a certain old don emerged from Blackwell’s, where he had been buying books. Looking across the road, he saw, to his amazement, great beads of perspiration glistening on the brows of those Emperors. He trembled, and hurried away. That evening, in Common Room, he told what he had seen; and no amount of polite scepticism would convince him that it was but the hallucination of one who had been reading too much Mommsen. He persisted that he had seen what he described. It was not until two days had elapsed that some credence was accorded him.

A moment later, an old professor came out of Blackwell’s, where he had been buying books. Looking across the street, he was amazed to see large beads of sweat glistening on the foreheads of those Emperors. He trembled and quickly walked away. That evening, in the Common Room, he recounted what he had seen, and no amount of polite doubt could convince him that it was just the hallucination of someone who had read too much Mommsen. He insisted that he had seen what he described. It wasn't until two days later that he started to gain some belief from others.

Yes, as the landau rolled by, sweat started from the brows of the Emperors. They, at least, foresaw the peril that was overhanging Oxford, and they gave such warning as they could. Let that be remembered to their credit. Let that incline us to think more gently of them. In their lives we know, they were infamous, some of them—“nihil non commiserunt stupri, saevitiae, impietatis.” But are they too little punished, after all? Here in Oxford, exposed eternally and inexorably to heat and frost, to the four winds that lash them and the rains that wear them away, they are expiating, in effigy, the abominations of their pride and cruelty and lust. Who were lechers, they are without bodies; who were tyrants, they are crowned never but with crowns of snow; who made themselves even with the gods, they are by American visitors frequently mistaken for the Twelve Apostles. It is but a little way down the road that the two Bishops perished for their faith, and even now we do never pass the spot without a tear for them. Yet how quickly they died in the flames! To these Emperors, for whom none weeps, time will give no surcease. Surely, it is sign of some grace in them that they rejoiced not, this bright afternoon, in the evil that was to befall the city of their penance.

Yes, as the carriage passed by, sweat began to form on the brows of the Emperors. They, at least, foresaw the danger looming over Oxford, and they gave whatever warning they could. Let that be remembered to their credit. Let that encourage us to think more kindly of them. In their lives, we know, they were infamous—some of them—“nihil non commiserunt stupri, saevitiae, impietatis.” But are they really punished enough, after all? Here in Oxford, perpetually exposed to heat and cold, to the four winds that beat them and the rain that erodes them, they are paying, in effigy, for the sins of their pride, cruelty, and lust. Those who were lechers are now without bodies; those who were tyrants are only crowned with snow; those who dared to elevate themselves to the level of gods are frequently mistaken by American visitors for the Twelve Apostles. Just down the road, the two Bishops died for their faith, and even now we never pass the spot without shedding a tear for them. Yet how quickly they perished in the flames! For these Emperors, for whom no one weeps, time will bring no relief. Surely, it is a sign of some grace in them that they did not rejoice, on this bright afternoon, in the evil that was about to befall the city of their penance.





II

The sun streamed through the bay-window of a “best” bedroom in the Warden’s house, and glorified the pale crayon-portraits on the wall, the dimity curtains, the old fresh chintz. He invaded the many trunks which—all painted Z. D.—gaped, in various stages of excavation, around the room. The doors of the huge wardrobe stood, like the doors of Janus’ temple in time of war, majestically open; and the sun seized this opportunity of exploring the mahogany recesses. But the carpet, which had faded under his immemorial visitations, was now almost ENTIRELY hidden from him, hidden under layers of fair fine linen, layers of silk, brocade, satin, chiffon, muslin. All the colours of the rainbow, materialised by modistes, were there. Stacked on chairs were I know not what of sachets, glove-cases, fan-cases. There were innumerable packages in silver-paper and pink ribands. There was a pyramid of bandboxes. There was a virgin forest of boot-trees. And rustling quickly hither and thither, in and out of this profusion, with armfuls of finery, was an obviously French maid. Alert, unerring, like a swallow she dipped and darted. Nothing escaped her, and she never rested. She had the air of the born unpacker—swift and firm, yet withal tender. Scarce had her arms been laden but their loads were lying lightly between shelves or tightly in drawers. To calculate, catch, distribute, seemed in her but a single process. She was one of those who are born to make chaos cosmic.

The sun poured through the bay window of the best bedroom in the Warden’s house, lighting up the pale crayon portraits on the wall, the dimity curtains, and the fresh old chintz. He rummaged through the many trunks, all painted with "Z. D.," that stood open in various stages of unpacking around the room. The doors of the large wardrobe stood wide open, like the doors of Janus’ temple in wartime, and the sun took the chance to explore the mahogany interior. But the carpet, which had faded from countless visits, was now almost completely covered, hidden under layers of fine linens, silk, brocade, satin, chiffon, and muslin. All the colors of the rainbow, brought to life by fashion designers, were there. Stacked on chairs were who knows what—sachets, glove cases, and fan cases. There were countless packages wrapped in silver paper with pink ribbons. There was a pyramid of hat boxes and a dense forest of boot trees. Rustling quickly back and forth through this sea of finery, with armfuls of clothing, was an obviously French maid. Quick and precise, like a swallow, she dipped and darted. Nothing escaped her notice, and she never slowed down. She had the knack of a natural unpacker—swift and strong, yet gentle. Hardly had her arms been full before their loads were neatly arranged on shelves or tucked tightly into drawers. To calculate, grab, and distribute seemed to her just one effortless motion. She was one of those people born to turn chaos into order.

Insomuch that ere the loud chapel-clock tolled another hour all the trunks had been sent empty away. The carpet was unflecked by any scrap of silver-paper. From the mantelpiece, photographs of Zuleika surveyed the room with a possessive air. Zuleika’s pincushion, a-bristle with new pins, lay on the dimity-flounced toilet-table, and round it stood a multitude of multiform glass vessels, domed, all of them, with dull gold, on which Z. D., in zianites and diamonds, was encrusted. On a small table stood a great casket of malachite, initialled in like fashion. On another small table stood Zuleika’s library. Both books were in covers of dull gold. On the back of one cover BRADSHAW, in beryls, was encrusted; on the back of the other, A.B.C. GUIDE, in amethysts, beryls, chrysoprases, and garnets. And Zuleika’s great cheval-glass stood ready to reflect her. Always it travelled with her, in a great case specially made for it. It was framed in ivory, and of fluted ivory were the slim columns it swung between. Of gold were its twin sconces, and four tall tapers stood in each of them.

By the time the loud chapel clock chimed the next hour, all the trunks had been sent away empty. The carpet was spotless, with no trace of silver paper. From the mantel, photographs of Zuleika looked over the room with a possessive gaze. Zuleika’s pincushion, filled with new pins, sat on the dimity-fringed vanity, surrounded by various glass containers, all topped with dull gold, where her initials, Z. D., were set in zianites and diamonds. On a small table was a large malachite casket, similarly initialed. Another small table held Zuleika’s library, both books covered in dull gold. One cover had "BRADSHAW," encrusted with beryls; the other read "A.B.C. GUIDE," set with amethysts, beryls, chrysoprases, and garnets. And Zuleika’s large cheval mirror was ready to reflect her. It always traveled with her in a specially designed case. The frame was made of ivory, with slim fluted ivory columns supporting it. Its twin sconces were made of gold, each holding four tall candles.

The door opened, and the Warden, with hospitable words, left his grand-daughter at the threshold.

The door swung open, and the Warden, with warm words, left his granddaughter at the entrance.

Zuleika wandered to her mirror. “Undress me, Melisande,” she said. Like all who are wont to appear by night before the public, she had the habit of resting towards sunset.

Zuleika walked over to her mirror. “Undress me, Melisande,” she said. Like everyone who usually shows up at night in front of others, she had the routine of taking a break around sunset.

Presently Melisande withdrew. Her mistress, in a white peignoir tied with a blue sash, lay in a great chintz chair, gazing out of the bay-window. The quadrangle below was very beautiful, with its walls of rugged grey, its cloisters, its grass carpet. But to her it was of no more interest than if it had been the rattling court-yard to one of those hotels in which she spent her life. She saw it, but heeded it not. She seemed to be thinking of herself, or of something she desired, or of some one she had never met. There was ennui, and there was wistfulness, in her gaze. Yet one would have guessed these things to be transient—to be no more than the little shadows that sometimes pass between a bright mirror and the brightness it reflects.

Currently, Melisande stepped back. Her mistress, wearing a white peignoir tied with a blue sash, was lounging in a large chintz chair, looking out of the bay window. The courtyard below was really beautiful, with its rugged grey walls, cloisters, and grass-covered ground. But to her, it was as uninteresting as the noisy courtyard of the hotels where she spent her life. She saw it but didn’t pay attention. It seemed like she was lost in thought about herself, something she wanted, or someone she had never met. There was boredom and a sense of longing in her gaze. Yet, it seemed like these feelings were fleeting—just like the little shadows that occasionally pass between a bright mirror and the light it reflects.

Zuleika was not strictly beautiful. Her eyes were a trifle large, and their lashes longer than they need have been. An anarchy of small curls was her chevelure, a dark upland of misrule, every hair asserting its rights over a not discreditable brow. For the rest, her features were not at all original. They seemed to have been derived rather from a gallimaufry of familiar models. From Madame la Marquise de Saint-Ouen came the shapely tilt of the nose. The mouth was a mere replica of Cupid’s bow, lacquered scarlet and strung with the littlest pearls. No apple-tree, no wall of peaches, had not been robbed, nor any Tyrian rose-garden, for the glory of Miss Dobson’s cheeks. Her neck was imitation-marble. Her hands and feet were of very mean proportions. She had no waist to speak of.

Zuleika wasn’t exactly beautiful. Her eyes were a bit large, and their lashes were longer than necessary. Her hair was a wild mess of small curls, a dark tangle where every hair seemed to have a mind of its own on a not-unattractive forehead. Besides that, her features weren’t very unique. They looked like they came from a mix of familiar inspirations. The nice slope of her nose was reminiscent of Madame la Marquise de Saint-Ouen. Her mouth was a simple copy of Cupid’s bow, painted bright red and lined with tiny pearls. No apple tree, no peach wall, had been spared, nor any Tyrian rose garden, to enhance Miss Dobson’s cheeks. Her neck was like faux marble. Her hands and feet were quite small. She had hardly any waist to mention.

Yet, though a Greek would have railed at her asymmetry, and an Elizabethan have called her “gipsy,” Miss Dobson now, in the midst of the Edwardian Era, was the toast of two hemispheres. Late in her ‘teens she had become an orphan and a governess. Her grandfather had refused her appeal for a home or an allowance, on the ground that he would not be burdened with the upshot of a marriage which he had once forbidden and not yet forgiven. Lately, however, prompted by curiosity or by remorse, he had asked her to spend a week or so of his declining years with him. And she, “resting” between two engagements—one at Hammerstein’s Victoria, N.Y.C., the other at the Folies Bergeres, Paris—and having never been in Oxford, had so far let bygones be bygones as to come and gratify the old man’s whim.

Yet, while a Greek would have criticized her unevenness, and an Elizabethan would have called her a “gypsy,” Miss Dobson was now, in the heart of the Edwardian Era, the talk of two continents. In her late teens, she had lost her parents and taken a job as a governess. Her grandfather had turned down her request for a home or financial support, saying he didn't want to be burdened by the consequences of a marriage he had once forbidden and had yet to forgive. Recently, though, driven by curiosity or guilt, he had invited her to spend a week or so with him in his old age. And she, “resting” between two gigs—one at Hammerstein’s Victoria in New York City, the other at the Folies Bergère in Paris—and having never visited Oxford, had decided to let the past go and please the old man by accepting his invitation.

It may be that she still resented his indifference to those early struggles which, even now, she shuddered to recall. For a governess’ life she had been, indeed, notably unfit. Hard she had thought it, that penury should force her back into the school-room she was scarce out of, there to champion the sums and maps and conjugations she had never tried to master. Hating her work, she had failed signally to pick up any learning from her little pupils, and had been driven from house to house, a sullen and most ineffectual maiden. The sequence of her situations was the swifter by reason of her pretty face. Was there a grown-up son, always he fell in love with her, and she would let his eyes trifle boldly with hers across the dinner-table. When he offered her his hand, she would refuse it—not because she “knew her place,” but because she did not love him. Even had she been a good teacher, her presence could not have been tolerated thereafter. Her corded trunk, heavier by another packet of billets-doux and a month’s salary in advance, was soon carried up the stairs of some other house.

It’s possible that she still held a grudge against his indifference to those early struggles, which even now made her shudder to think about. She had been completely unfit for the life of a governess. It was hard for her that poverty forced her back into the classroom she had barely escaped from, where she had to deal with the math, geography, and grammar she had never really mastered. Resenting her job, she hadn’t managed to learn anything from her young students and was moved from house to house, a gloomy and ineffective young woman. The speed of her job changes was increased by her pretty face. If there was a grown son, he always fell in love with her, and she would let his gaze wander boldly to hers across the dinner table. When he offered her his hand, she would turn him down—not because she “knew her place,” but because she didn’t love him. Even if she had been a good teacher, her presence would have been intolerable afterward. Her heavy trunk, made even heavier by another bundle of love letters and a month’s salary in advance, was soon carried up the stairs of some other house.

It chanced that she came, at length, to be governess in a large family that had Gibbs for its name and Notting Hill for its background. Edward, the eldest son, was a clerk in the city, who spent his evenings in the practice of amateur conjuring. He was a freckled youth, with hair that bristled in places where it should have lain smooth, and he fell in love with Zuleika duly, at first sight, during high-tea. In the course of the evening, he sought to win her admiration by a display of all his tricks. These were familiar to this household, and the children had been sent to bed, the mother was dozing, long before the seance was at an end. But Miss Dobson, unaccustomed to any gaieties, sat fascinated by the young man’s sleight of hand, marvelling that a top-hat could hold so many goldfish, and a handkerchief turn so swiftly into a silver florin. All that night, she lay wide awake, haunted by the miracles he had wrought. Next evening, when she asked him to repeat them, “Nay,” he whispered, “I cannot bear to deceive the girl I love. Permit me to explain the tricks.” So he explained them. His eyes sought hers across the bowl of gold-fish, his fingers trembled as he taught her to manipulate the magic canister. One by one, she mastered the paltry secrets. Her respect for him waned with every revelation. He complimented her on her skill. “I could not do it more neatly myself!” he said. “Oh, dear Miss Dobson, will you but accept my hand, all these things shall be yours—the cards, the canister, the goldfish, the demon egg-cup—all yours!” Zuleika, with ravishing coyness, answered that if he would give her them now, she would “think it over.” The swain consented, and at bed-time she retired with the gift under her arm. In the light of her bedroom candle Marguerite hung not in greater ecstasy over the jewel-casket than hung Zuleika over the box of tricks. She clasped her hands over the tremendous possibilities it held for her—manumission from her bondage, wealth, fame, power. Stealthily, so soon as the house slumbered, she packed her small outfit, embedding therein the precious gift. Noiselessly, she shut the lid of her trunk, corded it, shouldered it, stole down the stairs with it. Outside—how that chain had grated! and her shoulder, how it was aching!—she soon found a cab. She took a night’s sanctuary in some railway-hotel. Next day, she moved into a small room in a lodging-house off the Edgware Road, and there for a whole week she was sedulous in the practice of her tricks. Then she inscribed her name on the books of a “Juvenile Party Entertainments Agency.”

It turned out that she eventually became a governess for a big family named Gibbs, living in Notting Hill. Edward, the eldest son, was a city clerk who spent his evenings practicing amateur magic tricks. He was a freckled young man with hair that stuck up in places instead of lying flat, and he fell for Zuleika at first sight during high tea. Throughout the evening, he tried to impress her with all his tricks. The tricks were well-known in the household, and the children had been sent to bed while the mother dozed off long before the performance ended. However, Miss Dobson, who wasn’t used to any fun, was captivated by the young man’s sleight of hand, amazed that a top hat could hold so many goldfish and that a handkerchief could quickly turn into a silver coin. That night, she lay awake, haunted by the wonders he had performed. The next evening, when she asked him to do them again, he whispered, “No, I can’t bear to deceive the girl I love. Let me explain the tricks instead.” So he explained them. His eyes searched hers across the bowl of goldfish, and his fingers trembled as he taught her how to handle the magic canister. One by one, she learned the simple secrets. Her respect for him diminished with every revelation. He praised her skill. “I couldn’t do it any better!” he said. “Oh, dear Miss Dobson, if you’ll just accept my hand, all these things will be yours—the cards, the canister, the goldfish, the magic egg cup—all yours!” Zuleika, with charming coyness, replied that if he would give them to her now, she would “think it over.” He agreed, and at bedtime, she went to her room with the gift under her arm. In the light of her bedroom candle, Zuleika was as ecstatic over the box of tricks as Marguerite would be over a jewel casket. She clasped her hands over the incredible possibilities it held for her—freedom, wealth, fame, power. Stealthily, as soon as the house fell asleep, she packed her small belongings, tucking away the precious gift. Silently, she closed the trunk lid, tied it up, and carried it down the stairs. Outside—how that chain had squeaked! and her shoulder, how it ached!—she soon found a cab. She spent the night at a railway hotel. The next day, she moved into a small room in a boarding house off Edgware Road, where she dedicated a whole week to practicing her tricks. Then she registered her name with a “Juvenile Party Entertainments Agency.”

The Christmas holidays were at hand, and before long she got an engagement. It was a great evening for her. Her repertory was, it must be confessed, old and obvious; but the children, in deference to their hostess, pretended not to know how the tricks were done, and assumed their prettiest airs of wonder and delight. One of them even pretended to be frightened, and was led howling from the room. In fact, the whole thing went off splendidly. The hostess was charmed, and told Zuleika that a glass of lemonade would be served to her in the hall. Other engagements soon followed. Zuleika was very, very happy. I cannot claim for her that she had a genuine passion for her art. The true conjurer finds his guerdon in the consciousness of work done perfectly and for its own sake. Lucre and applause are not necessary to him. If he were set down, with the materials of his art, on a desert island, he would yet be quite happy. He would not cease to produce the barber’s-pole from his mouth. To the indifferent winds he would still speak his patter, and even in the last throes of starvation would not eat his live rabbit or his gold-fish. Zuleika, on a desert island, would have spent most of her time in looking for a man’s foot-print. She was, indeed, far too human a creature to care much for art. I do not say that she took her work lightly. She thought she had genius, and she liked to be told that this was so. But mainly she loved her work as a means of mere self-display. The frank admiration which, into whatsoever house she entered, the grown-up sons flashed on her; their eagerness to see her to the door; their impressive way of putting her into her omnibus—these were the things she revelled in. She was a nymph to whom men’s admiration was the greater part of life. By day, whenever she went into the streets, she was conscious that no man passed her without a stare; and this consciousness gave a sharp zest to her outings. Sometimes she was followed to her door—crude flattery which she was too innocent to fear. Even when she went into the haberdasher’s to make some little purchase of tape or riband, or into the grocer’s—for she was an epicure in her humble way—to buy a tin of potted meat for her supper, the homage of the young men behind the counter did flatter and exhilarate her. As the homage of men became for her, more and more, a matter of course, the more subtly necessary was it to her happiness. The more she won of it, the more she treasured it. She was alone in the world, and it saved her from any moment of regret that she had neither home nor friends. For her the streets that lay around her had no squalor, since she paced them always in the gold nimbus of her fascinations. Her bedroom seemed not mean nor lonely to her, since the little square of glass, nailed above the wash-stand, was ever there to reflect her face. Thereinto, indeed, she was ever peering. She would droop her head from side to side, she would bend it forward and see herself from beneath her eyelashes, then tilt it back and watch herself over her supercilious chin. And she would smile, frown, pout, languish—let all the emotions hover upon her face; and always she seemed to herself lovelier than she had ever been.

The Christmas holidays were approaching, and soon she received an invitation. It was a fantastic evening for her. Her repertoire was, to be honest, outdated and predictable; but the children, out of respect for their host, pretended not to know how the tricks were done and acted as if they were genuinely amazed and delighted. One of them even pretended to be scared and was led out of the room crying. In fact, everything went wonderfully. The host was delighted and told Zuleika that a glass of lemonade would be served to her in the hall. More invitations quickly came in. Zuleika was very, very happy. I can’t say she had a true passion for her art. The real magician finds joy in the satisfaction of a job well done, for its own sake. Money and applause aren’t necessary for him. If he were stuck, with his materials, on a deserted island, he would still be perfectly content. He wouldn’t stop producing the barber’s pole from his mouth. He would continue to perform for the indifferent winds, and even in the last moments of starvation would not eat his live rabbit or his goldfish. Zuleika, on a deserted island, would have spent most of her time looking for a man's footprint. She was simply too human to care much for art. I’m not saying she took her work lightly. She believed she had talent, and she enjoyed hearing that others thought so. But mainly she loved her work as a way to show off. The genuine admiration from the grown-up sons in every house she entered; their eagerness to escort her to the door; their impressive way of helping her into her carriage—these were the things she reveled in. She was like a nymph for whom men’s admiration was a huge part of life. By day, whenever she walked in the streets, she was aware that no man passed by without staring; this awareness added a thrilling excitement to her outings. Sometimes, she was followed to her door—a crude form of flattery she was too naïve to fear. Even when she went into the fabric store to buy some tape or ribbon, or into the grocery store—since she had a taste for good food in her humble way—to pick up a tin of potted meat for dinner, the flattery from the young men behind the counter would boost her spirits. As their admiration became more routine for her, it became increasingly necessary for her happiness. The more she received, the more she valued it. She was alone in the world, and it kept her from feeling regretful about having no home or friends. To her, the streets around her had no ugliness, since she always walked through them surrounded by the glow of her allure. Her bedroom didn't feel shabby or lonely to her, since the little square of glass hanging above the washstand was always there to reflect her face. She often found herself gazing into it. She would tilt her head from side to side, lean forward to see herself from beneath her lashes, then lean back and observe herself over her proud chin. She would smile, frown, pout, and show all sorts of emotions on her face; and she always thought she looked more beautiful than ever.

Yet was there nothing Narcissine in her spirit. Her love for her own image was not cold aestheticism. She valued that image not for its own sake, but for sake of the glory it always won for her. In the little remote music-hall, where she was soon appearing nightly as an “early turn,” she reaped glory in a nightly harvest. She could feel that all the gallery-boys, because of her, were scornful of the sweethearts wedged between them, and she knew that she had but to say “Will any gentleman in the audience be so good as to lend me his hat?” for the stalls to rise as one man and rush towards the platform. But greater things were in store for her. She was engaged at two halls in the West End. Her horizon was fast receding and expanding. Homage became nightly tangible in bouquets, rings, brooches—things acceptable and (luckier than their donors) accepted. Even Sunday was not barren for Zuleika: modish hostesses gave her postprandially to their guests. Came that Sunday night, notanda candidissimo calculo! when she received certain guttural compliments which made absolute her vogue and enabled her to command, thenceforth, whatever terms she asked for.

Yet there was nothing self-absorbed in her spirit. Her love for her own image was not just cold aesthetics. She valued that image not for itself, but for the recognition it brought her. In the little remote music hall, where she soon performed nightly as an "early turn," she enjoyed a nightly harvest of admiration. She could feel that all the gallery boys were looking down on the sweethearts squeezed between them because of her presence, and she knew that all she had to do was say, "Will any gentleman in the audience be so kind as to lend me his hat?" and the audience would rise as one and rush to the stage. But even bigger things were coming her way. She was booked at two theaters in the West End. Her opportunities were rapidly expanding and becoming more exciting. Tribute became tangible every night in the form of bouquets, rings, and brooches—things that were welcome and (luckier than their givers) accepted. Even Sundays were fruitful for Zuleika: fashionable hostesses showcased her to their guests after dinner. Then came that Sunday night, marked by incredibly favorable circumstances, when she received certain hearty compliments that solidified her popularity and allowed her to dictate whatever terms she wanted from that point on.

Already, indeed, she was rich. She was living at the most exorbitant hotel in all Mayfair. She had innumerable gowns and no necessity to buy jewels; and she also had, which pleased her most, the fine cheval-glass I have described. At the close of the Season, Paris claimed her for a month’s engagement. Paris saw her and was prostrate. Boldini did a portrait of her. Jules Bloch wrote a song about her; and this, for a whole month, was howled up and down the cobbled alleys of Montmartre. And all the little dandies were mad for “la Zuleika.” The jewellers of the Rue de la Paix soon had nothing left to put in their windows—everything had been bought for “la Zuleika.” For a whole month, baccarat was not played at the Jockey Club—every member had succumbed to a nobler passion. For a whole month, the whole demi-monde was forgotten for one English virgin. Never, even in Paris, had a woman triumphed so. When the day came for her departure, the city wore such an air of sullen mourning as it had not worn since the Prussians marched to its Elysee. Zuleika, quite untouched, would not linger in the conquered city. Agents had come to her from every capital in Europe, and, for a year, she ranged, in triumphal nomady, from one capital to another. In Berlin, every night, the students escorted her home with torches. Prince Vierfuenfsechs-Siebenachtneun offered her his hand, and was condemned by the Kaiser to six months’ confinement in his little castle. In Yildiz Kiosk, the tyrant who still throve there conferred on her the Order of Chastity, and offered her the central couch in his seraglio. She gave her performance in the Quirinal, and, from the Vatican, the Pope launched against her a Bull which fell utterly flat. In Petersburg, the Grand Duke Salamander Salamandrovitch fell enamoured of her. Of every article in the apparatus of her conjuring-tricks he caused a replica to be made in finest gold. These treasures he presented to her in that great malachite casket which now stood on the little table in her room; and thenceforth it was with these that she performed her wonders. They did not mark the limit of the Grand Duke’s generosity. He was for bestowing on Zuleika the half of his immensurable estates. The Grand Duchess appealed to the Tzar. Zuleika was conducted across the frontier, by an escort of love-sick Cossacks. On the Sunday before she left Madrid, a great bull-fight was held in her honour. Fifteen bulls received the coup-de-grace, and Alvarez, the matador of matadors, died in the arena with her name on his lips. He had tried to kill the last bull without taking his eyes off la divina senorita. A prettier compliment had never been paid her, and she was immensely pleased with it. For that matter, she was immensely pleased with everything. She moved proudly to the incessant music of a paean, aye! of a paean that was always crescendo.

She was already rich. She was staying at the most expensive hotel in all of Mayfair. She had countless gowns and didn’t need to buy any jewelry; and what pleased her the most was the beautiful full-length mirror I mentioned. At the end of the Season, Paris invited her for a month-long engagement. Paris saw her and was captivated. Boldini painted her portrait. Jules Bloch wrote a song about her; this was sung everywhere in the cobblestone streets of Montmartre for a whole month. All the fashionable young men were crazy about “la Zuleika.” The jewelers on Rue de la Paix soon had nothing left to showcase in their windows—everything had been purchased for “la Zuleika.” For an entire month, baccarat wasn’t played at the Jockey Club—every member had fallen for a greater passion. For that month, the entire demi-monde forgot everything for one English beauty. Never before had a woman triumphed like this in Paris. When the day came for her to leave, the city wore a gloomy mourning look not seen since the Prussians marched to the Elysee. Zuleika, unfazed, wouldn’t linger in the conquered city. Agents had come to her from every capital in Europe, and for a year, she traveled triumphantly from one capital to another. In Berlin, every night, students walked her home with torches. Prince Vierfuenfsechs-Siebenachtneun offered his hand to her but was punished by the Kaiser with six months’ confinement in his little castle. In Yildiz Kiosk, the tyrant who still thrived there awarded her the Order of Chastity and offered her a place in his harem. She performed at the Quirinal, and the Pope from the Vatican issued a Bull against her that had no effect. In Petersburg, Grand Duke Salamander Salamandrovitch fell in love with her. He had every item from her magic tricks made in the finest gold and presented these treasures to her in a large malachite box that now sat on the small table in her room; from then on, she used these for her performances. His generosity didn’t stop there. He wanted to give Zuleika half of his vast estates. The Grand Duchess appealed to the Tsar. Zuleika was escorted across the border by a group of lovesick Cossacks. On the Sunday before she left Madrid, a grand bullfight was held in her honor. Fifteen bulls were slain, and Alvarez, the top matador, died in the arena calling out her name. He had tried to kill the last bull without taking his eyes off la divina senorita. No prettier compliment had ever been given to her, and she was thrilled by it. In fact, she was thrilled by everything. She moved proudly to the constant music of a song, yes! a song that was always building in intensity.

Its echoes followed her when she crossed the Atlantic, till they were lost in the louder, deeper, more blatant paean that rose for her from the shores beyond. All the stops of that “mighty organ, many-piped,” the New York press, were pulled out simultaneously, as far as they could be pulled, in Zuleika’s honour. She delighted in the din. She read every line that was printed about her, tasting her triumph as she had never tasted it before. And how she revelled in the Brobdingnagian drawings of her, which, printed in nineteen colours, towered between the columns or sprawled across them! There she was, measuring herself back to back with the Statue of Liberty; scudding through the firmament on a comet, whilst a crowd of tiny men in evening-dress stared up at her from the terrestrial globe; peering through a microscope held by Cupid over a diminutive Uncle Sam; teaching the American Eagle to stand on its head; and doing a hundred-and-one other things—whatever suggested itself to the fancy of native art. And through all this iridescent maze of symbolism were scattered many little slabs of realism. At home, on the street, Zuleika was the smiling target of all snap-shooters, and all the snap-shots were snapped up by the press and reproduced with annotations: Zuleika Dobson walking on Broadway in the sables gifted her by Grand Duke Salamander—she says “You can bounce blizzards in them”; Zuleika Dobson yawning over a love-letter from millionaire Edelweiss; relishing a cup of clam-broth—she says “They don’t use clams out there”; ordering her maid to fix her a warm bath; finding a split in the gloves she has just drawn on before starting for the musicale given in her honour by Mrs. Suetonius X. Meistersinger, the most exclusive woman in New York; chatting at the telephone to Miss Camille Van Spook, the best-born girl in New York; laughing over the recollection of a compliment made her by George Abimelech Post, the best-groomed man in New York; meditating a new trick; admonishing a waiter who has upset a cocktail over her skirt; having herself manicured; drinking tea in bed. Thus was Zuleika enabled daily to be, as one might say, a spectator of her own wonderful life. On her departure from New York, the papers spoke no more than the truth when they said she had had “a lovely time.” The further she went West—millionaire Edelweiss had loaned her his private car—the lovelier her time was. Chicago drowned the echoes of New York; final Frisco dwarfed the headlines of Chicago. Like one of its own prairie-fires, she swept the country from end to end. Then she swept back, and sailed for England. She was to return for a second season in the coming Fall. At present, she was, as I have said, “resting.”

Its echoes followed her as she crossed the Atlantic, until they faded into the louder, deeper, more obvious celebration that welcomed her from the shores ahead. All the stops of that “mighty organ, many-piped,” the New York press, were pulled out all at once, as far as they could go, in Zuleika’s honor. She loved the noise. She read every article written about her, savoring her success like never before. And how she enjoyed the gigantic caricatures of herself, which, printed in nineteen colors, loomed between the columns or sprawled across them! There she was, comparing herself back to back with the Statue of Liberty; racing through the sky on a comet, while a crowd of tiny men in tuxedos gazed up at her from the earth; looking through a microscope held by Cupid over a tiny Uncle Sam; teaching the American Eagle how to stand on its head; and doing a hundred different things—whatever came to the imagination of local artists. And throughout this colorful maze of symbols were scattered many little pieces of realism. In public, on the street, Zuleika was the beaming target of all photographers, and all the snapshots were quickly picked up by the press and published with captions: Zuleika Dobson walking on Broadway in the furs given to her by Grand Duke Salamander—she says “You can bounce blizzards in them”; Zuleika Dobson yawning over a love letter from millionaire Edelweiss; enjoying a cup of clam broth—she says “They don’t use clams out there”; instructing her maid to prepare a warm bath; discovering a tear in the gloves she had just put on before heading out for the musicale arranged in her honor by Mrs. Suetonius X. Meistersinger, the most exclusive woman in New York; chatting on the phone with Miss Camille Van Spook, the best-born girl in New York; laughing over a compliment from George Abimelech Post, the best-groomed man in New York; contemplating a new trick; scolding a waiter who spilled a cocktail on her skirt; getting a manicure; drinking tea in bed. Thus, Zuleika was able daily to be, as one might say, a spectator of her own extraordinary life. On her departure from New York, the papers spoke only truthfully when they said she had had “a lovely time.” The further she traveled west—millionaire Edelweiss had loaned her his private car—the better her time became. Chicago drowned out the echoes of New York; final Frisco overshadowed the headlines of Chicago. Like one of its own prairie fires, she swept across the country from coast to coast. Then she returned and sailed for England. She was set to come back for a second season in the upcoming Fall. For now, as I mentioned, she was “resting.”

As she sat here in the bay-window of her room, she was not reviewing the splendid pageant of her past. She was a young person whose reveries never were in retrospect. For her the past was no treasury of distinct memories, all hoarded and classified, some brighter than others and more highly valued. All memories were for her but as the motes in one fused radiance that followed her and made more luminous the pathway of her future. She was always looking forward. She was looking forward now—that shade of ennui had passed from her face—to the week she was to spend in Oxford. A new city was a new toy to her, and—for it was youth’s homage that she loved best—this city of youths was a toy after her own heart.

As she sat in the bay window of her room, she wasn't reminiscing about her glorious past. She was young, and her daydreams never looked back. The past wasn't a collection of clear memories for her, all stored and sorted, with some shining brighter and worth more than others. To her, all memories were just like tiny specks in one glowing light that followed her, lighting up her future. She was always looking ahead. Right now, that look of boredom had left her face as she anticipated the week she would spend in Oxford. A new city was like a new toy to her, and since she cherished the vibrancy of youth the most, this city full of young people was a perfect fit for her.

Aye, and it was youths who gave homage to her most freely. She was of that high-stepping and flamboyant type that captivates youth most surely. Old men and men of middle age admired her, but she had not that flower-like quality of shyness and helplessness, that look of innocence, so dear to men who carry life’s secrets in their heads. Yet Zuleika WAS very innocent, really. She was as pure as that young shepherdess Marcella, who, all unguarded, roved the mountains and was by all the shepherds adored. Like Marcella, she had given her heart to no man, had preferred none. Youths were reputed to have died for love of her, as Chrysostom died for love of the shepherdess; and she, like the shepherdess, had shed no tear. When Chrysostom was lying on his bier in the valley, and Marcella looked down from the high rock, Ambrosio, the dead man’s comrade, cried out on her, upbraiding her with bitter words—“Oh basilisk of our mountains!” Nor do I think Ambrosio spoke too strongly. Marcella cared nothing for men’s admiration, and yet, instead of retiring to one of those nunneries which are founded for her kind, she chose to rove the mountains, causing despair to all the shepherds. Zuleika, with her peculiar temperament, would have gone mad in a nunnery. “But,” you may argue, “ought not she to have taken the veil, even at the cost of her reason, rather than cause so much despair in the world? If Marcella was a basilisk, as you seem to think, how about Miss Dobson?” Ah, but Marcella knew quite well, boasted even, that she never would or could love any man. Zuleika, on the other hand, was a woman of really passionate fibre. She may not have had that conscious, separate, and quite explicit desire to be a mother with which modern playwrights credit every unmated member of her sex. But she did know that she could love. And, surely, no woman who knows that of herself can be rightly censured for not recluding herself from the world: it is only women without the power to love who have no right to provoke men’s love.

Yeah, and it was young men who admired her the most. She was the kind of confident and vibrant woman who definitely attracts youth. Older men and middle-aged men appreciated her, but she lacked that delicate quality of shyness and vulnerability—the innocent look that’s so appealing to men who carry life’s burdens. Yet Zuleika WAS truly innocent. She was as pure as that young shepherdess Marcella, who wandered the mountains freely and was adored by all the shepherds. Like Marcella, she hadn’t given her heart to any man, preferring none. Young men supposedly died for love of her, just as Chrysostom died for the shepherdess; and she, like the shepherdess, shed no tears. When Chrysostom lay on his deathbed in the valley, and Marcella looked down from the high rock, Ambrosio, the dead man’s friend, shouted at her, accusing her with bitter words—“Oh basilisk of our mountains!” I don’t think Ambrosio was being too harsh. Marcella didn’t care about men’s admiration, and yet, instead of retreating to one of those convents meant for women like her, she chose to roam the mountains, causing despair for all the shepherds. Zuleika, with her unique temperament, would have gone mad in a convent. “But,” you might argue, “shouldn’t she have taken the veil, even if it meant losing her mind, rather than causing so much despair in the world? If Marcella was a basilisk, as you seem to think, what about Miss Dobson?” Ah, but Marcella was fully aware and even proud that she would never love any man. Zuleika, on the other hand, was a woman with a truly passionate nature. She might not have had that conscious, clear desire to be a mother that modern playwrights attribute to every single woman, but she did know that she could love. And surely, no woman who knows this about herself can be justly criticized for not isolating herself from the world: it’s only women without the ability to love who have no right to stir men’s affections.

Though Zuleika had never given her heart, strong in her were the desire and the need that it should be given. Whithersoever she had fared, she had seen nothing but youths fatuously prostrate to her—not one upright figure which she could respect. There were the middle-aged men, the old men, who did not bow down to her; but from middle-age, as from eld, she had a sanguine aversion. She could love none but a youth. Nor—though she herself, womanly, would utterly abase herself before her ideal—could she love one who fell prone before her. And before her all youths always did fall prone. She was an empress, and all youths were her slaves. Their bondage delighted her, as I have said. But no empress who has any pride can adore one of her slaves. Whom, then, could proud Zuleika adore? It was a question which sometimes troubled her. There were even moments when, looking into her cheval-glass, she cried out against that arrangement in comely lines and tints which got for her the dulia she delighted in. To be able to love once—would not that be better than all the homage in the world? But would she ever meet whom, looking up to him, she could love—she, the omnisubjugant? Would she ever, ever meet him?

Though Zuleika had never given her heart, she felt both the desire and the need to do so. Wherever she went, she saw nothing but young men foolishly worshipping her—not one person who stood tall and earned her respect. There were middle-aged and older men who didn’t bow to her, but she had an intense dislike for them. She could only love a young man. And even though she, as a woman, would completely lower herself before her ideal, she couldn’t love someone who prostrated himself before her. And all young men always did that. She was like an empress, and all young men were her subjects. Their subservience pleased her, as I mentioned. But no proud empress can truly adore one of her subjects. So, whom could proud Zuleika possibly adore? It was a question that sometimes troubled her. There were even moments when, looking into her mirror, she complained about the attractive features and colors that earned her the admiration she enjoyed. To be able to love just once—wouldn’t that be better than all the praise in the world? But would she ever encounter someone whom she could look up to and love—she, the one who made everyone submit? Would she ever, ever meet him?

It was when she wondered thus, that the wistfulness came into her eyes. Even now, as she sat by the window, that shadow returned to them. She was wondering, shyly, had she met him at length? That young equestrian who had not turned to look at her; whom she was to meet at dinner to-night... was it he? The ends of her blue sash lay across her lap, and she was lazily unravelling their fringes. “Blue and white!” she remembered. “They were the colours he wore round his hat.” And she gave a little laugh of coquetry. She laughed, and, long after, her lips were still parted in a smile.

It was while she was thinking this that a longing look appeared in her eyes. Even now, as she sat by the window, that shadow returned to them. She was wondering, shyly, had she finally met him? That young rider who hadn’t turned to look at her; the one she was supposed to meet for dinner tonight... was it him? The ends of her blue sash rested on her lap, and she was lazily untangling the fringes. “Blue and white!” she recalled. “Those were the colors he wore around his hat.” And she let out a light laugh of flirtation. She laughed, and long after, her lips remained slightly curved in a smile.

So did she sit, smiling, wondering, with the fringes of her sash between her fingers, while the sun sank behind the opposite wall of the quadrangle, and the shadows crept out across the grass, thirsty for the dew.

So she sat there, smiling and wondering, with the edges of her sash between her fingers, while the sun set behind the opposite wall of the courtyard, and the shadows stretched out across the grass, eager for the dew.





III

The clock in the Warden’s drawing-room had just struck eight, and already the ducal feet were beautiful on the white bearskin hearthrug. So slim and long were they, of instep so nobly arched, that only with a pair of glazed ox-tongues on a breakfast-table were they comparable. Incomparable quite, the figure and face and vesture of him who ended in them.

The clock in the Warden’s drawing room had just struck eight, and the duke’s feet looked stunning on the white bearskin rug. They were so slim and long, with an elegantly arched instep, that the only thing they could be compared to was a pair of glossy ox-tongue shoes on a breakfast table. Truly unmatched, the figure, face, and outfit of the man who wore them.

The Warden was talking to him, with all the deference of elderly commoner to patrician boy. The other guests—an Oriel don and his wife—were listening with earnest smile and submissive droop, at a slight distance. Now and again, to put themselves at their ease, they exchanged in undertone a word or two about the weather.

The Warden was speaking to him with all the respect an older commoner shows to a privileged young man. The other guests—an Oriel professor and his wife—were listening with genuine smiles and a slight bow of their heads from a little distance away. Every now and then, to relax a bit, they quietly whispered a word or two about the weather.

“The young lady whom you may have noticed with me,” the Warden was saying, “is my orphaned grand-daughter.” (The wife of the Oriel don discarded her smile, and sighed, with a glance at the Duke, who was himself an orphan.) “She has come to stay with me.” (The Duke glanced quickly round the room.) “I cannot think why she is not down yet.” (The Oriel don fixed his eyes on the clock, as though he suspected it of being fast.) “I must ask you to forgive her. She appears to be a bright, pleasant young woman.”

"The young lady you might have noticed with me," the Warden was saying, "is my orphaned granddaughter." (The wife of the Oriel don dropped her smile and sighed, glancing at the Duke, who was also an orphan.) "She’s come to stay with me." (The Duke quickly looked around the room.) "I can’t imagine why she isn’t down yet." (The Oriel don stared at the clock, as if he suspected it was running fast.) "I hope you can forgive her. She seems like a bright, pleasant young woman."

“Married?” asked the Duke.

"Married?" the Duke asked.

“No,” said the Warden; and a cloud of annoyance crossed the boy’s face. “No; she devotes her life entirely to good works.”

“No,” said the Warden, and a look of annoyance crossed the boy’s face. “No; she dedicates her life completely to helping others.”

“A hospital nurse?” the Duke murmured.

“A hospital nurse?” the Duke murmured.

“No, Zuleika’s appointed task is to induce delightful wonder rather than to alleviate pain. She performs conjuring-tricks.”

“No, Zuleika’s job is to create delightful wonder, not to ease pain. She does magic tricks.”

“Not—not Miss Zuleika Dobson?” cried the Duke.

“Not—Miss Zuleika Dobson?” shouted the Duke.

“Ah yes. I forgot that she had achieved some fame in the outer world. Perhaps she has already met you?”

“Ah yes. I forgot that she had gained some fame in the outside world. Maybe she has already met you?”

“Never,” said the young man coldly. “But of course I have heard of Miss Dobson. I did not know she was related to you.”

“Never,” said the young man coldly. “But of course I’ve heard of Miss Dobson. I didn’t know she was related to you.”

The Duke had an intense horror of unmarried girls. All his vacations were spent in eluding them and their chaperons. That he should be confronted with one of them—with such an one of them!—in Oxford, seemed to him sheer violation of sanctuary. The tone, therefore, in which he said “I shall be charmed,” in answer to the Warden’s request that he would take Zuleika into dinner, was very glacial. So was his gaze when, a moment later, the young lady made her entry.

The Duke had a deep aversion to unmarried girls. He spent all his vacations trying to avoid them and their chaperones. The fact that he was being confronted by one of them—especially one like her!—in Oxford felt like a blatant invasion of his safe space. Therefore, the way he said, “I shall be charmed,” in response to the Warden’s request to take Zuleika to dinner was very cold. His expression was equally frosty when, moments later, the young lady walked in.

“She did not look like an orphan,” said the wife of the Oriel don, subsequently, on the way home. The criticism was a just one. Zuleika would have looked singular in one of those lowly double-files of straw-bonnets and drab cloaks which are so steadying a feature of our social system. Tall and lissom, she was sheathed from the bosom downwards in flamingo silk, and she was liberally festooned with emeralds. Her dark hair was not even strained back from her forehead and behind her ears, as an orphan’s should be. Parted somewhere at the side, it fell in an avalanche of curls upon one eyebrow. From her right ear drooped heavily a black pearl, from her left a pink; and their difference gave an odd, bewildering witchery to the little face between.

“She didn’t look like an orphan,” said the wife of the Oriel don on the way home. The criticism was fair. Zuleika would have stood out in one of those lowly lines of straw bonnets and dull cloaks that are such a steady feature of our social system. Tall and graceful, she was dressed in flamingo silk from the waist down, and she was adorned with emeralds. Her dark hair wasn’t even pulled back from her forehead and behind her ears, like an orphan's typically would be. Parted to the side, it cascaded in curls over one eyebrow. From her right ear dangled a heavy black pearl, and from her left, a pink one; their contrast added a strange, enchanting quality to her little face.

Was the young Duke bewitched? Instantly, utterly. But none could have guessed as much from his cold stare, his easy and impassive bow. Throughout dinner, none guessed that his shirt-front was but the screen of a fierce warfare waged between pride and passion. Zuleika, at the foot of the table, fondly supposed him indifferent to her. Though he sat on her right, not one word or glance would he give her. All his conversation was addressed to the unassuming lady who sat on his other side, next to the Warden. Her he edified and flustered beyond measure by his insistent courtesy. Her husband, alone on the other side of the table, was mortified by his utter failure to engage Zuleika in small-talk. Zuleika was sitting with her profile turned to him—the profile with the pink pearl—and was gazing full at the young Duke. She was hardly more affable than a cameo. “Yes,” “No,” “I don’t know,” were the only answers she would vouchsafe to his questions. A vague “Oh really?” was all he got for his timid little offerings of information. In vain he started the topic of modern conjuring-tricks as compared with the conjuring-tricks performed by the ancient Egyptians. Zuleika did not even say “Oh really?” when he told her about the metamorphosis of the bulls in the Temple of Osiris. He primed himself with a glass of sherry, cleared his throat. “And what,” he asked, with a note of firmness, “did you think of our cousins across the water?” Zuleika said “Yes;” and then he gave in. Nor was she conscious that he ceased talking to her. At intervals throughout the rest of dinner, she murmured “Yes,” and “No,” and “Oh really?” though the poor little don was now listening silently to the Duke and the Warden.

Was the young Duke under a spell? Absolutely. But nobody could have guessed from his cold stare and composed bow. Throughout dinner, no one realized that his crisp shirt front was hiding a fierce battle between pride and desire. Zuleika, sitting at the foot of the table, assumed he was indifferent to her. Even though he sat to her right, he didn’t offer her a single word or glance. All his conversation was aimed at the unassuming lady next to him, next to the Warden. He bewildered and impressed her with his persistent charm. Her husband, sitting across the table, was embarrassed by his total inability to engage Zuleika in small talk. Zuleika, with her profile turned toward him—the profile with the pink pearl—was staring directly at the young Duke. She was hardly more inviting than a cameo. “Yes,” “No,” and “I don’t know” were the only responses she would give to his questions. A vague “Oh really?” was all he received for his cautious attempts at sharing information. He tried talking about modern magic tricks compared to the ones used by the ancient Egyptians, but Zuleika didn’t even say “Oh really?” when he mentioned the transformation of the bulls in the Temple of Osiris. He took a sip of sherry, cleared his throat, and asked firmly, “And what did you think of our cousins across the water?” Zuleika simply replied “Yes,” and then he gave up. She wasn’t even aware that he had stopped talking to her. Throughout the rest of dinner, she occasionally murmured “Yes,” “No,” and “Oh really?” while the poor guy listened quietly to the Duke and the Warden.

She was in a trance of sheer happiness. At last, she thought, her hope was fulfilled—that hope which, although she had seldom remembered it in the joy of her constant triumphs, had been always lurking in her, lying near to her heart and chafing her, like the shift of sackcloth which that young brilliant girl, loved and lost of Giacopone di Todi, wore always in secret submission to her own soul, under the fair soft robes and the rubies men saw on her. At last, here was the youth who would not bow down to her; whom, looking up to him, she could adore. She ate and drank automatically, never taking her gaze from him. She felt not one touch of pique at his behaviour. She was tremulous with a joy that was new to her, greater than any joy she had known. Her soul was as a flower in its opetide. She was in love. Rapt, she studied every lineament of the pale and perfect face—the brow from which bronze-coloured hair rose in tiers of burnished ripples; the large steel-coloured eyes, with their carven lids; the carven nose, and the plastic lips. She noted how long and slim were his fingers, and how slender his wrists. She noted the glint cast by the candles upon his shirt-front. The two large white pearls there seemed to her symbols of his nature. They were like two moons: cold, remote, radiant. Even when she gazed at the Duke’s face, she was aware of them in her vision.

She was in a state of pure happiness. Finally, she thought, her hope had come true—that hope which, even though she rarely remembered it during her constant victories, had always lingered within her, resting close to her heart and nagging at her, like the rough cloth that that young, brilliant girl, loved and lost by Giacopone di Todi, wore in secret submission to her own spirit, beneath the soft, beautiful dresses and the rubies that others admired. At last, here was the young man who wouldn’t kneel before her; the one she could adore while looking up to him. She ate and drank automatically, never taking her eyes off him. She didn’t feel even a hint of irritation at his behavior. She was filled with a joy that was new to her, greater than any joy she had ever experienced. Her soul was like a flower in full bloom. She was in love. Enraptured, she took in every feature of his pale and perfect face—the brow from which bronze-colored hair cascaded in waves; the large, steel-colored eyes with their sculpted lids; the chiseled nose and full lips. She noticed how long and slender his fingers were, and how delicate his wrists appeared. She observed the way the candlelight glinted on his shirt front. The two large white pearls there struck her as symbols of his essence. They reminded her of two moons: cold, distant, and radiant. Even as she looked at the Duke’s face, she was aware of them in her line of sight.

Nor was the Duke unconscious, as he seemed to be, of her scrutiny. Though he kept his head averse, he knew that always her eyes were watching him. Obliquely, he saw them; saw, too, the contour of the face, and the black pearl and the pink; could not blind himself, try as he would. And he knew that he was in love.

Nor was the Duke unaware, as he appeared to be, of her gaze. Although he turned his head away, he knew her eyes were always on him. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw them; he also took in the shape of her face, the black pearl, and the pink; he couldn't blind himself, no matter how hard he tried. And he knew that he was in love.

Like Zuleika herself, this young Duke was in love for the first time. Wooed though he had been by almost as many maidens as she by youths, his heart, like hers, had remained cold. But he had never felt, as she had, the desire to love. He was not now rejoicing, as she was, in the sensation of first love; nay, he was furiously mortified by it, and struggled with all his might against it. He had always fancied himself secure against any so vulgar peril; always fancied that by him at least, the proud old motto of his family—“Pas si bete”—would not be belied. And I daresay, indeed, that had he never met Zuleika, the irresistible, he would have lived, and at a very ripe old age died, a dandy without reproach. For in him the dandiacal temper had been absolute hitherto, quite untainted and unruffled. He was too much concerned with his own perfection ever to think of admiring any one else. Different from Zuleika, he cared for his wardrobe and his toilet-table not as a means to making others admire him the more, but merely as a means through which he could intensify, a ritual in which to express and realise, his own idolatry. At Eton he had been called “Peacock,” and this nick-name had followed him up to Oxford. It was not wholly apposite, however. For, whereas the peacock is a fool even among birds, the Duke had already taken (besides a particularly brilliant First in Mods) the Stanhope, the Newdigate, the Lothian, and the Gaisford Prize for Greek Verse. And these things he had achieved currente calamo, “wielding his pen,” as Scott said of Byron, “with the easy negligence of a nobleman.” He was now in his third year of residence, and was reading, a little, for Literae Humaniores. There is no doubt that but for his untimely death he would have taken a particularly brilliant First in that school also.

Like Zuleika herself, this young Duke was experiencing love for the first time. Although he had been pursued by almost as many girls as she had boys, his heart, like hers, had remained untouched. However, he had never felt, as she had, the desire to love. He wasn’t celebrating this sensation of first love like she was; instead, he was extremely embarrassed by it and fought against it with all his strength. He always thought he was immune to such a basic risk; he believed that at least he would not betray the proud old motto of his family—“Pas si bete.” Honestly, had he never met the irresistible Zuleika, he would have lived and died as a dandy without any shame, reaching a very old age. Up until now, he had maintained a completely untainted and composed dandiacal demeanor. He was too focused on his own perfection to ever think about admiring anyone else. Unlike Zuleika, he cared about his wardrobe and grooming not to impress others but as a way to deepen and express his own self-worship. At Eton, he had been nicknamed “Peacock,” and this name had followed him to Oxford. However, it wasn’t entirely fitting. While the peacock is a fool even among birds, the Duke had already achieved (in addition to a particularly excellent First in Mods) the Stanhope, the Newdigate, the Lothian, and the Gaisford Prize for Greek Verse. He accomplished these things with ease, “wielding his pen,” as Scott described Byron, “with the effortless carelessness of a nobleman.” He was now in his third year at university and was studying a bit for Literae Humaniores. There’s no doubt that, if not for his untimely death, he would have also achieved a particularly brilliant First in that field.

For the rest, he had many accomplishments. He was adroit in the killing of all birds and fishes, stags and foxes. He played polo, cricket, racquets, chess, and billiards as well as such things can be played. He was fluent in all modern languages, had a very real talent in water-colour, and was accounted, by those who had had the privilege of hearing him, the best amateur pianist on this side of the Tweed. Little wonder, then, that he was idolised by the undergraduates of his day. He did not, however, honour many of them with his friendship. He had a theoretic liking for them as a class, as the “young barbarians all at play” in that little antique city; but individually they jarred on him, and he saw little of them. Yet he sympathised with them always, and, on occasion, would actively take their part against the dons. In the middle of his second year, he had gone so far that a College Meeting had to be held, and he was sent down for the rest of term. The Warden placed his own landau at the disposal of the illustrious young exile, who therein was driven to the station, followed by a long, vociferous procession of undergraduates in cabs. Now, it happened that this was a time of political excitement in London. The Liberals, who were in power, had passed through the House of Commons a measure more than usually socialistic; and this measure was down for its second reading in the Lords on the very day that the Duke left Oxford, an exile. It was but a few weeks since he had taken his seat in the Lords; and this afternoon, for the want of anything better to do, he strayed in. The Leader of the House was already droning his speech for the bill, and the Duke found himself on one of the opposite benches. There sat his compeers, sullenly waiting to vote for a bill which every one of them detested. As the speaker subsided, the Duke, for the fun of the thing, rose. He made a long speech against the bill. His gibes at the Government were so scathing, so utterly destructive his criticism of the bill itself, so lofty and so irresistible the flights of his eloquence, that, when he resumed his seat, there was only one course left to the Leader of the House. He rose and, in a few husky phrases, moved that the bill “be read this day six months.” All England rang with the name of the young Duke. He himself seemed to be the one person unmoved by his exploit. He did not re-appear in the Upper Chamber, and was heard to speak in slighting terms of its architecture, as well as of its upholstery. Nevertheless, the Prime Minister became so nervous that he procured for him, a month later, the Sovereign’s offer of a Garter which had just fallen vacant. The Duke accepted it. He was, I understand, the only undergraduate on whom this Order had ever been conferred. He was very much pleased with the insignia, and when, on great occasions, he wore them, no one dared say that the Prime Minister’s choice was not fully justified. But you must not imagine that he cared for them as symbols of achievement and power. The dark blue riband, and the star scintillating to eight points, the heavy mantle of blue velvet, with its lining of taffeta and shoulder-knots of white satin, the crimson surcoat, the great embullioned tassels, and the chain of linked gold, and the plumes of ostrich and heron uprising from the black velvet hat—these things had for him little significance save as a fine setting, a finer setting than the most elaborate smoking-suit, for that perfection of aspect which the gods had given him. This was indeed the gift he valued beyond all others. He knew well, however, that women care little for a man’s appearance, and that what they seek in a man is strength of character, and rank, and wealth. These three gifts the Duke had in a high degree, and he was by women much courted because of them. Conscious that every maiden he met was eager to be his Duchess, he had assumed always a manner of high austerity among maidens, and even if he had wished to flirt with Zuleika he would hardly have known how to do it. But he did not wish to flirt with her. That she had bewitched him did but make it the more needful that he should shun all converse with her. It was imperative that he should banish her from his mind, quickly. He must not dilute his own soul’s essence. He must not surrender to any passion his dandihood. The dandy must be celibate, cloistral; is, indeed, but a monk with a mirror for beads and breviary—an anchorite, mortifying his soul that his body may be perfect. Till he met Zuleika, the Duke had not known the meaning of temptation. He fought now, a St. Anthony, against the apparition. He would not look at her, and he hated her. He loved her, and he could not help seeing her. The black pearl and the pink seemed to dangle ever nearer and clearer to him, mocking him and beguiling. Inexpellible was her image.

For the rest, he had a lot of accomplishments. He was skilled at hunting all sorts of birds and fish, as well as deer and foxes. He played polo, cricket, racquets, chess, and billiards as well as anyone could. He was fluent in all modern languages, had real talent in watercolor painting, and was considered, by those lucky enough to hear him, the best amateur pianist on this side of the Tweed. It's no wonder he was idolized by the undergraduates of his time. However, he didn’t form friendships with many of them. He had a theoretical fondness for them as a group, like the “young barbarians all at play” in that little historic city; but on an individual level, they grated on him, and he spent little time with them. Still, he felt sympathy for them and would sometimes take their side against the professors. By the middle of his second year, he had gone so far that a College Meeting had to be held, and he was dismissed for the rest of the term. The Warden offered his own carriage to the notable young exile, who was taken to the station, followed by a loud procession of undergraduates in cabs. It just so happened that this was a time of political excitement in London. The Liberals, who were in power, had passed a particularly socialist measure through the House of Commons; and this bill was scheduled for its second reading in the Lords on the very day the Duke left Oxford as an exile. It had only been weeks since he had taken his seat in the Lords, and that afternoon, with nothing better to do, he wandered in. The Leader of the House was already droning on about the bill, and the Duke found himself sitting on one of the opposite benches. There sat his peers, sullenly waiting to vote for a bill they all hated. As the speaker finished, the Duke, just for fun, stood up. He made a long speech against the bill. His jabs at the Government were so sharp, his criticism of the bill so thorough, and his eloquence so grand and compelling, that when he sat down, the Leader of the House had no choice but to rise and, in a few shaky phrases, move that the bill “be read this day six months.” All of England buzzed with the name of the young Duke. He seemed to be the only one unfazed by his achievement. He didn’t return to the Upper Chamber and was heard dismissively commenting on its architecture and decor. Nevertheless, the Prime Minister got so nervous that a month later he secured for him the Sovereign's offer of a Garter that had just become available. The Duke accepted it. He was, as I understand, the only undergraduate ever to be honored with this accolade. He was very pleased with the insignia, and when he wore them on grand occasions, no one dared suggest that the Prime Minister’s choice wasn’t fully justified. But don’t think he cared for them as symbols of success and power. The dark blue ribbon, the eight-pointed star, the heavy blue velvet mantle lined with taffeta and adorned with white satin shoulder knots, the crimson cloak, the large golden tassels, the linked gold chain, and the feathers of ostrich and heron rising from the black velvet hat—these mattered little to him except as a fine backdrop, a better setting than the most elaborate smoking jacket, for the perfection of appearance that the gods had endowed him with. This was indeed the gift he valued above all else. However, he well knew that women care little for a man’s looks, and what they seek is strength of character, rank, and wealth. The Duke possessed these three qualities to a high degree, and women pursued him because of them. Aware that every maiden he encountered was eager to be his Duchess, he always took on a demeanor of high seriousness around them, and even if he had wanted to flirt with Zuleika, he wouldn’t have known how. But he didn’t want to flirt with her. The fact that she had enchanted him made it even more necessary to avoid any conversation with her. It was essential that he quickly banish her from his thoughts. He must not dilute his own essence. He must not let any passion compromise his dandihood. The dandy must remain celibate, almost monastic; he is, after all, just a monk with a mirror for beads and a breviary—an ascetic, mortifying his soul so his body may be perfect. Until he met Zuleika, the Duke had not known the meaning of temptation. He now fought, like St. Anthony, against the vision. He wouldn’t look at her, and he hated her. He loved her, and he couldn’t help but notice her. The black pearl and the pink seemed to dangle ever closer and clearer to him, teasing and enchanting. Her image was inescapable.

So fierce was the conflict in him that his outward nonchalance gradually gave way. As dinner drew to its close, his conversation with the wife of the Oriel don flagged and halted. He sank, at length, into a deep silence. He sat with downcast eyes, utterly distracted.

So intense was the struggle within him that his outward indifference slowly faded. As dinner came to an end, his chat with the wife of the Oriel don dwindled and stopped. Eventually, he fell into a profound silence. He sat with his eyes downcast, completely lost in thought.

Suddenly, something fell, plump! into the dark whirlpool of his thoughts. He started. The Warden was leaning forward, had just said something to him.

Suddenly, something dropped, thud! into the dark whirlpool of his mind. He jumped. The Warden was leaning in, had just said something to him.

“I beg your pardon?” asked the Duke. Dessert, he noticed, was on the table, and he was paring an apple. The Oriel don was looking at him with sympathy, as at one who had swooned and was just “coming to.”

“I beg your pardon?” asked the Duke. Dessert, he noticed, was on the table, and he was peeling an apple. The Oriel don was looking at him with sympathy, as if he were someone who had fainted and was just “coming to.”

“Is it true, my dear Duke,” the Warden repeated, “that you have been persuaded to play to-morrow evening at the Judas concert?”

“Is it true, my dear Duke,” the Warden repeated, “that you have agreed to perform tomorrow evening at the Judas concert?”

“Ah yes, I am going to play something.”

“Ah yes, I'm going to play something.”

Zuleika bent suddenly forward, addressed him. “Oh,” she cried, clasping her hands beneath her chin, “will you let me come and turn over the leaves for you?”

Zuleika suddenly leaned forward and spoke to him. “Oh,” she exclaimed, clasping her hands under her chin, “will you let me come and turn the pages for you?”

He looked her full in the face. It was like seeing suddenly at close quarters some great bright monument that one has long known only as a sun-caught speck in the distance. He saw the large violet eyes open to him, and their lashes curling to him; the vivid parted lips; and the black pearl, and the pink.

He looked her straight in the face. It was like suddenly seeing a massive, bright monument up close that he had only known as a distant glimmer caught in the sunlight. He saw her large violet eyes looking at him, their lashes curling toward him; her vivid, slightly parted lips; and the black pearl, and the pink.

“You are very kind,” he murmured, in a voice which sounded to him quite far away. “But I always play without notes.”

“You're really kind,” he whispered, in a voice that felt pretty distant to him. “But I always play without sheet music.”

Zuleika blushed. Not with shame, but with delirious pleasure. For that snub she would just then have bartered all the homage she had hoarded. This, she felt, was the climax. She would not outstay it. She rose, smiling to the wife of the Oriel don. Every one rose. The Oriel don held open the door, and the two ladies passed out of the room.

Zuleika blushed. Not out of shame, but because of overwhelming pleasure. For that slight, she would have traded all the admiration she had collected. This, she felt, was the peak moment. She wouldn't linger. She stood up, smiling at the wife of the Oriel don. Everyone got up. The Oriel don held the door open, and the two ladies stepped out of the room.

The Duke drew out his cigarette case. As he looked down at the cigarettes, he was vaguely conscious of some strange phenomenon somewhere between them and his eyes. Foredone by the agitation of the past hour, he did not at once realise what it was that he saw. His impression was of something in bad taste, some discord in his costume ... a black pearl and a pink pearl in his shirt-front!

The Duke pulled out his cigarette case. As he looked down at the cigarettes, he felt a strange sensation somewhere between them and his eyes. Exhausted from the stress of the past hour, he didn’t quite understand what he was seeing. It struck him as something off, a mismatch in his outfit... a black pearl and a pink pearl on his shirt!

Just for a moment, absurdly over-estimating poor Zuleika’s skill, he supposed himself a victim of legerdemain. Another moment, and the import of the studs revealed itself. He staggered up from his chair, covering his breast with one arm, and murmured that he was faint. As he hurried from the room, the Oriel don was pouring out a tumbler of water and suggesting burnt feathers. The Warden, solicitous, followed him into the hall. He snatched up his hat, gasping that he had spent a delightful evening—was very sorry—was subject to these attacks. Once outside, he took frankly to his heels.

Just for a moment, ridiculously overestimating poor Zuleika’s abilities, he thought he was a victim of trickery. A moment later, the significance of the studs hit him. He staggered up from his chair, clutching his chest with one arm, and mumbled that he felt faint. As he rushed out of the room, the Oriel don was pouring a glass of water and suggesting burnt feathers. The Warden, concerned, followed him into the hallway. He quickly grabbed his hat, gasping that he had had a wonderful evening—was very sorry—was prone to these attacks. Once outside, he took off running.

At the corner of the Broad, he looked back over his shoulder. He had half expected a scarlet figure skimming in pursuit. There was nothing. He halted. Before him, the Broad lay empty beneath the moon. He went slowly, mechanically, to his rooms.

At the corner of the Broad, he glanced back over his shoulder. He had half expected to see a red figure chasing after him. There was nothing. He stopped. In front of him, the Broad stretched empty under the moonlight. He walked slowly, almost robotically, to his rooms.

The high grim busts of the Emperors stared down at him, their faces more than ever tragically cavernous and distorted. They saw and read in that moonlight the symbols on his breast. As he stood on his doorstep, waiting for the door to be opened, he must have seemed to them a thing for infinite compassion. For were they not privy to the doom that the morrow, or the morrow’s morrow, held for him—held not indeed for him alone, yet for him especially, as it were, and for him most lamentably?

The high, grim busts of the Emperors looked down at him, their faces more than ever tragically hollow and twisted. They observed and understood in that moonlight the symbols on his chest. As he stood on his doorstep, waiting for the door to open, he must have appeared to them as a being deserving of endless compassion. Were they not aware of the fate that tomorrow, or the day after, had in store for him—held not just for him alone, but especially for him, and most sorrowfully?





IV

The breakfast-things were not yet cleared away. A plate streaked with fine strains of marmalade, an empty toast-rack, a broken roll—these and other things bore witness to a day inaugurated in the right spirit.

The breakfast items were not cleared away yet. A plate marked with smears of marmalade, an empty toast rack, a broken roll—these and other things showed that the day started off on a positive note.

Away from them, reclining along his window-seat, was the Duke. Blue spirals rose from his cigarette, nothing in the still air to trouble them. From their railing, across the road, the Emperors gazed at him.

Away from them, lounging in his window seat, was the Duke. Blue spirals of smoke rose from his cigarette, with nothing in the calm air to disturb them. From their railing across the street, the Emperors watched him.

For a young man, sleep is a sure solvent of distress. There whirls not for him in the night any so hideous a phantasmagoria as will not become, in the clarity of next morning, a spruce procession for him to lead. Brief the vague horror of his awakening; memory sweeps back to him, and he sees nothing dreadful after all. “Why not?” is the sun’s bright message to him, and “Why not indeed?” his answer. After hours of agony and doubt prolonged to cock-crow, sleep had stolen to the Duke’s bed-side. He awoke late, with a heavy sense of disaster; but lo! when he remembered, everything took on a new aspect. He was in love. “Why not?” He mocked himself for the morbid vigil he had spent in probing and vainly binding the wounds of his false pride. The old life was done with. He laughed as he stepped into his bath. Why should the disseizin of his soul have seemed shameful to him? He had had no soul till it passed out of his keeping. His body thrilled to the cold water, his soul as to a new sacrament. He was in love, and that was all he wished for... There, on the dressing-table, lay the two studs, visible symbols of his love. Dear to him, now, the colours of them! He took them in his hand, one by one, fondling them. He wished he could wear them in the day-time; but this, of course, was impossible. His toilet finished, he dropped them into the left pocket of his waistcoat.

For a young man, sleep is a reliable cure for distress. No nightmare can haunt him in the night that won’t turn into a neat parade for him to lead come morning. The vague terror of waking up is brief; memory rushes back, and he realizes there was nothing to fear after all. "Why not?" is the bright message from the sun, and "Why not indeed?" is his reply. After hours of suffering and doubt that stretched until dawn, sleep had quietly come to the Duke’s bedside. He woke up late, with a heavy feeling of disaster; but when he remembered, everything took on a fresh perspective. He was in love. "Why not?" He laughed at himself for the morbid vigil he had spent trying to probe and mend the wounds of his false pride. The old life was over. He chuckled as he stepped into his bath. Why should the surrender of his heart have seemed shameful? He hadn’t truly lived until he let it go. His body responded to the cold water, his soul welcoming it like a new sacrament. He was in love, and that was all he wanted... There, on the dressing table, lay the two studs, visible symbols of his love. Now, he cherished their colors! He picked them up one by one, admiring them. He wished he could wear them during the day; but that, of course, was impossible. Once he finished getting ready, he slipped them into the left pocket of his waistcoat.

Therein, near to his heart, they were lying now, as he looked out at the changed world—the world that had become Zuleika. “Zuleika!” his recurrent murmur, was really an apostrophe to the whole world.

There, close to his heart, they were now lying as he looked out at the changed world—the world that had become Zuleika. “Zuleika!” his repeated whisper was really a tribute to the whole world.

Piled against the wall were certain boxes of black japanned tin, which had just been sent to him from London. At any other time he would certainly not have left them unopened. For they contained his robes of the Garter. Thursday, the day after to-morrow, was the date fixed for the investiture of a foreign king who was now visiting England: and the full chapter of Knights had been commanded to Windsor for the ceremony. Yesterday the Duke had looked keenly forward to his excursion. It was only in those too rarely required robes that he had the sense of being fully dressed. But to-day not a thought had he of them.

Piled against the wall were some boxes of black lacquered tin that had just arrived from London. Normally, he would have opened them right away. They held his Garter robes. Thursday, the day after tomorrow, was the date set for the investiture of a foreign king visiting England, and all the Knights had been ordered to Windsor for the ceremony. Yesterday, the Duke had eagerly anticipated this event. He felt completely dressed only when wearing those rarely needed robes. But today, he didn’t even think about them.

Some clock clove with silver the stillness of the morning. Ere came the second stroke, another and nearer clock was striking. And now there were others chiming in. The air was confused with the sweet babel of its many spires, some of them booming deep, measured sequences, some tinkling impatiently and outwitting others which had begun before them. And when this anthem of jealous antiphonies and uneven rhythms had dwindled quite away and fainted in one last solitary note of silver, there started somewhere another sequence; and this, almost at its last stroke, was interrupted by yet another, which went on to tell the hour of noon in its own way, quite slowly and significantly, as though none knew it.

Some clocks chimed with a silver ring in the stillness of the morning. Before the second chime sounded, a nearby clock began striking. Soon, others joined in. The air was filled with the sweet noise of its many spires; some resonated with deep, steady tones, while others tinkled impatiently, trying to outdo the ones that had started before them. And when this anthem of competing melodies and uneven rhythms faded away with one last faint note of silver, another sequence began somewhere; and just as it reached its final chime, it was interrupted by yet another clock, which slowly and meaningfully announced the noon hour as if no one already knew it.

And now Oxford was astir with footsteps and laughter—the laughter and quick footsteps of youths released from lecture-rooms. The Duke shifted from the window. Somehow, he did not care to be observed, though it was usually at this hour that he showed himself for the setting of some new fashion in costume. Many an undergraduate, looking up, missed the picture in the window-frame.

And now Oxford was buzzing with footsteps and laughter—the laughter and quick steps of students leaving their lectures. The Duke moved away from the window. For some reason, he didn't want to be seen, even though this was usually when he made a point to show off some new fashion trend. Many undergraduates, glancing up, missed the sight framed by the window.

The Duke paced to and fro, smiling ecstatically. He took the two studs from his pocket and gazed at them. He looked in the glass, as one seeking the sympathy of a familiar. For the first time in his life, he turned impatiently aside. It was a new kind of sympathy he needed to-day.

The Duke walked back and forth, smiling with excitement. He took the two studs from his pocket and stared at them. He looked in the mirror, as if looking for the understanding of an old friend. For the first time in his life, he turned away in frustration. He needed a different kind of understanding today.

The front door slammed, and the staircase creaked to the ascent of two heavy boots. The Duke listened, waited irresolute. The boots passed his door, were already clumping up the next flight. “Noaks!” he cried. The boots paused, then clumped down again. The door opened and disclosed that homely figure which Zuleika had seen on her way to Judas.

The front door slammed, and the stairs creaked as two heavy boots came up. The Duke listened, uncertain. The boots passed his door and were already thumping up the next flight. “Noaks!” he called out. The boots stopped, then thumped back down again. The door opened, revealing the familiar figure that Zuleika had seen on her way to Judas.

Sensitive reader, start not at the apparition! Oxford is a plexus of anomalies. These two youths were (odd as it may seem to you) subject to the same Statutes, affiliated to the same College, reading for the same School; aye! and though the one had inherited half a score of noble and castellated roofs, whose mere repairs cost him annually thousands and thousands of pounds, and the other’s people had but one little mean square of lead, from which the fireworks of the Crystal Palace were clearly visible every Thursday evening, in Oxford one roof sheltered both of them. Furthermore, there was even some measure of intimacy between them. It was the Duke’s whim to condescend further in the direction of Noaks than in any other. He saw in Noaks his own foil and antithesis, and made a point of walking up the High with him at least once in every term. Noaks, for his part, regarded the Duke with feelings mingled of idolatry and disapproval. The Duke’s First in Mods oppressed him (who, by dint of dogged industry, had scraped a Second) more than all the other differences between them. But the dullard’s envy of brilliant men is always assuaged by the suspicion that they will come to a bad end. Noaks may have regarded the Duke as a rather pathetic figure, on the whole.

Sensitive reader, don’t be startled by the appearance! Oxford is a mix of oddities. These two young men were (as strange as it may seem to you) governed by the same rules, part of the same College, studying for the same exams; yes! And even though one had inherited a dozen grand estates, which cost him a fortune just to maintain each year, while the other had just a small, rundown patch of land from which he could see the fireworks from the Crystal Palace every Thursday night, in Oxford one roof covered both of them. Moreover, there was even a bit of closeness between them. It was the Duke’s fancy to drop down to Noaks more than anyone else. He viewed Noaks as his own contrast and opposite, and made it a point to stroll up the High Street with him at least once every term. Noaks, on his part, looked at the Duke with mixed feelings of admiration and disapproval. The Duke’s top score in Mods made Noaks feel inferior (who had, through hard work, managed to get a Second) more than all the other disparities between them. But the dullard’s jealousy of brilliant people is often eased by the belief that they will eventually fail. Noaks might have seen the Duke as a somewhat pathetic character overall.

“Come in, Noaks,” said the Duke. “You have been to a lecture?”

“Come in, Noaks,” said the Duke. “Did you go to a lecture?”

“Aristotle’s Politics,” nodded Noaks.

"Aristotle's Politics," nodded Noaks.

“And what were they?” asked the Duke. He was eager for sympathy in his love. But so little used was he to seeking sympathy that he could not unburden himself. He temporised. Noaks muttered something about getting back to work, and fumbled with the door-handle.

“And what were they?” the Duke asked. He was looking for sympathy in his love life. But he was so unaccustomed to seeking sympathy that he couldn’t express his feelings. He hesitated. Noaks mumbled something about returning to work and fumbled with the door handle.

“Oh, my dear fellow, don’t go,” said the Duke. “Sit down. Our Schools don’t come on for another year. A few minutes can’t make a difference in your Class. I want to—to tell you something, Noaks. Do sit down.”

“Oh, my dear friend, please don’t leave,” said the Duke. “Take a seat. Our Schools don’t start for another year. A few minutes won’t change anything for your Class. I want to—tell you something, Noaks. Please sit down.”

Noaks sat down on the edge of a chair. The Duke leaned against the mantel-piece, facing him. “I suppose, Noaks,” he said, “you have never been in love.”

Noaks sat down on the edge of a chair. The Duke leaned against the mantelpiece, facing him. “I guess, Noaks,” he said, “you’ve never been in love.”

“Why shouldn’t I have been in love?” asked the little man, angrily.

“Why shouldn’t I have been in love?” the little man asked angrily.

“I can’t imagine you in love,” said the Duke, smiling.

“I can't picture you in love,” said the Duke, smiling.

“And I can’t imagine YOU. You’re too pleased with yourself,” growled Noaks.

“And I can’t picture YOU. You’re way too full of yourself,” growled Noaks.

“Spur your imagination, Noaks,” said his friend. “I AM in love.”

“Boost your imagination, Noaks,” his friend said. “I AM in love.”

“So am I,” was an unexpected answer, and the Duke (whose need of sympathy was too new to have taught him sympathy with others) laughed aloud. “Whom do you love?” he asked, throwing himself into an arm-chair.

“So am I,” was an unexpected response, and the Duke (whose need for sympathy was still fresh and hadn’t yet taught him to empathize with others) laughed out loud. “Who do you love?” he asked, sinking into an armchair.

“I don’t know who she is,” was another unexpected answer.

“I have no idea who she is,” was another surprising response.

“When did you meet her?” asked the Duke. “Where? What did you say to her?”

“When did you meet her?” the Duke asked. “Where? What did you say to her?”

“Yesterday. In the Corn. I didn’t SAY anything to her.”

“Yesterday. In the Corn. I didn’t say anything to her.”

“Is she beautiful?”

"Is she pretty?"

“Yes. What’s that to you?”

"Yeah. What’s it to you?"

“Dark or fair?”

"Dark or light?"

“She’s dark. She looks like a foreigner. She looks like—like one of those photographs in the shop-windows.”

“She’s dark. She looks like she’s from another country. She looks like—like one of those photos in the store windows.”

“A rhapsody, Noaks! What became of her? Was she alone?”

“A rhapsody, Noaks! What happened to her? Was she by herself?”

“She was with the old Warden, in his carriage.”

“She was with the old Warden in his carriage.”

Zuleika—Noaks! The Duke started, as at an affront, and glared. Next moment, he saw the absurdity of the situation. He relapsed into his chair, smiling. “She’s the Warden’s niece,” he said. “I dined at the Warden’s last night.”

Zuleika—Noaks! The Duke jumped, shocked by the insult, and glared. A moment later, he realized how ridiculous the situation was. He sank back into his chair, smiling. “She’s the Warden’s niece,” he said. “I had dinner at the Warden’s last night.”

Noaks sat still, peering across at the Duke. For the first time in his life, he was resentful of the Duke’s great elegance and average stature, his high lineage and incomputable wealth. Hitherto, these things had been too remote for envy. But now, suddenly, they seemed near to him—nearer and more overpowering than the First in Mods had ever been. “And of course she’s in love with you?” he snarled.

Noaks sat quietly, looking over at the Duke. For the first time in his life, he felt bitter about the Duke’s impressive elegance and average height, his noble background and immense wealth. Until now, those things had felt too distant to envy. But suddenly, they seemed close—closer and more overwhelming than the top spot in Mods had ever been. “And of course she’s in love with you?” he snapped.

Really, this was for the Duke a new issue. So salient was his own passion that he had not had time to wonder whether it were returned. Zuleika’s behaviour during dinner... But that was how so many young women had behaved. It was no sign of disinterested love. It might mean merely... Yet no! Surely, looking into her eyes, he had seen there a radiance finer than could have been lit by common ambition. Love, none other, must have lit in those purple depths the torches whose clear flames had leapt out to him. She loved him. She, the beautiful, the wonderful, had not tried to conceal her love for him. She had shown him all—had shown all, poor darling! only to be snubbed by a prig, driven away by a boor, fled from by a fool. To the nethermost corner of his soul, he cursed himself for what he had done, and for all he had left undone. He would go to her on his knees. He would implore her to impose on him insufferable penances. There was no penance, how bittersweet soever, could make him a little worthy of her.

Honestly, this was a new situation for the Duke. He was so caught up in his own feelings that he hadn't stopped to think about whether they were reciprocated. Zuleika's behavior at dinner... But that was how many young women acted. It didn't necessarily mean she loved him. It could simply mean... Yet no! Surely, when he looked into her eyes, he had seen a spark that couldn't have been ignited by mere ambition. Love, nothing else, must have lit the flames in those deep purple eyes that had reached out to him. She loved him. She, the beautiful and incredible, hadn’t tried to hide her feelings for him. She had revealed everything—showed her heart, poor thing!—only to be dismissed by a snob, pushed away by a jerk, and avoided by a fool. To the very depths of his being, he cursed himself for what he had done and for everything he hadn’t done. He would go to her on his knees. He would beg her to give him impossible atonements. No penance, no matter how bittersweet, could ever make him worthy of her.

“Come in!” he cried mechanically. Entered the landlady’s daughter.

“Come in!” he said automatically. The landlady’s daughter walked in.

“A lady downstairs,” she said, “asking to see your Grace. Says she’ll step round again later if your Grace is busy.”

“A lady downstairs,” she said, “wants to see you, Your Grace. She said she’ll come back later if you’re busy.”

“What is her name?” asked the Duke, vacantly. He was gazing at the girl with pain-shot eyes.

“What’s her name?” the Duke asked, absentmindedly. He was staring at the girl with pain-filled eyes.

“Miss Zuleika Dobson,” pronounced the girl.

“Miss Zuleika Dobson,” said the girl.

He rose.

He got up.

“Show Miss Dobson up,” he said.

“Show Miss Dobson in,” he said.

Noaks had darted to the looking-glass and was smoothing his hair with a tremulous, enormous hand.

Noaks had rushed to the mirror and was fixing his hair with a shaky, oversized hand.

“Go!” said the Duke, pointing to the door. Noaks went, quickly. Echoes of his boots fell from the upper stairs and met the ascending susurrus of a silk skirt.

“Go!” said the Duke, pointing to the door. Noaks quickly left. The echoes of his boots echoed from the upstairs and mingled with the soft rustle of a silk skirt coming up.

The lovers met. There was an interchange of ordinary greetings: from the Duke, a comment on the weather; from Zuleika, a hope that he was well again—they had been so sorry to lose him last night. Then came a pause. The landlady’s daughter was clearing away the breakfast-things. Zuleika glanced comprehensively at the room, and the Duke gazed at the hearthrug. The landlady’s daughter clattered out with her freight. They were alone.

The lovers met. They exchanged typical greetings: the Duke commented on the weather, and Zuleika expressed hope that he was feeling better—they had been upset to miss him last night. Then there was a pause. The landlady’s daughter was cleaning up after breakfast. Zuleika looked around the room, and the Duke stared at the hearthrug. The landlady’s daughter quickly left with her load. They were alone.

“How pretty!” said Zuleika. She was looking at his star of the Garter, which sparkled from a litter of books and papers on a small side-table.

“How pretty!” said Zuleika. She was looking at his Garter star, which sparkled from a pile of books and papers on a small side table.

“Yes,” he answered. “It is pretty, isn’t it?”

“Yes,” he replied. “It's pretty, right?”

“Awfully pretty!” she rejoined.

“Really pretty!” she replied.

This dialogue led them to another hollow pause. The Duke’s heart beat violently within him. Why had he not asked her to take the star and keep it as a gift? Too late now! Why could he not throw himself at her feet? Here were two beings, lovers of each other, with none by. And yet...

This conversation brought them to another awkward silence. The Duke's heart raced inside him. Why hadn’t he asked her to take the star and keep it as a gift? It was too late now! Why couldn’t he just throw himself at her feet? Here they were, two people who loved each other, completely alone. And yet...

She was examining a water-colour on the wall, seemed to be absorbed by it. He watched her. She was even lovelier than he had remembered; or rather her loveliness had been, in some subtle way, transmuted. Something had given to her a graver, nobler beauty. Last night’s nymph had become the Madonna of this morning. Despite her dress, which was of a tremendous tartan, she diffused the pale authentic radiance of a spirituality most high, most simple. The Duke wondered where lay the change in her. He could not understand. Suddenly she turned to him, and he understood. No longer the black pearl and the pink, but two white pearls!... He thrilled to his heart’s core.

She was admiring a watercolor painting on the wall, completely absorbed in it. He watched her. She was even more beautiful than he remembered; or rather, her beauty had transformed in some subtle way. Something had given her a deeper, nobler elegance. Last night’s enchanting woman had become the morning’s Madonna. Despite her outfit, which was a bold tartan, she radiated a pale, authentic light of the highest, simplest spirituality. The Duke wondered what had caused this change in her. He couldn't figure it out. Suddenly she turned to him, and he understood. No longer the black pearl and the pink, but two white pearls!... He felt a thrill deep in his heart.

“I hope,” said Zuleika, “you aren’t awfully vexed with me for coming like this?”

“I hope,” said Zuleika, “you’re not too upset with me for showing up like this?”

“Not at all,” said the Duke. “I am delighted to see you.” How inadequate the words sounded, how formal and stupid!

“Not at all,” said the Duke. “I’m really glad to see you.” How inadequate the words sounded, how formal and silly!

“The fact is,” she continued, “I don’t know a soul in Oxford. And I thought perhaps you’d give me luncheon, and take me to see the boat-races. Will you?”

“The thing is,” she continued, “I don’t know anyone in Oxford. And I thought maybe you’d have lunch with me and take me to see the boat races. Will you?”

“I shall be charmed,” he said, pulling the bell-rope. Poor fool! he attributed the shade of disappointment on Zuleika’s face to the coldness of his tone. He would dispel that shade. He would avow himself. He would leave her no longer in this false position. So soon as he had told them about the meal, he would proclaim his passion.

“I’d be delighted,” he said, pulling the bell-rope. Poor fool! He mistakenly thought the hint of disappointment on Zuleika’s face was due to the chill in his voice. He intended to clear that up. He would confess his feelings. He wouldn't let her stay in this awkward situation any longer. As soon as he mentioned the meal, he would declare his love.

The bell was answered by the landlady’s daughter.

The landlady’s daughter answered the bell.

“Miss Dobson will stay to luncheon,” said the Duke. The girl withdrew. He wished he could have asked her not to.

“Miss Dobson will stay for lunch,” said the Duke. The girl stepped back. He wished he could have asked her not to.

He steeled himself. “Miss Dobson,” he said, “I wish to apologise to you.”

He took a deep breath. “Miss Dobson,” he said, “I want to apologize to you.”

Zuleika looked at him eagerly. “You can’t give me luncheon? You’ve got something better to do?”

Zuleika looked at him eagerly. “You can’t have lunch with me? You’ve got something better to do?”

“No. I wish to ask you to forgive me for my behaviour last night.”

“No. I want to ask you to forgive me for how I acted last night.”

“There is nothing to forgive.”

"There's nothing to forgive."

“There is. My manners were vile. I know well what happened. Though you, too, cannot have forgotten, I won’t spare myself the recital. You were my hostess, and I ignored you. Magnanimous, you paid me the prettiest compliment woman ever paid to man, and I insulted you. I left the house in order that I might not see you again. To the doorsteps down which he should have kicked me, your grandfather followed me with words of kindliest courtesy. If he had sped me with a kick so skilful that my skull had been shattered on the kerb, neither would he have outstepped those bounds set to the conduct of English gentlemen, nor would you have garnered more than a trifle on account of your proper reckoning. I do not say that you are the first person whom I have wantonly injured. But it is a fact that I, in whom pride has ever been the topmost quality, have never expressed sorrow to any one for anything. Thus, I might urge that my present abjectness must be intolerably painful to me, and should incline you to forgive. But such an argument were specious merely. I will be quite frank with you. I will confess to you that, in this humbling of myself before you, I take a pleasure as passionate as it is strange. A confusion of feelings? Yet you, with a woman’s instinct, will have already caught the clue to it. It needs no mirror to assure me that the clue is here for you, in my eyes. It needs no dictionary of quotations to remind me that the eyes are the windows of the soul. And I know that from two open windows my soul has been leaning and signalling to you, in a code far more definitive and swifter than words of mine, that I love you.”

“There is. My behavior was terrible. I understand exactly what happened. Even though you can't forget either, I’ll recap it anyway. You were my host, and I completely ignored you. Generously, you gave me the kindest compliment a woman has ever given a man, and I insulted you in return. I left your house to avoid seeing you again. At the doorsteps, where your grandfather should have kicked me out, he graciously followed me with the kindest words. If he had kicked me so expertly that my head had hit the curb, he wouldn't have broken any rules of proper conduct for English gentlemen, and you wouldn't have gained anything more than a small token for your proper judgment. I'm not saying that you’re the first person I’ve wronged without reason. But it’s true that I, who have always been proud, have never apologized to anyone for anything. So, I could argue that my current humility must be incredibly painful for me and should make you more inclined to forgive. But that argument would be empty. I’ll be completely honest with you. I confess that in this humbling moment before you, I find a pleasure that is both intense and strange. A mix of feelings? Yet you, with your intuition, must have already picked up on it. You don’t need a mirror to see that the sign is clear in my eyes. You don’t need a quotes dictionary to remind you that the eyes are the windows to the soul. And I know that from those two open windows, my soul has been reaching out to you, signaling in a way that is much clearer and faster than my words, that I love you.”

Zuleika, listening to him, had grown gradually paler and paler. She had raised her hands and cowered as though he were about to strike her. And then, as he pronounced the last three words, she had clasped her hands to her face and with a wild sob darted away from him. She was leaning now against the window, her head bowed and her shoulders quivering.

Zuleika, listening to him, had become increasingly pale. She had raised her hands and shrunk back as if he was about to hit her. And then, as he said the last three words, she covered her face with her hands and, with a desperate sob, ran away from him. Now, she was leaning against the window, her head down and her shoulders shaking.

The Duke came softly behind her. “Why should you cry? Why should you turn away from me? Did I frighten you with the suddenness of my words? I am not versed in the tricks of wooing. I should have been more patient. But I love you so much that I could hardly have waited. A secret hope that you loved me too emboldened me, compelled me. You DO love me. I know it. And, knowing it, I do but ask you to give yourself to me, to be my wife. Why should you cry? Why should you shrink from me? Dear, if there were anything... any secret... if you had ever loved and been deceived, do you think I should honour you the less deeply, should not cherish you the more tenderly? Enough for me, that you are mine. Do you think I should ever reproach you for anything that may have—”

The Duke approached her quietly. “Why are you crying? Why are you turning away from me? Did I scare you with how suddenly I spoke? I’m not experienced in romance. I should have been more patient. But I love you so much that waiting was almost impossible for me. A secret hope that you loved me too gave me the courage to speak up. You DO love me. I know it. And knowing this, all I ask is for you to be mine, to become my wife. Why are you crying? Why do you pull away from me? Darling, if there’s something… any secret… if you’ve ever loved someone and been hurt, do you think I would respect you any less? Wouldn’t I cherish you even more? It’s enough for me that you’re mine. Do you think I would ever blame you for anything that might have—”

Zuleika turned on him. “How dare you?” she gasped. “How dare you speak to me like that?”

Zuleika faced him. “How could you?” she gasped. “How could you talk to me like that?”

The Duke reeled back. Horror had come into his eyes. “You do not love me!” he cried.

The Duke stepped back, shock in his eyes. “You don’t love me!” he exclaimed.

“LOVE you?” she retorted. “YOU?”

"Love you?" she shot back. "You?"

“You no longer love me. Why? Why?”

"You don't love me anymore. Why? Why?"

“What do you mean?”

"What do you mean?"

“You loved me. Don’t trifle with me. You came to me loving me with all your heart.”

“You loved me. Don’t mess with me. You came to me loving me with all your heart.”

“How do you know?”

"How do you know that?"

“Look in the glass.” She went at his bidding. He followed her. “You see them?” he said, after a long pause. Zuleika nodded. The two pearls quivered to her nod.

“Look in the mirror.” She did as he asked. He followed her. “You see them?” he asked after a long pause. Zuleika nodded. The two pearls trembled at her nod.

“They were white when you came to me,” he sighed. “They were white because you loved me. From them it was that I knew you loved me even as I loved you. But their old colours have come back to them. That is how I know that your love for me is dead.”

“They were white when you came to me,” he sighed. “They were white because you loved me. It was from them that I knew you loved me just as I loved you. But their original colors have returned. That’s how I know your love for me is gone.”

Zuleika stood gazing pensively, twitching the two pearls between her fingers. Tears gathered in her eyes. She met the reflection of her lover’s eyes, and her tears brimmed over. She buried her face in her hands, and sobbed like a child.

Zuleika stood lost in thought, playing with the two pearls between her fingers. Tears filled her eyes. She caught a glimpse of her lover’s reflection, and her tears overflowed. She buried her face in her hands and cried like a child.

Like a child’s, her sobbing ceased quite suddenly. She groped for her handkerchief, angrily dried her eyes, and straightened and smoothed herself.

Like a child’s, her crying stopped abruptly. She fumbled for her handkerchief, wiped her eyes in frustration, and straightened and smoothed herself out.

“Now I’m going,” she said.

“I'm leaving now,” she said.

“You came here of your own accord, because you loved me,” said the Duke. “And you shall not go till you have told me why you have left off loving me.”

“You came here on your own because you loved me,” said the Duke. “And you won’t leave until you tell me why you stopped loving me.”

“How did you know I loved you?” she asked after a pause. “How did you know I hadn’t simply put on another pair of ear-rings?”

“How did you know I loved you?” she asked after a moment. “How did you know I hadn’t just put on another pair of earrings?”

The Duke, with a melancholy laugh, drew the two studs from his waistcoat-pocket. “These are the studs I wore last night,” he said.

The Duke, with a sad laugh, pulled the two studs from his waistcoat pocket. “These are the studs I wore last night,” he said.

Zuleika gazed at them. “I see,” she said; then, looking up, “When did they become like that?”

Zuleika looked at them. “I get it,” she said; then, looking up, “When did they turn into that?”

“It was when you left the dining-room that I saw the change in them.”

“It was when you left the dining room that I noticed the change in them.”

“How strange! It was when I went into the drawing-room that I noticed mine. I was looking in the glass, and”—She started. “Then you were in love with me last night?”

“How strange! It was when I walked into the living room that I noticed mine. I was looking in the mirror, and”—She paused. “So, you were in love with me last night?”

“I began to be in love with you from the moment I saw you.”

“I started to fall in love with you the moment I saw you.”

“Then how could you have behaved as you did?”

“Then how could you have acted the way you did?”

“Because I was a pedant. I tried to ignore you, as pedants always do try to ignore any fact they cannot fit into their pet system. The basis of my pet system was celibacy. I don’t mean the mere state of being a bachelor. I mean celibacy of the soul—egoism, in fact. You have converted me from that. I am now a confirmed tuist.”

“Because I was a know-it-all. I tried to ignore you, just like know-it-alls always try to ignore any fact they can’t fit into their favorite framework. My framework was celibacy. I don’t just mean being single. I mean the celibacy of the soul—selfishness, really. You’ve changed me from that. I am now a confirmed enthusiast.”

“How dared you insult me?” she cried, with a stamp of her foot. “How dared you make a fool of me before those people? Oh, it is too infamous!”

“How could you insult me?” she shouted, stomping her foot. “How could you embarrass me in front of those people? Oh, this is just awful!”

“I have already asked you to forgive me for that. You said there was nothing to forgive.”

“I’ve already asked you to forgive me for that. You said there was nothing to forgive.”

“I didn’t dream that you were in love with me.”

“I never imagined that you were in love with me.”

“What difference can that make?”

“What difference does that make?”

“All the difference! All the difference in life!”

“All the difference! All the difference in life!”

“Sit down! You bewilder me,” said the Duke. “Explain yourself!” he commanded.

“Sit down! You’re confusing me,” said the Duke. “Explain yourself!” he ordered.

“Isn’t that rather much for a man to ask of a woman?”

“Isn’t that a bit too much for a guy to ask of a woman?”

“I don’t know. I have no experience of women. In the abstract, it seems to me that every man has a right to some explanation from the woman who has ruined his life.”

“I don’t know. I have no experience with women. In theory, it seems to me that every man deserves some kind of explanation from the woman who has destroyed his life.”

“You are frightfully sorry for yourself,” said Zuleika, with a bitter laugh. “Of course it doesn’t occur to you that I am at all to be pitied. No! you are blind with selfishness. You love me—I don’t love you: that is all you can realise. Probably you think you are the first man who has ever fallen on such a plight.”

“You’re feeling really sorry for yourself,” Zuleika said with a bitter laugh. “Of course, it doesn’t even cross your mind that I could be pitied at all. No! You’re blinded by your own selfishness. You love me—I don’t love you: that’s all you can see. You probably think you’re the first guy to ever be in this situation.”

Said the Duke, bowing over a deprecatory hand, “If there were to pass my window one tithe of them whose hearts have been lost to Miss Dobson, I should win no solace from that interminable parade.”

Said the Duke, bowing over a dismissive hand, “If just a fraction of those who have fallen for Miss Dobson were to walk by my window, I wouldn’t find any comfort in that endless parade.”

Zuleika blushed. “Yet,” she said more gently, “be sure they would all be not a little envious of YOU! Not one of them ever touched the surface of my heart. You stirred my heart to its very depths. Yes, you made me love you madly. The pearls told you no lie. You were my idol—the one thing in the wide world to me. You were so different from any man I had ever seen except in dreams. You did not make a fool of yourself. I admired you. I respected you. I was all afire with adoration of you. And now,” she passed her hand across her eyes, “now it is all over. The idol has come sliding down its pedestal to fawn and grovel with all the other infatuates in the dust about my feet.”

Zuleika blushed. “But,” she said more softly, “you can be sure they’d all be pretty envious of YOU! Not one of them ever touched my heart. You reached deep into my soul. Yes, you made me love you like crazy. The pearls didn’t lie to you. You were my idol—the one thing in the entire world that mattered to me. You were so different from any man I had ever known, except in my dreams. You didn’t embarrass yourself. I admired you. I respected you. I was completely in awe of you. And now,” she wiped her eyes, “now it’s all over. The idol has come tumbling down from its pedestal to grovel in the dirt with all the other lovesick fools at my feet.”

The Duke looked thoughtfully at her. “I thought,” he said, “that you revelled in your power over men’s hearts. I had always heard that you lived for admiration.”

The Duke gazed at her thoughtfully. “I thought,” he said, “that you enjoyed having power over men’s hearts. I always heard that you lived for admiration.”

“Oh,” said Zuleika, “of course I like being admired. Oh yes, I like all that very much indeed. In a way, I suppose, I’m even pleased that YOU admire me. But oh, what a little miserable pleasure that is in comparison with the rapture I have forfeited! I had never known the rapture of being in love. I had longed for it, but I had never guessed how wonderfully wonderful it was. It came to me. I shuddered and wavered like a fountain in the wind. I was more helpless and flew lightlier than a shred of thistledown among the stars. All night long, I could not sleep for love of you; nor had I any desire of sleep, save that it might take me to you in a dream. I remember nothing that happened to me this morning before I found myself at your door.”

“Oh,” Zuleika said, “of course I like being admired. Oh yes, I really enjoy all that. In a way, I guess I’m even happy that YOU admire me. But oh, what a small, miserable pleasure that is compared to the joy I’ve missed out on! I had never experienced the joy of being in love. I had longed for it, but I never realized how incredibly amazing it was. It came to me. I trembled and wavered like a fountain in the wind. I felt more helpless and floated lighter than a piece of thistledown among the stars. All night long, I couldn’t sleep because of my love for you; I didn’t even want to sleep, except that it might take me to you in a dream. I don’t remember anything that happened to me this morning before I found myself at your door.”

“Why did you ring the bell? Why didn’t you walk away?”

“Why did you ring the bell? Why didn’t you just walk away?”

“Why? I had come to see you, to be near you, to be WITH you.”

“Why? I came to see you, to be

“To force yourself on me.”

"To impose yourself on me."

“Yes.”

“Yep.”

“You know the meaning of the term ‘effective occupation’? Having marched in, how could you have held your position, unless”—

“You know what ‘effective occupation’ means? After coming in, how could you have kept your position, unless”—

“Oh, a man doesn’t necessarily drive a woman away because he isn’t in love with her.”

“Oh, a guy doesn’t automatically push a woman away just because he doesn’t love her.”

“Yet that was what you thought I had done to you last night.”

“Yet that’s what you thought I did to you last night.”

“Yes, but I didn’t suppose you would take the trouble to do it again. And if you had, I should have only loved you the more. I thought you would most likely be rather amused, rather touched, by my importunity. I thought you would take a listless advantage, make a plaything of me—the diversion of a few idle hours in summer, and then, when you had tired of me, would cast me aside, forget me, break my heart. I desired nothing better than that. That is what I must have been vaguely hoping for. But I had no definite scheme. I wanted to be with you and I came to you. It seems years ago, now! How my heart beat as I waited on the doorstep! ‘Is his Grace at home?’ ‘I don’t know. I’ll inquire. What name shall I say?’ I saw in the girl’s eyes that she, too, loved you. Have YOU seen that?”

“Yes, but I didn’t think you would bother to do it again. And if you had, I would have just loved you even more. I figured you’d be somewhat amused, maybe even a bit touched, by my persistence. I thought you’d take advantage of me in a relaxed way, like a toy for a few lazy summer hours, and then, once you were bored with me, you’d throw me away, forget me, and break my heart. I wanted nothing more than that. I must have been hoping for it, even if vaguely. But I didn’t have a clear plan. I just wanted to be with you, so I came to you. It feels like years ago now! My heart was racing as I waited on the doorstep! ‘Is his Grace at home?’ ‘I don’t know. I’ll check. What name should I say?’ I could see in the girl’s eyes that she loved you too. Have YOU noticed that?”

“I have never looked at her,” said the Duke.

“I've never looked at her,” said the Duke.

“No wonder, then, that she loves you,” sighed Zuleika. “She read my secret at a glance. Women who love the same man have a kind of bitter freemasonry. We resented each other. She envied me my beauty, my dress. I envied the little fool her privilege of being always near to you. Loving you, I could conceive no life sweeter than hers—to be always near you; to black your boots, carry up your coals, scrub your doorstep; always to be working for you, hard and humbly and without thanks. If you had refused to see me, I would have bribed that girl with all my jewels to cede me her position.”

“No wonder she loves you,” Zuleika sighed. “She figured out my secret right away. Women who love the same guy have a sort of bitter bond. We didn't like each other. She envied me for my looks and my clothes. I envied that silly girl for always being close to you. Loving you, I couldn’t imagine a life sweeter than hers—always being near you; polishing your shoes, carrying in your coal, scrubbing your doorstep; always working for you, hard and humbly and without any appreciation. If you had turned me away, I would have offered that girl all my jewels just to take her place.”

The Duke made a step towards her. “You would do it still,” he said in a low voice.

The Duke moved closer to her. “You would still do it,” he said softly.

Zuleika raised her eyebrows. “I would not offer her one garnet,” she said, “now.”

Zuleika raised her eyebrows. “I wouldn't offer her a single garnet,” she said, “not now.”

“You SHALL love me again,” he cried. “I will force you to. You said just now that you had ceased to love me because I was just like other men. I am not. My heart is no tablet of mere wax, from which an instant’s heat can dissolve whatever impress it may bear, leaving it blank and soft for another impress, and another, and another. My heart is a bright hard gem, proof against any die. Came Cupid, with one of his arrow-points for graver, and what he cut on the gem’s surface never can be effaced. There, deeply and forever, your image is intagliated. No years, nor fires, nor cataclysm of total Nature, can efface from that great gem your image.”

“You WILL love me again,” he shouted. “I will make you. You just said that you stopped loving me because I’m like all the other guys. I’m not. My heart isn’t something soft and pliable that an instant's warmth can change, leaving it open for new impressions over and over. My heart is a bright, hard gem, resistant to any change. When Cupid came, and with one of his arrow tips carved into my gem, what he etched will never be erased. There, deeply and forever, your image is engraved. No amount of time, no fire, and no catastrophe can wipe your image from that great gem.”

“My dear Duke,” said Zuleika, “don’t be so silly. Look at the matter sensibly. I know that lovers don’t try to regulate their emotions according to logic; but they do, nevertheless, unconsciously conform with some sort of logical system. I left off loving you when I found that you loved me. There is the premiss. Very well! Is it likely that I shall begin to love you again because you can’t leave off loving me?”

“My dear Duke,” Zuleika said, “stop being so foolish. Think about this rationally. I understand that lovers don’t typically manage their feelings based on logic, but they still, in a way, follow some kind of logical pattern without realizing it. I stopped loving you when I discovered that you loved me. That’s the premise. So, is it realistic to think I’ll start loving you again just because you can’t stop loving me?”

The Duke groaned. There was a clatter of plates outside, and she whom Zuleika had envied came to lay the table for luncheon.

The Duke groaned. There was a clatter of plates outside, and the one whom Zuleika had envied came in to set the table for lunch.

A smile flickered across Zuleika’s lips; and “Not one garnet!” she murmured.

A smile briefly appeared on Zuleika’s lips, and she whispered, “Not a single garnet!”





V

Luncheon passed in almost unbroken silence. Both Zuleika and the Duke were ravenously hungry, as people always are after the stress of any great emotional crisis. Between them, they made very short work of a cold chicken, a salad, a gooseberry-tart and a Camembert. The Duke filled his glass again and again. The cold classicism of his face had been routed by the new romantic movement which had swept over his soul. He looked two or three months older than when first I showed him to my reader.

Luncheon went by in almost complete silence. Zuleika and the Duke were both starving, as people tend to be after experiencing a major emotional crisis. They quickly devoured a cold chicken, a salad, a gooseberry tart, and some Camembert. The Duke kept refilling his glass. The once-cool stoicism of his face had been replaced by the new romantic feelings that had taken over him. He looked two or three months older than when I first introduced him to my reader.

He drank his coffee at one draught, pushed back his chair, threw away the cigarette he had just lit. “Listen!” he said.

He downed his coffee in one go, pushed his chair back, and tossed aside the cigarette he had just lit. “Hey!” he said.

Zuleika folded her hands on her lap.

Zuleika placed her hands on her lap.

“You do not love me. I accept as final your hint that you never will love me. I need not say—could not, indeed, ever say—how deeply, deeply you have pained me. As lover, I am rejected. But that rejection,” he continued, striking the table, “is no stopper to my suit. It does but drive me to the use of arguments. My pride shrinks from them. Love, however, is greater than pride; and I, John, Albert, Edward, Claude, Orde, Angus, Tankerton,* Tanville-Tankerton,** fourteenth Duke of Dorset, Marquis of Dorset, Earl of Grove, Earl of Chastermaine, Viscount Brewsby, Baron Grove, Baron Petstrap, and Baron Wolock, in the Peerage of England, offer you my hand. Do not interrupt me. Do not toss your head. Consider well what I am saying. Weigh the advantages you would gain by acceptance of my hand. Indeed, they are manifold and tremendous. They are also obvious: do not shut your eyes to them. You, Miss Dobson, what are you? A conjurer, and a vagrant; without means, save such as you can earn by the sleight of your hand; without position; without a home; all unguarded but by your own self-respect. That you follow an honourable calling, I do not for one moment deny. I do, however, ask you to consider how great are its perils and hardships, its fatigues and inconveniences. From all these evils I offer you instant refuge. I offer you, Miss Dobson, a refuge more glorious and more augustly gilded than you, in your airiest flights of fancy, can ever have hoped for or imagined. I own about 340,000 acres. My town-residence is in St. James’s Square. Tankerton, of which you may have seen photographs, is the chief of my country-seats. It is a Tudor house, set on the ridge of a valley. The valley, its park, is halved by a stream so narrow that the deer leap across. The gardens are estraded upon the slope. Round the house runs a wide paven terrace. There are always two or three peacocks trailing their sheathed feathers along the balustrade, and stepping how stiffly! as though they had just been unharnessed from Juno’s chariot. Two flights of shallow steps lead down to the flowers and fountains. Oh, the gardens are wonderful. There is a Jacobean garden of white roses. Between the ends of two pleached alleys, under a dome of branches, is a little lake, with a Triton of black marble, and with water-lilies. Hither and thither under the archipelago of water-lilies, dart gold-fish—tongues of flame in the dark water. There is also a long strait alley of clipped yew. It ends in an alcove for a pagoda of painted porcelain which the Prince Regent—peace be to his ashes!—presented to my great-grandfather. There are many twisting paths, and sudden aspects, and devious, fantastic arbours. Are you fond of horses? In my stables of pine-wood and plated-silver seventy are installed. Not all of them together could vie in power with one of the meanest of my motor-cars.”

“You don’t love me. I accept your hint that you never will love me. I can’t express—could never begin to express—how much you’ve hurt me. As a lover, I’m rejected. But that rejection,” he continued, slamming his hand on the table, “doesn’t stop me from trying. It only pushes me to argue my case. My pride doesn’t want to do this. However, love is stronger than pride; and I, John, Albert, Edward, Claude, Orde, Angus, Tankerton,* Tanville-Tankerton,** the fourteenth Duke of Dorset, Marquis of Dorset, Earl of Grove, Earl of Chastermaine, Viscount Brewsby, Baron Grove, Baron Petstrap, and Baron Wolock, in the Peerage of England, offer you my hand. Please don’t interrupt me. Don’t toss your head. Think carefully about what I’m saying. Consider the many advantages you’d gain by accepting my hand. They are significant and clear: don’t ignore them. You, Miss Dobson, what are you? A magician and a drifter; without resources, except for what you can earn by your skills; without status; without a home; completely unprotected except by your own self-respect. I don’t deny for a moment that you follow an honorable trade. However, I do ask you to think about how great the dangers, difficulties, exhaustion, and inconveniences are in it. I offer you instant escape from all these hardships. I offer you, Miss Dobson, a refuge more glorious and lavish than you could ever dream of. I own about 340,000 acres. My city home is in St. James’s Square. Tankerton, which you may have seen photos of, is my main country house. It’s a Tudor mansion sitting on a valley ridge. The valley, along with its park, is split by a stream so narrow that the deer jump across it. The gardens are tiered down the slope. A wide paved terrace surrounds the house. There are always two or three peacocks strutting their feathers along the railing, moving so stiffly! as if they had just stepped out of Juno’s chariot. Two shallow staircases lead down to the flowers and fountains. Oh, the gardens are breathtaking. There’s a Jacobean garden full of white roses. Between the ends of two trellised paths, under a dome of branches, lies a small lake with a black marble Triton and water lilies. Here and there, under the archipelago of water lilies, goldfish dart around—little tongues of flame in the dark water. There’s also a long straight path of clipped yew that ends in an alcove for a pagoda made of painted porcelain that the Prince Regent—may he rest in peace!—gave to my great-grandfather. There are many winding paths, unexpected views, and quirky, beautiful arbors. Do you like horses? I have seventy in my pine wood and silver-plated stables. Not all of them together could match the power of even the smallest of my motor cars.”

   *Pronounced as Tacton.

  **Pronounced as Tavvle-Tacton.

“Oh, I never go in motors,” said Zuleika. “They make one look like nothing on earth, and like everybody else.”

“Oh, I never get in cars,” said Zuleika. “They make you look like nothing special and just like everyone else.”

“I myself,” said the Duke, “use them little for that very reason. Are you interested in farming? At Tankerton there is a model farm which would at any rate amuse you, with its heifers and hens and pigs that are like so many big new toys. There is a tiny dairy, which is called ‘Her Grace’s.’ You could make, therein, real butter with your own hands, and round it into little pats, and press every pat with a different device. The boudoir that would be yours is a blue room. Four Watteaus hang in it. In the dining-hall hang portraits of my forefathers—in petto, your forefathers-in-law—by many masters. Are you fond of peasants? My tenantry are delightful creatures, and there is not one of them who remembers the bringing of the news of the Battle of Waterloo. When a new Duchess is brought to Tankerton, the oldest elm in the park must be felled. That is one of many strange old customs. As she is driven through the village, the children of the tenantry must strew the road with daisies. The bridal chamber must be lighted with as many candles as years have elapsed since the creation of the Dukedom. If you came into it, there would be”—and the youth, closing his eyes, made a rapid calculation—“exactly three hundred and eighty-eight candles. On the eve of the death of a Duke of Dorset, two black owls come and perch on the battlements. They remain there through the night, hooting. At dawn they fly away, none knows whither. On the eve of the death of any other Tanville-Tankerton, comes (no matter what be the time of year) a cuckoo. It stays for an hour, cooing, then flies away, none knows whither. Whenever this portent occurs, my steward telegraphs to me, that I, as head of the family, be not unsteeled against the shock of a bereavement, and that my authority be sooner given for the unsealing and garnishing of the family-vault. Not every forefather of mine rests quiet beneath his escutcheoned marble. There are they who revisit, in their wrath or their remorse, the places wherein erst they suffered or wrought evil. There is one who, every Halloween, flits into the dining-hall, and hovers before the portrait which Hans Holbein made of him, and flings his diaphanous grey form against the canvas, hoping, maybe, to catch from it the fiery flesh-tints and the solid limbs that were his, and so to be re-incarnate. He flies against the painting, only to find himself t’other side of the wall it hangs on. There are five ghosts permanently residing in the right wing of the house, two in the left, and eleven in the park. But all are quite noiseless and quite harmless. My servants, when they meet them in the corridors or on the stairs, stand aside to let them pass, thus paying them the respect due to guests of mine; but not even the rawest housemaid ever screams or flees at sight of them. I, their host, often waylay them and try to commune with them; but always they glide past me. And how gracefully they glide, these ghosts! It is a pleasure to watch them. It is a lesson in deportment. May they never be laid! Of all my household-pets, they are the dearest to me. I am Duke of Strathsporran and Cairngorm, Marquis of Sorby, and Earl Cairngorm, in the Peerage of Scotland. In the glens of the hills about Strathsporran are many noble and nimble stags. But I have never set foot in my house there, for it is carpeted throughout with the tartan of my clan. You seem to like tartan. What tartan is it you are wearing?”

“I myself,” said the Duke, “don’t use them much for that very reason. Are you interested in farming? At Tankerton, there’s a model farm that would definitely amuse you, with its heifers, hens, and pigs that are like big new toys. There’s a small dairy called ‘Her Grace’s.’ You could make real butter with your own hands, shaping it into little pats, and using a different stamp for each one. The boudoir that would be yours is a blue room. Four Watteaus hang in it. In the dining hall, there are portraits of my ancestors—in petto, your ancestors-in-law—done by many masters. Do you like peasants? My tenants are wonderful people, and none of them remember when the news of the Battle of Waterloo was announced. When a new Duchess arrives at Tankerton, the oldest elm in the park has to be cut down. That’s just one of the many strange old customs. As she drives through the village, the tenant’s children must scatter daisies along the road. The bridal chamber must be lit with as many candles as years have passed since the Dukedom was created. If you came into it, there would be”—and the young man, closing his eyes, made a quick calculation—“exactly three hundred and eighty-eight candles. On the eve of a Duke of Dorset's death, two black owls come and sit on the battlements. They stay there all night, hooting. At dawn, they fly away, no one knows where. On the eve of any other Tanville-Tankerton's death, no matter the time of year, a cuckoo comes. It stays for an hour, cooing, then flies away, also no one knows where. Whenever this happens, my steward telegraphs me so I, as head of the family, am prepared for the shock of a loss and can quickly give my approval for opening and preparing the family vault. Not every ancestor of mine rests quietly beneath their escutcheoned marble. Some revisit, in their anger or regret, the places where they once suffered or did wrong. One of them, every Halloween, flits into the dining hall, hovers in front of the portrait that Hans Holbein made of him, and throws his translucent gray form against the canvas, hoping, perhaps, to regain the fiery flesh tones and solid limbs he once had, and thus be re-incarnated. He collides with the painting, only to find himself on the other side of the wall it hangs on. There are five ghosts permanently residing in the right wing of the house, two in the left, and eleven in the park. But all are quite silent and harmless. My servants, when they encounter them in the corridors or on the stairs, step aside to let them pass, showing the respect due to my guests; even the most inexperienced housemaid never screams or runs away when she sees them. I, their host, often try to engage them in conversation, but they always glide past me. And how gracefully they glide, these ghosts! It’s a pleasure to watch them. It’s a lesson in poise. May they never be laid to rest! Of all my household pets, they are the dearest to me. I am Duke of Strathsporran and Cairngorm, Marquis of Sorby, and Earl Cairngorm, in the Peerage of Scotland. In the glens of the hills around Strathsporran are many noble and swift stags. But I have never set foot in my house there, as it is fully carpeted with the tartan of my clan. You seem to like tartan. What tartan are you wearing?”

Zuleika looked down at her skirt. “I don’t know,” she said. “I got it in Paris.”

Zuleika looked down at her skirt. “I don’t know,” she said. “I got it in Paris.”

“Well,” said the Duke, “it is very ugly. The Dalbraith tartan is harmonious in comparison, and has, at least, the excuse of history. If you married me, you would have the right to wear it. You would have many strange and fascinating rights. You would go to Court. I admit that the Hanoverian Court is not much. Still, it is better than nothing. At your presentation, moreover, you would be given the entree. Is that nothing to you? You would be driven to Court in my statecoach. It is swung so high that the streetsters can hardly see its occupant. It is lined with rose-silk; and on its panels, and on its hammer-cloth, my arms are emblazoned—no one has ever been able to count the quarterings. You would be wearing the family-jewels, reluctantly surrendered to you by my aunt. They are many and marvellous, in their antique settings. I don’t want to brag. It humiliates me to speak to you as I am speaking. But I am heart-set on you, and to win you there is not a precious stone I would leave unturned. Conceive a parure all of white stones—diamonds, white sapphires, white topazes, tourmalines. Another, of rubies and amethysts, set in gold filigree. Rings that once were poison-combs on Florentine fingers. Red roses for your hair—every petal a hollowed ruby. Amulets and ape-buckles, zones and fillets. Aye! know that you would be weeping for wonder before you had seen a tithe of these gauds. Know, too, Miss Dobson, that in the Peerage of France I am Duc d’Etretat et de la Roche Guillaume. Louis Napoleon gave the title to my father for not cutting him in the Bois. I have a house in the Champs Elysees. There is a Swiss in its courtyard. He stands six-foot-seven in his stockings, and the chasseurs are hardly less tall than he. Wherever I go, there are two chefs in my retinue. Both are masters in their art, and furiously jealous of each other. When I compliment either of them on some dish, the other challenges him. They fight with rapiers, next morning, in the garden of whatever house I am occupying. I do not know whether you are greedy? If so, it may interest you to learn that I have a third chef, who makes only souffles, and an Italian pastry-cook; to say nothing of a Spaniard for salads, an Englishwoman for roasts, and an Abyssinian for coffee. You found no trace of their handiwork in the meal you have just had with me? No; for in Oxford it is a whim of mine—I may say a point of honour—to lead the ordinary life of an undergraduate. What I eat in this room is cooked by the heavy and unaided hand of Mrs. Batch, my landlady. It is set before me by the unaided and—or are you in error?—loving hand of her daughter. Other ministers have I none here. I dispense with my private secretaries. I am unattended by a single valet. So simple a way of life repels you? You would never be called upon to share it. If you married me, I should take my name off the books of my College. I propose that we should spend our honeymoon at Baiae. I have a villa at Baiae. It is there that I keep my grandfather’s collection of majolica. The sun shines there always. A long olive-grove secretes the garden from the sea. When you walk in the garden, you know the sea only in blue glimpses through the vacillating leaves. White-gleaming from the bosky shade of this grove are several goddesses. Do you care for Canova? I don’t myself. If you do, these figures will appeal to you: they are in his best manner. Do you love the sea? This is not the only house of mine that looks out on it. On the coast of County Clare—am I not Earl of Enniskerry and Baron Shandrin in the Peerage of Ireland?—I have an ancient castle. Sheer from a rock stands it, and the sea has always raged up against its walls. Many ships lie wrecked under that loud implacable sea. But mine is a brave strong castle. No storm affrights it; and not the centuries, clustering houris, with their caresses can seduce it from its hard austerity. I have several titles which for the moment escape me. Baron Llffthwchl am I, and... and... but you can find them for yourself in Debrett. In me you behold a Prince of the Holy Roman Empire, and a Knight of the Most Noble Order of the Garter. Look well at me! I am Hereditary Comber of the Queen’s Lap-Dogs. I am young. I am handsome. My temper is sweet, and my character without blemish. In fine, Miss Dobson, I am a most desirable parti.”

“Well,” said the Duke, “that’s pretty ugly. The Dalbraith tartan looks a lot nicer in comparison and at least has the excuse of history. If you married me, you'd have the right to wear it. You’d gain many unique and fascinating privileges. You’d get to go to Court. I admit the Hanoverian Court isn’t much, but it’s better than nothing. Plus, at your presentation, you would have the entrance. Isn’t that something? You would be driven to Court in my state coach. It's so high that street vendors can hardly see who’s inside. It’s lined with rose silk, and my arms are emblazoned on its panels and hammer-cloth—no one’s been able to count the quarterings. You’d wear the family jewels, which my aunt reluctantly gave to you. They’re numerous and amazing, set in antique styles. I don’t want to brag; it embarrasses me to speak like this. But I’m really set on you, and to win you over, there’s no precious stone I wouldn’t pursue. Imagine a complete set of white stones—diamonds, white sapphires, white topazes, tourmalines. And another set of rubies and amethysts, set in gold filigree. Rings that were once poison-combs on Florentine fingers. Red roses for your hair—every petal a hollowed ruby. Amulets and intricate buckles, sashes and bands. I assure you, you’d be in awe before you even saw a fraction of these treasures. Also, Miss Dobson, know that in the French peerage I am Duc d’Etretat et de la Roche Guillaume. Louis Napoleon granted the title to my father for not cutting him in the Bois. I have a house on the Champs-Elysées. There’s a Swiss man in the courtyard who’s six-foot-seven in his socks, and the chasseurs are hardly shorter. Wherever I go, I have two chefs with me. Both are masters of their craft and fiercely jealous of each other. When I compliment one on a dish, the other challenges him. They duel with rapiers the next morning in the garden of wherever I’m staying. I’m not sure if you’re a foodie, but if you are, you should know I have a third chef who specializes in soufflés, plus an Italian pastry chef; not to mention a Spaniard for salads, an Englishwoman for roasts, and an Abyssinian for coffee. You didn’t taste their handiwork in the meal we just shared? No, because in Oxford, I have a habit—one might call it a point of honor—of living like an average student. What I eat in this room is cooked by Mrs. Batch, my landlady, and served to me by her daughter, who does so without help—or was I mistaken? I have no other staff here. I don’t take my private secretaries with me. I don’t have a single valet. Does such a simple lifestyle make you uncomfortable? You’d never have to share it. If you married me, I’d remove my name from the College register. I propose we spend our honeymoon at Baiae. I have a villa there, where I keep my grandfather’s collection of majolica. The sun always shines there. A long olive grove hides the garden from the sea, and when you walk in the garden, you can only catch glimpses of the sea through the swaying leaves. Shining white from the leafy shadows of this grove are several statues of goddesses. Do you like Canova? I don’t, but if you do, you’ll appreciate these figures; they are in his best style. Do you love the sea? This isn’t the only house of mine that has a view of it. On the coast of County Clare—am I not also Earl of Enniskerry and Baron Shandrin in the Irish peerage?—I have an ancient castle. It stands sheer from a rock, and the sea has always raged against its walls. Many ships have wrecked beneath that loud, unforgiving sea. But mine is a brave, strong castle. No storm scares it; and not the centuries nor charming houris, with their caresses, can lure it away from its tough austerity. I have several titles that escape me at the moment. I am Baron Llffthwchl, and... and... but you can find them in Debrett. In me, you see a Prince of the Holy Roman Empire and a Knight of the Most Noble Order of the Garter. Look at me closely! I am the Hereditary Comber of the Queen’s Lap-Dogs. I am young, handsome, have a sweet temper, and a spotless character. In short, Miss Dobson, I am a very desirable catch.”

“But,” said Zuleika, “I don’t love you.”

“But,” Zuleika said, “I don’t love you.”

The Duke stamped his foot. “I beg your pardon,” he said hastily. “I ought not to have done that. But—you seem to have entirely missed the point of what I was saying.”

The Duke stomped his foot. “I’m sorry,” he said quickly. “I shouldn’t have done that. But—you seem to have completely missed the point of what I was saying.”

“No, I haven’t,” said Zuleika.

“No, I haven’t,” Zuleika said.

“Then what,” cried the Duke, standing over her, “what is your reply?”

“Then what,” yelled the Duke, standing over her, “what’s your answer?”

Said Zuleika, looking up at him, “My reply is that I think you are an awful snob.”

Said Zuleika, looking up at him, “My response is that I think you’re a total snob.”

The Duke turned on his heel, and strode to the other end of the room. There he stood for some moments, his back to Zuleika.

The Duke turned on his heel and walked to the other end of the room. He stood there for a few moments, facing away from Zuleika.

“I think,” she resumed in a slow, meditative voice, “that you are, with the possible exception of a Mr. Edelweiss, THE most awful snob I have ever met.”

“I think,” she continued in a slow, thoughtful tone, “that you are, with the possible exception of a Mr. Edelweiss, THE most insufferable snob I have ever met.”

The Duke looked back over his shoulder. He gave Zuleika the stinging reprimand of silence. She was sorry, and showed it in her eyes. She felt she had gone too far. True, he was nothing to her now. But she had loved him once. She could not forget that.

The Duke glanced over his shoulder. He gave Zuleika the sharp response of silence. She felt remorseful, and it showed in her eyes. She realized she had crossed a line. It's true, he meant nothing to her now. But she had once loved him. She couldn't forget that.

“Come!” she said. “Let us be good friends. Give me your hand!” He came to her, slowly. “There!”

“Come on!” she said. “Let’s be good friends. Give me your hand!” He walked over to her, slowly. “There!”

The Duke withdrew his fingers before she unclasped them. That twice-flung taunt rankled still. It was monstrous to have been called a snob. A snob!—he, whose readiness to form what would certainly be regarded as a shocking misalliance ought to have stifled the charge, not merely vindicated him from it! He had forgotten, in the blindness of his love, how shocking the misalliance would be. Perhaps she, unloving, had not been so forgetful? Perhaps her refusal had been made, generously, for his own sake. Nay, rather for her own. Evidently, she had felt that the high sphere from which he beckoned was no place for the likes of her. Evidently, she feared she would pine away among those strange splendours, never be acclimatised, always be unworthy. He had thought to overwhelm her, and he had done his work too thoroughly. Now he must try to lighten the load he had imposed.

The Duke pulled his fingers back before she could let go of them. That taunt that had been thrown at him still stung. It was outrageous to be called a snob. A snob!—he, who was ready to engage in what would definitely be seen as a shocking mismatch, should have made that accusation impossible, not just cleared him of it! In the haze of his love, he had forgotten how shocking that mismatch would actually be. Maybe she, without love, hadn’t forgotten at all? Maybe her refusal was made, out of kindness, for his sake. No, more likely for her own. Clearly, she felt that the elevated world he was inviting her to wasn’t meant for someone like her. Clearly, she was afraid she would wither away among those unfamiliar luxuries, never fit in, always feeling unworthy. He had thought he could sweep her off her feet, and he had succeeded all too well. Now, he had to find a way to lighten the burden he had placed on her.

Seating himself opposite to her, “You remember,” he said, “that there is a dairy at Tankerton?”

Seating himself across from her, “Do you remember,” he said, “that there’s a dairy at Tankerton?”

“A dairy? Oh yes.”

“A dairy? Oh, for sure.”

“Do you remember what it is called?”

“Do you remember what it's called?”

Zuleika knit her brows.

Zuleika frowned.

He helped her out. “It is called ‘Her Grace’s’.”

He helped her out. “It’s called ‘Her Grace’s’.”

“Oh, of course!” said Zuleika.

“Oh, of course!” Zuleika said.

“Do you know WHY it is called so?”

“Do you know why it's called that?”

“Well, let’s see... I know you told me.”

“Well, let’s see... I remember you telling me.”

“Did I? I think not. I will tell you now... That cool out-house dates from the middle of the eighteenth century. My great-great-grandfather, when he was a very old man, married en troisiemes noces a dairy-maid on the Tankerton estate. Meg Speedwell was her name. He had seen her walking across a field, not many months after the interment of his second Duchess, Maria, that great and gifted lady. I know not whether it was that her bonny mien fanned in him some embers of his youth, or that he was loth to be outdone in gracious eccentricity by his crony the Duke of Dewlap, who himself had just taken a bride from a dairy. (You have read Meredith’s account of that affair? No? You should.) Whether it was veritable love or mere modishness that formed my ancestor’s resolve, presently the bells were ringing out, and the oldest elm in the park was being felled, in Meg Speedwell’s honour, and the children were strewing daisies on which Meg Speedwell trod, a proud young hoyden of a bride, with her head in the air and her heart in the seventh heaven. The Duke had given her already a horde of fine gifts; but these, he had said, were nothing—trash in comparison with the gift that was to ensure for her a perdurable felicity. After the wedding-breakfast, when all the squires had ridden away on their cobs, and all the squires’ ladies in their coaches, the Duke led his bride forth from the hall, leaning on her arm, till they came to a little edifice of new white stone, very spick and span, with two lattice-windows and a bright green door between. This he bade her enter. A-flutter with excitement, she turned the handle. In a moment she flounced back, red with shame and anger—flounced forth from the fairest, whitest, dapperest dairy, wherein was all of the best that the keenest dairy-maid might need. The Duke bade her dry her eyes, for that it ill befitted a great lady to be weeping on her wedding-day. ‘As for gratitude,’ he chuckled, ‘zounds! that is a wine all the better for the keeping.’ Duchess Meg soon forgot this unworthy wedding-gift, such was her rapture in the other, the so august, appurtenances of her new life. What with her fine silk gowns and farthingales, and her powder-closet, and the canopied bed she slept in—a bed bigger far than the room she had slept in with her sisters, and standing in a room far bigger than her father’s cottage; and what with Betty, her maid, who had pinched and teased her at the village-school, but now waited on her so meekly and trembled so fearfully at a scolding; and what with the fine hot dishes that were set before her every day, and the gallant speeches and glances of the fine young gentlemen whom the Duke invited from London, Duchess Meg was quite the happiest Duchess in all England. For a while, she was like a child in a hay-rick. But anon, as the sheer delight of novelty wore away, she began to take a more serious view of her position. She began to realise her responsibilities. She was determined to do all that a great lady ought to do. Twice every day she assumed the vapours. She schooled herself in the mysteries of Ombre, of Macao. She spent hours over the tambour-frame. She rode out on horse-back, with a riding-master. She had a music-master to teach her the spinet; a dancing-master, too, to teach her the Minuet and the Triumph and the Gaudy. All these accomplishments she found mighty hard. She was afraid of her horse. All the morning, she dreaded the hour when it would be brought round from the stables. She dreaded her dancing-lesson. Try as she would, she could but stamp her feet flat on the parquet, as though it had been the village-green. She dreaded her music-lesson. Her fingers, disobedient to her ambition, clumsily thumped the keys of the spinet, and by the notes of the score propped up before her she was as cruelly perplexed as by the black and red pips of the cards she conned at the gaming-table, or by the red and gold threads that were always straying and snapping on her tambour-frame. Still she persevered. Day in, day out, sullenly, she worked hard to be a great lady. But skill came not to her, and hope dwindled; only the dull effort remained. One accomplishment she did master—to wit, the vapours: they became for her a dreadful reality. She lost her appetite for the fine hot dishes. All night long she lay awake, restless, tearful, under the fine silk canopy, till dawn stared her into slumber. She seldom scolded Betty. She who had been so lusty and so blooming saw in her mirror that she was pale and thin now; and the fine young gentlemen, seeing it too, paid more heed now to their wine and their dice than to her. And always, when she met him, the Duke smiled the same mocking smile. Duchess Meg was pining slowly and surely away... One morning, in Spring-time, she altogether vanished. Betty, bringing the cup of chocolate to the bedside, found the bed empty. She raised the alarm among her fellows. They searched high and low. Nowhere was their mistress. The news was broken to their master, who, without comment, rose, bade his man dress him, and presently walked out to the place where he knew he would find her. And there, to be sure, she was, churning, churning for dear life. Her sleeves were rolled above her elbows, and her skirt was kilted high; and, as she looked back over her shoulder and saw the Duke, there was the flush of roses in her cheeks, and the light of a thousand thanks in her eyes. ‘Oh,’ she cried, ‘what a curtsey I would drop you, but that to let go the handle were to spoil all!’ And every morning, ever after, she woke when the birds woke, rose when they rose, and went singing through the dawn to the dairy, there to practise for her pleasure that sweet and lowly handicraft which she had once practised for her need. And every evening, with her milking-stool under her arm, and her milk-pail in her hand, she went into the field and called the cows to her, as she had been wont to do. To those other, those so august, accomplishments she no more pretended. She gave them the go-by. And all the old zest and joyousness of her life came back to her. Soundlier than ever slept she, and sweetlier dreamed, under the fine silk canopy, till the birds called her to her work. Greater than ever was her love of the fine furbelows that were hers to flaunt in, and sharper her appetite for the fine hot dishes, and more tempestuous her scolding of Betty, poor maid. She was more than ever now the cynosure, the adored, of the fine young gentlemen. And as for her husband, she looked up to him as the wisest, kindest man in all the world.”

“Did I? I think not. Let me tell you now... That cool little outhouse is from the middle of the eighteenth century. My great-great-grandfather, when he was very old, married a dairy maid from the Tankerton estate. Her name was Meg Speedwell. He spotted her walking across a field not long after the burial of his second Duchess, Maria, who was a remarkable and talented woman. I don’t know whether it was that her lovely appearance stirred some memories of his youth, or that he didn't want to be outdone in quirky charm by his friend the Duke of Dewlap, who had just married a woman from a dairy. (Have you read Meredith’s account of that story? No? You should.) Whether it was true love or just a trendy whim that drove my ancestor’s decision, soon the bells were ringing, and they were chopping down the oldest elm in the park to honor Meg Speedwell, with the children scattering daisies along her path as she walked, a proud young bride, head held high and heart soaring. The Duke had already given her a bunch of fancy gifts; but he said those were nothing—mere trinkets compared to the gift that would secure her lasting happiness. After the wedding breakfast, when all the local gentlemen had ridden off on their horses and their ladies had left in their coaches, the Duke took his bride by the arm and led her to a small, new white stone building, very neat, with two lattice windows and a bright green door in between. He urged her to go inside. All excited, she turned the handle, but instantly stepped back, her face flushed with shame and anger—having just exited the prettiest, cleanest little dairy that contained everything a clever dairy maid might need. The Duke told her to dry her tears, as it was unfitting for a lady of her stature to weep on her wedding day. ‘As for gratitude,’ he chuckled, ‘that’s a wine that improves with age.’ Duchess Meg soon forgot about this unworthy wedding gift, lost in the joy of her new life’s grandeur. With her beautiful silk gowns and farthingales, her powder room, and the canopied bed she slept in—a bed much larger than the room she had shared with her sisters, and in a room far bigger than her father's cottage; plus, her maid Betty, who had teased and bullied her at the village school, now waited on her faithfully, trembling at the slightest reprimand; and with the fancy hot dishes served to her daily, along with the charming compliments and glances from the handsome young gentlemen the Duke invited from London, Duchess Meg was the happiest Duchess in all of England. For a time, she felt like a child playing in a haystack. But soon, as the sheer excitement wore off, she began to take a more serious view of her role. She started to realize her responsibilities and was determined to fulfill what a great lady should do. Twice a day, she decided to feign fainting spells. She practiced games like Ombre and Macao. She spent hours at the tambour-frame. She took horse riding lessons with a riding master, and also had a music teacher to instruct her on the spinet, and a dance instructor to teach her the Minuet, the Triumph, and the Gaudy. She found all these skills incredibly difficult. She was afraid of her horse. Every morning, she dreaded the time when it would be brought around from the stables. She loathed her dance class. No matter how hard she tried, she ended up stamping her feet flat on the polished floor, as if it were the village green. She dreaded her music lessons too. Her fingers wouldn’t cooperate with her ambitions, clumsily banging on the spinet keys, and she found the sheet music confusing, just like the red and black cards she studied at the gaming table, or the red and gold threads that kept tangling and snapping on her tambour-frame. Still, she persisted. Day in and day out, she worked hard to be a great lady in a sullen manner. But skill eluded her, and hope faded; all that remained was a dull struggle. One thing she did master—her fainters: they became a harsh reality for her. She lost her appetite for the fancy hot meals. Every night, she lay awake, restless and tearful, under the fine silk canopy until dawn lulled her to sleep. She seldom scolded Betty. Once so lively and blooming, she now looked pale and thin in her mirror, and the handsome young gentlemen began to pay more attention to their drinks and dice than to her. And every time she met him, the Duke wore the same mocking smile. Duchess Meg was slowly but surely fading away... One spring morning, she completely disappeared. Betty, bringing a cup of hot chocolate to her bedside, found the bed empty. She raised the alarm among the others. They searched high and low. Nowhere could they find their mistress. The news was broken to their master, who, without saying a word, got dressed and shortly walked to the place where he knew she would be. And sure enough, there she was, churning away for dear life. Her sleeves were rolled up, and her skirt was hitched high; and when she looked back over her shoulder and saw the Duke, a flush of roses appeared on her cheeks, and her eyes shone with gratitude. ‘Oh,’ she exclaimed, ‘what a curtsy I would give you, but letting go of this handle would ruin everything!’ And from that morning on, she woke up with the birds, got up when they did, and joyfully sang through the dawn to the dairy, where she practiced that sweet and humble craft that she had once done out of necessity. Every evening, with her milking stool under her arm and her milk pail in hand, she went into the field and called the cows to her, just like before. She no longer pretended to pursue those lofty accomplishments. She set them aside. And all the old zest and joy of her life returned. She slept soundly and dreamed sweetly under the fine silk canopy until the birds called her to work. Her love for the beautiful dresses she could wear grew stronger than ever, as did her appetite for the fancy hot meals, and her scoldings of poor Betty became more enthusiastic. She was adored more than ever by the handsome young gentlemen. And as for her husband, she regarded him as the wisest, kindest man in the world.”

“And the fine young gentlemen,” said Zuleika, “did she fall in love with any of them?”

“And the nice young men,” Zuleika said, “did she fall for any of them?”

“You forget,” said the Duke coldly, “she was married to a member of my family.”

“You forget,” said the Duke coldly, “she was married to someone in my family.”

“Oh, I beg your pardon. But tell me: did they ALL adore her?”

“Oh, I’m sorry. But can you tell me: did they ALL adore her?”

“Yes. Every one of them, wildly, madly.”

“Yes. Every single one of them, completely, obsessively.”

“Ah,” murmured Zuleika, with a smile of understanding. A shadow crossed her face, “Even so,” she said, with some pique, “I don’t suppose she had so very many adorers. She never went out into the world.”

“Ah,” Zuleika said softly, smiling with understanding. A shadow passed over her face, “Still,” she continued, a bit annoyed, “I don’t think she had that many admirers. She never really went out into the world.”

“Tankerton,” said the Duke drily, “is a large house, and my great-great-grandfather was the most hospitable of men. However,” he added, marvelling that she had again missed the point so utterly, “my purpose was not to confront you with a past rival in conquest, but to set at rest a fear which I had, I think, roused in you by my somewhat full description of the high majestic life to which you, as my bride, would be translated.”

“Tankerton,” the Duke said dryly, “is a big house, and my great-great-grandfather was the most welcoming person. However,” he added, amazed that she had completely missed the point again, “my intention was not to bring up a past rival for your attention, but to ease a concern that I think I may have stirred in you with my rather detailed description of the grand life you would have as my wife.”

“A fear? What sort of a fear?”

“A fear? What kind of fear?”

“That you would not breathe freely—that you would starve (if I may use a somewhat fantastic figure) among those strawberry-leaves. And so I told you the story of Meg Speedwell, and how she lived happily ever after. Nay, hear me out! The blood of Meg Speedwell’s lord flows in my veins. I think I may boast that I have inherited something of his sagacity. In any case, I can profit by his example. Do not fear that I, if you were to wed me, should demand a metamorphosis of your present self. I should take you as you are, gladly. I should encourage you to be always exactly as you are—a radiant, irresistible member of the upper middle-class, with a certain freedom of manner acquired through a life of peculiar liberty. Can you guess what would be my principal wedding-gift to you? Meg Speedwell had her dairy. For you, would be built another outhouse—a neat hall wherein you would perform your conjuring-tricks, every evening except Sunday, before me and my tenants and my servants, and before such of my neighbours as might care to come. None would respect you the less, seeing that I approved. Thus in you would the pleasant history of Meg Speedwell repeat itself. You, practising for your pleasure—nay, hear me out!—that sweet and lowly handicraft which—”

“That you wouldn't be able to breathe freely—that you’d feel starved (if I can use a bit of an exaggerated example) among those strawberry leaves. And so I told you the story of Meg Speedwell and how she lived happily ever after. Wait, let me finish! The blood of Meg Speedwell’s husband runs in my veins. I think I can proudly say that I've inherited some of his wisdom. In any case, I can learn from his example. Don’t worry, if you were to marry me, I wouldn’t ask you to change who you are. I would accept you just as you are, happily. I’d encourage you to always be exactly yourself—a vibrant, irresistible member of the upper middle class, with a certain ease that comes from a life of unique freedom. Can you imagine what my main wedding gift to you would be? Meg Speedwell had her dairy. For you, I would build another outbuilding—a cozy hall where you could perform your magic tricks every evening except Sunday, in front of me, my tenants, my servants, and any neighbors who might want to come. No one would think less of you, knowing that I approved. Thus, the lovely story of Meg Speedwell would repeat itself with you, practicing for your enjoyment—wait, let me finish!—that sweet and humble craft which—”

“I won’t listen to another word!” cried Zuleika. “You are the most insolent person I have ever met. I happen to come of a particularly good family. I move in the best society. My manners are absolutely perfect. If I found myself in the shoes of twenty Duchesses simultaneously, I should know quite well how to behave. As for the one pair you can offer me, I kick them away—so. I kick them back at you. I tell you—”

“I won’t listen to another word!” Zuleika shouted. “You are the most disrespectful person I’ve ever met. I come from a really good family. I socialize with high society. My manners are flawless. If I were in the position of twenty duchesses at once, I would know exactly how to act. As for the one pair you can offer me, I reject them—like this. I throw them back at you. I’m telling you—”

“Hush,” said the Duke, “hush! You are over-excited. There will be a crowd under my window. There, there! I am sorry. I thought—”

“Hush,” said the Duke, “hush! You’re too worked up. There will be a crowd under my window. There, there! I’m sorry. I thought—”

“Oh, I know what you thought,” said Zuleika, in a quieter tone. “I am sure you meant well. I am sorry I lost my temper. Only, you might have given me credit for meaning what I said: that I would not marry you, because I did not love you. I daresay there would be great advantages in being your Duchess. But the fact is, I have no worldly wisdom. To me, marriage is a sacrament. I could no more marry a man about whom I could not make a fool of myself than I could marry one who made a fool of himself about me. Else had I long ceased to be a spinster. Oh my friend, do not imagine that I have not rejected, in my day, a score of suitors quite as eligible as you.”

“Oh, I know what you were thinking,” Zuleika said in a softer tone. “I’m sure you meant well. I’m sorry I lost my temper. But you could’ve at least given me some credit for being honest when I said that I wouldn’t marry you because I didn’t love you. Honestly, there would be great benefits to being your Duchess. But the truth is, I don’t have much life experience. To me, marriage is a sacred thing. I couldn’t marry a man I couldn't be myself around any more than I could marry someone who embarrassed himself over me. Otherwise, I would have stopped being single a long time ago. Oh my friend, don’t think that I haven’t turned down plenty of suitors just as qualified as you.”

“As eligible? Who were they?” frowned the Duke.

“As eligible? Who were they?” frowned the Duke.

“Oh, Archduke this, and Grand Duke that, and His Serene Highness the other. I have a wretched memory for names.”

“Oh, Archduke this, and Grand Duke that, and His Serene Highness the other. I have a terrible memory for names.”

“And my name, too, will soon escape you, perhaps?”

“And my name will probably slip your mind soon, too?”

“No. Oh, no. I shall always remember yours. You see, I was in love with you. You deceived me into loving you...” She sighed. “Oh, had you but been as strong as I thought you... Still, a swain the more. That is something.” She leaned forward, smiling archly. “Those studs—show me them again.”

“No. Oh, no. I will always remember yours. You see, I was in love with you. You tricked me into loving you...” She sighed. “Oh, if only you had been as strong as I thought you were... Still, a suitor, that’s something.” She leaned forward, smiling teasingly. “Those studs—show them to me again.”

The Duke displayed them in the hollow of his hand. She touched them lightly, reverently, as a tourist touches a sacred relic in a church.

The Duke showed them in the palm of his hand. She touched them gently, with respect, like a tourist touching a sacred relic in a church.

At length, “Do give me them,” she said. “I will keep them in a little secret partition of my jewel-case.” The Duke had closed his fist. “Do!” she pleaded. “My other jewels—they have no separate meanings for me. I never remember who gave me this one or that. These would be quite different. I should always remember their history... Do!”

At last, she said, “Please give them to me. I’ll keep them in a small secret section of my jewelry box.” The Duke had clenched his fist. “Please!” she urged. “My other jewels—they don’t mean anything special to me. I never remember who gifted me this one or that. These would be completely different. I would always remember their stories... Please!”

“Ask me for anything else,” said the Duke. “These are the one thing I could not part with—even to you, for whose sake they are hallowed.”

“Ask me for anything else,” said the Duke. “These are the one thing I couldn't give up—even for you, for whom they are sacred.”

Zuleika pouted. On the verge of persisting, she changed her mind, and was silent.

Zuleika sulked. Just when she was about to keep going, she reconsidered and fell silent.

“Well!” she said abruptly, “how about these races? Are you going to take me to see them?”

“Well!” she said suddenly, “what about these races? Are you going to take me to see them?”

“Races? What races?” murmured the Duke. “Oh yes. I had forgotten. Do you really mean that you want to see them?”

“Races? What races?” the Duke murmured. “Oh right. I completely forgot. Are you really saying that you want to see them?”

“Why, of course! They are great fun, aren’t they?”

“Of course! They’re so much fun, right?”

“And you are in a mood for great fun? Well, there is plenty of time. The Second Division is not rowed till half-past four.”

“And you're in the mood for some serious fun? Well, there’s plenty of time. The Second Division doesn't start until half-past four.”

“The Second Division? Why not take me to the First?”

“The Second Division? Why not take me to the First?”

“That is not rowed till six.”

“That doesn’t get rowed until six.”

“Isn’t this rather an odd arrangement?”

“Isn’t this a pretty strange setup?”

“No doubt. But Oxford never pretended to be strong in mathematics.”

“No doubt. But Oxford never claimed to be strong in math.”

“Why, it’s not yet three!” cried Zuleika, with a woebegone stare at the clock. “What is to be done in the meantime?”

“Why, it’s not even three yet!” exclaimed Zuleika, giving a sad look at the clock. “What are we supposed to do in the meantime?”

“Am not I sufficiently diverting?” asked the Duke bitterly.

“Am I not entertaining enough?” the Duke asked bitterly.

“Quite candidly, no. Have you any friend lodging with you here?”

“Honestly, no. Do you have any friends staying with you here?”

“One, overhead. A man named Noaks.”

“One, overhead. A guy named Noaks.”

“A small man, with spectacles?”

“A short guy with glasses?”

“Very small, with very large spectacles.”

“Very small, with very large glasses.”

“He was pointed out to me yesterday, as I was driving from the Station ... No, I don’t think I want to meet him. What can you have in common with him?”

“He was pointed out to me yesterday while I was driving from the station... No, I don’t think I want to meet him. What could we have in common?”

“One frailty, at least: he, too, Miss Dobson, loves you.”

"One weakness, at least: he, too, Miss Dobson, loves you."

“But of course he does. He saw me drive past. Very few of the others,” she said, rising and shaking herself, “have set eyes on me. Do let us go out and look at the Colleges. I do need change of scene. If you were a doctor, you would have prescribed that long ago. It is very bad for me to be here, a kind of Cinderella, moping over the ashes of my love for you. Where is your hat?”

“But of course he does. He saw me drive by. Very few of the others,” she said, standing up and shaking herself, “have seen me. Let’s go out and check out the Colleges. I really need a change of scenery. If you were a doctor, you would have recommended that long ago. It’s really not good for me to be here, like a kind of Cinderella, sulking over the ashes of my love for you. Where’s your hat?”

Looking round, she caught sight of herself in the glass. “Oh,” she cried, “what a fright I do look! I must never be seen like this!”

Looking around, she saw herself in the glass. “Oh,” she exclaimed, “I look so awful! I can’t let anyone see me like this!”

“You look very beautiful.”

“You look stunning.”

“I don’t. That is a lover’s illusion. You yourself told me that this tartan was perfectly hideous. There was no need to tell me that. I came thus because I was coming to see you. I chose this frock in the deliberate fear that you, if I made myself presentable, might succumb at second sight of me. I would have sent out for a sack and dressed myself in that, I would have blacked my face all over with burnt cork, only I was afraid of being mobbed on the way to you.”

“I don’t. That’s just a lover’s delusion. You yourself said that this tartan was absolutely terrible. There was no need to tell me that. I came here because I was coming to see you. I picked this dress out knowing that if I made myself look good, you might actually notice me the second time around. I would have ordered a sack to wear and covered my face with burnt cork, but I was worried about being mobbed on the way to you.”

“Even so, you would but have been mobbed for your incorrigible beauty.”

“Still, you would just have been overwhelmed by people because of your undeniable beauty.”

“My beauty! How I hate it!” sighed Zuleika. “Still, here it is, and I must needs make the best of it. Come! Take me to Judas. I will change my things. Then I shall be fit for the races.”

“My beauty! How I hate it!” sighed Zuleika. “Still, here it is, and I have to make the best of it. Come on! Take me to Judas. I’ll change my outfit. Then I’ll be ready for the races.”

As these two emerged, side by side, into the street, the Emperors exchanged stony sidelong glances. For they saw the more than normal pallor of the Duke’s face, and something very like desperation in his eyes. They saw the tragedy progressing to its foreseen close. Unable to stay its course, they were grimly fascinated now.

As these two stepped side by side into the street, the Emperors exchanged cold, sideways glances. They noticed the Duke's unusually pale face and something that looked a lot like desperation in his eyes. They could see the tragedy moving toward its expected conclusion. Unable to intervene, they were now grimly captivated.





VI

“The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones.” At any rate, the sinner has a better chance than the saint of being hereafter remembered. We, in whom original sin preponderates, find him easier to understand. He is near to us, clear to us. The saint is remote, dim. A very great saint may, of course, be remembered through some sheer force of originality in him; and then the very mystery that involves him for us makes him the harder to forget: he haunts us the more surely because we shall never understand him. But the ordinary saints grow faint to posterity; whilst quite ordinary sinners pass vividly down the ages.

“The harm that people do is remembered long after they’re gone; the good is often buried with them.” In any case, sinners have a better chance than saints of being remembered later. We, who are burdened with original sin, find them easier to relate to. They feel familiar and clear to us. Saints, on the other hand, seem distant and unclear. A truly great saint may be remembered because of their unique qualities, and the very mystery surrounding them makes it harder to forget them; they linger in our minds precisely because we can never fully grasp them. But ordinary saints fade away for future generations, while even ordinary sinners are vividly remembered through time.

Of the disciples of Jesus, which is he that is most often remembered and cited by us? Not the disciple whom Jesus loved; neither of the Boanerges, nor any other of them who so steadfastly followed Him and served Him; but the disciple who betrayed Him for thirty pieces of silver. Judas Iscariot it is who outstands, overshadowing those other fishermen. And perhaps it was by reason of this precedence that Christopher Whitrid, Knight, in the reign of Henry VI., gave the name of Judas to the College which he had founded. Or perhaps it was because he felt that in a Christian community not even the meanest and basest of men should be accounted beneath contempt, beyond redemption.

Of Jesus' disciples, who do we remember and talk about the most? It’s not the disciple Jesus loved, or the sons of Thunder, or any of those who faithfully followed and served Him. It’s the disciple who betrayed Him for thirty pieces of silver. Judas Iscariot stands out, overshadowing the other fishermen. Maybe that’s why Christopher Whitrid, a Knight during Henry VI’s reign, named the College he founded after Judas. Or perhaps he believed that in a Christian community, even the lowest and most vile person shouldn’t be considered beyond redemption.

At any rate, thus he named his foundation. And, though for Oxford men the savour of the name itself has long evaporated through its local connexion, many things show that for the Founder himself it was no empty vocable. In a niche above the gate stands a rudely carved statue of Judas, holding a money-bag in his right hand. Among the original statutes of the College is one by which the Bursar is enjoined to distribute in Passion Week thirty pieces of silver among the needier scholars “for saike of atonynge.” The meadow adjoining the back of the College has been called from time immemorial “the Potter’s Field.” And the name of Salt Cellar is not less ancient and significant.

At any rate, that's how he named his foundation. And while the significance of the name has faded for people at Oxford due to its local connections, many things indicate that it was not just a meaningless label for the Founder. Above the gate, there is a roughly carved statue of Judas holding a money-bag in his right hand. One of the founding statutes of the College directs the Bursar to distribute thirty pieces of silver to the needier students during Passion Week "for the sake of atonement." The meadow behind the College has been known as "the Potter’s Field" for as long as anyone can remember. The name Salt Cellar is equally old and noteworthy.

Salt Cellar, that grey and green quadrangle visible from the room assigned to Zuleika, is very beautiful, as I have said. So tranquil is it as to seem remote not merely from the world, but even from Oxford, so deeply is it hidden away in the core of Oxford’s heart. So tranquil is it, one would guess that nothing had ever happened in it. For five centuries these walls have stood, and during that time have beheld, one would say, no sight less seemly than the good work of weeding, mowing, rolling, that has made, at length, so exemplary the lawn. These cloisters that grace the south and east sides—five centuries have passed through them, leaving in them no echo, leaving on them no sign, of all that the outer world, for good or evil, has been doing so fiercely, so raucously.

Salt Cellar, that gray and green courtyard visible from the room assigned to Zuleika, is truly beautiful, as I've mentioned. It's so peaceful that it feels distant not just from the world, but even from Oxford itself, so deeply tucked away in the heart of Oxford. It's so calm that you would think nothing has ever happened there. For five centuries, these walls have stood, and during that time, they have witnessed nothing less fitting than the diligent work of weeding, mowing, and rolling that has eventually made the lawn so impressive. The cloisters that adorn the south and east sides have seen five centuries go by, leaving no echoes and no marks of all that the outside world has been doing so intensely and noisily, for better or worse.

And yet, if you are versed in the antiquities of Oxford, you know that this small, still quadrangle has played its part in the rough-and-tumble of history, and has been the background of high passions and strange fates. The sun-dial in its midst has told the hours to more than one bygone King. Charles I. lay for twelve nights in Judas; and it was here, in this very quadrangle, that he heard from the lips of a breathless and blood-stained messenger the news of Chalgrove Field. Sixty years later, James, his son, came hither, black with threats, and from one of the hind-windows of the Warden’s house—maybe, from the very room where now Zuleika was changing her frock—addressed the Fellows, and presented to them the Papist by him chosen to be their Warden, instead of the Protestant whom they had elected. They were not of so stern a stuff as the Fellows of Magdalen, who, despite His Majesty’s menaces, had just rejected Bishop Farmer. The Papist was elected, there and then, al fresco, without dissent. Cannot one see them, these Fellows of Judas, huddled together round the sun-dial, like so many sheep in a storm? The King’s wrath, according to a contemporary record, was so appeased by their pliancy that he deigned to lie for two nights in Judas, and at a grand refection in Hall “was gracious and merrie.” Perhaps it was in lingering gratitude for such patronage that Judas remained so pious to his memory even after smug Herrenhausen had been dumped down on us for ever. Certainly, of all the Colleges none was more ardent than Judas for James Stuart. Thither it was that young Sir Harry Esson led, under cover of night, three-score recruits whom he had enlisted in the surrounding villages. The cloisters of Salt Cellar were piled with arms and stores; and on its grass—its sacred grass!—the squad was incessantly drilled, against the good day when Ormond should land his men in Devon. For a whole month Salt Cellar was a secret camp. But somehow, at length—woe to “lost causes and impossible loyalties”—Herrenhausen had wind of it; and one night, when the soldiers of the white cockade lay snoring beneath the stars, stealthily the white-faced Warden unbarred his postern—that very postern through which now Zuleika had passed on the way to her bedroom—and stealthily through it, one by one on tip-toe, came the King’s foot-guards. Not many shots rang out, nor many swords clashed, in the night air, before the trick was won for law and order. Most of the rebels were overpowered in their sleep; and those who had time to snatch arms were too dazed to make good resistance. Sir Harry Esson himself was the only one who did not live to be hanged. He had sprung up alert, sword in hand, at the first alarm, setting his back to the cloisters. There he fought calmly, ferociously, till a bullet went through his chest. “By God, this College is well-named!” were the words he uttered as he fell forward and died.

And yet, if you know the history of Oxford, you understand that this small, quiet courtyard has been part of significant events and has witnessed great passions and unusual fates. The sundial in the middle has marked the hours for more than one past king. Charles I stayed for twelve nights in Judas, and it was here, in this very courtyard, that he received the news of Chalgrove Field from a breathless, blood-stained messenger. Sixty years later, his son, James, came here, filled with threats, and from one of the back windows of the Warden’s house—maybe from the very room where Zuleika was now changing her dress—addressed the Fellows, presenting the Papist he had chosen to be their Warden instead of the Protestant they had elected. They were not as tough as the Fellows of Magdalen, who, despite the king's threats, had just turned down Bishop Farmer. The Papist was elected right then and there, without objection. You can almost picture those Fellows of Judas, huddled together around the sundial, like sheep caught in a storm. A contemporary record noted that the King’s anger was so calmed by their compliance that he graciously spent two nights in Judas and was “gracious and merry” at a grand feast in the Hall. Perhaps it was out of lingering gratitude for such treatment that Judas remained devoted to his memory even after smug Herrenhausen was imposed on them forever. Certainly, among all the Colleges, none was more passionate than Judas for James Stuart. It was here that young Sir Harry Esson led, under the cover of night, sixty recruits he had gathered from the nearby villages. The cloisters of Salt Cellar were stacked with arms and supplies; and on its grass—its sacred grass!—the group was constantly drilled, preparing for the day when Ormond would land his men in Devon. For an entire month, Salt Cellar was a secret camp. But eventually—woe to “lost causes and impossible loyalties”—Herrenhausen caught wind of it; and one night, while the soldiers of the white cockade lay asleep beneath the stars, the pale-faced Warden quietly unbarred his hidden door—that very door through which Zuleika had just passed on her way to her bedroom—and stealthily, one by one on tiptoe, the King’s footguards slipped through. Not many shots were fired, nor many swords clashed, in the night air, before law and order reclaimed the scene. Most of the rebels were captured in their sleep, and those who had time to grab weapons were too disoriented to offer strong resistance. Sir Harry Esson himself was the only one who did not live long enough to be hanged. He jumped up, sword in hand, at the first sound of alarm, bracing his back against the cloisters. There he fought calmly and fiercely until a bullet struck his chest. “By God, this College is well-named!” were the words he spoke as he fell forward and died.

Comparatively tame was the scene now being enacted in this place. The Duke, with bowed head, was pacing the path between the lawn and the cloisters. Two other undergraduates stood watching him, whispering to each other, under the archway that leads to the Front Quadrangle. Presently, in a sheepish way, they approached him. He halted and looked up.

The scene happening here now felt relatively quiet. The Duke, with his head down, was walking back and forth between the lawn and the cloisters. Two other students were watching him, quietly chatting under the archway that leads to the Front Quadrangle. After a moment, they awkwardly approached him. He stopped and looked up.

“I say,” stammered the spokesman.

"I say," the spokesperson stammered.

“Well?” asked the Duke. Both youths were slightly acquainted with him; but he was not used to being spoken to by those whom he had not first addressed. Moreover, he was loth to be thus disturbed in his sombre reverie. His manner was not encouraging.

“Well?” asked the Duke. Both young men knew him a bit; however, he wasn't used to being talked to by people he hadn't first spoken to. Also, he was reluctant to be pulled out of his gloomy thoughts. His attitude was not welcoming.

“Isn’t it a lovely day for the Eights?” faltered the spokesman.

“Isn’t it a beautiful day for the Eights?” hesitated the spokesman.

“I conceive,” the Duke said, “that you hold back some other question.”

“I believe,” the Duke said, “that you have another question in mind.”

The spokesman smiled weakly. Nudged by the other, he muttered “Ask him yourself!”

The spokesman smiled weakly. Pushed by the other, he muttered, “Ask him yourself!”

The Duke diverted his gaze to the other, who, with an angry look at the one, cleared his throat, and said “I was going to ask if you thought Miss Dobson would come and have luncheon with me to-morrow?”

The Duke shifted his gaze to the other person, who shot an angry glance at him, cleared his throat, and said, “I was going to ask if you thought Miss Dobson would join me for lunch tomorrow?”

“A sister of mine will be there,” explained the one, knowing the Duke to be a precisian.

“A sister of mine will be there,” explained the one, knowing the Duke to be a stickler for details.

“If you are acquainted with Miss Dobson, a direct invitation should be sent to her,” said the Duke. “If you are not—” The aposiopesis was icy.

“If you know Miss Dobson, a direct invitation should be sent to her,” said the Duke. “If you don’t—” The unfinished sentence was cold.

“Well, you see,” said the other of the two, “that is just the difficulty. I AM acquainted with her. But is she acquainted with ME? I met her at breakfast this morning, at the Warden’s.”

“Well, you see,” said the other of the two, “that’s the problem. I know her. But does she know ME? I ran into her at breakfast this morning, at the Warden’s.”

“So did I,” added the one.

“So did I,” added the other.

“But she—well,” continued the other, “she didn’t take much notice of us. She seemed to be in a sort of dream.”

“But she—well,” the other continued, “she didn’t really pay much attention to us. She looked like she was in a kind of daze.”

“Ah!” murmured the Duke, with melancholy interest.

“Ah!” murmured the Duke, with a wistful interest.

“The only time she opened her lips,” said the other, “was when she asked us whether we took tea or coffee.”

“The only time she spoke,” said the other, “was when she asked us whether we wanted tea or coffee.”

“She put hot milk in my tea,” volunteered the one, “and upset the cup over my hand, and smiled vaguely.”

“She put hot milk in my tea,” one of them said, “and tipped the cup over my hand, and smiled vaguely.”

“And smiled vaguely,” sighed the Duke.

“And smiled vaguely,” sighed the Duke.

“She left us long before the marmalade stage,” said the one.

“She left us a long time ago, way before the marmalade phase,” said the one.

“Without a word,” said the other.

“Without a word,” said the other.

“Without a glance?” asked the Duke. It was testified by the one and the other that there had been not so much as a glance.

“Without a glance?” the Duke asked. Both parties testified that there hadn’t been even a moment of eye contact.

“Doubtless,” the disingenuous Duke said, “she had a headache... Was she pale?”

“Of course,” the insincere Duke said, “she must have had a headache... Was she pale?”

“Very pale,” answered the one.

“Very pale,” replied the one.

“A healthy pallor,” qualified the other, who was a constant reader of novels.

“A healthy glow,” clarified the other, who was an avid reader of novels.

“Did she look,” the Duke inquired, “as if she had spent a sleepless night?”

“Did she look,” the Duke asked, “like she hadn’t slept all night?”

That was the impression made on both.

That was the impression left on both of them.

“Yet she did not seem listless or unhappy?”

“Yet she didn’t seem bored or unhappy?”

No, they would not go so far as to say that.

No, they wouldn’t go that far.

“Indeed, were her eyes of an almost unnatural brilliance?”

“Indeed, were her eyes almost unnaturally bright?”

“Quite unnatural,” confessed the one.

“Pretty unnatural,” admitted the one.

“Twin stars,” interpolated the other.

"Double stars," interjected the other.

“Did she, in fact, seem to be consumed by some inward rapture?”

“Did she actually seem to be overwhelmed by some inner bliss?”

Yes, now they came to think of it, this was exactly how she HAD seemed.

Yes, now that they thought about it, this was exactly how she had seemed.

It was sweet, it was bitter, for the Duke. “I remember,” Zuleika had said to him, “nothing that happened to me this morning till I found myself at your door.” It was bitter-sweet to have that outline filled in by these artless pencils. No, it was only bitter, to be, at his time of life, living in the past.

It was sweet, it was bitter, for the Duke. “I remember,” Zuleika had said to him, “nothing that happened to me this morning until I found myself at your door.” It was bittersweet to have that memory filled in by these simple drawings. No, it was only bitter to be, at his age, still living in the past.

“The purpose of your tattle?” he asked coldly.

“The reason for your gossip?” he asked coldly.

The two youths hurried to the point from which he had diverted them. “When she went by with you just now,” said the one, “she evidently didn’t know us from Adam.”

The two young men rushed back to the spot where he had led them away. “When she walked by with you just now,” said one, “she clearly didn’t recognize us at all.”

“And I had so hoped to ask her to luncheon,” said the other.

“And I really wanted to invite her to lunch,” said the other.

“Well?”

"What's up?"

“Well, we wondered if you would re-introduce us. And then perhaps...”

“Well, we were wondering if you could reintroduce us. And then maybe...”

There was a pause. The Duke was touched to kindness for these fellow-lovers. He would fain preserve them from the anguish that beset himself. So humanising is sorrow.

There was a pause. The Duke felt a surge of kindness for these fellow lovers. He wanted to spare them from the pain that tormented him. Sorrow has a way of making us more human.

“You are in love with Miss Dobson?” he asked.

"You love Miss Dobson?" he asked.

Both nodded.

Both agreed.

“Then,” said he, “you will in time be thankful to me for not affording you further traffic with that lady. To love and be scorned—does Fate hold for us a greater inconvenience? You think I beg the question? Let me tell you that I, too, love Miss Dobson, and that she scorns me.”

“Then,” he said, “you’ll eventually thank me for not letting you keep in touch with that woman. To love and be rejected—does Fate offer us a bigger inconvenience? Do you think I’m dodging the issue? Let me tell you that I, too, love Miss Dobson, and she rejects me.”

To the implied question “What chance would there be for you?” the reply was obvious.

To the implied question, “What chance do you have?” the answer was clear.

Amazed, abashed, the two youths turned on their heels.

Amazed and embarrassed, the two young men quickly turned around.

“Stay!” said the Duke. “Let me, in justice to myself, correct an inference you may have drawn. It is not by reason of any defect in myself, perceived or imagined, that Miss Dobson scorns me. She scorns me simply because I love her. All who love her she scorns. To see her is to love her. Therefore shut your eyes to her. Strictly exclude her from your horizon. Ignore her. Will you do this?”

“Stay!” said the Duke. “Let me, to be fair to myself, correct any conclusion you might have made. It’s not because of any flaw in myself, real or imagined, that Miss Dobson looks down on me. She looks down on me simply because I love her. Everyone who loves her is scorned by her. To see her is to love her. So, close your eyes to her. Keep her completely out of your sight. Ignore her. Will you do this?”

“We will try,” said the one, after a pause.

“We'll give it a shot,” said one of them after a moment.

“Thank you very much,” added the other.

“Thank you so much,” added the other.

The Duke watched them out of sight. He wished he could take the good advice he had given them... Suppose he did take it! Suppose he went to the Bursar, obtained an exeat, fled straight to London! What just humiliation for Zuleika to come down and find her captive gone! He pictured her staring around the quadrangle, ranging the cloisters, calling to him. He pictured her rustling to the gate of the College, inquiring at the porter’s lodge. “His Grace, Miss, he passed through a minute ago. He’s going down this afternoon.”

The Duke watched them disappear. He wished he could follow the good advice he’d given them... What if he actually did it? What if he went to the Bursar, got an exeat, and fled straight to London? What a humiliation it would be for Zuleika to come down and find her captive gone! He imagined her looking around the quadrangle, searching the cloisters, calling for him. He saw her rustling to the gate of the College, asking at the porter’s lodge. “His Grace, Miss, he just left a minute ago. He’s heading out this afternoon.”

Yet, even while his fancy luxuriated in this scheme, he well knew that he would not accomplish anything of the kind—knew well that he would wait here humbly, eagerly, even though Zuleika lingered over her toilet till crack o’ doom. He had no desire that was not centred in her. Take away his love for her, and what remained? Nothing—though only in the past twenty-four hours had this love been added to him. Ah, why had he ever seen her? He thought of his past, its cold splendour and insouciance. But he knew that for him there was no returning. His boats were burnt. The Cytherean babes had set their torches to that flotilla, and it had blazed like match-wood. On the isle of the enchantress he was stranded for ever. For ever stranded on the isle of an enchantress who would have nothing to do with him! What, he wondered, should be done in so piteous a quandary? There seemed to be two courses. One was to pine slowly and painfully away. The other...

Yet, even while his imagination indulged in this plan, he knew he wouldn’t achieve anything like it—he understood that he would wait here humbly, eagerly, even if Zuleika took her time getting ready until the end of days. His only desire was focused on her. Take away his love for her, and what was left? Nothing—though this love had only been added to his life in the past twenty-four hours. Ah, why had he ever laid eyes on her? He reflected on his past, its cold beauty and carefree nature. But he realized there was no going back for him. His bridges were burned. The lovesick cherubs had set fire to that fleet, and it had gone up in flames like kindling. On the island of the enchantress, he was stranded forever. Forever stuck on the island of an enchantress who wanted nothing to do with him! What, he wondered, should be done in such a tragic situation? There appeared to be two options. One was to slowly and painfully waste away. The other...

Academically, the Duke had often reasoned that a man for whom life holds no chance of happiness cannot too quickly shake life off. Now, of a sudden, there was for that theory a vivid application.

Academically, the Duke had often reasoned that a man who sees no chance of happiness in life can’t easily let go of it. Now, suddenly, there was a clear example of that theory.

“Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer” was not a point by which he, “more an antique Roman than a Dane,” was at all troubled. Never had he given ear to that cackle which is called Public Opinion. The judgment of his peers—this, he had often told himself, was the sole arbitrage he could submit to; but then, who was to be on the bench? Peerless, he was irresponsible—the captain of his soul, the despot of his future. No injunction but from himself would he bow to; and his own injunctions—so little Danish was he—had always been peremptory and lucid. Lucid and peremptory, now, the command he issued to himself.

“Whether it’s nobler in the mind to suffer” was not something that bothered him, “more of an ancient Roman than a Dane.” He had never paid attention to that noise called Public Opinion. The judgment of his peers—he often told himself this was the only authority he could accept; but then, who would be sitting in judgment? Without peers, he was unaccountable—the captain of his own soul, the dictator of his future. He would bow to no authority but his own; and his own commands—so little Danish was he—had always been clear and decisive. Clear and decisive, now, was the command he gave himself.

“So sorry to have been so long,” carolled a voice from above. The Duke looked up. “I’m all but ready,” said Zuleika at her window.

“So sorry to keep you waiting,” chimed a voice from above. The Duke looked up. “I’m almost ready,” said Zuleika from her window.

That brief apparition changed the colour of his resolve. He realised that to die for love of this lady would be no mere measure of precaution, or counsel of despair. It would be in itself a passionate indulgence—a fiery rapture, not to be foregone. What better could he ask than to die for his love? Poor indeed seemed to him now the sacrament of marriage beside the sacrament of death. Death was incomparably the greater, the finer soul. Death was the one true bridal.

That brief appearance changed the whole nature of his determination. He realized that dying for the love of this woman wouldn’t just be a precautionary measure or an act of desperation. It would be a passionate embrace—a fiery ecstasy that he couldn’t forgo. What could be better than to die for his love? The idea of marriage now seemed insignificant compared to the sacrament of death. Death was undeniably greater, a more noble union. Death was the one true wedding.

He flung back his head, spread wide his arms, quickened his pace almost to running speed. Ah, he would win his bride before the setting of the sun. He knew not by what means he would win her. Enough that even now, full-hearted, fleet-footed, he was on his way to her, and that she heard him coming.

He threw his head back, stretched out his arms, and picked up his speed to almost a run. Ah, he would win his bride before sunset. He didn’t know how he would do it, but it was enough that even now, full of energy and moving fast, he was on his way to her, and she could hear him coming.

When Zuleika, a vision in vaporous white, came out through the postern, she wondered why he was walking at so remarkable a pace. To him, wildly expressing in his movement the thought within him, she appeared as his awful bride. With a cry of joy, he bounded towards her, and would have caught her in his arms, had she not stepped nimbly aside.

When Zuleika, looking like a dream in flowing white, came out through the small gate, she wondered why he was walking so fast. To him, showing his feelings through his movements, she seemed like his terrifying bride. With a shout of joy, he rushed toward her and would have grabbed her in his arms if she hadn't quickly stepped aside.

“Forgive me!” he said, after a pause. “It was a mistake—an idiotic mistake of identity. I thought you were...”

“Forgive me!” he said, after a pause. “It was a mistake—an idiotic mistake of identity. I thought you were...”

Zuleika, rigid, asked “Have I many doubles?”

Zuleika, stiff, asked, “Do I have many doubles?”

“You know well that in all the world is none so blest as to be like you. I can only say that I was over-wrought. I can only say that it shall not occur again.”

“You know very well that no one in the world is as fortunate as you. I can only say I was overwhelmed. I can only promise that it won't happen again.”

She was very angry indeed. Of his penitence there could be no doubt. But there are outrages for which no penitence can atone. This seemed to be one of them. Her first impulse was to dismiss the Duke forthwith and for ever. But she wanted to show herself at the races. And she could not go alone. And except the Duke there was no one to take her. True, there was the concert to-night; and she could show herself there to advantage; but she wanted ALL Oxford to see her—see her NOW.

She was really furious. There was no doubt about his remorse. But some wrongs are beyond forgiveness. This seemed to be one of those cases. Her initial reaction was to kick the Duke out immediately and for good. But she wanted to be seen at the races. And she couldn't go alone. Aside from the Duke, there was no one else to take her. Sure, there was the concert that night, and she could make an appearance there too, but she wanted ALL of Oxford to see her—see her NOW.

“I am forgiven?” he asked. In her, I am afraid, self-respect outweighed charity. “I will try,” she said merely, “to forget what you have done.” Motioning him to her side, she opened her parasol, and signified her readiness to start.

“I’m forgiven?” he asked. In her, I’m afraid, self-respect outweighed compassion. “I’ll try,” she said simply, “to forget what you’ve done.” Motioning him to her side, she opened her parasol and indicated she was ready to go.

They passed together across the vast gravelled expanse of the Front Quadrangle. In the porch of the College there were, as usual, some chained-up dogs, patiently awaiting their masters. Zuleika, of course, did not care for dogs. One has never known a good man to whom dogs were not dear; but many of the best women have no such fondness. You will find that the woman who is really kind to dogs is always one who has failed to inspire sympathy in men. For the attractive woman, dogs are mere dumb and restless brutes—possibly dangerous, certainly soulless. Yet will coquetry teach her to caress any dog in the presence of a man enslaved by her. Even Zuleika, it seems, was not above this rather obvious device for awaking envy. Be sure she did not at all like the look of the very big bulldog who was squatting outside the porter’s lodge. Perhaps, but for her present anger, she would not have stooped endearingly down to him, as she did, cooing over him and trying to pat his head. Alas, her pretty act was a failure. The bulldog cowered away from her, horrifically grimacing. This was strange. Like the majority of his breed, Corker (for such was his name) had ever been wistful to be noticed by any one—effusively grateful for every word or pat, an ever-ready wagger and nuzzler, to none ineffable. No beggar, no burglar, had ever been rebuffed by this catholic beast. But he drew the line at Zuleika.

They walked together across the expansive gravel area of the Front Quadrangle. In the College porch, there were, as usual, some chained dogs patiently waiting for their owners. Zuleika, of course, didn't like dogs. You never see a good man who doesn't love dogs; yet many of the best women aren't fond of them. The woman who genuinely cares for dogs often finds it hard to earn sympathy from men. For an attractive woman, dogs are just noisy and restless animals—possibly dangerous, definitely soulless. However, she'll playfully act affectionate towards any dog in front of a man captivated by her charm. Even Zuleika, it seems, wasn't above using this obvious tactic to stir jealousy. She definitely didn't like the look of the huge bulldog sitting outside the porter’s lodge. Maybe if she weren't so angry at the moment, she wouldn't have playfully bent down to him like she did, cooing and trying to pat his head. Unfortunately, her cute gesture backfired. The bulldog shrank away from her, making a horrific face. This was odd. Like most of his breed, Corker (that was his name) had always longed for attention from anyone—gratefully responding to every word or pat, ever ready to wag his tail and nuzzle, leaving no one unacknowledged. No beggar, no thief, had ever pushed this friendly creature away. But he drew the line at Zuleika.

Seldom is even a fierce bulldog heard to growl. Yet Corker growled at Zuleika.

Seldom does even a fierce bulldog growl. Yet Corker growled at Zuleika.





VII

The Duke did not try to break the stony silence in which Zuleika walked. Her displeasure was a luxury to him, for it was so soon to be dispelled. A little while, and she would be hating herself for her pettiness. Here was he, going to die for her; and here was she, blaming him for a breach of manners. Decidedly, the slave had the whip-hand. He stole a sidelong look at her, and could not repress a smile. His features quickly composed themselves. The Triumph of Death must not be handled as a cheap score. He wanted to die because he would thereby so poignantly consummate his love, express it so completely, once and for all... And she—who could say that she, knowing what he had done, might not, illogically, come to love him? Perhaps she would devote her life to mourning him. He saw her bending over his tomb, in beautiful humble curves, under a starless sky, watering the violets with her tears.

The Duke didn't try to break the thick silence that Zuleika walked in. Her unhappiness was like a luxury to him, because it was about to fade. Soon, she would be regretting her pettiness. Here he was, ready to die for her, and she was blaming him for bad manners. Clearly, the one who was supposed to be in control was not. He stole a glance at her and couldn’t help but smile. He quickly masked his expression. The Triumph of Death shouldn't be treated like some cheap trick. He wanted to die because it would so profoundly complete his love, express it fully, once and for all... And she—who could say that, knowing what he had done, she might not, in some illogical way, come to love him? Maybe she would spend the rest of her life mourning him. He imagined her leaning over his grave, in graceful humble lines, under a starless sky, watering the violets with her tears.

Shades of Novalis and Friedrich Schlegel and other despicable maunderers! He brushed them aside. He would be practical. The point was, when and how to die? Time: the sooner the better. Manner:.. less easy to determine. He must not die horribly, nor without dignity. The manner of the Roman philosophers? But the only kind of bath which an undergraduate can command is a hip-bath. Stay! there was the river. Drowning (he had often heard) was a rather pleasant sensation. And to the river he was even now on his way.

Shades of Novalis and Friedrich Schlegel and other annoying ramblers! He dismissed them. He needed to be practical. The question was, when and how should he die? Time: the sooner, the better. Manner:... less easy to figure out. He didn't want to die in a horrific way or without dignity. The way of the Roman philosophers? But the only kind of bath an undergrad can manage is a hip-bath. Wait! There was the river. Drowning (he had often heard) was a pretty pleasant feeling. And he was already on his way to the river.

It troubled him that he could swim. Twice, indeed, from his yacht, he had swum the Hellespont. And how about the animal instinct of self-preservation, strong even in despair? No matter! His soul’s set purpose would subdue that. The law of gravitation that brings one to the surface? There his very skill in swimming would help him. He would swim under water, along the river-bed, swim till he found weeds to cling to, weird strong weeds that he would coil round him, exulting faintly...

It bothered him that he could swim. Twice, in fact, from his yacht, he had swum across the Hellespont. And what about the basic instinct of self-preservation, which is strong even in despair? It didn’t matter! His determined purpose would overcome that. The law of gravity that pulls one to the surface? His skill in swimming would actually help him with that. He would swim underwater, along the riverbed, until he found weeds to hold onto—strange, strong weeds that he would wrap around himself, feeling a faint sense of triumph...

As they turned into Radcliffe Square, the Duke’s ear caught the sound of a far-distant gun. He started, and looked up at the clock of St. Mary’s. Half-past four! The boats had started.

As they entered Radcliffe Square, the Duke heard the distant sound of a gun. He jumped and looked up at the clock of St. Mary’s. Half-past four! The boats had set off.

He had heard that whenever a woman was to blame for a disappointment, the best way to avoid a scene was to inculpate oneself. He did not wish Zuleika to store up yet more material for penitence. And so “I am sorry,” he said. “That gun—did you hear it? It was the signal for the race. I shall never forgive myself.”

He had heard that whenever a woman was to blame for a disappointment, the best way to avoid a confrontation was to take the blame himself. He didn’t want Zuleika to have even more reasons to feel guilty. So he said, “I’m sorry. That gun—did you hear it? It was the signal for the race. I’ll never forgive myself.”

“Then we shan’t see the race at all?” cried Zuleika.

“Then we won’t see the race at all?” cried Zuleika.

“It will be over, alas, before we are near the river. All the people will be coming back through the meadows.”

“It will be over, unfortunately, before we even reach the river. Everyone will be coming back through the fields.”

“Let us meet them.”

“Let’s meet them.”

“Meet a torrent? Let us have tea in my rooms and go down quietly for the other Division.”

“Run into a storm? Let’s have tea in my place and quietly head down for the other Division.”

“Let us go straight on.”

"Let's keep going."

Through the square, across the High, down Grove Street, they passed. The Duke looked up at the tower of Merton, “os oupot authis alla nyn paunstaton.” Strange that to-night it would still be standing here, in all its sober and solid beauty—still be gazing, over the roofs and chimneys, at the tower of Magdalen, its rightful bride. Through untold centuries of the future it would stand thus, gaze thus. He winced. Oxford walls have a way of belittling us; and the Duke was loth to regard his doom as trivial.

Through the square, across High Street, down Grove Street, they went. The Duke looked up at the tower of Merton, “That's just how it is tonight.” It was strange that tonight it still stood there, in all its sober and solid beauty—still gazing over the roofs and chimneys at the tower of Magdalen, its true match. For countless centuries in the future, it would stand like this, gazing like this. He winced. Oxford walls have a way of making us feel small; and the Duke was reluctant to see his fate as insignificant.

Aye, by all minerals we are mocked. Vegetables, yearly deciduous, are far more sympathetic. The lilac and laburnum, making lovely now the railed pathway to Christ Church meadow, were all a-swaying and a-nodding to the Duke as he passed by. “Adieu, adieu, your Grace,” they were whispering. “We are very sorry for you—very sorry indeed. We never dared suppose you would predecease us. We think your death a very great tragedy. Adieu! Perhaps we shall meet in another world—that is, if the members of the animal kingdom have immortal souls, as we have.”

Sure, here’s the modernized text: Yes, by all that’s natural, we are being ridiculed. Plants, which shed their leaves every year, are much more understanding. The lilac and laburnum, beautifully decorating the fenced pathway to Christ Church meadow, were swaying and nodding as the Duke walked by. “Goodbye, goodbye, your Grace,” they seemed to whisper. “We feel very sorry for you—truly sorry. We never thought you would leave us first. We believe your passing is a huge tragedy. Farewell! Maybe we’ll meet again in another world—if the members of the animal kingdom have immortal souls like we do.”

The Duke was little versed in their language; yet, as he passed between these gently garrulous blooms, he caught at least the drift of their salutation, and smiled a vague but courteous acknowledgment, to the right and the left alternately, creating a very favourable impression.

The Duke didn't know much of their language; however, as he walked among these softly chattering flowers, he understood at least the gist of their greeting and smiled a vague but polite acknowledgment, alternating between the right and the left, making a very good impression.

No doubt, the young elms lining the straight way to the barges had seen him coming; but any whispers of their leaves were lost in the murmur of the crowd returning from the race. Here, at length, came the torrent of which the Duke had spoken; and Zuleika’s heart rose at it. Here was Oxford! From side to side the avenue was filled with a dense procession of youths—youths interspersed with maidens whose parasols were as flotsam and jetsam on a seething current of straw hats. Zuleika neither quickened nor slackened her advance. But brightlier and brightlier shone her eyes.

No doubt, the young elms lining the straight path to the barges had noticed him coming; but any whispers from their leaves were drowned out by the buzz of the crowd coming back from the race. Finally, here came the flood that the Duke had mentioned; and Zuleika’s heart lifted at the sight. Here was Oxford! The avenue was packed with a thick stream of young men—young men mixed with young women whose parasols floated like debris on a swirling sea of straw hats. Zuleika neither hurried nor slowed her pace. But her eyes sparkled brighter and brighter.

The vanguard of the procession was pausing now, swaying, breaking at sight of her. She passed, imperial, through the way cloven for her. All a-down the avenue, the throng parted as though some great invisible comb were being drawn through it. The few youths who had already seen Zuleika, and by whom her beauty had been bruited throughout the University, were lost in a new wonder, so incomparably fairer was she than the remembered vision. And the rest hardly recognised her from the descriptions, so incomparably fairer was the reality than the hope.

The front of the procession was stopping now, swaying, parting at the sight of her. She moved through the space cleared for her like royalty. All along the avenue, the crowd split as if some huge invisible comb were being drawn through it. The few guys who had already seen Zuleika, and by whom her beauty had been talked about all over the University, were stunned by a new amazement, as she was so much more stunning than they had remembered. The others barely recognized her based on the descriptions, as the reality was so much more beautiful than they had hoped for.

She passed among them. None questioned the worthiness of her escort. Could I give you better proof the awe in which our Duke was held? Any man is glad to be seen escorting a very pretty woman. He thinks it adds to his prestige. Whereas, in point of fact, his fellow-men are saying merely “Who’s that appalling fellow with her?” or “Why does she go about with that ass So-and-So?” Such cavil may in part be envy. But it is a fact that no man, howsoever graced, can shine in juxtaposition to a very pretty woman. The Duke himself cut a poor figure beside Zuleika. Yet not one of all the undergraduates felt she could have made a wiser choice.

She walked among them. No one questioned the worth of her escort. Can I give you better proof of how much our Duke was respected? Every guy is happy to be seen with a really attractive woman. He thinks it boosts his status. But in reality, the other men are just thinking, “Who’s that awful guy with her?” or “Why is she with that loser So-and-So?” Some of this criticism might stem from jealousy. But the truth is, no man, no matter how distinguished, can stand out next to a very pretty woman. The Duke himself looked bad next to Zuleika. Yet not one of the undergraduates thought she could have made a better choice.

She swept among them. Her own intrinsic radiance was not all that flashed from her. She was a moving reflector and refractor of all the rays of all the eyes that mankind had turned on her. Her mien told the story of her days. Bright eyes, light feet—she trod erect from a vista whose glare was dazzling to all beholders. She swept among them, a miracle, overwhelming, breath-bereaving. Nothing at all like her had ever been seen in Oxford.

She moved among them. Her own inner light was just one of the many things shining from her. She reflected and refracted all the gazes humanity had aimed at her. Her appearance revealed the history of her life. Bright eyes, light feet—she walked tall from a view that was blinding to everyone watching. She glided among them, a miracle, overwhelming, breathtaking. Nothing like her had ever been seen in Oxford.

Mainly architectural, the beauties of Oxford. True, the place is no longer one-sexed. There are the virguncules of Somerville and Lady Margaret’s Hall; but beauty and the lust for learning have yet to be allied. There are the innumerable wives and daughters around the Parks, running in and out of their little red-brick villas; but the indignant shade of celibacy seems to have called down on the dons a Nemesis which precludes them from either marrying beauty or begetting it. (From the Warden’s son, that unhappy curate, Zuleika inherited no tittle of her charm. Some of it, there is no doubt, she did inherit from the circus-rider who was her mother.)

Mainly architectural, the beauty of Oxford. It’s true, the place isn't just for men anymore. There are the girls from Somerville and Lady Margaret’s Hall; but beauty and the desire for knowledge still haven’t come together. There are countless wives and daughters around the Parks, coming in and out of their little red-brick houses; but the bitter shade of celibacy seems to have brought down on the professors a fate that keeps them from either marrying beauty or creating it. (From the Warden’s son, that unfortunate curate, Zuleika inherited none of her charm. Some of it, without a doubt, she did get from the circus rider who was her mother.)

But the casual feminine visitors? Well, the sisters and cousins of an undergraduate seldom seem more passable to his comrades than to himself. Altogether, the instinct of sex is not pandered to in Oxford. It is not, however, as it may once have been, dormant. The modern importation of samples of femininity serves to keep it alert, though not to gratify it. A like result is achieved by another modern development—photography. The undergraduate may, and usually does, surround himself with photographs of pretty ladies known to the public. A phantom harem! Yet the houris have an effect on their sultan. Surrounded both by plain women of flesh and blood and by beauteous women on pasteboard, the undergraduate is the easiest victim of living loveliness—is as a fire ever well and truly laid, amenable to a spark. And if the spark be such a flaring torch as Zuleika?—marvel not, reader, at the conflagration.

But the casual female visitors? Well, the sisters and cousins of an undergraduate rarely seem more appealing to his friends than to him. Overall, the instinct for sex isn't indulged at Oxford. It isn't, however, as it may have been in the past, entirely dormant. The recent arrival of various types of femininity keeps it active, though it doesn't satisfy it. A similar effect comes from another modern trend—photography. The undergraduate may and usually does surround himself with pictures of attractive women known to the public. A phantom harem! Yet these houris have an impact on their sultan. Surrounded by both ordinary women of flesh and blood and beautiful women on cardboard, the undergraduate is an easy target for real beauty—like a fire always ready, just waiting for a spark. And if that spark happens to be a bright flame like Zuleika?—don't be surprised, reader, at the blaze.

Not only was the whole throng of youths drawing asunder before her: much of it, as she passed, was forming up in her wake. Thus, with the confluence of two masses—one coming away from the river, the other returning to it—chaos seethed around her and the Duke before they were half-way along the avenue. Behind them, and on either side of them, the people were crushed inextricably together, swaying and surging this way and that. “Help!” cried many a shrill feminine voice. “Don’t push!” “Let me out!” “You brute!” “Save me, save me!” Many ladies fainted, whilst their escorts, supporting them and protecting them as best they could, peered over the heads of their fellows for one glimpse of the divine Miss Dobson. Yet for her and the Duke, in the midst of the terrific compress, there was space enough. In front of them, as by a miracle of deference, a way still cleared itself. They reached the end of the avenue without a pause in their measured progress. Nor even when they turned to the left, along the rather narrow path beside the barges, was there any obstacle to their advance. Passing evenly forward, they alone were cool, unhustled, undishevelled.

Not only was the crowd of young people parting before her, but a lot of them were also gathering behind her as she moved. So, with two groups merging—one coming away from the river and the other heading back to it—chaos swirled around her and the Duke before they were even halfway down the avenue. Behind them and on either side, the people were packed tightly together, swaying and pushing in all directions. “Help!” shouted many high-pitched female voices. “Don’t push!” “Let me out!” “You brute!” “Save me, save me!” Many women fainted, while their escorts struggled to support and protect them, trying to catch a glimpse of the magnificent Miss Dobson. Yet for her and the Duke, even in the midst of this overwhelming crowd, there was plenty of space. Ahead of them, as if by some miracle of respect, a path continued to clear. They reached the end of the avenue without breaking their steady stride. Even when they turned left onto the narrow path beside the barges, there was no hindrance to their progress. Moving forward smoothly, they remained calm, unbothered, and composed.

The Duke was so rapt in his private thoughts that he was hardly conscious of the strange scene. And as for Zuleika, she, as well she might be, was in the very best of good humours.

The Duke was so absorbed in his own thoughts that he barely noticed the unusual scene. As for Zuleika, she was, understandably, in the best of moods.

“What a lot of house-boats!” she exclaimed. “Are you going to take me on to one of them?”

“What a lot of houseboats!” she exclaimed. “Are you going to take me to one of them?”

The Duke started. Already they were alongside the Judas barge. “Here,” he said, “is our goal.”

The Duke jumped. They were already next to the Judas barge. “Here,” he said, “is our destination.”

He stepped through the gate of the railings, out upon the plank, and offered her his hand.

He stepped through the gate in the railing, onto the plank, and offered her his hand.

She looked back. The young men in the vanguard were crushing their shoulders against the row behind them, to stay the oncoming host. She had half a mind to go back through the midst of them; but she really did want her tea, and she followed the Duke on to the barge, and under his auspices climbed the steps to the roof.

She looked back. The young men at the front were pushing their shoulders against the row behind them to hold back the approaching crowd. She considered going back through them, but she really wanted her tea, so she followed the Duke onto the barge and, with his help, climbed the steps to the roof.

It looked very cool and gay, this roof, under its awning of red and white stripes. Nests of red and white flowers depended along either side of it. Zuleika moved to the side which commanded a view of the bank. She leaned her arms on the balustrade, and gazed down.

It looked really stylish and cheerful, this roof, under its awning of red and white stripes. Bunches of red and white flowers hung down along both sides of it. Zuleika moved to the side that had a view of the bank. She leaned her arms on the railing and looked down.

The crowd stretched as far as she could see—a vista of faces upturned to her. Suddenly it hove forward. Its vanguard was swept irresistibly past the barge—swept by the desire of the rest to see her at closer quarters. Such was the impetus that the vision for each man was but a lightning-flash: he was whirled past, struggling, almost before his brain took the message of his eyes.

The crowd extended as far as she could see—an array of faces looking up at her. Suddenly, it surged forward. The front of the crowd was pulled irresistibly past the barge—driven by the rest's eagerness to see her up close. The force was so strong that each person's glimpse felt like just a flash: they were swept by so quickly, struggling, that they barely registered what their eyes were showing them.

Those who were Judas men made frantic efforts to board the barge, trying to hurl themselves through the gate in the railings; but they were swept vainly on.

Those who were Judas's men desperately tried to get onto the barge, attempting to throw themselves through the gate in the railings; but they were swept away in vain.

Presently the torrent began to slacken, became a mere river, a mere procession of youths staring up rather shyly.

Currently, the rush of water started to ease, turning into just a river, a simple line of young people looking up a bit shyly.

Before the last stragglers had marched by, Zuleika moved away to the other side of the roof, and, after a glance at the sunlit river, sank into one of the wicker chairs, and asked the Duke to look less disagreeable and to give her some tea.

Before the last few stragglers had passed, Zuleika walked over to the other side of the roof, glancing at the sunlit river before settling into one of the wicker chairs. She asked the Duke to look less grumpy and to get her some tea.

Among others hovering near the little buffet were the two youths whose parley with the Duke I have recorded.

Among those gathered around the small buffet were the two young men who spoke with the Duke, as I have mentioned.

Zuleika was aware of the special persistence of their gaze. When the Duke came back with her cup, she asked him who they were. He replied, truthfully enough, that their names were unknown to him.

Zuleika noticed the intense way they were staring at her. When the Duke returned with her cup, she asked him who they were. He honestly replied that he didn’t know their names.

“Then,” she said, “ask them their names, and introduce them to me.”

"Then," she said, "ask them their names and introduce them to me."

“No,” said the Duke, sinking into the chair beside her. “That I shall not do. I am your victim: not your pander. Those two men stand on the threshold of a possibly useful and agreeable career. I am not going to trip them up for you.”

“No,” said the Duke, sinking into the chair beside her. “I’m not doing that. I’m your victim, not your accomplice. Those two guys are on the verge of a potentially good and enjoyable career. I’m not going to sabotage them for you.”

“I am not sure,” said Zuleika, “that you are very polite. Certainly you are foolish. It is natural for boys to fall in love. If these two are in love with me, why not let them talk to me? It were an experience on which they would always look back with romantic pleasure. They may never see me again. Why grudge them this little thing?” She sipped her tea. “As for tripping them up on a threshold—that is all nonsense. What harm has unrequited love ever done to anybody?” She laughed. “Look at ME! When I came to your rooms this morning, thinking I loved in vain, did I seem one jot the worse for it? Did I look different?”

“I’m not sure,” Zuleika said, “that you’re very polite. You’re definitely foolish. It’s natural for boys to fall in love. If these two are in love with me, why shouldn’t they talk to me? It would be an experience they’d always remember with a sense of romance. They might never see me again. Why deny them this small pleasure?” She took a sip of her tea. “As for tripping them up at the threshold—that’s just nonsense. What harm has unrequited love ever caused anyone?” She laughed. “Look at ME! When I came to your place this morning, thinking I loved in vain, did I seem any worse for it? Did I look different?”

“You looked, I am bound to say, nobler, more spiritual.”

“You looked, I have to say, more noble and more spiritual.”

“More spiritual?” she exclaimed. “Do you mean I looked tired or ill?”

“More spiritual?” she exclaimed. “Are you saying I looked tired or sick?”

“No, you seemed quite fresh. But then, you are singular. You are no criterion.”

“No, you seemed really lively. But then, you’re one of a kind. You’re not a standard.”

“You mean you can’t judge those two young men by me? Well, I am only a woman, of course. I have heard of women, no longer young, wasting away because no man loved them. I have often heard of a young woman fretting because some particular young man didn’t love her. But I never heard of her wasting away. Certainly a young man doesn’t waste away for love of some particular young woman. He very soon makes love to some other one. If his be an ardent nature, the quicker his transition. All the most ardent of my past adorers have married. Will you put my cup down, please?”

“You mean you can’t judge those two young men by me? Well, I’m just a woman, of course. I’ve heard of older women wasting away because no man loved them. I’ve often heard of a young woman worrying because some specific young man didn’t love her. But I’ve never heard of her wasting away. A young man definitely doesn’t waste away for love of some particular young woman. He quickly moves on to someone else. If he’s passionate, he switches even faster. All the most passionate guys I’ve liked in the past have gotten married. Can you please put my cup down?”

“Past?” echoed the Duke, as he placed her cup on the floor. “Have any of your lovers ceased to love you?”

“Past?” echoed the Duke, as he set her cup on the floor. “Have any of your lovers stopped loving you?”

“Ah no, no; not in retrospect. I remain their ideal, and all that, of course. They cherish the thought of me. They see the world in terms of me. But I am an inspiration, not an obsession; a glow, not a blight.”

“Ah no, no; not looking back. I’m their ideal, and all that, of course. They hold my memory dear. They view the world through my lens. But I am an inspiration, not an obsession; a light, not a curse.”

“You don’t believe in the love that corrodes, the love that ruins?”

“You don’t believe in the kind of love that eats away at you, the love that destroys?”

“No,” laughed Zuleika.

“No,” Zuleika laughed.

“You have never dipped into the Greek pastoral poets, nor sampled the Elizabethan sonneteers?”

“You've never read the Greek pastoral poets or tried out the Elizabethan sonneteers?”

“No, never. You will think me lamentably crude: my experience of life has been drawn from life itself.”

“No, never. You’ll probably think I’m sadly unsophisticated: my experience of life comes straight from real life.”

“Yet often you talk as though you had read rather much. Your way of speech has what is called ‘the literary flavour’.”

“Yet often you speak as if you’ve read quite a bit. Your way of talking has what’s known as ‘a literary flair.’”

“Ah, that is an unfortunate trick which I caught from a writer, a Mr. Beerbohm, who once sat next to me at dinner somewhere. I can’t break myself of it. I assure you I hardly ever open a book. Of life, though, my experience has been very wide. Brief? But I suppose the soul of man during the past two or three years has been much as it was in the reign of Queen Elizabeth and of—whoever it was that reigned over the Greek pastures. And I daresay the modern poets are making the same old silly distortions. But forgive me,” she added gently, “perhaps you yourself are a poet?”

“Ah, that's an unfortunate habit I picked up from a writer, Mr. Beerbohm, who once sat next to me at dinner somewhere. I can’t seem to shake it. I assure you I hardly ever open a book. However, my experiences in life have been quite broad. Brief? But I guess the essence of humanity over the last couple of years has been pretty much the same as it was during the reign of Queen Elizabeth and—whoever ruled over the Greek countryside. And I’m sure the modern poets are creating the same old silly distortions. But forgive me,” she added gently, “maybe you’re a poet yourself?”

“Only since yesterday,” answered the Duke (not less unfairly to himself than to Roger Newdigate and Thomas Gaisford). And he felt he was especially a dramatic poet. All the while that she had been sitting by him here, talking so glibly, looking so straight into his eyes, flashing at him so many pretty gestures, it was the sense of tragic irony that prevailed in him—that sense which had stirred in him, and been repressed, on the way from Judas. He knew that she was making her effect consciously for the other young men by whom the roof of the barge was now thronged. Him alone she seemed to observe. By her manner, she might have seemed to be making love to him. He envied the men she was so deliberately making envious—the men whom, in her undertone to him, she was really addressing. But he did take comfort in the irony. Though she used him as a stalking-horse, he, after all, was playing with her as a cat plays with a mouse. While she chattered on, without an inkling that he was no ordinary lover, and coaxing him to present two quite ordinary young men to her, he held over her the revelation that he for love of her was about to die.

“Only since yesterday,” the Duke replied (not just unfair to himself but also to Roger Newdigate and Thomas Gaisford). He felt he was especially a dramatic poet. All the while she had been sitting by him, chatting so smoothly, looking straight into his eyes, showing him so many charming gestures, he was overwhelmed by a sense of tragic irony—that feeling that had stirred in him and been suppressed on the way from Judas. He knew she was intentionally making an impression on the other young men who crowded the roof of the barge. It was only him she seemed to notice. By her behavior, it might have looked like she was flirting with him. He envied the men she was obviously trying to make jealous—the men she was really talking to in her low voice. Yet he found some comfort in the irony. While she was using him as a decoy, he was, after all, toying with her like a cat plays with a mouse. As she kept chatting away, not realizing he was no ordinary lover, and urging him to introduce her to two completely ordinary young men, he held over her the secret that he was about to die for love of her.

And, while he drank in the radiance of her beauty, he heard her chattering on. “So you see,” she was saying, “it couldn’t do those young men any harm. Suppose unrequited love IS anguish: isn’t the discipline wholesome? Suppose I AM a sort of furnace: shan’t I purge, refine, temper? Those two boys are but scorched from here. That is horrid; and what good will it do them?” She laid a hand on his arm. “Cast them into the furnace for their own sake, dear Duke! Or cast one of them, or,” she added, glancing round at the throng, “any one of these others!”

And as he absorbed her stunning beauty, he listened to her chatter on. “So, you see,” she said, “it wouldn’t hurt those young men at all. Let’s say unrequited love is painful: isn't the experience beneficial? Let’s say I am like a furnace: won’t I purify, refine, and strengthen? Those two boys are just a bit singed from here. That’s terrible; what good will that do them?” She placed a hand on his arm. “Throw them into the furnace for their own good, dear Duke! Or throw one of them in, or,” she added, glancing around at the crowd, “any one of these others!”

“For their own sake?” he echoed, withdrawing his arm. “If you were not, as the whole world knows you to be, perfectly respectable, there might be something in what you say. But as it is, you can but be an engine for mischief; and your sophistries leave me unmoved. I shall certainly keep you to myself.”

“For their own sake?” he repeated, pulling back his arm. “If you weren’t, as everyone knows you are, completely respectable, there might be something to what you’re saying. But as it stands, you can only be a source of trouble; and your arguments don’t sway me. I’m definitely going to keep you close.”

“I hate you,” said Zuleika, with an ugly petulance that crowned the irony.

“I hate you,” Zuleika said, her tone petulant in a way that only added to the irony.

“So long as I live,” uttered the Duke, in a level voice, “you will address no man but me.”

“So long as I live,” said the Duke in a calm voice, “you will speak to no one but me.”

“If your prophecy is to be fulfilled,” laughed Zuleika, rising from her chair, “your last moment is at hand.”

“If your prediction is going to come true,” laughed Zuleika, getting up from her chair, “your time is almost up.”

“It is,” he answered, rising too.

“It is,” he replied, standing up as well.

“What do you mean?” she asked, awed by something in his tone.

“What do you mean?” she asked, struck by something in his tone.

“I mean what I say: that my last moment is at hand.” He withdrew his eyes from hers, and, leaning his elbows on the balustrade, gazed thoughtfully at the river. “When I am dead,” he added, over his shoulder, “you will find these fellows rather coy of your advances.”

“I mean what I say: that my final moment is near.” He turned his gaze away from hers and, resting his elbows on the railing, looked pensively at the river. “When I’m gone,” he continued, glancing back at her, “you’ll find these guys pretty shy about your advances.”

For the first time since his avowal of his love for her, Zuleika found herself genuinely interested in him. A suspicion of his meaning had flashed through her soul.—But no! surely he could not mean THAT! It must have been a metaphor merely. And yet, something in his eyes... She leaned beside him. Her shoulder touched his. She gazed questioningly at him. He did not turn his face to her. He gazed at the sunlit river.

For the first time since he admitted his feelings for her, Zuleika found herself truly intrigued by him. A hint of understanding about his feelings passed through her mind.—But no! He couldn't possibly mean THAT! It had to be just a figure of speech. And yet, there was something in his eyes... She leaned in closer to him. Her shoulder brushed against his. She looked at him with questions in her eyes. He didn't turn to face her. He continued to stare at the sunlit river.

The Judas Eight had just embarked for their voyage to the starting-point. Standing on the edge of the raft that makes a floating platform for the barge, William, the hoary bargee, was pushing them off with his boat-hook, wishing them luck with deferential familiarity. The raft was thronged with Old Judasians—mostly clergymen—who were shouting hearty hortations, and evidently trying not to appear so old as they felt—or rather, not to appear so startlingly old as their contemporaries looked to them. It occurred to the Duke as a strange thing, and a thing to be glad of, that he, in this world, would never be an Old Judasian. Zuleika’s shoulder pressed his. He thrilled not at all. To all intents, he was dead already.

The Judas Eight had just set off on their journey to the starting point. Standing on the edge of the raft that served as a floating platform for the barge, William, the gray-haired bargee, was pushing them off with his boat-hook, wishing them luck with a respectful familiarity. The raft was filled with Old Judasians—mostly clergymen—who were shouting enthusiastic encouragements and clearly trying not to seem as old as they felt—or rather, not to seem as shockingly old as their peers appeared to them. It struck the Duke as odd and something to be pleased about, that in this world, he would never become an Old Judasian. Zuleika's shoulder brushed against his. He felt no thrill at all. For all intents and purposes, he was already dead.

The enormous eight young men in the thread-like skiff—the skiff that would scarce have seemed an adequate vehicle for the tiny “cox” who sat facing them—were staring up at Zuleika with that uniformity of impulse which, in another direction, had enabled them to bump a boat on two of the previous “nights.” If to-night they bumped the next boat, Univ., then would Judas be three places “up” on the river; and to-morrow Judas would have a Bump Supper. Furthermore, if Univ. were bumped to-night, Magdalen might be bumped to-morrow. Then would Judas, for the first time in history, be head of the river. Oh tremulous hope! Yet, for the moment, these eight young men seemed to have forgotten the awful responsibility that rested on their over-developed shoulders. Their hearts, already strained by rowing, had been transfixed this afternoon by Eros’ darts. All of them had seen Zuleika as she came down to the river; and now they sat gaping up at her, fumbling with their oars. The tiny cox gaped too; but he it was who first recalled duty. With piping adjurations he brought the giants back to their senses. The boat moved away down stream, with a fairly steady stroke.

The eight huge young men in the narrow skiff—the skiff that barely seemed suitable for the tiny cox facing them—were staring up at Zuleika with a shared impulse that had previously helped them bump a boat on two of the last “nights.” If they bumped the next boat, Univ., then Judas would be three places “up” on the river; and tomorrow, Judas would have a Bump Supper. Moreover, if Univ. got bumped tonight, Magdalen might get bumped tomorrow. Then Judas would become head of the river for the first time in history. Oh, what a hopeful thought! Yet, for the moment, these eight young men seemed to have forgotten the heavy responsibility resting on their strong shoulders. Their hearts, already strained from rowing, had been struck this afternoon by the arrows of love. All of them had noticed Zuleika as she came down to the river; and now they sat staring up at her, awkwardly handling their oars. The tiny cox stared too; but he was the one who first remembered their duty. With high-pitched urgings, he brought the giants back to reality. The boat moved downstream with a fairly steady stroke.

Not in a day can the traditions of Oxford be sent spinning. From all the barges the usual punt-loads of young men were being ferried across to the towing-path—young men naked of knee, armed with rattles, post-horns, motor-hooters, gongs, and other instruments of clangour. Though Zuleika filled their thoughts, they hurried along the towing-path, as by custom, to the starting-point.

Not in a day can the traditions of Oxford be sent spinning. From all the barges, the usual boats were ferrying young men across to the towing path—young men with bare knees, armed with rattles, post-horns, motor horns, gongs, and other noisy instruments. Though Zuleika filled their minds, they hurried along the towing path, as was customary, to the starting point.

She, meanwhile, had not taken her eyes off the Duke’s profile. Nor had she dared, for fear of disappointment, to ask him just what he had meant.

She, meanwhile, hadn’t taken her eyes off the Duke’s profile. Nor had she dared to ask him what he really meant, fearing disappointment.

“All these men,” he repeated dreamily, “will be coy of your advances.” It seemed to him a good thing that his death, his awful example, would disinfatuate his fellow alumni. He had never been conscious of public spirit. He had lived for himself alone. Love had come to him yesternight, and to-day had waked in him a sympathy with mankind. It was a fine thing to be a saviour. It was splendid to be human. He looked quickly round to her who had wrought this change in him.

“All these guys,” he repeated dreamily, “will be hesitant about your advances.” It seemed to him that his death, his terrible example, would disillusion his former classmates. He had never felt any sense of community spirit. He had lived solely for himself. Love had visited him last night, and today it had stirred in him a compassion for humanity. It was an amazing thing to be a savior. It was wonderful to be human. He quickly glanced over at her who had caused this change in him.

But the loveliest face in all the world will not please you if you see it suddenly, eye to eye, at a distance of half an inch from your own. It was thus that the Duke saw Zuleika’s: a monstrous deliquium a-glare. Only for the fraction of an instant, though. Recoiling, he beheld the loveliness that he knew—more adorably vivid now in its look of eager questioning. And in his every fibre he thrilled to her. Even so had she gazed at him last night, this morning. Aye, now as then, her soul was full of him. He had recaptured, not her love, but his power to please her. It was enough. He bowed his head; and “Moriturus te saluto” were the words formed silently by his lips. He was glad that his death would be a public service to the University. But the salutary lesson of what the newspapers would call his “rash act” was, after all, only a side-issue. The great thing, the prospect that flushed his cheek, was the consummation of his own love, for its own sake, by his own death. And, as he met her gaze, the question that had already flitted through his brain found a faltering utterance; and “Shall you mourn me?” he asked her.

But the most beautiful face in the world won't impress you if you see it suddenly, face to face, just inches away. That's how the Duke saw Zuleika’s: a shocking sight. Just for a brief moment, though. Pulling back, he saw the beauty he knew—now even more vividly filled with eager curiosity. He felt a thrill in every part of him for her. Just as she had looked at him last night, and this morning. Yes, just like before, her heart was full of him. He had regained, not her love, but his ability to enchant her. That was enough. He lowered his head; and “Moriturus te saluto” were the words formed silently by his lips. He was pleased that his death would serve the University. But the important lesson that the newspapers would label his “rash act” was, in the end, just a side note. The real thing, the thought that made his cheeks flush, was fulfilling his own love, simply through his own death. And as he met her gaze, the question that had already crossed his mind found its way out; and “Will you mourn me?” he asked her.

But she would have no ellipses. “What are you going to do?” she whispered.

But she wanted no pauses. “What are you going to do?” she whispered.

“Do you not know?”

"Don't you know?"

“Tell me.”

“Tell me.”

“Once and for all: you cannot love me?”

“Once and for all: you can’t love me?”

Slowly she shook her head. The black pearl and the pink, quivering, gave stress to her ultimatum. But the violet of her eyes was all but hidden by the dilation of her pupils.

Slowly, she shook her head. The black pearl and the pink, quivering, emphasized her ultimatum. But the violet of her eyes was nearly obscured by the expansion of her pupils.

“Then,” whispered the Duke, “when I shall have died, deeming life a vain thing without you, will the gods give you tears for me? Miss Dobson, will your soul awaken? When I shall have sunk for ever beneath these waters whose supposed purpose here this afternoon is but that they be ploughed by the blades of these young oarsmen, will there be struck from that flint, your heart, some late and momentary spark of pity for me?”

“Then,” whispered the Duke, “when I'm gone, thinking life is pointless without you, will the gods give you tears for me? Miss Dobson, will your soul stir? When I've sunk forever beneath these waters, which today are meant to be disturbed by these young oarsmen, will your heart strike a late and fleeting spark of pity for me?”

“Why of course, of COURSE!” babbled Zuleika, with clasped hands and dazzling eyes. “But,” she curbed herself, “it is—it would—oh, you mustn’t THINK of it! I couldn’t allow it! I—I should never forgive myself!”

“Why of course, of COURSE!” Zuleika exclaimed, clasping her hands and sparkling with excitement. “But,” she restrained herself, “it is—it would—oh, you mustn’t even THINK about it! I couldn’t allow that! I—I would never forgive myself!”

“In fact, you would mourn me always?”

“In fact, would you really mourn me forever?”

“Why yes!.. Y-es-always.” What else could she say? But would his answer be that he dared not condemn her to lifelong torment?

“Of course!.. Y-es-always.” What else could she say? But would his answer be that he wouldn’t want to condemn her to a life of suffering?

“Then,” his answer was, “my joy in dying for you is made perfect.”

“Then,” he replied, “my happiness in dying for you is complete.”

Her muscles relaxed. Her breath escaped between her teeth. “You are utterly resolved?” she asked. “Are you?”

Her muscles relaxed. She let out a breath through her teeth. “Are you completely sure?” she asked. “Really?”

“Utterly.”

"Completely."

“Nothing I might say could change your purpose?”

“Is there anything I could say that would change your mind?”

“Nothing.”

“Nothing.”

“No entreaty, howsoever piteous, could move you?”

“No plea, no matter how desperate, could sway you?”

“None.”

None.

Forthwith she urged, entreated, cajoled, commanded, with infinite prettiness of ingenuity and of eloquence. Never was such a cascade of dissuasion as hers. She only didn’t say she could love him. She never hinted that. Indeed, throughout her pleading rang this recurrent motif: that he must live to take to himself as mate some good, serious, clever woman who would be a not unworthy mother of his children.

Right away, she pushed, begged, sweet-talked, and even commanded, with endless charm and eloquence. There had never been such an outpouring of persuasion as hers. She just didn't say that she could love him. She never hinted at it. In fact, throughout her pleas, there was a consistent theme: he needed to live to choose as a partner a good, serious, smart woman who would be a suitable mother for his children.

She laid stress on his youth, his great position, his brilliant attainments, the much he had already achieved, the splendid possibilities of his future. Though of course she spoke in undertones, not to be overheard by the throng on the barge, it was almost as though his health were being floridly proposed at some public banquet—say, at a Tenants’ Dinner. Insomuch that, when she ceased, the Duke half expected Jellings, his steward, to bob up uttering, with lifted hands, a stentorian “For-or,” and all the company to take up the chant: “he’s—a jolly good fellow.” His brief reply, on those occasions, seemed always to indicate that, whatever else he might be, a jolly good fellow he was not. But by Zuleika’s eulogy he really was touched. “Thank you—thank you,” he gasped; and there were tears in his eyes. Dear the thought that she so revered him, so wished him not to die. But this was no more than a rush-light in the austere radiance of his joy in dying for her.

She emphasized his youth, his high status, his impressive achievements, all that he'd accomplished so far, and the amazing potential of his future. Even though she spoke softly, so the crowd on the barge wouldn’t hear her, it felt almost like she was giving a grand toast to his health at a public event—like a Tenants’ Dinner. So much so that when she finished, the Duke half expected Jellings, his steward, to pop up and boisterously shout, “For-or,” followed by everyone joining in with “he’s—a jolly good fellow.” His short replies in those moments always seemed to make it clear that, whatever else he was, he definitely wasn’t a jolly good fellow. But Zuleika’s praise genuinely affected him. “Thank you—thank you,” he breathed, with tears in his eyes. It was touching to think that she held him in such high regard and wanted him to live. But that feeling was just a flicker compared to the deep joy he felt in being willing to die for her.

And the time was come. Now for the sacrament of his immersion in infinity.

And the time had come. Now for the ritual of his immersion in infinity.

“Good-bye,” he said simply, and was about to swing himself on to the ledge of the balustrade. Zuleika, divining his intention, made way for him. Her bosom heaved quickly, quickly. All colour had left her face; but her eyes shone as never before.

“Goodbye,” he said simply, and was about to swing himself onto the ledge of the balustrade. Zuleika, sensing his intention, made way for him. Her chest rose and fell rapidly. All color had drained from her face, but her eyes sparkled like never before.

Already his foot was on the ledge, when hark! the sound of a distant gun. To Zuleika, with all the chords of her soul strung to the utmost tensity, the effect was as if she herself had been shot; and she clutched at the Duke’s arm, like a frightened child. He laughed. “It was the signal for the race,” he said, and laughed again, rather bitterly, at the crude and trivial interruption of high matters.

Already his foot was on the ledge when suddenly! the sound of a distant gun. To Zuleika, with every part of her soul stretched to the limit, the effect was as if she herself had been shot; and she grabbed the Duke’s arm, like a scared child. He laughed. “It was the signal for the race,” he said, and laughed again, a bit bitterly, at the crude and trivial interruption of serious matters.

“The race?” She laughed hysterically.

“The race?” She laughed hard.

“Yes. ‘They’re off’.” He mingled his laughter with hers, gently seeking to disengage his arm. “And perhaps,” he said, “I, clinging to the weeds of the river’s bed, shall see dimly the boats and the oars pass over me, and shall be able to gurgle a cheer for Judas.”

“Yes. ‘They’re off’.” He mixed his laughter with hers, gently trying to pull his arm away. “And maybe,” he said, “while holding onto the weeds at the bottom of the river, I’ll see the boats and oars pass over me, and I’ll be able to let out a cheer for Judas.”

“Don’t!” she shuddered, with a woman’s notion that a jest means levity. A tumult of thoughts surged in her, all confused. She only knew that he must not die—not yet! A moment ago, his death would have been beautiful. Not now! Her grip of his arm tightened. Only by breaking her wrist could he have freed himself. A moment ago, she had been in the seventh-heaven... Men were supposed to have died for love of her. It had never been proved. There had always been something—card-debts, ill-health, what not—to account for the tragedy. No man, to the best of her recollection, had ever hinted that he was going to die for her. Never, assuredly, had she seen the deed done. And then came he, the first man she had loved, going to die here, before her eyes, because she no longer loved him. But she knew now that he must not die—not yet!

“Don’t!” she shuddered, with a woman’s idea that a joke implies lightness. A storm of thoughts surged within her, all mixed up. She only knew that he couldn’t die—not yet! A moment ago, his death would’ve been beautiful. Not now! Her grip on his arm tightened. He could only have freed himself by breaking her wrist. A moment ago, she had been on cloud nine... Men were supposed to have died for love of her. That had never been proven. There always seemed to be something—card debts, illness, whatever—explaining the tragedy. No man, as far as she could remember, had ever suggested he was going to die for her. Certainly, she had never seen it actually happen. And then he came along, the first man she had loved, about to die right here in front of her because she no longer loved him. But she realized now that he must not die—not yet!

All around her was the hush that falls on Oxford when the signal for the race has sounded. In the distance could be heard faintly the noise of cheering—a little sing-song sound, drawing nearer.

All around her was the quiet that settles over Oxford when the signal for the race has sounded. In the distance, she could faintly hear the noise of cheering—a little sing-song sound, getting closer.

Ah, how could she have thought of letting him die so soon? She gazed into his face—the face she might never have seen again. Even now, but for that gun-shot, the waters would have closed over him, and his soul, maybe, have passed away. She had saved him, thank heaven! She had him still with her.

Ah, how could she have thought about letting him die so soon? She looked at his face—the face she might never have seen again. Even now, if it weren't for that gunshot, the waters would have covered him, and his soul, maybe, would have been lost. She had saved him, thank goodness! She still had him with her.

Gently, vainly, he still sought to unclasp her fingers from his arm.

Gently, but in vain, he continued to try to free her fingers from his arm.

“Not now!” she whispered. “Not yet!”

“Not now!” she whispered. “Not yet!”

And the noise of the cheering, and of the trumpeting and rattling, as it drew near, was an accompaniment to her joy in having saved her lover. She would keep him with her—for a while! Let all be done in order. She would savour the full sweetness of his sacrifice. Tomorrow—to-morrow, yes, let him have his heart’s desire of death. Not now! Not yet!

And the sound of the cheering, the trumpets, and the rattling, as it got closer, blended with her joy at having saved her lover. She would keep him with her—for a while! Everything should be done in order. She wanted to enjoy the complete sweetness of his sacrifice. Tomorrow—yes, let him have his heart's desire for death then. Not now! Not yet!

“To-morrow,” she whispered, “to-morrow, if you will. Not yet!”

"Tomorrow," she whispered, "tomorrow, if you want. Not yet!"

The first boat came jerking past in mid-stream; and the towing-path, with its serried throng of runners, was like a live thing, keeping pace. As in a dream, Zuleika saw it. And the din was in her ears. No heroine of Wagner had ever a louder accompaniment than had ours to the surging soul within her bosom.

The first boat sped by in the middle of the river, and the path alongside it, crowded with runners, seemed alive, keeping up with the boat. Zuleika watched it as if in a dream. The noise filled her ears. No heroine from Wagner ever had a louder soundtrack than she did to the powerful emotions inside her.

And the Duke, tightly held by her, vibrated as to a powerful electric current. He let her cling to him, and her magnetism range through him. Ah, it was good not to have died! Fool, he had meant to drain off-hand, at one coarse draught, the delicate wine of death. He would let his lips caress the brim of the august goblet. He would dally with the aroma that was there.

And the Duke, held tightly by her, buzzed like he was connected to a strong electric current. He allowed her to cling to him, feeling her magnetism flow through him. Ah, it was good to be alive! What a fool he had been to think he could just quickly sip the fine wine of death in one rough gulp. He would let his lips gently touch the edge of the majestic goblet. He would savor the fragrance that lingered there.

“So be it!” he cried into Zuleika’s ear—cried loudly, for it seemed as though all the Wagnerian orchestras of Europe, with the Straussian ones thrown in, were here to clash in unison the full volume of right music for the glory of the reprieve.

“So be it!” he shouted into Zuleika’s ear—shouted loudly, as if all the Wagner orchestras from Europe, along with the Straussian ones, were there to play together at full volume, delivering the perfect music for the joy of the reprieve.

The fact was that the Judas boat had just bumped Univ., exactly opposite the Judas barge. The oarsmen in either boat sat humped, panting, some of them rocking and writhing, after their wholesome exercise. But there was not one of them whose eyes were not upcast at Zuleika. And the vocalisation and instrumentation of the dancers and stampers on the towing-path had by this time ceased to mean aught of joy in the victors or of comfort for the vanquished, and had resolved itself into a wild wordless hymn to the glory of Miss Dobson. Behind her and all around her on the roof of the barge, young Judasians were venting in like manner their hearts through their lungs. She paid no heed. It was as if she stood alone with her lover on some silent pinnacle of the world. It was as if she were a little girl with a brand-new and very expensive doll which had banished all the little other old toys from her mind.

The truth was that the Judas boat had just bumped into Univ., directly across from the Judas barge. The rowers in both boats were slumped over, panting, some of them swaying and writhing after their vigorous exercise. But not a single one of them could take their eyes off Zuleika. The sounds of the dancers and stompers on the towing path had by now stopped conveying any joy for the winners or comfort for the losers; instead, they had turned into a wild, wordless tribute to the glory of Miss Dobson. Behind her and all around her on the roof of the barge, young Judasians were expressing their feelings just as passionately. She didn’t notice. It was as if she stood alone with her lover on some silent peak of the world. It was as if she were a little girl with a brand-new, very expensive doll that had pushed all her old toys out of her mind.

She simply could not, in her naive rapture, take her eyes off her companion. To the dancers and stampers of the towing-path, many of whom were now being ferried back across the river, and to the other youths on the roof of the barge, Zuleika’s air of absorption must have seemed a little strange. For already the news that the Duke loved Zuleika, and that she loved him not, and would stoop to no man who loved her, had spread like wild-fire among the undergraduates. The two youths in whom the Duke had deigned to confide had not held their peace. And the effect that Zuleika had made as she came down to the river was intensified by the knowledge that not the great paragon himself did she deem worthy of her. The mere sight of her had captured young Oxford. The news of her supernal haughtiness had riveted the chains.

She just couldn’t, in her innocent enthusiasm, take her eyes off her companion. To the dancers and revelers on the towpath, many of whom were now being transported back across the river, and to the other young men on the roof of the barge, Zuleika’s intense focus must have seemed a bit odd. The word had already spread like wildfire among the undergraduates that the Duke loved Zuleika, but she didn’t return his feelings and wouldn’t lower herself to be with any man who loved her. The two young men to whom the Duke had confided hadn’t kept quiet about it. The impression Zuleika made as she approached the river was heightened by the fact that even the great paragon himself was not someone she considered worthy of her. Just the sight of her had enchanted young Oxford. The news of her extraordinary pride had locked their attention.

“Come!” said the Duke at length, staring around him with the eyes of one awakened from a dream. “Come! I must take you back to Judas.”

“Come!” said the Duke finally, looking around him like someone who's just woken up from a dream. “Come! I have to take you back to Judas.”

“But you won’t leave me there?” pleaded Zuleika. “You will stay to dinner? I am sure my grandfather would be delighted.”

“But you won’t leave me here, right?” Zuleika pleaded. “You’ll stay for dinner? I’m sure my grandfather would be thrilled.”

“I am sure he would,” said the Duke, as he piloted her down the steps of the barge. “But alas, I have to dine at the Junta to-night.”

“I’m sure he would,” said the Duke, as he guided her down the steps of the barge. “But unfortunately, I have to have dinner at the Junta tonight.”

“The Junta? What is that?”

"The Junta? What's that?"

“A little dining-club. It meets every Tuesday.”

“A small dining club. It meets every Tuesday.”

“But—you don’t mean you are going to refuse me for that?”

“But—you can’t be serious about refusing me for that?”

“To do so is misery. But I have no choice. I have asked a guest.”

"Doing this is torture. But I have no choice. I've invited a guest."

“Then ask another: ask me!” Zuleika’s notions of Oxford life were rather hazy. It was with difficulty that the Duke made her realise that he could not—not even if, as she suggested, she dressed herself up as a man—invite her to the Junta. She then fell back on the impossibility that he would not dine with her to-night, his last night in this world. She could not understand that admirable fidelity to social engagements which is one of the virtues implanted in the members of our aristocracy. Bohemian by training and by career, she construed the Duke’s refusal as either a cruel slight to herself or an act of imbecility. The thought of being parted from her for one moment was torture to him; but “noblesse oblige,” and it was quite impossible for him to break an engagement merely because a more charming one offered itself: he would as soon have cheated at cards.

“Then ask someone else: ask me!” Zuleika’s ideas about life in Oxford were pretty unclear. It was hard for the Duke to make her understand that he couldn’t— not even if, as she suggested, she dressed up as a man—invite her to the Junta. She then fell back on the impossibility that he wouldn’t have dinner with her tonight, his last night in this world. She couldn’t grasp that admirable loyalty to social commitments, which is one of the virtues instilled in the members of our aristocracy. Bohemian by nature and profession, she viewed the Duke’s refusal as either a cruel insult to her or an act of foolishness. The thought of being separated from her for even a moment was torture for him; but “noblesse oblige,” and it was absolutely impossible for him to break a commitment just because a more appealing one came up: he would have rather cheated at cards.

And so, as they went side by side up the avenue, in the mellow light of the westering sun, preceded in their course, and pursued, and surrounded, by the mob of hoarse infatuate youths, Zuleika’s face was as that of a little girl sulking. Vainly the Duke reasoned with her. She could NOT see the point of view.

And so, as they walked side by side down the avenue in the warm light of the setting sun, surrounded by a crowd of loud, obsessed young men, Zuleika’s expression was like that of a little girl pouting. The Duke tried to reason with her, but she just couldn’t see his perspective.

With that sudden softening that comes to the face of an angry woman who has hit on a good argument, she turned to him and asked “How if I hadn’t saved your life just now? Much you thought about your guest when you were going to dive and die!”

With that sudden softness that appears on the face of an angry woman who has just made a solid point, she turned to him and asked, “What if I hadn’t just saved your life? You didn’t think much about your guest when you were about to dive and die!”

“I did not forget him,” answered the Duke, smiling at her casuistry. “Nor had I any scruple in disappointing him. Death cancels all engagements.”

“I haven’t forgotten him,” the Duke replied, smiling at her reasoning. “And I had no qualms about letting him down. Death wipes out all commitments.”

And Zuleika, worsted, resumed her sulking. But presently, as they neared Judas, she relented. It was paltry to be cross with him who had resolved to die for her and was going to die so on the morrow. And after all, she would see him at the concert to-night. They would sit together. And all to-morrow they would be together, till the time came for parting. Hers was a naturally sunny disposition. And the evening was such a lovely one, all bathed in gold. She was ashamed of her ill-humour.

And Zuleika, feeling defeated, went back to sulking. But soon, as they got closer to Judas, she softened up. It felt petty to be upset with someone who had decided to die for her and was going to do so the next day. Besides, she would see him at the concert tonight. They would sit together. And they would be together all day tomorrow until the time came for them to part ways. She had a naturally cheerful personality, and the evening was beautiful, all glowing with golden light. She felt embarrassed about her bad mood.

“Forgive me,” she said, touching his arm. “Forgive me for being horrid.” And forgiven she promptly was. “And promise you will spend all to-morrow with me.” And of course he promised.

“I'm so sorry,” she said, touching his arm. “I'm sorry for being terrible.” And just like that, she was forgiven. “And promise you’ll spend all of tomorrow with me.” And of course, he promised.

As they stood together on the steps of the Warden’s front-door, exalted above the level of the flushed and swaying crowd that filled the whole length and breadth of Judas Street, she implored him not to be late for the concert.

As they stood together on the steps of the Warden’s front door, elevated above the excited and swaying crowd that filled all of Judas Street, she urged him not to be late for the concert.

“I am never late,” he smiled.

"I'm never late," he grinned.

“Ah, you’re so beautifully brought up!”

“Ah, you were raised so well!”

The door was opened.

The door opened.

“And—oh, you’re beautiful besides!” she whispered; and waved her hand to him as she vanished into the hall.

“And—oh, you’re beautiful too!” she whispered, waving her hand at him as she disappeared into the hall.





VIII

A few minutes before half-past seven, the Duke, arrayed for dinner, passed leisurely up the High. The arresting feature of his costume was a mulberry-coloured coat, with brass buttons. This, to any one versed in Oxford lore, betokened him a member of the Junta. It is awful to think that a casual stranger might have mistaken him for a footman. It does not do to think of such things.

A few minutes before seven-thirty, the Duke, dressed for dinner, walked slowly up the High Street. The standout feature of his outfit was a mulberry-colored coat with brass buttons. To anyone familiar with Oxford traditions, this indicated that he was a member of the Junta. It’s scary to think that a random stranger might have mistaken him for a servant. It’s best not to dwell on such thoughts.

The tradesmen, at the doors of their shops, bowed low as he passed, rubbing their hands and smiling, hoping inwardly that they took no liberty in sharing the cool rosy air of the evening with his Grace. They noted that he wore in his shirt-front a black pearl and a pink. “Daring, but becoming,” they opined.

The shopkeepers at their doors bowed as he walked by, rubbing their hands and smiling, secretly hoping they weren't overstepping by enjoying the cool, rosy evening air alongside his Grace. They noticed he had a black pearl and a pink one in his shirt front. “Bold, but stylish,” they said.

The rooms of the Junta were over a stationer’s shop, next door but one to the Mitre. They were small rooms; but as the Junta had now, besides the Duke, only two members, and as no member might introduce more than one guest, there was ample space.

The Junta's rooms were above a stationery store, just a couple of doors down from the Mitre. They were small, but since the Junta now had, in addition to the Duke, only two members, and since no member could bring more than one guest, there was plenty of space.

The Duke had been elected in his second term. At that time there were four members; but these were all leaving Oxford at the end of the summer term, and there seemed to be in the ranks of the Bullingdon and the Loder no one quite eligible for the Junta, that holy of holies. Thus it was that the Duke inaugurated in solitude his second year of membership. From time to time, he proposed and seconded a few candidates, after “sounding” them as to whether they were willing to join. But always, when election evening—the last Tuesday of term—drew near, he began to have his doubts about these fellows. This one was “rowdy”; that one was over-dressed; another did not ride quite straight to hounds; in the pedigree of another a bar-sinister was more than suspected. Election evening was always a rather melancholy time. After dinner, when the two club servants had placed on the mahogany the time-worn Candidates’ Book and the ballot-box, and had noiselessly withdrawn, the Duke, clearing his throat, read aloud to himself “Mr. So-and-So, of Such-and-Such College, proposed by the Duke of Dorset, seconded by the Duke of Dorset,” and, in every case, when he drew out the drawer of the ballot-box, found it was a black-ball that he had dropped into the urn. Thus it was that at the end of the summer term the annual photographic “group” taken by Messrs. Hills and Saunders was a presentment of the Duke alone.

The Duke had been elected for his second term. At that time, there were four members, but they were all leaving Oxford at the end of the summer term, and it seemed that among the Bullingdon and the Loder, there was no one suitable for the Junta, that sacred place. Thus, the Duke started his second year of membership alone. Occasionally, he would propose and second a few candidates after checking to see if they were interested in joining. But every time election night—the last Tuesday of term—approached, he started to doubt these guys. One was too “rowdy”; another was dressed too flashy; another didn’t ride straight to the hounds; in one’s background, a questionable aspect was suspected. Election night was always somewhat sad. After dinner, when the two club servants had put the well-used Candidates’ Book and the ballot box on the mahogany table and slipped away quietly, the Duke, clearing his throat, read aloud to himself “Mr. So-and-So, of Such-and-Such College, proposed by the Duke of Dorset, seconded by the Duke of Dorset,” and in every case, when he pulled out the drawer of the ballot box, he found he had dropped a black ball into the urn. So, at the end of the summer term, the annual group photo taken by Messrs. Hills and Saunders was just a picture of the Duke by himself.

In the course of his third year he had become less exclusive. Not because there seemed to be any one really worthy of the Junta; but because the Junta, having thriven since the eighteenth century, must not die. Suppose—one never knew—he were struck by lightning, the Junta would be no more. So, not without reluctance, but unanimously, he had elected The MacQuern, of Balliol, and Sir John Marraby, of Brasenose.

During his third year, he had become less selective. Not because anyone truly seemed worthy of the Junta, but because the Junta, which had thrived since the eighteenth century, must not come to an end. Just imagine—one could never be sure—if he were struck by lightning, the Junta would cease to exist. So, not without some hesitation, but unanimously, he chose The MacQuern from Balliol and Sir John Marraby from Brasenose.

To-night, as he, a doomed man, went up into the familiar rooms, he was wholly glad that he had thus relented. As yet, he was spared the tragic knowledge that it would make no difference.*

To night, as he, a doomed man, went up into the familiar rooms, he was wholly glad that he had thus relented. As yet, he was spared the tragic knowledge that it would make no difference.*

   * The Junta has been restructured. But the connection to its origins was lost, the link has been broken; the old enchantment is gone.

The MacQuern and two other young men were already there.

The MacQuern and two other guys were already there.

“Mr. President,” said The MacQuern, “I present Mr. Trent-Garby, of Christ Church.”

“Mr. President,” said The MacQuern, “I present Mr. Trent-Garby, from Christ Church.”

“The Junta is honoured,” said the Duke, bowing.

“The Junta is honored,” said the Duke, bowing.

Such was the ritual of the club.

Such was the routine of the club.

The other young man, because his host, Sir John Marraby, was not yet on the scene, had no locus standi, and, though a friend of The MacQuern, and well known to the Duke, had to be ignored.

The other young man, since his host, Sir John Marraby, wasn't there yet, had no standing to be involved, and although he was a friend of The MacQuern and well known to the Duke, he had to be overlooked.

A moment later, Sir John arrived. “Mr. President,” he said, “I present Lord Sayes, of Magdalen.”

A moment later, Sir John arrived. “Mr. President,” he said, “I’d like to introduce Lord Sayes from Magdalen.”

“The Junta is honoured,” said the Duke, bowing.

“The Junta is honored,” said the Duke, bowing.

Both hosts and both guests, having been prominent in the throng that vociferated around Zuleika an hour earlier, were slightly abashed in the Duke’s presence. He, however, had not noticed any one in particular, and, even if he had, that fine tradition of the club—“A member of the Junta can do no wrong; a guest of the Junta cannot err”—would have prevented him from showing his displeasure.

Both the hosts and the guests, who had been part of the noisy crowd around Zuleika an hour earlier, felt a bit awkward in the Duke's presence. However, he hadn't noticed anyone in particular, and even if he had, the club's fine tradition—"A member of the Junta can do no wrong; a guest of the Junta cannot err"—would have stopped him from showing any displeasure.

A Herculean figure filled the doorway.

A strong figure filled the doorway.

“The Junta is honoured,” said the Duke, bowing to his guest.

“The Junta is honored,” said the Duke, bowing to his guest.

“Duke,” said the newcomer quietly, “the honour is as much mine as that of the interesting and ancient institution which I am this night privileged to inspect.”

“Duke,” said the newcomer quietly, “the honor is as much mine as it is of the interesting and ancient institution that I’m lucky enough to visit tonight.”

Turning to Sir John and The MacQuern, the Duke said “I present Mr. Abimelech V. Oover, of Trinity.”

Turning to Sir John and The MacQuern, the Duke said, “I'd like to introduce Mr. Abimelech V. Oover from Trinity.”

“The Junta,” they replied, “is honoured.”

“The Junta,” they replied, “is honored.”

“Gentlemen,” said the Rhodes Scholar, “your good courtesy is just such as I would have anticipated from members of the ancient Junta. Like most of my countrymen, I am a man of few words. We are habituated out there to act rather than talk. Judged from the view-point of your beautiful old civilisation, I am aware my curtness must seem crude. But, gentlemen, believe me, right here—”

“Gentlemen,” said the Rhodes Scholar, “your kindness is exactly what I expected from members of the ancient Junta. Like many of my fellow countrymen, I tend to be a man of few words. We’re used to taking action rather than just talking. From the perspective of your beautiful old civilization, I know my bluntness may come off as rude. But, gentlemen, trust me, right here—”

“Dinner is served, your Grace.”

“Dinner is ready, Your Grace.”

Thus interrupted, Mr. Oover, with the resourcefulness of a practised orator, brought his thanks to a quick but not abrupt conclusion. The little company passed into the front room.

Thus interrupted, Mr. Oover, with the skill of an experienced speaker, wrapped up his thanks quickly but not abruptly. The small group moved into the front room.

Through the window, from the High, fading daylight mingled with the candle-light. The mulberry coats of the hosts, interspersed by the black ones of the guests, made a fine pattern around the oval table a-gleam with the many curious pieces of gold and silver plate that had accrued to the Junta in course of years.

Through the window, the fading daylight blended with the candlelight. The hosts wore mulberry coats, while the guests in black created a striking pattern around the oval table, which sparkled with the many unique pieces of gold and silverware that the Junta had collected over the years.

The President showed much deference to his guest. He seemed to listen with close attention to the humorous anecdote with which, in the American fashion, Mr. Oover inaugurated dinner.

The President showed a lot of respect to his guest. He appeared to listen closely to the funny story with which, in true American style, Mr. Oover kicked off dinner.

To all Rhodes Scholars, indeed, his courtesy was invariable. He went out of his way to cultivate them. And this he did more as a favour to Lord Milner than of his own caprice. He found these Scholars, good fellows though they were, rather oppressive. They had not—how could they have?—the undergraduate’s virtue of taking Oxford as a matter of course. The Germans loved it too little, the Colonials too much. The Americans were, to a sensitive observer, the most troublesome—as being the most troubled—of the whole lot. The Duke was not one of those Englishmen who fling, or care to hear flung, cheap sneers at America. Whenever any one in his presence said that America was not large in area, he would firmly maintain that it was. He held, too, in his enlightened way, that Americans have a perfect right to exist. But he did often find himself wishing Mr. Rhodes had not enabled them to exercise that right in Oxford. They were so awfully afraid of having their strenuous native characters undermined by their delight in the place. They held that the future was theirs, a glorious asset, far more glorious than the past. But a theory, as the Duke saw, is one thing, an emotion another. It is so much easier to covet what one hasn’t than to revel in what one has. Also, it is so much easier to be enthusiastic about what exists than about what doesn’t. The future doesn’t exist. The past does. For, whereas all men can learn, the gift of prophecy has died out. A man cannot work up in his breast any real excitement about what possibly won’t happen. He cannot very well help being sentimentally interested in what he knows has happened. On the other hand, he owes a duty to his country. And, if his country be America, he ought to try to feel a vivid respect for the future, and a cold contempt for the past. Also, if he be selected by his country as a specimen of the best moral, physical, and intellectual type that she can produce for the astounding of the effete foreigner, and incidentally for the purpose of raising that foreigner’s tone, he must—mustn’t he?—do his best to astound, to exalt. But then comes in this difficulty. Young men don’t like to astound and exalt their fellows. And Americans, individually, are of all people the most anxious to please. That they talk overmuch is often taken as a sign of self-satisfaction. It is merely a mannerism. Rhetoric is a thing inbred in them. They are quite unconscious of it. It is as natural to them as breathing. And, while they talk on, they really do believe that they are a quick, businesslike people, by whom things are “put through” with an almost brutal abruptness. This notion of theirs is rather confusing to the patient English auditor.

To all Rhodes Scholars, his politeness was constant. He went out of his way to support them, more as a favor to Lord Milner than because he wanted to. He found these Scholars, good people as they were, somewhat overwhelming. They didn’t—how could they have?—share the typical undergraduate’s attitude of taking Oxford for granted. The Germans appreciated it too little, while the Colonials appreciated it too much. The Americans were, to a keen observer, the most troublesome—being the most troubled—of the group. The Duke wasn’t one of those Englishmen who throw around cheap insults about America or want to hear them. Whenever someone in his presence claimed that America wasn’t large in area, he would firmly argue that it was. He also believed, in his informed way, that Americans have every right to exist. However, he often found himself wishing Mr. Rhodes hadn’t allowed them to exercise that right at Oxford. They were so terrified of losing their driven native identities through their enjoyment of the place. They believed the future belonged to them, a glorious asset far better than the past. But a theory, as the Duke understood, is one thing, and an emotion is another. It’s much easier to desire what one doesn’t have than to appreciate what one does have. Also, it’s much simpler to get excited about what doesn’t exist than about what does. The future isn’t real. The past is. Because, while everyone can learn, the gift of prophecy has faded. A person can’t generate true excitement about what possibly won’t happen. He can’t help but be sentimentally interested in what he knows has happened. On the other hand, he has a duty to his country. And if his country is America, he should strive to feel a strong respect for the future and a cold contempt for the past. Also, if he’s selected by his country as a representative of the best moral, physical, and intellectual type to impress the effete foreigner, and incidentally to elevate that foreigner’s standards, he must—mustn’t he?—do his best to impress and elevate. But therein lies a problem. Young men don’t want to impress and elevate their peers. And Americans, individually, are among the most eager to please. Their tendency to talk too much is often seen as a sign of self-satisfaction. It’s actually just a habit. Rhetoric is inherent in them, and they are quite unaware of it. It’s as natural to them as breathing. While they talk on, they truly believe they are a quick, businesslike people who get things done with an almost brutal straightforwardness. This belief of theirs can be quite confusing to the patient English listener.

Altogether, the American Rhodes Scholars, with their splendid native gift of oratory, and their modest desire to please, and their not less evident feeling that they ought merely to edify, and their constant delight in all that of Oxford their English brethren don’t notice, and their constant fear that they are being corrupted, are a noble, rather than a comfortable, element in the social life of the University. So, at least, they seemed to the Duke.

Overall, the American Rhodes Scholars, with their impressive natural talent for speaking, their humble desire to be liked, and their clear sense of responsibility to uplift others, along with their ongoing enjoyment of the aspects of Oxford that their English peers overlook, and their constant worry about losing their integrity, represent a noble, rather than a comfortable, part of the University’s social life. At least, that’s how it appeared to the Duke.

And to-night, but that he had invited Oover to dine with him, he could have been dining with Zuleika. And this was his last dinner on earth. Such thoughts made him the less able to take pleasure in his guest. Perfect, however, the amenity of his manner.

And tonight, if he hadn’t invited Oover to dinner, he could have been having dinner with Zuleika. And this was his last meal on earth. Such thoughts made it harder for him to enjoy his guest. Still, his manners were perfectly gracious.

This was the more commendable because Oover’s “aura” was even more disturbing than that of the average Rhodes Scholar. To-night, besides the usual conflicts in this young man’s bosom, raged a special one between his desire to behave well and his jealousy of the man who had to-day been Miss Dobson’s escort. In theory he denied the Duke’s right to that honour. In sentiment he admitted it. Another conflict, you see. And another. He longed to orate about the woman who had his heart; yet she was the one topic that must be shirked.

This was even more commendable because Oover’s “aura” was more disturbing than that of the average Rhodes Scholar. Tonight, in addition to the usual conflicts in this young man’s heart, there was a special struggle between his desire to behave well and his jealousy of the guy who had been Miss Dobson’s date today. In theory, he denied the Duke’s right to that honor. In reality, he accepted it. Another conflict, you see. And another. He wanted to talk about the woman who had his heart; yet she was the one subject he had to avoid.

The MacQuern and Mr. Trent-Garby, Sir John Marraby and Lord Sayes, they too—though they were no orators—would fain have unpacked their hearts in words about Zuleika. They spoke of this and that, automatically, none listening to another—each man listening, wide-eyed, to his own heart’s solo on the Zuleika theme, and drinking rather more champagne than was good for him. Maybe, these youths sowed in themselves, on this night, the seeds of lifelong intemperance. We cannot tell. They did not live long enough for us to know.

The MacQuern and Mr. Trent-Garby, Sir John Marraby and Lord Sayes, they too—although they weren’t great speakers—wanted to express their feelings about Zuleika. They talked about different things, almost mechanically, with no one really listening to anyone else—each guy was lost in his own thoughts about Zuleika, and pouring a little too much champagne for their own good. Maybe, on this night, these young men planted the seeds of a lifelong struggle with excess. We can’t say for sure. They didn’t live long enough for us to find out.

While the six dined, a seventh, invisible to them, leaned moodily against the mantel-piece, watching them. He was not of their time. His long brown hair was knotted in a black riband behind. He wore a pale brocaded coat and lace ruffles, silken stockings, a sword. Privy to their doom, he watched them. He was loth that his Junta must die. Yes, his. Could the diners have seen him, they would have known him by his resemblance to the mezzotint portrait that hung on the wall above him. They would have risen to their feet in presence of Humphrey Greddon, founder and first president of the club.

While the six were eating, a seventh person, invisible to them, leaned gloomily against the mantelpiece, watching them. He didn’t belong to their time. His long brown hair was tied back with a black ribbon. He wore a pale brocade coat and lace cuffs, silk stockings, and a sword. Aware of their fate, he kept an eye on them. He was reluctant that his group must face death. Yes, his. If the diners could have seen him, they would have recognized him by his likeness to the mezzotint portrait hanging on the wall above him. They would have stood up in the presence of Humphrey Greddon, the founder and first president of the club.

His face was not so oval, nor were his eyes so big, nor his lips so full, nor his hands so delicate, as they appeared in the mezzotint. Yet (bating the conventions of eighteenth-century portraiture) the likeness was a good one. Humphrey Greddon was not less well-knit and graceful than the painter had made him, and, hard though the lines of the face were, there was about him a certain air of high romance that could not be explained away by the fact that he was of a period not our own. You could understand the great love that Nellie O’Mora had borne him.

His face wasn’t as oval, his eyes weren’t as large, his lips weren’t as full, and his hands weren’t as delicate as they looked in the mezzotint. Still, (setting aside the conventions of eighteenth-century portraiture) the resemblance was strong. Humphrey Greddon was just as well-built and graceful as the painter had portrayed him, and even though the features of his face were sharp, there was an undeniable aura of high romance about him that couldn't be dismissed just because he belonged to a different era. You could see why Nellie O’Mora had such deep feelings for him.

Under the mezzotint hung Hoppner’s miniature of that lovely and ill-starred girl, with her soft dark eyes, and her curls all astray from beneath her little blue turban. And the Duke was telling Mr. Oover her story—how she had left her home for Humphrey Greddon when she was but sixteen, and he an undergraduate at Christ Church; and had lived for him in a cottage at Littlemore, whither he would ride, most days, to be with her; and how he tired of her, broke his oath that he would marry her, thereby broke her heart; and how she drowned herself in a mill-pond; and how Greddon was killed in Venice, two years later, duelling on the Riva Schiavoni with a Senator whose daughter he had seduced.

Under the mezzotint hung Hoppner’s miniature of that beautiful and doomed girl, with her soft dark eyes and her curls all messed up from underneath her little blue turban. The Duke was telling Mr. Oover her story—how she had left her home for Humphrey Greddon when she was just sixteen, and he was an undergraduate at Christ Church; and how she lived for him in a cottage at Littlemore, where he would ride most days to be with her; and how he grew tired of her, broke his promise to marry her, which broke her heart; and how she drowned herself in a mill pond; and how Greddon was killed in Venice two years later, dueling on the Riva Schiavoni with a Senator whose daughter he had seduced.

And he, Greddon, was not listening very attentively to the tale. He had heard it told so often in this room, and he did not understand the sentiments of the modern world. Nellie had been a monstrous pretty creature. He had adored her, and had done with her. It was right that she should always be toasted after dinner by the Junta, as in the days when first he loved her—“Here’s to Nellie O’Mora, the fairest witch that ever was or will be!” He would have resented the omission of that toast. But he was sick of the pitying, melting looks that were always cast towards her miniature. Nellie had been beautiful, but, by God! she was always a dunce and a simpleton. How could he have spent his life with her? She was a fool, by God! not to marry that fool Trailby, of Merton, whom he took to see her.

And he, Greddon, wasn't really paying attention to the story. He had heard it told so many times in this room, and he didn’t get the feelings of today's world. Nellie had been a stunningly beautiful girl. He had loved her and moved on. It was right that the Junta should always toast her after dinner, just like in the days when he first loved her—“Here’s to Nellie O’Mora, the fairest witch that ever was or will be!” He would have been upset if that toast was left out. But he was tired of the pitying, soft looks that were always directed at her picture. Nellie had been gorgeous, but honestly! she was always a fool and a simpleton. How could he have spent his life with her? She was an idiot, for sure! not to marry that idiot Trailby from Merton, whom he took to see her.

Mr. Oover’s moral tone, and his sense of chivalry, were of the American kind: far higher than ours, even, and far better expressed. Whereas the English guests of the Junta, when they heard the tale of Nellie O’Mora, would merely murmur “Poor girl!” or “What a shame!” Mr. Oover said in a tone of quiet authority that compelled Greddon’s ear “Duke, I hope I am not incognisant of the laws that govern the relations of guest and host. But, Duke, I aver deliberately that the founder of this fine old club; at which you are so splendidly entertaining me to-night, was an unmitigated scoundrel. I say he was not a white man.”

Mr. Oover's moral stance and his sense of chivalry were of the American type: even higher than ours and expressed much better. While the English guests of the Junta would simply murmur "Poor girl!" or "What a shame!" upon hearing Nellie O’Mora's story, Mr. Oover spoke in a calm authority that grabbed Greddon’s attention. "Duke, I hope I’m not unaware of the rules that govern the relationship between guests and hosts. But, Duke, I firmly state that the founder of this fine old club, where you’re hosting me so wonderfully tonight, was a total scoundrel. I claim he was not a white man."

At the word “scoundrel,” Humphrey Greddon had sprung forward, drawing his sword, and loudly, in a voice audible to himself alone, challenged the American to make good his words. Then, as this gentleman took no notice, with one clean straight thrust Greddon ran him through the heart, shouting “Die, you damned psalm-singer and traducer! And so die all rebels against King George!”* Withdrawing the blade, he wiped it daintily on his cambric handkerchief. There was no blood. Mr. Oover, with unpunctured shirt-front, was repeating “I say he was not a white man.” And Greddon remembered himself—remembered he was only a ghost, impalpable, impotent, of no account. “But I shall meet you in Hell to-morrow,” he hissed in Oover’s face. And there he was wrong. It is quite certain that Oover went to Heaven.

At the word “scoundrel,” Humphrey Greddon jumped forward, drawing his sword, and loudly, in a voice only he could hear, challenged the American to back up his words. When this gentleman ignored him, Greddon ran him through the heart with one clean thrust, shouting, “Die, you damned psalm-singer and traitor! And so die all rebels against King George!”* He withdrew the blade and delicately wiped it on his cambric handkerchief. There was no blood. Mr. Oover, with an unpunctured shirt front, was repeating, “I say he was not a white man.” And Greddon realized—he remembered he was just a ghost, insubstantial, powerless, of no significance. “But I’ll see you in Hell tomorrow,” he hissed in Oover’s face. And he was mistaken. It's certain that Oover went to Heaven.

   * Since Edward VII was on the throne at this time, Mr. Greddon must have been referring to George III.

Unable to avenge himself, Greddon had looked to the Duke to act for him. When he saw that this young man did but smile at Oover and make a vague deprecatory gesture, he again, in his wrath, forgot his disabilities. Drawing himself to his full height, he took with great deliberation a pinch of snuff, and, bowing low to the Duke, said “I am vastly obleeged to your Grace for the fine high Courage you have exhibited in the behalf of your most Admiring, most Humble Servant.” Then, having brushed away a speck of snuff from his jabot, he turned on his heel; and only in the doorway, where one of the club servants, carrying a decanter in each hand, walked straight through him, did he realise that he had not spoilt the Duke’s evening. With a volley of the most appalling eighteenth-century oaths, he passed back into the nether world.

Unable to get revenge, Greddon had looked to the Duke to act on his behalf. When he saw that the young man simply smiled at Oover and made a vague dismissive gesture, he again, in his anger, forgot his weaknesses. Standing tall, he took a deliberate pinch of snuff and, bowing low to the Duke, said, “I’m very grateful to your Grace for the bold courage you’ve shown on behalf of your most admiring and humble servant.” Then, having brushed off a speck of snuff from his collar, he turned on his heel; and only in the doorway, where one of the club servants, carrying a decanter in each hand, walked right through him, did he realize that he hadn’t ruined the Duke’s evening. With a string of the most shocking eighteenth-century curses, he went back into the shadows.

To the Duke, Nellie O’Mora had never been a very vital figure. He had often repeated the legend of her. But, having never known what love was, he could not imagine her rapture or her anguish. Himself the quarry of all Mayfair’s wise virgins, he had always—so far as he thought of the matter at all—suspected that Nellie’s death was due to thwarted ambition. But to-night, while he told Oover about her, he could see into her soul. Nor did he pity her. She had loved. She had known the one thing worth living for—and dying for. She, as she went down to the mill-pond, had felt just that ecstasy of self-sacrifice which he himself had felt to-day and would feel to-morrow. And for a while, too—for a full year—she had known the joy of being loved, had been for Greddon “the fairest witch that ever was or will be.” He could not agree with Oover’s long disquisition on her sufferings. And, glancing at her well-remembered miniature, he wondered just what it was in her that had captivated Greddon. He was in that blest state when a man cannot believe the earth has been trodden by any really beautiful or desirable lady save the lady of his own heart.

To the Duke, Nellie O’Mora had never been a significant figure. He often recounted her story. But having never experienced love, he couldn’t comprehend her joy or her pain. As the target of all Mayfair’s wise virgins, he had always—when he thought about it—suspected that Nellie’s death was due to unrealized ambition. But tonight, while he talked to Oover about her, he could see into her soul. And he didn’t feel sorry for her. She had loved. She had experienced the one thing worth living for—and dying for. As she approached the mill-pond, she had felt the same ecstasy of self-sacrifice that he himself felt today and would feel tomorrow. And for a while, too—for a whole year—she had known the joy of being loved, had been to Greddon “the fairest witch that ever was or will be.” He couldn’t agree with Oover’s lengthy discussion about her suffering. And, looking at her familiar miniature, he wondered what exactly it was in her that had captivated Greddon. He was in that blessed state where a man can’t believe that any truly beautiful or desirable woman has ever walked the earth except for the one in his heart.

The moment had come for the removal of the table-cloth. The mahogany of the Junta was laid bare—a clear dark lake, anon to reflect in its still and ruddy depths the candelabras and the fruit-cradles, the slender glasses and the stout old decanters, the forfeit-box and the snuff-box, and other paraphernalia of the dignity of dessert. Lucidly, and unwaveringly inverted in the depths these good things stood; and, so soon as the wine had made its circuit, the Duke rose and with uplifted glass proposed the first of the two toasts traditional to the Junta. “Gentlemen, I give you Church and State.”

The time had come to take off the tablecloth. The mahogany of the Junta was exposed—a dark, smooth surface, soon to reflect in its still and rich depths the candelabras and fruit bowls, the slender glasses and sturdy old decanters, the forfeit box and the snuff box, along with other items representing the elegance of dessert. Clearly and steadily, these fine things were mirrored in the depths; and as soon as the wine had made its rounds, the Duke stood up and, raising his glass, offered the first of the two toasts customary at the Junta. “Gentlemen, I propose a toast to Church and State.”

The toast having been honoured by all—and by none with a richer reverence than by Oover, despite his passionate mental reservation in favour of Pittsburg-Anabaptism and the Republican Ideal—the snuff-box was handed round, and fruit was eaten.

The toast was honored by everyone—and by no one with more respect than Oover, even with his strong personal preference for Pittsburg-Anabaptism and the Republican Ideal—the snuff-box was passed around, and fruit was enjoyed.

Presently, when the wine had gone round again, the Duke rose and with uplifted glass said “Gentlemen, I give you—” and there halted. Silent, frowning, flushed, he stood for a few moments, and then, with a deliberate gesture, tilted his glass and let fall the wine to the carpet. “No,” he said, looking round the table, “I cannot give you Nellie O’Mora.”

Currently, after the wine had been passed around again, the Duke stood up and, raising his glass, said, “Gentlemen, I give you—” and then paused. Silent, frowning, and flushed, he stood there for a few moments, and then, with a deliberate motion, tipped his glass and spilled the wine on the carpet. “No,” he said, looking around the table, “I cannot offer you Nellie O’Mora.”

“Why not?” gasped Sir John Marraby.

“Why not?” gasped Sir John Marraby.

“You have a right to ask that,” said the Duke, still standing. “I can only say that my conscience is stronger than my sense of what is due to the customs of the club. Nellie O’Mora,” he said, passing his hand over his brow, “may have been in her day the fairest witch that ever was—so fair that our founder had good reason to suppose her the fairest witch that ever would be. But his prediction was a false one. So at least it seems to me. Of course I cannot both hold this view and remain President of this club. MacQuern—Marraby—which of you is Vice-President?”

“You have the right to ask that,” said the Duke, still standing. “I can only say that my conscience is stronger than my sense of what the club’s customs demand. Nellie O’Mora,” he said, running his hand over his brow, “may have been the most beautiful witch of her time—so beautiful that our founder had every reason to believe she would always be the most beautiful witch. But it seems his prediction was mistaken. At least, that's how it looks to me. Of course, I can't hold this view and continue being President of this club. MacQuern—Marraby—which one of you is Vice-President?”

“He is,” said Marraby.

“He is,” Marraby said.

“Then, MacQuern, you are hereby President, vice myself resigned. Take the chair and propose the toast.”

“Then, MacQuern, you are now President, since I've resigned. Please take the chair and propose the toast.”

“I would rather not,” said The MacQuern after a pause.

“I'd prefer not to,” said The MacQuern after a pause.

“Then, Marraby, YOU must.”

“Then, Marraby, you have to.”

“Not I!” said Marraby.

"Not me!" said Marraby.

“Why is this?” asked the Duke, looking from one to the other.

“Why is this?” asked the Duke, looking from one person to the other.

The MacQuern, with Scotch caution, was silent. But the impulsive Marraby—Madcap Marraby, as they called him in B.N.C.—said “It’s because I won’t lie!” and, leaping up, raised his glass aloft and cried “I give you Zuleika Dobson, the fairest witch that ever was or will be!”

The MacQuern, with cautious restraint, remained quiet. But the reckless Marraby—Madcap Marraby, as he was known at B.N.C.—jumped up, raised his glass high, and exclaimed, “I give you Zuleika Dobson, the most beautiful enchantress there ever was or will be!”

Mr. Oover, Lord Sayes, Mr. Trent-Garby, sprang to their feet; The MacQuern rose to his. “Zuleika Dobson!” they cried, and drained their glasses.

Mr. Oover, Lord Sayes, Mr. Trent-Garby, jumped to their feet; The MacQuern stood up as well. “Zuleika Dobson!” they exclaimed, and finished their drinks.

Then, when they had resumed their seats, came an awkward pause. The Duke, still erect beside the chair he had vacated, looked very grave and pale. Marraby had taken an outrageous liberty. But “a member of the Junta can do no wrong,” and the liberty could not be resented. The Duke felt that the blame was on himself, who had elected Marraby to the club.

Then, once they had sat back down, there was an uncomfortable silence. The Duke, still standing next to the chair he had left, looked very serious and pale. Marraby had overstepped his bounds. But “a member of the Junta can do no wrong,” so the overstep couldn't be taken badly. The Duke realized that the fault lay with him for having chosen Marraby to join the club.

Mr. Oover, too, looked grave. All the antiquarian in him deplored the sudden rupture of a fine old Oxford tradition. All the chivalrous American in him resented the slight on that fair victim of the feudal system, Miss O’Mora. And, at the same time, all the Abimelech V. in him rejoiced at having honoured by word and act the one woman in the world.

Mr. Oover also appeared serious. The antique scholar in him lamented the abrupt end of a respected old Oxford tradition. The chivalrous American in him felt offended by the slight against Miss O'Mora, that gentle victim of the feudal system. And, at the same time, the Abimelech V. in him took pleasure in having recognized the one woman in the world through both words and actions.

Gazing around at the flushed faces and heaving shirt-fronts of the diners, the Duke forgot Marraby’s misdemeanour. What mattered far more to him was that here were five young men deeply under the spell of Zuleika. They must be saved, if possible. He knew how strong his influence was in the University. He knew also how strong was Zuleika’s. He had not much hope of the issue. But his new-born sense of duty to his fellows spurred him on. “Is there,” he asked with a bitter smile, “any one of you who doesn’t with his whole heart love Miss Dobson?”

Looking around at the flushed faces and gasping shirts of the diners, the Duke forgot Marraby's mistake. What mattered much more to him was that here were five young men completely captivated by Zuleika. They needed to be saved, if it was possible. He knew how much influence he had at the University. He also knew how powerful Zuleika's influence was. He didn't have much hope for the outcome. But his newfound sense of responsibility towards his peers motivated him. "Is there," he asked with a bitter smile, "anyone here who doesn't wholeheartedly love Miss Dobson?"

Nobody held up a hand.

No one raised a hand.

“As I feared,” said the Duke, knowing not that if a hand had been held up he would have taken it as a personal insult. No man really in love can forgive another for not sharing his ardour. His jealousy for himself when his beloved prefers another man is hardly a stronger passion than his jealousy for her when she is not preferred to all other women.

“As I feared,” said the Duke, unaware that if a hand had been offered, he would have seen it as a personal insult. No man truly in love can forgive another for not feeling the same passion. His jealousy for himself when his beloved chooses another man isn’t much stronger than his jealousy for her when she isn’t chosen above all other women.

“You know her only by sight—by repute?” asked the Duke. They signified that this was so. “I wish you would introduce me to her,” said Marraby.

“You only know her by sight—by her reputation?” asked the Duke. They confirmed that this was true. “I wish you would introduce me to her,” said Marraby.

“You are all coming to the Judas concert tonight?” the Duke asked, ignoring Marraby. “You have all secured tickets?” They nodded. “To hear me play, or to see Miss Dobson?” There was a murmur of “Both—both.” “And you would all of you, like Marraby, wish to be presented to this lady?” Their eyes dilated. “That way happiness lies, think you?”

“You're all going to the Judas concert tonight?” the Duke asked, ignoring Marraby. “Have you all gotten tickets?” They nodded. “Are you here to hear my performance, or to see Miss Dobson?” There was a murmur of “Both—both.” “And do you all, like Marraby, want to be introduced to this lady?” Their eyes widened. “Do you think that's where happiness lies?”

“Oh, happiness be hanged!” said Marraby.

“Oh, happiness be damned!” said Marraby.

To the Duke this seemed a profoundly sane remark—an epitome of his own sentiments. But what was right for himself was not right for all. He believed in convention as the best way for average mankind. And so, slowly, calmly, he told to his fellow-diners just what he had told a few hours earlier to those two young men in Salt Cellar. Not knowing that his words had already been spread throughout Oxford, he was rather surprised that they seemed to make no sensation. Quite flat, too, fell his appeal that the syren be shunned by all.

To the Duke, this seemed like a perfectly reasonable comment—an expression of his own feelings. But what worked for him didn’t work for everyone. He believed that sticking to conventions was the best approach for the average person. So, slowly and calmly, he shared with his fellow diners what he had told those two young men in the Salt Cellar just a few hours earlier. Not realizing that his words had already circulated through Oxford, he was a bit surprised that they didn't create any buzz. His plea for everyone to avoid the siren fell flat as well.

Mr. Oover, during his year of residence, had been sorely tried by the quaint old English custom of not making public speeches after private dinners. It was with a deep sigh of satisfaction that he now rose to his feet.

Mr. Oover, during his year of living here, had been really challenged by the quirky old English tradition of not giving public speeches after private dinners. It was with a big sigh of relief that he now got to his feet.

“Duke,” he said in a low voice, which yet penetrated to every corner of the room, “I guess I am voicing these gentlemen when I say that your words show up your good heart, all the time. Your mentality, too, is bully, as we all predicate. One may say without exaggeration that your scholarly and social attainments are a by-word throughout the solar system, and be-yond. We rightly venerate you as our boss. Sir, we worship the ground you walk on. But we owe a duty to our own free and independent manhood. Sir, we worship the ground Miss Z. Dobson treads on. We have pegged out a claim right there. And from that location we aren’t to be budged—not for bob-nuts. We asseverate we squat—where—we—squat, come—what—will. You say we have no chance to win Miss Z. Dobson. That—we—know. We aren’t worthy. We lie prone. Let her walk over us. You say her heart is cold. We don’t pro-fess we can take the chill off. But, Sir, we can’t be diverted out of loving her—not even by you, Sir. No, Sir! We love her, and—shall, and—will, Sir, with—our—latest breath.”

“Duke,” he said quietly, but his voice reached every corner of the room, “I think I speak for these gentlemen when I say that your words reveal your kind heart all the time. Your mindset is impressive, as we all agree. It’s not an exaggeration to say that your academic and social accomplishments are well-known across the entire universe and beyond. We rightfully admire you as our leader. Sir, we truly appreciate you. But we also have a responsibility to our own freedom and independence. Sir, we admire Miss Z. Dobson just as much. We have staked our claim right there. And from that spot, we won’t be moved—not for anything. We declare that we are here to stay—no matter what. You say we don’t stand a chance with Miss Z. Dobson. We know that. We’re not worthy. We lie down before her. You say her heart is cold. We don’t claim we can warm it up. But, Sir, nothing will stop us from loving her—not even you, Sir. No, Sir! We love her, and we will, with every last breath.”

This peroration evoked loud applause. “I love her, and shall, and will,” shouted each man. And again they honoured in wine her image. Sir John Marraby uttered a cry familiar in the hunting-field. The MacQuern contributed a few bars of a sentimental ballad in the dialect of his country. “Hurrah, hurrah!” shouted Mr. Trent-Garby. Lord Sayes hummed the latest waltz, waving his arms to its rhythm, while the wine he had just spilt on his shirt-front trickled unheeded to his waistcoat. Mr. Oover gave the Yale cheer.

This speech got a lot of applause. “I love her, and I always will,” shouted every man. Then they toasted her image with wine. Sir John Marraby let out a familiar hunting call. The MacQuern sang a few lines of a sentimental ballad in his native dialect. “Hurrah, hurrah!” yelled Mr. Trent-Garby. Lord Sayes hummed the latest waltz, waving his arms to the beat, while the wine he had just spilled on his shirt front dripped down to his waistcoat without him noticing. Mr. Oover cheered for Yale.

The genial din was wafted down through the open window to the passers-by. The wine-merchant across the way heard it, and smiled pensively. “Youth, youth!” he murmured.

The friendly noise drifted through the open window to those walking by. The wine merchant across the street heard it and smiled thoughtfully. “Youth, youth!” he whispered.

The genial din grew louder.

The friendly noise got louder.

At any other time, the Duke would have been jarred by the disgrace to the Junta. But now, as he stood with bent head, covering his face with his hands, he thought only of the need to rid these young men, here and now, of the influence that had befallen them. To-morrow his tragic example might be too late, the mischief have sunk too deep, the agony be life-long. His good breeding forbade him to cast over a dinner-table the shadow of his death. His conscience insisted that he must. He uncovered his face, and held up one hand for silence.

At any other time, the Duke would have been shocked by the disgrace to the Junta. But now, as he stood with his head down, covering his face with his hands, he could only think about the need to free these young men, right now, from the negative influence that had come upon them. Tomorrow, his tragic example might be too late, the damage could be too deep, and the pain could last a lifetime. His good manners prevented him from casting a shadow of his death over a dinner table. Yet his conscience insisted that he had to. He uncovered his face and raised one hand for silence.

“We are all of us,” he said, “old enough to remember vividly the demonstrations made in the streets of London when war was declared between us and the Transvaal Republic. You, Mr. Oover, doubtless heard in America the echoes of those ebullitions. The general idea was that the war was going to be a very brief and simple affair—what was called ‘a walk-over.’ To me, though I was only a small boy, it seemed that all this delirious pride in the prospect of crushing a trumpery foe argued a defect in our sense of proportion. Still, I was able to understand the demonstrators’ point of view. To ‘the giddy vulgar’ any sort of victory is pleasant. But defeat? If, when that war was declared, every one had been sure that not only should we fail to conquer the Transvaal, but that IT would conquer US—that not only would it make good its freedom and independence, but that we should forfeit ours—how would the cits have felt then? Would they not have pulled long faces, spoken in whispers, wept? You must forgive me for saying that the noise you have just made around this table was very like to the noise made on the verge of the Boer War. And your procedure seems to me as unaccountable as would have seemed the antics of those mobs if England had been plainly doomed to disaster and to vassalage. My guest here to-night, in the course of his very eloquent and racy speech, spoke of the need that he and you should preserve your ‘free and independent manhood.’ That seemed to me an irreproachable ideal. But I confess I was somewhat taken aback by my friend’s scheme for realising it. He declared his intention of lying prone and letting Miss Dobson ‘walk over’ him; and he advised you to follow his example; and to this counsel you gave evident approval. Gentlemen, suppose that on the verge of the aforesaid war, some orator had said to the British people ‘It is going to be a walk-over for our enemy in the field. Mr. Kruger holds us in the hollow of his hand. In subjection to him we shall find our long-lost freedom and independence’—what would have been Britannia’s answer? What, on reflection, is yours to Mr. Oover? What are Mr. Oover’s own second thoughts?” The Duke paused, with a smile to his guest.

“We're all old enough,” he said, “to clearly remember the protests in the streets of London when war was declared between us and the Transvaal Republic. You, Mr. Oover, surely heard in America the echoes of those events. The general idea was that the war would be short and straightforward—what some called ‘a walk-over.’ To me, even as a kid, it seemed like all this excited pride in the idea of defeating a minor enemy showed a flaw in our sense of reality. Still, I could understand the demonstrators’ perspective. For ‘the easily impressed,’ any kind of victory is thrilling. But defeat? If, at the declaration of that war, everyone had been certain that not only would we fail to conquer the Transvaal but that it would conquer us—that not only would it secure its freedom and independence, but we'd lose ours—how would people have reacted? Would they not have looked solemn, spoken softly, cried? Please forgive me for saying that the noise you just made around this table was quite similar to the noise made just before the Boer War. And your approach seems as puzzling as those crowds would have seemed if it was clear that England was facing disaster and subjugation. My guest tonight, during his very eloquent and lively speech, talked about the need for him and you to maintain your ‘free and independent manhood.’ That struck me as a commendable ideal. But I admit I was a bit surprised by my friend’s plan to achieve it. He announced his intention to lie down and let Miss Dobson ‘walk over’ him, and he urged you to do the same, to which you clearly agreed. Gentlemen, suppose that just before the aforementioned war, an orator had told the British people, ‘It's going to be a walk-over for our enemy in the field. Mr. Kruger has us at his mercy. In obeying him, we'll find our long-lost freedom and independence’—what would have been Britannia’s response? What, upon reflection, is yours to Mr. Oover? What are Mr. Oover’s own second thoughts?” The Duke paused, smiling at his guest.

“Go right ahead, Duke,” said Mr. Oover. “I’ll re-ply when my turn comes.”

“Go ahead, Duke,” Mr. Oover said. “I’ll respond when it’s my turn.”

“And not utterly demolish me, I hope,” said the Duke. His was the Oxford manner. “Gentlemen,” he continued, “is it possible that Britannia would have thrown her helmet in the air, shrieking ‘Slavery for ever’? You, gentlemen, seem to think slavery a pleasant and an honourable state. You have less experience of it than I. I have been enslaved to Miss Dobson since yesterday evening; you, only since this afternoon; I, at close quarters; you, at a respectful distance. Your fetters have not galled you yet. MY wrists, MY ankles, are excoriated. The iron has entered into my soul. I droop. I stumble. Blood flows from me. I quiver and curse. I writhe. The sun mocks me. The moon titters in my face. I can stand it no longer. I will no more of it. Tomorrow I die.”

“And I hope you don’t completely destroy me,” said the Duke. He had that Oxford style. “Gentlemen,” he continued, “is it really possible that Britannia would have thrown her helmet in the air, shouting ‘Slavery forever’? You gentlemen seem to think slavery is a pleasant and honorable condition. You have less experience with it than I do. I’ve been enslaved by Miss Dobson since last night; you’ve only been at it since this afternoon; I’ve faced it up close; you’ve seen it from a distance. Your chains haven’t bothered you yet. MY wrists, MY ankles, are raw. The iron has penetrated my soul. I’m fading. I’m stumbling. Blood is flowing from me. I tremble and curse. I writhe. The sun mocks me. The moon snickers in my face. I can’t take it any longer. I want no more of it. Tomorrow I die.”

The flushed faces of the diners grew gradually pale. Their eyes lost lustre. Their tongues clove to the roofs of their mouths.

The flushed faces of the diners gradually turned pale. Their eyes lost their shine. Their tongues stuck to the roofs of their mouths.

At length, almost inaudibly, The MacQuern asked “Do you mean you are going to commit suicide?”

At last, almost whispering, The MacQuern asked, “Are you saying you’re going to take your own life?”

“Yes,” said the Duke, “if you choose to put it in that way. Yes. And it is only by a chance that I did not commit suicide this afternoon.”

“Yes,” said the Duke, “if you want to put it that way. Yes. And it’s only by chance that I didn’t end my life this afternoon.”

“You—don’t—say,” gasped Mr. Oover.

"You don't say," gasped Mr. Oover.

“I do indeed,” said the Duke. “And I ask you all to weigh well my message.”

“I really do,” said the Duke. “And I ask all of you to carefully consider my message.”

“But—but does Miss Dobson know?” asked Sir John.

“But—does Miss Dobson know?” asked Sir John.

“Oh yes,” was the reply. “Indeed, it was she who persuaded me not to die till to-morrow.”

“Oh yes,” was the reply. “Actually, it was her who convinced me not to die until tomorrow.”

“But—but,” faltered Lord Sayes, “I saw her saying good-bye to you in Judas Street. And—and she looked quite—as if nothing had happened.”

“But—but,” stumbled Lord Sayes, “I saw her saying goodbye to you on Judas Street. And—and she looked completely—as if nothing had happened.”

“Nothing HAD happened,” said the Duke. “And she was very much pleased to have me still with her. But she isn’t so cruel as to hinder me from dying for her to-morrow. I don’t think she exactly fixed the hour. It shall be just after the Eights have been rowed. An earlier death would mark in me a lack of courtesy to that contest... It seems strange to you that I should do this thing? Take warning by me. Muster all your will-power, and forget Miss Dobson. Tear up your tickets for the concert. Stay here and play cards. Play high. Or rather, go back to your various Colleges, and speed the news I have told you. Put all Oxford on its guard against this woman who can love no lover. Let all Oxford know that I, Dorset, who had so much reason to love life—I, the nonpareil—am going to die for the love I bear this woman. And let no man think I go unwilling. I am no lamb led to the slaughter. I am priest as well as victim. I offer myself up with a pious joy. But enough of this cold Hebraism! It is ill-attuned to my soul’s mood. Self-sacrifice—bah! Regard me as a voluptuary. I am that. All my baffled ardour speeds me to the bosom of Death. She is gentle and wanton. She knows I could never have loved her for her own sake. She has no illusions about me. She knows well I come to her because not otherwise may I quench my passion.”

“Nothing has happened,” said the Duke. “And she’s very pleased to still have me with her. But she’s not so cruel as to stop me from dying for her tomorrow. I don’t think she really set the time. It’ll be just after the Eights have been rowed. An earlier death would show a lack of courtesy to that race... Does it seem strange to you that I would do this? Take my advice. Gather all your willpower and forget Miss Dobson. Rip up your concert tickets. Stay here and play cards. Bet big. Or better yet, go back to your Colleges and spread the word I’ve shared with you. Warn all of Oxford about this woman who can’t truly love any lover. Let everyone know that I, Dorset, who had so many reasons to love life—I, unmatched—am going to die for the love I feel for this woman. And let no one think I’m going willingly. I’m no lamb led to slaughter. I’m both priest and victim. I offer myself up with joyful devotion. But enough of this cold solemnity! It doesn’t match my mood. Self-sacrifice—ugh! Think of me as a pleasure-seeker. I am that. All my frustrated passion rushes me into the arms of Death. She is gentle and seductive. She knows I could never love her for her own sake. She has no delusions about me. She knows very well I come to her because that’s the only way I can satisfy my desire.”

There was a long silence. The Duke, looking around at the bent heads and drawn mouths of his auditors, saw that his words had gone home. It was Marraby who revealed how powerfully home they had gone.

There was a long silence. The Duke, looking around at the lowered heads and tense faces of his audience, realized that his words had hit home. It was Marraby who showed just how deeply they had resonated.

“Dorset,” he said huskily, “I shall die too.”

“Dorset,” he said hoarsely, “I will die too.”

The Duke flung up his hands, staring wildly.

The Duke threw up his hands, staring in shock.

“I stand in with that,” said Mr. Oover.

“I agree with that,” said Mr. Oover.

“So do I!” said Lord Sayes. “And I!” said Mr. Trent-Garby; “And I!” The MacQuern.

“So do I!” said Lord Sayes. “And I!” said Mr. Trent-Garby; “And I!” The MacQuern.

The Duke found voice. “Are you mad?” he asked, clutching at his throat. “Are you all mad?”

The Duke spoke up. “Are you crazy?” he asked, gripping his throat. “Is everyone here insane?”

“No, Duke,” said Mr. Oover. “Or, if we are, you have no right to be at large. You have shown us the way. We—take it.”

“No, Duke,” Mr. Oover said. “Or if we are, you shouldn’t be out here. You’ve shown us the way. We—will take it.”

“Just so,” said The MacQuern, stolidly.

"Exactly," said The MacQuern, with no expression.

“Listen, you fools,” cried the Duke. But through the open window came the vibrant stroke of some clock. He wheeled round, plucked out his watch—nine!—the concert!—his promise not to be late!—Zuleika!

“Listen, you fools,” shouted the Duke. But through the open window came the striking sound of a clock. He turned around, pulled out his watch—nine!—the concert!—his promise not to be late!—Zuleika!

All other thoughts vanished. In an instant he dodged beneath the sash of the window. From the flower-box he sprang to the road beneath. (The facade of the house is called, to this day, Dorset’s Leap.) Alighting with the legerity of a cat, he swerved leftward in the recoil, and was off, like a streak of mulberry-coloured lightning, down the High.

All other thoughts disappeared. In a moment, he ducked under the window's sash. He jumped from the flower box to the road below. (The front of the house is still known as Dorset’s Leap.) Landing as gracefully as a cat, he veered to the left in a quick motion and took off, like a flash of mulberry-colored lightning, down the High.

The other men had rushed to the window, fearing the worst. “No,” cried Oover. “That’s all right. Saves time!” and he raised himself on to the window-box. It splintered under his weight. He leapt heavily but well, followed by some uprooted geraniums. Squaring his shoulders, he threw back his head, and doubled down the slope.

The other guys hurried to the window, worried about what they might see. “No,” shouted Oover. “It’s fine. It saves us time!” and he climbed up onto the window box. It broke under him. He jumped down with a heavy thump, taking some geraniums with him. Straightening his shoulders, he tilted his head back and raced down the slope.

There was a violent jostle between the remaining men. The MacQuern cannily got out of it, and rushed downstairs. He emerged at the front-door just after Marraby touched ground. The Baronet’s left ankle had twisted under him. His face was drawn with pain as he hopped down the High on his right foot, fingering his ticket for the concert. Next leapt Lord Sayes. And last of all leapt Mr. Trent-Garby, who, catching his foot in the ruined flower-box, fell headlong, and was, I regret to say, killed. Lord Sayes passed Sir John in a few paces. The MacQuern overtook Mr. Oover at St. Mary’s and outstripped him in Radcliffe Square. The Duke came in an easy first.

There was a chaotic scramble among the remaining men. The MacQuern cleverly slipped away and rushed downstairs. He walked out the front door just as Marraby landed. The Baronet had twisted his left ankle and his face was contorted in pain as he hopped down the street on his right foot, clutching his concert ticket. Next, Lord Sayes jumped out. Finally, Mr. Trent-Garby jumped last but tripped over the broken flower box and fell flat, resulting in his unfortunate death. Lord Sayes passed Sir John in just a few steps. The MacQuern caught up to Mr. Oover at St. Mary’s and sped ahead of him in Radcliffe Square. The Duke came in comfortably first.

Youth, youth!

Young people, young people!





IX

Across the Front Quadrangle, heedless of the great crowd to right and left, Dorset rushed. Up the stone steps to the Hall he bounded, and only on the Hall’s threshold was he brought to a pause. The doorway was blocked by the backs of youths who had by hook and crook secured standing-room. The whole scene was surprisingly unlike that of the average College concert.

Across the Front Quadrangle, ignoring the huge crowd on either side, Dorset hurried. He raced up the stone steps to the Hall and only stopped at the threshold. The doorway was crowded with the backs of students who had somehow managed to find a spot to stand. The entire scene was surprisingly different from your typical college concert.

“Let me pass,” said the Duke, rather breathlessly. “Thank you. Make way please. Thanks.” And with quick-pulsing heart he made his way down the aisle to the front row. There awaited him a surprise that was like a douche of cold water full in his face. Zuleika was not there! It had never occurred to him that she herself might not be punctual.

“Let me through,” said the Duke, somewhat out of breath. “Thank you. Please move aside. Thanks.” With a racing heart, he made his way down the aisle to the front row. There, he was met with a shock that hit him like a splash of cold water. Zuleika was not there! It had never crossed his mind that she might not be on time.

The Warden was there, reading his programme with an air of great solemnity. “Where,” asked the Duke, “is your grand-daughter?” His tone was as of a man saying “If she is dead, don’t break it gently to me.”

The Warden was present, looking over his schedule with a serious expression. “Where,” the Duke asked, “is your granddaughter?” His tone sounded like someone saying, “If she’s passed away, just tell me straight.”

“My grand-daughter?” said the Warden. “Ah, Duke, good evening.”

“My granddaughter?” said the Warden. “Ah, Duke, good evening.”

“She’s not ill?”

"She's not sick?"

“Oh no, I think not. She said something about changing the dress she wore at dinner. She will come.” And the Warden thanked his young friend for the great kindness he had shown to Zuleika. He hoped the Duke had not let her worry him with her artless prattle. “She seems to be a good, amiable girl,” he added, in his detached way.

“Oh no, I don’t think so. She mentioned something about changing the dress she wore at dinner. She will come.” And the Warden thanked his young friend for the kindness he had shown to Zuleika. He hoped the Duke hadn’t let her bother him with her innocent chatter. “She seems to be a nice, friendly girl,” he added, in his indifferent manner.

Sitting beside him, the Duke looked curiously at the venerable profile, as at a mummy’s. To think that this had once been a man! To think that his blood flowed in the veins of Zuleika! Hitherto the Duke had seen nothing grotesque in him—had regarded him always as a dignified specimen of priest and scholar. Such a life as the Warden’s, year following year in ornamental seclusion from the follies and fusses of the world, had to the Duke seemed rather admirable and enviable. Often he himself had (for a minute or so) meditated taking a fellowship at All Souls and spending here in Oxford the greater part of his life. He had never been young, and it never had occurred to him that the Warden had been young once. To-night he saw the old man in a new light—saw that he was mad. Here was a man who—for had he not married and begotten a child?—must have known, in some degree, the emotion of love. How, after that, could he have gone on thus, year by year, rusting among his books, asking no favour of life, waiting for death without a sign of impatience? Why had he not killed himself long ago? Why cumbered he the earth?

Sitting next to him, the Duke curiously studied the aging figure, like one would a mummy. To think that this had once been a man! To think that his blood ran in Zuleika's veins! Until now, the Duke had seen nothing absurd in him—had always viewed him as a dignified example of a priest and scholar. The Warden's life, year after year spent in a decorative seclusion away from the world's silliness and distractions, seemed admirable and enviable to the Duke. Often he had even contemplated taking a fellowship at All Souls and spending most of his life here in Oxford. He had never been young himself, and it had never occurred to him that the Warden had once been young. Tonight, he saw the old man in a different light—recognized that he was mad. Here was a man who—after all, hadn’t he married and had a child?—must have known, at least to some extent, the feeling of love. How could he have continued living like this, year after year, stagnating among his books, asking nothing from life, waiting for death without any sign of impatience? Why hadn’t he ended his life long ago? Why did he still take up space on this earth?

On the dais an undergraduate was singing a song entitled “She Loves Not Me.” Such plaints are apt to leave us unharrowed. Across the footlights of an opera-house, the despair of some Italian tenor in red tights and a yellow wig may be convincing enough. Not so, at a concert, the despair of a shy British amateur in evening dress. The undergraduate on the dais, fumbling with his sheet of music while he predicted that only when he were “laid within the church-yard cold and grey” would his lady begin to pity him, seemed to the Duke rather ridiculous; but not half so ridiculous as the Warden. This fictitious love-affair was less nugatory than the actual humdrum for which Dr. Dobson had sold his soul to the devil. Also, little as one might suspect it, the warbler was perhaps expressing a genuine sentiment. Zuleika herself, belike, was in his thoughts.

On the stage, an undergraduate was singing a song called “She Loves Not Me.” Such complaints usually leave us unaffected. In an opera house, the despair of some Italian tenor in red tights and a yellow wig might seem convincing. But at a concert, the sadness of a shy British amateur in evening wear falls flat. The undergraduate on the stage, struggling with his sheet of music as he predicted that only when he was “laid within the church-yard cold and grey” would his lady start to pity him, appeared rather silly to the Duke; but not nearly as silly as the Warden. This imaginary love affair was less pointless than the actual mundane life for which Dr. Dobson had sold his soul. Also, as unlikely as it may seem, the singer might actually be feeling real emotions. Zuleika herself was likely on his mind.

As he began the second stanza, predicting that when his lady died too the angels of heaven would bear her straight to him, the audience heard a loud murmur, or subdued roar, outside the Hall. And after a few bars the warbler suddenly ceased, staring straight in front of him as though he saw a vision. Automatically, all heads veered in the direction of his gaze. From the entrance, slowly along the aisle, came Zuleika, brilliant in black.

As he started the second stanza, predicting that when his lady passed away, the angels of heaven would bring her directly to him, the audience heard a loud murmur, or soft roar, from outside the Hall. After a few lines, the singer suddenly stopped, staring ahead as if he were seeing a vision. Automatically, everyone turned their heads to follow his gaze. From the entrance, slowly walking down the aisle, came Zuleika, stunning in black.

To the Duke, who had rapturously risen, she nodded and smiled as she swerved down on the chair beside him. She looked to him somehow different. He had quite forgiven her for being late: her mere presence was a perfect excuse. And the very change in her, though he could not define it, was somehow pleasing to him. He was about to question her, but she shook her head and held up to her lips a black-gloved forefinger, enjoining silence for the singer, who, with dogged British pluck, had harked back to the beginning of the second stanza. When his task was done and he shuffled down from the dais, he received a great ovation. Zuleika, in the way peculiar to persons who are in the habit of appearing before the public, held her hands well above the level of her brow, and clapped them with a vigour demonstrative not less of her presence than of her delight.

To the Duke, who had eagerly stood up, she nodded and smiled as she settled into the chair next to him. She seemed somehow different to him. He had completely forgiven her for being late; her mere presence was the perfect excuse. The very change in her, though he couldn't quite put his finger on it, was somehow pleasing to him. He was about to ask her something, but she shook her head and held up a black-gloved finger to her lips, signaling for silence for the singer, who, with determined British spirit, had gone back to the start of the second stanza. When he finished and stepped down from the stage, he was met with a huge ovation. Zuleika, in a way typical of people who frequently perform in public, held her hands high above her brow and clapped them vigorously, showing both her presence and her delight.

“And now,” she asked, turning to the Duke, “do you see? do you see?”

“And now,” she asked, turning to the Duke, “do you see? Do you see?”

“Something, yes. But what?”

“Something, yes. But what is it?”

“Isn’t it plain?” Lightly she touched the lobe of her left ear. “Aren’t you flattered?”

“Isn't it obvious?” She lightly touched her left earlobe. “Aren't you flattered?”

He knew now what made the difference. It was that her little face was flanked by two black pearls.

He now understood what made the difference. It was that her little face was framed by two black pearls.

“Think,” said she, “how deeply I must have been brooding over you since we parted!”

“Think,” she said, “about how much I must have been thinking about you since we separated!”

“Is this really,” he asked, pointing to the left ear-ring, “the pearl you wore to-day?”

“Is this actually,” he asked, pointing to the left earring, “the pearl you wore today?”

“Yes. Isn’t it strange? A man ought to be pleased when a woman goes quite unconsciously into mourning for him—goes just because she really does mourn him.”

“Yes. Isn’t it odd? A guy should feel flattered when a woman goes into mourning for him without even realizing it—she does it simply because she genuinely misses him.”

“I am more than pleased. I am touched. When did the change come?”

“I’m more than happy. I’m really moved. When did the change happen?”

“I don’t know. I only noticed it after dinner, when I saw myself in the mirror. All through dinner I had been thinking of you and of—well, of to-morrow. And this dear sensitive pink pearl had again expressed my soul. And there was I, in a yellow gown with green embroideries, gay as a jacamar, jarring hideously on myself. I covered my eyes and rushed upstairs, rang the bell and tore my things off. My maid was very cross.”

“I don’t know. I only noticed it after dinner when I saw myself in the mirror. Throughout dinner, I had been thinking about you and—well, about tomorrow. And this dear sensitive pink pearl had once again reflected my soul. And there I was, in a yellow dress with green embroidery, vibrant as a jacamar, clashing horribly with myself. I covered my eyes and rushed upstairs, rang the bell, and ripped off my clothes. My maid was really annoyed.”

Cross! The Duke was shot through with envy of one who was in a position to be unkind to Zuleika. “Happy maid!” he murmured. Zuleika replied that he was stealing her thunder: hadn’t she envied the girl at his lodgings? “But I,” she said, “wanted only to serve you in meekness. The idea of ever being pert to you didn’t enter into my head. You show a side of your character as unpleasing as it was unforeseen.”

Cross! The Duke was filled with envy toward someone who could be unkind to Zuleika. “Lucky girl!” he muttered. Zuleika shot back that he was stealing her spotlight: hadn’t she envied the girl at his place? “But I,” she said, “only wanted to serve you humbly. The thought of ever being disrespectful to you didn’t even cross my mind. You’re showing a side of yourself that’s as unpleasant as it is surprising.”

“Perhaps then,” said the Duke, “it is as well that I am going to die.” She acknowledged his rebuke with a pretty gesture of penitence. “You may have been faultless in love,” he added; “but you would not have laid down your life for me.”

“Maybe then,” said the Duke, “it's for the best that I’m about to die.” She accepted his criticism with a charming gesture of remorse. “You might have been perfect in love,” he continued, “but you wouldn’t have sacrificed your life for me.”

“Oh,” she answered, “wouldn’t I though? You don’t know me. That is just the sort of thing I should have loved to do. I am much more romantic than you are, really. I wonder,” she said, glancing at his breast, “if YOUR pink pearl would have turned black? And I wonder if YOU would have taken the trouble to change that extraordinary coat you are wearing?”

“Oh,” she replied, “wouldn’t I? You don’t really know me. That’s exactly the kind of thing I would have loved to do. I’m actually way more romantic than you are. I wonder,” she said, looking at his chest, “if YOUR pink pearl would have gone black? And I’m curious if YOU would have bothered to switch out that incredible coat you’re wearing?”

In sooth, no costume could have been more beautifully Cimmerian than Zuleika’s. And yet, thought the Duke, watching her as the concert proceeded, the effect of her was not lugubrious. Her darkness shone. The black satin gown she wore was a stream of shifting high-lights. Big black diamonds were around her throat and wrists, and tiny black diamonds starred the fan she wielded. In her hair gleamed a great raven’s wing. And brighter, brighter than all these were her eyes. Assuredly no, there was nothing morbid about her. Would one even (wondered the Duke, for a disloyal instant) go so far as to say she was heartless? Ah no, she was merely strong. She was one who could tread the tragic plane without stumbling, and be resilient in the valley of the shadow. What she had just said was no more than the truth: she would have loved to die for him, had he not forfeited her heart. She would have asked no tears. That she had none to shed for him now, that she did but share his exhilaration, was the measure of her worthiness to have the homage of his self-slaughter.

Honestly, no outfit could have been more strikingly dark than Zuleika’s. And yet, the Duke thought, watching her as the concert went on, she didn’t have a gloomy effect. Her darkness radiated. The black satin gown she wore was a cascade of shifting highlights. Large black diamonds adorned her neck and wrists, and tiny black diamonds decorated the fan she held. In her hair sparkled a great raven’s wing. And brighter than all of that were her eyes. Certainly not, there was nothing morbid about her. Would one even (the Duke wondered, for a moment of treachery) say she was cold-hearted? Oh no, she was simply strong. She was someone who could navigate the tragic moments without faltering and stand tall in the face of darkness. What she had just said was nothing but the truth: she would have been willing to die for him, had he not broken her heart. She wouldn’t have asked for any tears. The fact that she had none to shed for him now, that she only shared in his excitement, was a testament to her deserving the tribute of his self-destruction.

“By the way,” she whispered, “I want to ask one little favour of you. Will you, please, at the last moment to-morrow, call out my name in a loud voice, so that every one around can hear?”

“By the way,” she whispered, “I want to ask you for a small favor. Can you please call out my name in a loud voice tomorrow at the last moment, so that everyone around can hear?”

“Of course I will.”

"Definitely, I will."

“So that no one shall ever be able to say it wasn’t for me that you died, you know.”

“So that no one will ever be able to say it wasn’t my fault that you died, you know.”

“May I use simply your Christian name?”

“Can I just use your first name?”

“Yes, I really don’t see why you shouldn’t—at such a moment.”

“Yes, I honestly don’t understand why you shouldn’t—at a time like this.”

“Thank you.” His face glowed.

“Thanks.” His face glowed.

Thus did they commune, these two, radiant without and within. And behind them, throughout the Hall, the undergraduates craned their necks for a glimpse. The Duke’s piano solo, which was the last item in the first half of the programme, was eagerly awaited. Already, whispered first from the lips of Oover and the others who had come on from the Junta, the news of his resolve had gone from ear to ear among the men. He, for his part, had forgotten the scene at the Junta, the baleful effect of his example. For him the Hall was a cave of solitude—no one there but Zuleika and himself. Yet almost, like the late Mr. John Bright, he heard in the air the beating of the wings of the Angel of Death. Not awful wings; little wings that sprouted from the shoulders of a rosy and blindfold child. Love and Death—for him they were exquisitely one. And it seemed to him, when his turn came to play, that he floated, rather than walked, to the dais.

So these two talked, glowing both inside and out. Behind them, throughout the hall, the students craned their necks for a look. The Duke’s piano solo, which was the last part of the first half of the show, was highly anticipated. The news of his decision had already spread from Oover and the others who came from the Junta, passing from ear to ear among the crowd. He had, for his part, forgotten the scene at the Junta and the negative impact of his choice. For him, the hall felt like a secluded cave—only Zuleika and himself were present. Yet, almost like the late Mr. John Bright, he sensed in the air the flutter of the wings of the Angel of Death. Not terrifying wings; delicate wings sprouting from the shoulders of a rosy, blindfolded child. Love and Death—for him, they were beautifully intertwined. And it felt to him, when it was time for him to play, that he floated rather than walked to the stage.

He had not considered what he would play tonight. Nor, maybe, was he conscious now of choosing. His fingers caressed the keyboard vaguely; and anon this ivory had voice and language; and for its master, and for some of his hearers, arose a vision. And it was as though in delicate procession, very slowly, listless with weeping, certain figures passed by, hooded, and drooping forasmuch as by the loss of him whom they were following to his grave their own hold on life had been loosened. He had been so beautiful and young. Lo, he was but a burden to be carried hence, dust to be hidden out of sight. Very slowly, very wretchedly they went by. But, as they went, another feeling, faint at first, an all but imperceptible current, seemed to flow through the procession; and now one, now another of the mourners would look wanly up, with cast-back hood, as though listening; and anon all were listening on their way, first in wonder, then in rapture; for the soul of their friend was singing to them: they heard his voice, but clearer and more blithe than they had ever known it—a voice etherealised by a triumph of joy that was not yet for them to share. But presently the voice receded, its echoes dying away into the sphere whence it came. It ceased; and the mourners were left alone again with their sorrow, and passed on all unsolaced, and drooping, weeping.

He hadn't thought about what he would play tonight. Maybe he wasn't even aware he was making a choice. His fingers lightly touched the keyboard, and soon the ivory produced sound and meaning; a vision emerged for him and some of his listeners. It felt like a delicate procession moving slowly by, listless with grief, as certain figures, hooded and drooping, followed the one they were mourning to his grave, their own grip on life loosened by his loss. He had been so beautiful and young. Now, he was just a burden to be carried away, dust to be hidden out of sight. They moved slowly, sadly. But as they passed, another feeling began to stir, faint at first, like an almost imperceptible current flowing through the procession; one by one, the mourners would lift their heads, hood thrown back, as if listening. Soon they all listened on their way, first in wonder, then in joy; for the soul of their friend was singing to them: they heard his voice, clearer and more cheerful than they had ever known it—a voice uplifted by a joy that they couldn't yet share. But soon the voice faded, its echoes drifting back to the place it came from. It stopped, leaving the mourners alone once more with their grief, continuing on, unsolaced, drooping, and weeping.

Soon after the Duke had begun to play, an invisible figure came and stood by and listened; a frail man, dressed in the fashion of 1840; the shade of none other than Frederic Chopin. Behind whom, a moment later, came a woman of somewhat masculine aspect and dominant demeanour, mounting guard over him, and, as it were, ready to catch him if he fell. He bowed his head lower and lower, he looked up with an ecstasy more and more intense, according to the procedure of his Marche Funebre. And among the audience, too, there was a bowing and uplifting of heads, just as among the figures of the mourners evoked. Yet the head of the player himself was all the while erect, and his face glad and serene. Nobly sensitive as was his playing of the mournful passages, he smiled brilliantly through them.

Soon after the Duke started to play, an invisible figure approached and stood by to listen; a frail man dressed in the style of 1840—none other than Frederic Chopin. Behind him, a moment later, came a woman with a somewhat masculine edge and a commanding presence, keeping watch over him, ready to catch him if he fell. He bowed his head lower and lower, looking up with increasingly intense ecstasy, following the vibe of his Marche Funebre. Among the audience, there was also a bowing and lifting of heads, just like the mourners drawn in. Yet, the player himself kept his head upright, his face bright and peaceful. Even as he played the sorrowful passages with noble sensitivity, he smiled radiantly through them.

And Zuleika returned his gaze with a smile not less gay. She was not sure what he was playing. But she assumed that it was for her, and that the music had some reference to his impending death. She was one of the people who say “I don’t know anything about music really, but I know what I like.” And she liked this; and she beat time to it with her fan. She thought her Duke looked very handsome. She was proud of him. Strange that this time yesterday she had been wildly in love with him! Strange, too, that this time to-morrow he would be dead! She was immensely glad she had saved him this afternoon. To-morrow! There came back to her what he had told her about the omen at Tankerton, that stately home: “On the eve of the death of a Duke of Dorset, two black owls come always and perch on the battlements. They remain there through the night, hooting. At dawn they fly away, none knows whither.” Perhaps, thought she, at this very moment these two birds were on the battlements.

And Zuleika met his gaze with a smile just as bright. She didn't quite know what he was playing, but she figured it was for her and that the music hinted at his upcoming death. She was one of those people who say, “I don’t really know much about music, but I know what I like.” And she liked this; she kept time with her fan. She thought her Duke looked very handsome and felt proud of him. It was strange that just yesterday she had been madly in love with him! It was also strange that by this time tomorrow, he would be gone! She felt so glad that she had saved him this afternoon. Tomorrow! She recalled what he had told her about the omen at Tankerton, that grand estate: “On the eve of a Duke of Dorset’s death, two black owls always come and perch on the battlements. They stay there all night, hooting. At dawn, they fly away, no one knows where.” Perhaps, she thought, at this very moment, those two birds were on the battlements.

The music ceased. In the hush that followed it, her applause rang sharp and notable. Not so Chopin’s. Of him and his intense excitement none but his companion was aware. “Plus fin que Pachmann!” he reiterated, waving his arms wildly, and dancing.

The music stopped. In the silence that came after, her applause stood out clearly. Chopin’s didn’t. Only his companion noticed his intense excitement. “Finer than Pachmann!” he repeated, waving his arms dramatically and dancing.

“Tu auras une migraine affreuse. Rentrons, petit coeur!” said George Sand, gently but firmly.

“You're going to have a terrible migraine. Let's go home, dear!” said George Sand, gently but firmly.

“Laisse-moi le saluer,” cried the composer, struggling in her grasp.

“Let me greet him,” shouted the composer, trying to break free from her hold.

“Demain soir, oui. Il sera parmi nous,” said the novelist, as she hurried him away. “Moi aussi,” she added to herself, “je me promets un beau plaisir en faisant la connaissance de ce jeune homme.”

“Tomorrow evening, yes. He will be with us,” said the novelist, as she hurried him along. “Me too,” she added to herself, “I promise myself a wonderful pleasure in getting to know this young man.”

Zuleika was the first to rise as “ce jeune homme” came down from the dais. Now was the interval between the two parts of the programme. There was a general creaking and scraping of pushed-back chairs as the audience rose and went forth into the night. The noise aroused from sleep the good Warden, who, having peered at his programme, complimented the Duke with old-world courtesy and went to sleep again. Zuleika, thrusting her fan under one arm, shook the player by both hands. Also, she told him that she knew nothing about music really, but that she knew what she liked. As she passed with him up the aisle, she said this again. People who say it are never tired of saying it.

Zuleika was the first to get up as “this young man” came down from the stage. Now was the break between the two parts of the program. There was a general sound of chairs creaking and scraping as the audience got up and moved out into the night. The noise woke the good Warden, who, after glancing at his program, politely complimented the Duke with an old-fashioned courtesy and then went back to sleep. Zuleika, tucking her fan under one arm, shook the performer’s hand and told him that she didn’t really know much about music, but she knew what she liked. As she walked up the aisle with him, she said this again. People who say that are never tired of saying it.

Outside, the crowd was greater than ever. All the undergraduates from all the Colleges seemed now to be concentrated in the great Front Quadrangle of Judas. Even in the glow of the Japanese lanterns that hung around in honour of the concert, the faces of the lads looked a little pale. For it was known by all now that the Duke was to die. Even while the concert was in progress, the news had spread out from the Hall, through the thronged doorway, down the thronged steps, to the confines of the crowd. Nor had Oover and the other men from the Junta made any secret of their own determination. And now, as the rest saw Zuleika yet again at close quarters, and verified their remembrance of her, the half-formed desire in them to die too was hardened to a vow.

Outside, the crowd was bigger than ever. All the undergraduates from every College seemed to be gathered in the large Front Quadrangle of Judas. Even under the glow of the Japanese lanterns hung up for the concert, the guys looked a bit pale. Everyone knew now that the Duke was dying. Even while the concert was happening, the news had spread from the Hall, through the crowded doorway, down the busy steps, to the edges of the crowd. Oover and the others from the Junta hadn’t hidden their own determination either. Now, as the rest saw Zuleika again up close and confirmed their memories of her, their half-formed desire to die too solidified into a vow.

You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind-legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men. If man were not a gregarious animal, the world might have achieved, by this time, some real progress towards civilisation. Segregate him, and he is no fool. But let him loose among his fellows, and he is lost—he becomes just an unit in unreason. If any one of the undergraduates had met Miss Dobson in the desert of Sahara, he would have fallen in love with her; but not one in a thousand of them would have wished to die because she did not love him. The Duke’s was a peculiar case. For him to fall in love was itself a violent peripety, bound to produce a violent upheaval; and such was his pride that for his love to be unrequited would naturally enamour him of death. These other, these quite ordinary, young men were the victims less of Zuleika than of the Duke’s example, and of one another. A crowd, proportionately to its size, magnifies all that in its units pertains to the emotions, and diminishes all that in them pertains to thought. It was because these undergraduates were a crowd that their passion for Zuleika was so intense; and it was because they were a crowd that they followed so blindly the lead given to them. To die for Miss Dobson was “the thing to do.” The Duke was going to do it. The Junta was going to do it. It is a hateful fact, but we must face the fact, that snobbishness was one of the springs to the tragedy here chronicled.

You can't create a man by putting a sheep on its hind legs. But by standing a whole flock of sheep that way, you can create a crowd of men. If humans weren't social creatures, the world might have made some real progress toward civilization by now. Isolate him, and he's no fool. But when he’s with others, he loses himself—he just becomes a part of the collective madness. If any of the undergraduates had met Miss Dobson in the Sahara Desert, they would have fallen in love with her; but not one in a thousand would have been willing to die because she didn't love him back. The Duke was different. For him, falling in love was a dramatic change that would lead to a dramatic disruption; and his pride meant that unrequited love would naturally make him crave death. These other, more typical young men were less victims of Zuleika than of the Duke's influence and of each other. A crowd, relative to its size, amplifies the emotional aspects of its members and downplays their rational thoughts. It was because these undergraduates formed a crowd that their passion for Zuleika was so intense; and it was because they were a crowd that they followed the example set for them so blindly. Dying for Miss Dobson was “the thing to do.” The Duke was going to do it. The Junta was going to do it. It's an unpleasant truth, but we must acknowledge it: snobbery was one of the driving forces behind the tragedy outlined here.

We may set to this crowd’s credit that it refrained now from following Zuleika. Not one of the ladies present was deserted by her escort. All the men recognised the Duke’s right to be alone with Zuleika now. We may set also to their credit that they carefully guarded the ladies from all knowledge of what was afoot.

We have to give credit to this crowd for not going after Zuleika. None of the ladies were left without their escorts. All the men accepted that the Duke had the right to be alone with Zuleika at this moment. We should also acknowledge that they did a good job of keeping the ladies unaware of what was happening.

Side by side, the great lover and his beloved wandered away, beyond the light of the Japanese lanterns, and came to Salt Cellar.

Side by side, the great lover and his beloved strolled away, out of the glow of the Japanese lanterns, and arrived at Salt Cellar.

The moon, like a gardenia in the night’s button-hole—but no! why should a writer never be able to mention the moon without likening her to something else—usually something to which she bears not the faintest resemblance?... The moon, looking like nothing whatsoever but herself, was engaged in her old and futile endeavour to mark the hours correctly on the sun-dial at the centre of the lawn. Never, except once, late one night in the eighteenth century, when the toper who was Sub-Warden had spent an hour in trying to set his watch here, had she received the slightest encouragement. Still she wanly persisted. And this was the more absurd in her because Salt Cellar offered very good scope for those legitimate effects of hers which we one and all admire. Was it nothing to her to have cut those black shadows across the cloisters? Was it nothing to her that she so magically mingled her rays with the candle-light shed forth from Zuleika’s bedroom? Nothing, that she had cleansed the lawn of all its colour, and made of it a platform of silver-grey, fit for fairies to dance on?

The moon, like a gardenia in the night’s button-hole—but why is it that a writer can never mention the moon without comparing her to something else—usually something she doesn't resemble at all?... The moon, looking like nothing but herself, was still trying, in her usual and pointless way, to keep time on the sundial in the middle of the lawn. She had only once received any encouragement, late one night in the eighteenth century when the drinker who was Sub-Warden spent an hour trying to set his watch here. Yet she kept trying with little success. It was even more ridiculous because Salt Cellar provided plenty of opportunity for the beautiful effects we all admire. Did it mean nothing to her that she cast those dark shadows across the cloisters? Did it mean nothing that she blended her light with the candlelight coming from Zuleika’s bedroom? Did it mean nothing that she drained the lawn of all its color, turning it into a silver-grey stage for fairies to dance on?

If Zuleika, as she paced the gravel path, had seen how transfigured—how nobly like the Tragic Muse—she was just now, she could not have gone on bothering the Duke for a keepsake of the tragedy that was to be.

If Zuleika, as she walked along the gravel path, had noticed how transformed—how nobly reminiscent of the Tragic Muse—she looked at that moment, she wouldn't have continued to bother the Duke for a memento of the tragedy that was about to unfold.

She was still set on having his two studs. He was still firm in his refusal to misappropriate those heirlooms. In vain she pointed out to him that the pearls he meant, the white ones, no longer existed; that the pearls he was wearing were no more “entailed” than if he had got them yesterday. “And you actually DID get them yesterday,” she said. “And from me. And I want them back.”

She was still determined to have his two studs. He remained steadfast in his refusal to give up those heirlooms. She pointed out, in vain, that the pearls he referred to, the white ones, no longer existed; that the pearls he was wearing weren’t any more “entailed” than if he had just gotten them yesterday. “And you actually DID get them yesterday,” she said. “From me. And I want them back.”

“You are ingenious,” he admitted. “I, in my simple way, am but head of the Tanville-Tankerton family. Had you accepted my offer of marriage, you would have had the right to wear these two pearls during your life-time. I am very happy to die for you. But tamper with the property of my successor I cannot and will not. I am sorry,” he added.

“You're incredibly clever,” he admitted. “I, in my straightforward way, am just the head of the Tanville-Tankerton family. If you had accepted my marriage proposal, you would have had the right to wear these two pearls for your lifetime. I would gladly die for you. But I cannot and will not interfere with the property of my successor. I’m sorry,” he added.

“Sorry!” echoed Zuleika. “Yes, and you were ‘sorry’ you couldn’t dine with me to-night. But any little niggling scruple is more to you than I am. What old maids men are!” And viciously with her fan she struck one of the cloister pillars.

“Sorry!” Zuleika exclaimed. “Yes, and you were ‘sorry’ you couldn’t have dinner with me tonight. But any little nagging guilt matters more to you than I do. What a bunch of old maids men are!” And angrily, she struck one of the cloister pillars with her fan.

Her outburst was lost on the Duke. At her taunt about his not dining with her, he had stood still, clapping one hand to his brow. The events of the early evening swept back to him—his speech, its unforeseen and horrible reception. He saw again the preternaturally solemn face of Oover, and the flushed faces of the rest. He had thought, as he pointed down to the abyss over which he stood, these fellows would recoil, and pull themselves together. They had recoiled, and pulled themselves together, only in the manner of athletes about to spring. He was responsible for them. His own life was his to lose: others he must not squander. Besides, he had reckoned to die alone, unique; aloft and apart... “There is something—something I had forgotten,” he said to Zuleika, “something that will be a great shock to you”; and he gave her an outline of what had passed at the Junta.

Her outburst didn’t register with the Duke. When she mocked him for not having dinner with her, he stood frozen, one hand pressed to his forehead. The events of the early evening came rushing back to him—his speech and its unexpected and terrible reception. He recalled the unnaturally serious face of Oover and the flushed faces of the others. He had thought that as he pointed down toward the abyss beneath him, they would shrink back and pull themselves together. They had recoiled and gathered themselves, but it was more like athletes getting ready to jump. He was responsible for them. His own life was his to risk; he couldn’t waste the lives of others. Besides, he had planned to die alone, unique; high up and apart... “There’s something—something I forgot,” he said to Zuleika, “something that will really shock you”; and he summarized what had happened at the Junta.

“And you are sure they really MEANT it?” she asked in a voice that trembled.

“And you’re sure they really MEANT it?” she asked, her voice shaking.

“I fear so. But they were over-excited. They will recant their folly. I shall force them to.”

“I think so. But they were too excited. They will take back their mistake. I’ll make sure of it.”

“They are not children. You yourself have just been calling them ‘men.’ Why should they obey you?”

“They're not kids. You've just been calling them ‘men.’ So why should they listen to you?”

She turned at sound of a footstep, and saw a young man approaching. He wore a coat like the Duke’s, and in his hand he dangled a handkerchief. He bowed awkwardly, and, holding out the handkerchief, said to her “I beg your pardon, but I think you dropped this. I have just picked it up.”

She turned when she heard a footstep and saw a young man walking toward her. He wore a coat similar to the Duke’s, and he waved a handkerchief in his hand. He bowed awkwardly and, holding out the handkerchief, said to her, “Excuse me, but I believe you dropped this. I just picked it up.”

Zuleika looked at the handkerchief, which was obviously a man’s, and smilingly shook her head.

Zuleika looked at the handkerchief, clearly a man's, and smiled as she shook her head.

“I don’t think you know The MacQuern,” said the Duke, with sulky grace. “This,” he said to the intruder, “is Miss Dobson.”

“I don’t think you know The MacQuern,” said the Duke, with a sulky elegance. “This,” he said to the intruder, “is Miss Dobson.”

“And is it really true,” asked Zuleika, retaining The MacQuern’s hand, “that you want to die for me?”

“And is it really true,” asked Zuleika, holding The MacQuern’s hand, “that you want to die for me?”

Well, the Scots are a self-seeking and a resolute, but a shy, race; swift to act, when swiftness is needed, but seldom knowing quite what to say. The MacQuern, with native reluctance to give something for nothing, had determined to have the pleasure of knowing the young lady for whom he was to lay down his life; and this purpose he had, by the simple stratagem of his own handkerchief, achieved. Nevertheless, in answer to Zuleika’s question, and with the pressure of her hand to inspire him, the only word that rose to his lips was “Ay” (which may be roughly translated as “Yes”).

Well, the Scots are a self-serving and determined, yet shy, people; quick to act when action is required, but often unsure of what to say. The MacQuern, with a natural reluctance to give anything for free, had decided he wanted to get to know the young lady for whom he was ready to sacrifice his life; he accomplished this through the simple trick of using his own handkerchief. Still, in response to Zuleika’s question, and with the encouragement of her hand on his, the only word that came to his mind was “Ay” (which can be roughly translated as “Yes”).

“You will do nothing of the sort,” interposed the Duke.

“You’re not going to do anything like that,” the Duke interjected.

“There,” said Zuleika, still retaining The MacQuern’s hand, “you see, it is forbidden. You must not defy our dear little Duke. He is not used to it. It is not done.”

“There,” Zuleika said, still holding The MacQuern’s hand, “you see, it’s forbidden. You can’t go against our dear little Duke. He’s not used to it. It’s just not done.”

“I don’t know,” said The MacQuern, with a stony glance at the Duke, “that he has anything to do with the matter.”

“I don’t know,” said The MacQuern, with a cold look at the Duke, “that he has anything to do with this.”

“He is older and wiser than you. More a man of the world. Regard him as your tutor.”

“He's older and wiser than you. He's more experienced in life. Think of him as your teacher.”

“Do YOU want me not to die for you?” asked the young man.

“Do YOU want me to not die for you?” asked the young man.

“Ah, I should not dare to impose my wishes on you,” said she, dropping his hand. “Even,” she added, “if I knew what my wishes were. And I don’t. I know only that I think it is very, very beautiful of you to think of dying for me.”

“Ah, I shouldn't try to impose my desires on you,” she said, releasing his hand. “Even,” she added, “if I knew what my desires were. And I don’t. All I know is that I find it incredibly beautiful of you to consider sacrificing yourself for me.”

“Then that settles it,” said The MacQuern.

“Then that settles it,” said The MacQuern.

“No, no! You must not let yourself be influenced by ME. Besides, I am not in a mood to influence anybody. I am overwhelmed. Tell me,” she said, heedless of the Duke, who stood tapping his heel on the ground, with every manifestation of disapproval and impatience, “tell me, is it true that some of the other men love me too, and—feel as you do?”

“No, no! You shouldn't let me influence you. Besides, I’m not in the mood to influence anyone. I’m feeling overwhelmed. Tell me,” she said, ignoring the Duke, who was tapping his heel on the ground, showing clear disapproval and impatience, “tell me, is it true that some of the other guys love me too, and—feel the same way you do?”

The MacQuern said cautiously that he could answer for no one but himself. “But,” he allowed, “I saw a good many men whom I know, outside the Hall here, just now, and they seemed to have made up their minds.”

The MacQuern said carefully that he could only speak for himself. “But,” he acknowledged, “I saw quite a few men I know outside the Hall just now, and they seemed to have made a decision.”

“To die for me? To-morrow?”

"To die for me? Tomorrow?"

“To-morrow. After the Eights, I suppose; at the same time as the Duke. It wouldn’t do to leave the races undecided.”

“Tomorrow. After the Eights, I guess; around the same time as the Duke. It wouldn’t be right to leave the races unresolved.”

“Of COURSE not. But the poor dears! It is too touching! I have done nothing, nothing to deserve it.”

“Of course not. But the poor things! It's so touching! I haven’t done anything, nothing to deserve it.”

“Nothing whatsoever,” said the Duke drily.

“Not a thing,” said the Duke dryly.

“Oh HE,” said Zuleika, “thinks me an unredeemed brute; just because I don’t love him. YOU, dear Mr. MacQuern—does one call you ‘Mr.’? ‘The’ would sound so odd in the vocative. And I can’t very well call you ‘MacQuern’—YOU don’t think me unkind, do you? I simply can’t bear to think of all these young lives cut short without my having done a thing to brighten them. What can I do?—what can I do to show my gratitude?”

“Oh HE,” Zuleika said, “thinks I’m just an unredeemed brute; just because I don’t love him. YOU, dear Mr. MacQuern—should I call you ‘Mr.’? ‘The’ would sound so strange when I’m talking to you. And I can’t just call you ‘MacQuern’—you don’t think I’m being unkind, do you? I really can’t stand the thought of all these young lives being cut short without having done anything to make them better. What can I do?—what can I do to show my gratitude?”

An idea struck her. She looked up to the lit window of her room. “Melisande!” she called.

An idea hit her. She glanced up at the illuminated window of her room. “Melisande!” she shouted.

A figure appeared at the window. “Mademoiselle desire?”

A figure appeared at the window. “Are you looking for something, miss?”

“My tricks, Melisande! Bring down the box, quick!” She turned excitedly to the two young men. “It is all I can do in return, you see. If I could dance for them, I would. If I could sing, I would sing to them. I do what I can. You,” she said to the Duke, “must go on to the platform and announce it.”

“My tricks, Melisande! Bring down the box, quick!” She turned eagerly to the two young men. “It’s all I can do in return, you see. If I could dance for them, I would. If I could sing, I would sing for them. I do what I can. You,” she said to the Duke, “need to go up to the platform and announce it.”

“Announce what?”

“Announce what now?”

“Why, that I am going to do my tricks! All you need say is ‘Ladies and gentlemen, I have the pleasure to—’ What is the matter now?”

“Why, I’m about to show my tricks! All you have to say is ‘Ladies and gentlemen, I have the pleasure to—’ What’s wrong now?”

“You make me feel slightly unwell,” said the Duke.

“You make me feel a bit queasy,” said the Duke.

“And YOU are the most d-dis-disobliging and the unkindest and the b-beastliest person I ever met,” Zuleika sobbed at him through her hands. The MacQuern glared reproaches at him. So did Melisande, who had just appeared through the postern, holding in her arms the great casket of malachite. A painful scene; and the Duke gave in. He said he would do anything—anything. Peace was restored.

“And YOU are the most unhelpful, unkind, and beastly person I’ve ever met,” Zuleika sobbed at him through her hands. The MacQuern shot him looks of disapproval. So did Melisande, who had just come through the back door, holding the large malachite casket in her arms. It was an awkward moment; and the Duke relented. He said he would do anything—anything. Peace was restored.

The MacQuern had relieved Melisande of her burden; and to him was the privilege of bearing it, in procession with his adored and her quelled mentor, towards the Hall.

The MacQuern had taken the burden off Melisande’s shoulders; it was his honor to carry it, marching alongside his beloved and her subdued mentor, toward the Hall.

Zuleika babbled like a child going to a juvenile party. This was the great night, as yet, in her life. Illustrious enough already it had seemed to her, as eve of that ultimate flattery vowed her by the Duke. So fine a thing had his doom seemed to her—his doom alone—that it had sufficed to flood her pink pearl with the right hue. And now not on him alone need she ponder. Now he was but the centre of a group—a group that might grow and grow—a group that might with a little encouragement be a multitude... With such hopes dimly whirling in the recesses of her soul, her beautiful red lips babbled.

Zuleika chatted excitedly like a kid at a party. This was the most important night of her life so far. It had already felt significant to her, as the night the Duke pledged his ultimate flattery. His downfall seemed so remarkable to her—that alone was enough to fill her with a beautiful glow. And now, she didn’t have to think about just him anymore. He was just the center of a group—a group that could expand and expand—a group that, with a little encouragement, could turn into a crowd... With such hopes swirling in her mind, her gorgeous red lips kept chatting.





X

Sounds of a violin, drifting out through the open windows of the Hall, suggested that the second part of the concert had begun. All the undergraduates, however, except the few who figured in the programme, had waited outside till their mistress should re-appear. The sisters and cousins of the Judas men had been escorted back to their places and hurriedly left there.

Sounds of a violin drifted out through the open windows of the Hall, indicating that the second part of the concert had started. All the undergraduates, except for the few listed in the program, waited outside until their mistress reappeared. The sisters and cousins of the Judas men had been escorted back to their seats and quickly left afterward.

It was a hushed, tense crowd.

It was a quiet, tense crowd.

“The poor darlings!” murmured Zuleika, pausing to survey them. “And oh,” she exclaimed, “there won’t be room for all of them in there!”

“The poor things!” Zuleika murmured, pausing to look at them. “And oh,” she exclaimed, “there won’t be enough space for all of them in there!”

“You might give an ‘overflow’ performance out here afterwards,” suggested the Duke, grimly.

“You might put on an ‘overflow’ performance out here later,” the Duke suggested, grimly.

This idea flashed on her a better. Why not give her performance here and now?—now, so eager was she for contact, as it were, with this crowd; here, by moonlight, in the pretty glow of these paper lanterns. Yes, she said, let it be here and now; and she bade the Duke make the announcement.

This idea struck her as brilliant. Why not perform right here and now?—now, since she was so eager for a connection with this crowd; here, under the moonlight, in the lovely glow of these paper lanterns. Yes, she decided, let it be here and now; and she asked the Duke to make the announcement.

“What shall I say?” he asked. “‘Gentlemen, I have the pleasure to announce that Miss Zuleika Dobson, the world-renowned She-Wizard, will now oblige’? Or shall I call them ‘Gents,’ tout court?”

“What should I say?” he asked. “‘Gentlemen, I’m pleased to announce that Miss Zuleika Dobson, the famous She-Wizard, will now perform’? Or should I just call them ‘Gents,’ plain and simple?”

She could afford to laugh at his ill-humour. She had his promise of obedience. She told him to say something graceful and simple.

She could laugh at his bad mood. She had his promise to obey her. She told him to say something nice and easy.

The noise of the violin had ceased. There was not a breath of wind. The crowd in the quadrangle was as still and as silent as the night itself. Nowhere a tremour. And it was borne in on Zuleika that this crowd had one mind as well as one heart—a common resolve, calm and clear, as well as a common passion. No need for her to strengthen the spell now. No waverers here. And thus it came true that gratitude was the sole motive for her display.

The sound of the violin had stopped. There wasn't a breeze. The crowd in the courtyard was as still and quiet as the night. There was no movement anywhere. Zuleika realized that this crowd shared a single mind and a single heart—a collective determination, calm and clear, alongside a shared passion. She didn't need to reinforce the enchantment now. There were no doubters here. And so, it became clear that gratitude was the only reason for her performance.

She stood with eyes downcast and hands folded behind her, moonlit in the glow of lanterns, modest to the point of pathos, while the Duke gracefully and simply introduced her to the multitude. He was, he said, empowered by the lady who stood beside him to say that she would be pleased to give them an exhibition of her skill in the art to which she had devoted her life—an art which, more potently perhaps than any other, touched in mankind the sense of mystery and stirred the faculty of wonder; the most truly romantic of all the arts: he referred to the art of conjuring. It was not too much to say that by her mastery of this art, in which hitherto, it must be confessed, women had made no very great mark, Miss Zuleika Dobson (for such was the name of the lady who stood beside him) had earned the esteem of the whole civilised world. And here in Oxford, and in this College especially, she had a peculiar claim to—might he say?—their affectionate regard, inasmuch as she was the grand-daughter of their venerable and venerated Warden.

She stood with her eyes lowered and hands neatly tucked behind her, illuminated by the glow of lanterns, looking so modest it was almost touching, while the Duke introduced her to the crowd with grace and simplicity. He said he was authorized by the lady next to him to announce that she would be delighted to showcase her talent in the art she had dedicated her life to—an art that perhaps more than any other ignites a sense of mystery and wonder in people; the most genuinely romantic of all the arts: he was referring to the art of magic. It was no exaggeration to state that through her mastery of this craft, which, it must be noted, had not seen significant contributions from women until now, Miss Zuleika Dobson (the name of the lady beside him) had gained the respect of the entire civilized world. And here in Oxford, particularly in this College, she had a special reason for—may he say?—their warm affection, since she was the granddaughter of their esteemed and revered Warden.

As the Duke ceased, there came from his hearers a sound like the rustling of leaves. In return for it, Zuleika performed that graceful act of subsidence to the verge of collapse which is usually kept for the delectation of some royal person. And indeed, in the presence of this doomed congress, she did experience humility; for she was not altogether without imagination. But, as she arose from her “bob,” she was her own bold self again, bright mistress of the situation.

As the Duke finished speaking, his listeners made a sound like rustling leaves. In response, Zuleika executed a graceful gesture of nearly collapsing, typically reserved for entertaining royalty. And truly, in front of this fated gathering, she felt a sense of humility; she wasn't completely devoid of imagination. However, as she stood up from her slight bow, she was once again her bold self, confidently in control of the situation.

It was impossible for her to give her entertainment in full. Some of her tricks (notably the Secret Aquarium, and the Blazing Ball of Worsted) needed special preparation, and a table fitted with a “servante” or secret tray. The table for to-night’s performance was an ordinary one, brought out from the porter’s lodge. The MacQuern deposited on it the great casket. Zuleika, retaining him as her assistant, picked nimbly out from their places and put in array the curious appurtenances of her art—the Magic Canister, the Demon Egg-Cup, and the sundry other vessels which, lost property of young Edward Gibbs, had been by a Romanoff transmuted from wood to gold, and were now by the moon reduced temporarily to silver.

It was impossible for her to fully showcase her performance. Some of her tricks (especially the Secret Aquarium and the Blazing Ball of Worsted) required special setup and a table equipped with a "servante" or secret tray. The table for tonight's show was just a regular one, taken from the porter’s lodge. The MacQuern placed the large chest on it. Zuleika, keeping him as her assistant, quickly arranged the unusual tools of her craft—the Magic Canister, the Demon Egg-Cup, and various other items that once belonged to a young Edward Gibbs, which had been magically transformed from wood to gold by a Romanoff, and were now temporarily turned to silver by the moon.

In a great dense semicircle the young men disposed themselves around her. Those who were in front squatted down on the gravel; those who were behind knelt; the rest stood. Young Oxford! Here, in this mass of boyish faces, all fused and obliterated, was the realisation of that phrase. Two or three thousands of human bodies, human souls? Yet the effect of them in the moonlight was as of one great passive monster.

In a large, thick semicircle, the young men gathered around her. Those in front squatted on the gravel, those in the back knelt, and the others stood. Young Oxford! In this sea of youthful faces, all blended together, was the true meaning of that phrase. Two or three thousand human bodies, human souls? Yet the sight of them in the moonlight resembled one huge, passive creature.

So was it seen by the Duke, as he stood leaning against the wall, behind Zuleika’s table. He saw it as a monster couchant and enchanted, a monster that was to die; and its death was in part his own doing. But remorse in him gave place to hostility. Zuleika had begun her performance. She was producing the Barber’s Pole from her mouth. And it was to her that the Duke’s heart went suddenly out in tenderness and pity. He forgot her levity and vanity—her wickedness, as he had inwardly called it. He thrilled with that intense anxiety which comes to a man when he sees his beloved offering to the public an exhibition of her skill, be it in singing, acting, dancing, or any other art. Would she acquit herself well? The lover’s trepidation is painful enough when the beloved has genius—how should these clods appreciate her? and who set them in judgment over her? It must be worse when the beloved has mediocrity. And Zuleika, in conjuring, had rather less than that. Though indeed she took herself quite seriously as a conjurer, she brought to her art neither conscience nor ambition, in any true sense of those words. Since her debut, she had learned nothing and forgotten nothing. The stale and narrow repertory which she had acquired from Edward Gibbs was all she had to offer; and this, and her marked lack of skill, she eked out with the self-same “patter” that had sufficed that impossible young man. It was especially her jokes that now sent shudders up the spine of her lover, and brought tears to his eyes, and kept him in a state of terror as to what she would say next. “You see,” she had exclaimed lightly after the production of the Barber’s Pole, “how easy it is to set up business as a hairdresser.” Over the Demon Egg-Cup she said that the egg was “as good as fresh.” And her constantly reiterated catch-phrase—“Well, this is rather queer!”—was the most distressing thing of all.

So the Duke watched as he leaned against the wall, behind Zuleika's table. He saw her as a monster in a trance, a monster that was destined to fail; and part of that failure was his fault. But instead of feeling remorse, he felt hostility. Zuleika had started her act. She was pulling the Barber’s Pole out of her mouth. In that moment, the Duke suddenly felt tenderness and pity for her. He forgot her lightheartedness and vanity—her wickedness, as he secretly thought of it. He felt that intense anxiety that hits a person when they see their loved one putting their talent on display, whether it’s singing, acting, dancing, or any other form of art. Would she do well? The anxiety a lover feels is already tough enough when the loved one has talent—how would these clueless people appreciate her? And who gave them the right to judge her? It must be even harder when the beloved has mediocrity. And Zuleika, in magic, had even less than that. Although she took herself seriously as a magician, she brought no real sense of dedication or ambition to her art. Since her debut, she had learned nothing and forgotten nothing. The stale and limited routine she had learned from Edward Gibbs was all she had to offer; and along with that, her noticeable lack of skill, she made do with the same “patter” that had sufficed that hopeless young man. It was especially her jokes that now sent shivers down her lover’s spine, brought tears to his eyes, and kept him terrified of what she would say next. “You see,” she had said jokingly after producing the Barber’s Pole, “how easy it is to start a hairdressing business.” Over the Demon Egg-Cup, she claimed that the egg was “as good as fresh.” And her constantly repeated catchphrase—“Well, this is rather weird!”—was the most painful of all.

The Duke blushed to think what these men thought of her. Would love were blind! These her lovers were doubtless judging her. They forgave her—confound their impudence!—because of her beauty. The banality of her performance was an added grace. It made her piteous. Damn them, they were sorry for her. Little Noaks was squatting in the front row, peering up at her through his spectacles. Noaks was as sorry for her as the rest of them. Why didn’t the earth yawn and swallow them all up?

The Duke felt embarrassed thinking about what these guys thought of her. Wouldn't it be great if love was blind? Her lovers were definitely judging her. They forgave her—damn their boldness!—just because of her beauty. The mediocrity of her performance somehow added to her charm. It made her seem more pitiful. Damn them, they felt sorry for her. Little Noaks was sitting in the front row, staring up at her through his glasses. Noaks felt as sorry for her as everyone else. Why didn’t the ground just open up and swallow them all?

Our hero’s unreasoning rage was fed by a not unreasonable jealousy. It was clear to him that Zuleika had forgotten his existence. To-day, as soon as he had killed her love, she had shown him how much less to her was his love than the crowd’s. And now again it was only the crowd she cared for. He followed with his eyes her long slender figure as she threaded her way in and out of the crowd, sinuously, confidingly, producing a penny from one lad’s elbow, a threepenny-bit from between another’s neck and collar, half a crown from another’s hair, and always repeating in that flute-like voice of hers “Well, this is rather queer!” Hither and thither she fared, her neck and arms gleaming white from the luminous blackness of her dress, in the luminous blueness of the night. At a distance, she might have been a wraith; or a breeze made visible; a vagrom breeze, warm and delicate, and in league with death.

Our hero's blind rage was fueled by a not unreasonable jealousy. It was clear to him that Zuleika had forgotten he existed. Today, as soon as he had destroyed her love, she had shown him just how much less important his love was to her compared to the attention of the crowd. And once again, it was only the crowd that mattered to her. He watched her long, slender figure as she weaved in and out of the crowd, elegantly and trustingly, pulling a penny from one boy's elbow, a threepenny-bit from another's neck and collar, half a crown from another's hair, all the while saying in her flute-like voice, "Well, this is rather strange!" She moved here and there, her neck and arms glowing white against the luminous blackness of her dress, in the bright blue of the night. From a distance, she could have been a ghost; or a gentle breeze made visible, warm and delicate, and in tune with death.

Yes, that is how she might have seemed to a casual observer. But to the Duke there was nothing weird about her: she was radiantly a woman; a goddess; and his first and last love. Bitter his heart was, but only against the mob she wooed, not against her for wooing it. She was cruel? All goddesses are that. She was demeaning herself? His soul welled up anew in pity, in passion.

Yes, that’s how she might have looked to someone just passing by. But to the Duke, there was nothing strange about her: she was dazzlingly a woman; a goddess; and his one true love. His heart was heavy, but only because of the crowd she was trying to win over, not because of her wanting to win them. Was she cruel? All goddesses can be. Was she putting herself down? His soul filled up again with pity and passion.

Yonder, in the Hall, the concert ran its course, making a feeble incidental music to the dark emotions of the quadrangle. It ended somewhat before the close of Zuleika’s rival show; and then the steps from the Hall were thronged by ladies, who, with a sprinkling of dons, stood in attitudes of refined displeasure and vulgar curiosity. The Warden was just awake enough to notice the sea of undergraduates. Suspecting some breach of College discipline, he retired hastily to his own quarters, for fear his dignity might be somehow compromised.

Over there in the Hall, the concert continued, providing weak background music to the somber feelings in the courtyard. It finished a little before Zuleika’s competing performance, and then the steps from the Hall were crowded with ladies, who, along with a few professors, posed with a mix of sophisticated annoyance and crude curiosity. The Warden was just alert enough to see the crowd of undergraduates. Suspecting some sort of rule-breaking, he quickly retreated to his own room, worried that his dignity might somehow be at risk.

Was there ever, I wonder, an historian so pure as not to have wished just once to fob off on his readers just one bright fable for effect? I find myself sorely tempted to tell you that on Zuleika, as her entertainment drew to a close, the spirit of the higher thaumaturgy descended like a flame and found in her a worthy agent. Specious Apollyon whispers to me “Where would be the harm? Tell your readers that she cast a seed on the ground, and that therefrom presently arose a tamarind-tree which blossomed and bore fruit and, withering, vanished. Or say she conjured from an empty basket of osier a hissing and bridling snake. Why not? Your readers would be excited, gratified. And you would never be found out.” But the grave eyes of Clio are bent on me, her servant. Oh pardon, madam: I did but waver for an instant. It is not too late to tell my readers that the climax of Zuleika’s entertainment was only that dismal affair, the Magic Canister.

Was there ever, I wonder, a historian so pure that they didn't at least once want to trick their readers with a captivating story? I find myself really tempted to tell you that as Zuleika's entertainment came to an end, the spirit of greater magic came down like a flame and found in her a worthy channel. Deceptive Apollyon whispers to me, “What would be the harm? Tell your readers that she planted a seed in the ground and from that sprang up a tamarind tree that bloomed and bore fruit before withering away and disappearing. Or say she conjured up a hissing snake from an empty willow basket. Why not? Your readers would be thrilled, satisfied. And you'd never get caught.” But the serious gaze of Clio is upon me, her servant. Oh pardon me, madam: I only hesitated for a moment. It’s not too late to tell my readers that the highlight of Zuleika’s entertainment was just that unfortunate event, the Magic Canister.

It she took from the table, and, holding it aloft, cried “Now, before I say good night, I want to see if I have your confidence. But you mustn’t think this is the confidence trick!” She handed the vessel to The MacQuern, who, looking like an overgrown acolyte, bore it after her as she went again among the audience. Pausing before a man in the front row, she asked him if he would trust her with his watch. He held it out to her. “Thank you,” she said, letting her fingers touch his for a moment before she dropped it into the Magic Canister. From another man she borrowed a cigarette-case, from another a neck-tie, from another a pair of sleeve-links, from Noaks a ring—one of those iron rings which are supposed, rightly or wrongly, to alleviate rheumatism. And when she had made an ample selection, she began her return-journey to the table.

She took the object from the table, and, holding it up high, exclaimed, “Now, before I say good night, I want to see if I have your trust. But don’t think this is a trick!” She handed the item to The MacQuern, who, looking like a tall assistant, followed her as she moved through the audience. Pausing in front of a man in the front row, she asked if he would trust her with his watch. He held it out to her. “Thank you,” she said, letting her fingers brush against his for a moment before she dropped it into the Magic Canister. From another man, she borrowed a cigarette case, from another a necktie, from another a pair of cufflinks, and from Noaks a ring—one of those iron rings that are believed, right or wrong, to help with rheumatism. Once she had gathered a good selection, she started her way back to the table.

On her way she saw in the shadow of the wall the figure of her forgotten Duke. She saw him, the one man she had ever loved, also the first man who had wished definitely to die for her; and she was touched by remorse. She had said she would remember him to her dying day; and already... But had he not refused her the wherewithal to remember him—the pearls she needed as the clou of her dear collection, the great relic among relics?

On her way, she saw in the shadow of the wall the figure of her forgotten Duke. She recognized him, the only man she had ever loved, also the first man who had truly wanted to die for her; and she felt a pang of guilt. She had promised to remember him for the rest of her life; and already... But hadn't he denied her the means to remember him—the pearls she needed as the centerpiece of her cherished collection, the greatest treasure among treasures?

“Would you trust me with your studs?” she asked him, in a voice that could be heard throughout the quadrangle, with a smile that was for him alone.

“Would you trust me with your studs?” she asked him, her voice echoing across the courtyard, with a smile meant just for him.

There was no help for it. He quickly extricated from his shirt-front the black pearl and the pink. Her thanks had a special emphasis.

There was no way around it. He quickly pulled the black pearl and the pink one out from his shirt front. Her thanks felt especially meaningful.

The MacQuern placed the Magic Canister before her on the table. She pressed the outer sheath down on it. Then she inverted it so that the contents fell into the false lid; then she opened it, looked into it, and, exclaiming “Well, this is rather queer!” held it up so that the audience whose intelligence she was insulting might see there was nothing in it.

The MacQuern set the Magic Canister down on the table in front of her. She pushed the outer cover down on it. Then she flipped it over so that the contents dropped into the false lid; after that, she opened it, glanced inside, and exclaimed, “Well, this is pretty strange!” as she held it up for the audience, whose intelligence she was mocking, to see that it was empty.

“Accidents,” she said, “will happen in the best-regulated canisters! But I think there is just a chance that I shall be able to restore your property. Excuse me for a moment.” She then shut the canister, released the false lid, made several passes over it, opened it, looked into it and said with a flourish “Now I can clear my character!” Again she went among the crowd, attended by The MacQuern; and the loans—priceless now because she had touched them—were in due course severally restored. When she took the canister from her acolyte, only the two studs remained in it.

“Accidents,” she said, “can happen even with the best-organized containers! But I think there's a chance I can get your belongings back. Please give me a moment.” She then closed the container, lifted the hidden lid, made several gestures over it, opened it, peered inside, and declared with a flourish, “Now I can clear my name!” She moved back into the crowd, accompanied by The MacQuern, and the loans—now invaluable because she had handled them—were eventually returned one by one. When she retrieved the container from her assistant, only the two studs were left inside.

Not since the night of her flitting from the Gibbs’ humble home had Zuleika thieved. Was she a back-slider? Would she rob the Duke, and his heir-presumptive, and Tanville-Tankertons yet unborn? Alas, yes. But what she now did was proof that she had qualms. And her way of doing it showed that for legerdemain she had after all a natural aptitude which, properly trained, might have won for her an honourable place in at least the second rank of contemporary prestidigitators. With a gesture of her disengaged hand, so swift as to be scarcely visible, she unhooked her ear-rings and “passed” them into the canister. This she did as she turned away from the crowd, on her way to the Duke. At the same moment, in a manner technically not less good, though morally deplorable, she withdrew the studs and “vanished” them into her bosom.

Not since the night she left the Gibbs' small home had Zuleika stolen anything. Had she slipped back into her old habits? Would she rob the Duke, his future heir, and the unborn Tanville-Tankertons? Sadly, yes. But what she did now showed that she had some reservations. And the way she did it revealed that she had a natural talent for sleight of hand that, if properly trained, could have earned her a respectable spot among the better contemporary magicians. With a quick gesture of her free hand, almost invisible, she unhooked her earrings and slipped them into the canister. She did this while turning away from the crowd, heading towards the Duke. At the same time, using a technique just as good but morally questionable, she took the studs and secretly tucked them into her bosom.

Was it triumph, or shame, or of both a little that so flushed her cheeks as she stood before the man she had robbed? Or was it the excitement of giving a present to the man she had loved? Certain it is that the nakedness of her ears gave a new look to her face—a primitive look, open and sweetly wild. The Duke saw the difference, without noticing the cause. She was more adorable than ever. He blenched and swayed as in proximity to a loveliness beyond endurance. His heart cried out within him. A sudden mist came over his eyes.

Was it triumph, shame, or maybe a bit of both that made her cheeks flush as she stood in front of the man she had stolen from? Or was it the thrill of giving a gift to the man she loved? One thing’s for sure: the bare skin of her ears changed the way her face looked—a raw, open, and beautifully wild expression. The Duke noticed the change, but not the reason behind it. She was more enchanting than ever. He paled and swayed, overwhelmed by a beauty that was almost too much to handle. His heart cried out inside him. A sudden mist blurred his vision.

In the canister that she held out to him, the two pearls rattled like dice.

In the canister she offered him, the two pearls clinked together like dice.

“Keep them!” he whispered.

"Hold onto them!" he whispered.

“I shall,” she whispered back, almost shyly. “But these, these are for you.” And she took one of his hands, and, holding it open, tilted the canister over it, and let drop into it the two ear-rings, and went quickly away.

“I will,” she whispered back, almost shyly. “But these, these are for you.” She took one of his hands, held it open, tilted the canister over it, and let the two earrings drop into it, then quickly walked away.

As she re-appeared at the table, the crowd gave her a long ovation of gratitude for her performance—an ovation all the more impressive because it was solemn and subdued. She curtseyed again and again, not indeed with the timid simplicity of her first obeisance (so familiar already was she with the thought of the crowd’s doom), but rather in the manner of a prima donna—chin up, eyelids down, all teeth manifest, and hands from the bosom flung ecstatically wide asunder.

As she reappeared at the table, the crowd offered her a long round of applause in appreciation for her performance—an ovation that was even more remarkable because it was serious and quiet. She curtsied repeatedly, not with the shy simplicity of her first bow (she was already so aware of the crowd’s fate), but rather like a true star—head held high, eyelids lowered, smiling broadly, and arms spread wide open in excitement.

You know how, at a concert, a prima donna who has just sung insists on shaking hands with the accompanist, and dragging him forward, to show how beautiful her nature is, into the applause that is for herself alone. And your heart, like mine, has gone out to the wretched victim. Even so would you have felt for The MacQuern when Zuleika, on the implied assumption that half the credit was his, grasped him by the wrist, and, continuing to curtsey, would not release him till the last echoes of the clapping had died away.

You know how, at a concert, a diva who just performed insists on shaking hands with the accompanist and pulls him forward to show off her graciousness in the applause that’s really meant for her alone. And your heart, like mine, has gone out to the poor guy. You would have felt the same for The MacQuern when Zuleika, assuming he deserved half the credit, grabbed him by the wrist and kept curtsying, not letting go until the last echoes of the applause faded away.

The ladies on the steps of the Hall moved down into the quadrangle, spreading their resentment like a miasma. The tragic passion of the crowd was merged in mere awkwardness. There was a general movement towards the College gate.

The women on the steps of the Hall moved down into the courtyard, spreading their resentment like a toxic cloud. The crowd's intense emotions were tangled up in plain awkwardness. Everyone started moving toward the College gate.

Zuleika was putting her tricks back into the great casket, The MacQuern assisting her. The Scots, as I have said, are a shy race, but a resolute and a self-seeking. This young chieftain had not yet recovered from what his heroine had let him in for. But he did not lose the opportunity of asking her to lunch with him to-morrow.

Zuleika was putting her tricks back into the large chest, with The MacQuern helping her. The Scots, as I mentioned, are a reserved people, but they are determined and often self-serving. This young chieftain hadn't fully gotten over what his heroine had put him through. However, he didn't miss the chance to invite her to lunch with him tomorrow.

“Delighted,” she said, fitting the Demon Egg-Cup into its groove. Then, looking up at him, “Are you popular?” she asked. “Have you many friends?” He nodded. She said he must invite them all.

“Delighted,” she said, placing the Demon Egg-Cup into its spot. Then, looking up at him, “Are you popular?” she asked. “Do you have a lot of friends?” He nodded. She said he should invite them all.

This was a blow to the young man, who, at once thrifty and infatuate, had planned a luncheon a deux. “I had hoped—” he began.

This was a setback for the young man, who, both frugal and lovestruck, had planned a lunch for two. “I had hoped—” he started.

“Vainly,” she cut him short.

“Seriously,” she cut him off.

There was a pause. “Whom shall I invite, then?”

There was a pause. “Who should I invite, then?”

“I don’t know any of them. How should I have preferences?” She remembered the Duke. She looked round and saw him still standing in the shadow of the wall. He came towards her. “Of course,” she said hastily to her host, “you must ask HIM.”

“I don’t know any of them. How am I supposed to have preferences?” She thought about the Duke. She looked around and saw him still standing in the shadow of the wall. He walked toward her. “Of course,” she said quickly to her host, “you have to ask HIM.”

The MacQuern complied. He turned to the Duke and told him that Miss Dobson had very kindly promised to lunch with him to-morrow. “And,” said Zuleika, “I simply WON’T unless you will.”

The MacQuern agreed. He turned to the Duke and informed him that Miss Dobson had generously offered to have lunch with him tomorrow. “And,” said Zuleika, “I absolutely WON’T unless you do.”

The Duke looked at her. Had it not been arranged that he and she should spend his last day together? Did it mean nothing that she had given him her ear-rings? Quickly drawing about him some remnants of his tattered pride, he hid his wound, and accepted the invitation.

The Duke looked at her. Hadn’t it been planned that they would spend his last day together? Did it mean nothing that she had given him her earrings? Quickly pulling together what was left of his tattered pride, he hid his hurt and accepted the invitation.

“It seems a shame,” said Zuleika to The MacQuern, “to ask you to bring this great heavy box all the way back again. But—”

“It seems unfair,” said Zuleika to The MacQuern, “to ask you to carry this huge heavy box all the way back again. But—”

Those last poor rags of pride fell away now. The Duke threw a prehensile hand on the casket, and, coldly glaring at The MacQuern, pointed with his other hand towards the College gate. He, and he alone, was going to see Zuleika home. It was his last night on earth, and he was not to be trifled with. Such was the message of his eyes. The Scotsman’s flashed back a precisely similar message.

Those last remnants of pride faded away now. The Duke put a grasping hand on the casket and, coldly staring at The MacQuern, pointed with his other hand towards the College gate. He, and only he, was going to take Zuleika home. It was his last night on earth, and he was not to be messed with. That was the message in his eyes. The Scotsman's shot back an exactly similar message.

Men had fought for Zuleika, but never in her presence. Her eyes dilated. She had not the slightest impulse to throw herself between the two antagonists. Indeed, she stepped back, so as not to be in the way. A short sharp fight—how much better that is than bad blood! She hoped the better man would win; and (do not misjudge her) she rather hoped this man was the Duke. It occurred to her—a vague memory of some play or picture—that she ought to be holding aloft a candelabra of lit tapers; no, that was only done indoors, and in the eighteenth century. Ought she to hold a sponge? Idle, these speculations of hers, and based on complete ignorance of the manners and customs of undergraduates. The Duke and The MacQuern would never have come to blows in the presence of a lady. Their conflict was necessarily spiritual.

Men had fought over Zuleika, but never while she was around. Her eyes widened. She felt no urge to step between the two opponents. In fact, she moved back to stay out of the way. A brief, intense fight—how much better that is than escalating hostility! She hoped the better man would win; and (don’t misunderstand her) she secretly hoped it would be the Duke. It crossed her mind—a hazy memory from some play or movie—that she should be holding up a candelabra with lit candles; no, that was only done indoors and in the eighteenth century. Should she hold a sponge? Such thoughts were pointless and stemmed from her complete ignorance of the manners and customs of college students. The Duke and The MacQuern would never have fought in front of a lady. Their conflict was bound to be a mental one.

And it was the Scotsman, Scots though he was, who had to yield. Cowed by something demoniac in the will-power pitted against his, he found himself retreating in the direction indicated by the Duke’s forefinger.

And it was the Scotsman, Scots as he was, who had to give in. Intimidated by something devilish in the determination opposing his, he found himself moving back in the direction pointed out by the Duke’s finger.

As he disappeared into the porch, Zuleika turned to the Duke. “You were splendid,” she said softly. He knew that very well. Does the stag in his hour of victory need a diploma from the hind? Holding in his hands the malachite casket that was the symbol of his triumph, the Duke smiled dictatorially at his darling. He came near to thinking of her as a chattel. Then with a pang he remembered his abject devotion to her. Abject no longer though! The victory he had just won restored his manhood, his sense of supremacy among his fellows. He loved this woman on equal terms. She was transcendent? So was he, Dorset. To-night the world had on its moonlit surface two great ornaments—Zuleika and himself. Neither of the pair could be replaced. Was one of them to be shattered? Life and love were good. He had been mad to think of dying.

As he walked away from the porch, Zuleika turned to the Duke. “You were amazing,” she said softly. He knew that already. Does a stag need validation from a doe in its moment of victory? Holding the malachite box that represented his triumph, the Duke smiled authoritatively at her. He almost started to think of her as a possession. Then, with a sudden pang, he remembered his deep devotion to her. But it was no longer pathetic! The victory he had just achieved restored his confidence and his sense of superiority over others. He loved this woman as an equal. Was she extraordinary? So was he, Dorset. Tonight, the world glimmered under the moonlight with two great treasures—Zuleika and himself. Neither of them could be replaced. Was one of them destined to be broken? Life and love were wonderful. He had been foolish to think about dying.

No word was spoken as they went together to Salt Cellar. She expected him to talk about her conjuring tricks. Could he have been disappointed? She dared not inquire; for she had the sensitiveness, though no other quality whatsoever, of the true artist. She felt herself aggrieved. She had half a mind to ask him to give her back her ear-rings. And by the way, he hadn’t yet thanked her for them! Well, she would make allowances for a condemned man. And again she remembered the omen of which he had told her. She looked at him, and then up into the sky. “This same moon,” she said to herself, “sees the battlements of Tankerton. Does she see two black owls there? Does she hear them hooting?”

No one said a word as they walked together to Salt Cellar. She expected him to bring up her magic tricks. Could he have been let down? She didn’t dare ask; she had the sensitivity, though no other quality, of a true artist. She felt slighted. She almost wanted to ask him to give her back her earrings. And by the way, he still hadn’t thanked her for them! Well, she could understand a guy in his position. And once again, she thought about the omen he had mentioned. She looked at him, then up at the sky. “This same moon,” she thought, “watches over Tankerton’s walls. Does it see two black owls up there? Does it hear them hooting?”

They were in Salt Cellar now. “Melisande!” she called up to her window.

They were in the Salt Cellar now. “Melisande!” she shouted up to her window.

“Hush!” said the Duke, “I have something to say to you.”

“Hush!” said the Duke, “I need to talk to you.”

“Well, you can say it all the better without that great box in your hands. I want my maid to carry it up to my room for me.” And again she called out for Melisande, and received no answer. “I suppose she’s in the house-keeper’s room or somewhere. You had better put the box down inside the door. She can bring it up later.”

“Well, you can say it all the better without that big box in your hands. I want my maid to take it up to my room for me.” And again she called out for Melisande, but got no response. “I guess she’s in the housekeeper’s room or somewhere. You’d better set the box down inside the door. She can bring it up later.”

She pushed open the postern; and the Duke, as he stepped across the threshold, thrilled with a romantic awe. Re-emerging a moment later into the moonlight, he felt that she had been right about the box: it was fatal to self-expression; and he was glad he had not tried to speak on the way from the Front Quad: the soul needs gesture; and the Duke’s first gesture now was to seize Zuleika’s hands in his.

She pushed open the small door, and the Duke, as he stepped through, felt a rush of romantic excitement. Coming back into the moonlight a moment later, he realized she had been right about the box: it stifled self-expression. He was relieved he hadn't tried to talk on the way from the Front Quad; the soul needs to express itself through action, and the Duke's first move now was to take Zuleika’s hands in his.

She was too startled to move. “Zuleika!” he whispered. She was too angry to speak, but with a sudden twist she freed her wrists and darted back.

She was too shocked to move. “Zuleika!” he whispered. She was too furious to talk, but with a quick twist, she broke free and dashed back.

He laughed. “You are afraid of me. You are afraid to let me kiss you, because you are afraid of loving me. This afternoon—here—I all but kissed you. I mistook you for Death. I was enamoured of Death. I was a fool. That is what YOU are, you incomparable darling: you are a fool. You are afraid of life. I am not. I love life. I am going to live for you, do you hear?”

He laughed. “You’re scared of me. You’re scared to let me kiss you because you’re scared of falling for me. This afternoon—right here—I basically kissed you. I thought you were Death. I was in love with Death. I was an idiot. That’s what YOU are, you one-of-a-kind darling: you’re a fool. You’re afraid of living. I’m not. I love life. I’m going to live for you, do you hear?”

She stood with her back to the postern. Anger in her eyes had given place to scorn. “You mean,” she said, “that you go back on your promise?”

She stood with her back to the door. The anger in her eyes had turned to scorn. “You mean,” she said, “that you’re going back on your promise?”

“You will release me from it.”

“You're going to set me free from this.”

“You mean you are afraid to die?”

“You mean you’re scared to die?”

“You will not be guilty of my death. You love me.”

“You're not responsible for my death. You love me.”

“Good night, you miserable coward.” She stepped back through the postern.

“Good night, you pathetic coward.” She stepped back through the side door.

“Don’t, Zuleika! Miss Dobson, don’t! Pull yourself together! Reflect! I implore you... You will repent...”

“Don’t, Zuleika! Miss Dobson, please don’t! Get a grip! Think about this! I beg you... You will regret it...”

Slowly she closed the postern on him.

Slowly, she shut the back door on him.

“You will repent. I shall wait here, under your window...”

“You'll regret this. I’ll be waiting right here, under your window...”

He heard a bolt rasped into its socket. He heard the retreat of a light tread on the paven hall.

He heard a bolt slide into place. He heard the soft footsteps fading away on the stone hall.

And he hadn’t even kissed her! That was his first thought. He ground his heel in the gravel.

And he hadn’t even kissed her! That was his first thought. He stomped his heel into the gravel.

And he had hurt her wrists! This was Zuleika’s first thought, as she came into her bedroom. Yes, there were two red marks where he had held her. No man had ever dared to lay hands on her. With a sense of contamination, she proceeded to wash her hands thoroughly with soap and water. From time to time such words as “cad” and “beast” came through her teeth.

And he had hurt her wrists! This was Zuleika’s first thought as she walked into her bedroom. Yes, there were two red marks where he had grabbed her. No man had ever dared to lay hands on her before. Feeling contaminated, she began to wash her hands thoroughly with soap and water. Occasionally, words like “jerk” and “animal” slipped through her teeth.

She dried her hands and flung herself into a chair, arose and went pacing the room. So this was the end of her great night! What had she done to deserve it? How had he dared?

She dried her hands and threw herself into a chair, then got up and started pacing the room. So this was the end of her big night! What had she done to deserve this? How had he been so bold?

There was a sound as of rain against the window. She was glad. The night needed cleansing.

There was the sound of rain hitting the window. She felt relieved. The night needed a wash.

He had told her she was afraid of life. Life!—to have herself caressed by HIM; humbly to devote herself to being humbly doted on; to be the slave of a slave; to swim in a private pond of treacle—ugh! If the thought weren’t so cloying and degrading, it would be laughable.

He told her she was afraid of life. Life!—to be touched by HIM; to humbly dedicate herself to being affectionately cared for; to be the servant of a servant; to float in a private sea of syrup—ugh! If the idea weren't so sickening and humiliating, it would be funny.

For a moment her hands hovered over those two golden and gemmed volumes encasing Bradshaw and the A.B.C. Guide. To leave Oxford by an early train, leave him to drown unthanked, unlooked at... But this could not be done without slighting all those hundreds of other men ... And besides...

For a moment, her hands hovered over those two golden and gem-studded books containing Bradshaw and the A.B.C. Guide. To leave Oxford on an early train, leaving him to sink without a thank you or a glance... But she couldn’t do that without disrespecting all those hundreds of other men... And besides...

Again that sound on the window-pane. This time it startled her. There seemed to be no rain. Could it have been—little bits of gravel? She darted noiselessly to the window, pushed it open, and looked down. She saw the upturned face of the Duke. She stepped back, trembling with fury, staring around her. Inspiration came.

Again, that sound on the window. This time it startled her. There didn’t seem to be any rain. Could it have been—little bits of gravel? She quickly went to the window, opened it, and looked down. She saw the Duke's upturned face. She stepped back, shaking with anger, looking around her. An idea hit her.

She thrust her head out again. “Are you there?” she whispered.

She stuck her head out again. “Are you there?” she whispered.

“Yes, yes. I knew you would come.”

“Yes, yes. I knew you would show up.”

“Wait a moment, wait!”

“Hold on a sec!”

The water-jug stood where she had left it, on the floor by the wash-stand. It was almost full, rather heavy. She bore it steadily to the window, and looked out.

The water jug was exactly where she had left it, on the floor by the sink. It was almost full and quite heavy. She carried it steadily to the window and looked outside.

“Come a little nearer!” she whispered.

“Come a bit closer!” she whispered.

The upturned and moonlit face obeyed her. She saw its lips forming the word “Zuleika.” She took careful aim.

The upturned, moonlit face responded to her. She saw its lips shaping the word "Zuleika." She focused intently.

Full on the face crashed the cascade of moonlit water, shooting out on all sides like the petals of some great silver anemone.

Full on the face crashed the cascade of moonlit water, shooting out on all sides like the petals of some great silver anemone.

She laughed shrilly as she leapt back, letting the empty jug roll over on the carpet. Then she stood tense, crouching, her hands to her mouth, her eyes askance, as much as to say “Now I’ve done it!” She listened hard, holding her breath. In the stillness of the night was a faint sound of dripping water, and presently of footsteps going away. Then stillness unbroken.

She laughed loudly as she jumped back, letting the empty jug roll over on the carpet. Then she stood tense, crouching, hands over her mouth, eyes wide as if to say, “Now I’ve messed up!” She listened closely, holding her breath. In the quiet of the night, there was a faint sound of dripping water, and soon after, footsteps fading away. Then complete silence.





XI

I said that I was Clio’s servant. And I felt, when I said it, that you looked at me dubiously, and murmured among yourselves.

I said that I was Clio’s servant. And I felt, when I said it, that you looked at me with doubt and whispered among yourselves.

Not that you doubted I was somewhat connected with Clio’s household. The lady after whom I have named this book is alive, and well known to some of you personally, to all of you by repute. Nor had you finished my first page before you guessed my theme to be that episode in her life which caused so great a sensation among the newspaper-reading public a few years ago. (It all seems but yesterday, does it not? They are still vivid to us, those head-lines. We have hardly yet ceased to be edified by the morals pointed in those leading articles.) And yet very soon you found me behaving just like any novelist—reporting the exact words that passed between the protagonists at private interviews—aye, and the exact thoughts and emotions that were in their breasts. Little wonder that you wondered! Let me make things clear to you.

Not that you doubted I was somewhat connected with Clio’s household. The woman after whom I named this book is alive and well-known to some of you personally, and to all of you by reputation. You didn't even finish my first page before you guessed that my theme was that episode in her life that caused such a stir among newspaper readers a few years ago. (It feels like just yesterday, doesn't it? Those headlines are still fresh in our minds. We have hardly stopped being enlightened by the lessons pointed out in those editorials.) Yet, very soon, you found me behaving like any novelist—reporting the exact words exchanged between the main characters during private conversations—yes, and the precise thoughts and feelings they had. It’s no surprise that you were puzzled! Let me clarify things for you.

I have my mistress’ leave to do this. At first (for reasons which you will presently understand) she demurred. But I pointed out to her that I had been placed in a false position, and that until this were rectified neither she nor I could reap the credit due to us.

I’ve got my mistress’s permission to do this. At first (for reasons you’ll understand shortly), she hesitated. But I explained that I had been put in a difficult situation, and that until this was fixed, neither of us could get the recognition we deserved.

Know, then, that for a long time Clio had been thoroughly discontented. She was happy enough, she says, when first she left the home of Pierus, her father, to become a Muse. On those humble beginnings she looks back with affection. She kept only one servant, Herodotus. The romantic element in him appealed to her. He died, and she had about her a large staff of able and faithful servants, whose way of doing their work irritated and depressed her. To them, apparently, life consisted of nothing but politics and military operations—things to which she, being a woman, was somewhat indifferent. She was jealous of Melpomene. It seemed to her that her own servants worked from without at a mass of dry details which might as well be forgotten. Melpomene’s worked on material that was eternally interesting—the souls of men and women; and not from without, either; but rather casting themselves into those souls and showing to us the essence of them. She was particularly struck by a remark of Aristotle’s, that tragedy was “more philosophic” than history, inasmuch as it concerned itself with what might be, while history was concerned with merely what had been. This summed up for her what she had often felt, but could not have exactly formulated. She saw that the department over which she presided was at best an inferior one. She saw that just what she had liked—and rightly liked—in poor dear Herodotus was just what prevented him from being a good historian. It was wrong to mix up facts and fancies. But why should her present servants deal with only one little special set of the variegated facts of life? It was not in her power to interfere. The Nine, by the terms of the charter that Zeus had granted to them, were bound to leave their servants an absolutely free hand. But Clio could at least refrain from reading the works which, by a legal fiction, she was supposed to inspire. Once or twice in the course of a century, she would glance into this or that new history book, only to lay it down with a shrug of her shoulders. Some of the mediaeval chronicles she rather liked. But when, one day, Pallas asked her what she thought of “The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire” her only answer was “ostis toia echei en edone echei en edone toia” (For people who like that kind of thing, that is the kind of thing they like). This she did let slip. Generally, throughout all the centuries, she kept up a pretence of thinking history the greatest of all the arts. She always held her head high among her Sisters. It was only on the sly that she was an omnivorous reader of dramatic and lyric poetry. She watched with keen interest the earliest developments of the prose romance in southern Europe; and after the publication of “Clarissa Harlowe” she spent practically all her time in reading novels. It was not until the Spring of the year 1863 that an entirely new element forced itself into her peaceful life. Zeus fell in love with her.

Know that Clio had been really unhappy for a long time. She says she was pretty happy when she first left her father Pierus's home to become a Muse. She looks back on those simple beginnings with fondness. She only had one servant, Herodotus, whose romantic side appealed to her. When he died, she was surrounded by a large team of capable and loyal servants, but the way they did their work frustrated and brought her down. To them, it seemed life was all about politics and military matters—things she, as a woman, didn’t care much about. She felt jealous of Melpomene. To her, her own servants focused on a bunch of dry details that could easily be forgotten, while Melpomene's servants worked with endlessly interesting material—the souls of men and women. They didn’t just observe; they connected with those souls and revealed their essence. A comment by Aristotle really struck her, saying that tragedy was "more philosophical" than history because it dealt with what could be, while history was only about what had happened. This perfectly captured something she had felt but couldn't quite express. She realized the field she governed was, at best, a lesser one. What she had appreciated—rightly so—in her dear Herodotus was exactly what made him a poor historian. Mixing facts with fantasies was wrong. But why did her current servants only focus on one narrow aspect of the diverse facts of life? She couldn’t intervene. According to the charter Zeus had given them, the Nine were supposed to let their servants have complete freedom. But Clio could at least choose not to read the works she was supposedly inspiring, by a legal fiction. Occasionally, she would check out a new history book, only to put it down with a shrug. Some medieval chronicles she enjoyed, but when Pallas asked her about “The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire,” her only response was “ostis toia echei en edone echei en edone toia” (For people who like that kind of thing, that is the kind of thing they like). This slipped out. Generally, over the centuries, she pretended that history was the greatest of all the arts, always holding her head high among her Sisters. Silently, though, she was a ravenous reader of dramatic and lyrical poetry. She closely followed the early rise of prose romance in southern Europe, and after “Clarissa Harlowe” was published, she spent nearly all her time reading novels. It wasn’t until the spring of 1863 that a completely new element disrupted her calm life: Zeus fell in love with her.

To us, for whom so quickly “time doth transfix the flourish set on youth,” there is something strange, even a trifle ludicrous, in the thought that Zeus, after all these years, is still at the beck and call of his passions. And it seems anyhow lamentable that he has not yet gained self-confidence enough to appear in his own person to the lady of his choice, and is still at pains to transform himself into whatever object he deems likeliest to please her. To Clio, suddenly from Olympus, he flashed down in the semblance of Kinglake’s “Invasion of the Crimea” (four vols., large 8vo, half-calf). She saw through his disguise immediately, and, with great courage and independence, bade him begone. Rebuffed, he was not deflected. Indeed it would seem that Clio’s high spirit did but sharpen his desire. Hardly a day passed but he appeared in what he hoped would be the irresistible form—a recently discovered fragment of Polybius, an advance copy of the forthcoming issue of “The Historical Review,” the note-book of Professor Carl Voertschlaffen... One day, all-prying Hermes told him of Clio’s secret addiction to novel-reading. Thenceforth, year in, year out, it was in the form of fiction that Zeus wooed her. The sole result was that she grew sick of the sight of novels, and found a perverse pleasure in reading history. These dry details of what had actually happened were a relief, she told herself, from all that make-believe.

To us, who so quickly see how "time freezes the charm of youth," there's something odd, even a little funny, in thinking that Zeus, after all these years, is still so controlled by his desires. It's kind of sad that he hasn't managed to gain enough confidence to approach the woman he wants as himself and instead goes to great lengths to change into whatever he thinks will impress her. He once shot down from Olympus in the form of Kinglake’s “Invasion of the Crimea” (four volumes, large 8vo, half-calf). She saw right through his disguise immediately and, with great courage and independence, told him to go away. Rejected, he didn’t back down. In fact, Clio’s strong spirit seemed only to increase his desire. Hardly a day went by without him showing up in what he hoped would be the irresistible form—a recently discovered fragment of Polybius, an advance copy of the upcoming issue of “The Historical Review,” the note-book of Professor Carl Voertschlaffen... One day, the ever-inquisitive Hermes revealed Clio’s secret love for reading novels. From then on, year after year, Zeus pursued her in the form of fiction. The only result was that she became sick of seeing novels and found a strange joy in reading history. These dry accounts of what actually happened were a welcome break for her from all that pretend stuff.

One Sunday afternoon—the day before that very Monday on which this narrative opens—it occurred to her how fine a thing history might be if the historian had the novelist’s privileges. Suppose he could be present at every scene which he was going to describe, a presence invisible and inevitable, and equipped with power to see into the breasts of all the persons whose actions he set himself to watch...

One Sunday afternoon—the day before that very Monday when this story begins—it struck her how amazing history could be if historians had the same advantages as novelists. Imagine if they could be there for every event they were going to describe, a presence that was unseen yet certain, and with the ability to understand the feelings of everyone whose actions they were observing...

While the Muse was thus musing, Zeus (disguised as Miss Annie S. Swan’s latest work) paid his usual visit. She let her eyes rest on him. Hither and thither she divided her swift mind, and addressed him in winged words. “Zeus, father of gods and men, cloud-compeller, what wouldst thou of me? But first will I say what I would of thee”; and she besought him to extend to the writers of history such privileges as are granted to novelists. His whole manner had changed. He listened to her with the massive gravity of a ruler who never yet has allowed private influence to obscure his judgment. He was silent for some time after her appeal. Then, in a voice of thunder, which made quake the slopes of Parnassus, he gave his answer. He admitted the disabilities under which historians laboured. But the novelists—were they not equally handicapped? They had to treat of persons who never existed, events which never were. Only by the privilege of being in the thick of those events, and in the very bowels of those persons, could they hope to hold the reader’s attention. If similar privileges were granted to the historian, the demand for novels would cease forthwith, and many thousand of hard-working, deserving men and women would be thrown out of employment. In fact, Clio had asked him an impossible favour. But he might—he said he conceivably might—be induced to let her have her way just once. In that event, all she would have to do was to keep her eye on the world’s surface, and then, so soon as she had reason to think that somewhere was impending something of great import, to choose an historian. On him, straightway, Zeus would confer invisibility, inevitability, and psychic penetration, with a flawless memory thrown in.

While the Muse was deep in thought, Zeus (disguised as Miss Annie S. Swan’s latest book) made his usual visit. She looked at him. She quickly divided her focus and spoke to him with eloquent words. “Zeus, father of gods and men, cloud-maker, what do you want from me? But first, let me say what I want from you”; and she asked him to grant historians the same privileges given to novelists. His demeanor changed completely. He listened to her with the serious gravity of a ruler who has never let personal influence cloud his judgment. He was quiet for a while after her request. Then, with a voice like thunder that shook the slopes of Parnassus, he responded. He acknowledged the challenges historians faced. But the novelists—weren’t they equally limited? They had to write about people who never existed and events that never happened. Only by immersing themselves in those events and deeply understanding those characters could they hope to capture the reader’s interest. If similar privileges were granted to historians, the demand for novels would immediately vanish, and thousands of hardworking, deserving men and women would lose their jobs. In reality, Clio had asked for an impossible favor. But he said he might—just might—be persuaded to grant her wish once. In that case, all she would need to do was keep an eye on the world’s surface, and as soon as she suspected that something significant was about to happen, to choose a historian. Zeus would then bestow upon him invisibility, inevitability, and deep insight, along with a perfect memory.

On the following afternoon, Clio’s roving eye saw Zuleika stepping from the Paddington platform into the Oxford train. A few moments later I found myself suddenly on Parnassus. In hurried words Clio told me how I came there, and what I had to do. She said she had selected me because she knew me to be honest, sober, and capable, and no stranger to Oxford. Another moment, and I was at the throne of Zeus. With a majesty of gesture which I shall never forget, he stretched his hand over me, and I was indued with the promised gifts. And then, lo! I was on the platform of Oxford station. The train was not due for another hour. But the time passed pleasantly enough.

On the next afternoon, Clio spotted Zuleika getting off the Paddington platform and onto the Oxford train. Moments later, I suddenly found myself on Parnassus. In quick words, Clio explained how I got there and what I needed to do. She said she chose me because she knew I was honest, reliable, capable, and familiar with Oxford. In another moment, I was standing before the throne of Zeus. With a majestic gesture I'll never forget, he reached out his hand over me, and I was granted the promised gifts. And then, suddenly! I was back at the Oxford station platform. The train wasn't scheduled to arrive for another hour, but the time passed pleasantly enough.

It was fun to float all unseen, to float all unhampered by any corporeal nonsense, up and down the platform. It was fun to watch the inmost thoughts of the station-master, of the porters, of the young person at the buffet. But of course I did not let the holiday-mood master me. I realised the seriousness of my mission. I must concentrate myself on the matter in hand: Miss Dobson’s visit. What was going to happen? Prescience was no part of my outfit. From what I knew about Miss Dobson, I deduced that she would be a great success. That was all. Had I had the instinct that was given to those Emperors in stone, and even to the dog Corker, I should have begged Clio to send in my stead some man of stronger nerve. She had charged me to be calmly vigilant, scrupulously fair. I could have been neither, had I from the outset foreseen all. Only because the immediate future was broken to me by degrees, first as a set of possibilities, then as a set of probabilities that yet might not come off, was I able to fulfil the trust imposed in me. Even so, it was hard. I had always accepted the doctrine that to understand all is to forgive all. Thanks to Zeus, I understood all about Miss Dobson, and yet there were moments when she repelled me—moments when I wished to see her neither from without nor from within. So soon as the Duke of Dorset met her on the Monday night, I felt I was in duty bound to keep him under constant surveillance. Yet there were moments when I was so sorry for him that I deemed myself a brute for shadowing him.

It was fun to float around unnoticed, to drift freely without any physical constraints, up and down the platform. It was enjoyable to observe the deepest thoughts of the station-master, the porters, and the young lady at the buffet. But of course, I didn’t let the holiday spirit take over. I understood the importance of my mission. I needed to focus on the task at hand: Miss Dobson’s visit. What was going to happen? I wasn’t equipped with foresight. Based on what I knew about Miss Dobson, I figured she would be a big hit. That was all. If I had the instinct bestowed upon those stone Emperors, or even the dog Corker, I would have asked Clio to send someone stronger in my place. She had instructed me to be calmly watchful and completely fair. I couldn’t have done either if I had seen everything from the beginning. Only because I learned about the immediate future gradually, first as a range of possibilities and then as a range of probabilities that might not actually happen, was I able to fulfill the responsibility given to me. Even then, it was tough. I had always believed that to understand everything is to forgive everything. Thankfully, I understood everything about Miss Dobson, yet there were times when she pushed me away—times when I wished to avoid seeing her completely. As soon as the Duke of Dorset met her on Monday night, I felt it was my duty to keep a close watch on him. Still, there were moments when I felt so bad for him that I thought I was being cruel by watching him.

Ever since I can remember, I have been beset by a recurring doubt as to whether I be or be not quite a gentleman. I have never attempted to define that term: I have but feverishly wondered whether in its usual acceptation (whatever that is) it be strictly applicable to myself. Many people hold that the qualities connoted by it are primarily moral—a kind heart, honourable conduct, and so forth. On Clio’s mission, I found honour and kindness tugging me in precisely opposite directions. In so far as honour tugged the harder, was I the more or the less gentlemanly? But the test is not a fair one. Curiosity tugged on the side of honour. This goes to prove me a cad? Oh, set against it the fact that I did at one point betray Clio’s trust. When Miss Dobson had done the deed recorded at the close of the foregoing chapter, I gave the Duke of Dorset an hour’s grace.

Ever since I can remember, I've struggled with a recurring doubt about whether I am truly a gentleman. I’ve never tried to define that term; I just nervously wondered if its usual meaning (whatever that is) really applies to me. Many people believe that the qualities associated with it are mainly moral—a kind heart, honorable behavior, and so on. During Clio’s mission, I found honor and kindness pulling me in completely opposite directions. Since honor was pulling harder, does that make me more or less of a gentleman? But that's not a fair test. Curiosity was on the side of honor. Does that make me a cad? Oh, consider the fact that I did, at one point, betray Clio’s trust. After Miss Dobson did what’s described at the end of the last chapter, I gave the Duke of Dorset an hour's grace.

I could have done no less. In the lives of most of us is some one thing that we would not after the lapse of how many years soever confess to our most understanding friend; the thing that does not bear thinking of; the one thing to be forgotten; the unforgettable thing. Not the commission of some great crime: this can be atoned for by great penances; and the very enormity of it has a dark grandeur. Maybe, some little deadly act of meanness, some hole-and-corner treachery? But what a man has once willed to do, his will helps him to forget. The unforgettable thing in his life is usually not a thing he has done or left undone, but a thing done to him—some insolence or cruelty for which he could not, or did not, avenge himself. This it is that often comes back to him, years after, in his dreams, and thrusts itself suddenly into his waking thoughts, so that he clenches his hands, and shakes his head, and hums a tune loudly—anything to beat it off. In the very hour when first befell him that odious humiliation, would you have spied on him? I gave the Duke of Dorset an hour’s grace.

I could have done no less. In the lives of most of us, there's usually one thing that we would never confess to our most understanding friend, no matter how many years pass—it’s the thing that’s too painful to think about; the one thing we want to forget; the unforgettable thing. It’s not the act of committing some terrible crime; that can be atoned for with great penance, and the sheer enormity of it carries a dark sort of grandeur. Maybe it’s a small, petty act of meanness or some sneaky betrayal? But what a person has decided to do, their will helps them forget. The unforgettable thing in their life is often not something they did or didn’t do, but something that was done to them—some insult or cruelty they couldn’t, or didn’t, get revenge for. That’s what often comes back to haunt them years later in dreams and suddenly intrudes into their waking thoughts, making them clench their hands, shake their heads, and hum a tune loudly—anything to push it away. When that horrible humiliation first hit him, would you have watched him? I gave the Duke of Dorset an hour's grace.

What were his thoughts in that interval, what words, if any, he uttered to the night, never will be known. For this, Clio has abused me in language less befitting a Muse than a fishwife. I do not care. I would rather be chidden by Clio than by my own sense of delicacy, any day.

What he thought during that time, and what words, if any, he spoke to the night, will never be known. For this, Clio has scolded me in words more suitable for a fishwife than a Muse. I don't care. I'd rather be criticized by Clio than by my own sense of propriety any day.





XII

Not less averse than from dogging the Duke was I from remaining another instant in the presence of Miss Dobson. There seemed to be no possible excuse for her. This time she had gone too far. She was outrageous. As soon as the Duke had had time to get clear away, I floated out into the night.

Not any less bothered by following the Duke than I was about staying another second with Miss Dobson. There seemed to be no good reason for her actions. This time she had really crossed a line. She was outrageous. As soon as the Duke was gone, I stepped out into the night.

I may have consciously reasoned that the best way to forget the present was in the revival of memories. Or I may have been driven by a mere homing instinct. Anyhow, it was in the direction of my old College that I went. Midnight was tolling as I floated in through the shut grim gate at which I had so often stood knocking for admission.

I might have thought that the best way to forget the present was by reliving old memories. Or maybe I was just following some instinct to return home. Either way, I headed toward my old college. Midnight was ringing as I slipped through the closed, dark gate where I had knocked for entry so many times before.

The man who now occupied my room had sported his oak—my oak. I read the name on the visiting-card attached thereto—E. J. Craddock—and went in.

The man who was now in my room had used my oak—my oak. I looked at the name on the visiting card attached to it—E. J. Craddock—and went in.

E. J. Craddock, interloper, was sitting at my table, with elbows squared and head on one side, in the act of literary composition. The oars and caps on my walls betokened him a rowing-man. Indeed, I recognised his somewhat heavy face as that of the man whom, from the Judas barge this afternoon, I had seen rowing “stroke” in my College Eight.

E. J. Craddock, an outsider, was sitting at my table, elbows squared and head tilted to the side, in the middle of writing something. The oars and caps on my walls indicated that he was a rower. In fact, I recognized his somewhat heavy face as that of the guy I had seen rowing “stroke” in my College Eight this afternoon from the Judas barge.

He ought, therefore, to have been in bed and asleep two hours ago. And the offence of his vigil was aggravated by a large tumbler that stood in front of him, containing whisky and soda. From this he took a deep draught. Then he read over what he had written. I did not care to peer over his shoulder at MS. which, though written in my room, was not intended for my eyes. But the writer’s brain was open to me; and he had written “I, the undersigned Edward Joseph Craddock, do hereby leave and bequeath all my personal and other property to Zuleika Dobson, spinster. This is my last will and testament.”

He should have been in bed and asleep two hours ago. The fact that he was still awake was made worse by the large glass of whisky and soda sitting in front of him. He took a big sip from it. Then he went over what he had written. I didn't want to look over his shoulder at the manuscript, which, even though it was written in my room, wasn't meant for me to see. But I could understand the writer's thoughts; he had written, “I, the undersigned Edward Joseph Craddock, hereby leave and bequeath all my personal and other property to Zuleika Dobson, spinster. This is my last will and testament.”

He gnawed his pen, and presently altered the “hereby leave” to “hereby and herewith leave.” Fool!

He chewed on his pen and soon changed "hereby leave" to "hereby and herewith leave." What a fool!

I thereby and therewith left him. As I emerged through the floor of the room above—through the very carpet that had so often been steeped in wine, and encrusted with smithereens of glass, in the brave old days of a well-remembered occupant—I found two men, both of them evidently reading-men. One of them was pacing round the room. “Do you know,” he was saying, “what she reminded me of, all the time? Those words—aren’t they in the Song of Solomon?—‘fair as the moon, clear as the sun, and... and...’”

I left him then and there. As I came up through the floor of the room above—through the very carpet that had often soaked up wine and was scattered with shards of glass, back in the good old days of a well-remembered resident—I found two men, both clearly well-read. One of them was walking around the room. “You know,” he was saying, “what she kept reminding me of? Those words—aren't they from the Song of Solomon?—‘fair as the moon, clear as the sun, and... and...’”

“‘Terrible as an army with banners,’” supplied his host—rather testily, for he was writing a letter. It began “My dear Father. By the time you receive this I shall have taken a step which...”

“‘As daunting as an army with banners,’” his host replied—somewhat impatiently, since he was in the middle of writing a letter. It started with “My dear Father. By the time you get this, I will have taken a step that...”

Clearly it was vain to seek distraction in my old College. I floated out into the untenanted meadows. Over them was the usual coverlet of white vapour, trailed from the Isis right up to Merton Wall. The scent of these meadows’ moisture is the scent of Oxford. Even in hottest noon, one feels that the sun has not dried THEM. Always there is moisture drifting across them, drifting into the Colleges. It, one suspects, must have had much to do with the evocation of what is called the Oxford spirit—that gentlest spirit, so lingering and searching, so dear to them who as youths were brought into ken of it, so exasperating to them who were not. Yes, certainly, it is this mild, miasmal air, not less than the grey beauty and gravity of the buildings, that has helped Oxford to produce, and foster eternally, her peculiar race of artist-scholars, scholar-artists. The undergraduate, in his brief periods of residence, is too buoyant to be mastered by the spirit of the place. He does but salute it, and catch the manner. It is on him who stays to spend his maturity here that the spirit will in its fulness gradually descend. The buildings and their traditions keep astir in his mind whatsoever is gracious; the climate, enfolding and enfeebling him, lulling him, keeps him careless of the sharp, harsh, exigent realities of the outer world. Careless? Not utterly. These realities may be seen by him. He may study them, be amused or touched by them. But they cannot fire him. Oxford is too damp for that. The “movements” made there have been no more than protests against the mobility of others. They have been without the dynamic quality implied in their name. They have been no more than the sighs of men gazing at what other men had left behind them; faint, impossible appeals to the god of retrogression, uttered for their own sake and ritual, rather than with any intent that they should be heard. Oxford, that lotus-land, saps the will-power, the power of action. But, in doing so, it clarifies the mind, makes larger the vision, gives, above all, that playful and caressing suavity of manner which comes of a conviction that nothing matters, except ideas, and that not even ideas are worth dying for, inasmuch as the ghosts of them slain seem worthy of yet more piously elaborate homage than can be given to them in their heyday. If the Colleges could be transferred to the dry and bracing top of some hill, doubtless they would be more evidently useful to the nation. But let us be glad there is no engineer or enchanter to compass that task. Egomet, I would liefer have the rest of England subside into the sea than have Oxford set on a salubrious level. For there is nothing in England to be matched with what lurks in the vapours of these meadows, and in the shadows of these spires—that mysterious, inenubilable spirit, spirit of Oxford. Oxford! The very sight of the word printed, or sound of it spoken, is fraught for me with most actual magic.

Clearly, it was pointless to look for distraction in my old College. I wandered out into the empty meadows. Above them was the usual layer of white mist, trailing from the Isis all the way up to Merton Wall. The scent of the moisture in these meadows is the scent of Oxford. Even at the hottest noon, one feels that the sun hasn’t dried them. There’s always moisture floating over them, drifting into the Colleges. It likely has a lot to do with what people call the Oxford spirit—that gentle spirit, so lingering and searching, so cherished by those who first experienced it as youths, and so frustrating to those who did not. Yes, it’s definitely this mild, misty air, along with the grey beauty and seriousness of the buildings, that has helped Oxford create and nurture her unique breed of artist-scholars and scholar-artists. The undergraduate, during his brief time here, is usually too lighthearted to be fully influenced by the spirit of the place. He merely acknowledges it and picks up its ways. It’s those who stay to spend their adult years here who will gradually feel the spirit in its fullness. The buildings and their traditions keep alive in his mind everything that’s elegant; the climate, wrapping around him and weakening him, lulls him into forgetfulness about the harsh, demanding realities of the outside world. Forgetfulness? Not entirely. He can see these realities. He can study them and be entertained or moved by them. But they can’t ignite his passion. Oxford is too damp for that. The “movements” that happen there have been nothing more than reactions against the momentum of others. They lack the energy that their name suggests. They’ve been more like the sighs of people looking at what others have left behind; faint, impossible calls to the god of regression, expressed for their own sake and ritual, rather than with any real desire for them to be heard. Oxford, that dreamland, drains away willpower and action. But in doing so, it sharpens the mind, broadens the perspective, and provides that playful and gentle charm that comes from believing that nothing matters except ideas, and that not even ideas are worth dying for, since the echoes of those lost seem to deserve even more reverent homage than can be given to them when they are at their peak. If the Colleges could be moved to the dry, refreshing top of a hill, they would surely be more obviously beneficial to the country. But let’s be thankful there’s no engineer or magician to accomplish that task. Personally, I would rather see the rest of England sink into the sea than have Oxford placed on a healthy elevation. There’s nothing in England that can compare with what lingers in the mist of these meadows and in the shadows of these spires—that mysterious, indescribable spirit, the spirit of Oxford. Oxford! Just seeing the word printed or hearing it spoken fills me with actual magic.

And on that moonlit night when I floated among the vapours of these meadows, myself less than a vapour, I knew and loved Oxford as never before, as never since. Yonder, in the Colleges, was the fume and fret of tragedy—Love as Death’s decoy, and Youth following her. What then? Not Oxford was menaced. Come what might, not a stone of Oxford’s walls would be loosened, nor a wreath of her vapours be undone, nor lost a breath of her sacred spirit.

And on that moonlit night when I floated among the mists of these meadows, feeling like less than a wisp, I knew and loved Oxford more than ever, and in a way I never would again. Over there, in the Colleges, was the chaos and struggle of tragedy—Love as Death’s lure, and Youth chasing after her. So what? Oxford itself was not in danger. No matter what happened, not a single stone of Oxford's walls would be disturbed, nor would a single wisp of her mists be unraveled, nor would a breath of her sacred spirit be lost.

I floated up into the higher, drier air, that I might, for once, see the total body of that spirit.

I floated up into the higher, drier air so I could finally see the whole essence of that spirit.

There lay Oxford far beneath me, like a map in grey and black and silver. All that I had known only as great single things I saw now outspread in apposition, and tiny; tiny symbols, as it were, of themselves, greatly symbolising their oneness. There they lay, these multitudinous and disparate quadrangles, all their rivalries merged in the making of a great catholic pattern. And the roofs of the buildings around them seemed level with their lawns. No higher the roofs of the very towers. Up from their tiny segment of the earth’s spinning surface they stood negligible beneath infinity. And new, too, quite new, in eternity; transient upstarts. I saw Oxford as a place that had no more past and no more future than a mining-camp. I smiled down. O hoary and unassailable mushroom!... But if a man carry his sense of proportion far enough, lo! he is back at the point from which he started. He knows that eternity, as conceived by him, is but an instant in eternity, and infinity but a speck in infinity. How should they belittle the things near to him?... Oxford was venerable and magical, after all, and enduring. Aye, and not because she would endure was it the less lamentable that the young lives within her walls were like to be taken. My equanimity was gone; and a tear fell on Oxford.

There lay Oxford far below me, like a map in shades of gray, black, and silver. Everything I had only known as separate, significant things was now spread out before me, tiny symbols, in a way, reflecting their unity. There they were, these numerous and different quadrangles, all their rivalries combined into a large, unified pattern. The roofs of the buildings around them seemed to be on the same level as their lawns, not higher than the very towers. From their small segment of the Earth’s spinning surface, they felt insignificant beneath the vastness of infinity. And new, too, quite new, in the grand scheme of things; temporary newcomers. I saw Oxford as a place that had no more past or future than a mining camp. I smiled down. Oh, wise and enduring mushroom!... But if a person takes their sense of proportion far enough, suddenly they’re back at the starting point. They realize that their idea of eternity is just a moment in the grander scheme, and infinity itself is merely a speck within it. How could they diminish the things right in front of them?... Oxford was ancient and enchanting, after all, and lasting. Yes, and it was all the more lamentable that the young lives within her walls were likely to be lost, not because she would endure. My calm was gone; and a tear fell on Oxford.

And then, as though Oxford herself were speaking up to me, the air vibrated with a sweet noise of music. It was the hour of one; the end of the Duke’s hour of grace. Through the silvery tangle of sounds from other clocks I floated quickly down to the Broad.

And then, as if Oxford herself were talking to me, the air buzzed with a sweet melody. It was one o'clock; the end of the Duke’s hour of grace. Amidst the silvery mix of sounds from other clocks, I quickly made my way down to the Broad.





XIII

I had on the way a horrible apprehension. What if the Duke, in his agony, had taken the one means to forgetfulness? His room, I could see, was lit up; but a man does not necessarily choose to die in the dark. I hovered, afraid, over the dome of the Sheldonian. I saw that the window of the room above the Duke’s was also lit up. And there was no reason at all to doubt the survival of Noaks. Perhaps the sight of him would hearten me.

I was filled with a terrible dread on my way. What if the Duke, in his pain, had chosen the one way to escape it all? His room was lit up; but a person doesn’t always decide to die in the dark. I lingered nervously over the dome of the Sheldonian. I noticed that the window of the room above the Duke’s was also illuminated. And there was no reason to think that Noaks was not alive. Maybe seeing him would lift my spirits.

I was wrong. The sight of Noaks in his room was as dismal a thing as could be. With his chin sunk on his breast, he sat there, on a rickety chair, staring up at the mantel-piece. This he had decked out as a sort of shrine. In the centre, aloft on an inverted tin that had contained Abernethy biscuits, stood a blue plush frame, with an inner rim of brass, several sizes too big for the picture-postcard installed in it. Zuleika’s image gazed forth with a smile that was obviously not intended for the humble worshipper at this execrable shrine. On either side of her stood a small vase, one holding some geraniums, the other some mignonette. And just beneath her was placed that iron ring which, rightly or wrongly, Noaks supposed to alleviate rheumatism—that same iron ring which, by her touch to-night, had been charged for him with a yet deeper magic, insomuch that he dared no longer wear it, and had set it before her as an oblation.

I was wrong. The sight of Noaks in his room was as bleak as it could be. With his chin drooping on his chest, he sat there on a wobbly chair, staring up at the mantelpiece. He had turned it into a sort of shrine. In the center, perched on an upside-down tin that once held Abernethy biscuits, was a blue plush frame with a brass inner rim, way too big for the postcard picture inside it. Zuleika’s image smiled down, a smile clearly not meant for the humble worshipper at this miserable shrine. On either side of her were small vases; one held geraniums and the other had mignonette. And just below her was that iron ring which, right or wrong, Noaks thought could ease rheumatism—that same iron ring which, after her touch tonight, he believed had a deeper magic, to the point that he no longer dared to wear it and had placed it before her as an offering.

Yet, for all his humility, he was possessed by a spirit of egoism that repelled me. While he sat peering over his spectacles at the beauteous image, he said again and again to himself, in a hollow voice, “I am so young to die.” Every time he said this, two large, pear-shaped tears emerged from behind his spectacles, and found their way to his waistcoat. It did not seem to strike him that quite half of the undergraduates who contemplated death—and contemplated it in a fearless, wholesome, manly fashion—were his juniors. It seemed to seem to him that his own death, even though all those other far brighter and more promising lives than his were to be sacrificed, was a thing to bother about. Well, if he did not want to die, why could he not have, at least, the courage of his cowardice? The world would not cease to revolve because Noaks still clung to its surface. For me the whole tragedy was cheapened by his participation in it. I was fain to leave him. His squint, his short legs dangling towards the floor, his tear-sodden waistcoat, and his refrain “I am so young to die,” were beyond measure exasperating. Yet I hesitated to pass into the room beneath, for fear of what I might see there.

Yet, despite his humility, he was consumed by a sense of egoism that pushed me away. While he sat peering over his glasses at the beautiful image, he kept saying to himself, in a hollow voice, “I’m too young to die.” Each time he said this, two large, pear-shaped tears rolled from behind his glasses and soaked his waistcoat. It didn’t seem to occur to him that nearly half of the undergraduates contemplating death—and they did so in a fearless, wholesome, and manly way—were younger than he was. He seemed to think that his own death, even if it meant sacrificing those far brighter and more promising lives, was something to worry about. Well, if he didn’t want to die, why couldn’t he at least have the courage of his cowardice? The world wouldn’t stop turning just because Noaks was still hanging on. For me, the entire tragedy felt diminished by his involvement. I wanted to leave him. His squint, his short legs dangling towards the floor, his tear-soaked waistcoat, and his refrain "I’m too young to die" were incredibly irritating. Yet, I hesitated to move into the room below, fearing what I might find there.

How long I might have paltered, had no sound come from that room, I know not. But a sound came, sharp and sudden in the night, instantly reassuring. I swept down into the presence of the Duke.

How long I might have hesitated, had no sound come from that room, I don't know. But a sound came, sharp and sudden in the night, instantly reassuring. I rushed down to meet the Duke.

He stood with his head flung back and his arms folded, gorgeous in a dressing-gown of crimson brocade. In animation of pride and pomp, he looked less like a mortal man than like a figure from some great biblical group by Paul Veronese.

He stood with his head thrown back and his arms crossed, stunning in a red brocade robe. In a burst of pride and grandeur, he looked less like an ordinary man and more like a figure from a famous biblical scene by Paul Veronese.

And this was he whom I had presumed to pity! And this was he whom I had half expected to find dead.

And this was the person I thought I should feel sorry for! And this was the person I somewhat expected to find dead.

His face, usually pale, was now red; and his hair, which no eye had ever yet seen disordered, stood up in a glistening shock. These two changes in him intensified the effect of vitality. One of them, however, vanished as I watched it. The Duke’s face resumed its pallor. I realised then that he had but blushed; and I realised, simultaneously, that what had called that blush to his cheek was what had also been the signal to me that he was alive. His blush had been a pendant to his sneeze. And his sneeze had been a pendant to that outrage which he had been striving to forget. He had caught cold.

His face, which was usually pale, was now flushed; and his hair, which had never before been seen messy, stood up in a shiny shock. These two changes made him seem more alive. However, one of those changes disappeared as I watched. The Duke's face returned to its usual pallor. I then realized he had only blushed; and at the same moment, I understood that what caused that blush was also what signaled to me that he was alive. His blush was a reaction to his sneeze. And his sneeze was a reaction to the outrage he was trying to forget. He had caught a cold.

He had caught cold. In the hour of his soul’s bitter need, his body had been suborned against him. Base! Had he not stripped his body of its wet vesture? Had he not vigorously dried his hair, and robed himself in crimson, and struck in solitude such attitudes as were most congruous with his high spirit and high rank? He had set himself to crush remembrance of that by which through his body his soul had been assailed. And well had he known that in this conflict a giant demon was his antagonist. But that his own body would play traitor—no, this he had not foreseen. This was too base a thing to be foreseen.

He had caught a cold. At the moment when he needed his soul the most, his body had turned against him. How low! Hadn't he stripped off his wet clothes? Hadn't he dried his hair thoroughly and dressed himself in crimson, striking poses that matched his high spirit and status? He had tried to push away the memories of what had attacked his soul through his body. And he knew very well that a powerful demon was his enemy in this struggle. But that his own body would betray him—no, he hadn't seen that coming. This was too low a thing to have anticipated.

He stood quite still, a figure orgulous and splendent. And it seemed as though the hot night, too, stood still, to watch him, in awe, through the open lattices of his window, breathlessly. But to me, equipped to see beneath the surface, he was piteous, piteous in ratio to the pretension of his aspect. Had he crouched down and sobbed, I should have been as much relieved as he. But he stood seignorial and aquiline.

He stood completely still, a proud and impressive figure. It felt like the hot night was also paused, watching him in awe through the open window, breathlessly. But to me, able to see beneath the surface, he was pitiful, pitiable in comparison to the arrogance of his appearance. If he had crouched down and cried, I would have felt just as relieved as he would have. Instead, he stood there dignified and sharp-featured.

Painless, by comparison with this conflict in him, seemed the conflict that had raged in him yesternight. Then, it had been his dandihood against his passion for Zuleika. What mattered the issue? Whichever won, the victory were sweet. And of this he had all the while been subconscious, gallantly though he fought for his pride of dandihood. To-night in the battle between pride and memory, he knew from the outset that pride’s was but a forlorn hope, and that memory would be barbarous in her triumph. Not winning to oblivion, he must hate with a fathomless hatred. Of all the emotions, hatred is the most excruciating. Of all the objects of hatred, a woman once loved is the most hateful. Of all deaths, the bitterest that can befall a man is that he lay down his life to flatter the woman he deems vilest of her sex.

Painless, compared to this conflict inside him, seemed like the struggle he had faced last night. Back then, it was his desire to be a dandy versus his passion for Zuleika. What did it matter who won? Whichever side came out on top, the victory was sweet. And he had been subconsciously aware of this the entire time, even as he fought gallantly for his dandy pride. Tonight, in the clash between pride and memory, he knew from the beginning that pride's hope was futile, and that memory would cruelly celebrate its victory. Unable to forget, he must hate with an intense depth. Of all emotions, hatred is the most painful. Of all things to hate, a woman who was once loved is the most detestable. Of all deaths, the worst fate a man can suffer is to sacrifice himself to please the woman he considers the worst of her kind.

Such was the death that the Duke of Dorset saw confronting him. Most men, when they are at war with the past, have the future as ally. Looking steadfastly forward, they can forget. The Duke’s future was openly in league with his past. For him, prospect was memory. All that there was for him of future was the death to which his honour was pledged. To envisage that was to... no, he would NOT envisage it! With a passionate effort he hypnotised himself to think of nothing at all. His brain, into which, by the power Zeus gave me, I was gazing, became a perfect vacuum, insulated by the will. It was the kind of experiment which scientists call “beautiful.” And yes, beautiful it was.

This was the death that the Duke of Dorset faced. Most people, when they struggle with their past, can look to the future as an ally. By focusing straight ahead, they can find a way to forget. But the Duke’s future was closely tied to his past. For him, what lay ahead was just a reflection of his memories. The only future he saw was the death that his honor had committed him to. To think about that was to... no, he would NOT allow himself to think about it! With a fierce effort, he forced himself to think of nothing at all. His mind, into which, by the power Zeus gave me, I was looking, became a perfect void, separated by sheer will. It was the kind of experiment scientists call “beautiful.” And yes, it truly was beautiful.

But not in the eyes of Nature. She abhors a vacuum. Seeing the enormous odds against which the Duke was fighting, she might well have stood aside. But she has no sense of sport whatsoever. She stepped in.

But not in Nature's eyes. She can't stand a vacuum. Considering the huge odds the Duke was up against, she could have easily stayed out of it. But she has no sense of fairness at all. She got involved.

At first I did not realise what was happening. I saw the Duke’s eyes contract, and the muscles of his mouth drawn down, and, at the same time, a tense upward movement of his whole body. Then, suddenly, the strain undone: a downward dart of the head, a loud percussion. Thrice the Duke sneezed, with a sound that was as the bursting of the dams of body and soul together; then sneezed again.

At first, I didn’t understand what was going on. I noticed the Duke’s eyes narrow, his mouth muscles tense and pull down, and at the same time, his entire body stiffen. Then, all of a sudden, the tension broke: his head shot down, and there was a loud bang. The Duke sneezed three times, making a sound like the breaking of barriers in body and soul; then he sneezed again.

Now was his will broken. He capitulated. In rushed shame and horror and hatred, pell-mell, to ravage him.

Now his will was broken. He gave in. Shame, horror, and hatred rushed in all at once to destroy him.

What care now, what use, for deportment? He walked coweringly round and round his room, with frantic gestures, with head bowed. He shuffled and slunk. His dressing-gown had the look of a gabardine.

What does it matter now, what’s the point of posture? He paced nervously back and forth in his room, making frantic gestures, his head down. He shuffled and crept around. His bathrobe looked like a raincoat.

Shame and horror and hatred went slashing and hewing throughout the fallen citadel. At length, exhausted, he flung himself down on the window-seat and leaned out into the night, panting. The air was full of thunder. He clutched at his throat. From the depths of the black caverns beneath their brows the eyes of the unsleeping Emperors watched him.

Shame, horror, and hatred were cutting through the fallen fortress. Finally, worn out, he threw himself onto the window seat and leaned out into the night, gasping for air. The atmosphere was charged with thunder. He grasped his throat. From the dark depths beneath their furrowed brows, the eyes of the ever-watchful Emperors stared at him.

He had gone through much in the day that was past. He had loved and lost. He had striven to recapture, and had failed. In a strange resolve he had found serenity and joy. He had been at the point of death, and had been saved. He had seen that his beloved was worthless, and he had not cared. He had fought for her, and conquered; and had pled with her, and—all these memories were loathsome by reason of that final thing which had all the while lain in wait for him.

He had been through a lot in the past day. He had loved and lost. He had tried to regain what he lost and failed. In an unexpected decision, he found peace and happiness. He had come close to death but was saved. He had realized that his beloved was not worth it, yet he didn’t care. He had fought for her and won; he had pleaded with her, and—all these memories felt disgusting because of that final thing that had been waiting for him all along.

He looked back and saw himself as he had been at a score of crucial moments in the day—always in the shadow of that final thing. He saw himself as he had been on the playing-fields of Eton; aye! and in the arms of his nurse, to and fro on the terrace of Tankerton—always in the shadow of that final thing, always piteous and ludicrous, doomed. Thank heaven the future was unknowable? It wasn’t, now. To-morrow—to-day—he must die for that accursed fiend of a woman—the woman with the hyena laugh.

He looked back and saw himself at a dozen key moments from the day—always overshadowed by that finality. He saw himself on the playing fields of Eton; yes! and in the arms of his nurse, swaying back and forth on the terrace of Tankerton—always in the shadow of that finality, always pitiful and ridiculous, doomed. Thank goodness the future was unpredictable? It wasn’t, not anymore. Tomorrow—today—he had to die for that cursed woman—the woman with the hyena laugh.

What to do meanwhile? Impossible to sleep. He felt in his body the strain of his quick sequence of spiritual adventures. He was dog-tired. But his brain was furiously out of hand: no stopping it. And the night was stifling. And all the while, in the dead silence, as though his soul had ears, there was a sound. It was a very faint, unearthly sound, and seemed to come from nowhere, yet to have a meaning. He feared he was rather over-wrought.

What to do in the meantime? Sleep was impossible. He could feel the exhaustion in his body from his whirlwind of spiritual experiences. He was completely worn out. But his mind was racing uncontrollably: there was no stopping it. The night felt suffocating. And all the while, in the thick silence, as if his soul could hear, there was a sound. It was a barely audible, otherworldly sound that seemed to come from nowhere yet felt significant. He worried he was a bit too worked up.

He must express himself. That would soothe him. Ever since childhood he had had, from time to time, the impulse to set down in writing his thoughts or his moods. In such exercises he had found for his self-consciousness the vent which natures less reserved than his find in casual talk with Tom, Dick and Harry, with Jane, Susan, and Liz. Aloof from either of these triads, he had in his first term at Eton taken to himself as confidant, and retained ever since, a great quarto volume, bound in red morocco and stamped with his coronet and cypher. It was herein, year by year, that his soul spread itself.

He needs to express himself. That would calm him down. Since childhood, he had occasionally felt the urge to write down his thoughts or feelings. In doing this, he found an outlet for his self-consciousness that others, who were less reserved, would find in casual conversations with friends. Keeping his distance from those groups, during his first term at Eton, he chose a large red leather-bound journal, stamped with his coronet and monogram, to be his confidant, and he has kept it ever since. It was in this journal, year after year, that he poured out his soul.

He wrote mostly in English prose; but other modes were not infrequent. Whenever he was abroad, it was his courteous habit to write in the language of the country where he was residing—French, when he was in his house on the Champs Elysees; Italian, when he was in his villa at Baiae; and so on. When he was in his own country he felt himself free to deviate sometimes from the vernacular into whatever language were aptest to his frame of mind. In his sterner moods he gravitated to Latin, and wrought the noble iron of that language to effects that were, if anything, a trifle over-impressive. He found for his highest flights of contemplation a handy vehicle in Sanscrit. In hours of mere joy it was Greek poetry that flowed likeliest from his pen; and he had a special fondness for the metre of Alcaeus.

He mainly wrote in English prose, but he also occasionally used other styles. Whenever he traveled, he kindly chose to write in the language of the country he was in—French when he was at his home on the Champs Elysees; Italian when he was at his villa in Baiae; and so on. When he was in his own country, he felt free to switch from the everyday language to whatever language best suited his mood. In his more serious moments, he leaned toward Latin and crafted the strong essence of that language in ways that were, if anything, a bit too grand. He found that Sanskrit was a great tool for his deepest reflections. During moments of pure joy, Greek poetry was most likely to flow from his pen, and he had a particular fondness for the meter of Alcaeus.

And now, too, in his darkest hour, it was Greek that surged in him—iambics of thunderous wrath such as those which are volleyed by Prometheus. But as he sat down to his writing-table, and unlocked the dear old album, and dipped his pen in the ink, a great calm fell on him. The iambics in him began to breathe such sweetness as is on the lips of Alcestis going to her doom. But, just as he set pen to paper, his hand faltered, and he sprang up, victim of another and yet more violent fit of sneezing.

And now, even in his darkest moment, he felt the power of Greek rise within him—iambics of thunderous anger like those shot out by Prometheus. But as he sat down at his writing desk, opened the beloved old album, and dipped his pen into the ink, a wave of calm washed over him. The iambics in him began to express a sweetness like that found on the lips of Alcestis as she faced her fate. But just as he was about to put pen to paper, his hand hesitated, and he jumped up, struck by another, even more intense fit of sneezing.

Disbuskined, dangerous. The spirit of Juvenal woke in him. He would flay. He would make Woman (as he called Zuleika) writhe. Latin hexameters, of course. An epistle to his heir presumptive... “Vae tibi,” he began,

Disgusted, dangerous. The spirit of Juvenal came alive in him. He would lash out. He would make Woman (as he referred to Zuleika) squirm. Latin hexameters, of course. A letter to his heir apparent... “Woe to you,” he started,

“Woe to you, woe to the wretched, unless you look around at the arts of women, for there is no safety that a woman cannot provide, no trust that…”

“Quin,” he repeated. In writing soliloquies, his trouble was to curb inspiration. The thought that he was addressing his heir-presumptive—now heir-only-too-apparent—gave him pause. Nor, he reflected, was he addressing this brute only, but a huge posthumous audience. These hexameters would be sure to appear in the “authorised” biography. “A melancholy interest attaches to the following lines, written, it would seem, on the very eve of”... He winced. Was it really possible, and no dream, that he was to die to-morrow—to-day?

“Quin,” he said again. When writing his soliloquies, he struggled to hold back his inspiration. The fact that he was speaking to his heir-presumptive—now heir-only-too-obvious—made him hesitant. He also realized he wasn’t just addressing this brute, but a large posthumous audience. These lines would definitely show up in the “authorized” biography. “A sad interest surrounds the following lines, written, it seems, on the very eve of”... He flinched. Was it really possible, and not just a dream, that he was going to die tomorrow—today?

Even you, unassuming reader, go about with a vague notion that in your case, somehow, the ultimate demand of nature will be waived. The Duke, until he conceived his sudden desire to die, had deemed himself certainly exempt. And now, as he sat staring at his window, he saw in the paling of the night the presage of the dawn of his own last day. Sometimes (orphaned though he was in early childhood) he had even found it hard to believe there was no exemption for those to whom he stood in any personal relation. He remembered how, soon after he went to Eton, he had received almost with incredulity the news of the death of his god-father, Lord Stackley, an octogenarian.... He took from the table his album, knowing that on one of the earliest pages was inscribed his boyish sense of that bereavement. Yes, here the passage was, written in a large round hand:

Even you, unsuspecting reader, carry a vague idea that somehow, in your case, nature's ultimate demand will be overlooked. The Duke, until he suddenly wanted to die, believed he was definitely exempt. Now, as he sat staring out of his window, he saw in the fading night the signs of the dawn of his own final day. Sometimes, even though he was orphaned in his early childhood, he found it hard to believe that there was no exemption for those he had any personal connection to. He remembered how, shortly after arriving at Eton, he had received the news of his godfather, Lord Stackley’s, death—an octogenarian—with almost disbelief. He picked up his album from the table, knowing that one of the earliest pages had his youthful expression of that loss written down. Yes, here it was, inscribed in a large round hand:

“Death knocks, as we know, at the door of the cottage and of the castle. He stalks up the front-garden and the steep steps of the semi-detached villa, and plies the ornamental knocker so imperiously that the panels of imitation stained glass quiver in the thin front-door. Even the family that occupies the topmost story of a building without a lift is on his ghastly visiting-list. He rattles his fleshless knuckles against the door of the gypsy’s caravan. Into the savage’s tent, wigwam, or wattled hut, he darts unbidden. Even on the hermit in the cave he forces his obnoxious presence. His is an universal beat, and he walks it with a grin. But be sure it is at the sombre portal of the nobleman that he knocks with the greatest gusto. It is there, where haply his visit will be commemorated with a hatchment; it is then, when the muffled thunder of the Dead March in ‘Saul’ will soon be rolling in cathedrals; it is then, it is there, that the pride of his unquestioned power comes grimliest home to him. Is there no withstanding him? Why should he be admitted always with awe, a cravenly-honoured guest? When next he calls, let the butler send him about his business, or tell him to step round to the servants’ entrance. If it be made plain to him that his visits are an impertinence, he will soon be disemboldened. Once the aristocracy make a stand against him, there need be no more trouble about the exorbitant Duties named after him. And for the hereditary system—that system which both offends the common sense of the Radical, and wounds the Tory by its implied admission that noblemen are mortal—a seemly substitute will have been found.”

“Death knocks, as we know, at the door of both cottages and castles. He creeps up the front garden and the steep steps of the semi-detached villa, banging on the decorative knocker so forcefully that the panels of fake stained glass tremble in the thin front door. Even the family living on the top floor of a building without an elevator is on his grim guest list. He taps his bony knuckles against the door of the gypsy’s caravan. He barges into the savage’s tent, wigwam, or thatched hut uninvited. Even the hermit in the cave can't escape his unwelcome presence. Death has a universal rhythm, and he struts along with a smirk. But just know that he knocks with the most excitement at the somber door of the nobleman. It’s there where his visit may be marked with a coat of arms; it’s then when the muted sound of the Dead March in ‘Saul’ will soon echo in cathedrals; it’s then, it’s there, that the reality of his undeniable power hits the hardest. Can anyone really stand against him? Why should he always be let in with reverence, treated as a timidly honored guest? The next time he comes, let the butler send him away, or tell him to use the servant’s entrance. If we make it clear that his visits are rude, he will quickly lose his confidence. Once the aristocracy stands up to him, we won’t have to worry about the outrageous Taxes that bear his name. And for the hereditary system—this system that both irritates the common sense of the Radicals and offends the Tories by implying that nobles are human—a decent alternative will have been found.”

Artless and crude in expression, very boyish, it seemed now to its author. Yet, in its simple wistfulness, it had quality: it rang true. The Duke wondered whether, with all that he had since mastered in the great art of English prose, he had not lost something, too.

Artless and rough in expression, very youthful, it seemed to its author now. Yet, in its simple longing, it had quality: it resonated. The Duke wondered if, with all that he had since mastered in the art of English prose, he had not lost something as well.

“Is there no withstanding him?” To think that the boy who uttered that cry, and gave back so brave an answer, was within nine years to go seek death of his own accord! How the gods must be laughing! Yes, the exquisite point of the joke, for them, was that he CHOSE to die. But—and, as the thought flashed through him, he started like a man shot—what if he chose not to? Stay, surely there was some reason why he MUST die. Else, why throughout the night had he taken his doom for granted?... Honour: yes, he had pledged himself. Better death than dishonour. Was it, though? was it? Ah, he, who had come so near to death, saw dishonour as a tiny trifle. Where was the sting of it? Not he would be ridiculous to-morrow—to-day. Every one would acclaim his splendid act of moral courage. She, she, the hyena woman, would be the fool. No one would have thought of dying for her, had he not set the example. Every one would follow his new example. Yes, he would save Oxford yet. That was his duty. Duty and darling vengeance! And life—life!

“Can no one stand up to him?” To think that the boy who shouted that and gave such a brave reply would, in just nine years, willingly seek out death! How the gods must be laughing! Yes, the ironic twist of the joke for them was that he CHOSE to die. But—and as that thought hit him, he flinched like he’d been shot—what if he chose not to? Wait, there had to be some reason why he MUST die. Otherwise, why had he accepted his fate all night?... Honor: yes, he had committed to it. Better to die than to live in dishonor. But was it, though? Was it? Ah, he, who had faced death so closely, now saw dishonor as a minor issue. Where was the sting in it? He wouldn’t look foolish tomorrow—today. Everyone would praise his incredible act of moral courage. She, the hyena woman, would be the fool. No one would’ve considered dying for her if he hadn’t set the example. Everyone would follow his new lead. Yes, he would save Oxford yet. That was his duty. Duty and sweet vengeance! And life—life!

It was full dawn now. Gone was that faint, monotonous sound which had punctuated in his soul the horrors of his vigil. But, in reminder of those hours, his lamp was still burning. He extinguished it; and the going-out of that tarnished light made perfect his sense of release.

It was full daylight now. The faint, dull sound that had pierced his soul during the horrors of his watch was gone. But as a reminder of those hours, his lamp was still lit. He turned it off, and the extinguishing of that dim light completed his feeling of freedom.

He threw wide his arms in welcome of the great adorable day, and of all the great adorable days that were to be his.

He opened his arms wide to welcome the wonderful day and all the wonderful days that were to come.

He leaned out from his window, drinking the dawn in. The gods had made merry over him, had they? And the cry of the hyena had made night hideous. Well, it was his turn now. He would laugh last and loudest.

He leaned out of his window, soaking in the dawn. The gods had been having fun at his expense, hadn’t they? And the sound of the hyena had made the night unbearable. Well, it was his time now. He would have the last laugh, and it would be the loudest.

And already, for what was to be, he laughed outright into the morning; insomuch that the birds in the trees of Trinity, and still more the Emperors over the way, marvelled greatly.

And already, for what was to come, he laughed out loud into the morning; so much so that the birds in the trees of Trinity, and even more the Emperors across the street, were greatly amazed.





XIV

They had awaited thousands and innumerable thousands of daybreaks in the Broad, these Emperors, counting the long slow hours till the night were over. It is in the night especially that their fallen greatness haunts them. Day brings some distraction. They are not incurious of the lives around them—these little lives that succeed one another so quickly. To them, in their immemorial old age, youth is a constant wonder. And so is death, which to them comes not. Youth or death—which, they had often asked themselves, was the goodlier? But it was ill that these two things should be mated. It was ill-come, this day of days.

They had waited for thousands and thousands of dawns in the Broad, these Emperors, counting the long, slow hours until night was over. It’s especially during the night that their lost greatness haunts them. Daylight brings some distraction. They aren’t uninterested in the lives around them—these little lives that come and go so quickly. For them, in their ancient age, youth is a constant source of wonder. So is death, which doesn’t come for them. Youth or death—which, they had often wondered, is better? But it was wrong for these two things to be connected. This day of days had come in an unfortunate way.

Long after the Duke was in bed and asleep, his peal of laughter echoed in the ears of the Emperors. Why had he laughed?

Long after the Duke had gone to bed and fallen asleep, his laughter echoed in the ears of the Emperors. What made him laugh?

And they said to themselves “We are very old men, and broken, and in a land not our own. There are things that we do not understand.”

And they said to each other, “We are very old men, broken and in a land that isn’t ours. There are things we don’t understand.”

Brief was the freshness of the dawn. From all points of the compass, dark grey clouds mounted into the sky. There, taking their places as though in accordance to a strategic plan laid down for them, they ponderously massed themselves, and presently, as at a given signal, drew nearer to earth, and halted, an irresistible great army, awaiting orders.

Brief was the freshness of the dawn. From all directions, dark gray clouds rose into the sky. They positioned themselves as if following a carefully planned strategy, heavily gathering together, and soon, as if at a signal, moved closer to the ground and stopped, an unstoppable army, waiting for commands.

Somewhere under cover of them the sun went his way, transmitting a sulphurous heat. The very birds in the trees of Trinity were oppressed and did not twitter. The very leaves did not whisper.

Somewhere beneath them, the sun continued its journey, sending out a harsh heat. Even the birds in the trees of Trinity felt weighed down and didn't chirp. Not a single leaf rustled.

Out through the railings, and across the road, prowled a skimpy and dingy cat, trying to look like a tiger.

Out through the railings and across the road, a thin and shabby cat was strutting around, trying to look like a tiger.

It was all very sinister and dismal.

It was all very dark and gloomy.

The hours passed. The Broad put forth, one by one, its signs of waking.

The hours went by. The Broad gradually showed signs of waking up, one by one.

Soon after eight o’clock, as usual, the front-door of the Duke’s lodgings was opened from within. The Emperors watched for the faint cloud of dust that presently emerged, and for her whom it preceded. To them, this first outcoming of the landlady’s daughter was a moment of daily interest. Katie!—they had known her as a toddling child; and later as a little girl scampering off to school, all legs and pinafore and streaming golden hair. And now she was sixteen years old. Her hair, tied back at the nape of her neck, would very soon be “up.” Her big blue eyes were as they had always been; but she had long passed out of pinafores into aprons, had taken on a sedateness befitting her years and her duties, and was anxious to be regarded rather as an aunt than as a sister by her brother Clarence, aged twelve. The Emperors had always predicted that she would be pretty. And very pretty she was.

Soon after eight o’clock, as usual, the front door of the Duke’s place was opened from inside. The Emperors looked out for the faint cloud of dust that soon appeared, along with the person it heralded. For them, this first sighting of the landlady’s daughter was a daily highlight. Katie!—they had known her as a toddler; later, they saw her as a little girl dashing off to school, all legs and a pinafore with her golden hair flowing behind her. Now she was sixteen. Her hair, tied back at the nape of her neck, would soon be “up.” Her big blue eyes looked just as they always had, but she had moved on from pinafores to aprons, adopting a seriousness that matched her age and responsibilities, and she wanted to be seen more as an aunt than a sister by her twelve-year-old brother, Clarence. The Emperors had always said she would be pretty. And she was very pretty.

As she came slowly out, with eyes downcast to her broom, sweeping the dust so seriously over the doorstep and then across the pavement, and anon when she reappeared with pail and scrubbing-brush, and abased herself before the doorstep, and wrought so vehemently there, what filled her little soul was not the dignity of manual labour. The duties that Zuleika had envied her were dear to her exactly as they would have been, yesterday morning, to Zuleika. The Emperors had often noticed that during vacations their little favourite’s treatment of the doorstep was languid and perfunctory. They knew well her secret, and always (for who can be long in England without becoming sentimental?) they cherished the hope of a romantic union between her and “a certain young gentleman,” as they archly called the Duke. His continued indifference to her they took almost as an affront to themselves. Where in all England was a prettier, sweeter girl than their Katie? The sudden irruption of Zuleika into Oxford was especially grievous to them because they could no longer hope against hope that Katie would be led by the Duke to the altar, and thence into the highest social circles, and live happily ever after. Luckily it was for Katie, however, that they had no power to fill her head with their foolish notions. It was well for her to have never doubted she loved in vain. She had soon grown used to her lot. Not until yesterday had there been any bitterness. Jealousy surged in Katie at the very moment when she beheld Zuleika on the threshold. A glance at the Duke’s face when she showed the visitor up was enough to acquaint her with the state of his heart. And she did not, for confirming her intuition, need the two or three opportunities she took of listening at the keyhole. What in the course of those informal audiences did surprise her—so much indeed that she could hardly believe her ear—was that it was possible for a woman not to love the Duke. Her jealousy of “that Miss Dobson” was for a while swallowed up in her pity for him. What she had borne so cheerfully for herself she could not bear for her hero. She wished she had not happened to listen.

As she slowly stepped outside, looking down at her broom and seriously sweeping the dust over the doorstep and then across the pavement, and when she returned with a bucket and scrubbing brush, kneeling before the doorstep and scrubbing vigorously, what filled her little heart was not the pride of manual labor. The chores that Zuleika had envied her were precious to her just as they would have been, yesterday morning, to Zuleika. The Emperors had often noticed that during breaks, their little favorite’s approach to the doorstep was lazy and half-hearted. They knew her secret well, and always (because who can stay in England for long without getting sentimental?) they held on to the hope of a romantic connection between her and “a certain young gentleman,” as they playfully referred to the Duke. His ongoing indifference towards her felt almost like an insult to them. Where in all of England was there a prettier, sweeter girl than their Katie? The sudden arrival of Zuleika in Oxford was especially painful for them because they could no longer cling to the hope that Katie would be led by the Duke to the altar, into the highest social circles, and live happily ever after. Fortunately for Katie, though, they had no influence to fill her head with their silly ideas. It was good for her to never doubt she loved in vain. She quickly became accustomed to her situation. It wasn’t until yesterday that she felt any bitterness. Jealousy surged in Katie at the very moment she saw Zuleika at the door. A glance at the Duke’s face when she brought the visitor in was enough to show her how he truly felt. And she didn’t need the two or three times she listened at the keyhole to confirm her intuition. What surprised her during those informal visits—so much that she could hardly believe her ears—was that it was possible for a woman not to love the Duke. Her jealousy towards “that Miss Dobson” was temporarily overshadowed by her pity for him. What she had accepted so easily for herself, she couldn’t bear to see for her hero. She wished she hadn’t listened.

And this morning, while she knelt swaying and spreading over “his” doorstep, her blue eyes added certain tears to be scrubbed away in the general moisture of the stone. Rising, she dried her hands in her apron, and dried her eyes with her hands. Lest her mother should see that she had been crying, she loitered outside the door. Suddenly, her roving glance changed to a stare of acute hostility. She knew well that the person wandering towards her was—no, not “that Miss Dobson,” as she had for the fraction of an instant supposed, but the next worst thing.

And this morning, while she knelt swaying and spreading over “his” doorstep, her blue eyes added some tears that mixed with the general moisture of the stone. Standing up, she dried her hands on her apron and wiped her eyes with her hands. To avoid letting her mother see that she had been crying, she lingered outside the door. Suddenly, her wandering gaze turned into a hard stare of hostility. She knew very well that the person approaching her wasn’t—no, not “that Miss Dobson,” as she had momentarily thought, but the next worst thing.

It has been said that Melisande indoors was an evidently French maid. Out of doors she was not less evidently Zuleika’s. Not that she aped her mistress. The resemblance had come by force of propinquity and devotion. Nature had laid no basis for it. Not one point of form or colour had the two women in common. It has been said that Zuleika was not strictly beautiful. Melisande, like most Frenchwomen, was strictly plain. But in expression and port, in her whole tournure, she had become, as every good maid does, her mistress’ replica. The poise of her head, the boldness of her regard and brilliance of her smile, the leisurely and swinging way in which she walked, with a hand on the hip—all these things of hers were Zuleika’s too. She was no conqueror. None but the man to whom she was betrothed—a waiter at the Cafe Tourtel, named Pelleas—had ever paid court to her; nor was she covetous of other hearts. Yet she looked victorious, and insatiable of victories, and “terrible as an army with banners.”

It has been said that Melisande indoors was clearly a French maid. Outside, she was just as clearly Zuleika’s. Not that she imitated her mistress. The resemblance came from being close and devoted. Nature didn’t set a foundation for it. Not one physical feature or color did the two women share. It has been mentioned that Zuleika wasn’t exactly beautiful. Melisande, like most Frenchwomen, was definitely plain. But in her expression, presence, and overall style, she had become, like every good maid, a reflection of her mistress. The way she held her head, the boldness in her gaze and the brightness of her smile, the relaxed and swinging way she walked, with a hand on her hip—all these traits were Zuleika’s as well. She was no conqueror. Only the man she was engaged to—a waiter at the Cafe Tourtel named Pelleas—had ever pursued her; and she had no desire for other admirers. Yet she appeared triumphant, always wanting more victories, and “terrible as an army with banners.”

In the hand that was not on her hip she carried a letter. And on her shoulders she had to bear the full burden of the hatred that Zuleika had inspired in Katie. But this she did not know. She came glancing boldly, leisurely, at the numbers on the front-doors.

In the hand that wasn't on her hip, she held a letter. And on her shoulders, she had to carry the entire weight of the hatred that Zuleika had stirred up in Katie. But she was unaware of this. She walked by, glancing confidently and slowly at the numbers on the front doors.

Katie stepped back on to the doorstep, lest the inferiority of her stature should mar the effect of her disdain.

Katie stepped back onto the doorstep, so her shorter height wouldn’t ruin the impact of her disdain.

“Good-day. Is it here that Duke D’Orsay lives?” asked Melisande, as nearly accurate as a Gaul may be in such matters.

“Good day. Does Duke D’Orsay live here?” asked Melisande, as accurately as a Gallic person might be in such matters.

“The Duke of Dorset,” said Katie with a cold and insular emphasis, “lives here.” And “You,” she tried to convey with her eyes, “you, for all your smart black silk, are a hireling. I am Miss Batch. I happen to have a hobby for housework. I have not been crying.”

“The Duke of Dorset,” Katie said with a cold and distant tone, “lives here.” And with her eyes, she tried to communicate, “you, despite your elegant black silk, are just a hired hand. I’m Miss Batch. I actually enjoy housework as a hobby. I haven’t been crying.”

“Then please mount this to him at once,” said Melisande, holding out the letter. “It is from Miss Dobson’s part. Very express. I wait response.”

“Then please deliver this to him right away,” said Melisande, holding out the letter. “It’s from Miss Dobson. It’s urgent. I’ll wait for a response.”

“You are very ugly,” Katie signalled with her eyes. “I am very pretty. I have the Oxfordshire complexion. And I play the piano.” With her lips she said merely, “His Grace is not called before nine o’clock.”

“You're really ugly,” Katie communicated with her eyes. “I’m really pretty. I have the Oxfordshire complexion. And I play the piano.” With her lips, she simply said, “His Grace isn’t called before nine o’clock.”

“But to-day you go wake him now—quick—is it not?”

“But today you go wake him now—quick—right?”

“Quite out of the question,” said Katie. “If you care to leave that letter here, I will see that it is placed on his Grace’s breakfast-table, with the morning’s post.” “For the rest,” added her eyes, “Down with France!”

“Not a chance,” said Katie. “If you want to leave that letter here, I’ll make sure it’s put on his Grace’s breakfast table with the morning mail.” “As for the rest,” her eyes added, “Down with France!”

“I find you droll, but droll, my little one!” cried Melisande.

“I find you funny, but really funny, my little one!” cried Melisande.

Katie stepped back and shut the door in her face. “Like a little Empress,” the Emperors commented.

Katie stepped back and closed the door in her face. “Just like a little Empress,” the Emperors remarked.

The Frenchwoman threw up her hands and apostrophised heaven. To this day she believes that all the bonnes of Oxford are mad, but mad, and of a madness.

The Frenchwoman threw up her hands and addressed the heavens. To this day, she thinks that all the nannies in Oxford are crazy, but crazy—in a unique way.

She stared at the door, at the pail and scrubbing-brush that had been shut out with her, at the letter in her hand. She decided that she had better drop the letter into the slit in the door and make report to Miss Dobson.

She looked at the door, at the bucket and scrubbing brush that had been left behind with her, and at the letter in her hand. She figured it would be best to drop the letter through the slot in the door and inform Miss Dobson.

As the envelope fell through the slit to the door-mat, Katie made at Melisande a grimace which, had not the panels been opaque, would have astonished the Emperors. Resuming her dignity, she picked the thing up, and, at arm’s length, examined it. It was inscribed in pencil. Katie’s lips curled at sight of the large, audacious handwriting. But it is probable that whatever kind of handwriting Zuleika might have had would have been just the kind that Katie would have expected.

As the envelope slipped through the slot onto the doormat, Katie gave Melisande a look that, if the panels hadn't been opaque, would have shocked the Emperors. Regaining her composure, she picked it up and examined it at arm's length. It was written in pencil. Katie's lips curled at the sight of the bold, messy handwriting. But it's likely that no matter what kind of handwriting Zuleika had, it would have been exactly the type Katie would have anticipated.

Fingering the envelope, she wondered what the wretched woman had to say. It occurred to her that the kettle was simmering on the hob in the kitchen, and that she might easily steam open the envelope and master its contents. However, her doing this would have in no way affected the course of the tragedy. And so the gods (being to-day in a strictly artistic mood) prompted her to mind her own business.

Fingering the envelope, she wondered what the miserable woman had to say. It occurred to her that the kettle was simmering on the stove in the kitchen, and that she could easily steam open the envelope and see its contents. However, doing this wouldn't have changed the course of the tragedy at all. So, the gods (being in a strictly artistic mood that day) urged her to mind her own business.

Laying the Duke’s table for breakfast, she made as usual a neat rectangular pile of the letters that had come for him by post. Zuleika’s letter she threw down askew. That luxury she allowed herself.

Laying the Duke’s table for breakfast, she made, as usual, a neat rectangular pile of the letters that had arrived for him by mail. Zuleika’s letter she tossed down at an angle. That luxury she allowed herself.

And he, when he saw the letter, allowed himself the luxury of leaving it unopened awhile. Whatever its purport, he knew it could but minister to his happy malice. A few hours ago, with what shame and dread it would have stricken him! Now it was a dainty to be dallied with.

And when he saw the letter, he indulged himself by leaving it unopened for a bit. Whatever it contained, he knew it would only feed his happy mischief. A few hours ago, it would have filled him with shame and fear! Now it was something to be toyed with.

His eyes rested on the black tin boxes that contained his robes of the Garter. Hateful had been the sight of them in the watches of the night, when he thought he had worn those robes for the last time. But now—!

His eyes were fixed on the black tin boxes that held his Garter robes. He had hated the sight of them during the night hours, thinking he had worn those robes for the last time. But now—!

He opened Zuleika’s letter. It did not disappoint him.

He opened Zuleika’s letter. It met his expectations.

“DEAR DUKE,—DO, DO forgive me. I am beyond words ashamed of the silly tomboyish thing I did last night. Of course it was no worse than that, but an awful fear haunts me that you MAY have thought I acted in anger at the idea of your breaking your promise to me. Well, it is quite true I had been hurt and angry when you hinted at doing that, but the moment I left you I saw that you had been only in fun, and I enjoyed the joke against myself, though I thought it was rather too bad of you. And then, as a sort of revenge, but almost before I knew what I was doing, I played that IDIOTIC practical joke on you. I have been MISERABLE ever since. DO come round as early as possible and tell me I am forgiven. But before you tell me that, please lecture me till I cry—though indeed I have been crying half through the night. And then if you want to be VERY horrid you may tease me for being so slow to see a joke. And then you might take me to see some of the Colleges and things before we go on to lunch at The MacQuern’s? Forgive pencil and scrawl. Am sitting up in bed to write.—Your sincere friend,

“DEAR DUKE,—Please, please forgive me. I’m so ashamed of the silly tomboyish thing I did last night. It wasn’t that bad, but I can’t shake the awful fear that you might think I acted out of anger because you hinted at breaking your promise to me. It’s true I was hurt and angry when you mentioned it, but the moment I left you, I realized you were just joking, and I actually enjoyed the joke at my expense, even if I thought it was a bit unfair of you. Then, as a sort of revenge, I pulled that RIDICULOUS practical joke on you almost without thinking. I’ve been MISERABLE ever since. Please come by as early as possible and tell me you forgive me. But first, please scold me until I cry—even though I’ve already been crying half the night. And if you really want to be MEAN, you can tease me for being so slow to get the joke. Then maybe you could take me to see some of the Colleges before we go to lunch at The MacQuern’s? Sorry for the messy handwriting. I’m sitting up in bed to write.—Your sincere friend,

“Z. D.

Z. D.

“P.S.—Please burn this.”

"P.S.—Please destroy this."

At that final injunction, the Duke abandoned himself to his mirth. “Please burn this.” Poor dear young woman, how modest she was in the glare of her diplomacy! Why there was nothing, not one phrase, to compromise her in the eyes of a coroner’s jury!... Seriously, she had good reason to be proud of her letter. For the purpose in view it couldn’t have been better done. That was what made it so touchingly absurd. He put himself in her position. He pictured himself as her, “sitting up in bed,” pencil in hand, to explain away, to soothe, to clinch and bind... Yes, if he had happened to be some other man—one whom her insult might have angered without giving love its death-blow, and one who could be frightened out of not keeping his word—this letter would have been capital.

At that final request, the Duke let himself laugh. “Please burn this.” Poor dear young woman, how modest she was under the pressure of her diplomacy! There was nothing, not a single phrase, to incriminate her in the eyes of a coroner’s jury!... Honestly, she had every right to be proud of her letter. For the purpose she had in mind, it couldn’t have been better written. That’s what made it so touchingly absurd. He imagined himself in her place, “sitting up in bed,” pencil in hand, trying to explain, to comfort, to tie everything up... Yes, if he had been someone else—someone who might have gotten angry at her insult without losing the ability to love, and someone who could be scared into keeping his promise—this letter would have been perfect.

He helped himself to some more marmalade, and poured out another cup of coffee. Nothing is more thrilling, thought he, than to be treated as a cully by the person you hold in the hollow of your hand.

He took some more marmalade and poured another cup of coffee. Nothing is more exciting, he thought, than being seen as a fool by the person you have completely under your control.

But within this great irony lay (to be glided over) another irony. He knew well in what mood Zuleika had done what she had done to him last night; yet he preferred to accept her explanation of it.

But within this great irony was (to be glossed over) another irony. He was well aware of the mood Zuleika had been in when she did what she did to him last night; yet he chose to accept her explanation for it.

Officially, then, he acquitted her of anything worse than tomboyishness. But this verdict for his own convenience implied no mercy to the culprit. The sole point for him was how to administer her punishment the most poignantly. Just how should he word his letter?

Officially, he cleared her of anything worse than being a tomboy. But this decision, made for his own convenience, showed no mercy toward her. The only thing that mattered to him was how to make her punishment sting the most. How should he phrase his letter?

He rose from his chair, and “Dear Miss Dobson—no, MY dear Miss Dobson,” he murmured, pacing the room, “I am so very sorry I cannot come to see you: I have to attend two lectures this morning. By contrast with this weariness, it will be the more delightful to meet you at The MacQuern’s. I want to see as much as I can of you to-day, because to-night there is the Bump Supper, and to-morrow morning, alas! I must motor to Windsor for this wretched Investiture. Meanwhile, how can you ask to be forgiven when there is nothing whatever to forgive? It seems to me that mine, not yours, is the form of humour that needs explanation. My proposal to die for you was made in as playful a spirit as my proposal to marry you. And it is really for me to ask forgiveness of you. One thing especially,” he murmured, fingering in his waistcoat-pocket the ear-rings she had given him, “pricks my conscience. I do feel that I ought not to have let you give me these two pearls—at any rate, not the one which went into premature mourning for me. As I have no means of deciding which of the two this one is, I enclose them both, with the hope that the pretty difference between them will in time reappear”... Or words to that effect... Stay! why not add to the joy of contriving that effect the greater joy of watching it? Why send Zuleika a letter? He would obey her summons. He would speed to her side. He snatched up a hat.

He got up from his chair and said, “Dear Miss Dobson—no, MY dear Miss Dobson,” as he walked around the room, “I’m really sorry I can’t come see you: I have two lectures to attend this morning. Compared to this boredom, it will be so much more enjoyable to meet you at The MacQuern’s. I want to spend as much time with you today because tonight there’s the Bump Supper, and tomorrow morning, unfortunately! I have to drive to Windsor for this awful Investiture. In the meantime, how can you ask to be forgiven when there’s nothing to forgive? To me, my humor, not yours, needs an explanation. My joking about dying for you was as lighthearted as my joking about marrying you. And really, it’s I who should be asking for your forgiveness. One thing particularly,” he said, playing with the earrings she had given him in his pocket, “bothers me. I feel like I shouldn’t have let you give me these two pearls—at least not the one that went into mourning for me too soon. Since I can’t tell which one that is, I’m sending both back to you, hoping that over time, the lovely difference between them will come back.”... Or something like that... Wait! Why not add to the fun of creating that effect the even greater fun of experiencing it? Why write Zuleika a letter? He would go to her. He grabbed his hat.

In this haste, however, he detected a certain lack of dignity. He steadied himself, and went slowly to the mirror. There he adjusted his hat with care, and regarded himself very seriously, very sternly, from various angles, like a man invited to paint his own portrait for the Uffizi. He must be worthy of himself. It was well that Zuleika should be chastened. Great was her sin. Out of life and death she had fashioned toys for her vanity. But his joy must be in vindication of what was noble, not in making suffer what was vile. Yesterday he had been her puppet, her Jumping-Jack; to-day it was as avenging angel that he would appear before her. The gods had mocked him who was now their minister. Their minister? Their master, as being once more master of himself. It was they who had plotted his undoing. Because they loved him they were fain that he should die young. The Dobson woman was but their agent, their cat’s-paw. By her they had all but got him. Not quite! And now, to teach them, through her, a lesson they would not soon forget, he would go forth.

In his rush, he noticed a certain loss of dignity. He took a moment to steady himself and walked slowly to the mirror. There, he carefully adjusted his hat and looked at himself very seriously, even sternly, from different angles, like a man who’s been asked to paint his own portrait for the Uffizi. He had to be worthy of himself. It was good for Zuleika to be humbled. She had committed a great sin. Out of life and death, she had created playthings for her vanity. But his joy should come from standing up for what was noble, not from inflicting pain on what was vile. Yesterday, he had been her puppet, her Jumping-Jack; today, he would appear before her as an avenging angel. The gods had mocked him, and now he was their minister. Their minister? No, their master, as he was once again in control of himself. They had conspired to bring about his downfall. Because they loved him, they wished for him to die young. The Dobson woman was merely their tool, their cat’s-paw. Through her, they had almost succeeded in getting him. Almost! And now, to teach them a lesson they wouldn’t forget anytime soon, he would go forth.

Shaking with laughter, the gods leaned over the thunder-clouds to watch him.

Shaking with laughter, the gods leaned over the thunderclouds to watch him.

He went forth.

He set out.

On the well-whitened doorstep he was confronted by a small boy in uniform bearing a telegram.

On the brightly white doorstep, he was met by a small boy in uniform holding a telegram.

“Duke of Dorset?” asked the small boy.

“Duke of Dorset?” the little boy asked.

Opening the envelope, the Duke saw that the message, with which was a prepaid form for reply, had been handed in at the Tankerton post-office. It ran thus:

Opening the envelope, the Duke saw that the message, along with a prepaid reply form, had been dropped off at the Tankerton post office. It read as follows:

     I deeply regret to inform your grace that last night two black owls came and perched on the battlements. They stayed there hooting throughout the night and at dawn flew away, with no one knowing where they went. Awaiting instructions,            Jellings

The Duke’s face, though it grew white, moved not one muscle.

The Duke’s face, though it turned pale, didn’t move a single muscle.

Somewhat shamed now, the gods ceased from laughing.

Somewhat embarrassed now, the gods stopped laughing.

The Duke looked from the telegram to the boy. “Have you a pencil?” he asked.

The Duke glanced from the telegram to the boy. "Do you have a pencil?" he asked.

“Yes, my Lord,” said the boy, producing a stump of pencil.

“Yes, my Lord,” said the boy, pulling out a stub of a pencil.

Holding the prepaid form against the door, the Duke wrote:

Holding the prepaid form against the door, the Duke wrote:

     Jellings Tankerton Hall  
     Prepare vault for funeral on Monday  

                              Dorset

His handwriting was as firmly and minutely beautiful as ever. Only in that he forgot there was nothing to pay did he belie his calm. “Here,” he said to the boy, “is a shilling; and you may keep the change.”

His handwriting was just as neat and beautiful as always. The only thing that gave away his calmness was that he forgot there was nothing to pay. “Here,” he said to the boy, “is a shilling; you can keep the change.”

“Thank you, my Lord,” said the boy, and went his way, as happy as a postman.

“Thank you, my Lord,” said the boy, and went on his way, as happy as a postman.





XV

Humphrey Greddon, in the Duke’s place, would have taken a pinch of snuff. But he could not have made that gesture with a finer air than the Duke gave to its modern equivalent. In the art of taking and lighting a cigarette, there was one man who had no rival in Europe. This time he outdid even himself.

Humphrey Greddon, in the Duke’s position, would have taken a pinch of snuff. But he couldn't have done it with more style than the Duke showed with its modern equivalent. When it came to the art of taking and lighting a cigarette, there was no one in Europe who could compete with him. This time, he even surpassed himself.

“Ah,” you say, “but ‘pluck’ is one thing, endurance another. A man who doesn’t reel on receipt of his death-warrant may yet break down when he has had time to think it over. How did the Duke acquit himself when he came to the end of his cigarette? And by the way, how was it that after he had read the telegram you didn’t give him again an hour’s grace?”

“Ah,” you say, “but ‘courage’ is one thing, and endurance is another. A man who doesn’t falter upon receiving his death sentence may still crumble when he has time to reflect. How did the Duke handle himself when he finished his cigarette? And by the way, why didn’t you give him another hour after he read the telegram?”

In a way, you have a perfect right to ask both those questions. But their very pertinence shows that you think I might omit things that matter. Please don’t interrupt me again. Am I writing this history, or are you?

In a way, you have every right to ask those questions. But the fact that they're relevant suggests you think I might leave out important details. Please don’t interrupt me again. Am I writing this history, or are you?

Though the news that he must die was a yet sharper douche, as you have suggested, than the douche inflicted by Zuleika, it did at least leave unscathed the Duke’s pride. The gods can make a man ridiculous through a woman, but they cannot make him ridiculous when they deal him a blow direct. The very greatness of their power makes them, in that respect, impotent. They had decreed that the Duke should die, and they had told him so. There was nothing to demean him in that. True, he had just measured himself against them. But there was no shame in being gravelled. The peripety was according to the best rules of tragic art. The whole thing was in the grand manner.

Though the news that he had to die was even more of a blow, as you pointed out, than the shock inflicted by Zuleika, it at least didn’t harm the Duke’s pride. The gods can make a man look foolish through a woman, but they can’t make him look foolish when they hit him directly. The sheer magnitude of their power makes them, in that way, ineffective. They had decided that the Duke should die, and they had made that clear to him. There was nothing humiliating about that. True, he had just put himself up against them. But there was no shame in being taken aback. The twist was in line with the best principles of tragic storytelling. The whole situation was presented in a grand style.

Thus I felt that there were no indelicacy, this time, in watching him. Just as “pluck” comes of breeding, so is endurance especially an attribute of the artist. Because he can stand outside himself, and (if there be nothing ignoble in them) take a pleasure in his own sufferings, the artist has a huge advantage over you and me. The Duke, so soon as Zuleika’s spell was broken, had become himself again—a highly self-conscious artist in life. And now, standing pensive on the doorstep, he was almost enviable in his great affliction.

Thus I felt there was no embarrassment this time in watching him. Just as “courage” comes from upbringing, endurance is especially a quality of the artist. Because he can step outside himself and, if there’s nothing shameful about it, find pleasure in his own pain, the artist has a significant advantage over us. The Duke, as soon as Zuleika’s charm was lifted, had returned to being himself—a highly aware artist in life. And now, standing thoughtfully on the doorstep, he was almost admirable in his deep sorrow.

Through the wreaths of smoke which, as they came from his lips, hung in the sultry air as they would have hung in a closed room, he gazed up at the steadfast thunder-clouds. How nobly they had been massed for him! One of them, a particularly large and dark one, might with advantage, he thought, have been placed a little further to the left. He made a gesture to that effect. Instantly the cloud rolled into position. The gods were painfully anxious, now, to humour him in trifles. His behaviour in the great emergency had so impressed them at a distance that they rather dreaded meeting him anon at close quarters. They rather wished they had not uncaged, last night, the two black owls. Too late. What they had done they had done.

Through the swirling smoke that hung in the humid air like it would in a closed room, he looked up at the solid thunderclouds. They were arranged so perfectly for him! One particularly large and dark cloud could have been moved a bit more to the left, he thought. He made a gesture to indicate this. Immediately, the cloud shifted into place. The gods were now nervously eager to please him in small ways. His actions during the big crisis had left a strong impression on them from afar, and they were now a bit hesitant to face him up close. They regretted releasing the two black owls last night. But it was too late. What was done was done.

That faint monotonous sound in the stillness of the night—the Duke remembered it now. What he had thought to be only his fancy had been his death-knell, wafted to him along uncharted waves of ether, from the battlements of Tankerton. It had ceased at daybreak. He wondered now that he had not guessed its meaning. And he was glad that he had not. He was thankful for the peace that had been granted to him, the joyous arrogance in which he had gone to bed and got up for breakfast. He valued these mercies the more for the great tragic irony that came of them. Aye, and he was inclined to blame the gods for not having kept him still longer in the dark and so made the irony still more awful. Why had they not caused the telegram to be delayed in transmission? They ought to have let him go and riddle Zuleika with his scorn and his indifference. They ought to have let him hurl through her his defiance of them. Art aside, they need not have grudged him that excursion.

That faint, monotonous sound in the stillness of the night—the Duke remembered it now. What he had thought was just his imagination had been his death-knell, carried to him through uncharted waves of ether, from the battlements of Tankerton. It had stopped at daybreak. He wondered why he hadn't figured out its meaning. And he was glad he hadn’t. He appreciated the peace that had been granted to him, the joyful arrogance with which he had gone to bed and gotten up for breakfast. He valued these blessings all the more for the great tragic irony that came with them. Yes, and he was tempted to blame the gods for not keeping him longer in the dark and making the irony even more terrible. Why hadn’t they caused the telegram to be delayed in transmission? They should have let him go and shoot Zuleika down with his scorn and indifference. They should have let him throw his defiance at her. Aside from art, they didn’t need to deny him that getaway.

He could not, he told himself, face Zuleika now. As artist, he saw that there was irony enough left over to make the meeting a fine one. As theologian, he did not hold her responsible for his destiny. But as a man, after what she had done to him last night, and before what he had to do for her to-day, he would not go out of his way to meet her. Of course, he would not actually avoid her. To seem to run away from her were beneath his dignity. But, if he did meet her, what in heaven’s name should he say to her? He remembered his promise to lunch with The MacQuern, and shuddered. She would be there. Death, as he had said, cancelled all engagements. A very simple way out of the difficulty would be to go straight to the river. No, that would be like running away. It couldn’t be done.

He couldn't, he told himself, face Zuleika right now. As an artist, he recognized that there was enough irony to make the meeting worthwhile. As a theologian, he didn’t blame her for his fate. But as a man, after what she had done to him last night and what he had to do for her today, he wouldn’t go out of his way to see her. Of course, he wouldn’t actually avoid her. It would be beneath his dignity to seem like he was running away. But if he did run into her, what on earth would he say? He remembered his promise to have lunch with The MacQuern and felt a shudder. She would be there. As he had said, death cancels all plans. A very easy way out of this situation would be to go straight to the river. No, that would be like running away. He couldn’t do that.

Hardly had he rejected the notion when he had a glimpse of a female figure coming quickly round the corner—a glimpse that sent him walking quickly away, across the road, towards Turl Street, blushing violently. Had she seen him? he asked himself. And had she seen that he saw her? He heard her running after him. He did not look round, he quickened his pace. She was gaining on him. Involuntarily, he ran—ran like a hare, and, at the corner of Turl Street, rose like a trout, saw the pavement rise at him, and fell, with a bang, prone.

Hardly had he dismissed the idea when he caught sight of a woman coming quickly around the corner—a sight that made him hurry away across the street towards Turl Street, blushing furiously. Had she seen him? he wondered. And had she noticed that he noticed her? He heard her chasing after him. He didn’t look back and picked up his pace. She was closing in on him. Without thinking, he ran—ran like a rabbit, and, when he reached the corner of Turl Street, he sprang up like a fish, saw the sidewalk coming at him, and fell hard, landing flat on the ground.

Let it be said at once that in this matter the gods were absolutely blameless. It is true they had decreed that a piece of orange-peel should be thrown down this morning at the corner of Turl Street. But the Master of Balliol, not the Duke, was the person they had destined to slip on it. You must not imagine that they think out and appoint everything that is to befall us, down to the smallest detail. Generally, they just draw a sort of broad outline, and leave us to fill it in according to our taste. Thus, in the matters of which this book is record, it was they who made the Warden invite his grand-daughter to Oxford, and invite the Duke to meet her on the evening of her arrival. And it was they who prompted the Duke to die for her on the following (Tuesday) afternoon. They had intended that he should execute his resolve after, or before, the boat-race of that evening. But an oversight upset this plan. They had forgotten on Monday night to uncage the two black owls; and so it was necessary that the Duke’s death should be postponed. They accordingly prompted Zuleika to save him. For the rest, they let the tragedy run its own course—merely putting in a felicitous touch here and there, or vetoing a superfluity, such as that Katie should open Zuleika’s letter. It was no part of their scheme that the Duke should mistake Melisande for her mistress, or that he should run away from her, and they were genuinely sorry when he, instead of the Master of Balliol, came to grief over the orange-peel.

Let’s be clear right from the start that in this situation, the gods were completely innocent. It's true they decided that a piece of orange peel should be dropped this morning at the corner of Turl Street. But it was the

Them, however, the Duke cursed as he fell; them again as he raised himself on one elbow, giddy and sore; and when he found that the woman bending over him was not she whom he dreaded, but her innocent maid, it was against them that he almost foamed at the mouth.

Them, however, the Duke cursed as he fell; them again as he raised himself on one elbow, dizzy and in pain; and when he realized that the woman bending over him was not the one he feared, but her innocent maid, it was against them that he almost lost control.

“Monsieur le Duc has done himself harm—no?” panted Melisande. “Here is a letter from Miss Dobson’s part. She say to me ‘Give it him with your own hand.’”

“Monsieur le Duc has harmed himself—right?” panted Melisande. “Here’s a letter from Miss Dobson. She told me, ‘Give it to him with your own hand.’”

The Duke received the letter and, sitting upright, tore it to shreds, thus confirming a suspicion which Melisande had conceived at the moment when he took to his heels, that all English noblemen are mad, but mad, and of a madness.

The Duke got the letter and, sitting straight, ripped it to pieces, confirming a suspicion that Melisande had when he ran away, that all English noblemen are crazy, just crazy, and in a strange way.

“Nom de Dieu,” she cried, wringing her hands, “what shall I tell to Mademoiselle?”

“God’s name,” she exclaimed, wringing her hands, “what should I say to Mademoiselle?”

“Tell her—” the Duke choked back a phrase of which the memory would have shamed his last hours. “Tell her,” he substituted, “that you have seen Marius sitting among the ruins of Carthage,” and limped quickly away down the Turl.

“Tell her—” the Duke held back a phrase that would have embarrassed him in his final moments. “Tell her,” he changed it to, “that you saw Marius sitting among the ruins of Carthage,” and hurriedly limped away down the Turl.

Both his hands had been abraded by the fall. He tended them angrily with his handkerchief. Mr. Druce, the chemist, had anon the privilege of bathing and plastering them, also of balming and binding the right knee and the left shin. “Might have been a very nasty accident, your Grace,” he said. “It was,” said the Duke. Mr. Druce concurred.

Both of his hands were scraped up from the fall. He angrily wiped them with his handkerchief. Mr. Druce, the chemist, soon had the job of cleaning and bandaging them, as well as applying ointment and wrapping the right knee and left shin. “That could have been a serious accident, your Grace,” he said. “It was,” the Duke replied. Mr. Druce agreed.

Nevertheless, Mr. Druce’s remark sank deep. The Duke thought it quite likely that the gods had intended the accident to be fatal, and that only by his own skill and lightness in falling had he escaped the ignominy of dying in full flight from a lady’s-maid. He had not, you see, lost all sense of free-will. While Mr. Druce put the finishing touches to his shin, “I am utterly purposed,” he said to himself, “that for this death of mine I will choose my own manner and my own—well, not ‘time’ exactly, but whatever moment within my brief span of life shall seem aptest to me. Unberufen,” he added, lightly tapping Mr. Druce’s counter.

Nonetheless, Mr. Druce’s comment hit hard. The Duke figured it was quite possible that the gods meant for the accident to be deadly, and that only through his own skill and ability to fall lightly did he avoid the shame of dying while fleeing from a maid. He hadn't, you see, completely lost his sense of free will. As Mr. Druce finished working on his leg, he thought to himself, “I am determined that for my death, I will choose my own way and my own—well, not ‘time’ exactly, but whatever moment within my short life feels right to me. Unberufen,” he added, lightly tapping Mr. Druce’s counter.

The sight of some bottles of Cold Mixture on that hospitable board reminded him of a painful fact. In the clash of the morning’s excitements, he had hardly felt the gross ailment that was on him. He became fully conscious of it now, and there leapt in him a hideous doubt: had he escaped a violent death only to succumb to “natural causes”? He had never hitherto had anything the matter with him, and thus he belonged to the worst, the most apprehensive, class of patients. He knew that a cold, were it neglected, might turn malignant; and he had a vision of himself gripped suddenly in the street by internal agonies—a sympathetic crowd, an ambulance, his darkened bedroom; local doctor making hopelessly wrong diagnosis; eminent specialists served up hot by special train, commending local doctor’s treatment, but shaking their heads and refusing to say more than “He has youth on his side”; a slight rally at sunset; the end. All this flashed through his mind. He quailed. There was not a moment to lose. He frankly confessed to Mr. Druce that he had a cold.

The sight of some bottles of Cold Mixture on that welcoming table reminded him of a painful reality. In the midst of the morning's excitement, he barely noticed the serious illness he was experiencing. Now, he became fully aware of it, and a terrible doubt struck him: had he avoided a violent death only to succumb to “natural causes”? He had never had any health issues before, which made him part of the worst, most anxious type of patient. He knew that if a cold was ignored, it could turn serious; and he imagined himself suddenly doubled over in pain on the street—a sympathetic crowd, an ambulance, his darkened bedroom; a local doctor making a hopelessly wrong diagnosis; prestigious specialists arriving quickly by special train, praising the local doctor’s treatment, but shaking their heads and only saying, “He has youth on his side”; a slight recovery at sunset; the end. All of this flashed through his mind. He panicked. There was no time to waste. He admitted to Mr. Druce that he had a cold.

Mr. Druce, trying to insinuate by his manner that this fact had not been obvious, suggested the Mixture—a teaspoonful every two hours. “Give me some now, please, at once,” said the Duke.

Mr. Druce, trying to imply through his demeanor that this fact wasn't clear, suggested the Mixture—a teaspoonful every couple of hours. “Please give me some right now,” said the Duke.

He felt magically better for the draught. He handled the little glass lovingly, and eyed the bottle. “Why not two teaspoonfuls every hour?” he suggested, with an eagerness almost dipsomaniacal. But Mr. Druce was respectfully firm against that. The Duke yielded. He fancied, indeed, that the gods had meant him to die of an overdose.

He felt magically better after the drink. He held the little glass carefully and looked at the bottle. “Why not take two teaspoons every hour?” he suggested, with an eagerness that was almost obsessive. But Mr. Druce was politely firm about it. The Duke gave in. He even thought that the gods intended for him to die from an overdose.

Still, he had a craving for more. Few though his hours were, he hoped the next two would pass quickly. And, though he knew Mr. Druce could be trusted to send the bottle round to his rooms immediately, he preferred to carry it away with him. He slipped it into the breast-pocket of his coat, almost heedless of the slight extrusion it made there.

Still, he had a craving for more. Even though his time was limited, he hoped the next two hours would fly by. And while he knew Mr. Druce would reliably deliver the bottle to his room right away, he preferred to take it with him. He tucked it into the breast pocket of his coat, barely noticing the slight bulge it created.

Just as he was about to cross the High again, on his way home, a butcher’s cart dashed down the slope, recklessly driven. He stepped well back on the pavement, and smiled a sardonic smile. He looked to right and to left, carefully gauging the traffic. Some time elapsed before he deemed the road clear enough for transit.

Just as he was about to cross the High again on his way home, a butcher’s cart rushed down the slope, driven carelessly. He stepped back on the sidewalk and smirked sarcastically. He looked to the right and to the left, carefully assessing the traffic. After a while, he decided that the road was clear enough to cross.

Safely across, he encountered a figure that seemed to loom up out of the dim past. Oover! Was it but yesternight that Oover dined with him? With the sensation of a man groping among archives, he began to apologise to the Rhodes Scholar for having left him so abruptly at the Junta. Then, presto!—as though those musty archives were changed to a crisp morning paper agog with terrific head-lines—he remembered the awful resolve of Oover, and of all young Oxford.

Safely across, he met a figure that seemed to emerge from the distant past. Oover! Was it only last night that Oover had dinner with him? With the feeling of someone rummaging through old records, he started to apologize to the Rhodes Scholar for leaving him so suddenly at the Junta. Then, suddenly!—as if those dusty records were transformed into a fresh morning paper filled with shocking headlines—he recalled Oover's terrible decision, and that of all young Oxford.

“Of course,” he asked, with a lightness that hardly hid his dread of the answer, “you have dismissed the notion you were toying with when I left you?”

“Of course,” he asked, with a casualness that barely masked his fear of the answer, “you’ve dismissed the idea you were playing with when I left you?”

Oover’s face, like his nature, was as sensitive as it was massive, and it instantly expressed his pain at the doubt cast on his high seriousness. “Duke,” he asked, “d’you take me for a skunk?”

Oover’s face, like his nature, was as sensitive as it was big, and it immediately showed his hurt at the doubt thrown on his genuine seriousness. “Duke,” he asked, “do you think I'm a loser?”

“Without pretending to be quite sure what a skunk is,” said the Duke, “I take you to be all that it isn’t. And the high esteem in which I hold you is the measure for me of the loss that your death would be to America and to Oxford.”

“Without pretending to be completely sure what a skunk is,” said the Duke, “I believe you to be everything that it isn’t. The high regard I have for you shows me just how great the loss your death would be for America and for Oxford.”

Oover blushed. “Duke” he said “that’s a bully testimonial. But don’t worry. America can turn out millions just like me, and Oxford can have as many of them as she can hold. On the other hand, how many of YOU can be turned out, as per sample, in England? Yet you choose to destroy yourself. You avail yourself of the Unwritten Law. And you’re right, Sir. Love transcends all.”

Oover blushed. “Duke,” he said, “that’s a great compliment. But don’t worry. America can produce millions just like me, and Oxford can take as many as it can fit. On the other hand, how many of YOU can be produced, as a sample, in England? Yet you choose to self-destruct. You make use of the Unwritten Law. And you’re right, Sir. Love surpasses everything.”

“But does it? What if I told you I had changed my mind?”

“But does it? What if I told you I’ve changed my mind?”

“Then, Duke,” said Oover, slowly, “I should believe that all those yarns I used to hear about the British aristocracy were true, after all. I should aver that you were not a white man. Leading us on like that, and then—Say, Duke! Are you going to die to-day, or not?”

“Then, Duke,” Oover said slowly, “I guess I have to believe that all those stories I used to hear about the British aristocracy were true after all. I’d say you weren’t a white man. Leading us on like that, and then—Hey, Duke! Are you going to die today or not?”

“As a matter of fact, I am, but—”

“As a matter of fact, I am, but—”

“Shake!”

"Shake it!"

“But—”

"But—"

Oover wrung the Duke’s hand, and was passing on. “Stay!” he was adjured.

Oover shook the Duke's hand and was about to move on. "Wait!" he was urged.

“Sorry, unable. It’s just turning eleven o’clock, and I’ve a lecture. While life lasts, I’m bound to respect Rhodes’ intentions.” The conscientious Scholar hurried away.

“Sorry, I can’t. It’s just about eleven o’clock, and I have a lecture. As long as I’m alive, I have to respect Rhodes’ intentions.” The diligent Scholar quickly walked away.

The Duke wandered down the High, taking counsel with himself. He was ashamed of having so utterly forgotten the mischief he had wrought at large. At dawn he had vowed to undo it. Undo it he must. But the task was not a simple one now. If he could say “Behold, I take back my word. I spurn Miss Dobson, and embrace life,” it was possible that his example would suffice. But now that he could only say “Behold, I spurn Miss Dobson, and will not die for her, but I am going to commit suicide, all the same,” it was clear that his words would carry very little force. Also, he saw with pain that they placed him in a somewhat ludicrous position. His end, as designed yesterday, had a large and simple grandeur. So had his recantation of it. But this new compromise between the two things had a fumbled, a feeble, an ignoble look. It seemed to combine all the disadvantages of both courses. It stained his honour without prolonging his life. Surely, this was a high price to pay for snubbing Zuleika... Yes, he must revert without more ado to his first scheme. He must die in the manner that he had blazoned forth. And he must do it with a good grace, none knowing he was not glad; else the action lost all dignity. True, this was no way to be a saviour. But only by not dying at all could he have set a really potent example.... He remembered the look that had come into Oover’s eyes just now at the notion of his unfaith. Perhaps he would have been the mock, not the saviour, of Oxford. Better dishonour than death, maybe. But, since die he must, he must die not belittling or tarnishing the name of Tanville-Tankerton.

The Duke strolled down the High, talking to himself. He felt ashamed for completely forgetting the trouble he had caused. At dawn, he had promised to fix it. He had to fix it. But it wasn’t going to be easy now. If he could just say, “Look, I take back what I said. I reject Miss Dobson and embrace life,” maybe his example would be enough. But now that he could only say, “Look, I reject Miss Dobson and won’t die for her, but I’m going to kill myself anyway,” it was clear his words wouldn’t have much impact. He also painfully realized this put him in a somewhat ridiculous position. His plan from yesterday had a bold and straightforward nobility. So did his reversal of it. But this new compromise felt clumsy, weak, and unheroic. It seemed to blend all the downsides of both options. It damaged his honor without extending his life. Surely, this was a high price to pay for rejecting Zuleika... Yes, he had to go back to his original plan without delay. He had to die like he had proclaimed. And he needed to do it gracefully, with no one knowing he wasn’t glad; otherwise, the act would lose all dignity. True, this wasn’t the way to be a savior. But only by not dying at all could he have set a truly powerful example... He remembered the look that had crossed Oover’s face just now at the idea of his betrayal. Perhaps he would have been the mockery, not the savior, of Oxford. Better dishonor than death, maybe. But since he had to die, he needed to do it without belittling or tarnishing the name of Tanville-Tankerton.

Within these bounds, however, he must put forth his full might to avert the general catastrophe—and to punish Zuleika nearly well enough, after all, by intercepting that vast nosegay from her outstretched hands and her distended nostrils. There was no time to be lost, then. But he wondered, as he paced the grand curve between St. Mary’s and Magdalen Bridge, just how was he to begin?

Within these limits, however, he had to give it his all to prevent the overall disaster—and to punish Zuleika almost adequately, after all, by snatching that massive bouquet from her extended hands and flaring nostrils. There was no time to waste, then. But he wondered, as he walked the grand curve between St. Mary’s and Magdalen Bridge, how he was supposed to start.

Down the flight of steps from Queen’s came lounging an average undergraduate.

Down the flight of steps from Queen’s came an average college student, taking it easy.

“Mr. Smith,” said the Duke, “a word with you.”

“Mr. Smith,” the Duke said, “can I have a word with you?”

“But my name is not Smith,” said the young man.

“But my name isn’t Smith,” said the young man.

“Generically it is,” replied the Duke. “You are Smith to all intents and purposes. That, indeed, is why I address you. In making your acquaintance, I make a thousand acquaintances. You are a short cut to knowledge. Tell me, do you seriously think of drowning yourself this afternoon?”

“Generally speaking, it is,” replied the Duke. “You are Smith in every way that matters. That's actually why I’m talking to you. By getting to know you, I’m getting to know a thousand others. You’re a quick way to gain insight. Tell me, do you really plan to drown yourself this afternoon?”

“Rather,” said the undergraduate.

"Actually," said the undergrad.

“A meiosis in common use, equivalent to ‘Yes, assuredly,’” murmured the Duke. “And why,” he then asked, “do you mean to do this?”

“A common way to say ‘Yes, definitely,’” the Duke murmured. “And why,” he then asked, “do you intend to do this?”

“Why? How can you ask? Why are YOU going to do it?”

“Why? How can you even ask? Why are YOU planning to do it?”

“The Socratic manner is not a game at which two can play. Please answer my question, to the best of your ability.”

“The Socratic method isn’t a game for two people. Please answer my question as best as you can.”

“Well, because I can’t live without her. Because I want to prove my love for her. Because—”

“Well, because I can’t live without her. Because I want to prove my love for her. Because—”

“One reason at a time please,” said the Duke, holding up his hand. “You can’t live without her? Then I am to assume that you look forward to dying?”

“One reason at a time, please,” said the Duke, raising his hand. “You can’t live without her? Then should I take that to mean you’re looking forward to dying?”

“Rather.”

"Actually."

“You are truly happy in that prospect?”

“You're really happy about that possibility?”

“Yes. Rather.”

"Yes. Definitely."

“Now, suppose I showed you two pieces of equally fine amber—a big one and a little one. Which of these would you rather possess?”

“Now, imagine I showed you two pieces of equally fine amber—a large one and a small one. Which one would you prefer to have?”

“The big one, I suppose.”

"The big one, I guess."

“And this because it is better to have more than to have less of a good thing?”

“And is it really better to have more of a good thing than to have less?”

“Just so.”

“Exactly.”

“Do you consider happiness a good thing or a bad one?”

“Do you think happiness is a good thing or a bad thing?”

“A good one.”

“A great one.”

“So that a man would rather have more than less of happiness?”

“So a guy would prefer to have more happiness than less?”

“Undoubtedly.”

"Definitely."

“Then does it not seem to you that you would do well to postpone your suicide indefinitely?”

“Doesn’t it seem to you that it would be wise to put off your suicide indefinitely?”

“But I have just said I can’t live without her.”

“But I just said I can’t live without her.”

“You have still more recently declared yourself truly happy.”

“You have recently said that you are truly happy.”

“Yes, but—”

“Yes, but—”

“Now, be careful, Mr. Smith. Remember, this is a matter of life and death. Try to do yourself justice. I have asked you—”

“Now, be careful, Mr. Smith. Remember, this is a life or death situation. Make sure to do yourself justice. I've asked you—”

But the undergraduate was walking away, not without a certain dignity.

But the student was walking away, not without a sense of dignity.

The Duke felt that he had not handled his man skilfully. He remembered that even Socrates, for all the popular charm of his mock-modesty and his true geniality, had ceased after a while to be tolerable. Without such a manner to grace his method, Socrates would have had a very brief time indeed. The Duke recoiled from what he took to be another pitfall. He almost smelt hemlock.

The Duke realized he hadn't managed his person well. He recalled that even Socrates, despite his appealing fake humility and genuine friendliness, eventually became unbearable. Without that charm to enhance his approach, Socrates wouldn't have lasted long at all. The Duke shied away from what he believed to be another trap. He almost sensed hemlock in the air.

A party of four undergraduates abreast was approaching. How should he address them? His choice wavered between the evangelic wistfulness of “Are you saved?” and the breeziness of the recruiting sergeant’s “Come, you’re fine upstanding young fellows. Isn’t it a pity,” etc. Meanwhile, the quartet had passed by.

A group of four college students was walking towards him. How should he greet them? He debated between the hopeful “Are you saved?” and the casual tone of a recruiting officer saying, “Come on, you’re good young men. Isn’t it a shame,” and so on. In the meantime, the four had already walked past.

Two other undergraduates approached. The Duke asked them simply as a personal favour to himself not to throw away their lives. They said they were very sorry, but in this particular matter they must please themselves. In vain he pled. They admitted that but for his example they would never have thought of dying. They wished they could show him their gratitude in any way but the one which would rob them of it.

Two other college students came over. The Duke asked them, as a personal favor, not to waste their lives. They expressed their regret, but insisted that they had to do what felt right for them. He pleaded in vain. They acknowledged that if it weren’t for his example, they wouldn’t have considered ending their lives. They wished they could show him their gratitude in a way that didn’t take that gratitude away.

The Duke drifted further down the High, bespeaking every undergraduate he met, leaving untried no argument, no inducement. For one man, whose name he happened to know, he invented an urgent personal message from Miss Dobson imploring him not to die on her account. On another man he offered to settle by hasty codicil a sum of money sufficient to yield an annual income of two thousand pounds—three thousand—any sum within reason. With another he offered to walk, arm in arm, to Carfax and back again. All to no avail.

The Duke wandered further down the street, chatting with every college student he encountered, trying every argument and incentive he could think of. For one guy, whose name he happened to know, he made up an urgent personal message from Miss Dobson begging him not to die for her sake. To another, he offered to quickly draft a codicil with a sum of money that would provide an annual income of two thousand pounds—three thousand—any reasonable amount. With yet another, he suggested they walk arm in arm to Carfax and back. All of it was in vain.

He found himself in the precincts of Magdalen, preaching from the little open-air pulpit there an impassioned sermon on the sacredness of human life, and referring to Zuleika in terms which John Knox would have hesitated to utter. As he piled up the invective, he noticed an ominous restiveness in the congregation—murmurs, clenching of hands, dark looks. He saw the pulpit as yet another trap laid for him by the gods. He had walked straight into it: another moment, and he might be dragged down, overwhelmed by numbers, torn limb from limb. All that was in him of quelling power he put hastily into his eyes, and manoeuvred his tongue to gentler discourse, deprecating his right to judge “this lady,” and merely pointing the marvel, the awful though noble folly, of his resolve. He ended on a note of quiet pathos. “To-night I shall be among the shades. There be not you, my brothers.”

He found himself at Magdalen, preaching from the small open-air pulpit there an impassioned sermon about the sanctity of human life, and referring to Zuleika in ways that even John Knox would have hesitated to say. As he piled on the criticism, he noticed an unsettling restlessness in the congregation—murmurs, clenched fists, dark expressions. He saw the pulpit as just another trap set for him by fate. He had walked right into it: in another moment, he might be dragged down, overwhelmed by the crowd, torn apart. He channeled all his calming presence into his eyes and shifted his speech to a gentler tone, downplaying his right to judge “this lady,” and simply highlighting the marvel, the terrible yet noble folly, of his resolve. He concluded on a note of quiet sadness. “Tonight I will be among the shadows. Do not follow me, my brothers.”

Good though the sermon was in style and sentiment, the flaw in its reasoning was too patent for any converts to be made. As he walked out of the quadrangle, the Duke felt the hopelessness of his cause. Still he battled bravely for it up the High, waylaying, cajoling, commanding, offering vast bribes. He carried his crusade into the Loder, and thence into Vincent’s, and out into the street again, eager, untiring, unavailing: everywhere he found his precept checkmated by his example.

The sermon, while well-delivered and heartfelt, had a clear flaw in its reasoning that made it impossible to win any converts. As he walked out of the courtyard, the Duke felt the despair of his situation. Yet, he continued to fight valiantly for his cause on the High Street, stopping people, persuading them, giving orders, and even offering huge bribes. He took his campaign to Loder’s, then to Vincent’s, and back out into the street, eager, tireless, and unsuccessful: everywhere he found that his teachings contradicted his actions.

The sight of The MacQuern coming out top-speed from the Market, with a large but inexpensive bunch of flowers, reminded him of the luncheon that was to be. Never to throw over an engagement was for him, as we have seen, a point of honour. But this particular engagement—hateful, when he accepted it, by reason of his love—was now impossible for the reason which had made him take so ignominiously to his heels this morning. He curtly told the Scot not to expect him.

The sight of The MacQuern speeding out of the Market with a big but cheap bunch of flowers reminded him of the lunch that was coming up. For him, as we've seen, not backing out of an engagement was a matter of honor. But this particular engagement—one he hated when he accepted it because of his feelings—was now unfeasible for the same reason that had made him flee so shamefully this morning. He curtly told the Scot not to count on him.

“Is SHE not coming?” gasped the Scot, with quick suspicion.

“Is she not coming?” the Scot gasped, with sudden suspicion.

“Oh,” said the Duke, turning on his heel, “she doesn’t know that I shan’t be there. You may count on her.” This he took to be the very truth, and he was glad to have made of it a thrust at the man who had so uncouthly asserted himself last night. He could not help smiling, though, at this little resentment erect after the cataclysm that had swept away all else. Then he smiled to think how uneasy Zuleika would be at his absence. What agonies of suspense she must have had all this morning! He imagined her silent at the luncheon, with a vacant gaze at the door, eating nothing at all. And he became aware that he was rather hungry. He had done all he could to save young Oxford. Now for some sandwiches! He went into the Junta.

“Oh,” said the Duke, turning sharply, “she doesn’t know that I won't be there. You can count on her.” He believed this was the absolute truth and was pleased to use it as a jab at the man who had so awkwardly inserted himself the night before. He couldn't help but smile at this small resentfulness emerging after everything that had happened. Then he smiled to think about how anxious Zuleika would be about his absence. What torture she must have gone through all morning! He pictured her silent at lunch, staring blankly at the door, hardly eating at all. And he realized he was quite hungry. He had done all he could to help young Oxford. Now, it was time for some sandwiches! He headed into the Junta.

As he rang the dining-room bell, his eyes rested on the miniature of Nellie O’Mora. And the eyes of Nellie O’Mora seemed to meet his in reproach. Just as she may have gazed at Greddon when he cast her off, so now did she gaze at him who a few hours ago had refused to honour her memory.

As he rang the dining-room bell, his gaze landed on the miniature of Nellie O'Mora. And it felt like Nellie O'Mora’s eyes were looking back at him, filled with disappointment. Just like she might have looked at Greddon when he abandoned her, she now looked at him, the one who had refused to honor her memory just a few hours earlier.

Yes, and many other eyes than hers rebuked him. It was around the walls of this room that hung those presentments of the Junta as focussed, year after year, in a certain corner of Tom Quad, by Messrs. Hills and Saunders. All around, the members of the little hierarchy, a hierarchy ever changing in all but youth and a certain sternness of aspect that comes at the moment of being immortalised, were gazing forth now with a sternness beyond their wont. Not one of them but had in his day handed on loyally the praise of Nellie O’Mora, in the form their Founder had ordained. And the Duke’s revolt last night had so incensed them that they would, if they could, have come down from their frames and walked straight out of the club, in chronological order—first, the men of the ‘sixties, almost as near in time to Greddon as to the Duke, all so gloriously be-whiskered and cravated, but how faded now, alas, by exposure; and last of all in the procession and angrier perhaps than any of them, the Duke himself—the Duke of a year ago, President and sole Member.

Yes, and many other eyes besides hers scolded him. Around the walls of this room were the images of the Junta, captured year after year in a certain corner of Tom Quad by Messrs. Hills and Saunders. All around, the members of the little hierarchy, which changed constantly except for their youth and a certain sternness that comes right before being immortalized, were now gazing out with a seriousness beyond their usual demeanor. Not one of them hadn't loyally passed on the praise of Nellie O’Mora in the way their Founder had designed. The Duke’s outburst last night had enraged them so much that they would have, if they could, stepped down from their frames and walked straight out of the club, in chronological order—first, the men of the ‘sixties, almost as close in time to Greddon as to the Duke, all so gloriously bearded and dressed in cravats, but how faded now, unfortunately, from exposure; and last in the line, perhaps angrier than any of them, the Duke himself—the Duke from a year ago, President and sole Member.

But, as he gazed into the eyes of Nellie O’Mora now, Dorset needed not for penitence the reproaches of his past self or of his forerunners. “Sweet girl,” he murmured, “forgive me. I was mad. I was under the sway of a deplorable infatuation. It is past. See,” he murmured with a delicacy of feeling that justified the untruth, “I am come here for the express purpose of undoing my impiety.” And, turning to the club-waiter who at this moment answered the bell, he said “Bring me a glass of port, please, Barrett.” Of sandwiches he said nothing.

But as he looked into Nellie O’Mora's eyes now, Dorset didn’t need the guilt from his past self or his ancestors. “Sweet girl,” he softly said, “forgive me. I was foolish. I was caught up in a terrible crush. It’s over now. Look,” he said with a sensitivity that made the lie seem real, “I came here specifically to make amends for my wrongs.” Then, turning to the club waiter who had just answered the bell, he said, “Please bring me a glass of port, Barrett.” He didn’t mention anything about sandwiches.

At the word “See” he had stretched one hand towards Nellie; the other he had laid on his heart, where it seemed to encounter some sort of hard obstruction. This he vaguely fingered, wondering what it might be, while he gave his order to Barrett. With a sudden cry he dipped his hand into his breast-pocket and drew forth the bottle he had borne away from Mr. Druce’s. He snatched out his watch: one o’clock!—fifteen minutes overdue. Wildly he called the waiter back. “A tea-spoon, quick! No port. A wine-glass and a tea-spoon. And—for I don’t mind telling you, Barrett, that your mission is of an urgency beyond conjecture—take lightning for your model. Go!”

At the word “See,” he reached out one hand to Nellie, while the other rested on his chest, where it felt like there was some hard blockage. He absentmindedly touched it, curious about what it was, as he instructed Barrett. With a sudden gasp, he reached into his breast pocket and pulled out the bottle he had taken from Mr. Druce’s. He quickly checked his watch: one o’clock!—fifteen minutes late. Frantically, he called the waiter back. “A teaspoon, quickly! No port. A wine glass and a teaspoon. And—for I don’t mind telling you, Barrett, that your task is more urgent than you can imagine—take lightning as your example. Go!”

Agitation mastered him. He tried vainly to feel his pulse, well knowing that if he found it he could deduce nothing from its action. He saw himself haggard in the looking-glass. Would Barrett never come? “Every two hours”—the directions were explicit. Had he delivered himself into the gods’ hands? The eyes of Nellie O’Mora were on him compassionately; and all the eyes of his forerunners were on him in austere scorn: “See,” they seemed to be saying, “the chastisement of last night’s blasphemy.” Violently, insistently, he rang the bell.

Agitation took over him. He tried unsuccessfully to feel his pulse, fully aware that even if he found it, he couldn’t figure out anything from its rhythm. He saw his haggard reflection in the mirror. Would Barrett never arrive? “Every two hours” — the instructions were clear. Had he really given himself over to fate? Nellie O’Mora’s eyes were watching him with sympathy; and all the gazes of those who came before him were on him with stern disapproval: “Look,” they seemed to say, “the punishment for last night’s blasphemy.” Frantically, he rang the bell.

In rushed Barrett at last. From the tea-spoon into the wine-glass the Duke poured the draught of salvation, and then, raising it aloft, he looked around at his fore-runners and in a firm voice cried “Gentlemen, I give you Nellie O’Mora, the fairest witch that ever was or will be.” He drained his glass, heaved the deep sigh of a double satisfaction, dismissed with a glance the wondering Barrett, and sat down.

In rushed Barrett at last. From the teaspoon into the wine glass, the Duke poured the drink of salvation, and then, raising it high, he looked around at his predecessors and, in a steady voice, declared, “Gentlemen, I present to you Nellie O’Mora, the most beautiful witch that ever was or ever will be.” He emptied his glass, let out a deep sigh of double satisfaction, dismissed the amazed Barrett with a glance, and took a seat.

He was glad to be able to face Nellie with a clear conscience. Her eyes were not less sad now, but it seemed to him that their sadness came of a knowledge that she would never see him again. She seemed to be saying to him “Had you lived in my day, it is you that I would have loved, not Greddon.” And he made silent answer, “Had you lived in my day, I should have been Dobson-proof.” He realised, however, that to Zuleika he owed the tenderness he now felt for Miss O’Mora. It was Zuleika that had cured him of his aseity. She it was that had made his heart a warm and negotiable thing. Yes, and that was the final cruelty. To love and be loved—this, he had come to know, was all that mattered. Yesterday, to love and die had seemed felicity enough. Now he knew that the secret, the open secret, of happiness was in mutual love—a state that needed not the fillip of death. And he had to die without having ever lived. Admiration, homage, fear, he had sown broadcast. The one woman who had loved him had turned to stone because he loved her. Death would lose much of its sting for him if there were somewhere in the world just one woman, however lowly, whose heart would be broken by his dying. What a pity Nellie O’Mora was not really extant!

He was happy to face Nellie with a clear conscience. Her eyes were still sad, but it seemed to him that their sadness came from knowing she would never see him again. She seemed to be saying to him, “If you had lived in my time, I would have loved you, not Greddon.” And he silently replied, “If you had lived in my time, I would have been immune to Dobson.” He understood, though, that it was Zuleika who was responsible for the tenderness he now felt for Miss O’Mora. Zuleika was the one who had cured him of his emotional detachment. She had made his heart a warm and open thing. Yes, and that was the ultimate cruelty. To love and be loved—he had come to realize that was all that truly mattered. Yesterday, loving and dying had seemed like enough happiness. Now he knew that the key to happiness was in mutual love—a state that didn’t require the push of death. And he had to die without ever really living. He had spread admiration, respect, and fear everywhere. The one woman who had loved him had turned to stone because he loved her. Death would lose much of its pain for him if there was just one woman, no matter how humble, whose heart would break at his passing. What a shame Nellie O’Mora wasn’t actually real!

Suddenly he recalled certain words lightly spoken yesterday by Zuleika. She had told him he was loved by the girl who waited on him—the daughter of his landlady. Was this so? He had seen no sign of it, had received no token of it. But, after all, how should he have seen a sign of anything in one whom he had never consciously visualised? That she had never thrust herself on his notice might mean merely that she had been well brought-up. What likelier than that the daughter of Mrs. Batch, that worthy soul, had been well brought up?

Suddenly, he remembered some words lightly spoken yesterday by Zuleika. She had told him that he was loved by the girl who took care of him—the daughter of his landlady. Was that true? He hadn’t seen any signs of it or received any indication. But then again, how could he have noticed anything about someone he had never really seen? The fact that she had never drawn his attention might just mean she had been raised well. What was more likely than that Mrs. Batch’s daughter, that good-hearted woman, had been brought up properly?

Here, at any rate, was the chance of a new element in his life, or rather in his death. Here, possibly, was a maiden to mourn him. He would lunch in his rooms.

Here, at least, was the opportunity for a new aspect in his life, or rather in his death. Here, possibly, was a girl to grieve for him. He would have lunch in his rooms.

With a farewell look at Nellie’s miniature, he took the medicine-bottle from the table, and went quickly out. The heavens had grown steadily darker and darker, the air more sulphurous and baleful. And the High had a strangely woebegone look, being all forsaken by youth, in this hour of luncheon. Even so would its look be all to-morrow, thought the Duke, and for many morrows. Well he had done what he could. He was free now to brighten a little his own last hours. He hastened on, eager to see the landlady’s daughter. He wondered what she was like, and whether she really loved him.

With one last glance at Nellie’s portrait, he grabbed the medicine bottle from the table and quickly left. The sky had gotten darker and darker, and the air felt more toxic and sinister. The High had a strangely sad appearance, completely abandoned by youth during this lunch hour. The Duke thought it would look the same tomorrow and for many days to come. He knew he had done all he could. Now, he was free to enjoy a little brightness in his final hours. He moved quickly, excited to see the landlady’s daughter. He wondered what she was like and if she truly loved him.

As he threw open the door of his sitting-room, he was aware of a rustle, a rush, a cry. In another instant, he was aware of Zuleika Dobson at his feet, at his knees, clasping him to her, sobbing, laughing, sobbing.

As he swung open the door to his living room, he noticed a flutter, a rush, a cry. In the next moment, he saw Zuleika Dobson at his feet, kneeling before him, holding him tightly, sobbing and laughing, sobbing again.





XVI

For what happened a few moments later you must not blame him. Some measure of force was the only way out of an impossible situation. It was in vain that he commanded the young lady to let go: she did but cling the closer. It was in vain that he tried to disentangle himself of her by standing first on one foot, then on the other, and veering sharply on his heel: she did but sway as though hinged to him. He had no choice but to grasp her by the wrists, cast her aside, and step clear of her into the room.

For what happened a few moments later, you can't really blame him. Some level of force was the only way out of a tough situation. It was useless for him to tell the young lady to let go: she just held on tighter. It was pointless for him to try to free himself from her by standing on one foot and then the other, pivoting sharply on his heel: she just swayed as if she were attached to him. He had no choice but to grab her by the wrists, push her away, and step away from her into the room.

Her hat, gauzily basking with a pair of long white gloves on one of his arm-chairs, proclaimed that she had come to stay.

Her hat, lightly resting along with a pair of long white gloves on one of his armchairs, signaled that she was here to stay.

Nor did she rise. Propped on one elbow, with heaving bosom and parted lips, she seemed to be trying to realise what had been done to her. Through her undried tears her eyes shone up to him.

Nor did she get up. Propped on one elbow, with a heavy chest and parted lips, she appeared to be trying to understand what had happened to her. Through her still-wet tears, her eyes glimmered up at him.

He asked: “To what am I indebted for this visit?”

He asked, "What do I owe for this visit?"

“Ah, say that again!” she murmured. “Your voice is music.”

“Ah, say that again!” she whispered. “Your voice is like music.”

He repeated his question.

He asked his question again.

“Music!” she said dreamily; and such is the force of habit that “I don’t,” she added, “know anything about music, really. But I know what I like.”

“Music!” she said dreamily; and such is the force of habit that “I don’t,” she added, “know anything about music, really. But I know what I like.”

“Had you not better get up from the floor?” he said. “The door is open, and any one who passed might see you.”

“Don’t you think you should get up off the floor?” he said. “The door is open, and anyone passing by might see you.”

Softly she stroked the carpet with the palms of her hands. “Happy carpet!” she crooned. “Aye, happy the very women that wove the threads that are trod by the feet of my beloved master. But hark! he bids his slave rise and stand before him!”

Softly, she ran her hands over the carpet. “Happy carpet!” she sang. “Yes, happy are the women who wove the threads that are walked on by the feet of my beloved master. But wait! He commands his servant to get up and stand before him!”

Just after she had risen, a figure appeared in the doorway.

Just after she got up, a figure appeared in the doorway.

“I beg pardon, your Grace; Mother wants to know, will you be lunching in?”

“I’m sorry to bother you, your Grace; Mother wants to know if you’ll be having lunch in?”

“Yes,” said the Duke. “I will ring when I am ready.” And it dawned on him that this girl, who perhaps loved him, was, according to all known standards, extraordinarily pretty.

“Yes,” said the Duke. “I’ll ring when I’m ready.” And it occurred to him that this girl, who might love him, was, by all accounts, exceptionally beautiful.

“Will—” she hesitated, “will Miss Dobson be—”

“Will—” she paused, “will Miss Dobson be—”

“No,” he said. “I shall be alone.” And there was in the girl’s parting half-glance at Zuleika that which told him he was truly loved, and made him the more impatient of his offensive and accursed visitor.

“No,” he said. “I’ll be alone.” And in the girl’s fleeting glance at Zuleika, he saw that he was truly loved, which made him even more irritated by his annoying and unwanted guest.

“You want to be rid of me?” asked Zuleika, when the girl was gone.

“Do you really want to get rid of me?” Zuleika asked after the girl had left.

“I have no wish to be rude; but—since you force me to say it—yes.”

"I don't want to be rude, but—since you’re making me say it—yeah."

“Then take me,” she cried, throwing back her arms, “and throw me out of the window.”

“Then just take me,” she shouted, throwing her arms back, “and throw me out of the window.”

He smiled coldly.

He smirked.

“You think I don’t mean it? You think I would struggle? Try me.” She let herself droop sideways, in an attitude limp and portable. “Try me,” she repeated.

"You think I don't mean it? You think I would give up? Go ahead, challenge me." She let herself lean to the side, in a relaxed and easygoing way. "Challenge me," she said again.

“All this is very well conceived, no doubt,” said he, “and well executed. But it happens to be otiose.”

“All of this is really well thought out, no doubt,” he said, “and well done. But it turns out to be pointless.”

“What do you mean?”

“What do you mean?”

“I mean you may set your mind at rest. I am not going to back out of my promise.”

"I mean you can relax. I'm not going to go back on my promise."

Zuleika flushed. “You are cruel. I would give the world and all not to have written you that hateful letter. Forget it, forget it, for pity’s sake!”

Zuleika blushed. “You’re being harsh. I would give anything not to have written you that awful letter. Please, forget it, just forget it!”

The Duke looked searchingly at her. “You mean that you now wish to release me from my promise?”

The Duke looked at her intently. “Are you saying you want to free me from my promise?”

“Release you? As if you were ever bound! Don’t torture me!”

“Let you go? Like you were ever trapped! Stop tormenting me!”

He wondered what deep game she was playing. Very real, though, her anguish seemed; and, if real it was, then—he stared, he gasped—there could be but one explanation. He put it to her. “You love me?”

He wondered what deeper game she was playing. Her pain seemed very real; and if it was real—he stared, he gasped—there could only be one explanation. He asked her, “You love me?”

“With all my soul.”

“With all my heart.”

His heart leapt. If she spoke truth, then indeed vengeance was his! But “What proof have I?” he asked her.

His heart raced. If she was telling the truth, then revenge was his to claim! But “What proof do I have?” he asked her.

“Proof? Have men absolutely NO intuition? If you need proof, produce it. Where are my ear-rings?”

“Proof? Do men have NO intuition at all? If you need proof, show it. Where are my earrings?”

“Your ear-rings? Why?”

“Your earrings? Why?”

Impatiently she pointed to two white pearls that fastened the front of her blouse. “These are your studs. It was from them I had the great first hint this morning.”

Impatiently, she pointed to two white pearls that fastened the front of her blouse. “These are your studs. I got my first big hint from them this morning.”

“Black and pink, were they not, when you took them?”

“Were they not black and pink when you took them?”

“Of course. And then I forgot that I had them. When I undressed, they must have rolled on to the carpet. Melisande found them this morning when she was making the room ready for me to dress. That was just after she came back from bringing you my first letter. I was bewildered. I doubted. Might not the pearls have gone back to their natural state simply through being yours no more? That is why I wrote again to you, my own darling—a frantic little questioning letter. When I heard how you had torn it up, I knew, I knew that the pearls had not mocked me. I telescoped my toilet and came rushing round to you. How many hours have I been waiting for you?”

“Of course. Then I forgot I had them. When I got undressed, they must have rolled onto the carpet. Melisande found them this morning while she was getting the room ready for me to get dressed. That was right after she came back from bringing you my first letter. I was completely confused. I doubted. Could it be that the pearls had returned to their natural state just because they weren’t yours anymore? That’s why I wrote to you again, my love—a frantic little letter full of questions. When I heard how you had ripped it up, I knew, I just knew that the pearls hadn’t betrayed me. I rushed through my getting ready and came running to you. How many hours have I been waiting for you?”

The Duke had drawn her ear-rings from his waistcoat pocket, and was contemplating them in the palm of his hand. Blanched, both of them, yes. He laid them on the table. “Take them,” he said.

The Duke had pulled her earrings from his waistcoat pocket and was looking at them in his hand. They were both pale, yes. He set them on the table. “Take them,” he said.

“No,” she shuddered. “I could never forget that once they were both black.” She flung them into the fender. “Oh John,” she cried, turning to him and falling again to her knees, “I do so want to forget what I have been. I want to atone. You think you can drive me out of your life. You cannot, darling—since you won’t kill me. Always I shall follow you on my knees, thus.”

“No,” she trembled. “I could never forget that they were both black.” She tossed them into the fender. “Oh John,” she exclaimed, turning to him and dropping to her knees again, “I really want to forget what I’ve been. I want to make amends. You think you can push me out of your life. You can't, darling—since you won’t kill me. I will always follow you on my knees, like this.”

He looked down at her over his folded arms,

He looked down at her with his arms crossed,

“I am not going to back out of my promise,” he repeated.

“I’m not going to go back on my promise,” he repeated.

She stopped her ears.

She covered her ears.

With a stern joy he unfolded his arms, took some papers from his breast-pocket, and, selecting one of them, handed it to her. It was the telegram sent by his steward.

With a serious happiness, he relaxed his arms, pulled out some papers from his breast pocket, and, picking one of them, handed it to her. It was the telegram his steward had sent.

She read it. With a stern joy he watched her reading it.

She read it. With a serious delight, he watched her read it.

Wild-eyed, she looked up from it to him, tried to speak, and swerved down senseless.

Wild-eyed, she looked up from it to him, tried to speak, and then collapsed senseless.

He had not foreseen this. “Help!” he vaguely cried—was she not a fellow-creature?—and rushed blindly out to his bedroom, whence he returned, a moment later, with the water-jug. He dipped his hand, and sprinkled the upturned face (Dew-drops on a white rose? But some other, sharper analogy hovered to him). He dipped and sprinkled. The water-beads broke, mingled—rivulets now. He dipped and flung, then caught the horrible analogy and rebounded.

He hadn't expected this. "Help!" he called out vaguely—wasn't she a fellow human?—and he rushed blindly into his bedroom, returning a moment later with the water jug. He dipped his hand and sprinkled water on her upturned face (Dew drops on a white rose? But a sharper comparison hovered in his mind). He dipped and sprinkled. The water beads broke apart and mixed—now they were rivulets. He dipped and threw the water, then caught hold of the terrible comparison and bounced back.

It was at this moment that Zuleika opened her eyes. “Where am I?” She weakly raised herself on one elbow; and the suspension of the Duke’s hatred would have been repealed simultaneously with that of her consciousness, had it not already been repealed by the analogy. She put a hand to her face, then looked at the wet palm wonderingly, looked at the Duke, saw the water-jug beside him. She, too, it seemed, had caught the analogy; for with a wan smile she said “We are quits now, John, aren’t we?”

It was at this moment that Zuleika opened her eyes. “Where am I?” She weakly pushed herself up on one elbow; and the Duke’s hatred would have disappeared at the same time as her awareness, if it hadn't already vanished due to the connection. She placed a hand on her face, then looked at her wet palm in surprise, glanced at the Duke, and noticed the water jug beside him. It seemed she had also understood the connection; for with a faint smile, she said, “We’re even now, John, right?”

Her poor little jest drew to the Duke’s face no answering smile, did but make hotter the blush there. The wave of her returning memory swept on—swept up to her with a roar the instant past. “Oh,” she cried, staggering to her feet, “the owls, the owls!”

Her sad little joke didn’t get a smile from the Duke; it only made his blush deeper. The rush of her memories crashed over her like a wave from the recent past. “Oh,” she exclaimed, stumbling to her feet, “the owls, the owls!”

Vengeance was his, and “Yes, there,” he said, “is the ineluctable hard fact you wake to. The owls have hooted. The gods have spoken. This day your wish is to be fulfilled.”

Vengeance was his, and “Yes, there,” he said, “is the unavoidable hard fact you wake up to. The owls have hooted. The gods have spoken. Today your wish will come true.”

“The owls have hooted. The gods have spoken. This day—oh, it must not be, John! Heaven have mercy on me!”

“The owls have hooted. The gods have spoken. This day—oh, it can’t be, John! Heaven, have mercy on me!”

“The unerring owls have hooted. The dispiteous and humorous gods have spoken. Miss Dobson, it has to be. And let me remind you,” he added, with a glance at his watch, “that you ought not to keep The MacQuern waiting for luncheon.”

“The reliable owls have hooted. The spiteful and funny gods have spoken. It has to be Miss Dobson. And let me remind you,” he added, glancing at his watch, “that you shouldn’t keep The MacQuern waiting for lunch.”

“That is unworthy of you,” she said. There was in her eyes a look that made the words sound as if they had been spoken by a dumb animal.

“That is beneath you,” she said. There was a look in her eyes that made the words feel like they were coming from a clueless animal.

“You have sent him an excuse?”

"Did you send him an apology?"

“No, I have forgotten him.”

“No, I forgot him.”

“That is unworthy of you. After all, he is going to die for you, like the rest of us. I am but one of a number, you know. Use your sense of proportion.”

“That’s beneath you. After all, he’s going to die for you, just like the rest of us. I’m just one of many, you know. Think about the bigger picture.”

“If I do that,” she said after a pause, “you may not be pleased by the issue. I may find that whereas yesterday I was great in my sinfulness, and to-day am great in my love, you, in your hate of me, are small. I may find that what I had taken to be a great indifference is nothing but a very small hate... Ah, I have wounded you? Forgive me, a weak woman, talking at random in her wretchedness. Oh John, John, if I thought you small, my love would but take on the crown of pity. Don’t forbid me to call you John. I looked you up in Debrett while I was waiting for you. That seemed to bring you nearer to me. So many other names you have, too. I remember you told me them all yesterday, here in this room—not twenty-four hours ago. Hours? Years!” She laughed hysterically. “John, don’t you see why I won’t stop talking? It’s because I dare not think.”

“If I do that,” she said after a pause, “you might not like the result. I might discover that while yesterday I was deep in my sinfulness, and today I'm full of love, you, in your hate of me, are insignificant. I might find that what I thought was a huge indifference is actually just a small amount of hate... Ah, have I hurt you? Forgive me, a weak woman, rambling in my misery. Oh John, John, if I thought you were insignificant, my love would just take on the form of pity. Don’t stop me from calling you John. I looked you up in Debrett while I was waiting for you. It felt like it brought you closer to me. You have so many other names, too. I remember you told me all of them yesterday, right here in this room—not even twenty-four hours ago. Hours? Years!” She laughed hysterically. “John, don’t you see why I can’t stop talking? It’s because I’m afraid to think.”

“Yonder in Balliol,” he suavely said, “you will find the matter of my death easier to forget than here.” He took her hat and gloves from the arm-chair, and held them carefully out to her; but she did not take them.

“Over there in Balliol,” he said smoothly, “you’ll find it easier to forget about my death than here.” He picked up her hat and gloves from the armchair and held them out to her carefully, but she didn’t take them.

“I give you three minutes,” he told her. “Two minutes, that is, in which to make yourself tidy before the mirror. A third in which to say good-bye and be outside the front-door.”

“I give you three minutes,” he told her. “Two minutes, that is, to get yourself looking good in front of the mirror. A third to say goodbye and be outside the front door.”

“If I refuse?”

“What if I say no?”

“You will not.”

"You won't."

“If I do?”

“What if I do?”

“I shall send for a policeman.”

“I will call a police officer.”

She looked well at him. “Yes,” she slowly said, “I think you would do that.”

She looked at him. “Yeah,” she said slowly, “I think you would do that.”

She took her things from him, and laid them by the mirror. With a high hand she quelled the excesses of her hair—some of the curls still agleam with water—and knowingly poised and pinned her hat. Then, after a few swift touches and passes at neck and waist, she took her gloves and, wheeling round to him, “There!” she said, “I have been quick.”

She grabbed her things from him and placed them by the mirror. With a confident gesture, she tamed her wild hair—some of the curls still shining with water—and carefully adjusted her hat. Then, after a few quick touches at her neck and waist, she took her gloves and turned to him, saying, “There! I was quick.”

“Admirably,” he allowed.

"Impressively," he agreed.

“Quick in more than meets the eye, John. Spiritually quick. You saw me putting on my hat; you did not see love taking on the crown of pity, and me bonneting her with it, tripping her up and trampling the life out of her. Oh, a most cold-blooded business, John! Had to be done, though. No other way out. So I just used my sense of proportion, as you rashly bade me, and then hardened my heart at sight of you as you are. One of a number? Yes, and a quite unlovable unit. So I am all right again. And now, where is Balliol? Far from here?”

“Quick in more ways than you think, John. Spiritually quick. You saw me putting on my hat; you didn’t see love taking on the burden of pity, and me covering her with it, tripping her up and crushing the life out of her. Oh, a really cold-hearted thing to do, John! But it had to be done. There was no other way out. So I just followed your reckless advice to find my sense of proportion and then hardened my heart when I looked at you as you are. Just one of many? Yes, and not one that’s easy to love. So I’m good again. Now, where is Balliol? Is it far from here?”

“No,” he answered, choking a little, as might a card-player who, having been dealt a splendid hand, and having played it with flawless skill, has yet—damn it!—lost the odd trick. “Balliol is quite near. At the end of this street in fact. I can show it to you from the front-door.”

“No,” he replied, struggling a bit, like a card player who, after being dealt an amazing hand and playing it perfectly, still—damn it!—lost a crucial trick. “Balliol is really close. It’s just at the end of this street, actually. I can show it to you from the front door.”

Yes, he had controlled himself. But this, he furiously felt, did not make him look the less a fool. What ought he to have SAID? He prayed, as he followed the victorious young woman downstairs, that l’esprit de l’escalier might befall him. Alas, it did not.

Yes, he had kept his cool. But this, he angrily thought, didn’t make him any less of a fool. What should he have SAID? He hoped, as he followed the triumphant young woman downstairs, that the perfect comeback would come to him later. Unfortunately, it didn't.

“By the way,” she said, when he had shown her where Balliol lay, “have you told anybody that you aren’t dying just for me?”

“By the way,” she said when he had shown her where Balliol was, “have you told anyone that you’re not just dying for me?”

“No,” he answered, “I have preferred not to.”

“No,” he replied, “I’ve chosen not to.”

“Then officially, as it were, and in the eyes of the world, you die for me? Then all’s well that ends well. Shall we say good-bye here? I shall be on the Judas Barge; but I suppose there will be a crush, as yesterday?”

“Then officially, as it seems, and in the eyes of everyone, will you die for me? Then all's well that ends well. Should we say goodbye here? I’ll be on the Judas Barge; but I guess it will be crowded, just like yesterday?”

“Sure to be. There always is on the last night of the Eights, you know. Good-bye.”

“Definitely. There always is on the last night of the Eights, you know. Bye.”

“Good-bye, little John—small John,” she cried across her shoulder, having the last word.

“Goodbye, little John—small John,” she shouted over her shoulder, getting the last word.





XVII

He might not have grudged her the last word, had she properly needed it. Its utter superfluity—the perfection of her victory without it—was what galled him. Yes, she had outflanked him, taken him unawares, and he had fired not one shot. Esprit de l’escalier—it was as he went upstairs that he saw how he might yet have snatched from her, if not the victory, the palm. Of course he ought to have laughed aloud—“Capital, capital! You really do deserve to fool me. But ah, yours is a love that can’t be dissembled. Never was man by maiden loved more ardently than I by you, my poor girl, at this moment.”

He wouldn’t have minded her having the last word if she actually needed it. It was the complete unnecessary nature of it—the perfectness of her victory without it—that irritated him. Sure, she had outsmarted him, caught him off guard, and he hadn’t even put up a fight. The cleverness of hindsight struck him as he went upstairs, realizing how he could have taken something from her, if not the win, at least the credit. He should have burst out laughing—“Brilliant, just brilliant! You really managed to trick me. But ah, your love is one that can’t be hidden. Never has a man been loved more passionately by a woman than I am by you, my poor girl, at this moment.”

And stay!—what if she really HAD been but pretending to have killed her love? He paused on the threshold of his room. The sudden doubt made his lost chance the more sickening. Yet was the doubt dear to him ... What likelier, after all, than that she had been pretending? She had already twitted him with his lack of intuition. He had not seen that she loved him when she certainly did love him. He had needed the pearls’ demonstration of that.—The pearls! THEY would betray her. He darted to the fender, and one of them he espied there instantly—white? A rather flushed white, certainly. For the other he had to peer down. There it lay, not very distinct on the hearth’s black-leading.

And wait!—what if she really HAD just been pretending to have killed her love? He paused at the doorway of his room. The sudden doubt made his lost chance feel even worse. Yet, did he find the doubt comforting... What was more likely, after all, than that she had been faking? She had already teased him about his lack of insight. He hadn’t noticed that she loved him when she definitely did love him. He had needed the pearls to prove it.—The pearls! THEY would expose her. He rushed to the fireplace, and he spotted one of them right away—white? A slightly flushed white, for sure. For the other, he had to look closer. It lay there, not very clear against the dark soot of the hearth.

He turned away. He blamed himself for not dismissing from his mind the hussy he had dismissed from his room. Oh for an ounce of civet and a few poppies! The water-jug stood as a reminder of the hateful visit and of... He took it hastily away into his bedroom. There he washed his hands. The fact that he had touched Zuleika gave to this ablution a symbolism that made it the more refreshing.

He turned away. He blamed himself for not getting the woman he had sent out of his room out of his mind. Oh, for a little civet and some poppies! The water jug reminded him of the unpleasant visit and of... He quickly took it into his bedroom. There, he washed his hands. The fact that he had touched Zuleika made this cleansing feel even more refreshing.

Civet, poppies? Was there not, at his call, a sweeter perfume, a stronger anodyne? He rang the bell, almost caressingly.

Civet, poppies? Wasn't there, at his call, a nicer scent, a stronger painkiller? He rang the bell, almost gently.

His heart beat at sound of the clinking and rattling of the tray borne up the stairs. She was coming, the girl who loved him, the girl whose heart would be broken when he died. Yet, when the tray appeared in the doorway, and she behind it, the tray took precedence of her in his soul not less than in his sight. Twice, after an arduous morning, had his luncheon been postponed, and the coming of it now made intolerable the pangs of his hunger.

His heart raced at the sound of the clinking and rattling of the tray being carried up the stairs. She was coming, the girl who loved him, the girl whose heart would break when he died. Yet, when the tray showed up in the doorway, with her behind it, the tray mattered more to him than she did, both in his soul and in his sight. Twice, after a difficult morning, his lunch had been delayed, and now the arrival of it made his hunger feel unbearable.

Also, while the girl laid the table-cloth, it occurred to him how flimsy, after all, was the evidence that she loved him. Suppose she did nothing of the kind! At the Junta, he had foreseen no difficulty in asking her. Now he found himself a prey to embarrassment. He wondered why. He had not failed in flow of gracious words to Nellie O’Mora. Well, a miniature by Hoppner was one thing, a landlady’s live daughter was another. At any rate, he must prime himself with food. He wished Mrs. Batch had sent up something more calorific than cold salmon. He asked her daughter what was to follow.

Also, while the girl was setting the table, it struck him how weak the proof was that she loved him. What if she didn’t love him at all? At the Junta, he hadn't thought it would be hard to ask her. Now he was caught up in embarrassment. He wondered why. He hadn’t struggled to find the right words for Nellie O’Mora. Well, a portrait by Hoppner was one thing, but a landlady’s living daughter was another. Either way, he needed to fuel himself. He wished Mrs. Batch had sent up something more satisfying than cold salmon. He asked her daughter what was coming next.

“There’s a pigeon-pie, your Grace.”

“Here’s a pigeon pie, Your Grace.”

“Cold? Then please ask your mother to heat it in the oven—quickly. Anything after that?”

“Cold? Then please ask your mom to heat it in the oven—quickly. Anything else?”

“A custard pudding, your Grace.”

"A custard pudding, Your Grace."

“Cold? Let this, too, be heated. And bring up a bottle of champagne, please; and—and a bottle of port.”

“Cold? Let’s heat this up, too. And could you bring up a bottle of champagne, please? And—also a bottle of port.”

His was a head that had always hitherto defied the grape. But he thought that to-day, by all he had gone through, by all the shocks he had suffered, and the strains he had steeled himself to bear, as well as by the actual malady that gripped him, he might perchance have been sapped enough to experience by reaction that cordial glow of which he had now and again seen symptoms in his fellows.

His was a head that had always resisted alcohol. But he thought that today, after everything he had been through, all the shocks he had faced, and the pressures he had toughened himself to endure, along with the illness that was holding him, he might just be vulnerable enough to feel that warm buzz he had occasionally seen in others.

Nor was he altogether disappointed of this hope. As the meal progressed, and the last of the champagne sparkled in his glass, certain things said to him by Zuleika—certain implied criticisms that had rankled, yes—lost their power to discommode him. He was able to smile at the impertinences of an angry woman, the tantrums of a tenth-rate conjurer told to go away. He felt he had perhaps acted harshly. With all her faults, she had adored him. Yes, he had been arbitrary. There seemed to be a strain of brutality in his nature. Poor Zuleika! He was glad for her that she had contrived to master her infatuation... Enough for him that he was loved by this exquisite meek girl who had served him at the feast. Anon, when he summoned her to clear the things away, he would bid her tell him the tale of her lowly passion. He poured a second glass of port, sipped it, quaffed it, poured a third. The grey gloom of the weather did but, as he eyed the bottle, heighten his sense of the rich sunshine so long ago imprisoned by the vintner and now released to make glad his soul. Even so to be released was the love pent for him in the heart of this sweet girl. Would that he loved her in return!... Why not?

Nor was he completely let down by this hope. As the meal continued, and the last of the champagne sparkled in his glass, certain things Zuleika had said to him—certain implied criticisms that had stung, yes—lost their power to bother him. He could smile at the rudeness of an upset woman, the tantrums of a no-name magician told to leave. He felt he might have acted harshly. With all her flaws, she had loved him. Yes, he had been unreasonable. There seemed to be a streak of cruelty in him. Poor Zuleika! He was glad for her that she had managed to overcome her obsession... It was enough for him that this lovely, gentle girl who had served him at the feast loved him. Soon, when he called her to clear away the dishes, he would ask her to tell him the story of her humble passion. He poured a second glass of port, took a sip, drank it down, then poured a third. The grey gloom of the weather only made him appreciate the rich sunshine that had been trapped by the winemaker and was now set free to brighten his soul. Even so, to be released was the love held back for him in the heart of this sweet girl. If only he loved her back!... Why not?

                            “The arrogant one,
                    Keep Briseis of snowy beauty
                          Moved Achilles.”

Nor were it gracious to invite an avowal of love and offer none in return. Yet, yet, expansive though his mood was, he could not pretend to himself that he was about to feel in this girl’s presence anything but gratitude. He might pretend to her? Deception were a very poor return indeed for all her kindness. Besides, it might turn her head. Some small token of his gratitude—some trinket by which to remember him—was all that he could allow himself to offer... What trinket? Would she like to have one of his scarf-pins? Studs? Still more abs—Ah! he had it, he literally and most providentially had it, there, in the fender: a pair of ear-rings!

Nor would it be nice to ask for a confession of love and not give one back. Yet, even though he was feeling generous, he couldn't fool himself into believing he would feel anything but gratitude around this girl. He could put on a show for her, but that would be a pretty lame way to repay all her kindness. Besides, it might go to her head. A small token of his thanks—some little keepsake to remember him by—is all he could bring himself to offer... What keepsake? Would she want one of his scarf pins? Studs? Even more bold—Ah! he had it, he truly and wonderfully had it, right there in the fender: a pair of earrings!

He plucked the pink pearl and the black from where they lay, and rang the bell.

He picked up the pink pearl and the black one from where they were lying and rang the bell.

His sense of dramatic propriety needed that the girl should, before he addressed her, perform her task of clearing the table. If she had it to perform after telling her love, and after receiving his gift and his farewell, the bathos would be distressing for them both.

His sense of dramatic propriety required that the girl should clear the table before he spoke to her. If she had to do it after confessing her love and receiving his gift and farewell, it would be emotionally overwhelming for both of them.

But, while he watched her at her task, he did wish she would be a little quicker. For the glow in him seemed to be cooling momently. He wished he had had more than three glasses from the crusted bottle which she was putting away into the chiffonier. Down, doubt! Down, sense of disparity! The moment was at hand. Would he let it slip? Now she was folding up the table-cloth, now she was going.

But as he watched her work, he really wished she would go a bit faster. The warmth he felt inside was fading little by little. He wished he had poured himself more than three glasses from the dusty bottle she was putting away in the cabinet. Down with the doubts! Down with the feelings of inadequacy! The moment was near. Would he let it pass? Now she was folding the tablecloth, now she was getting ready to leave.

“Stay!” he uttered. “I have something to say to you.” The girl turned to him.

“Wait!” he said. “I need to tell you something.” The girl looked at him.

He forced his eyes to meet hers. “I understand,” he said in a constrained voice, “that you regard me with sentiments of something more than esteem.—Is this so?”

He forced himself to make eye contact with her. “I get it,” he said in a tight voice, “that you feel something more than just respect for me.—Is that right?”

The girl had stepped quickly back, and her face was scarlet.

The girl had quickly stepped back, and her face was bright red.

“Nay,” he said, having to go through with it now, “there is no cause for embarrassment. And I am sure you will acquit me of wanton curiosity. Is it a fact that you—love me?”

“Nah,” he said, having to follow through with it now, “there’s no reason to feel embarrassed. And I’m sure you’ll agree I’m not being overly curious. Is it true that you—love me?”

She tried to speak, could not. But she nodded her head.

She tried to speak but couldn't. Instead, she nodded her head.

The Duke, much relieved, came nearer to her.

The Duke, feeling much more at ease, moved closer to her.

“What is your name?” he asked gently.

“What’s your name?” he asked gently.

“Katie,” she was able to gasp.

"Katie," she gasped.

“Well, Katie, how long have you loved me?”

“Well, Katie, how long have you been in love with me?”

“Ever since,” she faltered, “ever since you came to engage the rooms.”

“Ever since,” she hesitated, “ever since you came to book the rooms.”

“You are not, of course, given to idolising any tenant of your mother’s?”

“You’re not, of course, the type to idolize any of your mom’s tenants, right?”

“No.”

“No.”

“May I boast myself the first possessor of your heart?”

“Can I be the first to claim your heart?”

“Yes.” She had become very pale now, and was trembling painfully.

“Yes.” She had turned very pale now and was trembling intensely.

“And may I assume that your love for me has been entirely disinterested?... You do not catch my meaning? I will put my question in another way. In loving me, you never supposed me likely to return your love?”

“And can I assume that your love for me has been completely selfless?... You don’t understand what I mean? Let me rephrase my question. In loving me, you never thought I might love you back?”

The girl looked up at him quickly, but at once her eyelids fluttered down again.

The girl glanced up at him briefly, but her eyelids quickly dropped again.

“Come, come!” said the Duke. “My question is a plain one. Did you ever for an instant suppose, Katie, that I might come to love you?”

“Come on!” said the Duke. “My question is simple. Did you ever think, Katie, that I might actually love you?”

“No,” she said in a whisper; “I never dared to hope that.”

“No,” she whispered; “I never dared to hope for that.”

“Precisely,” said he. “You never imagined that you had anything to gain by your affection. You were not contriving a trap for me. You were upheld by no hope of becoming a young Duchess, with more frocks than you could wear and more dross than you could scatter. I am glad. I am touched. You are the first woman that has loved me in that way. Or rather,” he muttered, “the first but one. And she... Answer me,” he said, standing over the girl, and speaking with a great intensity. “If I were to tell you that I loved you, would you cease to love me?”

“Exactly,” he said. “You never thought you had anything to gain from your feelings. You weren't setting a trap for me. You had no hope of becoming a young Duchess, with more dresses than you could wear and more money than you could spend. I'm glad. I'm moved. You’re the first woman who has loved me like that. Or rather,” he muttered, “the first one but her. And she... Answer me,” he said, standing over the girl and speaking with great intensity. “If I told you that I loved you, would you stop loving me?”

“Oh your Grace!” cried the girl. “Why no! I never dared—”

“Oh, your Grace!” the girl exclaimed. “No way! I never had the courage—”

“Enough!” he said. “The catechism is ended. I have something which I should like to give you. Are your ears pierced?”

"That's enough!" he said. "The lesson is over. I have something I'd like to give you. Do you have your ears pierced?"

“Yes, your Grace.”

“Sure, Your Grace.”

“Then, Katie, honour me by accepting this present.” So saying, he placed in the girl’s hand the black pearl and the pink. The sight of them banished for a moment all other emotions in their recipient. She forgot herself. “Lor!” she said.

“Then, Katie, do me the honor of accepting this gift.” With that, he put the black pearl and the pink one in the girl's hand. The sight of them made her forget everything else for a moment. She lost herself in the moment. “Wow!” she said.

“I hope you will wear them always for my sake,” said the Duke.

“I hope you'll always wear them for my sake,” said the Duke.

She had expressed herself in the monosyllable. No words came to her lips, but to her eyes many tears, through which the pearls were visible. They whirled in her bewildered brain as a token that she was loved—loved by HIM, though but yesterday he had loved another. It was all so sudden, so beautiful. You might have knocked her down (she says so to this day) with a feather. Seeing her agitation, the Duke pointed to a chair, bade her be seated.

She had spoken in just one word. No other words came to her, but her eyes filled with tears, revealing the pearls. They swirled in her confused mind as a sign that she was loved—loved by HIM, even though just yesterday he had loved someone else. It all happened so suddenly, so beautifully. You could have knocked her down with a feather (she says that to this day). Noticing her distress, the Duke gestured to a chair and urged her to sit down.

Her mind was cleared by the new posture. Suspicion crept into it, followed by alarm. She looked at the ear-rings, then up at the Duke.

Her mind felt clearer with the new position. Doubts started to creep in, followed by a sense of urgency. She glanced at the earrings, then up at the Duke.

“No,” said he, misinterpreting the question in her eyes, “they are real pearls.”

“No,” he said, misreading the question in her eyes, “they’re real pearls.”

“It isn’t that,” she quavered, “it is—it is—”

“It’s not that,” she trembled, “it’s—it’s—”

“That they were given to me by Miss Dobson?”

“That Miss Dobson gave them to me?”

“Oh, they were, were they? Then”—Katie rose, throwing the pearls on the floor—“I’ll have nothing to do with them. I hate her.”

“Oh, they were, were they? Then”—Katie stood up, tossing the pearls onto the floor—“I want nothing to do with them. I hate her.”

“So do I,” said the Duke, in a burst of confidence. “No, I don’t,” he added hastily. “Please forget that I said that.”

“Me too,” the Duke said, feeling bold for a moment. “Actually, no, I don’t,” he quickly corrected himself. “Forget I said that.”

It occurred to Katie that Miss Dobson would be ill-pleased that the pearls should pass to her. She picked them up.

It struck Katie that Miss Dobson wouldn't be happy that the pearls were going to her. She picked them up.

“Only—only—” again her doubts beset her and she looked from the pearls to the Duke.

“Only—only—” her doubts overwhelmed her again as she glanced from the pearls to the Duke.

“Speak on,” he said.

"Go ahead," he said.

“Oh you aren’t playing with me, are you? You don’t mean me harm, do you? I have been well brought up. I have been warned against things. And it seems so strange, what you have said to me. You are a Duke, and I—I am only—”

“Oh, you’re not joking with me, are you? You don’t intend to hurt me, do you? I’ve been raised properly. I’ve been cautioned about certain things. And what you’ve said to me feels so odd. You’re a Duke, and I—I’m just—”

“It is the privilege of nobility to condescend.”

“It is the privilege of nobility to lower themselves.”

“Yes, yes,” she cried. “I see. Oh I was wicked to doubt you. And love levels all, doesn’t it? love and the Board school. Our stations are far apart, but I’ve been educated far above mine. I’ve learnt more than most real ladies have. I passed the Seventh Standard when I was only just fourteen. I was considered one of the sharpest girls in the school. And I’ve gone on learning since then,” she continued eagerly. “I utilise all my spare moments. I’ve read twenty-seven of the Hundred Best Books. I collect ferns. I play the piano, whenever...” She broke off, for she remembered that her music was always interrupted by the ringing of the Duke’s bell and a polite request that it should cease.

“Yes, yes,” she exclaimed. “I see. Oh, I was wrong to doubt you. And love makes everything equal, right? Love and the Board school. Our social classes are very different, but I've been educated far beyond my background. I've learned more than most real ladies have. I passed the Seventh Standard when I was just fourteen. I was considered one of the brightest girls in the school. And I've kept on learning since then,” she added eagerly. “I make the most of all my free time. I've read twenty-seven of the Hundred Best Books. I collect ferns. I play the piano whenever...” She stopped short, remembering that her music was always interrupted by the Duke’s bell and a polite request for it to stop.

“I am glad to hear of these accomplishments. They do you great credit, I am sure. But—well, I do not quite see why you enumerate them just now.”

“I’m happy to hear about these achievements. They really reflect well on you, I’m sure. But—well, I don’t quite understand why you’re mentioning them right now.”

“It isn’t that I am vain,” she pleaded. “I only mentioned them because ... oh, don’t you see? If I’m not ignorant, I shan’t disgrace you. People won’t be so able to say you’ve been and thrown yourself away.”

“It’s not that I'm vain,” she pleaded. “I only brought them up because ... oh, don’t you get it? If I’m not clueless, I won’t embarrass you. People won’t be able to say you’ve wasted yourself on me.”

“Thrown myself away? What do you mean?”

“Thrown myself away? What do you mean?”

“Oh, they’ll make all sorts of objections, I know. They’ll all be against me, and—”

“Oh, they’ll raise all kinds of objections, I know. They’ll all be against me, and—”

“For heaven’s sake, explain yourself.”

"Please, explain yourself."

“Your aunt, she looked a very proud lady—very high and hard. I thought so when she came here last term. But you’re of age. You’re your own master. Oh, I trust you; you’ll stand by me. If you love me really you won’t listen to them.”

“Your aunt seemed like a really proud woman—very imposing and tough. I felt that way when she visited last term. But you're an adult now. You’re in charge of your own life. Oh, I believe in you; you’ll support me. If you truly love me, you won’t pay attention to them.”

“Love you? I? Are you mad?”

“Love you? Me? Are you crazy?”

Each stared at the other, utterly bewildered.

Each stared at the other, completely confused.

The girl was the first to break the silence. Her voice came in a whisper. “You’ve not been playing a joke on me? You meant what you said, didn’t you?”

The girl was the first to break the silence. Her voice came out as a whisper. “You weren't just messing with me, right? You really meant what you said, didn’t you?”

“What have I said?”

"What did I say?"

“You said you loved me.”

"You said you loved me."

“You must be dreaming.”

"You must be dreaming."

“I’m not. Here are the ear-rings you gave me.” She pinched them as material proof. “You said you loved me just before you gave me them. You know you did. And if I thought you’d been laughing at me all the time—I’d—I’d”—a sob choked her voice—“I’d throw them in your face!”

“I’m not. Here are the earrings you gave me.” She held them up as proof. “You said you loved me right before you gave them to me. You know you did. And if I thought you’d been making fun of me this whole time—I'd—I’d”—a sob caught in her throat—“I’d throw them in your face!”

“You must not speak to me in that manner,” said the Duke coldly. “And let me warn you that this attempt to trap me and intimidate me—”

“You can't talk to me like that,” the Duke said coldly. “And let me warn you that this attempt to trap me and scare me—”

The girl had flung the ear-rings at his face. She had missed her mark. But this did not extenuate the outrageous gesture. He pointed to the door. “Go!” he said.

The girl had thrown the earrings at his face. She had missed her target. But this didn't make her outrageous act any less unacceptable. He pointed to the door. “Leave!” he said.

“Don’t try that on!” she laughed. “I shan’t go—not unless you drag me out. And if you do that, I’ll raise the house. I’ll have in the neighbours. I’ll tell them all what you’ve done, and—” But defiance melted in the hot shame of humiliation. “Oh, you coward!” she gasped. “You coward!” She caught her apron to her face and, swaying against the wall, sobbed piteously.

“Don’t even think about it!” she laughed. “I’m not going anywhere—not unless you force me out. And if you do that, I’ll make a scene. I’ll get the neighbors involved. I’ll tell them everything you’ve done, and—” But her defiance faded in the heat of humiliation. “Oh, you coward!” she gasped. “You coward!” She brought her apron to her face and, leaning against the wall, sobbed sadly.

Unaccustomed to love-affairs, the Duke could not sail lightly over a flood of woman’s tears. He was filled with pity for the poor quivering figure against the wall. How should he soothe her? Mechanically he picked up the two pearls from the carpet, and crossed to her side. He touched her on the shoulder. She shuddered away from him.

Unused to romantic relationships, the Duke couldn’t easily brush aside a wave of a woman’s tears. He felt pity for the poor trembling figure against the wall. How could he comfort her? Automatically, he picked up the two pearls from the carpet and walked over to her side. He touched her on the shoulder. She flinched away from him.

“Don’t,” he said gently. “Don’t cry. I can’t bear it. I have been stupid and thoughtless. What did you say your name was? ‘Katie,’ to be sure. Well, Katie, I want to beg your pardon. I expressed myself badly. I was unhappy and lonely, and I saw in you a means of comfort. I snatched at you, Katie, as at a straw. And then, I suppose, I must have said something which made you think I loved you. I almost wish I did. I don’t wonder you threw the ear-rings at me. I—I almost wish they had hit me... You see, I have quite forgiven you. Now do you forgive me. You will not refuse now to wear the ear-rings. I gave them to you as a keepsake. Wear them always in memory of me. For you will never see me again.”

“Please don’t,” he said softly. “Don’t cry. I can’t stand it. I’ve been foolish and inconsiderate. What did you say your name was? ‘Katie,’ of course. Well, Katie, I want to apologize. I didn’t express myself well. I was unhappy and lonely, and I saw in you a source of comfort. I grabbed onto you, Katie, like a lifeline. And then, I guess I must have said something that made you think I loved you. I almost wish I did. I understand why you threw the earrings at me. I—I almost wish they had hit me... You see, I’ve completely forgiven you. Now will you forgive me? You won't refuse to wear the earrings now, will you? I gave them to you as a keepsake. Wear them always to remember me. Because you will never see me again.”

The girl had ceased from crying, and her anger had spent itself in sobs. She was gazing at him woebegone but composed.

The girl had stopped crying, and her anger had faded into sobs. She was looking at him, sad but calm.

“Where are you going?”

"Where are you headed?"

“You must not ask that,” said he. “Enough that my wings are spread.”

“You shouldn't ask that,” he said. “It's enough that my wings are spread.”

“Are you going because of ME?”

“Are you going because of me?”

“Not in the least. Indeed, your devotion is one of the things which make bitter my departure. And yet—I am glad you love me.”

“Not at all. Honestly, your devotion is one of the things that makes my departure so hard. And yet—I’m glad you love me.”

“Don’t go,” she faltered. He came nearer to her, and this time she did not shrink from him. “Don’t you find the rooms comfortable?” she asked, gazing up at him. “Have you ever had any complaint to make about the attendance?”

“Don’t go,” she hesitated. He moved closer to her, and this time she didn’t pull away. “Don’t you think the rooms are comfortable?” she asked, looking up at him. “Have you ever had any issues with the service?”

“No,” said the Duke, “the attendance has always been quite satisfactory. I have never felt that so keenly as I do to-day.”

“No,” said the Duke, “the attendance has always been pretty good. I've never felt that as strongly as I do today.”

“Then why are you leaving? Why are you breaking my heart?”

“Then why are you leaving? Why are you hurting me?”

“Suffice it that I cannot do otherwise. Henceforth you will see me no more. But I doubt not that in the cultivation of my memory you will find some sort of lugubrious satisfaction. See! here are the ear-rings. If you like, I will put them in with my own hands.”

“It's enough to say that I can't do anything else. From now on, you won't see me anymore. But I’m sure that keeping my memory alive will give you some kind of sad satisfaction. Look! Here are the earrings. If you want, I can put them in myself.”

She held up her face side-ways. Into the lobe of her left ear he insinuated the hook of the black pearl. On the cheek upturned to him there were still traces of tears; the eyelashes were still spangled. For all her blondness, they were quite dark, these glistening eyelashes. He had an impulse, which he put from him. “Now the other ear,” he said. The girl turned her head. Soon the pink pearl was in its place. Yet the girl did not move. She seemed to be waiting. Nor did the Duke himself seem to be quite satisfied. He let his fingers dally with the pearl. Anon, with a sigh, he withdrew them. The girl looked up. Their eyes met. He looked away from her. He turned away from her. “You may kiss my hand,” he murmured, extending it towards her. After a pause, the warm pressure of her lips was laid on it. He sighed, but did not look round. Another pause, a longer pause, and then the clatter and clink of the outgoing tray.

She turned her face to the side. He gently placed the hook of the black pearl into the lobe of her left ear. There were still traces of tears on her upturned cheek; her eyelashes were still sparkling. Despite her blonde hair, her glistening eyelashes were quite dark. He felt an impulse but pushed it away. “Now the other ear,” he said. The girl turned her head. Soon the pink pearl was in place. Still, she didn't move. She seemed to be waiting. The Duke didn't look completely satisfied either. He played with the pearl for a moment before withdrawing his fingers with a sigh. The girl looked up, and their eyes met. He glanced away from her and turned his back. “You may kiss my hand,” he murmured, extending it toward her. After a pause, she pressed her warm lips against it. He sighed without turning back. There was another pause, this one longer, followed by the sound of the outgoing tray clattering and clinking.





XVIII

Her actual offspring does not suffice a very motherly woman. Such a woman was Mrs. Batch. Had she been blest with a dozen children, she must yet have regarded herself as also a mother to whatever two young gentlemen were lodging under her roof. Childless but for Katie and Clarence, she had for her successive pairs of tenants a truly vast fund of maternal feeling to draw on. Nor were the drafts made in secret. To every gentleman, from the outset, she proclaimed the relation in which she would stand to him. Moreover, always she needed a strong filial sense in return: this was only fair.

Her actual kids weren’t enough for a very nurturing woman. Mrs. Batch was that kind of woman. Even if she had been blessed with a dozen children, she would still have considered herself a mother to whatever two young gentlemen were staying under her roof. Childless except for Katie and Clarence, she had an enormous amount of maternal love to offer her successive tenants. And she didn’t hide it. From the very beginning, she made it clear what kind of relationship she expected with each gentleman. Plus, she always wanted a strong sense of respect in return; it was only fair.

Because the Duke was an orphan, even more than because he was a Duke, her heart had with a special rush gone out to him when he and Mr. Noaks became her tenants. But, perhaps because he had never known a mother, he was evidently quite incapable of conceiving either Mrs. Batch as his mother or himself as her son. Indeed, there was that in his manner, in his look, which made her falter, for once, in exposition of her theory—made her postpone the matter to some more favourable time. That time never came, somehow. Still, her solicitude for him, her pride in him, her sense that he was a great credit to her, rather waxed than waned. He was more to her (such are the vagaries of the maternal instinct) than Katie or Mr. Noaks: he was as much as Clarence.

Because the Duke was an orphan, even more than because he was a Duke, her heart really went out to him when he and Mr. Noaks became her tenants. But maybe because he had never known a mother, he seemed completely unable to see Mrs. Batch as his mother or himself as her son. In fact, there was something in his manner and expression that made her hesitate, for once, in explaining her theory—made her put off the conversation to a better time. That time never came, for some reason. Still, her concern for him, her pride in him, her sense that he was a great reflection of her, only grew stronger. He meant more to her (such are the quirks of the maternal instinct) than Katie or Mr. Noaks: he was as important as Clarence.

It was, therefore, a deeply agitated woman who now came heaving up into the Duke’s presence. His Grace was “giving notice”? She was sure she begged his pardon for coming up so sudden. But the news was that sudden. Hadn’t her girl made a mistake, maybe? Girls were so vague-like nowadays. She was sure it was most kind of him to give those handsome ear-rings. But the thought of him going off so unexpected—middle of term, too—with never a why or a but! Well!

It was, therefore, a very upset woman who now came rushing into the Duke’s presence. Was His Grace “giving notice”? She hoped he’d forgive her for coming in so abruptly. But the news was that surprising. Hadn’t her daughter made a mistake, maybe? Girls were so unclear these days. She thought it was really nice of him to give those beautiful earrings. But the idea of him leaving so unexpectedly—right in the middle of term, too—with no explanation at all! Well!

In some such welter of homely phrase (how foreign to these classic pages!) did Mrs. Batch utter her pain. The Duke answered her tersely but kindly. He apologised for going so abruptly, and said he would be very happy to write for her future use a testimonial to the excellence of her rooms and of her cooking; and with it he would give her a cheque not only for the full term’s rent, and for his board since the beginning of term, but also for such board as he would have been likely to have in the term’s remainder. He asked her to present her accounts forthwith.

In the midst of such ordinary words (so different from these classic writings!), Mrs. Batch expressed her pain. The Duke responded to her briefly but kindly. He apologized for leaving so suddenly and said he would be happy to write her a recommendation praising the quality of her rooms and her cooking; along with that, he would give her a check not just for the full term's rent and for his meals since the start of the term, but also for the meals he would have needed for the rest of the term. He asked her to submit her accounts immediately.

He occupied the few minutes of her absence by writing the testimonial. It had shaped itself in his mind as a short ode in Doric Greek. But, for the benefit of Mrs. Batch, he chose to do a rough equivalent in English.

He used the few minutes of her absence to write the testimonial. It had formed in his mind as a short poem in Doric Greek. But, for Mrs. Batch's sake, he decided to do a rough version in English.

     TO AN UNDERGRADUATE NEEDING
     ROOMS IN OXFORD

     (A Sonnet in Oxfordshire Dialect)

     Listen here, if you want to stay in the University,
     Man, you won’t find any food or accommodation 
          that compares 
     To what you’ll definitely find at Mrs. 
          Batch’s...

I do not quote the poem in extenso, because, frankly, I think it was one of his least happily-inspired works. His was not a Muse that could with a good grace doff the grand manner. Also, his command of the Oxfordshire dialect seems to me based less on study than on conjecture. In fact, I do not place the poem higher than among the curiosities of literature. It has extrinsic value, however, as illustrating the Duke’s thoughtfulness for others in the last hours of his life. And to Mrs. Batch the MS., framed and glazed in her hall, is an asset beyond price (witness her recent refusal of Mr. Pierpont Morgan’s sensational bid for it).

I won’t quote the poem in full because, honestly, I think it’s one of his least inspired works. His Muse wasn’t one to elegantly let go of the grand style. Also, his grasp of the Oxfordshire dialect seems more based on guesswork than actual study. In fact, I don’t value the poem much beyond being a curiosity in literature. However, it does have some value in showing the Duke's thoughtfulness for others during his final hours. For Mrs. Batch, the framed and glazed manuscript in her hallway is invaluable (just look at her recent refusal of Mr. Pierpont Morgan’s outrageous offer for it).

This MS. she received together with the Duke’s cheque. The presentation was made some twenty minutes after she had laid her accounts before him.

This manuscript was sent to her along with the Duke's check. The presentation happened about twenty minutes after she had presented her accounts to him.

Lavish in giving large sums of his own accord, he was apt to be circumspect in the matter of small payments. Such is ever the way of opulent men. Nor do I see that we have a right to sneer at them for it. We cannot deny that their existence is a temptation to us. It is in our fallen nature to want to get something out of them; and, as we think in small sums (heaven knows), it is of small sums that they are careful. Absurd to suppose they really care about halfpence. It must, therefore, be about us that they care; and we ought to be grateful to them for the pains they are at to keep us guiltless. I do not suggest that Mrs. Batch had at any point overcharged the Duke; but how was he to know that she had not done so, except by checking the items, as was his wont? The reductions that he made, here and there, did not in all amount to three-and-sixpence. I do not say they were just. But I do say that his motive for making them, and his satisfaction at having made them, were rather beautiful than otherwise.

Generous with large amounts of money when he felt like it, he tended to be careful about smaller payments. That's how wealthy people typically are. I don’t think we have the right to judge them for this. We can’t deny that their presence is tempting to us. It's in our nature to want to get something from them, and since we usually think in small amounts, they are cautious with those small sums. It’s ridiculous to think they genuinely care about pennies. So, it must be us they are concerned about, and we should appreciate the effort they make to keep us innocent. I’m not suggesting that Mrs. Batch ever overcharged the Duke, but how could he be sure she didn’t without checking the bills, which was his habit? The cuts he made here and there didn’t total more than three-and-sixpence. I’m not saying they were justified. But I do believe that his reasons for making them and his happiness in doing so were rather admirable.

Having struck an average of Mrs. Batch’s weekly charges, and a similar average of his own reductions, he had a basis on which to reckon his board for the rest of the term. This amount he added to Mrs. Batch’s amended total, plus the full term’s rent, and accordingly drew a cheque on the local bank where he had an account. Mrs. Batch said she would bring up a stamped receipt directly; but this the Duke waived, saying that the cashed cheque itself would be a sufficient receipt. Accordingly, he reduced by one penny the amount written on the cheque. Remembering to initial the correction, he remembered also, with a melancholy smile, that to-morrow the cheque would not be negotiable. Handing it, and the sonnet, to Mrs. Batch, he bade her cash it before the bank closed. “And,” he said, with a glance at his watch, “you have no time to lose. It is a quarter to four.” Only two hours and a quarter before the final races! How quickly the sands were running out!

Having calculated an average of Mrs. Batch’s weekly charges, along with a similar average of his own discounts, he had a basis to figure out his board for the rest of the term. He added this amount to Mrs. Batch’s adjusted total, plus the full term’s rent, and then wrote a check from his local bank account. Mrs. Batch said she would bring up a stamped receipt right away; however, the Duke declined, stating that the cashed check itself would suffice as a receipt. Consequently, he reduced the amount on the check by one penny. Remembering to initial the correction, he also recalled, with a sad smile, that tomorrow the check wouldn’t be negotiable. He handed it, along with the sonnet, to Mrs. Batch and asked her to cash it before the bank closed. “And,” he said, glancing at his watch, “you have no time to lose. It’s a quarter to four.” Only two hours and fifteen minutes before the final races! How quickly time was slipping away!

Mrs. Batch paused on the threshold, wanted to know if she could “help with the packing.” The Duke replied that he was taking nothing with him: his various things would be sent for, packed, and removed, within a few days. No, he did not want her to order a cab. He was going to walk. And “Good-bye, Mrs. Batch,” he said. “For legal reasons with which I won’t burden you, you really must cash that cheque at once.”

Mrs. Batch paused at the door, asking if she could “help with the packing.” The Duke replied that he wasn’t taking anything with him: his belongings would be picked up, packed, and removed in a few days. No, he didn’t want her to call a cab. He was going to walk. And “Goodbye, Mrs. Batch,” he said. “For legal reasons that I won’t trouble you with, you really need to cash that check right away.”

He sat down in solitude; and there crept over him a mood of deep depression... Almost two hours and a quarter before the final races! What on earth should he do in the meantime? He seemed to have done all that there was for him to do. His executors would do the rest. He had no farewell-letters to write. He had no friends with whom he was on terms of valediction. There was nothing at all for him to do. He stared blankly out of the window, at the greyness and blackness of the sky. What a day! What a climate! Why did any sane person live in England? He felt positively suicidal.

He sat down alone, and a wave of deep depression washed over him... Almost two hours and fifteen minutes before the final races! What on earth was he supposed to do in the meantime? He felt like he had already done everything he needed to do. His executors would handle the rest. He didn’t have any farewell letters to write. He had no friends to say goodbye to. There was nothing left for him to do. He stared blankly out the window at the gray and dark sky. What a day! What a terrible climate! Why would anyone sane live in England? He felt completely suicidal.

His dully vagrant eye lighted on the bottle of Cold Mixture. He ought to have dosed himself a full hour ago. Well, he didn’t care.

His tired, wandering eye settled on the bottle of Cold Mixture. He should have taken his dose an hour ago. But he didn’t care.

Had Zuleika noticed the bottle? he idly wondered. Probably not. She would have made some sprightly reference to it before she went.

Had Zuleika noticed the bottle? he thought casually. Probably not. She would have made some lively comment about it before she left.

Since there was nothing to do but sit and think, he wished he could recapture that mood in which at luncheon he had been able to see Zuleika as an object for pity. Never, till to-day, had he seen things otherwise than they were. Nor had he ever needed to. Never, till last night, had there been in his life anything he needed to forget. That woman! As if it really mattered what she thought of him. He despised himself for wishing to forget she despised him. But the wish was the measure of the need. He eyed the chiffonier. Should he again solicit the grape?

Since there was nothing to do but sit and think, he wished he could get back to that moment during lunch when he had seen Zuleika as someone to pity. Until today, he had never viewed things any differently than they were. And he had never needed to. Until last night, there had been nothing in his life that he needed to forget. That woman! As if it really mattered what she thought of him. He loathed himself for wanting to forget that she looked down on him. But that desire showed how much he needed to. He glanced at the dresser. Should he ask for the wine again?

Reluctantly he uncorked the crusted bottle, and filled a glass. Was he come to this? He sighed and sipped, quaffed and sighed. The spell of the old stored sunshine seemed not to work, this time. He could not cease from plucking at the net of ignominies in which his soul lay enmeshed. Would that he had died yesterday, escaping how much!

Reluctantly, he uncorked the dusty bottle and poured a glass. Had he really come to this? He sighed and took a sip, drank deeply, and sighed again. The magic of the old sunshine stored in the bottle didn’t seem to have an effect this time. He couldn’t stop picking at the web of shame that trapped his soul. If only he had died yesterday, how much he could have escaped!

Not for an instant did he flinch from the mere fact of dying to-day. Since he was not immortal, as he had supposed, it were as well he should die now as fifty years hence. Better, indeed. To die “untimely,” as men called it, was the timeliest of all deaths for one who had carved his youth to greatness. What perfection could he, Dorset, achieve beyond what was already his? Future years could but stale, if not actually mar, that perfection. Yes, it was lucky to perish leaving much to the imagination of posterity. Dear posterity was of a sentimental, not a realistic, habit. She always imagined the dead young hero prancing gloriously up to the Psalmist’s limit a young hero still; and it was the sense of her vast loss that kept his memory green. Byron!—he would be all forgotten to-day if he had lived to be a florid old gentleman with iron-grey whiskers, writing very long, very able letters to “The Times” about the Repeal of the Corn Laws. Yes, Byron would have been that. It was indicated in him. He would have been an old gentleman exacerbated by Queen Victoria’s invincible prejudice against him, her brusque refusal to “entertain” Lord John Russell’s timid nomination of him for a post in the Government... Shelley would have been a poet to the last. But how dull, how very dull, would have been the poetry of his middle age!—a great unreadable mass interposed between him and us... Did Byron, mused the Duke, know what was to be at Missolonghi? Did he know that he was to die in service of the Greeks whom he despised? Byron might not have minded that. But what if the Greeks had told him, in so many words, that they despised HIM? How would he have felt then? Would he have been content with his potations of barley-water?... The Duke replenished his glass, hoping the spell might work yet.... Perhaps, had Byron not been a dandy—but ah, had he not been in his soul a dandy there would have been no Byron worth mentioning. And it was because he guarded not his dandyism against this and that irrelevant passion, sexual or political, that he cut so annoyingly incomplete a figure. He was absurd in his politics, vulgar in his loves. Only in himself, at the times when he stood haughtily aloof, was he impressive. Nature, fashioning him, had fashioned also a pedestal for him to stand and brood on, to pose and sing on. Off that pedestal he was lost.... “The idol has come sliding down from its pedestal”—the Duke remembered these words spoken yesterday by Zuleika. Yes, at the moment when he slid down, he, too, was lost. For him, master-dandy, the common arena was no place. What had he to do with love? He was an utter fool at it. Byron had at least had some fun out of it. What fun had HE had? Last night, he had forgotten to kiss Zuleika when he held her by the wrists. To-day it had been as much as he could do to let poor little Katie kiss his hand. Better be vulgar with Byron than a noodle with Dorset! he bitterly reflected... Still, noodledom was nearer than vulgarity to dandyism. It was a less flagrant lapse. And he had over Byron this further advantage: his noodledom was not a matter of common knowledge; whereas Byron’s vulgarity had ever needed to be in the glare of the footlights of Europe. The world would say of him that he laid down his life for a woman. Deplorable somersault? But nothing evident save this in his whole life was faulty... The one other thing that might be carped at—the partisan speech he made in the Lords—had exquisitely justified itself by its result. For it was as a Knight of the Garter that he had set the perfect seal on his dandyism. Yes, he reflected, it was on the day when first he donned the most grandiose of all costumes, and wore it grandlier than ever yet in history had it been worn, than ever would it be worn hereafter, flaunting the robes with a grace unparalleled and inimitable, and lending, as it were, to the very insignia a glory beyond their own, that he once and for all fulfilled himself, doer of that which he had been sent into the world to do.

Not for a moment did he hesitate at the simple fact of dying today. Since he wasn't immortal, as he had thought, it was just as well to die now as it would be fifty years later. In fact, it was better. To die “too soon,” as people called it, was the best kind of death for someone who had made his youth remarkable. What more could he, Dorset, achieve beyond what he already had? Future years would only spoil, if not ruin, that perfection. Yes, it was fortunate to die leaving much to the imagination of future generations. Future generations were sentimental, not realistic. They always envisioned the dead young hero gloriously reaching the Psalmist's limit still as a young hero; and it was the sense of their enormous loss that kept his memory alive. Byron!—he would be completely forgotten today if he had lived to be a flamboyant old man with iron-grey sideburns, writing very long, very impressive letters to “The Times” about the Repeal of the Corn Laws. Yes, Byron would have become that. It was obvious in him. He would have been an old gentleman frustrated by Queen Victoria's undeniable prejudice against him and her abrupt refusal to consider Lord John Russell’s timid nomination of him for a government post... Shelley would have been a poet until the end. But how dull, how incredibly dull, would his poetry of middle age have been!—an unreadable mass separating him from us... Did Byron, mused the Duke, know what awaited him at Missolonghi? Did he know he was going to die serving the Greeks he despised? Byron might not have cared about that. But what if the Greeks had told him outright that they despised HIM? How would he have felt then? Would he have been satisfied with his drinks of barley-water?... The Duke refilled his glass, hoping the spell might still work.... Perhaps, if Byron hadn’t been a dandy—but ah, if he hadn’t deep down been a dandy, there wouldn’t have been a Byron worth mentioning. And it was because he didn’t shield his dandyism from various irrelevant passions, whether sexual or political, that he appeared so annoyingly incomplete. He was ridiculous in his politics, vulgar in his loves. Only when he stood proud and distant was he impressive. Nature, in creating him, had also made a pedestal for him to stand on and contemplate, to pose and perform. Off that pedestal, he was lost.... “The idol has come sliding down from its pedestal”—the Duke recalled these words spoken yesterday by Zuleika. Yes, at the moment he fell, he was lost too. For him, the master-dandy, the common world was no place. What did he have to do with love? He was utterly foolish at it. Byron at least found some joy in it. What joy had HE found? Last night, he had forgotten to kiss Zuleika while holding her wrists. Today, it took all he had to let poor little Katie kiss his hand. Better to be vulgar with Byron than to be a fool with Dorset! he bitterly thought... Still, being a fool was closer to vulgarity than to dandyism. It was a less blatant misstep. And he had one advantage over Byron: his foolishness wasn’t widely known; whereas Byron’s vulgarity had always needed to be in the bright spotlight of Europe. The world would say he gave up his life for a woman. A disgraceful twist? But nothing evident in his entire life except this was flawed... The only other thing that might be criticized—the partisan speech he made in the Lords—had perfectly justified itself by its outcome. For it was as a Knight of the Garter that he had truly sealed his dandyism. Yes, he reflected, it was on the day he first wore the grandest of all costumes, wearing it with greater flair than it had ever been worn in history or ever would be hereafter, flaunting the robes with an unparalleled grace and, in a way, adding a glory to the very insignia beyond their own, that he once and for all fulfilled himself, doing what he was meant to do on this earth.

And there floated into his mind a desire, vague at first, soon definite, imperious, irresistible, to see himself once more, before he died, indued in the fulness of his glory and his might.

And a desire floated into his mind, vague at first but soon becoming clear, urgent, and impossible to resist, to see himself once more, before he died, in all his glory and strength.

Nothing hindered. There was yet a whole hour before he need start for the river. His eyes dilated, somewhat as might those of a child about to “dress up” for a charade; and already, in his impatience, he had undone his neck-tie.

Nothing was stopping him. He still had a full hour before he needed to head to the river. His eyes widened, almost like a child's about to "dress up" for a play; and already, in his eagerness, he had taken off his necktie.

One after another, he unlocked and threw open the black tin boxes, snatching out greedily their great good splendours of crimson and white and royal blue and gold. You wonder he was not appalled by the task of essaying unaided a toilet so extensive and so intricate? You wondered even when you heard that he was wont at Oxford to make without help his toilet of every day. Well, the true dandy is always capable of such high independence. He is craftsman as well as artist. And, though any unaided Knight but he with whom we are here concerned would belike have doddered hopeless in that labyrinth of hooks and buckles which underlies the visible glory of a Knight “arraied full and proper,” Dorset threaded his way featly and without pause. He had mastered his first excitement. In his swiftness was no haste. His procedure had the ease and inevitability of a natural phenomenon, and was most like to the coming of a rainbow.

One after another, he unlocked and opened the black tin boxes, eagerly pulling out their vibrant treasures of red, white, royal blue, and gold. You might wonder how he wasn’t daunted by the challenge of tackling such a complex and extensive setup all by himself. You were even surprised to learn that he used to get ready on his own every day at Oxford. Well, a true dandy is always capable of that kind of independence. He’s both a craftsman and an artist. And although any other Knight could have easily stumbled aimlessly in that maze of hooks and buckles that lies beneath the visible splendor of a Knight “dressed fully and properly,” Dorset navigated through it smoothly and without hesitation. He had managed his initial excitement. His speed wasn’t rushed. His movements had the ease and inevitability of a natural occurrence, much like the arrival of a rainbow.

Crimson-doubleted, blue-ribanded, white-trunk-hosed, he stooped to understrap his left knee with that strap of velvet round which sparkles the proud gay motto of the Order. He affixed to his breast the octoradiant star, so much larger and more lustrous than any actual star in heaven. Round his neck he slung that long daedal chain wherefrom St. George, slaying the Dragon, dangles. He bowed his shoulders to assume that vast mantle of blue velvet, so voluminous, so enveloping, that, despite the Cross of St. George blazing on it, and the shoulder-knots like two great white tropical flowers planted on it, we seem to know from it in what manner of mantle Elijah prophesied. Across his breast he knotted this mantle’s two cords of gleaming bullion, one tassel a due trifle higher than its fellow. All these things being done, he moved away from the mirror, and drew on a pair of white kid gloves. Both of these being buttoned, he plucked up certain folds of his mantle into the hollow of his left arm, and with his right hand gave to his left hand that ostrich-plumed and heron-plumed hat of black velvet in which a Knight of the Garter is entitled to take his walks abroad. Then, with head erect, and measured tread, he returned to the mirror.

Dressed in a deep red coat with blue trim and white trousers, he bent down to strap his left knee with the velvet band adorned with the proud, bright motto of the Order. He attached a large, shiny eight-pointed star to his chest, much bigger and more brilliant than any star in the sky. Around his neck, he draped a long, intricate chain from which dangled St. George slaying the Dragon. He hunched his shoulders to put on the heavy blue velvet cloak, so large and enveloping that, despite the blazing Cross of St. George and the shoulder knots resembling two big white tropical flowers on it, it gave a hint of the kind of mantle Elijah predicted. He tied the cloak’s two shiny gold cords across his chest, one tassel slightly higher than the other. Once he finished dressing, he stepped away from the mirror and put on a pair of white leather gloves. After buttoning them, he gathered some folds of his cloak in the crook of his left arm and, with his right hand, picked up the black velvet hat decorated with ostrich and heron feathers, which a Knight of the Garter is allowed to wear in public. Then, standing tall with a steady gait, he returned to the mirror.

You are thinking, I know, of Mr. Sargent’s famous portrait of him. Forget it. Tankerton Hall is open to the public on Wednesdays. Go there, and in the dining-hall stand to study well Sir Thomas Lawrence’s portrait of the eleventh Duke. Imagine a man some twenty years younger than he whom you there behold, but having some such features and some such bearing, and clad in just such robes. Sublimate the dignity of that bearing and of those features, and you will then have seen the fourteenth Duke somewhat as he stood reflected in the mirror of his room. Resist your impulse to pass on to the painting which hangs next but two to Lawrence’s. It deserves, I know, all that you said about it when (at the very time of the events in this chronicle) it was hanging in Burlington House. Marvellous, I grant you, are those passes of the swirling brush by which the velvet of the mantle is rendered—passes so light and seemingly so fortuitous, yet, seen at the right distance, so absolute in their power to create an illusion of the actual velvet. Sheen of white satin and silk, glint of gold, glitter of diamonds—never were such things caught by surer hand obedient to more voracious eye. Yes, all the splendid surface of everything is there. Yet must you not look. The soul is not there. An expensive, very new costume is there, but no evocation of the high antique things it stands for; whereas by the Duke it was just these things that were evoked to make an aura round him, a warm symbolic glow sharpening the outlines of his own particular magnificence. Reflecting him, the mirror reflected, in due subordination, the history of England. There is nothing of that on Mr. Sargent’s canvas. Obtruded instead is the astounding slickness of Mr. Sargent’s technique: not the sitter, but the painter, is master here. Nay, though I hate to say it, there is in the portrayal of the Duke’s attitude and expression a hint of something like mockery—unintentional, I am sure, but to a sensitive eye discernible. And—but it is clumsy of me to be reminding you of the very picture I would have you forget.

You're thinking of Mr. Sargent’s famous portrait of him, I know. Forget it. Tankerton Hall is open to the public on Wednesdays. Go there, and in the dining hall, take some time to appreciate Sir Thomas Lawrence’s portrait of the eleventh Duke. Imagine a man about twenty years younger than the one you see there, but with similar features and presence, dressed in just such robes. Elevate the dignity of that presence and those features, and you will see the fourteenth Duke somewhat as he appeared in the mirror of his room. Resist the urge to move on to the painting that hangs two spots away from Lawrence’s. It deserves, I know, all the praise you gave it when it was on display in Burlington House at the time of the events in this story. The way the swirling brush captures the velvet of the mantle is incredible—those strokes are so light and seemingly random, yet, from the right distance, they absolutely create the illusion of real velvet. The sheen of white satin and silk, the glint of gold, the sparkle of diamonds—never has such detail been captured by a hand more skilled and eager for the visual. Yes, all the stunning surface details are there. But you must not look. The soul is absent. There’s an expensive, very new outfit, but it lacks the evocation of the noble, timeless qualities it represents; whereas with the Duke, it was precisely these qualities that created an aura around him, a warm symbolic glow that highlighted his own unique grandeur. Reflecting him, the mirror also reflected, properly, the history of England. There’s none of that in Mr. Sargent’s painting. Instead, what stands out is the astonishing smoothness of Mr. Sargent’s technique: it’s the painter, not the sitter, who takes center stage here. And though I hate to say it, there’s a hint of mockery in how the Duke’s pose and expression are portrayed—unintentional, I’m sure, but noticeable to a discerning eye. And—well, it’s awkward of me to remind you of the very painting I suggested you forget.

Long stood the Duke gazing, immobile. One thing alone ruffled his deep inward calm. This was the thought that he must presently put off from him all his splendour, and be his normal self.

Long stood the Duke staring, unmoving. One thing alone disturbed his deep inner peace. It was the thought that he had to soon set aside all his grandeur and just be himself.

The shadow passed from his brow. He would go forth as he was. He would be true to the motto he wore, and true to himself. A dandy he had lived. In the full pomp and radiance of his dandyism he would die.

The shadow lifted from his brow. He would move forward as he was. He would stay true to the motto he carried and true to himself. He had lived as a dandy. In the full glory and brightness of his dandyism, he would die.

His soul rose from calm to triumph. A smile lit his face, and he held his head higher than ever. He had brought nothing into this world and could take nothing out of it? Well, what he loved best he could carry with him to the very end; and in death they would not be divided.

His spirit went from calm to victorious. A smile brightened his face, and he held his head higher than ever. He had brought nothing into this world and couldn’t take anything out of it? Well, what he cherished most he could carry with him to the very end; and in death, they wouldn’t be separated.

The smile was still on his face as he passed out from his room. Down the stairs he passed, and “Oh,” every stair creaked faintly, “I ought to have been marble!”

The smile was still on his face as he left his room. He went down the stairs, and “Oh,” each step creaked softly, “I should have been marble!”

And it did indeed seem that Mrs. Batch and Katie, who had hurried out into the hall, were turned to some kind of stone at sight of the descending apparition. A moment ago, Mrs. Batch had been hoping she might yet at the last speak motherly words. A hopeless mute now! A moment ago, Katie’s eyelids had been red with much weeping. Even from them the colour suddenly ebbed now. Dead-white her face was between the black pearl and the pink. “And this is the man of whom I dared once for an instant hope that he loved me!”—it was thus that the Duke, quite correctly, interpreted her gaze.

And it really did look like Mrs. Batch and Katie, who had rushed out into the hallway, were frozen in shock at the sight of the figure coming down. Just a moment ago, Mrs. Batch had hoped she could still say some motherly words. Now, she was completely speechless! A moment before, Katie's eyelids had been red from crying. Even that color drained away now. Her face was dead white between the black pearl and the pink. “And this is the man I once dared to hope loved me!”—this was how the Duke accurately read her expression.

To her and to her mother he gave an inclusive bow as he swept slowly by. Stone was the matron, and stone the maid.

To her and her mom, he gave a polite nod as he passed by slowly. Stone was the matron, and stone the maid.

Stone, too, the Emperors over the way; and the more poignantly thereby was the Duke a sight to anguish them, being the very incarnation of what themselves had erst been, or tried to be. But in this bitterness they did not forget their sorrow at his doom. They were in a mood to forgive him the one fault they had ever found in him—his indifference to their Katie. And now—o mirum mirorum—even this one fault was wiped out.

Stone, too, the Emperors across the way; and the more painfully so was the Duke a sight to torment them, being the very embodiment of what they had once been, or tried to be. But in this bitterness, they didn’t forget their sadness over his fate. They were feeling generous enough to forgive him for the one thing they had always criticized him for—his indifference to their Katie. And now—oh, the wonders of wonders—even this one fault was erased.

For, stung by memory of a gibe lately cast at him by himself, the Duke had paused and, impulsively looking back into the hall, had beckoned Katie to him; and she had come (she knew not how) to him; and there, standing on the doorstep whose whiteness was the symbol of her love, he—very lightly, it is true, and on the upmost confines of the brow, but quite perceptibly—had kissed her.

For, stung by a recent self-deprecating remark he’d made, the Duke stopped and, on impulse, called back to Katie in the hall; she came to him—without knowing how—and there, standing on the doorstep that symbolized her love with its bright whiteness, he kissed her—very lightly, it’s true, just at the edge of her forehead, but definitely noticeable.





XIX

And now he had passed under the little arch between the eighth and the ninth Emperor, rounded the Sheldonian, and been lost to sight of Katie, whom, as he was equally glad and sorry he had kissed her, he was able to dismiss from his mind.

And now he had gone through the small arch between the eighth and ninth Emperor, gone around the Sheldonian, and lost sight of Katie, whom he felt both happy and sad about having kissed, and he could easily push her out of his mind.

In the quadrangle of the Old Schools he glanced round at the familiar labels, blue and gold, over the iron-studded doors,—Schola Theologiae et Antiquae Philosophiae; Museum Arundelianum; Schola Musicae. And Bibliotheca Bodleiana—he paused there, to feel for the last time the vague thrill he had always felt at sight of the small and devious portal that had lured to itself, and would always lure, so many scholars from the ends of the earth, scholars famous and scholars obscure, scholars polyglot and of the most diverse bents, but none of them not stirred in heart somewhat on the found threshold of the treasure-house. “How deep, how perfect, the effect made here by refusal to make any effect whatsoever!” thought the Duke. Perhaps, after all... but no: one could lay down no general rule. He flung his mantle a little wider from his breast, and proceeded into Radcliffe Square.

In the courtyard of the Old Schools, he looked around at the familiar blue and gold signs over the iron-studded doors—Schola Theologiae et Antiquae Philosophiae; Museum Arundelianum; Schola Musicae. When he reached the Bibliotheca Bodleiana, he paused to experience, for the last time, the familiar thrill he had always felt at the sight of the small, winding entrance that had attracted so many scholars from all over the world—both famous and obscure, multilingual and with diverse interests—who all felt a stirring in their hearts at the threshold of the treasure-house. “How deep, how perfect, the impact created here by completely avoiding any obvious effect!” thought the Duke. Maybe, after all... but no: you can't establish a general rule. He adjusted his cloak a little wider from his chest and headed into Radcliffe Square.

Another farewell look he gave to the old vast horse-chestnut that is called Bishop Heber’s tree. Certainly, no: there was no general rule. With its towering and bulging masses of verdure tricked out all over in their annual finery of catkins, Bishop Heber’s tree stood for the very type of ingenuous ostentation. And who should dare cavil? who not be gladdened? Yet awful, more than gladdening, was the effect that the tree made to-day. Strangely pale was the verdure against the black sky; and the multitudinous catkins had a look almost ghostly. The Duke remembered the legend that every one of these fair white spires of blossom is the spirit of some dead man who, having loved Oxford much and well, is suffered thus to revisit her, for a brief while, year by year. And it pleased him to doubt not that on one of the topmost branches, next Spring, his own spirit would be.

Another farewell glance he gave to the old, massive horse-chestnut known as Bishop Heber’s tree. Certainly not; there was no universal truth. With its towering and thick clusters of greenery adorned in their annual display of catkins, Bishop Heber’s tree embodied pure showiness. And who would dare criticize? Who wouldn’t feel uplifted? Yet today, the effect of the tree was more daunting than uplifting. The greenery appeared strangely pale against the dark sky, and the countless catkins had an almost ghostly appearance. The Duke recalled the legend that each of these fair white blossoms represents the spirit of a deceased man who, having cherished Oxford deeply, is allowed to revisit her briefly each year. It comforted him to believe that on one of the highest branches, next Spring, his own spirit would be present.

“Oh, look!” cried a young lady emerging with her brother and her aunt through the gate of Brasenose.

“Oh, look!” exclaimed a young woman as she came out with her brother and her aunt through the gate of Brasenose.

“For heaven’s sake, Jessie, try to behave yourself,” hissed her brother. “Aunt Mabel, for heaven’s sake don’t stare.” He compelled the pair to walk on with him. “Jessie, if you look round over your shoulder... No, it is NOT the Vice-Chancellor. It’s Dorset, of Judas—the Duke of Dorset... Why on earth shouldn’t he?... No, it isn’t odd in the least... No, I’m NOT losing my temper. Only, don’t call me your dear boy... No, we will NOT walk slowly so as to let him pass us... Jessie, if you look round...”

“For heaven’s sake, Jessie, try to behave,” her brother hissed. “Aunt Mabel, please don’t stare.” He urged them to keep walking with him. “Jessie, if you look over your shoulder... No, it is NOT the Vice-Chancellor. It’s Dorset, of Judas—the Duke of Dorset... Why on earth shouldn’t he?... No, it’s not strange at all... No, I’m NOT losing my temper. Just don’t call me your dear boy... No, we will NOT walk slowly to let him pass us... Jessie, if you look around...”

Poor fellow! However fond an undergraduate be of his womenfolk, at Oxford they keep him in a painful state of tension: at any moment they may somehow disgrace him. And if throughout the long day he shall have had the added strain of guarding them from the knowledge that he is about to commit suicide, a certain measure of irritability must be condoned.

Poor guy! No matter how much a college student loves his family, at Oxford they keep him on edge: at any moment, they could somehow embarrass him. And if throughout the long day he has the extra stress of hiding from them that he’s about to kill himself, a bit of irritability can be forgiven.

Poor Jessie and Aunt Mabel! They were destined to remember that Harold had been “very peculiar” all day. They had arrived in the morning, happy and eager despite the menace of the sky, and—well, they were destined to reproach themselves for having felt that Harold was “really rather impossible.” Oh, if he had only confided in them! They could have reasoned with him, saved him—surely they could have saved him! When he told them that the “First Division” of the races was always very dull, and that they had much better let him go to it alone,—when he told them that it was always very rowdy, and that ladies were not supposed to be there—oh, why had they not guessed and clung to him, and kept him away from the river?

Poor Jessie and Aunt Mabel! They were destined to remember that Harold had been “very odd” all day. They had arrived in the morning, happy and eager despite the threatening sky, and—well, they were going to blame themselves for thinking that Harold was “really quite impossible.” Oh, if he had only opened up to them! They could have talked him out of it, saved him—surely they could have saved him! When he told them that the “First Division” of the races was always very boring, and that they should just let him go by himself,—when he said it was always very rowdy, and that ladies weren’t supposed to be there—oh, why hadn’t they guessed and held onto him, and kept him away from the river?

Well, here they were, walking on Harold’s either side, blind to fate, and only longing to look back at the gorgeous personage behind them. Aunt Mabel had inwardly calculated that the velvet of the mantle alone could not have cost less than four guineas a yard. One good look back, and she would be able to calculate how many yards there were... She followed the example of Lot’s wife; and Jessie followed hers.

Well, here they were, walking on either side of Harold, oblivious to their fate, and only wanting to glance back at the stunning figure behind them. Aunt Mabel had silently figured that the velvet of the coat alone must have cost at least four guineas a yard. One good look back, and she could estimate how many yards there were… She took a cue from Lot’s wife; and Jessie followed her lead.

“Very well,” said Harold. “That settles it. I go alone.” And he was gone like an arrow, across the High, down Oriel Street.

“Alright,” said Harold. “That’s decided. I’ll go by myself.” And he was off like a shot, across the High, down Oriel Street.

The two women stood staring ruefully at each other.

The two women stood sadly staring at each other.

“Pardon me,” said the Duke, with a sweep of his plumed hat. “I observe you are stranded; and, if I read your thoughts aright, you are impugning the courtesy of that young runagate. Neither of you, I am very sure, is as one of those ladies who in Imperial Rome took a saucy pleasure in the spectacle of death. Neither of you can have been warned by your escort that you were on the way to see him die, of his own accord, in company with many hundreds of other lads, myself included. Therefore, regard his flight from you as an act not of unkindness, but of tardy compunction. The hint you have had from him let me turn into a counsel. Go back, both of you, to the place whence you came.”

“Excuse me,” said the Duke, tipping his plumed hat. “I see that you’re stuck; and, if I’m reading your thoughts correctly, you’re questioning the kindness of that young rebel. I’m quite sure neither of you is like those ladies in Imperial Rome who took a twisted pleasure in watching death unfold. Neither of you could have been warned by your escort that you were on your way to witness his death, willingly, along with many hundreds of other young men, myself included. So, consider his departure not as an act of unkindness, but rather as a late feeling of regret. Let me turn the hint you received from him into advice. Go back, both of you, to where you came from.”

“Thank you SO much,” said Aunt Mabel, with what she took to be great presence of mind. “MOST kind of you. We’ll do JUST what you tell us. Come, Jessie dear,” and she hurried her niece away with her.

“Thank you SO much,” said Aunt Mabel, thinking she was being very composed. “That’s REALLY kind of you. We’ll do EXACTLY what you say. Come on, Jessie dear,” and she quickly ushered her niece away with her.

Something in her manner of fixing him with her eye had made the Duke suspect what was in her mind. Well, she would find out her mistake soon enough, poor woman. He desired, however, that her mistake should be made by no one else. He would give no more warnings.

Something about the way she looked at him made the Duke suspect what she was thinking. Soon enough, she would realize her error, poor thing. However, he wanted that error to be revealed to no one else. He wouldn't give any more warnings.

Tragic it was for him, in Merton Street, to see among the crowd converging to the meadows so many women, young and old, all imprescient, troubled by nothing but the thunder that was in the air, that was on the brows of their escorts. He knew not whether it was for their escorts or for them that he felt the greater pity; and an added load for his heart was the sense of his partial responsibility for what impended. But his lips were sealed now. Why should he not enjoy the effect he was creating?

It was tragic for him, on Merton Street, to see so many women, both young and old, among the crowd heading to the meadows, oblivious and troubled only by the storm brewing in the air and on the faces of their companions. He couldn’t tell if he felt more pity for their companions or for the women themselves; and an extra weight on his heart was the feeling of his partial responsibility for what was about to happen. But now he kept quiet. Why shouldn’t he savor the impact he was having?

It was with a measured tread, as yesterday with Zuleika, that he entered the avenue of elms. The throng streamed past from behind him, parting wide, and marvelling as it streamed. Under the pall of this evil evening his splendour was the more inspiring. And, just as yesterday no man had questioned his right to be with Zuleika, so to-day there was none to deem him caparisoned too much. All the men felt at a glance that he, coming to meet death thus, did no more than the right homage to Zuleika—aye, and that he made them all partakers in his own glory, casting his great mantle over all commorients. Reverence forbade them to do more than glance. But the women with them were impelled by wonder to stare hard, uttering sharp little cries that mingled with the cawing of the rooks overhead. Thus did scores of men find themselves shamed like our friend Harold. But this, you say, was no more than a just return for their behaviour yesterday, when, in this very avenue, so many women were almost crushed to death by them in their insensate eagerness to see Miss Dobson.

He walked deliberately, just like yesterday with Zuleika, as he entered the elm-lined avenue. The crowd flowed past him, parting in awe as they moved. Under the gloom of this grim evening, his brilliance shone even more. Just as yesterday no one questioned his right to be with Zuleika, today no one thought he was overdoing it. All the men instinctively understood that by facing death this way, he was paying the proper tribute to Zuleika—and that he was pulling them all into his own glory, wrapping his great mantle around everyone present. Respect kept them from doing anything more than glancing. But the women with them couldn't help but stare in amazement, letting out sharp little gasps that mingled with the cawing of the crows above. So, many men found themselves embarrassed, just like our friend Harold. But you might say this was just a fitting reaction to how they behaved yesterday when, in this very avenue, so many women nearly got crushed by them in their blind rush to see Miss Dobson.

To-day by scores of women it was calculated not only that the velvet of the Duke’s mantle could not have cost less than four guineas a yard, but also that there must be quite twenty-five yards of it. Some of the fair mathematicians had, in the course of the past fortnight, visited the Royal Academy and seen there Mr. Sargent’s portrait of the wearer, so that their estimate now was but the endorsement of an estimate already made. Yet their impression of the Duke was above all a spiritual one. The nobility of his face and bearing was what most thrilled them as they went by; and those of them who had heard the rumour that he was in love with that frightfully flashy-looking creature, Zuleika Dobson, were more than ever sure there wasn’t a word of truth in it.

Today, many women calculated that the velvet of the Duke's cloak must have cost no less than four guineas a yard and figured there was at least twenty-five yards of it. Some of these charming math enthusiasts had visited the Royal Academy over the past two weeks and seen Mr. Sargent’s portrait of the Duke, so their estimate was just confirming an earlier one. However, their impression of the Duke was primarily spiritual. The nobility of his face and demeanor thrilled them the most as they passed by; and those who had heard the rumor about him being in love with that overly flashy Zuleika Dobson were more convinced than ever that it was completely untrue.

As he neared the end of the avenue, the Duke was conscious of a thinning in the procession on either side of him, and anon he was aware that not one undergraduate was therein. And he knew at once—did not need to look back to know—why this was. SHE was coming.

As he got closer to the end of the street, the Duke noticed that the crowd on both sides was getting smaller, and soon he realized that there wasn't a single student around. And he instantly understood—didn't even need to look back to confirm—why this was. SHE was on her way.

Yes, she had come into the avenue, her magnetism speeding before her, insomuch that all along the way the men immediately ahead of her looked round, beheld her, stood aside for her. With her walked The MacQuern, and a little bodyguard of other blest acquaintances; and behind her swayed the dense mass of the disorganised procession. And now the last rank between her and the Duke was broken, and at the revealed vision of him she faltered midway in some raillery she was addressing to The MacQuern. Her eyes were fixed, her lips were parted, her tread had become stealthy. With a brusque gesture of dismissal to the men beside her, she darted forward, and lightly overtook the Duke just as he was turning towards the barges.

Yes, she had stepped into the avenue, her charisma drawing attention ahead of her, so much that all the men in front of her looked back, noticed her, and stepped aside. With her was The MacQuern and a small group of other familiar faces; behind her followed the large crowd of the disorganized procession. Now, the last barrier between her and the Duke had parted, and at the sight of him, she hesitated in the playful banter she was having with The MacQuern. Her eyes were fixed, her lips slightly parted, and her steps became cautious. With a quick wave to the men beside her, she hurried forward and effortlessly caught up to the Duke just as he was turning towards the boats.

“May I?” she whispered, smiling round into his face.

"Can I?" she whispered, smiling up at him.

His shoulder-knots just perceptibly rose.

His shoulder muscles just slightly tensed.

“There isn’t a policeman in sight, John. You’re at my mercy. No, no; I’m at yours. Tolerate me. You really do look quite wonderful. There, I won’t be so impertinent as to praise you. Only let me be with you. Will you?”

“There isn’t a cop in sight, John. You’re at my mercy. No, no; I’m at yours. Just put up with me. You really do look amazing. There, I won’t be so rude as to compliment you. Just let me be with you. Will you?”

The shoulder-knots repeated their answer.

The shoulder knots repeated their answer.

“You needn’t listen to me; needn’t look at me—unless you care to use my eyes as mirrors. Only let me be seen with you. That’s what I want. Not that your society isn’t a boon in itself, John. Oh, I’ve been so bored since I left you. The MacQuern is too, too dull, and so are his friends. Oh, that meal with them in Balliol! As soon as I grew used to the thought that they were going to die for me, I simply couldn’t stand them. Poor boys! it was as much as I could do not to tell them I wished them dead already. Indeed, when they brought me down for the first races, I did suggest that they might as well die now as later. Only they looked very solemn and said it couldn’t possibly be done till after the final races. And oh, the tea with them! What have YOU been doing all the afternoon? Oh John, after THEM, I could almost love you again. Why can’t one fall in love with a man’s clothes? To think that all those splendid things you have on are going to be spoilt—all for me. Nominally for me, that is. It is very wonderful, John. I do appreciate it, really and truly, though I know you think I don’t. John, if it weren’t mere spite you feel for me—but it’s no good talking about that. Come, let us be as cheerful as we may be. Is this the Judas house-boat?”

“You don’t have to listen to me; you don’t have to look at me—unless you want to use my eyes as mirrors. Just let me be seen with you. That’s what I want. It's not that your company isn’t enjoyable, John. Oh, I’ve been so bored since I left you. The MacQuern is way too dull, and so are his friends. Oh, that dinner with them at Balliol! Once I got used to the idea that they were going to die for me, I just couldn’t handle them. Poor guys! I barely managed not to tell them I wished they were dead already. Honestly, when they brought me down for the first races, I did suggest they might as well die now rather than later. But they looked very serious and said it wouldn’t be possible until after the final races. And oh, the tea with them! What have YOU been doing all afternoon? Oh John, after THEM, I could almost fall in love with you again. Why can’t you fall in love with a man’s clothes? To think that all those fabulous things you’re wearing are going to get ruined—all for me. Nominally for me, that is. It’s really wonderful, John. I truly appreciate it, even though I know you think I don’t. John, if it weren’t just spite you feel for me—but it’s pointless to talk about that. Come on, let’s be as cheerful as we can be. Is this the Judas houseboat?”

“The Judas barge,” said the Duke, irritated by a mistake which but yesterday had rather charmed him.

“The Judas barge,” the Duke said, annoyed by a mistake that had actually amused him just yesterday.

As he followed his companion across the plank, there came dully from the hills the first low growl of the pent storm. The sound struck for him a strange contrast with the prattle he had perforce been listening to.

As he followed his friend across the plank, he heard a low growl from the hills, signaling the approaching storm. The sound felt like a weird contrast to the chatter he had been forced to listen to.

“Thunder,” said Zuleika over her shoulder.

“Thunder,” Zuleika said, looking back.

“Evidently,” he answered.

"Obviously," he replied.

Half-way up the stairs to the roof, she looked round. “Aren’t you coming?” she asked.

Halfway up the stairs to the roof, she looked around. “Aren’t you coming?” she asked.

He shook his head, and pointed to the raft in front of the barge. She quickly descended.

He shook his head and pointed to the raft in front of the barge. She quickly went down.

“Forgive me,” he said, “my gesture was not a summons. The raft is for men.”

“Forgive me,” he said, “my gesture wasn’t meant as a call. The raft is for guys.”

“What do you want to do on it?”

“What do you want to do with it?”

“To wait there till the races are over.”

“To wait there until the races are done.”

“But—what do you mean? Aren’t you coming up on to the roof at all? Yesterday—”

“But—what do you mean? Aren’t you coming up to the roof at all? Yesterday—”

“Oh, I see,” said the Duke, unable to repress a smile. “But to-day I am not dressed for a flying-leap.”

“Oh, I see,” said the Duke, unable to hold back a smile. “But today I’m not dressed for a flying leap.”

Zuleika put a finger to her lips. “Don’t talk so loud. Those women up there will hear you. No one must ever know I knew what was going to happen. What evidence should I have that I tried to prevent it? Only my own unsupported word—and the world is always against a woman. So do be careful. I’ve thought it all out. The whole thing must be SPRUNG on me. Don’t look so horribly cynical... What was I saying? Oh yes; well, it doesn’t really matter. I had it fixed in my mind that you—but no, of course, in that mantle you couldn’t. But why not come up on the roof with me meanwhile, and then afterwards make some excuse and—” The rest of her whisper was lost in another growl of thunder.

Zuleika put a finger to her lips. “Don’t speak so loudly. Those women up there will hear you. No one must ever know I knew what was going to happen. What proof do I have that I tried to stop it? Just my own unbacked word—and the world is always against a woman. So please, be careful. I’ve thought this all through. The whole thing has to be a surprise for me. Don’t look so terribly cynical... What was I saying? Oh right; well, it doesn’t really matter. I was set on the idea that you—but no, of course, in that coat you couldn’t. But why not come up on the roof with me for now, and then afterwards make some excuse and—” The rest of her whisper was drowned out by another rumble of thunder.

“I would rather make my excuses forthwith,” said the Duke. “And, as the races must be almost due now, I advise you to go straight up and secure a place against the railing.”

“I’d rather make my excuses right away,” said the Duke. “And since the races should be starting soon, I suggest you go up and get a spot against the railing.”

“It will look very odd, my going all alone into a crowd of people whom I don’t know. I’m an unmarried girl. I do think you might—”

“It will look really strange, me going into a crowd of people I don’t know all by myself. I’m an unmarried girl. I really think you might—”

“Good-bye,” said the Duke.

“Goodbye,” said the Duke.

Again Zuleika raised a warning finger.

Again, Zuleika raised a warning finger.

“Good-bye, John,” she whispered. “See, I am still wearing your studs. Good-bye. Don’t forget to call my name in a loud voice. You promised.”

“Goodbye, John,” she whispered. “See, I’m still wearing your studs. Goodbye. Don’t forget to call my name out loud. You promised.”

“Yes.”

"Yep."

“And,” she added, after a pause, “remember this. I have loved but twice in my life; and none but you have I loved. This, too: if you hadn’t forced me to kill my love, I would have died with you. And you know it is true.”

“And,” she added after a pause, “remember this. I have loved only twice in my life; and none but you have I loved. Also, if you hadn’t made me end my love, I would have died with you. And you know that’s true.”

“Yes.” It was true enough.

“Yeah.” It was true enough.

Courteously he watched her up the stairs.

Courteously, he watched her as she went up the stairs.

As she reached the roof, she cried down to him from the throng, “Then you will wait down there to take me home afterwards?”

As she got to the roof, she shouted down to him from the crowd, “So you’ll wait down there to take me home later?”

He bowed silently.

He bowed quietly.

The raft was even more crowded than yesterday, but way was made for him by Judasians past and present. He took his place in the centre of the front row.

The raft was even more crowded than yesterday, but the Judasians, both past and present, made way for him. He took his spot in the center of the front row.

At his feet flowed the fateful river. From the various barges the last punt-loads had been ferried across to the towing-path, and the last of the men who were to follow the boats in their course had vanished towards the starting-point. There remained, however, a fringe of lesser enthusiasts. Their figures stood outlined sharply in that strange dark clearness which immediately precedes a storm.

At his feet flowed the fateful river. The last loads from various barges had been ferried across to the towing-path, and the last of the men who were supposed to follow the boats had disappeared towards the starting point. However, a small group of less committed enthusiasts remained. Their figures stood out sharply in that strange dark clarity that comes just before a storm.

The thunder rumbled around the hills, and now and again there was a faint glare on the horizon.

The thunder rumbled around the hills, and occasionally there was a faint flash on the horizon.

Would Judas bump Magdalen? Opinion on the raft seemed to be divided. But the sanguine spirits were in a majority.

Would Judas hook up with Magdalen? The opinion on the raft seemed to be split. But the optimistic views were in the majority.

“If I were making a book on the event,” said a middle-aged clergyman, with that air of breezy emancipation which is so distressing to the laity, “I’d bet two to one we bump.”

“If I were writing a book about the event,” said a middle-aged clergyman, with that casual air of freedom which is so annoying to regular people, “I’d say it’s a sure thing we’ll collide.”

“You demean your cloth, sir,” the Duke would have said, “without cheating its disabilities,” had not his mouth been stopped by a loud and prolonged thunder-clap.

“You disrespect your fabric, sir,” the Duke would have said, “without addressing its flaws,” if his mouth hadn’t been silenced by a loud and extended thunderclap.

In the hush thereafter, came the puny sound of a gunshot. The boats were starting. Would Judas bump Magdalen? Would Judas be head of the river?

In the silence that followed, a faint sound of a gunshot broke through. The boats were starting. Would Judas collide with Magdalen? Would Judas be in the lead of the river?

Strange, thought the Duke, that for him, standing as he did on the peak of dandyism, on the brink of eternity, this trivial question of boats could have importance. And yet, and yet, for this it was that his heart was beating. A few minutes hence, an end to victors and vanquished alike; and yet...

Strange, thought the Duke, that for him, standing at the height of style, on the edge of eternity, this silly question about boats could matter. And yet, and yet, this was why his heart was racing. In just a few minutes, there would be an end to both winners and losers; and yet...

A sudden white vertical streak slid down the sky. Then there was a consonance to split the drums of the world’s ears, followed by a horrific rattling as of actual artillery—tens of thousands of gun-carriages simultaneously at the gallop, colliding, crashing, heeling over in the blackness.

A sudden white streak shot down from the sky. Then there was a sound that echoed in everyone's ears, followed by a terrifying rattling like real artillery—tens of thousands of gun carriages charging forward at once, crashing into each other, tipping over in the darkness.

Then, and yet more awful, silence; the little earth cowering voiceless under the heavens’ menace. And, audible in the hush now, a faint sound; the sound of the runners on the towing-path cheering the crews forward, forward.

Then, and even more terrifying, silence; the small earth cowering silently under the threat of the heavens. And now, in the stillness, a faint sound is heard; the sound of the runners on the towing path cheering the crews on, onward.

And there was another faint sound that came to the Duke’s ears. It he understood when, a moment later, he saw the surface of the river alive with infinitesimal fountains.

And there was another faint sound that reached the Duke’s ears. He understood it when, a moment later, he saw the surface of the river sparkling with tiny fountains.

Rain!

Rain!

His very mantle was aspersed. In another minute he would stand sodden, inglorious, a mock. He didn’t hesitate.

His very cloak was stained. In a minute, he would be standing there wet, shameful, a joke. He didn’t hesitate.

“Zuleika!” he cried in a loud voice. Then he took a deep breath, and, burying his face in his mantle, plunged.

“Zuleika!” he shouted loudly. Then he took a deep breath and, burying his face in his cloak, jumped in.

Full on the river lay the mantle outspread. Then it, too, went under. A great roll of water marked the spot. The plumed hat floated.

Full on the river lay the spread-out blanket. Then it sank too. A big wave of water marked the spot. The feathered hat floated.

There was a confusion of shouts from the raft, of screams from the roof. Many youths—all the youths there—cried “Zuleika!” and leapt emulously headlong into the water. “Brave fellows!” shouted the elder men, supposing rescue-work. The rain pelted, the thunder pealed. Here and there was a glimpse of a young head above water—for an instant only.

There was a chaotic mix of shouts from the raft and screams from the roof. Many young people—all the ones there—yelled “Zuleika!” and jumped eagerly into the water. “Brave guys!” shouted the older men, thinking they were trying to rescue someone. The rain poured down, and thunder roared. Here and there, you could see a young head bobbing above the water—for just a moment.

Shouts and screams now from the infected barges on either side. A score of fresh plunges. “Splendid fellows!”

Shouts and screams now from the infected barges on either side. A bunch of fresh dives. “Great guys!”

Meanwhile, what of the Duke? I am glad to say that he was alive and (but for the cold he had caught last night) well. Indeed, his mind had never worked more clearly than in this swift dim underworld. His mantle, the cords of it having come untied, had drifted off him, leaving his arms free. With breath well-pent, he steadily swam, scarcely less amused than annoyed that the gods had, after all, dictated the exact time at which he should seek death.

Meanwhile, what about the Duke? I'm happy to say that he was alive and (except for the cold he caught last night) doing well. In fact, his mind had never worked more clearly than in this swift, dim underworld. His cloak, the ties of which had come undone, had drifted off him, leaving his arms free. With his breath held in, he swam steadily, feeling just as amused as he was annoyed that the gods had, after all, dictated the exact moment he should seek death.

I am loth to interrupt my narrative at this rather exciting moment—a moment when the quick, tense style, exemplified in the last paragraph but one, is so very desirable. But in justice to the gods I must pause to put in a word of excuse for them. They had imagined that it was in mere irony that the Duke had said he could not die till after the bumping-races; and not until it seemed that he stood ready to make an end of himself had the signal been given by Zeus for the rain to fall. One is taught to refrain from irony, because mankind does tend to take it literally. In the hearing of the gods, who hear all, it is conversely unsafe to make a simple and direct statement. So what is one to do? The dilemma needs a whole volume to itself.

I really don’t want to interrupt my story at this exciting moment—a moment when the fast, intense style shown in the second-to-last paragraph is so fitting. But to be fair to the gods, I have to pause and offer a little explanation for them. They assumed that the Duke was just being ironic when he said he couldn't die until after the bumping races; only when it looked like he was actually ready to end his life did Zeus give the signal for the rain to start. We’re taught to avoid irony because people tend to take it literally. In front of the gods, who hear everything, it’s also risky to make simple and straightforward statements. So what’s one supposed to do? This situation deserves a whole book of its own.

But to return to the Duke. He had now been under water for a full minute, swimming down stream; and he calculated that he had yet another full minute of consciousness. Already the whole of his past life had vividly presented itself to him—myriads of tiny incidents, long forgotten, now standing out sharply in their due sequence. He had mastered this conspectus in a flash of time, and was already tired of it. How smooth and yielding were the weeds against his face! He wondered if Mrs. Batch had been in time to cash the cheque. If not, of course his executors would pay the amount, but there would be delays, long delays, Mrs. Batch in meshes of red tape. Red tape for her, green weeds for him—he smiled at this poor conceit, classifying it as a fair sample of merman’s wit. He swam on through the quiet cool darkness, less quickly now. Not many more strokes now, he told himself; a few, only a few; then sleep. How was he come here? Some woman had sent him. Ever so many years ago, some woman. He forgave her. There was nothing to forgive her. It was the gods who had sent him—too soon, too soon. He let his arms rise in the water, and he floated up. There was air in that over-world, and something he needed to know there before he came down again to sleep.

But back to the Duke. He had now been underwater for a whole minute, swimming downstream, and he figured he had about another minute of consciousness left. His entire past life flashed before him—countless little moments, long forgotten, now clearly lining up in their order. He processed all of this in a split second and was already bored by it. The weeds felt so smooth and soft against his face! He wondered if Mrs. Batch managed to cash the check in time. If not, of course his executors would cover it, but there would be delays—long delays—with Mrs. Batch tangled up in red tape. Red tape for her, green weeds for him—he smiled at the silly thought, considering it a good example of a merman's humor. He swam on through the calm, cool darkness, moving more slowly now. Not many more strokes left, he told himself; just a few, only a few; then sleep. How did he end up here? Some woman had sent him. A long time ago, some woman. He forgave her. There was nothing to forgive her for. It was the gods who had sent him—too soon, too soon. He let his arms rise in the water and floated up. There was air in that upper world, and there was something he needed to find out there before he came down again to sleep.

He gasped the air into his lungs, and he remembered what it was that he needed to know.

He took a deep breath and recalled what he needed to know.

Had he risen in mid-stream, the keel of the Magdalen boat might have killed him. The oars of Magdalen did all but graze his face. The eyes of the Magdalen cox met his. The cords of the Magdalen rudder slipped from the hands that held them; whereupon the Magdalen man who rowed “bow” missed his stroke.

Had he stood up in the middle of the river, the keel of the Magdalen boat could have killed him. The oars of the Magdalen almost brushed his face. The coxswain of the Magdalen locked eyes with him. The ropes of the Magdalen rudder slipped from the hands that were holding them, causing the Magdalen rower at the bow to miss his stroke.

An instant later, just where the line of barges begins, Judas had bumped Magdalen.

An instant later, right where the line of barges starts, Judas ran into Magdalen.

A crash of thunder deadened the din of the stamping and dancing crowd on the towing-path. The rain was a deluge making land and water as one.

A crash of thunder silenced the noise of the stomping and dancing crowd on the towpath. The rain was a downpour, turning land and water into one.

And the conquered crew, and the conquering, both now had seen the face of the Duke. A white smiling face, anon it was gone. Dorset was gone down to his last sleep.

And the defeated crew, as well as the victors, had now both seen the Duke's face. A smiling white face, and then it disappeared. Dorset had gone down to his final rest.

Victory and defeat alike forgotten, the crews staggered erect and flung themselves into the river, the slender boats capsizing and spinning futile around in a melley of oars.

Victory and defeat both forgotten, the crews got up and threw themselves into the river, the narrow boats tipping over and spinning aimlessly in a mess of oars.

From the towing-path—no more din there now, but great single cries of “Zuleika!”—leapt figures innumerable through rain to river. The arrested boats of the other crews drifted zigzag hither and thither. The dropped oars rocked and clashed, sank and rebounded, as the men plunged across them into the swirling stream.

From the towpath—no more noise there now, just loud shouts of “Zuleika!”—countless figures jumped through the rain to the river. The stopped boats from the other crews drifted erratically back and forth. The dropped oars rocked and clashed, sank and bounced back, as the men plunged over them into the swirling water.

And over all this confusion and concussion of men and man-made things crashed the vaster discords of the heavens; and the waters of the heavens fell ever denser and denser, as though to the aid of waters that could not in themselves envelop so many hundreds of struggling human forms.

And over all this chaos and noise of people and human-made things crashed the greater dissonance of the heavens; and the rains from above fell thicker and thicker, as if to help the waters below that couldn’t possibly cover so many hundreds of struggling human beings.

All along the soaked towing-path lay strewn the horns, the rattles, the motor-hooters, that the youths had flung aside before they leapt. Here and there among these relics stood dazed elder men, staring through the storm. There was one of them—a grey-beard—who stripped off his blazer, plunged, grabbed at some live man, grappled him, was dragged under. He came up again further along stream, swam choking to the bank, clung to the grasses. He whimpered as he sought foot-hold in the slime. It was ill to be down in that abominable sink of death.

All along the soaked towpath were the horns, the rattles, the motor hooters that the young men had thrown aside before they jumped. Here and there among these remnants stood disoriented older men, staring through the storm. One of them—a gray-bearded man—took off his blazer, dove in, grabbed onto a struggling man, and was pulled under. He resurfaced further downstream, swam choking to the bank, and clung to the grass. He sobbed as he tried to find his footing in the muck. It was terrible to be caught in that dreadful pit of death.

Abominable, yes, to them who discerned there death only; but sacramental and sweet enough to the men who were dying there for love. Any face that rose was smiling.

Abominable, yes, to those who only saw their death; but sacred and sweet enough to the men who were dying there for love. Any face that appeared was smiling.

The thunder receded; the rain was less vehement: the boats and the oars had drifted against the banks. And always the patient river bore its awful burden towards Iffley.

The thunder faded away; the rain was less intense: the boats and oars had floated to the shore. And still, the steady river carried its heavy load toward Iffley.

As on the towing-path, so on the youth-bereft rafts of the barges, yonder, stood many stupefied elders, staring at the river, staring back from the river into one another’s faces.

As on the towpath, so on the youth-less rafts of the barges over there, stood many dazed older people, gazing at the river and looking back from the river into each other’s faces.

Dispeopled now were the roofs of the barges. Under the first drops of the rain most of the women had come huddling down for shelter inside; panic had presently driven down the rest. Yet on one roof one woman still was. A strange, drenched figure, she stood bright-eyed in the dimness; alone, as it was well she should be in her great hour; draining the lees of such homage as had come to no woman in history recorded.

The roofs of the barges were now empty. As the first raindrops fell, most of the women rushed inside for shelter; panic quickly drove the rest down as well. Yet one woman remained on a roof. A strange, soaked figure, she stood bright-eyed in the dim light; alone, just as it was fitting for her in this significant moment; savoring the remnants of the incredible admiration that no other woman in recorded history had received.





XX

Artistically, there is a good deal to be said for that old Greek friend of ours, the Messenger; and I dare say you blame me for having, as it were, made you an eye-witness of the death of the undergraduates, when I might so easily have brought some one in to tell you about it after it was all over... Some one? Whom? Are you not begging the question? I admit there were, that evening in Oxford, many people who, when they went home from the river, gave vivid reports of what they had seen. But among them was none who had seen more than a small portion of the whole affair. Certainly, I might have pieced together a dozen of the various accounts, and put them all into the mouth of one person. But credibility is not enough for Clio’s servant. I aim at truth. And so, as I by my Zeus-given incorporeity was the one person who had a good view of the scene at large, you must pardon me for having withheld the veil of indirect narration.

Artistically, there’s a lot to appreciate about our old Greek buddy, the Messenger; and I bet you’re blaming me for letting you witness the death of the undergraduates when I could have easily had someone else fill you in on it after it happened... Someone? Who? Aren’t you missing the point? I admit there were plenty of people that evening in Oxford who, after leaving the river, gave detailed accounts of what they saw. But none of them witnessed more than a small part of the entire event. Sure, I could have pieced together a dozen different accounts and made one person tell the story. But just being credible isn’t enough for Clio’s servant. I’m after the truth. So, since I was the only one who had a clear view of the whole scene—thanks to my divine, incorporeal nature—you’ll have to excuse me for not using the veil of indirect narration.

“Too late,” you will say if I offer you a Messenger now. But it was not thus that Mrs. Batch and Katie greeted Clarence when, lamentably soaked with rain, that Messenger appeared on the threshold of the kitchen. Katie was laying the table-cloth for seven o’clock supper. Neither she nor her mother was clairvoyante. Neither of them knew what had been happening. But, as Clarence had not come home since afternoon-school, they had assumed that he was at the river; and they now assumed from the look of him that something very unusual had been happening there. As to what this was, they were not quickly enlightened. Our old Greek friend, after a run of twenty miles, would always reel off a round hundred of graphic verses unimpeachable in scansion. Clarence was of degenerate mould. He collapsed on to a chair, and sat there gasping; and his recovery was rather delayed than hastened by his mother, who, in her solicitude, patted him vigorously between the shoulders.

“Too late,” you’ll say if I offer you a Messenger now. But that’s not how Mrs. Batch and Katie welcomed Clarence when that Messenger, sadly drenched with rain, showed up at the kitchen door. Katie was setting the table for seven o’clock supper. Neither she nor her mother had any special insight. They didn’t know what had been going on. But since Clarence hadn’t come home since afternoon school, they figured he was at the river; and from the look of him, they now assumed something really unusual had happened there. They weren’t quickly informed about what it was. Our old Greek friend, after running twenty miles, would always confidently recite a hundred perfectly scanned verses. Clarence, however, was of a different sort. He slumped onto a chair, gasping, and his recovery was actually slowed rather than sped up by his mother, who, out of concern, patted him firmly between the shoulders.

“Let him alone, mother, do,” cried Katie, wringing her hands.

“Leave him alone, Mom, please,” Katie exclaimed, wringing her hands.

“The Duke, he’s drowned himself,” presently gasped the Messenger.

“The Duke has drowned himself,” the Messenger gasped breathlessly.

Blank verse, yes, so far as it went; but delivered without the slightest regard for rhythm, and composed in stark defiance of those laws which should regulate the breaking of bad news. You, please remember, were carefully prepared by me against the shock of the Duke’s death; and yet I hear you still mumbling that I didn’t let the actual fact be told you by a Messenger. Come, do you really think your grievance against me is for a moment comparable with that of Mrs. and Miss Batch against Clarence? Did you feel faint at any moment in the foregoing chapter? No. But Katie, at Clarence’s first words, fainted outright. Think a little more about this poor girl senseless on the floor, and a little less about your own paltry discomfort.

Blank verse, sure, but it was delivered without any sense of rhythm and completely ignored the rules that should guide how bad news is shared. Remember, I prepared you in advance for the shock of the Duke’s death; yet, I still hear you complaining that I didn’t let a Messenger tell you the actual news. Come on, do you really think your complaint against me is even close to what Mrs. and Miss Batch feel about Clarence? Did you feel faint at any point in the last chapter? No. But Katie fainted right away when Clarence spoke. Maybe think a bit more about this poor girl unconscious on the floor and a bit less about your own minor discomfort.

Mrs. Batch herself did not faint, but she was too much overwhelmed to notice that her daughter had done so.

Mrs. Batch herself didn’t faint, but she was so overwhelmed that she didn’t notice her daughter had.

“No! Mercy on us! Speak, boy, can’t you?”

“No! Have mercy on us! Say something, kid, can’t you?”

“The river,” gasped Clarence. “Threw himself in. On purpose. I was on the towing-path. Saw him do it.”

“The river,” gasped Clarence. “He jumped in. On purpose. I was on the towing path. I saw him do it.”

Mrs. Batch gave a low moan.

Mrs. Batch let out a quiet groan.

“Katie’s fainted,” added the Messenger, not without a touch of personal pride.

“Katie’s passed out,” added the Messenger, not without a hint of personal pride.

“Saw him do it,” Mrs. Batch repeated dully. “Katie,” she said, in the same voice, “get up this instant.” But Katie did not hear her.

“Saw him do it,” Mrs. Batch repeated flatly. “Katie,” she said, in the same tone, “get up this minute.” But Katie didn’t hear her.

The mother was loth to have been outdone in sensibility by the daughter, and it was with some temper that she hastened to make the necessary ministrations.

The mother was reluctant to be outdone in sensitivity by her daughter, and with a bit of irritation, she hurried to provide the needed care.

“Where am I?” asked Katie, at length, echoing the words used in this very house, at a similar juncture, on this very day, by another lover of the Duke.

“Where am I?” asked Katie, finally, repeating the words spoken in this same house, at a similar moment, on this very day, by another admirer of the Duke.

“Ah, you may well ask that,” said Mrs. Batch, with more force than reason. “A mother’s support indeed! Well! And as for you,” she cried, turning on Clarence, “sending her off like that with your—” She was face to face again with the tragic news. Katie, remembering it simultaneously, uttered a loud sob. Mrs. Batch capped this with a much louder one. Clarence stood before the fire, slowly revolving on one heel. His clothes steamed briskly.

“Ah, that’s a good question,” said Mrs. Batch, with more intensity than logic. “A mother’s support, really! Well! And you,” she shouted, turning to Clarence, “sending her off like that with your—” She suddenly faced the heartbreaking news again. Katie, recalling it at the same moment, let out a loud sob. Mrs. Batch responded with an even louder one. Clarence stood by the fire, slowly spinning on one heel. His clothes were steaming rapidly.

“It isn’t true,” said Katie. She rose and came uncertainly towards her brother, half threatening, half imploring.

“It’s not true,” Katie said. She stood up and walked uncertainly toward her brother, half threatening and half begging.

“All right,” said he, strong in his advantage. “Then I shan’t tell either of you anything more.”

“All right,” he said, confident in his upper hand. “Then I won’t tell either of you anything else.”

Mrs. Batch through her tears called Katie a bad girl, and Clarence a bad boy.

Mrs. Batch, through her tears, called Katie a bad girl and Clarence a bad boy.

“Where did you get THEM?” asked Clarence, pointing to the ear-rings worn by his sister.

“Where did you get those?” asked Clarence, pointing to the earrings his sister was wearing.

“HE gave me them,” said Katie. Clarence curbed the brotherly intention of telling her she looked “a sight” in them.

“HE gave me these,” said Katie. Clarence held back his urge to tell her she looked “a mess” in them.

She stood staring into vacancy. “He didn’t love HER,” she murmured. “That was all over. I’ll vow he didn’t love HER.”

She stood staring into space. “He didn’t love HER,” she murmured. “That was done. I swear he didn’t love HER.”

“Who d’you mean by her?” asked Clarence.

“Who do you mean by her?” asked Clarence.

“That Miss Dobson that’s been here.”

“That Miss Dobson who’s been here.”

“What’s her other name?”

“What’s her nickname?”

“Zuleika,” Katie enunciated with bitterest abhorrence.

“Zuleika,” Katie said with the deepest disgust.

“Well, then, he jolly well did love her. That’s the name he called out just before he threw himself in. ‘Zuleika!’—like that,” added the boy, with a most infelicitous attempt to reproduce the Duke’s manner.

“Well, then, he really did love her. That’s the name he shouted just before he jumped in. ‘Zuleika!’—just like that,” the boy added, attempting a rather unfortunate imitation of the Duke’s style.

Katie had shut her eyes, and clenched her hands.

Katie had closed her eyes and tightened her fists.

“He hated her. He told me so,” she said.

“He hated her. He told me that,” she said.

“I was always a mother to him,” sobbed Mrs. Batch, rocking to and fro on a chair in a corner. “Why didn’t he come to me in his trouble?”

“I was always a mother to him,” Mrs. Batch sobbed, rocking back and forth in a chair in the corner. “Why didn’t he come to me when he was in trouble?”

“He kissed me,” said Katie, as in a trance. “No other man shall ever do that.”

“He kissed me,” Katie said, almost in a daze. “No other man will ever do that.”

“He did?” exclaimed Clarence. “And you let him?”

“He did?” exclaimed Clarence. “And you allowed him to?”

“You wretched little whipper-snapper!” flashed Katie.

“You miserable little brat!” shot back Katie.

“Oh, I am, am I?” shouted Clarence, squaring up to his sister. “Say that again, will you?”

“Oh, I am, am I?” shouted Clarence, stepping up to his sister. “Say that again, will you?”

There is no doubt that Katie would have said it again, had not her mother closed the scene with a prolonged wail of censure.

There’s no doubt that Katie would have said it again if her mother hadn’t ended the moment with a long cry of disapproval.

“You ought to be thinking of ME, you wicked girl,” said Mrs. Batch. Katie went across, and laid a gentle hand on her mother’s shoulder. This, however, did but evoke a fresh flood of tears. Mrs. Batch had a keen sense of the deportment owed to tragedy. Katie, by bickering with Clarence, had thrown away the advantage she had gained by fainting. Mrs. Batch was not going to let her retrieve it by shining as a consoler. I hasten to add that this resolve was only sub-conscious in the good woman. Her grief was perfectly sincere. And it was not the less so because with it was mingled a certain joy in the greatness of the calamity. She came of good sound peasant stock. Abiding in her was the spirit of those old songs and ballads in which daisies and daffodillies and lovers’ vows and smiles are so strangely inwoven with tombs and ghosts, with murders and all manner of grim things. She had not had education enough to spoil her nerve. She was able to take the rough with the smooth. She was able to take all life for her province, and death too.

“You should be thinking of ME, you naughty girl,” said Mrs. Batch. Katie walked over and placed a gentle hand on her mother’s shoulder. This, however, just led to another wave of tears. Mrs. Batch had a strong sense of how to act in the face of tragedy. By arguing with Clarence, Katie had wasted the advantage she had gained by fainting. Mrs. Batch wasn’t going to let her make up for it by being a comforter. I should add that this decision was only subconsciously held by the good woman. Her grief was completely genuine. And it wasn’t any less real because it was mixed with a certain joy in the severity of the disaster. She came from solid, hardworking peasant roots. Inside her lived the spirit of those old songs and ballads where daisies and daffodils, lovers’ vows, and smiles are strangely intertwined with graves and ghosts, with murders and all kinds of grim things. She hadn’t received enough education to weaken her resolve. She could handle both the rough and the smooth. She could embrace all of life as her domain, including death.

The Duke was dead. This was the stupendous outline she had grasped: now let it be filled in. She had been stricken: now let her be racked. Soon after her daughter had moved away, Mrs. Batch dried her eyes, and bade Clarence tell just what had happened. She did not flinch. Modern Katie did.

The Duke was dead. This was the shocking news she had understood: now let the details come to light. She had been devastated: now let her be overwhelmed. Soon after her daughter had left, Mrs. Batch dried her tears and asked Clarence to explain exactly what had happened. She didn't hesitate. Modern Katie did.

Such had ever been the Duke’s magic in the household that Clarence had at first forgotten to mention that any one else was dead. Of this omission he was glad. It promised him a new lease of importance. Meanwhile, he described in greater detail the Duke’s plunge. Mrs. Batch’s mind, while she listened, ran ahead, dog-like, into the immediate future, ranging around: “the family” would all be here to-morrow, the Duke’s own room must be “put straight” to-night, “I was of speaking”...

Such had always been the Duke’s influence in the household that Clarence initially forgot to mention that anyone else had died. He was glad about this oversight. It offered him a renewed sense of significance. In the meantime, he elaborated on the Duke’s fall. Mrs. Batch, while listening, mentally raced ahead, like a dog anticipating the future, thinking about how "the family" would all arrive tomorrow, the Duke’s room needed to be "tidied up" tonight, "I was saying"…

Katie’s mind harked back to the immediate past—to the tone of that voice, to that hand which she had kissed, to the touch of those lips on her brow, to the door-step she had made so white for him, day by day...

Katie's mind drifted back to the recent past—to the sound of that voice, to the hand she had kissed, to the feel of those lips on her forehead, to the doorstep she had kept so clean for him, day after day...

The sound of the rain had long ceased. There was the noise of a gathering wind.

The rain had stopped a while ago. Now, there was the sound of the wind picking up.

“Then in went a lot of others,” Clarence was saying. “And they all shouted out ‘Zuleika!’ just like he did. Then a lot more went in. First I thought it was some sort of fun. Not it!” And he told how, by inquiries further down the river, he had learned the extent of the disaster. “Hundreds and hundreds of them—ALL of them,” he summed up. “And all for the love of HER,” he added, as with a sulky salute to Romance.

“Then a bunch of others went in,” Clarence said. “And they all yelled ‘Zuleika!’ just like he did. Then even more went in. At first, I thought it was some kind of joke. Not at all!” He explained how, by asking around further down the river, he had discovered the scale of the disaster. “Hundreds and hundreds of them—ALL of them,” he concluded. “And all for the love of HER,” he added, giving a sulky salute to Romance.

Mrs. Batch had risen from her chair, the better to cope with such magnitude. She stood with wide-spread arms, silent, gaping. She seemed, by sheer force of sympathy, to be expanding to the dimensions of a crowd.

Mrs. Batch had stood up from her chair to better handle such a huge situation. She stood with her arms wide open, silent and staring. It felt like, through sheer empathy, she was growing to the size of a crowd.

Intensive Katie recked little of all these other deaths. “I only know,” she said, “that he hated her.”

Intensive Katie didn't care much about all these other deaths. "All I know," she said, "is that he hated her."

“Hundreds and hundreds—ALL,” intoned Mrs. Batch, then gave a sudden start, as having remembered something. Mr. Noaks! He, too! She staggered to the door, leaving her actual offspring to their own devices, and went heavily up the stairs, her mind scampering again before her.... If he was safe and sound, dear young gentleman, heaven be praised! and she would break the awful news to him, very gradually. If not, there was another “family” to be solaced; “I’m a mother myself, Mrs. Noaks”...

“Hundreds and hundreds—EVERYONE,” Mrs. Batch said dramatically, then suddenly remembered something. Mr. Noaks! He, too! She stumbled to the door, leaving her actual children to fend for themselves, and trudged up the stairs, her mind racing ahead of her.... If he was safe and sound, thank goodness! She would gently break the awful news to him. If not, there was another “family” to comfort; “I’m a mother myself, Mrs. Noaks”...

The sitting-room door was closed. Twice did Mrs. Batch tap on the panel, receiving no answer. She went in, gazed around in the dimness, sighed deeply, and struck a match. Conspicuous on the table lay a piece of paper. She bent to examine it. A piece of lined paper, torn from an exercise book, it was neatly inscribed with the words “What is Life without Love?” The final word and the note of interrogation were somewhat blurred, as by a tear. The match had burnt itself out. The landlady lit another, and read the legend a second time, that she might take in the full pathos of it. Then she sat down in the arm-chair. For some minutes she wept there. Then, having no more, tears, she went out on tip-toe, closing the door very quietly.

The sitting-room door was closed. Mrs. Batch knocked on the panel twice, but got no response. She went in, looked around in the dim light, sighed deeply, and struck a match. A piece of paper stood out on the table. She bent down to examine it. It was a piece of lined paper, torn from a notebook, neatly written with the words “What is Life without Love?” The last word and the question mark were slightly smudged, as if from a tear. The match burned out. The landlady lit another match and read the note again to fully grasp its sadness. Then she sat down in the armchair. For several minutes, she cried there. After running out of tears, she tiptoed out, quietly closing the door behind her.

As she descended the last flight of stairs, her daughter had just shut the front-door, and was coming along the hall.

As she came down the last flight of stairs, her daughter had just closed the front door and was walking down the hall.

“Poor Mr. Noaks—he’s gone,” said the mother.

“Poor Mr. Noaks—he’s gone,” the mother said.

“Has he?” said Katie listlessly.

“Has he?” Katie said, uninterested.

“Yes he has, you heartless girl. What’s that you’ve got in your hand? Why, if it isn’t the black-leading! And what have you been doing with that?”

“Yes, he has, you heartless girl. What’s that you have in your hand? Why, if it isn’t the black-leading! And what have you been doing with that?”

“Let me alone, mother, do,” said poor Katie. She had done her lowly task. She had expressed her mourning, as best she could, there where she had been wont to express her love.

“Just leave me alone, mom, please,” said poor Katie. She had completed her humble task. She had shown her grief, the best way she knew how, in the place where she used to show her love.





XXI

And Zuleika? She had done a wise thing, and was where it was best that she should be.

And Zuleika? She had made a smart choice and was exactly where she needed to be.

Her face lay upturned on the water’s surface, and round it were the masses of her dark hair, half floating, half submerged. Her eyes were closed, and her lips were parted. Not Ophelia in the brook could have seemed more at peace.

Her face was turned up towards the water’s surface, surrounded by masses of her dark hair, half floating, half submerged. Her eyes were closed, and her lips were slightly parted. Not even Ophelia in the stream could have appeared more at peace.

          “Like a creature born and suited  
     To that element,”  
 tranquil Zuleika lay.

Gently to and fro her tresses drifted on the water, or under the water went ever ravelling and unravelling. Nothing else of her stirred.

Gently back and forth, her hair floated on the water, or beneath the surface, it kept weaving and unwinding. Nothing else about her moved.

What to her now the loves that she had inspired and played on? the lives lost for her? Little thought had she now of them. Aloof she lay.

What do the loves she inspired and played with mean to her now? The lives lost because of her? She hardly thinks of them anymore. She lies there, detached.

Steadily rising from the water was a thick vapour that turned to dew on the window-pane. The air was heavy with scent of violets. These are the flowers of mourning; but their scent here and now signified nothing; for Eau de Violettes was the bath-essence that Zuleika always had.

Steadily rising from the water was a thick vapor that turned to dew on the window pane. The air was heavy with the scent of violets. These are the flowers of mourning, but their scent right now meant nothing; because Eau de Violettes was the bath essence that Zuleika always used.

The bath-room was not of the white-gleaming kind to which she was accustomed. The walls were papered, not tiled, and the bath itself was of japanned tin, framed in mahogany. These things, on the evening of her arrival at the Warden’s, had rather distressed her. But she was the better able to bear them because of that well-remembered past when a bath-room was in itself a luxury pined for—days when a not-large and not-full can of not-hot water, slammed down at her bedroom door by a governess-resenting housemaid, was as much as the gods allowed her. And there was, to dulcify for her the bath of this evening, the yet sharper contrast with the plight she had just come home in, sopped, shivering, clung to by her clothes. Because this bath was not a mere luxury, but a necessary precaution, a sure means of salvation from chill, she did the more gratefully bask in it, till Melisande came back to her, laden with warmed towels.

The bathroom wasn’t the bright, gleaming type she was used to. The walls were wallpapered, not tiled, and the bath itself was made of painted tin and framed in mahogany. These things had bothered her a bit on the evening of her arrival at the Warden’s. But she was able to handle them better because of her well-remembered past when a bathroom was a luxury she longed for—days when a not-so-large and not-very-full can of lukewarm water, dropped off at her bedroom door by a housemaid who resented her governess duties, was all the gods granted her. And the sharp contrast with the uncomfortable condition she had just come home in, soaked, shivering, and weighed down by her wet clothes, made this bath even sweeter. This bath wasn’t just a luxury; it was a necessary precaution, a sure way to save herself from the cold, so she appreciated it even more until Melisande returned with warmed towels.

A few minutes before eight o’clock she was fully ready to go down to dinner, with even more than the usual glow of health, and hungry beyond her wont.

A few minutes before eight o’clock, she was completely ready to head down to dinner, with an even brighter glow of health than usual, and hungrier than she typically was.

Yet, as she went down, her heart somewhat misgave her. Indeed, by force of the wide experience she had had as a governess, she never did feel quite at her ease when she was staying in a private house: the fear of not giving satisfaction haunted her; she was always on her guard; the shadow of dismissal absurdly hovered. And to-night she could not tell herself, as she usually did, not to be so silly. If her grandfather knew already the motive by which those young men had been actuated, dinner with him might be a rather strained affair. He might tell her, in so many words, that he wished he had not invited her to Oxford.

Yet, as she went downstairs, her heart sank a little. With her extensive experience as a governess, she never quite felt comfortable staying in a private home: the worry of not meeting expectations constantly nagged at her; she was always on edge, and the fear of being dismissed hung over her absurdly. And tonight, she couldn't tell herself, as she usually did, not to be so silly. If her grandfather already knew why those young men had acted as they did, dinner with him might be a bit tense. He might directly tell her that he wished he hadn’t invited her to Oxford.

Through the open door of the drawing room she saw him, standing majestic, draped in a voluminous black gown. Her instinct was to run away; but this she conquered. She went straight in, remembering not to smile.

Through the open door of the living room, she saw him, standing tall in a flowing black gown. Her instinct was to bolt; but she overcame it. She walked right in, reminding herself not to smile.

“Ah, ah,” said the Warden, shaking a forefinger at her with old-world playfulness. “And what have you to say for yourself?”

“Ah, ah,” said the Warden, shaking a forefinger at her with old-world playfulness. “And what do you have to say for yourself?”

Relieved, she was also a trifle shocked. Was it possible that he, a responsible old man, could take things so lightly?

Relieved, she was also a bit shocked. Could it really be that he, a responsible older man, could take things so lightly?

“Oh, grand-papa,” she answered, hanging her head, “what CAN I say? It is—it is too, too, dreadful.”

“Oh, grandpa,” she replied, looking down, “what CAN I say? It’s— it’s just too awful.”

“There, there, my dear. I was but jesting. If you have had an agreeable time, you are forgiven for playing truant. Where have you been all day?”

“There, there, my dear. I was just joking. If you’ve had a good time, you’re forgiven for skipping out. Where have you been all day?”

She saw that she had misjudged him. “I have just come from the river,” she said gravely.

She realized that she had misjudged him. “I just came from the river,” she said seriously.

“Yes? And did the College make its fourth bump to-night?”

“Yes? And did the College have its fourth bump tonight?”

“I—I don’t know, grand-papa. There was so much happening. It—I will tell you all about it at dinner.”

“I—I don’t know, grandpa. There was so much going on. It—I will tell you everything at dinner.”

“Ah, but to-night,” he said, indicating his gown, “I cannot be with you. The bump-supper, you know. I have to preside in Hall.”

“Ah, but tonight,” he said, pointing to his gown, “I can't be with you. The bump supper, you know. I have to oversee things in the Hall.”

Zuleika had forgotten there was to be a bump-supper, and, though she was not very sure what a bump-supper was, she felt it would be a mockery to-night.

Zuleika had completely forgotten there was going to be a bump-supper, and, while she wasn't entirely sure what a bump-supper was, she sensed it would feel like a joke tonight.

“But grand-papa—” she began.

“But Grandpa—” she began.

“My dear, I cannot dissociate myself from the life of the College. And, alas,” he said, looking at the clock, “I must leave you now. As soon as you have finished dinner, you might, if you would care to, come and peep down at us from the gallery. There is apt to be some measure of noise and racket, but all of it good-humoured and—boys will be boys—pardonable. Will you come?”

“My dear, I can't separate myself from the College life. And, unfortunately,” he said, glancing at the clock, “I have to leave you now. Once you've finished dinner, you might want to come and take a look down at us from the gallery. There might be some noise and commotion, but it's all in good fun and—boys will be boys—excusable. Will you come?”

“Perhaps, grand-papa,” she said awkwardly. Left alone, she hardly knew whether to laugh or cry. In a moment, the butler came to her rescue, telling her that dinner was served.

“Maybe, grandpa,” she said awkwardly. Once she was alone, she couldn’t tell if she should laugh or cry. After a moment, the butler came to her rescue, informing her that dinner was ready.

As the figure of the Warden emerged from Salt Cellar into the Front Quadrangle, a hush fell on the group of gowned Fellows outside the Hall. Most of them had only just been told the news, and (such is the force of routine in an University) were still sceptical of it. And in face of these doubts the three or four dons who had been down at the river were now half ready to believe that there must, after all, be some mistake, and that in this world of illusions they had to-night been specially tricked. To rebut this theory, there was the notable absence of undergraduates. Or was this an illusion, too? Men of thought, agile on the plane of ideas, devils of fellows among books, they groped feebly in this matter of actual life and death. The sight of their Warden heartened them. After all, he was the responsible person. He was father of the flock that had strayed, and grandfather of the beautiful Miss Zuleika.

As the Warden stepped out of Salt Cellar into the Front Quadrangle, a quietness settled over the group of gowned Fellows outside the Hall. Most of them had just received the news and, out of habit in a university setting, were still doubtful about it. Faced with these uncertainties, the three or four professors who had been by the river were starting to think there might actually be some mistake, and that tonight they had been particularly deceived in this world of illusions. To counter this theory, there was the notable absence of undergraduates. Or was that just another illusion? Intellectuals, quick-witted with ideas, and deep thinkers amongst books, they struggled to grasp the reality of life and death. The sight of their Warden gave them reassurance. After all, he was the one in charge. He was the father of the wayward flock and the grandfather of the beautiful Miss Zuleika.

Like her, they remembered not to smile in greeting him.

Like her, they made sure not to smile when greeting him.

“Good evening, gentlemen,” he said. “The storm seems to have passed.”

“Good evening, guys,” he said. “It looks like the storm has passed.”

There was a murmur of “Yes, Warden.”

There was a soft reply of “Yes, Warden.”

“And how did our boat acquit itself?”

“And how did our boat do?”

There was a shuffling pause. Every one looked at the Sub-Warden: it was manifestly for him to break the news, or to report the hallucination. He was nudged forward—a large man, with a large beard at which he plucked nervously.

There was a brief, uneasy silence. Everyone turned to the Sub-Warden: it was clearly his responsibility to deliver the news or to explain the misunderstanding. He was gently pushed forward—a big guy, with a bushy beard he nervously tugged at.

“Well, really, Warden,” he said, “we—we hardly know,” * and he ended with what can only be described as a giggle. He fell low in the esteem of his fellows.

“Well, really, Warden,” he said, “we—we barely know,” * and he ended with what can only be described as a giggle. He fell low in the esteem of his peers.

*Those of my readers who are into sports will remember the long debate about whether Judas actually collided with Magdalen. They won’t need reminding that it was largely due to the testimony of Mr. E. T. A. Cook, who was on the towing path at the time, that the O. U. B. C. ruled in Judas' favor and set the order of the boats for the next year accordingly.

Thinking of that past Sub-Warden whose fame was linked with the sun-dial, the Warden eyed this one keenly.

Thinking about that past Sub-Warden who was famous for the sun-dial, the Warden studied this one closely.

“Well, gentlemen,” he presently said, “our young men seem to be already at table. Shall we follow their example?” And he led the way up the steps.

“Well, gentlemen,” he said after a moment, “it looks like our young men are already at the table. Should we follow their lead?” And he started up the steps.

Already at table? The dons’ dubiety toyed with this hypothesis. But the aspect of the Hall’s interior was hard to explain away. Here were the three long tables, stretching white towards the dais, and laden with the usual crockery and cutlery, and with pots of flowers in honour of the occasion. And here, ranged along either wall, was the usual array of scouts, motionless, with napkins across their arms. But that was all.

Already at the table? The professors' uncertainty played with this idea. But the look of the Hall's interior was difficult to ignore. There were the three long tables, stretching white toward the stage, covered with the usual dishes and silverware, and with pots of flowers in honor of the occasion. And there, lined up along each wall, was the usual group of attendants, standing still with napkins draped across their arms. But that was it.

It became clear to the Warden that some organised prank or protest was afoot. Dignity required that he should take no heed whatsoever. Looking neither to the right nor to the left, stately he approached the dais, his Fellows to heel.

It was obvious to the Warden that some sort of organized prank or protest was happening. Dignity demanded that he ignore it completely. Without looking to the right or left, he confidently walked to the platform, his Fellows following closely behind.

In Judas, as in other Colleges, grace before meat is read by the Senior Scholar. The Judas grace (composed, they say, by Christopher Whitrid himself) is noted for its length and for the excellence of its Latinity. Who was to read it to-night? The Warden, having searched his mind vainly for a precedent, was driven to create one.

In Judas, like in other Colleges, the Senior Scholar reads the grace before meals. The Judas grace (said to be written by Christopher Whitrid himself) is known for being lengthy and for its excellent Latin. Who was supposed to read it tonight? The Warden, having searched his mind unsuccessfully for a precedent, had to come up with one.

“The Junior Fellow,” he said, “will read grace.”

“The Junior Fellow,” he said, “will read the blessing.”

Blushing to the roots of his hair, and with crablike gait, Mr. Pedby, the Junior Fellow, went and unhooked from the wall that little shield of wood on which the words of the grace are carven. Mr. Pedby was—Mr. Pedby is—a mathematician. His treatise on the Higher Theory of Short Division by Decimals had already won for him an European reputation. Judas was—Judas is—proud of Pedby. Nor is it denied that in undertaking the duty thrust on him he quickly controlled his nerves and read the Latin out in ringing accents. Better for him had he not done so. The false quantities he made were so excruciating and so many that, while the very scouts exchanged glances, the dons at the high table lost all command of their features, and made horrible noises in the effort to contain themselves. The very Warden dared not look from his plate.

Blushing from his roots to the tips of his hair, and moving like a crab, Mr. Pedby, the Junior Fellow, went and took down from the wall that little wooden plaque with the words of the grace carved on it. Mr. Pedby was—Mr. Pedby is—a mathematician. His paper on the Higher Theory of Short Division by Decimals had already earned him a European reputation. Judas was—Judas is—proud of Pedby. It’s also true that as he took on the duty forced upon him, he quickly steadied his nerves and read the Latin out loud in clear tones. It would have been better for him if he hadn’t. The mistakes he made were so painful and so numerous that, while the very scouts exchanged looks, the professors at the high table completely lost their composure and made terrible noises trying to hold back their laughter. Even the Warden didn’t dare to look away from his plate.

In every breast around the high table, behind every shirt-front or black silk waistcoat, glowed the recognition of a new birth. Suddenly, unheralded, a thing of highest destiny had fallen into their academic midst. The stock of Common Room talk had to-night been re-inforced and enriched for all time. Summers and winters would come and go, old faces would vanish, giving place to new, but the story of Pedby’s grace would be told always. Here was a tradition that generations of dons yet unborn would cherish and chuckle over. Something akin to awe mingled itself with the subsiding merriment. And the dons, having finished their soup, sipped in silence the dry brown sherry.

In every heart around the high table, behind every dress shirt or black silk waistcoat, there was a glow of recognition for something new and significant. Suddenly, without warning, a moment of great importance had entered their academic space. The conversation in the Common Room tonight had been strengthened and enriched for all time. Seasons would come and go, familiar faces would disappear, making way for new ones, but the tale of Pedby’s grace would always be shared. This was a tradition that generations of professors yet to be born would treasure and laugh about. A sense of awe mixed with the fading laughter. And the professors, having finished their soup, quietly sipped their dry brown sherry.

Those who sat opposite to the Warden, with their backs to the void, were oblivious of the matter that had so recently teased them. They were conscious only of an agreeable hush, in which they peered down the vistas of the future, watching the tradition of Pedby’s grace as it rolled brighter and ever brighter down to eternity.

Those sitting across from the Warden, with their backs to the emptiness, were unaware of the issue that had just troubled them. They were only aware of a pleasant quiet, where they looked ahead into the future, observing Pedby’s legacy shining brighter and brighter toward eternity.

The pop of a champagne cork startled them to remembrance that this was a bump-supper, and a bump-supper of a peculiar kind. The turbot that came after the soup, the champagne that succeeded the sherry, helped to quicken in these men of thought the power to grapple with a reality. The aforesaid three or four who had been down at the river recovered their lost belief in the evidence of their eyes and ears. In the rest was a spirit of receptivity which, as the meal went on, mounted to conviction. The Sub-Warden made a second and more determined attempt to enlighten the Warden; but the Warden’s eye met his with a suspicion so cruelly pointed that he again floundered and gave in.

The pop of a champagne cork reminded them that this was a bump supper, and a rather unusual one at that. The turbot that followed the soup and the champagne that came after the sherry energized these thoughtful men, allowing them to tackle reality. The three or four who had been down by the river regained their lost trust in what they could see and hear. The others showed a willingness to absorb information, which, as the meal progressed, grew into a solid belief. The Sub-Warden made a second, more determined effort to inform the Warden, but the Warden’s gaze met his with such sharp suspicion that he hesitated again and backed down.

All adown those empty other tables gleamed the undisturbed cutlery, and the flowers in the pots innocently bloomed. And all adown either wall, unneeded but undisbanded, the scouts remained. Some of the elder ones stood with closed eyes and heads sunk forward, now and again jerking themselves erect, and blinking around, wondering, remembering.

All along those empty tables, the untouched cutlery shone, and the flowers in the pots bloomed innocently. And all along each wall, unneeded but still present, the scouts stayed. Some of the older ones stood with their eyes closed and heads bowed, occasionally straightening up and looking around, wondering and remembering.

And for a while this scene was looked down on by a not disinterested stranger. For a while, her chin propped on her hands, Zuleika leaned over the rail of the gallery, just as she had lately leaned over the barge’s rail, staring down and along. But there was no spark of triumph now in her eyes; only a deep melancholy; and in her mouth a taste as of dust and ashes. She thought of last night, and of all the buoyant life that this Hall had held. Of the Duke she thought, and of the whole vivid and eager throng of his fellows in love. Her will, their will, had been done. But, there rose to her lips the old, old question that withers victory—“To what end?” Her eyes ranged along the tables, and an appalling sense of loneliness swept over her. She turned away, wrapping the folds of her cloak closer across her breast. Not in this College only, but through and through Oxford, there was no heart that beat for her—no, not one, she told herself, with that instinct for self-torture which comes to souls in torment. She was utterly alone to-night in the midst of a vast indifference. She! She! Was it possible? Were the gods so merciless? Ah no, surely...

And for a while, a somewhat uninterested stranger looked down on this scene. For a bit, Zuleika rested her chin on her hands as she leaned over the gallery rail, just like she had recently leaned over the barge’s rail, staring down and along. But now, there was no hint of triumph in her eyes; only a deep sadness; and in her mouth, a taste like dust and ashes. She thought about last night and all the lively energy this Hall had once held. She thought of the Duke and the whole vibrant and eager crowd of his fellow romantics. Their will had been fulfilled. But the old question that undermines victory rose to her lips—“What’s the point?” Her gaze swept across the tables, and a crushing sense of loneliness washed over her. She turned away, pulling the folds of her cloak tighter against her chest. Not just in this College, but all over Oxford, there wasn’t a single heart that cared for her—no one, she told herself, driven by that instinct for self-inflicted pain that comes to troubled souls. She was completely alone tonight in the midst of a vast indifference. She! She! Could it really be? Were the gods that cruel? Ah no, surely...

Down at the high table the feast drew to its close, and very different was the mood of the feasters from that of the young woman whose glance had for a moment rested on their unromantic heads. Generations of undergraduates had said that Oxford would be all very well but for the dons. Do you suppose that the dons had had no answering sentiment? Youth is a very good thing to possess, no doubt; but it is a tiresome setting for maturity. Youth all around prancing, vociferating, mocking; callow and alien youth, having to be looked after and studied and taught, as though nothing but it mattered, term after term—and now, all of a sudden, in mid-term, peace, ataraxy, a profound and leisured stillness. No lectures to deliver to-morrow; no “essays” to hear and criticise; time for the unvexed pursuit of pure learning...

Down at the high table, the feast was coming to an end, and the mood of the guests was very different from that of the young woman who had briefly looked at their unromantic heads. For generations, undergraduates had claimed that Oxford would be great if it weren't for the professors. Do you think the professors didn't feel the same way? Youth is certainly valuable, but it can be an annoying backdrop for maturity. Youth all around, prancing, shouting, mocking; immature and unfamiliar youth needing to be supervised, studied, and taught, as if nothing else mattered, term after term—and now, suddenly, in the middle of the term, there was peace, calm, a deep and leisurely stillness. No lectures to give tomorrow; no essays to hear and critique; time for the uncomplicated pursuit of pure learning...

As the Fellows passed out on their way to Common Room, there to tackle with a fresh appetite Pedby’s grace, they paused, as was their wont, on the steps of the Hall, looking up at the sky, envisaging the weather. The wind had dropped. There was even a glimpse of the moon riding behind the clouds. And now, a solemn and plangent token of Oxford’s perpetuity, the first stroke of Great Tom sounded.

As the Fellows left for the Common Room to enjoy Pedby’s meal with renewed enthusiasm, they stopped, as usual, on the steps of the Hall, looking up at the sky and considering the weather. The wind had calmed down. They could even see a bit of the moon peeking out from behind the clouds. Then, a solemn and moving sign of Oxford’s enduring nature, the first chime of Great Tom rang out.





XXII

Stroke by stroke, the great familiar monody of that incomparable curfew rose and fell in the stillness.

Stroke by stroke, the well-known melody of that unmatched curfew rose and fell in the quiet.

Nothing of Oxford lingers more surely than it in the memory of Oxford men; and to one revisiting these groves nothing is more eloquent of that scrupulous historic economy whereby his own particular past is utilised as the general present and future. “All’s as it was, all’s as it will be,” says Great Tom; and that is what he stubbornly said on the evening I here record.

Nothing about Oxford sticks in the memory of Oxford men quite like this; and for someone returning to these groves, nothing speaks more powerfully of that careful historic balance that uses one's own specific past as the shared present and future. “Everything is as it was, everything will be as it will be,” says Great Tom; and that’s what he firmly stated on the evening I’m writing about.

Stroke by measured and leisured stroke, the old euphonious clangour pervaded Oxford, spreading out over the meadows, along the river, audible in Iffley. But to the dim groups gathering and dispersing on either bank, and to the silent workers in the boats, the bell’s message came softened, equivocal; came as a requiem for these dead.

Stroke by slow and deliberate stroke, the old harmonious sound filled Oxford, spreading out over the meadows, along the river, heard even in Iffley. But to the indistinct groups forming and breaking up on either bank, and to the quiet workers in the boats, the bell’s message arrived muted, unclear; it came as a farewell for these lost souls.

Over the closed gates of Iffley lock, the water gushed down, eager for the sacrament of the sea. Among the supine in the field hard by, there was one whose breast bore a faint-gleaming star. And bending over him, looking down at him with much love and pity in her eyes, was the shade of Nellie O’Mora, that “fairest witch,” to whose memory he had to-day atoned.

Over the closed gates of Iffley lock, the water rushed down, eager for the connection to the sea. Among the people lying down in the nearby field, there was one whose chest had a faintly shining star. And bending over him, looking down at him with love and compassion in her eyes, was the spirit of Nellie O’Mora, that “most beautiful witch,” to whose memory he had made amends today.

And yonder, “sitting upon the river-bank o’ergrown,” with questioning eyes, was another shade, more habituated to these haunts—the shade known so well to bathers “in the abandoned lasher,” and to dancers “around the Fyfield elm in May.” At the bell’s final stroke, the Scholar Gipsy rose, letting fall on the water his gathered wild-flowers, and passed towards Cumnor.

And over there, “sitting by the overgrown riverbank,” with curious eyes, was another ghost, more familiar with these places—the ghost known so well to swimmers “in the forgotten lasher,” and to dancers “around the Fyfield elm in May.” At the final stroke of the bell, the Scholar Gipsy stood up, letting his collected wildflowers fall into the water, and then headed towards Cumnor.

And now, duly, throughout Oxford, the gates of the Colleges were closed, and closed were the doors of the lodging-houses. Every night, for many years, at this hour precisely, Mrs. Batch had come out from her kitchen, to turn the key in the front-door. The function had long ago become automatic. To-night, however, it was the cue for further tears. These did not cease at her return to the kitchen, where she had gathered about her some sympathetic neighbours—women of her own age and kind, capacious of tragedy; women who might be relied on; founts of ejaculation, wells of surmise, downpours of remembered premonitions.

And now, as expected, all the gates of the Colleges in Oxford were locked, and the doors of the lodging houses were shut. Every night, for many years, at this exact time, Mrs. Batch would come out of her kitchen to lock the front door. This task had long become routine for her. However, tonight, it triggered more tears. These didn’t stop when she returned to the kitchen, where she had gathered some sympathetic neighbors—women of her age and type, full of tragedy; women one could count on; sources of exclamations, wells of speculation, and downpours of remembered warnings.

With his elbows on the kitchen table, and his knuckles to his brow, sat Clarence, intent on belated “prep.” Even an eye-witness of disaster may pall if he repeat his story too often. Clarence had noted in the last recital that he was losing his hold on his audience. So now he sat committing to memory the names of the cantons of Switzerland, and waving aside with a harsh gesture such questions as were still put to him by the women.

With his elbows on the kitchen table and his fists against his forehead, Clarence sat focused on last-minute “prep.” Even someone who witnessed a disaster might get bored if he tells his story too many times. Clarence had realized in the last telling that he was losing his audience. So now he sat memorizing the names of the Swiss cantons and dismissing with a sharp wave any questions the women still asked him.

Katie had sought refuge in the need for “putting the gentlemen’s rooms straight,” against the arrival of the two families to-morrow. Duster in hand, and by the light of a single candle that barely survived the draught from the open window, she moved to and fro about the Duke’s room, a wan and listless figure, casting queerest shadows on the ceiling. There were other candles that she might have lit, but this ambiguous gloom suited her sullen humour. Yes, I am sorry to say, Katie was sullen. She had not ceased to mourn the Duke; but it was even more anger than grief that she felt at his dying. She was as sure as ever that he had not loved Miss Dobson; but this only made it the more outrageous that he had died because of her. What was there in this woman that men should so demean themselves for her? Katie, as you know, had at first been unaffected by the death of the undergraduates at large. But, because they too had died for Zuleika, she was bitterly incensed against them now. What could they have admired in such a woman? She didn’t even look like a lady. Katie caught the dim reflection of herself in the mirror. She took the candle from the table, and examined the reflection closely. She was sure she was just as pretty as Miss Dobson. It was only the clothes that made the difference—the clothes and the behaviour. Katie threw back her head, and smiled brilliantly, hand on hip. She nodded reassuringly at herself; and the black pearl and the pink danced a duet. She put the candle down, and undid her hair, roughly parting it on one side, and letting it sweep down over the further eyebrow. She fixed it in that fashion, and posed accordingly. Now! But gradually her smile relaxed, and a mist came to her eyes. For she had to admit that even so, after all, she hadn’t just that something which somehow Miss Dobson had. She put away from her the hasty dream she had had of a whole future generation of undergraduates drowning themselves, every one, in honour of her. She went wearily on with her work.

Katie had sought refuge in the need to “tidy up the gentlemen’s rooms” in preparation for the arrival of the two families tomorrow. With a duster in hand and by the light of a single candle that barely survived the draft from the open window, she moved back and forth in the Duke’s room, a pale and tired figure, casting strange shadows on the ceiling. There were other candles she could have lit, but this ambiguous gloom matched her moody feelings. Yes, I regret to say, Katie was moody. She hadn’t stopped mourning the Duke; but it was more anger than sadness that she felt at his death. She was still sure he hadn’t loved Miss Dobson; but this only made it more outrageous that he had died because of her. What was it about this woman that made men behave so poorly for her? At first, Katie hadn’t been affected by the deaths of the undergraduates at large. But now that they had also died for Zuleika, she was bitterly upset with them. What could they have seen in such a woman? She didn’t even look like a lady. Katie caught a dim reflection of herself in the mirror. She took the candle from the table and examined her reflection closely. She was sure she was just as pretty as Miss Dobson. It was only the clothes that made the difference—the clothes and the behavior. Katie threw back her head and smiled brightly, hand on her hip. She nodded reassuringly at herself; and the black pearl and the pink danced a duet. She put the candle down, undid her hair, roughly parting it on one side, letting it sweep down over the other eyebrow. She fixed it that way and posed accordingly. Now! But gradually her smile faded, and a mist came to her eyes. She had to admit that even so, she just didn’t have that special something that Miss Dobson somehow did. She pushed away the fleeting dream she had of a whole future generation of undergraduates drowning themselves, one and all, in her honor. She went wearily on with her work.

Presently, after a last look round, she went up the creaking stairs, to do Mr. Noaks’ room.

Presently, after taking one last look around, she went up the creaking stairs to clean Mr. Noaks' room.

She found on the table that screed which her mother had recited so often this evening. She put it in the waste-paper basket.

She found on the table that poem which her mother had recited so often this evening. She tossed it in the recycling bin.

Also on the table were a lexicon, a Thucydides, and some note-books. These she took and shelved without a tear for the closed labours they bore witness to.

Also on the table were a dictionary, a Thucydides, and some notebooks. She took these and put them on the shelf without a tear for the finished work they represented.

The next disorder that met her eye was one that gave her pause—seemed, indeed, to transfix her.

The next issue that caught her attention was one that made her stop in her tracks—it seemed to completely hold her attention.

Mr. Noaks had never, since he came to lodge here, possessed more than one pair of boots. This fact had been for her a lasting source of annoyance; for it meant that she had to polish Mr. Noaks’ boots always in the early morning, when there were so many other things to be done, instead of choosing her own time. Her annoyance had been all the keener because Mr. Noaks’ boots more than made up in size for what they lacked in number. Either of them singly took more time and polish than any other pair imaginable. She would have recognised them, at a glance, anywhere. Even so now, it was at a glance that she recognised the toes of them protruding from beneath the window-curtain. She dismissed the theory that Mr. Noaks might have gone utterly unshod to the river. She scouted the hypothesis that his ghost could be shod thus. By process of elimination she arrived at the truth. “Mr. Noaks,” she said quietly, “come out of there.”

Mr. Noaks had never, since moving in here, owned more than one pair of boots. This had always annoyed her, as it meant she had to polish Mr. Noaks' boots every morning, when there were so many other things to do, instead of picking her own time. Her annoyance was heightened by the fact that Mr. Noaks' boots were so big they made up for the lack of pairs. Each one took more time and polish than any other pair she could think of. She would recognize them anywhere, just by looking. Even now, she spotted the toes sticking out from under the curtain right away. She dismissed the idea that Mr. Noaks had gone to the river without shoes. She ruled out the possibility that his ghost could be wearing boots. By process of elimination, she figured it out. “Mr. Noaks,” she said quietly, “come out of there.”

There was a slight quiver of the curtain; no more. Katie repeated her words. There was a pause, then a convulsion of the curtain. Noaks stood forth.

There was a slight twitch of the curtain; nothing more. Katie repeated her words. There was a pause, then a jerk of the curtain. Noaks stepped forward.

Always, in polishing his boots, Katie had found herself thinking of him as a man of prodigious stature, well though she knew him to be quite tiny. Even so now, at recognition of his boots, she had fixed her eyes to meet his, when he should emerge, a full yard too high. With a sharp drop she focussed him.

Always, while polishing his boots, Katie found herself thinking of him as a man of impressive height, even though she knew he was quite short. Even now, when she recognized his boots, she made sure to fix her eyes at his level when he finally came out, a full yard too tall. With a quick adjustment, she focused on him.

“By what right,” he asked, “do you come prying about my room?”

“By what right,” he asked, “are you snooping around my room?”

This was a stroke so unexpected that it left Katie mute. It equally surprised Noaks, who had been about to throw himself on his knees and implore this girl not to betray him. He was quick, though, to clinch his advantage.

This was such an unexpected blow that it left Katie speechless. It also caught Noaks off guard, who had been about to drop to his knees and beg this girl not to turn him in. However, he was quick to take advantage of the situation.

“This,” he said, “is the first time I have caught you. Let it be the last.”

“This,” he said, “is the first time I’ve caught you. Let it be the last.”

Was this the little man she had so long despised, and so superciliously served? His very smallness gave him an air of concentrated force. She remembered having read that all the greatest men in history had been of less than the middle height. And—oh, her heart leapt—here was the one man who had scorned to die for Miss Dobson. He alone had held out against the folly of his fellows. Sole and splendid survivor he stood, rock-footed, before her. And impulsively she abased herself, kneeling at his feet as at the great double altar of some dark new faith.

Was this the little guy she had long looked down on and so arrogantly served? His small stature gave him an air of intense strength. She remembered reading that all the greatest figures in history had been below average height. And—oh, her heart raced—here was the one man who refused to die for Miss Dobson. He alone stood firm against the foolishness of those around him. Sole and magnificent, he stood, solid as rock, in front of her. And without thinking, she humbled herself, kneeling at his feet like at the great dual altar of some dark new belief.

“You are great, sir, you are wonderful,” she said, gazing up to him, rapt. It was the first time she had ever called him “sir.”

“You're amazing, sir, you're wonderful,” she said, looking up at him, captivated. It was the first time she had ever called him “sir.”

It is easier, as Michelet suggested, for a woman to change her opinion of a man than for him to change his opinion of himself. Noaks, despite the presence of mind he had shown a few moments ago, still saw himself as he had seen himself during the past hours: that is, as an arrant little coward—one who by his fear to die had put himself outside the pale of decent manhood. He had meant to escape from the house at dead of night and, under an assumed name, work his passage out to Australia—a land which had always made strong appeal to his imagination. No one, he had reflected, would suppose because his body was not retrieved from the water that he had not perished with the rest. And he had looked to Australia to make a man of him yet: in Encounter Bay, perhaps, or in the Gulf of Carpentaria, he might yet end nobly.

It’s easier, as Michelet pointed out, for a woman to change her opinion of a man than for him to change how he sees himself. Noaks, despite the clarity he had shown moments before, still viewed himself as he had over the past hours: as a complete coward—one who, out of fear of dying, had stepped outside the boundaries of decent manhood. He had planned to sneak out of the house in the dead of night and, under a fake name, work his way to Australia—a place that had always fascinated him. He figured no one would think that since his body wasn’t found in the water, he hadn’t perished like the others. He hoped Australia would help him become a man; perhaps in Encounter Bay or the Gulf of Carpentaria, he might yet achieve something great.

Thus Katie’s behaviour was as much an embarrassment as a relief; and he asked her in what way he was great and wonderful.

Thus, Katie’s behavior was both embarrassing and a relief; and he asked her how he was great and wonderful.

“Modest, like all heroes!” she cried, and, still kneeling, proceeded to sing his praises with a so infectious fervour that Noaks did begin to feel he had done a fine thing in not dying. After all, was it not moral cowardice as much as love that had tempted him to die? He had wrestled with it, thrown it. “Yes,” said he, when her rhapsody was over, “perhaps I am modest.”

“Modest, just like all heroes!” she exclaimed, and, still kneeling, began to sing his praises with such an infectious enthusiasm that Noaks started to feel he had done a great thing by not dying. After all, wasn’t it as much moral cowardice as love that had tempted him to end it all? He had struggled with it, fought against it. “Yes,” he said when her praise finally came to an end, “maybe I am modest.”

“And that is why you hid yourself just now?”

“And that’s why you just hid yourself?”

“Yes,” he gladly said. “I hid myself for the same reason,” he added, “when I heard your mother’s footstep.”

“Yes,” he said happily. “I hid for the same reason,” he added, “when I heard your mom's footsteps.”

“But,” she faltered, with a sudden doubt, “that bit of writing which Mother found on the table—”

“But,” she hesitated, suddenly unsure, “that piece of writing that Mom found on the table—”

“That? Oh, that was only a general reflection, copied out of a book.”

"That? Oh, that was just a general thought I took from a book."

“Oh, won’t poor Mother be glad when she knows!”

“Oh, won’t poor Mom be happy when she finds out!”

“I don’t want her to know,” said Noaks, with a return of nervousness. “You mustn’t tell any one. I—the fact is—”

“I don’t want her to know,” Noaks said, nervously again. “You can’t tell anyone. I—the truth is—”

“Ah, that is so like you!” the girl said tenderly. “I suppose it was your modesty that all this while blinded me. Please, sir, I have a confession to make to you. Never till to-night have I loved you.”

“Ah, that’s so typical of you!” the girl said gently. “I guess it was your modesty that kept me from seeing it all this time. Please, sir, I have something to confess. Until tonight, I’ve never loved you.”

Exquisite was the shock of these words to one who, not without reason, had always assumed that no woman would ever love him. Before he knew what he was doing, he had bent down and kissed the sweet upturned face. It was the first kiss he had ever given outside his family circle. It was an artless and a resounding kiss.

Exquisite was the shock of these words to one who, not without reason, had always assumed that no woman would ever love him. Before he knew what he was doing, he had bent down and kissed the sweet upturned face. It was the first kiss he had ever given outside his family circle. It was an artless and a resounding kiss.

He started back, dazed. What manner of man, he wondered, was he? A coward, piling profligacy on poltroonery? Or a hero, claiming exemption from moral law? What was done could not be undone; but it could be righted. He drew off from the little finger of his left hand that iron ring which, after a twinge of rheumatism, he had to-day resumed.

He stepped back, confused. What kind of man was he, he wondered? A coward, adding recklessness to weakness? Or a hero, exempt from moral law? What’s done is done; but it could be fixed. He took off the iron ring from the little finger of his left hand that he had put back on today after a twinge of arthritis.

“Wear it,” he said.

"Put it on," he said.

“You mean—?” She leapt to her feet.

“You mean—?” She jumped to her feet.

“That we are engaged. I hope you don’t think we have any choice?”

“That we’re engaged. I hope you don’t think we have a choice?”

She clapped her hands, like the child she was, and adjusted the ring.

She clapped her hands, like the child she was, and adjusted the ring.

“It is very pretty,” she said.

“It’s really beautiful,” she said.

“It is very simple,” he answered lightly. “But,” he added, with a change of tone, “it is very durable. And that is the important thing. For I shall not be in a position to marry before I am forty.”

“It’s really simple,” he replied casually. “But,” he continued, shifting his tone, “it’s very durable. And that’s what matters. Because I won’t be able to marry until I’m forty.”

A shadow of disappointment hovered over Katie’s clear young brow, but was instantly chased away by the thought that to be engaged was almost as splendid as to be married.

A shadow of disappointment crossed Katie’s clear young brow, but was quickly replaced by the thought that being engaged was almost as wonderful as being married.

“Recently,” said her lover, “I meditated leaving Oxford for Australia. But now that you have come into my life, I am compelled to drop that notion, and to carve out the career I had first set for myself. A year hence, if I get a Second in Greats—and I SHALL” he said, with a fierce look that entranced her—“I shall have a very good chance of an assistant-mastership in a good private school. In eighteen years, if I am careful—and, with you waiting for me, I SHALL be careful—my savings will enable me to start a small school of my own, and to take a wife. Even then it would be more prudent to wait another five years, no doubt. But there was always a streak of madness in the Noakses. I say ‘Prudence to the winds!’”

“Recently,” said her lover, “I thought about leaving Oxford for Australia. But now that you’re in my life, I can’t keep that idea and I need to pursue the career I originally planned for myself. A year from now, if I get a Second in Greats—and I WILL,” he said, with a fierce look that captivated her—“I’ll have a great chance of getting a teaching position at a good private school. In eighteen years, if I’m smart—and with you waiting for me, I WILL be smart—my savings will let me start my own small school and marry. Even then, it would probably be wiser to wait another five years, for sure. But there’s always been a bit of madness in the Noakses. I say, ‘To hell with caution!’”

“Ah, don’t say that!” exclaimed Katie, laying a hand on his sleeve.

“Ah, don’t say that!” Katie said, putting a hand on his sleeve.

“You are right. Never hesitate to curb me. And,” he said, touching the ring, “an idea has just occurred to me. When the time comes, let this be the wedding-ring. Gold is gaudy—not at all the thing for a schoolmaster’s bride. It is a pity,” he muttered, examining her through his spectacles, “that your hair is so golden. A schoolmaster’s bride should—Good heavens! Those ear-rings! Where did you get THEM?”

“You're right. Never hesitate to hold me back. And,” he said, touching the ring, “I just had an idea. When the time comes, let this be the wedding ring. Gold is flashy—not at all suitable for a schoolmaster’s bride. It’s unfortunate,” he muttered, examining her through his glasses, “that your hair is so golden. A schoolmaster’s bride should—Oh my goodness! Those earrings! Where did you get those?”

“They were given to me to-day,” Katie faltered. “The Duke gave me them.”

“They were given to me today,” Katie said hesitantly. “The Duke gave them to me.”

“Indeed?”

"Seriously?"

“Please, sir, he gave me them as a memento.”

“Please, sir, he gave them to me as a memento.”

“And that memento shall immediately be handed over to his executors.”

“And that keepsake shall be handed over to his executors right away.”

“Yes, sir.”

“Sure, sir.”

“I should think so!” was on the tip of Noaks’ tongue, but suddenly he ceased to see the pearls as trinkets finite and inapposite—saw them, in a flash, as things transmutable by sale hereafter into desks, forms, black-boards, maps, lockers, cubicles, gravel soil, diet unlimited, and special attention to backward pupils. Simultaneously, he saw how mean had been his motive for repudiating the gift. What more despicable than jealousy of a man deceased? What sillier than to cast pearls before executors? Sped by nothing but the pulse of his hot youth, he had wooed and won this girl. Why flinch from her unsought dowry?

"I should think so!" was on the tip of Noaks' tongue, but suddenly he stopped seeing the pearls as pointless trinkets—he saw them, in an instant, as things that could be sold later for desks, forms, blackboards, maps, lockers, cubicles, gravel soil, unlimited food, and special attention for struggling students. At the same time, he realized how petty his reason for rejecting the gift had been. What could be more despicable than being jealous of a dead man? What could be sillier than throwing pearls at executors? Driven only by the excitement of his youth, he had pursued and won this girl. Why shy away from her unexpected inheritance?

He told her his vision. Her eyes opened wide to it. “And oh,” she cried, “then we can be married as soon as you take your degree!”

He shared his vision with her. Her eyes widened in excitement. “Oh,” she exclaimed, “then we can get married as soon as you graduate!”

He bade her not be so foolish. Who ever heard of a head-master aged three-and-twenty? What parent or guardian would trust a stripling? The engagement must run its course. “And,” he said, fidgeting, “do you know that I have hardly done any reading to-day?”

He told her not to be so silly. Who has ever heard of a headmaster who's just twenty-three? What parent or guardian would trust a kid? The engagement has to go on as planned. “And,” he said, shifting nervously, “do you realize that I’ve hardly done any reading today?”

“You want to read NOW—TO-NIGHT?”

“Do you want to read now—tonight?”

“I must put in a good two hours. Where are the books that were on my table?”

"I need to put in a solid two hours. Where are the books that were on my table?"

Reverently—he was indeed a king of men—she took the books down from the shelf, and placed them where she had found them. And she knew not which thrilled her the more—the kiss he gave her at parting, or the tone in which he told her that the one thing he could not and would not stand was having his books disturbed.

Reverently—he was truly a king of men—she took the books down from the shelf and put them back where she found them. And she couldn't tell which excited her more—the kiss he gave her when they parted, or the way he told her that the one thing he could not and would not tolerate was having his books disturbed.

Still less than before attuned to the lugubrious session downstairs, she went straight up to her attic, and did a little dance there in the dark. She threw open the lattice of the dormer-window, and leaned out, smiling, throbbing.

Still less connected to the sad gathering downstairs, she went straight up to her attic and did a little dance in the dark. She opened the dormer window and leaned out, smiling and full of energy.

The Emperors, gazing up, saw her happy, and wondered; saw Noaks’ ring on her finger, and would fain have shaken their grey heads.

The Emperors looked up and saw her happy, and they were puzzled; they noticed Noaks' ring on her finger and almost shook their gray heads in disbelief.

Presently she was aware of a protrusion from the window beneath hers. The head of her beloved! Fondly she watched it, wished she could reach down to stroke it. She loved him for having, after all, left his books. It was sweet to be his excuse. Should she call softly to him? No, it might shame him to be caught truant. He had already chidden her for prying. So she did but gaze down on his head silently, wondering whether in eighteen years it would be bald, wondering whether her own hair would still have the fault of being golden. Most of all, she wondered whether he loved her half so much as she loved him.

Right now, she noticed a head sticking out from the window below hers. It was her beloved! She watched it fondly, wishing she could reach down and stroke it. She cherished that he had, after all, left his books behind. It felt nice to be his reason for breaking away. Should she call out to him softly? No, that might embarrass him for skipping out. He had already scolded her for being nosy. So, she just gazed silently at his head, wondering if it would be bald in eighteen years and if her own hair would still be the same golden color. Most of all, she wondered if he loved her even half as much as she loved him.

This happened to be precisely what he himself was wondering. Not that he wished himself free. He was one of those in whom the will does not, except under very great pressure, oppose the conscience. What pressure here? Miss Batch was a superior girl; she would grace any station in life. He had always been rather in awe of her. It was a fine thing to be suddenly loved by her, to be in a position to over-rule her every whim. Plighting his troth, he had feared she would be an encumbrance, only to find she was a lever. But—was he deeply in love with her? How was it that he could not at this moment recall her features, or the tone of her voice, while of deplorable Miss Dobson, every lineament, every accent, so vividly haunted him? Try as he would to beat off these memories, he failed, and—some very great pressure here!—was glad he failed; glad though he found himself relapsing to the self-contempt from which Miss Batch had raised him. He scorned himself for being alive. And again, he scorned himself for his infidelity. Yet he was glad he could not forget that face, that voice—that queen. She had smiled at him when she borrowed the ring. She had said “Thank you.” Oh, and now, at this very moment, sleeping or waking, actually she was somewhere—she! herself! This was an incredible, an indubitable, an all-magical fact for the little fellow.

This was exactly what he was thinking. Not that he wanted to be free. He was someone whose will didn't, unless under a lot of pressure, oppose his conscience. What pressure was he feeling? Miss Batch was an exceptional woman; she would shine in any position in life. He had always been a bit intimidated by her. It was a wonderful thing to suddenly be loved by her, to be in a position to indulge her every desire. When he promised his loyalty, he had worried she might be a burden, only to find she was a strength. But—was he truly in love with her? Why couldn’t he recall her features or the sound of her voice right now, while every detail of unfortunate Miss Dobson was haunting him so vividly? No matter how hard he tried to push those memories away, he couldn’t succeed, and—despite the immense pressure—he was glad he couldn't; glad even though he felt himself slipping back into the self-loathing Miss Batch had helped him escape. He despised himself for being alive. And again, he despised himself for being unfaithful. Yet, he was glad he couldn't forget that face, that voice—that queen. She had smiled at him when she borrowed the ring. She had said, “Thank you.” Oh, and now, at this very moment, whether awake or asleep, she was somewhere—she! herself! This was an incredible, undeniable, all-magical truth for the little guy.

From the street below came a faint cry that was as the cry of his own heart, uttered by her own lips. Quaking, he peered down, and dimly saw, over the way, a cloaked woman.

From the street below, a faint cry echoed that felt just like the cry of his own heart, spoken by her own lips. Trembling, he looked down and barely saw, across the way, a woman in a cloak.

She—yes, it was she herself—came gliding to the middle of the road, gazing up at him.

She—yes, it was her—glided to the middle of the road, looking up at him.

“At last!” he heard her say. His instinct was to hide himself from the queen he had not died for. Yet he could not move.

“At last!” he heard her say. His instinct was to hide from the queen he hadn't died for. Yet he couldn't move.

“Or,” she quavered, “are you a phantom sent to mock me? Speak!”

“Or,” she trembled, “are you a ghost sent to tease me? Speak!”

“Good evening,” he said huskily.

"Good evening," he said softly.

“I knew,” she murmured, “I knew the gods were not so cruel. Oh man of my need,” she cried, stretching out her arms to him, “oh heaven-sent, I see you only as a dark outline against the light of your room. But I know you. Your name is Noaks, isn’t it? Dobson is mine. I am your Warden’s grand-daughter. I am faint and foot-sore. I have ranged this desert city in search of—of YOU. Let me hear from your own lips that you love me. Tell me in your own words—” She broke off with a little scream, and did not stand with forefinger pointed at him, gazing, gasping.

“I knew,” she whispered, “I knew the gods weren't that cruel. Oh man I need,” she cried, reaching out her arms to him, “oh heaven-sent, I can only see you as a dark shape against the light of your room. But I know you. Your name is Noaks, right? Dobson is mine. I’m the granddaughter of your Warden. I feel weak and tired. I've roamed this desert city searching for— for YOU. Let me hear you say you love me. Tell me in your own words—” She stopped with a little scream and stood there, finger pointed at him, gazing, gasping.

“Listen, Miss Dobson,” he stammered, writhing under what he took to be the lash of her irony. “Give me time to explain. You see me here—”

“Listen, Miss Dobson,” he stuttered, squirming under what he thought was her sarcastic tone. “Give me a moment to explain. You see me here—”

“Hush,” she cried, “man of my greater, my deeper and nobler need! Oh hush, ideal which not consciously I was out for to-night—ideal vouchsafed to me by a crowning mercy! I sought a lover, I find a master. I sought but a live youth, was blind to what his survival would betoken. Oh master, you think me light and wicked. You stare coldly down at me through your spectacles, whose glint I faintly discern now that the moon peeps forth. You would be readier to forgive me the havoc I have wrought if you could for the life of you understand what charm your friends found in me. You marvel, as at the skull of Helen of Troy. No, you don’t think me hideous: you simply think me plain. There was a time when I thought YOU plain—you whose face, now that the moon shines full on it, is seen to be of a beauty that is flawless without being insipid. Oh that I were a glove upon that hand, that I might touch that cheek! You shudder at the notion of such contact. My voice grates on you. You try to silence me with frantic though exquisite gestures, and with noises inarticulate but divine. I bow to your will, master. Chasten me with your tongue.”

“Quiet,” she exclaimed, “man of my greater, deeper, and nobler need! Oh quiet, ideal that I wasn’t even consciously searching for tonight—ideal granted to me by a profound mercy! I wanted a lover, but I found a master. I looked for a vibrant young man but was blind to what his survival would mean. Oh master, you think I’m frivolous and wicked. You look down at me coldly through your glasses, which I can barely see glinting now that the moon is shining. You would be more willing to forgive me for the chaos I’ve caused if you could understand what charm your friends saw in me. You marvel at me like you would at the skull of Helen of Troy. No, you don’t find me ugly: you just think I’m plain. There was a time when I thought YOU were plain—you, whose face, now that the moon is fully shining on it, reveals a beauty that is flawless without being bland. Oh, how I wish I were a glove on that hand, so I could touch that cheek! You recoil at the idea of such contact. My voice irritates you. You try to silence me with frantic but graceful gestures, and with noises that are inarticulate yet divine. I submit to your will, master. Punish me with your words.”

“I am not what you think me,” gibbered Noaks. “I was not afraid to die for you. I love you. I was on my way to the river this afternoon, but I—I tripped and sprained my ankle, and—and jarred my spine. They carried me back here. I am still very weak. I can’t put my foot to the ground. As soon as I can—”

“I’m not who you think I am,” Noaks said quickly. “I wasn’t afraid to die for you. I love you. I was heading to the river this afternoon, but I—I tripped and sprained my ankle, and—and hurt my back. They brought me back here. I’m still really weak. I can’t put my foot on the ground. As soon as I can—”

Just then Zuleika heard a little sharp sound which, for the fraction of an instant, before she knew it to be a clink of metal on the pavement, she thought was the breaking of the heart within her. Looking quickly down, she heard a shrill girlish laugh aloft. Looking quickly up, she descried at the unlit window above her lover’s a face which she remembered as that of the land-lady’s daughter.

Just then, Zuleika heard a quick, sharp sound that, for a brief moment, she thought was her heart breaking before she realized it was just metal clinking on the pavement. Glancing down quickly, she heard a high-pitched, girlish laugh above. Looking up fast, she spotted a face at the dark window above her lover’s, which she recognized as the landlady’s daughter.

“Find it, Miss Dobson,” laughed the girl. “Crawl for it. It can’t have rolled far, and it’s the only engagement-ring you’ll get from HIM,” she said, pointing to the livid face twisted painfully up at her from the lower window. “Grovel for it, Miss Dobson. Ask him to step down and help you. Oh, he can! That was all lies about his spine and ankle. Afraid, that’s what he was—I see it all now—afraid of the water. I wish you’d found him as I did—skulking behind the curtain. Oh, you’re welcome to him.”

“Find it, Miss Dobson,” the girl laughed. “Crawl for it. It can’t have rolled far, and it’s the only engagement ring you’ll get from HIM,” she said, pointing at the bruised face twisted in pain looking up at her from the lower window. “Grovel for it, Miss Dobson. Ask him to come down and help you. Oh, he can! All that stuff about his spine and ankle was lies. Afraid, that’s what he was—I see it now—afraid of the water. I wish you’d found him like I did—hiding behind the curtain. Oh, you’re welcome to him.”

“Don’t listen,” Noaks cried down. “Don’t listen to that person. I admit I have trifled with her affections. This is her revenge—these wicked untruths—these—these—”

“Don’t listen,” Noaks shouted down. “Don’t listen to that person. I admit I’ve played with her feelings. This is her revenge—these evil lies—these—these—”

Zuleika silenced him with a gesture. “Your tone to me,” she said up to Katie, “is not without offence; but the stamp of truth is on what you tell me. We have both been deceived in this man, and are, in some sort, sisters.”

Zuleika silenced him with a gesture. “Your tone toward me,” she said to Katie, “is a bit offensive; but there’s truth in what you're telling me. We've both been misled by this man, and in a way, we are like sisters.”

“Sisters?” cried Katie. “Your sisters are the snake and the spider, though neither of them wishes it known. I loathe you. And the Duke loathed you, too.”

“Sisters?” Katie exclaimed. “Your sisters are the snake and the spider, but neither of them wants that revealed. I can’t stand you. And the Duke couldn’t stand you either.”

“What’s that?” gasped Zuleika.

“What’s that?” gasped Zuleika.

“Didn’t he tell you? He told me. And I warrant he told you, too.”

“Didn’t he tell you? He told me. And I bet he told you, too.”

“He died for love of me: d’you hear?”

“He died for love of me: do you hear?”

“Ah, you’d like people to think so, wouldn’t you? Does a man who loves a woman give away the keepsake she gave him? Look!” Katie leaned forward, pointing to her ear-rings. “He loved ME,” she cried. “He put them in with his own hands—told me to wear them always. And he kissed me—kissed me good-bye in the street, where every one could see. He kissed me,” she sobbed. “No other man shall ever do that.”

“Ah, you want people to believe that, don’t you? Does a man who loves a woman give away the gift she gave him? Look!” Katie leaned in, pointing to her earrings. “He loved ME,” she exclaimed. “He put them in with his own hands—told me to wear them always. And he kissed me—kissed me goodbye in the street, where everyone could see. He kissed me,” she cried. “No other man will ever do that.”

“Ah, that he did!” said a voice level with Zuleika. It was the voice of Mrs. Batch, who a few moments ago had opened the door for her departing guests.

“Ah, that he did!” said a voice at Zuleika’s level. It was Mrs. Batch, who had just opened the door for her departing guests a few moments ago.

“Ah, that he did!” echoed the guests.

“Yeah, he really did!” echoed the guests.

“Never mind them, Miss Dobson,” cried Noaks, and at the sound of his voice Mrs. Batch rushed into the middle of the road, to gaze up. “I love you. Think what you will of me. I—”

“Forget about them, Miss Dobson,” shouted Noaks, and at the sound of his voice, Mrs. Batch rushed into the middle of the road to look up. “I love you. Think what you want about me. I—”

“You!” flashed Zuleika. “As for you, little Sir Lily Liver, leaning out there, and, I frankly tell you, looking like nothing so much as a gargoyle hewn by a drunken stone-mason for the adornment of a Methodist Chapel in one of the vilest suburbs of Leeds or Wigan, I do but felicitate the river-god and his nymphs that their water was saved to-day by your cowardice from the contamination of your plunge.”

“You!” Zuleika shot back. “And you, little Sir Lily Liver, hanging out there and, honestly, looking like nothing more than a gargoyle made by a drunk stone mason for decoration on a Methodist Chapel in one of the worst suburbs of Leeds or Wigan. I can only congratulate the river god and his nymphs that their water was spared today from the pollution of your dive because of your cowardice.”

“Shame on you, Mr. Noaks,” said Mrs. Batch, “making believe you were dead—”

“Shame on you, Mr. Noaks,” said Mrs. Batch, “pretending you were dead—”

“Shame!” screamed Clarence, who had darted out into the fray.

“Shame!” shouted Clarence, who had rushed into the chaos.

“I found him hiding behind the curtain,” chimed in Katie.

“I found him hiding behind the curtain,” Katie said.

“And I a mother to him!” said Mrs. Batch, shaking her fist. “‘What is life without love?’ indeed! Oh, the cowardly, underhand—”

“And I a mother to him!” said Mrs. Batch, shaking her fist. “‘What is life without love?’ really! Oh, the cowardly, sneaky—”

“Wretch,” prompted her cronies.

"Wretch," urged her friends.

“Let’s kick him out of the house!” suggested Clarence, dancing for joy.

“Let’s kick him out of the house!” suggested Clarence, dancing with joy.

Zuleika, smiling brilliantly down at the boy, said “Just you run up and fight him!”

Zuleika, smiling brightly down at the boy, said, “Just go ahead and fight him!”

“Right you are,” he answered, with a look of knightly devotion, and darted back into the house.

“Absolutely,” he replied, with a look of chivalrous devotion, and rushed back into the house.

“No escape!” she cried up to Noaks. “You’ve got to fight him now. He and you are just about evenly matched, I fancy.”

“No way out!” she yelled up to Noaks. “You have to take him on now. You two are pretty evenly matched, I think.”

But, grimly enough, Zuleika’s estimate was never put to the test. Is it harder for a coward to fight with his fists than to kill himself? Or again, is it easier for him to die than to endure a prolonged cross-fire of women’s wrath and scorn? This I know: that in the life of even the least and meanest of us there is somewhere one fine moment—one high chance not missed. I like to think it was by operation of this law that Noaks had now clambered out upon the window-sill, silencing, sickening, scattering like chaff the women beneath him.

But, unfortunately, Zuleika’s belief was never tested. Is it harder for a coward to fight with his fists than to take his own life? Or is it easier for him to die than to face a relentless barrage of women’s anger and contempt? What I do know is that in the life of even the least significant among us, there is at least one shining moment—one great opportunity we don’t miss. I like to think that it was because of this truth that Noaks had now climbed out onto the window sill, silencing, weakening, and scattering the women below him like chaff.

He was already not there when Clarence bounded into the room. “Come on!” yelled the boy, first thrusting his head behind the door, then diving beneath the table, then plucking aside either window-curtain, vowing vengeance.

He was already gone when Clarence bounced into the room. “Come on!” yelled the boy, first sticking his head behind the door, then diving under the table, and then pulling aside each window curtain, swearing revenge.

Vengeance was not his. Down on the road without, not yet looked at but by the steadfast eyes of the Emperors, the last of the undergraduates lay dead; and fleet-footed Zuleika, with her fingers still pressed to her ears, had taken full toll now.

Vengeance wasn’t his. Down the road outside, not yet seen except by the unwavering gaze of the Emperors, the last of the undergraduates lay dead; and swift-footed Zuleika, with her fingers still pressed to her ears, had now fully claimed her price.





XXIII

Twisting and turning in her flight, with wild eyes that fearfully retained the image of that small man gathering himself to spring, Zuleika found herself suddenly where she could no further go.

Twisting and turning in her flight, with wild eyes that fearfully held onto the image of that small man getting ready to jump, Zuleika suddenly realized she had reached a dead end.

She was in that grim ravine by which you approach New College. At sight of the great shut gate before her, she halted, and swerved to the wall. She set her brow and the palms of her hands against the cold stones. She threw back her head, and beat the stones with her fists.

She was in that dark ravine you pass through to get to New College. When she saw the big closed gate in front of her, she stopped and moved to the wall. She pressed her forehead and palms against the cold stones. She threw her head back and pounded the stones with her fists.

It was not only what she had seen, it was what she had barely saved herself from seeing, and what she had not quite saved herself from hearing, that she strove so piteously to forget. She was sorrier for herself, angrier, than she had been last night when the Duke laid hands on her. Why should every day have a horrible ending? Last night she had avenged herself. To-night’s outrage was all the more foul and mean because of its certain immunity. And the fact that she had in some measure brought it on herself did but whip her rage. What a fool she had been to taunt the man! Yet no, how could she have foreseen that he would—do THAT? How could she have guessed that he, who had not dared seemly death for her in the gentle river, would dare—THAT?

It wasn't just what she had seen; it was what she had barely managed not to see and what she couldn't quite block out hearing that she desperately tried to forget. She felt more sorry for herself, more angry, than she had the night before when the Duke touched her. Why did every day have to end so horribly? Last night, she had gotten back at him. Tonight's assault felt even more disgusting and petty because it seemed untouchable. The fact that she had in some way brought it upon herself only fueled her anger. What a fool she had been to provoke the man! But no, how could she have anticipated that he would—do THAT? How could she have guessed that he, who hadn’t been brave enough to face a dignified death for her in the gentle river, would dare—THAT?

She shuddered the more as she now remembered that this very day, in that very house, she had invited for her very self a similar fate. What if the Duke had taken her word? Strange! she wouldn’t have flinched then. She had felt no horror at the notion of such a death. And thus she now saw Noaks’ conduct in a new light—saw that he had but wished to prove his love, not at all to affront her. This understanding quickly steadied her nerves. She did not need now to forget what she had seen; and, not needing to forget it—thus are our brains fashioned—she was able to forget it.

She shuddered even more as she remembered that on this very day, in that very house, she had invited a similar fate for herself. What if the Duke had taken her seriously? Strange! She wouldn’t have flinched back then. She felt no fear at the idea of such a death. Now, she viewed Noaks’ behavior differently—she realized he only wanted to prove his love, not to insult her. This realization quickly calmed her nerves. She didn’t need to forget what she had seen; and since she didn’t need to forget it—such is how our minds work—she was able to forget it.

But by removal of one load her soul was but bared for a more grievous other. Her memory harked back to what had preceded the crisis. She recalled those moments of doomed rapture in which her heart had soared up to the apocalyptic window—recalled how, all the while she was speaking to the man there, she had been chafed by the inadequacy of language. Oh, how much more she had meant than she could express! Oh, the ecstasy of that self-surrender! And the brevity of it! the sudden odious awakening! Thrice in this Oxford she had been duped. Thrice all that was fine and sweet in her had leapt forth, only to be scourged back into hiding. Poor heart inhibited! She gazed about her. The stone alley she had come into, the terrible shut gate, were for her a visible symbol of the destiny she had to put up with. Wringing her hands, she hastened along the way she had come. She vowed she would never again set foot in Oxford. She wished herself out of the hateful little city to-night. She even wished herself dead.

But by getting rid of one burden, her soul was left exposed to an even heavier one. She remembered what had happened before the crisis. She recalled those moments of doomed joy when her heart had soared up to the apocalyptic window—remembered how, while she was talking to the man there, she had felt frustrated by her inability to express herself. Oh, how much more she had wanted to say than she could communicate! Oh, the ecstasy of that total surrender! And how brief it was! The sudden, disgusting awakening! Three times in this Oxford she had been deceived. Three times everything that was good and sweet in her had burst forth, only to be driven back into hiding. Poor, restricted heart! She looked around her. The stone alley she had entered, the terrible closed gate, were a visible symbol of the fate she had to endure. Wringing her hands, she hurried back along the path she had taken. She vowed she would never set foot in Oxford again. She wished she could leave that loathsome little city tonight. She even wished she were dead.

She deserved to suffer, you say? Maybe. I merely state that she did suffer.

She deserved to suffer, you say? Maybe. I just point out that she did suffer.

Emerging into Catherine Street, she knew whereabouts she was, and made straight for Judas, turning away her eyes as she skirted the Broad, that place of mocked hopes and shattered ideals.

Emerging onto Catherine Street, she knew exactly where she was and headed straight for Judas, looking away as she passed by the Broad, that place of broken dreams and lost aspirations.

Coming into Judas Street, she remembered the scene of yesterday—the happy man with her, the noise of the vast happy crowd. She suffered in a worse form what she had suffered in the gallery of the Hall. For now—did I not say she was not without imagination?—her self-pity was sharpened by remorse for the hundreds of homes robbed. She realised the truth of what the poor Duke had once said to her: she was a danger in the world... Aye, and all the more dire now. What if the youth of all Europe were moved by Oxford’s example? That was a horribly possible thing. It must be reckoned with. It must be averted. She must not show herself to men. She must find some hiding-place, and there abide. Were this a hardship? she asked herself. Was she not sickened for ever of men’s homage? And was it not clear now that the absorbing need in her soul, the need to love, would never—except for a brief while, now and then, and by an unfortunate misunderstanding—be fulfilled?

Entering Judas Street, she recalled yesterday's scene—the joyful man with her, the noise of the huge, happy crowd. She felt a deeper pain than what she experienced in the Hall's gallery. For now—didn’t I mention she had an imagination?—her self-pity was intensified by guilt for the countless homes affected. She recognized the truth of what the unfortunate Duke once told her: she was a threat to the world... Yes, and even more so now. What if the youth of all Europe were inspired by Oxford’s example? That was a terrifying possibility. It had to be faced. It had to be prevented. She couldn’t expose herself to men. She needed to find a hiding place and stay there. Was this a hardship? she wondered. Was she not forever tired of men’s admiration? And wasn’t it evident now that the deep need in her soul, the need to love, would never—except for a brief moment here and there, and because of a tragic misunderstanding—be satisfied?

So long ago that you may not remember, I compared her favourably with the shepherdess Marcella, and pleaded her capacity for passion as an excuse for her remaining at large. I hope you will now, despite your rather evident animus against her, set this to her credit: that she did, so soon as she realised the hopelessness of her case, make just that decision which I blamed Marcella for not making at the outset. It was as she stood on the Warden’s door-step that she decided to take the veil.

So long ago that you might not recall, I favorably compared her to the shepherdess Marcella and argued that her ability to feel deeply was a reason for her freedom. I hope that now, despite your clear dislike for her, you will acknowledge this: as soon as she recognized the hopelessness of her situation, she made the decision I criticized Marcella for not making from the start. It was on the Warden’s doorstep that she chose to take the veil.

With something of a conventual hush in her voice, she said to the butler, “Please tell my maid that we are leaving by a very early train to-morrow, and that she must pack my things to-night.”

With a somewhat quieter tone, she said to the butler, “Please let my maid know that we're leaving on a very early train tomorrow, and she needs to pack my things tonight.”

“Very well, Miss,” said the butler. “The Warden,” he added, “is in the study, Miss, and was asking for you.”

“Sure thing, Miss,” said the butler. “The Warden,” he added, “is in the study, Miss, and was looking for you.”

She could face her grandfather without a tremour—now. She would hear meekly whatever reproaches he might have for her, but their sting was already drawn by the surprise she had in store for him.

She could face her grandfather without flinching—now. She would quietly accept any criticisms he might have for her, but their impact was already softened by the surprise she had planned for him.

It was he who seemed a trifle nervous. In his

It was him who seemed a bit nervous. In his

“Well, did you come and peep down from the gallery?” there was a distinct tremour.

“Well, did you come and look down from the gallery?” there was a noticeable tremor.

Throwing aside her cloak, she went quickly to him, and laid a hand on the lapel of his coat. “Poor grand-papa!” she said.

Throwing off her cloak, she quickly went to him and placed a hand on the lapel of his coat. “Poor grandpa!” she said.

“Nonsense, my dear child,” he replied, disengaging himself. “I didn’t give it a thought. If the young men chose to be so silly as to stay away, I—I—”

“Nonsense, my dear child,” he replied, pulling away. “I didn’t think about it at all. If the young men want to be foolish and not show up, I—I—”

“Grand-papa, haven’t you been told YET?”

“Grandpa, haven't you been told YET?”

“Told? I am a Gallio for such follies. I didn’t inquire.”

“Told? I’m like Gallio when it comes to such nonsense. I didn’t ask.”

“But (forgive me, grand-papa, if I seem to you, for the moment, pert) you are Warden here. It is your duty, even your privilege, to GUARD. Is it not? Well, I grant you the adage that it is useless to bolt the stable door when the horse has been stolen. But what shall be said of the ostler who doesn’t know—won’t even ‘inquire’ whether—the horse HAS been stolen, grand-papa?”

“But (forgive me, grandpa, if I seem a bit cheeky right now) you are the Warden here. It’s your job, even your privilege, to PROTECT. Isn’t it? Well, I get the saying that it’s pointless to lock the stable door after the horse is missing. But what can we say about the stable hand who doesn’t even know—won’t even ‘bother’ to check—if the horse HAS been stolen, grandpa?”

“You speak in riddles, Zuleika.”

“You talk in riddles, Zuleika.”

“I wish with all my heart I need not tell you the answers. I think I have a very real grievance against your staff—or whatever it is you call your subordinates here. I go so far as to dub them dodderers. And I shall the better justify that term by not shirking the duty they have left undone. The reason why there were no undergraduates in your Hall to-night is that they were all dead.”

“I wish with all my heart that I didn't have to tell you the answers. I truly feel I have a valid complaint against your staff—or whatever you call your subordinates here. I would even go so far as to call them incompetent. And I will better justify that term by not avoiding the tasks they have neglected. The reason why there were no undergraduates in your Hall tonight is that they were all dead.”

“Dead?” he gasped. “Dead? It is disgraceful that I was not told. What did they die of?”

“Dead?” he exclaimed. “Dead? It's outrageous that I wasn’t informed. What did they die from?”

“Of me.”

"About me."

“Of you?”

"About you?"

“Yes. I am an epidemic, grand-papa, a scourge, such as the world has not known. Those young men drowned themselves for love of me.”

“Yes. I am a plague, grandpa, a disaster like the world has never seen. Those young men took their own lives because of their love for me.”

He came towards her. “Do you realise, girl, what this means to me? I am an old man. For more than half a century I have known this College. To it, when my wife died, I gave all that there was of heart left in me. For thirty years I have been Warden; and in that charge has been all my pride. I have had no thought but for this great College, its honour and prosperity. More than once lately have I asked myself whether my eyes were growing dim, my hand less steady. ‘No’ was my answer, and again ‘No.’ And thus it is that I have lingered on to let Judas be struck down from its high eminence, shamed in the eyes of England—a College for ever tainted, and of evil omen.” He raised his head. “The disgrace to myself is nothing. I care not how parents shall rage against me, and the Heads of other Colleges make merry over my decrepitude. It is because you have wrought the downfall of Judas that I am about to lay my undying curse on you.”

He walked towards her. “Do you realize, girl, what this means to me? I’m an old man. For over fifty years, I have known this College. After my wife passed away, I poured all the love that was left in me into it. For thirty years, I’ve been the Warden, and that has been my pride. I’ve thought of nothing but the honor and success of this great College. Recently, I’ve wondered if my vision is fading, if my hands aren’t as steady. I’ve answered ‘No’ and again ‘No.’ And so, I’ve stuck around to see Judas be knocked from its high position, shamed in the eyes of England—a College forever marked and doomed.” He lifted his head. “The shame for myself doesn’t matter. I don’t care how parents will rage against me or how the leaders of other Colleges will laugh at my frailty. It’s because you’ve caused the fall of Judas that I’m about to place my everlasting curse on you.”

“You mustn’t do that!” she cried. “It would be a sort of sacrilege. I am going to be a nun. Besides, why should you? I can quite well understand your feeling for Judas. But how is Judas more disgraced than any other College? If it were only the Judas undergraduates who had—”

“You can’t do that!” she exclaimed. “It would be really disrespectful. I’m going to become a nun. Besides, why would you? I totally get how you feel about Judas. But how is Judas more shameful than any other College? If it were just the Judas undergraduates who had—”

“There were others?” cried the Warden. “How many?”

“There were others?” yelled the Warden. “How many?”

“All. All the boys from all the Colleges.”

“All. All the guys from all the colleges.”

The Warden heaved a deep sigh. “Of course,” he said, “this changes the aspect of the whole matter. I wish you had made it clear at once. You gave me a very great shock,” he said sinking into his arm-chair, “and I have not yet recovered. You must study the art of exposition.”

The Warden let out a long sigh. “Of course,” he said, “this changes everything. I wish you had made it clear from the start. You really caught me off guard,” he said as he sank into his armchair, “and I still haven’t recovered. You need to work on your communication skills.”

“That will depend on the rules of the convent.”

“That will depend on the convent's rules.”

“Ah, I forgot that you were going into a convent. Anglican, I hope?”

“Ah, I forgot that you were joining a convent. Anglican, I hope?”

Anglican, she supposed.

She assumed it was Anglican.

“As a young man,” he said, “I saw much of dear old Dr. Pusey. It might have somewhat reconciled him to my marriage if he had known that my grand-daughter would take the veil.” He adjusted his glasses, and looked at her. “Are you sure you have a vocation?”

“As a young man,” he said, “I spent a lot of time with dear old Dr. Pusey. It might have eased his feelings about my marriage if he had known that my granddaughter would choose to become a nun.” He adjusted his glasses and looked at her. “Are you really sure you have a calling?”

“Yes. I want to be out of the world. I want to do no more harm.”

“Yes. I want to escape from this world. I don't want to cause any more harm.”

He eyed her musingly. “That,” he said, “is rather a revulsion than a vocation. I remember that I ventured to point out to Dr. Pusey the difference between those two things, when he was almost persuading me to enter a Brotherhood founded by one of his friends. It may be that the world would be well rid of you, my dear child. But it is not the world only that we must consider. Would you grace the recesses of the Church?”

He looked at her thoughtfully. “That,” he said, “is more of a disgust than a calling. I recall that I pointed out to Dr. Pusey the difference between the two when he was nearly convincing me to join a Brotherhood started by one of his friends. It might be that the world would be better off without you, my dear child. But we can’t just think about the world. Would you honor the depths of the Church?”

“I could but try,” said Zuleika.

“I can only try,” said Zuleika.

“‘You could but try’ are the very words Dr. Pusey used to me. I ventured to say that in such a matter effort itself was a stigma of unfitness. For all my moods of revulsion, I knew that my place was in the world. I stayed there.”

“‘You could at least give it a shot’ are the exact words Dr. Pusey said to me. I dared to mention that in a situation like this, trying was a mark of inadequacy. Despite all my feelings of disgust, I understood that I had a place in the world. I remained there.”

“But suppose, grand-papa”—and, seeing in fancy the vast agitated flotilla of crinolines, she could not forbear a smile—“suppose all the young ladies of that period had drowned themselves for love of you?”

“But imagine, grandpa”—and picturing the huge, swirling crowd of crinolines, she couldn’t help but smile—“what if all the young ladies back then had drowned themselves out of love for you?”

Her smile seemed to nettle the Warden. “I was greatly admired,” he said. “Greatly,” he repeated.

Her smile seemed to annoy the Warden. “I was really admired,” he said. “Really,” he repeated.

“And you liked that, grand-papa?”

“And you liked that, Grandpa?”

“Yes, my dear. Yes, I am afraid I did. But I never encouraged it.”

“Yes, my dear. Yes, I’m afraid I did. But I never promoted it.”

“Your own heart was never touched?”

“Has your heart never been touched?”

“Never, until I met Laura Frith.”

“Never, until I met Laura Frith.”

“Who was she?”

“Who is she?”

“She was my future wife.”

"She was my fiancée."

“And how was it you singled her out from the rest? Was she very beautiful?”

“And how did you choose her from everyone else? Was she really beautiful?”

“No. It cannot be said that she was beautiful. Indeed, she was accounted plain. I think it was her great dignity that attracted me. She did not smile archly at me, nor shake her ringlets. In those days it was the fashion for young ladies to embroider slippers for such men in holy orders as best pleased their fancy. I received hundreds—thousands—of such slippers. But never a pair from Laura Frith.”

“No. It can't be said that she was beautiful. In fact, she was considered plain. I think it was her great dignity that drew me in. She didn't smile flirtatiously at me or toss her curls. Back then, it was stylish for young women to embroider slippers for the clergymen they liked best. I got hundreds—thousands—of those slippers. But never a pair from Laura Frith.”

“She did not love you?” asked Zuleika, who had seated herself on the floor at her grandfather’s feet.

“She didn’t love you?” asked Zuleika, who had sat down on the floor at her grandfather’s feet.

I concluded that she did not. It interested me very greatly. It fired me.

I decided that she didn't. I found it really interesting. It excited me.

“Was she incapable of love?”

“Could she not love?”

“No, it was notorious in her circle that she had loved often, but loved in vain.”

“No, everyone in her circle knew that she had loved many times, but it was all in vain.”

“Why did she marry you?”

“Why did she marry you?”

“I think she was fatigued by my importunities. She was not very strong. But it may be that she married me out of pique. She never told me. I did not inquire.”

“I think she was worn out by my constant requests. She wasn't very strong. But maybe she married me out of spite. She never said anything. I didn’t ask.”

“Yet you were very happy with her?”

“So you were really happy with her?”

“While she lived, I was ideally happy.”

“While she was alive, I was perfectly happy.”

The young woman stretched out a hand, and laid it on the clasped hands of the old man. He sat gazing into the past. She was silent for a while; and in her eyes, still fixed intently on his face, there were tears.

The young woman reached out and placed her hand on the old man's clasped hands. He was lost in thought, staring into the past. She stayed quiet for a moment, and in her eyes, still focused intently on his face, there were tears.

“Grand-papa dear”—but there were tears in her voice, too.

“Grandpa, dear”—but her voice was filled with tears, too.

“My child, you don’t understand. If I had needed pity—”

“My child, you don’t understand. If I had needed sympathy—”

“I do understand—so well. I wasn’t pitying you, dear, I was envying you a little.”

“I totally get it—so much. I wasn’t feeling sorry for you, dear, I was envying you just a bit.”

“Me?—an old man with only the remembrance of happiness?”

“Me?—an old guy with just memories of happiness?”

“You, who have had happiness granted to you. That isn’t what made me cry, though. I cried because I was glad. You and I, with all this great span of years between us, and yet—so wonderfully alike! I had always thought of myself as a creature utterly apart.”

“You, who have been given happiness. That’s not why I cried, though. I cried because I was happy. You and I, with all these years between us, and yet—so wonderfully similar! I had always seen myself as someone completely different.”

“Ah, that is how all young people think of themselves. It wears off. Tell me about this wonderful resemblance of ours.”

“Ah, that’s how all young people see themselves. It fades away. Tell me about this amazing resemblance we have.”

He sat attentive while she described her heart to him. But when, at the close of her confidences, she said, “So you see it’s a case of sheer heredity, grand-papa,” the word “Fiddlesticks!” would out.

He listened closely while she shared her feelings with him. But when, at the end of her revelations, she said, “So you see it’s just a matter of genetics, grandpa,” the word “Nonsense!” slipped out.

“Forgive me, my dear,” he said, patting her hand. “I was very much interested. But I do believe young people are even more staggered by themselves than they were in my day. And then, all these grand theories they fall back on! Heredity... as if there were something to baffle us in the fact of a young woman liking to be admired! And as if it were passing strange of her to reserve her heart for a man she can respect and look up to! And as if a man’s indifference to her were not of all things the likeliest to give her a sense of inferiority to him! You and I, my dear, may in some respects be very queer people, but in the matter of the affections we are ordinary enough.”

“Forgive me, my dear,” he said, giving her hand a gentle pat. “I was really interested. But I think young people are even more confused about themselves than we were in my time. And all these grand theories they rely on! Heredity... as if it’s surprising that a young woman enjoys being admired! And as if it’s odd for her to save her heart for a man she can respect and look up to! And as if a man’s indifference to her isn’t the most likely thing to make her feel inferior to him! You and I, my dear, might be a bit unusual in some ways, but when it comes to emotions, we’re pretty ordinary.”

“Oh grand-papa, do you really mean that?” she cried eagerly.

“Oh grandpa, do you really mean that?” she said eagerly.

“At my age, a man husbands his resources. He says nothing that he does not really mean. The indifference between you and other young women is that which lay also between me and other young men: a special attractiveness... Thousands of slippers, did I say? Tens of thousands. I had hoarded them with a fatuous pride. On the evening of my betrothal I made a bonfire of them, visible from three counties. I danced round it all night.” And from his old eyes darted even now the reflections of those flames.

“At my age, a man carefully manages his resources. He speaks only what he truly means. The difference between you and other young women is similar to what I felt with other young men: a unique attraction... Thousands of slippers, did I say? Tens of thousands. I had saved them up with foolish pride. On the evening of my engagement, I burned them in a bonfire that could be seen from three counties. I danced around it all night.” And even now, the reflections of those flames sparkled in his aged eyes.

“Glorious!” whispered Zuleika. “But ah,” she said, rising to her feet, “tell me no more of it—poor me! You see, it isn’t a mere special attractiveness that I have. I am irresistible.”

“Glorious!” whispered Zuleika. “But ah,” she said, rising to her feet, “don’t tell me anything more about it—poor me! You see, it’s not just that I have a special charm. I am irresistible.”

“A daring statement, my child—very hard to prove.”

“A bold claim, my child—quite difficult to prove.”

“Hasn’t it been proved up to the hilt to-day?”

“Hasn’t it been fully proven today?”

“To-day?... Ah, and so they did really all drown themselves for you?... Dear, dear!... The Duke—he, too?”

“To-day?... Oh, so they really did all drown themselves for you?... My goodness!... The Duke—did he too?”

“He set the example.”

"He led by example."

“No! You don’t say so! He was a greatly-gifted young man—a true ornament to the College. But he always seemed to me rather—what shall I say?—inhuman... I remember now that he did seem rather excited when he came to the concert last night and you weren’t yet there... You are quite sure you were the cause of his death?”

“No! You can’t be serious! He was a incredibly talented young man—a true asset to the College. But he always struck me as a bit—how should I put it?—inhuman... I recall that he seemed pretty excited when he showed up at the concert last night before you arrived... Are you really sure you were the reason for his death?”

“Quite,” said Zuleika, marvelling at the lie—or fib, rather: he had been GOING to die for her. But why not have told the truth? Was it possible, she wondered, that her wretched vanity had survived her renunciation of the world? Why had she so resented just now the doubt cast on that irresistibility which had blighted and cranked her whole life?

“Right,” said Zuleika, amazed by the lie—or maybe just a little white lie: he had been planning to die for her. But why not tell the truth? She wondered if her unbearable vanity had managed to survive her rejection of the world. Why had she just now felt so angry about the doubt thrown on that irresistible charm that had ruined and twisted her entire life?

“Well, my dear,” said the Warden, “I confess that I am amazed—astounded.” Again he adjusted his glasses, and looked at her.

“Well, my dear,” said the Warden, “I have to admit that I’m amazed—totally blown away.” Again he adjusted his glasses and looked at her.

She found herself moving slowly around the study, with the gait of a mannequin in a dress-maker’s show-room. She tried to stop this; but her body seemed to be quite beyond control of her mind. It had the insolence to go ambling on its own account. “Little space you’ll have in a convent cell,” snarled her mind vindictively. Her body paid no heed whatever.

She found herself walking slowly around the study, like a mannequin in a dressmaker’s showroom. She tried to stop this, but her body felt completely out of her control. It had the nerve to wander off on its own. “You won’t have much room in a convent cell,” her mind spat out angrily. Her body completely ignored it.

Her grandfather, leaning back in his chair, gazed at the ceiling, and meditatively tapped the finger-tips of one hand against those of the other. “Sister Zuleika,” he presently said to the ceiling.

Her grandfather, leaning back in his chair, looked up at the ceiling and thoughtfully tapped the fingertips of one hand against the other. “Sister Zuleika,” he eventually said to the ceiling.

“Well? and what is there so—so ridiculous in”—but the rest was lost in trill after trill of laughter; and these were then lost in sobs.

“Well? What’s so—so ridiculous about it?” But the rest was drowned out by wave after wave of laughter, which then faded into sobs.

The Warden had risen from his chair. “My dear,” he said, “I wasn’t laughing. I was only—trying to imagine. If you really want to retire from—”

The Warden had stood up from his chair. “My dear,” he said, “I wasn’t laughing. I was just—trying to imagine. If you really want to step back from—”

“I do,” moaned Zuleika.

“I do,” sighed Zuleika.

“Then perhaps—”

“Then maybe—”

“But I don’t,” she wailed.

“But I don’t,” she cried.

“Of course, you don’t, my dear.”

“Of course, you don’t, my dear.”

“Why, of course?”

"Of course!"

“Come, you are tired, my poor child. That is very natural after this wonderful, this historic day. Come dry your eyes. There, that’s better. To-morrow—”

“Come here, you must be tired, my poor child. That’s completely normal after this amazing, historic day. Come on, dry your eyes. There, that’s better. Tomorrow—”

“I do believe you’re a little proud of me.”

“I think you’re a bit proud of me.”

“Heaven forgive me, I believe I am. A grandfather’s heart—But there, good night, my dear. Let me light your candle.”

“God forgive me, I think I am. A grandfather’s heart—But there, good night, my dear. Let me light your candle.”

She took her cloak, and followed him out to the hall table. There she mentioned that she was going away early to-morrow.

She grabbed her cloak and followed him to the hall table. There, she mentioned that she was leaving early tomorrow.

“To the convent?” he slyly asked.

“To the convent?” he asked slyly.

“Ah, don’t tease me, grand-papa.”

“Ah, don’t mess with me, grandpa.”

“Well, I am sorry you are going away, my dear. But perhaps, in the circumstances, it is best. You must come and stay here again, later on,” he said, handing her the lit candle. “Not in term-time, though,” he added.

“Well, I’m sorry you’re leaving, my dear. But maybe, considering everything, it’s for the best. You have to come back and stay here again sometime,” he said, handing her the lit candle. “Just not during school time,” he added.

“No,” she echoed, “not in term-time.”

“No,” she repeated, “not during the school term.”





XXIV

From the shifting gloom of the stair-case to the soft radiance cast through the open door of her bedroom was for poor Zuleika an almost heartening transition. She stood awhile on the threshold, watching Melisande dart to and fro like a shuttle across a loom. Already the main part of the packing seemed to have been accomplished. The wardrobe was a yawning void, the carpet was here and there visible, many of the trunks were already brimming and foaming over... Once more on the road! Somewhat as, when beneath the stars the great tent had been struck, and the lions were growling in their vans, and the horses were pawing the stamped grass and whinnying, and the elephants trumpeting, Zuleika’s mother may often have felt within her a wan exhilaration, so now did the heart of that mother’s child rise and flutter amidst the familiar bustle of “being off.” Weary she was of the world, and angry she was at not being, after all, good enough for something better. And yet—well, at least, good-bye to Oxford!

From the dimness of the staircase to the gentle glow coming from her bedroom door was for poor Zuleika an almost uplifting change. She paused for a moment at the threshold, watching Melisande move back and forth like a shuttle on a loom. It looked like most of the packing was done. The wardrobe was an empty space, the carpet was partially visible, and many of the trunks were already overflowing... On the road again! Just like when, under the stars, the big tent was taken down, with lions growling in their trailers, horses pawing the trampled grass and whinnying, and elephants trumpeting, Zuleika’s mother might have often felt a bittersweet excitement inside her, and now Zuleika felt her own heart rise and flutter amidst the familiar chaos of “being off.” She was tired of the world and frustrated for not being good enough for something better. And yet—well, at least, goodbye to Oxford!

She envied Melisande, so nimbly and cheerfully laborious till the day should come when her betrothed had saved enough to start a little cafe of his own and make her his bride and dame de comptoir. Oh, to have a purpose, a prospect, a stake in the world, as this faithful soul had!

She envied Melisande, who worked so energetically and happily until the day her fiancé had saved enough to open a little café of his own and make her his wife and the lady of the counter. Oh, to have a purpose, a plan, a stake in the world, like this loyal person did!

“Can I help you at all, Melisande?” she asked, picking her way across the strewn floor.

“Can I help you with anything, Melisande?” she asked, carefully walking across the messy floor.

Melisande, patting down a pile of chiffon, seemed to be amused at such a notion. “Mademoiselle has her own art. Do I mix myself in that?” she cried, waving one hand towards the great malachite casket.

Melisande, smoothing a pile of chiffon, appeared to find the idea amusing. “Does Mademoiselle have her own talent? Should I involve myself in that?” she exclaimed, gesturing with one hand towards the large malachite chest.

Zuleika looked at the casket, and then very gratefully at the maid. Her art—how had she forgotten that? Here was solace, purpose. She would work as she had never worked yet. She KNEW that she had it in her to do better than she had ever done. She confessed to herself that she had too often been slack in the matter of practice and rehearsal, trusting her personal magnetism to carry her through. Only last night she had badly fumbled, more than once. Her bravura business with the Demon Egg-Cup had been simply vile. The audience hadn’t noticed it, perhaps, but she had. Now she would perfect herself. Barely a fortnight now before her engagement at the Folies Bergeres! What if—no, she must not think of that! But the thought insisted. What if she essayed for Paris that which again and again she had meant to graft on to her repertory—the Provoking Thimble?

Zuleika looked at the casket and then gratefully at the maid. Her art—how had she forgotten that? This was her solace, her purpose. She would work harder than she ever had before. She knew she had the potential to do better than she ever had. She admitted to herself that she had often slacked off when it came to practice and rehearsal, relying too much on her personal charm to get by. Just last night, she had fumbled badly, more than once. Her flashy performance with the Demon Egg-Cup had been terrible. The audience might not have noticed, but she did. Now she would perfect herself. It was only a couple of weeks until her engagement at the Folies Bergères! What if—no, she mustn't think about that! But the thought kept creeping in. What if she tried to add to her repertoire for Paris the one thing she had meant to include over and over again—the Provoking Thimble?

She flushed at the possibility. What if her whole present repertory were but a passing phase in her art—a mere beginning—an earlier manner? She remembered how marvellously last night she had manipulated the ear-rings and the studs. Then lo! the light died out of her eyes, and her face grew rigid. That memory had brought other memories in its wake.

She blushed at the thought. What if her entire current repertoire was just a temporary phase in her art—a simple starting point—an earlier style? She recalled how wonderfully she had handled the earrings and studs last night. Then suddenly, the light faded from her eyes, and her face became stiff. That memory had triggered other memories following it.

For her, when she fled the Broad, Noaks’ window had blotted out all else. Now she saw again that higher window, saw that girl flaunting her ear-rings, gibing down at her. “He put them in with his own hands!”—the words rang again in her ears, making her cheeks tingle. Oh, he had thought it a very clever thing to do, no doubt—a splendid little revenge, something after his own heart! “And he kissed me in the open street”—excellent, excellent! She ground her teeth. And these doings must have been fresh in his mind when she overtook him and walked with him to the house-boat! Infamous! And she had then been wearing his studs! She drew his attention to them when—

For her, when she ran from the Broad, Noaks’ window had overshadowed everything else. Now she saw that higher window again, noticed that girl showing off her earrings, taunting her from above. “He put them in himself!”—the words echoed in her mind, making her cheeks flush. Oh, he had probably thought it was a clever move, no doubt—a brilliant little revenge, something he really liked! “And he kissed me in the middle of the street”—perfect, perfect! She clenched her teeth. And he must have still been thinking about that when she caught up with him and walked with him to the houseboat! Disgraceful! And she had been wearing his cufflinks! She pointed them out to him when—

Her jewel-box stood open, to receive the jewels she wore to-night. She went very calmly to it. There, in a corner of the topmost tray, rested the two great white pearls—the pearls which, in one way and another, had meant so much to her.

Her jewelry box lay open, ready to hold the jewelry she wore tonight. She approached it calmly. In the corner of the top tray rested the two large white pearls—pearls that had, in various ways, meant so much to her.

“Melisande!”

"Melisande!"

“Mademoiselle?”

“Miss?”

“When we go to Paris, would you like to make a little present to your fiance?”

“When we go to Paris, would you like to get a small gift for your fiancé?”

“Je voudrais bien, mademoiselle.”

"I would like that, miss."

“Then you shall give him these,” said Zuleika, holding out the two studs.

“Then you should give him these,” Zuleika said, holding out the two studs.

“Mais jamais de la vie! Chez Tourtel tout le monde le dirait millionaire. Un garcon de cafe qui porte au plastron des perles pareilles—merci!”

“Not a chance! At Tourtel, everyone would call him a millionaire. A cafe guy wearing pearls like that—no thanks!”

“Tell him he may tell every one that they were given to me by the late Duke of Dorset, and given by me to you, and by you to him.”

“Tell him he can let everyone know that these were given to me by the late Duke of Dorset, then given by me to you, and from you to him.”

“Mais—” The protest died on Melisande’s lips. Suddenly she had ceased to see the pearls as trinkets finite and inapposite—saw them as things presently transmutable into little marble tables, bocks, dominos, absinthes au sucre, shiny black portfolios with weekly journals in them, yellow staves with daily journals flapping from them, vermouths secs, vermouths cassis...

“But—” The protest faded from Melisande’s lips. Suddenly, she no longer saw the pearls as trivial and irrelevant—she saw them as things that could be transformed into little marble tables, books, dominoes, sweet absinthe, shiny black portfolios filled with weekly journals, yellow staves with daily journals fluttering from them, dry vermouth, cassis vermouth...

“Mademoiselle is too amiable,” she said, taking the pearls.

“Mademoiselle is too nice,” she said, taking the pearls.

And certainly, just then, Zuleika was looking very amiable indeed. The look was transient. Nothing, she reflected, could undo what the Duke had done. That hateful, impudent girl would take good care that every one should know. “He put them in with his own hands.” HER ear-rings! “He kissed me in the public street. He loved me”... Well, he had called out “Zuleika!” and every one around had heard him. That was something. But how glad all the old women in the world would be to shake their heads and say “Oh, no, my dear, believe me! It wasn’t anything to do with HER. I’m told on the very best authority,” and so forth, and so on. She knew he had told any number of undergraduates he was going to die for her. But they, poor fellows, could not bear witness. And good heavens! If there were a doubt as to the Duke’s motive, why not doubts as to theirs?... But many of them had called out “Zuleika!” too. And of course any really impartial person who knew anything at all about the matter at first hand would be sure in his own mind that it was perfectly absurd to pretend that the whole thing wasn’t entirely and absolutely for her... And of course some of the men must have left written evidence of their intention. She remembered that at The MacQuern’s to-day was a Mr. Craddock, who had made a will in her favour and wanted to read it aloud to her in the middle of luncheon. Oh, there would be proof positive as to many of the men. But of the others it would be said that they died in trying to rescue their comrades. There would be all sorts of silly far-fetched theories, and downright lies that couldn’t be disproved...

And definitely, at that moment, Zuleika was looking very friendly indeed. The moment was fleeting. Nothing, she thought, could change what the Duke had done. That awful, arrogant girl would make sure everyone knew. “He put them in with his own hands.” HER earrings! “He kissed me in the street. He loved me”... Well, he had called out “Zuleika!” and everyone nearby had heard him. That was something. But how happy all the old women in the world would be to shake their heads and say, “Oh, no, my dear, trust me! It wasn’t anything to do with HER. I’ve heard it from the best source,” and so on, and so forth. She knew he had told countless undergraduates he was going to die for her. But they, poor guys, couldn’t testify. And good grief! If there were doubts about the Duke’s motives, why not doubt theirs?... But many of them had called out “Zuleika!” too. And of course, any truly impartial person who knew anything about the situation firsthand would surely think it was completely ridiculous to act like the whole thing wasn’t completely and absolutely for her... And of course, some of the men must have left written proof of their intentions. She remembered that at The MacQuern’s today there was a Mr. Craddock, who had made a will in her favor and wanted to read it aloud to her during lunch. Oh, there would be undeniable proof regarding many of the men. But of the others, it would be claimed that they died trying to save their friends. There would be all sorts of silly, far-fetched theories and outright lies that couldn’t be disproven...

“Melisande, that crackling of tissue paper is driving me mad! Do leave off! Can’t you see that I am waiting to be undressed?”

“Melisande, that rustling of tissue paper is driving me crazy! Please stop! Can’t you see that I’m waiting to get undressed?”

The maid hastened to her side, and with quick light fingers began to undress her. “Mademoiselle va bien dormir—ca se voit,” she purred.

The maid rushed to her side, and with nimble fingers, started to help her get undressed. “You’re going to sleep well, I can tell,” she said softly.

“I shan’t,” said Zuleika.

“I won't,” said Zuleika.

Nevertheless, it was soothing to be undressed, and yet more soothing anon to sit merely night-gowned before the mirror, while, slowly and gently, strongly and strand by strand, Melisande brushed her hair.

Nevertheless, it was comforting to be undressed, and even more comforting soon after to sit in just a nightgown in front of the mirror, while, slowly and gently, strand by strand, Melisande brushed her hair.

After all, it didn’t so much matter what the world thought. Let the world whisper and insinuate what it would. To slur and sully, to belittle and drag down—that was what the world always tried to do. But great things were still great, and fair things still fair. With no thought for the world’s opinion had these men gone down to the water to-day. Their deed was for her and themselves alone. It had sufficed them. Should it not suffice her? It did, oh it did. She was a wretch to have repined.

After all, it didn’t really matter what the world thought. Let the world whisper and imply whatever it wanted. To slander and tarnish, to belittle and drag down—that's what the world always tried to do. But great things remained great, and fair things remained fair. Without caring about the world’s opinion, these men had gone down to the water today. Their actions were for her and themselves only. That was enough for them. Shouldn’t it be enough for her? It was, oh it was. She felt terrible for having complained.

At a gesture from her, Melisande brought to a close the rhythmical ministrations, and—using no tissue paper this time—did what was yet to be done among the trunks.

At her signal, Melisande stopped the rhythmic actions and—without using any tissue paper this time—did what still needed to be done among the trunks.

“WE know, you and I,” Zuleika whispered to the adorable creature in the mirror; and the adorable creature gave back her nod and smile.

“WE know, you and I,” Zuleika whispered to the cute creature in the mirror; and the cute creature nodded and smiled back.

THEY knew, these two.

They knew, these two.

Yet, in their happiness, rose and floated a shadow between them. It was the ghost of that one man who—THEY knew—had died irrelevantly, with a cold heart.

Yet, in their happiness, a shadow rose and floated between them. It was the ghost of that one man who—THEY knew—had died without meaning, with a cold heart.

Came also the horrid little ghost of one who had died late and unseemly.

Came also the creepy little ghost of someone who had died recently and in a disgraceful way.

And now, thick and fast, swept a whole multitude of other ghosts, the ghosts of all them who, being dead, could not die again; the poor ghosts of them who had done what they could, and could do no more.

And now, a whole bunch of other ghosts rushed in, the ghosts of all those who, being dead, couldn’t die again; the poor souls who had done what they could and couldn’t do anything more.

No more? Was it not enough? The lady in the mirror gazed at the lady in the room, reproachfully at first, then—for were they not sisters?—relentingly, then pityingly. Each of the two covered her face with her hands.

No more? Was that not enough? The woman in the mirror looked at the woman in the room, first with reproach, then—were they not sisters?—with a sense of understanding, and finally with pity. Each of them covered her face with her hands.

And there recurred, as by stealth, to the lady in the room a thought that had assailed her not long ago in Judas Street... a thought about the power of example...

And there returned, almost secretly, to the lady in the room a thought that had troubled her not long ago in Judas Street... a thought about the power of example...

And now, with pent breath and fast-beating heart, she stood staring at the lady of the mirror, without seeing her; and now she wheeled round and swiftly glided to that little table on which stood her two books. She snatched Bradshaw.

And now, with quickened breath and a racing heart, she stood staring at the lady in the mirror, without actually seeing her; then she turned around and quickly glided to the little table where her two books were. She grabbed Bradshaw.

We always intervene between Bradshaw and any one whom we see consulting him. “Mademoiselle will permit me to find that which she seeks?” asked Melisande.

We always step in between Bradshaw and anyone we see talking to him. “Can I help you find what you’re looking for, Mademoiselle?” Melisande asked.

“Be quiet,” said Zuleika. We always repulse, at first, any one who intervenes between us and Bradshaw.

“Shh,” said Zuleika. We always push away, at first, anyone who tries to come between us and Bradshaw.

We always end by accepting the intervention. “See if it is possible to go direct from here to Cambridge,” said Zuleika, handing the book on. “If it isn’t, then—well, see how to get there.”

We always end up accepting the help. “Check if it's possible to go straight from here to Cambridge,” said Zuleika, passing the book along. “If it isn't, then—well, find out how to get there.”

We never have any confidence in the intervener. Nor is the intervener, when it comes to the point, sanguine. With mistrust mounting to exasperation Zuleika sat watching the faint and frantic researches of her maid.

We have no confidence in the intervener. And when it really matters, the intervener isn't hopeful either. With mistrust building to frustration, Zuleika sat watching her maid's weak and frantic attempts.

“Stop!” she said suddenly. “I have a much better idea. Go down very early to the station. See the station-master. Order me a special train. For ten o’clock, say.”

“Stop!” she said suddenly. “I have a much better idea. Go down really early to the station. Talk to the station-master. Tell him to arrange a special train for me. For ten o’clock, okay?”

Rising, she stretched her arms above her head. Her lips parted in a yawn, met in a smile. With both hands she pushed back her hair from her shoulders, and twisted it into a loose knot. Very lightly she slipped up into bed, and very soon she was asleep.

Rising, she stretched her arms above her head. Her lips parted in a yawn, then formed a smile. With both hands, she pushed her hair back from her shoulders and twisted it into a loose bun. Gently, she climbed into bed, and before long, she was asleep.












        
        
    
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