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A CHRISTMAS CAROL
By CHARLES DICKENS
ILLUSTRATED BY GEORGE ALFRED WILLIAMS
New York THE PLATT & PECK CO.
Copyright, 1905, by The Baker & Taylor Company
INTRODUCTION
The combined qualities of the realist and the idealist which Dickens possessed to a remarkable degree, together with his naturally jovial attitude toward life in general, seem to have given him a remarkably happy feeling toward Christmas, though the privations and hardships of his boyhood could have allowed him but little real experience with this day of days.
The mix of realism and idealism that Dickens had in abundance, along with his inherently cheerful outlook on life, seems to have given him a uniquely joyful perspective on Christmas, even though the struggles and challenges of his childhood probably offered him limited true experience of this special day.
Dickens gave his first formal expression to his Christmas thoughts in his series of small books, the first of which was the famous "Christmas Carol," the one perfect chrysolite. The success of the book was immediate. Thackeray wrote of it: "Who can listen to objections regarding such a book as this? It seems to me a national benefit, and to every man or woman who reads it, a personal kindness."
Dickens first officially shared his Christmas ideas in his series of small books, the first of which was the well-known "Christmas Carol," a true masterpiece. The book was an instant hit. Thackeray remarked: "Who can argue against a book like this? It feels like a national treasure and, for every person who reads it, a personal gift."
This volume was put forth in a very attractive manner, with illustrations by John Leech, who was the first artist to make these characters live, and his drawings were varied and spirited.
This volume was presented in a very appealing way, with illustrations by John Leech, who was the first artist to bring these characters to life, and his drawings were diverse and lively.
There followed upon this four others: "The Chimes," "The Cricket on the Hearth," "The Battle of Life," and "The Haunted Man," with illustrations on their first appearance by Doyle, Maclise, and others. The five are known to-day as the "Christmas Books." Of them all the "Carol" is the best known and loved, and "The Cricket on the Hearth," although third in the series, is perhaps next in point of popularity, and is especially familiar to Americans through Joseph Jefferson's characterisation of Caleb Plummer.
There were four others that followed: "The Chimes," "The Cricket on the Hearth," "The Battle of Life," and "The Haunted Man," each featuring illustrations by Doyle, Maclise, and others when they were first published. Today, these five are referred to as the "Christmas Books." Among them, "A Christmas Carol" is the most well-known and cherished, while "The Cricket on the Hearth," though third in the series, is likely the next most popular, especially familiar to Americans thanks to Joseph Jefferson's portrayal of Caleb Plummer.
Dickens seems to have put his whole self into these glowing little stories. Whoever sees but a clever ghost story in the[iv] "Christmas Carol" misses its chief charm and lesson, for there is a different meaning in the movements of Scrooge and his attendant spirits. A new life is brought to Scrooge when he, "running to his window, opened it and put out his head. No fog, no mist; clear, bright, jovial, stirring cold; cold, piping for the blood to dance to; Golden sun-light; Heavenly sky; sweet fresh air; merry bells. Oh, glorious! Glorious!" All this brightness has its attendant shadow, and deep from the childish heart comes that true note of pathos, the ever memorable toast of Tiny Tim, "God bless Us, Every One!" "The Cricket on the Hearth" strikes a different note. Charmingly, poetically, the sweet chirping of the little cricket is associated with human feelings and actions, and at the crisis of the story decides the fate and fortune of the carrier and his wife.
Dickens seems to have poured his entire being into these vibrant little stories. Anyone who sees only a clever ghost story in the "Christmas Carol" misses its main charm and lesson, as there is a deeper meaning in the changes of Scrooge and his accompanying spirits. A new life is awakened in Scrooge when he "runs to his window, opens it, and sticks his head out. No fog, no mist; clear, bright, cheerful, brisk cold; cold that makes the blood dance; golden sunlight; heavenly sky; sweet fresh air; joyful bells. Oh, glorious! Glorious!" All this brightness casts a shadow, and from the innocent heart comes that poignant moment, the unforgettable toast of Tiny Tim, "God bless Us, Every One!" "The Cricket on the Hearth" strikes a different chord. Charmingly and poetically, the sweet chirping of the tiny cricket is linked to human emotions and actions, and at the story's climax, it determines the fate and fortune of the carrier and his wife.
Dickens's greatest gift was characterization, and no English writer, save Shakespeare, has drawn so many and so varied characters. It would be as absurd to interpret all of these as caricatures as to deny Dickens his great and varied powers of creation. Dickens exaggerated many of his comic and satirical characters, as was his right, for caricature and satire are very closely related, while exaggeration is the very essence of comedy. But there remains a host of characters marked by humour and pathos. Yet the pictorial presentation of Dickens's characters has ever tended toward the grotesque. The interpretations in this volume aim to eliminate the grosser phases of the caricature in favour of the more human. If the interpretations seem novel, if Scrooge be not as he has been pictured, it is because a more human Scrooge was desired—a Scrooge not wholly bad, a Scrooge of a better heart, a Scrooge to whom the resurrection described in this story was possible. It has been the illustrator's whole aim to make these people live in some form more fully consistent with their types.
Dickens's greatest strength was his ability to create characters, and no English writer, except Shakespeare, has created so many diverse and unique characters. It would be just as ridiculous to see all of these as mere caricatures as it would be to deny Dickens his impressive and varied creative skills. Dickens did exaggerate many of his comic and satirical characters, which was perfectly valid, since caricature and satire are closely linked, and exaggeration is at the heart of comedy. However, there are plenty of characters that are filled with humor and emotion. Still, Dickens’s portrayals of characters have often leaned toward the grotesque. The interpretations in this volume aim to strip away the more extreme aspects of the caricature in favor of a more human representation. If these interpretations feel fresh, if Scrooge isn’t depicted as he usually is, it’s because a more relatable Scrooge was intended—a Scrooge who isn’t entirely bad, a Scrooge with a better heart, a Scrooge for whom the transformation described in this story was possible. The illustrator’s goal has been to make these characters come alive in a way that aligns more closely with their true natures.
CONTENTS
STAVE | PAGE | |
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I | Marley's Ghost | 11 |
II | The First of the Three Spirits | 32 |
III | The Second of the Three Spirits | 51 |
IV | The Last of the Spirits | 76 |
V | The End of it | 93 |
ILLUSTRATIONS
"He had been Tim's blood horse all the way from church." | Frontispiece |
"A Merry Christmas, Uncle! God save you!" cried a cheerful voice. | 14 |
To sit staring at those fixed glazed eyes in silence, for a moment, would play, Scrooge felt, the very deuce with him. | 26 |
"You recollect the way?" inquired the spirit. "Remember it!" cried Scrooge, with fervour; "I could walk it blindfold." | 36 |
"Why, it's Ali Baba!" Scrooge exclaimed in ecstasy. "It's dear old honest Ali Baba!" | 38 |
A CHRISTMAS CAROL
In Prose
BEING A GHOST STORY OF CHRISTMAS
STAVE ONE
MARLEY'S GHOST
Marley was dead, to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. The register of his burial was signed by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker, and the chief mourner. Scrooge signed it. And Scrooge's name was good upon 'Change for anything he chose to put his hand to. Old Marley was as dead as a door-nail.
Marley was dead, to start with. There’s no doubt about that. The record of his burial was signed by the pastor, the clerk, the funeral director, and the main mourner. Scrooge signed it. And Scrooge’s name was trusted on the exchange for anything he wanted to take on. Old Marley was as dead as a doornail.
Mind! I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there is particularly dead about a door-nail. I might have been inclined, myself, to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade. But the wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile; and my unhallowed hands shall not disturb it, or the Country's done for. You will, therefore, permit me to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as dead as a door-nail.
Mind you! I don’t mean to say that I know, from my own experience, what’s particularly dead about a door-nail. I might have thought a coffin-nail was the deadest piece of metal in the trade. But there’s wisdom in the saying from our ancestors; and I won’t mess with it, or the country’s finished. So, let me emphasize again that Marley was as dead as a door-nail.
Scrooge knew he was dead? Of course he did. How could it be otherwise? Scrooge and he were partners for I don't know how many years. Scrooge was his sole executor, his sole[12] administrator, his sole assign, his sole residuary legatee, his sole friend, and sole mourner. And even Scrooge was not so dreadfully cut up by the sad event, but that he was an excellent man of business on the very day of the funeral, and solemnised it with an undoubted bargain.
Scrooge knew he was dead? Of course he did. How could it be any other way? Scrooge and he had been partners for I don't know how many years. Scrooge was his only executor, his only administrator, his only assign, his only residuary legatee, his only friend, and his only mourner. And even Scrooge wasn’t so deeply affected by the sad event that he didn’t manage to be an excellent businessman on the very day of the funeral, turning it into a good deal.
The mention of Marley's funeral brings me back to the point I started from. There is no doubt that Marley was dead. This must be distinctly understood, or nothing wonderful can come of the story I am going to relate. If we were not perfectly convinced that Hamlet's Father died before the play began, there would be nothing more remarkable in his taking a stroll at night, in an easterly wind, upon his own ramparts, than there would be in any other middle-aged gentleman rashly turning out after dark in a breezy spot—say St. Paul's Church-yard, for instance—literally to astonish his son's weak mind.
The mention of Marley's funeral takes me back to where I started. There's no doubt that Marley was dead. This needs to be clear, or nothing amazing can come from the story I'm about to tell. If we weren't completely convinced that Hamlet's father died before the play began, there would be nothing particularly interesting about him taking a walk at night, in an easterly wind, on his own ramparts—just like any other middle-aged guy foolishly stepping out after dark in a breezy place—let's say St. Paul's Churchyard, for example—just to shock his son's fragile mind.
Scrooge never painted out Old Marley's name. There it stood, years afterwards, above the warehouse door: Scrooge and Marley. The firm was known as Scrooge and Marley. Sometimes people new to the business called Scrooge Scrooge, and sometimes Marley, but he answered to both names. It was all the same to him.
Scrooge never removed Old Marley's name. It remained, years later, above the warehouse door: Scrooge and Marley. The business was known as Scrooge and Marley. Sometimes, people who were new to the company called Scrooge 'Scrooge,' and other times 'Marley,' but he responded to both names. It didn't matter to him.
Oh! but he was a tight-fisted hand at the grindstone, Scrooge! a squeezing, wrenching, grasping, scraping, clutching, covetous, old sinner! Hard and sharp as flint, from which no steel had ever struck out generous fire; secret, and self-contained, and solitary as an oyster. The cold within him froze his old features, nipped his pointed nose, shrivelled his cheek, stiffened his gait; made his eyes red, his thin lips blue; and spoke out shrewdly in his grating voice. A frosty rime was on his head, and on his eyebrows, and his wiry chin. He carried his own low temperature always about with him; he iced his office in the dog-days; and didn't thaw it one degree at Christmas.
Oh! but he was a stingy guy, Scrooge! A squeezing, wrenching, grasping, scraping, greedy old miser! Hard and sharp as flint, from which no steel ever sparked a generous flame; secretive, self-contained, and as lonely as an oyster. The cold inside him froze his old face, pinched his pointed nose, shriveled his cheek, stiffened his walk; made his eyes red, his thin lips blue; and came out sharply in his grating voice. A frosty frost lay on his head, his eyebrows, and his wiry chin. He carried his own low temperature with him everywhere; he chilled his office in the summer heat; and didn't warm it up even a little at Christmas.
External heat and cold had little influence on Scrooge. No[13] warmth could warm, no wintry weather chill him. No wind that blew was bitterer than he, no falling snow was more intent upon its purpose, no pelting rain less open to entreaty. Foul weather didn't know where to have him. The heaviest rain, and snow, and hail, and sleet could boast of the advantage over him in only one respect. They often "came down" handsomely and Scrooge never did.
External heat and cold had little impact on Scrooge. No warmth could make him feel warm, and no winter weather could chill him. No wind that blew was harsher than he was, no falling snow was more determined in its purpose, and no pouring rain was less receptive to persuasion. Bad weather didn't stand a chance with him. The heaviest rain, snow, hail, and sleet could only claim one advantage over him: they often “came down” gracefully, while Scrooge never did.
Nobody ever stopped him in the street to say, with gladsome looks, "My dear Scrooge, how are you? When will you come to see me?" No beggars implored him to bestow a trifle, no children asked him what it was o'clock, no man or woman ever once in all his life inquired the way to such and such a place, of Scrooge. Even the blind men's dogs appeared to know him; and, when they saw him coming on, would tug their owners into doorways and up courts; and then would wag their tails as though they said, "No eye at all is better than an evil eye, dark master!"
Nobody ever stopped him on the street to say, with happy expressions, "Hey, Scrooge, how are you? When are you going to come visit me?" No beggars begged him for a penny, no kids asked him what time it was, and no man or woman ever asked him for directions in his entire life. Even the dogs of blind people seemed to recognize him; they would pull their owners into doorways and alleys when they saw him coming, wagging their tails as if to say, "Better to be blind than to have an evil gaze, dark master!"
But what did Scrooge care? It was the very thing he liked. To edge his way along the crowded paths of life, warning all human sympathy to keep its distance, was what the knowing ones call "nuts" to Scrooge.
But what did Scrooge care? It was exactly what he enjoyed. Navigating his way through the crowded paths of life, telling all human compassion to stay away, was what the smart people call "a dream come true" for Scrooge.
Once upon a time—of all the good days in the year, on Christmas Eve—old Scrooge sat busy in his counting-house. It was cold, bleak, biting weather: foggy withal: and he could hear the people in the court outside go wheezing up and down, beating their hands upon their breasts, and stamping their feet upon the pavement stones to warm them. The City clocks had only just gone three, but it was quite dark already—it had not been light all day—and candles were flaring in the windows of the neighbouring offices, like ruddy smears upon the palpable brown air. The fog came pouring in at every chink and keyhole, and was so dense without, that, although the court was of the narrowest, the houses opposite were mere phantoms. To see the dingy cloud come drooping down, obscuring everything,[14] one might have thought that nature lived hard by and was brewing on a large scale.
Once upon a time—on one of the best days of the year, Christmas Eve—old Scrooge was hard at work in his counting-house. It was cold, bleak, and biting weather; foggy too. He could hear people in the courtyard outside wheezing as they moved around, beating their hands against their chests and stamping their feet on the pavement to warm them. The city clocks had just struck three, but it was already quite dark—it hadn't been light all day—and candles were flickering in the windows of nearby offices, glowing like red smears against the thick brown air. The fog was pouring in through every crack and keyhole, so dense that, even though the courtyard was very narrow, the houses across the way looked like mere shadows. Watching the dirty cloud settle down, obscuring everything, one might have thought that nature was nearby brewing something on a large scale.
The door of Scrooge's counting-house was open, that he might keep his eye upon his clerk, who in a dismal little cell beyond, a sort of tank, was copying letters. Scrooge had a very small fire, but the clerk's fire was so very much smaller that it looked like one coal. But he couldn't replenish it, for Scrooge kept the coal-box in his own room; and so surely as the clerk came in with the shovel, the master predicted that it would be necessary for them to part. Wherefore the clerk put on his white comforter, and tried to warm himself at the candle; in which effort, not being a man of strong imagination, he failed.
The door to Scrooge's office was open so he could keep an eye on his clerk, who was in a bleak little room nearby, copying letters. Scrooge had a very small fire, but the clerk's fire was so tiny that it looked like just one piece of coal. He couldn't refill it, though, because Scrooge kept the coal box in his own room; and every time the clerk came in with the shovel, Scrooge would predict it was time for them to part ways. So, the clerk wrapped himself in his white scarf and tried to warm himself at the candle, but since he didn’t have much imagination, he wasn't successful.
"A merry Christmas, uncle! God save you!" cried a cheerful voice. It was the voice of Scrooge's nephew, who came upon him so quickly that this was the first intimation he had of his approach.
"A merry Christmas, uncle! God bless you!" shouted a cheerful voice. It was Scrooge's nephew, who surprised him so suddenly that it was the first hint he had of his arrival.
"Bah!" said Scrooge. "Humbug!"
"Bah!" said Scrooge. "Nonsense!"
He had so heated himself with rapid walking in the fog and frost, this nephew of Scrooge's, that he was all in a glow; his face was ruddy and handsome; his eyes sparkled, and his breath smoked again.
He had warmed himself up from walking quickly in the fog and frost, this nephew of Scrooge's, to the point that he was glowing; his face was reddish and good-looking; his eyes sparkled, and his breath came out in clouds.
"Christmas a humbug, uncle!" said Scrooge's nephew. "You don't mean that, I am sure?"
"Christmas is a scam, uncle!" said Scrooge's nephew. "You can’t really mean that, right?"
"I do," said Scrooge. "Merry Christmas! What right have you to be merry? What reason have you to be merry? You're poor enough."
"I do," said Scrooge. "Merry Christmas! What gives you the right to be happy? What reason do you have to celebrate? You're struggling enough."
"Come, then," returned the nephew gaily. "What right have you to be dismal? What reason have you to be morose? You're rich enough."
"Come on," the nephew replied cheerfully. "What right do you have to be gloomy? What reason do you have to be so down? You're wealthy enough."
Scrooge, having no better answer ready on the spur of the moment, said, "Bah!" again; and followed it up with "Humbug!"
Scrooge, not having a better response prepared in the moment, snapped, "Bah!" again, and added, "Humbug!"
"Don't be cross, uncle!" said the nephew.
"Don't be mad, uncle!" said the nephew.

"What else can I be," returned the uncle, "when I live in [15]such a world of fools as this? Merry Christmas! Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas-time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, and not an hour richer; a time for balancing your books, and having every item in 'em through a round dozen of months presented dead against you? If I could work my will," said Scrooge indignantly, "every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!"
"What else can I be," replied the uncle, "when I live in such a world of fools like this? Happy Christmas? Bah, humbug! What's Christmas to you but a time for paying bills you can't afford; a time for realizing you're a year older, and not one penny richer; a time for balancing your accounts, only to find every item in them stacked against you for the past twelve months? If I had my way," said Scrooge angrily, "every idiot who goes around saying 'Happy Christmas' should be boiled with their own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through their heart. They should!"
"Uncle!" pleaded the nephew.
"Uncle!" begged the nephew.
"Nephew!" returned the uncle sternly, "keep Christmas in your own way, and let me keep it in mine."
"Nephew!" the uncle replied sternly, "celebrate Christmas however you want, and I'll celebrate it my way."
"Keep it!" repeated Scrooge's nephew. "But you don't keep it."
"Keep it!" Scrooge's nephew said again. "But you don’t actually keep it."
"Let me leave it alone, then," said Scrooge. "Much good may it do you! Much good it has ever done you!"
"Then I'll just leave it alone," said Scrooge. "Hope it does you some good! It hasn't done you any good before!"
"There are many things from which I might have derived good, by which I have not profited, I dare say," returned the nephew; "Christmas among the rest. But I am sure I have always thought of Christmas-time, when it has come round—apart from the veneration due to its sacred name and origin, if anything belonging to it can be apart from that—as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were fellow-passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys. And therefore, uncle, though it has never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket, I believe that it has done me good, and will do me good; and I say, God bless it!"
"There are plenty of things I could have benefited from but didn’t, I'd say," replied the nephew. "Christmas is one of those things. Yet, I’ve always seen Christmas time—aside from the respect owed to its sacred name and origin, if anything about it can really be separated from that—as a wonderful time; a kind, forgiving, generous, and enjoyable time; the only time of the year when people seem to collectively open their closed hearts and truly think of others as if we’re all in this together, heading towards the same end, rather than as if we’re different species on separate journeys. So, uncle, even though it’s never filled my pockets with money, I believe it has done me good, and will do me good; and I say, God bless it!"
The clerk in the tank involuntarily applauded. Becoming immediately sensible of the impropriety, he poked the fire, and extinguished the last frail spark for ever.[16]
The clerk in the tank clapped without thinking. Realizing it was inappropriate, he stirred the fire and snuffed out the last weak spark for good.[16]
"Let me hear another sound from you," said Scrooge, "and you'll keep your Christmas by losing your situation! You're quite a powerful speaker, sir," he added, turning to his nephew. "I wonder you don't go into Parliament."
"Let me hear another sound from you," said Scrooge, "and you’ll lose your job just to keep your Christmas! You’re quite the orator, sir," he added, turning to his nephew. "I’m surprised you don’t run for Parliament."
"Don't be angry, uncle. Come! Dine with us to-morrow."
"Don't be mad, uncle. Come! Have dinner with us tomorrow."
Scrooge said that he would see him——Yes, indeed he did. He went the whole length of the expression, and said that he would see him in that extremity first.
Scrooge said he would see him—Yes, he really did. He went all the way with that statement and said he would see him in that situation first.
"But why?" cried Scrooge's nephew. "Why?"
"But why?" shouted Scrooge's nephew. "Why?"
"Why did you get married?" said Scrooge.
"Why did you get married?" Scrooge asked.
"Because I fell in love."
"Because I fell for you."
"Because you fell in love!" growled Scrooge, as if that were the only one thing in the world more ridiculous than a merry Christmas. "Good afternoon!"
"Because you fell in love!" Scrooge grumbled, as if that were the only thing in the world more absurd than a merry Christmas. "Good afternoon!"
"Nay, uncle, but you never came to see me before that happened. Why give it as a reason for not coming now?"
"Nah, uncle, but you never came to see me before that happened. Why use it as an excuse for not coming now?"
"Good afternoon," said Scrooge.
"Good afternoon," said Scrooge.
"I want nothing from you; I ask nothing of you; why cannot we be friends?"
"I don't want anything from you; I don't ask anything from you; why can't we just be friends?"
"Good afternoon!" said Scrooge.
"Good afternoon!" Scrooge said.
"I am sorry, with all my heart, to find you so resolute. We have never had any quarrel to which I have been a party. But I have made the trial in homage to Christmas, and I'll keep my Christmas humour to the last. So A Merry Christmas, uncle!"
"I’m truly sorry to see you so set in your ways. We’ve never had any argument that I’ve been involved in. But I’ve made the effort in the spirit of Christmas, and I’m going to hold onto my Christmas cheer till the end. So, Merry Christmas, Uncle!"
"Good afternoon," said Scrooge.
"Good afternoon," Scrooge said.
"And A Happy New Year!"
"Happy New Year!"
"Good afternoon!" said Scrooge.
"Good afternoon!" said Scrooge.
His nephew left the room without an angry word, notwithstanding. He stopped at the outer door to bestow the greetings of the season on the clerk, who, cold as he was, was warmer than Scrooge; for he returned them cordially.
His nephew left the room without saying anything angry. He paused at the outer door to offer seasonal greetings to the clerk, who, despite the cold, was warmer than Scrooge because he responded cheerfully.
"There's another fellow," muttered Scrooge, who overheard him: "my clerk, with fifteen shillings a week, and a wife and family, talking about a merry Christmas. I'll retire to Bedlam."[17]
"There's another guy," muttered Scrooge, who overheard him: "my clerk, making fifteen shillings a week, with a wife and kids, talking about a joyful Christmas. I might as well go to an insane asylum."[17]
This lunatic, in letting Scrooge's nephew out, had let two other people in. They were portly gentlemen, pleasant to behold, and now stood, with their hats off, in Scrooge's office. They had books and papers in their hands, and bowed to him.
This crazy person, while letting Scrooge's nephew out, had also let two other people in. They were stout gentlemen, nice to look at, and now stood, hat in hand, in Scrooge's office. They were holding books and papers, and they bowed to him.
"Scrooge and Marley's, I believe," said one of the gentlemen, referring to his list. "Have I the pleasure of addressing Mr. Scrooge, or Mr. Marley?"
"Scrooge and Marley's, I think," said one of the men, looking at his list. "Am I speaking to Mr. Scrooge or Mr. Marley?"
"Mr. Marley has been dead these seven years," Scrooge replied. "He died seven years ago, this very night."
"Mr. Marley has been dead for seven years," Scrooge said. "He died seven years ago, on this very night."
"We have no doubt his liberality is well represented by his surviving partner," said the gentleman, presenting his credentials.
"We're sure his generosity is accurately represented by his surviving partner," said the gentleman, showing his credentials.
It certainly was; for they had been two kindred spirits. At the ominous word "liberality" Scrooge frowned, and shook his head, and handed the credentials back.
It definitely was; because they had been two like-minded souls. At the unsettling word "generosity," Scrooge frowned, shook his head, and handed the credentials back.
"At this festive season of the year, Mr. Scrooge," said the gentleman, taking up a pen, "it is more than usually desirable that we should make some slight provision for the poor and destitute, who suffer greatly at the present time. Many thousands are in want of common necessaries; hundreds of thousands are in want of common comforts, sir."
"At this festive time of year, Mr. Scrooge," said the gentleman, picking up a pen, "it's especially important that we do something to help the poor and needy, who are struggling quite a bit right now. Many thousands are lacking basic necessities; hundreds of thousands are without simple comforts, sir."
"Are there no prisons?" asked Scrooge.
"Are there no prisons?" asked Scrooge.
"Plenty of prisons," said the gentleman, laying down the pen again.
"Lots of prisons," said the man, putting the pen down again.
"And the Union workhouses?" demanded Scrooge. "Are they still in operation?"
"And the Union workhouses?" asked Scrooge. "Are they still running?"
"They are. Still," returned the gentleman, "I wish I could say they were not."
"They are. Still," replied the gentleman, "I wish I could say otherwise."
"The Treadmill and the Poor Law are in full vigour, then?" said Scrooge.
"The Treadmill and the Poor Law are still going strong, right?" said Scrooge.
"Both very busy, sir."
"Both super busy, sir."
"Oh! I was afraid, from what you said at first, that something had occurred to stop them in their useful course," said Scrooge. "I am very glad to hear it."[18]
"Oh! I was worried, based on what you said earlier, that something had happened to interrupt their positive journey," said Scrooge. "I’m really glad to hear that."[18]
"Under the impression that they scarcely furnish Christian cheer of mind or body to the multitude," returned the gentleman, "a few of us are endeavouring to raise a fund to buy the Poor some meat and drink, and means of warmth. We choose this time, because it is a time, of all others, when Want is keenly felt, and Abundance rejoices. What shall I put you down for?"
"Thinking that they hardly provide any real comfort to the public," the gentleman replied, "a small group of us is trying to raise money to buy the poor some food and drink, as well as ways to stay warm. We're doing this now because it’s a time when need is strongly felt, and those who have plenty are celebrating. How much should I put you down for?"
"Nothing!" Scrooge replied.
"Nothing!" Scrooge answered.
"You wish to be anonymous?"
"Do you want to be anonymous?"
"I wish to be left alone," said Scrooge. "Since you ask me what I wish, gentlemen, that is my answer. I don't make merry myself at Christmas, and I can't afford to make idle people merry. I help to support the establishments I have mentioned—they cost enough; and those who are badly off must go there."
"I want to be left alone," Scrooge said. "Since you want to know what I wish, gentlemen, that's my answer. I don't celebrate Christmas myself, and I can't afford to make lazy people happy. I help support the institutions I've mentioned—they're expensive enough; and those who are struggling should go there."
"Many can't go there; and many would rather die."
"Many can't go there; and many would prefer to die."
"If they would rather die," said Scrooge, "they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population. Besides—excuse me—I don't know that."
"If they want to die," said Scrooge, "they might as well do it and reduce the excess population. Besides—excuse me—I’m not sure about that."
"But you might know it," observed the gentleman.
"But you might know it," the gentleman said.
"It's not my business," Scrooge returned. "It's enough for a man to understand his own business, and not to interfere with other people's. Mine occupies me constantly. Good afternoon, gentlemen!"
"It's not my concern," Scrooge replied. "It's enough for someone to handle their own affairs and not meddle in others'. My own keeps me busy all the time. Good afternoon, gentlemen!"
Seeing clearly that it would be useless to pursue their point, the gentlemen withdrew. Scrooge resumed his labours with an improved opinion of himself, and in a more facetious temper than was usual with him.
Seeing clearly that it would be pointless to continue arguing their case, the gentlemen left. Scrooge went back to his work with a better opinion of himself and in a more playful mood than usual.
Meanwhile the fog and darkness thickened so, that people ran about with flaring links, proffering their services to go before horses in carriages, and conduct them on their way. The ancient tower of a church, whose gruff old bell was always peeping slily down at Scrooge out of a Gothic window in the wall, became invisible, and struck the hours and quarters in the clouds, with tremulous vibrations afterwards, as if its teeth were chattering in its frozen head up there. The cold became[19] intense. In the main street, at the corner of the court, some labourers were repairing the gas-pipes, and had lighted a great fire in a brazier, round which a party of ragged men and boys were gathered: warming their hands and winking their eyes before the blaze in rapture. The water-plug being left in solitude, its overflowings suddenly congealed, and turned to misanthropic ice. The brightness of the shops, where holly sprigs and berries crackled in the lamp heat of the windows, made pale faces ruddy as they passed. Poulterers' and grocers' trades became a splendid joke: a glorious pageant, with which it was next to impossible to believe that such dull principles as bargain and sale had anything to do. The Lord Mayor, in the stronghold of the mighty Mansion House, gave orders to his fifty cooks and butlers to keep Christmas as a Lord Mayor's household should; and even the little tailor, whom he had fined five shillings on the previous Monday for being drunk and blood-thirsty in the streets, stirred up to-morrow's pudding in his garret, while his lean wife and the baby sallied out to buy the beef.
Meanwhile, the fog and darkness thickened so much that people rushed around with torches, offering to guide carriages and their horses on their way. The old church tower, with its rough bell always peering slyly at Scrooge from a Gothic window, disappeared from view, striking the hours and quarters in the clouds with shuddering sounds as if its teeth were chattering in the freezing air. The cold grew intense. In the main street, at the corner of the alley, some workers were repairing the gas pipes and had started a large fire in a brazier, around which a group of ragged men and boys gathered, warming their hands and blinking at the flames with delight. The water plug, left alone, suddenly froze over and turned into a cold lump of ice. The bright shops, where holly sprigs and berries crackled in the warmth of the lights, made pale faces glow as they passed. The poultry and grocery trades looked like a grand celebration, making it hard to believe that such dull things as buying and selling were involved. The Lord Mayor, in the stronghold of the grand Mansion House, instructed his fifty cooks and servants to celebrate Christmas as befits a Lord Mayor's household; and even the little tailor, who had been fined five shillings the previous Monday for being drunk and violent in the streets, stirred tomorrow's pudding in his attic while his thin wife and the baby went out to buy the beef.
Foggier yet, and colder! Piercing, searching, biting cold. If the good St. Dunstan had but nipped the Evil Spirit's nose with a touch of such weather as that, instead of using his familiar weapons, then indeed he would have roared to lusty purpose. The owner of one scant young nose, gnawed and mumbled by the hungry cold as bones are gnawed by dogs, stooped down at Scrooge's keyhole to regale him with a Christmas carol; but, at the first sound of
Foggier and colder! The cold was sharp, intense, and biting. If good St. Dunstan had pinched the Evil Spirit’s nose with weather like this, instead of using his usual tools, he would have certainly roared with full force. The owner of one poor young nose, chewed and chomped by the freezing cold like dogs gnawing on bones, bent down at Scrooge's keyhole to treat him to a Christmas carol; but, at the first sound of
"May nothing upset you!"
Scrooge seized the ruler with such energy of action, that the singer fled in terror, leaving the keyhole to the fog, and even more congenial frost.
Scrooge grabbed the ruler with such force that the singer ran away in fear, leaving the keyhole to the fog, and even more familiar cold.
At length the hour of shutting up the counting-house arrived.[20] With an ill-will Scrooge dismounted from his stool, and tacitly admitted the fact to the expectant clerk in the tank, who instantly snuffed his candle out, and put on his hat.
At last, it was time to close up the office.[20] With reluctance, Scrooge got off his stool and silently acknowledged it to the eager clerk in the booth, who promptly blew out his candle and put on his hat.
"You'll want all day to-morrow, I suppose?" said Scrooge.
"You'll want the whole day off tomorrow, I guess?" said Scrooge.
"If quite convenient, sir."
"If it's convenient, sir."
"It's not convenient," said Scrooge, "and it's not fair. If I was to stop half-a-crown for it, you'd think yourself ill used, I'll be bound?"
"It's not convenient," Scrooge said, "and it's not fair. If I were to take half-a-crown off for it, you'd feel cheated, I’m sure?"
The clerk smiled faintly.
The clerk smiled softly.
"And yet," said Scrooge, "you don't think me ill used when I pay a day's wages for no work."
"And yet," Scrooge said, "you don't think I'm treated unfairly when I pay a day's wages for doing no work."
The clerk observed that it was only once a year.
The clerk noticed that it only happened once a year.
"A poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every twenty-fifth of December!" said Scrooge, buttoning his great-coat to the chin. "But I suppose you must have the whole day. Be here all the earlier next morning."
"A lame excuse for picking a guy's pocket every December 25th!" said Scrooge, buttoning his coat up to his chin. "But I guess you must get the whole day off. Be here even earlier the next morning."
The clerk promised that he would; and Scrooge walked out with a growl. The office was closed in a twinkling, and the clerk, with the long ends of his white comforter dangling below his waist (for he boasted no great-coat), went down a slide on Cornhill, at the end of a lane of boys, twenty times, in honour of its being Christmas-eve, and then ran home to Camden Town as hard as he could pelt, to play at blindman's buff.
The clerk promised he would, and Scrooge walked out grumbling. The office was shut down in a flash, and the clerk, with the long ends of his white scarf hanging below his waist (since he didn't have a proper coat), slid down a slope on Cornhill with a bunch of boys, doing it twenty times to celebrate Christmas Eve, before running home to Camden Town as fast as he could to play blind man's buff.
Scrooge took his melancholy dinner in his usual melancholy tavern; and having read all the newspapers, and beguiled the rest of the evening with his banker's book, went home to bed. He lived in chambers which had once belonged to his deceased partner. They were a gloomy suite of rooms, in a lowering pile of building up a yard, where it had so little business to be, that one could scarcely help fancying it must have run there when it was a young house, playing at hide-and-seek with other houses, and have forgotten the way out again. It was old enough now, and dreary enough; for nobody lived in it but Scrooge, the other rooms being all let out as offices. The yard[21] was so dark that even Scrooge, who knew its every stone, was fain to grope with his hands. The fog and frost so hung about the black old gateway of the house, that it seemed as if the Genius of the Weather sat in mournful meditation on the threshold.
Scrooge had his sad dinner at his usual gloomy tavern, and after reading all the newspapers, he spent the rest of the evening going through his banker's book before heading home to bed. He lived in rooms that once belonged to his late partner. They were a dark set of rooms in a looming building tucked away in a yard, where it seemed so out of place that one could almost imagine it had run there while playing hide-and-seek with other buildings and had forgotten how to get out. Now, it was old and dreary, as no one lived there except Scrooge; all the other rooms were rented out as offices. The yard[21] was so dark that even Scrooge, who knew it well, had to feel his way around. The fog and frost clung to the old black gateway of the house, making it look like the Genius of the Weather was sitting there in sorrowful thought.
Now, it is a fact that there was nothing at all particular about the knocker on the door, except that it was very large. It is also a fact that Scrooge had seen it, night and morning, during his whole residence in that place; also that Scrooge had as little of what is called fancy about him as any man in the City of London, even including—which is a bold word—the corporation, aldermen, and livery. Let it also be borne in mind that Scrooge had not bestowed one thought on Marley since his last mention of his seven-years'-dead partner that afternoon. And then let any man explain to me, if he can, how it happened that Scrooge, having his key in the lock of the door, saw in the knocker, without its undergoing any intermediate process of change—not a knocker, but Marley's face.
Now, it's a fact that there was nothing special about the knocker on the door, except that it was really big. It's also a fact that Scrooge had seen it, night and morning, every day he lived in that place; and that Scrooge had as little imagination as anyone in the City of London, including— which is quite a statement— the corporation, aldermen, and livery. Keep in mind that Scrooge had not thought about Marley since he last mentioned his partner, who had been dead for seven years, that afternoon. Now, let anyone explain to me, if they can, how it happened that Scrooge, with his key in the lock of the door, saw in the knocker, without any change in it— not just a knocker, but Marley's face.
Marley's face. It was not in impenetrable shadow, as the other objects in the yard were, but had a dismal light about it, like a bad lobster in a dark cellar. It was not angry or ferocious, but looked at Scrooge as Marley used to look: with ghostly spectacles turned up on its ghostly forehead. The hair was curiously stirred, as if by breath of hot air; and, though the eyes were wide open, they were perfectly motionless. That, and its livid colour, made it horrible; but its horror seemed to be in spite of the face, and beyond its control, rather than a part of its own expression.
Marley's face. It wasn't covered in deep shadow like the other objects in the yard, but instead had a grim light about it, like a bad lobster in a dark cellar. It didn't look angry or fierce, but stared at Scrooge the way Marley used to, with ghostly glasses pushed up on its ghostly forehead. The hair was strangely tousled, as if stirred by a breath of hot air; and even though the eyes were wide open, they were completely still. That, along with its pale color, made it terrifying; but its terror seemed to exist despite the face, beyond its control, rather than being a part of its own expression.
As Scrooge looked fixedly at this phenomenon, it was a knocker again.
As Scrooge stared intently at this strange sight, it was a knocker once more.
To say that he was not startled, or that his blood was not conscious of a terrible sensation to which it had been a stranger from infancy, would be untrue. But he put his hand upon the[22] key he had relinquished, turned it sturdily, walked in, and lighted his candle.
To say that he wasn't startled, or that his blood didn't feel a terrible sensation it had never experienced before, would be a lie. But he placed his hand on the[22] key he had let go of, turned it firmly, walked in, and lit his candle.
He did pause, with a moment's irresolution, before he shut the door; and he did look cautiously behind it first, as if he half expected to be terrified with the sight of Marley's pigtail sticking out into the hall. But there was nothing on the back of the door, except the screws and nuts that held the knocker on, so he said, "Pooh, pooh!" and closed it with a bang.
He paused for a moment, hesitating, before he shut the door; and he looked cautiously behind it first, as if he half expected to be startled by the sight of Marley's pigtail sticking out into the hallway. But there was nothing behind the door, just the screws and nuts holding the knocker in place, so he said, "Pooh, pooh!" and slammed it shut.
The sound resounded through the house like thunder. Every room above, and every cask in the wine merchant's cellars below, appeared to have a separate peal of echoes of its own. Scrooge was not a man to be frightened by echoes. He fastened the door, and walked across the hall, and up the stairs: slowly, too: trimming his candle as he went.
The sound echoed throughout the house like thunder. Every room upstairs and every barrel in the wine merchant's cellars below seemed to have its own distinct echo. Scrooge wasn’t someone who got scared by echoes. He locked the door, walked across the hallway, and went up the stairs—slowly, too—adjusting his candle as he moved.
You may talk vaguely about driving a coach and six up a good old flight of stairs, or through a bad young Act of Parliament; but I mean to say you might have got a hearse up that staircase, and taken it broadwise, with the splinter-bar towards the wall, and the door towards the balustrades: and done it easy. There was plenty of width for that, and room to spare; which is perhaps the reason why Scrooge thought he saw a locomotive hearse going on before him in the gloom. Half-a-dozen gas-lamps out of the street wouldn't have lighted the entry too well, so you may suppose that it was pretty dark with Scrooge's dip.
You might talk about driving a carriage up a nice old set of stairs, or through a bad new law; but I mean to say you could have gotten a hearse up that staircase, and taken it sideways, with the splinter-bar against the wall and the door toward the banister. And it would have been easy. There was plenty of width for that, with room to spare; which might explain why Scrooge thought he saw a locomotive hearse leading the way in the darkness. Half-a-dozen gas lamps from the street wouldn’t have lit the entrance very well, so you can imagine it was pretty dark with Scrooge’s light.
Up Scrooge went, not caring a button for that. Darkness is cheap, and Scrooge liked it. But, before he shut his heavy door, he walked through his rooms to see that all was right. He had just enough recollection of the face to desire to do that.
Up Scrooge went, not caring at all about that. Darkness is cheap, and Scrooge appreciated it. But before he closed his heavy door, he walked through his rooms to make sure everything was in order. He remembered the face just enough to feel the need to do that.
Sitting-room, bedroom, lumber-room. All as they should be. Nobody under the table, nobody under the sofa; a small fire in the grate; spoon and basin ready; and the little saucepan of gruel (Scrooge had a cold in his head) upon the hob. Nobody under the bed; nobody in the closet; nobody in his dressing-[23]gown, which was hanging up in a suspicious attitude against the wall. Lumber-room as usual. Old fire-guard, old shoes, two fish baskets, washing-stand on three legs, and a poker.
Living room, bedroom, storage room. Everything as it should be. No one under the table, no one under the couch; a small fire in the fireplace; spoon and bowl ready; and a little pot of gruel (Scrooge had a cold) on the stove. No one under the bed; no one in the closet; no one in his robe, which was hanging suspiciously against the wall. Storage room as usual. Old fire screen, old shoes, two fishing baskets, a wobbly washstand, and a poker.
Quite satisfied, he closed his door, and locked himself in; double locked himself in, which was not his custom. Thus secured against surprise, he took off his cravat; put on his dressing-gown and slippers, and his nightcap; and sat down before the fire to take his gruel.
Feeling quite satisfied, he closed his door and locked himself in; he double-locked himself in, which wasn't his usual practice. Now secure against any surprises, he took off his tie, put on his robe and slippers, donned his nightcap, and sat down by the fire to have his porridge.
It was a very low fire indeed; nothing on such a bitter night. He was obliged to sit close to it, and brood over it, before he could extract the least sensation of warmth from such a handful of fuel. The fire-place was an old one, built by some Dutch merchant long ago, and paved all round with quaint Dutch tiles, designed to illustrate the Scriptures. There were Cains and Abels, Pharaoh's daughters, Queens of Sheba, Angelic messengers descending through the air on clouds like feather beds, Abrahams, Belshazzars, Apostles putting off to sea in butter-boats, hundreds of figures to attract his thoughts; and yet that face of Marley, seven years dead, came like the ancient Prophet's rod, and swallowed up the whole. If each smooth tile had been a blank at first, with power to shape some picture on its surface from the disjointed fragments of his thoughts, there would have been a copy of old Marley's head on every one.
It was a really small fire; nothing to warm him on such a bitter night. He had to sit close to it and stare at it for a while before he could feel any warmth from such a small pile of fuel. The fireplace was an old one, built by some Dutch merchant long ago and surrounded by quirky Dutch tiles designed to illustrate stories from the Bible. There were scenes of Cain and Abel, Pharaoh's daughters, the Queen of Sheba, angels floating down on clouds that looked like feather beds, Abrahams, Belshazzars, and Apostles setting out to sea in small boats, hundreds of images to capture his thoughts. Yet, the face of Marley, who had been dead for seven years, loomed over everything like an ancient prophet’s rod, swallowing it whole. If each smooth tile had been blank at first, able to project an image from the jumbled pieces of his mind, there would have been a copy of old Marley’s head on each one.
"Humbug!" said Scrooge; and walked across the room.
"Humbug!" Scrooge said, and walked across the room.
After several turns he sat down again. As he threw his head back in the chair, his glance happened to rest upon a bell, a disused bell, that hung in the room, and communicated, for some purpose now forgotten, with a chamber in the highest story of the building. It was with great astonishment, and with a strange, inexplicable dread, that, as he looked, he saw this bell begin to swing. It swung so softly in the outset that it scarcely made a sound; but soon it rang out loudly, and so did every bell in the house.[24]
After a few moments, he sat back down. As he leaned his head against the chair, his gaze landed on a bell—a forgotten one—that hung in the room and connected, for some unknown reason, to a room on the top floor of the building. He felt a mix of shock and a strange, unexplainable fear when he noticed the bell starting to swing. At first, it moved so gently that it barely made a sound, but soon it rang out loudly, and every bell in the house followed suit.[24]
This might have lasted half a minute, or a minute, but it seemed an hour. The bells ceased, as they had begun, together. They were succeeded by a clanking noise, deep down below, as if some person were dragging a heavy chain over the casks in the wine merchant's cellar. Scrooge then remembered to have heard that ghosts in haunted houses were described as dragging chains.
This might have lasted half a minute or a minute, but it felt like an hour. The bells stopped, just like they had started, all at once. They were replaced by a clanking sound coming from deep below, as if someone was dragging a heavy chain over the barrels in the wine merchant's cellar. Scrooge then remembered hearing that ghosts in haunted houses were said to drag chains.
The cellar door flew open with a booming sound, and then he heard the noise much louder on the floors below; then coming up the stairs; then coming straight towards his door.
The cellar door swung open with a loud bang, and then he heard the noise much louder on the floors below; then coming up the stairs; then coming directly towards his door.
"It's humbug still!" said Scrooge. "I won't believe it."
"It's nonsense still!" said Scrooge. "I won't believe it."
His colour changed, though, when, without a pause, it came on through the heavy door, and passed into the room before his eyes. Upon its coming in, the dying flame leaped up, as though it cried, "I know him! Marley's Ghost!" and fell again.
His color changed, though, when, without stopping, it came through the heavy door and entered the room before his eyes. As it came in, the dying flame flickered back to life, as if it were saying, "I know him! Marley's Ghost!" and then it went out again.
The same face: the very same. Marley in his pigtail, usual waistcoat, tights, and boots; the tassels on the latter bristling, like his pigtail, and his coat-skirts, and the hair upon his head. The chain he drew was clasped about his middle. It was long, and wound about him like a tail; and it was made (for Scrooge observed it closely) of cash-boxes, keys, padlocks, ledgers, deeds, and heavy purses wrought in steel. His body was transparent; so that Scrooge, observing him, and looking through his waistcoat, could see the two buttons on his coat behind.
The same face: exactly the same. Marley in his pigtail, usual waistcoat, tights, and boots; the tassels on the boots sticking out, just like his pigtail, his coat-tails, and the hair on his head. The chain he dragged was fastened around his waist. It was long and wrapped around him like a tail; and it was made (because Scrooge paid close attention) of cash boxes, keys, padlocks, ledgers, deeds, and heavy purses made of steel. His body was see-through; so that Scrooge, watching him, could look through his waistcoat and see the two buttons on his coat behind.
Scrooge had often heard it said that Marley had no bowels, but he had never believed it until now.
Scrooge had often heard people say that Marley had no feelings, but he had never believed it until now.
No, nor did he believe it even now. Though he looked the phantom through and through, and saw it standing before him; though he felt the chilling influence of its death-cold eyes; and marked the very texture of the folded kerchief bound about its head and chin, which wrapper he had not observed before; he was still incredulous, and fought against his senses.
No, he still didn't believe it, even now. Although he stared at the ghost completely, seeing it right in front of him; feeling the cold grip of its lifeless eyes; and noticing the fabric of the folded scarf wrapped around its head and chin, a detail he hadn't noticed before; he remained skeptical and resisted what his senses were telling him.
"How now!" said Scrooge, caustic and cold as ever. "What do you want with me?"[25]
"What's up?" said Scrooge, sharp and icy as always. "What do you want from me?"[25]
"Much!"—Marley's voice, no doubt about it.
"Definitely!"—That was Marley's voice, no doubt about it.
"Who are you?"
"Who's that?"
"Ask me who I was."
"Ask me who I used to be."
"Who were you, then?" said Scrooge, raising his voice. "You're particular, for a shade." He was going to say "to a shade," but substituted this, as more appropriate.
"Who are you, then?" Scrooge asked, raising his voice. "You're quite specific for a ghost." He was going to say "to a ghost," but changed it to this, thinking it was more fitting.
"In life I was your partner, Jacob Marley."
"In life, I was your partner, Jacob Marley."
"Can you—can you sit down?" asked Scrooge, looking doubtfully at him.
"Can you—can you sit down?" asked Scrooge, looking uncertainly at him.
"I can."
"I can do it."
"Do it, then."
"Go ahead, then."
Scrooge asked the question, because he didn't know whether a ghost so transparent might find himself in a condition to take a chair; and felt that, in the event of its being impossible, it might involve the necessity of an embarrassing explanation. But the Ghost sat down on the opposite side of the fire-place, as if he were quite used to it.
Scrooge asked the question because he wasn't sure if a ghost that transparent could sit in a chair, and he thought that if it couldn't, it might lead to an awkward explanation. But the Ghost sat down on the other side of the fireplace, as if it were completely normal for him.
"You don't believe in me," observed the Ghost.
"You don't believe in me," the Ghost said.
"I don't," said Scrooge.
"I don't," said Scrooge.
"What evidence would you have of my reality beyond that of your own senses?"
"What proof do you have of my existence apart from your own senses?"
"I don't know," said Scrooge.
"I have no idea," said Scrooge.
"Why do you doubt your senses?"
"Why do you question what your senses tell you?"
"Because," said Scrooge, "a little thing affects them. A slight disorder of the stomach makes them cheats. You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of an underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!"
"Because," said Scrooge, "they're affected by the smallest things. A minor upset stomach can turn them into liars. You could be a half-eaten piece of beef, a smear of mustard, a crumb of cheese, or a bit of undercooked potato. There's more of the ridiculous than of the serious about you, whatever you are!"
Scrooge was not much in the habit of cracking jokes, nor did he feel in his heart by any means waggish then. The truth is, that he tried to be smart, as a means of distracting his own attention, and keeping down his terror; for the spectre's voice disturbed the very marrow in his bones.
Scrooge didn’t usually joke around, nor did he genuinely feel playful at that moment. The truth is, he was trying to be clever to distract himself and suppress his fear because the ghost’s voice shook him to his core.
To sit staring at those fixed glazed eyes in silence, for a[26] moment, would play, Scrooge felt, the very deuce with him. There was something very awful, too, in the spectre's being provided with an infernal atmosphere of his own. Scrooge could not feel it himself, but this was clearly the case; for though the Ghost sat perfectly motionless, its hair, and skirts, and tassels were still agitated as by the hot vapour from an oven.
To sit there staring into those fixed, glazed eyes in silence for a[26] moment would really mess with Scrooge's mind. There was something truly terrifying about the fact that the specter had its own hellish atmosphere. Scrooge couldn’t feel it himself, but it was clearly true; even though the Ghost sat completely still, its hair, clothing, and tassels were still moving as if they were being stirred by the hot steam from an oven.
"You see this toothpick?" said Scrooge, returning quickly to the charge, for the reason just assigned; and wishing, though it were only for a second, to divert the vision's stony gaze from himself.
"You see this toothpick?" Scrooge said, quickly getting back to the point, hoping, even if just for a moment, to shift the cold stare of the vision away from himself.
"I do," replied the Ghost.
"I do," said the Ghost.
"You are not looking at it," said Scrooge.
"You’re not looking at it," Scrooge said.
"But I see it," said the Ghost, "notwithstanding."
"But I see it," the Ghost said, "regardless."
"Well!" returned Scrooge, "I have but to swallow this, and be for the rest of my days persecuted by a legion of goblins, all of my own creation. Humbug, I tell you; humbug!"
"Well!" Scrooge replied, "All I have to do is accept this, and I'll be haunted for the rest of my life by a whole army of goblins, all made up in my own mind. Nonsense, I tell you; nonsense!"
At this the spirit raised a frightful cry, and shook its chain with such a dismal and appalling noise, that Scrooge held on tight to his chair, to save himself from falling in a swoon. But how much greater was his horror when the phantom, taking off the bandage round his head, as if it were too warm to wear indoors, its lower jaw dropped down upon its breast!
At this, the ghost let out a terrifying scream and rattled its chain with such a gloomy and horrifying noise that Scrooge clung to his chair to keep from fainting. But his shock intensified when the phantom, removing the bandage from around its head as if it were too hot to wear inside, let its lower jaw drop down onto its chest!
Scrooge fell upon his knees, and clasped his hands before his face.
Scrooge dropped to his knees and clasped his hands in front of his face.
"Mercy!" he said. "Dreadful apparition, why do you trouble me?"
"Mercy!" he exclaimed. "Horrible ghost, why do you disturb me?"
"Man of the worldly mind!" replied the Ghost, "do you believe in me or not?"
"Man of the worldly mind!" the Ghost replied, "do you believe in me or not?"
"I do," said Scrooge. "I must. But why do spirits walk the earth, and why do they come to me?"
"I do," said Scrooge. "I have to. But why do spirits walk the earth, and why do they come to me?"

"It is required of every man," the Ghost returned, "that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellow-men, and travel far and wide; and, if that spirit goes not forth in life, it is condemned to do so after death. It is doomed to[27] wander through the world—oh, woe is me!—and witness what it cannot share, but might have shared on earth, and turned to happiness!"
"It is required of every person," the Ghost replied, "that the spirit inside them should roam among others and journey far and wide; and if that spirit doesn’t venture out in life, it has to do so after death. It is destined to wander through the world—oh, how sad!—and see what it cannot partake in, but could have enjoyed on earth, and turned into happiness!"
Again the spectre raised a cry, and shook its chain and wrung its shadowy hands.
Again the ghost let out a cry, rattled its chains, and wrung its shadowy hands.
"You are fettered," said Scrooge, trembling. "Tell me why?"
"You’re chained up," said Scrooge, shaking. "Why is that?"
"I wear the chain I forged in life," replied the Ghost. "I made it link by link, and yard by yard; I girded it on of my own free-will, and of my own free-will I wore it. Is its pattern strange to you?"
"I wear the chain I created in life," replied the Ghost. "I built it link by link, and yard by yard; I wrapped it around myself by my own choice, and by my own choice I wear it. Is its design strange to you?"
Scrooge trembled more and more.
Scrooge shook more and more.
"Or would you know," pursued the Ghost, "the weight and length of the strong coil you bear yourself? It was full as heavy and as long as this, seven Christmas-eves ago. You have laboured on it since. It is a ponderous chain!"
"Or would you know," continued the Ghost, "the weight and length of the heavy chain you carry yourself? It was just as heavy and as long as this, seven Christmas Eves ago. You've been working on it ever since. It’s a heavy chain!"
Scrooge glanced about him on the floor, in the expectation of finding himself surrounded by some fifty or sixty fathoms of iron cable, but he could see nothing.
Scrooge looked around on the floor, expecting to find himself surrounded by about fifty or sixty fathoms of iron cable, but he saw nothing.
"Jacob!" he said imploringly. "Old Jacob Marley, tell me more! Speak comfort to me, Jacob!"
"Jacob!" he said desperately. "Old Jacob Marley, tell me more! Please, say something reassuring to me, Jacob!"
"I have none to give," the Ghost replied. "It comes from other regions, Ebenezer Scrooge, and is conveyed by other ministers, to other kinds of men. Nor can I tell you what I would. A very little more is all permitted to me. I cannot rest, I cannot stay, I cannot linger anywhere. My spirit never walked beyond our counting-house—mark me;—in life my spirit never roved beyond the narrow limits of our money-changing hole; and weary journeys lie before me!"
"I don't have any to give," the Ghost answered. "It comes from other places, Ebenezer Scrooge, and is delivered by other messengers to different kinds of people. I can’t tell you what I would like to. Just a little more is all I'm allowed. I can't rest, I can't stay, I can't linger anywhere. My spirit never walked outside our office—understand this;—in life, my spirit never wandered beyond the tight confines of our money-changing place; and exhausting journeys await me!"
It was a habit with Scrooge, whenever he became thoughtful, to put his hands in his breeches pockets. Pondering on what the Ghost had said, he did so now, but without lifting up his eyes, or getting off his knees.
It was a habit of Scrooge's, whenever he was deep in thought, to stick his hands in his pants pockets. Reflecting on what the Ghost had said, he did it now, but he didn't look up or get off his knees.
"You must have been very slow about it, Jacob," Scrooge[28] observed in a business-like manner, though with humility and deference.
"You must have taken your time with it, Jacob," Scrooge[28] remarked in a practical way, though with humility and respect.
"Slow!" the Ghost repeated.
"Slow down!" the Ghost repeated.
"Seven years dead," mused Scrooge. "And travelling all the time?"
"Seven years gone," Scrooge thought. "And always on the move?"
"The whole time," said the Ghost. "No rest, no peace. Incessant torture of remorse."
"The whole time," said the Ghost. "No rest, no peace. Constant torment of guilt."
"You travel fast?" said Scrooge.
"You travel quickly?" said Scrooge.
"On the wings of the wind," replied the Ghost.
"On the wings of the wind," said the Ghost.
"You might have got over a great quantity of ground in seven years," said Scrooge.
"You could have covered a lot of ground in seven years," said Scrooge.
The Ghost, on hearing this, set up another cry, and clanked its chain so hideously in the dead silence of the night, that the Ward would have been justified in indicting it for a nuisance.
The Ghost, upon hearing this, let out another cry and made its chain clank so disturbingly in the eerie silence of the night that the Ward would have been right to charge it with a nuisance.
"Oh! captive, bound, and double-ironed," cried the phantom, "not to know that ages of incessant labour, by immortal creatures, for this earth must pass into eternity before the good of which it is susceptible is all developed! Not to know that any Christian spirit working kindly in its little sphere, whatever it may be, will find its mortal life too short for its vast means of usefulness! Not to know that no space of regret can make amends for one life's opportunities misused! Yet such was I! Oh, such was I!"
"Oh! prisoner, chained, and heavily shackled," cried the ghost, "don’t you realize that countless years of relentless work by immortal beings for this earth must pass into eternity before all the good it can achieve is fully realized? Don’t you understand that any Christian spirit, doing good in its small corner, no matter what that corner may be, will find its earthly life too brief for its immense potential to help others? Don’t you see that no amount of regret can compensate for the opportunities lost in a single life? Yet that was me! Oh, that was me!"
"But you were always a good man of business, Jacob," faltered Scrooge, who now began to apply this to himself.
"But you were always a good businessman, Jacob," faltered Scrooge, who now started to reflect on this himself.
"Business!" cried the Ghost, wringing its hands again. "Mankind was my business. The common welfare was my business; charity, mercy, forbearance, and benevolence were, all, my business. The dealings of my trade were but a drop of water in the comprehensive ocean of my business!"
"Business!" cried the Ghost, wringing its hands again. "People were my business. The well-being of everyone was my business; charity, compassion, patience, and kindness were all my business. The transactions of my trade were just a drop in the vast ocean of my business!"
It held up its chain at arm's length, as if that were the cause of all its unavailing grief, and flung it heavily upon the ground again.
It held its chain out at arm's length, as if that were the source of all its pointless sorrow, and dropped it heavily onto the ground again.
"At this time of the rolling year," the spectre said, "I suffer[29] most. Why did I walk through crowds of fellow-beings with my eyes turned down, and never raise them to that blessed Star which led the Wise Men to a poor abode? Were there no poor homes to which its light would have conducted me?"
"At this time of year," the ghost said, "I suffer the most. Why did I walk through crowds of fellow human beings with my eyes down, and never look up at that blessed Star that guided the Wise Men to a humble home? Were there no poor homes that its light could have pointed me to?"
Scrooge was very much dismayed to hear the spectre going on at this rate, and began to quake exceedingly.
Scrooge was really upset to hear the ghost talking like this and started to shake a lot.
"Hear me!" cried the Ghost. "My time is nearly gone."
"Hear me!" shouted the Ghost. "My time is almost up."
"I will," said Scrooge. "But don't be hard upon me! Don't be flowery, Jacob! Pray!"
"I will," said Scrooge. "But please don't be tough on me! Don't get too dramatic, Jacob! Please!"
"How it is that I appear before you in a shape that you can see, I may not tell. I have sat invisible beside you many and many a day."
"How I show up in a form you can see, I can't explain. I've been invisible next to you for many days."
It was not an agreeable idea. Scrooge shivered, and wiped the perspiration from his brow.
It wasn't a pleasant thought. Scrooge shivered and wiped the sweat from his forehead.
"That is no light part of my penance," pursued the Ghost. "I am here to-night to warn you that you have yet a chance and hope of escaping my fate. A chance and hope of my procuring, Ebenezer."
"That's not an easy part of my penance," the Ghost continued. "I’m here tonight to warn you that you still have a chance and hope of avoiding my fate. A chance and hope that I can help you with, Ebenezer."
"You were always a good friend to me," said Scrooge. "Thankee!"
"You were always a good friend to me," Scrooge said. "Thanks!"
"You will be haunted," resumed the Ghost, "by Three Spirits."
"You will be haunted," the Ghost continued, "by three Spirits."
Scrooge's countenance fell almost as low as the Ghost's had done.
Scrooge's face dropped almost as low as the Ghost's had.
"Is that the chance and hope you mentioned, Jacob?" he demanded in a faltering voice.
"Is that the opportunity and hope you talked about, Jacob?" he asked in a shaky voice.
"It is."
"It is."
"I—I think I'd rather not," said Scrooge.
"I—I think I'd prefer not to," said Scrooge.
"Without their visits," said the Ghost, "you cannot hope to shun the path I tread. Expect the first to-morrow when the bell tolls One."
"Without their visits," said the Ghost, "you can’t hope to avoid the path I walk. Expect the first one tomorrow when the bell tolls at one."
"Couldn't I take 'em all at once, and have it over, Jacob?" hinted Scrooge.
"Why can't I just take them all at once and get it over with, Jacob?" hinted Scrooge.
"Expect the second on the next night at the same hour.[30] The third, upon the next night when the last stroke of Twelve has ceased to vibrate. Look to see me no more; and look that, for your own sake, you remember what has passed between us!"
"Look for the second one the following night at the same time.[30] The third will be on the night after that when the last chime of Twelve has faded away. Don’t expect to see me again; and make sure, for your own good, that you remember everything we talked about!"
When it had said these words, the spectre took its wrapper from the table, and bound it round its head as before. Scrooge knew this by the smart sound its teeth made when the jaws were brought together by the bandage. He ventured to raise his eyes again, and found his supernatural visitor confronting him in an erect attitude, with its chain wound over and about its arm.
When it finished speaking, the ghost grabbed its wrapping from the table and tied it around its head like before. Scrooge recognized it by the sharp sound its teeth made when the bandage tightened. He dared to look up again and saw his otherworldly visitor standing in front of him, with its chain wrapped around its arm.
The apparition walked backward from him; and, at every step it took, the window raised itself a little, so that, when the spectre reached it, it was wide open. It beckoned Scrooge to approach, which he did. When they were within two paces of each other, Marley's Ghost held up its hand, warning him to come no nearer. Scrooge stopped.
The ghost walked backward away from him, and with each step it took, the window lifted a little until, by the time the specter reached it, it was wide open. It signaled for Scrooge to come closer, which he did. When they were just a couple of steps apart, Marley's Ghost raised its hand, warning him to stay back. Scrooge halted.
Not so much in obedience as in surprise and fear; for, on the raising of the hand, he became sensible of confused noises in the air; incoherent sounds of lamentation and regret; wailings inexpressibly sorrowful and self-accusatory. The spectre, after listening for a moment, joined in the mournful dirge; and floated out upon the bleak, dark night.
Not so much out of obedience but out of surprise and fear; because, when the hand was raised, he started to hear chaotic noises in the air; disjointed sounds of grief and remorse; heartbreakingly sorrowful and self-blaming wails. The ghost, after listening for a moment, joined in the sad chant and drifted out into the cold, dark night.
Scrooge followed to the window: desperate in his curiosity. He looked out.
Scrooge went over to the window, driven by his curiosity. He looked outside.
The air was filled with phantoms, wandering hither and thither in restless haste, and moaning as they went. Every one of them wore chains like Marley's Ghost; some few (they might be guilty governments) were linked together; none were free. Many had been personally known to Scrooge in their lives. He had been quite familiar with one old ghost in a white waistcoat, with a monstrous iron safe attached to its ankle, who cried piteously at being unable to assist a wretched woman with an infant, whom it saw below upon a doorstep. The misery with them all was, clearly, that they sought to interfere, for good, in human matters, and had lost the power for ever.[31]
The air was filled with spirits, wandering back and forth in a restless hurry, moaning as they went. Each of them wore chains like Marley's Ghost; a few (possibly guilty governments) were linked together; none were free. Many had been personally known to Scrooge during their lives. He was quite familiar with one old spirit in a white waistcoat, with a huge iron safe attached to its ankle, who cried out in despair at being unable to help a desperate woman with a baby, whom it saw sitting on a doorstep. The common sorrow among them all was that they tried to interfere, for good, in human affairs, but had lost that ability forever.[31]
Whether these creatures faded into mist, or mist enshrouded them, he could not tell. But they and their spirit voices faded together; and the night became as it had been when he walked home.
Whether these creatures disappeared into mist, or the mist surrounded them, he couldn't tell. But they and their spirit voices vanished together; and the night became as it had been when he walked home.
Scrooge closed the window, and examined the door by which the Ghost had entered. It was double locked, as he had locked it with his own hands, and the bolts were undisturbed. He tried to say "Humbug!" but stopped at the first syllable. And being, from the emotion he had undergone, or the fatigues of the day, or his glimpse of the Invisible World, or the dull conversation of the Ghost, or the lateness of the hour, much in need of repose, went straight to bed without undressing, and fell asleep upon the instant.[32]
Scrooge shut the window and checked the door that the Ghost had come through. It was double locked, just as he had locked it himself, and the bolts were untouched. He tried to say "Humbug!" but couldn't get past the first syllable. Feeling worn from everything he'd experienced, whether from the emotional toll, the day's exhaustion, the glimpse of the Invisible World, the dull chat with the Ghost, or the late hour, he needed rest. So, he went straight to bed without taking off his clothes and fell asleep instantly.[32]
STAVE TWO
THE FIRST OF THE THREE SPIRITS
When Scrooge awoke it was so dark, that, looking out of bed, he could scarcely distinguish the transparent window from the opaque walls of his chamber. He was endeavouring to pierce the darkness with his ferret eyes, when the chimes of a neighbouring church struck the four quarters. So he listened for the hour.
When Scrooge woke up, it was so dark that, looking out of bed, he could hardly tell the clear window from the solid walls of his room. He was trying to see through the darkness with his sharp eyes when the bells of a nearby church rang out the four quarters. So he listened for the hour.
To his great astonishment, the heavy bell went on from six to seven, and from seven to eight, and regularly up to twelve; then stopped. Twelve! It was past two when he went to bed. The clock was wrong. An icicle must have got into the works. Twelve!
To his surprise, the heavy bell rang from six to seven, then seven to eight, and continued consistently until twelve; then it stopped. Twelve! It was past two when he went to bed. The clock was off. An icicle must have gotten into the mechanism. Twelve!
He touched the spring of his repeater, to correct this most preposterous clock. Its rapid little pulse beat twelve, and stopped.
He adjusted the spring of his pocket watch to fix this ridiculous clock. Its quick little pulse struck twelve and then stopped.
"Why, it isn't possible," said Scrooge, "that I can have slept through a whole day and far into another night. It isn't possible that anything has happened to the sun, and this is twelve at noon!"
"Why, that's impossible," said Scrooge, "that I could have slept through an entire day and into another night. It's not possible that anything has happened to the sun, and this is twelve at noon!"
The idea being an alarming one, he scrambled out of bed, and groped his way to the window. He was obliged to rub the frost off with the sleeve of his dressing-gown before he could see anything; and could see very little then. All he could make out was, that it was still very foggy and extremely cold, and that there was no noise of people running to and fro, and making a great stir, as there unquestionably would have been if night had beaten off bright day, and taken possession of the world. This[33] was a great relief, because "Three days after sight of this First of Exchange pay to Mr. Ebenezer Scrooge or his order," and so forth, would have become a mere United States security if there were no days to count by.
The alarming thought shot him out of bed, and he fumbled his way to the window. He had to wipe the frost away with the sleeve of his robe before he could see anything—and even then, it was barely anything. All he could tell was that it was still very foggy and really cold, and there was no sound of people rushing around and causing a commotion, which there definitely would have been if the night had driven away the bright day and taken over the world. This[33] was a huge relief, because "Three days after sight of this First of Exchange pay to Mr. Ebenezer Scrooge or his order," and so on, would have turned into just another useless piece of paper if there were no days to keep track of.
Scrooge went to bed again, and thought, and thought, and thought it over and over, and could make nothing of it. The more he thought, the more perplexed he was; and, the more he endeavoured not to think, the more he thought.
Scrooge went back to bed and thought, and thought, and thought about it again and again, but couldn't make sense of it. The more he thought, the more confused he became; and the more he tried not to think, the more thoughts flooded his mind.
Marley's Ghost bothered him exceedingly. Every time he resolved within himself, after mature inquiry, that it was all a dream, his mind flew back again, like a strong spring released, to its first position, and presented the same problem to be worked all through, "Was it a dream or not?"
Marley's Ghost really troubled him. Every time he convinced himself, after thinking it through, that it was just a dream, his mind snapped back, like a strong spring being released, to the same spot, forcing him to wrestle with the same question again, "Was it a dream or not?"
Scrooge lay in this state until the chime had gone three quarters more, when he remembered, on a sudden, that the Ghost had warned him of a visitation when the bell tolled one. He resolved to lie awake until the hour was passed; and, considering that he could no more go to sleep than go to Heaven, this was, perhaps, the wisest resolution in his power.
Scrooge stayed in this state until the clock struck three-quarters past, when he suddenly remembered that the Ghost had warned him about a visit when the bell rang one. He decided to stay awake until that hour had passed; and, knowing that he couldn't fall asleep any more than he could go to Heaven, this was probably the best decision he could make.
The quarter was so long, that he was more than once convinced he must have sunk into a doze unconsciously, and missed the clock. At length it broke upon his listening ear.
The quarter seemed to drag on forever, and he became convinced more than once that he must have dozed off without realizing it and missed the time. Finally, it registered in his attentive ear.
"Ding, dong!"
"Ding dong!"
"A quarter past," said Scrooge, counting.
"A quarter past," said Scrooge, counting.
"Ding, dong!"
"Ding dong!"
"Half past," said Scrooge.
"Half past," said Scrooge.
"Ding, dong!"
"Ding, dong!"
"A quarter to it," said Scrooge.
"A quarter to it," Scrooge said.
"Ding, dong!"
"Ding dong!"
"The hour itself," said Scrooge triumphantly, "and nothing else!"
"The hour itself," Scrooge said proudly, "and nothing else!"
He spoke before the hour bell sounded, which it now did with a deep, dull, hollow, melancholy One. Light flashed up in the room upon the instant, and the curtains of his bed were drawn.[34]
He spoke before the hour bell rang, which it now did with a deep, dull, hollow, sad One. Light instantly filled the room, and the curtains of his bed were pulled back.[34]
The curtains of his bed were drawn aside, I tell you, by a hand. Not the curtains at his feet, nor the curtains at his back, but those to which his face was addressed. The curtains of his bed were drawn aside; and Scrooge, starting up into a half-recumbent attitude, found himself face to face with the unearthly visitor who drew them: as close to it as I am now to you, and I am standing in the spirit at your elbow.
The curtains of his bed were pulled back, let me tell you, by a hand. Not the curtains at his feet or the ones at his back, but the ones that faced him. The curtains of his bed were pulled back; and Scrooge, sitting up in a half-reclined position, found himself face to face with the ghostly visitor who had drawn them: as close to it as I am now to you, and I’m standing here right by your side.
It was a strange figure—like a child: yet not so like a child as like an old man, viewed through some supernatural medium, which gave him the appearance of having receded from the view, and being diminished to a child's proportions. Its hair, which hung about its neck and down its back, was white, as if with age; and yet the face had not a wrinkle in it, and the tenderest bloom was on the skin. The arms were very long and muscular; the hands the same, as if its hold were of uncommon strength. Its legs and feet, most delicately formed, were, like those upper members, bare. It wore a tunic of the purest white; and round its waist was bound a lustrous belt, the sheen of which was beautiful. It held a branch of fresh green holly in its hand: and, in singular contradiction of that wintry emblem, had its dress trimmed with summer flowers. But the strangest thing about it was, that from the crown of its head there sprung a bright clear jet of light, by which all this was visible; and which was doubtless the occasion of its using, in its duller moments, a great extinguisher for a cap, which it now held under its arm.
It was a strange figure—like a child, but not quite like a child as much as it resembled an old man, seen through some supernatural lens that made it seem to shrink to a child's size. Its hair, hanging around its neck and down its back, was white, as if from age; yet the face had no wrinkles, and the skin had a soft, youthful glow. The arms were very long and muscular, and the hands were similarly strong, suggesting it had unusual strength. Its legs and feet, delicately shaped, were bare like the upper body. It wore a tunic of the purest white, and around its waist was a shiny belt, which was beautifully reflective. In one hand, it held a branch of fresh green holly, and, oddly contrasting with that winter symbol, its outfit was trimmed with summer flowers. But the strangest thing about it was that from the top of its head sprang a bright, clear beam of light, through which everything was visible; and it probably used a large extinguisher as a cap during its duller moments, which it now held under its arm.
Even this, though, when Scrooge looked at it with increasing steadiness, was not its strangest quality. For, as its belt sparkled and glittered, now in one part and now in another, and what was light one instant at another time was dark, so the figure itself fluctuated in its distinctness: being now a thing with one arm, now with one leg, now with twenty legs, now a pair of legs without a head, now a head without a body: of which dissolving parts no outline would be visible in the dense gloom wherein[35] they melted away. And, in the very wonder of this, it would be itself again; distinct and clear as ever.
Even this, though, as Scrooge stared at it more steadily, was not its weirdest quality. Because, as its belt sparkled and shimmered, sometimes in one spot and sometimes in another, and what was bright one moment became dark the next, the figure itself varied in how clear it was: sometimes it had one arm, then one leg, then twenty legs, sometimes a pair of legs without a body, sometimes a head without a body; in that thick darkness, no outline could be seen as its parts faded away. Yet, in the midst of this marvel, it would return again; distinct and as clear as ever.
"Are you the Spirit, sir, whose coming was foretold to me?" asked Scrooge.
"Are you the Spirit, sir, that I was told would come?" asked Scrooge.
"I am!"
"I'm in!"
The voice was soft and gentle. Singularly low, as if, instead of being so close beside him, it were at a distance.
The voice was soft and gentle. Uniquely low, as if it were far away instead of right next to him.
"Who and what are you?" Scrooge demanded.
"Who are you and what do you want?" Scrooge asked.
"I am the Ghost of Christmas Past."
"I am the Ghost of Christmas Past."
"Long Past?" inquired Scrooge; observant of its dwarfish stature.
"Long Past?" Scrooge asked, noticing its short stature.
"No. Your past."
"No. Your history."
Perhaps Scrooge could not have told anybody why, if anybody could have asked him; but he had a special desire to see the Spirit in his cap; and begged him to be covered.
Perhaps Scrooge wouldn't have been able to explain why, if anyone had asked him; but he really wanted to see the Spirit with its hood on, and he asked it to cover itself.
"What!" exclaimed the Ghost, "would you so soon put out, with worldly hands, the light I give? Is it not enough that you are one of those whose passions made this cap, and force me through whole trains of years to wear it low upon my brow?"
"What!" shouted the Ghost, "are you really going to snuff out the light I provide with your earthly hands? Isn’t it enough that you’re one of those whose desires created this cap, forcing me for years on end to wear it pulled down over my brow?"
Scrooge reverently disclaimed all intention to offend or any knowledge of having wilfully "bonneted" the Spirit at any period of his life. He then made bold to inquire what business brought him there.
Scrooge respectfully insisted that he had no intention of offending and had no idea that he had deliberately "bonneted" the Spirit at any point in his life. He then confidently asked what business had brought him there.
"Your welfare!" said the Ghost.
"Your well-being!" said the Ghost.
Scrooge expressed himself much obliged, but could not help thinking that a night of unbroken rest would have been more conducive to that end. The Spirit must have heard him thinking, for it said immediately:
Scrooge said he was very grateful, but couldn’t shake the feeling that a full night of restful sleep would have been more helpful for that. The Spirit must have sensed his thoughts because it immediately replied:
"Your reclamation, then. Take heed!"
"Your recovery, then. Pay attention!"
It put out its strong hand as it spoke, and clasped him gently by the arm.
It reached out its strong hand as it spoke and gently grasped his arm.
"Rise! and walk with me!"
"Get up! Walk with me!"
It would have been in vain for Scrooge to plead that the weather and the hour were not adapted to pedestrian purposes;[36] that bed was warm, and the thermometer a long way below freezing; that he was clad but lightly in his slippers, dressing-gown, and nightcap; and that he had a cold upon him at that time. The grasp, though gentle as a woman's hand, was not to be resisted. He rose: but, finding that the Spirit made towards the window, clasped its robe in supplication.
It would have been pointless for Scrooge to argue that the weather and the time weren’t suitable for walking;[36] that his bed was warm, and the temperature was well below freezing; that he was only lightly dressed in his slippers, bathrobe, and nightcap; and that he had a cold at that moment. The grip, though as gentle as a woman’s hand, couldn’t be resisted. He got up: but, seeing that the Spirit was moving towards the window, he held onto its robe in plea.
"I am a mortal," Scrooge remonstrated, "and liable to fall."
"I’m just a mortal," Scrooge replied, "and prone to make mistakes."
"Bear but a touch of my hand there," said the Spirit, laying it upon his heart, "and you shall be upheld in more than this!"
"Just let my hand rest on your heart there," said the Spirit, placing it on his chest, "and you'll be supported in ways beyond this!"
As the words were spoken, they passed through the wall, and stood upon an open country road, with fields on either hand. The city had entirely vanished. Not a vestige of it was to be seen. The darkness and the mist had vanished with it, for it was a clear, cold, winter day, with the snow upon the ground.
As the words were spoken, they passed through the wall and found themselves on an open country road, with fields on both sides. The city had completely disappeared. No trace of it was visible. The darkness and mist had gone with it, leaving a clear, cold winter day, with snow on the ground.
"Good Heaven!" said Scrooge, clasping his hands together as he looked about him. "I was bred in this place. I was a boy here!"
"Good heavens!" said Scrooge, putting his hands together as he looked around. "I grew up in this place. I was a kid here!"
The Spirit gazed upon him mildly. Its gentle touch, though it had been light and instantaneous, appeared still present to the old man's sense of feeling. He was conscious of a thousand odours floating in the air, each one connected with a thousand thoughts, and hopes, and joys, and cares long, long forgotten!
The Spirit looked at him kindly. Its gentle touch, though brief and light, felt like it was still lingering on the old man's skin. He could sense a thousand fragrances in the air, each linked to countless thoughts, hopes, joys, and worries that he had long since forgotten!
"Your lip is trembling," said the Ghost. "And what is that upon your cheek?"
"Your lip is shaking," said the Ghost. "And what’s that on your cheek?"
Scrooge muttered, with an unusual catching in his voice, that it was a pimple; and begged the Ghost to lead him where he would.
Scrooge mumbled, with an unusual catch in his voice, that it was a pimple; and asked the Ghost to take him wherever it wanted.
"You recollect the way?" inquired the Spirit.
"Do you remember the way?" the Spirit asked.
"Remember it!" cried Scrooge with fervour; "I could walk it blindfold."
"Remember it!" Scrooge exclaimed passionately; "I could walk it with my eyes closed."
"Strange to have forgotten it for so many years!" observed the Ghost. "Let us go on."
"Hard to believe I forgot it for so many years!" the Ghost said. "Let's keep going."

They walked along the road, Scrooge recognising every [37]gate, and post, and tree, until a little market-town appeared in the distance, with its bridge, its church, and winding river. Some shaggy ponies now were seen trotting towards them with boys upon their backs, who called to other boys in country gigs and carts, driven by farmers. All these boys were in great spirits, and shouted to each other, until the broad fields were so full of merry music, that the crisp air laughed to hear it.
They walked down the road, with Scrooge recognizing every gate, post, and tree, until a small market town came into view, complete with its bridge, church, and winding river. They saw some shaggy ponies trotting towards them, carrying boys on their backs, who were calling out to other boys in country gigs and carts driven by farmers.
"These are but shadows of the things that have been," said the Ghost. "They have no consciousness of us."
"These are just shadows of what has happened," said the Ghost. "They don't have any awareness of us."
The jocund travellers came on; and as they came, Scrooge knew and named them every one. Why was he rejoiced beyond all bounds to see them? Why did his cold eye glisten, and his heart leap up as they went past? Why was he filled with gladness when he heard them give each other Merry Christmas, as they parted at cross-roads and by-ways for their several homes? What was merry Christmas to Scrooge? Out upon merry Christmas! What good had it ever done to him?
The cheerful travelers approached, and as they did, Scrooge recognized and named each one. Why was he so incredibly happy to see them? Why did his cold gaze shine, and his heart soar as they walked by? Why was he filled with joy when he heard them wish each other a Merry Christmas as they separated at crossroads and side streets heading to their homes? What was Merry Christmas to Scrooge? Bah, humbug to Merry Christmas! What good had it ever done for him?
"The school is not quite deserted," said the Ghost. "A solitary child, neglected by his friends, is left there still."
"The school isn’t completely empty," said the Ghost. "There’s a lonely kid, ignored by his friends, still hanging around."
Scrooge said he knew it. And he sobbed.
Scrooge admitted he knew it. And he cried.
They left the high-road by a well-remembered lane, and soon approached a mansion of dull red brick, with a little weather-cock surmounted cupola on the roof and a bell hanging in it. It was a large house, but one of broken fortunes: for the spacious offices were little used, their walls were damp and mossy, their windows broken, and their gates decayed. Fowls clucked and strutted in the stables; and the coach-houses and sheds were overrun with grass. Nor was it more retentive of its ancient state within; for, entering the dreary hall, and glancing through the open doors of many rooms, they found them poorly furnished, cold, and vast. There was an earthly savour in the air, a chilly bareness in the place, which associated itself somehow with too much getting up by candle-light, and not too much to eat.
They left the main road via a familiar lane and soon came upon a mansion made of dull red brick, topped with a small weather vane and a bell hanging from it. It was a large house, but clearly in decline: the spacious rooms were barely used, with damp and mossy walls, broken windows, and decaying gates. Chickens clucked and wandered in the stables, and the coach houses and sheds were overgrown with grass. Inside wasn’t any better; as they stepped into the gloomy hall and peeked into the many open rooms, they found them sparsely furnished, cold, and vast. The air had an earthy smell, and the place felt chilly and bare, evoking a sense of too many early mornings by candlelight and not enough food.
They went, the Ghost and Scrooge, across the hall, to a door[38] at the back of the house. It opened before them, and disclosed a long, bare, melancholy room, made barer still by lines of plain deal forms and desks. At one of these a lonely boy was reading near a feeble fire; and Scrooge sat down upon a form, and wept to see his poor forgotten self as he had used to be.
They walked, the Ghost and Scrooge, across the hall to a door[38] at the back of the house. It opened for them, revealing a long, empty, sad room, made even emptier by rows of plain wooden benches and desks. At one of these, a lonely boy was reading near a weak fire; and Scrooge sat down on a bench and cried as he saw his poor, forgotten self from the past.
Not a latent echo in the house, not a squeak and scuffle from the mice behind the panelling, not a drip from the half-thawed water-spout in the dull yard behind, not a sigh among the leafless boughs of one despondent poplar, not the idle swinging of an empty storehouse door, no, not a clicking in the fire, but fell upon the heart of Scrooge with softening influence, and gave a freer passage to his tears.
Not a hidden sound in the house, not a squeak or rustle from the mice behind the walls, not a drip from the half-thawed water pipe in the dreary yard out back, not a sigh among the bare branches of a lonely poplar, not the lazy swinging of an empty storage door, and no clicks from the fire—everything fell upon Scrooge's heart with a gentle influence and allowed his tears to flow more easily.
The Spirit touched him on the arm, and pointed to his younger self, intent upon his reading. Suddenly a man in foreign garments: wonderfully real and distinct to look at: stood outside the window, with an axe stuck in his belt, and leading by the bridle an ass laden with wood.
The Spirit touched him on the arm and pointed to his younger self, focused on his reading. Suddenly, a man in foreign clothing—strikingly real and clear to see—stood outside the window, with an axe tucked into his belt, leading a donkey loaded with wood by the bridle.
"Why, it's Ali Baba!" Scrooge exclaimed in ecstasy. "It's dear old honest Ali Baba! Yes, yes, I know. One Christmas-time when yonder solitary child was left here all alone, he did come, for the first time, just like that. Poor boy! And Valentine," said Scrooge, "and his wild brother, Orson; there they go! And what's his name, who was put down in his drawers, asleep, at the gate of Damascus; don't you see him? And the Sultan's Groom turned upside down by the Genii: there he is upon his head! Serve him right! I'm glad of it. What business had he to be married to the Princess?"
"Wow, it's Ali Baba!" Scrooge exclaimed with delight. "It's our dear old honest Ali Baba! Yes, yes, I remember. One Christmas when that lonely child was left here all alone, he came, for the first time, just like that. Poor boy! And Valentine," Scrooge said, "and his wild brother, Orson; there they go! And what's his name, who was found asleep in his underwear at the gate of Damascus; can’t you see him? And the Sultan's Groom flipped upside down by the Genii: there he is on his head! Serves him right! I'm glad of it. What business did he have marrying the Princess?"
To hear Scrooge expending all the earnestness of his nature on such subjects, in a most extraordinary voice between laughing and crying; and to see his heightened and excited face; would have been a surprise to his business friends in the City, indeed.
To hear Scrooge pouring all his heart into such topics, in a truly unusual tone that blended laughter and tears; and to see his animated and excited expression; would have definitely shocked his business associates in the City.

"There's the Parrot!" cried Scrooge. "Green body and [39]yellow tail, with a thing like a lettuce growing out of the top of his head; there he is! Poor Robin Crusoe he called him, when he came home again after sailing round the island. 'Poor Robin Crusoe, where have you been, Robin Crusoe?' The man thought he was dreaming, but he wasn't. It was the Parrot, you know. There goes Friday, running for his life to the little creek! Halloa! Hoop! Halloo!"
"There's the Parrot!" shouted Scrooge. "Green body and yellow tail, with something like a lettuce growing out of the top of his head; there he is! He called him Poor Robin Crusoe when he returned home after sailing around the island. 'Poor Robin Crusoe, where have you been, Robin Crusoe?' The guy thought he was dreaming, but he wasn’t. It was the Parrot, you know. There goes Friday, running for his life to the little creek! Hey! Yay! Hello!"
Then, with a rapidity of transition very foreign to his usual character, he said, in pity for his former self, "Poor boy!" and cried again.
Then, with a suddenness that was completely unlike him, he said, feeling sorry for his former self, "Poor boy!" and cried again.
"I wish," Scrooge muttered, putting his hand in his pocket, and looking about him, after drying his eyes with his cuff: "but it's too late now."
"I wish," Scrooge muttered, putting his hand in his pocket and looking around after wiping his eyes with his cuff. "But it's too late now."
"What is the matter?" asked the Spirit.
"What's up?" asked the Spirit.
"Nothing," said Scrooge. "Nothing. There was a boy singing a Christmas Carol at my door last night. I should like to have given him something: that's all."
"Nothing," Scrooge said. "Nothing. There was a boy singing a Christmas carol at my door last night. I wish I could have given him something; that's all."
The Ghost smiled thoughtfully, and waved its hand: saying, as it did so, "Let us see another Christmas!"
The Ghost smiled thoughtfully and waved its hand, saying as it did, "Let's see another Christmas!"
Scrooge's former self grew larger at the words, and the room became a little darker and more dirty. The panels shrunk, the windows cracked; fragments of plaster fell out of the ceiling, and the naked laths were shown instead; but how all this was brought about Scrooge knew no more than you do. He only knew that it was quite correct: that everything had happened so; that there he was, alone again, when all the other boys had gone home for the jolly holidays.
Scrooge's old self seemed to grow bigger with those words, and the room got a bit darker and dirtier. The panels shrank, the windows cracked; bits of plaster fell from the ceiling, revealing the bare beams underneath; but how all of this happened, Scrooge didn't understand any more than you do. He only knew it was all totally right: that everything had gone this way; that he was there, alone again, while all the other kids had gone home for the fun holidays.
He was not reading now, but walking up and down despairingly. Scrooge looked at the Ghost, and, with a mournful shaking of his head, glanced anxiously towards the door.
He wasn't reading anymore, but pacing back and forth feeling hopeless. Scrooge looked at the Ghost and, with a sad shake of his head, glanced nervously at the door.
It opened; and a little girl, much younger than the boy, came darting in, and, putting her arms about his neck, and often kissing him, addressed him as her "dear, dear brother."
It opened, and a little girl, much younger than the boy, rushed in, wrapped her arms around his neck, and kissed him repeatedly, calling him her "dear, dear brother."
"I have come to bring you home, dear brother!" said the[40] child, clapping her tiny hands, and bending down to laugh. "To bring you home, home, home!"
"I've come to take you home, dear brother!" said the[40] child, clapping her little hands and bending down to laugh. "To take you home, home, home!"
"Home, little Fan?" returned the boy.
"Home, little Fan?" the boy replied.
"Yes!" said the child, brimful of glee. "Home for good and all. Home for ever and ever. Father is so much kinder than he used to be, that home's like Heaven! He spoke so gently to me one dear night when I was going to bed, that I was not afraid to ask him once more if you might come home; and he said Yes, you should; and sent me in a coach to bring you. And you're to be a man!" said the child, opening her eyes; "and are never to come back here; but first we're to be together all the Christmas long, and have the merriest time in all the world."
"Yes!" the child exclaimed, full of joy. "Home for good and forever. Home for always. Dad is so much nicer now than he used to be, that home feels like Heaven! He spoke to me so sweetly one night when I was going to bed, that I wasn’t scared to ask him again if you could come home; and he said yes, you could; and sent me in a car to bring you. And you’re going to be a man!" the child said, wide-eyed; "and you’re never coming back here; but first, we’re going to be together all Christmas long and have the best time ever."
"You are quite a woman, little Fan!" exclaimed the boy.
"You’re quite a woman, little Fan!" the boy exclaimed.
She clapped her hands and laughed, and tried to touch his head; but, being too little, laughed again, and stood on tiptoe to embrace him. Then she began to drag him, in her childish eagerness, towards the door; and he, nothing loath to go, accompanied her.
She clapped her hands and laughed, trying to touch his head; but, being too small, she laughed again and stood on her tiptoes to hug him. Then she started to pull him, in her childlike excitement, towards the door; and he, happy to go along, followed her.
A terrible voice in the hall cried, "Bring down Master Scrooge's box, there!" and in the hall appeared the schoolmaster himself, who glared on Master Scrooge with a ferocious condescension, and threw him into a dreadful state of mind by shaking hands with him. He then conveyed him and his sister into the veriest old well of a shivering best parlour that ever was seen, where the maps upon the wall, and the celestial and terrestrial globes in the windows, were waxy with cold. Here he produced a decanter of curiously light wine, and a block of curiously heavy cake, and administered instalments of those dainties to the young people: at the same time sending out a meagre servant to offer a glass of "something" to the postboy who answered that he thanked the gentleman, but, if it was the same tap as he had tasted before, he had rather not. Master Scrooge's trunk being by this time tied on to the top of the chaise,[41] the children bade the schoolmaster good-bye right willingly; and, getting into it, drove gaily down the garden sweep; the quick wheels dashing the hoar frost and snow from off the dark leaves of the evergreens like spray.
A loud voice in the hallway shouted, "Bring down Master Scrooge's box, over there!" and then the schoolmaster appeared, glaring at Master Scrooge with an intimidating air of superiority, making him extremely uneasy by shaking hands with him. He then took him and his sister into the coldest, most uncomfortable parlor you could imagine, where the maps on the walls and the globes in the windows looked frostbitten. Here, he brought out a bottle of light wine and a heavy cake, serving pieces of those treats to the kids while sending a scrawny servant to offer a drink to the postboy. The postboy replied that he appreciated the offer, but if it was from the same tap he had tried before, he’d prefer to pass. By this time, Master Scrooge's trunk was tied on top of the carriage, and the children happily said goodbye to the schoolmaster. They climbed into the carriage and drove cheerfully down the garden path, the fast wheels splashing frost and snow off the dark leaves of the evergreens like water.
"Always a delicate creature, whom a breath might have withered," said the Ghost. "But she had a large heart!"
"She was always a fragile being, someone who could have been easily broken," said the Ghost. "But she had a big heart!"
"So she had," cried Scrooge. "You're right. I will not gainsay it, Spirit. God forbid!"
"So she did," shouted Scrooge. "You're right. I won't deny it, Spirit. God forbid!"
"She died a woman," said the Ghost, "and had, as I think, children."
"She passed away as a woman," the Ghost said, "and I believe she had children."
"One child," Scrooge returned.
"One kid," Scrooge replied.
"True," said the Ghost. "Your nephew!"
"That's right," said the Ghost. "Your nephew!"
Scrooge seemed uneasy in his mind; and answered briefly, "Yes."
Scrooge looked uncomfortable and replied shortly, "Yes."
Although they had but that moment left the school behind them, they were now in the busy thoroughfares of a city, where shadowy passengers passed and repassed; where shadowy carts and coaches battled for the way, and all the strife and tumult of a real city were. It was made plain enough, by the dressing of the shops, that here, too, it was Christmas-time again; but it was evening, and the streets were lighted up.
Although they had just left the school behind, they were now in the bustling streets of a city, where indistinct figures moved back and forth; where shadowy carts and carriages jostled for space, and all the chaos and noise of a real city were present. It was clear from the shop displays that Christmas time had arrived again, but it was evening, and the streets were lit up.
The Ghost stopped at a certain warehouse door, and asked Scrooge if he knew it.
The Ghost stopped at a specific warehouse door and asked Scrooge if he recognized it.
"Know it!" said Scrooge. "Was I apprenticed here?"
"Know this!" said Scrooge. "Was I an apprentice here?"
They went in. At sight of an old gentleman in a Welsh wig, sitting behind such a high desk, that if he had been two inches taller, he must have knocked his head against the ceiling, Scrooge cried in great excitement:
They went in. When they saw an old man in a Welsh wig, sitting behind such a high desk that if he had been two inches taller, he would have banged his head on the ceiling, Scrooge exclaimed with great excitement:
"Why, it's old Fezziwig! Bless his heart, it's Fezziwig alive again!"
"Wow, it's old Fezziwig! Bless his heart, Fezziwig is really back!"
Old Fezziwig laid down his pen, and looked up at the clock, which pointed to the hour of seven. He rubbed his hands; adjusted his capacious waistcoat; laughed all over himself,[42] from his shoes to his organ of benevolence; and called out, in a comfortable, oily, rich, fat, jovial voice:
Old Fezziwig set down his pen and glanced at the clock, which showed seven o'clock. He rubbed his hands together, adjusted his roomy waistcoat, laughed with delight, [42] from his shoes to his cheerful heart, and called out in a warm, smooth, hearty, jovial voice:
"Yo ho, there! Ebenezer! Dick!"
"Hey there! Ebenezer! Dick!"
Scrooge's former self, now grown a young man, came briskly in, accompanied by his fellow-'prentice.
Scrooge's younger self, now a young man, came in quickly, along with his fellow apprentice.
"Dick Wilkins, to be sure!" said Scrooge to the Ghost. "Bless me, yes. There he is. He was very much attached to me, was Dick. Poor Dick! Dear, dear!"
"Dick Wilkins, for sure!" said Scrooge to the Ghost. "Wow, yes. There he is. He was really close to me, was Dick. Poor Dick! Oh dear!"
"Yo ho, my boys!" said Fezziwig. "No more work to-night. Christmas-eve, Dick. Christmas, Ebenezer! Let's have the shutters up," cried old Fezziwig with a sharp clap of his hands, "before a man can say Jack Robinson!"
"Yo ho, guys!" said Fezziwig. "No more work tonight. Christmas Eve, Dick. Christmas, Ebenezer! Let's get the shutters up," shouted old Fezziwig with a quick clap of his hands, "before you can say Jack Robinson!"
You wouldn't believe how those two fellows went at it! They charged into the street with the shutters—one, two, three—had 'em up in their places—four, five, six—barred 'em and pinned 'em—seven, eight, nine—and came back before you could have got to twelve, panting like race-horses.
You wouldn't believe how those two guys went at it! They rushed into the street with the shutters—one, two, three—got them up in place—four, five, six—locked them and secured them—seven, eight, nine—and came back before you could even count to twelve, out of breath like racehorses.
"Hilli-ho!" cried old Fezziwig, skipping down from the high desk with wonderful agility. "Clear away, my lads, and let's have lots of room here! Hilli-ho, Dick! Chirrup, Ebenezer!"
"Hooray!" shouted old Fezziwig, jumping down from the high desk with amazing energy. "Make some space, my guys, and let's create plenty of room here! Hooray, Dick! Come on, Ebenezer!"
Clear away! There was nothing they wouldn't have cleared away, or couldn't have cleared away, with old Fezziwig looking on. It was done in a minute. Every movable was packed off, as if it were dismissed from public life for evermore; the floor was swept and watered, the lamps were trimmed, fuel was heaped upon the fire; and the warehouse was as snug, and warm, and dry, and bright a ball-room as you would desire to see upon a winter's night.
Clear out! There was nothing they wouldn’t have cleared away, or couldn’t have cleared away, with old Fezziwig watching. It was done in a minute. Everything movable was packed up, as if it were being dismissed from public life forever; the floor was swept and mopped, the lamps were adjusted, fuel was piled on the fire; and the warehouse was as cozy, warm, dry, and bright a ballroom as you could hope to see on a winter's night.
In came a fiddler with a music-book, and went up to the lofty desk, and made an orchestra of it, and tuned like fifty stomachaches. In came Mrs. Fezziwig, one vast substantial smile. In came the three Miss Fezziwigs, beaming and lovable. In came the six young followers whose hearts they broke. In came all the young men and women employed in the business.[43] In came the housemaid, with her cousin the baker. In came the cook, with her brother's particular friend the milkman. In came the boy from over the way, who was suspected of not having board enough from his master; trying to hide himself behind the girl from next door but one, who was proved to have had her ears pulled by her mistress. In they all came, one after another; some shyly, some boldly, some gracefully, some awkwardly, some pushing, some pulling; in they all came, any how and every how. Away they all went, twenty couple at once; hands half round and back again the other way; down the middle and up again; round and round in various stages of affectionate grouping; old top couple always turning up in the wrong place; new top couple starting off again as soon as they got there; all top couples at last, and not a bottom one to help them! When this result was brought about, old Fezziwig, clapping his hands to stop the dance, cried out, "Well done!" and the fiddler plunged his hot face into a pot of porter, especially provided for that purpose. But, scorning rest upon his reappearance, he instantly began again, though there were no dancers yet, as if the other fiddler had been carried home, exhausted, on a shutter, and he were a bran-new man resolved to beat him out of sight, or perish.
In came a fiddler with a music book, went up to the high stage, set up an orchestra, and tuned like he was in pain. In came Mrs. Fezziwig, beaming with a huge smile. In came the three Miss Fezziwigs, radiant and charming. In came the six young suitors whose hearts they broke. In came all the young men and women who worked in the business.[43] In came the housemaid with her cousin the baker. In came the cook with her brother's buddy, the milkman. In came the boy from down the street, rumored to not have enough food from his employer, trying to hide behind the girl next door who was known to have had her ears pulled by her boss. They all came in, one after another; some shyly, some confidently, some gracefully, some awkwardly, some pushing, some pulling; they all came in, any way they could. Away they all went, twenty couples at once; hands half around and back the other way; down the middle and up again; circling around in various affectionate clusters; the same top couple always ending up in the wrong place; a new top couple setting off again as soon as they arrived; all top couples in the end, with not a bottom one to help them! When this happened, old Fezziwig clapped his hands to stop the dance and shouted, "Well done!" The fiddler, wiping the sweat off his face, plunged it into a pot of ale set aside for that purpose. But, refusing to rest after his break, he immediately started again, even though there were no dancers yet, as if the other fiddler had been carried home, exhausted, on a stretcher, and he was a brand-new man determined to outdo him, or die trying.
There were more dances, and there were forfeits, and more dances, and there was cake, and there was negus, and there was a great piece of Cold Roast, and there was a great piece of Cold Boiled, and there were mince-pies, and plenty of beer. But the great effect of the evening came after the Roast and Boiled, when the fiddler (an artful dog, mind! The sort of man who knew his business better than you or I could have told it him!) struck up "Sir Roger de Coverley." Then old Fezziwig stood out to dance with Mrs. Fezziwig. Top couple, too; with a good stiff piece of work cut out for them; three or four and twenty pair of partners; people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking.[44]
There were more dances, and some more forfeits, and even more dances, and there was cake, and there was negus, and there was a big serving of cold roast, and a big serving of cold boiled, and there were mince pies, and plenty of beer. But the real highlight of the evening came after the roast and boiled dishes, when the fiddler (a clever guy, mind you! The kind of man who knew his stuff better than you or I ever could!) started playing "Sir Roger de Coverley." Then old Fezziwig got up to dance with Mrs. Fezziwig. They were the top couple, too; with a challenging routine ahead of them; three or four dozen pairs of partners; people who were not to be messed with; people who would dance and had no intention of just walking.[44]
But if they had been twice as many—ah! four times—old Fezziwig would have been a match for them, and so would Mrs. Fezziwig. As to her, she was worthy to be his partner in every sense of the term. If that's not high praise, tell me higher, and I'll use it. A positive light appeared to issue from Fezziwig's calves. They shone in every part of the dance like moons. You couldn't have predicted, at any given time, what would become of them next. And when old Fezziwig and Mrs. Fezziwig had gone all through the dance; advance and retire, both hands to your partner, bow and curtsy, cork-screw, thread-the-needle, and back again to your place; Fezziwig "cut"—cut so deftly, that he appeared to wink with his legs, and came upon his feet again without a stagger.
But if they had been twice as many—oh! four times—old Fezziwig would have been able to keep up with them, and so would Mrs. Fezziwig. As for her, she was truly worthy to be his partner in every way. If that's not high praise, let me know what is, and I'll use it. A bright energy seemed to radiate from Fezziwig's legs. They twinkled during every part of the dance like moons. You could never guess what they would do next. And when old Fezziwig and Mrs. Fezziwig had gone through the entire dance; moving forward and back, both taking hands, bowing and curtsying, twirling, threading the needle, and returning to their places; Fezziwig "cut"—he cut so skillfully that it looked like he was winking with his legs, and he landed on his feet again without a stumble.
When the clock struck eleven, this domestic ball broke up. Mr. and Mrs. Fezziwig took their stations, one on either side the door, and, shaking hands with every person individually as he or she went out, wished him or her a Merry Christmas. When everybody had retired but the two 'prentices, they did the same to them; and thus the cheerful voices died away, and the lads were left to their beds; which were under a counter in the back-shop.
When the clock hit eleven, the party at home wrapped up. Mr. and Mrs. Fezziwig stood on either side of the door, shaking hands with each person as they left, wishing them all a Merry Christmas. Once everyone had gone except for the two apprentices, they did the same for them; and so the cheerful voices faded away, leaving the boys to head to their beds, which were under a counter in the back room.
During the whole of this time Scrooge had acted like a man out of his wits. His heart and soul were in the scene, and with his former self. He corroborated everything, remembered everything, enjoyed everything, and underwent the strangest agitation. It was not until now, when the bright faces of his former self and Dick were turned from them, that he remembered the Ghost, and became conscious that it was looking full upon him, while the light upon its head burnt very clear.
During all this time, Scrooge had been like someone out of their mind. His heart and soul were caught up in the moment, and with his past self. He confirmed everything, recalled everything, enjoyed everything, and felt a strange turmoil. It wasn’t until now, when the bright faces of his former self and Dick were turned away, that he remembered the Ghost and realized it was staring directly at him, while the light on its head shone very brightly.
"A small matter," said the Ghost, "to make these silly folks so full of gratitude."
"A minor thing," said the Ghost, "to make these foolish people so full of thanks."
"Small!" echoed Scrooge.
"Small!" echoed Scrooge.
The Spirit signed to him to listen to the two apprentices,[45] who were pouring out their hearts in praise of Fezziwig; and, when he had done so, said:
The Spirit signaled for him to listen to the two apprentices,[45] who were expressing their heartfelt admiration for Fezziwig; and, once he had done that, said:
"Why! Is it not? He has spent but a few pounds of your mortal money: three or four, perhaps. Is that so much that he deserves this praise?"
"Why! Isn’t it? He has only spent a few of your hard-earned money: maybe three or four pounds. Is that really enough for him to deserve this kind of praise?"
"It isn't that," said Scrooge, heated by the remark, and speaking unconsciously like his former, not his latter self. "It isn't that, Spirit. He has the power to render us happy or unhappy; to make our service light or burdensome; a pleasure or a toil. Say that his power lies in words and looks; in things so slight and insignificant that it is impossible to add and count 'em up: what then? The happiness he gives is quite as great as if it cost a fortune."
"It’s not that," Scrooge said, getting annoyed by the comment and speaking without realizing he was sounding like his old self, not the new one. "It’s not that, Spirit. He has the ability to make us happy or unhappy; to make our work feel easy or heavy; a joy or a struggle. If his power comes from words and expressions; from things so small and minor that it’s impossible to tally them up: so what? The happiness he brings is just as valuable as if it cost a fortune."
He felt the Spirit's glance, and stopped.
He felt the Spirit's gaze and paused.
"What is the matter?" asked the Ghost.
"What’s going on?" asked the Ghost.
"Nothing particular," said Scrooge.
"Nothing special," said Scrooge.
"Something, I think?" the Ghost insisted.
"Something, I think?" the Ghost insisted.
"No," said Scrooge, "no. I should like to be able to say a word or two to my clerk just now. That's all."
"No," said Scrooge, "no. I just want to say a word or two to my clerk right now. That's all."
His former self turned down the lamps as he gave utterance to the wish; and Scrooge and the Ghost again stood side by side in the open air.
His past self dimmed the lights as he expressed the wish; and Scrooge and the Ghost stood together again in the open air.
"My time grows short," observed the Spirit. "Quick!"
"My time is running out," said the Spirit. "Hurry!"
This was not addressed to Scrooge, or to any one whom he could see, but it produced an immediate effect. For again Scrooge saw himself. He was older now; a man in the prime of life. His face had not the harsh and rigid lines of later years; but it had begun to wear the signs of care and avarice. There was an eager, greedy, restless motion in the eye, which showed the passion that had taken root, and where the shadow of the growing tree would fall.
This wasn't aimed at Scrooge or anyone he could see, but it had an immediate impact. Scrooge saw himself again. He was older now, a man in the prime of his life. His face didn't have the harsh and stiff lines of later years, but it was starting to show signs of worry and greed. There was an eager, greedy, restless dart in his eye that revealed the passion that had taken hold, where the shadow of the growing tree would fall.
He was not alone, but sat by the side of a fair young girl in a mourning dress: in whose eyes there were tears, which sparkled in the light that shone out of the Ghost of Christmas Past.[46]
He wasn't alone; he sat next to a beautiful young girl in a black dress. Tears filled her eyes, sparkling in the light from the Ghost of Christmas Past.[46]
"It matters little," she said softly. "To you, very little. Another idol has displaced me; and, if it can cheer and comfort you in time to come as I would have tried to do, I have no just cause to grieve."
"It doesn't really matter," she said gently. "To you, it barely matters at all. Another idol has taken my place; and, if it can bring you happiness and comfort in the future like I would have tried to, I have no real reason to be sad."
"What Idol has displaced you?" he rejoined.
"What idol has taken your place?" he replied.
"A golden one."
"A golden one."
"This is the even-handed dealing of the world!" he said. "There is nothing on which it is so hard as poverty; and there is nothing it professes to condemn with such severity as the pursuit of wealth!"
"This is the fair treatment in the world!" he said. "There's nothing harder than poverty; and nothing it claims to condemn so harshly as the chase for wealth!"
"You fear the world too much," she answered gently. "All your other hopes have merged into the hope of being beyond the chance of its sordid reproach. I have seen your nobler aspirations fall off one by one, until the master passion, Gain, engrosses you. Have I not?"
"You’re too afraid of the world," she replied softly. "All your other hopes have turned into the hope of escaping its petty judgment. I've watched your greater ambitions fade away one by one, until the dominant desire, Profit, consumes you. Haven't I?"
"What then?" he retorted. "Even if I have grown so much wiser, what then? I am not changed towards you."
"What now?" he shot back. "Even if I've become a lot wiser, so what? I'm still the same around you."
She shook her head.
She nodded in disagreement.
"Am I?"
"Am I?"
"Our contract is an old one. It was made when we were both poor, and content to be so, until, in good season, we could improve our worldly fortune by our patient industry. You are changed. When it was made you were another man."
"Our contract is an old one. It was made when we were both broke and fine with it, until, in due time, we could improve our financial situation through hard work. You are different. When it was made, you were a different man."
"I was a boy," he said impatiently.
"I was a kid," he said impatiently.
"Your own feeling tells you that you were not what you are," she returned. "I am. That which promised happiness when we were one in heart is fraught with misery now that we are two. How often and how keenly I have thought of this I will not say. It is enough that I have thought of it, and can release you."
"Your own feelings let you know that you’re not the same as you were," she replied. "I am. What once promised happiness when we were united is now filled with misery now that we’re apart. I won't say how often and how intensely I’ve thought about this. It’s enough that I have thought about it, and I can let you go."
"Have I ever sought release?"
"Have I ever looked for freedom?"
"In words. No. Never."
"In words. No way."
"In what, then?"
"In what, exactly?"
"In a changed nature; in an altered spirit; in another atmosphere of life; another Hope as its great end. In everything[47] that made my love of any worth or value in your sight. If this had never been between us," said the girl, looking mildly, but with steadiness, upon him, "tell me, would you seek me out and try to win me now? Ah, no!"
"In a different nature; in a changed spirit; in a new atmosphere of life; with a new hope as its ultimate goal. In everything[47] that gave my love any worth or value in your eyes. If this had never existed between us," said the girl, gazing at him gently but firmly, "tell me, would you look for me and try to win me over now? Ah, no!"
He seemed to yield to the justice of this supposition in spite of himself. But he said, with a struggle, "You think not."
He seemed to give in to the fairness of this assumption, even though he didn’t want to. But he said, with effort, "You don’t think so."
"I would gladly think otherwise if I could," she answered. "Heaven knows! When I have learned a Truth like this, I know how strong and irresistible it must be. But if you were free to-day, to-morrow, yesterday, can even I believe that you would choose a dowerless girl—you who, in your very confidence with her, weigh everything by Gain: or, choosing her, if for a moment you were false enough to your one guiding principle to do so, do I not know that your repentance and regret would surely follow? I do; and I release you. With a full heart, for the love of him you once were."
"I would happily think differently if I could," she replied. "Heaven knows! When I learn a truth like this, I realize how strong and unavoidable it must be. But if you were free today, tomorrow, or yesterday, can I honestly believe that you would choose a girl without a dowry—you, who in your very confidence with her, measure everything by gain? Or, in choosing her, if you were momentarily untrue to your guiding principle, I know that regret and sorrow would surely follow, right? I do, and I let you go. With a full heart, for the love of the person you once were."
He was about to speak; but, with her head turned from him, she resumed.
He was about to say something, but with her back to him, she continued.
"You may—the memory of what is past half makes me hope you will—have pain in this. A very, very brief time, and you will dismiss the recollection of it gladly, as an unprofitable dream, from which it happened well that you awoke. May you be happy in the life you have chosen!"
"You might—my memory of the past makes me hope you will—feel some pain about this. Just for a very short while, and you will happily push the memory of it aside, like an unhelpful dream from which you were lucky to wake up. I hope you find happiness in the life you've chosen!"
She left him, and they parted.
She left him, and they went their separate ways.
"Spirit!" said Scrooge, "show me no more! Conduct me home. Why do you delight to torture me?"
"Spirit!" Scrooge said, "show me no more! Take me home. Why do you enjoy tormenting me?"
"One shadow more!" exclaimed the Ghost.
"One more shadow!" exclaimed the Ghost.
"No more!" cried Scrooge. "No more! I don't wish to see it. Show me no more!"
"No more!" shouted Scrooge. "No more! I don’t want to see it. Show me nothing else!"
But the relentless Ghost pinioned him in both his arms, and forced him to observe what happened next.
But the relentless Ghost pinned him down with both arms and forced him to watch what happened next.
They were in another scene and place; a room, not very large or handsome, but full of comfort. Near to the winter fire sat a beautiful young girl, so like that last that Scrooge[48] believed it was the same, until he saw her, now a comely matron, sitting opposite her daughter. The noise in this room was perfectly tumultuous, for there were more children there than Scrooge in his agitated state of mind could count; and, unlike the celebrated herd in the poem, they were not forty children conducting themselves like one, but every child was conducting itself like forty. The consequences were uproarious beyond belief; but no one seemed to care; on the contrary, the mother and daughter laughed heartily, and enjoyed it very much; and the latter, soon beginning to mingle in the sports, got pillaged by the young brigands most ruthlessly. What would I not have given to be one of them! Though I never could have been so rude, no, no! I wouldn't for the wealth of all the world have crushed that braided hair, and torn it down; and, for the precious little shoe, I wouldn't have plucked it off, God bless my soul! to save my life. As to measuring her waist in sport, as they did, bold young brood, I couldn't have done it; I should have expected my arm to have grown round it for a punishment, and never come straight again. And yet I should have dearly liked, I own, to have touched her lips; to have questioned her, that she might have opened them; to have looked upon the lashes of her downcast eyes, and never raised a blush; to have let loose waves of hair, an inch of which would be a keepsake beyond price: in short, I should have liked, I do confess, to have had the lightest licence of a child, and yet to have been man enough to know its value.
They were in a different scene and place; a room, not very big or beautiful, but filled with comfort. Next to the winter fire sat a lovely young girl, so similar to the last that Scrooge believed it was the same person, until he saw her, now an attractive matron, sitting across from her daughter. The noise in this room was chaotic, as there were more kids than Scrooge could count in his agitated state; and, unlike the famous group in the poem, these children weren’t just forty acting as one, but each child was acting like forty. The result was uproarious beyond belief, but no one seemed to mind; on the contrary, the mother and daughter laughed heartily and enjoyed it thoroughly; the daughter soon joined in the fun and was ruthlessly mobbed by the little rascals. I would have given anything to be one of them! Although I could never have been so rude, no, no! I wouldn’t have crushed that braided hair or pulled it down for all the wealth in the world; and for that precious little shoe, I wouldn’t have taken it off, God bless my soul! to save my life. As for measuring her waist in fun, as they did, bold kids, I couldn’t have done it; I would have feared that my arm would wrap around it as punishment and never come back straight. And yet I would have dearly liked, I admit, to have touched her lips; to have asked her questions so she might open them; to have gazed upon the lashes of her downturned eyes without causing her to blush; to have let down her hair, an inch of which would be a priceless keepsake: in short, I would have liked, I confess, to have had the slightest freedom of a child, while still being man enough to appreciate its value.
But now a knocking at the door was heard, and such a rush immediately ensued that she, with laughing face and plundered dress, was borne towards it in the centre of a flushed and boisterous group, just in time to greet the father, who came home attended by a man laden with Christmas toys and presents. Then the shouting and the struggling, and the onslaught that was made on the defenceless porter! The scaling him, with chairs for ladders, to dive into his pockets, despoil him of brown-[49]paper parcels, hold on tight by his cravat, hug him round the neck, pummel his back, and kick his legs in irrepressible affection! The shouts of wonder and delight with which the development of every package was received! The terrible announcement that the baby had been taken in the act of putting a doll's frying-pan into his mouth, and was more than suspected of having swallowed a fictitious turkey, glued on a wooden platter! The immense relief of finding this a false alarm! The joy, and gratitude, and ecstasy! They are all indescribable alike. It is enough that by degrees, the children and their emotions got out of the parlour, and, by one stair at a time, up to the top of the house, where they went to bed, and so subsided.
But now a knock at the door was heard, and a rush immediately followed, taking her, with a laughing face and a messed-up dress, right to it in the middle of a flushed and lively group, just in time to greet her father, who came home with a man carrying Christmas toys and gifts. Then came the shouting and the scrambling, and the onslaught on the defenseless delivery man! They climbed over him using chairs as ladders to dive into his pockets, strip him of brown paper packages, hold on tight to his tie, hug him around the neck, pound his back, and kick his legs in uncontainable excitement! The joyous shouts and amazement that erupted with every package being opened! The alarming announcement that the baby had been caught trying to put a doll's frying pan in his mouth and was strongly suspected of having swallowed a fake turkey glued to a wooden plate! The huge relief of discovering this was a false alarm! The joy, gratitude, and ecstasy! They are all beyond description. It’s enough that gradually, the children and their feelings made their way out of the living room, and, one flight of stairs at a time, up to the top of the house, where they went to bed, and so settled down.
And now Scrooge looked on more attentively than ever, when the master of the house, having his daughter leaning fondly on him, sat down with her and her mother at his own fireside; and when he thought that such another creature, quite as graceful and as full of promise, might have called him father, and been a spring-time in the haggard winter of his life, his sight grew very dim indeed.
And now Scrooge watched more closely than ever as the head of the household, with his daughter lovingly leaning on him, sat down with her and her mother by the fire. When he thought that another person, just as graceful and full of potential, could have called him dad and brought warmth to the harsh winter of his life, his vision became very blurry.
"Belle," said the husband, turning to his wife with a smile, "I saw an old friend of yours this afternoon."
"Belle," said the husband, turning to his wife with a smile, "I ran into an old friend of yours this afternoon."
"Who was it?"
"Who's that?"
"Guess!"
"Take a guess!"
"How can I? Tut, don't I know?" she added in the same breath, laughing as he laughed. "Mr. Scrooge."
"How can I? Come on, don't I know?" she said in the same breath, laughing along with him. "Mr. Scrooge."
"Mr. Scrooge it was. I passed his office window; and as it was not shut up, and he had a candle inside, I could scarcely help seeing him. His partner lies upon the point of death, I hear; and there he sat alone. Quite alone in the world, I do believe."
"That was Mr. Scrooge. I walked by his office window, and since it wasn't closed and he had a candle lit inside, I couldn't help but see him. I've heard his partner is on his deathbed, and there he sat all by himself. Completely alone in the world, I think."
"Spirit!" said Scrooge in a broken voice, "remove me from this place."
"Spirit!" Scrooge said in a shaky voice, "take me away from here."
"I told you these were shadows of the things that have been," said the Ghost. "That they are what they are, do not blame me!"[50]
"I told you these are shadows of things that have happened," said the Ghost. "They are what they are, so don’t blame me!"[50]
"Remove me!" Scrooge exclaimed. "I cannot bear it!"
"Get me out of here!" Scrooge shouted. "I can’t handle it!"
He turned upon the Ghost, and seeing that it looked upon him with a face in which in some strange way there were fragments of all the faces it had shown him, wrestled with it.
He turned to the Ghost, and noticing that it was looking at him with a face that strangely contained bits of all the faces it had shown him, struggled with it.
"Leave me! Take me back! Haunt me no longer!"
"Leave me! Take me back! Stop haunting me!"
In the struggle—if that can be called a struggle in which the Ghost, with no visible resistance on its own part, was undisturbed by any effort of its adversary—Scrooge observed that its light was burning high and bright; and dimly connecting that with its influence over him, he seized the extinguisher cap, and by a sudden action pressed it down upon its head.
In the conflict—if you can even call it a conflict, since the Ghost showed no visible resistance and was unaffected by its opponent's efforts—Scrooge noticed that its light was shining brightly. He vaguely linked that to how it influenced him, so he grabbed the extinguisher cap and suddenly pressed it down onto its head.
The Spirit dropped beneath it, so that the extinguisher covered its whole form; but, though Scrooge pressed it down with all his force, he could not hide the light, which streamed from under it in an unbroken flood upon the ground.
The Spirit lowered itself so that the extinguisher covered its entire form; however, even though Scrooge pushed it down with all his strength, he couldn't hide the light that flowed out from beneath it in an uninterrupted stream onto the ground.
He was conscious of being exhausted, and overcome by an irresistible drowsiness; and, further, of being in his own bedroom. He gave the cap a parting squeeze, in which his hand relaxed; and had barely time to reel to bed before he sank into a heavy sleep.[51]
He realized he was extremely tired and hit by an overwhelming drowsiness; and, on top of that, he was in his own bedroom. He gave the cap one last squeeze before his hand fell limp; he barely had time to stumble to bed before he fell into a deep sleep.[51]
STAVE THREE
THE SECOND OF THE THREE SPIRITS
Awaking in the middle of a prodigiously tough snore, and sitting up in bed to get his thoughts together, Scrooge had no occasion to be told that the bell was again upon the stroke of One. He felt that he was restored to consciousness in the right nick of time, for the especial purpose of holding a conference with the second messenger dispatched to him through Jacob Marley's intervention. But, finding that he turned uncomfortably cold when he began to wonder which of his curtains this new spectre would draw back, he put them every one aside with his own hands, and, lying down again, established a sharp look-out all round the bed. For he wished to challenge the Spirit on the moment of its appearance, and did not wish to be taken by surprise and made nervous.
Awakening from a deep snore and sitting up in bed to gather his thoughts, Scrooge didn’t need anyone to tell him that the clock was striking One again. He sensed that he had come to his senses just in time to have a meeting with the second spirit sent to him through Jacob Marley’s influence. However, realizing he felt uncomfortably cold as he wondered which of his curtains the new ghost would pull back, he pushed them all aside himself and, lying back down, kept a sharp lookout around the bed. He wanted to confront the Spirit the moment it appeared and didn’t want to be caught off guard and made anxious.
Gentlemen of the free-and-easy sort, who plume themselves on being acquainted with a move or two, and being usually equal to the time of day, express the wide range of their capacity for adventure by observing that they are good for anything from pitch-and-toss to manslaughter; between which opposite extremes, no doubt, there lies a tolerably wide and comprehensive range of subjects. Without venturing for Scrooge quite as hardily as this, I don't mind calling on you to believe that he was ready for a good broad field of strange appearances, and that nothing between a baby and a rhinoceros would have astonished him very much.
Guys who love to take it easy and pride themselves on knowing a trick or two, while usually being aware of what's going on, like to show off their adventurous spirit by claiming they can handle anything from a simple toss-up game to manslaughter; and between those two extremes, there’s certainly a pretty wide range of topics. Without pushing the comparison too far for Scrooge, I can confidently say he was open to a broad array of bizarre sights, and I don't think anything from a baby to a rhinoceros would have shocked him too much.
Now, being prepared for almost anything, he was not by any means prepared for nothing; and consequently, when the[52] bell struck One, and no shape appeared, he was taken with a violent fit of trembling. Five minutes, ten minutes, a quarter of an hour went by, yet nothing came. All this time he lay upon his bed, the very core and centre of a blaze of ruddy light, which streamed upon it when the clock proclaimed the hour; and which, being only light, was more alarming than a dozen ghosts, as he was powerless to make out what it meant, or would be at; and was sometimes apprehensive that he might be at that very moment an interesting case of spontaneous combustion, without having the consolation of knowing it. At last, however, he began to think—as you or I would have thought at first; for it is always the person not in the predicament who knows what ought to have been done in it, and would unquestionably have done it too—at last, I say, he began to think that the source and secret of this ghostly light might be in the adjoining room, from whence, on further tracing it, it seemed to shine. This idea taking full possession of his mind, he got up softly, and shuffled in his slippers to the door.
Now, while he was ready for just about anything, he certainly wasn't ready for nothing; so when the clock struck One and no figure appeared, he was hit by a violent wave of trembling. Five minutes passed, then ten, then a quarter of an hour, but still nothing happened. During all this time, he lay on his bed, the very center of a warm glow that filled the room when the clock announced the hour; and this light, being just light, was more unsettling than a dozen ghosts, since he had no idea what it meant or what might happen next; he sometimes worried he might even be a case of spontaneous combustion at that very moment, without any way to know it. Eventually, though, he began to think—as you or I would have thought right away; because it’s always the person who isn’t in the situation who knows what should have been done and would have definitely done it—eventually, I say, he started to believe that the source and secret of this eerie light might be coming from the next room, which, on closer inspection, seemed to be where it was shining from. This idea took over his mind, so he quietly got up and shuffled in his slippers to the door.
The moment Scrooge's hand was on the lock, a strange voice called him by his name, and bade him enter. He obeyed.
The moment Scrooge's hand touched the lock, a strange voice called his name and told him to come in. He complied.
It was his own room. There was no doubt about that. But it had undergone a surprising transformation. The walls and ceiling were so hung with living green, that it looked a perfect grove; from every part of which bright gleaming berries glistened. The crisp leaves of holly, mistletoe, and ivy reflected back the light, as if so many little mirrors had been scattered there; and such a mighty blaze went roaring up the chimney as that dull petrifaction of a hearth had never known in Scrooge's time, or Marley's, or for many and many a winter season gone. Heaped up on the floor, to form a kind of throne, were turkeys, geese, game, poultry, brawn, great joints of meat, sucking-pigs, long wreaths of sausages, mince-pies, plum-puddings, barrels of oysters, red-hot chestnuts, cherry-cheeked apples, juicy oranges, luscious pears, immense twelfth-cakes, and seething[53] bowls of punch, that made the chamber dim with their delicious steam. In easy state upon this couch there sat a jolly Giant, glorious to see; who bore a glowing torch, in shape not unlike Plenty's horn, and held it up, high up, to shed its light on Scrooge as he came peeping round the door.
It was definitely his own room. There was no question about that. But it had undergone an astonishing change. The walls and ceiling were covered in vibrant greenery, making it look like a perfect grove; from every spot, bright, shiny berries sparkled. The crisp leaves of holly, mistletoe, and ivy reflected the light, almost like a bunch of little mirrors scattered around; and a huge blaze was roaring up the chimney like nothing Scrooge, Marley, or any winter from the past had ever seen. Piled on the floor, forming a sort of throne, were turkeys, geese, game, poultry, brawn, big cuts of meat, sucking pigs, long strings of sausages, mince pies, plum puddings, barrels of oysters, hot chestnuts, rosy apples, juicy oranges, sweet pears, giant twelfth cakes, and bubbling bowls of punch that filled the room with their delicious steam. Sitting comfortably on this pile was a jolly Giant, a sight to behold; he held a glowing torch shaped a bit like Plenty's horn and lifted it high to illuminate Scrooge as he peeked around the door.
"Come in!" exclaimed the Ghost. "Come in! and know me better, man!"
"Come in!" said the Ghost. "Come in! And get to know me better, man!"
Scrooge entered timidly, and hung his head before this Spirit. He was not the dogged Scrooge he had been; and, though the Spirit's eyes were clear and kind, he did not like to meet them.
Scrooge walked in hesitantly and looked down in front of this Spirit. He wasn’t the stubborn Scrooge he used to be; and, even though the Spirit's eyes were bright and compassionate, he felt uneasy about meeting them.
"I am the Ghost of Christmas Present," said the Spirit. "Look upon me!"
"I am the Ghost of Christmas Present," the Spirit said. "Look at me!"
Scrooge reverently did so. It was clothed in one simple deep green robe, or mantle, bordered with white fur. This garment hung so loosely on the figure, that its capacious breast was bare, as if disdaining to be warded or concealed by any artifice. Its feet, observable beneath the ample folds of the garment, were also bare; and on its head it wore no other covering than a holly wreath, set here and there with shining icicles. Its dark brown curls were long and free; free as its genial face, its sparkling eye, its open hand, its cheery voice, its unconstrained demeanour, and its joyful air. Girded round its middle was an antique scabbard; but no sword was in it, and the ancient sheath was eaten up with rust.
Scrooge respectfully did so. It was dressed in a simple deep green robe, edged with white fur. This garment hung so loosely on the figure that its ample chest was exposed, as if it rejected any attempt to be hidden or disguised. Its feet, visible beneath the flowing folds of the robe, were also bare; and on its head, it wore nothing but a holly wreath decorated here and there with sparkling icicles. Its dark brown curls were long and free; free like its warm face, its bright eyes, its open hand, its cheerful voice, its relaxed demeanor, and its joyful spirit. Wrapped around its waist was an old scabbard, but no sword was in it, and the ancient sheath was covered in rust.
"You have never seen the like of me before!" exclaimed the Spirit.
"You've never seen anyone like me before!" exclaimed the Spirit.
"Never," Scrooge made answer to it.
"Never," Scrooge said.
"Have never walked forth with the younger members of my family; meaning (for I am very young) my elder brothers born in these later years?" pursued the Phantom.
"Have I never gone out with the younger members of my family; meaning (since I’m very young) my older brothers born in these recent years?" the Phantom asked.
"I don't think I have," said Scrooge. "I am afraid I have not. Have you had many brothers, Spirit?"
"I don’t think I have," said Scrooge. "I'm afraid I haven't. Have you had a lot of brothers, Spirit?"
"A tremendous family to provide for," muttered Scrooge.
"A huge family to take care of," muttered Scrooge.
The Ghost of Christmas Present rose.
The Ghost of Christmas Present stood up.
"Spirit," said Scrooge submissively, "conduct me where you will. I went forth last night on compulsion, and I learnt a lesson which is working now. To-night, if you have aught to teach me, let me profit by it."
"Spirit," Scrooge said, humbled, "take me where you want. I went out last night because I had to, and I learned a lesson that's affecting me now. Tonight, if you have anything to teach me, I want to learn from it."
"Touch my robe!"
"Touch my robe!"
Scrooge did as he was told, and held it fast.
Scrooge did what he was told and held on tight.
Holly, mistletoe, red berries, ivy, turkeys, geese, game, poultry, brawn, meat, pigs, sausages, oysters, pies, puddings, fruit, and punch, all vanished instantly. So did the room, the fire, the ruddy glow, the hour of night, and they stood in the city streets on Christmas morning, where (for the weather was severe) the people made a rough, but brisk and not unpleasant kind of music, in scraping the snow from the pavement in front of their dwellings, and from the tops of their houses, whence it was mad delight to the boys to see it come plumping down into the road below, and splitting into artificial little snow-storms.
Holly, mistletoe, red berries, ivy, turkeys, geese, game, poultry, brawn, meat, pigs, sausages, oysters, pies, puddings, fruit, and punch all disappeared in an instant. So did the room, the fire, the warm glow, the late hour of night, and they found themselves on the city streets on Christmas morning, where (because the weather was harsh) the people created a rough but lively and not unpleasant kind of music by scraping the snow off the pavement in front of their homes, and from the tops of their houses, where it was pure joy for the boys to watch it come crashing down into the road below, breaking apart into little artificial snowstorms.
The house-fronts looked black enough, and the windows blacker, contrasting with the smooth white sheet of snow upon the roofs, and with the dirtier snow upon the ground; which last deposit had been ploughed up in deep furrows by the heavy wheels of carts and waggons; furrows that crossed and recrossed each other hundreds of times where the great streets branched off; and made intricate channels, hard to trace, in the thick yellow mud and icy water. The sky was gloomy, and the shortest streets were choked up with a dingy mist, half thawed, half frozen, whose heavier particles descended in a shower of sooty atoms, as if all the chimneys in Great Britain had, by one consent, caught fire, and were blazing away to their dear hearts' content. There was nothing very cheerful in the climate or the town, and yet was there an air of cheerfulness abroad that the clearest summer air and brightest summer sun might have endeavoured to diffuse in vain.[55]
The building fronts looked really dark, and the windows looked even darker, contrasting with the smooth white blanket of snow on the roofs and the dirtier snow on the ground. The latter had been churned up into deep ruts by the heavy wheels of carts and wagons, which crossed and re-crossed each other hundreds of times where the main streets branched off, creating complex channels that were hard to follow in the thick yellow mud and icy water. The sky was overcast, and the shorter streets were blocked with a grimy mist, half melted, half frozen, which fell in a shower of sooty particles, as if all the chimneys in Great Britain had, all at once, caught fire and were blazing away happily. There wasn't anything very uplifting about the weather or the city, yet there was a sense of cheerfulness in the air that even the clearest summer sky and brightest summer sun might have struggled to compete with.[55]
For, the people who were shovelling away on the housetops were jovial and full of glee; calling out to one another from the parapets, and now and then exchanging a facetious snowball—better-natured missile far than many a wordy jest—laughing heartily if it went right, and not less heartily if it went wrong. The poulterers' shops were still half open, and the fruiterers' were radiant in their glory. There were great, round, pot-bellied baskets of chestnuts, shaped like the waistcoats of jolly old gentlemen, lolling at the doors, and tumbling out into the street in their apoplectic opulence. There were ruddy, brown-faced, broad-girthed Spanish onions, shining in the fatness of their growth like Spanish Friars, and winking from their shelves in wanton slyness at the girls as they went by, and glanced demurely at the hung-up mistletoe. There were pears and apples clustered high in blooming pyramids; there were bunches of grapes, made, in the shopkeepers' benevolence, to dangle from conspicuous hooks that people's mouths might water gratis as they passed; there were piles of filberts, mossy and brown, recalling, in their fragrance, ancient walks among the woods, and pleasant shufflings ankle deep through withered leaves; there were Norfolk Biffins, squab and swarthy, setting off the yellow of the oranges and lemons, and, in the great compactness of their juicy persons, urgently entreating and beseeching to be carried home in paper bags, and eaten after dinner. The very gold and silver fish, set forth among these choice fruits in a bowl, though members of a dull and stagnant-blooded race, appeared to know that there was something going on; and, to a fish, went gasping round and round their little world in slow and passionless excitement.
The people shoveling snow off the rooftops were cheerful and full of joy, calling to each other from the ledges, and occasionally tossing a playful snowball—a friendlier projectile than many a witty remark—laughing heartily whether it hit its target or not. The poultry shops were still partly open, and the fruit shops were glowing with vibrancy. There were large, round baskets of chestnuts, shaped like the waistcoats of jolly old men, lounging at the doors and spilling out into the street in their plump abundance. There were rosy, brown-skinned, plump Spanish onions, shining with the richness of their growth like Spanish friars, winking playfully from their shelves at the girls passing by and looking shyly at the mistletoe hanging above. There were pears and apples piled high in blooming pyramids; there were bunches of grapes, displayed by the shopkeepers' generosity, hanging from visible hooks to tempt passersby; there were mounds of hazelnuts, mossy and brown, evoking memories of old walks in the woods and the pleasant rustling of leaves underfoot; there were Norfolk Biffins, squat and dark, contrasting with the bright oranges and lemons, and, in the compactness of their juicy selves, eagerly tempting people to take them home in paper bags to enjoy after dinner. Even the gold and silver fish displayed among these wonderful fruits in a bowl, though part of a dull and stagnant race, seemed aware that something special was happening; they swam around their little world in slow, passionless excitement.
The Grocers'! oh, the Grocers'! nearly closed, with perhaps two shutters down, or one; but through those gaps such glimpses! It was not alone that the scales descending on the counter made a merry sound, or that the twine and roller parted company so briskly, or that the canisters were rattled up and[56] down like juggling tricks, or even that the blended scents of tea and coffee were so grateful to the nose, or even that the raisins were so plentiful and rare, the almonds so extremely white, the sticks of cinnamon so long and straight, the other spices so delicious, the candied fruits so caked and spotted with molten sugar as to make the coldest lookers-on feel faint, and subsequently bilious. Nor was it that the figs were moist and pulpy, or that the French plums blushed in modest tartness from their highly-decorated boxes, or that everything was good to eat and in its Christmas dress; but the customers were all so hurried and so eager in the hopeful promise of the day, that they tumbled up against each other at the door, crashing their wicker baskets wildly, and left their purchases upon the counter, and came running back to fetch them, and committed hundreds of the like mistakes, in the best humour possible; while the Grocer and his people were so frank and fresh, that the polished hearts with which they fastened their aprons behind might have been their own, worn outside for general inspection, and for Christmas daws to peck at if they chose.
The Grocers'! Oh, the Grocers'! Almost closed, with maybe two shutters down, or just one; but through those gaps, what glimpses! It wasn't just that the scales on the counter made a cheerful sound, or that the twine and roller came apart so quickly, or that the canisters were juggled up and down like tricks, or even that the mixed scents of tea and coffee were so pleasant, or even that the raisins were plentiful and unique, the almonds so strikingly white, the sticks of cinnamon so long and straight, the other spices so tasty, the candied fruits so caked and covered in melted sugar that even the coldest onlookers felt faint, and later, nauseous. Nor was it that the figs were moist and soft, or that the French plums were modestly tart in their fancy boxes, or that everything looked delicious and festive; but the customers were all so rushed and eager with the hopeful promise of the day, that they bumped into each other at the door, wildly crashing their wicker baskets, leaving their purchases on the counter, and running back to retrieve them, making hundreds of similar mistakes, all in the best spirit possible; while the Grocer and his staff were so genuine and cheerful that the polished hearts they fastened their aprons with might as well have been their own, worn outside for everyone to see, and for Christmas birds to peck at if they wanted.
But soon the steeples called good people all to church and chapel, and away they came, flocking through the streets in their best clothes, and with their gayest faces. And at the same time there emerged, from scores of by-streets, lanes, and nameless turnings, innumerable people, carrying their dinners to the bakers' shops. The sight of these poor revellers appeared to interest the Spirit very much, for he stood with Scrooge beside him in a baker's doorway, and, taking off the covers as their bearers passed, sprinkled incense on their dinners from his torch. And it was a very uncommon kind of torch, for once or twice, when there were angry words between some dinner-carriers who had jostled each other, he shed a few drops of water on them from it, and their good-humour was restored directly. For they said, it was a shame to quarrel upon Christmas-day. And so it was! God love it, so it was![57]
But soon the church steeples called everyone to service, and people came streaming through the streets in their best outfits and happiest expressions. At the same time, many folks began to appear from side streets, alleys, and hidden paths, carrying their meals to the baker's shops. The sight of these cheerful revelers clearly intrigued the Spirit, as he stood with Scrooge in a baker's doorway, lifting the covers from their meals as they passed and sprinkling some kind of incense on their dinners from his torch. It was a truly unique torch because, once or twice, when some dinner carriers exchanged angry words after bumping into each other, he used it to sprinkle a few drops of water on them, and their good spirits instantly returned. They said it was a shame to argue on Christmas Day. And it really was! God bless it, it truly was![57]
In time the bells ceased, and the bakers were shut up; and yet there was a genial shadowing forth of all these dinners, and the progress of their cooking, in the thawed blotch of wet above each baker's oven; where the pavement smoked as if its stones were cooking too.
Eventually, the bells stopped ringing, and the bakers closed up shop; yet there was a warm indication of all those dinners and how they were being prepared, in the wet, melted spots above each baker's oven, where the pavement seemed to steam as if its stones were cooking too.
"Is there a peculiar flavour in what you sprinkle from your torch?" asked Scrooge.
"Is there a strange flavor in what you sprinkle from your torch?" asked Scrooge.
"There is. My own."
"Yeah, it's mine."
"Would it apply to any kind of dinner on this day?" asked Scrooge.
"Does it apply to any kind of dinner today?" asked Scrooge.
"To any kindly given. To a poor one most."
"To anyone who gives kindly. To a poor person, even more."
"Why to a poor one most?" asked Scrooge.
"Why is it mostly the poor?" asked Scrooge.
"Because it needs it most."
"Because it needs it the most."
"Spirit!" said Scrooge after a moment's thought. "I wonder you, of all the beings in the many worlds about us, should desire to cramp these people's opportunities of innocent enjoyment."
"Spirit!" Scrooge said after a moment of thought. "I wonder why you, of all the beings in the many worlds around us, would want to limit these people's chances for innocent enjoyment."
"I!" cried the Spirit.
"I!" shouted the Spirit.
"You would deprive them of their means of dining every seventh day, often the only day on which they can be said to dine at all," said Scrooge; "wouldn't you?"
"You would take away their chance to eat a proper meal every seventh day, often the only day they can really be said to dine at all," said Scrooge; "wouldn't you?"
"I!" cried the Spirit.
"I!" shouted the Spirit.
"You seek to close these places on the Seventh Day," said Scrooge. "And it comes to the same thing."
"You want to shut these places down on the Seventh Day," Scrooge said. "It amounts to the same thing."
"I seek!" exclaimed the Spirit.
"I seek!" exclaimed the Spirit.
"Forgive me if I am wrong. It has been done in your name, or at least in that of your family," said Scrooge.
"Forgive me if I'm mistaken. This has been done in your name, or at least in the name of your family," Scrooge said.
"There are some upon this earth of yours," returned the Spirit, "who lay claim to know us, and who do their deeds of passion, pride, ill-will, hatred, envy, bigotry, and selfishness in our name, who are as strange to us, and all our kith and kin, as if they had never lived. Remember that, and charge their doings on themselves, not us."
"There are some people on your earth," the Spirit replied, "who claim to know us and who act out of passion, pride, malice, hatred, envy, bigotry, and selfishness in our name, yet they are as foreign to us and all our family as if they had never existed. Keep that in mind, and hold them accountable for their own actions, not us."
Scrooge promised that he would; and they went on, invisible,[58] as they had been before, into the suburbs of the town. It was a remarkable quality of the Ghost (which Scrooge had observed at the baker's), that, notwithstanding his gigantic size, he could accommodate himself to any place with ease; and that he stood beneath a low roof quite as gracefully and like a supernatural creature as it was possible he could have done in any lofty hall.
Scrooge agreed he would, and they continued on, invisible,[58] just like before, into the outskirts of the town. It was an impressive trait of the Ghost (which Scrooge noticed at the baker's) that, despite his enormous size, he could easily fit into any space; he stood under a low roof just as gracefully and like a supernatural being as he could have in any grand hall.
And perhaps it was the pleasure the good Spirit had in showing off this power of his, or else it was his own kind, generous, hearty nature, and his sympathy with all poor men, that led him straight to Scrooge's clerk's; for there he went, and took Scrooge with him, holding to his robe; and, on the threshold of the door, the Spirit smiled, and stopped to bless Bob Cratchit's dwelling with the sprinklings of his torch. Think of that! Bob had but fifteen "Bob" a week himself; he pocketed on Saturdays but fifteen copies of his Christian name; and yet the Ghost of Christmas Present blessed his four-roomed house!
And maybe it was the joy the good Spirit felt in showing off his power, or maybe it was his kind, generous, warm nature, along with his empathy for all the less fortunate, that led him right to Scrooge's clerk; because he went there and took Scrooge along with him, holding onto his robe. As they stood at the door, the Spirit smiled and paused to bless Bob Cratchit's home with a sprinkle from his torch. Just think about that! Bob earned only fifteen "Bob" a week himself; he took home just fifteen copies of his first name every Saturday; and yet the Ghost of Christmas Present blessed his four-room house!
Then up rose Mrs. Cratchit, Cratchit's wife, dressed out but poorly in a twice-turned gown, but brave in ribbons, which are cheap, and make a goodly show for sixpence; and she laid the cloth, assisted by Belinda Cratchit, second of her daughters, also brave in ribbons; while Master Peter Cratchit plunged a fork into the saucepan of potatoes, and, getting the corners of his monstrous shirt collar (Bob's private property, conferred upon his son and heir in honour of the day) into his mouth, rejoiced to find himself so gallantly attired, and yearned to show his linen in the fashionable Parks. And now two smaller Cratchits, boy and girl, came tearing in, screaming that outside the baker's they had smelt the goose, and known it for their own; and, basking in luxurious thoughts of sage and onion, these young Cratchits danced about the table, and exalted Master Peter Cratchit to the skies, while he (not proud, although his collars nearly choked him) blew the fire, until the slow potatoes, bubbling up, knocked loudly at the saucepan lid to be let out and peeled.[59]
Then Mrs. Cratchit got up, Cratchit's wife, dressed modestly in a repurposed gown but looking cheerful in ribbons, which are inexpensive and create a nice effect for just a few coins; and she set the table, helped by Belinda Cratchit, her second daughter, who also wore cheerful ribbons; while Master Peter Cratchit poked a fork into the pot of potatoes, and, getting the edges of his oversized shirt collar (Bob's special property, given to his son for the occasion) into his mouth, felt proud to be so elegantly dressed and longed to show off his outfit in the trendy parks. Now, two younger Cratchits, a boy and a girl, came rushing in, yelling that outside the bakery they had smelled the goose and recognized it as their own; and, imagining delicious thoughts of sage and onion, these little Cratchits danced around the table and praised Master Peter Cratchit like a hero, while he (not bragging, even though his collars were nearly suffocating him) stoked the fire until the sluggish potatoes, bubbling up, loudly knocked against the pot lid, eager to be freed and peeled.[59]
"What has ever got your precious father, then?" said Mrs. Cratchit. "And your brother, Tiny Tim? And Martha warn't as late last Christmas-day by half an hour!"
"What’s keeping your precious father, then?" said Mrs. Cratchit. "And what about your brother, Tiny Tim? And Martha wasn't this late last Christmas day by half an hour!"
"Here's Martha, mother!" said a girl, appearing as she spoke.
"Here's Martha, Mom!" said a girl, appearing as she spoke.
"Here's Martha, mother!" cried the two young Cratchits. "Hurrah! There's such a goose, Martha!"
"Look, Mom, it's Martha!" shouted the two younger Cratchits. "Yay! There’s such a goose, Martha!"
"Why, bless your heart alive, my dear, how late you are!" said Mrs. Cratchit, kissing her a dozen times, and taking off her shawl and bonnet for her with officious zeal.
"Well, bless your heart, my dear, you’re really late!" said Mrs. Cratchit, giving her a dozen kisses and eagerly taking off her shawl and bonnet.
"We'd a deal of work to finish up last night," replied the girl, "and had to clear away this morning, mother!"
"We had a lot of work to wrap up last night," the girl replied, "and had to clean up this morning, Mom!"
"Well! never mind so long as you are come," said Mrs. Cratchit. "Sit ye down before the fire, my dear, and have a warm, Lord bless ye!"
"Well! No worries now that you're here," said Mrs. Cratchit. "Come sit by the fire, my dear, and warm up, God bless you!"
"No, no! There's father coming," cried the two young Cratchits, who were everywhere at once. "Hide, Martha, hide!"
"No, no! Here comes Dad," shouted the two young Cratchits, who were all over the place. "Quick, Martha, hide!"
So Martha hid herself, and in came little Bob, the father, with at least three feet of comforter, exclusive of the fringe, hanging down before him; and his threadbare clothes darned up and brushed to look seasonable; and Tiny Tim upon his shoulder. Alas for Tiny Tim, he bore a little crutch, and had his limbs supported by an iron frame!
So Martha hid herself, and in came little Bob, the father, with at least three feet of blanket, not including the fringe, hanging down in front of him; and his worn-out clothes patched up and brushed to look presentable; and Tiny Tim on his shoulder. Unfortunately for Tiny Tim, he had a small crutch, and his legs were supported by a metal frame!
"Why, where's our Martha?" cried Bob Cratchit, looking round.
"Where's our Martha?" Bob Cratchit exclaimed, looking around.
"Not coming," said Mrs. Cratchit.
"Not coming," Mrs. Cratchit said.
"Not coming!" said Bob with a sudden declension in his high spirits; for he had been Tim's blood horse all the way from church, and had come home rampant. "Not coming upon Christmas-day!"
"Not coming!" Bob said, his high spirits suddenly fading; he had been Tim's ride all the way from church and had come home fired up. "Not coming on Christmas Day!"
Martha didn't like to see him disappointed, if it were only in joke; so she came out prematurely from behind the closet door, and ran into his arms, while the two young Cratchits[60] hustled Tiny Tim, and bore him off into the wash-house, that he might hear the pudding singing in the copper.
Martha didn’t want to see him disappointed, even if it was just a joke; so she stepped out from behind the closet door and ran into his arms, while the two young Cratchits[60] playfully rushed Tiny Tim away into the wash-house so he could hear the pudding bubbling in the pot.
"And how did little Tim behave?" asked Mrs. Cratchit when she had rallied Bob on his credulity, and Bob had hugged his daughter to his heart's content.
"And how did little Tim act?" asked Mrs. Cratchit when she had teased Bob about being so gullible, and Bob had hugged his daughter to his heart's content.
"As good as gold," said Bob, "and better. Somehow, he gets thoughtful, sitting by himself so much, and thinks the strangest things you ever heard. He told me, coming home, that he hoped the people saw him in the church, because he was a cripple, and it might be pleasant to them to remember upon Christmas-day who made lame beggars walk and blind men see."
"As good as gold," said Bob, "and even better. He somehow gets reflective sitting alone so much and thinks of the weirdest things you could imagine. He told me on the way home that he hoped people noticed him in church, because he’s a cripple, and it might be nice for them to remember on Christmas Day who made lame beggars walk and blind men see."
Bob's voice was tremulous when he told them this, and trembled more when he said that Tiny Tim was growing strong and hearty.
Bob's voice shook when he told them this, and shook even more when he said that Tiny Tim was getting strong and healthy.
His active little crutch was heard upon the floor, and back came Tiny Tim before another word was spoken, escorted by his brother and sister to his stool beside the fire; and while Bob, turning up his cuffs—as if, poor fellow, they were capable of being made more shabby—compounded some hot mixture in a jug with gin and lemons, and stirred it round and round, and put it on the hob to simmer, Master Peter and the two ubiquitous young Cratchits went to fetch the goose, with which they soon returned in high procession.
His little crutch clicked on the floor, and Tiny Tim came back before anyone could say another word, helped by his brother and sister to his seat by the fire. While Bob rolled up his cuffs—poor guy, as if they could look any more worn—he mixed together some hot drink in a jug with gin and lemons, stirred it around, and set it on the hob to simmer. Meanwhile, Master Peter and the two ever-present young Cratchits went to get the goose, and they soon returned in a cheerful procession.
Such a bustle ensued that you might have thought a goose the rarest of all birds; a feathered phenomenon, to which a black swan was a matter of course—and, in truth, it was something very like it in that house. Mrs. Cratchit made the gravy (ready beforehand in a little saucepan) hissing hot; Master Peter mashed the potatoes with incredible vigour; Miss Belinda sweetened up the apple sauce; Martha dusted the hot plates; Bob took Tiny Tim beside him in a tiny corner at the table; the two young Cratchits set chairs for everybody, not forgetting themselves, and, mounting guard upon their posts, crammed[61] spoons into their mouths, lest they should shriek for goose before their turn came to be helped. At last the dishes were set on, and grace was said. It was succeeded by a breathless pause, as Mrs. Cratchit, looking slowly all along the carving-knife, prepared to plunge it in the breast; but when she did, and when the long-expected gush of stuffing issued forth, one murmur of delight arose all round the board, and even Tiny Tim, excited by the two young Cratchits, beat on the table with the handle of his knife, and feebly cried Hurrah!
There was such a commotion that you might have thought a goose was the most amazing bird ever; a feathered marvel, while a black swan would just be normal—and honestly, it was something pretty similar in that house. Mrs. Cratchit heated the gravy (which had been prepared earlier in a small saucepan) to a sizzling temperature; Master Peter mashed the potatoes with serious enthusiasm; Miss Belinda added sugar to the apple sauce; Martha dusted off the hot plates; Bob took Tiny Tim beside him in a small spot at the table; the two younger Cratchits set chairs for everyone, including themselves, and, standing guard at their posts, stuffed spoons into their mouths to keep from shouting for goose before it was their turn to be served. Finally, the dishes were brought out, and grace was said. After that, there was a suspenseful pause as Mrs. Cratchit, staring intently at the carving knife, got ready to plunge it into the breast; but when she did, and when the long-awaited flow of stuffing came spilling out, a joyful murmur filled the room, and even Tiny Tim, pumped up by the two younger Cratchits, banged on the table with the handle of his knife and weakly shouted Hurrah!
There never was such a goose. Bob said he didn't believe there ever was such a goose cooked. Its tenderness and flavour, size and cheapness, were the themes of universal admiration. Eked out by apple sauce and mashed potatoes, it was a sufficient dinner for the whole family; indeed, as Mrs. Cratchit said with great delight (surveying one small atom of a bone upon the dish), they hadn't ate it all at last! Yet every one had had enough, and the youngest Cratchits, in particular, were steeped in sage and onion to the eyebrows! But now, the plates being changed by Miss Belinda, Mrs. Cratchit left the room alone—too nervous to bear witnesses—to take the pudding up, and bring it in.
There has never been a goose like this one. Bob said he didn't believe there ever was a goose cooked like it. Its tenderness, flavor, size, and affordability were admired by everyone. Paired with applesauce and mashed potatoes, it was enough for the entire family; in fact, as Mrs. Cratchit happily noted (looking at a tiny bit of bone on the plate), they hadn't eaten it all after all! Yet everyone had plenty, and the youngest Cratchits, especially, were stuffed with sage and onion! But now, after Miss Belinda switched out the plates, Mrs. Cratchit left the room by herself—too anxious to have anyone watching—to get the pudding and bring it in.
Suppose it should not be done enough! Suppose it should break in turning out! Suppose somebody should have got over the wall of the back-yard and stolen it, while they were merry with the goose—a supposition at which the two young Cratchits became livid! All sorts of horrors were supposed.
Suppose it doesn't get done properly! Suppose it breaks while being made! Imagine if someone climbed over the backyard wall and stole it while they were having fun with the goose—a thought that made the two young Cratchits go pale! They imagined all kinds of terrible scenarios.
Hallo! A great deal of steam! The pudding was out of the copper. A smell like a washing-day! That was the cloth. A smell like an eating-house and a pastrycook's next door to each other, with a laundress's next door to that! That was the pudding! In half a minute Mrs. Cratchit entered—flushed, but smiling proudly—with the pudding, like a speckled cannon-ball, so hard and firm, blazing in half of half-a-quartern of ignited brandy, and bedight with Christmas holly stuck into the top.[62]
Hello! There’s a lot of steam! The pudding was out of the copper. It smelled like wash day! That was the cloth. It smelled like a diner and a bakery next to each other, with a laundromat next door to that! That was the pudding! In just half a minute, Mrs. Cratchit came in—flushed but smiling proudly—with the pudding, like a speckled cannonball, hard and firm, flaming with half of half a quarter of ignited brandy, and topped off with Christmas holly stuck into it.[62]
Oh, a wonderful pudding! Bob Cratchit said, and calmly too, that he regarded it as the greatest success achieved by Mrs. Cratchit since their marriage. Mrs. Cratchit said that, now the weight was off her mind, she would confess she had her doubts about the quantity of flour. Everybody had something to say about it, but nobody said or thought it was at all a small pudding for a large family. It would have been flat heresy to do so. Any Cratchit would have blushed to hint at such a thing.
Oh, what a wonderful pudding! Bob Cratchit said, and he said it calmly too, that he thought it was the greatest success Mrs. Cratchit had achieved since they got married. Mrs. Cratchit admitted that now that the pressure was off her mind, she would confess she had her doubts about the amount of flour. Everyone had something to say about it, but nobody mentioned or thought it was at all a small pudding for a big family. To do so would have been utterly outrageous. Any Cratchit would have felt embarrassed to even suggest such a thing.
At last the dinner was all done, the cloth was cleared, the hearth swept, and the fire made up. The compound in the jug being tasted, and considered perfect, apples and oranges were put upon the table, and a shovel full of chestnuts on the fire. Then all the Cratchit family drew round the hearth in what Bob Cratchit called a circle, meaning half a one; and at Bob Cratchit's elbow stood the family display of glass. Two tumblers and a custard cup without a handle.
At last, dinner was finished, the tablecloth was cleaned up, the hearth was swept, and the fire was stoked. After tasting the drink in the jug and finding it just right, apples and oranges were set on the table, along with a shovel full of chestnuts on the fire. Then, the whole Cratchit family gathered around the hearth in what Bob Cratchit referred to as a circle, meaning half a circle; and beside Bob Cratchit was the family’s collection of glassware—two tumblers and a custard cup with no handle.
These held the hot stuff from the jug, however, as well as golden goblets would have done; and Bob served it out with beaming looks, while the chestnuts on the fire sputtered and cracked noisily. Then Bob proposed:
These held the warm drink from the jug, just like golden goblets would have; and Bob served it with a big smile, while the chestnuts on the fire sputtered and cracked loudly. Then Bob suggested:
"A merry Christmas to us all, my dears. God bless us!"
"A Merry Christmas to all of us, my dear friends. God bless us!"
Which all the family re-echoed.
Which the whole family echoed.
"God bless us every one!" said Tiny Tim, the last of all.
“God bless us, everyone!” said Tiny Tim, the last of all.
He sat very close to his father's side, upon his little stool. Bob held his withered little hand in his, as if he loved the child, and wished to keep him by his side, and dreaded that he might be taken from him.
He sat right next to his father's side on his small stool. Bob held his frail little hand in his as if he loved the child, wanting to keep him close and fearing that he might be taken away.
"Spirit," said Scrooge with an interest he had never felt before, "tell me if Tiny Tim will live."
"Spirit," Scrooge said with a level of interest he had never experienced before, "please tell me if Tiny Tim will live."
"I see a vacant seat," replied the Ghost, "in the poor chimney-corner, and a crutch without an owner, carefully preserved. If these shadows remain unaltered by the Future, the child will die."[63]
"I see an empty chair," replied the Ghost, "in the poor chimney corner, and a crutch that doesn't belong to anyone, kept with care. If these shadows don't change with the Future, the child will die."[63]
"No, no," said Scrooge. "Oh, no, kind Spirit! say he will be spared."
"No, no," said Scrooge. "Oh, no, kind Spirit! Please say he will be spared."
"If these shadows remain unaltered by the Future, none other of my race," returned the Ghost, "will find him here. What then? If he be like to die, he had better do it, and decrease the surplus population."
"If these shadows stay the same in the Future, no one else from my kind," the Ghost replied, "will find him here. So what? If he's going to die anyway, he might as well do it and reduce the surplus population."
Scrooge hung his head to hear his own words quoted by the Spirit, and was overcome with penitence and grief.
Scrooge lowered his head when he heard the Spirit repeat his own words, filled with regret and sorrow.
"Man," said the Ghost, "if man you be in heart, not adamant, forbear that wicked cant until you have discovered What the surplus is, and Where it is. Will you decide what men shall live, what men shall die? It may be that, in the sight of Heaven, you are more worthless and less fit to live than millions like this poor man's child. Oh God! to hear the Insect on the leaf pronouncing on the too much life among his hungry brothers in the dust!"
"Man," said the Ghost, "if you’re truly human at heart and not made of stone, hold off on that wicked talk until you’ve figured out what the surplus is and where it is. Will you determine who gets to live and who dies? It could be that, in Heaven’s eyes, you are more worthless and less deserving of life than millions like this poor man's child. Oh God! to hear the insect on the leaf judging the excessive life among his starving brothers in the dirt!"
Scrooge bent before the Ghost's rebuke, and, trembling, cast his eyes upon the ground. But he raised them speedily on hearing his own name.
Scrooge hunched down at the Ghost's criticism, shaking with fear, and looked at the ground. But he quickly lifted his gaze when he heard his own name.
"Mr. Scrooge!" said Bob. "I'll give you Mr. Scrooge, the Founder of the Feast!"
"Mr. Scrooge!" said Bob. "I'll call him Mr. Scrooge, the Founder of the Feast!"
"The Founder of the Feast, indeed!" cried Mrs. Cratchit, reddening. "I wish I had him here. I'd give him a piece of my mind to feast upon, and I hope he'd have a good appetite for it."
"The Founder of the Feast, really!" Mrs. Cratchit exclaimed, her face turning red. "I wish he were here. I’d tell him exactly what I think, and I hope he’d be hungry for it."
"My dear," said Bob, "the children! Christmas-day."
"My dear," said Bob, "the kids! It's Christmas Day."
"It should be Christmas-day, I am sure," said she, "on which one drinks the health of such an odious, stingy, hard, unfeeling man as Mr. Scrooge. You know he is, Robert! Nobody knows it better than you do, poor fellow!"
"It’s definitely Christmas Day, I know it," she said, "the day when you raise a glass to such an awful, cheap, tough, unfeeling man like Mr. Scrooge. You know it too, Robert! No one knows it better than you, poor guy!"
"My dear!" was Bob's mild answer. "Christmas-day."
"My dear!" was Bob's gentle reply. "Christmas Day."
"I'll drink his health for your sake and the Day's," said Mrs. Cratchit, "not for his. Long life to him! A merry Christmas and a happy New Year! He'll be very merry and very happy, I have no doubt!"[64]
"I'll drink to his health for you and for today," said Mrs. Cratchit, "not for him. Cheers to a long life! Have a merry Christmas and a happy New Year! I have no doubt he'll be very merry and very happy!"[64]
The children drank the toast after her. It was the first of their proceedings which had no heartiness in it. Tiny Tim drank it last of all, but he didn't care twopence for it. Scrooge was the Ogre of the family. The mention of his name cast a dark shadow on the party, which was not dispelled for full five minutes.
The kids raised their glasses after her. This was the first moment of the gathering that felt lacking in warmth. Tiny Tim was the last to drink, but he didn’t care at all. Scrooge was the villain of the family. Just mentioning his name brought a heavy gloom over the party that lasted a good five minutes.
After it had passed away they were ten times merrier than before, from the mere relief of Scrooge the Baleful being done with. Bob Cratchit told them how he had a situation in his eye for Master Peter, which would bring in, if obtained, full five-and-sixpence weekly. The two young Cratchits laughed tremendously at the idea of Peter's being a man of business; and Peter himself looked thoughtfully at the fire from between his collars, as if he were deliberating what particular investments he should favour when he came into the receipt of that bewildering income. Martha, who was a poor apprentice at a milliner's, then told them what kind of work she had to do, and how many hours she worked at a stretch, and how she meant to lie abed to-morrow morning for a good long rest; to-morrow being a holiday she passed at home. Also how she had seen a countess and a lord some days before, and how the lord "was much about as tall as Peter"; at which Peter pulled up his collars so high, that you couldn't have seen his head if you had been there. All this time the chestnuts and the jug went round and round; and by-and-by they had a song, about a lost child travelling in the snow, from Tiny Tim, who had a plaintive little voice, and sang it very well indeed.
After it was gone, they were ten times happier than before, simply because Scrooge the Grumpy was finally out of the picture. Bob Cratchit shared that he had a potential job lined up for Master Peter that could bring in a solid five-and-sixpence a week if he got it. The two young Cratchits laughed a lot at the thought of Peter being a businessman, while Peter himself stared thoughtfully at the fire, as if he were pondering what investments he should make once he started receiving that confusing income. Martha, who was struggling as an apprentice at a milliner's, then told them about the kind of work she did, how many hours she worked nonstop, and how she planned to sleep in the next morning for a nice long break, since the next day was a holiday she spent at home. She also mentioned that she had seen a countess and a lord a few days earlier, and described how the lord "was about as tall as Peter," causing Peter to pull up his collar so high that you wouldn't have been able to see his head if you'd been there. Meanwhile, the chestnuts and the jug were passed around, and soon enough, Tiny Tim sang a song about a lost child traveling in the snow, using his sweet little voice, and he sang it remarkably well.
There was nothing of high mark in this. They were not a handsome family; they were not well dressed; their shoes were far from being waterproof; their clothes were scanty; and Peter might have known, and very likely did, the inside of a pawn-broker's. But they were happy, grateful, pleased with one another, and contented with the time; and when they faded, and looked happier yet in the bright sprinklings of the Spirit's[65] torch at parting, Scrooge had his eye upon them, and especially on Tiny Tim, until the last.
There was nothing remarkable about them. They weren't an attractive family; their clothes weren't nice; their shoes definitely weren't waterproof; their outfits were worn and threadbare; and Peter probably knew, or at least very likely had experienced, the inside of a pawn shop. But they were happy, thankful, enjoyed each other's company, and were content with their situation. As they faded away, looking even happier in the bright glimmers of the Spirit's[65] light at their goodbye, Scrooge kept his eye on them, especially on Tiny Tim, right until the end.
By this time it was getting dark, and snowing pretty heavily; and as Scrooge and the Spirit went along the streets, the brightness of the roaring fires in kitchens, parlours, and all sorts of rooms was wonderful. Here, the flickering of the blaze showed preparations for a cosy dinner, with hot plates baking through and through before the fire, and deep red curtains, ready to be drawn to shut out cold and darkness. There, all the children of the house were running out into the snow to meet their married sisters, brothers, cousins, uncles, aunts, and be the first to greet them. Here, again, were shadows on the window blinds of guests assembling; and there a group of handsome girls, all hooded and fur-booted, and all chattering at once, tripped lightly off to some near neighbour's house; where, woe upon the single man who saw them enter—artful witches, well they knew it—in a glow!
By this time it was getting dark and snowing pretty heavily. As Scrooge and the Spirit walked through the streets, the glow from the roaring fires in kitchens, living rooms, and all kinds of spaces was amazing. In one place, the flickering flames hinted at a cozy dinner being prepared, with hot plates warming up nicely in front of the fire and deep red curtains ready to be drawn to keep out the cold and darkness. In another spot, all the kids in the house were rushing out into the snow to meet their married siblings, cousins, uncles, and aunts, eager to be the first to greet them. Over there, shadows moved on the window blinds as guests gathered; and in another direction, a group of beautiful girls, all bundled up in hoods and fur boots, chatted excitedly as they made their way to a neighbor's house. Woe to the single man who saw them enter—those crafty witches knew exactly what they were doing—as the energy in the air was palpable!
But, if you had judged from the numbers of people on their way to friendly gatherings, you might have thought that no one was at home to give them welcome when they got there, instead of every house expecting company, and piling up its fires half-chimney high. Blessings on it, how the Ghost exulted! How it bared its breadth of breast, and opened its capacious palm, and floated on, outpouring, with a generous hand, its bright and harmless mirth on everything within its reach! The very lamp-lighter, who ran on before, dotting the dusky street with specks of light, and who was dressed to spend the evening somewhere, laughed out loudly as the Spirit passed, though little kenned the lamp-lighter that he had any company but Christmas.
But if you had based your judgment on the number of people heading to friendly gatherings, you might have thought that no one was home to welcome them when they arrived, instead of every house expecting visitors and stacking its fires nearly to the top of the chimney. Oh, how the Ghost was filled with joy! It spread its arms wide and opened its generous hand, gliding along and showering everything in its path with its cheerful and harmless spirit! The very lamplighter, who was running ahead and lighting up the dark street with spots of light, and who was dressed to go spend the evening somewhere, laughed out loud as the Spirit passed by, not realizing that he had any company other than Christmas.
And now, without a word of warning from the Ghost, they stood upon a bleak and desert moor, where monstrous masses of rude stone were cast about, as though it were the burial-place or giants; and water spread itself wheresoever it listed; or would have done so, but for the frost that held it prisoner; and nothing[66] grew but moss and furze, and coarse, rank grass. Down in the west the setting sun had left a streak of fiery red, which glared upon the desolation for an instant, like a sullen eye, and, frowning lower, lower, lower yet, was lost in the thick gloom of darkest night.
And now, without any warning from the Ghost, they found themselves on a barren and deserted moor, where huge chunks of rough stone were scattered around as if it were the graveyard of giants; and water spread wherever it wanted to, or would have done so if not for the frost that had it trapped; and nothing grew except moss, gorse, and coarse, wild grass. In the west, the setting sun had left a streak of fiery red that shone on the desolation for a moment, like a grumpy eye, and, frowning lower and lower, finally disappeared into the thick darkness of night.
"What place is this?" asked Scrooge.
"What place is this?" Scrooge asked.
"A place where Miners live, who labour in the bowels of the earth," returned the Spirit. "But they know me. See!"
"A place where miners live, working deep underground," the Spirit replied. "But they know me. Look!"
A light shone from the window of a hut, and swiftly they advanced towards it. Passing through the wall of mud and stone, they found a cheerful company assembled round a glowing fire. An old, old man and woman, with their children and their children's children, and another generation beyond that, all decked out gaily in their holiday attire. The old man, in a voice that seldom rose above the howling of the wind upon the barren waste, was singing them a Christmas song; it had been a very old song when he was a boy; and from time to time they all joined in the chorus. So surely as they raised their voices, the old man got quite blithe and loud; and, so surely as they stopped, his vigour sank again.
A light shone from the window of a hut, and they quickly made their way toward it. Passing through the wall of mud and stone, they found a cheerful group gathered around a warm fire. An old man and woman, along with their children and grandchildren, and another generation beyond that, all dressed up nicely in their holiday outfits. The old man, in a voice that rarely rose above the howling wind outside, was singing them a Christmas song; it had been an old song even when he was a boy; and occasionally, they all joined in the chorus. Whenever they sang, the old man became lively and loud; but whenever they stopped, his energy faded again.
The Spirit did not tarry here, but bade Scrooge hold his robe, and, passing on above the moor, sped whither? Not to sea? To sea. To Scrooge's horror, looking back, he saw the last of the land, a frightful range of rocks, behind them; and his ears were deafened by the thundering of water, as it rolled and roared, and raged among the dreadful caverns it had worn, and fiercely tried to undermine the earth.
The Spirit didn’t stick around but told Scrooge to hold onto his robe and, moving on above the moor, sped away. Where to? To the sea? To the sea. To Scrooge's horror, when he looked back, he saw the last bit of land, a terrifying stretch of rocks, behind him; and his ears were drowned out by the thunder of water as it crashed and roared, raging through the dreadful caves it had carved out, fiercely trying to erode the earth.
Built upon a dismal reef of sunken rocks, some league or so from shore, on which the waters chafed and dashed, the wild year through, there stood a solitary lighthouse. Great heaps of seaweed clung to its base, and storm-birds—born of the wind, one might suppose, as seaweed of the water—rose and fell about it, like the waves they skimmed.
Built on a grim reef of submerged rocks, about a league from the shore, where the waters battered and crashed year-round, there stood a lonely lighthouse. Large piles of seaweed clung to its foundation, and storm-birds—one might assume they were born of the wind, just like seaweed is of the water—rose and fell around it, like the waves they glided over.
But, even here, two men who watched the light had made a[67] fire that through the loophole in the thick stone wall shed out a ray of brightness on the awful sea. Joining their horny hands over the rough table at which they sat, they wished each other Merry Christmas in their can of grog; and one of them, the elder too, with his face all damaged and scarred with hard weather, as the figure-head of an old ship might be, struck up a sturdy song that was like a gale in itself.
But even here, two men who were watching the light had built a[67] fire that through the hole in the thick stone wall cast a beam of brightness onto the terrible sea. Joining their rough hands over the worn table where they sat, they wished each other a Merry Christmas with their can of grog; and one of them, the older guy, with his face all worn and scarred from tough weather, like the figurehead of an old ship, burst into a hearty song that felt like a storm all on its own.
Again the Ghost sped on, above the black and heaving sea—on, on—until, being far away, as he told Scrooge, from any shore, they lighted on a ship. They stood beside the helmsman at the wheel, the look-out in the bow, the officers who had the watch; dark, ghostly figures in their several stations; but every man among them hummed a Christmas tune, or had a Christmas thought, or spoke below his breath to his companion of some bygone Christmas-day, with homeward hopes belonging to it. And every man on board, waking or sleeping, good or bad, had had a kinder word for one another on that day than on any day in the year; and had shared to some extent in its festivities; and had remembered those he cared for at a distance, and had known that they delighted to remember him.
Again, the Ghost sped on, above the dark and churning sea—on, on—until, being far away, as he told Scrooge, from any land, they landed on a ship. They stood beside the helmsman at the wheel, the lookout in the bow, the officers who were on watch; dark, ghostly figures in their various positions; but every man among them hummed a Christmas tune, or had a Christmas thought, or quietly talked to his companion about some past Christmas Day, with hopes of going home attached to it. And every person on board, whether awake or asleep, good or bad, had shared kinder words with one another that day than on any other day of the year; and had participated to some degree in its celebrations; and had remembered those they cared for from afar, and knew that those people appreciated remembering them too.
It was a great surprise to Scrooge, while listening to the moaning of the wind, and thinking what a solemn thing it was to move on through the lonely darkness over an unknown abyss, whose depths were secrets as profound as death: it was a great surprise to Scrooge, while thus engaged, to hear a hearty laugh. It was a much greater surprise to Scrooge to recognise it as his own nephew's, and to find himself in a bright, dry, gleaming room, with the Spirit standing smiling by his side, and looking at that same nephew with approving affability!
It was a huge shock to Scrooge, while he was listening to the howling wind and pondering how serious it was to navigate through the empty darkness over an unknown void, whose depths were as mysterious as death: it was a much bigger shock to Scrooge, while caught up in these thoughts, to hear a loud laugh. It was an even bigger surprise for Scrooge to realize it was his own nephew's laugh and to find himself in a bright, dry, shiny room, with the Spirit standing there smiling beside him, looking at that same nephew with friendly approval!
"Ha, ha!" laughed Scrooge's nephew. "Ha, ha, ha!"
"Ha, ha!" laughed Scrooge's nephew. "Ha, ha, ha!"
If you should happen, by any unlikely chance, to know a man more blessed in a laugh than Scrooge's nephew, all I can say is, I should like to know him too. Introduce him to me, and I'll cultivate his acquaintance.[68]
If, by some unlikely chance, you know a guy who's got a better laugh than Scrooge's nephew, all I can say is, I want to meet him too. Bring him to me, and I'll gladly get to know him.[68]
It is a fair, even-handed, noble adjustment of things, that, while there is infection in disease and sorrow, there is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good-humour. When Scrooge's nephew laughed in this way, holding his sides, rolling his head, and twisting his face into the most extravagant contortions, Scrooge's niece, by marriage, laughed as heartily as he. And their assembled friends, being not a bit behindhand, roared out lustily.
It’s a fair, balanced, and noble way of things that, while there is sickness in pain and sadness, nothing in the world is as irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor. When Scrooge's nephew laughed like this, holding his sides, rolling his head, and twisting his face into the wildest shapes, Scrooge's niece by marriage laughed just as heartily. And their gathered friends, not wanting to be outdone, joined in with loud roars of laughter.
"Ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha!"
"LOL! Haha!"
"He said that Christmas was a humbug, as I live!" cried Scrooge's nephew. "He believed it, too!"
"He said that Christmas was a scam, I swear!" exclaimed Scrooge's nephew. "He really believed that!"
"More shame for him, Fred!" said Scrooge's niece indignantly. Bless those women! they never do anything by halves. They are always in earnest.
"More shame on him, Fred!" Scrooge's niece said indignantly. Bless those women! They never do anything halfway. They're always serious about it.
She was very pretty; exceedingly pretty. With a dimpled, surprised-looking, capital face; a ripe little mouth, that seemed made to be kissed—as no doubt it was; all kinds of good little dots about her chin, that melted into one another when she laughed; and the sunniest pair of eyes you ever saw in any little creature's head. Altogether she was what you would have called provoking, you know; but satisfactory, too. Oh, perfectly satisfactory!
She was really pretty; extremely pretty. With a dimpled, surprised-looking, lovely face; a cute little mouth that seemed made for kissing—as it probably was; all sorts of sweet little spots on her chin that blended together when she laughed; and the sunniest pair of eyes you’d ever seen in any little creature's head. Overall, she was what you’d describe as charming, you know; but satisfying, too. Oh, absolutely satisfying!
"He's a comical old fellow," said Scrooge's nephew, "that's the truth; and not so pleasant as he might be. However, his offences carry their own punishment, and I have nothing to say against him."
"He's a funny old guy," said Scrooge's nephew, "that's for sure; and not as nice as he could be. But his actions have their own consequences, and I have nothing bad to say about him."
"I'm sure he is very rich, Fred," hinted Scrooge's niece. "At least, you always tell me so."
"I'm sure he's really wealthy, Fred," hinted Scrooge's niece. "At least, that’s what you always tell me."
"What of that, my dear?" said Scrooge's nephew. "His wealth is of no use to him. He don't do any good with it. He don't make himself comfortable with it. He hasn't the satisfaction of thinking—ha, ha, ha!—that he is ever going to benefit Us with it."
"What about that, my dear?" said Scrooge's nephew. "His wealth is useless to him. He doesn't do any good with it. He doesn’t enjoy it. He doesn’t get the satisfaction of thinking—ha, ha, ha!—that he’s ever going to help us with it."
"I have no patience with him," observed Scrooge's niece.[69] Scrooge's niece's sisters, and all the other ladies, expressed the same opinion.
"I have no patience with him," Scrooge's niece remarked.[69] Scrooge's niece's sisters and all the other ladies agreed.
"Oh, I have!" said Scrooge's nephew. "I am sorry for him; I couldn't be angry with him if I tried. Who suffers by his ill whims? Himself always. Here he takes it into his head to dislike us, and he won't come and dine with us. What's the consequence? He don't lose much of a dinner."
"Oh, I have!" said Scrooge's nephew. "I feel bad for him; I couldn't stay mad at him even if I wanted to. Who really suffers from his bad moods? Only himself. He decides to dislike us and won't join us for dinner. What's the result? He doesn't miss out on much of a meal."
"Indeed, I think he loses a very good dinner," interrupted Scrooge's niece. Everybody else said the same, and they must be allowed to have been competent judges, because they had just had dinner; and, with the dessert upon the table, were clustered round the fire, by lamp-light.
"Definitely, I think he's missing out on a really great dinner," interrupted Scrooge's niece. Everyone else agreed, and they can be considered reliable judges since they had just finished dinner; with dessert still on the table, they were gathered around the fire, lit by lamp-light.
"Well! I am very glad to hear it," said Scrooge's nephew, "because I haven't any great faith in these young housekeepers. What do you say, Topper?"
"Well! I'm really glad to hear that," said Scrooge's nephew, "because I don't have much faith in these young housekeepers. What do you think, Topper?"
Topper had clearly got his eye upon one of Scrooge's niece's sisters, for he answered that a bachelor was a wretched outcast, who had no right to express an opinion on the subject. Whereat Scrooge's niece's sister—the plump one with the lace tucker, not the one with the roses—blushed.
Topper was clearly interested in one of Scrooge's niece's sisters, because he said that a bachelor was a miserable outcast who had no right to voice an opinion on the matter. At this, Scrooge's niece's sister—the plump one with the lace tucker, not the one with the roses—turned red.
"Do go on, Fred," said Scrooge's niece, clapping her hands. "He never finishes what he begins to say! He is such a ridiculous fellow!"
"Go ahead, Fred," said Scrooge's niece, clapping her hands. "He never finishes what he starts to say! He's such a silly guy!"
Scrooge's nephew revelled in another laugh, and, as it was impossible to keep the infection off, though the plump sister tried hard to do it with aromatic vinegar, his example was unanimously followed.
Scrooge's nephew enjoyed another laugh, and since it was impossible to avoid catching the mood, even though the chubby sister tried hard to stop it with aromatic vinegar, everyone else quickly joined in.
"I was only going to say," said Scrooge's nephew, "that the consequence of his taking a dislike to us, and not making merry with us, is, as I think, that he loses some pleasant moments, which could do him no harm. I am sure he loses pleasanter companions than he can find in his own thoughts, either in his mouldy old office or his dusty chambers. I mean to give him the same chance every year, whether he likes it or not, for I pity[70] him. He may rail at Christmas till he dies, but he can't help thinking better of it—I defy him—if he finds me going there in good temper, year after year, and saying, 'Uncle Scrooge, how are you?' If it only puts him in the vein to leave his poor clerk fifty pounds, that's something; and I think I shook him yesterday."
"I just wanted to say," said Scrooge's nephew, "that because he refuses to like us and won't join in the fun, he misses out on some enjoyable moments that wouldn't hurt him at all. I’m sure he’s missing out on better company than he can find in his own mind, whether he's stuck in his musty old office or his dusty rooms. I plan to give him this same opportunity every year, whether he wants it or not, because I feel sorry for him. He can complain about Christmas until the day he dies, but I dare him to think better of it—especially when he sees me coming over in a good mood year after year and saying, ‘Uncle Scrooge, how are you?’ If it just encourages him to leave his poor clerk fifty pounds, that's something; and I think I made a little progress yesterday."
It was their turn to laugh, now, at the notion of his shaking Scrooge. But, being thoroughly good-natured, and not much caring what they laughed at, so that they laughed at any rate, he encouraged them in their merriment, and passed the bottle, joyously.
It was their turn to laugh now at the idea of him shaking Scrooge. But since they were genuinely good-natured and didn’t really care what they laughed at, as long as they were laughing, he joined in their fun and happily passed the bottle around.
After tea they had some music. For they were a musical family, and knew what they were about when they sung a Glee or Catch, I can assure you: especially Topper, who could growl away in the bass like a good one, and never swell the large veins in his forehead, or get red in the face over it. Scrooge's niece played well upon the harp; and played, among other tunes, a simple little air (a mere nothing: you might learn to whistle it in two minutes), which had been familiar to the child who fetched Scrooge from the boarding-school, as he had been reminded by the Ghost of Christmas Past. When this strain of music sounded, all the things that Ghost had shown him came upon his mind; he softened more and more; and thought that if he could have listened to it often, years ago, he might have cultivated the kindnesses of life for his own happiness with his own hands, without resorting to the sexton's spade that buried Jacob Marley.
After tea, they enjoyed some music. They were a musical family and knew how to sing a Glee or Catch well, believe me: especially Topper, who could sing bass like a champ, and never got vein-popping red in the face or anything. Scrooge's niece played the harp beautifully; among other songs, she played a simple little tune (so easy you could learn to whistle it in two minutes) that the child who picked up Scrooge from boarding school used to know, as he had been reminded by the Ghost of Christmas Past. When that music played, all the things the Ghost had shown him flooded his mind; he began to soften more and more, thinking that if he had listened to it often back then, he might have nurtured the kindnesses of life for his own happiness instead of needing the sexton’s spade that buried Jacob Marley.
But they didn't devote the whole evening to music. After awhile they played at forfeits; for it is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas, when its mighty Founder was a child himself. Stop! There was first a game at blindman's buff. Of course there was. And I no more believe Topper was really blind than I believe he had eyes in his boots. My opinion is, that it was a done thing between him[71] and Scrooge's nephew; and that the Ghost of Christmas Present knew it. The way he went after that plump sister in the lace tucker was an outrage on the credulity of human nature. Knocking down the fire-irons, tumbling over the chairs, bumping up against the piano, smothering himself amongst the curtains, wherever she went, there went he! He always knew where the plump sister was. He wouldn't catch anybody else. If you had fallen up against him (as some of them did) on purpose, he would have made a feint of endeavouring to seize you, which would have been an affront to your understanding, and would instantly have sidled off in the direction of the plump sister. She often cried out that it wasn't fair; and it really was not. But when, at last, he caught her; when, in spite of all her silken rustlings, and her rapid flutterings past him, he got her into a corner whence there was no escape, then his conduct was the most execrable. For his pretending not to know her; his pretending that it was necessary to touch her head-dress, and further to assure himself of her identity by pressing a certain ring upon her finger, and a certain chain about her neck, was vile, monstrous! No doubt she told him her opinion of it when, another blind man being in office, they were so very confidential together behind the curtains.
But they didn’t spend the whole evening just playing music. After a while, they played forfeit games because it’s good to be kids sometimes, especially at Christmas when its great Founder was a child himself. Anyway, they started with a game of blindman’s buff. Of course they did. And I don’t believe Topper was really blind any more than I believe he had eyes in his boots. I think it was all a setup between him and Scrooge’s nephew; the Ghost of Christmas Present knew it too. The way he chased that plump sister in the lace tucker was a real slap in the face to everyone’s common sense. He knocked over the fire tools, tripped over chairs, bumped into the piano, and got himself tangled in the curtains—he went wherever she went! He always knew where the plump sister was. He wouldn’t catch anyone else. If you bumped into him (as some did) on purpose, he’d act like he was trying to catch you, which was an insult to your intelligence, and then he’d immediately sidle off toward the plump sister. She often shouted that it wasn’t fair; and it really wasn’t. But when he finally did catch her; when, despite all her rustling silks and quick moves past him, he cornered her with no way to escape, his behavior was absolutely atrocious. His pretending not to know her; his claiming he needed to touch her head-dress and further confirm her identity by pressing a certain ring on her finger and a certain chain around her neck, was just vile, monstrous! No doubt she let him know how she felt about it later when another blind man took over and they got a bit too cozy behind the curtains.
Scrooge's niece was not one of the blindman's buff party, but was made comfortable with a large chair and a footstool, in a snug corner where the Ghost and Scrooge were close behind her. But she joined in the forfeits, and loved her love to admiration with all the letters of the alphabet. Likewise at the game of How, When, and Where, she was very great, and, to the secret joy of Scrooge's nephew, beat her sisters hollow: though they were sharp girls too, as Topper could have told you. There might have been twenty people there, young and old, but they all played, and so did Scrooge; for, wholly forgetting, in the interest he had in what was going on, that his voice made no sound in their ears, he sometimes came out with his guess[72] quite loud, and very often guessed right, too, for the sharpest needle, best Whitechapel, warranted not to cut in the eye, was not sharper than Scrooge; blunt as he took it in his head to be.
Scrooge's niece wasn't part of the blindman's buff game, but she was comfy in a big chair with a footstool in a cozy corner, where the Ghost and Scrooge were right behind her. Still, she participated in the forfeits and showed her love for her crush using all the letters of the alphabet. Also, in the game of How, When, and Where, she excelled, and to the hidden delight of Scrooge's nephew, completely outperformed her sisters, who were also clever girls, as Topper would have told you. There could have been twenty people there, both young and old, and they all played, including Scrooge; for, completely caught up in the fun around him and forgetting that his voice made no sound to them, he sometimes shouted out his guesses quite loudly, and very often guessed correctly, too, since the sharpest needle, the best Whitechapel, guaranteed not to poke the eye, wasn't sharper than Scrooge, no matter how dull he thought he was.
The Ghost was greatly pleased to find him in this mood, and looked upon him with such favour, that he begged like a boy to be allowed to stay until the guests departed. But this the Spirit said could not be done.
The Ghost was really happy to see him in this mood and looked at him so kindly that he begged like a kid to be allowed to stay until the guests left. But the Spirit said that couldn’t happen.
"Here is a new game," said Scrooge. "One half-hour, Spirit, only one!"
"Here’s a new game," said Scrooge. "Just half an hour, Spirit, only half an hour!"
It was a game called Yes and No, where Scrooge's nephew had to think of something, and the rest must find out what; he only answering to their questions yes or no, as the case was. The brisk fire of questioning to which he was exposed elicited from him that he was thinking of an animal, a live animal, rather a disagreeable animal, a savage animal, an animal that growled and grunted sometimes, and talked sometimes, and lived in London, and walked about the streets, and wasn't made a show of, and wasn't led by anybody, and didn't live in a menagerie, and was never killed in a market, and was not a horse, or an ass, or a cow, or a bull, or a tiger, or a dog, or a pig, or a cat, or a bear. At every fresh question that was put to him, this nephew burst into a fresh roar of laughter; and was so inexpressibly tickled, that he was obliged to get up off the sofa, and stamp. At last the plump sister, falling into a similar state, cried out:
It was a game called Yes and No, where Scrooge’s nephew had to think of something, and everyone else had to figure out what it was; he could only respond to their questions with yes or no, depending on the situation. The rapid-fire questioning he faced revealed that he was thinking of an animal, a live one, rather unpleasant, a wild animal that growled and grunted sometimes, and talked at other times, that lived in London, roamed the streets, wasn't on display, wasn't led by anyone, didn’t live in a zoo, was never slaughtered in a market, and was not a horse, or a donkey, or a cow, or a bull, or a tiger, or a dog, or a pig, or a cat, or a bear. With every new question, the nephew burst into more laughter and was so impossibly amused that he had to get up from the sofa and stomp his feet. Finally, the plump sister, getting just as worked up, shouted:
"I have found it out! I know what it is, Fred! I know what it is!"
"I figured it out! I know what it is, Fred! I know what it is!"
"What is it?" cried Fred.
"What is it?" shouted Fred.
"It's your uncle Scro-o-o-o-oge!"
"It's your uncle Scrooge!"
Which it certainly was. Admiration was the universal sentiment, though some objected that the reply to "Is it a bear?" ought to have been "Yes": inasmuch as an answer in the negative was sufficient to have diverted their thoughts from Mr. Scrooge, supposing they had ever had any tendency that way.[73]
Which it definitely was. Everyone admired it, though some argued that the response to "Is it a bear?" should have been "Yes," since a negative answer was enough to shift their thoughts away from Mr. Scrooge, assuming they ever had any inclination in that direction.[73]
"He has given us plenty of merriment, I am sure," said Fred, "and it would be ungrateful not to drink his health. Here is a glass of mulled wine ready to our hand at the moment; and I say, 'Uncle Scrooge!'"
"He has brought us a lot of joy, I’m sure," said Fred, "and it would be ungrateful not to raise a toast to him. We have a glass of mulled wine ready right now; so I say, 'Uncle Scrooge!'"
"Well! Uncle Scrooge!" they cried.
"Wow! Uncle Scrooge!" they exclaimed.
"A merry Christmas and a happy New Year to the old man, whatever he is!" said Scrooge's nephew. "He wouldn't take it from me, but may he have it nevertheless. Uncle Scrooge!"
"A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to the old man, whatever he is!" said Scrooge's nephew. "He wouldn't take it from me, but I hope he has it anyway. Uncle Scrooge!"
Uncle Scrooge had imperceptibly become so gay and light of heart, that he would have pledged the unconscious company in return, and thanked them in an inaudible speech, if the Ghost had given him time. But the whole scene passed off in the breath of the last word spoken by his nephew; and he and the Spirit were again upon their travels.
Uncle Scrooge had slowly become so happy and lighthearted that he would have toasted to the unaware crowd in gratitude and thanked them in a quiet speech if the Ghost had given him a moment. But the entire scene wrapped up with the last word spoken by his nephew, and he and the Spirit were on their way again.
Much they saw, and far they went, and many homes they visited, but always with a happy end. The Spirit stood beside sick-beds, and they were cheerful; on foreign lands, and they were close at home; by struggling men, and they were patient in their greater hope; by poverty, and it was rich. In almshouse, hospital, and gaol, in misery's every refuge, where vain man in his little brief authority had not made fast the door, and barred the Spirit out, he left his blessing, and taught Scrooge his precepts.
They saw a lot, traveled far, and visited many homes, but it always ended happily. The Spirit stood by sickbeds, and people felt cheerful; in foreign lands, they felt at home; beside struggling individuals, they showed patience in their larger hopes; in poverty, they found richness. In almshouses, hospitals, and jails, in every refuge of misery, where vain man in his brief authority hadn't locked the door and shut the Spirit out, he left his blessing and taught Scrooge his lessons.
It was a long night, if it were only a night; but Scrooge had his doubts of this, because the Christmas holidays appeared to be condensed into the space of time they passed together. It was strange, too, that, while Scrooge remained unaltered in his outward form, the Ghost grew older, clearly older. Scrooge had observed this change, but never spoke of it, until they left a children's Twelfth-Night party, when, looking at the Spirit as they stood together in an open place, he noticed that its hair was grey.
It was a long night, if you could even call it that; but Scrooge had his doubts because the Christmas holidays seemed to be crammed into the time they spent together. It was also strange that, while Scrooge looked the same on the outside, the Ghost appeared to be getting older, definitely older. Scrooge noticed this change but never mentioned it, until they left a children's Twelfth Night party. As they stood together in an open space, he saw that the Spirit's hair was grey.
"Are spirits' lives so short?" asked Scrooge.[74]
"Are spirits' lives really that short?" asked Scrooge.[74]
"My life upon this globe is very brief," replied the Ghost. "It ends to-night."
"My life on this planet is really short," the Ghost replied. "It's ending tonight."
"To-night!" cried Scrooge.
"Tonight!" cried Scrooge.
"To-night at midnight. Hark! The time is drawing near."
"Tonight at midnight. Listen! The time is getting close."
The chimes were ringing the three-quarters past eleven at that moment.
The chimes were ringing a quarter to twelve at that moment.
"Forgive me if I am not justified in what I ask," said Scrooge, looking intently at the Spirit's robe, "but I see something strange, and not belonging to yourself, protruding from your skirts. Is it a foot or a claw?"
"Forgive me if I'm out of line for asking this," said Scrooge, staring closely at the Spirit's robe, "but I notice something unusual, and not part of you, sticking out from your skirts. Is it a foot or a claw?"
"It might be a claw, for the flesh there is upon it," was the Spirit's sorrowful reply. "Look here."
"It could be a claw, because there’s flesh on it," the Spirit replied sadly. "Look here."
From the foldings of its robe it brought two children; wretched, abject, frightful, hideous, miserable. They knelt down at its feet, and clung upon the outside of its garment.
From the folds of its robe, it brought two children; unfortunate, pitiful, terrifying, repulsive, and distressed. They knelt at its feet and clung to the edge of its garment.
"Oh, Man! look here! Look, look, down here!" exclaimed the Ghost.
"Oh, man! Check this out! Look, look, down here!" exclaimed the Ghost.
They were a boy and girl. Yellow, meagre, ragged, scowling, wolfish; but prostrate, too, in their humility. Where graceful youth should have filled their features out, and touched them with its freshest tints, a stale and shrivelled hand, like that of age, had pinched, and twisted them, and pulled them into shreds. Where angels might have sat enthroned, devils lurked, and glared out menacing. No change, no degradation, no perversion of humanity, in any grade, through all the mysteries of wonderful creation, has monsters half so horrible and dread.
They were a boy and a girl. Thin, worn, ragged, and scowling, almost like wolves; but also lying down in their humility. Where youthful grace should have filled out their features and brought them fresh colors, a stale, shriveled hand, like that of age, had pinched and twisted them, tearing them apart. Where angels might have sat in glory, devils lurked, glaring menacingly. No change, degradation, or distortion of humanity at any level, through all the mysteries of amazing creation, has produced monsters as horrifying and dreadful.
Scrooge started back, appalled. Having them shown to him in this way, he tried to say they were fine children, but the words choked themselves, rather than be parties to a lie of such enormous magnitude.
Scrooge flinched, shocked. Seeing them presented to him like that, he attempted to say they were good kids, but the words stuck in his throat, refusing to be part of such a huge lie.
"Spirit! are they yours?" Scrooge could say no more.
"Spirit! Are they yours?" Scrooge couldn't say anything else.
"They are Man's," said the Spirit, looking down upon them. "And they cling to me, appealing from their fathers. This boy is Ignorance. This girl is Want. Beware of them both, and[75] all of their degree, but most of all beware this boy, for on his brow I see that written which is Doom, unless the writing be erased. Deny it!" cried the Spirit, stretching out its hand towards the city. "Slander those who tell it ye! Admit it for your factious purposes, and make it worse! And bide the end!"
"They belong to humanity," said the Spirit, looking down at them. "And they cling to me, pleading from their fathers. This boy is Ignorance. This girl is Want. Watch out for both of them, and[75] everyone like them, but especially beware of this boy, for on his forehead I see something written that spells Doom, unless that writing is erased. Deny it!" the Spirit cried, reaching out its hand toward the city. "Discredit those who tell you this! Use it for your selfish purposes, and make it even worse! And wait for the end!"
"Have they no refuge or resource?" cried Scrooge.
"Do they have no place to go or help?" cried Scrooge.
"Are there no prisons?" said the Spirit, turning on him for the last time with his own words. "Are there no workhouses?"
"Are there no prisons?" the Spirit asked, turning to him one last time with his own words. "Are there no workhouses?"
The bell struck Twelve.
The bell struck twelve.
Scrooge looked about him for the Ghost, and saw it not. As the last stroke ceased to vibrate, he remembered the prediction of old Jacob Marley, and, lifting up his eyes, beheld a solemn Phantom, draped and hooded, coming like a mist along the ground towards him.[76]
Scrooge searched for the Ghost but couldn't find it. As the final chime faded away, he recalled Jacob Marley's warning, and when he looked up, he saw a serious Phantom, wrapped and hooded, moving like a fog along the ground toward him.[76]
STAVE FOUR
THE LAST OF THE SPIRITS
The Phantom slowly, gravely, silently approached. When it came near him, Scrooge bent down upon his knee; for in the very air through which this Spirit moved it seemed to scatter gloom and mystery.
The Phantom slowly, seriously, and quietly approached. When it got close to him, Scrooge fell to his knee; for in the very air that this Spirit moved through, it felt like it spread darkness and mystery.
It was shrouded in a deep black garment, which concealed its head, its face, its form, and left nothing of it visible, save one outstretched hand. But for this, it would have been difficult to detach its figure from the night, and separate it from the darkness by which it was surrounded.
It was wrapped in a deep black cloak that hid its head, face, and shape, leaving only one outstretched hand visible. Without that hand, it would have been hard to distinguish its figure from the night or separate it from the darkness around it.
He felt that it was tall and stately when it came beside him, and that its mysterious presence filled him with a solemn dread. He knew no more, for the Spirit neither spoke nor moved.
He felt that it was tall and impressive when it stood next to him, and its mysterious presence filled him with a serious sense of fear. He didn’t know anything else, because the Spirit neither spoke nor moved.
"I am in the presence of the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come?" said Scrooge.
"I’m in the presence of the Ghost of Christmas Future?" said Scrooge.
The Spirit answered not, but pointed onward with its hand.
The Spirit didn't answer, but pointed ahead with its hand.
"You are about to show me shadows of the things that have not happened, but will happen in the time before us," Scrooge pursued. "Is that so, Spirit?"
"You’re going to show me shadows of things that haven’t happened yet, but will in the time ahead of us," Scrooge continued. "Is that right, Spirit?"
The upper portion of the garment was contracted for an instant in its folds, as if the Spirit had inclined its head. That was the only answer he received.
The upper part of the garment seemed to tighten momentarily in its folds, as if the Spirit had bowed its head. That was the only response he got.
Although well used to ghostly company by this time, Scrooge feared the silent shape so much that his legs trembled beneath him, and he found that he could hardly stand when he prepared to follow it. The Spirit paused a moment, as observing his condition, and giving him time to recover.[77]
Although he was pretty used to ghostly company by now, Scrooge was so scared of the silent figure that his legs shook beneath him, and he struggled to stay upright as he got ready to follow it. The Spirit paused for a moment, seemingly aware of his state, giving him a chance to gather himself.[77]
But Scrooge was all the worse for this. It thrilled him with a vague uncertain horror to know that, behind the dusky shroud, there were ghostly eyes intently fixed upon him, while he, though he stretched his own to the utmost, could see nothing but a spectral hand and one great heap of black.
But Scrooge was all the worse for this. It filled him with a vague, unsettling fear to know that, behind the dark shroud, there were ghostly eyes intensely focused on him, while he, despite straining his own vision as much as he could, could see nothing but a spectral hand and a huge mass of darkness.
"Ghost of the Future!" he exclaimed, "I fear you more than any spectre I have seen. But, as I know your purpose is to do me good, and as I hope to live to be another man from what I was, I am prepared to bear you company, and do it with a thankful heart. Will you not speak to me?"
"Ghost of the Future!" he said, "I'm more afraid of you than any ghost I've ever seen. But since I know your purpose is to help me, and I hope to become a better person than I was, I'm ready to be with you and do it with gratitude. Will you not talk to me?"
It gave him no reply. The hand was pointed straight before them.
It didn’t respond. The hand was pointing straight ahead.
"Lead on!" said Scrooge. "Lead on! The night is waning fast, and it is precious time to me, I know. Lead on, Spirit!"
"Go ahead!" said Scrooge. "Go ahead! The night is passing quickly, and I have little time to waste, I realize. Go on, Spirit!"
The phantom moved away as it had come towards him. Scrooge followed in the shadow of its dress, which bore him up, he thought, and carried him along.
The ghost drifted away just like it had approached him. Scrooge trailed in the shadow of its robe, which he felt was lifting him up and carrying him along.
They scarcely seemed to enter the City; for the City rather seemed to spring up about them, and encompass them of its own act. But there they were in the heart of it; on 'Change, amongst the merchants; who hurried up and down, and chinked the money in their pockets, and conversed in groups, and looked at their watches, and trifled thoughtfully with their great gold seals; and so forth, as Scrooge had seen them often.
They barely seemed to enter the City; it felt more like the City emerged around them and surrounded them on its own. But there they were, right in the middle of it; on 'Change, surrounded by merchants who rushed back and forth, jingled money in their pockets, chatted in groups, glanced at their watches, and absentmindedly fidgeted with their big gold seals, just like Scrooge had often seen before.
The Spirit stopped beside one little knot of business men. Observing that the hand was pointed to them, Scrooge advanced to listen to their talk.
The Spirit stopped next to a small group of businessmen. Noticing that the hand was directed at them, Scrooge stepped forward to listen to their conversation.
"No," said a great fat man with a monstrous chin, "I don't know much about it either way. I only know he's dead."
"No," said a really heavy man with a huge chin, "I don't know much about it either way. All I know is that he's dead."
"When did he die?" inquired another.
"When did he die?" asked another.
"Last night, I believe."
"Last night, I think."
"Why, what was the matter with him?" asked a third, taking a vast quantity of snuff out of a very large snuff-box. "I thought he'd never die."[78]
"What's wrong with him?" asked a third person, taking a huge amount of snuff from a really big snuff box. "I thought he would never die."[78]
"God knows," said the first with a yawn.
"God knows," said the first one with a yawn.
"What has he done with his money?" asked a red-faced gentleman with a pendulous excrescence on the end of his nose, that shook like the gills of a turkey-cock.
"What has he done with his money?" asked a red-faced man with a droopy growth on the end of his nose, that shook like a turkey's wattle.
"I haven't heard," said the man with the large chin, yawning again. "Left it to his company, perhaps. He hasn't left it to me. That's all I know."
"I haven't heard," said the man with the big chin, yawning again. "Maybe he left it to his company. He hasn't left it to me. That's everything I know."
This pleasantry was received with a general laugh.
This friendly remark was met with a collective laugh.
"It's likely to be a very cheap funeral," said the same speaker; "for, upon my life, I don't know of anybody to go to it. Suppose we make up a party, and volunteer?"
"It's probably going to be a really inexpensive funeral," said the same person; "because honestly, I can't think of anyone who would be there. What if we put together a group and just show up?"
"I don't mind going if a lunch is provided," observed the gentleman with the excrescence on his nose. "But I must be fed if I make one."
"I don't mind going if there's lunch," said the guy with the growth on his nose. "But I need to be fed if I'm going to make the trip."
Another laugh.
Another chuckle.
"Well, I am the most disinterested among you, after all," said the first speaker, "for I never wear black gloves, and I never eat lunch. But I'll offer to go if anybody else will. When I come to think of it, I'm not at all sure that I wasn't his most particular friend; for we used to stop and speak whenever we met. Bye, bye!"
"Well, I'm the least interested here, after all," said the first speaker, "since I never wear black gloves, and I never eat lunch. But I'm willing to go if anyone else will. Now that I think about it, I'm not really sure that I wasn't his closest friend; we used to stop and chat whenever we ran into each other. Bye, bye!"
Speakers and listeners strolled away, and mixed with other groups. Scrooge knew the men, and looked towards the Spirit for an explanation.
Speakers and listeners wandered off and blended with other groups. Scrooge recognized the men and glanced at the Spirit for an explanation.
The Phantom glided on into a street. Its finger pointed to two persons meeting. Scrooge listened again, thinking that the explanation might lie here.
The Phantom moved silently onto a street. Its finger pointed at two people who were meeting. Scrooge listened once more, believing that the answer might be found here.
He knew these men, also, perfectly. They were men of business: very wealthy, and of great importance. He had made a point always of standing well in their esteem: in a business point of view, that is; strictly in a business point of view.
He knew these men very well too. They were businessmen: very rich and highly influential. He had always made it a point to maintain a good reputation with them, strictly from a business perspective.
"How are you?" said one.
"How's it going?" said one.
"Well!" said the first. "Old Scratch has got his own at last, hey?"
"Well!" said the first. "Old Scratch finally got his own, huh?"
"So I am told," returned the second. "Cold, isn't it?"
"That's what I've heard," replied the second. "It's pretty cold, right?"
"Seasonable for Christmas-time. You are not a skater, I suppose?"
"Just right for Christmas time. I take it you're not a skater?"
"No. No. Something else to think of. Good morning!"
"No. No. Something else to consider. Good morning!"
Not another word. That was their meeting, their conversation, and their parting.
Not another word. That was their meeting, their conversation, and their goodbye.
Scrooge was at first inclined to be surprised that the Spirit should attach importance to conversations apparently so trivial; but, feeling assured that they must have some hidden purpose, he set himself to consider what it was likely to be. They could scarcely be supposed to have any bearing on the death of Jacob, his old partner, for that was Past, and this Ghost's province was the Future. Nor could he think of any one immediately connected with himself, to whom he could apply them. But nothing doubting that, to whomsoever they applied, they had some latent moral for his own improvement, he resolved to treasure up every word he heard, and everything he saw; and especially to observe the shadow of himself when it appeared. For he had an expectation that the conduct of his future self would give him the clue he missed, and would render the solution of these riddles easy.
Scrooge was initially surprised that the Spirit found meaning in conversations that seemed so trivial. However, convinced there must be a hidden purpose behind them, he began to think about what it could be. They couldn’t possibly relate to the death of Jacob, his old partner, since that was in the past, and this Ghost’s focus was on the future. He also couldn't think of anyone directly connected to him to whom these conversations might apply. But believing that, regardless of who they were about, they held some deeper lesson for his own growth, he decided to remember every word he heard and everything he saw, especially being aware of his own shadow when it appeared. He expected that the actions of his future self would provide the insight he needed and would make the answers to these puzzles clear.
He looked about in that very place for his own image, but another man stood in his accustomed corner, and, though the clock pointed to his usual time of day for being there, he saw no likeness of himself among the multitudes that poured in through the Porch. It gave him little surprise, however; for he had been revolving in his mind a change of life, and thought and hoped he saw his new-born resolutions carried out in this.
He looked around that very spot for his own reflection, but another man was in his usual corner, and even though the clock indicated it was the time he typically spent there, he didn’t see anyone resembling himself among the crowds that flowed in through the entrance. This didn't surprise him much, though; he had been contemplating a change in his life and thought he could see his new resolutions reflected in this situation.
Quiet and dark, beside him stood the Phantom, with its outstretched hand. When he roused himself from his thoughtful quest, he fancied, from the turn of the hand, and its situa[80]tion in reference to himself, that the Unseen Eyes were looking at him keenly. It made him shudder, and feel very cold.
Quiet and dark, the Phantom stood next to him, hand outstretched. When he pulled himself from his deep thoughts, he thought that, based on the position of the hand and its relation to him, the Unseen Eyes were staring at him intently. It made him shudder and feel very cold.
They left the busy scene, and went into an obscure part of the town, where Scrooge had never penetrated before, although he recognised its situation and its bad repute. The ways were foul and narrow; the shops and houses wretched; the people half naked, drunken, slipshod, ugly. Alleys and archways, like so many cesspools, disgorged their offences of smell, and dirt, and life upon the straggling streets; and the whole quarter reeked with crime, with filth and misery.
They left the busy scene and entered a hidden part of the town, where Scrooge had never been before, though he knew its location and bad reputation. The paths were dirty and narrow; the shops and houses were in terrible shape; the people were half-dressed, drunk, careless, and unattractive. Alleys and archways, like so many sewer drains, released their foul smells, dirt, and grim reality onto the rambling streets; and the entire area was saturated with crime, filth, and suffering.
Far in this den of infamous resort, there was a low-browed, beetling shop, below a pent-house roof, where iron, old rags, bottles, bones, and greasy offal were bought. Upon the floor within were piled up heaps of rusty keys, nails, chains, hinges, files, scales, weights, and refuse iron of all kinds. Secrets that few would like to scrutinise were bred and hidden in mountains of unseemly rags, masses of corrupted fat, and sepulchres of bones. Sitting in among the wares he dealt in, by a charcoal stove made of old bricks, was a grey-haired rascal, nearly seventy years of age, who had screened himself from the cold air without by a frouzy curtaining of miscellaneous tatters hung upon a line, and smoked his pipe in all the luxury of calm retirement.
Deep in this notorious place, there was a shabby shop under a sloped roof where they bought iron, old rags, bottles, bones, and greasy scraps. Inside, the floor was covered with piles of rusty keys, nails, chains, hinges, files, scales, weights, and all sorts of scrap metal. Secrets that few would want to examine were hidden away in heaps of unsightly rags, clumps of rotten fat, and graves of bones. Sitting among the items he sold, by a charcoal stove made from old bricks, was a grey-haired trickster, nearly seventy years old, who had shielded himself from the cold outside with a scruffy curtain of mismatched rags hung on a line, enjoying a pipe in the comfort of his calm retreat.
Scrooge and the Phantom came into the presence of this man, just as a woman with a heavy bundle slunk into the shop. But she had scarcely entered, when another woman, similarly laden, came in too, and she was closely followed by a man in faded black, who was no less startled by the sight of them than they had been upon the recognition of each other. After a short period of blank astonishment, in which the old man with the pipe had joined them, they all three burst into a laugh.
Scrooge and the Ghost found themselves in front of this man right as a woman with a heavy bag slipped into the shop. But she had barely stepped inside when another woman, also carrying a load, came in as well, closely followed by a man in worn black, who was just as shocked to see them as they were to recognize one another. After a brief moment of stunned silence, which the old man with the pipe also took part in, they all three broke into laughter.
"Let the charwoman alone to be the first!" cried she who had entered first. "Let the laundress alone to be the second; and let the undertaker's man alone to be the third. Look here,[81] old Joe, here's a chance! If we haven't all three met here without meaning it!"
"Let the cleaning lady go first!" shouted the woman who had come in first. "Let the laundry lady go second; and let the funeral director's assistant go third. Look here, [81] old Joe, what a coincidence! It's like we all ended up here together by accident!"
"You couldn't have met in a better place," said old Joe, removing his pipe from his mouth. "Come into the parlour. You were made free of it long ago, you know; and the other two an't strangers. Stop till I shut the door of the shop. Ah! How it skreeks! There an't such a rusty bit of metal in the place as its own hinges, I believe; and I'm sure there's no such old bones here as mine. Ha! ha! We're all suitable to our calling, we're well matched. Come into the parlour. Come into the parlour."
"You couldn't have picked a better spot to meet," old Joe said, taking his pipe out of his mouth. "Come into the living room. You were given access to it a long time ago, you know; and the other two aren't strangers. Just wait while I close the shop door. Ah! How it squeaks! I don't think there's a rustier piece of metal in the whole place than those hinges, and I'm sure there aren't any older bones around here than mine. Ha! ha! We're all suited to our roles, we're a good match. Come into the living room. Come into the living room."
The parlour was the space behind the screen of rags. The old man raked the fire together with an old stair-rod, and, having trimmed his smoky lamp (for it was night) with the stem of his pipe, put it into his mouth again.
The parlor was the area behind the ragged screen. The old man gathered the firewood together with an old stair rod and, after adjusting his smoky lamp (since it was night) with the stem of his pipe, put it back in his mouth.
While he did this, the woman who had already spoken threw her bundle on the floor, and sat down in a flaunting manner on a stool; crossing her elbows on her knees, and looking with a bold defiance at the other two.
While he was doing this, the woman who had already spoken tossed her bundle on the floor and sat down flamboyantly on a stool; she crossed her elbows on her knees and shot a bold, challenging look at the other two.
"What odds, then? What odds, Mrs. Dilber?" said the woman. "Every person has a right to take care of themselves. He always did!"
"What are the odds, then? What are the odds, Mrs. Dilber?" said the woman. "Everyone has the right to look out for themselves. He always did!"
"That's true, indeed!" said the laundress. "No man more so."
"That's true, for sure!" said the laundress. "No one more than him."
"Why, then, don't stand staring as if you was afraid, woman! Who's the wiser? We're not going to pick holes in each other's coats, I suppose?"
"Why are you just standing there staring like you're scared, woman? Who cares? We're not going to nitpick each other's flaws, I hope?"
"No, indeed!" said Mrs. Dilber and the man together. "We should hope not."
"No way!" said Mrs. Dilber and the man together. "We definitely hope not."
"Very well, then!" cried the woman. "That's enough. Who's the worse for the loss of a few things like these? Not a dead man, I suppose?"
"Alright, then!" shouted the woman. "That's enough. Who's really affected by losing a few things like these? Not a dead man, I guess?"
"No, indeed," said Mrs. Dilber, laughing.
"No way," said Mrs. Dilber, laughing.
"If he wanted to keep 'em after he was dead, a wicked old[82] screw," pursued the woman, "why wasn't he natural in his lifetime? If he had been, he'd have had somebody to look after him when he was struck with Death, instead of lying gasping out his last there, alone by himself."
"If he wanted to keep them after he died, a greedy old screw," the woman continued, "why wasn't he genuine when he was alive? If he had been, he would have had someone to care for him when he faced Death, instead of lying there gasping his last breath, all alone."
"It's the truest word that ever was spoke," said Mrs. Dilber, "It's a judgment on him."
"It's the most honest thing anyone has ever said," Mrs. Dilber remarked, "It's karma for him."
"I wish it was a little heavier judgment," replied the woman; "and it should have been, you may depend upon it, if I could have laid my hands on anything else. Open that bundle, old Joe, and let me know the value of it. Speak out plain. I'm not afraid to be the first, nor afraid for them to see it. We knew pretty well that we were helping ourselves before we met here, I believe. It's no sin. Open the bundle, Joe."
"I wish the judgment was a bit harsher," replied the woman; "and it should have been, trust me, if I could have found anything else. Open that bundle, old Joe, and tell me what it’s worth. Speak clearly. I'm not afraid to be the first, nor am I worried for them to see it. We pretty much knew we were taking what belonged to us before we gathered here, I think. It’s not a crime. Open the bundle, Joe."
But the gallantry of her friends would not allow of this; and the man in faded black, mounting the breach first, produced his plunder. It was not extensive. A seal or two, a pencil-case, a pair of sleeve-buttons, and a brooch of no great value, were all. They were severally examined and appraised by old Joe, who chalked the sums he was disposed to give for each upon the wall, and added them up into a total when he found that there was nothing more to come.
But her friends' bravery wouldn't allow for this; and the man in faded black, climbing over first, showed off his loot. It wasn’t much. A couple of seals, a pencil case, a pair of cufflinks, and a brooch of little worth were all he had. Old Joe examined each item and decided how much he was willing to pay for each one, writing the amounts on the wall, and then summed it all up when he realized there was nothing else to find.
"That's your account," said Joe, "and I wouldn't give another sixpence, if I was to be boiled for not doing it. Who's next?"
"That's your account," Joe said, "and I wouldn't pay another penny, even if it meant I'd be punished for it. Who's next?"
Mrs. Dilber was next. Sheets and towels, a little wearing apparel, two old-fashioned silver tea-spoons, a pair of sugar-tongs, and a few boots. Her account was stated on the wall in the same manner.
Mrs. Dilber was next. Sheets and towels, some clothes, two old-fashioned silver spoons, a pair of sugar tongs, and a few boots. Her account was displayed on the wall in the same way.
"I always give too much to ladies. It's a weakness of mine, and that's the way I ruin myself," said old Joe. "That's your account. If you asked me for another penny, and made it an open question, I'd repent of being so liberal, and knock off half-a-crown."
"I always give too much to women. It's a weakness of mine, and that's how I end up ruining myself," said old Joe. "That's your account. If you asked me for another penny and made it a really open question, I'd regret being so generous and take off half-a-crown."
"And now undo my bundle, Joe," said the first woman.[83]
"And now unpack my bundle, Joe," said the first woman.[83]
Joe went down on his knees for the greater convenience of opening it, and, having unfastened a great many knots, dragged out a large heavy roll of some dark stuff.
Joe got down on his knees for easier access to it, and after untying a bunch of knots, pulled out a large, heavy roll of some dark material.
"What do you call this?" said Joe. "Bed-curtains?"
"What do you call this?" Joe asked. "Bed curtains?"
"Ah!" returned the woman, laughing and leaning forward on her crossed arms. "Bed-curtains!"
"Ah!" the woman replied, laughing and leaning forward on her crossed arms. "Bed curtains!"
"You don't mean to say you took 'em down, rings and all, with him lying there?" said Joe.
"You can't be serious; you actually took off his rings while he was just lying there?" said Joe.
"Yes, I do," replied the woman. "Why not?"
"Yes, I do," the woman replied. "Why not?"
"You were born to make your fortune," said Joe, "and you'll certainly do it."
"You were meant to make your fortune," Joe said, "and you definitely will."
"I certainly shan't hold my hand, when I can get anything in it by reaching it out, for the sake of such a man as He was, I promise you, Joe," returned the woman coolly. "Don't drop that oil upon the blankets, now."
"I definitely won’t keep my hand to myself when I can grab something by reaching out, just for the sake of a guy like him, I promise you, Joe," the woman replied casually. "Don't spill that oil on the blankets, okay?"
"His blankets?" asked Joe.
"His blankets?" Joe asked.
"Whose else's do you think?" replied the woman. "He isn't likely to take cold without 'em, I dare say."
"Whose else do you think?" replied the woman. "He probably won't catch cold without them, I bet."
"I hope he didn't die of anything catching? Eh?" said old Joe, stopping in his work, and looking up.
"I hope he didn't die from anything contagious, right?" said old Joe, pausing in his work and looking up.
"Don't you be afraid of that," returned the woman. "I an't so fond of his company that I'd loiter about him for such things, if he did. Ah! You may look through that shirt till your eyes ache; but you won't find a hole in it, nor a threadbare place. It's the best he had, and a fine one too. They'd have wasted it, if it hadn't been for me."
"Don't be afraid of that," the woman replied. "I don't like his company enough to hang around him for those kinds of things, even if he did. Ah! You can look through that shirt until your eyes hurt; but you won't find a hole in it, or a worn-out spot. It's the best he had, and a nice one too. They would have ruined it if it hadn't been for me."
"What do you call wasting of it?" asked old Joe.
"What do you call wasting it?" asked old Joe.
"Putting it on him to be buried in, to be sure," replied the woman with a laugh. "Somebody was fool enough to do it, but I took it off again. If calico an't good enough for such a purpose, it isn't good enough for anything. It's quite as becoming to the body. He can't look uglier than he did in that one."
"Making him wear it for burial, that's for sure," the woman said with a laugh. "Somebody was silly enough to do that, but I took it off again. If calico isn't good enough for that, then it's not good for anything. It's just as flattering to the body. He couldn't look worse than he did in that one."
Scrooge listened to this dialogue in horror. As they sat[84] grouped about their spoil, in the scanty light afforded by the old man's lamp, he viewed them with a detestation and disgust which could hardly have been greater, though they had been obscene demons, marketing the corpse itself.
Scrooge listened to this conversation in shock. As they sat[84] gathered around their loot, in the dim light from the old man's lamp, he looked at them with a hatred and revulsion that couldn't have been stronger, even if they had been grotesque demons, trading the corpse itself.
"Ha, ha!" laughed the same woman when old Joe, producing a flannel bag with money in it, told out their several gains upon the ground. "This is the end of it, you see! He frightened every one away from him when he was alive, to profit us when he was dead! Ha, ha, ha!"
"Ha, ha!" laughed the same woman when old Joe, pulling out a flannel bag with money in it, counted out their individual shares on the ground. "This is the end of it, you see! He scared everyone away from him when he was alive, only to benefit us when he was dead! Ha, ha, ha!"
"Spirit!" said Scrooge, shuddering from head to foot. "I see, I see. The case of this unhappy man might be my own. My life tends that way now. Merciful Heaven, what is this?"
"Spirit!" Scrooge exclaimed, shuddering from head to toe. "I understand, I understand. The situation of this poor man could easily be mine. My life is headed in that direction now. Merciful Heaven, what is this?"
He recoiled in terror, for the scene had changed, and now he almost touched a bed: a bare, uncurtained bed: on which, beneath a ragged sheet, there lay a something covered up, which, though it was dumb, announced itself in awful language.
He pulled back in fear, because the scene had shifted, and now he was almost next to a bed: a plain, uncurtained bed: on which, beneath a tattered sheet, there lay something hidden, which, although it was silent, expressed itself in a terrifying way.
The room was very dark, too dark to be observed with any accuracy, though Scrooge glanced round it in obedience to a secret impulse, anxious to know what kind of room it was. A pale light, rising in the outer air, fell straight upon the bed: and on it, plundered and bereft, unwatched, unwept, uncared for, was the body of this man.
The room was extremely dark, too dark to see clearly, but Scrooge looked around it out of a hidden urge, eager to find out what kind of room it was. A faint light from outside shone directly onto the bed: and on it, stripped of everything, unnoticed, ungrieved, uncared for, lay the body of this man.
Scrooge glanced towards the Phantom. Its steady hand was pointed to the head. The cover was so carelessly adjusted that the slightest raising of it, the motion of a finger upon Scrooge's part, would have disclosed the face. He thought of it, felt how easy it would be to do, and longed to do it; but had no more power to withdraw the veil than to dismiss the spectre at his side.
Scrooge looked at the Phantom. Its steady hand was pointing to the head. The cover was so poorly arranged that even a slight movement, like a finger from Scrooge, would reveal the face. He thought about it, realized how easy it would be to do, and wanted to do it; but he had no more ability to lift the veil than to send the specter beside him away.
Oh, cold, cold, rigid, dreadful Death, set up thine altar here, and dress it with such terrors as thou hast at thy command: for this is thy dominion! But of the loved, revered, and honoured head thou canst not turn one hair to thy dread purposes, or make one feature odious. It is not that the hand is heavy, and[85] will fall down when released; it is not that the heart and pulse are still; but that the hand WAS open, generous, and true; the heart brave, warm, and tender; and the pulse a man's. Strike, Shadow, strike! And see his good deeds springing from the wound, to sow the world with life immortal!
Oh, cold, cold, stiff, terrifying Death, set up your altar here, and decorate it with whatever horrors you have at your disposal: for this is your domain! But of the loved, respected, and cherished head, you cannot alter a single hair for your dreadful aims, nor make any feature ugly. It's not just that the hand is heavy and will drop when let go; it's not just that the heart and pulse are still; it's that the hand WAS open, generous, and true; the heart brave, warm, and tender; and the pulse a man’s. Strike, Shadow, strike! And watch his good deeds arise from the wound, to spread life everlasting throughout the world!
No voice pronounced these words in Scrooge's ears, and yet he heard them when he looked upon the bed. He thought, if this man could be raised up now, what would be his foremost thoughts? Avarice, hard dealing, griping cares? They have brought him to a rich end, truly!
No one said these words in Scrooge's ears, yet he heard them when he looked at the bed. He wondered, if this man could come back to life now, what would be his top thoughts? Greed, harsh dealings, constant worries? They really have led him to a wealthy end!
He lay, in the dark, empty house, with not a man, a woman, or a child to say he was kind to me in this or that, and for the memory of one kind word I will be kind to him. A cat was tearing at the door, and there was a sound of gnawing rats beneath the hearth-stone. What they wanted in the room of death, and why they were so restless and disturbed, Scrooge did not dare to think.
He lay in the dark, empty house, with no man, woman, or child to say he was kind to me in any way, and for the memory of one kind word, I will be kind to him. A cat was scratching at the door, and there was the sound of gnawing rats beneath the hearthstone. What they wanted in the room of death, and why they were so restless and unsettled, Scrooge didn’t dare to consider.
"Spirit!" he said, "this is a fearful place. In leaving it, I shall not leave its lesson, trust me. Let us go!"
"Spirit!" he said, "this is a scary place. When I leave it, I won’t forget its lesson, believe me. Let’s go!"
Still the Ghost pointed with an unmoved finger to the head.
Still, the Ghost pointed with a steady finger at the head.
"I understand you," Scrooge returned, "and I would do it if I could. But I have not the power, Spirit. I have not the power."
"I get what you're saying," Scrooge replied, "and I would do it if I could. But I don't have the ability, Spirit. I just can't."
Again it seemed to look upon him.
Again, it stared at him.
"If there is any person in the town who feels emotion caused by this man's death," said Scrooge, quite agonised, "show that person to me, Spirit! I beseech you."
"If there's anyone in town who feels anything about this guy's death," Scrooge said, clearly upset, "show that person to me, Spirit! Please."
The Phantom spread its dark robe before him for a moment, like a wing; and, withdrawing it, revealed a room by daylight, where a mother and her children were.
The Phantom spread its dark cloak in front of him for a moment, like a wing; and, pulling it back, showed a room lit by daylight, where a mother and her children were.
She was expecting some one, and with anxious eagerness; for she walked up and down the room; started at every sound; looked out from the window; glanced at the clock; tried, but in[86] vain, to work with her needle; and could hardly bear the voices of her children in their play.
She was waiting for someone, feeling a mix of excitement and anxiety; she paced around the room, jumped at every sound, looked out the window, checked the clock, attempted to work with her needle but couldn’t concentrate; she could barely stand the noise of her kids playing.
At length the long-expected knock was heard. She hurried to the door, and met her husband; a man whose face was careworn and depressed, though he was young. There was a remarkable expression in it now; a kind of serious delight of which he felt ashamed, and which he struggled to repress.
At last, the long-anticipated knock was heard. She rushed to the door and found her husband; a man whose face looked tired and gloomy, even though he was young. There was a striking expression on his face now; a sort of serious happiness that he felt embarrassed about, and he tried to hide it.
He sat down to the dinner that had been hoarding for him by the fire, and, when she asked him faintly what news (which was not until after a long silence), he appeared embarrassed how to answer.
He sat down to the dinner that had been waiting for him by the fire, and when she asked him quietly what the news was (which didn't happen until after a long silence), he seemed unsure how to respond.
"Is it good," she said, "or bad?" to help him.
"Is it good," she asked, "or bad?" to help him.
"Bad," he answered.
"Not good," he replied.
"We are quite ruined?"
"Are we completely doomed?"
"No. There is hope yet, Caroline."
"No. There’s still hope, Caroline."
"If he relents," she said, amazed, "there is! Nothing is past hope, if such a miracle has happened."
"If he gives in," she said, astonished, "there is! Nothing is beyond hope if such a miracle has occurred."
"He is past relenting," said her husband. "He is dead."
"He’s done with pity," said her husband. "He’s gone."
She was a mild and patient creature, if her face spoke truth; but she was thankful in her soul to hear it, and she said so with clasped hands. She prayed forgiveness the next moment, and was sorry; but the first was the emotion of her heart.
She was a gentle and patient person, if her face was telling the truth; but she was sincerely grateful to hear it, and she expressed that with her hands clasped together. She asked for forgiveness the next moment and felt regret; but the initial feeling was a true reflection of her heart.
"What the half-drunken woman, whom I told you of last night, said to me when I tried to see him and obtain a week's delay, and what I thought was a mere excuse to avoid me, turns out to have been quite true. He was not only very ill, but dying, then."
"What the half-drunk woman I told you about last night said to me when I tried to see him and get a week's delay, and what I thought was just an excuse to dodge me, turns out to have been completely true. He wasn’t just very sick; he was dying at that time."
"To whom will our debt be transferred?"
"To whom will our debt be transferred?"
"I don't know. But, before that time, we shall be ready with the money; and, even though we were not, it would be bad fortune indeed to find so merciless a creditor in his successor. We may sleep to-night with light hearts, Caroline!"
"I don't know. But by then, we'll have the money ready; and even if we don't, it would be unfortunate to encounter such a ruthless creditor in his replacement. We can go to bed tonight feeling relieved, Caroline!"
Yes. Soften it as they would, their hearts were lighter. The children's faces, hushed and clustered round to hear what[87] they so little understood, were brighter; and it was a happier house for this man's death! The only emotion that the Ghost could show him, caused by the event, was one of pleasure.
Yes. They softened it, and their hearts felt lighter. The children's faces, quiet and gathered around to hear what they barely understood, were brighter; and the house was happier because of this man's death! The only emotion the Ghost could express about the event was one of pleasure.
"Let me see some tenderness connected with a death," said Scrooge; "or that dark chamber, Spirit, which we left just now, will be for ever present to me."
"Show me some kindness related to a death," said Scrooge; "otherwise that dark room, Spirit, we just left will haunt me forever."
The Ghost conducted him through several streets familiar to his feet; and, as they went along, Scrooge looked here and there to find himself, but nowhere was he to be seen. They entered poor Bob Cratchit's house,—the dwelling he had visited before,—and found the mother and the children seated round the fire.
The Ghost led him through several streets he recognized well; and as they walked, Scrooge glanced around to see himself, but he was nowhere to be found. They arrived at poor Bob Cratchit's house—the one he had visited before—and found the mother and the children gathered around the fire.
Quiet. Very quiet. The noisy little Cratchits were as still as statues in one corner, and sat looking up at Peter, who had a book before him. The mother and her daughters were engaged in sewing. But surely they were very quiet!
Quiet. Very quiet. The noisy little Cratchits were as still as statues in one corner, sitting and looking up at Peter, who had a book in front of him. The mother and her daughters were busy sewing. But they were definitely very quiet!
"'And he took a child, and set him in the midst of them.'"
"'And he took a child and placed him in the middle of them.'"
Where had Scrooge heard those words? He had not dreamed them. The boy must have read them out, as he and the Spirit crossed the threshold. Why did he not go on?
Where had Scrooge heard those words? He hadn't dreamed them. The boy must have read them out loud as he and the Spirit crossed the threshold. Why didn’t he continue?
The mother laid her work upon the table, and put her hand up to her face.
The mother set her work down on the table and brought her hand to her face.
"The colour hurts my eyes," she said.
"The color hurts my eyes," she said.
The colour? Ah, poor Tiny Tim!
The color? Oh, poor Tiny Tim!
"They're better now again," said Cratchit's wife. "It makes them weak by candle-light; and I wouldn't show weak eyes to your father, when he comes home, for the world. It must be near his time."
"They're feeling better now," said Cratchit's wife. "The candlelight makes them look weak, and I wouldn't want your father to see weak eyes when he gets home, not for anything. He should be home any minute now."
"Past it rather," Peter answered, shutting up his book. "But I think he has walked a little slower than he used, these few last evenings, mother."
"Just past it," Peter replied, closing his book. "But I think he's been walking a bit slower than he used to these last few evenings, Mom."
They were very quiet again. At last she said, and in a steady, cheerful voice, that only faltered once:[88]
They were really quiet again. Finally, she spoke in a calm, cheerful voice that only wavered once:[88]
"I have known him walk with—I have known him walk with Tiny Tim upon his shoulder very fast indeed."
"I've seen him walk with Tiny Tim on his shoulder quite quickly."
"And so have I," cried Peter. "Often."
"And so have I," Peter exclaimed. "Often."
"And so have I," exclaimed another. So had all.
"And so have I," said another. So did everyone else.
"But he was very light to carry," she resumed, intent upon her work, "and his father loved him so, that it was no trouble: no trouble. And there is your father at the door!"
"But he was really easy to carry," she continued, focused on her task, "and his father loved him so much that it was no trouble: no trouble. And there’s your dad at the door!"
She hurried out to meet him; and little Bob in his comforter—he had need of it, poor fellow—came in. His tea was ready for him on the hob, and they all tried who should help him to it most. Then the two young Cratchits got upon his knees, and laid, each child, a little cheek against his face, as if they said, "Don't mind it, father. Don't be grieved!"
She rushed out to meet him, and little Bob, bundled up in his warm clothes—he really needed it, poor guy—came in. His tea was ready on the stove, and everyone tried to help him get it. Then the two youngest Cratchits climbed onto his knees and each pressed a little cheek against his face, as if to say, "Don't worry, Dad. Don't be sad!"
Bob was very cheerful with them, and spoke pleasantly to all the family. He looked at the work upon the table, and praised the industry and speed of Mrs. Cratchit and the girls. They would be done long before Sunday, he said.
Bob was very cheerful with them and spoke nicely to the whole family. He looked at the work on the table and complimented Mrs. Cratchit and the girls on their hard work and speed. He said they would finish long before Sunday.
"Sunday! You went to-day, then, Robert?" said his wife.
"Sunday! Did you go today, Robert?" his wife asked.
"Yes, my dear," returned Bob. "I wish you could have gone. It would have done you good to see how green a place it is. But you'll see it often. I promised him that I would walk there on a Sunday. My little, little child!" cried Bob. "My little child!"
"Yes, my dear," Bob said back. "I wish you could have gone. It would have been good for you to see how green it is there. But you’ll get to see it often. I promised him I would walk there on a Sunday. My little, little child!" cried Bob. "My little child!"
He broke down all at once. He couldn't help it. If he could have helped it, he and his child would have been farther apart, perhaps, than they were.
He fell apart all at once. He couldn't help it. If he could have controlled it, he and his child would probably have been farther apart than they were.
He left the room, and went up-stairs into the room above, which was lighted cheerfully, and hung with Christmas. There was a chair set close beside the child, and there were signs of some one having been there lately. Poor Bob sat down in it, and, when he had thought a little and composed himself, he kissed the little face. He was reconciled to what had happened, and went down again quite happy.
He left the room and went upstairs to the room above, which was brightly lit and decorated for Christmas. A chair was positioned right next to the child, and there were signs that someone had been there recently. Poor Bob sat down in it, and after thinking for a moment and calming himself, he kissed the little face. He had come to terms with what had happened and went back downstairs feeling quite happy.
They drew about the fire, and talked; the girls and mother[89] working still. Bob told them of the extraordinary kindness of Mr. Scrooge's nephew, whom he had scarcely seen but once, and who, meeting him in the street that day, and seeing that he looked a little—"just a little down, you know," said Bob, inquired what had happened to distress him. "On which," said Bob, "for he is the pleasantest-spoken gentleman you ever heard, I told him. 'I am heartily sorry for it, Mr. Cratchit,' he said, 'and heartily sorry for your good wife.' By-the-bye, how he ever knew that I don't know."
They gathered around the fire and chatted; the girls and mom[89] were still working. Bob told them about the amazing kindness of Mr. Scrooge's nephew, whom he had only seen once. That day, while walking down the street, the nephew noticed Bob looking a bit—“just a little down, you know,” said Bob—and asked him what was bothering him. “So,” Bob continued, “since he's the nicest guy you’ll ever meet, I told him. 'I’m really sorry to hear that, Mr. Cratchit,' he said, 'and really sorry for your wonderful wife.' By the way, I have no idea how he even knew that."
"Knew what, my dear?"
"Knew what, darling?"
"Why, that you were a good wife," replied Bob.
"Why, you were a good wife," replied Bob.
"Everybody knows that," said Peter.
"Everyone knows that," said Peter.
"Very well observed, my boy!" cried Bob. "I hope they do. 'Heartily sorry,' he said, 'for your good wife. If I can be of service to you in any way,' he said, giving me his card, 'that's where I live. Pray come to me.' Now, it wasn't," cried Bob, "for the sake of anything he might be able to do for us, so much as for his kind way, that this was quite delightful. It really seemed as if he had known our Tiny Tim, and felt with us."
"Well said, my boy!" Bob exclaimed. "I really hope they do. 'I'm truly sorry,' he said, 'for your wonderful wife. If there's anything I can do for you,' he said, handing me his card, 'that's my address. Please feel free to come by.' It wasn't," Bob said, "so much for what he might be able to do for us, but rather because of his kind manner, that this was so delightful. It really felt like he understood our Tiny Tim and shared in our feelings."
"I'm sure he's a good soul!" said Mrs. Cratchit.
"I'm sure he's a good person!" said Mrs. Cratchit.
"You would be sure of it, my dear," returned Bob, "if you saw and spoke to him. I shouldn't be at all surprised—mark what I say!—if he got Peter a better situation."
"You would definitely know, my dear," replied Bob, "if you saw and talked to him. I wouldn’t be surprised at all—mark my words!—if he found Peter a better job."
"Only hear that, Peter," said Mrs. Cratchit.
"Just listen to that, Peter," said Mrs. Cratchit.
"And then," cried one of the girls, "Peter will be keeping company with some one, and setting up for himself."
"And then," one of the girls exclaimed, "Peter will be dating someone and starting his own life."
"Get along with you!" retorted Peter, grinning.
"Get lost!" Peter shot back with a grin.
"It's just as likely as not," said Bob, "one of these days; though there's plenty of time for that, my dear. But, however and whenever we part from one another, I am sure we shall none of us forget poor Tiny Tim—shall we—or this first parting that there was among us?"
"It's just as likely as not," Bob said, "one of these days; though we've got plenty of time for that, my dear. But, no matter when or how we part from each other, I'm sure none of us will forget poor Tiny Tim—will we—or this first time we said goodbye?"
"Never, father!" cried they all.
"Never, Dad!" they all cried.
"And I know," said Bob, "I know, my dears, that when we[90] recollect how patient and how mild he was, although he was a little, little child, we shall not quarrel easily among ourselves, and forget poor Tiny Tim in doing it."
"And I know," said Bob, "I know, my dears, that when we[90] remember how patient and gentle he was, even though he was just a tiny child, we won't argue easily among ourselves, and we won't forget poor Tiny Tim while doing so."
"No, never, father!" they all cried again.
"No, never, Dad!" they all shouted again.
"I am very happy," said little Bob, "I am very happy!"
"I’m so happy," said little Bob, "I’m really happy!"
Mrs. Cratchit kissed him, his daughters kissed him, the two young Cratchits kissed him, and Peter and himself shook hands. Spirit of Tiny Tim, thy childish essence was from God!
Mrs. Cratchit kissed him, his daughters kissed him, the two young Cratchits kissed him, and Peter and he shook hands. Spirit of Tiny Tim, your innocent nature was from God!
"Spectre," said Scrooge, "something informs me that our parting moment is at hand. I know it, but I know not how. Tell me what man that was whom we saw lying dead?"
"Ghost," said Scrooge, "something tells me that our time together is ending. I can feel it, but I don’t know why. Who was that man we saw lying dead?"
The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come conveyed him, as before—though at a different time, he thought: indeed, there seemed no order in these latter visions, save that they were in the Future—into the resorts of business men, but showed him not himself. Indeed, the Spirit did not stay for anything, but went straight on, as to the end just now desired, until besought by Scrooge to tarry for a moment.
The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come took him, as before—although he felt it was a different time: in fact, there seemed to be no order in these later visions, except that they were all in the future—into the places where business people gathered, but it didn’t show him himself. The Spirit didn’t stop for anything, but just kept moving forward, headed toward the end that Scrooge had just wanted, until Scrooge asked it to pause for a moment.
"This court," said Scrooge, "through which we hurry now, is where my place of occupation is, and has been for a length of time. I see the house. Let me behold what I shall be in days to come."
"This court," said Scrooge, "is where I work, and have worked for a long time. I can see the building. Let me see what I'll become in the future."
The Spirit stopped; the hand was pointed elsewhere.
The Spirit stopped; the hand pointed in a different direction.
"The house is yonder," Scrooge exclaimed. "Why do you point away?"
"The house is over there," Scrooge exclaimed. "Why are you pointing that way?"
The inexorable finger underwent no change.
The unchanging finger showed no difference.
Scrooge hastened to the window of his office, and looked in. It was an office still, but not his. The furniture was not the same, and the figure in the chair was not himself. The Phantom pointed as before.
Scrooge rushed to his office window and looked inside. It was still an office, but it wasn't his. The furniture was different, and the person in the chair wasn't him. The Phantom pointed, just like before.
He joined it once again, and, wondering why and whither he had gone, accompanied it until they reached an iron gate. He paused to look round before entering.
He joined it again, wondering why and where he had gone, and followed it until they reached an iron gate. He stopped to look around before entering.
A churchyard. Here, then, the wretched man, whose name[91] he had now to learn, lay underneath the ground. It was a worthy place. Walled in by houses; overrun by grass and weeds, the growth of vegetation's death, not life; choked up with too much burying; fat with repleted appetite. A worthy place!
A churchyard. Here, then, the miserable man, whose name[91] he now had to learn, lay beneath the ground. It was an appropriate spot. Surrounded by houses; overtaken by grass and weeds, the growth of decay, not life; filled up from too many burials; heavy with an overindulgent hunger. An appropriate spot!
The Spirit stood among the graves, and pointed down to One. He advanced towards it trembling. The Phantom was exactly as it had been, but he dreaded that he saw new meaning in its solemn shape.
The Spirit stood among the graves and pointed down to one. He moved toward it, shaking. The Phantom looked just like it always had, but he feared he saw new significance in its serious form.
"Before I draw nearer to that stone to which you point," said Scrooge, "answer me one question. Are these the shadows of the things that Will be, or are they shadows of the things that May be only?"
"Before I get closer to that stone you're pointing at," said Scrooge, "answer me one question. Are these the shadows of things that will happen, or are they just shadows of things that might happen?"
Still the Ghost pointed downward to the grave by which it stood.
Still, the Ghost pointed down at the grave beside it.
"Men's courses will foreshadow certain ends, to which, if persevered in, they must lead," said Scrooge. "But if the courses be departed from, the ends will change. Say it is thus with what you show me!"
"Men's paths will hint at certain outcomes that, if they stick to them, they must lead to," said Scrooge. "But if they stray from those paths, the outcomes will change. Show me it's like that with what you're showing me!"
The Spirit was immovable as ever.
The Spirit was as unyielding as always.
Scrooge crept towards it, trembling as he went; and, following the finger, read upon the stone of the neglected grave his own name, Ebenezer Scrooge.
Scrooge moved closer, shaking as he did; and, following the finger, he read his own name, Ebenezer Scrooge, on the stone of the forgotten grave.
"Am I that man who lay upon the bed?" he cried upon his knees.
"Am I that guy who lay on the bed?" he cried on his knees.
The finger pointed from the grave to him, and back again.
The finger pointed from the grave at him, and then back again.
"No, Spirit! Oh no, no!"
"No, Spirit! Oh no!"
The finger still was there.
The finger was still there.
"Spirit!" he cried, tight clutching at its robe, "hear me! I am not the man I was. I will not be the man I must have been but for this intercourse. Why show me this, if I am past all hope?"
"Spirit!" he shouted, gripping its robe tightly, "listen to me! I'm not the person I used to be. I won't be the person I would have been if it weren't for this encounter. Why show me this if I've lost all hope?"
For the first time the hand appeared to shake.
For the first time, the hand seemed to tremble.
"Good Spirit," he pursued, as down upon the ground he[92] fell before it: "your nature intercedes for me, and pities me. Assure me that I yet may change these shadows you have shown me by an altered life?"
"Good Spirit," he continued, kneeling down before it: "your essence speaks on my behalf and feels for me. Please assure me that I can still change the shadows you've shown me by living differently?"
The kind hand trembled.
The gentle hand trembled.
"I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future. The Spirits of all Three shall strive within me. I will not shut out the lessons that they teach. Oh, tell me I may sponge away the writing on this stone!"
"I will cherish Christmas in my heart and try to keep it alive all year round. I will embrace the Past, the Present, and the Future. The Spirits of all three will work within me. I won’t ignore the lessons they teach. Oh, please tell me I can erase the words on this stone!"
In his agony, he caught the spectral hand. It sought to free itself, but he was strong in his entreaty, and detained it. The Spirit, stronger yet, repulsed him.
In his pain, he grabbed the ghostly hand. It tried to pull away, but he held on tightly, pleading with it to stay. The Spirit, even more powerful, pushed him back.
Holding up his hands in a last prayer to have his fate reversed, he saw an alteration in the Phantom's hood and dress. It shrunk, collapsed, and dwindled down into a bedpost.[93]
Holding up his hands in a final prayer to change his fate, he noticed a change in the Phantom's hood and outfit. It shrank, collapsed, and transformed into a bedpost.[93]
STAVE FIVE
THE END OF IT
Yes! and the bedpost was his own. The bed was his own, the room was his own. Best and happiest of all, the Time before him was his own, to make amends in!
Yes! The bedpost was his. The bed was his, the room was his. Best and happiest of all, the time ahead of him was his, to make things right!
"I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future!" Scrooge repeated as he scrambled out of bed. "The Spirits of all Three shall strive within me. Oh, Jacob Marley! Heaven and the Christmas Time be praised for this! I say it on my knees, old Jacob; on my knees!"
"I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future!" Scrooge exclaimed as he rushed out of bed. "The Spirits of all Three will work within me. Oh, Jacob Marley! Thank goodness for Heaven and Christmas! I say it on my knees, old Jacob; on my knees!"
He was so fluttered and so glowing with his good intentions, that his broken voice would scarcely answer to his call. He had been sobbing violently in his conflict with the Spirit, and his face was wet with tears.
He was so flustered and so bright with his good intentions that his shaky voice could barely respond to his call. He had been crying hard in his struggle with the Spirit, and his face was drenched with tears.
"They are not torn down," cried Scrooge, folding one of his bed-curtains in his arms, "they are not torn down, rings and all. They are here—I am here—the shadows of the things that would have been may be dispelled. They will be. I know they will!"
"They're not torn down," shouted Scrooge, clutching one of his bed curtains in his arms, "they're not torn down, rings and all. They’re here—I’m here—the shadows of what could have been can be removed. They will be. I know they will!"
His hands were busy with his garments all this time; turning them inside out, putting them on upside down, tearing them, mislaying them, making them parties to every kind of extravagance.
His hands were occupied with his clothes the whole time; turning them inside out, putting them on backwards, ripping them, losing them, and making them part of every sort of chaos.
"I don't know what to do!" cried Scrooge, laughing and crying in the same breath; and making a perfect Laocoön of himself with his stockings. "I am as light as a feather, I am as happy as an angel, I am as merry as a school-boy. I am as giddy as a drunken man. A merry Christmas to everybody![94] A happy New Year to all the world! Hallo here! Whoop! Hallo!"
"I don’t know what to do!" cried Scrooge, laughing and crying at the same time, entangling himself in his stockings. "I feel as light as a feather, as happy as an angel, and as cheerful as a schoolboy. I’m as dizzy as a drunk person. Merry Christmas to everyone![94] Happy New Year to all! Hey over here! Whoop! Hey!"
He had frisked into the sitting-room, and was now standing there: perfectly winded.
He had breezed into the living room and was now standing there: completely out of breath.
"There's the saucepan that the gruel was in!" cried Scrooge, starting off again, and going round the fire-place. "There's the door by which the Ghost of Jacob Marley entered! There's the corner where the Ghost of Christmas Present sat! There's the window where I saw the wandering Spirits! It's all right, it's all true, it all happened. Ha, ha, ha!"
"There's the saucepan where the gruel was!" shouted Scrooge, starting up again and moving around the fireplace. "There's the door where the Ghost of Jacob Marley came in! There's the corner where the Ghost of Christmas Present sat! There's the window where I saw the wandering Spirits! It's all right, it's all true, it all happened. Ha, ha, ha!"
Really, for a man who had been out of practice for so many years, it was a splendid laugh, a most illustrious laugh. The father of a long, long line of brilliant laughs!
Honestly, for a man who hadn't practiced in so many years, it was a great laugh, a truly remarkable laugh. The origin of a long, long line of amazing laughs!
"I don't know what day of the month it is," said Scrooge. "I don't know how long I have been among the Spirits. I don't know anything. I'm quite a baby. Never mind. I don't care. I'd rather be a baby. Hallo! Whoop! Hallo here!"
"I don't know what day it is," said Scrooge. "I don't know how long I've been with the Spirits. I don't know anything. I'm totally clueless. Whatever. I don't care. I'd rather be clueless. Hey! Wow! Hey over here!"
He was checked in his transports by the churches ringing out the lustiest peals he had ever heard. Clash, clash, hammer; ding, dong, bell! Bell, dong, ding; hammer, clang, clash! Oh, glorious, glorious!
He was stopped in his excitement by the churches ringing out the loudest bells he had ever heard. Clash, clash, hammer; ding, dong, bell! Bell, dong, ding; hammer, clang, clash! Oh, glorious, glorious!
Running to the window, he opened it, and put out his head. No fog, no mist; clear, bright, jovial, stirring, cold; cold, piping for the blood to dance to; Golden sun-light; Heavenly sky; sweet fresh air; merry bells. Oh, glorious! Glorious!
Running to the window, he opened it and stuck his head out. No fog, no mist; clear, bright, cheerful, invigorating, cold; cold, calling for the blood to dance; golden sunlight; heavenly sky; fresh sweet air; happy bells. Oh, glorious! Glorious!
"What's to-day?" cried Scrooge, calling downward to a boy in Sunday clothes, who perhaps had loitered in to look about him.
"What's today?" shouted Scrooge, calling down to a boy in Sunday clothes, who might have been hanging around to look around.
"Eh?" returned the boy with all his might of wonder.
"Huh??" replied the boy, filled with amazement.
"What's to-day, my fine fellow?" said Scrooge.
"What's today, my good man?" asked Scrooge.
"To-day!" replied the boy. "Why, Christmas Day."
"Today!" the boy replied. "It's Christmas Day."
"It's Christmas Day!" said Scrooge to himself. "I haven't missed it. The Spirits have done it all in one night. They can[95] do anything they like. Of course they can. Of course they can. Hallo, my fine fellow!"
"It's Christmas Day!" Scrooge said to himself. "I didn't miss it. The Spirits managed it all in one night. They can do whatever they want. Of course, they can. Of course, they can. Hey there, my good man!"
"Hallo!" returned the boy.
"Hello!" replied the boy.
"Do you know the Poulterer's in the next street but one, at the corner?" Scrooge inquired.
"Do you know the butcher's shop on the next street over, at the corner?" Scrooge asked.
"I should hope I did," replied the lad.
"I hope I did," replied the guy.
"An intelligent boy!" said Scrooge. "A remarkable boy! Do you know whether they've sold the prize Turkey that was hanging up there?—Not the little prize Turkey: the big one?"
"An intelligent kid!" said Scrooge. "A remarkable kid! Do you know if they've sold the prize turkey that was hanging up there?—Not the little prize turkey: the big one?"
"What! the one as big as me?" returned the boy.
"What! The one as big as me?" replied the boy.
"What a delightful boy!" said Scrooge. "It's a pleasure to talk to him. Yes, my buck!"
"What a charming kid!" said Scrooge. "It's a joy to chat with him. Yes, my buddy!"
"It's hanging there now," replied the boy.
"It's hanging there now," the boy replied.
"Is it?" said Scrooge. "Go and buy it."
"Is it?" Scrooge asked. "Go buy it."
"Walk-ER!" exclaimed the boy.
"Walk-ER!" the boy shouted.
"No, no," said Scrooge, "I am in earnest. Go and buy it, and tell 'em to bring it here, that I may give them the directions where to take it. Come back with the man, and I'll give you a shilling. Come back with him in less than five minutes, and I'll give you half-a-crown!"
"No, no," said Scrooge, "I mean it. Go and buy it, and tell them to bring it here so I can give them directions on where to take it. Come back with the person, and I'll give you a shilling. If you come back with them in under five minutes, I'll give you half a crown!"
The boy was off like a shot. He must have had a steady hand at a trigger who could have got a shot off half so fast.
The boy took off like a bullet. He must have had a steady hand on the trigger to get a shot off that quickly.
"I'll send it to Bob Cratchit's," whispered Scrooge, rubbing his hands, and splitting with a laugh. "He shan't know who sends it. It's twice the size of Tiny Tim. Joe Miller never made such a joke as sending it to Bob's will be!"
"I'll send it to Bob Cratchit's," Scrooge whispered, rubbing his hands and bursting into laughter. "He won’t know who sent it. It's twice the size of Tiny Tim. Joe Miller never pulled off a joke as good as sending this to Bob!"
The hand in which he wrote the address was not a steady one; but write it he did, somehow, and went down-stairs to open the street-door, ready for the coming of the poulterer's man. As he stood there, waiting his arrival, the knocker caught his eye.
The hand he used to write the address wasn’t steady, but he managed to do it anyway and went downstairs to open the front door, prepared for the arrival of the poulterer's man. As he stood there waiting, the knocker caught his attention.
"I shall love it as long as I live!" cried Scrooge, patting it with his hand. "I scarcely ever looked at it before. What an honest expression it has in its face! It's a wonderful knocker[96]!—Here's the Turkey. Hallo! Whoop! How are you? Merry Christmas!"
"I'll love it for as long as I live!" cried Scrooge, patting it with his hand. "I hardly ever noticed it before. What an honest look it has! It's an amazing knocker[96]!—Here's the turkey. Hey! Whoop! How are you? Merry Christmas!"
It was a Turkey! He never could have stood upon his legs, that bird. He would have snapped 'em short off in a minute, like sticks of sealing-wax.
It was a Turkey! He never could have stood on his legs, that bird. He would have broken them right off in an instant, like pieces of sealing wax.
"Why, it's impossible to carry that to Camden Town," said Scrooge. "You must have a cab."
"Why, it's impossible to take that to Camden Town," said Scrooge. "You need to get a cab."
The chuckle with which he said this, and the chuckle with which he paid for the Turkey, and the chuckle with which he paid for the cab, and the chuckle with which he recompensed the boy, were only to be exceeded by the chuckle with which he sat down breathless in his chair again, and chuckled till he cried.
The laugh he let out when he said this, the laugh he had when he paid for the turkey, the laugh he gave when he paid for the cab, and the laugh he shared when he tipped the boy, were only topped by the laugh he released when he finally sat down, out of breath in his chair, and laughed until he cried.
Shaving was not an easy task, for his hand continued to shake very much; and shaving requires attention, even when you don't dance while you are at it. But, if he had cut the end of his nose off, he would have put a piece of sticking-plaster over it, and been quite satisfied.
Shaving wasn't easy for him because his hand kept shaking a lot; and shaving needs focus, even when you're not moving around a lot. But if he had accidentally cut the tip of his nose off, he would have just put a band-aid on it and been completely fine with that.
He dressed himself "all in his best," and at last got out into the streets. The people were by this time pouring forth, as he had seen them with the Ghost of Christmas Present; and, walking with his hands behind him, Scrooge regarded every one with a delighted smile. He looked so irresistibly pleasant, in a word, that three or four good-humoured fellows said, "Good morning, sir! A merry Christmas to you!" And Scrooge said often afterwards that, of all the blithe sounds he had ever heard, those were the blithest in his ears.
He got himself dressed "in his best" and finally stepped out into the streets. By this time, crowds of people were spilling out, just like he had seen with the Ghost of Christmas Present; and, with his hands behind his back, Scrooge greeted everyone with a cheerful smile. He looked so incredibly pleasant that three or four good-natured guys said, "Good morning, sir! Merry Christmas to you!" Scrooge often later remarked that, of all the joyful sounds he had ever heard, those were the most joyful to his ears.
He had not gone far when, coming on towards him, he beheld the portly gentleman who had walked into his counting-house the day before, and said, "Scrooge and Marley's, I believe?" It sent a pang across his heart to think how this old gentleman would look upon him when they met; but he knew what path lay straight before him, and he took it.
He hadn't gone far when he saw the heavyset man who had walked into his office the day before and said, "Scrooge and Marley's, right?" It made him feel a twinge in his heart to think about how this old man would view him when they crossed paths, but he knew the direction he needed to take, and he went for it.
"My dear sir," said Scrooge, quickening his pace, and tak[97]ing the old gentleman by both his hands, "how do you do? I hope you succeeded yesterday. It was very kind of you. A merry Christmas to you, sir!"
"My dear sir," said Scrooge, picking up his pace and taking the old gentleman by both hands, "how are you? I hope everything went well for you yesterday. That was really kind of you. Merry Christmas to you, sir!"
"Mr. Scrooge?"
"Mr. Scrooge?"
"Yes," said Scrooge. "That is my name, and I fear it may not be pleasant to you. Allow me to ask your pardon. And will you have the goodness——" Here Scrooge whispered in his ear.
"Yes," said Scrooge. "That's my name, and I’m afraid it might not be pleasant to you. Please forgive me. And would you be so kind——" Here Scrooge whispered in his ear.
"Lord bless me!" cried the gentleman, as if his breath were taken away. "My dear Mr. Scrooge, are you serious?"
"God help me!" exclaimed the man, as if he were stunned. "My dear Mr. Scrooge, are you for real?"
"If you please," said Scrooge. "Not a farthing less. A great many back-payments are included in it, I assure you. Will you do me that favour?"
"If you don’t mind," Scrooge said. "Not a cent less. A lot of back payments are included, I promise you. Could you do me that favor?"
"My dear sir," said the other, shaking hands with him, "I don't know what to say to such munifi——"
"My dear sir," said the other, shaking hands with him, "I don't know what to say to such generosity—"
"Don't say anything, please," retorted Scrooge. "Come and see me. Will you come and see me?"
"Please don’t say anything," Scrooge shot back. "Just come and see me. Will you come and see me?"
"I will!" cried the old gentleman. And it was clear he meant to do it.
"I will!" shouted the old man. And it was obvious he intended to go through with it.
"Thankee," said Scrooge. "I am much obliged to you. I thank you fifty times. Bless you!"
"Thank you," said Scrooge. "I really appreciate it. I thank you a million times. Bless you!"
He went to church, and walked about the streets, and watched the people hurrying to and fro, and patted the children on the head, and questioned beggars, and looked down into the kitchens of houses, and up to the windows; and found that everything could yield him pleasure. He had never dreamed that any walk—that anything—could give him so much happiness. In the afternoon he turned his steps towards his nephew's house.
He went to church, walked around the streets, watched people rushing here and there, patted kids on the head, chatted with beggars, looked into the kitchens of houses, and up at the windows; and discovered that everything could bring him joy. He had never imagined that any walk—anything—could make him so happy. In the afternoon, he headed towards his nephew's house.
He passed the door a dozen times before he had the courage to go up and knock. But he made a dash, and did it.
He walked by the door a dozen times before he found the courage to go up and knock. But then he quickly went for it and did it.
"Is your master at home, my dear?" said Scrooge to the girl. Nice girl! Very.
"Is your boss home, sweetheart?" Scrooge asked the girl. Nice girl! Definitely.
"Yes sir."
"Sure thing."
"He's in the dining-room, sir, along with mistress. I'll show you up-stairs, if you please."
"He's in the dining room, sir, with the lady. I'll take you upstairs, if you'd like."
"Thankee. He knows me," said Scrooge, with his hand already on the dining-room lock. "I'll go in here, my dear."
"Thanks. He knows me," said Scrooge, with his hand already on the dining-room lock. "I'll go in here, my dear."
He turned it gently, and sidled his face in round the door. They were looking at the table (which was spread out in great array); for these young housekeepers are always nervous on such points, and like to see that everything is right.
He turned it carefully and peeked around the door. They were looking at the table (which was laid out beautifully); because young homemakers are always anxious about these things and want to make sure everything is perfect.
"Fred!" said Scrooge.
"Fred!" Scrooge exclaimed.
Dear heart alive, how his niece by marriage started! Scrooge had forgotten, for the moment, about her sitting in the corner with the footstool, or he wouldn't have done it on any account.
Dear heart alive, how his niece by marriage jumped! Scrooge had momentarily forgotten about her sitting in the corner with the footstool, or he wouldn't have done it for anything.
"Why, bless my soul!" cried Fred, "who's that?"
"Wow, I can't believe it!" exclaimed Fred, "who is that?"
"It's I. Your uncle Scrooge. I have come to dinner. Will you let me in, Fred?"
"It's me. Your Uncle Scrooge. I've come for dinner. Can you let me in, Fred?"
Let him in! It is a mercy he didn't shake his arm off. He was at home in five minutes. Nothing could be heartier. His niece looked just the same. So did Topper when he came. So did the plump sister when she came. So did every one when they came. Wonderful party, wonderful games, wonderful unanimity, won-der-ful happiness!
Let him in! It’s a miracle he didn’t shake his arm off. He was home in five minutes. Nothing could be friendlier. His niece looked just the same. So did Topper when he showed up. So did the chubby sister when she arrived. So did everyone else when they got there. Amazing party, amazing games, amazing togetherness, a-ma-zing happiness!
But he was early at the office next morning. Oh, he was early there! If he could only be there first, and catch Bob Cratchit coming late! That was the thing he had set his heart upon.
But he was at the office early the next morning. Oh, he was really early! If only he could be there first and catch Bob Cratchit arriving late! That was what he had his heart set on.
And he did it; yes, he did! The clock struck nine. No Bob. A quarter past. No Bob. He was full eighteen minutes and a half behind his time. Scrooge sat with his door wide open, that he might see him come into the tank.
And he actually did it! The clock struck nine. No Bob. A quarter past. Still no Bob. He was a full eighteen and a half minutes late. Scrooge sat with his door wide open so he could see him come into the office.
His hat was off before he opened the door; his comforter too. He was on his stool in a jiffy; driving away with his pen, as if he were trying to overtake nine o'clock.
His hat was off before he opened the door; his comforter too. He was on his stool in no time, scribbling away with his pen, as if he were trying to beat nine o'clock.
"Hallo!" growled Scrooge in his accustomed voice as near[99] as he could feign it. "What do you mean by coming here at this time of day?"
"Hello!" growled Scrooge in his usual voice, as close[99] as he could fake it. "What are you doing here at this time of day?"
"I am very sorry, sir," said Bob. "I am behind my time."
"I’m really sorry, sir," said Bob. "I am out of touch."
"You are!" repeated Scrooge. "Yes. I think you are. Step this way, sir, if you please."
"You are!" Scrooge said again. "Yes. I really believe you are. Please, step this way, sir."
"It's only once a year, sir," pleaded Bob, appearing from the tank. "It shall not be repeated. I was making rather merry yesterday, sir."
"It's only once a year, sir," Bob pleaded, coming out from the tank. "I won't do it again. I was just having a good time yesterday, sir."
"Now, I'll tell you what, my friend," said Scrooge. "I am not going to stand this sort of thing any longer. And therefore," he continued, leaping from his stool, and giving Bob such a dig in the waistcoat that he staggered back into the tank again: "and therefore I am about to raise your salary!"
"Listen up, my friend," Scrooge said. "I can't put up with this anymore. And so," he went on, jumping off his stool and nudging Bob hard in the chest so that he staggered back into the tank again, "I’m going to give you a raise!"
Bob trembled, and got a little nearer to the ruler. He had a momentary idea of knocking Scrooge down with it, holding him, and calling to the people in the court for help and a strait-waistcoat.
Bob trembled and moved a bit closer to the ruler. For a brief moment, he thought about hitting Scrooge with it, grabbing him, and shouting to the people in the court for help and a straitjacket.
"A merry Christmas, Bob!" said Scrooge with an earnestness that could not be mistaken, as he clapped him on the back. "A merrier Christmas, Bob, my good fellow, than I have given you for many a year! I'll raise your salary, and endeavour to assist your struggling family, and we will discuss your affairs this very afternoon, over a Christmas bowl of smoking bishop, Bob! Make up the fires and buy another coal-scuttle before you dot another i, Bob Cratchit!"
"A merry Christmas, Bob!" said Scrooge with a sincerity that was unmistakable as he patted him on the back. "A happier Christmas, Bob, my good friend, than I’ve given you in many years! I’ll raise your salary and work to help your struggling family, and we’ll talk about your situation this very afternoon over some Christmas punch, Bob! Get the fires going and buy another coal scuttle before you do anything else, Bob Cratchit!"
Scrooge was better than his word. He did it all, and infinitely more; and to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, he was a second father. He became as good a friend, as good a master, and as good a man as the good old City knew, or any other good old city, town, or borough in the good old world. Some people laughed to see the alteration in him, but he let them laugh, and little heeded them; for he was wise enough to know that nothing ever happened on this globe, for good, at which some people[100] did not have their fill of laughter in the outset; and, knowing that such as these would be blind anyway, he thought it quite as well that they should wrinkle up their eyes in grins as have the malady in less attractive forms. His own heart laughed: and that was quite enough for him.
Scrooge was true to his word. He did everything and so much more; to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, he became like a second father. He turned into a wonderful friend, a great boss, and a genuinely good person, just like the best in the old City, or any other great city, town, or community in the world. Some people chuckled at the change in him, but he didn't mind their laughter and paid little attention to them; he was smart enough to realize that nothing positive ever happens in this world without some people laughing about it at first. Knowing that those people would be blind to true goodness anyway, he thought it was just as well for them to laugh their eyes into wrinkles instead of expressing their negativity in less appealing ways. His own heart was filled with joy, and that was more than enough for him.
He had no further intercourse with Spirits, but lived upon the Total-Abstinence Principle ever afterwards; and it was always said of him that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, God bless Us, Every One!
He no longer interacted with Spirits, but lived by the Total-Abstinence Principle from then on; and it was always said that he knew how to celebrate Christmas better than anyone. May that be true for all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim said, God bless us, everyone!
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