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IN THE YEAR 2889
[Redactor's note: In the Year 2889 was first published in the Forum, February, 1889; p. 662. It was published in France the next year. Although published under the name of Jules Verne, it is now believed to be chiefly if not entirely the work of Jules' son, Michel Verne. In any event, many of the topics in the article echo Verne's ideas.]
[Redactor's note: In the Year 2889 was first published in the Forum, February, 1889; p. 662. It was published in France the following year. Although it was published under Jules Verne's name, it is now thought to be mostly if not entirely the work of his son, Michel Verne. Regardless, many of the themes in the article reflect Verne's ideas.]
Little though they seem to think of it, the people of this twenty-ninth century live continually in fairyland. Surfeited as they are with marvels, they are indifferent in presence of each new marvel. To them all seems natural. Could they but duly appreciate the refinements of civilization in our day; could they but compare the present with the past, and so better comprehend the advance we have made! How much fairer they would find our modern towns, with populations amounting sometimes to 10,000,000 souls; their streets 300 feet wide, their houses 1000 feet in height; with a temperature the same in all seasons; with their lines of aërial locomotion crossing the sky in every direction! If they would but picture to themselves the state of things that once existed, when through muddy streets rumbling boxes on wheels, drawn by horses—yes, by horses!—were the only means of conveyance. Think of the railroads of the olden time, and you will be able to appreciate the pneumatic tubes through which to-day one travels at the rate of 1000 miles an hour. Would not our contemporaries prize the telephone and the telephote more highly if they had not forgotten the telegraph?
Little as they seem to realize it, the people of this twenty-ninth century are constantly living in a fairy tale. Overwhelmed by wonders, they are indifferent to each new marvel. Everything feels normal to them. If they could truly appreciate the advancements of civilization in our time; if they could compare the present to the past, they would better understand how far we've come! They would see how much more beautiful our modern cities are, with populations sometimes reaching 10 million people; their streets 300 feet wide, their buildings 1,000 feet tall; with a consistent temperature year-round; and their networks of aerial transport crisscrossing the sky in every direction! If they could only imagine what things were like before, when muddy streets were filled with clunky wagons on wheels, pulled by horses—yes, horses!—which were the only means of travel. Think of the railroads of the past, and you’ll understand how amazing it is to travel through pneumatic tubes today at 1,000 miles an hour. Wouldn't our contemporaries value the telephone and the telephoto much more if they hadn't forgotten about the telegraph?
Singularly enough, all these transformations rest upon principles which were perfectly familiar to our remote ancestors, but which they disregarded. Heat, for instance, is as ancient as man himself; electricity was known 3000 years ago, and steam 1100 years ago. Nay, so early as ten centuries ago it was known that the differences between the several chemical and physical forces depend on the mode of vibration of the etheric particles, which is for each specifically different. When at last the kinship of all these forces was discovered, it is simply astounding that 500 years should still have to elapse before men could analyze and describe the several modes of vibration that constitute these differences. Above all, it is singular that the mode of reproducing these forces directly from one another, and of reproducing one without the others, should have remained undiscovered till less than a hundred years ago. Nevertheless, such was the course of events, for it was not till the year 2792 that the famous Oswald Nier made this great discovery.
Interestingly, all these changes are based on principles that were well-known to our distant ancestors, yet they ignored them. Heat, for example, is as old as humanity itself; electricity was understood 3,000 years ago, and steam 1,100 years ago. In fact, as early as a thousand years ago, it was recognized that the differences among various chemical and physical forces depend on how the etheric particles vibrate, and this vibration is unique for each force. When the connection between all these forces was finally uncovered, it's shocking that it took another 500 years for people to analyze and describe the different modes of vibration that create these distinctions. Most surprisingly, it wasn't until less than a hundred years ago that the method of generating these forces directly from one another, and producing one without the others, was finally discovered. Nevertheless, that's how history unfolded, as it wasn't until the year 2792 that the renowned Oswald Nier made this groundbreaking discovery.
Truly was he a great benefactor of the human race. His admirable discovery led to many another. Hence is sprung a pleiad of inventors, its brightest star being our great Joseph Jackson. To Jackson we are indebted for those wonderful instruments the new accumulators. Some of these absorb and condense the living force contained in the sun's rays; others, the electricity stored in our globe; others again, the energy coming from whatever source, as a waterfall, a stream, the winds, etc. He, too, it was that invented the transformer, a more wonderful contrivance still, which takes the living force from the accumulator, and, on the simple pressure of a button, gives it back to space in whatever form may be desired, whether as heat, light, electricity, or mechanical force, after having first obtained from it the work required. From the day when these two instruments were contrived is to be dated the era of true progress. They have put into the hands of man a power that is almost infinite. As for their applications, they are numberless. Mitigating the rigors of winter, by giving back to the atmosphere the surplus heat stored up during the summer, they have revolutionized agriculture. By supplying motive power for aërial navigation, they have given to commerce a mighty impetus. To them we are indebted for the continuous production of electricity without batteries or dynamos, of light without combustion or incandescence, and for an unfailing supply of mechanical energy for all the needs of industry.
He was truly a great benefactor of humanity. His amazing discovery led to many others. This sparked a group of inventors, with our great Joseph Jackson being the brightest star among them. We owe Jackson for those incredible devices, the new accumulators. Some of these absorb and condense the energy from the sun's rays; others capture the electricity stored in our planet; and still others harness energy from various sources like waterfalls, streams, or winds. He also invented the transformer, an even more remarkable device that takes energy from the accumulator and, with the simple push of a button, releases it in any desired form—be it heat, light, electricity, or mechanical force—after first extracting the necessary work from it. The moment these two devices were created marks the beginning of true progress. They have given humanity a power that is nearly infinite. As for their applications, they are countless. By mitigating the harshness of winter by returning the excess heat gathered during summer to the atmosphere, they have transformed agriculture. By providing power for air travel, they have significantly boosted commerce. We owe them the ability to produce electricity continuously without batteries or dynamos, to generate light without combustion or incandescence, and to ensure a steady supply of mechanical energy for all industrial needs.
Yes, all these wonders have been wrought by the accumulator and the transformer. And can we not to them also trace, indirectly, this latest wonder of all, the great "Earth Chronicle" building in 253d Avenue, which was dedicated the other day? If George Washington Smith, the founder of the Manhattan "Chronicle," should come back to life to-day, what would he think were he to be told that this palace of marble and gold belongs to his remote descendant, Fritz Napoleon Smith, who, after thirty generations have come and gone, is owner of the same newspaper which his ancestor established!
Yes, all these amazing things have been created by the accumulator and the transformer. And can we not also trace, indirectly, this latest wonder of all, the great "Earth Chronicle" building on 253rd Avenue, which was dedicated the other day? If George Washington Smith, the founder of the Manhattan "Chronicle," were to come back to life today, what would he think if he were told that this palace of marble and gold belongs to his distant descendant, Fritz Napoleon Smith, who, after thirty generations have come and gone, owns the same newspaper that his ancestor established!
For George Washington Smith's newspaper has lived generation after generation, now passing out of the family, anon coming back to it. When, 200 years ago, the political center of the United States was transferred from Washington to Centropolis, the newspaper followed the government and assumed the name of Earth Chronicle. Unfortunately, it was unable to maintain itself at the high level of its name. Pressed on all sides by rival journals of a more modern type, it was continually in danger of collapse. Twenty years ago its subscription list contained but a few hundred thousand names, and then Mr. Fritz Napoleon Smith bought it for a mere trifle, and originated telephonic journalism.
For George Washington Smith's newspaper has survived from generation to generation, sometimes leaving the family and then returning. When, 200 years ago, the political center of the United States moved from Washington to Centropolis, the newspaper followed the government and changed its name to Earth Chronicle. Unfortunately, it couldn't maintain the high standards its name suggested. Faced with competition from more modern rival publications, it was always at risk of collapsing. Twenty years ago, its subscription list only had a few hundred thousand names, and then Mr. Fritz Napoleon Smith bought it for a pittance and started telephonic journalism.
Every one is familiar with Fritz Napoleon Smith's system—a system made possible by the enormous development of telephony during the last hundred years. Instead of being printed, the Earth Chronicle is every morning spoken to subscribers, who, in interesting conversations with reporters, statesmen, and scientists, learn the news of the day. Furthermore, each subscriber owns a phonograph, and to this instrument he leaves the task of gathering the news whenever he happens not to be in a mood to listen directly himself. As for purchasers of single copies, they can at a very trifling cost learn all that is in the paper of the day at any of the innumerable phonographs set up nearly everywhere.
Everyone is familiar with Fritz Napoleon Smith's system—a system made possible by the massive advancements in telephony over the last hundred years. Instead of being printed, the Earth Chronicle is delivered every morning as audio to subscribers, who engage in interesting conversations with reporters, politicians, and scientists to catch up on the news of the day. Additionally, each subscriber has a phonograph that takes care of gathering the news when they're not in the mood to listen directly. For those who just want individual copies, they can easily access all the day's news at any of the countless phonographs available nearly everywhere, and it costs very little.
Fritz Napoleon Smith's innovation galvanized the old newspaper. In the course of a few years the number of subscribers grew to be 85,000,000, and Smith's wealth went on growing, till now it reaches the almost unimaginable figure of $10,000,000,000. This lucky hit has enabled him to erect his new building, a vast edifice with four façades, each 3,250 feet in length, over which proudly floats the hundred-starred flag of the Union. Thanks to the same lucky hit, he is to-day king of newspaperdom; indeed, he would be king of all the Americans, too, if Americans could ever accept a king. You do not believe it? Well, then, look at the plenipotentiaries of all nations and our own ministers themselves crowding about his door, entreating his counsels, begging for his approbation, imploring the aid of his all-powerful organ. Reckon up the number of scientists and artists that he supports, of inventors that he has under his pay.
Fritz Napoleon Smith's innovation revolutionized the old newspaper. In just a few years, the number of subscribers skyrocketed to 85,000,000, and Smith's wealth continued to grow, reaching an almost unimaginable $10,000,000,000. This fortunate break has allowed him to build a massive new structure, a huge building with four façades, each 3,250 feet long, proudly displaying the hundred-starred flag of the Union. Thanks to this same fortunate break, he is now the king of newspapers; in fact, he would be the king of all Americans too, if they could ever accept a king. Don't believe it? Well, just look at the envoys from all nations and our own ministers crowding around his door, seeking his advice, asking for his approval, and begging for the support of his incredibly influential platform. Count the number of scientists and artists he funds and the inventors he employs.
Yes, a king is he. And in truth his is a royalty full of burdens. His labors are incessant, and there is no doubt at all that in earlier times any man would have succumbed under the overpowering stress of the toil which Mr. Smith has to perform. Very fortunately for him, thanks to the progress of hygiene, which, abating all the old sources of unhealthfulness, has lifted the mean of human life from 37 up to 52 years, men have stronger constitutions now than heretofore. The discovery of nutritive air is still in the future, but in the meantime men today consume food that is compounded and prepared according to scientific principles, and they breathe an atmosphere freed from the micro-organisms that formerly used to swarm in it; hence they live longer than their forefathers and know nothing of the innumerable diseases of olden times.
Yes, he is a king. And honestly, his royalty comes with a lot of burdens. His work is non-stop, and there's no doubt that in earlier times, anyone would have crumbled under the overwhelming stress of what Mr. Smith has to do. Luckily for him, thanks to advances in hygiene, which have eliminated many old sources of illness, the average human lifespan has increased from 37 to 52 years. People today have stronger bodies than before. The discovery of nutritious air is still on the horizon, but in the meantime, we eat food that is prepared and processed using scientific methods, and we breathe air that is free from the germs that once thrived in it; as a result, we live longer than our ancestors and are unaware of the countless diseases that plagued the past.
Nevertheless, and notwithstanding these considerations, Fritz Napoleon Smith's mode of life may well astonish one. His iron constitution is taxed to the utmost by the heavy strain that is put upon it. Vain the attempt to estimate the amount of labor he undergoes; an example alone can give an idea of it. Let us then go about with him for one day as he attends to his multifarious concernments. What day? That matters little; it is the same every day. Let us then take at random September 25th of this present year 2889.
Nevertheless, despite these considerations, Fritz Napoleon Smith's way of life can be quite surprising. His strong constitution is pushed to its limits by the intense demands placed on it. It’s pointless to try to measure how much work he does; just one example can give you an idea. So, let’s follow him for a day as he manages his various responsibilities. What day? It doesn’t really matter; they’re all the same. Let’s randomly choose September 25th of this year, 2889.
This morning Mr. Fritz Napoleon Smith awoke in very bad humor. His wife having left for France eight days ago, he was feeling disconsolate. Incredible though it seems, in all the ten years since their marriage, this is the first time that Mrs. Edith Smith, the professional beauty, has been so long absent from home; two or three days usually suffice for her frequent trips to Europe. The first thing that Mr. Smith does is to connect his phonotelephote, the wires of which communicate with his Paris mansion. The telephote! Here is another of the great triumphs of science in our time. The transmission of speech is an old story; the transmission of images by means of sensitive mirrors connected by wires is a thing but of yesterday. A valuable invention indeed, and Mr. Smith this morning was not niggard of blessings for the inventor, when by its aid he was able distinctly to see his wife notwithstanding the distance that separated him from her. Mrs. Smith, weary after the ball or the visit to the theater the preceding night, is still abed, though it is near noontide at Paris. She is asleep, her head sunk in the lace-covered pillows. What? She stirs? Her lips move. She is dreaming perhaps? Yes, dreaming. She is talking, pronouncing a name—his name—Fritz! The delightful vision gave a happier turn to Mr. Smith's thoughts. And now, at the call of imperative duty, light-hearted he springs from his bed and enters his mechanical dresser.
This morning, Mr. Fritz Napoleon Smith woke up in a really bad mood. With his wife having left for France eight days ago, he was feeling down. Incredible as it seems, in all the ten years since they got married, this is the first time that Mrs. Edith Smith, the professional beauty, has been away from home for so long; usually, only two or three days are enough for her frequent trips to Europe. The first thing Mr. Smith does is connect his phonotelephote, the wires of which link to his mansion in Paris. The telephote! This is another one of the great achievements of science in our time. Transmitting speech is old news; transmitting images using sensitive mirrors connected by wires is a recent development. A valuable invention indeed, and this morning Mr. Smith was generous with his praise for the inventor when, using it, he was able to see his wife clearly despite the distance between them. Mrs. Smith, tired after the ball or theatrical outing the night before, is still in bed, even though it's nearly noon in Paris. She's asleep, her head nestled in the lace-covered pillows. What? She stirs? Her lips move. Is she dreaming, perhaps? Yes, dreaming. She’s talking, saying a name—his name—Fritz! This delightful vision turned Mr. Smith's thoughts to a happier place. And now, with a sense of duty calling, he springs from his bed, light-hearted, and steps into his mechanical dresser.
Two minutes later the machine deposited him all dressed at the threshold of his office. The round of journalistic work was now begun. First he enters the hall of the novel-writers, a vast apartment crowned with an enormous transparent cupola. In one corner is a telephone, through which a hundred Earth Chronicle littérateurs in turn recount to the public in daily installments a hundred novels. Addressing one of these authors who was waiting his turn, "Capital! Capital! my dear fellow," said he, "your last story. The scene where the village maid discusses interesting philosophical problems with her lover shows your very acute power of observation. Never have the ways of country folk been better portrayed. Keep on, my dear Archibald, keep on! Since yesterday, thanks to you, there is a gain of 5000 subscribers."
Two minutes later, the machine dropped him off fully dressed at the entrance of his office. The cycle of journalism had begun. First, he enters the hall of novelists, a vast room topped with a huge transparent dome. In one corner, there’s a phone through which a hundred Earth Chronicle writers take turns sharing their novels with the public in daily installments. He approached one of the authors waiting for his turn and said, "Fantastic! Fantastic, my friend," "your last story. The scene where the village girl discusses interesting philosophical issues with her boyfriend shows your sharp power of observation. Never has rural life been depicted better. Keep it up, my dear Archibald, keep it up! Since yesterday, thanks to you, we’ve gained 5000 new subscribers."
"Mr. John Last," he began again, turning to a new arrival, "I am not so well pleased with your work. Your story is not a picture of life; it lacks the elements of truth. And why? Simply because you run straight on to the end; because you do not analyze. Your heroes do this thing or that from this or that motive, which you assign without ever a thought of dissecting their mental and moral natures. Our feelings, you must remember, are far more complex than all that. In real life every act is the resultant of a hundred thoughts that come and go, and these you must study, each by itself, if you would create a living character. 'But,' you will say, 'in order to note these fleeting thoughts one must know them, must be able to follow them in their capricious meanderings.' Why, any child can do that, as you know. You have simply to make use of hypnotism, electrical or human, which gives one a two-fold being, setting free the witness-personality so that it may see, understand, and remember the reasons which determine the personality that acts. Just study yourself as you live from day to day, my dear Last. Imitate your associate whom I was complimenting a moment ago. Let yourself be hypnotized. What's that? You have tried it already? Not sufficiently, then, not sufficiently!"
"Mr. John Last," he started again, turning to a newcomer, "I’m not very happy with your work. Your story doesn't reflect real life; it misses the elements of truth. And why is that? Simply because you rush straight to the end; you don’t take the time to analyze. Your characters do this or that for this or that reason, which you assign without ever considering their mental and moral complexities. Remember, our feelings are much more complicated than that. In real life, every action is the result of countless thoughts that come and go, and you need to examine each one individually if you want to create a believable character. 'But,' you might say, 'to catch these fleeting thoughts, you have to know them and be able to follow their unpredictable paths.' Well, any child can do that, as you know. You just have to use hypnotism, whether electrical or human, which gives you a dual sense of self, freeing the observing part so it can see, understand, and remember the reasons behind the actions of the character. Just study yourself as you go through your daily life, my dear Last. Mimic your colleague, whom I just complimented. Allow yourself to be hypnotized. What’s that? You’ve tried it already? Not enough, then, not enough!"
Mr. Smith continues his round and enters the reporters' hall. Here 1500 reporters, in their respective places, facing an equal number of telephones, are communicating to the subscribers the news of the world as gathered during the night. The organization of this matchless service has often been described. Besides his telephone, each reporter, as the reader is aware, has in front of him a set of commutators, which enable him to communicate with any desired telephotic line. Thus the subscribers not only hear the news but see the occurrences. When an incident is described that is already past, photographs of its main features are transmitted with the narrative. And there is no confusion withal. The reporters' items, just like the different stories and all the other component parts of the journal, are classified automatically according to an ingenious system, and reach the hearer in due succession. Furthermore, the hearers are free to listen only to what specially concerns them. They may at pleasure give attention to one editor and refuse it to another.
Mr. Smith makes his rounds and walks into the reporters' room. Here, 1,500 reporters are seated at their stations, all facing an equal number of telephones, sharing the news of the world as it was gathered overnight. The setup of this amazing service has been explained many times. Besides their phones, each reporter, as you know, has a set of switches in front of them that allows them to connect to any specific telephone line. This way, subscribers not only hear the news but also see the events as they unfold. When an event is described that has already happened, images of its key moments are sent along with the story. And there’s no mix-up at all. The reporters' pieces, like the various articles and all the other parts of the newspaper, are sorted automatically using a clever system, ensuring they reach the listeners in the correct order. Plus, listeners can choose to tune in only to the topics that interest them. They can focus on one reporter’s updates while ignoring another’s.
Mr. Smith next addresses one of the ten reporters in the astronomical department—a department still in the embryonic stage, but which will yet play an important part in journalism.
Mr. Smith then speaks to one of the ten reporters in the astronomy department—a department that's still in its early stages but will eventually play a significant role in journalism.
"Well, Cash, what's the news?"
"Hey, Cash, what's the scoop?"
"We have phototelegrams from Mercury, Venus, and Mars."
"We have phototelegrams from Mercury, Venus, and Mars."
"Are those from Mars of any interest?"
"Are those from Mars interesting at all?"
"Yes, indeed. There is a revolution in the Central Empire."
"Yes, definitely. There’s a revolution in the Central Empire."
"And what of Jupiter?" asked Mr. Smith.
"And what about Jupiter?" asked Mr. Smith.
"Nothing as yet. We cannot quite understand their signals. Perhaps ours do not reach them."
"Nothing so far. We can't quite figure out their signals. Maybe ours don't reach them."
"That's bad," exclaimed Mr. Smith, as he hurried away, not in the best of humor, toward the hall of the scientific editors. With their heads bent down over their electric computers, thirty scientific men were absorbed in transcendental calculations. The coming of Mr. Smith was like the falling of a bomb among them.
"That's not good," yelped Mr. Smith, rushing off, clearly in a bad mood, toward the hall of the scientific editors. With their heads bent over their laptops, thirty scientists were deeply focused on complex calculations. Mr. Smith's arrival was like a bomb dropping in their midst.
"Well, gentlemen, what is this I hear? No answer from Jupiter? Is it always to be thus? Come, Cooley, you have been at work now twenty years on this problem, and yet—"
"Well, gentlemen, what’s this I hear? No reply from Jupiter? Is it always going to be like this? Come on, Cooley, you’ve been working on this problem for twenty years now, and yet—"
"True enough," replied the man addressed. "Our science of optics is still very defective, and through our mile-and-three-quarter telescopes—"
"That's true," replied the man who was spoken to. "Our understanding of optics is still quite limited, and with our mile-and-three-quarter telescopes—"
"Listen to that, Peer," broke in Mr. Smith, turning to a second scientist. "Optical science defective! Optical science is your specialty. But," he continued, again addressing William Cooley, "failing with Jupiter, are we getting any results from the moon?"
"Listen to that, Peer," interrupted Mr. Smith, turning to another scientist. "Optical science is off! Optical science is your area of expertise. But," he went on, turning back to William Cooley, "since we're not getting results with Jupiter, are we seeing any outcomes with the moon?"
"The case is no better there."
"The situation isn't any better there."
"This time you do not lay the blame on the science of optics. The moon is immeasurably less distant than Mars, yet with Mars our communication is fully established. I presume you will not say that you lack telescopes?"
"This time you can't blame it on the science of optics. The moon is much closer than Mars, yet we have solid communication with Mars. I assume you won't say you don't have telescopes?"
"Telescopes? O no, the trouble here is about—inhabitants!"
"Telescopes? Oh no, the issue here is about—inhabitants!"
"That's it," added Peer.
"That's it," Peer added.
"So, then, the moon is positively uninhabited?" asked Mr. Smith.
"So, the moon is totally uninhabited?" asked Mr. Smith.
"At least," answered Cooley, "on the face which she presents to us. As for the opposite side, who knows?"
"At least," replied Cooley, "from the perspective she shows us. As for the other side, who knows?"
"Ah, the opposite side! You think, then," remarked Mr. Smith, musingly, "that if one could but—"
"Ah, the other side! So you think," Mr. Smith said, thoughtfully, "that if someone could just—"
"Could what?"
"Could what be?"
"Why, turn the moon about-face."
"Change the moon's direction."
"Ah, there's something in that," cried the two men at once. And indeed, so confident was their air, they seemed to have no doubt as to the possibility of success in such an undertaking.
"Ah, there’s something to that," shouted the two men simultaneously. And in fact, their confidence was so strong that they seemed to have no doubt about the possibility of succeeding in such an endeavor.
"Meanwhile," asked Mr. Smith, after a moment's silence, "have you no news of interest to-day?"
"Meanwhile," Mr. Smith asked after a moment of silence, "do you have any interesting news today?"
"Indeed we have," answered Cooley. "The elements of Olympus are definitively settled. That great planet gravitates beyond Neptune at the mean distance of 11,400,799,642 miles from the sun, and to traverse its vast orbit takes 1311 years, 294 days, 12 hours, 43 minutes, 9 seconds."
"Yes, we have," replied Cooley. "The details about Olympus are finalized. That massive planet orbits beyond Neptune at an average distance of 11,400,799,642 miles from the sun, and it takes 1,311 years, 294 days, 12 hours, 43 minutes, and 9 seconds to complete its enormous orbit."
"Why didn't you tell me that sooner?" cried Mr. Smith. "Now inform the reporters of this straightway. You know how eager is the curiosity of the public with regard to these astronomical questions. That news must go into to-day's issue."
"Why didn't you tell me that sooner?" yelled Mr. Smith. "Now get the reporters on this right away. You know how eager the public is to learn about these astronomical issues. That news needs to be in today's edition."
Then, the two men bowing to him, Mr. Smith passed into the next hall, an enormous gallery upward of 3200 feet in length, devoted to atmospheric advertising. Every one has noticed those enormous advertisements reflected from the clouds, so large that they may be seen by the populations of whole cities or even of entire countries. This, too, is one of Mr. Fritz Napoleon Smith's ideas, and in the Earth Chronicle building a thousand projectors are constantly engaged in displaying upon the clouds these mammoth advertisements.
Then, with the two men bowing to him, Mr. Smith walked into the next hall, a massive gallery over 3200 feet long, dedicated to sky advertising. Everyone has seen those huge ads reflected in the clouds, so big that they can be spotted by people in entire cities or even across whole countries. This is also one of Mr. Fritz Napoleon Smith's concepts, and in the Earth Chronicle building, a thousand projectors are always at work showing these giant ads on the clouds.
When Mr. Smith to-day entered the sky-advertising department, he found the operators sitting with folded arms at their motionless projectors, and inquired as to the cause of their inaction. In response, the man addressed simply pointed to the sky, which was of a pure blue. "Yes," muttered Mr. Smith, "a cloudless sky! That's too bad, but what's to be done? Shall we produce rain? That we might do, but is it of any use? What we need is clouds, not rain. Go," said he, addressing the head engineer, "go see Mr. Samuel Mark, of the meteorological division of the scientific department, and tell him for me to go to work in earnest on the question of artificial clouds. It will never do for us to be always thus at the mercy of cloudless skies!"
When Mr. Smith walked into the sky-advertising department today, he saw the operators sitting with their arms crossed at their still projectors and asked why they weren’t working. In reply, one of the men simply pointed to the sky, which was a bright blue. "Yeah," Mr. Smith muttered, "a cloudless sky! That’s unfortunate, but what can we do? Should we create rain? We could do that, but would it help? What we really need is clouds, not rain. Go," he said, addressing the head engineer, "check in with Mr. Samuel Mark in the meteorological division of the scientific department and tell him to start working seriously on the issue of artificial clouds. We can't keep being at the mercy of clear skies!"
Mr. Smith's daily tour through the several departments of his newspaper is now finished. Next, from the advertisement hall he passes to the reception chamber, where the ambassadors accredited to the American government are awaiting him, desirous of having a word of counsel or advice from the all-powerful editor. A discussion was going on when he entered. "Your Excellency will pardon me," the French Ambassador was saying to the Russian, "but I see nothing in the map of Europe that requires change. 'The North for the Slavs?' Why, yes, of course; but the South for the Latins. Our common frontier, the Rhine, it seems to me, serves very well. Besides, my government, as you must know, will firmly oppose every movement, not only against Paris, our capital, or our two great prefectures, Rome and Madrid, but also against the kingdom of Jerusalem, the dominion of Saint Peter, of which France means to be the trusty defender."
Mr. Smith's daily rounds through the different departments of his newspaper are now complete. Next, he moves from the advertisement hall to the reception room, where ambassadors accredited to the American government are waiting for him, eager for some advice or guidance from the influential editor. A conversation was taking place when he entered. "Your Excellency will forgive me," the French Ambassador was saying to the Russian, "but I see nothing on the map of Europe that needs changing. 'The North for the Slavs?' Sure, but the South for the Latins. Our shared border, the Rhine, seems to me to work just fine. Besides, my government, as you must know, will strongly oppose any moves, not only against Paris, our capital, or our two major prefectures, Rome and Madrid, but also against the kingdom of Jerusalem, the realm of Saint Peter, which France intends to defend."
"Well said!" exclaimed Mr. Smith. "How is it," he asked, turning to the Russian ambassador, "that you Russians are not content with your vast empire, the most extensive in the world, stretching from the banks of the Rhine to the Celestial Mountains and the Kara-Korum, whose shores are washed by the Frozen Ocean, the Atlantic, the Mediterranean, and the Indian Ocean? Then, what is the use of threats? Is war possible in view of modern inventions—asphyxiating shells capable of being projected a distance of 60 miles, an electric spark of 90 miles, that can at one stroke annihilate a battalion; to say nothing of the plague, the cholera, the yellow fever, that the belligerents might spread among their antagonists mutually, and which would in a few days destroy the greatest armies?"
"Well said!" Mr. Smith exclaimed. "Tell me," he asked, turning to the Russian ambassador, "why are you Russians not satisfied with your vast empire, the largest in the world, stretching from the banks of the Rhine to the Celestial Mountains and the Kara-Korum, bordered by the Arctic Ocean, the Atlantic, the Mediterranean, and the Indian Ocean? What’s the point of making threats? Is war even possible with modern inventions—suffocating shells that can be fired up to 60 miles, an electric spark that can reach 90 miles, capable of wiping out an entire battalion in an instant; not to mention the plague, cholera, and yellow fever that combatants could unleash on each other, which would in just a few days decimate even the largest armies?"
"True," answered the Russian; "but can we do all that we wish? As for us Russians, pressed on our eastern frontier by the Chinese, we must at any cost put forth our strength for an effort toward the west."
“True,” replied the Russian; “but can we accomplish everything we desire? For us Russians, facing pressure on our eastern border from the Chinese, we must, at all costs, exert our strength in an effort to move west.”
"O, is that all? In that case," said Mr. Smith, "the thing can be arranged. I will speak to the Secretary of State about it. The attention of the Chinese government shall be called to the matter. This is not the first time that the Chinese have bothered us."
"O, is that it? In that case," said Mr. Smith, "we can sort this out. I'll talk to the Secretary of State about it. We'll bring this to the attention of the Chinese government. This isn't the first time the Chinese have caused us trouble."
"Under these conditions, of course—" And the Russian ambassador declared himself satisfied.
"Given these circumstances, of course—" And the Russian ambassador expressed his satisfaction.
"Ah, Sir John, what can I do for you?" asked Mr. Smith as he turned to the representative of the people of Great Britain, who till now had remained silent.
"Ah, Sir John, how can I help you?" asked Mr. Smith as he turned to the representative of the people of Great Britain, who had been silent until now.
"A great deal," was the reply. "If the Earth Chronicle would but open a campaign on our behalf—"
"A lot," was the reply. "If the Earth Chronicle would just start a campaign for us—"
"And for what object?"
"And for what purpose?"
"Simply for the annulment of the Act of Congress annexing to the United States the British islands."
"Just for the repeal of the Act of Congress that annexed the British islands to the United States."
Though, by a just turn-about of things here below, Great Britain has become a colony of the United States, the English are not yet reconciled to the situation. At regular intervals they are ever addressing to the American government vain complaints.
Though, with a surprising twist of fate, Great Britain has become a colony of the United States, the English are still not accepting the situation. At regular intervals, they continue to send futile complaints to the American government.
"A campaign against the annexation that has been an accomplished fact for 150 years!" exclaimed Mr. Smith. "How can your people suppose that I would do anything so unpatriotic?"
"A campaign against the annexation that has been a reality for 150 years!" shouted Mr. Smith. "How can you people think that I would do something so unpatriotic?"
"We at home think that your people must now be sated. The Monroe doctrine is fully applied; the whole of America belongs to the Americans. What more do you want? Besides, we will pay for what we ask."
"We at home believe that your people must be satisfied now. The Monroe Doctrine is fully in effect; all of America belongs to the Americans. What more do you want? Besides, we will pay for what we are asking."
"Indeed!" answered Mr. Smith, without manifesting the slightest irritation. "Well, you English will ever be the same. No, no, Sir John, do not count on me for help. Give up our fairest province, Britain? Why not ask France generously to renounce possession of Africa, that magnificent colony the complete conquest of which cost her the labor of 800 years? You will be well received!"
"Absolutely!" replied Mr. Smith, showing no signs of irritation. "You English are always the same. No, no, Sir John, don’t expect me to help. Give up our most prized territory, Britain? Why not ask France to kindly give up Africa, that amazing colony which took them 800 years to completely conquer? I’m sure they’d be thrilled!"
"You decline! All is over then!" murmured the British agent sadly. "The United Kingdom falls to the share of the Americans; the Indies to that of—"
"You refuse! Then it's all over!" the British agent said sadly. "The United Kingdom will belong to the Americans; the Indies to—"
"The Russians," said Mr. Smith, completing the sentence.
"The Russians," Mr. Smith said, finishing the sentence.
"Australia—"
Australia—
"Has an independent government."
"Has a self-governing authority."
"Then nothing at all remains for us!" sighed Sir John, downcast.
"Then we have nothing left!" sighed Sir John, feeling defeated.
"Nothing?" asked Mr. Smith, laughing. "Well, now, there's Gibraltar!"
"Nothing?" Mr. Smith asked, laughing. "Well, there's Gibraltar!"
With this sally the audience ended. The clock was striking twelve, the hour of breakfast. Mr. Smith returns to his chamber. Where the bed stood in the morning a table all spread comes up through the floor. For Mr. Smith, being above all a practical man, has reduced the problem of existence to its simplest terms. For him, instead of the endless suites of apartments of the olden time, one room fitted with ingenious mechanical contrivances is enough. Here he sleeps, takes his meals, in short, lives.
With that, the audience was done. The clock struck twelve, the breakfast hour. Mr. Smith goes back to his room. Where the bed was in the morning, a fully set table rises up through the floor. For Mr. Smith, being a practical guy above all, has simplified the problem of existence. Instead of the endless rooms of the past, one room equipped with clever mechanical gadgets is enough for him. Here he sleeps, eats, and basically lives.
He seats himself. In the mirror of the phonotelephote is seen the same chamber at Paris which appeared in it this morning. A table furnished forth is likewise in readiness here, for notwithstanding the difference of hours, Mr. Smith and his wife have arranged to take their meals simultaneously. It is delightful thus to take breakfast tête-à-tête with one who is 3000 miles or so away. Just now, Mrs. Smith's chamber has no occupant.
He sits down. In the reflection of the phonotelephote, the same room in Paris that appeared this morning is visible. A fully set table is also ready here, because despite the time difference, Mr. Smith and his wife have decided to have their meals together. It's wonderful to have breakfast tête-à-tête with someone who is about 3000 miles away. Right now, Mrs. Smith's room is empty.
"She is late! Woman's punctuality! Progress everywhere except there!" muttered Mr. Smith as he turned the tap for the first dish. For like all wealthy folk in our day, Mr. Smith has done away with the domestic kitchen and is a subscriber to the Grand Alimentation Company, which sends through a great network of tubes to subscribers' residences all sorts of dishes, as a varied assortment is always in readiness. A subscription costs money, to be sure, but the cuisine is of the best, and the system has this advantage, that it does away with the pestering race of the cordons-bleus. Mr. Smith received and ate, all alone, the hors-d'oeuvre, entrées, rôti, and legumes that constituted the repast. He was just finishing the dessert when Mrs. Smith appeared in the mirror of the telephote.
"She’s late! Woman’s punctuality! Progress everywhere except here!" muttered Mr. Smith as he turned on the tap for the first dish. Like all wealthy people today, Mr. Smith has eliminated the home kitchen and subscribed to the Grand Alimentation Company, which sends a variety of dishes through an extensive network of tubes to subscribers' homes, ensuring that there’s always an assortment ready. A subscription costs money, of course, but the cuisine is top-notch, and the system has the advantage of getting rid of the annoying brigade of chefs. Mr. Smith received and ate, all by himself, the appetizers, main courses, roast, and vegetables that made up the meal. He was just finishing dessert when Mrs. Smith appeared in the mirror of the telephote.
"Why, where have you been?" asked Mr. Smith through the telephone.
"Why, where have you been?" Mr. Smith asked over the phone.
"What! You are already at the dessert? Then I am late," she exclaimed, with a winsome naïveté. "Where have I been, you ask? Why, at my dress-maker's. The hats are just lovely this season! I suppose I forgot to note the time, and so am a little late."
"What! You're already at dessert? Then I'm late," she exclaimed, with a charming naïveté. "Where have I been, you ask? Well, I've been at my dressmaker's. The hats are absolutely lovely this season! I guess I lost track of time, so I'm a bit late."
"Yes, a little," growled Mr. Smith; "so little that I have already quite finished breakfast. Excuse me if I leave you now, but I must be going."
"Yeah, a little," grumbled Mr. Smith; "so little that I've already finished breakfast. Sorry to leave you now, but I need to go."
"O certainly, my dear; good-by till evening."
"Oh definitely, my dear; goodbye until tonight."
Smith stepped into his air-coach, which was in waiting for him at a window. "Where do you wish to go, sir?" inquired the coachman.
Smith stepped into his air-coach, which was waiting for him at a window. "Where do you want to go, sir?" asked the coachman.
"Let me see; I have three hours," Mr. Smith mused. "Jack, take me to my accumulator works at Niagara."
"Let me see; I have three hours," Mr. Smith thought. "Jack, take me to my battery factory at Niagara."
For Mr. Smith has obtained a lease of the great falls of Niagara. For ages the energy developed by the falls went unutilized. Smith, applying Jackson's invention, now collects this energy, and lets or sells it. His visit to the works took more time than he had anticipated. It was four o'clock when he returned home, just in time for the daily audience which he grants to callers.
For Mr. Smith has secured a lease for the stunning Niagara Falls. For years, the energy generated by the falls was wasted. Smith, using Jackson's invention, now harnesses this energy and either rents or sells it. His visit to the facilities took longer than he expected. He returned home at four o'clock, just in time for the daily meetings he holds with visitors.
One readily understands how a man situated as Smith is must be beset with requests of all kinds. Now it is an inventor needing capital; again it is some visionary who comes to advocate a brilliant scheme which must surely yield millions of profit. A choice has to be made between these projects, rejecting the worthless, examining the questionable ones, accepting the meritorious. To this work Mr. Smith devotes every day two full hours.
One can easily see how someone in Smith's position would be overwhelmed with requests of all sorts. At times, there’s an inventor looking for funding; at other times, it’s a dreamer promoting an amazing idea that’s sure to make millions. He has to decide which projects to take on, discarding the worthless ones, scrutinizing the dubious, and accepting the worthwhile. Mr. Smith dedicates two full hours every day to this task.
The callers were fewer to-day than usual—only twelve of them. Of these, eight had only impracticable schemes to propose. In fact, one of them wanted to revive painting, an art fallen into desuetude owing to the progress made in color-photography. Another, a physician, boasted that he had discovered a cure for nasal catarrh! These impracticables were dismissed in short order. Of the four projects favorably received, the first was that of a young man whose broad forehead betokened his intellectual power.
The callers today were fewer than usual—only twelve. Out of these, eight had impractical ideas to share. One of them even wanted to bring back painting, an art that had fallen out of favor due to advancements in color photography. Another, a doctor, claimed he had found a cure for nasal congestion! These impractical suggestions were quickly dismissed. Of the four proposals that were considered positively, the first came from a young man whose broad forehead indicated his intelligence.
"Sir, I am a chemist," he began, "and as such I come to you."
"Sir, I'm a chemist," he started, "and that's why I'm here."
"Well!"
"Wow!"
"Once the elementary bodies," said the young chemist, "were held to be sixty-two in number; a hundred years ago they were reduced to ten; now only three remain irresolvable, as you are aware."
"Once, the basic elements," said the young chemist, "were thought to be sixty-two; a hundred years ago, they were reduced to ten; now only three remain unresolved, as you know."
"Yes, yes."
"Sure, sure."
"Well, sir, these also I will show to be composite. In a few months, a few weeks, I shall have succeeded in solving the problem. Indeed, it may take only a few days."
"Well, sir, I will also demonstrate that these are composite. In a few months, or even weeks, I will have figured out the problem. In fact, it might take only a few days."
"And then?"
"And what’s next?"
"Then, sir, I shall simply have determined the absolute. All I want is money enough to carry my research to a successful issue."
"Then, sir, I will have figured out the absolute. All I need is enough money to successfully complete my research."
"Very well," said Mr. Smith. "And what will be the practical outcome of your discovery?"
"Okay," said Mr. Smith. "And what will be the practical result of your discovery?"
"The practical outcome? Why, that we shall be able to produce easily all bodies whatever—stone, wood, metal, fibers—"
"The practical outcome? Well, it means we’ll be able to easily produce all kinds of materials—stone, wood, metal, fibers—"
"And flesh and blood?" queried Mr. Smith, interrupting him. "Do you pretend that you expect to manufacture a human being out and out?"
"And flesh and blood?" asked Mr. Smith, interrupting him. "Do you really think you can create a human being completely from scratch?"
"Why not?"
"Why not?"
Mr. Smith advanced $100,000 to the young chemist, and engaged his services for the Earth Chronicle laboratory.
Mr. Smith loaned $100,000 to the young chemist and hired him for the Earth Chronicle lab.
The second of the four successful applicants, starting from experiments made so long ago as the nineteenth century and again and again repeated, had conceived the idea of removing an entire city all at once from one place to another. His special project had to do with the city of Granton, situated, as everybody knows, some fifteen miles inland. He proposes to transport the city on rails and to change it into a watering-place. The profit, of course, would be enormous. Mr. Smith, captivated by the scheme, bought a half-interest in it.
The second of the four successful applicants, starting from experiments conducted as far back as the nineteenth century and repeatedly tested, had come up with the idea of relocating an entire city all at once from one place to another. His specific project involved the city of Granton, located, as everyone knows, about fifteen miles inland. He plans to move the city on rails and transform it into a seaside resort. The profits, of course, would be huge. Mr. Smith, fascinated by the idea, purchased a half-interest in it.
"As you are aware, sir," began applicant No. 3, "by the aid of our solar and terrestrial accumulators and transformers, we are able to make all the seasons the same. I propose to do something better still. Transform into heat a portion of the surplus energy at our disposal; send this heat to the poles; then the polar regions, relieved of their snow-cap, will become a vast territory available for man's use. What think you of the scheme?"
"As you know, sir," applicant No. 3 started, "with our solar and ground energy accumulators and transformers, we can make all the seasons the same. I suggest we take it a step further. Let's convert some of the excess energy we have into heat and send this heat to the poles. This way, the polar regions, freed from their snow cover, will become a huge area available for human use. What do you think of this plan?"
"Leave your plans with me, and come back in a week. I will have them examined in the meantime."
"Leave your plans with me, and come back in a week. I’ll have them looked over in the meantime."
Finally, the fourth announced the early solution of a weighty scientific problem. Every one will remember the bold experiment made a hundred years ago by Dr. Nathaniel Faithburn. The doctor, being a firm believer in human hibernation—in other words, in the possibility of our suspending our vital functions and of calling them into action again after a time—resolved to subject the theory to a practical test. To this end, having first made his last will and pointed out the proper method of awakening him; having also directed that his sleep was to continue a hundred years to a day from the date of his apparent death, he unhesitatingly put the theory to the proof in his own person. Reduced to the condition of a mummy, Dr. Faithburn was coffined and laid in a tomb. Time went on. September 25th, 2889, being the day set for his resurrection, it was proposed to Mr. Smith that he should permit the second part of the experiment to be performed at his residence this evening.
Finally, the fourth shared the early solution to a significant scientific problem. Everyone will remember the daring experiment conducted a hundred years ago by Dr. Nathaniel Faithburn. The doctor was a strong believer in human hibernation—in other words, the possibility of suspending our vital functions and then reviving them after a period of time—so he decided to put the theory to a practical test. To do this, he first made his last will and specified the proper method for waking him up; he also instructed that his sleep was to last exactly one hundred years from the date of his apparent death. Without hesitation, he proved the theory on himself. Reduced to a mummified state, Dr. Faithburn was placed in a coffin and laid to rest in a tomb. Time passed. On September 25th, 2889, the day set for his resurrection, it was suggested to Mr. Smith that he should allow the second part of the experiment to take place at his home that evening.
"Agreed. Be here at ten o'clock," answered Mr. Smith; and with that the day's audience was closed.
"Alright. Be here at ten," replied Mr. Smith; and with that, the day's meeting was wrapped up.
Left to himself, feeling tired, he lay down on an extension chair. Then, touching a knob, he established communication with the Central Concert Hall, whence our greatest maestros send out to subscribers their delightful successions of accords determined by recondite algebraic formulas. Night was approaching. Entranced by the harmony, forgetful of the hour, Smith did not notice that it was growing dark. It was quite dark when he was aroused by the sound of a door opening. "Who is there?" he asked, touching a commutator.
Left alone and feeling exhausted, he laid down on a lounge chair. Then, by adjusting a knob, he connected with the Central Concert Hall, where our greatest maestros broadcast their delightful sequences of chords created from complex algebraic formulas. Night was coming. Captivated by the music and losing track of time, Smith didn’t realize that it was getting dark. It was completely dark when he was jolted awake by the sound of a door opening. "Who’s there?" he asked, adjusting a switch.
Suddenly, in consequence of the vibrations produced, the air became luminous.
Suddenly, because of the vibrations created, the air started to glow.
"Ah! you, Doctor?"
"Ah! You, Doc?"
"Yes," was the reply. "How are you?"
"Yes," was the reply. "How's it going?"
"I am feeling well."
"I'm feeling good."
"Good! Let me see your tongue. All right! Your pulse. Regular! And your appetite?"
"Great! Let me see your tongue. Okay! Your pulse. Steady! And how's your appetite?"
"Only passably good."
"Just okay."
"Yes, the stomach. There's the rub. You are over-worked. If your stomach is out of repair, it must be mended. That requires study. We must think about it."
"Yes, the stomach. That's the issue. You're overworked. If your stomach isn't functioning well, it needs to be fixed. That takes some thought. We need to consider it."
"In the meantime," said Mr. Smith, "you will dine with me."
"In the meantime," Mr. Smith said, "you'll have dinner with me."
As in the morning, the table rose out of the floor. Again, as in the morning, the potage, rôti, ragoûts, and legumes were supplied through the food-pipes. Toward the close of the meal, phonotelephotic communication was made with Paris. Smith saw his wife, seated alone at the dinner-table, looking anything but pleased at her loneliness.
As in the morning, the table rose up from the floor. Again, just like in the morning, the soup, roast, stews, and vegetables were delivered through the food pipes. Toward the end of the meal, they made a phonotelephotic connection with Paris. Smith saw his wife, sitting alone at the dinner table, looking far from happy about her solitude.
"Pardon me, my dear, for having left you alone," he said through the telephone. "I was with Dr. Wilkins."
"Pardon me, my dear, for leaving you alone," he said over the phone. "I was with Dr. Wilkins."
"Ah, the good doctor!" remarked Mrs. Smith, her countenance lighting up.
"Ah, the good doctor!" Mrs. Smith said, her face brightening.
"Yes. But, pray, when are you coming home?"
"Yes. But, please, when are you coming home?"
"This evening."
"Tonight."
"Very well. Do you come by tube or by air-train?"
"Alright. Are you coming by subway or by air train?"
"Oh, by tube."
"Oh, by subway."
"Yes; and at what hour will you arrive?"
"Yeah; so what time will you get here?"
"About eleven, I suppose."
"Probably around eleven."
"Eleven by Centropolis time, you mean?"
"Eleven o'clock Centropolis time, right?"
"Yes."
Yes.
"Good-by, then, for a little while," said Mr. Smith as he severed communication with Paris.
"Goodbye for now," said Mr. Smith as he ended the call with Paris.
Dinner over, Dr. Wilkins wished to depart. "I shall expect you at ten," said Mr Smith. "To-day, it seems, is the day for the return to life of the famous Dr. Faithburn. You did not think of it, I suppose. The awakening is to take place here in my house. You must come and see. I shall depend on your being here."
Dinner finished, Dr. Wilkins wanted to leave. "I’ll expect you at ten," said Mr. Smith. "Today, it seems, is the day for the return of the famous Dr. Faithburn. You didn’t think about it, I assume. The awakening is happening right here in my house. You have to come and see. I’m counting on you being here."
"I will come back," answered Dr. Wilkins.
"I'll be back," Dr. Wilkins replied.
Left alone, Mr. Smith busied himself with examining his accounts—a task of vast magnitude, having to do with transactions which involve a daily expenditure of upward of $800,000. Fortunately, indeed, the stupendous progress of mechanic art in modern times makes it comparatively easy. Thanks to the Piano Electro-Reckoner, the most complex calculations can be made in a few seconds. In two hours Mr. Smith completed his task. Just in time. Scarcely had he turned over the last page when Dr. Wilkins arrived. After him came the body of Dr. Faithburn, escorted by a numerous company of men of science. They commenced work at once. The casket being laid down in the middle of the room, the telephote was got in readiness. The outer world, already notified, was anxiously expectant, for the whole world could be eye-witnesses of the performance, a reporter meanwhile, like the chorus in the ancient drama, explaining it all viva voce through the telephone.
Left alone, Mr. Smith focused on checking his accounts—a huge task involving daily expenditures of over $800,000. Luckily, the incredible advancements in technology today make it relatively easy. Thanks to the Piano Electro-Reckoner, even the most complicated calculations can be done in just a few seconds. In two hours, Mr. Smith finished his task. Just in time. Hardly had he turned the last page when Dr. Wilkins showed up. Following him was the body of Dr. Faithburn, accompanied by a large group of scientists. They immediately got to work. With the casket placed in the center of the room, the telephote was prepared. The outside world, already informed, waited eagerly, as people from all over could witness the event, with a reporter, like the chorus in an ancient play, explaining everything live through the telephone.
"They are opening the casket," he explained. "Now they are taking Faithburn out of it—a veritable mummy, yellow, hard, and dry. Strike the body and it resounds like a block of wood. They are now applying heat; now electricity. No result. These experiments are suspended for a moment while Dr. Wilkins makes an examination of the body. Dr. Wilkins, rising, declares the man to be dead. 'Dead!' exclaims every one present. 'Yes,' answers Dr. Wilkins, 'dead!' 'And how long has he been dead?' Dr. Wilkins makes another examination. 'A hundred years,' he replies."
"They're opening the casket," he explained. "Now they're taking Faithburn out of it—a true mummy, yellow, hard, and dry. If you hit the body, it sounds like a piece of wood. They’re applying heat now; now electricity. No results. These experiments are paused for a moment while Dr. Wilkins examines the body. Dr. Wilkins stands up and confirms that the man is dead. 'Dead!' everyone exclaims. 'Yes,' Dr. Wilkins replies, 'dead!' 'And how long has he been dead?' Dr. Wilkins examines again. 'A hundred years,' he answers."
The case stood just as the reporter said. Faithburn was dead, quite certainly dead! "Here is a method that needs improvement," remarked Mr. Smith to Dr. Wilkins, as the scientific committee on hibernation bore the casket out. "So much for that experiment. But if poor Faithburn is dead, at least he is sleeping," he continued. "I wish I could get some sleep. I am tired out, Doctor, quite tired out! Do you not think that a bath would refresh me?"
The situation was exactly as the reporter described. Faithburn was dead, definitely dead! "This is a method that could use some work," Mr. Smith commented to Dr. Wilkins as the scientific committee on hibernation carried the casket out. "So much for that experiment. But if poor Faithburn is dead, at least he’s sleeping," he added. "I wish I could get some sleep. I'm exhausted, Doctor, really exhausted! Don’t you think a bath would help revive me?"
"Certainly. But you must wrap yourself up well before you go out into the hall-way. You must not expose yourself to cold."
"Sure. But you need to dress warmly before you go out into the hallway. You shouldn't expose yourself to the cold."
"Hall-way? Why, Doctor, as you well know, everything is done by machinery here. It is not for me to go to the bath; the bath will come to me. Just look!" and he pressed a button. After a few seconds a faint rumbling was heard, which grew louder and louder. Suddenly the door opened, and the tub appeared.
"Hallway? Well, Doctor, as you know, everything operates with machines here. I don’t need to go to the bath; the bath comes to me. Just watch!" He pressed a button. After a few seconds, a soft rumbling was heard, which got louder and louder. Suddenly, the door opened, and the tub appeared.
Such, for this year of grace 2889, is the history of one day in the life of the editor of the Earth Chronicle. And the history of that one day is the history of 365 days every year, except leap-years, and then of 366 days—for as yet no means has been found of increasing the length of the terrestrial year.
Such, for this year of grace 2889, is the history of one day in the life of the editor of the Earth Chronicle. And the history of that one day is the history of 365 days every year, except leap years, when it’s 366 days—because no method has been discovered to extend the length of the earthly year.
Jules Verne.
Jules Verne.
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