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CHRISTMAS

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FIFTH EDITION

"The old family mansion, partly thrown in deep shadow, and partly lit up by the cold moonshine"—Frontispiece. "The old family mansion, partly engulfed in deep shadow and partly illuminated by the cold moonlight"
Frontispiece.

Old Christmas:

FROM THE

Sketch Book
of
Washington Irving.

Illustrated by R. Caldecott







London.
Macmillan & Co
1886
Hue and Cry after Christmas

PREFACE

Before the remembrance of the good old times, so fast passing, should have entirely passed away, the present artist, R. Caldecott, and engraver, James D. Cooper, planned to illustrate Washington Irving's "Old Christmas" in this manner. Their primary idea was to carry out the principle of the Sketch Book, by incorporating the designs with the text. Throughout they have worked together and con amore. With what success the public must decide.

Before the memories of the good old days, which are fading quickly, completely disappear, the current artist, R. Caldecott, and engraver, James D. Cooper, decided to illustrate Washington Irving's "Old Christmas" in this way. Their main idea was to follow the principle of the Sketch Book by blending the illustrations with the text. They have collaborated throughout, and con amore. It’s up to the public to determine how successful they have been.

                November 1875.

November 1875.


CONTENTS
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Holidays1
The Stagecoach17
Christmas Eve41
Christmas Day75
The Holiday Dinner              117
Food

LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS
DESIGNED BY RANDOLPH CALDECOTT,

AND

ARRANGED AND ENGRAVED BY J. D. COOPER.
The Mansion Under the MoonlightFrontispiece.
Title Page.
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Old fireplaceiv
Going to Prefacev
Going to Contentsvii
End of Contentsvii
Going to List of Illustrationsix
Tailpiece for List of Illustrationsxiv
"The Poor at the Gates were not scolded."xvi
[x]Going to Christmas1
The Decaying Tower2
Christmas Song in Cathedral4
The Return of the Wanderer5
"Nature is stripped of all its beauty."6
"The Genuine Face of Hospitality"8
"The Awkward Glance of Love"8
Old Castle Hall10
The Great Oak Gallery12
The Holds14
"And sit down, feeling gloomy and regretful."16
The Stagecoach19
The Three Kids20
The Old English Stagecoach Driver23
"He tosses down the reins with a certain flair."25
The Stable Imitators26
The Pub28
The Housekeeper29
The Smithy30
"Music must be in tune now or never."32
The Country Girl32
The Old Servant and Bantam34
[xi]A Stylish Country Home35
Inn Kitchen37
The Acknowledgment. Conclusion40
The Mail Coach43
The Lodge Entrance46
The Old Primitive Lady46
"The Little Dogs and All"49
Mistletoe52
The Squire's Welcome53
The Family Gathering54
Toys55
The Christmas Log57
The Squire in his inherited chair58
The Family Meal60
Master Simon61
Girl62
Her Mom62
The Classic Harper65
Master Simon Dance67
The Oxonian and His Aunt68
The Young Officer with His Guitar70
The Fair Julia72
Sleeping74
[xii]Christmas Day77
The Kids' Carol78
Robin on the Mountain Ash80
Clerk Master Simon81
Breakfast84
Watching the Dogs85
Master Simon going to church88
The Community Church91
The Pastor93
Reprimanding the Sexton95
Warrior Statue96
Master Simon in Church97
The Community Choir97
The Village Seamstress98
An Elderly Choir Member100
The Sermon101
Cemetery Greetings104
Frosty Grip of Winter106
Merry Old English Games109
The Needy at Home110
Village Pranks112
Tasting the Squire's Beer113
The Village Wit115
[xiii]Flirtatious Housemaid116
Vintage Sideboard119
The Chef with the Rolling Pin120
Warrior's Arms121
"Flagons, cans, cups, beakers, goblets, basins, and ewers."          122
Christmas Dinner123
A prominent Roman nose124
The Pastor said Grace125
The Boar's Head126
The Overweight Old Man129
Peacock Pie130
The Wassail Bowl132
The Squire's Toast134
The Rambling Joker136
Long Reads138
The Parson and the Attractive Milkmaid139
Master Simon gets emotional140
The Blue-Eyed Adventure143
The Parson's Story144
The Sexton's Rejection146
The Crusader's Night Ride148
Ancient Christmas and Ms. Mince-Pie151
[xiv]Robin Hood and Maid Marian152
The Minuet153
Roast Beef, Plum Pudding, and Chaos153
The Christmas Costume Dance154
"Laughing and Rubbing His Hands"155
"Reflecting the cheerfulness of long-gone years"157
Reflection159
Men carrying greens

CHRISTMAS
A man might then behold
A man might then behold
At Christmas, in every hall
Good fires to curb the cold,
And food for everyone, both big and small.
The neighbours were friendly bidden,
And everyone was truly welcomed,
The poor from the gates were not chidden,
When this old cap was new.
Old Song.

CHRISTMAS
T
here is nothing in England that exercises a more delightful spell over my imagination than the lingerings of the holiday customs and rural games of former times. They recall the pictures my fancy used to draw in the May morning of life, when as yet I only knew the world through books, and believed it to be all that poets had painted it; and they bring with them the flavour of those honest days of yore, in which, perhaps with equal fallacy, I am apt to think the world was more home-bred, social, and joyous than at present. I regret to say that they are daily growing more and more faint, being gradually[2] worn away by time, but still more obliterated by modern fashion. They resemble those picturesque morsels of Gothic architecture which we see crumbling in various parts of the country, partly dilapidated by the waste of ages, and partly lost in the additions and alterations of latter days. Poetry, however, clings with cherishing fondness about the rural game and holiday revel, from[3] which it has derived so many of its themes—as the ivy winds its rich foliage about the Gothic arch and mouldering tower, gratefully repaying their support by clasping together their tottering remains, and, as it were, embalming them in verdure.
The Mouldering Tower

Of all the old festivals, however, that of Christmas awakens the strongest and most heartfelt associations. There is a tone of solemn and sacred feeling that blends with our conviviality, and lifts the spirit to a state of hallowed and elevated enjoyment. The services of the church about this season are extremely tender and inspiring. They dwell on the beautiful story of the origin of our faith, and the pastoral scenes that accompanied its announcement. They gradually increase in fervour and pathos during the season of Advent, until they break forth in full jubilee on the morning that brought peace and good-will to men. I do not know a grander effect of music on the moral feelings than to hear the[4] full choir and the pealing organ performing a Christmas anthem in a cathedral, and filling every part of the vast pile with triumphant harmony.

Of all the old festivals, Christmas evokes the strongest and most heartfelt memories. There’s a mix of solemnity and sacredness that combines with our joyful gatherings, uplifting our spirits to a place of cherished and heightened enjoyment. The church services during this time are incredibly moving and inspiring. They focus on the beautiful story of the origins of our faith and the pastoral scenes that surrounded its announcement. The intensity and emotion gradually build throughout Advent, culminating in a full celebration on the morning that brought peace and goodwill to everyone. I can’t think of a more powerful experience of music influencing our feelings than hearing the full choir and the ringing organ performing a Christmas anthem in a cathedral, filling every corner of the grand structure with triumphant harmony.

Christmas Anthem in Cathedral

It is a beautiful arrangement, also, derived from days of yore, that this festival, which commemorates the announcement of the religion of peace and love, has been made the season for gathering together of family[5] connections, and drawing closer again those bands of kindred hearts which the cares and pleasures and sorrows of the world are continually operating to cast loose; of calling back the children of a family who have launched forth in life, and wandered widely asunder, once more to assemble about the paternal hearth, that rallying-place of the affections, there to grow young and loving again among the endearing mementoes of childhood.

It's a beautiful tradition, too, rooted in ancient times, that this festival, which celebrates the message of peace and love, has become the season for families[5] to gather together, rekindling those bonds of connection that life's worries, joys, and sorrows constantly work to weaken. It’s a time to call back family members who have ventured out into the world and drifted far apart, to once again come together around the family hearth, that center of warmth and love, where they can feel young and affectionate again amidst the cherished memories of their childhood.

The Wanderer's Return

There is something in the very season of the year that gives a charm to the festivity of Christmas. At other times we derive a great portion of our pleasures from the mere beauties of nature.[6] Our feelings sally forth and dissipate themselves over the sunny landscape, and we "live abroad and everywhere." The song of the bird, the murmur of the stream, the breathing fragrance of spring, the soft voluptuousness of summer, the golden pomp of autumn; earth with its mantle of refreshing green, and heaven with its deep delicious blue and its cloudy magnificence, all fill us with mute but exquisite delight, and we revel in the luxury of mere sensation. But in the depth of winter, when nature lies despoiled of every charm, and wrapped in her shroud of sheeted snow, we turn for our gratifications to moral sources. The dreariness and desolation of the landscape, the short gloomy days and[7] darksome nights, while they circumscribe our wanderings, shut in our feelings also from rambling abroad, and make us more keenly disposed for the pleasures of the social circle. Our thoughts are more concentrated; our friendly sympathies more aroused. We feel more sensibly the charm of each other's society, and are brought more closely together by dependence on each other for enjoyment. Heart calleth unto heart; and we draw our pleasures from the deep wells of living kindness, which lie in the quiet recesses of our bosoms; and which, when resorted to, furnish forth the pure element of domestic felicity.

There’s something about the season of the year that makes Christmas so special. At other times, we gain a lot of our joy from the beauty of nature. Our feelings overflow as we take in the sunny scenery, and we “live out in the world.” The birds’ songs, the gentle flow of the stream, the sweet scent of spring, the warm embrace of summer, the golden hues of autumn; the earth, dressed in vibrant green, and the sky, in its rich blue with beautiful clouds, all give us quiet yet profound happiness, and we indulge in the richness of simple sensations. But in the heart of winter, when nature is stripped of all its beauty and covered in white snow, we seek our joy from deeper, moral sources. The bleak and empty landscape, the short, dreary days, and the dark nights may limit our physical exploration but also draw our feelings inward, making us more eager for the joys of social connections. Our thoughts become focused; our friendships grow stronger. We appreciate each other’s company more, and our reliance on one another for happiness brings us closer together. Heart speaks to heart; we find joy in the deep reservoirs of kindness that lie in the quiet corners of our hearts, which, when tapped into, provide the pure essence of home happiness.

"Nature lies despoiled of every Charm"
"The Honest Face of Hospitality"

The pitchy gloom without makes the heart dilate on entering the room filled with the glow and warmth of the evening fire. The ruddy blaze diffuses an artificial summer and sunshine through the room, and lights up each countenance into a kindlier welcome. Where does the honest face of hospitality expand into a broader[8] and more cordial smile—where is the shy glance of love more sweetly eloquent—than by the winter fireside? and as the hollow blast of wintry wind rushes through the hall, claps the distant[9] door, whistles about the casement, and rumbles down the chimney, what can be more grateful than that feeling of sober and sheltered security with which we look round upon the comfortable chamber and the scene of domestic hilarity?

The dark, pitchy gloom outside makes your heart swell when you step into the room filled with the glow and warmth of the evening fire. The red blaze spreads an artificial summer and sunshine throughout the room and lights up every face with a friendlier welcome. Where does the genuine face of hospitality show a broader and more heartfelt smile—where is the shy glance of love more beautifully expressive—than by the winter fireside? And as the cold winter wind howls through the hall, slams the distant door, whistles around the window, and rumbles down the chimney, what could feel more comforting than that sense of quiet and secure shelter as we look around at the cozy room and the scene of family joy?

"The Shy Glance of Love"

The English, from the great prevalence of rural habits throughout every class of society, have always been fond of those festivals and holidays which agreeably interrupt the stillness of country life; and they were, in former days, particularly observant of the religious and social rites of Christmas. It is inspiring to read even the dry details which some antiquarians have given of the quaint humours, the burlesque pageants, the complete abandonment to mirth and good-fellowship, with which this festival was celebrated. It seemed to throw open every door, and unlock every heart. It brought the peasant and the peer together, and blended all ranks in one warm generous flow of joy and kindness. The old halls of castles and manor-houses re[10]sounded with the harp and the Christmas carol, and their ample boards groaned under the weight of hospitality. Even the poorest cottage welcomed the festive season with green decorations of bay and holly—the cheerful fire glanced its rays through the lattice, inviting the passenger to raise the latch, and join the gossip knot huddled round the hearth, beguiling the long evening with legendary jokes and oft-told Christmas tales.

The English, with their strong rural traditions across all levels of society, have always enjoyed the festivals and holidays that pleasantly break the calm of country life; and in the past, they paid special attention to the religious and social customs of Christmas. It’s inspiring to read even the mundane details provided by some historians about the quirky humor, the humorous parades, and the total enjoyment of fun and friendship that marked this celebration. It seemed to open every door and warm every heart. It brought together the peasant and the noble, uniting all classes in a flow of joy and kindness. The grand halls of castles and manor houses echoed with the harp and Christmas carols, and their plentiful tables overflowed with hospitality. Even the humblest cottage welcomed the festive season with decorations of bay and holly—the cheerful fire cast its glow through the window, inviting passersby to lift the latch and join the group gathered around the hearth, entertaining the long evening with legendary jokes and familiar Christmas stories.

Old Hall of Castle

One of the least pleasing effects of modern refinement is the havoc it has made among the hearty old holiday customs. It has completely taken off the sharp touchings and spirited reliefs of these embellishments of life, and has worn down society into a more smooth and polished,[11] but certainly a less characteristic surface. Many of the games and ceremonials of Christmas have entirely disappeared, and, like the sherris sack of old Falstaff, are become matters of speculation and dispute among commentators. They flourished in times full of spirit and lustihood, when men enjoyed life roughly, but heartily and vigorously; times wild and picturesque, which have furnished poetry with its richest materials, and the drama with its most attractive variety of characters and manners. The world has become more worldly. There is more of dissipation, and less of enjoyment. Pleasure has expanded into a broader, but a shallower stream, and has forsaken many of those deep and quiet channels where it flowed sweetly through the calm bosom of domestic life. Society has acquired a more enlightened and elegant tone; but it has lost many of its strong local peculiarities, its home-bred feelings, its honest fireside delights. The traditionary customs of golden-hearted antiquity,[12] its feudal hospitalities, and lordly wassailings, have passed away with the baronial castles and stately manor-houses in which they were celebrated. They comported with the shadowy hall, the great oaken gallery, and the tapestried parlour, but are unfitted to the light showy[13] saloons and gay drawing-rooms of the modern villa.

One of the least pleasing effects of modern refinement is the disruption it has caused to the hearty old holiday customs. It has completely removed the sharp touches and spirited details of these life embellishments, wearing society down into a smoother and more polished,[11] but certainly less distinctive surface. Many of the games and rituals of Christmas have entirely disappeared and, like Falstaff's sherris sack, have become subjects of speculation and debate among commentators. They thrived in times that were full of spirit and vitality, when people enjoyed life roughly, but wholeheartedly and energetically; times that were wild and picturesque and furnished poetry with its richest materials and drama with its most engaging variety of characters and manners. The world has become more materialistic. There is more indulgence and less enjoyment. Pleasure has broadened into a wider, but shallower stream and has abandoned many of those deep and quiet channels where it flowed sweetly through the calm heart of domestic life. Society has adopted a more enlightened and elegant tone; however, it has lost many of its strong local quirks, its homegrown feelings, and its genuine fireside joys. The traditional customs of golden-hearted antiquity,[12] along with its feudal hospitality and grand celebrations, have faded away with the baronial castles and stately manor houses where they were once celebrated. These customs suited the shadowy halls, the grand oak galleries, and the tapestry-decorated parlors, but are ill-suited to the bright, showy[13] salons and lively drawing-rooms of the modern villa.

The Great Oaken Gallery

Shorn, however, as it is, of its ancient and festive honours, Christmas is still a period of delightful excitement in England. It is gratifying to see that home-feeling completely aroused which seems to hold so powerful a place in every English bosom. The preparations making on every side for the social board that is again to unite friends and kindred; the presents of good cheer passing and repassing, those tokens of regard, and quickeners of kind feelings; the evergreens distributed about houses and churches, emblems of peace and gladness; all these have the most pleasing effect in producing fond associations, and kindling benevolent sympathies. Even the sound of the waits, rude as may be their minstrelsy, breaks upon the mid-watches of a winter night with the effect of perfect harmony. As I have been awakened by them in that still and solemn hour, "when deep sleep falleth upon[14] man," I have listened with a hushed delight, and connecting them with the sacred and joyous occasion, have almost fancied them into another celestial choir, announcing peace and good-will to mankind.

Shorn of its ancient and festive honors, Christmas is still a time of delightful excitement in England. It's heartwarming to see that deep sense of home, which seems to hold such a powerful place in every English person's heart. The preparations happening all around for the festive table that will bring friends and family together again; the gifts of good food being exchanged, those tokens of affection that enhance warm feelings; the evergreens placed around homes and churches, symbols of peace and joy; all these have a wonderfully pleasing effect in creating fond memories and igniting generous feelings. Even the sound of carolers, rough as their music might be, breaks the stillness of a winter night with perfect harmony. As I’ve been awakened by them in that quiet and solemn hour, "when deep sleep falls upon[14] man," I’ve listened with a quiet joy, and connecting them with the sacred and joyful occasion, I’ve almost imagined them as part of a heavenly choir, announcing peace and goodwill to humanity.

The Waits

How delightfully the imagination, when wrought upon by these moral influences, turns everything to melody and beauty: The very crowing of the cock, who is sometimes heard in the profound repose of the country, "telling the night watches to his feathery dames," was thought by the common people to announce the approach of this sacred festival:[15]

How wonderfully the imagination, influenced by these moral forces, transforms everything into melody and beauty: even the crowing of the rooster, which can be heard in the deep stillness of the countryside, "sharing the night shifts with his feathered ladies," was believed by ordinary people to signal the arrival of this sacred festival:[15]

"Some say that ever 'gainst that season comes
Where we celebrate our Savior's birth,
This bird of dawn sings all night long:
And then, they say, no spirit dares to wander outside;
The nights are good—then no planets collide,
No fairy tricks, no witch has the power to enchant,
"So sacred and so kind is this time."

Amidst the general call to happiness, the bustle of the spirits, and stir of the affections, which prevail at this period, what bosom can remain insensible? It is, indeed, the season of regenerated feeling—the season for kindling, not merely the fire of hospitality in the hall, but the genial flame of charity in the heart.

Amid the widespread push for happiness, the excitement in the air, and the stir of emotions that's common during this time, who can stay unaffected? This is truly a time for renewed feelings—a season to spark not just the warmth of hospitality in our homes, but also the kind and generous spirit of charity in our hearts.

"And sit down Darkling and Repining"

The scene of early love again rises green to memory beyond the sterile waste of years; and the idea of home, fraught with the fragrance of home-dwelling joys, re-animates the drooping spirit,—as the Arabian breeze will sometimes waft the freshness of the distant fields to the weary pilgrim of the desert.

The memory of early love springs back to life, vibrant and lush, beyond the dry emptiness of the years; and the thought of home, filled with the sweet scent of joyful moments spent there, revives the tired spirit—just like the Arabian breeze can sometimes carry the refreshing aroma of far-off fields to a weary traveler in the desert.

Stranger and sojourner as I am in the land—though for me no social hearth may blaze, no[16] hospitable roof throw open its doors, nor the warm grasp of friendship welcome me at the threshold—yet I feel the influence of the season beaming into my soul from the happy looks of those around me. Surely happiness is reflective, like the light of heaven; and every countenance, bright with smiles, and glowing with innocent enjoyment, is a mirror transmitting to others the rays of a supreme and ever-shining benevolence. He who can turn churlishly away from contemplating the felicity of his fellow-beings, and sit down darkling and repining in his loneliness when all around is joyful, may have his moments of strong excitement and selfish gratification, but he wants the genial and social sympathies which constitute the charm of a merry Christmas.

Stranger and traveler as I am in this land—though no warm fire welcomes me, no hospitable roof opens its doors, and no friendly hand greets me at the entrance—I can still feel the season's influence shining into my soul from the happy faces around me. Happiness is definitely contagious, like the light of heaven; every face lit up with smiles and filled with innocent joy reflects the rays of a deep and ever-present kindness. Anyone who can turn away from seeing the joy of others and sit in darkness and discontent while everything around is cheerful may have their moments of excitement and selfish pleasure, but they miss out on the warmth and social connections that make Christmas so delightful.


The Stage Coach
Old Holiday School Song.

The Stage Coach

THE STAGE COACH

I


n the preceding paper I have made some general observations on the Christmas festivities of England, and am tempted to illustrate them by some anecdotes of a Christmas passed in the country; in perusing which I would most courteously invite my reader to lay aside the austerity of wisdom, and to put on that genuine holiday spirit which is tolerant of folly, and anxious only for amusement.
The Three Schoolboys

In the course of a December tour in Yorkshire, I rode for a long distance in one of the public coaches, on the day preceding Christmas.[20] The coach was crowded, both inside and out, with passengers, who, by their talk, seemed principally bound to the mansions of relations or friends to eat the Christmas dinner. It was loaded also with hampers of game, and baskets and boxes of delicacies; and hares hung dangling their long ears about the coachman's box,—presents from distant friends for the impending feast. I had three fine rosy-cheeked schoolboys for my fellow-passengers inside, full of the buxom health and manly spirit which I have observed in the children of this country. They were returning home for the holidays in high glee, and promising themselves a world of enjoyment. It was delightful to hear the gigantic plans of pleasure of the little rogues, and the impracticable feats they were to perform during their six weeks' emancipation[21] from the abhorred thraldom of book, birch, and pedagogue. They were full of anticipations of the meeting with the family and household, down to the very cat and dog; and of the joy they were to give their little sisters by the presents with which their pockets were crammed; but the meeting to which they seemed to look forward with the greatest impatience was with Bantam, which I found to be a pony, and, according to their talk, possessed of more virtues than any steed since the days of Bucephalus. How he could trot! how he could run! and then such leaps as he would take—there was not a hedge in the whole country that he could not clear.

During a December trip in Yorkshire, I traveled for a long time in one of the public coaches on the day before Christmas.[20] The coach was packed, both inside and out, with passengers who, from their chatter, seemed mostly headed to the homes of family or friends to enjoy Christmas dinner. It was also filled with hampers of game, baskets, and boxes of treats, and hares were hanging with their long ears over the coachman's box—gifts from faraway friends for the upcoming feast. Inside, I had three jolly rosy-cheeked schoolboys as fellow passengers, brimming with the healthy vigor and spirited nature I've noticed in kids from this country. They were heading home for the holidays, bubbling with excitement and anticipating a ton of fun. It was a joy to listen to the grand plans for pleasure from the little rascals and the outrageous feats they intended to pull off during their six weeks of freedom[21] from the dreaded control of books, the birch, and their teachers. They were all hyped about reuniting with family and household members, including the cat and dog; but the reunion they looked forward to the most was with Bantam, who turned out to be a pony. According to their chatter, Bantam had more virtues than any horse since Bucephalus. Just how well he could trot! How fast he could run! And those jumps—there was no hedge in the entire country that he couldn’t clear.

The Old English Stage Coachman

They were under the particular guardianship of the coachman, to whom, whenever an opportunity presented, they addressed a host of questions, and pronounced him one of the best fellows in the whole world. Indeed, I could not but notice the more than ordinary air of bustle and[22] importance of the coachman, who wore his hat a little on one side, and had a large bunch of Christmas greens stuck in the button-hole of his coat. He is always a personage full of mighty care and business, but he is particularly so during this season, having so many commissions to execute in consequence of the great interchange of presents. And here, perhaps, it may not be unacceptable to my untravelled readers, to have a sketch that may serve as a general representation of this very numerous and important class of functionaries, who have a dress, a manner, a language, an air, peculiar to themselves, and prevalent throughout the fraternity; so that, wherever an English stage-coachman may be seen, he cannot be mistaken for one of any other craft or mystery.

They were under the care of the coachman, to whom they asked countless questions whenever they got the chance, and declared him one of the best guys in the world. In fact, I couldn’t help but notice the extra hustle and seriousness of the coachman, who wore his hat slightly askew and had a big bunch of Christmas greens pinned in the buttonhole of his coat. He was always a person full of important tasks, but especially so during this season, with so many deliveries to make due to the massive exchange of gifts. And here, it might be helpful for my less-traveled readers to have a description that represents this large and significant group of workers, who has a style, a way of speaking, and an attitude unique to them and common throughout their profession. So, whenever you see an English coachman, you can’t mistake him for someone from another trade or profession.

He has commonly a broad, full face, curiously mottled with red, as if the blood had been forced by hard feeding into every vessel of the skin; he is swelled into jolly dimensions by frequent pota[23]tions of malt liquors, and his bulk is still further increased by a multiplicity of coats, in which he is buried like a cauliflower, the upper one reaching to his heels. He wears a broad-brimmed, low-crowned hat; a huge roll of coloured handkerchief about his neck, knowingly knotted[24] and tucked in at the bosom; and has in summer-time a large bouquet of flowers in his button-hole; the present, most probably, of some enamoured country lass. His waistcoat is commonly of some bright colour, striped; and his small-clothes extend far below the knees, to meet a pair of jockey boots which reach about half-way up his legs.

He usually has a broad, full face, oddly marked with red, as if the blood had been pushed by overeating into every tiny vessel in his skin; he’s puffed up into cheerful proportions by frequent pints of beer, and his size is even more exaggerated by a bunch of coats, in which he is wrapped like a cauliflower, the top one reaching down to his heels. He wears a wide-brimmed, low-crowned hat; a big roll of colorful handkerchief around his neck, cleverly knotted and tucked into his shirt; and in the summer, he has a large bouquet of flowers in his buttonhole, likely a gift from some lovestruck country girl. His waistcoat is usually a bright color with stripes; and his breeches extend well below the knees, meeting a pair of jockey boots that rise about halfway up his legs.

"He throws down the Reins with something of an Air"

All this costume is maintained with much precision; he has a pride in having his clothes of excellent materials; and, notwithstanding the seeming grossness of his appearance, there is still discernible that neatness and propriety of person, which is almost inherent in an Englishman. He enjoys great consequence and consideration along the road; has frequent conferences with the village housewives, who look upon him as a man of great trust and dependence; and he seems to have a good understanding with every bright-eyed country lass. The moment he arrives where the horses are to be changed, he throws down the[25] reins with something of an air, and abandons the cattle to the care of the ostler; his duty being merely to drive from one stage to another. When off the box, his hands are thrust in the pockets of his greatcoat, and he rolls about the inn-yard with an air of the most absolute lordli[26]ness. Here he is generally surrounded by an admiring throng of ostlers, stable-boys, shoe-blacks, and those nameless hangers-on that infest inns and taverns, and run errands, and do all kinds of[27] odd jobs, for the privilege of battening on the drippings of the kitchen and the leakage of the tap-room. These all look up to him as to an oracle; treasure up his cant phrases; echo his opinions about horses and other topics of jockey lore; and, above all, endeavour to imitate his air and carriage. Every ragamuffin that has a coat to his back thrusts his hands in the pockets, rolls in his gait, talks slang, and is an embryo Coachey.

All this outfit is kept up with great care; he takes pride in having clothes made of high-quality materials; and, despite his rough appearance, you can still see the neatness and properness that is almost natural to an Englishman. He carries a lot of importance and respect on the road; has frequent chats with the village housewives, who see him as a reliable and trustworthy man; and he seems to have a good rapport with every bright-eyed country girl. As soon as he arrives where the horses need to be changed, he tosses down the[25] reins with a bit of flair and leaves the care of the horses to the stablehand; his job is just to drive from one stop to the next. Once off the box, he sticks his hands in the pockets of his greatcoat and strolls around the inn yard with an air of complete authority.[26] Here, he is usually surrounded by an admiring crowd of stablehands, young stable boys, shoe shiners, and those nameless hangers-on that swarm inns and taverns, running errands and doing odd jobs, just for the chance to feast on leftovers from the kitchen and drinks from the bar. They all look up to him like he’s a guru; memorize his catchphrases; repeat his opinions about horses and other bits of jockey wisdom; and, most importantly, try to imitate his style and demeanor. Every scruffy kid with a coat on shoves his hands in his pockets, walks with a swagger, talks slang, and becomes a budding coachman.

The Stable Imitators
The Public House
The Housemaid

Perhaps it might be owing to the pleasing serenity that reigned in my own mind, that I fancied I saw cheerfulness in every countenance throughout the journey. A stage coach, however, carries animation always with it, and puts the world in motion as it whirls along. The horn sounded at the entrance of a village, produces a general bustle. Some hasten forth to meet friends; some with bundles and bandboxes to secure places, and in the hurry of the moment can hardly take leave of the group that accompanies[28] them. In the meantime, the coachman has a world of small commissions to execute. Sometimes he delivers a hare or pheasant; sometimes jerks a small parcel or newspaper to the door of a public-house; and sometimes, with knowing leer and words of sly import, hands to some half-blushing, half-laughing housemaid an odd-shaped[29] billet-doux from some rustic admirer. As the coach rattles through the village, every one runs to the window, and you have glances on every side of fresh country faces, and blooming giggling girls. At the corners are assembled juntas of village idlers and wise men, who take their stations there for the important purpose of seeing company pass; but the sagest knot is generally at the blacksmith's, to whom the passing of the coach is an event fruitful of much speculation.[30] The smith, with the horse's heel in his lap, pauses as the vehicle whirls by; the Cyclops round the anvil suspend their ringing hammers, and suffer the iron to grow cool; and the sooty spectre in brown paper cap, labouring at the bellows, leans on the handle for a moment, and permits the[31] asthmatic engine to heave a long-drawn sigh, while he glares through the murky smoke and sulphureous gleams of the smithy.

Maybe it's because of the calmness in my own mind that I thought I saw happiness on everyone’s face during the journey. A stagecoach always brings a certain energy, setting everything in motion as it rolls along. The sound of the horn at the edge of a village creates a general rush. Some people hurry out to greet friends; others rush with bundles and bags to claim their spots, and in the chaos can barely say goodbye to the group that’s accompanying them. Meanwhile, the coach driver has a ton of small tasks to handle. Sometimes he drops off a hare or a pheasant; other times, he throws a small package or newspaper to the door of a pub; and occasionally, with a knowing smile and sly words, he hands an oddly shaped note to a slightly blushing, giggling maid from some country admirer. As the coach clatters through the village, everyone rushes to the windows, and you catch glimpses of fresh country faces and laughing girls. Groups of village bystanders and thinkers gather at the corners, stationed there to watch people go by; but the most insightful gathering is usually at the blacksmith’s, where the passing coach sparks a lot of speculation. The blacksmith, with a horse's hoof in his lap, pauses as the vehicle zooms past; the workers around the anvil stop their ringing hammers and let the metal cool; and the sooty figure in a brown paper cap, working at the bellows, leans on the handle for a moment, letting the wheezing engine let out a long sigh while he stares through the thick smoke and sulfurous light of the smithy.

The Smithy
"Now or never must Music be in Tune"

Perhaps the impending holiday might have given a more than usual animation to the country, for it seemed to me as if everybody was in good looks and good spirits. Game, poultry, and other luxuries of the table, were in brisk circulation in the villages; the grocers', butchers', and fruiterers' shops were thronged with customers. The housewives were stirring briskly about, putting their dwellings in order; and the glossy branches of holly, with their bright red berries, began to appear at the windows. The scene brought to mind an old writer's account of Christmas preparations:—"Now capons and hens, besides turkeys, geese, and ducks, with beef and mutton—must all die; for in twelve days a multitude of people will not be fed with a little. Now plums and spice, sugar and honey, square it among pies and broth. Now or never must[32] music be in tune, for the youth must dance and sing to get them a heat, while the aged sit by the fire. The country maid leaves half[33] her market, and must be sent again, if she forgets a pack of cards on Christmas eve. Great is the contention of Holly and Ivy, whether master or dame wears the breeches. Dice and cards benefit the butler; and if the cook do not lack wit, he will sweetly lick his fingers."

Maybe the upcoming holiday gave the country an extra burst of energy because it felt like everyone was looking great and feeling good. Game, poultry, and other festive treats were flying off the shelves in the villages; the grocery stores, butcher shops, and fruit stands were packed with customers. Housewives were busy tidying up their homes, and the shiny holly branches with their bright red berries started popping up in windows. The scene reminded me of an old writer's description of Christmas preparations:—"Now capons and hens, along with turkeys, geese, and ducks, and beef and mutton—must all be ready; for in twelve days, a large crowd can't be satisfied with just a little. Now plums and spices, sugar and honey, should mix into pies and broth. Now or never must[32] the music be in sync, so the young can dance and sing to warm up while the older folks sit by the fire. The country maid leaves half[33] of her shopping behind and must go back if she forgets a pack of cards on Christmas Eve. There’s a big rivalry between Holly and Ivy over who gets to be in charge. Dice and cards make the butler happy; and if the cook is clever, he’ll be happily licking his fingers."

The Country Maid

I was roused from this fit of luxurious meditation by a shout from my little travelling companions. They had been looking out of the coach-windows for the last few miles, recognising every tree and cottage as they approached home, and now there was a general burst of joy—"There's John! and there's old Carlo! and there's Bantam!" cried the happy little rogues, clapping their hands.

I was pulled out of my moment of blissful thinking by a shout from my little travel buddies. They had been gazing out of the coach windows for the last few miles, spotting every tree and cottage as we got closer to home, and now there was a sudden explosion of joy—“There’s John! And there’s old Carlo! And there’s Bantam!” shouted the happy little rascals, clapping their hands.

The Old Servant and Bantam

At the end of a lane there was an old sober-looking servant in livery waiting for them: he was accompanied by a superannuated pointer, and by the redoubtable Bantam, a little old rat of a pony, with a shaggy mane and long rusty tail, who stood dozing quietly by the roadside,[34] little dreaming of the bustling times that awaited him.

At the end of the lane, there was a serious-looking old servant in a uniform waiting for them. He was with an old pointer dog and the formidable Bantam, a tiny old pony with a shaggy mane and a long, ragged tail, who stood dozing quietly by the side of the road, little dreaming of the busy times that lay ahead of him.[34]

I was pleased to see the fondness with which the little fellows leaped about the steady old footman, and hugged the pointer, who wriggled his whole body for joy. But Bantam was the great object of interest; all wanted to mount at once; and it was with some difficulty that John arranged that they should ride by turns, and the eldest should ride first.

I was happy to see the way the little kids bounced around the steady old footman and hugged the pointer, who wiggled his whole body with joy. But Bantam was the main attraction; everyone wanted to ride him at once, and John had to work hard to organize it so they could take turns, with the oldest getting to ride first.

Off they set at last; one on the pony, with the dog bounding and barking before him, and the[35] others holding John's hands; both talking at once, and overpowering him by questions about home, and with school anecdotes. I looked after them with a feeling in which I do not know whether pleasure or melancholy predominated: for I was reminded of those days when, like them, I had neither known care nor sorrow, and a holiday was the summit of earthly felicity. We stopped a few moments afterwards to water the horses, and on resuming our route, a turn of the road brought us in sight of a neat country-seat. I could just distinguish the forms of a lady and[36] two young girls in the portico, and I saw my little comrades, with Bantam, Carlo, and old John, trooping along the carriage road. I leaned out of the coach-window, in hopes of witnessing the happy meeting, but a grove of trees shut it from my sight.

They finally took off; one on the pony, with the dog bounding and barking ahead of him, and the[35] others holding John's hands; both talking at the same time, bombarding him with questions about home and sharing school stories. I watched them go, feeling a mix of pleasure and sadness: it reminded me of the days when I, like them, knew neither worry nor grief, and a holiday felt like the peak of happiness. We stopped a few moments later to water the horses, and as we continued on our way, a bend in the road revealed a charming country house. I could just make out the figures of a lady and[36] two young girls on the porch, and I saw my little friends, with Bantam, Carlo, and old John, making their way along the carriage road. I leaned out of the coach window, hoping to see the joyful reunion, but a grove of trees blocked my view.

A Neat Country Seat

In the evening we reached a village where I had determined to pass the night. As we drove into the great gateway of the inn, I saw on one side the light of a rousing kitchen fire, beaming through a window. I entered, and admired, for the hundredth time, that picture of convenience, neatness, and broad honest enjoyment, the kitchen of an English inn. It was of spacious dimensions, hung round with copper and tin vessels highly polished, and decorated here and there with a Christmas green. Hams, tongues, and flitches of bacon, were suspended from the ceiling; a smoke-jack made its ceaseless clanking beside the fireplace, and a clock ticked in one corner. A well-scoured deal table extended along[37] one side of the kitchen, with a cold round of beef, and other hearty viands upon it, over which two foaming tankards of ale seemed mounting guard. Travellers of inferior order were preparing to[38] attack this stout repast, while others sat smoking and gossiping over their ale on two high-backed oaken seats beside the fire. Trim housemaids were hurrying backwards and forwards under the directions of a fresh, bustling landlady; but still seizing an occasional moment to exchange a flippant word, and have a rallying laugh, with the group round the fire. The scene completely realised Poor Robin's humble idea of the comforts of mid-winter.

In the evening, we arrived at a village where I decided to spend the night. As we drove through the large entrance of the inn, I noticed the warm glow of a lively kitchen fire shining through a window. I stepped inside and admired, for the hundredth time, that picture of convenience, cleanliness, and genuine enjoyment—the kitchen of an English inn. It was spacious, lined with shiny copper and tin utensils, and decorated here and there with festive greenery. Hams, tongues, and strips of bacon hung from the ceiling; a smoke-jack clanked continuously next to the fireplace, and a clock ticked in one corner. A well-cleaned wooden table stretched along[37] one side of the kitchen, laden with a cold round of beef and other hearty dishes, while two frothy tankards of ale seemed to stand guard over them. Travelers of lesser status were getting ready to[38] dig into this robust meal, while others sat nearby, smoking and chatting over their ale on two high-backed oak chairs beside the fire. Neat housemaids dashed back and forth under the guidance of an energetic landlady, occasionally stopping to exchange a witty remark and share a laugh with the group gathered around the fire. The scene perfectly captured Poor Robin's simple idea of winter comforts.

Inn Kitchen
Now trees their leafy hats do bare,
To reverence Winter's silver hair;
A handsome hostess, merry host,
A pot of ale now and a toast,
Tobacco and a good coal fire,
Are things this season doth require.[A]

I had not been long at the inn when a post-chaise drove up to the door. A young gentleman stepped out, and by the light of the lamps I caught a glimpse of a countenance which I thought I knew. I moved forward to get a nearer view,[39] when his eye caught mine. I was not mistaken; it was Frank Bracebridge, a sprightly good-humoured young fellow, with whom I had once travelled on the Continent. Our meeting was extremely cordial; for the countenance of an old fellow-traveller always brings up the recollection of a thousand pleasant scenes, odd adventures, and excellent jokes. To discuss all these in a transient interview at an inn was impossible; and finding that I was not pressed for time, and was merely making a tour of observation, he insisted that I should give him a day or two at his father's country-seat, to which he was going to pass the holidays, and which lay at a few miles' distance. "It is better than eating a solitary Christmas dinner at an inn," said he; "and I can assure you of a hearty welcome in something of the old-fashion style." His reasoning was cogent; and I must confess the preparation I had seen for universal festivity and social enjoyment had made me feel a little impatient of my loneliness. I[40] closed, therefore, at once with his invitation: the chaise drove up to the door; and in a few moments I was on my way to the family mansion of the Bracebridges.

I hadn't been at the inn for long when a carriage pulled up to the door. A young man got out, and by the light of the lamps, I recognized a familiar face. I stepped forward to get a better look,[39] and our eyes met. I was right; it was Frank Bracebridge, a cheerful and good-natured guy whom I had traveled with once in Europe. Our reunion was very warm; seeing an old travel buddy always brings back memories of countless enjoyable moments, strange adventures, and great jokes. It was impossible to talk about all of that in a brief meeting at an inn, and since I wasn't in a rush and was just on a sightseeing trip, he insisted that I spend a day or two at his father's countryside home, where he was headed for the holidays, just a few miles away. "It's better than having a lonely Christmas dinner at an inn," he said, "and I can promise you a warm welcome in a bit of the old-fashioned style." His argument was convincing, and I have to admit that seeing all the holiday preparations had made me a bit restless with my solitude. So, I gladly accepted his invitation: the carriage pulled up to the door, and in a few moments, I was on my way to the Bracebridge family home.

The Recognition. Tailpiece

FOOTNOTE:

[A] Poor Robin's Almanack, 1684.

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_0__ Poor Robin's Almanack, 1684.


Christmas Eve
Blessing Top
Blessing left
Saint Francis and Saint Benedight
Blesse this house from wicked wight;
From the night-mare and the goblin,
That is hight good-fellow Robin;
Keep it from all evil spirits,
Fairies, weezels, rats, and ferrets:
After curfew
To the next prime number.
Cartwright.
Blessing right
Blessing bottom

The Post-chaise

CHRISTMAS EVE

I


t was a brilliant moonlight night, but extremely cold; our chaise whirled rapidly over the frozen ground; the post-boy smacked his whip incessantly, and a part of the time his horses were on a gallop. "He knows where he is going," said my companion, laughing, "and is eager to arrive in time for some of the merriment and good cheer of the servants' hall. My father, you must know, is a bigoted devotee of the old school, and prides[44] himself upon keeping up something of old English hospitality. He is a tolerable specimen of what you will rarely meet with now-a-days in its purity, the old English country gentleman; for our men of fortune spend so much of their time in town, and fashion is carried so much into the country, that the strong rich peculiarities of ancient rural life are almost polished away. My father, however, from early years, took honest Peacham[B] for his text book, instead of Chesterfield: he determined, in his own mind, that there was no condition more truly honourable and enviable than that of a country gentleman on his paternal lands, and, therefore, passes the whole of his time on his estate. He is a strenuous advocate for the revival of the old rural games and holiday observances, and is deeply read in the writers, ancient and modern, who have treated on the subject. Indeed, his favourite range of reading is among the authors who flourished at least two centuries[45] since; who, he insists, wrote and thought more like true Englishmen than any of their successors. He even regrets sometimes that he had not been born a few centuries earlier, when England was itself, and had its peculiar manners and customs. As he lives at some distance from the main road, in rather a lonely part of the country, without any rival gentry near him, he has that most enviable of all blessings to an Englishman, an opportunity of indulging the bent of his own humour without molestation. Being representative of the oldest family in the neighbourhood, and a great part of the peasantry being his tenants, he is much looked up to, and, in general, is known simply by the appellation of 'The Squire;' a title which has been accorded to the head of the family since time immemorial. I think it best to give you these hints about my worthy old father, to prepare you for any little eccentricities that might otherwise appear absurd."
The Old Primitive Dame

We had passed for some time along the wall[46] of a park, and at length the chaise stopped at the gate. It was in a heavy magnificent old style, of iron bars, fancifully wrought at top into flourishes and flowers. The huge square columns that supported the gate were surmounted by the family crest. Close adjoining was the porter's lodge, sheltered under dark fir-trees, and almost buried in shrubbery.

We had been walking alongside the wall[46] of a park for a while, and finally, the carriage stopped at the gate. It was an impressive old design, made of iron bars that were intricately designed at the top with flourishes and flowers. The large square columns that held up the gate were topped with the family crest. Right next to it was the porter's lodge, nestled under dark fir trees and nearly hidden in the bushes.

The post-boy rang a large porter's bell, which resounded through the still frosty air, and was answered by the distant barking of dogs, with which the mansion-house seemed garrisoned. An old woman immediately appeared at the gate. As the moonlight fell strongly upon her, I had a full view of a little primitive dame, dressed very much in the antique taste, with a neat kerchief and stomacher, and her silver hair peeping from under a cap of snowy whiteness.[47] She came curtseying forth, with many expressions of simple joy at seeing her young master. Her husband, it seems, was up at the house keeping Christmas eve in the servants' hall; they could not do without him, as he was the best hand at a song and story in the household.

The postman rang a big doorbell, which echoed through the chilly air, and was met with the distant barking of dogs that seemed to protect the mansion. An elderly woman quickly appeared at the gate. As the moonlight illuminated her, I got a clear look at a small, old-fashioned lady, dressed in a very traditional style, with a tidy kerchief and bodice, and her silver hair peeking out from under a bright white cap.[47] She curtsied eagerly, showing her simple happiness at seeing her young master. It turned out her husband was up at the house celebrating Christmas eve in the servants’ hall; they couldn't do without him since he was the best storyteller and singer in the household.

"It was in a heavy magnificent old style, of iron bars, fancifully wrought at top into flourishes and flowers."— "It had a grand, old-fashioned design with iron bars, creatively shaped at the top into swirls and flowers."—__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_0__

My friend proposed that we should alight and walk through the park to the hall, which was at no great distance, while the chaise should follow on. Our road wound through a noble avenue of trees, among the naked branches of which the moon glittered as she rolled through the deep vault of a cloudless sky. The lawn beyond was sheeted with a slight covering of snow, which here and there sparkled as the moonbeams caught a frosty crystal; and at a distance might be seen a thin transparent vapour, stealing up from the low grounds, and threatening gradually to shroud the landscape.

My friend suggested we get out and walk through the park to the hall, which wasn't far away, while the carriage followed behind. Our path took us through a grand avenue of trees, with the moon shining through the bare branches as it moved across the deep, cloudless sky. The lawn ahead was lightly covered in snow, which sparkled here and there as the moonlight hit the icy crystals; in the distance, a thin, transparent mist rose from the low ground, gradually threatening to envelop the scene.

My companion looked round him with transport:—"How often," said he, "have I scampered[48] up this avenue, on returning home on school vacations! How often have I played under these trees when a boy! I feel a degree of filial reverence for them, as we look up to those who have cherished us in childhood. My father was always scrupulous in exacting our holidays, and having us around him on family festivals. He used to direct and superintend our games with the strictness that some parents do the studies of their children. He was very particular that we should play the old English games according to their original form; and consulted old books for precedent and authority for every 'merrie disport;' yet I assure you there never was pedantry so delightful. It was the policy of the good old gentleman to make his children feel that home was the happiest place in the world; and I value this delicious home-feeling as one of the choicest gifts a parent can bestow."

My friend looked around with joy:—"How many times," he said, "have I raced[48] down this avenue, coming home for school breaks! How often have I played under these trees as a kid! I have a sense of respect for them, just like we look up to those who cared for us in our childhood. My dad was always careful about making sure we took our holidays and had us around for family celebrations. He used to guide and oversee our games with the same seriousness that some parents have for their kids' studies. He was very particular about us playing the old English games in their traditional way; he would check old books for examples and rules for every fun activity. Yet, I promise you, there was never a time when it felt so pretentious. It was this old gentleman's goal to make his children feel that home was the happiest place in the world; and I cherish this wonderful sense of home as one of the best gifts a parent can give."

"The Little Dogs and All"

We were interrupted by the clangour of a troop of dogs of all sorts and sizes, "mongrel,[49] puppy, whelp and hound, and curs of low degree," that, disturbed by the ringing of the porter's bell, and the rattling of the chaise, came bounding, open-mouthed, across the lawn.

We were interrupted by the noise of a bunch of dogs of all kinds and sizes—mixed breeds, puppies, young ones, and hounds, along with some scruffy ones—who, disturbed by the sound of the porter's bell and the clattering of the carriage, came running across the lawn with their mouths wide open.

The little dogs and all,
Tray, Blanch, and Sweetheart—see they bark at me!"
cried Bracebridge, laughing. At the sound of his[50] voice the bark was changed into a yelp of delight, and in a moment he was surrounded and almost overpowered by the caresses of the faithful animals.
Mistletoe

We had now come in full view of the old family mansion, partly thrown in deep shadow, and partly lit up by the cold moonshine. It was an irregular building of some magnitude, and seemed to be of the architecture of different periods. One wing was evidently very ancient, with heavy stone-shafted bow windows jutting out and overrun with ivy, from among the foliage of which the small diamond-shaped panes of glass glittered with the moonbeams. The rest of the house was in the French taste of Charles the Second's time, having been repaired and altered, as my friend told me, by one of his ancestors, who returned with that monarch at the Restoration. The grounds about the house were laid out in the old formal manner of artificial flower-beds, clipped shrubberies, raised terraces,[51] and heavy stone balustrades, ornamented with urns, a leaden statue or two, and a jet of water. The old gentleman, I was told, was extremely careful to preserve this obsolete finery in all its original state. He admired this fashion in gardening; it had an air of magnificence, was courtly and noble, and befitting good old family style. The boasted imitation of nature in modern gardening had sprung up with modern republican notions, but did not suit a monarchical government; it smacked of the levelling system.—I could not help smiling at this introduction of politics into gardening, though I expressed some apprehension that I should find the old gentleman rather intolerant in his creed.—Frank assured me, however, that it was almost the only instance in which he had ever heard his father meddle with politics; and he believed that he had got this notion from a member of parliament who once passed a few weeks with him. The Squire was glad of any argument to defend his clipped yew-trees and[52] formal terraces, which had been occasionally attacked by modern landscape-gardeners.

We had now come fully into view of the old family mansion, partially in deep shadow and partially illuminated by the cold moonlight. It was an irregularly shaped building of considerable size, and it appeared to be a mix of architectural styles from different periods. One wing was clearly very old, featuring heavy stone-shafted bow windows that jutted out and were covered in ivy, through which the small diamond-shaped panes of glass sparkled in the moonlight. The rest of the house reflected the French style of Charles the Second’s era, having been renovated and altered, as my friend told me, by one of his ancestors who returned with that king during the Restoration. The grounds around the house were laid out in the old formal style, with artificial flower beds, trimmed shrubs, raised terraces,[51] and heavy stone railings adorned with urns, a couple of lead statues, and a fountain. I was told that the old gentleman was very careful to maintain this outdated elegance in its original form. He appreciated this style of gardening; it had an air of grandeur, was dignified and noble, and fitting for a distinguished family. The much-touted imitation of nature in modern gardening had emerged alongside modern republican ideas but didn’t suit a monarchy; it seemed to reflect a leveling ideology. I couldn't help but smile at this mix of politics and gardening, although I expressed some concern that I might find the old gentleman a bit intolerant in his views. Frank reassured me, however, that this was almost the only instance he had ever heard his father engage in politics, and he believed the idea came from a member of parliament who had spent some time with him. The Squire was happy to find any argument to defend his neatly trimmed yew trees and[52] formal terraces, which had occasionally come under criticism from modern landscape gardeners.

As we approached the house, we heard the sound of music, and now and then a burst of laughter from one end of the building. This, Bracebridge said, must proceed from the servants' hall, where a great deal of revelry was permitted, and even encouraged, by the Squire throughout the twelve days of Christmas, provided everything was done conformably to ancient usage. Here were kept up the old games of hoodman blind, shoe the wild mare, hot cockles, steal the white loaf, bob apple, and snapdragon: the Yule log and Christmas candle were regularly[53] burnt, and the mistletoe, with its white berries, hung up, to the imminent peril of all the pretty housemaids.[C]

As we got closer to the house, we heard music and bursts of laughter coming from one side of the building. Bracebridge said it must be coming from the servants' hall, where a lot of partying was allowed— even encouraged— by the Squire during the twelve days of Christmas, as long as everything followed traditional customs. They played the old games of blind man's bluff, shoe the wild mare, hot cockles, steal the white loaf, bobbing for apples, and snapdragon. The Yule log and Christmas candle were regularly[53] burned, and mistletoe with its white berries was hung up, putting all the pretty housemaids in potential danger.[C]

The Squire's Reception

So intent were the servants upon their sports, that we had to ring repeatedly before we could make ourselves heard. On our arrival being[54] announced, the Squire came out to receive us, accompanied by his two other sons; one a young officer in the army, home on leave of absence; the other an Oxonian, just from the university. The Squire was a fine, healthy-looking old gentleman, with silver hair curling lightly round an open florid countenance; in which a physiognomist, with the advantage, like myself, of a previous hint or two, might discover a singular mixture of whim and benevolence.

So focused were the servants on their games that we had to ring the bell several times before they could hear us. When our arrival was announced, the Squire came out to greet us, along with his two other sons; one was a young officer in the army, home on leave, and the other just graduated from university. The Squire was a robust-looking older gentleman, with silver hair gently curling around a warm, rosy face; a keen observer, like me, who had a couple of hints beforehand, could see a unique blend of humor and kindness in his expression.

"The company, which was assembled in a large old-fashioned hall."— "The company gathered in a large, traditional hall."—page 54.

The family meeting was warm and affectionate; as the evening was far advanced, the Squire would not permit us to change our travelling dresses, but ushered us at once to the company, which was assembled in a large old-fashioned hall. It was composed of different branches of a numerous family connection, where there were the usual proportion of old uncles and aunts, comfortably married dames, superannuated spinsters, blooming country cousins, half-fledged striplings, and bright-eyed boarding-school hoydens.[55] They were variously occupied; some at a round game of cards; others conversing around the fireplace; at one end of the hall was a group of the young folks, some nearly grown up, others of a more tender and budding age, fully engrossed by a merry game; and a profusion of wooden horses, penny trumpets, and tattered dolls, about the floor, showed traces of a troop of little fairy beings, who having frolicked through a happy day, had been carried off to slumber through a peaceful night.

The family meeting was warm and friendly; since it was quite late, the Squire wouldn’t let us change out of our travel clothes and took us straight to the group gathered in a large, old-fashioned hall. It included various branches of a big family, featuring the usual mix of old uncles and aunts, comfortably married women, retired single ladies, lively country cousins, teenage boys, and bright-eyed boarding school girls.[55] They were busy with different activities; some were playing a card game, while others chatted around the fireplace. At one end of the hall, a group of young people was engaged in a fun game, with some almost grown up and others younger and just starting to explore. Scattered across the floor were wooden horses, penny trumpets, and worn-out dolls, showing the presence of a bunch of little fairies who had enjoyed a happy day and were now tucked in for a peaceful night’s sleep.

Toys

While the mutual greetings were going on between Bracebridge and his relatives, I had time to scan the apartment. I have called it a hall, for so it had certainly been in old times, and the Squire had evidently endeavoured to restore it to something of its primitive state. Over the heavy projecting fireplace was suspended a picture of a warrior in armour, standing by a white horse, and on the opposite wall hung helmet, buckler, and lance. At one end an enormous pair of antlers were inserted in the wall, the branches serving as hooks on which to suspend hats, whips, and spurs; and in the corners of the apartment were fowling-pieces, fishing-rods, and other sporting implements. The furniture was of the cumbrous workmanship of former days, though some articles of modern convenience had been added, and the oaken floor had been carpeted; so that the whole presented an odd mixture of parlour and hall.

While Bracebridge and his relatives exchanged greetings, I had a moment to look around the apartment. I called it a hall, as it had definitely been one in the past, and the Squire had clearly tried to restore it to something like its original state. Above the heavy, projecting fireplace hung a portrait of a warrior in armor, standing next to a white horse, and on the opposite wall were a helmet, a shield, and a lance. At one end, an enormous set of antlers was mounted on the wall, with the branches used as hooks for hats, whips, and spurs; in the corners of the room were shotguns, fishing rods, and other sporting gear. The furniture was crafted in the bulky style of earlier times, although some modern conveniences had been added, and the oak floor was covered with a carpet, creating a strange blend of parlor and hall.

The Yule Log
The Squire in his Hereditary Chair

The grate had been removed from the wide[57] overwhelming fireplace, to make way for a fire of wood, in the midst of which was an enormous log glowing and blazing, and sending forth a vast volume of light and heat; this I understood was the Yule-log, which the Squire was particular in[58] having brought in and illumined on a Christmas eve, according to ancient custom.[D]

The grate had been taken out of the large[57] impressive fireplace to make room for a wood fire, in the center of which was a huge log glowing and crackling, giving off a massive amount of light and heat; I learned this was the Yule log, which the Squire made a point of bringing in and lighting on Christmas Eve, as per old tradition.[D]

It was really delightful to see the old Squire seated in his hereditary elbow-chair by the hospitable fireside of his ancestors, and looking around him like the sun of a system, beaming warmth and gladness to every heart. Even the very dog that lay stretched at his feet, as he lazily shifted his position and yawned, would look[59] fondly up in his master's face, wag his tail against the floor, and stretch himself again to sleep, confident of kindness and protection. There is an emanation from the heart in genuine hospitality which cannot be described, but is immediately felt, and puts the stranger at once at his ease. I had not been seated many minutes by the comfortable hearth of the worthy cavalier before I found myself as much at home as if I had been one of the family.

It was truly a joy to see the old Squire sitting in his family’s worn elbow chair by the welcoming fireside of his ancestors, looking around like the sun in a solar system, radiating warmth and happiness to everyone. Even the dog lounging at his feet, as he lazily shifted and yawned, would look up fondly at his master, wagging his tail against the floor, and then stretch out again to sleep, secure in the knowledge of kindness and protection. There’s a feeling that comes from the heart in true hospitality that can't be put into words, but it's immediately sensed and makes a stranger feel at ease right away. I hadn’t been sitting for long by the cozy hearth of the kind cavalier before I felt completely at home, as if I were part of the family.

The Family Plate

Supper was announced shortly after our arrival. It was served up in a spacious oaken chamber, the panels of which shone with wax, and around which were several family portraits decorated with holly and ivy. Beside the accustomed lights, two great wax tapers, called Christmas candles, wreathed with greens, were placed on a highly-polished buffet among the family plate. The table was abundantly spread with substantial fare; but the Squire made his supper of frumenty, a dish made of wheat cakes[60] boiled in milk with rich spices, being a standing dish in old times for Christmas eve. I was happy to find my old friend, minced-pie, in the retinue of the feast; and finding him to be perfectly orthodox, and that I need not be ashamed of my predilection, I greeted him with[61] all the warmth wherewith we usually greet an old and very genteel acquaintance.

Supper was announced shortly after we arrived. It was served in a spacious oak room, with shiny waxed panels and several family portraits adorned with holly and ivy. Alongside the usual lamps, two large wax candles, referred to as Christmas candles, were placed on a highly-polished buffet among the family silver, wrapped in greenery. The table was generously spread with hearty food, but the Squire had his supper of frumenty, a dish made of wheat cakes boiled in milk with rich spices, which was a traditional Christmas Eve meal. I was pleased to find my old favorite, minced pie, part of the feast; and realizing it was entirely acceptable and that I didn’t need to hide my fondness for it, I greeted it with all the warmth we usually reserve for an old and very esteemed friend.

Master Simon

The mirth of the company was greatly promoted by the humours of an eccentric personage whom Mr. Bracebridge always addressed with the quaint appellation of Master Simon. He was a tight, brisk little man, with the air of an arrant old bachelor. His nose was shaped like the bill of a parrot; his face slightly pitted with the small-pox, with a dry perpetual bloom on it, like a frost-bitten leaf in autumn. He had an eye of great quickness and vivacity, with a drollery and lurking waggery of expression that was irresistible. He was evidently the wit of the family, dealing very much in[62] sly jokes and innuendoes with the ladies, and making infinite merriment by harpings upon old themes; which, unfortunately, my ignorance of the family chronicles did not permit me to enjoy. It seemed to be his great delight during supper to keep a young girl next him in a continual agony of stifled laughter, in spite of her awe of the reproving looks of her mother, who sat opposite. Indeed, he was the idol of the younger part of the company, who laughed at everything he said or did, and at every turn of his countenance. I could not wonder at it; for he must have been a miracle of accom[63]plishments in their eyes. He could imitate Punch and Judy; make an old woman of his hand, with the assistance of a burnt cork and pocket-handkerchief; and cut an orange into such a ludicrous caricature, that the young folks were ready to die with laughing.

The fun of the gathering was greatly increased by the antics of an eccentric character that Mr. Bracebridge always referred to as Master Simon. He was a short, lively man, with the demeanor of a persistent old bachelor. His nose resembled a parrot's beak; his face had marks from smallpox, with a constant dry blush like a frostbitten leaf in autumn. He had sharp, lively eyes, full of humor and a playful expression that was hard to resist. He was clearly the comedian of the group, often making sly jokes and innuendos with the ladies, and creating endless laughter by riffing on familiar topics, which, unfortunately, I couldn't fully appreciate due to my lack of knowledge about the family history. It seemed to be his greatest enjoyment during dinner to keep a young girl next to him in a constant struggle to hold back her laughter, despite her mother’s disapproving glares from across the table. In fact, he was adored by the younger members of the gathering, who laughed at everything he said or did, and at every shift in his expression. I couldn’t blame them; he must have seemed like a wonder of talent to them. He could mimic Punch and Judy, create an old woman out of his hand using a burnt cork and a handkerchief, and carve an orange into such a funny shape that the kids were nearly in tears from laughing.

Young Girl and Her Mother

I was let briefly into his history by Frank Bracebridge. He was an old bachelor of a small independent income, which by careful management was sufficient for all his wants. He revolved through the family system like a vagrant comet in its orbit; sometimes visiting one branch, and sometimes another quite remote; as is often the case with gentlemen of extensive connections and small fortunes in England. He had a chirping, buoyant disposition, always enjoying the present moment; and his frequent change of scene and company prevented his acquiring those rusty unaccommodating habits with which old bachelors are so uncharitably charged. He was a complete family chronicle, being versed in the genealogy, history,[64] and intermarriages of the whole house of Bracebridge, which made him a great favourite with the old folks; he was a beau of all the elder ladies and superannuated spinsters, among whom he was habitually considered rather a young fellow, and he was a master of the revels among the children; so that there was not a more popular being in the sphere in which he moved than Mr. Simon Bracebridge. Of late years he had resided almost entirely with the Squire, to whom he had become a factotum, and whom he particularly delighted by jumping with his humour in respect to old times, and by having a scrap of an old song to suit every occasion. We had presently a specimen of his last-mentioned talent; for no sooner was supper removed, and spiced wines and other beverages peculiar to the season introduced, than Master Simon was called on for a good old Christmas song. He bethought himself for a moment, and then, with a sparkle of the eye, and a voice that was by no means bad,[65] excepting that it ran occasionally into a falsetto, like the notes of a split reed, he quavered forth a quaint old ditty,—

I got a brief glimpse into his background from Frank Bracebridge. He was an old bachelor with a small but independent income that, through careful budgeting, covered all his needs. He moved through the family like a wandering comet, sometimes visiting one branch and other times a distant one, which often happens with men who have extensive connections but limited wealth in England. He had a cheerful, upbeat personality, always making the most of the moment; his frequent changes of scenery and company kept him from developing the dull, inflexible habits that people often unfairly associate with old bachelors. He was a walking family history, well-versed in the genealogy, history,[64] and intermarriages of the whole Bracebridge clan, making him a favorite among the older folks. He was a charmer for all the older ladies and retired spinsters, who often saw him as quite young, and he was the life of the party among the kids, making Mr. Simon Bracebridge one of the most popular people in his social circle. In recent years, he had mostly lived with the Squire, becoming his right-hand man and delighting him with his humor about the past and having an old song ready for every occasion. We soon got a taste of his singing talent; as soon as supper was cleared away and spiced wines and other seasonal drinks were served, Master Simon was asked to perform a good old Christmas song. He thought for a moment, then, with a twinkle in his eye and a pretty decent voice,[65] except for the occasional falsetto that sounded like a split reed, he launched into a quirky old tune,—

Now Christmas has come,
Let's play the drum,
And call all our neighbours together;
And when they show up,
Let's bring them such cheer,
As will keep out the wind and the weather, etc.
The Old Harper
The supper had disposed every one to gaiety, and an old harper was summoned from the[66] servants' hall, where he had been strumming all the evening, and to all appearance comforting himself with some of the Squire's home-brewed. He was a kind of hanger-on, I was told, of the establishment, and though ostensibly a resident of the village, was oftener to be found in the Squire's kitchen than his own home, the old gentleman being fond of the sound of "harp in hall."

The dance, like most dances after supper, was a merry one; some of the older folks joined in it, and the Squire himself figured down several couples with a partner with whom he affirmed he had danced at every Christmas for nearly half-a-century. Master Simon, who seemed to be a kind of connecting link between the old times and the new, and to be withal a little antiquated in the taste of his accomplishments, evidently piqued himself on his dancing, and was endeavouring to gain credit by the heel and toe, rigadoon, and other graces of the ancient school; but he had[67] unluckily assorted himself with a little romping girl from boarding-school, who, by her wild vivacity, kept him continually on the stretch, and defeated all his sober attempts at elegance;—such are the ill-assorted matches to which antique gentlemen are unfortunately prone!

The dance, like most after-dinner dances, was a lively one; some of the older folks joined in, and the Squire himself danced with several partners, claiming he had danced with one of them every Christmas for almost fifty years. Master Simon, who seemed to be a link between the old days and the new, and was a bit outdated in his taste for dancing, clearly took pride in his skills. He was trying to impress with his heel and toe, rigadoon, and other old-school moves; but he had[67] unfortunately paired up with a lively girl from boarding school, who, with her wild energy, kept him constantly on his toes and ruined all his serious attempts at grace;—such are the mismatched pairings that old gentlemen often fall into!

Master Simon Dancing
The Oxonian and his Maiden Aunt

The young Oxonian, on the contrary, had led out one of his maiden aunts, on whom the rogue played a thousand little knaveries with impunity; he was full of practical jokes, and his delight was to tease his aunts and cousins; yet, like all[69] madcap youngsters, he was a universal favourite among the women. The most interesting couple in the dance was the young officer and a ward of the Squire's, a beautiful blushing girl of seventeen. From several shy glances which I had noticed in the course of the evening, I suspected there was a little kindness growing up between them; and, indeed, the young soldier was just the hero to captivate a romantic girl. He was tall, slender, and handsome, and, like most young British officers of late years, had picked up various small accomplishments on the Continent—he could talk French and Italian—draw landscapes, sing very tolerably—dance divinely; but, above all, he had been wounded at Waterloo:—what girl of seventeen, well read in poetry and romance, could resist such a mirror of chivalry and perfection!

The young guy from Oxford, on the other hand, had taken one of his maiden aunts out, and he played all sorts of little tricks on her with no consequences. He was full of practical jokes, and his joy came from teasing his aunts and cousins; yet, like all wild young kids, he was a popular favorite among the women. The most interesting couple at the dance was the young officer and a ward of the Squire's, a beautiful, blush-worthy girl of seventeen. From several shy glances I noticed throughout the evening, I suspected a little romance brewing between them; and, indeed, the young soldier was just the kind of hero to charm a romantic girl. He was tall, slender, and handsome, and like most young British officers in recent years, he had picked up various small skills while traveling in Europe—he could speak French and Italian, draw landscapes, sing reasonably well, and dance beautifully; but above all, he had been wounded at Waterloo: what seventeen-year-old girl, well-versed in poetry and romance, could resist such a shining example of chivalry and perfection!

The Young Officer with his Guitar

The moment the dance was over, he caught up a guitar, and lolling against the old marble fireplace, in an attitude which I am half inclined[70] to suspect was studied, began the little French air of the Troubadour. The Squire, however, exclaimed against having anything on Christmas eve but good old English; upon which the young minstrel, casting up his eye for a moment, as if in[71] an effort of memory, struck into another strain, and, with a charming air of gallantry, gave Herrick's "Night-Piece to Julia:"—

The moment the dance ended, he grabbed a guitar and leaned against the old marble fireplace in a way that I suspect was intentional, and started playing a little French tune like a Troubadour. The Squire, however, objected to anything other than classic English songs on Christmas Eve. In response, the young minstrel looked up for a moment, as if trying to remember, then shifted into another tune and, with a charming touch of gallantry, played Herrick's "Night-Piece to Julia:"—

Her eyes the glow-worm lend thee,
The shooting stars attend thee,
And the elves too,
Whose little eyes shine
Like the sparks of fire, befriend thee.

No Will-o'-the-Wisp mislight thee;
Nor snake or glow-worm bite thee;
But on your way,
Not staying over,
Since ghost there is none to affright thee.

Then let not the dark thee cumber;
What though the moon does slumber,
The night stars
Will lend you their light,
Like tapers clear without number.

Then, Julia, let me woo thee,
Thus, thus to come unto me;
And when I meet
Your silvery feet,
My soul I'll pour into thee.

The song might have been intended in com[72]pliment to the fair Julia, for so I found his partner was called, or it might not; she, however, was certainly unconscious of any such application, for she never looked at the singer, but kept her eyes cast upon the floor. Her face was suffused, it is true, with a beautiful blush, and there was a gentle heaving of the bosom, but all that was doubtless caused by the exercise of the dance; indeed, so great was her indifference, that she was amusing herself with plucking to pieces a choice bouquet of hothouse flowers, and by the time the song was concluded, the nosegay lay in ruins on the floor.

The song might have been meant as a compliment to the lovely Julia, as I discovered was her name, or maybe it wasn't; she, however, clearly had no idea about any such intention, since she never looked at the singer and kept her gaze fixed on the floor. Her face did have a beautiful blush, and there was a gentle rise and fall of her chest, but that was probably just from dancing; in fact, she was so indifferent that she was busy tearing apart a fancy bouquet of hothouse flowers, and by the time the song ended, the bouquet was in shambles on the floor.

The party now broke up for the night with the kind-hearted old custom of shaking hands. As I passed through the hall, on the way to my chamber, the dying embers of the Yule-clog still sent forth a dusky glow; and had it not been the season when "no spirit dares stir abroad," I should have been half tempted to steal from my room at midnight, and peep whether the fairies might not be at their revels about the hearth.

The party wrapped up for the night with the old, warm tradition of shaking hands. As I walked through the hall on my way to my room, the dying embers of the Yule-clog still gave off a faint glow; and if it weren't for the time of year when "no spirit dares stir abroad," I would have been tempted to sneak out of my room at midnight and see if the fairies were having their festivities around the hearth.

"Indeed, so great was her indifference, that she was amusing herself with plucking to pieces a choice bouquet of hot-house flowers."—page 72. "She was so indifferent that she entertained herself by tearing apart a beautiful bouquet of greenhouse flowers."—page 72.

My chamber was in the old part of the mansion, the ponderous furniture of which might have been fabricated in the days of the giants. The room was panelled with cornices of heavy carved-work, in which flowers and grotesque faces were strangely intermingled; and a row of black-looking portraits stared mournfully at me from the walls. The bed was of rich though faded damask, with a lofty tester, and stood in a niche opposite a bow-window. I had scarcely got into bed when a strain of music seemed to break forth in the air just below the window. I listened, and found it proceeded from a band, which I concluded to be the waits from some neighbouring village. They went round the house, playing under the windows. I drew aside the curtains, to hear them more distinctly. The moonbeams fell through the upper part of the casement, partially lighting up the antiquated apartment. The sounds, as they receded, became more soft and aërial, and seemed to accord with quiet and moonlight. I listened[74] and listened—they became more and more tender and remote, and, as they gradually died away, my head sank upon the pillow and I fell asleep.

My room was in the old part of the mansion, filled with heavy furniture that looked like it could have been made in the days of giants. The walls were paneled with elaborate cornices, featuring a mix of flowers and strange faces, while a row of dark, brooding portraits glared at me from the walls. The bed, covered in rich but faded damask with a tall canopy, was nestled in a nook across from a bay window. I had barely settled in when I heard music seem to float through the air just below the window. I listened and figured it was a band, probably the carolers from a nearby village. They moved around the house, playing under the windows. I pulled back the curtains to hear them better. Moonlight streamed through the upper part of the window, partially illuminating the old-fashioned room. The music, as it faded away, became softer and more ethereal, perfectly matching the quiet and the moonlight. I listened and listened—it became increasingly gentle and distant, and as it gradually disappeared, my head sank onto the pillow, and I fell asleep.

Asleep Asleep

FOOTNOTES:

[B] Peacham's Complete Gentleman, 1622.

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_0__ Peacham's Complete Gentleman, 1622.

[C] See Note A.

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_0__ See __A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_1__.

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_0__ See Note B


Christmas Day
The Children's Carol

Christmas Day

CHRISTMAS DAY

W


hen I awoke the next morning, it seemed as if all the events of the preceding evening had been a dream, and nothing but the identity of the ancient chamber convinced me of their reality. While I lay musing on my pillow, I heard the sound of little feet[78] pattering outside of the door, and a whispering consultation. Presently a choir of small voices chanted forth an old Christmas carol, the burden of which was,
Rejoice, our Saviour he was born
On Christmas Day in the morning.
The Children's Carol

I rose softly, slipped on my clothes, opened the[79] door suddenly, and beheld one of the most beautiful little fairy groups that a painter could imagine. It consisted of a boy and two girls, the eldest not more than six, and lovely as seraphs. They were going the rounds of the house, and singing at every chamber-door; but my sudden appearance frightened them into mute bashfulness. They remained for a moment playing on their lips with their fingers, and now and then stealing a shy glance, from under their eyebrows, until, as if by one impulse, they scampered away, and as they turned an angle of the gallery, I heard them laughing in triumph at their escape.

I woke up quietly, put on my clothes, opened the[79] door quickly, and saw one of the most beautiful little fairy groups that an artist could dream of. It was made up of a boy and two girls, the oldest no more than six, and as lovely as angels. They were making their way around the house, singing at each bedroom door; but my sudden appearance startled them into shy silence. They lingered for a moment, playing with their lips using their fingers, and occasionally stealing a bashful glance from under their eyebrows, until, almost as if they were all connected, they dashed away. As they turned a corner of the hallway, I heard them laughing joyfully at their escape.

Robin on the Mountain Ash

Everything conspired to produce kind and happy feelings in this stronghold of old-fashioned hospitality. The window of my chamber looked out upon what in summer would have been a beautiful landscape. There was a sloping lawn, a fine stream winding at the foot of it, and a tract of park beyond, with noble clumps of trees, and herds of deer. At a distance was a neat hamlet,[80] with the smoke from the cottage chimneys hanging over it; and a church with its dark spire in strong relief against the clear cold sky. The house was surrounded with evergreens, according to the English custom, which would have given almost an appearance of summer; but the morning was extremely frosty; the light vapour of the preceding evening had been precipitated by the cold, and covered all the trees and every blade of grass with its fine crystallisations. The rays of a bright morning sun had a dazzling effect among the glitter[81]ing foliage. A robin, perched upon the top of a mountain-ash that hung its clusters of red berries just before my window, was basking himself in the sunshine, and piping a few querulous notes; and a peacock was displaying all the glories of his train, and strutting with the pride and gravity of a Spanish grandee on the terrace-walk below.

Everything came together to create warm and happy feelings in this stronghold of traditional hospitality. The window of my room faced what would have been a beautiful landscape in summer. There was a sloping lawn, a lovely stream at its base, and a stretch of parkland beyond, filled with majestic clusters of trees and herds of deer. In the distance was a tidy village,[80] with smoke rising from the cottage chimneys, and a church with its dark spire standing out clearly against the crisp blue sky. The house was surrounded by evergreens, following the English custom, which almost gave it a summery look; however, the morning was extremely frosty. The light mist from the previous evening had been frozen by the cold, covering all the trees and each blade of grass with fine crystals. The rays of the bright morning sun created a dazzling effect among the sparkling[81] foliage. A robin, perched atop a mountain-ash laden with clusters of red berries right outside my window, was soaking up the sun and singing a few querulous notes; meanwhile, a peacock was showing off the splendor of his feathers and strutting with the pride and seriousness of a Spanish grandee on the terrace below.

Master Simon as Clerk

I had scarcely dressed myself, when a servant appeared to invite me to family prayers. He showed me the way to a small chapel in the old wing of the house, where I found the principal part of the family already assembled in a kind of gallery, furnished with cushions, hassocks, and large prayer-books; the servants were seated on benches below. The old gentleman read prayers from a desk in front of the gallery, and Master Simon acted as clerk,[82] and made the responses; and I must do him the justice to say that he acquitted himself with great gravity and decorum.

I had just finished getting dressed when a servant came to invite me to family prayers. He led me to a small chapel in the old part of the house, where I found most of the family already gathered in a sort of gallery, complete with cushions, hassocks, and large prayer books; the servants were sitting on benches below. The older gentleman was reading prayers from a desk in front of the gallery, and Master Simon was acting as the clerk, making the responses. I have to give him credit for handling his role with seriousness and respect.[82]

The service was followed by a Christmas carol, which Mr. Bracebridge himself had constructed from a poem of his favourite author, Herrick; and it had been adapted to an old church melody by Master Simon. As there were several good voices among the household, the effect was extremely pleasing; but I was particularly gratified by the exaltation of heart, and sudden sally of grateful feeling, with which the worthy Squire delivered one stanza: his eyes glistening, and his voice rambling out of all the bounds of time and tune:

The service was followed by a Christmas carol that Mr. Bracebridge had created from a poem by his favorite author, Herrick; it was set to an old church melody by Master Simon. With several strong voices in the household, the result was really enjoyable; but I was especially touched by the genuine emotion and burst of gratitude with which the kind Squire sang one stanza, his eyes shining and his voice wandering beyond the limits of time and tune:

"'Tis Thou that crown'st my glittering hearth
With carefree joy,
And give me bowls of wassail to drink,
Spiced to the max:
Lord, it's Your bountiful hand
That pollutes my land;
And you give me for my bushel sown,
"Twenty for one."

I afterwards understood that early morning service was read on every Sunday and saint's day throughout the year, either by Mr. Bracebridge or by some member of the family. It was once almost universally the case at the seats of the nobility and gentry of England, and it is much to be regretted that the custom is fallen into neglect; for the dullest observer must be sensible of the order and serenity prevalent in those households, where the occasional exercise of a beautiful form of worship in the morning gives, as it were, the key-note to every temper for the day, and attunes every spirit to harmony.

I later realized that morning services were held every Sunday and saint's day throughout the year, either by Mr. Bracebridge or by someone in the family. This was once a common practice among the nobility and gentry in England, and it's really unfortunate that the custom has fallen out of favor. Even the most casual observer can see the order and calm present in those households where the regular practice of a lovely form of worship in the morning sets the right tone for the day and aligns everyone's spirit in harmony.

Our breakfast consisted of what the Squire denominated true old English fare. He indulged in some bitter lamentations over modern breakfasts of tea-and-toast, which he censured as among the causes of modern effeminacy and weak nerves, and the decline of old English heartiness; and though he admitted them to his table to suit the palates of his guests, yet there was a brave[84] display of cold meats, wine and ale, on the sideboard.

Our breakfast was what the Squire called true old English food. He expressed some strong opinions about modern breakfasts of tea and toast, criticizing them as part of the reasons for today's weakness and sensitivity, as well as the decline of traditional English robustness. Though he allowed them at his table to accommodate his guests' tastes, there was still a bold[84] spread of cold meats, wine, and ale on the sideboard.

Breakfast

After breakfast I walked about the grounds with Frank Bracebridge and Master Simon, or Mr. Simon, as he was called by everybody but the Squire. We were escorted by a number of gentlemen-like dogs, that seemed loungers about the establishment; from the frisking spaniel to the steady old stag-hound; the last of which was[85] of a race that had been in the family time out of mind: they were all obedient to a dog-whistle which hung to Master Simon's button-hole, and in the midst of their gambols would glance an eye occasionally upon a small switch he carried in his hand.

After breakfast, I strolled around the grounds with Frank Bracebridge and Master Simon, or Mr. Simon, as everyone called him except for the Squire. We were accompanied by a bunch of gentlemanly dogs that seemed to hang around the place; from the playful spaniel to the reliable old stag-hound, the last of which was[85] from a breed that had been in the family for ages. They all responded to a dog-whistle that hung from Master Simon's buttonhole and would occasionally take a quick glance at a small switch he carried in his hand while playing.

Viewing the Dogs

The old mansion had a still more venerable look in the yellow sunshine than by pale moonlight; and I could not but feel the force of the Squire's idea, that the formal terraces, heavily moulded balustrades, and clipped yew-trees, carried with them an air of proud aristocracy. There appeared to be an unusual number of peacocks about the place, and I was making some remarks upon what I termed a flock of them, that were basking under a sunny wall, when I was gently corrected in my phraseology by Master Simon, who told me that, according to the most ancient and approved treatise on hunting, I must say a muster of peacocks. "In the same way," added he, with a slight air of pedantry, "we say a flight of doves or swallows, a bevy of quails, a herd of deer, of wrens, or cranes, a skulk of foxes, or a building of rooks." He went on to inform me that, according to Sir Anthony Fitzherbert, we ought to ascribe to this bird "both understanding and glory; for being praised, he will presently set[87] up his tail chiefly against the sun, to the intent you may the better behold the beauty thereof. But at the fall of the leaf, when his tail falleth, he will mourn and hide himself in corners, till his tail come again as it was."

The old mansion looked even more impressive in the yellow sunlight than in the pale moonlight, and I couldn’t help but appreciate the Squire's idea that the formal terraces, heavily decorated balustrades, and neatly trimmed yew trees carried a sense of proud aristocracy. There seemed to be an unusually high number of peacocks around the place, and I was making some comments about what I called a flock of them, basking under a sunny wall, when Master Simon gently corrected my terminology. He told me that, according to the oldest and most respected treatise on hunting, I should refer to them as a muster of peacocks. "Similarly," he added, with a bit of a pedantic tone, "we say a flight of doves or swallows, a bevy of quails, a herd of deer, a kettle of wrens or cranes, a skulk of foxes, or a building of rooks." He then informed me that, according to Sir Anthony Fitzherbert, we should credit this bird with "both understanding and glory; for when praised, it will lift up its tail primarily against the sun, so you can better appreciate its beauty. But when the leaves fall and its tail drops, it will mourn and hide in corners until its tail returns to its former glory."

I could not help smiling at this display of small erudition on so whimsical a subject; but I found that the peacocks were birds of some consequence at the hall, for Frank Bracebridge informed me that they were great favourites with his father, who was extremely careful to keep up the breed; partly because they belonged to chivalry, and were in great request at the stately banquets of the olden time; and partly because they had a pomp and magnificence about them, highly becoming an old family mansion. Nothing, he was accustomed to say, had an air of greater state and dignity than a peacock perched upon an antique stone balustrade.

I couldn't help but smile at this little display of knowledge on such a quirky subject; but I realized that the peacocks were quite important at the hall. Frank Bracebridge told me that they were his father's favorites, who took great care to maintain the breed. This was partly because peacocks were associated with chivalry and were highly sought after at the grand feasts of the past, and partly because they had a grandeur that suited an old family mansion perfectly. He often said that nothing looked more regal and dignified than a peacock sitting on an antique stone railing.

Master Simon going to Church

Master Simon had now to hurry off, having an appointment at the parish church with the[88] village choristers, who were to perform some music of his selection. There was something extremely agreeable in the cheerful flow of animal spirits of the little man; and I confess I had been somewhat surprised at his apt quotations from authors who certainly were not in the range of every-day[89] reading. I mentioned this last circumstance to Frank Bracebridge, who told me with a smile that Master Simon's whole stock of erudition was confined to some half-a-dozen old authors, which the Squire had put into his hands, and which he read over and over, whenever he had a studious fit; as he sometimes had on a rainy day, or a long winter evening. Sir Anthony Fitzherbert's Book of Husbandry; Markham's Country Contentments; the Tretyse of Hunting, by Sir Thomas Cockayne, Knight; Izaak Walton's Angler, and two or three more such ancient worthies of the pen, were his standard authorities; and, like all men who know but a few books, he looked up to them with a kind of idolatry, and quoted them on all occasions. As to his songs, they were chiefly picked out of old books in the Squire's library, and adapted to tunes that were popular among the choice spirits of the last century. His practical application of scraps of literature, however, had caused him to be looked[90] upon as a prodigy of book-knowledge by all the grooms, huntsmen, and small sportsmen of the neighbourhood.

Master Simon had to rush off, as he had an appointment at the parish church with the[88] village choristers, who were going to perform some music he had chosen. There was something really pleasant about the cheerful energy of the little man; and I admit I was a bit surprised by his smart quotes from authors who definitely weren’t in the realm of everyday[89] reading. I mentioned this to Frank Bracebridge, who smiled and told me that Master Simon's entire knowledge was limited to about half a dozen old authors that the Squire had given him, which he read repeatedly whenever he felt studious; which he sometimes did on a rainy day or a long winter evening. Sir Anthony Fitzherbert's Book of Husbandry; Markham's Country Contentments; the Tretyse of Hunting, by Sir Thomas Cockayne, Knight; Izaak Walton's Angler, along with a couple of other old classics, were his go-to references; and, like many who know just a few books, he looked up to them with a sort of worship and quoted them at every opportunity. As for his songs, they were mainly taken from old books in the Squire's library and set to tunes that were popular among the elite of the last century. His practical use of bits of literature had led the local grooms, huntsmen, and casual sportsmen to regard him as a wonder of book knowledge.[90]

While we were talking we heard the distant toll of the village bell, and I was told that the Squire was a little particular in having his household at church on a Christmas morning; considering it a day of pouring out of thanks and rejoicing; for, as old Tusser observed,

While we were chatting, we heard the distant ringing of the village bell, and I was told that the Squire was a bit particular about having his family at church on Christmas morning; seeing it as a day for giving thanks and celebrating; because, as old Tusser noted,

"At Christmas be merry, and thankful withal,
"And feed your poor neighbors, both the rich and the poor."

"If you are disposed to go to church," said Frank Bracebridge, "I can promise you a specimen of my cousin Simon's musical achievements. As the church is destitute of an organ, he has formed a band from the village amateurs, and established a musical club for their improvement; he has also sorted a choir, as he sorted my father's pack of hounds, according to the directions of Jervaise Markham, in his Country Contentments; for the bass he has sought out all the[91] 'deep, solemn mouths,' and for the tenor the 'loud ringing mouths,' among the country bumpkins; and for 'sweet mouths,' he has culled with curious taste among the prettiest lasses in the neighbourhood; though these last, he affirms, are the most difficult to keep in tune; your pretty female singer being exceedingly wayward and capricious, and very liable to accident."

"If you feel like going to church," said Frank Bracebridge, "I can guarantee you a sample of my cousin Simon's musical talents. Since the church doesn't have an organ, he's put together a band made up of local amateurs and started a music club to help them improve. He has also organized a choir, much like he arranged my father's pack of hounds, following the guidelines from Jervaise Markham's Country Contentments; for the bass, he's gathered all the 'deep, solemn voices' he could find, and for the tenor, he's selected the 'loud ringing voices' from the local farmers. As for the 'sweet voices,' he's carefully chosen from among the prettiest girls in the area, although he claims these last ones are the hardest to keep in tune; pretty female singers tend to be quite temperamental and prone to mishaps."

The Village Church

As the morning, though frosty, was remarkably[92] fine and clear, the most of the family walked to the church, which was a very old building of gray stone, and stood near a village, about half-a-mile from the park gate. Adjoining it was a low snug parsonage, which seemed coeval with the church. The front of it was perfectly matted with a yew-tree that had been trained against its walls, through the dense foliage of which apertures had been formed to admit light into the small antique lattices. As we passed this sheltered nest, the parson issued forth and preceded us.

As the morning was cold but surprisingly fine and clear, most of the family walked to the church, an ancient gray stone building located near a village about half a mile from the park gate. Next to it was a cozy little parsonage that looked like it had been there just as long as the church. The front was completely covered with a yew tree that had been carefully shaped against the walls, with openings created in the thick foliage to let light into the small, old-fashioned windows. As we passed by this sheltered spot, the parson came out and led the way.

The Parson

I had expected to see a sleek well-conditioned pastor, such as is often found in a snug living in the vicinity of a rich patron's table; but I was disappointed. The parson was a little, meagre, black-looking man, with a grizzled wig that was too wide, and stood off from each ear; so that his head seemed to have shrunk away within it, like a dried filbert in its shell. He wore a rusty coat, with great skirts, and pockets that would[93] have held the church Bible and prayer-book; and his small legs seemed still smaller, from being planted in large shoes, decorated with enormous buckles.

I expected to see a slim, well-groomed pastor, like the ones you often find snugly settled near a wealthy patron’s table; but I was let down. The clergyman was a small, thin, dark-looking man, with a grizzled wig that was too big and stuck out from each ear, making his head look like it had shrunk inside it, similar to a dried hazelnut in its shell. He wore a worn-out coat with long flaps and pockets that could[93] have held the church Bible and prayer book; and his tiny legs looked even smaller because they were squeezed into large shoes adorned with huge buckles.

I was informed by Frank Bracebridge that the parson had been a chum of his father's at[94] Oxford, and had received this living shortly after the latter had come to his estate. He was a complete black-letter hunter, and would scarcely read a work printed in the Roman character. The editions of Caxton and Wynkin de Worde were his delight; and he was indefatigable in his researches after such old English writers as have fallen into oblivion from their worthlessness. In deference, perhaps, to the notions of Mr. Bracebridge, he had made diligent investigations into the festive rights and holiday customs of former times; and had been as zealous in the inquiry, as if he had been a boon companion; but it was merely with that plodding spirit with which men of adust temperament follow up any track of study, merely because it is denominated learning; indifferent to its intrinsic nature, whether it be the illustration of the wisdom, or of the ribaldry and obscenity of antiquity. He had poured over these old volumes so intensely, that they seemed to have been reflected into his countenance indeed;[95] which, if the face be an index of the mind, might be compared to a title-page of black-letter.

I was told by Frank Bracebridge that the parson had been friends with his father at[94] Oxford and had taken this position shortly after his father got his estate. He was really into old books and would barely read anything printed in modern type. The works of Caxton and Wynkin de Worde brought him joy, and he tirelessly searched for old English writers who had been forgotten because their work was not good enough. Maybe out of respect for Mr. Bracebridge’s ideas, he had thoroughly explored the festive traditions and holiday customs of the past; he was as enthusiastic in this investigation as if he were a drinking buddy, but it was just that diligent pursuit typical of serious-minded people chasing any academic interest, regardless of its nature—whether it showcased wisdom or the vulgarity of history. He had studied these old texts so intently that they seemed to be reflected in his expression,[95] which, if the face reflects the mind, could be likened to a title page in old-fashioned type.

"On reaching the church-porch, we found the parson rebuking the gray-headed sexton for having used mistletoe."—page 95. "When we got to the church porch, we saw the priest scolding the old sexton for using mistletoe."—page 95.

On reaching the church-porch, we found the parson rebuking the gray-headed sexton for having used mistletoe among the greens with which the church was decorated. It was, he observed, an unholy plant, profaned by having been used by the Druids in their mystic ceremonies; and though it might be innocently employed in the festive ornamenting of halls and kitchens, yet it had been deemed by the Fathers of the Church as unhallowed, and totally unfit for sacred purposes. So tenacious was he on this point, that the poor sexton was obliged to strip down a great part of the humble trophies of his taste, before the parson would consent to enter upon the service of the day.

As we reached the church porch, we found the pastor scolding the elderly sexton for using mistletoe in the decorations for the church. He pointed out that it was an unholy plant, corrupted by its use in Druidic ceremonies; and while it might be harmless when used to decorate homes and kitchens for festivities, the Church Fathers deemed it inappropriate and completely unsuitable for sacred purposes. He was so stubborn about this that the poor sexton had to take down a significant portion of his decorations before the pastor would agree to begin the service of the day.

The interior of the church was venerable but simple; on the walls were several mural monuments of the Bracebridges, and just beside the[96] altar was a tomb of ancient workmanship, on which lay the effigy of a warrior in armour, with his legs crossed, a sign of his having been a crusader. I was told it was one of the family who had signalised himself in the Holy Land, and the same whose picture hung over the fireplace in the hall.

The inside of the church was old but straightforward; the walls featured several mural monuments of the Bracebridges, and right next to the[96] altar was a tomb crafted long ago, on which rested the figure of a warrior in armor, with his legs crossed, indicating that he had been a crusader. I was informed it was one of the family members who had made a name for himself in the Holy Land, and the same one whose portrait was displayed above the fireplace in the hall.

Effigy of a Warrior

During service, Master Simon stood up in the pew, and repeated the responses very audibly; evincing that kind of ceremonious devotion punctually observed by a gentleman of the old school, and a man of old family connections. I observed, too, that he turned over the leaves of a folio prayer-book with something of a flourish; possibly to show off an enormous seal-ring which[97] enriched one of his fingers, and which had the look of a family relic. But he was evidently most solicitous about the musical part of the service, keeping his eye fixed intently on the choir, and beating time with much gesticulation and emphasis.

During the service, Master Simon stood up in the pew and loudly recited the responses, showing a kind of formal devotion typical of an old-school gentleman with family connections. I also noticed that he turned the pages of a large prayer book with a bit of a flourish, likely to show off a huge seal ring that[97] adorned one of his fingers, which looked like a family heirloom. However, he seemed most concerned about the musical part of the service, keeping his gaze fixed intently on the choir and rhythmically keeping time with much hand movement and emphasis.

"The orchestra was in a small gallery, and presented a most whimsical grouping of heads."—page 97. "The orchestra was in a small gallery and showcased a very whimsical collection of faces."—page 97.
The Village Choir
The Village Tailor

The orchestra was in a small gallery, and presented a most whimsical grouping of heads,[98] piled one above the other, among which I particularly noticed that of the village tailor, a pale fellow with a retreating forehead and chin, who played on the clarionet, and seemed to have blown his face to a point; and there was another, a short pursy man, stooping and labouring at a bass viol, so as to show nothing but the top of a round bald head, like the egg of an ostrich. There were two or three pretty faces among the female[99] singers, to which the keen air of a frosty morning had given a bright rosy tint; but the gentlemen choristers had evidently been chosen, like old Cremona fiddles, more for tone than looks; and as several had to sing from the same book, there were clusterings of odd physiognomies, not unlike those groups of cherubs we sometimes see on country tombstones.

The orchestra was in a small balcony, showcasing a quirky collection of faces,[98] stacked one on top of the other. I especially noticed the village tailor, a pale guy with a receding hairline and chin, who played the clarinet and looked like he’d puffed his face to a point. Then there was another musician, a short, chubby man, hunched over a bass viol, showing only the top of his round bald head, resembling an ostrich egg. Among the female[99] singers, there were two or three pretty faces, their skin flushed a bright rosy color from the crisp morning air. However, the male choristers seemed to have been picked, like old Cremona violins, more for their singing ability than their looks. Since several of them had to share the same music book, there were clusters of unique faces, not unlike groups of cherubs we sometimes see on grave markers in the countryside.

An Old Chorister

The usual services of the choir were managed tolerably well, the vocal parts generally lagging a little behind the instrumental, and some loitering fiddler now and then making up for lost time by travelling over a passage with prodigious celerity, and clearing more bars than the keenest fox-hunter, to be in at the death. But the great trial was an anthem that had been prepared and arranged by Master Simon, and on which he had founded great expectation. Unluckily there was a blunder at the very outset; the musicians became flurried; Master Simon was in a fever, everything went on lamely and irregularly until[100] they came to a chorus beginning "Now let us sing with one accord," which seemed to be a signal for parting company: all became discord and confusion; each shifted for himself, and got to the end as well, or rather as soon, as he could, excepting one old chorister in a pair of horn spectacles bestriding and pinching a long sonorous nose; who, happening to stand a little apart, and being wrapped up in his own melody, kept on a[101] quavering course, wriggling his head, ogling his book, and winding all up by a nasal solo of at least three bars' duration.

The choir usually managed its services fairly well, though the singing often fell a bit behind the instruments. Occasionally, a fiddler would make up for lost time by speeding through a passage at an astonishing pace, covering more measures than the most determined fox-hunter to be among the first to finish. However, the real challenge was an anthem that Master Simon had prepared and was counting on. Unfortunately, there was a mistake right at the start; the musicians got flustered, Master Simon was anxious, and everything progressed awkwardly and erratically until[100] they reached a chorus that started with "Now let us sing with one accord," which seemed to signal that everyone was to go their separate ways. It all turned to chaos and confusion; each person did their own thing and finished when they could, except for one elderly chorister in horn-rimmed glasses, who, standing a bit apart and lost in his own melody, continued on a[101] wavering path, bobbing his head, staring at his book, and wrapping it all up with a nasal solo that lasted at least three bars.

The Sermon

The parson gave us a most erudite sermon on the rites and ceremonies of Christmas, and the propriety of observing it not merely as a day of[102] thanksgiving, but of rejoicing; supporting the correctness of his opinions by the earliest usages of the Church, and enforcing them by the authorities of Theophilus of Cesarea, St. Cyprian, St. Chrysostom, St. Augustine, and a cloud more of Saints and Fathers, from whom he made copious quotations. I was a little at a loss to perceive the necessity of such a mighty array of forces to maintain a point which no one present seemed inclined to dispute; but I soon found that the good man had a legion of ideal adversaries to contend with; having in the course of his researches on the subject of Christmas, got completely embroiled in the sectarian controversies of the Revolution, when the Puritans made such a fierce assault upon the ceremonies of the Church, and poor old Christmas was driven out of the land by proclamation of parliament.[E] The worthy parson lived but with times past, and knew but a little of the present. [103]

The pastor gave us a really insightful sermon about the traditions and rituals of Christmas, emphasizing that we should see it not just as a day for giving thanks, but also for celebrating joyfully. He backed up his views with the earliest practices of the Church and strengthened his arguments with references from Theophilus of Cesarea, St. Cyprian, St. Chrysostom, St. Augustine, and many other Saints and Church Fathers, quoting them extensively. I found it a bit strange that he felt he needed such a vast array of support to defend a point that no one in the audience seemed to challenge; however, I quickly realized that the kind man was battling a whole army of imaginary opponents. In the course of his studies on Christmas, he had gotten deeply tangled in the sectarian disputes from the Revolution when the Puritans launched a fierce attack on the Church's ceremonies, forcing poor old Christmas out of the country through a parliamentary proclamation. The good pastor lived in the past and knew very little about the present.

Shut up among worm-eaten tomes in the retirement of his antiquated little study, the pages of old times were to him as the gazettes of the day; while the era of the Revolution was mere modern history. He forgot that nearly two centuries had elapsed since the fiery persecution of poor mince-pie throughout the land; when plum-porridge was denounced as "mere popery," and roast beef as antichristian; and that Christmas had been brought in again triumphantly with the merry court of King Charles at the Restoration. He kindled into warmth with the ardour of his contest, and the host of imaginary foes with whom he had to combat; had a stubborn conflict with old Prynne and two or three other forgotten champions of the Roundheads, on the subject of Christmas festivity; and concluded by urging his hearers, in the most solemn and affecting manner, to stand to the traditionary customs of their fathers, and feast and make merry on this joyful anniversary of the Church.[104]

Shut away among ratty old books in his dusty little study, the pages of the past felt to him like today's news articles; while the time of the Revolution seemed like just modern history. He forgot that nearly two hundred years had passed since the intense persecution of poor mince-pie across the country; when plum-porridge was called "just popery," and roast beef was seen as anti-Christian; and that Christmas had been joyfully reinstated with the lively court of King Charles at the Restoration. He became passionate in his arguments, battling against a host of imagined enemies; had a stubborn debate with old Prynne and a few other long-forgotten advocates of the Roundheads about Christmas celebrations; and concluded by urging his listeners, in the most serious and moving way, to uphold the traditional customs of their ancestors and feast and celebrate on this joyful anniversary of the Church.[104]

Churchyard Greetings

I have seldom known a sermon attended apparently with more immediate effects; for on leaving the church the congregation seemed one and all possessed with the gaiety of spirit so earnestly enjoined by their pastor. The elder folks gathered in knots in the churchyard, greeting and shaking hands; and the children ran about crying, Ule! Ule! and repeating some uncouth[105] rhymes,[F] which the parson, who had joined us, informed me had been handed down from days of yore. The villagers doffed their hats to the Squire as he passed, giving him the good wishes of the season with every appearance of heartfelt sincerity, and were invited by him to the hall, to take something to keep out the cold of the weather; and I heard blessings uttered by several of the poor, which convinced me that, in the midst of his enjoyments, the worthy old cavalier had not forgotten the true Christmas virtue of charity.

I have rarely seen a sermon have such immediate effects; as the congregation left the church, everyone seemed filled with the joyful spirit that their pastor had encouraged. The older folks gathered in groups in the churchyard, greeting each other and shaking hands, while the children ran around shouting, “Ule! Ule!” and repeating some strange[105] rhymes,[F] which the parson, who had joined us, told me had been passed down from long ago. The villagers took off their hats to the Squire as he walked by, wishing him well for the season with genuine sincerity. He invited them to the hall for something to warm them against the cold; and I heard several poor people offering blessings, which showed me that, amid his own enjoyment, the kind old gentleman had not forgotten the true Christmas spirit of charity.

Frosty Thraldom of Winter

On our way homeward his heart seemed overflowing with generous and happy feelings. As we passed over a rising ground which commanded something of a prospect, the sounds of rustic merriment now and then reached our ears; the Squire paused for a few moments, and looked around with an air of inexpressible benignity. The beauty of the day was of itself sufficient to[106] inspire philanthropy. Notwithstanding the frostiness of the morning, the sun in his cloudless journey had acquired sufficient power to melt away the thin covering of snow from every southern declivity, and to bring out the living green which adorns an English landscape even in mid-winter. Large tracts of smiling verdure contrasted with the dazzling whiteness of the shaded slopes and hollows. Every sheltered bank, on[107] which the broad rays rested, yielded its silver rill of cold and limpid water, glittering through the dripping grass; and sent up slight exhalations to contribute to the thin haze that hung just above the surface of the earth. There was something truly cheering in this triumph of warmth and verdure over the frosty thraldom of winter; it was, as the Squire observed, an emblem of Christmas hospitality, breaking through the chills of ceremony and selfishness, and thawing every heart into a flow. He pointed with pleasure to the indications of good cheer reeking from the chimneys of the comfortable farm-houses and low thatched cottages. "I love," said he, "to see this day well kept by rich and poor; it is a great thing to have one day in the year, at least, when you are sure of being welcome wherever you go, and of having, as it were, the world all thrown open to you; and I am almost disposed to join with Poor Robin, in his malediction of every churlish enemy to this honest festival:[108]

On our way home, his heart seemed full of generous and happy feelings. As we went over a hill that offered a nice view, we could hear occasional sounds of cheerful laughter from the countryside. The Squire paused for a moment, looking around with a look of pure kindness. The beauty of the day alone was enough to inspire good will. Despite the coldness of the morning, the sun had gained enough strength on its clear path to melt away the thin layer of snow on every south-facing slope and reveal the vibrant green that brightens an English landscape even in the middle of winter. Large areas of smiling greenery contrasted with the bright whiteness of the shaded slopes and hollows. Every protected bank that the sun warmed yielded its stream of cold, clear water, sparkling through the wet grass and sending up slight mists that added to the thin haze just above the ground. There was something truly uplifting in this victory of warmth and greenery over the icy grip of winter; it was, as the Squire noted, a symbol of Christmas hospitality, breaking through the chill of formality and selfishness, and melting every heart into openness. He pointed with joy at the signs of good cheer rising from the chimneys of cozy farmhouses and low thatched cottages. "I love," he said, "to see this day celebrated by everyone, rich and poor; it’s wonderful to have at least one day each year when you know you'll be welcome wherever you go, and when the world feels open to you; and I can’t help but agree with Poor Robin in his curse against every cranky enemy of this honest festival:[108]

"Those who at Christmas do repine,
And would gladly send him away,
May they have dinner with old Duke Humphry,
"Or else Squire Ketch might catch them."

The Squire went on to lament the deplorable decay of the games and amusements which were once prevalent at this season among the lower orders, and countenanced by the higher: when the old halls of castles and manor-houses were thrown open at daylight; when the tables were covered with brawn, and beef, and humming ale; when the harp and the carol resounded all day long, and when rich and poor were alike welcome to enter and make merry.[G] "Our old games and local customs," said he, "had a great effect in making the peasant fond of his home, and the promotion of them by the gentry made him fond of his lord. They made the times merrier, and kinder, and better; and I can truly say, with one of our old poets,[109]

The Squire went on to lament the sad decline of the games and activities that used to be popular at this time of year among the lower classes and supported by the upper classes: when the grand halls of castles and manor houses would open up at dawn; when tables were filled with hearty dishes and ale; when the sound of the harp and singing filled the air all day long, and when everyone, regardless of wealth, was welcomed to join in the celebrations. [G] "Our traditional games and local customs," he said, "played a significant role in making the peasants love their homes, and the support from the gentry made them appreciate their lords. They made the times happier, kinder, and better; and I can honestly say, with one of our old poets,[109]

"I like them well—the curious preciseness
And all-fake seriousness of those
That aim to eliminate these harmless sports,
Have pushed away a lot of old-fashioned honesty.
Merry Old English Games

"The nation," continued he, "is altered; we have almost lost our simple true-hearted peasantry. They have broken asunder from the higher classes, and seem to think their interests are separate. They have become too knowing, and begin to read newspapers, listen to alehouse politicians, and talk of reform. I think one mode to keep them in good humour in these hard times[110] would be for the nobility and gentry to pass more time on their estates, mingle more among the country people, and set the merry old English games going again."

"The country," he continued, "has changed; we’ve nearly lost our genuine, hardworking farmers. They’ve distanced themselves from the upper classes and seem to believe their interests don’t align. They’ve become too aware and are starting to read newspapers, listen to pub politicians, and discuss reforms. I think one way to keep them happy during these tough times[110] is for the nobility and gentry to spend more time on their estates, engage more with the local people, and revive the joyful old English games."

The Poor at Home

Such was the good Squire's project for mitigating public discontent; and, indeed, he had once attempted to put his doctrine in practice, and a few years before had kept open house during the holidays in the old style. The country people, however, did not understand how to play their parts in the scene of hospitality; many uncouth circumstances occurred; the manor was overrun by all the vagrants of the country, and more beggars drawn into the neighbourhood in one week than the parish officers could get rid of in a year. Since then he had contented himself with inviting the decent part of the neighbouring peasantry to call at the hall on Christmas day, and distributing beef, and bread, and ale, among the poor, that they might make merry in their own dwellings.[111]

The good Squire's plan to ease public dissatisfaction involved trying to put his ideas into action. A few years prior, he had opened his home during the holidays in the traditional manner. However, the local people weren’t quite sure how to participate in this hospitality. Many awkward situations arose; the manor was flooded with all the drifters from the area, and more beggars showed up in one week than the parish officials could handle in an entire year. Since then, he settled for inviting the respectable members of the neighboring community to visit the hall on Christmas Day, giving out beef, bread, and ale to the poor so they could celebrate in their own homes.[111]

We had not been long home when the sound of music was heard from a distance. A band of country lads without coats, their shirt-sleeves fancifully tied with ribands, their hats decorated with greens, and clubs in their hands, were seen advancing up the avenue, followed by a large number of villagers and peasantry. They stopped before the hall door, where the music struck up a peculiar air, and the lads performed a curious and intricate dance, advancing, retreating, and striking their clubs together, keeping exact time[112] to the music; while one, whimsically crowned with a fox's skin, the tail of which flaunted down his back, kept capering round the skirts of the dance, and rattling a Christmas-box with many antic gesticulations.

We hadn’t been home long when we heard music in the distance. A group of country boys, dressed in shirts with their sleeves tied up in colorful ribbons, wearing hats adorned with greenery and holding clubs, were making their way up the driveway, followed by a big crowd of villagers and local people. They stopped in front of the hall, where the music started playing a unique tune, and the boys performed an elaborate dance, moving forward, backward, and clashing their clubs together, perfectly in sync with the music; while one boy, humorously wearing a fox hide with the tail draped down his back, danced around the edges of the group, shaking a Christmas box with playful gestures.

Village Antics

The Squire eyed this fanciful exhibition with great interest and delight, and gave me a full account of its origin, which he traced to the times when the Romans held possession of the island; plainly proving that this was a lineal descendant of the sword-dance of the ancients. "It was now," he said, "nearly extinct, but he had[113] accidentally met with traces of it in the neighbourhood, and had encouraged its revival; though, to tell the truth, it was too apt to be followed up by rough cudgel-play and broken heads in the evening."

The Squire watched this colorful display with great interest and excitement, and he shared the whole story of its origin, tracing it back to the time when the Romans were in control of the island; clearly showing that this was a direct descendant of the ancient sword dance. "It is now," he said, "almost extinct, but he had[113] stumbled upon some remnants of it nearby and had encouraged its revival; although, to be honest, it often led to rough stick fights and injuries in the evening."

Tasting the Squire's Ale

After the dance was concluded, the whole party was entertained with brawn and beef, and stout home-brewed. The Squire himself mingled among the rustics, and was received with awkward demonstrations of deference and regard. It is true I perceived two or three of the younger peasants, as they were raising their tankards to[114] their mouths when the Squire's back was turned, making something of a grimace, and giving each other the wink; but the moment they caught my eye they pulled grave faces, and were exceedingly demure. With Master Simon, however, they all seemed more at their ease. His varied occupations and amusements had made him well known throughout the neighbourhood. He was a visitor at every farm-house and cottage; gossiped with the farmers and their wives; romped with their daughters; and, like that type of a vagrant bachelor, the humble bee, tolled the sweets from all the rosy lips of the country round.

After the dance ended, everyone at the party enjoyed some brawn, beef, and strong homemade beer. The Squire himself mingled with the local folks, who greeted him with awkward signs of respect and admiration. I did notice a few younger peasants making faces and winking at each other while raising their tankards to their mouths when the Squire had his back turned, but as soon as they spotted me, they put on serious expressions and acted very composed. With Master Simon, however, they all seemed more relaxed. His various hobbies and activities had made him well-known in the area. He was a regular visitor at every farmhouse and cottage, chatted with the farmers and their wives, played with their daughters, and, like a classic wandering bachelor, the humble bee, he enjoyed the best from all the sweethearts in the countryside.

The Wit of the Village

The bashfulness of the guests soon gave way before good cheer and affability. There is something genuine and affectionate in the gaiety of the lower orders, when it is excited by the bounty and familiarity of those above them; the warm glow of gratitude enters into their mirth, and a kind word or a small pleasantry, frankly uttered by a patron, gladdens the heart of the dependant more[115] than oil and wine. When the Squire had retired the merriment increased, and there was much joking and laughter, particularly between Master Simon and a hale, ruddy-faced, white-headed farmer, who appeared to be the wit of the village; for I observed all his companions to wait with open mouths for his retorts, and burst into a gratuitous laugh before they could well understand them.

The shyness of the guests quickly faded in the face of good cheer and friendliness. There’s something real and warm in the joy of the lower class when it’s sparked by the generosity and camaraderie of those above them; their gratitude adds a special warmth to their laughter, and a kind word or a simple joke from a patron brightens the heart of the dependent far more than any drink. After the Squire left, the fun really took off, with plenty of teasing and laughter, especially between Master Simon and a healthy, cheerful, elderly farmer who seemed to be the village's jokester; I noticed all his friends waiting eagerly for his comebacks and bursting into spontaneous laughter before they even fully got the jokes.[115]

The whole house indeed seemed abandoned to merriment. As I passed to my room to dress for dinner, I heard the sound of music in a small court, and, looking through a window that commanded it, I perceived a band of wandering musicians, with pandean pipes and tambourine; a pretty coquettish housemaid was dancing a jig[116] with a smart country lad, while several of the other servants were looking on. In the midst of her sport the girl caught a glimpse of my face at the window, and, colouring up, ran off with an air of roguish affected confusion.

The whole house really felt like it was taken over by celebration. As I walked to my room to get ready for dinner, I heard music coming from a small courtyard. Looking out through a window that overlooked it, I saw a group of wandering musicians with panpipes and a tambourine; a charming, flirty housemaid was dancing a jig with a stylish country guy, while several other servants watched. In the middle of her fun, the girl caught sight of my face at the window, and, blushing, she ran off with a playful, feigned shyness.[116]

Coquettish Housemaid

FOOTNOTES:

[E] See Note C.

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_0__ See __A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_1__.


"Ule! Ule!
Three puddings in a bowl;
Crack nuts and cry, "Ouch!"

[G] See Note D.

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_0__ See __A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_1__.


The Christmas Dinner
Poem

Antique Sideboard

THE CHRISTMAS DINNER

I had finished my toilet, and was loitering with Frank Bracebridge in the library, when we heard a distant thwacking sound, which he informed me was a signal for the serving up of the dinner. The[120] Squire kept up old customs in kitchen as well as hall; and the rolling-pin, struck upon the dresser by the cook, summoned the servants to carry in the meats.

I had finished getting ready and was hanging out with Frank Bracebridge in the library when we heard a distant thwacking sound. He told me it was the signal for dinner to be served. The[120] Squire maintained old traditions in both the kitchen and the dining room; the cook would strike a rolling pin on the dresser to call the servants in to bring the food.

The Cook with the Rolling-Pin
Just in this nick the cook knock'd thrice,
And all the waiters in a trice
He answered the call;
Each serving man, with dish in hand,
March'd boldly up, like our train-band,
Presented and gone. __A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_0__
The Warrior's Arms
"Flagons, Cans, Cups, Beakers, Goblets, Basins, and Ewers"

The dinner was served up in the great hall, where the Squire always held his Christmas banquet. A blazing crackling fire of logs had been heaped on to warm the spacious apartment, and the flame went sparkling and wreathing up the wide-mouthed chimney. The great picture of the crusader and his white horse had been profusely decorated with greens for the occasion; and holly and ivy had likewise been wreathed round the helmet and weapons on the opposite wall, which I understood were the arms of the same warrior. I must own, by the by, I had strong doubts about the authenticity of the painting and armour as having belonged to the crusader, they certainly having the stamp of[122] more recent days; but I was told that the painting had been so considered time out of mind; and that as to the armour, it had been found in a lumber room, and elevated to its present situation by the Squire, who at once determined it to be the armour of the family hero; and as he was absolute authority on all such subjects in his own household, the matter had passed into current acceptation. A sideboard was set out just under this chivalric trophy, on which was a display of[123] plate that might have vied (at least in variety) with Belshazzar's parade of the vessels of the temple; "flagons, cans, cups, beakers, goblets, basins, and ewers;" the gorgeous utensils of good companionship, that had gradually accumulated through many generations of jovial housekeepers. Before these stood the two Yule candles beaming like two stars of the first magnitude; other lights were distributed in branches, and the whole array glittered like a firmament of silver.

The dinner was served in the great hall, where the Squire always hosted his Christmas banquet. A roaring fire of logs had been piled up to warm the spacious room, and the flames danced and twisted up the wide chimney. The large painting of the crusader on his white horse was lavishly adorned with greenery for the occasion; holly and ivy were also wrapped around the helmet and weapons on the opposite wall, which I understood belonged to the same warrior. I have to admit, I had strong doubts about the authenticity of the painting and armor as having belonged to the crusader, as they definitely had the look of more recent days; but I was told that the painting had been accepted as such for ages, and regarding the armor, it had been found in a storage room and brought to its current position by the Squire, who claimed it to be the armor of the family hero; and since he was the ultimate authority on all such matters in his household, it became widely accepted. A sideboard was set up just beneath this chivalric trophy, displaying a collection of plate that could rival (at least in variety) Belshazzar's array of temple vessels; "flagons, cans, cups, beakers, goblets, basins, and ewers;" the stunning utensils of good company that had gradually gathered through many generations of cheerful housekeepers. In front of these stood two Yule candles shining like two bright stars; other lights were spread across branches, and the entire display sparkled like a sky full of silver.

"Never did Christmas board display a more goodly and gracious assemblage of countenances."—page 123. "Never has a Christmas board shown such a beautiful and kind gathering of faces."—page 123.
A High Roman Nose

We were ushered into this banqueting scene with the sound of minstrelsy, the old harper being seated on a stool beside the fireplace, and twanging his instrument with a vast deal more power than melody. Never did Christmas board display a more goodly and gracious assemblage of countenances: those who were not handsome were, at least, happy; and happiness is a rare improver of your hard-favoured visage. I always consider an old English family as well worth studying as a collection of Holbein's portraits or Albert Durer's[124] prints. There is much antiquarian lore to be acquired; much knowledge of the physiognomies of former times. Perhaps it may be from having continually before their eyes those rows of old family portraits, with which the mansions of this country are stocked; certain it is, that the quaint features of antiquity are often most faithfully perpetuated in these ancient lines; and I have traced an old family nose through a whole picture gallery, legitimately handed down from generation to generation, almost from the time of the Conquest. Something of the kind was to be observed in the worthy company around me. Many of their faces had evidently originated in a Gothic age, and been merely copied by succeeding generations; and there was one little girl, in particular, of staid demeanour, with a high Roman nose,[125] and an antique vinegar aspect, who was a great favourite of the Squire's, being, as he said, a Bracebridge all over, and the very counterpart of one of his ancestors who figured in the court of Henry VIII.

We were brought into this banquet scene with the sound of musicians, the old harpist settled on a stool next to the fireplace, strumming his instrument with much more force than skill. Never has a Christmas feast presented such a pleasing and welcoming gathering of faces: those who weren’t attractive were, at least, joyful; and happiness does wonders for an unappealing face. I always think an old English family is just as fascinating as a collection of Holbein portraits or Albert Durer's[124] prints. There’s a wealth of historical knowledge to gain; a lot to learn about the appearances of previous eras. Perhaps it’s because they constantly see those rows of old family portraits that fill the mansions in this country; it’s true that the unique features of the past are often very accurately passed down in these family lines. I have traced an old family nose through an entire gallery, passed down legitimately from generation to generation, almost since the time of the Conquest. Something similar was noticeable in the fine company around me. Many of their faces clearly had roots in a Gothic age and had just been imitated by later generations; and there was one little girl in particular, with her serious demeanor, a prominent Roman nose,[125] and a vintage sour expression, who was a favorite of the Squire’s, as he said, a true Bracebridge through and through, and an exact copy of one of his ancestors who was part of the court of Henry VIII.

The Parson said Grace

The parson said grace, which was not a short familiar one, such as is commonly addressed to the Deity, in these unceremonious days; but a long, courtly, well-worded one of the ancient[126] school. There was now a pause, as if something was expected; when suddenly the butler entered the hall with some degree of bustle: he was attended by a servant on each side with a large wax-light, and bore a silver dish, on which was an[127] enormous pig's head decorated with rosemary, with a lemon in its mouth, which was placed with great formality at the head of the table. The moment this pageant made its appearance, the harper struck up a flourish; at the conclusion of which the young Oxonian, on receiving a hint from the Squire, gave, with an air of the most comic gravity, an old carol, the first verse of which was as follows:—

The parson said grace, but it wasn't a short, casual one like we usually hear today; it was a long, elegant, well-crafted one from the old-fashioned days. There was a moment of silence, as if everyone was waiting for something, when suddenly the butler entered the hall with a bit of a flourish. He was flanked by a servant on each side holding large candles, and he carried a silver platter featuring an enormous pig's head decorated with rosemary and with a lemon in its mouth, which was placed very ceremoniously at the head of the table. As soon as this spectacle appeared, the harper began to play a flourish; at the end of it, the young man from Oxford, after getting a signal from the Squire, performed an old carol with the most serious comedic expression, and the first verse went like this:—

I bring the boar's head.
Praise the Lord.
The boar's head in hand bring I,
With garlands gay and rosemary.
I pray you all synge merily
Who are you at the party?
The Boar's Head

Though prepared to witness many of these little eccentricities, from being apprised of the peculiar hobby of mine host; yet, I confess, the parade with which so odd a dish was introduced somewhat perplexed me, until I gathered from the conversation of the Squire and the parson that it was meant to represent the bringing in of the[128] boar's head: a dish formerly served up with much ceremony, and the sound of minstrelsy and song, at great tables on Christmas day. "I like the old custom," said the Squire, "not merely because it is stately and pleasing in itself, but because it was observed at the College of Oxford, at which I was educated. When I hear the old song chanted, it brings to mind the time when I was young and gamesome—and the noble old college-hall—and my fellow-students loitering about in their black gowns; many of whom, poor lads, are now in their graves!"

Although I was ready to see many of these little quirks, thanks to knowing about my host's unusual hobby, I must admit that the way such a strange dish was presented kind of confused me. It wasn't until I picked up from the conversation between the Squire and the parson that it was supposed to represent the bringing in of the [128] boar's head— a dish that used to be served with much fanfare, along with music and songs, at grand feasts on Christmas day. "I appreciate the old tradition," said the Squire, "not just because it's impressive and enjoyable in itself, but because it was celebrated at the College of Oxford, where I studied. When I hear that old song sung, it takes me back to my younger, carefree days—and the grand old college hall—and my classmates hanging around in their black gowns; many of whom, unfortunately, are now gone!"

The parson, however, whose mind was not haunted by such associations, and who was always more taken up with the text than the sentiment, objected to the Oxonian's version of the carol; which he affirmed was different from that sung at college. He went on, with the dry perseverance of a commentator, to give the college reading, accompanied by sundry annotations: addressing himself at first to the[129] company at large; but finding their attention gradually diverted to other talk, and other objects, he lowered his tone as his number of auditors diminished, until he concluded his remarks, in an under voice, to a fat-headed old gentleman next him, who was silently engaged in the discussion of a huge plateful of turkey.[I]

The parson, however, whose mind wasn’t affected by such associations, and who was always more focused on the text than the sentiment, disagreed with the Oxonian's version of the carol; he insisted it was different from the one sung at college. He proceeded, with the dry persistence of a commentator, to provide the college version, along with various notes: initially addressing the[129] crowd as a whole; but as he noticed their attention drifting towards other conversations and distractions, he lowered his voice as his audience dwindled, until he wrapped up his comments in a whisper to a heavyset old gentleman next to him, who was silently focused on a large plate of turkey.[I]

The Fat-headed Old Gentleman

The table was literally loaded with good cheer, and presented an epitome of country abundance, in this season of overflowing larders.[130] A distinguished post was allotted to "ancient sirloin," as mine host termed it; being, as he added, "the standard of old English hospitality, and a joint of goodly presence, and full of expectation." There were several dishes quaintly decorated, and which had evidently something traditionary in their embellishments; but about which, as I did not like to appear over-curious, I asked no questions.

The table was packed with good vibes and showcased the true essence of country abundance during this season of plenty.[130] A prominent spot was given to "ancient sirloin," as the host called it; he also mentioned it was "the benchmark of traditional English hospitality, a roast that looks impressive and is full of promise." There were several dishes with unique decorations, obviously steeped in tradition, but since I didn’t want to seem overly inquisitive, I refrained from asking any questions.

Peacock Pie

I could not, however, but notice a pie, magnificently decorated with peacocks' feathers, in imitation of the tail of that bird, which over[131]shadowed a considerable tract of the table. This the Squire confessed, with some little hesitation, was a pheasant-pie, though a peacock-pie was certainly the most authentical; but there had been such a mortality among the peacocks this season, that he could not prevail upon himself to have one killed.[J]

I couldn't help but notice a pie, beautifully decorated with peacock feathers, mimicking the tail of that bird, which took up a significant portion of the table. The Squire admitted, with a bit of reluctance, that it was a pheasant pie, although a peacock pie would have been more authentic; however, there had been so many peacock deaths this season that he couldn't bring himself to have one killed.[J]

It would be tedious, perhaps, to my wiser readers, who may not have that foolish fondness for odd and obsolete things to which I am a little given, were I to mention the other makeshifts of this worthy old humorist, by which he was endeavouring to follow up, though at humble distance, the quaint customs of antiquity. I was pleased, however, to see the respect shown to his whims by his children and relatives; who, indeed, entered readily into the full spirit of them, and seemed all well versed in their parts; having doubtless been present at many a rehearsal. I was amused, too, at the air of profound gravity[132] with which the butler and other servants executed the duties assigned them, however eccentric. They had an old-fashioned look; having, for the most part, been brought up in the household, and grown into keeping with the antiquated mansion, and the humours of its lord; and most probably looked upon all his whimsical regulations as the established laws of honourable housekeeping.

It might be boring, I suppose, to my more sensible readers, who may not share my peculiar interest in strange and outdated things, if I were to talk about the other quirks of this worthy old humorist, who was trying, though from a distance, to keep up with the quirky traditions of the past. However, I was happy to see the respect his children and relatives showed towards his whims; they really seemed to engage fully with them and appeared to know their roles well, likely having participated in many a rehearsal. I also found it amusing how seriously the butler and other servants performed their assigned tasks, no matter how eccentric. They had an old-fashioned vibe; most of them had been raised in the household and had adapted to the outdated mansion and its lord's peculiar ways; they likely viewed all his quirky rules as respected standards of proper housekeeping.

The Wassail Bowl

When the cloth was removed, the butler[133] brought in a huge silver vessel of rare and curious workmanship, which he placed before the Squire. Its appearance was hailed with acclamation; being the Wassail Bowl, so renowned in Christmas festivity. The contents had been prepared by the Squire himself; for it was a beverage in the skilful mixture of which he particularly prided himself; alleging that it was too abstruse and complex for the comprehension of an ordinary servant. It was a potation, indeed, that might well make the heart of a toper leap within him; being composed of the richest and raciest wines, highly spiced and sweetened, with roasted apples bobbing about the surface.[K]

When the cloth was taken away, the butler[133] brought in a large silver bowl with unique and intricate craftsmanship, placing it in front of the Squire. Its arrival was met with cheers; it was the famous Wassail Bowl, a highlight of Christmas celebrations. The Squire had prepared its contents himself, taking great pride in his skillful blend, claiming it was too complicated for an ordinary servant to understand. It was definitely a drink that could make even the heaviest drinker’s heart race, made from the richest and most flavorful wines, richly spiced and sweetened, with roasted apples floating on top.[K]

The old gentleman's whole countenance beamed with a serene look of indwelling delight, as he stirred this mighty bowl. Having raised it to his lips, with a hearty wish of a merry Christmas to all present, he sent it brimming round the board, for every one to follow his example, according to[134] the primitive style; pronouncing it "the ancient fountain of good feeling, where all hearts met together."[L]

The old man's face lit up with a calm joy as he stirred the big bowl. After raising it to his lips and wishing everyone a merry Christmas, he passed it around the table for everyone to join in, following his lead, in the traditional way; calling it "the timeless source of good vibes, where everyone comes together."

The Squire's Toast

There was much laughing and rallying as the honest emblem of Christmas joviality circulated, and was kissed rather coyly by the ladies. When[135] it reached Master Simon he raised it in both hands, and with the air of a boon companion struck up an old Wassail chanson:

There was a lot of laughing and joking as the true symbol of Christmas cheer went around, getting kissed playfully by the ladies. When[135] it got to Master Simon, he held it up in both hands and, acting like a good friend, started singing an old Christmas song:

The browne bowle,
The merry browne bowle,
As it goes round about-a,
Fill
Still,
Let the world say what it will,
And drink your fill all out-a.

The deep canne,
The merry deep canne,
As thou dost freely quaff-a,
Sing.
Hookup,
Be as merry as a king,
And sound a lusty laugh-a.[M]
The Long-winded Joker

Much of the conversation during dinner turned upon family topics, to which I was a stranger. There was, however, a great deal of rallying of Master Simon about some gay widow, with whom he was accused of having a flirtation. This attack was commenced by the ladies; but it[136] was continued throughout the dinner by the fat-headed old gentleman next the parson, with the persevering assiduity of a slow-hound; being one of those long-winded jokers, who, though rather dull at starting game, are unrivalled for their talents in hunting it down. At every pause in the general conversation, he renewed his bantering in pretty much the same terms; winking hard at me with both eyes whenever he gave Master Simon what he considered a home thrust. The latter, indeed, seemed fond of being teased on the subject, as old bachelors are apt to be; and he took occasion to inform me, in an under-tone, that the lady in question was a prodigiously fine woman, and drove her own curricle.

Most of the conversation during dinner revolved around family topics, which I wasn’t familiar with. However, there was a lot of teasing aimed at Master Simon regarding a lively widow, with whom he was rumored to be having a flirtation. This joking began with the ladies but was carried on throughout dinner by the overweight old gentleman sitting next to the parson, who doggedly pursued the joke like a slow-hound; he was one of those long-winded jokers who, even if they struggle to start the banter, excel at tracking it down. At every pause in the general chatter, he brought back his teasing in pretty much the same way, winking at me with both eyes every time he thought he landed a good punch on Master Simon. In fact, Master Simon seemed to enjoy being teased about it, like many old bachelors do; he took the opportunity to quietly tell me that the lady in question was a remarkably attractive woman and drove her own curricle.

The dinner-time passed away in this flow of innocent hilarity; and, though the old hall may[137] have resounded in its time with many a scene of broader rout and revel, yet I doubt whether it ever witnessed more honest and genuine enjoyment. How easy it is for one benevolent being to diffuse pleasure around him; and how truly is a kind heart a fountain of gladness, making everything in its vicinity to freshen into smiles! the joyous disposition of the worthy Squire was perfectly contagious; he was happy himself, and disposed to make all the world happy; and the little eccentricities of his humour did but season, in a manner, the sweetness of his philanthropy.

Dinner time passed by in a flow of innocent laughter, and although the old hall may[137] have echoed with plenty of wild parties and celebrations in the past, I doubt it ever saw more genuine happiness. It's amazing how one kind person can spread joy around them; truly, a kind heart is a source of happiness, bringing smiles to everyone nearby! The cheerful nature of the good Squire was completely contagious; he was happy himself and eager to make everyone else happy too, and his little quirks just added a unique flavor to his generosity.

Long Stories
The Parson and the Pretty Milkmaid

When the ladies had retired, the conversation, as usual, became still more animated; many good things were broached which had been thought of during dinner, but which would not exactly do for a lady's ear; and though I cannot positively affirm that there was much wit uttered, yet I have certainly heard many contests of rare wit produce much less laughter. Wit, after all, is a mighty tart, pungent ingredient, and much too acid for[138] some stomachs; but honest good humour is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small, and the laughter abundant. The Squire told several long stories of early college pranks and adventures, in some of which the parson had been a sharer; though in looking at the latter, it required some effort of imagination to figure such a little dark anatomy of a man into the perpetrator of a madcap gambol. Indeed, the two college chums presented pictures of what men may be made by their different lots in life. The Squire had left the university to live lustily on his paternal domains, in the vigorous enjoyment of[139] prosperity and sunshine, and had flourished on to a hearty and florid old age; whilst the poor parson, on the contrary, had dried and withered away, among dusty tomes, in the silence and shadows of his study. Still there seemed to be a spark of almost extinguished fire, feebly glimmering in the bottom of his soul; and as the Squire hinted at a sly story of the parson and a pretty milkmaid, whom they once met on the banks of the Isis, the old gentleman made an "alphabet of faces," which, as far as I could decipher his physiognomy, I verily believe was in[140]dicative of laughter;—indeed, I have rarely met with an old gentleman who took absolutely offence at the imputed gallantries of his youth.

After the ladies left, the conversation, as usual, became even more lively. Many interesting topics were introduced that had been thought of during dinner but might not be suitable for a lady's ears. While I can’t say there was a lot of cleverness shared, I’ve definitely heard competitions of sharp wit that resulted in much less laughter. Wit, after all, is a strong, sharp ingredient, too harsh for some stomachs; but genuine good humor is the oil and wine of a fun gathering, and there’s no joyful company quite like one where the jokes are small, and the laughter is plenty. The Squire shared several long stories about early college pranks and adventures, some of which the parson had been part of; though looking at the latter, it took some imagination to picture such a small, dark man as the instigator of wild escapades. Indeed, the two college friends illustrated what life can make of men based on their different paths. The Squire had left university to enjoy his inheritance, thriving in success and brightness, and had grown into a hearty, robust old age; while the poor parson, on the contrary, had faded away among dusty books in the silence and shadows of his study. Still, there seemed to be a flicker of almost extinguished fire, faintly glowing in the depths of his soul; and as the Squire alluded to a cheeky story about the parson and a lovely milkmaid they once encountered by the banks of the Isis, the old gentleman made what I can only describe as an "alphabet of faces," which, as far as I could interpret his expression, I truly believe indicated laughter; indeed, I have rarely met an elderly gentleman who took offense at the rumored flirtations of his youth.

Master Simon grows Maudlin

I found the tide of wine and wassail fast gaining on the dry land of sober judgment. The company grew merrier and louder as their jokes grew duller. Master Simon was in as chirping a humour as a grasshopper filled with dew; his old songs grew of a warmer complexion, and he began to talk maudlin about the widow. He even gave a long song about the wooing of a widow, which he informed me he had gathered from[141] an excellent black-letter work, entitled "Cupid's Solicitor for Love," containing store of good advice for bachelors, and which he promised to lend me. The first verse was to this effect:—

I noticed that the flow of wine and festive cheer was quickly overtaking the dry shore of sober thinking. The group became happier and louder as their jokes became less funny. Master Simon was in as cheerful a mood as a dew-filled grasshopper; his old songs took on a more vibrant tone, and he started to get sentimental about the widow. He even sang a long song about courting a widow, which he told me he had sourced from[141] a great old book called "Cupid's Solicitor for Love," filled with plenty of good advice for bachelors, and he promised to lend it to me. The first verse was something like this:—

He that will woo a widow must not dally,
He should take advantage of opportunities while they are available;
He must not stand with her, Shall I, Shall I?
But boldly say, Widow, you must be mine.

This song inspired the fat-headed old gentleman, who made several attempts to tell a rather broad story out of Joe Miller, that was pat to the purpose; but he always stuck in the middle, everybody recollecting the latter part excepting himself. The parson, too, began to show the effects of good cheer, having gradually settled down into a doze, and his wig sitting most suspiciously on one side. Just at this juncture we were summoned to the drawing-room, and, I suspect, at the private instigation of mine host, whose joviality seemed always tempered with a proper love of decorum.[142]

This song inspired the heavyset old man, who tried several times to tell a pretty straightforward story about Joe Miller that was right on point; but he always got stuck in the middle, with everyone remembering the later part except for him. The parson was also starting to show the effects of the good times, having slowly settled into a nap, with his wig sitting rather suspiciously to one side. Just at that moment, we were called to the drawing room, which I suspect was at the private urging of our host, whose cheerful demeanor always seemed balanced with a proper sense of decorum.[142]

The Blue-Eyed Romp

After the dinner-table was removed, the hall was given up to the younger members of the family, who, prompted to all kind of noisy mirth by the Oxonian and Master Simon, made its old walls ring with their merriment, as they played at romping games. I delight in witnessing the gambols of children, and particularly at this happy holiday-season, and could not help stealing out of the drawing-room on hearing one of their peals of laughter. I found them at the game of blind-man's buff. Master Simon, who was the leader of their revels, and seemed on all occasions to fulfil the office of that ancient potentate, the Lord of Misrule,[N] was blinded in the midst of the hall. The little beings were as busy about him as the mock fairies about Falstaff; pinching him, plucking at the skirts of his coat, and tickling him with straws. One fine blue-eyed girl of about thirteen, with her flaxen hair all in beautiful confusion, her frolic face in a glow, her frock[143] half torn off her shoulders, a complete picture of a romp, was the chief tormentor; and from the slyness with which Master Simon avoided the smaller game, and hemmed this wild little nymph in corners, and obliged her to jump shrieking over chairs, I suspected the rogue[144] of being not a whit more blinded than was convenient.

After the dinner table was cleared away, the hall was taken over by the younger family members, who, encouraged by the Oxonian and Master Simon, filled the space with their laughter as they played lively games. I love watching children's playful antics, especially during this joyful holiday season, and I couldn't help but sneak out of the drawing-room when I heard one of their bursts of laughter. I found them playing blind-man's buff. Master Simon, who led their fun and seemed to take on the role of that age-old figure, the Lord of Misrule,[N] was blindfolded in the middle of the hall. The little kids were bustling around him like mischievous fairies around Falstaff, pinching him, tugging at his coat, and tickling him with straws. One adorable blue-eyed girl of about thirteen, with her messy flaxen hair, a beaming face, and her dress half falling off her shoulders, was the chief instigator; and from the way Master Simon cleverly evaded the smaller kids and trapped this wild little nymph in corners, forcing her to jump and squeal over chairs, I suspected that the trickster was not nearly as blindfolded as he pretended to be.

The Parson's Tale

When I returned to the drawing-room, I found the company seated round the fire, listening to the parson, who was deeply ensconced in a high-backed oaken chair, the work of some cunning artificer of yore, which had been brought from the library for his particular accommodation. From this venerable piece of furniture, with which his shadowy figure and dark weazen face[145] so admirably accorded, he was dealing forth strange accounts of the popular superstitions and legends of the surrounding country, with which he had become acquainted in the course of his antiquarian researches. I am half inclined to think that the old gentleman was himself somewhat tinctured with superstition, as men are very apt to be who live a recluse and studious life in a sequestered part of the country, and pore over black-letter tracts, so often filled with the marvellous and supernatural. He gave us several anecdotes of the fancies of the neighbouring peasantry, concerning the effigy of the crusader which lay on the tomb by the church altar. As it was the only monument of the kind in that part of the country, it had always been regarded with feelings of superstition by the good wives of the village. It was said to get up from the tomb and walk the rounds of the churchyard in stormy nights, particularly when it thundered; and one old woman, whose cottage[146] bordered on the churchyard, had seen it, through the windows of the church, when the moon shone, slowly pacing up and down the aisles. It was the belief that some wrong had been left unredressed by the deceased, or some treasure hidden, which kept the spirit in a state of trouble and restlessness. Some talked of gold and jewels[147] buried in the tomb, over which the spectre kept watch; and there was a story current of a sexton in old times who endeavoured to break his way to the coffin at night; but just as he reached it, received a violent blow from the marble hand of the effigy, which stretched him senseless on the pavement. These tales were often laughed at by some of the sturdier among the rustics, yet when night came on, there were many of the stoutest unbelievers that were shy of venturing alone in the footpath that led across the churchyard.

When I got back to the living room, I found everyone gathered around the fire, listening to the minister, who was comfortably settled in a high-backed oak chair, crafted by some skilled artisan from long ago, which had been brought in from the library just for him. His shadowy figure and gaunt face blended perfectly with this old piece of furniture as he recounted strange stories about local superstitions and legends he'd learned about through his research into the past. I can’t help but think that the old man was a bit superstitious himself, as many people who live a quiet, studious life in a remote area tend to be, getting lost in ancient books that often talk about the extraordinary and supernatural. He shared several anecdotes about the beliefs of the nearby villagers regarding the effigy of the crusader lying on the tomb by the church altar. Since it was the only monument of its kind in the area, it had always been viewed with a touch of superstition by the village's good wives. They said it would rise from the tomb and walk around the churchyard on stormy nights, especially during thunderstorms; and one old woman, whose cottage was next to the churchyard, claimed she had seen it through the church windows, slowly walking up and down the aisles when the moon was shining. People believed that some wrongdoing had been left unresolved by the deceased or that a treasure was hidden, which kept the spirit restless and troubled. Some talked of gold and jewels buried in the tomb, which the ghost was said to guard; and there was a story about a sexton from long ago who tried to break into the coffin at night but, just as he got there, received a violent blow from the marble hand of the effigy, knocking him out cold on the ground. These stories were often scoffed at by the tougher farmers, yet when night fell, even the staunchest skeptics were hesitant to walk alone on the path that cut through the churchyard.

The Sexton's Rebuff

From these and other anecdotes that followed, the crusader appeared to be the favourite hero of ghost stories throughout the vicinity. His picture, which hung up in the hall, was thought by the servants to have something supernatural about it; for they remarked that, in whatever part of the hall you went, the eyes of the warrior were still fixed on you. The old porter's wife, too, at the lodge, who had been born and brought[148] up in the family, and was a great gossip among the maid-servants, affirmed, that in her young days she had often heard say, that on Midsummer eve, when it is well known all kinds of ghosts, goblins, and fairies become visible and walk abroad, the crusader used to mount his horse,[149] come down from his picture, ride about the house, down the avenue, and so to the church to visit the tomb; on which occasion the church-door most civilly swung open of itself: not that he needed it; for he rode through closed gates and even stone walls, and had been seen by one of the dairymaids to pass between two bars of the great park gate, making himself as thin as a sheet of paper.

From these and other stories that followed, the crusader seemed to be the favorite hero of ghost tales all around. His portrait, which hung in the hall, was considered to have something eerie about it, as the servants noted that no matter where you stood in the hall, the warrior's eyes always seemed to be on you. The old porter's wife at the lodge, who had grown up with the family and was a well-known gossip among the maids, claimed that in her younger days she often heard it said that on Midsummer Eve, when all sorts of ghosts, goblins, and fairies are said to become visible and roam about, the crusader would mount his horse, step down from his portrait, ride around the house, down the avenue, and over to the church to visit his tomb; during which the church door would graciously swing open by itself: not that he needed it; he passed through closed gates and even stone walls, and one of the dairymaids had seen him slip between the bars of the great park gate, making himself as thin as a piece of paper.

The Crusader's Night Ride

All these superstitions I found had been very much countenanced by the Squire, who, though not superstitious himself, was very fond of seeing others so. He listened to every goblin tale of the neighbouring gossips with infinite gravity, and held the porter's wife in high favour on account of her talent for the marvellous. He was himself a great reader of old legends and romances, and often lamented that he could not believe in them; for a superstitious person, he thought, must live in a kind of fairyland.

All these superstitions I found had really been supported by the Squire, who, although not superstitious himself, loved to see others believe in them. He listened to every ghost story from the local gossip with great seriousness and thought highly of the porter’s wife for her knack for the extraordinary. He was also a big fan of old legends and romances and often wished he could believe in them; he thought a superstitious person must live in a kind of fairyland.

Whilst we were all attention to the parson's[150] stories, our ears were suddenly assailed by a burst of heterogeneous sounds from the hall, in which was mingled something like the clang of rude minstrelsy, with the uproar of many small voices and girlish laughter. The door suddenly flew open, and a train came trooping into the room, that might almost have been mistaken for the breaking up of the court of Fairy. That indefatigable spirit, Master Simon, in the faithful discharge of his duties as lord of misrule, had conceived the idea of a Christmas mummery, or masquing; and having called in to his assistance the Oxonian and the young officer, who were equally ripe for anything that should occasion romping and merriment, they had carried it into instant effect. The old housekeeper had been consulted; the antique clothes-presses and wardrobes rummaged and made to yield up the relics of finery that had not seen the light for several generations; the younger part of the company had been privately convened from the[151] parlour and hall, and the whole had been bedizened out, into a burlesque imitation of an antique masque.[O]

While we were all focused on the parson's[150] stories, our ears were suddenly bombarded by a mix of sounds from the hall, where the clanging of rough music blended with the uproar of small voices and girlish laughter. The door flew open, and a group came bustling into the room, almost like the end of a fairy court. That unstoppable spirit, Master Simon, in his role as the lord of misrule, had come up with the idea of a Christmas play or masquerade; and having enlisted the help of the Oxonian and the young officer, who were just as eager for some fun and laughter, they quickly put it into action. The old housekeeper had been consulted, the old clothes presses and wardrobes had been searched, revealing relics of finery that hadn’t been seen in generations; the younger members of the group had been secretly gathered from the[151] parlor and hall, and the whole ensemble was dressed up in a comical imitation of an old masquerade.[O]

Ancient Christmas and Dame Mince-Pie
Robin Hood and Maid Marian

Master Simon led the van, as "Ancient Christmas," quaintly apparelled in a ruff, a short cloak, which had very much the aspect of one of the old housekeeper's petticoats, and a hat that might have served for a village steeple, and must indubitably have figured in the days of[152] the Covenanters. From under this his nose curved boldly forth, flushed with a frost-bitten bloom, that seemed the very trophy of a December blast. He was accompanied by the blue-eyed romp, dished up as "Dame Mince-Pie," in the venerable magnificence of faded brocade, long stomacher, peaked hat, and high-heeled shoes. The young officer appeared as Robin Hood, in a sporting dress of Kendal green, and a foraging cap, with a gold tassel. The costume, to be sure, did not bear testi[153]mony to deep research, and there was an evident eye to the picturesque, natural to a young gallant in the presence of his mistress. The fair Julia hung on his arm in a pretty rustic dress, as "Maid Marian." The rest of the train had been metamorphosed in various ways; the girls trussed up in the finery of the ancient belles of the Bracebridge line, and the striplings be-whiskered with burnt cork, and gravely clad in broad skirts, hanging sleeves, and full-bottomed wigs, to represent the characters of Roast Beef, Plum Pud[154]ding, and other worthies celebrated in ancient maskings. The whole was under the control of the Oxonian, in the appropriate character of Misrule; and I observed that he exercised rather a mischievous sway with his wand over the smaller personages of the pageant.

Master Simon led the group, dressed as "Ancient Christmas," wearing a ruff, a short cloak that looked a lot like one of the old housekeeper's petticoats, and a hat that could have passed for a village steeple, definitely dating back to the time of[152] the Covenanters. His nose pushed out confidently, flushed with a frost-bitten color, as if it were a trophy from a December chill. He was joined by the blue-eyed girl, dressed as "Dame Mince-Pie," in the faded grandeur of an old brocade gown, a long bodice, a peaked hat, and high-heeled shoes. The young officer was dressed as Robin Hood, in a sporty outfit of Kendal green and a foraging cap with a gold tassel. The outfit didn’t exactly show deep research, but clearly had an eye for style, which is natural for a young man in front of his lady. The lovely Julia clung to his arm in a cute rustic dress as "Maid Marian." The rest of the group had transformed in various ways; the girls were decked out in the finery of the ancient beauties of the Bracebridge line, while the young men wore burnt cork beards and were dressed in broad skirts, hanging sleeves, and full-bottomed wigs, portraying the characters of Roast Beef, Plum Pud[154]ding, and other figures famous in old performances. The whole scene was overseen by the Oxonian, fittingly dressed as Misrule; I noticed he had a rather playful control with his wand over the younger members of the group.

"The rest of the train had been metamorphosed in various ways."— "The rest of the train had changed in different ways."—page 153.
The Minuet
The Christmas Dance in Costume

The irruption of this motley crew, with beat of drum, according to ancient custom, was the consummation of uproar and merriment. Master Simon covered him[155]self with glory by the stateliness with which, as Ancient Christmas, he walked a minuet with the peerless, though giggling, Dame Mince-Pie. It was followed by a dance of all the characters, which, from its medley of costumes, seemed as though the old family portraits had skipped down from their frames to join in the sport. Different centuries were figuring at cross hands and right and left; the dark ages were cutting pirouettes and rigadoons; and the days of Queen Bess jigging merrily down the middle, through a line of succeeding generations.

The arrival of this diverse group, accompanied by the beating of drums as was the old tradition, marked the peak of chaos and celebration. Master Simon made himself look impressive with the elegance he displayed while dancing a minuet with the adorable, albeit giggling, Dame Mince-Pie. This was followed by a lively dance featuring all the characters, which, with their mix of costumes, made it seem as if the old family portraits had leaped out of their frames to join in the fun. Different centuries were mingling in dance; the dark ages were performing pirouettes and rigadoons, while the days of Queen Elizabeth merrily jigged down the middle through a line of successive generations.

The worthy Squire contemplated these fantastic sports, and this resurrection of his old wardrobe, with the simple relish of childish de[156]light. He stood chuckling and rubbing his hands, and scarcely hearing a word the parson said, notwithstanding that the latter was discoursing most authentically on the ancient and stately dance at the Paon, or Peacock, from which he conceived the minuet to be derived.[P] For my part, I was in a continual excitement, from the varied scenes of whim and innocent gaiety passing before me. It was inspiring to see wild-eyed frolic and warmhearted hospitality breaking out from among the chills and glooms of winter, and old age throwing off his apathy, and catching once more the freshness of youthful enjoyment. I felt also an interest in the scene, from the consideration that these fleeting customs were posting fast into oblivion, and that this was, perhaps, the only family in England in which the whole of them were still punctiliously observed. There was a quaintness, too, mingled with all this revelry, that gave it a peculiar zest; it was suited to[157] the time and place; and as the old Manor House almost reeled with mirth and wassail, it seemed echoing back the joviality of long-departed years.

The worthy Squire watched these fantastic games and the revival of his old wardrobe with the simple joy of a child. He stood chuckling and rubbing his hands, barely paying attention to anything the parson said, even though the parson was going on about the ancient and dignified dance at the Paon, or Peacock, which he believed to be the origin of the minuet. For my part, I was continually excited by the different scenes of whimsy and innocent cheer unfolding before me. It was uplifting to see wild-eyed fun and warmhearted hospitality breaking through the winter chills and gloom, with old age shaking off its dullness and rediscovering the freshness of youthful enjoyment. I was also drawn to the scene, considering that these fleeting customs were quickly fading into oblivion, and that this might be the only family in England where all of them were still carefully observed. There was a charm, too, mixed in with all this revelry that gave it a unique appeal; it fit the time and place perfectly, and as the old Manor House overflowed with laughter and celebration, it seemed to resonate with the joy of long-lost years.

"Chuckling and Rubbing his Hands"

But enough of Christmas and its gambols; it is time for me to pause in this garrulity. Me[158]thinks I hear the questions asked by my graver readers, "To what purpose is all this?—how is the world to be made wiser by this talk?" Alas! is there not wisdom enough extant for the instruction of the world? And if not, are there not thousands of abler pens labouring for its improvement?—It is so much pleasanter to please than to instruct—to play the companion rather than the preceptor.

But enough about Christmas and its festivities; it’s time for me to stop this chatter. I think I hear my more serious readers asking, "What’s the point of all this?—how is this talk going to make the world smarter?" Sadly, isn’t there already enough wisdom out there to teach the world? And if not, aren’t there thousands of more capable writers working on that? It’s so much more enjoyable to entertain than to educate—to be a friend rather than a teacher.

"Echoing back the Joviality of long-departed Years"

What, after all, is the mite of wisdom that I could throw into the mass of knowledge? or how am I sure that my sagest deductions may be safe guides for the opinions of others? But in writing to amuse, if I fail, the only evil is my own disappointment. If, however, I can by any lucky chance, in these days of evil, rub out one wrinkle from the brow of care, or beguile the heavy heart of one moment of sorrow; if I can now and then penetrate through the gathering film of misanthropy, prompt a benevolent view of human nature, and make my reader more in[159] good humour with his fellow-beings and himself, surely, surely, I shall not then have written entirely in vain.

What, after all, is the little bit of wisdom that I could contribute to the vast pool of knowledge? Or how can I be sure that my best insights will serve as reliable guides for others' opinions? But if I'm writing for entertainment and I fail, the only downside is my own disappointment. However, if by some lucky chance, in these tough times, I can ease even one wrinkle on the forehead of worry, or lift the heavy heart of someone for just a moment; if I can occasionally break through the growing cloud of cynicism, inspire a kinder perspective on human nature, and make my reader feel better about their fellow humans and themselves, then surely, I will not have written in vain.

Retrospect

FOOTNOTES:

[H] Sir John Suckling.

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_0__ Sir John Suckling.

[I] See Note E.

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_0__ See __A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_1__.

[J] See Note F.

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_0__ See __A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_1__.

[K] See Note G.

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_0__ See __A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_1__.

[L] See Note H.

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_0__ See __A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_1__.

[M] From "Poor Robin's Almanack."

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_0__ From "Poor Robin's Almanack."

[N] See Note I.

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_0__ See __A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_1__.

[O] See Note J.

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_0__ See __A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_1__.

[P] See Note K.

__A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_0__ See __A_TAG_PLACEHOLDER_1__.


NOTES

The mistletoe is still hung up in farm-houses and kitchens at Christmas; and the young men have the privilege of kissing the girls under it, plucking each time a berry from the bush. When the berries are all plucked, the privilege ceases.

The mistletoe is still hung in farmhouses and kitchens at Christmas; and the young men have the chance to kiss the girls underneath it, picking a berry from the bush each time. Once all the berries are gone, the chance ends.

The Yule-clog is a great log of wood, sometimes the root of a tree, brought into the house with great ceremony, on Christmas eve, laid in the fireplace, and lighted with the brand of last year's clog. While it lasted there was great drinking, singing, and telling of tales. Sometimes it was accompanied by Christmas candles, but in the cottages the only light was from the ruddy blaze of the great wood fire. The Yule-clog was to burn all night; if it went out, it was considered a sign of ill luck.

The Yule-clog is a large log, sometimes the root of a tree, brought into the house with much fanfare on Christmas Eve, placed in the fireplace, and lit with the remains of last year's log. While it burned, there was plenty of drinking, singing, and storytelling. Occasionally, it was paired with Christmas candles, but in the cottages, the only light came from the warm glow of the big fire. The Yule-clog was meant to burn all night; if it went out, it was seen as a bad omen.

Herrick mentions it in one of his songs:—

Herrick talks about it in one of his songs:—

"Come, bring some noise"
My merry, merry boys,
The Christmas log to the firing:
While my good lady, she
May you all be free,
And drink to your hearts' desiring."

The Yule-clog is still burnt in many farm-houses and kitchens[162] in England, particularly in the north, and there are several superstitions connected with it among the peasantry. If a squinting person come to the house while it is burning, or a person barefooted, it is considered an ill omen. The brand remaining from the Yule-clog is carefully put away to light the next year's Christmas fire.

The Yule-clog is still burned in many farmhouses and kitchens[162] in England, especially in the north, and there are several superstitions associated with it among the locals. If a cross-eyed person or someone barefoot enters the house while it's burning, it's seen as a bad sign. The remaining piece of the Yule-clog is kept carefully to light the Christmas fire the following year.

From the "Flying Eagle," a small Gazette, published December 24, 1652:—"The House spent much time this day about the business of the Navy, for settling the affairs at sea; and before they rose, were presented with a terrible remonstrance against Christmas day, grounded upon divine Scriptures, 2 Cor. v. 16; 1 Cor. xv. 14, 17; and in honour of the Lord's Day, grounded upon these Scriptures, John xx. 1; Rev. i. 10; Psalm cxviii. 24; Lev. xxiii. 7, 11; Mark xvi. 8; Psalm lxxxiv. 10, in which Christmas is called Anti-Christ's masse, and those Mass-mongers and Papists who observe it, etc. In consequence of which Parliament spent some time in consultation about the abolition of Christmas day, passed orders to that effect, and resolved to sit on the following day, which was commonly called Christmas day."

From the "Flying Eagle," a small Gazette, published December 24, 1652:—"The House spent a lot of time today discussing naval matters to settle affairs at sea; and before they adjourned, they were presented with a strong objection to Christmas day, based on the Scriptures, 2 Cor. v. 16; 1 Cor. xv. 14, 17; and in honor of the Lord's Day, based on these Scriptures, John xx. 1; Rev. i. 10; Psalm cxviii. 24; Lev. xxiii. 7, 11; Mark xvi. 8; Psalm lxxxiv. 10, where Christmas is referred to as Anti-Christ's mass, and those who observe it, like Mass-mongers and Papists, etc. As a result, Parliament spent some time discussing the abolition of Christmas day, passed orders to that effect, and decided to meet the following day, which was commonly known as Christmas day."

"An English gentleman at the opening of the great day, i.e. on Christmas day in the morning, had all his tenants and neighbours enter his hall by daybreak. The strong beer was broached, and the black jacks went plentifully about with toast, sugar, nutmeg, and good Cheshire cheese. The hackin (the great sausage) must[163] be boiled by daybreak, or else two young men must take the maiden (i.e. the cook) by the arms and run her round the marketplace till she is shamed of her laziness."—Round about our Sea-Coal Fire.

"An English gentleman on the morning of Christmas Day had all his tenants and neighbors come to his hall at dawn. The strong beer was tapped, and the large mugs went around filled with toast, sugar, nutmeg, and good Cheshire cheese. The big sausage had to be boiled by dawn, or else two young men had to take the cook by the arms and run her around the marketplace until she felt embarrassed about her laziness."—Round about our Sea-Coal Fire.

The old ceremony of serving up the boar's head on Christmas day is still observed in the hall of Queen's College, Oxford. I was favoured by the parson with a copy of the carol as now sung, and as it may be acceptable to such of my readers as are curious in these grave and learned matters, I give it entire.

The traditional ceremony of presenting the boar's head on Christmas Day is still carried out in the hall of Queen's College, Oxford. The parson kindly provided me with a copy of the carol as it is sung today, and since it might interest some of my readers who are intrigued by these serious and scholarly topics, I’m sharing it in full.

"The boar's head in hand bear I,
Decorated with laurel and rosemary;
And I ask you, my friends, to be cheerful,
How many are at the party?
Offering the head of the boar
Praise the Lord.

The boar's head, as I get it,
It's the rarest dish in this whole region,
Which is thus adorned with a colorful garland
Let's serve the song.
Caput of the boar I offer, etc.

Our steward has provided this
In honor of the King of Bliss,
Which will be served today is
In Reginensi Atrio.
"Bring the head of the boar,"
Etc. etc. etc.

The peacock was anciently in great demand for stately entertainments. Sometimes it was made into a pie, at one end of which the head appeared above the crust in all its plumage, with the beak richly gilt; at the other end the tail was displayed. Such pies were served up at the solemn banquets of chivalry, when Knights-errant pledged themselves to undertake any perilous enterprise; whence came the ancient oath, used by Justice Shallow, "by cock and pie."

The peacock was once highly sought after for grand celebrations. Sometimes it was cooked in a pie, with its head sticking out of the crust in all its colorful feathers, the beak lavishly gilded; at the other end, the tail was showcased. These pies were served at the formal feasts of chivalry, when Knights-errant vowed to take on any dangerous adventure; hence the old oath, used by Justice Shallow, "by cock and pie."

The peacock was also an important dish for the Christmas feast; and Massinger, in his City Madam, gives some idea of the extravagance with which this, as well as other dishes, was prepared for the gorgeous revels of the olden times:—

The peacock was also a significant dish for the Christmas feast; and Massinger, in his City Madam, gives some insight into the extravagance with which this and other dishes were prepared for the lavish celebrations of the past:—

"Men may talk of country Christmasses,
Their thirty-pound buttered eggs, their pies made from carp tongues:
Their pheasants soaked in ambergris; the bodies of three plump sheep crushed for broth, to create sauce for just one peacock!

The Wassail Bowl was sometimes composed of ale instead of wine; with nutmeg, sugar, toast, ginger, and roasted crabs; in this way the nut-brown beverage is still prepared in some old families, and round the hearths of substantial farmers at Christmas. It is also called Lambs' Wool, and is celebrated by Herrick in his "Twelfth Night:"—

The Wassail Bowl was sometimes made with ale instead of wine, mixed with nutmeg, sugar, toast, ginger, and roasted crabs. This way of preparing the nut-brown drink is still practiced in some traditional families and among prosperous farmers at Christmas. It’s also known as Lamb's Wool and is mentioned by Herrick in his "Twelfth Night":—

"Next, crown the bowl full."
With soft Lambs' Wool,
Add sugar, nutmeg, and ginger,
With a stock of beer too;
And so you must do
To make the Wassaile a swinger."

"The custom of drinking out of the same cup gave place to each having his cup. When the steward came to the doore with the Wassel, he was to cry three times, Wassel, Wassel, Wassel, and then the chappel (chaplain) was to answer with a song."—Archæologia.

"The practice of sharing a single cup changed to everyone having their own cup. When the steward arrived at the door with the wassail, he was supposed to call out three times, Wassel, Wassel, Wassel, and then the chaplain would respond with a song."—Archaeology.

"At Christmasse there was in the Kinge's house, wheresoever hee was lodged, a lorde of misrule, or mayster of merry disportes; and the like had ye in the house of every nobleman of honor, or good worshippe, were he spirituall or temporall."—Stow.

"At Christmas, there was in the king's house, wherever he was staying, a lord of misrule, or master of merry sports; and the same was found in the house of every nobleman of honor or good standing, whether they were spiritual or temporal."—Put away.

Maskings or mummeries were favourite sports at Christmas in old times; and the wardrobes at halls and manor-houses were often laid under contribution to furnish dresses and fantastic disguisings. I strongly suspect Master Simon to have taken the idea of his from Ben Jonson's Masque of Christmas.

Maskings or mummeries were popular activities at Christmas in the past, and the wardrobes in halls and manor houses were often used to provide costumes and elaborate disguises. I have a strong suspicion that Master Simon got his idea from Ben Jonson's Masque of Christmas.

Sir John Hawkins, speaking of the dance called the Pavon, from pavo, a peacock, says, "It is a grave and majestic dance; the method of dancing it anciently was by gentlemen dressed with caps and swords, by those of the long robe in their gowns, by the peers in their mantles, and by the ladies in gowns with long trains, the motion whereof, in dancing, resembled that of a peacock."—History of Music.[166]

Sir John Hawkins, talking about the dance called the Pavon, which is named after a peacock, says, "It's a serious and impressive dance. Traditionally, gentlemen danced it wearing caps and swords, those in long robes wore their gowns, peers had their mantles on, and ladies wore gowns with long trains, the way they moved while dancing resembled that of a peacock."—History of Music.[166]





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